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‫۳۱۰ - All Or Nothing

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‫One ofthe best things
‫about being in a great relationship

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‫is feeling comfortable enough
‫to leave it for an evening.

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‫what do you girls do
‫when you get together؟

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‫The usual stuff - braid our hair,
‫crank calls, and that weekend stuff.

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‫You don't talk about the boys؟

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‫I can't lie.

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‫Sometimes there is talk of the boys.

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‫Men's greatest fear.

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‫- I thought it was hair loss.
‫- No problem here.

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‫- I can tell.
‫- Feel free to pass that on to the gals.

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‫I'll try to work that
‫into the conversation.

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‫- Goodbye.
‫- Bye.

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‫EB white said no one should come
‫to New York unless they're lucky.

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‫I was. I had an amazing boyfriend
‫who had all his hair, good friends...

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‫and a married ex-boyfriend...
‫I had slept with a week ago.

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‫May I just say, "wow!"

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‫what can I say؟ I've arrived!

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‫Samantha had invited us to celebrate

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‫her new apartment, three new clients

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‫and her general fabulousness.

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‫who knew this existed

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‫in the meatpacking district.

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‫Just yards away from decaying cows.

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‫- Homemade baby quiche.
‫- You made these؟

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‫No! I had them delivered,

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‫along with dinner, the wine

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‫and DvD of "An Affair To Remember"
‫that we're watching later, drunk.

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‫- You can get DvDs delivered؟
‫- I used this new delivery service.

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‫Anything you want
‫they bring within an hour.

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‫Anything؟

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‫- Last night I ordered condoms.
‫- You didn't fuck the delivery guy!

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‫No, John, the hot guy from the gym.

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‫The condoms
‫came faster than he did!

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‫There's an ad-slogan.

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‫- Ladies, we have it all

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‫great apartments, jobs,

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‫friends, and sex...

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‫we can have quiche delivered
‫and eat it too.

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‫At my age, my mother had three kids

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‫and a drunk husband.

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‫- You just have three drunk friends.
‫- By choice.

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‫Having it all really means having
‫someone special to share it with.

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‫Please. That's so barney.

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‫I'm sorry. My life wasn't complete
‫until I met Trey.

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‫And Trey's mom is so great.

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‫You'll meet her at the engagement
‫party she's throwing for us.

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‫You will love her.

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‫Do you see us Manhattan؟
‫we have it all.

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‫- Fuck you!
‫- You wish.

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‫carrie, go home.
‫I can take care of this.

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‫Three hours later, Deborah Kerr had
‫revealed her secret to cary Grant,

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‫and I'd still told no one mine.

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‫- I slept with Big last week.
‫- You're having an affair؟

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‫No, no affair. Just one night,
‫and it is not happening again.

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‫- Please don't tell the others.
‫- OK.

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‫I am awful.

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‫I have this great boyfriend.
‫I don't know what I was doing.

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‫Nothing men
‫haven't been doing for centuries.

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‫was it good؟

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‫It was great,
‫and it's not happening again.

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‫Got it. Plates.

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‫How can it feel so good
‫when it's so bad؟

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‫They design it that way.

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‫Big and I... we have this thing.

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‫It's all about the pheromones.
‫we're just animals reacting to smells.

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‫I have a great boyfriend with all his
‫hair, waiting for me, who smells great.

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‫Aidan hasn't said "I love you" yet.

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‫- Until then, you're a free agent.
‫- The rules according to Samantha؟

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‫I'm more old-fashioned
‫than you think.

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‫I don't wanna be a free agent.

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‫Don't you wanna judge me,
‫just a little bit؟

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‫Not my style.

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‫Hang on.

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‫Hang on.

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‫Hi. God, I missed you.

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‫You gotta go see the girls more often.

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‫come on.

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‫Suddenly I felt safe again.
‫It had all just been a bad dream.

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‫As long as I was near Aidan,
‫it would all be OK.

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‫Until the morning.

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‫why do you have to go
‫to Pennsylvania today؟

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‫See that chair؟ It's got owners
‫that miss it very much.

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‫Go tomorrow. come on, stay.

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‫- I'll make you cookies.
‫- You don't cook.

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‫I'll buy you cookies.
‫come on, stay.

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‫It's just for a couple of days.
‫You gotta have stuff you wanna do.

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‫what I needed to do was not be alone.

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‫Be good.

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‫Downtown, Samantha woke up
‫to discover she did have it all.

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‫Including the flu.

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‫Shit.

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‫She never wanted a man around
‫in the morning, until she needed one.

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‫- John؟
‫- It's Samantha.

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‫Jones.

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‫From the gym.

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‫Yeah, right.

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‫I wondered if you might be able to
‫drop by on your way to work.

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‫Honey, I can hardly blow my nose,
‫let alone blow you.

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‫Yeah, I wouldn't want
‫you to get sick, either.

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‫Later, in the bridal registry
‫department at Bergdorf Goodman,

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‫charlotte discovered,
‫she wanted it all, and more.

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‫- $۱,۳۰۰.
‫- Yes. we do very well with it.

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‫- It's really beautiful.
‫- Yes.

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‫It'll look lovely under the noodles
‫we'll have to eat

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‫due to my outstanding loans.

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‫No, not that face.

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‫All right. If it's what you want.

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‫I'm too crazy about you to say no.

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‫I gotta get back to the hospital.

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‫- Did you do a guest list for the party؟
‫- Oh, right.

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‫I almost forgot.

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‫Sweetie؟ what's this؟

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‫Prenuptial agreements. Standard.
‫Everyone in the family has one.

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‫You sign on page four. Feel free
‫to have your lawyer look it over.

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‫I'll call you later.

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‫This looks normal.

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‫charlotte wasted no time
‫having a lawyer look it over.

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‫we're not married yet, and already
‫we're talking about divorce.

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‫A lot of people do prenups.

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‫Marriage is supposed to be
‫about love and happiness.

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‫- And the protection of assets.
‫- That is so unromantic.

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‫And necessary. ۵۰ per cent
‫of marriages end in divorce.

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‫There it is again - divorce.

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‫I'm sure you'll live happily ever after,
‫but I wouldn't marry without this.

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‫I'm safe. what's he gonna take
‫from me - shoes؟

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‫Maybe I do need one.

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‫what؟

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‫This is unusual.
‫He has you on a vesting schedule.

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‫For every five years you're married,
‫you get a percentage of $۵۰۰,۰۰۰.

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‫I'm only worth $۵۰۰,۰۰۰.

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‫- Over ۳۰ years.
‫- Maybe that's your wholesale price.

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‫If you have any boys,
‫you'll get another ۱۰۰ grand.

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‫How much for girls؟

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‫- Nada.
‫- That's bad business.

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‫I can't sign that. I can't marry
‫someone knowing they feel this way.

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‫This is just their opening offer.
‫It's standard to negotiate.

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‫I can't even buy stuff on sale.

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‫Talk to Trey. I'm sure his lawyers
‫will take care of this.

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‫working over lunch؟ The New York
‫office is tougher than ours.

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‫George, this is carrie and charlotte.
‫George works in our chicago office.

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‫I'm taking depositions
‫and restaurant recommendations

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‫from hip and trendy New Yorkers.

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‫- You're hip and trendy؟
‫- George is from chicago.

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‫- So it's good؟
‫- It's fantastic.

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‫I hope the place tomorrow
‫lives up to your standards.

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‫- I'm sure it will be great.
‫- I'll drop by your office later.

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‫- OK.
‫- Nice meeting you, ladies.

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‫Bye.

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‫well, well, well, they sure
‫grow 'em cute in the Midwest.

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‫I know. We have a date.

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‫Find out how much he pays
‫for boys before you get attached.

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‫۲۴ hours, three degrees of fever
‫and two pages of her black book later,

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‫Samantha was no closer
‫to closing her deal.

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‫why don't you go fuck yourself.
‫I won't be doing it again... ever.

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‫Samantha was discovering it was
‫easier to find a guy to screw her

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‫than one who'd screw in
‫her curtain rod.

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‫She wasn't the only one
‫who needed a fix.

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‫I did everything I could
‫to keep busy until Aidan came back.

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‫I re-arranged my sweaters,
‫defrosted my fridge...

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‫broke into my emergency hidden
‫stash, and thought about choices.

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‫Modern women have been told
‫- that we can be anything we want

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‫an astronaut, the head of an Internet
‫company, a stay-at-home mom.

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‫There aren't any rules.
‫choices are endless.

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‫And apparently,
‫they can all be delivered to your door.

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‫Is it possible that we've gotten
‫so spoiled by choices

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‫that we've become
‫unable to make one؟

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‫That we know
‫that once you choose something,

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‫one man, one great apartment,
‫one amazing job,

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‫another option goes away؟

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‫Are we a generation who can't
‫choose just one from column 'A'؟

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‫Did we have too much to handle,
‫or was Samantha right؟

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‫can we have it all؟

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‫Two hours later, I had filed
‫every article I'd ever written,

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‫but I couldn't file away
‫what had happened with Big.

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‫I made a choice.

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‫I called him.

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‫- Yeah؟
‫- It's me, carrie.

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‫Jesus, carrie. How are you؟

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‫I'm good, fine. OK.

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‫we need to talk about what happened.

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‫- Right now؟
‫- Yes. Rationally and right now.

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‫- Apparently you're the boss.
‫- It was just a physical thing.

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‫we gave in to our baser instincts,
‫shit happens, blah blah blah.

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‫- Are you wearing glasses؟
‫- No.

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‫- You sound like you are.
‫- It can't happen. You're married.

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‫I'm aware of that. But it was
‫pretty fucking amazing, wasn't it؟

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‫That is so not the point.

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‫we're intelligent beings. we have to
‫learn to rise above the physical stuff.

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‫You can learn to do that؟

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‫Apparently we couldn't.

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‫Next time we're going to a hotel.

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‫I can smell the guy on your sheets.

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‫woodchips and Paco Rabanne.

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‫He doesn't wear cologne.

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‫Maybe he should.

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‫By the way, there will be no next time.

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‫This is gonna be like
‫"The Bridges Of Madison Avenue".

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‫A brief affair
‫I'll write about to my grandchildren.

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‫can I have a beard
‫in the book version؟

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‫I've always wanted a beard.

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‫Maybe a goatee.

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‫It all felt so easy and so good.

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‫I was like the moth to the old flame.

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‫Meanwhile that night,
‫Miranda was enjoying her new flame.

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‫can't believe I have to
‫catch an ۱۱ o' clock flight.

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‫But it was fun.

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‫If I weren't going back to chicago,
‫I would try to sleep with you now.

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‫I'm drunk enough.
‫I might have let you.

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‫Damn!

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‫- I have to wait till next time.
‫- There will be a next time؟

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‫Of course.
‫I come back and forth a lot.

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‫In the meantime,
‫there's always the phone.

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‫- I have one of those.
‫- I'll call you tomorrow night.

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‫Damn.

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‫The next night, Miranda was surprised
‫to hear from George.

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‫I knew you were a middle child.
‫I love it when I'm right.

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‫Yeah, spoken like a true only child.

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00:14:47,602 --> 00:14:50,366
‫They talked for two hours
‫about everything.

220
00:14:50,538 --> 00:14:56,067
‫Favorite foods, families... It was one
‫of the best dates Miranda had had.

221
00:14:56,277 --> 00:14:59,303
‫- what are you wearing؟
‫- Then the date got even better.

222
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,539
‫Nothing.

223
00:15:02,617 --> 00:15:06,348
‫- wish I were there.
‫- Really؟ what would you do؟

224
00:15:06,521 --> 00:15:11,857
‫I would start
‫by kissing your neck. Slowly.

225
00:15:12,827 --> 00:15:15,887
‫Then I'd work my way down,

226
00:15:16,064 --> 00:15:19,090
‫start licking your nipples...

227
00:15:19,267 --> 00:15:22,566
‫- where's your hand؟
‫- On your dick.

228
00:15:22,737 --> 00:15:25,535
‫Put the other one on you.

229
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:29,609
‫That night, Miranda started
‫sleeping with George regularly.

230
00:15:29,777 --> 00:15:34,942
‫She had it all - her own life, and
‫a great boyfriend she could count on.

231
00:15:35,116 --> 00:15:38,574
‫He always called,
‫and she always came to the phone.

232
00:15:38,753 --> 00:15:43,122
‫while Miranda came, I was busy
‫preparing for Aidan to come back.

233
00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:46,124
‫I had slept in Big's and my sex-sheets
‫for two days.

234
00:15:46,294 --> 00:15:49,821
‫Like any good junky,
‫I knew how to hide the evidence.

235
00:15:49,997 --> 00:15:51,931
‫Hey, you.

236
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:55,069
‫- come on.
‫- Hi.

237
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:06,738
‫Look at you.

238
00:16:06,914 --> 00:16:09,576
‫I was sure he saw the scarlet 'A'
‫on my chest.

239
00:16:10,418 --> 00:16:13,945
‫If Big could smell him,
‫could he smell Big on me؟

240
00:16:14,122 --> 00:16:16,955
‫I missed you so much.

241
00:16:19,827 --> 00:16:22,523
‫I should send you
‫to Pennsylvania more often.

242
00:16:22,697 --> 00:16:26,189
‫You should.
‫I realized something while I was gone.

243
00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:29,359
‫- You did, did you؟
‫- Yeah.

244
00:16:29,537 --> 00:16:31,528
‫I love you, carrie.

245
00:16:35,376 --> 00:16:37,810
‫Is that too much؟

246
00:16:38,579 --> 00:16:42,106
‫- I thought I shouldn't say...
‫- No.

247
00:16:44,152 --> 00:16:46,620
‫I love you too.

248
00:16:53,661 --> 00:16:58,098
‫Not only was my secret safe,
‫but I had become lovable.

249
00:16:58,299 --> 00:17:01,234
‫I felt awful. And so good.

250
00:17:01,402 --> 00:17:03,495
‫- wait. No sheets.
‫- Fuck the sheets.

251
00:17:03,671 --> 00:17:07,630
‫You're bent over,
‫and I'm playing with you.

252
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:11,575
‫- Your dick is in my mouth.
‫- Jesus, I'm gonna come.

253
00:17:11,746 --> 00:17:14,943
‫The next night, Miranda was
‫going to third with George

254
00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:16,640
‫when her second line beeped.

255
00:17:16,851 --> 00:17:19,581
‫Dammit, hold on.

256
00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:22,688
‫- Hello.
‫- Trey says his mom won't negotiate.

257
00:17:22,857 --> 00:17:25,121
‫- Hold on.
‫- Are you OK؟

258
00:17:25,293 --> 00:17:27,284
‫I'll be right back.

259
00:17:27,462 --> 00:17:31,523
‫Your dick is in my mouth.
‫Keep it there.

260
00:17:31,699 --> 00:17:36,193
‫The mom's the one holding the cards.
‫She's the one to go up against.

261
00:17:36,437 --> 00:17:40,533
‫- How do I do that؟
‫- charlotte, I'll call you tomorrow.

262
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:41,902
‫But...

263
00:17:42,877 --> 00:17:44,208
‫Sorry.

264
00:17:44,378 --> 00:17:48,405
‫So am I.
‫You got me so hot, I just came.

265
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,608
‫You did؟

266
00:17:50,785 --> 00:17:55,119
‫Now we have to take care of you.

267
00:17:56,924 --> 00:18:00,724
‫The next night,
‫I went to take care of Samantha.

268
00:18:00,895 --> 00:18:03,523
‫More cough syrup.

269
00:18:03,731 --> 00:18:07,428
‫which for Samantha meant
‫- making her mom's childhood remedy

270
00:18:07,635 --> 00:18:10,570
‫cough syrup
‫and Fanta orange soda over ice.

271
00:18:17,512 --> 00:18:20,743
‫No offence, but this is about
‫to make me sicker than you.

272
00:18:20,915 --> 00:18:22,542
‫Give me my drink.

273
00:18:25,753 --> 00:18:29,348
‫A frosted martini glass
‫would make that more appetizing.

274
00:18:32,293 --> 00:18:35,353
‫why don't you ask the super
‫to fix your window؟

275
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:38,693
‫I don't have one.
‫I own this place, remember؟

276
00:18:42,937 --> 00:18:48,876
‫I should have got married. Then
‫at least I'd have a curtain that closes.

277
00:18:49,043 --> 00:18:53,537
‫Oh, carrie, it doesn't matter
‫how much you have.

278
00:18:53,714 --> 00:18:57,047
‫If you don't have a guy
‫who cares about you,

279
00:18:57,218 --> 00:19:02,053
‫- it all means shit.
‫- Sweetie, calm down.

280
00:19:04,025 --> 00:19:08,155
‫Three days of sleep deprivation had
‫- turned Samantha into a new woman

281
00:19:08,329 --> 00:19:09,694
‫charlotte.

282
00:19:09,864 --> 00:19:14,767
‫For someone who had it all,
‫she had never felt more alone.

283
00:19:17,605 --> 00:19:20,870
‫I'm gonna tell you something.

284
00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:23,636
‫- There's two types of guys out there

285
00:19:23,844 --> 00:19:26,779
‫the ones that hold your hand,
‫and the ones that fuck you.

286
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:29,917
‫I'd slept with both of them
‫in the last ۴۸ hours.

287
00:19:30,084 --> 00:19:34,487
‫The guys that fuck you
‫aren't worth a damn.

288
00:19:34,655 --> 00:19:36,782
‫we're all alone.

289
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:42,658
‫we are not alone.
‫we have each other.

290
00:19:48,069 --> 00:19:50,060
‫- Bed؟
‫- Yeah.

291
00:19:50,271 --> 00:19:55,971
‫Three days of rest later, three healthy
‫girls attended a very uptown party.

292
00:19:56,143 --> 00:19:59,772
‫Jesus. Looks like
‫Martha Stewart exploded in here.

293
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:03,314
‫- Look, headbands are back.
‫- where's the food؟

294
00:20:03,484 --> 00:20:08,683
‫Amazing what days of a cough syrup
‫and Fanta diet will do for the appetite.

295
00:20:08,856 --> 00:20:11,484
‫They're wASPs.
‫There's never food, only booze.

296
00:20:11,692 --> 00:20:13,956
‫Fine.
‫One martini, six olives.

297
00:20:15,296 --> 00:20:18,925
‫I can't believe charlotte wants to be
‫in this world. Look at these people.

298
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,694
‫- They're like Ken and Barbie cut-outs.
‫- You made it.

299
00:20:23,404 --> 00:20:26,567
‫- I see you found the bar.
‫- we're good that way.

300
00:20:26,741 --> 00:20:29,938
‫Trey, you have to keep people
‫out of the maid's room.

301
00:20:30,111 --> 00:20:34,343
‫There are photos of me rowing college
‫crew in there. It's mortifying.

302
00:20:34,915 --> 00:20:37,941
‫These are charlotte's friends.
‫This is my mom, Bunny.

303
00:20:38,152 --> 00:20:40,017
‫Pleasure to have you.

304
00:20:40,187 --> 00:20:42,655
‫There's Reverend Williams.

305
00:20:42,823 --> 00:20:46,919
‫Maybe we should say hello
‫before he gets into the Scotch.

306
00:20:47,094 --> 00:20:49,722
‫It's about ۲۰ years too late for that.

307
00:20:53,267 --> 00:20:56,361
‫- I haven't signed the prenup.
‫- what are you gonna do؟

308
00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:58,538
‫I don't know. I'm confused.

309
00:20:58,706 --> 00:21:02,301
‫I love him, but I feel like
‫no one cares about me.

310
00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:08,471
‫I thought if we could negotiate,
‫it'd be OK, but now it all feels wrong.

311
00:21:08,649 --> 00:21:13,382
‫- what does Trey say؟
‫- Nothing. He leaves it to his mother.

312
00:21:13,554 --> 00:21:15,021
‫You can take her.

313
00:21:15,256 --> 00:21:19,625
‫- what should I do؟
‫- we can't tell you what to do.

314
00:21:19,794 --> 00:21:24,754
‫I wasn't one to talk about marriage,
‫considering I might break one up.

315
00:21:24,965 --> 00:21:27,991
‫You have to do
‫what feels right to you.

316
00:21:28,169 --> 00:21:31,161
‫It depends how much
‫you want to marry Trey.

317
00:21:42,116 --> 00:21:46,746
‫- Bunny, do you have a minute؟
‫- Of course.

318
00:21:46,921 --> 00:21:50,448
‫charlotte realized, if she wanted
‫to close the deal with Trey,

319
00:21:50,624 --> 00:21:52,956
‫she'd have to close the deal
‫with Bunny first.

320
00:21:53,127 --> 00:21:56,893
‫- I haven't signed the prenup.
‫- You've been busy.

321
00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:59,532
‫I have...

322
00:22:00,735 --> 00:22:03,295
‫a little problem...
‫with how much I'm worth.

323
00:22:04,572 --> 00:22:08,975
‫I see.
‫That is the standard amount.

324
00:22:09,143 --> 00:22:12,306
‫It's how it's always
‫been done in the MacDougal family.

325
00:22:13,981 --> 00:22:15,414
‫Right.

326
00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:20,077
‫Not only would she have to negotiate,
‫she'd have to play hardball.

327
00:22:20,254 --> 00:22:22,722
‫well, you know...

328
00:22:23,791 --> 00:22:27,227
‫we haven't finalized...
‫the wedding arrangements.

329
00:22:27,461 --> 00:22:30,225
‫Trey would be disappointed
‫if I backed out.

330
00:22:30,464 --> 00:22:33,763
‫"The Times" announcement
‫would run, there would be questions...

331
00:22:33,934 --> 00:22:38,803
‫- what do you want؟
‫- I'm worth a million.

332
00:22:42,676 --> 00:22:45,975
‫I did it. I negotiated with Bunny,
‫and I signed the prenup.

333
00:22:46,147 --> 00:22:48,138
‫That's great.

334
00:22:48,315 --> 00:22:52,251
‫- I'm getting married.
‫- congratulations.

335
00:22:52,419 --> 00:22:57,482
‫- I love him.
‫- Ladies, may I sweep my bride away؟

336
00:22:57,691 --> 00:23:00,159
‫She's all yours.

337
00:23:00,327 --> 00:23:03,660
‫It was then that we realized
‫that we didn't have it all.

338
00:23:03,831 --> 00:23:07,460
‫we no longer had charlotte.

339
00:23:08,469 --> 00:23:09,993
‫Then, there were three.

340
00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:12,799
‫I can't believe
‫she's marrying that guy.

341
00:23:12,973 --> 00:23:15,339
‫For a tenth of what she's worth.

342
00:23:15,509 --> 00:23:17,909
‫I thought you were
‫Ms Pro Marriage now.

343
00:23:18,078 --> 00:23:22,913
‫I was delirious.
‫I also saw spots all over my bathtub.

344
00:23:23,117 --> 00:23:26,712
‫I can't believe I'm saying this,
‫but it feels weird without her here.

345
00:23:26,887 --> 00:23:29,378
‫That's such a charlotte thing to say.

346
00:23:29,557 --> 00:23:32,185
‫After a week full of Aidan
‫and no cigarettes,

347
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,919
‫I felt like I had
‫finally kicked my addiction.

348
00:23:35,095 --> 00:23:37,893
‫- Emu.
‫- what؟

349
00:23:38,065 --> 00:23:42,161
‫- ۳۲ across. Rare bird - emu.
‫- I was getting there.

350
00:23:42,336 --> 00:23:44,600
‫Not with the wrong word in ۱۵ down.

351
00:23:51,078 --> 00:23:53,046
‫Then my addiction found me.

352
00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:54,943
‫- Hello.
‫- I need to see you.

353
00:23:55,115 --> 00:23:58,642
‫- Miranda, I'll call you back.
‫- come down or I'll come up.

354
00:23:58,819 --> 00:24:01,686
‫Right, I'll call you later.

355
00:24:05,526 --> 00:24:08,393
‫I told Aidan
‫I was taking Pete for a walk.

356
00:24:08,562 --> 00:24:11,156
‫He believed me,
‫which only made it worse.

357
00:24:12,266 --> 00:24:14,860
‫Don't ever call me
‫at home again. walk.

358
00:24:15,970 --> 00:24:18,598
‫You can't just decide
‫you wanna see me, and I'm there.

359
00:24:18,839 --> 00:24:20,773
‫- Is this his dog؟
‫- Yes.

360
00:24:20,941 --> 00:24:25,378
‫You want it all - the girl you screw,
‫and the girl you go home to.

361
00:24:25,579 --> 00:24:28,776
‫That's bullshit. I just want you.

362
00:24:28,949 --> 00:24:33,909
‫I can't do this any more, sleep with
‫two people at the same time.

363
00:24:36,056 --> 00:24:37,819
‫- I'll tell her tonight.
‫- what؟

364
00:24:37,992 --> 00:24:40,961
‫- what؟
‫- No, no.

365
00:24:41,128 --> 00:24:43,926
‫Married men don't just leave their...

366
00:24:44,131 --> 00:24:48,067
‫I have a man who loves me,
‫and you have a wife who loves you.

367
00:24:48,235 --> 00:24:50,726
‫Don't talk about him and her
‫like it's you and me.

368
00:24:50,938 --> 00:24:55,534
‫You have no right to do this.
‫You can't come and fuck up my life.

369
00:24:55,709 --> 00:24:59,304
‫I think there were two people
‫doing the fucking here.

370
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:03,314
‫Shit. Pete. Oh, shit!

371
00:25:03,484 --> 00:25:06,510
‫- where are you going؟ wait.
‫- Pete!

372
00:25:07,655 --> 00:25:10,920
‫- Pete! Oh, shit.
‫- carrie.

373
00:25:13,227 --> 00:25:14,785
‫Excuse me.

374
00:25:22,937 --> 00:25:24,302
‫Pete! shit.

375
00:25:24,471 --> 00:25:27,463
‫- watch out!
‫- Pete.

376
00:25:36,550 --> 00:25:39,018
‫God. Shit!

377
00:25:41,255 --> 00:25:45,089
‫No. Go home.
‫Don't tell anyone. Don't do anything.

378
00:25:45,259 --> 00:25:49,958
‫- I wanna help.
‫- This isn't helping. Go home.

379
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,967
‫Back at Miranda's home,
‫things were heating up as well.

380
00:25:57,137 --> 00:26:02,973
‫I unbutton the last button, slip
‫my hand in, and touch your breast.

381
00:26:03,210 --> 00:26:06,509
‫Your nipple's so hard.

382
00:26:07,281 --> 00:26:10,079
‫I'll be right back.

383
00:26:22,129 --> 00:26:26,293
‫I'm thrusting, I'm thrusting.
‫I'm deep inside of you.

384
00:26:26,467 --> 00:26:28,594
‫You were touching my breast.

385
00:26:28,769 --> 00:26:32,899
‫Yeah, I'm touching your breast,
‫and I'm thrusting into you.

386
00:26:33,073 --> 00:26:36,201
‫No, we hadn't gotten to that yet.

387
00:26:36,443 --> 00:26:37,410
‫Oh.

388
00:26:40,748 --> 00:26:45,310
‫Are you having phone sex
‫with other people؟

389
00:26:45,486 --> 00:26:51,083
‫I don't think we ever said
‫this was an exclusive thing.

390
00:26:51,258 --> 00:26:52,850
‫Oh, my God.

391
00:26:53,060 --> 00:26:57,053
‫Miranda stopped being hung up
‫on George. So she hung up on him.

392
00:26:58,899 --> 00:27:04,132
‫Three hours later, I hadn't found Pete,
‫and I felt as lost as he was.

393
00:27:04,304 --> 00:27:08,263
‫I had a man who loved me, and a man
‫who wanted to leave his wife for me.

394
00:27:08,442 --> 00:27:10,410
‫I should have been
‫on top of the world,

395
00:27:10,544 --> 00:27:12,512
‫but I didn't feel like I had it all.

396
00:27:12,679 --> 00:27:15,045
‫I felt like nothing.

397
00:27:15,215 --> 00:27:18,480
‫I had lost Pete,
‫and I would probably lose Aidan.

398
00:27:18,652 --> 00:27:20,119
‫I decided to come clean.

399
00:27:24,525 --> 00:27:28,256
‫Jesus, I was worried about you.

400
00:27:32,866 --> 00:27:36,358
‫Oh, my God. Pete's here؟

401
00:27:36,537 --> 00:27:42,169
‫Oh, my God, I lost him.
‫I lost him and I looked for him and...

402
00:27:42,342 --> 00:27:46,904
‫Oh, my... Pete, come here.
‫come here.

403
00:27:47,081 --> 00:27:48,742
‫Oh, God.

404
00:27:49,783 --> 00:27:52,217
‫- I'm an awful girlfriend.
‫- Take it easy.

405
00:27:52,386 --> 00:27:56,288
‫- I'm awful.
‫- He's a dog. He runs away.

406
00:27:56,490 --> 00:27:59,152
‫He found his way back.

407
00:27:59,393 --> 00:28:02,362
‫So had I.

408
00:28:04,498 --> 00:28:07,296
‫I need to ask you something.

409
00:28:09,002 --> 00:28:12,438
‫- OK.
‫- I don't wanna be paranoid.

410
00:28:12,606 --> 00:28:14,631
‫You took Pete for a walk.

411
00:28:14,808 --> 00:28:18,539
‫we both know you're not big
‫on the dog-walking.

412
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,843
‫I can smell something.

413
00:28:34,328 --> 00:28:36,592
‫Are you cheating؟

414
00:28:42,769 --> 00:28:46,227
‫I can smell the smoke on you.

415
00:28:50,077 --> 00:28:52,136
‫You're smoking again, aren't you؟

416
00:28:55,182 --> 00:28:56,547
‫Yeah.

417
00:28:58,085 --> 00:28:59,552
‫Yeah, I am.

418
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,551
‫It was the truth.

419
00:29:03,223 --> 00:29:07,216
‫- Are you going to quit؟
‫- I really want to.

420
00:29:07,394 --> 00:29:08,861
‫That was, too.

421
00:29:11,031 --> 00:29:12,362
‫come here.