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‫۳۱۱ - Running With Scissors

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‫-Yes؟
‫- Room service.

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‫We've got to stop meeting like this.

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‫You've been waiting
‫your whole life to say that.

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‫I have to be some place
‫in three hours.

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‫Why is your skin so soft؟

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‫When Dickens wrote, "It was the best

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‫"of times, it was the worst of times",

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‫he must have been having an affair

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‫with his married ex-boyfriend.

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‫Yeah؟

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‫It's me.

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‫You can't keep changing the time.
‫I have a schedule too.

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‫Fine. I'm sorry.

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‫- Let's get those panties off.
‫- I have to put my diaphragm in.

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‫I have to be at work in ۴۰ minutes.

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‫I know.

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‫our affair like our hotels
‫had gone from elegant with crystal

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‫to seedy with plastic cups.

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‫cracker؟

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‫God, it's hot in here,
‫and the windows don't even open.

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‫I hate those sliding air strip things.

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‫I need air.

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‫You picked the hotel.

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‫Because it's on ۵۶th and ۸th,
‫where nobody knows us.

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‫- ۵۶th and ۸th is safe.
‫- I don't give a fuck who sees us.

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‫Yes, you do. I do, too.
‫You want people to get hurt؟

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‫This room smells like take-out curry.

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‫It's too hot, I can't do this.

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‫Are you saving it for your boyfriend؟

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‫carrie.

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‫No. You don't talk to me that way.

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‫I'm sorry.

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‫I'm sorry.

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‫Jesus.

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‫How did we get here؟

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‫Who are we؟

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‫- There you go.
‫- Thanks.

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‫I have to tell you something.

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‫You won't like it. I'd rather tell anyone
‫but you, but I have to.

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‫oK.

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‫- Because I need your help.
‫- oK.

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‫I'm having an affair with Big.

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‫I think my heart just stopped.

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‫Also, I'm smoking again.
‫I'm smoking and sleeping with Big.

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‫Feel free to delete me
‫out of your Palm Pilot.

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‫- Give me one.
‫- Really؟

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‫- I think I need it.
‫- You are such a good friend.

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‫Don't inhale.

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‫Say you don't hate me.

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‫- I don't.
‫- Thank you. If only I didn't hate me.

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‫- How long has it been going on؟
‫- Forever.

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‫Actual time - three weeks.

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‫I'm in the middle of this,
‫and I can't see.

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‫I need you to yank me out of it.
‫Say stuff to yank me out of it.

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‫- What about Aidan؟
‫- Exactly. What about Aidan؟

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‫What about him؟
‫I would die if he found out.

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‫Big's acting jealous. I'm afraid
‫he'll call him or do something stupid.

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‫- He's threatened to tell Natasha.
‫- What did you think would happen؟

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‫I didn't think. I just did.
‫I'm terrified we've messed it up

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‫and it can never be
‫what it was supposed to be.

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‫- It's a big mess.
‫- Take it easy, oK؟

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‫I'm confused. Does he only want me
‫because he can't have me؟

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‫- Yes.
‫- How do you really feel؟

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‫Forget about him.
‫What do you want؟

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‫I want everyone
‫to get out of this without getting hurt.

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‫- That's realistic.
‫- Why not؟

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‫You've heard stories about affairs
‫where people realise

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‫how great their other relationship is

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‫and end it without
‫anyone being the wiser.

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‫I don't watch
‫"Lifetime Television For Women".

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‫You have to just stop. oK؟
‫Just stop.

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‫I am. I'm stopping.

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‫- I am.
‫- Good.

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‫- Who else knows about this؟
‫- Samantha.

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‫- And God.
‫- Not charlotte؟

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‫If the-world-according-to-bride knew,
‫she'd kill me.

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‫At least you wouldn't
‫have to be a bridesmaid.

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‫While Miranda was trying not
‫to judge me on the Upper East Side,

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‫Samantha was judging the crowd
‫at a hot spot on the Lower West Side.

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‫It was a typical mix - ten per cent
‫Wall Street, ten per cent real estate,

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‫ten per cent she'd slept with.

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‫His name was Tom Reymi.

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‫Excuse me.

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‫A Manhattan legend - straight, single,
‫and sexually very active.

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‫The male samantha.

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‫- Hi. I'm Tom Reymi.
‫- I knowwho you are. I'm...

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‫- I knowwho you are.
‫- It's about time we met.

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‫We knowthe same people,
‫we should go to dinner, blah blah.

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‫- Wanna fuck؟
‫- Under a minute.

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‫- You could qualify for the olympics.
‫- My place is...

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‫- Do you swing؟
‫- Swing؟

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‫You mean with other couples؟

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‫No.

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‫Swing.

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‫oh my, so cirque du Soleil.

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‫You haven't fucked
‫till you've fucked in the swing.

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‫I've always wanted to run off
‫and join the circus.

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‫So, Samantha...

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‫when was your last AIDS test؟

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‫So much for foreplay.

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‫Anyone who has as much sex as us
‫has to ask, right؟

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‫I was tested again three weeks ago.

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‫I'm good to go. How about you؟

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‫Samantha didn't know
‫howto tell Tom Reymi

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‫that the only sex test she'd ever
‫taken was the cosmo Quiz.

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‫You have been tested, right؟

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‫No, but I'm very healthy.

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‫- You haven't been tested. Why؟
‫- I'm a busy girl.

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‫I got hard in that club
‫just from looking at you.

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‫We both know what's gonna happen
‫when we get in that swing.

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‫I can't fuck you or eat you how I want,
‫unless I know it's safe.

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‫Samantha, you should do me.

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‫I am as good as they say.

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‫Samantha had to figure out just
‫how much she wanted to do Reymi.

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‫The pink Post-its
‫are for the gowns I like.

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‫Green is for the gowns I really like.

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‫Yellow is for the gowns
‫I don't know if I like.

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‫Kill me, please.
‫Drag a sharp object across my throat.

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‫Stop. You take "Modern Bride".
‫Samantha, "New York Bride".

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‫- And I'll take "Annoying Bride"؟
‫- Page ۲۱۱. Tell me what you think.

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‫- okey-dokey.
‫- cute purse.

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‫There's no time for purses.
‫This is gown specific.

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‫- Is your theme a Nazi wedding؟
‫- Page ۲۱۱.

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‫- It's pretty. I like the flowers.
‫- Me, too. And I like that satin bow.

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‫Have you all had an AIDS test؟

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‫Good morning.
‫Where did that come from؟

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‫I met this very hot guy. He won't
‫sleep with me unless I have a test.

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‫We're looking at wedding gowns.
‫could you not talk about AIDS now؟

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‫- You've never had an Hlv test؟
‫- No. Have you؟

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‫- Two.
‫- Three.

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‫- How about upper length gloves؟
‫- How can you not have had a test؟

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‫She doesn't mean that
‫the way it sounds. It's just...

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‫Why not؟

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‫I always practise safe sex.

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‫All right, I'm terrified.

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‫- What if I have it؟
‫- You don't have it.

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‫Sometimes it takes me
‫a long time to get over a cold.

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‫That's air conditioning.
‫Just get it over with.

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‫The test is nothing. The worst part
‫is waiting for the results.

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‫They take some people to this room,
‫and you knowthe news ain't good.

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‫I sat there praying,
‫"Please don't take me in that room".

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‫There are ۱۴۰۰ gowns
‫in this magazine.

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‫I have only seen ۶۰۰ of them.
‫I need help.

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‫- You need to chill out. Hire a stylist.
‫- A stylist؟

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‫Some mignon
‫to do your dress bidding.

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‫I can hire someone to do that؟

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‫This is New York.
‫You can hire someone to do anything.

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‫- I'll fax you some names.
‫- Thank you, thank you.

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‫If only I could hire someone
‫to take that test.

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‫Later, I got thinking about safe sex.

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‫odd how only when our physical life
‫is at risk, do we protect ourselves.

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‫What about our emotional lives؟

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‫Wouldn't it be nice
‫if there was a pamphlet to warn us

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‫what behaviour might be high risk
‫to ourselves or our relationships؟

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‫Even if you take precautions and
‫emotionally try to protect yourself,

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‫when you crawl in bed with someone,
‫is sex ever safe؟

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‫Yeah, I know,
‫but that's not my problem.

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‫The next day, Miranda experienced
‫a different type of high risk behaviour.

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‫- Eat me.
‫- Excuse me؟

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‫Eat me.

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‫Miranda was furious. It was
‫bad enough she had just lost a case,

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‫but now she was being harassed
‫by a sandwich.

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‫You want pasta, you go to Little Italy.
‫You want wedding, you go Wang.

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‫You want the perfect wedding dress,
‫go to Anthony Marantino, stylist.

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‫Where is that sales girl؟

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‫For these prices, we should be
‫pulling her nose out of our asses.

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‫Hello, someone. Let's go.

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‫charlotte was thrilled. Anthony was
‫like the pushy mother she never had.

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‫Go, go, go...

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‫I love them all.

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‫Duchess satin with the lace applique.

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‫- The white is too white.
‫- No, with your skin tone...

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‫Hates it. Move on.

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‫The sharmoose, strapless,
‫with the net overlay.

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‫Hates it.

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‫Good bead work, though.

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‫None of these are right at all.

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‫- You're dragging!
‫- I hope she doesn't think I'm a bitch.

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‫She's not paid to think,
‫but to make you happy.

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‫I've been imagining my wedding dress
‫ever since I was a little girl.

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‫I want it to be perfect.

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‫Not for nothing.
‫I've done this a million times.

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‫Don't worry. You'll know
‫the right dress when you see it.

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‫Anthony.

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‫char.

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‫That's it.

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‫Across town, Samantha felt
‫as though she might cry as well.

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‫- Have you had an Hlv test before؟
‫- No.

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‫Why are you taking this test؟

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‫I... feel...

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‫You know, it's...

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‫- Are you feeling all right؟
‫- Sorry, I'm really nervous.

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‫Relax. Just routine questions.
‫Nothing to be alarmed about.

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‫oK. Thanks.

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‫- Do you have sex؟
‫- Yes.

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‫- oral sex - give, receive؟
‫- Yes. Yes, yes.

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‫- Do you have anal sex؟
‫- Yes.

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‫- Do you swallow؟
‫- only when surprised.

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‫- Do you use condoms؟
‫- Yes.

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‫- What kind of condoms؟
‫- Lifestyles, chic, Wet & Wild...

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‫- No, I meant, latex, lambskin؟
‫- Yes. Yes.

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‫How many sexual partners
‫have you had؟

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‫I'm counting.

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‫This year؟

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00:14:20,541 --> 00:14:22,975
‫While Samantha
‫tried to remember her sexual past,

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‫I came face to face
‫with my sexual present.

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‫- Stop.
‫- Stop what؟

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00:14:32,954 --> 00:14:36,583
‫You're making that sound. That...

210
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‫kissing sound. It's annoying....

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‫It's just a sound I make, I guess.

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‫come here.
‫I'll try not to do it anymore.

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‫Look, Ma, no sound.

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‫I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

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‫I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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‫Don't go.

217
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:29,731
‫I don't get it.
‫You used to like that sound I make.

218
00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:32,105
‫I love that sound.

219
00:15:37,351 --> 00:15:40,548
‫- Where are you going؟
‫- Home. I need time.

220
00:15:41,756 --> 00:15:46,887
‫I'm in a weird place right now,
‫but I'll be out of it soon. I promise.

221
00:15:48,996 --> 00:15:50,725
‫I'm sorry.

222
00:15:54,769 --> 00:15:56,862
‫Say it's oK.

223
00:15:57,038 --> 00:15:59,404
‫It's oK.

224
00:16:01,042 --> 00:16:06,002
‫- What can I do؟
‫- Nothing, it's me. It's all me.

225
00:16:06,213 --> 00:16:10,912
‫- I just need time to figure it out.
‫- I'll give you room to do that.

226
00:16:11,118 --> 00:16:14,451
‫You're not saying that
‫in a bad way, right؟

227
00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:17,690
‫No.

228
00:16:18,426 --> 00:16:20,451
‫I'll be right downtown.

229
00:16:24,298 --> 00:16:27,893
‫Hey, buddy. call me later؟

230
00:16:28,069 --> 00:16:31,903
‫It's ۱:۰۰ in the morning.
‫I'll call you tomorrow.

231
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:35,534
‫Make the noise.
‫Please make the noise.

232
00:16:48,456 --> 00:16:50,822
‫Good night.

233
00:16:50,991 --> 00:16:53,721
‫Sorry.

234
00:16:54,562 --> 00:16:56,587
‫I didn't knowwhat I was doing,

235
00:16:56,764 --> 00:17:03,033
‫but I was sure I had just entered
‫high-risk relationship behaviour.

236
00:17:04,238 --> 00:17:05,432
‫Eat me.

237
00:17:05,606 --> 00:17:08,939
‫Three days later, Miranda had
‫got her fill of the sandwich.

238
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:12,011
‫That's it. You're not allowed
‫to harass women like that.

239
00:17:12,179 --> 00:17:13,703
‫Eat me.

240
00:17:13,914 --> 00:17:15,939
‫We'll see about that.

241
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:24,153
‫- I'd like to speak to the manager.
‫- That's me.

242
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:30,023
‫That sandwich says sexually explicit
‫things to women as they walk by.

243
00:17:30,231 --> 00:17:32,131
‫- What did he say؟
‫- "Eat me. "

244
00:17:32,299 --> 00:17:35,496
‫- Yeah, he's a sandwich.
‫- He didn't say it in the sandwich way.

245
00:17:35,669 --> 00:17:38,103
‫He said it
‫in the sexual harassing way.

246
00:17:38,272 --> 00:17:40,331
‫He's a sandwich.

247
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:49,374
‫- Eat me.
‫- You're brave inside your sandwich.

248
00:17:51,118 --> 00:17:55,714
‫Then Miranda glimpsed just enough
‫of his full lips and shiny white teeth

249
00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:58,552
‫to stop thinking about the sandwich

250
00:17:58,726 --> 00:18:02,287
‫and start wondering
‫about the man inside.

251
00:18:02,496 --> 00:18:04,521
‫I can't stop thinking about him.

252
00:18:04,698 --> 00:18:06,825
‫You're turned on by a sandwich؟

253
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:12,439
‫It's the fact that I can't see him.
‫It's dangerous or something.

254
00:18:12,606 --> 00:18:16,406
‫- That is one fresh sandwich.
‫- His voice is so sexy.

255
00:18:16,577 --> 00:18:18,408
‫He's probably a troll.

256
00:18:18,579 --> 00:18:23,539
‫Any man who propositions a woman
‫from a sandwich must be a troll.

257
00:18:23,717 --> 00:18:27,949
‫I don't know.
‫You think he's white meat؟

258
00:18:31,292 --> 00:18:34,159
‫That's the first laugh
‫I've had in weeks.

259
00:18:34,328 --> 00:18:36,523
‫Thank the sandwich
‫when you have sex.

260
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:41,861
‫I can't have sex with a sandwich.
‫can I؟

261
00:18:42,036 --> 00:18:44,527
‫I never thought I'd have sex
‫with a married ex.

262
00:18:44,705 --> 00:18:47,299
‫can a hoagy be that far behind؟

263
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:51,501
‫Miranda, what the hell am I gonna do؟

264
00:18:56,483 --> 00:19:01,682
‫As Samantha waited for her results,
‫she had one thought over and over.

265
00:19:01,856 --> 00:19:04,416
‫"Don't let them take me
‫into that little room. "

266
00:19:04,592 --> 00:19:09,086
‫Ms Jones, I've got your results.
‫Please come with me.

267
00:19:15,135 --> 00:19:19,094
‫Samantha began to realise she was
‫being taken into that little room.

268
00:19:22,376 --> 00:19:25,903
‫She was healthy.
‫The nurse just wanted a quiet place

269
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,049
‫to lecture her on safe sex practises.

270
00:19:29,216 --> 00:19:35,212
‫Days later, somehow I found myself
‫back at the corner of ۵۶th and Safeth.

271
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:41,450
‫- How much؟
‫- Excuse me؟

272
00:19:41,629 --> 00:19:44,462
‫I've seen you here before.

273
00:19:44,598 --> 00:19:47,260
‫For sex - how much؟

274
00:19:50,471 --> 00:19:53,872
‫I'm out of here. That Japanese
‫businessman thinks I'm a hooker.

275
00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:55,338
‫Wait. carrie!

276
00:20:02,716 --> 00:20:06,152
‫carrie؟ What are you
‫doing in this neighbourhood؟

277
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,084
‫carrie, can we...

278
00:20:13,594 --> 00:20:14,583
‫Hey.

279
00:20:16,597 --> 00:20:20,727
‫I was doing business in the area.
‫We bumped into each other.

280
00:20:20,901 --> 00:20:21,959
‫How are you؟

281
00:20:22,169 --> 00:20:25,900
‫I just checked on my wedding dress,
‫it's at the tailor and...

282
00:20:26,106 --> 00:20:28,939
‫- charlotte.
‫- I'd better go.

283
00:20:29,109 --> 00:20:30,508
‫charlotte.

284
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:36,111
‫That was that.
‫Now nowhere was safe.

285
00:20:36,283 --> 00:20:39,013
‫Not even ۵۶th and ۸th.

286
00:20:41,021 --> 00:20:45,981
‫It was a force bigger than me,
‫like Niagara Falls, you know؟

287
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,321
‫No, I don't know. He's married.

288
00:20:48,529 --> 00:20:53,091
‫- I know he's married.
‫- You're the other woman.

289
00:20:53,267 --> 00:20:57,465
‫I'm not the other woman.
‫I'm not. I mean...

290
00:20:57,638 --> 00:21:01,472
‫I know I am,
‫but I am not that woman.

291
00:21:01,642 --> 00:21:04,167
‫Please, I feel bad enough already.

292
00:21:04,345 --> 00:21:08,543
‫Good. Do you ever think about
‫how she'd feel if she found out؟

293
00:21:08,716 --> 00:21:11,913
‫- I think about it all the time.
‫- No, you don't.

294
00:21:12,086 --> 00:21:15,317
‫You think about what would
‫happen to you, not about her.

295
00:21:15,489 --> 00:21:18,686
‫She's just the idiot wife.
‫You don't know anything about her.

296
00:21:18,859 --> 00:21:23,421
‫- I'll suffocate myself in this.
‫- This isn't a joke.

297
00:21:23,664 --> 00:21:25,996
‫They took vows. vows he broke.

298
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:31,433
‫I'm getting married. Howwould
‫you feel if someone did this to me؟

299
00:21:31,605 --> 00:21:33,903
‫I would kill them.

300
00:21:36,210 --> 00:21:40,613
‫How could you do this؟
‫You're my maid of honour.

301
00:21:41,949 --> 00:21:46,511
‫I'm getting out.
‫can I please help you pack now؟

302
00:21:46,687 --> 00:21:48,882
‫So we stood and bubble-wrapped,

303
00:21:49,023 --> 00:21:52,959
‫the bride to be
‫and her maid of dishonour.

304
00:21:54,161 --> 00:22:00,361
‫A week of fantasising sex with the
‫sandwich man had gotten to Miranda.

305
00:22:00,534 --> 00:22:03,697
‫Safe or not, she needed to see
‫who she was dealing with.

306
00:22:03,871 --> 00:22:06,806
‫Hi. Look, this is so silly.

307
00:22:06,974 --> 00:22:07,963
‫Eat me.

308
00:22:08,976 --> 00:22:11,001
‫Let me see your face.

309
00:22:18,385 --> 00:22:21,718
‫Even though he was cute,
‫Miranda walked away.

310
00:22:21,889 --> 00:22:23,914
‫What did they have in common؟

311
00:22:24,091 --> 00:22:27,424
‫She was a lawyer.
‫He was a sandwich.

312
00:22:28,495 --> 00:22:32,795
‫Later, at Tom Reymi's,
‫after a week of sheer anxiety,

313
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:38,336
‫Samantha enjoyed
‫the benefits of totally safe sex.

314
00:22:48,315 --> 00:22:52,445
‫Take your time. There's stuff
‫in the kitchen if you're hungry...

315
00:22:52,619 --> 00:22:56,350
‫It was the lowest of the low. I had
‫made love to my married ex-boyfriend

316
00:22:56,523 --> 00:22:58,650
‫on his lunch hour at his apartment,

317
00:22:58,826 --> 00:23:02,387
‫while his ۲۵-year-old wife
‫was sunning herself at the Hamptons.

318
00:23:02,563 --> 00:23:05,498
‫- Jesus.
‫- What؟

319
00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:10,659
‫could I feel any more like a hooker؟

320
00:23:14,274 --> 00:23:18,074
‫Why do you keep
‫doing that to yourself؟

321
00:23:18,245 --> 00:23:20,611
‫We should stop seeing each other.

322
00:23:22,149 --> 00:23:23,707
‫Why؟

323
00:23:28,155 --> 00:23:30,089
‫You're married.

324
00:23:30,257 --> 00:23:34,216
‫Hand me the phone.
‫I'm gonna call her right now.

325
00:23:34,394 --> 00:23:37,227
‫Don't be ridiculous.
‫- What are you gonna do

326
00:23:37,464 --> 00:23:41,833
‫call her at the beach and say
‫you love me and want a divorce؟

327
00:23:42,002 --> 00:23:45,369
‫You don't want me to call her
‫because you love that other guy.

328
00:23:45,539 --> 00:23:48,838
‫- This is about that other guy.
‫- He has a name. It's Aidan.

329
00:23:49,009 --> 00:23:51,773
‫- You have a wife, Natasha.
‫- Give me the phone.

330
00:23:51,945 --> 00:23:54,379
‫You could have told her by now.

331
00:23:54,548 --> 00:23:57,346
‫You told me not to tell her.

332
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:02,748
‫Here. call her.

333
00:24:05,092 --> 00:24:08,858
‫If I make that call,
‫are you gonna be there for me؟

334
00:24:09,029 --> 00:24:12,055
‫Are we gonna do this, really؟

335
00:24:12,232 --> 00:24:18,467
‫I mean, out in the daylight,
‫no cocktails, no hotel rooms, real life؟

336
00:24:18,639 --> 00:24:21,369
‫carrie, in or out؟

337
00:24:25,145 --> 00:24:27,204
‫I need more time.

338
00:24:30,851 --> 00:24:33,615
‫I'm calling her Monday.

339
00:24:34,788 --> 00:24:37,222
‫I have to go.
‫You know howto let yourself out.

340
00:24:38,192 --> 00:24:43,494
‫I couldn't help but wonder if I really
‫did knowthe way to let myself out.

341
00:24:48,835 --> 00:24:52,498
‫charlotte was right. What did I
‫really know about Natasha؟

342
00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:57,040
‫Natasha is a woman
‫who likes tea roses.

343
00:25:01,748 --> 00:25:04,683
‫Natasha collects antique sugar bowls.

344
00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:07,046
‫Honey؟

345
00:25:07,254 --> 00:25:10,348
‫Natasha comes home
‫from the Hamptons early.

346
00:25:10,524 --> 00:25:14,483
‫Honey, are you here؟
‫I took the Jitney home.

347
00:25:17,331 --> 00:25:18,855
‫Sweetheart؟

348
00:25:22,536 --> 00:25:24,868
‫Honey؟

349
00:25:25,772 --> 00:25:29,731
‫carrie. I see you.

350
00:25:29,910 --> 00:25:34,347
‫Wait! I knew you were
‫having an affair, but not in my house.

351
00:25:34,514 --> 00:25:36,709
‫Stop, I'm talking to you.

352
00:25:45,392 --> 00:25:47,883
‫oh my God!

353
00:25:48,061 --> 00:25:51,622
‫I had assumed, the one
‫who would be hurt would be me.

354
00:25:51,798 --> 00:25:54,266
‫Taxi!

355
00:26:00,207 --> 00:26:02,698
‫Nearest hospital.

356
00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:04,968
‫Shit!

357
00:26:30,304 --> 00:26:31,965
‫Is she all right؟

358
00:26:32,139 --> 00:26:35,267
‫She lost a tooth
‫and needed a stitch in her lip.

359
00:26:35,442 --> 00:26:41,472
‫They had a plastic surgeon, and it
‫won't scar. She's scared and swollen.

360
00:26:41,648 --> 00:26:44,947
‫Her parents are on the way.
‫I have to go.

361
00:26:48,889 --> 00:26:50,413
‫Thanks for being here.

362
00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:54,722
‫I'll call you.

363
00:26:57,230 --> 00:26:58,424
‫For what؟

364
00:26:59,733 --> 00:27:02,463
‫We're so over.

365
00:27:02,636 --> 00:27:05,537
‫We need a newword for "over".

366
00:27:07,874 --> 00:27:09,705
‫carrie.

367
00:27:29,296 --> 00:27:32,959
‫Surprise.
‫Where have you been all day؟

368
00:27:34,701 --> 00:27:39,468
‫I went to a museum.
‫Just walking around.

369
00:27:39,673 --> 00:27:44,201
‫- oh, yeah؟ Howwas it؟
‫- It was good.

370
00:27:44,378 --> 00:27:47,643
‫- I'll just wash my face. I'll be right in.
‫- oK.

371
00:27:58,291 --> 00:28:02,057
‫Somehow, I had found a way
‫to let myself out of the mess.

372
00:28:02,229 --> 00:28:06,063
‫I'd made it home.