1 00:00:01,429 --> 00:00:40,429 ‫۳۰۶ - Are We Sluts 2 00:00:48,430 --> 00:00:50,295 ‫You can count on one hand 3 00:00:50,499 --> 00:00:52,524 ‫the things a New Yorker will wait for. 4 00:00:52,768 --> 00:00:55,601 ‫My list includes: ‫the perfect apartment, 5 00:00:55,804 --> 00:00:58,398 ‫the chocolate souffle at Le Bernardin, 6 00:00:58,841 --> 00:01:01,503 ‫and the annual Manolo Blahnik sale. 7 00:01:02,411 --> 00:01:05,312 ‫After four dates ‫with the furniture designer, 8 00:01:05,581 --> 00:01:07,606 ‫whose kiss made my knees weak, 9 00:01:07,816 --> 00:01:10,284 ‫this New Yorker ‫had waited long enough. 10 00:01:10,519 --> 00:01:13,511 ‫so, do you wanna sleep over؟ 11 00:01:16,191 --> 00:01:18,056 ‫I have to feed Pete. 12 00:01:19,261 --> 00:01:21,695 ‫I have to get up early in the morning. 13 00:01:25,601 --> 00:01:28,695 ‫Apparently, that New Yorker had not. 14 00:01:33,509 --> 00:01:37,275 ‫When one door closes, ‫another one opens. 15 00:01:37,413 --> 00:01:40,576 ‫At ۲:۰۰am, the door that opened ‫was samantha's. 16 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,860 ‫What's going on؟ 17 00:01:53,996 --> 00:01:56,624 ‫Freda in ۱D was held up at gunpoint. 18 00:01:56,765 --> 00:01:58,255 ‫Oh, my God! 19 00:01:58,467 --> 00:02:01,436 ‫It's under control. ‫We have the suspect on tape. 20 00:02:01,603 --> 00:02:04,470 ‫This is supposed to be ‫a safe building. 21 00:02:04,606 --> 00:02:08,940 ‫It was late. Doorman was off duty. ‫He entered behind somebody's guest. 22 00:02:09,078 --> 00:02:10,636 ‫That,s awful. 23 00:02:11,814 --> 00:02:15,011 ‫The guy came in behind the guy ‫who came in samantha. 24 00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:16,481 ‫That,s terrible. 25 00:02:16,618 --> 00:02:20,611 ‫- Who has a guest at ۲:۰۰am؟ ‫- I have no idea. 26 00:02:22,324 --> 00:02:25,521 ‫- What did everybody do last night؟ ‫- Nothing. 27 00:02:25,661 --> 00:02:28,061 ‫- Nothing. ‫- I don't want to talk about it. 28 00:02:28,197 --> 00:02:30,631 ‫Did you sleep with someone ‫on the second date؟ 29 00:02:30,833 --> 00:02:32,824 ‫No. The third date. 30 00:02:32,968 --> 00:02:36,335 ‫Alexander Lemly, the investment ‫banker I met at an art show. 31 00:02:36,472 --> 00:02:40,499 ‫- The sex was bad؟ ‫- It was good, except... 32 00:02:42,878 --> 00:02:44,846 ‫I don't think I can say it. 33 00:02:45,013 --> 00:02:46,947 ‫Get over yourself. 34 00:02:47,116 --> 00:02:48,913 ‫What happened؟ 35 00:02:51,019 --> 00:02:52,350 ‫When he... 36 00:02:53,088 --> 00:02:54,350 ‫You know. 37 00:02:54,556 --> 00:02:56,820 ‫came, orgasmed, shot his wad. 38 00:02:57,226 --> 00:02:58,352 ‫He said: 39 00:02:58,494 --> 00:03:02,055 ‫You fucking bitch! ‫You fucking whore! 40 00:03:05,701 --> 00:03:10,866 ‫- Why would he say that؟ ‫- Because you were fucking him؟ 41 00:03:12,007 --> 00:03:15,636 ‫He didn't say it at the drycleaners, ‫but when he was in you. 42 00:03:16,812 --> 00:03:19,178 ‫Do you think I'm a whore؟ 43 00:03:19,314 --> 00:03:21,839 ‫If you're a whore, ‫what does that make me؟ 44 00:03:24,186 --> 00:03:29,021 ‫- Do you think I'm a whore؟ ‫- You have had a lot of bone in you. 45 00:03:29,158 --> 00:03:32,184 ‫This is bad. ‫Nobody wants to marry a whore. 46 00:03:32,394 --> 00:03:35,130 ‫Even charlotte ‫is having more sex than me. 47 00:03:35,130 --> 00:03:37,360 ‫What about Aidan؟ 48 00:03:37,599 --> 00:03:41,626 ‫I don't knowwhat's going on. ‫We're spending a lot of time together. 49 00:03:41,870 --> 00:03:45,362 ‫He keeps asking me out. ‫But he doesn,t wanna sleep with me. 50 00:03:45,507 --> 00:03:47,532 ‫- Gay. ‫- He's not gay. 51 00:03:47,709 --> 00:03:50,610 ‫- Mother issues؟ ‫- I don,t think so. 52 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:55,113 ‫- Maybe his dick curves to the right. ‫- We'll work it out. I'll go left. 53 00:03:55,317 --> 00:03:57,114 ‫I may never know. 54 00:03:57,386 --> 00:04:01,516 ‫Wait too long to sleep with someone, ‫you become just friends. 55 00:04:01,690 --> 00:04:05,751 ‫As supposed to his fucking bitch, ‫his fucking whore. 56 00:04:06,895 --> 00:04:08,385 ‫come on. 57 00:04:09,598 --> 00:04:12,533 ‫If samantha was right, ‫I had little time left 58 00:04:12,668 --> 00:04:14,898 ‫before the relationship-window ‫closed. 59 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:18,837 ‫so I wore my little dress ‫that left little to the imagination. 60 00:04:19,107 --> 00:04:21,132 ‫Do you want to take this inside؟ 61 00:04:22,144 --> 00:04:24,203 ‫I better get home. I gotta... 62 00:04:24,413 --> 00:04:27,075 ‫You gotta get up early. ‫Whatever. 63 00:04:39,795 --> 00:04:43,629 ‫- What's going on up there؟ ‫- Do you just wanna be friends؟ 64 00:04:43,765 --> 00:04:46,928 ‫I don't know. ‫Is that how you kiss your friends؟ 65 00:04:47,936 --> 00:04:51,030 ‫Why don't you wanna sleep with me؟ 66 00:04:51,206 --> 00:04:55,006 ‫Whatever it is ‫I'd rather know sooner than later. 67 00:04:55,210 --> 00:04:57,542 ‫I do wanna sleep with you. 68 00:04:58,947 --> 00:05:01,643 ‫I do. ‫Look at you. 69 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:05,315 ‫I,ve been down that road before. 70 00:05:05,454 --> 00:05:09,083 ‫I've slept with women quickly ‫and I'm still single. 71 00:05:12,861 --> 00:05:19,266 ‫My new thing is, I want to try and ‫sleep with somebody I care about. 72 00:05:21,303 --> 00:05:23,737 ‫I really think ‫that I can care about you. 73 00:05:26,608 --> 00:05:30,942 ‫It's only been a week and a half. ‫Don't people date anymore؟ 74 00:05:31,847 --> 00:05:35,749 ‫Why did I expect to sleep with him ‫after only a week and a half؟ 75 00:05:35,984 --> 00:05:38,009 ‫Had I become so jaded 76 00:05:38,153 --> 00:05:41,281 ‫that I didn't recognize romance ‫when it kissed me on the lips؟ 77 00:05:41,490 --> 00:05:46,189 ‫Modern women need a cheat-sheet ‫to remind us romance isn't dead. 78 00:05:49,031 --> 00:05:50,430 ‫Romance. 79 00:05:50,566 --> 00:05:55,503 ‫I tell you, it didn't even occur to me, ‫which is so depressing. 80 00:05:55,637 --> 00:05:58,970 ‫Is that what ۱۳ years of dating ‫in Manhattan does to a woman؟ 81 00:05:59,074 --> 00:06:02,237 ‫I'll tell you what it does. ‫It gives you chlamydia. 82 00:06:02,377 --> 00:06:04,072 ‫Excuse me؟ 83 00:06:04,212 --> 00:06:06,271 ‫My gynecologist called me today. 84 00:06:06,415 --> 00:06:11,114 ‫My tests, which she threw in ‫for good measure, were positive. 85 00:06:11,253 --> 00:06:15,883 ‫It's not terrible. There aren't any ‫symptoms, but it can cause infertility. 86 00:06:16,291 --> 00:06:18,657 ‫I guess it's good I caught it. ‫I mean... 87 00:06:18,894 --> 00:06:21,658 ‫Not that I caught it, ‫but that I found out. 88 00:06:21,797 --> 00:06:24,664 ‫- You got it from steve؟ ‫- I don't know. 89 00:06:24,866 --> 00:06:26,925 ‫It could be any number of guys, 90 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:31,265 ‫which is what I told my gynecologist. ‫she seemed a little judgmental. 91 00:06:31,473 --> 00:06:35,500 ‫she told me to contact all the people ‫that I might have given it to, 92 00:06:35,711 --> 00:06:37,645 ‫so they can all be treated. 93 00:06:37,846 --> 00:06:41,509 ‫I knew what was bothering her. ‫The same thought had bothered me 94 00:06:41,683 --> 00:06:45,210 ‫since the guy I'd been seeing ‫for ۱۰ days asked me to slow down. 95 00:06:45,354 --> 00:06:50,815 ‫If you're a ۳۰ something woman in ‫Manhattan and you're sexually active, 96 00:06:51,026 --> 00:06:54,154 ‫it's inevitable that you'll rack up ‫a certain number of partners. 97 00:06:54,296 --> 00:06:57,026 ‫But how many is too many men؟ 98 00:06:57,165 --> 00:07:01,499 ‫Are we simply romantically ‫challenged or are we sluts؟ 99 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:03,696 ‫It was the question ‫on charlotte's mind. 100 00:07:04,139 --> 00:07:07,666 ‫- How's your swordfish؟ ‫- Fine, thanks. 101 00:07:07,809 --> 00:07:12,644 ‫- You're awfully quiet tonight. ‫- sorry, my mind is somewhere else. 102 00:07:12,814 --> 00:07:16,978 ‫You fucking bitch! ‫You fucking whore! 103 00:07:17,152 --> 00:07:21,816 ‫I hate putting people out of work, ‫but it happens after a merger. 104 00:07:21,957 --> 00:07:25,051 ‫Maybe I should ‫teach EsL on the side. 105 00:07:26,328 --> 00:07:28,296 ‫Are you sure you're OK؟ 106 00:07:29,564 --> 00:07:35,628 ‫Actually... what you said ‫the other night kind of bothered me. 107 00:07:35,771 --> 00:07:39,138 ‫What did I say؟ 108 00:07:39,274 --> 00:07:43,677 ‫You knowwhen we were in bed ‫and you... 109 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,510 ‫You yelled out something. 110 00:07:47,649 --> 00:07:53,849 ‫- During my sleep؟ ‫- No, during sex. 111 00:07:57,993 --> 00:08:00,655 ‫I don't remember saying anything. 112 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:05,693 ‫I remember it being very nice. ‫What did I say؟ 113 00:08:08,303 --> 00:08:14,264 ‫It,s not important. I,m sure ‫it was in the heat of the moment. 114 00:08:14,443 --> 00:08:18,243 ‫Do you want to try my swordfish؟ ‫It really is good. 115 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:23,008 ‫By dessert, charlotte had decided ‫to forget it and call it a do-over. 116 00:08:23,151 --> 00:08:28,111 ‫- You fucking bitch! Fucking whore! ‫- That! That's what you said. 117 00:08:28,356 --> 00:08:31,348 ‫- What؟ ‫- Just then. You said it again. 118 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,892 ‫What did I say؟ 119 00:08:34,463 --> 00:08:36,761 ‫You fucking bitch, you fucking whore. 120 00:08:37,165 --> 00:08:39,725 ‫My God, are you sure؟ 121 00:08:41,970 --> 00:08:45,906 ‫That's terrible. That's a horrible thing ‫to say. I had no idea. 122 00:08:48,009 --> 00:08:52,742 ‫I just get lost in the moment. ‫I don't think that about you. 123 00:08:54,883 --> 00:08:59,946 ‫Believe me, you are sweet, ‫smart and lovely. 124 00:09:00,088 --> 00:09:03,956 ‫You are the kind of woman ‫I hope to marry some day. 125 00:09:07,195 --> 00:09:09,720 ‫I promise never to say that again. 126 00:09:10,799 --> 00:09:12,699 ‫That,s terrible. 127 00:09:13,869 --> 00:09:17,896 ‫As charlotte started to feel better, ‫Miranda started to feel worse. 128 00:09:18,106 --> 00:09:20,939 ‫steve, can we not؟ 129 00:09:22,210 --> 00:09:24,838 ‫I'm just getting started. ‫I'm only at the neck. 130 00:09:25,046 --> 00:09:28,880 ‫Maybe you'll change your mind ‫when I'm down around your elbows. 131 00:09:29,084 --> 00:09:31,450 ‫I can't tonight, I have chlamydia. 132 00:09:35,657 --> 00:09:38,751 ‫I don't even knowwhat that is, ‫but it sounds like a problem. 133 00:09:42,063 --> 00:09:47,592 ‫It's not a big deal. It's just ‫a sexually transmitted disease. 134 00:09:47,836 --> 00:09:51,465 ‫I might have given it to you ‫or you to me. 135 00:09:52,507 --> 00:09:55,601 ‫Either way, you should get tested. 136 00:09:56,845 --> 00:09:59,746 ‫I,m afraid of doctors. ‫I don,t even have one. 137 00:09:59,948 --> 00:10:02,815 ‫Go to the free clinic. Whatever. 138 00:10:03,051 --> 00:10:06,384 ‫What's gonna happen, ‫does it hurt when you pee؟ 139 00:10:06,521 --> 00:10:10,150 ‫Men are just carriers, ‫there aren't any symptoms at all. 140 00:10:10,292 --> 00:10:12,192 ‫Then why do I need to know؟ 141 00:10:13,495 --> 00:10:17,090 ‫If you don't get treated ‫you can pass it on to other people. 142 00:10:17,232 --> 00:10:21,532 ‫You are my only other person, ‫and you already have it. 143 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:26,775 ‫Yeah, but if you've got it, ‫we'll keep passing it back and forth. 144 00:10:26,775 --> 00:10:30,302 ‫I'd rather not sleep with you ‫until it's out of my body. 145 00:10:30,512 --> 00:10:33,072 ‫I've got six more days of antibiotics. 146 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:39,279 ‫Will you please just take care of it؟ ‫Get it over with. 147 00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:48,456 ‫steve's trip to the doctor ‫didn't cure his fear of doctors. 148 00:10:49,731 --> 00:10:54,065 ‫- Drop your trousers. ‫- There's nothing wrong down there. 149 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:57,034 ‫I'm here because my girlfriend ‫said to get the test. 150 00:10:57,172 --> 00:11:00,039 ‫I need a sample ‫from the inside of your penis. 151 00:11:01,309 --> 00:11:03,800 ‫As steve faced something ‫every man dreads, 152 00:11:04,012 --> 00:11:06,412 ‫Miranda faced something ‫every woman dreads. 153 00:11:06,882 --> 00:11:10,181 ‫she was making a list ‫of all the men she'd slept with. 154 00:11:10,418 --> 00:11:12,579 ‫At least all the ones ‫she could remember. 155 00:11:16,558 --> 00:11:19,118 ‫she wondered ‫how she did all these men 156 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:22,856 ‫and did her law degree ‫and became a successful lawyer. 157 00:11:23,198 --> 00:11:25,359 ‫samantha knew ‫her number was up there. 158 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,394 ‫But she didn't know ‫everybody else knew. 159 00:11:30,338 --> 00:11:33,330 ‫We know it was you ‫who buzzed in the gunman. 160 00:11:33,608 --> 00:11:36,736 ‫- Excuse me؟ ‫- You always have guests. 161 00:11:36,878 --> 00:11:40,609 ‫Every time I'm in this elevator ‫you're with a different man. 162 00:11:40,815 --> 00:11:42,544 ‫That,s ridiculous. 163 00:12:07,876 --> 00:12:09,901 ‫This is your floor. 164 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:14,748 ‫Excuse me. 165 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:21,546 ‫The next day, Miranda's sex life ‫was flashing before her as well. 166 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:24,989 ‫Thanks. OK. ‫sorry to bother you. 167 00:12:25,226 --> 00:12:26,523 ‫congratulations. 168 00:12:26,761 --> 00:12:30,629 ‫Nowyou're married, you don't ‫have to worry about stuff like this. 169 00:12:30,832 --> 00:12:32,060 ‫Bye-bye. 170 00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:37,661 ‫Miss Hobbes, line two is still holding. 171 00:12:39,174 --> 00:12:42,940 ‫- Miranda Hobbes. ‫- Hi, it's David, returning a call. 172 00:12:44,145 --> 00:12:48,013 ‫- How have you been؟ ‫- Lousy, I'm partner. All work, no play. 173 00:12:48,249 --> 00:12:51,480 ‫- What do you want؟ ‫- It's kind of awkward. 174 00:12:51,686 --> 00:12:53,881 ‫I'm busy, spit it out. ‫What is it؟ 175 00:12:54,289 --> 00:12:57,156 ‫OK. I've got this... 176 00:12:58,059 --> 00:13:01,586 ‫- It's chlamydia. Which is... ‫- I know what chlamydia is. 177 00:13:03,798 --> 00:13:07,427 ‫- Perhaps you should get tested. ‫- I,ve been tested. 178 00:13:07,669 --> 00:13:11,196 ‫- Recently؟ ‫- Yes. Is that it؟ 179 00:13:11,406 --> 00:13:14,500 ‫Yes. No... Did you have it؟ 180 00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:18,770 ‫Is that your business؟ You call me ‫after months to discuss my health؟ 181 00:13:19,014 --> 00:13:24,509 ‫- Yes, I had it. so, what؟ ‫- Perhaps you gave it to me. 182 00:13:24,753 --> 00:13:28,519 ‫- What are you gonna do, sue me؟ ‫- You could have called. 183 00:13:28,656 --> 00:13:32,922 ‫- You told me never to call you. ‫- Now I remember why. Bye! 184 00:13:33,128 --> 00:13:37,087 ‫Meanwhile, I was still waiting ‫for the diagnosis on my relationship. 185 00:13:37,298 --> 00:13:40,290 ‫Would Aidan become ‫friend or boyfriend؟ 186 00:13:40,502 --> 00:13:42,493 ‫Delivery for Miss Bradshaw. 187 00:13:42,704 --> 00:13:45,605 ‫It's about time. ‫I ordered this years ago. 188 00:13:51,112 --> 00:13:53,137 ‫He certainly kissed like a boyfriend. 189 00:13:54,682 --> 00:13:56,877 ‫Don't you have two matching plates؟ 190 00:13:57,085 --> 00:13:58,052 ‫No. 191 00:13:58,686 --> 00:14:01,814 ‫What do you use for wine, ‫promotional coffee mugs؟ 192 00:14:02,891 --> 00:14:04,882 ‫But he teased me like a friend. 193 00:14:07,062 --> 00:14:09,087 ‫come here. Let me get this. 194 00:14:09,664 --> 00:14:11,063 ‫Boyfriend. 195 00:14:11,299 --> 00:14:15,030 ‫I don't care what anybody says. ‫I think catherine zeta-Jones is hot. 196 00:14:15,203 --> 00:14:16,363 ‫Friend. 197 00:14:17,806 --> 00:14:20,570 ‫Not as hot as you, but she's hot. 198 00:14:20,809 --> 00:14:23,505 ‫Boyfriend. And liar. 199 00:14:27,315 --> 00:14:29,783 ‫- I think samantha was right. ‫- About what؟ 200 00:14:29,918 --> 00:14:34,355 ‫Me and Aidan. I think we're ‫just friends who kiss occasionally. 201 00:14:34,489 --> 00:14:37,754 ‫- Why are you whispering؟ ‫- cos he's still here. 202 00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:39,449 ‫That,s promising. 203 00:14:39,828 --> 00:14:42,296 ‫He's been in the bathroom ‫for half an hour. 204 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,031 ‫All we did was eat chinese ‫and watch "zorro". 205 00:14:46,234 --> 00:14:49,203 ‫Now I'm working and he's ‫reading the paper on the john. 206 00:14:49,437 --> 00:14:51,428 ‫This isn't romance, this is bullshit. 207 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,664 ‫- carrie! ‫- Yeah؟ 208 00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:56,036 ‫come here a second. 209 00:14:56,244 --> 00:15:00,112 ‫I have to go, my friend ‫wants to see me in the bathroom. 210 00:15:00,381 --> 00:15:02,315 ‫What did you want, because... 211 00:15:08,857 --> 00:15:10,449 ‫Wow. 212 00:15:10,658 --> 00:15:13,559 ‫It,s like a Danielle steele novel ‫in here. 213 00:15:13,795 --> 00:15:17,925 ‫From a writer, ‫I'm pretty sure that's an insult. 214 00:15:18,099 --> 00:15:21,865 ‫No, this is... Wow. 215 00:15:23,271 --> 00:15:27,571 ‫I thought a bath would help you relax. ‫You seemed kind of tense. 216 00:15:27,876 --> 00:15:31,175 ‫Are you sure this isn't ‫just a cheap ploy to see me naked؟ 217 00:15:31,412 --> 00:15:33,676 ‫Will you be naked؟ 218 00:15:33,915 --> 00:15:37,316 ‫That's the thing about baths. 219 00:15:38,319 --> 00:15:41,550 ‫This is about you, so enjoy. 220 00:15:43,091 --> 00:15:45,616 ‫I'm gonna get going. 221 00:15:45,827 --> 00:15:50,025 ‫But that doesn't make us friends ‫cos I'll be thinking about you naked. 222 00:15:59,507 --> 00:16:02,067 ‫Big tub, little person. 223 00:16:07,048 --> 00:16:09,073 ‫You talked me into it. 224 00:16:20,094 --> 00:16:22,028 ‫so nowwhat؟ 225 00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:25,722 ‫Nowwhat, what؟ ‫We're just taking a bath. 226 00:16:26,601 --> 00:16:28,865 ‫Fuck it, let's just do it. 227 00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:33,234 ‫This isn't how it should happen. ‫You said this was just a bath. 228 00:16:33,374 --> 00:16:37,777 ‫- come on, who cares؟ ‫- You do. And I do too now. 229 00:16:39,147 --> 00:16:41,741 ‫OK. ‫Out of the tub. 230 00:16:42,951 --> 00:16:46,682 ‫The next night, ‫samantha was feeling exposed. 231 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,587 ‫Here she comes. 232 00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:01,727 ‫- Good evening. ‫- Hello. 233 00:17:16,484 --> 00:17:20,215 ‫If you wanna say something ‫about me, say it to my face. 234 00:17:20,421 --> 00:17:22,616 ‫You're bad for the building. 235 00:17:23,091 --> 00:17:25,355 ‫- What؟ ‫- You have too many visitors. 236 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:29,519 ‫- There are always men in the hall. ‫- I got robbed because of you. 237 00:17:29,731 --> 00:17:32,359 ‫I can't close my left eye. 238 00:17:34,702 --> 00:17:37,637 ‫They practically chased me ‫like I was Fuckenstein. 239 00:17:37,772 --> 00:17:40,536 ‫They can't evict you for having sex. 240 00:17:40,675 --> 00:17:44,873 ‫They're jealous, dried up old farts who ‫haven't had sex since Eisenhower. 241 00:17:45,079 --> 00:17:50,642 ‫I remind them of what they can't have. ‫It might be time to move. 242 00:17:50,785 --> 00:17:54,243 ‫You can't. You have a rent-controlled ‫apartment on the Upper East side. 243 00:17:54,422 --> 00:17:56,549 ‫This isn't rent control, it's life control. 244 00:17:56,724 --> 00:17:58,783 ‫I have to go, I have a date with Aidan. 245 00:17:58,993 --> 00:18:01,257 ‫Don't tell me ‫you're not having sex yet. 246 00:18:01,396 --> 00:18:04,456 ‫- We're not having sex yet. ‫- What are you doing؟ 247 00:18:04,599 --> 00:18:07,432 ‫Tonight, we're going to a blues club. 248 00:18:07,568 --> 00:18:11,937 ‫- Who's singing, you؟ ‫- We'll have sex eventually. 249 00:18:12,073 --> 00:18:14,633 ‫By the way, I got a little preview. 250 00:18:15,109 --> 00:18:18,313 ‫I assure you, ‫there is no curving in any direction. 251 00:18:18,313 --> 00:18:22,079 ‫It is straight. very straight. 252 00:18:22,950 --> 00:18:25,441 ‫That night, ‫charlotte had a date as well. 253 00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:29,784 ‫And he was doing his best ‫to be the strong, silent type. 254 00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:38,055 ‫- What's the matter؟ ‫- I'm afraid to come. 255 00:18:38,366 --> 00:18:41,767 ‫What are you talking about؟ ‫I'm close. 256 00:18:45,773 --> 00:18:47,365 ‫Go ahead. 257 00:18:47,508 --> 00:18:52,741 ‫You fucking bitch, you fucking whore! ‫I hate myself, what's wrong with me؟ 258 00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:57,408 ‫That night, Alexander decided ‫to stop seeing charlotte 259 00:18:57,919 --> 00:19:00,046 ‫and start seeing a therapist. 260 00:19:00,221 --> 00:19:02,382 ‫And steve got his test back. 261 00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:05,559 ‫It was negative, ‫like the rest of the experience. 262 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:10,595 ‫That doctor with the swab... Ouch! ‫I don't even want to swab my ears. 263 00:19:10,832 --> 00:19:14,666 ‫It's my fault. ‫I'm the one with the disease. 264 00:19:14,902 --> 00:19:18,167 ‫I'm a big, dirty, diseased whore. 265 00:19:18,606 --> 00:19:21,234 ‫That's my girlfriend ‫you're talking about. 266 00:19:21,976 --> 00:19:26,936 ‫You knowwhat؟ I had to make a list ‫of all the guys I've slept with 267 00:19:27,181 --> 00:19:29,615 ‫and it's not short. 268 00:19:29,817 --> 00:19:31,648 ‫How, not short؟ 269 00:19:34,322 --> 00:19:38,656 ‫It's... No, I can't tell you. ‫I've never told anybody my number. 270 00:19:38,926 --> 00:19:41,486 ‫I'm just curious. 271 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,594 ‫You won't judge me؟ 272 00:19:43,831 --> 00:19:46,231 ‫I spent a day at the free clinic. 273 00:19:47,268 --> 00:19:51,830 ‫OK. It's like, about... ۴۲. 274 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:57,570 ‫- ۴۲؟ That's not so bad. ‫- That's too many. 275 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,440 ‫It,s fine. 276 00:20:01,182 --> 00:20:05,812 ‫- What's your number؟ ‫- I'm not telling you. 277 00:20:06,053 --> 00:20:07,816 ‫come on. 278 00:20:08,623 --> 00:20:12,616 ‫It's embarrassing. I've had enough ‫embarrassment for one week. 279 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:14,885 ‫What is it؟ 280 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:15,894 ‫Ten؟ 281 00:20:17,932 --> 00:20:18,956 ‫Higher. 282 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,158 ‫۶۰؟ 283 00:20:22,203 --> 00:20:23,636 ‫Higher. 284 00:20:23,838 --> 00:20:25,806 ‫Higher than ۶۰؟ 285 00:20:26,974 --> 00:20:28,771 ‫A lot higher؟ 286 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:32,439 ‫I,m a bartender and I,m cute. 287 00:20:34,782 --> 00:20:39,242 ‫Note, men who have had a lot of ‫sexual partners are not called sluts. 288 00:20:39,454 --> 00:20:42,480 ‫They are called very good kissers. 289 00:20:42,623 --> 00:20:44,648 ‫A few are even called romantics. 290 00:20:44,892 --> 00:20:47,861 ‫I can't believe you've never been ‫to the Blue Note. 291 00:20:47,995 --> 00:20:51,658 ‫- call yourself a New Yorker. ‫- I've never done a lot of things. 292 00:20:51,866 --> 00:20:54,494 ‫I can think of one thing in particular. 293 00:20:57,271 --> 00:21:01,139 ‫- That I've done. ‫- I can think of one other thing. 294 00:21:03,377 --> 00:21:06,676 ‫What do you think ‫about me staying the night؟ 295 00:21:08,449 --> 00:21:11,282 ‫I don't know. ‫What about Pete؟ 296 00:21:11,486 --> 00:21:16,822 ‫I arranged for the super's kid ‫to walk Pete and feed him. 297 00:21:16,958 --> 00:21:19,756 ‫And you knewthis all night؟ 298 00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:36,335 ‫And then something weird happened. 299 00:21:36,577 --> 00:21:40,445 ‫For the first time in a long time, ‫I was nervous. 300 00:21:40,581 --> 00:21:44,779 ‫We were going to sleep together ‫and it was going to mean something. 301 00:21:44,919 --> 00:21:48,821 ‫I was no virgin, ‫but this was definitely virgin territory. 302 00:22:01,135 --> 00:22:02,397 ‫Good morning. 303 00:22:03,471 --> 00:22:05,371 ‫Good morning. 304 00:22:06,374 --> 00:22:08,706 ‫OK, that's what I wanted. Bye. 305 00:22:11,879 --> 00:22:15,815 ‫The nice thing about ‫a new relationship, it's a clean slate. 306 00:22:18,152 --> 00:22:20,177 ‫And speaking of clean slates, 307 00:22:20,388 --> 00:22:23,357 ‫samantha moved ‫to the trendy Meatpacking District. 308 00:22:23,524 --> 00:22:25,116 ‫Good morning, ladies. 309 00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:29,921 ‫Whores were whores, ‫men were women and rents higher. 310 00:22:30,831 --> 00:22:32,765 ‫Easy, that's my bed.