1 00:00:01,295 --> 00:00:40,295 ‫۳۰۹ - Easy Come, Easy Go 2 00:00:47,296 --> 00:00:49,389 ‫oK, I gotta go. 3 00:00:49,565 --> 00:00:53,399 ‫Have a good day. Give me a kiss. 4 00:00:53,569 --> 00:00:55,196 ‫Bye-bye. 5 00:00:55,337 --> 00:00:57,134 ‫one unfortunate thing 6 00:00:57,273 --> 00:00:59,241 ‫about ending a relationship 7 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:01,138 ‫in a city like New York 8 00:01:01,277 --> 00:01:04,110 ‫is while you can emotionally ‫move away from each other, 9 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,248 ‫you physically can't. 10 00:01:16,058 --> 00:01:17,992 ‫Going to work؟ 11 00:01:18,193 --> 00:01:19,626 ‫Yeah, work. 12 00:01:19,795 --> 00:01:22,730 ‫- Sorry about waking you. ‫- What time is it؟ 13 00:01:22,898 --> 00:01:26,732 ‫- ۶:۳۰. ‫- Jesus. Why so early؟ 14 00:01:26,935 --> 00:01:29,199 ‫I got a brief due, so... 15 00:01:29,338 --> 00:01:31,306 ‫There was nothing brief about it. 16 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:34,409 ‫Steve and Miranda had been doing ‫the polite avoid-each-other 17 00:01:34,543 --> 00:01:36,340 ‫break-up-dance for three weeks. 18 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:39,748 ‫I'm sorry it's taking me so long 19 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:41,509 ‫to find a place. 20 00:01:41,650 --> 00:01:43,618 ‫I got a lead on one, though. 21 00:01:43,752 --> 00:01:45,447 ‫oK. 22 00:01:45,587 --> 00:01:49,284 ‫Hey, do you... Never mind. 23 00:01:49,458 --> 00:01:50,823 ‫What؟ 24 00:01:50,959 --> 00:01:53,587 ‫I was gonna ask if you'd look at it ‫with me, 25 00:01:53,729 --> 00:01:56,163 ‫but that's weird, right؟ 26 00:01:56,332 --> 00:02:00,268 ‫- I don't know. We could do that. ‫- Yeah؟ 27 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,206 ‫When you find that place to move, 28 00:02:07,376 --> 00:02:09,344 ‫you need to fill it with furniture. 29 00:02:09,511 --> 00:02:11,809 ‫That's why smart New Yorkers 30 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:15,575 ‫frequent the opening day ‫of the New Designer showcase. 31 00:02:17,286 --> 00:02:19,083 ‫I'm like your roady. 32 00:02:19,254 --> 00:02:22,155 ‫I don't have a road. ‫I just have this booth. 33 00:02:22,324 --> 00:02:27,159 ‫- At best, you're my booth-bitch. ‫- Yeah, I'm your booth-bitch. 34 00:02:27,329 --> 00:02:29,194 ‫I wax your wood. 35 00:02:29,398 --> 00:02:32,162 ‫You wax it real good. 36 00:02:32,368 --> 00:02:35,360 ‫That's because I'm your booth-bitch. 37 00:02:38,273 --> 00:02:41,902 ‫You watch the booth. ‫I'm going to get us some coffee. 38 00:02:42,077 --> 00:02:45,569 ‫Whatever you say. ‫I'm your booth-bitch. 39 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:47,978 ‫That's sexy. I like it. 40 00:02:50,486 --> 00:02:52,750 ‫I didn't need ‫- a blue-ribbon panel to decide 41 00:02:52,955 --> 00:02:57,051 ‫he was the finest new designer ‫in the whole place. 42 00:03:04,533 --> 00:03:07,934 ‫I'd often fantasized ‫about running into my ex and his wife, 43 00:03:08,103 --> 00:03:11,971 ‫but in those fantasies ‫I was running into them with a truck. 44 00:03:12,141 --> 00:03:16,578 ‫I don't know howyou could like ‫this clunky wood. It's oppressive. 45 00:03:20,949 --> 00:03:23,941 ‫- What the fuck؟ ‫- Hi. 46 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:28,347 ‫Hi. I'm working here. 47 00:03:28,524 --> 00:03:33,291 ‫I mean, I'm not working. ‫This is my boyfriend's booth. 48 00:03:33,462 --> 00:03:35,191 ‫I'm his booth-bitch. 49 00:03:35,364 --> 00:03:40,563 ‫- That's a joke. Guess it's an in-joke. ‫- I get it. 50 00:03:41,670 --> 00:03:45,436 ‫So. can I showyou something ‫in a hutch؟ 51 00:03:45,607 --> 00:03:49,043 ‫His pieces are fantastic. ‫It's just not really our style. 52 00:03:50,312 --> 00:03:53,770 ‫No. We only like teeny-tiny furniture. 53 00:04:01,824 --> 00:04:05,157 ‫This is the designer. ‫This is Aidan Shaw. 54 00:04:05,327 --> 00:04:07,522 ‫Great stuff. 55 00:04:07,696 --> 00:04:09,357 ‫Thanks, man. 56 00:04:11,133 --> 00:04:13,260 ‫- oak؟ ‫- It's mostly maple. 57 00:04:13,435 --> 00:04:17,201 ‫There we were. Mostly maple ‫and incredibly uncomfortable. 58 00:04:17,372 --> 00:04:20,569 ‫- Sorry, I didn't get your names. ‫- oh, I'm sorry. 59 00:04:20,742 --> 00:04:23,404 ‫These are my friends. 60 00:04:23,579 --> 00:04:26,207 ‫This is Natasha, and this is... 61 00:04:28,016 --> 00:04:30,211 ‫Shit. Sorry, is that hot؟ 62 00:04:30,385 --> 00:04:31,852 ‫It ain't cold. 63 00:04:33,155 --> 00:04:35,646 ‫- Here. ‫- No, I'll... 64 00:04:35,824 --> 00:04:38,486 ‫- We should put cold water on this. ‫- oK. 65 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:40,992 ‫It was nice meeting you. 66 00:04:41,163 --> 00:04:43,688 ‫Thanks for the coffee. 67 00:04:44,566 --> 00:04:47,535 ‫- They seem nice. ‫- Yeah, don't they؟ 68 00:04:47,703 --> 00:04:51,605 ‫- Where do you knowthem from؟ ‫- From around. 69 00:04:52,674 --> 00:04:55,507 ‫Like ۱۰۰ years ago. 70 00:04:55,677 --> 00:04:57,702 ‫It's a past life. 71 00:05:01,316 --> 00:05:04,979 ‫Two hours later, ‫it was time for the opening-day party. 72 00:05:05,153 --> 00:05:10,022 ‫It was lovely. caviar, silent auctions, ‫and landmines. 73 00:05:10,192 --> 00:05:12,786 ‫Where's Paul Bunyan؟ 74 00:05:12,961 --> 00:05:16,829 ‫- If you're referring to my boyfriend ‫he's doing business. 75 00:05:16,999 --> 00:05:21,265 ‫ooh, he's a big 'un! ‫Where did he learn to whittle like that؟ 76 00:05:21,436 --> 00:05:23,370 ‫How many drinks ‫have you had؟ 77 00:05:23,539 --> 00:05:25,734 ‫Not nearly enough. 78 00:05:34,416 --> 00:05:38,045 ‫So... How are you؟ 79 00:05:38,220 --> 00:05:39,585 ‫I'm great. 80 00:05:39,755 --> 00:05:42,883 ‫And Daniel Boone, is he a nice guy؟ 81 00:05:43,058 --> 00:05:45,390 ‫His name is Aidan. 82 00:05:46,895 --> 00:05:50,626 ‫- Where is your sense of humor؟ ‫- Where is your wife؟ 83 00:05:50,799 --> 00:05:55,236 ‫Guarding her bid on the silent auction. ‫She's got her eye on a beige chair. 84 00:05:55,404 --> 00:05:58,100 ‫Everything in my apartment ‫is now beige. 85 00:05:58,273 --> 00:06:00,741 ‫Beige is bullshit. 86 00:06:00,909 --> 00:06:02,934 ‫I thought you wanted beige. 87 00:06:03,111 --> 00:06:07,775 ‫Yeah, well... It doesn't quite fit. 88 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:10,612 ‫- Have you got a smoke؟ ‫- I quit. 89 00:06:10,786 --> 00:06:13,016 ‫We always used to share ‫a cigarette together. 90 00:06:13,188 --> 00:06:16,624 ‫We did a lot of things ‫that were bad for me together. 91 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:18,953 ‫I have a secret ‫to tell you. 92 00:06:22,497 --> 00:06:27,434 ‫It's not working. ‫I'm getting out. 93 00:06:28,537 --> 00:06:30,767 ‫If you know anyone ‫who's interested... 94 00:06:30,939 --> 00:06:37,572 ‫You should keep that to yourself. ‫No one wants that information. 95 00:06:44,853 --> 00:06:46,946 ‫- Big's leaving his wife. ‫- No! 96 00:06:47,122 --> 00:06:50,353 ‫- He told me at the furniture show. ‫- What was he doing there؟ 97 00:06:50,525 --> 00:06:52,755 ‫- Drinking and leaving his wife. ‫- oh, my God. 98 00:06:52,928 --> 00:06:55,590 ‫- Let's just say it. You won. ‫- Was there a contest؟ 99 00:06:55,764 --> 00:06:59,598 ‫There's always a contest with an ex. ‫It's called "Who'll Die Miserable؟". 100 00:06:59,768 --> 00:07:02,965 ‫- What did he say؟ ‫- He said, "It's not working out. " 101 00:07:03,138 --> 00:07:07,734 ‫Then he leaned in and said, "If you ‫know anyone who's interested... " 102 00:07:07,909 --> 00:07:12,710 ‫You don't know anyone ‫who is interested. He's married. 103 00:07:12,881 --> 00:07:15,406 ‫- I'm aware of that. ‫- Why is he telling you؟ 104 00:07:15,617 --> 00:07:18,142 ‫To save postage on his newsletter؟ 105 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,015 ‫- What are you gonna do؟ ‫- Nothing. 106 00:07:20,188 --> 00:07:23,521 ‫- She's not gonna do anything. ‫- You're starting to bug me. 107 00:07:23,692 --> 00:07:26,752 ‫How dare he say that to you؟ ‫Married men never leave their wives. 108 00:07:26,928 --> 00:07:30,125 ‫Even if he did, I have no intention ‫- of doing anything for two reasons 109 00:07:30,332 --> 00:07:33,460 ‫I have a great boyfriend, ‫and I'm not insane. 110 00:07:33,635 --> 00:07:37,332 ‫Let's order. What do winners order؟ 111 00:07:37,506 --> 00:07:42,205 ‫- Didn't you feel like punching him؟ ‫- No. It was too sad or something. 112 00:07:42,377 --> 00:07:45,710 ‫- I would have punched him. ‫- No, it is sad. 113 00:07:45,914 --> 00:07:48,474 ‫How long has he been married؟ ‫Seven months؟ 114 00:07:48,650 --> 00:07:50,413 ‫The seven-month itch. 115 00:07:50,585 --> 00:07:54,885 ‫That's what happens when people ‫jump into relationships too quickly. 116 00:07:55,057 --> 00:07:59,187 ‫I resent that. Trey and I ‫are nothing like Big and Natasha. 117 00:07:59,361 --> 00:08:01,625 ‫Don't listen to her. ‫She's mid-break-up. 118 00:08:01,797 --> 00:08:05,324 ‫- Thanks for the update. ‫- Trey and I really love each other. 119 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,161 ‫Who wants to split a Rubin؟ 120 00:08:07,369 --> 00:08:12,363 ‫I'm meeting his mother this week, ‫and if all goes well... 121 00:08:12,541 --> 00:08:14,372 ‫If all goes well what؟ 122 00:08:14,543 --> 00:08:17,512 ‫Trey is this close to proposing. ‫I can feel it. 123 00:08:17,679 --> 00:08:19,408 ‫oh, my God. Really؟ 124 00:08:19,581 --> 00:08:22,015 ‫You've just met. ‫I've had pairs of pantyhose longer. 125 00:08:22,184 --> 00:08:25,210 ‫It's not logical. This is love. 126 00:08:25,387 --> 00:08:28,720 ‫It's not logical. ‫It's right, in my heart. I feel it's right. 127 00:08:28,924 --> 00:08:31,825 ‫oK, whatever. 128 00:08:34,429 --> 00:08:37,398 ‫So, how did he look؟ 129 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:47,408 ‫oK. I'll take it. 130 00:08:48,744 --> 00:08:53,306 ‫As Miranda looked around, ‫she realized the contest was over. 131 00:08:53,482 --> 00:08:55,973 ‫Steve was the ex that was ‫going to die alone and miserable. 132 00:08:56,184 --> 00:09:00,917 ‫- You can't live here. ‫- It's not that bad. 133 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:04,217 ‫It's not that bad؟ ‫It's the doorway to hell. 134 00:09:04,392 --> 00:09:07,384 ‫There's gotta be a better place. ‫I'll help you look. 135 00:09:07,562 --> 00:09:10,759 ‫- Guilt؟ ‫- Probably. 136 00:09:10,932 --> 00:09:16,427 ‫I broke up with him, and he's got ‫no money, no savings, no nothing. 137 00:09:16,671 --> 00:09:21,199 ‫There should be a city-funded ‫break-up housing for those in need. 138 00:09:21,376 --> 00:09:22,638 ‫Really؟ 139 00:09:22,811 --> 00:09:28,147 ‫A big orphanage where old boyfriends ‫could think about what they did wrong 140 00:09:28,316 --> 00:09:33,310 ‫and cry themselves to sleep ‫in a clean, safe environment. 141 00:09:33,488 --> 00:09:35,820 ‫You think you don't really ‫want him to move away؟ 142 00:09:35,991 --> 00:09:37,822 ‫It's not that simple. 143 00:09:37,993 --> 00:09:41,326 ‫My head tells me it's time ‫for him to leave, but the idea of him 144 00:09:41,496 --> 00:09:46,934 ‫moving into a basement apartment ‫in West Shit Street breaks my heart. 145 00:09:47,102 --> 00:09:51,971 ‫It's a common belief that women use ‫the left, emotional side of their brain 146 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:54,973 ‫and men the right, more logical side. 147 00:09:55,143 --> 00:09:57,236 ‫But is it really that cut and dry؟ 148 00:09:57,412 --> 00:09:59,676 ‫When it comes to affairs of the heart, 149 00:09:59,848 --> 00:10:02,817 ‫there's a battle between ‫what we know and what we feel. 150 00:10:02,984 --> 00:10:05,282 ‫What do you do in a situation 151 00:10:05,453 --> 00:10:08,422 ‫that leaps back and forth ‫between the left and right side؟ 152 00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:13,823 ‫In relationships, is it smarter ‫to follow your heart or your head؟ 153 00:10:13,995 --> 00:10:16,896 ‫This is Trey when he graduated ‫from medical school. 154 00:10:17,065 --> 00:10:20,364 ‫Later that week, charlotte met ‫- the head and heart of Trey's family 155 00:10:20,535 --> 00:10:22,025 ‫his mother, ‫Bunny MacDougal. 156 00:10:22,237 --> 00:10:26,071 ‫Trey, you look so cute ‫in a cap and gown! 157 00:10:26,241 --> 00:10:31,042 ‫That was before we jumped ‫in the fountain and hell broke loose. 158 00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:32,578 ‫- What's next ‫boy scout snaps؟ 159 00:10:32,747 --> 00:10:35,682 ‫count your blessings I didn't bring ‫the one on the bearskin rug. 160 00:10:35,884 --> 00:10:39,718 ‫You'll have to excuse her. ‫She's a bit of a camera nazi. 161 00:10:39,888 --> 00:10:42,789 ‫If you insist on dragging us ‫down memory lane, 162 00:10:42,958 --> 00:10:46,951 ‫I'm getting a real drink. ‫Excuse me, a Glenlivet rocks, please. 163 00:10:47,128 --> 00:10:50,996 ‫Maybe you should have a red wine ‫instead. Better for the heart. 164 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,395 ‫- All righty. ‫- Red wine. 165 00:10:54,569 --> 00:10:58,005 ‫Thomas, we'd love some more ‫nibbly cheese things. 166 00:10:58,173 --> 00:11:00,403 ‫- very good, ma'am. ‫- Thank you. 167 00:11:00,575 --> 00:11:04,568 ‫He's older than water, ‫but never forgets a martini. 168 00:11:06,581 --> 00:11:09,550 ‫- Do you play tennis؟ ‫- Mm-hm. 169 00:11:09,718 --> 00:11:11,743 ‫I like her. 170 00:11:11,953 --> 00:11:13,853 ‫Join the club. 171 00:11:14,022 --> 00:11:18,891 ‫- What are you two doing tonight؟ ‫- We've got reservations at cloche. 172 00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:24,862 ‫I was there last week. Disappointing ‫crab and the host was rude. 173 00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:29,767 ‫Maybe you should go ‫to cote Basque instead. 174 00:11:29,938 --> 00:11:31,405 ‫All righty. 175 00:11:31,606 --> 00:11:33,870 ‫charlotte was impressed ‫with Bunny's technique. 176 00:11:34,042 --> 00:11:36,636 ‫Trey had been looking forward ‫to cloche all week. 177 00:11:36,811 --> 00:11:42,374 ‫Meanwhile, downtown, Samantha was ‫entertaining Adam Ball, a film editor 178 00:11:42,550 --> 00:11:47,351 ‫who made a living cutting coming ‫attractions for film companies. 179 00:11:47,522 --> 00:11:48,546 ‫coming. 180 00:11:48,723 --> 00:11:50,190 ‫I'm coming. 181 00:11:53,695 --> 00:11:56,357 ‫oh, man! 182 00:11:56,531 --> 00:11:57,998 ‫You give good head. 183 00:12:03,805 --> 00:12:07,263 ‫I'm dating a guy ‫with the funkiest tasting spunk. 184 00:12:13,748 --> 00:12:16,012 ‫And she's never coming back. 185 00:12:16,184 --> 00:12:18,675 ‫Sorry, but who else ‫can I talk to about this؟ 186 00:12:18,853 --> 00:12:22,084 ‫- Might I suggest, no one؟ ‫- You're my girlfriends. Help me. 187 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:25,054 ‫- Have you ever had this problem؟ ‫- Not really. 188 00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:29,162 ‫But I have to admit it's never been ‫a trip to Baskin-Robins. 189 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:33,199 ‫This guy is very sour. Like asparagus ‫gone bad or something. 190 00:12:33,368 --> 00:12:35,359 ‫can I cancel my rice pudding؟ 191 00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:38,404 ‫Beautiful guy, great in bed, ‫it's so disappointing. 192 00:12:38,573 --> 00:12:42,600 ‫It's like a bad bottle of Beaujolais ‫Nouveau the first day of season. 193 00:12:42,811 --> 00:12:46,747 ‫It's to do with nutrition. I once dated ‫a smoker. It affected how his tasted. 194 00:12:46,915 --> 00:12:49,782 ‫They should put that ‫on the pack to cut back sales. 195 00:12:49,951 --> 00:12:52,317 ‫Maybe there's something he could eat ‫to make it sweeter. 196 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:56,650 ‫- You should write to Martha Stewart. ‫- Dear Martha, funky spunk, help! 197 00:12:56,825 --> 00:13:00,556 ‫Dear funky spunk, try a hint of mint. 198 00:13:00,729 --> 00:13:04,324 ‫It's not just asparagus. ‫It's asparagus and something else. 199 00:13:04,499 --> 00:13:06,626 ‫I know: clorox. 200 00:13:06,801 --> 00:13:10,202 ‫- At least it'll get your whites whiter. ‫- This is serious. I almost gagged. 201 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:12,169 ‫- That is serious. ‫- What am I gonna do؟ 202 00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:16,276 ‫- Just don't give him head again. ‫- I never even thought of that. 203 00:13:16,444 --> 00:13:18,571 ‫casual head is back now؟ 204 00:13:18,747 --> 00:13:21,409 ‫It's fine. He's healthy, ‫and I don't swallow. 205 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:25,417 ‫As long as you and the center ‫for disease control are fine with it. 206 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:28,215 ‫He loves getting head, ‫but what man doesn't؟ 207 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:33,293 ‫If the come-situation were reversed, ‫do you think men would go near it؟ 208 00:13:33,461 --> 00:13:35,656 ‫Maybe. ‫If it tasted like beer. 209 00:13:38,066 --> 00:13:41,900 ‫Miranda came home to something ‫that was even harder to swallow. 210 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:45,096 ‫You have one new message. 211 00:13:46,107 --> 00:13:48,541 ‫Hi. If this is steve's number... 212 00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:53,773 ‫This is Barbara. We met last night. ‫I'm the advertising exec. 213 00:13:53,948 --> 00:13:59,909 ‫Steve, if this is you, call me. ‫I'd love to go to a movie sometime. 214 00:14:00,088 --> 00:14:03,353 ‫Today, ۱۲:۲۲ pm. 215 00:14:04,359 --> 00:14:07,817 ‫And on an answering machine ‫across town... 216 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:12,065 ‫You have one new message. 217 00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:16,932 ‫Hi, it's me. I need to talk to you ‫about what I said the other day. 218 00:14:17,105 --> 00:14:19,869 ‫It's important. ‫You know my cell number. 219 00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:23,135 ‫The right side of my brain ‫told me to delete it. 220 00:14:23,311 --> 00:14:25,142 ‫But I left it. 221 00:14:25,346 --> 00:14:27,405 ‫It's important. ‫You know my cell number. 222 00:14:27,582 --> 00:14:30,551 ‫Seven playbacks later, ‫I invited an impartial judge. 223 00:14:30,718 --> 00:14:32,447 ‫- Well؟ ‫- You should have punched him. 224 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:35,817 ‫He wants to get back together, right؟ ‫That's the tone. 225 00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:38,788 ‫The "Hi" and the "It's important". ‫Is that what it means؟ 226 00:14:38,993 --> 00:14:43,453 ‫We will never know. They still ‫don't know who killed Kennedy. 227 00:14:44,799 --> 00:14:47,927 ‫- What should I do؟ ‫- It's obvious what you want to do 228 00:14:48,103 --> 00:14:53,166 ‫or you wouldn't listen to it and what ‫happened to the sane part of you؟ 229 00:14:53,341 --> 00:14:56,902 ‫I don't know. After the fifth playback ‫he got in a little. 230 00:14:57,946 --> 00:15:00,312 ‫- I hate my machine. ‫- Yeah. 231 00:15:00,515 --> 00:15:02,710 ‫I hate mine too. 232 00:15:02,884 --> 00:15:07,116 ‫Steve got a message from a girl ‫desperate for him to go to a movie. 233 00:15:07,322 --> 00:15:11,156 ‫- Already؟ He's still on your couch. ‫- I know. It's amazing. 234 00:15:11,326 --> 00:15:14,352 ‫A ۳۴-year-old guy ‫with no money and no place to live 235 00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:16,656 ‫because he's single, ‫he's a catch. 236 00:15:16,831 --> 00:15:19,425 ‫But a ۳۴-year-old woman ‫with a job and a great home 237 00:15:19,601 --> 00:15:21,728 ‫because she's single, ‫is considered tragic. 238 00:15:21,936 --> 00:15:23,927 ‫Depressing. 239 00:15:24,105 --> 00:15:26,801 ‫Let's listen to that message again. 240 00:15:26,975 --> 00:15:28,636 ‫I'm deleting it. 241 00:15:28,843 --> 00:15:30,674 ‫But it wasn't that simple. 242 00:15:30,845 --> 00:15:35,214 ‫As soon as Miranda left, my emotions ‫overruled both sides of my brain. 243 00:15:37,785 --> 00:15:39,480 ‫- Hello؟ ‫- It's carrie. 244 00:15:39,654 --> 00:15:43,351 ‫oh, hey. Thanks for calling. 245 00:15:43,558 --> 00:15:45,958 ‫It's about getting out of my marriage. 246 00:15:46,094 --> 00:15:49,154 ‫I didn't knowwhy I called ‫or what I wanted, 247 00:15:49,297 --> 00:15:51,265 ‫but suddenly my heart was racing. 248 00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:56,365 ‫I thought about it, ‫and it's going to cost me a lot. 249 00:15:57,505 --> 00:15:59,871 ‫You should forget about what I said. 250 00:16:00,108 --> 00:16:04,204 ‫I made my bed, I should lie in it. 251 00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:07,647 ‫You do that. 252 00:16:07,849 --> 00:16:12,548 ‫It was what I needed. A shock ‫treatment to jolt me back to sanity. 253 00:16:15,590 --> 00:16:20,550 ‫- You have cracks. ‫- Excuse me؟ 254 00:16:20,728 --> 00:16:22,753 ‫The ceiling. 255 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,625 ‫How long have they been there؟ 256 00:16:26,801 --> 00:16:30,202 ‫- Just three years. ‫- oh, just three years؟ 257 00:16:32,373 --> 00:16:36,776 ‫Don't take this the wrong way, ‫but this place could use a little work. 258 00:16:36,945 --> 00:16:38,572 ‫I can't afford it. 259 00:16:38,746 --> 00:16:43,046 ‫- You got ۸,۰۰۰ bucks worth of shoes. ‫- I needed those. 260 00:16:44,752 --> 00:16:47,812 ‫- You could do little things ‫plaster, strip the floors... 261 00:16:47,989 --> 00:16:52,722 ‫You have no idea how beautiful ‫it would be if we took it down a level. 262 00:16:54,195 --> 00:16:56,163 ‫I don't know how to do that stuff. 263 00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:58,196 ‫I do. 264 00:16:58,366 --> 00:17:01,597 ‫- Let me strip your floors. ‫- Isn't that a lot of work؟ 265 00:17:01,769 --> 00:17:04,738 ‫No. It'll just take a day. ‫You won't know I'm here. 266 00:17:04,906 --> 00:17:07,136 ‫Sure؟ Really؟ 267 00:17:07,308 --> 00:17:09,799 ‫A special lady needs a special home. 268 00:17:14,983 --> 00:17:18,350 ‫Here am I with a guy ‫who wanted to make my home better. 269 00:17:18,519 --> 00:17:21,955 ‫Somewhere out there was a guy ‫who wanted to pull it apart. 270 00:17:22,156 --> 00:17:25,091 ‫It wasn't a left or right-brainer, ‫it was a no-brainer. 271 00:17:26,361 --> 00:17:29,592 ‫- Tell me why we're here again. ‫- I'm making an effort to eat better. 272 00:17:29,764 --> 00:17:33,564 ‫After a browse ‫on the healthysperm. com web page, 273 00:17:33,735 --> 00:17:36,636 ‫Samantha invited Adam Ball to dinner. 274 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:40,968 ‫oK, here are your wheat grass shots. 275 00:17:41,142 --> 00:17:44,703 ‫I'll be right back with the menus. 276 00:17:50,084 --> 00:17:54,783 ‫- I can't drink that. ‫- Try it. It's very good for you. 277 00:17:54,956 --> 00:17:56,981 ‫Bottoms up. 278 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:14,040 ‫That shit is funky! 279 00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:18,975 ‫Samantha fought the urge not to tell ‫Adam Ball he didn't knowfrom funky. 280 00:18:19,147 --> 00:18:25,017 ‫How long does it take for wheat grass ‫to work into your system؟ 281 00:18:25,186 --> 00:18:27,654 ‫- Hard to say. ‫- Ballpark. 282 00:18:28,823 --> 00:18:30,984 ‫An hour and a half. 283 00:18:31,159 --> 00:18:32,854 ‫We should order. 284 00:18:33,027 --> 00:18:34,995 ‫An hour and a half, ‫two wheat grass shots 285 00:18:35,129 --> 00:18:37,154 ‫and a ginger-melon smoothie later, 286 00:18:37,365 --> 00:18:38,559 ‫I'm coming. 287 00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:40,633 ‫I'm coming. 288 00:18:43,471 --> 00:18:46,838 ‫Man, man, man, you give good head. 289 00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:52,979 ‫oh, babe. 290 00:18:57,318 --> 00:18:59,445 ‫What؟ You don't like your salad؟ 291 00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:02,817 ‫No. The dressing's a tad... something. 292 00:19:02,990 --> 00:19:06,756 ‫Excuse me, I'd like to change this ‫for the rucola and endive. 293 00:19:08,363 --> 00:19:11,560 ‫You should try the tomato basil. ‫It's sweeter. 294 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,257 ‫All righty. 295 00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:20,601 ‫- Mom was quite taken with you. ‫- She is؟ 296 00:19:20,775 --> 00:19:23,676 ‫Why wouldn't she be؟ ‫You're exquisite. 297 00:19:24,846 --> 00:19:27,781 ‫You are a dream come true. 298 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:30,281 ‫charlotte knewthis was the moment, 299 00:19:30,451 --> 00:19:35,479 ‫that magic moment where Trey ‫was going to ask her to be his wife. 300 00:19:35,656 --> 00:19:37,783 ‫- charlotte. ‫- Yes؟ 301 00:19:40,061 --> 00:19:42,757 ‫- Tomato and basil؟ ‫- Yes. 302 00:19:46,134 --> 00:19:47,260 ‫Enjoy. 303 00:19:47,435 --> 00:19:51,599 ‫Doesn't this look ‫like a little plate of heaven؟ 304 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,298 ‫This basil is perfection. 305 00:19:54,542 --> 00:20:00,606 ‫What is it about you charlotte؟ ‫You always know just what I want. 306 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:06,982 ‫- Maybe we should get married. ‫- All righty. 307 00:20:13,461 --> 00:20:16,328 ‫- I'm engaged. ‫- oh, my God. Really؟ 308 00:20:16,497 --> 00:20:21,434 ‫- That's wonderful, sweetie. ‫- I proposed to myself. 309 00:20:21,602 --> 00:20:23,399 ‫- What؟ ‫- Yes. 310 00:20:23,571 --> 00:20:27,837 ‫I suggested he have a tomato salad, ‫then I suggested we get married. 311 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,476 ‫What did he say؟ 312 00:20:29,677 --> 00:20:31,668 ‫"All righty. " 313 00:20:33,181 --> 00:20:35,741 ‫"All righty"؟ ‫He said, "All righty"؟ 314 00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:40,354 ‫The upsetting thing is proposing ‫to a guy who says "all righty". 315 00:20:40,521 --> 00:20:41,852 ‫Stop. 316 00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:45,481 ‫- All righty. ‫- I was the one supposed to say yes. 317 00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:48,993 ‫- Who cares about those stupid rules؟ ‫- I do. 318 00:20:49,197 --> 00:20:52,223 ‫You're overreacting. ‫You love Trey, right؟ 319 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,665 ‫And you want to marry him, right؟ 320 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:59,432 ‫Yes, but there was no kneeling. 321 00:20:59,607 --> 00:21:02,440 ‫There was no ring, no nothing. 322 00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:06,842 ‫This is an awful engagement story. ‫What am I supposed to tell my kids؟ 323 00:21:07,014 --> 00:21:12,179 ‫Mommy really wanted to get married, ‫so Daddy said, "All righty". 324 00:21:12,353 --> 00:21:14,981 ‫So unromantic. 325 00:21:28,002 --> 00:21:31,335 ‫Steve؟ The dog! 326 00:21:38,179 --> 00:21:42,013 ‫Steve. It's ۴.:۰۰ am. 327 00:21:47,121 --> 00:21:49,851 ‫Miranda realized ‫he was with the girl executive. 328 00:21:50,024 --> 00:21:55,155 ‫It was officially over. ‫She finally got it into her head. 329 00:22:08,142 --> 00:22:09,700 ‫- Morning. ‫- Morning. 330 00:22:09,877 --> 00:22:13,472 ‫- I took the dog out already. ‫- Thanks. I was... 331 00:22:13,648 --> 00:22:18,779 ‫There's coffee, and I circled a bunch ‫of apartments that sound good. 332 00:22:18,953 --> 00:22:24,118 ‫I'll get out of here today. Thanks for ‫letting me sleep on your couch. 333 00:22:24,292 --> 00:22:25,623 ‫You're welcome. 334 00:22:37,171 --> 00:22:40,265 ‫I think we did pretty good. 335 00:22:41,275 --> 00:22:43,505 ‫We did us proud. 336 00:22:43,678 --> 00:22:45,737 ‫Steve... 337 00:22:45,913 --> 00:22:49,576 ‫- Never mind. ‫- What؟ 338 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:54,449 ‫I was gonna say, "Keep in touch", ‫but that would be weird. 339 00:22:55,556 --> 00:22:58,616 ‫I guess we could do that. 340 00:23:25,286 --> 00:23:27,220 ‫Aidan. 341 00:23:34,895 --> 00:23:38,092 ‫You said I wouldn't be bothered. ‫I'm bothered. 342 00:23:38,265 --> 00:23:42,031 ‫- It's too loud؟ ‫- Yeah. I've got a deadline. 343 00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:45,104 ‫- Go to my house. ‫- No, I can't write there. 344 00:23:45,272 --> 00:23:49,208 ‫Pete's jumping all over me. ‫He's deleting things. 345 00:23:49,377 --> 00:23:52,346 ‫I'm leaving. ‫I'll be at the Stanhope Hotel. 346 00:23:52,513 --> 00:23:56,449 ‫- At least let me pay for it. ‫- No, I got it. 347 00:23:56,651 --> 00:24:00,985 ‫This is why I don't do home repairs. ‫Unforeseen costs. 348 00:24:01,155 --> 00:24:02,486 ‫You'll love these floors. 349 00:24:02,657 --> 00:24:07,185 ‫Mom was beside herself. ‫She demanded your address... 350 00:24:07,395 --> 00:24:09,420 ‫-... so she could send flowers. ‫- That's nice. 351 00:24:09,597 --> 00:24:11,690 ‫charlotte had done the impossible ‫in New York. 352 00:24:11,866 --> 00:24:14,357 ‫She was engaged ‫to her heart's desire. 353 00:24:14,535 --> 00:24:17,436 ‫Unfortunately, she couldn't get ‫the way it happened out of her head. 354 00:24:17,605 --> 00:24:18,765 ‫Wait. 355 00:24:19,607 --> 00:24:22,770 ‫I think we should ‫stop here for a minute. 356 00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:30,313 ‫Maybe we should go in and find you ‫the most beautiful ring they have. 357 00:24:30,484 --> 00:24:32,714 ‫All righty. 358 00:24:32,887 --> 00:24:36,254 ‫From that moment on, ‫charlotte would tell everyone 359 00:24:36,424 --> 00:24:40,827 ‫that in front of Tiffany's, out of ‫nowhere, Trey popped the question. 360 00:24:40,995 --> 00:24:44,863 ‫And she said, "All righty". 361 00:24:57,645 --> 00:25:00,637 ‫I'm not really in the mood ‫for that tonight. 362 00:25:00,815 --> 00:25:04,444 ‫come on, baby, ‫you give the greatest head. Please. 363 00:25:04,618 --> 00:25:08,281 ‫- It's not gonna happen. ‫- Why؟ What's the problem؟ 364 00:25:10,424 --> 00:25:13,416 ‫Well, Adam... 365 00:25:13,594 --> 00:25:17,052 ‫- You've got funky tasting spunk. ‫- What؟ 366 00:25:17,231 --> 00:25:19,222 ‫You heard me. ‫Your spunk is funky. 367 00:25:20,267 --> 00:25:25,170 ‫- My spunk؟ ‫- come, spooge, jiz, joy juice. Funky. 368 00:25:25,339 --> 00:25:28,831 ‫I've heard bad excuses for not giving ‫head, but this one takes the cake. 369 00:25:29,009 --> 00:25:33,070 ‫- Excuse me؟ ‫- You're a two blow job chick. 370 00:25:33,247 --> 00:25:36,683 ‫They're in the coming attractions ‫but I'll never see them in the movie. 371 00:25:36,851 --> 00:25:39,843 ‫I resent that. I love giving head. 372 00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:44,320 ‫Then give me a little BJ. Up and down ‫a couple of times, it's easy. 373 00:25:44,492 --> 00:25:48,428 ‫You men have no idea ‫what we're dealing with down there. 374 00:25:48,596 --> 00:25:52,191 ‫Teeth placement, jaw stress, ‫suction, and gag reflex, 375 00:25:52,366 --> 00:25:56,860 ‫all the while bobbing up and down, ‫moaning and trying to breathe. Easy؟ 376 00:25:57,037 --> 00:26:00,165 ‫Honey, they don't call it ‫a job for nothin'. 377 00:26:01,776 --> 00:26:04,939 ‫Now, having said all that, 378 00:26:05,112 --> 00:26:08,445 ‫with the right man it can be fabulous. 379 00:26:09,550 --> 00:26:15,352 ‫That is, unless the man has spunk ‫that's like the rotten egg buffet. 380 00:26:15,523 --> 00:26:18,754 ‫come on, it can't be that bad. 381 00:26:20,995 --> 00:26:23,828 ‫I'll make a deal with you. 382 00:26:23,998 --> 00:26:26,057 ‫You try it. 383 00:26:26,233 --> 00:26:30,602 ‫If you're fine with it, I'll be fine with it. 384 00:26:30,771 --> 00:26:33,763 ‫I can't do that. It's gay. 385 00:26:33,974 --> 00:26:36,306 ‫It's not gay, if it's you. 386 00:26:37,444 --> 00:26:39,173 ‫Take it or leave it. 387 00:26:39,346 --> 00:26:45,046 ‫Ten minutes later, Samantha learnt ‫how far men would go for a blow job. 388 00:26:46,987 --> 00:26:49,387 ‫I'm fine with it. 389 00:26:52,827 --> 00:26:54,920 ‫Samantha kept her word. 390 00:26:55,095 --> 00:26:58,394 ‫She gave him head, ‫but her heart wasn't in it. 391 00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:08,766 ‫- Hello؟ ‫- It's me. 392 00:27:08,943 --> 00:27:11,673 ‫- I'm in the lobby. ‫- How did you know I was here؟ 393 00:27:11,846 --> 00:27:15,338 ‫- That guy at your place... ‫- You called my house again؟ 394 00:27:15,516 --> 00:27:19,680 ‫- I have to talk to you. ‫- I have to talk to you too. Stay there. 395 00:27:20,621 --> 00:27:21,849 ‫Shit. 396 00:27:36,003 --> 00:27:38,870 ‫- This is not the lobby. ‫- Have a drink. 397 00:27:39,039 --> 00:27:42,236 ‫What are you doing, calling my house, ‫following me to hotels؟ 398 00:27:42,409 --> 00:27:45,970 ‫could you sit down for one minute ‫and listen to me؟ 399 00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:47,909 ‫Please. one minute. 400 00:27:51,118 --> 00:27:53,712 ‫I don't have time. ‫I have a boyfriend and a deadline, 401 00:27:53,921 --> 00:27:56,185 ‫and you have a wife ‫and a drinking problem. 402 00:27:56,357 --> 00:27:58,222 ‫- I'm not drunk. ‫- Then what is your excuse؟ 403 00:27:58,392 --> 00:28:01,384 ‫Slow down, I can't think. 404 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:08,933 ‫- I was an asshole the other day. ‫- Yes. 405 00:28:10,137 --> 00:28:13,868 ‫When I said I was leaving, you didn't ‫say anything. I got nervous, so... 406 00:28:14,041 --> 00:28:15,941 ‫So, what؟ 407 00:28:17,645 --> 00:28:18,942 ‫I don't know. 408 00:28:19,113 --> 00:28:24,642 ‫This has to stop - flirting, jerking me ‫around, calling my boyfriend. 409 00:28:24,818 --> 00:28:27,753 ‫He doesn't know about you, ‫and I don't want him to. 410 00:28:27,922 --> 00:28:29,287 ‫Why؟ 411 00:28:29,456 --> 00:28:32,448 ‫Go, lie in your beige bed. 412 00:28:41,001 --> 00:28:43,060 ‫carrie, wait, wait. 413 00:28:43,237 --> 00:28:47,230 ‫I haven't explained this very well. ‫Wait a minute. Listen. 414 00:28:47,408 --> 00:28:49,933 ‫The thing is, fuck, I miss you. 415 00:28:50,110 --> 00:28:52,044 ‫Too bad. 416 00:28:52,212 --> 00:28:56,205 ‫- Do not come in here. ‫- I have to talk to you. 417 00:28:56,417 --> 00:28:59,215 ‫What؟ What is it you have to say؟ 418 00:28:59,420 --> 00:29:01,945 ‫I made a mistake. 419 00:29:03,157 --> 00:29:04,522 ‫Fuck you. 420 00:29:04,992 --> 00:29:07,392 ‫I love you. 421 00:29:09,029 --> 00:29:10,792 ‫Fuck you. 422 00:29:15,536 --> 00:29:20,974 ‫My mind was yelling how angry I was, ‫but my heart... 423 00:29:21,141 --> 00:29:23,939 ‫Fuck me. 424 00:29:41,862 --> 00:29:46,458 ‫And just like that I lost my head.