WEBVTT 00:08.916 --> 00:11.457 -(dog barking) -(crickets chirping) 00:24.415 --> 00:26.582 (shrieking) 00:26.666 --> 00:28.165 Happy birthday, fucker. 00:28.248 --> 00:30.540 Oh, hey! What is this? 00:30.624 --> 00:32.165 -Fox: Quiet. Shit. -Doc: Who's that? 00:32.248 --> 00:34.123 -I'll make you shut up. -No. I mean-- No. 00:34.207 --> 00:35.832 -Fox: No one told you to talk. -Doc: Okay, but I-- 00:35.957 --> 00:37.707 -Felly: Get in, get in. -Doc: Oh, okay. All right. 00:37.791 --> 00:40.040 -Get the fuck in. -Shut up. 00:40.123 --> 00:42.040 -Stay right there. -Mitzi: Turn and burn, ladies! 00:42.123 --> 00:43.457 Don't move. 00:43.540 --> 00:45.540 -Viv: Shut the fuck up. -Doc: Okay, okay. 00:45.624 --> 00:47.415 -Don't fucking move. -Don't move. 00:47.499 --> 00:49.998 Fox: You already signed away your life, you piece of shit. 00:50.082 --> 00:52.916 Go, go, go. Oh my God. Go. 00:52.998 --> 00:55.374 (tires screech) 01:00.457 --> 01:01.749 -Felly: Get down. -Fox: Give me your hand. 01:01.832 --> 01:03.457 -You're not going anywhere. -Yeah, right there. 01:03.540 --> 01:06.540 -Are those straps tight enough? -What did you get yourself into? 01:06.624 --> 01:09.040 -Felly: You said yes to this, didn't you? Yes. -Doc: No. Yes. 01:09.123 --> 01:11.707 Ayasha: Where are we gonna take her? Somewhere dirty. 01:11.791 --> 01:13.666 -Felly: Ooh. New Jersey? -Doc: Oh, no-- not New Jersey. 01:13.749 --> 01:16.540 -Shut the fuck up now. -Speak only when spoken to. 01:16.624 --> 01:19.707 -We'll take you to Gowanus. -Yeah, Gowanus. 01:23.707 --> 01:25.832 -(tires screech) -(gasps) 01:25.916 --> 01:28.248 -Sorry! -It's all right, we're okay. 01:28.332 --> 01:29.707 Where did you come from? 01:29.791 --> 01:34.415 ♪ Only you, baby, can put out this fire ♪ 01:34.499 --> 01:36.082 -(moaning) -(slapping) 01:36.165 --> 01:37.582 -Fox: Yeah, you like that? -Doc: Yes. 01:37.666 --> 01:38.916 -Fox: Louder. -Doc: Yes! 01:38.998 --> 01:40.457 Ayasha: You want me to cum all over you? 01:40.540 --> 01:42.207 (moaning): Yes, sir. Can I have another? 01:42.290 --> 01:43.916 ♪ Can put out this fire ♪ 01:43.998 --> 01:46.207 ♪ Burning in my soul ♪ 01:46.290 --> 01:49.374 Doc (moaning): Oh, yeah! 01:49.457 --> 01:52.582 -You're a terrible writer, you cunt. -Your book fucking sucks! 01:52.666 --> 01:54.666 -Who writes e-books anyway? -(Doc moaning) 01:54.749 --> 01:57.082 Yeah, fuck her. Fuck her. Fucking joke. 01:57.165 --> 01:59.582 -Fox: You're a fucking pig, aren't you? -Doc: Ooh, yes! 01:59.666 --> 02:02.666 -Felly: Say you're a pig. -Yes, I'm a pig. I'm a fucking pig. 02:02.749 --> 02:05.207 -Viv: A dirty pig. -Doc: I'm a dirty pig. 02:05.290 --> 02:07.123 See you at Ginger's. 02:07.207 --> 02:08.540 Ayasha: Bye! 02:10.832 --> 02:13.040 -Mmm! -Happy birthday, oppa. 02:14.998 --> 02:18.415 -All right, let's put you in a bathtub. Come here. -Yeah. 02:20.040 --> 02:21.374 -Hey. -Hmm? 02:21.457 --> 02:24.791 That was the nicest thing anybody's ever done for me. 02:24.874 --> 02:26.624 -Really? -Yeah. 02:26.707 --> 02:28.248 -I love you. -I love you. 02:28.332 --> 02:30.582 -Aw! -Mmm! 02:30.666 --> 02:32.582 Doc: How were you able to afford this? 02:32.666 --> 02:35.916 -Ayasha: None of your business. -(Doc sighs) 02:36.832 --> 02:38.290 -All right, one drink and then bed. -Yeah. 02:38.374 --> 02:40.791 -Whatever you want then. -Maybe, maybe two drinks. 02:40.874 --> 02:43.957 -Did you invite a lot of people? -Hilly: Uh-oh! He lives to tell. 02:44.040 --> 02:47.123 -Aw, yeah! -You don't even look 50! 02:47.207 --> 02:49.998 -You do, you do. No, you don't. -Marigold: It's amazing. 02:50.082 --> 02:52.624 -Happy birthday! -Oh, my God. I love you. 02:52.707 --> 02:53.832 -It was beyond. -Beyond? 02:53.916 --> 02:56.457 Beyond. The best. The best. 02:56.540 --> 02:58.874 -You doing a thing with your nails? -It's-- I know it's weird. 02:58.957 --> 03:00.499 -It's just a look. -It's just a phase. 03:00.582 --> 03:02.874 -It's all right. You're never too old, right? -Exploration. 03:02.957 --> 03:04.332 (laughing) 03:04.415 --> 03:07.082 -(cheering) -Come on in! 03:07.165 --> 03:10.332 -Happy birthday! -(cheering) 03:10.415 --> 03:11.957 Thank you. 03:12.957 --> 03:14.040 Aw, thank you. 03:14.123 --> 03:16.582 (chatter, laughter) 03:16.666 --> 03:18.082 Doc: But seriously, you have to sign, 03:18.165 --> 03:19.707 like a stack of forms like that. 03:19.791 --> 03:22.165 Well, I mean, you want to cover your bases when you're doing a-- 03:22.248 --> 03:24.916 -What was it, an abduction? -Mm-mm. It's a ravishing. 03:24.998 --> 03:26.332 Riley: Oh, I'm sorry, a ravishing. 03:26.415 --> 03:28.916 -More like a kidnapping. -A sensual kidnapping. 03:28.998 --> 03:31.374 -A hot butch bang, how about that? -Very erotic. 03:31.457 --> 03:35.123 Pink, left, back pocket, means my dog sleeps in the bed. 03:35.207 --> 03:36.624 But if it's in the right pocket, 03:36.707 --> 03:38.791 it means my dog does not sleep in the bed. 03:38.874 --> 03:40.916 Okay, I like it. What about the cats? 03:40.998 --> 03:43.165 Mmm, same thing but red. 03:43.248 --> 03:45.332 No, no I feel yellow is more cat-like. 03:45.415 --> 03:47.082 All right, fuck it. Yellow. 03:47.165 --> 03:49.374 It doesn't matter. Just making it up as we go along, right? 03:49.457 --> 03:53.666 -Girl bang, boy bang, slut pile... -(laughs) 03:53.749 --> 03:56.957 -...fuck van, shaggin' wagon. -I... I hate that one. 03:57.040 --> 03:59.624 -Shaggin' wagon? It's a little silly. -I don't like that one at all. 03:59.707 --> 04:02.832 No, definitely not in ketosis. 04:02.916 --> 04:04.916 That ship has long sailed. 04:05.707 --> 04:09.290 Doc: Thirty years of exes, all in my childhood kitchen. 04:09.374 --> 04:11.791 You were there, and you were there, 04:11.874 --> 04:14.207 and you were there, and you were there. 04:14.290 --> 04:17.082 All the way back to my camp counselor, Carole, 04:17.165 --> 04:19.082 just sitting shiva, talking shit about me. 04:19.165 --> 04:22.040 -Oh my God, you love that. -Trish: So what do you think the dream means? 04:22.123 --> 04:25.749 I think it means she's a double Leo and a pain in the ass. 04:25.832 --> 04:28.916 All: Happy birthday! 04:28.998 --> 04:31.415 Hilly: Happy birthday, and many more! 04:31.499 --> 04:34.749 Um, I would just love to get some feedback from you. 04:34.832 --> 04:37.582 You know, about timing and technique. 04:37.666 --> 04:39.998 Oh-oh! I was the one spitting into your mouth. 04:40.082 --> 04:41.666 Hilly: So what do we owe you for the van? 04:41.749 --> 04:44.582 I forgot about tip and gas, so 75 each. Is that okay? 04:44.666 --> 04:45.957 Oh, let me get the tip. 04:46.040 --> 04:48.207 -Shush! -Of course not, it's your birthday. 04:48.290 --> 04:50.624 -Drink your water, oppa. -Marigold: Yeah, Mr. Moneybags. 04:50.707 --> 04:53.540 -Hilly: What's your handle? -Ayasha: It's just my name. 04:53.624 --> 04:55.332 Anybody have a cigarette? 04:56.290 --> 04:58.290 -(Doc sighs) -Are you okay, buster? 04:58.374 --> 05:01.874 No, I got all the serotonin fucked out of me. 05:03.415 --> 05:06.123 Can you take it easy today? What's your day like? 05:06.207 --> 05:07.957 I gotta work on this speech. 05:08.040 --> 05:09.791 This shit never gets easier. 05:09.874 --> 05:12.749 This is just-- This is not happening. 05:12.832 --> 05:15.582 -My brain is not working. -Listen, listen. 05:15.666 --> 05:18.165 You're the most brilliant person that I know. 05:18.248 --> 05:20.290 Come here. I love this fucking brain. 05:20.374 --> 05:21.457 (chuckles) 05:21.540 --> 05:23.582 -It'll be great. -We'll see. 05:23.666 --> 05:25.957 -Mmm. -Yeah? 05:26.040 --> 05:28.499 (moaning) 05:28.582 --> 05:30.582 Mmm, that's nice. 05:32.165 --> 05:33.998 Are you making dinner tonight? 05:34.082 --> 05:36.332 -I can. -Can you save me something? 05:36.415 --> 05:37.666 -Yeah. -Yeah? 05:37.749 --> 05:38.957 Yeah. 05:40.415 --> 05:42.082 Well, I'm off. 05:42.624 --> 05:44.832 Babe, you need new glasses. 05:44.916 --> 05:48.624 Oh boy... (sighs) Next paycheck. 05:48.707 --> 05:51.707 -Love you. -Love you, bye! 05:51.791 --> 05:53.040 (door closes) 05:58.874 --> 06:00.749 (phone dings) 06:01.749 --> 06:04.749 I'll give you $50 if you just cum in my mouth. 06:04.832 --> 06:07.207 -Fifty? -Mmm, yeah, you like that. 06:07.290 --> 06:09.207 ♪ Baby, let me do it, let me do it to you ♪ 06:09.290 --> 06:10.707 ♪ Let me kiss you, baby ♪ 06:10.791 --> 06:12.707 Looks good, baby. 06:12.791 --> 06:16.457 -Uh-oh. -(Ayasha moaning) 06:16.540 --> 06:18.791 -Doc: Are you ready for me? -Ayasha: Mm-hmm. (moans) 06:18.874 --> 06:21.248 ♪ Baby, you're giving me.. . ♪ 06:21.332 --> 06:23.582 -You wanna go for a walk? -(Doc whimpers) 06:23.666 --> 06:25.165 Did you pee over there? 06:25.248 --> 06:28.207 Hah! No, no. No, no. Where'd it go? 06:28.290 --> 06:29.707 Oop. Oh... 06:29.791 --> 06:32.540 -Let's make it 150. -Oh! 06:32.624 --> 06:35.374 Wait. Let it go through. 06:35.457 --> 06:38.082 -(phone dings) -♪ Baby, can I do it? Can I do it? ♪ 06:38.165 --> 06:41.082 ♪ Baby, can I kiss you, baby? Uh! ♪ 06:41.165 --> 06:43.540 -(moaning) -Doc: Oh, yeah. Yeah. 06:43.624 --> 06:47.123 -Get back in there. (laughs) -(whispers): Yeah. 06:47.207 --> 06:48.998 (phone dings) 06:51.499 --> 06:53.957 Thank you, Daddy. 06:55.332 --> 06:56.624 (Ayasha moans) 06:59.707 --> 07:01.457 (phone dings) 07:04.998 --> 07:07.082 -(phone dings) -Mm-mm. 07:07.165 --> 07:08.666 -Mmm! -Mm-mm. 07:08.749 --> 07:12.415 -I gotta go. I gotta go. -No, you don't have any more pot. 07:12.499 --> 07:15.165 -Tell them you're out of weed. -I can't do that. 07:15.248 --> 07:17.207 Just-- I'll buy it all. 07:17.290 --> 07:19.415 -Oh, yeah? You will, will you? -Yeah. 07:19.499 --> 07:21.582 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 07:21.666 --> 07:23.415 (New York accent): Oh, you got that much dough, huh? 07:23.499 --> 07:26.248 -I got that dough. -You got the dough. 07:26.332 --> 07:28.666 I can't do it. I'm so sorry. 07:28.749 --> 07:31.207 -Why? -I don't want to disappoint everybody. 07:31.290 --> 07:32.749 A lot of people are depending on me. 07:32.832 --> 07:34.290 Is that what I get for dating a nice guy? 07:34.374 --> 07:36.040 That's right. I'm a nice guy. 07:36.123 --> 07:38.916 -(New York accent): Some kind of nice guy. -Some kind of nice guy. 07:38.998 --> 07:41.457 You know, you've got a funny mole? 07:41.540 --> 07:44.123 Yeah, I've been meaning to get that checked out. 07:44.207 --> 07:47.582 -Don't sit on that. -I'm not gonna sit on it, but thank you. 07:47.666 --> 07:48.957 Of course. 07:49.040 --> 07:50.874 I'm really glad you feel better. 07:50.957 --> 07:53.207 Mm-hmm, same. 07:57.207 --> 07:58.707 Make yourself a home. 07:58.791 --> 08:00.457 Stay a while. 08:00.540 --> 08:01.957 Just don't shit in here. 08:02.040 --> 08:04.791 Okay, well, now you're ruining my afternoon plans. 08:04.874 --> 08:07.207 -Have fun. -Bye. 08:07.290 --> 08:08.374 (door closes) 08:08.457 --> 08:11.207 -That's a good coif. -Doesn't she look great? 08:11.290 --> 08:13.248 Okay, now the suspense is killing me. 08:13.332 --> 08:16.499 -I gotta see this. -Wait, I'm not done with you yet, okay? 08:16.582 --> 08:18.707 Do you need a trim? 08:18.791 --> 08:21.707 That's a sensitive subject with me. I'm a balding man. 08:21.791 --> 08:24.040 -Oh, there's a little something there. -Oh, come on. 08:24.123 --> 08:26.332 You're bald because you have too much testosterone. 08:26.415 --> 08:28.040 -The Guy: Balding. -Yeah, it's good. 08:28.123 --> 08:30.998 That's why you got that beard and that chest hair. It's awesome. 08:31.082 --> 08:34.123 Wow, that's what's going on? I thought it was Judaism. 08:34.207 --> 08:35.957 -Yeah, that, too. -Do you like it? 08:36.040 --> 08:37.415 -I like it. -Thank you. 08:37.499 --> 08:39.624 -I know that we want Chocolope. -There you go. 08:39.707 --> 08:41.248 And, Aya, you want something? 08:41.332 --> 08:44.040 Um, can I get the cartridge I got last time? I think it was-- 08:44.123 --> 08:45.666 -Yes, that one. -This one. 08:45.749 --> 08:46.749 Oh shit. 08:46.832 --> 08:49.582 I gave all my cash to the cleaners. 08:50.415 --> 08:52.998 Um, you can take Venmo, right? 08:53.082 --> 08:54.832 I'm sorry, no. 08:54.916 --> 08:57.624 -Ayasha: You know what, I have cash upstairs. -No, it's all right. I got it. 08:57.707 --> 08:59.957 You can take Venmo. 09:01.749 --> 09:03.874 Yeah, I'll take it. 09:03.957 --> 09:05.749 (soft music playing) 09:07.499 --> 09:08.998 (phone dings) 09:15.123 --> 09:16.582 (phone dings) 09:20.290 --> 09:22.207 Yo, why did you Venmo that back to me? 09:22.290 --> 09:24.374 Um, I don't like you doing that. 09:24.457 --> 09:26.374 Yeah, but I'm booking you for tonight, 09:26.457 --> 09:29.082 and it's that thing you don't love doing, 09:29.165 --> 09:30.540 so just roll with it. 09:30.624 --> 09:32.540 That's not what we're doing. 09:32.624 --> 09:35.540 Not what we're doing? I thought this was a hot power-play thing. 09:35.624 --> 09:38.749 -It is. -Yeah, but I can't do it to you? Come on. 09:38.832 --> 09:40.874 You should save your money. 09:45.666 --> 09:47.123 Wow. 09:49.165 --> 09:53.374 -What? -I'm-- Wow, I'm an idiot. 09:53.457 --> 09:54.791 Why? 09:54.874 --> 09:56.749 Are you just, like, giving me money now? 09:56.832 --> 09:59.791 Well, yeah, I gave you like a thousand dollars this month. 09:59.874 --> 10:01.749 I mean, what did you think that was for? 10:01.832 --> 10:03.248 Yeah, but that was our play money. 10:03.332 --> 10:06.374 I didn't even transfer it into my bank. 10:06.457 --> 10:08.957 Can't you just let me take care of you? 10:10.499 --> 10:11.749 I guess I just didn't realize 10:11.832 --> 10:13.916 that you thought I was doing so badly. 10:13.998 --> 10:16.082 That's not what I meant. That's not-- 10:16.165 --> 10:18.540 I-I pay rent, I get groceries. 10:18.624 --> 10:20.374 I know how to take care of myself. 10:20.457 --> 10:23.290 I know, and I just-- I love you and I don't want to see you struggle. 10:23.374 --> 10:25.624 I don't wanna take your money, Doc. 10:25.707 --> 10:27.499 That is just silly. 10:27.582 --> 10:30.666 I mean, if we were married, if I was your husband, 10:30.749 --> 10:32.499 this wouldn't even be an issue. 10:32.582 --> 10:34.582 I don't wanna be in that kind of relationship. 10:34.666 --> 10:36.582 Damn it. 10:39.998 --> 10:41.791 Hey... 10:41.874 --> 10:44.666 I owe you. 10:47.248 --> 10:48.290 (cries softly) 10:48.374 --> 10:50.540 I'm not that bad with my money, okay? 10:50.624 --> 10:52.165 -I know. -I'm trying. 10:52.248 --> 10:53.290 I know. 10:53.374 --> 10:54.874 And I never wanted you to feel like 10:54.957 --> 10:56.791 I was with you because of that reason. 10:56.874 --> 10:58.791 Hey, I have never felt that. 10:58.874 --> 11:00.624 And I never felt my age around you, 11:00.707 --> 11:02.123 and now I just fucking do. 11:02.207 --> 11:04.582 I just feel like a young, dumb person. 11:05.624 --> 11:06.749 No. 11:07.332 --> 11:09.207 I thought this turned you on. 11:09.290 --> 11:10.248 (whispers): It does. 11:10.332 --> 11:12.916 It's so hot when you take it. 11:15.374 --> 11:18.582 I liked feeling like a hooker and not some charity case. 11:19.916 --> 11:22.165 That's not-- Look, I-- 11:22.248 --> 11:24.165 -I went about it the wrong way. -Yeah, you did. 11:24.248 --> 11:26.582 -I'm sorry. -(door slams) 11:29.874 --> 11:31.916 (sighs) 11:47.791 --> 11:49.248 (whispers): Shit. 11:55.290 --> 11:57.666 (slow pop music playing) 12:12.457 --> 12:14.123 (phone dings) 12:18.749 --> 12:21.457 (mutters): You dirty little bitch. 12:24.290 --> 12:25.666 (dings) 12:27.832 --> 12:31.874 -I love you! -Well, I'm not done yet! 12:33.248 --> 12:34.499 (phone dings) 12:35.290 --> 12:37.499 (horn honking) 12:40.832 --> 12:42.207 (zipper zips) 12:42.290 --> 12:44.290 -(horn honks) -(mutters) 12:47.666 --> 12:49.290 Bill: Um... 12:49.374 --> 12:50.874 Hey. 12:50.957 --> 12:51.916 Mm-hmm? 12:51.998 --> 12:54.248 -My car's here, I gotta go. -Okay. 12:54.332 --> 12:56.332 -Text you from the flight? -Great. 12:56.415 --> 12:57.415 Don't you have to get up? 12:57.499 --> 12:59.624 It's summer school. No one cares. 12:59.707 --> 13:01.248 All right. Love you. 13:01.332 --> 13:02.707 (sighs) 13:02.791 --> 13:04.123 Love you, too. 13:04.207 --> 13:06.332 (door opens, closes) 13:07.248 --> 13:09.415 (distant siren wails) 13:26.374 --> 13:27.916 Ms. Farad? 13:31.082 --> 13:33.582 -Ms. Farad! -Teddy, yes. What? 13:33.666 --> 13:36.707 What are we doing today? We've been sitting here for like 20 minutes now. 13:36.791 --> 13:39.415 Okay, it's not been 20 minutes. 13:39.499 --> 13:41.374 Check this out. 13:43.624 --> 13:46.123 -We're watching Glory today. -(students groan) 13:46.207 --> 13:48.499 But we already watched that in the regular school year. 13:48.582 --> 13:49.832 We, like, know that one already. 13:49.916 --> 13:51.832 -(phone dings) -We are watching Glory again, 13:51.916 --> 13:54.332 and you can quote along with it. 13:54.415 --> 13:55.957 Denise, lights. 14:02.248 --> 14:03.582 Thank you, Denise. 14:04.916 --> 14:06.957 (humming) 14:51.582 --> 14:53.082 Does anyone want to get a drink tonight? 14:53.165 --> 14:54.749 -Oh my God, yes! -Great! 14:54.832 --> 14:55.874 Hell yeah! 14:55.957 --> 14:58.540 -Can we go now? -Yeah, I'm totally down. 14:58.624 --> 14:59.791 (chattering) 14:59.874 --> 15:01.374 Ezra: Did you guys know that years ago, 15:01.457 --> 15:03.499 Rikers Island, the prisoners struck 15:03.582 --> 15:06.248 because they didn't want to get served lobster anymore? 15:06.332 --> 15:07.457 -Why? -What? 15:07.540 --> 15:10.207 'Cause they used to serve it all the time. 15:10.290 --> 15:12.540 And now it's like rich people food. 15:12.624 --> 15:13.998 What? 15:14.707 --> 15:17.415 (cackling) 15:17.499 --> 15:18.916 -Farad: Stupid! -Gerard: That's good. 15:18.998 --> 15:21.749 Stupid, but like funny stupid. 15:21.832 --> 15:24.832 (cackling) 15:27.374 --> 15:29.415 -I like your hair. It's cute. -Thank you. 15:29.499 --> 15:30.582 Fuck. 15:30.666 --> 15:32.957 -Pretty good, huh? -Yeah. 15:33.040 --> 15:35.415 -You want one? -Uh, no, I'm good. 15:35.499 --> 15:37.707 No, you want a tot. 15:39.207 --> 15:40.540 (mutters) 15:40.624 --> 15:42.082 (chuckles) 15:42.165 --> 15:43.082 (laughs) 15:43.165 --> 15:44.415 -It's good, right? -Mm-hmm. 15:44.499 --> 15:46.290 You like softball games? 15:46.374 --> 15:49.248 Softball? Did you know I was a catcher for 14 years? 15:49.332 --> 15:51.624 -Oh, really? -And that's why my hips are really open. 15:52.457 --> 15:54.874 Because when you squat, your hips open up, 15:54.957 --> 15:56.457 and so then you can do the splits. 15:56.540 --> 15:58.123 -You can do the splits? -On both sides. 15:58.207 --> 15:59.707 Betty: He's not good for her. He's gonna bring her down. 15:59.791 --> 16:01.791 She hasn't raised her hand in the last two weeks. 16:01.874 --> 16:04.457 What, who? Tall Alex or weird-eye Alex? 16:04.540 --> 16:07.457 -Girl, weird-eye. -He has a weird eye? 16:07.540 --> 16:10.415 -You know, he's like... -Ooh! I like them together! 16:10.499 --> 16:13.916 No, you can't. They'll never see eye to eye, Betty. 16:13.998 --> 16:18.457 -They'll never see... (laughing) -That's mean, that's mean. 16:18.540 --> 16:20.832 I'm just gonna-- Little bit closer. 16:24.457 --> 16:28.707 You don't have anything like Shout at your apartment, do you? 16:31.749 --> 16:35.415 -I-- I think I'm done here. -Yeah, same. 16:39.540 --> 16:41.582 Well, friends, my stomach's doing janky things, 16:41.666 --> 16:43.082 so I think I'm gonna just head out. 16:43.165 --> 16:44.791 -What? No! -Aw, come on. 16:44.874 --> 16:46.332 You know what? I should probably go, too. 16:46.415 --> 16:47.874 -What? -No! 16:47.957 --> 16:49.582 Hey, can we split a car? Do you want to just-- 16:49.666 --> 16:51.040 -Stay. She's staying. -Sure. Okay. 16:51.123 --> 16:52.582 Ezra: I should probably get out of here, too. 16:52.666 --> 16:54.332 -Oh, dropping like flies. -Okay. Gonna go, bye! 16:54.415 --> 16:56.165 Yes, okay, bye! See you guys tomorrow, okay? 16:56.248 --> 16:58.998 -All right. -Ezra: You guys, this was super fun though, right? 16:59.082 --> 17:03.415 It was awesome to, like, get to know each and every one of you. 17:08.123 --> 17:09.998 -(laughing): Bye. -See ya. 17:10.082 --> 17:12.791 -Ezra: Wow. -(both panting) 17:12.874 --> 17:14.998 You weren't kidding about the splits, huh? 17:15.082 --> 17:16.332 Farad: Yup. Yup. 17:16.415 --> 17:19.791 -(phone buzzing) -Ezra: Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. 17:19.874 --> 17:23.207 -(panting) -(grunting) 17:23.290 --> 17:25.540 -Okay. Slow. -That's better. 17:25.624 --> 17:27.374 -Slow? -I'll do it. 17:27.457 --> 17:28.499 Okay. 17:28.582 --> 17:30.040 (panting) 17:30.123 --> 17:32.290 -That's good. -Shh. 17:33.832 --> 17:35.998 (grunting, moaning) 17:36.082 --> 17:38.207 -(both scream) -What, what, what, what? 17:38.290 --> 17:40.207 I just had my gall bladder out like two weeks ago. 17:40.290 --> 17:42.707 -Oh my God. Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm good. 17:42.791 --> 17:44.165 -Okay. -You okay? 17:44.248 --> 17:46.290 I mean, I'm fine, yeah. 17:47.457 --> 17:49.207 So it's not the kind that you pass? 17:49.290 --> 17:50.707 No, no, that's a kidney stone. 17:50.791 --> 17:52.415 Oh, right, right. 17:52.499 --> 17:53.998 -(grunting) -(moans) Yeah. 17:54.082 --> 17:55.791 (Ezra laughs) 17:55.874 --> 17:58.874 -What's funny? -Nothing, it's just crazy. 17:58.998 --> 18:00.499 (both laughing) 18:02.165 --> 18:04.624 -It's okay. -All right. Keep going, keep going. 18:11.248 --> 18:14.248 The Guy: Aw, man. Look at all those pop-up ads. 18:14.332 --> 18:16.874 Uh, translate. Right there. 18:19.666 --> 18:25.332 Okay, "If you want to roll like a real Brooklyn night gangster, 18:25.415 --> 18:28.666 "then call or write a letter to this number 18:28.749 --> 18:31.248 and say you are a friend of Chad." 18:31.332 --> 18:34.248 Hmm. Wow. Uh... 18:34.332 --> 18:36.624 "The hairy sales person 18:36.707 --> 18:40.374 will bring you sticky buds in a while." 18:41.582 --> 18:42.624 Huh. 18:42.707 --> 18:44.290 This is a popular website? 18:44.374 --> 18:48.707 Yes, it's for tourists who want to know what's cool. 18:48.791 --> 18:51.666 Well, it definitely explains some things. 18:51.749 --> 18:53.123 Thank you for showing me. 18:53.207 --> 18:55.457 -(phone dings) -And, uh, could you send me a link? 18:55.540 --> 18:57.207 -Oh, mm. -Yeah. 18:57.290 --> 18:59.749 I wanna translate the comments. 19:00.666 --> 19:02.082 (phone bloops) 19:02.165 --> 19:05.791 Well, I hope you enjoy the rest of your trip. 19:05.874 --> 19:08.916 -Excuse me, um... -Yeah? 19:08.998 --> 19:11.957 (speaking Japanese) 19:12.040 --> 19:13.415 (speaks Japanese) 19:13.499 --> 19:19.582 Uh, do you know where can we find a Banksy art work? 19:19.666 --> 19:23.248 Oh. Let me let you in on a little secret. 19:24.749 --> 19:26.082 (whispers): I'm Banksy. 19:26.165 --> 19:29.248 (laughs, speaks Japanese) 19:29.332 --> 19:31.624 (both speaking Japanese) 19:33.791 --> 19:35.499 Yeah, it's me. 19:35.582 --> 19:36.749 (knock on door) 19:36.832 --> 19:39.123 -Hey, hey. Come on in. -Hey. What's going on? 19:39.207 --> 19:40.874 Not much. How's it going? 19:40.957 --> 19:43.123 Uh, not much. 19:43.998 --> 19:46.540 Um, thanks a lot for coming out here, man. 19:46.624 --> 19:49.248 I'm obviously not at home right now. 19:49.332 --> 19:50.707 At a friend's place. 19:50.791 --> 19:52.499 -Yeah, that's cool. -Cool. 19:52.582 --> 19:55.998 Yeah. Anyway, thanks. We had some drinks and you know how it goes. 19:56.082 --> 19:58.040 -Yeah. Hey, what's up? -Hey. 19:58.123 --> 20:03.499 Oh, uh, this is my colleague, um, Ms. Farad-- Mrs. Farad. 20:03.582 --> 20:05.666 -Karen. -Hi, Karen. 20:05.749 --> 20:08.332 Couple of Brooklyn night gangsters, I got ya. 20:08.415 --> 20:10.582 -Ezra: What? -(clears throat) Shh. 20:10.666 --> 20:12.248 Never mind. Forget it. 20:12.332 --> 20:15.540 So, uh, Headband, Space Queen? 20:15.624 --> 20:17.248 Both. 20:17.332 --> 20:20.374 -All right, that's a hundred. -Farad: Great. 20:20.457 --> 20:23.040 -Ezra: Uh... -Can I Venmo you? 20:23.123 --> 20:26.791 -Ezra: Usually he doesn't-- -I guess I'm gonna start. 20:26.874 --> 20:28.123 (phone dings) 20:31.499 --> 20:33.707 -Oh, God. -What? 20:33.791 --> 20:35.666 I think that might have been a really dumb move. 20:35.749 --> 20:38.332 -Why? -He knows my wife. 20:38.415 --> 20:41.207 -We see him like every week. -He doesn't care. 20:41.290 --> 20:43.998 What if he does, though? They kind of have a rapport. 20:44.082 --> 20:46.832 She took a splinter out of his foot one time. 20:47.374 --> 20:49.290 I promise you, as long as you pay him for weed, 20:49.374 --> 20:51.624 he couldn't care less. 20:52.499 --> 20:54.957 No, yeah, yeah. You're probably right. 20:56.248 --> 20:58.123 Yeah, he wouldn't say something to Reagan. 20:58.207 --> 20:59.499 Why would he? 21:01.957 --> 21:03.916 (both sighing) 21:03.998 --> 21:07.248 -(TV playing indistinctly) -Ezra: I got nothing but open nights here. 21:07.332 --> 21:10.457 -I fucking hate being a teacher. -Oh, me too. 21:10.540 --> 21:11.874 Thursday? 21:11.957 --> 21:13.582 Um, yeah. 21:13.666 --> 21:17.957 Well, no, I should-- I should probably be home on Thursday. 21:18.957 --> 21:22.332 Well, Bill's gonna be in Houston till the 23rd, so... 21:23.332 --> 21:24.749 All right, how about Friday? 21:24.832 --> 21:28.666 Uh, Friday I'm going to see Meredith Monk at BAM, so... 21:28.749 --> 21:30.791 But you could come with. (laughing) Wait... 21:30.874 --> 21:32.499 We can't go on a date. 21:32.582 --> 21:34.624 Can you imagine? That'd be crazy. 21:34.707 --> 21:36.207 How about Monday? 21:36.290 --> 21:38.415 Monday I have to grade quizzes, so... 21:40.499 --> 21:41.998 Oh, okay. 21:42.082 --> 21:44.207 Monday it is. 21:50.916 --> 21:52.582 (sighs) 21:54.499 --> 21:56.082 Can't help it. 21:57.415 --> 21:58.624 I feel a little guilty. 21:58.707 --> 22:00.874 I don't. I feel really good. 22:05.123 --> 22:07.207 (phone chiming) 22:09.082 --> 22:11.040 (chiming continues) 22:44.457 --> 22:46.624 Yes! 22:46.707 --> 22:48.499 -What? -I'm about it! 22:48.582 --> 22:50.749 -Well, thank you. -Yes. 22:51.874 --> 22:54.499 -Good morning. -Good morning! 22:54.582 --> 22:56.499 I want to kiss you so bad right now. 22:56.582 --> 22:58.791 You better not. (laughs) 22:58.874 --> 23:00.165 Well, I got you a coffee, but... 23:00.248 --> 23:02.165 Oh, cute. I can combine these. 23:05.832 --> 23:09.791 -Good morning. Good morning. -Morning. Hello. 23:10.457 --> 23:11.666 Farad: How was your evening? 23:13.998 --> 23:16.415 -(screaming, laughing) -Can you send it to me? 23:16.499 --> 23:17.707 -Wow! -Lauryn: Don't tag me in that, 23:17.791 --> 23:18.916 the whole thing with the IRS. 23:18.998 --> 23:21.666 (cheers) Gotta call my mom! 23:21.749 --> 23:23.791 -Do you know what's going on? -No. 23:23.874 --> 23:26.207 What's going on? What is going on? 23:26.290 --> 23:28.916 I'm gonna buy a telescope with my phone right now. 23:28.998 --> 23:31.499 We just won Take 5! 23:31.582 --> 23:32.749 Lauryn: Yeah! 23:32.832 --> 23:34.707 Shut up! What? 23:34.791 --> 23:36.082 Ezra: Are you fucking serious? 23:36.165 --> 23:37.290 -Yes, Ezzy. -Yeah. 23:37.374 --> 23:38.874 After you guys left-- Whose idea...? 23:38.957 --> 23:40.332 Oh. Betty, Betty. 23:40.415 --> 23:41.749 So we went to this bodega, right. 23:41.832 --> 23:42.916 Basically, we get in there-- 23:42.998 --> 23:45.248 Betty says, "Let's get a ticket together." 23:45.332 --> 23:47.248 -Brilliant! -And then we won. 23:47.332 --> 23:50.248 -We won! We won! -How much? 23:50.332 --> 23:51.666 -Twenty. -Thousand? 23:51.749 --> 23:53.916 Ah! Yes, girl! I can't even say it. 23:53.998 --> 23:55.290 Pilar: We won! 23:55.374 --> 23:57.582 Like each? No total, like total. 23:57.666 --> 24:00.248 -Lauryn: No, girl. Each! -Girl, each. 24:00.332 --> 24:03.082 Wow, each! Congrats! 24:03.165 --> 24:05.666 I've never won anything in my life! 24:05.749 --> 24:09.165 -Until now. -Like, I'm crying! I'm honestly crying! 24:10.998 --> 24:12.874 Looks like you forgot what crying is! 24:12.957 --> 24:16.624 Yes! ♪ We won some money! We won some money! ♪ 24:16.707 --> 24:19.832 -♪ We won some money! ♪ -Wow, I fucking went home! 24:19.916 --> 24:22.666 Oh, that's right. How's your stomach? 24:22.749 --> 24:25.207 It's not good, Pilar. It's not good! 24:25.290 --> 24:26.457 -Sorry. -I'm sorry. 24:26.540 --> 24:29.332 (screaming, laughing) 24:29.415 --> 24:30.874 (Ezra shouts) 24:30.957 --> 24:33.707 Well, I'm gonna buy every color pants I've always wanted. 24:33.791 --> 24:34.874 (phone dings) 24:34.957 --> 24:36.374 Lauryn: Now you can pay for that therapy. 24:36.457 --> 24:38.207 You see what I'm saying? You know what, fuck it-- 24:38.290 --> 24:40.415 I'm getting a motorcycle. 24:40.499 --> 24:41.874 Girl, you can get that Botox! 24:41.957 --> 24:45.624 Pilar: Yes! Girl, look... Before 20, after 20. 24:46.791 --> 24:49.248 ♪ Money, I got money ♪ 24:49.332 --> 24:51.207 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 24:54.248 --> 24:55.957 (speaking in Japanese) 25:51.624 --> 25:52.874 (phone beeping) 25:52.957 --> 25:54.415 Oh, boy. 25:55.374 --> 25:57.415 And that's what a minute feels like. 25:58.248 --> 25:59.290 Can you believe that a man 25:59.374 --> 26:01.082 did that on national TV? 26:01.165 --> 26:04.374 -I love it! -Oh. Which television show? 26:04.457 --> 26:07.040 It's called Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. 26:07.123 --> 26:09.499 Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. 26:09.582 --> 26:10.457 Yeah. 26:10.540 --> 26:12.040 (both speaking Japanese) 26:12.123 --> 26:13.707 Yeah, it's a children's show, 26:14.123 --> 26:16.457 but I'd also recommend it for adults. 26:16.540 --> 26:18.123 I'd recommend it for anyone, actually. 26:18.874 --> 26:20.707 (both speaking Japanese) 26:24.374 --> 26:25.832 Well, thank you. 26:26.290 --> 26:27.666 Both: Thank you. 26:27.916 --> 26:29.082 And don't forget: 26:29.165 --> 26:30.916 "You're special, 26:30.998 --> 26:33.165 just the way you are." 26:37.916 --> 26:40.123 The Guy: Yeah. Arigato. 26:47.332 --> 26:48.916 THE GUY: You're gonna wanna just take a little bit. 26:48.998 --> 26:50.332 MAN: So, like, a little nibble? 26:50.540 --> 26:52.040 THE GUY: Like a nibble of a nibble. 26:52.123 --> 26:52.916 Micro. 26:52.998 --> 26:53.916 Right, that's why it's called-- 26:53.998 --> 26:54.957 -Microdosing. -Right. 26:55.832 --> 26:58.666 I never think of my age until somebody reminds me. 26:58.749 --> 27:02.332 WOMAN: For real, though, everyone is obsessed with you! 27:02.415 --> 27:04.415 WOMAN 2: Looks like somebody else's skin. 27:04.916 --> 27:07.707 MAN: Tolerance to mushrooms builds quickly. 27:07.791 --> 27:08.540 Oh. 27:08.874 --> 27:11.499 You know, your shell is part of your skeleton. 27:11.916 --> 27:13.248 But it's also your home.