WEBVTT 00:09.418 --> 00:11.585 (seagulls screeching) 00:14.877 --> 00:17.585 (jet engine roars) 00:28.293 --> 00:31.919 (jet engine roaring) 00:53.043 --> 00:55.126 (train whistling) 01:00.001 --> 01:01.919 ¡Buenos días! 01:02.001 --> 01:04.251 (conversing in Spanish) 01:26.460 --> 01:30.043 Aldo: Staten Island, Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Queens. 01:37.168 --> 01:38.794 Yo, Google Maps, bro. 01:44.794 --> 01:46.293 Man: It's seven o'clock, see?! 01:46.377 --> 01:48.335 In the morning! What are you doing? 01:48.418 --> 01:50.752 Luis: Every fucking time! 01:50.835 --> 01:52.168 Me no speaky, bro! 01:52.251 --> 01:54.085 It's a freakin' residential neighborhood, you morons! 01:54.168 --> 01:55.585 My granddaughters are sleeping here! 01:55.669 --> 01:57.418 You must think this is funny? 01:57.502 --> 01:58.877 It's not freakin' funny! 01:58.960 --> 02:01.835 (men chattering in Spanish) 02:01.919 --> 02:04.460 (Ricardo speaking Spanish) 02:14.085 --> 02:16.210 (Luis speaking) 02:23.919 --> 02:25.877 Bacon and cheese, por favor . 02:25.960 --> 02:28.377 -Coffee regular? - Si, gracias. 02:34.960 --> 02:36.085 Si, por favor. 02:40.043 --> 02:42.210 -Gracias. -De nada. 02:43.710 --> 02:46.543 (conversing in Spanish) 02:57.335 --> 03:00.752 (cars honking) 03:16.877 --> 03:18.669 (men conversing in Spanish) 03:18.752 --> 03:20.585 (Luis speaks) 03:34.085 --> 03:35.585 Gracias. 03:46.293 --> 03:49.085 -(door opens, closes) -(roommates laughing) 03:49.168 --> 03:51.001 -(conversing in Spanish) -Shh! 03:51.085 --> 03:53.293 (roommates chattering quietly in Spanish) 04:08.043 --> 04:09.585 Hola. ¿ Cómo estás ? 04:09.669 --> 04:12.585 Egg on a roll y coffee regular. 04:12.669 --> 04:14.752 (speaking in Spanish) 04:14.835 --> 04:16.669 ¿Qué? 04:19.335 --> 04:20.627 Uh-huh. 04:20.710 --> 04:22.669 (talking on phone in Spanish) 04:27.502 --> 04:29.001 (speaks Spanish) 04:47.627 --> 04:52.627 (woman speaking Spanish over phone) 04:55.710 --> 04:59.251 Ay papi, say hi. 04:59.335 --> 05:00.835 (Oscar speaking) 05:09.669 --> 05:12.043 Miriana: No, lo siento. 05:13.293 --> 05:15.251 (Mariana speaks) 05:18.043 --> 05:19.335 (Mariana speaks) 05:22.877 --> 05:24.669 -Te quiero. -Te quiero. 05:26.877 --> 05:29.001 (phone beeps) 05:34.168 --> 05:36.877 Sofia, your dad is looking for you. 05:39.210 --> 05:42.794 Buenos días . Egg on a roll y coffee regular. 05:47.752 --> 05:49.835 (speaking in Spanish) 05:49.919 --> 05:51.585 Gracias. 05:53.919 --> 05:56.043 (seabirds squawking) 06:17.418 --> 06:19.960 (conversing in Spanish) 06:31.126 --> 06:34.085 (speaking in Spanish) 06:36.126 --> 06:38.085 (speaks Spanish) 06:43.043 --> 06:44.710 -(Oscar speaks) -(woman giggles) 06:44.794 --> 06:46.669 -(Luis speaks) -(Oscar speaks) 06:46.752 --> 06:48.919 -(Luis speaks) -(Oscar speaks) 06:56.460 --> 06:58.710 Tres, dos, uno. 06:58.794 --> 07:00.543 (shouting in Spanish) 07:16.168 --> 07:17.210 Papi! 07:17.293 --> 07:19.377 (horns honking) 07:21.543 --> 07:23.168 Hey, Oscar. 07:24.669 --> 07:27.627 (conversing in Spanish) 07:31.877 --> 07:33.460 -Okay. Gracias. - Gracias. 07:39.543 --> 07:41.877 (pricing gun clicking, beeping) 07:50.502 --> 07:52.251 Nice. 07:54.543 --> 07:57.627 -Sofia, your dad was by again. -I know. 07:57.710 --> 07:59.835 Angel: Girl, don't you have a phone? 08:18.168 --> 08:19.710 Lee: Mm! 08:20.919 --> 08:23.293 -(gasps) -Ooh, sorry. 08:23.377 --> 08:26.085 -I'm sorry. -That's okay. I'm just very sensitive. 08:27.585 --> 08:29.752 That was very sweet, though. 08:32.210 --> 08:35.835 It really smells like gasoline when we're idling. 08:35.919 --> 08:38.377 -Is that okay? Okay. -Yeah, it's fine. 08:38.460 --> 08:40.293 -I can only smell your drink. -What? 08:40.377 --> 08:43.085 Whatever that is, it smells so intense. 08:43.168 --> 08:45.502 -It's just bone broth. -Really? 08:45.585 --> 08:47.251 I mean, it might be the kombu. 08:47.335 --> 08:49.210 Smelly Kapowski over here. 08:49.293 --> 08:50.919 Hmm? 08:52.251 --> 08:54.502 -You didn't watch Saved by the Bell ? -Mm-mm. 08:54.585 --> 08:56.835 I thought I told you, I didn't really watch TV growing up. 08:56.919 --> 08:58.377 (cars honking) 08:58.460 --> 08:59.627 Oh yeah. 08:59.710 --> 09:01.835 (cars honking) 09:01.919 --> 09:04.293 (jackhammer rattling) 09:05.585 --> 09:07.293 The Guy: Here you go. 09:11.460 --> 09:13.126 What's up, man? 09:15.960 --> 09:18.085 (jet engine roaring) 09:28.585 --> 09:30.627 I'm chuffed about this rough. 09:32.335 --> 09:33.543 What? 09:33.627 --> 09:35.960 (laughing): You look ridiculous. 09:36.043 --> 09:38.043 Oh no, I don't. I look Holi-dazzling. 09:38.126 --> 09:40.502 Lee: Yeah, but I told you it's like winter holidays, 09:40.585 --> 09:42.710 like Christmas, Kwanza, Hanukkah. 09:43.460 --> 09:46.001 -Lee: It's okay. You made a mistake. -The Guy: I don't-- 09:46.085 --> 09:48.168 Well, maybe I made a mistake. 09:49.835 --> 09:52.710 -Oh, wow. -Hi, honey! 09:53.377 --> 09:57.251 -AJ: It's so nice of you to sneak into the city. -That's how I deal with it. 09:57.335 --> 10:01.085 Of all of the Holidazzles in all of the houseboats... 10:01.168 --> 10:03.168 Nice to see you, too. 10:04.001 --> 10:05.919 Lee, you remember Jules? 10:06.001 --> 10:08.543 Yeah, we've met, at the park on Memorial Day. 10:08.627 --> 10:10.377 -My birthday thing. -Totally, yep. 10:10.460 --> 10:12.418 Sorry, I have, like, face aphasia. 10:12.502 --> 10:14.293 -Or something. -Face aphasia? 10:14.377 --> 10:16.251 That's my favorite movie as a kid. 10:16.335 --> 10:19.669 I'm AJ. How do you guys know each other? 10:19.752 --> 10:21.960 Uh, well... 10:22.043 --> 10:23.585 -through marriage. -Yeah, our marriage. 10:23.669 --> 10:25.418 Oh hey, you're the guy. 10:25.502 --> 10:27.043 That's me. Nice to meet you, AJ. 10:27.126 --> 10:28.960 Nice to meet you. I'm digging the sexy Pilgrim. 10:29.043 --> 10:31.585 -So out of the box. -I mean, it's in the box. 10:31.669 --> 10:34.210 It's Thanksgiving. It's Holidazzle. 10:34.293 --> 10:36.794 This is very uncomfortable for me. 10:36.877 --> 10:38.710 This is a reverse Mayflower situation. 10:38.794 --> 10:40.460 I'm being persecuted on a boat. 10:40.543 --> 10:42.126 You just gotta roll into it. 10:42.210 --> 10:44.126 (both laughing) 10:44.210 --> 10:45.418 -Is Blaine here? -Yeah. 10:45.502 --> 10:47.126 I think I saw him in the captain's quarters. 10:47.210 --> 10:49.210 -Oh, you have to meet Blaine. -Oh, yeah. 10:49.293 --> 10:51.377 Oh, we have so much to catch up on later, my dear. 10:51.460 --> 10:53.960 -Top of my dance card. -Good to see you, Julie. 10:54.043 --> 10:55.627 (quietly): It-It's Jules. 10:55.710 --> 10:57.460 Bye, Julie. See you around. 10:57.543 --> 10:59.669 -Her name is Jules. -What's that? 11:03.710 --> 11:06.794 (chattering) 11:06.877 --> 11:09.502 (laughing) 11:13.710 --> 11:15.085 So how you been? 11:16.460 --> 11:18.085 Hey, brother. 11:28.210 --> 11:31.168 Hey, Sofia Mia, where you been all day? 11:31.251 --> 11:32.710 Around. 11:32.794 --> 11:34.251 Sof! You gotta come check this out. 11:34.335 --> 11:35.752 We're going digital this year. 11:35.835 --> 11:37.669 I'll be able to control the fireworks with my laptop. 11:37.752 --> 11:39.877 The Guy: Yeah, well, it's not your business 11:39.960 --> 11:42.001 what anybody thinks of you, you know? 11:42.085 --> 11:44.001 And these are your friends, but... 11:44.085 --> 11:46.794 I just don't think anyone's judging you. I really don't. 11:46.877 --> 11:48.543 Yeah, but it's impossible to know. 11:48.627 --> 11:51.085 Yeah, so why even try to figure out what they're thinking? 11:51.168 --> 11:53.627 -You'll never know. -(knocking) 11:55.293 --> 11:57.585 -(Lee groaning) -It's okay. 11:57.669 --> 11:59.043 Okay. It's okay? 11:59.126 --> 12:01.168 -Yeah. -Yeah, it's okay. I'm okay. 12:01.251 --> 12:03.710 -Oh, hey. How are ya? -Jules: Hey. Is this a bad time? 12:03.794 --> 12:05.669 Uh... 12:05.752 --> 12:08.335 Yeah... Yeah, come on in. 12:10.669 --> 12:12.960 -Welcome! -It's very nice. 12:13.043 --> 12:14.460 Well, thank you. 12:14.543 --> 12:15.710 -Hi. -Hey. 12:15.794 --> 12:17.460 -Want this? -Yes, please. 12:17.543 --> 12:18.877 There you go. 12:18.960 --> 12:22.126 -My fucking therapist is in there. -The Guy: Oh, no. 12:23.835 --> 12:27.210 Yeah, she just stared at me. 12:27.293 --> 12:30.835 -I wanted to stop seeing her... -Yes, please. 12:30.919 --> 12:31.919 ...and I didn't know how, 12:32.001 --> 12:34.960 and she made it so fucking hard, 12:35.043 --> 12:38.001 so I just stopped returning her calls and e-mails. 12:38.085 --> 12:39.669 Yeah, she might be mad about that. 12:39.752 --> 12:42.669 -Yeah, she just stared at me, stared. -Lee: Mm. 12:42.752 --> 12:45.293 Therapists aren't allowed to acknowledge their clients in public. 12:45.377 --> 12:46.627 You have to say hi first. 12:46.710 --> 12:48.251 -Huh. -Yeah. 12:48.335 --> 12:49.585 Like a vampire. 12:49.669 --> 12:51.335 The Guy (Eastern European accent): Yeah, like wampire! 12:51.418 --> 12:52.877 (in same accent): Ah, yes, like wampire. 12:52.960 --> 12:56.210 (in same accent): Ha-ha-ha. You are my client, 12:56.293 --> 12:58.627 and you're my-- Why'd it become Jamaican? 12:58.710 --> 13:00.126 Hey! What's going on in here? 13:00.210 --> 13:02.543 Hey, we're taking a little break from the party. 13:02.627 --> 13:05.293 Oh, cool. I'm gonna make a beer run. 13:05.377 --> 13:07.335 -I'll go with you. -No! Stay here with me! 13:07.418 --> 13:08.919 We haven't had a chance to catch up yet. 13:09.001 --> 13:12.752 You know what? I can take the RV, much quicker to get beer. 13:12.835 --> 13:15.251 Uh, or, you know, I also like to walk. 13:15.335 --> 13:17.126 It's a nice day. I'd like to walk. 13:17.210 --> 13:19.085 -I'll go get the beer. -You sure? 13:19.168 --> 13:21.460 -Oh, yeah. Let's walk. -I will go with you. 13:21.543 --> 13:22.960 -The Guy: Really? All right. -Yeah. 13:23.043 --> 13:24.293 You okay? 13:24.377 --> 13:26.001 -Yeah. -Okay. 13:27.293 --> 13:29.877 Oh, yeah. For the road. 13:34.168 --> 13:35.710 The Guy: It's just a mole. 13:35.794 --> 13:37.293 The derm-y did call it a cancer, 13:37.377 --> 13:39.210 but it's not, like, cancer. 13:39.293 --> 13:42.377 -It's just like, they got it. It's taken care of. -Shit. 13:42.460 --> 13:44.460 -Okay. -Don't worry about it. 13:44.543 --> 13:47.543 -So you're gonna go to the doctor regularly, right? -I did go to the doctor. 13:47.627 --> 13:48.877 I go to the doctor regularly. 13:48.960 --> 13:50.710 I'm an adult, I do all sorts of things. 13:50.794 --> 13:52.251 -Okay, man, I'm just saying-- -I pay taxes. 13:52.335 --> 13:55.085 -I know how to use Windows 95. -You have to take care 13:55.168 --> 13:58.251 -of yourself, okay? -Yeah, that's true. 13:58.335 --> 13:59.710 I do take care of myself, though. 13:59.794 --> 14:01.835 Every morning I make my own nut milk, 14:01.919 --> 14:04.043 and I drink it with collagen, 14:04.126 --> 14:05.669 -Maca root... -Wow! 14:05.752 --> 14:07.752 -Burpies... -Okay. 14:07.835 --> 14:11.085 -Yoga... -Oh, damn. Okay! 14:11.168 --> 14:14.001 Lee's got you on that wellness tip. 14:14.085 --> 14:15.627 It's true. 14:15.710 --> 14:17.877 Well... 14:17.960 --> 14:20.085 ..."ness" tip. 14:21.251 --> 14:22.669 (both chuckling) 14:22.752 --> 14:24.794 -That was so stupid. That was not-- -I don't know, man. 14:24.877 --> 14:26.752 That was not my best. 14:30.877 --> 14:32.377 That's great, man. 14:34.293 --> 14:37.460 It seems like it's all working out for you. 14:40.460 --> 14:42.960 So, you know I can tell when you don't like somebody. 14:43.043 --> 14:45.919 -I didn't say that-- -I know you didn't say it, but I can tell. 14:46.001 --> 14:48.293 No, I am not saying that I don't like her. 14:48.377 --> 14:50.794 -Okay. -I think it's a little weird 14:50.877 --> 14:53.001 that she defended him. 14:53.085 --> 14:55.043 -That's all I'm saying. -Yeah, but... 14:55.126 --> 14:56.960 you and I both know that's a tricky situation. 14:57.043 --> 15:00.251 Absolutely. No one's saying anything to the contrary. 15:01.460 --> 15:03.293 -Never mind. -She left him. 15:04.585 --> 15:06.251 After she made excuses for his behavior. 15:06.335 --> 15:08.126 -Okay, well, that-- -That's all I'm saying. 15:08.210 --> 15:11.210 -The heart wants what the heart wants. -Uh-uh. 15:11.293 --> 15:13.669 Oh, that's a Woody Allen quote. Oops. 15:13.752 --> 15:15.669 (both laughing) 15:15.752 --> 15:18.168 -Sorry. -Well, it's... 15:20.001 --> 15:22.919 It's... It's fine, you know? 15:23.001 --> 15:25.669 It just seems like it could get messy. 15:26.669 --> 15:28.001 You know what I mean? 15:32.502 --> 15:35.210 Yeah, Messy Spano. 15:35.293 --> 15:37.377 (both laughing) 15:40.168 --> 15:42.085 -That's a good one. -Yeah, it's a good one. 15:42.168 --> 15:45.001 -(music playing) -(noisy chattering) 15:52.877 --> 15:54.835 (indistinct conversation) 15:56.085 --> 15:58.418 -Hi. -There she is. 15:58.502 --> 16:00.085 We got lost. 16:00.168 --> 16:02.919 -AJ: That's all right. -It wasn't too much of a trouble, was it? 16:03.001 --> 16:06.710 -Oh, no. We had a nice time. -It was fantastic. 16:07.752 --> 16:09.877 -Do you want a drink? -Yeah, what are you making? 16:09.960 --> 16:12.752 Um, I think you'll like it. 16:12.835 --> 16:15.835 It's called a Reverse Mayflower. 16:15.919 --> 16:18.043 Oh, yes. I respond to this kind of humor. 16:18.126 --> 16:20.627 -Yeah. I thought you would. -Yeah, it's a callback. 16:20.710 --> 16:22.960 -Bringing it back for ya. -Thanks. 16:23.043 --> 16:24.335 You guys seen Lee? 16:25.627 --> 16:27.126 What did you do to her? 16:27.210 --> 16:29.460 Just told her a sad, sad story. 16:29.543 --> 16:31.251 (AJ laughing) 16:31.335 --> 16:33.043 -Later, baby. -Bye! 16:33.126 --> 16:34.710 The Guy: I guess it's my hang-up. 16:34.794 --> 16:37.835 I'm not into the Irish goodbye or French exit or whatever. 16:37.919 --> 16:41.168 Lee: They probably think we already left. 16:41.251 --> 16:43.335 Think these fireworks are gonna happen? 16:43.418 --> 16:45.043 I don't know. 16:47.543 --> 16:50.210 I don't know, I mean, do you wanna just go? 16:51.710 --> 16:52.960 (sighs) 16:53.043 --> 16:55.460 Do you wanna go? I don't-- I don't care. 16:57.669 --> 16:59.794 Let's just go, yeah? 17:01.335 --> 17:03.335 All right. Okay. 17:03.418 --> 17:05.460 Will you secure the stuff down? 17:05.543 --> 17:07.293 -Yeah. -Okay. 17:15.085 --> 17:18.210 (engine chugging) 17:22.126 --> 17:25.043 Do you want me to call a car? 17:25.126 --> 17:26.669 Shit. Give me a second. 17:26.752 --> 17:29.126 (engine chugging) 17:32.168 --> 17:35.001 -I'm gonna call a car. -All right, let's call a car, fine. 17:35.085 --> 17:37.377 Bill: Matty, you didn't check to make sure you had what you needed? 17:37.460 --> 17:39.919 You can't remember to bring the fucking cord? 17:40.001 --> 17:42.293 I thought I brought it! I'm sorry! 17:42.377 --> 17:45.210 Uncle Bobby: Just send someone back to the house to get the dongle. 17:45.293 --> 17:48.585 -Bill: Good fucking luck! -I knew we shouldn't have switched to computers. 17:48.669 --> 17:50.669 What was wrong with the old-fashioned way? 17:50.752 --> 17:53.043 Bill: You fucked us, Matty. We're fucked. 17:53.126 --> 17:55.669 You know this show ain't happening until we get that fucking dongle. 18:15.001 --> 18:16.251 I need a dongle. 18:16.335 --> 18:18.627 -No, no. That one. -This? 18:45.085 --> 18:47.710 Sofia, oh my God, yes! 18:47.794 --> 18:49.960 Hey, everybody, hold up! Sofia got the dongle! 18:50.043 --> 18:51.460 Matty, come on. 18:51.543 --> 18:53.585 (applause, cheers) 18:56.502 --> 18:59.001 (indistinct radio chatter) 19:04.210 --> 19:05.585 (distant fireworks crackling) 19:05.669 --> 19:08.335 Oh, there they are. There they are. 19:12.335 --> 19:13.752 (Lee yawning) 19:14.710 --> 19:18.335 -Want to switch seats with me? -I think I get the picture. 19:20.585 --> 19:23.877 Excuse me, do you have the little cord thing? 19:23.960 --> 19:25.335 I can play my own music? 19:25.418 --> 19:28.669 -The dongle. -The dongle. Thank you. 19:28.752 --> 19:31.543 -Driver: Sure, it's right here. -Awesome. Thank you. 19:31.627 --> 19:33.210 No problem. 19:36.752 --> 19:43.043 ♪ I am light ♪ 19:44.960 --> 19:49.293 -♪ Om, shanti, shanti, shanti ♪ -(Lee sighs) 20:07.460 --> 20:09.585 (man speaking in Spanish) 20:19.877 --> 20:22.251 (distant fireworks popping) 20:26.293 --> 20:28.460 Hey, coffee regular! 20:30.126 --> 20:31.794 Hola. 21:50.460 --> 21:51.835 Welcome to New York. 23:29.627 --> 23:31.794 (jet engine roaring) 23:45.794 --> 23:47.001 This was supposed to be a temporary gig. 23:47.502 --> 23:48.669 (DOG BARKS) 23:48.960 --> 23:50.835 THE GUY: Wow, he's really getting up in there. 23:50.919 --> 23:52.085 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 23:52.168 --> 23:53.377 I don't think it's gonna fit. 23:53.460 --> 23:55.418 Get the automotive epoxy. The clear, though. 23:55.502 --> 23:56.919 What did you say the name was? 23:57.001 --> 23:58.168 Oh my God. 23:58.919 --> 24:00.001 Is that your baby? 24:00.919 --> 24:02.335 Nah, I'm callin' the cops. 24:02.919 --> 24:04.251 -(DOG BARKS) -(CHILD BARKS) 24:04.335 --> 24:05.418 (GROWLS) 24:05.502 --> 24:07.502 It's not his fault his family's a mess. 24:07.752 --> 24:08.794 THE GUY: Who you gonna work for? 24:09.001 --> 24:10.835 I don't even know what else I'm qualified to do. 24:10.919 --> 24:12.293 THE GUY: Welcome to the club. 24:13.001 --> 24:15.043 (HOWLS)