WEBVTT 00:09.335 --> 00:11.835 Speed: Let's, uh, jump on in now, folks. 00:11.919 --> 00:14.585 I love starting the walking tour standing still, 00:14.669 --> 00:18.418 because this way we're our own natural, organic Greek chorus, 00:18.502 --> 00:21.502 walking around our own unfolding Greek drama. 00:21.585 --> 00:23.001 And just like any Greek chorus 00:23.085 --> 00:25.460 in relationship to its unfolding plot, 00:25.543 --> 00:28.502 we'll be participating, observing, commenting, 00:28.585 --> 00:32.043 but never really committing, if you know what I mean. 00:32.126 --> 00:34.502 As, most importantly, the walking tour is designed 00:34.585 --> 00:36.210 to be an intimate soirée 00:36.293 --> 00:38.627 that waltzes across this vast alienation-- 00:38.710 --> 00:42.669 Hey, people are trying to get to work, you dumb motherfuckers! 00:42.752 --> 00:44.168 Welcome! 00:44.251 --> 00:47.418 Let's charge off now into the great random choreography 00:47.502 --> 00:49.377 that appears five times a week: 00:49.460 --> 00:50.877 rush hour, 00:50.960 --> 00:53.543 starring neurosis, the mediocre psychedelic trip 00:53.627 --> 00:55.001 guiding all of this. 00:55.085 --> 00:57.335 Off to your right, Central Park. 00:57.418 --> 00:59.502 (voices harmonizing) 01:05.085 --> 01:08.085 -♪ Everybody ♪ -♪ Everybody ♪ 01:08.168 --> 01:12.752 All: -♪ Everybody say yeah, yeah ♪ -♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 01:12.835 --> 01:16.293 ♪ Say yeah, yeah ♪ 01:16.377 --> 01:21.627 ♪ Say yeah, say yeah, say yeah ♪ 01:21.710 --> 01:23.460 ♪ Say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 01:23.543 --> 01:27.126 -♪ Say yeah, say yeah ♪ -♪ Yeah ♪ 01:27.210 --> 01:29.752 - ♪ Say yeah ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 01:29.835 --> 01:32.377 -♪ Everybody ♪ -♪ Everybody ♪ 01:32.460 --> 01:38.418 All: ♪ Everybody say yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪ 01:38.502 --> 01:40.794 (light applause) 01:42.835 --> 01:45.794 Don't you say that to me! Don't you ever say that to me! 01:45.877 --> 01:48.418 You know, you may be able to get away with that with the old man, 01:48.502 --> 01:49.877 get him tanked up for a week, 01:49.960 --> 01:52.085 buy him off with your Hollywood blood money, 01:52.168 --> 01:53.960 -but not me. -It was just an offer. 01:54.043 --> 01:56.168 Yeah, well, keep it to yourself. 01:58.168 --> 02:01.418 ♪ Tap, tap, tapping on the glass ♪ 02:01.502 --> 02:04.085 -(Irish accent): Fuck the committee! -Dad worked his whole life 02:04.168 --> 02:06.669 building a life here for you. You're just gonna throw it away? 02:06.752 --> 02:09.627 I'm not getting stuck, too. 02:09.710 --> 02:12.794 Come, the third, Laertes. You do but dally. 02:12.877 --> 02:17.877 ♪ Rivers belong where they can ramble ♪ 02:17.960 --> 02:23.085 ♪ Eagles belong where they can fly ♪ 02:23.168 --> 02:27.960 ♪ I've got to be where my spirit can run free ♪ 02:28.043 --> 02:32.960 -(phone vibrates) -♪ I've got to find my corner ♪ 02:33.043 --> 02:40.168 ♪ Of the sky! ♪ 02:46.502 --> 02:48.293 Thank you all so much for coming. 02:48.377 --> 02:53.043 As you know, this is our first-ever New York agent showcase, 02:53.126 --> 02:56.585 and the kids are so darned excited to meet you. 02:56.669 --> 02:58.669 Thank you so much for coming 02:58.752 --> 03:00.835 and making their dreams come true. 03:00.919 --> 03:03.877 Uh, and now the great work begins. 03:03.960 --> 03:06.043 Oh, I'm-- I'm sorry. Uh, okay, I'm-- 03:06.126 --> 03:08.627 I-- I'll just collect your-- your forms, 03:08.710 --> 03:12.585 uh, that you filled out, and if you didn't, please do, uh... 03:12.669 --> 03:15.669 Thank you so much. I'm Leonard Tully, as I said, 03:15.752 --> 03:17.669 and my picture and resume's not in your packet, 03:17.752 --> 03:20.251 but I've got a stack of them backstage if anybody wants one. 03:20.335 --> 03:22.001 -Thanks. -(laughing): I'm kidding. 03:22.085 --> 03:23.835 Oh. hi. Hi, hi, hi, hi. 03:23.919 --> 03:25.669 Don't go, I wanna sit and talk to you. 03:25.752 --> 03:26.960 (whispering): Okay, I'll see you back there. 03:27.043 --> 03:29.001 I'm gonna hang on to mine, thanks. 03:29.085 --> 03:31.293 Okay. Thanks for coming. 03:33.627 --> 03:35.752 -So good, so good. -Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 03:35.835 --> 03:37.794 Thanks, thanks. They-- Listen, you gotta go out and mingle 03:37.877 --> 03:39.669 -'cause they're dying to meet a real live actor. -Okay, okay. 03:39.752 --> 03:40.835 Told 'em all about you. 03:40.919 --> 03:42.669 Curtis: I'm telling you, all you need 03:42.752 --> 03:44.877 is a couple of good knives and a big pot 03:44.960 --> 03:46.752 so you can make soup for the whole week. 03:46.835 --> 03:49.210 -What about getting an agent? -Oh, that'll happen when it happens. 03:49.293 --> 03:50.835 But in the meantime, you better get yourself 03:50.919 --> 03:52.210 a roommate and get into soup! 03:52.293 --> 03:53.585 Of course, there's lots of wine, yeah. 03:53.669 --> 03:56.210 Oh, wait, wait, wait. Janelle, Janelle, Janelle! 03:56.293 --> 03:58.543 Oh, thank you so much for coming! 03:58.627 --> 04:00.877 Yeah, it's so-- it's so great to see you! 04:00.960 --> 04:02.669 -Yeah, it's great to see you, too! -Thank you. 04:02.752 --> 04:05.210 -Thank you so much for inviting me. -Of course, of course! 04:05.293 --> 04:07.085 Listen, do you have any tips 04:07.168 --> 04:09.251 or thoughts I should pass along to them? 04:09.335 --> 04:13.168 Uh, um... Oh, I loved that song from Dear Evan Hansen. 04:13.251 --> 04:14.794 Oh, my God, it's so good. 04:14.877 --> 04:16.418 Actually, I've got to get back to the office. 04:16.502 --> 04:19.543 -Oh. -It really was so great to see you, Leonard! 04:19.627 --> 04:21.418 -Thank you. -I'll let you know if there's interest, 04:21.502 --> 04:24.126 but, you know, we're boutique, so we can only take on so many. 04:24.210 --> 04:27.168 Of course, of course. Look, I know how show business works. 04:27.251 --> 04:29.543 -Oh, whoa, whoa... Yeah. -All right, take your call. 04:29.627 --> 04:32.919 -Thanks for coming. It's great. So much love. Bye. -Yeah. Yeah. Bye. 04:33.001 --> 04:34.669 What did she say? 04:34.752 --> 04:36.210 Does she want to meet any of us or--? 04:36.293 --> 04:38.085 Well, here's the thing-- here's the thing about agents 04:38.168 --> 04:39.585 is that they work in a clump, 04:39.669 --> 04:41.585 -and so-- -Leonard, do we get to see our sheets? 04:41.669 --> 04:44.251 Well, you know, guys, I want you to meet my friend Curtis. 04:44.335 --> 04:46.418 We did Angels together at the Old Globe. 04:46.502 --> 04:49.251 He has amazing stories, and he'll be able to really tell you 04:49.335 --> 04:51.335 some things that I can't. Just listen and learn. 04:51.418 --> 04:53.960 And if they want you in a cock sock, you wear a cock sock. 04:54.043 --> 04:56.877 And there ain't nothing you can do about it. Hopefully, it's the right size. 04:56.960 --> 04:58.543 I didn't even see you here, girl. 04:58.627 --> 05:00.835 Now, let me tell you right now, look at these freckles. 05:00.919 --> 05:02.502 You let people see them freckles, because it's 05:02.585 --> 05:04.251 what makes you different, it's what makes you good. 05:04.335 --> 05:06.001 Leonard: What the hell is this? 05:06.085 --> 05:08.418 -Do you know what NVS means? -Curtis: What's the context? 05:08.502 --> 05:11.335 Leonard: It's what some of the agents wrote on the kids' forms. 05:11.418 --> 05:16.585 NVS or NVG next to everybody's name except Sunny's. 05:16.669 --> 05:20.502 Well, I don't know. It's "New Verging Singer," "Now Very Strong," 05:20.585 --> 05:22.377 "Nubile Versatile Songstress." 05:22.460 --> 05:26.377 -Or, uh, "Nice Vertical Stance." Yeah. -Yeah, something like that. 05:26.460 --> 05:28.543 -Cyclist: Heads up! -Really? Dumb motherfucker! 05:28.627 --> 05:32.794 (laughing): Wow! Oh, it is so great to be back in New York! 05:32.877 --> 05:35.752 God, I haven't been here since the Pleistocene Age. 05:35.835 --> 05:39.502 Every goddamn break I had, I had to go to Alex's family. 05:39.585 --> 05:42.835 -Oh, how is Alex? -(sighs) Curtis! 05:42.919 --> 05:45.293 We broke up! I told you all about it on Facebook. 05:45.377 --> 05:47.001 No, no, no. You know I don't go on that shit. 05:47.085 --> 05:50.377 Well, it's been about eight months. It's been really rough. 05:50.460 --> 05:52.502 -I'm so sorry. -Yeah. 05:52.585 --> 05:54.627 But, you know, everything's for a reason and the timing 05:54.710 --> 05:57.835 couldn't be better because my sabbatical's coming up 05:57.919 --> 06:01.585 and, you know, New York's always been my white whale. 06:01.669 --> 06:04.960 And so I'm thinking maybe now's the time to dust off my Capezios 06:05.043 --> 06:08.460 and the 16 bars and press some flesh in the Equity Lounge 06:08.543 --> 06:13.001 and see if there are any parts for 200-year-old men. 06:19.794 --> 06:21.627 Don: This boy comes wobblin' 06:21.710 --> 06:24.126 down the street, and I say to him, 06:24.210 --> 06:26.877 "Hey now, what's all the fuss?" 06:26.960 --> 06:29.210 -(phone chimes) -And now he says to me, 06:29.293 --> 06:31.835 he's looking for a hospital, can I help him? 06:31.919 --> 06:37.126 And so I say, there hasn't been a hospital around here in 20 years. 06:37.210 --> 06:40.210 -Yeah. -But then, of course, that Urgent Care 06:40.293 --> 06:42.835 is like a hospital, 06:42.919 --> 06:46.502 and that's just two blocks away, you know. 06:46.585 --> 06:49.293 I told him so. 06:49.377 --> 06:52.001 Always wondered what happened to that boy. 06:53.126 --> 06:54.835 -Yeah, I do too. -Mm. 06:54.919 --> 06:56.752 Uh, I don't wanna change the subject or anything, 06:56.835 --> 06:59.794 but do you think this is gonna be an expensive fix? 06:59.877 --> 07:02.585 And if it is, do you think you'll be able 07:02.669 --> 07:05.627 to take it off my hands if it's fucked? 07:05.710 --> 07:07.919 (sighing): Oh. Uh... 07:08.001 --> 07:11.168 -We'll see about the engine. -Okay. 07:11.251 --> 07:14.877 The rest seems to be in good shape. 07:14.960 --> 07:17.251 You should keep it. 07:17.335 --> 07:20.293 I don't know, man. It's pretty high-maintenance. 07:20.377 --> 07:22.335 (phone chiming) 07:22.418 --> 07:25.543 Uh, okay, I'll look at it. 07:25.627 --> 07:27.043 Okay. 07:27.126 --> 07:29.001 Yeah. 07:33.794 --> 07:37.001 You wouldn't want a bag of sand, would you? 07:38.543 --> 07:39.418 No. 07:39.502 --> 07:43.919 (muffled singing from café) 07:44.001 --> 07:46.543 ♪ Don't reveal my indiscretion ♪ 07:46.627 --> 07:50.085 ♪ Just leave well enough alone ♪ 07:50.168 --> 07:52.460 ♪ Hush up, don't tell mama ♪ 07:52.543 --> 07:55.126 ♪ Shush up, don't tell mama ♪ 07:55.210 --> 07:57.710 ♪ Don't tell mama whatever you do ♪ 07:57.794 --> 07:59.627 Not very special. 07:59.710 --> 08:02.543 I think so, too, but people really love this place. 08:02.627 --> 08:05.251 No, that's what NVS stands for. 08:05.335 --> 08:08.126 You still thinking about that? Let it go. 08:08.210 --> 08:11.752 Curtis, you once told me you didn't need talent to make it, 08:11.835 --> 08:16.126 that if you were persistent and everybody would leave 08:16.210 --> 08:18.752 and then you'd get all the parts 'cause there'd be nobody left. 08:18.835 --> 08:21.627 -I said that? -Yeah, and it worked out for you. 08:21.710 --> 08:23.669 If you're gonna talk, go to the bar. 08:23.752 --> 08:25.502 Plenty of people want to sing at the piano. 08:25.585 --> 08:27.085 I'm not gonna leave till you play my song. 08:27.168 --> 08:29.001 Okay, take it easy, Blanche. 08:29.085 --> 08:30.669 God, I hate this fucking place. 08:30.752 --> 08:34.335 Come on, I can sing as well as these guys can. 08:34.418 --> 08:36.835 -Of course you can. -Why am I not here? 08:36.919 --> 08:38.502 Because you're shaping young minds. 08:38.585 --> 08:40.919 -It's like deaf people singing. -Oh, come on. 08:41.001 --> 08:42.835 -Pianist: Shh! -Shh! 08:42.919 --> 08:47.377 -Crowd: Shh! -Pianist: So if you see my mommy, mum's the word. 08:48.377 --> 08:50.210 (cheers, whistles) 08:50.293 --> 08:53.835 I'm taking my cigarette break. Pass the jar, please. 08:53.919 --> 08:55.794 -Bye. -Curtis: Well, I think that's my cue. 08:55.877 --> 08:57.710 -What? -You know, I've got a 4 a.m. call 08:57.794 --> 08:59.669 to be a forensic scientist at Silvercup. 08:59.752 --> 09:01.543 Oh, you need somebody to run lines? 09:01.627 --> 09:04.460 No. Blah-blah-blah. Contusion. Looks like they were murdered. 09:04.543 --> 09:07.251 -It doesn't matter. -Oh, hey, I love you so much! 09:07.335 --> 09:09.460 -I love you, too. -Thank you so much for coming. 09:09.543 --> 09:11.919 I'm so glad we're still friends! 09:12.001 --> 09:14.251 -I'm gonna move to New York. -Okay. 09:14.335 --> 09:16.293 -Okay? Okay. -Yeah, I'd love that. All right. 09:16.377 --> 09:18.627 -Come on. Sit on down. Yeah, you good here? -Bye. 09:18.710 --> 09:21.168 Yeah, I'm good. I'm G. I'm VG. 09:21.251 --> 09:23.710 (laughs) You are VG. All right, bye, baby. 09:23.794 --> 09:26.835 -Bye. Thanks for coming. -Okay. 09:26.919 --> 09:29.001 (noisy chattering) 09:31.627 --> 09:34.335 (piano playing final chords) 09:34.418 --> 09:37.251 (crowd applauding, cheering) 09:39.460 --> 09:42.543 Pianist: Hey, everybody, John is going to do a solo. 09:42.627 --> 09:44.377 -John, you ready? Okay. -John: Yeah. 09:44.460 --> 09:47.627 ("This Is the Moment" playing) 09:51.043 --> 09:53.835 Huh? 09:53.919 --> 09:56.085 Oh my God, that's my song. 09:56.168 --> 09:58.251 This is my song, motherfucker. 09:58.335 --> 09:59.919 That's my song! 10:00.001 --> 10:03.418 -♪ ...at last ♪ -Leonard (mutters): That's my song. 10:03.502 --> 10:09.251 ♪ This is the moment, when all I've done ♪ 10:09.335 --> 10:16.293 ♪ All of the dreaming, scheming, and screaming becomes one ♪ 10:16.377 --> 10:18.502 (distant siren wails) 10:22.043 --> 10:25.669 Come on, respond, motherfucker. 10:27.877 --> 10:29.418 Hi. 10:33.001 --> 10:34.835 Hi. 10:50.293 --> 10:51.877 That smells good. 10:55.126 --> 10:58.335 -You want? -Yes, please. 11:00.126 --> 11:01.960 Danke schoen. 11:02.043 --> 11:04.919 Bitte schoen. Sie sprechen? 11:05.001 --> 11:07.710 Sie sprechen Deutsch? 11:07.794 --> 11:13.669 No, but they were singing a lot of Cabaret across the street. 11:13.752 --> 11:17.001 -Oh, I love Cabaret . -Yeah. 11:17.085 --> 11:22.126 (as Emcee): "You wouldn't know that she was Jewish at all." 11:22.210 --> 11:25.418 -That place seems fun. I've never been there. -Yeah. 11:25.502 --> 11:27.251 What are you doing tonight? 11:27.335 --> 11:29.126 Just went to see a movie at IFC, 11:29.210 --> 11:31.502 now I'm going on a bike ride, 11:31.585 --> 11:35.335 and, uh, probably gonna go home soon. 11:35.418 --> 11:37.418 Sounds fun. 11:37.502 --> 11:39.418 It's pretty fun. What about you? 11:39.502 --> 11:42.502 -(coughing) -Oh shit. 11:42.585 --> 11:45.585 Here you go. You okay? 11:45.669 --> 11:47.377 -You okay? -Yeah, I'm good. 11:47.460 --> 11:52.210 -Want some water? -No. You want some ice cream? 11:52.293 --> 11:54.168 No, thank you. 11:55.835 --> 11:57.752 Oh shit. 11:57.835 --> 12:00.460 No one gets ice cream now, I guess. 12:02.418 --> 12:04.126 What are you doing tonight? 12:04.210 --> 12:06.085 You asked that. 12:07.210 --> 12:09.418 Oh, you okay? 12:09.502 --> 12:11.251 -Shit. -(retching) 12:11.335 --> 12:13.543 -(breathing heavily) -(moaning on phone) 12:13.627 --> 12:15.460 Oh shit. 12:20.960 --> 12:23.126 Oh God. 12:24.502 --> 12:27.502 Oh, oh. 12:29.960 --> 12:31.710 (panting) 12:31.794 --> 12:32.960 Ow! 12:33.043 --> 12:35.168 (distant siren wails) 12:41.168 --> 12:43.502 (groaning) 12:45.418 --> 12:47.543 -(clattering) -Aah! 12:47.627 --> 12:49.335 (groans) 12:50.335 --> 12:52.794 Oh God. 12:58.669 --> 13:01.960 Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. 13:03.460 --> 13:05.752 Oh shit. Shit, shit, shit. 13:05.835 --> 13:07.669 (gasping) 13:07.752 --> 13:11.293 Oh! Aah! (panting) 13:11.377 --> 13:13.919 (whispering): Oh my God. Oh my God. 13:14.001 --> 13:16.251 Help me, somebody. 13:23.335 --> 13:25.919 -Man: Hello? -No, no, no, no! 13:26.001 --> 13:29.168 Don't come out. Stay asleep. 13:29.251 --> 13:33.126 Oh, Marta! Marta, Marta, Marta! 13:33.210 --> 13:35.960 Are you there? It's Leonard! Marta! 13:36.043 --> 13:38.877 -Did the agents call? -No, no, no! Don't come out yet, I'm naked! 13:38.960 --> 13:42.168 -Do you have a... towel or something? -Oh. All right. 13:42.251 --> 13:43.960 Don't come out, I'm naked. 13:44.043 --> 13:46.794 -Marta: Okay. -Oh my God! Don't look at me! 13:46.877 --> 13:48.710 (elevator dings) 13:48.794 --> 13:51.043 (soft jazz piano playing in the background) 13:55.418 --> 13:57.835 (muffled): Hello, uh, I'm sorry to bother you. 13:57.919 --> 14:00.752 Could I get another key for 504? 14:00.835 --> 14:03.877 -And, uh, do you have any Advil? -(elevator dings) 14:03.960 --> 14:06.043 Concierge: Sure, let me check. 14:06.126 --> 14:07.543 Sorry. 14:11.460 --> 14:15.919 Speed: A city is what happens once a landscape needs to order in. 14:16.001 --> 14:18.502 New York City, great example. The Collect Pond is 14:18.585 --> 14:21.794 the original drinking water downtown. It gets polluted, 14:21.877 --> 14:23.752 they build a canal to siphon off 14:23.835 --> 14:26.251 the polluted water into the river: Canal Street. 14:26.335 --> 14:29.210 Then comes the invention of private water companies 14:29.293 --> 14:32.335 that specialize in bringing drinkable water 14:32.418 --> 14:33.835 to the population. 14:33.919 --> 14:37.085 And that right there, that's when it becomes New York City. 14:37.168 --> 14:38.669 Yeah, baby! 14:38.752 --> 14:41.126 For this city, from its very beginnings 14:41.210 --> 14:45.210 has been a gigantic ordering-in situation. 14:45.293 --> 14:46.919 (vehicles honking) 14:47.001 --> 14:48.543 As the different honks of the city 14:48.627 --> 14:50.460 come blaring into your present tense, 14:50.543 --> 14:52.835 connoisseur taste and judge them based on 14:52.919 --> 14:56.960 their voluminousness, intensity, context, and duration. 14:57.043 --> 14:58.794 That last little one, did you hear that? 14:58.877 --> 15:01.210 Kind of a staccato chord in the middle of that? 15:01.293 --> 15:03.585 That's the sound of misguided animosity. 15:03.669 --> 15:05.085 (barking) 15:05.168 --> 15:08.126 Right this way. Great view of traffic. 15:08.210 --> 15:10.043 Traffic is spiritual. 15:10.126 --> 15:14.335 Traffic is the city teacher's method of inflicting patience 15:14.418 --> 15:18.251 on a population clearly addicted to impatience. 15:19.794 --> 15:21.460 (elevator dings) 15:21.543 --> 15:24.001 -(phone chimes) -(chattering) 15:28.335 --> 15:31.168 (mutters) Dude, come on. 16:04.627 --> 16:08.502 Excuse me, I'm here to see a couple of friends of mine: 16:08.585 --> 16:11.293 Bryan Gregory and Sarah Rousso-- 16:11.377 --> 16:15.710 I guess she's going by Gregory now, actually, too, so, yeah, uh, Gregory. 16:15.794 --> 16:17.835 And what's the patient's name? 16:19.335 --> 16:20.377 Gregory. 16:22.168 --> 16:24.794 Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 16:24.877 --> 16:26.585 Um... 16:26.669 --> 16:28.377 Lo-- Logan. Logan. 16:28.460 --> 16:31.335 There you go. I just needed to identify the patient. 16:31.418 --> 16:33.251 You know, I actually haven't met him yet. 16:33.335 --> 16:35.251 They're friends from high school and, uh-- 16:35.335 --> 16:37.377 -Well, I hang out with-- yeah. -(both laughing) 16:37.460 --> 16:40.043 -Where's the play room? -The play room's down the hall. 16:40.126 --> 16:42.377 -Okay, thanks. -Mm-hmm. 16:42.460 --> 16:44.877 -Child: My stomach hurts. -Woman: Stomach is hurting? 16:44.960 --> 16:48.377 -Yeah, really bad. -Okay, okay. I'll let them know, honey. 16:48.460 --> 16:51.085 -Where does it hurt? Show me where it hurts. -(whines): Here. 16:51.168 --> 16:55.335 -Okay. Is that helping when you press on it? -It hurts. 16:55.418 --> 16:59.460 Okay, sweetie, don't worry. I was just out talking to him. 16:59.543 --> 17:00.710 He'll be right in. 17:00.794 --> 17:02.502 Sarah: I don't know if everyone wants to watch 17:02.585 --> 17:04.460 children dying of cancer on TV. 17:04.543 --> 17:06.168 Careworker: I mean, hospital shows are a thing. 17:06.251 --> 17:07.877 Sarah: Really? I don't watch that much TV, so-- 17:07.960 --> 17:10.168 -Careworker: Oh, yeah, they're a thing. -Woman: Thank you. 17:10.251 --> 17:13.627 -Hi. -(whispering): Hi. 17:15.669 --> 17:17.669 Hey there, little cutie. 17:17.752 --> 17:20.001 -Hi. (chuckles) -Hey. 17:20.085 --> 17:24.085 -Oh wow. Hey, little baby! -(cooing): Hey! Hi! 17:24.168 --> 17:27.168 Don't worry, you're not stuck with me alone, 17:27.251 --> 17:28.877 'cause Bryan's on his way back. 17:28.960 --> 17:30.960 -I'm not stuck with you. -Okay. 17:31.043 --> 17:32.377 I'm very excited to see you. 17:32.460 --> 17:34.710 -(laughing) -Have you been to New York before? 17:34.794 --> 17:36.585 Uh, no. Uh, yeah, yeah. 17:36.669 --> 17:38.919 I don't know if you remember our senior year, I came with the choir. 17:39.001 --> 17:41.669 We saw some Broadway shows, but you probably don't remember. 17:41.752 --> 17:44.001 Anyway, this is sort of my first time as an adult. 17:44.085 --> 17:45.835 -Yeah, yeah. -(laughing): Yeah. 17:45.919 --> 17:49.418 -I'll let you have a moment. -Oh, sure. I'll see you back in the room. 17:50.919 --> 17:52.460 (Sarah sighing) 17:53.669 --> 17:55.418 Hey, Logan. 17:56.919 --> 17:58.293 Hey. 18:02.001 --> 18:04.293 -Today was really hard. -Yeah? 18:04.377 --> 18:06.627 Yeah, he had immunotherapy, 18:06.710 --> 18:09.710 and he had to lie down under this machine and... 18:12.835 --> 18:14.960 It was hard. (chuckling) 18:17.001 --> 18:19.460 But, look. 18:19.543 --> 18:22.168 He has tattoos. 18:22.251 --> 18:23.585 -Oh, that's cool. -Yeah. 18:23.669 --> 18:26.210 So they can line him up with the radiation machine. 18:26.293 --> 18:33.335 -Hey! Cool party dots, bruh! -Yeah! (chuckles) 18:40.669 --> 18:43.752 God, have you been outside today? It's gorgeous. 18:43.835 --> 18:47.251 Yeah, I remember I got in a huge fight with my parents, 18:47.335 --> 18:50.043 and I was at your house, lying on your bed on my back, 18:50.126 --> 18:52.627 and I remember feeling extremely self-conscious 18:52.710 --> 18:55.460 'cause I had braces on and I was, like, crying and snotting everywhere. 18:55.543 --> 18:57.502 -That's right. -But I was just looking at your wall, 18:57.585 --> 19:00.043 and there was a framed poster 19:00.126 --> 19:03.001 of Miss Saigon and Les Miserables and... 19:03.085 --> 19:05.919 - RENT . Yep. -...and then RENT , yeah. 19:06.001 --> 19:08.710 -You don't remember that? -I do. 19:08.794 --> 19:12.335 You had neon green rubber bands on your braces, 19:12.418 --> 19:14.335 -and there was a lot of snot. -There was a lot of snot. 19:14.418 --> 19:16.418 -Yes. -'Cause I'm a snotty crier, still am. 19:16.502 --> 19:17.710 (laughing) 19:17.794 --> 19:19.919 (nearby siren blaring) 19:21.251 --> 19:24.043 Hey, I was thinking about it on the ride over here... 19:25.377 --> 19:26.877 We were good friends. 19:26.960 --> 19:29.627 -We were best friends, yeah. -Yeah! 19:29.710 --> 19:31.502 Yeah. 19:31.585 --> 19:35.335 Whatever happened to that friendship? 19:35.418 --> 19:37.627 Well... 19:37.710 --> 19:39.293 You and Bryan would always do drugs together, 19:39.377 --> 19:41.085 and I didn't want him to do that. 19:43.085 --> 19:44.585 Fair. 19:45.919 --> 19:47.919 You know, I remember that I was giving you 19:48.001 --> 19:51.126 -a lot of shit for voting for Bush the first time... -Oh my Lord. 19:51.210 --> 19:54.835 -...'cause I couldn't vote yet, and you were crazy. -Yes, yes. 19:54.919 --> 19:57.835 And you were really self-righteous and obnoxious 19:57.919 --> 19:59.835 -about Ralph Nader. -Ralph Nader! 19:59.919 --> 20:01.669 'Cause he's got some good ideas. 20:01.752 --> 20:05.126 -You were kind of an asshole about it, actually. -I was. That's fair too. 20:06.752 --> 20:08.085 Yeah. 20:10.210 --> 20:13.210 -Did your dad vote for-- -Yeah, of course he did. 20:13.293 --> 20:14.669 Yeah. 20:14.752 --> 20:17.085 -Did you? -No, I didn't vote. 20:17.168 --> 20:19.794 Okay, okay. 20:26.543 --> 20:28.877 You know why I thought you were pissed? 20:28.960 --> 20:31.085 -Why? -The talent show. 20:31.168 --> 20:32.543 What? 20:32.627 --> 20:35.168 You were watching the talent show, 20:35.251 --> 20:37.543 and you were standing up front enjoying yourself, 20:37.627 --> 20:40.877 and I came up behind you and you were wearing pajama pants, 20:40.960 --> 20:43.460 uh, and I pantsed you, but I didn't know 20:43.543 --> 20:46.126 you weren't wearing underwear and everyone saw. 20:46.210 --> 20:50.543 And I really felt bad about it my entire life. 20:50.627 --> 20:52.043 What? 20:52.126 --> 20:53.752 -What are you laughing at? -Are you kidding? 20:53.835 --> 20:56.043 I have no memory of that. 20:56.835 --> 20:58.502 -Really? -No. 20:58.585 --> 21:00.377 You were so fucking pissed. 21:00.460 --> 21:02.377 Was I? I have no recollection. 21:02.460 --> 21:05.335 -I've been sweating this for like 20 years... -(laughing) 21:05.418 --> 21:07.251 ...and you're telling me-- Dude! 21:07.335 --> 21:08.877 You know, I might have done a lot of drugs, 21:08.960 --> 21:11.001 -but you have a really shitty memory. -(baby fussing) 21:11.085 --> 21:13.919 Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah. Okay. 21:14.001 --> 21:16.168 -Good morning. -Yeah, hi. 21:16.251 --> 21:19.126 Aww, okay. Yeah? 21:20.669 --> 21:22.335 (phone chimes) 21:23.293 --> 21:26.835 Oh, Bryan's stuck in traffic with the boys. 21:26.919 --> 21:29.251 He should be here soon. Look. 21:29.335 --> 21:31.251 -(laughing): They are so cute! -The Guy: Aw. 21:31.335 --> 21:32.835 They have their heads shaved! 21:32.919 --> 21:34.669 Oh yeah, in solidarity. 21:34.752 --> 21:36.835 Did... Did Bryan shave his head? 21:38.335 --> 21:39.960 No? 21:40.043 --> 21:41.377 -Oh, insecure man. -That's right. 21:41.460 --> 21:42.919 You gotta get on the train, man. 21:43.001 --> 21:45.960 It's just people who come here from all over the world 21:46.043 --> 21:48.085 to meet with this one specialist. 21:48.168 --> 21:52.752 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah, and everybody is so gentle and quiet. 21:52.835 --> 21:54.293 It's actually very, very nice. 21:54.377 --> 21:56.669 -I mean, I'm so glad you guys found him. -I know, right? 21:56.752 --> 21:59.669 -Bryan: Hey! Bruh! -Sarah: Hi! 21:59.752 --> 22:01.043 -The Guy: Hey! -What's up? 22:01.126 --> 22:02.835 -Good to see you, man! -Nice to see you! 22:02.919 --> 22:04.919 Bryan: How's it going? Hey, Lo! Come here. 22:05.001 --> 22:07.126 -Oh, yeah. -Oh, hey! 22:07.210 --> 22:09.043 -Hey, Lo! -Yeah. 22:09.126 --> 22:11.919 Hey, remember, we gotta pick up that medicine from the fridge to keep at Ronald. 22:12.001 --> 22:13.377 Oh yeah, got it. I almost lost 22:13.460 --> 22:15.502 a bottle of medicine that cost... (whispers): $10,000. 22:15.585 --> 22:17.001 -Yeah. A lot. -Uh-oh. 22:17.085 --> 22:18.835 (laughing): A lot. Yeah. 22:18.919 --> 22:20.585 Uh, listen, this was great. 22:20.669 --> 22:23.001 I really enjoyed getting to hang out with this little bro. 22:23.085 --> 22:25.669 -Yeah, you meet my friend here, Lo? -Yeah. 22:25.752 --> 22:27.794 What do you think? He still smell like pickles? 22:27.877 --> 22:30.919 -Bro, bro. -(laughing): Sorry. 22:31.001 --> 22:33.210 -(laughing) -A little bit? A little bit? 22:33.293 --> 22:34.919 -All right, all right. -Smells like pickles a little bit? 22:35.001 --> 22:37.627 That is an open wound. You can't just pour salt like that. 22:37.710 --> 22:40.877 -I know, yeah. -Listen, I want to help out. Whatever I can do. 22:40.960 --> 22:43.794 We're gonna put the boys down at Ronald and then we'll go out. 22:43.877 --> 22:45.335 'Cause I can also come to Ronald. 22:45.418 --> 22:47.669 -It's not a problem at all. -Bro. 22:47.752 --> 22:49.210 -All right, well-- -We're gonna go out. 22:49.293 --> 22:50.502 You wanna get something to eat? 22:50.585 --> 22:52.752 (all laughing) 22:52.835 --> 22:55.335 Payback! Sucka! 22:55.418 --> 22:57.627 Yeah, that was cool. What'd you think of that, Logan? 22:57.710 --> 22:59.126 Oh, he liked it. 22:59.210 --> 23:00.502 -(laughing) -Is this illegal? 23:00.585 --> 23:03.960 (bells tolling) 23:06.251 --> 23:07.835 Bruh. 23:07.919 --> 23:10.377 -Bruh. -Bruh. 23:10.460 --> 23:12.710 -Marlboro Lights, huh? -Mm-hmm. 23:12.794 --> 23:14.293 You used to smoke Camels. 23:16.335 --> 23:18.835 It's whatever. I don't really care. 23:18.919 --> 23:20.502 Want some of this? 23:21.794 --> 23:25.126 -Cop's right there. -Hospital's right there. 23:26.710 --> 23:28.335 So what do you want to do, bruh? 23:29.752 --> 23:31.585 -Anything. -(laughing) 23:31.669 --> 23:34.669 -You decide. Whatever you want. -All right. 23:34.752 --> 23:37.794 Wanna take a cab or subway? 23:39.251 --> 23:41.001 None of the "abruhve." 23:41.085 --> 23:43.919 One for me, one for you. 23:44.001 --> 23:46.585 -I don't have a bike. -Oh, that's not a problem, bruh. 23:50.919 --> 23:53.126 (both laughing) 23:58.752 --> 24:00.752 -Look at that! -Whoa. 24:00.835 --> 24:03.627 That's SummerStage. Free concerts. 24:03.710 --> 24:06.418 -(bikes rattling) -Both: Whoa! 24:06.502 --> 24:09.460 -(voices vibrating) -Oh, yeah, bruh. 24:12.168 --> 24:14.794 -(laughing) -Oh! 24:16.835 --> 24:18.585 -Ah! -I got it back. 24:18.669 --> 24:22.794 Oh, man, it feels like a hundred miles an hour. 24:22.877 --> 24:25.502 It's one of the best fucking feelings. 24:25.585 --> 24:28.043 It's really one of the best feelings. 24:31.502 --> 24:33.877 -This is really nice, man. -Yeah. 24:36.669 --> 24:39.085 Bryan: Come on, bruh. Bruh, bruh. 24:39.168 --> 24:40.543 Both: Uh-oh. 24:41.543 --> 24:43.627 No, bruh. The other way. 24:43.710 --> 24:44.960 (laughing) 24:45.043 --> 24:46.669 -(horns honking) -Watch out. 24:46.752 --> 24:48.960 Bryan: Almost hit a pothole. (laughing) 24:49.043 --> 24:50.168 Speed: And here we have members of 24:50.251 --> 24:52.126 every habitable continent in the world 24:52.210 --> 24:55.919 taking photographs of Central Perk from the sitcom, Friends, 24:56.001 --> 24:59.960 another living art installation in time, a complicated punchline 25:00.043 --> 25:03.543 spun by this complicated comedian, New York City. 25:03.627 --> 25:06.418 One of the great recent landmarks to land in Greenwich Village, 25:06.502 --> 25:11.126 uh, the wonderful bondage birdhouse up and right. 25:11.210 --> 25:13.335 Marie's Crisis Cafe to your left, 25:13.418 --> 25:16.669 a bohemian restaurant with live piano music since 1929. 25:16.752 --> 25:20.502 I cannot recommend the sing-a-long enough. 25:28.585 --> 25:30.418 (boat horns blare) 25:31.251 --> 25:33.835 So the sun's that way. 25:33.919 --> 25:35.919 -I guess I fucked it up. -Yeah. 25:36.001 --> 25:39.669 This is not a sunset, bruh. It's all right. 25:39.752 --> 25:42.418 It's nice, it's nice. 25:50.835 --> 25:52.460 (phone bloops) 25:55.335 --> 25:56.960 Aah, shit. 25:58.293 --> 26:00.043 Sarah's freaking out. I gotta go. 26:00.126 --> 26:03.168 -Oh, no! -It's all right, it's all right. 26:03.251 --> 26:05.043 -Thanks, man. -If you need anything... 26:05.126 --> 26:06.752 No, I'm good. Do you want your helmet? 26:06.835 --> 26:08.210 No, that's your, bro. 26:08.293 --> 26:10.210 -Good. -It folds pancake-flat. 26:10.293 --> 26:11.919 Put it in your suitcase. 26:12.001 --> 26:14.210 I'm gonna need it. Probably get hit by a car on the way home. 26:14.293 --> 26:17.335 Shut up, dude. That's not funny. 26:17.418 --> 26:19.168 Bryan. 26:22.627 --> 26:25.919 Your family's beautiful. 26:26.001 --> 26:28.210 Thanks, man. 26:28.293 --> 26:30.585 You turned out pretty good too, man. 26:30.669 --> 26:32.126 Maybe so. 26:34.835 --> 26:36.210 I love you. 26:37.335 --> 26:38.669 Bruh. 26:39.669 --> 26:41.418 I love you, too, bruh. 26:41.502 --> 26:44.126 -Thanks for the sunset. -Yeah. 26:44.210 --> 26:46.168 -See ya, bruh. -Later, bruh. 26:55.627 --> 26:57.835 (boat horn blares) 26:58.835 --> 27:00.377 (phone chimes) 27:22.543 --> 27:26.669 Speed: I suppose if I had an essential goal on the cruise right now, 27:26.752 --> 27:31.168 it would be to exhibit the fact that I'm thrilled to be alive 27:31.251 --> 27:33.627 and to still be respected. 27:33.710 --> 27:37.794 I suppose the soulful or the Buddhist out there might ask, 27:37.877 --> 27:39.794 "Why do you need respect from others? 27:39.877 --> 27:42.460 "The thrill to be alive, that's your own business. 27:42.543 --> 27:44.502 You can do that in your living room." 27:44.585 --> 27:48.126 But that's not what the cruise is for me. 27:48.210 --> 27:49.919 The cruise is about the searching 27:50.001 --> 27:52.460 for everything worthwhile in existence. 27:54.001 --> 27:57.293 I mean, I will appreciate the beauty of a flower, 27:57.377 --> 28:00.543 and then likewise, I will stand exhibitionistic 28:00.627 --> 28:03.210 and have the flower appreciate the beauty of me. 28:03.293 --> 28:06.460 Well, that's how I feel about cruising right now. 28:06.543 --> 28:09.168 And I would say having a quote, unquote, 28:09.251 --> 28:12.043 "intimate love affair" with a flower 28:12.126 --> 28:14.627 is far more psychotic and riveting 28:14.710 --> 28:17.669 than having an "intimate love affair," quote, unquote, 28:17.752 --> 28:21.835 with some of the banal creatures of the human race. 28:21.919 --> 28:24.377 Although, I'd be into that, too. 28:27.085 --> 28:28.752 Yeah, I don't know... 28:30.794 --> 28:33.043 ♪ You've gotta do what's right ♪ 28:33.126 --> 28:34.418 If you ask me... 28:34.502 --> 28:39.418 ♪ In your city tonight ♪ 28:39.502 --> 28:43.877 ♪ Someone's alone ♪ 28:52.460 --> 28:57.794 ♪ Reach out your hands to the one alone ♪ 28:57.877 --> 29:01.835 ♪ In your city tonight ♪ 29:03.043 --> 29:06.502 ♪ You've gotta do what's right ♪ 29:06.585 --> 29:09.710 ♪ In your city tonight ♪ 29:09.794 --> 29:15.251 ♪ Someone's alone, someone's alone ♪ 29:15.335 --> 29:18.502 ♪ In your city ♪ 29:37.293 --> 29:42.960 ♪ Someone's alone, someone's alone ♪ 29:43.043 --> 29:46.877 ♪ In your city tonight ♪ 29:48.001 --> 29:51.418 ♪ You've gotta do what's right ♪ 29:51.502 --> 29:54.585 ♪ In the city ♪ 29:54.669 --> 30:00.126 ♪ Reach out your hands to the one alone ♪ 30:00.210 --> 30:03.043 ♪ In your city ♪ 30:03.126 --> 30:08.126 ♪ Reach out your hands to the one alone ♪ 30:08.210 --> 30:12.585 ♪ In the city, in the city, in the city ♪