WEBVTT 00:05.985 --> 00:07.153 [Velma] Previously on Velma... 00:07.236 --> 00:08.946 Oh, no, Dad! I need you to believe me 00:09.029 --> 00:10.740 that Mom was kidnapped, or I'm gonna die! 00:10.823 --> 00:15.286 Okay, okay, I believe you, I swear! I believe you. 00:15.369 --> 00:18.831 You're weird, sure, but you're also sweet and amazing, 00:18.914 --> 00:20.624 and deserve to be treated well. 00:20.708 --> 00:23.461 Anyone who makes you feel like you need a crown to prove that 00:23.544 --> 00:25.129 is the monster, Norville. 00:26.714 --> 00:28.299 Oh! Damn, girl. 00:28.382 --> 00:31.635 How'd you get all that ass in those little slacks? 00:31.719 --> 00:33.971 -[breathing ominously] -Ahhh! 00:34.054 --> 00:35.806 We have found a pattern. 00:35.890 --> 00:36.807 [crowd gasps] 00:36.891 --> 00:40.019 Each of the victims is hot. 00:40.102 --> 00:41.437 -[man] Wow. -[woman] Oh! 00:41.520 --> 00:43.272 Well, I wasn't able to convince the town 00:43.355 --> 00:45.816 to keep a curfew to protect them from the serial killer. 00:45.900 --> 00:47.234 But it won't matter. 00:47.318 --> 00:49.111 Now that you have the serial killer's cellphone, 00:49.195 --> 00:51.864 I know you're gonna catch him and find your mom. 00:58.162 --> 00:59.997 I'm not going to school. I'm not going to school. 01:00.080 --> 01:03.292 From the moment Daphne and I met, it was special. 01:03.375 --> 01:04.251 [chimes tinkling] 01:07.755 --> 01:09.590 Get outta here, you old bag! 01:09.673 --> 01:12.259 We had other friends, but they were like granola bars, 01:12.343 --> 01:14.011 only there for emergencies. 01:14.094 --> 01:15.513 -[all singing] ♪ Happy birthday ♪ -Let's go, Daph. 01:15.596 --> 01:17.264 ♪ To you ♪ 01:19.225 --> 01:20.935 -[school bell rings] -Sure. We had hit a bumpy patch 01:21.018 --> 01:23.103 when my mom disappeared and Daphne got hot. 01:23.187 --> 01:24.605 [all laughing] 01:24.688 --> 01:25.940 Let's go, Daph. 01:26.023 --> 01:27.900 -I'm Norville. -You are who I say you are. 01:27.983 --> 01:29.527 But after almost dying together, 01:29.610 --> 01:31.946 and nabbing the serial killer's cellphone at Fog Fest, 01:32.029 --> 01:35.991 it felt like we were finally back to the way things were meant to be. 01:36.075 --> 01:37.201 Daphne. 01:37.284 --> 01:39.036 Thelma, can you help me find Fred? 01:39.119 --> 01:42.039 He's missing, and I know your people are great at tracking. 01:42.122 --> 01:45.000 Sorry, I'm busy. And I've told you, I'm not Navajo. 01:45.084 --> 01:46.293 Let's go, Daph. 01:48.712 --> 01:49.880 I'm really glad 01:49.964 --> 01:51.340 -we're finally friends again. -Same. 01:53.300 --> 01:55.886 Oh, my God, I'm so mad, we're friends again! 01:55.970 --> 01:58.055 [voice echoing] We're gonna die down here, Daphne. 01:58.138 --> 02:00.683 And it's all your fault! 02:05.646 --> 02:07.273 [Daphne] What? 02:07.356 --> 02:09.733 You are the reason we're pinned by a rock in this ravine! 02:09.817 --> 02:11.861 If we die, it's your fault! 02:11.944 --> 02:14.405 My fault? Nothing is ever my fault! 02:14.488 --> 02:15.364 [groaning] 02:18.492 --> 02:21.912 Okay, Daphne, if you were a serial killer, what would your password be? 02:21.996 --> 02:26.083 I've tried "mustache fan", "I took the red pill", and "van owner." 02:26.166 --> 02:27.334 -[typing on phone] -Daphne? 02:27.418 --> 02:29.086 -Daphne! -[message alert chimes] 02:29.170 --> 02:31.255 What have I told you about texting during my times of need? 02:31.338 --> 02:33.048 It's nothing. Relax. 02:35.342 --> 02:37.720 Hey, you two knuckleheads claim to be cops. 02:37.803 --> 02:39.638 Can you hack the serial killer's phone? 02:39.722 --> 02:43.183 Unfortunately, without proof that's the serial killer's phone, 02:43.267 --> 02:44.560 our hands are tied. 02:44.643 --> 02:46.437 But Daphne can definitely help. 02:46.520 --> 02:48.272 She has phone hacking experience 02:48.355 --> 02:51.108 -from "The Incident." -Mom! 02:51.191 --> 02:52.610 "The Incident?" What's that? 02:52.693 --> 02:54.862 In my family, "The Incident" refers to the time 02:54.945 --> 02:57.156 my mom danced with a male waiter on a cruise. 02:57.239 --> 02:59.783 "The Incident?" [chuckles nervously] Oh, it was literally nothing. 02:59.867 --> 03:02.620 Oh, wow, look at all those homeless people. 03:02.703 --> 03:03.996 Each one, a different story. 03:04.079 --> 03:06.040 Uh, if it was literally nothing, 03:06.123 --> 03:07.625 why are you changing the subject? 03:07.708 --> 03:10.044 [chuckles nervously] I'm not changing the subject. 03:10.127 --> 03:13.881 But wouldn't you agree that the strongest use of flashbacks on TV, 03:13.964 --> 03:17.343 is when one character's flashback is intercut with another's 03:17.426 --> 03:19.511 to eventually combine in the present storyline? 03:19.595 --> 03:21.889 [gasps] You are totally changing the subject. 03:21.972 --> 03:23.641 You are, Daphne. 03:23.724 --> 03:26.727 But it's interesting. You're saying if this was a flashback 03:26.810 --> 03:29.521 in your point of view, in order for it to be earned, 03:29.605 --> 03:32.358 we'd have to cut to... I don't know, Fred? 03:32.441 --> 03:33.984 Exactly. 03:34.068 --> 03:36.111 I like it when they use a title card with the character's name 03:36.195 --> 03:38.030 when they cut to a different flashback. 03:38.113 --> 03:39.490 Now, that feels lazy. 03:39.573 --> 03:41.784 It's stylized. It's Tarantino. 03:41.867 --> 03:42.952 What is "The Incident?" 03:46.830 --> 03:48.916 Whoa, where... Where am I? 03:50.376 --> 03:52.002 Hey, let me out! 03:52.086 --> 03:53.921 My parents will never pay ransom. 03:54.004 --> 03:57.174 They thanked the North Koreans when they kidnapped my brother. 03:57.257 --> 03:58.300 [Brenda] Fred? 03:58.384 --> 03:59.802 Is that you? 03:59.885 --> 04:03.806 Brenda? But I was at your funeral. I got so wasted. 04:03.889 --> 04:07.226 [Krista] It's not just Brenda, Fred. Lola and I are here too. 04:07.309 --> 04:10.145 Typical, even now, Brenda has to be the center of attention. 04:10.229 --> 04:12.064 [Brenda] Oh, not this shit again, Krista. 04:12.147 --> 04:13.691 [Lola] Guys, stop fighting. 04:13.774 --> 04:16.235 No boy is worth sloshing your goo over. 04:16.318 --> 04:19.363 -Ahhh! [groans] -[thuds] 04:19.446 --> 04:22.700 I still say it's more seamless without the title card. 04:22.783 --> 04:25.953 And I still say my old job as a television executive 04:26.036 --> 04:28.789 makes me worried audiences won't be able to follow it. 04:28.872 --> 04:32.710 Hey, is that the black light from the Halloween we went as a sexy crime scene? 04:32.793 --> 04:34.420 I'm still technically grounded for that. 04:34.503 --> 04:36.171 Yep. My moms use it to criticize 04:36.255 --> 04:37.881 how well the other one cleaned the bathroom. 04:37.965 --> 04:40.050 But we can use the light to tell which numbers 04:40.134 --> 04:42.803 the serial killer presses most often, by the smudges. 04:42.886 --> 04:45.431 Ah-ha! So you did hack into someone's phone. 04:45.514 --> 04:47.391 Wait. Was "The Incident" me? 04:47.474 --> 04:49.184 -No. -Mmm. 04:49.268 --> 04:52.229 [sighs] But a while back, I was low-key obsessed with someone. 04:52.312 --> 04:55.983 I lost my mind for a hot second and hacked their phone to see if they liked me. 04:56.066 --> 04:57.276 They didn't. End of story. 04:57.359 --> 04:59.028 Oh, so, like me and Neil deGrasse Tyson. 04:59.111 --> 05:01.321 That's all you had to say. But who the hell was it? 05:01.405 --> 05:02.781 Velma, focus. 05:02.865 --> 05:06.201 Opening this phone is the key to finding your mom. 05:06.285 --> 05:08.704 [Velma gasps] The password is one, two, three, four. 05:08.787 --> 05:11.081 Yeesh, is the serial killer my grandpa? 05:11.165 --> 05:12.541 [typing] 05:12.624 --> 05:14.001 Shoot, he was careful. 05:14.084 --> 05:16.378 No messages, no mail, no nudes. 05:16.462 --> 05:18.630 Wait. He accidentally took a photo in the woods. 05:18.714 --> 05:20.090 [Daphne] That's Mount Crystal. 05:20.174 --> 05:21.842 This is huge. We're going there tomorrow. 05:21.925 --> 05:24.178 And on the car trip, you will tell me about "The Incident" 05:24.261 --> 05:26.638 while I will either laugh or scream at you. 05:26.722 --> 05:28.098 [sighs] Fine. 05:28.182 --> 05:30.100 -[message alert chimes] -[gasps] Wait, hold on. 05:30.184 --> 05:31.643 [Velma] Who do you keep texting? 05:31.727 --> 05:33.729 It's no one. Don't worry about it. 05:33.812 --> 05:34.646 Hmm. 05:40.778 --> 05:42.780 [Fred] Y... You're alive? 05:42.863 --> 05:44.823 -How? -[Krista] All we know, 05:44.907 --> 05:47.159 is that whoever took us plans to put our brains in someone else. 05:47.242 --> 05:49.244 Oh, my God, Velma was wrong. 05:49.328 --> 05:51.997 The ghost of Edna Perdue is back to finish her work. 05:52.081 --> 05:54.792 -[stuttering] Ghost? -[stuttering] Velma? 05:54.875 --> 05:57.628 Has the absence of our popularity left such a void, 05:57.711 --> 06:00.297 you're now hanging out with Velma? 06:00.380 --> 06:01.882 Uh, no. 06:01.965 --> 06:04.134 [sighs in relief] You going from Daphne to Velma 06:04.218 --> 06:07.638 is worse than going from a beloved cartoon to a playful reimagining. 06:07.721 --> 06:11.183 Totally, right? Though Daphne and I did break up. 06:11.266 --> 06:12.559 Well, isn't that perfect? 06:12.643 --> 06:14.603 Fred Jones is finally single, 06:14.686 --> 06:16.688 and here I am, just a brain. 06:16.772 --> 06:18.857 I'd actually say it is perfect. 06:18.941 --> 06:22.694 Because I just learned the hottest part of a woman is her brain. 06:22.778 --> 06:24.947 -Oh, did you? -Yes, Brenda. 06:25.030 --> 06:27.658 [blows] Or should I call you Brain-da? 06:27.741 --> 06:29.910 Jeez, get a jar, you two. 06:29.993 --> 06:31.495 -[knocking] -Daphne, come on. 06:31.578 --> 06:33.497 It's time to go look for the serial killer in the woods. 06:33.580 --> 06:35.958 And yes, saying that out loud for the first time, 06:36.041 --> 06:37.876 it sounds like a terrible idea. But... 06:37.960 --> 06:41.505 Hey, Velma, look. I'm sorry it's so last minute, 06:41.588 --> 06:43.090 but I can't go. 06:43.173 --> 06:44.883 What? Why not? 06:44.967 --> 06:47.678 I brought your favorite snacks, water, and pictures of Tom Holland. 06:47.761 --> 06:48.887 Now let's go, Daph. 06:48.971 --> 06:49.888 [suspenseful music plays] 06:51.014 --> 06:52.558 Olive? What are you doing here? 06:52.641 --> 06:54.143 And the only answer I'll accept 06:54.226 --> 06:56.353 is using your long ass arms to change light bulbs. 06:56.436 --> 06:58.522 Today, Olive and I are taking pictures 06:58.605 --> 07:02.359 for the sexy calendar we sell to fight discrimination against hot girls. 07:02.442 --> 07:04.570 -What? -Without our tireless work, 07:04.653 --> 07:06.738 beautiful actresses would never have the chance 07:06.822 --> 07:08.782 to win awards playing unattractive women. 07:08.866 --> 07:10.367 I was gonna tell you last night, 07:10.450 --> 07:11.994 but after you heard about "The Incident," 07:12.077 --> 07:14.246 -I was worried you'd freak out. -Freak out? 07:14.329 --> 07:15.956 I'm famously chill about everything. 07:16.039 --> 07:16.957 -[grunts] -[shatters] 07:17.040 --> 07:18.542 Why would I care 07:18.625 --> 07:20.169 if the night after I learned you were obsessed with someone 07:20.252 --> 07:22.379 you wanna play Terry Richardson with Olive? 07:22.462 --> 07:24.756 Wait, hold on. Was Olive "The Incident?" 07:24.840 --> 07:27.885 Velma, we can talk about this when you get back. I have to go. 07:27.968 --> 07:30.804 This is my long ass arm saying goodbye. 07:30.888 --> 07:32.973 Come on, Daph. For May, let's try a picture 07:33.056 --> 07:35.392 where I'm only wearing flowers on my privates. 07:35.475 --> 07:36.602 [Daphne] Shh! Let's discuss inside. 07:36.685 --> 07:38.061 Ahhh! Ahhh! 07:38.145 --> 07:39.521 Velma, what's happening? 07:39.605 --> 07:41.481 I'm having a deadly hallucination. 07:41.565 --> 07:43.358 I thought those were over! 07:43.442 --> 07:45.861 Me, too. Being so close to finding my mom must have triggered it. 07:45.944 --> 07:47.696 But go shoot your calendar. 07:47.779 --> 07:49.907 I'm sure I won't have another one in the woods and die all alone. 07:49.990 --> 07:51.700 [groans] 07:51.783 --> 07:54.119 And that's why this is your fault, Velma. You're so possessive, 07:54.203 --> 07:57.915 you faked a hallucination just to keep me from hanging out with Olive. 07:57.998 --> 08:00.834 No, no. This isn't Velma's fault, Daphne. 08:00.918 --> 08:02.169 It's Norville's. 08:04.004 --> 08:06.089 Yeah, Daphne, this is Norville fault. 08:06.173 --> 08:08.175 But just to be clear, how exactly? 08:08.258 --> 08:10.344 It started when we got home from Fog Fest. 08:14.014 --> 08:16.266 -[Gigi] Mmm. -[kissing] 08:16.350 --> 08:17.434 Well, I should go. 08:17.517 --> 08:19.102 Your father likes to tail me home, 08:19.186 --> 08:21.188 and I don't wanna keep him up too late. 08:21.271 --> 08:23.148 My parents are actually out of town. 08:23.232 --> 08:26.568 So, could you be a gentleman and unzip me? 08:26.652 --> 08:28.278 Oh, say no more. 08:28.362 --> 08:29.947 I do this for my mom all the time, 08:30.030 --> 08:31.698 now that she's perimenopausal and constantly bloats. 08:31.782 --> 08:33.450 Goodbye to her reproductive years, 08:33.533 --> 08:35.994 but hello to womanhood's beautiful final chapter. 08:37.204 --> 08:39.039 -You're good. -Mmm. 08:39.122 --> 08:40.916 [message alert chimes] 08:40.999 --> 08:44.670 Wait. Gigi, Is your cabin up by Mount Crystal empty? 08:44.753 --> 08:46.713 Maybe. Why? 08:46.797 --> 08:47.881 No reason. 08:47.965 --> 08:50.300 Well then, you better go rest up. 08:50.384 --> 08:51.969 You, too. 08:52.052 --> 08:54.221 The last thing we want are canker sores from a lack of sleep. 08:58.100 --> 09:00.185 Olive, I'm sure Fred hasn't gone missing. 09:00.269 --> 09:03.397 He probably just got stuck in his gold pajamas again. 09:08.819 --> 09:11.488 -[explodes] -Damn it! Not again. 09:11.571 --> 09:12.489 [steaming] 09:12.572 --> 09:14.032 I told you to poke holes in it. 09:14.116 --> 09:15.826 Why am I such an idiot? 09:15.909 --> 09:17.244 I'll never make it as a brain. 09:17.327 --> 09:19.579 My parents always say it's my worst attribute. 09:19.663 --> 09:22.291 You'll be fine, Fred. And there's a lot of upside. 09:22.374 --> 09:25.627 Like, you'll never have to touch an old person again. 09:25.711 --> 09:26.837 Thanks, babe. 09:26.920 --> 09:29.506 And maybe one day we can connect our jars, 09:29.589 --> 09:31.842 like one of those hamster houses. 09:31.925 --> 09:33.343 I'd like that. 09:33.427 --> 09:35.178 But do you think what we're feeling is real, 09:35.262 --> 09:38.348 or are we just making the best out of a terrible situation? 09:38.432 --> 09:40.809 Like, when I got a tan at my grandma's funeral? 09:40.892 --> 09:42.394 I honestly don't know. 09:42.477 --> 09:44.146 But it sure seems real. 09:44.229 --> 09:45.355 Seems real? 09:45.439 --> 09:47.149 I didn't ask if it seems real. 09:47.232 --> 09:49.359 I asked if it is real, Fred. 09:49.443 --> 09:51.361 You know what? Just put me back on the table. 09:51.445 --> 09:53.739 I can't believe I let you drink from my jar. 09:53.822 --> 09:54.948 [Gigi] Ahhh! 09:56.575 --> 09:59.036 Norville, what are they doing here? 09:59.119 --> 10:00.662 Hey, Daphne. Hey, Velma. 10:00.746 --> 10:02.914 Why wouldn't they be here? The woods belong to everybody, 10:02.998 --> 10:04.666 thank you very much, Teddy Roosevelt. 10:04.750 --> 10:08.003 But this was supposed to be a romantic getaway for two. 10:08.086 --> 10:08.962 [harp music playing] 10:10.630 --> 10:13.383 I have been hinting at this since we started dating. 10:13.467 --> 10:15.052 Hints? What hints? 10:15.636 --> 10:16.928 [kissing] 10:17.929 --> 10:19.514 -[screeching] -[grunts] 10:19.598 --> 10:21.683 You know, we don't have to sneak around. 10:21.767 --> 10:23.226 I have a cabin in the woods. 10:23.310 --> 10:25.187 -[crowd cheering] -[kissing] 10:25.270 --> 10:29.900 Ugh. Hey, so remember when I mentioned my cabin in the woods? 10:29.983 --> 10:31.610 [moaning] 10:31.693 --> 10:35.197 Norville, I wanna go with you to my cabin in the woods. 10:35.280 --> 10:36.490 I'll go. 10:36.573 --> 10:38.492 I thought you were bragging. 10:38.575 --> 10:41.536 My parents have a timeshare near Area 51, but I feel tacky mentioning it. 10:41.620 --> 10:43.914 Okay, but then why did you wanna use my cabin? 10:43.997 --> 10:45.540 We're looking for the serial killer. 10:45.624 --> 10:47.417 There was a picture of Mount Crystal on his phone. 10:47.501 --> 10:49.753 Hold up. The serial killer is near my cabin, 10:49.836 --> 10:54.174 and you didn't tell me, the hottest remaining girl at the school? 10:54.257 --> 10:56.093 I wasn't expecting you to be here. 10:56.176 --> 10:59.137 Also, for what it's worth, Daphne is technically hotter. 10:59.221 --> 11:01.890 You just have a mildly better personality. 11:01.973 --> 11:03.475 [sighs in exasperation] 11:03.558 --> 11:06.603 See? If Norville could take a hint or read a signal, 11:06.686 --> 11:10.273 we wouldn't be stuck here like a 127 Hours reboot 11:10.357 --> 11:11.775 with a bigger, more diverse cast 11:11.858 --> 11:13.276 that old people will gripe about. 11:13.360 --> 11:15.821 Fine. I might not be great at reading signals, 11:15.904 --> 11:18.782 but I am great at sending them from my emergency homing beacon. 11:18.865 --> 11:20.283 -Everyone cheer for Norville. -[beeping] 11:20.367 --> 11:21.660 -[helicopter blades whirring] -[Gigi] Whoo-hoo! 11:21.743 --> 11:23.912 -Yay, Norville! -[Velma] Yeah! 11:23.995 --> 11:25.414 [woman] Falcon Two has visuals. 11:25.497 --> 11:27.040 Preparing to lower for extraction 11:27.124 --> 11:28.959 [man over radio] Copy that, Falcon Two. 11:29.042 --> 11:31.211 But we need you to abort mission and return to base. 11:31.294 --> 11:32.546 Abort mission? 11:32.629 --> 11:34.589 Sir, if we don't pull these kids out right now, 11:34.673 --> 11:36.425 they won't live through the night. 11:36.508 --> 11:38.552 [man over radio] That's a risk we'll have to take. 11:38.635 --> 11:41.179 Fred Jones, the son of a wealthy white family, has gone missing. 11:41.263 --> 11:44.808 All local units are being diverted to the search, effective immediately. 11:44.891 --> 11:48.812 Sir, when I became a helicopter rescue person, I took an oath. 11:48.895 --> 11:50.814 And I'd rather die than break it. 11:52.107 --> 11:53.608 -Yay! -[all cheering] 11:53.692 --> 11:56.695 Have any of you seen Fred Jones? 11:56.778 --> 11:57.946 What? No. 12:00.949 --> 12:02.826 That tracks. 12:02.909 --> 12:05.871 [sighs] Okay, guys, since it looks like this really might be the end, 12:05.954 --> 12:07.998 I have a confession to make. 12:08.081 --> 12:08.999 [sighs] 12:09.082 --> 12:10.625 This is all Daphne's fault. 12:10.709 --> 12:12.043 Velma, stop. 12:12.127 --> 12:13.378 We have to figure out how to get out of here. 12:13.462 --> 12:14.713 We don't have time for another-- 12:17.924 --> 12:19.885 It's embarrassing, Norville! 12:19.968 --> 12:21.928 How is it embarrassing to be considered the second hottest girl in school? 12:22.012 --> 12:23.597 Well, third, if you throw in my mom. 12:23.680 --> 12:26.183 -Hey, maybe we should go? -[crunching] 12:26.266 --> 12:29.186 This is super juicy, but live streaming it will drain my battery. 12:29.269 --> 12:31.271 And I'm only here for your hallucinations anyway. 12:31.354 --> 12:33.940 Hallucinations? Well, Velma doesn't have those anymore. 12:34.024 --> 12:36.359 I mean, you wouldn't know it, given how tired and puffy she still looks, 12:36.443 --> 12:39.029 -but that's all sodium intake. -I knew you were lying. 12:39.112 --> 12:40.989 You slept the whole car ride here. 12:41.072 --> 12:43.366 It was like sitting in the front row of a dolphin show. 12:43.450 --> 12:45.118 I'm sorry, but can you blame me? 12:45.202 --> 12:46.786 Just when we finally reconnect, 12:46.870 --> 12:49.206 I learn you have some other friend you're obsessed with. 12:49.289 --> 12:50.957 -Ugh. -[Velma] Where are you going? 12:51.041 --> 12:52.751 There is a serial killer in the woods. 12:52.834 --> 12:55.879 Or worse, a celebrity doing a social media cleanse. 12:55.962 --> 12:57.714 I don't care. 12:57.797 --> 13:00.383 I'm so mad at you for lying, I'm walking to town to find Wi-Fi, 13:00.467 --> 13:02.219 and even if I don't find it, 13:02.302 --> 13:07.474 I would rather call an actual taxi from a stranger's landline 13:07.557 --> 13:09.142 than spend one more second with you. 13:09.226 --> 13:11.269 -[gasps] -That makes two of us. 13:11.353 --> 13:15.273 I cannot believe I wore edible underwear for this. 13:15.357 --> 13:16.983 -[door slams] -Do you think they'll be okay? 13:17.067 --> 13:19.361 And did Gigi mention if there's more edible underwear? 13:19.444 --> 13:21.613 -I'm starving. -They'll be fine. 13:21.696 --> 13:23.281 Well, Daphne will be at least. 13:23.365 --> 13:25.784 Is that a joke? Daphne is too pale for the outdoors. 13:25.867 --> 13:27.994 Her skin crisps like a rotisserie chicken. 13:28.078 --> 13:30.956 No, she's fine because she's alone with Gigi. 13:31.039 --> 13:33.208 Apparently, before you and Daphne reconnected, 13:33.291 --> 13:34.918 or whatever it is you guys are doing, 13:35.001 --> 13:37.379 Daphne had a thing for Gigi. She even hacked her phone. 13:37.462 --> 13:40.799 Wait, so the incident wasn't Olive, it was Gigi? 13:40.882 --> 13:44.219 [gasps] Oh, no. And I just drove Daphne right into her arms. 13:44.302 --> 13:47.097 Velma, come on. I think you're overreacting. 13:47.764 --> 13:49.266 Oh, my God! 13:49.349 --> 13:52.519 For the first time in your life, you weren't reacting enough. 13:52.602 --> 13:54.354 -What's going on here? -Velma, stop! 13:54.437 --> 13:56.523 Gigi said there was a cave down in that ravine, 13:56.606 --> 13:59.943 so we came out to try and see if that's where the serial killer was hiding. 14:00.026 --> 14:02.696 But then the outcropping started to break off under our weight. 14:02.779 --> 14:04.239 Your weight? Please. 14:04.322 --> 14:06.783 Legally, both of you should still be in car seats. 14:06.866 --> 14:08.118 -[cracking] -[rumbling] 14:08.201 --> 14:09.119 [all screaming] 14:11.705 --> 14:13.915 [all thudding and screaming] 14:13.999 --> 14:16.001 -[thudding] -[Daphne] Ahhh! 14:16.084 --> 14:18.378 Oh, my God, I'm so mad, we're friends again! 14:18.461 --> 14:21.590 [voice echoing] We're gonna die down here, Daphne. 14:21.673 --> 14:25.135 So Daphne's obsession with Gigi is why we're gonna die here, 14:25.218 --> 14:26.761 sitting in puddles of our own filth. 14:26.845 --> 14:29.431 I'm not in a puddle of my own filth. Are you guys? 14:31.808 --> 14:35.228 But more importantly, Daphne hasn't been obsessed with me for a year. 14:35.312 --> 14:38.273 Does no one read my blog, Gigi's Juicy Journey? 14:38.356 --> 14:41.776 It's true. I'm not obsessed with Gigi anymore. 14:41.860 --> 14:44.529 [sighs] But this is still all my fault. 14:44.613 --> 14:46.489 Wait, what? For reals? 14:46.573 --> 14:48.950 Because, honestly, I was really grasping at straws when I blamed you. 14:49.034 --> 14:50.410 No, it's my fault. 14:50.493 --> 14:52.412 I know you're possessive, Velma. 14:52.495 --> 14:55.498 But I've always said it's one of my favorite parts of our friendship. 14:55.582 --> 14:58.126 Said? Said to who? Was it Gigi? I'll kill her. 14:58.209 --> 15:00.003 Yes, I love that. 15:00.086 --> 15:03.423 I was abandoned by my parents, so I like feeling wanted. 15:03.506 --> 15:04.758 And when we stopped being friends, 15:04.841 --> 15:06.676 I tried to recreate what we had. 15:06.760 --> 15:09.596 But the only other person who's ever found me irreplaceable 15:09.679 --> 15:11.640 is the captain of my tug of war team. 15:11.723 --> 15:12.849 Why not tell me that? 15:12.932 --> 15:15.185 Because after all our ups and downs, 15:15.268 --> 15:17.979 it felt really good to see you jealous again last night. 15:18.063 --> 15:20.815 Hold on. You wanted me to get jealous and rage out? 15:20.899 --> 15:24.402 Yes, but I didn't expect you to lie about your hallucinations 15:24.486 --> 15:26.112 -just to drag me to the woods. -[rumbling] 15:26.196 --> 15:27.781 Help! The rock shifted. 15:27.864 --> 15:29.699 It feels like I'm flying Southwest. 15:29.783 --> 15:32.243 Wait, if the rock can move, one of us can wiggle out 15:32.327 --> 15:36.498 and to avoid issues of sizeism, it should be me. [grunting] 15:36.581 --> 15:38.375 Ahhh! Stop! 15:38.458 --> 15:39.668 Velma, it's too tight. 15:39.751 --> 15:42.462 One of us can get out, but only if 15:42.545 --> 15:45.090 we pick someone to be crushed to death. 15:45.173 --> 15:46.132 [suspenseful music playing] 15:48.510 --> 15:49.719 -[rumbling] -Ow! 15:49.803 --> 15:51.554 -Gigi, what are you doing? -I picked. 15:51.638 --> 15:54.766 This is Velma's fault, because everything crazy that happens 15:54.849 --> 15:56.393 is Velma's fault, Norville. 15:56.476 --> 15:58.728 -It's Daphne's fault, Norville. -It's Velma's fault. 15:58.812 --> 16:01.106 Interestingly, we're trapped in an actual fault. 16:01.189 --> 16:02.524 [all] Shut up, Norville! 16:02.607 --> 16:04.192 -[all grunting] -[rumbling] 16:07.487 --> 16:08.363 [all screaming] 16:12.826 --> 16:15.453 -[thudding] -[all groaning] 16:16.579 --> 16:18.081 [Velma gasps] Oh, no. 16:18.164 --> 16:20.041 Was that bathroom graffiti prediction about me right? 16:20.125 --> 16:21.334 Did I die and go to hell? 16:21.418 --> 16:23.753 No, from the look of these crystals 16:23.837 --> 16:25.630 and the smell of horny bats, 16:25.714 --> 16:28.258 this must be an extension of the Crystal Mines. 16:28.341 --> 16:30.677 The Crystal Mines? [gasps] Of course. 16:30.760 --> 16:33.930 That would explain how the serial killer moves around unseen. 16:34.013 --> 16:37.392 [gasps] And if he took a picture around here... Mom! 16:37.475 --> 16:38.977 Mom! [echoing] 16:39.060 --> 16:41.271 Velma, shush. Our fall caused structural damage. 16:41.354 --> 16:43.481 If we're not quiet, this whole place could collapse 16:43.565 --> 16:45.150 quicker than our tenuous friendships. 16:45.233 --> 16:46.651 [cracking and rumbling] 16:46.735 --> 16:48.319 -[screams] -[thuds] 16:48.403 --> 16:51.448 That's it. We're getting out of here right now, Norville. 16:51.531 --> 16:53.241 We need to have a little talk about us. 16:53.324 --> 16:54.617 About us? Why? 16:54.701 --> 16:57.954 You just saved Velma's life instead of mine! 16:59.789 --> 17:00.999 Hey, we're gonna head out. 17:03.501 --> 17:07.422 Look, I know it's dangerous to be in here, but I have to find my mom. 17:07.505 --> 17:10.550 And maybe we should have a little talk about us, too. 17:10.633 --> 17:12.510 And no changing the subject this time. 17:12.594 --> 17:16.514 Yeah, okay. But have we even discussed how the federal government 17:16.598 --> 17:18.933 just kind of admitted that there are aliens? 17:20.268 --> 17:21.686 -[rumbling] -[groaning] 17:21.770 --> 17:22.979 What was that? 17:23.062 --> 17:24.689 Oh, no. Krista, wake up. 17:24.773 --> 17:26.983 We fell asleep. I have to get you back on the table before-- 17:27.066 --> 17:28.693 [Brenda] What the hell? 17:28.777 --> 17:30.820 Krista, you hooked up with Fred? 17:30.904 --> 17:32.197 Fred said you broke up. 17:32.280 --> 17:35.408 Babies, hey. Freddie can explain. 17:35.492 --> 17:38.411 [Lola] And can you explain how you also hooked up with me, Fred? 17:38.495 --> 17:39.579 [Krista and Brenda] What? 17:39.662 --> 17:42.749 Yes, I can actually. 17:42.832 --> 17:45.460 Please don't be mad I manipulated you, Velma. 17:45.543 --> 17:47.003 I'm not mad. I'm shocked. 17:47.087 --> 17:49.047 You've always been the good one in our friendship. 17:49.130 --> 17:52.050 You don't laugh when I trip, even though I always laugh when you do. 17:52.133 --> 17:55.386 Well, then maybe we're both too messed up to be friends. 17:55.470 --> 17:57.013 It's clearly not working. 17:57.097 --> 17:58.765 [sighs] I think you're right. 18:00.391 --> 18:04.270 So, maybe it's time we tried being girlfriends. 18:04.354 --> 18:07.023 Girlfriends? Seriously? 18:07.107 --> 18:09.192 [Fred] I'm sorry. I'm a... I'm a flawed man. 18:09.275 --> 18:11.945 And that flaw is that I love too much. 18:12.028 --> 18:13.196 [both] Fred? 18:13.279 --> 18:14.113 -[grunts] -[thuds] 18:14.197 --> 18:15.990 [chuckles softly] 18:16.074 --> 18:19.369 You all mean so much to me because of this crazy shared experience. 18:19.452 --> 18:20.870 [sighs] So many memories. 18:20.954 --> 18:24.332 Lola's brain-ceanera, Krista's pregnancy scare... 18:24.415 --> 18:27.085 No matter what happens, we are bonded for life. 18:27.168 --> 18:29.838 And that's bound to lead to some relationship weirdness. 18:29.921 --> 18:34.259 We are the Fleetwood Mac of a guy trapped in a cave with some brains. 18:34.342 --> 18:37.262 Only, a landslide won't bring us down. 18:37.345 --> 18:41.724 Well, when you put it like that, maybe you're right, Fred. 18:41.808 --> 18:43.393 -[door creaking] -[Fred] Oh, no! 18:43.476 --> 18:46.062 The ghost of Edna Perdue has finally come for me. 18:46.146 --> 18:47.814 Eat brain, ghost. [grunts] 18:47.897 --> 18:49.440 -[Brenda screaming] -[clunks] 18:49.524 --> 18:51.776 -Velma? -Fred, what are you doing here? 18:51.860 --> 18:53.903 No time to explain. I'm free. 18:56.447 --> 18:59.033 [gasps] It's Brenda's brain. 18:59.117 --> 19:01.452 Yeah, bitch. And don't say it like it's more shocking 19:01.536 --> 19:03.663 than you hanging out with Velma again. 19:03.746 --> 19:04.914 -[gasps] -[thuds] 19:04.998 --> 19:07.166 Dry your tears, world. Fred is back! 19:07.250 --> 19:08.585 -[voice echoing] Back! -[rumbling] 19:08.668 --> 19:10.420 Oh, no! Now I have to yell louder 19:10.503 --> 19:12.714 to be heard over this collapsing cave. 19:12.797 --> 19:13.840 Help! 19:13.923 --> 19:14.799 [echoing] Help! 19:19.012 --> 19:20.597 Krista and Lola are here, too. 19:20.680 --> 19:22.599 We discovered the serial killer's lair. 19:22.682 --> 19:25.268 What do you mean, quote, "Discovered it?" 19:25.351 --> 19:26.769 We were already here. 19:26.853 --> 19:29.022 Yeah. Nice colonial mindset, Columbus. 19:29.105 --> 19:30.940 But how is this possible? 19:31.024 --> 19:33.109 Who would keep their brains alive? 19:33.193 --> 19:36.529 Not that I'm not super excited you're still around, ladies. 19:36.613 --> 19:37.989 [Velma] It's like what I said. 19:38.072 --> 19:40.575 Someone is trying to recreate Dr. Perdue's work. 19:40.658 --> 19:42.952 Which means... Brains, where's my mom? 19:43.036 --> 19:45.830 Indian woman. Lots of opinions on weight and personal hygiene. 19:45.914 --> 19:48.917 [Brenda] The only person we've seen is that freak in the welder's mask. 19:49.000 --> 19:52.128 What? But that's impossible. My mom has to be here. 19:52.211 --> 19:56.925 -[rumbling] -Guys, something's causing the cave to collapse! 19:57.008 --> 19:59.093 -[all screaming] -[Lola] This is what happens... 19:59.177 --> 20:00.678 [voice distorting] ...when you invite unpopular girls, like Velma 20:00.762 --> 20:01.679 -to a party. -[electrical buzzing] 20:01.763 --> 20:02.805 Velma, we have to go! 20:02.889 --> 20:04.515 You go. Take the brains. 20:04.599 --> 20:07.018 I know my mom is here and I'm not leaving until I find her. 20:07.101 --> 20:08.019 Oh, God. 20:10.521 --> 20:12.106 Velma, you'll never make it. 20:12.190 --> 20:14.484 You can barely clear a jump rope. 20:14.567 --> 20:17.487 Leave the brains. They wouldn't save you. Trust me! 20:17.570 --> 20:20.281 No. I need to learn to be cool with your other friends. 20:23.409 --> 20:24.535 Ahhh! 20:25.912 --> 20:27.872 She's not gonna make it! 20:27.956 --> 20:30.375 [grunts] Oh, my God, I made it. 20:30.458 --> 20:32.293 Wait. Am I secretly athletic? 20:32.377 --> 20:33.920 -Oh, no! -[cracking] 20:34.003 --> 20:37.715 Don't let them plant a tree in my honor! 20:37.799 --> 20:39.842 -[woman] I got you! -What? Who? 20:41.344 --> 20:43.763 Oh, my God! Mom! 20:43.846 --> 20:47.183 That's right, Velma. Mom is here. 20:47.266 --> 20:50.770 It's all gonna be... [grunting] Okay. 20:50.853 --> 20:52.230 Ahhh! 20:52.313 --> 20:56.359 It's okay. We've got you dried up, old version of Velma. 20:56.442 --> 20:57.735 [Fred and Daphne grunting] 21:00.780 --> 21:03.366 Mom, it's you. I finally found you. 21:03.449 --> 21:06.536 I knew you would. I thought about you every day. 21:06.619 --> 21:08.204 [rumbling] 21:08.287 --> 21:10.581 Hey, not to interrupt the moment, but we really need to go. 21:10.665 --> 21:11.708 Follow me. 21:14.002 --> 21:14.877 [Diya] Yes! 21:15.503 --> 21:16.546 It's still here. 21:16.629 --> 21:18.089 -[angelic choir singing] -[honking] 21:18.172 --> 21:20.091 Mom, whose van is this? Why did they take you? 21:20.174 --> 21:22.844 And what were they planning to do with Dr. Perdue's research? 21:22.927 --> 21:24.637 I'll tell you everything when we get out of here. 21:24.721 --> 21:27.557 Now, get in this mystery... Jalopy. 21:27.640 --> 21:28.891 [Scooby-Doo music plays] 21:29.600 --> 21:30.935 [engine rattling] 21:31.019 --> 21:33.062 Oh, god, there's no exit anywhere. 21:33.146 --> 21:34.939 Who am I? Jean-Paul Sartre? 21:35.023 --> 21:38.317 Did you get that, Mom? No exit? Like Sartre's seminal play about hell? 21:38.401 --> 21:40.069 I do. Very good. 21:40.153 --> 21:42.697 I've missed you constantly seeking my approval. 21:42.780 --> 21:45.199 And I've missed constantly needing your approval. 21:45.283 --> 21:46.826 -[crashes] -[screams] 21:46.909 --> 21:50.246 Guys, please. Less reconnecting, more not dying. 21:50.329 --> 21:52.457 We're not gonna die. I think. 21:52.540 --> 21:54.792 -[engine revving] -[rumbling] 21:54.876 --> 21:57.128 Uh, we might actually. Oh, boy. 21:57.211 --> 21:58.463 -Hold on! -[tires screeching] 22:01.549 --> 22:03.885 Velma, what principle of physics am I using? 22:03.968 --> 22:05.303 [gasps] Centripetal force. 22:05.386 --> 22:06.637 -A-plus. -[thuds] 22:06.721 --> 22:09.432 [grunts] Jesus Christ, just watch the road! 22:09.515 --> 22:10.933 Daphne has become very rude. 22:11.017 --> 22:12.727 Tell me you're not still best friends. 22:12.810 --> 22:15.354 -Uh... -[engine revving] 22:15.438 --> 22:17.357 -[thuds] -[tires screeching] 22:17.440 --> 22:19.942 Sunlight! There must be an opening. 22:22.528 --> 22:24.739 Wait, no, it's lava. Crap. 22:24.822 --> 22:25.823 [all screaming] 22:27.408 --> 22:29.869 I've just finally realized that all the problems we have 22:29.952 --> 22:31.788 are because you still like Velma. 22:31.871 --> 22:33.081 Gigi, that's insane. 22:33.164 --> 22:34.874 No one knows my heart better than me. 22:34.957 --> 22:36.626 Not even Mary J. Blige. 22:36.709 --> 22:39.462 And if I'm lying about liking you, then let her send me a sign. 22:39.545 --> 22:40.379 [rumbling] 22:44.217 --> 22:45.384 [all screaming] 22:46.636 --> 22:47.512 [cracking] 22:48.554 --> 22:49.430 [all screaming] 22:52.600 --> 22:53.518 [tires screeching] 22:54.519 --> 22:56.104 Oh, my God, we made it! 22:56.187 --> 22:57.647 Fred's alive! 22:57.730 --> 23:00.650 I am never having a scary adventure in a van again. 23:00.733 --> 23:02.902 Now may I hug my daughter, Daphne? 23:02.985 --> 23:04.320 Yes. 23:04.403 --> 23:05.530 [both sigh in relief] 23:05.613 --> 23:07.448 [Velma sobbing with joy] 23:08.950 --> 23:10.409 Hey, I don't wanna ruin the moment, 23:10.493 --> 23:12.954 but the brains are starting to smell. 23:13.037 --> 23:15.123 [theme music playing] 23:24.715 --> 23:26.384 -[Donna] God, you're okay. -[reporter] It's a special day 23:26.467 --> 23:27.760 here in Crystal Cove, 23:27.844 --> 23:30.763 as one of our worst nightmares comes to an end. 23:30.847 --> 23:34.517 That's right. Fred Jones has been found alive. 23:34.600 --> 23:37.728 What's more, Fred seems to have single-handedly located 23:37.812 --> 23:40.022 the brains of the murdered hot girls 23:40.106 --> 23:42.525 and their cleaning lady, Diya Dorkly. 23:42.608 --> 23:45.361 Though one big question still remains. 23:45.444 --> 23:49.073 What is the cleaning lady's immigration status? 23:49.157 --> 23:51.200 -[woman] Okay, time to go. -[growls] 23:51.284 --> 23:54.036 Velma, It's okay. I'll see you at the hospital. 23:54.120 --> 23:56.539 But, Mom, you still haven't told me who did this. 23:56.622 --> 23:57.456 Who took you? 23:57.540 --> 23:58.583 I didn't tell you yet? 23:58.666 --> 24:01.294 It's... I... 24:01.377 --> 24:03.045 I can't remember. 24:03.129 --> 24:04.297 [gasps] 24:04.380 --> 24:06.465 [theme music playing]