WEBVTT 00:05.985 --> 00:07.445 Previously on Velma... 00:07.445 --> 00:09.155 Brains, where's my mom? 00:09.155 --> 00:11.741 Indian woman. Lots of opinions on weight and personal hygiene. 00:11.741 --> 00:15.578 The only person we've seen is that freak in the welder's mask. 00:15.578 --> 00:19.373 Leave the brains. They wouldn't save you. Trust me! 00:19.373 --> 00:20.958 The police found my mom's car 00:20.958 --> 00:23.586 abandoned and empty, except for her glasses, 00:23.586 --> 00:26.672 and a single wrapped gift for me. 00:26.672 --> 00:29.091 In that case, I will happily go with you, Fred. 00:29.091 --> 00:31.510 - Yes! - But, Daphne! 00:31.510 --> 00:33.971 Are Fred and Daphne back together? 00:33.971 --> 00:36.474 Maybe it's time we tried being girlfriends. 00:36.474 --> 00:39.602 Girlfriends? Seriously? 00:39.602 --> 00:42.062 Mom, you still haven't told me who did this. 00:42.062 --> 00:43.355 Who took you? 00:43.355 --> 00:44.648 I... 00:44.648 --> 00:45.983 I can't remember. 00:53.866 --> 00:56.827 My butt looks amazing. Hopefully, this time, 00:56.827 --> 00:58.704 nothing causes my implants to come out-- 01:00.289 --> 01:01.999 So, after two years of searching, 01:01.999 --> 01:03.876 I had finally found my mom. 01:03.876 --> 01:05.544 They didn't come out. Nice! 01:07.087 --> 01:08.923 There was just one tiny problem. 01:08.923 --> 01:11.675 Mom, you don't remember who took you and the hot girls 01:11.675 --> 01:12.927 because you have amnesia? 01:12.927 --> 01:14.678 Oh, is that what the doctor said? 01:14.678 --> 01:16.222 Kidding. 01:16.222 --> 01:18.349 Amnesia joke, which I can make because I have it. 01:18.349 --> 01:20.184 But amnesia's curable, right Doc? 01:20.184 --> 01:21.894 All we need is a ladder and a coconut. 01:21.894 --> 01:24.021 99% of the time, yes. 01:24.021 --> 01:27.483 Hey, no offense, but can we just let the actual doctor explain? 01:27.483 --> 01:30.736 Just being a white guy with a clipboard doesn't cut it anymore. 01:30.736 --> 01:33.239 Sorry, your insurance only covered the diagnosis 01:33.239 --> 01:34.865 and the applesauce. 01:34.865 --> 01:36.534 Now, according to your mother's chart, 01:36.534 --> 01:39.036 she's constructed a sort of mental wall 01:39.036 --> 01:40.704 to block out the past two years. 01:40.704 --> 01:43.958 If Diya's memories do return, it will be within 72 hours. 01:43.958 --> 01:45.584 After that, they're gone forever. 01:45.584 --> 01:47.753 - Gone forever? - Gone forever? 01:47.753 --> 01:49.380 Oh, sorry. Can we try that again? 01:49.380 --> 01:51.799 Now, the good news is, if you can keep Diya happy, 01:51.799 --> 01:54.301 her memory should come back within that time frame. 01:54.301 --> 01:57.513 So my mom can't get upset for the next 72 hours? 01:57.513 --> 02:01.183 That's a lot of lying, but thankfully, I'm damn good at it. 02:01.183 --> 02:03.644 Great. Now, have there been any changes at home 02:03.644 --> 02:05.104 your mother might find upsetting? 02:05.104 --> 02:06.897 Uh, hmm. Changes at home? 02:06.897 --> 02:08.774 Nah, their marriage is strong as ever. 02:08.774 --> 02:10.985 Aman, why is the Spooner's waitress, 02:10.985 --> 02:12.486 who used to flirt with you, here? 02:12.486 --> 02:13.904 You didn't tell her? 02:13.904 --> 02:16.490 Oh, uh, we just found someone no one likes 02:16.490 --> 02:17.950 in case you needed an organ. 02:17.950 --> 02:19.159 - But you don't, so-- - Ahhh. 02:19.159 --> 02:20.327 Bye. 02:27.501 --> 02:29.170 Okay. My mom has 71 hours 02:29.170 --> 02:31.630 to restore her memory and identify the serial killer. 02:31.630 --> 02:35.009 So we need to turn this spotless and well-loved dream home 02:35.009 --> 02:37.928 back into the normal person dump she remembers ASAP. 02:37.928 --> 02:40.556 Fine. Thank God, I have my inspirational pillows 02:40.556 --> 02:42.433 to keep me sane during all of this. 02:42.433 --> 02:44.852 "Breathe. Keep calm and carry wine. 02:44.852 --> 02:47.938 You're not an alcoholic. You're a mom." 02:47.938 --> 02:49.148 Ah, there's no time for this. 02:49.148 --> 02:50.816 My mom is almost home. 02:53.944 --> 02:56.155 ♪ Yeah, here we go again Making up an evil plan ♪ 02:56.155 --> 02:58.324 ♪ Wiping my dirty hands clean ♪ 02:58.324 --> 03:01.285 - You're taking too long! - Ahhh! 03:01.285 --> 03:03.287 ♪ Everything is going great ♪ 03:05.039 --> 03:06.957 So long, stupid child proofing. 03:06.957 --> 03:08.459 Ahhh! 03:08.459 --> 03:09.543 Ow! 03:10.461 --> 03:11.629 Perfect. 03:13.923 --> 03:15.341 Daphne, what are you doing? 03:15.341 --> 03:16.926 You have to put your back into it, 03:16.926 --> 03:18.719 if we're gonna make this place smell like my mom. 03:18.719 --> 03:20.804 Sorry, it's just... Look. 03:20.804 --> 03:23.140 I know now is not about me, 03:23.140 --> 03:24.975 but it's just been hard to concentrate 03:24.975 --> 03:27.853 since you said we should try being girlfriends in the caves. 03:27.853 --> 03:29.897 - Were you serious? - Uh, yes! 03:29.897 --> 03:32.650 Unless you don't want to. In which case... As if, bitch. 03:32.650 --> 03:34.026 No, I do! 03:34.026 --> 03:35.527 In fact, the Brains are throwing themselves 03:35.527 --> 03:37.321 a welcome home party this weekend, 03:37.321 --> 03:39.823 and I was thinking we could dramatically upstage them 03:39.823 --> 03:41.325 by going as a couple. 03:41.325 --> 03:43.869 That sounds amazing, but will I even be invited? 03:43.869 --> 03:45.329 Since being rescued from the caves, 03:45.329 --> 03:47.164 the Brains are more popular than ever. 03:47.164 --> 03:49.833 Okay, fam. Today's Steal Her Style 03:49.833 --> 03:51.877 is Brenda, Krista and Lola. 03:51.877 --> 03:54.004 So, for this, you're gonna need a jar, 03:54.004 --> 03:55.756 some goo, and a saw. 03:57.299 --> 03:59.969 Velma, it's fine. I'm popular enough for both of us. 03:59.969 --> 04:02.972 You just relax and heavily medicated trophy-wife it. 04:05.474 --> 04:07.059 Ahhh! My mom is home! 04:07.059 --> 04:08.352 Ahhh! 04:10.270 --> 04:13.273 It's so weird, you remember Sophie, the flirty Spooner's waitress, 04:13.273 --> 04:14.525 but not who kidnapped you. 04:14.525 --> 04:15.985 As weird as you remembering her name, 04:15.985 --> 04:17.486 but not where you put your wedding ring? 04:17.486 --> 04:19.279 - Uh-- - Welcome home, Mom. 04:19.279 --> 04:21.031 I'm home. 04:21.031 --> 04:22.491 Hmm. 04:22.491 --> 04:24.201 What's the matter? Did you forget we're poor? 04:24.201 --> 04:26.620 No, I can't really see anything. 04:26.620 --> 04:28.706 Of course, because I have your glasses. 04:28.706 --> 04:31.000 They fell off in your car the night you were taken. 04:31.000 --> 04:32.418 Here are your old ones to wear. 04:33.002 --> 04:34.670 Uh... 04:34.670 --> 04:37.548 Oh, I thought I'd keep the nice ones. Kind of my thing now. 04:37.548 --> 04:40.300 I just remembered something! 04:41.510 --> 04:42.344 Hmm. 04:46.223 --> 04:48.600 It was while I was deciding to buy these frames 04:48.600 --> 04:51.061 that I first learned about Dr. Edna Perdue. 04:51.061 --> 04:52.229 Oh, my God, it's working. 04:52.229 --> 04:53.522 Your memory is coming back. 04:53.522 --> 04:55.357 Does that mean you remember this too? 04:55.357 --> 04:57.317 Yes. 04:57.317 --> 04:59.445 Oh, that's the present you forced me to buy you because you ruined Christmas, 04:59.445 --> 05:01.905 solving one of your mysteries, right? 05:01.905 --> 05:03.574 Wait. Were you annoying back then? 05:03.574 --> 05:05.367 Uh, no, false memory. 05:05.367 --> 05:08.370 Still, I swore I wouldn't open it until I found you. 05:09.538 --> 05:11.582 Which means... Please don't be a puppy. 05:14.668 --> 05:17.254 Oh. Red Mary Janes. Perfect. 05:17.254 --> 05:20.591 I'm glad I waited this long and put so much expectation on it. 05:20.591 --> 05:23.552 Stop. You were a little girl when I bought those. 05:25.220 --> 05:28.182 You grew up while I was kidnapped, and I missed it all. 05:28.182 --> 05:31.143 Everything has changed. 05:31.143 --> 05:33.395 Wait, why did I buy those glasses again? 05:37.524 --> 05:39.943 Velma! She's getting upset, and losing her memories. 05:39.943 --> 05:41.570 Quick! Make her feel good 05:41.570 --> 05:43.238 by telling her she's more attractive than her sister. 05:43.238 --> 05:44.865 Mom, it's okay. 05:44.865 --> 05:46.909 I may be older, but I'm still the same old Velma. 05:46.909 --> 05:49.953 I didn't offer to load the dishwasher once while you were gone. 05:49.953 --> 05:51.538 So I haven't ruined your life? 05:51.538 --> 05:54.291 Your grades didn't suffer? You're still valedictorian? 05:54.291 --> 05:55.375 Uh... 06:02.549 --> 06:03.967 - Yep. - Oh, good. 06:03.967 --> 06:05.803 Bring me your report cards. 06:05.803 --> 06:07.888 I'm sure the happiness I feel will help me remember everything, 06:07.888 --> 06:10.099 and we'll finally catch the serial killer. 06:14.478 --> 06:16.480 Hey, is anyone else gonna contour their cerebellum for our party? 06:16.480 --> 06:18.816 Hey, girlies. 06:18.816 --> 06:20.734 I'm excited for the party. 06:21.902 --> 06:23.821 What's going on? Why are you icing me out? 06:23.821 --> 06:26.532 Uh, because you tried to leave us for dead in the mines. 06:26.532 --> 06:29.409 Your popularity is officially revoked, Daphne. 06:29.409 --> 06:33.330 Please update your status to "loser" across all social platforms. 06:33.330 --> 06:35.082 What? You can't be serious. 06:35.082 --> 06:40.504 Update your status to "loser" across all social platforms. 06:41.505 --> 06:43.173 This is so stupid. 06:43.173 --> 06:44.883 Oh, my God. Daphne's out. 06:45.634 --> 06:47.177 Welcome to exile. 06:47.177 --> 06:49.638 I'm out for two timing the Brains in the caves. 06:49.638 --> 06:52.850 Even the girl who pretends to be a cat won't talk to me anymore. 06:54.518 --> 06:57.604 Please. Those girls don't decide if I'm popular. 06:57.604 --> 06:59.690 Society's obsession with looks does. 07:01.233 --> 07:03.193 Not cool, Muffin. 07:06.113 --> 07:06.989 Whoa! 07:06.989 --> 07:08.824 Norville! I need your help. 07:08.824 --> 07:11.451 Not now, Velma! This is for the state championship. 07:11.451 --> 07:14.580 Really? It's not the entertainment at a Virgin Convention? 07:14.580 --> 07:16.373 That's tomorrow. 07:16.373 --> 07:18.333 Just tell me what you need. 07:18.333 --> 07:20.878 I'm running out of time for my mom to remember who the serial killer is. 07:20.878 --> 07:23.172 So I need you to break in to your mom's office, 07:23.172 --> 07:25.841 change my grades and print me a new report card. 07:25.841 --> 07:27.050 Wait, what? 07:28.510 --> 07:30.137 So, are you done now? 07:30.137 --> 07:32.222 Can you do it? 07:33.515 --> 07:35.601 Phew, they saved me my seat. 07:35.601 --> 07:37.269 I knew those bitches needed me. 07:37.269 --> 07:38.562 Keep walking. 07:38.562 --> 07:39.813 Aw! 07:39.813 --> 07:42.065 Whatever. Watch this. 07:42.065 --> 07:44.568 Hi, boys. Mind if I... 07:46.486 --> 07:51.074 Oh, God! But the only seat is at the table by the garbage. 07:51.074 --> 07:52.701 Daphne, stop! 07:52.701 --> 07:55.829 Any movement will upset the garbage bees. 07:55.829 --> 07:58.582 My only hope is to be accepted as their queen. 07:58.582 --> 08:02.169 But the only other place to sit is out in the sun! I'll freckle! 08:02.169 --> 08:03.253 Ahhh! 08:03.253 --> 08:05.088 The Brains can't do this to us! 08:05.088 --> 08:06.381 They already have. 08:06.381 --> 08:08.675 Incoming, losers. 08:08.675 --> 08:14.014 Ahhh! Ooh, ooh! Ahhh! 08:15.057 --> 08:16.558 Here's your fake report card. 08:16.558 --> 08:18.727 I can't believe I'm defying my parents like this. 08:18.727 --> 08:20.020 Norville, thank you. 08:20.020 --> 08:22.606 Sincerely. You're an incredible friend. 08:24.191 --> 08:26.401 Oh, no! The serial killer is here to finish the job! 08:26.401 --> 08:29.988 And it's all your fault because you took too long to get me my new report card! 08:31.865 --> 08:33.992 Sophie? What are you doing here? 08:33.992 --> 08:35.869 In your rush to throw us out, 08:35.869 --> 08:37.871 Amanda's blanket got left behind and she can't sleep without it. 08:37.871 --> 08:39.289 Throw you out? 08:40.165 --> 08:42.042 Wait, you lived here? 08:42.042 --> 08:46.630 Aman, did you have an affair and a baby while I was... 08:46.630 --> 08:49.508 While I was... Wait, what happened to me again? 08:49.508 --> 08:51.176 She's freaking out and forgetting everything. 08:51.176 --> 08:53.637 Like when Al Pacino tries to return to the stage. 08:53.637 --> 08:57.683 Mom, it's okay. Dad, uh, didn't have an affair and a baby. 08:57.683 --> 09:00.602 Then whose baby is that? And why is she here? 09:00.602 --> 09:02.854 Because... Because... 09:08.026 --> 09:09.695 The baby is mine. He's mine. 09:09.695 --> 09:10.821 - She. - She's mine. 09:10.821 --> 09:12.739 Yours? What? Who's the father? 09:12.739 --> 09:16.118 And the only acceptable answer is you sat on a public toilet seat, 09:16.118 --> 09:17.828 which we've talked about. 09:17.828 --> 09:20.122 I didn't. But you'll like the father. 09:20.122 --> 09:21.373 It's, uh... 09:22.082 --> 09:23.208 It's, uh... 09:23.208 --> 09:25.168 It's a tale as old as time, really. 09:25.168 --> 09:27.421 See, the Archangel Gabriel appeared before Velma and announced-- 09:27.421 --> 09:28.380 Norville! 09:28.380 --> 09:29.756 The father is Norville. 09:32.551 --> 09:34.803 Why would you tell your mom the baby is yours? 09:34.803 --> 09:37.347 She's already had an unwanted baby in her life. 09:37.347 --> 09:39.349 Because we have to protect her memory, 09:39.349 --> 09:41.727 and anything's better than learning your husband cheated on you 09:41.727 --> 09:43.145 the instant you were kidnapped. 09:43.145 --> 09:46.023 It wasn't the instant she was kidnapped. 09:46.023 --> 09:47.316 It was six weeks. 09:47.316 --> 09:49.443 But why would you say I'm the father? 09:49.443 --> 09:51.361 Or am I just having my favorite recurring dream? 09:51.361 --> 09:53.113 No, it's because moms love you. 09:53.113 --> 09:55.699 You're like if Michael B. Jordan had a baby with leggings. 09:55.699 --> 09:57.451 - Velma? - She's waking up. 09:57.451 --> 09:59.536 Mom, what's my name? How old are you? 09:59.536 --> 10:01.580 And how old do you tell people you are? 10:01.580 --> 10:03.040 Velma, I'm okay. 10:03.040 --> 10:04.541 And we're gonna talk about your baby in a second, 10:04.541 --> 10:06.251 but that's not why I passed out. 10:06.251 --> 10:09.046 It's because I was overcome by another huge memory. 10:09.046 --> 10:10.672 Was it where you put the TV remote? 10:10.672 --> 10:12.591 It's been two years of living hell. 10:12.591 --> 10:15.719 No. I was in the basement of Fred's house before they moved in. 10:20.641 --> 10:23.060 But the lab entrance was bricked up. 10:23.060 --> 10:26.480 Fortunately, Dr Perdue's journals showed a secret way in. 10:33.195 --> 10:36.907 So I tore its wings off with my teeth as a warning to the other bats. 10:38.200 --> 10:39.826 And that's all I remember. 10:39.826 --> 10:42.412 But still, you had a memory. Which means I'm right. 10:42.412 --> 10:45.749 You like that I had a baby, and that Norville's the father. 10:45.749 --> 10:47.834 I don't like that you had a baby. 10:47.834 --> 10:51.088 But, even though Aman and I had our problems, 10:51.088 --> 10:53.131 it's better than him having cheated on me. 10:53.131 --> 10:55.884 And Norville does seem like a great father. 10:55.884 --> 10:57.761 I'm a teddy bear. 10:57.761 --> 11:00.138 I'm named after Theodore Roosevelt, a wealthy demagogue 11:00.138 --> 11:03.100 who massacred indigenous people in the name of imperialism. 11:04.476 --> 11:09.064 But if Amanda is my gorgeous granddaughter, 11:09.064 --> 11:12.609 then why is that waitress in my house? 11:12.609 --> 11:15.112 Oh. Sophie's my boss at Spooner's. 11:15.112 --> 11:18.615 So we asked her to watch Amanda while you recovered your memory. 11:18.615 --> 11:21.785 And I said, "Hell, no! This is insane! 11:21.785 --> 11:24.287 Are you people out of your goddamn minds?" 11:24.287 --> 11:26.206 So, Dad offered her money. 11:26.206 --> 11:28.625 So much money. 11:29.918 --> 11:31.795 Thank you. But now that the truth is out, 11:31.795 --> 11:34.339 Velma and Norville can look after their daughter themselves. 11:34.339 --> 11:36.216 Like hell we can. 11:36.216 --> 11:39.469 I mean, of course. How hard can watching it be? Right, Norville? 11:39.469 --> 11:40.637 Norville? 11:42.305 --> 11:44.015 Hey! You said this was your dream! 11:44.015 --> 11:45.767 Will you at least chip in for college? 11:45.767 --> 11:47.310 Ahhh! 11:47.310 --> 11:49.813 I was also offered a vacation to Bali. 11:49.813 --> 11:52.482 Well, Sophie's got this. Wanna see my report card? 11:55.485 --> 11:58.280 I know I should be more upset about this, but I'm not. 11:58.280 --> 12:01.533 Well, there is a lot of opportunity for fugly babies these days. 12:01.533 --> 12:03.452 Amanda could grow up to be a meme. 12:03.452 --> 12:06.663 No, it's just, there's nothing better than having a daughter. 12:06.663 --> 12:08.540 You never stopped looking for me. 12:08.540 --> 12:10.667 I'm only alive because of you. 12:10.667 --> 12:11.835 I love you, Mom. 12:13.336 --> 12:14.629 I love you so much, 12:14.629 --> 12:16.673 I'm gonna let Amanda sleep in your room. 12:16.673 --> 12:18.008 Nice try. 12:18.008 --> 12:19.342 Just make sure Amanda doesn't fall off the bed 12:19.342 --> 12:20.719 the way you always did at that age. 12:20.719 --> 12:21.845 - What? - Nothing. 12:21.845 --> 12:23.180 Good night, girls. 12:27.058 --> 12:29.811 Okay. This isn't that bad. 12:31.104 --> 12:32.856 Huh? 12:34.024 --> 12:35.692 Oh, God! 12:38.069 --> 12:39.237 Norville! 12:39.237 --> 12:41.198 Where did you go? You know I legally 12:41.198 --> 12:43.742 can't be alone with a child after I ate my health class egg baby. 12:43.742 --> 12:45.869 Sorry. Had to go tell my parents what we're doing. 12:45.869 --> 12:47.704 My dad is very excited. 12:47.704 --> 12:50.707 My mom, however, wants me to transfer schools and find better friends. 12:50.707 --> 12:53.168 Can you believe that? Velma? 13:01.510 --> 13:03.803 - Velma, she's hungry. - She's not hungry. 13:03.803 --> 13:05.805 When I showed her my boobs, she fainted. 13:05.805 --> 13:07.474 She's just being a pill. 13:07.474 --> 13:09.059 Daphne? 13:09.059 --> 13:11.645 Hey. I might be on the outs with the Brains, 13:11.645 --> 13:13.688 so I don't think we can go to that party. 13:13.688 --> 13:16.900 Oh. I don't care about that. I just wanna be with you. 13:16.900 --> 13:18.568 Mmm. Same. 13:18.568 --> 13:21.404 Though in the ideal world I'd have both popularity and you. 13:21.404 --> 13:25.242 Daphne! Velma told me you're Amanda's godmother. 13:25.242 --> 13:26.826 And to think, I always assumed 13:26.826 --> 13:28.245 you'd be the one to get knocked up first. 13:28.245 --> 13:29.704 - What? - Hey! 13:29.704 --> 13:31.581 Save those judgment nuggets for your grandbaby. 13:31.581 --> 13:32.999 Now give me a second. 13:32.999 --> 13:34.834 Norville and I are pretending 13:34.834 --> 13:36.962 to be Amanda's parents for the next 32 hours, 13:36.962 --> 13:40.590 to help my mom remember who took her and the Brains, before he strikes again. 13:40.590 --> 13:43.260 You're pretending to be in a relationship? 13:43.260 --> 13:45.136 Wait! That's it! 13:45.136 --> 13:47.472 That's how I can be popular again! 13:47.472 --> 13:48.390 Huh? 13:50.058 --> 13:51.768 Freddie? Sweetie! 13:51.768 --> 13:55.605 Daphne, that poor girl you used to date, is here to see you. 13:56.606 --> 13:58.692 Oh, no! Fred! 13:58.692 --> 14:00.443 What happened? 14:00.443 --> 14:02.654 Don't tell me your father's kinks are genetic. 14:02.654 --> 14:06.116 No, I was practicing getting swirlied, 14:06.116 --> 14:07.993 and I must have passed out. 14:07.993 --> 14:11.454 I don't know how much longer I can take being unpopular. 14:11.454 --> 14:13.415 How do network sitcoms handle it? 14:13.415 --> 14:15.959 By maintaining an undying faith in looking backwards, 14:15.959 --> 14:18.086 which is exactly what we're gonna do. 14:18.086 --> 14:21.298 I was thinking, we always got more attention as a couple than as individuals. 14:21.298 --> 14:23.508 Like J.Lo and Ben, or avocado and toast. 14:23.508 --> 14:25.302 Or drinking and boats. 14:25.302 --> 14:29.180 Exactly. So, I'm thinking that if we faked a dramatic public reunion, 14:29.180 --> 14:32.100 we could capture the hearts and minds of the student body 14:32.100 --> 14:33.518 and be popular again. 14:33.518 --> 14:36.229 That is a very good idea, Daphne. 14:36.229 --> 14:38.315 I wish Fred were a little more like you. 14:38.315 --> 14:39.983 You mean poor? Gross. 14:46.406 --> 14:48.908 Did Fred drive Daphne to school? 14:48.908 --> 14:52.203 I know they're social pariahs right now, but this is 14:52.203 --> 14:53.413 huge. 14:56.499 --> 14:57.334 Hmm. 14:58.460 --> 15:00.420 Aw, she's so happy with you guys. 15:00.420 --> 15:03.923 And like they say, leave a baby with whoever makes her smile. 15:03.923 --> 15:05.008 - Bye. - Mmm-mmm. 15:11.598 --> 15:13.183 I love their love. 15:17.187 --> 15:18.938 - Where's Amanda? - Who? 15:25.278 --> 15:27.322 Pack it up. Tables are done. 15:43.630 --> 15:44.506 Ahhh! 15:48.718 --> 15:50.887 Velma, I'm sorry, but this video of your talent show 15:50.887 --> 15:53.515 isn't making me happy enough to remember anything else. 15:55.767 --> 15:58.478 Oh, sorry, Howie Mandel. But don't worry. 15:58.478 --> 16:01.231 I'm working on something that will definitely do the trick. 16:01.231 --> 16:02.399 Just hold tight. 16:02.399 --> 16:04.067 Velma, I changed your grades. 16:04.067 --> 16:06.486 I agreed to be the fake father of your fake baby. 16:06.486 --> 16:09.531 But I will not compromise my journalistic integrity for you. 16:09.531 --> 16:11.533 I refuse to print this headline. 16:11.533 --> 16:13.618 But my mom is so close to remembering 16:13.618 --> 16:17.122 who the serial killer is and only has six hours left to regain her memory. 16:17.122 --> 16:19.416 Too bad. My best reporter, Woo Jin, 16:19.416 --> 16:21.501 just accidentally named a source in his life story, 16:21.501 --> 16:23.795 and I fired his ass with the harshest words I know. 16:23.795 --> 16:25.755 Best of luck with all your future endeavors. 16:25.755 --> 16:27.716 Damn. From you, that's no joke. 16:27.716 --> 16:29.426 But this headline could be the difference 16:29.426 --> 16:31.761 between making my mom happy enough to remember 16:31.761 --> 16:34.055 and the serial killer taking a million more girls. 16:34.055 --> 16:37.642 Me upstaging my cousins is an intergenerational slap in the face 16:37.642 --> 16:40.437 to my mom's sisters, and that's her number one dream. 16:40.437 --> 16:42.814 Fine, I'll do it. 16:42.814 --> 16:45.108 But could you at least change Amanda's diaper? 16:45.108 --> 16:48.278 Wow. Way to take advantage of someone at a low moment. 16:48.278 --> 16:49.237 Classy. 16:52.031 --> 16:53.533 Hello? Lamont? 16:53.533 --> 16:55.910 Someone wants you to change their diaper. 16:57.370 --> 16:58.288 Hmm? 17:02.041 --> 17:03.334 A welder's mask? 17:04.377 --> 17:06.212 Hello, Velma. 17:06.212 --> 17:08.590 Has your mother regained her memory yet? 17:15.430 --> 17:16.931 Norville, what are you doing? 17:16.931 --> 17:18.975 Your mother's about to steal all of your green. 17:18.975 --> 17:23.313 And if I do, will this stupid land finally be settled? 17:23.313 --> 17:25.023 Please say it will be settled. 17:25.023 --> 17:26.733 Sorry. I'm worried about Velma. 17:26.733 --> 17:28.568 I haven't heard from her since this afternoon. 17:28.568 --> 17:31.279 Huh. I wonder where she could be. 17:33.114 --> 17:34.324 - Ahhh! - Oh, no! 17:34.324 --> 17:36.618 - Freeze, Lamont! - Dad, what's going on? 17:36.618 --> 17:38.828 Wait. Is this a prank? 17:38.828 --> 17:41.414 Like when the seniors beat me up? 17:41.414 --> 17:44.000 I wish, but no. 17:44.000 --> 17:45.335 Care to explain 17:45.335 --> 17:47.212 what this was doing in your desk? 17:47.212 --> 17:49.005 My welder's mask. 17:49.005 --> 17:50.548 Dad, you didn't. 17:50.548 --> 17:52.175 I did, son. 17:52.175 --> 17:53.635 Guilty as charged. 17:54.928 --> 17:57.430 I handcrafted you a sword for your birthday. 17:57.430 --> 18:00.433 Case closed. Wait, what? Today's your birthday? 18:00.433 --> 18:02.894 Yes. And my dad isn't the serial killer. 18:02.894 --> 18:05.230 He only has a welder's mask because he made me a sword 18:05.230 --> 18:06.856 like I've been begging him to. 18:06.856 --> 18:10.944 Oh, please. That could just be a cover story. 18:10.944 --> 18:13.738 Oh, yeah. No, he definitely made that. 18:15.323 --> 18:17.408 Okay, well, this is starting to look like a false alarm. 18:17.408 --> 18:19.828 Thankfully, the damage isn't too bad. 18:24.415 --> 18:25.875 Wow, Daphne. 18:25.875 --> 18:28.086 Disembodied brains are attending your high school, 18:28.086 --> 18:29.879 and the serial killer is still out there, 18:29.879 --> 18:32.841 but hashtag Fraphne is the top trending story. 18:32.841 --> 18:35.051 And listen to this text I just got from Brenda. 18:35.051 --> 18:36.553 "Hey, girlie. 18:36.553 --> 18:38.680 Hope you and Fred can make it to our party tonight. 18:38.680 --> 18:42.141 No hard feelings. Remember, I'm literally heartless." 18:42.141 --> 18:45.812 Oh, it worked. We're officially popular again. 18:45.812 --> 18:49.315 I can't ever repay you, so I won't. 18:49.315 --> 18:51.484 That's fine. It'll be repayment enough 18:51.484 --> 18:53.069 to see Brenda's amygdala shake 18:53.069 --> 18:56.406 when Velma and I steal the show by arriving as a couple. 18:56.406 --> 18:57.949 What? You and Velma? 18:57.949 --> 19:00.660 But everyone is expecting us to go together. 19:00.660 --> 19:02.745 But we can't pretend to date forever. 19:02.745 --> 19:06.082 I'm already one conversation about affirmative action away from killing you. 19:06.082 --> 19:08.459 I'm just saying, if white people are now 19:08.459 --> 19:09.586 the minorities on camp-- 19:09.586 --> 19:11.254 Whoa! 19:11.254 --> 19:14.591 Daphne, as much as it shocks me to say this, Fred is right. 19:14.591 --> 19:16.801 People expect you to go together, 19:16.801 --> 19:18.469 and it's not forever. 19:18.469 --> 19:20.680 Just until you're popular enough to do whatever you want, 19:20.680 --> 19:23.016 like a homophobic chicken sandwich chain. 19:25.059 --> 19:26.769 Smart girl. 19:26.769 --> 19:28.938 Which reminds me, would you ever consider 19:28.938 --> 19:31.608 interning for me at Jones Gentlemen's Accessories? 19:31.608 --> 19:33.276 If you can make Fred popular, 19:33.276 --> 19:36.279 I'd love to see what you could do with a $90 headband. 19:36.279 --> 19:37.864 Really? Oh, my God, yes. 19:37.864 --> 19:41.242 And call me crazy, but make the headband tiny. 19:41.242 --> 19:42.952 Now it's for dogs. You're welcome. 19:42.952 --> 19:45.997 Brilliant. But keep this between us for now. 19:45.997 --> 19:50.919 Not everyone in the company is as receptive to outside ideas as I am. 19:55.965 --> 19:58.009 I am so sorry about your house. 19:58.009 --> 20:02.138 And you should absolutely place the blame where it's due. The police. 20:02.138 --> 20:04.223 I don't care about my house, Velma! 20:04.223 --> 20:08.436 I care that you accused my dad of being a serial killer without even telling me. 20:08.436 --> 20:11.230 I know, but I saw the welder's mask and freaked out. 20:11.230 --> 20:13.691 And I wanted you to finish the headline about me for the paper. 20:13.691 --> 20:16.194 Which, did you? 'Cause I couldn't help but notice 20:16.194 --> 20:17.487 you had time for a board game. 20:17.487 --> 20:18.821 This is unbelievable. 20:18.821 --> 20:21.574 I put you above everything in my life. 20:21.574 --> 20:23.660 But I draw the line at my family. 20:23.660 --> 20:25.411 If our situations were reversed, 20:25.411 --> 20:27.497 you'd have left me for dead after my first hallucination. 20:27.497 --> 20:29.832 But I was worried my mom wouldn't recover her memory. 20:29.832 --> 20:31.292 She only has an hour before-- 20:31.292 --> 20:33.169 Yeah, I don't care! You're a bad friend. 20:33.169 --> 20:35.129 And you look terrible in orange. 20:35.129 --> 20:38.174 Norville, please. You say that every time I mistake dwarves and elves. 20:38.174 --> 20:42.845 An elf is a luminous spirit, and a dwarf is a hairy oaf. 20:42.845 --> 20:45.765 But most importantly, they are not friends. 20:45.765 --> 20:47.558 And neither are we. 20:49.268 --> 20:52.814 Best of luck in all your future endeavors, Wilhelmina. 20:56.985 --> 21:00.196 Amanda, I don't think he's kidding. 21:00.196 --> 21:01.656 Amanda? 21:01.656 --> 21:04.075 Oh, God! 21:04.075 --> 21:05.785 Amanda! Come back! 21:05.785 --> 21:07.203 Seriously! 21:07.203 --> 21:09.205 Stop, Amanda. 21:09.205 --> 21:10.581 Watch out! 21:10.581 --> 21:12.083 Hey, that's how 21:12.083 --> 21:13.418 I got my baby to nap, too. 21:13.418 --> 21:14.794 Amanda, please! 21:14.794 --> 21:16.212 If you stop rolling, 21:16.212 --> 21:17.672 I'll stop trying to sell you on the dark web. 21:21.634 --> 21:22.593 Oh, phew. 21:26.723 --> 21:29.350 Ahhh! 21:41.362 --> 21:43.573 Aw, look at the happy couple. 21:43.573 --> 21:45.575 - Aren't they so... - Happy. 21:45.575 --> 21:47.076 Exactly. Happy. 21:47.076 --> 21:48.911 Or are you just faking it to be popular? 21:48.911 --> 21:49.954 Wait, what? 21:49.954 --> 21:51.497 - Did you know? - What? 21:51.497 --> 21:54.250 No. We're a happy couple. 21:54.250 --> 21:57.253 - Tell 'em, Daph. - Yeah, we love each other. 21:57.253 --> 21:58.796 Great. Then prove it. 21:58.796 --> 22:00.923 - Kiss. - Whoo! 22:01.966 --> 22:03.468 Kiss? 22:03.468 --> 22:06.637 Or all your popularity goes away forever. 22:07.472 --> 22:08.598 Yeah, sure. Easy. 22:08.598 --> 22:09.891 Mmm. 22:09.891 --> 22:11.184 Aw! 22:12.560 --> 22:14.729 What the actual hell? 22:14.729 --> 22:16.397 Velma? What are you doing here? 22:16.397 --> 22:18.316 Amanda rolled here to find her mom. 22:18.316 --> 22:19.567 Her mom? 22:19.567 --> 22:21.110 Velma, what are you talking about? 22:21.110 --> 22:23.237 Mom? What are you doing here? 22:23.237 --> 22:26.199 The Brains invited us when they learned your mom was in the caves with them. 22:26.199 --> 22:29.410 And T-B-H, we thought she'd be cool and order us alcohol. 22:29.410 --> 22:30.912 Velma, what's going on? 22:30.912 --> 22:32.705 Uh, nothing. I just thought 22:32.705 --> 22:35.208 taking a little spin on the dance floor with your granddaughter, 22:35.208 --> 22:37.543 might give you the happiness nudge you needed to-- 22:37.543 --> 22:38.753 Sophie, what the hell? 22:38.753 --> 22:40.088 Huh? 22:42.298 --> 22:44.008 Velma, 22:44.008 --> 22:45.468 the 72 hours are up. 22:45.468 --> 22:48.387 She didn't remember who took her and the Brains. 22:48.387 --> 22:49.764 We have to tell her the truth. 22:49.764 --> 22:52.100 No need. I think I figured it out. 22:52.100 --> 22:55.478 You did have an affair, Aman, while I was kidnapped. 22:55.478 --> 22:57.021 - And a child. - Yes. 22:57.021 --> 22:59.148 But for what it's worth, both of those things 22:59.148 --> 23:01.859 only happened after Sophie and I fell in love. 23:04.570 --> 23:05.905 I'll stop talking. 23:05.905 --> 23:07.448 Mom, I'm sorry we lied, 23:07.448 --> 23:09.700 but we had to try to help you remember. 23:11.577 --> 23:13.996 But... I do. 23:15.331 --> 23:18.042 Oh, my God, I do remember who the serial killer is. 23:18.042 --> 23:19.168 What? How? 23:19.168 --> 23:20.461 I don't know. 23:20.461 --> 23:22.130 Maybe I'm relieved to finally be freed 23:22.130 --> 23:24.298 from my loveless and sexually unfulfilling marriage. 23:24.298 --> 23:25.675 - Rude. - Stop! 23:25.675 --> 23:27.635 I wasn't asking for an actual explanation. 23:27.635 --> 23:29.345 Just say who the serial killer is. 23:29.345 --> 23:31.013 Of course. It's... 23:31.013 --> 23:32.431 It's... 23:33.641 --> 23:34.559 It's... 23:56.497 --> 23:58.082 It's me. 23:59.792 --> 24:02.086 Okay, you are so ordering us alcohol now.