WEBVTT 00:10.218 --> 00:11.845 Remember Helen Who? 00:11.928 --> 00:13.763 She's dead. Sad face. 00:14.806 --> 00:17.434 But Erika Vu is alive and thriving. 00:17.517 --> 00:19.144 #Living! 00:19.227 --> 00:22.856 Erika Vu is a legend. I heard she was Timothée Chalamet's first kiss. 00:22.939 --> 00:23.940 #Yaasss. 00:24.024 --> 00:27.235 I heard she got them to retire the name "Erika" from the hurricane list. 00:27.318 --> 00:31.072 Erika Vu was given the key to the city in three cities she doesn't even live in. 00:31.156 --> 00:32.365 Time to step it up. 00:32.449 --> 00:35.910 Oh my God! Erika Vu's making a TikTok in the hallway! 00:47.547 --> 00:50.216 -Love the new TikTok. -Thanks, bitch. 00:53.511 --> 00:56.639 -Meet you in the quad, bitch. -Don't keep me waiting, bitch. 01:07.192 --> 01:09.861 -WTFKA Twigs is going on with you? 01:09.944 --> 01:11.488 You have barely talked to me 01:11.571 --> 01:14.032 for the past five days since you bitch-ditched me. 01:14.115 --> 01:15.575 As in left me in a ditch in the woods 01:15.658 --> 01:18.495 and used family dinner as an excuse to hang out with that bitch Riley. 01:18.578 --> 01:20.080 I did do family dinner. 01:20.163 --> 01:22.916 It was cut short because Riley really needed someone to talk to. 01:22.999 --> 01:26.086 -'Cause She's going through a breakup. -Yeah, with the guy you're dating! 01:26.169 --> 01:28.463 Gia, I'm allowed to have more than one close friend. 01:29.672 --> 01:33.718 I actually have 98,000! 01:33.802 --> 01:36.221 Sorry. I didn't realize you were drinking your own haterade. 01:36.304 --> 01:38.598 This is a matcha latte with ashwagandha. 01:38.681 --> 01:41.101 You hate matcha lattes. And why are you talking like that? 01:41.184 --> 01:43.394 It's been five days. It's like you're a different person. 01:43.478 --> 01:46.606 I'm evolving. And I'm dead. I don't have a lot of time. 01:46.689 --> 01:49.984 And as my close friend, you should allow me to grow 01:50.068 --> 01:51.236 my following. 01:51.903 --> 01:54.531 Matcha lattes have great engagement. 01:54.614 --> 01:56.074 You're posting from the afterlife? 01:56.157 --> 01:57.450 Why are you being so hostile? 01:57.534 --> 01:59.994 You could use some adaptogens. Want the rest of my matcha? 02:01.037 --> 02:04.290 Okay. Well, can you throw it out for me? 'Cause you're closer. 02:07.335 --> 02:09.796 Look. I am saying this out of love, 02:09.879 --> 02:13.049 even though I am… I am holding your freaking trash. 02:13.633 --> 02:17.262 You need to be careful. Power's only good if you don't abuse it. 02:17.345 --> 02:19.264 I'm feeling very attacked right now. 02:19.347 --> 02:22.058 Text me when you've calmed down 'cause your aura is mega red. 02:41.995 --> 02:43.329 Will you give me another chance? 02:58.553 --> 03:00.972 -Caught you! Wanna go make out? -Yeah, yeah. 03:01.055 --> 03:02.390 -First, I have a question. -Yeah? 03:02.473 --> 03:04.225 What's going on with you and Riley? 03:04.309 --> 03:07.061 I wanted to make things right after you called me out for being rude. 03:07.145 --> 03:09.647 Which I'm grateful for, by the way. You keep me grounded. 03:09.731 --> 03:12.775 Anyways, Riley and I getting along so well was just the icing on the cake. 03:13.443 --> 03:14.277 And you love cake. 03:14.360 --> 03:16.070 I… Yeah, I guess, yeah. 03:16.154 --> 03:19.782 If it's not what you want, I guess I could go back to hating her and icing her out. 03:19.866 --> 03:21.951 Of course I don't want, like, that. 03:22.035 --> 03:24.120 It's just… It's a little weird. 03:25.455 --> 03:27.540 Well, if it's weird, then maybe I should just dump her. 03:27.624 --> 03:30.585 Huh? What? No, no. Okay, like… It's not that weird. It's just… 03:31.586 --> 03:32.712 Let's just all be friends. 03:32.795 --> 03:33.755 We can all be friends. 03:33.838 --> 03:36.049 -If that's what you want. 03:36.132 --> 03:39.093 -How you gonna make it up to me? -Uh… I don't know. 03:39.177 --> 03:42.972 -Maybe we can just hang tonight? -It's a date. 03:53.858 --> 03:55.109 What's your problem? 03:55.944 --> 03:57.695 -I was just… -Oh, get over it, pussy. 03:57.779 --> 03:59.906 I had a human moment that I just didn't want to claim. 03:59.989 --> 04:02.242 I tried to make it right, but you wouldn't accept it. 04:02.325 --> 04:03.952 So now, all I can do is let it go. 04:04.035 --> 04:05.954 Just shut up and finish your tests. 04:06.037 --> 04:08.122 Test? I didn't study for a test. 04:08.706 --> 04:11.042 -It's not my problem. -Isn't it, though? 04:11.125 --> 04:13.294 Jerry, we know that you grade on a curve. 04:13.378 --> 04:15.588 So what happens if there is no curve. 04:15.672 --> 04:17.966 -And we all just do this? 04:19.467 --> 04:21.386 Guys, what do you think about it? 04:21.469 --> 04:23.096 I think you have detention. 04:23.179 --> 04:25.139 I think I don't. 04:25.223 --> 04:27.558 Guys. He can't give us all detention. 04:29.310 --> 04:30.186 Rip it. 04:34.148 --> 04:36.025 I wouldn't do… Okay, you did. 04:36.109 --> 04:37.277 Rip it, Stinky. 04:42.115 --> 04:43.199 Wait. No, no, no, no. 04:43.283 --> 04:45.159 No, wait, wait, wait. No, come on. 04:49.831 --> 04:51.582 You're a saint for walking with me. 04:52.458 --> 04:54.877 And I'm an idiot for getting too high to drive. 04:54.961 --> 04:55.920 Why are you high at all? 04:56.004 --> 04:58.256 You know when you like something so much it's intoxicating, 04:58.339 --> 05:00.675 and you lose control over whatever you're saying or doing? 05:03.094 --> 05:04.012 It's you. 05:04.595 --> 05:06.556 You have this power over me. It's hot. 05:06.639 --> 05:08.224 No. Really? 05:08.975 --> 05:11.728 Then why did I overhear you tell Raven we didn't hook up at my party? 05:11.811 --> 05:14.647 This isn't a sidepiece sitch, is it? I'm a main piece… a corner piece. 05:14.731 --> 05:16.607 Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, no, no. 05:16.691 --> 05:18.735 Yeah, you're the main piece and the corner piece. 05:18.818 --> 05:20.737 -But Raven and I are not a thing. 05:21.362 --> 05:23.906 Is that why you ignored, like, 80 of my texts? 05:23.990 --> 05:27.577 And also, I was worried Brad would steal you. Women love him. 05:27.660 --> 05:30.121 Really? First of all, I am my own woman, and I can't be stolen. 05:30.204 --> 05:32.665 And Brad is so cheesy. I don't get, like, his stupid fake magic. 05:32.749 --> 05:34.375 Yeah, right? He thinks he's hot shit 05:34.459 --> 05:36.461 just 'cause he's the go-to bar mitzvah magician. 05:36.544 --> 05:38.463 How would he possibly handle a woman like me 05:38.546 --> 05:39.881 if he can't handle his own doves? 05:39.964 --> 05:41.299 Well, no. It is a lot of doves. 05:41.382 --> 05:42.592 I mean, they're easy to train, 05:42.675 --> 05:45.553 but then you get into the molting and the regurgitating and… 05:50.516 --> 05:51.768 Dove talk over. 05:54.312 --> 05:57.065 I can't decide which bags I wanna keep or take back. 05:57.148 --> 05:59.776 -No rush. Take your time. Just chew on it. 05:59.859 --> 06:01.569 Your dad's mad you haven't returned his call. 06:01.652 --> 06:03.988 -Should I text him back the ush? -Whatever. 06:06.324 --> 06:07.909 "Aura update. White hot." 06:07.992 --> 06:11.788 "Gavin and I made up and made out. Hope you're having fun with the enemy." 06:11.871 --> 06:13.539 "Give Lea a hug for me…" 06:13.623 --> 06:14.916 Shout-out! 06:14.999 --> 06:18.878 "…and some self-respect, 'cause clearly she doesn't have any, 06:18.961 --> 06:21.464 or she wouldn't let Riley use her as a doormat"? 06:21.547 --> 06:23.466 Who even is "Ghia' anyway? 06:23.549 --> 06:26.386 Nobody. She doesn't know what she's talking about. 06:26.469 --> 06:29.347 -Clearly. -Sorry to interrupt. 06:29.430 --> 06:31.766 I just wanted to bring you girls a tasty drink. 06:31.849 --> 06:33.393 Thank you! 06:33.476 --> 06:34.936 -,Now go away, Karen. 06:36.854 --> 06:38.231 -Mm. 06:39.482 --> 06:41.984 -Ugh. My stepmom is such a kiss-ass. -Photo op! 06:42.068 --> 06:43.027 Okay. 06:43.611 --> 06:46.030 Mm. 06:46.114 --> 06:47.907 Okay. One second. 06:48.783 --> 06:50.284 -So cute. 06:50.368 --> 06:53.037 Oh my gosh. Stunning. Oh, yeah. No, I love it. 06:53.121 --> 06:55.248 Yes. Oh my God, give me everything. 06:55.331 --> 06:56.374 Can we take one of just me? 06:56.457 --> 06:58.167 And can you move the wilted flowers? 06:58.668 --> 07:00.711 They're dead? Oh my God, I hate dead things. 07:00.795 --> 07:02.338 -So gross. -Ugh. 07:05.091 --> 07:06.968 Well, not all dead things are gross. 07:08.219 --> 07:09.429 I mean, like cows. 07:10.763 --> 07:12.181 Hamburgers are good. 07:13.975 --> 07:16.811 Uh, do you guys ever think about what happens after? 07:16.894 --> 07:17.812 To the cows? 07:17.895 --> 07:22.191 No. Like… like when we graduate, and we move on to the next phase. 07:22.275 --> 07:24.485 You know, and… and we're hanging out with new people. 07:24.569 --> 07:26.404 People who aren't… people. 07:26.487 --> 07:28.281 They're other things. 07:28.364 --> 07:30.783 What other things would we be hanging out with? 07:30.867 --> 07:32.410 You know, uh… 07:32.493 --> 07:35.413 When we start over, and we're not nearly as popular anymore. 07:36.414 --> 07:38.082 I'm always gonna be popular. 07:38.166 --> 07:40.460 -How do you know that? -I just do. 07:40.543 --> 07:42.879 Oh. But how do you sustain that? 07:42.962 --> 07:44.380 By any means possible. 07:45.590 --> 07:46.424 Oh. 07:49.385 --> 07:53.181 -It's so nice hanging out with you. -Yeah, it's… it's nice to be alone. 07:54.307 --> 07:55.224 Ish. 07:58.060 --> 08:00.980 Thank you for being cool with me chilling until my date. 08:02.273 --> 08:05.735 Not a prob. Nothing more chill than… than this. 08:07.278 --> 08:08.404 I need a fork. 08:11.949 --> 08:14.035 Isn't this so nice? All of us being friends? 08:14.118 --> 08:17.455 Sure. But maybe just not on a date. 08:17.538 --> 08:20.791 You're right. I'm gonna make her feel bad and weird. And I'll ask her to leave. 08:20.875 --> 08:24.295 No, I… I just thought it was gonna be just you and me. 08:24.378 --> 08:26.172 Do you guys want me to go? 08:26.255 --> 08:27.173 No! 08:27.256 --> 08:29.675 Because Jake L… rainchecked. 08:29.759 --> 08:32.011 Rude! Does "L" stand for "Loser"? 08:33.304 --> 08:35.556 Hi! Can we get some new fries? 08:35.640 --> 08:37.391 We stopped eating them, and they got cold. 08:37.475 --> 08:38.559 Oh my God! 08:38.643 --> 08:41.354 I love you guys! Hate you. Love you. 08:41.437 --> 08:42.563 You, I don't know. 08:42.647 --> 08:45.107 Oh, I'm not online. I'm more of a… a private person. 08:45.191 --> 08:46.859 Weird. Can you take our pic? 08:47.443 --> 08:48.402 Sure. 08:49.695 --> 08:51.155 Ooh! Pretend to be fighting. 08:58.913 --> 09:00.623 -So… 09:02.416 --> 09:03.459 That's cool, babe. 09:05.336 --> 09:06.796 I didn't say anything. 09:09.799 --> 09:12.051 Can you stop texting so we can talk? 09:12.134 --> 09:13.052 Totally. 09:16.389 --> 09:18.266 -Now you're texting each other? 09:20.142 --> 09:21.143 -Stop. -Yes. 09:22.186 --> 09:24.021 -You gonna answer those? 09:24.105 --> 09:27.483 Uh, no. They want me to follow up on the ghostly presence I felt at your party. 09:27.567 --> 09:30.444 You know, I get that I'm the medium and the emotional glue of the group, 09:30.528 --> 09:33.489 but it's like… "Can't I have one night to myself?" 09:34.532 --> 09:36.117 Are you feeling anything? 09:36.617 --> 09:38.953 Besides, uh, greatness? 09:46.002 --> 09:48.087 What's wrong? Am I bumming you out? 09:48.170 --> 09:51.090 -Brad says I do that to people. -No, no, no. It's not you. 09:51.173 --> 09:54.385 I, uh… I'm just in my feelings about something else. 09:54.885 --> 09:56.679 Uh, someone else. 09:57.430 --> 09:59.265 What would you do if you created a monster? 09:59.348 --> 10:03.686 I actually have. Sophomore year, I created a servitor to help me write my paper, 10:03.769 --> 10:06.105 but then my, uh… my servitor came after me. 10:06.689 --> 10:08.983 A real Frankenstein's monster situation. 10:10.026 --> 10:11.777 Oh, you mean Erika. 10:12.278 --> 10:15.114 The power of best friends is that you can always patch things up. 10:15.615 --> 10:17.617 No matter how weird and annoying they're being. 10:17.700 --> 10:19.535 Yeah, I dunno. It might be too late. 10:20.036 --> 10:23.331 -The friend is using a weird fake voice. -You think that's Brad's real voice? 10:25.625 --> 10:27.543 Best friends don't give up on best friends. 10:28.919 --> 10:33.466 Even when they have to swallow their pride and be… the better best friend. 10:34.508 --> 10:35.676 The real Erika's in there. 10:36.260 --> 10:37.511 You just have to find her. 10:44.727 --> 10:46.020 -Bye, guys. -Bye. 10:46.103 --> 10:47.063 Bye, girl. 10:53.110 --> 10:56.739 Hey, am I seeing things, or were you out with Jake C and Riley? 10:56.822 --> 10:59.283 -Yeah, so? -I don't know. It's a little bit weird. 10:59.367 --> 11:01.285 You lying in wait in my bushes is weird. 11:01.369 --> 11:04.372 -Come to yell at me again? -No. I… I come in peace. 11:04.955 --> 11:07.708 -Out of love. -I really felt the love for me today. 11:07.792 --> 11:08.709 Hey, look. 11:08.793 --> 11:11.379 Look, I'm… I'm really sorry. I get that you're on edge right now. 11:11.462 --> 11:14.548 You just found out you're dead, and that's, like… a hard thing to process. 11:14.632 --> 11:17.551 But it's me, you know, your best friend of a decade. 11:19.261 --> 11:20.846 Can't we just talk for real? 11:20.930 --> 11:21.889 We're talking. 11:25.267 --> 11:28.646 I… I didn't realize how much time it would take to leave a legacy. 11:29.271 --> 11:31.774 You know, time that you wouldn't be able to spend with me. 11:32.942 --> 11:34.735 I… I really miss you. 11:35.945 --> 11:37.780 Can't we just put aside the petty bullshit 11:37.863 --> 11:41.200 and just be us for the handful of days we have left? 11:41.283 --> 11:42.993 Prom is in a week, and then 11:43.619 --> 11:44.495 that's it. 11:45.663 --> 11:47.206 We're running out of time. 11:49.291 --> 11:51.377 Oh my gosh, Gia. You're right. 11:52.878 --> 11:54.171 I don't have time. 11:57.049 --> 11:58.342 I need an extension! 11:59.135 --> 12:01.846 I mean, the ghost that I know needs an extension. 12:01.929 --> 12:04.014 Uh, yeah, we can definitely help with that. 12:04.098 --> 12:06.559 Um, but first, I need some info about your friend. 12:06.642 --> 12:08.978 -What? -Uh, promposal ideas. 12:09.061 --> 12:12.773 -Whoa! Who're you going to prom with? -I'm trying to have a conversation. 12:12.857 --> 12:15.025 I can tell you're trying, but desperation's not a tactic. 12:15.109 --> 12:17.278 You need to give her the telepathic stare-down. 12:17.361 --> 12:19.280 Tell her how you feel without 12:20.072 --> 12:20.906 saying it. 12:20.990 --> 12:22.450 -I don't need your help. -Yes, you do. 12:22.533 --> 12:23.492 -Not right now. -Okay. 12:23.576 --> 12:26.162 Sorry, sorry. Um, so, what is Gia's dream promposal? 12:26.245 --> 12:27.496 No idea. 12:27.580 --> 12:30.082 Seems like something best friends would know, but whatever. 12:30.166 --> 12:32.501 I'm trying to get ideas, and you know her better than I do. 12:32.585 --> 12:34.295 So… Um, What's her favorite flower? 12:34.378 --> 12:38.007 Is she more of a big public gesture kind of girl or more private? 12:38.090 --> 12:41.218 Would a flash mob be considered cheesy? 12:41.302 --> 12:42.928 Why don't you just text her? 12:43.429 --> 12:44.722 -Yeah? -Yeah. 12:44.805 --> 12:47.016 I guess texting is kind of our thing. 12:47.683 --> 12:49.643 Okay. Yeah, I'll work on a draft right now. 12:49.727 --> 12:51.145 Liquid courage. 12:52.563 --> 12:53.606 Okay. Back to me. 12:53.689 --> 12:56.984 So, what if a ghost doesn't wanna finish its unfinished business 12:57.067 --> 12:59.612 and, you know, wants to stay embodied for… 13:00.154 --> 13:03.324 I dunno. 60… …70 years? 13:03.407 --> 13:04.784 Or maybe even just like a month. 13:04.867 --> 13:07.995 Um, are there any, uh, tricks or loopholes? 13:08.078 --> 13:09.371 Sure. A couple. 13:09.455 --> 13:11.749 Edgar Allan Poe and Emily Dickinson stayed embodied 13:11.832 --> 13:13.793 because they became famous posthumously. 13:13.876 --> 13:16.378 Their spirits were stronger in death than they were in life. 13:16.462 --> 13:20.633 Done. The ghost that I know is way more famous now than when it was alive, so… 13:20.716 --> 13:22.676 And what about the bodies? 13:23.719 --> 13:25.346 -Were they put to rest? -Uh-uh. 13:25.429 --> 13:27.431 -How do you know? -We just do. 13:27.515 --> 13:29.183 Edgar's actually my uncle's roommate. 13:29.266 --> 13:31.018 -Any more loopholes? -Marilyn Monroe. 13:31.101 --> 13:34.063 Her UFB was to marry JFK, but… 13:34.146 --> 13:37.274 Okay, I get it. It was her fame. Bigger in death than in life. 13:37.358 --> 13:39.819 Then a ghost can stall its UFB. 13:39.902 --> 13:40.903 Or cancel it. 13:40.986 --> 13:42.154 Cool. Thank you. 13:42.238 --> 13:45.324 -Hey, uh, can you help me? Texter's block. -No time. 13:45.407 --> 13:47.743 -Right. Prom assembly's about to start. -Is that today? 13:48.786 --> 13:49.912 Uh, right now. 13:51.789 --> 13:54.166 Shit! I have to cancel it. Prom can't happen! 13:54.250 --> 13:57.127 As your student body president slash prom committee chair, 13:57.211 --> 14:00.756 it is my honor to introduce our prom theme. 14:00.840 --> 14:02.842 This has been nine months in the making. 14:02.925 --> 14:05.010 So, hopefully, you don't mind waiting a little longer 14:05.094 --> 14:07.096 -as I give a few thank-yous. 14:08.347 --> 14:11.350 I'd like to thank Meredith, who stayed up six nights in a row 14:11.433 --> 14:13.561 making these amazing paper roses. 14:13.644 --> 14:16.647 I'd also like to thank the Potts family for donating the costumes 14:16.730 --> 14:18.607 from their own personal collection. 14:20.317 --> 14:22.194 And now for the big reveal. 14:23.279 --> 14:25.823 -Drumroll, please! 14:38.586 --> 14:40.212 This is bullshit! 14:42.590 --> 14:44.341 Prom is bullshit. 14:44.425 --> 14:46.427 It's lame and it's cheesy. 14:46.510 --> 14:49.847 And everyone has such high expectations, they're guaranteed to be disappointed. 14:51.265 --> 14:52.766 It's also problematic. 14:53.726 --> 14:55.185 It's promblematic. 15:00.149 --> 15:02.568 Prom lifts up the haves and the hots, 15:02.651 --> 15:04.653 but completely disempowers the have-nots, okay? 15:04.737 --> 15:07.156 It is classist, and sexist, and 15:07.656 --> 15:08.824 ageist. 15:09.950 --> 15:11.243 I'm 16. 15:11.911 --> 15:14.246 Only high schoolers get to go to prom. That's exclusionary. 15:14.330 --> 15:16.540 Don't even get me started about what happens after prom. 15:16.624 --> 15:18.459 Alcohol poisoning, drunk driving, 15:18.542 --> 15:20.502 drive-through diarrhea. Prom kills! 15:20.586 --> 15:23.380 Are you okay, Erika? It seems like you're going mad. 15:23.464 --> 15:25.466 I am going mad, Emma. 15:25.549 --> 15:26.926 I'm mad for a girl 15:27.593 --> 15:28.886 named Alice. 15:30.346 --> 15:31.513 Hmpf. 15:31.597 --> 15:34.433 A girl that just wanted to take a nap, 15:34.516 --> 15:36.310 which I feel like we can all relate to, 15:36.393 --> 15:39.647 but instead, she goes down the rabbit hole. 15:39.730 --> 15:41.774 Yeah, AKA kidnapping. 15:41.857 --> 15:46.445 Then she gets roofied, gaslit, and forced to wear tights and patent leather shoes. 15:46.528 --> 15:50.199 -Which I don't even want to talk about. -Not to mention the themes of colonialism. 15:50.282 --> 15:52.534 -Yes. Thank you, Mrs. Huang. -Right. 15:52.618 --> 15:54.078 And then there's the body shaming. 15:54.870 --> 15:55.788 First, 15:55.871 --> 15:57.081 she's too big. 15:58.207 --> 16:00.626 Then, she is too small. 16:00.709 --> 16:02.795 And we all know what the cat represents. 16:03.545 --> 16:05.130 -A vagina. 16:05.214 --> 16:08.092 Forced to be deflowered on prom night, okay? 16:08.175 --> 16:10.427 -What's up with that? -It's pagan bullcrap! 16:10.511 --> 16:14.098 Yes. So what about instead of screwing after prom, 16:14.181 --> 16:15.849 we just skip it, 16:15.933 --> 16:17.726 and we just say, "Screw prom"? 16:19.061 --> 16:20.854 Let's effing go! 16:20.938 --> 16:22.815 Uh… No, no, no. Let's not go. 16:22.898 --> 16:26.193 Jake C, will you not not not go to prom with me? 16:26.276 --> 16:28.529 -Come on, Jake! -Um… 16:28.612 --> 16:30.739 -Come on, bro! -Yeah, tell her! 16:30.823 --> 16:31.699 Mm-hm. 16:31.782 --> 16:32.658 Okay, great! 16:32.741 --> 16:36.412 Yay! So if I'm not gonna go, and you're not gonna go, 16:36.495 --> 16:38.539 then maybe we should just cancel it. 16:38.622 --> 16:39.665 Cancel it! 16:39.748 --> 16:41.792 Yes! Let's cancel prom. 16:41.875 --> 16:43.252 Cancel prom! 16:43.335 --> 16:44.962 -Cancel prom! - Cancel prom! 16:45.045 --> 16:48.007 Cancel prom! 16:52.136 --> 16:54.471 Let's tear it down! 17:00.310 --> 17:03.731 No! 17:26.712 --> 17:28.380 -Erika! 17:31.842 --> 17:34.136 You… You can't. You can't just cancel prom. 17:34.219 --> 17:36.055 Don't you understand? You're not gonna ascend. 17:36.138 --> 17:38.390 -It's fine. I found a loophole. -What loophole? 17:38.474 --> 17:41.310 I can stick around if I'm more famous in death than in life. 17:41.393 --> 17:43.604 There is no prom, so there is no business to finish. 17:43.687 --> 17:45.564 Bullshit. This is gonna bite you in the ass. 17:45.647 --> 17:46.899 Hey. Don't worry about me. 17:46.982 --> 17:49.276 Well, you're ruining prom for everyone else, including me. 17:49.359 --> 17:52.112 Do you even care about anyone or anything other than you? 17:52.196 --> 17:54.073 Like, I don't know… Maybe your rotting corpse? 17:54.156 --> 17:56.283 I haven't been there a week, and nothing's happened. 17:56.366 --> 17:59.328 Yeah, because I've been Postmates-ing ice to the road by the woods every day! 17:59.411 --> 18:02.081 -I didn't ask you to. -What you gonna do when somebody finds it? 18:02.164 --> 18:04.750 -How you gonna stop them? -By any means possible. 18:04.833 --> 18:06.418 Well, I… I am gonna take your body 18:06.502 --> 18:08.295 and I'm gonna drag it to the middle of the road 18:08.378 --> 18:10.214 in the center of town so everybody finds you. 18:10.297 --> 18:12.257 That moose weighs 1,000 pounds. You can't move it! 18:12.341 --> 18:15.761 -Her name is Shelley, and watch me! -Over my dead-- 18:15.844 --> 18:17.638 -What the hell was that? -Can we discuss later? 18:17.721 --> 18:19.973 Not only did you totally 180 me on prom again, 18:20.057 --> 18:22.142 but you put me on the spot in a very public way. 18:22.226 --> 18:23.352 You said it was okay. 18:23.435 --> 18:25.604 Because there were 100 people screaming at me. 18:25.687 --> 18:28.273 I'm sorry. I'm sure this was so, so hard for you. 18:28.357 --> 18:30.943 And I would love to address this. In private, of course. 18:31.026 --> 18:32.694 But I've way bigger things to deal with now 18:32.778 --> 18:34.571 than you being a whiny little bitch. 18:48.919 --> 18:51.421 -Move it or lose it, freaks! -We need to talk. 18:52.005 --> 18:54.508 Your ghost, it's someone close to you, right? 18:54.591 --> 18:58.053 When you said it's personal, did you mean, like, really personal? 18:58.137 --> 18:59.805 Yes, I meant personal. 18:59.888 --> 19:02.641 And personal also means private. 19:02.724 --> 19:05.602 So, if you don't wanna become a ghost too, frickin' move! 19:10.399 --> 19:12.568 -Oh, no, you don't! 19:13.777 --> 19:14.611 Gia! 19:16.780 --> 19:17.906 Leg cramp. 19:17.990 --> 19:20.325 Dead leg. Dead dead leg. 19:20.409 --> 19:21.910 Get out of the way, Gia! 19:24.538 --> 19:26.665 This isn't fair. You have a lower center of gravity! 19:26.748 --> 19:28.834 "I'm Erika. My life totally sucks." 19:28.917 --> 19:31.712 "My boyfriend is too hot. My bully is too nice." 19:31.795 --> 19:33.130 "My parents are too supportive." 19:33.213 --> 19:34.798 "My best friend isn't supportive enough." 19:34.882 --> 19:36.925 -I'm dead! -Your point? 19:37.009 --> 19:40.429 At least you have the option to live a life that sucks! I would die for that! 19:40.512 --> 19:42.472 I mean… You know what I mean! 19:45.934 --> 19:48.395 This is so gross! 19:55.027 --> 19:57.279 -Get off me, bitch! -I'm not a bitch! 19:58.864 --> 20:00.240 Takes one to make one! 20:00.324 --> 20:04.578 Well, I'm sorry that I forced you out of your woe-is-me sad loser comfort zone 20:04.661 --> 20:06.955 just so you could actually have some fun! My bad. 20:07.039 --> 20:09.416 And I wasn't the one who turned you into the exact person 20:09.499 --> 20:11.335 that made you so sad in the first place! 20:11.418 --> 20:13.253 Just admit you're jealous of Riley! 20:13.337 --> 20:14.963 I am not talking about Riley. 20:15.047 --> 20:16.924 I'm talking about you! This was all you, babe! 20:17.007 --> 20:20.427 Then I guess you're a bitch by association 'cause you could never be a real bitch! 20:20.510 --> 20:22.179 -'Cause you don't have the guts! 20:26.975 --> 20:28.060 Oh, yeah? 20:31.897 --> 20:35.442 Hey, guys. We've all been begging Erika to drop the skin-care routine. 20:35.525 --> 20:36.568 So here it is. 20:36.652 --> 20:39.029 Blood, moose juice, corpse shavings. 20:39.112 --> 20:41.865 And, of course, a healthy diet of maggots. 20:41.949 --> 20:43.784 -#Ad, #Influencer. 20:43.867 --> 20:46.245 -#GoingDown! 20:46.328 --> 20:47.746 Oh, you bitch.