WEBVTT 00:05.025 --> 00:07.236 Previously on Velma... 00:07.236 --> 00:09.447 The last place my mom's cell phone pinged 00:09.447 --> 00:12.491 the night she went missing was at Fred's house. 00:13.534 --> 00:15.703 My name's Fred. Who are you? 00:15.703 --> 00:18.289 They call me "The Thing." 00:20.666 --> 00:22.001 Oh God, my heart! 00:29.717 --> 00:31.427 Did that work? 00:31.427 --> 00:32.428 Yeah. 00:44.190 --> 00:46.942 Well, good luck finding your mom. 00:50.738 --> 00:53.115 What the hell just happened? 00:55.659 --> 00:58.162 So, yeah, let's do this. 00:58.162 --> 00:59.705 I've avoided it long enough 00:59.705 --> 01:01.081 with winks and nods. 01:01.081 --> 01:03.250 Let's finally talk about only thing 01:03.250 --> 01:05.961 you've ever really wanted to know about me. 01:05.961 --> 01:09.840 - Is Velma Dinkley, ga--ga-- - Velma, snap out of it! 01:09.840 --> 01:12.635 You fed the cat Sophie's prenatal vitamins. 01:14.678 --> 01:16.055 Oh, sorry. 01:16.055 --> 01:19.183 I was just thinking about mom, and only mom. 01:19.183 --> 01:21.101 She disappeared at Fred's house. Bye. 01:25.022 --> 01:26.565 Huh? 01:30.110 --> 01:31.821 Norville. 01:31.821 --> 01:33.155 Guess what Daphne gave me? 01:33.155 --> 01:34.782 Uh, is it mononucleosis? 01:34.782 --> 01:36.367 Because I saw you two kiss last night. 01:36.367 --> 01:40.204 Daphne and me kiss, what? Her hands on my hips, what? 01:40.204 --> 01:42.706 The heat of a thousand suns passing between us, what? 01:42.706 --> 01:46.043 Time both infinite and finite-- Okay, we kissed. But it's not a big deal. 01:46.043 --> 01:48.045 You possibly being gay is a huge deal. 01:48.045 --> 01:51.006 For one, it reduces me to a cliched straight best friend. 01:51.006 --> 01:54.718 Norville, we only kissed because Daphne was trying to stop a hallucination. 01:54.718 --> 01:57.304 She gave me my mom's cold-case file. And guess what? 01:57.304 --> 01:59.974 The last place her cellphone pinged, was Fred's house. 01:59.974 --> 02:02.059 Wait, Fred. That's huge. 02:02.059 --> 02:03.561 Though not, "you might be gay," huge. 02:03.561 --> 02:04.895 Okay, stop. 02:04.895 --> 02:06.397 In this day and age, you can't speculate 02:06.397 --> 02:08.232 about someone's sexuality unless they're famous, 02:08.232 --> 02:09.608 or Peppermint Patty. 02:09.608 --> 02:11.402 Wait, you didn't tell anyone, did you? 02:11.402 --> 02:13.696 Mazel on your first kiss, Velma. 02:13.696 --> 02:16.240 - You told your dad? - He's a therapist. 02:16.240 --> 02:18.075 I thought you might want to talk to someone 02:18.075 --> 02:19.243 about whether you like women, 02:19.243 --> 02:21.579 or maybe women and one cool guy? 02:21.579 --> 02:23.831 Your dad is a high school guidance counselor, 02:23.831 --> 02:25.499 the lowest form of therapist. 02:25.499 --> 02:27.751 He's worse than the free therapy app I downloaded 02:27.751 --> 02:29.420 that's obviously Russian spyware. 02:33.215 --> 02:36.051 Okay, well, I think you're gonna have a little more respect 02:36.051 --> 02:37.928 for my dad after this morning. 02:37.928 --> 02:39.305 He's running a mental health assembly 02:39.305 --> 02:41.307 to help students process the murders. 02:41.307 --> 02:43.851 There's gonna be hella pamphlets. 02:47.271 --> 02:48.522 Welcome, kids! 02:48.522 --> 02:50.816 I'm Nutso, The Mental Health Squirrel. 02:52.484 --> 02:55.487 Good morning, my students! 02:55.487 --> 02:57.448 Good morning, Principal Rogers. 02:57.448 --> 02:58.449 Good morning, Mom. 02:58.449 --> 03:00.075 And now my turn. 03:00.075 --> 03:02.870 Good morning, my students! 03:03.954 --> 03:05.247 Good morning, Dad! 03:05.247 --> 03:07.166 Good morning, my beautiful boy. 03:07.166 --> 03:09.501 And welcome to the Crystal Cove High School 03:09.501 --> 03:10.753 Mental Health Assembly. 03:10.753 --> 03:12.379 How y'all doing, good? 03:12.379 --> 03:14.006 Bad, you idiot! 03:14.006 --> 03:17.176 Two of our friends had their brains removed by Fred Jones. 03:17.176 --> 03:21.263 See, your dad is worse for teen mental health than waist trainers. 03:21.263 --> 03:23.098 Well, you can talk to me about your feelings. 03:23.098 --> 03:24.892 My dad says therapy is in my blood. 03:24.892 --> 03:26.852 I just got my mom to admit she never wanted kids. 03:26.852 --> 03:29.688 Norville, I don't need to talk to anyone about anything. 03:29.688 --> 03:31.649 Oh, God. Daphne is looking right at me. Hide! 03:31.649 --> 03:33.609 ...comfortable opening up. 03:33.609 --> 03:37.488 So in sum, you can't spell mental health without me. 03:37.488 --> 03:40.491 You can't spell "Kill me," without me either. 03:41.992 --> 03:44.995 Okay, okay. That's enough. 03:44.995 --> 03:46.872 Unless someone has a topper? 03:46.872 --> 03:50.918 No? Well, in addition to spending three minutes on mental health, 03:50.918 --> 03:53.712 the school board is requiring that all girls attend 03:53.712 --> 03:56.006 a women's self-defense class 03:56.006 --> 03:59.218 to protect themselves from any future serial killers. 03:59.218 --> 04:03.263 Uh, why don't the boys have to take a "Don't Murder Girls" class? 04:03.263 --> 04:06.016 Because I only have $50 in the budget 04:06.016 --> 04:08.978 to combat centuries of toxic masculinity. 04:08.978 --> 04:12.773 Now, please welcome your women's self-defense class teachers. 04:12.773 --> 04:14.858 Moms? 04:14.858 --> 04:16.110 All right, ladies. 04:16.110 --> 04:17.569 Who's ready to grab their friends 04:17.569 --> 04:20.447 and roll around on the floor for a little bit? 04:20.447 --> 04:21.657 So hot. 04:21.657 --> 04:23.242 Oh, God. Get off your ass! 04:23.242 --> 04:25.911 We're gonna talk to Fred about my missing mom right now. 04:31.458 --> 04:33.168 Oh, give me one of those tattoos 04:33.168 --> 04:36.130 that's actually secret clues about how to escape prison. 04:36.130 --> 04:38.257 I learned how to do this while at Ole Miss. 04:38.257 --> 04:40.759 I can do butterflies and Confederate flags. 04:40.759 --> 04:43.846 Jones, there's, like, a talking meatloaf here to see you. 04:43.846 --> 04:44.888 Velma? 04:46.557 --> 04:47.850 Norville. How do I look? 04:47.850 --> 04:49.601 Is it obvious I have two bean bags in my bra? 04:49.601 --> 04:51.729 Wait. Are you still attracted to Fred? 04:51.729 --> 04:55.357 He's a convicted serial killer who might be connected to your mom's disappearance. 04:55.357 --> 04:57.526 That's why I'm so confused about Daphne. 04:57.526 --> 05:00.279 Sure, she was my first kiss, but whenever I used to make out with my hand, 05:00.279 --> 05:01.947 I called it Fred. 05:01.947 --> 05:04.241 Okay, Velma, you have to talk about this with someone. 05:04.241 --> 05:05.743 I don't have time. 05:05.743 --> 05:07.619 I have to focus on finding out what happened to my mom. 05:07.619 --> 05:11.206 So many mysteries, so little time. 05:11.206 --> 05:14.418 - Daphne? - Maybe another kiss will help clear things up. 05:15.461 --> 05:16.545 Muah! 05:16.545 --> 05:17.963 Oh, God. I'm hallucinating. 05:17.963 --> 05:20.215 Muah, muah, muah, muah, muah. 05:22.509 --> 05:23.594 Hi. 05:25.179 --> 05:26.764 Velma, what do I do? 05:28.432 --> 05:29.808 Ah! 05:29.808 --> 05:31.268 Should I kiss you like Daphne did? 05:31.268 --> 05:32.770 Without consent, I'll remind you. 05:32.770 --> 05:34.021 No, don't kiss me. 05:34.021 --> 05:35.397 I'm already confused. 05:35.397 --> 05:37.608 Kissing me would confuse you. Wait, why? 05:37.608 --> 05:39.151 This isn't about you right now. 05:39.151 --> 05:41.111 Just make me laugh like last time. 05:41.111 --> 05:44.073 But a kiss might awaken passions we've been too scared to admit. 05:44.073 --> 05:46.325 Why deprive ourselves that knowledge? 05:47.785 --> 05:49.620 Oh, my God, that was hilarious. 05:49.620 --> 05:51.830 Thank you, Nor-- 05:51.830 --> 05:54.958 Hey, get your friends off me. 05:54.958 --> 05:56.627 Great, if I'm banned from prison, 05:56.627 --> 05:59.171 how am I gonna question Fred about my mom's disappearance? 05:59.171 --> 06:01.465 Let me question Fred. I have a plan. 06:01.465 --> 06:03.801 You just need to figure out your feelings for Daphne. 06:03.801 --> 06:05.427 Also, your bean bags are leaking. 06:06.386 --> 06:07.721 Uh... 06:10.015 --> 06:11.308 Okay, listen up. 06:11.308 --> 06:13.310 These are the skills you need to survive. 06:13.310 --> 06:16.313 When a massive, burly man springs up and attacks you, 06:16.313 --> 06:19.483 notice, she said, when you get attacked, not if. 06:19.483 --> 06:21.068 Don't fight. 06:21.068 --> 06:24.196 Just make like a grown man who lightly stubbed his toe. 06:24.196 --> 06:26.824 Yell, fall down, and go limp. 06:26.824 --> 06:28.242 Now, to demonstrate. 06:28.242 --> 06:30.869 We've pre-selected our own daughter, Daphne 06:30.869 --> 06:33.413 to play the beautiful but vulnerable victim, 06:33.413 --> 06:35.624 while the gruff assailant will be... 06:35.624 --> 06:36.750 Ow. 06:36.750 --> 06:38.293 - Velma. - Who's calling me gruff? 06:38.293 --> 06:39.419 I'm not gruff. 06:39.419 --> 06:40.504 Wait, I'm with Daphne. 06:40.504 --> 06:42.798 Uh, I have to go to the bathroom. 06:43.966 --> 06:46.844 Uh, me too. 06:53.433 --> 06:55.185 - Hey. - Hey. 06:55.185 --> 06:58.647 So, uh, this is so stupid, but before rolling around on each other, 06:58.647 --> 07:00.357 I thought maybe we should 07:00.357 --> 07:02.776 talk about our, uh, kiss. 07:02.776 --> 07:04.862 Just in case you're confused. 07:04.862 --> 07:06.488 I am. 07:06.488 --> 07:08.448 I mean, hanging out and dealing drugs together yesterday 07:08.448 --> 07:11.785 made me realize how much I've missed our friendship. 07:11.785 --> 07:15.247 So I guess my question is, do you... 07:15.247 --> 07:17.040 - like me? - Like you? 07:17.040 --> 07:18.959 I haven't really thought about it. 07:18.959 --> 07:21.545 You were dating Fred, until he went to prison. 07:21.545 --> 07:23.213 Do you like me? 07:23.213 --> 07:24.840 I asked you first. 07:24.840 --> 07:27.217 Don't try to make me the vulnerable one here. 07:27.217 --> 07:29.136 Well, I mean, you kissed me. 07:29.136 --> 07:32.723 To stop your hallucination. But then you kissed me, like, whoa! 07:32.723 --> 07:34.808 Well, then let's just say we kissed each other. 07:34.808 --> 07:37.561 Even though we both know it was you who kissed me. 07:37.561 --> 07:40.772 Which is impossible because I don't like you like that. 07:40.772 --> 07:41.940 I like Fred. 07:43.192 --> 07:44.651 Oh, good. 07:44.651 --> 07:46.570 Because I don't like you like that either. 07:46.570 --> 07:48.405 Perfect. We're on the same page. 07:48.405 --> 07:50.824 Wow. I'm so glad we resolved all our issues 07:50.824 --> 07:52.576 before we had to punch each other. 07:52.576 --> 07:53.911 Me too. 07:53.911 --> 07:56.914 And... Fight to see who's less vulnerable. 08:03.170 --> 08:04.588 What the hell, Daphne? 08:04.588 --> 08:06.465 If I was a real attacker, you could've hurt me. 08:06.465 --> 08:07.966 You're supposed to go limp. 08:07.966 --> 08:10.093 And potentially let myself get hurt by you instead? 08:10.093 --> 08:11.970 My journal's not gonna believe this. 08:11.970 --> 08:14.223 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Cool it, ladies. 08:14.223 --> 08:17.226 There is no room for personal beef in this class. 08:17.226 --> 08:19.478 We are not here to attack each other. 08:19.478 --> 08:21.438 - At least not until tomorrow. - Why? 08:21.438 --> 08:24.441 What's tomorrow? Oh, no. Is it fajita day in the cafeteria? 08:24.441 --> 08:26.944 Last year some kid lost an eye fighting for guac. 08:26.944 --> 08:28.779 No, after mastering 08:28.779 --> 08:31.907 today's self defense techniques, tomorrow you'll be competing 08:31.907 --> 08:35.619 in the All Crystal Cove Women's Self Defense Class Tournament. 08:35.619 --> 08:40.415 What? How will fighting girls help us defend ourselves against attacks from guys? 08:40.415 --> 08:41.708 Is first prize a gun? 08:41.708 --> 08:44.378 It is now. Great idea! 08:44.378 --> 08:46.213 But the point of this is to determine 08:46.213 --> 08:49.591 - who was the least vulnerable girl in school. - Ugh! 08:49.591 --> 08:51.468 Okay, but... 08:51.468 --> 08:54.263 is the best way to prevent an attacker really just to become one. 08:54.263 --> 08:56.056 Works for Batman. 08:56.056 --> 09:00.018 Good luck tomorrow, girls. And may the least vulnerable girl win. 09:08.193 --> 09:10.654 Wait. You wanna give me therapy? I don't know. 09:10.654 --> 09:14.574 Jones men normally bury their emotions until they explode on a family vacation, 09:14.574 --> 09:19.037 Sure, but therapy isn't just a great way for therapists to remodel their kitchens. 09:19.037 --> 09:20.998 It also helps people. 09:20.998 --> 09:23.458 And I thought there might be some things in your past you'd want to discuss. 09:23.458 --> 09:26.169 Like, how Father stood me up at my birthday party? 09:26.169 --> 09:30.007 I tried to steer the hot air balloon myself, but I was only four. 09:30.007 --> 09:32.342 Huh. Yeah, you think we should start there? 09:32.342 --> 09:34.678 But I'd actually rather talk about moms. 09:34.678 --> 09:37.639 Oh, I do miss my mom. Uh, prison is cool, 09:37.639 --> 09:40.142 but nobody watches me pee quite like Mother. 09:40.142 --> 09:43.395 Wow, another great place to start, but... 09:43.395 --> 09:45.355 what do you think about Velma's mom? 09:45.355 --> 09:47.482 Diya Dinkley, she went missing at your house. 09:47.482 --> 09:51.236 Uh, you know, I think visiting time's over. I should go. 09:51.236 --> 09:54.323 Everything okay over here, with the guy who put me in prison? 09:54.323 --> 09:56.491 Look, pal. I don't want any problems. 09:56.491 --> 09:58.952 I'm just talking to my friend on behalf of a female friend 09:58.952 --> 10:01.121 who might become more than a friend if I play my cards right. 10:01.121 --> 10:02.873 You're wasting your time, buddy. 10:02.873 --> 10:06.585 Romantic relationships between old friends rarely work out. 10:06.585 --> 10:07.878 It's always one-sided. 10:07.878 --> 10:09.046 That's not true! 10:11.131 --> 10:12.007 Ooh! 10:12.758 --> 10:14.051 Uh-uh. 10:32.277 --> 10:35.238 Okay, first girl to move the other off the mat advances. Ready? 10:35.238 --> 10:37.908 I'm going to beat the Brazilian butt lift out of you. 10:37.908 --> 10:40.577 You'll never undo the work of Dr. Gross. 10:40.577 --> 10:42.037 I'm on the website. 10:42.037 --> 10:43.914 And... Fight! 10:43.914 --> 10:45.791 Whoo! Yes! 10:51.671 --> 10:53.423 Pathetic. 10:53.423 --> 10:55.467 Wow, I can't believe I was gonna fake a limp to get out of this. 10:57.386 --> 10:59.429 - That's it. Go limp. - Wha... 11:00.806 --> 11:04.267 Protect my butt. Please throw me on my face. 11:04.267 --> 11:07.020 - Sorry, I can't tell which one's which. - Ah! 11:14.861 --> 11:16.113 Where do you think you're going? 11:16.113 --> 11:19.533 Kill her, honey. I mean, go sportsmanship! 11:19.533 --> 11:22.953 Sportsmanship her up and teamwork out the pieces. 11:48.728 --> 11:50.981 I am not vulnerable. 11:50.981 --> 11:52.649 No one will ever hurt me. 11:56.736 --> 12:00.407 So he pushed me, and I said classic transference. 12:00.407 --> 12:01.908 and that's the last thing I remember. 12:01.908 --> 12:03.577 Guess I'm not as great a therapist as I thought. 12:03.577 --> 12:05.287 Norville, stop. 12:05.287 --> 12:08.290 First rule of therapy, you are as great as you think you are. 12:08.290 --> 12:11.960 Unfortunately, no one will ever take you seriously as a therapist 12:11.960 --> 12:13.336 without this one little thing. 12:13.336 --> 12:14.963 A PhD in psychology? 12:14.963 --> 12:16.715 Please. 12:16.715 --> 12:18.717 I never finished mine and literally no one's checked. No. 12:18.717 --> 12:23.638 The only thing a therapist really needs is a good cardigan. 12:23.638 --> 12:26.016 It makes you look so dumpy and non-threatening, 12:26.016 --> 12:28.977 people instantly feel comfortable opening up to you. 12:29.978 --> 12:31.646 How do I look? 12:31.646 --> 12:35.317 Like I want to scream about how loud your mom chews. 12:35.317 --> 12:37.736 Hey, it's working already. Hmm. 12:41.156 --> 12:43.116 Daphne, this is ridiculous. 12:43.116 --> 12:45.285 Are we really going to fight instead of just talking about what happened? 12:45.285 --> 12:48.205 If memory serves, I asked you a question. 12:48.205 --> 12:49.956 I'm still waiting for an answer. 12:49.956 --> 12:51.875 Fine. I'll admit it. 12:51.875 --> 12:53.627 I do like you like that. 12:55.086 --> 12:57.589 What, are you scared of having feelings for a girl? 12:57.589 --> 12:59.883 Velma, please. I have two moms. 12:59.883 --> 13:01.801 I was baptized on the set of Ellen. 13:01.801 --> 13:05.388 It's just I have a lot more at stake than you. 13:05.388 --> 13:06.723 - Huh? - Uh. 13:06.723 --> 13:09.476 Daphne. Why are you talking to that? 13:09.476 --> 13:12.062 Oh, I get it. You have more at stake, 13:12.062 --> 13:14.231 because I'm not as popular as you. 13:14.231 --> 13:16.149 What? You're not popular at all. 13:16.149 --> 13:17.734 Well, let's see how popular you are, 13:17.734 --> 13:20.195 after I kick your perfect ass, Daphne, 13:28.828 --> 13:30.539 Oh, I'll give you something to journal about. 13:30.539 --> 13:33.917 Dear Diary, Gird your loins. 13:35.919 --> 13:38.421 Wait, they pulled me out of mosque for you? 13:38.421 --> 13:41.716 Yes. I thought we could continue your therapy. 13:41.716 --> 13:44.261 What? No way. Why would I wanna-- 13:47.013 --> 13:48.765 Whoa, I feel funny. 13:48.765 --> 13:50.684 Did they drug our food again? 13:50.684 --> 13:51.893 Hmm. 13:51.893 --> 13:53.311 So what were we talking about, Doc? 13:53.311 --> 13:55.730 We were discussing your feelings 13:55.730 --> 13:58.149 about the night Velma's mom, Diya, went missing. 13:58.149 --> 14:01.111 Right, so Father had just bought our house. 14:01.111 --> 14:05.198 It was a dump. And he had this brilliant idea to burn it for the insurance money. 14:05.198 --> 14:08.493 But instead of fraud, you committed murder. 14:08.493 --> 14:12.080 I wish. You can get over murder, but this could ruin a man. 14:12.080 --> 14:13.415 I'll never tell. 14:15.292 --> 14:19.462 So unflattering and disarming. 14:19.462 --> 14:21.464 The truth is, on the night we were going to burn it down, 14:21.464 --> 14:24.217 my father stood me up, just like on my birthday. 14:24.217 --> 14:28.638 Only this time, Bill Gates didn't even jump out of a cake for me. 14:28.638 --> 14:31.349 Wait, that's it? And that's worse than murder? 14:31.349 --> 14:33.685 Oh, then some Indian lady pulled up. 14:33.685 --> 14:35.312 Yes. Tell me about her. 14:35.312 --> 14:37.063 Why, you into that? Respect. 14:37.063 --> 14:39.649 - No. What was she doing there? - I don't know. 14:39.649 --> 14:43.486 My dad told me never to pay attention to women over 35. 14:43.486 --> 14:45.864 Okay. This is useless. 14:45.864 --> 14:49.159 You clearly had nothing to do with Diya's kidnapping. 14:49.159 --> 14:50.660 Sorry, Doc. 14:50.660 --> 14:53.204 You're not getting out of here until you help me 14:53.204 --> 14:54.914 with my passive aggression. 14:54.914 --> 14:57.626 But if you really wanna leave, I guess I can just go suffer 14:57.626 --> 15:00.295 with the other guys waiting to talk to you. 15:01.880 --> 15:03.089 Oh! 15:03.089 --> 15:07.344 Welcome fans of women's self-defense! 15:07.344 --> 15:12.432 Now who's ready for some bone-crushing empowerment? 15:14.267 --> 15:15.477 In one corner, 15:15.477 --> 15:17.729 weighing in at 110 pounds, 15:17.729 --> 15:21.691 and with a social media reach of 12,300, 15:21.691 --> 15:25.487 Daphne, "the Ginger Jack-Hammer" Blake. 15:27.530 --> 15:29.199 And in the other corner, 15:29.199 --> 15:31.534 weighing in at "how-dare-you?" 15:31.534 --> 15:33.662 And with a social media reach of, 15:33.662 --> 15:35.705 "she says she's too good for it." 15:35.705 --> 15:38.875 Velma, Indian middle name, Dinkley. 15:38.875 --> 15:40.460 Yay... 15:40.460 --> 15:41.878 Sit down. 15:41.878 --> 15:45.757 Now let's find out which girl is less vulnerable. 15:45.757 --> 15:48.718 Hydrate up. You're gonna need it when you're crying later. 15:48.718 --> 15:51.388 Wow. I haven't seen someone this overly confident 15:51.388 --> 15:53.056 since my moms on election day, 2016. 15:53.056 --> 15:57.394 Really thought Jill Stein had it. Anyway. Fight! 15:57.394 --> 15:58.561 Ah! 15:58.561 --> 16:00.063 What? 16:00.063 --> 16:02.482 How's your stomach so hard? Are you a robot? 16:02.482 --> 16:04.526 Is that why you never shower after gym? 16:04.526 --> 16:06.361 No, my stomach's like my lips, 16:06.361 --> 16:08.863 soft, and a lot of weird noises come out of it. 16:08.863 --> 16:10.615 What you felt was... 16:10.615 --> 16:12.659 - Wait, that's my journal. - Yeah, 16:12.659 --> 16:14.577 and I'm about to perform the audiobook. 16:14.577 --> 16:16.496 With voices and everything, innit? 16:16.496 --> 16:18.456 Velma, please don't do this. 16:18.456 --> 16:20.917 You hurt me. I hurt you. 16:20.917 --> 16:23.920 Hey, everyone. So you all think that Daphne is the perfect, 16:23.920 --> 16:26.214 beautiful, girl-next-door, right? 16:26.214 --> 16:27.757 Well, it's a lie. 16:27.757 --> 16:29.384 According to her own journal, 16:29.384 --> 16:32.595 Daphne is so messed up that she has a daily session 16:32.595 --> 16:34.764 with our school guidance counselor, Lamont. 16:34.764 --> 16:36.891 to discuss her issues. 16:45.567 --> 16:46.735 Guys, come on. 16:46.735 --> 16:49.320 I just made Daphne vulnerable. I win. 16:49.320 --> 16:52.949 Now laugh as we watch her precious popularity fade away. 16:52.949 --> 16:54.617 Why would we do that? 16:54.617 --> 16:59.664 Mental health is no joke, no matter how lame Lamont is. 16:59.664 --> 17:01.916 Yeah. No matter how lame I am. 17:03.543 --> 17:06.087 Daphne, Daphne! 17:06.713 --> 17:07.797 Oh, no. 17:14.763 --> 17:18.016 Look, Velma, the only way you're going to avoid suspension 17:18.016 --> 17:20.059 is if you apologize to Daphne. 17:20.059 --> 17:21.644 I have to apologize? 17:21.644 --> 17:24.022 She kicked me so hard, my tubes are now tied. 17:24.022 --> 17:28.276 Yes, but you hurt her feelings, which is way worse these days. 17:28.276 --> 17:30.403 Now, would you care to tell me why? 17:30.403 --> 17:33.573 No way. And good luck trying to get in my head without your cardigan, sucker. 17:33.573 --> 17:35.742 Yeah, Norville told me about your little trick. 17:42.749 --> 17:44.709 Fine. I know I have to talk to someone 17:44.709 --> 17:46.586 about my feelings for Daphne, but... 17:49.839 --> 17:52.967 But my mom is the person I talk to when I'm confused. 17:52.967 --> 17:54.928 and talking to anyone else feels like a betrayal, 17:54.928 --> 17:57.305 like I'm admitting she's gone for good. 17:57.305 --> 18:00.391 I see that, but hasn't not talking to someone else 18:00.391 --> 18:02.769 gotten you even further from finding her. 18:04.270 --> 18:05.688 Huh. 18:05.688 --> 18:08.608 Okay. That feels smart, but it's coming from you so... 18:08.608 --> 18:11.194 Yeah. No, I surprised myself there. 18:11.194 --> 18:13.696 I'm really just supposed to talk to kids about college, 18:13.696 --> 18:15.907 but my point is... 18:15.907 --> 18:17.784 uh... uh... Nope. Lost it. 18:17.784 --> 18:19.577 I think you meant that 18:19.577 --> 18:22.080 by refusing to figure out my feelings for Daphne in the beginning, 18:22.080 --> 18:24.290 I just made this whole mess with her instead. 18:24.290 --> 18:26.501 That's it. You know, a smart girl like you 18:26.501 --> 18:28.586 would be real Smith College material. 18:28.586 --> 18:31.047 Okay, but do I still have to apologize to Daphne? 18:31.047 --> 18:34.551 I only read her journal because she said she was too popular for me. 18:34.551 --> 18:35.885 Up to you, Velma. 18:35.885 --> 18:38.221 But sometimes when you're being attacked, 18:38.221 --> 18:40.974 - the best thing to do is-- - Go limp. 18:40.974 --> 18:42.392 You're right. 18:42.392 --> 18:44.727 I was going to say go for the eyes! 18:46.312 --> 18:48.064 So it looks like Fred 18:48.064 --> 18:50.483 isn't connected to your mom's disappearance. Good news, right? 18:50.483 --> 18:52.402 No, it's terrible news. 18:52.402 --> 18:55.488 It means my big clue is a dead end, and Fred is probably innocent. 18:55.488 --> 18:57.323 Yeah, but isn't it a little comforting 18:57.323 --> 18:59.742 to see a rich white guy get wrongly convicted for once? 18:59.742 --> 19:01.536 I'm too distracted to enjoy it. 19:01.536 --> 19:03.621 I need to make things right with Daphne. 19:06.749 --> 19:08.585 Wait for me, okay? 19:08.585 --> 19:10.753 Unless you feel like getting me a snow cone and immediately coming back. 19:10.753 --> 19:13.548 Sure. I don't have anything else scheduled for right now. Oh, crap! 19:25.602 --> 19:28.146 Well, 10-minute rule. Norville is not coming. 19:28.146 --> 19:31.983 Guess I'll have to channel my childhood trauma into becoming a lawyer 19:31.983 --> 19:35.278 and helping my imprisoned brothers appeal their convictions. 19:35.278 --> 19:36.738 No, nobody leaves. 19:36.738 --> 19:39.073 Why does everyone think they can stand me up? 19:41.951 --> 19:43.870 Okay. Riot it is. 20:03.139 --> 20:04.057 Hmm. 20:05.558 --> 20:06.976 What do you want, Velma? 20:06.976 --> 20:08.645 I came to apologize. 20:08.645 --> 20:12.190 I'm sorry I read your journal out loud to everyone in school. 20:12.190 --> 20:13.816 - Velma. - Yes, I know, I know. 20:13.816 --> 20:15.568 Now you want to apologize to me? 20:15.568 --> 20:18.112 - For what? - For saying I'm not popular enough for you. 20:18.112 --> 20:20.490 - I never said that. - Well, someone said it. 20:20.490 --> 20:22.450 - You said it - And I meant it. 20:22.450 --> 20:25.036 This has nothing to do with popularity, Velma. 20:25.036 --> 20:27.330 Do you even know why I've been talking to Lamont? 20:27.330 --> 20:31.125 No, honestly, I just flipped through your journal looking for sexy stuff. 20:31.125 --> 20:32.502 Bit of a snooze, IMHO. 20:32.502 --> 20:34.295 Okay, well, I'm talking to him 20:34.295 --> 20:36.047 because searching for my birth parents 20:36.047 --> 20:38.591 has brought up a lot of feelings of abandonment for me. 20:38.591 --> 20:39.550 Oh. 20:40.301 --> 20:41.552 I'm sorry. 20:41.552 --> 20:43.179 - When my mom-- - Exactly. 20:43.179 --> 20:45.598 When your mom went missing you abandoned me too. 20:45.598 --> 20:47.850 What? Only after you got hot and ditched me. 20:47.850 --> 20:49.644 That's not true. You shut me out first. 20:49.644 --> 20:52.146 I shut everyone out. I still haven't seen my dentist, 20:52.146 --> 20:53.606 nor do I intend to. 20:56.442 --> 20:59.570 Okay, so maybe a little fault in our falling out lies with me? 20:59.570 --> 21:02.031 And then we kissed, and it was amazing. 21:02.031 --> 21:05.243 But you said you didn't like me like that and I freaked out. 21:05.243 --> 21:08.079 'Cause I thought you're going to go away again. 21:08.079 --> 21:10.665 So wait, is this an apology? 21:10.665 --> 21:12.375 Well, do you like me? 21:12.375 --> 21:13.710 You know I do. 21:13.710 --> 21:16.462 But I'm also, kill me, super attracted to Fred. 21:16.462 --> 21:18.297 Whoa! You do need therapy. 21:18.297 --> 21:21.718 Honestly, I think what I really need is a friend. 21:21.718 --> 21:22.719 Me, too. 21:23.302 --> 21:24.220 But also, 21:24.220 --> 21:25.888 - maybe a friend who fu-- - No. 21:25.888 --> 21:28.558 Let's just keep it simple and try and be friends again. 21:28.558 --> 21:29.809 Yeah, you're right. 21:29.809 --> 21:31.686 I can only obsess over one woman at a time. 21:31.686 --> 21:33.938 And right now it has to be my mom. 21:33.938 --> 21:35.148 So should we hug it out? 21:35.148 --> 21:36.941 Friends hug, boobs touch, no crotch. 21:36.941 --> 21:38.651 Boobs touch, no crotch. 21:41.070 --> 21:43.489 - Maybe, let's just shake. Yeah? - Yes, love a shake. 21:43.489 --> 21:46.200 Just two friends, sharing a casual handshake. 21:48.161 --> 21:51.080 Good night, friend. 21:58.463 --> 22:01.174 Well, at least my hallucinations are back to normal. 22:01.174 --> 22:04.010 What the hell, Norville? You're supposed to drive me home. 22:04.010 --> 22:05.887 Now I have to walk. 22:05.887 --> 22:08.973 I have literally never been madder. 22:08.973 --> 22:09.974 Hi, Dad. 22:14.020 --> 22:17.482 Son, I hate to say it, but you're not ready for the cardigan. 22:17.482 --> 22:20.151 With medium power comes medium responsibility. 22:20.151 --> 22:21.861 I know. I'm sorry. 22:25.031 --> 22:27.492 Crystal Cove Insane Asylum? 22:27.492 --> 22:29.327 Why is this in here? 22:29.327 --> 22:33.414 What? Oh, that. I... I... I have a friend who works there. 22:33.414 --> 22:36.542 Doctor... uh... Bad Excuse. 22:36.542 --> 22:37.502 Hmm. 22:40.797 --> 22:42.840 Why do you have this, Dad? 22:45.134 --> 22:47.970 Son, there's something I need to tell you 22:47.970 --> 22:49.639 about your mother. 23:02.777 --> 23:03.736 Hey, stranger. 23:18.417 --> 23:19.836 Look, a cabin. 23:19.836 --> 23:21.796 We can ask directions to town. 23:21.796 --> 23:23.089 Ask directions? 23:23.089 --> 23:24.841 I thought your nickname was The Thief, 23:24.841 --> 23:27.051 not The Puss. 23:27.051 --> 23:29.554 Fine, suit yourselves. 23:29.554 --> 23:32.640 Okay, now who has a phone so I can call my driver? 23:33.933 --> 23:36.227 Oh, you guys want to use one of your drivers? 23:36.227 --> 23:37.728 Freeze! Police! 23:37.728 --> 23:39.564 Ah! Oh. 23:39.564 --> 23:41.274 You'll never take me alive. 23:41.274 --> 23:42.608 Whoa! 23:42.608 --> 23:46.654 But why won't we take you alive, Fred? 23:46.654 --> 23:50.032 Because I wanna look tough to impress my father. 23:50.032 --> 23:51.159 Aw! 24:25.151 --> 24:26.110 Go to bed.