WEBVTT 00:05.025 --> 00:06.694 [Velma] Previously on Velma... 00:07.611 --> 00:08.612 No! 00:11.031 --> 00:12.992 My hallucinations are finally over. 00:13.075 --> 00:15.619 "Jinkies" is written in your mother's handwriting. 00:15.703 --> 00:17.621 She was just here. 00:17.705 --> 00:22.168 He is the future CEO of Jones Gentlemen's Accessories! 00:22.251 --> 00:23.335 Is he, though? 00:24.170 --> 00:25.671 But I had to find you 00:25.755 --> 00:27.047 because I still didn't know if you'd listened to my VMs, 00:27.131 --> 00:28.174 voice mails, let alone responded. 00:28.966 --> 00:30.050 Gigi almost died. 00:30.134 --> 00:31.302 She was stung by a bee 00:31.385 --> 00:34.388 and the nurse was out of adrenaline shots. 00:34.472 --> 00:36.515 [Principal Rogers] Your mom opened the lab and... 00:36.599 --> 00:37.933 -[roaring] -[screams] 00:38.017 --> 00:40.436 [voice echoing] The ghost of Dr. Edna Perdue 00:40.519 --> 00:42.188 has returned to finish her work! 00:42.271 --> 00:43.522 -[footsteps approaching] -[heavy breathing] 00:43.606 --> 00:44.607 [screaming] 00:50.613 --> 00:53.783 [Velma] So, at long last, my hallucinations were cured. 00:53.866 --> 00:55.201 Damn it! 00:55.284 --> 00:57.036 I was able to completely focus on finding my mom 00:57.119 --> 00:58.871 and the serial killer who took her. 00:58.954 --> 01:01.165 Oh, come on. 01:01.248 --> 01:04.251 But first I had to figure out why she'd left behind the word "jinkies" for me to find. 01:04.335 --> 01:07.087 Since my mom wrote mysteries, I started by reading 01:07.171 --> 01:09.673 all her old manuscripts looking for the answer. 01:09.757 --> 01:13.594 But the only thing I found in them was a cure for my insomnia. 01:13.677 --> 01:15.679 [message alert tone] 01:15.763 --> 01:18.432 So, then I thought it might be the serial killer's license plate number, 01:18.516 --> 01:20.017 -[beeping] -Ahhh! 01:20.100 --> 01:22.019 But it wasn't his license plate, 01:22.102 --> 01:24.104 nor was it JiNKiES, the party clown, 01:24.188 --> 01:26.106 who'd fallen off the radar awhile back. 01:26.190 --> 01:27.983 Jinkies! The clown! 01:29.944 --> 01:31.362 Velma, I have to talk to you. 01:31.445 --> 01:32.488 Not now, sorry. 01:32.571 --> 01:34.031 [Velma] But wherever I looked, 01:34.114 --> 01:37.034 it was just dead end after dead end after dead end. 01:37.117 --> 01:38.786 Ahhh! 01:43.999 --> 01:45.876 Oh, God! Sophie! No! 01:45.960 --> 01:48.546 [gasps] There's a message written on the wall, in her blood. 01:48.629 --> 01:51.006 Oh, God, if she's dead, who's gonna clean that up? 01:51.090 --> 01:52.424 [reading] "Aman, will you 01:52.508 --> 01:56.178 go to the Crystal Cove Fog Festival with me?" 01:56.262 --> 01:57.388 -[screams] -[Velma] Ahhh! 01:57.471 --> 01:59.139 Demon! Back to hell with you! 01:59.223 --> 02:01.517 Velma! Stop! This was a fogposal. 02:01.600 --> 02:02.935 A fogposal? 02:03.018 --> 02:05.187 You know, like a promposal, but for Fog Fest. 02:05.271 --> 02:06.814 Fog Fest? 02:06.897 --> 02:08.941 You know, the one night a year all of Crystal Cove comes out 02:09.024 --> 02:11.819 to celebrate its world famous spooky fog. 02:11.902 --> 02:14.029 And pick a Fog King and Queen. 02:14.113 --> 02:15.406 Celebrates? 02:15.489 --> 02:17.116 It's a word meaning... Are you having a stroke? 02:17.199 --> 02:19.785 No. I know what fogposals and Fog Fest are. 02:19.869 --> 02:22.621 What I don't understand is how it can still be happening 02:22.705 --> 02:24.290 with a serial killer on the loose. 02:24.373 --> 02:26.166 What happened to curfew? It was working. 02:26.250 --> 02:29.336 Curfew is over! Because it's not a serial killer... 02:29.420 --> 02:32.298 [in spooky voice] ...it's the ghost of Dr. Edna Perdue. 02:32.381 --> 02:34.425 [lightning crashes, thunder rumbles] 02:34.508 --> 02:36.594 And curfew can't stop a ghost, Velma. 02:36.677 --> 02:38.095 That's just basic physics. 02:38.178 --> 02:40.598 Blythe went to the press? But this is crazy. 02:40.681 --> 02:42.516 People would rather believe in a ghost, 02:42.600 --> 02:44.101 than stay inside for a few nights 02:44.184 --> 02:45.477 -just so they can party? -[pops] 02:45.561 --> 02:47.354 -Ahhh! -What's that? 02:47.438 --> 02:49.732 Look, you're not the only one worried about curfew ending, Velma. 02:49.815 --> 02:54.194 Which is why no girl will be admitted to Fog Fest without a date to protect them. 02:54.278 --> 02:55.487 Smart, right? 02:55.571 --> 02:57.239 Wait, girls have to have a date? Great. 02:57.323 --> 03:00.492 So Fog Fest is not only dangerous, it's sexist, too. 03:00.576 --> 03:03.954 Okay, well, at least I know the police aren't buying this ghost crap. 03:04.038 --> 03:06.290 -[police sirens blaring] -[Chief] Attention! 03:06.373 --> 03:09.627 All of you wondering why the police have not yet caught the serial killer, 03:09.710 --> 03:14.131 it's because it's a ghost and not because we're incompetent. 03:14.214 --> 03:16.175 Now let's get ready to party! 03:16.258 --> 03:17.843 [all cheering] 03:17.927 --> 03:19.136 [groaning] 03:20.638 --> 03:22.306 [Fred] But most of all, 03:22.389 --> 03:25.184 I owe the honor of winning Fog King to my Fog Queen... 03:26.060 --> 03:28.187 [sighs] ...Velma Dinkley. 03:28.270 --> 03:29.980 -[slobbering] -[Mr. Jones] Velma? 03:30.064 --> 03:31.649 [laughs] Is that a joke, Fred? 03:31.732 --> 03:33.192 Or are you being serious? 03:33.275 --> 03:36.654 Or is it that cable comedy thing where it's both? 03:36.737 --> 03:38.072 No, I'm serious. 03:38.155 --> 03:40.157 A girl-killing ghost is living in our basement. 03:40.240 --> 03:43.369 In the grand scheme of things, who cares if I'm attracted to a nerd? 03:43.452 --> 03:47.247 Fred, we have no issue with you liking an intelligent woman. 03:47.331 --> 03:48.999 Our problem is you're going to take over 03:49.083 --> 03:51.001 Jones Gentlemen's Accessories someday, 03:51.085 --> 03:54.296 and yet you seem to barely grasp what it is we sell. 03:54.380 --> 03:57.758 Not true. We sell ascots, cufflinks, and for the ladies, 03:57.841 --> 04:00.010 bags that make other ladies feel poor. 04:00.094 --> 04:02.554 No, Fred, we sell the best. 04:02.638 --> 04:06.016 And Jones Gentlemen's Accessories is sponsoring Fog Fest. 04:06.100 --> 04:08.519 So, if you can't prove you're the best 04:08.602 --> 04:11.730 by being named Fog King, how does that make us look? 04:11.814 --> 04:13.357 Like assholes, Fred. 04:13.440 --> 04:14.900 Like assholes. 04:14.984 --> 04:16.652 You can't win with Velma. 04:16.735 --> 04:20.197 So, either you find a way to come home with that Fog King crown, 04:20.280 --> 04:22.616 or do not come home at all! 04:24.952 --> 04:26.203 [school bell ringing] 04:27.162 --> 04:28.288 Gigi, come on. 04:28.372 --> 04:30.332 Norville was a bad boyfriend. 04:30.416 --> 04:33.544 He ignored you when you almost died from a bee sting. 04:33.627 --> 04:36.547 And his grandmother is 100% a ghost 04:36.630 --> 04:38.215 who's killing our friends. 04:38.298 --> 04:42.094 I know, but I still wanted him to ask me to Fog Fest. 04:42.177 --> 04:45.681 Guys, it's a serial killer, not a ghost. 04:45.764 --> 04:47.641 -[spooky roaring] -[all screaming] 04:47.725 --> 04:49.893 -Norville? -Gigi, ghosts are scary, 04:49.977 --> 04:53.022 but nothing's scarier than a world where we're not together. 04:53.105 --> 04:54.732 Will you go to Fog Fest with me? 04:54.815 --> 04:56.066 -What? -Mmm. 04:56.150 --> 04:57.818 I'll have to think about it. 04:57.901 --> 05:00.863 But if I say yes and the ghost of your grandma steals my brain, 05:00.946 --> 05:02.406 that's it, we are through. 05:02.489 --> 05:04.074 I understand... 05:04.158 --> 05:05.576 ...boo. Get it? 05:05.659 --> 05:07.036 No. 05:07.119 --> 05:08.454 But that's what I love about you. 05:08.537 --> 05:09.913 [clicks tongue] Oh, who am I kidding? 05:09.997 --> 05:12.041 Of course I'll go to Fog Fest with you. 05:12.124 --> 05:12.958 [kissing] 05:13.751 --> 05:14.585 [huffs] 05:15.836 --> 05:16.879 -Norville! -Oh, my... 05:16.962 --> 05:18.714 You're going to Fog Fest? 05:18.797 --> 05:20.799 You can't actually believe this ghost BS about your grandma, too. 05:20.883 --> 05:22.134 You're a man of reason. 05:22.217 --> 05:23.927 You talked me out of my flat earth phase. 05:24.011 --> 05:26.138 Of course, I don't believe in ghosts, Velma. 05:26.221 --> 05:28.932 But I really hurt Gigi's feelings by ignoring her calls, 05:29.016 --> 05:31.101 and I will do anything to make it right. 05:31.185 --> 05:32.936 So, I need Fog Fest to happen. 05:33.020 --> 05:35.606 And honestly, I think you need Fog Fest, too. 05:35.689 --> 05:37.441 What? No, I don't. 05:37.524 --> 05:40.861 My anger is rooted solely in this town's selfish desire to party 05:40.944 --> 05:43.280 instead of stay inside and stop a serial killer. 05:43.363 --> 05:45.115 Velma, come on. 05:45.199 --> 05:47.493 No one loves celebrating all the crazy stuff that happens in our fog 05:47.576 --> 05:49.453 more than you. 05:49.536 --> 05:50.954 From entering the fog in one place 05:51.038 --> 05:52.456 and coming out another... 05:52.539 --> 05:54.291 [Velma chuckles] 05:54.374 --> 05:55.834 -[gasps] -[Norville] ...to thinking you see a monster in the fog... 05:55.918 --> 05:58.128 -Ahhh! -[roaring] 05:58.212 --> 05:59.671 [Norville] ...only to realize it's just someone you know, holding something weird. 05:59.755 --> 06:01.090 [sighs] 06:01.173 --> 06:02.633 [Norville] You even like how things can somehow 06:02.716 --> 06:03.801 farcically switch places in the fog. 06:03.884 --> 06:05.886 [both laughing] 06:05.969 --> 06:07.930 [Norville] You've been working on that "jinkies" clue for days. 06:08.013 --> 06:10.432 The best thing you can do is let off some steam. 06:10.516 --> 06:11.517 And what is steam, 06:11.600 --> 06:12.810 -if not hot fog? -[Velma sighs] 06:12.893 --> 06:14.186 I don't know. Maybe you're right. 06:14.269 --> 06:16.146 But girls have to have a date to go. 06:16.230 --> 06:19.775 And my bottom of the barrel kill myself desperation date is taken. 06:19.858 --> 06:21.443 Oh, I'm honored you'd think of me, 06:21.527 --> 06:24.071 but why not just ask who you always used to go with? 06:24.154 --> 06:25.614 Hmm. 06:25.697 --> 06:28.575 Hey, Daphne, can you believe all this dumb ghost stuff? 06:28.659 --> 06:30.828 [screams] Oh, God, it's another ghost! 06:30.911 --> 06:32.162 The ghost of Velma. 06:32.246 --> 06:34.498 Someone make it disappear by trying to talk to it. 06:34.581 --> 06:36.667 Yeah, yeah, I know I've been MIA, but what-- 06:36.750 --> 06:38.043 -[smacks] -Ow! 06:38.127 --> 06:40.170 -What the hell, Fred? -Go to Fog Fest with me. 06:40.254 --> 06:41.588 -Please. -[smacks] 06:41.672 --> 06:43.215 Stop throwing money at my face. 06:43.298 --> 06:45.092 You're supposed to scare me, not hurt me. 06:45.175 --> 06:47.344 No, Daphne. Fred's really asking me, 06:47.427 --> 06:49.304 and I'm supposed to be scared 06:49.388 --> 06:52.808 he's back into basic hot girls who work out and wear non candy jewelry. 06:52.891 --> 06:55.811 Oh, if only that were true, my buttery little beach ball. 06:55.894 --> 06:57.729 -But I am asking Daphne. -Huh? 06:57.813 --> 06:59.481 I have to be Fog King. 06:59.565 --> 07:00.899 [gasps] Excuse me? 07:00.983 --> 07:02.025 -[slaps] -Ah! 07:02.109 --> 07:05.154 Wait, you said Fog King, not f... 07:05.237 --> 07:07.364 In that case, I will happily go with you, Fred. 07:07.447 --> 07:09.491 -Yes! -But, Daphne! 07:09.575 --> 07:11.410 Are Fred and Daphne are back together? 07:14.830 --> 07:17.708 [sighs in exasperation] What does "jinkies" mean? 07:17.791 --> 07:19.126 -[door opens] -[Aman] Well, 07:19.209 --> 07:20.752 -we're off to Fog Fest. -[Velma] Have fun. 07:20.836 --> 07:24.256 I'll just be here, alone, catching the serial killer. 07:24.339 --> 07:25.841 It's a ghost. 07:25.924 --> 07:27.426 You know what? I'm not gonna let you ruin my fun. 07:28.302 --> 07:29.178 [car honks] 07:30.637 --> 07:31.722 [phone beeping] 07:31.805 --> 07:33.515 [phone vibrating] 07:34.725 --> 07:37.269 [Velma from house] Daphne. Daphne! 07:37.352 --> 07:39.229 -[dial tone ringing] -I see you ignoring me. 07:39.313 --> 07:41.064 [scoffs] Yeah, what's that like? 07:42.482 --> 07:43.984 Wait, and now you're drinking? 07:44.067 --> 07:46.320 That's uncharacteristic. What's going on? 07:46.403 --> 07:47.905 -Ahhh! -[squelches] 07:47.988 --> 07:48.947 [suspenseful music playing] 07:49.698 --> 07:51.408 [Velma] Wait. 07:51.491 --> 07:54.453 I forgot I also used my mom's terrible manuscripts to kill spiders. 07:54.536 --> 07:55.412 [gasps] 07:57.456 --> 07:59.208 [Velma reading] Detective Diya Jinkies held the note 07:59.291 --> 08:02.211 in front of a candle flame, and a secret message appeared. 08:02.294 --> 08:04.588 "I ache for you, Detective Jinkies. 08:04.671 --> 08:06.840 Love, Santa Claus." 08:06.924 --> 08:09.676 Mom, gross! [gasps] Wait, that's it. 08:13.096 --> 08:14.806 [gasps] A phone number. 08:14.890 --> 08:15.849 [suspenseful music playing] 08:16.683 --> 08:17.643 [cell phone dialing] 08:17.726 --> 08:19.228 [dial tone ringing] 08:21.021 --> 08:23.982 -[cell phone ringing] -[heavy breathing] 08:24.066 --> 08:26.568 -[phone connects] -[heavy breathing] 08:26.652 --> 08:28.528 Hello? 08:28.612 --> 08:30.822 [Velma] Is this the serial killer? 08:30.906 --> 08:32.824 You better not make a skin suit out of my mom 08:32.908 --> 08:34.284 just because brown don't crack. 08:34.368 --> 08:36.536 -[phone disconnects] -Damn it, he hung up. 08:36.620 --> 08:38.789 Okay, Velma, what did you hear? 08:38.872 --> 08:42.084 There was a crowd, a roller coaster, 08:42.167 --> 08:43.585 and a foghorn. 08:43.669 --> 08:45.879 Oh, my God, the serial killer is at Fog Fest. 08:46.713 --> 08:48.882 -My queen. -Aw. 08:48.966 --> 08:50.175 [eerie music playing] 08:50.259 --> 08:53.136 -[knife slashes] -[heavy breathing] 08:53.220 --> 08:56.056 Okay, girls can't go to Fog Fest without a date, 08:56.139 --> 08:58.559 so our only hope of getting in, is makeup. 08:58.642 --> 09:00.519 Like a lot. Like, I'm talking 09:00.602 --> 09:02.980 40-year-old actress had an audition. 09:03.063 --> 09:05.148 [dance music playing] 09:05.232 --> 09:09.111 Single guy, you can enter. Woman with a date, you can enter. 09:09.194 --> 09:10.445 Next! 09:10.529 --> 09:11.822 ♪ Yeah, go, girl Go, girl ♪ 09:11.905 --> 09:13.323 ♪ You the man! You the man! ♪ 09:13.407 --> 09:14.408 ♪ Yeah, go, girl Go, girl ♪ 09:14.491 --> 09:15.409 [Velma] Evening, officers. 09:15.492 --> 09:16.827 ♪ You the man! ♪ 09:16.910 --> 09:17.703 ♪ Yeah, go, girl Go, girl ♪ 09:17.786 --> 09:19.371 My name is Manny. 09:19.454 --> 09:21.456 And as you can tell by my mustache, I am a male human, 09:21.540 --> 09:23.458 and not at all related to Velma Dinkley. 09:23.542 --> 09:27.254 Okay, sir, I don't need you mansplaining who you are to me. 09:27.337 --> 09:29.381 There's something funny about you. 09:29.464 --> 09:30.674 Not LOL funny, 09:30.757 --> 09:32.676 but more thoughtful and well observed, 09:32.759 --> 09:34.344 like a female driven comedy. 09:34.428 --> 09:37.597 Uh, are you suggesting I am a woman dressed as a man? 09:37.681 --> 09:39.182 Because if you are... 09:39.266 --> 09:40.434 -Nut tap! -Ahhh! 09:40.517 --> 09:41.893 Very good. 09:41.977 --> 09:44.604 Only a true man would know the joy and camaraderie 09:44.688 --> 09:46.607 found in the surprise tapping... 09:46.690 --> 09:49.484 [groaning] ...of another man's testicles. Ahhh! 09:49.568 --> 09:51.820 And now, to find the serial killer. 09:52.779 --> 09:53.780 -Nut tap! -Ahhh! 09:53.864 --> 09:55.282 -[giggles] -That is assault. 09:55.365 --> 09:56.283 [all screaming] 09:56.366 --> 09:58.035 [man vomiting] 09:58.118 --> 09:59.995 [Velma] Where is he? Where is he? 10:00.078 --> 10:01.621 Where is the serial killer? 10:02.539 --> 10:03.457 [dial tone ringing] 10:03.540 --> 10:05.375 [Velma] Ring. Ring. 10:05.459 --> 10:07.544 -[cell phone ringing] -[Velma gasps] There he is! 10:07.627 --> 10:09.463 Wait. Why aren't we dropping and puking? 10:09.546 --> 10:10.714 I see the serial killer! 10:10.797 --> 10:12.549 [all shouting] It's a ghost, you idiot! 10:12.632 --> 10:14.593 -[groans] -Also, sorry, my guy. 10:14.676 --> 10:16.887 But I paid the carny to keep us up here for a bit. 10:16.970 --> 10:19.681 No, I have to get down now. He's getting away. 10:19.765 --> 10:22.601 -[grunting] -Norville, what's going on? 10:22.684 --> 10:25.604 Gigi, I have something very important to ask you. 10:25.687 --> 10:29.066 I told you no, I'm not wearing elf ears when we make out. 10:29.149 --> 10:31.943 Uh, no. Look, I am so sorry 10:32.027 --> 10:34.404 I ignored your calls, when you almost died from a bee sting. 10:34.488 --> 10:37.949 I know how belittling it feels to be sent to voicemail by someone you like. 10:38.033 --> 10:39.159 I'm talking about Velma. 10:39.242 --> 10:41.244 -I used to really like her. -I know. 10:41.328 --> 10:43.121 Well, you deserve better than that. 10:43.205 --> 10:45.415 So, I am here tonight to ask... 10:45.499 --> 10:48.543 Gigi, will you be my Fog Queen? 10:48.627 --> 10:49.920 [gasps] 10:50.003 --> 10:51.630 -[whooshing] -[all screaming] 10:51.713 --> 10:54.966 No, I can't die! Sophie's gonna put a treadmill in my room! 10:56.593 --> 10:57.886 -[shot firing] -[kids laughing] 10:57.969 --> 10:59.638 Hey, guys, I'm Fred Jones. 10:59.721 --> 11:01.056 Vote for me for Fog King, 11:01.139 --> 11:03.850 or I will make it my life's work to destroy you. 11:03.934 --> 11:04.768 What? 11:06.186 --> 11:07.604 -[all cheering] -Norville? 11:09.481 --> 11:10.315 [crashes] 11:12.401 --> 11:13.902 Where'd the serial killer go? 11:14.694 --> 11:15.612 Mmm. 11:15.695 --> 11:18.448 Who is that tasty snack? 11:22.035 --> 11:23.286 [dial tone ringing] 11:26.206 --> 11:28.125 [huffs] Well, at least I seem to have 11:28.208 --> 11:30.585 scared the serial killer away from Fog Fest. 11:31.253 --> 11:32.087 [chomps] 11:34.381 --> 11:35.590 Stop staring. 11:35.674 --> 11:37.300 I know I'm eating like a caveman 11:37.384 --> 11:39.469 in a natural history diorama, but I'm having a bad night. 11:39.553 --> 11:41.430 [Olive] We're not disgusted. 11:41.513 --> 11:42.931 We're impressed. 11:43.014 --> 11:45.809 Can you teach me how to unhinge my jaw like that? 11:45.892 --> 11:47.227 I wanna join a sorority. 11:47.310 --> 11:49.479 Impressed? But that's such a double standard. 11:49.563 --> 11:52.482 Every day at lunch, you're like, "Hey, mayonnaise isn't soup." 11:52.566 --> 11:55.110 We've never met before, but I'm Olive. 11:55.193 --> 11:58.405 As in O-live-to party. 11:58.488 --> 11:59.781 -[chuckles] -Cool. 11:59.865 --> 12:01.158 Well, I gotta squirt. 12:01.241 --> 12:03.785 Oh, my God, and you're hilarious. 12:03.869 --> 12:06.163 -[people cheering] -[dance music playing] 12:06.246 --> 12:07.581 Norville, what the hell is this? 12:07.664 --> 12:09.833 You really think you can beat me for Fog King? 12:09.916 --> 12:11.126 Yes, I do. 12:11.209 --> 12:13.795 You're gonna be a big Fog King loser. 12:13.879 --> 12:15.172 -[roaring] -Guys, guys. 12:15.255 --> 12:16.882 Since we're already on the dance floor, 12:16.965 --> 12:19.176 how about we settle this the old-fashioned way? 12:19.259 --> 12:20.385 [Norville and Fred] Dance-off! 12:20.469 --> 12:22.012 Ugh, those feel played out. 12:22.095 --> 12:23.680 I was thinking a fight-off. 12:23.763 --> 12:25.891 It's like a dance-off, but with fists. 12:25.974 --> 12:27.767 -Oh, uh, I don't think that-- -[grunts] 12:27.851 --> 12:29.436 -[all cheering] -Norville, please! 12:29.519 --> 12:32.522 Being Fog Queen isn't that important to me. 12:32.606 --> 12:33.940 Gigi, stop! 12:34.024 --> 12:35.817 You're only saying that because you're so damaged 12:35.901 --> 12:38.612 by being sent to voicemail by Velma, I mean me, 12:38.695 --> 12:40.822 that you don't think you deserve a crown. 12:40.906 --> 12:43.825 But I... I mean you do deserve a crown. 12:43.909 --> 12:45.243 -[all cheering] -Ugh. 12:45.327 --> 12:46.870 [toilet flushing] 12:46.953 --> 12:48.705 Oh, my God, that was amazing. 12:48.788 --> 12:51.416 Guys put zero pressure on you to wash your hands. 12:51.500 --> 12:53.210 Even though I didn't catch the serial killer, 12:53.293 --> 12:55.086 at least tonight's not a total loss. 12:55.712 --> 12:56.546 Ahhh! 12:59.508 --> 13:02.177 Who are you? 13:02.260 --> 13:06.223 -[exhales] -Uh, Manny, the man, Jonas. 13:06.306 --> 13:08.558 You remind me of my friend, Velma. 13:08.642 --> 13:10.018 Wait, so we are still friends? 13:10.101 --> 13:11.561 -What? -Uh, nothing. 13:11.645 --> 13:13.271 Well, I like this song, 13:13.355 --> 13:15.565 and my date is rolling around on the ground with another guy. 13:15.649 --> 13:17.901 Care to dance, mysterious Manny? 13:17.984 --> 13:19.819 Oh, I'm a terrible dancer. 13:19.903 --> 13:22.447 My body is really only built to ram things. 13:22.531 --> 13:23.990 [Daphne] Don't care, we're dancing. 13:24.074 --> 13:24.824 Ahhh! 13:24.908 --> 13:25.825 [dance music playing] 13:27.410 --> 13:28.954 [all cheering] 13:29.037 --> 13:30.747 Oh, my God, Manny. It's so cute 13:30.830 --> 13:33.416 when guys pretend dancing is lame and half-ass it. 13:33.500 --> 13:34.751 You don't find it annoying? 13:34.834 --> 13:36.836 You've clearly studied dance for years, 13:36.920 --> 13:40.173 and yet any bozo can take over a dance floor just by doing the worm. 13:40.257 --> 13:42.092 What's that? You're gonna do the worm? 13:42.175 --> 13:43.593 Hell, yes, you are! 13:43.677 --> 13:45.262 No, I'm not doing the worm. 13:45.345 --> 13:47.806 I'm not even allowed to do it without a note from my doctor. 13:47.889 --> 13:50.016 [all chanting] Worm! Worm! Worm! Worm! 13:50.100 --> 13:51.935 -[groans] -[all] Worm! Worm! 13:53.061 --> 13:55.438 [grunting] 13:55.522 --> 13:57.607 -[all cheering] -Yes, finally! 13:57.691 --> 13:59.401 Wait a second. As a guy, everyone thinks 13:59.484 --> 14:01.945 my worst qualities as a girl are awesome. 14:02.028 --> 14:03.280 -Nut tap! -Ahhh! 14:03.363 --> 14:04.948 We're impressed. 14:05.031 --> 14:07.367 -[urinating] -Ah! Yeah! 14:07.450 --> 14:09.286 That's it! I know how to convince everyone 14:09.369 --> 14:12.205 there's still a serial killer on the loose. 14:12.289 --> 14:13.540 -[microphone feedback] -Everyone. 14:13.623 --> 14:14.874 I have something to say. 14:14.958 --> 14:17.002 And as a man speaking authoritatively, 14:17.085 --> 14:19.963 you're going to listen to me and you're going to believe me. 14:20.880 --> 14:22.424 Ghosts are not real. 14:22.507 --> 14:23.925 -[booing] -[gasping] 14:24.009 --> 14:25.969 Look, I know that as Americans, we wanna party. 14:26.052 --> 14:29.806 But curfew cannot end because the serial killer is still on the loose. 14:29.889 --> 14:31.099 [crowd gasping] 14:31.182 --> 14:33.143 That's what my daughter's been saying. 14:33.226 --> 14:35.520 But for some reason I believe it more from you. 14:35.604 --> 14:36.938 We all do. 14:37.022 --> 14:38.148 [sighs wearily] 14:38.231 --> 14:39.524 Okay, well, we're safe for tonight 14:39.608 --> 14:41.568 because I scared the serial killer off. 14:41.651 --> 14:45.113 But tomorrow, curfew's back on, okay? What do you say? 14:45.196 --> 14:46.239 What do we say? 14:46.323 --> 14:49.326 We say, Manny for Fog King! 14:49.409 --> 14:51.453 [crowd cheering] Manny for Fog King! 14:51.536 --> 14:52.454 Wait, really? 14:52.537 --> 14:53.371 [The Jones's] What? 14:53.455 --> 14:54.664 [laughing] 14:54.748 --> 14:56.499 Okay, this is bad, but we can still win. 14:56.583 --> 14:57.876 Gigi, do you trust me? 14:57.959 --> 15:00.045 -No, not at all. -And why would you? 15:00.128 --> 15:02.631 I wrapped your self-worth up in a crown and failed to deliver it. 15:02.714 --> 15:04.466 -Fortunately, I have a plan. -[sighs in exasperation] 15:04.549 --> 15:07.218 If you fall off the pier and I rescue you... 15:07.302 --> 15:08.720 Holy crap! 15:08.803 --> 15:10.847 No wonder men are so desperate to hold onto their power. 15:10.930 --> 15:12.390 This is the easiest shit ever. 15:12.474 --> 15:14.476 As a guy, I can do anything. 15:14.559 --> 15:19.397 So I say, "Lady, I'll give you the parking spot when you stop being a bitch." 15:19.481 --> 15:21.066 [crowd laughing uproariously] 15:21.149 --> 15:23.860 ♪ A cool breeze Blows along my way ♪ 15:23.943 --> 15:24.819 [yawning] 15:26.112 --> 15:27.656 [woman gasps] 15:27.739 --> 15:31.743 ♪ There's no time to work It's time to play ♪ 15:31.826 --> 15:33.495 [crowd cheering] 15:33.578 --> 15:34.704 [all chanting] Manny! Manny! 15:34.788 --> 15:36.831 -Oh, yeah! -[all] Manny! Manny! 15:36.915 --> 15:39.626 No crown, no home! 15:39.709 --> 15:41.544 What? Can I at least get my jade roller 15:41.628 --> 15:43.546 and $10,000 for emergencies? 15:43.630 --> 15:44.964 -[slaps] -Ahhh! 15:45.048 --> 15:47.676 -[all] Manny! -Manny for King of the world! 15:47.759 --> 15:48.885 [all cheering] 15:48.968 --> 15:50.762 I bet you'd be great at Fog King. 15:50.845 --> 15:51.721 [gasps] 15:53.431 --> 15:54.933 [gulping] 15:55.016 --> 15:57.977 Hey, so I should probably go before this goes too farce... 15:58.061 --> 15:59.229 Uh, far, I mean. 15:59.312 --> 16:00.146 [gasps] 16:02.023 --> 16:03.233 Whoa, hey. You're, like, 16:03.316 --> 16:05.735 drunker than a cool babysitter. You okay? 16:05.819 --> 16:08.196 Honestly? No, Manny. 16:08.279 --> 16:11.616 I'm drinking because I've had a terrible couple of weeks. 16:11.700 --> 16:14.285 I know we just met. But can you keep a secret? 16:14.369 --> 16:17.539 Uh, am I a woman just pretending to be a man? 16:17.622 --> 16:18.623 I mean, yes. 16:18.707 --> 16:20.417 Okay, so I'm adopted. 16:20.500 --> 16:22.502 And I located my birth parents. 16:22.585 --> 16:24.462 But they turned out to be criminals! 16:24.546 --> 16:26.631 Criminals! Oh, my God. 16:26.715 --> 16:28.425 Why wouldn't you tell Velma? 16:28.508 --> 16:31.302 That, uh, super cool and attentive bestie you mentioned? 16:31.386 --> 16:32.762 I've tried. 16:32.846 --> 16:34.764 But unless you're helping her find her dumb mom, 16:34.848 --> 16:36.015 she has no time for you. 16:36.099 --> 16:38.601 Okay, well, a missing mom is pretty big. 16:38.685 --> 16:41.646 My criminal parents also abandoned me! 16:41.730 --> 16:43.898 Like I was a puppy after quarantine. 16:44.566 --> 16:46.818 Oh, that's awful. 16:46.901 --> 16:48.278 I'm sorry. 16:48.361 --> 16:50.989 But is that bigger than... No, no, you're right. 16:51.072 --> 16:52.615 A good friend would have been there for you, 16:52.699 --> 16:55.201 even if your thing wasn't worse than her thing. 16:55.285 --> 16:57.412 Still, this Velma kind of sucks. 16:57.495 --> 16:58.788 Thank you, Manny. 16:58.872 --> 17:00.665 I can't believe I told you, 17:00.749 --> 17:03.585 but I feel like we have this crazy connection. 17:04.461 --> 17:06.045 Do you feel it, too? 17:06.129 --> 17:07.130 [soft music playing] 17:08.131 --> 17:10.133 I, uh, do. 17:10.216 --> 17:12.385 But look, I really need to tell you something. 17:15.722 --> 17:18.141 I'd be super psyched to kiss you right now. 17:19.726 --> 17:22.103 I bet you would, Velma. 17:22.187 --> 17:23.813 -[ripping] -Ow! 17:23.897 --> 17:25.398 That's my actual mustache, Fred. I just didn't shave it. 17:25.482 --> 17:27.942 -Velma? -Uh, no? 17:28.026 --> 17:29.986 Uh, yes! 17:30.069 --> 17:33.072 I've dreamt of those calloused longshoremen's hands touching my face for weeks. 17:33.156 --> 17:35.658 So as soon as she slapped me, I knew. 17:35.742 --> 17:37.494 I'm so sorry, Daphne. 17:37.577 --> 17:40.497 Ugh, I'd punch you, if men didn't sexualize women fighting. 17:40.580 --> 17:42.791 Baby, come on. You're acting hysterical. 17:42.874 --> 17:44.834 [sighs] Damn it! 17:44.918 --> 17:46.836 Okay. And now to officially 17:46.920 --> 17:50.048 announce this year's Fog King. You all know who it is. 17:50.131 --> 17:52.050 -Wait! Mother! Everyone. -[microphone feedback] 17:52.133 --> 17:54.469 I just learned that Manny is actually Velma Dinkley 17:54.552 --> 17:58.264 in disguise, and... [mumbles indistinctly] ...to be Fog King. 17:58.348 --> 17:59.182 [crowd gasping] 17:59.265 --> 18:00.642 -Oh, my God! -What? 18:00.725 --> 18:02.101 Hold on. Hold on a second. 18:02.185 --> 18:04.479 If Manny's a female interloper, 18:04.562 --> 18:07.982 is or is not the serial killer a ghost? 18:08.066 --> 18:11.110 Look, if we're being honest, just like everything else these days, 18:11.194 --> 18:15.240 the serial killer is whatever you need it to be to feel your best. 18:15.323 --> 18:18.785 And speaking of your best, who wants to make me Fog King? 18:18.868 --> 18:20.453 We all would, Fred! 18:20.537 --> 18:22.163 -Yes! [grunts in satisfaction] -[crowd cheering faintly] 18:22.247 --> 18:24.415 If we hadn't just given it to Norville. 18:24.499 --> 18:26.709 He rescued a girl who fell off the pier. 18:26.793 --> 18:27.752 -[crowd cheering louder] -[groans] 18:27.836 --> 18:29.254 I was pushed! 18:29.337 --> 18:30.588 -[microphone feedback] -[Norville chuckles nervously] 18:30.672 --> 18:32.090 Thank you. 18:32.173 --> 18:34.884 First and foremost, I need to say, "You're welcome" 18:34.968 --> 18:37.637 to my deserving Fog Queen, Gigi. 18:37.720 --> 18:40.932 I knew this crown would restore your self-worth. 18:41.015 --> 18:42.725 Gigi, are you out there? 18:42.809 --> 18:44.435 -[fog whooshing] -Gigi? 18:45.520 --> 18:46.354 Gigi? 18:48.398 --> 18:49.649 [grunts] 18:49.732 --> 18:50.650 Ahhh! 19:00.952 --> 19:03.746 Daphne, I'm sorry. I wanted to tell you I was Manny, 19:03.830 --> 19:06.499 but as a guy, there's so little consequence for your actions. 19:06.583 --> 19:10.420 I was, like, "I'd be an idiot not to at least try and go for it." 19:10.503 --> 19:11.880 Ba-ba-booey! 19:11.963 --> 19:15.133 You know, the sad thing is, I'm not even mad at you. 19:15.216 --> 19:16.926 I'm mad at myself for letting you find 19:17.010 --> 19:18.595 yet another way to disappoint me. 19:20.930 --> 19:22.932 I know, and I'm mad at myself 19:23.016 --> 19:25.059 for being selfish and a bad friend, 19:25.143 --> 19:28.187 who only makes time for people who can help me find my mom. 19:28.271 --> 19:29.606 Maybe we should both be guys 19:29.689 --> 19:31.566 and just stop caring about feeling so much. 19:31.649 --> 19:34.444 If you were a guy, you'd die of gonorrhea within the year. 19:34.527 --> 19:36.362 Yeah, but what a year. 19:36.446 --> 19:38.615 Anyway, I didn't mean to blow you off. 19:38.698 --> 19:42.118 I just feel guilty ever doing anything other than looking for my mom. 19:43.036 --> 19:44.162 Can you forgive me? 19:44.829 --> 19:45.997 Hmm. 19:46.080 --> 19:47.874 -[heavy breathing] -[gasps] Watch out! 19:48.541 --> 19:49.417 [gasps] 19:50.293 --> 19:51.169 [groaning] 19:52.587 --> 19:53.421 [screams] 19:56.132 --> 19:57.008 [both screaming] 19:59.677 --> 20:02.138 Gigi! Where are you? 20:02.222 --> 20:06.184 The king and queen are supposed to tastefully grind on the dance floor now. 20:06.267 --> 20:07.226 [suspenseful music playing] 20:08.895 --> 20:10.730 [grunts] That belongs to me. 20:10.813 --> 20:12.148 It belongs to the people. 20:12.232 --> 20:14.484 We are a constitutional fog-archy, damn it! 20:14.567 --> 20:15.652 [amusing music playing] 20:15.735 --> 20:16.653 -[roaring] -[Velma screams] 20:17.403 --> 20:18.988 Ahhh! 20:19.072 --> 20:20.490 -[squelches] -Huh? 20:20.573 --> 20:22.075 -A churro? Ha! -[baby coos] 20:22.158 --> 20:22.992 [roaring] 20:24.202 --> 20:25.036 Huh? 20:26.120 --> 20:26.955 Hmm. 20:27.914 --> 20:28.748 Ah! 20:29.916 --> 20:30.792 Whoa! 20:31.668 --> 20:33.169 Norville, stop! 20:33.252 --> 20:35.421 Going through doors like this isn't physically possible. 20:35.505 --> 20:36.798 Oh, God, you're right! 20:36.881 --> 20:39.175 My entire perception of reality is crumbling. 20:40.093 --> 20:41.719 Wait, no, it's just a ride. 20:41.803 --> 20:43.721 [Norville] Oh, [sighs]. Now come back here! 20:43.805 --> 20:44.722 [dramatic music playing] 20:47.809 --> 20:49.143 [both gasping, panting] 20:50.687 --> 20:53.356 Velma, look. An old-timey photo booth. 20:53.439 --> 20:54.816 We can disguise ourselves. 20:54.899 --> 20:56.275 Daphne, that's stupid. 20:56.359 --> 20:58.236 It will take at least five minutes to change. 20:58.319 --> 21:00.905 Who would ever stop to put on a costume in the middle of a chase? 21:02.657 --> 21:04.117 [all gasp] 21:04.200 --> 21:05.660 -[roaring] -[Velma screaming] 21:09.539 --> 21:12.250 Shoot. The serial killer disappeared in the fog. 21:12.333 --> 21:15.044 Yeah, but by fog rules, he still has to be nearby. 21:15.128 --> 21:17.338 -[dial tone ringing] -[cell phone ringing] 21:17.422 --> 21:19.841 -[all gasp] -Wait, Fred has his phone? 21:19.924 --> 21:23.845 Okay? For the last time. Are you, or are you not, the serial killer? 21:23.928 --> 21:25.430 I'm not. This dumb thing 21:25.513 --> 21:28.016 must have gotten swapped with my crown in the fog. So, like, 21:28.099 --> 21:30.852 I know it's bad he killed a bunch of girls, 21:30.935 --> 21:32.729 but if I don't find the crown right now, 21:32.812 --> 21:35.023 I'm gonna have to spend the night in my limo. 21:35.106 --> 21:37.650 Also, come to think of it, has anyone seen Gigi? 21:37.734 --> 21:39.235 I'm worried the serial killer got her. 21:39.319 --> 21:40.236 -[gasps] -Oh, no! 21:40.319 --> 21:41.863 [both groaning] 21:41.946 --> 21:44.073 Wait, no. There she is, by the exit. 21:46.200 --> 21:47.785 Gigi? Wait. 21:47.869 --> 21:50.413 Are you a man who's been disguised as a woman this whole time? 21:50.496 --> 21:51.414 A Gi-Joe? 21:51.497 --> 21:52.915 No. I switched clothes 21:52.999 --> 21:55.084 with a dumb carriage driver in the dumb fog. 21:55.168 --> 21:56.419 Not that you care. 21:56.502 --> 21:57.712 Not that I care? 21:57.795 --> 22:00.506 Are you upset? How? You won Fog Queen. 22:00.590 --> 22:03.843 You showed the world you don't deserve to be ignored by people you like. 22:03.926 --> 22:08.306 You ignored me all night trying to win those Fog King crowns. 22:08.389 --> 22:10.016 Oh, my God, you're right. 22:10.850 --> 22:12.226 I'm a monster. 22:12.310 --> 22:13.436 [sighs] 22:13.519 --> 22:15.104 No, you're not. 22:15.188 --> 22:18.149 You're weird, sure, but you're also sweet and amazing, 22:18.232 --> 22:19.942 and deserve to be treated well. 22:20.026 --> 22:22.779 Anyone who makes you feel like you need a crown to prove that, 22:22.862 --> 22:24.489 is the monster, Norville. 22:24.572 --> 22:25.698 [squelching] 22:25.782 --> 22:27.450 Wait, me? Why are we talking about me? 22:27.533 --> 22:30.578 This whole thing was only ever about you and your emotions. 22:30.661 --> 22:34.207 [scoffs] Yeah, okay, my King. 22:34.290 --> 22:37.126 A crown! Oh, I can go home. 22:37.210 --> 22:39.921 Who's pathetic now, Father? 22:40.004 --> 22:41.756 Well, I wasn't able to convince the town 22:41.839 --> 22:44.467 to keep a curfew to protect them from the serial killer. 22:44.550 --> 22:45.843 But it won't matter. 22:45.927 --> 22:47.595 Now that you have the serial killer's cellphone, 22:47.678 --> 22:50.098 I know you're gonna catch him and find your mom. 22:50.181 --> 22:53.810 And after that, I will focus on only things that you wanna do. 22:53.893 --> 22:57.271 Like complaining about girls I thought you were friends with. 22:57.355 --> 22:59.607 I'd like that, thanks. 23:13.454 --> 23:14.789 [clown cackling] 23:14.872 --> 23:15.748 [snickering] 23:16.457 --> 23:18.793 [laughing] 23:18.876 --> 23:20.419 Oh! Damn, girl. 23:20.503 --> 23:23.506 How'd you get all that ass in those little slacks? 23:25.716 --> 23:26.884 Ahhh! 23:26.968 --> 23:29.095 [closing theme music playing]