WEBVTT 00:01:52.918 --> 00:02:03.918 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:02:05.542 --> 00:02:07.710 Hey, Rod, do they have nude beaches in Florida? 00:02:07.795 --> 00:02:10.421 Where are my magazines? I'm sure I left them here somewhere. 00:02:10.506 --> 00:02:12.173 Leslie! 00:02:12.257 --> 00:02:15.551 Leslie, what'd you do with my gol-darn golf balls? 00:02:15.636 --> 00:02:17.303 Fifteen and a half sun block. 00:02:17.888 --> 00:02:18.930 Father, could I get a string bikini in Florida? 00:02:19.014 --> 00:02:20.807 Make sure you pack your beach towel. 00:02:20.891 --> 00:02:24.185 - Nobody can order pizza in this house. - Where are my golf balls? 00:02:24.269 --> 00:02:27.647 - You know why? 'Cause I'm the only guy... - Check in your pockets. 00:02:27.731 --> 00:02:29.941 All right, has anybody seen my sun block? 00:02:30.025 --> 00:02:33.319 What's the point of going to Florida if you're gonna put on sun block? 00:02:33.403 --> 00:02:36.364 I don't care if I age like an old suitcase. I'm getting toasted. 00:02:36.448 --> 00:02:40.284 Great. Now you can be a skag with a slightly darker shade of skin. 00:02:40.369 --> 00:02:44.455 He's just jealous 'cause he can't tan. His freckles just connect. 00:02:44.957 --> 00:02:48.793 Hey, hey, easy on the fluids, pal. The rubber sheets are packed. 00:02:49.002 --> 00:02:53.047 Vicky says she wants to go with "Ding." Behind "Ding" is 200 points. 00:02:53.131 --> 00:02:55.216 All right. Good for you. 00:02:57.553 --> 00:03:00.012 Two hundred points. All right. 00:03:02.933 --> 00:03:05.184 - Honey, are you packed yet? - Yes. 00:03:06.603 --> 00:03:08.062 Yes. 00:03:09.857 --> 00:03:13.025 - Everything I put out for you? - Yes. 00:03:14.319 --> 00:03:15.611 Yes. 00:03:16.363 --> 00:03:18.739 Did you see what Grandma Penelope sent you for the trip? 00:03:18.824 --> 00:03:21.409 Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers? 00:03:22.452 --> 00:03:25.955 Close. An inflatable clown to play with in the pool. 00:03:26.707 --> 00:03:28.416 How exciting. 00:03:29.334 --> 00:03:32.879 Why do we have to go to Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida. 00:03:32.963 --> 00:03:35.047 Kevin, what is it with you and Christmas trees? 00:03:35.132 --> 00:03:38.050 How could you have Christmas without a Christmas tree, Mom? 00:03:38.135 --> 00:03:42.096 We'll find a nice, fake silver one or decorate a palm tree. 00:03:43.140 --> 00:03:44.974 Goodbye, everybody. 00:03:45.434 --> 00:03:47.685 Guests of the new Celebrity Ding Dang Dong 00:03:47.769 --> 00:03:50.563 stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel, 00:03:50.647 --> 00:03:53.232 New York's most exciting hotel experience. 00:03:53.317 --> 00:03:57.820 For reservations, call toll-free 1-800-759... 00:03:57.905 --> 00:04:00.489 Honey, do you know where the batteries for this camcorder are? 00:04:00.574 --> 00:04:02.909 Yeah, I put it in the charger. 00:04:14.755 --> 00:04:16.923 - How's this? - Much better. 00:04:18.133 --> 00:04:20.092 Hey, Kevin, you better go put your tie on. 00:04:20.177 --> 00:04:22.053 We don't want to be late for the Christmas pageant. 00:04:22.137 --> 00:04:24.305 My tie's in the bathroom. I can't go in there, 00:04:24.389 --> 00:04:26.349 'cause Uncle Frank's taking a shower. 00:04:26.433 --> 00:04:28.935 He says if I walked in there and saw him naked, 00:04:29.019 --> 00:04:31.938 I'd grow up never feeling like a real man. 00:04:32.606 --> 00:04:34.440 Whatever that means. 00:04:36.193 --> 00:04:37.485 I'm sure he was kidding. 00:04:37.569 --> 00:04:42.448 Just run in there and get your tie, get out, and don't look at anything. 00:04:44.660 --> 00:04:48.454 Well, this cat they're talking about 00:04:48.538 --> 00:04:51.290 I wonder who could it be 00:04:51.375 --> 00:04:54.293 'Cause they know I'm the heaviest cat 00:04:54.378 --> 00:04:57.713 The heaviest cat you ever did see 00:04:57.798 --> 00:05:00.633 When they see me walking down the street 00:05:00.717 --> 00:05:03.427 When the fellas want to speak Hey, hey 00:05:03.512 --> 00:05:05.554 On their faces they wear a silly smirk 00:05:05.639 --> 00:05:11.143 'Cause they know I'm the king of the cool jerk 00:05:13.647 --> 00:05:17.900 Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly! 00:05:19.861 --> 00:05:22.405 You're cooking, Frankie! 00:05:30.372 --> 00:05:33.833 Christmas tree, my Christmas tree 00:05:33.917 --> 00:05:37.670 Lit up like a star 00:05:37.754 --> 00:05:41.090 When I see my Christmas tree 00:05:41.174 --> 00:05:44.969 Can loved ones be far? 00:05:45.053 --> 00:05:48.389 Christmas tree, I'm certain 00:05:48.473 --> 00:05:51.934 Wherever I roam... 00:05:52.019 --> 00:05:54.770 Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Leslie. 00:05:54.855 --> 00:05:57.440 Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Frank. 00:05:57.524 --> 00:06:00.526 Okay. Frank... Frank! 00:06:05.991 --> 00:06:09.410 Christmastime means laughter 00:06:09.494 --> 00:06:13.205 Toboggans in the snow 00:06:13.290 --> 00:06:16.208 Caroling to children 00:06:16.293 --> 00:06:18.294 With faces aglow 00:06:20.213 --> 00:06:23.674 Stockings on the mantel 00:06:23.759 --> 00:06:27.178 A wreath on the door 00:06:27.262 --> 00:06:30.723 And my merriest Christmas 00:06:30.807 --> 00:06:31.849 Stop it! 00:06:31.933 --> 00:06:34.685 Needs just one thing more 00:06:34.770 --> 00:06:38.064 Christmas tree, my Christmas tree 00:06:38.148 --> 00:06:40.191 Lit up like... 00:06:54.539 --> 00:06:55.831 Kevin! 00:07:03.256 --> 00:07:06.050 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 00:07:11.765 --> 00:07:14.100 I'd like to apologize to my family 00:07:14.184 --> 00:07:16.393 for whatever displeasure I might have caused you. 00:07:16.478 --> 00:07:17.603 What? 00:07:17.687 --> 00:07:20.356 My prank was immature and ill-timed. 00:07:20.857 --> 00:07:24.693 Immature or not, it was pretty gol-darn hilarious. 00:07:26.446 --> 00:07:29.365 I'd also like to apologize to my brother. 00:07:30.158 --> 00:07:32.618 Kevin, I'm sorry. 00:07:34.621 --> 00:07:37.498 Buzz, that was very nice. 00:07:42.712 --> 00:07:46.006 Kevin, do you have something to say? 00:08:03.316 --> 00:08:05.943 Beat that, you little trout sniffer. 00:08:10.532 --> 00:08:13.784 I'm not sorry! I did what I did 'cause Buzz humiliated me. 00:08:13.869 --> 00:08:16.495 And since he gets away with everything, I let him have it. 00:08:16.580 --> 00:08:18.998 And since you're all so stupid to believe his lies, 00:08:19.082 --> 00:08:22.042 I don't care if your idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not. 00:08:22.127 --> 00:08:26.005 Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate anyway? 00:08:26.089 --> 00:08:27.173 Kevin! 00:08:27.257 --> 00:08:29.800 Kevin, you walk out of here, you sleep on the third floor. 00:08:29.885 --> 00:08:33.345 - Yeah, with me. - So what else is new? 00:08:33.430 --> 00:08:35.931 You'd better not wreck my trip, you little sourpuss. 00:08:36.016 --> 00:08:38.017 Your dad's paying good money for it. 00:08:38.101 --> 00:08:41.437 I wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate. 00:08:46.193 --> 00:08:48.444 What a troubled young man. 00:08:52.866 --> 00:08:55.242 They're all a bunch of jerks. 00:08:56.620 --> 00:08:57.745 Hi. 00:08:59.915 --> 00:09:01.874 You know, Kevin, last time we all tried to take a trip 00:09:01.958 --> 00:09:04.752 we had a problem that started just like this. 00:09:04.836 --> 00:09:07.004 Yeah, with me getting crapped on. 00:09:07.088 --> 00:09:08.714 I don't care for your choice of words. 00:09:08.798 --> 00:09:11.508 That's not what happened last time, that's not what's happening this time. 00:09:11.593 --> 00:09:13.719 Buzz apologized to you. 00:09:13.803 --> 00:09:16.430 Yeah, then he called me a trout sniffer. 00:09:16.514 --> 00:09:19.642 He didn't mean what he said. He was just sucking up to you. 00:09:19.726 --> 00:09:23.687 Okay. Why don't you just sit up here for a while and think things over? 00:09:23.772 --> 00:09:26.482 When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and to the rest of the family, 00:09:26.566 --> 00:09:27.608 you can come down. 00:09:27.692 --> 00:09:31.904 I'm not apologizing to Buzz. I'd rather kiss a toilet seat. 00:09:31.988 --> 00:09:34.114 Then you can stay up here the rest of the night. 00:09:34.199 --> 00:09:38.410 Fine. I don't wanna be down there anyway. I can't trust anybody in this family. 00:09:38.495 --> 00:09:40.704 And d'you know what? If I had my own money, 00:09:40.789 --> 00:09:44.750 I'd go on my own vacation, alone, without any of you guys. 00:09:44.834 --> 00:09:47.628 And I'd have the most fun in my whole life. 00:09:47.712 --> 00:09:50.756 Well, you got your wish last year. Maybe you'll get it again this year. 00:09:50.840 --> 00:09:52.424 I hope so. 00:10:41.224 --> 00:10:43.726 - We did it again! - We did it again! 00:10:53.862 --> 00:10:56.822 Okay, our McCallisters in the first van, the other McCallisters in the second van. 00:10:56.906 --> 00:10:58.324 I know I shouldn't complain about a free trip, 00:10:58.408 --> 00:11:00.826 but, jeez, you guys give the worst gol-darn wake-up calls. 00:11:00.910 --> 00:11:02.619 - Frank, do you have the tickets? - I've got them. 00:11:02.704 --> 00:11:06.248 - Here's your family's. I've got my family's. - How many do you have? 00:11:06.333 --> 00:11:07.499 - Seven. - Seven. 00:11:07.584 --> 00:11:09.418 - Fourteen. - Fourteen. 00:11:12.547 --> 00:11:17.176 Seven, eight, nine, ten... 00:11:17.260 --> 00:11:18.427 How come none of us are sitting together? 00:11:18.511 --> 00:11:20.512 At this time of the year, we're lucky to get on the same plane. 00:11:20.597 --> 00:11:23.599 Eleven, twelve, thirteen... 00:11:25.894 --> 00:11:27.478 Where's Kevin? 00:11:28.355 --> 00:11:29.730 Fourteen. 00:11:29.814 --> 00:11:34.693 It's a good thing I have my own ticket, just in case you guys try to ditch me. 00:11:44.662 --> 00:11:46.580 - Come on, Kevin. - Dad, I need batteries. 00:11:46.664 --> 00:11:49.208 I got some batteries in my bag. I'll give them to you on the plane. 00:11:49.292 --> 00:11:51.418 - Here's two more. - Why can't I get them now? I can get them. 00:11:51.503 --> 00:11:55.923 - Not now, Kevin. What's the gate number? - H17, sir. 00:11:56.007 --> 00:11:57.132 - Here you go. - Thank you. 00:11:57.217 --> 00:11:59.301 Hey, you better hurry up. It's the last gate. 00:11:59.386 --> 00:12:00.552 - All the way down. - Wow. 00:12:00.637 --> 00:12:03.472 - Dad, what gate is it? - H17, Buzz. Come on, Kevin. 00:12:03.556 --> 00:12:07.601 Kevin, you gonna take my bag? You take my bag? Come on. Come on. 00:12:31.626 --> 00:12:33.961 Watch it, watch it, watch it. 00:12:34.629 --> 00:12:39.675 American Airlines flight 226 to New York is now in the final boarding process. 00:12:43.596 --> 00:12:45.347 Come on, come on. 00:12:47.642 --> 00:12:55.774 Dad, wait up! 00:12:56.734 --> 00:12:58.110 Wait up! 00:12:59.279 --> 00:13:00.362 Wait! 00:13:00.655 --> 00:13:03.866 - Look out! Look out! - Come on, come on, come on! 00:13:09.164 --> 00:13:10.831 Dad, wait! 00:13:16.087 --> 00:13:17.921 Here we are. Here. 00:13:21.676 --> 00:13:25.304 - We made it all. - Everybody here? We made it? All right. 00:13:25.388 --> 00:13:27.598 Please, ma'am, you have to board. The plane is ready to leave. 00:13:27.682 --> 00:13:29.266 - Let me just make sure everyone gets on. - Come on. 00:13:29.350 --> 00:13:31.852 Don't worry, ma'am, we'll get everybody on the flight. 00:13:31.936 --> 00:13:34.146 - Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight. - Merry Christmas. 00:13:34.230 --> 00:13:35.898 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 00:13:38.776 --> 00:13:41.945 Hey, wait up! Hey, guys, wait for me! 00:13:43.907 --> 00:13:45.616 - Cutting it kind of close. - Yeah, sorry. 00:13:45.700 --> 00:13:47.868 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas to you. 00:13:47.952 --> 00:13:49.453 Dad, wait up! 00:13:50.497 --> 00:13:51.663 Wait! 00:13:53.166 --> 00:13:54.291 I'm sorry. 00:13:54.375 --> 00:13:57.794 - That's all right. Are you on this flight? - Yeah, so is my family. 00:13:57.879 --> 00:14:00.339 They're already on the plane, and I don't want to be left behind. 00:14:00.423 --> 00:14:03.008 - Do you have a boarding pass? - It's somewhere. 00:14:03.092 --> 00:14:04.551 We have to close up here. They're ready to go. 00:14:04.636 --> 00:14:07.179 - He dropped his boarding pass. - This plane can't leave. 00:14:07.263 --> 00:14:09.932 This happened to me last year and almost wrecked my Christmas. 00:14:10.016 --> 00:14:11.683 Are you sure your family's on this flight? 00:14:11.768 --> 00:14:15.312 Yeah. My dad ran in here right before I bumped into this lady. 00:14:15.396 --> 00:14:19.483 Okay, board him, but make sure he locates his family before you leave him. 00:14:19.567 --> 00:14:21.193 Okay. Come on. 00:14:24.697 --> 00:14:26.907 Do you see your family? 00:14:26.991 --> 00:14:30.702 - There's my dad over there. - Okay. Well, go find an empty seat. 00:14:30.787 --> 00:14:31.912 - Have a merry Christmas. - You, too. 00:14:31.996 --> 00:14:34.581 Ladies and gentlemen, in order for the captain to push back from the gate, 00:14:34.666 --> 00:14:37.626 we need all passengers to be seated with their seat belts securely fastened. 00:15:06.197 --> 00:15:08.824 So, have you ever been to Florida? 00:15:33.349 --> 00:15:38.186 Welcome aboard American Airlines flight 176 nonstop to New York... 00:15:48.865 --> 00:15:51.908 Boy, I didn't think we were going to make it. 00:15:54.078 --> 00:15:56.413 Something wrong? Honey? 00:15:57.248 --> 00:15:59.166 I have that feeling. 00:15:59.917 --> 00:16:01.793 We forgot something? 00:16:02.670 --> 00:16:06.757 No, I don't think we did, but I... I just have that feeling. 00:16:06.841 --> 00:16:08.467 Bad memories, that's all. 00:16:08.551 --> 00:16:12.554 We did everything, we brought everything, we have everybody. 00:16:13.181 --> 00:16:15.599 There's nothing to worry about. 00:16:17.060 --> 00:16:21.271 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. We're fine. 00:16:21.898 --> 00:16:24.149 Nothing to worry about. 00:16:43.628 --> 00:16:45.003 Mom? 00:16:46.422 --> 00:16:47.839 Dad? 00:16:48.925 --> 00:16:50.425 Uncle Frank? 00:16:52.011 --> 00:16:53.387 Buzz? 00:17:01.521 --> 00:17:04.856 - We're the last ones off the plane. - Okay, thanks. 00:17:08.528 --> 00:17:10.404 Where are those guys? 00:17:16.577 --> 00:17:17.744 - Whose is this? - That's Brooke's. 00:17:17.829 --> 00:17:20.330 This is Megan's. Brooke. Give this to Brooke. 00:17:20.415 --> 00:17:24.292 - This to Kevin. Give this to Kevin. - Give this... Give this to Kevin. 00:17:24.377 --> 00:17:26.378 - Give this to Kevin. - Give this to Kevin. 00:17:26.462 --> 00:17:27.879 - Kevin. - Give this to Kevin. 00:17:27.964 --> 00:17:32.509 - Give this to Kevin. - Give this to Kevin. 00:17:32.593 --> 00:17:35.554 - Give this to Kevin. - Here you go, Kevin. 00:17:42.311 --> 00:17:56.658 - Kevin's not here. - Kevin's not here. 00:17:57.660 --> 00:17:58.994 What? 00:18:02.707 --> 00:18:04.040 Kevin! 00:18:32.403 --> 00:18:35.030 Excuse me, but this is an emergency. 00:18:36.199 --> 00:18:39.075 - Yes, sir? - What city is that over there? 00:18:41.204 --> 00:18:45.290 - That's New York, sir. - Yikes, I did it again. 00:18:50.379 --> 00:18:52.380 Something wrong, sir? 00:18:54.967 --> 00:18:56.551 I'll be fine. 00:19:05.895 --> 00:19:10.065 Oh, no. My family's in Florida and I'm in New York. 00:19:11.818 --> 00:19:14.236 My family's in Florida. 00:19:15.238 --> 00:19:18.198 I'm in New York. 00:19:53.317 --> 00:19:55.068 Thanks! Bye! 00:20:28.644 --> 00:20:30.061 Wow. 00:21:04.847 --> 00:21:06.556 What's the child's name? 00:21:06.641 --> 00:21:09.434 - Kevin. K-E-V-l-N. - Kevin. 00:21:09.518 --> 00:21:12.854 - When did you see him last? - Curbside check-in? 00:21:12.939 --> 00:21:16.733 No, I saw him at the door. He was with us in the terminal. 00:21:17.360 --> 00:21:20.654 Most people get separated at security checkpoints. 00:21:20.738 --> 00:21:23.782 - Did everyone get through security? - I don't know. Peter? 00:21:23.866 --> 00:21:27.702 We were in a hurry. We were in a hurry. We had to run all the way to the gate. 00:21:27.787 --> 00:21:30.413 When did you notice he was missing? 00:21:31.374 --> 00:21:34.084 When we picked up our baggage here. 00:21:35.044 --> 00:21:36.628 Has the boy ever run away from home? 00:21:36.712 --> 00:21:38.129 - No. - No. 00:21:38.214 --> 00:21:42.092 Has he ever been in a situation where he's been on his own? 00:21:46.055 --> 00:21:49.432 As a matter of fact, this has happened before. 00:21:49.517 --> 00:21:53.645 It's becoming sort of a McCallister family travel tradition. 00:21:53.729 --> 00:21:56.898 Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage. 00:22:08.786 --> 00:22:11.913 He was left at home by accident last year. 00:22:12.748 --> 00:22:14.249 Yeah, that's what my wife meant 00:22:14.333 --> 00:22:18.420 when she said it's becoming a McCallister family travel tradition. 00:22:19.839 --> 00:22:24.300 We'll call Chicago and notify them of the situation. 00:22:24.385 --> 00:22:28.346 - The odds are that's where he is. - Thanks. 00:22:28.431 --> 00:22:31.391 It's very unlikely he'd be anywhere else. 00:22:46.824 --> 00:22:48.783 Watch out, kid! 00:23:01.172 --> 00:23:03.298 Yo, where's your manifest? 00:23:08.387 --> 00:23:12.307 Here we are, Marv. New York City, the land of opportunity. 00:23:13.809 --> 00:23:16.811 - Smell that? - Yeah. 00:23:16.896 --> 00:23:18.521 - You know what that is? - Fish. 00:23:19.857 --> 00:23:22.734 - It's freedom. - No, it's fish. 00:23:23.402 --> 00:23:27.739 - It's freedom, and it's money. - Okay, okay. It's freedom. 00:23:27.823 --> 00:23:30.575 Come on, let's get out of here before somebody sees us. 00:23:30.659 --> 00:23:32.327 And it's fish. 00:23:38.292 --> 00:23:43.421 Yup, one quick score. We get ourselves a couple of phony passports 00:23:43.506 --> 00:23:46.925 and we hightail it to some foreign country. 00:23:47.009 --> 00:23:48.510 Arizona? 00:23:53.682 --> 00:23:59.270 That's very smart, Marv. You bust out of jail to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus? 00:23:59.355 --> 00:24:03.441 Every little bit helps. Besides, now we got our new nickname. 00:24:04.110 --> 00:24:06.194 We're the Sticky Bandits. 00:24:06.862 --> 00:24:09.864 Real cute. Very cute. 00:24:26.924 --> 00:24:30.844 "The Plaza Hotel, New York's most exciting hotel experience." 00:24:44.066 --> 00:24:45.400 Sick. 00:25:42.833 --> 00:25:46.294 - What's the matter? - Thought I saw something. 00:26:02.186 --> 00:26:04.896 Serves you right. Come on, let's go! 00:26:04.980 --> 00:26:07.065 I think she likes me. 00:26:44.019 --> 00:26:45.853 Excuse me. Where's the lobby? 00:26:45.938 --> 00:26:48.898 - Down the hall and to the left. - Thanks. 00:27:02.621 --> 00:27:03.913 Wow! 00:27:12.631 --> 00:27:15.008 Guests of the new Celebrity Ding Dang Dong 00:27:15.092 --> 00:27:17.844 stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel, 00:27:17.928 --> 00:27:20.513 New York's most exciting hotel experience. 00:27:20.597 --> 00:27:26.602 For reservations, call toll-free 1-800-759-3000. 00:27:28.105 --> 00:27:29.856 I'll do just that. 00:27:30.983 --> 00:27:33.818 Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. 00:27:33.902 --> 00:27:38.489 I'd like a hotel room, please, with an extra-large bed, a TV, 00:27:38.574 --> 00:27:42.118 and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. 00:27:42.202 --> 00:27:43.953 Credit card? You got it. 00:27:48.042 --> 00:27:50.251 Plaza Hotel reservations. May I help you? 00:27:50.336 --> 00:27:51.502 Howdy-do. 00:27:51.587 --> 00:27:54.922 - This is Peter McCallister, the father. - Yes, sir. 00:27:55.007 --> 00:27:57.216 - I'd like a hotel room, please... - Yes. 00:27:57.301 --> 00:28:02.430 with an extra-large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators 00:28:02.514 --> 00:28:04.766 you have to open with a key. 00:28:04.850 --> 00:28:06.809 Yes, sir, you'll need a major credit card upon check-in. 00:28:07.436 --> 00:28:09.771 Credit card? You got it. 00:28:10.606 --> 00:28:12.940 Thank you. Enjoy your stay. 00:28:16.278 --> 00:28:19.447 Yes, two at 8:00, Henri, Mr. Yamamoto. 00:28:20.324 --> 00:28:22.200 Hold on a second. 00:28:26.163 --> 00:28:28.289 I'll call you back, Henri. 00:28:30.834 --> 00:28:32.001 Hi. 00:28:36.465 --> 00:28:39.842 - Can I help you? - Reservation for McCallister? 00:28:41.845 --> 00:28:44.055 A reservation for yourself? 00:28:44.139 --> 00:28:46.641 Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. 00:28:46.725 --> 00:28:48.893 I'm barely able to look over this counter. 00:28:48.977 --> 00:28:51.562 How could I make a reservation for a hotel room? 00:28:51.647 --> 00:28:57.485 Think about it, a kid going into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so. 00:28:59.113 --> 00:29:00.947 I'm confused. 00:29:01.031 --> 00:29:04.951 I'm traveling with my dad. He's on business. He's at a meeting. 00:29:05.035 --> 00:29:07.912 I hate meetings, plus I'm not allowed to go in. 00:29:07.996 --> 00:29:12.667 I can only sit in the lobby. That's boring. So my dad dropped me off here. 00:29:13.752 --> 00:29:17.046 He gave me his credit card and said whoever was checking people in 00:29:17.131 --> 00:29:20.591 to let me in the hotel room so I won't get into mischief, 00:29:20.676 --> 00:29:23.678 and, ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. 00:29:24.972 --> 00:29:26.431 We all do. 00:29:29.017 --> 00:29:30.768 Merry Christmas. 00:29:32.146 --> 00:29:33.855 No sign of him. 00:29:34.481 --> 00:29:36.357 We're gonna have to be able to get a hold of you. 00:29:36.442 --> 00:29:38.568 - You have hotel arrangements? - Yeah. 00:29:38.652 --> 00:29:41.446 Do you have a recent photo of the boy? 00:29:43.031 --> 00:29:45.116 I have one in my wallet. 00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:48.202 I don't have my wallet. 00:29:48.912 --> 00:29:50.830 My wallet's in my bag. 00:29:51.415 --> 00:29:52.999 Kevin was looking in my bag at the airport. 00:29:53.083 --> 00:29:55.293 He was looking for batteries. Kevin has my wallet. 00:29:55.377 --> 00:29:58.463 - Did you have credit cards in the wallet? - Credit cards, money. 00:29:58.547 --> 00:30:02.216 We'll notify the credit card companies immediately. If your son has the cards, 00:30:02.301 --> 00:30:05.845 we can get a location on him when and if he uses them. 00:30:05.929 --> 00:30:08.806 No, I don't think Kevin even knows how to use a credit card. 00:30:11.685 --> 00:30:13.352 Wow! It worked. 00:30:17.232 --> 00:30:18.816 - Cedric. - Yes? 00:30:19.234 --> 00:30:22.403 - Don't count your tips in public. - I'm sorry. 00:30:22.946 --> 00:30:27.074 And find out everything you can about that young fellow. 00:30:28.285 --> 00:30:29.911 Front, please. 00:30:34.625 --> 00:30:36.501 Enjoy your stay with us. 00:30:36.585 --> 00:30:40.129 And don't forget to remind your dad when he arrives 00:30:40.214 --> 00:30:42.590 that he has to come down and sign a couple of things. 00:30:42.674 --> 00:30:44.884 Thank you. You've been most helpful. 00:30:44.968 --> 00:30:47.011 May I take your bag, sir? 00:30:51.183 --> 00:30:53.059 Up here to your left. 00:30:53.560 --> 00:30:56.354 You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor. 00:30:56.438 --> 00:30:59.774 - The vacuum guy? - No, the president. 00:31:05.155 --> 00:31:07.907 This is one of our finest suites, sir. 00:31:15.999 --> 00:31:17.708 This is great! 00:31:23.131 --> 00:31:26.050 Wow! A huge bed just for me! 00:31:33.392 --> 00:31:35.810 Luxurious and spacious. 00:31:42.484 --> 00:31:44.151 How convenient! 00:31:47.489 --> 00:31:48.656 Hey! 00:31:51.159 --> 00:31:54.912 Did you want me to put the key in the bag or did you just want to hang on to it? 00:31:54.997 --> 00:31:56.831 I'll hang on to it. 00:31:59.918 --> 00:32:01.586 Is everything all right, sir? 00:32:01.670 --> 00:32:04.171 - Is the temperature in the room okay? - It's okay. 00:32:04.256 --> 00:32:08.301 - Do you know how the TV works? - I'm 10 years old. TV's my life. 00:32:09.219 --> 00:32:10.511 Well... 00:32:14.516 --> 00:32:16.017 I'm sorry. 00:32:20.856 --> 00:32:23.941 And there's plenty more where that came from. 00:32:25.902 --> 00:32:27.361 Thank you. 00:32:54.806 --> 00:32:57.975 Would it bother anyone if I worked on my cannonballs? 00:32:58.060 --> 00:32:59.226 No. 00:33:00.103 --> 00:33:01.479 Thanks. 00:33:14.368 --> 00:33:15.576 Yikes! 00:33:37.474 --> 00:33:39.517 This is a vacation. 00:33:40.686 --> 00:33:42.978 Hold it right there. 00:33:43.063 --> 00:33:44.855 It's me, Johnny. 00:33:44.940 --> 00:33:49.235 I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator. 00:33:50.737 --> 00:33:54.532 - Two scoops, sir? - Two? Make it three. I'm not driving. 00:33:54.616 --> 00:33:57.076 It's gardenias, Johnny, your favorite. 00:33:57.953 --> 00:33:58.994 Thank you. 00:33:59.079 --> 00:34:02.206 You was here last night, too, wasn't you? 00:34:02.290 --> 00:34:04.709 I was singin' at the Blue Monkey last night. 00:34:04.793 --> 00:34:07.545 She was not! She was smooching with your brother. 00:34:07.629 --> 00:34:11.215 You was here, and you was smooching with my brother! 00:34:11.299 --> 00:34:13.175 - That's a dirty, rotten lie, Johnny. - See? 00:34:13.260 --> 00:34:16.387 Don't give me that. You been smooching with everybody! 00:34:16.471 --> 00:34:21.100 Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Mo with the gimpy leg, 00:34:21.184 --> 00:34:25.771 Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff, I could go on forever, baby. 00:34:25.856 --> 00:34:30.359 - You got me all wrong. - All right. I believe you, 00:34:30.444 --> 00:34:32.361 but my Tommy gun don't! 00:34:33.196 --> 00:34:34.488 Johnny! 00:34:35.115 --> 00:34:37.032 You're the only duck in my pond! 00:34:37.117 --> 00:34:39.869 Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. 00:34:39.953 --> 00:34:42.913 Baby! I'm over the moon for you! 00:34:42.998 --> 00:34:45.624 You got to do better than that! 00:34:45.709 --> 00:34:47.418 If my love was an ocean, 00:34:47.502 --> 00:34:50.880 Lindy'd have to take two airplanes to get across it! 00:34:52.048 --> 00:34:55.217 Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. 00:34:55.969 --> 00:34:58.220 That's why I'm gonna let you go. 00:34:58.305 --> 00:35:00.973 I'm going to give you to the count of three 00:35:01.057 --> 00:35:07.688 to get your lousy, lying, lowdown, four-flushing carcass out my door! 00:35:08.315 --> 00:35:10.149 She's rat bait. 00:35:10.233 --> 00:35:11.400 One, 00:35:12.486 --> 00:35:13.819 two, 00:35:22.746 --> 00:35:23.913 three! 00:35:23.997 --> 00:35:26.540 Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. 00:35:28.877 --> 00:35:30.836 And a happy New Year. 00:36:03.912 --> 00:36:05.371 Housekeeping. 00:36:45.787 --> 00:36:55.588 We know a cat who can really do the cool jerk 00:36:55.672 --> 00:36:59.633 Well, this cat they talkin' about 00:36:59.718 --> 00:37:02.386 I wonder who could it be 00:37:02.470 --> 00:37:05.514 'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat 00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:08.183 The heaviest cat you ever did see 00:37:08.977 --> 00:37:11.770 When they see me walkin' down the street 00:37:11.855 --> 00:37:14.648 When the fellas want to speak Hey, hey 00:37:14.733 --> 00:37:16.859 On their faces, they wear a silly smirk 00:37:16.943 --> 00:37:22.323 'Cause they know I'm the king of the cool jerk 00:37:26.119 --> 00:37:30.497 Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly! 00:37:33.501 --> 00:37:36.253 You're cooking, Frankie! 00:38:12.707 --> 00:38:15.501 Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon. 00:38:32.060 --> 00:38:34.311 Hey! Uncle Rob lives here. 00:38:34.396 --> 00:38:37.648 If they're back from Paris, I'll drop in on them. 00:38:37.732 --> 00:38:40.651 They usually give pretty good presents. 00:39:39.794 --> 00:39:41.462 Good night, Mom. 00:39:46.885 --> 00:39:48.677 Good night, Kevin. 00:40:15.622 --> 00:40:17.414 Your drawers, sir. 00:40:17.499 --> 00:40:20.459 Jeez! Don't flash these babies around here! 00:40:20.543 --> 00:40:24.505 - There could be girls on this floor! - I was very careful, sir. 00:40:24.589 --> 00:40:27.257 You can't be too careful when it involves underwear. 00:40:27.342 --> 00:40:31.136 - I understand. - I'm sorry. You wanted a tip. 00:40:32.222 --> 00:40:36.225 That won't be necessary, sir. I still have some tip left over. 00:40:37.936 --> 00:40:40.145 No tip? Okay. 00:40:41.773 --> 00:40:43.690 No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! 00:40:45.151 --> 00:40:47.111 Excuse me, how do I get to Columbus Circle? 00:40:47.195 --> 00:40:50.322 The doorman will be happy to find you a taxi, sir. 00:40:50.406 --> 00:40:52.157 Mr. McCallister! 00:40:55.286 --> 00:40:57.454 - Excuse me. - Sure. 00:41:00.834 --> 00:41:02.918 And how are we this morning? 00:41:03.002 --> 00:41:06.296 - Fine. Is my transportation here? - Out in front, sir. 00:41:06.381 --> 00:41:11.260 A limousine and a pizza, compliments of the Plaza Hotel. 00:41:11.344 --> 00:41:16.140 I do hope your father understands that last night I was simply checking the room 00:41:16.224 --> 00:41:18.308 to make sure everything was in order. 00:41:18.393 --> 00:41:20.853 - He was pretty mad. - He was? 00:41:20.937 --> 00:41:22.646 He said he didn't come all the way to New York 00:41:22.730 --> 00:41:27.276 - to get his naked rear end spied on. - Of course not. 00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:30.571 - Will he be down soon? - He already left. 00:41:33.575 --> 00:41:36.994 I would have liked to have offered my personal apology. 00:41:37.078 --> 00:41:41.039 If some guy looked at you in the shower, would you ever want to see him again? 00:41:41.124 --> 00:41:42.666 I suppose not. 00:41:42.750 --> 00:41:45.794 I don't think you'll see him for the rest of our trip. 00:41:45.879 --> 00:41:47.421 I understand. 00:41:48.423 --> 00:41:49.590 Bye. 00:41:52.177 --> 00:41:53.969 Have a lovely day. 00:42:03.438 --> 00:42:05.397 McCallister. 00:42:18.328 --> 00:42:21.246 - Morning, Mr. McCallister. - Good morning. 00:42:28.296 --> 00:42:32.674 Mr. McCallister, here's your very own cheese pizza. 00:42:55.323 --> 00:42:57.574 - Hello? - Hello. 00:42:57.659 --> 00:43:00.535 - Know any good toy stores? - Yes, sir! 00:43:19.180 --> 00:43:20.806 Bingo! 00:43:35.738 --> 00:43:39.074 Get out of here! Go on, get out! Get out of here! Go on. Get out of here! 00:43:39.158 --> 00:43:41.535 Beat it, beat it, beat it! Get out of here! 00:43:41.619 --> 00:43:44.955 Hey, Marv! Get over here! I got to talk to you! 00:43:55.425 --> 00:43:57.050 Whoa! Whoa! 00:43:59.554 --> 00:44:02.180 - Would you like a scarf? - You wanna forget about the scarf, Marv? 00:44:02.265 --> 00:44:03.890 We got to talk. 00:44:04.434 --> 00:44:06.935 We don't have the equipment to pull off anything big, 00:44:07.020 --> 00:44:09.187 you know, your banks, your jewelry stores. 00:44:09.272 --> 00:44:12.733 We don't want goods. We need cash, and we need it now. 00:44:13.484 --> 00:44:18.155 How about hotels? Tourists carry lots of cash. 00:44:18.239 --> 00:44:20.866 There's no guarantees. I got a better idea. 00:44:20.950 --> 00:44:23.577 Stores ain't gonna deposit cash on Christmas Eve. 00:44:23.661 --> 00:44:25.996 The only stores that are gonna have cash on hand 00:44:26.080 --> 00:44:28.790 are the ones that deal in moderate-priced goods. 00:44:28.875 --> 00:44:30.292 Right, right. 00:44:30.376 --> 00:44:34.171 Ergo, what store's gonna make the most cash on Christmas Eve 00:44:34.255 --> 00:44:36.965 that nobody's going to think to rob? 00:44:37.050 --> 00:44:38.592 Candy stores. 00:44:39.427 --> 00:44:44.681 Nine-year-olds rob candy stores, Marv. This is what I had in mind. 00:44:46.476 --> 00:44:49.102 That's brilliant, Harry. Brilliant! 00:44:50.772 --> 00:44:55.400 Yep. There's nobody dumb enough to knock off a toy store on Christmas Eve. 00:44:55.485 --> 00:44:57.152 Yes, there is. 00:45:15.463 --> 00:45:18.298 Here we are, sir, Duncan's Toy Chest. 00:45:19.967 --> 00:45:22.052 Merry Christmas, Kevin. 00:46:04.720 --> 00:46:07.597 This is the greatest accident of my life. 00:46:25.908 --> 00:46:27.576 Marv. Marv! 00:46:28.202 --> 00:46:30.704 Hey, nice house, but there's no bathroom in it. 00:46:34.000 --> 00:46:37.961 - All right, so what's the plan? - Everybody leaves for a nice holiday off. 00:46:38.045 --> 00:46:40.589 We come out of our little houses... 00:46:43.551 --> 00:46:45.844 - Yeah, then what? - We empty the registers 00:46:45.928 --> 00:46:49.556 - and walk out like we own the joint. - Great plan, Harry! 00:46:50.391 --> 00:46:51.433 Shake his hand. 00:46:51.517 --> 00:46:53.894 Well, now, thank you and merry Christmas. 00:46:53.978 --> 00:46:56.146 Say hello to the family. 00:46:57.940 --> 00:46:59.858 Yes. Let me see. 00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:03.987 You shopping alone? 00:47:04.071 --> 00:47:07.532 In New York? Sir, I'm afraid of my own shadow. 00:47:07.617 --> 00:47:10.827 - Now, I was just checking. - That's very responsible of you. 00:47:10.912 --> 00:47:13.580 - Well, thank you. - My pleasure. 00:47:14.373 --> 00:47:18.043 That'll be $23.75. 00:47:20.379 --> 00:47:23.423 My, my, my! Where did you get all that money? 00:47:25.259 --> 00:47:27.552 I have a lot of grandmothers. 00:47:28.137 --> 00:47:30.180 Well, that explains it. 00:47:31.974 --> 00:47:36.353 This is a really nice store, one of the finer toy dealerships I've ever visited in my life. 00:47:36.437 --> 00:47:39.856 - Well, thank you. - This Mr. Duncan must be a pretty nice guy 00:47:39.941 --> 00:47:43.193 letting all the kids come into his store and play with all his toys. 00:47:43.277 --> 00:47:45.278 Most toy stores prohibit that, you know. 00:47:45.363 --> 00:47:46.696 - Is that so? - Yep. 00:47:46.781 --> 00:47:53.119 Well, he loves kids. As a matter of fact, all the money the store takes in today, 00:47:53.663 --> 00:47:57.123 Mr. Duncan is donating it to the children's hospital. 00:47:57.208 --> 00:48:02.671 And the day after Christmas, we empty out all the money in the cash register 00:48:02.755 --> 00:48:06.216 and Mr. Duncan just takes it right down to the hospital. 00:48:06.300 --> 00:48:10.637 - That's very generous of him. - Well, children bring him a lot of joy. 00:48:11.472 --> 00:48:14.391 As they do to everyone who appreciates them. 00:48:20.356 --> 00:48:24.067 I'm not supposed to spend this money, but I have $20 from shoveling snow 00:48:24.151 --> 00:48:27.571 in a jar in our garage where my older brother can't find it. 00:48:27.655 --> 00:48:29.739 So I can pay my mother back with that. 00:48:29.824 --> 00:48:33.994 So you can give this to Mr. Duncan. The hospital needs it more than I do. 00:48:34.078 --> 00:48:38.999 Besides, I'm probably gonna spend it on stuff that'll rot my teeth and my mind. 00:48:41.502 --> 00:48:44.170 That's very sweet of you. 00:48:45.673 --> 00:48:47.882 You see that tree there? 00:48:47.967 --> 00:48:51.595 Well, to show our appreciation for your generosity, 00:48:51.679 --> 00:48:56.266 I'm going to let you select an object from that tree that you can take home with you. 00:48:56.350 --> 00:48:58.852 - For free? - Yeah. 00:48:58.936 --> 00:49:02.022 - May I make a suggestion? - Okay. 00:49:02.106 --> 00:49:04.357 Take the turtledoves. 00:49:04.900 --> 00:49:08.236 - I could have two? - Well, two turtledoves. 00:49:08.779 --> 00:49:12.991 And I'll tell you what you do. You keep one, 00:49:13.075 --> 00:49:16.870 and you give the other one to a very special person. 00:49:17.371 --> 00:49:22.083 You see, turtledoves are a symbol of friendship and love. 00:49:23.210 --> 00:49:26.880 Now, as long as each of you have your turtledove, 00:49:26.964 --> 00:49:29.758 you'll be friends forever. 00:49:29.842 --> 00:49:34.012 Wow! I never knew that. I thought they were just part of a song. 00:49:34.096 --> 00:49:38.433 They are, and for that very special reason. 00:49:38.517 --> 00:49:41.394 Wow! Thanks. 00:49:41.479 --> 00:49:45.148 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas to you, too. 00:49:45.232 --> 00:49:49.069 Be sure to bundle up if you go outside. It's a little nippy. 00:49:49.153 --> 00:49:51.279 Thank you, I'll do that. 00:50:28.317 --> 00:50:29.943 Well, where to? 00:50:30.486 --> 00:50:34.280 Well, you promised you'd take me to the Central Park Zoo. 00:50:41.789 --> 00:50:44.457 Hey! Look who it is, Marv. 00:50:48.087 --> 00:50:50.171 Come on. Let's get him. 00:50:52.466 --> 00:50:53.591 Hey! 00:50:55.553 --> 00:50:57.053 Hiya, pal. 00:51:16.198 --> 00:51:17.574 Come on! 00:51:32.840 --> 00:51:34.090 Hey! 00:51:39.346 --> 00:51:41.181 Hey! Watch it, man! 00:51:43.225 --> 00:51:45.268 Buy now and avoid the Christmas rush. 00:51:45.352 --> 00:51:48.980 Two for $5, two for $5. Four for 10. 00:51:49.064 --> 00:51:51.775 - All right, kiddo. - There he is! 00:51:51.859 --> 00:51:53.693 All right, kiddo! 00:51:53.778 --> 00:51:55.320 - Thanks. - Merry Christmas. 00:51:55.404 --> 00:51:57.071 - Hey, hey! - Whoa! 00:51:57.990 --> 00:51:59.324 Excuse me! 00:52:32.441 --> 00:52:33.650 Yes! 00:52:34.276 --> 00:52:36.736 - Thank you for your suggestion. - My duty, my pleasure. 00:52:36.821 --> 00:52:38.154 Bye now. 00:52:49.458 --> 00:52:52.168 You got to help me! There's two guys after me! 00:52:52.253 --> 00:52:53.586 What's the matter? 00:52:53.671 --> 00:52:58.508 Store wouldn't take your stolen credit card? 00:52:59.343 --> 00:53:02.595 Let's see what the police have to say about this. 00:53:08.018 --> 00:53:09.811 Get up! Get up! 00:53:11.146 --> 00:53:13.231 Come on! Let's go get him! 00:53:14.775 --> 00:53:17.610 Get back here, you little thief! 00:53:20.322 --> 00:53:22.115 Stop that child! 00:53:25.286 --> 00:53:26.619 Grab him! 00:53:41.135 --> 00:53:42.802 You little... 00:53:45.264 --> 00:53:47.640 I've committed credit card fraud. 00:53:47.725 --> 00:53:49.434 Get me security! 00:53:50.019 --> 00:53:52.812 We've got to stop that delinquent! 00:53:53.147 --> 00:53:55.440 Come along, Cedric. 00:54:14.627 --> 00:54:17.670 I've had enough of this vacation. I'm going home. 00:54:29.141 --> 00:54:31.017 Hold it right there. 00:54:32.394 --> 00:54:34.604 This is the concierge, sir. 00:54:35.397 --> 00:54:39.776 I knew it was you. I could smell you getting off the elevator. 00:54:42.071 --> 00:54:45.031 You was here last night, too, wasn't you? 00:54:46.492 --> 00:54:49.494 Yes, sir, I was. 00:54:50.245 --> 00:54:53.831 You was here, and you was smooching with my brother! 00:54:55.918 --> 00:54:59.629 I'm... I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir. 00:54:59.713 --> 00:55:02.966 Don't give me that. You been smooching with everybody! 00:55:03.050 --> 00:55:07.637 Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Mo with the gimpy leg, 00:55:07.721 --> 00:55:09.973 Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff... 00:55:14.144 --> 00:55:15.269 No! 00:55:16.397 --> 00:55:17.981 It's a lie! 00:55:18.065 --> 00:55:20.775 I could go on forever, baby. 00:55:20.859 --> 00:55:25.780 I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. 00:55:25.864 --> 00:55:27.824 We're looking for a young man. 00:55:27.908 --> 00:55:30.618 All right. I believe you, 00:55:30.703 --> 00:55:32.620 but my Tommy gun don't! 00:55:33.580 --> 00:55:36.749 Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. 00:55:39.461 --> 00:55:41.254 On your knees. 00:55:49.763 --> 00:55:51.764 I love you. 00:55:55.394 --> 00:55:57.812 You got to do better than that! 00:55:58.856 --> 00:56:00.940 - I love you! - I love you! 00:56:02.609 --> 00:56:05.987 Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. 00:56:06.071 --> 00:56:08.489 That's why I'm gonna let you go. 00:56:09.283 --> 00:56:11.993 I'm going to give you to the count of three 00:56:12.077 --> 00:56:18.750 to get your lousy, lying, lowdown, four-flushing carcass out my door! 00:56:20.461 --> 00:56:22.086 - One... - Open up the door! 00:56:22.171 --> 00:56:23.588 Two, 00:56:37.561 --> 00:56:38.853 three! 00:56:39.354 --> 00:56:42.065 Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. 00:56:44.902 --> 00:56:46.986 And a happy New Year. 00:56:49.490 --> 00:56:52.909 Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! 00:56:52.993 --> 00:56:55.953 There's an insane guest with a gun! 00:57:06.799 --> 00:57:09.342 No! 00:57:11.512 --> 00:57:13.304 Come to Papa! 00:57:15.516 --> 00:57:19.268 Round trip to Miami. What's the matter, get on the wrong plane, squirt? 00:57:19.353 --> 00:57:20.895 Looks like you won't be needing this, kid. 00:57:21.396 --> 00:57:24.232 American don't fly to the promised land, little buddy. 00:57:24.316 --> 00:57:25.608 Come on! 00:57:27.569 --> 00:57:31.906 We spent nine months in jail thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. 00:57:31.990 --> 00:57:33.491 We were wrong, little buddy. 00:57:33.575 --> 00:57:35.952 We're busted out of the clink, and we're doing fine. 00:57:36.036 --> 00:57:39.330 We're gonna be doing even better because we're not robbing houses anymore. 00:57:39.414 --> 00:57:40.998 Now we're robbing toy stores. 00:57:41.083 --> 00:57:44.168 At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest. 00:57:44.253 --> 00:57:46.170 Five floors of cash. 00:57:46.255 --> 00:57:48.422 Then after that, we grab a couple of phony passports... 00:57:48.507 --> 00:57:52.051 - Marv! Marv, you want to shut up? - What's the difference? 00:57:52.136 --> 00:57:57.557 He's not going to talk to anybody except maybe a fish. Or the undertaker. 00:57:57.641 --> 00:58:02.937 Let's just get him to the subway tunnel. I'll feel a lot better once we get him on ice. 00:58:04.606 --> 00:58:06.149 I've got a gun in my pocket. 00:58:06.233 --> 00:58:10.778 You open your mouth, and you'll be spitting gum out through your forehead. 00:58:30.799 --> 00:58:32.425 Well, hello. 00:58:35.554 --> 00:58:38.347 - He did it! - Did what? 00:58:41.351 --> 00:58:42.685 Thanks! 00:58:45.772 --> 00:58:48.191 - Get him, will you! - He went in the park. 00:58:48.275 --> 00:58:51.068 What are you doing flirting? Get him. 00:59:25.145 --> 00:59:26.687 Over there! 00:59:31.193 --> 00:59:33.194 - Quit it! Hey! - Creep! 00:59:34.279 --> 00:59:36.656 - Give me that! - What are you doing? 00:59:36.740 --> 00:59:38.241 - Hey, Harry. - What? 00:59:38.325 --> 00:59:39.700 - I got him. - Wait, let me see. 00:59:39.785 --> 00:59:43.287 That ain't him. Get down. Put him down. Put him down. That ain't him. 00:59:43.372 --> 00:59:45.414 We should've shot him when we had the chance. 00:59:45.499 --> 00:59:47.833 I hate pulling a job, knowing that little creep is on the loose. 00:59:47.918 --> 00:59:50.586 What can he do? He's a kid. Kids are helpless. 00:59:50.671 --> 00:59:53.047 - Not this kid. - Yeah, but this time he doesn't have 00:59:53.131 --> 00:59:56.217 a house full of dangerous goodies to get us with. 00:59:56.301 --> 01:00:00.346 He's in the Park. He's alone. Kids are scared of the Park. 01:00:00.430 --> 01:00:03.599 Yeah. Grown men come in the Park and don't leave alive. 01:00:03.684 --> 01:00:04.850 Yeah. 01:00:05.519 --> 01:00:07.687 Good luck, little fella. 01:00:18.365 --> 01:00:22.326 I want to go home. Mom, where are you? 01:00:52.607 --> 01:00:54.233 Turn that down! 01:00:56.069 --> 01:00:57.320 - Hello? - Kate McCallister, please. 01:00:57.404 --> 01:00:59.155 - This is she. - Ma'am, we found your son. 01:00:59.239 --> 01:01:00.823 - Oh, my God! - What? 01:01:00.907 --> 01:01:02.533 - It's the police. They know where Kevin is. - What? 01:01:02.617 --> 01:01:04.493 - Where? - He's in New York City. 01:01:04.578 --> 01:01:06.704 - He's in New York! - New York? 01:01:08.123 --> 01:01:09.915 - your husband's credit cards... - What? 01:01:10.000 --> 01:01:11.417 Well, I'm sure he was scared. He's not a troublemaker. 01:01:12.127 --> 01:01:13.544 - What? What? - Ma'am, the New York police... 01:01:13.628 --> 01:01:15.671 - Just a second. Please hold. - Yes, I'll hold... 01:01:15.756 --> 01:01:18.382 He used your credit card to check into the Plaza Hotel. 01:01:18.467 --> 01:01:20.343 - Do they still have him? - Do they have him? 01:01:20.427 --> 01:01:22.803 - No, the police are still looking for him. - Damn it! 01:01:22.888 --> 01:01:24.263 Get to New York as soon as possible, ma'am. 01:01:24.348 --> 01:01:26.432 Yeah, okay, we're on the next flight out. Thank you. 01:01:26.516 --> 01:01:27.975 We're going to New York, move it! 01:01:28.060 --> 01:01:30.478 - Yes! - Party time! 01:01:30.562 --> 01:01:33.189 He ran away from the hotel when they questioned him about the card. 01:01:33.273 --> 01:01:35.024 He must be so scared, Peter! 01:01:35.108 --> 01:01:37.109 I wonder if he'd know enough to go to my brother's place? 01:01:37.194 --> 01:01:39.904 - Aren't they in Paris? - Maybe they have a house sitter. 01:01:39.988 --> 01:01:41.781 I thought you said they were renovating? 01:02:21.822 --> 01:02:28.661 Hello? Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette! Anybody home? 01:02:29.996 --> 01:02:32.915 Hello! Anybody home? 01:02:33.375 --> 01:02:36.001 It's me, your favorite nephew, Kevin! 01:02:36.920 --> 01:02:40.339 Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette! 01:03:23.967 --> 01:03:25.801 Watch it, kid! 01:03:31.766 --> 01:03:36.061 Hey, you looking for somebody to read you a bedtime story? 01:03:41.860 --> 01:03:43.277 Taxi! 01:03:56.208 --> 01:03:58.751 Boy, it's scary out there. 01:04:00.086 --> 01:04:02.421 Ain't much better in here, kid. 01:04:29.115 --> 01:04:32.493 I don't want to ever take a vacation like this again. 01:05:02.649 --> 01:05:04.525 Where did all you guys come from? 01:05:04.609 --> 01:05:06.569 I don't know if I have enough for everybody. 01:05:06.653 --> 01:05:08.779 How hungry are you guys? 01:05:10.490 --> 01:05:12.700 You guys ate all my food. 01:06:11.760 --> 01:06:17.014 Look, I'm sorry I screamed in your face. You were just trying to help me, right? 01:06:20.393 --> 01:06:22.394 I'm Kevin McCallister. 01:06:23.146 --> 01:06:25.230 Your birds are real nice. 01:06:25.899 --> 01:06:29.777 I've seen you before. You had pigeons all over you. 01:06:29.861 --> 01:06:34.323 At first, you look kind of scary, but when I think about it, it's not so bad. 01:06:34.407 --> 01:06:37.951 They must be all over you 'cause they like you. 01:06:38.787 --> 01:06:42.414 If I'm bothering you, I can leave. Am I bothering you? 01:06:44.292 --> 01:06:45.459 No. 01:06:46.503 --> 01:06:49.088 Good. I'm not a pain in the butt? 01:06:51.132 --> 01:06:52.299 No. 01:06:56.930 --> 01:07:01.392 Will those pigeons come back on their own or do you have to call them? 01:07:11.444 --> 01:07:13.362 Give me your hand. 01:07:16.825 --> 01:07:18.659 They can hear it. 01:07:35.760 --> 01:07:37.636 This is great! 01:07:41.307 --> 01:07:42.850 It's pretty cold out. 01:07:42.934 --> 01:07:48.063 I could sure go for a cup of hot chocolate. How about you? My treat. 01:07:52.736 --> 01:07:55.487 I'd hate to spend Christmas Eve in such a park. 01:07:55.572 --> 01:07:57.740 Can we go someplace warm? 01:07:57.824 --> 01:08:00.159 Yes. I know a place. 01:08:47.582 --> 01:08:49.500 Nice music. 01:08:51.002 --> 01:08:53.337 This place is great. 01:08:53.421 --> 01:08:56.632 I've heard the world's great music from here. 01:08:58.009 --> 01:09:03.722 Ella Fitzgerald. Count Basie. Frank Sinatra. Luciano Pavarotti. 01:09:09.896 --> 01:09:12.731 So, do you bring your friends up here? 01:09:13.858 --> 01:09:16.860 - I haven't got many friends. - Sorry. 01:09:18.488 --> 01:09:20.823 I'm like the birds I care for. 01:09:21.699 --> 01:09:25.828 People pass me in the street. They see me but they try to ignore me. 01:09:25.912 --> 01:09:28.539 They prefer I wasn't part of their city. 01:09:28.623 --> 01:09:33.752 Yeah. It's sort of like that with my family. I'm kind of the pigeon of the house 01:09:33.837 --> 01:09:36.129 just because I'm the youngest. 01:09:36.214 --> 01:09:38.590 Everyone fights for position. 01:09:38.675 --> 01:09:41.426 Everybody wants to be seen and heard. 01:09:42.053 --> 01:09:45.389 I guess so. I'm seen and heard pretty much. 01:09:45.473 --> 01:09:48.433 But then I get sent to my room a lot, too. 01:09:50.812 --> 01:09:53.063 I wasn't always like this, you know. 01:09:53.147 --> 01:09:55.315 What were you like before? 01:09:56.276 --> 01:10:00.279 I had a job. I had a home. I had a family. 01:10:00.947 --> 01:10:06.410 - Did you have any kids? - No. Oh, I wanted them. 01:10:07.620 --> 01:10:10.873 But the man I loved fell out of love with me. 01:10:11.958 --> 01:10:13.750 That broke my heart. 01:10:14.252 --> 01:10:19.047 And whenever the chance to be loved came along again, I ran away from it. 01:10:20.425 --> 01:10:22.509 I stopped trusting people. 01:10:22.594 --> 01:10:26.889 No offense, but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do. 01:10:26.973 --> 01:10:30.225 I was afraid of getting my heart broken again. 01:10:30.310 --> 01:10:32.936 You see, sometimes you can trust a person, 01:10:33.021 --> 01:10:36.565 and then, when things are down, they forget about you. 01:10:37.775 --> 01:10:39.568 Maybe they're just too busy. 01:10:39.652 --> 01:10:43.572 Maybe they don't forget about you, but they forget to remember you. 01:10:43.656 --> 01:10:47.659 I don't think people mean to forget. I think it just happens. 01:10:47.744 --> 01:10:52.539 My grandfather says if my head wasn't screwed on, I'd leave it on the school bus. 01:10:52.624 --> 01:10:56.627 I'm just afraid if I do trust someone, I'll get my heart broken again. 01:10:56.711 --> 01:10:58.211 I understand that. 01:10:58.296 --> 01:11:00.756 I used to have this really nice pair of rollerblades. 01:11:00.840 --> 01:11:05.093 I was afraid if I wore them, I'd wreck them. So I kept them in a box. 01:11:05.178 --> 01:11:06.887 - Do you know what happened? - No. 01:11:06.971 --> 01:11:10.182 I outgrew them. I never wore them once outside. 01:11:10.266 --> 01:11:13.435 I just wore them in my room a couple times. 01:11:13.519 --> 01:11:18.190 A person's heart and a person's feelings are very different than skates. 01:11:18.274 --> 01:11:20.400 Well, they're kind of the same thing. 01:11:20.485 --> 01:11:24.112 If you aren't going to use your heart, then what's the difference if it gets broken? 01:11:24.197 --> 01:11:27.866 If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. 01:11:27.951 --> 01:11:31.453 When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. 01:11:31.537 --> 01:11:34.873 You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose. 01:11:35.875 --> 01:11:38.043 A bit of truth in there somewhere. 01:11:38.127 --> 01:11:42.798 I think so. Your heart might still be broken, but it isn't gone. 01:11:42.882 --> 01:11:45.801 If it was gone, you wouldn't be this nice. 01:11:46.386 --> 01:11:48.428 Thank you. 01:11:50.014 --> 01:11:55.352 Do you know that it's been a couple of years since I've talked to anybody? 01:11:56.229 --> 01:11:58.188 That's okay. You're really good at it. 01:11:58.272 --> 01:12:01.233 You're not boring. You don't mumble or spit when you talk. 01:12:01.317 --> 01:12:03.276 You should do it more often. 01:12:03.361 --> 01:12:07.990 I think you just have to wear an outfit that doesn't have pigeon poop on it. 01:12:09.909 --> 01:12:13.453 I have been working very hard at keeping people away, haven't I? 01:12:13.538 --> 01:12:16.248 I always think I'll have a lot of fun if I'm alone, 01:12:16.332 --> 01:12:19.167 but when I'm alone, it isn't that much fun at all. 01:12:19.252 --> 01:12:21.962 I don't care how much people bug me sometimes, 01:12:22.046 --> 01:12:25.465 I'd rather be with somebody than by myself. 01:12:25.550 --> 01:12:29.011 So what are you doing running around the streets on Christmas Eve on your own? 01:12:29.095 --> 01:12:31.221 Did you get into trouble? 01:12:31.556 --> 01:12:34.141 - Yeah. - You've done something wrong? 01:12:34.225 --> 01:12:37.144 A lot of things. 01:12:38.229 --> 01:12:42.065 Did you know that a good deed erases a bad deed? 01:12:42.150 --> 01:12:45.068 It's getting pretty late. I don't know if I'll have enough time 01:12:45.153 --> 01:12:48.321 to do all the good deeds I need to erase all the bad ones I did. 01:12:48.406 --> 01:12:51.867 Well, it's Christmas Eve. Good deeds count for extra tonight. 01:12:51.951 --> 01:12:54.703 - They do? - Of course they do. 01:12:54.787 --> 01:12:57.539 So what you must do now is you must think of the most important thing 01:12:57.623 --> 01:13:00.876 that you can do for others and go and do it. 01:13:00.960 --> 01:13:04.046 Just follow the star in your own heart. 01:13:05.590 --> 01:13:06.840 Okay. 01:13:07.800 --> 01:13:11.470 It's getting pretty late. I'd better get going. 01:13:17.769 --> 01:13:21.313 If I don't see you again, I hope everything turns out okay. 01:13:21.397 --> 01:13:23.440 Thank you. 01:13:23.524 --> 01:13:26.610 - Say goodbye to your birds for me. - I will. 01:13:35.036 --> 01:13:37.996 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 01:13:38.081 --> 01:13:41.416 If you need somebody to trust, it can be me. 01:13:41.501 --> 01:13:44.419 I won't forget to remember you. 01:13:44.504 --> 01:13:47.130 Don't make promises you can't keep. 01:14:45.857 --> 01:14:47.941 All the money in the cash registers, 01:14:48.025 --> 01:14:52.154 Mr. Duncan is going to donate to the Children's Hospital. 01:14:52.238 --> 01:14:55.866 At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest. 01:14:55.950 --> 01:15:00.620 You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas. 01:17:21.679 --> 01:17:25.473 We'd like to offer you a complimentary suite while you're here. 01:17:25.558 --> 01:17:29.144 It's a penthouse with a view of the Park. I think you'll find it satisfactory. 01:17:29.228 --> 01:17:33.148 It was recently vacated by the Countess of Worcestershire. 01:17:33.232 --> 01:17:36.276 What kind of hotel allows a child to check in alone? 01:17:36.360 --> 01:17:38.820 The boy had a very convincing story. 01:17:38.904 --> 01:17:41.781 What kind of idiots do you have working here? 01:17:41.866 --> 01:17:43.825 The finest in New York. 01:17:44.744 --> 01:17:47.370 Well, I mean, when you discovered that the credit card was stolen... 01:17:47.455 --> 01:17:49.331 I made the discovery. 01:17:49.415 --> 01:17:51.833 Why did you let him leave? 01:17:51.917 --> 01:17:55.378 - We attempted to confront him, he ran. - You scared him away. 01:17:55.463 --> 01:17:58.381 It's Christmas Eve, and because of you, our child is lost 01:17:58.466 --> 01:18:01.343 in one of the biggest cities in the world. 01:18:03.262 --> 01:18:06.222 Now could you take our family and our luggage up to the room, please. 01:18:06.307 --> 01:18:09.351 - Yes, sir! - Run along, Cedric. 01:18:09.435 --> 01:18:11.061 I'm going to go down to the police station and make sure 01:18:11.145 --> 01:18:12.854 that they're doing everything in their power to find Kevin. 01:18:12.938 --> 01:18:14.689 I want you to stay here with Frank, Leslie and the kids. 01:18:14.774 --> 01:18:17.233 - No, I'm going out to look for him. - What? 01:18:17.318 --> 01:18:19.944 With all due respect, madam, your son is lost 01:18:20.029 --> 01:18:22.864 in one of the biggest cities in the world. 01:18:22.948 --> 01:18:25.283 Could you stay out of this please? 01:18:25.368 --> 01:18:27.452 - As you wish. - Thank you. 01:18:27.536 --> 01:18:29.788 I don't think it's a good idea for you to start running around 01:18:29.872 --> 01:18:33.625 - all over New York City all by yourself. - I think if our son can do it, I can do it. 01:18:33.709 --> 01:18:34.876 - Kate... - Peter, I'll be fine. 01:18:34.960 --> 01:18:39.464 The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me. 01:18:39.548 --> 01:18:43.760 Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there armed to the teeth! 01:18:45.596 --> 01:18:48.640 Do bundle up. It's awfully cold outside. 01:19:23.217 --> 01:19:25.593 Marv. Marv. Come on, let's go. 01:19:46.907 --> 01:19:49.409 Marv. Crowbars up! 01:19:55.916 --> 01:19:58.042 Merry Christmas, Harry! 01:20:02.047 --> 01:20:04.424 Happy Hanukkah, Marv! 01:20:14.059 --> 01:20:16.978 Oh, this is more money than I can even count! 01:20:17.062 --> 01:20:21.274 It makes you wonder why we spent so much time robbing private homes. 01:20:34.914 --> 01:20:37.999 The amazing thing is, we're fugitives from the law, 01:20:38.083 --> 01:20:42.754 we're up to our elbows in cash and there's nobody that even knows about it. 01:20:46.800 --> 01:20:48.301 He's back! 01:20:49.595 --> 01:20:52.722 - He took our picture! - How did my hair look? 01:20:59.146 --> 01:21:01.606 This is it. No turning back. 01:21:02.441 --> 01:21:05.109 Another Christmas in the trenches. 01:21:06.320 --> 01:21:08.321 No! 01:21:13.786 --> 01:21:14.994 Wow. 01:21:15.079 --> 01:21:19.457 That's it! Get the money! Get the money! I'll kill him! That little... 01:21:27.258 --> 01:21:30.843 - I'm coming, Harry! - Marv! 01:21:38.477 --> 01:21:39.894 Harry? 01:21:42.481 --> 01:21:45.525 Harry! That was incredible. 01:21:49.405 --> 01:21:52.031 - I twisted my ankle on that board there. - Where is he? 01:21:52.116 --> 01:21:54.325 Hey, guys! Smile! 01:21:57.121 --> 01:21:58.788 Come on! Come on! 01:21:58.872 --> 01:22:01.708 - Help me. - I got you. I got you. 01:22:29.612 --> 01:22:30.903 Taxi! 01:22:36.702 --> 01:22:38.369 Times Square. 01:22:59.933 --> 01:23:01.893 Where'd he go? 01:23:02.561 --> 01:23:04.729 I'm up here! Come and get me! 01:23:06.774 --> 01:23:09.859 - Let's kill! - Hold on, pea-brain. 01:23:09.943 --> 01:23:12.278 We got busted last time because we underestimated 01:23:12.363 --> 01:23:13.946 that little bundle of misery. 01:23:14.031 --> 01:23:16.574 This ain't like the last time. This ain't his house. 01:23:16.659 --> 01:23:19.702 The kid's running scared. He ain't got a plan. 01:23:20.454 --> 01:23:22.705 May I do the thinking, please? 01:23:24.291 --> 01:23:25.917 Thank you. 01:23:27.878 --> 01:23:30.505 - Sonny! - Yes? 01:23:30.589 --> 01:23:34.717 Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you. 01:23:34.802 --> 01:23:39.889 Knocking off a youngster ain't going to mean all that much to me. Understand? 01:23:39.973 --> 01:23:43.685 But since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal with you. 01:23:43.769 --> 01:23:48.398 You throw down your camera and we won't hurt you. 01:23:48.482 --> 01:23:52.402 You'll never hear from us again. Okay? 01:23:52.778 --> 01:23:57.949 - You promise? - I cross my heart and hope to die. 01:23:58.784 --> 01:24:00.576 Okay! 01:24:05.874 --> 01:24:08.459 Okay, kid, give it to me. 01:24:17.469 --> 01:24:18.970 Direct hit! 01:24:24.518 --> 01:24:27.311 How many fingers am I holding up, Marv? 01:24:29.273 --> 01:24:30.648 Eight? 01:24:33.902 --> 01:24:37.572 Okay, kid. You want to throw bricks? Go ahead, throw another one. 01:24:37.656 --> 01:24:39.240 Don't do that! 01:24:43.495 --> 01:24:47.540 If you can't do any better than that, kid, you're going to lose. 01:24:48.709 --> 01:24:51.169 Harry, no. 01:24:57.843 --> 01:24:59.927 You got any more? 01:25:02.514 --> 01:25:05.183 Come on, Marv. Get up. He don't have any more bricks. He's out of them. 01:25:12.065 --> 01:25:19.697 What? 01:25:22.576 --> 01:25:25.369 That did it! Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it. 01:25:25.454 --> 01:25:29.457 Come on, Marv. Get up. You go this way. I'm going round the back. 01:25:33.545 --> 01:25:41.010 Harry? 01:28:06.865 --> 01:28:09.867 Harry! I've reached the top! 01:29:03.130 --> 01:29:05.798 You gotta do better than this, kid. 01:29:30.157 --> 01:29:32.783 Wow! What a hole. 01:29:55.140 --> 01:29:56.474 Whoa! 01:33:41.324 --> 01:33:42.866 Harry. 01:34:03.763 --> 01:34:05.472 I'm coming up! 01:34:20.322 --> 01:34:22.614 I'm going to murder that kid! 01:34:40.717 --> 01:34:41.925 Yes! 01:34:48.808 --> 01:34:50.100 Whoa. 01:34:58.818 --> 01:35:01.070 Whoa, whoa! 01:35:11.623 --> 01:35:12.873 Hey! 01:35:13.249 --> 01:35:16.293 Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots? 01:35:16.378 --> 01:35:19.004 Harry! He's in the living room! 01:35:20.173 --> 01:35:22.091 He went up the ladder! 01:35:39.484 --> 01:35:42.569 I'm coming, Harry. I'm coming. 01:35:47.992 --> 01:35:49.785 Harry! Harry! 01:35:51.246 --> 01:35:55.332 You didn't lose any teeth! Come on, he went to the second floor. 01:35:55.792 --> 01:35:58.502 Hey! Why don't you guys try the stairs? 01:35:59.003 --> 01:36:00.462 Right. 01:36:03.007 --> 01:36:05.217 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 01:36:05.301 --> 01:36:08.262 Don't you remember what happened last year? 01:36:08.346 --> 01:36:10.472 - No. - Watch this. 01:36:11.850 --> 01:36:13.851 Let's get him! 01:36:18.815 --> 01:36:21.567 He busted me right in my mouth, Marv! 01:36:22.610 --> 01:36:24.111 That's one. 01:36:24.195 --> 01:36:28.115 Don't worry, Harry. I'll get him. 01:36:35.457 --> 01:36:37.541 Right in the schnoz. 01:36:38.626 --> 01:36:41.211 That's two. Come on, let's get him. 01:36:53.391 --> 01:36:55.726 That's three. 01:37:02.025 --> 01:37:03.108 No. 01:37:05.403 --> 01:37:06.987 That's four. 01:37:12.202 --> 01:37:14.786 - Come on, Harry. - Marv, are you sure this is safe? 01:37:14.871 --> 01:37:20.209 Oh yeah. Yep, I've worked all the kinks out. It's solid as a rock. 01:37:37.685 --> 01:37:41.188 - Like a rock, huh, Marv? - Hey? Do you guys give up? 01:37:41.272 --> 01:37:44.024 - Have you had enough pain? - Never! 01:37:55.870 --> 01:37:58.622 You better say every prayer you ever heard before, kid! 01:37:58.706 --> 01:38:02.292 I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas. 01:38:04.420 --> 01:38:08.048 - Where'd he go? - I'm up here and I'm really scared. 01:38:18.184 --> 01:38:20.143 What's that sound? 01:38:40.081 --> 01:38:44.626 That was the sound of a tool chest falling down the stairs. 01:38:51.467 --> 01:38:52.843 Yes! 01:39:27.712 --> 01:39:29.504 Over there! 01:39:29.589 --> 01:39:33.050 I don't care if I get the chair, I'm killing that kid! 01:39:35.011 --> 01:39:36.970 Surrender, kid! 01:39:37.472 --> 01:39:40.766 - He vanished. - I'm down here, you big horse's ass! 01:39:44.520 --> 01:39:47.147 - Whoa. - Nice night for a neck injury! 01:39:48.650 --> 01:39:50.984 Suck brick, kid! 01:39:56.949 --> 01:39:59.785 - Come on, Marv. - Oh, I don't know. 01:40:00.286 --> 01:40:02.245 I said, come on. 01:40:04.040 --> 01:40:06.416 Come on, you big sissy. 01:40:20.181 --> 01:40:23.016 Harry? You wearing aftershave? 01:40:23.101 --> 01:40:27.229 That's not aftershave. That's kerosene. The rope is soaked in it. 01:40:28.189 --> 01:40:31.274 Now, why would anybody soak a rope in kerosene? 01:40:35.613 --> 01:40:37.364 Merry Christmas. 01:40:38.074 --> 01:40:39.408 Go up! 01:41:14.360 --> 01:41:15.986 Get off me! 01:41:39.260 --> 01:41:40.802 Get the bag! 01:41:41.554 --> 01:41:44.681 Hello, the two guys who robbed Duncan's Toy Chest are in the park. 01:41:44.766 --> 01:41:49.311 Central Park West, 95th Street. Look for fireworks. Hurry, they got a gun. 01:41:56.110 --> 01:42:00.322 Hey, I'm down here. Better come and get me before I call the cops. 01:42:15.463 --> 01:42:18.507 My, how the tables have turned. 01:42:18.591 --> 01:42:20.926 How do you like the ice, kid? 01:42:25.723 --> 01:42:28.517 Let's go for a little stroll in the park. 01:42:45.993 --> 01:42:48.328 Give me that bag. Give me it! 01:42:52.959 --> 01:42:55.919 Hey, these'll look great in the photo album. 01:42:56.671 --> 01:43:00.715 You may've won the battle, little dude, but you lost the war. 01:43:01.259 --> 01:43:05.011 You ought not have messed with us, pal. We're dangerous. 01:43:11.018 --> 01:43:13.061 - Harry? - Shut up! 01:43:17.567 --> 01:43:21.236 - Harry. - Shut up! I want to enjoy this. 01:43:21.863 --> 01:43:26.283 - Something's wrong. Let's get out of here! - Shut up, I said! 01:43:28.536 --> 01:43:31.371 I never made it to the 6th grade, kid, 01:43:31.455 --> 01:43:34.958 and it doesn't look like you're going to, either. 01:43:35.501 --> 01:43:37.252 Let him go! 01:43:37.336 --> 01:43:39.087 Kevin, run! 01:43:40.631 --> 01:43:44.759 Shoot her! Shoot her! Shoot her! 01:43:44.844 --> 01:43:47.137 I'm trying to shoot her! 01:44:02.737 --> 01:44:04.070 Run, Marv! 01:44:26.344 --> 01:44:28.261 Bye! Thanks. 01:44:53.996 --> 01:44:56.539 Jesus, looks like the 4th of July! 01:44:56.624 --> 01:44:58.208 - Okay, let's go. - We'll take the bridge. 01:44:58.292 --> 01:45:01.378 You guys get the tunnel. Let's go. Come on! 01:45:08.886 --> 01:45:10.720 Oh, my God! 01:45:21.065 --> 01:45:22.399 All right, guys, let's go, huh? 01:45:22.483 --> 01:45:25.735 - Come on, on your feet. - Take it easy. 01:45:26.612 --> 01:45:27.654 What is this stuff? 01:45:29.073 --> 01:45:31.491 You guys should've started earlier. 01:45:31.575 --> 01:45:33.994 The prisoners have already exchanged gifts. 01:45:34.078 --> 01:45:35.912 We missed the presents? 01:45:35.997 --> 01:45:39.749 He made us hide out in the store so we could steal all the kiddies' charity money. 01:45:39.834 --> 01:45:42.168 Shut up, Marv. 01:45:43.087 --> 01:45:46.047 Got the right to remain silent, you know. 01:45:46.132 --> 01:45:49.050 He's a little cranky. We just broke out of prison a few days ago. 01:45:49.135 --> 01:45:51.761 Shut up, Marv! Jeez. 01:45:52.179 --> 01:45:54.097 - Get them out of here! - All right, let's go. 01:45:54.181 --> 01:45:55.765 Remember, if this makes the papers, 01:45:55.850 --> 01:45:58.601 we're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits. 01:45:58.686 --> 01:46:00.353 We're not Sticky Bandits, shut up! 01:46:00.438 --> 01:46:02.772 - That's Sticky. That's S... - Shut it. 01:46:02.857 --> 01:46:04.315 T... 01:46:04.775 --> 01:46:06.276 - I. - I... 01:46:18.622 --> 01:46:20.040 Well, Mr. Duncan, it's all over with. 01:46:20.124 --> 01:46:22.167 We apprehended the thieves and we recovered your money. 01:46:22.251 --> 01:46:25.837 Good, I want to get that money over to the Children's Hospital as soon as possible. 01:46:25.921 --> 01:46:29.382 - I'll handle it personally. My pleasure. - Thank you very much. 01:46:29.467 --> 01:46:31.009 - Excuse me, Mr. Duncan. - Yes. 01:46:31.093 --> 01:46:34.554 I found this note. Looks like a kid broke your window. 01:46:51.489 --> 01:46:53.281 Turtledoves. 01:47:02.666 --> 01:47:06.461 Excuse me. I'm looking for my son. He's this boy right here. 01:47:08.422 --> 01:47:10.590 Excuse me. Please help me. This boy right here. Have you seen him? 01:47:10.674 --> 01:47:12.967 This one, he's... Please. 01:47:21.393 --> 01:47:23.269 I'm looking for my son. Have you seen my son? He's... 01:47:23.354 --> 01:47:25.105 There. He's been missing for two days. 01:47:25.189 --> 01:47:29.109 - Well, have you filed a report, ma'am? - Yes, of course we have. 01:47:30.069 --> 01:47:32.612 Then trust us. We'll handle it. 01:47:37.701 --> 01:47:39.536 But I'm his mother. 01:47:40.412 --> 01:47:44.541 I realize that, ma'am, but you're looking for a needle in a haystack. 01:47:44.625 --> 01:47:48.044 - Do you have kids? - Yes, ma'am. 01:47:48.129 --> 01:47:51.381 And what would you do if one of them was missing? 01:47:52.383 --> 01:47:55.718 I'd probably be doing the same thing you're doing. 01:47:56.262 --> 01:47:57.762 Thank you. 01:48:00.224 --> 01:48:04.394 Look, put yourself in your kid's shoes. Where would you go? What would you do? 01:48:04.478 --> 01:48:08.064 Me? I'd probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere. 01:48:09.441 --> 01:48:14.154 Oh, but not Kevin. No. Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am. 01:48:15.656 --> 01:48:18.533 I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is. Fine. 01:48:19.827 --> 01:48:24.747 But he's still all by himself in a big city. And he doesn't deserve that. 01:48:25.416 --> 01:48:29.919 He deserves to be at home with his own family around his Christmas tree. 01:48:33.424 --> 01:48:36.759 Oh, dear God, I know where he is. 01:48:38.220 --> 01:48:40.763 I need to get to Rockefeller Center. 01:48:40.848 --> 01:48:43.016 - Hop in. - Thank you. 01:48:47.438 --> 01:48:51.691 I know I don't deserve a Christmas even if I did do a good deed. 01:48:52.610 --> 01:48:54.360 I don't want any presents. 01:48:54.445 --> 01:48:58.698 Instead, I want to take back every mean thing I ever said to my family, 01:48:58.782 --> 01:49:01.534 even if they don't take back the things that they said. 01:49:01.619 --> 01:49:05.455 I don't care. I love all of them. Including Buzz. 01:49:06.582 --> 01:49:10.627 If it isn't possible I can see all of them, could I just see my mother? 01:49:10.711 --> 01:49:15.381 I'll never want another thing as long as I live. I just want my mother. 01:49:15.466 --> 01:49:19.427 I know I won't see her tonight, but promise me I can see her again. 01:49:19.511 --> 01:49:21.471 Sometime. Anytime. 01:49:22.264 --> 01:49:25.850 Even if it's just once and only for a couple of minutes. 01:49:25.935 --> 01:49:28.853 I just need to tell her I'm sorry. 01:49:36.570 --> 01:49:38.363 Kevin? 01:49:44.078 --> 01:49:45.495 Mom? 01:49:47.665 --> 01:49:49.999 Wow! That worked fast! 01:50:00.344 --> 01:50:02.011 Oh, Kevin. 01:50:03.430 --> 01:50:05.181 Mom, I'm sorry. 01:50:06.934 --> 01:50:09.018 I'm sorry, too. 01:50:21.156 --> 01:50:23.241 Merry Christmas, Mom. 01:50:25.160 --> 01:50:27.328 Merry Christmas, sweetheart. 01:50:28.706 --> 01:50:31.374 Thank you. Let's go. 01:50:32.876 --> 01:50:34.294 How'd you know I was here? 01:50:34.378 --> 01:50:37.255 Well, I know you and Christmas trees, and this is the biggest one around. 01:50:37.339 --> 01:50:39.632 - Where's everybody else? - They're at the hotel. 01:50:39.717 --> 01:50:42.218 They didn't like palm trees either. 01:51:26.013 --> 01:51:28.473 Holy smokes, it's morning! 01:51:29.767 --> 01:51:31.976 It's Christmas morning, man. 01:51:33.354 --> 01:51:35.813 Fuller, don't get your hopes up. 01:51:36.815 --> 01:51:39.025 I don't think Santa Claus visits hotels. 01:51:39.109 --> 01:51:42.695 Are you nuts? He's omnipresent. He goes everywhere. 01:51:44.823 --> 01:51:47.492 Hey, guys, wake up, it's Christmas! 01:51:51.163 --> 01:51:53.331 - Mom! Dad! It's Christmas! - What? 01:52:05.969 --> 01:52:07.470 - Wow. - Wow. 01:52:07.930 --> 01:52:11.933 - Where'd it all come from? - Mom! Dad! You got to see this! 01:52:15.896 --> 01:52:17.897 - My gosh! - Peter! 01:52:17.981 --> 01:52:20.650 Are you sure we're in the right room? 01:52:25.531 --> 01:52:27.448 Don't open any of mine. I mean it. 01:52:27.533 --> 01:52:30.827 - Who's Mr. Duncan? - Duncan? I don't know. 01:52:30.911 --> 01:52:34.580 All right, everyone, just calm down. Calm down! Hey! Hey! 01:52:35.374 --> 01:52:40.628 All right. Now, if Kevin hadn't screwed up in the first place, again, 01:52:41.839 --> 01:52:45.675 then we wouldn't be in this most perfect and huge hotel room 01:52:45.759 --> 01:52:48.177 with a truckload of all this free stuff. 01:52:48.262 --> 01:52:52.723 So, I think it only fair that Kevin get to open up the first present. 01:52:54.184 --> 01:52:57.353 Then I'll go and the rest of you and so on. 01:53:01.483 --> 01:53:05.194 - Merry Christmas, Kev. - Merry Christmas, Buzz. 01:53:07.990 --> 01:53:13.661 - Merry Christmas, Kevin. - Okay, Kevin! All right! Merry Christmas! 01:53:15.372 --> 01:53:20.168 Enough of this gooey... Show of emotion. Everyone, let's dig in! 01:53:20.252 --> 01:53:22.128 All right! 01:53:22.212 --> 01:53:25.465 Everybody, now, wait, save the paper. We can use it next year. And the bows. 01:53:25.549 --> 01:53:27.383 Give me the bows... 01:54:02.920 --> 01:54:04.629 Merry Christmas. 01:54:06.840 --> 01:54:09.425 Kevin! Merry Christmas! 01:54:10.761 --> 01:54:13.012 I got something for you. 01:54:20.479 --> 01:54:24.857 - What's this? - It's a turtledove. I have one. You have one. 01:54:24.942 --> 01:54:28.986 As long as we each have a turtledove, we'll be friends forever. 01:54:32.950 --> 01:54:34.992 Oh, Kevin. 01:54:38.163 --> 01:54:39.914 Thank you. 01:54:41.250 --> 01:54:43.626 I won't forget you. Trust me. 01:55:11.822 --> 01:55:14.824 Mr. McCallister's room service bill, sir. 01:55:16.159 --> 01:55:18.160 Merry Christmas, sir. 01:55:24.251 --> 01:55:26.294 Nice family. Really. 01:55:36.305 --> 01:55:38.347 Merry Christmas indeed. 01:55:39.308 --> 01:55:40.975 Oh, Dad! 01:55:41.560 --> 01:55:46.105 Kevin! You spent $967 on room service? 01:59:59.234 --> 02:00:10.234 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::.