WEBVTT 00:00:00.473 --> 00:00:15.567 ..:: ارائه شده توسط وب سايت بلبل جان ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:12.473 --> 00:00:15.567 [ Shouting ] 00:00:20.648 --> 00:00:23.703 [ Shouting, Whistling ] 00:00:23.837 --> 00:00:25.464 [ Man ] So stay with us because later this afternoon, 00:00:25.538 --> 00:00:28.473 we're lucky enough to be talking to Anna Scott, 00:00:28.541 --> 00:00:30.475 Hollywood's biggest star by far. 00:00:30.710 --> 00:00:33.804 Miss Scott's latest film is once again topping the charts. 00:00:33.880 --> 00:00:38.093 - [ Piano ] - [ Man Continues, Indistinct ] 00:00:38.169 --> 00:00:42.868 She may be the face I can't forget 00:00:42.941 --> 00:00:47.037 A trace of pleasure or regret 00:00:47.111 --> 00:00:51.047 May be my treasure or the price 00:00:51.115 --> 00:00:53.481 I have to pay 00:00:53.551 --> 00:00:56.611 She may be the mirror 00:00:56.688 --> 00:00:58.622 Of my dream 00:00:58.690 --> 00:01:02.148 A smile reflected in a stream 00:01:02.226 --> 00:01:05.821 She may not be what she may seem 00:01:05.897 --> 00:01:11.529 Inside her shell 00:01:11.603 --> 00:01:16.199 She who always seems so happy in a crowd 00:01:16.274 --> 00:01:20.005 Whose eyes can be so private and so proud 00:01:20.078 --> 00:01:25.948 No one's allowed to see them when they cry 00:01:26.017 --> 00:01:31.045 She may be the love that cannot hope to last 00:01:31.122 --> 00:01:35.525 May come to me from shadows of the past 00:01:35.593 --> 00:01:38.756 That I'll remember till the day 00:01:38.830 --> 00:01:40.855 I die 00:01:40.932 --> 00:01:45.801 She may be the reason I survive 00:01:45.870 --> 00:01:49.533 The why and wherefore I'm alive 00:01:49.607 --> 00:01:52.838 The one I'll care for through the rough 00:01:52.910 --> 00:01:55.276 And ready years 00:01:55.346 --> 00:02:00.443 Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears 00:02:00.518 --> 00:02:04.113 And make them all my souvenirs 00:02:04.188 --> 00:02:07.589 For where she goes I've got to be 00:02:07.659 --> 00:02:10.856 The meaning of my life is 00:02:10.928 --> 00:02:13.726 She 00:02:13.798 --> 00:02:19.896 She 00:02:19.971 --> 00:02:26.069 Oh, she 00:02:26.244 --> 00:02:28.502 [ Man Narrating ] Of course I've seen her films... 00:02:28.579 --> 00:02:30.979 and always thought she was, well, fabulous. 00:02:31.049 --> 00:02:33.984 But, you know, a million, million miles from the world I live in... 00:02:34.052 --> 00:02:38.716 which is here, Notting Hill, my favorite bit of London. 00:02:38.790 --> 00:02:42.886 There's the market on weekdays selling every fruit and vegetable known to man. 00:02:42.960 --> 00:02:46.123 Rock hard bananas, five for a pound! 00:02:46.197 --> 00:02:48.961 The tattoo parlor with a guy outside who got drunk... 00:02:49.033 --> 00:02:52.491 and now can't remember why he chose "I love Ken." 00:02:52.570 --> 00:02:56.973 The radical hairdressers where everyone comes out looking like the Cookie Monster, 00:02:57.041 --> 00:02:59.271 whether they want to or not. 00:02:59.343 --> 00:03:01.436 And then, suddenly, it's the weekend, 00:03:01.512 --> 00:03:04.208 and from break of day hundreds of stalls appear out of nowhere, 00:03:04.282 --> 00:03:06.944 filling Portobello Road, right up to Notting Hill Gate. 00:03:07.018 --> 00:03:10.579 And wherever you look thousands of people are buying millions of antiques, 00:03:10.655 --> 00:03:15.820 some genuine and some... not quite so genuine. 00:03:15.893 --> 00:03:19.590 And what's great is that lots of friends have ended up in this part of London. 00:03:19.664 --> 00:03:23.191 That's Tony, for example, architect turned chef, 00:03:23.267 --> 00:03:26.703 who recently invested all the money he ever earned in a new restaurant. 00:03:26.771 --> 00:03:29.934 And so, this is where I spend my days and years... 00:03:30.007 --> 00:03:33.841 in this small village in the middle of the city in a house with a blue door... 00:03:33.911 --> 00:03:37.369 that my wife and I bought together before she left me for a man... 00:03:37.448 --> 00:03:40.042 who looked exactly like Harrison Ford. 00:03:40.118 --> 00:03:43.087 And where I lead a strange half-life with a lodger called-- 00:03:43.154 --> 00:03:45.088 Spike! 00:03:48.926 --> 00:03:53.295 You couldn't help me with an incredible important decision, could you? 00:03:53.364 --> 00:03:57.391 Is this important in comparison to, let's say, whether they should cancel Third World debt? 00:03:57.468 --> 00:04:00.596 That's right. I am at last going out on a date with the great Janine, 00:04:00.671 --> 00:04:02.969 and I just wanna be sure I've picked the right T-shirt. 00:04:03.040 --> 00:04:05.975 - What are the choices? - Well, wait for it. 00:04:13.317 --> 00:04:16.669 First there's this one. [ Growls ] Cool, huh? 00:04:16.803 --> 00:04:21.137 Yeah, it might make it hard to strike a really romantic note. 00:04:21.207 --> 00:04:23.141 Point taken. Don't despair. 00:04:23.209 --> 00:04:26.940 If it's romance we're looking for, I believe I have just the thing. 00:04:31.150 --> 00:04:35.086 Yeah, well, there again, she might not think you had true love on your mind. 00:04:35.154 --> 00:04:38.180 Right. Just one more. 00:04:43.830 --> 00:04:46.321 True love here I come. 00:04:51.371 --> 00:04:55.774 Well, yeah. Yeah, that's-- that's, um, perfect. 00:04:55.842 --> 00:04:58.834 Great. Thanks. 00:04:58.911 --> 00:05:02.210 - Wish me luck. - Good luck. 00:05:07.587 --> 00:05:10.181 [ Narrating ] And so it was just another hopeless Wednesday, 00:05:10.256 --> 00:05:13.020 as I walked the thousand yards through the market to work, 00:05:13.092 --> 00:05:17.620 never suspecting that this was the day that was gonna change my life forever. 00:05:17.697 --> 00:05:21.155 This is work, by the way, my little travel bookshop, 00:05:22.268 --> 00:05:25.328 - Morning, Martin. - Morning, Monsignor. 00:05:25.405 --> 00:05:28.431 which, um, well, sells travel books, 00:05:28.508 --> 00:05:31.875 and to be frank with you, doesn't always sell many of those. 00:05:35.548 --> 00:05:39.109 Classic. Profit from major sales push, 00:05:39.185 --> 00:05:42.279 minus 347 pound. 00:05:43.856 --> 00:05:47.485 Shall I, uh, go and get you a cappuccino? 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:50.552 - You know, ease the pain a bit. - Yeah, yeah. 00:05:50.630 --> 00:05:53.724 Better make it a half. All I can afford. 00:05:53.800 --> 00:05:58.635 Get your logic. Demi-cappu coming right up. 00:05:58.705 --> 00:06:01.139 [ Doorbell Dings ] 00:06:22.829 --> 00:06:25.229 Um, can I help you at all? 00:06:26.632 --> 00:06:29.931 No, thanks. I'll just... look around. 00:06:31.003 --> 00:06:33.836 Fine. 00:06:39.278 --> 00:06:42.509 Uh, that book's really not great. 00:06:42.582 --> 00:06:46.609 Just in case, you know, browsing turned to buying. You'd be wasting your money. 00:06:46.686 --> 00:06:49.177 But if it's Turkey you're interested in, 00:06:49.255 --> 00:06:52.281 um, this one, on the other hand, is very good. 00:06:52.358 --> 00:06:56.590 Um, I think the man who wrote it has actually been to Turkey, which helps. 00:06:56.662 --> 00:07:00.564 Um, there's also a very amusing incident with a kebab, 00:07:00.633 --> 00:07:03.397 um, which is one of many amusing incidents. 00:07:03.469 --> 00:07:05.437 Thanks. I'll think about it. 00:07:05.505 --> 00:07:08.030 Or, in the bigger hardback variety, there's-- 00:07:08.107 --> 00:07:12.168 I'm sorry. Can you just give me a second? 00:07:15.314 --> 00:07:17.544 Excuse me. 00:07:17.617 --> 00:07:19.642 - Yes? - Bad news. 00:07:19.719 --> 00:07:21.152 What? 00:07:21.220 --> 00:07:24.815 We've got a security camera in this bit of the shop. 00:07:24.891 --> 00:07:26.153 So? 00:07:26.225 --> 00:07:28.955 So I saw you put that book down your trousers. 00:07:30.329 --> 00:07:34.561 - What book? - The one down your trousers. 00:07:34.634 --> 00:07:37.228 I don't have a book down my trousers. 00:07:37.303 --> 00:07:39.271 Right. 00:07:39.338 --> 00:07:41.636 I tell you what. Um, I'll call the police, and, um, 00:07:41.707 --> 00:07:45.541 if I'm wrong about the whole "book down the trousers" scenario, 00:07:45.611 --> 00:07:47.044 I really apologize. 00:07:47.113 --> 00:07:52.483 Okay. What if... I did have a book down my trousers? 00:07:52.552 --> 00:07:55.419 Well, ideally, when I went back to the desk, 00:07:55.488 --> 00:08:00.585 you'd remove the Cadogan Guide to Bali from your trousers... 00:08:00.660 --> 00:08:03.857 and either wipe it and put it back or buy it. 00:08:03.930 --> 00:08:06.330 I'll see you in a sec. 00:08:06.399 --> 00:08:08.867 I'm sorry about that. 00:08:08.935 --> 00:08:11.460 No, it's fine. 00:08:11.537 --> 00:08:15.439 I was gonna steal one, but now I've changed my mind. 00:08:15.508 --> 00:08:18.443 Oh, signed by the author, I see. 00:08:18.511 --> 00:08:20.843 Um, yeah, couldn't stop him. 00:08:20.913 --> 00:08:23.814 If you can find an unsigned one, it's worth an absolute fortune. 00:08:23.883 --> 00:08:26.875 - [ Chuckles ] - Excuse me. 00:08:26.953 --> 00:08:28.978 - Yes? - Can I have your autograph? 00:08:29.055 --> 00:08:31.523 Uh, sure. 00:08:31.591 --> 00:08:33.718 - Uh-- - Here. 00:08:33.793 --> 00:08:37.285 - What's your name? - Rufus. 00:08:42.034 --> 00:08:44.025 What does it say? 00:08:44.103 --> 00:08:49.166 That's my signature. And above it, it says, "Dear Rufus, you belong in jail." 00:08:49.242 --> 00:08:51.335 Good one. 00:08:53.079 --> 00:08:56.640 - Do you want my phone number? - Tempting. 00:08:56.716 --> 00:08:59.549 But... no. Thank you. 00:09:03.422 --> 00:09:06.323 I will take this one. 00:09:06.392 --> 00:09:08.860 Oh, right, right. So, uh-- 00:09:08.928 --> 00:09:12.989 Well, on second thoughts, um, maybe it's not that bad after all. 00:09:13.065 --> 00:09:15.966 Actually, it's a sort of a classic, really. 00:09:16.035 --> 00:09:19.596 None of those childish kebab stories you find in so many books these days. 00:09:19.672 --> 00:09:21.606 And, um, I tell you what. 00:09:21.674 --> 00:09:23.665 I'll throw in one of those for free. 00:09:23.743 --> 00:09:26.268 Useful for, uh, lighting fires, 00:09:26.345 --> 00:09:29.280 wrapping fish, that sort of thing. 00:09:32.184 --> 00:09:34.675 - Thanks. - Pleasure. 00:09:45.197 --> 00:09:47.597 [ Door Closes ] 00:10:05.851 --> 00:10:10.220 Cappuccino, as ordered. 00:10:10.289 --> 00:10:12.314 Thanks. 00:10:12.391 --> 00:10:15.485 I don't think you'll believe who was just in here. 00:10:15.561 --> 00:10:18.428 Who? Was it someone famous? 00:10:19.832 --> 00:10:21.925 - No, no, no. - No? 00:10:22.001 --> 00:10:26.529 Would be exciting, though, wouldn't it, if someone famous came into the shop? Hmm? 00:10:26.606 --> 00:10:30.565 Do you know-- and this is pretty amazing, actually-- 00:10:30.643 --> 00:10:32.907 but I once saw Ringo Starr. 00:10:32.979 --> 00:10:35.277 - Where was that? - Kensington High Street. 00:10:35.348 --> 00:10:37.282 At least I think it was Ringo. 00:10:37.350 --> 00:10:40.080 It might have been that man from Fiddler on the Roof. 00:10:40.152 --> 00:10:42.814 - You know, Toppy. - Topol. 00:10:42.888 --> 00:10:45.584 Yes, that's right. Topol. 00:10:45.658 --> 00:10:47.592 Mm-hmm. 00:10:47.660 --> 00:10:51.528 Actually, Ringo Starr doesn't-- doesn't look at all like, uh, Topol. 00:10:51.597 --> 00:10:54.691 Yeah, but he was-- he was quite a long way away from me. 00:10:54.767 --> 00:10:57.861 So actually it could've been neither of them. 00:10:57.937 --> 00:11:00.804 Yes, I suppose so, yes. 00:11:00.873 --> 00:11:05.276 - It's not a classic anecdote, is it? - Not a classic, no. No. 00:11:09.081 --> 00:11:13.518 - Another one? - [ Sighs ] Yes. No. 00:11:13.586 --> 00:11:17.044 Let's go crazy. I'll have an orange juice. 00:11:17.123 --> 00:11:20.058 [ People Chattering ] 00:11:22.595 --> 00:11:25.393 - Okay, thanks. Bye-bye. - See you later. 00:11:32.304 --> 00:11:34.329 - Oh! - Oh! Shit! 00:11:34.407 --> 00:11:37.399 - Oh, my God! - Bugger! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 00:11:37.476 --> 00:11:40.343 - Here. Let me-- - Get your hands off! 00:11:40.413 --> 00:11:43.211 I'm really sorry. I-- I live just over the street. 00:11:43.282 --> 00:11:46.513 I have, um, water and soap. You can get cleaned up. 00:11:46.585 --> 00:11:48.815 No, thank you. I just need to get my car back. 00:11:48.888 --> 00:11:52.221 I also have a phone. I'm confident that in five minutes... 00:11:52.291 --> 00:11:55.260 we could have you spick-and-span and back on the street again. 00:11:55.327 --> 00:11:58.057 In the non-prostitute sense, obviously. 00:12:01.167 --> 00:12:04.364 All right. Well-- What do you mean, "just over the street"? 00:12:04.437 --> 00:12:08.156 - Give it to me in yards. - Uh, 18 yards. 00:12:08.230 --> 00:12:11.461 That's my house there with the blue front door. 00:12:14.403 --> 00:12:17.634 Come on in. I'll just-- I'll just-- 00:12:20.743 --> 00:12:25.840 Um, right. Right. Come in. 00:12:25.915 --> 00:12:29.316 It's, um, not quite as tidy as it normally is, I fear. 00:12:29.385 --> 00:12:32.548 But, um-- The bathroom's on the top floor. 00:12:32.621 --> 00:12:36.489 And the telephone's just-- just up here. 00:12:38.060 --> 00:12:40.392 Here. Let-- Let me, um-- 00:12:46.201 --> 00:12:49.637 Um, round the corner. Straight on-- straight on up. 00:12:53.442 --> 00:12:55.376 Bugger. 00:12:56.645 --> 00:12:58.579 [ Groans ] 00:13:00.316 --> 00:13:02.181 Uh-oh. 00:13:15.030 --> 00:13:16.930 Uh, 00:13:16.999 --> 00:13:20.196 would you like a cup of tea before you go? 00:13:20.269 --> 00:13:22.635 - No. - Coffee? 00:13:22.705 --> 00:13:25.469 - No. - Orange juice? 00:13:26.609 --> 00:13:31.069 Probably not. Um, something else cold. 00:13:31.146 --> 00:13:33.080 Uh-- 00:13:33.148 --> 00:13:37.278 - [ Bottles Rattling ] - Coke? Water? 00:13:37.353 --> 00:13:39.287 Some disgusting sugary drink... 00:13:39.355 --> 00:13:41.448 pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest? 00:13:41.523 --> 00:13:44.583 - No. - Would you like something to eat? 00:13:44.660 --> 00:13:46.924 Uh, something to nibble? 00:13:46.996 --> 00:13:50.864 Um, apricots soaked in honey? 00:13:50.933 --> 00:13:54.369 Quite why, no one knows, because it stops them tasting of apricots... 00:13:54.436 --> 00:13:56.768 and makes them taste like honey, 00:13:56.839 --> 00:14:01.799 and if you wanted honey, you'd just buy honey instead of... apricots. 00:14:01.877 --> 00:14:04.345 Um, but nevertheless, there we go there. 00:14:04.413 --> 00:14:06.574 They're yours if you want them. 00:14:06.649 --> 00:14:08.514 No. 00:14:11.053 --> 00:14:13.453 Do you always say "no" to everything? 00:14:15.391 --> 00:14:17.325 No. 00:14:18.861 --> 00:14:21.489 I'd better be going. 00:14:21.563 --> 00:14:24.828 Thanks for your, uh, help. 00:14:24.900 --> 00:14:26.834 You're welcome. 00:14:26.902 --> 00:14:32.272 And, uh, may I also say, um, heavenly. 00:14:32.341 --> 00:14:35.276 I'll just take my one chance to say it. 00:14:35.344 --> 00:14:37.608 After you've read that terrible book, 00:14:37.680 --> 00:14:40.012 you're certainly not going to be coming back to the shop. 00:14:40.082 --> 00:14:42.710 Thank you. 00:14:42.785 --> 00:14:46.744 Yeah. Well, my pleasure. 00:14:57.299 --> 00:15:00.063 So... 00:15:00.135 --> 00:15:02.194 it was nice to meet you. 00:15:02.271 --> 00:15:06.537 Surreal but, um-- but nice. 00:15:08.610 --> 00:15:10.544 Sorry. 00:15:10.612 --> 00:15:13.547 [ People Chattering Outside ] 00:15:18.053 --> 00:15:21.511 "Surreal but nice"? What was I thinking? 00:15:27.296 --> 00:15:30.231 [ Doorbell Rings ] 00:15:33.202 --> 00:15:35.727 - Hi. - Hi. 00:15:35.804 --> 00:15:39.865 - I forgot my other bag. - Oh, right. Right. 00:15:48.684 --> 00:15:50.618 Thanks. 00:16:21.183 --> 00:16:25.950 I'm very sorry about the "surreal but nice" comment. 00:16:26.021 --> 00:16:28.489 - Disaster. - That's okay. 00:16:28.557 --> 00:16:33.324 I thought the apricot and honey thing was the real low point. 00:16:33.395 --> 00:16:35.420 - [ Chuckles ] - [ Doorknob Rattling ] 00:16:35.497 --> 00:16:38.227 Oh, my God. My flatmate. 00:16:38.300 --> 00:16:40.962 I'm sorry. There's no excuse for him. 00:16:41.036 --> 00:16:43.470 [ Clears Throat ] 00:16:43.539 --> 00:16:45.473 - Hey. - Hi. 00:16:45.541 --> 00:16:47.907 I'm just going into the kitchen to get some food. 00:16:47.976 --> 00:16:52.345 Then I'm gonna tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins. 00:16:57.252 --> 00:17:00.847 Probably best not to tell anyone about this. 00:17:00.923 --> 00:17:03.915 Right. Right. No one. 00:17:03.992 --> 00:17:06.290 I mean, I'll tell myself sometimes. 00:17:06.361 --> 00:17:08.989 But don't worry. I won't believe it. 00:17:15.437 --> 00:17:17.632 - Bye. - Bye. 00:17:29.051 --> 00:17:32.179 There's something wrong with this yogurt. 00:17:34.056 --> 00:17:37.184 It's not yogurt. It's mayonnaise. 00:17:37.259 --> 00:17:39.284 Oh, right. There we are then. 00:17:39.361 --> 00:17:41.158 Mm. 00:17:41.230 --> 00:17:44.131 On for a videofest tonight? 00:17:45.534 --> 00:17:48.697 I got some absolute classics. 00:17:51.273 --> 00:17:54.299 - Smile. - No. 00:17:57.679 --> 00:18:01.911 - Smile. - I've got nothing to smile about. 00:18:10.959 --> 00:18:12.893 Okay. 00:18:12.961 --> 00:18:15.589 In about seven seconds, 00:18:15.664 --> 00:18:18.360 I'm going to ask you to marry me. 00:18:25.040 --> 00:18:27.634 [ Spike ] Imagine. 00:18:27.709 --> 00:18:32.510 Somewhere in the world there's a man who's allowed to kiss her. 00:18:32.581 --> 00:18:35.015 [ Both Laughing ] 00:18:35.083 --> 00:18:37.813 Yes, she is, uh, 00:18:37.886 --> 00:18:41.686 fairly fabulous. 00:18:49.798 --> 00:18:52.358 - Do you have any books by Dickens? - No. 00:18:52.434 --> 00:18:56.894 No, I'm afraid we're a travel bookshop. We only sell travel books. 00:18:58.540 --> 00:19:01.805 Oh, right. How about the new John Grisham thriller? 00:19:03.245 --> 00:19:07.238 Well, no, 'cause that's, uh-- that's a novel too, isn't it? 00:19:07.316 --> 00:19:10.149 Oh, right. 00:19:11.320 --> 00:19:16.587 [ Sighs ] Have you got Winnie the Pooh? 00:19:18.160 --> 00:19:20.628 Martin, your customer. 00:19:20.696 --> 00:19:22.755 - Uh, can I help you? - [ Bell Dinging ] 00:19:25.634 --> 00:19:29.365 [ Pop ] 00:19:29.438 --> 00:19:31.804 Once in a lifetime 00:19:34.209 --> 00:19:36.143 - [ Continues ] - Hey. 00:19:36.211 --> 00:19:38.145 Hi. 00:19:39.715 --> 00:19:44.448 - Once in a lifetime - Just, um, incidentally, 00:19:44.519 --> 00:19:47.511 uh, why... are you wearing that? 00:19:47.589 --> 00:19:51.320 Combination of factors really. Uh, no clean clothes. 00:19:51.393 --> 00:19:55.295 There never will be, you know, unless you actually clean your clothes. 00:19:55.364 --> 00:19:57.798 Right. Vicious circle. 00:19:57.866 --> 00:20:00.562 And I was, like, rooting around in your things... 00:20:00.635 --> 00:20:02.660 and I found this, and I thought "cool." 00:20:04.324 --> 00:20:06.884 Kinda... spacey. 00:20:10.029 --> 00:20:12.930 There's something wrong with the goggles, though. 00:20:12.999 --> 00:20:15.900 No, they were, um, prescription. 00:20:15.969 --> 00:20:19.598 - Groovy. - So I could see all the fishes properly. 00:20:19.672 --> 00:20:22.300 You should do more of this stuff. 00:20:22.375 --> 00:20:26.334 - So, look, any messages today? - Yeah, I wrote a couple down. 00:20:26.412 --> 00:20:29.813 So there were two. There were two messages? Right? 00:20:31.751 --> 00:20:35.084 You want me to write down all your messages? 00:20:35.155 --> 00:20:39.285 Okay, who are the ones that you didn't write down from? 00:20:39.359 --> 00:20:41.122 [ Sighs ] 00:20:41.194 --> 00:20:42.627 No. Gone completely. 00:20:42.695 --> 00:20:44.629 Oh, no. There was one from your mum. 00:20:44.697 --> 00:20:47.325 She said don't forget lunch, and her leg's hurting again. 00:20:47.400 --> 00:20:49.960 - No one else? - Absolutely no one else. 00:20:53.406 --> 00:20:56.705 Though if we're going for this obsessive writing down all the message thing, 00:20:56.776 --> 00:21:00.212 some American girl called Anna called a few days ago. 00:21:05.752 --> 00:21:08.687 - What did she say? - Well, it was genuinely bizarre. 00:21:08.755 --> 00:21:14.216 She said, "Hi. It's Anna." Then she said, "Call me at The Ritz"... 00:21:14.294 --> 00:21:17.786 and then gave herself a completely different name. 00:21:17.864 --> 00:21:21.800 - Which was? - Absolutely no idea. 00:21:21.868 --> 00:21:24.302 Remembering one name's hard enough. 00:21:24.370 --> 00:21:26.634 No, I-- I know that. She-- She said that. 00:21:26.706 --> 00:21:28.970 Um, I know she's using another name. 00:21:29.042 --> 00:21:32.500 The problem is she left the message with my flatmate... 00:21:32.579 --> 00:21:34.513 which was a very serious mistake. 00:21:34.581 --> 00:21:38.881 Um, I don't know. Imagine, if you will, the stupidest person you've ever met. 00:21:38.952 --> 00:21:43.184 - Are you doing that? - Yes, sir, I have him in my mind. 00:21:43.256 --> 00:21:46.555 And now double it. And that is the, um-- what can I say-- 00:21:46.626 --> 00:21:49.186 the git that I am living with. 00:21:49.262 --> 00:21:50.661 And he can't remember-- 00:21:50.730 --> 00:21:53.824 - Try Flintstone. - I'm sorry, what? 00:21:53.900 --> 00:21:57.336 I think she said her name was Flintstone. 00:21:59.405 --> 00:22:04.365 I don't-- I don't suppose, um, Flintstone rings any bells, does it? 00:22:04.444 --> 00:22:07.709 - Oh, I'll put you right through, sir. - Oh, my God. 00:22:10.350 --> 00:22:13.513 Hello. Hi. 00:22:13.586 --> 00:22:15.520 - Hi there. - Hello? 00:22:15.588 --> 00:22:17.522 Hi. Hi. 00:22:17.590 --> 00:22:21.356 - Sorry. It's William... Thacker. - Yes? 00:22:21.427 --> 00:22:23.952 Um, we-- I work in a bookshop. 00:22:24.030 --> 00:22:27.898 Uh-huh. You played it pretty cool there, waiting for three days to call. 00:22:27.967 --> 00:22:31.198 Oh, no, I promise you I've never played anything cool in my entire life. 00:22:31.271 --> 00:22:34.763 My flatmate, who'll I'll stab to death later, never gave me the message. 00:22:36.342 --> 00:22:39.004 I don't know. Perhaps, um, 00:22:39.078 --> 00:22:43.412 I could drop round for tea later or something. 00:22:43.483 --> 00:22:48.477 - Things are pretty busy here. I might be free around 4:00. - Right. Right. Great. 00:22:48.554 --> 00:22:51.284 - Bye. - Yea-- Bye. 00:22:51.357 --> 00:22:53.951 [ Phone Clicks, Dial Tone ] 00:22:56.963 --> 00:22:58.897 Classic. 00:23:03.803 --> 00:23:05.737 Classic. 00:23:31.397 --> 00:23:34.332 [ Piano ] 00:23:34.400 --> 00:23:37.335 [ Continues ] 00:23:43.676 --> 00:23:46.338 - Which floor? - Three, please. 00:23:52.452 --> 00:23:54.386 [ Elevator Dings ] 00:24:14.774 --> 00:24:17.504 Uh, are you sure this is-- 00:24:17.577 --> 00:24:20.273 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sure. 00:24:31.557 --> 00:24:33.491 - Hi. Hi. I'm Karen. - Hi. 00:24:33.559 --> 00:24:36.084 I'm sorry. Things are running a little bit late. 00:24:36.162 --> 00:24:40.258 Here's the, uh, thing. Do you wanna come this way? 00:24:40.333 --> 00:24:43.063 [ Karen ] Through here. 00:24:43.136 --> 00:24:47.072 [ Reporters Chattering ] 00:24:47.140 --> 00:24:49.574 So what did you think of the film? 00:24:49.642 --> 00:24:52.440 Yeah, I thought it was fantastic. I thought it was, uh, 00:24:52.512 --> 00:24:56.073 Close Encounters meets Jean de Florette. 00:24:58.151 --> 00:25:00.085 I agree. 00:25:00.153 --> 00:25:03.088 I'm sorry. I didn't get down what magazines you're from. 00:25:03.156 --> 00:25:05.647 - Time Out. - Great. 00:25:05.725 --> 00:25:08.694 And you're from? 00:25:11.597 --> 00:25:15.693 Uh, Horse & Hound. 00:25:20.139 --> 00:25:23.734 The name's William Thacker. I think, actually, she might be expecting me. 00:25:23.810 --> 00:25:26.608 Oh, okay. Take a seat and I'll go check. 00:25:30.183 --> 00:25:33.584 I see you've, uh-- I see you've brought her some flowers. 00:25:33.653 --> 00:25:36.588 [ Laughing ] No. 00:25:36.656 --> 00:25:39.989 These are for my, um, grandmother. 00:25:40.059 --> 00:25:42.823 She's in a hospital just down the road. 00:25:42.895 --> 00:25:45.625 Thought I'd kill two birds with one stone, you know. 00:25:45.698 --> 00:25:48.963 Sure, right. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. 00:25:49.035 --> 00:25:51.765 Which hospital's that? 00:25:51.838 --> 00:25:53.965 Do you mind me not saying? 00:25:54.040 --> 00:25:56.304 It's a rather distressing disease. 00:25:56.375 --> 00:25:59.105 - Name of the hospital kind of gives it away. - Absolutely. Sure. 00:25:59.178 --> 00:26:01.112 Cheers. Ooh, yes. 00:26:01.180 --> 00:26:03.978 Right, uh, Mr.Thacker. Will you come this way. 00:26:04.050 --> 00:26:06.450 Right. 00:26:06.519 --> 00:26:09.386 You've got five minutes. 00:26:18.164 --> 00:26:21.361 - Hi. - Hello. 00:26:21.434 --> 00:26:25.393 Uh, I brought these, but clearly-- 00:26:25.471 --> 00:26:29.271 No, they're great. They're great. 00:26:29.342 --> 00:26:32.209 Ah, listen, I'm sorry about not ringing back. 00:26:32.278 --> 00:26:34.212 The whole "two-names concept"... 00:26:34.280 --> 00:26:36.805 was totally too much for my flatmate's pea-sized intellect. 00:26:36.883 --> 00:26:40.717 No, it's a stupid privacy thing. I always pick a... cartoon character. 00:26:40.786 --> 00:26:42.981 Last time I was Mrs.Bambi. 00:26:43.055 --> 00:26:45.819 [ Door Closes ] 00:26:45.892 --> 00:26:49.123 - Everything all right? - Yes, thank you. 00:26:49.195 --> 00:26:51.993 And you're from, uh, Horse & Hound. 00:26:52.064 --> 00:26:54.658 - Yeah. - Good. 00:26:54.734 --> 00:26:57.464 Is that so? Well. 00:27:03.442 --> 00:27:05.569 So, uh-- 00:27:08.681 --> 00:27:13.914 Uh, I'll just... fire away then, shall I? 00:27:15.488 --> 00:27:17.547 Right. 00:27:17.623 --> 00:27:19.557 Uh-- 00:27:20.993 --> 00:27:24.326 The film's great, and, um, 00:27:24.397 --> 00:27:27.389 I just was wondering whether... 00:27:27.466 --> 00:27:29.627 you ever thought of having, um, 00:27:29.702 --> 00:27:33.433 more, uh, horses in it. 00:27:33.506 --> 00:27:36.498 [ Clears Throat ] 00:27:36.576 --> 00:27:40.103 Uh, well, we would have liked to, 00:27:40.179 --> 00:27:45.515 but it was, um, difficult, obviously, being set in space. 00:27:47.019 --> 00:27:50.853 Space, right, yeah. Yeah, obviously very difficult. 00:27:52.258 --> 00:27:54.192 I'm so sorry. I arrived outside. 00:27:54.260 --> 00:27:56.228 They thrust this thing into my hand-- 00:27:56.295 --> 00:27:59.594 No, it's my fault. I thought this would all be over by now. 00:27:59.665 --> 00:28:02.395 I just wanted to sort of apologize for the kissing thing. 00:28:02.468 --> 00:28:04.402 I seriously don't know what came over me. 00:28:04.470 --> 00:28:07.462 And I just wanted to make sure that you were fine about it. 00:28:09.308 --> 00:28:14.769 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely fine. - [ Door Closes ] 00:28:14.847 --> 00:28:19.011 Do remember that Miss Scott is also keen to talk about her next project... 00:28:19.085 --> 00:28:22.782 which is, um, shooting later in the summer. 00:28:22.855 --> 00:28:26.313 Ah, yes, excellent. Excellent. 00:28:31.297 --> 00:28:35.427 Any horses in that one? 00:28:35.501 --> 00:28:40.939 Or hounds for that matter. Our readers are equally intrigued by both species. 00:28:41.007 --> 00:28:43.805 It takes place on a submarine. 00:28:43.876 --> 00:28:47.334 Oh. Well, bad luck. 00:28:48.748 --> 00:28:51.376 But, um, 00:28:51.450 --> 00:28:53.748 if there were horses in it, 00:28:53.819 --> 00:28:56.413 would you be riding them... 00:28:56.489 --> 00:29:01.119 or would you be getting, a-- a stunt-horse-double-man-thing? 00:29:03.529 --> 00:29:08.364 [ Chuckles ] I-I'm a complete moron. I apologize. I-- 00:29:08.434 --> 00:29:12.336 This is very weird. It's the sort of thing that happens in dreams, 00:29:12.405 --> 00:29:14.999 not in real life. 00:29:15.074 --> 00:29:17.565 I mean, good dreams. It's a-- 00:29:17.643 --> 00:29:21.204 It's a dream, in fact, uh, to see you again. 00:29:22.782 --> 00:29:26.445 What happens next in the dream? 00:29:28.321 --> 00:29:32.690 I suppose in the, uh, dream-- 00:29:32.758 --> 00:29:36.319 dream scenario-- I just, uh, 00:29:36.395 --> 00:29:38.590 change my personality... 00:29:38.664 --> 00:29:41.292 because you can do that in dreams and, um, 00:29:43.669 --> 00:29:47.935 walk over and, uh, kiss the girl. 00:29:48.007 --> 00:29:50.635 But, uh-- 00:29:58.317 --> 00:30:02.048 Time's up, I'm afraid. Did you get what you wanted? 00:30:02.121 --> 00:30:07.308 - Um, nearly, nearly. - Well, maybe just one last question. 00:30:08.716 --> 00:30:11.344 - Sure. [ Clears Throat ] - Right, right. 00:30:12.987 --> 00:30:14.921 [ Door Closes ] 00:30:14.989 --> 00:30:18.390 Are you... busy tonight? 00:30:18.459 --> 00:30:23.362 - Yes. - Right. Right. 00:30:24.933 --> 00:30:28.892 - Come in. - Well, it was nice to meet you. 00:30:28.970 --> 00:30:31.234 Yes, and you. 00:30:31.306 --> 00:30:33.740 Surreal... but nice. 00:30:33.808 --> 00:30:38.211 Thank you. You are Horse & Hounds' favorite actress. 00:30:39.581 --> 00:30:42.049 You and Black Beauty... 00:30:42.116 --> 00:30:44.050 tied. 00:30:49.157 --> 00:30:51.091 How was she? 00:30:51.159 --> 00:30:54.651 Oh, um, fabulous. 00:30:54.729 --> 00:30:58.825 Excellent. Wait a minute. She took your grandmother's flowers. 00:30:58.900 --> 00:31:02.461 Uh, yeah, yeah. That's right. 00:31:02.537 --> 00:31:04.596 - Bitch. - [ Karen ] Oh, Mr.Thacker. 00:31:04.672 --> 00:31:09.109 Mr.Thacker, if you'd like to come with me, we can rush you through the others. 00:31:09.177 --> 00:31:10.610 The others? 00:31:10.678 --> 00:31:13.272 Mr.Thacker is from Horse & Hound. 00:31:16.251 --> 00:31:18.947 - How's it going? - Very well, thank you. 00:31:19.020 --> 00:31:22.217 Have a seat. 00:31:22.290 --> 00:31:25.487 - Well, did you enjoy the film? - [ Clock Ticking ] 00:31:25.560 --> 00:31:28.620 Yes, enormously. 00:31:28.696 --> 00:31:30.527 - Well, fire away. - Right. 00:31:32.100 --> 00:31:34.432 Did you enjoy making the film? 00:31:34.502 --> 00:31:38.404 - Yes, I did. - Good. 00:31:38.473 --> 00:31:40.941 Any bit in particular? 00:31:41.009 --> 00:31:44.137 You tell me what bit you enjoyed the most, 00:31:44.212 --> 00:31:47.204 and I'll tell you if I enjoyed making that bit. 00:31:49.250 --> 00:31:52.981 Uh, I... 00:31:53.054 --> 00:31:56.080 liked the bit in space... 00:31:56.157 --> 00:31:58.091 very much. 00:31:58.159 --> 00:32:01.720 Did you identify with the character you're playing? 00:32:01.796 --> 00:32:05.391 [ Speaking Spanish ] 00:32:05.466 --> 00:32:09.562 - No. - No. 00:32:11.472 --> 00:32:15.238 Oh. Why not? 00:32:15.310 --> 00:32:17.744 [ Spanish ] 00:32:17.812 --> 00:32:21.612 [ Spanish ] 00:32:21.683 --> 00:32:25.346 Because he's playing a psychopathic flesh-eating robot. 00:32:25.420 --> 00:32:27.650 Classic. 00:32:27.722 --> 00:32:30.520 So, uh, 00:32:30.591 --> 00:32:33.185 is this your first film? 00:32:33.261 --> 00:32:36.128 No. It's my 22nd. 00:32:36.197 --> 00:32:40.133 Of course it is. Any favorites among the 22? 00:32:41.569 --> 00:32:43.503 Working with Leonardo. 00:32:43.571 --> 00:32:47.632 - Da Vinci? - DiCaprio. 00:32:47.709 --> 00:32:50.576 Of course. [ Chuckles ] 00:32:50.645 --> 00:32:54.638 And is-- is he your favorite Italian director? 00:32:54.749 --> 00:32:57.149 [ Reporters Chattering ] 00:32:59.187 --> 00:33:02.315 - Mr.Thacker. - Oh, no. 00:33:02.390 --> 00:33:05.188 - Have you got a minute? - No. 00:33:11.132 --> 00:33:12.690 Hi. 00:33:14.869 --> 00:33:16.803 Hi. 00:33:16.871 --> 00:33:20.568 Um-- Yeah, so the, um-- 00:33:20.641 --> 00:33:24.907 the-- the thing I was doing tonight, I'm not doing anymore. 00:33:24.979 --> 00:33:27.470 I told them I had to spend the evening... 00:33:27.548 --> 00:33:31.348 with Britain's premier equestrian journalist. 00:33:31.419 --> 00:33:34.513 Oh. Well, great. 00:33:34.589 --> 00:33:36.784 Fantastic. That's, uh-- 00:33:36.858 --> 00:33:40.089 Oh. Shittity brickitty. 00:33:40.161 --> 00:33:43.722 It's my sister's birthday. Shit. We're meant to be having dinner. 00:33:43.798 --> 00:33:46.699 - Okay, that's fine. - No. I'm sure I can get out of it. 00:33:46.768 --> 00:33:50.226 No, I mean, if it's fine with you, I'll be your date. 00:33:51.806 --> 00:33:54.900 You-- You'll be my date... 00:33:54.976 --> 00:33:57.706 to my little sister's birthday party? 00:33:57.779 --> 00:34:01.545 - If it's all right. - Well, yeah, I'm sure it's all right. 00:34:01.616 --> 00:34:03.481 My friend Max is cooking, 00:34:03.551 --> 00:34:06.543 and he is generally acknowledged to be the worst cook in the world. 00:34:06.621 --> 00:34:11.058 But, um, you know, you could hide the food in your handbag or something. 00:34:11.125 --> 00:34:15.357 - Okay. - Okay. 00:34:17.365 --> 00:34:21.267 - He's bringing a girl? - Miracles do happen. 00:34:21.335 --> 00:34:25.431 - Does the girl have a name? - Don't know. Wouldn't say. 00:34:25.506 --> 00:34:28.236 Oh, Christ! What is going on in there? 00:34:28.309 --> 00:34:32.109 - [ Doorbell Rings ] - Oh, God! 00:34:34.315 --> 00:34:37.113 Hi. Come on in. Vague food crisis. 00:34:43.024 --> 00:34:45.049 Hiya! Sorry. 00:34:45.126 --> 00:34:48.061 The guinea-fowl is proving more complicated than expected. 00:34:48.129 --> 00:34:51.064 - He's cooking guinea-fowl? - Don't even ask. 00:34:51.132 --> 00:34:53.999 - Hi. - Hi. 00:34:54.068 --> 00:34:56.662 Good Lord, you're the spitting image of-- 00:34:56.737 --> 00:34:58.728 Bella, this is Anna. 00:35:00.508 --> 00:35:02.635 - Right. - Okay, crisis over. 00:35:02.710 --> 00:35:05.645 Max, this is Anna. 00:35:05.713 --> 00:35:09.149 - Hi. - Hello, Anna-- 00:35:09.217 --> 00:35:11.981 Scott. Have some wine. 00:35:12.053 --> 00:35:14.317 Thank you. 00:35:14.388 --> 00:35:16.151 - [ Doorbell Rings ] - I'll get it. 00:35:19.160 --> 00:35:21.094 Red or white? 00:35:21.162 --> 00:35:23.926 - Oh. Hey. - Hi. 00:35:23.998 --> 00:35:27.525 - Oh, yes, happy birthday. - Thank you. 00:35:27.602 --> 00:35:29.832 Look, your brother's brought this girl. 00:35:29.904 --> 00:35:31.337 Hi, guys. 00:35:32.673 --> 00:35:34.664 Oh, holy fuck! 00:35:34.742 --> 00:35:38.200 Hon, this is Anna. Anna, this is Honey. She's my baby sister. 00:35:38.279 --> 00:35:40.304 Oh. Hi. 00:35:40.381 --> 00:35:43.282 Oh, God. This is one of those key moments in life... 00:35:43.351 --> 00:35:46.286 when it's possible you can be really genuinely cool... 00:35:46.354 --> 00:35:51.519 and I-- I'm going to fail just a hundred percent. 00:35:53.561 --> 00:35:57.998 I-- I absolutely, totally and utterly adore you. 00:35:58.065 --> 00:36:02.365 And I just think... you are the most beautiful woman in the world. 00:36:02.436 --> 00:36:05.633 And, more importantly, I genuinely believe, 00:36:05.706 --> 00:36:10.643 and I've believed for some time now, that we could be best friends. 00:36:10.711 --> 00:36:13.646 So what do you think? 00:36:13.714 --> 00:36:15.648 [ Chuckles ] 00:36:15.716 --> 00:36:17.684 Uh, lucky me. 00:36:19.620 --> 00:36:22.350 [ Clears Throat ] Well, happy birthday. 00:36:22.423 --> 00:36:27.486 Oh, you gave me a present. We're best friends already then. 00:36:27.562 --> 00:36:30.258 Marry Will. He's a really nice guy. Then we can be sisters. 00:36:30.331 --> 00:36:32.697 - Well, I'll think about it. - [ Chuckles ] 00:36:34.569 --> 00:36:37.094 - [ Doorbell Rings ] - That'll be Bernie. 00:36:38.306 --> 00:36:40.638 - Hi. - Hi. Sorry I'm late. 00:36:40.708 --> 00:36:43.643 Bollocksed up at work again, I fear. 00:36:43.711 --> 00:36:46.236 - Millions down the drain. - Well done. 00:36:46.314 --> 00:36:49.477 - Bernie, this is Anna. - Hello, Anna. Delighted to meet you. 00:36:49.550 --> 00:36:53.418 - And you. - Honey bunny, Happy birthday to you 00:36:53.487 --> 00:36:56.285 - Hi, Bella. - Hi. 00:36:56.357 --> 00:37:00.020 Um, it-- it-- it's a hat. You don't have to wear it or anything. 00:37:00.094 --> 00:37:03.029 - Hi, Will. - Hi. 00:37:03.097 --> 00:37:05.895 Hi. 00:37:05.967 --> 00:37:08.595 - Hi. - What? 00:37:08.669 --> 00:37:10.637 - Wine, Bernie? - Mm. 00:37:10.705 --> 00:37:13.139 - [ Cork Pops ] - You haven't slept with her, have you? 00:37:13.207 --> 00:37:15.641 That is a cheap question, and the answer is, of course, no comment. 00:37:15.710 --> 00:37:17.644 - No comment means "yes." - No, it doesn't. 00:37:17.712 --> 00:37:19.646 - Do you ever masturbate? - Definitely no comment. 00:37:19.714 --> 00:37:22.376 - You see, it means "yes." - [ Honey ] Oh, my God! 00:37:22.450 --> 00:37:26.978 So, uh, tell me, um, Anna, what do you do? 00:37:27.054 --> 00:37:30.820 - I'm an actress. - Oh, splendid. 00:37:30.891 --> 00:37:32.916 What do you do? 00:37:32.994 --> 00:37:36.760 I'm actually in the stock market myself, so, uh, not really similar fields. 00:37:36.831 --> 00:37:39.959 Though, um-- um, I have done the odd bit of amateur stuff. 00:37:40.034 --> 00:37:44.528 Um-- uh, P.G. Wodehouse. Farce, all that, you know. 00:37:44.605 --> 00:37:47.233 "Careful there, Vicar." 00:37:47.308 --> 00:37:50.573 Always imagined it's a pretty tough job, though, acting. 00:37:50.645 --> 00:37:54.638 - The wages are a scandal, aren't they? - They can be. 00:37:54.715 --> 00:37:56.683 I see friends from university-- clever chaps. 00:37:56.751 --> 00:37:58.719 Been in the business longer than you. 00:37:58.786 --> 00:38:03.519 They're scraping by on seven, eight thousand a year. 00:38:03.591 --> 00:38:05.923 You know, it's no life. 00:38:05.993 --> 00:38:10.362 - What sort of acting do you do? - Films, mainly. 00:38:10.431 --> 00:38:15.334 Oh, splendid. Oh, well done. How's the pay in movies? 00:38:15.403 --> 00:38:20.306 I mean, last film you did, what did you get paid? 00:38:20.374 --> 00:38:22.604 Fifteen million dollars. 00:38:23.678 --> 00:38:25.612 Right. 00:38:25.680 --> 00:38:29.878 So that's, well, fairly good. 00:38:29.950 --> 00:38:32.009 Right, I think we're ready. 00:38:32.086 --> 00:38:34.020 - Ooh. - Okay. 00:38:34.088 --> 00:38:36.022 Bella, can you tell me where I can find-- 00:38:36.090 --> 00:38:38.149 Oh, sorry. It's down the corridor on the right. 00:38:38.225 --> 00:38:40.284 I'll show you. 00:38:43.230 --> 00:38:45.721 [ Whispering ] Quickly, quickly. Talk very, very quickly. 00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:47.427 What are you doing here with Anna Scott? 00:38:47.501 --> 00:38:49.492 - Anna Scott? - Yes. Shut up! 00:38:49.570 --> 00:38:51.561 - What, the film star? - Shh! 00:38:51.639 --> 00:38:54.267 - Oh, God! - What? 00:38:54.341 --> 00:38:57.174 - Oh, God. Oh, goddy God. - What did you say to her? 00:38:57.244 --> 00:39:00.702 I don't believe it. I actually walked into the loo with her. 00:39:00.781 --> 00:39:03.648 I was still chatting when she started unbuttoning her jeans. 00:39:03.718 --> 00:39:06.152 - She had to ask me to leave. - Oh, God. 00:39:06.220 --> 00:39:08.188 - [ Laughing ] - So you knew who she was? 00:39:08.255 --> 00:39:10.519 Of course I did, but he didn't. 00:39:10.591 --> 00:39:14.652 Well, not instantly, but I-- I-- I got away with it. 00:39:14.729 --> 00:39:17.664 [ All Chattering ] 00:39:17.732 --> 00:39:22.499 - What do you think of the guinea-fowl? - I'm a vegetarian. 00:39:22.570 --> 00:39:25.004 Oh, God. 00:39:25.072 --> 00:39:27.870 So, how's the guinea-fowl? 00:39:27.942 --> 00:39:31.343 Best guinea-fowl I've ever tasted. 00:39:31.412 --> 00:39:33.937 It's amazing how you 00:39:34.014 --> 00:39:36.710 - Can speak right to my heart - [ All Chattering ] 00:39:42.289 --> 00:39:45.690 Without saying a word 00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:49.696 You can light up the dark 00:39:53.667 --> 00:39:58.934 - [ Hands Clapping ] - Try as I may, I can never explain 00:39:59.006 --> 00:40:05.021 - What I hear when you don't say a thing - [ Party Poppers Popping ] 00:40:05.155 --> 00:40:09.091 Having you here, Anna, firmly establishes what I've long suspected-- 00:40:09.159 --> 00:40:11.957 that we really are the most desperate lot of underachievers. 00:40:12.028 --> 00:40:14.963 - [ Bernie ] Shame. - I'm not saying it's a bad thing. 00:40:15.031 --> 00:40:18.432 In fact, I think it's something we should take pride in. 00:40:18.501 --> 00:40:21.766 I'm gonna give the last brownie as a prize... 00:40:21.838 --> 00:40:24.238 to the saddest act here. 00:40:24.307 --> 00:40:27.037 - Uh-oh. - Bern. 00:40:27.110 --> 00:40:30.341 Yeah, all right. Well, obviously, it's me, isn't it? 00:40:30.413 --> 00:40:33.473 I mean, I work in the city in a job I don't understand, 00:40:33.550 --> 00:40:35.984 and everyone keeps getting promoted above me. 00:40:36.052 --> 00:40:38.612 I haven't had a girlfriend since-- well, since puberty. 00:40:38.688 --> 00:40:41.748 And... nobody fancies me. 00:40:41.825 --> 00:40:44.385 And if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will. 00:40:44.461 --> 00:40:48.261 - Nonsense. I fancy you. - Really? 00:40:48.331 --> 00:40:50.925 Yeah. Or I did before you got so fat. 00:40:51.001 --> 00:40:53.936 [ Max ] You see. And unless I'm much mistaken, 00:40:54.004 --> 00:40:56.632 your job still pays you rather a lot of money... 00:40:56.706 --> 00:40:59.140 whilst Honey here earns 20 pence a week... 00:40:59.209 --> 00:41:02.042 flogging her guts out in London's worst record store. 00:41:02.112 --> 00:41:05.240 Yes! And I haven't got hair. I've got feathers. 00:41:05.315 --> 00:41:09.149 And I've got funny goggly eyes. And I'm attracted to cruel men. 00:41:09.219 --> 00:41:11.779 And, actually, no one will marry me... 00:41:11.855 --> 00:41:14.983 because, um, my boosies have actually started shrinking. 00:41:15.058 --> 00:41:17.492 - [ Max ] You see, it's incredibly sad. - But on the other hand, 00:41:17.560 --> 00:41:19.323 her best friend is Anna Scott. 00:41:19.396 --> 00:41:22.854 That's true. I can't deny it. She needs me. What can I say? 00:41:24.034 --> 00:41:27.629 And most of her limbs work, whereas I'm stuck in this thing day and night, 00:41:27.704 --> 00:41:29.729 in a house full of ramps. 00:41:29.806 --> 00:41:32.673 And to add insult to serious injury, 00:41:32.742 --> 00:41:38.009 I've totally given up smoking, my favorite thing. 00:41:38.081 --> 00:41:42.450 And, um, well, the truth is, 00:41:42.519 --> 00:41:44.714 we can't have a baby. 00:41:50.393 --> 00:41:52.486 Oh, Belle. 00:41:52.562 --> 00:41:56.020 C'est la vie. 00:41:57.701 --> 00:42:01.569 Still, um, we're lucky in lots of ways. 00:42:01.638 --> 00:42:04.664 But surely that's worth a brownie. [ Chuckling ] 00:42:06.242 --> 00:42:11.509 Well, I don't know. Look at William. 00:42:11.581 --> 00:42:14.744 - Very unsuccessful professionally. - That's true. 00:42:14.818 --> 00:42:19.687 Divorced. Used to be handsome, now kind of squidgy round the edges. 00:42:20.890 --> 00:42:23.688 And absolutely certain never to hear from Anna again... 00:42:23.760 --> 00:42:26.820 - once she's heard that his nickname at school was-- - Floppy. 00:42:26.896 --> 00:42:30.059 You did. I can't believe it, you did. 00:42:30.133 --> 00:42:33.534 Thanks very much. Thank you. Well, at least I get the last brownie. 00:42:33.603 --> 00:42:35.537 [ Max ] I think so, yes. 00:42:35.605 --> 00:42:37.573 Well, wait. What about me? 00:42:39.142 --> 00:42:43.203 I'm sorry? You think you deserve the brownie? 00:42:43.279 --> 00:42:47.511 [ Chuckles ] Well, a shot at it at least, huh? 00:42:47.584 --> 00:42:50.519 You'll have to prove it. This is a very, very good brownie. 00:42:50.587 --> 00:42:53.249 I'm gonna fight for it. 00:42:53.323 --> 00:42:56.690 I've been on a diet every day since I was 19, 00:42:56.760 --> 00:43:00.093 which basically means I've been hungry for a decade. 00:43:00.163 --> 00:43:02.256 [ All Laughing ] 00:43:02.332 --> 00:43:05.927 I've had a series of not-nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me. 00:43:06.002 --> 00:43:09.062 Uh, and every time I get my heart broken, 00:43:09.139 --> 00:43:13.473 the newspapers splash it about as though it's entertainment. 00:43:15.478 --> 00:43:20.643 And... it's taken two rather painful, um, operations... 00:43:20.717 --> 00:43:22.708 to get me looking like this. 00:43:22.786 --> 00:43:25.914 - Really? - Really. 00:43:28.057 --> 00:43:32.858 And one day not long from now, my looks will go, 00:43:32.929 --> 00:43:35.762 they will discover I can't act, 00:43:35.832 --> 00:43:40.701 and I will become some sad, middle-aged woman... 00:43:40.770 --> 00:43:45.571 who... looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while. 00:43:53.516 --> 00:43:55.984 No, nice try, gorgeous, but you don't fool anyone. 00:43:56.052 --> 00:43:58.646 - [ All Laughing ] - No. 00:43:58.721 --> 00:44:00.689 Pathetic effort to hog the brownie. 00:44:02.692 --> 00:44:06.128 - Thank you for such a terrific time. - I'm delighted. 00:44:07.564 --> 00:44:10.499 - That's a great tie. - Now you're lying. 00:44:10.567 --> 00:44:13.195 Okay, it's true. I told you I was bad at acting. 00:44:13.269 --> 00:44:15.737 - It was lovely to meet you. - Yeah, and you. And you. 00:44:15.805 --> 00:44:18.569 I'll wait until you've gone before I tell him you're a vegetarian. 00:44:18.641 --> 00:44:21.439 - No! - [ Chuckling ] Oh! 00:44:23.012 --> 00:44:26.504 - Good night. - I'm so sorry about the loo thing. 00:44:26.583 --> 00:44:29.108 I meant to leave. I just-- [ Chuckles ] 00:44:29.185 --> 00:44:31.619 Ring me if you want someone to go shopping with. 00:44:31.688 --> 00:44:35.215 I know lots of nice, cheap places, not that money is necessarily-- 00:44:35.291 --> 00:44:37.225 It was just so nice to meet you. 00:44:37.293 --> 00:44:40.194 - Happy birthday. You're my style guru. - Thank you. 00:44:40.263 --> 00:44:42.424 - Sorry. Can I just-- - Oh. 00:44:42.498 --> 00:44:44.432 - Thanks. - Leave her. 00:44:44.500 --> 00:44:46.434 - Good night, everyone. - Bye. 00:44:46.502 --> 00:44:49.403 [ William ] Max, Belle, we'll see you in a couple of days. 00:44:49.472 --> 00:44:51.997 - Thank you, everybody. Call us. - Bye, guys. 00:44:52.075 --> 00:44:54.737 - Bye, Anna. - Love your work. 00:44:54.811 --> 00:44:57.245 [ William ] Bye, Hon. 00:44:58.581 --> 00:45:00.515 [ Screaming, Shouting ] 00:45:00.583 --> 00:45:03.575 [ Screaming, Shouting Continue ] 00:45:03.653 --> 00:45:07.612 Sorry. They always do that when I leave the house. 00:45:07.690 --> 00:45:11.353 It's a stupid thing. I hate it. 00:45:21.437 --> 00:45:24.133 - "Floppy," huh? - It's the hair. 00:45:24.207 --> 00:45:26.607 - Mm-hmm. - It's to do with the hair. 00:45:29.178 --> 00:45:31.510 Why is she in a wheelchair? 00:45:31.581 --> 00:45:36.018 Uh, because she had an accident about 18 months ago. 00:45:36.085 --> 00:45:39.248 And the pregnancy thing, is that to do with the accident? 00:45:39.322 --> 00:45:40.755 You know, I'm not sure. 00:45:40.823 --> 00:45:44.122 I don't think they tried for kids before, as fate would have it. 00:45:52.635 --> 00:45:55.661 Do you want to, um-- 00:45:55.738 --> 00:45:58.866 My place is just, um-- 00:45:58.942 --> 00:46:01.103 Too complicated. 00:46:01.177 --> 00:46:03.475 That's fine. 00:46:03.546 --> 00:46:05.480 [ Chuckles ] 00:46:08.384 --> 00:46:10.579 Busy tomorrow? 00:46:12.655 --> 00:46:16.091 - I thought you were leaving tomorrow. - I was. 00:46:18.928 --> 00:46:23.558 All these streets round here have these mysterious communal gardens in the middle of them. 00:46:23.633 --> 00:46:25.999 - They're like little villages. - Let's go in. 00:46:26.069 --> 00:46:28.663 Ah, no, that's the point. They're private villages. 00:46:28.738 --> 00:46:31.673 Only the people who live round the edges are allowed in. 00:46:31.741 --> 00:46:35.074 Oh. You abide by rules like that? 00:46:35.144 --> 00:46:37.476 I don't. No, no. But others do. 00:46:37.547 --> 00:46:39.947 I just do what I want. [ Shakes Railing ] 00:46:40.016 --> 00:46:42.951 Um-- Right. 00:46:46.222 --> 00:46:49.089 - Whoopsidaisies. - [ Laughing ] 00:46:49.158 --> 00:46:51.683 What did you say? 00:46:51.761 --> 00:46:54.423 - Nothing. - Yes, you did. 00:46:54.497 --> 00:46:58.627 - No, I didn't. - You said, "Whoopsidaisies." 00:46:58.701 --> 00:47:02.000 No one says, "Whoopsidaisies," do they? I mean, unless they're-- 00:47:02.071 --> 00:47:05.438 There is no "unless." Because no one has said "Whoopsidaisies" for 50 years. 00:47:05.508 --> 00:47:09.376 And even then it was-- it was just little girls with blonde ringlets. 00:47:09.445 --> 00:47:13.609 Exactly. Right. So here we go again. 00:47:15.551 --> 00:47:18.486 - Oh! Oh! Whoopsidaisies. - [ Laughing ] 00:47:20.056 --> 00:47:22.684 Yeah, well, it's a disease. It's a clinical thing. 00:47:22.759 --> 00:47:26.525 I'm taking pills and having injections. And I'm told it won't last long. 00:47:26.596 --> 00:47:29.565 - Okay, stand aside. - I don't think that's a good idea. 00:47:29.632 --> 00:47:32.624 Really, it's quite, um, tricky. Anna. 00:47:34.303 --> 00:47:38.501 Anna, don't. It's harder than it-- No, it's not. It's easy. 00:47:44.080 --> 00:47:46.514 [ Birds Chirping ] 00:47:46.582 --> 00:47:48.516 Come on, Flopsy. 00:47:48.584 --> 00:47:50.745 Right. 00:47:50.820 --> 00:47:53.345 All right. 00:47:53.423 --> 00:47:57.382 [ Grunts ] Oh, bugger. 00:47:57.460 --> 00:48:00.952 Oh, God, this could be very unpleasant. 00:48:04.702 --> 00:48:08.502 Ay! Bugger, bugger. 00:48:12.043 --> 00:48:17.310 Now what in the world in this garden could make that ordeal worthwhile? 00:48:21.986 --> 00:48:25.012 It's amazing how you 00:48:25.089 --> 00:48:28.388 Can speak right to my heart 00:48:30.595 --> 00:48:33.325 Nice garden. 00:48:33.398 --> 00:48:36.390 Without saying a word 00:48:36.467 --> 00:48:40.164 You can light up the dark 00:48:44.008 --> 00:48:49.446 - [ Anna Laughs ] - Try as I may, I can never explain 00:48:49.514 --> 00:48:55.714 What I hear when you don't say a thing 00:48:58.990 --> 00:49:02.289 - You say it best - You say it best 00:49:02.360 --> 00:49:05.591 When you say nothing at all 00:49:05.663 --> 00:49:08.632 "For June who loved this garden. 00:49:08.700 --> 00:49:11.999 From Joseph who always sat beside her." 00:49:15.740 --> 00:49:19.039 Some people do spend their whole lives together. 00:49:27.018 --> 00:49:29.543 All day long I can hear 00:49:29.621 --> 00:49:32.385 People talking out loud 00:49:38.029 --> 00:49:41.556 - But when you hold me near - When you hold me near 00:49:41.633 --> 00:49:48.562 - You drown out the crowd - Out the crowd 00:49:48.640 --> 00:49:54.579 - Try as they may they can never define - Come and sit with me. 00:49:54.646 --> 00:50:00.812 What's been said between your heart and mine 00:50:00.885 --> 00:50:06.084 The smile on your face lets me know that you need me 00:50:06.157 --> 00:50:08.091 There's a truth in your eyes 00:50:08.226 --> 00:50:10.854 - Saying you'll never leave me - Bollocks! Bollocks! 00:50:10.928 --> 00:50:13.829 - Have you seen my glasses? - No, afraid not. 00:50:13.898 --> 00:50:18.096 Big, big bollocks! Average day, my glasses are everywhere. 00:50:18.169 --> 00:50:20.603 Everywhere I look there's a pair of glasses. 00:50:20.672 --> 00:50:23.402 But when I want to go to the cinema, they've vanished. 00:50:23.474 --> 00:50:25.408 It's one of life's real cruelties. 00:50:25.476 --> 00:50:28.934 That's compared to, like, earthquakes in the Far East or testicular cancer, is it? 00:50:29.013 --> 00:50:31.345 Oh, shit. Is that the time? 00:50:31.416 --> 00:50:35.011 - [ Continues ] - Thanks for all your help on the glasses thing. 00:50:35.086 --> 00:50:37.452 Oh, you're welcome. Did you find them? 00:50:37.522 --> 00:50:39.490 - Sort of. - Great. 00:50:48.566 --> 00:50:55.904 Oh, the smile on your face lets me know that you need me 00:50:55.973 --> 00:50:57.907 There's a truth in your eyes 00:50:57.975 --> 00:51:02.639 Saying you'll never leave me 00:51:04.415 --> 00:51:09.580 The touch of your hand says you'll catch me wherever I fall 00:51:09.654 --> 00:51:11.588 So who left who? 00:51:11.656 --> 00:51:14.557 - Uh, she left me. - Why? 00:51:14.625 --> 00:51:17.924 - She saw through me. - Uh-oh. 00:51:17.995 --> 00:51:21.330 That's not good. 00:51:21.399 --> 00:51:23.629 You can give me Anna Scott any day. 00:51:23.701 --> 00:51:26.602 I didn't like her last film. Fell asleep as soon as the lights went down. 00:51:26.671 --> 00:51:28.605 I don't really care what the film's like. 00:51:28.673 --> 00:51:31.403 Any film with her in, it's fine by me. 00:51:31.476 --> 00:51:33.376 [ Men Laughing ] 00:51:33.444 --> 00:51:35.605 She's not my type at all. I prefer the other one. 00:51:35.680 --> 00:51:38.205 You know, blonde, sweet-looking. 00:51:38.282 --> 00:51:40.216 You know, what's-her-name. 00:51:40.284 --> 00:51:42.582 Has an orgasm every time you take her out for a cup of coffee. 00:51:42.653 --> 00:51:44.780 Meg Ryan. 00:51:44.856 --> 00:51:48.292 No, she's too wholesome. The point about Miss Scott is... 00:51:48.359 --> 00:51:51.294 she's got that twinkle in her eyes. 00:51:51.362 --> 00:51:54.058 Probably drug-induced. Spends most of her life in bloody rehab. 00:51:54.132 --> 00:51:56.726 Well, whatever. She's so clearly up for it. 00:51:56.801 --> 00:51:59.736 You see, most girls, they're all like, "Stay away, chum." 00:51:59.804 --> 00:52:03.900 But Anna, she is absolutely gagging for it. 00:52:03.975 --> 00:52:05.909 [ Men Laughing ] 00:52:05.977 --> 00:52:08.445 Do you know that in over 50% of the languages, 00:52:08.513 --> 00:52:12.313 the word for "actress" is the same as the word for "prostitute"? 00:52:12.383 --> 00:52:15.045 - [ Men Laughing ] - Where did you get that from? 00:52:15.119 --> 00:52:19.783 And Anna is your definitive actress, 00:52:19.857 --> 00:52:23.657 someone really filthy you can just flip over and start again. 00:52:25.229 --> 00:52:28.494 - Right, that's it. Sorry. - No, no. There's really no point. 00:52:28.566 --> 00:52:31.399 [ All Laughing ] 00:52:31.469 --> 00:52:33.664 Um, sorry-- sorry to disturb you guys. 00:52:33.738 --> 00:52:36.172 - But, um-- - Can I help? 00:52:36.240 --> 00:52:39.801 Well, yeah. I wish I hadn't overheard your conversation, but I did. 00:52:39.877 --> 00:52:42.471 And, um, I just think, you know, 00:52:42.547 --> 00:52:45.482 the person you're talking about is a real person. 00:52:45.550 --> 00:52:48.519 And I think she probably deserves a little bit more consideration... 00:52:48.586 --> 00:52:51.282 rather than having jerks like you drooling over her. 00:52:51.355 --> 00:52:54.017 Oh, sod off, mate. What are you, her dad? 00:52:54.091 --> 00:52:58.790 [ Snickering, Laughing ] 00:53:01.732 --> 00:53:04.030 - I'm sorry. - No, I love that you tried. 00:53:04.101 --> 00:53:07.002 Time was I'd have done the same thing. In fact-- 00:53:07.071 --> 00:53:10.006 [ Laughing Continues ] 00:53:11.943 --> 00:53:13.877 Hi. 00:53:15.346 --> 00:53:17.371 Oh, my God. 00:53:17.448 --> 00:53:19.973 I just wanted to apologize for my friend. He's very sensitive. 00:53:20.051 --> 00:53:21.518 Uh, look, I'm sorr-- 00:53:21.586 --> 00:53:24.521 No, no, leave it. It's, you know-- I'm sure you didn't mean any harm. 00:53:24.589 --> 00:53:27.080 I'm sure it was just friendly banter. 00:53:27.158 --> 00:53:30.059 I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts. Enjoy your dinner. 00:53:30.127 --> 00:53:33.153 The tuna's really good. 00:53:35.433 --> 00:53:38.869 [ Anna ] I shouldn't have done that. I shouldn't have done that. 00:53:38.936 --> 00:53:41.871 - No, you were brilliant. - I'm rash and I'm stupid. 00:53:41.939 --> 00:53:45.033 What am I doing with you? 00:53:45.109 --> 00:53:47.737 Uh, I don't know, I'm afraid. 00:53:47.812 --> 00:53:49.746 I don't either. 00:53:54.252 --> 00:53:56.846 Here we are. 00:53:56.921 --> 00:53:58.855 Yes. 00:54:00.391 --> 00:54:02.723 - Well, look-- - Do you wanna come up? 00:54:04.996 --> 00:54:09.899 Well, there seems to be... lots of reasons why I shouldn't, so-- 00:54:09.967 --> 00:54:12.902 There are lots of reasons. 00:54:16.173 --> 00:54:19.404 Do you wanna come up? 00:54:22.813 --> 00:54:25.043 Give me five minutes? 00:54:42.366 --> 00:54:44.300 - Hi. - Hi. 00:54:47.138 --> 00:54:50.471 To be able to do that is such a wonderful thing. 00:54:50.541 --> 00:54:52.566 - You've got to go. - Why? 00:54:52.643 --> 00:54:57.774 Because my boyfriend who was in America is, in fact, now in the next room. 00:54:57.848 --> 00:55:00.078 - Boyfriend? - Yes. 00:55:00.151 --> 00:55:03.712 - Baby, who is it? - Uh, it's, uh-- 00:55:04.822 --> 00:55:07.620 - Uh-- - Uh, room service. 00:55:07.692 --> 00:55:12.322 Oh. How you doing? I thought you guys always wore those, uh, penguin coats. 00:55:13.397 --> 00:55:15.331 Usually we do. 00:55:15.399 --> 00:55:18.266 But I was just, uh-- just changed to go home. 00:55:18.336 --> 00:55:22.568 And, um, then I thought I'd take this final call. 00:55:22.640 --> 00:55:25.370 Oh, great. If you don't mind, I would like something too. 00:55:25.443 --> 00:55:28.003 Could you bring me up some really, really cold water? 00:55:28.079 --> 00:55:30.479 I'll see what I can do. 00:55:30.548 --> 00:55:34.985 - Still, not sparkling. - Absolutely. Ice-cold still water. 00:55:35.052 --> 00:55:38.488 Unless it's illegal in the U.K. to serve beverages below room temperature. 00:55:38.556 --> 00:55:42.458 I wouldn't want you going to jail just to satisfy my whim, now. 00:55:42.526 --> 00:55:45.689 - No, I'm sure it's fine. - Thank you. - I-- 00:55:45.763 --> 00:55:49.824 Hey, one more thing. Could you adios these dirty dishes and take out that trash too? 00:55:52.837 --> 00:55:54.771 - Uh-- - Right. 00:55:54.839 --> 00:55:57.273 No. No. Um, don't-- don't-- don't do that. 00:55:57.341 --> 00:55:59.707 I don't think it's his job to clear. 00:55:59.777 --> 00:56:04.009 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What's your name, man? 00:56:05.282 --> 00:56:07.216 Bernie. 00:56:07.284 --> 00:56:09.514 Oh, listen, Bernie. 00:56:09.587 --> 00:56:12.886 Thank you. I really appreciate it. 00:56:12.957 --> 00:56:14.891 - Hey, you. - [ Nervous Chuckle ] 00:56:19.296 --> 00:56:24.233 So, tell me. Tell me, tell me. Good surprise or nasty surprise? 00:56:24.301 --> 00:56:27.134 - Good surprise. - Oh, you're such a liar. 00:56:27.204 --> 00:56:29.638 She hates surprises. Hey, what are you gonna order? 00:56:29.707 --> 00:56:32.642 - Huh? - From him. What are you gonna order? 00:56:32.710 --> 00:56:34.974 Um, I haven't decided yet. 00:56:35.046 --> 00:56:37.207 Oh, well, don't overdo it. 00:56:37.281 --> 00:56:41.308 I don't want people saying, "There goes that famous actor with the big, fat girlfriend." 00:56:41.385 --> 00:56:43.546 - [ Laughing ] - [ Door Closes ] 00:56:43.621 --> 00:56:45.714 I should leave. 00:56:51.929 --> 00:56:55.387 This is a fairly strange reality to be faced with. 00:56:56.734 --> 00:56:58.668 I'm so sorry. 00:57:01.405 --> 00:57:03.703 I don't know... 00:57:03.774 --> 00:57:06.072 what to say. 00:57:06.143 --> 00:57:08.407 Well, 00:57:08.479 --> 00:57:10.640 I think, um, 00:57:10.715 --> 00:57:13.912 "good-bye" is traditional. 00:57:58.015 --> 00:58:00.142 I can think of younger days 00:58:02.686 --> 00:58:05.314 When living for my life 00:58:07.992 --> 00:58:10.085 Was everything 00:58:10.160 --> 00:58:12.594 A man could want to do 00:58:15.533 --> 00:58:19.094 I could never see 00:58:19.169 --> 00:58:25.472 Tomorrow 00:58:25.543 --> 00:58:29.570 I was never told 00:58:29.647 --> 00:58:34.516 About the sorrow 00:58:37.254 --> 00:58:40.087 And 00:58:40.157 --> 00:58:44.184 How can you mend 00:58:44.261 --> 00:58:47.719 A broken heart 00:58:51.268 --> 00:58:55.830 How can you stop the rain from falling down 00:58:58.509 --> 00:59:01.774 Tell me how can you stop 00:59:04.782 --> 00:59:09.014 That old sun from shining 00:59:09.086 --> 00:59:12.647 What makes the world 00:59:12.723 --> 00:59:16.454 Go round 00:59:16.527 --> 00:59:18.859 - And - Come on. 00:59:18.929 --> 00:59:21.830 - How can you mend - Open up. 00:59:21.899 --> 00:59:25.626 This is me. Spikey. 00:59:27.171 --> 00:59:31.403 I'm in contact with some quite important spiritual vibrations. 00:59:33.077 --> 00:59:36.911 Come on. Hit me with it. 00:59:40.651 --> 00:59:43.552 - There's this girl-- - Aha. 00:59:43.621 --> 00:59:47.421 See, I been gettin' a female vibe. Good. 00:59:47.491 --> 00:59:50.119 Speak on, dear friend. 00:59:50.194 --> 00:59:52.754 She's someone who... 00:59:52.830 --> 00:59:55.924 can't be mine, and, uh, 00:59:58.135 --> 01:00:03.596 it's as if I've taken love heroin, and now I can't ever have it again. 01:00:03.674 --> 01:00:06.905 I've opened Pandora's box and there's trouble inside. 01:00:06.977 --> 01:00:08.911 Mmm. 01:00:10.981 --> 01:00:13.472 Yeah. 01:00:13.550 --> 01:00:16.144 Tricky. 01:00:16.220 --> 01:00:18.154 Tricky. 01:00:20.391 --> 01:00:23.622 I knew a girl at school called Pandora. 01:00:26.463 --> 01:00:29.523 Never got to see her box or-- [ Chuckling ] 01:00:29.600 --> 01:00:31.534 Right. 01:00:31.602 --> 01:00:35.299 - Right. Thanks. That's very helpful. - [ Spike Laughing ] 01:00:37.074 --> 01:00:40.669 You didn't know she had a boyfriend? 01:00:40.744 --> 01:00:43.235 No. No. 01:00:43.313 --> 01:00:45.247 Why? Did you? 01:00:46.817 --> 01:00:48.978 [ William ] Oh, bloody hell. I don't believe it. 01:00:49.053 --> 01:00:53.217 My whole life ruined because I don't read Hello magazine. 01:00:53.290 --> 01:00:57.090 Let's face facts. This was always a no-win situation. 01:00:58.562 --> 01:01:01.087 Anna's... a goddess. 01:01:01.165 --> 01:01:04.225 You know what happens to mortals who get involved with the gods. 01:01:04.301 --> 01:01:07.099 - Buggered, is it? - Every time. 01:01:07.171 --> 01:01:12.074 But don't despair. I think I have the solution to your problems. 01:01:12.142 --> 01:01:14.872 - Really? - Mm-hmm. Her name is Tessa. 01:01:14.945 --> 01:01:16.810 She works in the Contracts Department. 01:01:16.880 --> 01:01:20.179 The hair, I admit, is unfashionably frizzy, 01:01:20.250 --> 01:01:24.243 but she's bright as a button and kisses like a nymphomaniac on death row. 01:01:24.321 --> 01:01:26.585 - Apparently. - [ Others Laughing ] 01:01:26.657 --> 01:01:29.057 [ Doorbell Ringing ] 01:01:29.126 --> 01:01:31.754 Now... try. 01:01:34.832 --> 01:01:36.993 [ Tessa ] I got completely lost. 01:01:37.067 --> 01:01:39.763 It's very difficult, isn't it? Everything's got the word "Kensington" in it. 01:01:39.837 --> 01:01:43.204 Kensington Park Road. Kensington Garden. Kensington bloody Park Garden. 01:01:43.273 --> 01:01:45.798 - Tessa, this is Bella, my wife. - Hello. 01:01:45.876 --> 01:01:47.969 - You're in a wheelchair. - That's right. 01:01:48.045 --> 01:01:50.479 And this is William. 01:01:50.547 --> 01:01:52.879 - Hello, William. - Hi. 01:01:52.950 --> 01:01:56.010 - Max has told me everything about you. - Has he? 01:01:56.086 --> 01:01:58.714 Oh, yes. You are a naughty boy. 01:01:58.789 --> 01:02:01.121 - Wine? - Oh, yes, please. 01:02:01.191 --> 01:02:03.216 Come on, Willie. Let's get sloshed. 01:02:03.293 --> 01:02:05.318 - Red or white? - [ Tessa Chuckling ] Red. 01:02:08.031 --> 01:02:10.363 Keziah. 01:02:11.869 --> 01:02:15.134 - Some woodcock? - No, thank you. I'm a fruitarian. 01:02:15.205 --> 01:02:17.571 Ah. 01:02:19.109 --> 01:02:21.907 What is a fruitarian, exactly? 01:02:21.979 --> 01:02:25.813 We believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings, 01:02:25.883 --> 01:02:28.181 so we think cooking is cruel. 01:02:28.252 --> 01:02:32.245 We only eat things that have actually fallen from the tree or bush, 01:02:32.322 --> 01:02:34.517 that are, in fact, dead already. 01:02:36.326 --> 01:02:40.592 Ah. Oh, right. 01:02:40.664 --> 01:02:42.598 Right. 01:02:42.666 --> 01:02:44.861 So, um, these carrots? 01:02:44.935 --> 01:02:47.563 - Have been murdered, yes. - Murdered. 01:02:49.106 --> 01:02:52.234 Poor old carrots. That's-- 01:02:52.309 --> 01:02:54.243 That's beastly. 01:02:57.614 --> 01:03:00.708 Delicious coffee. 01:03:00.784 --> 01:03:03.309 - I'm sorry about the lamb. - [ Laughing ] 01:03:03.387 --> 01:03:08.154 No. I thought it was... really, you know, interesting. 01:03:08.225 --> 01:03:11.285 Interesting means inedible. 01:03:11.361 --> 01:03:14.797 - Really inedible. Yes, you're right. - [ Max, Bella Laughing ] 01:03:17.534 --> 01:03:21.300 Well, maybe we'll meet again. 01:03:21.371 --> 01:03:25.068 Yeah, yeah. That would be, uh-- 01:03:25.142 --> 01:03:27.076 be great. 01:03:34.618 --> 01:03:36.552 Bye. 01:03:55.639 --> 01:03:58.130 Well? 01:03:58.208 --> 01:04:00.142 Perfect. 01:04:00.210 --> 01:04:02.405 Absolutely perfect. 01:04:04.882 --> 01:04:07.749 And? 01:04:07.818 --> 01:04:11.584 I think you've forgotten what an unusual situation you two have. 01:04:13.757 --> 01:04:18.194 To find someone you actually... love, who'll love you. 01:04:18.262 --> 01:04:21.129 The chances are always minuscule. 01:04:22.599 --> 01:04:24.533 Look at me. 01:04:24.601 --> 01:04:29.163 Apart from the American, I've only loved two girls, both total disasters. 01:04:29.239 --> 01:04:31.298 - That's not fair. - One of them marries me, then leaves me... 01:04:31.375 --> 01:04:34.401 faster than you can say "Indiana Jones." 01:04:34.478 --> 01:04:37.914 And the other-- who seriously ought to have known better-- 01:04:37.981 --> 01:04:39.972 casually marries my best friend. 01:04:40.050 --> 01:04:44.180 - She still loves you, though. - In a depressingly asexual way. 01:04:46.323 --> 01:04:48.553 - I never fancied you much, actually. - [ Chuckling ] 01:04:48.625 --> 01:04:52.186 - Oh, God. - [ Laughing ] 01:04:52.262 --> 01:04:55.925 I loved you. You were terribly funny, but... 01:04:55.999 --> 01:04:58.297 all that kissing my ears. 01:04:58.368 --> 01:05:01.030 I don't believe it. This is just getting worse. 01:05:01.104 --> 01:05:03.800 I shall find myself 30 years from now still sitting on this sofa. 01:05:05.375 --> 01:05:09.141 - Do you wanna stay? - Yeah. Why not? 01:05:09.212 --> 01:05:11.976 All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman. 01:05:16.086 --> 01:05:18.145 Here we go. 01:05:18.221 --> 01:05:20.155 - Good night. - Night. 01:05:26.936 --> 01:05:30.565 [ Chattering, Laughing ] 01:05:39.248 --> 01:05:41.307 - See you. - Right. 01:05:49.658 --> 01:05:52.024 Guilty. Very, very guilty. 01:05:52.094 --> 01:05:54.028 So it seems. 01:05:58.467 --> 01:06:00.401 [ Dog Barking ] 01:06:36.038 --> 01:06:38.097 [ Doorbell Rings ] 01:06:41.510 --> 01:06:44.104 Hi. 01:06:45.748 --> 01:06:47.978 Can I come in? 01:06:48.050 --> 01:06:49.984 Come in. 01:06:57.259 --> 01:07:00.387 They were taken years ago. 01:07:00.462 --> 01:07:03.397 I know it was-- 01:07:03.465 --> 01:07:08.095 But I was poor and-- It happens a lot. 01:07:08.170 --> 01:07:10.536 That's not an excuse. I just-- 01:07:13.175 --> 01:07:16.338 But to make matters worse, 01:07:16.412 --> 01:07:19.643 it now appears as though... 01:07:19.715 --> 01:07:23.742 someone was filming me as well. 01:07:23.819 --> 01:07:27.550 So what was a stupid photo shoot... 01:07:27.623 --> 01:07:29.921 now looks like a porn film. 01:07:32.428 --> 01:07:35.488 The pictures have been sold and they're just... 01:07:35.564 --> 01:07:37.498 everywhere. 01:07:40.803 --> 01:07:43.067 I didn't know where to go. 01:07:45.574 --> 01:07:47.508 The hotel's surrounded. 01:07:51.747 --> 01:07:55.046 I know it's been months, but-- 01:07:55.117 --> 01:07:57.483 This is the place. 01:07:59.855 --> 01:08:02.119 Thank you. 01:08:05.327 --> 01:08:07.761 I'm just in London... 01:08:07.830 --> 01:08:10.697 for two days, but what with your papers, 01:08:10.766 --> 01:08:13.701 it's the worst place to be. [ Sniffling ] 01:08:13.769 --> 01:08:17.637 These pictures are just so horrible, and they're so grainy. 01:08:17.706 --> 01:08:19.640 It makes me look like-- 01:08:19.708 --> 01:08:21.733 Don't think about it. 01:08:24.079 --> 01:08:26.343 We'll sort it out. 01:08:29.284 --> 01:08:33.653 What would you like? Tea? 01:08:33.722 --> 01:08:35.656 Bath? 01:08:39.695 --> 01:08:42.892 - A bath would be great. - [ Door Slams ] 01:08:45.033 --> 01:08:46.967 Oh, Christ alive! 01:08:51.673 --> 01:08:54.039 Brilliant. Fantastic. 01:08:57.546 --> 01:08:59.673 Magnificent. 01:09:06.188 --> 01:09:08.122 You must be Spike. 01:09:17.499 --> 01:09:19.433 [ Exhaling ] 01:09:21.804 --> 01:09:25.331 - Hi. - Just... 01:09:25.407 --> 01:09:27.341 checkin'. 01:09:32.147 --> 01:09:34.081 Thank you, God. 01:09:37.920 --> 01:09:40.411 I'm really sorry about last time. 01:09:40.489 --> 01:09:42.855 - Oh-- - He just flew in. 01:09:42.925 --> 01:09:44.859 - I had no idea. - All right. 01:09:44.927 --> 01:09:49.523 In fact, I had no idea if he was ever gonna fly in again. 01:09:49.598 --> 01:09:52.726 It's not often one has the opportunity to adios... 01:09:52.801 --> 01:09:55.668 the plates of a major Hollywood film star. 01:09:55.737 --> 01:09:58.262 It was, um-- It was thrilling for me. 01:10:01.977 --> 01:10:03.911 So how is he? 01:10:06.014 --> 01:10:07.948 I don't know. 01:10:10.752 --> 01:10:12.686 It just got to the point... 01:10:12.754 --> 01:10:16.212 where I couldn't remember any of the reasons why we were together. 01:10:17.526 --> 01:10:19.460 And you and love? 01:10:22.030 --> 01:10:25.193 Oh, well, there's a question, um, 01:10:25.267 --> 01:10:27.792 without an interesting answer. 01:10:31.940 --> 01:10:33.874 I have thought about you. 01:10:35.911 --> 01:10:39.039 - Oh. - It's just that... 01:10:39.114 --> 01:10:42.641 anytime I've tried to keep... 01:10:42.718 --> 01:10:46.552 anything normal with a person that was... 01:10:46.622 --> 01:10:48.817 normal, it's just been a disaster. 01:10:48.891 --> 01:10:53.225 Listen, I appreciate that. Absolutely. 01:10:53.295 --> 01:10:56.287 So what is that, a film you're doing? 01:10:56.365 --> 01:11:00.495 Um, start in L.A. on Tuesday. 01:11:00.569 --> 01:11:03.595 Would you like me to take you through your lines? 01:11:03.672 --> 01:11:06.800 Would you? 'Cause it's all talk, talk, talk. 01:11:06.875 --> 01:11:09.036 Hand it over. 01:11:10.312 --> 01:11:14.009 Right. Um, basic plot? 01:11:14.082 --> 01:11:17.108 I'm a difficult but brilliant junior officer... 01:11:17.185 --> 01:11:22.088 who in about 20 minutes is gonna save the world from nuclear disaster. 01:11:22.157 --> 01:11:24.421 Mm-hmm. Okay. Well done, you. 01:11:24.493 --> 01:11:26.757 "Message from Command. Would you like them to send in the H.K.s?" 01:11:26.828 --> 01:11:29.854 No. Turn over four T.R.S.s and tell them we need radar feedback... 01:11:29.932 --> 01:11:31.866 before the K.F.T.s return at 1900. 01:11:31.934 --> 01:11:35.563 Then inform the Pentagon we'll need Black Star cover from 1000 through 1215. 01:11:35.637 --> 01:11:39.596 And if you say one word about how many mistakes I made in that speech, I'll pelt you with olives. 01:11:39.675 --> 01:11:42.269 - Very well, Captain. I'll pass that on straightaway. - Thank you. 01:11:42.344 --> 01:11:44.278 - How many mistakes did I make? - Eleven. 01:11:44.346 --> 01:11:48.612 - Damn it. And Wainwright-- - Cartwright. 01:11:48.684 --> 01:11:50.879 Cartwright, Wainwright, whatever your name is, 01:11:50.953 --> 01:11:52.887 I promised little Jimmy I'd be home for his birthday, 01:11:52.955 --> 01:11:55.446 so could you get a message to him that I may be late. 01:11:55.524 --> 01:11:57.719 Certainly. And, uh, little Johnny? 01:11:57.793 --> 01:12:00.193 - My son's name is Johnny? - Yep. 01:12:00.262 --> 01:12:02.958 - Then get a message to him too. - I'll do what I can, Captain, 01:12:03.031 --> 01:12:04.965 but I can't promise anything. 01:12:05.033 --> 01:12:09.732 - And Cartwright goes. - [ Exhales ] 01:12:09.805 --> 01:12:13.935 - What do you think? - Gripping. It's not Jane Austen. 01:12:14.009 --> 01:12:16.978 It's not Henry James, but it's... gripping. 01:12:17.045 --> 01:12:20.811 - Think I should do Henry James instead? - You would be brilliant. 01:12:20.882 --> 01:12:26.252 But this writer-- writers-- they're pretty damn good too. 01:12:26.321 --> 01:12:28.915 You never get anyone on Wings of the Dove saying, 01:12:28.991 --> 01:12:31.789 "Inform the Pentagon we need Black Star cover." 01:12:31.860 --> 01:12:33.794 For me the book is the poorer for it. 01:12:39.067 --> 01:12:41.501 I can't believe you have that picture. 01:12:43.071 --> 01:12:45.505 You like Chagall? 01:12:45.574 --> 01:12:50.273 I do. It feels like how love should be-- 01:12:50.345 --> 01:12:53.075 floating through a dark blue sky. 01:12:53.148 --> 01:12:55.844 With a goat, playing a violin. 01:12:55.917 --> 01:12:57.851 Well, yes. 01:12:57.919 --> 01:13:01.013 Happiness isn't happiness without a violin-playing goat. 01:13:22.126 --> 01:13:24.060 You have big feet. 01:13:26.731 --> 01:13:30.895 Yes. Yes, always have had. 01:13:32.737 --> 01:13:36.332 You know what they say about men with big feet. 01:13:37.608 --> 01:13:39.667 No. What's that? 01:13:39.744 --> 01:13:43.407 Uh, big feet, 01:13:43.481 --> 01:13:46.143 large... shoes. 01:13:51.990 --> 01:13:53.924 The thing that is so irritating... 01:13:53.992 --> 01:13:57.359 is that now I'm so fierce when it comes to nudity clauses. 01:13:57.428 --> 01:14:00.158 You actually have... clauses in your contract about nudity? 01:14:00.231 --> 01:14:02.165 Definitely. 01:14:02.233 --> 01:14:05.828 "You may show the dent of the top of the artist's buttocks, but neither cheek." 01:14:05.903 --> 01:14:09.134 Or if there's a stunt bottom being used... 01:14:09.207 --> 01:14:12.176 "artist must have full consultation." 01:14:12.243 --> 01:14:17.442 - You have a stunt bottom? - I could have a stunt bottom, yes. 01:14:17.515 --> 01:14:21.952 Are people tempted to go for better bottoms than their own? 01:14:22.020 --> 01:14:24.648 Yeah. [ Chuckling ] I would. This is important stuff. 01:14:24.722 --> 01:14:28.715 It's one hell of a job, isn't it? What do you put on your passport? 01:14:28.793 --> 01:14:31.193 "Profession: Mel Gibson's bottom." [ Chuckling ] 01:14:31.262 --> 01:14:33.457 Actually, Mel does his own ass work. 01:14:33.531 --> 01:14:35.499 - Right. - Why wouldn't he? 01:14:35.566 --> 01:14:39.662 - Absolutely. - It's delicious. 01:14:39.737 --> 01:14:43.070 What, the ice cream or Mel Gibson's bottom? 01:14:43.141 --> 01:14:46.008 Both. Equally. 01:14:46.077 --> 01:14:48.705 But you wouldn't necessarily lick both? 01:14:48.780 --> 01:14:53.114 - Well, this is tart. [ Laughing ] - [ Laughing ] 01:14:53.184 --> 01:14:55.379 And fuzz-free. 01:14:59.457 --> 01:15:02.085 And, uh-- 01:15:02.160 --> 01:15:04.822 Bedroom. There's clean sheets. 01:15:14.739 --> 01:15:17.333 Today's been a good day, 01:15:17.408 --> 01:15:20.343 which in the circumstances is... 01:15:20.411 --> 01:15:23.209 unexpected. 01:15:23.281 --> 01:15:25.545 Thank you. 01:15:29.120 --> 01:15:32.214 Anyway, um, 01:15:32.290 --> 01:15:34.258 time for bed. 01:15:35.426 --> 01:15:37.360 Or sofa bed. 01:15:43.734 --> 01:15:45.725 Good night. 01:15:45.803 --> 01:15:47.737 Good night. 01:15:56.814 --> 01:15:58.748 [ Clock Ticking ] 01:16:01.152 --> 01:16:04.781 [ Dog Barking ] 01:16:25.877 --> 01:16:30.109 [ Stairs Creaking, Footfalls ] 01:16:33.351 --> 01:16:35.285 Oh, my God. 01:16:43.427 --> 01:16:45.861 Hello? 01:16:45.930 --> 01:16:47.864 Hello. 01:16:49.600 --> 01:16:53.195 - Spike. - I wonder if I could have a little word. 01:16:53.271 --> 01:16:56.604 - Right. - I don't want to interfere or anything, 01:16:56.674 --> 01:16:59.336 but she's just split up from her boyfriend, right? 01:16:59.410 --> 01:17:03.210 - Maybe. - And she's in your house. 01:17:04.715 --> 01:17:08.207 - Yes. - And you get on very well. 01:17:09.921 --> 01:17:12.651 - Yes. - Well, isn't this, perhaps, 01:17:12.723 --> 01:17:14.782 a nice opportunity to... 01:17:18.563 --> 01:17:20.497 slip her one. 01:17:20.565 --> 01:17:22.533 Spike, for God's sakes. She's in trouble. Get a grip. 01:17:22.600 --> 01:17:25.262 You think it's the wrong moment. Fair enough. 01:17:30.441 --> 01:17:32.409 - Do you mind if I have a go? - Spike! 01:17:32.476 --> 01:17:35.377 - Okay. - I'll talk to you in the morning. 01:17:35.446 --> 01:17:40.179 Okay. Might be too late, but okay. 01:17:40.251 --> 01:17:42.185 [ Footfalls ] 01:17:42.253 --> 01:17:44.221 [ Footfalls End ] 01:17:44.288 --> 01:17:47.223 [ Footfalls Resume ] 01:17:49.994 --> 01:17:53.725 [ Groans ] Please, sod off. 01:17:53.798 --> 01:17:55.732 - Okay. All right. - No. No, no! 01:17:55.800 --> 01:17:59.600 Wait! I thought you were, um, someone else. 01:18:01.339 --> 01:18:05.105 I thought you were Spike. I'm thrilled that you're not. 01:19:06.671 --> 01:19:08.605 [ Whispers ] Wow. 01:19:10.908 --> 01:19:12.842 What? 01:19:12.910 --> 01:19:14.844 Nothing. 01:19:49.980 --> 01:19:52.676 It does strike me as, 01:19:52.750 --> 01:19:56.481 well, surreal that I'm allowed to see you naked. 01:19:56.554 --> 01:19:59.523 - You and every person in this country. - I'm sorry. 01:20:01.058 --> 01:20:03.720 What is it about men and nudity, huh? 01:20:03.794 --> 01:20:05.728 Particularly breasts. 01:20:05.796 --> 01:20:10.495 - How can you be so interested in them? - Well-- 01:20:10.568 --> 01:20:13.128 But, seriously, they're just breasts. 01:20:13.204 --> 01:20:16.037 Every second person in the world has them. 01:20:16.107 --> 01:20:19.838 More than that, when you think about it. Meat Loaf has a very nice pair. 01:20:19.910 --> 01:20:23.368 [ Chuckling ] But they're odd-looking. 01:20:23.447 --> 01:20:26.245 They're for milk. Your mother has them. 01:20:26.317 --> 01:20:29.844 You've seen a thousand of them. What's all the fuss about? 01:20:29.920 --> 01:20:33.185 Actually, I can't think what it is, really. 01:20:33.257 --> 01:20:35.851 Let me just have a quick look. 01:20:40.498 --> 01:20:43.490 - Nope, nope. Beats me. - [ Laughing ] 01:20:46.604 --> 01:20:50.131 Rita Hayworth used to say, 01:20:50.207 --> 01:20:53.938 "They go to bed with Gilda, they wake up with me." 01:20:54.011 --> 01:20:59.142 - Who was Gilda? - Her most famous part. 01:20:59.216 --> 01:21:02.185 Men went to bed with the dream, 01:21:02.253 --> 01:21:05.916 and they didn't like it when they woke up with the reality. 01:21:07.491 --> 01:21:09.425 Do you feel that way? 01:21:12.163 --> 01:21:15.860 You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been. 01:21:19.570 --> 01:21:21.504 I'll be right back. 01:21:35.119 --> 01:21:37.053 Breakfast in bed. 01:21:37.121 --> 01:21:41.490 - Oh. - Or it's brunch or lunch or something. 01:21:41.559 --> 01:21:44.289 My God. 01:21:44.361 --> 01:21:46.295 Can I stay a bit longer? 01:21:49.066 --> 01:21:51.000 Stay forever. 01:21:53.537 --> 01:21:55.801 Okay. Oh. Forgot the jam. 01:21:57.007 --> 01:22:00.067 [ Doorbell Rings ] 01:22:00.144 --> 01:22:02.510 I'll get the jam, you get the door. 01:22:14.136 --> 01:22:18.266 [ Flashbulbs Popping, Reporters Clamoring ] 01:22:18.340 --> 01:22:20.205 Jesus Christ. 01:22:22.978 --> 01:22:25.378 What? 01:22:25.447 --> 01:22:27.779 What is it? 01:22:27.849 --> 01:22:30.818 - Nothing, really. - You're up to something. 01:22:30.886 --> 01:22:33.787 - Anna, no, please! - [ Clamoring ] 01:22:36.325 --> 01:22:41.126 My God. And they got a picture of you dressed like that. 01:22:41.196 --> 01:22:42.925 Yes. 01:22:44.800 --> 01:22:46.734 Undressed like this, yeah. 01:22:48.570 --> 01:22:52.199 - Morning, darling ones. - It's me. The press are here. 01:22:52.274 --> 01:22:54.504 No, there are hundreds of them. 01:22:54.576 --> 01:22:57.204 My brilliant plan was not so brilliant. I know. 01:22:57.279 --> 01:23:00.578 I know. I know. Just get over here. 01:23:00.649 --> 01:23:02.583 Damn it. 01:23:07.756 --> 01:23:10.816 - Um, I wouldn't go outside. - Why not? 01:23:13.462 --> 01:23:16.124 - Just take my word for it. - Oh. 01:23:24.306 --> 01:23:26.604 [ Clamoring ] 01:23:38.687 --> 01:23:40.882 How did I look? Not bad. 01:23:40.956 --> 01:23:44.983 Not at all bad. Well-chosen briefs, I'd say. 01:23:45.060 --> 01:23:47.722 Chicks love gray. 01:23:47.796 --> 01:23:50.458 Nice firm buttocks. 01:23:54.436 --> 01:23:56.370 How are you doing? 01:23:56.438 --> 01:23:59.032 How do you think I'm doing? 01:24:00.442 --> 01:24:02.706 - I don't know what happened. - I do. 01:24:02.778 --> 01:24:07.715 Your furry friend thought he'd make a buck telling the papers where I was. 01:24:07.783 --> 01:24:09.717 - That's not true. - Really? 01:24:09.785 --> 01:24:13.118 The entire British press got up this morning and thought, "I know where Anna Scott is. 01:24:13.188 --> 01:24:16.123 She's in that house with the blue door in Notting Hill." 01:24:16.191 --> 01:24:18.955 Then you go out in your goddamn underwear! 01:24:19.027 --> 01:24:22.019 - I went out in my goddamn underwear too. - Get out! 01:24:22.097 --> 01:24:24.156 Sorry. 01:24:24.232 --> 01:24:28.066 - I'm so sorry. - This is such an unbelievable mess. 01:24:28.136 --> 01:24:31.071 I come to you to protect myself against more crappy gossip, 01:24:31.139 --> 01:24:33.073 and now I've landed in it all over again. 01:24:33.141 --> 01:24:35.974 For God's sake, I've got a boyfriend! 01:24:36.044 --> 01:24:39.775 - You have? - As far as they're concerned I do. 01:24:39.848 --> 01:24:44.717 And now, tomorrow there'll be pictures of you in every newspaper from here to Timbuktu! 01:24:44.786 --> 01:24:47.755 I know that, but... just let's stay calm. 01:24:47.823 --> 01:24:51.589 You stay calm! This is a perfect situation for you, isn't it? 01:24:51.660 --> 01:24:54.026 Minimum input, maximum publicity. 01:24:54.096 --> 01:24:56.690 Everywhere you go, people will say, "Well done, you. 01:24:56.765 --> 01:25:00.565 You slept with that actress. We saw the pictures." 01:25:00.635 --> 01:25:03.399 - That is spectacularly unfair. - That's yours. 01:25:03.472 --> 01:25:05.406 Maybe it'll even help business. 01:25:05.474 --> 01:25:08.068 Buy a boring book about Egypt from the guy that screwed Anna Scott. 01:25:08.143 --> 01:25:11.943 Stop! Stop! I beg you! 01:25:12.013 --> 01:25:14.277 Calm down. How about a cup of tea? 01:25:14.349 --> 01:25:16.408 I don't want a goddamn cup of tea. 01:25:17.819 --> 01:25:20.481 - I just wanna go home. - [ Doorbell Rings ] 01:25:20.555 --> 01:25:23.319 Spike, see who that is, and put some clothes on, for God's sake. 01:25:23.391 --> 01:25:26.053 - [ Clamoring ] - Looks like a chauffeur to me. 01:25:26.128 --> 01:25:28.562 Spike owes you an expensive dinner or holiday, 01:25:28.630 --> 01:25:31.656 depending who's got the brains to get the going rate on betrayal. 01:25:31.733 --> 01:25:33.667 That is not true. Wait a minute. 01:25:33.735 --> 01:25:36.431 This is crazy behavior. 01:25:36.505 --> 01:25:39.770 Can't we just laugh about all this? 01:25:39.841 --> 01:25:43.572 Seriously. In the huge sweep of things, this stuff doesn't matter. 01:25:43.645 --> 01:25:46.842 What he's gonna say next is there's people starving in the Sudan. 01:25:46.915 --> 01:25:50.681 Well, there are, and we don't have to go anywhere near that far. 01:25:50.752 --> 01:25:53.687 My best friend slipped down stairs, cracked her back... 01:25:53.755 --> 01:25:56.315 and she's in a wheelchair for the rest of her life. 01:25:56.391 --> 01:26:00.760 All I'm asking for is a normal amount of perspective. 01:26:00.829 --> 01:26:03.320 You're right. Of course, you're right. 01:26:03.398 --> 01:26:06.196 It's just that I've dealt with this garbage for ten years. 01:26:06.268 --> 01:26:08.202 You've had it for ten minutes. 01:26:08.270 --> 01:26:11.728 Our perspectives are very different. 01:26:11.807 --> 01:26:15.334 Today's newspapers will be lining tomorrow's wastepaper bin. 01:26:15.410 --> 01:26:17.537 - Excuse me? - You know. 01:26:17.612 --> 01:26:19.807 It's just one day. 01:26:19.881 --> 01:26:23.476 Tomorrow, today's papers will all have been thrown out. 01:26:23.552 --> 01:26:25.713 You really don't get it. 01:26:25.787 --> 01:26:28.221 This story will be filed. 01:26:28.290 --> 01:26:33.193 Every time anyone writes anything about me, they'll dig up these photos. 01:26:33.261 --> 01:26:35.252 Newspapers last forever. 01:26:35.330 --> 01:26:38.197 I'll regret this forever. 01:26:40.302 --> 01:26:42.236 Right. 01:26:45.540 --> 01:26:47.906 Right. 01:26:47.976 --> 01:26:50.240 I will feel the opposite, 01:26:50.312 --> 01:26:54.442 if that's okay by you, and, uh, 01:26:54.516 --> 01:26:57.508 always be glad that you... came to stay. 01:27:00.055 --> 01:27:02.956 But, um, you're probably right. 01:27:03.024 --> 01:27:04.958 You better go. 01:27:07.762 --> 01:27:09.821 [ Doorbell Rings ] 01:27:16.071 --> 01:27:18.198 [ Clamoring ] 01:27:45.667 --> 01:27:47.897 Was it you? 01:27:50.272 --> 01:27:55.073 I may have told a few people down at the pub. 01:27:56.878 --> 01:27:58.812 Right. 01:28:02.250 --> 01:28:06.084 Ain't no sunshine when she's gone 01:28:08.490 --> 01:28:12.085 It's not warm when she's away 01:28:14.930 --> 01:28:18.195 Ain't no sunshine when she's gone 01:28:18.266 --> 01:28:21.099 And she's always gone too long 01:28:21.169 --> 01:28:25.071 Any time she goes away 01:28:27.542 --> 01:28:31.444 Ain't no sunshine when she's gone 01:28:34.015 --> 01:28:37.951 It's not warm when she's away 01:28:40.422 --> 01:28:43.687 Ain't no sunshine when she's gone 01:28:43.758 --> 01:28:46.625 And she's always gone too long 01:28:46.695 --> 01:28:50.631 Any time she goes away 01:28:53.134 --> 01:28:56.968 Wonder this time where she's gone 01:28:59.407 --> 01:29:03.173 Wonder if she's gone to stay 01:29:05.580 --> 01:29:08.743 Ain't no sunshine when she's gone 01:29:08.817 --> 01:29:11.650 And this house just ain't no home 01:29:11.720 --> 01:29:15.520 Any time she goes away 01:29:17.892 --> 01:29:20.986 Ain't no sunshine when she's gone 01:29:21.062 --> 01:29:23.758 And this house just ain't no home 01:29:23.832 --> 01:29:27.495 Any time she goes away 01:29:29.871 --> 01:29:33.671 Any time she goes away 01:29:35.910 --> 01:29:39.573 Any time she goes away 01:29:42.217 --> 01:29:45.709 Any time she goes away 01:29:48.490 --> 01:29:52.259 Have I got something for you. Something which will make you love me so much, 01:29:52.327 --> 01:29:55.660 you will want to hug me every day for the rest of my life. 01:29:55.730 --> 01:29:58.665 - Blimey. What is it? - [ Sighing ] 01:29:58.733 --> 01:30:00.928 Phone number of Anna Scott's agent in London... 01:30:01.002 --> 01:30:03.527 and her agent in New York. 01:30:07.415 --> 01:30:10.816 Listen, you think about her all the time. Now you can ring her. 01:30:10.886 --> 01:30:14.413 Yeah. Brilliant. Thanks. 01:30:14.489 --> 01:30:17.481 I'll see you tonight. Hey, Marty. Ooh! Sexy cardi. 01:30:41.049 --> 01:30:43.540 [ Tapping On Glass ] 01:30:43.618 --> 01:30:47.918 Shh! Hello! I have a little speech to make. 01:30:47.989 --> 01:30:52.892 I won't stand up because I can't... be bothered. 01:30:52.961 --> 01:30:57.728 Exactly a year ago today, this man here started the finest restaurant in London. 01:30:57.799 --> 01:30:59.733 - Hear, hear. - Thank you very much. 01:30:59.801 --> 01:31:02.361 Unfortunately, no one ever came to eat here. 01:31:02.437 --> 01:31:05.270 - It's a tiny hiccup. - [ Laughing ] 01:31:05.340 --> 01:31:08.639 And so we have to face the fact that from next week, 01:31:08.710 --> 01:31:10.644 we must find somewhere new to eat. 01:31:12.013 --> 01:31:16.347 I just want to say to Tony... don't take it personally. 01:31:16.418 --> 01:31:20.252 The more I think about things, the more I see no rhyme or reason in life. 01:31:20.322 --> 01:31:23.985 No one knows why some things work out and some things don't. 01:31:24.059 --> 01:31:25.890 Why some of us get lucky... 01:31:25.961 --> 01:31:29.124 - and some of us-- - Get fired. 01:31:29.197 --> 01:31:30.528 - What? - No! 01:31:30.599 --> 01:31:33.363 Yeah, well, it seems they're shifting the whole outfit... 01:31:33.435 --> 01:31:36.029 much more towards the emerging markets. 01:31:36.104 --> 01:31:40.734 And, of course, well, I was total crap, so-- 01:31:40.809 --> 01:31:43.073 A toast to Bernie-- the worst stockbroker in the whole world. 01:31:43.144 --> 01:31:45.874 I thank you. And Tony, the worst restaurateur. 01:31:45.947 --> 01:31:48.541 - Tony and Bernie. Both crap... - The terrible two. 01:31:48.617 --> 01:31:51.245 in their own special ways. 01:31:51.319 --> 01:31:53.947 [ Chattering ] 01:31:54.022 --> 01:31:56.456 Since it's an evening of announcements, 01:31:56.524 --> 01:31:59.925 uh, I've also got one. 01:31:59.995 --> 01:32:03.226 Um, I've decided to get engaged. 01:32:03.298 --> 01:32:08.702 I've found myself a nice, slightly odd-looking bloke... 01:32:08.770 --> 01:32:12.001 who I know is gonna make me happy for the rest of my life. 01:32:13.675 --> 01:32:16.337 Wait a sec. I mean, I-- 01:32:16.411 --> 01:32:20.438 I'm your brother. I don't know anything about this. Is he-- 01:32:20.515 --> 01:32:24.076 - Is he financially viable? - [ Chuckling ] 01:32:24.152 --> 01:32:26.814 He's an artist... with brilliant prospects. 01:32:29.391 --> 01:32:32.519 - This is a secret you've been keeping from me. - [ Bella ] No, I swear! 01:32:32.594 --> 01:32:34.619 [ Whispering ] By the way, it's you. 01:32:37.966 --> 01:32:41.163 - Me? - What do you think? 01:32:43.004 --> 01:32:44.938 Well, yeah. 01:32:47.008 --> 01:32:49.340 Groovy. 01:32:49.411 --> 01:32:53.643 Excuse me. Are there any more announcements? 01:32:53.715 --> 01:32:56.240 Well, actually, yes. 01:32:56.317 --> 01:32:59.252 I feel I should apologize to everyone... 01:32:59.320 --> 01:33:01.720 for my behavior over the last six months. 01:33:01.790 --> 01:33:05.419 I have, as you know, been somewhat down in the mouth. 01:33:05.493 --> 01:33:09.054 There's an understatement. There are dead people on better form. 01:33:09.130 --> 01:33:12.861 But I just wish to make it clear that I've turned a corner, 01:33:12.934 --> 01:33:17.030 and, um, henceforward intend to be impressively happy. 01:33:20.275 --> 01:33:22.937 [ Piano ] 01:33:23.011 --> 01:33:26.913 Without a love of my own 01:33:30.919 --> 01:33:35.185 - Blue moon - Ba-boom, ba-boom 01:33:35.256 --> 01:33:38.692 You knew just what I was there for 01:33:38.760 --> 01:33:41.661 Oh, God. I'm horribly drunk. 01:33:41.730 --> 01:33:44.824 You heard me saying a prayer for 01:33:44.899 --> 01:33:46.958 - Come here. - Ba-boom, ba-boom 01:33:47.035 --> 01:33:50.232 Someone I really could care for 01:33:50.305 --> 01:33:54.639 - So you've laid the ghost? - Wah, wah, wah, wah 01:33:54.709 --> 01:33:56.609 I believe I have. 01:33:56.678 --> 01:34:00.045 Don't give a damn about the famous girl? 01:34:00.115 --> 01:34:01.912 No. 01:34:01.983 --> 01:34:04.781 No, I don't think I do. 01:34:04.853 --> 01:34:07.754 Which means you won't be distracted by the fact that she's back in London... 01:34:07.822 --> 01:34:09.483 grasping her Oscar... 01:34:09.557 --> 01:34:12.583 and currently to be found filming, most days, on Hampstead Heath. 01:34:14.429 --> 01:34:16.363 Oh, God, no. 01:34:19.634 --> 01:34:22.432 So not over her, in fact. 01:35:00.775 --> 01:35:02.868 [ Laughter ] 01:35:05.980 --> 01:35:08.881 - Can I help you? - Yeah, I'm, um-- 01:35:08.950 --> 01:35:11.350 - I'm looking for Anna Scott. - Does she know you're coming? 01:35:11.419 --> 01:35:14.911 No. No, uh, she doesn't. 01:35:14.989 --> 01:35:18.288 - I'm afraid I can't let you through. - Right. 01:35:18.359 --> 01:35:23.353 I mean, I am actually a friend. I'm not a lunatic, but-- 01:35:23.431 --> 01:35:26.298 - No, you basically, er-- - Can't let you through, sir. 01:36:08.243 --> 01:36:09.710 Well, this is, uh-- 01:36:09.777 --> 01:36:13.144 I only found out you were here yesterday. 01:36:13.214 --> 01:36:16.980 - I was going to call, but I-- - [ Woman ] Uh, Anna. 01:36:17.051 --> 01:36:19.519 Yes. Um-- 01:36:19.587 --> 01:36:22.021 Things aren't going very well, and it's our last day. 01:36:22.090 --> 01:36:24.524 Absolutely, yeah. You're clearly very busy. 01:36:24.592 --> 01:36:27.026 But if-- if you could wait, 01:36:27.095 --> 01:36:29.757 there are... things to say. 01:36:34.235 --> 01:36:36.169 Okay. 01:36:38.106 --> 01:36:41.007 Drink tea. There's lots of tea. 01:36:47.448 --> 01:36:49.382 Come and have a look. 01:36:53.755 --> 01:36:56.918 Are you a fan of Henry James? 01:36:56.991 --> 01:36:59.721 - This is a Henry James film? - Yeah. 01:37:06.968 --> 01:37:09.198 This is, uh, Harry. 01:37:09.270 --> 01:37:12.467 He'll give you a pair of headphones so you can hear the dialogue. 01:37:12.540 --> 01:37:14.474 - Thank you very much. - No problem. 01:37:14.542 --> 01:37:17.204 - Hi. - Hi. Here we go. 01:37:17.278 --> 01:37:20.770 - Volume's on the side. Have a seat. - Thank you. 01:37:28.990 --> 01:37:32.448 [ Man Through Headphones ] We are living in cloud cuckoo land. We'll never get this done today. 01:37:32.527 --> 01:37:34.791 [ Anna ] We've got to. I have to be in New York on Thursday. 01:37:34.862 --> 01:37:39.060 Oh, stop showing off. God, that's an enormous ass. 01:37:39.133 --> 01:37:43.331 - I'm not listening. - But seriously, it's not fair. 01:37:43.404 --> 01:37:45.736 So many tragic young teenagers with anorexia... 01:37:45.807 --> 01:37:48.435 and that girl has an ass she could perfectly well share around... 01:37:48.509 --> 01:37:52.411 with at least ten other women and still be big-bottomed. 01:37:52.480 --> 01:37:54.971 I would think, looking at something nice like that, 01:37:55.049 --> 01:37:59.247 you and your... bony little excuse for an arse... 01:37:59.320 --> 01:38:01.254 would be well advised to keep quiet. 01:38:01.322 --> 01:38:03.494 Now down to business. The end of the scene. 01:38:03.562 --> 01:38:06.759 Um, I ask you when you're telling everyone, and you say-- 01:38:06.832 --> 01:38:10.996 Um, tomorrow will be soon enough. 01:38:11.069 --> 01:38:13.503 And then I-- Right. Okay. 01:38:13.572 --> 01:38:17.406 Say, who was that rather diffident chap I saw you talking to round the back? 01:38:17.476 --> 01:38:19.410 No one. 01:38:20.812 --> 01:38:23.838 Just some guy from the past. I-- 01:38:23.915 --> 01:38:27.851 It's a bit of an awkward situation. I don't know what he's doing here. 01:38:44.970 --> 01:38:46.904 'Course. 01:38:52.677 --> 01:38:55.771 Thanks. I've got to, um-- 01:38:55.847 --> 01:38:57.781 Any time. 01:39:07.359 --> 01:39:10.795 [ Man ] Ladies and gentlemen, can we have you on your first marks? 01:39:10.862 --> 01:39:12.989 On your first marks! 01:39:25.110 --> 01:39:28.443 Uh, I-I do hate to disturb you whilst you're cooking the books, 01:39:28.513 --> 01:39:31.710 but, uh, there's a delivery for you. 01:39:31.783 --> 01:39:34.149 Martin, really. Can't you just do it yourself? 01:39:34.219 --> 01:39:38.747 But you see, this is not for the shop. This is for you. 01:39:39.824 --> 01:39:41.416 Right. Okay. 01:39:41.493 --> 01:39:46.192 Tell me, if I employ a wet rag, would I have to pay it as much as I pay you? 01:39:50.368 --> 01:39:53.201 Hi. 01:39:53.271 --> 01:39:55.364 Hello. 01:39:55.440 --> 01:39:57.567 You disappeared. 01:39:57.642 --> 01:40:00.270 Yeah. Yeah. Um-- 01:40:00.345 --> 01:40:04.213 I had to leave. I didn't want to disturb. 01:40:04.282 --> 01:40:08.275 - How have you been? - Fine, fine. Everything much the same. 01:40:08.353 --> 01:40:12.449 When they change the law, Spike and I will marry immediately. 01:40:12.524 --> 01:40:15.584 Whereas you, I've watched in wonder. 01:40:15.660 --> 01:40:17.890 - Awards, glory. - Oh, no. 01:40:17.963 --> 01:40:21.399 It's-- It's all nonsense, believe me. 01:40:21.466 --> 01:40:24.435 I'd no idea how much nonsense it was, but... 01:40:24.502 --> 01:40:26.436 nonsense it all is. 01:40:28.607 --> 01:40:31.075 Well, um-- 01:40:31.142 --> 01:40:36.170 Yesterday was our last day of filming, so... I'm leaving. 01:40:38.316 --> 01:40:41.774 But, um-- 01:40:41.853 --> 01:40:45.482 I brought this for you from home, 01:40:45.557 --> 01:40:47.787 so I thought I'd give it to you. 01:40:49.227 --> 01:40:52.162 Thank you. 01:40:52.230 --> 01:40:54.164 Shall I-- 01:40:54.232 --> 01:40:56.826 Oh, no, don't open it now. I'll be embarrassed. 01:40:59.671 --> 01:41:03.072 Well, thank you. I don't know what it's for, but thanks anyway. 01:41:03.141 --> 01:41:07.635 Actually, I had it in my apartment, and I thought you'd-- 01:41:10.015 --> 01:41:12.813 But when it came to it, I didn't know how to call, 01:41:12.884 --> 01:41:15.978 having behaved so badly. 01:41:16.054 --> 01:41:17.988 Twice. 01:41:19.591 --> 01:41:23.755 So it's just been sitting in the hotel. 01:41:23.828 --> 01:41:28.162 Then you came and... I figured-- 01:41:31.803 --> 01:41:34.169 The thing is-- 01:41:34.239 --> 01:41:36.173 The thing is-- 01:41:38.943 --> 01:41:41.844 What? What is the thing? 01:41:43.081 --> 01:41:45.413 Don't even think about it. Go away immediately. 01:41:45.483 --> 01:41:48.145 - Go away. - Right. 01:41:48.219 --> 01:41:50.153 Sorry. 01:41:52.424 --> 01:41:54.858 You were saying? 01:41:57.362 --> 01:42:00.820 Yes. 01:42:00.899 --> 01:42:03.732 I have to go away today, but I... 01:42:03.802 --> 01:42:07.101 wondered if I didn't... 01:42:07.172 --> 01:42:11.575 whether you might let me see you a little, 01:42:11.643 --> 01:42:14.510 or... a lot, maybe. 01:42:17.782 --> 01:42:20.683 See if you could like me again. 01:42:20.752 --> 01:42:23.186 But yesterday that actor asked you who I was, 01:42:23.254 --> 01:42:26.018 and you just dismissed me out of hand. 01:42:27.392 --> 01:42:30.486 I heard. 01:42:30.562 --> 01:42:33.759 You had a microphone. I had headphones. 01:42:33.832 --> 01:42:35.823 You expect me to tell the truth about my life... 01:42:35.900 --> 01:42:38.494 to the most indiscreet man in England? 01:42:39.938 --> 01:42:42.270 Uh, excuse me. 01:42:42.340 --> 01:42:44.774 It's your mother on the phone. 01:42:47.545 --> 01:42:49.672 Will you tell her I'll ring her back? 01:42:49.748 --> 01:42:52.842 I've actually tried that tack, but she said you've said that once before, 01:42:52.917 --> 01:42:54.885 and it's now been about 24 hours... 01:42:54.953 --> 01:42:58.389 and the foot that was purple is now sort of blackish in color and-- 01:42:58.456 --> 01:43:02.222 Right, right. Yeah. Perfect timing, as ever. 01:43:04.396 --> 01:43:07.194 Martin, hold the fort a second. 01:43:07.265 --> 01:43:09.631 Uh, yes. All right. 01:43:14.773 --> 01:43:17.298 Um, could I just say-- 01:43:17.375 --> 01:43:22.438 [ Chuckles ] I thought Ghost was the most wonderful film. 01:43:23.681 --> 01:43:26.343 - Is that right? - Oh, yes. 01:43:26.418 --> 01:43:29.478 [ Chuckles ] 01:43:29.554 --> 01:43:33.456 Um, I've always wondered... 01:43:33.525 --> 01:43:36.722 what Patrick Swayze's like in-- in-- in real life. 01:43:36.795 --> 01:43:40.458 I can't say that I know Patrick all that well. 01:43:40.532 --> 01:43:42.796 He wasn't that friendly during filming? 01:43:42.867 --> 01:43:48.305 Well, I'm sure he was friendly to Demi Moore who acted with him in Ghost. 01:43:50.775 --> 01:43:53.141 Oh. Oh, right. 01:43:53.211 --> 01:43:55.145 Sorry. [ Nervous Chuckle ] 01:43:56.781 --> 01:44:00.046 Always been a bit of an ass. [ Chuckling ] 01:44:00.118 --> 01:44:03.087 Um, anyway-- Um-- 01:44:03.154 --> 01:44:05.088 Well, it was lovely to meet you. 01:44:05.156 --> 01:44:07.590 I'm a huge, huge fan of yours. 01:44:07.659 --> 01:44:11.288 And Demi's, of course. 01:44:13.798 --> 01:44:16.028 Sorry. 01:44:16.100 --> 01:44:17.965 That's fine. 01:44:18.036 --> 01:44:21.836 There's always a pause when the jury goes out to consider their verdict. 01:44:24.108 --> 01:44:27.271 Anna, look, um-- 01:44:27.345 --> 01:44:31.145 I'm a fairly levelheaded bloke, 01:44:31.216 --> 01:44:35.084 not often in and out of love. 01:44:35.153 --> 01:44:37.280 But, uh-- 01:44:41.826 --> 01:44:44.226 Can I just say no to your... 01:44:44.295 --> 01:44:48.629 kind request and, uh, leave it at that? 01:44:52.036 --> 01:44:55.369 Yes. 01:44:55.440 --> 01:44:58.967 Fine. Of course. I-- 01:44:59.043 --> 01:45:01.102 Of course. 01:45:02.814 --> 01:45:05.874 I'll just be going, then. It was nice to see you. 01:45:05.950 --> 01:45:08.885 The thing is, 01:45:08.953 --> 01:45:12.411 with you I'm in real... danger. 01:45:12.490 --> 01:45:15.687 It seems like a... perfect situation, 01:45:15.760 --> 01:45:19.218 apart from that foul temper of yours, but... 01:45:19.297 --> 01:45:23.859 my relatively inexperienced heart would, I fear, not... 01:45:23.935 --> 01:45:26.733 recover, uh, if I was... 01:45:26.804 --> 01:45:30.865 once again cast aside, as I would absolutely expect to be. 01:45:30.942 --> 01:45:36.107 There are just too many pictures of you, too many films. 01:45:36.180 --> 01:45:39.547 You'd go and I'd be, uh, 01:45:39.617 --> 01:45:42.245 well, buggered, basically. 01:45:43.755 --> 01:45:46.690 That really is a real no, isn't it? 01:45:46.758 --> 01:45:51.457 I live in Notting Hill. You live in... Beverly Hills. 01:45:51.529 --> 01:45:53.463 Everyone in the world knows who you are. 01:45:53.531 --> 01:45:57.262 My mother has trouble remembering my name. 01:45:57.335 --> 01:45:59.269 Fine. 01:46:01.139 --> 01:46:05.473 Fine. Good decision. Good decision. 01:46:09.180 --> 01:46:12.707 The fame thing isn't really real, you know? 01:46:16.521 --> 01:46:20.150 And don't forget I'm-- 01:46:20.224 --> 01:46:24.024 I'm also just a girl... 01:46:24.095 --> 01:46:28.259 standing in front of a boy... 01:46:28.333 --> 01:46:30.893 asking him to love her. 01:46:41.779 --> 01:46:43.713 Good-bye. 01:47:06.082 --> 01:47:08.516 So what do you think? Good move? 01:47:08.584 --> 01:47:10.882 [ Honey ] Yeah, good move. 01:47:10.953 --> 01:47:13.649 I mean, when all's said and done, she's nothing special. 01:47:13.723 --> 01:47:15.657 I saw her taking her trousers down, 01:47:15.725 --> 01:47:18.592 and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there. 01:47:18.661 --> 01:47:21.494 Good decision, yeah. 01:47:21.564 --> 01:47:23.998 All actresses are as mad as snakes. 01:47:24.067 --> 01:47:27.127 - Tones, what do you reckon? - Never met her, never want to. 01:47:27.203 --> 01:47:30.934 - Brilliant. Max? - Absolutely. Never trust a vegetarian. 01:47:31.007 --> 01:47:33.737 Great. Thanks. Brilliant. 01:47:35.044 --> 01:47:37.569 [ Panting ] I was called and I came. What's up? 01:47:37.647 --> 01:47:39.808 William's just turned down Anna Scott. 01:47:41.451 --> 01:47:44.352 You daft prick. 01:47:44.420 --> 01:47:47.821 No, no. No, no, it's actually quite sensible. 01:47:51.160 --> 01:47:54.926 That painting isn't the original, is it? 01:47:54.997 --> 01:47:57.591 Um, you know, I think it might be, yeah. 01:48:00.503 --> 01:48:02.869 But she said she wanted to go out with you. 01:48:05.408 --> 01:48:08.343 - Yeah. - Well, that's nice. 01:48:09.912 --> 01:48:13.006 What? 01:48:13.082 --> 01:48:15.243 Well, you know, 01:48:15.318 --> 01:48:19.448 anyone saying they wanna go out with you is pretty great, isn't it? 01:48:25.228 --> 01:48:27.924 It was... 01:48:27.997 --> 01:48:30.261 sort of... sweet, actually. 01:48:30.333 --> 01:48:33.268 Um, I mean, I know she's an actress and all that... 01:48:33.336 --> 01:48:39.241 so she can... deliver a line, but, um, 01:48:39.308 --> 01:48:41.833 she said she might be as famous as she can be, 01:48:41.911 --> 01:48:44.778 but also that she was... 01:48:44.847 --> 01:48:48.180 just a girl... 01:48:48.251 --> 01:48:52.620 standing in front of a boy... 01:48:52.688 --> 01:48:55.156 asking him... to love her. 01:49:10.273 --> 01:49:13.709 Oh, sod a dog. I've made the wrong decision, haven't I? 01:49:15.745 --> 01:49:17.610 Yeah. 01:49:17.680 --> 01:49:20.615 Max, how fast is your car? 01:49:20.950 --> 01:49:24.249 - Hey - [ Horn Honks ] 01:49:24.320 --> 01:49:28.120 - Good luck! - If anyone gets in our way, we have small nuclear devices. 01:49:28.191 --> 01:49:30.056 - Where to? - All I can think is The Ritz. 01:49:30.126 --> 01:49:32.720 - Where's Bella? - She's not coming. 01:49:32.795 --> 01:49:35.992 - Oh, sod that. Bernie, in the back. - What? 01:49:36.065 --> 01:49:38.533 [ Chattering ] 01:49:38.601 --> 01:49:41.035 - So glad we made it - Max, I'm okay. 01:49:41.103 --> 01:49:43.196 - So glad you made it - Come on, babe. 01:49:43.272 --> 01:49:46.207 You gotta gimme some lovin' 01:49:46.275 --> 01:49:48.470 Gimme, gimme some lovin' 01:49:48.544 --> 01:49:51.172 - Gimme some lovin' - Gimme, gimme some lovin' 01:49:51.247 --> 01:49:53.579 - Gimme some lovin' - [ Bella ] Which way are you going? 01:49:53.649 --> 01:49:56.812 Down Kensington Church Street, then Knightsbridge, then Hyde Park Corner. 01:49:56.886 --> 01:49:59.548 - No, crazy. Go along Bayswater. - That's right. Then Park Lane. 01:49:59.622 --> 01:50:01.681 No, straight down to the Cromwell Road, then left. 01:50:01.757 --> 01:50:03.748 - No! - [ All Arguing ] 01:50:05.161 --> 01:50:08.824 Stop right there! I will decide the route. All right? 01:50:08.898 --> 01:50:11.128 Sorry, Max. 01:50:11.200 --> 01:50:14.135 James Bond never has to put up with this sort of shit. 01:50:14.203 --> 01:50:17.866 Well, I feel so good Everything is soundin' hot 01:50:17.940 --> 01:50:21.137 You better take it easy 'cause the place is on fire 01:50:21.210 --> 01:50:23.770 - [ Continues ] - [ Bella ] Turn right! 01:50:23.846 --> 01:50:25.336 - I can't. It's one way. - Do a U-turn. 01:50:25.414 --> 01:50:28.178 - Oh, sod it. Hold on. - [ Horns Honking ] 01:50:28.251 --> 01:50:31.311 So glad we made it 01:50:31.387 --> 01:50:33.981 So glad we made it 01:50:34.056 --> 01:50:37.253 - Brilliant! - [ Laughing ] 01:50:37.326 --> 01:50:39.817 - Gimme, gimme some lovin' - Gimme some lovin' 01:50:39.896 --> 01:50:41.830 Gimme, gimme some lovin' 01:50:41.898 --> 01:50:45.334 - Gimme some lovin' every day - Bloody hell, this is fun! 01:50:45.401 --> 01:50:47.334 - Hey - Sorry. 01:50:47.403 --> 01:50:49.701 Hi. Is Miss Scott staying here? 01:50:49.772 --> 01:50:53.173 - No, sir. - How 'bout Miss Flintstone? 01:50:53.242 --> 01:50:56.268 - No, sir. - Uh, Bambi? 01:50:56.345 --> 01:50:59.473 - No, sir. - Or, um-- 01:50:59.549 --> 01:51:03.679 I don't know. Beavis or Butt-head? 01:51:03.753 --> 01:51:06.586 No, sir. 01:51:06.656 --> 01:51:09.318 Thanks. Thanks. 01:51:09.392 --> 01:51:12.020 There was a Miss Pocahontas, 01:51:12.094 --> 01:51:14.722 but she checked out about an hour ago. 01:51:14.797 --> 01:51:17.527 I believe she's holding a press conference at the Savoy... 01:51:17.600 --> 01:51:20.660 before flying to America. 01:51:24.974 --> 01:51:26.908 We have liftoff. 01:51:30.813 --> 01:51:32.747 [ Speaks Japanese ] 01:51:36.018 --> 01:51:38.009 You have message for Takiama? 01:51:38.087 --> 01:51:40.248 I'll just check, sir. 01:51:40.323 --> 01:51:44.191 [ Resumes ] 01:51:44.260 --> 01:51:47.525 - Gimme some lovin' - Gimme, gimme some lovin' 01:51:47.597 --> 01:51:50.498 Gimme some lovin' every day 01:52:03.379 --> 01:52:05.745 Bugger this for a bunch of bananas. 01:52:10.052 --> 01:52:13.783 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stay there! Go! Go! 01:52:13.856 --> 01:52:17.121 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on! - [ Horns Honking ] 01:52:17.193 --> 01:52:20.219 Come on! No! Wait! Wait there! 01:52:20.296 --> 01:52:22.423 Come on! Come on! Wait! 01:52:22.498 --> 01:52:25.661 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Go on! Through, through! 01:52:27.303 --> 01:52:29.863 You're my hero! 01:52:29.939 --> 01:52:31.873 Whoa! Down boy. 01:52:31.941 --> 01:52:34.000 Everybody should and I'm 01:52:34.076 --> 01:52:36.203 So glad we made it 01:52:36.278 --> 01:52:39.338 Hey, hey So glad we made it 01:52:39.415 --> 01:52:42.384 You gotta gimme some lovin' 01:52:42.451 --> 01:52:45.386 - Gimme, gimme some lovin' - Gimme some lovin' 01:52:45.454 --> 01:52:49.049 - Gimme, gimme some lovin' - Gimme some lovin' 01:52:49.125 --> 01:52:51.525 Gimme, gimme some lovin' 01:52:51.594 --> 01:52:53.528 - Gimme, gimme some lovin' - Excuse me. 01:52:53.596 --> 01:52:56.262 - Yes? - Where's the press conference, please? 01:52:56.332 --> 01:52:59.460 - Are you an accredited member of the press? - Yep. 01:53:01.003 --> 01:53:05.463 - There you go. - That's a Blockbuster Video membership card, sir. 01:53:05.541 --> 01:53:08.669 That's right. I work for their in-house magazine. 01:53:08.744 --> 01:53:11.008 - Movies Are Our Business. - I'm sorry, sir. 01:53:11.080 --> 01:53:13.571 - He's with me. - And you are? 01:53:13.649 --> 01:53:17.983 Writing an article on how London hotels treat people in wheelchairs. 01:53:18.988 --> 01:53:22.151 Yes, of course, madam. It's in the Lancaster Room. 01:53:22.224 --> 01:53:24.658 Though I'm afraid you're rather late. 01:53:24.727 --> 01:53:26.661 Run! 01:53:39.942 --> 01:53:41.910 [ Chattering ] 01:53:41.977 --> 01:53:45.811 [ Man ] Does this mean that Miss Scott will not be publicizing her next film? 01:53:45.881 --> 01:53:48.111 No, it absolutely does not mean that. 01:53:48.184 --> 01:53:50.379 She'll be abiding by all her present commitments. 01:53:50.453 --> 01:53:54.355 She just won't be making any more for the next year. 01:53:54.423 --> 01:53:56.516 [ Man #2 ] When will the film be released? 01:53:56.592 --> 01:53:58.890 [ Publicist ] At the moment, the plan is to release in America... 01:53:58.961 --> 01:54:00.895 towards the end of the autumn, 01:54:00.963 --> 01:54:04.261 and over here around Christmas or early in the new year. 01:54:04.335 --> 01:54:06.428 Right! Dominic. 01:54:06.504 --> 01:54:09.667 Anna, how much longer are you staying in the U.K., then? 01:54:09.741 --> 01:54:11.675 No time at all. I leave tonight. 01:54:11.743 --> 01:54:16.680 Which is why we have to round things up now, so final questions, please. 01:54:16.748 --> 01:54:18.443 Yes. Lady there. 01:54:18.516 --> 01:54:21.383 Is your decision to take a year off anything to do... 01:54:21.452 --> 01:54:24.717 with the rumors about Jeff and his present leading lady? 01:54:24.789 --> 01:54:28.225 - Absolutely not. - Do you believe the rumors? 01:54:28.293 --> 01:54:32.161 Well, it's really not my business anymore. 01:54:32.230 --> 01:54:37.031 Though I will say, from my experience, rumors about Jeff do tend to be true. 01:54:37.101 --> 01:54:39.661 [ Laughter ] 01:54:39.737 --> 01:54:43.730 Yeah. The last time you were here, there were some fairly graphic photographs... 01:54:43.808 --> 01:54:47.835 taken of you with a young English guy. 01:54:47.912 --> 01:54:51.040 So, uh, what happened there? 01:54:51.115 --> 01:54:54.516 He was just a friend. We're still friends, I think. 01:54:54.586 --> 01:54:57.817 - [ Reporters Clamoring ] - Right, um-- 01:54:57.889 --> 01:55:00.289 Yes. Gentleman in the pink shirt. 01:55:05.964 --> 01:55:10.492 Yes. Miss Scott, 01:55:10.568 --> 01:55:13.002 are there any circumstances in which... 01:55:13.071 --> 01:55:16.006 the two of you... 01:55:16.074 --> 01:55:19.237 might be more than just good friends? 01:55:21.012 --> 01:55:25.779 I hoped there would be, but no, I'm... assured there aren't. 01:55:25.850 --> 01:55:29.411 - But what would you say if-- - Sorry. Just the one question, please. 01:55:29.487 --> 01:55:32.081 No, it's all right. You were saying. 01:55:33.825 --> 01:55:36.885 I was just wondering if, uh, 01:55:36.961 --> 01:55:40.727 it turned out that this person, uh-- 01:55:40.798 --> 01:55:42.766 [ Man #3 ] Thacker. His name was Thacker. 01:55:42.834 --> 01:55:44.961 - Thanks, thanks. - [ Laughter ] 01:55:45.036 --> 01:55:47.698 I just wondered whether if... 01:55:47.772 --> 01:55:51.731 Mr.Thacker realized he'd been a daft prick... 01:55:51.809 --> 01:55:54.107 [ Reporters Chattering ] 01:55:54.178 --> 01:55:57.614 and got down on his knees and... begged you to reconsider, 01:55:57.682 --> 01:56:01.448 whether you would, in fact, then... 01:56:01.519 --> 01:56:03.578 reconsider? 01:56:13.097 --> 01:56:16.260 - Yes, I believe I would. - [ Reporters Chattering ] 01:56:18.469 --> 01:56:21.563 That's very good news. Um-- 01:56:23.007 --> 01:56:26.443 The readers of Horse & Hound will be absolutely delighted. 01:56:26.511 --> 01:56:29.241 [ Laughter ] 01:56:33.318 --> 01:56:36.810 Right. Uh, Dominic, if you'd like to ask your question again? 01:56:36.888 --> 01:56:42.292 Yeah? Anna, how long are you intending to stay here in Britain? 01:56:50.167 --> 01:56:52.835 Indefinitely. 01:56:59.343 --> 01:57:04.303 She may be the face I can't forget 01:57:04.381 --> 01:57:07.714 The trace of pleasure or regret 01:57:07.785 --> 01:57:13.690 May be my treasure or the price I have to pay 01:57:13.757 --> 01:57:17.090 - She may be the song that - What happened? 01:57:17.161 --> 01:57:19.129 - Summer sings - It was good. 01:57:19.196 --> 01:57:23.030 May be the chill the autumn brings 01:57:23.100 --> 01:57:26.160 May be a hundred different things 01:57:26.237 --> 01:57:30.571 Within the measure of a day 01:57:32.476 --> 01:57:37.539 She may be the beauty or the beast 01:57:37.615 --> 01:57:41.813 May be the famine or the feast 01:57:41.886 --> 01:57:47.085 May turn each day into a heaven or a hell 01:57:47.157 --> 01:57:52.185 She may be the mirror of my dream 01:57:52.263 --> 01:57:55.630 The smile reflected in a stream 01:57:55.699 --> 01:57:59.635 She may not be what she may seems 01:57:59.703 --> 01:58:03.195 Inside her shell 01:58:35.506 --> 01:58:37.974 [ Crowd Cheering, Shouting ] 01:58:38.042 --> 01:58:42.411 She who always seems so happy in a crowd 01:58:42.479 --> 01:58:46.916 Whose eyes can be so private and so proud 01:58:46.984 --> 01:58:49.418 No one's allowed to see them 01:58:49.486 --> 01:58:53.582 When they cry 01:58:53.657 --> 01:58:57.889 She may be the love that cannot hope to last 01:58:57.962 --> 01:59:01.213 May come to me from shadows of the past 01:59:01.347 --> 01:59:07.445 That I remember till the day I die 01:59:07.520 --> 01:59:12.457 She may be the reason I survive 01:59:12.525 --> 01:59:16.256 The why and wherefore I'm alive 01:59:16.328 --> 01:59:19.661 The one I'll care for through the rough 01:59:19.732 --> 01:59:22.200 And ready years 01:59:22.268 --> 01:59:27.069 Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears 01:59:27.139 --> 01:59:30.768 And make them all my souvenirs 01:59:30.843 --> 01:59:34.404 For where she goes I've got to be 01:59:34.480 --> 01:59:37.745 The meaning of my life is 01:59:37.817 --> 01:59:40.718 She 01:59:40.786 --> 01:59:46.691 She 01:59:46.759 --> 01:59:51.856 Oh, she 02:00:02.141 --> 02:00:06.009 It's in the way you are 02:00:06.078 --> 02:00:10.378 You've got a way with me 02:00:12.685 --> 02:00:17.486 Somehow you got me to believe 02:00:19.992 --> 02:00:25.658 In everything that I could be 02:00:25.731 --> 02:00:27.722 I gotta say 02:00:27.800 --> 02:00:31.292 You really got a way 02:00:31.370 --> 02:00:35.807 It's in the way you want me 02:00:38.210 --> 02:00:43.147 It's in the way you hold me 02:00:45.417 --> 02:00:50.411 The way you show me just what love's 02:00:50.489 --> 02:00:52.719 Made of 02:00:52.791 --> 02:00:59.492 It's in the way we make love 02:00:59.565 --> 02:01:03.057 Oh, how I adore you 02:01:03.135 --> 02:01:06.434 Like no one before you 02:01:06.505 --> 02:01:11.272 I love you just the way you are 02:01:11.343 --> 02:01:15.905 It's in the way you want me 02:01:17.850 --> 02:01:23.220 Oh, it's in the way you hold me 02:01:25.457 --> 02:01:30.360 The way you show me just what love's 02:01:30.429 --> 02:01:32.659 Made of 02:01:32.731 --> 02:01:38.431 It's in the way we make love 02:01:40.105 --> 02:01:46.874 It's just the way you are 02:01:59.425 --> 02:02:04.522 No matter what they tell us 02:02:04.596 --> 02:02:07.793 No matter what they do 02:02:09.768 --> 02:02:14.000 No matter what they teach us 02:02:15.007 --> 02:02:18.306 What we believe is true 02:02:19.778 --> 02:02:25.375 I can't deny what I believe 02:02:25.451 --> 02:02:28.909 I can't be what I'm not 02:02:28.988 --> 02:02:34.187 - I know our love - I know our love's forever 02:02:34.259 --> 02:02:40.027 - I know - I know no matter what 02:02:41.266 --> 02:02:44.895 No matter who they follow 02:02:46.405 --> 02:02:49.203 No matter where they've been 02:02:51.543 --> 02:02:56.378 No matter how they judge us 02:02:56.448 --> 02:03:01.283 I'll be everyone you need 02:03:01.353 --> 02:03:06.950 - I can't deny what I believe - What I believe 02:03:07.026 --> 02:03:10.484 I can't be what I'm not 02:03:10.562 --> 02:03:12.757 I know I'm not 02:03:12.831 --> 02:03:17.325 I know this love's forever 02:03:17.403 --> 02:03:25.037 That's all that matters now no matter what 02:03:26.545 --> 02:03:30.538 - No, no matter what - No, no matter 02:03:30.616 --> 02:03:33.551 - That's all that matters to me - No, no matter what 02:03:33.619 --> 02:03:35.951 No, no matter 02:03:36.021 --> 02:03:38.683 - That's all that matters to me - No, no matter what 02:03:38.757 --> 02:03:41.089 No, no matter what 02:03:41.160 --> 02:03:43.822 - 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