WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:50.650 ..:: ارائه شده توسط وب سايت بلبل جان ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:02:30.650 --> 00:02:33.270 What is the meaning of this check? Do you want me to cheat? 00:02:33.400 --> 00:02:35.400 No. l'm just the middleman. 00:02:35.530 --> 00:02:37.610 Are you playing a joke on me, or trying to cause trouble? 00:02:37.740 --> 00:02:41.280 Do you think you can replace me if l fail? 00:02:41.870 --> 00:02:43.620 Look at this! 00:02:43.740 --> 00:02:46.700 l'm the only Golden Leg ! 00:02:46.830 --> 00:02:49.500 - Make sure you remember that. - lt's not that. 00:02:49.620 --> 00:02:53.000 l just want a kickback. Please don't tell anybody. 00:02:53.130 --> 00:02:55.290 You're trash ! 00:02:55.420 --> 00:02:57.750 l'm sorry. Catch you later. 00:03:21.360 --> 00:03:24.570 Golden Leg ! Golden Leg ! 00:04:31.270 --> 00:04:35.230 You've been number one ever since Fung got his golden leg broken. 00:04:35.350 --> 00:04:38.230 First as a player, then as a coach. 00:04:38.360 --> 00:04:40.190 l'm better than Fung ever was. 00:04:40.320 --> 00:04:43.070 Team Evil has won the Supercup the last five years. 00:04:43.190 --> 00:04:45.570 - What's your secret? - Secret? 00:04:45.700 --> 00:04:47.410 They just have the best coach. 00:04:47.530 --> 00:04:49.370 So you're confident that your team will win again? 00:04:49.490 --> 00:04:52.160 Are you new? Don't ask stupid questions. 00:04:54.160 --> 00:04:58.540 Good morning. 00:05:00.880 --> 00:05:02.340 Golden Leg. 00:05:03.170 --> 00:05:05.630 Hung ! Good morning. 00:05:07.470 --> 00:05:11.100 Hung, your shoe's dirty. Let me clean it for you. 00:05:11.220 --> 00:05:13.390 lt's okay. l'll do it. 00:05:20.690 --> 00:05:22.820 Hung, l'll get the car. 00:05:22.940 --> 00:05:25.900 Hung, you said if l worked hard l could coach my own team. 00:05:26.030 --> 00:05:27.450 l'm ready! 00:05:27.570 --> 00:05:30.910 l think l can train a team to be as good as Team Evil. 00:05:31.950 --> 00:05:34.790 Do you really think l'd let you coach? 00:05:34.910 --> 00:05:36.330 But you said- 00:05:36.460 --> 00:05:38.080 Get real. 00:05:38.210 --> 00:05:40.460 You're a joke. 00:05:40.590 --> 00:05:43.210 Take a look at yourself. 00:05:44.340 --> 00:05:46.720 This tattoo is all that's left of your fame. 00:05:47.300 --> 00:05:48.430 Hung. . . 00:05:48.550 --> 00:05:51.470 l've served you for 20 years. How can you say that? 00:05:51.600 --> 00:05:54.970 Let's be honest. Things have changed. 00:05:55.100 --> 00:06:00.100 You used to be a great player, but now you're nothing. 00:06:00.230 --> 00:06:01.860 l've had enough. 00:06:01.980 --> 00:06:04.020 l've kept you around for 20 years. . . 00:06:04.150 --> 00:06:06.690 but it's time for you to take care of yourself. 00:06:06.820 --> 00:06:08.400 Hung ! 00:06:08.530 --> 00:06:10.410 You've got a lot of nerve. 00:06:10.530 --> 00:06:12.990 lf you hadn't tricked me with a bad check 20 years ago. . . 00:06:13.120 --> 00:06:15.160 you'd be working for me right now. 00:06:15.290 --> 00:06:17.370 lt was your idea to throw the game. 00:06:17.500 --> 00:06:19.040 Are you throwing a tantrum? 00:06:19.170 --> 00:06:21.630 Say it a bit louder. Did you guys hear that? 00:06:21.750 --> 00:06:24.750 Make sure the reporters can hear it. 00:06:26.090 --> 00:06:29.340 Say what you want. Take a look at yourself. 00:06:29.470 --> 00:06:32.510 Do you think anyone would believe a crippled has-been like you? 00:06:32.640 --> 00:06:34.550 - You- - Don't be angry. 00:06:34.680 --> 00:06:37.470 lf you want to blame anyone, blame yourself. 00:06:37.600 --> 00:06:39.560 Blame your own greediness. 00:06:39.690 --> 00:06:41.350 Get lost. 00:06:44.020 --> 00:06:46.270 One more thing. . . 00:06:46.400 --> 00:06:49.570 l hired that mob to break your leg. 00:07:23.310 --> 00:07:24.650 Yuppies. 00:07:39.410 --> 00:07:41.750 They're not very skilled at playing soccer. 00:07:56.640 --> 00:07:57.890 What was that? 00:08:01.390 --> 00:08:03.270 l said. . . 00:08:03.390 --> 00:08:05.400 they're not very skilled at playing soccer. 00:08:08.980 --> 00:08:11.490 You think you can do better? 00:08:11.610 --> 00:08:15.740 There must be a fusion of mind and foot. 00:08:17.530 --> 00:08:20.040 What kind of fusion? 00:08:34.930 --> 00:08:38.390 My late idol, Master Bruce Lee. . . 00:08:38.510 --> 00:08:42.430 invented the ultimate kick. 00:08:42.560 --> 00:08:46.480 lf you want to learn about it, l'll give you kung fu lessons. 00:08:46.600 --> 00:08:50.900 Kung fu lessons? You look like a janitor. 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:54.490 My job as janitor is only temporary. 00:08:54.610 --> 00:08:57.110 l'm a postgraduate student. 00:08:57.240 --> 00:08:59.120 Postgraduate student? 00:08:59.240 --> 00:09:02.330 l'm trying to develop an effective method. . . 00:09:02.450 --> 00:09:04.910 of promoting Shaolin kung fu. 00:09:05.040 --> 00:09:07.040 Here's my card. 00:09:08.960 --> 00:09:13.380 Authentic Shaolin school. Mighty Steel Leg. 00:09:13.510 --> 00:09:15.420 Look! l know what l'm talking about. 00:09:17.090 --> 00:09:19.010 l don't need kung fu. 00:09:19.140 --> 00:09:22.100 l'm more of an intellectual. 00:09:22.220 --> 00:09:23.810 lt doesn't matter. 00:09:26.770 --> 00:09:28.690 Look at this woman. 00:09:30.650 --> 00:09:34.320 Yeah, she's sexy. So what? 00:09:34.440 --> 00:09:35.570 No. 00:09:35.700 --> 00:09:37.490 Watch this! 00:09:50.750 --> 00:09:53.670 lf she knew Shaolin kung fu. . . 00:09:53.800 --> 00:09:56.800 she wouldn't have fallen. Get me? 00:10:04.680 --> 00:10:07.180 Shaolin kung fu can work for everyone! 00:10:08.600 --> 00:10:10.900 Excuse me! Do you want to learn kung fu? 00:10:11.020 --> 00:10:12.860 Are you crazy? 00:10:14.610 --> 00:10:17.070 Look over there. 00:10:17.190 --> 00:10:21.200 lf she had studied Shaolin lron Hand parking would be much easier. 00:10:25.830 --> 00:10:28.500 Kung fu is wonderful. 00:10:29.290 --> 00:10:32.500 - Excuse me, do you want to learn- - Here. Get lost. 00:10:33.960 --> 00:10:36.090 Hey, you should share that with me. 00:10:36.210 --> 00:10:39.550 Let's not fight. See that guy? 00:10:39.680 --> 00:10:43.350 What are you doing? You're way too slow. 00:10:43.470 --> 00:10:44.970 That's it! You're fired ! 00:10:45.100 --> 00:10:47.100 - l'm sorry. - Get lost! 00:10:47.220 --> 00:10:49.890 lf he knew Shaolin Flying Sword. . . 00:10:50.020 --> 00:10:52.190 he'd still have a job! 00:10:53.860 --> 00:10:57.110 You think Shaolin is the answer to everything. 00:10:57.230 --> 00:11:00.070 There is nothing more powerful. All kung fu derives from it. 00:11:21.130 --> 00:11:23.430 People have the wrong idea about kung fu. 00:11:23.550 --> 00:11:26.220 lt isn't really about fighting. 00:11:26.350 --> 00:11:30.180 Kung fu is a complete way of life. 00:11:30.310 --> 00:11:34.060 l'm looking for a good way to show people. . . 00:11:34.190 --> 00:11:38.360 how it can make their lives better. 00:11:38.480 --> 00:11:41.150 - Enough already! - But- 00:11:41.280 --> 00:11:45.570 l have important things to do. l've heard enough. 00:11:45.700 --> 00:11:49.370 Please seize this opportunity! Cripples can still learn kung fu. 00:11:49.500 --> 00:11:51.620 Who are you calling a cripple! 00:11:52.960 --> 00:11:54.830 This leg has kicked hundreds of goals. 00:11:54.960 --> 00:11:55.920 l'm sorry! 00:11:56.040 --> 00:11:58.000 Do you know who you're talking to? 00:11:58.130 --> 00:12:00.090 l'm the famous Golden Leg. 00:12:00.210 --> 00:12:01.670 You're. . . 00:12:02.840 --> 00:12:04.470 just a bum ! 00:12:15.810 --> 00:12:20.070 - You think l'm impressed? - Get these cans out of here. 00:12:20.190 --> 00:12:22.320 - Okay. - Right away. 00:12:22.990 --> 00:12:24.990 Cheap trick. 00:12:55.390 --> 00:12:57.400 Get lost. 00:13:20.540 --> 00:13:22.750 Excuse me! Can you help me move this? 00:13:22.880 --> 00:13:24.210 No problem ! 00:13:30.600 --> 00:13:32.390 Your leg's amazing ! 00:13:36.600 --> 00:13:38.020 Twenty cents! 00:13:38.150 --> 00:13:40.940 Only twenty cents? How about an advance? 00:13:41.070 --> 00:13:43.230 No way! Get lost. 00:13:44.070 --> 00:13:46.280 SWEET BUNS 00:15:08.110 --> 00:15:10.950 Mui, ten steamed buns please! 00:15:43.730 --> 00:15:48.980 Using Tai Chi kung fu to make steamed buns is a brilliant idea 00:15:49.110 --> 00:15:54.450 They look so sweet and tasty 00:15:54.570 --> 00:15:58.030 Your mastery is astonishing 00:15:58.160 --> 00:16:02.960 It shows in your every movement 00:16:04.960 --> 00:16:08.130 What are you doing? 00:16:08.250 --> 00:16:13.840 Singing is the best way for me to express my greatest esteem. 00:16:15.090 --> 00:16:17.550 Wow, what a beauty! 00:16:19.640 --> 00:16:22.350 l'm not beautiful. Don't laugh at me! 00:16:22.480 --> 00:16:24.810 l bet the steamed buns are wonderful. 00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:30.820 Delicious! 00:16:30.940 --> 00:16:33.740 Was that Shifting Bodies and Transposing Shadows? 00:16:33.860 --> 00:16:37.660 No, it's Shove A Thousand Cattle with Four Tails. 00:16:37.780 --> 00:16:39.580 Right! 00:16:39.700 --> 00:16:42.870 That's why the buns are so tender, yet firm. 00:16:43.660 --> 00:16:46.750 Sixty cents each. Two for a dollar. 00:16:48.500 --> 00:16:50.210 That much? 00:16:50.340 --> 00:16:52.670 They're worth every penny. 00:16:52.800 --> 00:16:55.010 This is all l have. 00:16:55.130 --> 00:16:57.510 - Can l pay tomorrow? - No! 00:16:57.640 --> 00:17:01.140 Spoken with the grace and economy of a true kung fu master. 00:17:01.270 --> 00:17:02.850 l'm a Shaolin master too. 00:17:02.980 --> 00:17:05.140 - Can l pay tomorrow? - No! 00:17:05.270 --> 00:17:06.520 Okay! 00:17:10.480 --> 00:17:12.320 Here are some fine sneakers. 00:17:12.440 --> 00:17:15.900 l'll give them to you, if you let me have one more bun. 00:17:16.030 --> 00:17:18.030 - l'll call the cops. - Fine. 00:17:19.120 --> 00:17:21.030 Come on, give me a break. 00:17:21.160 --> 00:17:23.790 You're so beautiful. 00:17:25.120 --> 00:17:27.080 Shut up! 00:17:27.210 --> 00:17:29.290 Please stop singing. 00:17:29.420 --> 00:17:31.340 Just pay and get out of here. 00:17:31.460 --> 00:17:33.550 lf you want to sing, do it on the mountain. 00:17:33.670 --> 00:17:35.670 Only crazy people sing here. 00:17:36.800 --> 00:17:38.800 l disagree with the young lady. 00:17:40.050 --> 00:17:44.560 Just because you sing out loud here doesn't make you a lunatic. 00:17:44.680 --> 00:17:47.270 My name is Dynamite. 00:17:47.390 --> 00:17:51.770 My dream is to become a great composer one day. 00:17:52.440 --> 00:17:58.110 This gentleman's song is very creative and sincere. 00:17:58.240 --> 00:18:00.700 - Thank you ! - You're welcome! 00:18:00.820 --> 00:18:04.120 l also love to sing. 00:18:05.500 --> 00:18:08.410 When l'm inspired l feel so passionate. . . 00:18:08.540 --> 00:18:10.540 l could explode. 00:18:27.310 --> 00:18:31.310 My dream is to become a great choreographer. 00:18:53.170 --> 00:18:54.340 Let's go! 00:19:31.250 --> 00:19:32.960 Have you lost your mind? 00:19:34.750 --> 00:19:39.010 Stand straight! Put your hands down ! Get to work! 00:19:39.130 --> 00:19:40.460 Lunatics! 00:19:41.430 --> 00:19:43.430 What's going on here? 00:19:45.760 --> 00:19:48.720 l never should have gone for a facial. . . 00:19:48.850 --> 00:19:51.850 and left the place in your hands! 00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:53.940 What do you want? 00:19:54.060 --> 00:19:56.440 Relax. We were just having fun. 00:19:57.110 --> 00:19:59.110 l'm here for the buns. 00:20:01.990 --> 00:20:03.610 What about my buns? 00:20:03.740 --> 00:20:07.120 Okay! Okay! Just a minute! Did that bum pay? 00:20:11.160 --> 00:20:12.500 He did. 00:20:13.620 --> 00:20:16.290 These are disgusting. Get rid of them ! 00:20:28.850 --> 00:20:38.810 First Brother! 00:20:39.980 --> 00:20:44.070 Okay, okay. Keep working ! Clean everything ! 00:20:46.570 --> 00:20:48.780 Are you sick, First Brother? 00:20:48.910 --> 00:20:52.700 l've got a bit of a hangover. What do you want? 00:20:52.830 --> 00:20:56.540 - l've had a revelation. - A revelation? 00:20:56.670 --> 00:21:02.340 How to promote kung fu in a brand new way. 00:21:02.460 --> 00:21:03.460 Not again. 00:21:05.130 --> 00:21:07.010 Singing ! 00:21:08.350 --> 00:21:11.350 You know we're great singers. You can't deny it. 00:21:11.470 --> 00:21:16.350 - Leave me alone. - We owe it to our teacher. 00:21:16.480 --> 00:21:17.270 He's dead. 00:21:17.400 --> 00:21:19.400 - lt's worth a try. - Forget it. 00:21:20.400 --> 00:21:22.150 l told you to be down-to-earth. 00:21:22.280 --> 00:21:25.070 There's an opening here. You can clean toilets. 00:21:25.200 --> 00:21:27.110 Don't waste your life chasing dreams. 00:21:27.240 --> 00:21:30.370 Without dreams, we're no different than anchovies. 00:21:30.490 --> 00:21:33.490 You are an anchovy, you shoeless small fry. 00:21:33.620 --> 00:21:36.620 - Why chase your dream? - Why not. 00:21:36.750 --> 00:21:39.750 The fire in my heart can't be easily extinguished. 00:21:40.880 --> 00:21:42.800 Why not? Just blow it out. 00:21:42.920 --> 00:21:45.920 - But l can light it up again. - Enough already! 00:21:46.050 --> 00:21:48.260 We both have our own lives. 00:21:48.390 --> 00:21:52.010 Please don't bother me. l have to work to support my family. 00:21:53.430 --> 00:21:57.640 You're just going to forget about your lron Head after all that work? 00:21:57.770 --> 00:21:59.350 Never! 00:22:00.230 --> 00:22:02.610 l still practice my lron Head. . . 00:22:02.730 --> 00:22:05.030 every single day! 00:22:05.150 --> 00:22:06.490 Fei ! 00:22:06.610 --> 00:22:07.900 Boss. 00:22:08.030 --> 00:22:09.450 You idiot! 00:22:09.570 --> 00:22:12.950 You forgot to book a band for tonight. 00:22:13.080 --> 00:22:16.500 - Don't worry, l have an idea. - Tell me. 00:22:16.620 --> 00:22:19.960 Let's combine Shaolin kung fu with singing and dancing. 00:22:20.080 --> 00:22:22.540 - What kind of Shaolin kung fu? - Observe. 00:22:25.550 --> 00:22:28.470 ls he good enough to perform on stage? 00:22:28.590 --> 00:22:31.680 - He's good enough. - How about you? 00:22:31.800 --> 00:22:33.300 Me? 00:22:33.970 --> 00:22:35.810 Shit. 00:22:35.930 --> 00:22:37.810 How about your lron Head? 00:22:38.810 --> 00:22:41.650 lf you don't perform well, l'll kill you tomorrow. 00:22:41.770 --> 00:22:44.570 - Sure. - First Big Brother, thank you. 00:22:57.160 --> 00:23:01.540 - Shaolin kung fu is great - Really great 00:23:01.670 --> 00:23:06.130 - Shaolin kung fu is wonderful - Wonderful 00:23:06.250 --> 00:23:10.510 - I'm Iron Head - Iron Head 00:23:10.630 --> 00:23:15.430 - He's Mighty Steel Leg - Mighty Steel Leg 00:23:20.140 --> 00:23:21.520 Be serious! 00:23:21.650 --> 00:23:35.740 - Shaolin kung fu is great - Really great 00:23:35.870 --> 00:23:40.410 - Shaolin kung fu is wonderful - Wonderful 00:23:40.540 --> 00:23:44.380 - I'm Mighty Steel Leg - Mighty Steel Leg 00:23:44.500 --> 00:23:46.920 He's Iron Head 00:23:50.380 --> 00:23:51.840 l'm choking. 00:24:24.620 --> 00:24:27.040 lt sounds like you're strangling a cat. 00:24:27.170 --> 00:24:28.540 This song sucks. 00:24:28.670 --> 00:24:30.210 You sounded like a dying animal. 00:24:30.340 --> 00:24:31.880 Who wrote that garbage? 00:24:32.010 --> 00:24:34.010 - Yeah, who? - Who? 00:24:37.970 --> 00:24:43.310 Creative work is highly subjective, so l'll accept your criticism. 00:24:43.440 --> 00:24:46.020 But it's only the beginning of the show. 00:24:46.150 --> 00:24:49.770 Wait until we show you why we're called Mighty Steel Leg and lron Head. 00:24:49.900 --> 00:24:50.690 lron Head? 00:24:50.820 --> 00:24:52.940 l told you the lyrics were too intellectual. 00:24:53.070 --> 00:24:56.530 - l'm not lron Head. He's- - lron Head? 00:24:58.280 --> 00:25:01.740 - Mighty Steel Leg ! - He's Mighty Steel Leg ! 00:25:01.870 --> 00:25:03.700 That's your Mighty Steel Leg? 00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:07.210 - l'll kill you. - Mighty Steel Leg. 00:25:08.710 --> 00:25:10.710 l'm the real Mighty Steel Leg. 00:25:11.380 --> 00:25:14.130 - lron Head. - Don't you understand? 00:25:14.260 --> 00:25:16.050 - He's the real- - lron Head. 00:25:16.180 --> 00:25:17.720 You're so stubborn. 00:25:19.430 --> 00:25:21.600 Do you want to fight with a customer? 00:25:24.270 --> 00:25:28.400 Thank you so much. Happy hour went by fast. 00:25:28.520 --> 00:25:31.230 lt's time for us to say good night right now. 00:25:31.360 --> 00:25:34.150 Let's listen to some music. 00:25:34.280 --> 00:25:36.530 You crazy guy. 00:25:39.410 --> 00:25:43.410 - Let's see how much you can take. - Thank you. 00:26:44.310 --> 00:26:45.850 You're a bum. 00:27:49.750 --> 00:27:51.410 Come on. Nothing to see. 00:27:53.290 --> 00:27:56.090 You want some more? Sure you want to fight us all? 00:27:58.590 --> 00:28:01.470 l promised my master l'd never fight. 00:28:02.130 --> 00:28:04.760 l told you he'd wimp out! 00:28:04.890 --> 00:28:07.390 But l expect an apology! 00:28:08.260 --> 00:28:11.390 An apology? You should apologize to us! 00:28:30.080 --> 00:28:33.160 You said you wouldn't use kung fu to fight. 00:28:43.170 --> 00:28:46.010 l'm not here to fight. l'm here to play soccer. 00:28:53.560 --> 00:28:55.600 So much for your kung fu- 00:29:00.650 --> 00:29:03.610 Don't be such a baby. What? 00:29:39.860 --> 00:29:41.730 l give up. l apologize! 00:29:58.960 --> 00:30:01.040 Do you have any change? 00:30:02.170 --> 00:30:03.500 Yes. 00:30:06.380 --> 00:30:07.720 Thirty cents. 00:30:08.380 --> 00:30:10.550 - Are you stealing my money? - Yes. 00:30:10.680 --> 00:30:12.850 - Was that Praying Mantis Style? - Yes. 00:30:12.970 --> 00:30:15.180 You should learn Shaolin instead. 00:30:43.750 --> 00:30:47.670 Can l see your leg? 00:30:47.800 --> 00:30:51.180 l don't care. Do what you want. 00:31:02.190 --> 00:31:04.690 lt's the real deal. 00:31:11.280 --> 00:31:13.950 lt looks like an ordinary leg. 00:31:14.660 --> 00:31:17.240 lt's Shaolin Mighty Steel Leg. lt's patented. 00:31:19.790 --> 00:31:21.960 You could use your kung fu to play soccer. 00:31:24.290 --> 00:31:25.750 You think so? 00:31:25.880 --> 00:31:27.250 Yes, why not. 00:31:28.590 --> 00:31:29.670 Of course. 00:31:30.550 --> 00:31:33.140 That's a great idea. Kung fu soccer. 00:31:33.260 --> 00:31:36.930 Why didn't l think of that? How do l go about it? 00:31:37.810 --> 00:31:39.680 You'll need my help. 00:31:39.810 --> 00:31:42.100 l'm Golden Leg, the soccer star. 00:31:42.230 --> 00:31:44.270 Now l'm a coach. 00:31:44.400 --> 00:31:47.020 - Great! You can teach me soccer. - l don't know. 00:31:47.150 --> 00:31:49.070 lt's a great idea. 00:31:49.190 --> 00:31:52.530 l'll think about it! 00:31:52.660 --> 00:31:56.870 There's nothing to think about. We should start right now! 00:31:57.540 --> 00:32:00.330 We've got nothing to lose. 00:32:04.420 --> 00:32:06.920 lt takes a lot of training. 00:32:07.050 --> 00:32:09.500 Let's do it! What do l need? 00:32:10.590 --> 00:32:12.470 A pair of shoes. 00:32:18.010 --> 00:32:20.520 Do you have the money for the buns? 00:32:20.640 --> 00:32:23.140 - No, but- - l threw them out. 00:32:23.270 --> 00:32:24.560 Oh, my God ! 00:32:24.690 --> 00:32:28.190 Those sneakers were a mess. They were all worn out. 00:32:28.320 --> 00:32:29.730 l know, l know. 00:32:29.860 --> 00:32:34.400 lf my boss sees you, she'll start yelling. 00:32:43.160 --> 00:32:46.540 l couldn't bring myself to toss them. l fixed them instead. 00:33:11.480 --> 00:33:15.240 First Brother, what's wrong? Are you okay? 00:33:17.320 --> 00:33:19.070 l'm fine. 00:33:20.870 --> 00:33:22.290 What do you want? 00:33:22.410 --> 00:33:25.750 l finally found a great way to promote Shaolin kung fu. 00:33:26.830 --> 00:33:29.250 Soccer! 00:33:31.670 --> 00:33:33.130 Please leave me alone! 00:33:33.260 --> 00:33:36.090 You got me into a lot of trouble. They demoted me. 00:33:36.220 --> 00:33:38.680 Now l have to clean the toilets. 00:33:38.800 --> 00:33:42.890 - But we'd be great. - No! Absolutely not! 00:33:43.020 --> 00:33:46.690 lf you humiliate me again, my family will commit suicide in front of you. 00:33:46.810 --> 00:33:49.350 Committing suicide is not the answer. 00:33:49.480 --> 00:33:51.820 Be brave. Believe in yourself. 00:33:51.940 --> 00:33:55.280 l'm a complete loser. Please! Please don't ever come here again. 00:33:55.400 --> 00:33:58.910 lf you want to form a soccer team, just ask the other brothers. 00:34:00.120 --> 00:34:02.830 Please, no more! 00:34:02.950 --> 00:34:04.790 Hopeless. 00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:12.340 Good morning, Fourth Brother. 00:34:12.460 --> 00:34:15.010 Good morning, Sing. How are you? 00:34:15.130 --> 00:34:17.470 Let me introduce you to a great guy. He's- 00:34:22.970 --> 00:34:25.180 Nice to meet you ! 00:34:25.310 --> 00:34:26.560 l'm Fung. 00:34:26.680 --> 00:34:29.310 lt's an honor to meet such a great businessman. 00:34:29.440 --> 00:34:31.770 - He's got a lot of style. - Fung is a soccer coach. 00:34:31.900 --> 00:34:33.190 Soccer coach ! 00:34:33.320 --> 00:34:36.490 The world famous soccer coach. 00:34:36.610 --> 00:34:38.400 You play soccer with your legs, right? 00:34:38.530 --> 00:34:40.950 So, do you have a job for me? 00:34:41.070 --> 00:34:43.870 - l want you to join my soccer team. - Soccer team? 00:34:43.990 --> 00:34:45.990 l haven't had a job in six months. 00:34:46.120 --> 00:34:49.080 You can use your Empty Hand to be the goalkeeper. 00:34:49.210 --> 00:34:52.250 What's Empty Hand? lt's been so long. 00:34:52.380 --> 00:34:54.340 You know, l even forgot when our master died. 00:34:54.460 --> 00:34:57.960 Listen. We're going to sign up for the Supercup Tournament. 00:34:58.090 --> 00:35:00.300 The prize is one million dollars. 00:35:00.430 --> 00:35:03.140 Really? You must be the smart one. 00:35:03.260 --> 00:35:05.600 You see? You're dressed up. 00:35:05.720 --> 00:35:08.980 Our master taught us that kung fu was sacred. 00:35:09.100 --> 00:35:12.230 Now, you have this crazy idea to use Shaolin for soccer. 00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:13.520 Look. 00:35:13.650 --> 00:35:15.400 This is the group picture of our master and brothers. 00:35:15.530 --> 00:35:17.730 l keep it under my pillow. 00:35:17.860 --> 00:35:19.690 Great! Let's sit down to talk about the picture. 00:35:22.070 --> 00:35:24.910 l'll call you. Keep a spot open for me. 00:35:27.370 --> 00:35:31.410 Get lost! l really can't talk now. My clients are waiting for me. 00:35:31.540 --> 00:35:33.880 l'm doing a million dollar deal. Can you hear me? 00:35:34.000 --> 00:35:36.250 My driver's off today. 00:35:36.380 --> 00:35:40.550 l lent my car to a friend and left my wallet in my office. 00:35:40.680 --> 00:35:43.390 l can't have lunch. l never do. 00:35:43.510 --> 00:35:45.510 l'm late! Please leave me alone. 00:35:46.060 --> 00:35:50.270 Third Brother, you could use your lron Shirt technique as a fullback- 00:35:50.390 --> 00:35:53.020 What's lron Shirt? 00:35:53.150 --> 00:35:55.770 Look. There are planes in the sky. 00:35:55.900 --> 00:35:57.730 There are computers everywhere. 00:35:57.860 --> 00:36:00.030 lt's the 21 st century. Please don't daydream. 00:36:00.150 --> 00:36:03.240 l think we should combine kung fu with soccer. 00:36:03.360 --> 00:36:06.620 - We could win a lot of money. - Are you crazy? 00:36:06.740 --> 00:36:10.580 There's no way l'm taking time off to play soccer. 00:36:10.710 --> 00:36:12.910 Sorry, your odds are terrible. 00:36:13.040 --> 00:36:16.290 We don't know anything about soccer. 00:36:16.420 --> 00:36:18.170 And let's be honest. 00:36:18.300 --> 00:36:21.090 We wouldn't stand a chance. 00:36:21.220 --> 00:36:23.470 ln fact, the probability of winning is 0% . 00:36:23.590 --> 00:36:25.840 - Proba- - Probability. 00:36:25.970 --> 00:36:27.260 Watch. 00:36:27.390 --> 00:36:32.350 lf l toss a coin it will be heads or it will be tails. 00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:37.310 The probability that we'd win is the same as a coin landing on its edge. 00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:39.980 - Let me try! - Get lost! 00:36:40.740 --> 00:36:43.240 l'm having lunch with a client! 00:36:43.360 --> 00:36:45.910 You said you never eat lunch. 00:36:46.660 --> 00:36:51.580 Time is money. l've lost a lot just talking to you ! 00:37:09.390 --> 00:37:12.220 He's Sixth Small Brother, Weight Vest. 00:37:12.350 --> 00:37:14.430 This is the famous soccer coach, Fung. 00:37:16.100 --> 00:37:17.440 Fung, how are you? 00:37:18.770 --> 00:37:20.860 - Lead Weight? - Shaolin Light Weight. 00:37:20.980 --> 00:37:22.690 Nice to meet you, Mr. Weight. 00:37:23.360 --> 00:37:25.610 Fifth Brother, you want to play soccer? 00:37:25.740 --> 00:37:29.620 Yes. lf you use your Light Weight skills as a winger. . . 00:37:29.740 --> 00:37:33.040 - our offense would be perfect. - Are you sure? 00:37:33.160 --> 00:37:34.500 - Of course. - Great. 00:37:34.620 --> 00:37:36.500 Do they sell diet pills here? 00:37:37.670 --> 00:37:39.130 lt's useless. 00:37:39.250 --> 00:37:43.050 Ever since the virus got into my brain, l just can't lose any weight. 00:37:43.170 --> 00:37:46.840 l'm no longer able to use Shaolin kung fu Weight Vest. . . 00:37:46.970 --> 00:37:49.970 and l can't run anymore. 00:37:51.060 --> 00:37:53.720 Okay, you're a little overweight, but it's not that important. 00:37:53.850 --> 00:37:55.850 Forget it. 00:37:57.020 --> 00:37:58.520 This was me. 00:38:00.440 --> 00:38:04.190 l can't even get a date looking like this. 00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:06.280 You don't know what it's like. 00:38:06.400 --> 00:38:09.360 - l do. l can't get a date either. - Really? 00:38:09.490 --> 00:38:11.740 l've read stories about your dates in newspapers and magazines. 00:38:11.870 --> 00:38:14.660 - What kind of papers and magazines? - l'm sorry. 00:38:15.580 --> 00:38:17.870 l can no longer control myself. 00:38:20.250 --> 00:38:21.920 Please leave me alone. 00:38:23.210 --> 00:38:24.880 Small Brother! 00:38:25.380 --> 00:38:28.380 Believe in yourself. l know you can do it. 00:38:29.220 --> 00:38:31.140 Everyone calls me Lazy Pig now. 00:38:31.260 --> 00:38:33.680 You're the only one who still calls me Small Brother. 00:38:36.730 --> 00:38:37.850 Thank you. 00:38:37.980 --> 00:38:40.940 Lazy Pig, get me that roll of toilet paper. 00:38:44.900 --> 00:38:46.360 The red one. 00:39:08.880 --> 00:39:11.430 - Soccer? - Yes, Second Brother! 00:39:11.550 --> 00:39:15.470 lf you use Hooking Leg as a fullback, l think- 00:39:15.600 --> 00:39:17.720 - We'd be perfect! - Right! 00:39:17.850 --> 00:39:20.730 You think l can still do Hooking Leg? 00:39:22.230 --> 00:39:23.980 You just need practice. 00:39:24.110 --> 00:39:26.610 Believe in yourself, and you'll get it back fast. 00:39:26.730 --> 00:39:28.490 l doubt it. 00:39:28.610 --> 00:39:31.320 Why are you washing dishes? 00:39:31.450 --> 00:39:33.410 l thought you were a waiter. 00:39:33.530 --> 00:39:36.700 Why? There are so many whys. 00:39:36.830 --> 00:39:37.950 l don't know. 00:39:38.080 --> 00:39:40.250 Why isn't my dad the rich? 00:39:41.330 --> 00:39:44.540 Why am l going bald even though l'm so handsome? 00:39:44.670 --> 00:39:47.130 Why aren't you going bald since you're so ugly? 00:39:47.250 --> 00:39:51.670 Everyone else enjoyed their youth, but l had to study Shaolin? 00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:55.350 Just to become a dishwasher? To clean up after people? 00:39:56.850 --> 00:39:58.560 Calm down, Second Brother. 00:39:58.680 --> 00:40:00.890 You should try to enjoy life. 00:40:01.020 --> 00:40:05.520 Enjoy life? Stay here, and l'll enjoy killing you ! 00:40:07.020 --> 00:40:08.690 Enjoy life? 00:40:10.150 --> 00:40:13.450 You call that toilet clean? lt smells awful. 00:40:13.570 --> 00:40:17.330 lf it ever smells this bad again, you'll clean it with your tongue. 00:40:56.950 --> 00:41:01.080 Your apartment looks great! lt's well furnished. 00:41:01.200 --> 00:41:03.580 l can't believe you work as a janitor. . . 00:41:03.710 --> 00:41:07.880 but live in the penthouse on the 59th floor. 00:41:08.000 --> 00:41:10.040 You've got good taste. 00:41:10.710 --> 00:41:16.050 This kind of apartment is so popular, l can't even get one. 00:41:16.720 --> 00:41:21.560 The ventilation is okay. lt's just a bit noisy. 00:41:21.680 --> 00:41:24.520 Can l move in with you? 00:41:38.120 --> 00:41:42.410 Forget it. Your brothers aren't coming. 00:41:42.540 --> 00:41:45.000 We can find other players. 00:41:45.120 --> 00:41:47.750 lt's my fault. l'm not persuasive enough. 00:41:48.750 --> 00:41:54.210 Not true. You persuaded me, didn't you? 00:42:56.650 --> 00:42:58.860 We don't have much time. . . 00:42:58.990 --> 00:43:01.030 and you guys have a lot to learn. 00:43:01.160 --> 00:43:04.530 So listen up and work as a team. 00:43:04.660 --> 00:43:06.870 All right! Let's go! 00:43:14.090 --> 00:43:18.800 Sell all my shares. Yes, all five of them ! 00:43:18.920 --> 00:43:20.880 Don't laugh. 00:43:21.010 --> 00:43:22.930 Hold on, l have another call. 00:43:23.050 --> 00:43:25.220 lt's coming down ! 00:43:32.020 --> 00:43:34.310 You finally decided to come back down, huh? 00:43:34.440 --> 00:43:36.270 We waited over an hour for you. 00:43:39.110 --> 00:43:41.570 - What are you doing? - Playing soccer! 00:43:41.700 --> 00:43:43.530 The ball is over there! 00:43:50.250 --> 00:43:52.080 You ! Come here! 00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:55.250 Let me see you kick the ball. 00:43:55.380 --> 00:43:58.250 - The ball is over there. - Yes. lt's over there. 00:43:58.380 --> 00:44:01.550 How can you kick it if you can't even find it? 00:44:03.090 --> 00:44:06.890 Now, there are four basic soccer drills: pass, dribble, hold and shoot. 00:44:07.010 --> 00:44:08.890 - Coach ! - Shut up! 00:44:09.020 --> 00:44:11.180 Let's get started. 00:44:12.230 --> 00:44:13.900 Here. 00:44:16.570 --> 00:44:17.860 Hold it. 00:44:17.980 --> 00:44:21.030 Watch it. Concentrate. 00:44:24.870 --> 00:44:27.530 Don't lose it. You can do better than that. 00:44:27.660 --> 00:44:30.080 Have you never seen a ball before? 00:44:30.950 --> 00:44:33.080 You play like an old woman. 00:44:34.120 --> 00:44:36.670 Fung, why can't l practice with them? 00:44:36.790 --> 00:44:40.760 Your leg is strong, but you have no control. 00:44:40.880 --> 00:44:43.630 What if you kick the ball up and hit a plane? 00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:46.510 - Ever thought of that? - No. 00:44:46.640 --> 00:44:48.600 Small Brother. l borrowed your eggs. 00:44:48.720 --> 00:44:49.810 What? 00:44:50.470 --> 00:44:53.730 lf you can kick an egg without breaking it, you can play with us. 00:44:53.850 --> 00:44:55.400 No problem. 00:44:56.690 --> 00:44:59.110 See. lt's not easy. 00:45:08.080 --> 00:45:10.580 Small Brother, stop it. 00:45:16.170 --> 00:45:18.670 Oh, my God ! My egg. 00:45:18.790 --> 00:45:20.500 l'll get you another one. 00:45:20.630 --> 00:45:23.880 l'll get you ! How could you do that! 00:45:24.010 --> 00:45:26.470 Concentrate. 00:45:30.010 --> 00:45:32.470 My egg ! 00:45:48.240 --> 00:45:49.910 Yes! Yes! 00:45:54.040 --> 00:45:55.540 Go! 00:46:41.750 --> 00:46:43.750 Yes. Go! 00:47:03.440 --> 00:47:07.360 What are you doing? How could you miss that one? 00:47:07.490 --> 00:47:10.360 Get it! Come on ! 00:47:51.950 --> 00:47:56.450 - He's great. - He could win a game by himself. 00:47:57.620 --> 00:48:01.620 No. lt takes teamwork to win. 00:48:11.340 --> 00:48:15.510 The game is 30 minutes, with no breaks. 00:48:15.640 --> 00:48:18.140 We'll follow the standard rules. l'll referee. 00:48:18.270 --> 00:48:20.180 - Anyone object? - Of course not. 00:48:20.310 --> 00:48:24.690 We're honored to have Golden Leg referee. 00:48:24.810 --> 00:48:27.320 All of us are big fans. 00:48:27.980 --> 00:48:29.730 - This is Fung ! - Fung ! 00:48:29.860 --> 00:48:31.490 Okay. 00:48:31.610 --> 00:48:36.700 Sing has already had one run-in with your gang. 00:48:36.830 --> 00:48:41.540 Let's be civilized, and just play a clean game. 00:48:41.660 --> 00:48:44.330 Their tidy uniform and friendly faces. . . 00:48:44.460 --> 00:48:48.670 - indicate that they are sincere. - Thank you. 00:48:52.220 --> 00:48:55.180 Relax. l'm a mechanic. 00:48:55.300 --> 00:48:58.050 l carry this with me so l won't lose it. 00:48:58.180 --> 00:49:00.640 - l'm always on call. - Yes, of course. 00:49:03.520 --> 00:49:06.940 As l said, l'm a mechanic. . . 00:49:07.060 --> 00:49:09.320 and that's why l carry a hammer. 00:49:09.440 --> 00:49:13.110 l'm familiar with your team's unusual reputation. 00:49:13.240 --> 00:49:14.530 Don't worry. 00:49:14.660 --> 00:49:19.240 Oh, good. l'm glad we understand each other. 00:49:19.370 --> 00:49:23.040 You better watch out. Shake hands. 00:49:50.730 --> 00:49:51.940 l'm open ! 00:51:49.560 --> 00:51:51.310 Third Brother! 00:52:18.340 --> 00:52:22.420 We're under attack. Send reinforcements. 00:52:22.550 --> 00:52:24.390 We need reinforcements! 00:52:36.400 --> 00:52:37.730 Stand up. 00:52:39.730 --> 00:52:42.190 Get up! Stand up now! 00:52:43.450 --> 00:52:44.860 l said now! 00:52:46.240 --> 00:52:49.740 - What are you doing? - They're killing us. 00:52:49.870 --> 00:52:51.870 What did you expect? 00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:55.710 You're going to let them get away with this? 00:52:55.830 --> 00:52:57.840 You're ejected ! 00:52:58.880 --> 00:53:00.710 Are you nuts? 00:53:03.760 --> 00:53:05.180 This is a test. 00:53:05.300 --> 00:53:08.680 lf you guys can't pass it, you shouldn't even bother playing ! 00:53:08.810 --> 00:53:12.270 We just want to play soccer, not fight a war. 00:53:12.390 --> 00:53:15.440 Soccer is war. You must learn that. 00:53:24.110 --> 00:53:29.580 l surrender! 00:53:40.960 --> 00:53:42.670 l surrender. 00:53:43.760 --> 00:53:46.680 You can't surrender. We're still at war. 00:53:46.800 --> 00:53:48.680 We're not letting you go home. 00:53:51.680 --> 00:53:53.640 l can't take it anymore. 00:53:53.770 --> 00:53:57.770 We're not good enough to play with you. 00:53:59.150 --> 00:54:01.320 Let me go to a doctor. 00:54:07.490 --> 00:54:09.490 Put this on your head. 00:54:10.700 --> 00:54:12.790 Look at you, you look like a stray dog. 00:54:13.910 --> 00:54:17.370 Where's your dignity? l don't ever want to see you again. 00:54:17.500 --> 00:54:19.960 Put it on your head then you can go see a doctor. 00:54:31.180 --> 00:54:35.060 Yes, l'm a dog. l have no dignity. 00:54:36.060 --> 00:54:37.520 Give it to me. 00:55:11.430 --> 00:55:13.720 Now it's our turn. 00:55:14.720 --> 00:55:16.350 What? 00:55:16.470 --> 00:55:19.520 Their powers are back. l can feel it. 00:57:32.610 --> 00:57:34.360 - Get your shoes ready! - All right! 00:57:34.490 --> 00:57:35.490 The final attack! 00:58:07.270 --> 00:58:09.940 l can't believe l missed. 00:58:10.900 --> 00:58:12.400 Help! 00:58:13.230 --> 00:58:16.570 Thank you for helping us get our kung fu back. 00:58:18.070 --> 00:58:20.410 l'm honored to have you back. 00:58:20.530 --> 00:58:22.200 lt's our honor. 00:58:25.540 --> 00:58:26.830 Just a second. 00:58:26.960 --> 00:58:29.370 l'm the one who is honored. 00:58:30.420 --> 00:58:33.630 You're going to make me rich ! Thank you ! 00:58:35.800 --> 00:58:36.920 We're sorry. 00:58:37.050 --> 00:58:39.510 Can we join your team? Please give us a chance! 00:58:39.640 --> 00:58:40.970 Please! 00:59:56.750 --> 00:59:58.760 Not a bad kick. 00:59:58.880 --> 01:00:01.930 A bit more work and Team Evil will be unbeatable. 01:00:08.350 --> 01:00:09.680 Who is this? 01:00:10.690 --> 01:00:12.310 The cripple? 01:00:12.440 --> 01:00:14.400 - What's wrong? - l'm sorry! 01:00:14.520 --> 01:00:18.530 lf it's an open tournament, why won't you let me sign up? 01:00:19.190 --> 01:00:21.490 Golden Leg ! What are you doing? 01:00:21.610 --> 01:00:22.950 - Hung ! - He- 01:00:23.070 --> 01:00:23.700 lt's okay. 01:00:23.820 --> 01:00:26.240 Hung, my team wants to sign up. 01:00:26.370 --> 01:00:28.990 Anyone can sign up for an open tournament. 01:00:29.120 --> 01:00:30.580 That's not how it works. 01:00:30.710 --> 01:00:32.290 l'm the chairman. 01:00:32.420 --> 01:00:34.500 l decide who signs up. 01:00:34.630 --> 01:00:36.590 - You get me? - Yes. 01:00:36.710 --> 01:00:38.460 What's the name of your team? 01:00:38.590 --> 01:00:40.630 Come here. 01:00:40.760 --> 01:00:42.380 This is Hung. 01:00:42.510 --> 01:00:44.180 Hung ! 01:00:59.190 --> 01:01:00.860 This is quite a team. 01:01:00.990 --> 01:01:02.780 l've gotta see them play. 01:01:02.900 --> 01:01:04.610 What's the name again? 01:01:04.740 --> 01:01:05.990 This is Shaolin- 01:01:06.120 --> 01:01:07.910 Okay. 01:01:08.030 --> 01:01:10.200 Go ahead and sign them up. 01:01:10.330 --> 01:01:12.790 l'll even pay your application fee. 01:01:12.910 --> 01:01:14.790 - Thank you ! - Don't mention it. 01:01:14.920 --> 01:01:18.090 Cripple, you are my brother. 01:01:19.960 --> 01:01:21.960 My shoe is dirty again. 01:01:23.130 --> 01:01:25.090 White shoes get dirty a lot. 01:01:25.220 --> 01:01:26.260 So- 01:01:26.930 --> 01:01:28.390 l'll clean it for you ! 01:01:28.510 --> 01:01:30.760 l'm good at cleaning. Let me try. 01:01:31.520 --> 01:01:33.230 lt's my duty. 01:01:33.350 --> 01:01:35.020 Let me try! 01:01:59.380 --> 01:02:00.380 Hi. 01:02:05.090 --> 01:02:07.800 What's going on? 01:02:13.220 --> 01:02:15.180 Where are we going? 01:02:15.310 --> 01:02:17.350 Why are you so quiet? 01:02:18.150 --> 01:02:20.360 l need to go home. 01:02:26.900 --> 01:02:30.660 - You're late. - l won't be long. 01:03:02.730 --> 01:03:04.020 Try it on. 01:03:04.150 --> 01:03:06.570 No, l just want to see the quality of it. 01:03:06.690 --> 01:03:07.990 Touch it. 01:03:08.110 --> 01:03:09.610 l'll get it dirty. 01:03:09.740 --> 01:03:11.360 - Don't worry. Go ahead ! - No! 01:03:11.490 --> 01:03:13.910 - Touch it! - No. 01:03:16.870 --> 01:03:19.620 - Like it? - So smooth. 01:03:19.750 --> 01:03:23.420 - Want one? - l touched it. That's enough. 01:03:24.840 --> 01:03:27.800 Tomorrow, l'm going to play in a professional soccer game. 01:03:27.920 --> 01:03:29.300 Really? 01:03:29.430 --> 01:03:31.930 l'll be famous. 01:03:32.800 --> 01:03:35.680 But if you hadn't fixed my shoes. . . 01:03:35.810 --> 01:03:37.890 none of this would've happened. 01:03:38.980 --> 01:03:40.940 You're very important to me. 01:03:42.770 --> 01:03:44.520 l'll get you anything you want. 01:03:44.650 --> 01:03:46.730 l'll have money soon. 01:03:50.280 --> 01:03:53.910 lf you become rich and famous, please buy me sneakers. 01:03:54.580 --> 01:03:57.040 You deserve more! 01:03:57.160 --> 01:03:59.960 You should have more confidence in yourself. 01:04:00.080 --> 01:04:03.330 You're such a beautiful girl, and you're a kung fu master. 01:04:03.460 --> 01:04:05.090 You've got it all. 01:04:05.210 --> 01:04:08.340 You shouldn't let your hair cover your face. 01:04:09.170 --> 01:04:10.800 Come on ! 01:04:10.930 --> 01:04:12.880 - Come on. Look at me! - No. 01:04:13.010 --> 01:04:14.930 Look at me! 01:04:16.470 --> 01:04:18.930 You're beautiful ! 01:04:20.020 --> 01:04:21.430 Really? 01:04:21.560 --> 01:04:23.270 Sure. 01:04:28.860 --> 01:04:31.400 - ls that a fly? - Yes, but l missed it. 01:04:32.360 --> 01:04:34.450 - Did you get it? - l did. 01:04:34.570 --> 01:04:36.410 Sorry. l made your hand dirty. 01:04:36.530 --> 01:04:37.910 lt's okay. 01:04:38.040 --> 01:04:40.120 You're such a beautiful girl. 01:04:42.460 --> 01:04:44.170 Do you know that? 01:04:44.290 --> 01:04:45.380 l guess. 01:04:45.500 --> 01:04:48.800 Thank you ! Thanks so much ! You sure you know? 01:04:51.380 --> 01:04:52.670 Where were you? 01:04:52.800 --> 01:04:55.890 l let you bring a girl here because you promised to clean the floor. 01:04:56.010 --> 01:04:58.470 l will get punished if you don't clean it. 01:04:58.600 --> 01:05:01.100 Go home. l'll call you later. 01:05:07.440 --> 01:05:11.190 Remember: be confident. You're the best. 01:05:16.320 --> 01:05:18.580 - l like your shirt. - l like your socks. 01:05:18.700 --> 01:05:19.990 - Let's trade. - Good. 01:05:20.120 --> 01:05:23.790 Guys, don't be nervous. Just try to have fun. 01:05:23.920 --> 01:05:26.040 There'll be tons of reporters and a big crowd. 01:05:26.170 --> 01:05:28.670 Try to smile for the photographers. 01:05:28.790 --> 01:05:31.920 Be sure to thank the fans. 01:05:32.050 --> 01:05:33.880 Thank you ! 01:05:37.890 --> 01:05:40.850 Thanks for your support! Thank you ! 01:05:40.970 --> 01:05:43.560 - They're just janitors. - They're still our audience. 01:05:43.680 --> 01:05:45.230 Thank you ! 01:05:45.350 --> 01:05:47.190 Shut up! 01:05:48.440 --> 01:05:50.900 Where is everyone. You said- 01:05:51.030 --> 01:05:52.440 lt's just the first round. 01:05:52.570 --> 01:05:55.200 We have to make it to the finals. 01:05:55.320 --> 01:05:58.740 - Great! Let's get to the finals! - Shut up! 01:06:06.580 --> 01:06:08.710 Team Shaolin? 01:06:12.760 --> 01:06:14.260 Look at this guy. 01:06:18.140 --> 01:06:19.890 Look at that guy. 01:06:23.520 --> 01:06:25.100 What's wrong? 01:06:25.230 --> 01:06:26.890 No smoking? 01:06:41.200 --> 01:06:42.740 What happened? 01:06:44.120 --> 01:06:46.750 lt's impossible. Just a trick. 01:06:55.130 --> 01:06:57.130 What's going on? 01:06:59.180 --> 01:07:01.470 Okay, it's a trick. 01:07:01.600 --> 01:07:03.680 Let's show them what we can do. 01:07:03.810 --> 01:07:04.810 All right! 01:07:08.020 --> 01:07:09.640 Oh, come on ! 01:07:17.320 --> 01:07:21.320 Please play fair. Give us a chance. 01:07:25.120 --> 01:07:26.950 Hung, it's for you. 01:07:30.790 --> 01:07:34.170 Your tricks don't scare me! 01:08:08.870 --> 01:08:11.710 What? Forty to zip? 01:08:21.510 --> 01:08:23.010 Yeah ! 01:08:39.860 --> 01:08:42.200 lron Head scores! 01:09:17.310 --> 01:09:19.360 We bring the power of Shaolin to soccer. 01:09:19.480 --> 01:09:22.280 Kung fu is great. lt's wonderful ! 01:09:22.950 --> 01:09:27.160 l want to say hi to my parents and my Shaolin master, but they're all dead. 01:09:27.280 --> 01:09:29.030 l also want to say hi to my friend, Mui. 01:09:29.160 --> 01:09:30.950 Mui, how are you? 01:09:31.080 --> 01:09:33.330 l'll see you soon. 01:09:44.180 --> 01:09:46.130 Hi. Can l help you? 01:09:46.260 --> 01:09:48.340 - l want- - l understand. 01:09:48.470 --> 01:09:50.470 l'll take care of you. 01:09:59.270 --> 01:10:00.900 Show us something. 01:10:01.030 --> 01:10:02.860 Sure. Small Brother! 01:10:05.280 --> 01:10:06.610 Great! 01:10:07.280 --> 01:10:09.030 Can you show us more? 01:10:09.160 --> 01:10:10.490 Sure! 01:10:27.220 --> 01:10:29.050 Take it easy. 01:10:32.810 --> 01:10:38.560 My brothers, today we say good-bye to our old lives and old shoes. 01:10:43.280 --> 01:10:45.780 - Hey, don't throw those around. - Sorry. 01:10:53.870 --> 01:10:54.870 Mui? 01:10:55.540 --> 01:10:56.870 What's up? 01:10:58.120 --> 01:11:00.080 You look great tonight. 01:11:02.540 --> 01:11:03.500 Just a little. 01:11:03.630 --> 01:11:06.380 lt's a big difference. You're so heavily made up. 01:11:07.760 --> 01:11:09.050 So you think l look nice? 01:11:09.180 --> 01:11:12.600 l have big news for you. We won the soccer match. 01:11:12.720 --> 01:11:16.100 l know. l saw you guys on TV. 01:11:16.230 --> 01:11:17.230 Congratulations. 01:11:18.270 --> 01:11:20.270 This is for you. 01:11:27.190 --> 01:11:28.110 Thank you. 01:11:28.240 --> 01:11:30.200 Let me introduce you to my friends. 01:11:31.240 --> 01:11:32.530 Nice outfit. 01:11:32.660 --> 01:11:35.410 Hey, let me introduce you guys to a new friend. 01:11:35.540 --> 01:11:37.000 ls she a ghost? 01:11:37.120 --> 01:11:39.500 This is my friend. 01:11:39.620 --> 01:11:41.500 - Girlfriend? - No. 01:11:41.630 --> 01:11:44.500 This is Mui, the Tai Chi Master l told you guys about. 01:11:44.630 --> 01:11:47.210 - Oh, nice to meet you. - Your girlfriend is quite unique. 01:11:47.340 --> 01:11:49.760 - Yes. - That's great. 01:11:50.590 --> 01:11:53.090 l've never seen shoulder pads so big. 01:11:53.220 --> 01:11:55.930 l've decided to start a new trend. 01:11:56.060 --> 01:11:57.970 See? lt's fashionable. 01:11:59.270 --> 01:12:02.230 Don't walk around at night. 01:12:02.350 --> 01:12:03.980 lt's quite scary. 01:12:04.110 --> 01:12:08.190 lt's okay. People will get used to it soon. 01:12:08.320 --> 01:12:11.320 lt will work pretty well in football. 01:12:11.450 --> 01:12:13.410 You want to borrow them? 01:12:14.330 --> 01:12:16.580 Stop it. lt's not proper to talk to a lady like this. 01:12:16.700 --> 01:12:19.160 lt's okay, l can take it. 01:12:19.290 --> 01:12:22.620 Although she's a girl, she has a great sense of humor. 01:12:24.290 --> 01:12:26.790 Mui, show us a sexy pose. 01:12:32.840 --> 01:12:34.930 Give us a kiss. 01:12:43.440 --> 01:12:44.940 - What's wrong? - Don't touch me. 01:12:49.110 --> 01:12:50.440 Are you mad? 01:12:52.110 --> 01:12:55.820 - No, l'm not mad. - Then- 01:13:02.580 --> 01:13:04.080 l'm sorry. 01:13:05.330 --> 01:13:06.920 We were just joking. 01:13:07.040 --> 01:13:09.380 l know you were just joking. 01:13:10.630 --> 01:13:12.550 l'm sorry, l didn't mind at all- 01:13:12.670 --> 01:13:14.180 Don't be like this. 01:13:14.300 --> 01:13:16.390 Then why are you like this? 01:13:25.940 --> 01:13:27.730 Take your hand off me- 01:13:27.860 --> 01:13:29.190 Boss! 01:13:29.320 --> 01:13:31.070 What the hell are you doing? 01:13:31.190 --> 01:13:32.860 l was just out playing mah-jongg. 01:13:32.990 --> 01:13:36.740 Look at what you did to yourself? You look like a ghost. 01:13:36.870 --> 01:13:39.030 Have you no shame? You are such a disgrace. 01:13:39.160 --> 01:13:40.370 Hey, enough ! 01:13:41.870 --> 01:13:44.750 Mui has the right to dress how she wants. 01:13:44.870 --> 01:13:47.170 Can't you respect that? 01:13:47.290 --> 01:13:49.920 - l think she looks very nice today. - Yes. 01:13:50.050 --> 01:13:52.210 - She looks great. - Don't be mean to her. 01:13:54.510 --> 01:13:57.590 l'll yell at her if l want to. Who the hell are you guys? 01:13:58.550 --> 01:13:59.890 They are my friends. 01:14:03.600 --> 01:14:05.940 l agree with them completely. 01:14:08.900 --> 01:14:10.900 l think l look beautiful now. 01:14:12.190 --> 01:14:14.320 And l like the way l am. 01:14:16.360 --> 01:14:18.240 lf you don't like it. . . 01:14:18.950 --> 01:14:20.740 you can simply go away. 01:14:22.450 --> 01:14:24.750 Who do you think you're talking to? 01:14:26.040 --> 01:14:27.870 l'm talking to you. 01:14:28.920 --> 01:14:31.040 You are a mean and coldhearted boss. 01:14:31.170 --> 01:14:32.750 You're asking for it! 01:14:34.380 --> 01:14:37.260 How dare you hit me? 01:14:45.890 --> 01:14:49.100 l can't believe this. Who do you think you are? 01:14:51.820 --> 01:14:55.190 l am who l am. l am Mui. 01:14:55.320 --> 01:14:58.280 l'm gonna tell your mother about this. 01:15:03.870 --> 01:15:05.410 Mui, well done! 01:15:05.540 --> 01:15:08.410 We were just joking earlier. Please forgive us. 01:15:08.540 --> 01:15:12.500 We weren't laughing at you, your sexy pose really was sexy. 01:15:16.470 --> 01:15:17.630 Really? 01:15:26.310 --> 01:15:27.850 Do you. . . 01:15:27.980 --> 01:15:30.230 like the way l look? 01:15:30.350 --> 01:15:31.440 Well- 01:15:31.560 --> 01:15:34.940 You certainly have more confidence. 01:15:41.990 --> 01:15:43.910 l want to tell you something. 01:15:44.030 --> 01:15:45.700 What? 01:15:46.870 --> 01:15:48.250 l like you. 01:15:48.370 --> 01:15:50.290 l like you too. 01:15:53.250 --> 01:15:55.670 ls this love? 01:15:59.260 --> 01:16:01.050 You- 01:16:01.180 --> 01:16:02.680 You're joking. 01:16:03.600 --> 01:16:07.310 No. l'm serious. 01:16:08.310 --> 01:16:10.350 Absolutely not. This is not love. 01:16:14.820 --> 01:16:17.190 We're friends forever. 01:16:18.610 --> 01:16:20.740 Don't you think we should be friends? 01:16:20.860 --> 01:16:22.660 lt's fine. 01:16:29.870 --> 01:16:34.540 So you'll still come see me? 01:16:35.630 --> 01:16:38.210 l can still fix your shoes. 01:16:38.340 --> 01:16:42.050 No, thanks. l can buy new ones. 01:16:42.720 --> 01:16:45.430 Things have changed. 01:16:45.550 --> 01:16:48.180 l have to think about the future. 01:16:56.900 --> 01:16:58.770 Don't be like this. 01:16:59.820 --> 01:17:01.900 You're crying. 01:17:03.570 --> 01:17:05.410 Don't be that way. 01:17:17.500 --> 01:17:19.300 l understand. 01:17:20.710 --> 01:17:22.050 Sorry. 01:17:25.640 --> 01:17:28.890 - Congratulations! - Sit with us. 01:17:29.010 --> 01:17:30.470 Cheers! 01:17:38.440 --> 01:17:40.520 lf we win this, we'll go to the finals. 01:17:40.650 --> 01:17:41.730 To the finals! 01:17:41.860 --> 01:17:44.280 - But don't underestimate our opponent. - Underestimate our opponent! 01:17:48.240 --> 01:17:51.160 You don't have a chance. 01:17:51.290 --> 01:17:53.290 We haven't lost all year. 01:18:02.710 --> 01:18:04.260 How'd they do that? 01:18:04.380 --> 01:18:06.090 lt must be special effects. 01:18:06.090 --> 01:19:25.710 Like Us fb.me/SharePirate 01:19:25.710 --> 01:19:28.170 - Good morning, Hung. - Good morning. 01:19:28.300 --> 01:19:29.760 Come here. 01:19:29.890 --> 01:19:32.180 You're a lucky guy. 01:19:32.300 --> 01:19:34.260 You're lucky to coach such a great team. 01:19:34.390 --> 01:19:35.310 Thank you. 01:19:35.430 --> 01:19:38.890 lron Head and lron Shirt is practiced as performance art on the street. 01:19:39.020 --> 01:19:41.060 lt's amusing to see your team use kung fu to play soccer. . . 01:19:41.190 --> 01:19:42.900 and make it to the finals. 01:19:43.020 --> 01:19:44.940 You did a good job. 01:19:45.070 --> 01:19:46.980 Don't waste our time. 01:19:48.610 --> 01:19:51.240 lf you forfeit the game you can join my Evil Team. 01:19:53.070 --> 01:19:56.120 lt's not a bad check this time. 01:19:56.240 --> 01:19:58.910 You can get the money before you sign the deal. 01:19:59.750 --> 01:20:01.370 That's a lot of money. 01:20:01.500 --> 01:20:03.460 Enough to retire. 01:20:03.590 --> 01:20:06.550 Of course. We're like brothers. 01:20:06.670 --> 01:20:09.800 Thank you. But l don't think l can accept it. 01:20:10.880 --> 01:20:13.720 What? Do you think l'm trying to trick you? 01:20:13.850 --> 01:20:16.640 l think you've put a great team together. 01:20:16.770 --> 01:20:18.680 l'd like you to come work for me. 01:20:18.810 --> 01:20:20.600 Don't get upset. 01:20:20.730 --> 01:20:23.400 Think about your future. Forget about our past, okay? 01:20:24.310 --> 01:20:27.320 Hung, l'm not mad at you anymore. 01:20:27.980 --> 01:20:32.110 l know it was all my faults. l can't blame anyone else. 01:20:33.870 --> 01:20:35.490 You're lying. 01:20:35.620 --> 01:20:38.450 l know you too well. You're too greedy to pass this up. 01:20:41.250 --> 01:20:42.830 You're right. 01:20:43.580 --> 01:20:46.500 l am greedy. My team is greedy too. 01:20:46.630 --> 01:20:49.130 But we don't care about the money. 01:20:49.260 --> 01:20:51.170 We care about the championship. 01:20:52.550 --> 01:20:53.800 See you on the soccer field. 01:21:28.840 --> 01:21:30.500 Pull over. 01:21:36.180 --> 01:21:38.510 - Mui ! - She's dead ! 01:21:39.180 --> 01:21:40.850 How? 01:21:41.520 --> 01:21:43.890 - l killed her! - lmpossible! 01:21:44.020 --> 01:21:47.650 Mui is a kung fu master. You could never hurt her. 01:21:47.770 --> 01:21:49.820 What do you want? 01:21:49.940 --> 01:21:52.110 Revenge! 01:21:52.780 --> 01:21:54.990 Come on. lt was only a joke. 01:21:55.110 --> 01:21:57.700 She's still alive. She just doesn't work here anymore. 01:21:58.780 --> 01:22:00.580 Why not? 01:22:00.700 --> 01:22:03.450 Well, we're famous for our sweet steamed buns. . . 01:22:03.580 --> 01:22:06.540 and Mui made the sweetest ones of all. 01:22:06.670 --> 01:22:10.590 But now they're salty and bitter. She was ruining my business. 01:22:10.710 --> 01:22:12.000 There was salt in them? 01:22:12.130 --> 01:22:13.760 Yes. 01:22:13.880 --> 01:22:16.180 Now is there anything else l can do for you, sir? 01:22:20.010 --> 01:22:22.010 No thanks. 01:23:26.540 --> 01:23:27.830 Hey! 01:23:28.420 --> 01:23:30.290 We've got a game to play! 01:25:08.520 --> 01:25:12.100 Will Team Evil score a lot of goals today? 01:25:12.230 --> 01:25:14.770 Scoring goals is not the only way to win. 01:25:15.980 --> 01:25:18.070 But make no mistake, we will win. 01:27:56.140 --> 01:27:57.430 No way! 01:28:01.980 --> 01:28:04.560 Those American drugs work better than l expected. 01:28:26.250 --> 01:28:28.340 Actually, the referee, linesman. . . 01:28:28.460 --> 01:28:32.260 soccer association, soccer federation and soccer committee. . . 01:28:32.390 --> 01:28:35.800 all stand on my side. How can they possibly beat me? 01:29:08.840 --> 01:29:12.010 No problem ! 01:29:14.050 --> 01:29:15.640 - You rule! - Good job! 01:29:16.300 --> 01:29:17.350 You the man ! 01:30:16.700 --> 01:30:20.530 Throw-in? Are you crazy? 01:30:20.660 --> 01:30:23.580 How can you call that a throw-in? 01:30:23.700 --> 01:30:26.210 Hung, are you here to fight or play soccer? 01:30:26.960 --> 01:30:29.380 l should break their legs like l broke yours! 01:30:29.500 --> 01:30:32.170 Then you'd have a whole team of cripples! 01:30:32.300 --> 01:30:35.880 Cripples! Cripples! At least you'd have company. 01:30:38.800 --> 01:30:41.010 l'm sorry. l should take a break. 01:30:41.140 --> 01:30:43.810 lt's okay. Your body may leave the field. . . 01:30:43.930 --> 01:30:46.440 but your spirit will stay behind. 01:31:03.700 --> 01:31:05.910 Get ready! lt's my turn. 01:31:24.850 --> 01:31:26.220 Small Brother! 01:32:02.930 --> 01:32:05.810 Wake up! The clock already ran out. 01:32:12.810 --> 01:32:15.360 lt's only halftime. Their team is already badly injured. 01:32:15.480 --> 01:32:17.440 They won't be able to play the second half. Go home! 01:32:17.570 --> 01:32:19.530 You won't be able to finish the game. 01:32:19.650 --> 01:32:21.070 Boring. 01:32:21.200 --> 01:32:23.490 l'll dance to provide some entertainment. 01:32:23.620 --> 01:32:26.620 No, you're not going to dance. l am ! 01:32:31.750 --> 01:32:33.170 l've had enough. 01:32:49.560 --> 01:32:51.180 Break it up! 01:32:53.230 --> 01:32:55.230 You want me to eject someone? 01:32:56.190 --> 01:32:58.110 Who did that? 01:32:58.230 --> 01:32:59.780 Did anyone see? 01:33:01.030 --> 01:33:02.900 l'd like to see you do that to my face! 01:33:03.780 --> 01:33:05.070 Gently. 01:33:05.200 --> 01:33:07.910 What kind of kung fu was that? 01:33:08.040 --> 01:33:11.450 l can't take much more! 01:33:12.580 --> 01:33:15.540 l knew they would play dirty. 01:33:15.670 --> 01:33:17.590 l just didn't think they would play this dirty. 01:33:17.710 --> 01:33:19.460 They've never been this good. 01:33:19.590 --> 01:33:21.760 They must be cheating. 01:33:21.880 --> 01:33:23.430 Call the police. 01:33:23.550 --> 01:33:26.090 We just have to play harder. 01:33:26.220 --> 01:33:27.640 We can still win this! 01:33:27.760 --> 01:33:29.720 l forgot. l left the oven on ! 01:33:29.850 --> 01:33:32.770 My wife needs me. She's about to have a baby. 01:33:32.890 --> 01:33:36.190 Can't she wait until the game's over? 01:33:36.310 --> 01:33:38.150 But they're killing us! 01:33:38.270 --> 01:33:40.070 Please. l'm begging you. 01:33:40.190 --> 01:33:43.700 - l'm begging you too. - Wait. Wait! 01:33:45.410 --> 01:33:48.410 Calm down. 01:33:48.530 --> 01:33:49.990 Calm down ! 01:33:51.540 --> 01:33:54.370 He's right! 01:33:54.960 --> 01:33:58.170 We must pull together. 01:33:58.840 --> 01:34:00.630 We only have eight players left. 01:34:00.760 --> 01:34:04.670 lf one more is injured, we have to forfeit. 01:34:04.800 --> 01:34:07.760 We'll have to show these guys that we can block their killer kicks! 01:34:07.890 --> 01:34:10.640 That's easy for you to say. You try blocking one of them. 01:34:10.770 --> 01:34:12.770 What are you talking about? 01:34:13.680 --> 01:34:15.140 Calm down. 01:34:15.270 --> 01:34:18.060 Calm down ! 01:34:18.190 --> 01:34:19.940 Shut up. 01:34:26.280 --> 01:34:28.320 l wonder if l can block them. 01:34:44.760 --> 01:34:46.340 Shaolin Barricade Shield ! 01:34:49.640 --> 01:34:50.850 Barricade? 01:34:53.930 --> 01:34:56.310 They can't even block one kick! 01:34:58.310 --> 01:34:59.940 - Are you okay? - l'm fine. 01:35:39.650 --> 01:35:41.650 Chun, it's Tin. 01:35:43.440 --> 01:35:48.030 l've kept this secret for 20 years. 01:35:48.150 --> 01:35:50.990 l love you. 01:36:37.040 --> 01:36:38.790 Are we playing too dirty? 01:36:38.910 --> 01:36:41.830 - l don't think so. - Really? 01:36:41.960 --> 01:36:43.750 Play even dirtier! 01:37:16.080 --> 01:37:18.280 Brothers! Go! 01:37:19.450 --> 01:37:20.330 What? 01:37:24.040 --> 01:37:26.080 Look out! 01:37:52.360 --> 01:37:53.650 Get it! 01:37:56.740 --> 01:37:57.990 l don't believe it. 01:38:23.730 --> 01:38:25.980 Get up! lf you're injured, you forfeit! 01:38:27.060 --> 01:38:29.560 You're right. l'm fine. 01:38:34.570 --> 01:38:37.160 The game's almost over! Use the special attack! 01:38:37.280 --> 01:38:39.030 Special attack? 01:39:11.230 --> 01:39:15.780 That's it. They're out of players. We won ! 01:39:22.030 --> 01:39:25.450 Team Shaolin, l only see seven players. 01:39:25.580 --> 01:39:29.290 lf you don't have a substitute you'll forfeit the game. 01:39:29.420 --> 01:39:31.420 Those are the rules. 01:39:36.920 --> 01:39:38.930 Any substitutes? 01:39:40.260 --> 01:39:42.640 Congratulations! 01:39:45.270 --> 01:39:47.060 l'm here. 01:39:47.180 --> 01:39:49.390 l'm their substitute. 01:39:49.520 --> 01:39:51.520 l'm a goalie. 01:39:57.570 --> 01:39:59.450 Why do you look like E.T.? 01:40:00.450 --> 01:40:03.120 You said l should get rid of the hair in my eyes. 01:40:03.240 --> 01:40:04.410 What are you doing here? 01:40:04.540 --> 01:40:06.290 l want to help. 01:40:06.410 --> 01:40:08.160 How can you help? 01:40:08.290 --> 01:40:10.580 Phone home. You don't belong on Earth. 01:40:10.710 --> 01:40:12.960 l really want to help. Trust me. 01:40:13.090 --> 01:40:15.500 - Let me try. - No way! 01:40:15.630 --> 01:40:18.840 Look. You can't play in those. 01:40:20.970 --> 01:40:22.640 Put these on. 01:41:07.970 --> 01:41:09.810 The other side. 01:41:21.950 --> 01:41:23.110 Go! 01:41:23.240 --> 01:41:24.700 All right! 01:41:39.960 --> 01:41:41.380 Watch out! 01:43:49.680 --> 01:43:54.390 What happened? 01:43:54.510 --> 01:43:57.390 - Boss, watch out! - Don't touch me! 01:44:00.850 --> 01:44:06.030 Boss! 01:45:31.610 --> 01:45:36.120 Shaolin Team wins the championship. 01:45:38.330 --> 01:45:40.790 Evil Team's drug use leads to permanent suspension. 01:45:40.910 --> 01:45:43.250 Coach Hung sentenced to five years in jail. 01:46:58.870 --> 01:47:00.370 Wait. 01:47:00.490 --> 01:47:02.830 Stop the bus. 01:47:27.560 --> 01:47:30.730 Phone home. You don't belong on Earth. 01:47:31.610 --> 01:47:34.020 l'm talking about thousands of dollars. 01:47:34.150 --> 01:47:36.940 You're a bunch of losers- 01:47:37.070 --> 01:47:38.950 Don't laugh. 01:47:39.070 --> 01:47:41.200 The grand prize is a lot of money. 01:47:45.120 --> 01:47:46.830 l can't get it out. 01:47:46.960 --> 01:47:49.960 l'm a postgraduate student. 01:47:50.080 --> 01:47:52.000 Postgraduate student? 01:47:52.130 --> 01:47:53.210 Let's start over. 01:47:53.340 --> 01:47:56.590 l'm a postgraduate student. 01:47:58.220 --> 01:48:00.260 - What's wrong? - Don't touch me. 01:48:00.930 --> 01:48:01.970 Are you mad? 01:48:02.100 --> 01:48:04.600 No, l'm not mad. 01:48:10.770 --> 01:48:12.940 - What's wrong? - Don't touch me. 01:48:13.770 --> 01:48:14.940 Are you mad? 01:48:15.070 --> 01:48:17.070 - l'm not mad. - Then- 01:48:26.500 --> 01:48:28.830 l am begging you. 01:48:28.960 --> 01:48:31.620 Don't do this. 01:48:32.630 --> 01:48:34.880 You have to help me. 01:48:35.000 --> 01:48:37.000 Please, don't! 01:48:39.550 --> 01:48:41.470 It's great 01:48:41.590 --> 01:48:43.760 l don't know the lyrics. Sorry. 01:48:46.310 --> 01:48:47.970 Don't you dare! 01:48:54.110 --> 01:48:56.610 - They're just janitors. - They're still our- 01:48:58.900 --> 01:49:01.860 l heard you have amazing legs. 01:49:04.120 --> 01:49:04.950 Cut! 01:49:05.080 --> 01:49:09.870 This is a crescent wrench. lt's for screwing- 01:49:10.000 --> 01:49:11.870 - Are you sure? - You're so sick. 01:49:12.000 --> 01:49:14.670 My team is greedy too. 01:49:14.790 --> 01:49:17.380 But we don't care about this plane ticket- 01:49:17.500 --> 01:49:19.210 Plane ticket? Are you going somewhere? 01:49:43.320 --> 01:49:46.660 Chun, it's Tin. 01:49:47.410 --> 01:49:51.370 l've kept this secret for 20 years. 01:49:51.500 --> 01:49:54.080 l love you. 01:49:54.210 --> 01:49:56.670 This is not Chun. This is Kung. 01:49:56.790 --> 01:49:58.840 Sorry, Kung. 01:49:58.960 --> 01:50:01.960 Please tell your wife what l just told you. 01:50:01.984 --> 01:50:21.984 جديدترين اخبار فيلم و سريال در کانال تلگرام و اینستاگرام سايت .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.