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- Come on.
- [woman on phone] <i>Central Security Agency.</i>

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This is Wallace.
Operation Big Drip is cresting level two.

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I need Devlin. I need him now.

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<i>- Hold, please.</i>
- Don't put me on hold!

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Mother--

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[grunting]

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[woman] <i>Hello, Agent Wallace. I need
your nine-digit security code, please.</i>

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<i>Hello? Agent Wallace?</i>

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<i>- Agent Wallace?</i>
- [phone beeps]

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<i>Agua la vista</i>, baby.

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[inaudible]

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[Jimmy] Hello, my name's Jimmy Tong.

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And I was wondering
if there's anything I could say

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that would convince you
to have lunch with me?

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[man in high-pitched voice]
Oh, Jimmy, you're so cute.

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Let's go back to your apartment
and mate like donkey.

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- [Jimmy] You got me nervous again.
- [in normal voice] It's just a salesgirl.

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To you. But to me...

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I dreamed of her before I ever saw her.

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- Now, that there! That--
- Shh.

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That is the line.
Go tell her that. That line.

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Listen.

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Hi, my name is Jimmy Tong.

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When I see you, I have a wet dream.

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- Is that what I say?
- No, no.

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Just ask her out to lunch now,
and later we'll work out that line.

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But hurry up, man. We're wasting time.
Come on. We have to drive.

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Whatever you do, do not be yourself!

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Just joking.

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[sighs]

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[woman] Thank you so much.

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[man] You're welcome. Goodbye.

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I can do it.

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Hi. My name is Jimmy Tong.

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Okay. [exhales]

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Pretty colors.

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Will you excuse me for just one moment?

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Okay.

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[sighs]

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Ah.

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Just between us guys...

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you don't come around here
for the art, do you?

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- Who would?
- [chuckles] Yeah.

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Uh, let me, as owner of this gallery,

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give you a little bit of friendly advice.

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Don't waste any time.

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You go over there
and you ask Jennifer out.

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- You think so?
- Yes.

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That way, she can say "no"
and we can get on with our little lives.

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Thank you for your advice.

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Hello. My name is Jimmy Tong.

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What can I say to convince you
to have lunch with me?

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[romantic music playing]

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- [groans]
- [music stops]

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Oh!

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I'm sorry. Are you hurt?

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[grunting]

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[screams]

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Come here, you little runt!

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Hi. Hello.

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[horn honking]

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[man] Get back here! Come here!

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Where'd you go? Where are you?

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Sauerkraut or "sour-crop"? Sauerkraut?

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- [shrieking]
- Ow!

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Hey, wait, partner!

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I just washed that car!
What the hell is wrong with you, boy?

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You want I jam this in your ass
and break it?

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You want to go, come down here!

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- Wait, not too fast! Not too fast!
- [tire iron clangs]

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I just want to talk.
Hey, you do that there, man. You do that.

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Oh! You're scared now? [clucking]

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Go ahead and get yourself
some training wheels!

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Go get a tattoo of a chicken! Go!

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I thought all your people know karate.

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Not everybody Chinese is Bruce Lee.

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- Just calm yourself, Jimmy. Calm yourself.
- It's just not my day.

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Whoo! Wow.

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Do you think you can get me
to 70 Fleming Street?

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Of course. Wait a second.

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- You Jimmy Tong?
- That's who I am. Who are you?

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The name is Steena.
So how come you drive so fast?

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[Jimmy] More fares.

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Mmm. Is that why you had your license
suspended nine times for speeding?

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But no accidents.

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- Do you remember where I'm going?
- 70 Fleming.

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Get me there before I finish putting on
my makeup, and I'll double the meter.

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You serious?

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Do I look like I have a sense of humor?

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Okay!

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Hurry! Open the gate!

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[in Mandarin]

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You drive too fast!

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<i>♪ I got mad skills, I will get wild
I got mad skills, I will get wild ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I will get wild, I will get wild ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I got mad skills, I will get wild
I got mad skills, I will get wild ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I got mad skills, I will get wild
I will get wild, I will get wild ♪</i>

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[siren wailing]

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I got mascara and eyeliner left.
You got five blocks.

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[horns honking]

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Don't tell me you're slowing down.

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You drive like an old woman.

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Hmm!

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You're not scared, are you?

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[horns honking]

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[tires squealing]

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<i>♪ I got mad skills, I will get wild
I got mad skills, I will get wild ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I will get wild, I will get wild ♪</i>

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[blows whistle] Hey, you!
What do you think you're doing?

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Back off, buddy. She's mine.

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Oh, it's you, miss.

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Well, you lived up to your reputation.
The job is yours.

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I have a job. A good one.

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How much do you make at this good job?

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475 a week, plus tips.

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How would you like to make 2,000 a week,
plus room and board?

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- When do I show up?
- Tomorrow morning, 7:00 a.m.

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- You'll be driving Clark Devlin, Mr. Tong.
- [doorman] Good day, miss.

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Now you, out of here!

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[Steena] Good morning, Mr. Tong.

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[Jimmy]
You put your face on without me, huh?

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Please, have a seat.

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Those are the house rules. Memorize them.

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Especially number one.

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[Jimmy]
"Never talk directly to Mr. Devlin."

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You have any questions,
you'll find all the answers in there.

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And if I were you,
I'd get rid of the mildew on the chin.

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- My soul patch?
- [scoffs] Yeah.

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[Jimmy]
You like working for this Devlin guy?

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I don't work for him.

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[door shuts]

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I'm not a professional driver,

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but I'd always believed
that thing you're staring into

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is designed for the monitoring of traffic,
not passengers.

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Am I wrong?

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While I'm really enjoying
our time together,

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shall we try moving?

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Wallace has been my partner for years.

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Something's happened to him.
He wouldn't just disappear.

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- Get your job done and find my partner.
- [man] <i>So, tell me how.</i>

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You're the head of an intelligence agency.
Why don't you be intelligent?

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<i>I don't understand
what you're talking about.</i>

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Why don't you call me back when you
do understand what I'm talking about?

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[sighs]

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[upbeat pop music playing on stereo]

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Did we just take the Balsam Road exit?

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Of course.
You have to take the surface streets.

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- Sorry.
- Did you get a copy of the rules?

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Did you read them?

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Jimmy, let me tell you something,
my friend.

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I hate the rules.

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Take Grand Boulevard all the way.
The lights are timed.

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Thank you.

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[speaking Mandarin]

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- And, Jimmy, crank the music up.
- Yes, sir.

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[music continues, louder]

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Deputy Director Chalmers,
ladies, gentlemen,

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I present to you Special Agent Wallace.

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Deceased two days,
14 hours, five minutes, approximately.

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Pretty interesting.
Why don't you tell me a little about it?

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Well, in the simplest terms,
he drowned in his bathtub.

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Contusion here suggests
he hit his head, fell prone, unconscious.

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The man infiltrated a Serbian death squad
with not even a scratch.

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[laughs] He goes down in a bathtub?

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Life's a bitch.
You want to put him back in the fridge?

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[woman] He didn't drown, sir.

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He was murdered.

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Does that make life a little less bitchy?

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And you would be?

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That's Del Blaine, sir.

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She's having a filter installed
between her brain and mouth next week.

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So, you don't think he drowned?

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Well, sir, there was water in his lungs.

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But the pulmonary vein
was filled with collapsed platelets,

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indicative of dehydration.

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- He died of thirst.
- Thirst?

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And it wasn't just city tap water.

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The mineral profile
fit a high-end bottled water.

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But what was weird is
it contained a strain of bacteria

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that I, so far,
haven't been able to culture.

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Anyway, didn't mean to interrupt.

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Ooh, the woman seems to know
a lot about water.

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Yeah. She thinks she knows a lot
about a lot of things.

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You know, we have
a special situation in the field.

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I think we could use your talents.
You interested?

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- When do I start?
- You ever hear of Clark Devlin?

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Rumors and innuendo.

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Del, I could tell you
a thing or two about Clark Devlin.

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[Chalmers] You think we can keep our minds
out of the gutter for about a second?

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Meet me upstairs in an hour.

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You might just become
Clark Devlin's next partner.

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[Devlin] I'm gonna need that
<i>Gerris marginatus</i> as soon as possible.

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[woman] Yes. My contacts in Guatemala
have what you're looking for, I'm sure.

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Good.

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And meanwhile...

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I'll take one of these beautiful
<i>Eudicella marginatus.</i>

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Just gorgeous.

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- Now, you're going to call me?
- Is your phone number on file?

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[Devlin] Having a bit of trouble
with the phones at the moment.

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It might be better
if you dropped it off yourself.

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It may take a while.

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Why don't you familiarize yourself
with the route?

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There's a little gathering
at my house tonight.

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A fundraiser
for the Natural History Museum.

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I would so love to have you.

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[mouthing words]

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Should I send a car?

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I drive myself.

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Admirable.

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Eight o'clock.

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Try not to wear anything too distracting
or no one will get their checkbooks out.

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- How did you learn to be so smooth?
- I've seen the way you drive.

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You have the same instincts I do.
It's all about confidence.

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The girl in the art gallery
is not beyond you, you know.

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You know about her?

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Every time we leave the house,
we go by the art gallery and slow down.

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You just need a little polish.

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- I'll never be a Clark Devlin.
- Don't tell anyone this, Jimmy,

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but there's a lot less to Clark Devlin
than meets the eye.

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I got a couple of good lines
and a couple of very expensive suits.

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- Apart from that, we're exactly the same.
- How about a couple hundred million?

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Trust me, 90% of it is the clothes.

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The other 10%?

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The other 10% is in there.
You've got plenty of it.

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Oh, Mr. Devlin,

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- can I ask you a big favor?
- Yeah?

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Can I stop wearing my hat?

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- All right.
- Thank you.

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No, stay smooth. Remember, smooth.

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Thank you.

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Steena, Devlin.

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This driver, this Jimmy, I like him.

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Let's get him a proper suit.

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Something sexy. You pick it out.

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All right. Always a delight
talking to you too, darling.

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- Home, James.
- Absolutely, Mr. Devlin.

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[tango music playing]

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[music stops]

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Oh!

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[grunts]

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- Watch your step.
- Thank you, sir.

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[humming]

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[sighs] That's definitely not a rental.

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Hello, my name's Clark Devlin.

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Would you like to dance?

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Would you like to dance? [chuckles]

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Admirable.

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- There is just one rule.
- [gasps]

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Never touch my tuxedo.

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- I didn't.
- Good.

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- Don't.
- Yes, sir.

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Jimmy, get the car. Let's go for dinner.

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Yes, sir.

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- What will you have? It's my treat.
- Anything.

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All right. Two Whoppers,
hold the onion, extra ketchup.

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Toast the bottom bun only,
medium well-done.

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Two large fries, extra well-done.

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Two chocolate milkshakes,
however the chef likes. That's it.

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[woman on speaker]
<i>Your order's ready. Pull forward.</i>

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- That's pretty quick.
- It's fast food. Anything else?

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I'll have a personal pizza. Crispy crust.

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He doesn't eat out much.
They don't serve pizza at Burger...

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New item, huh?
Do you have chicken chow mein?

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Thank you.

00:20:11.628 --> 00:20:12.671
- Jimmy.
- Yes?

00:20:12.754 --> 00:20:14.673
It's a drive-through. Let's drive.

00:20:15.591 --> 00:20:16.800
Watch out!

00:20:16.884 --> 00:20:19.177
[tires screech]

00:20:21.430 --> 00:20:22.806
[beeping]

00:20:23.849 --> 00:20:24.892
Watch it, man.

00:20:25.893 --> 00:20:27.102
Sorry, pal.

00:20:27.185 --> 00:20:28.228
Let's go.

00:20:40.824 --> 00:20:43.160
Why are we running away from a skateboard?

00:20:43.243 --> 00:20:44.870
I think it's probably a bomb.

00:20:44.953 --> 00:20:47.873
[laughs] I thought you said, "a bomb."

00:20:49.666 --> 00:20:51.293
What do you mean, "a bomb"?

00:20:52.502 --> 00:20:54.546
[horns honking]

00:21:00.469 --> 00:21:02.095
[horns honking]

00:21:20.322 --> 00:21:22.532
[tires squealing]

00:21:35.087 --> 00:21:36.213
[honking]

00:21:41.051 --> 00:21:42.469
[tires screech]

00:21:42.552 --> 00:21:44.012
Not good. Out!

00:21:46.264 --> 00:21:47.808
Move!

00:21:47.891 --> 00:21:49.101
[beeping]

00:21:49.184 --> 00:21:50.394
[bomb powering up]

00:22:11.039 --> 00:22:12.916
Jimmy, you okay?

00:22:13.000 --> 00:22:14.710
I'm fine. You okay, boss?

00:22:14.793 --> 00:22:16.253
Yeah.

00:22:17.004 --> 00:22:18.630
Yeah.

00:22:18.714 --> 00:22:20.966
- All in a day's work, eh?
- Look!

00:22:23.593 --> 00:22:25.387
Oh, damn.

00:22:26.304 --> 00:22:30.767
- Oh! Mr. Devlin!
- Have you got any aspirin?

00:22:30.851 --> 00:22:34.229
- Who did this to you?
- Water strider.

00:22:34.312 --> 00:22:36.189
Walter Strider? He's the one?

00:22:36.273 --> 00:22:38.775
Water strider.

00:22:38.859 --> 00:22:40.318
Walter Strider.

00:22:41.153 --> 00:22:43.030
- No police.
- Okay.

00:22:43.947 --> 00:22:47.242
I need an ambulance right now!
His name is...

00:22:48.076 --> 00:22:49.870
Trust nobody.

00:22:49.953 --> 00:22:52.247
Uh, his name is...

00:22:58.920 --> 00:23:00.047
Brad Dillford.

00:23:05.594 --> 00:23:06.595
Wear it.

00:23:06.678 --> 00:23:08.513
Wear it?

00:23:10.682 --> 00:23:12.809
Boss! Boss!

00:23:13.602 --> 00:23:16.438
[sirens wailing]

00:23:20.734 --> 00:23:23.487
Hold on, boss. You'll be fine.

00:23:23.570 --> 00:23:24.863
I'll take care of you.

00:23:25.906 --> 00:23:28.992
Water strider...

00:23:29.076 --> 00:23:30.202
- Huh?
- [nurse] Sir!

00:23:31.745 --> 00:23:33.330
Please wait in the waiting room!

00:23:33.872 --> 00:23:36.291
- I will find Walter Strider!
- Hey! Hey!

00:23:37.375 --> 00:23:38.460
I'm sorry.

00:23:39.544 --> 00:23:40.837
I promise.

00:23:44.132 --> 00:23:46.843
[man] Why do you want
my mother's maiden name for?

00:23:46.927 --> 00:23:48.970
Last time she was in here, I was born.

00:23:49.054 --> 00:23:52.682
I'm sure my dad had something to do
with it. At least I hope so!

00:23:52.766 --> 00:23:54.601
[woman] Dr. Angela?

00:23:54.684 --> 00:23:56.853
Where is Dr. Angelo?

00:23:56.937 --> 00:24:01.775
Dr. Angelo. Are you Dr. Angela?

00:24:03.944 --> 00:24:09.407
Dr. Angela? Dr. Angela...

00:24:09.491 --> 00:24:13.286
Hey! There's no smoking in a hospital.

00:24:13.370 --> 00:24:16.873
- I was nervous. How is he?
- He might be here a while.

00:24:16.957 --> 00:24:20.168
You might want to get him some things
from home in case he comes to.

00:24:20.252 --> 00:24:24.172
Oh, he had this clutched in his hand.
I don't know if it means anything.

00:24:28.051 --> 00:24:31.388
I do need Dr. Angelo.

00:24:31.471 --> 00:24:35.058
- Dr. Angelo?
- Dr. Angelo is on holiday today.

00:24:35.809 --> 00:24:37.978
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.

00:24:44.109 --> 00:24:46.111
[seagulls squawking]

00:24:47.737 --> 00:24:51.825
[man] I'll tell you, I'm pretty excited.
Nervous, but excited. I'm pumped.

00:24:51.908 --> 00:24:54.411
I knew I was doing good work
for Banning International,

00:24:54.494 --> 00:24:57.747
but I didn't know Mr. Banning would be
taking so much notice of me so soon.

00:24:57.831 --> 00:24:59.916
I'll say this, though,
when I'm CEO of this place,

00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:01.918
I won't be having my headquarters
in the bottom of a boat.

00:25:02.002 --> 00:25:03.378
You know what I mean?

00:25:04.754 --> 00:25:09.926
- Why did you choose Mr. Lundeen?
- He questioned my growth projections.

00:25:10.010 --> 00:25:12.721
[elevator clanging, whirring]

00:25:16.558 --> 00:25:18.101
No, that's not it.

00:25:19.728 --> 00:25:21.521
I don't like his hair.

00:25:23.231 --> 00:25:24.774
[Lundeen] Mr. Banning.

00:25:26.401 --> 00:25:29.237
So, word filtered down to me

00:25:29.321 --> 00:25:32.657
that you don't share my optimism
about our company's future.

00:25:33.283 --> 00:25:36.411
- Oh. No, actually, I just--
- Drink?

00:25:36.494 --> 00:25:37.787
Oh, yes, thank you.

00:25:38.455 --> 00:25:40.498
I just felt that to meet your projections,

00:25:40.582 --> 00:25:44.377
pretty much every person on earth would
have to drink only Banning Springs water.

00:25:44.461 --> 00:25:46.004
Yes, indeed.

00:25:46.087 --> 00:25:49.466
Water, Mr. Lundeen,
comprises 60% of your body.

00:25:49.549 --> 00:25:53.637
Don't you find it incredible that
two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom

00:25:53.720 --> 00:25:58.683
can combine to create something
so beautiful, so useful, so essential?

00:25:58.767 --> 00:26:00.685
I find water to be...

00:26:01.686 --> 00:26:02.896
miraculous.

00:26:02.979 --> 00:26:04.481
Do you think I'm silly?

00:26:05.440 --> 00:26:07.400
Not at all. [clears throat]

00:26:09.653 --> 00:26:11.988
- Feeling thirsty?
- Yes.

00:26:12.739 --> 00:26:15.784
You're helping me out
by being a guinea pig for a new product.

00:26:15.867 --> 00:26:19.287
Oh, I see. What a brilliant idea.

00:26:19.371 --> 00:26:21.248
Water that makes you thirsty.

00:26:21.331 --> 00:26:24.334
What's in it? Salt?

00:26:24.417 --> 00:26:26.044
[heart thumping]

00:26:26.127 --> 00:26:29.089
There's no profundity in salt.

00:26:29.172 --> 00:26:31.341
[laughs] Bacteria.

00:26:31.424 --> 00:26:36.096
Once ingested, its DNA will instruct
your cells' cytoplasm

00:26:36.179 --> 00:26:38.640
to spill electrolytes
into your bloodstream,

00:26:38.723 --> 00:26:40.892
causing dehydration.

00:26:40.976 --> 00:26:42.352
[groaning]

00:26:42.435 --> 00:26:46.773
It's virulent, but unfortunately,
it's too fast. Way too fast.

00:26:46.856 --> 00:26:50.652
As we speak,
your internal organs are shriveling.

00:26:51.945 --> 00:26:54.114
You're becoming as dry as--

00:26:54.197 --> 00:26:57.951
well, as dry as your limited imagination.

00:27:04.040 --> 00:27:06.042
Gentlemen, fetch the vacuum, won't you?

00:27:06.126 --> 00:27:07.627
Thank you.

00:27:13.758 --> 00:27:16.928
"Schiffer, Schwartzkopf,
Sondheim, Springsteen..."

00:27:19.264 --> 00:27:20.390
No Strider.

00:27:35.447 --> 00:27:36.448
[beeps]

00:27:56.801 --> 00:27:58.053
Wow.

00:28:08.730 --> 00:28:09.898
[beeps]

00:28:37.384 --> 00:28:40.428
[computerized male voice] <i>Welcome
to the Tactical Uniform Experiment.</i>

00:28:40.512 --> 00:28:43.139
<i>Tuxedo recognizing new user.</i>

00:28:44.474 --> 00:28:46.935
<i>Mapping user's neurological structure.</i>

00:28:47.018 --> 00:28:50.146
<i>Activate wristwatch for desired function.</i>

00:28:53.733 --> 00:28:56.152
Demo. Show me.

00:28:57.237 --> 00:29:00.073
- Uh-oh.
<i>- Caution. Demolition mode.</i>

00:29:00.156 --> 00:29:05.203
<i>The tuxedo will consider
any object a target and act to destroy it.</i>

00:29:09.416 --> 00:29:10.583
[gasps]

00:29:24.264 --> 00:29:25.723
What's happening?

00:29:47.871 --> 00:29:50.874
<i>Exit the Demolition Mode immediately.</i>

00:29:52.959 --> 00:29:54.169
Whoa!

00:29:54.252 --> 00:29:55.378
["Disco Inferno" playing]

00:29:55.462 --> 00:29:57.380
<i>♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪</i>

00:29:57.464 --> 00:30:00.758
<i>- ♪ Disco inferno ♪
- ♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪</i>

00:30:00.842 --> 00:30:02.719
<i>♪ Burn the mother down ♪</i>

00:30:02.802 --> 00:30:05.054
<i>♪ Burn, baby, burn ♪</i>

00:30:06.097 --> 00:30:08.516
[whimpering]

00:30:09.517 --> 00:30:11.728
[man on intercom]
<i>Mr. Devlin, is everything all right?</i>

00:30:11.811 --> 00:30:15.523
This is Jimmy. I think Mr. Devlin
wants you to clean his room tomorrow.

00:30:15.607 --> 00:30:19.736
It's a little bit messy.
I think he threw a party.

00:30:19.819 --> 00:30:20.987
<i>Should I send someone up now?</i>

00:30:21.070 --> 00:30:24.365
- No. Maybe after he leaves.
<i>- Very good.</i>

00:30:24.449 --> 00:30:25.992
[phone ringing]

00:30:26.075 --> 00:30:27.327
Aaah!

00:30:34.167 --> 00:30:36.085
- Hello.
- Are we on?

00:30:36.169 --> 00:30:38.046
Are we on what?

00:30:38.129 --> 00:30:42.425
I take my work seriously, Mr. Devlin, so
please stop using that ridiculous accent.

00:30:42.509 --> 00:30:44.719
What? What accent?

00:30:44.802 --> 00:30:47.764
All right, you're the senior officer.
I'll play it however you want.

00:30:47.847 --> 00:30:50.433
Diedrich Banning is holding a meeting
with water CEOs.

00:30:50.517 --> 00:30:53.061
The agency wants us to find out
what he's planning.

00:30:53.144 --> 00:30:55.104
What about Walter Strider?

00:30:55.188 --> 00:30:56.481
Who is he?

00:30:56.564 --> 00:30:59.442
- I don't know. You tell me.
- Okay.

00:30:59.526 --> 00:31:04.447
So, we will meet tomorrow, V-15, 10:00.
I'll be wearing a gray suit.

00:31:04.531 --> 00:31:07.867
Your code is "Nice rack."

00:31:08.660 --> 00:31:11.996
I'll respond, "I forgot my bra."

00:31:13.790 --> 00:31:15.959
That passes for humor around here.

00:31:16.042 --> 00:31:17.293
[Jimmy] <i>Ten o'clock, V- 15.</i>

00:31:17.377 --> 00:31:19.087
What's the cross street?

00:31:19.837 --> 00:31:21.130
Very funny.

00:31:29.472 --> 00:31:32.433
- [clears throat] May I join you?
- Yeah.

00:31:38.398 --> 00:31:39.649
Nice rack.

00:31:43.027 --> 00:31:44.237
[punch landing]

00:31:46.072 --> 00:31:47.699
[phone ringing]

00:31:50.451 --> 00:31:51.452
Hello.

00:31:51.536 --> 00:31:53.871
Mr. Devlin,
there's been a change of plans.

00:31:53.955 --> 00:31:55.373
I'm here already. Where are you?

00:31:55.456 --> 00:31:58.501
Don't get all pissy about it.
They just told me, so I'm telling you.

00:31:58.585 --> 00:32:02.171
<i>We'll meet tonight, 8:00, Pier 17,
base of the silo.</i>

00:32:02.255 --> 00:32:04.299
And forget the password.

00:32:04.382 --> 00:32:07.343
[speaking indistinctly]

00:32:07.427 --> 00:32:09.596
- Now you tell me.
- Hey, there he is!

00:32:09.679 --> 00:32:11.431
- That's him in the raincoat.
- I have to go.

00:32:11.514 --> 00:32:13.266
- I'll see you tonight! Sorry.
- [woman] Get him!

00:32:13.349 --> 00:32:15.685
- [officer] Stop, stop!
- [woman] Get back here, you creep!

00:32:32.702 --> 00:32:34.245
[exhales]

00:32:39.709 --> 00:32:42.003
So, we've got five minutes
to get into position.

00:32:42.086 --> 00:32:44.505
I secured the rooftop.
The equipment is good to go.

00:32:44.589 --> 00:32:48.343
And I just have to say, it's such an honor
to be working with the legendary...

00:32:49.844 --> 00:32:52.847
Clark Devlin?

00:32:55.141 --> 00:32:56.893
I'm Del Blaine.

00:32:57.894 --> 00:32:59.771
Have we met before?

00:33:00.688 --> 00:33:03.399
- No.
- Good.

00:33:03.483 --> 00:33:06.110
Okay, Del Blaine,
let's do what we came here to do.

00:33:07.028 --> 00:33:08.196
I'll follow you.

00:33:09.614 --> 00:33:10.990
Ladies first.

00:33:12.575 --> 00:33:13.868
Okay.

00:33:16.996 --> 00:33:19.666
A couple details changed from what
was in the file. You read it?

00:33:19.749 --> 00:33:22.335
The files are crap.
Give me the short version.

00:33:22.418 --> 00:33:25.880
Diedrich Banning is holding a meeting
of international water company CEOs.

00:33:25.963 --> 00:33:29.258
We think he's trying to force them
into selling their companies to him.

00:33:29.342 --> 00:33:32.053
- Where are you going?
- Huh? I'm thinking.

00:33:32.136 --> 00:33:35.014
We had Agent Wallace working undercover
in his bottled water factory--

00:33:35.098 --> 00:33:36.808
that is, until last week.

00:33:36.891 --> 00:33:40.269
Wallace calls on his cell phone to tell us
the operation had reached critical mass,

00:33:40.353 --> 00:33:41.938
and suddenly, wham, dead.

00:33:54.492 --> 00:33:57.495
As you requested, a Klineholtz
bolt-action nine-millimeter,

00:33:57.578 --> 00:34:00.623
titanium folding stock
with 20-time infrared sniper scope

00:34:00.707 --> 00:34:02.709
and counter-weighted micro-rifle barrel.

00:34:05.586 --> 00:34:08.756
My favorite gun.
But I don't kill people anymore.

00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:11.884
Killing? You're planting a bug.

00:34:11.968 --> 00:34:15.430
It was all in that "crap" file.

00:34:15.513 --> 00:34:17.265
Go look through your binoculars.

00:34:23.730 --> 00:34:26.274
[beeping]

00:34:54.927 --> 00:34:57.305
They're arriving. Ready?

00:34:58.097 --> 00:35:01.142
It's critical we get a listening device
in Banning's meeting.

00:35:01.225 --> 00:35:04.061
- [beeping]
- Range, 962 feet.

00:35:05.813 --> 00:35:07.148
Aim for the briefcase.

00:35:08.107 --> 00:35:10.026
Should be a piece of cake for you, sir.

00:35:13.488 --> 00:35:15.948
- [man screaming]
- [ship horn blowing]

00:35:19.035 --> 00:35:20.828
You kind of missed.

00:35:22.872 --> 00:35:25.666
[beeping]

00:35:53.986 --> 00:35:56.155
In the year 2001,

00:35:56.239 --> 00:36:00.910
$35 billion worth of bottled water
was consumed worldwide.

00:36:00.993 --> 00:36:04.580
Today, bottled water
costs more per gallon than gasoline.

00:36:04.664 --> 00:36:08.918
We, my friends, are the new oil barons.

00:36:09.001 --> 00:36:12.880
<i>We at Banning Springs have
developed a new filtration process</i>

00:36:12.964 --> 00:36:17.134
<i>that would protect your assets against
the biological holocaust that's coming.</i>

00:36:17.844 --> 00:36:20.930
- Looks like we got company.
- C.S.A. would be my bet.

00:36:23.224 --> 00:36:26.727
You've heard what I have to say.
Now I'd like to hear you.

00:36:26.811 --> 00:36:29.772
How much is this plan going to cost us?

00:36:29.856 --> 00:36:31.816
It won't cost you a penny out of pocket.

00:36:31.899 --> 00:36:36.362
All I ask is to become
your slightly-more-than-equal partner.

00:36:36.445 --> 00:36:39.198
[Del] Banning says he's got
the only process to make their water safe.

00:36:39.282 --> 00:36:41.659
But to use it, they've got to give him
half of their companies?

00:36:41.742 --> 00:36:45.788
He's trying to muscle these guys
into selling their companies to him.

00:36:46.956 --> 00:36:49.375
Banning says that their water sources
are in danger.

00:36:49.458 --> 00:36:52.753
Something about everyone being defenseless
against more deadly forms of bacteria.

00:36:53.963 --> 00:36:56.716
I can barely make out what he's saying.
Do you want to listen to this?

00:37:00.386 --> 00:37:02.722
- What do you think that means, sir?
- Del Blaine!

00:37:02.805 --> 00:37:04.515
[Del] Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.

00:37:06.100 --> 00:37:08.185
Yeah, I'd really like some help
up here, sir.

00:37:10.563 --> 00:37:12.773
- Del Blaine!
- [Del] Do you hear me, sir?

00:37:13.441 --> 00:37:16.027
I know this isn't as exciting
as most of your missions,

00:37:16.110 --> 00:37:19.280
but could you humor me
with just a little professionalism?

00:37:19.363 --> 00:37:21.741
I'd really love some help--

00:37:21.824 --> 00:37:23.159
What are you doing?

00:37:25.912 --> 00:37:28.205
What's with the jumpy-jumpy?

00:37:28.289 --> 00:37:29.665
- Take off your headphones!
- What?

00:37:29.749 --> 00:37:30.750
Your headphones!

00:37:40.009 --> 00:37:42.386
Okay. Chapter six of the training manual.

00:37:42.470 --> 00:37:44.305
Unarmed assailant, frontal attack.

00:37:44.388 --> 00:37:47.642
Begin! Stomach, head, stomach, head!

00:37:52.188 --> 00:37:54.023
- [snarls]
- [whimpers]

00:37:57.985 --> 00:38:01.864
God! What's my name? Yeah!

00:38:13.793 --> 00:38:15.503
You okay? [groans]

00:38:15.586 --> 00:38:17.505
Oh! Where the hell have you been?

00:38:19.215 --> 00:38:21.425
- Stop pushing!
- My hand!

00:38:21.509 --> 00:38:22.885
Aaah!

00:38:25.346 --> 00:38:28.391
[squealing]

00:38:36.107 --> 00:38:37.692
Yeah! Not bad!

00:38:38.442 --> 00:38:42.738
Sir! Sir! Are you okay, sir?

00:38:47.785 --> 00:38:48.869
Don't let go!

00:38:49.787 --> 00:38:51.122
[screams]

00:38:52.498 --> 00:38:56.043
[Del] You're-- You're ripping my sleeve!

00:38:56.127 --> 00:38:57.378
[screams]

00:38:58.087 --> 00:39:00.548
No, no! No, not my ring!

00:39:00.631 --> 00:39:03.300
- Aaah!
- Sir!

00:39:04.385 --> 00:39:05.803
My ring.

00:39:05.886 --> 00:39:08.597
[screaming]

00:39:14.770 --> 00:39:16.063
Oh, my God!

00:39:33.998 --> 00:39:37.293
This was not part of the plan.

00:39:41.338 --> 00:39:42.506
Del Blaine!

00:39:52.433 --> 00:39:53.517
Del--

00:40:29.136 --> 00:40:30.346
Confidence.

00:40:43.567 --> 00:40:44.652
Del--

00:40:58.749 --> 00:41:02.253
[mouthing words]

00:41:24.275 --> 00:41:25.609
Nice, moron!

00:41:25.693 --> 00:41:27.570
Not in the manual!

00:41:29.113 --> 00:41:31.699
Ugh! Creep!

00:41:31.782 --> 00:41:34.577
[tires squealing]

00:41:56.182 --> 00:41:58.726
Del Blaine, stop!

00:42:05.566 --> 00:42:08.569
[shrieks] Get off of me!

00:42:10.237 --> 00:42:11.614
Why didn't you stop?

00:42:11.697 --> 00:42:13.574
What the hell is wrong with you?

00:42:13.657 --> 00:42:16.493
How do you fall off a building
and end up...

00:42:18.120 --> 00:42:20.539
- You okay?
- [exhaling sharply]

00:42:20.623 --> 00:42:24.668
[both exhaling sharply]

00:42:24.752 --> 00:42:26.587
Would you stop that?

00:42:27.838 --> 00:42:31.133
- [Jimmy] It's okay.
- I am in the car with a psychopath!

00:42:31.217 --> 00:42:32.718
We are not safe.

00:42:32.801 --> 00:42:34.595
- Are you upset?
- Why would I be upset?

00:42:34.678 --> 00:42:38.015
I always wanted to begin and end
my career with a big, fat failure!

00:42:38.098 --> 00:42:40.768
Thank you very much, Mr. Devlin.

00:42:40.851 --> 00:42:42.811
It's my first time.

00:42:42.895 --> 00:42:45.940
I mean, every mission
is like my first time.

00:42:46.023 --> 00:42:48.943
It's so difficult being Clark Devlin.

00:42:50.027 --> 00:42:51.195
Oh.

00:42:52.154 --> 00:42:53.280
Sorry.

00:42:55.366 --> 00:42:57.368
[screams]

00:42:57.451 --> 00:43:00.037
- Ah!
- [coughing]

00:43:00.120 --> 00:43:03.832
- I didn't do that!
- What is wrong with you?

00:43:03.916 --> 00:43:06.502
- I'm not who you think I am.
- Stay away!

00:43:07.378 --> 00:43:10.965
I'm over-amped myself right now.
Let's call it a day.

00:43:11.048 --> 00:43:13.259
Get some rest and medication.

00:43:13.342 --> 00:43:16.262
- What?
- We'll be in communication.

00:43:16.345 --> 00:43:17.346
Oh.

00:43:22.059 --> 00:43:23.894
I don't have your phone number!

00:43:23.978 --> 00:43:25.771
[tires squealing]

00:43:34.780 --> 00:43:35.864
[Del] Who am I kidding?

00:43:35.948 --> 00:43:38.659
I have no idea what I'm doing
or why I'm doing it.

00:43:38.742 --> 00:43:41.620
[Steena] I felt the same way when I took
my first field assignment.

00:43:41.704 --> 00:43:44.290
Then I met Clark Devlin
and life just got a whole lot better.

00:43:44.373 --> 00:43:46.667
And a little more complicated.

00:43:46.750 --> 00:43:48.752
- [man 1] Can we get a close--
- [man 2] How do we pan down?

00:43:48.836 --> 00:43:50.462
[man 1]
Yeah, just hit the second button there.

00:43:50.546 --> 00:43:52.464
[Del] Everybody warned me
he was unorthodox,

00:43:52.548 --> 00:43:55.050
but he's way irrational,
bordering on nutso.

00:43:55.134 --> 00:43:57.011
[man 1] And we'll just get... That's it.

00:43:57.094 --> 00:43:58.846
- [man 2] There you are.
- [man 1] That's it there.

00:43:58.929 --> 00:44:01.265
- [man 2] Look at that.
- [man 1] Move it over just a bit.

00:44:01.348 --> 00:44:03.309
He's getting under your skin, isn't he?

00:44:03.392 --> 00:44:06.687
He got under my skin once,
and I'm still feeling it.

00:44:09.732 --> 00:44:11.400
Yeah. You told me.

00:44:11.483 --> 00:44:12.901
What about his English?

00:44:12.985 --> 00:44:16.447
I can never understand half of what
he says. But don't you love his accent?

00:44:16.530 --> 00:44:20.117
- She can't hear anything, can she?
- I don't think so. Whoa!

00:44:20.200 --> 00:44:22.703
God, I wish I was still back in the field.

00:44:22.786 --> 00:44:24.621
- [gun cocks]
- [exhales]

00:44:24.705 --> 00:44:26.832
How do you like me now?

00:44:34.173 --> 00:44:36.258
She's got issues, man.

00:44:36.342 --> 00:44:41.096
- [man 2] Oh-- Can your girlfriend shoot--
- [man 1] A groin out of a target?

00:44:41.180 --> 00:44:43.182
Let's go. Let's get our nails done.

00:44:44.892 --> 00:44:46.018
Okay.

00:44:46.101 --> 00:44:47.895
[Steena] Have a nice day, boys.

00:44:53.525 --> 00:44:55.819
They ran out of "Get Well Soon."

00:44:55.903 --> 00:44:58.447
You said to wear this, but I don't know.

00:44:58.530 --> 00:45:01.825
Being Clark Devlin is not easy.

00:45:01.909 --> 00:45:03.744
[phone ringing]

00:45:05.621 --> 00:45:06.872
[line ringing]

00:45:06.955 --> 00:45:07.956
Hello.

00:45:08.040 --> 00:45:10.793
[Del] <i>So, Mr. Devlin,
how are you feeling today?</i>

00:45:13.003 --> 00:45:14.880
Not so good, I'm afraid.

00:45:14.963 --> 00:45:17.591
<i>Well, you've got a few hours
to pull yourself together.</i>

00:45:17.674 --> 00:45:18.675
What do you mean?

00:45:18.759 --> 00:45:22.304
After the fiasco with planting the bug,
I'd say we have only one choice.

00:45:22.388 --> 00:45:24.848
Level one surveillance.

00:45:24.932 --> 00:45:27.101
- In other words?
<i>- Infiltration.</i>

00:45:27.184 --> 00:45:29.895
Banning is gonna be at the Landford Hotel
tonight entertaining three new partners.

00:45:29.978 --> 00:45:34.066
Chalmers has agreed to get us
at the next table.

00:45:34.149 --> 00:45:35.984
Is this a black-tie event?

00:45:36.068 --> 00:45:38.153
No, but I'm sure you'll wear
whatever you want.

00:45:38.237 --> 00:45:41.073
- Maybe we can find Walter Strider.
- Meet you there at 8:00.

00:45:41.907 --> 00:45:44.868
- [Devlin groans] Water...
- What?

00:45:44.952 --> 00:45:47.996
- Water strider...
- Mr. Clark Devlin?

00:45:49.081 --> 00:45:51.542
- What are you doing?
- What?

00:45:51.625 --> 00:45:55.671
- Huh? Uh, he needs help.
- Security! Security!

00:45:55.754 --> 00:45:58.173
["At Last" playing]

00:46:03.846 --> 00:46:08.517
<i>♪ At last ♪</i>

00:46:11.603 --> 00:46:15.816
<i>♪ My love has come along ♪</i>

00:46:20.028 --> 00:46:25.075
<i>♪ My lonely days are over ♪</i>

00:46:26.076 --> 00:46:27.870
- [Jimmy] Del Blaine.
- Hey.

00:46:27.953 --> 00:46:31.790
I know how partial you are to that
monkey suit of yours, so I got gussied up.

00:46:31.874 --> 00:46:34.501
Good job. You gussy very well.

00:46:34.585 --> 00:46:37.838
Ooh, and here's
a little something for you.

00:46:37.921 --> 00:46:39.673
Oh.

00:46:39.756 --> 00:46:42.551
Thank you.
Sorry, I don't have anything for you.

00:46:42.634 --> 00:46:45.721
- It's a video camera.
- Shh. Act normal.

00:46:45.804 --> 00:46:48.098
- We don't want everybody to know.
- Sorry.

00:46:48.182 --> 00:46:49.683
- Ah, good evening.
- Good evening.

00:46:49.766 --> 00:46:51.477
- Name, please.
- Name?

00:46:51.560 --> 00:46:53.270
Um...

00:46:57.316 --> 00:46:58.775
Lincoln.

00:46:58.859 --> 00:47:00.652
[both chuckle]

00:47:00.736 --> 00:47:02.446
Washington.

00:47:04.072 --> 00:47:05.157
Washington.

00:47:08.160 --> 00:47:11.371
You're a billionaire and you try
to grease the guy with seven bucks?

00:47:11.455 --> 00:47:14.041
You think I have money to throw away?

00:47:14.124 --> 00:47:16.919
- You on the list?
- Perfect.

00:47:17.002 --> 00:47:19.713
- Let me talk to him.
- No. We'll do this my way.

00:47:19.796 --> 00:47:23.634
I've got a T-135 disorientation module.
You just stand there.

00:47:24.676 --> 00:47:29.056
Hi. Could you hold this for me? Thanks.

00:47:29.765 --> 00:47:32.893
Now, where did I put those tickets?

00:47:34.228 --> 00:47:36.813
- Hey, Snowman.
- What's happening?

00:47:36.897 --> 00:47:38.565
What's happening, Snowman?

00:47:38.649 --> 00:47:40.984
- What's happening, Snowman?
- Hey, hey.

00:47:45.656 --> 00:47:46.865
Oh, hey!

00:47:47.741 --> 00:47:50.536
I can't believe it. James Brown.

00:47:51.161 --> 00:47:53.163
The Godfather of Soul.

00:47:55.666 --> 00:47:58.043
- Hello, Mr. Brown.
- [Brown] What's happening?

00:47:58.126 --> 00:48:01.046
Forgive us for bothering you.
We came to see your show and--

00:48:01.129 --> 00:48:03.298
- She forgot to make reservations.
- Don't worry about it.

00:48:03.382 --> 00:48:05.050
I can get tickets
for the front row for you.

00:48:05.133 --> 00:48:07.511
Oh! Thank you very much, Mr. Brown.

00:48:07.594 --> 00:48:09.179
See? Things worked out.

00:48:09.263 --> 00:48:11.181
[Brown]
There's one more thing I'd like to say.

00:48:11.265 --> 00:48:14.685
It's not the in thing today
to give compliments to a young lady,

00:48:14.768 --> 00:48:16.812
but I just gotta let you know that

00:48:16.895 --> 00:48:19.648
you got a nice rack.

00:48:19.731 --> 00:48:22.192
Oh! Thank you, Mr. Brown.

00:48:22.276 --> 00:48:23.485
Enjoy the show.

00:48:23.569 --> 00:48:25.654
Whoa! [groans]

00:48:25.737 --> 00:48:27.906
- [gasps]
- What is wrong with you?

00:48:27.990 --> 00:48:29.658
He fell down by himself!

00:48:29.741 --> 00:48:31.660
You killed James Brown.

00:48:31.743 --> 00:48:32.786
No, he's fine.

00:48:32.869 --> 00:48:35.747
He's not fine. And Banning is gonna leave.

00:48:35.831 --> 00:48:37.040
Don't panic.

00:48:37.124 --> 00:48:39.793
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- [Del] Are you praying?

00:48:41.003 --> 00:48:43.255
Miss Cleo told me this would happen.

00:48:43.338 --> 00:48:45.215
4.99-a-minute Miss Cleo?

00:48:45.299 --> 00:48:47.843
Just go out and tell them
Mr. Brown is not here.

00:48:47.926 --> 00:48:49.761
There will be another act.

00:48:51.346 --> 00:48:52.806
Nice to meet you.

00:48:54.683 --> 00:48:57.769
[emcee] And right about now,

00:48:57.853 --> 00:49:02.316
it is style time!

00:49:04.151 --> 00:49:05.902
If you will, ladies and gentlemen,

00:49:05.986 --> 00:49:09.114
introducing the hardest-working man
in show business,

00:49:09.197 --> 00:49:11.450
ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Dynamite,

00:49:11.533 --> 00:49:14.745
- James Brown!
- [crowd cheering]

00:49:21.960 --> 00:49:24.713
- Uh, ladies and gentlemen...
- [man] What's going on?

00:49:24.796 --> 00:49:27.883
...Mr. James Brown
will not be appearing tonight

00:49:27.966 --> 00:49:30.927
- due to unforeseen circumstances.
- [crowd groaning]

00:49:31.678 --> 00:49:37.392
But stay where you are because
the Landford Hotel is proud to present

00:49:37.476 --> 00:49:39.728
the Last Emperor of Soul.

00:49:39.811 --> 00:49:43.065
And, well, here he is!

00:49:43.148 --> 00:49:46.777
[crowd groaning, laughing]

00:49:46.860 --> 00:49:47.861
Hi.

00:49:48.737 --> 00:49:50.697
Hi, everybody. Good evening.

00:49:50.781 --> 00:49:52.532
[laughs]

00:49:52.616 --> 00:49:53.950
How are you tonight?

00:49:54.034 --> 00:49:55.702
[man] Go home!

00:49:55.786 --> 00:49:57.120
[booing]

00:49:57.204 --> 00:49:59.081
[Jimmy] Who wants to get funky tonight?

00:49:59.164 --> 00:50:00.624
Go ahead and make it funky.

00:50:00.707 --> 00:50:01.917
Yeah!

00:50:02.000 --> 00:50:05.754
["Get Up (I Feel Like Being a)
Sex Machine" playing]

00:50:07.839 --> 00:50:11.176
<i>- ♪ Get up ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪</i>

00:50:11.259 --> 00:50:15.889
<i>- ♪ Get on up y'all ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪</i>

00:50:15.972 --> 00:50:19.851
<i>- ♪ Get on up ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪</i>

00:50:19.935 --> 00:50:23.563
<i>- ♪ Stay on the scene ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪</i>

00:50:23.647 --> 00:50:27.776
<i>- ♪ Like a sex machine ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪</i>

00:50:27.859 --> 00:50:32.114
<i>- ♪ Get on up ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪</i>

00:50:32.197 --> 00:50:35.867
<i>- ♪ Stay on the scene ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪</i>

00:50:35.951 --> 00:50:39.871
<i>- ♪ Like a sex machine ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪</i>

00:50:39.955 --> 00:50:42.499
<i>♪ Wait a minute, shake your arm ♪</i>

00:50:42.582 --> 00:50:44.376
<i>♪ Then use your form ♪</i>

00:50:44.459 --> 00:50:48.547
<i>♪ Stay on the scene, like a sex machine ♪</i>

00:50:48.630 --> 00:50:52.676
<i>♪ You got to have the feelin'
Sure as you're born ♪</i>

00:50:52.759 --> 00:50:56.555
<i>♪ Get it together
Right on, right on ♪</i>

00:50:56.638 --> 00:50:58.724
<i>- ♪ Right on, right on ♪
- ♪ Right on, right on ♪</i>

00:50:58.807 --> 00:51:00.684
<i>- ♪ Right on, right on ♪
- ♪ Right on, right on ♪</i>

00:51:00.767 --> 00:51:02.853
<i>- ♪ Right on, right on ♪
- ♪ Right on, right on ♪</i>

00:51:02.936 --> 00:51:05.021
<i>- ♪ Right on, right on ♪
- ♪ Right on, right on ♪</i>

00:51:09.317 --> 00:51:11.361
[crowd gasps]

00:51:11.445 --> 00:51:13.113
[woman squeals]

00:51:32.716 --> 00:51:33.967
[screams]

00:51:34.050 --> 00:51:35.510
[exclaiming]

00:51:36.762 --> 00:51:38.054
Ooh!

00:52:08.877 --> 00:52:12.422
[muffled music, cheering]

00:52:12.506 --> 00:52:14.341
Good God!

00:52:16.134 --> 00:52:18.053
- Looks like you had fun up there.
- Ugh.

00:52:18.136 --> 00:52:20.931
I was blending. That's what agents do.
Would you please stop?

00:52:21.014 --> 00:52:23.266
I'd like to get to Banning's table
before morning.

00:52:23.350 --> 00:52:25.936
Whoa! Hey, slut, thanks!

00:52:26.019 --> 00:52:28.021
I hate celebrities
who brush off their fans.

00:52:28.104 --> 00:52:30.982
Banning's girlfriend has been drinking.
She might be able to tell--

00:52:31.066 --> 00:52:32.067
- Clark!
- Yes?

00:52:32.150 --> 00:52:35.445
Stop. Get on the scene, sex machine.

00:52:38.073 --> 00:52:39.115
Hi.

00:52:40.784 --> 00:52:43.662
- Hi. Good evening.
- Hello.

00:52:43.745 --> 00:52:47.541
Well, we're all vaguely honored
you could join us, I suppose.

00:52:47.624 --> 00:52:51.169
Singing is my favorite type of music.

00:52:51.253 --> 00:52:52.796
Admirable.

00:52:52.879 --> 00:52:56.716
Regrettably, this is my vacuous fiancée.

00:52:56.800 --> 00:52:59.845
I think her name is Cheryl something.

00:52:59.928 --> 00:53:02.806
Charmed. I could look at you all day.

00:53:04.266 --> 00:53:06.893
You ever dance unprofessionally,

00:53:06.977 --> 00:53:08.728
Emperor?

00:53:08.812 --> 00:53:10.397
Let's see what I can do.

00:53:10.480 --> 00:53:12.315
- [Cheryl giggles]
- [Jimmy] Oh. Excuse us.

00:53:13.984 --> 00:53:14.985
Of course.

00:53:15.068 --> 00:53:17.320
[Latin music playing]

00:53:17.404 --> 00:53:18.780
Do you know how to mambo?

00:53:18.864 --> 00:53:19.906
I hope so.

00:53:22.868 --> 00:53:25.370
Whoo! [laughing]

00:53:25.453 --> 00:53:28.748
[seductive jazz music plays]

00:53:35.797 --> 00:53:38.884
Hmm. '92 Dasani.

00:53:38.967 --> 00:53:42.137
Gentle bouquet with a hint
of vinyl polychloride.

00:53:42.220 --> 00:53:45.557
Earthy, yet ethereal.

00:53:45.640 --> 00:53:47.100
Cheers.

00:53:48.184 --> 00:53:49.394
Oops.

00:53:50.061 --> 00:53:51.563
I spilled.

00:54:00.363 --> 00:54:03.366
[Jimmy] You and Banning seem very close.
Tell me about his work.

00:54:04.659 --> 00:54:06.161
I don't want to talk about him.

00:54:06.244 --> 00:54:09.831
I want to talk about you.
Such a handsome devil.

00:54:10.916 --> 00:54:12.292
So are you.

00:54:13.668 --> 00:54:17.422
[Banning] When I can't sleep at night,
which is quite often,

00:54:17.505 --> 00:54:20.050
I step into my laboratory and I play.

00:54:20.133 --> 00:54:21.676
It's not work, you see.

00:54:21.760 --> 00:54:26.473
It's glorious, wet play.

00:54:26.556 --> 00:54:31.519
Well, maybe I can come over and play.

00:54:31.603 --> 00:54:34.105
That would be very nice.

00:54:34.731 --> 00:54:36.608
The thing is...

00:54:37.734 --> 00:54:40.403
I have a small problem...

00:54:41.571 --> 00:54:43.156
trusting people.

00:54:44.115 --> 00:54:47.494
I don't know if I can trust myself
with you, Diedrich.

00:54:50.288 --> 00:54:53.375
Maybe we can come up with a way
for you to prove--

00:55:00.298 --> 00:55:03.635
Her name is Del Blaine. She's C.S.A.

00:55:04.302 --> 00:55:06.221
Oh, bloody hell.

00:55:06.304 --> 00:55:09.057
He drives a BMW
registered to Clark Devlin.

00:55:10.183 --> 00:55:15.063
You told me you dealt with Devlin
with the skateboard bomb.

00:55:15.146 --> 00:55:17.524
Yeah, well, he looks pretty alive to me.

00:55:18.233 --> 00:55:21.945
Pretty good dancer. He's all over Cheryl.
Want me to do something about that?

00:55:22.862 --> 00:55:27.158
No. Maybe the rancid tart
might actually be of some use for once.

00:55:27.242 --> 00:55:28.660
Get the boys, would you?

00:55:30.495 --> 00:55:34.541
Whoo! I am so bushed!

00:55:34.624 --> 00:55:36.584
I'm sorry. You'll have to excuse me.

00:55:36.668 --> 00:55:38.878
Unfortunate interruptus.

00:55:38.962 --> 00:55:42.382
So, my long streak of love,
here is the key to the hospitality suite,

00:55:42.465 --> 00:55:44.843
should you feel the need
to spend the night.

00:55:44.926 --> 00:55:46.386
Goodbye.

00:55:47.137 --> 00:55:51.808
Well, I think I'll just go
up to room 72-- excuse me-- 68

00:55:51.891 --> 00:55:53.476
and take a long, hot bath.

00:55:53.560 --> 00:55:57.022
In room 7268.

00:55:57.105 --> 00:55:58.815
- Good night.
- Good night.

00:56:03.903 --> 00:56:07.407
And once again, we end up with nothing.

00:56:07.490 --> 00:56:10.035
- I can get her to talk.
- And say what?

00:56:10.118 --> 00:56:12.954
[imitating Cheryl]
"Oh, Emperor, would you sign my bra?

00:56:13.038 --> 00:56:15.790
Oops, I'm not wearing one."

00:56:15.874 --> 00:56:19.085
What is it with you and bras?
She has information.

00:56:19.169 --> 00:56:22.338
[normal voice] Oh, right. And that's
why you have to go up to her hotel room.

00:56:22.422 --> 00:56:24.090
You have never seen my work.

00:56:24.924 --> 00:56:27.510
This is what Clark Devlin does best.

00:56:27.594 --> 00:56:29.054
Can I go home?

00:56:29.137 --> 00:56:32.390
- No! You have to cover me.
- With what? A shot of penicillin?

00:56:32.474 --> 00:56:35.810
- Huh?
- Fine. I'll be waiting by the pool.

00:56:35.894 --> 00:56:38.897
Wait. What's her room number again?

00:56:38.980 --> 00:56:41.232
[imitating Cheryl] 7268.

00:56:41.316 --> 00:56:44.694
7268, 7268, 7268...

00:57:12.597 --> 00:57:14.974
[R&B music playing on stereo]

00:57:15.058 --> 00:57:16.309
Yoo-hoo!

00:57:17.477 --> 00:57:18.812
Cheryl.

00:57:19.521 --> 00:57:23.942
[Cheryl] Hey, you little devil.
What kind of bubbles do you like?

00:57:24.025 --> 00:57:27.320
Little or big?

00:57:30.240 --> 00:57:32.408
Hang it for me, will you?

00:57:39.541 --> 00:57:41.835
So, I know you can dance.

00:57:41.918 --> 00:57:44.462
But what else can you do?

00:57:44.546 --> 00:57:46.506
Get on the bed. I'll show you.

00:57:46.589 --> 00:57:48.842
[giggling]

00:57:51.803 --> 00:57:54.806
Okay, Mr. Devlin, let's see your magic.

00:57:55.765 --> 00:57:59.435
[Cheryl moans]
<i>Oh, my God, your hands are like a machine.</i>

00:57:59.519 --> 00:58:02.480
I'm never working with him again.

00:58:02.564 --> 00:58:06.317
So, tell me about Diedrich's good friend,
Walter Strider.

00:58:06.401 --> 00:58:09.154
[moaning] Oh! Never heard of him.

00:58:09.863 --> 00:58:11.447
But I know Dry Martini.

00:58:11.531 --> 00:58:13.867
Maybe someone should mix us a couple.

00:58:13.950 --> 00:58:15.451
Y-O-U.

00:58:15.535 --> 00:58:17.078
Spells you.

00:58:19.497 --> 00:58:21.708
[chuckles] Oh.

00:58:23.501 --> 00:58:26.045
- You're smart.
- Really?

00:58:26.713 --> 00:58:28.548
And a good speller.

00:58:28.631 --> 00:58:32.594
Thanks. I graduated top two-thirds
of my sixth-grade class.

00:58:35.930 --> 00:58:37.223
What a gentleman.

00:58:41.561 --> 00:58:44.981
Look, it's Cocktail Barbie.

00:58:45.064 --> 00:58:47.525
- Take your clothes off and stay.
- I like my clothes on!

00:58:47.609 --> 00:58:48.818
Kinky boy!

00:58:48.902 --> 00:58:50.570
Where did you get that pin?

00:58:50.653 --> 00:58:53.781
Oh. Diedrich. Want to have a closer look?

00:58:58.536 --> 00:58:59.746
Sorry.

00:58:59.829 --> 00:59:02.707
- Look at the time. I gotta go.
- Oh, Emperor!

00:59:02.790 --> 00:59:04.959
- [gasps]
- [exclaiming]

00:59:05.043 --> 00:59:07.170
Where are you going?

00:59:07.253 --> 00:59:08.296
[Jimmy] <i>What are you doing?</i>

00:59:08.379 --> 00:59:09.839
[Cheryl] Emperor!

00:59:12.634 --> 00:59:15.595
Where are you going, you naughty boy?

00:59:15.678 --> 00:59:18.514
I adore romance when it's rough!

00:59:18.598 --> 00:59:21.184
[both grunting]

00:59:22.185 --> 00:59:23.478
[both shouting]

00:59:23.561 --> 00:59:26.648
[choking]

00:59:31.194 --> 00:59:33.238
[shouts]

00:59:33.321 --> 00:59:35.323
Come back here! You're dead meat! Come on!

00:59:40.161 --> 00:59:42.580
- [screaming]
- [grunting]

00:59:49.045 --> 00:59:51.089
- [panting]
- [giggling]

00:59:51.172 --> 00:59:52.173
Take a bath!

00:59:52.257 --> 00:59:55.385
Yes! Because I've been
a dirty, dirty girl.

00:59:55.468 --> 00:59:56.469
[kisses]

00:59:56.552 --> 00:59:59.514
- [exhales] Go fill the tub.
- Do you like it with bubbles?

00:59:59.597 --> 01:00:00.765
Hot bubbles!

01:00:00.848 --> 01:00:02.433
- Yippee!
- Yippee!

01:00:02.517 --> 01:00:04.936
[both squealing]

01:00:05.019 --> 01:00:08.398
[Cheryl] ♪ <i>Tiny bubbles in my wine ♪</i>

01:00:08.481 --> 01:00:10.191
<i>♪ Makes me feel fine ♪</i>

01:00:10.275 --> 01:00:13.278
Come on, her voice
reminds me of my mother.

01:00:13.987 --> 01:00:16.406
[Cheryl] Is that room service?

01:00:39.512 --> 01:00:41.389
What's happening?

01:00:43.516 --> 01:00:48.896
[Cheryl] What's going on under
those cute little boxers of yours?

01:01:03.328 --> 01:01:05.830
Emperor, the bubbles are perfect!

01:01:07.623 --> 01:01:10.543
Come to mama, Emperor!

01:01:10.626 --> 01:01:11.627
Coming!

01:01:16.382 --> 01:01:17.383
[yelps]

01:01:36.611 --> 01:01:37.987
[Del] Help!

01:01:39.030 --> 01:01:40.531
[shrieks]

01:01:47.288 --> 01:01:50.541
Say good night, Agent.

01:01:50.625 --> 01:01:52.627
Del Blaine. Del Blaine!

01:01:53.711 --> 01:01:57.256
[man screaming]

01:02:07.975 --> 01:02:09.477
Sorry!

01:02:11.896 --> 01:02:14.690
- [Cheryl] Emperor!
- This is not what I signed up for!

01:02:14.774 --> 01:02:16.901
- [Cheryl] I need my bathroom bud.
- She's taking a bath.

01:02:16.984 --> 01:02:18.277
What happened to your nose?

01:02:18.361 --> 01:02:20.488
[gasping]

01:02:20.571 --> 01:02:21.697
[Del] Sorry!

01:02:22.657 --> 01:02:23.783
Honeymooners.

01:02:23.866 --> 01:02:26.035
Yeah, some things never change.

01:02:26.119 --> 01:02:29.872
[Cheryl] Emperor! Emperor, come back!

01:02:29.956 --> 01:02:31.124
Please!

01:02:33.543 --> 01:02:35.294
- Oh...
- [door rattling]

01:02:35.378 --> 01:02:38.423
Come on. Get going!

01:02:39.882 --> 01:02:41.175
[Del] Ouch!

01:02:41.259 --> 01:02:43.386
Can't you do anything?

01:02:45.304 --> 01:02:47.098
Why are you so mad?

01:02:47.181 --> 01:02:49.058
Gee, let me think.

01:02:49.142 --> 01:02:52.019
Because big, ugly men
are trying to kill me?

01:02:52.103 --> 01:02:56.441
Because I got stuck with a millionaire
playboy dilettante for a partner?

01:02:56.524 --> 01:02:59.110
You don't care how you make people feel.

01:02:59.193 --> 01:03:02.071
I happen to be
an extremely sensitive person.

01:03:02.155 --> 01:03:03.322
[groans]

01:03:05.450 --> 01:03:08.453
Okay. You think you know feelings.
Look at me.

01:03:09.495 --> 01:03:10.997
How do I feel?

01:03:12.081 --> 01:03:13.916
- Sick.
- Sad!

01:03:14.000 --> 01:03:15.251
What about now?

01:03:17.879 --> 01:03:19.172
Constipated.

01:03:21.007 --> 01:03:22.300
Creepy.

01:03:22.383 --> 01:03:23.926
Horny.

01:03:24.927 --> 01:03:26.512
[laughing]...is funny.

01:03:26.596 --> 01:03:28.139
[grunting]...is angry.

01:03:28.222 --> 01:03:29.640
Aaah... is crazy.

01:03:29.724 --> 01:03:30.975
You know nothing.

01:03:31.058 --> 01:03:33.478
This is why you don't have a boyfriend.

01:03:33.561 --> 01:03:35.897
No wonder you didn't get anything
from Banning.

01:03:35.980 --> 01:03:39.108
Oh. Right,
I didn't get anything from Banning,

01:03:39.192 --> 01:03:41.903
- except where his frigging lab is.
- Where?

01:03:41.986 --> 01:03:45.114
Let's see if the great master agent
can figure it out.

01:03:45.198 --> 01:03:47.617
Banning said he sometimes
has trouble sleeping.

01:03:47.700 --> 01:03:50.578
Big secret. All men have trouble sleeping.

01:03:50.661 --> 01:03:54.248
Sometimes at night he goes down
and works in his lab.

01:03:54.999 --> 01:03:56.542
He sleeps in his lab?

01:03:56.626 --> 01:03:58.169
He sleeps in his bedroom.

01:03:58.252 --> 01:04:01.547
- His lab's in his bedroom?
- No.

01:04:01.631 --> 01:04:03.508
Get your facts straight.

01:04:03.591 --> 01:04:06.594
His lab is at his house.

01:04:06.677 --> 01:04:09.263
His casa. Where he lives. Get it?

01:04:12.266 --> 01:04:13.267
Excellent.

01:04:14.519 --> 01:04:17.688
You passed the test.
I'll put in a good word with the boss.

01:04:17.772 --> 01:04:19.357
Let's go see Chalmers tonight.

01:04:19.440 --> 01:04:21.484
No. Keep him out of this.

01:04:21.567 --> 01:04:23.361
Just you and me.

01:04:23.444 --> 01:04:26.155
If you're so good at this,
tell me something about me.

01:04:27.281 --> 01:04:28.491
Okay.

01:04:29.742 --> 01:04:31.369
You have a big crush on me.

01:04:32.161 --> 01:04:33.746
And I know your name is Del Blaine.

01:04:34.705 --> 01:04:37.500
First of all, you wish. And...

01:04:39.043 --> 01:04:40.878
my real name is Delilah.

01:04:40.962 --> 01:04:42.421
Delilah?

01:04:44.549 --> 01:04:45.716
Suits you.

01:04:47.760 --> 01:04:49.345
- Hey.
- Hmm?

01:05:00.106 --> 01:05:04.026
- [Jimmy grunting]
- Oh! [giggling]

01:05:04.110 --> 01:05:06.862
<i>Oh, Emperor!</i>

01:05:06.946 --> 01:05:10.283
Oh, God, Clark, isn't anything sacred?

01:05:10.366 --> 01:05:13.953
<i>Ow! Rug burns are so sexy!</i>

01:05:14.036 --> 01:05:15.329
It's the driver!

01:05:21.961 --> 01:05:23.254
Thank you.

01:05:23.337 --> 01:05:24.422
Invitations?

01:05:24.505 --> 01:05:25.548
Yes.

01:05:25.631 --> 01:05:27.758
Why don't you offer him five bucks?

01:05:27.842 --> 01:05:29.427
I have them somewhere.

01:05:31.637 --> 01:05:33.598
Nice party, huh?

01:05:34.599 --> 01:05:38.894
So, strong, silent type.
I got the whole bouncer package.

01:05:40.271 --> 01:05:42.231
I didn't mean your package.

01:05:42.315 --> 01:05:44.942
Thank you, Dr. Schwartz.

01:05:45.735 --> 01:05:47.570
Shalom. Come, darling.

01:05:49.989 --> 01:05:53.367
[Del] Product launch, my ass.
Let's go find Banning's lab.

01:05:53.451 --> 01:05:58.289
[dance music playing]

01:06:26.067 --> 01:06:27.193
Let's go.

01:06:54.011 --> 01:06:56.097
Are you trying to get me alone?

01:06:56.806 --> 01:06:58.432
Where'd they go?

01:06:58.516 --> 01:07:02.186
Don't tell me the great Clark Devlin
can't come up with an answer.

01:07:13.906 --> 01:07:17.493
Although, he can walk on water.

01:07:20.204 --> 01:07:22.540
It's a trick, right?

01:07:25.418 --> 01:07:28.045
[machinery whirring]

01:07:38.389 --> 01:07:39.598
Come on!

01:07:50.484 --> 01:07:51.485
Wow!

01:07:51.569 --> 01:07:54.155
- Mr. Devlin likes insects too.
- [Del] What?

01:07:54.238 --> 01:07:58.325
Oh, I mean, sometimes I speak of myself
in the third person.

01:07:58.409 --> 01:08:00.703
Hmm, Del Blaine thinks you're a freak.

01:08:01.829 --> 01:08:03.581
[man] Have you cleaned the tanks?

01:08:04.957 --> 01:08:07.376
- [Jimmy] What are they doing down there?
- [Del] I don't know.

01:08:07.460 --> 01:08:09.503
When you're done here,
go and sweep the tunnels.

01:08:09.587 --> 01:08:11.797
Don't use the blower.
I can tell the difference.

01:08:11.881 --> 01:08:15.050
And don't touch the tequila.
That's for me and Mr. Banning.

01:08:15.134 --> 01:08:17.428
- Whatever you say, Dr. Simms.
- Louder.

01:08:17.511 --> 01:08:19.555
- Yes, Dr. Simms.
- Okay, Dr. Simms.

01:08:19.638 --> 01:08:22.141
We better hope
the little ones follow the queen.

01:08:22.224 --> 01:08:24.477
Well, if they don't,
the stock is gonna be worthless.

01:08:24.560 --> 01:08:25.978
Follow the queen?

01:08:26.771 --> 01:08:28.939
Well, have you seen Cheryl?
Maybe he's gay.

01:08:29.023 --> 01:08:30.900
Cheryl? No.

01:08:30.983 --> 01:08:33.444
[man] Man, let's get out of here.
Let's go have a smoke.

01:08:41.911 --> 01:08:44.288
Hey, how did you...

01:08:45.498 --> 01:08:46.540
Whatever.

01:08:47.333 --> 01:08:48.501
Look at this.

01:08:49.668 --> 01:08:51.420
[air hissing]

01:08:52.087 --> 01:08:54.048
[Del] He's pinpointed
the national reservoirs.

01:08:54.131 --> 01:08:56.383
He's going to poison the water?

01:08:56.467 --> 01:08:59.345
Not with that stuff. It's too detectable
and there's government safeguards.

01:08:59.428 --> 01:09:02.139
- Let's check out the computer.
- Now you're thinking.

01:09:02.932 --> 01:09:06.143
[device beeping]

01:09:06.227 --> 01:09:09.104
Who are they?
They shouldn't be in the lab.

01:09:09.188 --> 01:09:10.648
Let's go.

01:09:11.649 --> 01:09:14.235
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, your God, what?

01:09:14.318 --> 01:09:16.946
[Del] DNA recombinant microbes
carrying a T-4 genome.

01:09:17.029 --> 01:09:18.489
English.

01:09:18.572 --> 01:09:20.991
Genetically-induced
hydrogen-oxygen barrier.

01:09:21.742 --> 01:09:23.577
Normal person's English.

01:09:23.661 --> 01:09:25.955
[Del] Dehydrating water.
Drink it, you'll shrivel up and die.

01:09:26.038 --> 01:09:30.042
But the big question is, how is he going
to introduce it into the water supply?

01:09:30.125 --> 01:09:32.086
[door clanging open]

01:09:32.169 --> 01:09:33.546
I think we better go.

01:09:33.629 --> 01:09:34.672
Go.

01:09:37.967 --> 01:09:39.760
Quick, over there by the wall.

01:09:43.222 --> 01:09:44.348
Nobody here.

01:09:44.431 --> 01:09:46.100
Let's check the hatchery.

01:09:50.062 --> 01:09:51.689
[Del] You're on my foot.

01:09:55.401 --> 01:09:58.320
- What was that about?
- Shh. Go.

01:10:00.114 --> 01:10:02.241
[Del] How did they miss us?
What, are they blind?

01:10:02.741 --> 01:10:04.410
Don't look up my skirt.

01:10:07.746 --> 01:10:09.832
[R&B music playing]

01:10:09.915 --> 01:10:12.459
[chattering]

01:10:30.227 --> 01:10:31.645
Banning's got the bacteria,

01:10:31.729 --> 01:10:33.981
but he has to transport it
from his lab to the water.

01:10:34.064 --> 01:10:36.150
- There's no way he can.
- Maybe with airplanes?

01:10:36.233 --> 01:10:40.446
Not possible. Besides, even if he could
get it to a reservoir undetected,

01:10:40.529 --> 01:10:42.990
an alarm would trigger the second
the surface of the water is broken.

01:10:43.073 --> 01:10:44.909
You're really smart.

01:10:44.992 --> 01:10:49.371
It's an act. I'm an inexperienced girl
trying to bluff her way through.

01:10:49.455 --> 01:10:50.998
You are?

01:10:51.081 --> 01:10:53.667
Come on. Stop humoring me. Just be honest.

01:10:56.670 --> 01:10:57.880
Honest?

01:10:58.881 --> 01:11:01.884
All right.
You think I'm the great Clark Devlin.

01:11:01.967 --> 01:11:03.427
[phone ringing]

01:11:04.678 --> 01:11:06.013
Yeah, hello.

01:11:07.222 --> 01:11:09.224
Steena, I can't talk right now.

01:11:14.480 --> 01:11:16.815
Yeah, I can handle it.

01:11:19.652 --> 01:11:20.819
Bad news?

01:11:20.903 --> 01:11:23.864
Can we go somewhere and be alone?

01:11:24.615 --> 01:11:25.741
Sure.

01:11:30.287 --> 01:11:31.830
I didn't know you were so strong.

01:11:31.914 --> 01:11:35.000
- Take off your clothes!
- Let's not do anything we'll regret.

01:11:35.084 --> 01:11:37.378
- Take off your clothes!
- What's happening?

01:11:37.461 --> 01:11:39.964
Look, I knew the second I met you
you weren't Clark Devlin.

01:11:40.047 --> 01:11:41.966
Now take off the tuxedo.
It doesn't belong to you.

01:11:42.049 --> 01:11:45.803
- I wanted to tell you but didn't know how.
- Take off your clothes.

01:11:45.886 --> 01:11:47.554
- [toilet flushes]
- What is that?

01:11:48.514 --> 01:11:51.600
- Hey, you! Out here.
- Okay.

01:11:51.684 --> 01:11:54.061
- Take the clothes.
- Okay.

01:11:54.144 --> 01:11:57.648
Slow down. My name's Jimmy Tong.
I'm Mr. Devlin's driver.

01:11:57.731 --> 01:11:59.942
He asked me to find Walter Strider.

01:12:00.025 --> 01:12:03.112
I don't want to hear any more lies.
Give me the watch and the shoes.

01:12:03.195 --> 01:12:06.198
Where's Clark Devlin? And how did you
think you were gonna get away with this?

01:12:06.281 --> 01:12:09.118
Things happened.
I decided to go with the flow.

01:12:10.577 --> 01:12:11.870
What about the underwear?

01:12:11.954 --> 01:12:15.374
They're mine. I mean, my roommate's.

01:12:16.166 --> 01:12:19.003
Jimmy. Suits you.

01:12:22.172 --> 01:12:24.216
These are my roommate's, too.

01:12:24.299 --> 01:12:26.093
Go finish your business.

01:12:30.305 --> 01:12:31.557
Excuse me.

01:12:31.640 --> 01:12:33.767
- Have you seen the Emperor?
- No.

01:12:35.310 --> 01:12:37.646
Impolite to leave
without saying goodbye to the host.

01:12:37.730 --> 01:12:39.732
- I was looking for Diedrich.
- I'll take you to him.

01:12:39.815 --> 01:12:42.651
[electronic dance music playing]

01:12:46.572 --> 01:12:48.657
[Banning]
Like a big terrier with a little rat.

01:12:48.741 --> 01:12:50.993
I think she was down in the lab.

01:12:51.076 --> 01:12:54.580
Well, at least your interest in water
was genuine.

01:12:54.663 --> 01:12:56.832
Look, I'm here because of you.

01:12:56.915 --> 01:12:59.084
You wanted to know if I could be trusted?

01:12:59.168 --> 01:13:03.047
I bet this tux is just your size.

01:13:07.926 --> 01:13:09.636
Thank you.

01:13:12.139 --> 01:13:16.060
[beeping]

01:13:17.227 --> 01:13:19.480
We got a positive location on Blaine, sir.

01:13:19.563 --> 01:13:21.106
[Chalmers] <i>How long till we get to her?</i>

01:13:21.190 --> 01:13:22.566
Twenty minutes.

01:13:23.400 --> 01:13:25.027
I've transmitted the coordinates.

01:13:26.028 --> 01:13:27.654
[Jimmy] <i>Dear Mr. Devlin,</i>

01:13:27.738 --> 01:13:30.824
<i>I did the best I could,
but it wasn't good enough.</i>

01:13:30.908 --> 01:13:33.410
<i>I did not find Walter Strider for you.</i>

01:13:33.494 --> 01:13:35.913
<i>I also lost your tuxedo.</i>

01:13:35.996 --> 01:13:38.499
<i>I'm sure you will get it back.</i>

01:13:38.582 --> 01:13:43.462
<i>I guess I will go back to being
what I was before I met you.</i>

01:14:12.783 --> 01:14:14.535
Water strider.

01:14:20.499 --> 01:14:22.751
Water strider.

01:14:22.835 --> 01:14:24.503
Water strider!

01:14:24.586 --> 01:14:25.587
Stupid!

01:14:25.671 --> 01:14:28.799
[Banning] My beautiful little darlings.

01:14:28.882 --> 01:14:30.509
[Del] <i>Gerris marginatus,</i>

01:14:30.592 --> 01:14:35.430
a species native to Southeast Asia,
commonly known as the water strider.

01:14:36.849 --> 01:14:38.183
"Walter Strider."

01:14:38.267 --> 01:14:41.436
Yes, the water strider. Very good.

01:14:41.520 --> 01:14:45.190
Well, it's brilliant.
They touch down on the reservoirs.

01:14:45.274 --> 01:14:47.192
Their little feet transfer
a deadly bacteria

01:14:47.276 --> 01:14:48.944
without breaking the surface of the water,

01:14:49.027 --> 01:14:53.657
so no alarms sound, and it looks
like a nasty little trick of nature.

01:14:53.740 --> 01:14:56.618
Fortunately, there is
one drinkable water source.

01:14:56.702 --> 01:14:59.496
[gasps] Yours.

01:15:00.164 --> 01:15:01.999
[laughing]

01:15:02.082 --> 01:15:05.502
[Del] Diedrich, you're a genius.
Too bad it won't work.

01:15:08.589 --> 01:15:10.007
You're so wrong.

01:15:10.090 --> 01:15:13.010
Wrong, wrong, wrong.

01:15:13.093 --> 01:15:15.220
It will work because my plan is perfect.

01:15:15.304 --> 01:15:18.599
Sorry, Mr. Banning.
It's your plan and mine.

01:15:18.682 --> 01:15:22.269
- Um, it's ours.
- Shut up. Explain.

01:15:22.352 --> 01:15:24.313
Oh. All righty.

01:15:24.396 --> 01:15:28.650
The life cycle of the <i>Gerris marginatus</i>
begins with mating,

01:15:28.734 --> 01:15:32.738
something Dr. Simms
is not personally familiar with.

01:15:32.821 --> 01:15:36.200
Anyhoo, the insects swarm to fresh water,

01:15:36.283 --> 01:15:39.578
where fertilized eggs are deposited
on the underside of lotus leaves

01:15:39.661 --> 01:15:41.914
and hatch into larvae.

01:15:41.997 --> 01:15:44.833
Spare me the Discovery Channel blather.

01:15:44.917 --> 01:15:46.001
[cackling]

01:15:46.084 --> 01:15:49.254
- Tell me why it won't work.
- Yeah, tell us.

01:15:49.922 --> 01:15:51.298
Why it won't work.

01:15:51.381 --> 01:15:54.384
This is the northern hemisphere, correct?

01:15:54.468 --> 01:15:57.512
You incubated insects
native to the southern hemisphere.

01:15:57.596 --> 01:16:02.059
So simply, it is too cold for them
to mature sexually.

01:16:02.142 --> 01:16:04.728
Much like Simms here.

01:16:05.395 --> 01:16:09.483
Therefore, they won't mate.
Therefore, they won't seek out water.

01:16:10.859 --> 01:16:11.944
Is this true?

01:16:12.986 --> 01:16:15.739
No. I knew a girl once. In college.

01:16:15.822 --> 01:16:17.241
Quite well. Very well.

01:16:17.324 --> 01:16:19.785
And then, you remember Cousin Doris?

01:16:19.868 --> 01:16:22.704
- No, Simms, the bugs.
- The bugs.

01:16:23.789 --> 01:16:27.459
You're not going to believe this hoochie,
are you, Mr. Banning?

01:16:28.293 --> 01:16:31.505
Oh, yeah?
Ask him if I lied about the tuxedo.

01:16:31.588 --> 01:16:34.591
That tuxedo is all right. It's--

01:16:34.675 --> 01:16:39.554
All right? That is the most incredible
piece of technology on the planet.

01:16:39.638 --> 01:16:45.185
And I am laying it in your big, hot hands.

01:16:45.269 --> 01:16:47.980
Mr. Banning, release the bugs.

01:16:48.063 --> 01:16:49.690
Go ahead. Do what he tells you.

01:16:49.773 --> 01:16:53.110
You might have a chance at second prize
at a junior high school science fair.

01:16:53.193 --> 01:16:55.779
But you can forget your dreams
of world domination.

01:16:55.862 --> 01:16:59.324
Slip into it, Diedrich. See how it feels.

01:17:12.129 --> 01:17:14.840
[Devlin] <i>The other 10% is in there,
and you've got plenty of it.</i>

01:17:23.056 --> 01:17:24.766
Hey, Dr. Schwartz.

01:17:26.893 --> 01:17:29.438
Tell your boss Clark Devlin is back.

01:17:29.521 --> 01:17:31.023
[guns cocking]

01:17:43.118 --> 01:17:44.369
Drapes nicely.

01:18:02.304 --> 01:18:06.975
- It certainly puts a spring in one's step.
- Happy to have lightened your loafers.

01:18:07.059 --> 01:18:09.895
One question. Why are you doing this?

01:18:09.978 --> 01:18:12.481
[alarm blaring]

01:18:15.567 --> 01:18:16.902
What the hell is this?

01:18:16.985 --> 01:18:20.238
This is the moment where
50 C.S.A. commandos storm in,

01:18:20.322 --> 01:18:24.076
take you, your pretentious accent,
your jackass sideburns,

01:18:24.159 --> 01:18:26.244
to the federal pen, where, guess what,

01:18:26.328 --> 01:18:30.832
all they serve is
highly chlorinated tap water.

01:18:30.916 --> 01:18:33.877
Presenting Clark Devlin.

01:18:40.467 --> 01:18:44.888
Have I told you how amazing
you look in this tuxedo?

01:18:46.723 --> 01:18:47.724
Ugh.

01:18:47.808 --> 01:18:51.269
- Simms, prepare for release.
- With pleasure, sir.

01:18:52.104 --> 01:18:55.357
[computerized female voice] <i>Hatchery doors
opening. Water sources targeted.</i>

01:18:56.066 --> 01:18:59.945
<i>Pods will begin releasing striders
in five minutes.</i>

01:19:03.573 --> 01:19:04.616
[beeping]

01:19:04.699 --> 01:19:07.536
<i>Maturation level, 85%.</i>

01:19:13.083 --> 01:19:15.627
- Why are you here?
- [groaning] I've come to save you.

01:19:15.710 --> 01:19:17.963
That's great.
What about the big guys with guns?

01:19:22.801 --> 01:19:24.928
For years I've heard about you.

01:19:25.011 --> 01:19:28.348
Now that we finally meet,
I find that the great Clark Devlin

01:19:28.432 --> 01:19:30.434
is nothing more than an ordinary man

01:19:30.517 --> 01:19:34.312
who's about to die an extraordinary death.

01:19:34.396 --> 01:19:36.940
You're right. Except for one thing.

01:19:37.023 --> 01:19:38.567
My name's Tong.

01:19:38.650 --> 01:19:39.651
James Tong.

01:19:50.078 --> 01:19:51.496
You okay?

01:19:51.580 --> 01:19:54.291
- Is there something you want to tell me?
- Later.

01:19:56.960 --> 01:19:59.129
Oh, you've got a good suit as well.

01:20:06.761 --> 01:20:08.096
[grunts]

01:20:11.057 --> 01:20:12.225
All right!

01:20:39.753 --> 01:20:43.632
[yelps, screams]

01:20:43.715 --> 01:20:45.383
- [grunts]
- [shouts]

01:20:54.684 --> 01:20:56.520
[electricity crackling]

01:20:59.356 --> 01:21:04.069
<i>X-4 genome bacteria-induced
water striders 100% mature.</i>

01:21:05.070 --> 01:21:08.740
<i>Bacteria drop sites identified.</i>

01:21:08.823 --> 01:21:10.450
<i>Pods now opening.</i>

01:21:10.534 --> 01:21:13.078
What are you doing? No! No!

01:21:13.161 --> 01:21:15.288
She's ruining everything.

01:21:16.164 --> 01:21:19.584
<i>Electrical malfunction.
Hatchery door is disengaged.</i>

01:21:19.668 --> 01:21:24.297
- Ah! I knew girls like you in high school.
- Yeah? Did they do this?

01:21:25.173 --> 01:21:26.466
Uh-huh. They did.

01:21:27.217 --> 01:21:30.220
Mr. Banning, you must open
the hatch manually.

01:21:30.303 --> 01:21:31.346
Sod off.

01:21:32.097 --> 01:21:34.683
<i>Manual hatch release required.</i>

01:21:43.400 --> 01:21:45.485
<i>Manual hatch release required.</i>

01:21:52.742 --> 01:21:56.746
<i>Rotate valve counterclockwise
to open hatch.</i>

01:22:18.643 --> 01:22:20.020
Get off.

01:22:23.231 --> 01:22:25.150
Bloody open!

01:22:25.233 --> 01:22:28.903
<i>Manual procedure complete.
Hatchery doors opening.</i>

01:22:31.323 --> 01:22:32.657
[grunts]

01:22:36.036 --> 01:22:39.164
<i>Airborne striders awaiting queen release.</i>

01:22:42.167 --> 01:22:44.210
[dance music playing]

01:22:45.128 --> 01:22:47.130
<i>Hatchery doors opening.</i>

01:22:50.342 --> 01:22:52.552
Clark! I mean, Jimmy, help me!

01:22:53.303 --> 01:22:54.846
I'm busy.

01:22:55.555 --> 01:23:00.435
<i>All mature striders ready for release.
Bacteria-laced microbes fully activated.</i>

01:23:02.604 --> 01:23:04.898
[both choking]

01:23:07.984 --> 01:23:11.112
His head is about to explode. Look at him.

01:23:11.905 --> 01:23:14.407
Look at him!

01:23:16.409 --> 01:23:21.206
You might know a few tricks,
but you're just a sad, pathetic man.

01:23:35.804 --> 01:23:37.347
[screams]

01:23:46.272 --> 01:23:49.234
Smoking is bad for your health. You okay?

01:23:49.317 --> 01:23:51.319
Yeah, duh. By the way, nice going.

01:23:51.403 --> 01:23:55.448
Now millions of people are gonna die
of dehydration. You left the hatch open.

01:23:56.157 --> 01:23:57.450
[Jimmy] They're not flying away.

01:23:58.702 --> 01:24:00.537
Yeah. What are they waiting for?

01:24:00.620 --> 01:24:04.207
They are waiting to follow the queen.

01:24:04.290 --> 01:24:06.710
<i>Airborne striders awaiting queen release.</i>

01:24:06.793 --> 01:24:08.837
[Del] Oh, my God. For once, you're right.

01:24:08.920 --> 01:24:12.716
The queen is gonna lead the striders to
freshwater sites all over North America.

01:24:12.799 --> 01:24:14.884
Quick, grab it before it's released.

01:24:14.968 --> 01:24:16.886
<i>Queen strider disengaged.</i>

01:24:16.970 --> 01:24:19.347
<i>- Alert. Queen strider disengaged.</i>
- [alarm blaring]

01:24:19.431 --> 01:24:20.640
Let's go.

01:24:21.558 --> 01:24:23.017
He's got the queen!

01:24:23.101 --> 01:24:26.855
Oh! [shrieking]

01:24:32.277 --> 01:24:33.737
[yelps] Oh!

01:24:37.532 --> 01:24:38.742
You dropped it.

01:24:38.825 --> 01:24:41.453
[buzzing]

01:25:05.643 --> 01:25:06.644
[whimpers]

01:25:10.023 --> 01:25:11.316
Don't move!

01:25:22.577 --> 01:25:23.870
[exclaims]

01:25:30.043 --> 01:25:31.628
[muffled screaming]

01:25:34.631 --> 01:25:36.508
[giggling]

01:25:53.441 --> 01:25:56.653
[buzzing]

01:26:01.866 --> 01:26:04.118
Ow. [neck cracks]

01:26:04.202 --> 01:26:06.454
[shouting]

01:26:22.679 --> 01:26:24.556
[gagging]

01:26:36.609 --> 01:26:39.946
[buzzing intensifies]

01:26:48.121 --> 01:26:52.250
[Del] Sir? Excuse me.
I deserve to see this.

01:26:54.002 --> 01:26:55.295
Ugh.

01:26:58.548 --> 01:27:01.009
[alarm blaring]

01:27:01.092 --> 01:27:02.218
Trouble.

01:27:14.564 --> 01:27:17.525
Okay, okay, make hustle, ladies.
Let's go. Let's go.

01:27:17.609 --> 01:27:19.027
Watch out, Aqua-Lung.

01:27:20.069 --> 01:27:21.362
Hey, pal, nice suit.

01:27:22.071 --> 01:27:24.157
It's okay, kitten.
Everything is gonna be all right.

01:27:24.240 --> 01:27:26.618
It's not okay. You just decked the hero.

01:27:27.243 --> 01:27:30.538
I'm a genius, and I can testify
for a piece of immunity.

01:27:30.622 --> 01:27:32.540
Also, I'm from a neutral country.

01:27:32.624 --> 01:27:33.833
Shut it!

01:27:33.917 --> 01:27:37.337
- Looks like we got here just in time.
- Oh, to what? Take credit?

01:27:37.420 --> 01:27:39.172
Oh, you're hilarious, Blaine.

01:27:39.255 --> 01:27:43.217
Winton Chalmers, C.S.A. I spearheaded
the operation that took down Banning.

01:27:43.301 --> 01:27:46.679
- I bet you're Jimmy Tong.
- Here's your tuxedo. You happy now?

01:27:46.763 --> 01:27:49.974
I will be when I get it
safely back to headquarters.

01:27:50.058 --> 01:27:53.645
By the way, Blaine, not a bad job
for your first time in the field.

01:27:53.728 --> 01:27:55.146
Well, I didn't do it alone.

01:27:55.229 --> 01:27:57.357
She always says nice things about me.

01:27:57.440 --> 01:28:00.026
Yeah, when you finally do something right,
you deserve the credit.

01:28:00.109 --> 01:28:03.738
Well, sir, it's an honor to help
the United States of America.

01:28:03.821 --> 01:28:06.324
I feel exactly the same way, soldier.

01:28:06.407 --> 01:28:09.994
You don't think you're gonna get away with
a bureaucratic pat on the butt, do you?

01:28:10.078 --> 01:28:11.329
Well, I'm hoping to.

01:28:11.412 --> 01:28:13.748
[laughing]

01:28:21.464 --> 01:28:24.092
Ooh! Man down, people.

01:28:24.175 --> 01:28:26.260
[gasping]

01:28:27.387 --> 01:28:28.429
Well...

01:28:30.056 --> 01:28:32.684
there is one thing you can do for me.

01:28:32.767 --> 01:28:34.394
And that would be?

01:28:34.894 --> 01:28:36.604
[Steena]
All right, tracking systems locked on.

01:28:36.688 --> 01:28:38.606
Anybody screws up and your ass is mine.

01:28:38.690 --> 01:28:40.858
- Block off this end of the street.
- [man 1 on radio] <i>Roger that.</i>

01:28:40.942 --> 01:28:43.736
We're T-minus 30 and counting.
Is everyone in position?

01:28:43.820 --> 01:28:47.532
- [man 2] <i>Manhole agent, up.</i>
- [Steena] Flower lady, hot dog vendor, go!

01:28:47.615 --> 01:28:50.034
Replace the hot dog vendor.
Come on. Hustle. Let's go.

01:28:50.118 --> 01:28:52.078
[man 3]
<i>This is Bird Three. The street is secure.</i>

01:28:52.161 --> 01:28:53.454
[man 4] <i>Uh-oh. Bike messenger.</i>

01:28:53.538 --> 01:28:56.124
[Steena] Hostile forces moving in.
Go on, Randall. Take him out.

01:28:56.207 --> 01:28:59.419
- [Randall] <i>Roger. T- 14 descending.</i>
- [man 4] <i>Advance lead operation vehicle.</i>

01:29:01.587 --> 01:29:03.506
[Steena]
Bring in the package as soon as I cross.

01:29:03.589 --> 01:29:06.300
- [man 4] <i>Roger that. Package on the move.</i>
- [Steena] Hustle, people.

01:29:06.384 --> 01:29:09.595
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
It's showtime.

01:29:11.514 --> 01:29:12.640
How's our package?

01:29:12.724 --> 01:29:17.186
- I forget what to say!
- [Del] You can do this. Focus. Go.

01:29:17.270 --> 01:29:18.271
Go!

01:29:19.105 --> 01:29:21.482
- [man 4] <i>Package dropped.</i>
- [Randall] <i>Roger, target locked.</i>

01:29:21.566 --> 01:29:23.568
Jimmy, what do you say?

01:29:27.947 --> 01:29:29.782
The name's Tong.

01:29:30.742 --> 01:29:32.368
James Tong.

01:29:33.494 --> 01:29:35.621
I'm the man. I'm the man.

01:29:35.705 --> 01:29:38.499
- [Steena] <i>Did you tell him to say that?</i>
- [Del] <i>No. Well, sort of.</i>

01:29:38.583 --> 01:29:39.667
[Steena] <i>Oh, God.</i>

01:29:39.751 --> 01:29:40.752
[Devlin] <i>Relax.</i>

01:29:40.835 --> 01:29:42.837
<i>- He's just pumping out pheromones.</i>
- [Steena] <i>Clark, shut up.</i>

01:29:42.920 --> 01:29:44.797
[Devlin] <i>I do believe I'm in charge
of this operation.</i>

01:29:44.881 --> 01:29:46.507
[Steena] <i>The package is locked on target.</i>

01:29:46.591 --> 01:29:48.926
- Why did you wear those pants?
- [Devlin] <i>He's stopping.</i>

01:29:49.010 --> 01:29:50.094
[Del] <i>What's he stopping for?</i>

01:29:50.178 --> 01:29:52.305
- [Steena] <i>Why is he stopping?</i>
- [Devlin] <i>Use the door, Jimmy.</i>

01:29:52.388 --> 01:29:55.183
[man 1] <i>Have you seen her? He's out
of his league, if you know what I mean.</i>

01:29:55.266 --> 01:29:57.101
- [laughter]
- [Devlin] <i>He's like a hunter.</i>

01:29:57.185 --> 01:29:59.479
- [man 2] <i>It's the gallery owner.</i>
- [Steena] <i>Quiet.</i>

01:30:00.354 --> 01:30:02.482
<i>Nice. Clark, please, would you focus?</i>

01:30:02.565 --> 01:30:04.400
- He's about to speak.
- Open your mouth.

01:30:04.484 --> 01:30:06.819
- Hi.
- Hi.

01:30:06.903 --> 01:30:09.363
- That's the girl?
- [man 1] <i>He came up with that on his own.</i>

01:30:09.447 --> 01:30:10.615
She's not that pretty.

01:30:10.698 --> 01:30:13.451
- [Steena] <i>Jimmy, smile, come on.</i>
- [Devlin] <i>Move on to something else.</i>

01:30:13.534 --> 01:30:15.828
- He doesn't look so good.
- He doesn't look so good.

01:30:15.912 --> 01:30:18.414
- He doesn't look so good.
- He doesn't look so good.

01:30:18.498 --> 01:30:20.583
- Clark, give him a line.
- Steena, shut up.

01:30:20.666 --> 01:30:22.877
- Just look deep into her eyes.
- [Del] <i>Clark, no.</i>

01:30:22.960 --> 01:30:25.088
- [Steena] <i>Doesn't work.</i>
- [man 1] <i>He's hyperventilating.</i>

01:30:25.171 --> 01:30:26.506
Don't listen to them. Listen to me.

01:30:26.589 --> 01:30:29.217
I can't think with you screaming
in my ear.

01:30:29.300 --> 01:30:32.678
- [Steena] <i>Everybody calm down, all right?</i>
- Not you. Her. No, her.

01:30:32.762 --> 01:30:37.016
Look deep into her eyes and tell her
you had a dream about her last night.

01:30:37.100 --> 01:30:38.851
- Clark, be quiet.
- Del, will you shut up?

01:30:38.935 --> 01:30:40.520
Uh...

01:30:40.603 --> 01:30:42.647
I hate to say this, but don't take advice

01:30:42.730 --> 01:30:44.357
- from women about women.
- [Del] <i>Shut up.</i>

01:30:44.440 --> 01:30:46.984
- [Steena] <i>Clark, you've been reassigned.</i>
- The voices are screaming in my ear.

01:30:47.068 --> 01:30:49.946
Hey, if you can hear me,
wipe that look off your face.

01:30:50.029 --> 01:30:52.281
[grunts] Remember me?

01:30:52.365 --> 01:30:54.575
- Hooters. Soul patch.
- [all groaning on radio]

01:30:54.659 --> 01:30:56.994
Okay, I'm going to have
to ask you to leave.

01:30:57.078 --> 01:31:00.248
I'm the love of my li--
You're the love of my life!

01:31:00.331 --> 01:31:04.168
- [Devlin] <i>Never tell them you love them.</i>
- Can you have dinner with me?

01:31:04.961 --> 01:31:07.797
- Get out.
- Pretty sure he crapped his pants, people.

01:31:07.880 --> 01:31:09.632
- I just want to have dinner.
- Get out now!

01:31:09.715 --> 01:31:10.842
- [Jimmy] Lunch?
- Now!

01:31:11.968 --> 01:31:14.929
[Steena] <i>We're terminating this mission.
Pack it up and roll home.</i>

01:31:16.722 --> 01:31:18.766
I think I blew it, Mr. Devlin.

01:31:18.850 --> 01:31:22.270
Jimmy, I wrote the book on this stuff.
You didn't blow it. You outgrew her.

01:31:22.353 --> 01:31:23.396
Maybe.

01:31:23.479 --> 01:31:25.606
[Devlin]
<i>Tell you what. Take the weekend off.</i>

01:31:25.690 --> 01:31:28.901
First thing Monday morning, we'll head
somewhere with more interesting prospects.

01:31:28.985 --> 01:31:31.154
- How about Monte Carlo?
- Sounds good.

01:31:31.237 --> 01:31:33.614
Thanks, Mr. Devlin. Thanks, everybody.

01:31:33.698 --> 01:31:36.701
- [man 1] <i>It's okay, Jimmy.</i>
- [man 2] <i>A lot of fish. Hang in there.</i>

01:31:37.451 --> 01:31:41.330
Well, if you were trying to get her
to notice you, mission accomplished.

01:31:41.414 --> 01:31:44.500
What are you planning for the second date?
Running at her with a knife?

01:31:44.584 --> 01:31:46.961
- It's difficult for me.
- What is so hard?

01:31:47.044 --> 01:31:50.673
Just say something like, "Excuse me.
You want to go get some coffee?"

01:31:51.507 --> 01:31:54.468
When I'm around beautiful women,
I can't talk.

01:31:54.552 --> 01:31:56.971
Sure. Beautiful women.

01:31:57.054 --> 01:32:00.141
You know? A real knockout.
Like the beautiful lady in the gallery.

01:32:00.224 --> 01:32:03.269
Thank you. Thank you very much.

01:32:04.478 --> 01:32:06.606
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

01:32:07.732 --> 01:32:10.943
- What?
- You can't tell how I feel?

01:32:12.278 --> 01:32:15.031
- You look sad.
- No.

01:32:16.199 --> 01:32:17.950
- Sick?
- No.

01:32:19.410 --> 01:32:21.996
- Constipated?
- No.

01:32:22.079 --> 01:32:23.080
A little.

01:32:23.873 --> 01:32:25.458
Tell me. What's wrong?

01:32:25.541 --> 01:32:29.754
No guy would ever do anything for me
like what you did for her.

01:32:29.837 --> 01:32:32.131
Or tried to do.

01:32:32.215 --> 01:32:33.716
You know why?

01:32:33.799 --> 01:32:38.012
Because you are a pain in the butt.

01:32:38.095 --> 01:32:40.598
Yeah. Nice working with you, too.

01:32:42.391 --> 01:32:45.019
Hello. Delilah, excuse me.

01:32:46.145 --> 01:32:48.147
You want to have a coffee?

01:32:48.231 --> 01:32:50.816
I only drink organic green tea.

01:32:50.900 --> 01:32:55.696
Eh! Wrong answer.
You're never gonna have a boyfriend.

01:32:55.780 --> 01:32:57.782
Fine. Coffee.

01:32:58.407 --> 01:33:00.284
I love coffee.

01:33:00.368 --> 01:33:01.953
You learn quick.

01:33:04.413 --> 01:33:08.584
- That your happy face or your horny face?
- I'll tell you later.

01:33:09.961 --> 01:33:12.338
["Get Up (I Feel Like Being a)
Sex Machine" playing]

01:33:12.421 --> 01:33:14.632
<i>- ♪ Get up ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪</i>

01:33:14.715 --> 01:33:17.218
<i>- ♪ Get on up ♪
- ♪ Get up, now ♪</i>

01:33:17.301 --> 01:33:20.137
James. James Tong.

01:33:20.221 --> 01:33:21.847
[both laughing]

01:33:28.187 --> 01:33:31.357
I couldn't tell you what I'm about to say.

01:33:33.567 --> 01:33:35.569
[crew laughing]

01:33:37.780 --> 01:33:38.906
I'm sorry.

01:33:42.702 --> 01:33:44.203
What happened?

01:33:45.121 --> 01:33:47.581
The bird hit the guy.

01:33:47.665 --> 01:33:49.709
- Huh?
- [woman] "Is this a bunch of crap?"

01:33:49.792 --> 01:33:51.127
Is this a bunch crap?

01:33:51.210 --> 01:33:53.462
- [woman] "Bunch of crap."
- Okay.

01:33:55.047 --> 01:33:57.383
You think I speak very good English, huh?

01:33:57.466 --> 01:33:59.719
What's in your head flies out of mouth.

01:33:59.802 --> 01:34:02.305
What's in your head flies from your mouth.

01:34:02.388 --> 01:34:05.725
- What's in your mouth...
- [man] That's okay. Cut.

01:34:05.808 --> 01:34:08.644
No wonder.
This is why you don't have a boyfriend.

01:34:10.479 --> 01:34:13.316
- Just...
- [laughter]

01:34:15.901 --> 01:34:17.653
- Frog?
- Fraud.

01:34:18.863 --> 01:34:22.950
Look at her ugly face.
Every time I look...

01:34:23.034 --> 01:34:25.453
Every time I look, she's just like this.

01:34:27.121 --> 01:34:28.539
How can I act?

01:34:28.622 --> 01:34:30.207
- Can we do a single on me?
- [Hewitt] No!

01:34:30.291 --> 01:34:31.375
[director] Action!

01:34:31.459 --> 01:34:33.794
Aaah!

01:34:33.878 --> 01:34:36.380
No, no, cut! Cut!

01:34:40.259 --> 01:34:41.802
[grunting]

01:34:41.886 --> 01:34:44.305
- Follow them. They'll take us to the lab.
- Who?

01:34:46.307 --> 01:34:47.350
Let's go.

01:34:48.642 --> 01:34:49.769
[director] Cut!

01:34:50.603 --> 01:34:53.064
I've got the happy partner over here.

01:34:56.233 --> 01:34:58.652
Jimmy! What do you...

01:35:02.740 --> 01:35:06.202
She smile the whole movie.
Waste of film, waste of time.

01:35:07.161 --> 01:35:08.704
What is she doing?

01:35:09.455 --> 01:35:10.998
- Hit me!
- Oh, no!

01:35:11.957 --> 01:35:15.002
You're fast. But I'm faster.

01:35:16.045 --> 01:35:17.713
<i>Good God!</i>

01:35:17.737 --> 01:35:28.737
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