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There's number 5.
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He's moving through
between horses.
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Number 6 is under a very hard...
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Number 4 breaks
into the inside...
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He's shooting on through.
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Number 1 on the inside
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pokes a nose in front...
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He's clean.
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So...
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Why are you here? Hmm?
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There was a time.
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4:35.
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You misunderstood.
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I wasn't asking for the time.
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I was just saying
there was a time.
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- There was a time?
- Mm-hmm.
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Take Brown Sugar back there,
for example.
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She's pretty fucking foxy, right?
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She's 70.
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If she's a day.
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But there was a time.
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I don't follow.
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The name's Smith.
I'm from out of town.
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- Listen, Mr. Smith...
- Just Smith.
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The reason I'm in town,
in case you're wondering,
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is because of a
Kansas City Shuffle.
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What's a Kansas City Shuffle?
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Kansas City Shuffle is when
everybody looks right and you go left.
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Never heard of it.
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It's not something
people hear about.
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Falls on deaf ears, mostly.
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But this particular one's
been over 20 years in the making.
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Twenty years, huh?
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No small matter.
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Requires a lot of planning.
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Involves a lot of people.
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People connected
only by the slightest of events...
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like whispers in the night...
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in that place that never forgets,
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even when those people do.
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It all starts with a horse.
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It's what they called
back then a drugstore handicap.
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A guy wants what the fella calls
"a sure thing, "
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so he schemes to make it so.
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He calls in The Doc,
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a nobbler from Antwerp, known
for his savvy, but not for his discretion.
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Fuck me, baby.
Fuck me, baby. Come on, baby.
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The same could be said
for Doc's jelly on the side... Gloria.
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- Oh, God.
- Almost there. Almost...
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Hey, which horse did you say
it was again, baby?
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Which brings us to Abe,
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because Gloria was too much jelly
for one outfit.
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Hey, baby.
Is your wife around?
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- What do you want?
- Who is it, Abe?
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Uh... Seymour.
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Sure.
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Tell that bitch to open her eyes.
Maybe then she'd see more.
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Seymour says hello!
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What are you doing
calling me here?
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Christmas came early
this year, baby.
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I got a present for you.
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Remember my friend Doc?
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Now, Abe wasn't a nosy fella,
but he had a nose.
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And right below his
nose was his mouth.
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- Do you remember Gloria the hooker?
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, Gloria's got this friend Doc
who's got a line on a doped-up racehorse.
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The fix is in at Aqueduct.
7 horse, tenth race.
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- Doped up?
- Yeah.
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And then there was
this joker who had ears...
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Keep it under your hat, huh?
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Let's get back.
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And who looked like he
could be somebody's uncle.
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Hey, Max, who's your
favorite uncle?
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Okay, who's your
second favorite uncle?
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Just pay attention.
I got something here.
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And before you know it,
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folks are getting a big dose
of the gimmies,
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and men start talking
their hats off,
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and that Manischewitz Grapevine Wine
spills in your ear
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and tells you you
got a sure thing,
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and what's worse is,
you start to believe it.
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At least that's how
it went with Old Max,
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who wasn't so much old
as he was tired.
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Tired of being a
dog without a day.
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Tired of waking up and finding
that his dreams were only dreams.
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We're leavin'.
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But mostly, Max was tired
of not having a front lawn.
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Make sure he doesn't
come home late.
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I will.
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I was talking to your son.
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- You think that's funny, do you?
- Uh-huh.
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Bye, Mom.
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Yeah. Bye, Mom.
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Love you.
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All right, if your ma asks,
where were we today?
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Shea Stadium.
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- To see?
- Mets-Phillies.
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Good man.
Give me the postgame.
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Stalium gave up six runs
in the first five innings.
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Ed Kranepool hit a line drive
down right field,
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but it hit the wall,
fouled by a foot.
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Jesse Gonder hit a groundball
in the hole between first and second,
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but the guy's so slow,
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that second baseman Tony Taylor
tagged him out at first.
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Did you get all that
from the radio?
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Mm-hmm.
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You're good.
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Okay, I'll be right back.
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No, no, no, no.
You gotta stay in the car.
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Why?
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Because they don't let little boys
inside the track.
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Saul's dad takes him to the track.
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Yeah, well, Saul's dad
is a degenerate gambler.
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And if you're the son
of a degenerate gambler,
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they let you in.
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It's economically viable.
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Are you gonna be
a degenerate gambler?
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Hey. You know better than that.
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Your old man's smart.
He only plays a sure thing.
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Look, this money's
gonna get you through Harvard,
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and you're gonna be a doctor.
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But until then,
you gotta stay in the car.
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Hey.
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Next weekend,
you and me go to a ballgame.
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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- Love you, kiddo.
- Love you, too, Dad.
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Wait... watch.
Watch, watch, watch.
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Almost forgot.
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Fifteen minutes.
Start counting.
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Our next race
at Aqueduct is the tenth race.
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It's at a distance
of one furlong.
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Come on, come on.
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Come on, come on.
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The final turn,
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and number 7 has moved
to the fifth position on the outside.
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Number 2 takes the lead.
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Come on, come on.
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Number 1 is at the rail,
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and number 7 is beginning
to pick up the pace on the outside.
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Yes!
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Yes! Come on, baby! Come on!
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Go! Let's go!
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- And number 7 takes the lead!
- Yes, yes!
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Come on, come on!
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Yeah!
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Number 7 has fallen!
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And number 1 goes on
and takes the lead to win it.
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Max woke up to find that his
dreams had just been the stuff of pipes.
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I wanna place a bet.
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- How much?
- Twenty large.
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Oh, you must feel real lucky.
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I'll take your bet.
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And lay it off.
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I got a bookie's bookie.
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I'll give you 2 to
1 on the horse.
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Racing form says 9 to 1.
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So you go to the ticket window
with your 20 grand in hand
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and you get 9 to 1
if the spread sticks.
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You come in here with your pockets
turned out, you get 2 to 1.
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The juice is ten.
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That means if you lose,
you're all in for 22 grand.
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Twenty for the bet,
two for the juice.
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Can you pay these moneys?
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Huh? Can you?
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Yeah.
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Just to be clear, if you lose...
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you're gonna owe a lot of money
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to the kind of men you do not want to owe
the smallest amount of money to.
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Henry!
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Henry!
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Henry!
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Henry!
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- Hey, buddy.
- What?
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- Got a light?
- No.
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Henry!
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In that case, how about the 20 Gs
you just blew on the 7 horse?
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- What have you done with my son?
- He's on his way home.
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Just like you.
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Where am I?
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Roth. He'll tell you everything.
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I swear.
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He already has.
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Please.
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I have a family!
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Please.
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Please!
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Where's my boy?
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Henry!
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Where are they?
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Aah!
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Henry!
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Aah!
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Fuck.
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Shit.
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Jesus.
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Fuck shit Jesus is right.
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I don't understand.
Why did they kill Max's family?
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New outfit in town.
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They didn't want somebody else
betting on a fixed horserace with them.
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They're trying to
make an impression.
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That's a fuckin' story, man.
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Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin
look-alike contest in Monte Carlo
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and came in third.
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Now, that's a story.
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This... this is something else.
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- So that's a Kansas City Shuffle?
- No.
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It's just the inciting incident.
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The catalyst.
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This is a Kansas City Shuffle.
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They look right...
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and you...
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go left.
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Sorry about that, son.
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Sometimes there's more to life
than just living.
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Besides, you can't have
a Kansas City Shuffle without a body.
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- He's down!
- Get the roof!
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Up there!
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I'm coming.
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Coming.
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Well, it took you long enough.
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You're not Nick.
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You're not as tall as
I thought you'd be.
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Well, I'm short for my height.
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See, that makes sense
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because I can usually tell
how tall someone is by their knock.
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You have a deceptively tall knock.
Congratulations.
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So it's a good thing.
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I don't know. I open the door expecting
you to be up here, you're down there.
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That combined with
a low center of gravity, forget about it.
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Who are you?
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I'm Slevin.
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And what happened to your nose?
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I was using it to break
some guy's fist.
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- Somebody hit you?
- Yeah.
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I was kinda expecting it, though.
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You were kinda expecting it?
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Well, they say
bad things happen in threes.
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First I lost my job.
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Then I come home to find that my
apartment building had been condemned
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due to a hybrid breed
of Ecuadorian super termites.
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So I went to my
girlfriend Kelly's.
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I had a key so I let myself in.
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Hey, don't stop on my account.
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Oh, shit.
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Slevin.
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It was an accident.
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What, like he tripped
and you fell?
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Slevin,
do you know what time it is?
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Yeah. I'm at the airport.
Are you sure you want me to come out?
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Yeah. Just think,
two weeks in New York
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and the only Kelly you'll remember is
the Kelly who gave you your first handjob
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on the bus on the way up
to summer camp.
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Kelly Perkins. She told me her hands
were dry and that she needed...
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Yeah, she said that to a lot of guys.
That's why we called her Jerkins Perkins.
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Just call me when you
land, all right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. So I just got into town, Nick.
I'm on my way over to your place.
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Say, man, you got the time?
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Yeah, man. It's... 7:23.
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- So you're probably still asleep.
- Yo, yo, yo.
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- Anyway, I'll be over in a second, okay?
- You got a smoke?
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I don't smoke, man.
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Then why don't you just go
ahead and give me your wallet
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and then I'll buy my own smokes?
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Am I being mugged?
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And so here I am.
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You said three.
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- What?
- You said bad things happen in threes.
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You lost your job,
your apartment building was condemned,
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Kelly was cheating on you,
and you got mugged.
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That makes four.
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When you're on a roll,
you're on a roll.
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Interesting.
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Although I would add not-the-ever-so-clever
holdup man that one hears so much about.
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Well, he did break my nose.
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- But overlooked your suitcase.
- It's heavy.
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Maybe he thought it wouldn't make
for a very speedy getaway.
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True, but then
there's the matter of your watch.
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Pretty fancy.
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- It's a fake.
- But he didn't know that.
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Maybe he didn't see it.
00:21:14.892 --> 00:21:16.664
Of course he saw it.
He asked you for the time.
00:21:16.665 --> 00:21:18.332
You say this is your third mugging?
00:21:18.333 --> 00:21:20.523
I'm a... I travel a lot.
00:21:20.524 --> 00:21:21.774
Where's Nick?
00:21:22.400 --> 00:21:23.546
I don't know.
He was supposed to meet me here.
00:21:23.547 --> 00:21:24.798
He never showed up.
00:21:25.632 --> 00:21:27.821
- How'd you get in?
- Door was open.
00:21:27.822 --> 00:21:29.489
- Door was open?
- Yeah.
00:21:29.490 --> 00:21:31.888
- Open or unlocked?
- I don't remember.
00:21:31.889 --> 00:21:33.347
But you said open.
00:21:33.348 --> 00:21:35.539
Could've been.
Hey, what was your name again?
00:21:35.540 --> 00:21:38.353
Lindsey.
I live across the hall.
00:21:38.354 --> 00:21:40.022
I came over to borrow
a cup of sugar.
00:21:40.023 --> 00:21:41.064
Where's your cup?
00:21:41.065 --> 00:21:42.733
I said I came over
to borrow a cup of sugar.
00:21:42.734 --> 00:21:44.818
If I'd brought a cup, then I would've
said I came over to borrow sugar.
00:21:44.819 --> 00:21:46.591
Touché.
00:21:46.592 --> 00:21:48.781
Maybe that's Nick.
It's right there.
00:21:50.033 --> 00:21:51.033
Hello.
00:21:52.848 --> 00:21:53.891
Hello.
00:21:55.976 --> 00:21:57.645
They hung up.
00:21:57.646 --> 00:21:59.104
Ooh, I have an idea.
00:21:59.209 --> 00:22:01.189
Have you used the phone
at all since you've been here?
00:22:01.190 --> 00:22:02.545
Not except for that.
00:22:04.735 --> 00:22:06.195
Sorry. Wrong number.
00:22:06.299 --> 00:22:08.071
That was the Hotel Cheval.
00:22:08.072 --> 00:22:10.052
What are you doing?
00:22:10.053 --> 00:22:11.824
We know who he called.
Now we find out who called him.
00:22:11.825 --> 00:22:13.180
Columbo says
that there are three things...
00:22:13.181 --> 00:22:14.432
Columbo?
00:22:15.266 --> 00:22:17.038
Yeah. Columbo was this TV detective
00:22:17.039 --> 00:22:19.020
- played by Peter Falk...
- I know who Columbo is.
00:22:19.854 --> 00:22:22.565
According to Columbo, there are
three things to look for at a crime scene.
00:22:22.566 --> 00:22:24.129
What's there now
that wasn't there before,
00:22:24.130 --> 00:22:26.633
what was there before that isn't there now,
and what's been moved.
00:22:26.634 --> 00:22:29.657
- Is this a crime scene?
- I think Nick's in trouble.
00:22:29.658 --> 00:22:31.845
Hello. Sorry. Wrong number.
00:22:31.846 --> 00:22:34.557
That was the Hotel Cheval again.
00:22:35.287 --> 00:22:36.851
So what? He called a hotel,
a hotel called him back.
00:22:36.852 --> 00:22:37.894
It makes sense.
00:22:37.998 --> 00:22:39.458
So maybe it's a clue.
00:22:40.918 --> 00:22:42.064
A clue to what?
00:22:42.065 --> 00:22:43.524
Maybe it's a clue
to what happened to Nick.
00:22:43.525 --> 00:22:44.879
We don't know
anything happened to Nick.
00:22:44.880 --> 00:22:46.340
We don't know that
anything didn't happen to Nick.
00:22:46.341 --> 00:22:48.424
He said he was gonna meet you.
You're here, he's not, the door was open.
00:22:48.425 --> 00:22:49.905
And bad things happen
wherever you...
00:22:49.990 --> 00:22:51.970
Shit! I gotta stop by work.
00:22:51.971 --> 00:22:53.221
It's just for a couple hours.
00:22:53.222 --> 00:22:55.933
Um, I'll come back, and then
we can start the investigation.
00:22:56.871 --> 00:22:57.914
The investigation?
00:22:58.018 --> 00:22:59.582
Uh-huh. It'll be fun.
00:22:59.583 --> 00:23:00.583
Okay.
00:23:03.545 --> 00:23:04.666
I totally forgot...
00:23:07.820 --> 00:23:09.280
Yeah.
00:23:09.384 --> 00:23:10.948
Sorry.
00:23:10.949 --> 00:23:12.722
May I borrow a cup of sugar?
00:23:12.723 --> 00:23:13.764
What?
00:23:15.016 --> 00:23:17.831
I never gave it much thought
until I put up a fresh pot of coffee.
00:23:17.832 --> 00:23:20.645
I was on my way to the store
and I thought, "Nick... he'd have sugar."
00:23:20.646 --> 00:23:23.252
You tell me your story,
I leave, sugarless.
00:23:23.253 --> 00:23:25.546
I come back in,
you put your penis on exhibition,
00:23:25.547 --> 00:23:28.257
and although my coffee's
probably gone bad by now,
00:23:28.258 --> 00:23:29.613
I insist on following through.
00:23:29.718 --> 00:23:32.116
It's like something
from a Norman Rockwell painting.
00:23:32.117 --> 00:23:33.367
What, my penis?
00:23:33.368 --> 00:23:35.974
No.
No! The sugar.
00:23:35.975 --> 00:23:38.684
Neighbors borrowing sugar
from one another.
00:23:38.685 --> 00:23:41.395
It's very Andy Griffith.
00:23:41.396 --> 00:23:42.542
Yeah.
00:23:42.543 --> 00:23:44.003
That's Andy Griffith.
00:23:44.107 --> 00:23:45.566
The penis thing is
not very Mayberry.
00:23:45.567 --> 00:23:47.234
No.
00:23:47.235 --> 00:23:49.425
Thanks for the sugar, sugar.
00:23:58.602 --> 00:24:01.208
I wanted to
try and catch the next show.
00:24:01.209 --> 00:24:02.877
I don't go on again till 8:00.
00:24:04.441 --> 00:24:06.109
Okay.
00:24:18.726 --> 00:24:20.047
It's not nearly 8:00 yet.
00:24:21.750 --> 00:24:23.000
The Boss wants to see you.
00:24:23.001 --> 00:24:24.252
Who?
00:24:24.253 --> 00:24:25.295
The Boss.
00:24:25.399 --> 00:24:28.006
- Who's The Boss?
- The guy we work for.
00:24:28.007 --> 00:24:29.256
Jesus.
00:24:29.257 --> 00:24:31.656
Yo, man, sit your punk ass down!
00:24:35.514 --> 00:24:37.808
I'm not the guy you're lookin' for.
I don't live here.
00:24:37.912 --> 00:24:39.996
Yeah, well, you look like the guy
that lives here.
00:24:39.997 --> 00:24:42.499
Then you don't know
what the guy that lives here looks like.
00:24:42.500 --> 00:24:45.314
What he means to say
is you look like you live here.
00:24:45.315 --> 00:24:46.880
Yeah, that's what I mean to say.
00:24:46.881 --> 00:24:48.340
Well, yeah,
I look like I live here, but I don't.
00:24:48.341 --> 00:24:51.572
I'm just visiting.
I just got in this morning.
00:24:51.573 --> 00:24:55.535
The cat I'm lookin' for,
his name is, uh...
00:24:55.536 --> 00:24:57.620
- His name is Nick, man.
- Nick.
00:24:57.621 --> 00:24:59.706
The cat's name is Nick.
Now...
00:25:01.374 --> 00:25:02.937
who are you?
00:25:02.938 --> 00:25:04.398
I'm Slevin.
00:25:06.692 --> 00:25:07.943
You got some ID?
00:25:11.071 --> 00:25:13.991
See, the funny thing about that
is that I got mugged this morning...
00:25:13.992 --> 00:25:15.554
Hey, look! Look, look.
00:25:15.555 --> 00:25:17.848
Tell it to the one-legged man.
00:25:17.849 --> 00:25:20.455
So he can bump it
off down the road.
00:25:29.110 --> 00:25:30.673
- Hey, listen, mu'fucka!
- Yo, I got this.
00:25:30.674 --> 00:25:33.072
- I got this, Elvis.
- Slow... slow your roll.
00:25:33.073 --> 00:25:34.325
- I got this.
- Slow your roll, man.
00:25:34.326 --> 00:25:36.618
Just let me.
Just let me, all right?
00:25:37.661 --> 00:25:38.661
Mu'fucka,
00:25:38.704 --> 00:25:41.624
all I know is The Boss
slides me this here address,
00:25:41.625 --> 00:25:43.605
and he says, "Sloe"... that's him...
00:25:43.709 --> 00:25:45.690
"Elvis"... that's me...
00:25:45.691 --> 00:25:48.401
"bring me the cat who resides
at this here address."
00:25:48.402 --> 00:25:52.676
Now, he told me that today.
You just so happen to be here today.
00:25:52.677 --> 00:25:56.013
So I guess you the cat
I'm supposed to pick up...
00:25:56.638 --> 00:25:57.680
today.
00:25:57.681 --> 00:25:59.453
But I'm not Nick.
00:25:59.454 --> 00:26:01.225
Yeah, well,
unfortunately for you,
00:26:01.226 --> 00:26:04.667
you're not the first cat to tell me
you wasn't the guy I was looking for.
00:26:05.084 --> 00:26:07.273
You can ask Lindsey.
She lives across the hall.
00:26:07.274 --> 00:26:09.150
- She's the woman who lives...
- Wait, hold on, hold on.
00:26:09.151 --> 00:26:10.818
Man, I ain't asking
nobody nothin'!
00:26:10.819 --> 00:26:13.321
Nick, Slevin, Clark Kent,
whatever the fuck your name is.
00:26:13.322 --> 00:26:16.553
The Virgin Mary herself could come
waltzin' up in here with her fine ass,
00:26:16.554 --> 00:26:17.909
titties hanging out
and everything,
00:26:17.910 --> 00:26:20.308
and if she told me
your name was Jesus Christ,
00:26:20.412 --> 00:26:22.185
I still gotta take
you to see The Boss.
00:26:22.186 --> 00:26:23.228
You know why?
00:26:23.229 --> 00:26:24.376
No.
00:26:25.210 --> 00:26:26.461
Orders.
00:26:26.565 --> 00:26:28.964
Now, you do know what
orders is, right?
00:26:28.965 --> 00:26:32.196
- I think I got the concept.
- Orders is orders.
00:26:32.717 --> 00:26:35.636
So I guess no one ever taught you
not to use the word you're defining
00:26:35.637 --> 00:26:37.097
in the definition.
00:26:41.997 --> 00:26:43.039
Say somethin' else!
00:26:43.040 --> 00:26:45.960
I will break your motherfuckin' nose.
I ain't playin' with you.
00:26:47.107 --> 00:26:48.983
My nose is already broken.
00:26:55.761 --> 00:26:57.950
- Can I just say one more thing?
- What?!
00:26:57.951 --> 00:27:00.245
Can you turn the heat up in here,
'cause it's really cold?
00:27:01.496 --> 00:27:02.746
Yeah.
00:27:02.747 --> 00:27:07.335
Y-y-you should've thought about that
before you started in with all the lip.
00:27:42.788 --> 00:27:43.831
Yeah.
00:27:51.130 --> 00:27:52.276
It's cold out there.
00:27:52.277 --> 00:27:53.841
Let's hurry it up, man.
00:28:07.606 --> 00:28:09.066
Yo, grab his ass.
00:28:13.341 --> 00:28:14.942
The Boss is right up there, chump.
00:28:37.532 --> 00:28:41.598
Well, listen, your boys Elvis and Sloe
picked up the wrong guy.
00:28:42.641 --> 00:28:44.622
- I'm not Nick Fish...
- Mr. Fisher.
00:28:46.083 --> 00:28:49.419
Are you familiar
with The Shmoo, Mr. Fisher?
00:28:50.045 --> 00:28:52.130
Comic strip I liked as a boy.
00:28:52.443 --> 00:28:55.570
The Shmoo was
a loveable creature, really.
00:28:55.571 --> 00:28:57.656
Laid eggs,
00:28:57.657 --> 00:28:59.325
gave milk...
00:29:00.994 --> 00:29:04.852
and died of sheer ecstasy
when looked at with hunger.
00:29:06.207 --> 00:29:08.083
The Shmoo loved to be eaten.
00:29:08.084 --> 00:29:10.482
It could taste like
any food you desire.
00:29:11.525 --> 00:29:16.113
Shmoo hide cut thin
made fine leather.
00:29:16.843 --> 00:29:20.284
Even Shmoo whiskers
made excellent toothpicks.
00:29:20.909 --> 00:29:25.601
In essence, The Shmoo supplied
all of the world's wants.
00:29:25.602 --> 00:29:29.251
I only bring up the case of The Shmoo
because of it's relevance to you
00:29:29.252 --> 00:29:30.605
and the reason
you were brought here.
00:29:30.606 --> 00:29:32.066
I'm sorry.
Who are you?
00:29:32.171 --> 00:29:33.735
I'm The Boss.
00:29:33.736 --> 00:29:35.717
I thought he was The Boss.
00:29:36.447 --> 00:29:37.489
Why?
00:29:38.428 --> 00:29:39.888
Do we look alike?
00:29:41.243 --> 00:29:43.745
So, Mr. Fisher,
00:29:43.746 --> 00:29:45.205
you were gonna
tell me something?
00:29:46.040 --> 00:29:47.708
I don't know.
You brought me here.
00:29:47.709 --> 00:29:48.709
Yes, I did,
00:29:48.751 --> 00:29:51.252
but back when you
thought I was him.
00:29:51.253 --> 00:29:53.963
I never thought you were him,
I thought he was you.
00:29:53.964 --> 00:29:57.822
And I was trying to tell him... you...
that they picked up the wrong guy.
00:29:57.823 --> 00:29:58.969
The wrong guy for what?
00:29:59.073 --> 00:30:00.219
Whatever it is
you wanted to see me about.
00:30:00.220 --> 00:30:01.366
Do you know
what I want to see you about?
00:30:01.367 --> 00:30:02.409
No.
00:30:02.410 --> 00:30:04.077
Then how do you know
I have the wrong guy?
00:30:04.078 --> 00:30:05.224
Because I'm not Nick Fish...
00:30:05.225 --> 00:30:07.310
Maybe I wanted to
give you $96,000.
00:30:07.311 --> 00:30:09.709
In that case,
do I still have the wrong guy?
00:30:11.169 --> 00:30:13.149
Do you want to give me $96,000?
00:30:13.150 --> 00:30:16.487
No. Do you want
to give me $96,000?
00:30:16.488 --> 00:30:17.947
No. Should I?
00:30:17.948 --> 00:30:19.928
I don't know. Should you?
00:30:22.118 --> 00:30:24.308
I don't know. Should I?
00:30:30.251 --> 00:30:31.294
Long story short.
00:30:33.171 --> 00:30:34.631
I think we're well
past that point.
00:30:34.632 --> 00:30:36.873
I bet it was that
mouth that got you that nose.
00:30:39.636 --> 00:30:42.450
Okay, I'm under the impression
that you're under the impression
00:30:42.451 --> 00:30:44.536
that I owe you $96,000?
00:30:44.537 --> 00:30:47.665
No, you owe Slim
Hopkins $96,000.
00:30:49.333 --> 00:30:53.400
You owe Slim, Slim owes me...
you owe me.
00:30:58.926 --> 00:31:00.907
Well, in that case,
is Slim around?
00:31:05.704 --> 00:31:09.040
Hey, Slim.
You know this cat?
00:31:11.022 --> 00:31:12.065
Slim?
00:31:14.568 --> 00:31:15.610
No use.
00:31:17.279 --> 00:31:20.094
Ever since somebody
shot him, old Slim went deaf.
00:31:21.137 --> 00:31:23.325
What happened
to make Slim go deaf?
00:31:23.326 --> 00:31:24.369
Why?
00:31:27.184 --> 00:31:29.166
Well, because I owe you $96,000,
00:31:29.167 --> 00:31:31.458
and I might have a slight problem
coming up with the money.
00:31:31.459 --> 00:31:32.501
Oh, okay.
00:31:32.502 --> 00:31:36.673
Well, why don't we just
make it an even 90?
00:31:37.820 --> 00:31:39.905
I may have exaggerated
the slightness.
00:31:43.346 --> 00:31:48.560
Well, why don't I just cancel the whole
debt in exchange for a small favor?
00:31:51.271 --> 00:31:53.148
Well, it depends on the favor.
00:31:57.214 --> 00:31:58.675
That was my son.
00:32:00.031 --> 00:32:02.012
You notice how I said "was"?
00:32:02.637 --> 00:32:04.619
Yeah.
00:32:04.620 --> 00:32:06.287
That's because he's dead.
00:32:07.955 --> 00:32:08.998
Murdered.
00:32:11.918 --> 00:32:14.629
Relegated to the past tense.
00:32:15.880 --> 00:32:20.051
Sent from an "is" to a "was"
before he'd had his breakfast.
00:32:20.989 --> 00:32:22.240
Bummer.
00:32:29.122 --> 00:32:31.416
Lex talionis.
00:32:31.417 --> 00:32:33.919
The law of retaliation.
00:32:49.665 --> 00:32:51.228
A pact was broken.
00:32:51.229 --> 00:32:52.689
My son was murdered,
00:32:52.793 --> 00:32:56.234
so The Rabbi's son
must share the same fate.
00:32:56.547 --> 00:32:58.110
Whose son?
00:32:58.111 --> 00:32:59.779
The Rabbi's.
00:32:59.883 --> 00:33:01.969
Why do they call him The Rabbi?
00:33:02.386 --> 00:33:03.428
Because...
00:33:06.035 --> 00:33:07.911
Because he's a rabbi.
00:33:07.912 --> 00:33:09.059
Who's his son?
00:33:09.998 --> 00:33:11.352
Yitzchok.
00:33:11.353 --> 00:33:13.751
Yitzchok.
Yitzchok and The Rabbi.
00:33:13.752 --> 00:33:15.420
Yitzchok The Fairy.
00:33:17.505 --> 00:33:19.278
Why do they call him The Fairy?
00:33:21.363 --> 00:33:23.865
Because he's a fairy.
00:33:23.866 --> 00:33:27.411
What, he has wings, he can fly,
he sprinkles magic dust all over the place?
00:33:27.412 --> 00:33:29.809
- He's homosexual.
- Right.
00:33:29.810 --> 00:33:31.477
Come on.
00:33:34.711 --> 00:33:36.379
So how does The Rabbi feel
about that?
00:33:36.483 --> 00:33:38.776
- He doesn't know.
- You know, but he doesn't know.
00:33:38.777 --> 00:33:40.654
- Everybody knows.
- Except The Rabbi.
00:33:40.655 --> 00:33:41.697
That's right.
00:33:43.365 --> 00:33:44.824
So where do I fit in?
00:33:44.825 --> 00:33:46.493
You?
00:33:48.162 --> 00:33:50.039
You're the trigger man.
00:33:51.707 --> 00:33:52.854
Me?
00:33:52.958 --> 00:33:54.209
You.
00:34:01.821 --> 00:34:03.072
Aren't there professionals?
00:34:03.177 --> 00:34:05.054
People you can hire
to do this sort of thing?
00:34:06.618 --> 00:34:08.702
Of course there are.
00:34:08.703 --> 00:34:10.059
Yes.
00:34:10.788 --> 00:34:13.082
But you owe me $96,000.
00:34:13.083 --> 00:34:16.628
Why should I go out and pay someone else
when I've already paid you?
00:34:18.713 --> 00:34:20.486
Sorry, kid.
00:34:20.590 --> 00:34:23.406
But your money just
isn't long enough,
00:34:23.407 --> 00:34:25.908
which means you're in my pocket,
00:34:25.909 --> 00:34:28.410
which means if you don't do
what I want you to do,
00:34:28.411 --> 00:34:31.018
you're gonna go from my pocket
to my fridge.
00:34:32.478 --> 00:34:36.857
Slim could use the company,
and I could use The Shmoo.
00:34:36.858 --> 00:34:39.047
So I'll expect
your answer by morning.
00:34:41.654 --> 00:34:43.217
Is there anything else?
00:34:43.218 --> 00:34:47.075
Well, I don't suppose I have to say
anything as trite and clichéd
00:34:47.076 --> 00:34:49.474
as "Go to the police
and you're a dead man."
00:34:49.995 --> 00:34:51.767
I think you just did.
00:34:51.768 --> 00:34:53.436
I guess I did.
00:34:57.190 --> 00:35:00.735
So, let me see if
I've got this right.
00:35:02.508 --> 00:35:06.052
I'm paying you a lot of money
to kill somebody,
00:35:06.053 --> 00:35:08.451
and you're getting
somebody else to do it?
00:35:09.808 --> 00:35:10.851
Don't worry.
00:35:12.102 --> 00:35:13.666
I'm gonna kill somebody.
00:35:20.549 --> 00:35:22.215
Better call Brikowski.
00:35:22.216 --> 00:35:24.510
Tell him there's a
new face in town.
00:36:01.110 --> 00:36:03.090
Hey.
00:36:03.091 --> 00:36:04.654
- Nick still hasn't showed, huh?
- No.
00:36:04.655 --> 00:36:05.697
What's with you and that towel?
00:36:05.698 --> 00:36:08.201
Oh, it's... Lindsey.
00:36:08.202 --> 00:36:09.659
It's a very long story.
00:36:09.660 --> 00:36:11.849
Well, get dressed.
You can tell me about it on the way.
00:36:11.850 --> 00:36:13.205
On the way?
Where are we going?
00:36:13.206 --> 00:36:16.124
All we know is that somebody
called Nick from the Hotel Cheval.
00:36:16.125 --> 00:36:18.418
I spoke to a friend
who works there,
00:36:18.419 --> 00:36:20.191
she says they keep a record
of every call made from the hotel
00:36:20.192 --> 00:36:21.963
and that she can
access the computer
00:36:21.964 --> 00:36:23.423
and we can find out
what room the call came from.
00:36:23.424 --> 00:36:25.092
She should be
calling any minute.
00:36:25.510 --> 00:36:26.864
What is it?
00:36:26.865 --> 00:36:28.012
I know this guy.
00:36:28.950 --> 00:36:30.619
- Who?
- This guy.
00:36:33.017 --> 00:36:36.144
- You know that guy?
- Yeah. I met him.
00:36:36.145 --> 00:36:37.605
He was dead.
00:36:40.107 --> 00:36:41.672
You met a dead guy?
00:36:42.923 --> 00:36:44.070
Yeah.
00:36:44.800 --> 00:36:46.365
In a walk-in freezer.
00:36:49.910 --> 00:36:52.203
"New York bookmaker Slim Hopkins
was reported missing by his wife."
00:36:52.204 --> 00:36:54.914
"Police have no leads."
Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda.
00:36:54.915 --> 00:36:56.999
"Spokesperson commented
off the record",
00:36:57.000 --> 00:37:00.024
"It's ironic that Hopkins
should go missing considering"
00:37:00.025 --> 00:37:03.257
"he's allegedly pinned behind a
few disappearing acts himself. "'
00:37:07.115 --> 00:37:10.868
I think it's time you told me that story
about why you're still wearing that towel.
00:37:11.703 --> 00:37:13.267
Do you mind if I get dressed first?
00:37:13.371 --> 00:37:15.142
My phone.
Could be my friend from the hotel.
00:37:15.143 --> 00:37:16.290
Be right back.
00:37:20.566 --> 00:37:21.921
Hmm.
00:37:33.183 --> 00:37:36.833
Yeah, Lindsey, I don't think it's
such a good idea that we continue to...
00:37:38.605 --> 00:37:41.838
Put your shoes on.
Schlomo wants to see you.
00:37:45.070 --> 00:37:46.739
I don't know anyone
named Schlomo.
00:37:47.364 --> 00:37:49.344
Someone named Schlomo knows you.
00:37:49.345 --> 00:37:51.014
That is your only concern.
00:37:51.431 --> 00:37:52.891
Let's go.
00:37:53.725 --> 00:37:54.767
Like I said,
I don't know any...
00:37:54.872 --> 00:37:56.853
named Schlomo.
00:37:57.583 --> 00:37:58.938
That hurt.
00:37:59.877 --> 00:38:02.692
I think it's better
if you let me do the talking.
00:38:02.693 --> 00:38:03.839
You think?
00:38:09.887 --> 00:38:11.034
What is it?
00:38:14.787 --> 00:38:16.456
He's sorry that he hit you.
00:38:16.457 --> 00:38:18.750
- You always speak for him?
- Yes.
00:38:22.400 --> 00:38:23.756
So he's a mute, then.
00:38:24.590 --> 00:38:25.632
Not quite.
00:38:25.633 --> 00:38:27.197
Well, what then?
00:38:27.822 --> 00:38:29.490
It's personal.
You have to ask him.
00:38:31.263 --> 00:38:32.743
- How would he tell me?
- He wouldn't.
00:38:36.790 --> 00:38:38.562
- Hey, are we going to the...
- No.
00:38:39.501 --> 00:38:41.899
- But he's right there.
- A different outfit entirely.
00:38:43.150 --> 00:38:45.130
Right across the
street from one another?
00:38:45.131 --> 00:38:47.634
One time they were one
with one another,
00:38:47.635 --> 00:38:50.032
and then they tried
to kill one another.
00:38:50.762 --> 00:38:55.871
Now neither man leaves
his respective tower of isolation,
00:38:55.872 --> 00:38:58.269
for fear of what
the other man will do to him.
00:39:06.820 --> 00:39:08.801
Let me guess,
all the way up?
00:39:12.138 --> 00:39:13.181
Penthouse.
00:39:42.586 --> 00:39:44.462
You must be Mr. Fisher.
00:39:47.799 --> 00:39:50.718
Must I? Because that hasn't been
working out for me lately.
00:39:50.719 --> 00:39:52.491
But I'm afraid you must.
00:39:53.221 --> 00:39:54.368
Well, if I must.
00:39:54.890 --> 00:39:57.602
Do you know for what reason
you've been brought here?
00:40:01.043 --> 00:40:02.606
For starters, I'm unlucky.
00:40:02.607 --> 00:40:06.881
The unlucky are nothing more than a frame
of reference for the lucky, Mr. Fisher.
00:40:06.882 --> 00:40:09.801
You are unlucky
so that I may know that I am not.
00:40:09.802 --> 00:40:14.075
Unfortunately, the lucky never realize
they are lucky until it's too late.
00:40:14.076 --> 00:40:15.327
Take yourself, for instance.
00:40:15.328 --> 00:40:17.308
Yesterday, you were better off
than you are today,
00:40:17.309 --> 00:40:22.001
but it took today for you to realize it,
but today has arrived, and it's too late.
00:40:22.002 --> 00:40:23.002
You see?
00:40:24.399 --> 00:40:26.485
People are never happy
with what they have.
00:40:27.319 --> 00:40:30.863
They always want what they had,
what someone else has.
00:40:30.864 --> 00:40:33.366
Kind of like a rabbi who
would rather be a gangster,
00:40:33.367 --> 00:40:35.765
a gangster who would
rather be a rabbi.
00:40:35.766 --> 00:40:36.912
I mean, what is that?
00:40:36.913 --> 00:40:40.143
Some sort of the grass is always greener
on the other side of the fence thing?
00:40:40.144 --> 00:40:43.584
I mean, how do you
justify being a rabbi
00:40:43.585 --> 00:40:45.254
and a gangster?
00:40:49.425 --> 00:40:50.468
I don't.
00:40:50.989 --> 00:40:54.534
I'm a bad man who doesn't waste time
wondering what could've been
00:40:54.535 --> 00:40:56.827
when I am what could've been
and could not have been.
00:40:56.828 --> 00:41:00.791
I live on both sides of the fence.
My grass is always green.
00:41:00.792 --> 00:41:02.980
Consider, Mr. Fisher...
00:41:03.919 --> 00:41:06.003
there are two men
sitting here before you,
00:41:06.004 --> 00:41:07.986
and one of them
you should be very afraid of.
00:41:07.987 --> 00:41:09.132
Where's my money?
00:41:10.905 --> 00:41:13.302
- Listen, I've been hearing that a lot lately...
- My father used to say,
00:41:13.303 --> 00:41:16.013
"The first time somebody calls you a horse,
you punch 'em on the nose,"
00:41:16.014 --> 00:41:18.203
"the second time somebody
calls you a horse, you call 'em a jerk,"
00:41:18.204 --> 00:41:19.872
"but the third time
somebody calls you a horse,"
00:41:19.977 --> 00:41:23.522
"well, then perhaps it's time
to go shopping for a saddle."
00:41:32.699 --> 00:41:33.950
I don't have your money.
00:41:34.054 --> 00:41:36.660
This isn't like skipping
out on the check.
00:41:36.661 --> 00:41:40.415
You owe me money.
I have interests, you owe them money.
00:41:40.416 --> 00:41:41.979
I don't even know
how much money I owe you.
00:41:42.083 --> 00:41:44.063
- $33,000.
- But I'm not Nick Fisher.
00:41:44.064 --> 00:41:45.210
Then who the hell are you?
00:41:45.211 --> 00:41:47.609
I'm just a guy who was
in the wrong place at the wrong time.
00:41:52.406 --> 00:41:54.282
You have 48 hours
to get my money.
00:41:54.283 --> 00:41:56.993
Saul will keep an eye on you
in the meantime.
00:41:56.994 --> 00:41:58.245
You may go now.
00:42:04.084 --> 00:42:05.753
Wait, I just have one question.
00:42:06.795 --> 00:42:08.568
I wasn't frisked.
00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:19.204
I see. So being a rabbi,
a religious man...
00:42:19.205 --> 00:42:21.706
There are three things that you may
not do in order to save a life,
00:42:21.707 --> 00:42:23.167
including his own.
00:42:23.271 --> 00:42:27.129
He may not idol worship,
commit adultery,
00:42:27.130 --> 00:42:29.840
or perform an act
of premeditated murder.
00:42:30.674 --> 00:42:32.446
Killing you
before you killed me would've been...
00:42:32.447 --> 00:42:33.490
Kosher.
00:42:37.973 --> 00:42:39.120
Acceptable.
00:42:58.827 --> 00:43:01.329
I've wired half the money
into your bank in the Caimans.
00:43:01.330 --> 00:43:04.561
The other half will be deposited
when our old friend is in the ground.
00:43:04.562 --> 00:43:06.231
Now, I can expect that when?
00:43:11.341 --> 00:43:13.114
- Very soon.
- Good.
00:43:13.843 --> 00:43:17.389
So, tell me. The kid.
00:43:17.390 --> 00:43:18.536
What do you want with him?
00:43:21.455 --> 00:43:23.645
The kid and I have
unfinished business.
00:43:33.342 --> 00:43:36.469
If there is one thing I know,
it's when someone is lying.
00:43:36.470 --> 00:43:38.973
Man in my position,
it's all he has to go on.
00:43:40.120 --> 00:43:43.873
To know a lie when he hears it...
difference between life and death...
00:43:43.874 --> 00:43:45.749
your own, someone else's.
00:43:45.750 --> 00:43:49.400
That being said,
he wasn't lying.
00:43:50.234 --> 00:43:51.798
That's not Nick Fisher.
00:43:52.945 --> 00:43:53.988
I know.
00:44:04.833 --> 00:44:05.876
I came back here, you were gone,
00:44:05.980 --> 00:44:09.212
so I went to the hotel
without you to see my friend.
00:44:09.213 --> 00:44:12.028
She says the call to Nick
came from Room 1009.
00:44:12.029 --> 00:44:16.720
A fellow registered under
the name Smith, if you can believe that.
00:44:16.721 --> 00:44:18.179
Although it is one of the most
common names in the world,
00:44:18.180 --> 00:44:19.847
so there are bound to be
a couple of them.
00:44:19.848 --> 00:44:22.559
But I get the feeling
this ain't one of them.
00:44:22.663 --> 00:44:25.479
I get up to the tenth floor,
and just as I do,
00:44:25.480 --> 00:44:29.545
the door to Room 1009 opens
and there's our Mr. Smith in the flesh.
00:44:29.546 --> 00:44:32.777
So I pretend I'm walking to the elevator
instead of coming from it,
00:44:32.778 --> 00:44:34.549
and we take it down together.
00:44:34.550 --> 00:44:37.469
He smiles at me... Thanks...
I smile back,
00:44:37.470 --> 00:44:40.702
but still, I have no idea who he is,
but I think that you might,
00:44:40.703 --> 00:44:42.474
so I take a picture of him
using my cellphone,
00:44:42.475 --> 00:44:43.829
which originally
I thought was a total waste
00:44:43.830 --> 00:44:46.437
'cause the photos look like shit
and I never use it,
00:44:46.438 --> 00:44:50.713
so there I am pretending to dial a number
and taking Smith's picture,
00:44:50.714 --> 00:44:52.485
him none the wiser.
00:44:52.486 --> 00:44:54.571
This is Smith.
Recognize him?
00:44:54.675 --> 00:44:55.718
No.
00:44:56.448 --> 00:44:58.533
I didn't think you would,
but it was worth a shot.
00:44:58.534 --> 00:45:00.931
Anyway, we take the elevator
down to the lobby,
00:45:00.932 --> 00:45:05.728
and the man who calls himself Smith
walks outside and hails himself a cab.
00:45:05.729 --> 00:45:07.188
So I followed him.
00:45:12.297 --> 00:45:16.050
He went down into an
apartment building downtown,
00:45:16.051 --> 00:45:17.094
so I wait.
00:45:17.095 --> 00:45:21.265
An hour goes by,
and just when I'm getting ready to leave,
00:45:21.266 --> 00:45:23.037
who walks outside?
00:45:23.038 --> 00:45:24.706
- Smith?
- You.
00:45:28.876 --> 00:45:29.919
Me?
00:45:31.587 --> 00:45:33.673
You out of the same building.
00:45:33.674 --> 00:45:36.072
With two Hasidic Jews
on either side of you.
00:45:37.010 --> 00:45:39.096
Friends of yours?
00:45:40.034 --> 00:45:41.180
Not exactly.
00:45:41.181 --> 00:45:43.267
I think it's time you
told me that story.
00:45:45.561 --> 00:45:49.002
Well, there's this guy
and they call him The Boss, right,
00:45:49.003 --> 00:45:52.650
and then right across the street,
there's this man they call The Rabbi.
00:45:52.651 --> 00:45:53.901
Why do they call him The Rabbi?
00:45:53.902 --> 00:45:55.466
Because he's a Rabbi.
00:46:00.889 --> 00:46:02.557
$33.000.
00:46:03.600 --> 00:46:07.665
So now I have to "take out,"
to use the vernacular, The Fairy
00:46:07.666 --> 00:46:10.168
in order to scratch a debt
that isn't even mine.
00:46:10.169 --> 00:46:14.027
And if that's not enough, I have 48 hours
to come up with $33,000
00:46:14.028 --> 00:46:15.486
or The Rabbi's gonna...
00:46:16.633 --> 00:46:18.615
I don't know who Mr. Smith is.
00:46:19.657 --> 00:46:22.057
And the worst part about it
is I'm not Nick Fisher.
00:46:23.516 --> 00:46:24.559
Ironic.
00:46:25.185 --> 00:46:27.270
I know.
I don't even gamble.
00:46:27.374 --> 00:46:29.535
No. I mean the mobster having a gay son.
That's ironic.
00:46:33.005 --> 00:46:35.611
We are dealing with a bona fide case
of mistaken identity here.
00:46:35.612 --> 00:46:36.654
Yeah.
00:46:36.759 --> 00:46:40.304
Things like that aren't supposed to be real.
It's like amnesia.
00:46:40.305 --> 00:46:43.953
Not withstanding, here you are
and Nick's nowhere to be found, so...
00:46:44.475 --> 00:46:45.726
I'd say you're fucked.
00:46:47.082 --> 00:46:48.646
Fucked.
00:46:52.608 --> 00:46:55.006
Shouldn't you be
a little more worried about all this?
00:46:55.632 --> 00:46:57.404
I have anorexia.
00:46:57.405 --> 00:46:58.656
Anorexia.
00:46:59.698 --> 00:47:01.887
It's a condition characterized
by freedom from worry
00:47:01.888 --> 00:47:03.869
or any other
preoccupation, really.
00:47:07.206 --> 00:47:09.604
Anyway, I have to have my answer
to The Boss in the morning.
00:47:09.605 --> 00:47:11.169
What are you gonna say?
00:47:12.525 --> 00:47:14.713
I'm gonna say what any man
with two penises would say
00:47:14.714 --> 00:47:17.112
when his tailor asks him
if he dresses to the right or to the left.
00:47:17.113 --> 00:47:18.572
What's that?
00:47:21.075 --> 00:47:22.118
Yes.
00:47:22.222 --> 00:47:24.724
I knew you had sense.
00:47:26.393 --> 00:47:28.791
Sense is something you have
when you have a choice.
00:47:29.417 --> 00:47:31.085
Sometimes.
00:47:31.606 --> 00:47:34.317
Sometimes it's
when you know you don't.
00:47:35.464 --> 00:47:37.028
Nah, don't move that bishop.
00:47:37.967 --> 00:47:39.948
It's an obvious sucker bet.
00:47:39.949 --> 00:47:42.450
If you don't,
you could have him in four moves.
00:47:42.451 --> 00:47:45.161
If you do right now,
he's gonna have you in mate in one.
00:47:47.455 --> 00:47:49.124
He doesn't see it.
00:47:49.749 --> 00:47:51.522
Wouldn't matter if he did.
00:47:52.148 --> 00:47:54.129
Elvis lets me win.
00:47:55.380 --> 00:47:56.632
Everybody lets me win.
00:47:57.884 --> 00:47:58.884
Wait a minute.
00:47:59.969 --> 00:48:01.220
You know this game.
00:48:08.102 --> 00:48:09.458
You got three days.
00:48:11.647 --> 00:48:14.045
I was thinking it would take me
more like a week.
00:48:14.046 --> 00:48:16.234
You were thinking that, were you?
00:48:16.235 --> 00:48:18.842
With all your experience
killing people.
00:48:19.885 --> 00:48:21.449
I'll tell you what.
00:48:22.596 --> 00:48:24.890
You win this game,
you got your week.
00:48:40.635 --> 00:48:42.824
So, what's the plan
with Yitzchok?
00:48:45.328 --> 00:48:46.892
I was gonna play it by ear.
00:48:46.893 --> 00:48:49.081
Well, if it's all the same,
I'd write it down.
00:48:49.082 --> 00:48:50.124
It's a tough tune.
00:48:51.480 --> 00:48:53.774
By the way,
he has shadows.
00:48:57.319 --> 00:48:58.674
Shadows?
00:49:03.158 --> 00:49:04.722
Bodyguards.
00:49:05.661 --> 00:49:07.433
With him all the time.
00:49:09.310 --> 00:49:10.874
Military.
00:49:16.609 --> 00:49:18.486
Ex-Israeli Mossad.
00:49:20.050 --> 00:49:22.240
They go where
he goes round the clock.
00:49:22.970 --> 00:49:24.638
Ex-Israeli Mossad.
00:49:24.846 --> 00:49:26.932
Ex-Israeli Mossad.
00:49:28.809 --> 00:49:30.373
That doesn't sound good.
00:49:30.998 --> 00:49:33.085
They live in
the apartment next door.
00:49:33.919 --> 00:49:37.150
He wears a panic button
on the chain around his neck.
00:49:37.151 --> 00:49:39.445
Looks like an ordinary
Star of David.
00:49:40.071 --> 00:49:43.616
He presses that button and, well,
we all know how that ends.
00:49:43.617 --> 00:49:45.076
What's this?
00:49:45.702 --> 00:49:47.370
Oh, God.
No, you didn't.
00:49:47.371 --> 00:49:48.830
Get down!
00:49:49.038 --> 00:49:50.394
- Get down!
- What the hell?
00:49:53.626 --> 00:49:56.233
Response time's gonna
be three to five seconds.
00:49:56.859 --> 00:49:59.256
So he's gonna have to hit him
when he least expects it.
00:49:59.257 --> 00:50:00.404
Where?
00:50:01.029 --> 00:50:02.594
Where?
00:50:02.595 --> 00:50:04.262
The apartment.
00:50:05.305 --> 00:50:08.537
How do I get in his apartment?
I can't just walk in the front door.
00:50:09.371 --> 00:50:12.395
No, I was thinking
you'd use the back door.
00:50:18.964 --> 00:50:20.842
Then what?
00:50:21.885 --> 00:50:24.491
He does the kid, I do him.
00:50:25.326 --> 00:50:28.975
I plant my gun...
clean, no history... on Yitzchok,
00:50:28.976 --> 00:50:32.207
fire a round,
get some powder burns on the hands...
00:50:33.354 --> 00:50:35.023
take the clothes off.
00:50:35.648 --> 00:50:39.819
Make it look like a
"you do me, I do you, we're both gay,"
00:50:39.820 --> 00:50:42.218
"the world doesn't understand us"
double suicide.
00:50:43.052 --> 00:50:44.824
And that's all there is to it.
00:50:46.284 --> 00:50:47.848
Is that all there is to it?
00:50:48.578 --> 00:50:49.725
Yeah.
00:50:49.829 --> 00:50:51.706
That's all there is to it.
00:51:03.802 --> 00:51:06.304
I'm not such a bad guy, you know.
00:51:07.764 --> 00:51:10.059
Some folks have grown
pretty fat off me.
00:51:12.666 --> 00:51:14.334
Some have grown pretty dead.
00:51:19.235 --> 00:51:21.112
You're a conundrum, you.
00:51:23.093 --> 00:51:25.386
You walk in here
shooting your fucking mouth off
00:51:25.387 --> 00:51:27.993
like you don't give a fuck
if it gets shot off.
00:51:29.245 --> 00:51:30.704
You can only kill me once.
00:51:38.421 --> 00:51:39.463
Checkmate.
00:51:45.824 --> 00:51:48.118
Nobody says
I have to kill you quick.
00:51:51.037 --> 00:51:52.080
Cat.
00:51:54.270 --> 00:51:55.417
Mouse.
00:51:57.399 --> 00:51:59.171
You got three days.
00:52:03.447 --> 00:52:04.802
Excuse me.
00:52:25.761 --> 00:52:28.472
Who the fuck is this guy?
00:52:28.993 --> 00:52:30.140
Don't know.
00:52:30.244 --> 00:52:32.850
Whoever he is, he's either in
very deep shit, or I don't know what,
00:52:32.851 --> 00:52:35.666
'cause he's playing in the sandbox
with the Darkies, the Skullcaps,
00:52:35.667 --> 00:52:37.022
and who knows who.
00:52:37.126 --> 00:52:40.880
Call Murph and see if he got a match
on that photo that Marty snapped.
00:52:41.923 --> 00:52:42.965
Yes, boss.
00:52:43.487 --> 00:52:45.781
I want a complete rundown
on this fucker.
00:52:45.782 --> 00:52:47.345
Everything from A to Z.
00:52:47.346 --> 00:52:49.430
I wanna know who he is,
who does he know.
00:52:49.431 --> 00:52:50.682
People he knows,
who do they know?
00:52:50.683 --> 00:52:54.019
I want to know what the fuck
he is doing in my fucking city.
00:53:03.508 --> 00:53:05.905
- What do you got?
- Get this.
00:53:05.906 --> 00:53:07.366
The Kat's in town.
00:53:08.721 --> 00:53:09.764
Goodkat?
00:53:09.765 --> 00:53:11.223
That's the song the junkies
are singing.
00:53:11.224 --> 00:53:12.474
What's the happenstance?
00:53:12.475 --> 00:53:13.829
Didn't know the happenstance.
00:53:13.830 --> 00:53:16.124
Just said the word was
the Kat's in town.
00:53:17.271 --> 00:53:20.191
- Who's Goodkat?
- Real heavy hitter.
00:53:21.234 --> 00:53:22.276
The heaviest.
00:53:22.277 --> 00:53:24.778
He shows, people die,
he vanishes.
00:53:24.779 --> 00:53:27.176
No one knows who he is
or what he looks like.
00:53:27.177 --> 00:53:30.096
And he hasn't worked New York
in what, two decades?
00:53:30.097 --> 00:53:31.766
Just what we need.
00:53:32.809 --> 00:53:33.851
All right.
00:53:33.956 --> 00:53:36.771
And get some different fucking coffee
in here, will you?
00:53:36.772 --> 00:53:39.065
I gotta get to the
fucking morgue.
00:53:47.720 --> 00:53:50.848
- Hey! I figured it out!
- What'd you figure out?
00:53:50.849 --> 00:53:52.515
You said Slim Hopkins
worked for The Boss, right?
00:53:52.516 --> 00:53:54.184
- Right.
- Well, listen.
00:53:55.331 --> 00:53:57.207
The Rabbi also had a bookie.
His name was Benny Begin,
00:53:57.208 --> 00:53:58.563
and right now Begin's
down at the morgue on ice.
00:53:58.564 --> 00:54:01.170
- Somebody killed him and his goons.
- At the morgue?
00:54:01.171 --> 00:54:02.629
Yeah. Didn't I tell you
I was a coroner?
00:54:02.630 --> 00:54:04.507
No, you didn't tell me
you were a coroner.
00:54:07.010 --> 00:54:10.034
Benny Begin,
killed by a baseball.
00:54:10.035 --> 00:54:11.493
My guess was a fastball.
00:54:13.787 --> 00:54:17.019
Either way, it proves that the good Lord
has a sense of humor.
00:54:17.020 --> 00:54:19.000
- Good morning, Detective.
- Morning.
00:54:19.001 --> 00:54:20.356
- Know this guy?
- Mm-hmm.
00:54:20.357 --> 00:54:22.963
Big time bookie.
Worked for The Rabbi.
00:54:22.964 --> 00:54:25.466
- Why do they call him The Rabbi?
- Because he's a rabbi.
00:54:25.467 --> 00:54:30.054
Between you and me,
20 years ago, he used to be my bookie.
00:54:30.055 --> 00:54:32.244
I used to send my paychecks
over to him.
00:54:33.600 --> 00:54:35.788
What about the other two?
Did you get anything on them yet?
00:54:35.789 --> 00:54:37.145
These two were poisoned.
00:54:38.292 --> 00:54:39.647
Something exotic.
00:54:40.794 --> 00:54:43.400
- I'm running it down.
- Let me know.
00:54:43.401 --> 00:54:44.444
Will do.
00:54:45.591 --> 00:54:46.738
Prick.
00:54:50.283 --> 00:54:52.994
- Have a good day.
- You too, Detective.
00:54:58.208 --> 00:55:00.293
Jimmy,
I'm taking my lunch break.
00:55:01.961 --> 00:55:03.837
Don't you see?
Nick isn't missing, he's hiding.
00:55:03.838 --> 00:55:05.297
He set you up!
00:55:05.298 --> 00:55:07.384
- Nick set me up?
- Like a bowling pin.
00:55:07.385 --> 00:55:09.469
Nick found himself in a jam,
he got you to take his place.
00:55:09.470 --> 00:55:11.243
He paid some street
thug to mug you,
00:55:11.347 --> 00:55:13.328
but all he really wants
is your wallet with your license.
00:55:13.329 --> 00:55:15.935
That's why he ignores
the watch and the suitcase.
00:55:15.936 --> 00:55:17.812
Then Nick kills Slim Hopkins
and Benny Begin,
00:55:17.813 --> 00:55:19.270
the only guys who know
what he looks like,
00:55:19.271 --> 00:55:20.731
and now you're left
holding the bag!
00:55:21.148 --> 00:55:23.233
But I called Nick.
I initiated contact.
00:55:23.234 --> 00:55:25.214
Well, maybe it just
seems that way.
00:55:25.215 --> 00:55:26.258
What about Smith?
00:55:26.675 --> 00:55:28.864
I still can't figure
him out in all this.
00:55:29.490 --> 00:55:30.636
You should run.
00:55:30.637 --> 00:55:31.783
I can't.
00:55:31.784 --> 00:55:34.285
- They'll kill you if you stay.
- They'll kill me if I leave.
00:55:34.286 --> 00:55:35.538
Then go to the police!
00:55:36.372 --> 00:55:37.936
These guys buy cops
like cops buy doughnuts.
00:55:38.040 --> 00:55:39.916
This isn't the first time
this has happened, you know?
00:55:39.917 --> 00:55:41.376
You mean this isn't
the first time
00:55:41.377 --> 00:55:43.357
a crime lord asked you to kill
the gay son of a rival gangster
00:55:43.358 --> 00:55:45.339
to pay off a debt that belongs to a friend
whose place you're staying in
00:55:45.443 --> 00:55:47.006
as a result of losing your job,
your apartment,
00:55:47.007 --> 00:55:48.883
and finding your girlfriend in bed
with another guy?
00:55:48.884 --> 00:55:50.485
No, this is the first time
that happened,
00:55:50.553 --> 00:55:53.368
but Nick has been painting me
into corners since we were kids.
00:55:55.245 --> 00:55:57.747
I guess I've always been a better friend
to him than he's been to me.
00:55:57.748 --> 00:56:01.085
I'd love to hear the rest of this,
but I really gotta go back to work.
00:56:01.711 --> 00:56:03.275
Oh, hey! Hey!
00:56:03.276 --> 00:56:05.255
H-hey.
00:56:05.256 --> 00:56:07.757
I was just thinking that if you're still
alive when I get back from work tonight,
00:56:07.758 --> 00:56:10.990
maybe... I don't know,
00:56:10.991 --> 00:56:13.910
we could go to dinner
or something?
00:56:17.664 --> 00:56:19.228
Yeah, that'd be great. Yeah.
00:56:19.332 --> 00:56:21.314
- Really?
- Yeah.
00:56:22.043 --> 00:56:23.085
Yeah, sure.
00:56:23.086 --> 00:56:24.233
Okay.
00:56:24.650 --> 00:56:25.693
Um, no.
00:56:25.694 --> 00:56:26.840
Bye!
00:56:34.452 --> 00:56:36.224
What a weirdo.
00:56:46.235 --> 00:56:47.798
What?
00:56:47.799 --> 00:56:49.675
I was just thinking about
what it would be like
00:56:49.676 --> 00:56:52.074
if we'd met
under different circumstances.
00:56:52.075 --> 00:56:54.369
See, I think people
should only fall in love
00:56:54.370 --> 00:56:56.245
if there's a great story
behind how they met.
00:56:57.080 --> 00:57:00.416
You know, seeing as how
you have to tell it over and over again.
00:57:00.417 --> 00:57:01.667
If you and I fell in love,
00:57:01.668 --> 00:57:03.649
we'd have one hell
of a story to tell.
00:57:03.753 --> 00:57:04.795
Yeah.
00:57:04.796 --> 00:57:06.881
We'd be at a dinner party
and someone would ask,
00:57:06.882 --> 00:57:08.132
"So, how'd you two meet?"
00:57:08.237 --> 00:57:10.321
And I'd say,
"You tell the story, dear,"
00:57:10.322 --> 00:57:12.512
and you'd say,
"No. You tell it better."
00:57:16.891 --> 00:57:18.351
So, come here often?
00:57:20.540 --> 00:57:21.583
No.
00:57:22.939 --> 00:57:24.607
But I heard about
someone who does.
00:57:26.901 --> 00:57:28.361
- You mean The Fairy?
- Yeah.
00:57:28.362 --> 00:57:29.362
- Is he...?
- Yeah.
00:57:31.176 --> 00:57:32.220
Where?
00:57:38.476 --> 00:57:40.666
This is absurd!
What are you thinking?
00:57:41.917 --> 00:57:42.959
I'm thinking of a new option.
00:57:42.960 --> 00:57:44.941
- What's that?
- Talking with him.
00:57:45.045 --> 00:57:46.818
- Talking with him?
- Talking with him.
00:57:46.819 --> 00:57:48.902
You're just gonna walk over and say,
"Hi, my name is Slevin,"
00:57:48.903 --> 00:57:50.571
"and some bad dudes think
I'm someone that I'm not,"
00:57:50.572 --> 00:57:53.073
"and this someone owes that someone
and now I'm gonna have to take you out"
00:57:53.074 --> 00:57:54.117
"or they're gonna take me out"
00:57:54.221 --> 00:57:56.305
"and I was just wondering,
you wanna talk about it"?
00:57:56.306 --> 00:57:58.495
- I can't do that.
- Ya think?
00:57:58.496 --> 00:58:00.998
Look, I can't just walk over there.
He's got bodyguards.
00:58:00.999 --> 00:58:03.397
Aside from that,
you're pretty much dead on.
00:58:04.440 --> 00:58:05.586
Bodyguards?
00:58:05.587 --> 00:58:07.254
Yeah. Right behind him.
Two of them.
00:58:07.255 --> 00:58:08.402
Israelis.
00:58:08.506 --> 00:58:09.548
Beards.
00:58:09.549 --> 00:58:10.800
Right behind him.
00:58:11.634 --> 00:58:12.781
See 'em?
00:58:16.431 --> 00:58:17.472
You're getting good at this.
00:58:17.473 --> 00:58:18.620
Thanks.
00:58:18.725 --> 00:58:20.289
How are you gonna
have a talk with him?
00:58:20.290 --> 00:58:23.370
I'm gonna wait till he goes to the bathroom,
and then I'm gonna follow him in.
00:58:23.835 --> 00:58:24.878
What do you think?
00:58:26.650 --> 00:58:28.944
Can someone tell me
why I'm in the van?
00:58:30.195 --> 00:58:32.907
Because I could only get
a reservation for two.
00:58:33.845 --> 00:58:36.556
All right. The Fairy's
at a table in the middle,
00:58:36.557 --> 00:58:38.329
bodyguards nearby,
00:58:38.330 --> 00:58:39.996
our boy's not far away,
00:58:39.997 --> 00:58:42.081
but I can't make out
who's with him.
00:58:42.082 --> 00:58:43.855
Did Murph get a beat on him yet?
00:58:44.376 --> 00:58:46.356
Murph says whoever he is,
he's a ghost.
00:58:46.357 --> 00:58:48.338
Can't find anyone
who's ever even bumped into him,
00:58:48.339 --> 00:58:50.215
much less tripped over him.
00:58:54.595 --> 00:58:56.472
Fairy's going to the bathroom.
00:59:00.955 --> 00:59:03.458
And our boy's making a move.
Shit.
00:59:25.043 --> 00:59:27.649
- Marty, the door's locked.
- Relax.
00:59:27.650 --> 00:59:29.944
It's not gonna go down
in the men's room.
00:59:34.219 --> 00:59:35.574
I got next.
00:59:39.120 --> 00:59:40.787
What went down
in the men's room?
00:59:40.788 --> 00:59:42.456
- We talked.
- And?
00:59:42.457 --> 00:59:44.436
I told him I thought
we should get together sometime.
00:59:44.437 --> 00:59:45.793
- You didn't.
- I did.
00:59:45.794 --> 00:59:46.836
And?
00:59:47.670 --> 00:59:48.817
I got a date.
00:59:48.921 --> 00:59:51.214
Oh, my God.
Do you think this is safe?
00:59:51.215 --> 00:59:54.030
It can't be any worse than what's
waiting for me behind door number 2.
00:59:56.221 --> 00:59:58.411
It's gonna be tough, though.
I think I picked up a pigtail.
00:59:58.412 --> 01:00:00.809
- A what?
- The cops.
01:00:00.810 --> 01:00:04.771
Oh, a pig tail. Cute.
01:00:06.335 --> 01:00:08.316
I ran into a nosy cop
in the men's room.
01:00:17.701 --> 01:00:19.265
You and me need to talk.
01:00:23.644 --> 01:00:24.687
Do I know you?
01:00:24.688 --> 01:00:26.355
No. But I know you.
01:00:33.550 --> 01:00:36.051
Listen, buddy, I'm sorry.
No offense or anything, but I'm not...
01:00:36.052 --> 01:00:37.825
I'm not gay.
01:00:37.929 --> 01:00:39.285
I'm a cop.
01:00:40.119 --> 01:00:42.413
Yeah, well, I'm not a robber,
if you catch my drift.
01:00:43.144 --> 01:00:44.186
I've been watching you.
01:00:44.187 --> 01:00:46.272
I know what you're into.
01:00:47.106 --> 01:00:48.356
Who are you?
01:00:48.357 --> 01:00:50.859
I mean, I know who you're not.
I know you're not Nick Fisher.
01:00:50.860 --> 01:00:52.633
The guy whose apartment
you're staying in.
01:00:52.737 --> 01:00:55.238
I know this because Nick Fisher
spent eight years in Dade Correctional
01:00:55.239 --> 01:00:58.368
for forcing himself
on a 14-year-old cheerleader.
01:00:58.369 --> 01:01:00.766
Dade County sent me a picture
of Nick Fisher,
01:01:00.767 --> 01:01:02.643
and you are not him.
01:01:02.747 --> 01:01:07.126
So who the fuck are you?
01:01:09.942 --> 01:01:12.235
I'm just a guy
whose dinner's getting cold.
01:01:14.008 --> 01:01:15.364
May I leave now?
01:01:16.094 --> 01:01:17.241
- Come here.
- What?
01:01:17.345 --> 01:01:18.908
Dead bodies in refrigerators,
01:01:18.909 --> 01:01:20.993
cops in men's rooms?
01:01:20.994 --> 01:01:23.497
You remind me of James Bond.
01:01:27.251 --> 01:01:29.753
That is the nicest thing
anybody's ever said to me.
01:01:29.754 --> 01:01:31.631
And The Boss,
he can be Kananga.
01:01:31.735 --> 01:01:33.091
Kananga?
01:01:34.446 --> 01:01:37.053
- No, The Boss is no Kananga.
- Then who's The Boss?
01:01:37.054 --> 01:01:39.973
Ernst Stavros Blofeld.
01:01:39.974 --> 01:01:41.536
Which one?
Donald Pleasence?
01:01:41.537 --> 01:01:44.561
Telly Savalas? Max von Sydow?
01:01:44.562 --> 01:01:46.020
You know your Bond.
01:01:46.125 --> 01:01:48.000
But alas, I was referring
to Anthony Dawson.
01:01:48.001 --> 01:01:49.148
Who?
01:01:49.878 --> 01:01:52.484
Well, he played Blofeld
in From Russia with Love.
01:01:52.485 --> 01:01:55.718
We never see Blofeld's face
in From Russia with Love.
01:01:55.719 --> 01:01:57.698
That's when the villain
is most effective...
01:01:57.699 --> 01:01:59.576
when you don't know what he looks like.
01:02:18.553 --> 01:02:19.597
So...
01:02:22.933 --> 01:02:23.976
See you later.
01:02:52.233 --> 01:02:55.049
That was incredible.
01:02:57.134 --> 01:02:59.949
I just realized something.
01:02:59.950 --> 01:03:02.555
- What's that?
- I just made love to you...
01:03:02.556 --> 01:03:04.536
You're just realizing that now?
01:03:04.537 --> 01:03:07.458
And I have no idea
who specifically you're referring to
01:03:07.459 --> 01:03:09.230
when you say James Bond.
01:03:09.335 --> 01:03:13.714
Because earlier when you were telling me
that I reminded you of James Bond,
01:03:13.715 --> 01:03:18.094
and I was saying that it was
the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me,
01:03:18.095 --> 01:03:19.344
I naturally assumed that you...
01:03:19.345 --> 01:03:21.952
I naturally assumed that you knew
who I was talking about.
01:03:27.686 --> 01:03:32.274
Because if you aren't talking about the guy
that I think you're talking about...
01:03:32.275 --> 01:03:34.464
well, then you have me
mistaken for somebody else,
01:03:34.465 --> 01:03:37.488
because in my mind,
there is only one Bond.
01:03:38.531 --> 01:03:40.303
Well, on that we agree.
01:03:43.014 --> 01:03:44.682
Same time, on three.
01:03:44.683 --> 01:03:46.246
- One.
- Two.
01:03:46.247 --> 01:03:47.288
Three.
01:03:47.289 --> 01:03:48.540
- George Lazenby.
- Roger Moore.
01:03:48.541 --> 01:03:49.583
- George Lazenby?
- Roger Moore?
01:03:49.584 --> 01:03:50.938
- Are you kidding me?
- I was kidding.
01:03:50.939 --> 01:03:52.399
Yeah, I was kidding, too.
01:03:52.503 --> 01:03:54.484
The only James Bond...
01:03:54.485 --> 01:03:56.153
- is Timothy Dalton.
- Pierce Brosnan.
01:03:59.803 --> 01:04:02.409
- Scotland forever.
- I feel so much better.
01:04:02.410 --> 01:04:03.869
I do.
01:04:35.359 --> 01:04:36.611
Where are you going?
01:04:38.070 --> 01:04:39.947
I'm just gonna get us some coffee.
01:04:41.511 --> 01:04:42.658
Okay.
01:04:46.309 --> 01:04:48.186
Hurry back to me.
01:04:50.688 --> 01:04:54.128
♪ When you're in love ♪
01:04:54.129 --> 01:04:58.300
♪ You're happy ♪
01:04:58.717 --> 01:05:03.513
♪ Oh, and when you're in her arms ♪
01:05:03.514 --> 01:05:08.206
♪ You gave ♪
01:05:11.438 --> 01:05:12.898
♪ It doesn't matter... ♪
01:05:13.002 --> 01:05:14.461
Police.
01:05:14.462 --> 01:05:16.130
Come on, man.
01:05:17.069 --> 01:05:19.154
I already talked to your buddy.
01:05:28.121 --> 01:05:29.164
Morning.
01:05:29.165 --> 01:05:30.832
I'm Detective Dumbrowski.
01:05:30.833 --> 01:05:33.231
Good morning, Detective Dumbrowski.
Am I being kidnapped?
01:05:33.232 --> 01:05:36.568
No. We just wanna have
a quick friendly word with you.
01:05:37.090 --> 01:05:39.904
Is this the standard operating procedure
you'd find in the policemen's manual
01:05:39.905 --> 01:05:41.364
if you looked up
"quick friendly word."
01:05:41.365 --> 01:05:44.388
There is no SOP for the kind of box
you've got yourself into, kid.
01:05:44.389 --> 01:05:45.431
Oh.
01:05:50.228 --> 01:05:52.835
- So what'd you want to talk to me about?
- You.
01:05:53.356 --> 01:05:54.815
- What about me?
- Who are you?
01:05:55.858 --> 01:05:57.423
- Philosophically speaking?
- Name.
01:05:57.527 --> 01:05:58.570
Rank, serial number?
01:05:58.571 --> 01:06:01.411
- You should really play ball, kid.
- Really? You think I'm tall enough?
01:06:12.333 --> 01:06:13.688
What is your name?
01:06:13.689 --> 01:06:15.149
Oh, yeah. I remember.
01:06:15.150 --> 01:06:16.400
Slevin Kelevra.
01:06:16.504 --> 01:06:18.902
K-E-L-E-V-R-A.
01:06:18.903 --> 01:06:20.050
Kelevra.
01:06:20.989 --> 01:06:24.743
Look, kid, I don't know what's going on
or how you're into this,
01:06:24.744 --> 01:06:27.661
but when I figure out
what there is to figure out,
01:06:27.662 --> 01:06:29.643
I'm not gonna be so nice to you.
01:06:30.373 --> 01:06:33.084
This is nice?
Don't do me any favors.
01:06:33.918 --> 01:06:35.691
Last chance to come clean.
01:06:42.781 --> 01:06:43.824
Take a walk.
01:06:46.327 --> 01:06:49.350
I think this is the part
where you tell me not to walk too far.
01:07:37.629 --> 01:07:40.966
♪ When you're in love ♪
01:07:40.967 --> 01:07:45.554
♪ You're happy ♪
01:07:45.555 --> 01:07:50.141
♪ Oh, and when you're in her arms ♪
01:07:50.142 --> 01:07:55.252
♪ You gave ♪
01:07:58.171 --> 01:08:01.508
♪ This doesn't matter... ♪
01:08:02.134 --> 01:08:03.802
I have to go to work.
01:08:04.636 --> 01:08:05.783
Hey.
01:08:33.728 --> 01:08:35.292
Hey, guys.
What are you doing here?
01:08:35.293 --> 01:08:36.751
Now's the time.
01:08:37.794 --> 01:08:39.254
No, I got at least...
01:08:39.255 --> 01:08:40.297
Jesus.
01:08:40.401 --> 01:08:43.322
The Boss says he wants you
to look nice for The Fairy.
01:10:01.943 --> 01:10:02.986
You're early.
01:10:06.844 --> 01:10:09.032
Why don't you come in
and fix yourself a drink?
01:10:09.033 --> 01:10:10.702
I was just getting ready.
01:10:22.902 --> 01:10:24.882
You'll have to excuse the...
01:10:24.883 --> 01:10:28.533
I wasn't expecting
you for another...
01:10:29.367 --> 01:10:30.618
You look good.
01:10:31.974 --> 01:10:33.329
You want some wine?
01:10:34.893 --> 01:10:36.249
Something the matter?
01:10:40.733 --> 01:10:42.401
Somebody's trying to kill you.
01:10:44.069 --> 01:10:45.216
Who?
01:10:49.179 --> 01:10:50.430
Me.
01:11:44.130 --> 01:11:45.382
That was close.
01:11:46.007 --> 01:11:47.050
Yeah.
01:13:05.151 --> 01:13:06.506
Close.
01:14:29.717 --> 01:14:32.428
I hired you to do a job.
01:14:33.575 --> 01:14:36.077
It wasn't supposed
to look like a job.
01:14:37.745 --> 01:14:43.585
So you take out the Israelis,
bomb the damn building...
01:14:44.940 --> 01:14:48.380
and now the job
that was not supposed to look like a job
01:14:48.381 --> 01:14:50.778
is beginning to look very much
01:14:50.779 --> 01:14:52.656
like a job.
01:15:01.519 --> 01:15:05.064
All right. Fuck it.
01:15:06.212 --> 01:15:11.113
If The Rabbi wants a war,
I'll give him a war.
01:15:19.039 --> 01:15:20.393
Saul.
01:15:23.834 --> 01:15:25.085
Saul?
01:15:26.545 --> 01:15:29.151
Saul, the phone's been...
01:15:29.152 --> 01:15:30.508
Oh!
01:15:31.133 --> 01:15:32.384
I thought you were Saul.
01:15:35.930 --> 01:15:38.536
A lot of people have been thinking
I'm somebody else these days.
01:15:41.873 --> 01:15:44.583
Your predicament
reminds me of a story.
01:15:44.584 --> 01:15:47.711
Hitchcock.
North by Northwest.
01:15:47.712 --> 01:15:50.528
The movie where everybody
thinks Cary Grant is
01:15:50.529 --> 01:15:51.883
a man named George Kaplan,
01:15:51.987 --> 01:15:53.759
but the thing is there is
no George Kaplan.
01:15:53.760 --> 01:15:57.828
It's just a made-up name,
but names, even made-up ones...
01:16:00.017 --> 01:16:02.207
they can bring about
quite a bit of trouble.
01:16:04.292 --> 01:16:08.463
Now, the woman
in the picture with Grant,
01:16:08.464 --> 01:16:09.610
her name was, um...
01:16:09.714 --> 01:16:10.966
Eva Marie Saint.
01:16:10.967 --> 01:16:12.112
Oh, you know this movie.
01:16:12.113 --> 01:16:13.780
I know this movie.
01:16:13.781 --> 01:16:16.284
Took my father
to see it in 1959.
01:16:16.285 --> 01:16:20.142
His English wasn't very good,
but, boy, did he like Miss Saint.
01:16:20.143 --> 01:16:22.956
After the movie, he turned to me
and he said, "She's a real Buick."
01:16:22.957 --> 01:16:26.502
You see, he couldn't pronounce
the word "beauty, " so he'd say Buick.
01:16:27.962 --> 01:16:29.526
Caused quite a bit of confusion.
01:16:29.943 --> 01:16:32.028
Using the wrong
name will do that.
01:16:36.199 --> 01:16:37.242
Is that my money?
01:16:38.180 --> 01:16:39.953
This is everything I owe you.
01:17:13.738 --> 01:17:15.092
It's the Sabbath.
01:17:15.093 --> 01:17:18.326
You see, we don't answer the phone
on the Sabbath.
01:17:18.327 --> 01:17:19.473
I know.
01:17:20.515 --> 01:17:22.496
Normally,
Saul turns off the ringer.
01:17:22.497 --> 01:17:23.643
Saul!
01:17:23.644 --> 01:17:26.249
I tell ya, you can't find
good help these days.
01:17:30.005 --> 01:17:31.048
Saul's dead.
01:17:35.427 --> 01:17:36.887
They're all dead.
01:18:01.495 --> 01:18:03.267
Oh, I've been in
this room before.
01:18:05.874 --> 01:18:08.064
Looks the same as it did
20 years ago.
01:18:09.002 --> 01:18:13.486
Somehow... somehow
it seems different,
01:18:13.487 --> 01:18:17.031
the way your car seems different
when someone else is driving it.
01:18:18.492 --> 01:18:21.307
Then again, it's been 20 years
since I've been in a car.
01:18:23.080 --> 01:18:26.207
Two decades spent
behind three inches of bulletproof glass
01:18:26.208 --> 01:18:31.317
due to a natural fear of high-powered
rifles and quiet rooftops in New Jersey.
01:18:31.318 --> 01:18:32.673
Twenty years...
01:18:35.175 --> 01:18:38.512
locked away in my own paranoia,
a prisoner in my own home.
01:18:41.224 --> 01:18:44.143
Only to be delivered
to fate by a boy.
01:18:47.792 --> 01:18:50.711
Well, Anthony,
looks as though you've won,
01:18:50.712 --> 01:18:52.589
if such a term may be applied.
01:18:54.361 --> 01:18:57.489
If I were wearing a hat,
I would take it off.
01:19:01.139 --> 01:19:02.807
Should we get on with it, then?
01:19:08.752 --> 01:19:11.463
Then keep your hat on, Schlomo.
01:19:16.155 --> 01:19:19.596
Looks like we were sold a bill of goods
by the same salesman.
01:19:22.411 --> 01:19:23.871
Nice speech, though.
01:19:28.250 --> 01:19:30.753
I wish I was standing for it.
01:19:41.910 --> 01:19:44.204
You... you brought
this upon our heads.
01:19:46.498 --> 01:19:47.748
- Me?
- You.
01:19:47.749 --> 01:19:51.294
You hired Goodkat
to kill my son.
01:19:52.754 --> 01:19:54.736
After you murdered my son.
01:19:56.404 --> 01:19:57.864
I had no hand in that.
01:19:57.865 --> 01:19:59.323
Oh, sure.
01:19:59.324 --> 01:20:00.992
Just like in '84.
01:20:01.618 --> 01:20:03.599
I suppose you had
no hand in that, either.
01:20:04.120 --> 01:20:05.893
Just a finger, maybe.
01:20:07.770 --> 01:20:09.438
Time's up, Rabbi.
01:20:11.732 --> 01:20:15.173
Lying to a dead man is the same
as lying to yourself.
01:20:18.718 --> 01:20:20.908
You were getting too big.
01:20:22.889 --> 01:20:24.245
See...
01:20:25.809 --> 01:20:28.311
problem when two men
are standing in a room
01:20:28.312 --> 01:20:31.127
is you can only look at one of them,
and they were looking at you,
01:20:31.128 --> 01:20:34.672
their backs turned,
their shirt collars smiling at me.
01:20:37.487 --> 01:20:39.051
Then they called you The Boss.
01:20:41.763 --> 01:20:43.744
It was clear what
had to be done.
01:20:50.522 --> 01:20:53.337
Try and appreciate
how it feels, Schlomo.
01:20:55.423 --> 01:20:59.594
To wake up in the middle of the night
with six bullets burning in your stomach.
01:21:00.532 --> 01:21:03.452
Lying in a pool
of your own blood and shit.
01:21:07.310 --> 01:21:09.082
The dead eyes of your...
01:21:12.523 --> 01:21:16.173
of your wife staring
back at you.
01:21:19.197 --> 01:21:21.385
The only thing
keeping you from passing out
01:21:21.386 --> 01:21:25.036
is the sound of the footsteps
of the man going down the hall...
01:21:25.974 --> 01:21:27.643
looking for your son.
01:21:33.066 --> 01:21:35.568
I managed to save
my son, Schlomo.
01:21:37.028 --> 01:21:38.071
And now...
01:21:39.947 --> 01:21:42.137
after all these years...
01:21:44.118 --> 01:21:46.620
in spite of our agreement,
01:21:46.621 --> 01:21:52.460
you... you fucking
backstabbing Philistine,
01:21:52.461 --> 01:21:54.963
you managed to
take my son away from me.
01:21:56.318 --> 01:21:57.361
Well...
01:21:59.446 --> 01:22:02.366
Now I've taken your
son away from you.
01:22:02.367 --> 01:22:03.407
I told you,
01:22:03.408 --> 01:22:05.807
I had nothing to do with...
01:22:14.253 --> 01:22:15.504
You haven't heard.
01:22:16.130 --> 01:22:17.590
You are lying.
01:22:18.737 --> 01:22:20.613
Look at my face, Schlomo.
01:22:20.614 --> 01:22:22.595
Look at my smile.
01:22:24.368 --> 01:22:25.828
Your son is dead.
01:22:29.373 --> 01:22:31.250
Your son is dead.
01:22:34.378 --> 01:22:36.255
I'm gonna kill you.
01:22:39.487 --> 01:22:40.634
Rabbi.
01:22:41.677 --> 01:22:43.971
Are you familiar with The Shmoo?
01:22:55.962 --> 01:22:57.422
Fisher.
01:22:59.820 --> 01:23:01.280
Fisher, listen to me.
01:23:04.929 --> 01:23:06.390
I already told you...
01:23:07.537 --> 01:23:08.893
I'm not Nick Fisher.
01:23:14.732 --> 01:23:16.609
Then who is Nick Fisher?
01:23:23.386 --> 01:23:25.680
I think you mean
who was Nick Fisher.
01:23:27.140 --> 01:23:29.225
Fisher was the answer
to a question.
01:23:29.955 --> 01:23:32.458
How do you get to two men
that can't be gotten to?
01:23:39.965 --> 01:23:41.529
You get them to come to you.
01:23:49.975 --> 01:23:52.686
But to do that,
I needed a name.
01:23:53.626 --> 01:23:55.502
And where do you find names?
01:23:55.503 --> 01:23:56.754
In books.
01:24:01.968 --> 01:24:03.740
And who has books?
01:24:11.769 --> 01:24:13.750
Well, your bookies have books.
01:24:15.418 --> 01:24:16.565
He's clean.
01:24:17.295 --> 01:24:19.172
Crooked bookies.
01:24:19.902 --> 01:24:21.258
So...
01:24:21.259 --> 01:24:23.239
Who work with big time crooks.
01:24:34.500 --> 01:24:36.377
I was looking for a gambler.
01:24:37.628 --> 01:24:39.192
One who was in both books...
01:24:40.026 --> 01:24:42.426
with a lot of red in
the minus column.
01:24:42.738 --> 01:24:43.781
Got him.
01:24:43.885 --> 01:24:45.554
That's when I found Nick Fisher.
01:24:46.492 --> 01:24:49.308
A lowlife that no
one was gonna miss.
01:24:50.559 --> 01:24:53.061
- 1729.
- Nick Fisher.
01:24:54.208 --> 01:24:55.459
Okay.
01:25:08.181 --> 01:25:09.640
There was a time.
01:25:26.741 --> 01:25:29.139
All that was left to do
was make the phone ring.
01:25:49.473 --> 01:25:52.288
All I had to do
was pull the trigger
01:25:52.289 --> 01:25:55.938
and wait for you to call the man
who does the jobs that no one else wants.
01:25:58.127 --> 01:26:00.213
I want an outsider brought in.
01:26:01.777 --> 01:26:03.341
There's a specialist.
01:26:06.156 --> 01:26:08.554
Calls himself Mr. Goodkat.
01:26:14.289 --> 01:26:15.645
Fine.
01:26:18.148 --> 01:26:20.338
Tell him he can expect me
in the morning.
01:26:24.405 --> 01:26:26.073
You ready?
01:26:27.011 --> 01:26:28.054
Yeah.
01:26:32.121 --> 01:26:33.789
There's just that
one last thing.
01:26:35.874 --> 01:26:36.917
Uhh!
01:26:43.382 --> 01:26:44.946
Mr. Goodkat...
01:26:45.363 --> 01:26:47.136
It's been a long time.
01:26:51.515 --> 01:26:53.599
I'm sorry to have
kept you waiting, Mr. Goodkat,
01:26:53.600 --> 01:26:55.477
so I'll get right
down to business.
01:26:57.771 --> 01:27:02.359
Slim Hopkins, the man who
ran my book, was hit yesterday.
01:27:03.089 --> 01:27:05.280
And I guess
you've already heard about...
01:27:06.323 --> 01:27:07.677
my son.
01:27:07.678 --> 01:27:09.034
Yes, I heard.
01:27:10.285 --> 01:27:12.578
I need you to sort it out for me.
01:27:12.579 --> 01:27:14.350
Who's the mark?
01:27:14.351 --> 01:27:16.020
Yitzchok.
01:27:19.044 --> 01:27:21.024
Yitzchok The Rabbi's son?
01:27:21.025 --> 01:27:23.005
Remember The Rabbi?
01:27:23.006 --> 01:27:24.987
I remember The Rabbi well.
01:27:25.091 --> 01:27:26.447
The thing is...
01:27:26.968 --> 01:27:29.679
it can't look like a job.
01:27:30.305 --> 01:27:33.746
If Yitzchok gets hit,
The Rabbi will go to war.
01:27:35.310 --> 01:27:40.628
So I need you to make it look
like it ain't what it is.
01:27:41.566 --> 01:27:43.130
Can that be done?
01:27:43.860 --> 01:27:45.424
Anything can be done.
01:27:47.718 --> 01:27:48.969
Good.
01:27:49.491 --> 01:27:50.532
How?
01:27:50.533 --> 01:27:52.827
Kansas City Shuffle.
01:27:54.705 --> 01:27:56.478
I'm not familiar with the term.
01:27:59.293 --> 01:28:01.170
I'll need to see Slim's books.
01:28:02.213 --> 01:28:04.506
Slim's books were taken
when he was hit,
01:28:04.507 --> 01:28:07.218
but I do keep copies.
01:28:11.389 --> 01:28:12.953
What are you looking for?
01:28:17.123 --> 01:28:18.166
This is our guy.
01:28:18.270 --> 01:28:20.877
Nick, 1729.
01:28:23.067 --> 01:28:24.526
Nick Fisher.
01:28:24.527 --> 01:28:25.778
Why him?
01:28:26.821 --> 01:28:28.072
A loser.
01:28:29.219 --> 01:28:30.262
Pick him up.
01:28:30.366 --> 01:28:31.617
Bring him here.
01:28:39.750 --> 01:28:41.731
Still not talking
to each other, huh?
01:28:41.732 --> 01:28:43.192
Can't say that I blame you.
01:28:43.818 --> 01:28:45.694
- Why are you here?
- Big job.
01:28:45.695 --> 01:28:49.030
I was under the impression
you no longer work New York.
01:28:49.031 --> 01:28:52.680
Like I said, very big job.
01:28:52.681 --> 01:28:57.060
And you thought as long as you're in town,
you drop by, see your old pal Schlomo.
01:28:57.061 --> 01:28:59.875
Say, "Hello!
How 'bout them Yanks?"
01:29:02.378 --> 01:29:03.420
No.
01:29:03.421 --> 01:29:05.298
But something like that.
01:29:07.696 --> 01:29:09.050
Only problem
01:29:09.051 --> 01:29:11.450
is you and I aren't old friends.
01:29:11.451 --> 01:29:12.804
And I hate baseball.
01:29:12.805 --> 01:29:14.264
And since we're not friends
01:29:14.265 --> 01:29:16.349
and you hate baseball,
why the fuck are you here?
01:29:16.350 --> 01:29:18.436
It's because we're not friends
that I'm here.
01:29:19.896 --> 01:29:23.754
Because if we had been friends, I wouldn't
have been hired to kill your son.
01:29:23.755 --> 01:29:26.047
'Cause that is right
at the top of my list of things
01:29:26.048 --> 01:29:27.716
that friends do not do to their friends.
01:29:28.864 --> 01:29:32.305
The good news for you
is my friendship is for sale.
01:29:32.826 --> 01:29:36.370
You see, it seems to me
that your son means more to you alive
01:29:36.371 --> 01:29:37.934
than he does to The Boss dead,
01:29:37.935 --> 01:29:40.750
and more money means more to me
than less money.
01:29:40.751 --> 01:29:44.296
And you are the guy that sleeps
with all that green under your mattress.
01:29:45.547 --> 01:29:46.903
I'm listening.
01:29:47.737 --> 01:29:49.405
You will pay me double
to kill The Boss
01:29:49.406 --> 01:29:51.595
what The Boss was
paying me to kill Yitzchok.
01:29:54.202 --> 01:29:55.453
That...
01:29:56.391 --> 01:29:58.373
That will make us friends.
01:29:59.102 --> 01:30:00.145
Right, Rabbi?
01:30:02.543 --> 01:30:04.003
Hmm?
01:30:08.070 --> 01:30:11.302
And since friends do
favors for friends,
01:30:11.303 --> 01:30:12.866
you'll do a favor for me.
01:30:12.970 --> 01:30:14.013
Pray tell.
01:30:14.117 --> 01:30:15.682
What is this favor?
01:30:15.786 --> 01:30:18.080
Concerns a matter
of debt collection.
01:30:18.081 --> 01:30:19.540
One debt in particular.
01:30:19.541 --> 01:30:20.999
Whose?
01:30:21.000 --> 01:30:22.669
A flop from Benny's book.
01:30:22.773 --> 01:30:24.336
Goes by the name of Nick Fisher.
01:30:24.337 --> 01:30:25.693
Who is he?
01:30:26.214 --> 01:30:27.778
Just a loser.
01:30:27.882 --> 01:30:29.968
You just made a lot of money.
01:30:33.617 --> 01:30:36.328
And then I was free to come and go
as I pleased.
01:30:50.822 --> 01:30:51.865
Hmm?
01:30:51.969 --> 01:30:55.514
Whatever they're paying you.
01:31:04.169 --> 01:31:05.525
There is no "they."
01:31:07.610 --> 01:31:09.070
I did this to you.
01:31:12.824 --> 01:31:14.075
- Me.
- You?
01:31:14.180 --> 01:31:15.639
Me.
01:31:22.417 --> 01:31:23.981
Who are you?
01:31:27.318 --> 01:31:28.673
Who is he?
01:31:29.612 --> 01:31:33.573
Considering he no longer has fingerprints,
I'd say that it's unlikely we'll ever know.
01:31:33.574 --> 01:31:35.554
What about dental records?
01:31:35.555 --> 01:31:38.057
Sure. As soon as you find
the bottom half of the jaw.
01:31:38.058 --> 01:31:40.769
Then all we need to do is find out
who the dentist was.
01:31:42.333 --> 01:31:44.210
What a fucking mess.
01:31:45.357 --> 01:31:47.858
Hey, Brikowski, it's Marty.
You there?
01:31:47.859 --> 01:31:51.196
We found two more bodies to go along
with the two you already got.
01:31:52.343 --> 01:31:53.595
All right, I'll be right over.
01:31:54.221 --> 01:31:55.785
Did you ever get a
hold of The Rabbi
01:31:55.889 --> 01:31:58.496
so he could get down here
and identify what's left of his kid?
01:31:58.497 --> 01:32:00.893
Negative. We've been calling
for the last hour.
01:32:00.894 --> 01:32:01.936
No answer.
01:32:01.937 --> 01:32:03.709
Send somebody over.
01:32:03.710 --> 01:32:04.856
Copy.
01:32:06.837 --> 01:32:09.756
You all right?
You look a little shook up.
01:32:09.757 --> 01:32:11.321
No, I'm fine.
01:32:12.259 --> 01:32:13.302
All right.
01:32:37.284 --> 01:32:38.430
Yeah.
01:32:38.431 --> 01:32:40.725
Hey, Brikowski, it's Murphy.
01:32:40.726 --> 01:32:42.185
Hey, Murph.
What's up?
01:32:42.186 --> 01:32:45.626
Harry Kello came by today.
You remember Harry.
01:32:45.627 --> 01:32:47.607
Retired a few years ago,
his wife just died,
01:32:47.608 --> 01:32:50.006
so he likes to come in
a couple times a week, talk shop,
01:32:50.007 --> 01:32:51.571
tell bedtime stories
to the rooks,
01:32:51.675 --> 01:32:54.490
starts every sentence
with "the way things used to be."
01:32:54.491 --> 01:32:55.491
Guy living in the past.
01:32:55.533 --> 01:32:56.813
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about him?
01:32:56.888 --> 01:33:00.121
Anyway, we're making small talk,
guy says he can't complain,
01:33:00.122 --> 01:33:01.892
then all he does is
fucking complain.
01:33:01.893 --> 01:33:03.353
His dead wife,
01:33:03.457 --> 01:33:05.439
the leg he got shot in,
his crappy pension,
01:33:05.440 --> 01:33:08.984
but then he stops when he sees
the picture Marty snapped of your kid.
01:33:08.985 --> 01:33:10.339
Just stares at it.
01:33:10.340 --> 01:33:12.320
I say, "What is it?
You know the kid?"
01:33:13.155 --> 01:33:15.760
Thing is he ain't looking at the picture,
he's looking at the name,
01:33:15.761 --> 01:33:17.533
'cause I got it written down
at the bottom.
01:33:17.534 --> 01:33:19.515
He knows that name Slevin.
01:33:39.745 --> 01:33:41.413
I have that same phone.
01:33:54.551 --> 01:33:56.323
About an hour later,
the phone rings.
01:33:56.324 --> 01:33:58.408
It's Harry. He's talking like
a goddamned machine gun,
01:33:58.409 --> 01:34:01.016
going on and on
about a horserace back in '79.
01:34:04.353 --> 01:34:05.917
Aqueduct.
01:34:06.959 --> 01:34:09.252
7 horse, tenth race.
Ring a bell?
01:34:16.866 --> 01:34:20.099
It was a drugstore
handicap, big windup,
01:34:20.100 --> 01:34:23.121
around the time The Boss
and the Rabbi set up shop in New York,
01:34:23.122 --> 01:34:26.355
before people started waking up
with knives in their backs.
01:34:26.356 --> 01:34:31.256
Anyway, he goes on
about this local legend about this kid.
01:34:31.257 --> 01:34:33.237
His name was Max.
01:34:33.862 --> 01:34:35.114
Come on, come on.
01:34:35.739 --> 01:34:39.702
Max placed a bet
with a bookie named Roth.
01:34:39.703 --> 01:34:43.664
Roth laid the bet off... on you...
01:34:53.778 --> 01:34:54.925
and you.
01:35:01.494 --> 01:35:04.414
But when The Rabbi and The Boss
find out the fix is in,
01:35:04.415 --> 01:35:06.708
well, they are the
opposite of happy.
01:35:06.709 --> 01:35:10.462
Word comes down
an example is to be made.
01:35:11.401 --> 01:35:13.069
These guys kill everyone.
01:35:13.174 --> 01:35:14.946
And I mean everyone.
01:35:15.572 --> 01:35:19.013
Max, his wife, his kid, Roth.
01:35:19.014 --> 01:35:20.890
Even the goddamn horse died.
01:35:20.891 --> 01:35:22.454
These guys went to town
with a tomahawk.
01:35:22.558 --> 01:35:24.122
It was a fuckin' massacre.
01:35:25.999 --> 01:35:28.083
They had to bring in a specialist
to do the kid
01:35:28.084 --> 01:35:29.961
'cause nobody would take the job.
01:35:48.313 --> 01:35:50.815
What've you done with my son?
01:36:06.978 --> 01:36:08.125
You?
01:36:09.272 --> 01:36:10.940
No.
01:36:10.941 --> 01:36:12.713
You're dead.
01:36:14.799 --> 01:36:16.258
You're dead!
01:36:23.245 --> 01:36:24.391
So, Harry's going on
01:36:24.392 --> 01:36:27.727
about how they had to bring in
a specialist to kill the kid,
01:36:27.728 --> 01:36:29.083
but I ain't seeing the connection,
so I says,
01:36:29.084 --> 01:36:31.691
"Harry, what does any of this
have to do with the case?"
01:36:31.692 --> 01:36:33.983
He says,
"The horse's name.".
01:36:33.984 --> 01:36:36.382
I say,
"What about the horse's name?"
01:36:36.383 --> 01:36:40.972
He says, "The horse's name
was Lucky Number Slevin."
01:36:40.973 --> 01:36:41.909
What is your name?
01:36:41.910 --> 01:36:43.578
Slevin Kelevra.
01:36:52.129 --> 01:36:54.006
You remember this part?
01:37:04.537 --> 01:37:06.308
Please!
01:37:06.309 --> 01:37:08.291
I have a family!
01:37:08.292 --> 01:37:09.958
Not anymore you don't.
01:37:09.959 --> 01:37:11.002
Henry!
01:37:13.817 --> 01:37:16.319
You fucking bastards!
01:37:18.301 --> 01:37:21.116
You fucking bastard!
01:37:40.511 --> 01:37:42.805
The two of you
killed everything I ever loved.
01:37:48.436 --> 01:37:49.687
Fuck you both.
01:38:14.712 --> 01:38:20.135
Now, there is no such person
as Slevin Kelevra, as far as I can tell,
01:38:20.136 --> 01:38:22.220
which means the kid
was using a pseudonym,
01:38:22.221 --> 01:38:25.557
which is kind of interesting,
him picking the name of a dead racehorse
01:38:25.558 --> 01:38:27.538
and keeping company
with The Boss and The Rabbi,
01:38:27.539 --> 01:38:30.874
seeing as how they had some involvement
with that very same horse.
01:38:30.875 --> 01:38:33.691
I thought to myself, you know,
maybe it means something.
01:38:33.692 --> 01:38:38.174
Then again, maybe it's just a coincidence.
Name gotta come from someplace, right?
01:38:38.696 --> 01:38:42.449
I guess none of this really matters
now that the kid's gone cold.
01:38:47.663 --> 01:38:49.226
Ah, one more thing.
01:38:49.227 --> 01:38:51.416
We got a new guy
in the precinct.
01:38:51.417 --> 01:38:54.128
Jewish fella...
funny little guy, talks a lot.
01:38:55.275 --> 01:39:00.801
Anyway, in case you're interested,
he says the name Kelevra is Hebrew.
01:39:00.802 --> 01:39:02.885
Says it means...
01:39:02.886 --> 01:39:03.929
Bad dog.
01:39:12.480 --> 01:39:14.253
Twenty years ago,
he used to be my bookie.
01:39:14.357 --> 01:39:16.547
I used to send my paychecks
over to him.
01:39:32.605 --> 01:39:34.064
Brikowski, you there?
01:41:28.870 --> 01:41:30.955
Your girl made me.
01:41:32.728 --> 01:41:34.396
She took my picture.
01:41:36.273 --> 01:41:38.254
She's gotta go in the ground.
01:41:40.444 --> 01:41:41.799
Okay.
01:42:02.862 --> 01:42:05.052
There is something
I have to tell you.
01:42:07.658 --> 01:42:09.640
He told me that we
needed to kill you.
01:42:14.749 --> 01:42:16.523
You're gonna have to trust me.
01:42:28.826 --> 01:42:30.808
Shit.
01:42:32.997 --> 01:42:34.874
He's gonna shoot you here.
01:43:33.058 --> 01:43:35.144
I didn't think you'd understand.
01:43:52.349 --> 01:43:54.226
I'd have understood.
01:43:58.919 --> 01:44:00.378
How'd you find out about us?
01:44:01.213 --> 01:44:02.881
I'm a world-class
assassin, fuckhead.
01:44:03.819 --> 01:44:05.488
How do you think I found out?
01:44:09.033 --> 01:44:10.910
I thought you might want this.
01:44:50.846 --> 01:44:52.514
I wanna go home.
01:44:52.515 --> 01:44:55.434
Neither of us is going home
for a long time, kid.
01:44:59.084 --> 01:45:00.961
My name is Goodkat.
01:45:02.212 --> 01:45:03.984
You can call me Mr. Goodkat.
01:45:03.985 --> 01:45:07.530
And it's 20 minutes
past 4:00 here at WLNS,
01:45:07.531 --> 01:45:11.841
and here's my new favorite song by JR...
"The Kansas City Shuffle."
01:45:11.909 --> 01:45:14.446
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♪ back type of game ♪
01:45:14.471 --> 01:45:16.393
♪ called the Kansas City Shuffle ♪
01:45:16.394 --> 01:45:18.947
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♪ they fall right ♪
01:45:18.972 --> 01:45:20.877
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01:45:20.878 --> 01:45:22.740
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01:45:22.765 --> 01:45:25.359
♪ you don't know type of ♪
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01:45:25.360 --> 01:45:28.346
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♪ time, wait your turn, ♪
01:45:28.371 --> 01:45:31.305
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♪ and out to dry ♪
01:45:48.197 --> 01:45:49.890
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01:45:49.915 --> 01:45:52.576
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01:45:52.577 --> 01:45:55.386
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♪ and let it ride ♪
01:45:55.411 --> 01:45:57.372
♪ on the Kansas City Shuffle ♪
01:45:57.373 --> 01:45:59.561
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♪ the lesson's learned ♪
01:45:59.562 --> 01:46:01.960
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01:46:02.065 --> 01:46:04.699
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