WEBVTT 00:00:00.100 --> 00:00:04.100 This Eastwood's first starring role since 2004's Million Dollar Baby. 00:00:04.110 --> 00:00:08.110 Gran Torino was recognized by the American Film Institute 00:00:08.120 --> 00:00:11.120 as one of the Ten Best Films of 2008. 00:00:11.130 --> 00:00:15.130 Clint Eastwood won an award for Best Actor from the National Board of Review, 00:00:15.140 --> 00:00:19.140 he was nominated for the Broadcast Film Critics Association 00:00:19.150 --> 00:00:23.150 and by the Chicago Film Critics Association Awards 00:00:23.160 --> 00:00:26.160 for Best Actor. 00:00:26.170 --> 00:00:29.170 In 2010, the film was named 00:00:29.180 --> 00:00:33.180 Best Foreign Film at the César Awards in France. 00:01:12.650 --> 00:01:14.820 I'm real sorry about Dorothy, Walt. 00:01:15.490 --> 00:01:17.580 She was a real peach. 00:01:17.740 --> 00:01:18.990 Thanks for coming, Al. 00:01:27.460 --> 00:01:29.340 Father, Son, Holy Spirit. 00:01:32.210 --> 00:01:35.170 Father. Spirit. 00:01:40.100 --> 00:01:41.520 Uh. 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:43.260 Holy Spirit. 00:01:43.430 --> 00:01:45.220 « It's okay, I can move down. » 00:01:48.650 --> 00:01:50.990 Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch. 00:01:59.030 --> 00:02:02.200 Look at the way the old man glared at Ashley. 00:02:02.370 --> 00:02:05.290 Can't even tone it down for Mom's funeral. 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:09.090 What do you expect? Dad's still living in the '50s. 00:02:09.250 --> 00:02:12.040 He expects his granddaughter to dress a little more modestly. 00:02:12.210 --> 00:02:15.540 Well, your kid's wearing a Lions jersey. I'm sure Dad appreciates that. 00:02:15.710 --> 00:02:19.760 The point is that there's nothing anyone can do that won't disappoint the old man. 00:02:19.930 --> 00:02:22.140 It's inevitable. 00:02:24.930 --> 00:02:27.310 You know, that's why we stopped doing Thanksgivings. 00:02:27.480 --> 00:02:29.885 You know, that deal with the boat motor, 00:02:29.896 --> 00:02:32.710 the broken birdbath. It's always something. 00:02:32.860 --> 00:02:34.280 What are we gonna do with him? 00:02:34.440 --> 00:02:38.730 Don't you think he's gonna get in trouble, all by himself in the old neighborhood? 00:02:40.820 --> 00:02:43.610 Well, why don't you have him move in with you? 00:02:45.080 --> 00:02:46.460 Ha, ha, ha. 00:02:46.620 --> 00:02:48.540 Hey. Shh. 00:03:06.010 --> 00:03:10.980 Death is often a bittersweet occasion to us Catholics. 00:03:11.350 --> 00:03:16.520 « Bitter in the pain, sweet in the salvation. » 00:03:16.690 --> 00:03:22.820 Bitter in the pain it causes the deceased and their families. 00:03:23.370 --> 00:03:28.880 « Sweet to those of us who know the salvation that awaits. 00:03:29.370 --> 00:03:32.790 And some may ask, "What is death?" 00:03:33.380 --> 00:03:35.470 « "Is it the end?" » 00:03:36.130 --> 00:03:37.880 "Or is it the beginning?" 00:03:38.880 --> 00:03:43.630 "And what is life? What is this thing we call life?" 00:03:43.975 --> 00:03:46.765 « All these questions can frustrate you. » 00:03:46.775 --> 00:03:47.975 Ashley, stop it. 00:03:48.640 --> 00:03:50.560 « That's why you have to turn to the Lord. » 00:03:50.730 --> 00:03:51.820 Jesus. 00:03:51.980 --> 00:03:54.490 « Because the Lord is the sweetness... » 00:03:58.150 --> 00:04:02.070 - This is so good. - Did you have a chance to call Martha? 00:04:05.500 --> 00:04:10.500 FarangSiam thanks you. Enjoy! 00:04:10.790 --> 00:04:13.550 - Is that Dad? - No. That's Grandpa Walt. 00:04:13.710 --> 00:04:19.090 "Third platoon, E company, March 2nd, 1952, Korea"? 00:04:19.250 --> 00:04:20.050 Where's Korea? 00:04:24.760 --> 00:04:26.760 A lot of people showed up after the service. 00:04:26.930 --> 00:04:29.760 Well, I suppose they heard there's gonna be a lot of ham. 00:04:29.930 --> 00:04:32.220 I'll go down in the basement and get some chairs. 00:04:32.390 --> 00:04:35.430 - Oh, I can do that, Dad. - No, I need them now, not next week. 00:04:40.730 --> 00:04:42.860 Cool, I found a medal. Look at this. 00:05:05.220 --> 00:05:07.310 How much longer do we have to stay? 00:05:07.470 --> 00:05:11.390 This ghetto is a dead zone for my cell, and I'm bored. 00:05:11.560 --> 00:05:14.270 Ashley, why don't you go help Grandpa Walt with the chairs? 00:05:14.430 --> 00:05:17.180 - Me? - Yes, you. Go. Go help him. 00:05:19.190 --> 00:05:21.980 Grandpa Walt, would you like some help with this? 00:05:22.150 --> 00:05:23.270 With your chairs? 00:05:23.440 --> 00:05:26.650 No. You probably just painted your nails. 00:05:29.280 --> 00:05:34.120 Honey, come here. Okay, well, your dad is driving me crazy. 00:05:36.290 --> 00:05:39.080 - Why did you make me do that? - It's okay. We're leaving soon. 00:05:39.250 --> 00:05:41.920 Hey, girl. Come on. 00:05:42.090 --> 00:05:45.510 Come on. Come on. 00:05:45.920 --> 00:05:47.880 Come with me. 00:06:12.370 --> 00:06:16.000 How many swamp rats can you get in one room? 00:06:33.890 --> 00:06:37.310 Wow. Grandpa, when did you get the vintage car? 00:06:40.020 --> 00:06:41.760 1972. 00:06:45.400 --> 00:06:47.440 I never knew you had a cool old car. 00:06:47.610 --> 00:06:52.070 Yeah. Well, it's been here since before you were born. 00:06:53.030 --> 00:06:54.740 So... 00:06:54.990 --> 00:07:00.500 ...what are you gonna do with it when you, like, die? 00:07:07.590 --> 00:07:10.300 What about that super-cool retro couch you have in the den? 00:07:10.470 --> 00:07:12.310 Because I'm going to state next year... 00:07:12.470 --> 00:07:14.643 ...and it would look really good in my room, 00:07:14.654 --> 00:07:16.730 and I don't have any furniture at all. 00:07:23.400 --> 00:07:25.610 Oh, God. 00:07:29.570 --> 00:07:31.570 - Who are you? - Hi. - What do you want? 00:07:31.740 --> 00:07:33.654 - I live... - Get the shit out of your mouth. 00:07:33.780 --> 00:07:36.110 - Tell me what you want. - Do you have jumper cables? 00:07:36.280 --> 00:07:38.830 - My uncle's car is old and... - We don't have any cables. 00:07:39.000 --> 00:07:42.130 And have some respect, zipper-head. We're in mourning here. 00:07:44.630 --> 00:07:48.300 - How you holding up, Walt? - Mr. Kowalski. 00:07:48.460 --> 00:07:49.920 Huh? 00:07:50.090 --> 00:07:52.130 Mr. Kowalski, that's my name. 00:07:53.130 --> 00:07:55.590 Right. Mr. Kowalski. 00:07:55.760 --> 00:07:58.430 Your wife and I became quite close these last few months. 00:07:58.600 --> 00:08:01.430 She asked that I watch over you when she passed on. 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:03.270 I told her I watch over my flock. 00:08:03.440 --> 00:08:06.150 But she made me promise I'd keep an extra-sharp eye on you. 00:08:06.310 --> 00:08:08.940 Look, I appreciate the kindness you've shown to my wife. 00:08:09.110 --> 00:08:10.770 Now that you've spoken your piece... 00:08:10.940 --> 00:08:13.650 ...why don't you go tend to some of your other sheep? 00:08:14.320 --> 00:08:15.320 Okay? 00:08:15.490 --> 00:08:20.080 Dorothy mentioned specifically that it was her desire for you to go to confession. 00:08:20.250 --> 00:08:22.750 She said she couldn't remember the last time you went. 00:08:22.910 --> 00:08:25.330 - Is that so? - It is. 00:08:26.330 --> 00:08:29.630 Well, I confess that I never really cared for church very much. 00:08:29.800 --> 00:08:31.850 The only reason I went was because of her. 00:08:32.010 --> 00:08:33.850 And I confess that I have no desire... 00:08:34.010 --> 00:08:37.180 ...to confess to a boy that's just out of the seminary. 00:08:56.700 --> 00:08:58.160 Great to see you. 00:09:02.540 --> 00:09:03.758 - Bye, dear. - So long, Walt. 00:09:03.910 --> 00:09:07.370 - Walt, can you get it started? - Yeah, it'll be fine. 00:09:10.670 --> 00:09:14.170 I wish I could help, Dad, but I gotta get the kids home. 00:09:14.720 --> 00:09:17.850 - Kids are getting restless. - Yeah, fine. Just go. 00:09:18.010 --> 00:09:19.720 I'll call you, see how you're doing. 00:09:19.890 --> 00:09:20.970 All right. 00:09:25.390 --> 00:09:27.830 Kill you to buy American? 00:09:28.040 --> 00:09:29.240 Jesus. 00:09:30.360 --> 00:09:32.620 Did you see the way he looked at the truck? 00:09:32.780 --> 00:09:35.370 It's always rice-burner this, Jap-burner that, you know? 00:09:35.530 --> 00:09:37.420 Even at Mom's funeral, he can't let it go. 00:09:37.431 --> 00:09:38.660 He didn't say anything. 00:09:38.820 --> 00:09:40.660 - He didn't need to. - What do you expect? 00:09:40.830 --> 00:09:42.710 The man worked at Ford all those years. 00:09:42.870 --> 00:09:46.330 - I suppose that's my goddamn fault. - Just give it a rest, just drive, okay? 00:09:46.500 --> 00:09:50.750 Kids, want the radio on? Anyone wanna listen to some music? Good. 00:10:06.100 --> 00:10:08.680 Damn barbarians. 00:10:11.610 --> 00:10:13.700 I'm just so brokenhearted. 00:10:14.360 --> 00:10:17.650 I want my daughter to find another husband. 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:21.150 If she married again there would be a man in the house. 00:10:22.200 --> 00:10:24.830 What about Thao? The man of the house is right there. 00:10:25.700 --> 00:10:29.290 « Look at him washing dishes. » 00:10:29.920 --> 00:10:33.550 He does whatever his sister orders him to do. 00:10:34.000 --> 00:10:36.460 « How could he ever become the man of the house? » 00:10:37.550 --> 00:10:41.130 Be patient, once he's older, he will be the man of the house. 00:10:41.300 --> 00:10:42.590 No way. 00:10:49.770 --> 00:10:54.760 Today is a blessed day, for a child is born. 00:10:56.900 --> 00:10:59.860 I offer food to nurture this child's body. 00:11:00.240 --> 00:11:03.160 I offer clothing to protect this child's flesh. 00:11:05.160 --> 00:11:08.370 The child is blessed with a mother and father. 00:11:09.500 --> 00:11:11.420 Oh, spirit of this child... 00:11:11.670 --> 00:11:15.010 ...return home and do not wander anymore. 00:11:24.720 --> 00:11:27.680 Come home, spirit and soul, come home. 00:11:33.230 --> 00:11:36.150 Live a good life and grow old. 00:11:48.540 --> 00:11:53.510 Jesus. Polarski would roll over in his grave if he could see his lawn now. 00:11:55.040 --> 00:11:59.380 What the hell did Chinks have to move into this neighborhood for? 00:12:01.670 --> 00:12:04.380 Why does that old white man stay here? 00:12:06.140 --> 00:12:09.110 All the Americans have moved out of this neighborhood. 00:12:09.810 --> 00:12:11.390 Why haven't you gone? 00:12:11.560 --> 00:12:15.310 Why don't you strut away, you dumb rooster? 00:12:25.950 --> 00:12:29.370 Are you gone completely deaf or something? 00:12:31.120 --> 00:12:32.910 Hi there, Walt. 00:12:33.870 --> 00:12:37.040 I'm not a friend of yours, so why do you insist on calling me Walt? 00:12:37.540 --> 00:12:39.750 Sorry. Mr. Kowalski. 00:12:39.920 --> 00:12:42.663 What are you peddling today, < Padre >? [ Father ] 00:12:42.674 --> 00:12:44.830 Nothing. I thought I'd drop by and see you. 00:12:45.090 --> 00:12:46.470 I haven't seen you in church. 00:12:46.640 --> 00:12:50.110 Now that you've done your good deed, why don't you take off down the road? 00:12:50.270 --> 00:12:54.110 - I'd really like to talk, Mr. Kowalski. - Not in this lifetime, sonny. 00:12:54.270 --> 00:12:56.730 Why? Do you have a problem with me, Mr. Kowalski? 00:12:56.900 --> 00:12:59.110 - You don't wanna know. - No, I do. 00:13:00.070 --> 00:13:03.620 Well, I think you're an over-educated 27-year-old virgin... 00:13:03.780 --> 00:13:06.016 ...who likes to hold hands of ladies 00:13:06.027 --> 00:13:09.290 who are superstitious and promises them eternity. 00:13:23.630 --> 00:13:26.130 Yo! Hey! 00:13:26.300 --> 00:13:29.583 Is you...? Is you a boy or is you a girl, man? 00:13:29.594 --> 00:13:30.850 I can't tell. 00:13:31.010 --> 00:13:33.220 Hey, chinito, hey, if you was in the pen... 00:13:33.390 --> 00:13:35.810 ...I'd be fucking you in the ass. You'd be my bitch. 00:13:35.980 --> 00:13:38.240 What are you reading, "Jackass and the Rice Stalk"? 00:13:38.400 --> 00:13:41.490 Yeah, that's right, keep walking! Keep walking! 00:13:41.650 --> 00:13:43.400 Look at me when I talk to you, homes! 00:13:43.570 --> 00:13:45.980 Fucking slopes, man, everywhere you look, man. 00:13:46.150 --> 00:13:48.950 - Slopes everywhere we go, man. - Go back to your rice paddy. 00:13:49.950 --> 00:13:52.070 What you looking at, man? 00:13:58.420 --> 00:14:01.680 - That's my little cousin over there. - You sure that's your cousin, man? 00:14:01.840 --> 00:14:04.720 - Fuck, yeah, that's my little cousin. - He tight with anybody? 00:14:04.880 --> 00:14:07.170 No, he flies solo, man. You wanna do something? 00:14:07.340 --> 00:14:10.550 Man, let's go down there and see what the fuck they doing over there. 00:14:17.020 --> 00:14:18.980 I like your sandals too. 00:14:19.600 --> 00:14:23.150 - Hey. Yo, what's up? What's up? - Yo, what's up, motherfuckers? 00:14:23.320 --> 00:14:26.120 They fucking with you? Man, fuck you, homeboy! 00:14:26.280 --> 00:14:29.450 - What you got? - Hey, we can do this right now. 00:14:29.610 --> 00:14:32.280 - You go fucking back to your country. - Fuck you, man. 00:14:32.450 --> 00:14:34.820 Oh, good, more fucking rice niggers. 00:14:34.990 --> 00:14:37.370 Aren't you supposed to cook me some Chinese food, huh? 00:14:40.750 --> 00:14:44.960 - How many bullets you got? - We'll catch you on the rebound, homey. 00:14:50.930 --> 00:14:53.400 - Thao! - Come on, man. Get in the car, man. 00:14:53.550 --> 00:14:55.260 Thao. 00:14:55.430 --> 00:14:57.060 - Get with us, man. - Get in the car. 00:14:57.230 --> 00:14:59.900 - Fuck, man, get in the car, man. - Thao! 00:15:00.060 --> 00:15:01.800 Those punk-ass Mexicans messing with you? 00:15:01.810 --> 00:15:05.450 Dog, we just bailed your ass out, dog. Come on, dog, get the fuck in here. 00:15:05.610 --> 00:15:08.900 - What you doing, man? - Get in the car, man, come on. 00:15:09.070 --> 00:15:11.150 Chill with us, man. 00:15:11.450 --> 00:15:14.460 Come on, man. We just bailed your ass out, dog! 00:15:14.740 --> 00:15:16.370 Come on. 00:15:19.540 --> 00:15:20.526 Come on, Thao, man. 00:15:20.537 --> 00:15:23.130 You need a big coz to take care of you, man. [ cousin ] 00:15:23.290 --> 00:15:24.620 Man, fuck it. Hey. 00:15:24.790 --> 00:15:27.130 Forget it, man. Let's go, dude. Fuck his ass. 00:15:27.300 --> 00:15:30.180 - Tomorrow, I'll see your ass. - Why you gotta be a little girl? 00:15:30.340 --> 00:15:31.380 Tomorrow. 00:15:31.550 --> 00:15:33.630 Come on, man, let's go. We got the gun, man. 00:15:33.800 --> 00:15:35.840 - Fuck you. - Let's get the fuck out of here. 00:15:36.010 --> 00:15:38.640 - We've got the strap. - Let's get the fuck out of here. 00:15:38.810 --> 00:15:41.130 - Fuck that pussy. [ describes how weak a person is ] 00:15:51.110 --> 00:15:52.940 Hey, Thao. 00:15:57.370 --> 00:15:58.870 Hey, what's up? 00:16:00.120 --> 00:16:02.290 What's up, Thao? 00:16:04.290 --> 00:16:06.420 What are you doing, little man? 00:16:06.590 --> 00:16:10.100 - Why you doing women's work? - What do you want? 00:16:11.260 --> 00:16:13.730 What? I can't just come and talk to my little cousin? 00:16:15.600 --> 00:16:19.020 - He doesn't wanna talk to you. - Well, I'm here, right? 00:16:19.180 --> 00:16:21.260 - Hey, Spider, who that? - What's up? 00:16:21.430 --> 00:16:24.640 Spider? Is that what he just called you, Fong? 00:16:25.310 --> 00:16:26.280 Spider. 00:16:27.150 --> 00:16:30.940 - Is there something wrong with Spider? - What are you doing here? 00:16:31.490 --> 00:16:33.330 Hey, so how old is you anyways? 00:16:33.490 --> 00:16:36.570 - Mentally, I'm way too old for you. - What? 00:16:37.160 --> 00:16:39.240 You guys are stupid. I'm going inside. 00:16:39.410 --> 00:16:41.120 - What? - Sue. 00:16:42.830 --> 00:16:45.330 Help your little bro do this gardening. 00:16:45.500 --> 00:16:47.580 Bite it, stupid. 00:16:49.000 --> 00:16:51.340 Hey. You wanna roll with us, man? Come on. 00:16:51.510 --> 00:16:53.890 - Dude. - Come on, ride with us. Come on. 00:16:54.050 --> 00:16:55.470 Come on, chill with us. 00:16:55.640 --> 00:16:58.730 You need somebody to protect you. That's what your big coz is for. 00:16:58.890 --> 00:17:01.350 Look, dog, I been there, done it, and I seen it, man. 00:17:01.520 --> 00:17:03.900 Back in the day, everybody used to wanna beat me up. 00:17:04.060 --> 00:17:05.680 But now, nobody wanna fuck with me. 00:17:05.850 --> 00:17:08.310 - Come on, man, let's go. - We're coz, right? 00:17:08.480 --> 00:17:12.230 - Come on. - We're coz, right? We're family. 00:17:12.400 --> 00:17:16.530 Look, a brother to Spider is a brother to me. Come on. 00:17:16.700 --> 00:17:18.580 Dude, man, take this shit off. Come on. 00:17:18.740 --> 00:17:21.660 - Come on, roll with us. Come on. - That's woman's work, man. 00:17:21.830 --> 00:17:23.370 Don't get your hands dirty, man. 00:17:27.210 --> 00:17:28.540 So, what do I have to do? 00:17:30.210 --> 00:17:33.290 Spider told me that our boy next door got a bad-ass whip. 00:17:37.720 --> 00:17:38.880 Come on. 00:17:40.260 --> 00:17:41.300 Nice. 00:17:41.470 --> 00:17:44.760 Yeah, my little cousin being a little man. 00:17:48.980 --> 00:17:50.940 Whoa. 00:17:53.230 --> 00:17:55.360 Yo, now, that's a nice car. 00:17:55.530 --> 00:17:59.400 Hell, yeah. 1972 Gran Torino, Fastback. 00:17:59.570 --> 00:18:01.450 - Yo. - Cobra jet engine. 00:18:01.620 --> 00:18:03.630 Yo, man, it's still in mint condition. 00:18:03.790 --> 00:18:08.340 Yo, man. It's in mint condition, man. 00:18:10.500 --> 00:18:11.830 Oh, I've got one. 00:18:12.000 --> 00:18:15.380 There's a Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. 00:18:15.550 --> 00:18:19.630 The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here". 00:18:20.680 --> 00:18:23.970 So here's where my flock congregates when they're not in church. 00:18:24.140 --> 00:18:25.180 Hey, Father J. 00:18:25.350 --> 00:18:26.810 Hi, Mel. Hey there, Darrell. 00:18:26.980 --> 00:18:29.190 - Hello, Father. - Hi, Walt. 00:18:30.350 --> 00:18:32.850 What brings you in here, Father? The meat raffle? 00:18:34.480 --> 00:18:37.940 No, I just came down to talk to Walt, if that's okay. 00:18:39.610 --> 00:18:43.700 Damn, < Padre >, you are persistent, aren't you? 00:18:43.870 --> 00:18:45.780 I promised your wife. 00:18:46.500 --> 00:18:49.380 All right. Let's get a booth. 00:18:52.750 --> 00:18:56.920 I'll have a Pabst and a shot of Jack and whatever he's having. 00:18:57.090 --> 00:18:58.190 I'll have a Diet Coke. 00:18:58.201 --> 00:19:00.600 Bullshit, this is a bar. You have a drink. 00:19:00.760 --> 00:19:04.890 - Um, I'll have a gin and tonic. - Attaboy! 00:19:06.600 --> 00:19:07.810 So... 00:19:08.430 --> 00:19:09.970 ...what do you want? 00:19:10.140 --> 00:19:12.980 I promised your wife I'd get you to go to confession. 00:19:13.150 --> 00:19:14.780 Now, why would you do that? 00:19:14.940 --> 00:19:18.270 She was very insistent. She made me. 00:19:18.820 --> 00:19:22.360 You're kind of fond of promising things you can't deliver on. Right, Father? 00:19:22.530 --> 00:19:24.860 - Let's talk about something else. - What? 00:19:25.030 --> 00:19:26.570 Life and death. 00:19:27.410 --> 00:19:31.790 Life and death. What the hell do you know about life and death? 00:19:32.380 --> 00:19:35.640 I'd like to think I know a lot. I'm a priest. 00:19:36.130 --> 00:19:38.800 Yeah. You get up and preach about life and death... 00:19:38.970 --> 00:19:41.770 ...but all you know is what you learned in priest school. 00:19:41.930 --> 00:19:45.060 Right out of the rookie preacher's handbook. 00:19:45.220 --> 00:19:47.180 I don't know about that. I think... 00:19:47.350 --> 00:19:49.220 Death is bittersweet. 00:19:49.390 --> 00:19:52.980 Sort of bitter in its pain, but sweet in its salvation. 00:19:53.900 --> 00:19:57.660 That's what you know about life and death, and it's pathetic. 00:19:57.820 --> 00:19:59.280 What do you know, Mr. Kowalski? 00:20:00.070 --> 00:20:01.123 I know a lot. 00:20:01.134 --> 00:20:04.290 I lived for almost three years in Korea with it. 00:20:04.450 --> 00:20:06.160 Thanks. 00:20:07.370 --> 00:20:08.490 We shot men... 00:20:08.660 --> 00:20:15.040 ...stabbed them with bayonets, hacked 17-year-old to death with shovels. 00:20:15.960 --> 00:20:18.880 Stuff I'll remember till the day I die. 00:20:19.050 --> 00:20:23.810 Horrible things, but things I'll live with. 00:20:23.970 --> 00:20:25.840 And what about life? 00:20:30.560 --> 00:20:35.230 Well, I survived the war. 00:20:37.860 --> 00:20:39.490 Got married, had a family. 00:20:41.570 --> 00:20:44.820 Sounds like you know a lot more about death than you do living. 00:20:51.580 --> 00:20:53.410 Maybe so, Father. 00:20:53.910 --> 00:20:55.660 « Maybe so. » 00:21:05.300 --> 00:21:07.800 Son of a bitch. 00:22:01.980 --> 00:22:04.480 Come on, get in the car! Thao, what the fuck? Get in! 00:22:04.650 --> 00:22:06.570 - Get in, Thao. - Come on, let's go. Get in. 00:22:06.740 --> 00:22:08.120 Fuck, man? Get in! 00:22:29.800 --> 00:22:31.550 - Hello? - Hey. Morning, Dad. 00:22:31.720 --> 00:22:33.430 It's your number one son, Mitch. 00:22:33.600 --> 00:22:37.360 Morning? It's after 1 in the afternoon, it's not morning. 00:22:37.520 --> 00:22:41.100 Oh, right. Afternoon, then. 00:22:41.980 --> 00:22:43.980 So, what do you want? 00:22:44.150 --> 00:22:48.860 What? No. Nothing. I mean, what would I want? 00:22:49.030 --> 00:22:50.070 Well, I don't know. 00:22:50.240 --> 00:22:53.160 Your wife's already gone through all your mother's jewelry. 00:22:55.040 --> 00:22:58.460 No, Dad, I'm just calling to see how you're doing. Just... 00:22:58.620 --> 00:23:01.210 ¦ Anything new with the old neighborhood? ¦ 00:23:01.380 --> 00:23:03.340 Yeah. No. 00:23:03.500 --> 00:23:05.460 ¦ Great. Smooth sailing. ¦ 00:23:05.630 --> 00:23:06.670 Yeah. 00:23:06.840 --> 00:23:08.340 - Okay, good. Good, then. 00:23:09.050 --> 00:23:10.750 ¦ Oh, hey, Dad. ¦ 00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:12.240 Yeah. 00:23:12.410 --> 00:23:14.890 ¦ You wouldn't happen to still know that guy that has... ¦ 00:23:14.900 --> 00:23:16.900 the Lions season tickets? 00:23:18.180 --> 00:23:21.390 Oh, you fuck. 00:23:21.560 --> 00:23:23.230 Dad... 00:23:54.550 --> 00:23:57.090 Ain't she sweet. 00:24:13.410 --> 00:24:15.210 Come on, girl. 00:24:30.170 --> 00:24:33.420 Yo, what's up? What are you guys doing out here, man? 00:24:33.590 --> 00:24:36.470 « - Nothing. - Minding our own business. » 00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:38.230 Just hanging out. 00:24:39.060 --> 00:24:40.820 What are you guys doing here? 00:24:42.020 --> 00:24:43.650 - What? - I told you guys already... 00:24:43.810 --> 00:24:46.640 Can't I just come hang out with my little cousin? 00:24:46.810 --> 00:24:48.100 « Huh? » 00:24:51.360 --> 00:24:52.820 We have good news for you, man. 00:24:52.990 --> 00:24:55.160 Oh, really? And what's that? 00:24:55.320 --> 00:24:56.570 Only for guy talk. 00:24:56.740 --> 00:24:59.030 - I don't think so. - Why not? 00:24:59.200 --> 00:25:01.490 Come on, man. We gonna give you another shot, man. 00:25:01.870 --> 00:25:04.160 - Don't go, Thao. - Mind your own business, girl. 00:25:04.330 --> 00:25:07.000 - Come on, let's go. - Come. 00:25:07.960 --> 00:25:10.330 « - Yeah, what are you gonna do, huh? - Come on, dog. » 00:25:34.280 --> 00:25:36.030 Look. You've broken Daddy's gnome. 00:25:38.490 --> 00:25:41.280 What the hell is this? 00:25:43.000 --> 00:25:44.000 Get up. 00:25:44.650 --> 00:25:46.150 Get off my lawn. 00:25:49.040 --> 00:25:51.170 Listen, old man, you don't wanna fuck with me. 00:25:51.340 --> 00:25:54.180 Did you hear me? I said, get off my lawn now. 00:25:54.340 --> 00:25:56.340 Are you fucking crazy? Go back in the house. 00:25:56.510 --> 00:26:00.010 Yeah. I blow a hole in your face, and then I go in the house. 00:26:00.180 --> 00:26:03.220 And I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. 00:26:03.390 --> 00:26:06.390 We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... 00:26:06.560 --> 00:26:08.640 ...use you for sandbags. 00:26:13.110 --> 00:26:14.190 Okay. 00:26:15.860 --> 00:26:19.240 - But you better watch your back. - Fuck it, man, he's crazy. 00:26:25.790 --> 00:26:27.470 « We'll get this cracker next time. » 00:26:31.840 --> 00:26:33.260 Thank you. 00:26:34.760 --> 00:26:37.180 Get off my lawn. 00:27:10.960 --> 00:27:12.790 What the hell is this? 00:27:22.050 --> 00:27:23.300 Christ. 00:27:24.010 --> 00:27:27.720 No, no. No, no, no. Come on, no more. No more. 00:27:27.890 --> 00:27:29.770 No more. What...? 00:27:32.060 --> 00:27:34.980 Stay right there... Stay right there. 00:27:35.150 --> 00:27:36.730 Why can't you just leave me alone? 00:27:36.900 --> 00:27:38.650 We brought you some shallots to plant. 00:27:38.820 --> 00:27:40.650 - I don't want them. - They're perennials. 00:27:40.820 --> 00:27:41.978 They come back every year. 00:27:41.989 --> 00:27:44.080 Why are you bringing me all this garbage? 00:27:44.240 --> 00:27:45.910 Because... 00:27:46.370 --> 00:27:49.740 - Because you saved Thao. - I didn't save anybody. 00:27:49.910 --> 00:27:50.785 I just... 00:27:50.796 --> 00:27:53.420 I kept a bunch of jabbering gooks off of my lawn, that's all. 00:27:53.580 --> 00:27:55.885 - You're a hero to the neighborhood. - I'm not a hero. 00:27:55.895 --> 00:27:58.500 They think you are. That's why they keep bringing you gifts. 00:27:58.670 --> 00:28:00.236 - Please, take them. - They're wrong. 00:28:00.340 --> 00:28:02.254 Now, I just want to be left alone. Thank you. 00:28:03.510 --> 00:28:04.550 Wait. 00:28:06.560 --> 00:28:09.860 This is my mom, Vu, I'm Sue, and that's my brother, Thao. 00:28:10.020 --> 00:28:12.530 - We live next door. - So? 00:28:12.690 --> 00:28:15.030 Thao wants to say something. 00:28:17.520 --> 00:28:18.980 I'm sorry. 00:28:19.150 --> 00:28:23.650 - Sorry for what? - For trying to steal your car. 00:28:25.370 --> 00:28:27.540 Let me tell you something, boy. 00:28:27.700 --> 00:28:31.990 You step on this property again, you're done. 00:28:54.650 --> 00:28:56.610 Good afternoon, Walt. 00:28:57.360 --> 00:28:59.910 I told you I'm not going to confession. 00:29:00.070 --> 00:29:03.580 - Why didn't you just call the police? - What? 00:29:03.740 --> 00:29:05.580 I do work with some of the Hmong gangs... 00:29:05.740 --> 00:29:08.200 ...and I heard there was trouble in the neighborhood. 00:29:08.370 --> 00:29:10.420 Why didn't you call the police? 00:29:11.410 --> 00:29:13.040 Well... 00:29:14.410 --> 00:29:18.080 You know, I prayed that they would show up... 00:29:18.250 --> 00:29:21.040 ...but nobody answered. 00:29:21.210 --> 00:29:22.800 What were you thinking? 00:29:22.970 --> 00:29:26.350 Someone could have been killed. We're talking life and death here. 00:29:26.890 --> 00:29:30.100 When things go wrong, you gotta act quickly. 00:29:30.260 --> 00:29:34.220 When we were in Korea and a thousand screaming gooks came across our line... 00:29:34.390 --> 00:29:36.270 ...we didn't call the police, we reacted. 00:29:36.440 --> 00:29:39.110 We're not in Korea, Mr. Kowalski. 00:29:40.650 --> 00:29:43.820 I've been thinking about our conversation on life and death. 00:29:43.990 --> 00:29:45.790 About what you said. 00:29:45.950 --> 00:29:47.130 About how you carry around 00:29:47.141 --> 00:29:49.590 all the horrible things you were forced to do... 00:29:49.740 --> 00:29:51.910 ...horrible things that won't leave you. 00:29:52.910 --> 00:29:57.540 It seems it would do you good to unload some of that burden. 00:29:57.920 --> 00:30:00.630 Things done during war are terrible. 00:30:01.090 --> 00:30:02.760 Being ordered to kill. 00:30:02.920 --> 00:30:05.800 Killing to save yourself, killing to save others. 00:30:05.970 --> 00:30:10.350 You're right. Those are things I know nothing about... 00:30:10.510 --> 00:30:13.050 ...but I do know about forgiveness... 00:30:13.220 --> 00:30:16.560 ...and I've seen a lot of men who have confessed their sins... 00:30:16.730 --> 00:30:20.990 ...admitted their guilt, and left their burdens behind them. 00:30:21.150 --> 00:30:23.480 Stronger men than you. 00:30:23.650 --> 00:30:26.530 Men at war who were ordered to do appalling things... 00:30:26.700 --> 00:30:29.160 ...and are now at peace. 00:30:29.700 --> 00:30:31.860 Well, I gotta hand it to you, < Padre >. 00:30:32.030 --> 00:30:34.160 You came here with your guns loaded this time. 00:30:35.000 --> 00:30:36.340 Thank you. 00:30:36.500 --> 00:30:38.590 And you're right about one thing. 00:30:38.750 --> 00:30:42.420 About stronger men than me reaching their salvation. 00:30:42.590 --> 00:30:45.680 Well, "Halle-fucking-lujah". 00:30:45.840 --> 00:30:48.670 But you're wrong about something else. 00:30:48.840 --> 00:30:51.220 What's that, Mr. Kowalski? 00:30:51.550 --> 00:30:57.010 The thing that haunts a man the most is what he isn't ordered to do. 00:31:01.860 --> 00:31:05.070 There. You finally look like a human being again. 00:31:05.230 --> 00:31:08.530 You shouldn't wait so long between haircuts, you cheap son of a bitch. 00:31:08.700 --> 00:31:11.790 Yeah. Well, I'm surprised you're still around. 00:31:11.950 --> 00:31:13.410 I was always hoping you'd die... 00:31:13.580 --> 00:31:16.210 ...and they'd get somebody who knew what they were doing. 00:31:16.370 --> 00:31:19.700 Instead you just keep hanging around like the doo-wop dago you are. 00:31:19.870 --> 00:31:24.000 - That'll be 10 bucks, Walt. - Ten bucks? Jesus Christ, Martin. 00:31:24.170 --> 00:31:27.210 What are you, half Jew or something? You keep raising the prices. 00:31:27.380 --> 00:31:29.489 It's been 10 bucks for the last five years, 00:31:29.500 --> 00:31:31.560 you hard-nosed, Polack son of a bitch. 00:31:31.720 --> 00:31:35.720 - Yeah, well, keep the change. - See you in three weeks, prick. 00:31:36.390 --> 00:31:38.220 Not if I see you first, dipshit. 00:31:42.020 --> 00:31:44.650 Since everything could go downhill after that. 00:31:44.820 --> 00:31:46.570 - Yeah, that's true. - That would suck. 00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:51.750 - That's cool, you know? Yeah. « - Ain't shit going on, man. » 00:31:53.780 --> 00:31:55.360 « Ain't shit going on. » 00:31:56.280 --> 00:31:58.660 Man, look at this. Look at this, Monk. Check this out. 00:31:59.060 --> 00:32:00.860 « - Oooh. Boy. - Oh, yeah. » 00:32:01.580 --> 00:32:05.040 Bring that little tight ass over here. Come here, girl. Don't be shy. 00:32:05.210 --> 00:32:09.420 What, you can't say hi? Why you acting all stuck-up and shit? 00:32:10.920 --> 00:32:14.590 - What you supposed to be, man? - Yo, it's cool, dog. 00:32:15.550 --> 00:32:17.760 What the fuck you doing in my neighborhood, boy? 00:32:17.930 --> 00:32:21.470 Nothing. Just going down to Corner Spot, you know? Get some CDs. 00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:22.680 It's all good, bro. 00:32:23.560 --> 00:32:24.890 See, he called you bro, Duke. 00:32:25.060 --> 00:32:27.230 - He called you bro, man. - It's all good, bro. 00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:29.150 - It's all good, huh? - Shut the fuck up. 00:32:29.320 --> 00:32:32.200 Call me bro again, man, I'll bite your motherfucking face off. 00:32:32.360 --> 00:32:33.610 Yeah, motherfucker. 00:32:33.780 --> 00:32:35.950 Now, what the fuck y'all come down here for? 00:32:36.120 --> 00:32:39.750 You here to bring me this little present? Monk? She bringing it to us? 00:32:39.910 --> 00:32:41.580 This little Oriental yummy. 00:32:41.750 --> 00:32:44.090 Don't worry. I'm gonna take real good care of her. 00:32:44.250 --> 00:32:46.620 - Fuck out of here, man. - Fuck out of here, man. 00:32:52.630 --> 00:32:54.920 - I told you we're finished here. - Oh, yeah. 00:32:55.090 --> 00:32:56.380 Keep your ass right here. 00:32:56.970 --> 00:33:00.390 Oh, great. Another asshole who has a fetish for Asian girls? 00:33:00.560 --> 00:33:02.940 God, that gets so old. 00:33:03.100 --> 00:33:04.770 - Oh, shit. - What's your name, girl? 00:33:04.940 --> 00:33:06.780 My name? 00:33:06.940 --> 00:33:08.770 Get your ass out of here, okay? 00:33:08.940 --> 00:33:11.940 It's "Take your crude come-on to every woman who walks past..." 00:33:12.110 --> 00:33:14.230 "...and cram it." That's my name. 00:33:14.860 --> 00:33:16.820 « Mouthy little bitch. » 00:33:16.990 --> 00:33:20.280 - Who you think you talking to? - Who does it look like? 00:33:20.450 --> 00:33:23.870 - You think you real funny, don't you? - Oh, shit. Ain't she tough? 00:33:24.040 --> 00:33:25.369 What? You gonna hit me now? 00:33:25.380 --> 00:33:27.840 That would pretty much complete the picture. 00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:29.830 You need to keep your bitch on a leash. 00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:32.670 Put a chain on that whore and yank that motherfucker. 00:33:32.840 --> 00:33:34.960 Of course. Right to the stereotype thesaurus. 00:33:35.130 --> 00:33:37.510 Call me a whore and a bitch in the same sentence. 00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:39.730 - This bitch is crazy. - I like them like that. 00:33:39.890 --> 00:33:41.010 Man, take this bitch. 00:33:41.180 --> 00:33:43.130 « Hey. Get off me. » 00:33:47.100 --> 00:33:50.310 - You don't know when to quit, do you? - I'm gonna teach her a lesson. 00:33:50.480 --> 00:33:52.520 Stop. Let go. 00:33:55.950 --> 00:33:58.040 Get your ass over there. 00:34:02.330 --> 00:34:04.210 What the fuck you looking at, old man? 00:34:05.410 --> 00:34:08.620 - What the hell are you spooks up to? - Spooks? 00:34:09.150 --> 00:34:12.294 You better get your ass on, honky, while I still let you. [ white person ] 00:34:12.340 --> 00:34:14.600 - That's what you better do. - That's right, bitch. 00:34:15.090 --> 00:34:17.380 Fuck you think you at? 00:34:27.390 --> 00:34:30.390 Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while... 00:34:30.560 --> 00:34:32.400 ...that you shouldn't have fucked with? 00:34:36.650 --> 00:34:38.070 That's me. 00:34:39.610 --> 00:34:41.910 Man, you fucking crazy, man. Get out of here, man. 00:34:42.080 --> 00:34:43.909 Why don't you get your ass up out of here 00:34:43.920 --> 00:34:46.010 before I kick your old, wrinkly, white ass? 00:34:47.120 --> 00:34:49.910 Crazy motherfucker, man. What's wrong with him, man? 00:34:52.750 --> 00:34:55.040 What the fuck? 00:34:55.550 --> 00:34:58.600 - This motherfucker crazy, man. - What's wrong with this nigga, man? 00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:00.300 What the hell? 00:35:01.340 --> 00:35:02.590 Get in the truck. 00:35:05.020 --> 00:35:07.650 This crazy motherfucker, man. What's wrong with him, man? 00:35:07.810 --> 00:35:09.600 He put his finger at us. 00:35:09.770 --> 00:35:12.600 - Oh, shit. - Come on, now. Hey, pops. Come on, now. 00:35:12.770 --> 00:35:15.190 Shut your fucking face. 00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:18.780 You fucking don't listen, do you? 00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:21.240 Now, get in the truck. 00:35:21.410 --> 00:35:24.500 - Go on, get in the truck now. Shit. « - Way to go, old man. » 00:35:25.120 --> 00:35:27.080 Shut up, pussy. 00:35:27.750 --> 00:35:30.920 What is all this "bro" shit, anyway? 00:35:31.080 --> 00:35:34.580 Want to be Super Spade or something? These guys don't want to be your bro... 00:35:34.750 --> 00:35:36.050 ...and I don't blame them. Now, get your ofay, 00:35:36.080 --> 00:35:38.380 « Paddy ass on down the road. » 00:35:44.970 --> 00:35:46.970 Take care, now. 00:35:49.810 --> 00:35:50.970 Yeah, you too. 00:35:55.150 --> 00:35:57.230 Oh, yeah. 00:36:06.950 --> 00:36:09.200 Fuck, man, why y'all didn't fucking do nothing? 00:36:09.370 --> 00:36:11.660 - Man, kick that nigga's ass. - Man, you fucking... 00:36:11.830 --> 00:36:13.120 Shit, man. 00:36:13.290 --> 00:36:15.710 This fucker. He had that cannon in your fucking face. 00:36:15.880 --> 00:36:18.010 - You didn't do nothing. - Trying to stay out. 00:36:18.260 --> 00:36:20.760 What's the matter with you, for chrissake? 00:36:21.680 --> 00:36:24.060 Trying to get yourself killed? 00:36:24.220 --> 00:36:26.970 I thought you Asian girls were supposed to be smart. 00:36:27.140 --> 00:36:30.970 Hanging around a neighborhood like that's a fast way to get you in the obituaries. 00:36:31.140 --> 00:36:33.390 I know. I know. Take it easy. 00:36:33.560 --> 00:36:36.270 And what about that goofball guy you were with? 00:36:36.440 --> 00:36:38.860 Is that a date or something? 00:36:39.190 --> 00:36:42.190 Yeah. Kind of. His name is Trey. 00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:44.440 Well, you shouldn't be hanging out with him. 00:36:44.610 --> 00:36:47.700 You should be hanging out with your own people, with other "Humong". 00:36:47.870 --> 00:36:51.710 You mean Hmong? We're Hmong, not "Humong". 00:36:51.870 --> 00:36:53.660 Whatever. 00:36:54.170 --> 00:36:57.760 Where the hell is "Humong", I mean Hmong, anyway? 00:36:59.710 --> 00:37:00.790 Wow. 00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:05.590 You're so enlightened, you know that? No, Hmong isn't a place. It's a people. 00:37:05.760 --> 00:37:08.890 Hmong people come from different parts of Laos, Thailand, and China. 00:37:09.060 --> 00:37:11.940 Yeah. Well, how did you end up in my neighborhood, then? 00:37:12.100 --> 00:37:14.020 Why didn't you stay there? 00:37:14.730 --> 00:37:17.690 It's a Vietnam thing. We fought on your side. 00:37:17.860 --> 00:37:19.193 And when the Americans quit, 00:37:19.204 --> 00:37:21.630 the Communists started killing all the Hmong. 00:37:21.780 --> 00:37:23.580 So we came over here. 00:37:23.740 --> 00:37:27.500 Yeah. Well, I don't know how you ended up in the Midwest. 00:37:27.660 --> 00:37:30.420 There's snow on the ground six months out of the year. 00:37:30.580 --> 00:37:34.050 Why does a jungle people want to be in the great frozen tundra? 00:37:34.210 --> 00:37:39.380 Hill people. We were hill people. Not jungle people. Booga-booga-booga. 00:37:39.540 --> 00:37:41.960 Yeah. Whatever. 00:37:42.130 --> 00:37:44.670 Blame the Lutherans. They brought us over here. 00:37:44.840 --> 00:37:46.970 Everybody blames the Lutherans. 00:37:48.430 --> 00:37:52.890 Well, you'd think the cold would keep all the idiots out. 00:37:54.640 --> 00:37:56.930 Thanks for the ride. 00:37:57.190 --> 00:37:59.740 You know something, kid? You're all right. 00:38:00.690 --> 00:38:02.690 But what about that dimwit brother of yours? 00:38:02.860 --> 00:38:06.820 - He a little slow or something? - Thao is actually really smart. 00:38:06.990 --> 00:38:09.450 He just doesn't know which direction to go in. 00:38:10.410 --> 00:38:14.160 - Yeah. Poor Toad. - It's really common. 00:38:14.330 --> 00:38:16.120 Hmong girls over here fit in better. 00:38:16.290 --> 00:38:19.460 The girls go to college, and the boys go to jail. 00:38:22.750 --> 00:38:24.290 Yeah. 00:38:33.810 --> 00:38:37.070 That old hag hates my ass. 00:38:38.730 --> 00:38:40.520 Well... 00:38:45.860 --> 00:38:49.110 "Your birthday today." Daisy. 00:38:49.780 --> 00:38:53.990 "This year, you have to make a choice between two life paths." 00:38:54.160 --> 00:38:56.080 "Second chances come your way." 00:38:56.250 --> 00:39:01.340 "Extraordinary events culminate in what might seem to be an anticlimax." 00:39:01.500 --> 00:39:05.340 "Your lucky numbers are 84, 23..." 00:39:05.510 --> 00:39:10.180 "... 11, 78, and 99." 00:39:10.930 --> 00:39:13.310 What a load of shit. 00:39:15.180 --> 00:39:16.470 Yeah. 00:39:31.110 --> 00:39:34.200 What the hell is it with kids nowadays? 00:39:36.160 --> 00:39:37.530 All right. 00:39:37.700 --> 00:39:39.600 « Hey, Mrs. V. Here, let me help you with those. » 00:39:40.620 --> 00:39:44.540 - Oh, thank you. I just... - I got it. 00:39:46.050 --> 00:39:47.550 How about that? 00:39:48.130 --> 00:39:49.210 Here you go. 00:39:49.280 --> 00:39:51.280 How about that, Daisy? 00:39:58.680 --> 00:40:00.390 Yeah, I got it. 00:40:01.390 --> 00:40:03.190 That was too heavy for the bag. 00:40:03.350 --> 00:40:04.900 - No problem. - Thank you. 00:40:14.240 --> 00:40:18.620 - Go ahead, Karen, give it to him. - Here you go. 00:40:19.580 --> 00:40:23.000 - Well, what is it? - It's a Gopher. 00:40:23.630 --> 00:40:27.090 So you can reach stuff. You know, it makes things a lot easier. 00:40:28.050 --> 00:40:30.100 This is from me. 00:40:30.670 --> 00:40:32.710 It's a phone. 00:40:33.930 --> 00:40:36.940 - Oh, I can see that. - I just thought... 00:40:37.100 --> 00:40:39.360 Well, we thought that it would make things easier. 00:40:39.930 --> 00:40:41.520 Well, thank you, Karen. 00:40:41.680 --> 00:40:44.600 There's nothing wrong with making things less hard on yourself. 00:40:44.770 --> 00:40:47.270 Karen's right, Dad. You've worked hard your whole life. 00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:49.611 Maybe it's time you started thinking about, 00:40:49.622 --> 00:40:51.200 you know, taking it easier. 00:40:52.280 --> 00:40:53.785 Jeez. That's another thing, Dad. 00:40:53.796 --> 00:40:56.120 You really should get rid of the coffin nails. 00:40:57.370 --> 00:41:00.000 But, I don't know, we were thinking about the house. 00:41:00.160 --> 00:41:01.421 You know, what with Mom gone, 00:41:01.431 --> 00:41:03.344 it's gotta be a lot to maintain around here. 00:41:03.370 --> 00:41:04.960 - Mm-hm. - Let alone clean. 00:41:05.630 --> 00:41:08.300 And, I don't know, you're here all alone. 00:41:08.460 --> 00:41:10.621 Yeah, and there are these great places now, 00:41:10.632 --> 00:41:12.350 you know, these communities... 00:41:12.510 --> 00:41:16.600 ...where you don't have to worry about mowing the lawn or shoveling snow... 00:41:16.760 --> 00:41:20.760 ...where the people are like you, active and alert, but are alone... 00:41:20.930 --> 00:41:24.640 ...and would benefit from being around folks their own age. 00:41:24.810 --> 00:41:28.270 Yeah, Dad, look. You gotta check it out. We've brought some brochures. 00:41:28.440 --> 00:41:31.060 These places are nothing like what you'd think they'd be. 00:41:31.230 --> 00:41:33.020 - They're great. - No, no, beautiful. 00:41:33.190 --> 00:41:38.660 They're really nice. They really are. These are top-notch, like, resorts. 00:41:38.830 --> 00:41:40.743 It's like staying in a hotel practically. 00:41:40.754 --> 00:41:41.800 They're beautiful. 00:41:41.950 --> 00:41:43.120 - They really are. - Yeah. 00:41:43.290 --> 00:41:47.120 They take care of everything. They'll clean up. They're really nice. 00:41:47.290 --> 00:41:49.540 They have wonderful stores. You can buy new shoes. 00:41:49.710 --> 00:41:52.590 - They're amazing. They really are. - You'd have a good time. 00:41:52.760 --> 00:41:56.640 - Play some golf, maybe. - Meet other people. 00:41:58.760 --> 00:42:00.890 Son of a bitch. Kicking us out on his birthday. 00:42:01.060 --> 00:42:03.690 How about that, Daisy? 00:42:03.850 --> 00:42:07.060 - He won't let anybody help him. - Well, we tried. Can we just drop it? 00:42:07.230 --> 00:42:08.980 No one can say we didn't try. 00:42:09.150 --> 00:42:11.490 The hell with him. You know what we should've done? 00:42:11.650 --> 00:42:13.730 We should've stayed home with Josh and Ashley. 00:42:13.900 --> 00:42:16.030 At least they were smart enough to not come. 00:42:16.200 --> 00:42:18.710 Goddamn kids have more sense than we do. 00:42:19.950 --> 00:42:22.460 We miss Mama, don't we, Daisy? 00:42:22.970 --> 00:42:24.170 Yeah. 00:42:27.120 --> 00:42:29.500 Yeah. 00:42:42.470 --> 00:42:43.800 « Hey, Walt. » 00:42:43.970 --> 00:42:45.890 What are you up to? 00:42:47.560 --> 00:42:49.890 We're having a barbecue. You wanna come over? 00:42:50.060 --> 00:42:53.060 - What do you think? - There's tons of food. 00:42:53.900 --> 00:42:56.860 Yeah. Just keep your hands off my dog. 00:42:57.030 --> 00:43:00.570 - No worries. We only eat cats. - Really? 00:43:00.740 --> 00:43:04.410 No, I'm kidding, you moron. Come on, you can be my special guest. 00:43:04.580 --> 00:43:07.210 No, I'm fine right here. 00:43:08.120 --> 00:43:09.580 Yeah. 00:43:11.420 --> 00:43:12.423 Son of a bitch. 00:43:12.434 --> 00:43:15.440 Okay, so, what have you had to eat today? 00:43:17.510 --> 00:43:21.600 Oh, I had a piece of cake and a little beef jerky. 00:43:22.100 --> 00:43:25.440 Come on over and get something to eat. We've got beer too. 00:43:27.930 --> 00:43:34.230 Well, I might as well drink with strangers rather than drink alone. 00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:36.650 After all, it is my birthday. 00:43:36.820 --> 00:43:41.780 - Really? Happy birthday, Wally. - Don't call me Wally. 00:43:48.290 --> 00:43:51.630 Well, no Pabst, but plenty of beer. 00:43:51.790 --> 00:43:56.540 - As they say, when in "Humong". - Ha, ha. Hey, what am I doing wrong? 00:43:56.710 --> 00:43:59.300 Every time I look at somebody, they look at the ground. 00:43:59.470 --> 00:44:01.310 You're fine. 00:44:06.600 --> 00:44:08.980 - What's she saying? - She said welcome to her home. 00:44:09.140 --> 00:44:11.560 - Oh, no, she's not. - Yeah, no, she didn't. 00:44:12.270 --> 00:44:15.480 - She hates me. Come on. - Yeah, she hates you. 00:44:16.150 --> 00:44:18.520 Okay. Hey. 00:44:24.370 --> 00:44:27.630 Hey, what are all you fish heads looking at anyway? 00:44:28.580 --> 00:44:32.620 I think we should go into the other room. Sorry. 00:44:37.250 --> 00:44:39.670 A lot of people in this house are very traditional. 00:44:39.840 --> 00:44:43.760 Number one, never touch a Hmong person on their head, not even a child. 00:44:43.930 --> 00:44:48.350 Hmong people believe that the soul resides on the head, so don't do that. 00:44:48.510 --> 00:44:50.510 Well, sounds dumb, but fine. 00:44:50.680 --> 00:44:52.794 Yeah, and a lot of Hmong people consider 00:44:52.805 --> 00:44:55.280 looking someone in the eye to be very rude. 00:44:55.440 --> 00:44:58.150 That's why they look away when you look at them. 00:44:58.320 --> 00:44:59.870 - Anything else? - Yeah. 00:45:00.030 --> 00:45:04.580 Some Hmong people tend to smile or grin when they're yelled at. 00:45:04.740 --> 00:45:09.280 It's a cultural thing. It expresses embarrassment or insecurity. 00:45:09.450 --> 00:45:11.700 It's not that they're laughing at you or anything. 00:45:11.870 --> 00:45:14.620 Yeah. God, you people are nuts. 00:45:16.960 --> 00:45:20.880 But the food does look good. Smells good too. 00:45:21.050 --> 00:45:23.220 Well, of course. It's Hmong food. 00:45:23.380 --> 00:45:27.840 Yeah. Okay. Can I come back for seconds? 00:45:36.850 --> 00:45:37.890 - Here you go. - Thanks. 00:45:38.060 --> 00:45:40.310 You know, you mentioned about looking at people. 00:45:40.480 --> 00:45:42.637 He's been staring at me the whole evening. 00:45:42.648 --> 00:45:43.700 That's Kor Khue. 00:45:43.860 --> 00:45:45.240 He's the Lor family shaman. 00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:48.200 And what's that, some sort of a witch doctor or something? 00:45:48.370 --> 00:45:50.420 - Something like that. - Yeah. Booga-booga. 00:45:50.580 --> 00:45:53.590 Ha, ha. Very funny, Wally. 00:46:08.680 --> 00:46:11.090 Kor Khue's interested in you. He heard what you did. 00:46:11.260 --> 00:46:14.140 He would like to read you. It'd be rude not to allow him this. 00:46:14.310 --> 00:46:16.020 It's a great honor. 00:46:16.690 --> 00:46:21.320 - Yeah, sure, fine by me. Sure. - All right. Take a seat. 00:46:22.280 --> 00:46:23.780 Here? 00:46:38.420 --> 00:46:42.300 He says that people do not respect you. They don't even wanna look at you. 00:46:48.760 --> 00:46:51.090 He says the way you live, your food has no flavor. 00:46:51.260 --> 00:46:53.510 You're worried about your life. 00:47:01.810 --> 00:47:04.980 You made a mistake in your past life, like a mistake that you did... 00:47:05.150 --> 00:47:07.320 ...you're not satisfied with. 00:47:12.830 --> 00:47:15.342 He says you have no happiness in your life. 00:47:15.353 --> 00:47:17.350 It's like you're not at peace. 00:47:43.650 --> 00:47:44.690 Are you all right? 00:47:46.650 --> 00:47:49.980 Yeah, I'm... Yeah, I'm fine. 00:47:50.150 --> 00:47:53.530 Fine. I'm fine. 00:48:13.390 --> 00:48:15.980 God, I've got more in common with these gooks... 00:48:16.140 --> 00:48:19.140 ...than I do my own spoilt rotten family. 00:48:19.310 --> 00:48:21.720 Jesus Christ. 00:48:24.230 --> 00:48:26.560 Happy birthday. 00:48:28.230 --> 00:48:31.900 - Are you okay? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 00:48:33.070 --> 00:48:34.240 You were bleeding. 00:48:34.410 --> 00:48:38.460 No, I bit my tongue. It's nothing. 00:48:38.620 --> 00:48:41.080 Why don't we go and get some of that good gook food? 00:48:41.250 --> 00:48:44.340 - You know, I'm starving. - Okay. 00:48:49.760 --> 00:48:53.270 Fantastic. Well, you ladies are wonderful. 00:48:53.430 --> 00:48:56.100 This stuff is really good. 00:49:03.940 --> 00:49:05.530 Come on, you glutton. 00:49:05.690 --> 00:49:07.400 - What's up? - Let's go. 00:49:08.270 --> 00:49:10.770 - What for? - To mingle. 00:49:10.940 --> 00:49:13.070 Mingle? We're mingling right here. 00:49:13.240 --> 00:49:16.460 Come on. You told me not to leave you alone. 00:49:19.950 --> 00:49:23.950 Thank you very much, but I have to go now. I have to go now. 00:49:24.920 --> 00:49:28.930 I'll be back. Now, don't let anything go away. 00:49:37.800 --> 00:49:38.840 Oh, great. 00:49:39.010 --> 00:49:41.720 Well, well, well. Look who's over there. 00:49:41.890 --> 00:49:44.970 - Yeah, the kid who stole my Gran Torino. - My brother, Thao. 00:49:45.140 --> 00:49:49.230 Tried to, anyway. Yeah. Yeah, Toad. 00:50:19.260 --> 00:50:22.510 It was a little wobbly, but that should fix it. 00:50:33.730 --> 00:50:35.320 « So where are you guys from? » 00:50:35.490 --> 00:50:37.700 - I'm not far from here. - I'm from Texas. 00:50:53.710 --> 00:50:57.340 - What's this? - A little rice liquor. Here, try it. 00:50:57.510 --> 00:50:58.800 All right. 00:51:22.910 --> 00:51:25.910 My friends and I were just wondering what you're doing here. 00:51:26.080 --> 00:51:29.160 Well, that's a good question. What am I doing here? 00:51:29.710 --> 00:51:32.510 - Name's Walt. - Hi, Walt. I'm Youa. 00:51:32.670 --> 00:51:36.380 - Yuam. A pleasure. - No. Youa. 00:51:37.050 --> 00:51:38.560 Youa, okay. 00:51:38.720 --> 00:51:41.930 So, what do you do? 00:51:42.090 --> 00:51:45.180 - Oh, I fix things, stuff like that. - Like what? 00:51:45.350 --> 00:51:50.860 Well, I just fixed that dryer there, I fixed my wife's friend's sink... 00:51:51.020 --> 00:51:53.751 ...and I took old Aunt Mary to the doctor's 00:51:53.762 --> 00:51:56.120 to get her prescription fixed up. 00:51:56.280 --> 00:52:00.620 And then I even fixed a door that hadn't even broken yet. 00:52:00.780 --> 00:52:02.610 You're funny. 00:52:02.780 --> 00:52:05.280 I've been called a lot of things, but never funny. 00:52:05.830 --> 00:52:09.137 Well, I'm gonna take off. Enjoy yourself. 00:52:09.148 --> 00:52:11.430 Okay. Yum Yum. Pleasure. 00:52:14.960 --> 00:52:17.840 Look, she's going, man. Come on. 00:52:19.130 --> 00:52:21.670 « Youa, wait up. » 00:52:21.840 --> 00:52:26.050 Relax, zipperhead. I'm not gonna shoot you. 00:52:26.760 --> 00:52:29.720 I'd look down too, if I was you. 00:52:29.890 --> 00:52:32.730 I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you... 00:52:32.900 --> 00:52:35.240 ...but I never thought you were worse with women... 00:52:35.400 --> 00:52:38.740 ...than you are at stealing cars, Toad. 00:52:39.570 --> 00:52:42.070 - It's Thao. - What? 00:52:42.660 --> 00:52:45.580 It's not Toad, it's Thao. My name is Thao. 00:52:45.740 --> 00:52:47.645 Yeah, well, you're blowing it with that girl 00:52:47.656 --> 00:52:48.460 who was there. 00:52:48.620 --> 00:52:51.490 Not that I give two shits about a toad like you. 00:52:51.660 --> 00:52:53.585 You don't know what you're talking about. 00:52:53.596 --> 00:52:54.420 You're wrong. 00:52:54.580 --> 00:52:56.370 I know exactly what I'm talking about. 00:52:56.540 --> 00:52:59.000 I may not be the most pleasant person to be around... 00:52:59.170 --> 00:53:02.670 ...but I got the best woman that was ever on this planet to marry me. 00:53:02.840 --> 00:53:05.800 I worked at it. It was the best thing that ever happened to me. 00:53:05.970 --> 00:53:06.918 But you, you know, 00:53:06.929 --> 00:53:09.770 you're letting Click Clack, Ding Dong, and Charlie Chan... 00:53:09.930 --> 00:53:11.970 ...just walk out with Miss What's-Her-Face. 00:53:12.350 --> 00:53:16.020 She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why. 00:53:16.610 --> 00:53:18.160 Who? 00:53:19.020 --> 00:53:23.110 Yum Yum. You know, the girl in the purple sweater. 00:53:23.280 --> 00:53:26.490 She's been looking at you all day, stupid. 00:53:27.530 --> 00:53:29.200 You mean Youa. 00:53:29.370 --> 00:53:32.700 Yeah, Yum Yum, yeah. Nice girl. Nice girl. A very charming girl. 00:53:32.870 --> 00:53:35.200 I talked with her. Yeah. 00:53:35.370 --> 00:53:38.540 But you, you let her just walk right out with the Three Stooges. 00:53:38.710 --> 00:53:41.340 And you know why? Because you're a big, fat pussy. 00:53:44.050 --> 00:53:45.630 Well... 00:53:46.510 --> 00:53:47.930 ...I gotta go. 00:53:48.100 --> 00:53:51.230 Good day, puss-cake. 00:54:04.360 --> 00:54:06.320 No. No more. 00:54:09.410 --> 00:54:11.950 Well, okay, put them over there. 00:54:19.920 --> 00:54:21.460 Bye-bye. 00:54:26.220 --> 00:54:29.770 No, no. No, no more. No more. Come on. No more, now. 00:54:32.390 --> 00:54:34.430 No more, please. I... 00:54:35.600 --> 00:54:38.520 Is this that chicken-dumpling thing you brought the other...? 00:54:38.690 --> 00:54:40.400 Oh, all right. 00:54:42.860 --> 00:54:44.190 Come on, ladies. 00:54:45.780 --> 00:54:49.450 Certainly better than beef jerky, I'll tell you. 00:55:02.090 --> 00:55:03.470 What's going on? 00:55:05.380 --> 00:55:06.550 What's going on? 00:55:06.720 --> 00:55:09.068 Thao is here to make amends. He's here to work for you. 00:55:10.300 --> 00:55:13.470 No, he isn't. He's not gonna work for me. 00:55:13.640 --> 00:55:17.010 My mom said he dishonored the family and now he has to work off his debt. 00:55:17.180 --> 00:55:19.890 - He'll start tomorrow morning. - Not tomorrow, not any time. 00:55:20.060 --> 00:55:23.600 I don't even want him on my property. I thought we went over all that. 00:55:25.320 --> 00:55:29.450 It's very important that you accept, and it would be an insult if you refuse. 00:55:29.610 --> 00:55:31.320 Why is this being put back on me? 00:55:31.490 --> 00:55:33.490 He's the one who tried to steal my car. 00:55:33.660 --> 00:55:35.740 All of a sudden, I'm the bad guy in this. 00:55:35.910 --> 00:55:38.450 Look, my family is very traditional... 00:55:38.620 --> 00:55:41.580 ...and would be very much upset if you don't let Thao repay. 00:55:41.750 --> 00:55:44.130 If he doesn't wanna do it, then let's just go. 00:55:44.290 --> 00:55:46.340 Shut up, shut up, shut up! 00:55:48.510 --> 00:55:50.810 Yeah. Shut up. 00:55:51.470 --> 00:55:54.140 All right. Tomorrow, come on. 00:55:54.300 --> 00:55:57.350 Tomorrow. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 00:55:57.520 --> 00:55:59.020 Thank you. 00:56:01.100 --> 00:56:05.560 Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, these Hmong broads are like badgers. 00:56:10.320 --> 00:56:13.780 Son of a bitch, I never thought he'd show. 00:56:20.290 --> 00:56:22.120 All right. What are you good at? 00:56:23.960 --> 00:56:25.120 Like what? 00:56:26.210 --> 00:56:28.380 Well, that's what I'm asking. 00:56:28.760 --> 00:56:31.640 If you're gonna work for me, I gotta know what you're good at. 00:56:31.800 --> 00:56:34.050 I gotta know what you can do. 00:56:34.220 --> 00:56:35.550 I don't know. 00:56:36.350 --> 00:56:40.070 Well, that's kind of halfway what I expected you to say. 00:56:40.230 --> 00:56:41.900 You see that tree right there? 00:56:42.060 --> 00:56:44.690 You just go over there and count the birds. 00:56:45.900 --> 00:56:47.520 You want me to count the birds? 00:56:47.690 --> 00:56:48.993 Yeah, you can count. 00:56:49.004 --> 00:56:52.910 All you slopes are supposed to be good at math, right? 00:56:53.070 --> 00:56:55.990 - Yeah, I can count. - Good. 00:57:02.500 --> 00:57:04.370 One, two... 00:57:09.420 --> 00:57:13.170 So, what do you have for me today? You want me to watch paint dry? 00:57:13.340 --> 00:57:16.000 Maybe even count the clouds that pass by? 00:57:16.011 --> 00:57:18.100 Don't get flip with me, boy. 00:57:18.260 --> 00:57:21.720 I'm not the one who tried to steal. Don't you forget that. 00:57:23.600 --> 00:57:27.480 Go ahead. I don't care if you insult me or say racist things. 00:57:27.650 --> 00:57:30.270 Because you know what? I'll take it. 00:57:30.440 --> 00:57:34.190 Yeah, course you'll take it, because you have no teeth, you have no balls, kid. 00:57:36.280 --> 00:57:39.110 Look, I'm stuck here... 00:57:39.280 --> 00:57:42.700 ...so why don't you just find something useful for me to do? 00:57:42.870 --> 00:57:47.870 Because unlike you, I'm not useless, and I maintain my own property. 00:57:48.290 --> 00:57:51.920 You swamp rats, on the other hand, you just can't help but... 00:57:53.970 --> 00:57:56.390 How long do I have you for? 00:57:58.850 --> 00:58:03.440 - Toad? How long? - Till next Friday. 00:58:05.600 --> 00:58:07.020 Yeah. 00:58:08.480 --> 00:58:12.310 All right. Go get the ladder out of the garage. 00:58:14.780 --> 00:58:17.200 When you get finished with that roof there, 00:58:17.211 --> 00:58:19.960 you can take that gutter and nail it back up. 00:58:20.120 --> 00:58:23.250 I'm tired of looking at it the last three years. 00:58:28.830 --> 00:58:30.540 Yeah. 00:58:31.000 --> 00:58:33.590 Yeah, you said it, brother. 00:59:38.360 --> 00:59:39.650 Hello. 00:59:39.820 --> 00:59:41.530 Grandpa says he wants to know... 00:59:41.700 --> 00:59:47.870 ...if you can have Thao clear out the big wasp nest under our porch. 00:59:48.410 --> 00:59:50.080 Wasp nest? 00:59:50.250 --> 00:59:51.830 Well, that's terrible. 00:59:52.000 --> 00:59:56.040 Yeah, well, I think we can handle that after lunch. 01:00:32.580 --> 01:00:35.290 Jesus, Lord Almighty, knock it off. 01:00:35.670 --> 01:00:39.710 Hey, it's my last day. So, what else do you have for me to do? 01:00:41.760 --> 01:00:44.380 Take the day off. You've done enough. 01:00:50.600 --> 01:00:51.640 Toad. 01:00:55.980 --> 01:00:58.480 Nothing, never mind. 01:01:05.870 --> 01:01:08.250 The doctor will see you now. Thank you. 01:01:24.010 --> 01:01:25.590 Koski? 01:01:27.470 --> 01:01:29.430 Koski? 01:01:30.930 --> 01:01:32.350 Koski? 01:01:39.110 --> 01:01:43.620 Mr. Kowalski? Good morning. I looked over your paperwork... 01:01:43.780 --> 01:01:47.110 ...and I think we should immediately start a full battery of tests. 01:01:47.280 --> 01:01:50.870 I feel that this would be the best way to go about... 01:01:51.040 --> 01:01:53.170 checking out the issues that you've had... 01:01:53.181 --> 01:01:53.990 Excuse me. 01:01:54.040 --> 01:01:56.830 What happened to Dr. Feldman, my regular doctor? 01:01:57.540 --> 01:02:02.210 Dr. Feldman retired three years ago. I'm his replacement, Dr. Chu. 01:02:10.350 --> 01:02:12.190 - It's Grandpa Walt. - Pick it up. 01:02:12.350 --> 01:02:14.220 - You talk to him. - Mitch. 01:02:15.480 --> 01:02:18.460 - I'm doing bills here. « - You talk to him. He's your father. » 01:02:24.360 --> 01:02:25.650 Hey, Dad. 01:02:25.820 --> 01:02:30.070 Hi, Mitch, it's... It's me, your dad. 01:02:30.240 --> 01:02:32.280 ¦ Yeah, I know. What's up? ¦ 01:02:32.450 --> 01:02:34.580 Oh, nothing. Nothing much, really. 01:02:35.830 --> 01:02:38.110 - How's everything going? ¦ - I'm fine. ¦ 01:02:38.400 --> 01:02:39.900 Fine. Doing fine. 01:02:40.380 --> 01:02:45.170 ¦ Fine. Good. How about Karen and the kids? ¦ 01:02:46.170 --> 01:02:49.930 Fine, everybody's great. Doing fine. 01:02:50.100 --> 01:02:53.510 Good. How about work? 01:02:53.720 --> 01:02:55.020 ¦ Busy. ¦ 01:02:55.930 --> 01:02:59.270 ¦ - Yeah. ¦ - Yeah, I suppose. 01:02:59.440 --> 01:03:03.530 In fact, speaking of busy, I got a lot on my plate right now... 01:03:03.690 --> 01:03:05.690 ...so if there's not something pressing... 01:03:07.240 --> 01:03:10.540 No. No, not at all. 01:03:10.700 --> 01:03:13.200 So why don't you call me this weekend? 01:03:13.660 --> 01:03:14.740 Sure. 01:03:14.910 --> 01:03:17.740 ¦ Okay. It was nice talking to you, Dad. Thanks for calling. ¦ 01:03:17.910 --> 01:03:20.960 Thanks. Yeah. 01:04:05.710 --> 01:04:07.840 This kid doesn't have a chance. 01:04:23.100 --> 01:04:27.770 - What do you know about faucets? - I know a lot about them, boy. 01:04:28.440 --> 01:04:30.360 Stand aside. 01:04:30.900 --> 01:04:34.450 - Jesus. For the love of Pete. - What? 01:04:34.620 --> 01:04:39.090 It must be a hundred degrees in here. Why don't you turn on the fan? 01:04:48.550 --> 01:04:50.560 The place is falling apart. 01:04:54.720 --> 01:04:57.470 Man, where'd you get all this stuff? 01:04:57.640 --> 01:05:01.220 - What are you talking about? - All the tools and stuff. 01:05:02.730 --> 01:05:06.030 Well, it may come as a surprise to a thief... 01:05:06.190 --> 01:05:08.360 ...but I bought this stuff, everything in here, 01:05:08.371 --> 01:05:09.410 with my own money. 01:05:09.570 --> 01:05:11.580 Yeah, yeah. That's not what I meant. 01:05:11.740 --> 01:05:14.040 I mean, there's just so much shit packed in here. 01:05:14.200 --> 01:05:18.170 Yeah. Well, every tool in here has a purpose. 01:05:18.330 --> 01:05:20.250 Everything has a job to do. 01:05:20.410 --> 01:05:22.790 They're all to use if necessary. 01:05:22.960 --> 01:05:25.220 Okay, so, what's that? 01:05:25.380 --> 01:05:27.220 - That's a post-hole digger. - That? 01:05:27.380 --> 01:05:28.470 Vise grips. 01:05:28.630 --> 01:05:30.210 ¦ - That? ¦ - Wire cutters. 01:05:30.380 --> 01:05:32.550 You know it's a trowel, come on. 01:05:32.720 --> 01:05:34.890 Those are shears there, and that's a saw. 01:05:35.050 --> 01:05:37.590 That's a tack hammer. You can't fool me, kid. 01:05:40.470 --> 01:05:42.510 All right, what's on your mind? 01:05:43.560 --> 01:05:47.100 It's just, I can't afford to buy all this stuff. 01:05:47.650 --> 01:05:51.700 Well, I guess even a bonehead like you could understand... 01:05:51.860 --> 01:05:54.940 ...that a man acquires this over a period of 50 years. 01:05:55.110 --> 01:05:59.240 - Yeah, but... - All right, look, here. 01:05:59.950 --> 01:06:03.370 Take these three items, right here. You can have this. 01:06:03.540 --> 01:06:09.080 WD-40, vise grips and some duct tape. 01:06:09.250 --> 01:06:12.960 Any man worth his salt can do half of the household chores... 01:06:13.130 --> 01:06:14.630 ...with just those three things. 01:06:14.800 --> 01:06:17.300 Anything else you need, you just borrow it, that's all. 01:06:17.470 --> 01:06:19.800 Okay. Cool. 01:06:28.810 --> 01:06:31.520 - Fuck me. - What's with that? 01:06:31.690 --> 01:06:33.820 Nothing. What? 01:06:33.990 --> 01:06:36.500 Nothing, huh? I just saw you coughed up blood. 01:06:36.650 --> 01:06:39.650 That's not good. You should really see a doctor. 01:06:41.790 --> 01:06:43.380 Yeah. 01:06:43.700 --> 01:06:45.370 Look... 01:06:46.000 --> 01:06:50.550 Those guys who were here the other night, on my lawn. 01:06:50.710 --> 01:06:51.790 What about them? 01:06:51.960 --> 01:06:54.040 Just a gang, a bunch of Hmong gangbangers. 01:06:54.210 --> 01:06:57.130 Yeah, I assumed that, but what were they doing here? 01:06:57.300 --> 01:06:59.050 They were gonna take me away. 01:06:59.220 --> 01:07:03.300 They were kind of pissed that I blew my first initiation. 01:07:03.470 --> 01:07:09.560 Yeah. Well, you are a pussy, you know, you wanna hang out with guys like that. 01:07:09.730 --> 01:07:11.600 What was your initiation supposed to be? 01:07:21.830 --> 01:07:23.540 My Gran Torino? 01:07:26.660 --> 01:07:29.120 Christ all Friday. 01:07:47.230 --> 01:07:48.780 Shit. 01:07:52.690 --> 01:07:54.270 Toad, you got a minute? 01:07:55.400 --> 01:07:57.940 All right. Okay. 01:07:58.110 --> 01:07:59.530 Here it is. 01:07:59.700 --> 01:08:03.000 Here's the deal. I take the top because that's the heaviest. 01:08:03.160 --> 01:08:05.370 I pull on that, and you stand right back here... 01:08:05.540 --> 01:08:08.170 ...and you push and help me push it up each step. 01:08:08.330 --> 01:08:10.290 - Just like that. - Then let me take the top. 01:08:10.460 --> 01:08:11.760 No, no, I've got the top. 01:08:11.920 --> 01:08:13.840 Really, I'll take the top. It looks heavy. 01:08:14.000 --> 01:08:16.590 Look, I'm not crippled. I've got the top. 01:08:16.750 --> 01:08:19.340 If you don't let me take the top, I ain't helping. 01:08:19.510 --> 01:08:22.180 - Now, listen to me, zipperhead... - No, you listen, old man. 01:08:22.340 --> 01:08:26.180 I'm here because you needed help. So it's either top or I'm out of here. 01:08:29.930 --> 01:08:35.020 All right. You take the top, and I'll push. 01:08:35.190 --> 01:08:40.190 Just don't let it slip out of your little-girl hands and crush me. 01:08:41.280 --> 01:08:42.610 Don't give me any ideas, now. 01:08:52.830 --> 01:08:55.210 - That thing weighs a ton. - Yeah. 01:08:55.880 --> 01:08:57.381 It runs like a clock, though. 01:08:57.392 --> 01:08:59.980 They just don't make them like this anymore. 01:09:00.130 --> 01:09:02.710 So, what are you gonna do with it? 01:09:03.340 --> 01:09:05.130 Sell it, I guess. 01:09:06.470 --> 01:09:07.680 How much? 01:09:08.510 --> 01:09:11.310 60 bucks. They... 01:09:11.480 --> 01:09:14.860 I'm tired of having it sit around down in the basement there. 01:09:15.020 --> 01:09:18.360 Why? You looking for a freezer? 01:09:18.520 --> 01:09:20.650 The downstairs one kind of died. 01:09:20.820 --> 01:09:23.690 Okay. 25 bucks and it's yours. 01:09:23.860 --> 01:09:26.200 Twenty-five? But you just said 60. 01:09:26.370 --> 01:09:29.330 I know, but this'll save me money putting an ad in the paper. 01:09:29.490 --> 01:09:31.724 Come on, let's wheel it over to your place. 01:09:31.735 --> 01:09:32.800 All right. Okay. 01:09:38.170 --> 01:09:40.960 - Kind of ironic, huh? « - What? » 01:09:41.130 --> 01:09:44.090 Toad washing the car that he tried to steal from you. 01:09:44.260 --> 01:09:48.470 Yeah. He misses one spot, he's doing it all over again too. 01:09:48.640 --> 01:09:50.680 It's nice of you to look after him like this. 01:09:50.850 --> 01:09:53.140 He doesn't have any real role models in his life. 01:09:53.310 --> 01:09:54.810 Well, I'm not any role model. 01:09:54.980 --> 01:09:56.690 But you're a good man, Wally. 01:09:56.850 --> 01:09:58.980 I wish our father would've been more like you. 01:09:59.150 --> 01:10:01.820 - Don't go calling me Wally. - No, I'm serious. 01:10:01.990 --> 01:10:04.460 He was really hard on us, really traditional, 01:10:04.471 --> 01:10:05.920 and really old-school. 01:10:06.070 --> 01:10:10.700 - Yeah, well, I'm old-school. - Yeah, but you're an American. 01:10:11.830 --> 01:10:13.660 What's that supposed to mean? 01:10:17.500 --> 01:10:18.830 You like him, don't you? 01:10:19.000 --> 01:10:21.630 Are you kidding? He tried to steal my car. 01:10:21.800 --> 01:10:23.810 Uh-huh. And you spend time with him... 01:10:23.970 --> 01:10:27.430 ...teach him how to fix things, saved him from that fucked cousin of ours. 01:10:27.590 --> 01:10:31.220 - Hey. Watch your language, lady. - And you're a good man. 01:10:32.060 --> 01:10:34.190 I'm not a good man. 01:10:34.200 --> 01:10:36.030 « Get me another beer, dragon lady. » 01:10:36.270 --> 01:10:37.570 This one's empty. 01:10:44.440 --> 01:10:48.650 You know, the Hmong consider gardening to be women's work. 01:10:49.030 --> 01:10:53.160 Yeah. That's probably why I see you in the garden over there all the time. 01:10:53.330 --> 01:10:55.830 Besides, we ain't in "Humong". 01:10:56.000 --> 01:10:57.760 Funny. 01:10:59.920 --> 01:11:03.720 You know, you should quit. That's bad for you. 01:11:03.880 --> 01:11:07.920 Yeah? So is being in a gang, dipshit. 01:11:08.090 --> 01:11:11.260 Didn't you hear what I just said? I saw you cough up blood. 01:11:12.850 --> 01:11:14.770 « You should quit. » 01:11:15.770 --> 01:11:18.110 So, what's that emblem supposed to mean anyway? 01:11:18.270 --> 01:11:21.060 Is it your ancient Cub Scout emblem? 01:11:21.940 --> 01:11:25.020 First Cavalry. I've had it since '51. 01:11:27.780 --> 01:11:30.030 So, what do you want to do with your life, kid? 01:11:30.370 --> 01:11:34.130 Well, I was thinking about maybe sales. 01:11:34.290 --> 01:11:35.960 Sales, huh? 01:11:37.080 --> 01:11:39.450 My oldest son is in sales. 01:11:39.620 --> 01:11:44.170 - Does he do well? - Oh, yeah. License to steal. 01:11:44.340 --> 01:11:49.220 I work in the Ford factory for 50 years, and he's out selling Japanese cars. 01:11:49.380 --> 01:11:51.840 - You made cars? - Yeah. 01:11:52.720 --> 01:11:55.760 I put the steering column in this Gran Torino... 01:11:55.930 --> 01:11:59.720 ...in 1972, right on the line. 01:12:00.100 --> 01:12:03.230 Oh, you are old. So cool. 01:12:03.400 --> 01:12:08.940 Yeah. So you wanna be in sales. You thinking about going to school maybe? 01:12:09.110 --> 01:12:13.860 - Kind of, but school costs money. - Well, maybe you should get a job. 01:12:14.030 --> 01:12:18.200 You can't just sit there and spread mulch in my garden the rest of your life. 01:12:18.370 --> 01:12:23.000 - Well, maybe you could just pay me. « - Yeah. Very funny. » 01:12:24.250 --> 01:12:26.170 Well, what kind of job could I ever get? 01:12:26.340 --> 01:12:29.680 Yeah. You're right. Nobody would ever hire you. 01:12:30.880 --> 01:12:32.090 Yeah, I know. 01:12:32.260 --> 01:12:35.890 Look, I'm just kidding, zip. I mean, you could get a job. 01:12:36.060 --> 01:12:38.820 - You could get a job anywhere. - Like what? 01:12:38.980 --> 01:12:41.610 - Well, how about construction? - Me? 01:12:41.770 --> 01:12:43.140 - Yeah. - Construction? 01:12:43.310 --> 01:12:44.998 You have Alzheimer's or something? 01:12:45.009 --> 01:12:47.370 « No. You could get a job in construction. » 01:12:47.530 --> 01:12:49.870 I know people in the trades. 01:12:50.030 --> 01:12:53.330 Course, I have to make a little adjustment and man you up a little bit. 01:12:53.780 --> 01:12:56.450 - Man me up? « - Yeah. » 01:12:56.620 --> 01:13:00.040 And I think you ought to date Miss Yum Yum too. 01:13:00.660 --> 01:13:03.200 Do you a little good. 01:13:04.000 --> 01:13:07.210 You know, get a little carbon off the valves. 01:13:11.880 --> 01:13:14.380 Now you're just gonna learn how guys talk. 01:13:14.550 --> 01:13:18.390 You just listen to the way Martin and I batter it back and forth. 01:13:18.560 --> 01:13:20.650 - You okay? You ready? - Sure. 01:13:20.810 --> 01:13:23.020 All right. Let's go in. 01:13:25.150 --> 01:13:26.320 Perfect. 01:13:27.060 --> 01:13:28.860 A Polack and a chink. 01:13:29.780 --> 01:13:32.290 How you doing, Martin, you crazy Italian prick? 01:13:32.450 --> 01:13:34.738 You cheap bastard, I should've known you'd come in. 01:13:34.749 --> 01:13:36.420 I was having such a pleasant day. 01:13:36.570 --> 01:13:39.410 What'd you do, Jew some poor blind guy out of his money? 01:13:39.580 --> 01:13:42.340 - Gave him the wrong change? - Who's the Nip? 01:13:42.500 --> 01:13:44.537 Oh, he's a pussy kid from next door. 01:13:44.548 --> 01:13:47.190 I'm just trying to man him up a little bit. 01:13:47.340 --> 01:13:48.970 Mm. 01:13:49.130 --> 01:13:52.630 You see, kid? Now, that's how guys talk to one another. 01:13:52.800 --> 01:13:55.130 - They do? - What, you got shit in your ears? 01:13:55.300 --> 01:13:59.340 Now go on out and come back in, and talk to him like a man. 01:13:59.510 --> 01:14:00.680 Like a real man. 01:14:00.850 --> 01:14:04.270 « - Come on, Walt. » - Come on. Get your ass out of here. 01:14:04.440 --> 01:14:06.360 And come on back now. 01:14:06.520 --> 01:14:09.310 - Sorry about this. - It's okay. 01:14:14.320 --> 01:14:16.190 What's up, you old Italian prick? 01:14:16.860 --> 01:14:19.110 Get out of my shop before I blow your head off... 01:14:19.280 --> 01:14:23.580 - ...you goddamn dick-smoking gook! - Jesus Christ. Oh, shit. 01:14:24.080 --> 01:14:25.450 Take it easy. Take it easy. 01:14:25.620 --> 01:14:28.540 What the hell are you doing? Have you lost your mind? 01:14:28.710 --> 01:14:31.630 But that's what you said. That what you said men say. 01:14:31.800 --> 01:14:34.310 You don't just come in and insult the man in his shop. 01:14:34.470 --> 01:14:36.737 You don't do that. What happens if you meet some ... 01:14:36.748 --> 01:14:38.280 stranger and get the wrong one? 01:14:38.430 --> 01:14:40.388 He's gonna blow your gook head right off. 01:14:40.399 --> 01:14:42.030 What should I have said, then? 01:14:42.180 --> 01:14:45.890 Yeah, kid, why don't you start with "Hi" or "Hello"? 01:14:46.060 --> 01:14:47.310 Yeah, just come in and say: 01:14:47.480 --> 01:14:49.480 "Sir, I'd like a haircut, if you have time." 01:14:49.650 --> 01:14:51.660 Yeah, be polite, but don't kiss ass. 01:14:51.820 --> 01:14:54.780 « You could talk about a construction job you just came from... » 01:14:54.940 --> 01:14:57.900 ...and bitch about your girlfriend and your car. 01:14:58.070 --> 01:15:00.026 Son of a bitch, I just got my brakes fixed, 01:15:00.037 --> 01:15:02.170 and those sons of bitches really nailed me. 01:15:02.330 --> 01:15:04.184 I mean, they screwed me right in the ass. 01:15:04.195 --> 01:15:05.430 « Don't swear at the guy. » 01:15:05.580 --> 01:15:08.290 Just talk about people who are not in the room. 01:15:08.460 --> 01:15:12.220 You could bitch about your boss making you work overtime when it's bowling night. 01:15:12.380 --> 01:15:15.710 Right. Or my old lady bitches for two goddamn hours... 01:15:15.880 --> 01:15:19.340 ...about how they don't take expired coupons at the grocery store... 01:15:19.510 --> 01:15:23.890 ...and the minute I turn on the game, she starts crying how we never talk. 01:15:24.060 --> 01:15:26.650 You see? Now go out, come back and talk to him. 01:15:26.810 --> 01:15:29.310 And it ain't rocket science, for chrissake. 01:15:29.810 --> 01:15:34.650 Yeah, but I don't have a job, a car or a girlfriend. 01:15:34.820 --> 01:15:37.580 Jesus. I should've blown his head off when I had the chance. 01:15:37.740 --> 01:15:38.870 Yeah. Maybe so. 01:15:39.030 --> 01:15:42.410 Now, okay, I want you to turn around and go outside... 01:15:42.580 --> 01:15:45.880 ...and come back, and don't talk about having no job... 01:15:46.040 --> 01:15:50.260 ...no car, no girlfriend, no future, no dick. 01:15:50.420 --> 01:15:53.300 Okay? Just turn around and go. 01:16:07.730 --> 01:16:10.990 Excuse me, sir. I need a haircut, if you ain't too busy. 01:16:11.150 --> 01:16:14.070 You old Italian son-of-a-bitch prick barber. 01:16:15.860 --> 01:16:19.070 Boy, does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job. 01:16:24.370 --> 01:16:25.420 Fuck me. 01:16:26.370 --> 01:16:28.080 Jesus Christ. 01:16:38.590 --> 01:16:41.420 - All set to go through with it, right? - Yeah, yeah. 01:16:41.590 --> 01:16:42.997 Don't "Yeah, yeah" me. 01:16:43.008 --> 01:16:46.270 Just say, "Yes, sir", and, "I'll do my best". 01:16:46.430 --> 01:16:47.800 Yes. I'll do my best. 01:16:47.970 --> 01:16:51.100 Because when I vouch for somebody, that means I've given my word. 01:16:51.270 --> 01:16:55.520 - And I don't want you making me look bad. - No, I'm good. Totally into this. 01:16:55.690 --> 01:16:59.400 Don't lay down, either. Just look them straight in the eye. 01:16:59.570 --> 01:17:02.070 And a man can tell a lot by your handshake. 01:17:02.240 --> 01:17:06.110 - Here. Put those in your back pocket. - Cool. 01:17:06.280 --> 01:17:07.780 Don't blow this. 01:17:09.370 --> 01:17:12.870 Hey, Kennedy, you drunken Irish goon. How the hell are you? 01:17:13.040 --> 01:17:16.870 - I'm shitty, but who's gonna listen? - Not me, that's for sure. 01:17:17.040 --> 01:17:21.300 Help yourself, there, Walt. You dumb Polack. 01:17:21.840 --> 01:17:24.050 Okay, this is the kid I was telling you about. 01:17:24.220 --> 01:17:28.550 Thao, this is Tim Kennedy. He's the super on this job. 01:17:29.140 --> 01:17:31.970 So, what do we got here, Walt? 01:17:32.230 --> 01:17:36.740 Well, he knows construction, and he's a smart kid. 01:17:36.900 --> 01:17:38.530 He'll do anything you need him for. 01:17:38.690 --> 01:17:40.520 - You sure? - Yeah. 01:17:40.690 --> 01:17:43.940 - You speak English? - Yes, sir. 01:17:44.110 --> 01:17:46.450 - Were you born here? - You bet. 01:17:46.620 --> 01:17:49.790 I see that Walt drove you here. You got a vehicle? 01:17:49.950 --> 01:17:52.030 Not at the moment. Taking the bus for now. 01:17:52.200 --> 01:17:54.830 The bus. Jesus Christ, you don't have a car? 01:17:55.000 --> 01:17:56.250 My head gasket cracked. 01:17:56.420 --> 01:17:59.510 And the goddamn prick at the shop wants to bend me over for 2100. 01:17:59.670 --> 01:18:00.670 Oh, please. 01:18:00.840 --> 01:18:04.510 I replaced the tranny in my Tahoe, and the sons of bitches fucked me hard. 01:18:04.680 --> 01:18:06.250 « Just under 3200. » 01:18:07.070 --> 01:18:08.570 Goddamn thieves. It ain't right. 01:18:09.220 --> 01:18:10.800 You got that right. 01:18:10.970 --> 01:18:15.640 Okay, come on in on Monday, and we'll find something for you to do. 01:18:16.400 --> 01:18:20.570 - Thanks, Mr. Kennedy. - It's Tim. And what's your name again? 01:18:20.730 --> 01:18:23.190 - Thao. - "Tuh", okay. 01:18:23.360 --> 01:18:25.230 You owe me one, Walt. 01:18:25.400 --> 01:18:28.700 Yeah. Well, I'll buy you a fruitcake for Christmas. 01:18:28.870 --> 01:18:33.670 Fuck the fruitcake. How about you just hand over them keys to that Gran Torino? 01:18:34.750 --> 01:18:38.300 - Why the hell does everybody want my car? - Well, I'm not surprised. 01:18:38.460 --> 01:18:42.840 Yeah, you don't know the half of it. All right, come on, zipperhead. 01:18:43.010 --> 01:18:47.350 We'll let the mick stay here and play with himself. 01:19:07.660 --> 01:19:09.080 What are we doing? 01:19:09.240 --> 01:19:13.570 What do you wanna do? Carry your tools in a rice bag? 01:19:22.090 --> 01:19:25.100 Here we are. You can use one of these. 01:19:25.590 --> 01:19:28.260 And you'll need one of these. Here. 01:19:29.510 --> 01:19:31.800 - I can't afford any of this. - I'll cover it. 01:19:31.970 --> 01:19:34.100 You can pay me back on your first paycheck. 01:19:34.270 --> 01:19:37.980 « - Cool. - Here. You'll need something like that. » 01:19:38.140 --> 01:19:41.350 Now, this is what I'm looking for. Here, tool belt. 01:19:42.110 --> 01:19:43.530 - There you go. - Not to bitch... 01:19:43.690 --> 01:19:45.440 ...but won't I be needing some tools? 01:19:45.610 --> 01:19:48.260 Tools I've got, but I'm not gonna lend my tool belt. 01:19:48.271 --> 01:19:50.120 You can pick up tools as you go. 01:19:50.280 --> 01:19:52.820 - I really appreciate all this. - Forget it. 01:19:52.990 --> 01:19:56.280 No. I really do. Thank you. 01:20:32.030 --> 01:20:34.240 What's up, homeboy? What you doing? 01:20:34.410 --> 01:20:36.950 - What up, man? - What you got, punk? 01:20:37.120 --> 01:20:40.790 - Just checking up on my little cousin. - Yeah, man. 01:20:41.500 --> 01:20:45.540 - Our little cousin. What's this? - Where you coming from, man? 01:20:45.710 --> 01:20:48.000 I'm coming home from work. 01:20:48.170 --> 01:20:50.340 Not that you guys would know much about that. 01:20:50.510 --> 01:20:51.970 So it's true. You got a job. 01:20:52.130 --> 01:20:54.260 - You can't just leave me alone? - What? 01:20:55.010 --> 01:20:56.097 Hey, dog, check this out. 01:20:57.470 --> 01:20:58.510 You scared, huh? 01:20:58.524 --> 01:21:00.220 Who bought this shit for you? Your dad? 01:21:00.230 --> 01:21:02.057 - What do you want? - Your dad bought this? 01:21:02.067 --> 01:21:04.690 - Keep your hands off my stuff. - Give me the fucking hat. 01:21:04.860 --> 01:21:08.820 - Why the fuck you gotta make me look bad? - Keep your hands off my stuff! 01:21:08.980 --> 01:21:10.440 Smashing's my job, man. 01:21:12.490 --> 01:21:14.950 - Yo, give me that. - Hey, come on. That's my stuff. 01:21:15.120 --> 01:21:16.960 Throw it over the fence, man, fuck it. 01:21:17.700 --> 01:21:20.280 - Let me go. Let me go. - Hey, you little bitch. 01:21:20.450 --> 01:21:22.200 Give me that, man. Give me that. 01:21:25.210 --> 01:21:28.040 - What's the phrase I'm looking for? - Fuck him up. 01:21:28.210 --> 01:21:30.630 Oh, yeah. Saving face. 01:21:38.470 --> 01:21:43.140 - Hey there. - Hey. I gotta run. 01:21:43.390 --> 01:21:45.850 Haven't seen you in a few days. Where you been? 01:21:46.020 --> 01:21:47.900 - Been busy. - Yeah. 01:21:49.070 --> 01:21:50.780 Busy, huh? 01:21:52.400 --> 01:21:54.070 Hey. 01:21:54.240 --> 01:21:57.240 - What the hell happened to you? - Don't worry about it. 01:21:57.410 --> 01:22:00.070 What do you mean, don't worry about it? Look at your face. 01:22:00.240 --> 01:22:02.910 I said, don't worry about it. Okay? It's not your problem. 01:22:03.080 --> 01:22:04.580 When? 01:22:05.040 --> 01:22:08.540 Grabbed me a couple days ago, right after I got off work. 01:22:08.710 --> 01:22:10.330 Cowards. 01:22:10.750 --> 01:22:15.050 I did everything I could possibly do, but they broke some of your tools. 01:22:15.590 --> 01:22:19.090 - I'll replace them. - Don't worry about the tools. 01:22:22.930 --> 01:22:25.470 Where does your cousin live? 01:22:27.860 --> 01:22:31.120 No, Walt. I'll be okay. 01:22:31.280 --> 01:22:33.390 I don't want you to do anything. 01:22:33.800 --> 01:22:35.100 All right. 01:22:36.070 --> 01:22:40.780 If you need any extra tools, you just let me know. 01:22:41.450 --> 01:22:43.740 Well, I could use a roofing hammer. 01:22:44.250 --> 01:22:47.420 Good. Go in my garage and get it. 01:23:23.490 --> 01:23:25.830 That should be the last of them. 01:23:32.500 --> 01:23:33.670 Hey. 01:23:51.190 --> 01:23:55.360 All right. Here's the deal. You stay away from Thao, understand? 01:23:55.530 --> 01:23:58.330 You tell your friends to stay away from Thao. 01:23:58.490 --> 01:24:01.500 If they don't listen, tell them you don't wanna see them anymore. 01:24:01.660 --> 01:24:03.370 That's it. Got it? 01:24:03.530 --> 01:24:06.080 I'll take that as a yes. If I have to come back here... 01:24:06.250 --> 01:24:09.090 ...it's gonna get fucking ugly. 01:24:33.060 --> 01:24:35.400 Get out of my way. 01:24:53.380 --> 01:24:57.890 How do you want your dog? I mean, steak? 01:24:58.050 --> 01:25:01.430 - Funny. - I told you, we only eat cats. 01:25:01.590 --> 01:25:04.300 Yeah. Well. 01:25:04.470 --> 01:25:06.800 Whoa. I've never seen you like this before. 01:25:06.970 --> 01:25:09.850 I'm feeling good. You know, I got beautiful women, great food. 01:25:10.020 --> 01:25:13.110 - And Thao. - And even Thao isn't bugging me. 01:25:13.440 --> 01:25:15.490 - Having a good time, I see. - Yeah. 01:25:15.650 --> 01:25:19.530 - And it never ends. - What happened to your knuckles anyway? 01:25:21.110 --> 01:25:23.820 I slipped in the shower. No big problem. 01:25:23.990 --> 01:25:26.610 Look, now, Yum Yum, if he doesn't ask you out... 01:25:26.780 --> 01:25:28.280 ...I'm gonna ask you out. 01:25:28.450 --> 01:25:32.700 Youa, don't listen to him, Youa. He's a white devil. 01:25:32.870 --> 01:25:34.790 Yeah, I am. I'm the white devil. 01:25:34.960 --> 01:25:37.630 I'd love to, Walt, but he beat you to it. 01:25:37.790 --> 01:25:41.880 Really? No kidding. Dinner and a movie or what? 01:25:45.800 --> 01:25:48.300 Yeah. They're taking the bus. 01:25:48.810 --> 01:25:50.690 No, you can't take the bus. 01:25:50.850 --> 01:25:53.640 We gotta get you something more stylish than that. 01:25:53.810 --> 01:25:56.100 Like what? Take a limo? 01:25:57.440 --> 01:25:58.480 How about that? 01:26:02.110 --> 01:26:04.570 - The Gran Torino? - Yeah. 01:26:04.740 --> 01:26:09.240 - You'd let me take the Gran Torino? - Yeah, I'd let you take the Gran Torino. 01:26:09.410 --> 01:26:10.490 Really? 01:26:11.750 --> 01:26:14.170 Yeah, really. 01:26:17.670 --> 01:26:19.290 Yeah. Yeah. 01:26:20.960 --> 01:26:23.250 ¦ Here's the pitch. And a strike. ¦ 01:27:00.960 --> 01:27:02.130 Is everybody all right? 01:27:06.800 --> 01:27:10.010 You're all right. You're okay. You've got a cut. 01:27:10.180 --> 01:27:12.698 It's all right, it's all right, it's all right. 01:27:12.709 --> 01:27:13.810 Where's grandma? 01:27:15.850 --> 01:27:18.640 Where is Sue? Where is Sue? 01:27:18.810 --> 01:27:21.270 - She went to our aunt's. - Your aunt's? You sure? 01:27:21.440 --> 01:27:24.730 - Yeah. - Get on the phone and call right now. 01:27:57.020 --> 01:27:59.780 I knew this was gonna happen. 01:28:00.270 --> 01:28:03.690 Tried to... What the hell am I doing here? 01:28:03.860 --> 01:28:07.580 Well, maybe some of her friends called and they changed plans. 01:28:08.110 --> 01:28:09.820 Yeah. 01:28:11.990 --> 01:28:17.950 In the war, we just lost a lot of friends, but you're kind of set for it. 01:28:18.120 --> 01:28:20.250 You're geared to it. 01:29:17.350 --> 01:29:20.800 No, no, no. 01:29:29.650 --> 01:29:32.650 You fuck! You rotten fuck! 01:30:24.160 --> 01:30:26.250 Mr. Kowalski? 01:30:35.880 --> 01:30:41.220 - You okay? - Yeah. I'm okay. 01:30:41.520 --> 01:30:42.860 The police finally left. 01:30:43.810 --> 01:30:45.520 No one's talking. 01:30:46.060 --> 01:30:49.020 One thing about the Hmong, they keep their mouths shut. 01:30:49.190 --> 01:30:50.770 Yeah, I've noticed that. 01:30:58.370 --> 01:31:02.630 You know, Thao and Sue are never gonna find peace in this world... 01:31:03.620 --> 01:31:05.120 ...as long as that gang's around. 01:31:07.040 --> 01:31:09.960 Until they go away, you know, forever. 01:31:13.420 --> 01:31:15.090 What are you saying? 01:31:15.760 --> 01:31:18.140 You know what I'm saying. 01:31:19.340 --> 01:31:21.470 I took Sue to the hospital. 01:31:22.310 --> 01:31:26.230 She's scared. They're all scared. 01:31:26.600 --> 01:31:28.100 Yeah. 01:31:29.690 --> 01:31:31.140 Thao, especially. 01:31:31.310 --> 01:31:34.310 He's sitting out there right now, staring at your front door. 01:31:35.780 --> 01:31:38.410 You know what he expects, Mr. Kowalski. 01:31:39.820 --> 01:31:41.450 What would you do? 01:31:42.490 --> 01:31:46.830 - What should Thao do? - I know what I would do if I was you. 01:31:47.830 --> 01:31:50.958 Or at least what you think you should do. 01:31:50.969 --> 01:31:52.010 Really? 01:31:52.460 --> 01:31:55.670 If I was Thao, I guess I'd want vengeance. 01:31:55.840 --> 01:31:59.420 I'd wanna stand shoulder to shoulder with you and kill those guys. 01:32:00.470 --> 01:32:01.840 And you? 01:32:02.680 --> 01:32:04.140 What would I do? 01:32:07.310 --> 01:32:09.430 I'd come over here and talk to you, I guess. 01:32:11.270 --> 01:32:15.020 I know you're close with these people, but this pisses me off too, Mr. Kowalski. 01:32:18.030 --> 01:32:19.480 Want a beer? 01:32:20.030 --> 01:32:21.360 I'd love one. 01:32:21.530 --> 01:32:24.990 There's some in the chest right over there behind you. 01:32:50.390 --> 01:32:52.020 Damn all this. 01:32:53.480 --> 01:32:57.400 - Just isn't fair. - Nothing's fair, Father. 01:33:00.740 --> 01:33:03.080 So, what are you gonna do, Mr. Kowalski? 01:33:05.160 --> 01:33:06.820 Call me Walt. 01:33:07.990 --> 01:33:09.580 All right. 01:33:10.790 --> 01:33:12.830 What are you gonna do, Walt? 01:33:13.580 --> 01:33:15.330 I don't know... 01:33:16.090 --> 01:33:18.100 ...but I'll think of something. 01:33:19.420 --> 01:33:22.960 Whatever it is, they won't have a chance. 01:33:34.730 --> 01:33:35.770 What are you doing? 01:33:37.070 --> 01:33:41.200 - Thinking. - Thinking? Thinking time is over. 01:33:41.360 --> 01:33:44.530 Now it's time to knock the shit out of those pricks. 01:33:44.990 --> 01:33:48.950 I know you don't wanna hear this, but now's the time to stay calm. 01:33:49.120 --> 01:33:51.160 Calm? You want me to be calm? 01:33:51.330 --> 01:33:56.120 We stay calm or else mistakes get made. We have to step back from this thing. 01:33:57.040 --> 01:34:00.210 No. Don't let me down, Walt. Not you. 01:34:00.380 --> 01:34:02.460 This is gonna end today. 01:34:03.260 --> 01:34:04.380 Sit down. 01:34:04.550 --> 01:34:08.010 - I don't wanna sit. - I said, sit down. 01:34:11.640 --> 01:34:15.980 Now, listen to me. We gotta plan this, and plan it very carefully. 01:34:16.560 --> 01:34:18.520 We can't make any mistakes. 01:34:18.690 --> 01:34:21.570 Now, you know I'm the right man for this job. 01:34:21.740 --> 01:34:23.990 So I want you to go home and stay calm... 01:34:24.150 --> 01:34:26.820 and come back here at 4 this afternoon. 01:34:26.990 --> 01:34:31.990 - And what needs to be done will be done. - I say we go now. Right now. 01:34:32.160 --> 01:34:35.160 And what? Kill that cousin of yours and the rest of those zips? 01:34:35.330 --> 01:34:38.420 Mr. Tough Guy out for blood all of a sudden? 01:34:38.590 --> 01:34:41.050 You know nothing about it. 01:34:44.010 --> 01:34:48.020 Now go home and you stay calm. 01:34:48.180 --> 01:34:51.260 Come back here at 4. All right? 01:34:53.180 --> 01:34:54.970 Okay? 01:34:57.310 --> 01:34:58.850 Okay. 01:35:27.840 --> 01:35:31.680 Yeah. I know, I know. Give me a break, will you? 01:35:31.850 --> 01:35:35.070 It's the first time I've ever smoked in the house. 01:35:36.980 --> 01:35:40.990 Let a man enjoy himself, would you, girl? 01:35:44.190 --> 01:35:46.440 All finished. Ten dollars American. 01:35:46.610 --> 01:35:50.150 I don't suppose your Guinea hands are steady enough to do a straight shave? 01:35:50.320 --> 01:35:52.990 Straight shave? You've never asked for a straight shave. 01:35:53.160 --> 01:35:57.200 I know, but I've always wondered about it. That's unless you're too busy. 01:35:57.370 --> 01:36:01.830 - No, just let me heat up a towel. - Yeah. And here, here's a 20. 01:36:02.000 --> 01:36:06.500 Keep the change. That's just in case you hit my jugular. 01:36:14.560 --> 01:36:17.110 It's gonna take about one hour. 01:36:17.270 --> 01:36:19.940 We gonna shorten the sleeves a little bit. 01:36:20.690 --> 01:36:22.950 Gonna fix the shoulder. 01:36:23.110 --> 01:36:27.530 - Yeah. I never had a fitted suit before. - Yes, sir. 01:36:27.690 --> 01:36:31.110 - Mm-hm. - You look very good. 01:36:38.910 --> 01:36:40.670 What can I do for you, Mr. Kowalski? 01:36:40.980 --> 01:36:42.480 I'm here for a confession. 01:36:43.130 --> 01:36:45.140 Oh, Lord Jesus. What have you done? 01:36:45.300 --> 01:36:48.050 - Nothing. You just take it easy, now. - What are you up to? 01:36:48.210 --> 01:36:50.590 Are you gonna give me a confession or not? 01:36:54.220 --> 01:36:56.430 How long has it been since your last confession? 01:36:56.600 --> 01:36:58.970 Oh, forever. 01:37:00.600 --> 01:37:03.810 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 01:37:03.980 --> 01:37:06.310 What are your sins, my son? 01:37:07.650 --> 01:37:11.900 Well, in 1968, I kissed Betty Jablonski... 01:37:12.070 --> 01:37:14.740 ...at the factory Christmas party. 01:37:14.910 --> 01:37:18.160 Dorothy was in the other room with the other wives. 01:37:18.830 --> 01:37:20.950 It just happened. 01:37:21.330 --> 01:37:23.410 Yes, go on. 01:37:23.580 --> 01:37:27.330 Well, I made a 900-dollars profit selling a boat and a motor. 01:37:28.000 --> 01:37:31.420 I didn't pay the taxes. It's the same as stealing. 01:37:32.180 --> 01:37:34.020 Yes, fine. 01:37:34.840 --> 01:37:36.340 Oh, lastly... 01:37:38.010 --> 01:37:41.470 ...I was never very close with my two sons. 01:37:42.190 --> 01:37:45.320 I don't know them. I didn't know how. 01:37:48.020 --> 01:37:49.610 That's it? 01:37:49.820 --> 01:37:55.040 That's it? It's bothered me most of my life. 01:37:56.450 --> 01:37:59.490 Say 10 "Hail Marys" and five "Our Fathers". 01:37:59.660 --> 01:38:04.160 God loves you and forgives you, and I absolve you of all your sins. 01:38:04.330 --> 01:38:08.710 In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. 01:38:09.880 --> 01:38:12.210 Thank you, < Padre >. 01:38:15.260 --> 01:38:18.300 Are you going to retaliate for what happened to Sue? 01:38:19.260 --> 01:38:21.640 I'm going over to that house today, Mr. Kowalski. 01:38:21.810 --> 01:38:22.850 Is that so? 01:38:23.020 --> 01:38:27.240 It is. And every other day until you see the folly in what you're planning. 01:38:27.400 --> 01:38:31.740 - Busy day. Gotta go. - Go in peace. 01:38:32.820 --> 01:38:35.240 Oh, I am at peace. 01:38:37.740 --> 01:38:40.070 Jesus Christ. 01:38:53.920 --> 01:38:56.090 So which one's mine? 01:38:57.260 --> 01:39:00.430 You ever fired a weapon before? 01:39:00.600 --> 01:39:01.860 No. 01:39:04.600 --> 01:39:06.890 Well, why don't you put that one down? 01:39:07.060 --> 01:39:09.350 And I got something I wanna show you. Come on. 01:39:09.520 --> 01:39:10.840 What? 01:39:14.990 --> 01:39:20.120 1952, we were sent up to take out a chink machine-gun nest. 01:39:20.280 --> 01:39:22.370 Been shredding us up pretty good. 01:39:22.540 --> 01:39:24.920 I was the only one that came back that day. 01:39:25.080 --> 01:39:28.960 For that, they gave me a Silver Star. Here it is. 01:39:30.670 --> 01:39:33.630 Here. I want you to have it. 01:39:34.300 --> 01:39:35.970 Why? 01:39:36.130 --> 01:39:37.153 Why? 01:39:37.164 --> 01:39:40.230 Because we all knew the dangers that night, but we went anyway. 01:39:40.390 --> 01:39:42.810 That's the way it might be tonight. 01:39:42.970 --> 01:39:45.140 There's always a chance you don't come back. 01:39:45.310 --> 01:39:48.640 The hell we won't. We're gonna roll up in there and tear some ass. 01:39:48.810 --> 01:39:52.480 That's foolish. That's the exact reaction they're waiting for. 01:39:52.650 --> 01:39:54.310 Go ahead and close this up. 01:39:54.820 --> 01:39:57.990 - How many? - How many what? 01:39:58.360 --> 01:40:01.320 How many men did you kill in Korea? 01:40:01.740 --> 01:40:06.660 - Thirteen. Maybe more. - What was it like to kill a man? 01:40:07.540 --> 01:40:09.870 You don't wanna know. 01:40:10.540 --> 01:40:12.750 Now close it up. 01:40:27.680 --> 01:40:31.180 Walt. Walt. What are you doing? 01:40:32.020 --> 01:40:35.940 - What are you doing? - Relax. You can't get out of there. 01:40:36.110 --> 01:40:38.690 You let me out right now. Let me out. 01:40:38.860 --> 01:40:41.103 Fucking let me out or I'll fucking kill you. 01:40:41.114 --> 01:40:42.210 Shut the fuck up. 01:40:42.870 --> 01:40:44.920 You wanna know what it's like to kill a man? 01:40:45.080 --> 01:40:47.090 Well, it's goddamn awful, that's what it is. 01:40:47.250 --> 01:40:49.170 The only thing worse is getting a medal... 01:40:49.330 --> 01:40:53.290 ...for killing some poor kid that wanted to just give up, that's all. 01:40:53.460 --> 01:40:56.460 Yeah, some scared little gook just like you. 01:40:56.630 --> 01:41:00.550 I shot him in the face with that rifle you were holding in there a while ago. 01:41:00.720 --> 01:41:03.012 Not a day goes by that I don't think about it, 01:41:03.023 --> 01:41:05.070 and you don't want that on your soul. 01:41:05.220 --> 01:41:07.850 Now, I got blood on my hands. I'm soiled. 01:41:08.020 --> 01:41:11.150 That's why I'm going it alone tonight. 01:41:11.310 --> 01:41:15.520 Walt. You take me with you right now. Let me out! 01:41:15.690 --> 01:41:20.400 Look, you've come a long way. I'm proud to say that you're my friend... 01:41:20.570 --> 01:41:22.899 ...but you got your whole life ahead of you. 01:41:22.910 --> 01:41:24.410 But me, I finish things. 01:41:24.570 --> 01:41:28.240 That's what I do. And I'm going it alone. 01:41:28.410 --> 01:41:32.450 No. Wait! Walt! Walt! 01:41:32.620 --> 01:41:36.330 Walt! Walt! Walt! 01:41:50.600 --> 01:41:53.810 Look, I need you to watch my dog. 01:41:55.610 --> 01:41:57.950 Yeah, I love you too. 01:42:03.320 --> 01:42:05.860 Yeah, she's old too. 01:42:06.620 --> 01:42:11.790 Bye-bye, sweetheart. Take it easy. Her name is Daisy. 01:42:28.180 --> 01:42:30.430 - Hello? ¦ - It's Walt. ¦ 01:42:30.600 --> 01:42:33.770 The keys to my house are under the ceramic turtle on the porch. 01:42:33.940 --> 01:42:36.790 Let yourself in. Your brother's in the basement. 01:42:36.801 --> 01:42:37.750 I gotta go. 01:42:54.000 --> 01:42:56.970 Sorry, Father, we have to go. 01:42:57.120 --> 01:43:00.630 I'm telling you, if we're not here, there will be bloodshed. 01:43:00.800 --> 01:43:02.640 We've been here for hours. 01:43:02.800 --> 01:43:05.060 We can't afford to anchor a unit to one location. 01:43:05.220 --> 01:43:06.680 I'm begging you to stay. 01:43:07.300 --> 01:43:09.840 Just got word from my sergeant. We're pulling the plug. 01:43:10.850 --> 01:43:13.690 - I'm staying. - No, you aren't. 01:43:14.930 --> 01:43:18.850 We have specific orders. You came with us, you're leaving with us. 01:43:19.020 --> 01:43:20.850 Watch your head. 01:43:30.370 --> 01:43:32.960 Sue. Over here. Over here. 01:43:33.120 --> 01:43:34.740 - Come unlock this. - What's going on? 01:43:34.910 --> 01:43:38.870 He left without me. He went to Smokie's without me. 01:43:40.040 --> 01:43:41.870 Thao! 01:44:06.320 --> 01:44:08.150 What the fuck, man? 01:44:11.910 --> 01:44:14.420 Any swamp rats in there? 01:44:15.330 --> 01:44:18.040 - I didn't think your ass would've came. - Shut up, gook. 01:44:19.210 --> 01:44:22.930 I got nothing to say to you, shrimp-dick midget like you. 01:44:26.590 --> 01:44:30.880 Yeah, yeah. You go ahead, watch out for your boyfriend. 01:44:31.050 --> 01:44:35.680 Because it was either he or you or someone who raped one of their own family. 01:44:35.850 --> 01:44:38.100 Your own blood, for chrissake. 01:44:39.100 --> 01:44:42.980 Now, go ahead and pull those pistols like miniature cowboys. 01:44:43.150 --> 01:44:45.280 - Go ahead. - So where's Thao at? 01:44:45.440 --> 01:44:49.320 - That pussy motherfucker couldn't come? - Don't worry about Thao. 01:44:49.490 --> 01:44:52.580 Thao's got not one second for you. 01:44:53.320 --> 01:44:56.530 « Says who? You? » 01:44:57.200 --> 01:44:59.240 « What the fuck you gonna do, old man? » 01:45:02.420 --> 01:45:03.470 « What you gonna do... » 01:45:03.630 --> 01:45:05.130 « - ...punk ass old man? - Bitch. » 01:45:06.000 --> 01:45:09.130 - Kind of jumpy, aren't we? - Shut the fuck up. 01:45:09.300 --> 01:45:11.260 You shut the fuck up. 01:45:22.730 --> 01:45:25.480 - Got a light? « - What the fuck? » 01:45:29.490 --> 01:45:31.290 No. 01:45:32.150 --> 01:45:35.820 Me. I've got a light. 01:45:39.620 --> 01:45:41.790 Hail Mary, full of grace. 01:46:47.810 --> 01:46:50.230 - Yes, Sergeant. - What happened? 01:46:50.400 --> 01:46:52.570 - You need to step back. - He's a friend of mine. 01:46:52.740 --> 01:46:54.620 I said, step back. 01:46:55.820 --> 01:46:58.070 Hey, did you hear him? Step back. 01:46:58.240 --> 01:47:00.570 - What happened? - Hey, step back. 01:47:01.740 --> 01:47:02.910 He's my friend. 01:47:03.200 --> 01:47:04.580 Please, it's important. 01:47:05.540 --> 01:47:08.160 He went for his lighter and they shot him. 01:47:08.330 --> 01:47:10.920 He didn't even have a gun on him. 01:47:13.800 --> 01:47:15.430 This time we have witnesses. 01:47:15.720 --> 01:47:17.634 These guys will be locked up for a long time. 01:47:17.644 --> 01:47:19.440 Officer Chang! Get those people back. 01:47:19.600 --> 01:47:22.650 You have to step back now, okay? 01:47:41.490 --> 01:47:44.080 Get them the fuck out of here. Get them out of here. 01:49:22.760 --> 01:49:24.340 Walt Kowalski once said to me 01:49:24.351 --> 01:49:27.400 that I didn't know anything about life or death... 01:49:27.560 --> 01:49:28.930 because I was an... 01:49:29.540 --> 01:49:31.540 « over-educated, 27-year-old virgin... » 01:49:32.190 --> 01:49:36.070 « who held the hands of superstitious old women and promised them eternity. » 01:49:37.980 --> 01:49:40.860 Walt definitely had no problem calling it like he saw it... 01:49:41.610 --> 01:49:43.740 « but he was right. » 01:49:43.910 --> 01:49:49.090 « I knew really nothing about life or death until I got to know Walt. » 01:49:50.120 --> 01:49:52.160 And, boy, did I learn. 01:49:58.800 --> 01:50:02.770 "And I wanna leave my house to the church because Dorothy would've liked it." 01:50:06.140 --> 01:50:08.730 Now, which brings us to our last item, and again... 01:50:08.890 --> 01:50:11.720 ...please excuse the language in Mr. Kowalski's will. 01:50:11.890 --> 01:50:14.680 I'm simply reading it the way it was written. 01:50:16.110 --> 01:50:21.740 "And I'd like to leave my 1972 Gran Torino to..." 01:50:26.280 --> 01:50:28.410 « "my friend..." » 01:50:29.620 --> 01:50:32.950 "Thao Vang Lor..." 01:50:33.120 --> 01:50:35.697 « "... on the condition that you don't chop-top the roof" » 01:50:35.708 --> 01:50:37.300 « "like one of those beaners..." » 01:50:37.460 --> 01:50:42.550 « "don't paint any idiotic flames on it like some white-trash hillbilly..." » 01:50:42.720 --> 01:50:45.180 « "and don't put a big, gay spoiler on the rear end..." » 01:50:45.340 --> 01:50:48.050 « "like you see on all the other zipperheads' cars." » 01:50:48.220 --> 01:50:49.680 « "It just looks like hell." » 01:50:49.850 --> 01:50:53.255 « "If you can refrain from doing any of that," » 01:50:53.266 --> 01:50:54.580 « "it's yours." »