WEBVTT 00:00:00.406 --> 00:00:30.032 ..:: ارائه شده توسط وب سايت بلبل جان ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:31.406 --> 00:00:33.032 People ask a question. 00:00:34.617 --> 00:00:36.910 What's a RocknRolla? 00:00:37.704 --> 00:00:42.791 And I tell them it's not about drums, drugs and hospital drips. 00:00:42.959 --> 00:00:44.460 Oh, no. 00:00:44.627 --> 00:00:47.296 There's more there than that, my friend. 00:00:47.630 --> 00:00:50.132 We all like a bit of the good life. 00:00:50.300 --> 00:00:51.759 Some, the money. 00:00:51.926 --> 00:00:53.761 Some, the drugs. 00:00:53.928 --> 00:00:58.640 Others the sex game, the glamour or the fame. 00:00:58.808 --> 00:01:03.228 But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. 00:01:03.396 --> 00:01:04.813 Why? 00:01:04.981 --> 00:01:10.402 Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot. 00:01:46.481 --> 00:01:49.858 My name's Archy, formerly known as Archibald. 00:01:50.026 --> 00:01:52.319 I work for a man called Lenny Cole. 00:01:52.487 --> 00:01:56.532 And Lenny Cole has the keys to the back door of this booming city. 00:01:56.699 --> 00:01:59.284 Let me give you an example of how Lenny works his magic. 00:02:00.078 --> 00:02:03.705 Two years ago, this property cost 1 million pounds. 00:02:03.873 --> 00:02:06.125 Today, it costs 5 million. 00:02:06.292 --> 00:02:07.376 How did this happen? 00:02:07.544 --> 00:02:10.462 Attractive tax opportunities for foreign investment... 00:02:10.630 --> 00:02:13.799 ... restrictive building consent and massive hedge-fund bonuses. 00:02:13.967 --> 00:02:15.008 London, my good man... 00:02:15.176 --> 00:02:18.303 ... is fast becoming the financial and cultural capital of the world. 00:02:18.471 --> 00:02:20.264 London is on the rise. 00:02:20.431 --> 00:02:23.892 Property value has gone one way: up. 00:02:24.060 --> 00:02:27.896 And this has left the natives struggling to keep a foothold in the property ladder. 00:02:28.064 --> 00:02:29.857 I can't teach you how to skin a cat... 00:02:30.024 --> 00:02:33.026 ... but I can tell you a lot about the money in bricks and mortar. 00:02:33.194 --> 00:02:35.571 Like he said, it's going one way. 00:02:35.738 --> 00:02:37.239 You need to see a lawyer. 00:02:38.658 --> 00:02:40.075 We do need to see a lawyer. 00:02:40.243 --> 00:02:42.744 Well, it looks like a great deal. 00:02:43.371 --> 00:02:44.496 These are the plans. 00:02:44.664 --> 00:02:47.708 It'll cost 10, and it'll be worth 20 with planning. 00:02:47.876 --> 00:02:50.127 But, first, you gotta give the Councillor a drink. 00:02:50.295 --> 00:02:53.088 Same deal as before. I'll tell them they've got the planning. 00:02:53.256 --> 00:02:55.090 Thank you, Councillor. 00:02:55.925 --> 00:02:57.217 You'll get the planning. 00:02:57.385 --> 00:03:01.180 Take care of the Councillor, and it'll move like shit through a goose. 00:03:02.348 --> 00:03:03.390 We need help. 00:03:03.558 --> 00:03:04.600 Lenny Cole. 00:03:04.767 --> 00:03:06.143 Dog number one. 00:03:06.311 --> 00:03:08.687 Bet he moves fast and likes bricks and mortar. 00:03:08.855 --> 00:03:11.690 I do move fast, and I love bricks and mortar. 00:03:11.858 --> 00:03:13.317 Property's always a safe bet... 00:03:13.484 --> 00:03:16.612 ... but you gotta know what you're doing, this ain't soft money. 00:03:16.779 --> 00:03:19.198 Because of these boys' criminal records... 00:03:19.365 --> 00:03:21.575 ...the bank won't lend them the money they need. 00:03:21.743 --> 00:03:23.285 Enter Mr. Lenny Cole... 00:03:23.453 --> 00:03:26.747 ...London's money-loaning and fast-moving property magician. 00:03:26.915 --> 00:03:28.707 Don't let me down, boys. 00:03:28.875 --> 00:03:30.375 Come on, give me your hand. 00:03:30.543 --> 00:03:33.128 And this is where he waves his black magic wand. 00:03:33.296 --> 00:03:35.797 Can't talk now, but there's been a problem. 00:03:35.965 --> 00:03:37.424 I can't get you the planning. 00:03:37.967 --> 00:03:40.802 Sorry, boys, can't get the planning. 00:03:40.970 --> 00:03:43.513 Oh, isn't that an unpleasant surprise. 00:03:43.681 --> 00:03:45.474 Because they don't wanna owe Lenny. 00:03:45.642 --> 00:03:47.059 He can't get the planning. 00:03:47.227 --> 00:03:48.727 That's right, sweetheart. 00:03:48.895 --> 00:03:49.978 Can't get the planning? 00:03:50.146 --> 00:03:51.605 You've been fucked. 00:03:51.773 --> 00:03:54.149 What do you mean you can't get the fucking planning? 00:03:54.317 --> 00:03:55.859 You owe me. 00:03:56.027 --> 00:03:59.780 Right, I get the building, you lose your share... 00:03:59.948 --> 00:04:02.407 ... and I'm still out of pocket two large ones. 00:04:02.575 --> 00:04:04.326 Find it. 00:04:04.661 --> 00:04:07.621 They know they'll have to pay Lenny before the month is out. 00:04:07.789 --> 00:04:12.417 Because Mr. Cole has ways of making life very, very uncomfortable. 00:04:12.585 --> 00:04:13.835 We better find it. 00:04:14.003 --> 00:04:16.797 What they don't know is that Lenny controls the councilors... 00:04:16.965 --> 00:04:18.340 ...the judges and the lawyers. 00:04:18.508 --> 00:04:21.677 No planning permission will be given until Lenny wants it. 00:04:21.844 --> 00:04:24.554 And now that he owns the building, he wants the permission. 00:04:24.722 --> 00:04:26.598 Hello, Councillor? 00:04:27.141 --> 00:04:28.684 Yeah. 00:04:29.185 --> 00:04:33.021 Yeah, I hear you got that car you wanted. 00:04:33.481 --> 00:04:34.690 You're very generous, Len. 00:04:34.857 --> 00:04:37.276 Right, now, sort that planning out, will you? 00:04:37.777 --> 00:04:40.320 - Sorted, Lenny. - Good. 00:04:44.742 --> 00:04:47.035 What's wrong with you, Archy? 00:04:47.203 --> 00:04:49.705 Was that not a bit strong, Len? 00:04:50.206 --> 00:04:53.292 They come from the same place as you. You're gonna clean them out. 00:04:53.459 --> 00:04:54.960 The same place as me? 00:04:55.128 --> 00:04:57.462 Do I look like a fucking immigrant? 00:04:57.630 --> 00:04:59.298 No one gave me a leg up. 00:04:59.465 --> 00:05:03.427 They need a little bit of fear, otherwise, they'll come up against me. 00:05:04.095 --> 00:05:06.346 They need a little lesson, don't they? 00:05:06.514 --> 00:05:09.975 And that is an example of how Lenny works. 00:05:17.692 --> 00:05:20.444 Now, today is Lenny's big day. 00:05:20.611 --> 00:05:21.737 He's hit the big time... 00:05:21.904 --> 00:05:25.741 ...because a new Russian billionaire desires Lenny's property contacts. 00:05:25.908 --> 00:05:28.785 He wants planning permission where the law won't allow. 00:05:28.953 --> 00:05:30.370 Lenny Cole is here. 00:05:30.538 --> 00:05:32.247 Lenny will come through... 00:05:32.415 --> 00:05:35.542 ...but he will rape that Russian for every ruble he can get. 00:05:35.710 --> 00:05:36.960 Nice to see you, Uri. 00:05:37.128 --> 00:05:39.838 Good. Come and take a seat. 00:05:40.381 --> 00:05:43.967 Excuse me if I am hasty, but I have a busy day. 00:05:44.135 --> 00:05:46.094 - Oh, that's all right. - Sit. 00:05:48.056 --> 00:05:51.933 I can see we are very much alike, you and I, Lenny. 00:05:52.101 --> 00:05:54.519 We like to get things done. 00:05:55.480 --> 00:05:56.938 What's it going to cost me? 00:05:57.440 --> 00:06:02.069 First, let me make it clear exactly how we can help you benefit from this deal. 00:06:02.236 --> 00:06:04.446 Without me, you'd be waiting five to 10 years... 00:06:04.614 --> 00:06:07.491 ... before you got permission to erect your arena. 00:06:07.658 --> 00:06:09.951 Secondly, with British law as it so stands- 00:06:10.119 --> 00:06:12.287 Lenny, how much? 00:06:16.042 --> 00:06:17.459 Seven million euros. 00:06:22.131 --> 00:06:27.302 I expect the guarantee that I have consent within six months and no red tape. 00:06:27.470 --> 00:06:28.762 Oh, you got it. 00:06:28.930 --> 00:06:30.097 Consider it done. 00:06:32.350 --> 00:06:33.600 - Drink? - Yeah. 00:06:37.146 --> 00:06:40.440 That's a nice painting, Uri. 00:06:41.067 --> 00:06:42.901 It's got depth, you know. 00:06:43.069 --> 00:06:45.529 That picture has brought me nothing but luck, Lenny. 00:06:45.696 --> 00:06:46.738 It's my lucky picture. 00:06:46.906 --> 00:06:48.532 - Yeah? - Yeah. 00:06:48.950 --> 00:06:50.075 You like? 00:06:50.243 --> 00:06:51.827 Yeah. 00:06:52.328 --> 00:06:54.287 Take it for a while. 00:06:54.455 --> 00:06:55.747 Maybe it will give you luck. 00:06:55.915 --> 00:06:58.750 Oh, no, Uri, I- You know, I couldn't. 00:06:58.918 --> 00:07:01.336 We are partners now, I insist. 00:07:01.504 --> 00:07:03.922 I will get it sent around to your house. 00:07:04.090 --> 00:07:07.467 You can give it back to me when our deal's finalized. 00:07:07.635 --> 00:07:08.760 Hm? 00:07:10.096 --> 00:07:12.514 Well, I thought you lot drank vodka. 00:07:12.682 --> 00:07:14.975 Whiskey is the new vodka. 00:07:15.143 --> 00:07:16.685 You're not joining me? 00:07:16.853 --> 00:07:18.687 I don't drink. 00:07:22.316 --> 00:07:24.443 - Cheers. - Cheers. 00:07:34.287 --> 00:07:35.871 - You all right, Len? - Yeah. 00:07:36.038 --> 00:07:38.373 Because you're looking a bit pink. 00:07:39.709 --> 00:07:42.335 Get us some water and a wet wipe live-o, will you, Turbo? 00:07:42.503 --> 00:07:43.879 Right away, Len. 00:07:44.046 --> 00:07:47.048 He tried to poison me, the dirty Cossack. 00:07:47.383 --> 00:07:50.093 Look, stop messing about, just give me the bottle. 00:07:50.261 --> 00:07:51.887 Sorry, Len. 00:07:52.054 --> 00:07:53.555 How is the billionaires club? 00:07:54.056 --> 00:07:57.559 Well, I tell you what, this Communism didn't slow him down, did it? 00:07:57.727 --> 00:07:59.853 I'll tell you what, Arch. 00:08:00.354 --> 00:08:02.647 We've hit the big time here. 00:08:04.066 --> 00:08:06.735 Well, what's wrong? Where's the famous Archy smile? 00:08:06.903 --> 00:08:10.447 You gotta watch yourself with this lot. I mean, times are changing. 00:08:10.615 --> 00:08:13.450 - They ain't no respecters of the old school. - Oh, bollocks. 00:08:13.618 --> 00:08:17.412 There's no school like the old school, and I'm the fucking headmaster. 00:08:17.580 --> 00:08:19.289 That's why he come to me. 00:08:19.457 --> 00:08:20.957 Got it? 00:08:21.876 --> 00:08:23.668 Yeah, got it. 00:08:27.381 --> 00:08:29.841 You think you should have lent him your lucky picture? 00:08:30.009 --> 00:08:32.385 It makes the peasant feel royal. 00:08:32.553 --> 00:08:35.639 Don't spoil it, we need him at the moment. 00:08:35.973 --> 00:08:37.307 I want that consent. 00:08:37.475 --> 00:08:39.893 Call the accountant and get her to clear the money. 00:08:40.061 --> 00:08:43.772 If Uri's gonna turn over seven large ones to grease Lenny's contacts... 00:08:43.940 --> 00:08:45.440 ...he's gonna need it in cash. 00:08:45.608 --> 00:08:48.777 And for that, he needs his personal accountant. 00:08:49.403 --> 00:08:53.657 Meet the very gifted and the financially creative Stella. 00:08:53.824 --> 00:08:55.116 You know why you get deals? 00:08:55.284 --> 00:08:58.620 Because those sad, fat, old men like it when you swear at them. 00:08:58.788 --> 00:09:01.289 They shake like cocktails and sweat like Semtex... 00:09:01.457 --> 00:09:03.542 ... when you raise that posh, little voice. 00:09:04.085 --> 00:09:07.379 You, my love, are a rare commodity. 00:09:08.381 --> 00:09:10.757 Now, come on, give your Bertie a smile. 00:09:10.925 --> 00:09:13.301 I don't feel like smiling. 00:09:13.469 --> 00:09:16.805 I'm a 30-year-old accountant married to a homosexual lawyer. 00:09:18.099 --> 00:09:20.517 I'm a beard without kids, Bertie. 00:09:20.685 --> 00:09:23.937 For a marriage of convenience, this can be quite inconvenient. 00:09:27.817 --> 00:09:29.693 URl Stella, we need to talk. 00:09:29.860 --> 00:09:31.653 Yes, she's right here. 00:09:31.821 --> 00:09:33.154 It's Omovich. 00:09:33.322 --> 00:09:34.614 You sure he isn't gay? 00:09:34.782 --> 00:09:36.658 But what the Russian doesn't know... 00:09:36.826 --> 00:09:40.161 ...is that his accountant has got bored of the safe life... 00:09:40.329 --> 00:09:44.916 ...and is looking for excitement in all the wrong places. 00:09:45.084 --> 00:09:48.336 Welcome to the Speeler. 00:09:48.504 --> 00:09:52.007 This hot little house of crime is home to a particularly nefarious group... 00:09:52.174 --> 00:09:55.176 ...of individuals known locally as the Wild Bunch. 00:09:55.344 --> 00:09:57.929 There's no way you're gonna get a five, understand, Bob? 00:09:58.097 --> 00:10:00.974 - They've got nothing on you, son. - What are you talking about? 00:10:01.142 --> 00:10:03.768 Fred, they've got a grass. They've got an informer. 00:10:04.145 --> 00:10:07.856 Got a rat with a roach smoking a canary. Got more information than the Internet. 00:10:08.024 --> 00:10:10.358 COOKIE: All right, ladies. Cookie, how you doing, son? 00:10:10.526 --> 00:10:11.651 Cookie, do you want in? 00:10:11.819 --> 00:10:15.196 I did promise the twins I'd take them fishing, but fuck it. 00:10:15.364 --> 00:10:19.492 - Throw us in for a quick spin. - Hey, Mumbles, can I have a word? 00:10:19.869 --> 00:10:21.369 No. 00:10:22.163 --> 00:10:25.707 Mumbles, I'll make it worth your while. 00:10:25.875 --> 00:10:26.916 Coming, dear. 00:10:27.084 --> 00:10:30.712 But in the world of crime, there's always coincidence. 00:10:30.880 --> 00:10:33.423 And the very men she needs to fuel her thrills... 00:10:33.591 --> 00:10:36.509 ...are the very men that owe Lenny two large ones. 00:10:36.677 --> 00:10:38.428 What's happening? 00:10:38.596 --> 00:10:41.014 You know that lady, the posh pup? 00:10:41.182 --> 00:10:43.183 The one that likes a bit of the rough life? 00:10:43.351 --> 00:10:46.936 The little dangerous accountant. You haven't heard from her in a little while. 00:10:47.104 --> 00:10:49.147 - I know. - Well? 00:10:49.315 --> 00:10:51.566 Well, she's offered us a bit of work, right? 00:10:51.734 --> 00:10:54.402 But, I mean, like, proper work. 00:10:55.905 --> 00:11:01.326 Now, normally, I would just turn her down, but considering our current situation.... 00:11:01.494 --> 00:11:02.535 Let's have a meet. 00:11:17.259 --> 00:11:21.513 I've got one just like that at home, but with a little boy fishing. 00:11:21.931 --> 00:11:24.808 Is that what they call humor where you come from? 00:11:25.476 --> 00:11:28.770 Is that what they call art where you come from? 00:11:29.438 --> 00:11:33.191 You are quite the entertainer, Mr. One Two. 00:11:33.359 --> 00:11:35.568 And you're also late. 00:11:35.986 --> 00:11:38.738 Please, don't be late. 00:11:46.122 --> 00:11:48.540 I've got some work, thought you might be interested. 00:11:48.708 --> 00:11:50.458 Go on. 00:11:50.793 --> 00:11:54.963 There are two accountants taking out 7 million euros from a bank I know. 00:11:55.131 --> 00:11:57.424 And it won't be protected. 00:11:57.591 --> 00:11:59.843 Twenty percent for me, as normal. 00:12:00.010 --> 00:12:02.011 The details are in here. 00:12:02.847 --> 00:12:04.639 Anything else? 00:12:04.807 --> 00:12:05.849 Yeah. 00:12:06.016 --> 00:12:09.936 I don't want this coming back to me, so you could give them a black eye. 00:12:10.104 --> 00:12:11.813 It might help. 00:12:12.440 --> 00:12:15.483 Just a black eye, nothing more. 00:12:17.153 --> 00:12:19.320 Very well, Mrs. Baxter. 00:12:19.488 --> 00:12:21.448 A black eye it is, then. 00:12:26.662 --> 00:12:28.246 Nice shoes, by the way. 00:12:28.414 --> 00:12:29.956 Thank you. 00:12:30.124 --> 00:12:34.294 You'll be able to afford a pair of your own in a couple of days. 00:12:38.299 --> 00:12:44.763 "Troubled rock star, Johnny Quid, is missing, presumed dead yesterday... 00:12:44.930 --> 00:12:47.974 ... when he fell from the side of a yacht thought to be owned... 00:12:48.142 --> 00:12:51.519 ... by a prominent high-street fashion magnate. " 00:12:53.522 --> 00:12:55.023 Sorry, I don't know what to say. 00:12:55.191 --> 00:12:59.527 Yeah, well, I bet he took a few people with him in his hot little crack pipe. 00:13:02.990 --> 00:13:07.035 We will never mention this again, all right, Arch? 00:13:11.081 --> 00:13:13.374 Look, tell the Councillor to stop fucking about... 00:13:13.542 --> 00:13:16.711 ... with his little bat and balls and send him inside. 00:13:20.716 --> 00:13:22.884 Oh, that is sensational, Councillor. 00:13:23.344 --> 00:13:25.595 Did you have lessons as a boy? 00:13:25.971 --> 00:13:27.806 Fancy a cool down? 00:13:27.973 --> 00:13:30.099 Bit of a chat with Lenny? 00:13:32.895 --> 00:13:35.021 - You know Jackie? - No. 00:13:35.189 --> 00:13:37.690 No, Archy, please, don't say anything. 00:13:37.858 --> 00:13:41.569 Don't you worry about her. She's a very good friend of mine. 00:13:41.904 --> 00:13:43.404 And a member. 00:13:43.572 --> 00:13:44.572 Oi, Jackie. 00:13:45.991 --> 00:13:48.117 You fancy a runaround with the Councillor? 00:13:48.285 --> 00:13:50.411 Only if he's wicked. 00:13:53.415 --> 00:13:55.667 What does she mean by that? 00:13:56.585 --> 00:13:59.254 What would you like her to mean by that, Councillor? 00:14:02.424 --> 00:14:03.883 Come on. 00:14:04.510 --> 00:14:06.928 There we are, plans and papers. 00:14:07.096 --> 00:14:10.640 When you're in bed with Len, he likes to sweeten a cash deal. 00:14:10.808 --> 00:14:13.101 Would you like a cigar? 00:14:13.853 --> 00:14:14.936 I don't mind if I do. 00:14:15.104 --> 00:14:21.025 He wants you sitting in the front row with a new car sitting in your driveway. 00:14:21.193 --> 00:14:24.821 Len's skill lies in his ability to know where your back needs scratching. 00:14:24.989 --> 00:14:27.115 That's a nice lighter. 00:14:27.908 --> 00:14:31.452 Eight grand they wanted for it, the greedy toads. 00:14:31.620 --> 00:14:33.162 And I paid it. 00:14:33.330 --> 00:14:34.747 You know why? 00:14:34.915 --> 00:14:36.666 Tell me, Lenny. 00:14:37.293 --> 00:14:39.711 It's all about the details. 00:14:41.046 --> 00:14:44.257 Is our little deal in there too? 00:14:44.550 --> 00:14:45.884 Look at Lenny. 00:14:46.051 --> 00:14:48.887 Fucking playing with himself, he's so proud. 00:14:49.054 --> 00:14:51.389 He only paid a hundred pounds for that lighter... 00:14:51.557 --> 00:14:54.350 ...he's making the Councillor sweat like he stole it himself. 00:14:54.518 --> 00:14:56.311 I wouldn't forget about that. 00:14:56.770 --> 00:14:58.062 The important things first. 00:14:58.230 --> 00:15:02.150 You got to hand it to Len, because he ain't half a naughty bastard. 00:15:02.318 --> 00:15:04.027 I'll leave that with you. 00:15:04.194 --> 00:15:07.655 Now, the Councillor just needs a few hours with a right rotten tart- 00:15:07.823 --> 00:15:09.657 Can't stay here chewing the fat all day. 00:15:09.825 --> 00:15:11.534 Man's got a living to make. 00:15:11.702 --> 00:15:13.328 I'll phone you in tomorrow. 00:15:13.495 --> 00:15:16.247 - and he'll be in there like swimwear. 00:15:16.498 --> 00:15:18.166 Take care of him, Jackie. 00:15:18.334 --> 00:15:21.169 Lenny, you forgot your lighter. 00:15:21.670 --> 00:15:22.754 No, it can't be mine. 00:15:25.007 --> 00:15:26.257 It's got your name on it. 00:15:28.552 --> 00:15:29.552 All right. 00:15:29.720 --> 00:15:32.263 Nothing's gonna stop Lenny from his big Russian deal. 00:15:33.599 --> 00:15:36.017 Yeah, I knew he'd like the lighter. 00:15:36.185 --> 00:15:38.019 It was a nice touch, wasn't it? 00:15:38.187 --> 00:15:41.648 Yeah, she's a good girl, Jackie. You give her another drink. 00:15:42.399 --> 00:15:43.691 Yeah, you're right. 00:15:43.859 --> 00:15:46.653 He wouldn't give me his favorite painting, would he... 00:15:46.820 --> 00:15:49.072 ... if he didn't mean business? 00:15:49.239 --> 00:15:54.619 Yeah, I've took it off the easel, and I've put it on the wall. 00:15:54.787 --> 00:15:56.454 Yeah, it looks mag- 00:15:56.622 --> 00:15:58.122 Archy, I've been- Fuck. 00:15:58.290 --> 00:15:59.374 Oh, fuck. 00:15:59.541 --> 00:16:01.125 Archy? 00:16:01.293 --> 00:16:03.711 Archy, I've been robbed. 00:16:03.879 --> 00:16:05.338 What? 00:16:05.714 --> 00:16:07.298 Hello? 00:16:07.883 --> 00:16:09.926 I said, I've been robbed. 00:16:10.094 --> 00:16:12.553 Yeah- I don't know when. 00:16:12.721 --> 00:16:13.721 It's the painting. 00:16:14.765 --> 00:16:18.059 Yeah, it's the one that Uri gave me. 00:16:18.394 --> 00:16:21.062 All right, loaned, for fuck's sake. 00:16:23.691 --> 00:16:26.484 Archy, this is not good. 00:16:26.652 --> 00:16:28.903 That's his favorite painting. 00:16:29.071 --> 00:16:31.906 His lucky painting. 00:16:32.741 --> 00:16:34.117 Yeah, all right. 00:16:34.284 --> 00:16:37.704 Come around here and bring the troops. 00:16:38.122 --> 00:16:39.122 Yeah. 00:16:39.289 --> 00:16:41.916 Oh, fuck it, this isn't what I want to hear. 00:16:42.084 --> 00:16:45.169 When Lenny's wheels come off, he's no good to anyone. 00:16:45.337 --> 00:16:47.338 Now, he's gonna stick it straight on my lap. 00:16:47.506 --> 00:16:51.384 And Archy is gonna have to go to work. 00:16:53.846 --> 00:16:54.929 Where was it, Len? 00:16:59.810 --> 00:17:03.062 Well, let's just take a wild stab in the dark, shall we, Bandy? 00:17:03.772 --> 00:17:07.442 Archy, slap him, send him to school because I can't take no more of this. 00:17:07.609 --> 00:17:08.860 Now, you sort this out. 00:17:09.028 --> 00:17:14.449 Get that painting back, bring me a body, because I'm going to back to bed. 00:17:19.621 --> 00:17:23.875 Bandy, you ever ask a stupid question like that again, you see Danny there? 00:17:24.043 --> 00:17:25.084 He's gonna slap you. 00:17:25.502 --> 00:17:28.421 I'm sorry, Arch. I was just trying to use initiative. 00:17:28.589 --> 00:17:30.339 Danny, slap him. 00:17:33.635 --> 00:17:36.262 With the right, Danny, properly. 00:17:37.681 --> 00:17:41.642 No, no, no, come on, do it properly with the back of the right hand. 00:17:41.810 --> 00:17:44.979 - What is this, a tennis match, Arch? Slap him. 00:17:47.566 --> 00:17:50.443 Oh, for fuck... 00:17:52.946 --> 00:17:54.781 Like this. 00:17:55.449 --> 00:17:57.992 Now, if you can master a slap like that... 00:17:58.160 --> 00:18:00.912 ... there's no need for your clients to hold back. 00:18:01.080 --> 00:18:04.665 They will open up like a fountain full of words. 00:18:05.250 --> 00:18:07.794 No need for strong violence, no, no. 00:18:07.961 --> 00:18:10.838 They're transported back to their childhood. 00:18:11.256 --> 00:18:12.673 Putty in your hands. 00:18:12.841 --> 00:18:14.550 Ask Bandy. 00:18:14.843 --> 00:18:16.969 Look, thinks he's back at school. 00:18:17.346 --> 00:18:19.639 But he never went to school, Arch. 00:18:20.057 --> 00:18:23.810 You want a slap as well, Daniel, eh? 00:18:24.353 --> 00:18:28.439 Now, if the slap don't work, you cut them or you pay them... 00:18:28.607 --> 00:18:31.275 ... but keep your receipts because this ain't the Mafia. 00:18:31.443 --> 00:18:34.070 Now, get out there, look for the painting. 00:18:47.584 --> 00:18:49.001 - Hello. - Hi. 00:18:49.169 --> 00:18:50.211 Bye. 00:18:50.379 --> 00:18:53.297 If you just put the bags in the car, close the door, walk away. 00:18:54.633 --> 00:18:56.676 Ahem. Now, now, boys, do as you're told. 00:18:56.844 --> 00:19:00.304 Put the bags in the car, walk away and keep smiling. 00:19:00.889 --> 00:19:03.850 Sorry, is this a robbery? 00:19:04.268 --> 00:19:06.686 Yes, it is a robbery. Now, fuck off. 00:19:07.062 --> 00:19:08.229 Thank you. 00:19:12.860 --> 00:19:15.570 - Very good, Mr. One Two. - Thank you very much, Mr. Mumbles. 00:19:26.081 --> 00:19:27.623 Yeah, give me the keys. 00:19:27.791 --> 00:19:29.083 Thanks. 00:19:29.960 --> 00:19:31.919 Yeah, very funny. 00:19:44.933 --> 00:19:45.933 Oi. 00:19:47.519 --> 00:19:48.936 Where's reverse? 00:19:49.104 --> 00:19:51.647 You have to lift up the knob under the- 00:19:51.815 --> 00:19:54.275 - Gear stick. - Ah. 00:19:55.444 --> 00:19:57.528 Oh, yeah. Now, fuck off. 00:20:17.966 --> 00:20:21.135 I know an electrician that could copy one of those for you. 00:20:23.597 --> 00:20:25.598 Might take him a couple of minutes, mind. 00:20:26.391 --> 00:20:28.643 Welcome to the nouveau riche, Mr. One Two. 00:20:29.061 --> 00:20:31.145 Here's one for you too, Mrs. Baxter. 00:20:31.313 --> 00:20:33.564 Mm, tres chic. 00:20:37.861 --> 00:20:41.364 It's a little bit heavier than it looks on a calculator, isn't it? 00:20:42.783 --> 00:20:44.951 I see you didn't think much of the black eye. 00:20:45.118 --> 00:20:46.702 I would like to have obliged. 00:20:46.870 --> 00:20:50.581 But from a professional point of view, just didn't seem natural. 00:20:51.750 --> 00:20:54.669 - Mm. - Until the next time? 00:20:56.838 --> 00:20:58.506 Maybe. 00:21:10.185 --> 00:21:13.688 URl: The development has been underway for four years... 00:21:13.855 --> 00:21:17.400 ... and will be completed within another two. 00:21:18.402 --> 00:21:20.152 The area covers 12 acres... 00:21:20.320 --> 00:21:23.364 ... and it will become one of London's premier residences. 00:21:27.119 --> 00:21:28.452 Excuse me, gentlemen. 00:21:32.291 --> 00:21:33.916 What is it? 00:21:56.690 --> 00:21:58.733 Victor, Victor. 00:22:11.330 --> 00:22:13.414 - Yo, Archy. One Two. 00:22:13.582 --> 00:22:15.249 Hey, I got Lenny's bit of scratch. 00:22:15.417 --> 00:22:16.500 What, you got all of it? 00:22:16.668 --> 00:22:20.421 Yes, it's burning a hole in the floor, so come get it before it melts my boots. 00:22:20.589 --> 00:22:21.922 I'll come down to Speeler. 00:22:23.258 --> 00:22:24.508 Hold on. 00:22:24.676 --> 00:22:27.386 Gotta go, got another call. Len? 00:22:27.554 --> 00:22:30.264 Archy, the Russian didn't come through with the money. 00:22:30.432 --> 00:22:32.600 Don't worry about that, the Councillor can wait. 00:22:32.768 --> 00:22:34.101 I got some good news for you. 00:22:34.269 --> 00:22:37.104 One Two and Co. have come through with the scratch. 00:22:37.439 --> 00:22:39.648 - What, all of it? - So they say. 00:22:39.816 --> 00:22:41.359 Where'd they get that from, then? 00:22:41.526 --> 00:22:43.611 No idea. Ask no questions, you'd hear no lies. 00:22:43.779 --> 00:22:46.072 Listen, all I gotta do now is find your painting. 00:22:46.239 --> 00:22:47.615 Yeah, well, make sure you do find it. 00:22:48.950 --> 00:22:50.993 Oh, look, I've gotta go. There's another call. 00:22:51.161 --> 00:22:52.161 Hello? 00:22:52.329 --> 00:22:54.789 I have all my people waiting, Lenny. You can't let me down. 00:22:54.956 --> 00:22:57.792 It's a delay. That's all, Councillor, just a delay. 00:22:58.877 --> 00:23:00.461 Well, get back to me soon. 00:23:00.629 --> 00:23:02.338 Yeah, of course. 00:23:03.965 --> 00:23:05.383 Wanker. 00:23:06.551 --> 00:23:09.929 I shook your hand, I've nicked your rings. You didn't know that, did you? 00:23:10.847 --> 00:23:12.681 Yes, that's right. 00:23:15.352 --> 00:23:18.145 - I can't. Tell you what I'll do, I give you 50. Gary. 00:23:19.189 --> 00:23:20.231 See you. 00:23:20.399 --> 00:23:21.524 Hello, Archy. Hello. 00:23:21.691 --> 00:23:23.317 Come over here. 00:23:24.486 --> 00:23:26.278 Hello, Arch. What brings you down here? 00:23:26.446 --> 00:23:27.655 What do you want, tickets? 00:23:27.823 --> 00:23:29.448 I want the Tank. 00:23:29.616 --> 00:23:33.077 Right. Well, you won't see him on the cobbles, not this time of night. 00:23:33.245 --> 00:23:37.832 He don't like the cold, see? He's at the end of that street there. 00:23:37.999 --> 00:23:40.459 Tank runs the biggest ticket-tout organization... 00:23:40.627 --> 00:23:41.961 ...in the West End of London. 00:23:42.129 --> 00:23:45.589 He knows more about what moves on the streets than the rats themselves. 00:23:45.757 --> 00:23:50.010 Tank is a fortified world of disgusting information. 00:23:50.178 --> 00:23:52.763 A word. - Hello, Arch, what are you doing here? 00:23:53.473 --> 00:23:54.807 I need a word. 00:23:54.975 --> 00:23:56.934 Don't stand out there on the cobbles. 00:23:57.102 --> 00:23:58.144 Step into my world. 00:24:04.776 --> 00:24:07.570 Well, perhaps the birds and the... 00:24:07.737 --> 00:24:09.655 Great movie this, Arch. 00:24:09.823 --> 00:24:11.699 They've had it redone. 00:24:13.076 --> 00:24:15.035 Glorious picture. 00:24:15.495 --> 00:24:18.706 And the sound, well, it's exquisite. 00:24:19.791 --> 00:24:22.293 Could you turn it down a bit so we could have a word? 00:24:22.461 --> 00:24:23.878 Oh, where are my manners? 00:24:24.045 --> 00:24:25.880 Sorry, Arch. What do you want, tickets? 00:24:26.047 --> 00:24:28.799 Don't want tickets. I'm looking for a painting. 00:24:28.967 --> 00:24:31.385 A classic painting, been nicked out of Lenny's house. 00:24:31.553 --> 00:24:35.264 You got more feet on the street than coppers on the beat, so I want you to help. 00:24:35.432 --> 00:24:39.226 I'll tell you what, I'll leave you a little livener. 00:24:39.394 --> 00:24:42.021 Here's a couple of large to get some tongues wagging. 00:24:44.774 --> 00:24:47.026 - Yeah. MAN Master are you Fred? 00:24:47.194 --> 00:24:48.402 It is Fred. 00:24:48.570 --> 00:24:50.863 For years, there's been a well-hidden informer... 00:24:51.031 --> 00:24:53.699 ...that's sent us all down at one point or another. 00:24:53.867 --> 00:24:57.661 And now Bob is looking at a five-stretch due to this grass. 00:24:58.914 --> 00:25:02.583 So, tell me, Handsome, your mom can't be very happy. 00:25:02.751 --> 00:25:04.543 Not with you getting a five-stretch. 00:25:04.711 --> 00:25:07.171 Please, Fred, please, not again, yeah? 00:25:08.256 --> 00:25:10.674 I'm sorry, Bob. You know I don't mean to offend. 00:25:10.842 --> 00:25:13.135 But what makes the situation worse... 00:25:13.303 --> 00:25:18.682 ...is everybody knows this dirty fucking rat is still lurking somewhere among us. 00:25:18.850 --> 00:25:20.893 Evening, gentlemen. 00:25:22.062 --> 00:25:24.104 Oh, lovely hat, Fred, lovely. 00:25:24.272 --> 00:25:26.607 Who gives a fuck what you think? 00:25:26.775 --> 00:25:28.734 Okay, gentlemen, let's go. 00:25:29.778 --> 00:25:33.864 First, my colleague Paul will be modeling the gray wolf. 00:25:34.658 --> 00:25:37.451 I must apologize for my assistant's handicaps. 00:25:37.619 --> 00:25:41.455 He has unusually long arms and an alarmingly small neck. 00:25:41.623 --> 00:25:43.916 I agree it doesn't seem the right time of year... 00:25:44.084 --> 00:25:47.711 ... to be acquiring a coat with such thermal efficiency. 00:25:47.879 --> 00:25:49.505 It is the middle of fucking summer. 00:25:49.673 --> 00:25:52.424 However, Christmas is always around the corner. 00:25:52.592 --> 00:25:54.260 Where did you get these junkies, eh? 00:25:54.427 --> 00:25:56.011 What's this, a fucking double act? 00:25:56.179 --> 00:25:59.265 Get on with it, give us the price and then leave. 00:25:59.599 --> 00:26:02.810 All in good time, gentlemen, all in good time. 00:26:03.478 --> 00:26:05.813 Next up, we have a very much sought-after affair... 00:26:05.981 --> 00:26:09.733 ... seen in very, very glossy magazines. 00:26:10.277 --> 00:26:14.905 Junkies, as any junkie will tell you, are not to be trusted. 00:26:15.073 --> 00:26:18.617 They take what doesn't belong to them, not because they're thinking... 00:26:18.785 --> 00:26:20.244 ...but because they're junkies. 00:26:20.412 --> 00:26:22.454 What? It's only fire. 00:26:22.622 --> 00:26:24.957 Selling stolen fur coats in the middle of summer... 00:26:25.125 --> 00:26:27.668 ...would not seem peculiar to the average junkie mind. 00:26:29.170 --> 00:26:32.172 The famous but rare black bear. 00:26:33.508 --> 00:26:36.343 Found in the dark mountains of Siberian Calcutta. 00:26:36.511 --> 00:26:38.596 Get an eyeful of that stripe, gentlemen, eh? 00:26:38.763 --> 00:26:42.057 Oh, have a look, it's a 6-foot skunk, isn't it? 00:26:43.476 --> 00:26:47.813 And all of this could be yours for the staggeringly low.... 00:26:48.023 --> 00:26:49.481 - Yeah, hello. ARCHY It's Archy. 00:26:49.649 --> 00:26:51.358 - Hello, Arch, come up. - Open up. 00:26:51.526 --> 00:26:54.528 Come up, son. Right, you two, out of here, live-o. 00:26:54.696 --> 00:26:56.488 Come on, back door, fuck off. 00:26:56.656 --> 00:26:59.033 The Wild Bunch have had to put extra money on top... 00:26:59.200 --> 00:27:00.743 ...to ignite Lenny's contacts. 00:27:00.910 --> 00:27:03.537 And maybe, just maybe, Lenny's magic wand... 00:27:03.705 --> 00:27:07.875 ...can make Bob's legal paperwork mysteriously disappear. 00:27:08.043 --> 00:27:09.585 You all right, Fred? 00:27:09.753 --> 00:27:11.003 Arch. 00:27:11.171 --> 00:27:12.338 Mumbles. 00:27:12.505 --> 00:27:14.048 Arch. 00:27:14.382 --> 00:27:16.675 - Bob. Yeah, Archy. 00:27:16.843 --> 00:27:18.052 One Two. 00:27:18.219 --> 00:27:19.720 Arch. 00:27:20.180 --> 00:27:22.139 I see you brought your biggest gorilla with you. 00:27:23.850 --> 00:27:25.809 That's very unkind. 00:27:26.686 --> 00:27:28.729 You wanna be careful, One Two. 00:27:28.897 --> 00:27:31.732 You don't wanna catch another cold, do you? 00:27:33.443 --> 00:27:36.111 Speeler's a bit quiet today, Fred. 00:27:36.279 --> 00:27:37.321 Everything all right? 00:27:37.489 --> 00:27:39.490 It's good as gold, thanks, good as gold. 00:27:39.658 --> 00:27:41.075 Good. 00:27:43.828 --> 00:27:45.996 So come on, where is it? 00:27:46.581 --> 00:27:48.749 What, can't you smell it? 00:27:49.584 --> 00:27:50.751 No, I can't. 00:27:58.259 --> 00:27:59.927 Look at that, we could make a team. 00:28:00.095 --> 00:28:02.304 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Arch? 00:28:02.847 --> 00:28:05.307 Oh, by the way, this is for you. 00:28:05.475 --> 00:28:08.185 You buy yourself a new pair of football boots or something. 00:28:08.353 --> 00:28:09.853 Really? 00:28:10.021 --> 00:28:12.815 You ain't half a funny bastard, ain't you? 00:28:13.900 --> 00:28:15.609 Good night, ladies. 00:28:18.738 --> 00:28:22.408 URl: They say there are only two days you enjoy a boat. 00:28:22.867 --> 00:28:25.911 The day you buy it and the day you sell it. 00:28:26.663 --> 00:28:28.956 According to my figures, that sounds about right. 00:28:29.124 --> 00:28:30.541 What are you gonna do? 00:28:30.709 --> 00:28:32.459 Beauty is a cruel mistress. 00:28:32.627 --> 00:28:34.378 I must remember that line. 00:28:34.546 --> 00:28:36.046 Be my guest. 00:28:36.214 --> 00:28:38.757 - Can I pour you a glass? - No. 00:28:38.925 --> 00:28:40.050 Thank you. 00:28:41.302 --> 00:28:42.302 You know, I like you. 00:28:44.013 --> 00:28:45.472 I like the way you are. 00:28:45.640 --> 00:28:49.476 Always thinking about business, very professional. 00:28:50.562 --> 00:28:53.230 Well, that's what you pay me to be, isn't it? 00:28:53.773 --> 00:28:55.065 Tell me about your husband. 00:28:57.485 --> 00:28:58.777 My husband is a lawyer. 00:28:58.945 --> 00:29:00.946 I hear he's very good at what he does. 00:29:01.656 --> 00:29:03.615 Maybe we can have some work for him. 00:29:03.783 --> 00:29:07.995 Tell me, what do you do for fun? 00:29:12.751 --> 00:29:14.251 Have I offended you in some way? 00:29:15.420 --> 00:29:17.838 As you said, I'm a professional, you're my employer. 00:29:18.006 --> 00:29:21.175 So as long as it stays that way, why would I be offended? 00:29:23.052 --> 00:29:26.472 You see, Victor? This is what I am talking about. 00:29:26.848 --> 00:29:29.016 This is what I like about this country. 00:29:29.184 --> 00:29:30.350 They understand hierarchy. 00:29:30.518 --> 00:29:34.021 You do your job, I do mine, and everyone gets along. 00:29:34.606 --> 00:29:36.690 Now, back to business. 00:29:37.484 --> 00:29:39.026 We have had security problems. 00:29:39.652 --> 00:29:41.487 And to cut a long story short... 00:29:42.155 --> 00:29:45.699 ... I need another 7 million euros lost in the books. 00:29:46.284 --> 00:29:50.120 Mr. Omovich, I'm the best at what I do. 00:29:50.288 --> 00:29:52.122 I could certainly cover some of that money... 00:29:52.290 --> 00:29:53.332 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 00:29:53.500 --> 00:29:56.126 ... but even I can't hide 7 million from the tax man. 00:29:57.712 --> 00:29:59.421 But if you are so good.... 00:29:59.589 --> 00:30:01.340 You devil. 00:30:01.508 --> 00:30:02.674 Let me think about it. 00:30:03.718 --> 00:30:06.011 There are some options I've tried to leave open. 00:30:08.181 --> 00:30:09.765 Thank you. 00:30:26.658 --> 00:30:30.661 - Come on, Bobby boy, cheer up. - What have I got to cheer up about? 00:30:30.829 --> 00:30:32.955 I'll be locked up in an 8-by-10 tomorrow night. 00:30:33.122 --> 00:30:37.501 Bob, that's tomorrow night, okay? So tonight is takeoff time. 00:30:38.086 --> 00:30:41.255 And we have got a party planned for you, my man. 00:30:41.422 --> 00:30:44.341 We got a couple of grams of hurry up and four Jack the Rippers. 00:30:44.509 --> 00:30:46.218 We've got the Harris twins. 00:30:47.136 --> 00:30:50.681 Probably the most expensive escort girls ever to have escorted. 00:30:50.849 --> 00:30:52.599 Got the night off from the Russians... 00:30:52.767 --> 00:30:56.228 ... and they have been greased down just for the Bobski. 00:31:00.316 --> 00:31:04.570 - Okay, well, I see that cheered you up. - It's not that I'm not grateful, it's just.... 00:31:07.323 --> 00:31:08.365 What? It's just what? 00:31:09.450 --> 00:31:10.534 You wouldn't understand. 00:31:10.702 --> 00:31:12.744 Come on, Bobby boy, that's not fair. 00:31:12.912 --> 00:31:14.746 I'd understand anything coming from you. 00:31:17.625 --> 00:31:19.126 Would you? 00:31:20.086 --> 00:31:21.753 Bob, you're my best mate. 00:31:26.175 --> 00:31:28.969 You see, I don't want the strippers, One Two. 00:31:29.929 --> 00:31:31.388 Okay. 00:31:32.140 --> 00:31:33.891 I want you. 00:31:45.361 --> 00:31:47.446 Dirty bastard. 00:31:52.994 --> 00:31:54.286 You dirty bastard. 00:31:57.165 --> 00:31:59.291 Bob, I know all your girlfriends, all of them. 00:31:59.459 --> 00:32:02.002 I told you, you wouldn't understand. 00:32:02.170 --> 00:32:04.755 What, I wouldn't understand that you're a fucking homo? 00:32:06.007 --> 00:32:07.090 You're Handsome Bob. 00:32:07.258 --> 00:32:10.677 You're Handsome Bob, the fucking lady-killer, that's who you are. 00:32:10.845 --> 00:32:12.346 Do you hear me, Bob? 00:32:12.513 --> 00:32:15.766 I mean, I've had showers with you, man. You've seen my fucking cock. 00:32:15.934 --> 00:32:17.684 I should have just kept my mouth shut. 00:32:17.852 --> 00:32:19.937 Right, you should have kept your mouth shut. 00:32:20.104 --> 00:32:22.356 We should've just gone and done the strippers... 00:32:22.523 --> 00:32:24.191 ... like Handsome Bob would've done. 00:32:24.359 --> 00:32:26.693 You should drown the cat instead of letting it out. 00:32:26.861 --> 00:32:29.863 No, no, not you. Not fag Bob. 00:32:47.382 --> 00:32:50.717 I am so sorry. 00:32:54.013 --> 00:32:55.055 Well, I'm sorry. 00:32:55.223 --> 00:32:56.765 No, I'm sorry. 00:32:56.933 --> 00:32:59.017 - No, I'm sorry. - No, no, I'm sorry. 00:32:59.185 --> 00:33:01.895 No, I'm fucking sorry, Bob, all right? 00:33:02.063 --> 00:33:04.272 I went over the top a bit. 00:33:04.440 --> 00:33:07.067 And it was a bit of a fucking surprise, Bob. 00:33:07.235 --> 00:33:09.528 It was a bit of a broadside. 00:33:09.696 --> 00:33:11.363 It's fine. It's fine. 00:33:14.617 --> 00:33:17.119 Five years, you know. 00:33:17.787 --> 00:33:20.414 I don't know if I can handle it. 00:33:25.294 --> 00:33:28.547 I don't know what I was thinking, Bob. 00:33:28.965 --> 00:33:33.093 I mean, there's nothing wrong with being a poof or being a gay... 00:33:33.261 --> 00:33:37.097 ... or whatever it is you call it, I don't know. 00:33:37.765 --> 00:33:41.518 I mean, there's gonna be plenty of your lot in there. 00:33:41.811 --> 00:33:43.770 You'll probably love it. 00:33:45.940 --> 00:33:47.941 Oh, God. 00:33:53.281 --> 00:33:54.614 What-? 00:33:54.907 --> 00:33:57.617 What exactly is it that you...? 00:33:58.578 --> 00:34:02.497 That you wanna do to me, then, Bob? 00:34:05.084 --> 00:34:06.960 Tank, come in. 00:34:08.838 --> 00:34:09.880 You want a drink? 00:34:10.048 --> 00:34:13.633 No, thanks, Archy. Not till the sun's past the yard hour. 00:34:19.265 --> 00:34:22.893 Ooh. Nice office Lenny's got here, isn't it? 00:34:23.394 --> 00:34:26.897 Like that, Scandinavian pine posing as English oak. 00:34:27.065 --> 00:34:28.982 Nice touch, that. 00:34:29.650 --> 00:34:30.942 Ooh. 00:34:31.319 --> 00:34:33.445 - Whistler. - Come again? 00:34:33.613 --> 00:34:37.157 Nineteenth century, Beaufort Hunt, master of hounds. 00:34:37.492 --> 00:34:38.533 Is that right? 00:34:38.701 --> 00:34:42.204 You know a man's cultured when he's got a Whistler on the wall. 00:34:45.416 --> 00:34:46.917 Go on. 00:34:52.423 --> 00:34:55.217 Now, you know why they call me Tank, don't you, Archy? 00:34:55.384 --> 00:34:57.636 It's because you're a dirty, big black bastard. 00:34:57.804 --> 00:35:00.472 Think tank, Arch. 00:35:00.640 --> 00:35:02.516 Nothing gets past the old think tank. 00:35:02.850 --> 00:35:04.392 Nothing. 00:35:05.353 --> 00:35:09.189 So I thought I'd fire a few questions into the right direction. 00:35:09.357 --> 00:35:13.276 Thought I'd come see you because it looks like I got news about your painting. 00:35:13.444 --> 00:35:15.362 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 00:35:16.114 --> 00:35:19.157 Right, let me tell you how this works. 00:35:19.325 --> 00:35:22.494 You're going in the drink, and I'm gonna have a cup of tea. 00:35:22.662 --> 00:35:26.123 Beneath your feet is the famous river Thames. 00:35:27.041 --> 00:35:29.543 I just hope for your sakes you can hold your breath... 00:35:29.710 --> 00:35:31.878 ... for as long as it takes my kettle to boil. 00:35:32.046 --> 00:35:35.632 After that, I'm gonna ask you a question, just one question. 00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:37.509 You're gonna give me a name. 00:35:37.677 --> 00:35:39.010 And if it's the right name... 00:35:39.178 --> 00:35:42.222 ... I'm gonna send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. 00:35:42.390 --> 00:35:46.893 If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish. 00:35:47.061 --> 00:35:49.729 They're American, these crayfish. 00:35:49.897 --> 00:35:51.022 Big, hungry bastards. 00:35:51.190 --> 00:35:54.192 And like most things American, they've eaten the natives... 00:35:54.360 --> 00:35:57.237 ... but they've still got room for more. 00:35:57.405 --> 00:35:58.572 Show him one, Charlie. 00:36:01.659 --> 00:36:04.119 All right, see you, enjoy. 00:36:05.830 --> 00:36:09.124 No, no, no. They got money. 00:36:09.292 --> 00:36:11.334 They stole the fucking money. 00:36:11.502 --> 00:36:14.171 I swear, I wouldn't fucking lie to you, please. 00:36:14.338 --> 00:36:16.047 No, no, no. 00:36:16.215 --> 00:36:17.299 Oh, stop, stop. 00:36:17.466 --> 00:36:19.467 No, don't. 00:36:19.635 --> 00:36:23.096 The American crayfish was introduced in the '20s. 00:36:23.264 --> 00:36:25.599 A guest, if you like. 00:36:25.892 --> 00:36:29.936 And like most guests having a good time, they didn't wanna leave. 00:36:30.104 --> 00:36:31.605 Next 50 years... 00:36:31.772 --> 00:36:35.984 ... they consumed all the local crayfish, wiped them out. 00:36:37.278 --> 00:36:41.907 And then, they started eating each other. 00:36:44.076 --> 00:36:46.828 That's the thing about greed, Arch. 00:36:47.163 --> 00:36:49.206 It's blind. 00:36:51.292 --> 00:36:53.627 And it doesn't know when to stop. 00:36:55.046 --> 00:36:57.130 That's why I'm here. 00:36:58.799 --> 00:37:00.634 To keep order. 00:37:01.636 --> 00:37:03.803 Danny, hose him down. 00:37:23.491 --> 00:37:27.786 Right, who's got that painting? One name. 00:37:28.287 --> 00:37:29.788 Johnny. 00:37:30.456 --> 00:37:31.498 Johnny Quid. 00:37:33.167 --> 00:37:36.419 The singer from the group, the Quid Lickers. 00:37:36.587 --> 00:37:38.880 This hasn't worked, has it? 00:37:39.465 --> 00:37:42.342 - How can a dead man sell you a painting? - No, he's not dead. 00:37:42.510 --> 00:37:46.179 He's not dead, he just tried selling us that painting and he changed his mind. 00:37:46.347 --> 00:37:49.307 - He's got, like, an obsession with it. - Oh, for fuck's sake. 00:37:49.475 --> 00:37:51.434 Archy, put him back in before I shoot him. 00:37:51.602 --> 00:37:54.229 No, please, I know who he is. We went to school together. 00:37:54.397 --> 00:37:55.438 I wouldn't lie to you. 00:37:55.606 --> 00:37:57.816 I don't lie. I've never lied in my life. 00:37:57.984 --> 00:38:00.277 Now, please just let me go. I don't wanna get.... 00:38:04.949 --> 00:38:06.700 Len, can I have a word? 00:38:06.867 --> 00:38:09.035 I really wouldn't lie to you. 00:38:15.584 --> 00:38:18.712 - Your boy ain't dead, is he? - Don't you dare call him my boy. 00:38:18.879 --> 00:38:23.216 Oh, you know what I mean. Your ex's boy, your stepson. 00:38:23.926 --> 00:38:26.052 He had a set of keys to the house, didn't he? 00:38:26.220 --> 00:38:28.805 He just won't fucking die, that cockroach. 00:38:28.973 --> 00:38:32.309 That junkie's seen more funerals than a fucking undertaker, he's poison. 00:38:32.476 --> 00:38:36.521 I tell you, the next world war will have his name written all over it. 00:38:38.733 --> 00:38:40.775 Look, you go see... 00:38:40.943 --> 00:38:44.946 ... if you can find them two flash idiots that used to be his manager. 00:38:45.114 --> 00:38:46.948 What are they called? 00:38:47.575 --> 00:38:48.908 Greek and Minnie? 00:38:49.076 --> 00:38:51.411 - Roman and Mickey. - Yeah, whatever. 00:38:51.579 --> 00:38:55.582 Because if anybody can find that smoking crack pipe, they can. 00:38:55.875 --> 00:38:59.002 No, you're not listening to what I'm saying. That's exactly what I do. 00:38:59.170 --> 00:39:02.005 The dry ice, Mickey. I need the fucking dry ice. 00:39:02.173 --> 00:39:03.923 My show just doesn't work without it. 00:39:04.091 --> 00:39:05.383 Hold on a second. 00:39:05.551 --> 00:39:08.261 If you would've asked me yesterday for dry ice... 00:39:08.429 --> 00:39:10.972 ... I would've got the driest ice the world could find... 00:39:11.140 --> 00:39:12.557 ... but you didn't ask me. 00:39:12.725 --> 00:39:15.727 You asked me for two cases of Johnnie Walker Black Label... 00:39:15.895 --> 00:39:18.938 ... and four ladies of the pole, and I got them for you, didn't I? 00:39:19.106 --> 00:39:20.440 Yes. 00:39:20.608 --> 00:39:22.400 Yes, you did, I do confess. 00:39:22.568 --> 00:39:28.531 But, Mickey, you are the manager, I'm the rocker. 00:39:28.699 --> 00:39:32.202 You got on the hat. Why don't you just pull something out of it? 00:39:32.370 --> 00:39:34.746 My hat is deep and full of magic. 00:39:34.914 --> 00:39:38.750 I got rabbits, handkerchiefs and ladies of the pole drinking Black Label. 00:39:39.126 --> 00:39:41.294 I got smoke machines, bubble machines... 00:39:41.462 --> 00:39:46.049 ... I even got love marines, and still the hat goes deeper. 00:39:46.634 --> 00:39:47.884 All right? 00:39:48.260 --> 00:39:50.720 But there ain't no motherfucking dry ice. 00:39:50.888 --> 00:39:52.514 Okay. 00:39:52.848 --> 00:39:54.641 You made your point. 00:39:55.309 --> 00:39:59.396 But tomorrow, might be quite nice to have some dry ice. 00:40:01.982 --> 00:40:03.983 - You read this? - What? 00:40:04.151 --> 00:40:07.487 "Singer extraordinaire, Johnny Quid fell off a boat," they said. 00:40:07.655 --> 00:40:10.407 "Missing, assumed dead," they say. 00:40:10.574 --> 00:40:11.950 Our Johnny? 00:40:12.118 --> 00:40:16.079 How many rock stars by the name Johnny Quid do you think there are in the universe? 00:40:16.247 --> 00:40:18.581 Only thing he fell off is his junkie spoon. 00:40:18.749 --> 00:40:21.251 He's no deader than them shoes you got on. 00:40:21.419 --> 00:40:24.504 He'll be gearing himself up, happy as a clam in a fisherman's net. 00:40:24.672 --> 00:40:26.047 June, how dead is Johnny? 00:40:26.215 --> 00:40:28.758 If he's dead, that's the third time this year. 00:40:30.010 --> 00:40:31.803 Rockers like that never die. 00:40:34.390 --> 00:40:37.142 They just wither and give me pain. 00:41:01.876 --> 00:41:04.586 Now, listen to me, boy. Listen. 00:41:04.753 --> 00:41:07.630 I never did like you, neither did your real dad. 00:41:07.798 --> 00:41:08.840 You're a reject. 00:41:09.008 --> 00:41:12.719 A wrong and a fucking fairy in the mirror that I inherited from your mom. 00:41:12.887 --> 00:41:15.638 But she ain't with us no more, so it's just you and me. 00:41:15.806 --> 00:41:18.141 Now, next week, you're going back to school. 00:41:18.309 --> 00:41:21.769 The most expensive fucking school in this country, I might add. 00:41:21.937 --> 00:41:23.813 And then you'll be gone for a whole term. 00:41:23.981 --> 00:41:29.444 In the meantime, show some gratitude and keep the fucking music down. 00:42:18.786 --> 00:42:20.745 Go on, John. 00:42:20.913 --> 00:42:22.580 Jog it on. 00:42:24.208 --> 00:42:26.125 I can't, Pete. 00:42:26.585 --> 00:42:28.253 The painting's got me. 00:42:28.420 --> 00:42:30.588 That's what art does to you, Pete. It gets you. 00:42:30.756 --> 00:42:33.508 You'd get a good few notes for that. 00:42:34.760 --> 00:42:37.971 - You wouldn't understand. - Why not? 00:42:38.138 --> 00:42:41.057 Because you are street scum, Pete. 00:42:41.225 --> 00:42:44.269 You're in need of a good education. That's what you need. 00:42:44.436 --> 00:42:46.771 But your dad didn't give a shit about you, did he? 00:42:46.939 --> 00:42:48.815 And that's why you're on the gear. 00:42:48.983 --> 00:42:51.651 The gear is your surrogate father. 00:42:51.819 --> 00:42:55.321 Leave off, John. What, is this shrink time? 00:42:56.740 --> 00:42:59.534 Come on, Pedro. 00:43:00.494 --> 00:43:04.622 I'm your sponsor, doctor. 00:43:04.790 --> 00:43:08.251 I'll be your dad if you feel a bit of regression coming on. 00:43:08.836 --> 00:43:12.171 But first, we need a drink in our hands. 00:43:14.842 --> 00:43:18.970 My dad used to make me watch Bonanza every Sunday after church. 00:43:19.388 --> 00:43:21.431 Well, that's got to have done some damage. 00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:24.851 - All those guns, nuns and cowboys. - You think? 00:43:25.019 --> 00:43:26.436 It wasn't all bad. 00:43:26.604 --> 00:43:28.354 He sometimes made me laugh too. 00:43:28.522 --> 00:43:30.690 Well, now we're onto something. 00:43:30.858 --> 00:43:32.525 Did he ever interfere with you? 00:43:33.027 --> 00:43:35.695 You know, touch you inappropriate-like. 00:43:36.280 --> 00:43:38.114 He tickled me, if that's what you mean. 00:43:38.282 --> 00:43:41.492 In psychological circles, there's a technical term for that scenario. 00:43:41.869 --> 00:43:43.369 There is? 00:43:43.537 --> 00:43:45.830 Monsteroustickalotis. 00:43:45.998 --> 00:43:47.540 You what? 00:43:47.958 --> 00:43:49.542 Your dad was a tickling monster. 00:43:51.378 --> 00:43:52.962 Oi, that's my drink. 00:43:53.714 --> 00:43:55.381 Fuck you, sing-along. 00:43:55.549 --> 00:43:57.550 You're no help, and stop calling me Pedro. 00:43:57.968 --> 00:43:59.218 Oi. 00:44:01.430 --> 00:44:02.472 Come on then, boy. 00:44:02.640 --> 00:44:06.225 I'll have you and your girlfriends. I'll do the lot of youse. 00:44:07.895 --> 00:44:10.563 Do I not look like a pothouse? Six foot down the bar. 00:44:10.731 --> 00:44:14.400 Go on, jog on, walk on, goodbye, bon voyage, fuck off. 00:44:20.157 --> 00:44:22.075 - Was I good or what, Pete? - Yeah. 00:44:22.242 --> 00:44:23.910 It's all in the eyes. 00:44:24.078 --> 00:44:26.245 Junkies, I shit them. 00:44:39.551 --> 00:44:41.386 Roman, Mickey. 00:44:41.553 --> 00:44:46.265 I tried to stop them, but they couldn't be stopped. 00:44:46.433 --> 00:44:49.560 - I think they just wanted- - Just wanted to have a chat. 00:44:49.728 --> 00:44:51.646 I'm sorry, Mickey. 00:44:51.980 --> 00:44:54.399 Yeah, don't worry about it, June. 00:44:54.566 --> 00:44:56.567 Why don't you go have another lunch? 00:44:56.944 --> 00:44:59.362 Come over here, babe. We can have it together. 00:45:00.406 --> 00:45:02.782 Yeah, sorry to intrude. 00:45:03.242 --> 00:45:05.118 They call this a litchi, don't they? 00:45:05.285 --> 00:45:06.619 Litchi. 00:45:06.787 --> 00:45:08.621 Litchi, litchi. 00:45:15.629 --> 00:45:16.963 Mm. 00:45:17.131 --> 00:45:19.716 It's tasty and exotic. 00:45:20.134 --> 00:45:21.259 A bit like your June. 00:45:22.970 --> 00:45:24.470 Thanks. 00:45:28.183 --> 00:45:29.475 Can we help you? 00:45:29.643 --> 00:45:31.894 Yeah. You got an act called the Quid Lickers. 00:45:32.062 --> 00:45:34.021 We did, yeah. 00:45:39.153 --> 00:45:42.655 And there's a singer called Johnny Quid. 00:45:42.823 --> 00:45:44.449 There was. 00:45:44.616 --> 00:45:47.660 Well, I'd like to see Mr. Quid. 00:45:47.828 --> 00:45:50.538 I'd like to see him too, but that's gonna be tricky. 00:45:50.706 --> 00:45:52.039 According to the papers... 00:45:52.207 --> 00:45:54.834 ... the only songs Mr. Quid's gonna be singing are hymns. 00:45:55.002 --> 00:45:56.836 And I shed a tear. 00:45:57.004 --> 00:46:02.216 I shed a tear for all those bone tops that read the papers and believe that shit. 00:46:02.676 --> 00:46:05.052 But did you see his body? 00:46:05.220 --> 00:46:07.221 Did you see him smacked up and cracked up... 00:46:07.389 --> 00:46:10.099 ... with his tongue on his chin and his cock in his hand... 00:46:10.267 --> 00:46:12.894 ... swinging from the rafters like a real RocknRolla? 00:46:13.061 --> 00:46:14.687 No, you didn't, did you? 00:46:14.855 --> 00:46:17.482 And nobody else fucking did either, did they? 00:46:17.649 --> 00:46:19.692 Because he ain't dead. 00:46:19.860 --> 00:46:23.488 He's alive, alive-o somewhere, selling cockles and mussels... 00:46:23.655 --> 00:46:26.699 ... and a very important painting that doesn't belong to him. 00:46:27.826 --> 00:46:30.369 I'm sorry, what does this have to do with us? 00:46:30.871 --> 00:46:35.208 You have 12 licenses within a jurisdiction which I control. 00:46:35.375 --> 00:46:37.668 So if you wanna play on, do what I tell you. 00:46:41.131 --> 00:46:43.090 I can tell what you're thinking now. 00:46:43.258 --> 00:46:44.967 Well, there's not much you can't do. 00:46:45.135 --> 00:46:47.512 Slow down, Tinkerbell. 00:46:49.556 --> 00:46:52.725 You'll never sing the same If your teeth ain't your own 00:46:56.230 --> 00:46:59.524 Wait, so you guys are gonna take care of him? 00:46:59.691 --> 00:47:02.026 What do you think we are, gangsters? 00:47:02.736 --> 00:47:04.070 That's not my style. 00:47:04.571 --> 00:47:07.990 So do us all a favor before you catch a cold. 00:47:14.206 --> 00:47:15.581 There he is. 00:47:16.083 --> 00:47:17.917 You were missed in court this morning. 00:47:18.085 --> 00:47:19.544 Not very compassionate, is it? 00:47:19.711 --> 00:47:21.879 Not turning up to your amigo's funeral. 00:47:22.256 --> 00:47:25.758 Yeah, everyone else was there, except you. 00:47:26.218 --> 00:47:28.302 And I got the feeling that the only person... 00:47:28.470 --> 00:47:31.722 ... that Handsome really wanted to see there was you. 00:47:34.268 --> 00:47:36.394 All right, well, what are you saying, Fred? 00:47:36.562 --> 00:47:39.438 What the fuck are you getting at? Come on, out with it. 00:47:39.606 --> 00:47:41.607 Whoa, leave it. 00:47:42.150 --> 00:47:44.443 We all know how much you loved Bob. 00:47:45.696 --> 00:47:48.364 What exactly do you mean, loved Bob? 00:47:48.991 --> 00:47:50.491 Guess who. 00:47:51.326 --> 00:47:53.327 Prosecution lost the paperwork. I'm offski. 00:47:53.495 --> 00:47:54.704 Case is closed. 00:47:59.793 --> 00:48:01.586 Five years. 00:48:07.634 --> 00:48:09.969 You're supposed to be in fucking... 00:48:10.137 --> 00:48:12.430 One Two, phone for you. 00:48:17.311 --> 00:48:20.229 Someone lose a bit of paperwork, did they, One Two? 00:48:20.397 --> 00:48:22.732 - Very clever. - Yeah, well, next time, you remember. 00:48:22.900 --> 00:48:26.068 That's exactly why you pay Lenny, understood? 00:48:26.236 --> 00:48:28.404 - All right. - Good. 00:48:32.993 --> 00:48:34.452 How did you get this number? 00:48:34.620 --> 00:48:36.495 Oh, I can get any number. 00:48:36.663 --> 00:48:38.164 I work with numbers, don't I? 00:48:38.832 --> 00:48:41.918 One point for initiative, and two to tell me what's on your mind. 00:48:43.003 --> 00:48:46.005 My old man's having a party tonight, and he needs some smarties. 00:48:46.173 --> 00:48:48.633 It's a liberty, but I thought you might know someone. 00:48:48.800 --> 00:48:51.510 - Sorry, not my thing. - And I've got a bit of work for you. 00:48:52.137 --> 00:48:55.348 You can bring your friends. Lots of interesting people there. 00:48:55.515 --> 00:48:58.684 - Rich and famous, great and the good. - All right. 00:48:59.436 --> 00:49:01.437 Let me see what I can do. 00:49:05.484 --> 00:49:06.859 VICTOR SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN] 00:49:30.759 --> 00:49:32.385 Okay? 00:49:45.774 --> 00:49:49.151 Yeah, a nice drop of whiskey. That, I must say. 00:49:49.319 --> 00:49:51.362 I suppose you're wondering why you are here. 00:49:51.530 --> 00:49:55.074 Well, I assume you just wanted to check that everything was kosher my end. 00:49:55.242 --> 00:49:58.119 I was surprised when you didn't come through... 00:49:58.286 --> 00:49:59.578 ... at the appropriate time. 00:49:59.746 --> 00:50:02.540 But then, I reckon you must have your reasons. 00:50:02.708 --> 00:50:03.749 I understand that. 00:50:03.917 --> 00:50:06.752 And I wouldn't like things to go wrong either... 00:50:06.920 --> 00:50:09.964 ... which brings me conveniently to my next point. 00:50:10.424 --> 00:50:12.925 Ever since the painting, you know, my lucky painting... 00:50:13.093 --> 00:50:19.181 ... hasn't been hanging on my wall, things have not been so lucky. 00:50:19.349 --> 00:50:22.810 I know this is a rude request because we have not concluded our business... 00:50:22.978 --> 00:50:26.605 ... but I feel as though I need it. 00:50:27.024 --> 00:50:28.315 Yeah. 00:50:34.281 --> 00:50:37.116 Fucking hell. He's given you that bar tan again. 00:50:37.284 --> 00:50:40.369 - You wanna lay off that vodka. - Shut up, Arch. 00:50:40.537 --> 00:50:43.080 Everything all right? - No, it fucking ain't all right. 00:50:43.248 --> 00:50:45.833 He wants his painting back. His lucky painting. 00:50:46.001 --> 00:50:47.460 Painting? 00:50:48.128 --> 00:50:50.796 - That is a bit of a problem. - You should've seen his eyes. 00:50:50.964 --> 00:50:54.091 I swear, they changed color. They went fucking red. 00:50:55.093 --> 00:50:58.012 They don't care whose soil they're on, this lot. 00:50:58.346 --> 00:51:01.015 They could buy up half of London without breaking a sweat. 00:51:01.183 --> 00:51:02.224 You're small-time. 00:51:02.392 --> 00:51:04.310 They click their fingers, we'd be ether. 00:51:04.478 --> 00:51:08.272 You speak to me like that again, I'll cut your fucking tongue out. 00:51:08.440 --> 00:51:11.108 I run this town. You got that? 00:51:11.276 --> 00:51:12.818 Me. 00:51:13.945 --> 00:51:17.156 Anyone who thinks he's rude enough, let him raise a finger... 00:51:17.324 --> 00:51:21.160 ... because I'll tear his fucking arm off. 00:51:22.162 --> 00:51:25.164 Do you understand that, Archy, do you? 00:51:25.540 --> 00:51:27.500 Yeah, yeah, I understand that. 00:51:30.003 --> 00:51:32.171 How about that? 00:51:32.339 --> 00:51:35.132 Johnny Quid's daddy. Mm. 00:51:36.093 --> 00:51:38.552 How did that go under the radar? 00:51:39.221 --> 00:51:40.387 Why doesn't anybody know? 00:51:40.555 --> 00:51:43.182 Would you want anyone to know if that was your dad? 00:51:43.350 --> 00:51:46.185 Would we have signed him if we would've known? 00:51:46.520 --> 00:51:48.187 I know what. 00:51:48.355 --> 00:51:52.149 We better give that man something, anything. 00:51:52.317 --> 00:51:56.028 A bed that's been slept in, a bone for his dog, some token of effort. 00:51:56.196 --> 00:52:00.116 If you want to find Johnny, you have to see Cookie. 00:52:06.289 --> 00:52:07.790 Who are you? 00:52:08.750 --> 00:52:10.751 My name's Cookie. 00:52:11.253 --> 00:52:12.378 You must be with Stella. 00:52:12.796 --> 00:52:14.130 No, we're the SWAT team. 00:52:15.048 --> 00:52:16.507 Well, you better get swatting. 00:52:21.221 --> 00:52:22.721 This is gonna be a scream. 00:52:22.889 --> 00:52:24.223 Tallyho. 00:52:24.391 --> 00:52:26.684 COOKIE: Fred, get them in. Come here. 00:52:26.852 --> 00:52:29.937 Why me? - Because you look like one of them. 00:52:30.397 --> 00:52:33.190 Take that chewing gum off your feet before you start dancing. 00:52:33.358 --> 00:52:34.733 Follow me, boys. 00:52:40.782 --> 00:52:43.284 So who the man? 00:52:43.451 --> 00:52:46.162 - Cookie, I think that's your cue. Who's got the gear? 00:52:46.329 --> 00:52:48.080 Think I'll have a little dance first. 00:52:48.248 --> 00:52:51.333 - Fred, you fancy it? Yeah, go on. 00:52:53.670 --> 00:52:55.713 Look at the girls. 00:52:59.176 --> 00:53:02.052 Excuse me, darling. What the fuck are you doing here, Bob? 00:53:02.470 --> 00:53:05.347 Well, all the boys were coming, and I didn't have any plans. 00:53:05.515 --> 00:53:07.266 I thought I was gonna be locked up. 00:53:07.434 --> 00:53:09.226 So I thought I'd come and celebrate. 00:53:09.603 --> 00:53:12.771 - Do you fucking mind? - Of course I fucking mind, Bob. 00:53:13.148 --> 00:53:15.566 What happened last night, okay, between you and I... 00:53:15.734 --> 00:53:17.776 ... that's our little secret, all right? 00:53:18.195 --> 00:53:21.280 It happened because you're supposed to be going to prison today. 00:53:21.448 --> 00:53:24.783 If you tell anybody about what happened last night, anybody... 00:53:26.953 --> 00:53:29.747 - Oh, good evening, gentlemen. Hi. 00:53:29.915 --> 00:53:31.707 - Fuck- - Help yourselves to drinks. 00:53:31.875 --> 00:53:33.292 Okay, definitely, yeah. 00:53:36.463 --> 00:53:37.796 - Go that way. - She's nice. 00:53:37.964 --> 00:53:39.381 Go that way. 00:53:41.384 --> 00:53:44.803 Then I'm like, "Bertie, take a Quaalude," you know what I mean? 00:53:46.765 --> 00:53:48.224 All right. 00:53:50.310 --> 00:53:51.894 Drink? 00:53:52.062 --> 00:53:54.271 - Dance? - You're a dancer? 00:53:55.148 --> 00:53:56.899 Am I a dancer? 00:53:57.067 --> 00:53:59.318 Shall we set the record straight? 00:53:59.486 --> 00:54:03.572 See, my dad was a dancer, and his dad before him. 00:54:03.740 --> 00:54:08.035 So finally, it percolated through the old DNA. 00:54:11.539 --> 00:54:13.290 You're not joining me? 00:54:14.292 --> 00:54:15.668 Sure. 00:54:15.835 --> 00:54:17.753 I like to dance. 00:54:34.729 --> 00:54:35.854 No. 00:54:36.022 --> 00:54:38.691 I'm Bertie. It's my party. 00:54:38.858 --> 00:54:40.526 So you're part of the Wild Bunch? 00:54:40.694 --> 00:54:43.028 Stella says you're dangerous. 00:54:44.948 --> 00:54:45.990 I am dangerous. 00:55:03.300 --> 00:55:06.385 Is your friend part of the Wild Bunch? 00:55:06.553 --> 00:55:07.553 No. 00:55:08.221 --> 00:55:09.513 He is the Wild Bunch. 00:55:23.903 --> 00:55:26.196 - I know all about your type. - Oh, yeah? 00:55:26.364 --> 00:55:28.824 - How's that, then? - I'm a criminal lawyer. 00:55:28.992 --> 00:55:32.494 And I know a secret about your part of town. 00:55:32.662 --> 00:55:34.371 What's that, then, Bertie? 00:55:34.539 --> 00:55:37.249 You have an informer in your neck of the woods. 00:55:38.585 --> 00:55:40.336 What's his name? 00:55:40.503 --> 00:55:42.755 You have to pay for secrets. 00:55:42.922 --> 00:55:45.758 Now, now, that's not very nice, is it? 00:55:47.260 --> 00:55:48.761 What's your price? 00:55:48.928 --> 00:55:53.599 And remember, I am dangerous. 00:55:53.767 --> 00:55:56.852 I want to meet the Wild Bunch. 00:56:01.066 --> 00:56:03.400 See that man sitting on the sofa? 00:56:03.568 --> 00:56:05.611 Oh, the queen who's screwing me out. - Yeah. 00:56:05.779 --> 00:56:07.946 - It's a bit hard to miss him. - Do me a favor. 00:56:08.114 --> 00:56:11.200 - Go and chat him up, will you? - Fuck off, who do you think I am? 00:56:11.368 --> 00:56:14.703 No, no, he's a bigtime lawyer who reckons he knows about an informer... 00:56:14.871 --> 00:56:16.121 ... in our part of town. 00:56:16.289 --> 00:56:17.956 Now, you were facing a five-stretch. 00:56:18.124 --> 00:56:20.501 And I figured you might be interested, ain't it? 00:56:22.253 --> 00:56:23.921 Mm-hm. 00:56:28.218 --> 00:56:29.259 - Hey. - How you doing? 00:56:29.427 --> 00:56:30.469 All right. 00:56:30.637 --> 00:56:32.971 - So we got another job on again. - Yeah? 00:56:33.139 --> 00:56:34.264 Same one as before. 00:56:34.432 --> 00:56:37.768 Cor, it's all going down in here. It's the den of iniquity, I tell you. 00:56:37.936 --> 00:56:39.603 I hear you have a secret. 00:56:39.771 --> 00:56:41.980 And by the looks of you, you have more than one. 00:56:42.148 --> 00:56:44.108 I don't want to talk about work. 00:56:44.275 --> 00:56:49.154 If you tell me who this informer is, then we can talk about anything you want. 00:56:49.739 --> 00:56:52.157 I gotta get myself a breath of fresh air. Catch you- 00:56:52.325 --> 00:56:54.785 Oi, One Two, I owe you one. 00:56:54.953 --> 00:56:58.914 This lot are doing more bugle than a brass section. 00:56:59.290 --> 00:57:01.917 - I'm happy for you, Cookie. - Yeah. 00:57:07.757 --> 00:57:11.635 If he's an informer, you'll have his depositions, poems. 00:57:11.803 --> 00:57:15.973 My, my, not just a pretty face. 00:57:16.683 --> 00:57:18.684 How'd you know about those sort of things? 00:57:19.185 --> 00:57:20.519 Give me your mobile. 00:57:21.020 --> 00:57:22.271 - What? - You heard me. 00:57:22.439 --> 00:57:23.981 Do as you're told. 00:57:27.735 --> 00:57:29.153 Ooh. 00:57:30.155 --> 00:57:31.697 That's nice. 00:57:33.533 --> 00:57:39.079 Here, we'll go for a drink next week, and I'll tell you all about it. 00:57:41.916 --> 00:57:44.251 All I need is some paperwork. 00:57:48.965 --> 00:57:51.049 Wait up, sing-along. 00:57:52.886 --> 00:57:54.636 Where's the rush? 00:57:54.804 --> 00:57:55.971 All right. 00:57:56.347 --> 00:57:58.557 - What's wrong? - Get that Archy on the phone. 00:57:58.725 --> 00:58:00.684 - I think we got a problem. - What? 00:58:00.852 --> 00:58:03.103 How much is it gonna cost if we shut down tonight? 00:58:03.271 --> 00:58:05.355 - Eleven thousand, three hundred- - All right. 00:58:05.523 --> 00:58:07.357 Go out there and see what's going down. 00:58:17.785 --> 00:58:20.871 You, what do you think you're doing? 00:58:21.039 --> 00:58:22.915 What do you think? We're trying to get in. 00:58:23.082 --> 00:58:24.541 Go home, wasters. 00:58:24.709 --> 00:58:28.420 - It costs money to get in here. - Yes, I'm aware of that, my good man. 00:58:28.588 --> 00:58:30.005 Mr. Archy. 00:58:30.715 --> 00:58:33.091 No, you can't shut us down. We got an act on. 00:58:33.259 --> 00:58:36.386 - And I'm interested? - We got a band on-stage right now. 00:58:36.554 --> 00:58:37.763 - Find him. - I understand. 00:58:37.931 --> 00:58:41.266 Listen, but I have to keep the club open. You hear that shit? 00:58:41.434 --> 00:58:42.643 Run along, junkies. 00:58:42.810 --> 00:58:45.437 Oi, lookie but no touchy. 00:58:46.105 --> 00:58:47.564 Get off of him, you slag. 00:58:47.732 --> 00:58:50.400 He is absolute class. 00:58:54.781 --> 00:58:57.950 I gotta keep the club open. We got 400 people in here. 00:59:03.873 --> 00:59:05.832 Leave it, John. I'm happy. 00:59:06.000 --> 00:59:08.961 I'm all right down here, mate. Let's call it a night, eh? 00:59:09.128 --> 00:59:12.297 - I'll fucking show him happy. - Oh, no. 00:59:24.644 --> 00:59:25.978 Fancy some more talent, boy? 00:59:26.854 --> 00:59:29.523 I'd like to make a complaint. What's your name? 00:59:29.691 --> 00:59:33.402 Jog on, boy, before I grind your bones to make my bread. 01:00:23.703 --> 01:00:25.329 Night, night. 01:00:26.706 --> 01:00:28.332 - Fucking mutt. MICKEY: Look at this, man. 01:00:28.499 --> 01:00:31.335 - It's a damn revolution going on outside. - No shit. 01:00:31.502 --> 01:00:35.130 If we wanna keep our license and the lights on, we gotta go find Cookie. 01:00:41.638 --> 01:00:44.640 We'll put rock salt in the shells, stick them in the revolver. 01:00:44.807 --> 01:00:48.143 If they get large, we'll bang a couple into them, should slow them down. 01:00:48.311 --> 01:00:49.978 And they won't know the difference. 01:00:50.146 --> 01:00:53.065 And then Bob's our driver, and- 01:00:53.232 --> 01:00:55.859 - I don't wanna use Bob. - What? 01:00:56.027 --> 01:00:57.986 - I don't want to use Bob. - He's our driver. 01:00:58.154 --> 01:01:00.447 The Wild Bunch is not complete without the driver. 01:01:00.615 --> 01:01:01.990 No. 01:01:02.575 --> 01:01:04.493 What's happened between you and Bob, then? 01:01:08.414 --> 01:01:13.251 Mumbles, there is something about Bob that I don't think you know. 01:01:13.419 --> 01:01:15.754 What's that, then? That he's a poof? 01:01:16.756 --> 01:01:20.217 - How the fuck did you know that? - Come on, everyone knows he's a flamer. 01:01:20.385 --> 01:01:24.012 You're the only one that doesn't. No. He likes the boys. 01:01:24.180 --> 01:01:26.098 It's sausage and beans all day long, mate. 01:01:26.265 --> 01:01:28.100 What the fuck are you talking about? 01:01:29.435 --> 01:01:32.729 - Did he make a pass at you? - Yes, he fucking did. 01:01:32.897 --> 01:01:34.481 So, what's the problem? 01:01:34.649 --> 01:01:37.359 It was supposed to be his last night. You took care of him. 01:01:37.527 --> 01:01:40.612 That's what friends do for one another. Well done. 01:01:41.114 --> 01:01:42.906 And I won't tell the chaps. 01:01:45.284 --> 01:01:47.953 What the fuck do you mean? You won't tell the chaps what? 01:01:49.122 --> 01:01:51.123 So, what did you do? Did you suck his-? 01:01:51.290 --> 01:01:53.291 Hey, hey, that's enough, all right? 01:01:54.460 --> 01:01:57.337 What the fuck is going on here? 01:01:57.672 --> 01:01:59.047 What? Did you suck his-? 01:01:59.215 --> 01:02:01.383 - You must have touched him. - No. 01:02:01.551 --> 01:02:03.093 Hold on. 01:02:05.304 --> 01:02:07.639 I'm not gay, all right, Mumbles? 01:02:10.226 --> 01:02:12.644 He just asked if I wanted a dance, that's all. 01:02:15.982 --> 01:02:17.232 Was it a slow dance? 01:02:26.033 --> 01:02:27.909 What has he done to me? 01:02:28.077 --> 01:02:31.413 Mr. One Two, I think there is something you should know about our Bob. 01:02:32.457 --> 01:02:35.208 Who do you think looked after your mom before she died... 01:02:35.376 --> 01:02:37.961 ... when you was doing a two-stretch? 01:02:38.129 --> 01:02:40.505 Because it wasn't me, and I'm your best fucking pal. 01:02:40.673 --> 01:02:42.132 No, it was Bob. 01:02:42.300 --> 01:02:46.845 Bob was around there six times a week making sure she was looked after. 01:02:47.013 --> 01:02:51.641 You tore your mom's heart out when you went away. Bob did his best to put it back. 01:02:54.854 --> 01:02:57.063 I tell you something, Mr. One Two. 01:02:57.231 --> 01:03:01.401 If I could be half the human that Bob is at the price of being a poof... 01:03:01.569 --> 01:03:03.320 ... I'd think about it. 01:03:04.947 --> 01:03:08.158 Not for too long, but I'd have to pause, you know? 01:03:11.621 --> 01:03:14.539 And the kid looks up and goes, "Well, what do you fucking think?" 01:03:16.501 --> 01:03:19.544 That joke was a lot funnier when I told it to you last week. 01:03:19.879 --> 01:03:21.546 Can I have a word with you, Cookie? 01:03:21.714 --> 01:03:23.173 Treacles, would you mind? 01:03:23.341 --> 01:03:25.509 On your toes. Five minutes. 01:03:30.890 --> 01:03:32.432 Hey. 01:03:32.975 --> 01:03:35.560 We need to know where Johnny Quid is. 01:03:37.772 --> 01:03:40.398 You should probably be the first to know, but isn't he-? 01:03:40.566 --> 01:03:44.569 I know. Come on, you know and I know that nothing killed Johnny. 01:03:45.029 --> 01:03:48.406 Come on, Cookie, you've been fucking his life up for the past five years. 01:03:48.574 --> 01:03:51.034 Come on, show our boy a little love. 01:03:54.038 --> 01:03:57.165 You ever bought a ticket to the junkies' boneyard, Roman? 01:03:57.834 --> 01:04:02.546 It's an unpleasant place called curl up and die. 01:04:03.172 --> 01:04:04.798 Might sound like a hair salon... 01:04:04.966 --> 01:04:07.926 ... but it don't fucking look like one, I can tell you. 01:04:08.469 --> 01:04:14.850 It's a terrible sight, and a horrible sound listening to a man... 01:04:15.852 --> 01:04:19.521 ... sucking his soul through the hole in the pipe. 01:04:20.189 --> 01:04:22.732 And even worse when he tries to tear it back. 01:04:23.109 --> 01:04:25.277 I've been there, and I've done that. 01:04:25.444 --> 01:04:28.280 He has been here, and he has done that. 01:04:28.447 --> 01:04:32.576 And then I nailed that demon in a smoke-proof coffin. 01:04:32.743 --> 01:04:34.828 And I did it all with Johnny. 01:04:35.288 --> 01:04:37.080 I love that man. 01:04:37.248 --> 01:04:39.374 He's what you call class. 01:04:39.542 --> 01:04:41.877 If you had any brains, Roman, you'd love him too. 01:04:42.044 --> 01:04:46.923 You know, his music sales have gone up a thousand percent in two weeks. 01:04:49.093 --> 01:04:52.262 You see, Johnny, the crackhead knows... 01:04:52.430 --> 01:04:56.433 ... that a rocker is worth more dead than alive. 01:04:57.018 --> 01:04:58.977 Silly world, isn't it? 01:05:00.938 --> 01:05:04.524 Mr. Quid does not get his gear from me. 01:05:04.692 --> 01:05:07.903 He has to travel far and wide. 01:05:08.070 --> 01:05:09.362 But do leave me your number. 01:05:09.530 --> 01:05:13.825 And if the dead feels like calling... 01:05:14.327 --> 01:05:16.494 ... you'll be the first to know. 01:07:12.403 --> 01:07:14.738 I'll have the painting for you in a couple of days. 01:07:14.905 --> 01:07:18.450 I had it locked up with some other goods. You know, I was keeping it safe. 01:07:18.617 --> 01:07:21.578 And then Archy goes and loses the key. 01:07:21.746 --> 01:07:23.329 Don't you, Arch? 01:07:24.999 --> 01:07:28.251 So I'm not trying to be funny, but I've got this payment tonight... 01:07:28.419 --> 01:07:32.589 ... and if there's any chance of having the money.... 01:07:38.721 --> 01:07:40.847 Where the fuck has he gone, then? 01:07:41.599 --> 01:07:45.143 I don't know. But I don't think he was too impressed with that story, Len. 01:07:46.771 --> 01:07:49.481 Something wrong with these immigrants. I don't trust them. 01:07:49.648 --> 01:07:51.566 I think we're being set up. 01:07:51.734 --> 01:07:54.611 I don't know how, but something is wrong. 01:07:54.945 --> 01:07:56.613 I can smell it with my sniffer. 01:08:00.159 --> 01:08:02.285 He doesn't have the balls or the brains. 01:08:02.453 --> 01:08:05.330 He's a crook. Small-time, backhanding crook. 01:08:11.837 --> 01:08:13.922 I think he's trying to make fool out of you. 01:08:14.090 --> 01:08:15.965 Adjourn the meeting. 01:08:32.441 --> 01:08:34.859 Oh, my God, you're a mess. 01:08:35.778 --> 01:08:37.403 There you go. 01:08:40.991 --> 01:08:42.408 Are you all right? 01:08:42.576 --> 01:08:45.537 That is a rhetorical question, I hope. 01:08:47.915 --> 01:08:53.211 I'll have a water, please, with a big, long straw. 01:08:53.629 --> 01:08:55.171 Thank you. 01:09:01.470 --> 01:09:04.722 So you don't wanna know what happened? 01:09:25.578 --> 01:09:27.579 Put it, put it. Cut it. 01:09:30.249 --> 01:09:32.041 I know what happened. 01:09:41.177 --> 01:09:43.678 Don't go in there. Mumbles. 01:09:45.014 --> 01:09:46.055 Mace him. 01:09:46.557 --> 01:09:47.891 Hollandaise? 01:09:48.058 --> 01:09:49.767 I see you ordered already. 01:09:49.935 --> 01:09:51.394 You were late. 01:09:51.937 --> 01:09:53.354 The bastard's gonna hit me. 01:09:54.273 --> 01:09:56.107 Mace him, Mumbles. What? 01:09:56.275 --> 01:09:57.734 Not me, you idiot. What? 01:09:57.902 --> 01:09:59.444 I can't move my- - What? 01:10:10.789 --> 01:10:12.832 This way, this way, this way. 01:10:18.464 --> 01:10:20.465 Shouldn't you have taken precautions? 01:10:26.931 --> 01:10:28.598 Precautions? 01:10:36.232 --> 01:10:38.149 Did you see that? What happened? 01:10:38.317 --> 01:10:39.734 God. 01:10:40.653 --> 01:10:42.737 Well, it's your job, isn't it? 01:10:56.710 --> 01:10:59.045 What are these guys made of? 01:11:01.006 --> 01:11:02.298 I didn't realize. 01:11:02.466 --> 01:11:04.342 Realize? 01:11:04.510 --> 01:11:06.261 You didn't realize that they had guns? 01:11:07.972 --> 01:11:10.640 Big, long, dangerous machine guns. 01:11:11.517 --> 01:11:13.685 With war criminals attached to the trigger. 01:11:16.730 --> 01:11:17.772 Please, stay down. 01:11:20.776 --> 01:11:22.443 Just fuck off. 01:11:42.881 --> 01:11:44.882 Get out of the fucking way now. 01:11:51.223 --> 01:11:52.640 You know what, darling? 01:11:52.808 --> 01:11:57.186 I'm just gonna leave this laundry bag here under the table for you, okay? 01:12:01.400 --> 01:12:03.109 Fucking hell. 01:12:07.239 --> 01:12:08.906 Shit. 01:12:09.825 --> 01:12:11.075 Hold up. 01:12:13.078 --> 01:12:14.704 Oh, my... 01:12:21.170 --> 01:12:22.545 Oh, fucking hell. 01:12:29.345 --> 01:12:30.762 Abandon ship. 01:12:31.513 --> 01:12:32.597 Run for your lives. 01:13:31.907 --> 01:13:34.409 Come on. Come on. 01:13:36.954 --> 01:13:39.414 Come back with my bike, you dirty bastard. 01:15:28.065 --> 01:15:29.607 Goodbye, sweetheart. 01:15:29.775 --> 01:15:31.609 You're way too dangerous for me. 01:15:36.823 --> 01:15:39.450 - Did I overdo it with the limp? - No, the limp was good. 01:15:39.618 --> 01:15:41.494 She's a wild one. 01:15:41.662 --> 01:15:43.955 She likes you, boy-o. 01:15:44.289 --> 01:15:46.040 Rather her than you, Bob. 01:16:00.389 --> 01:16:02.306 I don't care if he is fucking busy, Archy. 01:16:02.474 --> 01:16:04.892 If we call, he answers. That's the deal. 01:16:05.060 --> 01:16:06.227 Oh, there he is. 01:16:06.395 --> 01:16:08.729 Oi, Councillor. 01:16:09.147 --> 01:16:10.690 Councillor. 01:16:10.857 --> 01:16:11.941 I'll see you at lunch. 01:16:12.109 --> 01:16:14.485 Something wrong with your telephone? 01:16:14.653 --> 01:16:16.654 Oh, I'm sorry. Shouldn't I be here? 01:16:16.822 --> 01:16:20.491 I go wherever I fucking like because this is my town, not yours... 01:16:20.659 --> 01:16:25.454 ... no matter what you and your pen-pushing immigrant boy scouts might think. 01:16:26.373 --> 01:16:28.374 So, what's going on? 01:16:28.542 --> 01:16:30.209 Step in here. 01:16:32.337 --> 01:16:33.629 I can't do it. 01:16:33.797 --> 01:16:37.300 You've left it too long. You want something the city has a ruling against. 01:16:37.467 --> 01:16:39.302 They wouldn't give permission to build. 01:16:39.469 --> 01:16:41.178 Don't give me that shit. 01:16:41.346 --> 01:16:43.472 I look out my window, I see 20 buildings... 01:16:43.640 --> 01:16:45.349 ... this city said they'd never build. 01:16:45.517 --> 01:16:49.145 How did that happen? The termites got together for a building party, did they? 01:16:49.521 --> 01:16:52.565 No, sunshine. It was backhanders putting them up. 01:16:52.733 --> 01:16:54.025 Backhanders like mine. 01:16:54.693 --> 01:16:57.820 Lenny's good for the money, Councillor. He always has been. 01:16:57.988 --> 01:17:00.615 - So don't go getting cold feet. - I can't do it this time. 01:17:00.782 --> 01:17:02.867 It's not fucking Zaire, Lenny. 01:17:03.035 --> 01:17:04.285 Get off my bollocks, Lenny. 01:17:04.453 --> 01:17:08.539 Don't you ever swear at me, you yellow puddle of immigrant piss... 01:17:08.707 --> 01:17:10.791 ... or I'll drown you in it. 01:17:11.376 --> 01:17:13.210 You feel that, do you, Councillor? 01:17:13.670 --> 01:17:16.380 You don't think there's a paper trail for all those gifts? 01:17:16.548 --> 01:17:21.135 The cars, the holidays, the tennis courts, the swimming pools. 01:17:21.303 --> 01:17:23.346 I own these bollocks. 01:17:23.513 --> 01:17:28.184 And right now, they're more fragile than a pair of quail's eggs. 01:17:28.352 --> 01:17:29.810 Now, get it done. 01:17:44.785 --> 01:17:46.494 Pedro? 01:17:48.121 --> 01:17:49.914 Come back here. 01:17:53.043 --> 01:17:55.920 Where do you think you're going with that painting? 01:17:56.672 --> 01:18:00.341 You never said it was your dad's, or whatever you wanna call him. 01:18:00.509 --> 01:18:01.967 You've gotta give it back, John. 01:18:02.135 --> 01:18:05.179 People are looking for it, bad people. 01:18:05.764 --> 01:18:08.599 The streets are alive with the sound of pain. 01:18:08.767 --> 01:18:12.770 You may have a point, Pete, but I can't give it up. 01:18:12.938 --> 01:18:14.897 - You know why? - No. Why? 01:18:15.982 --> 01:18:17.608 Meet me in the pub in two minutes. 01:18:18.443 --> 01:18:20.444 I'll have that painting in a couple of days. 01:18:20.612 --> 01:18:22.738 - You can trust me on that. URl: Good. 01:18:23.115 --> 01:18:25.658 That's nice. I love a clear fairway. 01:18:25.826 --> 01:18:27.576 That's a bit of me. That is... 01:18:27.744 --> 01:18:29.954 URl: So you like it out here, Lenny, don't you? 01:18:30.122 --> 01:18:32.373 Oh, yeah. You can't beat the great outdoors, Uri. 01:18:32.541 --> 01:18:34.500 But I don't understand it. 01:18:34.668 --> 01:18:35.960 There's no one here. 01:18:36.128 --> 01:18:39.255 URl: That's because I have had the course cleared for us. 01:18:39.423 --> 01:18:41.632 We are not going to be disturbed. 01:18:45.262 --> 01:18:49.265 Victor, please, come to join us. 01:18:56.648 --> 01:19:00.484 You see that pack of Virginia killing sticks on the end of the piano? 01:19:02.571 --> 01:19:03.738 Yes. 01:19:03.905 --> 01:19:07.908 All you need to know about life is retained within those four walls. 01:19:10.328 --> 01:19:12.580 URl: What are we going to do, Lenny? 01:19:13.248 --> 01:19:16.667 Every time I am about to make my payment... 01:19:18.795 --> 01:19:20.755 ... something dishonest happens. 01:19:22.674 --> 01:19:24.675 You wouldn't know anything, would you? 01:19:24.843 --> 01:19:29.305 You will notice that one of your personalities is seduced by the illusions of grandeur. 01:19:29.473 --> 01:19:32.892 A gold packet of king size with a regal insignia. 01:19:33.059 --> 01:19:36.228 An attractive implication toward glamour and wealth. 01:19:36.396 --> 01:19:40.900 A subtle suggestion that cigarettes are indeed your royal and loyal friends. 01:19:41.067 --> 01:19:43.027 And that, Pete, is a lie. 01:19:43.195 --> 01:19:45.780 Excuse me? Are you trying to say something? 01:19:46.239 --> 01:19:48.032 I'm not trying. 01:19:48.700 --> 01:19:50.785 I am saying something. 01:19:54.539 --> 01:19:58.834 Your other personality is trying to draw your attention to the flip side of the discussion. 01:19:59.002 --> 01:20:01.796 Written in boring, bold, black and white, is the statement... 01:20:01.963 --> 01:20:06.926 ... that these neat little soldiers of death, are, in fact, trying to kill you. 01:20:07.093 --> 01:20:09.970 And that, Pete, is the truth. 01:20:10.931 --> 01:20:14.558 I think you forget who you're talking to, you insolent bastard. 01:20:16.645 --> 01:20:19.563 I think you forget where you are, you fucking immigrant. 01:20:21.233 --> 01:20:27.029 Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and I'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren. 01:20:27.197 --> 01:20:30.366 This is my land. It's my fucking show. 01:20:30.534 --> 01:20:32.034 I run this town. 01:20:32.202 --> 01:20:33.744 Ah! Fuck! 01:20:33.912 --> 01:20:36.247 Ah! God! Ah! 01:20:46.800 --> 01:20:50.094 That that starts sweet ends bitter. 01:20:50.262 --> 01:20:52.847 And that which starts bitter ends sweet. 01:20:53.890 --> 01:20:55.850 URl: I have to go now, Lenny. 01:20:56.017 --> 01:20:59.436 I am having lunch with the Councillor, your councilor. 01:20:59.938 --> 01:21:02.273 URl: This, as you know, is the ninth hole. 01:21:02.774 --> 01:21:05.776 And it's a long crawl back to your car. 01:21:06.570 --> 01:21:12.533 You should make it by sunrise, just in time to bring me my lucky picture. 01:21:12.951 --> 01:21:15.119 URl: I want it back. 01:21:15.287 --> 01:21:17.121 Do you hear me? 01:21:18.081 --> 01:21:21.625 - Yes, yes, oh, God. URl: Times change. 01:21:22.502 --> 01:21:24.128 Goodbye, Lenny. 01:21:26.798 --> 01:21:31.218 That is why you and I love the drugs... 01:21:31.386 --> 01:21:36.056 ... and that is also why I cannot give that painting back. 01:21:43.607 --> 01:21:46.901 Now, please, pass me a light. 01:21:48.862 --> 01:21:52.740 Oh, you are something special, Mr. Johnny Quid. 01:21:57.329 --> 01:21:59.330 Fucking junkies. You're fucking useless. 01:21:59.497 --> 01:22:01.081 I don't want your sort in here. 01:22:01.249 --> 01:22:02.666 Get up out of here. Fuck off. 01:22:02.834 --> 01:22:04.835 - Go piss off out the door. Get off. 01:22:05.003 --> 01:22:07.004 - Go on, fuck off. I'll buy this place. 01:22:07.631 --> 01:22:09.340 Fuck off, you junkie. 01:22:09.507 --> 01:22:12.301 - You won't be able to catch me, fat boy. - Stay out and fuck off. 01:22:12.802 --> 01:22:13.802 Ooh. 01:22:15.847 --> 01:22:17.473 Is that you, Bertie? 01:22:17.641 --> 01:22:19.600 BERTIE: What's happening about that drink? 01:22:20.226 --> 01:22:22.102 What's happening about that paperwork? 01:22:22.729 --> 01:22:26.315 Well, I'm busy tonight, but Monday looks good. 01:22:26.650 --> 01:22:29.109 I'll leave the papers at my reception under your name. 01:22:29.277 --> 01:22:30.653 Text you the address. 01:22:30.820 --> 01:22:35.741 Well, I'll pop around in a jiffy, and I'll see you on Monday. 01:22:40.872 --> 01:22:43.123 You are scary good at that. 01:22:43.291 --> 01:22:46.752 - Do you miss it? - Shut up, Bob, or I'll slap you. 01:22:46.920 --> 01:22:50.130 All right, let's go pick up the paperwork from your boyfriend. 01:22:50.298 --> 01:22:52.633 And drop me off on the way, huh? 01:22:53.385 --> 01:22:56.053 I'm going back to bed. 01:22:56.471 --> 01:22:58.097 Can I come? 01:23:03.812 --> 01:23:06.563 - Moron, what do you think you're doing? - What, John? 01:23:06.731 --> 01:23:08.899 Letting creatures in my yard without my consent. 01:23:09.693 --> 01:23:14.738 John, they're good stuff. Scotch and Cockney. 01:23:15.115 --> 01:23:17.366 Like the drink and the sparrow. 01:23:17.534 --> 01:23:21.036 I am Malcolm, and this is my friend and colleague Paul. 01:23:22.080 --> 01:23:25.082 You know, like the Christian saint. 01:23:25.709 --> 01:23:30.337 Paul doesn't say much. He's too busy thinking deep thoughts. 01:23:31.673 --> 01:23:34.591 Come on, John. We know you. 01:23:34.759 --> 01:23:36.510 We're big fans. 01:23:36.678 --> 01:23:41.557 You're what they call a real RocknRolla. 01:23:42.726 --> 01:23:46.937 Out, on your way. Bon voyage and fuck off. 01:23:50.984 --> 01:23:54.278 What is this, a sit-down? A fucking demo? 01:23:55.321 --> 01:23:58.282 This is a demonstration, a demonstration of peace. 01:23:58.783 --> 01:24:01.618 Where the fuck did you find these two junkies? 01:24:01.786 --> 01:24:05.622 Conference, kazi, now. 01:24:12.464 --> 01:24:15.049 That's the last time I'm having you take the piss, Pete. 01:24:15.216 --> 01:24:17.885 Next time, you're on your own. 01:24:18.053 --> 01:24:19.428 I'm sorry. 01:24:19.596 --> 01:24:22.598 I just thought that you might've liked a bit of company. 01:24:22.766 --> 01:24:25.059 I'm dead, Pete. What does that tell you? 01:24:25.226 --> 01:24:28.937 It tells you that dead people don't like company. 01:24:29.105 --> 01:24:32.733 - Now, jog them on. - All right, I'll tell them to leave. 01:24:32.901 --> 01:24:36.737 Yes, you fucking well will. Smelly junkies. 01:24:36.905 --> 01:24:38.739 Meeting adjourned. 01:24:42.452 --> 01:24:44.495 You've scared them off, sing-along. 01:24:44.662 --> 01:24:47.456 But with a welcome like that, it's not all that shocking. 01:24:47.624 --> 01:24:50.084 Lucky you're not following them, Pete. 01:24:53.671 --> 01:24:55.339 Pete, where's the painting? 01:24:59.094 --> 01:25:00.427 Good shot. Good shot. 01:25:01.429 --> 01:25:02.679 It's the werewolf brothers. 01:25:02.847 --> 01:25:05.140 What you got for us today, boys? Anything good? 01:25:05.809 --> 01:25:08.519 Paul, please exhibit to the audience the fine artifact. 01:25:14.984 --> 01:25:17.736 Gentlemen, we are entering the realm... 01:25:17.904 --> 01:25:21.824 ... of the ancient art form of paint on canvas. 01:25:21.991 --> 01:25:23.117 I'll have it. How much? 01:25:24.410 --> 01:25:27.371 One moment, sir. There's a pitch which comes with this painting. 01:25:27.539 --> 01:25:30.124 I don't want the pitch. I said I'll have it. 01:25:31.209 --> 01:25:33.961 It's a very rare and expensive painting, sir. 01:25:34.129 --> 01:25:35.838 Is it? 01:25:36.923 --> 01:25:38.924 There you go, boys. Have a week in the snow. 01:25:39.843 --> 01:25:42.886 Good afternoon, gentlemen. It's been a pleasure. 01:25:43.054 --> 01:25:45.055 Come on, me man. Hey. 01:25:49.561 --> 01:25:52.020 Tank, what is it? I'm in a bit of a rush. 01:25:52.188 --> 01:25:53.939 You owe me, Arch. - Oh, yeah? 01:25:54.107 --> 01:25:57.860 First, I found your painting. Now I found out who's been taking Lenny's money. 01:25:58.027 --> 01:25:59.069 Mr. Darcy. 01:25:59.863 --> 01:26:02.322 Well, don't fuck about. Who is it? 01:26:17.797 --> 01:26:21.383 "Let myself in. Thought your lady might like the painting. 01:26:23.052 --> 01:26:24.344 Love, Cookie. " 01:26:28.641 --> 01:26:31.018 - Hello? - It's me. 01:26:31.519 --> 01:26:34.396 - Who's me? - Me. 01:26:34.898 --> 01:26:36.106 Ah. 01:26:36.608 --> 01:26:38.233 Well, what do you want? 01:26:38.943 --> 01:26:40.360 You. 01:26:41.196 --> 01:26:42.446 Oh. 01:26:43.281 --> 01:26:45.157 Well, you better come in, then. 01:27:09.974 --> 01:27:12.142 - Yup? We found out about our informer. 01:27:12.310 --> 01:27:14.144 I've got it in my hand right now. 01:27:14.312 --> 01:27:18.482 The informer, the one who's responsible for all the time we've been seeing. 01:27:18.650 --> 01:27:22.486 - All of them, including mine. - Well, who is it, then? 01:27:25.406 --> 01:27:27.616 Who the fuck is Sidney Shaw? 01:27:28.326 --> 01:27:31.328 No, Sidney Shaw is a pseudonym, you idiot. 01:27:31.788 --> 01:27:33.664 They never use their real name. 01:27:33.831 --> 01:27:36.917 Look, get around here and let me have a look, okay? 01:27:37.085 --> 01:27:38.460 All right. 01:27:41.839 --> 01:27:44.258 Where did he learn a word like pseudonym? 01:27:46.844 --> 01:27:48.762 Look at you, huh? Good as new. 01:27:50.848 --> 01:27:52.683 I have to go now. 01:27:53.393 --> 01:27:57.646 So you fancy sharing some dancing lessons with me later on in the week? 01:27:57.814 --> 01:27:59.898 A bit of the old salsa? 01:28:01.859 --> 01:28:03.986 I'll take you up on that. 01:28:04.862 --> 01:28:07.572 - Oh, I have something for you. - Uh-huh. 01:28:07.740 --> 01:28:11.410 Thought you might like it because I know how much you like paintings and all. 01:28:17.542 --> 01:28:19.251 So you like it? 01:28:20.712 --> 01:28:23.964 You've got very good taste, Mr. One Two. 01:28:26.884 --> 01:28:28.218 Oh... 01:28:30.221 --> 01:28:33.390 - What's happened, Len? - Well, they broke my leg in four places. 01:28:33.558 --> 01:28:35.392 Didn't you hear? 01:28:36.269 --> 01:28:39.187 That bastard's made me limp for the rest of my days. 01:28:39.814 --> 01:28:41.732 What do you want me to do? 01:28:43.026 --> 01:28:46.820 Well, I need that painting, Arch. 01:28:46.988 --> 01:28:50.741 - I need it real bad. - I'll get that for you, don't you worry. 01:28:50.908 --> 01:28:53.660 - I think I can do better than that. - What? 01:28:53.828 --> 01:28:57.164 Someone has been at the Russian's money. Couple of silly gunslingers. 01:28:57.332 --> 01:29:00.625 - Well, who? - You know them. 01:29:00.960 --> 01:29:04.254 - You don't like them either. - I'm not playing fucking games here, Arch. 01:29:04.422 --> 01:29:05.881 Who is it? 01:29:07.592 --> 01:29:09.176 Mumbles, Bob and One Two. 01:30:15.118 --> 01:30:20.247 So why did you call, Johnny? Sorry, Johnny's not here. 01:30:20.415 --> 01:30:22.416 But the pipe is. 01:30:22.583 --> 01:30:26.002 And the pipe says Johnny heard you were in trouble, boys. 01:30:26.170 --> 01:30:29.381 Whoever we're talking to, will you please relay the message to Johnny? 01:30:29.549 --> 01:30:34.678 Tell him that his dad, his jack-in-the-box- surprise, gangster daddy, paid us a visit. 01:30:35.138 --> 01:30:36.638 Shut down a few of our venues. 01:30:36.806 --> 01:30:41.435 Intends to shut down a few more unless Mr. Quid puts in an appearance. 01:30:43.896 --> 01:30:47.691 Why are you talking to the pipe, Roman? You're madder than I am. 01:30:48.693 --> 01:30:51.319 Come back, Johnny. Come back home. 01:30:53.322 --> 01:30:56.533 Now, Johnny will come quietly... 01:30:56.701 --> 01:31:01.371 ... but you may have a couple of problems with the pipe. 01:31:02.331 --> 01:31:03.874 Buy us both a cup of tea. 01:31:04.459 --> 01:31:07.502 No need for any noise, we'll let Pete sleep on. 01:32:29.794 --> 01:32:31.503 Is this a bad time, One Two? 01:32:37.009 --> 01:32:39.427 I mean, we can always come back a bit later. 01:32:45.476 --> 01:32:48.853 You wanna take the stairs or the elevator, Mr. Cole? 01:32:49.021 --> 01:32:51.314 Bandy, come here. 01:32:56.946 --> 01:32:59.823 - You been drinking? - No, Mr. Cole. 01:33:01.659 --> 01:33:05.620 Think before you drink, before you drive me mad. 01:33:09.333 --> 01:33:11.167 Hello, Len, it's me. Archy. 01:33:11.335 --> 01:33:13.962 I've got the boys wrapping up One Two in a carpet now. 01:33:14.130 --> 01:33:15.213 Get over here. 01:33:15.381 --> 01:33:17.465 - Yeah, I'll be around in a little bit. - Good. 01:33:21.345 --> 01:33:22.929 Hold on. 01:33:27.435 --> 01:33:30.270 - Who's there? - One Two, it's us. 01:33:30.438 --> 01:33:32.063 Come up. 01:33:34.025 --> 01:33:36.526 And it looks like I'll be bringing the others and all. 01:33:36.694 --> 01:33:39.237 Not too bright this lot, are they? Hold on. 01:33:39.405 --> 01:33:43.408 Look, I gotta go, got another call. Fucking hell, it's all go on this job. 01:33:43.576 --> 01:33:46.870 - Hello? - Archy, we got your boy. 01:33:47.038 --> 01:33:48.830 What's left of him. 01:33:48.998 --> 01:33:51.750 You might wanna hose him down. He smells like a rotten goat. 01:33:54.629 --> 01:33:56.171 VICTOR: Uri. 01:33:56.672 --> 01:33:58.256 VICTOR SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN] 01:34:12.438 --> 01:34:14.397 Da, Uri, I'm sorry. 01:34:14.565 --> 01:34:17.651 - But I still don't like it. - I don't care what you like, Victor. 01:34:17.818 --> 01:34:20.153 I'm in charge. Now, wait here. 01:34:20.321 --> 01:34:23.490 Your last girl cost us 20 million. One before, even more. 01:34:23.658 --> 01:34:26.201 God knows how much this one will cost us. 01:34:26.369 --> 01:34:28.244 Victor, you're so cheap. 01:34:34.168 --> 01:34:35.919 Can I come in? 01:34:36.962 --> 01:34:41.341 Sorry to surprise you, but I have something for you. 01:34:43.177 --> 01:34:44.594 A token of my appreciation. 01:34:46.222 --> 01:34:47.430 What's this for? 01:34:47.890 --> 01:34:52.310 Please do not be insulted but you have come to mean a lot to me... 01:34:52.478 --> 01:34:55.647 ... and I value much more than just your service. 01:34:55.815 --> 01:34:58.274 This is simply just a reflection of my appreciation. 01:35:00.194 --> 01:35:03.238 I would like to ask you something personal. 01:35:10.037 --> 01:35:11.579 Would you marry me? 01:35:15.042 --> 01:35:17.127 Well, I think I might need a couple of days. 01:35:20.047 --> 01:35:21.840 Just to think about it. 01:35:22.341 --> 01:35:23.967 Well, sure. Of course. 01:35:26.053 --> 01:35:27.637 Sorry. 01:35:30.015 --> 01:35:32.016 Not now, Victor, I'm busy. 01:35:35.730 --> 01:35:37.814 A very nice painting. 01:35:39.191 --> 01:35:40.984 How long have you had it? 01:35:41.610 --> 01:35:44.112 Years. Do you like it? 01:35:46.657 --> 01:35:50.952 Beauty's a cruel mistress, is it not? 01:35:54.749 --> 01:35:58.334 Victor, please come to join us. 01:36:00.671 --> 01:36:01.963 VICTOR SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN] 01:36:06.135 --> 01:36:08.720 Hello, Arch. 01:36:09.013 --> 01:36:11.639 Shrouded and tied, just like the old days. 01:36:11.807 --> 01:36:14.100 What is it today? The rack? 01:36:14.268 --> 01:36:18.229 The garrote? Or is it the old drowning-in-crayfish trick? 01:36:18.397 --> 01:36:21.024 You're still full of hot air, Johnny. 01:36:22.693 --> 01:36:24.694 You're looking a bit down. 01:36:24.862 --> 01:36:27.781 Has that old clown been working you long hours? 01:36:27.948 --> 01:36:31.326 You always were loyal. There's no dog like a loyal dog. 01:36:31.744 --> 01:36:34.621 - Watch your mouth, John. - Look at him, boys. 01:36:35.623 --> 01:36:37.624 Scary, ain't he? 01:36:37.792 --> 01:36:40.293 Well, that's what four years inside does to a man. 01:36:40.461 --> 01:36:42.545 It eats away at his soul... 01:36:42.713 --> 01:36:47.050 ... and when it's all gone, it makes a man quite scary. 01:36:48.219 --> 01:36:53.223 You ever wonder how you got in there? What grass informed on you? 01:37:04.068 --> 01:37:05.902 Hello, Archy. 01:37:06.737 --> 01:37:08.947 Hey, Johnny boy. Look at you. 01:37:09.114 --> 01:37:12.325 Look at this, Dave. Don't you look the part. 01:37:12.493 --> 01:37:16.246 Show us your guns, Uncle Arch. I told the boys all about it. 01:37:16.413 --> 01:37:19.332 Don't be cheeky. Get in the car. 01:37:21.585 --> 01:37:22.794 Give us your money. 01:37:22.962 --> 01:37:25.588 Give us that, in the car. 01:37:34.765 --> 01:37:36.266 Be good boys... 01:37:37.101 --> 01:37:39.936 ... because you never know who's watching. 01:37:46.777 --> 01:37:49.696 So who we got in there, then? Anyone I know? 01:37:50.948 --> 01:37:52.240 Anyone famous? 01:37:58.330 --> 01:38:00.456 Handsome Bob. 01:38:01.876 --> 01:38:04.794 Mumbles, One Two. 01:38:06.380 --> 01:38:10.133 I bet you could operate a nice gas shower. 01:38:10.301 --> 01:38:13.011 I could see you with a couple of S's on your collar. 01:38:13.178 --> 01:38:18.099 - Stiff goose in your step. - Shut it, or you will get hurt. 01:38:18.642 --> 01:38:21.644 That, Roman and Mickey, is the famous Archy slap. 01:38:23.480 --> 01:38:25.356 You shut it. 01:38:25.524 --> 01:38:29.569 Or I'll do you myself, you poisonous little toad. 01:38:29.945 --> 01:38:33.865 Don't hurt me, Arch. I'm only little. 01:38:34.783 --> 01:38:36.576 Get out. 01:38:37.745 --> 01:38:40.622 - Roll them out. - Daddy. 01:38:41.832 --> 01:38:44.208 Nice wheels. 01:38:46.086 --> 01:38:47.837 Sorry about the painting. 01:38:48.005 --> 01:38:51.090 I needed the cash for a bit of the old dusty show biz. 01:38:51.675 --> 01:38:52.717 So it's gone now. 01:38:52.885 --> 01:38:55.678 Lost to the world of degenerate, stoned no-hopers. 01:38:55.846 --> 01:38:58.348 Never to be seen again by the eye of a clean soul. 01:39:00.809 --> 01:39:05.188 What are you, boy, if you are not poison? 01:39:08.609 --> 01:39:11.861 Your dad couldn't even bear to look at you. 01:39:12.279 --> 01:39:15.198 So no wonder he fucked off and left me to pick up the pieces. 01:39:16.033 --> 01:39:18.409 But that wasn't enough for you. 01:39:18.577 --> 01:39:21.663 You had to push your mom into a bottle of pills... 01:39:21.830 --> 01:39:23.706 ... and a house full of nutters. 01:39:23.874 --> 01:39:28.920 And all she got there was a hot bath and a cold razor. 01:39:29.505 --> 01:39:31.047 Why? 01:39:32.508 --> 01:39:35.885 Because you're poison, John, that's why. 01:39:38.347 --> 01:39:39.806 What can I say? 01:39:39.974 --> 01:39:43.142 I'm a junkie, crackhead, no-gooder. 01:39:43.310 --> 01:39:46.104 You should never have wasted your money on that school. 01:39:46.271 --> 01:39:47.563 Archy, get him out of here. 01:39:49.108 --> 01:39:50.942 I've had enough of him. 01:39:51.110 --> 01:39:53.903 I don't trust myself. Use someone else. 01:39:55.739 --> 01:39:58.825 It's a gathering. I love a gathering. 01:39:58.993 --> 01:40:02.662 Look. It's Mumbles, One Two. 01:40:03.288 --> 01:40:07.542 Handsome Bob, all the old faces today. 01:40:07.710 --> 01:40:10.753 And it was all going so well. 01:40:11.505 --> 01:40:13.006 Except for Archy. 01:40:14.675 --> 01:40:15.925 Had to ruin the day. 01:40:18.762 --> 01:40:20.888 I was gonna tell him a story about you, Daddy. 01:40:22.266 --> 01:40:25.184 I thought I'd tell him the story about how you grassed him up. 01:40:25.352 --> 01:40:27.437 Whoa, fuck! 01:40:27.604 --> 01:40:32.108 Fucking hell, Len. Calm down. 01:40:32.359 --> 01:40:33.526 Now, give us that. 01:40:34.445 --> 01:40:36.946 That wasn't one of your best shots, was it now, Daddy? 01:40:37.698 --> 01:40:40.199 If you wanted to shut me up, it should've been higher. 01:40:40.367 --> 01:40:42.702 - Danny, come here. You're only 6 feet away. 01:40:42.870 --> 01:40:44.120 Come here. 01:40:46.165 --> 01:40:49.459 You get rid of him, Danny, you understand? 01:40:49.626 --> 01:40:51.794 Get rid of him. 01:40:56.383 --> 01:40:59.969 You don't know how much trouble you've caused... 01:41:00.137 --> 01:41:04.640 ... but please understand that I will kill you very slowly... 01:41:04.808 --> 01:41:07.643 ... if you don't tell me where my- 01:41:07.811 --> 01:41:09.312 Hey, Archy. 01:41:10.898 --> 01:41:12.315 The address is in my jacket. 01:41:12.483 --> 01:41:14.901 I wouldn't mess you around, Archy, it's in my jacket. 01:41:23.577 --> 01:41:25.328 What does it say? 01:41:34.838 --> 01:41:37.131 You want to know what it says, Len? 01:41:39.718 --> 01:41:45.014 Funny thing about the law, it can be quite flexible. 01:41:45.766 --> 01:41:48.017 Because every time an informer... 01:41:48.185 --> 01:41:51.979 ... finds himself in front of a judge, a secret letter- 01:41:52.147 --> 01:41:56.150 - stands witness as to the cooperation and efficiency- 01:41:56.318 --> 01:41:57.693 - of that informer. 01:41:57.861 --> 01:42:01.280 And if that informer provides adequate information... 01:42:01.448 --> 01:42:06.160 ... then that dog of dogs is magically released. 01:42:06.328 --> 01:42:08.955 A sort of get-out-of-jail-free card. 01:42:09.123 --> 01:42:10.873 And it comes with a very good alibi. 01:42:11.750 --> 01:42:14.585 Now, you give us the names of the people you want put down... 01:42:14.753 --> 01:42:16.671 ... and we'll get them the long sentences. 01:42:16.839 --> 01:42:19.715 You can appear to reduce those terms through your contacts. 01:42:19.883 --> 01:42:24.011 We'll make you look like a fucking guardian angel to the underworld. 01:42:24.972 --> 01:42:26.013 Trusted throughout. 01:42:26.181 --> 01:42:29.058 The only evidence that will ever remain of this deal... 01:42:29.226 --> 01:42:31.185 ... comes in the form of a very exclusive... 01:42:31.353 --> 01:42:34.188 ... and hard-to-come-by legal document called a secret dept. 01:42:34.356 --> 01:42:38.234 As in deposition or handlers sheet. 01:42:39.319 --> 01:42:41.571 Of course, the informer always uses a false name. 01:42:41.738 --> 01:42:43.197 What name do you like? 01:42:43.365 --> 01:42:44.657 - Johnny? - Tommy? 01:42:44.825 --> 01:42:47.326 You can have Elvis fucking Presley if you fancy. 01:42:47.494 --> 01:42:50.371 But I've seen this name many times over the last 20 years. 01:42:50.956 --> 01:42:52.206 And I always wondered... 01:42:52.374 --> 01:42:55.376 Who is this Sidney Shaw, Len? 01:42:56.253 --> 01:42:57.545 Nothing to do with you. 01:42:57.713 --> 01:43:00.256 What name do you like the sound of? I like Sidney. 01:43:00.757 --> 01:43:02.091 I like the sound of that. 01:43:02.259 --> 01:43:05.261 Sidney Shaw. Sounds a bit like an actor. 01:43:05.429 --> 01:43:07.889 You're free to go, Mr. Sidney Shaw. 01:43:08.056 --> 01:43:09.849 No, they're setting me up, Archy. 01:43:11.685 --> 01:43:15.605 You are a very dirty bastard, Sidney. 01:43:16.690 --> 01:43:18.941 You are a very dirty bastard indeed. 01:43:20.652 --> 01:43:22.904 Cut that lot free, get them out of here now. 01:43:23.155 --> 01:43:25.448 No need to worry just yet, fellas. 01:43:25.616 --> 01:43:28.576 Nothing's gonna happen while we're standing in the lift. 01:43:28.952 --> 01:43:31.579 They'd have to carry the corpses over to the cars... 01:43:31.747 --> 01:43:33.956 ... and that's too much like hard work. 01:43:34.458 --> 01:43:38.419 In about two minutes from now, when we're all walking along happily... 01:43:38.587 --> 01:43:42.298 ... Danny boy over there is gonna turn and pop me two in the head. 01:43:45.219 --> 01:43:47.637 Then one in the throat just to be sure. 01:43:49.223 --> 01:43:51.474 You shouldn't have brought me here, fellas. 01:43:51.642 --> 01:43:53.476 You're just gonna end up as witnesses. 01:43:55.437 --> 01:43:57.730 Once they've "dealt" with us... 01:43:58.941 --> 01:44:01.817 ... they're gonna put our corpses in the boot of a stolen car... 01:44:01.985 --> 01:44:04.987 ...and pour 6 gallons of petrol on top. 01:44:05.155 --> 01:44:08.115 I can let your imagination fill in the rest. 01:44:10.494 --> 01:44:12.954 But see now, Danny boy is rattled. 01:44:14.289 --> 01:44:15.831 Because he knows that you know. 01:44:15.999 --> 01:44:20.169 So he's gonna fire. 01:44:38.897 --> 01:44:41.941 Mickey, pass me the gun. 01:44:42.109 --> 01:44:44.944 Quickly. Quickly, Mickey. 01:44:45.112 --> 01:44:48.364 Don't worry, he can't defend himself, he's got no head. 01:45:00.669 --> 01:45:02.336 May I please have some help, fellas? 01:45:07.759 --> 01:45:09.176 Put your fucking hands up. 01:45:19.229 --> 01:45:21.897 I think we should get out of here, don't you, John? 01:45:30.824 --> 01:45:32.742 Make the deal, come on. 01:45:32.909 --> 01:45:36.454 Turn them in. It's not like the first time you done it, is it? 01:45:39.541 --> 01:45:42.168 Michael Finny, 10 years. 01:45:43.420 --> 01:45:44.879 Fred the Head. - Fred the Head. 01:45:45.047 --> 01:45:47.590 Give him a five, for a bank job he's about to pull. 01:45:47.758 --> 01:45:50.259 Here's the time and here's the place. 01:45:50.427 --> 01:45:52.428 Frazier Nash, 15 years. 01:45:52.596 --> 01:45:55.598 One Two, just a two-stretch to calm the flash fucker down. 01:45:56.433 --> 01:46:00.102 Cousin Ronnie got six years because of you, you bastard. 01:46:00.270 --> 01:46:02.772 Mumbles thinks he's a clever boy, so give him a three. 01:46:03.523 --> 01:46:05.900 Byron Dexter, eight years. 01:46:06.068 --> 01:46:08.569 The Jew twins, 14 years. 01:46:10.113 --> 01:46:13.449 The Jew twins, 14 years. 01:46:13.617 --> 01:46:19.121 Archy, he's as loyal as a dog, but he's getting a bit greedy. Four years. 01:46:19.748 --> 01:46:20.956 Four years for Archy. 01:46:22.209 --> 01:46:26.879 And of course me, Archy, four long fucking years. 01:46:38.308 --> 01:46:42.311 There is no spring without a winter. 01:46:42.562 --> 01:46:45.147 No life without death. 01:46:45.482 --> 01:46:47.775 And the demise of Lenny has blown a new season... 01:46:47.943 --> 01:46:50.611 ...into the lungs of young Johnny. 01:46:52.906 --> 01:46:56.826 Goodbye, Mr. Sidney Shaw. 01:46:59.663 --> 01:47:03.499 Well, it looks like that clinic sorted you right out, Johnny boy. 01:47:07.170 --> 01:47:08.337 You feeling better? 01:47:09.506 --> 01:47:12.591 Well, I was. Until I saw youse twos. 01:47:13.427 --> 01:47:17.138 I'm clean now. Straight, I gave it all up. 01:47:17.305 --> 01:47:18.681 All but these little bastards. 01:47:20.725 --> 01:47:22.184 Come on, give us a cuddle. 01:47:24.062 --> 01:47:25.855 Welcome home. 01:47:27.232 --> 01:47:30.526 - Give us your money, Arch. - No, I can do better than that. 01:47:30.694 --> 01:47:34.113 Turbo, show him his welcome-home present. 01:47:34.281 --> 01:47:36.699 What, you got me another coffin? 01:47:39.286 --> 01:47:41.537 Goodbye, cruel world. 01:47:44.291 --> 01:47:48.169 Now, I know how much you like the art, I thought that would look good on your wall. 01:47:48.545 --> 01:47:51.464 Someone's been telling you stories, Arch. 01:47:51.798 --> 01:47:53.632 Now, that must've been expensive. 01:47:54.509 --> 01:47:58.345 As it happens, it did cost a very wealthy Russian an arm and a leg. 01:48:00.724 --> 01:48:02.850 I see your music's back in the charts. 01:48:03.018 --> 01:48:04.894 Well, that was when I was a RocknRolla. 01:48:05.061 --> 01:48:06.645 Why, what you gonna be now, John? 01:48:07.939 --> 01:48:09.899 You wanna watch out... 01:48:11.193 --> 01:48:13.527 ... because I'm gonna be just like you, uncle. 01:48:13.695 --> 01:48:18.199 Now I'm gonna be a real RocknRolla. 01:48:19.695 --> 01:48:45.199 جديدترين اخبار فيلم و سريال در کانال تلگرام و اينستاگرام سايت .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.