WEBVTT 00:01:02.800 --> 00:03:00.400 ..:: ارائه شده توسط وب سايت بلبل جان ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:03:02.800 --> 00:03:07.400 This is what I get in return for 30 years of service for my company? 00:03:07.604 --> 00:03:10.272 And they send some yo-yo like you in here 00:03:10.356 --> 00:03:12.816 to try to tell me that I'm out of a job? 00:03:12.901 --> 00:03:14.985 They should be telling you you're out of a job. 00:03:15.069 --> 00:03:19.198 You have a lot of gall coming in here and firing your number one producer. 00:03:19.282 --> 00:03:20.407 And then you're going to go home tomorrow 00:03:20.491 --> 00:03:22.409 and make more money than you've ever made in your life, 00:03:22.493 --> 00:03:24.661 and I'm going to go home without a pay check. Fuck you. 00:03:24.746 --> 00:03:26.997 I just... I guess you leave me dumbfounded. 00:03:27.081 --> 00:03:29.041 I don't know where this is coming from. 00:03:29.125 --> 00:03:30.709 How am I supposed to go back as a man 00:03:30.793 --> 00:03:33.003 and explain this to my wife that I lost my job? 00:03:33.421 --> 00:03:35.130 On a stress level, 00:03:35.215 --> 00:03:39.134 I've heard that losing your job is like a death in the family. 00:03:40.053 --> 00:03:43.055 But personally, I feel more like 00:03:44.307 --> 00:03:48.810 the people I worked with were my family and I died. 00:03:48.937 --> 00:03:53.398 I can't afford to be unemployed. I have a house payment. I have children. 00:03:53.983 --> 00:03:56.401 I don't know how you can live with yourself, 00:03:56.486 --> 00:03:59.821 but I'm sure that you'll find a way while the rest of us are suffering. 00:03:59.906 --> 00:04:01.990 Who the fuck are you, man? 00:04:03.117 --> 00:04:05.744 Excellent question. Who the fuck am I? 00:04:06.329 --> 00:04:08.538 Poor Steve has worked here for seven years. 00:04:08.831 --> 00:04:13.001 He's never had a meeting with me before or passed me in the hall 00:04:13.086 --> 00:04:15.087 or told me a story in the break room. 00:04:15.171 --> 00:04:16.713 And that's because I don't work here. 00:04:16.798 --> 00:04:20.175 I work for another company that lends me out to pussies like Steve's boss 00:04:20.260 --> 00:04:22.636 who don't have the balls to sack their own employees, 00:04:22.720 --> 00:04:24.513 and in some cases, for good reason. 00:04:24.597 --> 00:04:27.891 Because people do crazy shit when they get fired. 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:34.439 Did I do something wrong? 00:04:34.524 --> 00:04:36.692 I mean, is there something I could do differently here? 00:04:36.776 --> 00:04:39.111 This is not an assessment of your productivity. 00:04:39.195 --> 00:04:41.780 You gotta try not to take this personally. 00:04:42.198 --> 00:04:43.949 "Don't take it personally." 00:04:44.033 --> 00:04:46.952 Steven, I want you to review this packet. 00:04:47.036 --> 00:04:50.789 Take it seriously. I think you're gonna find a lot of good answers in here. 00:04:50.873 --> 00:04:53.500 I'm sure this is gonna be very helpful, a packet. 00:04:53.584 --> 00:04:55.752 Thank you. A packet. 00:04:59.549 --> 00:05:02.426 Well, anybody who ever built an empire or changed the world 00:05:02.510 --> 00:05:04.803 sat where you are right now. 00:05:04.887 --> 00:05:08.223 And it's because they sat there they were able to do it. 00:05:08.308 --> 00:05:10.058 That's the truth. 00:05:16.316 --> 00:05:18.567 I'm gonna need your keycard. 00:05:20.903 --> 00:05:22.195 Great. Okay. 00:05:22.280 --> 00:05:25.574 Now, I want you to take the day, go get together your personal things, 00:05:25.658 --> 00:05:28.994 and then tomorrow, you get yourself some exercise. 00:05:29.078 --> 00:05:30.495 You go out for a jog, 00:05:30.580 --> 00:05:34.750 you give yourself some routines, and pretty soon you find your legs. 00:05:35.376 --> 00:05:36.710 How do I get in touch with you? 00:05:36.961 --> 00:05:38.837 Don't worry, we'll be in touch with you soon. 00:05:38.921 --> 00:05:41.089 This is just the beginning. 00:05:42.175 --> 00:05:44.343 I'll never see Steve again. 00:06:02.528 --> 00:06:03.653 Thank you. 00:06:03.863 --> 00:06:05.864 To know me is to fly with me. 00:06:05.948 --> 00:06:07.949 This is where I live. 00:06:11.079 --> 00:06:14.081 When I run my card, the system automatically prompts the desk clerk 00:06:14.165 --> 00:06:16.249 to greet me with this exact statement. 00:06:17.043 --> 00:06:18.877 Pleasure to see you again, Mr. Bingham. 00:06:18.961 --> 00:06:20.295 It's these kinds of systemized, 00:06:20.380 --> 00:06:23.382 friendly touches that keep my world in orbit. 00:06:58.668 --> 00:07:00.961 All the things you probably hate about traveling, 00:07:01.045 --> 00:07:05.090 the recycled air, the artificial lighting, the digital juice dispensers, 00:07:05.174 --> 00:07:08.802 the cheap sushi, are warm reminders that I'm home. 00:07:22.525 --> 00:07:24.526 Do you want the cancer? 00:07:26.988 --> 00:07:29.322 - The what? - Do you want the cancer? 00:07:29.407 --> 00:07:30.991 The cancer? 00:07:31.492 --> 00:07:33.285 The can, sir? 00:07:33.703 --> 00:07:36.204 No. I'm fine, thank you. 00:07:58.895 --> 00:08:00.854 How much does your life weigh? 00:08:02.732 --> 00:08:05.609 Imagine for a second that you're carrying a backpack. 00:08:05.693 --> 00:08:08.361 I want you to feel the straps on your shoulders. 00:08:08.863 --> 00:08:10.363 Feel them? 00:08:11.199 --> 00:08:14.493 Now I want you to pack it with all the stuff that you have in your life. 00:08:14.577 --> 00:08:18.163 You start with the little things, the things on shelves and in drawers, 00:08:18.247 --> 00:08:20.874 the knickknacks, the collectibles. 00:08:21.167 --> 00:08:23.502 Feel the weight as that adds up. 00:08:23.586 --> 00:08:25.378 Then you start adding larger stuff, 00:08:25.463 --> 00:08:29.591 clothes, tabletop appliances, lamps, linens, 00:08:30.092 --> 00:08:31.676 your TV. 00:08:32.220 --> 00:08:33.845 The backpack should be getting pretty heavy now. 00:08:33.930 --> 00:08:35.555 And you go bigger. 00:08:35.640 --> 00:08:39.684 Your couch, bed, your kitchen table. Stuff it all in there. 00:08:39.769 --> 00:08:41.853 Your car, get it in there. 00:08:42.188 --> 00:08:46.691 Your home, whether it's a studio apartment or a two-bedroom house, 00:08:46.776 --> 00:08:49.861 I want you to stuff it all into that backpack. 00:08:51.906 --> 00:08:53.573 Now try to walk. 00:08:55.576 --> 00:08:57.452 It's kind of hard, isn't it? 00:08:58.204 --> 00:09:00.163 This is what we do to ourselves on a daily basis. 00:09:00.248 --> 00:09:03.041 We weigh ourselves down until we can't even move. 00:09:03.125 --> 00:09:06.461 And make no mistake, moving is living. 00:09:07.296 --> 00:09:09.839 Now, I'm gonna set that backpack on fire. 00:09:09.924 --> 00:09:12.801 What do you want to take out of it? Photos? 00:09:13.469 --> 00:09:15.053 Photos are for people who can't remember. 00:09:15.137 --> 00:09:17.847 Drink some ginkgo and let the photos burn. 00:09:18.266 --> 00:09:23.812 In fact, let everything burn and imagine waking up tomorrow with nothing. 00:09:25.773 --> 00:09:28.400 It's kind of exhilarating, isn't it? 00:09:35.533 --> 00:09:37.367 Welcome back, Mr. Bingham. 00:09:47.169 --> 00:09:48.253 Ryan Bingham's office. 00:09:48.337 --> 00:09:50.589 You put me in a Dodge Stratus in Kansas City. 00:09:50.673 --> 00:09:52.632 They were completely out of all full-size sedans. 00:09:52.717 --> 00:09:53.800 - Did you try... - Yes. 00:09:53.884 --> 00:09:55.594 I reminded them of your remarkable 00:09:55.678 --> 00:09:57.721 No.1 Gold Club status and years in the program. 00:09:57.805 --> 00:10:01.016 They are literally moving mountains to see you in a Sebring. 00:10:01.434 --> 00:10:03.268 Fair enough. Any other messages? 00:10:03.352 --> 00:10:04.477 Your sister Kara called. 00:10:04.562 --> 00:10:06.938 Needs to speak urgently about your sister's wedding. 00:10:07.023 --> 00:10:10.317 I told her you were mid-air and not even I knew your final destination. 00:10:10.651 --> 00:10:12.152 - Well done. - And you got an invitation 00:10:12.236 --> 00:10:14.237 to speak at Goalquest in Vegas. 00:10:15.906 --> 00:10:17.032 Goalquest 20? 00:10:17.283 --> 00:10:20.702 Every once in a while, I do speaking engagements, motivational kind of stuff. 00:10:20.786 --> 00:10:24.414 But Goalquest? We're talking major Tony Robbins shit. 00:10:24.707 --> 00:10:26.541 It's got a hologram on it. 00:10:26.626 --> 00:10:29.252 They're calling it Dos Equis. 00:10:29.337 --> 00:10:30.420 All right, I'll check in. 00:10:30.504 --> 00:10:33.173 - Hold on. I've got Craig Gregory for you. - Wait... 00:10:33.257 --> 00:10:34.382 Fuck. 00:10:35.301 --> 00:10:37.260 How is my little road warrior? 00:10:37.345 --> 00:10:40.472 Hey, 20 minutes from boarding into a world of bliss. 00:10:40.556 --> 00:10:42.724 Real good numbers out of Phoenix, Ry guy. 00:10:42.808 --> 00:10:44.643 Hey, you know that Big Auto is about to cut 00:10:44.727 --> 00:10:46.353 another 10K before the end of the month? 00:10:46.479 --> 00:10:48.146 - No kidding. - Yeah. Christmas came early. 00:10:48.230 --> 00:10:49.939 I wish I could have you in about five places at once, 00:10:50.024 --> 00:10:51.858 but I do need you back here in Omaha by the end of week. 00:10:51.942 --> 00:10:53.693 - All right? - I thought you needed me everywhere. 00:10:53.861 --> 00:10:56.988 Well, you know, we got something real big here, a real game changer. 00:10:57.073 --> 00:10:58.323 What are we talking about here? 00:10:58.407 --> 00:11:04.120 You'll see. Today I took my first crap in two weeks, hallelujah. 00:11:04.205 --> 00:11:06.748 - That's me hanging up on you. - Great, love that sound. 00:11:27.061 --> 00:11:29.104 Are you satisfied with Maestro? 00:11:32.441 --> 00:11:33.942 Yeah, I am. 00:11:34.652 --> 00:11:36.986 A little stingy with their miles. I like Hertz. 00:11:37.071 --> 00:11:39.239 No, Hertz keeps its vehicles too long. 00:11:39.323 --> 00:11:42.158 If a car has over 20,000 miles, I won't drive it. 00:11:42.952 --> 00:11:46.413 Maestro doesn't instant checkout. I like to park and go. 00:11:46.497 --> 00:11:48.289 Hertz doesn't guarantee navigation. 00:11:48.374 --> 00:11:50.542 It's funny. You don't seem like a girl who needs directions. 00:11:50.626 --> 00:11:54.629 I hate asking for directions. That's why I get a nav. 00:11:56.882 --> 00:11:59.592 That new outfit, Colonial, isn't bad. 00:12:01.679 --> 00:12:03.346 - Is that a joke? - Yes. 00:12:03.431 --> 00:12:06.891 - Because their kiosk placement blows. - They never have available upgrades. 00:12:06.976 --> 00:12:08.727 Basically, it's a fleet of shit-boxes. 00:12:08.811 --> 00:12:11.229 I don't know how they're still in business. 00:12:11.313 --> 00:12:13.398 - I'm Ryan. - I'm Alex. 00:12:18.529 --> 00:12:19.654 Maplewood card. 00:12:19.739 --> 00:12:22.240 How dare you bring that into this palace? 00:12:22.324 --> 00:12:23.950 Hilton offers equal value and better food, 00:12:24.034 --> 00:12:26.244 but the Maplewood gives out warm cookies at check-in. 00:12:26.328 --> 00:12:27.537 They got you with the cookies, did they? 00:12:27.621 --> 00:12:29.706 Yeah. I'm a sucker for simulated hospitality. 00:12:29.790 --> 00:12:31.416 You know, there's an industry term for that. 00:12:31.500 --> 00:12:35.003 It's a mixture of "faux" and "homey." "Faumey." 00:12:36.297 --> 00:12:37.672 Oh, my God. 00:12:37.757 --> 00:12:40.258 I wasn't sure this actually existed. 00:12:40.342 --> 00:12:42.260 This is the American Airlines... 00:12:42.344 --> 00:12:44.596 It's a Concierge Key, yeah. 00:12:48.517 --> 00:12:51.436 - What is that, carbon fiber? - Graphite. 00:12:51.520 --> 00:12:52.937 Oh, God, I love the weight. 00:12:53.022 --> 00:12:55.106 I was pretty excited the day that bad boy came in. 00:12:55.191 --> 00:12:56.941 Yeah. I'll say. 00:12:57.026 --> 00:12:59.235 I put up pretty pedestrian numbers. 00:12:59.320 --> 00:13:01.529 Sixty thou a year, domestic. 00:13:02.156 --> 00:13:04.449 - That's not bad. - Don't patronize me. 00:13:04.533 --> 00:13:06.284 - What's your total? - It's a personal question. 00:13:06.368 --> 00:13:07.952 - Oh, please. - And we hardly know each other. 00:13:08.037 --> 00:13:11.539 Come on. Show some hubris. Come on, impress me. 00:13:13.334 --> 00:13:15.710 - I bet it's huge. - You have no idea. 00:13:16.212 --> 00:13:17.545 How big? 00:13:17.713 --> 00:13:19.672 What is it, this big? 00:13:20.216 --> 00:13:22.133 - This big? - I don't want to brag. 00:13:22.218 --> 00:13:24.177 Come on! Come on. 00:13:24.678 --> 00:13:28.515 Let's just say I have a number in mind. I haven't hit it yet. 00:13:31.644 --> 00:13:33.394 This is pretty fucking sexy. 00:13:33.479 --> 00:13:36.022 Hope it doesn't cheapen our relationship. 00:13:36.524 --> 00:13:38.733 We're two people who get turned on by elite status. 00:13:38.818 --> 00:13:41.110 I think cheap is our starting point. 00:13:41.195 --> 00:13:43.404 There's nothing cheap about loyalty. 00:13:47.034 --> 00:13:50.870 So, we came up with this master plan, which was for me 00:13:51.664 --> 00:13:56.125 to put gauze, to put bandages on both my hands. 00:13:56.752 --> 00:13:58.545 Then we got on the plane, 00:13:58.629 --> 00:14:02.006 transatlantic, flying to Zürich. 00:14:02.508 --> 00:14:04.300 Walked up... Waited till it was dark, 00:14:04.385 --> 00:14:06.886 and walked up to the bathroom with her. 00:14:06.971 --> 00:14:09.639 Everybody was watching the movie, and I was like... 00:14:09.723 --> 00:14:11.432 Opened up, went inside. 00:14:11.517 --> 00:14:13.059 She opened the door for me, 00:14:13.143 --> 00:14:14.978 and came in like she was gonna help me. 00:14:15.062 --> 00:14:17.355 And then, you know, we gave it our best shot. It wasn't great. 00:14:17.439 --> 00:14:19.232 But it was fun. It was tricky. 00:14:19.316 --> 00:14:21.526 - Give me some details. - Well, it's not so easy. 00:14:21.610 --> 00:14:24.404 - Have you ever tried it? It's not so easy. - Yes, I have. 00:14:26.282 --> 00:14:28.074 - Really? - Really. 00:14:33.789 --> 00:14:35.874 - You've done that? - I have done that. 00:14:36.417 --> 00:14:38.084 On a transatlantic flight? 00:14:38.168 --> 00:14:41.087 On a domestic flight. Regional, actually. 00:14:41.171 --> 00:14:42.964 - Like nighttime? - No, like daytime. 00:14:43.048 --> 00:14:44.924 - You... - What? 00:14:45.301 --> 00:14:46.426 I mean, how do you do that? 00:14:46.510 --> 00:14:48.511 I'm really flexible. 00:14:52.683 --> 00:14:53.975 Look. 00:15:00.357 --> 00:15:02.358 I should throw these out. 00:15:06.113 --> 00:15:08.573 We can always use that room with the ice machine. 00:15:08.657 --> 00:15:10.033 Here, look. 00:15:26.342 --> 00:15:28.676 Good call on that towel rack. 00:15:28.761 --> 00:15:31.137 I like how you burritoed me in the sofa cushions. 00:15:31.221 --> 00:15:32.972 I was improvising. 00:15:33.641 --> 00:15:36.100 Shame we didn't make it to the closet. 00:15:37.061 --> 00:15:39.187 - We got to do this again. - Yeah. 00:15:44.568 --> 00:15:48.363 All right, I'm in Newark on the 12th, Modesto on the 13th, 00:15:49.073 --> 00:15:51.032 Oklahoma City on the 15th. 00:15:51.116 --> 00:15:54.452 Any Southwest? I'll be swinging by Albuquerque week of the 16th. 00:15:54.536 --> 00:15:56.329 No, but I'll be in Florida on the 20th. 00:15:56.413 --> 00:15:58.456 - Fort Lauderdale? - Miami. 00:15:58.874 --> 00:16:00.541 - That's nothing. - Forty minutes. 00:16:11.220 --> 00:16:14.472 I should probably go back to my room so I can wake up in my bed. 00:16:14.556 --> 00:16:17.016 I think that would be the ladylike thing to do. 00:16:25.067 --> 00:16:26.734 Nice meeting you. 00:16:27.069 --> 00:16:28.569 A pleasure. 00:17:03.439 --> 00:17:06.149 - Hello? - Hey, Ryan, how you holding up? 00:17:06.233 --> 00:17:09.944 Every family has the one person who keeps the genealogy in check. 00:17:10.029 --> 00:17:12.196 That's my sister Kara, the glue. 00:17:12.573 --> 00:17:14.782 Fine. You and the kids? 00:17:15.367 --> 00:17:18.953 Missy's outstanding, Matthew made varsity. How's the road? 00:17:19.038 --> 00:17:21.664 - Couldn't be better. - Good. So, Ryan? 00:17:22.750 --> 00:17:23.708 Yeah? 00:17:23.792 --> 00:17:25.209 I didn't even want to have to ask you this 00:17:25.294 --> 00:17:28.463 because I know how you are about doing things for others, 00:17:28.547 --> 00:17:31.174 but we're coming up on three weeks to go to Julie's wedding 00:17:31.258 --> 00:17:33.217 and there's something we could really use your help on. 00:17:33.302 --> 00:17:34.343 Yeah? 00:17:34.428 --> 00:17:36.095 We've been sending people these kits 00:17:36.180 --> 00:17:38.765 so they can print out photos of Julie and Jim on cardboard 00:17:38.849 --> 00:17:41.350 and then take photos of them in interesting places, 00:17:41.435 --> 00:17:43.144 kind of like that gnome in the French movie. 00:17:43.228 --> 00:17:44.270 Why? 00:17:44.938 --> 00:17:47.398 Because it's Julie's wedding and she thinks it would be fun. 00:17:47.483 --> 00:17:49.984 - Does it matter why? - How is Julie? 00:17:50.194 --> 00:17:51.986 Would you call her? She thinks you've turned to butter. 00:17:52.071 --> 00:17:54.238 You're awfully isolated the way you live. 00:17:54.323 --> 00:17:56.115 Isolated? I'm surrounded. 00:17:56.200 --> 00:17:58.701 So, your assistant said you were gonna be in Vegas. 00:17:58.786 --> 00:17:59.786 Did he? 00:17:59.870 --> 00:18:03.748 Can you get a photo of the cutout in front of the Luxor pyramid? 00:18:03.832 --> 00:18:05.833 The place is a shithole. Nobody stays there. 00:18:06.460 --> 00:18:08.711 Jesus, Ryan, I'm not asking you to check in. 00:18:08.796 --> 00:18:10.922 Can you just take a stupid photo? 00:18:11.548 --> 00:18:13.257 I'll try my best. 00:18:13.634 --> 00:18:16.010 Thank you for trying your best. 00:18:34.905 --> 00:18:38.199 Last year, I spent 322 days on the road, 00:18:38.283 --> 00:18:41.744 which means I had to spend 43 miserable days at home. 00:19:06.186 --> 00:19:07.812 Hey, neighbor. 00:19:08.063 --> 00:19:09.480 Hey. Hi! 00:19:10.232 --> 00:19:12.733 Hi. Hey, I signed for this while you were gone. 00:19:12.901 --> 00:19:14.402 Thanks. 00:19:15.654 --> 00:19:17.905 - I hope it wasn't too much of a bother. - Nah. 00:19:22.786 --> 00:19:23.911 Wow. 00:19:24.079 --> 00:19:28.082 Yeah, it's my sister. I haven't met the guy yet. They're getting married. 00:19:28.584 --> 00:19:30.585 - Lots of luck. - I know, right? 00:19:31.086 --> 00:19:34.130 What are you doing tonight? You wanna come over later? 00:19:36.925 --> 00:19:38.759 I've started seeing somebody. 00:19:39.595 --> 00:19:41.429 Okay. Great. 00:19:43.265 --> 00:19:44.974 Hey, it's good to see you. 00:19:45.809 --> 00:19:49.228 - You, too. - It seems like it's been a while this time. 00:20:03.702 --> 00:20:04.869 Okay. 00:20:07.164 --> 00:20:09.540 I am just... I'm thrilled that everyone's back under one roof. 00:20:09.625 --> 00:20:10.791 Welcome home, boys. 00:20:11.126 --> 00:20:13.169 I know there's been a lot of whispering about why we're here, 00:20:13.253 --> 00:20:17.590 so let me jump right in. Retailers are down 20%. 00:20:17.674 --> 00:20:20.092 Auto industry is in the dump. 00:20:20.177 --> 00:20:22.511 Housing market doesn't have a heartbeat. 00:20:22.596 --> 00:20:25.890 It is one of the worst times on record for America. 00:20:27.059 --> 00:20:29.477 This is our moment. 00:20:30.938 --> 00:20:34.065 Now, last summer, we received a dynamite young woman here 00:20:34.149 --> 00:20:35.900 from Cornell, 00:20:35.984 --> 00:20:39.403 and she had some pretty big ideas that she challenged me with. 00:20:39.488 --> 00:20:42.031 And my first reaction was, "Who does this kid think that she is?" 00:20:42.115 --> 00:20:44.408 But after I gave it a listen, she really knocked me out. 00:20:44.493 --> 00:20:48.329 So, with a peek into our future, Natalie Keener. 00:20:51.667 --> 00:20:54.752 If there's one word I want to leave you with today, it's this. 00:20:57.756 --> 00:20:59.048 "Glocal"? 00:21:00.592 --> 00:21:01.884 Glocal. 00:21:02.302 --> 00:21:05.179 Our global must become local. 00:21:06.473 --> 00:21:11.227 This company keeps 23 people on the road at least 250 days a year. 00:21:11.895 --> 00:21:14.522 It's expensive, and it's inefficient. 00:21:14.898 --> 00:21:17.775 When I came to Craig three months ago with this, 00:21:17.859 --> 00:21:22.446 he told me, and quite astutely, it's only a problem if you have a solution. 00:21:22.531 --> 00:21:25.616 Well, today I stand before you with just that. 00:21:27.202 --> 00:21:30.913 You all know Ned in reception. Today I'm gonna fire Ned. 00:21:32.291 --> 00:21:35.459 Sorry, Ned. I'm sure HR will hire you back this afternoon. 00:21:35.544 --> 00:21:37.336 We'll see about that. 00:21:38.046 --> 00:21:42.258 Now Ned could be any employee in any one of our clients' locations worldwide. 00:21:42.342 --> 00:21:44.468 Strategy packets will be shipped in advance. 00:21:44.553 --> 00:21:45.553 Ned would be given a seat 00:21:45.637 --> 00:21:48.556 and find one of our transition specialists waiting for him. 00:21:49.683 --> 00:21:52.560 Mr. Laskin, the reason we're having this conversation 00:21:52.644 --> 00:21:54.729 is your position is no longer available. 00:21:54.813 --> 00:21:57.064 I don't understand. I'm fired? 00:21:57.149 --> 00:21:59.483 Hearing the words "you've been let go" is never easy. 00:21:59.568 --> 00:22:01.986 Change is always scary, but consider the following. 00:22:02.070 --> 00:22:04.322 Anybody who ever built an empire or changed the world 00:22:04.406 --> 00:22:05.489 sat where you are now. 00:22:05.574 --> 00:22:08.576 And it's because they sat there that they were able to do it. 00:22:08.660 --> 00:22:10.328 That's my fucking line. 00:22:10.412 --> 00:22:12.288 But what happens now? 00:22:12.372 --> 00:22:13.831 This is the first step of a process 00:22:13.915 --> 00:22:16.042 that will end with you in a new job that fulfills you. 00:22:16.126 --> 00:22:17.960 Yeah. But how does it work? 00:22:18.045 --> 00:22:19.879 I want you to take the packet in front of you. 00:22:19.963 --> 00:22:23.174 Review it. All the answers you're looking for are inside. 00:22:23.258 --> 00:22:24.884 Start filling out the necessary information, 00:22:24.968 --> 00:22:27.678 and before you know it, you'll be on your way to new opportunities. 00:22:27.763 --> 00:22:30.014 Now, Ned, I need you to go back to your desk 00:22:30.098 --> 00:22:31.766 and start putting together your things. 00:22:31.850 --> 00:22:35.561 As a favor to me, I'd appreciate it if you didn't spread the news just yet. 00:22:35.645 --> 00:22:37.355 Panic doesn't help anyone. 00:22:37.981 --> 00:22:39.523 I understand. 00:22:40.609 --> 00:22:42.443 Give it up for Ned. 00:22:46.698 --> 00:22:50.201 You can start the morning in Boston, stop in Dallas over lunch, 00:22:50.285 --> 00:22:52.119 and finish the day in San Francisco, 00:22:52.621 --> 00:22:54.288 all for the price of a T1 line. 00:22:54.831 --> 00:22:58.125 Our inflated travel budget is eviscerated by 85%. 00:22:58.418 --> 00:23:01.545 And more importantly to you guys on the road, 00:23:01.630 --> 00:23:03.923 no more Christmases in a hotel in Tulsa, 00:23:04.007 --> 00:23:06.300 no more hours lost to weather delays. 00:23:06.385 --> 00:23:08.386 You get to come home. 00:23:11.681 --> 00:23:13.307 Tell me you're not taking this seriously. 00:23:14.017 --> 00:23:16.143 That's why I brought the entire company in from the road, 00:23:16.228 --> 00:23:17.728 because we're not taking it seriously. 00:23:17.813 --> 00:23:20.856 There is a methodology to what I do. There is a reason why it works. 00:23:20.941 --> 00:23:22.900 Coke and IBM have been doing this for years, all right. 00:23:22.984 --> 00:23:24.568 Are you familiar with them? 00:23:24.653 --> 00:23:25.736 Now just like anything else, you know, 00:23:25.821 --> 00:23:27.405 it's gonna take a few months of sort of transition 00:23:27.489 --> 00:23:29.573 and then everybody is gonna settle in. 00:23:29.658 --> 00:23:30.866 Who are you taking off the road? 00:23:30.951 --> 00:23:33.202 How are you not getting this? You're grounded. 00:23:33.286 --> 00:23:35.579 Everybody's grounded. It's done. 00:23:35.664 --> 00:23:39.166 What we do here is brutal, and it does leave people devastated. 00:23:39.251 --> 00:23:41.919 But there is a dignity to the way I do it. 00:23:42.003 --> 00:23:45.256 By stabbing them in the chest instead of the back, is that right? 00:23:45.340 --> 00:23:47.133 - You wanted to see me? - Well... 00:23:47.217 --> 00:23:48.843 Yeah. You know what? Yeah, come on in. 00:23:48.927 --> 00:23:50.678 - Come on in here. - Great job out there, Natalie. 00:23:50.762 --> 00:23:54.056 - Thank you. How's everyone taking it? - Great. 00:23:54.516 --> 00:23:57.935 Listen, I admire your... Your zeal. 00:23:58.019 --> 00:23:59.603 And I think you have some very good ideas. 00:23:59.688 --> 00:24:03.441 But you know nothing about the realities of my industry. 00:24:03.525 --> 00:24:06.986 You can set up an iChat, but you don't know how people think. 00:24:07.070 --> 00:24:09.530 - Actually, I minored in psychology. - Nice. 00:24:12.117 --> 00:24:14.452 - Okay, kiddo, fire me. - Ryan. 00:24:14.536 --> 00:24:16.287 Well, since she's gonna be doing this on a regular basis, 00:24:16.371 --> 00:24:17.830 don't you wanna know if she can fire somebody? 00:24:17.914 --> 00:24:20.583 - She's fired Ned. - My dog can fire Ned. Fire me. 00:24:20.667 --> 00:24:24.211 - You don't need to do this. - No, it's okay. I got this. 00:24:25.213 --> 00:24:27.798 Mr. Bingham, I regret to inform you 00:24:27.883 --> 00:24:31.343 that your position at this company is no longer available. 00:24:31.428 --> 00:24:33.345 - Who the hell are you? - My name is Miss Keener. 00:24:33.430 --> 00:24:35.764 - I'm here today to discuss your future. - My future? 00:24:35.849 --> 00:24:37.433 The only one who can fire me is Craig Gregory. 00:24:37.517 --> 00:24:39.101 Mr. Gregory hired me to handle this for him. 00:24:39.186 --> 00:24:40.811 Handle what? Handle me? 00:24:40.896 --> 00:24:43.481 Mr. Gregory hired me, he's the only one who can fire me. 00:24:43.565 --> 00:24:45.608 You know what? I'm gonna go talk to him. 00:24:46.193 --> 00:24:48.027 - Mr. Bingham. - No, no, no. You can't follow me. 00:24:48.111 --> 00:24:49.487 You're on a computer screen, remember? 00:24:49.571 --> 00:24:51.155 - Ryan. - All right. Let's try this again. 00:24:51.239 --> 00:24:52.615 - Fire me again. - I just did. 00:24:52.699 --> 00:24:54.325 Actually, you didn't. Fire me. 00:24:54.409 --> 00:24:55.826 That's enough. I think we get it. 00:24:55.911 --> 00:24:57.578 Mr. Bingham, I'm here today to inform you 00:24:57.662 --> 00:25:00.164 that your position is no longer available. 00:25:00.916 --> 00:25:02.833 - I'm fired? - Yes, you're fired. 00:25:02.918 --> 00:25:05.169 - Never say fired. - You've been let go. 00:25:05.253 --> 00:25:07.296 - Why? - This is a mythical situation. 00:25:07.380 --> 00:25:08.923 How could I possibly know why? 00:25:09.007 --> 00:25:11.258 Why doesn't matter. You never know why. 00:25:11.343 --> 00:25:12.760 It's important not to focus on the why 00:25:12.844 --> 00:25:15.137 and rather to spend your energy thinking about your future. 00:25:15.222 --> 00:25:18.265 Well, I'm gonna spend my energy on suing you unless you give me 00:25:18.350 --> 00:25:19.767 - a good reason why you're firing me. - Mr. Bingham, 00:25:19.851 --> 00:25:20.976 the reason's not important. 00:25:21.061 --> 00:25:23.896 So, you're firing me without grounds? Now I really have a lawsuit. 00:25:23.980 --> 00:25:25.397 I get what you're trying to say, Ryan. 00:25:25.482 --> 00:25:28.526 - Don't take this personally, Mr. Bingham. - Personally? 00:25:28.610 --> 00:25:31.403 This is the most personal situation that you are ever gonna enter, 00:25:31.488 --> 00:25:34.657 so before you try to revolutionize my business, 00:25:34.741 --> 00:25:38.118 I'd like to know that you actually know my business. 00:25:48.129 --> 00:25:50.673 That's a hell of a way to welcome her to the team. 00:25:51.675 --> 00:25:53.634 Am I the only one that sees that by doing this 00:25:53.718 --> 00:25:55.553 we're making ourselves irrelevant? 00:25:55.637 --> 00:25:58.055 No, frankly, we're making you irrelevant. 00:25:58.139 --> 00:25:59.515 - Nice. - Don't blame me. 00:25:59.599 --> 00:26:03.060 Blame the high fuel costs. Blame insurance premiums. Blame technology. 00:26:03.144 --> 00:26:04.436 You know, you better watch yourself. 00:26:04.521 --> 00:26:06.355 You're a little too young to become a dinosaur. 00:26:06.439 --> 00:26:07.815 I'm not a dinosaur. 00:26:07.899 --> 00:26:09.400 I want you to show her the ropes. 00:26:09.484 --> 00:26:13.112 What do I know what goes on here? Get Ferguson to do it. 00:26:13.613 --> 00:26:15.155 I'm not talking about here. 00:26:18.660 --> 00:26:19.952 - No. - Yeah. 00:26:20.036 --> 00:26:21.412 Come on. You're very, very confident this girl 00:26:21.496 --> 00:26:23.080 - doesn't know what she's doing, so... - Well, I'm sorry. 00:26:23.164 --> 00:26:26.625 I don't think a MySpace page qualifies you to rewire an entire company. 00:26:26.710 --> 00:26:28.127 Well, then great. Here's your chance. 00:26:28.211 --> 00:26:30.337 Go out there, show her the magic, take her through the paces. 00:26:30.422 --> 00:26:32.381 I'm not a fucking tour guide. 00:26:35.343 --> 00:26:36.635 Now here we go. 00:26:36.720 --> 00:26:38.846 Bingham, here's the boat. 00:26:39.306 --> 00:26:42.349 And here's you. Do you want to be in the boat? 00:26:42.434 --> 00:26:43.892 Yeah, alone. 00:26:47.188 --> 00:26:48.897 We're ringing the bell. We're rounding everybody up. 00:26:48.982 --> 00:26:50.232 You want to stay out there a little bit longer, 00:26:50.317 --> 00:26:53.360 you're welcome to do it, but you will not be alone, okay? 00:26:53.445 --> 00:26:55.154 You let me know. 00:27:11.004 --> 00:27:12.379 Oh, Christ. 00:28:03.431 --> 00:28:05.349 - What? - Follow me. 00:28:09.896 --> 00:28:11.021 I really like my luggage. 00:28:11.106 --> 00:28:13.023 That's exactly what it is, it's luggage. 00:28:13.108 --> 00:28:15.025 You know how much time you lose by checking in? 00:28:15.110 --> 00:28:19.238 - I don't know. Five, 10 minutes? - Thirty-five minutes a flight. 00:28:19.322 --> 00:28:21.865 I travel 270 days a year. 00:28:21.950 --> 00:28:25.160 That's 157 hours. That makes seven days. 00:28:25.620 --> 00:28:27.871 You're willing to throw away an entire week on that? 00:28:35.922 --> 00:28:39.174 You don't need this. Sorry, you don't need that. 00:28:40.135 --> 00:28:43.137 You're not gonna need that. They have neck pillows on the plane. 00:28:43.763 --> 00:28:45.681 This, they have better ones there. 00:28:45.765 --> 00:28:47.641 I'll get rid of this. 00:28:49.144 --> 00:28:50.853 I can just meet you at security. 00:28:52.313 --> 00:28:53.647 Thank you. 00:28:57.026 --> 00:28:58.610 Bingo, Asians. 00:28:59.487 --> 00:29:01.071 You can't be serious. 00:29:01.156 --> 00:29:03.198 Never get behind people traveling with infants. 00:29:03.283 --> 00:29:05.993 I've never seen a stroller collapse in less than 20 minutes. 00:29:06.077 --> 00:29:07.202 Old people are worse. 00:29:07.287 --> 00:29:08.871 Their bodies are littered with hidden metal, 00:29:08.955 --> 00:29:12.124 and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left on earth. 00:29:12.208 --> 00:29:13.208 Here you go. 00:29:13.293 --> 00:29:17.212 Five words. Randomly selected for additional screening. 00:29:17.297 --> 00:29:18.505 Asians. 00:29:18.840 --> 00:29:22.092 They pack light, travel efficiently, and they've got a thing for slip-on shoes. 00:29:22.177 --> 00:29:24.386 - You've got to love them. - That's racist. 00:29:24.471 --> 00:29:27.639 I'm like my mother. I stereotype. It's faster. 00:29:56.169 --> 00:29:57.878 Are you mad at your computer? 00:29:59.005 --> 00:30:00.881 I type with purpose. 00:30:02.717 --> 00:30:05.177 What is it that you're working on so furiously? 00:30:06.095 --> 00:30:08.347 I'm building a workflow of firing techniques. 00:30:08.431 --> 00:30:12.017 It's questions and responses, actions and reactions. 00:30:12.101 --> 00:30:15.145 It's a script taking you through the steps of firing someone. 00:30:15.230 --> 00:30:16.814 Who's it for? 00:30:16.898 --> 00:30:19.691 Well, theoretically, you could put it in the hands of anyone 00:30:19.776 --> 00:30:21.902 and they'd be downsizing immediately. 00:30:21.986 --> 00:30:24.738 All you have to do is follow the steps. 00:30:25.323 --> 00:30:27.449 Natalie, what is it you think we do here? 00:30:28.535 --> 00:30:29.785 We prepare the newly unemployed 00:30:29.869 --> 00:30:31.662 for the emotional and physical hurdles of job hunting, 00:30:31.746 --> 00:30:33.580 while minimizing legal blowback. 00:30:33.665 --> 00:30:35.874 That's what we're selling. It's not what we're doing. 00:30:35.959 --> 00:30:37.584 Okay. What are we doing? 00:30:37.669 --> 00:30:40.462 We are here to make limbo tolerable, 00:30:41.256 --> 00:30:44.675 to ferry wounded souls across the river of dread 00:30:44.759 --> 00:30:48.095 until the point where hope is dimly visible. 00:30:50.765 --> 00:30:54.852 And then stop the boat, shove them in the water and make them swim. 00:30:54.936 --> 00:30:58.939 That was really impressive. Are you gonna put that in your book? 00:31:09.951 --> 00:31:12.035 I got to grab this. I'll meet you at the car rental. 00:31:12.120 --> 00:31:13.370 Okay. 00:31:13.663 --> 00:31:15.539 Hey, I was hoping I'd hear from you. 00:31:15.623 --> 00:31:18.876 I'm in Hotlanta, and I need a rib-joint recommend bad. 00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:21.003 Fat Matt's. Bring a bib. 00:31:21.588 --> 00:31:22.713 You never called. 00:31:22.797 --> 00:31:25.132 Well, I wasn't sure what was appropriate. 00:31:25.216 --> 00:31:26.258 Appropriate? 00:31:26.342 --> 00:31:29.303 Ryan, I'm not some waitress you banged in a snowstorm. 00:31:29.512 --> 00:31:32.139 That word has no place in our vocabulary. 00:31:32.932 --> 00:31:35.183 I am the woman that you don't have to worry about. 00:31:36.853 --> 00:31:38.520 Sounds like a trap. 00:31:38.605 --> 00:31:42.524 Listen, the next time that you're worried about manners, don't. 00:31:42.901 --> 00:31:44.735 If you wanna call, call. 00:31:44.819 --> 00:31:48.196 Just think of me as yourself, only with a vagina. 00:31:49.449 --> 00:31:50.782 When am I gonna see you? 00:31:50.867 --> 00:31:54.661 Well, I'm out of Hartsfield into IAD, 00:31:54.746 --> 00:31:57.581 with a connection at ORD into SDF. 00:31:58.207 --> 00:32:01.001 - Sorry. - Yeah, tell me about it. 00:32:01.085 --> 00:32:03.754 How long's your layover? They got multiples into SDF. 00:32:03.838 --> 00:32:05.255 Think you could push? 00:32:06.925 --> 00:32:08.592 Yeah, I can push. 00:32:21.981 --> 00:32:24.775 All you have to do today is watch and listen. 00:32:24.859 --> 00:32:28.946 And when I talk about a strategy packet, hand them one of those. 00:32:29.614 --> 00:32:30.781 Sounds great. 00:32:30.865 --> 00:32:34.034 So, although I wish I were here with better news, 00:32:34.327 --> 00:32:36.870 the fact is that you and I are sitting here today 00:32:36.955 --> 00:32:41.541 because this will be your last week of employment at this company. 00:32:42.210 --> 00:32:43.794 - Why me? - What am I supposed to do now? 00:32:43.878 --> 00:32:46.922 Am I supposed to feel better that I'm not the only one losing my job? 00:32:47.006 --> 00:32:48.757 This is ridiculous! 00:32:48.841 --> 00:32:51.635 I have been a fine employee for over 10 years, 00:32:51.719 --> 00:32:53.470 and this is the way you treat me. 00:32:54.222 --> 00:32:56.890 How do you sleep at night, man? How? 00:32:57.517 --> 00:33:00.268 How's your family? They sleeping well at night? 00:33:00.353 --> 00:33:02.396 Electricity still on? 00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:05.315 Heat still on? Refrigerator full of food? 00:33:06.526 --> 00:33:08.068 Gas tank full of gas? 00:33:08.653 --> 00:33:10.946 Going to Chuck E. Cheese this weekend or something? 00:33:11.030 --> 00:33:12.239 Not me. 00:33:13.199 --> 00:33:16.201 No, my kids, we're not gonna do anything. 00:33:20.415 --> 00:33:22.916 What do you suggest I tell them? 00:33:27.922 --> 00:33:29.840 Perhaps you're underestimating the positive effect 00:33:29.924 --> 00:33:33.260 that your career transition can have on your children. 00:33:33.344 --> 00:33:35.220 The positive effect? 00:33:36.139 --> 00:33:38.807 I make about 90 grand a year now. 00:33:39.642 --> 00:33:42.644 Unemployment is what, 250 bucks a week? 00:33:42.729 --> 00:33:45.230 Is that one of your positive effects? 00:33:45.314 --> 00:33:46.440 Well, we'll get to be cozier, 00:33:46.524 --> 00:33:48.859 because I'm not gonna be able to pay my mortgage on my house. 00:33:48.943 --> 00:33:50.402 So, maybe we can move into a nice fucking 00:33:50.486 --> 00:33:52.863 one-bedroom apartment somewhere. 00:33:53.948 --> 00:33:55.949 And I guess without benefits, 00:33:56.034 --> 00:34:00.662 I'll be able to hold my daughter as she, you know, suffers from her asthma 00:34:00.747 --> 00:34:03.957 that I won't be able to afford the medication for. 00:34:04.042 --> 00:34:07.544 Well, tests have shown that children under moderate trauma 00:34:07.628 --> 00:34:10.964 have a tendency to apply themselves academically 00:34:11.966 --> 00:34:13.925 as a method of coping. 00:34:15.386 --> 00:34:17.137 Go fuck yourself. 00:34:18.222 --> 00:34:20.474 That's what my kids'll think. 00:34:20.558 --> 00:34:23.477 Your children's admiration is important to you? 00:34:23.561 --> 00:34:26.480 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 00:34:27.440 --> 00:34:29.566 Well, I doubt they ever admired you, Bob. 00:34:30.318 --> 00:34:33.820 Hey, asshole, aren't you supposed to be consoling me? 00:34:34.030 --> 00:34:36.907 I'm not a shrink, Bob. I'm a wake-up call. 00:34:36.991 --> 00:34:38.658 You know why kids love athletes? 00:34:38.743 --> 00:34:40.744 I don't know. Because they screw lingerie models? 00:34:40.828 --> 00:34:42.412 No, that's why we love athletes. 00:34:42.497 --> 00:34:46.333 Kids love athletes because they follow their dreams. 00:34:49.462 --> 00:34:52.422 - Well, I can't dunk. - No, but you can cook. 00:34:53.049 --> 00:34:54.591 What are you talking about? 00:34:54.675 --> 00:34:58.678 Your résumé says that you minored in French culinary arts. 00:34:59.472 --> 00:35:01.932 Most students, they work on the fryer at KFC, 00:35:02.016 --> 00:35:05.268 but you bussed tables at ll Picador to support yourself. 00:35:05.353 --> 00:35:08.939 And then you get out of college and you come and you work here. 00:35:09.023 --> 00:35:12.067 How much did they first pay you to give up on your dreams? 00:35:12.735 --> 00:35:14.486 27 grand a year. 00:35:14.570 --> 00:35:16.530 And when were you going to stop 00:35:16.614 --> 00:35:19.616 and come back and do what makes you happy? 00:35:21.619 --> 00:35:22.744 Good question. 00:35:22.829 --> 00:35:26.498 I see guys who work at the same company for their entire lives, 00:35:26.582 --> 00:35:28.500 guys exactly like you. 00:35:28.584 --> 00:35:30.627 They clock in, they clock out, 00:35:30.711 --> 00:35:33.630 and they never have a moment of happiness. 00:35:35.383 --> 00:35:37.926 You have an opportunity here, Bob. 00:35:38.553 --> 00:35:40.262 This is a rebirth. 00:35:41.430 --> 00:35:44.391 Now, if not for you, do it for your children. 00:36:14.172 --> 00:36:16.089 He just waltzes in and cuts in line? 00:36:16.174 --> 00:36:19.843 We reserve priority assistance for our Hilton Honors members. 00:36:19.927 --> 00:36:23.263 The promotions are great. You should check it out. 00:36:28.394 --> 00:36:29.811 Hungry much? 00:36:30.605 --> 00:36:34.107 Our business expense allots $40 each for dinner. 00:36:34.192 --> 00:36:36.860 I plan on grabbing as many miles as I can. 00:36:36.944 --> 00:36:39.154 Okay, you got to fill me in on the miles thing. 00:36:39.238 --> 00:36:40.572 What is that about? 00:36:40.656 --> 00:36:43.909 Are you talking about, like, frequent flyer miles? 00:36:44.202 --> 00:36:47.245 - You really want to know? - I'm dying to know. 00:36:47.914 --> 00:36:49.581 I don't spend a nickel if I can help it 00:36:49.665 --> 00:36:52.751 unless it somehow profits my mileage account. 00:36:52.835 --> 00:36:55.545 So, what are you saving up for, Hawaii, South of France? 00:36:55.630 --> 00:36:58.632 It's not like that. The miles are the goal. 00:36:59.800 --> 00:37:00.967 That's it? 00:37:01.469 --> 00:37:03.053 You're saving just to save? 00:37:03.137 --> 00:37:05.889 Let's just say that I have a number in mind and I haven't hit it yet. 00:37:05.973 --> 00:37:08.225 That's a little abstract. What's the target? 00:37:09.518 --> 00:37:10.685 I'd rather not. 00:37:11.395 --> 00:37:13.480 Is it a secret target? 00:37:14.815 --> 00:37:16.816 It's 10 million miles. 00:37:17.777 --> 00:37:19.903 Okay. Isn't 10 million just a number? 00:37:19.987 --> 00:37:23.156 - Pi's just a number. - Well, we all need a hobby. 00:37:23.658 --> 00:37:26.743 No, I... I don't mean to belittle your collection. 00:37:26.827 --> 00:37:28.745 I get it. It sounds cool. 00:37:28.829 --> 00:37:32.582 I'd be the seventh person to do it. More people have walked on the moon. 00:37:32.667 --> 00:37:36.586 - Do they throw you a parade? - You get lifetime executive status. 00:37:36.671 --> 00:37:38.046 You get to meet the chief pilot, 00:37:38.130 --> 00:37:39.214 - Maynard Finch. - Wow. 00:37:39.298 --> 00:37:40.924 And they put your name on the side of a plane. 00:37:41.008 --> 00:37:42.884 Men get such hard-ons from putting their name on stuff. 00:37:42.969 --> 00:37:45.136 You guys don't grow up. It's like you need to pee on everything. 00:37:45.221 --> 00:37:46.680 Now who's stereotyping? 00:37:46.764 --> 00:37:50.600 Fear of mortality. It's like, "Yeah, you're gonna die one day." 00:37:50.685 --> 00:37:53.478 And why do you suppose that's singular to men? 00:37:53.562 --> 00:37:55.105 Probably because you can't have babies. 00:37:55.189 --> 00:37:56.690 The baby argument. 00:38:01.445 --> 00:38:03.488 If I had that many miles, 00:38:03.864 --> 00:38:05.407 I would show up at an airport, 00:38:05.491 --> 00:38:08.868 look at the destination board, pick a place and go. 00:38:44.864 --> 00:38:46.865 Thanks for the advice. 00:39:05.468 --> 00:39:07.093 Oh, Jesus. 00:39:28.282 --> 00:39:30.283 Okay. Closer. 00:39:31.452 --> 00:39:32.869 Way closer. 00:39:35.122 --> 00:39:36.748 Still closer. 00:39:36.832 --> 00:39:38.625 Closer. Okay. 00:39:40.127 --> 00:39:41.795 A little left. 00:39:41.962 --> 00:39:43.963 Okay, down a little. 00:39:44.215 --> 00:39:46.716 Too far. Up. Up one more inch. 00:39:49.220 --> 00:39:51.554 I don't get it. Why does your sister want a fake photo? 00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:54.224 My sister is kooky. She thinks this is charming. 00:39:54.308 --> 00:39:55.475 It's like the gnome thing. 00:39:55.559 --> 00:39:57.268 No, I mean, why would your sister want a fake photo 00:39:57.353 --> 00:39:59.145 in front of the St. Louis airport? 00:39:59.230 --> 00:40:01.106 Are you kidding, Lambert Field? 00:40:01.190 --> 00:40:02.857 The Wright brothers flew through there. 00:40:02.942 --> 00:40:06.069 That domed main terminal, it's the first of its kind. 00:40:06.153 --> 00:40:09.239 It's a precursor from everything, from JFK to de Gaulle. 00:40:09.323 --> 00:40:11.991 - Pretty sweet. - Just take the picture. 00:40:15.454 --> 00:40:17.163 Well, that's a keeper. 00:40:17.498 --> 00:40:19.124 Let me see it. 00:40:20.459 --> 00:40:21.918 Why she wants dozens of reminders 00:40:22.002 --> 00:40:24.629 of all the places she hasn't been is beyond me. 00:40:24.713 --> 00:40:27.006 Well, I'm sure she'll be crushed for having missed this airport. 00:40:27.091 --> 00:40:29.008 Look, before Lindbergh could cross the Atlantic, 00:40:29.093 --> 00:40:31.010 he took off from one of those runways. 00:40:31.095 --> 00:40:33.430 Do you ever wonder why they called it the Spirit of St. Louis? 00:40:33.514 --> 00:40:35.306 - No. - Well... 00:40:42.898 --> 00:40:46.443 Do you know how fucked this place is now? 00:40:46.527 --> 00:40:48.570 I am the one thing, the one thing, 00:40:48.654 --> 00:40:52.490 preventing this place from being totally fucked in the ass. 00:40:58.747 --> 00:41:01.207 Sometimes they just need to vent. 00:41:03.878 --> 00:41:07.297 Please, for the love of God, can I fire the next one? 00:41:07.756 --> 00:41:11.718 - Miss Barnes, thank you for joining us. - I'm here to be fired, right? 00:41:12.720 --> 00:41:14.971 Well, we're here to talk about your future. 00:41:15.055 --> 00:41:18.141 You don't have to sugarcoat it. I get the drill. 00:41:18.225 --> 00:41:20.018 What are they offering? 00:41:20.102 --> 00:41:22.812 Inside the packet, you'll find a clearly worked out severance package. 00:41:22.897 --> 00:41:24.939 Give me the bullet points. 00:41:25.733 --> 00:41:27.317 It's actually pretty good. 00:41:27.401 --> 00:41:29.652 Three months' pay, six months' medical 00:41:29.737 --> 00:41:32.655 and a full year of placement services through our company, CTC. 00:41:32.740 --> 00:41:35.533 Placement services. That's generous. 00:41:38.704 --> 00:41:41.080 Commonly, it takes one month of searching for every $10,000 00:41:41.165 --> 00:41:42.332 you expect to earn in salary. 00:41:42.416 --> 00:41:44.918 So, I could be looking for a while. 00:41:45.002 --> 00:41:47.086 - Not necessarily. - Don't even sweat it. 00:41:47.171 --> 00:41:49.172 I'm pretty confident about my plans. 00:41:50.216 --> 00:41:51.758 - Really? - Yeah. 00:41:52.343 --> 00:41:55.178 There's this beautiful bridge by my house. 00:41:55.930 --> 00:41:57.931 I'm gonna go jump off it. 00:41:59.683 --> 00:42:00.934 Natalie. 00:42:01.268 --> 00:42:02.435 Hey! 00:42:02.770 --> 00:42:04.145 Natalie! 00:42:13.489 --> 00:42:15.573 People say these things all the time. 00:42:15.658 --> 00:42:17.242 It's part of the trade. 00:42:17.326 --> 00:42:18.826 - They do? - Yeah. 00:42:18.911 --> 00:42:21.579 I mean, they say crazy things. 00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:23.873 They get worked up. 00:42:24.917 --> 00:42:26.834 She was really calm. 00:42:27.294 --> 00:42:29.462 I think that's a good sign. 00:42:30.297 --> 00:42:31.798 So, they don't ever actually do it? 00:42:31.882 --> 00:42:33.883 No. No, it's just talk. 00:42:34.885 --> 00:42:36.469 How do you know? Do you follow up? 00:42:36.554 --> 00:42:39.639 I mean, no. Nothing good's gonna come of that. 00:42:41.016 --> 00:42:43.101 I wouldn't worry about it. 00:42:44.478 --> 00:42:46.020 This is what we do, Natalie. 00:42:46.105 --> 00:42:49.983 We take people at their most fragile, and we set them adrift. 00:42:55.239 --> 00:42:57.323 You ready to go back in? 00:42:58.117 --> 00:43:00.410 All right, let's go. Come on. 00:43:44.747 --> 00:43:47.415 No, I'm fine. Tell me something sweet. 00:43:48.876 --> 00:43:49.834 I'll be back soon. 00:43:49.918 --> 00:43:53.171 I'm not really sure how long this whole exercise is supposed to last. 00:43:53.255 --> 00:43:55.715 No, I don't even think of him that way. He's old. 00:44:36.924 --> 00:44:37.965 I'm done? 00:44:38.050 --> 00:44:40.051 I wasn't expecting this. Not at all. 00:44:40.135 --> 00:44:41.135 Just like that? 00:44:41.220 --> 00:44:45.014 I'm disappointed that I've given so much of my life... 00:44:45.099 --> 00:44:46.432 This is not fair. 00:44:46.517 --> 00:44:48.893 There are people that are gonna be way more qualified than me now. 00:44:48.977 --> 00:44:51.270 I don't know what to do when I wake up in the morning tomorrow. 00:44:59.154 --> 00:45:00.738 Are you okay? 00:45:02.574 --> 00:45:05.410 - Are we going? - Yeah. 00:45:23.011 --> 00:45:25.930 This is how I start every day of my life. 00:45:28.225 --> 00:45:31.394 Now, this is gonna be a little difficult, so stay with me. 00:45:31.478 --> 00:45:33.396 You have a new backpack. 00:45:33.480 --> 00:45:36.899 Only this time, I want you to fill it with people. 00:45:37.151 --> 00:45:40.528 Start with casual acquaintances, friends of friends, 00:45:41.155 --> 00:45:42.905 folks around the office. 00:45:42.990 --> 00:45:44.073 And then you move into the people 00:45:44.158 --> 00:45:46.159 that you trust with your most intimate secrets. 00:45:46.243 --> 00:45:48.911 Your cousins, your aunts, your uncles, 00:45:48.996 --> 00:45:51.873 your brothers, your sisters, your parents. 00:45:53.000 --> 00:45:57.503 And finally your husband, your wife, your boyfriend or your girlfriend. 00:45:59.006 --> 00:46:01.507 You get them into that backpack. 00:46:03.051 --> 00:46:06.262 Don't worry. I'm not gonna ask you to light it on fire. 00:46:08.182 --> 00:46:09.807 Feel the weight of that bag. 00:46:10.893 --> 00:46:13.102 Make no mistake, your relationships are the heaviest 00:46:13.187 --> 00:46:15.229 components in your life. 00:46:16.940 --> 00:46:20.276 Do you feel the straps cutting into your shoulders? 00:46:21.904 --> 00:46:27.200 All those negotiations and arguments and secrets and compromises. 00:46:31.038 --> 00:46:33.831 You don't need to carry all that weight. 00:46:34.208 --> 00:46:36.626 Why don't you set that bag down? 00:46:38.670 --> 00:46:41.047 Some animals were meant to carry each other, 00:46:41.131 --> 00:46:43.800 to live symbiotically for a lifetime. 00:46:44.593 --> 00:46:46.969 Star-crossed lovers, monogamous swans. 00:46:47.054 --> 00:46:49.055 We are not those animals. 00:46:51.725 --> 00:46:54.310 The slower we move, the faster we die. 00:46:54.394 --> 00:46:56.562 We are not swans. 00:46:58.190 --> 00:46:59.732 We're sharks. 00:47:13.914 --> 00:47:15.373 - Never? - No. 00:47:15.958 --> 00:47:17.416 - Ever? - No. 00:47:18.126 --> 00:47:20.419 - You never want to get married? - Nope. 00:47:20.504 --> 00:47:22.839 - Never want kids? - Not a chance. 00:47:22.923 --> 00:47:24.757 - Ever? - Never. 00:47:25.634 --> 00:47:28.261 - Is that so bizarre? - Yes. 00:47:28.720 --> 00:47:30.137 Yes, it is. 00:47:30.639 --> 00:47:33.057 I just don't see the value in it. 00:47:33.892 --> 00:47:36.394 - All right, sell it to me. - What? 00:47:36.478 --> 00:47:38.271 Sell me marriage. 00:47:39.940 --> 00:47:42.441 - Okay, how about love? - Okay. 00:47:43.819 --> 00:47:46.362 Stability, just somebody you can count on. 00:47:46.446 --> 00:47:48.447 How many stable marriages do you know? 00:47:48.532 --> 00:47:51.450 Somebody to talk to, someone to spend your life with. 00:47:51.535 --> 00:47:55.538 I'm surrounded by people to talk to. I doubt that's going to change. 00:47:56.415 --> 00:47:58.791 How about just not dying alone? 00:47:59.459 --> 00:48:00.585 Starting when I was 12, 00:48:00.669 --> 00:48:03.337 we moved each one of my grandparents into a nursing facility. 00:48:03.422 --> 00:48:05.214 My parents went the same way. 00:48:05.299 --> 00:48:07.800 Make no mistake, we all die alone. 00:48:08.135 --> 00:48:12.805 Now, those cult members in San Diego with the Kool-Aid and the sneakers, 00:48:13.307 --> 00:48:15.057 they didn't die alone. 00:48:15.142 --> 00:48:17.768 I'm just saying there are options. 00:48:20.772 --> 00:48:22.231 Fuck. 00:48:23.692 --> 00:48:25.276 Brian left me. 00:48:32.826 --> 00:48:34.285 All right. 00:48:36.455 --> 00:48:38.331 Okay, okay. All right. 00:48:40.334 --> 00:48:41.792 All right. 00:48:44.087 --> 00:48:45.212 Yeah. 00:48:51.553 --> 00:48:52.678 Hey. 00:48:56.767 --> 00:48:59.977 Natalie, this is Alex, my friend. This is Natalie. 00:49:01.438 --> 00:49:03.481 I should give you both a moment. 00:49:03.565 --> 00:49:05.316 No. No, that's fine. 00:49:05.400 --> 00:49:08.110 I'm fine. It's a pleasure to meet you. 00:49:09.071 --> 00:49:12.865 Maybe we should just all go up to our rooms and freshen up. 00:49:13.325 --> 00:49:14.617 Or maybe a drink? 00:49:14.701 --> 00:49:15.785 Now you're talking. 00:49:19.331 --> 00:49:21.791 He broke up with you over text message? 00:49:21.875 --> 00:49:25.169 It's kind of like firing someone over the Internet. 00:49:26.964 --> 00:49:28.172 What a weaselly prick. 00:49:28.256 --> 00:49:30.424 Yeah. But what does that make me? 00:49:30.509 --> 00:49:33.052 - Someone who falls for a prick. - We all fall for them. 00:49:33.136 --> 00:49:35.930 Pricks are spontaneous, they're unpredictable, and they're fun. 00:49:36.014 --> 00:49:39.308 And then we're surprised when they turn out to be pricks. 00:49:39.393 --> 00:49:41.477 I followed him to Omaha. 00:49:41.561 --> 00:49:42.979 You did? 00:49:43.563 --> 00:49:44.814 I had a job waiting for me in San Francisco 00:49:44.898 --> 00:49:47.400 when he got an offer from ConAgra. 00:49:48.860 --> 00:49:51.028 He said we could start a life together. 00:49:52.239 --> 00:49:53.739 So, I followed him. 00:49:53.824 --> 00:49:55.282 To Nebraska? 00:49:58.453 --> 00:50:00.579 I thought I'd be engaged by now. 00:50:01.415 --> 00:50:02.832 No offense. 00:50:02.916 --> 00:50:05.292 - None taken. - That's all right. 00:50:06.586 --> 00:50:09.672 When I was 16, I thought by 23 I'd be married, 00:50:10.424 --> 00:50:11.465 maybe have a kid, 00:50:11.550 --> 00:50:14.593 corner office by day, entertaining at night. 00:50:14.678 --> 00:50:16.595 I was supposed to be driving a Grand Cherokee by now. 00:50:16.680 --> 00:50:19.598 Yeah, life can underwhelm you that way. 00:50:20.100 --> 00:50:23.019 I mean, where did you think you'd be by... 00:50:26.273 --> 00:50:27.440 It doesn't work that way. 00:50:27.524 --> 00:50:29.567 At a certain point, you stop with the deadlines. 00:50:29.651 --> 00:50:31.402 It can be a little counterproductive. 00:50:31.486 --> 00:50:33.487 I don't want to say anything that's anti-feminist. 00:50:33.572 --> 00:50:36.907 I really appreciate everything that your generation did for me. 00:50:36.992 --> 00:50:38.492 - It was our pleasure. - Well done. 00:50:38.577 --> 00:50:41.537 But sometimes it feels like no matter how much success I have, 00:50:41.621 --> 00:50:44.248 it's not gonna matter until I find the right guy. 00:50:45.167 --> 00:50:47.585 You really thought this guy was the one? 00:50:48.170 --> 00:50:49.962 I could have made it work. 00:50:50.422 --> 00:50:53.174 He... He really fit the bill. 00:50:53.759 --> 00:50:55.760 - You know? - The bill? 00:50:55.844 --> 00:50:57.803 White-collar, college grad, 00:50:58.263 --> 00:51:02.808 loves dogs, likes funny movies, 6'1 ", brown hair, kind eyes, 00:51:02.893 --> 00:51:07.021 works in finance but is outdoorsy, you know, on the weekends. 00:51:08.523 --> 00:51:14.820 I always imagined he'd have a single syllable name like Matt or John or Dave. 00:51:16.406 --> 00:51:18.240 In a perfect world, he drives a 4Runner. 00:51:18.325 --> 00:51:22.161 And the only thing he loves more than me is his golden Lab. 00:51:23.497 --> 00:51:25.164 And a nice smile. 00:51:28.043 --> 00:51:30.336 - What about you? - Let me think. 00:51:33.173 --> 00:51:35.216 You know, honestly, by the time you're 34, 00:51:35.300 --> 00:51:38.052 all the physical requirements just go out the window. 00:51:38.136 --> 00:51:42.014 I mean, like, you secretly pray that he'll be taller than you, 00:51:43.016 --> 00:51:44.642 and not an asshole would be nice. 00:51:44.726 --> 00:51:47.603 Just someone who enjoys my company, comes from a good family. 00:51:47.687 --> 00:51:50.397 Because you don't think about that when you're younger. 00:51:50.482 --> 00:51:53.275 I don't know. Someone who wants kids. 00:51:54.111 --> 00:51:56.195 Likes kids. Wants kids. 00:51:57.239 --> 00:51:59.865 Healthy enough to play with his kids. 00:52:03.120 --> 00:52:06.247 Please let him earn more money than I do. 00:52:06.331 --> 00:52:09.291 You might not understand that now, but believe me, you will one day. 00:52:09.376 --> 00:52:12.211 Otherwise, that's a recipe for disaster. 00:52:13.880 --> 00:52:16.465 And hopefully some hair on his head, 00:52:16.883 --> 00:52:20.386 but, I mean, even that's not a deal breaker these days. 00:52:23.807 --> 00:52:25.391 A nice smile. 00:52:27.519 --> 00:52:30.729 Yeah, a nice smile. Nice smile just might do it. 00:52:33.733 --> 00:52:35.734 Wow, that was depressing. 00:52:37.529 --> 00:52:40.114 - I should just date women. - Tried it. 00:52:40.740 --> 00:52:42.908 We're no picnic ourselves. 00:52:46.496 --> 00:52:48.956 I don't mind being married to my career, 00:52:50.208 --> 00:52:53.836 and I don't expect it to hold me in bed as I fall asleep. 00:52:57.716 --> 00:53:00.050 I just don't want to settle. 00:53:00.552 --> 00:53:04.388 You're young. Right now you see settling as some sort of a failure. 00:53:04.472 --> 00:53:07.141 It is, by definition. 00:53:07.934 --> 00:53:12.313 Yeah. But by the time someone is right for you, it won't feel like settling. 00:53:12.397 --> 00:53:13.856 And the only person left to judge you 00:53:13.940 --> 00:53:17.651 will be the 23-year-old girl with a target on your back. 00:53:21.364 --> 00:53:23.908 So, what's the plan for the evening? 00:53:24.201 --> 00:53:28.454 Well, we were gonna hit that party for the tech conference at the hotel. 00:53:28.538 --> 00:53:30.247 I didn't know you could just attend those. 00:53:30.332 --> 00:53:32.541 I thought you had to be registered. 00:53:32.626 --> 00:53:34.001 Well, technically, I don't think 00:53:34.085 --> 00:53:36.795 - it's open to the public. - Just gonna stop by. 00:53:37.214 --> 00:53:39.298 You're gonna crash it? 00:53:39.883 --> 00:53:41.967 - They throw a really nice party. - Well, they have more money 00:53:42.052 --> 00:53:44.470 - than they know what to do with. - And they have a good time, usually. 00:53:44.554 --> 00:53:46.805 No, no, I get it. I'm in. 00:54:07.786 --> 00:54:09.370 Jennifer Chu? 00:54:09.996 --> 00:54:11.997 - Shit! - It'll be fine. 00:54:34.688 --> 00:54:36.355 Doing all right? 00:54:38.149 --> 00:54:40.276 Yeah. This was a great idea. 00:54:42.445 --> 00:54:44.154 You're so pretty. 00:54:45.115 --> 00:54:48.367 You're exactly what I wanna look like in 15 years. 00:54:48.785 --> 00:54:50.577 Thank you, Natalie. 00:54:50.829 --> 00:54:52.538 You should dance. 00:54:56.293 --> 00:54:57.376 - Come on. - No, no, no. 00:54:57.460 --> 00:54:59.003 Come on. 00:55:16.813 --> 00:55:19.064 - Hi. I'm Dave. - I'm Natalie. 00:55:20.150 --> 00:55:21.775 Who's Jennifer? 00:55:23.445 --> 00:55:24.945 I don't know. 00:55:26.239 --> 00:55:29.199 All right. How's everybody doing out there? 00:55:30.869 --> 00:55:34.246 All right. Right about now, give it up for a very special alphaTECH guest. 00:55:34.331 --> 00:55:36.415 Young MC! 00:55:38.752 --> 00:55:40.627 What's up, alphaTECH? 00:55:40.920 --> 00:55:44.298 I got a busted computer at home. Can somebody fix it for me? 00:56:18.083 --> 00:56:19.041 Bust a move! 00:56:19.125 --> 00:56:20.501 - Say, "Yeah!" - Yeah! 00:56:20.668 --> 00:56:22.795 - Say, "Oh, yeah!" - Oh, yeah! 00:56:22.879 --> 00:56:26.548 - Say, "Bust a move!" - Bust a move! 00:56:26.633 --> 00:56:29.093 - Let me hear you say, "Yeah!" - Yeah! 00:56:32.806 --> 00:56:35.974 I want you to have a key to my place. 00:56:38.353 --> 00:56:42.773 Wow. I had no idea we were at that point in our relationship. 00:56:42.982 --> 00:56:44.608 - Yes. - Wow. 00:56:49.447 --> 00:56:50.614 Where is she? 00:56:50.824 --> 00:56:54.410 Lying in my bed I hear the 00:56:54.494 --> 00:56:58.080 Clock tick and think of you 00:56:58.164 --> 00:57:01.125 Caught up in circles 00:57:01.209 --> 00:57:05.421 Confusion is nothing new 00:57:05.505 --> 00:57:06.922 Flash back 00:57:07.006 --> 00:57:09.174 To warm nights 00:57:09.426 --> 00:57:11.844 Almost left behind 00:57:12.762 --> 00:57:16.765 Suitcase of memories 00:57:16.850 --> 00:57:18.434 Time after 00:57:18.518 --> 00:57:21.353 Sometimes you picture me... 00:57:26.067 --> 00:57:28.819 Back home I don't get to act the way I do with you. 00:57:28.903 --> 00:57:32.781 - That's why I don't have a back home. - I know. 00:57:33.032 --> 00:57:34.700 You're so cool. 00:57:35.201 --> 00:57:37.202 Mr. Empty Backpack. 00:57:38.705 --> 00:57:40.497 - You know about my backpack? - I googled you. 00:57:40.582 --> 00:57:41.832 You did? 00:57:41.916 --> 00:57:44.460 It's what us modern girls do when we have a crush. 00:57:45.837 --> 00:57:47.296 Did it bother you? 00:57:47.380 --> 00:57:48.547 It depends. 00:57:48.631 --> 00:57:50.924 Is the bag empty because you hate people 00:57:51.009 --> 00:57:53.093 or because you hate the baggage that they come along with? 00:57:53.178 --> 00:57:55.637 I don't hate people. I'm not exactly a hermit. 00:57:55.722 --> 00:58:00.225 You just don't want to be tied down with the whole responsibility thing? 00:58:00.643 --> 00:58:03.812 I don't know what originally sparked the backpack. 00:58:03.897 --> 00:58:05.898 Probably needed to be alone. 00:58:07.358 --> 00:58:11.403 Recently, I've been thinking that I needed to empty the backpack 00:58:11.988 --> 00:58:14.656 before I knew what to put back in it. 00:58:32.926 --> 00:58:36.220 - Oh, no! - I think we're out of gas. 00:59:17.303 --> 00:59:18.971 Hey. You're up? 00:59:19.806 --> 00:59:23.141 Yeah, I have to fly standby and make a meeting in Cincinnati. 00:59:25.144 --> 00:59:26.270 Okay. 00:59:27.939 --> 00:59:29.856 I made you feel cheap. 00:59:30.608 --> 00:59:33.986 It's all right. Just leave the money on the dresser. 00:59:34.821 --> 00:59:37.823 I'll text you later so we can swap schedules. 00:59:41.202 --> 00:59:42.327 Hey. 00:59:44.330 --> 00:59:46.039 I really like you. 00:59:47.417 --> 00:59:50.419 - I like you, too. - Good. 00:59:52.839 --> 00:59:54.631 Go catch your plane. 01:00:07.353 --> 01:00:08.854 Last night... 01:00:09.522 --> 01:00:12.649 It was kind of out of hand, and I said things... 01:00:14.110 --> 01:00:17.237 I'm not actually sure of everything that I said, 01:00:17.322 --> 01:00:20.115 - but I didn't want you to think... - Just relax. 01:00:20.199 --> 01:00:22.701 It was nice to see you cut loose. 01:00:23.036 --> 01:00:25.329 So, did you wake him up or slip out? 01:00:27.081 --> 01:00:29.791 - What? - This morning. Your new friend. 01:00:29.876 --> 01:00:31.376 Did you wake him up for an awkward goodbye 01:00:31.461 --> 01:00:34.546 or did you just slip out and make him feel like a whore? 01:00:36.883 --> 01:00:39.676 - I just left. - Protocol's always tricky. 01:00:43.097 --> 01:00:44.848 What happened to Alex? 01:00:44.932 --> 01:00:47.017 She had to leave town early to get to a meeting. 01:00:47.101 --> 01:00:50.270 - That's too bad. Where does she live? - Chicago. 01:00:51.522 --> 01:00:53.065 Thinking of going to see her? 01:00:53.149 --> 01:00:55.484 We don't really have that kind of relationship. Try right over there. 01:00:55.568 --> 01:00:57.152 That direction. 01:00:57.654 --> 01:01:00.906 What kind of relationship do you have? 01:01:01.449 --> 01:01:03.533 Well, you know, casual. 01:01:04.661 --> 01:01:07.412 - Sounds pretty special. - It works for us. 01:01:09.707 --> 01:01:12.125 Don't you think there's a future there? 01:01:12.210 --> 01:01:14.503 I never really thought about it. What's going on here? 01:01:14.587 --> 01:01:17.130 - Really never thought about it? - No. 01:01:18.925 --> 01:01:21.009 How can you not think about that? 01:01:21.094 --> 01:01:22.594 How does it not even cross your mind 01:01:22.679 --> 01:01:24.388 that you might want a future with someone? 01:01:24.472 --> 01:01:27.516 It's simple. You know that moment when you look into somebody's eyes 01:01:27.600 --> 01:01:29.893 and you can feel them staring into your soul 01:01:29.977 --> 01:01:33.522 and the whole world goes quiet just for a second? 01:01:33.606 --> 01:01:35.816 - Yes. - Right. Well, I don't. 01:01:37.026 --> 01:01:39.069 - You're an asshole. - No. 01:01:39.153 --> 01:01:40.987 Look, I'm just dicking around. Come on. Give me a hand. 01:01:41.072 --> 01:01:42.531 Don't you think it's worth giving her a chance? 01:01:42.615 --> 01:01:45.367 - A chance to what? - A chance at something real. 01:01:45.451 --> 01:01:48.161 Natalie, your definition of real is going to evolve as you get older. 01:01:48.246 --> 01:01:50.163 Can you stop condescending for one second 01:01:50.248 --> 01:01:52.833 or is that one of the principles of your bullshit philosophy? 01:01:52.917 --> 01:01:55.544 - Bullshit philosophy? - The isolation, the traveling. 01:01:55.628 --> 01:01:58.171 - Is that supposed to be charming? - No, it's simply a life choice. 01:01:58.256 --> 01:02:01.508 - It's a cocoon of self-banishment. - Wow. Big words. 01:02:01.968 --> 01:02:03.176 Screw you. 01:02:03.261 --> 01:02:05.011 Screw you, too. 01:02:05.096 --> 01:02:07.597 You have set up a way of life that basically makes it impossible 01:02:07.682 --> 01:02:09.599 for you to have any kind of human connection. 01:02:09.684 --> 01:02:11.017 And now this woman comes along 01:02:11.102 --> 01:02:14.521 and somehow runs the gauntlet of your ridiculous life choice 01:02:14.605 --> 01:02:18.191 and comes out on the other end smiling just so you can call her "casual"? 01:02:18.276 --> 01:02:21.069 I need to grow up? You're a 12-year-old. 01:02:21.571 --> 01:02:23.655 I don't have a gauntlet... 01:02:26.784 --> 01:02:27.993 Fuck. 01:03:09.243 --> 01:03:11.787 Now, listen, these Detroit guys can be tough. 01:03:11.871 --> 01:03:12.996 They've been getting hammered. 01:03:13.080 --> 01:03:15.123 So, you don't get distracted. Stick with the simple stuff. 01:03:15.208 --> 01:03:19.544 You get these packets in their hand and you get them out the door, okay? 01:03:32.266 --> 01:03:34.559 Hey, welcome to Detroit. 01:03:35.061 --> 01:03:36.311 What's going on here? 01:03:36.395 --> 01:03:38.438 I've been looking at those great numbers over the last few days. 01:03:38.523 --> 01:03:40.774 I thought maybe we should just nut up and give this a try. 01:03:40.858 --> 01:03:42.150 We could use a little more time. 01:03:42.235 --> 01:03:45.153 Well, you got to leave the nest at some point, huh? 01:03:45.238 --> 01:03:47.864 This is a real company, Craig. We're here to do some damage. 01:03:47.949 --> 01:03:50.158 I know. It's a good thing we brought our best, okay. 01:03:50.243 --> 01:03:51.701 Let's stop screwing around. 01:03:51.786 --> 01:03:54.871 All right. Just give me a minute to prepare and get my things together. 01:03:54.956 --> 01:03:58.333 I was thinking that Natalie was going to take this one. 01:03:58.417 --> 01:03:59.918 She's hardly ready for that. 01:04:00.002 --> 01:04:02.212 I've been watching her results the last few days. She's great. 01:04:02.296 --> 01:04:03.672 This is a whole other animal. 01:04:03.756 --> 01:04:05.799 You know, she created it and everything, right? 01:04:05.883 --> 01:04:08.260 Natalie, are you not up for it? 01:04:10.471 --> 01:04:12.848 - Yeah, I'm game. - That's my girl. 01:04:14.267 --> 01:04:18.436 Just remember, don't apologize, don't tell them how hard this is for you. 01:04:18.521 --> 01:04:20.856 Today's one of the worst days they're ever gonna have in their life. 01:04:20.940 --> 01:04:23.441 How we feel doesn't even compare. 01:04:24.694 --> 01:04:26.361 - Got it. - All right. Just keep it professional. 01:04:26.445 --> 01:04:27.946 You'll be fine. 01:04:32.451 --> 01:04:33.910 What's all this? What's going on? 01:04:33.995 --> 01:04:37.747 Hello, Mr. Samuels. I wish I were here with better news. 01:04:39.458 --> 01:04:43.461 However, your position here at Wertheimer's is no longer available. 01:04:43.546 --> 01:04:45.755 What are you talking about? 01:04:47.133 --> 01:04:48.633 You've been let go. 01:04:49.635 --> 01:04:51.303 Just like that? 01:04:53.139 --> 01:04:54.681 Who are you? 01:04:56.142 --> 01:04:58.059 My name is Miss Keener, 01:04:58.311 --> 01:05:00.854 and I'm here today to talk about your options. 01:05:00.938 --> 01:05:03.690 I worked for this company for 17 years 01:05:03.774 --> 01:05:06.484 and they send a fourth-grader to can me? 01:05:07.528 --> 01:05:09.821 What the fuck is this? 01:05:18.998 --> 01:05:21.541 It's perfectly normal to be upset. 01:05:21.626 --> 01:05:24.252 However, the sooner you can tell yourself that greater 01:05:24.337 --> 01:05:26.087 - opportunities are waiting for you... - Greater opportunities? 01:05:26.172 --> 01:05:28.423 I'm 57 fucking years old. 01:05:30.635 --> 01:05:33.845 Anybody who ever built an empire or changed the world 01:05:33.930 --> 01:05:35.347 sat where you are now. 01:05:37.516 --> 01:05:41.436 And it's because they sat there that they were able to do it. 01:05:45.524 --> 01:05:49.569 There's a packet in front of you. I want you to take some time and review it. 01:05:51.447 --> 01:05:54.699 All the answers you're looking for are inside those pages. 01:05:58.329 --> 01:06:00.205 The sooner you trust the process, 01:06:00.289 --> 01:06:03.959 the sooner the next step of your life will unveil itself. 01:06:11.550 --> 01:06:12.926 I need you to go back to your office now 01:06:13.010 --> 01:06:16.096 and start putting together your personal things. 01:06:33.906 --> 01:06:36.908 Mr. Samuels, that's all we can discuss now. 01:06:41.205 --> 01:06:43.205 Mr. Samuels. 01:06:57.221 --> 01:06:58.847 Mr. Samuels! 01:07:15.072 --> 01:07:16.698 You did good. 01:07:18.993 --> 01:07:21.578 You okay? You want me to take over? 01:07:21.787 --> 01:07:23.580 No, I'm all right. 01:07:39.180 --> 01:07:41.389 No. Look, we just got here. 01:07:41.474 --> 01:07:44.225 That's one place. I think we need to try a few more. 01:07:45.436 --> 01:07:46.436 Maybe it doesn't make a difference, 01:07:46.520 --> 01:07:49.022 but it's comforting to know that we're in the next room. 01:07:49.106 --> 01:07:52.233 I know you don't give a shit about my comfort. 01:07:52.818 --> 01:07:55.904 I think we could try a few more, that's all I'm saying. 01:07:59.742 --> 01:08:00.909 Fine. 01:08:03.996 --> 01:08:06.498 All right. Okay. All right. 01:08:13.380 --> 01:08:17.759 He thought you did a great job. You did. I'm real proud of you. 01:08:18.928 --> 01:08:20.178 Thanks. 01:08:22.807 --> 01:08:25.183 They're pulling us off the road. 01:08:26.936 --> 01:08:28.520 We're going home. 01:08:28.854 --> 01:08:31.314 Really? For good? 01:08:32.358 --> 01:08:33.650 Yeah. 01:08:35.945 --> 01:08:37.278 Good job. 01:09:03.430 --> 01:09:06.975 I'm sorry about what I said about Alex. That was out of line. 01:09:07.059 --> 01:09:08.977 It's all right. I understand. 01:09:09.061 --> 01:09:12.647 I mean, who am I to be doling out relationship advice, right? 01:09:12.731 --> 01:09:14.149 No kidding. 01:09:18.571 --> 01:09:20.530 Are you gonna be okay? 01:09:21.365 --> 01:09:23.575 - What do you mean? - In Omaha? 01:09:26.871 --> 01:09:28.121 I don't know. 01:09:30.291 --> 01:09:32.625 It's better than you'd think. 01:09:42.011 --> 01:09:43.303 Ryan. 01:09:43.762 --> 01:09:45.972 Ryan. Where are you going? 01:09:46.056 --> 01:09:48.725 I'm grabbing another flight. Something I've got to take care of. 01:09:48.809 --> 01:09:50.935 I'll see you back at home. 01:10:10.331 --> 01:10:12.707 Okay, just walk it in a little. 01:10:13.083 --> 01:10:14.626 A little more. 01:10:15.294 --> 01:10:17.378 There you go. Yeah. 01:10:21.133 --> 01:10:22.383 Got it. 01:10:26.096 --> 01:10:27.972 They're a cute couple. 01:10:28.265 --> 01:10:31.309 - You think so? - Yeah, they'll make cute kids. 01:10:32.645 --> 01:10:35.313 How do you like Wisconsin in February? 01:10:36.440 --> 01:10:38.274 I like it if you're there. 01:10:38.359 --> 01:10:40.318 And I know a killer burger in Milwaukee. 01:10:40.402 --> 01:10:42.278 Northern Wisconsin. 01:10:44.573 --> 01:10:46.407 What are you doing this weekend? 01:10:47.785 --> 01:10:49.827 - No. - What, I haven't... 01:10:49.912 --> 01:10:53.706 - Well, you want me to be your date? - Yeah. Yeah. 01:10:53.791 --> 01:10:57.710 - At your sister's wedding? - It's not like I know her that well. 01:10:58.087 --> 01:11:00.880 Look, I'm not the wedding type, right? 01:11:01.215 --> 01:11:04.259 But for the first time in my life, I don't want to be that guy alone at a bar. 01:11:04.343 --> 01:11:07.136 I want a dance partner. I want a "plus one." 01:11:07.221 --> 01:11:10.556 And if you can stomach it, I'd like it to be you. 01:11:35.708 --> 01:11:38.042 Excuse me. Are you available? 01:11:38.502 --> 01:11:41.838 This line's for members of our Matterhorn Program. 01:11:47.386 --> 01:11:48.845 Hey. Ryan. 01:11:50.180 --> 01:11:52.807 - Hey. - Kara. Hi. 01:11:52.891 --> 01:11:55.184 - Hi. - Hey. Hi. 01:11:55.352 --> 01:11:56.811 Alex, this is my sister Kara. 01:11:56.895 --> 01:11:58.563 - Hi. - Well, hello. 01:11:59.982 --> 01:12:02.734 Ryan's told me nothing about you. 01:12:04.278 --> 01:12:06.237 So, you two are dating? 01:12:08.699 --> 01:12:11.284 - Not exactly. - Well, hey, don't worry about it. 01:12:11.368 --> 01:12:14.620 We're all getting a little old to be calling someone girlfriend. 01:12:14.705 --> 01:12:17.165 I remember when Mom used to call Jack her boyfriend. 01:12:17.249 --> 01:12:21.169 God. Drove me up the wall. Boyfriends are for kids, right? 01:12:22.796 --> 01:12:24.881 So, what are you doing at the hotel? 01:12:24.965 --> 01:12:30.553 Yeah. Okay, Frank and I are trying out a trial separation. 01:12:31.055 --> 01:12:32.680 I'm sorry. So, you're not staying at the house? 01:12:32.765 --> 01:12:34.766 No, there was a room on hold here, 01:12:34.850 --> 01:12:37.685 so I thought I'd just take it for the weekend. 01:12:40.397 --> 01:12:43.483 - So, the rehearsal dinner. - Yeah, tonight. I'll see you two there. 01:12:47.946 --> 01:12:49.364 Nice digs. 01:12:52.493 --> 01:12:54.202 There's a packet. 01:13:00.542 --> 01:13:02.418 Hey, look who's here. 01:13:03.003 --> 01:13:04.504 - Oh, my God! - He finally made it. 01:13:04.588 --> 01:13:06.714 - Oh, my God! Ryan! - Hey. 01:13:08.592 --> 01:13:09.801 Hi. 01:13:10.969 --> 01:13:14.389 - You must be Alex. - Yes, I am. Hi. How are you? 01:13:14.473 --> 01:13:17.433 - You are so beautiful. Kara was right. - Thank you. 01:13:19.561 --> 01:13:23.773 Gosh. You look so grown-up. 01:13:23.982 --> 01:13:26.067 I do? You're the one that's getting married. 01:13:26.151 --> 01:13:27.902 I know, right? 01:13:28.821 --> 01:13:31.447 You haven't even seen my ring. 01:13:32.866 --> 01:13:34.742 - Look at that. - It's lovely. 01:13:34.827 --> 01:13:37.453 - Jim designed it. - That's... 01:13:37.538 --> 01:13:39.038 Hey, Jim. 01:13:41.291 --> 01:13:43.334 - Hey. - How's it going? 01:13:43.419 --> 01:13:45.962 - Hey. I'm Ryan. - Jim. Good to meet you. 01:13:46.046 --> 01:13:48.172 - Alex. Pleasure. - Pleasure. 01:13:49.174 --> 01:13:51.426 Thank you, guys, for coming. 01:13:51.844 --> 01:13:53.219 Brother! 01:13:55.305 --> 01:13:57.932 - It's true, though. - Yeah, it's crazy. 01:13:59.143 --> 01:14:01.102 I got the pictures you asked me to get. 01:14:01.186 --> 01:14:03.688 You can just put them right there. 01:14:05.858 --> 01:14:07.358 Yeah, okay. 01:14:37.014 --> 01:14:38.848 You got so many of them up there, I almost didn't have room. 01:14:38.932 --> 01:14:42.143 I know. It's so great. Everyone just chipped in. 01:14:43.061 --> 01:14:45.980 What gave you the idea to do something so... 01:14:46.064 --> 01:14:47.064 Substantial. 01:14:47.149 --> 01:14:53.112 Well, Jim has a lot of our nest egg invested in this real estate venture. 01:14:53.655 --> 01:14:55.865 It's a real estate investment. 01:14:55.949 --> 01:14:58.910 It's exciting, but we went over our finances and... 01:14:58.994 --> 01:15:00.912 A honeymoon just kind of at this state in the game 01:15:00.996 --> 01:15:02.997 just doesn't really seem affordable. 01:15:03.081 --> 01:15:05.249 So, you know, we just thought, 01:15:05.334 --> 01:15:08.920 "Just because we can't travel doesn't mean we can't have pictures." 01:15:09.004 --> 01:15:11.631 - No, I think that's a fabulous idea. - Yeah, it's a good one. 01:15:11.715 --> 01:15:14.467 I mean, the concept is turnkey everything. 01:15:14.551 --> 01:15:17.053 Okay? You buy a maintenance contract when you get the home. 01:15:17.137 --> 01:15:19.472 You know, we'll whack your weeds, we'll change your light bulbs. 01:15:19.556 --> 01:15:20.932 Furniture, you can bring your own 01:15:21.016 --> 01:15:23.226 or else you can pick one of our beautiful packages. 01:15:23.310 --> 01:15:26.020 Seamless traditionalism, yet all the perks. 01:15:26.104 --> 01:15:27.355 Nice. 01:15:27.439 --> 01:15:29.190 And we all need a place to call our own. 01:15:29.274 --> 01:15:32.401 This is America. This is what we were promised. 01:15:32.986 --> 01:15:35.196 - It's a nice touch. - What? 01:15:35.447 --> 01:15:38.533 The bit at the end about the promise. I like that part. 01:15:38.617 --> 01:15:40.284 Thanks. 01:15:42.913 --> 01:15:46.249 You... You still renting that one-bedroom? 01:15:46.959 --> 01:15:49.877 - No. I gave it up. - So, you own now? 01:15:49.962 --> 01:15:52.088 - No. - But you're looking? 01:15:53.298 --> 01:15:54.882 No, not really. 01:15:56.301 --> 01:15:58.135 So, you're just good? 01:15:58.845 --> 01:16:00.221 I'm good. 01:16:00.639 --> 01:16:02.306 Well, that's good. 01:16:02.391 --> 01:16:05.726 Can you believe it's tomorrow? How are you gonna sleep? 01:16:05.811 --> 01:16:07.311 I don't know. 01:16:07.980 --> 01:16:11.315 - Well, do you want some Xanax? - I don't think that's for sleeping. 01:16:11.400 --> 01:16:15.152 Yeah. No, I think I'll just have a glass of warm milk. 01:16:15.237 --> 01:16:18.030 - That'll do the trick. - Okay. See you tomorrow. 01:16:18.115 --> 01:16:19.407 - Okay. - Bye. 01:16:19.491 --> 01:16:20.491 Bye. 01:16:20.617 --> 01:16:22.910 Hey. There's another box inside. 01:16:22.995 --> 01:16:24.704 - I'll grab it. - You sure? 01:16:24.788 --> 01:16:26.497 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 01:16:36.008 --> 01:16:38.926 - Jim seems like a good guy. - Yeah, isn't he great? 01:16:39.011 --> 01:16:41.679 He's going to make a great husband. 01:16:43.390 --> 01:16:45.266 You know, Julie, I was thinking, 01:16:45.350 --> 01:16:48.102 you know, with Dad not being here, 01:16:49.771 --> 01:16:53.691 I was wondering if you had anybody to walk you down the aisle. 01:16:55.527 --> 01:16:56.694 Yeah. 01:16:58.196 --> 01:17:00.531 No, Jim's uncle is gonna do it. 01:17:00.949 --> 01:17:03.159 He's been really supportive. 01:17:03.619 --> 01:17:05.119 He's been great. 01:17:05.203 --> 01:17:08.331 Well, good. That's great. I just wanted to make sure that you... 01:17:09.249 --> 01:17:12.043 I wanted you to be covered, that's all. 01:17:15.297 --> 01:17:17.632 So, I should be there, what? 01:17:17.716 --> 01:17:20.134 Yeah, the guests are arriving around 5:00, 01:17:20.218 --> 01:17:24.305 and things get going at 5:30, so around then. 01:17:24.389 --> 01:17:25.765 Okay. 01:17:29.394 --> 01:17:32.563 Let me... I'm gonna help you with those. 01:17:33.273 --> 01:17:34.565 Got it. 01:17:35.609 --> 01:17:38.069 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 01:17:48.080 --> 01:17:50.164 None of that was here. 01:17:50.248 --> 01:17:51.999 This is all new. 01:18:03.095 --> 01:18:04.512 Really? 01:18:05.555 --> 01:18:07.848 - Is that all you got? - What? 01:18:15.440 --> 01:18:17.108 Give me a boost. 01:18:19.111 --> 01:18:20.444 Watch... 01:18:21.571 --> 01:18:22.863 Hang on. 01:18:30.163 --> 01:18:31.831 I took Geography in here. 01:18:32.999 --> 01:18:35.501 You ever fool around with one of your teachers? 01:18:35.585 --> 01:18:38.629 - No. Did you? - No. Not until college. 01:18:44.302 --> 01:18:46.303 That's me on the right. 01:18:48.348 --> 01:18:50.266 It's kind of hard to tell. 01:18:50.350 --> 01:18:52.810 You can tell by the eyebrows. 01:18:52.894 --> 01:18:56.021 - You played basketball? - I was a point guard. 01:18:56.106 --> 01:18:57.565 Don't act so surprised. 01:18:57.649 --> 01:19:00.234 I didn't know you were such a jock. 01:19:01.069 --> 01:19:02.695 That's me, too. 01:19:03.947 --> 01:19:05.322 And that. 01:19:07.868 --> 01:19:10.244 - My first fight. - How'd it go? 01:19:10.328 --> 01:19:12.079 Got my ass kicked. 01:19:12.414 --> 01:19:15.666 This is where we used to go to make out. 01:19:16.376 --> 01:19:19.587 Yes. Yeah. This is very romantic. 01:19:26.136 --> 01:19:27.595 Go, Cougars! 01:19:33.310 --> 01:19:35.561 I'm really happy I came here. 01:19:35.729 --> 01:19:37.271 So am I. 01:19:43.028 --> 01:19:44.445 It's Kara. 01:19:45.697 --> 01:19:47.531 - Hey. - Ryan, where are you? 01:19:47.616 --> 01:19:49.241 We're having a meltdown here. 01:19:49.367 --> 01:19:50.409 What's going on? What happened? 01:19:50.494 --> 01:19:52.912 It's Jim. Can you get back here? We need your help. 01:19:52.996 --> 01:19:54.288 Okay. 01:19:55.999 --> 01:19:57.541 We got to go. 01:20:00.796 --> 01:20:03.005 - I'll grab your suit. - Thanks. 01:20:22.734 --> 01:20:25.486 - What happened? - Jim's got cold feet. 01:20:25.570 --> 01:20:28.447 - Today? - Yeah, that's how cold feet work. 01:20:28.532 --> 01:20:31.116 - What do you want me to do? - Talk to him. 01:20:31.201 --> 01:20:34.245 - You want me to talk to him? - Hey, it's either you or me. 01:20:34.329 --> 01:20:36.997 You know my track record. I've already struck out once. 01:20:37.082 --> 01:20:39.333 I haven't been to bat. I haven't been in the dugout. 01:20:39.417 --> 01:20:41.794 Don't you talk for a living? Motivational-type stuff? 01:20:41.878 --> 01:20:44.088 I tell people how to avoid commitment. 01:20:44.798 --> 01:20:46.340 What kind of fucked-up message is that? 01:20:46.424 --> 01:20:47.883 - It's a philosophy. - It's stupid. 01:20:47.968 --> 01:20:49.760 Hey, it could have helped you. 01:20:49.845 --> 01:20:55.724 Ryan, you haven't been around much. Fuck, basically, you don't exist to us. 01:20:56.935 --> 01:20:58.978 I know you wanna be there for her. 01:20:59.771 --> 01:21:02.815 Well, here it is. This is your chance. 01:21:24.671 --> 01:21:26.672 Hey. What's up, Ryan? 01:21:28.300 --> 01:21:30.718 - Jim. - You ever read this before? 01:21:31.970 --> 01:21:35.472 - Yeah, it's pretty powerful stuff. - Yeah, I'll say. 01:21:40.437 --> 01:21:43.981 Kara mentioned that you were having some thoughts. 01:21:45.150 --> 01:21:48.819 I don't think I'm gonna be able to do this. 01:21:50.071 --> 01:21:52.573 And why would you say that today? 01:21:54.200 --> 01:21:58.412 Well, last night I was kind of laying in bed and I couldn't get to sleep, 01:21:58.496 --> 01:22:00.789 so I started thinking about the wedding and the ceremony, 01:22:00.874 --> 01:22:04.793 and about our buying a house and moving in together, 01:22:04.878 --> 01:22:07.755 and having a kid and then having another kid. 01:22:07.839 --> 01:22:11.759 And then Christmas and Thanksgiving and spring break 01:22:11.843 --> 01:22:15.179 and going to football games. And then, all of a sudden, they're graduating, 01:22:15.263 --> 01:22:17.097 they're getting jobs, and they're getting married, 01:22:17.182 --> 01:22:19.433 and, you know, I'm a grandparent. 01:22:19.517 --> 01:22:23.020 And then I'm retired. I'm losing my hair. I'm getting fat. 01:22:23.104 --> 01:22:25.314 And then the next thing you know, I'm dead. 01:22:25.398 --> 01:22:29.360 I'm just, like... I can't stop from thinking, "What's the point?" 01:22:33.073 --> 01:22:36.909 - I mean, what is the point? - The point? 01:22:36.993 --> 01:22:39.662 Yeah, I mean, what am I starting here? 01:22:41.581 --> 01:22:44.124 Jim, it's marriage. 01:22:44.209 --> 01:22:49.880 It's one of the most beautiful things on earth. It's what people aspire to. 01:22:49.965 --> 01:22:53.133 - You never got married. - That's true. 01:22:53.218 --> 01:22:57.096 - I mean, you never even tried. - Well, it's hard to define try. 01:22:57.180 --> 01:22:58.639 I don't know, just... 01:22:58.723 --> 01:23:00.891 You seem happier than all my married friends. 01:23:03.103 --> 01:23:07.189 Look, Jim, I'm not gonna lie to you. Marriage can be a pain in the ass. 01:23:07.273 --> 01:23:12.152 And you're kind of right. This all is just stuff that leads to your eventual demise. 01:23:12.237 --> 01:23:14.321 - Yes. - And we're all on running clocks, 01:23:14.406 --> 01:23:16.573 and they can't be slowed down or paused, 01:23:16.658 --> 01:23:20.160 and, you know, we all end up in the same place. 01:23:20.245 --> 01:23:21.578 Yeah. 01:23:23.373 --> 01:23:24.623 There is no point. 01:23:24.708 --> 01:23:27.418 There is no point. That's what I'm saying. 01:23:32.590 --> 01:23:34.133 You know, 01:23:35.552 --> 01:23:38.679 I'm not normally the guy you would talk to about stuff like this. 01:23:42.809 --> 01:23:44.810 If you think about it, 01:23:46.563 --> 01:23:50.983 your favorite memories, the most important moments in your life, 01:23:51.067 --> 01:23:52.609 were you alone? 01:23:54.654 --> 01:23:56.196 No, I guess not. 01:23:57.449 --> 01:24:01.201 Hey, come to think of it, last night, the night before your wedding, 01:24:01.286 --> 01:24:03.203 when all this shit is swirling around in your head, 01:24:03.288 --> 01:24:05.539 weren't you guys sleeping in separate bedrooms? 01:24:05.623 --> 01:24:07.458 Yeah, Julie went back to the apartment, 01:24:07.542 --> 01:24:10.627 and I was just by myself in the honeymoon suite. 01:24:10.712 --> 01:24:13.964 - Kind of lonely, huh? - Yes, it was pretty lonely. 01:24:15.800 --> 01:24:19.970 - Life's better with company. - Yeah. 01:24:21.097 --> 01:24:23.265 Everybody needs a co-pilot. 01:24:25.310 --> 01:24:27.686 - That was a nice touch. - Thanks. 01:24:30.565 --> 01:24:34.735 - So, what's the mood like out there? - It's not good. 01:24:35.320 --> 01:24:37.905 - She's pretty pissed? - She's upset. 01:24:40.742 --> 01:24:42.409 What should I do? 01:24:44.329 --> 01:24:45.704 Go get her. 01:25:00.929 --> 01:25:03.680 I'm such a fuck-up. I love you so much. 01:25:04.390 --> 01:25:06.391 Will you be my co-pilot? 01:25:08.603 --> 01:25:10.562 Yes. Yes. 01:25:16.319 --> 01:25:17.820 Welcome home. 01:27:52.976 --> 01:27:55.686 Okay, this is your stop. 01:28:03.152 --> 01:28:07.114 - When am I gonna see you? - You're just gonna have to come visit. 01:28:07.865 --> 01:28:09.491 So settled. 01:28:11.202 --> 01:28:13.203 You're not gonna change on me, are you? 01:28:13.288 --> 01:28:16.790 No. Same guy. Just one address. 01:28:18.793 --> 01:28:20.085 This is your final boarding call 01:28:20.169 --> 01:28:23.213 for American Airlines flight number 3972 to Chicago. 01:28:25.258 --> 01:28:27.968 All right. Call me when you get lonely. 01:28:31.222 --> 01:28:32.639 I'm lonely. 01:29:06.257 --> 01:29:07.966 Some guy sits down in a conference room somewhere 01:29:08.051 --> 01:29:11.595 and our server routes his session to one of our termination engineers. 01:29:11.679 --> 01:29:13.513 "Termination engineers"? Really? 01:29:13.598 --> 01:29:16.058 I preferred "terminators," but it bumped with Legal. 01:29:16.142 --> 01:29:17.601 Can't imagine why. 01:29:17.685 --> 01:29:19.686 They follow a workflow that takes them through anything 01:29:19.771 --> 01:29:21.313 from a standard dismissal to a violent aggressor. 01:29:21.397 --> 01:29:23.940 What are they doing now? Are they practicing? 01:29:24.025 --> 01:29:27.444 Well, beta testing, role-playing. We go live at the end of the month. 01:29:28.237 --> 01:29:30.405 Kyle, you're running through the events too quickly. 01:29:30.490 --> 01:29:32.657 You need to give them time to acknowledge each statement, okay? 01:29:32.742 --> 01:29:34.493 It's a legal thing. 01:29:35.119 --> 01:29:37.454 - Ryan? - Yeah. There's more? 01:29:45.129 --> 01:29:46.713 This is ridiculous. 01:29:46.798 --> 01:29:48.840 But, you know, Legal's really starting to come hard at me 01:29:48.925 --> 01:29:51.635 on this term "terminate," so... 01:30:30.133 --> 01:30:31.883 Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together 01:30:31.968 --> 01:30:35.095 for today's challenge speaker, Mr. Ryan Bingham. 01:30:37.390 --> 01:30:38.849 Go get them. 01:30:49.318 --> 01:30:52.404 Last year, I flew 350,000 miles. 01:30:54.073 --> 01:30:55.740 The moon is 250. 01:30:58.995 --> 01:31:03.457 I want you to imagine for a second that you're carrying a backpack. 01:31:03.541 --> 01:31:06.251 I want you to feel the straps on your shoulders. 01:31:07.211 --> 01:31:08.712 You feel them? 01:31:10.298 --> 01:31:14.885 Now I want you to pack it with all the stuff that you have in your life. 01:31:16.387 --> 01:31:21.224 Start with the little things, the things on shelves and in drawers. 01:31:41.370 --> 01:31:42.829 Excuse me. 01:31:46.459 --> 01:31:48.251 What the fuck are you doing? 01:31:48.336 --> 01:31:50.420 Okay, everyone, just relax. 01:32:15.488 --> 01:32:18.114 - Hey, you gotta sign. - Thought I did that already. 01:32:19.450 --> 01:32:21.535 - Okay, thank you. - All right. 01:32:24.372 --> 01:32:27.749 Hey, you forgot to give me your Hertz No.1 Gold Card! 01:33:03.160 --> 01:33:05.412 So, I was in the neighborhood. 01:33:09.292 --> 01:33:11.459 Hey! Hey, wait! Wait, wait. 01:33:20.469 --> 01:33:24.389 - Hey, honey, who's at the door? - It's just somebody who's lost. 01:34:23.366 --> 01:34:24.699 Alex? 01:34:24.784 --> 01:34:27.744 What were you thinking, showing up at my door like that? 01:34:27.828 --> 01:34:29.996 What do you mean? I... I wanted to see you. 01:34:30.081 --> 01:34:32.999 I didn't know you had a family. Why wouldn't you tell me that? 01:34:33.084 --> 01:34:34.334 Look, I'm sorry I ruined your evening, 01:34:34.418 --> 01:34:36.670 but, I mean, you could have seriously screwed things up for me. 01:34:36.754 --> 01:34:40.298 That's my family. That's my real life. 01:34:43.427 --> 01:34:45.345 I thought I was a part of your real life. 01:34:47.014 --> 01:34:49.140 I thought we signed up for the same thing. 01:34:51.227 --> 01:34:55.105 Try and help me understand exactly what it is that you signed up for. 01:34:56.482 --> 01:34:59.484 I thought our relationship was perfectly clear. 01:34:59.568 --> 01:35:03.446 I mean, you are an escape. 01:35:06.117 --> 01:35:10.161 You're a break from our normal lives. You're a parenthesis. 01:35:13.958 --> 01:35:15.875 I'm a parenthesis? 01:35:15.960 --> 01:35:17.168 I mean... 01:35:18.045 --> 01:35:22.298 What do you want? Tell me what you want. 01:35:28.305 --> 01:35:30.306 You don't even know what you want. 01:35:33.018 --> 01:35:35.019 I'm a grown-up, okay? 01:35:35.438 --> 01:35:39.524 So, if you would like to see me again, then give me a call. 01:35:41.610 --> 01:35:42.694 Okay? 01:35:59.170 --> 01:36:02.088 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a special announcement to make. 01:36:02.173 --> 01:36:06.593 Our pilot has just informed me that we are passing over the city of Dubuque, 01:36:06.677 --> 01:36:09.262 which might not mean much to most of you, 01:36:09.346 --> 01:36:11.890 but means a lot to one of our flyers today. 01:36:11.974 --> 01:36:16.853 - Oh, no. - Because he just hit 10 million miles! 01:36:20.566 --> 01:36:22.108 Congratulations. 01:36:22.193 --> 01:36:25.737 - Such an amazing accomplishment. - You must be very, very excited. 01:36:26.447 --> 01:36:29.032 - Hi, Captain. - Captain. 01:36:29.116 --> 01:36:30.825 That seat taken? 01:36:31.786 --> 01:36:33.119 No. No. 01:36:40.336 --> 01:36:42.420 You're the youngest yet to hit 10 mil. 01:36:43.756 --> 01:36:48.843 - Don't know where you found the time. - Yeah. I don't know. 01:36:50.554 --> 01:36:51.971 Oh, yeah. 01:36:55.100 --> 01:36:56.559 Here you go. 01:36:58.896 --> 01:37:02.732 Seventh card we've made. Small club. 01:37:06.195 --> 01:37:08.655 We really appreciate your loyalty. 01:37:11.909 --> 01:37:14.828 You know how many times I thought about this moment? 01:37:17.206 --> 01:37:20.500 Played out the conversation that you and I would have right here. 01:37:20.584 --> 01:37:21.876 Really? 01:37:24.922 --> 01:37:26.923 What did you want to say? 01:37:31.929 --> 01:37:33.888 You know, I don't remember. 01:37:36.267 --> 01:37:39.269 That's all right. It happens to all of us. 01:37:43.774 --> 01:37:45.775 So, where are you from? 01:37:51.907 --> 01:37:53.491 I'm from here. 01:38:12.136 --> 01:38:13.845 Hello, Mr. Bingham. 01:38:15.180 --> 01:38:18.308 - How did you know it was me? - This is your dedicated line. 01:38:18.392 --> 01:38:21.728 We reserve them for our most loyal and appreciated flyers. 01:38:21.812 --> 01:38:23.605 I'd like to transfer some of my miles. 01:38:23.689 --> 01:38:26.858 Can I open up an account to Jim and Julie Miller? 01:38:27.484 --> 01:38:29.944 Certainly. How many miles would you like to transfer? 01:38:30.029 --> 01:38:32.697 How many miles does it take to circle the globe? 01:38:32.781 --> 01:38:36.910 We have our round-the-world tickets. They're 500,000 miles each. 01:38:36.994 --> 01:38:38.661 - That'd be fine. - Got a second? 01:38:38.746 --> 01:38:40.038 I'll call you back. 01:38:40.122 --> 01:38:41.164 What the hell happened to you yesterday? 01:38:41.248 --> 01:38:42.916 I was trying to get hold of you all day. 01:38:43.000 --> 01:38:46.419 I was... Some personal stuff. What's going on? 01:38:46.503 --> 01:38:48.796 Do you remember Karen Barnes, 01:38:49.798 --> 01:38:53.384 part of a 30-person reduction a few weeks back in Wichita? 01:38:53.469 --> 01:38:55.219 Natalie fired her. 01:38:55.804 --> 01:38:58.014 I fire dozens of people a day. I... 01:38:58.098 --> 01:39:00.850 She killed herself, jumped off a bridge. 01:39:02.895 --> 01:39:04.103 Fuck. 01:39:04.563 --> 01:39:06.064 I need to know 01:39:06.148 --> 01:39:10.109 if you remember any woman that gave you any signals, depression... 01:39:10.194 --> 01:39:11.778 They're all depressed. We're firing them. 01:39:11.862 --> 01:39:14.697 Hey, I need to ask you this stuff, okay? 01:39:14.782 --> 01:39:18.868 No, I don't remember anything. You never think that they're... 01:39:21.497 --> 01:39:23.206 You don't remember any woman that gave you any signals? 01:39:23.290 --> 01:39:26.542 - Anything at all, Ryan? - No, nothing stands out. 01:39:30.339 --> 01:39:32.966 - Natalie all right? - Natalie quit. 01:39:37.221 --> 01:39:40.056 - She quit? - Text message. 01:39:41.767 --> 01:39:44.644 Yeah, fucking nice, right? No one's got any manners any more. 01:39:45.729 --> 01:39:49.399 - She say where she was going? - No. She was a little upset. 01:39:51.777 --> 01:39:53.903 I should give her a call. 01:39:56.991 --> 01:39:59.158 I need you back in the air. 01:40:02.746 --> 01:40:06.249 Hey, did you hear what I said? I thought you'd be thrilled about that. 01:40:06.333 --> 01:40:08.876 It's fine. What about the videoconferencing? 01:40:08.961 --> 01:40:12.630 CTC is going to pause the new-media front. 01:40:12.715 --> 01:40:15.133 They're gonna give it some more thought. 01:40:15.217 --> 01:40:17.135 We are gonna get our workhorses back in the air, 01:40:17.219 --> 01:40:19.554 doing what they do best, okay? 01:40:20.973 --> 01:40:25.143 - How long are you sending me out? - We're gonna let you sail and sail. 01:40:25.227 --> 01:40:28.229 You send us a postcard if you ever get there. 01:40:42.286 --> 01:40:44.287 So, what happened? 01:40:45.914 --> 01:40:49.876 - How exactly do you mean? - You graduated top of your class. 01:40:50.502 --> 01:40:53.212 You seemed to have your pick of employment, including right here. 01:40:53.297 --> 01:40:56.716 Instead you went to Omaha to fire people for a living? 01:40:58.802 --> 01:41:01.095 - It's challenging work. - I'll say. 01:41:02.264 --> 01:41:05.224 I can't imagine doing that day in, day out. 01:41:05.309 --> 01:41:07.060 Not in this climate. 01:41:09.480 --> 01:41:11.147 I followed a boy. 01:41:15.486 --> 01:41:18.154 Well, I guess everybody does that at one point or another. 01:41:24.495 --> 01:41:26.537 This guy says I'd be lucky to have you. 01:41:26.997 --> 01:41:29.123 To whom it may concern, 01:41:29.208 --> 01:41:32.418 I can't even count the number of people I've fired in my lifetime. 01:41:32.503 --> 01:41:36.339 So many that I've actually forgotten what it's like to hire somebody. 01:41:36.423 --> 01:41:40.384 We've never met, but I know you'd be lucky to have Natalie Keener. 01:41:41.261 --> 01:41:44.180 My advice? Take her and don't look back. 01:41:44.264 --> 01:41:47.141 She'll be the best decision you've made in a long time. 01:41:51.688 --> 01:41:53.648 I sure hope he's right. 01:42:05.035 --> 01:42:07.120 Well, I don't have a lot of hope, 01:42:07.204 --> 01:42:09.956 and I really don't know when it's gonna get better. 01:42:10.040 --> 01:42:12.792 There's a lot of people unemployed, 01:42:12.876 --> 01:42:17.004 and I really don't know when there's gonna be light at the end of the tunnel. 01:42:17.548 --> 01:42:19.799 I can't find much to talk about. 01:42:19.883 --> 01:42:22.218 Talk about being proud. I'm proud of my kids. 01:42:22.302 --> 01:42:27.765 I think the anger comes from the fact that I just wasn't needed any more. 01:42:27.850 --> 01:42:29.767 I would say, you know, 01:42:30.477 --> 01:42:34.564 without my friends and my family, I wouldn't have made it. 01:42:34.648 --> 01:42:37.441 It would have been a lot tougher if I would have had to make it on my own. 01:42:37.526 --> 01:42:41.529 When I wake up in the morning and I look over and I see my wife, 01:42:43.031 --> 01:42:44.574 that gives me the sense of purpose. 01:42:44.658 --> 01:42:47.785 It's not all about the money. Money can keep you warm. 01:42:47.870 --> 01:42:51.247 It pays your heating bills, you know. It can buy you a blanket. 01:42:52.791 --> 01:42:56.836 But it's not as... Doesn't keep you as warm as when my husband holds me. 01:42:57.588 --> 01:43:01.257 Let me get up. Let me get out. Let me find something. 01:43:02.926 --> 01:43:06.053 So, my kids are my purpose, my family. 01:43:36.168 --> 01:43:38.211 Tonight most people will be welcomed home 01:43:38.295 --> 01:43:40.796 by jumping dogs and squealing kids. 01:43:41.965 --> 01:43:45.843 Their spouses will ask about their day, and tonight they'll sleep. 01:43:46.845 --> 01:43:50.640 The stars will wheel forth from their daytime hiding places. 01:43:52.309 --> 01:43:55.978 And one of those lights, slightly brighter than the rest, 01:43:56.063 --> 01:43:58.481 will be my wingtip passing over. 01:46:09.404 --> 01:46:11.364 Hi, Jason. My name is Kevin, 01:46:11.448 --> 01:46:13.824 and I recently lost my job. 01:46:14.910 --> 01:46:19.747 I wrote this song as sort of a statement about uncertainty 01:46:19.831 --> 01:46:23.376 and having a certain amount of anxiety about the future. 01:46:24.961 --> 01:46:27.630 So, maybe you can use it in your movie. 01:46:29.961 --> 01:46:59.630 جديدترين اخبار فيلم و سريال در کانال تلگرام و اينستاگرام سايت .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.