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<i>Did you know there are more people
with genius IQ’s living in China</i>

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<i>than there are people of any kind
living in the United States?</i>

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<i>- That can't possibly be true.
- It is.</i>

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<i>What would account for that?</i>

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Well, first, an awful lot of people
live in China, but here's my question.

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How do you distinguish yourself
in a population of people

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who all got 1600 on their SATs?

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- I didn't know they take SATs in China.
- They don't.

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I wasn't talking about China any more,
I was talking about me.

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You got a 1600?

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Yes. I could sing in an a cappella group,
but I can't sing.

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Does that mean you actually
got nothing wrong?

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I could row crew or invent a $25 PC.

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Or you could get into a final club.

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Or I get into a final club.

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You know, from a woman's perspective,

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sometimes not singing in
an a cappella group is a good thing.

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This is serious.

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On the other hand,
I do like guys who row crew.

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Well, I can't do that.

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I was kidding.

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And, yes, I got nothing wrong on the test.

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- Have you ever tried?
- I'm trying right now.

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- To row crew?
- To get into a final club.

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To row crew? No.
Are you, like, whatever, delusional?

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Maybe it's just sometimes
you say two things at once.

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I'm not sure which one
I'm supposed to be aiming at.

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But you've seen guys who row crew, right?

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No.

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Okay, well, they're bigger than me.
They're world- class athletes.

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And a second ago,
you said you like guys who row crew

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so I assumed you had met one.

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I guess I just meant I like the idea of it.
You know, the way a girl likes cowboys.

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Okay.

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Should we get something to eat?

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Would you like to talk
about something else?

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No. It's just since the beginning of
the conversation about finals club,

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I think I may have missed a birthday.

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There are really more people in China with
genius IQ's than the entire population...

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The Phoenix is the most diverse.
The Fly Club... Roosevelt punched the Pore.

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Which one?

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The Porcellian, the Pore.
It's the best of the best.

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- Which Roosevelt?
- Theodore.

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Is it true that they send a bus around
to pick up girls

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who want to party with
the next Fed chairman?

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So you can see why
it's so important to get in.

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Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into?

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- Why would you ask me that?
- I was just asking.

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None of them. That's the point.

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My friend Eduardo made $300,000
betting oil futures one summer

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and Eduardo won't come close to getting in.

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The ability to make money doesn't
impress anybody around here.

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Must be nice.
He made $300,000 in a summer?

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- He likes meteorology.
- You said it was oil futures.

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You can read the weather,
you can predict the price of heating oil.

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I think you asked me that

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because you think
the final club that's easiest to get into

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is the one where I'll have the best chance.

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I... What?

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You asked me which one was
the easiest to get into

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because you think that that's the one
where I'll have the best chance.

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The one that's the easiest to get into
would be the one

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where anybody has the best chance.

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You didn't ask me which one
was the best one,

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you asked me which one
was the easiest one.

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I was honestly just asking, okay?
I was just asking to ask.

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- Mark, I'm not speaking in code.
- Erica.

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You're obsessed with finals clubs.

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You have finals clubs OCD
and you need to see someone about it

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who will prescribe you
some sort of medication.

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You don't care if the side effects
may include blindness.

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Final clubs. Not "finals clubs."

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And there's a difference between
being obsessed and being motivated.

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Yes. There is.

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Well, you do.
That was cryptic, so you do speak in code.

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I didn't mean to be cryptic.

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I'm just saying I need to do
something substantial

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in order to get the attention of the clubs.

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- Why?
- Because they're exclusive.

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And fun, and they lead to a better life.

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Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president

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because he was a member
of the Phoenix Club.

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He was a member of the Porcellian,
and yes, he did.

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Well, why don't you just concentrate
on being the best you you can be?

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Did you really just say that?

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I was kidding.

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Just because something's trite
doesn't make it less true.

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I wanna try to be straightforward with you

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and tell you I think you might
want to be a little more supportive.

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If I get in, I will be taking you
to the events and the gatherings,

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and you'll be meeting a lot of people
you wouldn't normally get to meet.

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You would do that for me?

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We're dating.

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Okay.

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Well, I wanna try and be
straightforward with you

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and let you know that we're not any more.

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- What do you mean?
- We're not dating any more. I'm sorry.

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- Is this a joke?
- No, it's not.

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You're breaking up with me?

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You're gonna introduce me to people

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I wouldn't normally
have the chance to meet?

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What the... What is that supposed to mean?

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- Wait, settle down.
- What is it supposed to mean?

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Erica, the reason we're able to sit here
and drink right now

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is 'cause you used to sleep
with the door guy.

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"The door guy"? His name is Bobby.
I have not slept with the door guy.

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The door guy is a friend of mine,
and he's a perfectly good class of people.

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And what part of Long Island
are you from, Wimbledon?

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- Wait. Wait, wait.
- I'm going back to my dorm.

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- Is this real?
- Yes.

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- Then wait, I apologise, okay?
- I have to go study.

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- Erica?
- Yes?

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- I'm sorry, I mean it.
- I appreciate that, but I have to go study.

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Come on, you don't have to study.
Let's just talk.

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- I can't.
- Why?

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Because it is exhausting.
Dating you is like dating a StairMaster.

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All I meant is that you're not likely to...
Currently...

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I wasn't making a comment
on your appearance.

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I was saying that you go to BU.
I was stating a fact, that's all,

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and if it seemed rude, then I apologise.

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- I have to go study.
- You don't have to study.

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Why do you keep saying
I don't have to study?

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'Cause you go to BU.

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Do you want to get some food?

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I am sorry you are not sufficiently
impressed with my education.

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And I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat,
so we're even.

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- I think we should just be friends.
- I don't want friends.

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I was just being polite.

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I have no intention
of being friends with you.

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I'm under some pressure right now
from my OS class

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and if we could just order some food,
I think we should...

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Okay, you are probably going to be
a very successful computer person.

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But you're gonna go through life
thinking that girls don't like you

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because you're a nerd.

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And I want you to know from the bottom
of my heart that that won't be true.

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It'll be because you're an asshole.

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<i>Erica Albright's a bitch.</i>

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<i>Do you think that's because her family
changed their name from Albrecht,</i>

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<i>or do you think it's because
all BU girls are bitches?</i>

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<i>For the record, she may look like a 34C,</i>

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<i>but she's getting all kinds of help
from our friends at Victoria's Secret.</i>

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<i>She's a 34B, as in barely anything there.
False advertising.</i>

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<i>The truth is, she has a nice face.</i>

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<i>I need to do something
to take my mind off her.</i>

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<i>Easy enough, except I need an idea.</i>

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<i>I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie.</i>

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<i>So what if it's not even 10:00 p.m.
and it's a Tuesday night?</i>

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Billy.

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<i>The Kirkland Facebook
is open on my desktop,</i>

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<i>and some of these people have
pretty horrendous Facebook pics.</i>

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<i>Billy Olson's sitting here and had
the idea of putting some of the pictures</i>

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<i>next to pictures of farm animals
and have people vote on who's hotter.</i>

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<i>Good call, Mr Olson.</i>

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<i>Yeah, it's on.
I'm not gonna do the farm animals,</i>

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<i>but I like the idea of comparing
two people together.</i>

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<i>It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel</i>

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<i>since people's ratings of the pictures
will be more implicit</i>

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<i>than, say, choosing a number to
represent each person's hotness,</i>

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<i>like they do on hotornot.com.</i>

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<i>The first thing we're going to need
is a lot of pictures.</i>

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<i>Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep
a public centralised Facebook,</i>

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<i>so I'm going to have to get all the images</i>

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<i>from the individual houses
that people are in.</i>

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<i>Let the hacking begin.</i>

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<i>First up is Kirkland.</i>

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<i>They keep everything open and allow
indexes in their Apache configuration.</i>

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<i>So a little Wget magic is all that's necessary
to download the entire Kirkland Facebook.</i>

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<i>Kids' stuff.</i>

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<i>Next is Eliot.</i>

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<i>They're also open,
but with no indexes on Apache.</i>

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<i>I can run an empty search</i>

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<i>and it returns all of the images
in the database in a single page.</i>

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<i>And I can save the page and Mozilla
will save all the images for me.</i>

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<i>Excellent. Moving right along.</i>

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Excuse me! Everybody!

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You are at one of the oldest,
one of the most exclusive clubs,

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not just at Harvard, but in the world.

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And I want to welcome you all

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to Phoenix Club's first party
of the fall semester!

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<i>Lowell has some security.
They require a user name/password combo,</i>

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<i>and I'm gonna go ahead and say they don't
have access to the main FAS user database,</i>

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<i>so they have no way
of detecting an intrusion.</i>

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<i>Adams has no security, but limits
the number of results to 20</i> a <i>page.</i>

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<i>All I need to do is break out the same script
I used on Lowell and we're set.</i>

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<i>Quincy has no online Facebook.
What a sham.</i>

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<i>Nothing I can do about that.</i>

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<i>Dunster is intense.</i>

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<i>Not only is there no public directory,
but there's no directory at all.</i>

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<i>You have to do searches,</i>

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<i>and if your search returns more
than 20 matches, nothing gets returned.</i>

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<i>And once you do get results,
they don't link directly to the images.</i>

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<i>They link to a PHP that redirects
or something. Weird.</i>

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<i>This may be difficult. I'll come back later.</i>

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<i>- Hey, Shark Week's on.</i>
- What?

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- Great white, beautiful fish.
- Nice.

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<i>Leverett is a little better.
They still make you search,</i>

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<i>but you can do an empty search and get
links to pages with every student's picture.</i>

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<i>It's slightly obnoxious that they
only let you view one picture at a time,</i>

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<i>and there's no way I'm going to go
to 500 pages to download pics one at a time.</i>

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<i>So it's definitely necessary to break out
Emacs and modify that Perl script.</i>

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Here you go.

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<i>Done.</i>

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Hey, what's going on?

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<i>Perfect timing. Eduardo's here
and he's going to have the key ingredient.</i>

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- Hey, Mark.
- Wardo.

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You and Erica split up.

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How did you know that?

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It's on your blog.

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- Yeah.
- Are you all right?

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- I need you.
- I'm here for you.

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No, I need the algorithm you use
to rank chess players.

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- Are you okay?
- We're ranking girls.

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- You mean other students.
- Yeah.

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You think this is such a good idea?

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- I need the algorithm.
- Mark...

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I need the algorithm.

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Give each girl a base rating of 1400.

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At any given time Girl A has a rating R- a
and Girl B has a rating R- b.

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When any two girls are matched up,
there's an expectation of which will win

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based on their current rating, right?

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Yeah. And those expectations
are expressed this way.

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Let's write it.

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One on the left.

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The right.

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Yeah, still the right.

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- It works.
- Who should we send it to first?

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- Dwyer.
- Neal

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- Who are you gonna send it to?
- Just a couple of people.

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The question is,

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who are they gonna send it to?

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Hey, guys, check this out.

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Someone go to the left. Dude, do left.

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Look at these girls. Right or left?

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- Left is hot.
- Left? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Right or left?

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That's my roommate.

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- Oh, my God.
- The girl on the left.

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This is pathetic.

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Right.

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Left.

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- Left.
- Left?

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Oh, shit.

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Albright.

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He blogged about you.

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You don't wanna read it.

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Left.

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Left.

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Erica.

00:14:43.675 --> 00:14:45.218
Is this yours?

00:14:45.302 --> 00:14:46.762
I stole it from a tranny.

00:14:46.845 --> 00:14:48.889
Get the hell out of here!

00:14:49.556 --> 00:14:51.558
- Left.
- One on the right.

00:14:51.641 --> 00:14:53.143
Left.

00:14:59.691 --> 00:15:02.319
Man, that's an awful lot of traffic.

00:15:03.236 --> 00:15:06.740
You think maybe we shouldn't shut it down
before we get into trouble?

00:15:15.582 --> 00:15:16.792
Hello?

00:15:18.585 --> 00:15:20.921
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What?

00:15:21.838 --> 00:15:22.881
At 4:00 in the morning?

00:15:22.964 --> 00:15:26.093
Well, there's a very unusual amount
of traffic to the switch at Kirkland.

00:15:26.384 --> 00:15:28.637
You're saying it's unusual
for 4:00 in the morning?

00:15:28.720 --> 00:15:31.807
No, this'd be unusual
for halftime at the Super Bowl.

00:15:32.474 --> 00:15:33.850
All right.

00:15:36.561 --> 00:15:38.146
I gotta go in.

00:15:38.605 --> 00:15:40.273
What's going on?

00:15:40.357 --> 00:15:42.984
Harvard's network is about to crash.

00:15:49.157 --> 00:15:50.283
You don't think...

00:15:52.410 --> 00:15:53.578
I do.

00:15:54.329 --> 00:15:56.498
Go see if it's everybody's.

00:16:02.045 --> 00:16:03.421
I can't connect.

00:16:04.589 --> 00:16:06.383
The network's down.

00:16:07.384 --> 00:16:09.136
Unless it's a coincidence, I think this is us.

00:16:09.219 --> 00:16:10.679
It's not a coincidence.

00:16:11.096 --> 00:16:12.639
Holy shit.

00:16:16.935 --> 00:16:18.478
So you were called in front of the Ad Board.

00:16:18.562 --> 00:16:20.230
That's not what happened.

00:16:20.313 --> 00:16:21.940
You weren't called in front
of the Administrative Board?

00:16:22.023 --> 00:16:25.777
No, back. I mean back at the bar
with Erica Albright. She said all that?

00:16:25.861 --> 00:16:27.487
- Mark...
- That I said that stuff to her?

00:16:27.571 --> 00:16:29.239
I was reading from the transcript
of her deposition.

00:16:29.322 --> 00:16:30.991
Yeah, why would you even need
to depose her?

00:16:31.074 --> 00:16:32.742
That's really for us to decide.

00:16:32.826 --> 00:16:36.371
You think if I know she can make me
look like a jerk, I'll be more likely to settle.

00:16:36.454 --> 00:16:37.873
Why don't we stretch our legs for a minute?

00:16:37.956 --> 00:16:39.708
Can we do that?
It's been almost three hours.

00:16:39.791 --> 00:16:43.461
And frankly, you did spend an awful lot
of time embarrassing Mr Zuckerberg

00:16:43.545 --> 00:16:45.380
with the girl's testimony from the bar.

00:16:45.463 --> 00:16:47.090
I'm not embarrassed,
she just made a lot of that up.

00:16:47.174 --> 00:16:48.258
She was under oath.

00:16:48.341 --> 00:16:50.719
Then I guess that would be the first time
somebody's lied under oath.

00:17:01.563 --> 00:17:04.524
The site got 2,200 hits within two hours?

00:17:04.941 --> 00:17:05.984
Thousand.

00:17:06.067 --> 00:17:07.235
What?

00:17:08.361 --> 00:17:10.197
Twenty- two thousand.

00:17:12.490 --> 00:17:13.617
Wow.

00:17:30.508 --> 00:17:32.886
These guys are just freakin' fast.

00:17:38.225 --> 00:17:41.019
Is there any way to make this a fair fight?

00:17:41.102 --> 00:17:42.854
Jump out and swim.

00:17:43.313 --> 00:17:45.482
I think we'd have to jump out and drown.

00:17:45.565 --> 00:17:48.610
Well, you could row forward
and I could row backward.

00:17:48.693 --> 00:17:51.947
We're genetically identical.
Science says we'd stay in one place.

00:17:52.030 --> 00:17:53.114
Just row the damn boat.

00:18:01.122 --> 00:18:02.958
- You guys hear about this?
- What?

00:18:03.041 --> 00:18:06.670
Two nights ago, a sophomore choked
the network from a laptop at Kirkland.

00:18:06.753 --> 00:18:08.255
- Really?
- At 4:00 a.m.

00:18:08.797 --> 00:18:09.839
How?

00:18:09.923 --> 00:18:12.968
He set up a website where you vote
on the hotness of female undergrads.

00:18:13.468 --> 00:18:14.886
What were we doing
that none of us heard about this?

00:18:14.970 --> 00:18:16.012
I don't know.

00:18:16.096 --> 00:18:18.640
A three- hour low- rate
technical row before breakfast.

00:18:18.723 --> 00:18:20.183
Full course load. Studying.

00:18:20.267 --> 00:18:22.560
Another three hours in the tank
and then studying.

00:18:22.644 --> 00:18:23.853
I'm not sure how we missed it.

00:18:23.937 --> 00:18:25.563
How much activity was there on this thing?

00:18:25.689 --> 00:18:27.440
Twenty- two thousand page requests.

00:18:28.316 --> 00:18:29.359
Twenty- two thousand?

00:18:29.442 --> 00:18:31.903
Cam, this guy hacked
the Facebook of seven houses.

00:18:31.987 --> 00:18:34.656
He set up the whole website in one night,
and he did it while he was drunk.

00:18:34.739 --> 00:18:35.907
Twenty- two thousand?

00:18:36.491 --> 00:18:39.411
- Well, how do you know he was drunk?
- He was blogging simultaneously.

00:18:40.495 --> 00:18:43.164
- You know what I think?
- Way ahead of you.

00:18:43.248 --> 00:18:44.916
This is our guy.

00:18:45.625 --> 00:18:46.918
Cameron Winklevoss.

00:18:47.002 --> 00:18:50.213
W-I-N-K-L-E-V-O-S-S.

00:18:50.297 --> 00:18:51.589
"Cameron" spelled the usual way.

00:18:51.673 --> 00:18:53.258
Tyler Winklevoss.

00:18:53.341 --> 00:18:56.678
Tyler spelled the usual way, and my
last name is the same as my brother's.

00:18:56.845 --> 00:19:00.473
Mr Zuckerberg, this is
an Administrative Board hearing.

00:19:00.890 --> 00:19:03.768
You're being accused
of intentionally breaching security,

00:19:03.852 --> 00:19:05.270
violating copyrights,

00:19:05.353 --> 00:19:10.650
violating individual privacy
by creating the website www.facemash.com.

00:19:10.984 --> 00:19:13.528
You're also charged with
being in violation of university policy,

00:19:13.611 --> 00:19:15.822
on distribution of digitised images.

00:19:15.905 --> 00:19:18.950
Before we begin with our questioning,
you're allowed to make a statement.

00:19:19.034 --> 00:19:20.243
Would you like to do so?

00:19:21.161 --> 00:19:22.287
I.-

00:19:23.371 --> 00:19:28.001
You know, I've already apologised
in The Crimson to the ABHW,

00:19:28.084 --> 00:19:29.669
to Fuerza Latina,

00:19:29.753 --> 00:19:32.088
and to any women at Harvard
who may have been insulted,

00:19:32.172 --> 00:19:34.424
as I take it that they were.

00:19:35.133 --> 00:19:37.385
As for any charges stemming
from the breach of security,

00:19:37.469 --> 00:19:40.347
I believe I deserve
some recognition from this board.

00:19:42.807 --> 00:19:44.476
- I'm sorry?
- Yes.

00:19:45.352 --> 00:19:46.561
I don't understand.

00:19:46.644 --> 00:19:47.687
Which part?

00:19:48.188 --> 00:19:49.856
You deserve recognition?

00:19:50.440 --> 00:19:53.068
I believe I've pointed out
some pretty gaping holes in your system.

00:19:53.151 --> 00:19:55.153
- Excuse me, may I?
- Yes.

00:19:56.237 --> 00:19:57.655
Mr Zuckerberg,

00:19:57.739 --> 00:20:00.950
I'm in charge of security
for all computers on the Harvard network,

00:20:01.034 --> 00:20:03.453
and I can assure you of its sophistication.

00:20:03.536 --> 00:20:07.123
In fact, it was that level of sophistication
that led us to you in less than four hours.

00:20:07.540 --> 00:20:08.833
- Four hours?
- Yes, sir.

00:20:08.917 --> 00:20:09.959
That would be impressive,

00:20:10.043 --> 00:20:11.378
except if you had known
what you were looking for,

00:20:11.461 --> 00:20:13.254
you would have seen it
written on my dorm room window.

00:20:18.968 --> 00:20:20.011
So?

00:20:20.095 --> 00:20:22.430
Six months academic probation.

00:20:22.639 --> 00:20:24.766
Wow. Well, they had to make
an example out of you.

00:20:24.849 --> 00:20:26.434
They had my blog.

00:20:26.518 --> 00:20:28.311
I shouldn't have written
that thing about the farm animals.

00:20:28.395 --> 00:20:29.687
That was stupid.

00:20:29.771 --> 00:20:32.857
But I was kidding, for God's sakes.
Doesn't anybody have a sense of humour?

00:20:32.941 --> 00:20:35.360
- I tried to stop you.
- I know.

00:20:35.443 --> 00:20:38.988
How do you do this thing where
you manage to get all girls to hate us?

00:20:39.072 --> 00:20:40.990
- And why do I let you?
- I know.

00:20:41.074 --> 00:20:43.576
- You can't do that.
- Wardo, I said I know.

00:20:43.660 --> 00:20:45.745
Okay, let's look at a sample problem.

00:20:45.829 --> 00:20:49.207
Suppose we're given a computer
with a 16- bit virtual address

00:20:49.290 --> 00:20:51.584
and a page size of 256 bytes.

00:20:52.502 --> 00:20:56.881
The system uses one- level page tables
that start at address hex 400.

00:20:57.424 --> 00:21:00.593
Maybe you want DMA on your 16-bit system.
Who knows?

00:21:01.052 --> 00:21:04.097
The first few pages are reserved
for hardware flags, etc.

00:21:04.431 --> 00:21:07.308
Assume page- table entries have
eight status bits.

00:21:07.851 --> 00:21:10.228
The eight status bits would then be...

00:21:10.311 --> 00:21:11.604
Anybody?

00:21:12.856 --> 00:21:15.316
And I see we have our first surrender.

00:21:15.400 --> 00:21:16.693
Don't worry, Mr Zuckerberg.

00:21:16.776 --> 00:21:18.987
Brighter men than you
have tried and failed this class.

00:21:19.070 --> 00:21:23.867
One valid bit, one modified bit,
one reference bit and five permission bits.

00:21:25.869 --> 00:21:27.203
That is correct.

00:21:27.954 --> 00:21:30.165
Does everybody see how he got there?

00:21:35.879 --> 00:21:37.005
Mark?

00:21:37.881 --> 00:21:40.049
- You Mark Zuckerberg?
- Yeah.

00:21:40.425 --> 00:21:42.343
- Cameron Winklevoss.
- Hi.

00:21:42.427 --> 00:21:43.470
Tyler Winklevoss.

00:21:43.553 --> 00:21:44.929
Are you guys related?

00:21:45.013 --> 00:21:46.514
- That's good.
- Funny.

00:21:46.598 --> 00:21:48.057
We never heard that before.

00:21:48.558 --> 00:21:50.435
So, what can I do for you?
Did I insult your girlfriends?

00:21:50.518 --> 00:21:52.604
No. You didn't. Actually, I don't know.

00:21:52.687 --> 00:21:54.397
- Yeah, we never asked.
- We should do that.

00:21:54.481 --> 00:21:55.523
No.

00:21:55.607 --> 00:21:57.567
We have an idea
we want to talk to you about.

00:21:58.902 --> 00:21:59.944
You got a minute?

00:22:00.028 --> 00:22:03.072
You guys look like
you spend some time at the gym.

00:22:03.156 --> 00:22:04.699
- We have to.
- Why?

00:22:04.782 --> 00:22:06.201
We row crew.

00:22:07.577 --> 00:22:09.120
- Yeah, I've got a minute.
- Great.

00:22:14.125 --> 00:22:16.127
- So, you ever been inside the Porcellian?
- No.

00:22:16.211 --> 00:22:17.837
You understand we can't take you
past the bike room,

00:22:17.921 --> 00:22:19.005
because you're not a member.

00:22:19.088 --> 00:22:20.507
I've heard.

00:22:23.259 --> 00:22:26.262
- You want a sandwich or something?
- Okay.

00:22:26.346 --> 00:22:28.014
- Mark, right?
- Yeah.

00:22:28.097 --> 00:22:30.099
- Mark, this is Divya Narendra, our partner.
- Hi.

00:22:30.183 --> 00:22:32.018
We were really impressed with Facemash.

00:22:32.101 --> 00:22:34.687
When we checked you out,
you also built CourseMatch.

00:22:34.771 --> 00:22:35.813
I don't know CourseMatch.

00:22:35.897 --> 00:22:38.316
You go online and see
what courses your friends are taking.

00:22:38.399 --> 00:22:40.026
It's really smart, man.

00:22:42.195 --> 00:22:43.279
- Mark.
- Yeah.

00:22:43.363 --> 00:22:45.156
We were talking about CourseMatch.

00:22:46.824 --> 00:22:48.201
It was kind of a no-brainer.

00:22:48.284 --> 00:22:50.245
But you invented something
in high school, too, right?

00:22:50.745 --> 00:22:53.748
An app for an MP3 player
that recognises your taste in music.

00:22:54.582 --> 00:22:55.792
Anybody try to buy it?

00:22:56.417 --> 00:22:57.460
Microsoft.

00:22:57.544 --> 00:22:59.629
Wow. How much?

00:22:59.712 --> 00:23:01.798
Didn't sell it. Uploaded it for free.

00:23:01.881 --> 00:23:03.550
- For free?
- Yeah.

00:23:03.716 --> 00:23:04.842
Why?

00:23:06.719 --> 00:23:09.264
Okay, well, we have something
that we've been working on for a while

00:23:09.347 --> 00:23:10.431
and we think it's great.

00:23:10.515 --> 00:23:11.766
It's called the Harvard Connection.

00:23:11.849 --> 00:23:15.270
You create your own page.
Interests, bio, friends, pics.

00:23:15.353 --> 00:23:17.647
And then people can go online,
see your bio, request to be your...

00:23:17.730 --> 00:23:20.149
Yeah, how is that different
from MySpace or Friendster?

00:23:23.444 --> 00:23:25.154
Harvard.ed...

00:23:25.280 --> 00:23:27.657
Harvard.edu is the most prestigious
e-mail address in the country, man.

00:23:27.782 --> 00:23:30.076
I mean, the whole site's kind of
based on the idea that girls...

00:23:30.159 --> 00:23:32.078
Not to put anything indelicately, but...

00:23:32.161 --> 00:23:33.913
Girls wanna go with guys
who go to Harvard.

00:23:33.997 --> 00:23:36.291
Divya and my brother don't have trouble
putting things indelicately.

00:23:36.374 --> 00:23:39.877
The main difference between what we're
talking about and MySpace or Friendster,

00:23:40.003 --> 00:23:41.379
or any of those other
social networking sites is...

00:23:41.504 --> 00:23:44.215
ls exclusivity. Right?

00:23:45.049 --> 00:23:46.092
- Right.
- Yeah.

00:23:46.175 --> 00:23:47.635
We'd love for you to work with us, Mark.

00:23:47.719 --> 00:23:49.429
I mean, we need a gifted programmer
who's creative.

00:23:49.512 --> 00:23:51.139
And we know that
you've been taking it in the shins.

00:23:51.222 --> 00:23:54.142
Women's groups are ready
to declare a fatwa.

00:23:54.225 --> 00:23:56.686
But, you know, this could help
rehabilitate your image.

00:23:57.395 --> 00:23:59.689
Wow. You would do that for me?

00:24:02.358 --> 00:24:03.359
We'd like to work with you.

00:24:03.484 --> 00:24:06.529
Our first programmer graduated
and went to work for Google.

00:24:06.654 --> 00:24:09.198
Our second programmer
just got overwhelmed with schoolwork.

00:24:09.324 --> 00:24:12.493
We would need you to build the site and
write the code, and we'll provide all the...

00:24:12.577 --> 00:24:13.870
I'm in.

00:24:15.371 --> 00:24:16.539
What?

00:24:17.540 --> 00:24:18.541
I'm in.

00:24:19.000 --> 00:24:20.043
Awesome.

00:24:20.543 --> 00:24:21.711
That's what you said?

00:24:22.545 --> 00:24:25.089
It was three or four years ago.
I don't know what I said.

00:24:25.214 --> 00:24:26.507
When did you come to Eduardo?

00:24:26.924 --> 00:24:28.593
I don't understand that question.

00:24:28.718 --> 00:24:30.345
Do you remember answering
in the affirmative?

00:24:31.054 --> 00:24:32.180
The affirmative?

00:24:32.263 --> 00:24:34.223
When did you come to Eduardo
with the idea for Facebook?

00:24:34.557 --> 00:24:35.933
It was called The Facebook then.

00:24:37.060 --> 00:24:38.561
This doesn't need to be that difficult.

00:24:39.062 --> 00:24:41.147
I'm currently in the middle
of two different lawsuits.

00:24:41.230 --> 00:24:42.607
Did you answer affirmatively

00:24:42.732 --> 00:24:45.151
when Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss
and Divya Narendra

00:24:45.234 --> 00:24:46.819
asked you to build Harvard Connection?

00:24:46.903 --> 00:24:48.571
Did you say yes?

00:24:50.239 --> 00:24:51.449
I said I'd help.

00:24:51.574 --> 00:24:54.535
When did you approach Mr Saverin
with the idea for The Facebook?

00:24:54.619 --> 00:24:56.120
I wouldn't say I approached him.

00:24:56.245 --> 00:24:58.373
- Sy.
- You can answer the question.

00:24:58.456 --> 00:25:00.875
At a party at Alpha Epsilon Pi.

00:25:00.958 --> 00:25:02.335
What's that?

00:25:02.418 --> 00:25:04.379
The Jewish fraternity.

00:25:05.588 --> 00:25:07.048
It was Caribbean Night.

00:25:24.440 --> 00:25:27.151
It's not that guys like me
are generally attracted to Asian girls.

00:25:27.276 --> 00:25:30.154
It's that Asian girls are
generally attracted to guys like me.

00:25:30.279 --> 00:25:32.281
I'm developing an algorithm
to define the connection

00:25:32.407 --> 00:25:34.283
between Jewish guys and Asian girls.

00:25:34.409 --> 00:25:37.370
I don't think it's that complicated.
They're hot, they're smart,

00:25:37.453 --> 00:25:40.415
they're not Jewish, and they can't dance.

00:25:40.581 --> 00:25:41.958
Hey, Mark's here.

00:25:42.083 --> 00:25:43.251
Mark!

00:25:46.421 --> 00:25:47.964
Be right back.

00:25:55.513 --> 00:25:56.556
I think I've come up with something.

00:25:56.639 --> 00:25:58.850
Hang on. I gotta tell you something
that you're not gonna believe.

00:25:58.975 --> 00:25:59.976
What?

00:26:00.101 --> 00:26:02.353
I got punched by the Phoenix.

00:26:03.646 --> 00:26:04.647
- Are you kidding?
- No.

00:26:04.772 --> 00:26:07.066
I mean, it's just the first
of a four- step process,

00:26:07.150 --> 00:26:09.944
but they slid the invitation
under my door tonight.

00:26:10.027 --> 00:26:11.904
I go to my first punch party tomorrow.

00:26:11.988 --> 00:26:13.156
So...

00:26:13.656 --> 00:26:15.658
You got punched by the Phoenix.

00:26:15.783 --> 00:26:18.453
Yeah, but, you know,
it was probably just a diversity thing.

00:26:18.995 --> 00:26:21.038
It was just a diversity thing.
Just ride that horse until...

00:26:21.164 --> 00:26:22.832
What did you wanna talk to me about?

00:26:22.957 --> 00:26:24.375
- Mark?
- Yeah.

00:26:24.500 --> 00:26:25.501
You said you'd come up with something.

00:26:25.626 --> 00:26:28.212
Yeah, I think I've come up with something.
Come outside and let's talk.

00:26:28.337 --> 00:26:29.589
It's 20 degrees outside.

00:26:29.672 --> 00:26:31.841
I can't stare at that loop of Niagara Falls,

00:26:31.966 --> 00:26:34.010
which has absolutely
nothing to do with the Caribbean.

00:26:45.813 --> 00:26:47.148
People came to Facemash
in a stampede, right?

00:26:47.231 --> 00:26:48.316
Yeah.

00:26:48.399 --> 00:26:49.984
But it wasn't because
they saw pictures of hot girls.

00:26:50.067 --> 00:26:52.278
You can go anywhere on the Internet
and see pictures of not girls.

00:26:52.361 --> 00:26:53.404
Yeah.

00:26:53.529 --> 00:26:56.157
It was because they saw pictures
of girls that they knew.

00:26:56.657 --> 00:26:58.576
People want to go on the Internet
and check out their friends,

00:26:58.701 --> 00:27:00.119
so why not build a website that offers that?

00:27:00.203 --> 00:27:03.331
Friends, pictures, profiles,
whatever you can visit.

00:27:03.414 --> 00:27:05.208
Browse around.
Maybe it's someone you just met at a party.

00:27:05.333 --> 00:27:07.418
But I'm not talking about a dating site.

00:27:07.543 --> 00:27:12.924
I'm talking about taking the entire social
experience of college and putting it online.

00:27:13.341 --> 00:27:15.593
- I can't feel my legs.
- I know.

00:27:15.718 --> 00:27:17.220
I'm totally psyched about this, too.
But, Wardo?

00:27:17.345 --> 00:27:18.387
Yeah?

00:27:18.554 --> 00:27:20.556
"It would be exclusive."

00:27:21.057 --> 00:27:23.643
You would have to know the people
on the site to get past your own page.

00:27:23.726 --> 00:27:25.603
Like getting punched.

00:27:26.562 --> 00:27:27.605
Now, that's good.

00:27:27.730 --> 00:27:29.857
Wardo, it's like a final club,
except we're the president.

00:27:30.399 --> 00:27:33.110
I told him I thought it sounded great.

00:27:33.861 --> 00:27:35.238
It was a great idea.

00:27:35.363 --> 00:27:36.364
There was nothing to hack.

00:27:36.447 --> 00:27:39.492
People were gonna provide
their own pictures, their own information.

00:27:39.575 --> 00:27:44.372
And people had the ability to invite,
or not invite, their friends to join.

00:27:45.039 --> 00:27:48.501
See, in a world where
social structure was everything,

00:27:49.126 --> 00:27:50.419
that was the thing.

00:27:50.962 --> 00:27:52.296
It was a big project,

00:27:52.421 --> 00:27:55.550
and he was going to have to write
tens of thousands of lines of code,

00:27:55.633 --> 00:27:58.261
so I wondered why he was
coming to me and not his roommates,

00:27:58.344 --> 00:28:01.013
Dustin Moskovitz and Chris Hughes.
They were programmers.

00:28:01.138 --> 00:28:04.475
We're gonna need a little start- up cash
to rent the servers and get it online.

00:28:05.643 --> 00:28:06.686
So that was why.

00:28:06.769 --> 00:28:08.396
- Did he offer terms?
- Yes.

00:28:08.479 --> 00:28:10.439
We'll split it, 70/30.

00:28:10.606 --> 00:28:13.067
70 for me, 30 for you
for putting up the $1,000

00:28:13.150 --> 00:28:15.403
and for handling everything
on the business end. You're CFO.

00:28:15.486 --> 00:28:16.529
<i>And you said?</i>

00:28:16.612 --> 00:28:18.239
I said, "Let's do it."

00:28:18.322 --> 00:28:20.199
Okay. Did he add anything else?

00:28:20.616 --> 00:28:21.659
Yes.

00:28:25.371 --> 00:28:27.957
It probably was a diversity thing.

00:28:29.166 --> 00:28:30.334
But so what?

00:28:30.501 --> 00:28:31.794
Why do you think he said that?

00:28:31.878 --> 00:28:34.088
Gretchen, excuse me for interrupting,
but whose discovery is this?

00:28:34.171 --> 00:28:35.923
Sy, if you'll let me continue
with my line of questioning.

00:28:36.007 --> 00:28:37.091
What are you suggesting?

00:28:37.174 --> 00:28:39.343
That I was jealous of Eduardo
for getting punched by the Phoenix

00:28:39.468 --> 00:28:41.012
and began a plan
to screw him out of a company

00:28:41.137 --> 00:28:42.805
- I hadn't even invented yet.
- Were you?

00:28:42.889 --> 00:28:44.140
- Gretchen.
- Jealous of Eduardo?

00:28:44.223 --> 00:28:45.474
Stop typing. We're off the record.

00:28:45.558 --> 00:28:46.601
Ma'am, I know you've done your homework,

00:28:46.684 --> 00:28:48.269
and so you know that money
isn't a big part of my life.

00:28:48.352 --> 00:28:50.354
But at the moment,
I could buy Mount Auburn Street,

00:28:50.479 --> 00:28:53.649
take the Phoenix Club
and turn it into my ping- pong room.

00:28:57.862 --> 00:28:59.864
I'll let you know how the party is.

00:29:05.703 --> 00:29:08.998
<i>We recognise that you're a plaintiff
in one suit involving Facebook,</i>

00:29:09.165 --> 00:29:10.499
and a witness in another.

00:29:10.583 --> 00:29:11.667
Yes, sir.

00:29:11.751 --> 00:29:14.754
At any time in the weeks
prior to Mark's telling you his idea,

00:29:14.837 --> 00:29:17.340
did he mention Tyler Winklevoss,
Cameron Winklevoss,

00:29:17.423 --> 00:29:19.717
Divya Narendra or Harvard Connection?

00:29:19.842 --> 00:29:22.470
Yes. He said they'd asked him
to work on their site,

00:29:22.553 --> 00:29:26.474
but that he looked at what they had
and decided it wasn't worth his time.

00:29:26.557 --> 00:29:28.142
He said even his most pathetic friends

00:29:28.225 --> 00:29:32.104
knew more about getting people
interested in a website than these guys.

00:29:32.188 --> 00:29:34.106
"These guys," meaning my clients.

00:29:34.190 --> 00:29:38.152
Yes. He resented...
Mark resented that your clients thought

00:29:38.235 --> 00:29:40.655
that he needed to rehabilitate
his image after Facemash.

00:29:40.738 --> 00:29:42.823
But Mark didn't want
to rehabilitate anything.

00:29:42.907 --> 00:29:45.701
With Facemash, he'd hacked into
the Harvard computers,

00:29:45.785 --> 00:29:48.412
he'd thumbed his nose at the Ad Board,
he'd gotten a lot of notoriety.

00:29:48.537 --> 00:29:51.123
Facemash did exactly
what he wanted it to do.

00:29:51.207 --> 00:29:53.668
Were you aware that while Mr Zuckerberg
was building The Facebook,

00:29:53.751 --> 00:29:55.544
he was also communicating
with the plaintiffs?

00:29:55.628 --> 00:29:57.797
Not at the time, I wasn't. But...

00:29:59.715 --> 00:30:02.510
it really didn't have much to do
with the Winklevosses' dating site.

00:30:02.593 --> 00:30:03.636
How would you know?
You weren't even there.

00:30:03.719 --> 00:30:04.804
Ty.

00:30:05.137 --> 00:30:08.224
Were you aware that while Mr Zuckerberg
was building The Facebook,

00:30:08.307 --> 00:30:11.769
he was leading the plaintiffs to believe
he was building Harvard Connection?

00:30:11.894 --> 00:30:13.312
You're offering a conclusion
not found in evidence.

00:30:13.396 --> 00:30:16.065
We are about to find it in evidence.

00:30:16.607 --> 00:30:18.734
<i>From Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler Winklevoss.</i>

00:30:19.068 --> 00:30:20.653
<i>November 30th, 2003.</i>

00:30:20.736 --> 00:30:23.739
<i>"I read over all the stuff you sent me
re: Harvard Connection.</i>

00:30:23.823 --> 00:30:26.492
<i>"And it seems like it shouldn't
take too long to implement.</i>

00:30:26.575 --> 00:30:31.288
"So we can talk about it after I get all
the basic functionality up tomorrow night."

00:30:31.414 --> 00:30:35.793
From Mark Zuckerberg
to Cameron Winklevoss. December 1st, 2003.

00:30:35.918 --> 00:30:39.380
<i>"Sorry I was unreachable tonight.
I just got about three of your missed calls.</i>

00:30:39.463 --> 00:30:42.299
<i>"I was working on a problem set
for my systems class."</i>

00:30:42.425 --> 00:30:44.677
<i>From Mark Zuckerberg
to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss.</i>

00:30:44.760 --> 00:30:46.929
<i>December 10, 2003.</i>

00:30:47.513 --> 00:30:50.182
<i>"This week has been pretty busy
thus far with classes and work,</i>

00:30:50.266 --> 00:30:53.394
<i>"so I think it's probably best
to postpone the meeting."</i>

00:30:53.477 --> 00:30:55.604
"I'm also really busy tomorrow."

00:30:55.688 --> 00:30:59.066
Okay, anybody else feel like
there's something up with this guy?

00:30:59.150 --> 00:31:00.192
Tell him okay,

00:31:00.276 --> 00:31:03.029
but we do have to make sure that
we meet up before we all go off for break.

00:31:03.612 --> 00:31:06.365
I know, I know. Yeah, watch out.

00:31:37.313 --> 00:31:38.522
Hey, Mark.

00:31:38.647 --> 00:31:41.525
I need a dedicated Linux box
running Apache with a MySQL back end.

00:31:41.650 --> 00:31:43.110
It's gonna cost a little more money.

00:31:43.194 --> 00:31:45.571
- How much more?
- About 200 more.

00:31:45.738 --> 00:31:48.157
- Do we need it?
- Gotta handle the traffic.

00:31:51.494 --> 00:31:53.370
- Do it.
- I already did.

00:31:57.708 --> 00:31:58.834
Hey, guess what?

00:32:00.544 --> 00:32:02.171
I made the second cut.

00:32:02.880 --> 00:32:03.923
That's good.

00:32:04.006 --> 00:32:07.676
You should be proud of that right there.
Don't worry if you don't make it any further.

00:32:12.515 --> 00:32:13.974
I'll get out of here.

00:32:14.058 --> 00:32:16.393
<i>From Mark Zuckerberg
to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss</i>

00:32:16.477 --> 00:32:17.520
and Divya Narendra.

00:32:17.603 --> 00:32:19.772
December 15th, 2003.

00:32:19.855 --> 00:32:22.233
"I have a CS problem set
that I'm just getting started with

00:32:22.316 --> 00:32:25.986
"and it should be about 15 hours of coding,
so I'll be busy tomorrow night."

00:32:26.070 --> 00:32:29.406
"I won't really be free to meet
until next Wednesday afternoon."

00:32:29.490 --> 00:32:31.617
"I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon.

00:32:31.700 --> 00:32:34.870
"I've basically been in the lab
this whole time, and also

00:32:34.995 --> 00:32:39.583
:..won't be able to do Saturday,
as I have to meet up with my parents."

00:32:43.712 --> 00:32:48.134
As the plaque reads, this is John Harvard,
founder of Harvard University in 1638.

00:32:48.217 --> 00:32:50.553
It's also called the Statue of Three Lies.

00:32:51.345 --> 00:32:53.472
What are the three lies?

00:32:54.348 --> 00:32:55.432
Mr Dowd.

00:32:55.558 --> 00:32:57.643
The three lies. First...

00:32:57.810 --> 00:32:58.853
Shit!

00:32:58.936 --> 00:33:00.771
- Take your pants off.
- I know.

00:33:01.939 --> 00:33:03.190
Mr Saverin.

00:33:03.274 --> 00:33:06.819
One, Harvard was founded in 1636, not 1638.

00:33:06.902 --> 00:33:09.238
Two, Harvard was not founded
by John Harvard.

00:33:09.321 --> 00:33:10.865
And three, that is not John Harvard.

00:33:10.948 --> 00:33:12.283
Who is it?

00:33:12.867 --> 00:33:16.495
It's a friend of the sculptor, Daniel Chester.

00:33:17.413 --> 00:33:18.539
Keep your jacket on.

00:33:22.501 --> 00:33:25.963
Thirty-nine days after Mr Zuckerberg's
initial meeting with my clients,

00:33:26.046 --> 00:33:29.425
and he still hadn't completed work
on Harvard Connection.

00:33:29.550 --> 00:33:32.303
<i>But on January 11th, 2004,</i>

00:33:33.053 --> 00:33:36.265
<i>Mr Zuckerberg registered
the domain name The Facebook</i>

00:33:36.348 --> 00:33:39.143
<i>via Network Solutions.</i>

00:33:40.311 --> 00:33:44.273
To the best of your knowledge, had he even
begun work on Harvard Connection?

00:33:45.441 --> 00:33:47.484
Not to my knowledge. No.

00:33:51.780 --> 00:33:53.908
What in the world is this?

00:33:55.034 --> 00:33:59.121
"Hey, Cameron, I'm still a little sceptical
that we have enough functionality in the site

00:33:59.205 --> 00:34:01.790
"to really draw the attention
and gain the critical mass necessary

00:34:01.999 --> 00:34:04.501
"to get a site like this to run"?

00:34:05.044 --> 00:34:06.420
"We'll speak soon"?

00:34:08.714 --> 00:34:11.342
This is the first time
he mentioned any problem?

00:34:11.467 --> 00:34:12.509
Yes, it was.

00:34:12.593 --> 00:34:17.097
You sent 36 e-mails to Mr Zuckerberg
and received 16 e-mails in return,

00:34:17.181 --> 00:34:19.767
and this was the first time
he indicated he was not happy.

00:34:19.850 --> 00:34:20.893
That's correct.

00:34:20.976 --> 00:34:23.646
He had 42 days to study our system
and get out ahead.

00:34:23.729 --> 00:34:25.814
- Do you see any of your code on Facebook?
- Sy, could you...

00:34:25.898 --> 00:34:27.441
Did I use any of your code?

00:34:27.524 --> 00:34:29.360
You stole our whole goddamn idea.

00:34:29.443 --> 00:34:31.654
- FeHas.
- What? Match.com for Harvard guys?

00:34:31.737 --> 00:34:32.863
Can I continue with my deposition?

00:34:32.947 --> 00:34:36.075
You know, you really don't need
a forensics team to get to the bottom of this.

00:34:36.158 --> 00:34:37.785
If you guys were the inventors of Facebook,

00:34:39.161 --> 00:34:41.163
you'd have invented Facebook.

00:34:41.956 --> 00:34:44.541
I can't wait to stand over your shoulder
and watch you write us a cheque.

00:34:44.625 --> 00:34:45.918
No shit.

00:34:47.670 --> 00:34:49.004
Let's continue.

00:34:50.673 --> 00:34:53.133
February 4, 2004.

00:34:56.720 --> 00:34:57.888
Mark.

00:34:58.639 --> 00:34:59.807
Mark.

00:34:59.890 --> 00:35:03.769
There is a girl in your art history class.
Her name is Stephanie Attis.

00:35:03.852 --> 00:35:05.729
Do you happen to know
if she has a boyfriend?

00:35:07.189 --> 00:35:09.400
Have you ever seen her with anyone?

00:35:11.568 --> 00:35:14.697
And, if not, do you happen to know
if she's looking to go out with anyone?

00:35:14.822 --> 00:35:16.073
Dustin.

00:35:17.533 --> 00:35:21.287
People don't walk around with
a sign on them that says...

00:35:25.416 --> 00:35:26.583
Mark?

00:35:53.193 --> 00:35:55.446
We were supposed to meet at 9:00.

00:35:55.529 --> 00:35:58.282
- Have you slept yet?
- I have to add something.

00:35:58.365 --> 00:35:59.533
What?

00:36:10.711 --> 00:36:12.671
Shit, that looks good.
That looks really good.

00:36:12.755 --> 00:36:14.214
It's clean and simple.

00:36:14.298 --> 00:36:17.009
No Disneyland, no "live nude girls."
But watch.

00:36:18.385 --> 00:36:20.137
What'd you write?

00:36:20.387 --> 00:36:23.182
"Relationship Status." "Interested In."

00:36:23.307 --> 00:36:26.185
This is what drives life at college.
"Are you having sex or aren't you?"

00:36:26.268 --> 00:36:29.563
It's why people take certain classes
and sit where they sit and do what they do.

00:36:29.646 --> 00:36:33.525
And at its centre, you know, that's
what The Facebook is gonna be about.

00:36:33.609 --> 00:36:35.819
People are gonna log on because
after all the cake and watermelon,

00:36:35.903 --> 00:36:36.945
there's a chance they're actually gonna...

00:36:37.029 --> 00:36:39.239
- Gonna get laid.
- ...meet a girl. Yes.

00:36:39.823 --> 00:36:40.866
That is really good.

00:36:40.949 --> 00:36:41.992
And that was it.

00:36:42.076 --> 00:36:43.744
- What do you mean?
- it's ready.

00:36:43.827 --> 00:36:45.954
- It's ready? Right now?
- Yeah. That was it.

00:36:46.538 --> 00:36:48.040
And here's the masthead.

00:36:48.123 --> 00:36:49.583
- You made a masthead.
- Yeah.

00:36:49.666 --> 00:36:53.045
- "Eduardo Saverin, co-founder and CFO."
- Yeah.

00:36:53.128 --> 00:36:55.172
You have no idea what
that's gonna mean to my father.

00:36:55.255 --> 00:36:56.590
Sure I do.

00:36:59.093 --> 00:37:01.136
So when's it going live?

00:37:01.720 --> 00:37:04.139
Right now. Get your laptop out.

00:37:04.807 --> 00:37:06.892
What? Why do we need my laptop?

00:37:06.975 --> 00:37:10.479
Because you got e-mails
for everybody at the Phoenix.

00:37:14.024 --> 00:37:18.070
Yeah, I'm not sure if it's gonna be cool
with them that I spam their e-mails.

00:37:18.153 --> 00:37:20.864
- This is not spam.
- No, I know it's not spam.

00:37:20.948 --> 00:37:23.283
If we send it to our friends,
it's just gonna bounce around Dworkin.

00:37:23.367 --> 00:37:24.701
I haven't gotten in yet.

00:37:24.785 --> 00:37:27.830
These guys know people.
And I need their e-mails.

00:37:29.665 --> 00:37:30.874
- Sure.
- Good.

00:37:32.126 --> 00:37:33.168
Give me the mailing list.

00:37:33.252 --> 00:37:35.587
Jabberwock12.listserv@harvard.ed...

00:37:35.671 --> 00:37:36.839
These guys.

00:37:36.922 --> 00:37:37.965
Yeah, they're literary geniuses

00:37:38.048 --> 00:37:40.175
because the world's most obvious
Lewis Carroll reference is in...

00:37:40.259 --> 00:37:41.802
- They're not so bad.
- I'm just saying.

00:37:41.885 --> 00:37:43.679
Yeah, you're right.

00:37:50.561 --> 00:37:52.104
The site's live.

00:37:53.021 --> 00:37:55.232
You know, let's go get a drink and celebrate.

00:37:56.733 --> 00:37:58.152
I'm buying.

00:37:59.570 --> 00:38:00.737
Mark.

00:38:03.532 --> 00:38:04.908
Mark, are you praying?

00:38:18.338 --> 00:38:20.883
Whatever happened to Cole Porter
and Irving Berlin?

00:38:21.049 --> 00:38:23.051
It's a Valentine's Day theme.
They're playing love songs.

00:38:23.135 --> 00:38:24.178
Good point.

00:38:24.261 --> 00:38:27.181
'Cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin
never wrote any love songs.

00:38:30.934 --> 00:38:33.353
Honey, you should put your laptop away.

00:38:33.437 --> 00:38:35.397
Seven different people
spammed me the same link.

00:38:35.481 --> 00:38:37.065
- KC.
- What is it?

00:38:37.149 --> 00:38:38.192
I don't know.

00:38:38.275 --> 00:38:40.027
But I'm really hoping
it's Cats That Look Like Hitler,

00:38:40.110 --> 00:38:41.820
'cause I can never get enough of that.

00:38:43.989 --> 00:38:45.491
No, it's not.

00:38:49.036 --> 00:38:50.204
Div!

00:38:51.788 --> 00:38:52.956
What?

00:38:58.670 --> 00:38:59.713
This isn't mine.

00:39:00.506 --> 00:39:01.548
Okay, what is wrong?

00:39:04.551 --> 00:39:06.970
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

00:39:21.193 --> 00:39:22.319
Hey!

00:39:23.570 --> 00:39:24.655
Hey!

00:39:24.738 --> 00:39:25.906
Not now!

00:39:25.989 --> 00:39:27.074
We need 20 minutes!

00:39:27.157 --> 00:39:28.534
Okay.

00:39:29.701 --> 00:39:32.871
I just wanted to let you know
that Zuckerberg stole our website.

00:39:34.456 --> 00:39:36.124
Mark Zuckerberg?

00:39:36.583 --> 00:39:38.418
He stole our website.

00:39:39.253 --> 00:39:40.879
It's been live for more than 36 hours.

00:39:46.093 --> 00:39:48.595
Mr Hotchkiss?
Ty, lawyer's on the phone with Dad.

00:39:48.679 --> 00:39:51.223
Yes, sir, I'm here with my brother Tyler
and our business partner Divya.

00:39:51.306 --> 00:39:52.349
"Welcome to The Facebook.

00:39:52.432 --> 00:39:54.351
"The Facebook is an online directory
that connects people

00:39:54.434 --> 00:39:55.894
"through different social networks.

00:39:55.978 --> 00:39:59.147
"You must have a Harvard.edu address
to register."

00:39:59.231 --> 00:40:01.692
Yeah, I called earlier.
I'm looking for Mark Zuckerberg.

00:40:01.775 --> 00:40:03.110
Yes, sir.
He's actually quoted a couple times.

00:40:03.193 --> 00:40:04.236
I can read it to you.

00:40:04.319 --> 00:40:07.531
"'Everyone's been talking a lot about a
universal Facebook within Harvard,' he says."

00:40:07.614 --> 00:40:08.657
"He" meaning Mark.

00:40:08.740 --> 00:40:10.701
"'I think it's kind of silly
that it would take the university

00:40:10.784 --> 00:40:11.910
"'a couple of years to get around to it.

00:40:11.994 --> 00:40:14.538
"'I can do a classier job than they can
and I did it in a week."'

00:40:14.621 --> 00:40:15.831
Tell him Divya Narendra called.

00:40:15.914 --> 00:40:18.000
- I know, that's how he talks.
- Appreciate it.

00:40:18.083 --> 00:40:20.168
"As of yesterday evening, Zuckerberg said,

00:40:20.252 --> 00:40:24.006
"over 650 students had registered
to use the Facebook.com.

00:40:24.089 --> 00:40:27.676
"He said he anticipated that 900 students
would have joined the site by this morning."

00:40:27.801 --> 00:40:31.013
Yeah, Divya was just reading that 650
students signed up for it on the first day.

00:40:31.096 --> 00:40:35.350
God, if I was a drug dealer I couldn't
give free drugs to 650 people in one day.

00:40:35.434 --> 00:40:38.937
And this guy doesn't have three friends
to rub together to make a fourth.

00:40:39.021 --> 00:40:40.522
All right.
Yes, that's what we'll do, Mr Hotchkiss.

00:40:40.647 --> 00:40:42.524
We'll put all this together
and we'll e-mail it to you.

00:40:42.649 --> 00:40:44.359
Well, you won't be able
to go on the website yourself.

00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:47.529
Because you don't have a Harvard...

00:40:47.696 --> 00:40:49.948
You know what, it would just be easier
for us to e-mail it to you.

00:40:50.032 --> 00:40:51.033
I'm sure you're right.

00:40:51.158 --> 00:40:54.036
He's a good guy and he's very bright
and I'm sure he didn't mean to do...

00:40:54.119 --> 00:40:55.203
Wow.

00:40:55.662 --> 00:40:56.705
...what he did.

00:40:57.623 --> 00:40:59.041
All right, thank you very much. And, Dad...

00:40:59.666 --> 00:41:00.709
All right, love you, too.

00:41:00.792 --> 00:41:03.545
- This is a good guy?
- We don't know that he's not a good guy.

00:41:03.629 --> 00:41:04.630
We know he stole our idea.

00:41:04.713 --> 00:41:06.131
We know he lied to our faces
for a month and a half.

00:41:06.214 --> 00:41:08.383
- No, he never lied to our faces.
- Okay, he never saw our faces.

00:41:08.467 --> 00:41:11.887
Fine, he lied to our e-mail accounts
and he gave himself a 42- day head start,

00:41:11.970 --> 00:41:13.972
because he knows
what apparently you don't,

00:41:14.056 --> 00:41:15.807
which is that getting there first
is everything.

00:41:15.891 --> 00:41:16.892
I'm a competitive racer, Div.

00:41:17.017 --> 00:41:20.395
I don't think you need to school me in the
importance of getting there first. Thank you.

00:41:20.729 --> 00:41:22.814
- That was your father's lawyer?
- it was his in- house counsel.

00:41:22.898 --> 00:41:24.816
He's gonna look at all this
and if he thinks it's appropriate

00:41:24.900 --> 00:41:25.901
he'll send a cease- and- desist letter.

00:41:26.026 --> 00:41:27.069
What's that gonna do?

00:41:27.152 --> 00:41:28.487
What, do you wanna hire an IP lawyer
and sue him?

00:41:28.570 --> 00:41:31.740
No, I wanna hire the Sopranos to beat
the shit out of him with a hammer.

00:41:31.823 --> 00:41:32.908
- We don't even have to do that.
- That's right.

00:41:33.033 --> 00:41:36.328
We could do that ourselves.
I'm 6'5", 220, and there's two of me.

00:41:36.411 --> 00:41:37.412
- I'm with this guy.
- Well, whatever.

00:41:37.537 --> 00:41:39.915
I'm saying, let's calm down
until we know what we're talking about.

00:41:39.998 --> 00:41:42.084
How much more information
are you waiting for?

00:41:42.167 --> 00:41:45.003
We met with Mark three times,
we exchanged 52 e-mails,

00:41:45.087 --> 00:41:46.672
we can prove that he looked at the code.

00:41:46.755 --> 00:41:49.841
- What is that on the bottom of the page?
- it says "A Mark Zuckerberg production."

00:41:49.925 --> 00:41:52.177
- On the home page?
- On every page.

00:41:52.260 --> 00:41:54.930
Shit, I need a second to let
the classiness waft over me.

00:41:55.055 --> 00:41:56.098
Okay, look, we don't know...

00:41:56.223 --> 00:41:58.100
Cam, they wrote, "Zuckerberg said
he hoped the privacy options

00:41:58.225 --> 00:42:00.102
"would help restore his reputation

00:42:00.227 --> 00:42:03.188
"following student outrage
over facemash.com."

00:42:03.271 --> 00:42:06.608
That's exactly what we said to him.
He's giving us the finger in The Crimson.

00:42:07.275 --> 00:42:09.361
While we're waiting for Dad's lawyer
to look this stuff over,

00:42:09.444 --> 00:42:11.863
we can at least get something
going in the paper so people know...

00:42:11.947 --> 00:42:13.448
- What?
- ...that this is in dispute.

00:42:13.573 --> 00:42:15.617
We're not starting a knife fight
in The Crimson.

00:42:15.701 --> 00:42:17.119
And we're not suing anybody.

00:42:17.244 --> 00:42:18.537
Why not?

00:42:19.955 --> 00:42:22.457
I don't understand, I don't understand.
Why not?

00:42:23.625 --> 00:42:25.460
He's gonna say it's stupid.

00:42:25.544 --> 00:42:26.545
What, who, me?

00:42:26.628 --> 00:42:28.130
Say it. Why not?

00:42:29.548 --> 00:42:31.717
Because we're gentlemen of Harvard.

00:42:31.800 --> 00:42:36.138
This is Harvard, where you don't
plant stories and you don't sue people.

00:42:36.805 --> 00:42:39.725
You thought he was gonna be
the only one who thought that was stupid?

00:42:39.808 --> 00:42:42.477
During the time when you say
you had this idea,

00:42:43.145 --> 00:42:46.648
did you know Tyler and Cameron
came from a family of means?

00:42:47.399 --> 00:42:48.817
"A family of means"?

00:42:48.900 --> 00:42:50.444
Did you know their father was wealthy?

00:42:51.737 --> 00:42:52.988
I'm not sure why you're asking me that.

00:42:53.071 --> 00:42:55.323
It's not important you be sure
why I'm asking.

00:42:55.449 --> 00:42:57.409
- It's not important to you.
- Sy.

00:42:58.493 --> 00:43:00.328
Did you know that they came from money?

00:43:00.454 --> 00:43:02.330
I had no idea whether
they came from money or not.

00:43:02.456 --> 00:43:04.416
In one of your e-mails to Mr Narendra,

00:43:04.499 --> 00:43:07.836
you referenced Howard Winklevoss'
consulting firm.

00:43:07.961 --> 00:43:09.171
If you say so.

00:43:09.296 --> 00:43:13.008
Howard Winklevoss founded a firm whose
assets are in the hundreds of millions.

00:43:13.133 --> 00:43:15.343
You also knew Tyler and Cameron
were members

00:43:15.427 --> 00:43:17.763
of a Harvard final club called the Porcellian.

00:43:17.846 --> 00:43:19.097
They pointed that out.

00:43:19.181 --> 00:43:21.183
- Excuse us for inviting you in.
- To the bike room.

00:43:21.308 --> 00:43:25.270
Please. So it's safe to say you were aware
that my clients had money.

00:43:26.938 --> 00:43:27.939
Yes.

00:43:28.023 --> 00:43:29.441
Let me tell you why I'm asking.

00:43:29.524 --> 00:43:32.944
I'm wondering why, if you needed $1,000
for an Internet venture,

00:43:33.028 --> 00:43:34.613
you didn't ask my clients for it.

00:43:34.696 --> 00:43:37.199
They had demonstrated an interest to you
in that kind of thing.

00:43:37.324 --> 00:43:40.368
I went to my friend for the money because
that's who I wanted to be partners with.

00:43:40.494 --> 00:43:42.954
Eduardo was the president of
the Harvard Investors Association,

00:43:43.038 --> 00:43:44.998
and he was also my best friend.

00:43:45.832 --> 00:43:49.461
Your best friend is suing you
for $600 million.

00:43:50.003 --> 00:43:52.380
I didn't know that. Tell me more.

00:43:52.506 --> 00:43:54.716
Eduardo, what happened
after the initial launch?

00:43:54.841 --> 00:43:57.052
I'm sorry, Sy, would you mind
addressing him as Mr Saverin?

00:43:57.177 --> 00:43:58.804
- Gretchen, they're best friends.
- Not any more.

00:43:58.887 --> 00:44:00.889
Well, we already went through this on the...
Never mind.

00:44:01.014 --> 00:44:03.642
Mr Saverin, what happened
after the initial launch?

00:44:03.725 --> 00:44:05.143
It exploded.

00:44:05.227 --> 00:44:07.062
Everybody on campus was using it.

00:44:07.145 --> 00:44:10.732
"Facebook me" was a common expression
after two weeks.

00:44:11.191 --> 00:44:12.234
And Mark?

00:44:12.317 --> 00:44:16.154
And Mark was the biggest thing on
a campus that included 19 Nobel laureates,

00:44:16.238 --> 00:44:20.742
15 Pulitzer Prize winners,
two future Olympians, and a movie star.

00:44:20.909 --> 00:44:22.494
Who was the movie star?

00:44:22.577 --> 00:44:24.162
Does it matter?

00:44:24.538 --> 00:44:25.580
No.

00:44:27.874 --> 00:44:31.628
...at Out of Town News and picked up
that copy of Popular Electronics magazine

00:44:31.753 --> 00:44:33.922
with the MITS Altair kit on the cover.

00:44:34.047 --> 00:44:36.550
It was a beautiful day
and I was in my Radcliffe dorm room.

00:44:36.633 --> 00:44:38.677
He brought that magazine up
and he showed it to me and he said,

00:44:38.760 --> 00:44:42.639
"Look, it's gonna happen without us.
We've gotta start now."

00:44:42.764 --> 00:44:45.892
And I said, "Okay.
Let's get BASIC out there."

00:44:46.476 --> 00:44:49.354
Now, most of you think you know
the rest of the story, but you may not.

00:44:49.437 --> 00:44:51.731
The beginnings of this industry
were very humble.

00:44:51.815 --> 00:44:56.069
That kit computer on the cover of
that magazine had an 8080 processor in it.

00:44:56.152 --> 00:45:00.282
Unless you paid extra for
a 1 K memory board, you got 256 bytes.

00:45:00.824 --> 00:45:04.786
So the challenge when I wrote BASIC
wasn't just to run at 4K- bytes,

00:45:04.911 --> 00:45:09.791
but I also had to leave room for the users
to run their programs in 4 k- bytes.

00:45:10.959 --> 00:45:12.961
Your friend. Is that Mark Zuckerberg?

00:45:13.295 --> 00:45:14.337
Yeah.

00:45:14.462 --> 00:45:16.631
- He made The Facebook.
- Yeah.

00:45:16.965 --> 00:45:19.301
I mean, it's both of ours. We're...

00:45:19.426 --> 00:45:21.261
Yeah, we... Yes.

00:45:21.344 --> 00:45:22.512
Cool.

00:45:22.804 --> 00:45:24.264
I'm Christy Ling. This is Alice.

00:45:24.347 --> 00:45:25.390
Hi.

00:45:25.473 --> 00:45:27.684
Well, very nice to meet you.

00:45:28.018 --> 00:45:29.519
Facebook me when you get home.

00:45:29.644 --> 00:45:31.146
You know, maybe we can all go out
and grab a drink.

00:45:31.980 --> 00:45:32.981
Certainly.

00:45:33.148 --> 00:45:34.983
Absolutely do that.

00:45:41.781 --> 00:45:44.951
She said, "Facebook me
and we can all go for a drink later,"

00:45:45.035 --> 00:45:46.578
which is stunningly great for two reasons.

00:45:46.661 --> 00:45:49.372
One, she said "Facebook me," right?
And then the other is, well, you know...

00:45:49.497 --> 00:45:50.498
They wanna have drinks later.

00:45:50.624 --> 00:45:52.208
Yes, have you ever heard
so many different good things

00:45:52.334 --> 00:45:53.835
packed into one regular- sized sentence?

00:45:53.960 --> 00:45:55.629
Excuse me, Mark?

00:45:56.171 --> 00:45:57.255
Yeah?

00:45:57.339 --> 00:45:59.174
I'm Stuart Singer. I'm in your OS lab.

00:45:59.841 --> 00:46:00.884
Sure.

00:46:01.384 --> 00:46:03.219
- Awesome job with The Facebook.
- Awesome job.

00:46:03.345 --> 00:46:04.346
Thanks.

00:46:04.471 --> 00:46:06.264
- I'm Bob.
- How you doing?

00:46:06.348 --> 00:46:07.766
You know, I could swear
he was looking at you

00:46:07.849 --> 00:46:11.061
when he said the next Bill Gates
could be right in this room.

00:46:11.186 --> 00:46:12.646
I doubt it.

00:46:12.729 --> 00:46:15.273
And I showed up late.
I don't even know who the speaker was.

00:46:16.691 --> 00:46:18.193
It was Bill Gates.

00:46:19.444 --> 00:46:21.446
Shit, that makes sense.

00:46:22.280 --> 00:46:24.366
All right. Thanks, guys.

00:46:26.868 --> 00:46:28.578
- Are you a moron?
- Are you medically stupid?

00:46:28.703 --> 00:46:30.372
You can't tell Bill Gates
is in front of you for an hour?

00:46:30.455 --> 00:46:32.290
I wasn't wearing my contacts.

00:46:32.374 --> 00:46:34.751
Can I get a Glock and kill you?

00:46:36.378 --> 00:46:37.963
It's time to monetise the thing.

00:46:38.046 --> 00:46:39.339
What were their names?

00:46:39.422 --> 00:46:41.216
- Hear what I just said?
- When?

00:46:41.299 --> 00:46:43.385
I said it's time to monetise the site.

00:46:44.386 --> 00:46:45.387
What does that mean?

00:46:45.470 --> 00:46:48.306
It means it's time for the website
to start generating revenue.

00:46:48.390 --> 00:46:50.725
No, I know what the word means.
I'm asking how you wanna do it.

00:46:52.060 --> 00:46:53.728
- Advertising.
- No.

00:46:54.145 --> 00:46:56.272
Well, we got 4,000 members.

00:46:56.398 --> 00:46:57.524
'Cause The Facebook is cool,

00:46:57.607 --> 00:47:00.819
and if we start installing pop- ups
for Mountain Dew, it's not gonna be cool.

00:47:00.902 --> 00:47:02.529
Well, I wasn't thinking Mountain Dew,
but at some point,

00:47:02.612 --> 00:47:05.073
and I'm talking as the business end
of the company, the site...

00:47:05.156 --> 00:47:08.368
We don't even know what it is yet.
We don't know what it is.

00:47:08.451 --> 00:47:10.912
We don't know what it can be.
We don't know what it will be.

00:47:10.996 --> 00:47:12.330
We know that it is cool.

00:47:12.414 --> 00:47:14.624
That is a priceless asset I'm not giving up.

00:47:14.749 --> 00:47:16.918
- So when will it be finished?
- It won't be finished.

00:47:17.002 --> 00:47:18.712
That's the point.
The way fashion's never finished.

00:47:18.795 --> 00:47:21.089
- What?
- Fashion. Fashion is never finished.

00:47:21.172 --> 00:47:22.632
You're talking about fashion? Really, you?

00:47:22.757 --> 00:47:25.301
I'm talking about the idea of it
and I'm saying that it's never finished.

00:47:25.427 --> 00:47:28.763
Okay. But they manage
to make money selling pants.

00:47:30.015 --> 00:47:31.516
Mark, what is this?

00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:33.059
- What?
- This.

00:47:33.143 --> 00:47:35.437
It's called a cease- and- desist letter.
What were their names?

00:47:35.520 --> 00:47:36.563
- Who?
- The girls.

00:47:36.646 --> 00:47:37.814
When did you get this?

00:47:37.939 --> 00:47:40.025
About 10 days ago.
Right after we launched the site.

00:47:40.108 --> 00:47:41.943
- Jesus Christ.
- Hey, the girls. What were their names?

00:47:42.027 --> 00:47:45.155
The Winklevoss twins are saying
that you stole their idea.

00:47:45.280 --> 00:47:47.615
I find that to be a little more
than mildly annoying.

00:47:47.699 --> 00:47:50.952
Oh, well, they find it to be
intellectual property theft.

00:47:51.036 --> 00:47:52.245
- Look...
- Why didn't you show this to me?

00:47:52.328 --> 00:47:53.830
It was addressed to me.

00:47:53.955 --> 00:47:57.042
They're saying that we stole The Facebook
from Divya Narendra and the Winklevosses.

00:47:57.125 --> 00:47:59.169
- I know what it says.
- Did we?

00:47:59.294 --> 00:48:00.295
Did we what?

00:48:00.378 --> 00:48:01.963
Don't screw around with me now.
Look at me.

00:48:02.630 --> 00:48:04.299
The letter says we could face legal action.

00:48:04.382 --> 00:48:06.051
No, it says I could face legal action.

00:48:06.134 --> 00:48:08.386
This is from a lawyer, Mark.
They must feel they have some grounds.

00:48:08.470 --> 00:48:11.598
- The lawyer is their father's house counsel.
- Do they have grounds?

00:48:11.681 --> 00:48:13.099
The grounds are
our thing is cool and popular,

00:48:13.183 --> 00:48:14.601
and Harvard Connection is lame.

00:48:14.684 --> 00:48:16.936
Wardo, I didn't use any of their code,
I promise.

00:48:17.020 --> 00:48:18.063
I didn't use anything.

00:48:18.146 --> 00:48:19.981
Look, a guy who builds a nice chair
doesn't owe money

00:48:20.065 --> 00:48:21.691
to everyone who ever
has built a chair, okay?

00:48:21.816 --> 00:48:23.610
They came to me with an idea,
I had a better one.

00:48:23.693 --> 00:48:26.404
- Why didn't you show me this letter?
- I didn't think it was a big deal.

00:48:28.740 --> 00:48:29.908
Okay.

00:48:31.201 --> 00:48:36.831
So if there's something wrong, if there's
ever anything wrong, you can tell me.

00:48:37.082 --> 00:48:39.542
I'm the guy that wants to help.
This is our thing.

00:48:39.626 --> 00:48:43.088
Now, is there anything
that you need to tell me?

00:48:43.546 --> 00:48:44.631
No.

00:48:47.926 --> 00:48:49.469
What are we doing about this?

00:48:49.552 --> 00:48:52.972
I went to a 3L at Student Legal Services
and he told me to write them back.

00:48:53.056 --> 00:48:54.224
And what did you say?

00:48:54.307 --> 00:48:57.435
"When we met in January,
I expressed my doubts about the site.

00:48:57.519 --> 00:48:59.896
"Where it stood with graphics,
how much programming was left

00:48:59.979 --> 00:49:01.397
"that I had not anticipated."

00:49:01.481 --> 00:49:03.733
"The lack of hardware
we had to deal with site use,

00:49:03.817 --> 00:49:07.070
"the lack of promotion that would go on
to successfully launch the website."

00:49:07.153 --> 00:49:10.740
This was the first time you raised
any of those concerns, right?

00:49:10.824 --> 00:49:12.450
I'd raised concerns before.

00:49:12.534 --> 00:49:13.785
- Bullshit.
- Not to us.

00:49:13.868 --> 00:49:17.914
Gentlemen, I'm talking about at the meeting
in January to which this letter is referring.

00:49:17.997 --> 00:49:19.040
Yeah.

00:49:19.124 --> 00:49:21.000
Let me rephrase this.

00:49:21.292 --> 00:49:25.755
You sent my client 16 e-mails.
In the first 15 you didn't raise any concerns.

00:49:25.839 --> 00:49:26.923
Is that a question?

00:49:27.006 --> 00:49:30.552
In the 16th e-mail you raised concerns
about the site's functionality.

00:49:30.635 --> 00:49:33.388
- Were you leading them on for six weeks?
- No.

00:49:33.471 --> 00:49:36.558
Then why didn't you raise
any of these concerns before?

00:49:36.641 --> 00:49:38.518
- It's raining.
- I'm sorry?

00:49:38.601 --> 00:49:39.853
It just started raining.

00:49:39.936 --> 00:49:43.022
Mr Zuckerberg,
do I have your full attention?

00:49:43.857 --> 00:49:44.941
No.

00:49:46.025 --> 00:49:47.402
Do you think I deserve it?

00:49:47.694 --> 00:49:48.736
What?

00:49:48.820 --> 00:49:51.781
Do you think I deserve your full attention?

00:49:52.323 --> 00:49:54.367
I had to swear an oath
before we began this deposition

00:49:54.450 --> 00:49:57.579
and I don't wanna perjure myself,
so I have a legal obligation to say no.

00:49:57.662 --> 00:50:01.457
Okay. No.
You don't think I deserve your attention?

00:50:01.541 --> 00:50:04.586
I think if your clients wanna sit on
my shoulders and call themselves tall,

00:50:04.669 --> 00:50:05.795
they have a right to give it a try,

00:50:05.879 --> 00:50:09.215
but there's no requirement that I enjoy
sitting here listening to people lie.

00:50:10.383 --> 00:50:12.719
You have part of my attention.
You have the minimum amount.

00:50:13.553 --> 00:50:16.014
The rest of my attention is
back at the offices of Facebook,

00:50:16.097 --> 00:50:18.391
where my colleagues and I are doing things
that no one in this room,

00:50:18.474 --> 00:50:20.059
including and especially your clients,

00:50:20.143 --> 00:50:23.479
are intellectually or creatively
capable of doing.

00:50:24.355 --> 00:50:27.275
Did I adequately answer
your condescending question?

00:50:34.365 --> 00:50:37.952
Well, I have 12:45.
Why don't we say that's lunch?

00:50:39.746 --> 00:50:41.247
Back at 2:30.

00:50:42.123 --> 00:50:44.209
So what were their names?

00:50:45.793 --> 00:50:48.004
Their names were Christy and Alice,

00:50:50.465 --> 00:50:53.092
and they wanna have drinks tonight.

00:50:55.303 --> 00:50:58.598
You're not supposed to be in here.
This is a men's room.

00:51:02.644 --> 00:51:03.811
Wow.

00:51:17.825 --> 00:51:19.244
Oh, my God.

00:51:20.161 --> 00:51:21.663
I don't care.

00:51:43.643 --> 00:51:44.852
Hey, man, sorry.

00:51:45.937 --> 00:51:47.855
A couple girls are freshening up in there.

00:51:49.023 --> 00:51:50.275
Sweet.

00:51:54.696 --> 00:51:56.406
We have groupies.

00:52:04.914 --> 00:52:06.207
I'll be right back.

00:52:06.291 --> 00:52:08.084
Mark, where you going? Mark.

00:52:13.339 --> 00:52:14.382
<i>Erma'?</i>

00:52:16.301 --> 00:52:17.343
Hi.

00:52:17.427 --> 00:52:20.054
I saw you from over there.
I didn't know you came to this club a lot.

00:52:20.138 --> 00:52:21.848
- First time.
- Mine, too.

00:52:22.515 --> 00:52:23.808
Could I talk to you alone for a second?

00:52:25.059 --> 00:52:26.269
I think I'm good right here.

00:52:26.352 --> 00:52:30.398
I just... I'd love to talk to you alone
if we could just go someplace.

00:52:30.481 --> 00:52:31.733
Right here is fine.

00:52:32.483 --> 00:52:34.527
I don't know if you heard about
this new website I launched.

00:52:34.610 --> 00:52:35.695
No.

00:52:36.529 --> 00:52:39.282
- The Facebook?
- You called me a bitch on the Internet, Mark.

00:52:39.365 --> 00:52:41.200
That's why I wanted to talk to you.

00:52:41.284 --> 00:52:43.286
- On the Internet.
- That's why I came over.

00:52:43.369 --> 00:52:44.996
Comparing women to farm animals.

00:52:45.496 --> 00:52:46.956
I didn't end up doing that.

00:52:47.040 --> 00:52:48.708
It didn't stop you from writing it.

00:52:48.791 --> 00:52:51.377
As if every thought that tumbles
through your head was so clever

00:52:51.461 --> 00:52:53.755
it would be a crime for it not to be shared.

00:52:55.340 --> 00:52:57.884
The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark,
it's written in ink,

00:52:57.967 --> 00:53:00.887
and you published that Erica Albright
was a bitch,

00:53:00.970 --> 00:53:05.350
right before you made some ignorant crack
about my family's name, my bra size,

00:53:05.433 --> 00:53:07.268
and then rated women
based on their hotness.

00:53:08.519 --> 00:53:10.480
- Erica, is there a problem?
- No, there's no problem.

00:53:11.647 --> 00:53:13.691
You write your snide bullshit
from a dark room

00:53:13.775 --> 00:53:16.569
because that's what the angry do nowadays.

00:53:17.528 --> 00:53:19.614
I was nice to you. Don't torture me for it.

00:53:19.697 --> 00:53:21.657
If we could just go somewhere for a minute...

00:53:21.741 --> 00:53:23.951
I don't wanna be rude to my friends.

00:53:24.035 --> 00:53:25.203
Okay.

00:53:25.286 --> 00:53:26.454
Okay.

00:53:28.247 --> 00:53:30.625
Good luck with your video game.

00:53:30.708 --> 00:53:32.627
Hey, that was great.
That was the right thing to do.

00:53:32.710 --> 00:53:34.629
You apologised, right?

00:53:37.423 --> 00:53:38.633
We have to expand.

00:53:38.716 --> 00:53:40.134
Sure. Mark?

00:53:42.595 --> 00:53:44.055
Is he mad about something?

00:53:45.139 --> 00:53:47.308
Okay, we are expanding
to Yale and Columbia.

00:53:47.392 --> 00:53:49.102
Dustin, I want you to share
the coding work with me.

00:53:49.185 --> 00:53:50.978
Chris, you're gonna be in charge
of publicity and outreach,

00:53:51.062 --> 00:53:53.272
and you could start by getting a story
in the BU student newspaper.

00:53:53.356 --> 00:53:54.399
<i>It's The Bridge.</i>

00:53:54.482 --> 00:53:55.733
They hate doing stories about Harvard.

00:53:55.817 --> 00:53:57.735
Somebody at the newspaper
will be a computer science major.

00:53:57.819 --> 00:54:00.238
Tell them that Mark Zuckerberg
will do 10 hours of free programming.

00:54:00.321 --> 00:54:02.031
Why do you want a story
in the BU newspaper?

00:54:02.115 --> 00:54:03.324
Because I do. Now here's the arrangement.

00:54:03.408 --> 00:54:05.410
Eduardo is CFO
and owns 30% of the company.

00:54:05.493 --> 00:54:07.036
Dustin is vice president
and head of programming,

00:54:07.120 --> 00:54:09.705
and his 5% of the company
will come from my end.

00:54:09.789 --> 00:54:11.082
Chris is director of publicity,

00:54:11.165 --> 00:54:13.543
and his compensation will depend on
how much work he ends up doing.

00:54:13.626 --> 00:54:14.669
Any questions?

00:54:14.752 --> 00:54:18.339
- Who are the girls?
- Sorry. They're Christy and Alice.

00:54:18.548 --> 00:54:19.715
- Hi.
- Hi.

00:54:19.799 --> 00:54:21.217
- Hello.
- Hi.

00:54:21.717 --> 00:54:23.136
Is there anything we can do?

00:54:23.219 --> 00:54:24.303
No, that's it.

00:54:24.387 --> 00:54:26.722
- Yale and Columbia, let's go.
- And Stanford.

00:54:27.432 --> 00:54:29.434
- What?
- Stanford.

00:54:29.517 --> 00:54:31.727
It's time for them to see this in Palo Alto.

00:54:37.608 --> 00:54:38.943
You don't want any lunch?

00:54:39.026 --> 00:54:40.111
No.

00:54:40.528 --> 00:54:42.196
You're welcome to some salad.

00:54:42.280 --> 00:54:43.823
No, thank you.

00:54:50.121 --> 00:54:51.164
This must be hard.

00:54:52.707 --> 00:54:53.749
Who are you?

00:54:54.292 --> 00:54:56.836
I'm Marylin Delpy.
I introduced myself when we first...

00:54:56.919 --> 00:54:58.296
I mean, what do you do?

00:54:58.379 --> 00:55:00.506
I'm a second- year associate at the firm.

00:55:00.590 --> 00:55:03.176
My boss wanted me to sit in
on the deposition phase.

00:55:04.802 --> 00:55:05.970
What are you doing?

00:55:06.053 --> 00:55:09.056
Checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia.

00:55:09.140 --> 00:55:10.391
Bosnia.

00:55:10.600 --> 00:55:13.686
They don't have roads,
but they have Facebook.

00:55:18.608 --> 00:55:21.360
You must really hate the Winklevosses.

00:55:22.195 --> 00:55:23.446
I don't hate anybody.

00:55:24.697 --> 00:55:27.950
The Winklevi aren't suing me
for intellectual property theft.

00:55:28.034 --> 00:55:30.578
They are suing me because
for the first time in their lives,

00:55:30.661 --> 00:55:33.080
things didn't work out the way
they were supposed to for them.

00:55:40.546 --> 00:55:42.215
He's expanding.

00:55:42.381 --> 00:55:43.466
What?

00:55:43.549 --> 00:55:44.967
He's expanding
to Yale, Columbia and Stanford.

00:55:45.176 --> 00:55:46.219
It's gonna be in The Crimson tomorrow.

00:55:46.302 --> 00:55:47.345
- Really?
- Yep.

00:55:47.470 --> 00:55:50.681
Well, looks like that cease- and- desist letter
really scared the shit out of him, huh?

00:55:50.765 --> 00:55:54.060
I wanna hire a lawyer to file for injunctive
relief and get the site taken down now.

00:55:54.143 --> 00:55:57.104
Every minute the site is up,
Harvard Connection becomes less valuable.

00:55:57.188 --> 00:55:59.982
I want an injunction. I want damages.
I want punitive relief.

00:56:00.066 --> 00:56:01.108
And I want him dead.

00:56:01.192 --> 00:56:02.276
Yeah, I want those things, too.

00:56:02.360 --> 00:56:03.653
Then why aren't we doing anything about it?

00:56:03.736 --> 00:56:05.029
Because we're gentlemen of Harvard?

00:56:05.112 --> 00:56:06.822
No, it's because you're not thinking
how it's gonna look.

00:56:06.906 --> 00:56:07.949
How's it gonna look?

00:56:08.032 --> 00:56:09.242
Like my brother and I
are in skeleton costumes

00:56:09.325 --> 00:56:11.577
chasing the Karate Kid
around a high school gym.

00:56:11.702 --> 00:56:15.289
Cam, he's violated Massachusetts state law.

00:56:15.373 --> 00:56:17.208
When he goes to Connecticut,
New York and California,

00:56:17.291 --> 00:56:18.626
he'll have violated federal law.

00:56:18.709 --> 00:56:20.503
And, by the way,
he's in violation of Harvard law.

00:56:20.586 --> 00:56:22.505
There's no such thing as Harvard law.

00:56:22.588 --> 00:56:25.091
Wait. Yeah, there is.

00:56:30.137 --> 00:56:31.514
Harvard Student Handbook.

00:56:31.597 --> 00:56:34.392
Every freshman is issued one of these,
and somewhere in this book it says...

00:56:34.475 --> 00:56:35.893
You can't steal from another student.

00:56:37.853 --> 00:56:39.605
This is what we needed.
We're going to Summers.

00:56:39.689 --> 00:56:41.566
Well, you can't get a meeting
with Larry Summers.

00:56:41.941 --> 00:56:43.484
My brother and I,
we pay tuition at this school.

00:56:43.568 --> 00:56:46.779
We carry a 3.9 GPA at this school.
We've won trophies for this school.

00:56:46.862 --> 00:56:49.323
And we'll be rowing in the Olympics
for this school.

00:56:49.407 --> 00:56:52.868
I want a meeting with
the goddamn president of this school.

00:56:52.952 --> 00:56:54.453
Why Stanford?

00:56:54.579 --> 00:56:56.330
Why do you think?

00:57:00.585 --> 00:57:01.961
I'm sorry.

00:57:02.169 --> 00:57:03.629
I'm late for biochem.

00:57:05.172 --> 00:57:06.173
Okay.

00:57:09.135 --> 00:57:10.428
You don't know my name, do you?

00:57:11.137 --> 00:57:12.263
Is it Stanford?

00:57:12.847 --> 00:57:14.932
I should just kick your ass.

00:57:15.016 --> 00:57:17.184
How do you go to a party
and you meet someone...

00:57:17.310 --> 00:57:20.521
Amelia Ritter, but you prefer Amy.
You're from Orinda.

00:57:20.605 --> 00:57:23.774
Your father's in commercial real estate
and your mother's 10 years sober.

00:57:24.191 --> 00:57:25.443
What's my major?

00:57:25.943 --> 00:57:27.528
- Trombone.
- Really?

00:57:28.154 --> 00:57:30.031
I remember something about a trombone.

00:57:33.826 --> 00:57:35.119
French.

00:57:35.202 --> 00:57:36.287
Your major's French.

00:57:36.370 --> 00:57:38.039
- And yours?
- Mine?

00:57:38.164 --> 00:57:40.333
- I don't have one.
- You haven't declared?

00:57:41.542 --> 00:57:42.793
I don't go to school.

00:57:42.877 --> 00:57:44.712
- You're kidding.
- No.

00:57:45.046 --> 00:57:47.048
Well, where did you go to school?

00:57:47.131 --> 00:57:49.467
William Taft Elementary, for a little while.

00:57:49.550 --> 00:57:50.635
Seriously?

00:57:51.302 --> 00:57:53.638
You're not like 15 years old or anything,
are you?

00:57:54.221 --> 00:57:55.389
No.

00:57:56.057 --> 00:57:57.141
Wait, you're not like 15, are you?

00:57:57.224 --> 00:57:58.351
No.

00:58:00.019 --> 00:58:01.562
So, what do you do?

00:58:02.730 --> 00:58:04.315
I'm an entrepreneur.

00:58:04.398 --> 00:58:06.901
- You're unemployed.
- I wouldn't say that.

00:58:06.984 --> 00:58:08.069
What would you say?

00:58:08.194 --> 00:58:09.320
That I'm an entrepreneur.

00:58:09.403 --> 00:58:11.072
Well, then, what was your latest preneur?

00:58:11.197 --> 00:58:15.826
Well, I founded an Internet company that
let folks download and share music for free.

00:58:15.910 --> 00:58:17.244
Kind of like Napster?

00:58:17.328 --> 00:58:18.746
Exactly like Napster.

00:58:18.871 --> 00:58:20.498
What do you mean?

00:58:20.581 --> 00:58:21.916
I founded Napster.

00:58:21.999 --> 00:58:24.001
Sean Parker founded Napster.

00:58:24.085 --> 00:58:25.419
Nice to meet you.

00:58:25.503 --> 00:58:27.338
You're Sean Parker?

00:58:27.505 --> 00:58:29.256
You see, the shoe's on the other...

00:58:29.382 --> 00:58:31.425
- Foot?
- Table, which has turned.

00:58:32.718 --> 00:58:34.261
I just slept with Sean Parker?

00:58:34.345 --> 00:58:36.055
You just slept on Sean Parker.

00:58:36.430 --> 00:58:38.683
- You're a zillionaire.
- Not technically.

00:58:38.766 --> 00:58:40.267
What are you?

00:58:40.935 --> 00:58:42.603
Broke. There's not
a lot of money in free music,

00:58:42.687 --> 00:58:46.023
even less when you're being sued by
everyone who's ever been to the Grammys.

00:58:46.107 --> 00:58:47.608
This is blowing my mind.

00:58:47.692 --> 00:58:48.693
I appreciate that.

00:58:48.776 --> 00:58:50.611
I gotta hop in the shower
and get ready for class.

00:58:50.736 --> 00:58:54.115
Biochem, even though you're
a French major whose name is Amy.

00:58:54.615 --> 00:58:55.866
You passed.

00:58:56.242 --> 00:58:57.284
I'm a hard worker.

00:58:58.869 --> 00:59:02.623
There's juice or anything else you can find.
Help yourself.

00:59:02.748 --> 00:59:03.749
You mind if I check my e-mail?

00:59:04.375 --> 00:59:05.960
Yeah, go ahead.

00:59:15.970 --> 00:59:17.138
Amy!

00:59:19.306 --> 00:59:20.474
Jesus.

00:59:20.599 --> 00:59:22.893
- Amy! Can you come out here?
- Yeah?

00:59:23.769 --> 00:59:25.271
Just a second.

00:59:28.274 --> 00:59:29.734
There's a snake in here, Amy.

00:59:29.817 --> 00:59:30.901
What?

00:59:33.320 --> 00:59:34.405
Where?

00:59:34.488 --> 00:59:35.906
There isn't a snake,
but I need to ask you something.

00:59:35.990 --> 00:59:37.992
Are you kidding me? I could've been killed.

00:59:38.117 --> 00:59:39.243
How?

00:59:39.326 --> 00:59:43.080
By running too fast
and getting twisted in the curtain.

00:59:43.289 --> 00:59:44.832
What do you need to ask me?

00:59:44.957 --> 00:59:47.752
Yeah, I went to check my e-mail and
there's a website open on your computer.

00:59:48.627 --> 00:59:52.089
Yeah, after you passed out last night
I went on The Facebook for a little bit.

00:59:52.173 --> 00:59:54.341
- What's that?
- The Facebook?

00:59:54.467 --> 00:59:57.428
Stanford's had it for, like, two weeks now.

00:59:57.636 --> 01:00:00.765
It's really awesome,
except it's freakishly addictive.

01:00:00.848 --> 01:00:03.184
Seriously, I'm on the thing
like five times a day.

01:00:03.267 --> 01:00:04.769
Mind if I send myself an e-mail?

01:00:04.852 --> 01:00:06.353
Yeah, is everything okay?

01:00:06.479 --> 01:00:08.272
Everything's great.

01:00:09.023 --> 01:00:13.277
I just need to find you, Mark Zuckerberg.

01:00:17.198 --> 01:00:18.783
I've never been in this building before.

01:00:18.866 --> 01:00:23.204
This building's 100 years older
than the country it's in, so do be careful.

01:00:24.538 --> 01:00:26.207
We're sitting in chairs.

01:00:27.041 --> 01:00:28.167
Yes.

01:00:29.043 --> 01:00:31.378
Very good. You can go in now.

01:00:35.841 --> 01:00:38.636
That's their own stupidity.
I should've been there.

01:00:38.719 --> 01:00:40.304
Well, darkness is the absence of light,

01:00:40.387 --> 01:00:43.224
and the stupidity in that instance
was the absence of me.

01:00:43.349 --> 01:00:45.226
Catherine, I've got students
in my office now.

01:00:45.351 --> 01:00:47.228
Students. Undergrads.

01:00:47.812 --> 01:00:48.813
I don't know.

01:00:48.896 --> 01:00:51.649
From the looks of it, they want
to sell me a Brooks Brothers franchise.

01:00:51.732 --> 01:00:52.983
All right, bye- bye.

01:00:53.859 --> 01:00:54.902
- Good morning.
- Good morning, sir.

01:00:54.985 --> 01:00:56.904
I'm Cameron Winklevoss
and this is my brother, Tyler.

01:00:56.987 --> 01:00:59.073
And you're here because...

01:01:00.533 --> 01:01:01.575
Either of you can answer.

01:01:01.659 --> 01:01:03.160
I'm sorry, sir,
I thought you were reading the letter.

01:01:03.244 --> 01:01:04.328
I've read the letter.

01:01:04.411 --> 01:01:07.665
Well, we came up with an idea for
a website called Harvard Connection...

01:01:07.748 --> 01:01:10.918
We've since changed the name to ConnectU.
And Mark Zuckerberg stole that idea...

01:01:11.043 --> 01:01:12.419
I understand.

01:01:12.545 --> 01:01:15.005
And I'm asking what you want me
to do about it.

01:01:15.089 --> 01:01:19.009
Well, sir, in the Harvard Student Handbook,
which is distributed to each freshman,

01:01:19.093 --> 01:01:21.428
under the heading "Standards of Conduct
in the Harvard Community,"

01:01:21.887 --> 01:01:25.182
it says the college expects all students
to be honest and forthcoming

01:01:25.266 --> 01:01:27.685
in their dealings with members
in this community.

01:01:27.768 --> 01:01:30.271
Students are required to respect
public and private ownership,

01:01:30.896 --> 01:01:32.773
and instances of theft, misappropriation or...

01:01:32.898 --> 01:01:34.358
- Anne?
- Yes, sir?

01:01:34.441 --> 01:01:36.277
Punch me in the face. Go ahead.

01:01:39.238 --> 01:01:43.200
...or unauthorised use
will result in disciplinary action,

01:01:43.284 --> 01:01:45.286
including the requirement
to withdraw from the college.

01:01:45.369 --> 01:01:47.454
And you memorised that
instead of doing what?

01:01:47.580 --> 01:01:50.958
What my brother and I came here today
to ask of you, respectfully, of course...

01:01:51.083 --> 01:01:54.211
Sir, it's against university rules to steal
from another student, plain and simple.

01:01:54.295 --> 01:01:55.546
And you've spoken to your House Master?

01:01:55.629 --> 01:01:57.965
Yes, sir. And the House Master made
a recommendation to the Ad Board,

01:01:58.090 --> 01:01:59.633
but the Ad Board won't see us.

01:01:59.758 --> 01:02:01.552
Have you tried dealing with
the other student directly?

01:02:01.635 --> 01:02:04.471
Mr Zuckerberg hasn't been responding
to any of our e-mails or phone calls

01:02:04.597 --> 01:02:05.639
for the last two weeks.

01:02:05.764 --> 01:02:07.558
He doesn't answer when
we knock on his door at Kirkland,

01:02:07.641 --> 01:02:09.476
and the closest I've come
to dealing with him face- to- face

01:02:09.602 --> 01:02:11.896
is when I saw him on the quad
and chased him through Harvard Square.

01:02:11.979 --> 01:02:13.063
You chased him?

01:02:13.147 --> 01:02:15.733
I saw him and I know he saw me.
I went after him and then he disappeared.

01:02:16.609 --> 01:02:19.904
- I don't see this as a university issue.
- Of course this is a university issue.

01:02:19.987 --> 01:02:22.406
There's a code of ethics and an honour code
and he violated them both.

01:02:22.489 --> 01:02:25.951
You enter into a code of ethics with
the university, not with each other.

01:02:26.785 --> 01:02:29.997
I'm sorry, President Summers, but what
you just said makes no sense to me at all.

01:02:30.080 --> 01:02:31.248
I'm devastated by that.

01:02:31.332 --> 01:02:34.001
What my brother means is, if
Mark Zuckerberg walked into our dorm room

01:02:34.084 --> 01:02:36.253
and stole our computer,
that would be a university issue.

01:02:36.337 --> 01:02:38.672
I really don't know.
This office doesn't handle petty larceny.

01:02:38.756 --> 01:02:40.090
This isn't petty larceny.

01:02:40.174 --> 01:02:42.343
This idea is potentially worth
millions of dollars.

01:02:42.468 --> 01:02:43.594
- Millions?
- Yes.

01:02:43.677 --> 01:02:46.263
You might just be letting
your imaginations run away with you.

01:02:46.347 --> 01:02:49.183
Sir, I honestly don't think you're
in any position to make that call.

01:02:49.266 --> 01:02:53.520
I was the US Treasury Secretary.
I'm in some position to make that call.

01:02:53.646 --> 01:02:54.939
Letting our imaginations run away with us

01:02:55.022 --> 01:02:56.941
is exactly what we were told to do
in your freshman address.

01:02:57.024 --> 01:03:00.027
Well, then I would suggest
that you let your imaginations

01:03:00.110 --> 01:03:01.445
run away with you on a new project.

01:03:01.528 --> 01:03:02.696
You would?

01:03:02.780 --> 01:03:04.198
Yes. Everyone at Harvard's
inventing something.

01:03:04.323 --> 01:03:08.953
Harvard undergraduates believe that
inventing a job is better than finding a job.

01:03:09.328 --> 01:03:12.790
So I'll suggest again that the two of you
come up with a new new project.

01:03:12.873 --> 01:03:15.960
- I'm sorry, sir, but that's not the point.
- Please, arrive at the point.

01:03:16.043 --> 01:03:17.795
You don't have to be
an intellectual property expert

01:03:17.878 --> 01:03:19.380
to understand the difference
between right and wrong.

01:03:19.505 --> 01:03:21.298
And you're saying that I don't?

01:03:21.382 --> 01:03:23.384
- Of course I'm not saying that, sir.
- I'm saying that.

01:03:23.467 --> 01:03:25.177
- Really?
- Sir.

01:03:25.386 --> 01:03:27.304
Anne, how did they get this appointment?

01:03:27.388 --> 01:03:29.306
Colleagues of their father.

01:03:30.849 --> 01:03:33.143
Let me tell you something,
Mr Winklevoss, Mr. Winklevoss,

01:03:33.227 --> 01:03:35.646
since you're on the subject
of right and wrong.

01:03:35.729 --> 01:03:39.984
This action, this meeting,
the two of you being here is wrong.

01:03:40.234 --> 01:03:43.570
It's not worthy of Harvard.
It's not what Harvard saw in you.

01:03:43.654 --> 01:03:46.073
You don't get special treatment.

01:03:46.240 --> 01:03:48.659
- We never asked...
- Just start another project?

01:03:48.742 --> 01:03:50.577
Like we're making a diorama
for a science fair?

01:03:50.703 --> 01:03:52.162
If you have a problem
with that, Mr Winklevoss...

01:03:52.246 --> 01:03:53.330
We never asked for special treatment.

01:03:53.414 --> 01:03:57.084
...the courts are always at your disposal.
ls there anything else I can do for you?

01:03:57.209 --> 01:03:58.836
You can take the Harvard
Student Handbook and shove it...

01:03:58.919 --> 01:04:00.004
Ty.

01:04:00.671 --> 01:04:02.881
Thank you very much for your time, sir.

01:04:08.095 --> 01:04:09.388
Whoops.

01:04:09.596 --> 01:04:12.099
Broke your 335- year- old doorknob.

01:04:13.726 --> 01:04:16.854
Eduardo, spring break, you
and Mr Zuckerberg took a trip to New York.

01:04:16.937 --> 01:04:19.523
- Yes.
- What was the purpose of the trip?

01:04:19.606 --> 01:04:23.277
Well, as CFO, I had set up some meetings
with potential advertisers.

01:04:24.069 --> 01:04:25.112
Who paid for the trip?

01:04:25.195 --> 01:04:28.282
It was paid for out of the $1,000 account
I had set up a few months earlier.

01:04:28.407 --> 01:04:32.202
At this point, your $1,000 was the only
money that had been put into the company?

01:04:32.286 --> 01:04:34.288
- Yes.
- How did you feel the meetings went?

01:04:35.789 --> 01:04:37.875
- They went terribly.
- Why?

01:04:38.083 --> 01:04:39.209
Mark was asleep.

01:04:39.293 --> 01:04:40.711
I was not asleep.

01:04:40.794 --> 01:04:42.129
Can I rephrase my answer?

01:04:42.296 --> 01:04:44.298
I wish he'd been asleep.

01:04:47.092 --> 01:04:50.596
So we're in 29 schools now,
with over 75,000 members.

01:04:51.430 --> 01:04:52.556
People who go on The Facebook

01:04:52.639 --> 01:04:55.059
tend to stay on longer
than almost any other website.

01:04:55.142 --> 01:04:56.894
Now, here's the most impressive statistic.

01:04:56.977 --> 01:04:59.980
91% of people who try it once
will come back.

01:05:00.064 --> 01:05:01.940
- Now, if you'll allow me...
- Excuse me one second.

01:05:02.066 --> 01:05:04.401
What sound is he making? Is that like a tsk?

01:05:07.404 --> 01:05:09.073
It wasn't a tsk.

01:05:09.239 --> 01:05:10.574
It was...

01:05:11.492 --> 01:05:13.327
Like a glottal stop.

01:05:13.827 --> 01:05:15.662
Almost a gag reflex.

01:05:17.247 --> 01:05:18.999
Guys, what is this?

01:05:19.083 --> 01:05:21.752
There was one more meeting scheduled
for the New York trip.

01:05:21.835 --> 01:05:23.170
Yes, it was a dinner.

01:05:23.253 --> 01:05:24.671
It was set up through
my girlfriend at the time.

01:05:24.838 --> 01:05:27.841
Would you say that Mark was
excited about this meeting?

01:05:27.925 --> 01:05:30.177
Yes. Very.

01:05:30.260 --> 01:05:32.262
- Look, they're not gonna card us.
- They might.

01:05:32.346 --> 01:05:34.181
- I mean, look around.
- It'll be embarrassing.

01:05:34.306 --> 01:05:37.101
- Tell him they're not gonna card us.
- They're not gonna card us.

01:05:37.184 --> 01:05:39.103
- Mark...
- Are you gonna talk about ads again?

01:05:39.186 --> 01:05:40.938
Unless you're the ballet theatre of Hartford,

01:05:41.021 --> 01:05:43.023
the purpose of a business
is to make a profit.

01:05:43.107 --> 01:05:44.274
It isn't a business yet.

01:05:44.358 --> 01:05:48.153
That's tough for me, 'cause my...
Never mind.

01:05:51.156 --> 01:05:52.533
He's 25 minutes late.

01:05:52.616 --> 01:05:55.369
He founded Napster when he was 19.
He can be late.

01:05:55.494 --> 01:05:57.121
- He's not a god.
- Then what is he?

01:05:57.204 --> 01:05:58.705
He's 25 minutes late.

01:05:58.789 --> 01:06:00.040
I think Wardo's jealous.

01:06:00.207 --> 01:06:03.335
I honestly wasn't jealous. I was nervous.

01:06:03.544 --> 01:06:04.545
Why?

01:06:04.670 --> 01:06:08.132
Well, I didn't know him at all, but I had
done a search and I'd asked around.

01:06:08.215 --> 01:06:11.510
And he struck me as kind of a...

01:06:13.387 --> 01:06:14.847
A wild card.

01:06:15.055 --> 01:06:16.056
Why?

01:06:16.181 --> 01:06:19.476
He crashed out of two pretty big
Internet companies in spectacular fashion,

01:06:19.560 --> 01:06:20.978
he's had a reputation with drugs...

01:06:21.061 --> 01:06:22.312
He also founded the companies.

01:06:22.396 --> 01:06:23.730
We don't need him.

01:06:24.356 --> 01:06:25.399
He's here.

01:06:28.569 --> 01:06:30.154
No, no, take your time.

01:06:30.237 --> 01:06:32.990
- And he does own a watch.
- Stop it.

01:06:34.867 --> 01:06:36.076
- I'm Sean Parker.
- How do you do?

01:06:36.160 --> 01:06:39.079
You must be Eduardo. And Christy.
And Mark.

01:06:39.204 --> 01:06:41.165
- Great to meet you.
- Great to meet you.

01:06:41.248 --> 01:06:42.749
You guys don't have anything
in front of you.

01:06:42.875 --> 01:06:43.917
- No.
- Tori.

01:06:44.001 --> 01:06:45.002
We were waiting.

01:06:45.085 --> 01:06:47.254
- Hey, baby boy.
- Can you bring out some things?

01:06:47.379 --> 01:06:50.174
The lacquered pork with that ginger confit.
Tuna tartare?

01:06:50.257 --> 01:06:52.092
And the lobster claws, that'll get us started.

01:06:52.217 --> 01:06:54.094
Christy, what do you like to drink?

01:06:55.721 --> 01:06:56.930
An appletini.

01:06:57.014 --> 01:06:59.057
Great. Four of those.

01:06:59.766 --> 01:07:02.436
From that point on, it was a Seanathon.

01:07:11.278 --> 01:07:13.947
The question was,
"What did you talk about?"

01:07:25.417 --> 01:07:27.711
He took us through his episode
with Napster.

01:07:27.794 --> 01:07:30.797
I didn't wanna spend my 20s
as a professional defendant.

01:07:30.923 --> 01:07:33.967
Who knew? The music industry
doesn't have a sense of humour.

01:07:34.092 --> 01:07:37.304
We tried to sell the company to pay the
35 million they said we owed in royalties,

01:07:37.429 --> 01:07:41.892
but I guess to them that was a little like
selling a stolen car to pay for the stolen gas.

01:07:42.601 --> 01:07:45.062
So we said screw it, declared bankruptcy.

01:07:45.145 --> 01:07:47.814
- But you made a name for yourself.
- And you are dry.

01:07:47.898 --> 01:07:49.650
- Tori!
- No, no, I'm good.

01:07:49.733 --> 01:07:51.944
And then he went on to
his second business venture,

01:07:52.486 --> 01:07:55.656
which was an online Rolodex that
he got thrown out of by Case Equity.

01:07:55.989 --> 01:07:57.741
And I wanted to do it nice this time.

01:07:58.158 --> 01:08:01.745
I put on a tie and I shined my shoes,
but nobody wants to take orders from a kid.

01:08:01.828 --> 01:08:04.748
So let me tell you what happens to
a 20- year- old at the top of a hot dot- com.

01:08:04.831 --> 01:08:08.001
- I'm not a psychiatrist, but...
- I'm glad we've got that on the record.

01:08:08.085 --> 01:08:10.337
You're not a psychiatrist, but what?

01:08:10.462 --> 01:08:13.298
A psychiatrist would say
that he was paranoid.

01:08:13.507 --> 01:08:15.926
They'll hire private detectives
who'll follow you day and night.

01:08:16.009 --> 01:08:18.095
You're a target for high- priced escorts.

01:08:18.178 --> 01:08:20.514
I can't prove it,
but I know they tap my phones.

01:08:20.639 --> 01:08:23.183
Whatever it is that's gonna trip you up,
you've done already.

01:08:23.308 --> 01:08:25.852
Private behaviour is a relic
of a time gone by.

01:08:25.936 --> 01:08:28.772
And if somehow, someway, you've managed
to live your life like the Dalai Lama,

01:08:28.855 --> 01:08:30.023
they'll make shit up.

01:08:30.148 --> 01:08:32.693
Because they don't want you,
they want your idea.

01:08:33.026 --> 01:08:34.528
And they want you
to say "thank you" while you...

01:08:34.987 --> 01:08:36.029
Excuse me.

01:08:36.113 --> 01:08:37.531
...wipe your chin and walk away.

01:08:37.656 --> 01:08:38.699
That's what happened to you?

01:08:38.824 --> 01:08:40.367
And delusional.

01:08:41.034 --> 01:08:44.121
Yes. But there'll be payback at Case.

01:08:44.204 --> 01:08:45.789
I brought down the record companies
with Napster

01:08:45.872 --> 01:08:47.207
and Case'll suffer for their sins, too.

01:08:47.291 --> 01:08:49.793
Sorry, you didn't bring down
the record companies.

01:08:50.210 --> 01:08:51.211
They won.

01:08:51.378 --> 01:08:53.046
- In court.
- Yeah.

01:08:53.380 --> 01:08:55.966
You wanna buy a Tower Records, Eduardo?

01:08:58.385 --> 01:09:01.805
And he told story after story
about life in Silicon Valley,

01:09:01.888 --> 01:09:05.892
and parties at Stanford and down in LA,
and friends who'd become millionaires...

01:09:06.018 --> 01:09:10.897
But mostly how Mark had to...
He had to come to California.

01:09:11.815 --> 01:09:14.151
And then he got around to The Facebook.

01:09:14.234 --> 01:09:16.737
So, tell me about your progress.

01:09:16.820 --> 01:09:20.407
Well, we're in 29 schools now.
We got over 75,000 members.

01:09:20.574 --> 01:09:22.242
- Tell me about the strategy you're using.
- Okay.

01:09:22.409 --> 01:09:24.328
For instance, we wanted Baylor, in Texas,

01:09:24.411 --> 01:09:26.246
but Baylor already had
a social network on campus.

01:09:26.371 --> 01:09:27.914
So instead of going right after them,

01:09:28.040 --> 01:09:30.083
we made a list of every school
within 100 miles...

01:09:30.208 --> 01:09:31.251
You put The Facebook
on those campuses first.

01:09:31.335 --> 01:09:34.171
Pretty soon all the Baylor kids saw
their friends on our site and we were in.

01:09:34.254 --> 01:09:35.589
It's called the Little Bighorn.
That's smart, Mark.

01:09:35.714 --> 01:09:37.090
- Thanks, that was mine.
- Easy.

01:09:37.174 --> 01:09:38.925
Hey, you know what?
Settle an argument for us.

01:09:39.051 --> 01:09:40.927
I say it's time to start making money
from The Facebook,

01:09:41.053 --> 01:09:42.929
but Mark doesn't want advertising.
Who's right?

01:09:43.013 --> 01:09:44.264
Well...

01:09:44.931 --> 01:09:46.183
Neither of you yet.

01:09:46.266 --> 01:09:48.602
The Facebook is cool,
that's what it's got going for it.

01:09:48.727 --> 01:09:49.770
Yeah.

01:09:49.853 --> 01:09:51.521
You don't wanna ruin it with ads
because ads aren't cool.

01:09:51.605 --> 01:09:52.689
Exactly.

01:09:52.773 --> 01:09:54.274
It's like you're throwing
the greatest party on campus

01:09:54.358 --> 01:09:55.609
and someone's saying
it's gotta be over by 11:00.

01:09:55.734 --> 01:09:56.777
That's exactly right.

01:09:56.860 --> 01:09:59.029
- You don't even know what the thing is yet.
- Exactly.

01:09:59.112 --> 01:10:02.824
How big it can get, how far it can go.
This is no time to take your chips down.

01:10:02.908 --> 01:10:04.826
A million dollars isn't cool.
You know what's cool?

01:10:04.910 --> 01:10:05.952
<i>You'?</i>

01:10:08.747 --> 01:10:10.082
"A billion dollars."

01:10:13.710 --> 01:10:15.295
And that shut everybody up.

01:10:15.379 --> 01:10:18.465
And that's where you're headed.
A billion- dollar valuation.

01:10:19.216 --> 01:10:21.885
Unless you take bad advice, in which case
you may as well have come up with

01:10:21.968 --> 01:10:23.804
a chain of very successful yogurt shops.

01:10:24.346 --> 01:10:28.016
When you go fishing, you can catch
a lot of fish or you can catch a big fish.

01:10:28.100 --> 01:10:31.395
You ever walk into a guy's den and see
a picture of him standing next to 14 trout?

01:10:31.478 --> 01:10:33.313
- No, he's holding a 3,000- pound marlin.
- Yep.

01:10:33.397 --> 01:10:34.481
- That's a good analogy.
- Okay.

01:10:34.564 --> 01:10:36.942
But we all know marlins don't really
weigh 3,000 pounds, right?

01:10:37.025 --> 01:10:38.068
Have you seen the big ones up close?

01:10:38.151 --> 01:10:41.113
No, but I don't think the guy's holding
a marlin the size of a Range Rover.

01:10:41.196 --> 01:10:43.824
That would be a really big fish
and a very strong guy.

01:10:43.907 --> 01:10:45.450
You think we might be getting away
from the point?

01:10:45.534 --> 01:10:49.830
I don't have a dog in this fight.
I'm just a fan who came to say hi.

01:10:49.913 --> 01:10:51.748
He owned Mark after that dinner.

01:10:52.666 --> 01:10:55.043
He picked up the cheque,
he told Mark they'd talk again soon,

01:10:55.127 --> 01:10:56.211
and he was gone.

01:10:56.294 --> 01:11:00.173
But not before he made his biggest
contribution to the company.

01:11:02.551 --> 01:11:05.011
Drop the "The." Just "Facebook."

01:11:05.595 --> 01:11:07.139
It's cleaner.

01:11:10.058 --> 01:11:11.101
Shit.

01:11:13.812 --> 01:11:14.855
Goodbye, sweetie.

01:11:15.897 --> 01:11:17.107
Yeah.

01:11:20.986 --> 01:11:23.905
That's gotta be some kind of
land speed record for talking.

01:11:23.989 --> 01:11:26.158
You wanna end the party at 11:00.

01:11:27.117 --> 01:11:30.370
- I'm trying to pay for the party.
- There won't be a party unless it's cool.

01:11:31.580 --> 01:11:32.664
So, what do you think?

01:11:32.747 --> 01:11:34.708
Yeah, sure, let's drop the "The."

01:11:34.791 --> 01:11:37.919
I meant to catching the marlin
instead of the 14 trout.

01:11:38.003 --> 01:11:39.296
Doesn't that sound good?

01:11:39.379 --> 01:11:41.131
If you're a trout.

01:11:41.256 --> 01:11:42.716
I'm going to enter this into the record.

01:11:42.799 --> 01:11:46.720
Incorporation papers for Facebook,
an LLC registered in Florida.

01:11:46.803 --> 01:11:48.889
- Why Florida?
- it's where my family lives.

01:11:48.972 --> 01:11:51.558
And ask the respondent to stipulate
that the articles of incorporation

01:11:51.725 --> 01:11:55.395
state the ownership as follows:
65% for Mark Zuckerberg,

01:11:55.479 --> 01:11:58.607
30% for Eduardo Saverin
and 5% for Dustin Moskovitz.

01:11:58.690 --> 01:11:59.774
Yeah, we stipulate.

01:11:59.858 --> 01:12:02.736
- And that was April 13th, 2004.
- You can mark it.

01:12:02.819 --> 01:12:04.446
You have anything here?

01:12:04.529 --> 01:12:05.822
Yes. Thank you.

01:12:05.906 --> 01:12:08.617
Mr Saverin, have you ever done anything

01:12:08.700 --> 01:12:11.286
that might be considered
legitimate grounds for termination?

01:12:13.121 --> 01:12:14.164
No.

01:12:14.247 --> 01:12:18.793
You never did anything to embarrass the
company or even seriously jeopardise it?

01:12:19.419 --> 01:12:20.795
- No.
- No?

01:12:24.382 --> 01:12:25.425
No.

01:12:25.509 --> 01:12:27.677
You were accused of animal cruelty.

01:12:29.262 --> 01:12:31.723
- Wait.
- You weren't?

01:12:31.806 --> 01:12:34.059
This is not happening.

01:12:34.142 --> 01:12:36.478
I have here an article from The Crimson...

01:12:36.561 --> 01:12:37.646
Jesus Christ.

01:12:37.729 --> 01:12:38.772
I can't have this, Wardo.

01:12:38.855 --> 01:12:42.317
Come on, man. This is bullshit.
This is another club playing a prank.

01:12:43.860 --> 01:12:46.112
I'd gotten into the Phoenix.

01:12:46.196 --> 01:12:48.823
I'd been accepted,
and as part of my initiation I had to,

01:12:48.907 --> 01:12:52.911
for one week, carry with me at all times
and take care of a chicken.

01:12:52.994 --> 01:12:55.622
They identify you
as one of the founders of Facebook.

01:12:55.705 --> 01:12:57.082
"Junior Eduardo Saverin..."

01:12:57.165 --> 01:12:59.125
I'm not the expert, but being connected
to torturing animals

01:12:59.209 --> 01:13:00.544
is probably bad for business.

01:13:00.627 --> 01:13:05.465
I did not torture the chicken.
I don't torture chickens. Are you crazy?

01:13:05.549 --> 01:13:09.386
No, and settle down, please.
I have here an article from The Crimson...

01:13:09.469 --> 01:13:11.263
- This is scathing.
- 956.

01:13:11.429 --> 01:13:14.182
I was having dinner in
the Kirkland dining hall with Mark,

01:13:14.599 --> 01:13:15.976
and I had the chicken with me,

01:13:16.059 --> 01:13:18.061
because I had to have the chicken
with me at all times.

01:13:18.144 --> 01:13:19.229
This was college.

01:13:19.312 --> 01:13:21.398
- Somebody's gonna have to answer for this.
- 969.

01:13:21.856 --> 01:13:24.025
And the dining hall
was serving chicken for dinner,

01:13:24.109 --> 01:13:26.528
and I had to feed my chicken, so I...

01:13:26.611 --> 01:13:29.823
Well, I took little pieces of chicken
and I gave it to the chicken.

01:13:30.407 --> 01:13:32.075
Someone must have seen me,
because the next thing I knew

01:13:32.158 --> 01:13:33.868
I was being accused of forced cannibalism.

01:13:34.828 --> 01:13:37.330
I didn't know you couldn't do that.

01:13:37.747 --> 01:13:39.749
I dealt with the various animal rights groups,

01:13:39.833 --> 01:13:42.043
I dealt with the associate dean
of the college.

01:13:42.335 --> 01:13:44.004
This was all resolved.

01:13:44.087 --> 01:13:45.130
988.

01:13:45.213 --> 01:13:47.257
Someone from the Porc or the Fly
must have reported it.

01:13:47.340 --> 01:13:49.175
For all I know, it was the Winklevosses.

01:13:49.259 --> 01:13:50.969
All right, let's just forget about it.

01:13:51.052 --> 01:13:54.014
This is absurd.
I'm being accused of animal cruelty.

01:13:54.097 --> 01:13:55.557
It's better to be accused of necrophilia.

01:13:55.640 --> 01:13:57.267
It is better to be accused of necrophilia.

01:13:57.350 --> 01:14:00.729
Now I have to explain this to my father.
I'm gonna have to explain this to everybody.

01:14:00.812 --> 01:14:02.230
What is happening on that?

01:14:02.314 --> 01:14:04.399
I have my final coming up
for Postwar and Contemporary Art

01:14:04.482 --> 01:14:05.734
and I haven't been to class.

01:14:05.817 --> 01:14:07.068
I'm supposed to write about
these four paintings.

01:14:07.444 --> 01:14:08.778
That's a Facebook page?

01:14:08.862 --> 01:14:09.904
Yeah. I opened it under an alias.

01:14:09.988 --> 01:14:11.406
I posted the paintings
and asked people to comment.

01:14:11.489 --> 01:14:14.492
Every once in a while, I hop on
and stir the pot to get a good debate going.

01:14:14.576 --> 01:14:16.995
Mr Zuckerberg was cheating
on his final exam?

01:14:17.078 --> 01:14:19.873
- I'd rather not answer that, Gretchen.
- And why not?

01:14:19.956 --> 01:14:22.709
Because I'm not suing him
for cheating on his final exam.

01:14:22.792 --> 01:14:25.962
- That's not what friends do.
- Well, you just told us he was cheating.

01:14:26.880 --> 01:14:27.922
Oops.

01:14:30.258 --> 01:14:32.218
You told your lawyers
I was torturing animals?

01:14:32.302 --> 01:14:33.928
No, he didn't tell us about it at all.

01:14:34.012 --> 01:14:36.765
Our litigators are capable
of finding a Crimson article.

01:14:36.848 --> 01:14:39.559
In fact, when we raised the subject with him,
he defended you.

01:14:42.020 --> 01:14:43.063
Oops.

01:14:43.480 --> 01:14:45.523
993. We are so close.

01:14:46.149 --> 01:14:49.319
Yeah, that reminds me,
we're gonna need more money, Wardo.

01:14:49.402 --> 01:14:51.446
Yeah, no, I agree. More servers, more help.

01:14:51.529 --> 01:14:53.281
I'm interviewing two interns
to come to Palo Alto

01:14:53.365 --> 01:14:54.449
and we're gonna have
to pay them something.

01:14:54.532 --> 01:14:56.493
- Sorry, what?
- I already found a house for rent

01:14:56.576 --> 01:14:58.328
on a street
two blocks from the Stanford campus.

01:14:58.411 --> 01:14:59.746
It is perfect and it's got a pool.

01:14:59.829 --> 01:15:01.831
When did you decide to go to California
for the summer?

01:15:01.915 --> 01:15:03.166
You mean when did I actually decide?

01:15:03.249 --> 01:15:06.419
Was it somewhere in the middle
of the Sean Parker Variety Hour?

01:15:06.836 --> 01:15:09.047
He was right,
California's the place we've gotta be.

01:15:09.130 --> 01:15:10.548
What, you're Jed Clampett?

01:15:10.632 --> 01:15:12.676
<i>I didn't know you</i> guys
<i>got The Beverly Hillbillies in Brazil.</i>

01:15:12.759 --> 01:15:14.427
Yeah, got the show in Brazil, it was genius.

01:15:14.886 --> 01:15:17.847
- What is your problem with Sean?
- He doesn't bring anything to the table.

01:15:17.931 --> 01:15:19.974
He doesn't have money.
Dustin's a better programmer.

01:15:20.058 --> 01:15:23.645
- He's got connections to VCs.
- We don't need VCs, we need advertisers.

01:15:23.728 --> 01:15:25.647
- And I have connections to VCs.
- No real players.

01:15:25.730 --> 01:15:28.316
And as somebody who's just really
embarrassed the company in a bad way...

01:15:28.400 --> 01:15:30.610
- it was the Winklevosses, Mark.
- Hang on.

01:15:30.694 --> 01:15:32.153
Hit "Refresh."

01:15:32.862 --> 01:15:35.990
150,004.

01:15:36.074 --> 01:15:38.451
150,000 members, Wardo.

01:15:38.827 --> 01:15:40.161
- Congratulations, dude.
- Congratulations.

01:15:40.870 --> 01:15:44.708
You don't think it was strange that
he was followed by private detectives?

01:15:44.791 --> 01:15:46.459
Who came up with nothing.

01:15:46.543 --> 01:15:48.503
Enough to get him out of the company.
The drugs, the girls.

01:15:48.586 --> 01:15:50.714
- We don't know that any of that's true.
- You can read about it.

01:15:50.797 --> 01:15:52.340
I can read about you torturing birds.
Since when...

01:15:52.424 --> 01:15:56.094
Okay, don't fish eat other fish?
The marlins and the trout?

01:15:58.596 --> 01:15:59.639
What's he talking about?

01:15:59.723 --> 01:16:02.392
I'm interviewing interns at 10:00
tomorrow night in the CS lab.

01:16:02.475 --> 01:16:03.643
Get on board with this, man.

01:16:03.727 --> 01:16:06.271
You know, I don't really know
what else to say.

01:16:29.627 --> 01:16:32.005
You can do one more! One more!

01:16:36.718 --> 01:16:37.761
Wardo!

01:16:37.844 --> 01:16:39.137
Yo! Mark!

01:16:41.055 --> 01:16:42.098
What's going on?

01:16:42.182 --> 01:16:44.559
They have 10 minutes to get root access
to a Python web server,

01:16:44.642 --> 01:16:45.935
expose its SSL encryption,

01:16:46.019 --> 01:16:47.645
and then intercept all traffic
over its secure port.

01:16:47.771 --> 01:16:48.813
They're hacking.

01:16:48.938 --> 01:16:50.940
Yes, all behind a Pix Firewall Emulator.
But here's the beauty.

01:16:51.024 --> 01:16:52.859
You know I didn't understand
anything you just said, right?

01:16:52.942 --> 01:16:54.068
- I do know that.
- So what's the beauty?

01:16:54.152 --> 01:16:56.070
Every tenth line of code written,
they have to drink a shot.

01:16:56.154 --> 01:16:59.157
Hacking's supposed to be stealth,
so every time the server detects an intrusion,

01:16:59.240 --> 01:17:01.075
the candidate responsible
has to drink a shot.

01:17:01.159 --> 01:17:02.869
I also have a program running
that has a pop- up window

01:17:02.952 --> 01:17:04.788
appear simultaneously on all five computers.

01:17:04.871 --> 01:17:06.873
The last candidate to hit the window
has to drink a shot.

01:17:06.956 --> 01:17:09.083
Plus, every three minutes
they all have to drink a shot.

01:17:09.167 --> 01:17:11.628
- Three minutes!
- Drink one now!

01:17:11.711 --> 01:17:15.340
Hey, can I ask, what part of the intern's job
will they need to be able to do drunk?

01:17:15.423 --> 01:17:16.466
You're right.

01:17:16.549 --> 01:17:19.844
A more relevant test might be seeing
if they can keep a chicken alive for a week.

01:17:21.638 --> 01:17:23.556
- That was mean.
- Here.

01:17:23.723 --> 01:17:24.766
What is this?

01:17:24.849 --> 01:17:27.936
I opened a new account
and put $18,000 in it.

01:17:29.395 --> 01:17:31.272
Will that get you through the summer?

01:17:31.356 --> 01:17:32.398
- Here!
- Mark?

01:17:32.482 --> 01:17:33.900
Right here!

01:17:39.072 --> 01:17:40.907
Welcome to Facebook.

01:17:50.291 --> 01:17:52.001
- $18,000?
- Yes.

01:17:52.085 --> 01:17:54.420
In addition to the $1,000
you'd already put up.

01:17:54.504 --> 01:17:57.090
- Yes.
- A total of $19,000 now.

01:17:57.173 --> 01:17:58.424
- Yes.
- Hang on.

01:18:00.593 --> 01:18:02.053
I'm just checking your math on that.

01:18:02.136 --> 01:18:04.472
Yes, I got the same thing.

01:18:05.056 --> 01:18:06.140
May I continue?

01:18:06.724 --> 01:18:09.644
After expressing misgivings
about Mr Zuckerberg taking the company

01:18:09.727 --> 01:18:11.771
and moving it to California for the summer,

01:18:11.855 --> 01:18:14.858
why did you put $18,000
in an account for his use?

01:18:14.941 --> 01:18:18.695
I figured we were partners.
I wanted to be a team player.

01:18:18.778 --> 01:18:21.865
I figured Mark, Dustin and the new interns
could work on the site

01:18:21.948 --> 01:18:24.409
while I was generating
advertiser interest in New York.

01:18:24.492 --> 01:18:29.038
But mostly I figured, how much could
possibly go wrong in three months?

01:18:30.832 --> 01:18:32.625
Go, go: go: go!

01:18:37.213 --> 01:18:38.840
- I didn't die.
- I know.

01:18:38.923 --> 01:18:40.758
- I made it.
- You did.

01:18:42.176 --> 01:18:43.511
Okay, ready?

01:18:43.595 --> 01:18:45.847
- That was like an 8.
- That was like a 2.

01:18:45.930 --> 01:18:48.308
- It was better than that.
- Yeah.

01:18:56.983 --> 01:18:58.026
I'm okay.

01:18:58.109 --> 01:18:59.360
- You sure?
- Yeah.

01:18:59.986 --> 01:19:01.070
Yikes.

01:19:02.447 --> 01:19:03.823
That's the doorbell.

01:19:03.907 --> 01:19:05.116
I didn't know we had a doorbell.

01:19:05.199 --> 01:19:07.911
- Andrew, get the door!
- No, he's wired in.

01:19:07.994 --> 01:19:09.996
That's gonna cut into your security deposit.

01:19:12.081 --> 01:19:13.166
- Andrew.
- Not now.

01:19:13.249 --> 01:19:14.584
Good boy.

01:19:18.713 --> 01:19:20.048
- Sean?
- Mark?

01:19:20.131 --> 01:19:22.091
- Do you live here?
- Yeah.

01:19:22.383 --> 01:19:23.426
Do you?

01:19:23.509 --> 01:19:25.053
We were right across the street.
We saw the chimney...

01:19:25.136 --> 01:19:27.722
- ls anybody hurt?
- No. You live across the street?

01:19:29.140 --> 01:19:30.308
I'm Sharon.

01:19:30.391 --> 01:19:32.727
This is my... Sharon.
She lives across the street.

01:19:32.852 --> 01:19:34.145
I was helping her move out,
we saw the chimney...

01:19:34.228 --> 01:19:36.189
We had a zip line to the pool.

01:19:37.065 --> 01:19:39.525
You came to California.

01:19:40.026 --> 01:19:41.027
Yeah.

01:19:41.110 --> 01:19:43.237
You made the right choice.

01:19:49.202 --> 01:19:50.203
Here you go.

01:19:54.874 --> 01:19:55.917
Sharon?

01:19:58.378 --> 01:19:59.379
I'm so sorry.

01:19:59.462 --> 01:20:00.505
- No problem.
- I didn't know you were gonna...

01:20:00.588 --> 01:20:02.632
- Here you go.
- No, no, no. Wait!

01:20:04.050 --> 01:20:08.096
This house and this team are great.
It's exactly what it should be.

01:20:08.888 --> 01:20:10.223
I'm Sean Parker.

01:20:10.306 --> 01:20:11.432
Oh, he's wired in.

01:20:11.975 --> 01:20:13.643
That's what I'm talking about.

01:20:15.228 --> 01:20:16.354
Where's Eduardo?

01:20:16.437 --> 01:20:18.940
He got an internship in New York.

01:20:19.607 --> 01:20:20.984
Eduardo didn't come out?

01:20:41.587 --> 01:20:44.298
I was crashing there for a little bit
while I'm taking care of some things,

01:20:44.424 --> 01:20:47.844
but she's done for the summer
so she's back at her parents' place.

01:20:47.927 --> 01:20:51.389
- The homeless rock star of Palo Alto.
- All right.

01:20:51.472 --> 01:20:53.933
What's your plan for the summer?

01:20:55.101 --> 01:20:56.310
Mark?

01:20:56.936 --> 01:20:59.105
I'm sorry. I was looking at the architecture.

01:21:00.440 --> 01:21:01.774
I asked what your plan for the...

01:21:01.858 --> 01:21:03.359
A hundred schools
by the end of the summer.

01:21:03.443 --> 01:21:05.194
- We're gonna go to the restroom.
- Okay.

01:21:05.319 --> 01:21:07.321
Yeah, I'll go with you.

01:21:10.950 --> 01:21:12.452
Your date looks so familiar to me.

01:21:12.535 --> 01:21:14.120
She looks familiar to a lot of people.

01:21:14.203 --> 01:21:15.455
What do you mean?

01:21:17.457 --> 01:21:20.835
A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond
wants to buy his wife some lingerie,

01:21:20.960 --> 01:21:23.755
but he's too embarrassed
to shop for it in a department store.

01:21:23.838 --> 01:21:25.673
He comes up with an idea
for a high- end place

01:21:25.798 --> 01:21:28.092
that doesn't make you feel like a pervert.

01:21:28.176 --> 01:21:32.180
He gets a $40,000 bank loan,
borrows another 40,000 from his in- laws,

01:21:32.305 --> 01:21:35.266
opens a store and calls it Victoria's Secret.

01:21:35.349 --> 01:21:38.061
Makes a half million dollars his first year.

01:21:38.144 --> 01:21:41.981
Starts a catalogue, opens three more stores,
and after five years, he sells the company

01:21:42.065 --> 01:21:45.318
to Leslie Wexner and The Limited
for $4 million.

01:21:45.485 --> 01:21:46.652
Happy ending, right?

01:21:47.195 --> 01:21:51.449
Except two years later,
the company's worth $500 million,

01:21:51.532 --> 01:21:54.827
and Roy Raymond jumps off
the Golden Gate Bridge.

01:21:57.038 --> 01:22:00.833
Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife
a pair of thigh- highs, you know?

01:22:02.001 --> 01:22:03.419
Was that a parable?

01:22:04.212 --> 01:22:08.424
My date's a Victoria's Secret model.
That's why she looks familiar to you.

01:22:08.508 --> 01:22:09.967
- God.
- Don't be impressed by all this.

01:22:10.051 --> 01:22:11.302
I read your blog.

01:22:11.385 --> 01:22:13.429
You know, no, that was for web cretins.

01:22:13.513 --> 01:22:15.181
You know why I started Napster?

01:22:16.349 --> 01:22:21.145
The girl I loved in high school was with
the co- captain of the varsity lacrosse team,

01:22:21.229 --> 01:22:23.272
and I wanted to take her from him.

01:22:23.356 --> 01:22:25.274
So I decided to come up with
the next big thing.

01:22:25.691 --> 01:22:28.236
- I didn't know that.
- Napster wasn't a failure.

01:22:28.361 --> 01:22:31.781
I changed the music industry
for better and for always.

01:22:31.864 --> 01:22:36.119
It may not have been good business,
but it pissed a lot of people off.

01:22:36.202 --> 01:22:38.663
And isn't that what your Facemash
was about?

01:22:38.746 --> 01:22:41.415
They're scared of me, pal,
and they're gonna be scared of you.

01:22:41.541 --> 01:22:43.292
What the VCs want is to say,

01:22:43.376 --> 01:22:46.212
"Good idea, kid,
the grown- ups will take it from here."

01:22:46.295 --> 01:22:48.923
But not this time. This is our time.

01:22:49.382 --> 01:22:52.844
This time, you're gonna hand them
a business card that says,

01:22:52.927 --> 01:22:54.637
"I'm CEO, bitch."

01:22:55.888 --> 01:22:57.723
That's what I want for you.

01:22:58.432 --> 01:23:00.059
So where the hell is Eduardo?

01:23:01.227 --> 01:23:03.688
- He's in New York.
- Sucking up to ad execs.

01:23:03.771 --> 01:23:05.731
- He's got an...
- An internship.

01:23:06.899 --> 01:23:10.403
The company's here.
A billion- dollar company's here.

01:23:11.821 --> 01:23:13.364
- Do you live and breathe Facebook?
- Yes.

01:23:13.447 --> 01:23:14.574
I know you do.

01:23:14.657 --> 01:23:17.743
Wardo wants to be a businessman
and for all I know he's gonna be a good one,

01:23:17.827 --> 01:23:20.580
but he shouldn't be in New York
kissing Madison Avenue's ass.

01:23:22.582 --> 01:23:25.751
This is a once- in- a- generation,
"holy shit" idea.

01:23:26.085 --> 01:23:29.755
And the water under
the Golden Gate is freezing cold.

01:23:31.465 --> 01:23:35.595
Look at my face and tell me
I don't know what I'm talking about.

01:23:37.305 --> 01:23:38.848
Do you ever think about that girl?

01:23:38.931 --> 01:23:39.974
What girl?

01:23:40.099 --> 01:23:43.436
The girl from high school
with the lacrosse thing.

01:23:44.770 --> 01:23:45.771
No.

01:23:45.855 --> 01:23:49.400
If you guys are gonna talk about bandwidth,
we need shots.

01:23:49.483 --> 01:23:50.985
A hundred schools
by the end of the summer?

01:23:51.110 --> 01:23:52.111
Yeah.

01:23:52.195 --> 01:23:53.571
Tell you what. Gesture of good faith.

01:23:53.654 --> 01:23:58.117
While you're getting into 100 schools,
I'll put you on two continents.

01:23:59.285 --> 01:24:00.369
Two...

01:24:04.832 --> 01:24:06.292
If you don't have a place to crash,

01:24:06.375 --> 01:24:08.669
I think you should definitely
come and live with us.

01:24:09.629 --> 01:24:11.547
Let's line up some shots.

01:24:11.631 --> 01:24:13.758
- Excuse me!
- Yes, sir.

01:24:13.841 --> 01:24:16.969
You can take this away
and bring back the 1942.

01:24:17.053 --> 01:24:18.971
Absolutely, Mr Parker.

01:24:35.154 --> 01:24:38.157
Attention... Go!

01:24:55.007 --> 01:24:59.512
<i>At the barrier, Hollandia is
leading Harvard University by one length.</i>

01:25:09.355 --> 01:25:10.523
<i>Approaching the grandstands,</i>

01:25:10.606 --> 01:25:13.734
<i>Hollandia maintains a lead
of three- quarters of a length.</i>

01:25:26.956 --> 01:25:28.207
Come on!

01:26:06.871 --> 01:26:08.205
Whatever.

01:26:13.878 --> 01:26:14.920
- Mr Winklevoss.
- Tyler.

01:26:15.046 --> 01:26:16.881
- Tremendous race.
- Thank you.

01:26:16.964 --> 01:26:19.216
- And this is my brother, Cameron.
- Excellent.

01:26:19.300 --> 01:26:20.343
Sir?

01:26:20.426 --> 01:26:22.136
His Royal Highness Prince Albert.

01:26:22.261 --> 01:26:24.013
Your Highness, this is
Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss.

01:26:24.096 --> 01:26:27.433
Of course. Brilliant race.
I've never seen a race that close.

01:26:27.558 --> 01:26:28.559
Yes, Your Highness.

01:26:28.642 --> 01:26:31.687
My grandfather, Jack Kelly,
was one of the premier rowers of his day.

01:26:31.771 --> 01:26:35.232
I've been coming to Henley for 30 years
and I'd never seen a race that close.

01:26:35.608 --> 01:26:37.234
Have you? Have you seen a race that close?

01:26:37.318 --> 01:26:38.402
No, Your Highness.

01:26:38.486 --> 01:26:40.863
Mile- and- a- half races are more
commonly won by a boat length or two.

01:26:40.946 --> 01:26:43.741
Yes, that's absolutely right. Brutally close.

01:26:43.949 --> 01:26:44.992
May I introduce my teammates?

01:26:45.117 --> 01:26:47.036
I'm sorry. You'll have to excuse us.

01:26:47.119 --> 01:26:48.788
On to the Dutch.

01:26:52.291 --> 01:26:53.667
Sorry you flew all the way out here
to see that.

01:26:53.793 --> 01:26:55.920
Wouldn't have missed it, brother.
How was the royalty?

01:26:56.003 --> 01:26:58.631
I just wanted him to tell me
a couple more times how close the race was.

01:26:58.756 --> 01:27:02.259
Just brutal, brutally close.
Brutally excruciating. Jesus.

01:27:02.343 --> 01:27:04.011
The guy is the prince of a country
the size of Nantucket.

01:27:04.136 --> 01:27:05.137
Relax, it's fine.

01:27:05.262 --> 01:27:06.430
- Boys. Divya.
- Dad.

01:27:06.514 --> 01:27:08.557
- Mr Winklevoss.
- That was a tough beat.

01:27:08.641 --> 01:27:10.726
I'm sorry that you and Mom
had to fly out here to see that.

01:27:10.810 --> 01:27:12.645
No, don't ever apologise to me
for losing a race like that.

01:27:13.020 --> 01:27:15.648
Don't ever apologise to anyone
for losing a race like that.

01:27:15.773 --> 01:27:17.608
- Boys.
- Mr Kenwright.

01:27:18.275 --> 01:27:20.945
Dad, this is Mr Kenwright,
head of the host family for this week.

01:27:21.028 --> 01:27:22.780
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Good to meet you.

01:27:22.863 --> 01:27:24.281
I've just had a phone chat with my daughter.

01:27:24.365 --> 01:27:27.326
She told me that she and her friends
are already talking about the race,

01:27:27.451 --> 01:27:29.703
which they've just seen via their computers.

01:27:29.829 --> 01:27:33.666
A new website called Facebook.
Do you have this in America?

01:27:35.000 --> 01:27:37.169
I'm gonna find your mother.

01:27:38.712 --> 01:27:39.755
Have I said something wrong?

01:27:39.839 --> 01:27:41.715
Your daughter doesn't go
to school in the States?

01:27:41.841 --> 01:27:43.134
No, no. Cambridge.

01:27:43.217 --> 01:27:45.970
Majoring in French literature, though
I wasn't aware there was such a thing.

01:27:46.053 --> 01:27:47.138
And they have Facebook at Cambridge?

01:27:47.221 --> 01:27:49.306
And apparently Oxford and
the London School of Economics.

01:27:49.390 --> 01:27:50.474
That's where her friends are.

01:27:51.058 --> 01:27:52.560
That's awesome.

01:27:53.018 --> 01:27:56.522
Good race, boys.
Take the bitter with the better, eh?

01:27:58.858 --> 01:28:00.234
I'm gonna go watch the race film.

01:28:03.571 --> 01:28:05.865
If this is online, I wanna see it.

01:28:05.990 --> 01:28:07.324
Stop it.

01:28:07.867 --> 01:28:09.368
Stop it, Cam.

01:28:09.743 --> 01:28:11.245
Knock it off.

01:28:11.829 --> 01:28:14.373
I don't mind that we lost
to the Dutch today by less than a second.

01:28:14.498 --> 01:28:16.667
That was a good race,
and that was a fair race.

01:28:16.750 --> 01:28:18.210
And they'll see us again.

01:28:18.335 --> 01:28:20.463
What I mind, and what you should mind,

01:28:20.546 --> 01:28:23.716
is showing up on Monday
for a race that was run on Sunday.

01:28:24.258 --> 01:28:26.177
We tried talking to him ourselves,
we tried writing a letter,

01:28:26.260 --> 01:28:29.847
we tried the Ad Board, and we tried
talking to the president of the university.

01:28:29.930 --> 01:28:32.433
Now, I am asking you for the last time,

01:28:32.558 --> 01:28:37.730
let's take the considerable resources
at our disposal and sue him in federal court.

01:28:38.189 --> 01:28:39.440
Come on.

01:28:40.858 --> 01:28:42.693
I need a real drink.

01:28:49.575 --> 01:28:50.576
Screw it.

01:28:52.036 --> 01:28:54.246
Let's gut the friggin' nerd.

01:28:57.082 --> 01:28:58.417
That's what I'm talking about!

01:28:58.584 --> 01:29:00.419
No,no,no,no,no.

01:29:00.586 --> 01:29:02.838
But check it out, I saw him today.

01:29:02.922 --> 01:29:05.341
Manningham, Mitchell Manningham,
my Case Equity guy.

01:29:05.424 --> 01:29:06.509
Hang on.

01:29:06.592 --> 01:29:08.260
Are you guys using Spikes
or Ghost Missiles?

01:29:08.344 --> 01:29:10.012
We don't know,
we're just shooting at each other.

01:29:10.095 --> 01:29:11.514
Use Sweet Kamikazes.

01:29:11.597 --> 01:29:13.724
Like we know what that is.

01:29:14.225 --> 01:29:18.020
I saw him getting into his Turbo Carrera
and he saw me, too.

01:29:18.103 --> 01:29:19.688
I know he did.

01:29:22.107 --> 01:29:25.069
Don't. Don't sweat it. I'm on a landline.

01:29:25.236 --> 01:29:26.570
Bong hit.

01:29:27.279 --> 01:29:28.781
Does anybody hear that banging?

01:29:28.864 --> 01:29:31.283
You don't hear anything.
You're writing code.

01:29:31.367 --> 01:29:33.369
Dude, somebody's at the door.

01:29:33.452 --> 01:29:38.040
It's not a dish best served cold.
It's best served immediately and relentlessly.

01:29:41.752 --> 01:29:43.587
I'm gonna call you back.

01:29:45.589 --> 01:29:46.632
What's up?

01:29:46.715 --> 01:29:48.092
What's up?

01:29:49.802 --> 01:29:51.554
Mark was supposed to pick me up
at the airport an hour ago.

01:29:51.637 --> 01:29:53.222
I've been calling his cell.

01:29:53.305 --> 01:29:57.810
He was on a 36- hour coding tear,
so he took a nap for a couple of hours.

01:30:04.066 --> 01:30:05.150
What happened here?

01:30:05.276 --> 01:30:08.737
Not happened. Happening.
The next big thing.

01:30:08.821 --> 01:30:09.989
<i>Wards.</i>

01:30:10.072 --> 01:30:11.073
Hey, man.

01:30:11.156 --> 01:30:13.158
- Back to work.
- Okay.

01:30:13.242 --> 01:30:16.161
The more bad I get at this,
the more wasted I get.

01:30:16.287 --> 01:30:17.788
I mean the more wasted that I get...

01:30:18.163 --> 01:30:19.582
We understand.

01:30:21.959 --> 01:30:23.085
How old are they, Sean?

01:30:23.669 --> 01:30:25.004
It's not polite to ask.

01:30:25.087 --> 01:30:26.255
Sean, how old are they?

01:30:27.506 --> 01:30:28.841
You think you know me, right?

01:30:28.966 --> 01:30:30.175
I've read enough.

01:30:30.301 --> 01:30:32.636
You know how much I've read about you?

01:30:33.178 --> 01:30:34.513
Nothing.

01:30:38.350 --> 01:30:40.102
- Wardo.
- Hey, man.

01:30:40.185 --> 01:30:43.105
- I waited an hour for you at the airport.
- What time is it?

01:30:43.188 --> 01:30:46.525
It's midnight. Or 3:00 a.m. in New York,
where I just came from.

01:30:46.609 --> 01:30:50.279
You gotta see some of the new stuff we got.
Hey, Dustin. Show him the Wall.

01:30:50.362 --> 01:30:51.447
I'm just calling it the Wall.

01:30:51.530 --> 01:30:54.116
Forget the Wall, tell him about
the meeting I've got set up.

01:30:54.199 --> 01:30:55.784
You know Peter Thiel?

01:30:55.868 --> 01:30:57.202
- Nope.
- No reason you should.

01:30:57.286 --> 01:31:00.539
He just runs a $2- billion hedge fund
called Clarium Capital.

01:31:02.041 --> 01:31:03.626
Why's he setting up meetings?

01:31:03.709 --> 01:31:04.793
Thiel might wanna make
an angel investment.

01:31:04.877 --> 01:31:07.963
I don't care if he's an actual angel.
Why is he setting up business meetings?

01:31:08.047 --> 01:31:10.716
- You've had a long flight.
- No, I had a long wait on the tarmac at JFK,

01:31:10.799 --> 01:31:13.052
then a long wait at the passenger
loading and unloading zone at SFO,

01:31:13.177 --> 01:31:15.054
and in between there was a long flight.

01:31:15.179 --> 01:31:16.889
I'm the business end of this company.

01:31:17.640 --> 01:31:20.059
And he is a house-guest living here rent free

01:31:20.184 --> 01:31:23.062
on a very generous grant
from the Eduardo Saverin Foundation.

01:31:23.187 --> 01:31:26.482
I heard about your big- ticket ad buys.
Gary's Tuxedos.

01:31:26.565 --> 01:31:28.233
- Hey, man...
- Harvard Bartending Course.

01:31:28.317 --> 01:31:31.528
You're just a small step away
from bagging Snookies Cookies, I can feel it.

01:31:40.704 --> 01:31:42.998
- You wanna talk to me alone for a minute?
- Sure.

01:31:47.336 --> 01:31:48.671
Bong hit.

01:31:48.754 --> 01:31:51.048
- I'm so high.
- No, you're not.

01:31:51.590 --> 01:31:53.342
So how's it going?

01:31:53.676 --> 01:31:56.345
How's the internship? How's Christy?

01:31:57.346 --> 01:31:59.682
- How's the internship?
- Yeah.

01:32:01.225 --> 01:32:03.185
Mark, Jesus, I quit the internship.

01:32:03.268 --> 01:32:05.771
We talked about this on the phone.
I quit on my first day.

01:32:07.398 --> 01:32:09.775
I do remember you saying that.

01:32:09.942 --> 01:32:11.735
So how is Christy?

01:32:12.111 --> 01:32:13.779
Christy's crazy.

01:32:14.071 --> 01:32:15.781
- Is that fun?
- No.

01:32:15.864 --> 01:32:16.865
I mean, she's actually psychotic.

01:32:16.949 --> 01:32:22.121
She's insanely jealous, she's irrational,
and I'm frightened of her.

01:32:22.788 --> 01:32:24.081
Still, it's nice you have a girlfriend.

01:32:27.626 --> 01:32:31.714
I do not want that guy representing
himself as part of this company.

01:32:31.797 --> 01:32:33.966
You gotta move out here, Wardo,
this is where it's all happening.

01:32:34.049 --> 01:32:36.051
- Did you hear what I just said?
- The connections, the energy...

01:32:36.135 --> 01:32:37.136
Mark, you got...

01:32:37.261 --> 01:32:39.805
I'm afraid if you don't come out here,
you're gonna get left behind.

01:32:39.888 --> 01:32:42.224
I want... I need you out here.

01:32:42.307 --> 01:32:44.226
- Please don't tell him I said that.
- What did you just say?

01:32:44.309 --> 01:32:46.395
It's moving faster than any of us
ever imagined it would.

01:32:46.478 --> 01:32:48.230
- It's moving fast.
- What did you mean?

01:32:48.313 --> 01:32:50.232
- And Sean thinks we have...
- Sean is not part of this company.

01:32:50.315 --> 01:32:51.400
<i>We have over 300,000 members, Wards,</i>

01:32:51.483 --> 01:32:53.652
and we're in 160 schools,
including five in Europe.

01:32:53.736 --> 01:32:55.237
I'm aware of that! Mark, I am the CFO!

01:32:55.320 --> 01:32:56.739
We need more servers
than I ever expected we'd need.

01:32:56.822 --> 01:32:58.407
We need more programmers
and we need more money,

01:32:58.490 --> 01:33:00.993
and he set up the Thiel meeting.
He set up meetings all over town.

01:33:01.118 --> 01:33:02.327
- He set up other meetings?
- Yes.

01:33:02.411 --> 01:33:04.163
- Without me knowing anything about it.
- You're in New York.

01:33:04.288 --> 01:33:08.167
I'm in New York riding subways
14 hours a day, trying to find advertisers!

01:33:08.292 --> 01:33:09.960
And how's it going so far?

01:33:14.423 --> 01:33:17.009
What did you mean, "get left behind"?

01:33:21.638 --> 01:33:23.015
- Hi.
- Can I help you?

01:33:23.098 --> 01:33:24.600
I'd like to freeze this bank account

01:33:24.683 --> 01:33:28.145
and cancel all existing cheques
and lines of credit.

01:33:29.480 --> 01:33:32.649
- May I see some ID, please?
- Yeah, sure, sorry.

01:33:39.448 --> 01:33:40.699
Sean, he'll be right with you.

01:33:40.783 --> 01:33:42.201
No problem.

01:33:44.036 --> 01:33:46.288
<i>You know this is where
they filmed Towering Inferno?</i>

01:33:46.371 --> 01:33:48.123
That's comforting.

01:33:49.541 --> 01:33:51.293
Hey, guys. Come on back.

01:33:52.795 --> 01:33:55.047
- She offer you some waters?
- Oh, yeah. We're cool.

01:33:56.632 --> 01:33:57.883
Sean, how are you? Come on in.

01:33:57.966 --> 01:33:59.885
- You must be Mark.
- Hi.

01:34:01.678 --> 01:34:05.015
We took a look at everything,
and congratulations.

01:34:05.140 --> 01:34:08.644
We're gonna start you off
with a $500,000 investment.

01:34:09.061 --> 01:34:12.731
Maurice is gonna talk to you
about some corporate restructuring.

01:34:12.856 --> 01:34:14.900
We'll file as a corporation in Delaware

01:34:14.983 --> 01:34:17.903
and come up with a stock structure
that allows for new investors.

01:34:17.986 --> 01:34:20.322
Now, let me ask you something.

01:34:20.489 --> 01:34:22.407
Who's Eduardo Saverin?

01:34:42.761 --> 01:34:44.012
Jesus Christ.

01:34:47.599 --> 01:34:48.684
When did you get back?

01:34:48.767 --> 01:34:50.185
You scared me. I need you to knock.

01:34:50.269 --> 01:34:52.187
When did you get back?

01:34:53.272 --> 01:34:54.940
I got back this afternoon.

01:34:55.065 --> 01:34:56.525
And when were you gonna call me?

01:34:56.608 --> 01:34:59.278
Chris, it was kind of a rough trip
and I was tired...

01:34:59.361 --> 01:35:03.282
Yeah, or answer one of my 47 texts.
Did you know I sent 47 texts?

01:35:03.365 --> 01:35:07.244
I did, and I thought that was
incredibly normal behaviour.

01:35:07.369 --> 01:35:08.871
Are you mocking me?

01:35:09.079 --> 01:35:10.289
I brought you a present.

01:35:12.124 --> 01:35:14.960
Why does your Status say "single"
on your Facebook page?

01:35:15.085 --> 01:35:16.128
What?

01:35:16.211 --> 01:35:20.132
Why does your Relationship Status
say "single" on your Facebook page?

01:35:20.215 --> 01:35:21.884
Well, I was single when I set up the page.

01:35:21.967 --> 01:35:24.052
And you just never bothered to change it?

01:35:24.136 --> 01:35:25.220
What?

01:35:25.429 --> 01:35:26.889
I don't know how.

01:35:26.972 --> 01:35:28.807
Do I look stupid to you?

01:35:28.932 --> 01:35:30.225
No, calm down.

01:35:30.309 --> 01:35:32.561
You're asking me to believe
that the CFO of Facebook

01:35:32.644 --> 01:35:34.897
doesn't know how to change
his Relationship Status on Facebook?

01:35:34.980 --> 01:35:38.317
It's embarrassing, so you should take it
as a sign of trust that I would tell you that.

01:35:38.442 --> 01:35:39.651
- Go to hell.
- Take it easy.

01:35:39.776 --> 01:35:42.821
No, you didn't change it so you could
screw those Silicon Valley sluts

01:35:42.905 --> 01:35:44.072
every time you go out to see Mark.

01:35:44.156 --> 01:35:47.159
Not even remotely true, and I can
promise you that the Silicon Valley sluts

01:35:47.284 --> 01:35:50.162
don't care what anyone's
Relationship Status is on Facebook.

01:35:50.287 --> 01:35:51.663
Please, open your present.

01:35:51.788 --> 01:35:53.665
Your phone does work.

01:35:54.625 --> 01:35:55.751
It's Mark.

01:35:55.834 --> 01:35:58.003
Okay, this is gonna be tricky.

01:35:58.086 --> 01:36:00.589
Open your present. It's a silk scarf.

01:36:00.672 --> 01:36:02.341
Have you ever seen me wear a scarf?

01:36:02.758 --> 01:36:04.593
This'll be your first.

01:36:04.676 --> 01:36:05.761
Yeah.

01:36:05.844 --> 01:36:07.095
<i>- You froze our account?</i>
- I did.

01:36:07.179 --> 01:36:09.431
- You froze the account.
- I had to get your attention, Mark.

01:36:09.514 --> 01:36:11.266
Do you realise that you jeopardised
the entire company?

01:36:11.350 --> 01:36:12.935
Do you realise that your actions
could have destroyed

01:36:13.018 --> 01:36:14.019
everything I've been working on?

01:36:14.144 --> 01:36:15.187
We have been working on.

01:36:15.270 --> 01:36:16.772
Without money, the site can't function.

01:36:16.855 --> 01:36:19.107
Let me tell you the difference
between Facebook and everybody else.

01:36:19.191 --> 01:36:20.275
We don't crash ever!

01:36:20.359 --> 01:36:24.029
If the servers are down for even a day, our
entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed.

01:36:24.112 --> 01:36:26.114
<i>- Look...
- Users are fickle. Friendster has proved that.</i>

01:36:26.198 --> 01:36:28.951
<i>Even a few people leaving would reverberate
through the entire user base.</i>

01:36:29.034 --> 01:36:31.370
The users are interconnected.
That is the whole point.

01:36:31.453 --> 01:36:33.205
College kids are online
because their friends are online

01:36:33.288 --> 01:36:35.457
and if one domino goes,
the other dominos go.

01:36:35.540 --> 01:36:36.625
Don't you get that?

01:36:36.708 --> 01:36:38.335
I am not going back to
the Caribbean Night at A-E-Pi!

01:36:40.337 --> 01:36:41.713
Holy shit.

01:36:44.549 --> 01:36:45.884
What is wrong with you?

01:36:46.009 --> 01:36:47.469
Did you like being nobody?

01:36:47.552 --> 01:36:49.304
Did you like being a joke?
Do you wanna go back to that?

01:36:49.388 --> 01:36:50.806
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.

01:36:50.889 --> 01:36:52.224
<i>That was the act of a child,
not a businessman,</i>

01:36:52.307 --> 01:36:53.725
<i>and it certainly was not the act of a friend.</i>

01:36:53.850 --> 01:36:56.395
You know how embarrassing it was for me
to try to cash a cheque today?

01:36:56.478 --> 01:36:57.729
I am not going back to that life.

01:36:57.854 --> 01:37:00.232
<i>- Maybe you were frustrated.</i>
- Yeah !

01:37:00.399 --> 01:37:02.693
- Maybe you were angry.
- I was!

01:37:02.901 --> 01:37:05.237
But I am willing to let bygones be bygones,

01:37:05.362 --> 01:37:07.656
<i>because, Wardo, I've got some good news.</i>

01:37:07.739 --> 01:37:08.907
I'm sorry.

01:37:08.991 --> 01:37:13.745
I was angry, and maybe it was childish,
but I had to get your attention.

01:37:13.870 --> 01:37:16.665
Wardo, I said I've got some good news.

01:37:17.082 --> 01:37:18.083
What is it?

01:37:18.208 --> 01:37:20.752
Peter Thiel just made an angel investment
of half a million dollars.

01:37:20.836 --> 01:37:22.004
What?

01:37:22.212 --> 01:37:26.174
<i>Half a million dollars.
And he's setting us up in an office.</i>

01:37:26.925 --> 01:37:29.428
They wanna reincorporate the company.
They wanna meet you.

01:37:29.553 --> 01:37:31.013
They need your signature
on some documents,

01:37:31.096 --> 01:37:33.515
so you gotta get your ass
on the first flight back to San Francisco.

01:37:33.598 --> 01:37:35.183
<i>I need my CFO.</i>

01:37:40.105 --> 01:37:41.189
I'm on my way.

01:37:41.273 --> 01:37:42.774
- Wardo?
- Yeah?

01:37:42.941 --> 01:37:44.401
We did it.

01:37:47.738 --> 01:37:48.947
<i>Wards'?</i>

01:37:49.531 --> 01:37:51.450
You're going back there already?

01:37:51.575 --> 01:37:52.701
Yes.

01:37:54.453 --> 01:37:56.621
And also, I'm breaking up with you.

01:38:00.459 --> 01:38:02.252
Somebody stop her!

01:38:04.755 --> 01:38:05.797
Four documents.

01:38:05.922 --> 01:38:07.799
The first two are common stock
purchase agreements,

01:38:07.924 --> 01:38:10.969
allowing you to buy stock
in the newly reincorporated Facebook,

01:38:11.053 --> 01:38:14.473
as opposed to the old shares,
which are now worthless.

01:38:14.556 --> 01:38:15.724
The third is an exchange agreement

01:38:15.807 --> 01:38:18.560
allowing you to exchange
the old shares for new shares,

01:38:18.643 --> 01:38:20.896
and then finally a voter holding agreement.

01:38:20.979 --> 01:38:22.731
How many shares of stock will I own?

01:38:22.814 --> 01:38:25.984
1,328,334.

01:38:26.068 --> 01:38:27.444
Jesus Christ.

01:38:27.527 --> 01:38:30.447
That represents a 34.4% ownership share.

01:38:30.947 --> 01:38:33.283
Why the increase from the original 30%?

01:38:33.366 --> 01:38:36.119
'Cause you may need to dilute it
to award shares to new investors.

01:38:36.828 --> 01:38:39.081
- I love working with business majors.
- I'm telling you.

01:38:39.164 --> 01:38:40.207
- Economics.
- Right.

01:38:40.290 --> 01:38:45.212
You should know that Mark has already
taken his percentage from 60 down to 51.

01:38:46.505 --> 01:38:49.758
Well, Mark doesn't care about money
and he needs to be protected.

01:38:51.802 --> 01:38:54.137
Dustin Moskovitz owns 6.81%.

01:38:54.221 --> 01:38:57.057
Sean Parker, 6.47%.

01:38:59.309 --> 01:39:00.352
I can live with that.

01:39:00.435 --> 01:39:02.270
And Peter Thiel, 7%.

01:39:06.650 --> 01:39:08.944
Would you like to use my pen?

01:39:09.194 --> 01:39:12.155
Eduardo? Eduardo?

01:39:13.907 --> 01:39:15.033
Can you please repeat the question?

01:39:15.117 --> 01:39:17.327
No, it was an outrageously leading question
the first time around,

01:39:17.410 --> 01:39:18.537
and now you want us to hear it twice?

01:39:18.620 --> 01:39:20.497
Yes. Would you read it back, please?

01:39:20.580 --> 01:39:21.623
Well, go ahead.

01:39:21.706 --> 01:39:23.416
"Counsel: 'And when you signed
these documents,

01:39:23.500 --> 01:39:26.253
"'were you aware that you were signing
your own death certificate?“

01:39:26.336 --> 01:39:27.420
No.

01:39:31.842 --> 01:39:35.971
It was insanely stupid of me not to have
my own lawyers look over all the...

01:39:36.054 --> 01:39:39.224
In all honesty,
I thought they were my lawyers.

01:39:42.477 --> 01:39:44.062
I was your only friend.

01:39:45.981 --> 01:39:47.315
You had one friend.

01:39:52.154 --> 01:39:53.196
My father won't even look at me.

01:39:53.280 --> 01:39:58.368
Okay, Eduardo, did Mr Zuckerberg say
anything to you after you signed the papers?

01:39:58.493 --> 01:40:01.496
There was a lot of handshaking,
a lot of congratulations.

01:40:02.664 --> 01:40:04.040
He'd already told me that he wouldn't be

01:40:04.124 --> 01:40:07.252
coming back to school
for at least a semester,

01:40:07.335 --> 01:40:10.088
so we were saying goodbye for a while.

01:40:10.881 --> 01:40:12.132
And then before I left he said...

01:40:12.215 --> 01:40:13.300
But you gotta come back.

01:40:13.383 --> 01:40:15.886
Somewhere around the end of November
or early December.

01:40:15.969 --> 01:40:18.430
Peter wants to throw us an amazing party
when we hit a million members.

01:40:18.513 --> 01:40:20.265
It's gonna be out of control.
You gotta come back for it.

01:40:20.348 --> 01:40:21.641
A million members?

01:40:21.725 --> 01:40:22.893
Yeah.

01:40:23.393 --> 01:40:26.688
Remember the algorithm
on the window at Kirkland?

01:40:27.606 --> 01:40:28.815
Yeah.

01:40:32.235 --> 01:40:33.486
Yeah, I'll be here.

01:40:38.658 --> 01:40:39.826
You sure about this?

01:40:39.910 --> 01:40:41.077
You're 20 minutes late.

01:40:41.161 --> 01:40:42.621
You're gonna walk in there
and say you overslept

01:40:42.704 --> 01:40:43.830
and didn't have time to get dressed.

01:40:43.914 --> 01:40:46.082
They're gonna pitch you.
Case Equity is going to pitch you.

01:40:46.166 --> 01:40:47.751
They're gonna beg you to take their money.

01:40:47.834 --> 01:40:49.502
You're gonna nod, you're gonna nod,
you're gonna nod,

01:40:49.586 --> 01:40:52.631
and then you're gonna say,
"Which one of you is Roth?"

01:40:52.714 --> 01:40:54.132
No, not Roth. Manningham.

01:40:54.216 --> 01:40:56.343
"Which one of you is Mitchell Manningham?"
And he'll say, "I am."

01:40:56.426 --> 01:40:59.888
And then you say,
"Sean Parker says, 'Fuck you."'

01:41:00.430 --> 01:41:01.765
Walk out.

01:41:01.890 --> 01:41:03.058
Okay.

01:41:15.904 --> 01:41:18.031
In late November, I got the e-mail from Mark

01:41:18.114 --> 01:41:20.158
telling me to come out
for the millionth- member party.

01:41:20.242 --> 01:41:21.284
What else did the e-mail say?

01:41:21.868 --> 01:41:24.037
It said that we had to have
a business meeting.

01:41:24.913 --> 01:41:28.166
That Mark and Sean had played
some kind of revenge stunt on Case Equity,

01:41:28.833 --> 01:41:30.460
<i>and that Manningham was so impressed</i>

01:41:30.543 --> 01:41:34.464
<i>that he was now making an investment offer
that was hard to turn down.</i>

01:41:34.547 --> 01:41:38.718
<i>So I went to California,
and I went straight to the new offices.</i>

01:41:38.802 --> 01:41:42.514
<i>I didn't know whether to dress for the party
or for the business meeting,</i>

01:41:42.597 --> 01:41:44.975
<i>so I kind of dressed for both.</i>

01:41:45.684 --> 01:41:47.644
<i>- But it didn't matter.
- Why not?</i>

01:41:47.727 --> 01:41:49.938
<i>Because I wasn't called out there
for either one.</i>

01:41:50.021 --> 01:41:51.606
What were you called out there for?

01:41:55.443 --> 01:41:56.820
An ambush.

01:41:57.237 --> 01:41:59.072
Mr Saverin. Hey. Right over here.

01:42:06.204 --> 01:42:07.247
Hey, man.

01:42:07.330 --> 01:42:08.373
- How are you?
- Good. How are you?

01:42:08.456 --> 01:42:11.167
- Good, good, good, good, good.
- Good to see you.

01:42:11.251 --> 01:42:14.713
At first I thought he was joking.
Giving me more contracts to sign.

01:42:19.092 --> 01:42:20.885
But then I started reading.

01:42:24.264 --> 01:42:26.057
Wait, what is this?

01:42:26.391 --> 01:42:29.644
Well, as you know, we had some
new investors that have come in.

01:42:29.769 --> 01:42:30.812
What is this?

01:42:43.116 --> 01:42:44.576
Mr Saverin.

01:42:47.203 --> 01:42:48.371
Mark!

01:42:49.664 --> 01:42:51.124
- Mark?
- He's wired in.

01:42:51.207 --> 01:42:52.250
- Sorry?
- He's wired in.

01:42:52.334 --> 01:42:53.793
- Is he?
- Yes.

01:42:55.378 --> 01:42:58.131
- How about now? Are you still wired in?
- Call security.

01:42:58.214 --> 01:43:00.050
You issued 24 million new shares of stock!

01:43:01.259 --> 01:43:02.886
You were told that if new investors
came along...

01:43:02.969 --> 01:43:06.097
How much were your shares diluted?
How much were his?

01:43:06.181 --> 01:43:09.934
What was Mr Zuckerberg's
ownership share diluted down to?

01:43:10.268 --> 01:43:11.311
It wasn't.

01:43:11.394 --> 01:43:15.023
What was Mr Moskovitz's ownership share
diluted down to?

01:43:15.106 --> 01:43:16.441
It wasn't.

01:43:16.524 --> 01:43:19.444
What was Sean Parker's ownership share
diluted down to?

01:43:19.527 --> 01:43:20.570
It wasn't.

01:43:20.653 --> 01:43:23.323
What was Peter Thiel's ownership share
diluted down to?

01:43:23.406 --> 01:43:24.491
It wasn't.

01:43:24.574 --> 01:43:27.577
And what was your ownership share
diluted down to?

01:43:28.578 --> 01:43:31.247
.03%

01:43:39.089 --> 01:43:41.383
- You signed the papers.
- You set me up.

01:43:41.466 --> 01:43:44.010
You're gonna blame me because you were
the business head of the company,

01:43:44.094 --> 01:43:45.970
and you made a bad business deal
with your own company?

01:43:46.054 --> 01:43:47.680
It's gonna be like I'm not a part of Facebook.

01:43:47.764 --> 01:43:49.099
It won't be like
you're not a part of Facebook.

01:43:49.182 --> 01:43:50.225
You're not a part of Facebook.

01:43:50.308 --> 01:43:52.685
- My name's on the masthead.
- You might wanna check again.

01:43:52.769 --> 01:43:54.104
This because I froze the account?

01:43:54.187 --> 01:43:56.356
You think we'd let you
parade around in your ridiculous suits,

01:43:56.439 --> 01:43:57.482
pretending you were running this company?

01:43:57.565 --> 01:43:59.901
Sorry, my Prada's at the cleaner's!

01:43:59.984 --> 01:44:04.364
Along with my hoodie and my fuck-you
flip- flops, you pretentious douchebag!

01:44:04.447 --> 01:44:06.116
Security's here. You'll be leaving now.

01:44:06.199 --> 01:44:09.119
- I'm not signing those papers.
- We will get the signature.

01:44:09.202 --> 01:44:11.329
Tell me this isn't about me
getting into the Phoenix.

01:44:13.998 --> 01:44:18.211
You... You did it. I knew you did it.
You planted that story about the chicken!

01:44:18.294 --> 01:44:20.422
- I didn't plant that story.
- What's he talking about?

01:44:20.505 --> 01:44:23.466
- You had me accused of animal cruelty.
- Seriously. What the hell's the chicken?

01:44:23.550 --> 01:44:25.260
And I'll bet what you hated the most

01:44:25.343 --> 01:44:28.763
is that they identified me
as a co- founder of Facebook.

01:44:29.222 --> 01:44:32.058
Which I am. You better lawyer up, asshole.

01:44:32.142 --> 01:44:36.688
'Cause I'm not coming back for 30%.
I'm coming back for everything.

01:44:43.153 --> 01:44:46.114
- Get him out of here.
- it's okay, I'm going.

01:44:48.074 --> 01:44:49.367
Hang on.

01:44:51.578 --> 01:44:53.163
Almost forgot.

01:44:54.205 --> 01:44:56.499
Here's your $19,000.
I wouldn't cash it, though.

01:44:56.583 --> 01:44:58.126
I drew it on the account you froze.

01:45:03.423 --> 01:45:05.967
I like standing next to you, Sean.

01:45:07.218 --> 01:45:09.345
It makes me look so tough.

01:45:22.484 --> 01:45:23.776
Well...

01:45:24.235 --> 01:45:27.155
That's it, that's our show for tonight, people.

01:45:27.238 --> 01:45:29.532
And look, I wanna see everyone here
geared up for a party.

01:45:29.616 --> 01:45:31.701
We're gonna walk into that club
like it's the Macy's Parade.

01:45:31.784 --> 01:45:34.913
Mackey, put it up on the big screen.
We've gotta almost be there.

01:45:38.166 --> 01:45:40.043
- You all right?
- Yeah.

01:45:41.294 --> 01:45:42.754
You were kind of rough on him.

01:45:42.837 --> 01:45:44.839
That's life in the NFL.

01:45:45.048 --> 01:45:46.674
You know you didn't have to be
that rough on him.

01:45:46.758 --> 01:45:48.927
- Listen, I put him...
- Sean!

01:45:50.220 --> 01:45:52.305
You didn't have to be that rough on him.

01:45:52.388 --> 01:45:53.598
He almost killed it.

01:45:56.351 --> 01:45:57.560
I'll send flowers.

01:45:59.270 --> 01:46:03.983
Speaking of flowers, I'm putting together
a party after the party at Kappa Eta Sigma.

01:46:04.067 --> 01:46:05.318
Ashleigh's a sister.

01:46:05.401 --> 01:46:06.945
- Ashleigh?
- The intern.

01:46:07.028 --> 01:46:10.198
Yeah. I know who she is. Are you guys...

01:46:10.823 --> 01:46:12.492
Ashleigh? Me? No.

01:46:12.575 --> 01:46:14.035
Well, a little bit.

01:46:14.911 --> 01:46:15.954
Why?

01:46:16.037 --> 01:46:17.872
- No. Nothing, I just...
- Excuse me. Mark?

01:46:17.956 --> 01:46:21.209
- We were just talking about you.
- Just that you're doing a really good job.

01:46:21.876 --> 01:46:24.045
Thanks. I appreciate that.

01:46:25.046 --> 01:46:26.130
These came in for you.

01:46:26.214 --> 01:46:28.007
Put them on my desk.

01:46:34.973 --> 01:46:36.391
What's the package?

01:46:37.267 --> 01:46:38.309
Nothing.

01:46:40.728 --> 01:46:42.230
- Mac:key.
- Yes, sir.

01:46:42.313 --> 01:46:43.606
Refresh.

01:46:44.107 --> 01:46:45.316
Sweet!

01:46:51.322 --> 01:46:53.366
And you're not a hugger.

01:46:53.658 --> 01:46:54.951
I know.

01:46:57.579 --> 01:46:59.038
One million!

01:47:00.623 --> 01:47:03.376
Who's got champagne? Huh?

01:47:04.711 --> 01:47:06.504
I've got champagne.

01:47:26.357 --> 01:47:29.944
The next transformative development,
a picture- sharing application.

01:47:30.028 --> 01:47:33.114
A place where you view pictures
that coincide with your social life.

01:47:33.197 --> 01:47:36.200
It is the true digitalisation of real life.

01:47:36.284 --> 01:47:38.745
- You can use a CD.
- You can do it off of me.

01:47:38.828 --> 01:47:40.538
You don't just go to a party any more.

01:47:40.622 --> 01:47:44.375
You go to a party with a digital camera,
and then your friends relive the party online.

01:47:44.459 --> 01:47:45.835
And tagging. The idea...

01:47:45.918 --> 01:47:49.130
- Would this be easier without the bra?
- it's worth finding out.

01:47:56.888 --> 01:47:59.265
All right, shut the music down!

01:47:59.641 --> 01:48:01.267
The party's over!

01:48:01.351 --> 01:48:03.144
Everybody, go home!

01:48:03.645 --> 01:48:06.105
I've spent hours watching
what people do when they log on.

01:48:06.189 --> 01:48:07.565
How they check their friends' status updates.

01:48:07.649 --> 01:48:09.150
Wait. That's weird. Why did the music stop?

01:48:09.233 --> 01:48:10.401
Check to see which one of their friends

01:48:10.485 --> 01:48:12.403
changed their profiles,
changed their photos...

01:48:12.487 --> 01:48:14.072
Seriously, what happened to the music?

01:48:14.155 --> 01:48:16.115
We lived on farms
and then we lived in cities,

01:48:16.199 --> 01:48:18.159
and now we're going to live on the Internet!

01:48:18.242 --> 01:48:21.913
Sean, stop.
I think something's going on downstairs.

01:48:30.963 --> 01:48:33.758
Ladies and gentlemen,
can I have your attention, please?

01:48:33.841 --> 01:48:37.095
It's time for you to go home.
The party is over.

01:48:37.428 --> 01:48:39.263
Then it's all good.

01:48:41.015 --> 01:48:42.100
- It's the cops.
- What?

01:48:42.183 --> 01:48:43.226
Shit! Shit.

01:48:43.309 --> 01:48:47.063
- Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
- Okay, it's okay. Be cool.

01:48:47.605 --> 01:48:49.774
Good to see you, Officer.
What can I do for you?

01:48:50.983 --> 01:48:52.026
What's going on?

01:48:52.110 --> 01:48:54.696
Was the music too loud?
We were having a celebration.

01:48:54.779 --> 01:48:56.322
Miss, I need you to button your blouse.

01:48:56.406 --> 01:48:59.200
I can tell them to turn the music down.

01:49:03.121 --> 01:49:04.163
That's not mine.

01:49:04.580 --> 01:49:07.583
Okay, we're gonna need identification.
Keep your hands where we can see them.

01:49:07.667 --> 01:49:09.085
Oh, my God.

01:49:09.168 --> 01:49:10.878
You got anything else in your pockets
I should know about?

01:49:10.962 --> 01:49:12.004
No, sir. No.

01:49:12.088 --> 01:49:14.340
- Don't be stupid, now.
- I don't, I don't.

01:49:19.429 --> 01:49:20.930
What's this?

01:49:21.139 --> 01:49:22.849
That's an EpiPen.

01:49:23.933 --> 01:49:26.269
- And this?
- That's my inhaler.

01:49:27.103 --> 01:49:28.771
How old are you?

01:49:29.355 --> 01:49:30.773
Twenty- one.

01:49:31.232 --> 01:49:32.275
Twenty- one.

01:49:32.358 --> 01:49:33.776
- Twenty- one.
- I'm 21.

01:49:33.860 --> 01:49:35.528
Lying only makes it worse.

01:49:36.904 --> 01:49:39.407
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lied.

01:49:50.418 --> 01:49:51.461
Hello.

01:49:51.544 --> 01:49:54.046
Listen, something's happened.

01:50:01.345 --> 01:50:02.388
Shit.

01:50:02.472 --> 01:50:04.390
No, it's all right. It's gonna be all right.

01:50:04.474 --> 01:50:08.478
I posted bond, and I wasn't doing anything.
I mean, I've got allergies.

01:50:13.274 --> 01:50:14.317
Interns.

01:50:14.400 --> 01:50:16.235
It was just a party.

01:50:19.030 --> 01:50:22.408
This is gonna be news, Sean.
It's gonna be online any second.

01:50:23.618 --> 01:50:24.660
I know.

01:50:24.744 --> 01:50:26.412
You know with an intern...

01:50:26.496 --> 01:50:28.664
No, it's cool. I have it under control.

01:50:28.748 --> 01:50:30.333
I will get it under control.

01:50:30.458 --> 01:50:32.794
I will call someone
and see what the next move is.

01:50:32.877 --> 01:50:34.420
But this is gonna be news now.

01:50:35.171 --> 01:50:37.673
You don't think Wardo
was involved, do you?

01:50:37.757 --> 01:50:38.800
I mean, do you think...

01:50:38.883 --> 01:50:39.967
No.

01:50:40.176 --> 01:50:42.053
Or Manningham. One of them.

01:50:42.136 --> 01:50:45.389
Somebody. Somebody sent the coke
in there, because it got in there.

01:50:45.473 --> 01:50:47.308
You believe me. God, this is gonna be fine.

01:50:52.146 --> 01:50:53.356
Right?

01:50:56.108 --> 01:50:57.693
Go home, Sean.

01:51:12.917 --> 01:51:14.126
<i>Mark?</i>

01:51:16.003 --> 01:51:17.088
<i>Mark.</i>

01:51:19.590 --> 01:51:21.259
We're done for the day.

01:51:21.342 --> 01:51:23.928
Yeah. Yeah, I was just sitting here.

01:51:27.598 --> 01:51:29.517
What happened to Sean?

01:51:29.851 --> 01:51:32.270
He still owns 7% of the company.

01:51:36.440 --> 01:51:40.695
All you had all day was that salad.
Do you wanna get something to eat?

01:51:40.778 --> 01:51:42.113
I can't.

01:51:49.787 --> 01:51:51.038
I'm not a bad guy.

01:51:51.122 --> 01:51:52.623
I know that.

01:51:52.999 --> 01:51:56.502
When there's emotional testimony,
I assume 85% of it is exaggeration.

01:51:56.627 --> 01:51:58.087
And the other 15?

01:51:58.170 --> 01:52:01.299
Perjury. Creation myths need a devil.

01:52:04.969 --> 01:52:06.304
What happens now?

01:52:07.471 --> 01:52:11.684
Sy and the others are having a steak
on University Avenue.

01:52:12.184 --> 01:52:13.644
Then they'll come back up to the office,

01:52:13.728 --> 01:52:17.023
and start working on a settlement
agreement to present to you.

01:52:17.148 --> 01:52:19.025
- They're gonna settle?
- Oh, yeah.

01:52:19.650 --> 01:52:22.486
- And you're gonna have to pay a little extra.
- Why?

01:52:22.570 --> 01:52:24.739
So that these guys sign
a nondisclosure agreement.

01:52:24.822 --> 01:52:27.825
They say one unflattering word about you
in public, you own their wife and kids.

01:52:27.909 --> 01:52:29.118
I invented Facebook.

01:52:29.201 --> 01:52:31.329
I'm talking about a jury.

01:52:31.579 --> 01:52:34.165
I specialise in voir dire, jury selection.

01:52:34.248 --> 01:52:36.626
What a jury sees
when they look at a defendant.

01:52:36.709 --> 01:52:39.086
Clothes, hair, speaking style, likeability...

01:52:39.170 --> 01:52:40.379
Likeability.

01:52:40.504 --> 01:52:43.341
I've been licensed to practise law
for all of 20 months,

01:52:43.424 --> 01:52:44.800
and I could get a jury to believe

01:52:44.884 --> 01:52:47.595
that you planted the story
about Eduardo and the chicken.

01:52:47.678 --> 01:52:48.763
Watch what else.

01:52:49.263 --> 01:52:51.349
Why weren't you at Sean's sorority party
that night?

01:52:52.099 --> 01:52:54.310
- You think I'm the one that called the police?
- Doesn't matter.

01:52:54.393 --> 01:52:56.479
I asked the question,
now everybody's thinking about it.

01:52:56.562 --> 01:52:58.689
You've lost your jury in the first 10 minutes.

01:53:00.358 --> 01:53:01.484
Farm animals.

01:53:01.567 --> 01:53:02.735
Yeah.

01:53:03.736 --> 01:53:06.280
I was drunk and angry and stupid.

01:53:06.364 --> 01:53:08.616
- And blogging-
- And blogging-

01:53:09.742 --> 01:53:11.077
Pay them.

01:53:11.369 --> 01:53:12.578
In the scheme of things,

01:53:13.037 --> 01:53:14.372
it's a speeding ticket.

01:53:16.374 --> 01:53:18.751
That's what Sy will tell you tomorrow.

01:53:18.876 --> 01:53:21.754
Do you think anybody would mind if I stayed
and used the computer for a minute?

01:53:21.879 --> 01:53:23.381
I can't imagine it would be a problem.

01:53:23.464 --> 01:53:24.715
Thanks.

01:53:25.549 --> 01:53:27.885
I appreciate your help today.

01:53:31.722 --> 01:53:33.975
You're not an asshole, Mark.

01:53:35.226 --> 01:53:37.728
You're just trying so hard to be.

01:53:39.226 --> 01:53:59.728
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