WEBVTT 00:00:09.829 --> 00:00:20.829 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:22.689 --> 00:00:27.651 One of the nation's oldest and most beautiful stretches of wilderness. 00:00:27.819 --> 00:00:31.572 For years, families have headed out from the busy city... 00:00:31.740 --> 00:00:34.908 ...eager to enjoy a little camping, fishing... 00:00:35.076 --> 00:00:40.748 ...and, of course, observing the park's natural wildlife. 00:00:49.049 --> 00:00:53.218 Boo Boo, I think it's time I introduced myself to that pic-a-nic basket. 00:00:54.846 --> 00:00:57.598 You know, Yogi, we could just hunt for food. 00:00:57.807 --> 00:00:59.224 All the other animals do. 00:01:00.101 --> 00:01:03.812 Boo Boo, a pic-a-nic basket has everything a bear needs. 00:01:03.980 --> 00:01:08.233 And I'm not just talking about the treats and snack-type goodies. No. 00:01:08.401 --> 00:01:11.570 A pic-a-nic basket holds a lot more than that. 00:01:11.738 --> 00:01:15.407 It holds dreams. 00:01:16.451 --> 00:01:17.826 [WHISPERING] What are we looking at? 00:01:17.994 --> 00:01:19.536 I don't know. 00:01:19.704 --> 00:01:20.746 Hook me in. 00:01:20.914 --> 00:01:22.831 [IN NORMAL VOICE] You sure it'll work, Yogi? 00:01:22.999 --> 00:01:25.918 Well, you know, Boo Boo, I'm smarter than the average bear! 00:01:29.339 --> 00:01:30.881 [SHOUTING] 00:01:32.008 --> 00:01:33.592 [CHUCKLING] 00:01:37.347 --> 00:01:38.430 All right! 00:01:38.973 --> 00:01:40.015 [GASPS] 00:01:40.183 --> 00:01:41.475 [SHOUTING] 00:01:55.031 --> 00:01:56.323 [GRUNTS] 00:01:57.534 --> 00:01:59.368 [CHUCKLING] 00:02:00.245 --> 00:02:01.745 [GROANS] 00:02:12.090 --> 00:02:13.173 MAN: Ranger Smith! 00:02:13.716 --> 00:02:16.468 Sorry about that. We got a 4-23 in Redwood Valley, sir. 00:02:16.636 --> 00:02:18.345 -A what? -A bear disturbance. 00:02:18.513 --> 00:02:20.764 -I think it's probably-- -I know who it is. 00:02:21.474 --> 00:02:23.433 Why didn't you just say "bear disturbance"? 00:02:23.601 --> 00:02:24.977 Well, I.... 00:02:25.937 --> 00:02:27.896 Uh, well, it sounds cooler. 00:02:28.064 --> 00:02:30.816 I mean, we're park rangers, sir. You know: 00:02:31.401 --> 00:02:34.111 "To protect and preserve." 00:02:34.279 --> 00:02:35.821 Did you just make that motto up? 00:02:35.989 --> 00:02:37.364 Yeah, I did. Do you like it? 00:02:37.949 --> 00:02:43.078 Ranger Jones, you know that, well, being a park ranger, it's not about mottos. 00:02:43.246 --> 00:02:44.788 It's about keeping the park safe. 00:02:44.956 --> 00:02:48.417 That's where the glory is. Protecting all of this. 00:02:48.585 --> 00:02:52.462 Yeah, I know. Besides, that motto was still in the testing phase. 00:02:52.630 --> 00:02:55.424 It's not like I made T-shirts or anything. 00:02:55.592 --> 00:02:59.761 Heh, no, of course not. Okay, I'm gonna deal with that 4-23. 00:03:01.014 --> 00:03:02.764 Okay, copy that, sir. 00:03:02.932 --> 00:03:05.601 Um, I'm actually gonna hop in the Armadillo, make some rounds. 00:03:05.768 --> 00:03:09.438 Jones, you know that the Armadillo is for head ranger use only. 00:03:09.606 --> 00:03:12.399 I might need it at any moment to deal with a park emergency. 00:03:12.567 --> 00:03:14.818 Why don't you finish stacking those trail maps? 00:03:15.486 --> 00:03:18.030 Yeah, sure. Okay. 00:03:18.865 --> 00:03:22.993 Yeah, because that's what future head rangers do, they stack maps. 00:03:23.161 --> 00:03:24.453 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! 00:03:24.621 --> 00:03:27.706 Our days of getting banged up to grab a meal are over, Boo Boo. 00:03:27.874 --> 00:03:31.668 From now on, the pic-a-nic baskets are going to fall into our arms. 00:03:31.836 --> 00:03:32.920 Soldering iron. 00:03:33.087 --> 00:03:35.255 BOO BOO: Here you go. -Thank you. 00:03:35.423 --> 00:03:37.591 Okay. That should do it. Test rock. 00:03:38.218 --> 00:03:40.302 Okay, Yogi. 00:03:41.137 --> 00:03:42.638 YOGI: Weight sensor triggered. 00:03:42.805 --> 00:03:44.431 Basket in position. 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:46.308 Launch spring starts coiling. 00:03:46.476 --> 00:03:48.852 Firing pin drops. And.... 00:03:49.020 --> 00:03:50.187 [BELL RINGS] 00:03:51.356 --> 00:03:52.564 Bull's-eye! 00:03:53.066 --> 00:03:54.900 I'm so smart it hurts! 00:03:55.068 --> 00:03:57.194 You're standing on the soldering iron. 00:03:57.362 --> 00:03:58.403 Or it's that. 00:03:58.571 --> 00:03:59.613 [SHOUTING] 00:03:59.781 --> 00:04:01.782 Hot, hot, hot! 00:04:03.201 --> 00:04:04.451 There's the test rock. 00:04:04.827 --> 00:04:08.747 Now we just wait here for a pic-a-nic basket to fall into our arms. 00:04:08.915 --> 00:04:12.251 Are you sure about this, Yogi? People seem to get pretty mad when you-- 00:04:12.418 --> 00:04:14.878 A genius never questions his instincts, Boo Boo. 00:04:15.046 --> 00:04:16.672 When you have a mind like mine... 00:04:16.839 --> 00:04:19.967 ...you can't blink or you'll put a kink in your think. 00:04:20.802 --> 00:04:22.719 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. 00:04:22.887 --> 00:04:24.680 We've got our first customers. 00:04:24.847 --> 00:04:27.849 And they have pie! 00:04:28.226 --> 00:04:30.185 I wonder what kind it is. 00:04:30.353 --> 00:04:32.020 SMITH: Yogi, are you out here? 00:04:32.188 --> 00:04:33.605 -It's Mr. Ranger. -Aah! 00:04:34.190 --> 00:04:37.526 Get rid of the test rock. Destroy the evidence. I was never here. 00:04:37.694 --> 00:04:38.902 SMITH: Look-- Ow! 00:04:39.529 --> 00:04:41.947 Hello, Mr. Ranger, sir. 00:04:43.241 --> 00:04:44.741 Did you just--? 00:04:45.952 --> 00:04:48.328 Did you guys--? Did you--? Oh, never mind. 00:04:48.496 --> 00:04:51.999 Look, there was a complaint about a bear interfering with a family picnic. 00:04:52.166 --> 00:04:55.502 I see. And you'd like us to mount some sort of investigation? 00:04:55.962 --> 00:04:57.296 No, I think it was you. 00:04:57.463 --> 00:05:00.757 What?! How can you even think that? Are you feverish? 00:05:00.925 --> 00:05:02.884 Let me press my lips against your forehead. 00:05:03.636 --> 00:05:07.931 Wait! You're not pressing your lips against my forehead. 00:05:08.099 --> 00:05:10.684 Hey, it's a lot better than the way they take my temperature. 00:05:10.852 --> 00:05:12.311 [CHUCKLES] 00:05:12.478 --> 00:05:15.272 No, look, Yogi, we've been over this many times. 00:05:15.440 --> 00:05:19.067 Bears are supposed to avoid people, not run around stealing their food. 00:05:19.235 --> 00:05:22.738 I agree, sir. That's why my friend Boo Boo and I would never think... 00:05:22.905 --> 00:05:24.614 ...of disturbing a family's pic-a-nic. 00:05:24.782 --> 00:05:25.824 [BELL RINGS AND WOOD CLUNKS] 00:05:25.992 --> 00:05:27.075 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 00:05:29.912 --> 00:05:32.372 Huh. It missed. 00:05:32.582 --> 00:05:33.623 [GROANS] 00:05:35.585 --> 00:05:38.086 Good day, Mr. Ranger, sir. 00:05:38.254 --> 00:05:40.255 We'll keep our eyes peeled. 00:05:40.965 --> 00:05:43.008 I wonder if he noticed the pie. 00:05:44.093 --> 00:05:46.511 JONES [CHOPPY OVER RADIO]: Ra-- Smith. You have a vis-- Over. 00:05:46.679 --> 00:05:48.555 Didn't understand a word of that, Jones. 00:05:48.723 --> 00:05:51.683 -Sorry. Some lady's here to see you. -Send her in. 00:05:51.851 --> 00:05:54.561 -Okay. I'll be in the Armadillo. -Or you could be.... 00:05:54.729 --> 00:05:56.271 -Map stacking? -Map stacking. 00:05:57.690 --> 00:06:00.233 -Ranger Smith? -Yes. 00:06:00.651 --> 00:06:03.487 -Hello. I'm Rachel Johnson. -Hi. 00:06:03.654 --> 00:06:06.823 I was hoping to talk to you about filming a documentary here. 00:06:06.991 --> 00:06:09.701 Sure. I can handle you for that. Handle that for you. 00:06:09.869 --> 00:06:12.537 Sorry. My work isn't-- My brain isn't working right. 00:06:12.705 --> 00:06:15.082 -I must have inhaled some jimsonweed. -Oh. 00:06:15.249 --> 00:06:18.502 Datura stramonium. It's known to cause delirium... 00:06:18.669 --> 00:06:20.796 -...cramping and nausea. Heh. -Cramping and nausea. 00:06:20.963 --> 00:06:23.256 You've read The North American Wilderness Guide. 00:06:24.050 --> 00:06:28.011 Yeah, I like to highlight all the plants and animals I see. 00:06:28.179 --> 00:06:31.264 -I like to-- Me too. -Ha, ha! Yeah. 00:06:31.432 --> 00:06:32.849 [SMITH STAMMERING] 00:06:35.144 --> 00:06:37.646 Ranger Smith. At your service. 00:06:37.814 --> 00:06:39.898 You want to film a documentary in Jellystone? 00:06:40.066 --> 00:06:42.109 Yes. I sent you a letter about a month ago. 00:06:43.403 --> 00:06:45.362 -Written on a piece of bark. -That was you! 00:06:45.530 --> 00:06:48.031 Yes. I'm sorry about that. 00:06:48.199 --> 00:06:52.202 I was in Sumatra, living among the orangutans at the time... 00:06:52.370 --> 00:06:55.789 ...and they get very nervous if they spot anything from the modern world. 00:06:55.957 --> 00:06:57.249 Really? Wow, that's amazing. 00:06:58.167 --> 00:06:59.584 Then what did you use for ink? 00:06:59.752 --> 00:07:01.086 Bird poop and spit. 00:07:02.547 --> 00:07:04.548 Impressive. So, what are you here to film? 00:07:04.715 --> 00:07:07.217 Well, I was hoping to shoot a local species. 00:07:07.385 --> 00:07:10.053 Something to really capture the beauty of a national park. 00:07:10.221 --> 00:07:12.055 Terrific. What animal were you thinking? 00:07:12.223 --> 00:07:14.224 I heard you had an unusual brown bear. 00:07:14.392 --> 00:07:15.642 -Brown bear? -Yes. 00:07:15.810 --> 00:07:17.394 One that talks? Those are so rare. 00:07:17.562 --> 00:07:20.730 -None that I can think of. -Named Yogi? Wears a hat and a tie? 00:07:20.898 --> 00:07:22.315 No, that doesn't ring a bell. 00:07:22.483 --> 00:07:25.861 I think he's standing on the roof, trying to steal your lunchbox. 00:07:28.156 --> 00:07:29.573 YOGI: I smell PB and J. 00:07:30.533 --> 00:07:31.950 [YOGI SHOUTING] 00:07:33.327 --> 00:07:35.036 I'm all done. 00:07:38.374 --> 00:07:39.833 Oh, right. That Yogi. 00:07:42.420 --> 00:07:46.423 Bankrupt? No, no, no. We're a city. Cities don't go bankrupt. 00:07:46.591 --> 00:07:48.216 They do when they're broke, sir. 00:07:48.384 --> 00:07:50.385 We just have to find some money somewhere. 00:07:50.553 --> 00:07:51.928 I'm about to run for governor. 00:07:52.096 --> 00:07:54.514 How am I gonna do that when my own city is bankrupt? 00:07:54.682 --> 00:07:57.267 Okay, yes. Thank you. 00:07:57.435 --> 00:08:01.062 -Here's the invoice, Mr. Mayor. -Yikes! Wow. Ha. 00:08:01.230 --> 00:08:02.898 I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that. 00:08:03.065 --> 00:08:05.734 Just bill it to the city, okay? Thank you. 00:08:05.902 --> 00:08:07.986 Ugh. How did we ever go so broke? 00:08:08.154 --> 00:08:12.407 -I think we just spent too much. -Hmm. Is there anything we can sell? 00:08:12.575 --> 00:08:15.410 You already sold the public golf course to condo developers... 00:08:15.578 --> 00:08:18.538 ...two of the three fire stations to that frozen yogurt company. 00:08:18.706 --> 00:08:20.957 You were selling the library, but it burned down. 00:08:21.125 --> 00:08:24.461 Oh, yeah. That was gonna be one of those make-your-own-doughnut places. 00:08:24.629 --> 00:08:25.712 -No. -Yeah. 00:08:25.880 --> 00:08:28.548 -If you could dream it up, you could make it. -Ah. Love those. 00:08:29.383 --> 00:08:30.926 We gotta think of something here. 00:08:31.093 --> 00:08:35.180 Well, if we don't have anything to sell, maybe we can profit off what we can't sell. 00:08:35.348 --> 00:08:37.015 I don't understand those words. 00:08:37.183 --> 00:08:40.602 Like when we sold the bottling rights to the water in Lake Beuclair. 00:08:40.770 --> 00:08:42.103 -We made a fortune. -Yeah. 00:08:42.271 --> 00:08:44.981 Sinkhole Beuclair is a great place to throw old mattresses. 00:08:45.149 --> 00:08:46.441 -Oh, yeah. -Hmm. 00:08:46.609 --> 00:08:50.779 We just don't have any more resources to exploit. 00:08:51.364 --> 00:08:53.281 Or do we? 00:08:53.950 --> 00:08:55.200 Jellystone. 00:08:55.368 --> 00:08:59.162 If we rezone Jellystone Park as agricultural land, we can sell the logging rights. 00:08:59.330 --> 00:09:00.372 Here. 00:09:00.540 --> 00:09:03.542 This company says they'll give us thousands of dollars an acre... 00:09:03.709 --> 00:09:06.169 ...just to cut down the trees or something. 00:09:06.337 --> 00:09:11.841 That'll be enough to balance the budget and give each citizen a big fat check. 00:09:12.009 --> 00:09:13.635 [LAUGHING] 00:09:13.803 --> 00:09:17.514 You have any idea how many votes that'll buy me? 00:09:17.682 --> 00:09:21.309 -Enough to be the next governor? -Exactly. 00:09:21.936 --> 00:09:24.604 You're fine, Yogi. It's just a few scrapes and bruises. 00:09:24.772 --> 00:09:28.316 I don't know, Mr. Ranger. I'm pretty sure I heard my spine snap. 00:09:28.484 --> 00:09:31.194 Well, you wouldn't be able to stand. 00:09:32.488 --> 00:09:34.072 And you wouldn't be able to eat. 00:09:34.490 --> 00:09:35.532 I'm okay! 00:09:37.159 --> 00:09:40.161 Yogi, Boo Boo, I would like to introduce you to Rachel Johnson... 00:09:40.329 --> 00:09:42.372 ...who's here to make a nature documentary. 00:09:42.540 --> 00:09:44.249 [GROWLS] 00:09:46.544 --> 00:09:48.003 What the heck was that? 00:09:48.170 --> 00:09:50.171 I was saying hello. 00:09:50.339 --> 00:09:52.882 I lived in a den with brown bears for six months. 00:09:53.050 --> 00:09:54.968 Only bear I've ever lived with is Boo Boo. 00:09:55.136 --> 00:09:58.263 And he only makes that sound after he's eaten baked beans. Heh, heh. 00:09:58.431 --> 00:10:00.890 I have problems with baked beans. 00:10:01.058 --> 00:10:04.019 And for a little bear, he makes a lot of stink. 00:10:04.186 --> 00:10:08.356 Okay, I have some fantastic river otters you can film instead. 00:10:08.524 --> 00:10:14.195 -Could get a hat and tie on the slow one. -No, you know, I really, really like these two. 00:10:14.363 --> 00:10:16.197 -Would you guys mind if I shoot you? YOGI: Huh? 00:10:16.365 --> 00:10:17.407 [RAPID FOOTSTEPS] 00:10:19.869 --> 00:10:22.537 Yogi, I think she meant with a camera. 00:10:22.705 --> 00:10:24.998 Yes. Of course with a camera. 00:10:25.625 --> 00:10:27.584 Heh-heh-heh. I knew that. 00:10:27.752 --> 00:10:29.919 But not just any camera. 00:10:31.297 --> 00:10:33.965 This isn't gonna make me look fat, is it? 00:10:34.133 --> 00:10:36.176 RACHEL: No, you are gonna look great. 00:10:36.344 --> 00:10:39.596 Okay, just a few more adjustments. 00:10:39.764 --> 00:10:41.931 [WHISPERING] Please, excuse the pre-tied bow tie. 00:10:42.099 --> 00:10:43.892 My mornings are often rushed. 00:10:44.060 --> 00:10:48.813 It's fine, Boo Boo. This is going to be a whole new perspective for a documentary. 00:10:48.981 --> 00:10:53.818 The Boo Boo cam will capture the true wilderness in all its natural glory. 00:10:53.986 --> 00:10:55.528 No other human in sight. 00:10:55.696 --> 00:10:57.656 That sounds like my apartment. Ha, ha. 00:11:01.202 --> 00:11:03.536 Uh, you know, because I live alone. 00:11:03.704 --> 00:11:05.914 Well, plenty of women have tried to change that. 00:11:06.082 --> 00:11:07.791 It's just, I haven't found one that-- 00:11:07.958 --> 00:11:11.086 -Likes you? -What? No. No, that-- 00:11:11.253 --> 00:11:12.295 Will return your calls? 00:11:12.463 --> 00:11:13.880 Can you stop helping, please? 00:11:14.048 --> 00:11:16.925 Sir, I can see you like this lady. 00:11:17.093 --> 00:11:19.260 But your courting rituals need work. 00:11:19.428 --> 00:11:23.473 What you need to do is follow her around for two days making snorting sounds. 00:11:23.641 --> 00:11:25.433 Then fight any male that looks at her. 00:11:25.601 --> 00:11:28.937 And then, of course, urinate on her to mark her as your territory. 00:11:29.105 --> 00:11:30.230 Works every time. 00:11:30.398 --> 00:11:31.981 I got it under control, Yogi. 00:11:32.149 --> 00:11:35.068 -Boo Boo, you're rolling. -Cool. 00:11:35.236 --> 00:11:39.739 Yogi Bear, a brown bear commonly found in North America and Alaska. 00:11:39.907 --> 00:11:44.911 Weighing up to 1800 pounds, brown bears are also the national animal of Finland. 00:11:45.079 --> 00:11:46.830 I don't think you have to narrate. 00:11:46.997 --> 00:11:49.374 But I liked where you were going with it, Boo Boo. 00:11:49.542 --> 00:11:51.292 -I was hooked. -Really? 00:11:51.460 --> 00:11:55.296 Yes. Now try to film from flattering angles, if you know what I mean. 00:11:55.464 --> 00:11:59.926 Pic-a-nic baskets may be delicious on the lips, but they're a lifetime on the hips. 00:12:09.770 --> 00:12:11.354 Oh, no. 00:12:12.189 --> 00:12:15.817 Ranger Smith! Ranger Smith. The mayor's here. 00:12:16.152 --> 00:12:17.318 What's he doing here? 00:12:17.486 --> 00:12:20.488 Why didn't he give us more warning? I have to secure the area. 00:12:20.656 --> 00:12:23.324 All units, lock down the park. Repeat, lock down the park. 00:12:23.492 --> 00:12:26.703 Jones, you know I'm the only other ranger here, right? 00:12:26.871 --> 00:12:27.996 Yeah. 00:12:28.581 --> 00:12:31.416 -Ranger Smith, we need to talk. -You could've just called. 00:12:31.584 --> 00:12:33.835 BROWN: Yeah, but I thought this would be more friendly. 00:12:34.003 --> 00:12:36.171 I'm really working on my people skills. 00:12:36.338 --> 00:12:38.506 Anyway, I am closing your park down. 00:12:39.842 --> 00:12:41.926 -Okay. -What? 00:12:42.344 --> 00:12:45.096 Oh, yeah, this place just costs the city way too much money. 00:12:45.264 --> 00:12:48.558 Jellystone hasn't made its operating budget in 10 years. 00:12:48.726 --> 00:12:51.686 You know, it's hard to compete with all those amusement parks-- 00:12:51.854 --> 00:12:55.440 Oh, hey, you're not kidding. Oh, have you guys been to Lincoln Log Land yet? 00:12:55.608 --> 00:13:00.361 Oh, man, they have got a roller coaster there, it's made completely out of logs. 00:13:00.529 --> 00:13:03.615 It's just like they rode in the pioneer days. It's unbelievable. 00:13:03.783 --> 00:13:08.620 Sir, Jellystone is special. Okay? It's turning 100 years old this very year. 00:13:08.788 --> 00:13:11.706 Why, it's a landmark. I would never let it be closed down. 00:13:12.166 --> 00:13:14.918 Well, uh, you actually don't have a choice. 00:13:15.336 --> 00:13:17.378 Have you read the city bylaws lately? 00:13:17.546 --> 00:13:19.839 Chapter 6. Section 73. 00:13:20.007 --> 00:13:22.717 "Any municipal property that can't generate enough money... 00:13:22.885 --> 00:13:24.511 ...to cover its operating budget... 00:13:24.678 --> 00:13:26.763 ...can be rezoned for other uses." 00:13:26.931 --> 00:13:31.100 And since Jellystone loses money every year, we're shutting it down. 00:13:32.645 --> 00:13:35.814 Uh, sorry? 00:13:36.065 --> 00:13:37.398 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 00:13:37.733 --> 00:13:39.275 -I thought that went well. CHIEF: Yeah. 00:13:40.236 --> 00:13:41.736 SMITH: Just a second, Mr. Mayor. 00:13:41.904 --> 00:13:45.532 Who says we can't cover our budget? Park doesn't report earnings till next quarter. 00:13:45.699 --> 00:13:47.408 Yeah, which is like one week away. 00:13:47.576 --> 00:13:50.328 Come on, Smith. You gotta be $20,000 in the hole. 00:13:50.496 --> 00:13:53.915 We wish. Yeah. Try 30,562. 00:13:57.127 --> 00:14:00.255 That's probably a couple hundred extra for the map stand. 00:14:00.798 --> 00:14:03.091 I think it's confession time. 00:14:03.259 --> 00:14:05.468 -I only pretended to fix it. -Thanks, Jones. 00:14:05.636 --> 00:14:07.887 Sounds like you're in pretty deep there, Smith. 00:14:08.055 --> 00:14:12.141 Maybe we are. But this is one of the last places families can go to be close to nature. 00:14:12.309 --> 00:14:13.351 The world needs that. 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:15.395 Well, I'm not mayor of the world. 00:14:15.563 --> 00:14:17.730 I'm mayor of this city. 00:14:17.898 --> 00:14:20.066 And this city needs this park rezoned. 00:14:20.234 --> 00:14:21.693 I'm sorry. 00:14:21.861 --> 00:14:23.528 I feel awful about it. 00:14:23.696 --> 00:14:25.446 Even though I look really good. 00:14:25.614 --> 00:14:28.199 This is a new suit. 00:14:28.868 --> 00:14:31.327 So, okay. 00:14:31.495 --> 00:14:34.581 Maybe we don't have our operating budget today. But you know what? 00:14:34.748 --> 00:14:38.293 -A lot can happen in a week. -All right. Have it your way. Take a week. 00:14:38.460 --> 00:14:42.130 Hey, I'll even get you started. What's the admission fee for one car again? 00:14:42.298 --> 00:14:43.381 Four dollars. 00:14:43.549 --> 00:14:45.842 Four dollars, huh? Four whole dollars? 00:14:46.010 --> 00:14:48.136 Well, that changes everything. Oh, my goodness. 00:14:48.304 --> 00:14:51.514 Well, I only need to come back in here like, uh, what, 10,000 more times? 00:14:51.682 --> 00:14:52.849 [LAUGHING] 00:14:53.017 --> 00:14:55.894 In a week! Do I have time for that? 00:14:56.061 --> 00:14:57.645 -Impossible. -Oh, shoot. 00:14:59.982 --> 00:15:02.400 [WEIRD AL YANKOVIC'S "LASAGNA" PLAYING ON STEREO] 00:15:02.943 --> 00:15:04.944 You want-a some-a lasagna? 00:15:05.112 --> 00:15:06.404 You hungry, buddy? 00:15:06.572 --> 00:15:08.448 Of course! I'm always hungry. 00:15:08.616 --> 00:15:10.491 I was talking to my pet turtle. 00:15:10.659 --> 00:15:11.701 Here you go. 00:15:11.869 --> 00:15:14.704 That better not be my beef jerky. 00:15:14.872 --> 00:15:16.247 [TURTLE CHEWING] 00:15:16.415 --> 00:15:17.832 [BELCHES] 00:15:19.168 --> 00:15:20.877 So, what's the big deal, Yogi? 00:15:21.045 --> 00:15:22.879 This is the big deal, Boo Boo. 00:15:23.047 --> 00:15:24.672 It's my masterpiece. 00:15:24.840 --> 00:15:26.758 The Basket-Nabber 2000. 00:15:26.926 --> 00:15:30.345 The most advanced pic-a-nic basket-stealing technology ever invented. 00:15:30.512 --> 00:15:32.180 Wow. 00:15:32.348 --> 00:15:33.806 Climb aboard. 00:15:33.974 --> 00:15:35.683 This glider can steer... 00:15:35.851 --> 00:15:39.228 ...dive, shoot rubber bands at pesky-type birds... 00:15:39.396 --> 00:15:41.189 ...and even has an air bag. 00:15:42.733 --> 00:15:44.442 Had an air bag. 00:15:44.610 --> 00:15:46.069 Sorry, Yogi. 00:15:46.236 --> 00:15:50.239 Not to worry. We could cushion our landing with all the pic-a-nic baskets we swipe. 00:15:50.407 --> 00:15:52.825 Now, how's that copilot seat feel? 00:15:52.993 --> 00:15:55.870 A little wobbly, like it's not tied on very tight. 00:15:56.038 --> 00:15:57.497 You won't feel that in the air. 00:15:57.665 --> 00:16:00.416 Get ready to fly faster than the speed of sandwich, Boo Boo. 00:16:00.584 --> 00:16:03.586 We're gonna break the pic-a-nic barrier. 00:16:03.754 --> 00:16:05.546 SMITH: Yogi! -Uh-oh. 00:16:05.714 --> 00:16:08.257 That's not his happy voice. 00:16:08.425 --> 00:16:11.260 Don't move. I'm switching the glider into stealth mode. 00:16:11.428 --> 00:16:12.553 Stealth mode? 00:16:12.721 --> 00:16:15.306 Wow. How are you able to--? 00:16:15.474 --> 00:16:16.891 Oh. 00:16:18.519 --> 00:16:20.728 Ah, Mr. Ranger, sir. Welcome. 00:16:20.896 --> 00:16:24.065 Can I interest you in a sody pop? 00:16:25.609 --> 00:16:28.361 -There you go. -When did you steal our vending machine? 00:16:28.529 --> 00:16:30.613 I, um-- I'm repairing it, sir. 00:16:30.781 --> 00:16:33.658 This machine gives its sodas away for free when a bear kicks it. 00:16:33.826 --> 00:16:36.744 Look, a camper has reported some missing fishing poles... 00:16:36.912 --> 00:16:39.789 ...so I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it was you. 00:16:39.957 --> 00:16:42.750 Fishing poles? Sir, I'm a bear. 00:16:42.918 --> 00:16:46.170 If I wanted to catch fish, I would just use my.... 00:16:46.755 --> 00:16:47.839 Your paws, Yogi. 00:16:48.590 --> 00:16:51.926 Isn't that kind of unsanitary? 00:16:53.303 --> 00:16:54.595 What's that? 00:16:54.763 --> 00:16:55.930 -What's what? -That thing. 00:16:56.098 --> 00:16:58.016 -What thing? -The thing under the blanket. 00:16:58.183 --> 00:17:00.685 -Blanket? -The object right behind you. 00:17:00.853 --> 00:17:02.937 Oh. Oh, that. Heh. 00:17:03.105 --> 00:17:04.772 A sculpture. 00:17:04.940 --> 00:17:08.359 I'm sculpting now. Mostly landscapes. 00:17:08.527 --> 00:17:09.861 And where's Boo Boo? 00:17:10.029 --> 00:17:11.529 -France. -What? 00:17:11.697 --> 00:17:14.574 -That's not close by, is it? -No. 00:17:14.742 --> 00:17:16.659 Then he's in the bathroom. 00:17:16.827 --> 00:17:18.036 -Excuse me. -Wait! 00:17:18.203 --> 00:17:19.495 [STAMMERING] 00:17:20.748 --> 00:17:23.750 Hey, this isn't the bathroom. 00:17:24.668 --> 00:17:29.714 I'm telling you, Mr. Ranger, it's not for stealing pic-a-nic baskets. 00:17:30.299 --> 00:17:32.925 It says "Basket-Nabber 2000" right here, Yogi. 00:17:34.053 --> 00:17:35.887 I do regret calling it that now. 00:17:36.055 --> 00:17:38.848 I know I'm always saying, "Stay away from the campers." 00:17:39.016 --> 00:17:41.684 This is different. Jellystone is in real trouble. 00:17:42.978 --> 00:17:45.938 If I don't raise $30,000 in a week, this park's getting rezoned. 00:17:46.106 --> 00:17:48.316 Rezoned? What does that mean? 00:17:48.484 --> 00:17:50.401 It means the park won't be a park anymore. 00:17:50.569 --> 00:17:52.779 The city will use this land for something else. 00:17:52.946 --> 00:17:55.656 So we have got to do everything we can to help save it. 00:17:55.824 --> 00:18:00.036 Which means you have gotta stop stealing food so that campers will leave here happy. 00:18:00.204 --> 00:18:01.662 But they do leave here happy. 00:18:01.830 --> 00:18:05.958 Getting your food stolen by Yogi Bear is special. People come here for that. 00:18:06.126 --> 00:18:09.212 It's like catching a foul ball at a baseball game. 00:18:09.379 --> 00:18:12.840 Nope. It's like getting your food stolen at a baseball game. 00:18:13.008 --> 00:18:16.427 Come on, Yogi. Would it really be so hard to be a regular bear? 00:18:16.595 --> 00:18:19.430 You know, to forage for food, to walk around on all fours... 00:18:19.598 --> 00:18:21.974 ...to hibernate a little, or a lot. 00:18:22.142 --> 00:18:24.519 If nature had meant for me to be a regular bear... 00:18:24.686 --> 00:18:27.480 ...it wouldn't have given me such a good thought-cooker, sir. 00:18:27.648 --> 00:18:30.149 I can't help it if my melon is full of smart juice. 00:18:30.317 --> 00:18:32.735 Yogi, your melon is hurting this park. 00:18:32.903 --> 00:18:35.905 There are repercussions to stealing people's picnic baskets. 00:18:36.156 --> 00:18:37.365 Not in my experience, sir. 00:18:37.533 --> 00:18:39.033 [MECHANISM TICKING] 00:18:39.201 --> 00:18:40.451 [BELL RINGS] 00:18:41.370 --> 00:18:42.912 [GRUNTS] 00:18:44.665 --> 00:18:45.832 On the other hand-- 00:18:45.999 --> 00:18:47.041 [SCREAMS] 00:18:49.378 --> 00:18:51.295 Ranger Smith, mind if I borrow the 'dilla? 00:18:51.463 --> 00:18:54.173 It's an emergency. Somebody parked without parking decals. 00:18:54.341 --> 00:18:59.470 Jones, I would really prefer it if you focused on just maintaining the park instead. 00:18:59.638 --> 00:19:02.557 Let me deal with the visitors until you've had more experience. 00:19:02.724 --> 00:19:06.269 Sorry, sir. Guess that's just the Eagle Scout in me, you know? 00:19:06.436 --> 00:19:09.063 Always wanting to be in control, be a leader. 00:19:09.398 --> 00:19:12.608 Live up to this fanny pack full of merit badges. 00:19:12.776 --> 00:19:15.444 You know that fanny pack is for first aid supplies, right? 00:19:15.612 --> 00:19:18.281 A merit badge in first aid is the only supply I need, sir. 00:19:18.448 --> 00:19:21.701 Right, but it might not be the only supply a hurt person needs. 00:19:21.869 --> 00:19:23.119 You seen Rachel? 00:19:23.287 --> 00:19:26.205 Yeah, I saw her. She was heading up to Lookout Mountain. 00:19:26.665 --> 00:19:29.458 She can't be far. I'll drive. Let's roll. 00:19:31.837 --> 00:19:33.588 Jones. 00:19:44.892 --> 00:19:48.769 The sprawling beauty of Jellystone Park. 00:19:48.937 --> 00:19:54.817 A timeless stretch of wilderness untouched by man. 00:19:55.861 --> 00:19:57.278 Oh. 00:19:57.571 --> 00:19:58.738 Ranger Smith. 00:19:58.906 --> 00:20:00.823 Wow, heh. 00:20:01.450 --> 00:20:03.659 What's with the fancy outfit? 00:20:04.036 --> 00:20:06.662 Dress greens. I always wear dress greens in the evening. 00:20:06.830 --> 00:20:09.832 You know, in case there's, you know-- 00:20:10.000 --> 00:20:11.834 -I don't know how to talk to girls. -Oh. 00:20:12.002 --> 00:20:14.462 Why do you think I spend so much time with animals? 00:20:14.630 --> 00:20:18.424 All you have to do is scratch their backside and you've got a friend for life. 00:20:18.634 --> 00:20:19.717 Try that with people... 00:20:19.885 --> 00:20:24.013 ...and all of a sudden you're the weird girl on the bus that nobody wants to sit next to. 00:20:25.140 --> 00:20:29.310 Um, uh, listen. I was wondering, you know, if you were-- 00:20:29.478 --> 00:20:33.105 I mean, it's getting late and we could, uh-- If you want. 00:20:33.273 --> 00:20:35.233 I mean, it's not that-- You don't-- It's-- 00:20:35.400 --> 00:20:37.485 You know, it's not a worry. Don't worry. 00:20:37.819 --> 00:20:39.278 Did you just ask me to dinner? 00:20:39.446 --> 00:20:41.781 Yes. I did. Heh. 00:20:41.949 --> 00:20:44.158 -Good, you got that, huh? -Yes. 00:20:44.326 --> 00:20:48.037 I just thought, well, it's getting late. I happen to know this great place. 00:20:48.205 --> 00:20:51.207 -Very gourmet. -Really? Where? 00:20:51.375 --> 00:20:52.833 So close you won't believe it. 00:20:54.711 --> 00:20:57.505 Wow, how did you ever find this place? 00:20:57.673 --> 00:20:59.048 This is a four-star porch. 00:20:59.216 --> 00:21:02.885 And fresh from the hot plate, I give you... 00:21:04.263 --> 00:21:06.681 -...rack of Spam. -Oh. 00:21:07.516 --> 00:21:09.016 Wow. 00:21:09.184 --> 00:21:11.018 Maybe "gourmet" was a bit of a stretch. 00:21:11.186 --> 00:21:12.979 No, it actually looks wonderful. 00:21:14.773 --> 00:21:15.940 Great. 00:21:16.817 --> 00:21:19.610 You know, this really is a peaceful place. 00:21:19.778 --> 00:21:22.321 It's something, isn't it? I pretty much grew up here. 00:21:22.489 --> 00:21:24.824 My father was a ranger when I was a kid... 00:21:24.992 --> 00:21:28.703 ...and he turned this park into the number one tourist destination in the state. 00:21:28.870 --> 00:21:32.081 I mean, it was a park, you know? Like families came by the hundreds... 00:21:32.249 --> 00:21:35.543 ...swam in the streams, hiked on the trails. It was really something. 00:21:35.711 --> 00:21:36.711 This is really good. 00:21:36.878 --> 00:21:39.130 Anyway, I don't know. Maybe it's my fault. 00:21:39.298 --> 00:21:42.383 I spent so many years learning everything I could about the park... 00:21:42.551 --> 00:21:43.884 ...so I'd be a better ranger. 00:21:44.052 --> 00:21:47.763 Maybe instead, I should have come up with a gimmick to get people to come here. 00:21:47.931 --> 00:21:50.182 You know, change the name to Extreme Jellystone. 00:21:50.767 --> 00:21:53.686 -I think that it's perfect just the way it is. -You do? 00:21:55.897 --> 00:21:56.981 You're right. 00:21:57.733 --> 00:21:59.817 Absolutely. There's no better place on earth. 00:21:59.985 --> 00:22:02.069 YOGI: Hey, Mr. Ranger. -Except a place without him. 00:22:02.237 --> 00:22:04.113 Evening, Mr. Ranger, sir. 00:22:04.281 --> 00:22:05.948 Madame Moviemaker Lady. 00:22:06.116 --> 00:22:10.494 And yes, I'm using the fancy tense to show you the utmost respect. 00:22:10.662 --> 00:22:12.038 Hi. Ha, ha. 00:22:12.205 --> 00:22:13.456 What do you want, Yogi? 00:22:13.623 --> 00:22:16.417 Well, I was thinking about the park's prickly predicament... 00:22:16.585 --> 00:22:18.711 ...and I would like to do my part to help. 00:22:20.047 --> 00:22:22.923 This is all the money I have saved. Almost $1 00. 00:22:23.633 --> 00:22:28.971 I was going to use it on myself, but I'd rather donate it to Jellystone. 00:22:30.223 --> 00:22:32.099 Well, thank you, Yogi. That's-- 00:22:32.434 --> 00:22:34.769 That is very sweet. 00:22:35.812 --> 00:22:39.357 -Where does a bear get money from? -That brown box by the parking lot. 00:22:39.775 --> 00:22:41.233 The park donation box. 00:22:41.401 --> 00:22:43.819 Yep. But I want you to have it. 00:22:43.987 --> 00:22:45.946 Consider it a gift to Jellystone. 00:22:46.114 --> 00:22:48.824 That won't be hard. Look, guys, I appreciate the effort. 00:22:48.992 --> 00:22:51.911 But what this park needs is visitors and lots of them. 00:22:52.079 --> 00:22:53.662 Well, I can help you there, sir. 00:22:53.830 --> 00:22:57.333 Just make me a headliner. I will rock this place. 00:22:57.501 --> 00:22:59.293 -Kick it, Boo Boo. -Kicking it. 00:22:59.461 --> 00:23:01.462 [SIR MIX-A-LOT'S "BABY GOT BACK" PLAYING] 00:23:01.630 --> 00:23:03.964 I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny 00:23:04.132 --> 00:23:06.592 That when a girl walks in With a itty-bitty waist 00:23:06.760 --> 00:23:09.553 And a round thing in your face You get sprung 00:23:11.098 --> 00:23:12.139 [MUSIC STOPS] 00:23:12.307 --> 00:23:13.724 That's not gonna work either, Yogi. 00:23:13.892 --> 00:23:17.478 You're right. We need something flashier than music. Not a problem. 00:23:17.646 --> 00:23:21.524 I've got this water-skiing routine that will change the face of entertainment. 00:23:21.691 --> 00:23:24.110 Got a little of everything. Music, stunts, magic. 00:23:24.277 --> 00:23:26.946 -And I jump over Boo Boo at the end. -No, you don't. 00:23:27.114 --> 00:23:28.781 -I want to try it. -I don't care. 00:23:28.949 --> 00:23:31.450 I hate to interrupt, but you're not gonna water-ski... 00:23:31.618 --> 00:23:34.578 ...or dance or do anything that might disturb the campers, okay? 00:23:34.746 --> 00:23:37.289 If what you really want to do is help save this park... 00:23:37.457 --> 00:23:40.835 ...you will lay low, stay away from people. Think you can do that for me? 00:23:41.253 --> 00:23:43.170 You have my word, Mr. Ranger. 00:23:43.338 --> 00:23:45.673 I will be seen, but not heard. 00:23:45.841 --> 00:23:47.216 Or seen. 00:23:47.426 --> 00:23:48.968 Fine. 00:23:49.219 --> 00:23:50.678 Huh? 00:23:51.012 --> 00:23:52.513 You guys done with that Spam? 00:23:53.014 --> 00:23:55.516 -Get out of here. -Okay. Sheesh! 00:23:58.854 --> 00:24:00.020 Hey. 00:24:01.356 --> 00:24:02.523 What's this? 00:24:02.691 --> 00:24:03.941 Seasons pass applications. 00:24:04.109 --> 00:24:06.235 Unfortunately, not a lot of takers on those. 00:24:06.403 --> 00:24:10.364 Fifty bucks for an entire year? Including camping fees? That's a bargain. 00:24:10.532 --> 00:24:13.617 If this were a place people wanted to visit throughout the year. 00:24:13.785 --> 00:24:16.162 Maybe Yogi was on to something. 00:24:16.329 --> 00:24:19.582 -You said the park was turning 100, right? -Right. 00:24:19.749 --> 00:24:21.959 Well, a big event could really pull people in. 00:24:22.127 --> 00:24:23.544 Yeah, you're right. 00:24:23.712 --> 00:24:27.339 We could have, like, a moss collection day or a big squirrel chase. 00:24:27.507 --> 00:24:29.216 -Or.... -Fireworks. 00:24:29.384 --> 00:24:31.343 Yes. Exactly. Why didn't I think of that? 00:24:31.511 --> 00:24:35.639 We could host a big centennial festival. People always show up for fireworks. 00:24:35.807 --> 00:24:38.142 If even half of the people buy season passes... 00:24:38.310 --> 00:24:40.311 ...the park makes enough money to stay open. 00:24:40.479 --> 00:24:41.896 Right. Let's get the word out. 00:24:42.063 --> 00:24:43.856 I think I can help with that. 00:24:44.649 --> 00:24:46.650 [PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 00:24:51.656 --> 00:24:53.449 That is great. 00:24:53.617 --> 00:24:55.743 How did we pay for it? 00:24:55.911 --> 00:24:58.913 We didn't. It was some fast-food restaurant... 00:24:59.080 --> 00:25:01.665 ...but I rearranged the letters right before the plane took off. 00:25:01.833 --> 00:25:04.293 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 00:25:04.461 --> 00:25:06.712 You're very cool, Rachel Johnson. 00:25:06.880 --> 00:25:09.465 You're pretty cool yourself. 00:25:09.633 --> 00:25:11.258 I do have my own kind of natural swagger. 00:25:11.426 --> 00:25:13.469 [SCREAMS] 00:25:13.637 --> 00:25:17.473 Jellystone National Park, 100th year anniversary. There'll be fireworks. 00:25:17.641 --> 00:25:19.642 Just stay calm, Jones. 00:25:19.809 --> 00:25:23.938 You should be patrolling in the Armadillo making park-impacting decisions, but-- 00:25:24.105 --> 00:25:26.607 -Hey, 100th year anniversary. -Thanks. 00:25:26.775 --> 00:25:29.485 But you're not there yet. You still have to follow orders. 00:25:29.653 --> 00:25:33.989 Even if those orders make you look like a giant Cheez-It. 00:25:35.534 --> 00:25:37.159 Mr. Mayor! 00:25:38.328 --> 00:25:39.411 Hi, Mr. Mayor. 00:25:39.788 --> 00:25:43.874 Why is it only going halfway down again? Doesn't make any-- No! 00:25:45.961 --> 00:25:48.671 Oh, okay. Is it a double tap or do I have to press it--? 00:25:48.838 --> 00:25:51.757 -Oh, dang it! -I got it, sir. 00:25:53.343 --> 00:25:55.302 Yeah. That's exactly what I did. 00:25:55.470 --> 00:25:57.054 Let me see one of those fliers. 00:25:58.431 --> 00:26:02.977 "Come celebrate Jellystone's 100th anniversary with fireworks and fun." 00:26:03.144 --> 00:26:06.021 "And receive $1 0 off a season pass"? 00:26:06.189 --> 00:26:08.607 He's gonna try to make the budget selling season passes. 00:26:08.775 --> 00:26:10.484 [BOTH GROAN] 00:26:10.652 --> 00:26:13.821 Yeah, ugh. It's not a very good idea, in my opinion. 00:26:13.989 --> 00:26:17.283 But nobody consulted me, because my job is just to maintain the park... 00:26:17.450 --> 00:26:19.994 ...which is basically poking trash with a stick. 00:26:20.161 --> 00:26:24.957 Yeah. Yeah, why is a guy with your talent doing this insulting grunt work? 00:26:25.125 --> 00:26:26.458 You should be running a park. 00:26:26.626 --> 00:26:29.003 Yeah, but Ranger Smith says I have to pay my dues. 00:26:29.170 --> 00:26:30.212 -Excuse me? -What? 00:26:30.380 --> 00:26:32.256 -He has to pay his dues? Ha. -Ha, ha. 00:26:32.424 --> 00:26:34.341 Nobody pays dues anymore. 00:26:34.509 --> 00:26:37.386 You gotta be in charge now while you still know everything. 00:26:37.554 --> 00:26:39.263 -That's what I've been saying. -Yeah. 00:26:39.431 --> 00:26:43.559 Buddy, if it was up to me, you would be the head ranger of Jellystone already. 00:26:43.727 --> 00:26:46.687 -You'd put me in charge? -In a second. Yes. 00:26:46.855 --> 00:26:51.775 You know, if this centennial festival didn't work out, I probably could relocate Smith. 00:26:53.153 --> 00:26:56.947 You know, uh, maybe you could help me with that. 00:26:57.115 --> 00:26:58.949 Make sure it doesn't succeed? 00:26:59.117 --> 00:27:00.784 Wait, you mean, like, sabotage it? 00:27:00.952 --> 00:27:04.538 No. Oh, no, no, no. No, I want you to be head ranger. 00:27:04.706 --> 00:27:09.001 It just so happens that the only way to do that is to bring down this festival. 00:27:09.878 --> 00:27:12.880 But spend the rest of your life as second-in-command if you like. 00:27:13.048 --> 00:27:15.549 That's fine. It's a perfectly valid life choice. 00:27:16.384 --> 00:27:20.262 Well, you just think about it and give me a call, okay? Here's my card. 00:27:21.056 --> 00:27:22.222 So long. 00:27:22.932 --> 00:27:25.142 Hey. Now why is it doing that? 00:27:25.977 --> 00:27:29.605 No. Boy Scouts are loyal, thrifty, kind.... 00:27:30.231 --> 00:27:33.692 Hey, you're back. Hey, thanks for getting those fliers out. 00:27:33.860 --> 00:27:36.070 Let me tell you, this festival is gonna be huge. 00:27:36.237 --> 00:27:39.698 Hey, Ranger Smith, how long do you think until I reach head ranger status? 00:27:39.866 --> 00:27:42.368 Oh, no time at all. I did it in 12 short years. 00:27:42.535 --> 00:27:43.869 Ha, okay. 00:27:44.037 --> 00:27:45.079 Are you serious? 00:27:45.580 --> 00:27:48.374 Just be patient, Jones. It'll be here before you know it. 00:27:48.541 --> 00:27:50.000 This festival's gonna be great! 00:27:56.716 --> 00:27:59.093 I can't wait 12 years. 00:28:01.596 --> 00:28:03.597 [PEOPLE CHEERING AND LAUGHING] 00:28:15.568 --> 00:28:18.445 Seasons pass order forms. Seasons pass order forms. Thank you. 00:28:18.613 --> 00:28:22.116 Seasons pass order forms, $1 0 off today. Ah, enjoy. 00:28:22.701 --> 00:28:24.201 I can't take it, Boo Boo. 00:28:24.369 --> 00:28:26.578 Two days without a tasty treat to eat? 00:28:26.746 --> 00:28:31.166 And I have to sit up here while they're having a "happy birthday, Jellystone" party? 00:28:31.334 --> 00:28:32.376 [SNIFFING] 00:28:32.544 --> 00:28:33.919 And they have doughnuts. 00:28:34.087 --> 00:28:35.170 Doughnuts! 00:28:46.975 --> 00:28:48.851 BOO BOO [OVER RADIO]: Yogi, what are you doing? 00:28:49.811 --> 00:28:51.937 -Yogi! -I'm going. 00:28:52.105 --> 00:28:53.480 Hey. 00:28:53.982 --> 00:28:55.899 Wait. Don't do it, Yogi. 00:28:56.443 --> 00:28:58.360 You promised Mr. Ranger. 00:28:58.528 --> 00:29:02.698 You're right. I'm losing control, Boo Boo. I don't know who's steering the ship. 00:29:05.326 --> 00:29:06.452 Here. 00:29:07.996 --> 00:29:12.166 I want you to handcuff me to this tree and not unlock it no matter what I say. 00:29:12.333 --> 00:29:13.500 Okay, Yogi. 00:29:15.211 --> 00:29:18.005 -Okay, unlock me. -Huh? 00:29:18.173 --> 00:29:19.757 It was a bad idea. Unlock me. 00:29:20.300 --> 00:29:21.675 [GRUNTING] 00:29:21.843 --> 00:29:25.512 Unlock me! 00:29:28.391 --> 00:29:29.683 [GROWLING] 00:29:36.191 --> 00:29:38.066 Okay. Here you go. 00:29:38.610 --> 00:29:42.112 JONES: Folks, I hate to say this, but there are no spots left. 00:29:42.280 --> 00:29:45.532 Forecast called for thunderstorms. Severe lightning. I fear for your young ones. 00:29:45.700 --> 00:29:46.742 [CAR HORN HONKING] 00:29:46.910 --> 00:29:50.037 We're out of fireworks, I'm afraid. It's just sparklers left. 00:29:50.205 --> 00:29:51.330 Oh, no. 00:29:54.876 --> 00:29:57.211 You look nice. Your napkin matches your tie. 00:29:57.378 --> 00:30:00.047 I don't need you to kiss up to me. Got this guy for that. 00:30:00.215 --> 00:30:01.381 That's a good point, sir. 00:30:01.549 --> 00:30:05.219 You were gonna handle this situation, yet there are quite a few people here. 00:30:05.386 --> 00:30:07.930 Sir, I tried. All last night I spent taking down fliers. 00:30:08.097 --> 00:30:10.724 I blocked the entrance with a vehicle to back up traffic. 00:30:10.892 --> 00:30:13.977 I hung up "rabid squirrel" signs everywhere. Those were hand-drawn. 00:30:14.145 --> 00:30:17.064 -Nothing is working. -You need to think of something, don't you? 00:30:17.232 --> 00:30:20.943 Or maybe you're just not head ranger material. 00:30:21.110 --> 00:30:22.402 Mr. Mayor. Mayor's yes man. 00:30:22.570 --> 00:30:24.238 So glad you could join us. 00:30:24.405 --> 00:30:26.824 I saved you a nice spot next to the porta-potties. 00:30:26.991 --> 00:30:29.451 Oh, well, thank you. Well, that's very thoughtful. 00:30:29.619 --> 00:30:33.288 You know, I'm just so glad that these festivities are going so well, Smith. 00:30:33.456 --> 00:30:35.165 I just hope nothing goes wrong. 00:30:37.627 --> 00:30:39.211 [HORN HONKING] 00:30:44.259 --> 00:30:46.093 We are gonna pull this off, Jonesy. 00:30:46.261 --> 00:30:49.304 I've seen hundreds of people filling out seasons pass order forms. 00:30:49.472 --> 00:30:52.057 The weather's great. The fireworks, ready to go. 00:30:52.225 --> 00:30:54.601 Even Yogi's staying out of the way. 00:30:55.436 --> 00:30:57.062 Yogi. 00:30:57.313 --> 00:30:59.189 [GROANING] 00:31:01.901 --> 00:31:05.279 Hey, guys. Sorry, just wandering around, bored out of my mind. 00:31:05.446 --> 00:31:09.658 Bored? But the 100th anniversary extravaganza's going on. 00:31:09.826 --> 00:31:12.494 Yeah, more like 100th anniversary lame-aganza. 00:31:12.662 --> 00:31:14.454 You know, because it's so lame. 00:31:14.622 --> 00:31:16.874 People see fireworks every day in the city. 00:31:17.041 --> 00:31:19.543 They thought they'd see something different here. 00:31:19.711 --> 00:31:21.044 I knew it. 00:31:21.212 --> 00:31:23.463 I should be out there doing my water-ski routine. 00:31:23.631 --> 00:31:26.717 I'm a shining star and Ranger Smith is holding me back. 00:31:26.885 --> 00:31:28.302 I don't know, Yogi. 00:31:28.469 --> 00:31:31.096 Mr. Ranger is usually right about these things. 00:31:31.264 --> 00:31:35.392 No, Boo Boo, Ranger Smith is in denial. I mean, he's lost it, you know? 00:31:35.560 --> 00:31:39.146 I saw him a couple days ago. He was filling his pockets with dirt. 00:31:39.314 --> 00:31:42.816 He said he's gonna start moving the park to his apartment piece by piece. 00:31:42.984 --> 00:31:45.611 -How big is his apartment? -There's still time. 00:31:45.778 --> 00:31:48.322 I won't be able to do the half-hour artistic program... 00:31:48.489 --> 00:31:50.240 ...but that was more for me anyway. 00:31:50.408 --> 00:31:52.117 These people need the razzle-dazzle. 00:31:52.285 --> 00:31:54.536 I don't think we've practiced the razzle-dazzle. 00:31:54.704 --> 00:31:57.706 You're not supposed to, Boo Boo. That's where it gets the razzle. 00:31:57.874 --> 00:31:59.666 Yogi, I really don't think we should-- 00:31:59.834 --> 00:32:04.671 Boo Boo, you've tried to stop my brilliant ideas with common sense a thousand times. 00:32:04.839 --> 00:32:06.256 Has it ever worked? 00:32:06.424 --> 00:32:07.549 No. 00:32:07.717 --> 00:32:10.469 Then let's go, go, go. 00:32:18.978 --> 00:32:20.187 What does that taste like? 00:32:20.355 --> 00:32:21.980 Unemployment? 00:32:22.148 --> 00:32:24.608 -I'm sorry. -Yeah. 00:32:31.157 --> 00:32:35.077 Thanks again for helping with the fireworks. I don't know where Jones disappeared to. 00:32:35.244 --> 00:32:37.120 My pleasure. 00:32:38.790 --> 00:32:42.250 You know, um, Rachel, I've been wanting to tell you... 00:32:42.460 --> 00:32:43.919 -...well, how much I-- -Ranger-- 00:32:44.087 --> 00:32:47.172 No, please, let me get through this. I'm not very good with words. 00:32:47.340 --> 00:32:51.093 But I have never felt so... 00:32:51.260 --> 00:32:53.303 ...gushy. Ha-ha-ha. 00:32:53.471 --> 00:32:54.513 -You know? -Ranger-- 00:32:54.681 --> 00:32:57.724 You know what I did? I went and I wrote a song about you. 00:32:57.892 --> 00:32:58.934 It's like this: 00:32:59.102 --> 00:33:00.143 [HUMMING] 00:33:00.311 --> 00:33:01.436 Oh, no. 00:33:02.355 --> 00:33:03.522 [SINGING] I... 00:33:03.690 --> 00:33:04.856 ...saw you at the station 00:33:05.024 --> 00:33:06.149 Had a heart palpitation 00:33:06.317 --> 00:33:08.527 My sickness was love And you're the medication 00:33:08.695 --> 00:33:09.820 Rachel 00:33:09.988 --> 00:33:11.571 -Rachel -The microphone is on. 00:33:11.739 --> 00:33:12.823 SMITH: And it comes around again 00:33:12.991 --> 00:33:16.576 Rachel, Rachel, Rachel 00:33:16.744 --> 00:33:18.453 The microphone is on. 00:33:18.621 --> 00:33:20.372 Yes, the mic-- 00:33:23.501 --> 00:33:25.919 [CLEARS THROAT THEN LAUGHS] 00:33:26.087 --> 00:33:28.922 Hi. Hello... 00:33:29.090 --> 00:33:32.384 ...and welcome to the 100th anniversary of Jellystone! 00:33:32.552 --> 00:33:34.553 [CHEERING] 00:33:35.847 --> 00:33:41.643 Thank you. It is so wonderful to see so many people here today. 00:33:41.811 --> 00:33:44.896 I've noticed many of you filling out your seasons pass order forms. 00:33:45.064 --> 00:33:47.774 We're more than happy to collect those after the fireworks. 00:33:47.942 --> 00:33:51.445 But first, please, sit back, get comfortable... 00:33:51.612 --> 00:33:53.363 ...and enjoy the show! 00:33:55.158 --> 00:33:57.284 -Terrific. -Mr. Mayor? 00:33:57.452 --> 00:34:00.454 [POISON'S "NOTHIN' BUT A GOOD TIME" PLAYING ON STEREO] 00:34:06.836 --> 00:34:08.837 That's not the right music. 00:34:12.592 --> 00:34:15.552 I'll take it from here, Mr. Ranger! 00:34:16.512 --> 00:34:17.554 Oh, no. 00:34:18.681 --> 00:34:21.099 Full speed ahead, Boo Boo. 00:34:21.267 --> 00:34:22.309 Okay. 00:34:28.941 --> 00:34:30.776 Not bad, eh, Boo Boo? 00:34:30.943 --> 00:34:32.527 Looking good, Yogi. 00:34:32.695 --> 00:34:35.072 -This cannot be happening. -Oh, it's happening. 00:34:37.575 --> 00:34:38.742 [YOGI STAMMERING] 00:34:38.910 --> 00:34:40.202 Hello, Jellystone! 00:34:40.369 --> 00:34:41.453 [CROWD CHEERING] 00:34:41.621 --> 00:34:42.954 No, don't encourage him! 00:34:44.540 --> 00:34:47.292 They love me. I can do no wrong. 00:34:47.460 --> 00:34:49.127 Watch this. 00:34:49.295 --> 00:34:51.630 All right, Boo Boo! Turn up the heat! 00:34:51.798 --> 00:34:53.632 Phase two, go. 00:34:58.304 --> 00:35:01.223 I'm an unstoppable water-skiing machine. 00:35:04.811 --> 00:35:06.812 [LAUGHING] 00:35:08.356 --> 00:35:09.856 Ta-da! 00:35:11.609 --> 00:35:13.401 Oh, wait. There's more. 00:35:15.029 --> 00:35:16.238 How about if I heat things up? 00:35:16.405 --> 00:35:17.739 [SMITH WHIMPERS] 00:35:17.907 --> 00:35:19.908 [GROANING] 00:35:21.744 --> 00:35:25.038 Don't need nothin' but a good time 00:35:25.206 --> 00:35:28.875 And it don't get better than this 00:35:29.877 --> 00:35:30.961 Yogi! 00:35:31.129 --> 00:35:32.629 Yogi, your cape. 00:35:32.797 --> 00:35:34.840 I know. It is magnificent. 00:35:35.007 --> 00:35:36.174 And on fire. 00:35:36.592 --> 00:35:39.261 Huh? Fire! 00:35:39.428 --> 00:35:41.429 [GROANING] 00:35:46.519 --> 00:35:48.353 -Turn the boat! -Huh? 00:35:48.521 --> 00:35:52.149 -Turn, Boo Boo! -Hang on, Yogi! 00:35:54.569 --> 00:35:57.946 Too much razzle! 00:35:58.114 --> 00:35:59.906 [CROWD SCREAMING] 00:36:03.953 --> 00:36:04.995 [GASPS] 00:36:09.500 --> 00:36:11.918 -Nice one. -Thanks. 00:36:14.881 --> 00:36:16.673 [RACHEL GASPS] 00:36:17.008 --> 00:36:18.258 Jump! 00:36:21.304 --> 00:36:23.263 [CHUCKLING] 00:36:25.308 --> 00:36:27.017 [CHEERING] 00:36:32.106 --> 00:36:33.315 [ALL GASP] 00:36:33.482 --> 00:36:34.900 [MURMURING] 00:36:36.569 --> 00:36:37.861 Let's go. 00:36:43.826 --> 00:36:45.827 [SCREAMING AND SHOUTING] 00:36:49.832 --> 00:36:51.333 MAN: Out of my way! 00:37:03.679 --> 00:37:05.680 [CHUCKLING] 00:37:08.142 --> 00:37:09.976 This could not have gone more perfectly. 00:37:11.354 --> 00:37:12.771 Hey, you got a little, uh.... 00:37:12.939 --> 00:37:14.147 Never mind. Let's go. 00:38:10.371 --> 00:38:11.454 [SIGHS] 00:38:11.622 --> 00:38:13.039 [WOOD SNAPPING AND CREAKING] 00:38:20.881 --> 00:38:23.758 Mr. Ranger, I thought-- 00:38:23.926 --> 00:38:28.096 Yogi, that's the problem. All the thinking. 00:38:28.264 --> 00:38:31.725 Hey, you know what would be great? If you didn't think. 00:38:31.892 --> 00:38:34.227 If you could just be a regular bear. 00:38:34.395 --> 00:38:37.063 You know, sitting in the woods, minding his own business. 00:38:37.231 --> 00:38:40.650 But no, you're different. You're smart. 00:38:40.818 --> 00:38:44.279 And you'd rather spend your days being selfish and destructive... 00:38:44.447 --> 00:38:46.197 ...while everyone else pays the price. 00:38:46.532 --> 00:38:48.992 But I guess it wasn't enough, screwing up my life. 00:38:49.160 --> 00:38:52.037 No, this time you had to go and bring down this entire park. 00:38:54.081 --> 00:38:55.999 So tell me, Yogi... 00:38:58.419 --> 00:39:00.462 ...how smart are you now? 00:39:06.969 --> 00:39:11.097 Hey, there! That was quite a show you put on yesterday. Ha-ha-ha. 00:39:11.265 --> 00:39:13.224 I can't wait to see what you do with this. 00:39:13.392 --> 00:39:14.809 That's your new assignment. 00:39:14.977 --> 00:39:18.396 Evergreen Park. Oh, I think you're just going to find it delightful. 00:39:18.981 --> 00:39:22.567 Oh, and, uh, Ranger Jones is gonna be taking over here. 00:39:24.278 --> 00:39:25.445 Ranger Jones? 00:39:28.491 --> 00:39:30.575 Well, I have got a press conference to plan. 00:39:30.743 --> 00:39:34.245 You see, it turns out I've saved the city. 00:39:35.206 --> 00:39:38.625 Don't forget to vote, my friend. Brown for governor! Ha-ha-ha. 00:39:39.335 --> 00:39:41.378 He's not gonna vote for me, is he? 00:39:41.545 --> 00:39:42.879 Uh, no. 00:39:47.301 --> 00:39:49.803 You did everything you could. 00:39:50.930 --> 00:39:52.138 Doesn't matter. 00:39:52.306 --> 00:39:54.974 This park needed a ranger who could make it popular again. 00:39:55.142 --> 00:39:57.477 I'm just some guy who knows how old every tree is. 00:39:57.645 --> 00:40:00.021 Fat lot of good that did Jellystone. 00:40:00.189 --> 00:40:05.193 Face it. You and I are just two people who care about things that nobody else does... 00:40:05.361 --> 00:40:07.195 ...and that's why we're alone. 00:40:08.280 --> 00:40:12.075 Or maybe that's why we found each other. Did you ever think of that? 00:40:13.494 --> 00:40:16.579 Rachel, you and this park have one thing in common. 00:40:16.747 --> 00:40:19.332 You both deserve a better man than me. 00:40:42.648 --> 00:40:46.067 I can't believe he's really gone. 00:40:47.069 --> 00:40:49.320 Yogi, are you okay? 00:40:49.488 --> 00:40:52.240 I'm done being special, Boo Boo. 00:40:52.408 --> 00:40:53.867 Ranger Smith was right. 00:40:54.535 --> 00:40:56.327 My whole life, I've been different. 00:40:56.912 --> 00:40:59.038 But it's done nothing but hurt people. 00:40:59.206 --> 00:41:04.335 The world would be better off if I was only as smart as the average bear. 00:41:04.837 --> 00:41:06.796 Yogi, what are you doing? 00:41:07.381 --> 00:41:09.466 I'm leaving, Boo Boo. 00:41:09.633 --> 00:41:13.887 -I am going to forage for food in the wild. -Huh? 00:41:14.054 --> 00:41:16.473 Might even catch some fish. 00:41:16.640 --> 00:41:19.017 With my paws. 00:41:20.561 --> 00:41:21.603 [SIGHS] 00:41:21.979 --> 00:41:26.065 I'm just gonna grab a little something for the road. 00:41:26.233 --> 00:41:28.902 Some chips and soda. 00:41:29.069 --> 00:41:31.821 And this. Peach pie. 00:41:31.989 --> 00:41:34.073 Any more of that casserole? 00:41:34.241 --> 00:41:35.408 Top shelf. 00:41:35.576 --> 00:41:38.786 I'll be out there. Fending for myself. 00:41:38.954 --> 00:41:42.624 Foraging for food in the wild. 00:41:51.550 --> 00:41:53.551 [METAL CLANKING] 00:42:06.023 --> 00:42:10.777 Goodbye, horsepower limiter. There's a new head ranger in town. 00:42:17.159 --> 00:42:18.535 Let's see what you got. 00:42:25.876 --> 00:42:27.669 [GRUNTING] 00:42:45.646 --> 00:42:47.397 Perfect. 00:42:47.731 --> 00:42:49.357 [SOBBING] 00:42:49.525 --> 00:42:53.319 I'm sorry, Ranger Smith. 00:42:54.989 --> 00:42:58.324 No more food. No more pic-a-nickers. 00:42:58.492 --> 00:43:00.410 How could this get any worse? 00:43:00.578 --> 00:43:02.579 [THUNDER BOOMING] 00:43:03.122 --> 00:43:04.455 Oh. 00:43:05.958 --> 00:43:10.336 Ah, Evergreen Park. Yes, it is simply delightful. 00:43:28.188 --> 00:43:30.523 [GIGGLING] 00:43:32.359 --> 00:43:33.693 -Come on. -I've got it, sir. 00:43:33.861 --> 00:43:35.695 This is unbelievable. 00:43:38.032 --> 00:43:40.908 Ah, Evergreen Park. Lovely, isn't it? 00:43:41.076 --> 00:43:43.911 This isn't a park. I can barely breathe in here. 00:43:44.079 --> 00:43:46.289 Look at these trees. They're all plastic. 00:43:46.457 --> 00:43:49.334 Oh, no, they're real. It's just years of smog and pollution... 00:43:49.501 --> 00:43:51.628 ...have left a plastic-like coating on them. 00:43:52.212 --> 00:43:55.965 Think people will be happy you're closing the most beautiful park in the state? 00:43:56.133 --> 00:43:59.218 Well, they will be when they find out it's making the city rich... 00:43:59.386 --> 00:44:02.138 ...and giving each citizen a check for $1 000. 00:44:02.306 --> 00:44:03.598 How is that even possible? 00:44:03.766 --> 00:44:07.685 Oh, well, it turns out that there has been some agricultural interest in the park. 00:44:08.228 --> 00:44:12.190 And it's a lot more profitable than people in station wagons making s'mores. 00:44:12.358 --> 00:44:13.858 [LAUGHING] 00:44:14.026 --> 00:44:17.153 Have a good day, Ranger Smith. 00:44:17.738 --> 00:44:20.615 I hate this car. I hate it. 00:44:30.209 --> 00:44:31.584 [GRUNTS] 00:44:31.835 --> 00:44:33.294 [CHAINSAWS BUZZING] 00:44:43.597 --> 00:44:44.722 Yeah! 00:44:44.890 --> 00:44:46.724 Oh, hey, there he is. Ha-ha-ha. 00:44:46.892 --> 00:44:49.143 Whoa, hey, Mr. Mayor! 00:44:50.437 --> 00:44:51.938 I, uh.... 00:44:52.106 --> 00:44:54.399 Just finishing some stamping. 00:44:54.566 --> 00:44:57.568 You are doing great, Jones. I knew you were the guy for this job. 00:44:57.736 --> 00:45:00.780 Quick thing. You'll probably notice some giant trucks rumbling by. 00:45:00.948 --> 00:45:05.076 We're just clearing a little patch of trees for my press conference. No big deal. 00:45:05.244 --> 00:45:07.495 Um, wait, you're cutting down trees? 00:45:07.663 --> 00:45:10.832 Oh, yeah. Well, just a few. It's nothing to worry about. 00:45:10.999 --> 00:45:13.042 Actually gonna improve the park quite a bit. 00:45:13.210 --> 00:45:16.087 I'll bet one of the first things you noticed as head ranger... 00:45:16.255 --> 00:45:19.632 ...is that you need more clear spaces here, and you are absolutely right. 00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:22.802 Now you can host concerts and Boy Scout jamborees. 00:45:22.970 --> 00:45:25.388 That's a pretty smart move there, Head Ranger Jones. 00:45:25.556 --> 00:45:28.182 I have some other park improvements I want to run by you. 00:45:28.350 --> 00:45:32.395 Oh, splendid, yes. I think I have a few moments to hear those. 00:45:32.563 --> 00:45:34.814 Look into the security arrangements for tomorrow. 00:45:34.982 --> 00:45:36.274 I don't want any surprises. 00:45:36.442 --> 00:45:38.151 I'll hear what Ding-Dong has to say. 00:45:39.778 --> 00:45:41.154 What do you got? 00:45:41.655 --> 00:45:44.657 I'm hungrier than the average bear. 00:45:44.825 --> 00:45:49.328 I wish I could find a bush that tasted like birthday cake. 00:45:56.003 --> 00:45:57.211 Gotcha. 00:45:57.379 --> 00:45:58.463 [GROANS] 00:45:58.630 --> 00:46:02.091 Pretend it's a gummy worm. Pretend it's a gummy worm. 00:46:04.470 --> 00:46:05.511 [GASPS] 00:46:05.679 --> 00:46:07.805 Yogi, I've been looking everywhere for you. 00:46:07.973 --> 00:46:12.685 Not now, Boo Boo. I'm busy foraging. 00:46:13.145 --> 00:46:14.520 [GROANS] 00:46:18.150 --> 00:46:19.358 [SHOUTS] 00:46:19.568 --> 00:46:20.651 Come on, Yogi. 00:46:20.819 --> 00:46:23.279 Jellystone is in trouble. We need your help. 00:46:23.447 --> 00:46:25.281 Nothing I can do, Boo Boo. 00:46:25.449 --> 00:46:29.368 I'm average now. My brain is out of business. 00:46:29.536 --> 00:46:32.205 I wouldn't even be standing if my paws didn't hurt. 00:46:32.372 --> 00:46:35.958 Quit feeling sorry for yourself. You know you're not an average bear. 00:46:36.293 --> 00:46:39.378 Hey, hey, Boo Boo. You're right, I'm not. 00:46:39.546 --> 00:46:41.714 I failed at that too. 00:46:41.882 --> 00:46:45.092 Hey, come back here. You've gotta save Jellystone. 00:46:45.844 --> 00:46:47.720 YOGI: What are you doing? I'm not-- 00:46:48.889 --> 00:46:51.599 Yogi, you have to use your smarts for good. 00:46:51.767 --> 00:46:55.394 And if you can't see that, maybe you are just an average bear. 00:46:55.562 --> 00:46:56.979 Come on. 00:46:57.147 --> 00:46:59.148 [GRUNTING] 00:47:00.484 --> 00:47:02.902 Now do you understand? 00:47:03.070 --> 00:47:05.738 What's going on, Boo Boo? 00:47:05.906 --> 00:47:07.073 I don't know. 00:47:07.241 --> 00:47:08.825 But whatever it is... 00:47:09.326 --> 00:47:12.370 ...I think they're just getting started. 00:47:20.879 --> 00:47:22.213 Boo Boo... 00:47:22.381 --> 00:47:25.800 ...get my collar. 00:47:29.888 --> 00:47:34.016 Nobody is gonna hurt Jellystone. 00:47:34.518 --> 00:47:35.726 Where are we going, Yogi? 00:47:35.894 --> 00:47:37.895 We can't get Jellystone back alone, Boo Boo. 00:47:38.063 --> 00:47:40.314 My thinker is good, but Ranger Smith's is better. 00:47:40.482 --> 00:47:42.608 He was going to a place called Evergreen Park. 00:47:42.776 --> 00:47:44.277 That's right. In the city. 00:47:44.444 --> 00:47:46.195 The city? That's a long walk. 00:47:46.363 --> 00:47:47.613 Don't be silly, Boo Boo. 00:47:47.781 --> 00:47:51.450 I've already got a smarty-smart cheat to keep our feet off the street. 00:47:52.578 --> 00:47:55.371 Get ready for it. Here it comes. 00:47:55.539 --> 00:47:57.582 Run, Boo Boo, run! 00:47:58.750 --> 00:48:00.293 Hurry, Boo Boo. 00:48:00.460 --> 00:48:02.962 I think we gotta jump for it. Ready? 00:48:03.130 --> 00:48:07.133 All aboard. 00:48:07.342 --> 00:48:08.509 Good. 00:48:08.677 --> 00:48:10.344 Yogi, grab my paw. 00:48:10.512 --> 00:48:11.721 [GROANING] 00:48:11.889 --> 00:48:13.556 [GRUNTING] 00:48:14.474 --> 00:48:15.892 Sorry. 00:48:16.059 --> 00:48:17.602 [YOGI SHOUTING] 00:48:17.769 --> 00:48:19.645 Boo Boo, Boo Boo, Boo Boo! I gotta get--! 00:48:26.904 --> 00:48:29.322 I guess it makes a stop here. 00:48:29.489 --> 00:48:30.531 Yup. 00:48:38.373 --> 00:48:41.167 Looks like Evergreen Park is about two miles away from here. 00:48:41.335 --> 00:48:44.670 Two miles? I'll have to tap into my emergency rations. 00:48:44.838 --> 00:48:46.213 Snack break. 00:48:46.381 --> 00:48:51.427 Come on, Yogi. We need to keep moving. It's not that far and it's all downhill. 00:48:51.595 --> 00:48:52.637 Downhill? 00:48:53.180 --> 00:48:55.348 Excuse me, Mr. Dirty Shopper. 00:48:55.515 --> 00:48:58.476 Any chance my friend and I might borrow your wheely-basket? 00:48:58.977 --> 00:49:00.311 Is that chocolate? 00:49:03.774 --> 00:49:05.316 [YOGI AND BOO BOO LAUGHING] 00:49:06.777 --> 00:49:08.736 Okay, Boo Boo, keep it steady. 00:49:08.904 --> 00:49:11.155 I'm okay, Ma. Just-- 00:49:11.323 --> 00:49:15.201 Yeah, no, it's not Jellystone, but at least there's nothing here to drive me crazy. 00:49:15.369 --> 00:49:17.745 -Hey, Mr. Ranger. -Hey, Yogi. 00:49:18.455 --> 00:49:19.705 [CART CRASHES] 00:49:20.540 --> 00:49:22.458 All right, Ma, I gotta call you back. 00:49:23.293 --> 00:49:24.669 What are you guys doing here? 00:49:24.836 --> 00:49:26.462 We need your help, Mr. Ranger, sir. 00:49:26.880 --> 00:49:31.133 But don't worry, my days of goofing things up for you are over. 00:49:31.301 --> 00:49:33.803 MAN: Hey, move that shopping cart! 00:49:34.596 --> 00:49:36.389 [SHOUTING] 00:49:41.520 --> 00:49:42.561 I'm okay! 00:49:44.606 --> 00:49:47.775 I'm just gonna put this over here. 00:49:48.485 --> 00:49:51.570 What do you want? I don't have a life left for you to ruin anymore. 00:49:51.738 --> 00:49:56.075 Sir, I know I messed things up and I'm sorry. 00:49:56.243 --> 00:49:57.743 I never meant to. 00:49:57.911 --> 00:50:00.162 You and Boo Boo are the best friends I ever had. 00:50:00.706 --> 00:50:03.457 And I've never done anything but think of myself. 00:50:03.625 --> 00:50:07.753 And now Jellystone is just gonna be a big field of stumps. 00:50:08.422 --> 00:50:09.422 What? 00:50:09.589 --> 00:50:11.507 They've started cutting down the trees. 00:50:12.801 --> 00:50:15.845 "Agricultural interest" is logging. Oh, no, not our Jellystone. 00:50:16.013 --> 00:50:17.805 We have to save it, sir. 00:50:18.432 --> 00:50:20.307 I don't think we can save it, Yogi. 00:50:20.475 --> 00:50:22.435 I'm no smarter than you. 00:50:23.562 --> 00:50:24.770 I lost Jellystone. 00:50:25.814 --> 00:50:27.023 I lost Rachel. 00:50:29.109 --> 00:50:31.068 It's over. 00:50:31.486 --> 00:50:35.781 Mr. Ranger, I've learned two things from stealing pic-a-nic baskets. 00:50:35.949 --> 00:50:39.577 One: light mayonnaise is not nearly as good as regular mayonnaise. 00:50:39.745 --> 00:50:43.039 And two: you can't fail if you never stop trying. 00:50:43.206 --> 00:50:45.207 You have to fight for the things you love... 00:50:45.375 --> 00:50:48.753 ...whether it's a park, a girl or a roast beef sandwich. 00:50:48.920 --> 00:50:49.962 Don't give up now. 00:50:50.964 --> 00:50:52.965 We're all Jellystone's got. 00:50:53.800 --> 00:50:56.010 You're right, Yogi. 00:50:56.178 --> 00:50:59.972 Jellystone's too important to give up on. We gotta try. Come on. 00:51:01.433 --> 00:51:03.642 -Shotgun. -Aw. 00:51:11.985 --> 00:51:13.778 I never thought I'd see this. 00:51:16.531 --> 00:51:18.949 Happy 100th anniversary, Jellystone. 00:51:19.117 --> 00:51:20.701 Isn’t that Miss Movie Lady? 00:51:21.119 --> 00:51:23.204 RACHEL: I gotta get in there. You don't understand. 00:51:23.371 --> 00:51:25.039 Let me in, please. 00:51:25.207 --> 00:51:29.168 No can do. Park is closed to the public until the press conference. Mayor's orders. 00:51:29.336 --> 00:51:32.588 Then go talk to him. Tell him what I told you. 00:51:35.008 --> 00:51:36.550 I'm sorry. 00:51:36.718 --> 00:51:39.095 I don't really take orders from a-- 00:51:40.138 --> 00:51:43.015 I lived with gorillas, pal. 00:51:43.183 --> 00:51:45.059 I know rage. 00:51:45.227 --> 00:51:47.186 You do not want me to go gorilla on you. 00:51:48.605 --> 00:51:50.523 [SCREAMS] 00:51:50.899 --> 00:51:53.943 Uh, I'll speak to the mayor. 00:51:56.029 --> 00:51:58.322 -Thank you. -Okay. 00:52:01.701 --> 00:52:02.952 Rachel. 00:52:04.871 --> 00:52:06.872 Ranger Smith. 00:52:07.332 --> 00:52:09.083 I didn't think I'd ever see you again. 00:52:09.251 --> 00:52:12.545 I know. I don't know what I was thinking. 00:52:13.171 --> 00:52:14.338 I think you're perfect. 00:52:14.506 --> 00:52:17.716 I think any guy in the world would be lucky just to stand next to you. 00:52:18.552 --> 00:52:19.718 You really mean that? 00:52:19.886 --> 00:52:21.887 Of course I do. 00:52:22.764 --> 00:52:26.308 It's just, when I lost Jellystone, I felt like such a failure. 00:52:27.018 --> 00:52:30.437 But losing you has felt much, much worse. 00:52:30.605 --> 00:52:32.398 I'm like.... 00:52:33.233 --> 00:52:35.901 I'm like a genus without a phylum. 00:52:36.444 --> 00:52:38.821 That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me. 00:52:45.787 --> 00:52:48.873 -So, um, we're still here. YOGI: Mm-hm. 00:52:50.333 --> 00:52:52.710 Oh, right. Ahem. So, what are you doing here? 00:52:52.878 --> 00:52:54.670 -Come on, I'll show you. -Okay. 00:52:55.463 --> 00:52:59.049 I was reviewing the documentary footage from Boo Boo's camera and I saw this. 00:53:01.136 --> 00:53:02.678 Oh, my. I see it. 00:53:02.846 --> 00:53:05.097 I have a bald spot back there! 00:53:05.265 --> 00:53:09.351 I'm not talking about you, Yogi. I'm talking about this. 00:53:09.769 --> 00:53:12.771 Yeah, it's my pet turtle. He hangs out at the cave all the time. 00:53:13.273 --> 00:53:15.566 True. You know they don't come out of that shell? 00:53:15.734 --> 00:53:18.485 I tried one time to see what one would look like without it. 00:53:18.653 --> 00:53:19.987 But, nope, they're sewn in. 00:53:20.155 --> 00:53:25.367 This is no regular turtle. See the bulging frog-like eyes and the really wide mouth? 00:53:25.535 --> 00:53:27.244 A frog-mouthed turtle? 00:53:27.412 --> 00:53:29.663 Yup, Rafetus swinhoei. 00:53:30.290 --> 00:53:31.707 SMITH: But those are extinct. 00:53:31.875 --> 00:53:34.293 For a hundred years, but apparently one still exists. 00:53:34.461 --> 00:53:38.088 And he lives in there. But they won't let me through the gates to go find him. 00:53:38.256 --> 00:53:41.217 But if Jellystone has an endangered species living in it, then-- 00:53:41.384 --> 00:53:44.220 It has to be protected as a park. That's the law. 00:53:44.387 --> 00:53:46.722 That turtle can save this park. 00:53:46.890 --> 00:53:50.100 Now I feel kinda bad about using him as a foot stool. 00:54:01.529 --> 00:54:03.489 CHIEF: You've seen the filmmaker? 00:54:03.657 --> 00:54:05.449 Well, we spoke. About extinct turtles. 00:54:05.659 --> 00:54:08.869 You're telling me there is an extinct turtle living here in the park? 00:54:09.037 --> 00:54:11.330 According to Miss Johnson's film, there is. 00:54:11.498 --> 00:54:12.498 An extinct turtle? 00:54:12.666 --> 00:54:16.835 That's great. Visitors will come from miles around to see an endangered species. 00:54:17.003 --> 00:54:20.339 Yes, they will, and that is great. 00:54:20.507 --> 00:54:22.591 We need to find this turtle. 00:54:22.759 --> 00:54:25.636 Just to keep it safe. Have a vet check it out. The whole deal. 00:54:25.804 --> 00:54:27.972 The sooner we get to him the better. 00:54:28.139 --> 00:54:31.725 Oh, we need a head ranger who's good enough to find it. 00:54:31.893 --> 00:54:34.645 Someone who thinks like a turtle. 00:54:36.856 --> 00:54:38.440 I am that head ranger. 00:54:38.608 --> 00:54:41.694 Well, then why are you still here? 00:54:48.785 --> 00:54:50.202 He's back. 00:54:50.370 --> 00:54:51.662 Come on. 00:54:51.830 --> 00:54:54.707 You need to let us in this park. That turtle needs protection. 00:54:54.874 --> 00:54:57.376 Don't worry about the turtle. We're handling it. 00:54:57.544 --> 00:54:59.753 We'll make sure he's put in a nice zoo. 00:54:59.921 --> 00:55:03.924 No. A turtle that's endangered can't be removed from its natural habitat. 00:55:04.092 --> 00:55:05.259 It's against federal law. 00:55:05.427 --> 00:55:07.886 It is? Wow, I've never heard of that law... 00:55:08.054 --> 00:55:11.932 ...in chapter 4, subsection 6 of the Wildlife Protection Mandate. 00:55:12.726 --> 00:55:15.728 Don't worry, Mr. Ranger, sir. That turtle is safe. 00:55:15.895 --> 00:55:18.480 These people have no idea where my cave is. 00:55:18.648 --> 00:55:20.524 The turtle's in the talking bear's cave. 00:55:20.692 --> 00:55:21.734 JONES [OVER RADIO]: Copy. 00:55:21.901 --> 00:55:24.069 Wow, that backfired. 00:55:25.655 --> 00:55:28.991 Okay. You know what? Fine, 00:55:29.451 --> 00:55:30.909 You win. 00:55:33.580 --> 00:55:34.913 What are you doing? 00:55:35.081 --> 00:55:36.915 I have a plan. 00:55:38.251 --> 00:55:40.461 One of the advantages... 00:55:41.296 --> 00:55:44.173 ...of having lived here since I was a kid... 00:55:44.341 --> 00:55:48.260 ...is I know this park like the back of my hand. 00:55:48.428 --> 00:55:49.678 Let's go! 00:55:50.597 --> 00:55:52.222 Hold on, boys. 00:55:52.390 --> 00:55:54.141 All right. 00:56:13.828 --> 00:56:15.788 Hey, there, little buddy. 00:56:15.955 --> 00:56:17.748 Hello, there. 00:56:19.667 --> 00:56:22.127 Uh-oh. Sorry about that. 00:56:23.797 --> 00:56:26.006 -Mayor Brown. -This had better be good, Jones. 00:56:26.174 --> 00:56:27.508 JONES: I found the turtle. 00:56:27.675 --> 00:56:29.218 He was in Boo Boo's sleeping bag. 00:56:29.386 --> 00:56:31.553 But now I have him secure at the picnic area. 00:56:31.721 --> 00:56:32.971 Jones, you're a hero. 00:56:33.139 --> 00:56:35.682 Sit tight. My chief of staff is on his way to get him. 00:56:35.850 --> 00:56:37.226 Copy that. 00:56:37.394 --> 00:56:39.770 Head Ranger Jones over and out. 00:56:44.401 --> 00:56:45.442 SMITH: He found the turtle. 00:56:45.610 --> 00:56:47.069 Dang it. 00:56:49.823 --> 00:56:52.866 Can't cross those rapids. There's no way to get to him from here. 00:56:53.034 --> 00:56:56.036 Well, there is one way. 00:56:58.081 --> 00:56:59.248 There it is. 00:56:59.416 --> 00:57:00.791 My masterpiece. 00:57:00.959 --> 00:57:04.002 -You really think you can pull this off? -I know I can, sir. 00:57:04.170 --> 00:57:08.173 I'm gonna snatch that basket-type turtle box and fly away like a fuzzy bird. 00:57:09.175 --> 00:57:12.886 And I've got the best copilot a basket-snatching machine could have. 00:57:13.054 --> 00:57:16.557 -I don't know how to fly this thing. -Well, you'll pick it up as we go. 00:57:19.853 --> 00:57:21.395 SMITH: Okay. 00:57:21.563 --> 00:57:24.314 Look, just be careful, okay, Yogi? 00:57:24.482 --> 00:57:25.858 Copy that, ground control. 00:57:26.025 --> 00:57:28.527 Basket-Nabber 2000 ready for takeoff. 00:57:28.695 --> 00:57:30.946 -Flight systems check. Boo Boo? -What? 00:57:31.114 --> 00:57:33.782 -Can you reach the pedals? -If I point my toes. 00:57:33.950 --> 00:57:34.992 Flight systems are go. 00:57:35.535 --> 00:57:38.996 Remember what I told you about flying gliders, Yogi. Don't fight the wind. 00:57:39.164 --> 00:57:43.125 As long as the wind wants me to snatch up that turtle, we'll get along just fine. 00:57:43.293 --> 00:57:45.627 -All right. YOGI: Start pedaling, Boo Boo. 00:57:46.337 --> 00:57:47.546 All right. 00:57:50.300 --> 00:57:52.009 Here goes. 00:57:52.969 --> 00:57:56.221 YOGI: Hold on, Boo Boo. Fasten your seat belt. 00:57:56.389 --> 00:57:57.723 But there isn't one. 00:57:58.433 --> 00:58:00.601 YOGI: Here we go! BOO BOO: Oh, Yogi! 00:58:05.690 --> 00:58:07.232 The wind should carry you south! 00:58:07.692 --> 00:58:09.067 We'll meet you there! 00:58:09.235 --> 00:58:10.819 Take your time, Mr. Ranger. 00:58:10.987 --> 00:58:13.113 This machine is equipped with landing gear. 00:58:13.281 --> 00:58:15.741 We'll touch down as soft as a feather. 00:58:20.914 --> 00:58:21.914 Whoops. 00:58:32.509 --> 00:58:34.301 This is your captain speaking. 00:58:34.469 --> 00:58:37.346 We'll reach our turtle target in about two minutes. 00:58:37.514 --> 00:58:40.891 So let's go ahead and start the beverage service. 00:58:44.145 --> 00:58:46.063 -Yogi, look out. -Aah! 00:58:46.523 --> 00:58:48.482 -Trees! -Yes, trees! 00:58:48.650 --> 00:58:50.526 [BOTH SCREAMING] 00:58:50.693 --> 00:58:52.402 I got it. I got it. 00:58:52.946 --> 00:58:53.987 I got it. 00:58:54.155 --> 00:58:55.864 I don't got it! 00:58:56.032 --> 00:58:57.199 BOO BOO: Pull up. 00:58:57.367 --> 00:58:58.909 -Hey! -Pull up! 00:59:04.040 --> 00:59:05.874 You did it, Yogi. 00:59:06.793 --> 00:59:08.919 Oh. Yeah. 00:59:09.420 --> 00:59:12.965 Ha-ha-ha. Great job, Jones. I'll get this guy to the city zoo. 00:59:13.466 --> 00:59:14.508 -The city zoo? -Yep. 00:59:14.676 --> 00:59:16.885 They got a nice spot ready in the reptile house. 00:59:17.053 --> 00:59:19.137 The city zoo doesn't have a reptile house. 00:59:19.305 --> 00:59:20.806 They're building one. 00:59:21.140 --> 00:59:23.350 -Who is? -Builders. 00:59:23.518 --> 00:59:25.435 Sure you're trying to protect the turtle? 00:59:25.603 --> 00:59:27.646 Yeah, we love turtles. 00:59:27.814 --> 00:59:32.109 Then you won't mind if I hold onto him until I notify the Wildlife Federation, right? 00:59:32.277 --> 00:59:36.613 All right. You're gonna find this out in a few hours anyway, so I might as well tell you. 00:59:37.115 --> 00:59:39.992 We gotta lose this turtle to sell logging rights to the park. 00:59:40.159 --> 00:59:41.827 Logging? The whole park? 00:59:41.995 --> 00:59:45.080 Yeah, but who cares? It's still a park, just without trees. 00:59:45.248 --> 00:59:46.290 And they'll grow back. 00:59:46.457 --> 00:59:48.000 Yeah, in like 200 years. 00:59:48.167 --> 00:59:51.128 It doesn't matter. Your career is what matters. 00:59:52.922 --> 00:59:55.882 Ha-ha-ha. Turtle target acquired. 00:59:56.050 --> 00:59:58.093 I need 20 more feet of altitude. 00:59:58.261 --> 00:59:59.845 Engage the hand pedals. 01:00:00.013 --> 01:00:02.389 You couldn't put the hand pedals by you? 01:00:02.557 --> 01:00:04.850 There's a suggestion box behind the seat, Boo Boo. 01:00:05.518 --> 01:00:06.852 [GROANS] 01:00:11.232 --> 01:00:14.151 Wait, you don't want to approach him like that. He's poisonous. 01:00:14.319 --> 01:00:15.360 He's in a basket. 01:00:15.528 --> 01:00:17.321 But he can spit. Poison. 01:00:17.488 --> 01:00:19.865 He'll aim at your eyes. Melt them out of your head. 01:00:20.033 --> 01:00:23.076 -I'm telling you, that turtle is deadly. -What are you looking at? 01:00:23.244 --> 01:00:25.037 -Hook me in, Boo Boo. -Okay. 01:00:25.204 --> 01:00:26.455 And fire! 01:00:28.124 --> 01:00:29.625 Here you go. Huh? 01:00:31.044 --> 01:00:32.669 Yogi, wait! 01:00:32.837 --> 01:00:34.838 Here I come! 01:00:40.637 --> 01:00:41.970 He's going for the turtle. 01:00:45.975 --> 01:00:48.101 -Mind if I borrow this? -Hey! 01:00:48.269 --> 01:00:49.561 [YOGI LAUGHS] 01:00:52.148 --> 01:00:55.150 Look, Boo Boo! We got the turtle! 01:00:55.318 --> 01:00:57.361 Hey, why aren't you in your seat? 01:00:57.820 --> 01:01:00.155 That bear knows how to steal a basket. 01:01:00.323 --> 01:01:03.116 Everybody after that glider now! 01:01:03.284 --> 01:01:05.994 I'm not gonna let a bear make me look bad. 01:01:06.829 --> 01:01:08.080 Been there, buddy. 01:01:08.247 --> 01:01:12.334 We're drifting too far right. I wanna get us outside the park. 01:01:12.502 --> 01:01:14.628 Don't fight the wind, Yogi. 01:01:14.796 --> 01:01:17.047 Remember what Miss Movie Lady said about-- 01:01:19.300 --> 01:01:21.009 Never mind. 01:01:21.177 --> 01:01:23.679 YOGI: Hang on, Boo Boo. -What do we do now? 01:01:23.846 --> 01:01:25.931 Did you check the safety manual? 01:01:27.308 --> 01:01:29.810 It's just a picture of us screaming. 01:01:29.977 --> 01:01:31.978 [BOTH SCREAMING] 01:01:32.730 --> 01:01:34.231 We've got to deject, Boo. 01:01:34.399 --> 01:01:35.732 Don't you mean eject? 01:01:35.900 --> 01:01:39.069 Eject is up. Deject is down. 01:01:39.237 --> 01:01:43.990 In case of emergency your seat can also be used as a flotation device! 01:01:46.119 --> 01:01:47.953 [YOGI LAUGHING] 01:01:53.292 --> 01:01:54.626 [GRUNTING] 01:01:55.586 --> 01:01:58.797 Hey, told you. Nothing to worry about. 01:02:00.299 --> 01:02:02.634 I actually think I wasn't worried enough. 01:02:02.802 --> 01:02:04.886 Let me see how our little passenger is doing. 01:02:05.054 --> 01:02:07.806 Wonder why they call him a frog-mouthed turtle anyway? 01:02:08.391 --> 01:02:09.766 Hey! 01:02:13.646 --> 01:02:14.855 SMITH: Hey, guys, over here! 01:02:16.274 --> 01:02:18.483 Yogi, grab the branch. 01:02:19.485 --> 01:02:21.153 Got you, Mr. Ranger, sir. 01:02:21.320 --> 01:02:23.029 [SMITH AND RACHEL GRUNT] 01:02:25.158 --> 01:02:26.742 -Welcome aboard. SMITH: Yogi. 01:02:26.909 --> 01:02:28.869 We were trying to get you off the raft. 01:02:30.997 --> 01:02:32.289 Yeah, that makes more sense. 01:02:32.457 --> 01:02:34.332 You guys did it. You saved him. 01:02:34.500 --> 01:02:35.542 [CAR HORN HONKS] 01:02:35.710 --> 01:02:37.085 Oh, no. 01:02:39.964 --> 01:02:41.548 They're gonna catch us downstream. 01:02:41.716 --> 01:02:43.091 I'm on it. 01:02:43.259 --> 01:02:45.051 No, Yogi, don't. 01:02:47.805 --> 01:02:50.932 Problem solved. They can't catch us now. 01:02:51.100 --> 01:02:54.770 Yeah, because now we are headed straight for the Jelly jarring Rapids. 01:02:55.021 --> 01:02:56.021 [GRUNTS] 01:02:56.189 --> 01:02:58.440 -Grab a paddle. -Tuck your head in, little buddy. 01:03:00.359 --> 01:03:01.526 Brace yourselves. 01:03:01.694 --> 01:03:03.195 Oh, come on, turtle. 01:03:03.362 --> 01:03:08.200 Don't worry, I put safety belts in this raft for just such an occasion. 01:03:08.367 --> 01:03:10.160 You better hang on. Mr. Ranger said-- 01:03:10.328 --> 01:03:11.870 YOGI: We're gonna be fine, Boo Boo. 01:03:12.038 --> 01:03:15.207 Just sit back and let Mother Nature carry us to-- 01:03:15.374 --> 01:03:17.375 [ALL SCREAMING] 01:03:18.795 --> 01:03:21.546 I think Mother Nature's kind of cranky today. 01:03:42.068 --> 01:03:44.110 You okay, Yogi? 01:03:44.278 --> 01:03:45.320 Fine! 01:03:46.113 --> 01:03:47.405 Turtle! 01:03:49.200 --> 01:03:52.077 YOGI: Who's that? I can't see. 01:03:54.247 --> 01:03:56.081 Come here, turtle. 01:03:56.249 --> 01:03:57.916 -Got him. SMITH: Good work, Boo Boo. 01:03:58.084 --> 01:03:59.459 We made it through the rapids. 01:03:59.627 --> 01:04:02.462 Yeah, but that means the falls are just up ahead. 01:04:03.130 --> 01:04:04.464 Hold on! 01:04:06.217 --> 01:04:08.593 [SCREAMING] 01:04:21.190 --> 01:04:24.109 Yogi. Yogi. 01:04:31.367 --> 01:04:33.952 Now who says there are no rides at Jellystone? 01:04:34.120 --> 01:04:37.372 Yeah, you've definitely got the thrill part down. 01:04:41.085 --> 01:04:44.504 ANNOUNCER: Please, take your seats. The press conference is about to begin. 01:04:44.672 --> 01:04:47.674 That's over a mile away. We're never gonna make that in time. 01:04:48.843 --> 01:04:50.594 [ALL GASP] 01:04:51.137 --> 01:04:53.597 -Ranger Jones? -I messed up pretty bad, sir. 01:04:53.764 --> 01:04:55.974 -I know. It's okay. -I wanted to be head ranger. 01:04:56.142 --> 01:05:00.020 Because you're a good head ranger and I value leadership. I have a merit badge-- 01:05:00.187 --> 01:05:02.314 Can we talk later? We're pressed for time. 01:05:02.481 --> 01:05:03.815 Yes. Get in. 01:05:06.485 --> 01:05:07.986 [SIREN WAILING] 01:05:08.154 --> 01:05:10.697 YOGI: Boo Boo! Boo Boo! Wait up! 01:05:17.330 --> 01:05:18.872 SMITH: Well, well. 01:05:20.082 --> 01:05:21.291 Guess who we found. 01:05:21.459 --> 01:05:24.461 Starts with T and ends with a-- "Urtle"? 01:05:24.629 --> 01:05:26.254 It's over. Call off the logging. 01:05:26.422 --> 01:05:30.216 The law says this park is now a protected nature preserve. 01:05:30.384 --> 01:05:33.219 You think I care about what the law says? 01:05:33.679 --> 01:05:36.932 Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle"? 01:05:37.099 --> 01:05:39.809 Or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? 01:05:39.977 --> 01:05:42.187 I care about power, you pinheads! 01:05:42.355 --> 01:05:43.563 And I'm gonna get it. 01:05:43.731 --> 01:05:45.815 Nobody knows this turtle exists. 01:05:45.983 --> 01:05:48.777 And nobody ever will. 01:05:51.364 --> 01:05:52.530 You found the turtle. 01:05:53.449 --> 01:05:56.493 Get this thing out of here before anybody else sees it. 01:05:57.995 --> 01:05:59.621 -Rachel! -Oh! 01:06:01.874 --> 01:06:03.375 Yogi! 01:06:05.544 --> 01:06:06.962 BOO BOO: Yogi, here! 01:06:09.840 --> 01:06:11.341 Thank you. 01:06:11.842 --> 01:06:14.386 -Yogi. -I'm sorry. He was open. 01:06:14.553 --> 01:06:15.887 Ha, ha. 01:06:17.181 --> 01:06:20.976 Now if you'll excuse me, I have a press conference. 01:06:23.562 --> 01:06:25.230 I can still tell them what you did. 01:06:25.398 --> 01:06:29.109 Oh, yeah? Without that turtle or a scrap of evidence, go right ahead. 01:06:30.486 --> 01:06:33.154 Well, you might as well tell them Bigfoot is here. Ha-ha-ha. 01:06:33.656 --> 01:06:36.366 And do yourself a favor, there, ranger. 01:06:36.534 --> 01:06:38.243 Try to keep your dignity. 01:06:38.411 --> 01:06:39.869 It's all you have left. 01:06:43.416 --> 01:06:46.584 You know what? I'm taking care of this thing myself this time. 01:06:46.752 --> 01:06:49.587 That's the only way to make sure the job is done right. 01:06:49.755 --> 01:06:52.173 But that's why I'm the mayor's right-hand man, right? 01:06:52.341 --> 01:06:56.261 Because I don't make mistakes. 01:06:58.472 --> 01:07:00.181 Hey, you know, people are wondering: 01:07:00.349 --> 01:07:02.767 "Why should I vote for Mayor Brown to be governor?" 01:07:02.935 --> 01:07:04.310 Well, how about this: 01:07:04.478 --> 01:07:09.149 Mayor Brown just turned the city's budget from a deficit into a surplus! 01:07:10.151 --> 01:07:15.864 And put $1 000 into the pocket of every citizen of this city! 01:07:18.993 --> 01:07:22.871 Now before I sign the paperwork that will save the city... 01:07:23.039 --> 01:07:28.334 ...why don't you all take a look at my first campaign ad for governor? 01:07:29.211 --> 01:07:32.589 ANNOUNCER: Mayor Brown, the right choice for governor. 01:07:32.757 --> 01:07:36.051 We're out of time. Must be something we can do. Anybody have any ideas? 01:07:36.218 --> 01:07:39.554 Well, I guess this is going to be a pretty sad documentary, huh? 01:07:41.682 --> 01:07:43.183 Are you--? Is he still filming? 01:07:43.350 --> 01:07:46.102 I needed more footage, so I told him to keep it rolling. 01:07:46.270 --> 01:07:49.314 I can plug that into the video feed right up there. 01:07:49.982 --> 01:07:52.317 I just need a way to distract the guards. 01:07:52.485 --> 01:07:55.737 I think we can take care of that. 01:07:55.905 --> 01:07:57.822 ANNOUNCER: He supports public safety. 01:07:57.990 --> 01:08:00.325 [JOURNEY'S "DON'T STOP BELIEVING" PLAYING ON TV] 01:08:01.118 --> 01:08:03.453 All right, hurry up, people. Focus. 01:08:03.621 --> 01:08:05.955 Let's go save those orphans. 01:08:06.123 --> 01:08:07.957 YOGI: Hey, hey, hey, check this out! 01:08:08.125 --> 01:08:10.210 -Kick it, Boo Boo. -Kicking it. 01:08:10.377 --> 01:08:12.629 Don't stop believing 01:08:12.797 --> 01:08:14.756 [LAUGHING] 01:08:14.924 --> 01:08:16.800 Hold on to that feeling 01:08:16.967 --> 01:08:19.177 ANNOUNCER: He's tough on crime. 01:08:19.887 --> 01:08:21.262 [SHOUTS] 01:08:24.183 --> 01:08:27.977 Hey, hey, hey, look at this. Keep your eye on the little bear. Look at the skills. 01:08:29.563 --> 01:08:30.897 Amazing! 01:08:31.107 --> 01:08:32.565 [GRUNTING] 01:08:34.735 --> 01:08:36.569 ANNOUNCER: And here's what Mayor Brown... 01:08:36.737 --> 01:08:40.240 ...proudly has to say about protecting our natural resources. 01:08:40.407 --> 01:08:41.574 [MUSIC STOPS] 01:08:41.742 --> 01:08:44.327 You think I care about what the law says? 01:08:44.912 --> 01:08:47.413 Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle"? 01:08:47.581 --> 01:08:50.667 -Some stupid park for families to picnic in? -No. No. 01:08:50.835 --> 01:08:54.254 No. I care about power, you pinheads! 01:08:54.421 --> 01:08:55.713 Oh, boy. 01:08:55.881 --> 01:08:57.715 Nobody knows this turtle exists. 01:08:57.883 --> 01:08:59.634 And nobody ever will. 01:08:59.802 --> 01:09:01.136 [BOOING AND JEERING] 01:09:01.387 --> 01:09:03.388 [LAUGHING] 01:09:04.390 --> 01:09:07.809 There's about to be a riot out there. I need you out front. 01:09:08.894 --> 01:09:10.478 [GRUNTS] 01:09:11.397 --> 01:09:16.151 Okay. No. Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Please, please, please. That was not real. 01:09:16.318 --> 01:09:21.072 Trust me, there is no such thing as a frog-mouthed turtle. 01:09:22.408 --> 01:09:24.409 He's right next to me, isn't he? 01:09:24.577 --> 01:09:26.035 Okay. 01:09:28.914 --> 01:09:31.040 -We did it, Yogi! -Up high, Boo Boo! 01:09:32.710 --> 01:09:35.837 -All right! JONES: We got it! Yogi! 01:09:36.005 --> 01:09:37.589 All right, and now.... 01:09:38.591 --> 01:09:39.757 Miss Moviemaker Lady. 01:09:41.927 --> 01:09:43.469 SMITH: Hey, we did it. 01:09:43.637 --> 01:09:45.305 [LAUGHING] 01:09:45.472 --> 01:09:46.681 Hey, Mr. Ranger! 01:09:46.849 --> 01:09:48.600 RACHEL: Come on, Boo Boo. -Okay. 01:09:50.269 --> 01:09:51.436 I was wrong, Yogi. 01:09:51.604 --> 01:09:54.063 I say from here on, we just be proud of who we are... 01:09:54.231 --> 01:09:57.317 ...and fight for the things we're passionate about, like this park. 01:09:58.027 --> 01:09:59.068 And Rachel. 01:09:59.236 --> 01:10:01.196 And pic-a-nic baskets? 01:10:01.989 --> 01:10:03.865 And pic-a-nic baskets. 01:10:04.366 --> 01:10:06.701 -Aw, come here! -No, you don't have to-- 01:10:10.039 --> 01:10:12.040 Okay. All right, that's-- 01:10:12.458 --> 01:10:14.250 I'm good. 01:10:14.418 --> 01:10:15.710 [CROWD CHATTERING] 01:10:15.878 --> 01:10:19.255 RACHEL: Here you go, Boo Boo. Take good care of him. 01:10:19.423 --> 01:10:21.633 Hey, there, buddy. 01:10:21.800 --> 01:10:25.595 No, no, no, I never took a kickback on anything in my entire career. 01:10:25.763 --> 01:10:27.597 No one loves turtles more than I do. 01:10:27.765 --> 01:10:30.808 And nature in general. I love trees. 01:10:31.268 --> 01:10:32.435 Oh, no, you don't! 01:10:32.603 --> 01:10:34.145 [GROWLS] 01:10:36.941 --> 01:10:37.982 Gorilla? 01:10:38.150 --> 01:10:39.984 Himalayan snow leopard. 01:10:40.653 --> 01:10:41.986 Huh. 01:10:50.204 --> 01:10:54.165 Welcome to Jellystone, home of the frog-mouthed turtle. And brochures. 01:10:54.333 --> 01:10:56.209 I'm Ranger Jones. 01:10:56.377 --> 01:10:59.671 NARRATOR: Ah, yes, Jellystone Park. 01:10:59.838 --> 01:11:02.507 A wonderful little piece of paradise. 01:11:02.675 --> 01:11:06.678 Where families come and soak up the tranquility of nature. 01:11:07.805 --> 01:11:08.888 It's a place that-- 01:11:09.056 --> 01:11:10.098 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 01:11:10.266 --> 01:11:11.808 Huh? 01:11:13.477 --> 01:11:15.019 Never mind. 01:11:15.688 --> 01:11:16.854 MAN: Hey, hey, hey! 01:11:21.694 --> 01:11:23.695 [CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 01:11:26.198 --> 01:11:27.949 Hi. Welcome. 01:11:30.536 --> 01:11:34.247 Well, I am certainly glad that you are gonna be staying in Jellystone for a while. 01:11:34.415 --> 01:11:36.541 And what animal will you be observing? 01:11:36.709 --> 01:11:41.546 Well, I thought I would observe the courting rituals of... 01:11:41.714 --> 01:11:43.381 ...the American ranger. 01:11:43.549 --> 01:11:47.635 I happen to hear the American ranger is a very charming... 01:11:47.803 --> 01:11:49.470 ...intelligent, attractive species. 01:11:49.638 --> 01:11:51.222 One that always keeps his cool. 01:11:51.390 --> 01:11:54.976 Even when basket-stealing bears push his buttons? 01:11:55.144 --> 01:11:57.603 Listen, Yogi will be Yogi. 01:11:57.771 --> 01:12:00.732 And I'm just not gonna let it bother me anymore. 01:12:00.899 --> 01:12:02.608 Besides... 01:12:03.485 --> 01:12:05.820 ...I have more important things to focus on. 01:12:07.573 --> 01:12:08.781 Oh.... 01:12:08.949 --> 01:12:10.491 [LAUGHING] 01:12:11.618 --> 01:12:13.036 I.... 01:12:15.622 --> 01:12:18.499 Let's-- Let's try that again. 01:12:22.838 --> 01:12:24.839 [HORN HONKING] 01:12:25.132 --> 01:12:26.507 [GASPING] 01:12:26.675 --> 01:12:28.092 Afternoon, Mr. Ranger, sir! 01:12:28.260 --> 01:12:30.678 Hi, Miss Movie Lady! 01:12:33.307 --> 01:12:35.099 [BARKING] 01:12:39.063 --> 01:12:41.773 Yogi! 01:12:43.442 --> 01:12:45.360 I love this place. 01:12:46.904 --> 01:12:49.906 SMITH: Yogi! 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