WEBVTT 00:00:00.657 --> 00:00:30.993 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:31.657 --> 00:00:34.993 The year was 1891. 00:00:35.160 --> 00:00:37.537 Storm clouds were brewing over Europe. 00:00:39.164 --> 00:00:42.459 France and Germany were at each other's throats... 00:00:42.626 --> 00:00:45.545 ...the result of a series of bombings 00:00:47.256 --> 00:00:49.758 Some said it was Nationalists... 00:00:50.259 --> 00:00:52.386 others, the anarchists 00:00:52.552 --> 00:00:54.554 But as usual... 00:00:55.055 --> 00:00:58.475 ...my friend Sherlock Holmes... 00:00:58.642 --> 00:01:00.727 ...had a different theory entirely. 00:01:07.651 --> 00:01:10.862 Bombing in Strasbourg! Read all about it! 00:01:11.613 --> 00:01:13.490 - Thank you. - Anarchists suspected... 00:01:13.657 --> 00:01:16.118 ...in Strasbourg bombing! 00:01:25.877 --> 00:01:28.422 Bombing in Strasbourg! 00:02:02.331 --> 00:02:05.334 When did you start working for the postal service? 00:02:07.085 --> 00:02:08.503 That was you back there. 00:02:08.670 --> 00:02:11.298 Shame your activities have landed you in the gutter. 00:02:11.465 --> 00:02:14.593 A curious parcel. Who's the intended recipient? 00:02:14.760 --> 00:02:16.845 Why don't we discuss that over dinner tonight? 00:02:17.012 --> 00:02:19.056 - I'm free for lunch. - Hmm. I'm not. 00:02:19.222 --> 00:02:21.725 How about the Savoy, 8:00? 00:02:21.892 --> 00:02:22.934 - Splendid. - Hmm. 00:02:23.101 --> 00:02:24.811 And will you be coming as yourself? 00:02:24.978 --> 00:02:27.230 Most likely. 00:02:27.939 --> 00:02:30.650 Three men have been following you for the last half mile... 00:02:30.776 --> 00:02:32.819 ...their motives highly unsavory. 00:02:35.614 --> 00:02:37.115 No. 00:02:45.290 --> 00:02:49.002 Oh, and, by the way, they're not pursuing me, they're escorting me. 00:02:49.169 --> 00:02:53.173 And instead of three, there seems to be, uh, four. 00:02:53.340 --> 00:02:54.383 Heh. 00:02:56.176 --> 00:02:57.677 Steady hands with that, Irene. 00:02:57.844 --> 00:03:00.847 Oh, I don't think it's my hands you have to worry about. 00:03:01.014 --> 00:03:04.017 Be careful with the face, boys. We do have a dinner date tonight. 00:03:04.518 --> 00:03:05.602 Don't fill up on bread. 00:03:31.169 --> 00:03:32.421 I forgot the rest. 00:03:36.550 --> 00:03:37.801 Oh, it's coming back now. 00:03:58.655 --> 00:04:00.115 Aah! 00:04:00.949 --> 00:04:02.325 Aah! 00:04:07.747 --> 00:04:08.915 Peelers! 00:05:16.983 --> 00:05:20.987 We now come to Lot 34... 00:05:21.196 --> 00:05:26.034 ...Egyptian sarcophagus of outstanding provenance... 00:05:26.159 --> 00:05:28.161 ...retrieved from the Valley of the Kings. 00:05:28.328 --> 00:05:30.580 Your payment, doctor. He sends his thanks. 00:05:30.747 --> 00:05:33.333 Who will bid 100 pounds? 00:05:33.833 --> 00:05:35.627 One hundred. Thank you, sir. 00:05:37.462 --> 00:05:40.173 Please, give this to him. He's expecting it. 00:05:40.757 --> 00:05:44.177 Tell him our friend thinks I delivered it to his sister. 00:05:49.474 --> 00:05:51.685 Uh... Stay... 00:05:51.851 --> 00:05:53.728 ...while I check the contents. 00:05:54.938 --> 00:05:57.357 I was assured full payment would be there. 00:05:57.524 --> 00:06:00.318 Yes, but assured by whom? 00:06:00.735 --> 00:06:02.195 Have you ever met him in person? 00:06:03.863 --> 00:06:05.782 Or like me, have you been...? 00:06:06.700 --> 00:06:08.868 Hold it, hold it. Please, don't move it. 00:06:09.411 --> 00:06:12.706 Judging from size and weight, it's not the payment you were expecting. 00:06:13.456 --> 00:06:15.834 I'd wager the contents are rather more incendiary. 00:06:16.001 --> 00:06:18.336 - Who is this? - It's... 00:06:18.503 --> 00:06:19.546 Hello, darling. 00:06:25.051 --> 00:06:29.055 Oh, dear. I told you not to move it. It seems a secondary charge has been activated. 00:06:29.222 --> 00:06:32.309 Sweet thing, I might need your help in the disposal of this parcel. 00:06:32.475 --> 00:06:37.230 One thousand six hundred, 1700, 1800. 00:06:37.397 --> 00:06:39.357 - Well, good luck. - One million pounds. 00:06:42.152 --> 00:06:44.571 Oh, and by the way, fire. 00:06:44.738 --> 00:06:45.947 Fire! 00:06:51.661 --> 00:06:53.538 Leave my side, you'll be dead in an hour. 00:06:53.705 --> 00:06:55.248 And don't be late for dinner. 00:06:55.415 --> 00:06:58.543 My schedule will be quite tight because of these activities here. 00:06:58.710 --> 00:07:02.422 - I've never been late in my life, only early. - Fashionably. 00:07:03.089 --> 00:07:04.424 Mm. Mm-mm. Mm! 00:07:04.591 --> 00:07:07.385 Very witty. So confident, even in retreat. 00:07:07.552 --> 00:07:10.680 I'll hold onto that. We'll read it together over an aperitif. 00:07:10.847 --> 00:07:14.351 Fine. Dinner and a show. 00:07:18.271 --> 00:07:21.107 Stay. Trust me. This is what I do for a living. 00:07:23.026 --> 00:07:25.779 Herr Hoffmanstahl, you should count yourself lucky. 00:07:26.279 --> 00:07:30.617 This faceless man with whom you find yourself in business is no ordinary criminal. 00:07:30.784 --> 00:07:35.455 He's the Napoleon of crime. Fortunately, you now have me as an ally. 00:07:35.622 --> 00:07:38.875 I'm a consulting detective of some repute. 00:07:39.042 --> 00:07:41.753 Perhaps you've heard of me? My name is Sherlock... 00:07:44.631 --> 00:07:45.674 ...Holmes. 00:07:45.840 --> 00:07:46.883 Hyah! 00:08:30.844 --> 00:08:33.346 A fresh pot of tea. Thank you, George. 00:08:33.513 --> 00:08:35.306 Yes, Miss Adler. 00:08:37.058 --> 00:08:39.769 Fine choice, this place. 00:08:41.438 --> 00:08:42.981 Do you have the letter? 00:08:44.023 --> 00:08:45.150 It was taken. 00:08:45.984 --> 00:08:49.154 Taken? Now, that is unfortunate. 00:08:52.031 --> 00:08:55.201 During the chaos created by your package. 00:08:55.368 --> 00:08:56.411 Thank you. 00:08:59.038 --> 00:09:03.084 Perhaps if you had shared your plans. 00:09:03.543 --> 00:09:06.504 You wish to know my plans now, do you? 00:09:06.671 --> 00:09:10.133 Did you imagine, Miss Adler, that something would happen to you? 00:09:10.300 --> 00:09:13.178 Is that why you chose to meet here in a public place? 00:09:13.303 --> 00:09:14.554 Your favorite restaurant? 00:09:46.795 --> 00:09:49.005 I don't blame you. 00:09:50.381 --> 00:09:52.675 I blame myself. 00:09:53.384 --> 00:09:58.598 It's been apparent to me for some time that you had succumbed to your feelings for him. 00:10:00.099 --> 00:10:05.438 And this isn't the first occasion Mr. Holmes has inconvenienced me in recent months. 00:10:06.231 --> 00:10:08.149 The question is... 00:10:09.067 --> 00:10:11.778 ...what to do about it. 00:10:16.783 --> 00:10:21.579 But that's my problem to solve now. 00:10:25.375 --> 00:10:27.794 I no longer require your services. 00:11:57.759 --> 00:11:59.510 Mrs. Hudson? 00:12:00.929 --> 00:12:03.431 Oh, Mrs. Hudson? 00:12:05.892 --> 00:12:08.144 Holmes, you in there? 00:12:15.902 --> 00:12:18.154 Your hedge needs trimming. 00:12:20.740 --> 00:12:23.242 HOLMES Where am I? 00:12:23.409 --> 00:12:26.245 I don't care where you are as long as you're ready. 00:12:30.166 --> 00:12:32.335 I'm waiting. 00:12:36.255 --> 00:12:37.715 I'm not gonna play this game. 00:12:38.800 --> 00:12:42.136 Remember, I have to catch the last... 00:12:46.391 --> 00:12:48.184 - ...train. Uh-oh. 00:12:48.351 --> 00:12:51.354 - That's you dead, I'm afraid. - You win. 00:12:53.356 --> 00:12:57.235 I lose. Game over. 00:12:58.820 --> 00:13:01.114 Still don't see me? 00:13:10.790 --> 00:13:12.959 I'm not going out with you dressed like that. 00:13:14.794 --> 00:13:17.380 Would you prefer I joined you in the fashion faux pas... 00:13:17.547 --> 00:13:20.758 ...of wearing fine military dress with that heinous handmade scarf... 00:13:20.925 --> 00:13:23.302 ...clearly one of your fiancée's early efforts? 00:13:23.970 --> 00:13:25.638 Oh, how I've missed you, Holmes. 00:13:25.805 --> 00:13:28.391 Have you? Why? 00:13:29.017 --> 00:13:32.437 I've barely noticed your absence. Then again, I'm knee-deep in research. 00:13:32.603 --> 00:13:35.440 Extracting fluids from the adrenal glands of sheep... 00:13:35.606 --> 00:13:38.317 ...and designing my own urban camouflage... 00:13:38.484 --> 00:13:41.029 ...all the while verging on a decisive breakthrough... 00:13:41.195 --> 00:13:45.491 ...in the single most important case of my career, perhaps of all time. 00:13:47.660 --> 00:13:48.911 Mrs. Hudson, how are you? 00:13:49.078 --> 00:13:53.041 Oh. I'm so pleased to see you, doctor. Thank you for inviting me tomorrow. 00:13:53.207 --> 00:13:55.835 And thank you for looking after Gladstone. 00:13:56.002 --> 00:14:01.966 Dear, dear sickly-sweet Nanny, might I have a word? 00:14:03.301 --> 00:14:06.679 Yummy. Feed the snake, woman. 00:14:07.013 --> 00:14:08.931 You feed it. 00:14:09.849 --> 00:14:12.518 Touchy, touchy. 00:14:13.853 --> 00:14:16.230 Doctor, you must get him to a sanatorium. 00:14:16.481 --> 00:14:19.525 He's been on a diet of coffee, tobacco, and coca leaves. 00:14:19.984 --> 00:14:23.821 He never sleeps. I hear multiple voices as if he's rehearsing a play. 00:14:25.364 --> 00:14:27.033 Leave him to me. 00:14:27.200 --> 00:14:29.827 Don't you have a goat that needs worming? 00:14:29.994 --> 00:14:32.455 Oh, how kind of you to remind me. 00:14:32.622 --> 00:14:36.626 So much to look forward to. What would I do without you? 00:14:37.710 --> 00:14:39.796 Good luck with your patient, doctor. 00:14:40.880 --> 00:14:42.048 Why are you here? 00:14:43.299 --> 00:14:45.301 I'm getting married tomorrow. 00:14:46.719 --> 00:14:48.554 Oh! Embrace me. 00:14:49.764 --> 00:14:51.641 Watson's getting married. 00:14:51.808 --> 00:14:55.186 - You've lost a few pounds, Holmes. - Yes, and you've picked them up. 00:14:55.353 --> 00:14:58.397 - Noshing on Mary's muffins, no doubt. - Ha. 00:14:58.564 --> 00:15:01.400 Pour us a brandy. The stag party has begun. 00:15:02.860 --> 00:15:05.738 It is our last adventure, Watson. 00:15:05.905 --> 00:15:07.990 I intend to make the most of it. 00:15:19.585 --> 00:15:21.921 I see you've made good use of my old office. 00:15:22.088 --> 00:15:25.091 - Do you like my spider's web? - Is that what you call it? 00:15:25.258 --> 00:15:26.717 Follow that strand. 00:15:28.094 --> 00:15:32.431 What do a scandal involving an Indian cotton tycoon... 00:15:32.598 --> 00:15:34.725 ...the overdose of a Chinese opium trader... 00:15:34.892 --> 00:15:36.894 ...bombings in Strasbourg and Vienna... 00:15:37.061 --> 00:15:40.523 ...and the death of a steel magnate in America all have in common? 00:15:42.441 --> 00:15:48.114 Well, according to your diorama, Professor James Moriarty. 00:15:48.281 --> 00:15:49.323 Indeed. 00:15:50.199 --> 00:15:54.579 Mathematical genius. Celebrated author and lecturer. 00:15:54.745 --> 00:15:56.330 Boxing champion at Cambridge... 00:15:56.497 --> 00:15:59.458 ...where he made friends with our current prime minister. 00:15:59.625 --> 00:16:02.295 Do you have any evidence to substantiate your claim? 00:16:06.090 --> 00:16:08.426 This. Now do you see? 00:16:10.469 --> 00:16:12.805 Dr. Hoffmanstahl's death? - Yes. 00:16:12.972 --> 00:16:15.308 I've heard you speak of him, extolling his virtues. 00:16:15.474 --> 00:16:19.270 Hoffmanstahl was at the forefront of medical innovations, a true pioneer. 00:16:19.437 --> 00:16:22.982 Just the other day, I averted an explosion that was intended for him. 00:16:24.150 --> 00:16:26.235 Says here he died of a heart attack. 00:16:26.444 --> 00:16:30.823 Has all my instruction been for naught? You read the official statement and believe it. 00:16:30.990 --> 00:16:33.326 It's a game, dear man, a shadowy game. 00:16:33.492 --> 00:16:37.413 We're playing cat and mouse, the professor and I. Cloak and dagger. 00:16:38.039 --> 00:16:39.582 I thought it was spider and fly? 00:16:41.000 --> 00:16:42.793 I'm not a fly, I'm a cat. 00:16:42.960 --> 00:16:45.213 Not a mouse, but a dagger. 00:16:45.379 --> 00:16:46.839 You're drinking embalming fluid. 00:16:47.715 --> 00:16:50.676 Ooh. Yes. Care for a drop? 00:16:51.135 --> 00:16:52.178 You do seem... 00:16:52.345 --> 00:16:53.387 - Excited? - Manic. 00:16:53.554 --> 00:16:54.597 - I am. - Verging on... 00:16:54.764 --> 00:16:56.182 - Ecstatic? - Psychotic. 00:16:57.975 --> 00:17:01.103 - Should've brought a sedative. - I'll give my life to see his demise. 00:17:01.270 --> 00:17:05.524 He must be stopped before his evil machinations come to a crescendo. 00:17:05.691 --> 00:17:07.026 And how will he do all this? 00:17:07.193 --> 00:17:10.988 Don't be a dingy bird. Bad people do bad things because they can. 00:17:11.155 --> 00:17:15.201 No one, not the victims, the police, the governments, not anyone... 00:17:15.368 --> 00:17:18.037 - Except the great Sherlock Holmes... - Correct. 00:17:18.204 --> 00:17:20.539 - ...on this diet, will work it all out. - Right. 00:17:20.706 --> 00:17:23.459 - Or thereabouts. - Thereabouts, not quite there. 00:17:23.876 --> 00:17:25.753 Here's to your good health. 00:17:27.046 --> 00:17:28.714 Dingy bird. 00:17:32.718 --> 00:17:35.304 What have you done to Gladstone now? 00:17:35.471 --> 00:17:39.350 Ricinus communis. The fruit is highly toxic. 00:17:39.517 --> 00:17:40.893 He's barely breathing. 00:17:41.560 --> 00:17:44.021 What an excellent opportunity. 00:17:44.188 --> 00:17:45.356 This may be just the thing. 00:17:46.732 --> 00:17:49.986 Sorry, do you mind terribly if I try my adrenal extract? 00:17:50.152 --> 00:17:52.571 How many times are you going to kill my dog, Holmes? 00:17:55.574 --> 00:17:57.535 Took off like a monkey from a box. 00:17:57.702 --> 00:18:00.329 - Hmm. - I may need one of those in a few hours. 00:18:00.496 --> 00:18:02.081 Consider it a wedding gift. 00:18:03.666 --> 00:18:06.585 Watson, might we use an alternative exit? 00:18:07.712 --> 00:18:10.089 Is there something different about you? 00:18:10.214 --> 00:18:12.258 I'm under observation. 00:18:13.050 --> 00:18:14.343 As you should be. 00:18:14.510 --> 00:18:15.886 You drive. 00:18:19.223 --> 00:18:22.893 Will your beard be with us all night? 00:18:23.060 --> 00:18:26.564 I'll remove it once we're south of Trafalgar Square. 00:18:27.690 --> 00:18:30.276 If you believe Moriarty has you under observation... 00:18:30.443 --> 00:18:32.194 ...isn't this a bit conspicuous? 00:18:32.361 --> 00:18:35.656 It's so overt, it's covert. 00:18:39.327 --> 00:18:42.621 Trafalgar Square. You must be safe by now. 00:18:50.171 --> 00:18:52.923 Why are you looking at me with such concern? 00:18:53.090 --> 00:18:57.720 I'm so very worried. Your vitality's been drained from you. 00:18:58.054 --> 00:19:01.640 - Marriage is the end, I tell you. - I think of it as the beginning. 00:19:01.807 --> 00:19:03.100 - Armageddon. - Rebirth. 00:19:03.267 --> 00:19:04.769 - Restriction. - Structure. 00:19:04.935 --> 00:19:07.605 - Answering to a woman. - Being in a relationship. 00:19:08.272 --> 00:19:12.109 A life in matrimony, the possibility of a family. 00:19:12.276 --> 00:19:13.903 Who wants to die alone? 00:19:14.987 --> 00:19:17.114 We'll have a good old-fashioned romp tonight... 00:19:17.281 --> 00:19:20.785 ...you'll settle down, have a family, and I'll die alone. 00:19:21.243 --> 00:19:23.287 Yes, that's about it. 00:19:25.247 --> 00:19:30.836 Perhaps it's better for one to die alone than to live life in eternal purgatory. 00:19:34.048 --> 00:19:35.674 Anyway... 00:19:40.388 --> 00:19:42.014 Not bad, that. 00:19:42.181 --> 00:19:44.016 So where are we going? 00:19:44.183 --> 00:19:47.812 In the future, there'll be one of those machines in every town in Europe. 00:19:47.978 --> 00:19:50.523 Loitering in the woodshed again, are we, Myccie? 00:19:50.689 --> 00:19:52.858 - Good evening, Sherly. - Well. 00:19:53.025 --> 00:19:55.694 I see your bootmaker is ill, dear brother. 00:19:55.861 --> 00:20:00.032 As I detect that you've recently changed the brand of soap with which you shave. 00:20:00.199 --> 00:20:02.368 The chimney in the front room at Baker Street... 00:20:02.535 --> 00:20:04.370 ...still needs a damn good sweeping up. 00:20:04.537 --> 00:20:08.374 Were you aware that the hackney carriage by which you arrived had a damaged wheel? 00:20:08.541 --> 00:20:11.335 Yes, the left. And it's plain to the meanest intelligence... 00:20:11.502 --> 00:20:14.922 ...that you have recently acquired a new bow for your violin. 00:20:15.089 --> 00:20:16.799 Same bow, new strings. 00:20:16.924 --> 00:20:20.344 And may I deduce, Mycroft...? Good evening, by the way. 00:20:20.511 --> 00:20:21.720 No. 00:20:22.721 --> 00:20:24.807 - He doesn't. - May I deduce that you... 00:20:24.974 --> 00:20:30.146 ...who rarely strays from the path that runs from your home to the Diogenes Club... 00:20:30.312 --> 00:20:33.899 ...and never on a Monday when they serve your favorite potted shrimps... 00:20:34.066 --> 00:20:39.029 ...must be here for some far more important reason than my stag party? 00:20:39.864 --> 00:20:45.077 You know, he's nothing like as slow-witted as you'd been leading me to believe, Sherly. 00:20:45.244 --> 00:20:46.996 No, you're quite right, Dr. Watson... 00:20:47.163 --> 00:20:52.334 ...but with all the conflict in Europe at the moment, the whole situation could... 00:20:52.501 --> 00:20:54.670 Excuse me.... suddenly erupt. 00:20:54.837 --> 00:20:58.757 I am here to avoid a dire catastrophe. 00:20:58.883 --> 00:21:02.595 If the concerns of two nations... 00:21:02.761 --> 00:21:04.722 ...which shall remain nameless... 00:21:04.889 --> 00:21:09.268 ...but I can tell you they speak French and German... 00:21:09.435 --> 00:21:12.938 ...are not dealt with tonight, I shall be forced to go to Switzerland... 00:21:13.105 --> 00:21:16.484 ...to attend the ghastly peace summit in Reichenbach. 00:21:16.609 --> 00:21:18.944 The worst thing about Switzerland is the altitude. 00:21:19.111 --> 00:21:21.405 It gives me nosebleeds, exacerbates my asthma-1... 00:21:21.572 --> 00:21:24.867 I'm so glad you invited your brother. 00:21:40.341 --> 00:21:41.425 This looks promising. 00:21:41.800 --> 00:21:43.886 And your poison of choice, gentlemen? 00:21:44.053 --> 00:21:46.722 We'll start with the champagne. We may need several more chairs. 00:21:46.847 --> 00:21:48.891 Perhaps a good cigar. 00:21:49.642 --> 00:21:52.645 And don't bother with the chairs. 00:21:53.771 --> 00:21:55.481 What is it your brother does exactly? 00:21:55.648 --> 00:21:58.484 He's the keeper of the broom cupboard of state. 00:21:58.651 --> 00:22:00.361 No ambition, no energy... 00:22:00.527 --> 00:22:04.323 ...yet I'm repeatedly told that he's indispensable to the British government... 00:22:04.490 --> 00:22:06.116 ...particularly the Foreign Office. 00:22:06.283 --> 00:22:08.994 - I would like to propose a toast. - Really? 00:22:09.161 --> 00:22:12.206 To my dear friend, Dr. John... 00:22:12.998 --> 00:22:16.752 ...um, Hamish Watson... 00:22:16.919 --> 00:22:17.962 I'm right here. 00:22:18.128 --> 00:22:21.674 ...On the eve of his wedding. He... 00:22:23.759 --> 00:22:25.261 ...has been the best companion. 00:22:25.427 --> 00:22:28.138 Shouldn't we be waiting for the boys from my rugby club? 00:22:28.305 --> 00:22:30.724 He has always kept us... They couldn't attend. 00:22:30.891 --> 00:22:32.851 ...flat-footed on the ground. 00:22:32.977 --> 00:22:35.104 All of them? Hmm. The chaps from my medical school? 00:22:35.271 --> 00:22:37.356 - They declined. - The lads from the regiment? 00:22:37.523 --> 00:22:41.193 - No man's better worth having at your side... - Who is it you're looking for? 00:22:41.318 --> 00:22:43.988 Because I don't know a single damn person here, do I? 00:22:44.154 --> 00:22:46.699 There's no need for hysterics. You know me and Mycroft. 00:22:46.865 --> 00:22:50.035 - Don't be a ponce, Watson. - Ponce? 00:22:50.953 --> 00:22:54.373 You completely forgot about my stag party, didn't you? 00:22:56.542 --> 00:22:59.211 - Why are we here? - Your very good health, doctor. 00:22:59.378 --> 00:23:01.505 Shame none of your friends could make it. 00:23:08.345 --> 00:23:12.016 I'm going to the gaming tables. I refuse for this night to be a total loss. 00:23:12.182 --> 00:23:15.352 - Give me my money. - Happily. Give me the wedding ring. 00:23:15.519 --> 00:23:18.522 So now you're interested in being the best man. 00:23:18.689 --> 00:23:21.066 You're supposed to keep the ring anyway. 00:23:21.233 --> 00:23:23.902 Just as you're supposed to organize my stag party. 00:23:24.069 --> 00:23:26.739 - Don't want to lose it on a bet. - And invite my friends... 00:23:26.905 --> 00:23:30.576 ...of which, by the way, there are many. You're the one with no friends... 00:23:30.743 --> 00:23:33.078 ...Sherly No Mates. 00:23:37.207 --> 00:23:39.877 He's all "me, me, me," isn't he? 00:23:50.387 --> 00:23:51.597 I win! 00:24:02.441 --> 00:24:04.360 Please, sit. 00:24:04.526 --> 00:24:07.279 Put your money on the table and we will begin. 00:24:13.077 --> 00:24:15.913 Welcome. I am Madam Simza. 00:24:20.209 --> 00:24:24.046 Cards can illuminate your past... 00:24:24.505 --> 00:24:27.633 ...clarify your present, and show you the future. 00:24:30.010 --> 00:24:33.639 If you have a specific question, hold it in your mind. 00:24:33.806 --> 00:24:35.265 Mm. 00:24:41.897 --> 00:24:44.274 I'm holding. 00:24:45.567 --> 00:24:47.152 Let me know when you're ready. 00:24:47.736 --> 00:24:49.822 Actually, I'd prefer to read... 00:24:50.406 --> 00:24:51.448 ...your fortune. 00:24:56.078 --> 00:24:58.414 Temperance inverted. 00:24:59.456 --> 00:25:00.791 Indicative of volatility. 00:25:01.792 --> 00:25:04.878 A woman who has recently taken her comfort in drink. 00:25:05.045 --> 00:25:08.424 From what does she seek solace? What does she not wish to see? 00:25:10.008 --> 00:25:12.511 - A fool embarrassing himself? - Hmm. 00:25:12.678 --> 00:25:16.014 - Hmm. - Oh, yes. The Fool. 00:25:16.181 --> 00:25:20.018 Someone has been led astray, involved in something without their knowledge. 00:25:20.185 --> 00:25:23.939 Not bad, but you have to make me believe you. 00:25:24.106 --> 00:25:25.524 I have to see it in your eyes. 00:25:25.691 --> 00:25:28.360 - Right. I can do better. - Uh-huh. 00:25:28.986 --> 00:25:31.530 The Two of Cups, a powerful bond. 00:25:31.697 --> 00:25:34.825 But between whom? A brother and sister perhaps? 00:25:36.368 --> 00:25:39.204 And I see a name. Yes, it's... 00:25:39.496 --> 00:25:41.206 ...Rene. 00:25:43.125 --> 00:25:44.376 What do you want? 00:25:44.877 --> 00:25:45.919 The Devil. 00:25:51.216 --> 00:25:52.634 Why are we playing this game? 00:26:02.519 --> 00:26:03.562 Where did you get this? 00:26:03.729 --> 00:26:08.025 I stole it from a woman in an auction room, but I believe it was intended for you. 00:26:23.999 --> 00:26:25.375 "Found my purpose in life." 00:26:25.542 --> 00:26:29.838 So the question I've been holding is, what purpose is Rene fulfilling? 00:26:33.800 --> 00:26:35.344 Time is up. 00:26:35.928 --> 00:26:38.138 I have other clients. 00:26:43.560 --> 00:26:46.522 Though you may not have detected the wisp of astrakhan fur... 00:26:46.688 --> 00:26:48.774 ...snagged on a nail over my left shoulder... 00:26:48.941 --> 00:26:51.818 ...you couldn't have failed to notice the overpowering aroma... 00:26:51.985 --> 00:26:53.946 ...of herring pickled in vodka... 00:26:54.112 --> 00:26:56.949 ...in tandem with a truly unfortunate body odor. 00:26:57.115 --> 00:27:00.369 There's a man concealed in the rafters above us. 00:27:00.536 --> 00:27:04.122 A Cossack, renowned for their infeasible acrobatic abilities... 00:27:04.289 --> 00:27:07.793 ...and are notorious for moonlighting as assassins. 00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:12.172 So it's safe to presume that your next client is here to kill you. 00:27:12.339 --> 00:27:14.967 Anything else? No? 00:27:21.515 --> 00:27:24.226 First, pillage the nest. 00:27:27.312 --> 00:27:28.689 Clip wings. 00:27:30.941 --> 00:27:33.318 Now blunt his beak. 00:27:38.031 --> 00:27:39.658 Crack eggs. 00:27:41.243 --> 00:27:44.204 Scramble. Pinch of salt. 00:27:46.623 --> 00:27:48.125 Touch of pepper. 00:27:53.714 --> 00:27:55.090 Flip the omelet. 00:27:59.678 --> 00:28:01.847 Additional seasoning required. 00:28:03.682 --> 00:28:06.351 Breakfast is served. 00:28:19.781 --> 00:28:23.619 Come with me. I need you alive. Now. 00:28:26.371 --> 00:28:27.706 Oh! 00:29:18.924 --> 00:29:20.300 Aah! 00:29:34.940 --> 00:29:36.942 Didn't see that in the cards, did you? 00:29:40.570 --> 00:29:42.114 Oh... 00:29:57.087 --> 00:29:58.797 Coming down, folks, coming down. 00:29:58.964 --> 00:30:01.800 Looks like we've got ourselves our next cockfight. 00:30:03.635 --> 00:30:08.223 Five, four, three, two, one... 00:30:08.390 --> 00:30:09.891 ...let him go! 00:30:35.500 --> 00:30:37.461 Get up there! 00:30:47.137 --> 00:30:48.346 All mine? 00:31:13.205 --> 00:31:14.998 Now, wait a minute. 00:31:47.405 --> 00:31:49.574 You're right. He did stink. 00:31:49.741 --> 00:31:51.576 Hey, you can run... 00:31:51.743 --> 00:31:53.829 Where's you? 00:31:56.414 --> 00:31:58.291 Just had a fight. 00:32:00.460 --> 00:32:01.920 - Just had a fight. - Yes. 00:32:02.087 --> 00:32:03.713 - Where were you? - I'm glad to see... 00:32:03.880 --> 00:32:06.424 ...you're taking your best-man duties so seriously. 00:32:06.591 --> 00:32:10.262 I was on my own! Not gonna get my monies! 00:32:10.428 --> 00:32:11.888 She was biting my leg. 00:32:12.055 --> 00:32:15.600 I'll have Carruthers put some fuel into that motor carriage of yours. 00:32:15.767 --> 00:32:17.435 You do have a wedding to attend. 00:32:17.727 --> 00:32:18.770 Oh, I'll drive. 00:32:18.937 --> 00:32:20.272 Hmm. 00:32:23.024 --> 00:32:24.734 Ho-honk. Ha-ha-ha. 00:32:24.901 --> 00:32:28.530 Let's have another drink. - No, no, I think you've had quite enough. 00:34:27.732 --> 00:34:30.068 Present arms! 00:34:58.638 --> 00:35:01.224 I've been to a wedding here before. 00:35:04.185 --> 00:35:05.895 Funeral too. 00:35:08.314 --> 00:35:10.775 The professor wants to meet. 00:35:11.609 --> 00:35:15.780 I'd expected to hear from him sooner, in light of recent events. 00:35:16.156 --> 00:35:21.119 He was wondering if it'd be convenient for you to come by the college this afternoon. 00:35:21.286 --> 00:35:23.455 His lecture concludes at 4. 00:35:23.621 --> 00:35:24.664 Looking forward. 00:35:26.583 --> 00:35:27.625 One side, chummy. 00:35:52.484 --> 00:35:56.654 "Fischerweise," Schubert, 1826. 00:36:04.245 --> 00:36:07.999 - "Give up your foolish trickery." - "This fish you cannot cheat." 00:36:08.500 --> 00:36:09.834 I hope I'm not intruding. 00:36:11.336 --> 00:36:13.671 Excuse me. Matthew, take these up to Mr. Williams. 00:36:13.838 --> 00:36:15.924 And make sure he packs my white tie and tails. 00:36:16.091 --> 00:36:18.885 - I'll take care of it, professor. - Thank you. I do apologize. 00:36:19.052 --> 00:36:23.014 I'm off on a blasted lecture tour. Would you care for some tea or coffee? 00:36:23.181 --> 00:36:25.517 - Neither. - Something stronger, perhaps? 00:36:25.683 --> 00:36:29.521 No, but might I trouble you for an inscription? 00:36:47.705 --> 00:36:51.209 I read that the good doctor was to be married today. 00:36:51.376 --> 00:36:52.752 How was the service? 00:36:52.919 --> 00:36:54.170 Definitive. 00:36:54.337 --> 00:36:58.466 He'll no longer be party to my investigations. He's out of the equation. 00:37:00.218 --> 00:37:02.762 I trust you'll take this into consideration. 00:37:06.599 --> 00:37:09.686 And what considerations will you grant me? 00:37:17.819 --> 00:37:19.362 Have you actually read the book? 00:37:19.529 --> 00:37:21.698 I found it compelling... 00:37:21.865 --> 00:37:26.161 ...though I'm primarily interested in your more recent endeavors. 00:37:26.995 --> 00:37:29.789 I take that as a compliment. 00:37:29.956 --> 00:37:32.834 I have the utmost regard for your talents. 00:37:33.751 --> 00:37:37.088 It's a pleasure to finally meet you... 00:37:38.089 --> 00:37:39.215 ...officially. 00:37:42.969 --> 00:37:46.097 Are you familiar with the study of graphology? 00:37:46.431 --> 00:37:49.058 I've never given it any serious thought, no. 00:37:49.225 --> 00:37:52.812 The psychological analysis of handwriting. 00:37:52.979 --> 00:37:57.775 The upward strokes on the P, the J, and the M indicate a genius-level intellect. 00:37:58.234 --> 00:38:00.111 While the flourishes on the lower zone... 00:38:00.278 --> 00:38:03.364 ...denote a highly creative yet meticulous nature. 00:38:03.531 --> 00:38:06.868 But if one observes the overall slant and the pressure of the writing... 00:38:07.035 --> 00:38:11.456 ...there's a suggestion of acute narcissism, a complete lack of empathy... 00:38:11.623 --> 00:38:14.167 - ...and a pronounced inclination toward... - No. 00:38:14.375 --> 00:38:15.960 ...moral insanity. 00:38:16.920 --> 00:38:21.883 In answer to your previous request regarding Dr. Watson not being involved... 00:38:22.050 --> 00:38:24.719 ...the answer is no. 00:38:26.221 --> 00:38:31.726 The laws of celestial mechanics dictate that when two objects collide... 00:38:32.310 --> 00:38:36.231 ...there is always damage of a collateral nature. 00:38:38.441 --> 00:38:40.652 Exempli gratia. 00:38:40.818 --> 00:38:44.948 Two gentlemen find themselves at cross-purposes. 00:38:46.658 --> 00:38:49.661 A young woman torn between them. 00:38:51.162 --> 00:38:54.791 The strain proves loo much for her, and she suddenly falls ill... 00:38:55.500 --> 00:39:00.004 ...with tragic consequences. 00:39:02.632 --> 00:39:06.177 A rare form of tuberculosis. 00:39:06.302 --> 00:39:10.014 She succumbed in a matter of seconds. 00:39:12.934 --> 00:39:14.310 Now... 00:39:16.145 --> 00:39:18.690 ...are you sure you want to play this game? 00:39:20.316 --> 00:39:22.860 I'm afraid you'd lose. 00:39:24.779 --> 00:39:30.618 Rest assured, if you attempt to bring destruction down upon me... 00:39:30.743 --> 00:39:33.037 ...I shall do the same to you. 00:39:33.538 --> 00:39:38.793 My respect for you, Mr. Holmes, is the only reason you're still alive. 00:39:41.004 --> 00:39:42.755 You've paid me several compliments. 00:39:42.922 --> 00:39:44.632 Let me pay you one in return... 00:39:44.799 --> 00:39:47.885 ...when I say that if I were assured of the former eventuality... 00:39:50.888 --> 00:39:53.182 ...I would cheerfully accept the latter. 00:39:57.061 --> 00:40:00.565 I'll be sure to send my regards to the happy couple. 00:40:04.777 --> 00:40:06.821 Another time, then. 00:40:27.091 --> 00:40:29.677 All aboard for Brighton! All aboard! 00:40:29.844 --> 00:40:31.095 Which coach are we? 00:40:31.220 --> 00:40:33.014 We should be just here. 00:40:34.390 --> 00:40:35.892 Ooh. 00:40:36.059 --> 00:40:37.894 First class. 00:40:40.355 --> 00:40:43.358 All aboard for Brighton! All aboard! 00:40:44.442 --> 00:40:46.611 Hurry up, Dr. Watson, your wife needs you. 00:40:46.778 --> 00:40:48.946 Coming, Mrs. Watson. 00:40:50.823 --> 00:40:53.951 Ooh. First class, champagne. 00:40:54.118 --> 00:40:56.662 You do know how to spoil a girl, Mr. Watson. 00:40:56.788 --> 00:40:58.289 You're not just any girl. 00:40:59.707 --> 00:41:03.002 I'm sorry, madam. You can't use the lavatory while the train's in the station. 00:41:07.090 --> 00:41:09.342 You're Mrs. Watson. 00:41:10.510 --> 00:41:12.637 Give me that bottle. 00:41:27.485 --> 00:41:30.196 John, there is nowhere else in the world I would rather be. 00:41:30.363 --> 00:41:33.032 There's no one I'd rather be with. 00:41:33.199 --> 00:41:35.701 Why do you have a gun stuffed down the back of your trousers? 00:41:35.868 --> 00:41:38.913 Heh. Old habits. 00:41:42.291 --> 00:41:44.419 Ahem. Come in. 00:41:46.671 --> 00:41:48.923 - Oh, yes, please. - We didn't order that. 00:41:49.090 --> 00:41:50.341 With our compliments, sir. 00:41:51.175 --> 00:41:53.302 Thank you. Put it there. 00:42:07.817 --> 00:42:09.110 Open the door, John. 00:42:12.655 --> 00:42:14.699 I think it's time for you to leave. 00:42:21.164 --> 00:42:22.790 Sit down. 00:42:27.503 --> 00:42:28.629 Shh. 00:42:46.814 --> 00:42:50.860 I agree it's not my best disguise, but I had to make do. 00:42:52.361 --> 00:42:54.363 - My God. - They'll be back. 00:42:54.530 --> 00:42:56.949 - John, shut the door. - They'll only shoot through it. 00:42:57.116 --> 00:42:59.577 He's right, you know. - Oh, my God. 00:43:00.912 --> 00:43:02.872 - I understand. - Do you? 00:43:02.997 --> 00:43:05.374 Terribly inconvenient. 00:43:06.292 --> 00:43:07.752 We don't have much time. 00:43:14.300 --> 00:43:16.219 - How many are we expecting? - Half a dozen. 00:43:16.385 --> 00:43:18.763 Who are they? - A wedding present from Moriarty. 00:43:19.597 --> 00:43:21.849 Lovely ceremony, by the way. Many a tear shed in joy. 00:43:22.016 --> 00:43:23.059 Oh, John? 00:43:24.435 --> 00:43:25.603 Yeah, just a minute, darling. 00:43:25.770 --> 00:43:28.105 - Do you trust me? - No. 00:43:28.272 --> 00:43:31.943 Well, then I shall have to do something about that. 00:43:38.908 --> 00:43:40.868 Who's up to bat next, you bastards? 00:43:42.245 --> 00:43:43.913 Send out the fast bowler! 00:43:44.080 --> 00:43:45.581 John, do shut the door. 00:43:51.420 --> 00:43:52.797 It had to be done. 00:43:53.881 --> 00:43:55.800 She's safe now. 00:43:58.552 --> 00:44:00.471 In my own defense, I timed it perfectly. 00:44:01.514 --> 00:44:03.933 Did you kill my wife?! 00:44:04.100 --> 00:44:07.228 Did you just kill my new wife?! 00:44:07.395 --> 00:44:09.438 Of course not! 00:44:10.189 --> 00:44:14.652 What do you mean? How do you know that when you just threw her off a train? 00:44:14.819 --> 00:44:16.988 I told you, I timed it perfectly. 00:44:17.154 --> 00:44:18.406 What does that mean?! 00:44:22.576 --> 00:44:24.287 - Calm down. - Explain! 00:44:24.453 --> 00:44:26.622 By the time I've explained, we'd both be dead! 00:44:38.843 --> 00:44:42.471 I'm sorry, madam. You can't use the lavatory while the train's in the station. 00:45:36.192 --> 00:45:37.234 That was no accident. 00:45:38.903 --> 00:45:41.155 It was by design. 00:45:43.866 --> 00:45:48.245 Now, do you need me to elaborate... 00:45:49.580 --> 00:45:52.124 ...or can we just crack on? 00:45:59.006 --> 00:46:00.466 Come on! 00:46:03.094 --> 00:46:05.888 Don't worry, old boy, she's as safe as houses. 00:46:06.055 --> 00:46:08.140 She's with my brother. 00:46:08.474 --> 00:46:11.268 I'm on my honeymoon! 00:46:11.435 --> 00:46:14.605 Why did you lead them here?! Why did you involve us?! 00:46:14.772 --> 00:46:16.899 They aren't here for me! They're here for you! 00:46:23.364 --> 00:46:24.865 Fortunately... 00:46:31.872 --> 00:46:33.332 ...so am I. 00:46:33.499 --> 00:46:34.875 Now mind the door. 00:46:36.377 --> 00:46:38.045 Good evening. 00:46:40.172 --> 00:46:43.551 I think you'll find that second class is more comfortable. 00:46:43.717 --> 00:46:45.678 The coast is clear. 00:46:45.845 --> 00:46:47.304 To the south, quick march. 00:46:55.396 --> 00:46:57.314 Lie down with me, Watson. 00:46:58.023 --> 00:47:00.317 - Why? - I insist. 00:47:07.575 --> 00:47:08.993 What are we doing down here? 00:47:09.285 --> 00:47:12.329 We are waiting. I am smoking. 00:47:32.433 --> 00:47:35.561 - Patiently waiting. - For what? 00:47:36.187 --> 00:47:39.523 Your window of opportunity. 00:47:46.197 --> 00:47:47.656 Make it count. 00:47:55.080 --> 00:47:59.210 I said make it count. How many windows must I provide? 00:48:20.105 --> 00:48:23.692 Who'd have known that honeymooning in Brighton was such a dangerous notion? 00:48:23.859 --> 00:48:25.569 Is that what this is about? 00:48:25.736 --> 00:48:28.155 By your own admission, you've never enjoyed it there. 00:48:28.322 --> 00:48:29.907 I've never been to Brighton. 00:48:30.074 --> 00:48:32.910 Or you're just too fragile to remember at present. 00:48:33.077 --> 00:48:34.912 Oh, shut up. 00:48:35.079 --> 00:48:36.247 Tell me my wife's safe. 00:48:36.413 --> 00:48:38.165 I can't do both. 00:48:38.332 --> 00:48:41.752 I promise. As I said, I timed it perfectly. 00:48:48.717 --> 00:48:51.428 Over here, madam! 00:48:52.263 --> 00:48:56.100 I believe congratulations are in order, Mrs. Watson. 00:48:58.686 --> 00:49:01.689 I'm the other Holmes. 00:49:02.690 --> 00:49:04.066 You mean there's two of you? 00:49:04.233 --> 00:49:06.944 How marvelous. Could this evening get any better? 00:49:07.111 --> 00:49:09.363 Why were Mary and I targeted at all? 00:49:09.780 --> 00:49:12.866 Excellent question. The answer is twofold. 00:49:13.033 --> 00:49:14.952 He's after us because of you. 00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:17.913 I'm afraid you must bear half the responsibility. 00:49:18.080 --> 00:49:20.457 - Here it comes. So predictable. - Had you and Mary... 00:49:20.624 --> 00:49:23.627 ...not been hell-bent on wedding, we could've solved this case. 00:49:23.794 --> 00:49:26.297 - Oh, it's my fault now. - The argument could be made... 00:49:26.463 --> 00:49:29.174 - No, it couldn't. - ...that your nuptials were poorly timed. 00:49:30.968 --> 00:49:33.053 Thus, our relationship... 00:49:34.388 --> 00:49:35.431 Relationship? 00:49:36.140 --> 00:49:37.725 Very well, partnership. 00:49:37.891 --> 00:49:40.978 ...has not yet run its course. 00:49:41.395 --> 00:49:45.149 My dear fellow, if you could be bothered to see this through to the end... 00:49:45.899 --> 00:49:48.944 ...I shall never again ask you to assist me. 00:49:53.907 --> 00:49:56.493 Once more unto the breach. 00:49:56.660 --> 00:49:58.996 That's the spirit. Now, to the question. 00:49:59.163 --> 00:50:02.166 This is so deliciously complicated. You may be asking yourself... 00:50:02.333 --> 00:50:06.337 ...what does a criminal mastermind want with a simple gypsy fortune teller? 00:50:06.503 --> 00:50:09.798 It's her brother, I tell you. When we find him, and we must... 00:50:09.965 --> 00:50:11.508 After you find my luggage. 00:50:13.469 --> 00:50:14.678 Go on. 00:50:15.137 --> 00:50:16.513 Wait. 00:50:17.056 --> 00:50:18.432 Where is it we're going? 00:50:18.932 --> 00:50:22.519 Paris, the most sensible honeymoon destination of all. 00:50:46.418 --> 00:50:49.046 - So why Paris? - Peaches. 00:50:49.213 --> 00:50:50.839 Outside the city at Montreuil... 00:50:51.006 --> 00:50:55.844 ...there's a Gypsy camp famous for its dried fruit, especially peaches. 00:50:56.929 --> 00:51:01.183 And there we shall find our fortune teller... 00:51:01.350 --> 00:51:03.560 ...and return her bag. 00:52:19.470 --> 00:52:21.972 And my ticket? 00:52:34.568 --> 00:52:37.905 Unfortunately, you won't be needing yours. 00:52:38.238 --> 00:52:43.494 That's a shame, professor. I was looking forward to Don Giovanni. 00:52:52.711 --> 00:52:54.880 Follow Meinhard. 00:53:34.461 --> 00:53:35.504 Wake up, we're here. 00:53:35.671 --> 00:53:37.881 Brace yourself. We're about to be violated. 00:53:38.048 --> 00:53:40.050 Don't be so cynical. 00:53:48.892 --> 00:53:52.604 - They're taking my luggage. - Laugh them away, Watson. I have her bag. 00:53:55.399 --> 00:53:58.151 You had her bag. 00:53:59.069 --> 00:54:00.237 Now they have my coat. 00:54:01.572 --> 00:54:03.740 Where is Madam Simza? 00:54:06.577 --> 00:54:07.911 This is Simza. 00:54:14.084 --> 00:54:15.919 Sim is a goose. 00:54:17.588 --> 00:54:18.922 I am Sim. Ha-ha-ha. 00:54:23.343 --> 00:54:26.221 Nice scarf. I like. 00:54:49.703 --> 00:54:51.788 - You hungry? - Famished. 00:54:56.793 --> 00:54:59.338 Madam, this is a glorious hedgehog goulash. 00:54:59.504 --> 00:55:03.091 I can't remember ever having had better. 00:55:06.511 --> 00:55:10.307 Do tell me, when was the last time you had a hedgehog goulash? 00:55:10.474 --> 00:55:13.060 I told you, Watson, I can't remember. 00:55:13.226 --> 00:55:14.978 Perhaps you've repressed it. 00:55:16.396 --> 00:55:19.775 That's where we differ. Unlike you, I repress nothing. 00:55:19.942 --> 00:55:21.485 Perfectly normal. 00:55:22.277 --> 00:55:26.531 How dare you be rude to this woman who has invited us into her tent... 00:55:26.698 --> 00:55:28.283 ...offered us her hedgehog? 00:55:28.450 --> 00:55:32.162 Says the man who throws women from trains. 00:55:33.997 --> 00:55:35.248 Who are you two? 00:55:35.624 --> 00:55:37.125 Concerned citizens. 00:55:38.126 --> 00:55:40.003 Why did someone try to kill me? 00:55:40.963 --> 00:55:44.591 Your brother has become involved with a very dangerous man... 00:55:44.758 --> 00:55:48.428 ...who clearly believes that Rene has told you something you shouldn't know. 00:55:50.389 --> 00:55:51.682 I don't know anything. 00:55:53.183 --> 00:55:55.644 I've been looking for him for over a year. 00:55:55.811 --> 00:55:57.938 That was why I was in London. 00:55:58.105 --> 00:56:01.692 - It's the last place anyone saw him. - It's clear that your brother loves you. 00:56:01.858 --> 00:56:04.820 He'd never send you a message that would put you in harm's way. 00:56:04.987 --> 00:56:08.699 Any information, therefore, would be, by default, unintentional. 00:56:09.116 --> 00:56:10.951 Has he sent you anything else? 00:56:12.035 --> 00:56:13.370 Just a few drawings. 00:56:13.912 --> 00:56:15.998 Let's just see what they have to tell us. 00:56:23.046 --> 00:56:27.175 Unusual choice of paper. Thicker gauge, designed for a printing press. 00:56:27.384 --> 00:56:30.387 - And it's the same stock as the letter. - Mm. 00:56:30.721 --> 00:56:32.472 They smell musty. 00:56:32.639 --> 00:56:36.226 Must have been stored somewhere cold and damp. 00:56:36.768 --> 00:56:38.895 What's that? Blood? 00:56:40.814 --> 00:56:45.068 Wine. So a wine cellar located near a printing press. 00:56:45.235 --> 00:56:46.695 That should narrow it down. 00:56:51.658 --> 00:56:55.203 There's a wine cellar used by the anarchist group Lapin Vert. 00:56:55.370 --> 00:56:57.748 Rene was close to their leader. 00:56:57.914 --> 00:56:59.332 Claude Ravache. 00:56:59.499 --> 00:57:03.003 - A bomb maker. - I sampled some of his work last week. 00:57:04.421 --> 00:57:08.258 I was a part of the movement. So was Rene. 00:57:08.425 --> 00:57:10.927 Until it became too extreme for us. 00:57:12.095 --> 00:57:14.306 Ravache knows me. 00:57:14.598 --> 00:57:19.019 If my brother's back there, he will see us. 00:57:19.186 --> 00:57:20.270 We will send a message. 00:57:30.197 --> 00:57:33.366 Whatever you do, don't let these gypsies make you drink. 00:57:33.533 --> 00:57:34.576 Of course. 00:57:35.160 --> 00:57:36.453 You dance? 00:57:37.329 --> 00:57:40.290 For God's sake, don't dance. It'll be the death of you. 00:57:45.754 --> 00:57:47.255 You know what happens when you dance. 00:58:13.720 --> 00:58:14.020 Huuh... 00:58:14.098 --> 00:58:16.058 Oh, good morning, Mrs. Watson. 00:58:16.684 --> 00:58:18.227 - Have you had breakfast? - I... 00:58:18.394 --> 00:58:20.229 Stanley here does a wonderful deviled kidney. 00:58:21.564 --> 00:58:22.648 Ahem. 00:58:22.815 --> 00:58:24.567 - Carruthers? - Morning, sir. 00:58:24.692 --> 00:58:27.153 Telegram for Mrs. Watson. 00:58:33.701 --> 00:58:34.785 Uh... 00:58:34.952 --> 00:58:36.662 It just doesn't make any sense. 00:58:37.121 --> 00:58:38.164 Allow me. 00:58:39.915 --> 00:58:41.000 Oh, yes. 00:58:41.167 --> 00:58:45.546 "My most loathed Mary, I do not love you. I never wish to see you again. 00:58:45.713 --> 00:58:49.800 Every moment I count away from you is a blessing." 00:58:49.967 --> 00:58:52.595 Fret not. It's a double encryption, my dear... 00:58:52.762 --> 00:58:55.931 ...that Sherly and I have used since we were boys. 00:58:56.057 --> 00:58:59.060 If the first letter of the message is a consonant... 00:58:59.185 --> 00:59:02.271 ...then what follows is the mirrored truth. 00:59:02.438 --> 00:59:03.689 - I see. - Hmm. 00:59:05.524 --> 00:59:07.193 Stanley! 00:59:08.069 --> 00:59:11.322 You know, although our time together has been but a brief interlude... 00:59:11.489 --> 00:59:15.743 ...I'm beginning to understand how a man of particular disposition... 00:59:15.868 --> 00:59:20.831 ...under certain circumstances, extreme ones perhaps... 00:59:20.956 --> 00:59:25.211 ...might grow to enjoy the company of... 00:59:25.378 --> 00:59:31.384 - ...a person of your gender. Hmm. - Hmm. 00:59:31.509 --> 00:59:33.386 Thank you so much. 00:59:33.511 --> 00:59:35.721 Most charming. 00:59:36.263 --> 00:59:39.475 May...? Terribly sorry. Thank you. 00:59:41.143 --> 00:59:43.187 Where are you going, Stanley? 00:59:59.537 --> 01:00:01.747 Whoa, whoa. 01:00:52.298 --> 01:00:54.258 Still hiding in basements? 01:01:04.477 --> 01:01:06.479 I'm not here to see you. 01:01:09.648 --> 01:01:10.691 Yeah. 01:01:14.612 --> 01:01:16.113 ...with your English friends. 01:01:18.866 --> 01:01:22.286 1189, a seminal vintage. 01:01:22.453 --> 01:01:24.497 The year of our glorious revolution. 01:01:24.663 --> 01:01:27.166 - Is he here? - When freedom triumphed over tyranny. 01:01:27.333 --> 01:01:28.375 Is my brother here? 01:01:29.502 --> 01:01:31.962 I haven't seen him for a long time. 01:01:32.129 --> 01:01:33.172 You're lying. 01:01:34.423 --> 01:01:36.342 Sit, please. 01:01:39.303 --> 01:01:42.431 A letter was received from Rene using this same paper. 01:01:42.598 --> 01:01:44.808 Of course. He took it with him wherever he went. 01:01:46.101 --> 01:01:48.062 He's telling the truth. Rene isn't here. 01:01:48.229 --> 01:01:51.524 - He was given another assignment by an... - An anonymous benefactor. 01:01:54.443 --> 01:01:56.028 Another Englishman... 01:01:56.612 --> 01:02:00.407 ...with money, power, who supported our cause. 01:02:01.116 --> 01:02:02.618 And now... 01:02:03.202 --> 01:02:06.038 ...he dictates our every move... 01:02:11.544 --> 01:02:16.173 ...demanding I take responsibility for his acts of terror. 01:02:16.882 --> 01:02:18.676 I made a deal with the devil. 01:02:18.842 --> 01:02:20.678 But after tonight, ahem... 01:02:21.887 --> 01:02:23.180 ...it will be over. 01:02:24.932 --> 01:02:26.892 My job is almost done. 01:02:29.103 --> 01:02:32.398 He's had you plant another bomb, hasn't he? 01:02:32.565 --> 01:02:34.191 Claude, please. 01:02:34.483 --> 01:02:35.985 These men can help you. 01:02:36.777 --> 01:02:38.737 I wish they could. 01:02:39.446 --> 01:02:41.365 You see, gentlemen... 01:02:42.741 --> 01:02:44.243 ...he has my wife and children. 01:02:45.703 --> 01:02:47.329 If you tell us where the bomb is... 01:02:47.454 --> 01:02:50.749 - ...I'll find a way to help your family. - That's already taken care of. 01:02:51.250 --> 01:02:53.168 We have a deal. 01:02:55.879 --> 01:02:57.923 He and I. 01:02:59.383 --> 01:03:01.093 No loose ends. 01:03:01.719 --> 01:03:04.930 There's only one thing I can do to keep my family safe. 01:03:05.639 --> 01:03:08.350 - You have less than 10 minutes. - Don't! 01:03:20.362 --> 01:03:24.617 He has no further need of that pistol. Why don't you take it and cover the stairs? 01:03:57.650 --> 01:03:59.568 There's only one way out of this place. 01:04:01.153 --> 01:04:02.279 Right you are. 01:04:06.909 --> 01:04:09.078 Ah. Ingenious. 01:04:09.244 --> 01:04:11.330 That's the one. Quickly as we can. 01:04:14.458 --> 01:04:17.086 You know what to do with that sandbag, Watson. 01:04:17.878 --> 01:04:19.588 Quick now. 01:04:26.845 --> 01:04:28.847 Doctor, could you secure that lever? 01:04:30.224 --> 01:04:31.517 You could have told me. 01:04:32.267 --> 01:04:36.063 Ravache was strong. He lived for liberty. He would never take his own life. 01:04:36.230 --> 01:04:37.356 Calm yourself. 01:04:43.612 --> 01:04:45.489 My brother, he's weak. 01:04:46.073 --> 01:04:49.243 Sim, I need you to take a deep breath... 01:04:49.410 --> 01:04:50.619 ...and follow us. 01:04:53.205 --> 01:04:54.998 To the opera. 01:07:29.319 --> 01:07:31.321 I was mistaken. 01:07:31.488 --> 01:07:34.616 - What? - I made a mistake. 01:09:24.768 --> 01:09:26.395 He took the shot from here. 01:09:28.146 --> 01:09:30.983 Using a tripod and a shooting stick. 01:09:31.149 --> 01:09:34.069 And realized there was a better position. 01:09:34.569 --> 01:09:39.658 There's a faint scrape where he dragged his tripod and set it up here. 01:09:40.450 --> 01:09:42.786 - Six hundred yards? - Or 650? 01:09:42.953 --> 01:09:45.414 Not to mention a seven- or eight-mile-an-hour wind. 01:09:45.539 --> 01:09:48.083 He would've needed a wind gauge. 01:09:48.917 --> 01:09:50.460 Which he placed here. 01:09:53.171 --> 01:09:55.007 And put a cigarette down here. 01:09:57.259 --> 01:09:58.844 Can anyone shoot that far? 01:09:59.011 --> 01:10:01.680 Not more than half a dozen men in all of Europe. 01:10:02.806 --> 01:10:04.850 How many of those men served in Afghanistan? 01:10:05.017 --> 01:10:07.561 Why? - Hirschsprung with a touch of Tekel. 01:10:07.769 --> 01:10:10.022 Must have fallen out when he was rolling up. 01:10:10.188 --> 01:10:12.024 Wasn't that the blend you all smoked? 01:10:14.234 --> 01:10:17.195 - Didn't I read something about a colonel? - Sebastian Moran. 01:10:18.321 --> 01:10:20.532 Best marksman in the British army. 01:10:20.699 --> 01:10:22.701 Dishonorable discharge. 01:10:22.868 --> 01:10:27.539 He's likely now a gun for hire. This is the second victim of his that I've encountered. 01:10:27.706 --> 01:10:29.416 What better way to conceal a killing? 01:10:29.583 --> 01:10:31.877 No one looks for a bullet hole in a bomb blast. 01:10:45.640 --> 01:10:47.893 - He's 20 minutes late. - He must come soon. 01:10:48.894 --> 01:10:50.145 I don't have any papers. 01:10:50.645 --> 01:10:52.481 And I am a foreigner. 01:10:52.647 --> 01:10:54.900 This climate is exactly what Moriarty wants. 01:10:55.066 --> 01:10:58.862 Ahem. The omelet fines herbes was divine... 01:10:59.029 --> 01:11:01.573 ...but they spared every expense on the tea. 01:11:02.407 --> 01:11:06.661 Now shall we compare moods, or consider what we know? 01:11:07.788 --> 01:11:09.664 Last night's bombing was clearly meant... 01:11:09.831 --> 01:11:12.751 ...to look like Germany's retaliation for Strasbourg. 01:11:12.918 --> 01:11:16.588 However, the bomb was also meant to conceal the murder of just one man. 01:11:17.214 --> 01:11:21.259 The man killed by the gunshot was none other than Alfred Meinhard. 01:11:21.718 --> 01:11:22.761 Ah. 01:11:24.095 --> 01:11:27.349 He makes guns. Big guns. 01:11:27.724 --> 01:11:31.853 Only days ago, a large share of his company was bought by an unknown investor. 01:11:31.978 --> 01:11:33.188 Moriarty. 01:11:33.355 --> 01:11:37.901 The clues point in one direction, but to avoid repeating last night's debacle... 01:11:38.068 --> 01:11:41.947 ...I was obliged to collect more sufficient data, hence my tardiness. 01:11:48.912 --> 01:11:52.123 Train departs in 40 minutes, sir. 01:12:07.264 --> 01:12:08.515 Whoa! 01:12:16.481 --> 01:12:20.151 - Just the bags. - But... 01:12:20.318 --> 01:12:23.280 We have enough time for me to indulge my little habit. 01:12:23.446 --> 01:12:24.489 Yes. 01:12:24.656 --> 01:12:29.828 His habit of feeding that urban species, the feral pigeon. 01:12:31.830 --> 01:12:35.000 So there are seven mainline railway stations in Paris. 01:12:35.166 --> 01:12:38.044 But taking 10 minutes to get to the Jardin des Tuileries... 01:12:38.253 --> 01:12:41.840 ...where the largest concentration of the winged vermin may be found... 01:12:42.007 --> 01:12:45.093 ...reduces there to one, the Gare du Nord... 01:12:45.260 --> 01:12:50.432 ...where he will be just in time to catch the 11:04 train to Berlin. 01:12:50.599 --> 01:12:53.143 It makes several stops along the way, one of which is... 01:12:53.268 --> 01:12:55.020 Heilbronn. 01:12:55.770 --> 01:12:58.273 Exactly where we must go. 01:12:58.732 --> 01:13:00.233 Where Meinhard's factory is. 01:13:00.400 --> 01:13:02.360 It's Moriarty's factory now. 01:13:03.069 --> 01:13:04.738 Unfortunately, due to the bombing... 01:13:04.905 --> 01:13:07.657 ...the crossing between France and Germany is to be closed. 01:13:08.533 --> 01:13:12.621 I'm afraid our pursuit is over unless we can happen upon a comrade... 01:13:12.787 --> 01:13:16.541 ...who knows their way around borders. 01:13:17.834 --> 01:13:19.210 Too English. 01:13:21.504 --> 01:13:23.882 However, you do make a fantastic gypsy. 01:13:24.049 --> 01:13:26.092 Certainly smell like a fantastic gypsy. 01:13:26.259 --> 01:13:29.054 Now, now, no need to be demeaning. 01:13:29.262 --> 01:13:31.389 It is a nice scarf. 01:13:31.556 --> 01:13:34.225 No, no, too English. It'll suit you more. 01:13:35.602 --> 01:13:38.396 Black one is yours. Gray one is mine. 01:13:38.563 --> 01:13:41.566 - And this is for you. - Um... Hmm. 01:13:41.733 --> 01:13:42.901 Right. 01:13:43.902 --> 01:13:46.363 - Where are the wagons? - The wagon is too slow. 01:13:46.488 --> 01:13:47.948 Can't you ride? 01:13:50.533 --> 01:13:52.744 It's not that he can't ride. 01:13:52.911 --> 01:13:54.245 How is it you put it, Holmes? 01:13:54.412 --> 01:13:58.083 They're dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle. 01:13:58.249 --> 01:14:02.587 Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs? 01:14:02.754 --> 01:14:05.256 Then I shall require a bicycle, thank you very much. 01:14:05.423 --> 01:14:08.593 It's 1891. Could've chartered a balloon. 01:14:11.221 --> 01:14:13.390 How can we make this more manageable? 01:14:26.361 --> 01:14:27.779 Where's the fire? 01:14:36.705 --> 01:14:39.624 It's not as if Germany is going somewhere. 01:14:48.883 --> 01:14:50.093 We know another way. 01:14:56.141 --> 01:14:58.977 Slow and steady wins the race. 01:15:16.286 --> 01:15:17.954 Come on! 01:15:33.344 --> 01:15:37.515 We slip in through the loading bay, find out what he's doing... 01:15:37.682 --> 01:15:39.517 ...and we get out. 01:15:39.684 --> 01:15:41.352 Getting out might be tricky. 01:15:41.519 --> 01:15:42.937 We will get you out. 01:15:43.104 --> 01:15:46.149 If my brother's in there, get him out alive. 01:16:02.707 --> 01:16:04.000 Are you happy? 01:16:05.502 --> 01:16:07.337 - What? - At this moment... 01:16:07.504 --> 01:16:11.466 ...are you as happy as you would be on your honeymoon in Brighton? 01:16:11.966 --> 01:16:14.761 I'm not going to grace that question with an answer. 01:16:17.305 --> 01:16:19.849 - Are you happy? - I think we're here for another reason. 01:16:20.016 --> 01:16:21.226 - Okay. - Shall we get on...? 01:16:21.392 --> 01:16:23.228 - Simple question. - Will we do something? 01:16:23.394 --> 01:16:25.939 - Or wait for them to come back round? - What time is it? 01:16:26.981 --> 01:16:28.316 - Three-fifteen. - Over there... 01:16:28.483 --> 01:16:31.820 ...in the residential part of the complex should be a telegraph office. 01:16:31.986 --> 01:16:35.365 Send this to Mycroft. Be back here on the hour. 01:19:25.535 --> 01:19:29.998 That's what you get, Mr. Holmes, when industry marries arms. 01:19:30.164 --> 01:19:32.375 Now put your gun down. 01:19:33.334 --> 01:19:35.670 It's a bit old-fashioned. 01:19:40.508 --> 01:19:42.343 What you need is one of these. 01:19:43.970 --> 01:19:45.430 Go on. 01:19:47.724 --> 01:19:48.766 Pick one. 01:19:51.602 --> 01:19:54.605 Machine pistol, self-repeating. 01:19:56.274 --> 01:19:59.777 Takes 1.63 caliber rounds... 01:20:00.403 --> 01:20:02.447 ...in one of these. 01:20:05.241 --> 01:20:07.535 A 10-shot box magazine. 01:20:09.579 --> 01:20:12.123 - Easy enough to load. - Hmm. 01:20:12.290 --> 01:20:15.710 I'd imagine one would have to retract the bolt to engage the first round. 01:20:17.253 --> 01:20:18.629 Easier done than said. 01:20:28.056 --> 01:20:29.599 Take him to the surgery. 01:20:30.892 --> 01:20:33.311 I'll find the doctor. 01:20:44.405 --> 01:20:46.657 "Come at once if convenient. 01:20:49.077 --> 01:20:52.121 If inconvenient, come all the same." 01:21:03.966 --> 01:21:05.009 This is schnapps. 01:21:06.302 --> 01:21:09.389 A telegram was sent from here. 01:21:10.765 --> 01:21:14.602 This isn't schnapps, it's aquavit, distilled from potato mash. 01:21:14.769 --> 01:21:17.271 A common misconception. Thank you, by the way. 01:21:18.064 --> 01:21:20.024 Who was it sent to? 01:21:20.191 --> 01:21:22.193 My horror at your crimes is matched only... 01:21:22.360 --> 01:21:25.279 ...by my admiration at the skill it took to achieve them. 01:21:27.031 --> 01:21:28.533 Who was it sent to? 01:21:29.742 --> 01:21:33.329 You used the anarchists and their bombs to create a crisis in Europe... 01:21:33.496 --> 01:21:35.123 ...nation against nation 01:21:35.289 --> 01:21:38.876 Under various pseudonyms, you bought, schemed, or murdered your way... 01:21:39.043 --> 01:21:42.630 ...into numerous industries, assuring that none of it could be traced to you. 01:21:43.047 --> 01:21:47.051 Cotton, opium, steel, now arms and chemical weaponry. 01:21:47.218 --> 01:21:50.471 All to be shipped across Europe in less than a week. 01:21:50.638 --> 01:21:52.849 Everything from bullets to bandages. 01:21:53.850 --> 01:21:57.562 Now that you own the supply, you intend to create the demand. 01:21:59.647 --> 01:22:00.982 A world war. 01:22:05.403 --> 01:22:07.238 You are familiar with Schubert's work. 01:22:11.909 --> 01:22:15.913 The Trout is perhaps my favorite. 01:22:17.915 --> 01:22:22.753 A fisherman grows weary of trying to catch an elusive fish. 01:22:23.921 --> 01:22:26.090 Out the way, out the way. 01:22:27.175 --> 01:22:28.593 So he muddies the water. 01:22:29.218 --> 01:22:30.720 I'm warning you. 01:22:31.220 --> 01:22:32.680 Confuses the fish. 01:22:38.561 --> 01:22:39.770 You were warned. 01:22:39.937 --> 01:22:43.774 It doesn't realize until too late that it has swum into a trap. 01:24:28.796 --> 01:24:30.840 Let's try this again, shall we? 01:24:31.257 --> 01:24:34.969 To whom did you send the telegram? 01:24:35.720 --> 01:24:37.471 To my... 01:24:50.401 --> 01:24:52.403 To my brother Mycroft. 01:24:55.656 --> 01:24:57.241 What are you playing at? 01:25:01.495 --> 01:25:03.581 That's not fair. 01:25:05.333 --> 01:25:07.501 I've just got one more question for you. 01:25:13.841 --> 01:25:15.718 Which one of us is the fisherman... 01:25:16.552 --> 01:25:18.387 ...and which the trout? 01:25:49.126 --> 01:25:50.252 Holmes? 01:25:52.463 --> 01:25:53.631 - Holmes? - Unh. 01:25:53.798 --> 01:25:57.134 Take your time. Take your time. 01:26:02.306 --> 01:26:03.557 Uh... 01:26:10.106 --> 01:26:11.774 Always good to see you, Watson. 01:26:27.331 --> 01:26:28.916 - What were you thinking? - Wait. 01:26:29.083 --> 01:26:30.292 Wait? 01:26:31.836 --> 01:26:36.382 Well, if you must know, I was thinking I had him right where I wanted him. 01:26:40.344 --> 01:26:42.972 Right. Crack on, then. 01:26:49.145 --> 01:26:50.438 Professor. 01:26:50.855 --> 01:26:53.357 I'm all right, I'm all right. 01:26:53.524 --> 01:26:56.193 Don't waste time attending to me. 01:27:00.698 --> 01:27:03.159 I'll find them. I'll find them. 01:27:10.040 --> 01:27:12.668 Turn in three, two, one. 01:27:21.385 --> 01:27:22.428 Come on, hurry up! 01:27:26.640 --> 01:27:27.975 Go! 01:27:37.276 --> 01:27:40.237 - Did you see my brother? - No, but I'm certain he's been here. 01:27:40.404 --> 01:27:42.198 Where are we going? - Over that wall. 01:27:42.364 --> 01:27:44.784 - How did you know I'd find you? - You didn't find me. 01:27:44.950 --> 01:27:46.744 You collapsed a building on me. 01:28:39.630 --> 01:28:41.507 Where are the horses? - They're behind. 01:28:41.674 --> 01:28:44.093 - We need them. - You wanna go back? 01:28:44.260 --> 01:28:45.469 What's our way out? 01:28:45.636 --> 01:28:46.971 That's our way out. 01:32:07.671 --> 01:32:09.673 Go! Go! 01:32:11.508 --> 01:32:12.801 Come on! 01:32:28.567 --> 01:32:30.986 Marko! Marko! 01:33:22.746 --> 01:33:23.872 He's not breathing. 01:33:32.631 --> 01:33:33.674 Cradle his head. 01:33:34.216 --> 01:33:35.926 Raise his legs. 01:33:37.761 --> 01:33:40.430 Bloody well not gonna die on me. 01:33:45.102 --> 01:33:47.229 I'm not gonna make this easy on you. 01:33:48.856 --> 01:33:51.358 Come on. Come on. 01:33:51.525 --> 01:33:53.193 Come on. 01:33:58.198 --> 01:33:59.283 Come on. 01:33:59.449 --> 01:34:01.618 I know you can hear me, you selfish bastard. 01:34:02.160 --> 01:34:03.745 Come on! 01:34:03.912 --> 01:34:06.206 I know you can hear me, you bastard. 01:34:26.518 --> 01:34:27.686 His wedding gift. 01:34:48.999 --> 01:34:50.959 Terrible dream. 01:34:51.126 --> 01:34:53.337 You, Mary, Gladstone and I were in a restaurant. 01:34:53.503 --> 01:34:56.548 That satanic pony was there as well, a massive fork in his hoof... 01:34:56.715 --> 01:34:58.675 ...and he turned on me! 01:34:58.842 --> 01:35:00.761 What have you administered? 01:35:01.678 --> 01:35:02.721 Your wedding present. 01:35:02.888 --> 01:35:05.140 Who's been dancing on my chest?! 01:35:05.307 --> 01:35:06.600 ME. 01:35:07.434 --> 01:35:09.061 Why is my ankle so itchy? 01:35:09.227 --> 01:35:11.647 You have a large piece of wood sticking out of it. 01:35:11.813 --> 01:35:13.857 Good Lord. You, Tamas. 01:35:14.024 --> 01:35:17.194 I have an important job to discuss with you. Remind me of it later. 01:35:17.361 --> 01:35:20.155 Sit down. Drink this. 01:35:20.322 --> 01:35:22.866 I need to get that out before it turns septic. 01:35:26.286 --> 01:35:29.623 - Did you call me "selfish bastard"? - Probably. 01:35:30.374 --> 01:35:32.376 Just leave it in. Leave it...! 01:35:36.213 --> 01:35:37.339 You are a... 01:35:37.506 --> 01:35:40.384 - Oh, you are some sort of... - Be nice. 01:35:48.892 --> 01:35:50.978 I'm sorry you didn't get to Brighton. 01:35:54.940 --> 01:35:56.233 Me too. 01:36:03.073 --> 01:36:05.075 - I think we should go home. - I concur. 01:36:06.535 --> 01:36:07.828 We're going home. 01:36:14.042 --> 01:36:16.003 Via Switzerland. 01:36:18.130 --> 01:36:22.384 What better place to start a war than a peace summit? 01:36:23.301 --> 01:36:28.765 We'll drop in and see my brother. I'm sure he's missed you. Hm? 01:36:45.365 --> 01:36:47.743 I don't understand why you don't cancel the summit. 01:36:47.909 --> 01:36:50.287 Fact is it's gonna happen whether we like it or not. 01:36:50.620 --> 01:36:52.581 Everyone has already arrived. 01:36:52.748 --> 01:36:54.958 Although these gentlemen may be talking peace... 01:36:55.125 --> 01:36:57.544 ...believe me, they're readying their armies at home. 01:36:57.711 --> 01:37:00.130 To cancel the summit now would be tantamount to war. 01:37:00.297 --> 01:37:03.633 - The telegram, wasn't it clear? - We have doubled the security, sir. 01:37:03.800 --> 01:37:05.969 Oh, doubled security. That's comforting. 01:37:06.136 --> 01:37:09.056 You don't understand the delicacy of the situation. 01:37:09.222 --> 01:37:11.099 I passed the telegram on to my superiors. 01:37:11.266 --> 01:37:14.978 But they brought Moriarty in to advise on the peace process in the first place. 01:37:15.145 --> 01:37:17.272 He has positioned himself brilliantly. 01:37:17.439 --> 01:37:20.150 He's one of our foremost intellectuals, a personal friend... 01:37:20.317 --> 01:37:22.486 Of the prime minister. Yes, we all know that. 01:37:22.652 --> 01:37:25.489 I believe you, but where's your evidence? 01:37:26.698 --> 01:37:29.493 He's too good to leave evidence. 01:37:29.659 --> 01:37:30.994 He doesn't leave loose ends. 01:37:31.745 --> 01:37:34.081 Oh, he's alive. 01:37:34.247 --> 01:37:35.332 Sherly, put that down. 01:37:35.999 --> 01:37:39.461 What is this contraption? May I have it? The effect is most invigorating. 01:37:39.628 --> 01:37:43.673 That's my private and personal supply of oxygen, and you're not to touch it. 01:37:45.342 --> 01:37:47.010 This argument is getting us nowhere. 01:37:47.177 --> 01:37:51.139 I've arranged for documents to be prepared which allow you into the ball. Carruthers. 01:37:51.306 --> 01:37:54.309 Stanley, Stanley. 01:37:54.476 --> 01:37:58.855 You haven't aged a day. Is that my favorite chutney? 01:37:59.022 --> 01:38:02.025 Fact is, we don't really know what he's planning. 01:38:02.984 --> 01:38:05.362 - It won't be another bomb. - No, it wouldn't be. 01:38:05.529 --> 01:38:07.030 It doesn't make sense. 01:38:07.197 --> 01:38:09.825 Why would he attack all the nations only to unite them? 01:38:09.991 --> 01:38:11.368 It'll be an assassination. 01:38:12.702 --> 01:38:14.871 By alone gunman at close range. 01:38:16.540 --> 01:38:17.833 Rene. 01:38:18.542 --> 01:38:19.960 Unfortunately, yes. 01:38:21.211 --> 01:38:23.547 - You knew. - I had my suspicions. 01:38:23.713 --> 01:38:26.758 But having seen who would be attending, I'm now certain. 01:38:26.925 --> 01:38:29.553 Well, at least we know who to look out for. 01:38:30.220 --> 01:38:31.429 Rene will be the evidence. 01:38:31.596 --> 01:38:35.308 If we can find him and stop him, we will perhaps not only save his life... 01:38:35.475 --> 01:38:38.603 ...but prevent the collapse of Western civilization. 01:38:39.396 --> 01:38:40.814 No pressure. 01:39:13.471 --> 01:39:15.473 Welcome, ambassador. 01:39:17.350 --> 01:39:19.603 Professor James Moriarty. 01:39:35.118 --> 01:39:36.453 Now we're all present... 01:39:36.620 --> 01:39:40.415 ...I can tell you that the targets are the German chancellor and his ambassador... 01:39:40.582 --> 01:39:42.667 ...the French prime minister and his man. 01:39:42.834 --> 01:39:47.214 And the other nations are really working out which side to take should hostilities erupt. 01:39:47.380 --> 01:39:50.634 Prince Michael, a cousin of the czar, and the Russian ambassador. 01:39:50.800 --> 01:39:53.595 The Archduke Karl Ludwig and the Austro-Hungarian ambassador. 01:39:54.179 --> 01:39:57.057 The Romanian Prime Minister and his ambassador. 01:39:57.224 --> 01:40:00.644 And of course our prime minister and the British ambassador. 01:40:00.810 --> 01:40:04.648 He'll choose a moment when the dignitaries are assembled, preferably standing still. 01:40:04.814 --> 01:40:06.608 Is there to be an official photograph? 01:40:06.775 --> 01:40:10.654 Indeed, yes. In 38 minutes. 01:40:10.820 --> 01:40:13.782 In which case, we might as well dance. 01:40:19.120 --> 01:40:20.830 I've never done this before. 01:40:20.997 --> 01:40:25.835 Just follow my lead. 01:40:39.182 --> 01:40:41.268 - What do you see? - Everything. 01:40:52.570 --> 01:40:54.614 That is my curse. 01:40:56.032 --> 01:40:58.994 But you don't see what you're looking for. 01:41:16.344 --> 01:41:18.179 I thought you'd never ask. 01:41:20.932 --> 01:41:22.767 Over my shoulder. 01:41:22.934 --> 01:41:26.646 Young man, German uniform, ceremonial sword. 01:41:27.022 --> 01:41:28.356 Got him. 01:41:29.065 --> 01:41:31.067 Professional opinion? 01:41:31.860 --> 01:41:33.737 Trauma. 01:41:33.903 --> 01:41:36.239 Major injury. 01:41:36.740 --> 01:41:38.908 But excellent repair work. 01:41:40.577 --> 01:41:42.037 Dr. Hoffmanstahl. 01:41:42.203 --> 01:41:45.540 You did say he was at the forefront of a medical innovation. 01:41:45.707 --> 01:41:48.251 We've already seen an example of his skills. 01:41:50.420 --> 01:41:52.672 Those twins weren't twins. 01:41:52.839 --> 01:41:55.258 My suspicions were aroused in Heilbronn... 01:41:56.176 --> 01:41:58.762 ...when one failed to go to the aid of the other. 01:41:58.928 --> 01:42:03.183 I also noticed the discreet but unmistakable puckering behind the ear... 01:42:03.350 --> 01:42:06.436 ...where his skin had been drawn back. I should've realized then... 01:42:06.603 --> 01:42:09.481 ...that they were a surgical experiment. 01:42:09.814 --> 01:42:12.942 To see if it is possible to make one man look like another. 01:42:13.360 --> 01:42:15.445 His face is no longer his own. 01:42:15.612 --> 01:42:19.616 What better way to guarantee his world war than to make the assassin... 01:42:21.951 --> 01:42:23.119 One of the ambassadors. 01:42:25.455 --> 01:42:29.334 That narrows down the possibility to one of six. 01:42:30.001 --> 01:42:33.004 You and Sim shall find her brother. 01:42:33.171 --> 01:42:35.340 - Of this I have no doubt. - Holmes. 01:42:35.507 --> 01:42:37.592 You know my methods. 01:42:39.302 --> 01:42:41.304 And I know where you'll be. 01:42:41.930 --> 01:42:45.809 No possible solution could be more congenial to me than this. 01:42:45.975 --> 01:42:49.354 By the way, who taught you how to dance? 01:42:50.146 --> 01:42:51.481 You did. 01:42:51.648 --> 01:42:54.901 Well, I've done a fine job. 01:42:56.236 --> 01:42:57.987 Be careful. 01:43:36.025 --> 01:43:37.110 Shall we go to work? 01:43:39.320 --> 01:43:43.700 Ladies and gentlemen, please, gather for the portrait. 01:43:52.375 --> 01:43:54.127 I'm sorry. 01:43:54.294 --> 01:43:56.546 Is this a bad time? 01:43:57.172 --> 01:43:58.882 Never better. 01:43:59.632 --> 01:44:03.136 - Would you bring that clock? - Heh. 01:44:08.850 --> 01:44:11.686 We get to play that game after all. 01:44:24.824 --> 01:44:26.618 Here we are. 01:44:32.248 --> 01:44:34.501 Don't want you to catch a cold. 01:44:39.255 --> 01:44:40.757 A five-minute game? 01:44:41.758 --> 01:44:43.760 If you think you can manage it. 01:45:04.781 --> 01:45:06.407 We both have two bishops. 01:45:06.574 --> 01:45:09.369 I may be absent from the room, but my methods are not. 01:45:09.827 --> 01:45:11.704 You can't mean Dr. Watson, surely. 01:45:13.790 --> 01:45:15.124 That doesn't seem fair. 01:45:21.214 --> 01:45:24.717 Right. The surgery will have left scars. 01:45:25.218 --> 01:45:27.804 Only four of them have the hairline to hide them. 01:45:32.141 --> 01:45:35.478 The ambassador that you replaced with Rene, is he still alive? 01:45:39.148 --> 01:45:41.401 Would you like me to recommend your next move? 01:45:41.568 --> 01:45:45.280 They're all my brother's height, right build... 01:45:45.446 --> 01:45:47.240 ...but their eyes. 01:45:47.407 --> 01:45:50.076 Their eyes are wrong. Rene has blue eyes. 01:45:52.620 --> 01:45:55.331 He could be wearing glass lenses to change the color. 01:45:56.708 --> 01:45:59.377 In which case, his eyes will be hurting. 01:46:01.087 --> 01:46:03.506 Rene is left-handed. 01:46:03.673 --> 01:46:05.717 Perhaps the assassin will take measures... 01:46:05.883 --> 01:46:08.011 ...Io ensure he doesn't give himself away. 01:46:08.177 --> 01:46:09.679 Like a gambler concealing a tell. 01:46:15.351 --> 01:46:18.146 I think it might be him. 01:46:19.522 --> 01:46:20.565 You think? 01:46:20.732 --> 01:46:22.358 Your clock is ticking. 01:46:22.525 --> 01:46:23.568 You have to be sure. 01:46:23.735 --> 01:46:26.529 May I remind you, this is blitz chess 01:46:26.696 --> 01:46:29.532 A single miscalculation will cost you the game. 01:46:31.659 --> 01:46:35.163 If I tackle the wrong man to the ground, I could start a war. 01:46:36.164 --> 01:46:37.790 Maybe it's less obvious. 01:46:37.957 --> 01:46:41.210 A nervous tic. A flutter of anxiety. 01:46:41.377 --> 01:46:44.213 I expect everyone has a reason to be nervous tonight. 01:46:49.886 --> 01:46:51.304 I don't know. 01:47:00.647 --> 01:47:02.815 A failure to behave naturally. 01:47:03.983 --> 01:47:06.235 An actor so consumed with his performance... 01:47:06.402 --> 01:47:09.530 ...that the one characteristic he cannot accommodate... 01:47:09.697 --> 01:47:11.324 ...is spontaneous reaction. 01:48:02.625 --> 01:48:04.919 Carruthers, protect the prime minister. 01:48:13.553 --> 01:48:16.472 Germany will pay! Mark my words! 01:48:17.348 --> 01:48:18.975 That doesn't bode well, does it? 01:48:21.018 --> 01:48:25.481 Seems your bishop was of some benefit after all. 01:48:25.982 --> 01:48:27.066 The game is still young. 01:48:27.233 --> 01:48:29.277 Actually, it's in its adolescence. 01:48:34.115 --> 01:48:35.408 There are more of us! 01:48:37.744 --> 01:48:40.496 Germany will pay! 01:48:48.671 --> 01:48:51.132 No loose ends. 01:48:56.345 --> 01:48:59.640 What happened to him? I'm a doctor. A doctor! 01:49:20.828 --> 01:49:22.747 What happened? 01:49:22.914 --> 01:49:24.540 - Curare. - What's wrong with him? 01:49:24.707 --> 01:49:25.917 It's poison. 01:49:26.083 --> 01:49:27.710 Do something! 01:49:32.381 --> 01:49:33.674 Doctor, do something! 01:49:34.759 --> 01:49:36.052 No. 01:49:51.734 --> 01:49:55.988 I think you've just lost your most valuable piece. 01:49:56.739 --> 01:50:00.785 But a winning strategy sometimes necessitates sacrifice. 01:50:00.952 --> 01:50:02.411 A war has been averted. 01:50:02.578 --> 01:50:04.997 Mm. Oh, I disagree. 01:50:05.540 --> 01:50:06.582 How so? 01:50:07.458 --> 01:50:10.920 Didn't you find it strange that the telegram you sent... 01:50:11.087 --> 01:50:13.756 ...didn't inspire any action to stop me? 01:50:16.884 --> 01:50:21.222 You see, hidden within the unconscious... 01:50:21.389 --> 01:50:23.933 ...is an insatiable desire for conflict. 01:50:26.561 --> 01:50:32.608 So you're not fighting me so much as you are the human condition. 01:50:33.776 --> 01:50:38.030 All I want to do is own the bullets and the bandages. 01:50:39.657 --> 01:50:43.411 War on an industrial scale is inevitable. 01:50:43.578 --> 01:50:46.956 They'll do it themselves within a few years. 01:50:48.124 --> 01:50:51.961 All I have to do is wait. 01:50:56.632 --> 01:50:59.176 I like Switzerland. 01:50:59.343 --> 01:51:02.305 They respect a man's privacy here. 01:51:02.763 --> 01:51:05.474 Particularly if he has a fortune. 01:51:13.441 --> 01:51:15.067 Bishop takes knight. Check. 01:51:15.693 --> 01:51:17.653 The game is over. 01:51:18.404 --> 01:51:20.573 You should get that shoulder looked at. 01:51:20.740 --> 01:51:23.075 About that fortune of yours. 01:51:23.242 --> 01:51:28.372 I believe it's just been substantially reduced. 01:51:28.998 --> 01:51:30.166 King to rook two. 01:51:30.333 --> 01:51:32.168 I attended several of your lectures. 01:51:32.335 --> 01:51:35.129 The equations of motion, which you will find in my book. 01:51:35.296 --> 01:51:38.299 The energy that is required to release these explosions is... 01:51:38.466 --> 01:51:42.261 It was in Oslo when I first caught a glimpse of your little notebook... 01:51:42.428 --> 01:51:44.805 ...red leather-bound from Smythson of Bond Street. 01:51:44.972 --> 01:51:48.476 Rook to king's rook three. Check. 01:51:57.443 --> 01:51:58.694 Bishop to rook three. 01:51:58.861 --> 01:52:01.447 Its importance was not fully apparent to me... 01:52:01.614 --> 01:52:04.533 ...until I observed your penchant for feeding pigeons. 01:52:04.700 --> 01:52:08.663 Then it occurred that with an empire so enormous... 01:52:08.829 --> 01:52:12.041 ...even you must keep a record of it somewhere. 01:52:12.208 --> 01:52:13.626 Bishop takes bishop. 01:52:14.502 --> 01:52:15.878 Rook to bishop four. 01:52:16.045 --> 01:52:18.881 I then only required the notebook itself. 01:52:19.382 --> 01:52:20.466 You didn't make it easy. 01:52:22.468 --> 01:52:23.803 Just the bags. 01:52:23.970 --> 01:52:26.389 I would need to endure a considerable amount of pain. 01:52:28.766 --> 01:52:29.850 Mycroft... 01:52:30.851 --> 01:52:34.647 ...care of Her Majesty's Secret Service. 01:52:34.814 --> 01:52:38.901 But the notebook would undoubtedly be encoded, so how then to break the code? 01:52:40.027 --> 01:52:42.405 - Rook takes rook. - Pawn takes rook. 01:52:42.571 --> 01:52:44.365 Bishop to bishop seven. 01:52:44.532 --> 01:52:46.492 Queen takes knight pawn. 01:52:46.659 --> 01:52:52.039 Does The Art of Domestic Horticulture mean anything to you? 01:52:53.124 --> 01:52:55.668 How could a man as meticulous as you own such a book... 01:52:55.835 --> 01:52:59.922 ...yet completely neglect the flowers in his own window box? Irony abounds. 01:53:05.845 --> 01:53:08.055 Never mind, it's safe, in London... 01:53:09.765 --> 01:53:12.351 ...where my colleagues are making good use of it. 01:53:13.602 --> 01:53:17.440 The most formidable criminal mind in Europe has just had all his money stolen... 01:53:17.606 --> 01:53:22.194 ...by perhaps the most inept inspector in the history of Scotland Yard. 01:53:22.361 --> 01:53:23.779 Any chance of a cup of tea? 01:53:23.946 --> 01:53:26.615 Box 0403. 01:53:27.033 --> 01:53:29.618 - Tick. - Box 0801. 01:53:29.785 --> 01:53:33.914 - How much more is there? - That's the end of page two. 01:53:34.081 --> 01:53:35.249 Page three. 01:53:45.593 --> 01:53:50.765 He'll be making an anonymous donation to the Widows and Orphans of War Fund. 01:53:50.931 --> 01:53:54.310 Bishop to bishop eight. Discover check. 01:53:54.477 --> 01:53:57.104 And, incidentally, mate. 01:54:01.650 --> 01:54:04.069 I seem to have injured my shoulder. Would you mind? 01:54:09.575 --> 01:54:11.494 Be my pleasure. 01:54:14.455 --> 01:54:18.334 Once we've concluded our business here... 01:54:18.501 --> 01:54:21.003 ...it's important you know... 01:54:21.170 --> 01:54:25.341 ...I shall endeavor to find the most creative of endings for the doctor. 01:54:28.844 --> 01:54:30.012 And his wife. 01:54:34.850 --> 01:54:36.769 His advantage, my injury. 01:54:36.936 --> 01:54:39.939 My advantage, his rage. 01:54:41.816 --> 01:54:46.195 Incoming assault feral, but experienced. 01:54:46.445 --> 01:54:49.281 Use his momentum to counter. 01:54:54.870 --> 01:54:56.622 Come now. 01:54:57.122 --> 01:55:01.377 You really think you're the only one who can play this game. 01:55:01.544 --> 01:55:05.130 Trap arm. Target weakness. 01:55:05.548 --> 01:55:07.383 Follow with haymaker. 01:55:07.550 --> 01:55:10.553 Ah. There we find the boxing champion of Cambridge. 01:55:10.719 --> 01:55:13.055 Competent, but predictable. 01:55:15.432 --> 01:55:18.310 Now allow me to reply. 01:55:19.812 --> 01:55:23.148 Arsenal running dry. Adjust strategy. 01:55:27.278 --> 01:55:29.405 Wound taking its loll. 01:55:29.572 --> 01:55:34.076 As I feared. Injury makes defense untenable. 01:55:39.164 --> 01:55:43.168 Prognosis increasingly negative. 01:55:47.089 --> 01:55:50.676 Let's not waste any more of one another's lime. 01:55:55.556 --> 01:55:58.475 We both know how this ends. 01:56:12.448 --> 01:56:14.617 Conclusion, inevitable. 01:56:17.411 --> 01:56:18.454 Unless... 01:57:27.523 --> 01:57:31.735 A few words may suffice to tell the little that remains. 01:57:38.867 --> 01:57:44.206 Any attempt at finding the bodies was absolutely hopeless. 01:57:48.377 --> 01:57:50.546 And so there... 01:57:50.713 --> 01:57:56.635 ...deep down in that dreadful caldron of swirling water and seething foam... 01:58:02.057 --> 01:58:03.350 ...will lie for all lime... 01:58:06.478 --> 01:58:08.897 ...the most dangerous criminal... 01:58:10.899 --> 01:58:15.237 ...and the foremost champion of the law of their generation. 01:58:20.409 --> 01:58:23.662 I shall' ever regard him as the best... 01:58:28.584 --> 01:58:32.629 ...and the wisest man whom I have ever known. 01:58:32.796 --> 01:58:34.465 John? 01:58:37.009 --> 01:58:39.178 - John. - Mm-hm. 01:58:39.845 --> 01:58:41.430 You should probably pack. 01:58:41.597 --> 01:58:42.681 It's half past 2... 01:58:42.848 --> 01:58:44.767 - ...and the carriage is coming at 4. - Mm. 01:58:46.101 --> 01:58:48.520 It's gonna be a beautiful week in Brighton. 01:58:49.354 --> 01:58:51.190 Yes, it'll be fun. 01:58:51.732 --> 01:58:53.150 I'm looking forward to it. 01:58:55.319 --> 01:58:57.112 You know I miss him too.. 01:58:57.821 --> 01:58:59.448 ...In my own way. 01:59:06.622 --> 01:59:08.123 He would have wanted us to go. 01:59:09.792 --> 01:59:12.628 He would have wanted to come with us. 01:59:14.129 --> 01:59:16.465 When's Mrs. Hudson coming for Gladstone? 01:59:16.632 --> 01:59:18.801 Oh, soon. 01:59:20.928 --> 01:59:22.638 Three o'clock. 01:59:48.789 --> 01:59:50.249 Mary? 01:59:51.834 --> 01:59:53.961 Who delivered this parcel? 01:59:54.128 --> 01:59:56.088 The postman. 01:59:57.506 --> 01:59:59.800 The usual chap or... 01:59:59.967 --> 02:00:03.011 ...did he look peculiar? 02:00:05.001 --> 02:00:25.001 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.