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(SIRENS WAILING)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(CRASHING)
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Well, just great!
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No, not the presentation.
That's terrible. Some idiot just hit me.
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Ugh. Do you realize
how much this is going to cost?
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Not in money,
which I have plenty of, but in...
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- (EXCLAIMS)
- (GROWLING)
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WOMAN: What the...
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Get away from me! Get away!
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(GASPING)
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(ALL GROWLING)
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Help me. Someone help!
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(GROWLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Stay away!
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Ah! What are you doing?
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(SHRIEKING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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- Look out!
- Help me!
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(THUDDING)
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(HORN BLARING)
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Wonder Woman! Save me! Save me from them!
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From whom?
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Demons. They're everywhere.
Don't you see them?
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(SIRENS WAILING)
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(PEOPLE GROANING)
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I see only one.
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STEVEN: I'll ask you one last time!
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(GUN COCKS)
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What did you do with my family?
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Steven, it's me, Gloria! I'm your wife.
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CREATURE: These are our children.
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You're not my family!
You killed them, just like the others.
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Now, it's your turn.
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(FLYING OBJECT APPROACHING)
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(GRUNTS)
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No one's dying here tonight.
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It's not me you should be stopping.
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It's them. Look at them!
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(SIRENS WAILING)
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Look at them!
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(HANDCUFFS LOCKING)
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(SOBBING)
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It's just like the neighbors.
Go to my shed, you'll see I'm right!
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What have you done?
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(BABY CRYING)
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BATMAN: Let me help you.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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It's not my fault.
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I've given birth to the devil.
It's the devil!
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(SHRIEKING)
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You're tired. Give me the baby.
You don't want to hurt her.
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(WOMAN EXCLAIMING)
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(THUDDING)
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
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I'm sorry.
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- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
- (REPEATED THUDDING)
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These crimes were committed
by law-abiding citizens.
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They all claim to have seen
nightmare visions beforehand.
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Any clue what's causing it?
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No idea.
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(GROANS) The one week I fill in for Jordan,
and it couldn't be some hairy-ass monster?
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The same pattern
is repeating around the world.
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So, there could be an overriding factor.
Perhaps a paranormal element.
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Are you talking about magic?
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We've come up against
magic before, Batman.
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Xerxes, Trigon, Felix Faust.
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Even Shazam's powers are based in magic.
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With as much as you've seen,
can you rule it out?
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The criminally insane
don't need magic as an excuse.
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I recommend spending more time on
the streets instead of flying over them.
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Hmm. He's even friendlier than they say.
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CONSTANTINE: Bollocks!
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In what bloody plane of existence
does four of a kind lose?
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Too, too bad, Constantine.
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(LAUGHING)
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Have you gained weight?
It looks good on you.
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What say you let your soul mate
play a few hands, Jason?
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Maybe he'd change my luck.
He'd definitely be less mopey than you.
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John Constantine,
the man who perfected the bad idea.
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The only reason I came to this
dung heap of a casino is to find a relic
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to keep that monster locked away forever.
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Boys, boys! You're boring me.
Let's play, shall we?
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(LAUGHS) My luck's running
as hot as me naughty bits.
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Oh, but our next group of friends
is due to arrive.
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So, it's time to bust you out.
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(LAUGHS) Copperfield's coming.
Presto changeo!
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Woman in a box. In a box.
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Yeah, he's classy, unlike you.
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Are they implying David Copperfield,
television magician, has true power?
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Owns a chain of islands and
dated Claudia Schiffer. What do you think?
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No cards for me, and...
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Oh, looks like
you can't call my bet, Constantine.
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By my rules, you lose.
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I raise.
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With what?
Your ratty soul ain't worth two bits.
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Not two bits.
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(LAUGHING)
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I'm betting the House,
the House of Mystery.
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And since I'm including everything inside,
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it looks like you're the one
that can't call, Abnegazar.
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Well, what do you say, boys?
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I like the action.
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(CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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I call.
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Really? A chipped Dreamstone?
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I'm out.
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Broken knick-knacks
for the House of Mystery and its contents?
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Are you mad?
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I've got a working Soul Catcher.
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That's Ogid's Eye Spiker, eh?
(LAUGHS) And the Garazi.
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So, even if that very magical Dreamstone
doesn't work, it's still a big-ass ruby.
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I'd be a poor sport indeed
if I didn't accept your fair wager.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Hell. Now, that's a losing hand
for the ages.
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Now, read them and...
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What?
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Do they have an eye doctor in hell?
I'd make an appointment if I was you.
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You cheated!
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(ROARS)
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Technically, we both cheated.
I just did it better.
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I'll rip your bloody heart out!
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Sorry, mate, I'm using that.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SHUDDERING)
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Situation here, Jason.
It's time to call your better half.
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Sorry, John, you're on your own.
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(ROARING)
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Oi, I'm gonna roast your nuts
and feed 'em to you, Constantine.
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(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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BOTH: Gone, gone, the form of man.
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Arise the demon, Etrigan!
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(GROWLING)
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Once more with words of metered rhyme,
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comes Etrigan the Slayer just in time.
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Easy now, brother.
We're on the same side, right?
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Let's use our words.
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Are you having a laugh?
We're the Demons Three.
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Kill everyone!
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(GRUNTING)
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You will pay, Constantine.
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Your soul will be ours.
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Get in line, you prats.
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Your ass is grass, Constantine.
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And we're the lawnmower!
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Since the battle's fought and won,
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Jason Blood with me is done.
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For 500 years, I've been bound to Etrigan,
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fighting to keep him from coming forth.
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And you forced me to summon him.
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Everything got sorted.
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He could have gone on a killing spree.
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You don't think.
You don't consider the cost.
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Yeah, I did.
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Weighed it against my being eaten alive
and thought, "Yeah, totally worth it."
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You're a world class bastard, John.
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(AUDIENCE GASPING)
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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(ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING)
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And for my finale,
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I will make this
terrible trio of terrifying Tantors
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vanish before your eyes!
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(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
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BATMAN: I hope those elephants survived.
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You don't want PETA on your back.
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You're assuming they were real
in the first place.
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How are you, Bruce?
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I'm fine, Zatanna. Busy.
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You know where
I can find John Constantine?
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No.
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You must have some idea.
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We don't keep in touch.
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I know you two have history, so I...
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(GASPS)
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DEADMAN:
Z, Batman needs to talk with John.
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You've got to come along, too.
It's important.
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Is that you, Boston?
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Yeah. (GROANS)
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Everything is... (GROANS)
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Boy, this guy's mind is tough. (GRUNTING)
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Can't hold...
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(GROANS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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What is going on?
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I'll tell you on the way to John's.
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Okay, but I call shotgun.
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I don't even think
his kid could fit back here.
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Sorry, Boston, but life is for the living.
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Boston Brand. He was a circus performer.
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Batman's heard of me. Sweet.
Tell him I'm a fan of his, too.
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But, you know, be cool about it.
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Yeah, that's him.
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Ask him if he caught one of my shows.
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He was a trapeze artist
who loved being famous
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especially with the ladies.
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Husbands, not so much.
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You're killing me.
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He had a knack for irritating
the wrong people.
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Then, about five years ago,
karma caught up with him.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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It was a weekend show, full house.
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Boston was in the middle of
his death-defying act when...
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(GUN COCKING)
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(AUDIENCE GASPING)
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(AUDIENCE SCREAMING)
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He died and that should have been that.
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But with Boston,
things tend to get complicated.
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His spirit was called
by the goddess Rama Kushna.
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She took pity on him and gave him
the power to possess the living,
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so he could bring his killer
and others to justice.
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Hey, I don't wanna brag, but I'm good.
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Why did he feel the need
to write on my walls like a child?
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Uh, yeah, he's sorry about that.
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Mmm.
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Where is this address?
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GPS doesn't seem
especially useful tonight.
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It's not an address.
The House of Mystery tends to move around.
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I didn't put the symbols in there
for the GPS to find it.
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I wanted the House to come to us.
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(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(CONTINUES INCANTING)
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(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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(GRUNTING)
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She can't hold it! Do something!
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There.
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Into the House!
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Z, you all right?
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Yeah, as soon as you get off me.
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I should have known you were the reason
I'm not back in London enjoying a pint.
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The House always did like you better.
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Odd trio for a road trip.
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To what do I owe the visit?
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The League thinks that a recent spike in
homicides may have a magical cause.
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Told you something stinks.
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Now we know someone
doesn't want us asking questions.
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Looks like
you've cracked it wide open, mate.
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- What did he say?
- Uh-uh.
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I'm not playing telephone between you two.
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(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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We online?
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Great. Sorry about the Batmobile.
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I hope your insurance was paid up.
(LAUGHS)
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What, is there even a policy
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- for something like that?
- Mmm.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Hey, I told you not to do that, Orchid.
Use a bloody door.
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I am glad to see you are well.
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(DEADMAN EXCLAIMING)
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How new is this one?
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Not what you think.
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It's the magic of the House.
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Decided it wanted to experience
humanity and gave itself a body.
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BOTH: It sure did.
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A spirit whose existence
is not its own, like myself.
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Interesting.
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Um,
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yeah, we are that.
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Dead smooth you are, mate.
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Hey, it's been a while, you know?
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Powerful in true magic. Angry at John.
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This, I understand.
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Yet you still have feelings for him.
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I could kill him.
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You exude pain.
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Your life is a patchwork of blackness
with no time for joy.
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How do you cope with it?
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I have a butler.
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That was enlightening.
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Well, I guess we should have
that chinwag about now.
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- WOMAN: Demons!
- MAN: It's not me!
00:20:47.179 --> 00:20:50.092
I've given birth to the devil. It's the...
00:20:50.849 --> 00:20:53.955
Rama Kushna says this will
break down the walls between the planes.
00:20:54.119 --> 00:20:56.030
Even the afterlife will be affected.
00:20:56.188 --> 00:20:59.294
Yeah, it's dodgy, all right.
I'll look into it.
00:20:59.458 --> 00:21:01.369
Meanwhile, the House will
drop you wherever you'd like.
00:21:01.593 --> 00:21:04.403
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Rama says we have to work together.
00:21:04.563 --> 00:21:06.406
Come on! It's a dream team.
00:21:06.565 --> 00:21:09.705
You, me, Zatanna, Batman,
maybe even the Justice League.
00:21:10.035 --> 00:21:13.812
The capes and tights crew,
useless against dark magic.
00:21:14.373 --> 00:21:17.411
That's why we need you. You can lead us.
00:21:17.743 --> 00:21:22.317
Boston, do I strike you as a team player?
Much less a team leader.
00:21:22.481 --> 00:21:25.485
Point is, even deities can get it wrong.
00:21:25.651 --> 00:21:28.894
It's how we got the appendix,
Neanderthals and Reality TV.
00:21:29.254 --> 00:21:31.461
Z, your help I could use.
00:21:31.957 --> 00:21:34.369
Okay, if we do it as a group.
00:21:34.960 --> 00:21:39.739
(GROANS) This is the monkey cage
in Sumatra all over again.
00:21:39.898 --> 00:21:42.469
"Ooh, we need to save the monkeys,"
she said.
00:21:42.634 --> 00:21:44.477
You're such an ass.
00:21:44.903 --> 00:21:46.246
Oh, not the monkeys.
00:21:46.405 --> 00:21:50.751
ZATANNA: Says the man who has Newcastle
and a 100 other screw-ups on his résumé,
00:21:50.909 --> 00:21:52.582
costing lives and souls.
00:21:52.744 --> 00:21:54.849
CONSTANTINE: But not monkeys.
You're still way ahead on dead...
00:21:55.013 --> 00:21:56.754
- They used to be a thing.
- Mmm.
00:21:56.948 --> 00:21:58.086
CONSTANTINE:
You just have to make things...
00:21:58.350 --> 00:21:59.624
We're wasting time.
00:22:01.520 --> 00:22:03.056
He's dead and I accept the risks.
00:22:03.255 --> 00:22:07.260
So, can we get to it,
or do you two need a timeout?
00:22:10.362 --> 00:22:14.003
Fine and dandy.
Let's take a walk on the dark side then.
00:22:17.602 --> 00:22:18.979
Coming, team?
00:22:25.344 --> 00:22:28.518
(SIGHS) Stop being a child and slow down.
Where are we going?
00:22:29.147 --> 00:22:30.217
Ritchie's.
00:22:30.682 --> 00:22:32.127
Have you talked to him lately?
00:22:32.284 --> 00:22:34.730
I know he's pissed.
You don't have to remind me, love.
00:22:34.886 --> 00:22:36.297
It's on my CV, remember?
00:22:36.455 --> 00:22:39.664
No, really, has he told you...
00:22:41.660 --> 00:22:44.504
CONSTANTINE: Oh, no. He's dying.
00:22:44.996 --> 00:22:47.169
John Constantine,
00:22:47.466 --> 00:22:52.882
purveyor of the dark arts
and lifeline of last resort.
00:22:53.505 --> 00:22:58.887
No matter.
Your friend's soul will be collected
00:22:59.478 --> 00:23:03.426
and there's nothing you can do
to alter that.
00:23:03.982 --> 00:23:07.759
Why don't you go do something useful,
like haunt a house?
00:23:07.919 --> 00:23:09.330
Who's he talking to now?
00:23:09.488 --> 00:23:12.628
Shrouds. They deliver souls to hell.
00:23:14.860 --> 00:23:16.203
They're drawn to you.
00:23:17.295 --> 00:23:19.866
Maybe it's your cologne, Batsy.
00:23:20.399 --> 00:23:23.903
This one has cheated us many times.
00:23:24.236 --> 00:23:26.773
It is vexing.
00:23:30.008 --> 00:23:31.282
Boo.
00:23:31.910 --> 00:23:35.585
This has been lovely,
but it's time for you lot to bugger off.
00:23:35.881 --> 00:23:42.491
When the time comes, I'll be the one
to collect your soul, Constantine.
00:23:42.687 --> 00:23:44.064
Yeah, yeah.
00:23:45.257 --> 00:23:46.395
(DOOR OPENS)
00:23:46.625 --> 00:23:49.572
RITCHIE:
I thought I felt a disturbance in the force.
00:23:51.530 --> 00:23:53.532
How you doing, Johnny boy?
00:23:54.433 --> 00:23:58.609
Zatanna and Batman?
00:23:59.871 --> 00:24:01.782
What the hell?
00:24:02.274 --> 00:24:04.880
Tell you everything inside, mate.
00:24:12.584 --> 00:24:14.222
(SIGHS) You poor thing.
00:24:14.753 --> 00:24:17.996
Yeah, I may have lied
the last time we talked
00:24:18.156 --> 00:24:21.899
about exactly how fast
I'm sledding downhill.
00:24:22.060 --> 00:24:23.403
I'm sorry about that.
00:24:25.130 --> 00:24:27.337
But it means a lot you're here, John.
00:24:27.732 --> 00:24:32.044
And, hey, you don't have to say it.
You... You're forgiven.
00:24:32.637 --> 00:24:35.481
Still wondering
what Batman's doing in my living room.
00:24:35.640 --> 00:24:38.120
And when is he gonna shut up, right?
00:24:38.310 --> 00:24:39.414
(LAUGHS)
00:24:39.744 --> 00:24:42.088
What? What's with the face?
00:24:43.949 --> 00:24:46.327
You're not here to say
you're sorry, are you?
00:24:46.485 --> 00:24:51.423
Of course, I am, but I was looking
to borrow the Keshanti Key as well.
00:24:51.890 --> 00:24:53.995
Unbelievable.
00:24:54.626 --> 00:24:56.230
I tried to tell him on the way.
00:24:56.461 --> 00:24:58.099
Yeah, it's not your fault, Z.
00:24:58.263 --> 00:25:01.608
Just like everything,
this is rock star Johnny's fault.
00:25:01.766 --> 00:25:05.270
I was with you when it happened, Ritchie.
We were side by side.
00:25:05.637 --> 00:25:07.674
Yeah, yeah, yeah, side by side.
00:25:07.839 --> 00:25:12.345
But I got the weird magical cancer
while you, you added to your rep.
00:25:12.511 --> 00:25:13.512
Isn't that right?
00:25:13.678 --> 00:25:17.182
Look, me not making proper amends
isn't related to the Key,
00:25:17.349 --> 00:25:20.296
which, truth be told,
you're not gonna need, mate.
00:25:20.485 --> 00:25:22.123
John!
00:25:27.559 --> 00:25:29.334
Getting that a lot lately.
00:25:29.561 --> 00:25:32.701
You can go screw yourself.
I am not giving you crap!
00:25:32.964 --> 00:25:35.501
Your anger is understandable,
but you need to reconsider.
00:25:35.667 --> 00:25:37.908
Innocent lives are at stake.
00:25:49.481 --> 00:25:52.724
Well, doctors say
an upbeat attitude can help,
00:25:52.884 --> 00:25:57.492
so what I'll focus on today
is that I met Batman.
00:25:57.656 --> 00:25:59.158
Force of good.
00:25:59.324 --> 00:26:01.861
It was also nice seeing you, Zatanna.
00:26:02.827 --> 00:26:04.898
Now, if you'll excuse me...
00:26:08.600 --> 00:26:10.739
You can show yourselves out.
00:26:19.911 --> 00:26:22.323
(SIRENS WAILING)
00:26:35.193 --> 00:26:36.695
This him?
00:26:38.430 --> 00:26:40.205
Father of the year.
00:26:40.365 --> 00:26:42.367
I'll need the gear now.
00:26:44.569 --> 00:26:45.809
How does this work?
00:26:45.971 --> 00:26:48.042
It's basically a magical shortcut.
00:26:48.206 --> 00:26:49.947
It lets me access
different planes of existence
00:26:50.108 --> 00:26:52.418
without doing 20-odd hours
of incantations.
00:26:52.644 --> 00:26:55.557
In this case,
I'll poke around this poor sod's memories
00:26:55.880 --> 00:26:57.689
to see how his madness began.
00:26:59.818 --> 00:27:02.765
And more importantly, what caused it.
00:27:04.723 --> 00:27:07.226
What are you doing here?
I'm calling security.
00:27:10.395 --> 00:27:13.239
I'll make sure the looky-loos
stay out of our hair.
00:27:15.233 --> 00:27:18.737
Z, give me a psychic shout
if this body comes under attack.
00:27:19.004 --> 00:27:20.574
Wouldn't do to be trapped inside, now.
00:27:20.739 --> 00:27:24.016
Wouldn't do to go in alone,
and since I'm right here...
00:27:24.242 --> 00:27:27.280
Too dangerous.
You're out of practice, love.
00:27:27.579 --> 00:27:29.991
Look, you wanted me along. I'm here.
00:27:30.148 --> 00:27:33.152
I'm not waiting in the wings.
Let's do this.
00:27:39.057 --> 00:27:40.058
Mmm.
00:27:50.702 --> 00:27:51.703
Hmm.
00:27:59.978 --> 00:28:02.015
- Z? You okay?
- (GROANS)
00:28:02.180 --> 00:28:03.682
I'm fine.
00:28:08.086 --> 00:28:09.463
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
00:28:09.954 --> 00:28:12.628
I've never liked this sort of magic.
00:28:12.791 --> 00:28:15.362
I can feel darkness seeping inside me.
00:28:15.894 --> 00:28:17.965
How you stand it is beyond me.
00:28:18.296 --> 00:28:21.971
It's all about control.
If you ever need a refresher...
00:28:22.367 --> 00:28:25.871
We've had this conversation.
I haven't changed my mind.
00:28:28.907 --> 00:28:31.683
Sure, sit out the war
between good and evil.
00:28:31.843 --> 00:28:35.347
After all, you've got a good thing going
being applauded by mindless twits.
00:28:35.513 --> 00:28:37.322
Really? Now?
00:28:37.482 --> 00:28:39.325
Good a time as ever, I reckon.
00:28:39.484 --> 00:28:42.761
- I'll teach you to talk back.
- No! (GRUNTING)
00:28:43.188 --> 00:28:46.431
The magic I perform
brings people happiness.
00:28:46.591 --> 00:28:48.764
You sure
it's not the two drink minimum, love?
00:28:48.927 --> 00:28:50.497
You're such a pessimist.
00:28:50.662 --> 00:28:54.542
Wrong. I expect the worst,
so I prepare for the worst,
00:28:54.699 --> 00:28:56.736
and when the worst happens, I'm ready.
00:28:57.168 --> 00:29:00.012
But my outlook doesn't alter
the reality of the world.
00:29:00.438 --> 00:29:02.179
Steven, stop!
00:29:02.340 --> 00:29:03.512
Leave me alone!
00:29:03.675 --> 00:29:05.712
Another precious moment.
00:29:06.177 --> 00:29:08.020
There was joy, too.
00:29:08.446 --> 00:29:10.551
His madness swept it away.
00:29:13.218 --> 00:29:15.061
(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
00:29:25.296 --> 00:29:29.301
(MAN CONTINUES INCANTING)
00:29:46.584 --> 00:29:47.824
(DEMON SCREECHING)
00:29:48.253 --> 00:29:49.857
(ALL GROANING)
00:29:50.155 --> 00:29:51.998
Who dropped the bed pan?
00:29:54.526 --> 00:29:55.834
(GROANING)
00:29:56.227 --> 00:29:57.501
(DEMON SCREECHING)
00:29:57.662 --> 00:29:59.198
(SCREAMING)
00:30:16.614 --> 00:30:17.684
(GRUNTS)
00:30:26.090 --> 00:30:28.934
This is it.
This was the morning of his madness.
00:30:29.093 --> 00:30:30.663
What do you think will set him off?
00:30:30.862 --> 00:30:32.341
My guess is the Sudoku.
00:30:32.530 --> 00:30:34.806
He's got two nines in the same row.
00:30:34.999 --> 00:30:36.171
John.
00:30:46.277 --> 00:30:48.450
- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
- MAN: Run! Run! Run!
00:30:49.614 --> 00:30:51.821
WOMAN: Run! Let's get out of here!
00:30:57.188 --> 00:30:59.794
DEADMAN: Oh, come on, fellow.
Eat a piece of fruit, huh?
00:31:00.458 --> 00:31:01.596
(GROANS)
00:31:08.867 --> 00:31:09.868
(SCREAMS)
00:31:10.301 --> 00:31:11.405
Damn it!
00:31:17.342 --> 00:31:18.343
(GRUNTS)
00:31:28.186 --> 00:31:29.426
(SCREECHING)
00:31:42.300 --> 00:31:43.904
(SCREECHING)
00:32:09.661 --> 00:32:10.696
Here it is.
00:32:11.129 --> 00:32:12.130
(GROANS)
00:32:18.870 --> 00:32:20.076
We've got to get out of here.
00:32:22.707 --> 00:32:23.811
CONSTANTINE: One more second.
00:32:26.711 --> 00:32:28.782
Now, John! There's no time!
00:32:30.748 --> 00:32:32.056
(BOTH GRUNTING)
00:32:35.286 --> 00:32:36.390
CONSTANTINE: Got it.
00:32:49.467 --> 00:32:50.946
(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
00:32:58.710 --> 00:32:59.984
(COUGHS)
00:33:01.012 --> 00:33:02.855
Oh! Shit's really hit the fan.
00:33:03.081 --> 00:33:05.027
You had to go there, Boston.
00:33:05.783 --> 00:33:07.057
Let's get the hell out of here.
00:33:13.358 --> 00:33:14.564
Hmm.
00:33:18.329 --> 00:33:20.104
- I don't recognize it.
- Me, neither.
00:33:20.832 --> 00:33:23.278
But if there's a person alive who can,
it's Ritchie.
00:33:23.434 --> 00:33:25.937
Are you forgetting
when you made your friend despise you?
00:33:26.537 --> 00:33:29.211
This is too bloody important
for hurt feelings.
00:33:30.608 --> 00:33:32.053
(SHROUDS HISSING)
00:33:35.747 --> 00:33:36.851
SHROUD: Constantine.
00:33:37.015 --> 00:33:38.085
Bollocks.
00:33:38.883 --> 00:33:41.523
You've arrived in time to witness my...
00:33:41.719 --> 00:33:42.720
(SHROUD SCREAMS)
00:33:43.021 --> 00:33:44.125
Ritchie!
00:33:45.056 --> 00:33:46.262
(SHROUDS GROWLING)
00:33:48.493 --> 00:33:50.302
Get back, you bastards!
00:33:50.795 --> 00:33:52.069
John, help Ritchie.
00:33:52.530 --> 00:33:54.669
(DEADMAN GRUNTING)
00:33:55.133 --> 00:33:56.476
DEADMAN: Take that! Boom!
00:33:57.001 --> 00:33:58.002
No pulse.
00:33:58.202 --> 00:34:00.204
We know! We know! Come on!
00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:03.841
(DEADMAN GRUNTING)
00:34:08.579 --> 00:34:09.887
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
00:34:11.716 --> 00:34:12.990
(GROANING)
00:34:15.019 --> 00:34:17.499
(GASPS) Why?
00:34:18.890 --> 00:34:20.028
(EXCLAIMS)
00:34:20.491 --> 00:34:21.799
(GROANS)
00:34:22.894 --> 00:34:24.840
I see you have a few tricks
of your own, eh?
00:34:25.363 --> 00:34:27.775
Not everything requires magic.
00:34:33.638 --> 00:34:35.015
(GRUNTING)
00:34:38.810 --> 00:34:40.721
(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
00:34:43.481 --> 00:34:45.552
Make sure he sees that
right when he wakes up.
00:34:46.017 --> 00:34:47.724
If he wakes.
00:34:50.521 --> 00:34:54.768
We need to talk, you and I,
but if you try and summon Etrigan,
00:34:54.926 --> 00:34:57.805
I'll fill your lungs with bile
before the first verse is done.
00:34:58.663 --> 00:34:59.937
Savvy?
00:35:07.538 --> 00:35:09.814
The situation was not how it seemed.
00:35:09.974 --> 00:35:13.717
The apartment was like that
when I arrived. Richard as well.
00:35:13.878 --> 00:35:15.152
Come on! You were all over him.
00:35:15.379 --> 00:35:17.325
I was attempting to help.
00:35:17.548 --> 00:35:21.052
When you burst in,
I knew I'd get blamed, so I ran.
00:35:21.219 --> 00:35:22.323
Do you believe him?
00:35:22.487 --> 00:35:24.467
Jason's not the murdery type.
00:35:24.622 --> 00:35:27.831
He's chock full of honor, loyalty,
and rubbish of that sort.
00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:30.664
Then tell us why you were there.
00:35:30.828 --> 00:35:32.000
(SIGHS)
00:35:32.163 --> 00:35:35.701
Richard is known as a collector
of the arcane and supernatural.
00:35:36.033 --> 00:35:40.072
I wanted to see if he had something
that could gain me access to this place.
00:35:40.404 --> 00:35:42.247
Why would you wanna break in here?
00:35:43.908 --> 00:35:45.114
For this.
00:35:45.409 --> 00:35:49.789
The single most powerful conduit of evil
in the history of the world.
00:35:50.014 --> 00:35:52.620
He named it the Dreamstone.
00:35:52.950 --> 00:35:55.863
But it's really the stuff of nightmares.
00:35:58.456 --> 00:36:00.663
I was a young knight, green as grass.
00:36:01.292 --> 00:36:04.432
With visions of battle-won glory
dancing in my head.
00:36:05.163 --> 00:36:09.908
Needless to say,
these were dispelled thoroughly.
00:36:10.935 --> 00:36:13.506
He called himself Destiny.
00:36:13.671 --> 00:36:17.175
But Merlin told us he was
a man of science atone time
00:36:17.375 --> 00:36:19.218
before he went insane.
00:36:19.544 --> 00:36:23.424
Destiny forged the Dreamstone
with black magic and his soul.
00:36:23.781 --> 00:36:27.160
He used it to subject people to
their most terrifying nightmares
00:36:27.485 --> 00:36:29.795
and then feed off their torment.
00:36:35.226 --> 00:36:36.569
(HORSES WHINNYING)
00:36:37.261 --> 00:36:38.831
(ALL SCREAMING)
00:36:43.367 --> 00:36:44.607
(HORSES WHINNYING)
00:36:44.769 --> 00:36:45.941
(EXCLAIMS)
00:36:46.304 --> 00:36:47.408
(GROWLING)
00:36:47.872 --> 00:36:49.078
(GASPING)
00:36:50.675 --> 00:36:51.745
(GROWLING)
00:37:14.365 --> 00:37:15.571
(GRUNTING)
00:37:22.773 --> 00:37:24.184
(HORSE WHINNYING)
00:37:41.559 --> 00:37:44.540
It was actually the demon Etrigan
who won the day.
00:37:47.598 --> 00:37:48.872
To battle, Etrigan.
00:37:49.033 --> 00:37:52.708
Should you succeed,
I will release you of your bond to me.
00:37:53.037 --> 00:37:55.608
If freedom is what's up for trade,
00:37:55.773 --> 00:37:58.720
then Destiny's as good as slayed.
00:38:25.736 --> 00:38:26.874
(PANTING)
00:38:28.439 --> 00:38:29.440
(SCREAMING)
00:38:33.010 --> 00:38:36.423
You haven't won, Merlin. This isn't over.
00:38:36.647 --> 00:38:38.593
(IN DISTORTED VOICE) I swear it.
00:38:44.855 --> 00:38:46.027
(GROANS)
00:38:50.294 --> 00:38:52.774
Release me, Merlin, from your care.
00:38:52.997 --> 00:38:56.342
My duty's done. 'Tis only fair.
00:38:56.801 --> 00:39:00.044
I'm afraid that's not possible,
friend Demon.
00:39:00.905 --> 00:39:02.646
(GROWLS)
00:39:06.711 --> 00:39:09.214
I apologize to both you and Jason Blood,
00:39:10.414 --> 00:39:14.590
but your future portends a shared destiny.
00:39:17.121 --> 00:39:21.467
Caught now, imprisoned in the form of man,
00:39:22.526 --> 00:39:26.303
I fix the demon, Etrigan.
00:39:38.476 --> 00:39:42.891
It was also the beginning
of my eternal life sentence with Etrigan.
00:39:47.718 --> 00:39:49.720
I didn't think you'd give it up willingly.
00:39:49.887 --> 00:39:54.365
And though this piece is useless without
the other half, it's far from powerless.
00:39:55.526 --> 00:39:56.834
Safe enough where it is.
00:39:57.027 --> 00:40:00.133
Displayed like a tourist trinket
in a Karachi bazaar?
00:40:02.166 --> 00:40:03.372
Neat, isn't it?
00:40:03.534 --> 00:40:07.448
The House keeps my valuables out of phase,
so they don't go wondering off.
00:40:07.605 --> 00:40:10.518
But still, the timing of the Stone's
appearance and its power indicates
00:40:10.674 --> 00:40:13.052
that it's somehow involved
with these crimes.
00:40:13.344 --> 00:40:16.848
Which is why it stays here,
where only I can get to it.
00:40:17.248 --> 00:40:19.421
I think me, them,
and everyone else who knows you
00:40:19.583 --> 00:40:21.756
might want it to be somewhere else.
00:40:22.553 --> 00:40:24.794
Your friend is awake.
00:40:27.425 --> 00:40:30.031
Ritchie, who was it? Who did this to you?
00:40:31.262 --> 00:40:32.707
Faust.
00:40:33.364 --> 00:40:36.004
Felix Faust. You sure?
00:40:37.535 --> 00:40:38.809
Mmm-hmm.
00:40:49.980 --> 00:40:51.891
CONSTANTINE:
There you are, you old bastard.
00:40:52.049 --> 00:40:56.293
I give you wizard and
asshole extraordinaire, Felix Faust.
00:40:56.654 --> 00:41:00.830
Hell, I should have put it together.
Conjuring a whirlwind is just his style.
00:41:03.227 --> 00:41:06.742
The League had a run-in with Faust,
but his location isn't in our database.
00:41:06.897 --> 00:41:09.173
Yeah, well, wizards don't make a habit
00:41:09.333 --> 00:41:11.313
of signing up
for credit cards or social media.
00:41:11.502 --> 00:41:14.244
His grandly named
Observatory of the Cosmos is hidden
00:41:14.405 --> 00:41:17.579
from the likes of you and Superman,
but not from me.
00:41:19.777 --> 00:41:20.949
(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
00:41:21.278 --> 00:41:22.416
...Felix Faust.
00:41:33.491 --> 00:41:34.561
What's happening?
00:41:34.758 --> 00:41:37.534
If this were a computer,
I'd say it's frozen.
00:41:38.195 --> 00:41:39.435
Cheers.
00:41:39.930 --> 00:41:43.434
Felix Faust would take precautions
against locator spells.
00:41:44.034 --> 00:41:48.079
There's another way, but it involves
asking a favor of someone
00:41:48.239 --> 00:41:50.014
that I don't have
the best relationship with.
00:41:50.274 --> 00:41:53.221
Someone else dislikes you? Shocking.
00:41:53.777 --> 00:41:56.189
Your friend slips from the mortal plane.
00:41:56.347 --> 00:41:57.382
John...
00:41:57.548 --> 00:41:59.391
Keep him alive and safe. Understand?
00:41:59.817 --> 00:42:01.455
That is not my purpose.
00:42:01.819 --> 00:42:04.857
I don't give a flying shag
what you think your bloody purpose is.
00:42:05.055 --> 00:42:08.161
I order you to help him
any and every way you're able.
00:42:11.629 --> 00:42:12.801
Let's go.
00:42:16.467 --> 00:42:18.413
All right, I'll ask.
00:42:18.802 --> 00:42:21.942
Why are we in the middle
of a godforsaken swamp?
00:42:22.239 --> 00:42:25.186
It's a favorite hidey hole
of one Alec Holland
00:42:25.709 --> 00:42:29.350
whose corpse was taken to be
the most recent Avatar of The Green.
00:42:29.747 --> 00:42:31.818
Bet you won't find that
on your bloody cell phone.
00:42:31.982 --> 00:42:33.427
Our data's more factual.
00:42:33.684 --> 00:42:36.528
Alec Holland was murdered by terrorists.
His body was never recovered.
00:42:36.687 --> 00:42:37.859
End of story.
00:42:38.022 --> 00:42:39.729
Not quite.
00:42:43.827 --> 00:42:46.706
Go away!
00:42:58.042 --> 00:42:59.680
Swamp Thing!
00:43:00.344 --> 00:43:04.793
I know you're seeing this.
Get out here or the posies get it!
00:43:17.428 --> 00:43:19.999
John Constantine.
00:43:21.131 --> 00:43:24.635
You dare threaten The Green.
00:43:25.035 --> 00:43:26.912
(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
00:43:30.574 --> 00:43:33.077
Dude, your social skills are horrendous.
00:43:33.944 --> 00:43:38.393
Please, we aren't here to harm any plants,
but our need is urgent.
00:43:38.549 --> 00:43:41.723
Don't let your feelings for John
stop you from doing what's right.
00:43:45.456 --> 00:43:48.403
You have a garden.
00:43:48.592 --> 00:43:53.974
Yes, I find it relaxing
and I water it every week.
00:43:54.732 --> 00:43:58.578
We need to find a man,
a wizard named Felix Faust.
00:43:59.269 --> 00:44:03.809
A single human among your teeming masses.
00:44:03.974 --> 00:44:08.946
I only know John Constantine
because he enrages me.
00:44:13.250 --> 00:44:15.856
Faust lives in an observatory
which is invisible.
00:44:16.020 --> 00:44:19.524
It's a place where dark magic
would infect the earth below it.
00:44:20.290 --> 00:44:24.761
I will take you there,
so you are no longer here.
00:44:39.109 --> 00:44:42.955
The place you seek is there.
00:44:47.484 --> 00:44:50.192
(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
00:44:55.459 --> 00:44:58.406
(SIGHS) That place is heavily warded.
00:44:58.996 --> 00:45:00.168
Mmm.
00:45:02.299 --> 00:45:05.803
I know we've had our differences,
but we could really use your help.
00:45:06.003 --> 00:45:09.644
If we don't get a handle on this rotter,
he'll threaten all of humanity.
00:45:10.841 --> 00:45:12.320
What of it?
00:45:13.377 --> 00:45:16.654
You were once human, just like me.
00:45:18.315 --> 00:45:19.885
No longer.
00:45:20.384 --> 00:45:23.831
Perhaps his actions are a kind of justice
00:45:23.987 --> 00:45:28.732
for who destroys more of The Green
than your kind?
00:45:34.598 --> 00:45:37.101
And Swamp Thing has left the building.
00:45:37.568 --> 00:45:39.241
Guess we do it the hard way.
00:45:39.403 --> 00:45:43.579
Or not. Gone, gone, the form of man.
00:45:44.341 --> 00:45:47.845
Arise the demon Etrigan!
00:46:00.023 --> 00:46:01.127
(GROWLS)
00:46:10.734 --> 00:46:11.769
What?
00:46:15.472 --> 00:46:16.507
Who dares?
00:46:16.774 --> 00:46:19.948
I, Etrigan, bring down this house,
00:46:20.110 --> 00:46:22.590
and build a tomb for Felix Faust!
00:46:28.552 --> 00:46:30.964
As if I would stoop to
brawling with a demon.
00:46:31.121 --> 00:46:33.123
Fight others of your filthy kind.
00:46:42.933 --> 00:46:44.139
(SCREECHING)
00:46:44.735 --> 00:46:48.877
From hell though we may be,
it does not make us family!
00:47:10.027 --> 00:47:11.836
Do you like what I've done with the place?
00:47:12.029 --> 00:47:15.340
No woman can speak
in my sanctum sanctorum.
00:47:15.499 --> 00:47:19.208
I conjured it just for you
and, of course, men everywhere.
00:47:19.369 --> 00:47:21.076
(LAUGHS)
00:47:31.381 --> 00:47:32.621
(EXCLAIMING)
00:47:32.950 --> 00:47:35.794
DEADMAN: As a fellow showman,
this is no way to treat your guests.
00:47:35.953 --> 00:47:37.330
Now, settle down!
00:47:45.529 --> 00:47:48.772
Stop hitting yourself. Stop
hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.
00:47:49.833 --> 00:47:52.541
Not everything can be solved
with your peashooter.
00:47:54.338 --> 00:47:55.874
(GROANING)
00:47:57.007 --> 00:48:01.888
Just because you're dead, doesn't mean
you're beyond my retribution.
00:48:03.680 --> 00:48:04.818
(GROANING)
00:48:14.925 --> 00:48:16.336
Is that it?
00:48:16.660 --> 00:48:20.836
Well, it's off to the old magicians' home
for you, mate. Pudding night is Thursday.
00:48:25.402 --> 00:48:26.745
(CONSTANTINE EXCLAIMS)
00:48:30.440 --> 00:48:31.441
(GARGLED SCREAMING)
00:48:31.675 --> 00:48:36.181
Try that fireball once more, Constantine.
I'd love to see you cook your own goose.
00:48:36.346 --> 00:48:37.416
Let me...
00:48:46.156 --> 00:48:47.396
(GRUNTS)
00:48:56.333 --> 00:48:57.835
(COUGHING)
00:48:58.268 --> 00:49:00.305
I take it back. That thing is useful.
00:49:06.543 --> 00:49:07.817
(BONE SNAPPING)
00:49:41.845 --> 00:49:44.018
Zatanna, where are you, darling?
00:49:44.181 --> 00:49:46.684
I know you can't speak,
but give me a wave.
00:49:46.917 --> 00:49:49.261
You're the only one here
that's really a threat.
00:49:56.860 --> 00:50:00.103
There you are. This will sting a bit.
00:50:11.308 --> 00:50:12.412
(GROWLS)
00:50:13.477 --> 00:50:14.751
(SCREAMS)
00:50:23.353 --> 00:50:28.462
Stored magic? Really?
It's the TV dinner of spell casting, dear.
00:50:31.628 --> 00:50:33.972
Here's what real magic looks like.
00:51:04.361 --> 00:51:05.533
(EXCLAIMS)
00:51:10.033 --> 00:51:11.273
CONSTANTINE: Z!
00:51:17.741 --> 00:51:18.981
(GROANS)
00:51:32.389 --> 00:51:33.959
(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
00:51:42.599 --> 00:51:43.942
(CONTINUES INCANTING)
00:51:48.939 --> 00:51:50.748
Z, are you daft? Stop!
00:51:53.110 --> 00:51:55.056
I will kill you, woman!
00:52:15.465 --> 00:52:16.603
(GROANING)
00:52:26.643 --> 00:52:28.122
CONSTANTINE: Z, don't!
00:52:31.515 --> 00:52:34.428
Don't kill him. You can't.
00:52:34.951 --> 00:52:36.589
Out of my way, John.
00:52:36.853 --> 00:52:39.595
If no blood is spilled,
your soul is in the clear.
00:52:40.190 --> 00:52:41.396
(SHOUTS)
00:52:49.366 --> 00:52:52.210
Get control, Z, just like I taught you.
00:52:52.435 --> 00:52:56.281
Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. Deep breaths.
00:52:57.107 --> 00:52:58.347
Let it go, love.
00:53:01.311 --> 00:53:02.415
(SOBBING)
00:53:20.564 --> 00:53:23.044
Do you see why I can't do what you do?
00:53:23.733 --> 00:53:27.476
You lost control is all.
Happens to the best of us.
00:53:27.971 --> 00:53:29.678
You've seen me in action, right?
00:53:30.574 --> 00:53:31.575
(CHUCKLES)
00:53:31.841 --> 00:53:34.481
Yeah, once or twice.
00:53:35.979 --> 00:53:37.515
Why are you here?
00:53:37.747 --> 00:53:41.388
I haven't done anything
to warrant this kind of response.
00:53:43.853 --> 00:53:44.923
This yours?
00:53:45.822 --> 00:53:47.597
I don't know. Maybe.
00:53:47.791 --> 00:53:51.295
I have several hundred rings
of varying design and properties.
00:53:51.661 --> 00:53:53.072
It isn't him.
00:53:53.496 --> 00:53:56.500
Felix Faust isn't the one
behind the nightmare crimes.
00:53:57.000 --> 00:54:00.538
He summoned our old poker
buddies in their more massive forms.
00:54:00.737 --> 00:54:02.341
What the hell does it all mean?
00:54:02.505 --> 00:54:06.351
It means Felix Faust had access
to the artifact whenever he wanted.
00:54:06.509 --> 00:54:08.546
What artifact?
00:54:08.912 --> 00:54:10.687
Well, we're back to square one, then.
00:54:10.947 --> 00:54:14.952
Unfortunately, no. We were sent here
by your friend, remember?
00:54:15.151 --> 00:54:16.789
But Ritchie's dying.
00:54:17.287 --> 00:54:18.925
Is he?
00:54:33.503 --> 00:54:34.846
(GRUNTS)
00:54:42.379 --> 00:54:46.122
Boy, oh, boy. (CHUCKLES) I think
I got closer to death than I planned.
00:54:46.283 --> 00:54:47.455
(GRUNTING)
00:54:47.751 --> 00:54:49.253
Ah! Nuh-uh-uh.
00:54:49.452 --> 00:54:50.487
Bad girl.
00:54:50.720 --> 00:54:55.294
See, now, you were told to do everything
to help me by the master of the House
00:54:55.458 --> 00:54:57.768
and that does not include punching.
00:55:00.063 --> 00:55:02.134
Bring me to the main room.
00:55:07.237 --> 00:55:09.308
RITCHIE:
I'll take it from here, beautiful.
00:55:12.075 --> 00:55:14.248
But I need you out of my hair for now,
00:55:14.411 --> 00:55:17.415
so why don't you just
go for a little walk?
00:55:47.344 --> 00:55:50.291
Yeah! That's the stuff.
00:55:59.856 --> 00:56:01.358
Why aren't we inside?
00:56:01.524 --> 00:56:04.630
Because Ritchie's bloody well
taken control of the House.
00:56:04.894 --> 00:56:08.637
This is what you get for having mates.
Boston, can you get inside?
00:56:12.702 --> 00:56:13.908
(GROANS)
00:56:14.804 --> 00:56:16.147
That would be a no.
00:56:17.640 --> 00:56:21.144
Ritchie, you're gonna listen to me
whether you like it or not.
00:56:23.680 --> 00:56:25.091
Open the door.
00:56:26.549 --> 00:56:28.028
Do you hear? Open it!
00:56:35.058 --> 00:56:36.401
(DOOR CLOSES)
00:56:36.559 --> 00:56:38.038
RITCHIE: Too late, Johnny Boy.
00:56:48.538 --> 00:56:49.642
(GRUNTS)
00:56:53.743 --> 00:56:55.188
Ritchie, please!
00:56:55.378 --> 00:56:58.086
Stop while there's still time
to save your soul.
00:56:58.348 --> 00:57:01.727
Says the man
who skates away from everything.
00:57:01.885 --> 00:57:03.455
Since you got me infected,
00:57:03.620 --> 00:57:08.194
I've looked all around the world
for a cure and I've finally found it.
00:57:08.558 --> 00:57:12.062
A small piece of the Dreamstone.
It's sentient.
00:57:12.362 --> 00:57:16.777
It told me how to get the Demons Three
to bring the rest of it to Earth.
00:57:17.534 --> 00:57:20.413
It would've been so easy
to take it from them.
00:57:20.904 --> 00:57:25.216
Of course, rock star Johnny
screwed everything sideways.
00:57:26.042 --> 00:57:30.491
So, we had to frame Faust
and get you to bring me here.
00:57:30.713 --> 00:57:34.661
Now I'm immortal and supercharged!
00:57:34.984 --> 00:57:38.625
You've been played for a sap.
The Stone isn't sentient.
00:57:38.888 --> 00:57:42.301
What's left of Destiny's soul
was whispering sweet nothings in your ear,
00:57:42.459 --> 00:57:45.770
getting you to commit atrocities
to gain power and make his move.
00:57:46.729 --> 00:57:49.073
You're just pissed 'cause I won.
00:57:49.299 --> 00:57:50.607
I wish that were the case.
00:57:52.302 --> 00:57:54.009
This can't be right.
00:57:55.405 --> 00:57:56.406
(GROANING)
00:57:56.639 --> 00:57:57.640
No!
00:57:57.974 --> 00:57:59.078
(SCREAMING)
00:58:01.678 --> 00:58:04.625
Wait! Wait! We had a deal!
00:58:06.583 --> 00:58:08.187
We had a deal!
00:58:08.718 --> 00:58:10.026
(SCREAMING)
00:58:19.596 --> 00:58:21.872
Five hundred years, I've waited.
00:58:24.000 --> 00:58:26.310
Five hundred years, I've planned.
00:58:28.438 --> 00:58:31.612
Really? I guess 500 must be the new 300.
00:58:31.774 --> 00:58:34.550
What say we share your beauty secrets
over a pint, eh?
00:58:34.711 --> 00:58:37.658
A god does not prattle with mortals.
00:58:52.762 --> 00:58:54.207
(EXHALES)
00:58:57.233 --> 00:58:58.541
She gonna be okay?
00:58:58.801 --> 00:59:00.906
I... I don't know.
00:59:01.471 --> 00:59:05.817
The amount of magic she's used,
sometimes you don't recover.
00:59:08.077 --> 00:59:10.387
(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
00:59:11.481 --> 00:59:15.327
I should have never led her back.
Selfish bastard, I am.
00:59:15.485 --> 00:59:17.260
BATMAN: You've done what you can for now,
00:59:17.654 --> 00:59:20.601
but we have to stop Destiny,
or everyone's at risk.
00:59:21.190 --> 00:59:22.191
He's right.
00:59:22.358 --> 00:59:25.999
He'll have this city by midnight,
the Eastern Seaboard by dawn.
00:59:26.329 --> 00:59:29.708
Then, what's to stop him? He'll be a god.
00:59:29.866 --> 00:59:32.506
We don't need another one
of those mucking about.
00:59:33.002 --> 00:59:34.675
All right.
00:59:34.938 --> 00:59:38.215
(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
00:59:47.283 --> 00:59:48.728
(SIRENS BLARING)
00:59:50.253 --> 00:59:52.392
(SCREAMING)
00:59:53.957 --> 00:59:55.300
(GRUNTING)
01:00:14.277 --> 01:00:15.551
MAN: Get them!
01:00:16.045 --> 01:00:19.049
They're everywhere! Everywhere!
01:00:19.382 --> 01:00:20.622
Yes.
01:00:21.117 --> 01:00:22.619
Yes.
01:00:23.219 --> 01:00:24.994
My will be done.
01:00:28.091 --> 01:00:29.092
(GROANS)
01:00:30.660 --> 01:00:34.073
Fool! How can you hope to defeat a god?
01:00:34.230 --> 01:00:37.837
Not only can I sense you,
you cannot defeat my shield.
01:00:38.001 --> 01:00:40.641
Since when does God need a force shield?
01:00:42.138 --> 01:00:43.276
(GRUNTS)
01:00:43.573 --> 01:00:45.610
(SCREAMING)
01:00:47.343 --> 01:00:48.413
(HORN HONKING)
01:00:52.782 --> 01:00:54.352
The Justice League are on their way.
01:00:54.784 --> 01:00:56.661
Suppose that couldn't be helped,
01:00:56.819 --> 01:01:00.596
but make sure they stay well away
from Destiny, to not be struck mad,
01:01:00.757 --> 01:01:04.830
unless you want a bunch of crazed
super blokes ripping apart the city.
01:01:04.994 --> 01:01:06.268
(HORN HONKING)
01:01:07.630 --> 01:01:09.610
A little late for that, my friend.
01:01:20.076 --> 01:01:21.146
(GROANS)
01:01:24.814 --> 01:01:25.815
(GRUNTS)
01:01:26.149 --> 01:01:28.561
John, listen to me.
You've been affected by magic.
01:01:31.888 --> 01:01:33.697
Get away to space now.
01:01:34.057 --> 01:01:35.434
(GROWLING)
01:01:36.325 --> 01:01:37.463
(GRUNTING)
01:01:47.136 --> 01:01:48.979
Sorry to have to ask this, Jason.
01:01:49.138 --> 01:01:50.708
At least you're asking.
01:01:51.908 --> 01:01:54.650
Gone, gone, the form of man.
01:01:54.811 --> 01:01:58.054
Rise the demon Etrigan!
01:01:58.815 --> 01:02:02.194
So, Constantine calls once more.
01:02:02.385 --> 01:02:04.888
Just like a greedy, wanton...
01:02:05.054 --> 01:02:07.000
Save the bloody rhymes and top that git!
01:02:07.156 --> 01:02:08.567
Killjoy.
01:02:13.830 --> 01:02:17.175
I've had many years
to think about you, Etrigan.
01:02:24.640 --> 01:02:25.812
(SHOUTS)
01:02:28.244 --> 01:02:30.190
Call this poetic justice.
01:02:36.385 --> 01:02:37.864
(CONSTANTINE GROANS)
01:02:38.821 --> 01:02:41.301
(ETRIGAN AND JASON SCREAMING)
01:02:43.192 --> 01:02:44.796
(ETRIGAN AND JASON GROANING)
01:02:45.361 --> 01:02:46.704
Holy crap.
01:02:52.702 --> 01:02:55.148
Looks like you've finally
beat the curse, my boy.
01:02:55.371 --> 01:02:57.373
Wish it were under happier circumstances.
01:02:59.575 --> 01:03:01.714
- What are you doing?
- Calling for help.
01:03:02.078 --> 01:03:05.287
I just hope he doesn't realize
it's me doing the calling.
01:03:05.681 --> 01:03:08.753
(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
01:03:21.230 --> 01:03:23.403
Who dares strike at me?
01:03:24.066 --> 01:03:30.506
The Defender of The Green, Swamp Thing.
01:03:45.021 --> 01:03:46.125
(GROANING)
01:03:48.424 --> 01:03:49.767
(WONDER WOMAN SHOUTING)
01:03:50.827 --> 01:03:51.862
Perfect.
01:03:55.164 --> 01:03:56.700
(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
01:03:58.901 --> 01:04:00.574
(GRUNTING)
01:04:03.539 --> 01:04:05.314
Glad to see you
back on your feet, Zatanna.
01:04:05.474 --> 01:04:06.782
(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
01:04:07.343 --> 01:04:08.845
(SUPERMAN STRAINING)
01:04:13.549 --> 01:04:16.052
Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!
01:04:16.252 --> 01:04:17.390
(ZATANNA STRAINING)
01:04:48.951 --> 01:04:49.952
(SHOUTING)
01:05:02.465 --> 01:05:03.466
(GRUNTING)
01:05:04.367 --> 01:05:08.540
DESTINY: The so-called Guardian of The Green
who secretly hopes to be human again.
01:05:09.872 --> 01:05:11.852
Let me dispel you of that notion.
01:05:12.375 --> 01:05:13.445
(SCOFFS)
01:05:14.010 --> 01:05:15.887
(GROANING)
01:05:17.246 --> 01:05:18.987
(SCREAMING)
01:05:28.691 --> 01:05:30.295
DESTINY: Back to the dirt
01:05:31.861 --> 01:05:33.704
where you belong.
01:05:45.808 --> 01:05:48.379
He's getting more powerful by the second.
What the hell are we gonna do?
01:05:48.945 --> 01:05:51.255
I say we go and talk to a man
about a horse.
01:05:51.614 --> 01:05:53.560
Did you hit your head or something?
You're babbling.
01:05:53.716 --> 01:05:56.094
A Trojan horse, Boston. Come on!
01:05:59.055 --> 01:06:00.966
CONSTANTINE: Over here, you wanker!
01:06:04.126 --> 01:06:06.732
You are puny and disrespectful.
01:06:07.396 --> 01:06:09.637
Let me see your madness.
01:06:16.906 --> 01:06:19.750
Well, that's the trouble with
someone like me. Been there, done that.
01:06:19.909 --> 01:06:23.083
I shall make you beg for death.
01:06:23.279 --> 01:06:25.486
Can I beg you to stop talking?
01:06:25.748 --> 01:06:28.752
I mean, all wizards are touched but you,
you're a full-blown nutter.
01:06:28.918 --> 01:06:32.627
I will tear your soul apart.
01:06:32.855 --> 01:06:35.358
And what happened
to not prattling with mortals, eh?
01:06:35.524 --> 01:06:37.834
You chatter like my grandma
at a book club.
01:06:39.428 --> 01:06:40.702
Now, Boston!
01:06:41.430 --> 01:06:43.137
Trick or treat, freak!
01:06:45.134 --> 01:06:47.171
(GROANING)
01:06:51.841 --> 01:06:53.343
(DESTINY GRUNTING)
01:06:59.515 --> 01:07:00.516
(GROANS)
01:07:03.019 --> 01:07:05.829
Is that a sword in your chest,
or are you just glad to see me?
01:07:07.056 --> 01:07:09.161
Merlin sends his regards.
01:07:09.792 --> 01:07:12.636
Oh, and by the way, you lose.
01:07:13.162 --> 01:07:14.334
(GROANING)
01:07:16.032 --> 01:07:18.945
(INCANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
01:07:22.505 --> 01:07:24.109
(GROANING)
01:07:26.742 --> 01:07:28.312
(SCREAMING)
01:07:33.983 --> 01:07:35.360
I don't think so.
01:07:41.791 --> 01:07:43.600
(RITCHIE GROANING)
01:07:49.565 --> 01:07:50.669
(SHROUDS WHISPERING)
01:07:50.900 --> 01:07:52.072
(EXCLAIMING)
01:07:54.703 --> 01:07:56.205
Johnny, I was...
01:07:56.505 --> 01:07:59.509
I was under a compulsion.
You've got to save me.
01:07:59.708 --> 01:08:02.848
You owe me. You owe me!
01:08:03.079 --> 01:08:07.027
Sorry, mate. Can't take the chance that
Destiny is still pulling your strings.
01:08:09.118 --> 01:08:11.894
John, please! Help me!
01:08:14.824 --> 01:08:16.963
(SCREAMING)
01:08:18.894 --> 01:08:21.966
Help me, you bastard!
01:08:22.198 --> 01:08:24.804
(SHOUTING) Help me!
01:08:26.068 --> 01:08:28.048
That was unpleasant.
01:08:28.804 --> 01:08:30.477
(SIGHS) What the hell did I miss?
01:08:30.940 --> 01:08:34.046
Z, you're okay. I thought...
01:08:34.210 --> 01:08:37.316
My head feels like
the morning after Brixton.
01:08:37.480 --> 01:08:39.756
(LAUGHS) Surely not that bad.
01:08:41.484 --> 01:08:45.227
So, Merlin's spell hath ended.
01:08:45.454 --> 01:08:46.990
It would seem so.
01:08:47.490 --> 01:08:50.801
Though it's a "good news,
bad news" sort of thing.
01:08:52.194 --> 01:08:53.696
(GROANING)
01:09:00.870 --> 01:09:02.372
(SHUDDERING)
01:09:02.705 --> 01:09:05.379
- What's going on?
- Yeah. He wasn't wounded.
01:09:05.541 --> 01:09:09.421
Unless I miss my guess, that happened
on the day he was bound to Etrigan.
01:09:11.614 --> 01:09:13.423
And now that I'm not...
01:09:14.016 --> 01:09:15.927
I'm truly sorry, Jason.
01:09:16.485 --> 01:09:19.989
Don't be. It's a welcome end.
01:09:32.434 --> 01:09:36.314
ETRIGAN:
For 500 years, he and I have been bound.
01:09:36.639 --> 01:09:40.610
A demon from hell, a knight of renown.
01:09:41.043 --> 01:09:44.616
Though we were cursed
to be slaves to each other,
01:09:44.980 --> 01:09:48.553
I know of no man
I'd want more for a brother.
01:09:49.318 --> 01:09:50.695
Farewell, mortal.
01:10:06.602 --> 01:10:08.707
ZATANNA:
You couldn't have picked a better place.
01:10:09.438 --> 01:10:11.714
CONSTANTINE: The village
where he was born was over there.
01:10:12.007 --> 01:10:15.011
Too bad it took this to get him home.
01:10:15.811 --> 01:10:18.485
Batman asked me
to be in the Justice League.
01:10:19.348 --> 01:10:20.725
And you're considering it?
01:10:20.883 --> 01:10:23.363
I visited their headquarters
a few days ago.
01:10:23.819 --> 01:10:28.359
It's interesting and like you said,
maybe it's time to make a difference.
01:10:28.824 --> 01:10:31.430
(CHUCKLES) Listening to me now? Uh-oh.
01:10:31.660 --> 01:10:33.401
They want you, too.
01:10:33.596 --> 01:10:35.132
(LAUGHS)
01:10:35.397 --> 01:10:38.003
Good one, Z. Too right, they do.
01:10:41.170 --> 01:10:44.310
You have got to be bloody kidding. No way.
01:10:45.007 --> 01:10:46.384
Batsy would go mental.
01:10:46.542 --> 01:10:50.752
He was the one who asked
and I told him that's what you'd say.
01:10:53.616 --> 01:10:54.890
Be safe, John.
01:11:06.262 --> 01:11:07.707
(SIGHS)
01:11:08.764 --> 01:11:10.539
Now, hold on. Hold on.
01:11:11.000 --> 01:11:14.914
Maybe I've been a bit rash.
Could you tell me more over a drink?
01:11:16.605 --> 01:11:19.279
We could rechristen the House as it were.
01:11:19.775 --> 01:11:20.879
A drink?
01:11:21.043 --> 01:11:22.989
Yeah, a drink.
01:11:26.715 --> 01:11:30.424
Don't think this is gonna turn into some
sort of Manchester weekend.
01:11:30.986 --> 01:11:32.659
Get that out of your head.
01:11:33.589 --> 01:11:35.569
We could have a Trewhiddle Tuesday.
01:11:36.492 --> 01:11:38.597
(LAUGHS) No, definitely not.
01:11:38.894 --> 01:11:40.874
CONSTANTINE:
Well, let's mark that as a maybe.
01:11:59.615 --> 01:12:03.085
Now, that's what I call
making yourself useful, love.
01:12:03.085 --> 01:12:25.085
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