WEBVTT 00:00:00.715 --> 00:00:40.717 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:47.715 --> 00:00:49.717 What I love about Nicole... 00:00:50.384 --> 00:00:53.808 she makes people feel comfortable about even embarrassing things. 00:00:54.972 --> 00:00:56.654 Hey, you look like you care about animals. 00:00:56.683 --> 00:00:57.513 Yes, I do. 00:00:57.600 --> 00:00:59.852 She really listens when someone is talking. 00:00:59.936 --> 00:01:01.978 - Do you want to sign up here? - You know what? I... 00:01:02.063 --> 00:01:05.236 It's funny, I actually signed up for this but I never heard from you guys. 00:01:05.316 --> 00:01:07.859 Sometimes she listens too much for too long. 00:01:07.944 --> 00:01:09.235 Okay, if you email me here... 00:01:09.320 --> 00:01:11.572 - Thank you so much. Have a good day. - Good luck. 00:01:11.656 --> 00:01:13.157 She's a good citizen. 00:01:14.116 --> 00:01:15.803 - Just call him. - I'm not calling. 00:01:15.827 --> 00:01:19.460 She always knows the right thing to do when it comes to difficult family shit. 00:01:19.538 --> 00:01:20.539 Call him. 00:01:24.418 --> 00:01:25.800 I get stuck in my ways, 00:01:25.878 --> 00:01:28.921 and she knows when to push me and when to leave me alone. 00:01:32.844 --> 00:01:34.345 She cuts all our hair. 00:01:44.605 --> 00:01:46.187 Yeah! 00:01:46.273 --> 00:01:47.855 She's always inexplicably 00:01:47.942 --> 00:01:50.444 brewing a cup of tea that she doesn't drink. 00:01:55.282 --> 00:01:58.115 And it's not easy for her to put away a sock, or close a cabinet, 00:01:58.202 --> 00:02:00.625 or do a dish, but she tries for me. 00:02:01.748 --> 00:02:06.452 Nicole grew up in LA around actors, and directors, and movies, and TV, 00:02:06.543 --> 00:02:08.836 and is very close to her mother, Sandra, 00:02:08.921 --> 00:02:10.552 and Cassie, her sister. 00:02:12.008 --> 00:02:14.130 - Hmm. - Note the wrapping. 00:02:26.105 --> 00:02:28.607 Nicole gives great presents. 00:02:29.150 --> 00:02:30.441 Uh... 00:02:32.737 --> 00:02:35.369 She is a mother who plays, really plays. 00:02:35.447 --> 00:02:36.659 - Lizard? - Yeah. 00:02:37.533 --> 00:02:39.445 She never steps off playing 00:02:39.535 --> 00:02:40.737 or says it's too much. 00:02:41.203 --> 00:02:44.126 - Mom. - And it must be too much some of the time. 00:02:46.208 --> 00:02:47.800 "...chopped down a Christmas tree..." 00:02:48.377 --> 00:02:49.378 All right. 00:02:49.545 --> 00:02:51.627 Nice. Two, three, four... What? 00:02:52.924 --> 00:02:54.966 Are you kidding me? I was just in jail! 00:02:55.051 --> 00:02:56.342 Goddamn it! 00:02:56.427 --> 00:02:59.260 - Do not laugh at me! Stop it! - She's competitive. 00:03:00.347 --> 00:03:03.761 She's amazing at opening jars because of her strong arms, 00:03:03.851 --> 00:03:05.853 which I've always found very sexy. 00:03:06.187 --> 00:03:08.149 She keeps the fridge over-full. 00:03:08.230 --> 00:03:10.072 No one is ever hungry in our house. 00:03:11.192 --> 00:03:12.483 She can drive a stick. 00:03:15.822 --> 00:03:16.823 How could you? 00:03:16.864 --> 00:03:18.826 After that movie, All Over The Girl, 00:03:19.200 --> 00:03:21.743 she could have stayed in LA and been a movie star, 00:03:21.828 --> 00:03:24.530 but she gave that up to do theater with me in New York. 00:03:25.081 --> 00:03:27.123 You might as well get what you paid for. 00:03:27.666 --> 00:03:28.748 She's brave. 00:03:32.046 --> 00:03:33.387 She's a great dancer. 00:03:33.464 --> 00:03:35.967 Infectious. She makes me wish I could dance. 00:03:36.675 --> 00:03:40.049 She always says when she doesn't know something, or hasn't read a book, 00:03:40.137 --> 00:03:41.598 or seen a film or a play, 00:03:41.680 --> 00:03:44.894 whereas I fake it or say something like I haven't seen it in awhile. 00:03:48.020 --> 00:03:51.864 My crazy ideas are her favorite things to figure out how to execute. 00:03:57.571 --> 00:03:58.823 Let's try it... 00:04:00.616 --> 00:04:01.657 crawling... 00:04:04.328 --> 00:04:06.040 but also standing. 00:04:06.873 --> 00:04:08.704 She's my favorite actress. 00:04:10.793 --> 00:04:12.674 What I love about Charlie... 00:04:13.212 --> 00:04:14.713 Charlie is undaunted. 00:04:16.799 --> 00:04:19.511 He never lets other people's opinions or any setbacks 00:04:19.593 --> 00:04:21.305 keep him from what he wants to do. 00:04:22.554 --> 00:04:25.227 And he liked me, so... 00:04:25.307 --> 00:04:28.190 Charlie eats like he's trying to get it over with 00:04:28.269 --> 00:04:30.771 and like there won't be enough food for everyone. 00:04:30.855 --> 00:04:33.527 A sandwich is to be strangled while devoured. 00:04:33.941 --> 00:04:35.562 Is your sweater on backwards? 00:04:35.985 --> 00:04:39.819 But he's incredibly neat, and I rely on him to keep things in order. 00:04:42.158 --> 00:04:43.159 So... 00:04:44.451 --> 00:04:45.732 He's energy-conscious. 00:04:46.620 --> 00:04:47.621 Hey. 00:04:49.957 --> 00:04:50.958 Sorry. 00:04:51.542 --> 00:04:53.544 He doesn't look in the mirror too often. 00:04:53.627 --> 00:04:55.179 I cried four times. 00:04:55.337 --> 00:04:56.178 Me too. 00:04:56.255 --> 00:04:57.716 He cries easily in movies. 00:04:57.798 --> 00:04:59.550 I wonder if it was the same four. 00:05:00.217 --> 00:05:02.840 He's very self-sufficient. He can darn a sock, 00:05:02.929 --> 00:05:05.051 and cook himself dinner, and iron a shirt. 00:05:06.933 --> 00:05:08.764 How are we doing over here? 00:05:08.851 --> 00:05:10.022 The peppers are cut. 00:05:10.102 --> 00:05:12.234 He rarely gets defeated, which... 00:05:12.897 --> 00:05:14.198 I feel like I always do. 00:05:14.273 --> 00:05:15.524 ...I've got some carrots. 00:05:16.984 --> 00:05:19.566 Charlie takes all of my moods steadily. 00:05:19.653 --> 00:05:22.036 He doesn't give in to them or make me feel bad about them. 00:05:23.032 --> 00:05:24.283 He's a great dresser. 00:05:24.575 --> 00:05:27.869 He never looks embarrassing, which is hard for a man. 00:05:28.537 --> 00:05:30.459 Goddamn it, Charlie, get it together! 00:05:30.539 --> 00:05:31.911 He's very competitive. 00:05:31.999 --> 00:05:33.250 Oh, come on! 00:05:33.750 --> 00:05:36.373 - What's this? Who owns Baltic Avenue? - Me. 00:05:36.462 --> 00:05:37.503 How much is it? 00:05:37.588 --> 00:05:39.470 - I don't have enough. - $450. 00:05:39.548 --> 00:05:42.011 Okay, so I'm done? I'm done, right? That's it? 00:05:42.843 --> 00:05:44.635 This is so frustrating! 00:05:45.221 --> 00:05:47.843 This is so frustrating. I always lose. 00:05:48.891 --> 00:05:50.368 - Dad. - He loves being a dad. 00:05:50.392 --> 00:05:53.565 He loves all the things you're supposed to hate, like the tantrums, 00:05:53.645 --> 00:05:54.897 the waking up at night. 00:05:56.690 --> 00:05:57.902 I had a bad dream. 00:05:59.944 --> 00:06:00.945 It's okay. 00:06:04.740 --> 00:06:06.943 It's almost annoying how much he likes it, 00:06:07.034 --> 00:06:09.036 but... then, it's mostly nice. 00:06:09.120 --> 00:06:10.791 Dad, stay. 00:06:39.942 --> 00:06:42.074 He disappears into his own world. 00:06:43.279 --> 00:06:44.440 Shit. 00:06:44.530 --> 00:06:46.252 - What's "shit?" - This is our stop. 00:06:46.448 --> 00:06:48.740 He and Henry are alike in that way. 00:06:50.869 --> 00:06:53.993 He can tell people when they have food in their teeth or on their face 00:06:54.081 --> 00:06:56.163 in a way that doesn't make them feel bad. 00:06:56.917 --> 00:06:57.918 Perfect. 00:06:58.502 --> 00:07:00.054 Charlie is self-made. 00:07:00.587 --> 00:07:01.628 His parents... 00:07:02.214 --> 00:07:03.845 I only met them once, but... 00:07:04.550 --> 00:07:08.304 he told me there was a lot of alcohol and some violence in his childhood. 00:07:09.513 --> 00:07:12.236 As soon as she comes with a lookout, they're coming with a camcorder. 00:07:12.266 --> 00:07:13.785 - Camcorder. - Is that what they're called? 00:07:13.809 --> 00:07:16.762 He moved to New York from Indiana with no safety net, 00:07:16.853 --> 00:07:19.106 and now he's more New Yorker than any New Yorker. 00:07:19.190 --> 00:07:21.072 I made sure they used the right almond milk. 00:07:21.150 --> 00:07:21.981 Genius. 00:07:22.068 --> 00:07:25.441 He's brilliant at creating family out of whoever is around. 00:07:27.823 --> 00:07:31.527 With the theater company, he cast a spell that made everyone feel included. 00:07:32.161 --> 00:07:34.163 No one, not even an intern, was unimportant. 00:07:34.246 --> 00:07:36.588 He could remember all the inside jokes. 00:07:36.665 --> 00:07:39.208 And where do you go when it's windy? 00:07:39.668 --> 00:07:41.460 Oh, yeah, that... that was funny. 00:07:45.466 --> 00:07:48.549 He's extremely organized and thorough. 00:07:49.345 --> 00:07:51.547 He's very clear about what he wants, 00:07:51.638 --> 00:07:53.850 unlike me, who can't always tell. 00:07:54.600 --> 00:07:55.761 Let's stop right there. 00:08:16.455 --> 00:08:17.496 Who wants to start? 00:08:25.172 --> 00:08:26.793 I-I'm not going to read this out loud. 00:08:29.468 --> 00:08:30.469 Why is that? 00:08:30.969 --> 00:08:32.681 Because I don't like what I wrote. 00:08:34.265 --> 00:08:37.308 As we mediate your separation 00:08:37.643 --> 00:08:39.805 and eventual divorce, 00:08:40.604 --> 00:08:43.407 things can get quite contentious. 00:08:43.482 --> 00:08:46.815 So, I like to begin with a note of positivity, 00:08:47.403 --> 00:08:51.447 for the people I work with to remember why they got married in the first place. 00:08:51.823 --> 00:08:54.496 And so that, as you come apart, 00:08:54.576 --> 00:08:56.288 you're reminded that... 00:08:57.121 --> 00:09:00.003 this is a person you had great feeling for, 00:09:00.707 --> 00:09:03.170 and maybe still do in many ways. 00:09:06.463 --> 00:09:08.675 I'll read mine. I like what I wrote. 00:09:10.176 --> 00:09:11.467 For it to really work, 00:09:11.968 --> 00:09:13.340 you both have to read. 00:09:13.429 --> 00:09:14.630 I'm not going to. 00:09:15.556 --> 00:09:16.767 Okay, um... 00:09:17.433 --> 00:09:21.097 I just think it's a shame that you guys aren't going to get to hear, 00:09:21.603 --> 00:09:23.645 uh, the wonderful things you wrote about each other. 00:09:24.231 --> 00:09:26.893 She always says I can't write, but I think mine's pretty good. 00:09:26.983 --> 00:09:29.421 Nicole, maybe you'd change your mind once you heard Charlie's. 00:09:29.445 --> 00:09:30.856 I don't want to hear Charlie's. 00:09:30.946 --> 00:09:32.198 We promised to listen. 00:09:32.281 --> 00:09:33.282 That's right. 00:09:34.408 --> 00:09:36.660 That's the very first step in this process. 00:09:38.162 --> 00:09:41.505 Well, I think I'm going to go if you two are going to just sit around 00:09:41.582 --> 00:09:43.624 and suck each other's dicks. 00:09:49.715 --> 00:09:52.338 How can this evil allow moderation? 00:09:52.426 --> 00:09:54.388 How can this evil allow moderation? 00:09:55.387 --> 00:09:57.269 How can it be right to betray the departed? 00:09:58.724 --> 00:10:00.556 How is it human to be so... 00:10:01.810 --> 00:10:02.851 faithless? 00:10:04.605 --> 00:10:06.777 I want no praise from impious men. 00:10:07.774 --> 00:10:09.986 No home with them of quiet ease. 00:10:10.527 --> 00:10:13.280 Noble blood still runs in my veins. 00:10:14.072 --> 00:10:15.904 Shall I fail my father... 00:10:16.825 --> 00:10:18.327 stifling my cries, 00:10:18.702 --> 00:10:20.544 clipping the wings of grief? 00:10:21.288 --> 00:10:25.252 Must his corpse in the ground wretchedly waste away, 00:10:25.334 --> 00:10:26.505 feebly count for nothing? 00:10:26.585 --> 00:10:28.417 Must his killers gloat... 00:10:28.795 --> 00:10:30.507 Must his killers gloat, 00:10:30.756 --> 00:10:33.509 never to pay with blood, for blood... 00:10:33.592 --> 00:10:36.465 Charlie gave me the note, but it's really for you. 00:10:36.845 --> 00:10:39.097 - He told me to pick up my cues. - How is that for me? 00:10:39.181 --> 00:10:40.892 Acting is reacting. 00:10:40.974 --> 00:10:43.527 I'm responding to you. You're slowing me down. 00:10:43.602 --> 00:10:45.604 Frank, it's closing night, you know. 00:10:46.188 --> 00:10:48.940 You don't think Charlie and Nicole will ever get back together? 00:10:49.024 --> 00:10:51.607 No, I think this time it's really over. 00:10:52.110 --> 00:10:55.694 - It still feels weird. - I feel like my parents are splitting up. 00:10:56.072 --> 00:10:57.654 It's always been "Charlie and Nicole." 00:10:57.741 --> 00:10:59.219 - Is Charlie still giving notes? - Yep. 00:10:59.243 --> 00:11:00.964 You're lucky, Nic. I wish I was going to LA. 00:11:00.994 --> 00:11:03.237 You can actually have space in LA. There's no space here. 00:11:05.749 --> 00:11:06.750 Ladies and gentlemen, 00:11:07.376 --> 00:11:08.667 I want to make a toast 00:11:09.044 --> 00:11:10.296 to Charlie... 00:11:11.213 --> 00:11:13.635 and to our beloved Nicole, 00:11:13.715 --> 00:11:18.059 who is going to be going out on a new adventure, 00:11:18.595 --> 00:11:21.097 all the way to sunny California. 00:11:21.640 --> 00:11:24.853 And we are also going to try something new. 00:11:24.935 --> 00:11:27.938 We are going to take our play to Broadway. 00:11:31.107 --> 00:11:33.770 It reminds me of when I was a young person 00:11:33.860 --> 00:11:36.152 and went to Broadway for the first time. 00:11:36.238 --> 00:11:37.239 And I'm telling you, 00:11:37.906 --> 00:11:41.119 winning your first Tony at 27, 00:11:41.201 --> 00:11:43.334 it can mess with your head. 00:11:43.412 --> 00:11:46.955 I mean, I was just a baby. Elia Kazan was backstage... 00:11:47.040 --> 00:11:48.722 I'm going to go over there now. 00:11:48.750 --> 00:11:51.313 - Don't do it. Mary Ann? - ...elbowing Mike Nichols. 00:11:51.337 --> 00:11:53.959 And Mike was chatting with Dietrich, 00:11:54.047 --> 00:11:58.141 and Marlene, you know, she usually was a barrel of monkeys, 00:11:58.218 --> 00:12:01.892 but tonight she was very, very serious. 00:12:02.889 --> 00:12:04.100 Could you give me a second? 00:12:25.621 --> 00:12:27.423 Well, I'd have to study it, but... 00:12:27.456 --> 00:12:28.457 Hey. 00:12:28.582 --> 00:12:31.835 Oh. Hey, I didn't expect you guys home until late. 00:12:32.294 --> 00:12:34.636 - How's he doing? - Good, good. He went to bed on time. 00:12:34.713 --> 00:12:35.544 No fuss. 00:12:35.631 --> 00:12:37.673 Read him some of Cricket in Times Square. 00:12:39.009 --> 00:12:40.721 God, you guys are so attractive. 00:12:42.178 --> 00:12:44.891 Shit. Sorry, I didn't stop that from being said. 00:12:45.891 --> 00:12:47.092 No, it's okay. 00:12:47.183 --> 00:12:49.846 I'll pay for the whole time. We decided to come home early. 00:12:49.936 --> 00:12:52.809 Hey, thanks. And also the travel time. 00:13:06.912 --> 00:13:09.676 ...conversation as well as anybody, but I've gotta run. 00:13:09.706 --> 00:13:12.208 ...if you know what I mean. 00:13:12.292 --> 00:13:15.966 - Y-You're leaving? - Well, I ain't moving in. 00:13:16.046 --> 00:13:18.288 We'll be back when you get your... 00:13:24.555 --> 00:13:26.937 If you don't like that mediator, we'll find another one. 00:13:27.015 --> 00:13:29.017 - Yeah. - W-We might not need a mediator. 00:13:29.100 --> 00:13:31.062 We'll just split everything anyway, I don't care. 00:13:31.437 --> 00:13:33.519 - Me neither. - You can have most of it. 00:13:33.772 --> 00:13:36.250 We'll get apartments near each other, make it easier for Henry. 00:13:36.274 --> 00:13:37.145 We'll figure it out. 00:13:37.233 --> 00:13:39.025 - We want the same things. - Right. 00:13:39.445 --> 00:13:41.447 In the meantime, the pilot will be fun for you. 00:13:44.282 --> 00:13:45.954 You don't think it's bad, do you? 00:13:46.159 --> 00:13:49.292 I don't ever watch TV, so, you know, I can't tell. 00:13:56.670 --> 00:13:57.671 Uh-huh. 00:13:58.422 --> 00:14:01.174 I told Henry I'd come out to LA in two weeks to see him. 00:14:04.678 --> 00:14:05.679 Yes? 00:14:06.763 --> 00:14:07.764 Nothing. 00:14:09.808 --> 00:14:11.680 I can tell you want to give me a note. 00:14:11.768 --> 00:14:12.769 No, I don't. 00:14:14.688 --> 00:14:18.692 Yeah... I mean, yes, I do, but I guess... 00:14:20.736 --> 00:14:23.338 I guess it doesn't matter now. You won't be with the show anymore. 00:14:23.363 --> 00:14:24.364 It's stupid. 00:14:25.365 --> 00:14:28.078 You're not going to be able to sleep until you tell me. 00:14:29.119 --> 00:14:30.120 Maybe not. 00:14:31.287 --> 00:14:32.288 Okay, then. 00:14:32.539 --> 00:14:34.290 So, there are two things. 00:14:35.250 --> 00:14:38.834 I thought your posture at the top of scene seven is still too dignified. 00:14:39.880 --> 00:14:41.802 - Okay. - And then... 00:14:43.509 --> 00:14:46.011 at the end, I could tell you were pushing for the emotion. 00:14:46.470 --> 00:14:48.061 Well, you know I can't cry on stage, 00:14:48.138 --> 00:14:50.641 and I know you don't like it when I fake it, but... 00:14:51.850 --> 00:14:54.062 I thought maybe tonight it would come, but... 00:14:55.353 --> 00:14:56.354 it didn't. 00:14:56.980 --> 00:14:58.281 That's all I had. 00:15:00.859 --> 00:15:02.110 Thanks for indulging me. 00:15:07.323 --> 00:15:08.364 Good night, Charlie. 00:15:56.748 --> 00:15:58.039 Mom. 00:15:58.124 --> 00:16:00.957 G-ma, summer is for relaxing. 00:16:01.294 --> 00:16:04.177 What do you want to do today? 00:16:04.255 --> 00:16:06.468 Hang out and relax with you. 00:16:06.675 --> 00:16:08.346 - Me too. - No relaxing. 00:16:08.844 --> 00:16:11.046 Nicole has a hair and makeup test today, 00:16:11.137 --> 00:16:14.470 and Henry, we got you into Fairy Camp with the cousins. 00:16:15.016 --> 00:16:16.518 I hate Fairy Camp. 00:16:16.602 --> 00:16:18.804 Cassie says everyone likes Fairy Camp, 00:16:18.895 --> 00:16:21.437 and I think this is true. 00:16:25.193 --> 00:16:27.736 Henry, go make your mom some coffee like I taught you. 00:16:27.821 --> 00:16:30.283 - Hm? - Mom, wait till you taste my coffee. 00:16:31.783 --> 00:16:32.784 Mm. 00:16:32.868 --> 00:16:33.989 Oop-a-doodle. 00:16:39.040 --> 00:16:42.463 Do you always sleep together? Even in New York? 00:16:42.544 --> 00:16:45.717 No, it's just for right now while we go through this transition. 00:16:46.297 --> 00:16:47.298 Oh, shit. 00:16:47.549 --> 00:16:50.512 Don't tell Charlie when he gets here. He hates co-sleeping. 00:16:50.594 --> 00:16:53.146 Well, I have to say, I agree with Charlie. 00:16:53.221 --> 00:16:55.183 Oh, surprise surprise. 00:16:55.265 --> 00:16:58.689 - It's as if you have exploded... - Jesus, it's early. 00:16:59.227 --> 00:17:00.559 ...into this room. 00:17:01.396 --> 00:17:02.898 I can do this part alone. 00:17:02.981 --> 00:17:04.563 Fine. I won't look. 00:17:06.192 --> 00:17:10.196 As long as you're in my house, wake up is at 6:30 a.m., 00:17:10.321 --> 00:17:13.955 and until you know what you want to do, we're going to do what I like to do. 00:17:14.034 --> 00:17:17.708 I can't just go from what Charlie wanted to do to what you want to do. 00:17:17.788 --> 00:17:20.621 Even though I'm 64 00:17:20.707 --> 00:17:22.498 and have a dead gay husband, 00:17:22.584 --> 00:17:25.336 I manage to get up every day, 00:17:25.420 --> 00:17:28.173 live my life, and feel pretty good about myself. 00:17:28.256 --> 00:17:30.338 So, maybe your mom knows a thing or two. 00:17:30.801 --> 00:17:32.132 You know what I would do? 00:17:32.719 --> 00:17:33.720 About what? 00:17:33.762 --> 00:17:37.225 When Charlie gets here, I'd whisk him off to Palm Springs. 00:17:37.307 --> 00:17:40.440 That's what your father and I did whenever we hit a speed bump. 00:17:40.811 --> 00:17:43.854 Didn't you walk in on Dad blowing the porter in Palm Springs? 00:17:43.939 --> 00:17:47.643 And I always regretted getting so upset about it. 00:17:47.734 --> 00:17:51.738 Charlie and I are getting a divorce, Mom. There's nothing for us in Palm Springs. 00:17:51.822 --> 00:17:54.364 You need to wash your face before you go to sleep. 00:17:54.783 --> 00:17:55.784 When Daddy gets here, 00:17:55.826 --> 00:17:58.328 - maybe we could all go on the Jaws ride. - Yeah. 00:17:58.411 --> 00:18:00.914 Or I could go once with Daddy and once with you, 00:18:00.997 --> 00:18:02.829 because I wouldn't mind going twice anyway. 00:18:02.916 --> 00:18:04.758 No, we'll all go together, sweetheart. 00:18:04.793 --> 00:18:08.126 Did you know that Universal Studios is where I did my first screen test? 00:18:08.213 --> 00:18:11.166 On the plane, I re-read the pilot as if I were Charlie reading it, 00:18:11.257 --> 00:18:13.219 and I started to think it was just bad. 00:18:13.468 --> 00:18:15.841 My agent says it's one to watch. 00:18:16.137 --> 00:18:17.138 Mmm. 00:18:17.472 --> 00:18:19.805 - This coffee is good. Thank you. - You're welcome. 00:18:19.891 --> 00:18:22.103 What if Charlie is on Broadway 00:18:22.185 --> 00:18:24.437 with a play I brought him, which I originated, 00:18:24.520 --> 00:18:26.022 and I'm just doing bad TV? 00:18:26.106 --> 00:18:30.150 Everyone is only impressed when they see someone on TV. 00:18:30.610 --> 00:18:32.797 - She's beautiful. - Her wig looks great. 00:18:32.821 --> 00:18:34.542 Where's she been the past ten years? 00:18:34.572 --> 00:18:37.155 Doing weird theater in New York, downtown shit. 00:18:37.242 --> 00:18:39.364 - I saw one. It rained onstage. - Can I say something? 00:18:39.452 --> 00:18:40.914 It was good. Edgy. 00:18:40.996 --> 00:18:43.659 Directed by her husband, supposedly very controlling. 00:18:43.749 --> 00:18:46.477 - We're lucky to have her. - I'm surprised she said yes. 00:18:46.501 --> 00:18:49.063 - We can thank her divorce. - Can she move her hand? 00:18:49.087 --> 00:18:51.941 It's going to be hard to roto in the hair on the baby around her fingers. 00:18:51.965 --> 00:18:54.678 Can... you move your hand further down the baby? 00:18:58.554 --> 00:19:00.967 - Where? Like here? - Off the head entirely. 00:19:01.683 --> 00:19:03.124 I have to support his head. 00:19:03.184 --> 00:19:06.607 No, no, support the head, of course. Just try and do it from the... shoulders? 00:19:07.898 --> 00:19:09.541 - It's perfect. - Yes, good. 00:19:09.565 --> 00:19:10.767 I can't hold a baby like this. 00:19:10.817 --> 00:19:12.438 She's right, that's going to look weird. 00:19:14.112 --> 00:19:17.133 It was very important to me to have this show based on hard science. 00:19:17.157 --> 00:19:18.879 So we can see your pretty face and not ours. 00:19:18.909 --> 00:19:22.292 You should've seen me before the plants invaded. 00:19:22.370 --> 00:19:23.581 I say that with respect. 00:19:23.663 --> 00:19:25.125 I was raised by two mothers. 00:19:25.665 --> 00:19:28.548 Can you lower the board please, Pablo? 00:19:29.878 --> 00:19:31.750 Here? How about here? 00:19:32.923 --> 00:19:35.005 - How about now? - Why is there always a flirty grip? 00:19:35.091 --> 00:19:37.444 I can do anything you want. I just need her here two hours... 00:19:37.468 --> 00:19:38.389 Can I say something? 00:19:38.469 --> 00:19:40.351 Dennis, hold on. What, honey? 00:19:40.847 --> 00:19:42.638 She has to know how to hold a baby. 00:19:42.724 --> 00:19:45.161 - Later on, after she kills Donny... - She kills Donny? 00:19:45.185 --> 00:19:47.267 That's a secret. We didn't give the crew those pages. 00:19:47.312 --> 00:19:49.791 ...she becomes a sort of a Earth mother to the plant community. 00:19:49.815 --> 00:19:51.356 That's not going to make any sense 00:19:51.441 --> 00:19:53.403 if we feel like she's a bad mother to her own kid. 00:19:53.484 --> 00:19:54.906 - She's right. - Does Donny know? 00:19:54.986 --> 00:19:57.464 - Must be nice to get out of New York. - Well, I'm from out here. 00:19:57.488 --> 00:19:59.951 Our daughter, Mia, is at NYU, living in a shoebox. 00:20:00.033 --> 00:20:02.125 She says it went up to 104 the other day. 00:20:02.202 --> 00:20:05.585 - We are just so excited to have you. - I'm excited to be here. 00:20:05.663 --> 00:20:09.167 We're going for an early aughts aesthetic, so having your presence just nails that. 00:20:09.250 --> 00:20:10.421 What signifies early aughts? 00:20:10.501 --> 00:20:12.173 Into The Girl was on TV... 00:20:12.253 --> 00:20:14.273 - All Over The Girl. - ...or streaming or something. 00:20:14.297 --> 00:20:16.179 You are fucking hot in that movie. 00:20:16.257 --> 00:20:18.009 - Carol. - Fuck it, I speak my mind. 00:20:18.093 --> 00:20:20.696 - We're not allowing our son to see it. - Because you show your tits. 00:20:20.720 --> 00:20:21.601 - Carol! - Yeah. 00:20:21.679 --> 00:20:23.301 - Dennis. - This is Carter Mitchum. 00:20:23.389 --> 00:20:25.802 He's a futurist at UCLA. 00:20:25.892 --> 00:20:29.355 He's consulting on all the environmental stuff for the show so it's accurate. 00:20:29.437 --> 00:20:31.019 - Nice to meet you. - Is it? 00:20:31.106 --> 00:20:31.977 - What? - Accurate? 00:20:32.065 --> 00:20:33.066 So far, none of it. 00:20:33.649 --> 00:20:36.272 This pilot will go. So get ready to move back to LA. 00:20:36.361 --> 00:20:39.154 Listen, everything you were saying back there was absolutely right. 00:20:39.239 --> 00:20:42.343 - If she's a bad mom, we lose the audience. - Nobody knows we're killing Donny, 00:20:42.367 --> 00:20:44.029 - including Donny. - I... I thought... 00:20:44.119 --> 00:20:46.992 Let us know if you'd like to be part of our writer's room. 00:20:47.080 --> 00:20:49.212 I bet you'd be really helpful, actually. 00:20:49.290 --> 00:20:50.671 Or I could direct. 00:20:50.792 --> 00:20:53.174 - No, yeah. - Sorry, what? Maybe that sounds crazy. 00:20:53.253 --> 00:20:54.424 No, do you have a reel? 00:20:54.963 --> 00:20:59.007 No, because I've... I've never done it. I watched my husband do it for years. 00:20:59.342 --> 00:21:00.844 Almost ex-husband. 00:21:00.927 --> 00:21:03.970 Oh, what's the opposite of fiancé? 00:21:04.055 --> 00:21:05.857 Dennis and I will talk to your agent about it. 00:21:05.891 --> 00:21:09.224 At our theater I always wanted to direct, and then Charlie would say something like, 00:21:09.310 --> 00:21:11.152 "The next one," but he was always the director, 00:21:11.187 --> 00:21:12.688 so there never was a next one. 00:21:13.564 --> 00:21:16.737 I don't know. Maybe if we'd stayed married, there would've been. 00:21:16.818 --> 00:21:19.530 Yeah, no. We're going to kill him off. It seems unlikely... 00:21:22.490 --> 00:21:23.731 I'm going to give you a number. 00:21:23.783 --> 00:21:26.536 Okay, is it a therapist? Because I have a therapist. 00:21:26.828 --> 00:21:29.460 Well, it's my mom's therapist. We share her. 00:21:29.539 --> 00:21:32.252 She's a lawyer. She represented me when I left Dennis. 00:21:32.918 --> 00:21:33.919 Oh. 00:21:34.044 --> 00:21:35.465 You and Dennis are divorced? 00:21:35.545 --> 00:21:36.676 Since 2013. 00:21:36.754 --> 00:21:37.966 You still work together. 00:21:38.423 --> 00:21:39.334 That's nice. 00:21:39.424 --> 00:21:40.836 Oh, no, he's a fucking cocksucker. 00:21:40.926 --> 00:21:43.428 Nora got me half of this project in the settlement. 00:21:43.511 --> 00:21:44.512 Oh. 00:21:44.679 --> 00:21:47.012 Well, we talked about doing it without lawyers. 00:21:47.307 --> 00:21:49.189 My sister had me meet a bunch of them already, 00:21:49.267 --> 00:21:51.769 and I... just... hated them. 00:21:52.312 --> 00:21:53.313 Call Nora. 00:21:54.105 --> 00:21:55.396 She saved my life. 00:21:56.900 --> 00:21:57.901 Sorry, I... 00:21:58.151 --> 00:21:59.152 look so schleppy. 00:21:59.194 --> 00:22:01.106 I had an event at my kid's school. 00:22:02.238 --> 00:22:03.609 Let me get this out of the way. 00:22:03.698 --> 00:22:06.031 I think you're a wonderful actress. 00:22:06.742 --> 00:22:07.573 Thank you. 00:22:07.660 --> 00:22:09.412 I loved All Over The Girl, 00:22:09.495 --> 00:22:11.908 but the theater stuff too... 00:22:11.998 --> 00:22:13.159 You saw the theater stuff? 00:22:13.249 --> 00:22:15.461 I was in New York last year for my book, 00:22:15.835 --> 00:22:17.547 which, remind me to give you a copy, 00:22:17.963 --> 00:22:19.414 and my publisher took me. 00:22:19.505 --> 00:22:20.506 Great. 00:22:21.341 --> 00:22:22.883 - Thank you. - You are awesome. 00:22:25.261 --> 00:22:27.553 - Well, Charlie directed it. - I know. 00:22:28.139 --> 00:22:29.140 He's very talented. 00:22:29.307 --> 00:22:30.308 He is. 00:22:30.600 --> 00:22:32.102 They're moving it to Broadway. 00:22:32.393 --> 00:22:33.394 Hmm. 00:22:33.603 --> 00:22:35.185 Well, without me, of course. 00:22:35.688 --> 00:22:37.030 He was lucky to have you. 00:22:39.692 --> 00:22:40.743 How are you doing? 00:22:48.743 --> 00:22:50.365 - Sorry. - Oh. 00:22:51.913 --> 00:22:52.914 Honey... 00:23:02.423 --> 00:23:03.764 You take some breaths. 00:23:04.926 --> 00:23:08.019 And while you do, I'm going to tell you about myself. 00:23:08.846 --> 00:23:10.598 If you should choose to hire me, 00:23:10.681 --> 00:23:13.184 I will work tirelessly for you, 00:23:13.268 --> 00:23:15.931 and I'm always available by phone or text, 00:23:16.021 --> 00:23:17.472 except when I'm with my kids. 00:23:17.647 --> 00:23:20.400 I insist on doing drop off and pick up every day at school. 00:23:20.483 --> 00:23:22.645 - I understand. - I've been through this myself. 00:23:23.444 --> 00:23:25.576 Thank you Annie. So... 00:23:26.281 --> 00:23:27.822 I know how it feels. 00:23:27.907 --> 00:23:29.739 - You do? - Yes. 00:23:30.118 --> 00:23:33.491 I have a kid from my ex, who is a narcissistic artist... 00:23:34.497 --> 00:23:35.838 and verbally abusive. 00:23:36.332 --> 00:23:38.874 I'm now with a great boyfriend who lives in Malibu. 00:23:38.960 --> 00:23:40.301 Oh, good. 00:23:41.796 --> 00:23:43.168 Well, Charlie's not terrible. 00:23:43.256 --> 00:23:44.597 No, of course not. 00:23:45.008 --> 00:23:48.261 But they ravish you with attention in the beginning... 00:23:48.344 --> 00:23:51.097 and then once we have babies, we become the mom 00:23:51.181 --> 00:23:53.143 and... they get sick of us. 00:23:53.224 --> 00:23:54.225 Yeah. 00:23:56.477 --> 00:23:58.319 Where do you want to live now, doll? 00:23:58.938 --> 00:23:59.939 Well... 00:24:01.524 --> 00:24:03.866 I'm here now, obviously. 00:24:03.943 --> 00:24:06.486 I don't know if the show will get picked up, but... 00:24:07.863 --> 00:24:08.904 it feels like home. 00:24:10.283 --> 00:24:11.284 It is home. 00:24:12.077 --> 00:24:14.329 It's the only home I've ever known without Charlie. 00:24:15.121 --> 00:24:16.282 You want to stay here? 00:24:17.248 --> 00:24:19.210 Charlie's not going to want that. He... 00:24:20.418 --> 00:24:21.249 He hates LA. 00:24:21.336 --> 00:24:23.458 We're interested in what you want to do. 00:24:24.422 --> 00:24:27.345 Sounds to me like you did your time in New York. 00:24:28.301 --> 00:24:30.053 He can do some time here, no? 00:24:30.511 --> 00:24:32.513 He always said we would, but he never... 00:24:33.348 --> 00:24:34.349 did. 00:24:34.807 --> 00:24:35.979 How old is your son? 00:24:36.476 --> 00:24:37.307 Henry's eight. 00:24:37.393 --> 00:24:38.644 - Mmm. - Yeah. 00:24:39.104 --> 00:24:40.105 He likes LA. 00:24:42.940 --> 00:24:44.652 I don't know if it's fair to him. 00:24:46.194 --> 00:24:47.735 I want you to listen to me. 00:24:49.780 --> 00:24:52.283 What you're doing is an act of hope. 00:24:53.368 --> 00:24:54.529 Do you understand that? 00:24:55.911 --> 00:24:56.912 Yeah. 00:24:57.455 --> 00:25:01.129 You're saying, "I want something better for myself." 00:25:01.959 --> 00:25:02.960 I do. 00:25:03.378 --> 00:25:06.171 And this, right now, is the worst time. 00:25:07.173 --> 00:25:08.584 It will only get better. 00:25:10.843 --> 00:25:14.057 Wasn't it Tom Petty who said "The waiting is the hardest part"? 00:25:14.139 --> 00:25:15.140 Oh. 00:25:15.431 --> 00:25:16.432 I don't know. 00:25:16.974 --> 00:25:19.597 I represented his wife in their divorce. 00:25:19.894 --> 00:25:21.306 I got her half of that song. 00:25:21.937 --> 00:25:24.100 Oh, I don't want any money or anything. 00:25:24.190 --> 00:25:25.101 Hmm. 00:25:25.191 --> 00:25:28.104 I just worry because we weren't going to use lawyers, so... 00:25:28.944 --> 00:25:30.696 I don't want to be too aggressive. 00:25:32.073 --> 00:25:33.664 I want to stay friends. 00:25:35.243 --> 00:25:37.285 We'll do it as gently as possible. 00:25:38.621 --> 00:25:39.622 Now... 00:25:40.873 --> 00:25:42.335 Oh. 00:25:42.417 --> 00:25:45.120 Can you tell me a little more about what's going on? 00:25:45.920 --> 00:25:49.464 Because part of what we're going to do together is tell your story. 00:25:51.342 --> 00:25:53.344 It's difficult to articulate. 00:25:53.719 --> 00:25:54.720 It's... 00:25:54.804 --> 00:25:57.227 not as simple as not being in love anymore. 00:25:57.307 --> 00:25:58.638 I understand. 00:25:59.975 --> 00:26:03.099 Why don't you start at the beginning? Wherever that is for you. 00:26:05.523 --> 00:26:06.524 Well, uh... 00:26:07.942 --> 00:26:09.564 I was engaged to Ben 00:26:09.652 --> 00:26:11.404 and living in LA, you know? 00:26:12.530 --> 00:26:16.454 And I felt like yes, I want to make movies and marry Ben. 00:26:16.909 --> 00:26:19.372 Jesus, I was only 19 or 20 at the time. 00:26:19.454 --> 00:26:21.536 I never felt older in my whole life. 00:26:21.622 --> 00:26:23.874 Anyway, if I was honest with myself, 00:26:23.958 --> 00:26:26.080 it was like a small part of me felt dead... 00:26:26.336 --> 00:26:27.337 or dead-ish. 00:26:28.003 --> 00:26:29.335 You know, you tell yourself, 00:26:29.422 --> 00:26:31.424 "No one's perfect, no relationship's perfect." 00:26:33.926 --> 00:26:35.888 Oh, this tea is delicious. 00:26:35.970 --> 00:26:38.223 - Isn't it? It's the Manuka honey. - Mm. 00:26:39.599 --> 00:26:41.931 Anyway, uh, you were asking about Charlie. 00:26:42.602 --> 00:26:43.853 So, um... 00:26:44.187 --> 00:26:46.239 So, yes. So, I was... I was... 00:26:46.772 --> 00:26:49.395 happy with Ben and aware of the deadness, 00:26:49.484 --> 00:26:51.065 and I went to New York 00:26:51.944 --> 00:26:54.447 to meet with this director for this space movie. 00:26:54.530 --> 00:26:57.243 But one where they take space seriously, like... 00:26:57.325 --> 00:26:59.116 sex trafficking in space. 00:26:59.410 --> 00:27:00.751 You know, it was political. 00:27:00.828 --> 00:27:02.750 Or at least they wanted us to think it was. 00:27:02.830 --> 00:27:04.081 Anyway, it just... 00:27:04.874 --> 00:27:08.458 it was really fulfilling the same need that certain fucked up porn does. 00:27:08.669 --> 00:27:10.341 Um, but anyway, so... 00:27:10.671 --> 00:27:11.842 while I was there... 00:27:12.757 --> 00:27:14.419 the producer... 00:27:14.509 --> 00:27:15.800 invited me to see a play. 00:27:17.595 --> 00:27:20.678 It took place in someone's apartment with all the lights on. 00:27:21.224 --> 00:27:23.146 It was like nothing I'd ever seen before. 00:27:23.226 --> 00:27:25.278 This strange... 00:27:25.853 --> 00:27:28.316 surreal, dystopian story, 00:27:28.731 --> 00:27:30.193 and it was so well-acted. 00:27:30.566 --> 00:27:34.440 And one of the actors was this big shaggy bear 00:27:34.529 --> 00:27:37.362 who played all his lines looking directly at me, 00:27:37.448 --> 00:27:40.741 uh, which I knew couldn't be the case, but it felt like it. 00:27:41.244 --> 00:27:43.416 And then later, of course, I learned that it was. 00:27:44.914 --> 00:27:45.915 Mmm. 00:27:46.499 --> 00:27:49.302 - These cookies are really great too. - I'll send you home with some. 00:27:49.377 --> 00:27:51.629 Afterwards, I was introduced to the cast, 00:27:51.712 --> 00:27:55.306 and the bear turned out to also be the director. 00:27:55.925 --> 00:27:57.637 He talked to me and... 00:28:00.305 --> 00:28:01.346 I talked back. 00:28:03.641 --> 00:28:06.063 The dead part wasn't dead, it was just in a coma. 00:28:06.561 --> 00:28:07.562 And... 00:28:08.521 --> 00:28:10.523 it was better than the sex, the talking. 00:28:10.981 --> 00:28:11.982 Although the... 00:28:12.650 --> 00:28:14.442 the sex was also like the talking. 00:28:14.527 --> 00:28:16.869 You know, everything is like everything in a relationship. 00:28:16.946 --> 00:28:17.947 Don't you find that? 00:28:18.864 --> 00:28:19.865 And, um... 00:28:20.325 --> 00:28:21.326 So, we spent... 00:28:22.618 --> 00:28:24.990 the whole night and the next day together and... 00:28:26.622 --> 00:28:27.663 I just never left. 00:28:28.207 --> 00:28:32.001 Yes, to be honest, all the problems were there in the beginning too. 00:28:32.378 --> 00:28:34.380 But... I just went along with him and his life 00:28:34.464 --> 00:28:37.297 because it felt so damn good to feel myself alive. 00:28:39.009 --> 00:28:41.932 In the beginning, I was the actress, the star, and... 00:28:42.763 --> 00:28:46.437 That felt like something, you know. People came to see me at first, but... 00:28:47.435 --> 00:28:49.557 the farther away I got from that and... 00:28:50.438 --> 00:28:53.401 the more acclaim the theater company got, and I had less and less weight. 00:28:53.483 --> 00:28:54.814 I just became... 00:28:55.568 --> 00:28:56.409 "Who?" 00:28:56.486 --> 00:28:59.739 "Well, you know, the actress that was in that thing that time." 00:28:59.822 --> 00:29:00.873 And he was the draw. 00:29:01.449 --> 00:29:03.411 And... that... 00:29:04.660 --> 00:29:05.991 would've been fine, but... 00:29:07.872 --> 00:29:09.073 I got smaller. 00:29:15.921 --> 00:29:17.002 I realized I... 00:29:18.758 --> 00:29:20.470 I didn't ever really come alive for myself. 00:29:20.551 --> 00:29:22.303 I was just feeding his aliveness. 00:29:23.554 --> 00:29:24.555 And... 00:29:25.723 --> 00:29:26.844 you know... 00:29:27.057 --> 00:29:29.229 he was so smart and creative, it... 00:29:29.894 --> 00:29:30.895 it was fine. 00:29:31.687 --> 00:29:34.850 You know, I would tell him things at home in private, 00:29:34.940 --> 00:29:38.524 and they would work their way into public conversation into his work, and... 00:29:39.069 --> 00:29:42.032 For a while, that felt like enough. I mean, I was just so... 00:29:42.197 --> 00:29:43.198 so... 00:29:43.449 --> 00:29:45.531 so flattered that someone like him would... 00:29:45.618 --> 00:29:47.790 would find an idea I had worth trying 00:29:47.870 --> 00:29:50.333 or a comment I made worth repeating and... 00:29:50.956 --> 00:29:52.668 and then, I got pregnant. 00:29:52.750 --> 00:29:56.253 And I thought that having a baby could be ours, could really be ours, 00:29:56.337 --> 00:29:57.758 but also really mine. 00:29:58.172 --> 00:30:01.215 And... you know, he was so excited. 00:30:01.300 --> 00:30:02.762 So, it was nice. 00:30:03.344 --> 00:30:04.345 For a while. 00:30:05.012 --> 00:30:06.344 I mean, kids, they... 00:30:07.014 --> 00:30:08.976 they belong to themselves. It's like... 00:30:09.141 --> 00:30:11.734 the instant they leave your body, it's just... 00:30:12.061 --> 00:30:14.894 the process of them going away... 00:30:15.940 --> 00:30:17.562 And I didn't belong to myself. 00:30:17.858 --> 00:30:21.071 And it was small stuff, stupid stuff, and big stuff. 00:30:21.320 --> 00:30:23.533 All the furniture in our house 00:30:23.906 --> 00:30:24.907 was his taste. 00:30:24.990 --> 00:30:27.072 I didn't even know what my taste was anymore 00:30:27.159 --> 00:30:29.412 because I had never been asked to use it. 00:30:29.912 --> 00:30:32.665 I didn't even pick our apartment. I just moved into his. 00:30:32.748 --> 00:30:35.661 And I made noises about wanting to move back to LA, but... 00:30:35.751 --> 00:30:37.002 they came to nothing. 00:30:37.086 --> 00:30:39.629 And we'd come here on holidays because he liked my family. 00:30:39.714 --> 00:30:42.336 But if I suggested we do a year or something, 00:30:43.175 --> 00:30:44.306 he'd just put me off. 00:30:44.635 --> 00:30:45.886 It would be... 00:30:46.804 --> 00:30:49.597 strange if he turned to me and said, 00:30:50.349 --> 00:30:52.021 "And what do you want to do today?" 00:30:53.018 --> 00:30:56.351 You know, I just watched that documentary on George Harrison, 00:30:56.689 --> 00:30:58.150 and I thought, "Own it. 00:30:58.608 --> 00:30:59.819 Just own it. 00:31:00.025 --> 00:31:01.527 Be like George Harrison's wife. 00:31:01.611 --> 00:31:03.743 Being a wife and a mother, that's enough." 00:31:04.154 --> 00:31:07.197 Yeah, then I realized I couldn't remember her name, so... 00:31:09.034 --> 00:31:10.996 This pilot came along. 00:31:11.579 --> 00:31:14.872 It shot in LA and it paid so much... 00:31:14.957 --> 00:31:17.920 And it was like there was this little lifeline thrown to me. 00:31:18.168 --> 00:31:21.171 Here's this bit of earth that's yours, and... 00:31:22.339 --> 00:31:25.673 I was embarrassed about it in front of him, but it was also like... 00:31:26.469 --> 00:31:30.433 yeah, this is who I am, and this is what I'm worth. 00:31:30.515 --> 00:31:33.598 And maybe it's stupid, but at least it's mine. 00:31:34.685 --> 00:31:38.689 And if he had just taken me into a big hug and said, 00:31:39.023 --> 00:31:41.395 "Baby, I'm so excited for your adventure. 00:31:41.484 --> 00:31:44.447 Of course I want you to have a piece of earth that's yours." 00:31:44.904 --> 00:31:45.905 Then... 00:31:46.071 --> 00:31:48.283 Well, then, we might not be getting divorced. 00:31:48.533 --> 00:31:49.534 But... 00:31:50.325 --> 00:31:52.327 he made fun of it and... 00:31:52.828 --> 00:31:55.080 was jealous like he is, and... 00:31:56.040 --> 00:31:58.122 then he realized about the money. 00:31:58.668 --> 00:32:01.801 And he told me I could funnel it back into the theater company. 00:32:03.297 --> 00:32:05.550 And that's when I realized... 00:32:06.717 --> 00:32:07.718 he... 00:32:09.011 --> 00:32:10.222 truly didn't see me. 00:32:11.556 --> 00:32:14.138 He didn't see me as something separate from himself. 00:32:15.225 --> 00:32:17.438 And I asked him to say my phone number. 00:32:18.688 --> 00:32:19.729 He didn't know it. 00:32:20.272 --> 00:32:21.273 So, I left. 00:32:22.817 --> 00:32:23.898 Oh. 00:32:25.653 --> 00:32:26.774 Mmm. 00:32:27.905 --> 00:32:31.028 Also, I think he slept with the stage manager, Mary Ann. 00:32:32.827 --> 00:32:34.489 That fucking asshole. 00:32:34.579 --> 00:32:35.740 Seventy-five... 00:32:35.996 --> 00:32:37.207 just 70, 00:32:37.289 --> 00:32:38.791 those two zeros, 00:32:38.874 --> 00:32:41.227 - seventy-five point zero zero... - "If railroad is unowned... 00:32:41.251 --> 00:32:43.544 - that's zero cents. - ...you may buy it from the bank." 00:32:43.629 --> 00:32:46.341 "Advance to Illios... 00:32:46.423 --> 00:32:48.676 - Illinois. - ...Illinois Avenue." 00:32:49.301 --> 00:32:51.053 "Advance..." what does that mean? 00:32:51.428 --> 00:32:53.260 It means you've got to go to Illinois Avenue. 00:32:53.347 --> 00:32:55.680 So where is Illinois Avenue? 00:32:55.766 --> 00:32:56.767 That one. 00:32:57.184 --> 00:32:58.866 So Cassie, when Charlie gets here, 00:32:58.894 --> 00:33:00.415 you're going to hand him the envelope. 00:33:00.479 --> 00:33:02.111 Why do I have to do it? 00:33:02.189 --> 00:33:06.233 Because Nicole is very good at getting people to do things for her. 00:33:06.318 --> 00:33:07.780 That's not what this is. 00:33:07.862 --> 00:33:09.984 I wiped her butt until she was nine years old. 00:33:10.072 --> 00:33:11.283 She's very seductive that way. 00:33:11.365 --> 00:33:14.158 No, Mom, legally, I can't be the one who serves him. 00:33:14.243 --> 00:33:16.455 But still, what I'm saying is true. 00:33:16.537 --> 00:33:19.419 Do I have to actually hand him the envelope? 00:33:19.498 --> 00:33:22.227 Yes, but I'm going to tell him in advance that they're divorce papers. 00:33:22.251 --> 00:33:25.384 Nora says it doesn't have to be so formal. Where's Henry? 00:33:25.671 --> 00:33:28.544 He's playing in the living room with Sam, and Jules, and Molly. 00:33:28.633 --> 00:33:30.861 Let's get them upstairs. Charlie's going to be here soon. 00:33:30.885 --> 00:33:31.926 Sam, go upstairs. 00:33:31.969 --> 00:33:34.221 So, I'll tell Charlie what's happening, 00:33:34.304 --> 00:33:37.227 and, Cassie, you then hand him the envelope. 00:33:37.307 --> 00:33:38.308 Okay... 00:33:38.726 --> 00:33:39.597 I just get nervous. 00:33:39.685 --> 00:33:41.897 Well, can you un-serve? 00:33:42.647 --> 00:33:45.059 - What do you mean? Like take it back? - Yeah. 00:33:46.108 --> 00:33:47.449 - I think so. - You should check. 00:33:47.526 --> 00:33:50.239 - In case we change our minds... - I'm not going to change my mind. 00:33:50.320 --> 00:33:53.049 - ...or we feel too bad for him. - Maybe in case I do something wrong. 00:33:53.073 --> 00:33:54.995 Now you're both just making me feel bad, okay? 00:33:55.075 --> 00:33:56.456 Sorry, sorry, I'm nervous! 00:33:56.535 --> 00:33:58.327 Well, we all are. 00:33:58.453 --> 00:34:00.205 And we love Charlie. 00:34:00.289 --> 00:34:02.171 You have to stop loving him, Mom. 00:34:02.249 --> 00:34:04.081 You can't be friends with him anymore. 00:34:04.168 --> 00:34:06.581 Charlie and I have our own relationship... 00:34:06.671 --> 00:34:08.833 ...independent of your marriage. 00:34:09.131 --> 00:34:10.633 Just like I'm still friends 00:34:10.716 --> 00:34:12.588 with Cassie's ex, Jeff. 00:34:12.677 --> 00:34:14.048 Are you still seeing Jeff? 00:34:14.428 --> 00:34:16.260 An occasional lunch. 00:34:16.346 --> 00:34:17.598 I can't believe you! 00:34:17.682 --> 00:34:19.513 He still wants his camera back, by the way. 00:34:19.600 --> 00:34:22.733 Listen, nothing can be independent of our marriage right now. 00:34:22.812 --> 00:34:25.855 I can't believe I even have to explain this to you. Just be on my side, okay? 00:34:25.940 --> 00:34:27.311 - Okay. - And... 00:34:27.900 --> 00:34:29.111 stop seeing Jeff! 00:34:30.861 --> 00:34:33.493 Cassie, you're the server. 00:34:33.572 --> 00:34:35.905 Just let me practice a few times. 00:34:36.283 --> 00:34:37.955 I was never a good auditioner. 00:34:38.035 --> 00:34:40.788 - That's because you wanted it too badly. - It's not an audition. 00:34:40.871 --> 00:34:44.665 - I'll play Charlie. - It's just my palms are so perspired. 00:34:44.792 --> 00:34:47.124 Sweetie, you're blotting the envelope. 00:34:47.211 --> 00:34:49.163 Maybe Nicole should play you. 00:34:49.254 --> 00:34:50.415 Did you really just say that? 00:34:50.505 --> 00:34:52.668 We don't need to practice. This is not a performance. 00:34:52.758 --> 00:34:54.239 Did we finish the other wine already? 00:34:54.301 --> 00:34:55.403 Yeah. 00:34:55.427 --> 00:34:56.478 Oh! 00:34:56.553 --> 00:34:58.385 - Oh. - Okay, let me get him. 00:34:58.472 --> 00:34:59.991 - Okay. - You both go in the other room. 00:35:00.015 --> 00:35:02.768 Cassie, you make sure that Henry goes upstairs with Molly and Jules. 00:35:02.852 --> 00:35:03.853 Happening now. 00:35:05.771 --> 00:35:07.733 - Mom! - I'm getting my wine. 00:35:08.608 --> 00:35:09.438 What? 00:35:09.524 --> 00:35:11.276 Henry's pooping in the bathroom downstairs. 00:35:11.360 --> 00:35:12.962 Can we transfer him to the one upstairs? 00:35:12.987 --> 00:35:15.359 - I think it's mid-poop. - Just grab him when he comes out. 00:35:15.447 --> 00:35:16.659 - Cassie? - What? 00:35:16.741 --> 00:35:20.074 I'm... I'm putting the envelope over here by the toaster. 00:35:20.160 --> 00:35:21.291 Copy you. 00:35:27.584 --> 00:35:28.505 - Hi. - Hi. 00:35:28.585 --> 00:35:30.758 - Where's Henry? - Uh, he's pooping. 00:35:31.463 --> 00:35:32.464 Hi, Henry! 00:35:33.674 --> 00:35:35.055 Does this couch still open? 00:35:35.259 --> 00:35:36.260 Yeah. 00:35:36.468 --> 00:35:40.352 I got off the plane to a text, but don't tell anyone yet. It's still a secret. 00:35:40.430 --> 00:35:41.521 Okay. 00:35:44.351 --> 00:35:46.273 I won a MacArthur grant. 00:35:46.687 --> 00:35:47.688 Charlie! 00:35:47.730 --> 00:35:49.321 Oh, my God, that's great! 00:35:49.398 --> 00:35:50.569 Congratulations. 00:35:50.649 --> 00:35:53.823 I'll say it because you can't, it's the genius grant. You're a genius. 00:35:53.903 --> 00:35:55.905 Oh, I'm really happy for you. You deserve it. 00:35:55.988 --> 00:35:58.490 It's yours too. We did all of this together. 00:35:58.573 --> 00:35:59.574 Thank you, but... 00:36:00.200 --> 00:36:01.952 it's yours, Charlie, you enjoy it. 00:36:02.703 --> 00:36:03.834 I'm starving. 00:36:03.913 --> 00:36:06.075 It's good money, and they parse it out over five years. 00:36:06.123 --> 00:36:08.686 But it means I can keep everyone in the theater company employed, 00:36:08.751 --> 00:36:09.752 pay my credit card debt. 00:36:09.794 --> 00:36:10.955 So great. 00:36:11.045 --> 00:36:13.798 Of course, I went instantly to, "It's all downhill from here. 00:36:13.881 --> 00:36:16.383 - Now my first Broadway play has to fail." - No. 00:36:16.466 --> 00:36:18.468 We just started rehearsals again, and I don't know. 00:36:18.510 --> 00:36:20.906 You always don't know at this point, and then, it gets there. 00:36:20.930 --> 00:36:22.431 Do I? Because I don't remember. 00:36:22.514 --> 00:36:24.606 I know, it's true, it'll be great. 00:36:24.683 --> 00:36:26.185 Okay, I hope you're right. 00:36:26.727 --> 00:36:28.358 - Everyone says hi. - Oh. 00:36:30.522 --> 00:36:32.194 Tell them hi. I miss everyone. 00:36:32.274 --> 00:36:34.276 You'll see them again when you come back. 00:36:34.318 --> 00:36:36.480 A MacArthur, Broadway... 00:36:36.570 --> 00:36:37.982 It's so exciting. 00:36:38.530 --> 00:36:40.202 Congratulations, Charlie. 00:36:46.997 --> 00:36:48.038 Which bathroom? 00:36:49.750 --> 00:36:51.251 - What? - Is he pooping? 00:36:52.211 --> 00:36:53.712 Oh, uh, downstairs. 00:36:53.879 --> 00:36:54.880 Is your mom home? 00:36:55.547 --> 00:36:56.638 Yeah, she's upstairs. 00:36:59.885 --> 00:37:01.646 - Hey, how's it going? - Nothing yet. 00:37:01.678 --> 00:37:02.970 - It's me. - I know. 00:37:03.472 --> 00:37:05.014 - I just got here. - Hi. 00:37:05.099 --> 00:37:06.700 - I brought you something. - Yay. 00:37:06.767 --> 00:37:08.438 Mom's getting me a present too. 00:37:08.727 --> 00:37:10.609 - Why? - For pooping. 00:37:11.814 --> 00:37:12.815 Oh. 00:37:14.608 --> 00:37:16.270 - I love you. - I love you. 00:37:16.986 --> 00:37:19.318 I don't think we should reward him for pooping anymore. 00:37:19.404 --> 00:37:21.736 Oh, I know, but he holds it in and it's going on a week. 00:37:21.824 --> 00:37:24.496 - It's its own reward. G-ma! - Charlie-bird! 00:37:24.576 --> 00:37:26.458 Oh! No! Stop it! 00:37:26.536 --> 00:37:28.168 Oh, God, I'm huge! 00:37:28.247 --> 00:37:30.329 - You're as light as a feather. - Mom? 00:37:31.333 --> 00:37:34.757 - Why didn't you respond to my last email? - Well, your emails are so articulate. 00:37:34.837 --> 00:37:36.438 I get intimidated. 00:37:36.505 --> 00:37:38.757 - Mom, can you... - Now, I'm going to lift you! 00:37:38.841 --> 00:37:41.433 Mom? 00:37:41.510 --> 00:37:42.511 Mom? 00:37:43.595 --> 00:37:44.847 - Mom? - What? 00:37:44.930 --> 00:37:46.011 Upstairs. 00:37:46.098 --> 00:37:47.559 Oh. 00:37:47.641 --> 00:37:49.343 I'm going to write you back now. 00:37:53.313 --> 00:37:54.484 Cassie? 00:37:55.232 --> 00:37:56.233 Hey, Charlie. 00:37:56.316 --> 00:37:57.567 I like your haircut. 00:37:58.027 --> 00:37:59.028 Oh, thanks. 00:38:00.863 --> 00:38:02.204 - Mom? - I'll go. 00:38:02.739 --> 00:38:04.611 Henry's calling you, Nicole! 00:38:04.699 --> 00:38:05.700 I hear him. 00:38:06.660 --> 00:38:08.112 What's going on, Henry? 00:38:08.203 --> 00:38:09.825 Can you ask Mom to come? 00:38:11.832 --> 00:38:12.833 He wants you. 00:38:16.045 --> 00:38:17.296 What kind of pie is that? 00:38:19.924 --> 00:38:20.925 It's... 00:38:25.512 --> 00:38:26.513 pecan. 00:38:27.848 --> 00:38:29.559 - Did you make it? - I don't know. 00:38:30.225 --> 00:38:31.346 No, it's store bought. 00:38:32.061 --> 00:38:33.312 You know Joan's on Third? 00:38:33.395 --> 00:38:35.447 - Oh, yeah. It's good, right? - What? 00:38:35.730 --> 00:38:36.892 The store? Yeah. 00:38:37.983 --> 00:38:39.234 Jules and Molly love it. 00:38:39.318 --> 00:38:40.739 - Are you okay? - Yes. 00:38:41.653 --> 00:38:42.905 I'm just hot! 00:38:44.323 --> 00:38:45.704 Uh, I'll pour you some water. 00:38:47.201 --> 00:38:48.822 Nicole says you're doing a play? 00:38:48.953 --> 00:38:50.454 I-I think you'd like it. 00:38:50.537 --> 00:38:54.121 It's a great unproduced play by this really interesting British writer. 00:38:54.708 --> 00:38:56.561 - So, you do an English accent? - Yeah. 00:38:56.585 --> 00:38:58.627 - It's more northern England. - Oh. 00:38:58.712 --> 00:38:59.833 What does that sound like? 00:39:01.756 --> 00:39:04.719 Ooh, you want a cup of tea, do ya? 00:39:06.261 --> 00:39:07.883 Right. Good. 00:39:09.223 --> 00:39:12.596 Oh, thank you, missus. What is... 00:39:13.560 --> 00:39:14.641 What's this? 00:39:14.686 --> 00:39:16.859 Oh, it's a manila envelope, love. 00:39:16.939 --> 00:39:19.334 - Ooh, can I start over? - It has my name on it. 00:39:19.358 --> 00:39:20.359 Ooh. 00:39:24.196 --> 00:39:25.197 Oh. 00:39:25.572 --> 00:39:26.653 Jesus. 00:39:26.781 --> 00:39:29.114 Sorry. You're served. 00:39:31.245 --> 00:39:32.997 - What did you do? - Nothing. I don't know. 00:39:33.497 --> 00:39:35.119 I can't lie. 00:39:35.207 --> 00:39:36.668 You're being served. 00:39:36.750 --> 00:39:39.503 You guys are getting a div... I don't know, I'm sorry. 00:39:45.842 --> 00:39:48.595 I was going to warn you so it didn't become a thing. I'm sorry. 00:40:02.109 --> 00:40:03.480 I feel like I'm in a dream. 00:40:05.237 --> 00:40:06.909 We don't have a marriage anymore. 00:40:06.989 --> 00:40:10.622 I-I know you don't want the disruption, but you don't want to be married. 00:40:10.909 --> 00:40:12.541 Not... really. 00:40:14.746 --> 00:40:15.958 But I don't want this. 00:40:18.792 --> 00:40:21.125 What did you expect was going to happen? 00:40:24.423 --> 00:40:27.176 I... I don't know, I guess I didn't think it through, 00:40:27.259 --> 00:40:30.812 but I thought we agreed we weren't going to use lawyers. 00:40:31.263 --> 00:40:32.604 I want... 00:40:33.182 --> 00:40:36.725 I don't know, I'm trying to say this as undramatically as possible. 00:40:36.810 --> 00:40:37.972 I want... 00:40:39.604 --> 00:40:41.646 an entirely different kind of life. 00:40:42.441 --> 00:40:45.074 Let's wait until you finish this pilot and come back to New York. 00:40:45.152 --> 00:40:47.154 Let's figure it out there, at home, together. 00:40:47.237 --> 00:40:50.175 - Nora's known for being very fair. - We don't need to do it with envelopes. 00:40:50.199 --> 00:40:51.030 - This is Nora? - Yeah. 00:40:51.116 --> 00:40:53.238 She's great. I feel like we could be friends with her. 00:40:53.285 --> 00:40:56.538 - Why do I feel like that won't happen? - It's just a formality. 00:40:56.621 --> 00:40:58.433 - Why... - You don't have to respond right away. 00:40:58.457 --> 00:40:59.958 Why did Cassie have a pie? 00:41:00.292 --> 00:41:02.844 The pie was hers. The pie wasn't part of it. 00:41:02.919 --> 00:41:03.750 Are you sure? 00:41:03.837 --> 00:41:06.040 I mean, what would the pie have to do with anything? 00:41:06.131 --> 00:41:08.543 I don't know. It somehow makes it worse. 00:41:09.426 --> 00:41:11.758 I'm sorry, but the pie was just a pie. 00:41:12.804 --> 00:41:13.855 So, what... 00:41:16.891 --> 00:41:17.972 What do I do? 00:41:20.687 --> 00:41:21.858 You get a lawyer too. 00:41:25.775 --> 00:41:27.907 "Well, I guess I better be going. 00:41:27.986 --> 00:41:31.240 Stuart rose from the ditch, climbed into his car... 00:41:31.990 --> 00:41:34.453 and started up the road that led toward the north. 00:41:35.369 --> 00:41:38.122 The sun was just coming up over the hills on his right. 00:41:39.081 --> 00:41:42.584 As he peered ahead into the great land that stretched before him, 00:41:43.127 --> 00:41:44.458 the way seemed long... 00:41:45.504 --> 00:41:46.795 but the sky was bright. 00:41:47.631 --> 00:41:50.504 And he somehow felt he was headed in the right direction." 00:41:53.262 --> 00:41:55.144 I forgot it ended that way. 00:41:56.515 --> 00:41:59.688 Yeah, wow, Stuart really overreacted, didn't you think? 00:42:00.435 --> 00:42:02.187 He was upset about his boat. 00:42:06.525 --> 00:42:08.067 Dad, you go away. 00:42:09.111 --> 00:42:11.073 Mom, you stay. 00:42:11.446 --> 00:42:14.409 - Hey, Daddy just got here. - It's okay. 00:42:15.825 --> 00:42:16.826 Love you. 00:42:20.414 --> 00:42:24.828 You can come back, and wake me up, and read to me later, Daddy, okay? 00:42:25.335 --> 00:42:26.336 Okay. 00:42:28.713 --> 00:42:30.925 Will you come sleep in my bed later? 00:42:31.007 --> 00:42:32.008 Yeah. 00:42:41.185 --> 00:42:42.186 Oh. 00:42:42.561 --> 00:42:44.523 Hang in there, Charlie-bird. 00:42:44.688 --> 00:42:45.689 Thanks, G-ma. 00:43:15.385 --> 00:43:17.677 - He's in a mommy phase right now. - It's okay. 00:43:27.021 --> 00:43:27.852 Whoo! 00:43:27.939 --> 00:43:30.031 I'm sorry. I drank too much wine. 00:43:30.442 --> 00:43:32.154 - I can imagine. - And didn't eat dinner. 00:43:32.236 --> 00:43:33.567 Stressful time. 00:43:34.613 --> 00:43:35.864 I hope Henry didn't notice. 00:43:35.947 --> 00:43:36.948 I'm sure he didn't. 00:43:36.990 --> 00:43:38.672 Now that I'm a parent, I realize my parents 00:43:38.700 --> 00:43:40.342 were probably drunk all the time with me. 00:43:40.369 --> 00:43:41.370 Yeah. 00:43:41.411 --> 00:43:42.582 I'm sorry again. 00:43:44.373 --> 00:43:45.374 Thanks. 00:43:46.458 --> 00:43:47.589 Where are you staying? 00:43:51.171 --> 00:43:52.962 Oh, well, I... 00:43:54.508 --> 00:43:55.549 hadn't... 00:43:59.721 --> 00:44:00.722 I guess I'll... 00:44:03.099 --> 00:44:05.392 There's a new hotel on Highland that's... 00:44:06.228 --> 00:44:09.691 supposedly not too expensive and... and pretty nice. 00:44:10.106 --> 00:44:11.818 Oh, okay, I'll check it out. 00:44:12.401 --> 00:44:14.693 Again, that's great about the MacArthur. 00:44:15.069 --> 00:44:16.070 Thanks. 00:44:23.662 --> 00:44:25.163 - Charlie? - Yeah? 00:44:28.875 --> 00:44:29.876 Thanks. 00:44:37.091 --> 00:44:37.922 Fuck. 00:44:38.009 --> 00:44:41.263 - What? - She's being represented by Nora. 00:44:41.346 --> 00:44:42.757 She's supposedly very fair? 00:44:42.847 --> 00:44:44.639 All right, here's the fact, Jack. 00:44:45.267 --> 00:44:48.270 I charge $950 an hour. 00:44:48.353 --> 00:44:49.814 Ted is 400. 00:44:50.272 --> 00:44:52.944 If you have a stupid question, you call Ted. 00:44:54.526 --> 00:44:57.279 To start, we'll need a $25,000 retainer. 00:44:57.362 --> 00:44:59.382 - That's more than I can... - And all your financials. 00:44:59.406 --> 00:45:00.947 We need to do a forensic accounting. 00:45:01.032 --> 00:45:04.536 Which runs anywhere from ten to twenty thousand dollars. 00:45:05.245 --> 00:45:07.877 But if we can all agree right away, it shouldn't get too bad, 00:45:07.956 --> 00:45:10.289 - right? - You were married here in LA? 00:45:10.375 --> 00:45:12.667 Yes... because her mom and sister are out here 00:45:12.752 --> 00:45:15.425 - and I'm not close with my family. - Your son was born out here? 00:45:15.505 --> 00:45:19.008 Yes, because, again, her mom and sister are out here and I'm not... 00:45:19.092 --> 00:45:20.634 So, you got married here, 00:45:20.719 --> 00:45:22.471 your kid was born here... 00:45:24.055 --> 00:45:25.357 and she served you here? 00:45:25.432 --> 00:45:27.223 Yeah, but we lived in New York. 00:45:28.226 --> 00:45:29.227 Why? 00:45:30.562 --> 00:45:33.064 - Is there a problem? - We'll have to reshape the narrative. 00:45:33.147 --> 00:45:36.981 If you're serious about having your child in New York, 00:45:37.068 --> 00:45:38.700 this is what I suggest. 00:45:38.778 --> 00:45:41.661 You take your kid... D-Did you say his name was Fred? 00:45:42.407 --> 00:45:43.237 Henry. 00:45:43.325 --> 00:45:44.246 Henry? 00:45:44.326 --> 00:45:45.537 Why did I say Fred? 00:45:45.619 --> 00:45:47.120 I have a kid named Fred. 00:45:47.203 --> 00:45:50.747 You take Henry to New York with you right now. 00:45:50.832 --> 00:45:53.134 Then we file an action in New York. 00:45:53.418 --> 00:45:54.579 We make this a New York case. 00:45:54.628 --> 00:45:57.147 We need to make an argument that you're a New York-based family. 00:45:57.171 --> 00:45:58.002 Well, we are. 00:45:58.089 --> 00:46:01.012 Otherwise, you'll probably never see your kid outside of LA again. 00:46:01.092 --> 00:46:02.764 Really? No. 00:46:02.844 --> 00:46:06.057 It's very hard to convince the courts to move a kid. 00:46:06.139 --> 00:46:09.343 As soon as you let your wife and child leave New York, 00:46:09.434 --> 00:46:12.266 you made life very difficult for yourself. 00:46:12.354 --> 00:46:13.605 Yes, but as I said, 00:46:13.688 --> 00:46:16.150 we're a New York family, that's just a fact. 00:46:17.025 --> 00:46:19.027 She's... here temporarily. 00:46:19.486 --> 00:46:21.908 Then why do you think she served you out here? 00:46:22.572 --> 00:46:26.706 I don't... know, but Henry wants to go back to New York. 00:46:26.785 --> 00:46:28.747 Don't quote your kid. 00:46:29.538 --> 00:46:31.710 He's just telling you what you want to hear. 00:46:32.499 --> 00:46:35.462 And trust me, he's telling her the opposite. 00:46:35.544 --> 00:46:37.045 Let me have the Barber file! 00:46:37.128 --> 00:46:38.340 It's right here. 00:46:38.713 --> 00:46:40.335 Move my lunch to 1:30. 00:46:44.928 --> 00:46:45.929 What's... 00:46:47.931 --> 00:46:49.473 "Exit Goat"? 00:46:49.891 --> 00:46:52.524 Exit Ghost. It's the name of my theater company. 00:46:52.602 --> 00:46:53.603 You're a director? 00:46:53.853 --> 00:46:55.395 Theater director, yeah. 00:46:55.480 --> 00:46:58.192 - Anything I've seen? - I don't know. What have you seen? 00:47:00.777 --> 00:47:02.859 Our production of Electra is moving to Broadway... 00:47:04.113 --> 00:47:04.954 which is exciting. 00:47:05.031 --> 00:47:07.243 We have to make sure that money is protected. 00:47:07.409 --> 00:47:09.961 I mean, it's theater, so it's not a lot of money. 00:47:10.036 --> 00:47:13.079 I basically put whatever money I make back in the theater. 00:47:13.164 --> 00:47:16.127 I wonder, do we ask for support? 00:47:16.585 --> 00:47:18.256 - Interesting. - From Nicole? 00:47:18.336 --> 00:47:19.718 I'm not going to do that. 00:47:20.213 --> 00:47:21.835 Does your wife's family have money? 00:47:22.841 --> 00:47:26.054 Uh, her mother has some from her TV career. 00:47:26.135 --> 00:47:27.477 And her father died. 00:47:27.554 --> 00:47:31.978 Well, we could say that we don't want her mother to see the kid, 00:47:32.308 --> 00:47:33.640 draw her into the case. 00:47:33.727 --> 00:47:36.850 In that instance, her mother could pay your legal fees. 00:47:37.313 --> 00:47:38.314 No. 00:47:38.940 --> 00:47:40.362 I'm very close to her mom. 00:47:40.734 --> 00:47:43.697 - Nicole's family has been my family... - Yeah, but that's going to change. 00:47:43.737 --> 00:47:45.569 And I suggest you get used to it. 00:47:46.280 --> 00:47:50.114 - We need to hire a private investigator. - Really? I mean... 00:47:51.661 --> 00:47:54.203 - Really? - Does your wife do drugs or anything? 00:47:54.288 --> 00:47:55.289 Coke? 00:47:55.874 --> 00:47:56.955 Not in any real way. 00:47:57.333 --> 00:48:00.046 Well, we're not going to win if she's the perfect mother. 00:48:00.128 --> 00:48:02.010 She was addicted to Tums for a while. 00:48:03.465 --> 00:48:06.598 It wasn't nothing. She was up to a tube a day. 00:48:06.676 --> 00:48:08.468 Have you noticed anyone following you? 00:48:08.553 --> 00:48:09.554 No. 00:48:10.764 --> 00:48:12.135 Well, keep an eye out. 00:48:12.223 --> 00:48:14.396 Look, you need to be prepared for the fact 00:48:14.476 --> 00:48:18.570 that Nora is going to portray you as a neglectful, absent father. 00:48:19.063 --> 00:48:21.275 - But I'm not. - You live in New York. 00:48:21.357 --> 00:48:23.029 You're consumed with your work. 00:48:23.527 --> 00:48:26.940 She and your kid are out here, struggling. 00:48:27.030 --> 00:48:30.403 Nora's going to use that strategy. I'm sure of it. 00:48:30.492 --> 00:48:31.693 But Nicole's not going to lie. 00:48:31.743 --> 00:48:34.626 Listen, if we start from a place of reasonable, 00:48:34.704 --> 00:48:36.996 and they start from a place of crazy, 00:48:37.081 --> 00:48:41.125 when we settle, we'll be somewhere between reasonable and crazy. 00:48:41.210 --> 00:48:42.091 Which is still crazy. 00:48:42.170 --> 00:48:43.752 Half of crazy is crazy. 00:48:43.838 --> 00:48:46.901 You know what people say, "Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, 00:48:46.925 --> 00:48:49.007 divorce lawyers see good people at their worst." 00:48:49.093 --> 00:48:51.926 Before this is all over, you're going to hate me and Ted, 00:48:52.013 --> 00:48:54.646 just because of what we represent in your life. 00:48:54.724 --> 00:48:55.725 I'm sure you're right. 00:48:55.809 --> 00:48:58.311 So tell me the story again. You came out here to see your kid. 00:48:58.394 --> 00:49:00.540 - Maybe I'm not explaining this well. - She serves you. 00:49:00.564 --> 00:49:02.249 - We're friendly, we're fine. - What a bitch. 00:49:02.273 --> 00:49:04.460 We're just trying to figure this out. She's not a bitch. 00:49:04.484 --> 00:49:05.735 Thanks, but this isn't... 00:49:05.819 --> 00:49:07.150 We're doing it a different way. 00:49:07.529 --> 00:49:10.241 And... I can't even close to afford this. 00:49:10.615 --> 00:49:14.489 I've got to get back to New York. I have a Broadway play in rehearsals. 00:49:18.748 --> 00:49:22.211 I was the hot shit at that time. 00:49:22.293 --> 00:49:27.258 Young, very sexy, with a great head of hair. 00:49:27.340 --> 00:49:29.963 I just so appreciate that Charlie gave me this opportunity. 00:49:30.051 --> 00:49:31.473 Or maybe I should thank Nicole. 00:49:31.553 --> 00:49:34.105 I heard Nicole's pilot went to series, so she's moving to LA. 00:49:34.180 --> 00:49:35.762 And they put Henry in school out there. 00:49:35.849 --> 00:49:37.050 Well, is Charlie moving too? 00:49:37.141 --> 00:49:38.222 Not Charlie. 00:49:38.309 --> 00:49:39.521 He won't abandon us. 00:49:39.603 --> 00:49:41.224 And you can't do theater in LA. 00:49:41.312 --> 00:49:43.695 Charlie said she and Henry are coming back to New York 00:49:43.773 --> 00:49:45.525 when she finishes filming her show. 00:49:45.609 --> 00:49:47.020 I wouldn't be so sure. 00:49:47.110 --> 00:49:50.023 Nicole was never going to stay in New York, that was obvious. 00:49:50.113 --> 00:49:52.115 She was probably planning this move all along. 00:49:52.198 --> 00:49:55.532 When she sees an opportunity, believe me, she takes it. 00:49:55.619 --> 00:49:57.741 Well, LA is nice. 00:49:58.162 --> 00:49:59.073 The space. 00:49:59.163 --> 00:50:02.326 Miss Four Time Oscar winner, sucking my... 00:50:02.416 --> 00:50:04.498 Okay, how is everyone today? 00:50:04.586 --> 00:50:06.798 Nobody get too close. I think I caught Donna's cold. 00:50:06.880 --> 00:50:09.633 - Sorry, Charlie. - I'm expecting a Skype call from Henry, 00:50:09.716 --> 00:50:11.427 so I might have to step out. 00:50:12.636 --> 00:50:14.968 So, Charlie, what you're going through now 00:50:15.054 --> 00:50:18.347 is going to be horrible, but it will be over. 00:50:18.432 --> 00:50:19.594 Thanks, Frank. 00:50:19.976 --> 00:50:21.187 - Another thing. - Yeah? 00:50:21.686 --> 00:50:25.810 Fuck as many people as you can right now. 00:50:25.899 --> 00:50:28.101 Women, men. 00:50:28.777 --> 00:50:31.338 - Take what I said seriously. - You might need help wrapping gauze. 00:50:31.362 --> 00:50:34.075 - It needs to stay tight. - Okay, I'm... I'm confused. 00:50:34.157 --> 00:50:36.319 What... scene is the Invisible Man outfit for? 00:50:36.409 --> 00:50:38.361 No, that's my Halloween costume. 00:50:38.452 --> 00:50:40.995 And the Frankenstein is for Henry. 00:50:42.749 --> 00:50:43.950 He's coming here this weekend. 00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:45.872 We're going to trick or treat in the Slope. 00:50:45.960 --> 00:50:48.252 I made it more James Whale than Kenneth Branagh. 00:50:48.337 --> 00:50:50.089 - Perfect. - Can I talk to you? 00:50:50.799 --> 00:50:52.510 Yeah, over... 00:50:53.176 --> 00:50:55.548 I've typed up the blocking from the last two rehearsals, 00:50:55.637 --> 00:50:59.440 and here are the director notes from that Danish production from the '70s. 00:51:00.516 --> 00:51:01.437 Where'd you find it? 00:51:01.517 --> 00:51:04.100 - The library, duh. - Ha! 00:51:04.437 --> 00:51:05.639 Can I come over tonight? 00:51:06.981 --> 00:51:08.893 Mary Ann, it's too hard now. 00:51:08.983 --> 00:51:11.065 I just can't be with anyone right now. 00:51:11.152 --> 00:51:14.075 But we did it when you were married and we shouldn't have done it. 00:51:14.155 --> 00:51:16.425 And now that you're not married, shouldn't we be doing it? 00:51:16.449 --> 00:51:19.492 I'm not not married yet. 00:51:19.953 --> 00:51:21.705 You're torturing yourself. 00:51:21.955 --> 00:51:23.867 Just make sure everything doesn't go to hell. 00:51:25.124 --> 00:51:27.126 - I'm relying on you, okay? - Fine. 00:51:27.210 --> 00:51:29.793 - Thanks. - I wish you'd accept generosity better. 00:51:29.879 --> 00:51:31.130 Uh, hold on. Let me... 00:51:31.589 --> 00:51:33.511 - Hello? - Is this Charlie Barber? 00:51:34.008 --> 00:51:34.839 Yes. 00:51:34.926 --> 00:51:36.728 Hi, this is Nora Fanshaw. 00:51:36.803 --> 00:51:38.675 I represent your wife, Nicole Barber. 00:51:38.763 --> 00:51:40.845 - Hi. - Do you have an attorney yet? 00:51:40.932 --> 00:51:41.773 No. 00:51:41.850 --> 00:51:44.411 Okay, then it's okay for me to talk to you directly, okay? 00:51:44.435 --> 00:51:45.436 Okay. 00:51:45.770 --> 00:51:48.933 I'm calling because we haven't received your response to our filing. 00:51:49.357 --> 00:51:52.490 Yeah, I've been rehearsing this play and flying back and forth to LA. 00:51:52.568 --> 00:51:54.651 You're going to need to file your response. 00:51:56.614 --> 00:51:59.367 - Nicole said there was no rush. - It's been more than 30 days 00:51:59.450 --> 00:52:00.451 since you were served. 00:52:00.534 --> 00:52:02.376 By law, you're meant to respond within 30 days. 00:52:02.411 --> 00:52:03.893 I didn't like the first lawyer I met. 00:52:03.955 --> 00:52:06.475 It says that very clearly on the document you were given. 00:52:06.499 --> 00:52:07.370 Did you read it? 00:52:07.458 --> 00:52:09.220 Yeah, but I thought that's just what it says. 00:52:09.293 --> 00:52:11.045 We weren't even going to do it with lawyers. 00:52:12.046 --> 00:52:14.298 Charlie, I think I shouldn't tuck in my shirt. 00:52:14.382 --> 00:52:17.361 - Nicole said I could take my time. - And we've let you take your time. 00:52:17.385 --> 00:52:20.572 - It comes out during the love scene. - Could you hold a second? What love scene? 00:52:20.596 --> 00:52:21.928 When I hug Beth. 00:52:22.056 --> 00:52:23.057 You don't hug Beth. 00:52:23.099 --> 00:52:25.431 I think it's something we should explore. 00:52:25.518 --> 00:52:28.391 Can't you just tuck it in tighter or get Donna to safety pin it? 00:52:28.479 --> 00:52:30.361 I also have a kind of a thing 00:52:30.439 --> 00:52:32.782 - about, uh, tucking things in. - Charlie? 00:52:33.067 --> 00:52:34.398 If you don't file your response, 00:52:34.485 --> 00:52:36.968 we're going to file a request for default judgment against you. 00:52:37.321 --> 00:52:39.864 ...insecurities about my figure. 00:52:39.949 --> 00:52:41.160 - Charlie? - Yes, sorry. 00:52:41.242 --> 00:52:43.414 Default judgment, what does that mean? Don't hug Beth. 00:52:43.494 --> 00:52:45.597 We'll be able to lay claim to whatever we want. 00:52:45.621 --> 00:52:47.493 W-What do you mean, whatever you want of what? 00:52:47.581 --> 00:52:49.994 Your apartment, your things, everything you own. 00:52:50.084 --> 00:52:50.915 We... 00:52:51.002 --> 00:52:53.845 She and I already discussed this. We don't own that much stuff. 00:52:53.922 --> 00:52:55.643 She can have pretty much whatever she wants. 00:52:55.673 --> 00:52:58.778 And it means we'll set the number for child support at its highest level 00:52:58.802 --> 00:53:00.673 and claim full custody of your child. 00:53:02.764 --> 00:53:03.765 Full custody? 00:53:05.516 --> 00:53:08.149 - I mean, that's not even... - This is what the law says. 00:53:09.103 --> 00:53:11.896 Nicole's not going to do that. I mean, she won't. 00:53:12.231 --> 00:53:13.983 No, Charlie, I represent Nicole, 00:53:14.067 --> 00:53:16.359 and she's aware of everything I'm saying to you. 00:53:16.444 --> 00:53:17.766 I just spoke to her this morning. 00:53:17.821 --> 00:53:21.024 Well, I spoke to her five minutes before I got on the call. 00:53:24.452 --> 00:53:25.453 Okay, so what do I do? 00:53:25.536 --> 00:53:27.839 You need to get a lawyer and respond immediately. 00:53:27.914 --> 00:53:31.287 Nicole wants to do this amicably, but you're leaving us no other option. 00:53:31.375 --> 00:53:33.127 I'll get a lawyer. Can I get a lawyer here? 00:53:33.211 --> 00:53:35.173 - I don't know where "here" is. - New York. 00:53:35.254 --> 00:53:37.596 Ah! That's what all that honking is? 00:53:38.299 --> 00:53:40.341 No, you'll have to come to LA and meet people in LA. 00:53:40.384 --> 00:53:41.385 I'm rehearsing a... 00:53:41.427 --> 00:53:44.761 If you don't respond in Los Angeles by Friday, you'll leave us no choice. 00:53:44.848 --> 00:53:46.469 Wh... Which line? 00:53:47.141 --> 00:53:49.854 I have to take this. Can you hold on a second, Charlie? 00:54:16.670 --> 00:54:19.794 Me and Mommy are in the middle of a super secret treasure hunt. 00:54:20.800 --> 00:54:23.342 - I thought the plane landed at nine. - What are you wearing? 00:54:23.427 --> 00:54:24.428 Sock pants. 00:54:24.595 --> 00:54:26.187 It did. What are sock pants? 00:54:26.264 --> 00:54:28.186 He doesn't like to feel the breeze on his legs. 00:54:28.266 --> 00:54:29.097 He dressed himself. 00:54:29.183 --> 00:54:31.536 - There are long pants. Can I talk to you? - It's almost noon. 00:54:31.560 --> 00:54:33.442 There was traffic. We've got to get going. 00:54:33.521 --> 00:54:36.208 - Why don't we ever do a treasure hunt? - Henry, can you wait a minute? 00:54:36.232 --> 00:54:37.483 No talking alone. 00:54:37.566 --> 00:54:39.779 Just one bit of talking alone, then I'll be right there. 00:54:40.319 --> 00:54:41.610 I got a call from your lawyer. 00:54:41.695 --> 00:54:44.198 She said you'd take everything and... 00:54:45.283 --> 00:54:47.285 custody and everything if I didn't respond. 00:54:47.368 --> 00:54:49.210 It's better if we just let the lawyers do this. 00:54:49.245 --> 00:54:51.367 Yeah, but she's saying things I don't think you mean. 00:54:51.455 --> 00:54:53.117 Henry, we need to get going. 00:54:53.207 --> 00:54:54.668 I don't want to go now. 00:54:54.750 --> 00:54:57.104 - Have you gotten a lawyer yet? - That's what I'm here to do. 00:54:57.128 --> 00:54:58.679 Come on, Henry. I'm in a rush. 00:54:58.754 --> 00:54:59.926 I have three more clues. 00:55:00.006 --> 00:55:02.609 Why did you start a treasure hunt or whatever so close to my arrival? 00:55:02.633 --> 00:55:04.725 - Cool - You were late. We were killing time. 00:55:04.802 --> 00:55:07.185 Honey, come. We're going to finish the treasure hunt later. 00:55:07.263 --> 00:55:08.845 - I'm going to be rich! - Okay. 00:55:08.932 --> 00:55:11.160 You're going to go with your daddy, it's going to be fun. 00:55:11.184 --> 00:55:14.437 And I've got a present for you when you get back as a reward. 00:55:15.313 --> 00:55:16.514 He's not going to the dentist. 00:55:16.564 --> 00:55:18.526 - I'm trying to help. - I'm staying here. 00:55:18.607 --> 00:55:19.608 Come on. 00:55:23.446 --> 00:55:24.447 Henry? 00:55:29.911 --> 00:55:32.413 - Got the booster? - I have a booster. 00:55:34.207 --> 00:55:35.828 Oh, wait, no, it's not in. 00:55:36.209 --> 00:55:37.210 What's not in? 00:55:37.543 --> 00:55:39.545 The seat's not connected. 00:55:42.673 --> 00:55:44.345 I asked the rental company to install it. 00:55:44.425 --> 00:55:47.178 Yeah, I think they can't for liability reasons. 00:55:47.428 --> 00:55:49.656 - Do you know how these things... - Let me just... If you... 00:55:49.680 --> 00:55:52.393 - There should be a clip to clip onto. - ...dig... 00:55:57.146 --> 00:55:58.687 Ow! Fuck! 00:55:58.772 --> 00:56:00.564 - Why "fuck?" - Something sharp. 00:56:00.649 --> 00:56:02.031 - Can't I stay with Mom? - No. 00:56:02.110 --> 00:56:03.151 Why not? 00:56:03.236 --> 00:56:05.238 It's my time with you. I just flew 3,000 miles. 00:56:05.321 --> 00:56:06.192 I don't want to. 00:56:06.280 --> 00:56:07.781 Henry, get in the fucking car! 00:56:09.951 --> 00:56:12.203 I'm sorry, but Jesus, get in the fucking car. 00:56:17.291 --> 00:56:19.453 How do you spell Lego Bionicles? 00:56:19.543 --> 00:56:21.916 That's two words. What does Lego start with? 00:56:22.005 --> 00:56:23.046 Just tell me. 00:56:23.131 --> 00:56:24.441 - Don't you want to learn it? - No. 00:56:24.465 --> 00:56:25.846 - It's on the box, anyway. - L... 00:56:25.925 --> 00:56:26.926 Then what? 00:56:27.093 --> 00:56:29.885 E... You know, everyone at the theater says hi. 00:56:29.971 --> 00:56:30.892 Hi. 00:56:30.972 --> 00:56:31.852 Then what? 00:56:31.931 --> 00:56:33.472 A "g-g-g" sound. 00:56:33.557 --> 00:56:35.519 - Are you excited for Halloween? - J? 00:56:35.601 --> 00:56:36.432 G. 00:56:36.519 --> 00:56:38.181 - Then what? - And an "O" sound. 00:56:38.271 --> 00:56:40.393 - O? - Are you excited for Halloween? 00:56:40.481 --> 00:56:41.402 Yeah. 00:56:41.482 --> 00:56:42.984 I brought both our costumes. 00:56:43.067 --> 00:56:45.359 I'm going as a store-bought ninja. 00:56:45.444 --> 00:56:47.576 But we agreed. I had Donna make you a Frankenstein. 00:56:47.655 --> 00:56:49.827 I don't want to be a Frankenstein anymore. 00:56:49.907 --> 00:56:50.908 Are you sure? 00:56:52.576 --> 00:56:53.617 Maybe just look at it. 00:56:54.162 --> 00:56:56.794 It's awesome. We'll be Frankenstein and the Invisible Man. 00:56:56.872 --> 00:56:58.874 Mom bought me a ninja costume, 00:56:59.083 --> 00:57:01.665 which is better because it costs more. 00:57:01.752 --> 00:57:03.344 Technically, the Frankenstein cost more 00:57:03.421 --> 00:57:05.553 when you factor in Donna's time and the materials. 00:57:05.631 --> 00:57:07.883 The cousins are also going to be ninjas. 00:57:07.967 --> 00:57:09.808 But Henry, we went through all this trouble. 00:57:13.431 --> 00:57:14.472 Okay. 00:57:14.557 --> 00:57:15.558 Whatever you want. 00:57:20.104 --> 00:57:22.816 Please take the ticket. 00:57:26.944 --> 00:57:28.838 - Dad, you're too far. - I know. 00:57:28.862 --> 00:57:31.525 Please take the ticket. 00:57:38.247 --> 00:57:40.539 So, I'm not comfortable leaving the bags in the car 00:57:40.624 --> 00:57:42.811 where I've given the key to someone I don't really know. 00:57:42.835 --> 00:57:43.836 I've been here. 00:57:44.087 --> 00:57:47.420 It's an office building, so you've been to places like this before. 00:57:47.965 --> 00:57:49.547 I remember those fish. 00:57:50.676 --> 00:57:52.098 A lot of fish look the same. 00:57:52.678 --> 00:57:53.679 Can I help you? 00:57:53.721 --> 00:57:56.224 I'm Charlie Barber. I have a 1:30 with Dan Cohen. 00:57:56.307 --> 00:57:58.059 Oh, hi. Where's your little man? 00:57:58.142 --> 00:58:01.305 I don't have it this time. I keep my skeletons at my mom's. 00:58:01.687 --> 00:58:02.688 Okay. 00:58:04.023 --> 00:58:05.024 Oh, okay. 00:58:05.233 --> 00:58:07.155 I'm sorry. We tried to reach you. 00:58:07.235 --> 00:58:09.027 Mr. Cohen wanted me to apologize. 00:58:09.112 --> 00:58:12.275 He can't see you because apparently your wife already met with him 00:58:12.365 --> 00:58:14.617 on the 7th of August about representation. 00:58:15.284 --> 00:58:16.785 B-But she hired somebody else. 00:58:16.869 --> 00:58:19.202 - Uh... Nora... - Fanshaw? 00:58:19.497 --> 00:58:22.020 But unfortunately, because she consulted with Mr. Cohen already, 00:58:22.083 --> 00:58:24.085 he's legally barred from representing you. 00:58:24.793 --> 00:58:25.634 Oh. 00:58:25.711 --> 00:58:27.353 - Should we feed the fish? - Yeah. 00:58:27.963 --> 00:58:30.386 - It happens all the time. - Really? 00:58:30.466 --> 00:58:32.758 If you have a ticket, I can validate your parking. 00:58:33.302 --> 00:58:34.303 Oh. 00:58:34.387 --> 00:58:37.449 You know, it's common that people meet with as many lawyers as possible 00:58:37.473 --> 00:58:39.395 so that their spouse has limited options. 00:58:39.475 --> 00:58:41.517 Oh, I don't think she would've done it deliberately. 00:58:41.560 --> 00:58:42.941 You'd be surprised. 00:58:43.187 --> 00:58:45.729 Can all of them, like, breathe out of the water? 00:58:47.441 --> 00:58:49.523 Did you go to a lot of offices with your mom? 00:58:49.610 --> 00:58:50.741 Not so many. 00:58:52.363 --> 00:58:53.364 Like 11. 00:58:53.739 --> 00:58:56.282 I don't think anyone would have stealed the bags, Daddy. 00:58:56.367 --> 00:58:57.538 I need somebody today. 00:58:57.618 --> 00:59:00.331 If I don't respond by tomorrow, she said I could lose custody. 00:59:00.413 --> 00:59:03.308 I didn't know who else to call. There's got to be someone she didn't meet. 00:59:03.332 --> 00:59:04.463 I have a name for you. 00:59:05.501 --> 00:59:07.373 Bert Spitz. 00:59:07.920 --> 00:59:11.214 He was the entertainment lawyer at Roberto's agency. 00:59:11.674 --> 00:59:12.505 Great. 00:59:12.591 --> 00:59:16.055 But then he kind of got pushed into retirement a few years ago, 00:59:16.345 --> 00:59:18.137 and he went into family law. 00:59:18.222 --> 00:59:20.053 - I called him. - Thank you, G-ma. 00:59:20.141 --> 00:59:22.813 - He can see you today at three. - Aw, shit. 00:59:23.477 --> 00:59:26.019 We never had this conversation, Charlie-bird. 00:59:26.105 --> 00:59:27.457 You got it. I love you. 00:59:27.481 --> 00:59:28.482 - Aw. - Dad! 00:59:28.524 --> 00:59:31.107 - I need a new burger. - Why? 00:59:31.194 --> 00:59:35.488 Because you made us carry your bags into the restaurant, I dropped it. 00:59:36.990 --> 00:59:39.363 That's fine. I'll give you mine. Get in the car. 00:59:39.452 --> 00:59:42.405 Why did you bring me today if you couldn't hang out with me? 00:59:42.496 --> 00:59:44.408 Because I've been away and want to see you. 00:59:45.166 --> 00:59:48.469 Jamie Tuber has a little sister 00:59:48.544 --> 00:59:51.046 named, um, Lily Tuber. 00:59:51.130 --> 00:59:53.422 - Yeah. - And Lily Tuber is really bossy. 00:59:53.507 --> 00:59:54.508 Uh-huh. 00:59:55.676 --> 00:59:59.430 Getting divorced with a kid can be one of the hardest things you'll ever do. 01:00:01.098 --> 01:00:02.980 It's like a death without a body. 01:00:05.144 --> 01:00:08.437 I know personally. I've been there four different times. 01:00:08.522 --> 01:00:10.144 You've been divorced four times? 01:00:10.233 --> 01:00:11.354 Married four times. 01:00:11.775 --> 01:00:12.936 Three divorces. 01:00:13.986 --> 01:00:16.319 This last one will stick, God willing. 01:00:16.405 --> 01:00:18.787 That's why I graduated into family law, 01:00:19.074 --> 01:00:21.327 to help people survive this painful time. 01:00:23.078 --> 01:00:24.290 Here's how I see it. 01:00:25.706 --> 01:00:28.669 If we get bogged down in "who did this," and "who did that," 01:00:28.751 --> 01:00:30.433 and "I don't want to pay the two dollars," 01:00:30.461 --> 01:00:33.134 it'll just cost you more money and time and... 01:00:34.173 --> 01:00:35.264 emotional stress, 01:00:35.341 --> 01:00:37.763 and you'll probably end up with the same result anyway. 01:00:37.843 --> 01:00:38.844 Right. 01:00:39.094 --> 01:00:41.967 I mean, I agree with that philosophy. She does too, I'm sure. 01:00:42.055 --> 01:00:45.138 And I always go with the truth, no matter where that takes us. 01:00:45.476 --> 01:00:47.598 You know, most people in my business make up the truth 01:00:47.645 --> 01:00:49.167 so they can get where they need to go. 01:00:49.688 --> 01:00:51.820 You're just transactions to them. 01:00:51.899 --> 01:00:53.781 I-I like to think of you as people. 01:00:53.859 --> 01:00:55.651 Oh, okay, good. 01:00:55.736 --> 01:00:57.198 And not just you, her too. 01:00:57.280 --> 01:00:58.110 Yes. 01:00:58.197 --> 01:01:00.329 You know, this can be a really ugly process. 01:01:00.408 --> 01:01:03.080 But I also believe it doesn't have to be terrible. 01:01:03.369 --> 01:01:04.740 I'm glad to hear you say that. 01:01:05.288 --> 01:01:06.289 Um... 01:01:06.872 --> 01:01:09.245 I'd love to keep expenses down as much as possible. 01:01:09.333 --> 01:01:10.334 Of course you do. 01:01:10.918 --> 01:01:14.922 I charge 450 an hour and I need a $10,000 retainer to start. 01:01:15.923 --> 01:01:18.636 I'll see if I can get an advance on the Broadway transfer. 01:01:18.717 --> 01:01:21.470 And keep in mind, you'll have to pay for her lawyer. 01:01:21.554 --> 01:01:23.005 Oh. I didn't... 01:01:25.558 --> 01:01:27.470 - What? - Well, at least part of her. 01:01:27.560 --> 01:01:29.141 It doesn't make sense, does it? 01:01:29.520 --> 01:01:32.573 I mean, you're doing this because you love your kid. 01:01:33.232 --> 01:01:36.525 And in doing so, you're draining money from your kid's education. 01:01:36.610 --> 01:01:38.572 - It seems ridiculous. - Oh, it is. 01:01:38.737 --> 01:01:39.988 It is, boy. 01:01:41.574 --> 01:01:43.366 We'll have to respond right away. 01:01:44.993 --> 01:01:46.665 Your son goes to school out here? 01:01:46.745 --> 01:01:48.997 Yeah, temporarily. We agreed. 01:01:49.457 --> 01:01:52.039 Her pilot went to series and I wanted to accommodate her, 01:01:52.125 --> 01:01:54.248 as she's often felt we do things on my terms. 01:01:54.337 --> 01:01:56.589 Be a better husband in divorce. 01:01:56.922 --> 01:01:59.595 I guess something like that, but we live in New York. 01:02:00.718 --> 01:02:02.600 Well, with your kid going to school out here, 01:02:02.678 --> 01:02:04.139 the court may see it differently. 01:02:04.221 --> 01:02:05.263 Will we go to court? 01:02:05.348 --> 01:02:07.350 No, no, we don't want to go to court. 01:02:07.725 --> 01:02:09.517 The courts in California are a disaster. 01:02:09.602 --> 01:02:11.644 No, that's just how we have to think about it. 01:02:12.145 --> 01:02:13.897 I'm not sure these are my glasses. 01:02:14.273 --> 01:02:15.984 Where are you living while you're here? 01:02:16.066 --> 01:02:17.368 I'm in a hotel right now. 01:02:17.443 --> 01:02:18.654 No, a hotel doesn't look good. 01:02:18.736 --> 01:02:20.197 - To who? - The court. 01:02:20.279 --> 01:02:22.200 You just said we weren't going to go to court. 01:02:22.281 --> 01:02:23.562 No, of course, of course. 01:02:23.616 --> 01:02:26.118 We have to prepare to go to court, hoping we don't go to court. 01:02:26.201 --> 01:02:27.202 Okay. 01:02:27.536 --> 01:02:28.997 You should get a place in LA. 01:02:29.538 --> 01:02:32.170 And get a place near her. It looks better for custody reasons. 01:02:32.249 --> 01:02:34.542 She's in West Hollywood. That'll be expensive. 01:02:34.627 --> 01:02:36.539 I-I guess I could rent our New York apartment. 01:02:36.629 --> 01:02:37.630 Don't rent it. 01:02:37.963 --> 01:02:40.215 You have to continue to prove New York residence. 01:02:40.299 --> 01:02:42.431 And of course, if you have a place in LA, 01:02:42.510 --> 01:02:44.892 it's hard to show you all live in New York, isn't it? 01:02:44.970 --> 01:02:45.971 So... 01:02:46.889 --> 01:02:48.010 what do I do? 01:02:48.140 --> 01:02:51.474 I recommend you spend as much time as you can with your son. 01:02:52.395 --> 01:02:54.347 Many people fight for that time, 01:02:54.438 --> 01:02:55.849 then they don't even use it. 01:02:56.399 --> 01:02:57.600 They just want to win. 01:02:57.858 --> 01:03:00.411 This shouldn't be that complicated, right? 01:03:00.486 --> 01:03:02.107 I mean, we're a New York family. 01:03:02.363 --> 01:03:04.865 I think it's all pretty straightforward. Right? 01:03:04.948 --> 01:03:06.990 I hope so, yes. 01:03:07.910 --> 01:03:09.362 I see no reason... 01:03:10.120 --> 01:03:12.252 You both love your child. 01:03:13.248 --> 01:03:14.420 You respect each other. 01:03:14.750 --> 01:03:16.922 Why this shouldn't be relatively pain-free. 01:03:17.002 --> 01:03:18.083 Right. 01:03:18.170 --> 01:03:20.082 I think you have my glasses. 01:03:22.550 --> 01:03:23.761 That makes sense. 01:03:24.760 --> 01:03:27.473 - What have you been doing? - Reading this magazine. 01:03:27.555 --> 01:03:29.517 You were reading California Lawyer? 01:03:29.598 --> 01:03:30.439 Yeah. 01:03:30.516 --> 01:03:33.188 Okay, I'm almost done. 01:03:33.602 --> 01:03:35.694 I wouldn't expect too much from that cat. 01:03:37.856 --> 01:03:40.489 - What kind of pet do you want? - I don't know... 01:03:40.568 --> 01:03:43.320 I want you to know that eventually this will all be over, 01:03:43.404 --> 01:03:45.205 and whatever we win or lose... 01:03:45.781 --> 01:03:48.704 it'll be the two of you having to figure this out together. 01:03:49.410 --> 01:03:50.411 Thank you. 01:03:50.578 --> 01:03:54.331 You're the first person in this process who's spoken to me like a human. 01:03:59.420 --> 01:04:01.972 You remind me of myself on my second marriage. 01:04:06.009 --> 01:04:07.971 Come! Come! Come! Come! Oh! 01:04:08.053 --> 01:04:09.635 You have fun with Daddy? 01:04:09.722 --> 01:04:11.844 - We drove around to offices. - Oh. 01:04:11.932 --> 01:04:14.775 Do you want to see your ninja costume? It's on G-ma's bed. 01:04:14.852 --> 01:04:16.103 - Yeah! - Yeah. 01:04:17.980 --> 01:04:20.893 You know, I had Donna build him this whole Frankenstein thing 01:04:20.983 --> 01:04:22.485 with the plugs and... 01:04:22.568 --> 01:04:25.010 Yeah, well, the cousins are ninjas, so he wanted to do that... 01:04:25.070 --> 01:04:26.902 But he and I had decided together. 01:04:26.989 --> 01:04:28.671 Oh, well, I can't make him be Frankenstein. 01:04:28.741 --> 01:04:31.177 I'm not asking you to, but maybe you can help me out a little. 01:04:31.201 --> 01:04:34.204 I'll leave the Frankenstein here, maybe you can nudge him in that direction. 01:04:34.622 --> 01:04:35.623 I'll try. 01:04:37.082 --> 01:04:38.083 What's the... 01:04:39.167 --> 01:04:41.169 Did you dye your hair again? Is that for your show? 01:04:41.670 --> 01:04:44.302 No, this is me. It was this way when I saw you before. 01:04:44.381 --> 01:04:46.173 I know, but I didn't say anything then. 01:04:47.342 --> 01:04:48.514 You don't like it? 01:04:48.594 --> 01:04:51.887 No, I guess it's fine. Is it shorter? I prefer longer but... 01:04:54.725 --> 01:04:56.937 Oh, sorry, it's just absurd. 01:04:57.561 --> 01:04:58.642 Is everything okay? 01:04:58.729 --> 01:05:00.360 Yeah. Why? 01:05:00.856 --> 01:05:03.398 You seem, I don't know, like something is... 01:05:03.484 --> 01:05:04.615 Everything's fine. 01:05:06.612 --> 01:05:08.323 Okay, I'm going to check in at the hotel, 01:05:08.405 --> 01:05:11.368 but I should be able to get to you guys by 5:00, 5:30... 01:05:11.450 --> 01:05:13.912 We're going to Cassie's in Pasadena 01:05:13.994 --> 01:05:15.706 and trick-or-treating with the cousins. 01:05:15.788 --> 01:05:16.949 Cassie lives in Pasadena now? 01:05:17.039 --> 01:05:19.291 Yes. She and Sam moved there a couple months ago. 01:05:19.374 --> 01:05:20.776 Okay, I don't really know Pasadena. 01:05:20.834 --> 01:05:23.813 - I'll figure it out. What's the address? - My mom is looking forward to it... 01:05:23.837 --> 01:05:25.839 - I'll text Sam. - ...and Cassie and Sam are mad. 01:05:25.923 --> 01:05:27.254 - Mad at who? - You. 01:05:27.340 --> 01:05:29.503 - Cassie and Sam? - You can understand that. 01:05:29.593 --> 01:05:31.805 So, I think we should probably do separate Halloweens. 01:05:31.887 --> 01:05:34.409 But if you're okay with it, then shouldn't they be okay with it? 01:05:34.473 --> 01:05:36.785 - Let's do it this way this time. - Do you not want me there? 01:05:36.809 --> 01:05:37.680 I'm fine with it. 01:05:37.768 --> 01:05:39.730 - Okay. - It'll be nice for him. 01:05:39.812 --> 01:05:41.143 He'll have two Halloweens. 01:05:42.064 --> 01:05:45.437 What am I going to do with him for second Halloween? Walk around Sunset Boulevard? 01:05:45.526 --> 01:05:49.239 Maybe the hotel has something. Or you can drive to a different neighborhood. 01:05:52.866 --> 01:05:55.779 The sun sets forever. 01:05:57.037 --> 01:05:59.960 There shall never be another dawn. 01:06:01.083 --> 01:06:02.084 No! 01:06:03.669 --> 01:06:05.460 Lady... 01:06:05.963 --> 01:06:08.966 I require the solace of the shadows... 01:06:10.008 --> 01:06:11.349 and the dark! 01:06:30.738 --> 01:06:33.821 Okay, ready for Halloween? 01:06:34.575 --> 01:06:36.286 - Hi. - Wow, elaborate. 01:06:36.744 --> 01:06:39.305 Sweetheart, don't forget to wear your jacket. It's getting colder. 01:06:39.329 --> 01:06:41.474 - This is a nice house. - Ready to go back out? 01:06:41.498 --> 01:06:42.976 - He has to pee. - No, I don't. 01:06:43.000 --> 01:06:44.001 He does. 01:06:44.251 --> 01:06:46.463 Uh, some of his men are in here and also Bear-Bear. 01:06:46.545 --> 01:06:48.690 You can keep that Bear-Bear, because I got another one. 01:06:48.714 --> 01:06:50.395 Does he know that there are two Bear-Bears? 01:06:50.423 --> 01:06:52.926 - It was his idea. - David Bowie, right? Station to Station? 01:06:53.552 --> 01:06:54.553 Let's Dance. 01:06:55.137 --> 01:06:57.840 Henry, have a great Halloween with Daddy, okay? 01:06:59.767 --> 01:07:00.768 Have fun. 01:07:04.021 --> 01:07:05.903 Go pee and then we're going back out. 01:07:06.314 --> 01:07:07.876 I'm too tired. 01:07:07.900 --> 01:07:10.442 Go pee, and then we're going to go drive to Halloween. 01:07:10.861 --> 01:07:12.703 This block looks promising. 01:07:13.488 --> 01:07:14.820 I wish Halloween was over. 01:07:14.907 --> 01:07:16.318 Well, it isn't. 01:07:16.659 --> 01:07:18.991 If we were in New York, we could be walking. 01:07:19.202 --> 01:07:22.205 But I like that we're sitting right now. I like to sit. 01:07:22.665 --> 01:07:26.038 That's true, Los Angeles does have sitting going for it. 01:07:26.418 --> 01:07:29.001 I think that's why I like Los Angeles better. 01:07:29.087 --> 01:07:30.178 Because you get to sit? 01:07:30.255 --> 01:07:32.377 No, because I like my friends here better. 01:07:32.549 --> 01:07:33.681 That's not true. 01:07:34.384 --> 01:07:36.807 What about Horatio and Poppy? 01:07:36.887 --> 01:07:38.889 Horatio doesn't like me anymore. 01:07:39.347 --> 01:07:40.689 And I don't like Poppy. 01:07:41.141 --> 01:07:42.522 Here, I have Axel. 01:07:42.601 --> 01:07:45.353 Axel's hilarious. I think you'd like him, Dad. 01:07:46.354 --> 01:07:47.736 And my family's here. 01:07:48.941 --> 01:07:49.942 Besides you. 01:08:18.011 --> 01:08:19.132 Everyone's asleep. 01:09:10.689 --> 01:09:11.690 I need to pee! 01:09:18.405 --> 01:09:19.827 Who gave you a lighter? 01:09:23.076 --> 01:09:24.077 Lift the seat. 01:09:30.333 --> 01:09:32.415 I'm going to have to go back to New York on Monday. 01:09:32.920 --> 01:09:33.961 Did you flush? 01:09:40.761 --> 01:09:41.762 Wash your hands. 01:09:43.430 --> 01:09:44.972 Will you play with me? 01:09:45.974 --> 01:09:47.475 I'm tired, honey. 01:09:59.863 --> 01:10:01.945 Did you hear me? I have to go back to New York. 01:10:02.032 --> 01:10:04.164 Ah, watch out! Whoosh! I'm falling! 01:10:06.661 --> 01:10:09.494 You didn't catch me. 01:10:12.417 --> 01:10:13.418 Okay? 01:10:14.252 --> 01:10:15.503 Why aren't you here more? 01:10:17.089 --> 01:10:19.041 I have to work. 01:10:19.382 --> 01:10:21.384 You know my play is opening on Broadway. 01:10:22.094 --> 01:10:24.046 Is it because you don't want to be near Mom? 01:10:24.137 --> 01:10:26.219 No. You know, like we talked about, 01:10:26.306 --> 01:10:28.859 we both decided not to be together no matter where we are, 01:10:28.934 --> 01:10:30.555 but we both want to be with you. 01:10:31.394 --> 01:10:33.767 But you're not near me if you're in New York. 01:10:34.314 --> 01:10:36.156 Well, we all still live in New York. 01:10:36.817 --> 01:10:38.658 Yeah, but I go to school here. 01:10:39.319 --> 01:10:40.370 Just for right now. 01:10:41.279 --> 01:10:43.661 Like that time we were in Copenhagen for my play. 01:10:43.740 --> 01:10:46.163 Remember all those kids in buckets? 01:10:46.243 --> 01:10:47.414 I like my school here, 01:10:47.494 --> 01:10:50.037 and Mom says we could stay here if we want. 01:10:51.957 --> 01:10:52.958 What do you mean? 01:10:55.002 --> 01:10:56.003 She said that? 01:10:56.253 --> 01:10:57.254 Yeah. 01:11:03.760 --> 01:11:04.932 Vroom. 01:11:06.972 --> 01:11:07.973 Aah! 01:11:24.781 --> 01:11:27.324 - Hello? - Are you moving out here? 01:11:28.410 --> 01:11:31.180 - Did you find a lawyer? - Yes. Henry says you're moving here. 01:11:31.204 --> 01:11:32.455 Have your lawyer call Nora. 01:11:32.539 --> 01:11:33.871 I want to talk about it as us. 01:11:33.957 --> 01:11:34.958 Who the fuck is "us"? 01:11:35.042 --> 01:11:37.124 Let's just get in a room, you and me. 01:11:37.210 --> 01:11:38.751 That's what we always said we'd do. 01:11:38.837 --> 01:11:41.232 - My lawyers wouldn't let me sign anything. - It's our divorce. 01:11:41.256 --> 01:11:43.468 They say I could later sue them for malpractice. 01:11:44.467 --> 01:11:45.798 What am I walking into? 01:11:45.886 --> 01:11:47.267 What are you walking into? 01:11:47.345 --> 01:11:48.977 Yes, what the fuck is going on?! 01:11:49.056 --> 01:11:52.689 I read your fucking emails, Charlie! I read them all. 01:11:53.226 --> 01:11:54.868 - When? - I don't know, recently. 01:11:54.937 --> 01:11:56.497 - Shit. - You're a fucking liar. 01:11:56.521 --> 01:11:59.194 - You fucked Mary Ann! - It was after I was sleeping on the couch. 01:11:59.274 --> 01:12:00.946 All this bullshit about working on us. 01:12:01.026 --> 01:12:02.898 You know what? I have been working. 01:12:02.986 --> 01:12:04.647 I've been doing the work alone. 01:12:04.737 --> 01:12:06.069 How did you read my emails? 01:12:06.156 --> 01:12:08.538 I hacked into your account, you dumb fuck! 01:12:08.616 --> 01:12:09.747 I think that's illegal! 01:12:09.826 --> 01:12:12.409 Don't give me this shit about being surprised about LA. 01:12:12.495 --> 01:12:14.157 Surprise! I have my own opinions. 01:12:14.247 --> 01:12:16.409 How do you even know how to do something like that? 01:12:16.499 --> 01:12:18.461 Surprise! I want things that aren't what you want, 01:12:18.501 --> 01:12:20.423 because, surprise, you were fucking another lady. 01:12:20.462 --> 01:12:23.585 It was one time! I think you're conflating two different things. 01:12:23.673 --> 01:12:25.305 Mary Ann has nothing to do with LA. 01:12:25.383 --> 01:12:26.975 I am conflating, motherfucker! 01:12:27.052 --> 01:12:28.513 You watch me conflate! 01:12:32.765 --> 01:12:34.347 Did you just stamp your foot? 01:12:34.809 --> 01:12:37.602 I don't think I've ever done that before. I'm just so angry. 01:12:39.940 --> 01:12:42.863 - You look like you needed one. - Yes, I do, thanks. 01:12:43.902 --> 01:12:46.905 You know, the Japanese are making really interesting tequila right now. 01:12:47.614 --> 01:12:48.865 That's exciting, I guess. 01:12:50.117 --> 01:12:52.749 - What are you so angry about? - My fucking ex-husband. 01:12:53.286 --> 01:12:56.619 I spent all this time feeling guilty, and he's so self-absorbed. 01:12:56.706 --> 01:12:57.707 It's pointless. 01:12:58.166 --> 01:13:00.048 It's a game I'm playing with myself. 01:13:01.211 --> 01:13:04.264 Oh, hey, Pablo. Uh, we met at... 01:13:04.339 --> 01:13:06.381 - You held the bounce board. - The flirty grip. 01:13:10.053 --> 01:13:12.425 - Here's what I want you to only do, okay? - What? 01:13:12.597 --> 01:13:14.769 - I want you to finger me. - What? 01:13:14.849 --> 01:13:16.721 - Just finger me. - Okay. 01:13:16.809 --> 01:13:19.642 That's all we're going to do, just fingering. Okay? 01:13:20.272 --> 01:13:22.024 I'm changing my whole fucking life. 01:13:28.113 --> 01:13:31.696 Nicole and Charlie's son, Henry, was born here in Los Angeles. 01:13:31.783 --> 01:13:34.947 He currently attends Laurel Elementary in Laurel Canyon, 01:13:35.037 --> 01:13:36.868 and Nicole works in Hollywood 01:13:36.955 --> 01:13:39.547 while also maintaining a full schedule as a mother 01:13:39.958 --> 01:13:42.750 with classes of swim, art, 01:13:42.835 --> 01:13:45.628 gym, and music, as well as play groups. 01:13:46.589 --> 01:13:49.672 Nicole is Henry's primary custodial parent, 01:13:49.759 --> 01:13:54.144 and to the extent that Charlie would like to exercise his custodial time, 01:13:54.222 --> 01:13:57.515 he should be making efforts to visit Henry here in California. 01:13:57.600 --> 01:13:59.392 Nora, you seem to be ignoring the fact 01:13:59.477 --> 01:14:02.650 that they lived in New York for ten years. 01:14:02.855 --> 01:14:06.189 My client worked in New York for several years, that's true. 01:14:06.276 --> 01:14:08.578 But Nicole was born and bred right here in LA. 01:14:09.112 --> 01:14:12.325 She and Charlie would come here most holidays and summers 01:14:12.407 --> 01:14:13.698 to spend time with her family, 01:14:13.783 --> 01:14:15.245 who all live in LA. 01:14:15.743 --> 01:14:17.745 She and Charlie were married in LA. 01:14:18.496 --> 01:14:19.817 Would you like to see the photos? 01:14:19.872 --> 01:14:21.784 No, I don't need to see the photos. 01:14:22.250 --> 01:14:24.382 Although I'm sure they both look beautiful. 01:14:25.587 --> 01:14:27.629 It's my client's expectation 01:14:27.880 --> 01:14:30.383 that after this TV show is completed, 01:14:30.467 --> 01:14:32.429 the parties will move back to New York 01:14:32.510 --> 01:14:34.302 where they currently keep an apartment. 01:14:34.387 --> 01:14:37.510 And it's my understanding that Charlie promised Nicole 01:14:37.599 --> 01:14:40.892 that they would spend more time in Los Angeles during the marriage. 01:14:40.977 --> 01:14:43.900 But because of his insistence that his work keep them in New York, 01:14:43.980 --> 01:14:47.864 Nicole ended up staying there much longer than she ever anticipated. 01:14:49.486 --> 01:14:51.238 In fact, a few years ago, 01:14:51.529 --> 01:14:54.912 Charlie was offered a residency at the Geffen Playhouse 01:14:54.991 --> 01:14:57.664 that would have taken his work and his family 01:14:58.078 --> 01:15:00.080 to Los Angeles for a year. 01:15:00.830 --> 01:15:02.542 And he, um... 01:15:02.624 --> 01:15:03.665 turned it down. 01:15:04.209 --> 01:15:06.211 Even though that was Nicole's desire. 01:15:06.294 --> 01:15:10.428 He wanted to maintain consistency for his family and his child. 01:15:10.507 --> 01:15:12.639 Was this the same consistency he wanted to maintain 01:15:12.717 --> 01:15:16.181 when they went to Copenhagen for six months so he could direct a play? 01:15:16.263 --> 01:15:19.346 Now, while I understand Charlie lives in New York... 01:15:19.932 --> 01:15:23.726 and when it's convenient to his work schedule, he flies out to see his son... 01:15:23.811 --> 01:15:26.274 He flies out here every chance he gets, at great expense. 01:15:26.356 --> 01:15:28.568 I don't see any reason you can't be out here full time. 01:15:28.650 --> 01:15:30.211 He makes his living in New York. 01:15:30.235 --> 01:15:32.777 - Sorry, do we want to contemplate lunch? - Good idea. 01:15:32.862 --> 01:15:34.864 I'll order now so it'll come when we're all hungry. 01:15:34.947 --> 01:15:35.948 Yeah. Mm. 01:15:35.990 --> 01:15:38.094 - Everyone good with Manny's? - I'd love Manny's. 01:15:38.118 --> 01:15:39.119 Mm-hmm. 01:15:39.161 --> 01:15:40.412 Have you had Manny's? 01:15:41.204 --> 01:15:42.075 Oh, you'll love it. 01:15:42.164 --> 01:15:44.786 Just really yummy sandwiches and salads. 01:15:44.874 --> 01:15:46.376 I'll have the BLT. 01:15:46.459 --> 01:15:47.460 Dad? 01:15:48.044 --> 01:15:49.045 Turkey. 01:15:49.212 --> 01:15:50.543 I'll have the BLT. 01:15:50.922 --> 01:15:52.624 - You'll have the kale? - Kale salad. 01:16:01.891 --> 01:16:02.892 Uh... 01:16:10.567 --> 01:16:11.698 I don't know, sorry. 01:16:13.861 --> 01:16:15.363 Charlie will have, um... 01:16:17.282 --> 01:16:18.283 the Greek salad, 01:16:18.700 --> 01:16:21.453 but with lemon and olive oil instead of the Greek dressing. 01:16:21.536 --> 01:16:22.367 Okay. 01:16:22.454 --> 01:16:24.866 - I'll have the Chinese chicken salad. - Okay, sure. 01:16:24.956 --> 01:16:25.957 Thank you. 01:16:29.502 --> 01:16:32.505 Congratulations, Charlie, on your grant. Nicole told me. 01:16:32.589 --> 01:16:33.630 Oh, thank you. 01:16:33.715 --> 01:16:35.046 He's a genius. 01:16:36.384 --> 01:16:39.177 Well, I told Nicole I loved your play. 01:16:39.262 --> 01:16:40.973 - Ah. Really. - Oh, thanks. 01:16:41.348 --> 01:16:43.270 You are one smart cookie. 01:16:44.309 --> 01:16:45.480 Oh, thanks. 01:16:45.560 --> 01:16:47.812 I would just love to... 01:16:47.895 --> 01:16:50.238 crawl inside that brain. 01:16:50.648 --> 01:16:54.942 There was that one moment when you smell the toast, smell. 01:16:55.945 --> 01:16:58.828 It was literally my favorite thing that I saw that year. 01:16:58.906 --> 01:17:01.369 - Thanks. - Truly genius. 01:17:01.451 --> 01:17:02.452 Thank you. 01:17:02.952 --> 01:17:05.205 I was sorry to hear it closed on Broadway. 01:17:05.580 --> 01:17:07.081 They couldn't smell the toast. 01:17:08.458 --> 01:17:10.089 It was so emotional. 01:17:11.378 --> 01:17:13.590 It's very competitive, I imagine. 01:17:15.047 --> 01:17:18.551 Now, when Charlie is in Los Angeles, 01:17:18.635 --> 01:17:21.928 Nicole, of course, agrees that it will be best for Henry 01:17:22.389 --> 01:17:24.721 that he see each parent equally. 01:17:26.518 --> 01:17:30.312 It's very nice out here, Charlie. You should give it a chance. 01:17:30.397 --> 01:17:32.859 - Yeah, and the space... you can't beat it. - Mmm. 01:17:32.940 --> 01:17:33.981 I love it too. 01:17:34.817 --> 01:17:38.110 But all of our personal feelings about the two cities aside, 01:17:38.196 --> 01:17:42.410 we don't share your assertion that the couple is an LA-based family. 01:17:42.492 --> 01:17:44.794 It was very clearly their deal 01:17:44.869 --> 01:17:48.162 that they would go back to New York after Nicole finished her show. 01:17:48.248 --> 01:17:49.799 I'm not aware of any deal. 01:17:50.583 --> 01:17:52.295 Well, I didn't get it in writing. 01:17:55.213 --> 01:17:58.216 Charlie, is this like the deal that you made 01:17:58.300 --> 01:18:01.753 that you Nicole would spend more time in LA during your marriage? 01:18:01.844 --> 01:18:04.677 We didn't have a deal. It was something we discussed. 01:18:04.764 --> 01:18:05.855 But... 01:18:05.932 --> 01:18:08.815 So, it's a deal when it's something you want 01:18:08.893 --> 01:18:11.015 and a discussion when Nicole wants it? 01:18:14.316 --> 01:18:15.317 Sidebar... 01:18:16.276 --> 01:18:19.199 Nora, do you have a spare office where Charlie and I can sidebar? 01:18:19.279 --> 01:18:20.119 Sure. 01:18:20.196 --> 01:18:22.118 - Can you, um... - I can show you. 01:18:22.657 --> 01:18:23.658 Come on. 01:18:29.497 --> 01:18:32.420 - Nora is a very good lawyer. - Uh-huh. 01:18:33.585 --> 01:18:34.916 - Tough, right? - Yeah. 01:18:35.503 --> 01:18:38.386 And you're in a bind because you've shown you're willing to fly out here 01:18:38.465 --> 01:18:40.257 and rent an apartment to see your son. 01:18:40.342 --> 01:18:42.043 - You told me to do that. - I know that. 01:18:42.134 --> 01:18:45.388 And I'm doing that because I want to see my kid, not to set a precedent. 01:18:45.472 --> 01:18:48.054 Yes, but unfortunately, you are setting a precedent. 01:18:48.850 --> 01:18:50.472 And a judge might look at it that way. 01:18:50.560 --> 01:18:53.773 What's the alternative? I stay in New York and never come out here? 01:18:53.855 --> 01:18:55.857 No, because then it would look to the court 01:18:55.940 --> 01:18:57.812 like you don't care about seeing your son. 01:18:57.900 --> 01:19:01.063 Court or no court? Stop saying "court" and then "never court." 01:19:01.153 --> 01:19:03.906 Well, the way this is going, we may have to go to court. 01:19:04.532 --> 01:19:07.204 - Are you aware of how maddening you sound? - I am. 01:19:08.536 --> 01:19:10.328 And I know it seems unfair. 01:19:14.041 --> 01:19:15.383 But imagine if you were... 01:19:16.419 --> 01:19:19.332 a poor mother whose husband abandons her, 01:19:19.422 --> 01:19:21.173 and then refuses to pay anything. 01:19:22.925 --> 01:19:25.678 That's what the system is trying to protect people from. 01:19:27.930 --> 01:19:28.931 Listen... 01:19:29.682 --> 01:19:31.053 if I were representing you... 01:19:31.142 --> 01:19:32.304 You are representing me. 01:19:32.394 --> 01:19:33.895 Right, no, of course. No... 01:19:34.687 --> 01:19:38.601 I don't see a judge moving this child from California. 01:19:38.691 --> 01:19:40.483 I think we try and settle today. 01:19:40.902 --> 01:19:42.854 Settle meaning what? 01:19:43.655 --> 01:19:44.656 She gets LA. 01:19:44.697 --> 01:19:46.108 No, Bert, just... 01:19:47.158 --> 01:19:48.159 No. 01:19:48.410 --> 01:19:49.991 I mean, we have to win this. 01:19:50.370 --> 01:19:53.082 Remember, the win is what's best for Henry. 01:19:53.164 --> 01:19:55.607 And if you guys go to court, he's going to get pulled into it. 01:19:55.667 --> 01:19:58.710 But if he stays here and I stay in New York, that's just... 01:19:59.086 --> 01:20:00.087 then I won't... 01:20:00.838 --> 01:20:02.840 I'll never get to really be his parent again. 01:20:02.924 --> 01:20:03.755 It'll be different. 01:20:03.841 --> 01:20:04.882 It won't exist. 01:20:05.343 --> 01:20:06.844 So maybe you move here. 01:20:07.470 --> 01:20:09.051 You heard what Aamir said about space. 01:20:09.138 --> 01:20:11.771 Fuck the space, Bert! Fuck the space! 01:20:11.849 --> 01:20:15.232 I'll do whatever you want me to do, but this is my advice. 01:20:15.311 --> 01:20:17.354 I've seen these things go on and on, 01:20:17.647 --> 01:20:20.490 and the burden of these battles is immeasurable. 01:20:20.567 --> 01:20:24.611 I had a client get colon cancer and die before he and his wife came to agreement. 01:20:24.696 --> 01:20:26.147 What about filing in New York? 01:20:26.238 --> 01:20:27.319 It's too late. 01:20:27.657 --> 01:20:29.659 And even if you did, I don't think it would matter. 01:20:29.701 --> 01:20:31.543 They're being reasonable financially, you know? 01:20:31.619 --> 01:20:34.251 You're... You're lucky they didn't ask for half your grant money. 01:20:34.330 --> 01:20:37.142 She wouldn't do that. She knows I put all that money back in my theater. 01:20:37.166 --> 01:20:38.758 If this continues, she might. 01:20:39.210 --> 01:20:41.463 The actors and crew all rely on that money. 01:20:41.546 --> 01:20:43.508 The court would never agree with this, right? 01:20:43.590 --> 01:20:46.513 Whether they do or not, it'll cost you half your grant money 01:20:46.593 --> 01:20:48.014 to go to court and prove it. 01:20:50.930 --> 01:20:52.101 I feel like a criminal. 01:20:53.057 --> 01:20:54.679 But you didn't commit any crime. 01:20:54.767 --> 01:20:56.098 It doesn't feel that way. 01:20:56.185 --> 01:20:58.438 If we give on LA right now, 01:20:58.688 --> 01:21:00.530 and then try to make the best deal possible, 01:21:00.607 --> 01:21:02.649 I think we can get her to give on other fronts. 01:21:02.734 --> 01:21:04.646 There are no other fronts! 01:21:05.612 --> 01:21:06.783 This is the thing! 01:21:07.530 --> 01:21:09.572 He needs to know that I fought for him! 01:21:09.657 --> 01:21:10.658 He'll know. 01:21:25.172 --> 01:21:27.901 I should never have let her come out here with Henry. 01:21:27.925 --> 01:21:30.307 If it wasn't LA and New York, it'd be something else. 01:21:30.386 --> 01:21:33.810 You'd be fighting about a house, or a school district, or... 01:21:35.224 --> 01:21:36.355 You know what this is like? 01:21:36.434 --> 01:21:40.438 This is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser, she's going to Rome. 01:21:40.522 --> 01:21:42.393 - Do you know this? - I don't. 01:21:42.482 --> 01:21:44.404 This woman is at her hairdresser and she says, 01:21:44.484 --> 01:21:45.865 "I'm going to Rome on holiday." 01:21:45.943 --> 01:21:48.446 And he says, "Oh, really? What... what airline are you taking?" 01:21:48.530 --> 01:21:49.941 She says, "Alitalia." 01:21:50.156 --> 01:21:52.288 He says, "Alitalia? Are you crazy? 01:21:52.366 --> 01:21:54.619 That's the worst... That's terrible. Don't take that." 01:21:54.702 --> 01:21:56.263 He says, "Where are you going to stay?" 01:21:56.328 --> 01:21:58.090 She says, "I'm going to stay at the Hassler." 01:21:58.122 --> 01:22:00.204 "The Hassler? What, are you kidding? 01:22:00.291 --> 01:22:03.204 They're renovating the Hassler. You'll hear hammering all night long. 01:22:03.294 --> 01:22:05.246 You won't sleep. What are you going to see?" 01:22:05.337 --> 01:22:07.750 She says, "I think I'm going to try to go to the Vatican." 01:22:07.840 --> 01:22:10.252 "The Vatican? You'll be standing in line all day long. 01:22:10.342 --> 01:22:11.779 You'll never get to see anything..." 01:22:11.803 --> 01:22:14.005 I'm sorry, Bert, am I paying for this joke? 01:22:16.223 --> 01:22:18.606 Whatever happens here, it's temporary. 01:22:19.351 --> 01:22:22.354 He's growing up. He's going to have opinions on the subject. 01:22:22.814 --> 01:22:24.686 Time is on your side, Charlie. 01:22:26.442 --> 01:22:28.615 Maybe he'll do college on the East Coast. 01:22:37.286 --> 01:22:41.631 I have most of my coins, like my quarters and dimes at Daddy's... 01:22:41.708 --> 01:22:43.670 - Right. - ...but I'm keeping my dollars 01:22:43.751 --> 01:22:45.883 and my one twenty at yours, okay? 01:22:46.337 --> 01:22:50.542 So, that is one twenty plus 50, what is that? 01:22:50.883 --> 01:22:51.964 Goddamn it. 01:22:52.468 --> 01:22:53.469 What's "Goddamn it"? 01:22:53.553 --> 01:22:55.434 Did you guys lose power where you are? 01:22:55.513 --> 01:22:57.645 Dad? Did we lose power? 01:22:58.140 --> 01:22:59.141 No. 01:22:59.601 --> 01:23:02.473 There's rolling blackouts in the hills and now... 01:23:03.062 --> 01:23:05.525 Oh, damn it. Now the gate won't close. 01:23:05.607 --> 01:23:07.108 Her gate won't close. 01:23:12.655 --> 01:23:13.656 Mom! 01:23:13.990 --> 01:23:14.991 Hey. 01:23:17.493 --> 01:23:19.763 - Can we go see my room? - Yeah, of course. 01:23:19.787 --> 01:23:21.509 - You tried all the... - I tried everything. 01:23:21.539 --> 01:23:23.250 Sorry I made you come out. 01:23:23.332 --> 01:23:24.173 It's fine. 01:23:24.291 --> 01:23:26.293 - I just... - You don't want your gate open. 01:23:26.460 --> 01:23:27.461 Right. 01:23:27.712 --> 01:23:31.175 - There should be a panel or something... - Maybe this is something here. 01:23:33.342 --> 01:23:34.724 - It's a cute house. - Oh, yeah. 01:23:34.802 --> 01:23:36.514 I mean, from what I can see. 01:23:36.596 --> 01:23:37.597 Thanks. 01:23:41.392 --> 01:23:42.513 You're getting shaggy. 01:23:42.602 --> 01:23:45.194 Yeah, I have to find a hair cutter. 01:23:46.773 --> 01:23:47.904 You want me to cut it? 01:23:48.816 --> 01:23:49.817 Okay. 01:24:00.703 --> 01:24:01.744 Close your eyes. 01:24:06.834 --> 01:24:07.835 He's out. 01:24:08.169 --> 01:24:09.831 Maybe he should stay here tonight. 01:24:11.130 --> 01:24:12.131 It's my night. 01:24:41.202 --> 01:24:43.865 Hey, come on. We're going. Come on. Let's take a walk. Right? 01:24:43.955 --> 01:24:45.276 Yeah, we're going to take a walk. 01:24:45.331 --> 01:24:47.392 - We're taking a walk. - Fine, all right. She's crazy. 01:24:47.416 --> 01:24:48.798 We're mostly finished. 01:24:49.418 --> 01:24:51.971 Bert and I hammered out 90 percent of the details, 01:24:52.046 --> 01:24:55.169 and there's a couple minor things hanging, 01:24:55.257 --> 01:24:56.378 but it should be easy. 01:24:57.343 --> 01:24:59.676 And then the judge makes your divorce official. 01:25:00.554 --> 01:25:01.636 Oh. That's good. 01:25:04.475 --> 01:25:06.427 - Fuck me. - What? 01:25:06.518 --> 01:25:08.390 Who's that? 01:25:08.479 --> 01:25:11.232 Oh, Charlie shouldn't have done this. 01:25:11.315 --> 01:25:12.897 What do you mean? Where's Bert? 01:25:12.984 --> 01:25:16.607 This means that everything we've agreed upon now is off the table. 01:25:17.029 --> 01:25:18.110 We've got LA, right? 01:25:18.197 --> 01:25:20.249 Not with Jay Marotta representing him. 01:25:20.825 --> 01:25:22.286 This is a street fight now. 01:25:22.368 --> 01:25:25.912 And I'm going to have to ask for things that we wouldn't normally ask for. 01:25:26.497 --> 01:25:29.000 This system rewards bad behavior. 01:25:30.459 --> 01:25:31.631 - Jay. - Hey. 01:25:31.711 --> 01:25:32.712 Hi. 01:25:32.837 --> 01:25:35.049 I saw Miriam at Madeo the other night. 01:25:35.131 --> 01:25:36.592 - Yeah? - Looking very handsome. 01:25:36.674 --> 01:25:39.677 Oh, you know, you should come to our Stand Up To Cancer event. 01:25:39.761 --> 01:25:42.003 - Uh, John Legend's going to play. - Oh, love him. 01:25:42.054 --> 01:25:44.157 Okay? It's going to be at the Beverly Hilton, I think. 01:25:44.181 --> 01:25:45.242 - Great. - Okay? 01:25:45.266 --> 01:25:47.028 She said you're spending more time in Malibu. 01:25:47.059 --> 01:25:48.600 - Oh, really? - Me too. 01:25:48.686 --> 01:25:50.648 I haven't seen her since that building was ICM. 01:25:51.689 --> 01:25:52.900 A little history... 01:25:54.483 --> 01:25:56.736 Ten years ago, Charlie takes a risk 01:25:56.819 --> 01:26:01.443 when he first hires Nicole as an actress in his play in New York City. 01:26:02.158 --> 01:26:04.701 He's a well-regarded up-and-coming director 01:26:04.786 --> 01:26:06.237 of the avant-garde. 01:26:06.537 --> 01:26:09.741 And she's known as the girl in that college sex movie 01:26:09.832 --> 01:26:11.834 who takes her top off. 01:26:12.001 --> 01:26:14.104 - My client will not be slut-shamed... - Ten years on... 01:26:14.128 --> 01:26:15.299 ...for an artistic choice. 01:26:15.379 --> 01:26:17.752 ...and many prestigious theater roles later... 01:26:18.257 --> 01:26:20.850 she becomes an actress of great credibility. 01:26:20.927 --> 01:26:23.179 And it's because of that credibility, 01:26:23.470 --> 01:26:27.314 that she's offered the lead role in a major television show. 01:26:27.391 --> 01:26:30.815 This new opportunity is thanks to Charlie. 01:26:30.895 --> 01:26:34.859 Your Honor, we shouldn't have to pay support money at this point. 01:26:35.775 --> 01:26:39.528 In fact, Charlie is entitled to half her TV money, 01:26:40.071 --> 01:26:42.613 present and future earnings of the show. 01:26:45.201 --> 01:26:49.245 Charlie's just received the enormous sum of $650,000 01:26:49.330 --> 01:26:50.782 in the form of a MacArthur grant. 01:26:50.873 --> 01:26:52.935 - Of which he gets... - This is for the theater work... 01:26:52.959 --> 01:26:55.631 - ...he conducted during the marriage. - ...in 125,000 installments 01:26:55.711 --> 01:26:56.963 ...over five years. 01:26:57.046 --> 01:26:59.482 - So by Jay's same logic, this is work... - He uses the money... 01:26:59.506 --> 01:27:02.194 - ...that Nicole contributed to. - to employ actors and crew members... 01:27:02.218 --> 01:27:04.780 - One at a time, please. - ...and to pay debts that he's accumulated 01:27:04.804 --> 01:27:07.686 with his theater company that stars his wife. 01:27:10.517 --> 01:27:12.810 - Bless you. - Not only did she turn down 01:27:12.895 --> 01:27:14.857 a lucrative and successful career in movies 01:27:14.939 --> 01:27:17.231 to perform in his little theater, 01:27:17.817 --> 01:27:21.821 but she actually supplied Charlie with a loan early on to help out. 01:27:21.904 --> 01:27:24.406 - Which he paid back. - She lent her name to the marquee, 01:27:24.490 --> 01:27:26.760 which was the principle reason people came to the theater. 01:27:26.784 --> 01:27:28.535 That may have been true ten years ago. 01:27:28.619 --> 01:27:32.784 And in turn, she helped establish Charlie's reputation. 01:27:33.290 --> 01:27:34.832 Now, over the next ten years, 01:27:34.917 --> 01:27:38.000 she was subsequently offered parts in movies, TV shows, 01:27:38.129 --> 01:27:40.461 most of which she turned down at Charlie's behest 01:27:40.547 --> 01:27:43.220 to be a mom and act in his plays. 01:27:43.801 --> 01:27:47.805 So, while we are willing to be flexible on support, 01:27:47.889 --> 01:27:51.592 we contend that half of Charlie's grant money be split between the parties. 01:27:51.683 --> 01:27:54.146 I don't see how you can claim that she gets half a grant 01:27:54.228 --> 01:27:56.190 dedicated to his genius. 01:27:56.272 --> 01:27:57.833 He became a genius during the marriage. 01:27:57.857 --> 01:27:58.778 Oh, come on, Nora. 01:27:58.858 --> 01:28:01.610 Charlie himself, upon hearing that he received the prize, 01:28:01.693 --> 01:28:03.986 told Nicole that it belonged to her too. 01:28:04.363 --> 01:28:06.495 That's what people say when they win awards. 01:28:06.573 --> 01:28:09.536 Mmm. No, he was implying what was true. 01:28:10.244 --> 01:28:13.707 His genius was an intangible asset built during the marriage. 01:28:13.789 --> 01:28:16.833 Nora, I like how you refer to Charlie's theater 01:28:16.918 --> 01:28:19.500 as a ramshackle downtown dump 01:28:19.586 --> 01:28:21.088 when you're arguing custody, 01:28:21.172 --> 01:28:23.124 but when you want more money, 01:28:23.382 --> 01:28:25.885 he's a big, rich, genius Broadway director. 01:28:25.968 --> 01:28:27.259 You can't have it both ways. 01:28:27.344 --> 01:28:28.345 Oh, really? Why not? 01:28:28.846 --> 01:28:31.058 And whether you think it's fair or not, Jay, 01:28:31.765 --> 01:28:34.188 the first monetary installment from the MacArthur grant 01:28:34.268 --> 01:28:37.080 was put into a joint marital account, and thus became communal property. 01:28:37.104 --> 01:28:39.736 Fuck. You shouldn't have put that money in a joint account. 01:28:39.815 --> 01:28:42.878 There's not going to be anything left, anyway. I'm using it all to divorce her. 01:28:42.902 --> 01:28:45.494 Nora, I have to say that your account of this marriage 01:28:45.571 --> 01:28:48.154 takes place in an alternate reality. 01:28:48.740 --> 01:28:54.206 By suddenly moving to LA and insisting on an LA residence, 01:28:54.288 --> 01:28:56.410 Nicole is withholding Henry... 01:28:56.498 --> 01:28:59.311 - Counsel, please be seated. - ...alienating him from his father, 01:28:59.335 --> 01:29:02.298 which has turned Charlie's world upside down. 01:29:02.379 --> 01:29:04.149 - Counselor? - It amounts to an ambush. 01:29:04.173 --> 01:29:06.345 "Witholding," Jay? Really? "Alienating"? 01:29:06.758 --> 01:29:08.050 Well, those are fighting words, 01:29:08.135 --> 01:29:11.178 and it's simply false and does nothing to further this settlement. 01:29:12.348 --> 01:29:15.231 Your recap of this situation is outrageous. 01:29:15.309 --> 01:29:18.312 And although California is, without doubt, a no-fault state, 01:29:18.395 --> 01:29:21.568 it bears mentioning in the accurate recap of this situation 01:29:21.648 --> 01:29:23.570 that Charlie had had extramarital affairs. 01:29:23.650 --> 01:29:26.243 - An extramarital affair. - Do you really want me to go there? 01:29:26.320 --> 01:29:28.282 - Yeah, let's go there. - Okay. 01:29:28.447 --> 01:29:31.450 Nicole has admitted to hacking Charlie's computer 01:29:31.533 --> 01:29:32.945 and reading his emails, 01:29:33.035 --> 01:29:35.447 which, if proven, is a felony. 01:29:35.787 --> 01:29:37.579 And, Nora, I don't think you'd be too happy 01:29:37.664 --> 01:29:41.048 if I ask Nicole about her alcohol consumption in the evenings. 01:29:41.127 --> 01:29:41.958 What? 01:29:42.044 --> 01:29:44.626 She confided in Charlie one night recently, 01:29:44.713 --> 01:29:47.096 having just carried Henry to bed, 01:29:47.174 --> 01:29:51.518 that she was having trouble standing while walking down the staircase. 01:29:52.179 --> 01:29:55.142 And from what I understand, this is not an isolated event. 01:29:55.224 --> 01:29:57.396 So you let me know, Nora, 01:29:57.476 --> 01:29:59.818 - and we will go there as needed. - Charlie? 01:30:00.854 --> 01:30:01.855 Can I ask you, 01:30:01.939 --> 01:30:03.941 how do you expect to have more time with Henry 01:30:04.025 --> 01:30:06.477 when you don't exercise the time you already have, 01:30:06.568 --> 01:30:08.860 and exercise it responsibly? 01:30:09.405 --> 01:30:12.118 On a recent visit to Los Angeles, 01:30:12.199 --> 01:30:14.831 after failing to call, text, 01:30:14.910 --> 01:30:17.123 communicate in any way, shape, or form, 01:30:17.371 --> 01:30:18.892 Charlie finally arrived two hours late 01:30:18.956 --> 01:30:20.877 to pick up Henry at Nicole's mother's house. 01:30:20.958 --> 01:30:22.879 At that point, the car seat, 01:30:22.960 --> 01:30:26.713 which he had assured Nicole had been professionally installed, 01:30:26.797 --> 01:30:28.209 was clearly not even belted in. 01:30:28.299 --> 01:30:31.236 - It was just sitting in the back seat. - You have to buckle in the car seat. 01:30:31.260 --> 01:30:32.141 - It's the law. - I know. 01:30:32.219 --> 01:30:34.822 - I thought the rental place did it. - They can't. It's a liability. 01:30:34.846 --> 01:30:36.950 I know that now. Once we discovered that, we fixed it. 01:30:36.974 --> 01:30:37.975 Counsel? 01:30:38.892 --> 01:30:40.434 You can see my courtroom is full 01:30:40.519 --> 01:30:44.073 and there are people who don't have the resources your clients have, 01:30:44.481 --> 01:30:47.694 and I'm fairly certain you haven't exhausted, in good faith, 01:30:47.776 --> 01:30:50.079 the arguments in the case of this child. 01:30:50.154 --> 01:30:52.696 In the meantime, we'll keep the status quo. 01:30:52.781 --> 01:30:56.375 This remains an LA family for the time being. 01:30:56.660 --> 01:30:58.952 I took over this department recently, 01:30:59.538 --> 01:31:02.171 and I'm still becoming acquainted with the cases. 01:31:02.249 --> 01:31:06.253 So, I'm going to appoint an expert evaluator 01:31:06.712 --> 01:31:09.675 who knows much more about young children than I do. 01:31:10.341 --> 01:31:12.463 Once the evaluation is done, 01:31:12.676 --> 01:31:15.429 we'll modify the orders where necessary. 01:31:20.517 --> 01:31:21.558 Hey. 01:31:22.228 --> 01:31:23.359 Hey, where's Henry? 01:31:23.979 --> 01:31:26.112 He's with Cassie and her kids at laser tag. 01:31:27.233 --> 01:31:28.354 You want something to drink? 01:31:28.400 --> 01:31:32.064 I have unfiltered tap water, beer, and some juice boxes. 01:31:32.404 --> 01:31:33.525 I'll take a juice box. 01:31:39.703 --> 01:31:41.705 You don't have anything on the walls? 01:31:41.788 --> 01:31:44.911 I don't have anything to put on them except Henry's art, which is being framed. 01:31:44.958 --> 01:31:48.712 I can give you some stuff, you know, until you get some things. 01:31:49.255 --> 01:31:52.468 How about that great picture of Henry on the Staten Island Ferry? 01:31:52.633 --> 01:31:53.794 Aren't you in that one? 01:31:55.302 --> 01:31:56.643 I guess I... You could... 01:31:56.720 --> 01:31:58.323 - cut me out. - I have to leave a day early 01:31:58.347 --> 01:31:59.558 to New York on the 22nd. 01:31:59.640 --> 01:32:01.722 So I was wondering if I could take Henry that Friday. 01:32:01.767 --> 01:32:04.850 Uh, the 22nd. So, that's the 21st? 01:32:05.437 --> 01:32:07.349 Mmm, we have plans, actually. 01:32:07.439 --> 01:32:10.482 We're going to, um, some thing at LACMA with the cousins. 01:32:11.068 --> 01:32:13.160 But could you change it so I could take him? 01:32:13.237 --> 01:32:14.908 Mmm. It's just one night. 01:32:14.988 --> 01:32:16.530 - He's looking forward to it. - Really? 01:32:17.283 --> 01:32:19.365 It's my night, Charlie, we negotiated it. 01:32:19.660 --> 01:32:20.661 Okay, fine. 01:32:21.745 --> 01:32:22.746 But what? 01:32:22.788 --> 01:32:24.750 No, I'm just asking you to be flexible. 01:32:24.831 --> 01:32:27.674 I am flexible. You come in and out and I adjust based on your schedule. 01:32:27.751 --> 01:32:30.914 - This one night we have tickets to... - It's not only this one night, but fine. 01:32:31.172 --> 01:32:34.375 - Henry's teacher wants to meet with us. - You mean his LA teacher? 01:32:34.466 --> 01:32:37.429 Can you, uh, answer the email so we could set a time? 01:32:37.803 --> 01:32:39.265 Yeah, I've been distracted. 01:32:40.389 --> 01:32:41.520 I understand. 01:32:41.932 --> 01:32:44.535 They just want to rule out everything, you know, with his reading. 01:32:44.560 --> 01:32:46.562 I just think he's a little over-anxious. 01:32:46.645 --> 01:32:48.067 I think he wants it too much. 01:32:48.147 --> 01:32:50.069 They said he's off the charts in math. 01:32:50.149 --> 01:32:52.544 He quits too easily when things aren't easy for him. 01:32:52.568 --> 01:32:54.240 You know, he's like us, he's stubborn. 01:32:55.070 --> 01:32:58.324 He's still a lousy Monopoly player because he tries to save all his money. 01:33:03.787 --> 01:33:04.788 So... 01:33:05.914 --> 01:33:08.547 - I thought we should talk. - Mm-hmm. 01:33:08.625 --> 01:33:10.667 I feel like maybe things have gone too far. 01:33:10.711 --> 01:33:11.542 Uh-huh. 01:33:11.628 --> 01:33:14.881 I mean, my mom's taking out a loan against the house to help me pay Nora. 01:33:14.965 --> 01:33:16.257 I thought I paid Nora. 01:33:16.342 --> 01:33:18.053 You pay 30 percent of Nora. 01:33:18.135 --> 01:33:20.637 Well, I'm going broke too, if that's any help. 01:33:20.887 --> 01:33:22.889 I've just agreed to direct two shitty plays, 01:33:22.973 --> 01:33:25.336 and we can forget putting anything away for Henry's college. 01:33:25.851 --> 01:33:29.145 It's just that up until now, we've been able to keep Henry somewhat removed, 01:33:29.230 --> 01:33:30.561 and this will change that. 01:33:30.731 --> 01:33:31.732 Mm-hmm. 01:33:32.023 --> 01:33:33.024 We have to protect him. 01:33:33.108 --> 01:33:33.939 I agree. 01:33:34.025 --> 01:33:37.279 Nora says that the evaluator will come into our homes, 01:33:37.571 --> 01:33:40.073 they're going to interview Henry in addition to us, 01:33:40.157 --> 01:33:43.250 our friends, family, enemies, 01:33:43.327 --> 01:33:46.620 and then they'll observe us with him, how we are as parents. 01:33:46.705 --> 01:33:48.297 - Sounds awful. - I know. 01:33:48.707 --> 01:33:52.551 I feel like if anybody observed me on any given day as a mom, I'd never get custody. 01:33:54.713 --> 01:33:55.714 That was a joke. 01:33:56.173 --> 01:33:58.425 - I know. I feel the same way. - Right. 01:33:58.509 --> 01:33:59.510 So... 01:34:00.802 --> 01:34:03.054 Maybe we can figure something out between us. 01:34:03.514 --> 01:34:05.596 You remember I said this to you at the beginning? 01:34:05.682 --> 01:34:07.974 I know you did, but these are different circumstances. 01:34:08.059 --> 01:34:09.891 I was anticipating these circumstances. 01:34:10.729 --> 01:34:12.691 Anyway, shall we try this? 01:34:12.773 --> 01:34:13.774 Okay. 01:34:28.289 --> 01:34:29.330 I don't know how to start. 01:34:31.833 --> 01:34:34.206 Do you understand why I want to stay in LA? 01:34:34.295 --> 01:34:35.125 No. 01:34:35.212 --> 01:34:36.593 Well... That's not... 01:34:36.672 --> 01:34:39.255 Charlie, that's not a useful way for us to start. 01:34:39.341 --> 01:34:40.462 I don't understand it. 01:34:42.386 --> 01:34:45.178 You don't remember promising that we could do time here? 01:34:45.264 --> 01:34:46.265 We discussed things. 01:34:46.723 --> 01:34:48.185 We were married, we said things. 01:34:48.267 --> 01:34:49.938 We talked about moving to Europe. 01:34:50.018 --> 01:34:51.230 About getting a... 01:34:52.313 --> 01:34:54.435 sideboard, or what do you call it? 01:34:54.523 --> 01:34:57.155 A credenza, to fill the empty space behind the couch. 01:34:57.234 --> 01:34:58.365 We never did any of it. 01:34:58.444 --> 01:35:00.155 You turned down the residency at the Geffen 01:35:00.237 --> 01:35:02.409 that would've brought us here for a... a year. 01:35:02.489 --> 01:35:03.740 It wasn't something I wanted. 01:35:03.824 --> 01:35:06.657 We had a great theater company and a great life where we were. 01:35:06.743 --> 01:35:09.286 - You call that a great life? - You know what I mean. 01:35:09.371 --> 01:35:12.083 I don't mean we had a great marriage. I mean, life in Brooklyn. 01:35:12.958 --> 01:35:13.959 Professionally. 01:35:14.376 --> 01:35:16.918 I don't know. Honestly, I never considered anything different. 01:35:17.003 --> 01:35:18.635 Well, that's the problem, isn't it? 01:35:18.714 --> 01:35:21.797 I mean, I was your wife. You should've considered my happiness too. 01:35:21.883 --> 01:35:25.507 Come on, you were happy. You've just decided you weren't now. 01:35:26.805 --> 01:35:29.107 Okay. Okay. 01:35:29.182 --> 01:35:30.264 Let's... 01:35:30.726 --> 01:35:33.479 M-My work is here now, my family is here. 01:35:33.562 --> 01:35:36.458 And I agreed to put Henry in school here because your show went to series. 01:35:36.482 --> 01:35:39.586 I did that knowing that when you were done shooting, he'd come back to New York. 01:35:39.610 --> 01:35:40.651 Honey, we never said that. 01:35:40.694 --> 01:35:43.381 That may have been your assumption, but we never expressly said that. 01:35:43.405 --> 01:35:45.987 - We did say it. - When did we say it? 01:35:46.074 --> 01:35:47.956 I don't know when we said it, but we said it. 01:35:48.034 --> 01:35:49.929 - I thought... - We said it that time on the phone! 01:35:49.953 --> 01:35:51.495 Honey, let me finish. Sorry. 01:35:51.580 --> 01:35:52.881 I keep saying that. 01:35:52.956 --> 01:35:55.829 I thought that if Henry was happy here, 01:35:55.917 --> 01:35:58.750 and my show continued, that we might do LA for a while. 01:35:58.837 --> 01:36:01.049 I was not privy to that thought process. 01:36:01.131 --> 01:36:02.853 The only reason we didn't live here 01:36:02.883 --> 01:36:04.545 is because you can't imagine desires 01:36:04.635 --> 01:36:07.087 other than your own, unless they're forced on you. 01:36:07.178 --> 01:36:10.101 Okay, you wish you hadn't married me, you wish you'd had a different life, 01:36:10.181 --> 01:36:11.513 but this is what happened. 01:36:12.684 --> 01:36:14.145 - So, what do we do? - I don't know. 01:36:16.271 --> 01:36:18.193 Nora says there's no coming back from this. 01:36:18.273 --> 01:36:21.817 Fuck Nora! I hate fucking Nora telling me I always lived in LA 01:36:21.902 --> 01:36:23.604 even though I never lived in LA. 01:36:24.571 --> 01:36:26.533 How could you have her say those things about me? 01:36:26.615 --> 01:36:28.287 Jay said them about me too. 01:36:28.825 --> 01:36:30.246 You shouldn't have fired Bert. 01:36:30.327 --> 01:36:31.538 I needed my own asshole. 01:36:33.288 --> 01:36:37.212 Let's just both agree both of our lawyers said shitty stuff about both of us. 01:36:37.292 --> 01:36:38.424 Nora was worse. 01:36:38.794 --> 01:36:40.085 Jay called me an alcoholic. 01:36:40.170 --> 01:36:42.982 You pulled the rug out from under me and you're putting me through hell. 01:36:43.006 --> 01:36:44.728 You put me through hell during our marriage. 01:36:44.800 --> 01:36:46.081 Oh, is that what that was, hell? 01:36:46.134 --> 01:36:48.530 And now you're going to put Henry through this horrible thing 01:36:48.554 --> 01:36:51.032 - so you can yet again get what you want! - It's not what I want. 01:36:51.056 --> 01:36:53.308 I mean, it's what I want, but it's what was... 01:36:53.684 --> 01:36:54.685 was... 01:36:55.018 --> 01:36:56.189 what's best for him. 01:36:56.269 --> 01:36:59.733 Oh, well, I was wondering when you'd get around to Henry and what he wants. 01:36:59.815 --> 01:37:00.736 Fuck off! 01:37:00.816 --> 01:37:04.239 No, you fuck off! If you'd listen to your son, or anyone, 01:37:04.319 --> 01:37:06.121 then he'd tell you that he'd rather live here! 01:37:06.154 --> 01:37:07.996 Stop putting your feelings about me onto Henry. 01:37:08.031 --> 01:37:09.533 He tells me he likes it better here. 01:37:09.616 --> 01:37:11.844 He tells you because he knows it's what you want to hear! 01:37:11.868 --> 01:37:14.597 He tells me you're on the phone all the time. You don't play with him. 01:37:14.621 --> 01:37:17.809 Because I'm going through a divorce in LA and trying to direct a play in New York! 01:37:17.833 --> 01:37:20.876 Which closed because I wasn't there. It was a huge opportunity for me... 01:37:20.961 --> 01:37:22.923 You're fighting for something you don't even want! 01:37:22.963 --> 01:37:24.399 And I let everyone down. 01:37:24.423 --> 01:37:26.475 You're being so much like your father. 01:37:26.967 --> 01:37:28.379 Do not compare me to my father! 01:37:28.469 --> 01:37:30.881 I didn't compare you to him. I said you were acting like him. 01:37:30.971 --> 01:37:32.252 You're exactly like your mother. 01:37:32.305 --> 01:37:35.493 Everything you were complaining about her, you're doing. You're suffocating Henry. 01:37:35.517 --> 01:37:38.229 First of all, I love my mother. She was a wonderful mother. 01:37:38.311 --> 01:37:40.707 - I'm just repeating what you told me. - Secondly, how dare you 01:37:40.731 --> 01:37:42.563 compare my mothering to my mother! 01:37:42.649 --> 01:37:45.612 I may be like my father, but I am not like my mother! 01:37:45.694 --> 01:37:46.695 You are! 01:37:46.778 --> 01:37:48.319 And you're like my father! 01:37:48.405 --> 01:37:49.826 You're also like my mother! 01:37:49.906 --> 01:37:52.118 You're all the bad things about all of these people! 01:37:52.618 --> 01:37:53.699 But mostly your mother. 01:37:53.785 --> 01:37:55.146 When we would lie in bed together, 01:37:55.203 --> 01:37:58.046 sometimes I would look at you and see her and just feel so gross! 01:37:58.123 --> 01:38:00.836 - I felt repulsed when you touched me! - You're a slob. 01:38:00.917 --> 01:38:02.599 I made all the beds, closed all cabinets... 01:38:02.628 --> 01:38:05.921 The thought of having sex with you makes me want to peel my skin off. 01:38:06.006 --> 01:38:08.338 You'll never be happy, in LA or anywhere. 01:38:08.425 --> 01:38:10.927 You'll think you found some better opposite guy than me, 01:38:11.011 --> 01:38:13.383 and in a few years, you'll rebel against him 01:38:13.472 --> 01:38:16.605 because you need to have your voice, but you don't want a voice. 01:38:16.683 --> 01:38:19.005 You just want to fucking complain about not having a voice! 01:38:19.060 --> 01:38:22.313 I think about being married to you, and that woman is a stranger to me. 01:38:22.856 --> 01:38:25.318 - I mean, we had a child's marriage. - You've regressed. 01:38:25.400 --> 01:38:28.033 You've gone back to your life before you met me, it's pathetic. 01:38:28.111 --> 01:38:31.985 People used to tell me that you were too selfish to be a great artist. 01:38:32.073 --> 01:38:33.785 And I used to defend you. 01:38:33.867 --> 01:38:35.238 They were absolutely right. 01:38:35.326 --> 01:38:38.039 All your best acting is behind you. You're back to being a hack! 01:38:38.121 --> 01:38:41.294 You gaslighted me! You're a fucking villain! 01:38:41.374 --> 01:38:44.838 You want to present yourself as a victim because it's a good legal strategy? 01:38:44.920 --> 01:38:48.003 Fine, but you and I both know you chose this life! 01:38:48.549 --> 01:38:50.420 You wanted it until you didn't! 01:38:51.468 --> 01:38:53.720 You used me so you could get out of LA. 01:38:53.804 --> 01:38:54.845 I didn't use you. 01:38:54.930 --> 01:38:57.262 You did, and then you blamed me for it! 01:38:57.432 --> 01:38:59.855 You always made me aware of what I was doing wrong, 01:38:59.935 --> 01:39:01.226 how I was falling short! 01:39:01.311 --> 01:39:03.013 Life with you was joyless! 01:39:03.104 --> 01:39:05.647 What, so then you had to go and fuck someone else? 01:39:05.732 --> 01:39:07.373 You shouldn't be upset that I fucked her! 01:39:07.400 --> 01:39:09.282 You should be upset that I had a laugh with her! 01:39:09.360 --> 01:39:10.191 Do you love her? 01:39:10.278 --> 01:39:11.530 No. 01:39:11.613 --> 01:39:14.075 But she didn't hate me. You hated me. 01:39:14.157 --> 01:39:15.238 You hated me. 01:39:15.325 --> 01:39:17.027 You fucked somebody we worked with. 01:39:17.118 --> 01:39:19.621 You stopped having sex with me in the last year. 01:39:19.705 --> 01:39:21.206 I never cheated on you. 01:39:21.289 --> 01:39:22.380 That was cheating on me! 01:39:22.457 --> 01:39:24.419 But there was so much I could have done. 01:39:24.501 --> 01:39:27.133 I was a director in my twenties who came from nothing 01:39:27.212 --> 01:39:30.385 and was suddenly on the cover of fucking Time Out New York! 01:39:30.465 --> 01:39:33.428 I was hot shit and I wanted to fuck everybody and I didn't. 01:39:33.510 --> 01:39:35.762 And I loved you and I didn't want to lose you. 01:39:35.846 --> 01:39:38.679 But I'm in my twenties, and I didn't want to lose that too, 01:39:38.765 --> 01:39:40.306 and I kinda did! 01:39:40.767 --> 01:39:43.149 And you wanted so much so fast. 01:39:43.228 --> 01:39:44.940 I didn't even want to get married. 01:39:45.021 --> 01:39:46.613 And fuck it! 01:39:46.940 --> 01:39:48.652 There's so much I didn't do. 01:39:48.734 --> 01:39:51.406 - Thanks for that! - You're welcome! 01:39:51.486 --> 01:39:54.660 I can't believe I have to know you forever! 01:39:54.740 --> 01:39:56.822 You're fucking insane! 01:39:57.618 --> 01:39:59.820 And you're fucking winning! 01:40:00.453 --> 01:40:02.035 Are you kidding me? 01:40:02.413 --> 01:40:04.245 I wanted to be married. 01:40:04.791 --> 01:40:06.132 I'd already lost! 01:40:06.585 --> 01:40:08.927 You didn't love me as much as I loved you! 01:40:10.797 --> 01:40:12.468 What does that have to do with LA? 01:40:14.801 --> 01:40:15.642 What? 01:40:15.719 --> 01:40:19.142 You're so merged with your own selfishness, 01:40:19.222 --> 01:40:22.345 you don't even identify it as selfishness anymore! 01:40:22.726 --> 01:40:24.978 You're such a dick! 01:40:25.061 --> 01:40:27.694 Every day I wake up and I hope you're dead! 01:40:27.773 --> 01:40:30.816 Dead, like if I could guarantee Henry would be okay, 01:40:30.901 --> 01:40:34.735 I'd hope you'd get an illness, and then get hit by a car and die! 01:40:54.507 --> 01:40:56.549 Oh, God! 01:41:06.519 --> 01:41:07.520 I'm sorry. 01:41:09.272 --> 01:41:10.273 Me too. 01:41:36.174 --> 01:41:38.476 Okay. No, we can make this nice. 01:41:38.844 --> 01:41:42.227 Um, I would take the smaller plants and put them by the window. 01:41:42.931 --> 01:41:45.523 And, uh, do you have things we can put on the walls? 01:42:05.161 --> 01:42:07.253 All right, that's it. Thank you very much. 01:42:07.330 --> 01:42:09.703 We miss you, and it looks great, really. 01:42:09.791 --> 01:42:11.477 - Let us know how it goes, okay? - All right. 01:42:11.501 --> 01:42:13.583 I'll see you guys on, uh... on Monday. 01:42:13.920 --> 01:42:16.552 - Love you. - All right, love you too. Bye. 01:42:41.031 --> 01:42:42.943 Why do we have so many plants all of a sudden? 01:42:43.033 --> 01:42:45.720 We'll have to return some of this stuff, so don't get too used to it. 01:42:45.744 --> 01:42:47.706 I find plants kind of scary. 01:42:48.038 --> 01:42:49.409 These plants are good guys. 01:42:50.415 --> 01:42:51.997 Hey, come here. 01:42:54.585 --> 01:42:55.586 Yeah? 01:42:57.255 --> 01:43:00.428 Tomorrow, this woman is going to come and visit us... 01:43:01.426 --> 01:43:03.969 and be with us while we eat dinner. 01:43:04.054 --> 01:43:05.966 - Is it your girlfriend? - No, no. 01:43:06.389 --> 01:43:09.102 - Is it Mommy's boyfriend? - No. Why? Does Mommy have a boyfriend? 01:43:09.184 --> 01:43:11.266 I don't know. Does she? 01:43:11.352 --> 01:43:13.765 - I don't know. - I don't know. 01:43:15.190 --> 01:43:16.822 Why is someone watching us eat dinner? 01:43:16.900 --> 01:43:18.271 I know, it's weird. 01:43:19.069 --> 01:43:20.771 It's just something we have to do. 01:43:21.196 --> 01:43:22.697 Which has to do with... 01:43:23.239 --> 01:43:25.491 Mommy and me figuring out everything... 01:43:26.451 --> 01:43:27.783 and how we're going to be. 01:43:28.745 --> 01:43:29.746 Um... 01:43:30.496 --> 01:43:31.497 You know? 01:43:32.665 --> 01:43:33.837 Will you read to me? 01:43:35.001 --> 01:43:36.172 Sure. Grab your book. 01:43:37.337 --> 01:43:39.169 Do you use drugs or alcohol? 01:43:39.589 --> 01:43:40.590 I drink alcohol. 01:43:41.216 --> 01:43:42.968 How much alcohol do you drink? 01:43:44.385 --> 01:43:45.386 Hmm... 01:43:45.428 --> 01:43:47.550 I don't know, a glass of wine with dinner. 01:43:47.806 --> 01:43:49.768 - Sometimes more. - How much more? 01:43:51.726 --> 01:43:53.358 It's... Sometimes a... 01:43:53.686 --> 01:43:54.768 a few... 01:43:55.521 --> 01:43:58.945 I... sometimes split a bottle of wine with someone. 01:43:59.025 --> 01:44:01.087 - Okay, who do you split it with? - I mean... 01:44:01.111 --> 01:44:04.694 if I'm having dinner with someone and we order a bottle of wine. 01:44:04.781 --> 01:44:07.073 - Okay. - You know, like at a restaurant. 01:44:07.158 --> 01:44:10.992 When you say, "Do you want to go by the glass or do we get a bottle?" 01:44:11.913 --> 01:44:14.625 - You get a bottle? - Well, sometimes. 01:44:16.084 --> 01:44:18.296 I mean, sometimes I go by the glass. 01:44:19.004 --> 01:44:20.135 You know, it depends. 01:44:24.634 --> 01:44:27.798 Did you mean drugs ever? I have done drugs. 01:44:29.139 --> 01:44:30.140 In college. 01:44:31.141 --> 01:44:33.974 - Anything since you've been... - I... I don't do it regularly. 01:44:34.060 --> 01:44:35.782 Anything since you've been a mother? 01:44:38.148 --> 01:44:39.439 Pot a few times. 01:44:40.483 --> 01:44:43.406 Coke once at a party. I mean, Henry wasn't with me. 01:44:45.989 --> 01:44:48.952 What would you say are your strengths as a parent? 01:44:51.244 --> 01:44:52.245 Uh... 01:44:57.083 --> 01:44:58.084 I listen. 01:44:59.377 --> 01:45:00.378 I play. 01:45:02.755 --> 01:45:05.338 I-I put in the time. I... 01:45:06.051 --> 01:45:07.052 love... 01:45:07.969 --> 01:45:09.550 taking care of him... 01:45:10.305 --> 01:45:11.887 watching him grow. 01:45:13.975 --> 01:45:14.976 And sometimes... 01:45:15.518 --> 01:45:19.272 what they say about "it goes so fast" is true, but... 01:45:20.731 --> 01:45:21.772 sometimes it's not. 01:45:22.275 --> 01:45:24.948 Sometimes it goes too slow, honestly. 01:45:26.321 --> 01:45:27.993 What are your weaknesses? 01:45:30.909 --> 01:45:33.581 I'm too precise. I care too much. 01:45:34.329 --> 01:45:36.251 Are those weaknesses? 01:45:38.291 --> 01:45:39.292 Maybe not. 01:45:42.420 --> 01:45:45.053 You know, he can be an asshole and... 01:45:45.798 --> 01:45:48.444 I can get really pissed off, and I'll call him on being an asshole... 01:45:48.468 --> 01:45:49.870 I'm going to stop you there. 01:45:50.303 --> 01:45:52.425 When you do this for real, don't ever say that. 01:45:52.513 --> 01:45:54.675 People don't accept mothers who drink too much wine 01:45:54.765 --> 01:45:56.767 and yell at their child and call him an asshole. 01:45:56.851 --> 01:45:58.353 I get it. I do it too. 01:45:59.062 --> 01:46:01.144 We can accept an imperfect dad. 01:46:01.231 --> 01:46:05.525 Let's face it, the idea of a good father was only invented like 30 years ago. 01:46:06.069 --> 01:46:09.072 Before that, fathers were expected to be silent 01:46:09.155 --> 01:46:12.869 and absent and unreliable and selfish, 01:46:12.993 --> 01:46:15.195 and can all say we want them to be different. 01:46:15.578 --> 01:46:18.661 But on some basic level, we accept them. 01:46:18.957 --> 01:46:21.009 We love them for their fallibilities, 01:46:21.084 --> 01:46:24.918 but people absolutely don't accept those same failings in mothers. 01:46:25.005 --> 01:46:28.048 We don't accept it structurally and we don't accept it spiritually. 01:46:28.133 --> 01:46:31.806 Because the basis of our Judeo-Christian whatever 01:46:31.886 --> 01:46:35.350 is Mary, Mother of Jesus, and she's perfect. 01:46:35.598 --> 01:46:38.351 She's a virgin who gives birth, 01:46:38.809 --> 01:46:43.354 unwaveringly supports her child and holds his dead body when he's gone. 01:46:43.940 --> 01:46:46.652 And the dad isn't there. He didn't even do the fucking. 01:46:46.985 --> 01:46:48.116 God is in heaven. 01:46:49.112 --> 01:46:53.156 God is the father and God didn't show up. 01:46:53.449 --> 01:46:57.413 So, you have to be perfect, and Charlie can be a fuck up and it doesn't matter. 01:46:58.538 --> 01:47:01.831 You will always be held to a different, higher standard. 01:47:02.250 --> 01:47:05.423 And it's fucked up, but that's the way it is. 01:47:14.720 --> 01:47:16.812 Ooh! Whoosh! 01:47:17.140 --> 01:47:18.141 Oh. 01:47:32.405 --> 01:47:35.908 Oh. I think I rang the wrong bell. Nancy Katz. 01:47:35.992 --> 01:47:37.283 Hi, I'm Charlie Barber. 01:47:37.910 --> 01:47:39.582 Henry's just playing in his room. 01:47:41.081 --> 01:47:42.452 Nancy, can I get you anything? 01:47:42.540 --> 01:47:45.543 Um, I'm easy. A glass of water? 01:47:54.344 --> 01:47:56.046 It's a new apartment. 01:48:02.977 --> 01:48:03.978 Shall we go in here? 01:48:04.270 --> 01:48:05.271 Sure. 01:48:12.112 --> 01:48:13.113 Um... 01:48:22.455 --> 01:48:25.378 Um, what's a day like for the two of you here? 01:48:25.916 --> 01:48:28.209 Well, if he has school, I take him there, of course, 01:48:28.294 --> 01:48:30.336 and pick him up, assuming I can do both. 01:48:30.588 --> 01:48:32.720 What prevents you from picking him up? 01:48:33.007 --> 01:48:34.008 Um... 01:48:34.467 --> 01:48:37.800 You know, work. I'm preparing a play I'm directing in a few months. 01:48:38.096 --> 01:48:39.267 Oh, what is that? 01:48:39.680 --> 01:48:42.593 Kasimir and Karoline by Ödön von Horváth. 01:48:42.683 --> 01:48:44.555 We’re doing it at the Barrow in New York. 01:48:44.644 --> 01:48:46.146 So, you have to be away? 01:48:46.229 --> 01:48:49.352 Yes, recently, since Nicole's been working on the show in LA, 01:48:49.440 --> 01:48:50.941 I come back and forth a lot. 01:48:51.401 --> 01:48:53.083 - That sounds difficult. - It is. 01:48:54.028 --> 01:48:56.951 And expensive. I'll try to take him with me some of the time, 01:48:57.031 --> 01:48:59.033 but Nicole doesn't like for him to fly so much. 01:48:59.117 --> 01:49:02.750 Well, that can be hard on a child, all that recycled air. 01:49:04.539 --> 01:49:05.960 Well, he's sturdy. 01:49:06.541 --> 01:49:08.833 Some parents won't take their kids to a restaurant 01:49:08.918 --> 01:49:10.750 because of these superbugs. 01:49:11.337 --> 01:49:13.179 Uh-huh. 01:49:14.965 --> 01:49:18.549 I noticed on one visit to Los Angeles, you came on a Sunday 01:49:18.636 --> 01:49:20.058 and left on a Thursday. 01:49:20.138 --> 01:49:21.939 Why not stay for a weekend? 01:49:22.432 --> 01:49:27.437 Oh. Um, on that time, I had tech for Electra in New York. 01:49:27.853 --> 01:49:29.024 What's that? 01:49:29.980 --> 01:49:31.812 It was my Broadway debut. 01:49:31.899 --> 01:49:34.112 Oh, I don't know what "tech" is. 01:49:34.194 --> 01:49:37.647 It's the technical part of the production. You figure out the lights. 01:49:37.738 --> 01:49:39.925 - And Monday's our day off. - What's a weekend day like? 01:49:39.949 --> 01:49:42.612 Well, out here, he has basketball on Saturday at 12. 01:49:42.702 --> 01:49:43.823 Eleven, I'm sorry. 01:49:43.911 --> 01:49:46.334 And so, we go there. And then, afterwards... 01:49:47.290 --> 01:49:50.793 maybe we'll get lunch somewhere, and then, if there's a movie to see... 01:49:51.043 --> 01:49:52.665 Does he like basketball? 01:49:52.753 --> 01:49:53.754 He does. 01:49:53.963 --> 01:49:57.337 His coach, uh, Rick, says he's a good dribbler, and I've seen that. 01:49:57.800 --> 01:49:58.971 - Uh-huh. - Ron. 01:49:59.802 --> 01:50:01.764 Sorry, his coach's name is Ron. 01:50:01.846 --> 01:50:03.348 Rick's his dentist in New York. 01:50:03.431 --> 01:50:06.644 Well, you know our home home was... is in New York. 01:50:06.726 --> 01:50:08.057 That's where we live. 01:50:08.144 --> 01:50:10.276 New York is a long way from here. 01:50:10.813 --> 01:50:12.565 Well, we like it because we can walk. 01:50:12.648 --> 01:50:14.150 You can walk here. 01:50:14.525 --> 01:50:15.526 Not really. 01:50:15.568 --> 01:50:17.029 And the space... 01:50:23.409 --> 01:50:24.790 Do you like your school? 01:50:25.745 --> 01:50:26.746 I love it. 01:50:27.079 --> 01:50:29.202 What's your favorite part about it? 01:50:29.665 --> 01:50:30.666 I don't know. 01:50:32.168 --> 01:50:33.169 Maybe gym. 01:50:33.461 --> 01:50:34.672 You like math. 01:50:35.838 --> 01:50:36.959 Not anymore. 01:50:38.758 --> 01:50:39.959 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 01:50:40.050 --> 01:50:42.553 - But you're getting really good at it. - No. 01:50:43.679 --> 01:50:45.100 Well, you are, but... 01:50:47.850 --> 01:50:50.142 What do you and your dad like to do together? 01:50:50.853 --> 01:50:53.436 When I'm at my dad's, we sometimes watch a movie, 01:50:53.523 --> 01:50:55.144 or build a Lego, or something. 01:50:55.941 --> 01:50:57.783 My dad's a great Lego builder. 01:50:58.194 --> 01:50:59.535 And at your mom's? 01:51:00.280 --> 01:51:03.783 At home, I have most of my toys, and there's a pool, 01:51:04.284 --> 01:51:06.326 and I have a tree house and jungle gym. 01:51:08.037 --> 01:51:11.451 We have super secret treasure hunt, which is really fun. 01:51:12.875 --> 01:51:16.379 - Sweetheart? - Army men ride in here and... 01:51:16.462 --> 01:51:18.093 Want to help me set the table? 01:51:18.673 --> 01:51:19.594 Do I have to? 01:51:19.674 --> 01:51:22.257 - Just come in here and grab a plate. - I'm playing. 01:51:22.343 --> 01:51:23.344 Henry? 01:51:24.262 --> 01:51:25.643 Okay. 01:51:26.556 --> 01:51:27.557 Fine. 01:51:31.644 --> 01:51:33.476 - Why are you being like this? - What? 01:51:33.563 --> 01:51:35.435 If I ask you to help out, help out. 01:51:35.523 --> 01:51:37.695 - What is this? - Special Meal. 01:51:38.526 --> 01:51:39.907 What are the green things? 01:51:40.486 --> 01:51:42.578 There aren't green things in Special Meal. 01:51:42.655 --> 01:51:44.947 - It's just a garnish. - Ugh. 01:51:45.032 --> 01:51:46.033 I'll take it off. 01:51:47.076 --> 01:51:49.078 I don't want to eat anything it touched. 01:51:49.161 --> 01:51:52.875 - It doesn't change the taste of anything. - I might want to be a vegetarian. 01:51:53.499 --> 01:51:54.670 Mom's a vegetarian. 01:51:54.750 --> 01:51:56.131 Is she a vegetarian now? 01:51:56.711 --> 01:51:58.513 - Yeah. - Well, then, you should like garnish. 01:51:58.588 --> 01:52:00.460 It's all garnish, vegetarianism. 01:52:02.508 --> 01:52:03.929 I'm done with my water. 01:52:13.978 --> 01:52:15.270 Sure I can't get you anything? 01:52:15.355 --> 01:52:17.056 No, I'm fine, thank you. 01:52:19.692 --> 01:52:21.063 Do the thing with the knife. 01:52:21.151 --> 01:52:22.983 No, I'm not. 01:52:23.946 --> 01:52:24.947 No. 01:52:25.740 --> 01:52:26.741 Come on. 01:52:26.991 --> 01:52:28.202 It's not a dinner thing. 01:52:31.245 --> 01:52:32.707 It's not an any time thing. 01:52:33.205 --> 01:52:34.877 What's the thing with the knife? 01:52:35.708 --> 01:52:36.879 It's hilarious. 01:52:36.959 --> 01:52:39.422 No, it's dumb. I have a small knife on my keychain, 01:52:39.504 --> 01:52:40.755 which is only for adults. 01:52:42.465 --> 01:52:44.216 And I do a thing with it sometimes. 01:52:45.718 --> 01:52:47.300 You said I could get a knife. 01:52:47.803 --> 01:52:49.685 A jackknife, yeah, when you're older. 01:52:50.390 --> 01:52:51.391 Like ten. 01:52:51.849 --> 01:52:53.271 No, like 20. 01:52:53.934 --> 01:52:54.935 Yeah. 01:53:00.274 --> 01:53:04.529 Dime, rime, lime, pime, sime... 01:53:04.612 --> 01:53:06.654 Honey, stop guessing. You're so close. Stay with it. 01:53:06.697 --> 01:53:08.819 Ugh, I don't want to do it. 01:53:08.991 --> 01:53:12.495 - What's the first letter? - I don't want to do it. Can I do the iPad? 01:53:12.578 --> 01:53:14.039 No, look. What's the first letter? 01:53:14.414 --> 01:53:16.576 - I don't want to. - It's a T. What sound does T make? 01:53:16.666 --> 01:53:18.998 - Tuh. - Right. Then just do the rest of it. 01:53:19.585 --> 01:53:20.586 Dime. 01:53:21.462 --> 01:53:22.333 No. 01:53:22.422 --> 01:53:24.714 You have "tuh" and "ime." What is that? 01:53:27.843 --> 01:53:28.844 Time. 01:53:29.387 --> 01:53:30.388 It's time. 01:53:31.639 --> 01:53:32.640 It's time. 01:53:37.687 --> 01:53:38.688 You'll see, honey. 01:53:38.771 --> 01:53:41.814 One day, it's just going to click and you'll be able to read everything. 01:53:42.650 --> 01:53:43.861 I need a break. 01:53:44.276 --> 01:53:46.068 Can I go play in my room? 01:53:46.153 --> 01:53:47.154 Sure. 01:53:49.407 --> 01:53:50.408 Hey. 01:53:52.577 --> 01:53:53.578 Yeah? 01:54:10.970 --> 01:54:12.762 Do you ever observe married people? 01:54:12.847 --> 01:54:14.018 No. Why would I? 01:54:14.849 --> 01:54:16.641 - I was kidding. - Oh. 01:54:28.028 --> 01:54:31.361 The knife thing is... I carry this knife on my keychain, 01:54:31.449 --> 01:54:33.160 which his mother got me, actually. 01:54:34.869 --> 01:54:37.371 And I do this thing for his mom where I pretend to cut myself, 01:54:37.455 --> 01:54:40.127 but I retract the blade, but I-I don't do it with him. 01:54:43.419 --> 01:54:44.760 Oh. 01:54:45.630 --> 01:54:47.171 - That's fine. - Are you okay? 01:54:47.256 --> 01:54:49.629 Yeah, I must not have retracted the blade all the way. 01:54:49.717 --> 01:54:51.178 - Do you need... - Yeah. 01:54:52.595 --> 01:54:54.767 Yeah, no, it's fine. 01:54:55.180 --> 01:54:56.432 What else can I tell you? 01:54:57.307 --> 01:55:00.310 - Um, I think I have enough. - You have enough? 01:55:00.811 --> 01:55:03.393 - Are you sure you're okay? - Totally. I'm fine. 01:55:04.023 --> 01:55:06.936 Uh, well, I'll leave you guys for tonight. 01:55:07.527 --> 01:55:08.528 Oh, okay. 01:55:09.403 --> 01:55:12.487 I'll be in touch if I have further questions. 01:55:13.574 --> 01:55:15.075 Uh... Oh, thanks. 01:55:15.159 --> 01:55:16.160 Um... 01:55:17.244 --> 01:55:18.876 Oh, thanks. Um... 01:55:21.415 --> 01:55:23.628 Thanks. Thank you for the water. 01:55:23.709 --> 01:55:26.251 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Are you sure you're okay? 01:55:26.336 --> 01:55:27.708 - Yeah. - Okay. 01:55:28.673 --> 01:55:29.884 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 01:55:34.845 --> 01:55:36.256 Oh. Sorry. 01:55:37.682 --> 01:55:38.683 All right, let... 01:55:41.477 --> 01:55:42.818 I think you turn the... 01:55:46.566 --> 01:55:47.897 - Okay. - Sorry. 01:55:48.400 --> 01:55:49.401 Okay. 01:56:52.965 --> 01:56:54.296 Dad, are you okay? 01:56:55.009 --> 01:56:56.390 Yeah, I'm just tired. 01:57:13.611 --> 01:57:15.162 Dad, did she like us? 01:57:17.239 --> 01:57:19.662 Yeah, she thought we were great. 01:58:53.127 --> 01:58:54.168 Guys, slow down. 01:58:55.838 --> 01:58:56.839 So... 01:58:57.006 --> 01:58:59.378 because Charlie dropped his claim to New York, 01:58:59.466 --> 01:59:00.517 we're mostly done. 01:59:00.801 --> 01:59:02.092 Jay's lost interest, 01:59:02.261 --> 01:59:04.593 and Ted, his associate, is doing the paperwork. 01:59:04.680 --> 01:59:06.431 And we're not taking any money, right? 01:59:06.515 --> 01:59:08.718 We withdrew our claim for the MacArthur, 01:59:08.809 --> 01:59:10.971 which I think we could have gotten, by the way, 01:59:11.061 --> 01:59:13.313 and they're not asking for any of the show. 01:59:14.439 --> 01:59:16.031 Thank you for everything, Nora. 01:59:16.358 --> 01:59:17.780 You're welcome, doll. 01:59:18.527 --> 01:59:20.279 To your new home in LA. 01:59:24.074 --> 01:59:25.075 Mmm. 01:59:25.409 --> 01:59:26.410 And... 01:59:26.576 --> 01:59:27.948 whenever Charlie is in LA, 01:59:28.037 --> 01:59:31.080 I got the custody breakdown to be 55/45. 01:59:31.540 --> 01:59:34.453 So you'll have Henry an extra day every two weeks. 01:59:34.877 --> 01:59:36.248 I thought we made it equal. 01:59:36.420 --> 01:59:38.092 I tweaked it at the last minute. 01:59:38.172 --> 01:59:41.005 I just didn't want him to be able to say he got 50/50, 01:59:41.091 --> 01:59:42.552 bragging to his friends. 01:59:43.052 --> 01:59:45.094 - But I don't want to do that. - Take it. 01:59:45.554 --> 01:59:46.595 You won. 01:59:48.223 --> 01:59:49.224 Uh-huh. 02:00:13.040 --> 02:00:15.292 Hi. You look like a guy who really cares about animals. 02:00:15.375 --> 02:00:16.376 Nope. 02:00:36.146 --> 02:00:37.938 Oh, my God! 02:00:38.190 --> 02:00:39.191 Hi. 02:00:54.498 --> 02:00:56.881 The couch was technically hers, pre-marriage. 02:00:56.959 --> 02:00:58.881 But I mean... it was our couch. 02:00:58.961 --> 02:01:00.803 It's not like I was going to buy another couch. 02:01:00.838 --> 02:01:03.240 But then when it comes time to split, it's suddenly her couch 02:01:03.298 --> 02:01:04.679 and I have no couch, and... 02:01:05.384 --> 02:01:06.675 Hey, guys, what's up? 02:01:07.552 --> 02:01:09.805 I'm sitting on the floor is the short version. 02:01:12.432 --> 02:01:15.185 I'm sorry. This is all so self-pitying and boring. 02:01:15.269 --> 02:01:16.270 No, come on. 02:01:16.353 --> 02:01:18.105 No, it's so stupid. I'm sorry. 02:01:18.188 --> 02:01:21.021 - It sounds really tough. - No, no, no, no. It is sad. 02:01:40.419 --> 02:01:42.461 It's true, but there's more than that. 02:01:42.671 --> 02:01:44.423 Is that all you think there is to it? 02:01:44.506 --> 02:01:46.869 You have so many reasons for not being with someone, Robert, 02:01:46.926 --> 02:01:48.968 but you haven't got one good reason for being alone. 02:01:49.011 --> 02:01:51.513 C'mon, you're onto something. Robbie, you're onto something. 02:02:03.859 --> 02:02:07.322 You see what you look for, you know? You're not a kid anymore, Robbie. 02:02:07.404 --> 02:02:09.536 I don't think you'll ever be a kid again, kiddo. 02:02:21.543 --> 02:02:24.877 Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. 02:02:24.964 --> 02:02:26.295 Want something. 02:02:27.091 --> 02:02:28.422 Want something. 02:04:41.850 --> 02:04:43.052 Hello? 02:04:52.902 --> 02:04:54.234 Hello? 02:04:55.905 --> 02:04:58.028 - Hi. Sorry, the door was open. - Shh. 02:04:58.992 --> 02:05:00.034 Oh, okay. 02:05:02.287 --> 02:05:03.498 Whoa! Gotcha! 02:05:03.580 --> 02:05:04.581 Aah! 02:05:04.998 --> 02:05:06.500 Oh, Charlie! 02:05:07.084 --> 02:05:09.586 Oh! Was your flight okay? 02:05:09.669 --> 02:05:11.131 - Yeah. - Carter. 02:05:11.213 --> 02:05:12.294 Charlie. 02:05:12.381 --> 02:05:13.542 Nicole's still at work. 02:05:21.098 --> 02:05:22.349 - Hi. - Hi. 02:05:22.432 --> 02:05:23.433 Can I get a hug? 02:05:28.688 --> 02:05:30.100 - Hey, how'd it go? - Hey. 02:05:30.190 --> 02:05:33.253 Good, yeah. Donny's dead now. We shot the scene where he merges with the ficus. 02:05:33.277 --> 02:05:35.560 - Henry's upstairs. - She got an Emmy nomination. 02:05:35.779 --> 02:05:38.242 - She's a great actress. - No, for directing. 02:05:39.908 --> 02:05:41.740 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 02:05:41.826 --> 02:05:44.579 Now I know what you were so obsessed with all the time. 02:05:44.663 --> 02:05:46.575 - Um, we should get ready. - Yeah. 02:05:46.665 --> 02:05:48.559 - We're the Beatles. - Come on, Charlie. 02:05:48.583 --> 02:05:50.145 I didn't really get a costume together. 02:05:50.169 --> 02:05:52.438 - You could be George Martin. - I don't need to be anything. 02:05:52.462 --> 02:05:54.815 - You've got to be something. - A ghost. I'll get you a sheet. 02:05:54.839 --> 02:05:56.984 I have the album cover if anyone needs to reference it. 02:05:57.008 --> 02:05:59.881 And we should leave soon. I'm saying that as much for me as anyone else. 02:05:59.969 --> 02:06:02.532 - Am I John or George? - Trick-or-treating starts at 5:00. 02:06:02.556 --> 02:06:04.117 You're George. Nicole is John. 02:06:10.980 --> 02:06:13.853 I wanted to tell you I took a residency at UCLA. 02:06:15.485 --> 02:06:17.947 I'm going to direct two plays in rep at REDCAT. 02:06:19.989 --> 02:06:20.990 Oh. 02:06:21.783 --> 02:06:23.325 So, I'm going to be here for a while. 02:06:26.538 --> 02:06:27.539 That's great. 02:06:30.709 --> 02:06:31.710 Are you okay? 02:06:34.213 --> 02:06:35.214 Yeah. 02:06:37.716 --> 02:06:38.917 It's only good. 02:06:39.218 --> 02:06:40.669 Nicole? 02:06:40.760 --> 02:06:42.802 Can you help me with my zipper? 02:07:03.200 --> 02:07:06.453 "Charlie is... in... cr..." 02:07:06.536 --> 02:07:07.407 ...something. 02:07:07.496 --> 02:07:08.497 "...neat 02:07:08.788 --> 02:07:12.202 and I re-ly on him 02:07:12.626 --> 02:07:17.130 to keep things in or-der. 02:07:18.006 --> 02:07:19.878 He is energy con..." 02:07:21.134 --> 02:07:24.348 - I don't know what this word is. - You're getting so good at reading. 02:07:25.013 --> 02:07:26.134 What is that? 02:07:28.099 --> 02:07:32.644 "He doesn't look in the mirror too of-ten. 02:07:33.104 --> 02:07:35.227 He cries eas-ily 02:07:35.690 --> 02:07:37.692 in movies... 02:07:38.777 --> 02:07:41.400 He is very self-suf..." 02:07:42.322 --> 02:07:43.363 Self-sufficient. 02:07:44.824 --> 02:07:47.987 "He can dar-n a sock..." 02:07:48.077 --> 02:07:50.620 That means sew, like a hole. 02:07:51.248 --> 02:07:54.251 "...and cook himself dinner 02:07:54.709 --> 02:07:57.592 and ir..." 02:07:57.671 --> 02:07:58.882 Break it into two parts. 02:07:59.256 --> 02:08:00.967 "...Ur. On." 02:08:01.049 --> 02:08:02.711 Not "ur" but "ire." 02:08:03.009 --> 02:08:04.100 Ire. On. 02:08:04.177 --> 02:08:05.178 Iron. 02:08:07.013 --> 02:08:08.225 "...a shirt. 02:08:10.099 --> 02:08:13.393 He rarely gets def-eated, 02:08:13.687 --> 02:08:16.149 which I fell... 02:08:17.482 --> 02:08:20.825 feel like I always do. 02:08:21.861 --> 02:08:25.235 Charlie takes all of my moods stead-ily. 02:08:25.824 --> 02:08:28.026 He doesn't give in to them 02:08:28.368 --> 02:08:30.780 or make me feel bad about them. 02:08:31.663 --> 02:08:33.995 He's a great dress-er and never looks em..." 02:08:34.499 --> 02:08:36.591 - I don't know this one. - Embarrassing. 02:08:37.419 --> 02:08:38.420 "...embarrassing, 02:08:38.878 --> 02:08:42.252 wh-ich is hard for a man." 02:08:43.216 --> 02:08:44.258 You read it now. 02:08:46.553 --> 02:08:47.974 "He's very competitive. 02:08:49.097 --> 02:08:50.799 He loves being a dad. 02:08:51.850 --> 02:08:54.222 He loves all the things you're supposed to hate, 02:08:54.644 --> 02:08:56.055 like the tantrums, 02:08:56.563 --> 02:08:57.984 the waking up at night. 02:08:58.607 --> 02:09:01.149 It's almost annoying how much he likes it, 02:09:01.526 --> 02:09:02.907 but then, it's mostly nice. 02:09:04.195 --> 02:09:06.237 He disappears into his own world. 02:09:06.323 --> 02:09:08.415 He and Henry are alike that way. 02:09:09.909 --> 02:09:11.120 He can tell... 02:09:11.453 --> 02:09:14.245 people they have food in their teeth 02:09:14.956 --> 02:09:17.829 or on their face in a way that doesn't make them feel bad. 02:09:18.752 --> 02:09:20.133 Charlie is self made. 02:09:20.504 --> 02:09:22.966 His parents, I only met them once, 02:09:23.047 --> 02:09:25.840 but he told me there was a lot of alcohol... 02:09:29.513 --> 02:09:32.015 He moved to New York from Indiana 02:09:32.557 --> 02:09:33.688 with no safety net, 02:09:33.767 --> 02:09:36.520 and now he's more New Yorker than any New Yorker. 02:09:37.312 --> 02:09:40.315 He's brilliant at creating family out of whoever is around. 02:09:40.690 --> 02:09:42.061 With the theater company... 02:09:42.942 --> 02:09:44.444 he casts a spell... 02:09:45.069 --> 02:09:47.532 that made everyone feel included. 02:09:48.072 --> 02:09:50.825 No one, not even an intern, was unimportant." 02:09:52.201 --> 02:09:53.242 What's an intern? 02:09:53.453 --> 02:09:54.824 Uh, it's like a... 02:09:55.872 --> 02:09:57.464 helper, but who isn't paid. 02:09:57.666 --> 02:09:58.867 Why aren't they paid? 02:10:00.126 --> 02:10:01.878 They're young, they're learning. 02:10:03.338 --> 02:10:06.220 I don't know, maybe if they do a good job, they get paid later. 02:10:06.466 --> 02:10:07.677 Okay, keep going. 02:10:09.010 --> 02:10:12.934 "He could remember all the inside jokes, he's extremely organized and thorough, 02:10:13.139 --> 02:10:16.563 he's very clear about what he wants, unlike me who can't always tell. 02:10:17.101 --> 02:10:20.144 I fell in love with him two seconds after I saw him. 02:10:43.920 --> 02:10:45.552 And I'll never stop loving him, 02:10:45.880 --> 02:10:48.012 even though it doesn't make sense anymore." 02:11:02.230 --> 02:11:04.683 - See you. Good seeing you. - Good seeing you too. 02:11:04.774 --> 02:11:06.436 - Oh, Charlie! - G-ma. 02:11:06.526 --> 02:11:08.147 I'm so happy you came. 02:11:08.778 --> 02:11:10.189 I'll email you that article. 02:11:10.363 --> 02:11:11.445 - Yes, please do. - Yeah. 02:11:11.531 --> 02:11:13.693 - All right. Thank you. - Take care. 02:11:17.912 --> 02:11:20.875 We were going to bring him to dinner, but he's so wiped out. 02:11:20.957 --> 02:11:22.048 You want to take him? 02:11:23.460 --> 02:11:25.422 - It's your night. - I know. 02:11:25.504 --> 02:11:27.440 - Yeah. I'll drop him back in the morning. - Good. 02:11:27.464 --> 02:11:29.692 Yeah, text me when you're up. We'll figure something out. 02:11:29.716 --> 02:11:31.558 You're going to go with your dad, okay? 02:11:31.635 --> 02:11:32.806 - Okay. - Yeah? 02:11:43.897 --> 02:11:45.479 I love you. 02:11:46.274 --> 02:11:47.476 I love you too. 02:11:53.322 --> 02:11:54.323 Oh, hey. 02:12:06.461 --> 02:12:07.462 Thanks. 02:12:08.461 --> 02:12:35.462 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.