WEBVTT 00:00:00.944 --> 00:00:50.944 ..:: ارائه شده توسط وب سايت بلبل جان ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:11.871 --> 00:01:14.271 This tea is tepid, Mr. Lint. 00:01:14.273 --> 00:01:15.640 I'm sorry, Sir Lionel. 00:01:15.642 --> 00:01:18.509 It's a cold night, and we're a long way from shore. 00:01:18.511 --> 00:01:20.810 Shh! Do you hear that? 00:01:20.812 --> 00:01:22.082 Mm-mm. 00:01:23.115 --> 00:01:27.217 Ah, yes. The perfect spot. Now, we have work to do. 00:01:27.219 --> 00:01:28.855 Break out the bagpipes. 00:01:40.265 --> 00:01:41.901 Very good. Okay, here we go. 00:01:55.681 --> 00:01:58.382 Do you think this will work, sir? 00:02:00.285 --> 00:02:03.420 They do say music soothes the savage beast, Mr. Lint. 00:02:03.422 --> 00:02:04.822 I'm not sure in this case, sir. 00:02:04.824 --> 00:02:06.723 Is the camera to hand? It is essential. 00:02:06.725 --> 00:02:08.492 Under your seat, sir. 00:02:08.494 --> 00:02:09.760 Good. 00:02:09.762 --> 00:02:12.030 Let those fellows at the club scoff 00:02:12.032 --> 00:02:14.267 when faced with irrefutable proof. 00:02:15.801 --> 00:02:17.803 I should've joined the army. 00:02:29.414 --> 00:02:31.884 - Sir Lionel? - Hmm? 00:02:32.518 --> 00:02:34.852 Darwin's finches! She's real! 00:02:34.854 --> 00:02:37.420 I knew it. I knew it. 00:03:02.915 --> 00:03:06.317 Oh, she's a spirited one, isn't she? Ha-ha! 00:03:06.319 --> 00:03:08.853 - Hold this, will you? - Whoa! 00:03:09.988 --> 00:03:11.389 Ah, okay. 00:03:13.293 --> 00:03:14.628 Oh! 00:03:16.129 --> 00:03:17.561 Oh! 00:03:17.563 --> 00:03:20.396 A little to the right, please. 00:03:20.398 --> 00:03:22.032 No, no, no. My right. 00:03:22.034 --> 00:03:24.400 That's it, that's it. Now, what do we say? 00:03:24.402 --> 00:03:25.770 Help me! 00:03:25.772 --> 00:03:27.805 No, Mr. Lint. What else do we say? 00:03:27.807 --> 00:03:29.507 My hands are bleeding! 00:03:29.509 --> 00:03:31.675 - Can we say "cheese"? - Please! 00:03:31.677 --> 00:03:33.012 Close enough. 00:03:35.748 --> 00:03:38.017 Oh! 00:03:39.419 --> 00:03:40.987 A carnivore. Huh. 00:04:53.760 --> 00:04:56.930 Do buck up, Mr. Lint. No harm done. 00:04:57.363 --> 00:05:00.734 Aah! 00:05:10.644 --> 00:05:12.676 Oh, fiddlesticks. 00:05:30.662 --> 00:05:32.532 I quit! 00:05:33.065 --> 00:05:35.433 I can't take any more of this. I won't! 00:05:35.435 --> 00:05:38.768 You were mauled by a prehistoric lake monster. 00:05:38.770 --> 00:05:40.505 How many people can claim that? 00:05:40.507 --> 00:05:43.006 None. Because they're all dead! 00:05:43.008 --> 00:05:44.941 I thought you were made of sterner stuff. 00:05:44.943 --> 00:05:48.813 What is wrong with you? I'm a human being! 00:05:48.815 --> 00:05:51.250 Yes, one of over one-and-a-half billion. 00:05:51.851 --> 00:05:54.751 But that creature, on the other hand, 00:05:54.753 --> 00:05:57.054 is one of a kind. Don't you see? 00:05:57.056 --> 00:05:59.756 Oh, I see perfectly well. 00:05:59.758 --> 00:06:02.393 It's no wonder you can't keep anyone around. 00:06:02.395 --> 00:06:03.861 Do stay, Mr. Lint. 00:06:03.863 --> 00:06:06.929 I'll make absolutely sure you don't get eaten again. I promise. 00:06:06.931 --> 00:06:08.599 You said that last time! 00:06:08.601 --> 00:06:11.669 If I'm ever to be taken seriously by the adventuring community, 00:06:11.671 --> 00:06:14.838 I must... I must provide proof, yes. 00:06:14.840 --> 00:06:18.075 You see, my mistake was relying on these newfangled cameras. 00:06:18.077 --> 00:06:20.977 We'll go back. We'll get some real evidence. 00:06:20.979 --> 00:06:22.813 - We can... - No, we shall not. 00:06:22.815 --> 00:06:25.450 You, sir, are on your own. 00:06:25.452 --> 00:06:28.154 Uh... 00:06:28.722 --> 00:06:30.123 Oh, bother. 00:06:46.304 --> 00:06:47.373 Ew. 00:06:51.577 --> 00:06:55.946 "Dear Sir Lionel Frost, as famed seeker of mythical beasts, 00:06:55.948 --> 00:06:58.082 "you may be interested in this proposition. 00:06:58.084 --> 00:07:01.618 "I can reveal to you the as-yet-undiscovered creature 00:07:01.620 --> 00:07:03.787 "known as the Sasquatch. 00:07:03.789 --> 00:07:07.991 "Follow the trail along Old Kemp Creek in Washington State, 00:07:07.993 --> 00:07:09.660 "and you will find him. 00:07:09.662 --> 00:07:12.464 "I am truly the real deal, and I... 00:07:13.799 --> 00:07:15.936 I believe you are, too." 00:07:16.601 --> 00:07:18.171 Huh. 00:07:24.611 --> 00:07:26.744 Old Kemp Creek. I knew it. Ha-ha! 00:07:26.746 --> 00:07:29.313 The game is afoot! 00:07:29.315 --> 00:07:33.784 Ha-ha! A foot. It's a... Hmm. Right. 00:08:05.685 --> 00:08:08.986 Oh, it's you. You know I have strict orders not to... 00:08:08.988 --> 00:08:11.020 Yes, yes, very good, thank you. 00:08:11.022 --> 00:08:13.189 There he stood before me, 00:08:13.191 --> 00:08:16.193 his wicked heathen eyes locked on mine. 00:08:16.195 --> 00:08:20.330 No sound but the wind whistling through his grass skirt. 00:08:20.332 --> 00:08:23.301 Then, in a flash, I fell to one knee, 00:08:23.303 --> 00:08:25.470 thrust my hand down my trouser leg, 00:08:25.472 --> 00:08:29.138 whipped out a pistol I had concealed against my inner thigh, 00:08:29.140 --> 00:08:31.107 aimed it right between his eyes, 00:08:31.109 --> 00:08:33.944 and dropped him where he stood quicker than you could say, "God save the Queen." 00:08:33.946 --> 00:08:35.345 How do you like that, hmm? 00:08:35.347 --> 00:08:36.616 A noble battle. 00:08:37.082 --> 00:08:39.115 Thank heaven he wasn't armed. 00:08:39.117 --> 00:08:41.085 And then what happened? 00:08:41.087 --> 00:08:43.153 Uh, I wasn't out of the woods yet. 00:08:43.155 --> 00:08:45.089 Not by a long shot. 00:08:45.091 --> 00:08:48.692 The one thing that still stood in my way was... 00:08:48.694 --> 00:08:49.860 Sir Lionel Frost! 00:08:54.600 --> 00:08:55.731 Gentlemen... 00:08:55.733 --> 00:08:57.167 I bring thrilling news. 00:08:57.169 --> 00:08:59.836 Oh, it's the monster hunter. 00:08:59.838 --> 00:09:02.906 This club is for members only. 00:09:02.908 --> 00:09:04.609 What is it this time, Frost? 00:09:04.611 --> 00:09:07.543 Did you come to tell us about Nessie? 00:09:07.545 --> 00:09:09.513 Ah, Lord Piggot-Dunceby. 00:09:09.515 --> 00:09:12.782 Why don't you show us what proof you found in the loch, hmm? 00:09:12.784 --> 00:09:16.820 Yes, a regrettable conclusion to an otherwise rather promising expedition. 00:09:16.822 --> 00:09:18.089 Uh... 00:09:18.091 --> 00:09:20.090 But I'm not here to bemoan past misfortune. 00:09:20.092 --> 00:09:22.960 I am here to unveil my latest 00:09:22.962 --> 00:09:25.495 and most tantalizing enterprise, gentlemen. 00:09:25.497 --> 00:09:27.297 Here he goes again. 00:09:27.299 --> 00:09:28.865 - Now wait. - Give it up, man. 00:09:28.867 --> 00:09:31.835 - What I have here is a cast... - Oh! 00:09:31.837 --> 00:09:35.205 ...of a giant, non-human footprint. 00:09:35.207 --> 00:09:38.343 - That's a big foot. - I bet he's a big fellow. Heh. 00:09:38.345 --> 00:09:41.277 One of dozens of documented eyewitness reports 00:09:41.279 --> 00:09:43.213 of a mysterious creature. 00:09:43.215 --> 00:09:45.148 - Do you mind? - Oh. 00:09:45.150 --> 00:09:47.951 Huge, hairy, and walking upright. 00:09:47.953 --> 00:09:49.119 Neither ape nor man, 00:09:49.121 --> 00:09:51.821 but the link in between. 00:09:53.025 --> 00:09:54.090 Yes, he's had many names: 00:09:54.092 --> 00:09:55.993 Skookum, Rougarou, 00:09:55.995 --> 00:09:59.797 Tse'nahaha, Loo Poo Oi'Yes... 00:09:59.799 --> 00:10:04.368 ...and most commonly known in... in a muddled derivation of an old Halkomelem dialect, 00:10:04.370 --> 00:10:07.870 - as Sasquatch. - Heh. That'll never catch on. 00:10:07.872 --> 00:10:11.374 I offer you a glimpse of a legendary creature lost in time 00:10:11.376 --> 00:10:13.277 and proof... proof, I tell you... 00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:17.248 that man's primate ancestors are not just tall tales and flights of fancy, 00:10:17.250 --> 00:10:19.715 but alive and well 00:10:19.717 --> 00:10:22.386 and living in the New World. 00:10:22.388 --> 00:10:23.354 Ha-ha! 00:10:23.356 --> 00:10:25.355 - The very thought of it. - Well, I never! 00:10:25.357 --> 00:10:27.523 - Poppycock! - But think of it. 00:10:27.525 --> 00:10:31.161 Evidence of man's primitive ancestry, the missing link! 00:10:31.163 --> 00:10:34.096 No, sir, I shan't think of it. I won't. 00:10:34.098 --> 00:10:35.766 - Uh... - Look around you. 00:10:35.768 --> 00:10:39.605 You stand beneath the most renowned adventurers of the world. 00:10:39.972 --> 00:10:42.639 The members of this club have crossed oceans, 00:10:42.641 --> 00:10:45.942 tamed jungles, conquered the tallest peaks. 00:10:45.944 --> 00:10:48.178 We've butchered the ungodly... 00:10:48.180 --> 00:10:50.346 ...and brought good British table manners 00:10:50.348 --> 00:10:52.682 to savages the world over. 00:10:52.684 --> 00:10:57.220 You, sir, seek to make a mockery of us. 00:10:57.222 --> 00:10:59.322 No, no, no. I seek to join you. 00:10:59.324 --> 00:11:01.258 And the discovery of this creature 00:11:01.260 --> 00:11:03.192 must surely secure my place here. 00:11:03.194 --> 00:11:05.162 I mean, what do you say to that? 00:11:05.164 --> 00:11:08.932 I say we are descended from great men, 00:11:08.934 --> 00:11:11.404 not great apes. 00:11:17.076 --> 00:11:20.210 Well, I say you're wrong. 00:11:20.212 --> 00:11:22.079 What? 00:11:22.081 --> 00:11:24.715 I... I believe the two go hand in hand, 00:11:24.717 --> 00:11:27.450 - and what's more, I... - What did he say to me? 00:11:27.452 --> 00:11:28.918 I think he said you're wrong. 00:11:28.920 --> 00:11:31.854 I have heard enough. 00:11:31.856 --> 00:11:33.858 Your words are nothing. 00:11:34.559 --> 00:11:38.095 My word is everything. What is yours worth? 00:11:40.799 --> 00:11:43.269 I beg your pardon? 00:11:43.769 --> 00:11:48.171 I give you my word I'll bring back proof of this creature, 00:11:48.173 --> 00:11:51.474 and in return, you'll admit you're wrong, 00:11:51.476 --> 00:11:54.045 and you'll grant me membership here, 00:11:54.047 --> 00:11:56.980 so I might finally take my place where I truly belong. 00:11:56.982 --> 00:12:01.787 You do not belong here, and you will fail. 00:12:02.222 --> 00:12:04.821 Well, in that case, you have nothing to lose. 00:12:11.329 --> 00:12:13.330 Very well. 00:12:13.332 --> 00:12:14.965 You'll swear on it? 00:12:14.967 --> 00:12:16.635 I will. 00:12:17.502 --> 00:12:19.235 Then you'll excuse me if I take my leave. 00:12:19.237 --> 00:12:21.805 I, uh... I have much to prepare. 00:12:21.807 --> 00:12:23.206 Thank you. 00:12:23.208 --> 00:12:25.744 Until next we meet, gentlemen. 00:12:31.183 --> 00:12:34.118 These are dark days, Collick. 00:12:34.120 --> 00:12:38.321 Electricity, suffrage, evolution. 00:12:38.323 --> 00:12:40.557 We are on the brink of a precipice. 00:12:40.559 --> 00:12:43.326 Yes, mark my words. And the ground beneath us 00:12:43.328 --> 00:12:47.230 is clawed away by these... these new thinkers. 00:12:47.232 --> 00:12:48.831 They'll change the world, 00:12:48.833 --> 00:12:51.067 and there'll be no room in it for the likes of me. 00:12:51.069 --> 00:12:52.536 But, my Lord, 00:12:52.538 --> 00:12:56.205 Frost's frivolous escapades usually amount to naught. 00:12:56.207 --> 00:12:58.041 He can't possibly win this wager. 00:12:58.043 --> 00:13:00.009 I'm not taking any chances! 00:13:00.011 --> 00:13:04.181 No, I must make a stand for all that is civilized. 00:13:04.183 --> 00:13:07.283 But how are you going to do that, my Lord? 00:13:07.285 --> 00:13:09.085 Gonna hire a thug to kill him. 00:13:09.087 --> 00:13:11.220 Oh, yes. That'll do it. 00:16:09.101 --> 00:16:11.037 Hello? 00:16:12.103 --> 00:16:14.139 Hmm. 00:16:33.092 --> 00:16:35.061 Shh! 00:16:44.102 --> 00:16:45.604 Stop, please! 00:16:48.340 --> 00:16:50.877 Please wait! 00:17:37.355 --> 00:17:38.620 It's still there. 00:17:42.061 --> 00:17:45.228 Excuse me. I think I've got a little something stuck in my... 00:17:45.230 --> 00:17:47.263 There it is. 00:17:47.265 --> 00:17:50.167 In my throat. Like a nut or a... 00:17:50.169 --> 00:17:52.903 or a field mouse or something like that. I don't know. 00:17:52.905 --> 00:17:56.606 Am I rambling? I'm a little nervous, if I'm being honest. 00:17:56.608 --> 00:17:57.909 I... 00:17:58.642 --> 00:18:00.377 Sir Lionel Frost, I presume. 00:18:00.379 --> 00:18:01.680 Hi. 00:18:08.720 --> 00:18:11.588 I don't believe it. 00:18:11.590 --> 00:18:13.389 I mean, you can speak. 00:18:13.391 --> 00:18:16.761 Yes. And, um, I write as well. 00:18:17.396 --> 00:18:19.696 My penmanship isn't great, but, uh... 00:18:19.698 --> 00:18:21.898 you know, opposable thumbs and... 00:18:21.900 --> 00:18:23.599 fat fingers, you know? 00:18:23.601 --> 00:18:25.502 How can you speak? 00:18:25.504 --> 00:18:27.137 Good question. How can I speak? 00:18:27.139 --> 00:18:29.106 Well, I watched at first. I listened. 00:18:29.108 --> 00:18:30.874 I paid attention to a lot of things. 00:18:30.876 --> 00:18:34.945 I learned, I stole books, newspapers here and there. 00:18:34.947 --> 00:18:37.214 Um, an old shaman in the valley helped me a little. 00:18:37.216 --> 00:18:39.249 Not only that, he taught me how to play chess. 00:18:39.251 --> 00:18:41.016 - Smart shaman. - Not really. 00:18:41.018 --> 00:18:44.020 I mean, I beat him every time. He's a lousy player. 00:18:44.022 --> 00:18:46.223 And he cheats. He's a cheater. 00:18:46.225 --> 00:18:48.826 You're exactly as I imagined. 00:18:48.828 --> 00:18:51.928 Eight feet tall, chest circumference 70 inches, 00:18:51.930 --> 00:18:53.897 total weight around 650 pounds. 00:18:53.899 --> 00:18:56.433 Well, I'd say it's more like, you know, 630 pounds. 00:18:56.435 --> 00:18:59.136 You know, it's the hair that makes me look heavier, I think. 00:18:59.138 --> 00:19:01.905 It's a... It's a little deceptive. It can be frustrating. 00:19:01.907 --> 00:19:04.573 Oh! Look at the size of those metatarsals. 00:19:04.575 --> 00:19:07.176 Whoa, sir! Wow, your hands! 00:19:07.178 --> 00:19:10.379 - Do you mind if I smell you? - Um, yeah, sure. 00:19:10.381 --> 00:19:11.881 I mean, I bathed recently. 00:19:11.883 --> 00:19:13.849 You know, like, two weeks ago in a creek. 00:19:13.851 --> 00:19:15.651 Uh, so, should... You didn't drink from the creek, did you? 00:19:15.653 --> 00:19:17.754 Remarkable. 00:19:17.756 --> 00:19:20.689 Uh, wait. So, you called me by my... 00:19:20.691 --> 00:19:22.359 How do you know me? 00:19:22.361 --> 00:19:24.729 I wrote the letter. 00:19:27.365 --> 00:19:29.465 You wrote this? 00:19:29.467 --> 00:19:32.467 You asked me here to discover you? 00:19:33.906 --> 00:19:35.772 Oh, discov... No, no, no. 00:19:35.774 --> 00:19:38.140 I asked you here to help me. 00:19:38.142 --> 00:19:39.879 Over this way. 00:19:43.814 --> 00:19:46.782 Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed. Sorry if it smells a little. 00:19:46.784 --> 00:19:48.653 I don't entertain that much. 00:19:49.486 --> 00:19:50.788 Ever. 00:19:50.790 --> 00:19:53.057 If I might ask, how did you find me? 00:19:53.059 --> 00:19:55.861 Oh, well, I've read all about you. 00:20:00.865 --> 00:20:02.599 I think that one's my favorite, right there. 00:20:02.601 --> 00:20:04.033 Let's see. I think there might be a picture. 00:20:04.035 --> 00:20:06.369 Yes. You can't believe everything you read, can you? 00:20:06.371 --> 00:20:07.905 Let's move along, shall we? 00:20:07.907 --> 00:20:11.442 So, I need someone who knows the wild places of the world, 00:20:11.444 --> 00:20:13.877 someone who believes in my existence, 00:20:13.879 --> 00:20:16.079 but, you know, doesn't want to shoot me. 00:20:16.081 --> 00:20:18.884 You're not gonna shoot me, are you? 00:20:20.186 --> 00:20:24.288 But if you'd explain, what exactly do you ask of me? 00:20:24.290 --> 00:20:26.656 Take me away from this place. 00:20:26.658 --> 00:20:29.128 I'm lonely. 00:20:30.829 --> 00:20:33.362 Your world, it... it grows bigger. 00:20:33.364 --> 00:20:35.099 Mine is eaten away. 00:20:35.834 --> 00:20:38.336 You know, there's nothing for me here anymore. 00:20:39.004 --> 00:20:42.238 I've walked these woods year after year, but I'm the last. 00:20:42.240 --> 00:20:44.073 I have none of my kind to live with, 00:20:44.075 --> 00:20:47.676 no... no family. 00:20:47.678 --> 00:20:49.247 Really, nobody. 00:20:50.247 --> 00:20:51.283 But... 00:20:52.184 --> 00:20:53.917 many miles away, on the other side of the world, 00:20:53.919 --> 00:20:56.253 they talk of this... this creature. 00:20:56.255 --> 00:20:57.786 He's a snowman. 00:20:57.788 --> 00:21:00.625 - A yeti? - And... And look at this. 00:21:01.092 --> 00:21:04.293 I think these yetis are my cousins. 00:21:04.295 --> 00:21:06.230 They're... They're my kind. 00:21:06.698 --> 00:21:08.665 I want to go to that cold place and find them. 00:21:08.667 --> 00:21:10.433 And then... 00:21:10.435 --> 00:21:14.306 um, I wouldn't have to spend the rest of my life alone. 00:21:15.640 --> 00:21:17.342 Can you just take me there? 00:21:18.142 --> 00:21:19.411 Please? 00:21:21.313 --> 00:21:23.280 Take you to the Himalayas? 00:21:23.282 --> 00:21:25.215 I can't possibly. 00:21:25.217 --> 00:21:27.016 Yes, you can. If anyone can, it's you. 00:21:27.018 --> 00:21:29.220 You're a... You're a great man. 00:21:31.055 --> 00:21:34.357 Mm, that's a tantalizing proposition, I'll admit. 00:21:35.861 --> 00:21:37.159 You must understand, 00:21:37.161 --> 00:21:40.663 my objective here was to find proof of you. 00:21:40.665 --> 00:21:43.300 Um, my name depends upon it. 00:21:43.302 --> 00:21:44.833 Proof? What kind of proof? 00:21:44.835 --> 00:21:47.337 Incontrovertible evidence of your existence 00:21:47.339 --> 00:21:48.839 to prove my doubters wrong, 00:21:48.841 --> 00:21:50.807 uh, like hair samples, a tooth, 00:21:50.809 --> 00:21:52.341 nail clippings, feces. 00:21:52.343 --> 00:21:54.843 Well, I have all those things. That seems like a fair deal. 00:21:54.845 --> 00:21:56.346 In that case, why not? 00:21:56.348 --> 00:21:59.983 I shall get you there, to the place you belong. 00:21:59.985 --> 00:22:03.821 And in return, you will get me to mine. 00:22:03.823 --> 00:22:07.055 Oh, yes. I'll prove the existence of not just one, 00:22:07.057 --> 00:22:10.626 but an entire evolutionary branch of missing links. 00:22:10.628 --> 00:22:12.196 Imagine the headlines then. 00:22:12.198 --> 00:22:15.100 Oh, wow! You really mean that? You're gonna take me? 00:22:15.501 --> 00:22:18.301 Of course. I give you my word. 00:22:18.303 --> 00:22:20.105 Okay. What is it? 00:22:21.038 --> 00:22:22.839 - What? - Your word. 00:22:22.841 --> 00:22:23.939 No, it's a figure of speech. 00:22:23.941 --> 00:22:26.010 Sounds good. What is it? 00:22:26.777 --> 00:22:29.245 The word, my dear fellow, 00:22:29.247 --> 00:22:30.949 is "trust." 00:22:32.684 --> 00:22:34.650 Oh, so, you want the poop now? 00:22:34.652 --> 00:22:36.051 No, later will be fine. 00:22:36.053 --> 00:22:37.887 Right. And... what do I call you? 00:22:37.889 --> 00:22:40.756 I mean, if we're to travel halfway across the globe, you'll need a name. 00:22:40.758 --> 00:22:43.859 Well, there's never really been anyone around to give me a name, you know? 00:22:43.861 --> 00:22:45.594 Hmm. That won't do. 00:22:45.596 --> 00:22:49.765 I... I think I still carry the papers of my valet, Mr. Lemuel Lint. 00:22:49.767 --> 00:22:52.269 We'll simply change the "T" to a "K," 00:22:52.271 --> 00:22:54.637 and then we have the perfect cover story. 00:22:54.639 --> 00:22:56.071 Mr. Link. 00:22:57.242 --> 00:22:59.576 You know, like... missing link. 00:22:59.578 --> 00:23:01.077 Ah! 00:23:01.079 --> 00:23:02.445 Wait, I don't get it. 00:23:02.447 --> 00:23:04.981 Uh, fine. Then to business. We have much to do. 00:23:04.983 --> 00:23:06.282 Yes, sir. Where do we start? 00:23:06.284 --> 00:23:09.218 With the work of the late Aldous Fortnight. 00:23:09.220 --> 00:23:13.822 He and I shared the same, um, shall we say, pursuits. 00:23:13.824 --> 00:23:15.792 Yes, before his untimely death. 00:23:15.794 --> 00:23:18.561 A singular man. Primatologist, poet laureate, 00:23:18.563 --> 00:23:20.897 and sometime fullback for the Blackheath Football Club. 00:23:20.899 --> 00:23:22.331 Oh, I like the sound of that guy. 00:23:22.333 --> 00:23:25.801 Spent much of his life searching for the elusive yeti. 00:23:25.803 --> 00:23:29.341 And the best part of all, he drew a map. 00:23:45.623 --> 00:23:48.257 - All right, let me just... Can I just ask a... - Hmm? 00:23:48.259 --> 00:23:51.261 You think Mr. Fortnight's widow will give it to us, just like that? 00:23:51.263 --> 00:23:54.430 Don't fret, Mr. Link. You just leave Adelina to me. 00:23:54.432 --> 00:23:57.766 Oh. Oh, so, the two of you are acquainted. 00:23:57.768 --> 00:23:59.534 Hoo-hoo! 00:23:59.536 --> 00:24:01.003 You can say that again. 00:24:01.005 --> 00:24:03.305 Okay. So, the two of you are acquainted. 00:24:03.307 --> 00:24:07.677 What I... What I mean is, Adelina and I were... 00:24:07.679 --> 00:24:10.647 well, more than just acquaintances. 00:24:10.649 --> 00:24:11.781 Oh. 00:24:11.783 --> 00:24:13.185 Oh... 00:24:13.717 --> 00:24:14.986 Oh! 00:24:15.786 --> 00:24:20.090 Wait a second. I said, "Oh!" like I knew what you were talking about, but I don't. 00:24:20.092 --> 00:24:22.059 Never mind. First things first. 00:24:22.061 --> 00:24:24.459 We shall get some sleep and sustenance. 00:24:24.461 --> 00:24:26.564 Whoo! I barely know you. 00:24:28.300 --> 00:24:29.532 What, here? 00:24:29.534 --> 00:24:31.400 You know what? I'm fine. I'll wait out here. 00:24:31.402 --> 00:24:32.801 We'll keep a low profile 00:24:32.803 --> 00:24:34.169 and be out of here by first light. 00:24:34.171 --> 00:24:36.039 - I can't go in there. - Well, not as you are, no. 00:24:36.041 --> 00:24:39.140 But at the very least, we should cover up your, uh... 00:24:39.142 --> 00:24:41.611 ...modesty. 00:24:41.613 --> 00:24:42.948 Put this on. 00:24:45.483 --> 00:24:48.150 Sir Lionel, I'm a little afraid that this isn't gonna work. 00:24:48.152 --> 00:24:50.454 Oh, come now. I imagine everyone in there 00:24:50.456 --> 00:24:52.688 has hairy knuckles and poor hygiene. 00:24:52.690 --> 00:24:54.392 You'll fit right in. 00:25:08.340 --> 00:25:10.976 Hmm. 00:25:12.944 --> 00:25:14.346 Ooh! Excuse me. 00:25:23.921 --> 00:25:26.457 Hmm. 00:25:32.630 --> 00:25:33.931 What can I get you? 00:25:34.498 --> 00:25:36.599 Hmm. We'll need lodging for the night. 00:25:36.601 --> 00:25:39.601 And a cup of Earl Grey tea with a spot of milk. 00:25:39.603 --> 00:25:42.207 And please don't let it steep too long. Thanks so much. 00:25:44.676 --> 00:25:46.312 I'm good. 00:25:51.283 --> 00:25:53.351 Lionel Frost. 00:25:53.951 --> 00:25:56.019 Sir Lionel Frost, actually. 00:25:57.221 --> 00:25:59.789 Um, you seem to have me at a disadvantage. 00:25:59.791 --> 00:26:01.757 And that's just how I like it. 00:26:01.759 --> 00:26:04.194 Willard Stenk. Pleased to meet you. 00:26:04.196 --> 00:26:07.196 Ah, Stenk. Yes, I know of your work. 00:26:07.198 --> 00:26:09.564 You've tracked, trapped and butchered 00:26:09.566 --> 00:26:11.900 every rare creature from here to Borneo. 00:26:11.902 --> 00:26:13.735 You're gonna make me blush here. 00:26:13.737 --> 00:26:16.105 And by my reckoning, there's one that has eluded you 00:26:16.107 --> 00:26:17.740 for 30 years or more. 00:26:17.742 --> 00:26:19.207 Is that right? 00:26:19.209 --> 00:26:23.045 The Sasquatch appears to have you beat, Mr. Stenk. 00:26:23.047 --> 00:26:24.714 The Sasquatch? Ha! 00:26:24.716 --> 00:26:28.318 If you think you can do better, Frost, you're out of your mind. 00:26:28.320 --> 00:26:31.353 You hear me? Barking mad. 00:26:31.355 --> 00:26:32.557 Mm. 00:26:47.572 --> 00:26:48.638 Woof. 00:26:48.640 --> 00:26:50.473 No. It can't be. 00:26:50.475 --> 00:26:52.841 Oh, but I'm afraid it can. And it is. 00:26:52.843 --> 00:26:54.744 And you didn't. And I did. 00:26:54.746 --> 00:26:56.411 Mmm. You're beautiful. 00:26:56.413 --> 00:26:59.916 Um, can you hold on one second? I'm uncomfortable. 00:26:59.918 --> 00:27:03.052 Don't believe a word of it. He'd sooner see you stuffed 00:27:03.054 --> 00:27:05.054 or have your head mounted on a wall, 00:27:05.056 --> 00:27:08.791 and perhaps use your foot as one of those, you know, buckets you put umbrellas in. 00:27:08.793 --> 00:27:11.026 Wha... No, thank you! 00:27:11.028 --> 00:27:13.731 Gotta get myself a grip here. 00:27:14.198 --> 00:27:17.032 That's better. Regretfully, Sir Lionel, 00:27:17.034 --> 00:27:19.101 turns out the job I've been hired to do 00:27:19.103 --> 00:27:20.503 ain't no fool's errand after all. 00:27:20.505 --> 00:27:22.338 - Oh? - I've been paid a pretty sum 00:27:22.340 --> 00:27:25.074 to stop you and this creature 00:27:25.076 --> 00:27:28.511 from ever reaching civilized society. 00:27:28.513 --> 00:27:29.512 Quite a catch. 00:27:29.514 --> 00:27:32.682 I get to bag two legends in one day. 00:27:32.684 --> 00:27:33.851 Oh, I wouldn't count on it. 00:27:40.925 --> 00:27:41.925 Hmm? 00:27:50.334 --> 00:27:51.434 Aah! 00:27:51.436 --> 00:27:52.438 Aah! 00:28:08.119 --> 00:28:09.455 Aah! Uh! 00:28:15.526 --> 00:28:16.526 Uh! 00:28:38.882 --> 00:28:39.915 Huh. 00:28:56.434 --> 00:28:58.504 Oh! Uh! 00:29:00.671 --> 00:29:03.973 Yes, I might've known Piggot-Dunceby would send one of his rabid mutts 00:29:03.975 --> 00:29:05.711 to do his dirty work. 00:29:08.713 --> 00:29:10.879 No hard feelings, Frost. 00:29:10.881 --> 00:29:12.115 - Hyah! - Aah! 00:29:12.117 --> 00:29:14.082 Except that one. 00:29:16.854 --> 00:29:19.187 Do you think you have things in hand, Mr. Link? 00:29:19.189 --> 00:29:21.325 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 00:29:26.864 --> 00:29:28.665 Oh, no, you don't. 00:29:43.782 --> 00:29:44.782 Ooh! 00:29:48.285 --> 00:29:50.455 Sorry, old girl. 00:29:53.257 --> 00:29:55.425 Oh, blast. 00:29:55.427 --> 00:29:56.895 Aah! 00:29:58.330 --> 00:30:01.397 Oh, boy. That is gonna let in an awful draft. 00:30:01.399 --> 00:30:04.099 Not to worry, Mr. Link. We're not stopping after all. 00:30:04.101 --> 00:30:08.638 It seems Piggot-Dunceby is set on scuppering my success at any cost. 00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:12.544 We must make haste for Santa Ana, California. 00:30:14.446 --> 00:30:16.044 Lord Piggot-Dunceby! 00:30:16.046 --> 00:30:18.246 Lord Piggot-Dunceby, a telegram! 00:30:18.248 --> 00:30:19.684 You have a telegra... 00:30:20.418 --> 00:30:21.986 It's from Stenk. 00:30:24.322 --> 00:30:27.023 No. It can't be true. 00:30:27.025 --> 00:30:30.260 - No... Mm. - No one must know of this, do you hear? 00:30:30.262 --> 00:30:32.394 - We must redouble our efforts. - Yeah. 00:30:32.396 --> 00:30:34.930 - Frost must not succeed! - Eh? 00:30:34.932 --> 00:30:38.333 Get word to Stenk, and... and tell him to stay on their trail. 00:30:38.335 --> 00:30:40.203 - Right. - To the end of the world if he has to. 00:30:40.205 --> 00:30:42.808 Do you hear me? The end of the world! 00:30:46.544 --> 00:30:49.011 Very good, Collick. Run along now. 00:30:49.013 --> 00:30:52.014 Running along, yes, running along. 00:30:52.016 --> 00:30:53.616 Just running along. 00:30:53.618 --> 00:30:54.653 Hmm. 00:30:57.656 --> 00:30:59.291 All aboard! 00:31:04.361 --> 00:31:06.728 So, how did Mr. Fortnight die, exactly? 00:31:06.730 --> 00:31:09.733 Buried by an avalanche on the Hindu Kush. 00:31:09.735 --> 00:31:11.636 - Didn't know what hit him. - Ow! 00:31:12.269 --> 00:31:13.903 I'm gonna say it was the snow that hit him. 00:31:13.905 --> 00:31:16.472 He never completed his quest. Died in the trying. 00:31:17.842 --> 00:31:20.542 This feels very confined. 00:31:20.544 --> 00:31:22.343 I feel woozy. Do I look pale? I feel pale. 00:31:22.345 --> 00:31:25.314 Oh, stop fidgeting, Mr. Link. You mustn't draw attention to yourself. 00:31:25.316 --> 00:31:27.582 Well, I'm not very comfortable stealing a man's clothes. 00:31:27.584 --> 00:31:29.351 Well, you can't very well walk around naked. 00:31:29.353 --> 00:31:30.753 It's indecent. 00:31:30.755 --> 00:31:33.388 Yeah, but... I mean, his underwear, too? 00:31:33.390 --> 00:31:35.324 It just seems a little... 00:31:35.326 --> 00:31:37.193 I mean, I turned them inside-out and all, but... 00:31:37.195 --> 00:31:39.494 Is it hot in here? I think I need some air. 00:31:39.496 --> 00:31:42.398 Fine, fine. By all means, crack open the win... 00:31:42.400 --> 00:31:45.068 ...dow. 00:31:45.070 --> 00:31:46.535 Oh, that's better. 00:31:57.314 --> 00:31:58.848 This way, please. 00:31:58.850 --> 00:32:01.215 Señora doesn't normally see guests. 00:32:01.217 --> 00:32:04.654 Yeah. I'm the same way. Probably because my cave smells like sh... 00:32:04.656 --> 00:32:06.892 Should you perhaps wait here? 00:32:07.658 --> 00:32:09.961 Try not to shed on the cashmere. 00:32:16.168 --> 00:32:17.966 Do you shed? 00:32:17.968 --> 00:32:19.869 So, let me see if I understand. 00:32:19.871 --> 00:32:24.807 You plan to travel all the way around the world to the Himalayas, 00:32:24.809 --> 00:32:28.244 looking for this, uh, legendary creature. 00:32:28.246 --> 00:32:30.012 And to do this, you need the map 00:32:30.014 --> 00:32:33.448 that my dearest husband was holding in his hand 00:32:33.450 --> 00:32:35.819 when they pulled his poor, dead body 00:32:35.821 --> 00:32:38.221 out of the ice that killed him on the mountain. 00:32:38.223 --> 00:32:39.791 Yes, that's right. 00:32:41.159 --> 00:32:44.929 Is this... everything that you are here to say to me? 00:32:46.296 --> 00:32:47.929 Did I leave something out? 00:32:47.931 --> 00:32:49.633 He was your friend. 00:32:50.334 --> 00:32:52.869 Oh, absolutely. Like a brother to me. 00:32:52.871 --> 00:32:55.737 And you did not even go to his funeral. 00:32:55.739 --> 00:32:58.407 Yes, well, goodbyes are so tricky. 00:32:58.409 --> 00:33:01.578 You and Aldous... what happened to you? 00:33:01.580 --> 00:33:05.548 Oh, come, now, Adelina. I think you know the answer to that. 00:33:05.550 --> 00:33:07.617 It was over between us, Lionel. 00:33:07.619 --> 00:33:10.552 And Aldous was there for me in ways you never were. 00:33:10.554 --> 00:33:12.388 Yes, how fortunate for you both. 00:33:12.390 --> 00:33:14.926 Ugh! I can't even look at you right now. 00:33:17.294 --> 00:33:19.427 - There. - There? 00:33:19.429 --> 00:33:21.730 There, there, Adelina. 00:33:21.732 --> 00:33:25.137 There's no need to get upset. Such a sensitive creature. 00:33:25.504 --> 00:33:29.438 It saddens me to see you shut away in this old house, 00:33:29.440 --> 00:33:32.342 surrounded by memories of times long past. 00:33:32.776 --> 00:33:37.047 Like a... Like an unhappy bird locked in a cage. 00:33:40.584 --> 00:33:41.917 You were always such a... 00:33:41.919 --> 00:33:45.855 such a vibrant, spirited, intoxicating woman. 00:33:45.857 --> 00:33:46.621 - Stop! - Ow! 00:33:46.623 --> 00:33:48.624 What is wrong with you? 00:33:48.626 --> 00:33:50.493 You think I cannot see? 00:33:50.495 --> 00:33:52.294 You come here because you want something, 00:33:52.296 --> 00:33:55.263 and you think you can charm me and you can flatter me 00:33:55.265 --> 00:33:56.999 and I will do just as you say. 00:33:57.001 --> 00:33:59.202 Um... yes. 00:33:59.204 --> 00:34:00.936 - No! - No. 00:34:00.938 --> 00:34:02.605 So, could we go through it again? 00:34:02.607 --> 00:34:04.741 Same old Lionel. 00:34:04.743 --> 00:34:08.376 Eyes only for your legend, for Lionel's prize. 00:34:08.378 --> 00:34:10.680 You will get out of my house. 00:34:10.682 --> 00:34:12.847 Adelina, you have me all wrong. 00:34:12.849 --> 00:34:15.984 I... I see how much your husband's legacy means to you. 00:34:15.986 --> 00:34:18.086 I would never wish to obtain the map 00:34:18.088 --> 00:34:20.256 by insincere flimflammery. 00:34:20.258 --> 00:34:22.725 No. I will pay you for it. 00:34:26.997 --> 00:34:27.930 Get out! 00:34:27.932 --> 00:34:29.164 Come along, Mr. Link. 00:34:30.367 --> 00:34:32.334 - Salga de mi casa! - Um... 00:34:32.336 --> 00:34:34.903 Fuera! Fuera de mi casa! 00:34:34.905 --> 00:34:35.974 Váyase! 00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:44.345 We aren't gonna break in, are we? 00:34:44.347 --> 00:34:46.015 I mean, that's against the law. 00:34:46.017 --> 00:34:48.919 Oh, please, Mr. Link. This is America. 00:34:49.521 --> 00:34:50.722 Put this on. 00:34:54.825 --> 00:34:56.791 Hey, Sir Lionel. Sorry. 00:34:56.793 --> 00:34:58.796 Do you have a size bigger? 00:34:59.597 --> 00:35:01.763 I think I put a run in it. 00:35:01.765 --> 00:35:04.399 On your head. It's a disguise. 00:35:04.401 --> 00:35:06.102 We're not here to perform burlesque. 00:35:06.104 --> 00:35:08.773 Look, just forget about the stocking. 00:35:13.910 --> 00:35:16.514 Here. Now throw this rope over the wall. 00:35:21.285 --> 00:35:22.954 What... What did you just do? 00:35:23.354 --> 00:35:26.120 Uh, what do you mean? I threw the rope over the wall. 00:35:26.122 --> 00:35:27.490 I didn't mean all of it. 00:35:27.492 --> 00:35:29.358 Well, you never said that. I'm very literal. 00:35:29.360 --> 00:35:31.359 - Oh, you don't say? - No, I do say. 00:35:31.361 --> 00:35:33.695 I just said that right then. Aren't you listening? 00:35:33.697 --> 00:35:35.363 Now what are we gonna do? 00:35:35.365 --> 00:35:37.666 You said throw the rope over, so I threw the rope over. 00:35:37.668 --> 00:35:39.702 Why don't you just throw this over as well? 00:35:39.704 --> 00:35:41.206 Okay. 00:35:42.072 --> 00:35:43.941 Oh. 00:35:48.380 --> 00:35:49.581 Okay, never mind. 00:35:50.014 --> 00:35:52.182 You'll have to climb the wall and pull me up. 00:35:52.717 --> 00:35:54.283 Okay, I'm not very good at climbing. 00:35:54.285 --> 00:35:57.022 Oh, for pity's sake. Of course you are. Look at your arms. 00:35:59.222 --> 00:36:00.991 Hmm. That's a good point. 00:36:01.392 --> 00:36:02.660 That's a good point. 00:36:03.327 --> 00:36:04.327 Okay. 00:36:16.072 --> 00:36:17.539 Mm-hmm. 00:36:21.613 --> 00:36:23.615 Ah... 00:36:31.588 --> 00:36:33.691 Aah! No! Ooh! Aah! 00:36:38.361 --> 00:36:39.628 Bravo. 00:36:39.630 --> 00:36:41.162 Thank you. 00:36:48.238 --> 00:36:49.738 Oh, do hurry up. 00:36:49.740 --> 00:36:52.006 You're making too much noise. 00:36:55.646 --> 00:36:57.649 Aah! Ow! 00:36:58.182 --> 00:36:59.182 Oh, sorry. 00:37:07.724 --> 00:37:09.858 - Ow. - Do you think you can lift it? 00:37:09.860 --> 00:37:12.461 - I guess so. - Then get it over to the window 00:37:12.463 --> 00:37:14.195 and throw it out into the bushes. 00:37:14.197 --> 00:37:15.900 I'll keep watch. 00:37:38.189 --> 00:37:40.024 What are you doing? 00:37:40.490 --> 00:37:41.657 Just one second, please. 00:37:43.227 --> 00:37:44.660 Almost there. 00:37:44.662 --> 00:37:46.361 Stop it. 00:37:46.363 --> 00:37:47.364 Stop it. 00:37:47.932 --> 00:37:50.265 - Is there a problem? - Why don't you just play a trumpet 00:37:50.267 --> 00:37:52.466 and sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" while you're at it? 00:37:52.468 --> 00:37:54.905 I could give it a try. Oh, but I don't have a trumpet. 00:37:55.273 --> 00:37:56.905 And I don't know that song that well. 00:37:56.907 --> 00:37:58.541 Wait. You don't want me to do that. 00:37:58.543 --> 00:38:00.943 I'm on to you, mister. I am on to you. 00:38:00.945 --> 00:38:02.380 I knew it! 00:38:02.914 --> 00:38:05.850 - You terrible thieves! - A fair assessment. 00:38:06.251 --> 00:38:07.649 Oh! 00:38:12.389 --> 00:38:14.358 Lionel! 00:38:17.128 --> 00:38:18.863 Yes! 00:38:43.753 --> 00:38:45.887 Lionel Frost! 00:38:45.889 --> 00:38:47.323 I know this is you in there. 00:38:47.325 --> 00:38:48.423 Ooh! 00:38:48.425 --> 00:38:50.658 I do not even want to know how you got this. 00:38:50.660 --> 00:38:52.361 There was a nun. We mugged her. 00:38:52.363 --> 00:38:54.965 Oh, my dear. I think you've made a mistake. 00:38:55.666 --> 00:38:56.932 You're right, it's me. 00:38:56.934 --> 00:38:58.867 How could you tell? 00:39:07.177 --> 00:39:10.713 Give me back my husband's map. 00:39:10.715 --> 00:39:11.912 Adelina, I think... 00:39:11.914 --> 00:39:14.184 Huh? 00:39:16.887 --> 00:39:19.657 Someone is shooting at you, and it isn't me. 00:39:20.057 --> 00:39:22.827 Did you steal from him as well? 00:39:28.298 --> 00:39:29.631 Oh... 00:39:29.633 --> 00:39:30.802 Aah! 00:39:35.740 --> 00:39:37.872 We really don't have time for this. 00:39:37.874 --> 00:39:39.441 I mean to get to the Himalayas, 00:39:39.443 --> 00:39:41.609 - and I need your map to do it. - Not so fast. 00:39:41.611 --> 00:39:44.512 Please, Adelina. What possible need could you have for this? 00:39:44.514 --> 00:39:45.881 Something you said to me. 00:39:45.883 --> 00:39:48.383 It is time for this unhappy bird... 00:39:49.787 --> 00:39:52.821 ...to break out of her cage. 00:39:52.823 --> 00:39:56.524 - Adelina? - That's right, Sir Lionel Frost. 00:39:56.526 --> 00:39:57.858 And your big, hairy f... 00:39:57.860 --> 00:40:00.294 - I'm sorry. Who's this? - I'll explain later. 00:40:00.296 --> 00:40:02.664 Oh, I don't care. The point is, I'm coming with you. 00:40:04.135 --> 00:40:06.033 I don't really have a say in the matter, do I? 00:40:06.035 --> 00:40:08.372 - Para nada. - All right, fine. 00:40:09.106 --> 00:40:11.773 Quickly! We must climb aboard! 00:40:11.775 --> 00:40:13.912 - Huh? - The train is leaving! 00:40:15.746 --> 00:40:16.847 Oh! 00:40:17.814 --> 00:40:19.347 What? We will miss it. 00:40:19.349 --> 00:40:22.252 Change of plan. We must give this villain the slip. 00:40:22.854 --> 00:40:24.522 Oh, no, you don't. 00:40:26.423 --> 00:40:29.591 Follow me. We must find an alternative route. 00:40:29.593 --> 00:40:30.928 No time to dawdle. 00:40:44.041 --> 00:40:46.807 Hyah! Hyah! 00:40:46.809 --> 00:40:48.943 From New York, we can find passage to London 00:40:48.945 --> 00:40:52.113 and easily navigate the European continent by rail. 00:40:52.115 --> 00:40:54.383 On through India, and from there, 00:40:54.385 --> 00:40:57.486 it's just a tidy step to the foothills of the Himalayas 00:40:57.488 --> 00:41:00.823 and our ultimate destination: Shangri-La. 00:41:00.825 --> 00:41:03.758 Shangri-La? No! 00:41:03.760 --> 00:41:07.562 I can't believe it! Oh, my goodness! This sounds... 00:41:07.564 --> 00:41:10.164 Oh, my goodness! That is great! 00:41:10.166 --> 00:41:12.401 This can't be happ... 00:41:12.403 --> 00:41:13.938 What is that, exactly? 00:41:14.805 --> 00:41:17.439 Is it a... Is it a place? 00:41:18.843 --> 00:41:21.376 It has been called many names: 00:41:21.378 --> 00:41:23.577 Shambhala, Agartha, 00:41:23.579 --> 00:41:25.146 the Valley of the Blue Moon. 00:41:25.148 --> 00:41:29.453 Legend says it is a place of uncommon beauty. 00:41:30.021 --> 00:41:33.622 An earthly Eden where man never grows old. 00:41:33.624 --> 00:41:35.990 Actually, Aldous believed 00:41:35.992 --> 00:41:37.825 that this story was not quite right. 00:41:37.827 --> 00:41:41.696 He believed that the valley was not the home of men who had never aged, 00:41:41.698 --> 00:41:44.936 but of men who had never evolved. 00:41:45.336 --> 00:41:46.901 Early man. 00:41:46.903 --> 00:41:49.506 - Like me? - Like you. 00:41:50.441 --> 00:41:52.374 Yes. Yes, that's right. 00:41:52.376 --> 00:41:55.510 An undiscovered civilization of yetis, 00:41:55.512 --> 00:41:59.247 living and flourishing in isolation. 00:41:59.249 --> 00:42:03.218 Quite a tall tale, but I think he was on to something. 00:42:03.220 --> 00:42:06.655 And I will follow in his footsteps 00:42:06.657 --> 00:42:08.289 all the way to the prize. 00:42:08.291 --> 00:42:11.760 But I don't see a path to Shangri-La on this map. 00:42:11.762 --> 00:42:14.597 Just directions to Gamu? What's that? 00:42:14.599 --> 00:42:16.698 Not what, but who. 00:42:16.700 --> 00:42:20.334 The exact location of the mythical valley was thought lost, 00:42:20.336 --> 00:42:22.271 - but Aldous learned... - Aldous, Aldous. 00:42:22.273 --> 00:42:24.205 - Excuse me, it's my turn. - Carry on. 00:42:24.207 --> 00:42:26.441 Aldous learned of a mountain guide named Gamu 00:42:26.443 --> 00:42:28.876 who knew the secret ways through the mountains. 00:42:28.878 --> 00:42:32.080 Aldous believed if we find Shangri-La, 00:42:32.082 --> 00:42:34.048 we find the yeti. 00:42:34.050 --> 00:42:36.651 Yes, and then, Mr. Link, 00:42:36.653 --> 00:42:40.387 you will at last be united with your lost brethren. 00:42:40.389 --> 00:42:43.959 I'm a quiet guy at heart, 00:42:43.961 --> 00:42:46.061 but do you mind if I just kind of... 00:42:46.063 --> 00:42:48.562 growl a little bit in excitement? 00:42:55.372 --> 00:42:56.805 That was fun. 00:42:56.807 --> 00:42:59.709 Yes, let's not get overexcited, shall we? 00:43:00.177 --> 00:43:03.577 You know, I really didn't think it was possible. 00:43:03.579 --> 00:43:07.515 And yet here you are in front of my face. 00:43:07.517 --> 00:43:09.350 I cannot believe it. 00:43:10.488 --> 00:43:13.524 All these years, my husband searched for this. 00:43:14.557 --> 00:43:16.057 I wish... 00:43:16.059 --> 00:43:18.160 I wish he could have been here to see it. 00:43:18.162 --> 00:43:20.164 Hmm. Poor Adelina. 00:43:20.597 --> 00:43:22.731 That does not mean I'm happy about you. 00:43:22.733 --> 00:43:26.434 That is really rather unreasonable, I must say. 00:43:30.474 --> 00:43:32.173 You know what? I'm gonna just be over here. 00:43:32.175 --> 00:43:34.108 I'm gonna stare out the window for a long time. 00:43:36.947 --> 00:43:38.315 Uh! 00:43:42.218 --> 00:43:45.220 Oh, my word. Look at... What is that, the sky? 00:43:45.222 --> 00:43:48.524 Hyah! Hyah! 00:44:10.847 --> 00:44:14.282 - Oh, do hurry it up. - Be patient. 00:44:14.284 --> 00:44:16.651 Can't you see poor Mr. Link is nervous? 00:44:16.653 --> 00:44:20.622 Oh, believe me, he's got a lot more to worry about than boarding this boat. 00:44:20.624 --> 00:44:22.457 What do you mean? 00:44:22.459 --> 00:44:24.459 Oh, Adelina. 00:44:24.461 --> 00:44:27.229 Let me say this very clearly. 00:44:27.231 --> 00:44:29.398 The hunter that follows us 00:44:29.400 --> 00:44:32.533 will not give up the chase easily. You understand? 00:44:32.535 --> 00:44:35.137 He's still on our tail. Have no doubt. 00:44:35.139 --> 00:44:38.240 If he catches us, he will shoot you dead, skin you, 00:44:38.242 --> 00:44:40.242 and have your pelt as his hearthrug. 00:44:40.244 --> 00:44:42.977 And if that happens, well, then... 00:44:42.979 --> 00:44:46.148 I mean, I have... I'll have no chance of winning my wager. 00:44:46.150 --> 00:44:48.249 Lionel! 00:44:48.251 --> 00:44:50.387 Dios mío. 00:45:05.836 --> 00:45:09.104 Stenk followed them on board a cargo steamer bound for London. 00:45:09.106 --> 00:45:11.874 He says he'll deliver them to you, dot-dot-dot, 00:45:11.876 --> 00:45:14.274 dead or alive, exclamation mark. 00:45:14.276 --> 00:45:17.445 Hire thugs. Bribe the port authorities. 00:45:17.447 --> 00:45:20.247 As soon as that ship reaches dry land, 00:45:20.249 --> 00:45:22.149 we'll be waiting for them. 00:45:29.959 --> 00:45:31.693 Hmm. 00:45:40.137 --> 00:45:42.273 Come in. 00:45:43.573 --> 00:45:45.707 Qué es lo que quiere éste ahora? 00:45:45.709 --> 00:45:47.912 What do you say to a peace offering? 00:45:51.247 --> 00:45:53.383 Eh. I don't mind if I do. 00:45:54.619 --> 00:45:57.919 Hmm. Yes, I thought perhaps we might clear the air. 00:45:57.921 --> 00:45:59.387 My air? 00:45:59.389 --> 00:46:02.423 No, no, no. My air is clear. 00:46:02.425 --> 00:46:06.528 But Mr. Link? I think perhaps his air is all stuffed up. 00:46:06.530 --> 00:46:09.231 He thinks so highly of you, Lionel. 00:46:09.233 --> 00:46:10.733 He really believes in you. 00:46:10.735 --> 00:46:13.734 And yet you treat him so poorly. 00:46:13.736 --> 00:46:16.939 Name one time that I've ever treated him poorly. 00:46:16.941 --> 00:46:18.474 You poke him with your stick. 00:46:18.476 --> 00:46:20.774 You make him carry your bag like he's your servant. 00:46:20.776 --> 00:46:23.945 - You tell him he smells of wet dog. - Yes, I said name one. 00:46:23.947 --> 00:46:27.082 You put yourself first and always Mr. Link second. 00:46:27.084 --> 00:46:28.919 Adelina, that's simply not true. 00:46:29.387 --> 00:46:31.488 Is that really what you think of me? 00:46:31.921 --> 00:46:33.256 Yes. 00:46:33.823 --> 00:46:35.258 Oh, now, steady on... 00:46:39.162 --> 00:46:41.532 You do not seem so steady yourself. 00:46:42.099 --> 00:46:44.198 Perhaps it is time you made a step 00:46:44.200 --> 00:46:46.503 in a different direction. 00:46:50.707 --> 00:46:53.276 I haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about. 00:46:56.146 --> 00:46:57.281 Hmm? 00:47:02.720 --> 00:47:04.352 Look at him. 00:47:04.354 --> 00:47:08.289 His hope rests in your hand, Lionel. 00:47:08.291 --> 00:47:09.826 Talk to him. 00:47:11.829 --> 00:47:12.794 Can't you do it? 00:47:12.796 --> 00:47:15.298 Go now, or I'll throw you overboard. 00:47:15.731 --> 00:47:16.731 Go. 00:47:34.017 --> 00:47:36.553 Oh. Sir Lionel. I, uh... 00:47:37.053 --> 00:47:38.756 was just getting some fresh air. 00:47:40.923 --> 00:47:43.258 Uh... you seem, um, 00:47:43.260 --> 00:47:44.996 you seem troubled, Mr. Link. 00:47:46.829 --> 00:47:49.263 Sir Lionel, have you ever wanted something so bad 00:47:49.265 --> 00:47:53.336 it hurt inside, like gas, but sadder? 00:47:54.338 --> 00:47:57.707 Hmm. Well... yes. 00:47:58.441 --> 00:48:00.378 As a matter of fact, I have. 00:48:01.512 --> 00:48:04.048 As long as I can remember, I... 00:48:05.249 --> 00:48:07.749 I wished to become a great adventurer, 00:48:07.751 --> 00:48:10.220 respected throughout the Empire. 00:48:10.988 --> 00:48:13.591 Well, it hasn't quite worked out that way. 00:48:14.557 --> 00:48:15.691 Not yet. 00:48:15.693 --> 00:48:16.992 But someday. 00:48:16.994 --> 00:48:21.329 Yes, someday people will remember my deeds 00:48:21.331 --> 00:48:23.599 and know my name. 00:48:23.601 --> 00:48:25.300 Of course they will. 00:48:25.302 --> 00:48:27.401 Your name is gonna go down in history 00:48:27.403 --> 00:48:29.269 as the world's greatest adventurer. 00:48:29.271 --> 00:48:32.409 Now, not the greatest, surely. 00:48:34.543 --> 00:48:36.845 At least you have a name. 00:48:36.847 --> 00:48:38.379 One of your own, I mean. 00:48:38.381 --> 00:48:40.617 I don't think "Mr. Link" really counts. 00:48:41.450 --> 00:48:44.822 Well, then... perhaps we might remedy that. 00:48:46.289 --> 00:48:49.289 - What do you mean? - You must choose a name. 00:48:49.291 --> 00:48:53.095 Um, a name that has special meaning to you. 00:48:53.097 --> 00:48:54.197 Yes, perhaps... 00:48:54.764 --> 00:48:56.597 perhaps the name of someone in your life 00:48:56.599 --> 00:48:59.401 who touched you... here. 00:48:59.403 --> 00:49:00.501 My nipple? 00:49:00.503 --> 00:49:02.370 Heart. Your heart. 00:49:02.372 --> 00:49:03.841 Oh. Yeah. 00:49:06.209 --> 00:49:08.577 Well, some years back, 00:49:08.579 --> 00:49:11.780 there was a young prospector who came to live in the woods 00:49:11.782 --> 00:49:14.450 to try their luck on the high mountain rivers. 00:49:15.251 --> 00:49:17.051 One day, they came close to my cave, 00:49:17.053 --> 00:49:18.954 while out picking berries. 00:49:18.956 --> 00:49:22.126 And they saw me, and they were just standing there. 00:49:22.726 --> 00:49:24.358 And when I looked at them, 00:49:24.360 --> 00:49:27.562 they didn't scream, didn't turn and run away like most people do. 00:49:27.564 --> 00:49:30.834 They just... They just smiled. 00:49:31.235 --> 00:49:34.537 And that smile meant the world to me. 00:49:34.938 --> 00:49:36.004 Perfect. 00:49:36.006 --> 00:49:38.776 And... And what was the prospector's name? 00:49:39.742 --> 00:49:40.744 Susan. 00:49:41.912 --> 00:49:43.378 Su... Susan? 00:49:43.380 --> 00:49:46.347 Yeah, Susan. That should be my name. 00:49:46.349 --> 00:49:48.316 So, this prospector was a girl? 00:49:48.318 --> 00:49:49.718 Yes, that's correct. 00:49:49.720 --> 00:49:52.456 Well, then that is a girl's name. 00:49:53.155 --> 00:49:54.157 Uh-huh. 00:49:55.526 --> 00:49:57.258 Well, yes, I... 00:49:57.260 --> 00:49:59.829 Um... it suits you. 00:50:00.530 --> 00:50:02.330 And now... 00:50:02.332 --> 00:50:03.997 Now we must rest. 00:50:03.999 --> 00:50:07.501 We have a long way to go, but I assure you, 00:50:07.503 --> 00:50:09.370 we will reach the Himalayas 00:50:09.372 --> 00:50:13.207 and find this lost civilization of yetis, this Shangri-La. 00:50:13.209 --> 00:50:16.080 We will find your place. 00:50:19.916 --> 00:50:21.117 Good night, uh... 00:50:21.785 --> 00:50:22.820 Susan. 00:50:27.222 --> 00:50:28.222 Susan. 00:50:34.396 --> 00:50:39.536 Wow, that was positively altruistic, if I do say so myself. 00:50:40.336 --> 00:50:41.870 Adelina? What's wrong? 00:50:41.872 --> 00:50:44.571 What, are you lost for words? 00:50:44.573 --> 00:50:47.175 Stenk! Leave her alone. 00:50:47.177 --> 00:50:49.343 - Your fight is with me. - Mm-hmm. 00:50:49.345 --> 00:50:51.681 Put your hands where I can see 'em. 00:50:52.081 --> 00:50:54.548 - Huh? - Whoa. No. 00:50:54.550 --> 00:50:55.852 Give me... 00:50:58.555 --> 00:51:00.789 Aah! Quit yankin' on my shooter! 00:51:00.791 --> 00:51:03.224 Lionel, look out! Get your hands off of him! 00:51:03.226 --> 00:51:04.226 Get off of me! 00:51:12.602 --> 00:51:15.606 Hey, you! Don't you touch him! 00:51:16.972 --> 00:51:18.108 Oh! 00:51:25.182 --> 00:51:27.485 Help me! 00:51:30.887 --> 00:51:32.452 I got you now. 00:51:39.262 --> 00:51:42.530 I can't reach! 00:51:42.532 --> 00:51:44.832 The life buoy! The life buoy! 00:51:44.834 --> 00:51:47.267 - Throw the life buoy! - Okay. 00:51:47.269 --> 00:51:48.972 Uh... Aha! 00:52:14.863 --> 00:52:16.164 Wha... 00:52:16.166 --> 00:52:17.200 Aah! 00:52:17.668 --> 00:52:19.700 That's a little bit below the belt, isn't it? 00:52:19.702 --> 00:52:21.204 What? 00:52:24.707 --> 00:52:26.876 Oh God. Okay... 00:52:31.948 --> 00:52:33.117 I've got ya! 00:52:33.749 --> 00:52:35.785 Over here! 00:52:38.088 --> 00:52:40.124 Help! 00:52:42.624 --> 00:52:44.291 Could you hold on a second? 00:52:44.293 --> 00:52:45.660 I am! 00:52:47.564 --> 00:52:49.099 I'm here! 00:53:04.981 --> 00:53:06.948 Oh! 00:53:34.177 --> 00:53:35.613 Yah! 00:53:36.213 --> 00:53:37.281 Aah! 00:53:51.227 --> 00:53:52.695 Huh? 00:53:53.630 --> 00:53:55.530 A monster! 00:53:55.532 --> 00:53:57.999 And he's got a defenseless girl! 00:53:58.001 --> 00:53:59.867 - Monster? - Defenseless? 00:53:59.869 --> 00:54:01.738 - Get 'em! - Come on! 00:54:11.148 --> 00:54:13.816 This way! 00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:19.187 Oh, and-and, Mr. Link, keep your trousers on, please. 00:54:19.189 --> 00:54:20.357 There's a good chap. 00:54:25.928 --> 00:54:29.664 Aw, shoot. The boss ain't gonna like this. 00:54:42.211 --> 00:54:44.814 Are you positive about this, Mr. Stenk? 00:54:45.381 --> 00:54:48.149 Oh, yeah. A whole lost world is what he said. 00:54:48.151 --> 00:54:51.385 Big-footed critters as far as the eye can see. 00:54:51.387 --> 00:54:53.923 No! 00:54:54.756 --> 00:54:57.457 I won't stand for it. 00:54:57.459 --> 00:54:59.693 It's a mockery of man! 00:54:59.695 --> 00:55:02.296 A sham of civilized society! 00:55:03.599 --> 00:55:09.172 I'll run this game to ground if it's the last thing I do. 00:55:11.273 --> 00:55:13.843 All things considered, I think he took that quite well. 00:55:14.443 --> 00:55:17.778 Come along, Mr. Link. 00:55:17.780 --> 00:55:19.280 We're one step ahead of our adversaries, 00:55:19.282 --> 00:55:21.316 so let's keep it that way. 00:55:21.318 --> 00:55:25.155 And, uh, well, we can enjoy the view while we're about. 00:55:28.258 --> 00:55:31.195 Uh, are we gonna need the boat again? 00:56:26.349 --> 00:56:30.450 There's so many beautiful things in the world. 00:56:30.452 --> 00:56:32.021 Yes. 00:56:35.459 --> 00:56:37.892 Oh, Lionel, look. 00:56:37.894 --> 00:56:40.330 Oh, remarkable. 00:56:40.831 --> 00:56:43.898 This is just like old times, wouldn't you say? 00:56:43.900 --> 00:56:44.934 Hmm, yes. 00:56:45.501 --> 00:56:49.169 Yes, uh... although the Sasquatch is new. 00:56:52.842 --> 00:56:55.642 Aw, he's all tuckered out. 00:56:57.113 --> 00:56:58.845 He's come a long way. 00:56:58.847 --> 00:57:01.351 I think we all have. 00:57:11.727 --> 00:57:14.063 Oh! 00:57:14.831 --> 00:57:16.164 Good morning. 00:57:16.166 --> 00:57:18.533 - Mm-mm-mm. - Oh, Lionel. 00:57:18.535 --> 00:57:20.533 I say, old chap, could you loosen your grip? 00:57:20.535 --> 00:57:22.338 My, uh, arms have gone dead. 00:57:23.006 --> 00:57:25.638 So, what's going on? Are we nearly there yet? 00:57:25.640 --> 00:57:27.108 Almost, Susan, almost. 00:57:27.110 --> 00:57:29.611 We'll soon have you frolicking in the snow 00:57:29.613 --> 00:57:32.914 with huge, hairy ape-men. Just you wait and see. 00:57:32.916 --> 00:57:35.519 Oh, boy. A guy could dream. 00:57:58.707 --> 00:58:00.343 Yes, this is it. 00:58:01.110 --> 00:58:03.146 But, Lionel... 00:58:05.514 --> 00:58:07.080 where do we go from here? 00:58:07.082 --> 00:58:08.950 From here, my dear, we shall rely 00:58:08.952 --> 00:58:11.084 on my extensive anthropological knowledge 00:58:11.086 --> 00:58:14.123 and my keen eye for local custom. 00:58:15.758 --> 00:58:17.992 Do you understand English? 00:58:17.994 --> 00:58:21.361 Yes. Hello? Hello? Excuse me, sir. 00:58:21.363 --> 00:58:26.635 Would you please direct us to Gamu? 00:58:27.037 --> 00:58:28.336 Do you understand? 00:58:28.338 --> 00:58:31.004 Ga... mu? 00:58:31.006 --> 00:58:33.610 The Englishman abroad. 00:58:34.410 --> 00:58:35.577 Nyah. 00:58:35.579 --> 00:58:36.945 Well, that's a little bit rude. 00:58:36.947 --> 00:58:38.646 I said it's rude! 00:58:38.648 --> 00:58:42.350 Heh. We are walking untrodden paths through the Himalayas, Mr. Link. 00:58:42.352 --> 00:58:44.519 This is merely a local greeting. 00:58:44.521 --> 00:58:45.521 Oh. 00:58:46.088 --> 00:58:47.655 Pleased to meet you! 00:58:48.724 --> 00:58:49.759 Take care. 00:58:55.999 --> 00:58:57.631 You seek Gamu? 00:58:57.633 --> 00:58:59.033 She's my grandmother. 00:58:59.035 --> 00:59:00.470 I will take you to her. 00:59:05.142 --> 00:59:08.209 I must warn you, she does not like visitors, 00:59:08.211 --> 00:59:11.912 'cause she is old and rude and prefers solitude. 00:59:11.914 --> 00:59:13.615 Moo. 00:59:15.151 --> 00:59:19.019 Also, please do not, whatever you do, 00:59:19.021 --> 00:59:21.655 mention the... Chicken. 00:59:21.657 --> 00:59:23.758 - The chicken? - Yes, please. 00:59:23.760 --> 00:59:25.693 Never, ever mention the chicken. 00:59:25.695 --> 00:59:27.126 - Of course not. - We understand. 00:59:27.128 --> 00:59:29.098 No chicken, got it. Zip. 00:59:41.378 --> 00:59:43.611 Uh, greetings, venerable Gamu. 00:59:43.613 --> 00:59:46.314 - It is an honor. - What's with the chicken? 00:59:46.316 --> 00:59:48.114 What is he talking about? 00:59:48.115 --> 00:59:48.984 Grandmother. 00:59:49.002 --> 00:59:51.002 White eyes have come to see you. 00:59:51.004 --> 00:59:53.004 Why don't you offer some tea to our guests? 00:59:53.006 --> 00:59:54.006 Granddaughter. 00:59:54.007 --> 00:59:56.007 Why don't you go suck on a lump of salt? 00:59:57.160 --> 01:00:00.097 Hmm, she says you must join her for supper. 01:00:22.818 --> 01:00:24.050 I'm sorry, what is this? 01:00:24.052 --> 01:00:25.855 Yak stew. 01:00:26.289 --> 01:00:27.789 Oh, no, thanks. I don't eat meat. 01:00:27.791 --> 01:00:29.990 I mean, I do eat bacon and squirrel and chicken. 01:00:29.992 --> 01:00:31.526 No, not chicken. I eat fish. I said fish. 01:00:31.528 --> 01:00:35.032 We mustn't insult our host, Mr. Link. Eat it. 01:00:42.305 --> 01:00:44.638 Mmm. It's delicious. 01:00:52.782 --> 01:00:54.448 Mmm. 01:00:56.352 --> 01:00:57.387 Gamu... 01:00:58.088 --> 01:01:00.290 perhaps we can try some of your tea. 01:01:04.193 --> 01:01:06.796 It is made from yak butter. 01:01:07.296 --> 01:01:09.664 Um, do you have anything that doesn't come from a yak? 01:01:09.666 --> 01:01:11.465 Yak is our life. 01:01:11.467 --> 01:01:15.169 Yak is milk, meat, clothes, friend. 01:01:15.171 --> 01:01:17.271 Unusual bouquet. 01:01:17.273 --> 01:01:19.106 And it smells funny, too. 01:01:19.108 --> 01:01:22.008 - Oh, that is not the tea. - No? What is it? 01:01:22.010 --> 01:01:25.314 Dung. We burn it for fuel. 01:01:26.515 --> 01:01:27.881 Yak? 01:01:27.883 --> 01:01:29.115 Yak, of course. 01:01:33.689 --> 01:01:34.724 Cookie? 01:01:37.227 --> 01:01:38.825 I really shouldn't be having one of these, 01:01:38.827 --> 01:01:42.198 but, oh, they're so good. 01:01:44.066 --> 01:01:45.334 Mmm! 01:01:46.501 --> 01:01:49.202 Gamu, if I may, 01:01:49.204 --> 01:01:51.539 we have traveled many thousands of miles 01:01:51.541 --> 01:01:54.008 to find a place lost in the mountains, 01:01:54.010 --> 01:01:56.546 a place I think you know. 01:01:56.979 --> 01:02:00.049 Some call it... Shangri-La. 01:02:00.650 --> 01:02:04.050 This place you seek is not lost. 01:02:04.052 --> 01:02:07.656 It is hidden, hidden by choice. 01:02:08.224 --> 01:02:13.294 Perhaps it is the men who seek it who are lost. 01:02:13.296 --> 01:02:14.995 Then you know of it? 01:02:14.997 --> 01:02:17.597 Yes, I do. 01:02:17.599 --> 01:02:20.968 And I know it is not a place for man. 01:02:20.970 --> 01:02:23.303 It is not a place for you. 01:02:23.305 --> 01:02:24.541 No. 01:02:26.108 --> 01:02:27.874 It's for me. 01:02:30.079 --> 01:02:32.412 - Um... - You have killed my grandmother! 01:02:32.414 --> 01:02:34.854 Quick, quick, quick! Someone should give her the kiss of life! 01:02:37.285 --> 01:02:38.822 You're the man for the job. 01:02:39.822 --> 01:02:40.954 How's my breath? 01:02:51.166 --> 01:02:54.470 You killed her again! 01:02:56.104 --> 01:02:58.273 I was mistaken. 01:02:58.673 --> 01:03:03.077 You are right to take him to his kind, where he belongs. 01:03:03.079 --> 01:03:04.546 Then you will guide us? 01:03:04.914 --> 01:03:07.247 You got to be kidding. 01:03:07.249 --> 01:03:10.517 I will give my granddaughter directions. 01:03:55.298 --> 01:03:57.164 Go! Get out! 01:03:57.166 --> 01:03:58.733 Get out of my house! 01:03:58.735 --> 01:04:00.367 I asked you nicely, 01:04:00.369 --> 01:04:03.035 but I'm not gonna ask you again. 01:04:03.037 --> 01:04:05.106 Tell us what you told them! 01:04:06.376 --> 01:04:09.876 Oh, Mr. Stenk, you're doing this all wrong. 01:04:09.878 --> 01:04:13.650 You mustn't threaten the defenseless old woman. 01:04:14.349 --> 01:04:15.716 How about the chicken? 01:04:15.718 --> 01:04:17.450 What chicken? 01:04:17.452 --> 01:04:21.388 No! You must threaten her defenseless grandson instead. 01:05:03.898 --> 01:05:05.301 Over here! 01:05:21.284 --> 01:05:22.385 Oh! 01:05:27.289 --> 01:05:28.655 Ow! 01:05:33.128 --> 01:05:34.093 Oh! 01:05:34.095 --> 01:05:35.463 Aah! 01:05:50.113 --> 01:05:51.981 Oh! Brother. 01:07:22.537 --> 01:07:25.775 Who is it that comes before us? 01:07:26.242 --> 01:07:27.677 Sir Lionel Frost. 01:07:28.043 --> 01:07:32.012 And if I might ask, how the devil can you speak English so well? 01:07:32.014 --> 01:07:34.448 How can you speak English so well? 01:07:35.718 --> 01:07:38.084 Well, Eton, obviously. 01:07:38.086 --> 01:07:40.421 How do you know I'm not speaking yeti? 01:07:40.423 --> 01:07:41.988 Because... 01:07:41.990 --> 01:07:44.158 Look, I'm not sure exactly where this is taking us. 01:07:44.160 --> 01:07:47.660 Is there anything wrong with staying exactly where we are? 01:07:47.662 --> 01:07:49.296 Do you always speak in questions? 01:07:49.298 --> 01:07:52.265 I don't know. Do I? 01:07:52.267 --> 01:07:53.800 I have a question for you. 01:07:53.802 --> 01:07:56.736 Why did you guide us here at the tip of a spear? 01:07:56.738 --> 01:07:59.773 We do not wield weapons to threaten, but to defend. 01:07:59.775 --> 01:08:01.608 That doesn't make them any less sharp. 01:08:01.610 --> 01:08:04.378 - You speak with some wisdom. - I state the obvious. 01:08:04.380 --> 01:08:05.912 Often that is the same thing. 01:08:05.914 --> 01:08:07.814 Well, here is an absolute. 01:08:07.816 --> 01:08:10.785 We do not seek glory or riches. 01:08:10.787 --> 01:08:13.120 We're not here to pillage your temple 01:08:13.122 --> 01:08:14.890 or disturb your tranquility. 01:08:15.457 --> 01:08:17.527 We want nothing from you. 01:08:18.093 --> 01:08:20.063 Then why are you here? 01:08:24.400 --> 01:08:26.167 That is me. Sorry. 01:08:28.271 --> 01:08:30.203 Oh, but of course. 01:08:30.205 --> 01:08:32.273 The country cousin. 01:08:32.275 --> 01:08:35.342 The... redneck. 01:08:35.344 --> 01:08:36.877 Actually... 01:08:36.879 --> 01:08:38.477 Sorry. Actually, I'd say more... 01:08:38.479 --> 01:08:41.282 I think it's more... I think it's more of a rust, isn't it? 01:08:41.284 --> 01:08:44.251 People say red. I find I'm more of an auburn. 01:08:44.253 --> 01:08:47.386 I have a lot of autumn in me, a lot of autumn colors. 01:08:47.388 --> 01:08:50.157 Um, so, you know, we... 01:08:50.159 --> 01:08:54.327 Anyway, I figured maybe there was a place for me here, among you. 01:08:54.329 --> 01:08:56.032 Come this way. 01:09:07.809 --> 01:09:10.511 So, this is it, Shangri-La. 01:09:10.513 --> 01:09:11.912 Myth made real. 01:09:11.914 --> 01:09:16.018 Shangri-La? That is not our name. 01:09:16.552 --> 01:09:18.118 We call it... 01:09:21.656 --> 01:09:24.157 How phlegmatic. What does it mean? 01:09:24.159 --> 01:09:25.795 "Keep out. We hate you." 01:09:26.495 --> 01:09:29.798 This valley is unsullied, precious. 01:09:30.398 --> 01:09:33.303 And so it shall remain. 01:09:34.536 --> 01:09:38.504 There is no place for you among us. 01:09:39.976 --> 01:09:43.209 But you're my kind, you're my fa... my family. 01:09:43.211 --> 01:09:46.415 No. I think not. 01:09:46.982 --> 01:09:48.916 It seems to me, you did not have to travel 01:09:48.918 --> 01:09:52.720 halfway around the world to find your kind. 01:09:53.120 --> 01:09:57.925 Man, killer of life, of hope, of dreams. 01:09:57.927 --> 01:10:01.095 Man talks of the magic of the world, 01:10:01.097 --> 01:10:02.930 but it is a prize, 01:10:02.932 --> 01:10:05.832 something to be claimed as proof of his worth. 01:10:05.834 --> 01:10:08.302 I mean, she has a point. 01:10:08.304 --> 01:10:13.274 These secrets you have seen, they are ours, and ours alone. 01:10:13.276 --> 01:10:15.842 The outside world must never learn the truths 01:10:15.844 --> 01:10:17.444 of our sacred valley. 01:10:17.446 --> 01:10:19.812 That is something we cannot allow. 01:10:19.814 --> 01:10:21.480 She's gonna kill us! 01:10:21.482 --> 01:10:22.582 Kill you? 01:10:22.584 --> 01:10:25.284 We are not monsters. 01:10:25.286 --> 01:10:26.352 Oh! 01:10:26.354 --> 01:10:28.288 Oh, gosh. 01:10:28.290 --> 01:10:31.257 For a minute there, I thought, just for a second, that maybe you were going... 01:10:31.259 --> 01:10:33.660 Throw them into the Inescapable Pit of Isolation 01:10:33.662 --> 01:10:35.596 and Miserable Disappointment. 01:10:35.598 --> 01:10:37.230 Oh. I'm sorry, what? 01:10:37.232 --> 01:10:40.400 There, you will spend the rest of your lives 01:10:40.402 --> 01:10:42.435 pondering your ill transgressions. 01:10:42.437 --> 01:10:43.736 You can't keep us here. 01:10:43.738 --> 01:10:45.638 It's barbaric! 01:10:45.640 --> 01:10:47.677 It is preservation. 01:10:52.313 --> 01:10:54.316 You fiends! 01:11:30.620 --> 01:11:33.756 Oh, this is awful. 01:11:35.223 --> 01:11:36.690 Yes. 01:11:36.692 --> 01:11:39.559 I'll be the laughingstock of the club, again. 01:11:39.561 --> 01:11:41.796 Yo no puedo creer. 01:11:41.798 --> 01:11:43.398 Look at him. 01:11:45.099 --> 01:11:46.334 Look! 01:11:48.771 --> 01:11:51.805 His dream is crushed, and you... 01:11:51.807 --> 01:11:53.809 you only talk of yourself. 01:11:54.608 --> 01:11:55.976 Well, what about my dreams? 01:11:55.978 --> 01:11:58.310 What? To belong to that silly club? 01:11:58.312 --> 01:12:01.782 These men do not like you, they do not respect you, 01:12:01.784 --> 01:12:04.253 they do not believe the things that you believe. 01:12:04.719 --> 01:12:08.355 So, why? Why do you wish to be one of them? 01:12:08.357 --> 01:12:09.792 Be... Because... 01:12:10.425 --> 01:12:12.428 Because they said I couldn't. 01:12:13.995 --> 01:12:16.629 You and Susan are not different at all, 01:12:16.631 --> 01:12:19.501 wanting to belong in all the wrong places. 01:12:20.936 --> 01:12:22.905 You could never understand. 01:12:25.874 --> 01:12:27.675 You know something, Lionel? 01:12:27.677 --> 01:12:31.343 All this time, I'm thinking you care more about these legends you chase 01:12:31.345 --> 01:12:34.213 than you do about people, but I'm wrong. 01:12:34.215 --> 01:12:37.786 There's only one legend Sir Lionel Frost really cares about. 01:12:39.220 --> 01:12:40.988 Is it a unicorn? 01:12:41.557 --> 01:12:44.659 Oh. Wait. You mean me, don't you? 01:12:45.093 --> 01:12:48.160 You were never interested in anyone but yourself. 01:12:48.162 --> 01:12:52.300 And yet, you are surprised that you always end up alone. 01:12:52.902 --> 01:12:54.570 You have me wrong. 01:12:54.937 --> 01:12:57.471 I am better than you think I am. 01:12:57.473 --> 01:12:58.975 Prove it. 01:12:59.575 --> 01:13:03.944 You talk about proof, but all you offer are words. 01:13:03.946 --> 01:13:06.445 Where is this great man, Sir Lionel? 01:13:06.447 --> 01:13:10.186 Where is the proof of him? Where is the proof of his worth? 01:13:11.153 --> 01:13:13.990 I think perhaps the great Sir Lionel Frost... 01:13:14.755 --> 01:13:16.491 is a myth. 01:13:37.345 --> 01:13:40.079 It is time to settle our debt, Susan. 01:13:40.081 --> 01:13:43.150 I promised I'd take you to the place you belong, 01:13:43.152 --> 01:13:45.485 and I'm a man of my word. 01:13:45.487 --> 01:13:49.124 The Elder is right. You don't belong here. 01:13:49.691 --> 01:13:52.260 Now, get up. We're leaving. 01:14:01.937 --> 01:14:04.841 Now, hold me tightly. 01:14:05.374 --> 01:14:06.972 Are you... Are you sure? 01:14:06.974 --> 01:14:08.409 Um, Adelina's watching. 01:14:08.411 --> 01:14:11.644 What? No, no. I want you to throw me out of the pit. 01:14:11.646 --> 01:14:14.881 Uh, I don't know. I think you might be a little too heavy. 01:14:14.883 --> 01:14:17.383 Nonsense. Now, give it all you've got. 01:14:22.590 --> 01:14:25.325 Oh. It's hard to know whose fault that was. 01:14:25.327 --> 01:14:26.493 Let's do it again. 01:14:33.000 --> 01:14:37.372 Oh! 01:14:38.540 --> 01:14:42.141 Adelina, throw something down. 01:14:45.613 --> 01:14:47.247 A rope would be better. 01:14:47.249 --> 01:14:50.318 I don't know. Three more of them, and we could build a ramp. 01:14:53.789 --> 01:14:55.291 Oh, that feels lovely. 01:15:03.330 --> 01:15:04.366 Oh, no! 01:15:10.371 --> 01:15:11.907 Um... 01:15:12.607 --> 01:15:13.909 nice place. 01:15:14.442 --> 01:15:16.044 Aah! 01:15:16.845 --> 01:15:20.046 The people we don't want here are leaving! 01:15:20.048 --> 01:15:21.815 Force them to stay! 01:15:23.818 --> 01:15:24.920 Aah! 01:15:47.642 --> 01:15:49.074 Tie this to your waist. 01:15:49.076 --> 01:15:51.811 We have a treacherous climb ahead of us. Quickly! 01:15:51.813 --> 01:15:54.249 I don't think I have my knot... Aah! 01:16:02.357 --> 01:16:04.658 This is where it ends, Frost. 01:16:05.827 --> 01:16:08.428 I can't allow you to go any further. 01:16:08.430 --> 01:16:09.495 Look at you. 01:16:09.497 --> 01:16:13.466 Hand in hand with apes and women. 01:16:13.468 --> 01:16:16.970 You'll never be one of us. 01:16:16.972 --> 01:16:19.041 Quite right. I never shall. 01:16:19.573 --> 01:16:22.141 You know, I really don't care to anymore. 01:16:22.143 --> 01:16:23.976 I have changed my mind. 01:16:23.978 --> 01:16:26.279 I... I have evolved. 01:16:26.281 --> 01:16:30.117 What? Heh! That's... That's preposterous. 01:16:30.119 --> 01:16:32.185 Of course you want to be one of us. 01:16:32.187 --> 01:16:34.221 We are great men! 01:16:34.223 --> 01:16:37.193 We shape the world! 01:16:38.660 --> 01:16:40.660 It's funny... 01:16:40.662 --> 01:16:42.294 I actually used to think that. 01:16:42.296 --> 01:16:46.434 But now... now I rather think the world shapes us. 01:16:47.001 --> 01:16:48.301 That was pretty good, wasn't it? 01:16:48.303 --> 01:16:49.872 One of you should write that down. 01:16:50.339 --> 01:16:52.471 - Excuse me. Can I borrow your... - Hmm? 01:16:52.473 --> 01:16:56.176 You would cast aside everything for that... 01:16:56.178 --> 01:16:58.613 that... thing? 01:16:59.247 --> 01:17:01.517 Yes. Yes, I would. 01:17:02.084 --> 01:17:04.851 And I'll have you know that that thing has a name. 01:17:04.853 --> 01:17:06.386 It's Susan. 01:17:06.388 --> 01:17:09.056 That thing is an abomination! 01:17:09.058 --> 01:17:11.423 That thing is more of a man than you'll ever be. 01:17:11.425 --> 01:17:13.226 And what's more, he's my friend, 01:17:13.228 --> 01:17:16.997 which is a far better prize than any fellowship with the likes of you. 01:17:16.999 --> 01:17:19.399 If you are still intent on doing him harm, 01:17:19.401 --> 01:17:22.502 then you'll have to find a way through me first. 01:17:22.504 --> 01:17:24.538 And me also. 01:17:24.540 --> 01:17:25.538 Yeah, and me. 01:17:25.540 --> 01:17:28.644 - You don't do that. - Oh, yeah. Right. 01:17:29.178 --> 01:17:30.976 Go through... Go through them. 01:17:41.255 --> 01:17:44.658 You can keep your missing link 01:17:44.660 --> 01:17:46.993 and your lost world. 01:17:46.995 --> 01:17:48.627 You're welcome to them. 01:17:59.540 --> 01:18:04.476 No one will ever know what you found here. 01:18:04.478 --> 01:18:09.716 And no one will ever remember your name. 01:18:14.557 --> 01:18:16.189 Uh, my Lord? 01:18:16.191 --> 01:18:19.825 Order will prevail! 01:18:21.129 --> 01:18:25.064 Civilization endures! 01:18:27.068 --> 01:18:29.435 You're a bad man. 01:18:32.807 --> 01:18:35.244 Run. 01:18:36.644 --> 01:18:38.147 Huh? 01:18:39.113 --> 01:18:40.814 Oh, bugger. 01:18:45.920 --> 01:18:47.155 Oh! 01:18:47.790 --> 01:18:49.122 Oh, no, no! 01:19:07.040 --> 01:19:09.878 Ugh! Why am I always dangly? 01:19:11.280 --> 01:19:13.046 Are we dead? 01:19:13.048 --> 01:19:14.650 Not yet. 01:19:15.616 --> 01:19:18.385 Seems you've had your day at last, Frost. 01:19:18.387 --> 01:19:21.320 Now... Now here comes the thaw. 01:19:21.322 --> 01:19:22.888 It doesn't have to be this way, Stenk. 01:19:22.890 --> 01:19:24.091 Piggot-Dunceby's gone. 01:19:24.093 --> 01:19:26.492 It ain't about the paycheck no more. 01:19:26.494 --> 01:19:29.662 Now it's just a matter of shallow, self-centered pride. 01:19:29.664 --> 01:19:33.434 Careful, Stenk. You know what they say pride comes before. 01:19:34.068 --> 01:19:35.771 Wait, I know this. 01:19:36.170 --> 01:19:38.238 Is it Tuesday? 01:19:43.210 --> 01:19:45.481 Hah! 01:19:46.714 --> 01:19:47.714 Aah! 01:19:58.526 --> 01:19:59.695 Wha...? 01:20:07.169 --> 01:20:08.169 Aah! 01:20:18.347 --> 01:20:21.250 Susan, try and reach the side! 01:20:34.062 --> 01:20:35.430 Oh! 01:20:38.866 --> 01:20:40.335 I can't get a hold! 01:21:12.500 --> 01:21:13.501 Yes. 01:21:26.915 --> 01:21:29.285 Oh, no! 01:21:40.161 --> 01:21:41.764 Aah! 01:22:15.930 --> 01:22:17.732 I wanted to say thank you 01:22:18.633 --> 01:22:20.499 for what you said back there. 01:22:20.501 --> 01:22:22.537 Ah, don't even mention it. 01:22:23.604 --> 01:22:24.604 Okay. 01:22:29.978 --> 01:22:31.714 So, what happens now? 01:22:37.184 --> 01:22:38.353 I... 01:22:39.054 --> 01:22:40.455 I don't know. 01:22:41.255 --> 01:22:46.560 Uh, well, it turns out I'm on the lookout for a new valet. 01:22:46.562 --> 01:22:48.028 Partner. 01:22:48.030 --> 01:22:49.363 Uh, partner. 01:22:49.365 --> 01:22:51.297 You wouldn't happen to know anyone, would you? 01:22:51.299 --> 01:22:53.231 I could ask around if you want. 01:22:53.233 --> 01:22:56.604 Maybe the guy in the village with the tongue. Would he be good? 01:22:57.304 --> 01:23:00.106 You, Mr. Link. I mean you. 01:23:00.108 --> 01:23:02.342 Me? 01:23:02.344 --> 01:23:05.145 Oh, my goodness! Yes, then. Well, yes. 01:23:05.147 --> 01:23:08.117 Of course! I do know someone! 01:23:10.384 --> 01:23:11.686 Hmm. 01:23:15.756 --> 01:23:16.858 Look! 01:23:35.844 --> 01:23:38.511 Your utopia sucks! 01:23:38.513 --> 01:23:39.945 Come along, Mr. Link. 01:23:39.947 --> 01:23:42.817 - Yeah, and get a haircut! - That's enough. 01:23:43.585 --> 01:23:45.150 And your accent's weird! 01:23:45.152 --> 01:23:48.387 Bigger person, Mr. Link. Be the bigger person. 01:23:56.630 --> 01:23:58.765 You have seen the world. 01:23:58.767 --> 01:24:01.470 Remember every moment of it, Susan. 01:24:02.536 --> 01:24:04.939 And you, Adelina? What did you see? 01:24:06.275 --> 01:24:08.076 I saw proof. 01:24:14.249 --> 01:24:17.350 You are a great man, Sir Lionel. 01:24:17.352 --> 01:24:19.555 But I deserve greater. 01:24:20.554 --> 01:24:23.256 It's time I went on my own adventure. 01:24:23.258 --> 01:24:27.763 Not for you, not for Aldous, not even for you, Susan. 01:24:28.196 --> 01:24:29.698 But for myself. 01:24:30.365 --> 01:24:31.900 Goodbye, gentlemen. 01:24:36.504 --> 01:24:38.640 Were you leaning in for a kiss there? 01:24:41.108 --> 01:24:43.476 I've been there before, yeah. I mean, I haven't, 01:24:43.478 --> 01:24:47.346 but I could imagine that's how it would go down with me, too. 01:24:56.023 --> 01:24:57.058 Ooh. 01:25:03.196 --> 01:25:04.832 This is it, Mr. Link! 01:25:07.602 --> 01:25:09.101 The Fiji mermaid! 01:25:10.472 --> 01:25:13.205 This, Mr. Link, might just provide the vital clue I need 01:25:13.207 --> 01:25:15.541 to the greatest discovery of the century. 01:25:15.543 --> 01:25:17.376 But I thought we did Shangri-La already. 01:25:17.378 --> 01:25:20.346 - No, no. Atlantis. - You don't say? 01:25:20.348 --> 01:25:22.448 I do say. I'd swear on it. 01:25:22.450 --> 01:25:24.050 And you know I'm nothing if not a man of my... 01:25:24.052 --> 01:25:25.351 Your word, yes, got it. 01:25:27.821 --> 01:25:30.556 Don't dally, my friend. Adventure awaits. 01:25:30.558 --> 01:25:31.891 Ha-ha! 01:25:31.893 --> 01:25:33.729 Oh, boy! 01:25:34.463 --> 01:25:36.997 Do I have time to get my bathing suit? 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