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<i>This man is worth $500,</i>

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<i>and this man's going to collect.</i>

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<i>He's Jake Cahill,</i>

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<i>and he lives by...</i>

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Bounty Law.

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You don't ever bring them in alive,
do you, Jake?

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Not when there's three of them
and one of me.

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What are you looking at,
bounty killer?

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I'm looking at an ugly owl-hoot
about to get his jaw busted.

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Amateurs try and take men in alive.

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- Amateurs usually don't make it.
<i>- Whether you're dead or alive,</i>

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<i>you're just a dollar sign
to Jake Cahill on</i> Bounty Law.

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<i>Thursdays at 8:30, only on NBC.</i>

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Hello, everybody.

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This is Allen Kincade on the set of the exciting hit
NBC and Screen Gems television series <i>Bounty Law.</i>

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Now, if you think you're seeing double,
don't adjust your television sets

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because, well, in a way, you are.

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To my right is <i>Bounty Law</i> series lead
and Jake Cahill himself, Rick Dalton.

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And to my left is Rick's stunt double,
Cliff Booth.

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Welcome, gentlemen, and thanks
for taking the time to visit with us.

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Well, it's our pleasure, Allen.

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So, Rick, explain to the audience
exactly what it is a stunt double does.

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Well...

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actors are required to do
a lot of dangerous stuff.

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Say Jake Cahill gets shot off his horse.

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Now, can I fall off a horse?

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Yes, I can, and, yes, I have.

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But say I fall off wrong and I sprain
my wrist or I twist my ankle.

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Now, that can put an undue burden on production
because now maybe I can't work for a week.

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So Cliff here is meant
to help carry the load.

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Is that how you'd describe
your job, Cliff?

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What, carrying his load? Yeah,
that's about right.

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Join me next week on the set of
<i>The Dick Van Dyke Show,</i>

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where I'll be talking to those comical
cutups, Morey Amsterdam and Rose Marie.

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Till then, this is Allen Kincade
signing off from Hollywood.

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I missed you.

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- The black one. And the flowers.
- Flowers, Ava, flowers.

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- And there's the small one.
- Can I see your tickets?

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Oh, good boy.

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Gina, Gina, Gina.

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The face in the misty light.

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- Hello, Mr. Schwarz.
- Hello, Gina.

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I, uh... I have a meeting with
a very handsome cowboy man.

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He's waiting for you in the bar.

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Well...

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since I just finished watching
a Rick Dalton fucking film festival,

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I think I know who you are. Put it there.

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Well, it's my pleasure, Mr. Schwartz.

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- And thank you for taking an interest.
- Schwarz, not Schwartz.

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Goddamn it to hell. I'm sorry about that.

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- It's my pleasure, Mr. Schwarz.
- Call me Marvin.

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Marvin, call me Rick.

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- Rick?
- Yeah.

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- Oh, is that your son? Ha-ha.
- My son?

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No, that's my stunt double, Cliff Booth.

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- Yeah.
- Good to meet you.

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We've worked together
since the last two seasons of <i>Bounty Law.</i>

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- Yeah?
- My car's in the shop, so he gave me a ride.

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<i>That's a big fucking lie.</i>

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<i>Rick got his driver's license taken away
for too many drunk-driving tickets.</i>

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<i>- Cliff drives him everywhere now.</i>
- Oh, fuck.

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- Well, sounds like a good friend.
- I try.

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I wanna send you greetings from my wife,
Mary Alice Schwarz.

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Oh, well, that's nice.

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Thanks a lot.

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We had a Rick Dalton double feature
in our screening room last night.

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Oh, well, that's both flattering
and embarrassing.

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What'd you see?

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Thirty-five mm prints of <i>Tanner</i>
and <i>The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.</i>

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I hope the, uh, Rick Dalton double feature

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wasn't too painful for you and the...
And the missus.

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Oh, no. "Painful." Stop. What are you saying?

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<i>Mary Alice loves Westerns.
Our whole courtship, we watched Westerns.</i>

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- Here you go.
- Thanks.

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<i>And we thoroughly enjoyed</i> Tanner.

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- Oh, that's nice.
- It's really good. And anyway, she goes to bed.

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<i>I open up a box of Havanas.</i>

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<i>I light up,
I pour myself a cognac and I watch...</i>

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<i>The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.</i>

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What a picture.

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- What a picture.
- Good picture, yeah.

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That is so much fun.

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All the shooting.

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- I love that stuff. You know, the killing.
- A lot of killing. Lot of killing, yeah.

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Now, gentlemen, the plan
is, we reverse our forces

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<i>und</i> drive the Allies back into the sea!

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- Genius.
- Panzer divisions come in,

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and we drive them here to the ocean.

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They'll be up against the wall.

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- They will have nowhere to go.
- Yes.

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This is the spot...

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Hermann!

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Open the curtains.

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Anybody order fried sauerkraut?!

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Burn, you Nazi bastards! Ha-ha-ha!

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That's you operating the
flamethrower, isn't it?

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Oh, you bet your sweet ass it was.
Yeah, yeah.

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- It was you?
- Yeah. And let me tell you,

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that's one shit-fuck crazy weapon
you do not wanna be on the wrong side of.

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Boy, oh, boy.

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You know, I practiced with that dragon, uh,

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three hours a day for two weeks.

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Not just because I wanted to look good
in the picture, but because I was...

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I was shit-scared of the damn
thing, to be honest.

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Mike fucking Lewis!

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Crisping them Nazis to hell!

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Oh, shit, that's...

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All right, that's too hot.
Anything we can do about that heat?

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- Rick, it's a flamethrower.
- Yeah.

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So I came to the office early today,

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and I watched two episodes
of <i>Bounty Law</i> on 16 mm.

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Jody Janice,

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wanted for cattle rustling in the
state of Wyoming, $425 dead or alive.

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And you brought him here to collect.

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I don't even know where here is.

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It was just the closest place.

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Caught up with him about
five miles outside of town.

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So, bounty killer,

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the name of this town is Janicetown.

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And that boy you killed...

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was Jody Janice.

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He was the baby boy of
Major Nathin Maxwell Janice.

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Who's Major Nathin Maxwell Janice?

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Well, I'll be sure and introduce you

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when he gets here.

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<i>Bounty Law.</i>

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<i>Starring Rick Dalton.</i>

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<i>Then a couple of the jokers over in archival
sent over a kinescope of a little treat featuring you.</i>

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♪ There's an old piano ♪

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♪ And they play it hot
Behind the green door ♪

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♪ Don't know what they're doing ♪

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♪ But they laugh a lot
Behind the green door ♪

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♪ Wish they'd let me in ♪

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♪ So I can find out
What's behind the green door ♪♪

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So you've been doing guest shots

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on episodic TV shows the
last couple of years?

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Yeah. Yeah.
I'm doing a pilot for CBS right now.

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It's called... It's called <i>Lancer.</i>
I play the heavy.

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Did a, ahem, Ron Ely <i>Tarzan.</i>

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I did a <i>Land of the Giants. Green Hornet.</i>

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I did that show, uh...

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<i>Bingo Martin</i> with that kid Scott Brown. Yeah.

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And I got a <i>F.B.I.</i> that airs this Sunday.

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You... You always play the
bad guy on these shows?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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So, and they have a fight
scene at the end of them?

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Well, not... Not...
Not <i>Land of the Giants</i> or <i>F.B.I.,</i>

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- but the rest, yeah. Yeah.
- And you lose in the fight?

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Yeah. Yeah, of course. I'm... I'm the heavy.

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Oh, that's an old trick
pulled by the networks.

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- Now, you take <i>Bingo Martin,</i> for example. Right?
- Mm-hm.

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So you got a new guy like Scott Brown.

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You wanna build up his bona fides, right?

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So you hire a guy from a
canceled show to play the heavy.

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Then at the end of the show, when they fight,

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it's hero besting heavy.

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But what the audience sees

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is Bingo Martin whipping Jake Cahill's ass.

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- You see?
- Mm-hm.

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Then next week, it's Ron Ely.

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And next week, it's Bob Conrad,

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wearing his tight pants, kicking your ass.

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Yeah.

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In another couple of years, playing punching
bag to every swinging dick new to the network,

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that's gonna have a psychological effect
on how the audience perceives you.

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Right.

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So, Rick,

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who's gonna kick the shit
out of you next week?

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Mannix? The Man from U.N.C.L.E.?

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The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.?

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How about Batman and Robin?

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Ping! Pow! Choom! Zoom!

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Down goes you.

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Down goes your career as a leading man.

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Or do you go to Rome and star in Westerns

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and win fucking fights?

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Ticket, señor?

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- All right, what's the matter, partner?
- Well...

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it's official, old buddy.

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- I'm a has-been.
- What are you talking about?

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- What did that guy tell you?
- He told me the goddamn truth, is what he told me.

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Whoa, whoa.

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- Oh, shit.
- Hey.

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- I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry about that.
- Here. Put these on.

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- Don't cry in front of the Mexicans.
- Son of a bitch.

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Now, what's got you so upset, man?

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If coming face-to-face with the failure
that is your career ain't worth crying about,

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- then I don't know what the fuck is.
- Right. That guy in there turn you down?

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No. He wants to help me
get into Italian movies.

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- Then what's the problem?
- I gotta do Italian goddamn movies!

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- That's the fucking problem!
- Come on.

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Fucking bullshit!
It doesn't matter whether I cry in public.

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Nobody remembers who the
fuck I am anyway, huh?

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.<i>..at the Hall of Justice in
town. The defense will try to prove the killing</i>

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<i>- of Kennedy was the product of a sick mind.</i>
- Fuck!

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- Thank you. Hey, let's go.
- Take me home, Cliff.

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Come on, take me home.

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<i>...as early as next Wednesday.</i>

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<i>More than 1000 Communists dead are reported in
new, large-scale fighting in South Vietnam.</i>

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<i>U.S. losses are said to be...</i>

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That's swell, man.

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Fucking hippie motherfuckers.

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<i>...and bases with rockets and mortar fire.</i>

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<i>As President Nixon was flying to Europe, he
received details of that fighting by radio.</i>

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♪ Always is always forever ♪

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♪ As long as one is one ♪

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<i>♪ Inside yourself for your father ♪</i>

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♪ All is one, all is one, all is one ♪

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<i>♪ It's time we put our love behind you ♪</i>

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♪ The illusion has been just a dream ♪

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<i>♪ The Valley of Death and I'll find you ♪</i>

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♪ Now is when on a sunshine beam ♪

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- Hot dog buns!
- Whoo!

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♪ For sure they shall surely see ♪

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<i>♪ No clothing, no tears, no hunger ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You shall see, you shall
see, you shall see ♪</i>

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♪ Always is always forever ♪

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<i>♪ As long as one is one ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Inside yourself for your father ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All is one, all is one, all is one ♪♪</i>

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Five years of ascent. Pfft.

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Ten years of treading water.

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And now a race to the bottom. Heh.

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Look, I never had much
of a career to speak of,

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so I can't say I really know how you feel.

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What are you talking about?
You're my stunt double.

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Come on, now. Shit.

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Rick, I'm your driver, man. I'm your gofer.

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I'm not complaining, man.
I like driving you around.

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I like doing shit around the house

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and house-sitting in the
Hollywood Hills when you're gone.

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But I haven't been a full-time
stuntman for a while now,

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and from where I'm standing, going to
Rome to star in movies does not sound

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like the fate worse than death
that you seem to think it is.

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Come on, now.
You ever seen an Italian Western, huh?

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They're awful. It's a fucking farce.

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Yeah, how many you seen? One? Two?

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I've seen enough, all right?
Nobody likes Spaghetti Westerns.

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Oh, hell, man, stay in L.A.
Give it what fer next pilot season.

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Nah, nah. I'm... I'm...

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I'm too insecure now to
score come pilot season.

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Besides, Screen Gems ain't gonna
have nothing good to say about me.

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- You know that.
- Shit. You made <i>Bounty Law.</i>

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Nobody's gonna forgive me
for that last season. No matter what I do,

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I'm always gonna be the horse's ass
that got <i>Bounty Law</i> canceled

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because I wanted some fucking
rinky-dink movie career.

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Tom. My friend.

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- I met him?
- No, you haven't met him.

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- You won't meet him because I don't think you'd like him.
- Why?

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Well...

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- Don't even joke.
- A joke? But they're scared.

00:18:57.000 --> 00:18:58.878
Holy shit. Heh.

00:18:59.840 --> 00:19:01.559
That was Polanski.

00:19:01.640 --> 00:19:03.199
That was Roman Polanski.

00:19:03.280 --> 00:19:07.035
He's lived there for a month now.
First time I seen him.

00:19:08.160 --> 00:19:10.152
Holy shit. Goddamn it.

00:19:13.440 --> 00:19:16.194
What do I always say?
Most important thing in this town is,

00:19:16.280 --> 00:19:18.636
when you're making money,
you buy a house in town.

00:19:18.760 --> 00:19:21.400
You don't rent. Eddie O'Brien taught me that.

00:19:21.480 --> 00:19:23.631
Hollywood real estate means you live here.

00:19:23.720 --> 00:19:27.111
You're not just visiting,
not just passing through.

00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:29.271
You fucking live here.

00:19:29.360 --> 00:19:33.149
Here I am flat on my ass,
and who I got living next door to me?

00:19:33.240 --> 00:19:36.392
The director of <i>Rosemary's</i> fucking
<i>Baby,</i> that's who.

00:19:36.480 --> 00:19:39.678
Polanski, the hottest director in
town right now, probably the world.

00:19:39.760 --> 00:19:42.070
He's my next-door fucking neighbor.
Heh-heh.

00:19:42.200 --> 00:19:45.159
I mean, shit.
I mean, who knows what could happen?

00:19:45.240 --> 00:19:49.837
I could... I could be one pool party away
from starring in a new Polanski movie.

00:19:49.920 --> 00:19:53.231
- So you're feeling better now?
- Yeah, yeah. Sorry about all that.

00:19:53.320 --> 00:19:57.109
- Give me my glasses back.
- Oh, come get them, fucker. Come...

00:19:57.200 --> 00:19:59.431
All right, all right, Audie Murphy, relax.

00:19:59.520 --> 00:20:01.955
- There you go.
- You gonna need me for anything else?

00:20:02.040 --> 00:20:04.953
Nah, nah, nah. I got a lot of
lines to learn for tomorrow.

00:20:05.040 --> 00:20:06.240
- Shit. All right.
- All right.

00:20:06.320 --> 00:20:08.312
- I'm gonna get my carcass on home.
- All right.

00:20:08.400 --> 00:20:10.631
- All right, 7:15 a.m.
- Seven-fifteen.

00:20:10.720 --> 00:20:12.518
- Out the door.
- Out the door.

00:20:12.600 --> 00:20:14.796
- In the car.
- All right, see you then.

00:23:06.680 --> 00:23:09.593
Hello, coming in. Hello.

00:23:09.680 --> 00:23:11.717
Hello, darling. Hello.

00:23:13.960 --> 00:23:15.679
Come here.

00:23:15.760 --> 00:23:17.319
Hello, sweetheart.

00:23:18.680 --> 00:23:19.830
How was your day?

00:23:21.320 --> 00:23:23.152
Wait till you see what I got for you.

00:23:23.240 --> 00:23:25.630
Wait until you see what I got for you.

00:23:26.640 --> 00:23:28.677
Look what I got for you.

00:23:28.800 --> 00:23:30.712
Gonna blow your mind, man.

00:23:32.720 --> 00:23:35.838
Ho-ho-ho! Come here. Come here.

00:24:41.280 --> 00:24:42.634
Was that a whine?

00:24:44.400 --> 00:24:47.632
What did I tell you about whining?
You whine, you don't eat.

00:24:47.720 --> 00:24:50.838
I will throw this shit in the trash.
I don't wanna, but I will.

00:24:52.200 --> 00:24:53.200
You understand?

00:24:55.040 --> 00:24:56.110
All right.

00:25:31.120 --> 00:25:35.592
<i>I waited at the bar till closing
time, but he never came back.</i>

00:25:37.160 --> 00:25:38.958
<i>Okay, Peggy, what happened?</i>

00:25:39.040 --> 00:25:41.680
<i>I don't know. Everything was fine.</i>

00:25:41.760 --> 00:25:43.240
<i>We had dinner at my house.</i>

00:25:43.360 --> 00:25:46.797
<i>- And afterwards, you know, while I was doing the dishes,</i>
- Tsk, tsk.

00:25:46.880 --> 00:25:48.553
<i>he and Tobey played.</i>

00:25:48.640 --> 00:25:51.474
<i>And then, at the club, Gabe was doing great.</i>

00:25:51.560 --> 00:25:53.711
<i>Then, wham, a sudden change.</i>

00:25:54.720 --> 00:25:57.076
<i>You know how musicians are.
They're temperamental cats.</i>

00:25:57.200 --> 00:25:59.271
<i>- Who knows what got into him?</i>
- Yeah.

00:26:05.240 --> 00:26:09.632
<i>Rick Dalton
rehearsal tape starting in five, four,</i>

00:26:09.720 --> 00:26:12.360
<i>three, two, one.</i>

00:26:12.440 --> 00:26:16.798
Pepe, get your behind behind that bar!
I got a guest.

00:26:16.880 --> 00:26:18.360
<i>Johnny says...</i>

00:26:18.440 --> 00:26:20.352
<i>Spanish, Spanish, Spanish.</i>

00:26:21.640 --> 00:26:24.109
<i>- How's the beans?</i>
- I've had worse.

00:26:25.800 --> 00:26:28.269
<i>Johnny says... Spanish.</i>

00:26:28.360 --> 00:26:29.919
<i>A toast.</i>

00:26:30.000 --> 00:26:32.435
To my wife and all my sweethearts.

00:26:32.520 --> 00:26:34.318
May they never meet.

00:26:35.880 --> 00:26:39.510
Señor Madrid, care to join me at my table
where I entertain my guests?

00:26:40.840 --> 00:26:43.958
<i>I would be delighted, Monsieur Dakota.</i>

00:26:45.560 --> 00:26:46.710
Take the bottle with you.

00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:50.511
<i>And Pepe comes over.</i>

00:26:51.040 --> 00:26:53.919
Hey, where's that chili pepper
daughter of yours with the fiddle?

00:26:55.160 --> 00:26:56.440
<i>She's asleep.</i>

00:26:56.480 --> 00:27:01.839
Well, wake her the heck up, get her down here with
her fiddle and her bow, and entertain my guests.

00:27:01.920 --> 00:27:05.596
<i>Sí, señor, but please don't
hurt her this time, I beg you.</i>

00:27:05.680 --> 00:27:09.151
I ain't gonna hurt her.
Just want her to play the fiddle.

00:27:09.280 --> 00:27:14.071
Fetch her and tell her I'll give her a fat $5 gold
piece, she play her little chili pepper heart out.

00:27:15.360 --> 00:27:18.592
So, Johnny, what else you heard about me?

00:27:18.680 --> 00:27:23.118
<i>I heard you're pushing
Lancer pretty hard, but Lancer has money.</i>

00:27:23.200 --> 00:27:27.114
<i>At some point,
he's gonna hire some guns and push back.</i>

00:27:29.760 --> 00:27:31.240
- Oops, sorry.
- It's okay.

00:27:31.320 --> 00:27:33.516
I'll open the door for you.

00:27:33.600 --> 00:27:34.716
You look good.

00:27:47.680 --> 00:27:49.990
- I think Steve's gonna be there too.
- Oh, yeah.

00:29:04.680 --> 00:29:06.080
Oh, look. They're here.

00:29:21.520 --> 00:29:24.319
Welcome to Playboy Mansion, Mr. Polanski.

00:29:24.400 --> 00:29:27.438
Hey, how are you doing, baby?

00:29:27.520 --> 00:29:29.989
Hey! How are you?

00:29:43.280 --> 00:29:44.555
Oh, Cass!

00:29:57.240 --> 00:29:58.240
Yeah!

00:30:04.480 --> 00:30:05.994
Yeah, baby!

00:30:08.560 --> 00:30:09.560
Yeah!

00:30:20.480 --> 00:30:22.039
Oh, yeah.

00:30:54.760 --> 00:30:56.479
I'm gonna tell you a story.

00:30:57.880 --> 00:31:00.679
She was engaged to him.

00:31:03.840 --> 00:31:08.915
Then she flew to the UK...

00:31:10.040 --> 00:31:12.236
to make a film with him,

00:31:12.320 --> 00:31:17.270
and broke off her engagement
with him and married him.

00:31:19.280 --> 00:31:23.035
Then they moved to Los Angeles,

00:31:23.120 --> 00:31:26.830
and the three of them have been inseparable.

00:31:27.880 --> 00:31:28.950
Really?

00:31:31.120 --> 00:31:32.270
What's up?

00:31:34.560 --> 00:31:36.756
Jay loves Sharon, that's what's up.

00:31:39.000 --> 00:31:40.070
And he knows...

00:31:41.560 --> 00:31:44.075
as sure as God made little green apples...

00:31:46.120 --> 00:31:48.999
that one of these days,
that Polish prick's gonna fuck things up,

00:31:49.080 --> 00:31:52.790
and when he does, Jay's gonna be there.

00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:55.156
Well, one thing's for sure.

00:31:55.240 --> 00:31:56.959
Yeah?

00:31:57.040 --> 00:31:58.269
What's that?

00:31:58.360 --> 00:32:01.273
Sharon absolutely has a type.

00:32:03.000 --> 00:32:07.313
Cute, short, talented guys who
look like 12-year-old boys.

00:32:08.320 --> 00:32:09.390
Yeah.

00:32:13.760 --> 00:32:15.592
I never stood a chance.

00:32:55.080 --> 00:32:57.276
Fuck you, Dr. Sapirstein.

00:33:40.960 --> 00:33:42.553
Oh, here we are.

00:33:45.760 --> 00:33:48.514
Tell transpo!
Gonna need to move all that out!

00:33:49.560 --> 00:33:52.120
Just a sec. Hold on, guys.

00:33:52.200 --> 00:33:53.118
Go ahead.

00:33:56.560 --> 00:33:58.536
- Maybe you can talk to him.
- Just talk to him.

00:33:58.560 --> 00:34:00.120
- Get that set in place.
- Hey.

00:34:00.720 --> 00:34:04.396
Ahem. I think the wind blew down
my TV antenna last night,

00:34:04.520 --> 00:34:08.912
so while I piss-fart around with wardrobe,
you mind going home and fixing it?

00:34:09.000 --> 00:34:12.072
I can. Can you talk to the
stunt gaffer about me today?

00:34:12.160 --> 00:34:15.153
- That way I'll know if I'm working this week or not.
- Yeah.

00:34:15.280 --> 00:34:16.680
I've been meaning to tell you.

00:34:16.760 --> 00:34:20.913
The guy who gaffs this,
he's best friends with Randy,

00:34:21.000 --> 00:34:24.437
the gaffer from <i>The Green Hornet,</i>
so there really ain't no point.

00:34:25.080 --> 00:34:27.470
Well, if you don't need me,
I'll pick you up at wrap.

00:34:27.560 --> 00:34:29.791
I don't need you. Not today.

00:34:29.920 --> 00:34:33.118
Go home, fix my antenna, do whatever.
See you at wrap.

00:34:36.400 --> 00:34:37.400
Hey!

00:34:38.600 --> 00:34:41.832
You're Rick fucking Dalton.
Don't you forget it.

00:34:51.920 --> 00:34:53.070
Hey, hey.

00:34:53.160 --> 00:34:56.358
Hey, buddy, I'm Rick Dalton.
You know where I'm supposed to go?

00:34:56.440 --> 00:35:00.320
- They're waiting for you in the makeup trailer.
- Where's the makeup trailer?

00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:02.517
Straight back the way you came, hard right.

00:35:07.480 --> 00:35:08.834
Oh, my God.

00:35:15.240 --> 00:35:16.674
Rick Dalton.

00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:18.075
Sam Wanamaker.

00:35:18.880 --> 00:35:20.951
Hey, Sam. Sorry about the wet hand.

00:35:21.040 --> 00:35:23.635
Oh, don't worry about it.
I'm used to it with Yul.

00:35:23.760 --> 00:35:28.277
I just want you to know, I'm the one who cast you,
and I could not be more delighted you're doing this.

00:35:28.360 --> 00:35:32.149
Oh, well, thank you, Sam. I...
I appreciate it. It's a good part.

00:35:32.240 --> 00:35:35.153
- Yeah, it is. Have you met Jim Stacy, the series lead?
- Uh...

00:35:35.320 --> 00:35:39.519
- Not yet, no. No.
- Well, you guys are going to be dynamite together.

00:35:39.680 --> 00:35:42.991
Mm. Mm. Well, it sounds exciting.

00:35:43.080 --> 00:35:45.197
Yeah, lightning in a bottle.

00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:48.318
- Now, you met Sonya, makeup and hair?
- Hi.

00:35:48.400 --> 00:35:52.360
- And this is Rebekka, who does costumes.
- Hello.

00:35:52.440 --> 00:35:53.358
- Hi.
- Howdy.

00:35:53.360 --> 00:35:55.352
I want a whole new look for Caleb.

00:35:55.440 --> 00:35:58.558
I don't want this Western costumed
the way they costumed <i>The Big Valley</i>

00:35:58.640 --> 00:36:00.950
and <i>Bonanza</i> for the last decade.

00:36:01.040 --> 00:36:03.680
I want a zeitgeist flair to the costumes.

00:36:05.240 --> 00:36:11.077
I mean, nothing anachronistic,
but where does 1869 and 1969 meet?

00:36:11.160 --> 00:36:13.914
Especially when it comes to you, Caleb.

00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:17.072
- Mm. Mm.
- First off, I want to give him a mustache.

00:36:17.160 --> 00:36:21.916
A big, droopy, Zapata-like mustache.

00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:24.037
Now, about his jacket.

00:36:24.160 --> 00:36:26.038
I want to give him a hippie jacket.

00:36:26.160 --> 00:36:28.311
Something he could wear
into the London Fog tonight

00:36:28.400 --> 00:36:31.279
- and look like the hippest guy in the room.
- Far out.

00:36:31.360 --> 00:36:34.512
We got a Custerjacket.
Fringes all down the arm.

00:36:34.600 --> 00:36:39.516
It's tan now, but I dye it dark brown,
he could hit the Strip in it tonight.

00:36:39.600 --> 00:36:41.637
That's my girl.

00:36:41.760 --> 00:36:44.673
- Now, Rick, about your hair.
- What about my hair?

00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:47.229
I want to go with a different hairstyle.

00:36:47.320 --> 00:36:50.518
- What?
- Something more hippie-ish.

00:36:50.600 --> 00:36:53.877
You... You... You...
You want me to look like a hippie?

00:36:53.960 --> 00:36:56.998
Well, think less hippie, more...

00:36:57.080 --> 00:36:58.514
Hells Angel!

00:37:01.400 --> 00:37:02.776
- Right. Say, Sam...
- Get me the...

00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:04.029
Sam. Sam, uh...

00:37:05.720 --> 00:37:07.632
if you got me covered up in all this...

00:37:07.720 --> 00:37:11.999
This junk, how's the
audience gonna know it's me?

00:37:13.040 --> 00:37:15.430
- I hope they don't.
- Mm.

00:37:16.040 --> 00:37:20.000
I don't want them to see Jake Cahill.

00:37:20.080 --> 00:37:21.878
I want them to see Caleb.

00:37:23.040 --> 00:37:25.874
I hired you to be an actor, Rick.

00:37:25.960 --> 00:37:29.158
Not a TV cowboy. You're better than that.

00:40:40.720 --> 00:40:44.509
<i>I've been meaning to tell
you, the guy who gaffs this,</i>

00:40:44.600 --> 00:40:47.672
<i>he's best friends with Randy,
the gaffer from</i> The Green Hornet,

00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:49.911
<i>so there really ain't no point.</i>

00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:06.755
Hey, Randy.

00:41:09.080 --> 00:41:10.080
Cliff.

00:41:11.120 --> 00:41:14.511
- So you're still with Rick, huh?
- Still here.

00:41:16.040 --> 00:41:18.316
- He in there?
- Yeah. Just knock.

00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:26.239
Look, just put him in the
wardrobe, all right?

00:41:26.320 --> 00:41:29.199
What's it gonna hurt?
Then if you need him, you got him, all right?

00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:32.796
But then I gotta have a conversation
with that wardrobe assistant,

00:41:32.880 --> 00:41:35.349
and, man, she's a fucking bitch.
I just don't... Please, I...

00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:38.433
Look, Randy,
I'm asking you to help me out, man.

00:41:38.520 --> 00:41:42.912
If the answer's no, the answer's
no, not no with excuses.

00:41:43.000 --> 00:41:44.000
Hey, man.

00:41:45.360 --> 00:41:48.797
This ain't a fucking Andy
McLaglen picture, you know?

00:41:48.880 --> 00:41:51.395
I can't afford to hire a bunch
of guys to smoke cigarettes

00:41:51.480 --> 00:41:55.269
and sit around talking to each other all day
on the chance that I might use them.

00:41:55.360 --> 00:41:59.400
I got a four-man team here, Rick. If I need
more than that, I gotta get it approved.

00:41:59.480 --> 00:42:01.949
And, you know, I gotta look after my dudes.

00:42:02.080 --> 00:42:04.993
Hey, and if your dudes
were a better match for me,

00:42:05.080 --> 00:42:09.233
I'd say, "Okay, you got me,"
but that's not the case, and you know it.

00:42:09.320 --> 00:42:11.312
- He's a great fucking match for me.
- Yeah, no...

00:42:11.400 --> 00:42:15.792
Hey, you could do anything you want to him.
Shit, throw him off a building, right?

00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:18.759
Light him on fire.
Hit him with a fucking Lincoln, right?

00:42:18.840 --> 00:42:22.197
Get creative. Do whatever you want.
He's just happy for the opportunity.

00:42:22.280 --> 00:42:23.760
- Rick.
- Yeah?

00:42:26.640 --> 00:42:27.756
I don't dig him.

00:42:30.040 --> 00:42:33.431
And I don't dig the vibe he brings on a set.

00:42:33.520 --> 00:42:36.160
What, is there some old
beef between the two of you?

00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:38.590
- Oh, come on, man.
- What? What?

00:42:38.680 --> 00:42:40.911
The dude killed his fucking wife.

00:42:42.840 --> 00:42:46.197
Come on, man. You don't
believe that old shit, do you?

00:42:46.280 --> 00:42:47.953
Yes, Rick, I do.

00:42:48.040 --> 00:42:51.272
And I work with my wife, and she believes it.

00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:53.397
She doesn't want his creepy ass around.

00:42:55.960 --> 00:42:59.590
You know, this is probably
the shittiest weather ever.

00:42:59.720 --> 00:43:04.920
The shittiest weather on the shittiest boat
with the shittiest person.

00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:09.791
Natalie, my sister, said, "He's a loser.
He's a loser."

00:43:09.880 --> 00:43:13.237
They all said it, "He's a fucking loser,"
and I didn't believe them.

00:43:13.360 --> 00:43:15.158
So I guess I'm the fucking idiot.

00:43:16.520 --> 00:43:18.079
And now you're not gonna talk to me?

00:43:18.160 --> 00:43:20.516
What, you don't feel like fighting?

00:43:20.600 --> 00:43:22.273
Well, I feel like fucking fighting

00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:28.197
because I've been up here by myself for four
hours on this fucking shithole of a boat.

00:43:28.560 --> 00:43:29.560
Yeah.

00:43:32.360 --> 00:43:35.273
He's a goddamn war hero. Fuck.

00:43:37.560 --> 00:43:38.835
Yeah, appreciate it.

00:43:43.360 --> 00:43:47.354
Okay, you fucking horse's ass.
Let's get you over to wardrobe.

00:43:50.760 --> 00:43:55.437
Now, I'll put you in wardrobe,
but you don't stunt, I don't pay you.

00:43:55.560 --> 00:43:58.519
Appreciate the opportunity, Randy.
I won't let you down.

00:43:58.600 --> 00:44:02.799
- You know my wife Janet, don't you?
- Yeah.

00:44:02.880 --> 00:44:04.109
Steer clear of her.

00:44:05.440 --> 00:44:08.478
Now, I admire Cassius Clay, I do.

00:44:08.560 --> 00:44:13.191
What I admire is, in his sport,
there's an element of true combat.

00:44:13.320 --> 00:44:18.236
When Cassius Clay meets Sonny Liston in the
ring, that's not two athletes posturing.

00:44:18.320 --> 00:44:20.232
That's combat.

00:44:20.320 --> 00:44:23.518
Two men trying to kill each other right now.

00:44:23.600 --> 00:44:24.795
If you don't beat him...

00:44:25.800 --> 00:44:26.995
he kills you.

00:44:28.000 --> 00:44:29.639
That's beyond athletics.

00:44:29.720 --> 00:44:33.316
That's beyond <i>Wide World of Sports,</i> you know?

00:44:33.440 --> 00:44:36.990
That's two warriors engaged in combat.
That's what I admire.

00:44:38.000 --> 00:44:40.720
In martial arts tournaments,
they won't let you fight like that.

00:44:40.800 --> 00:44:43.235
It's very frustrating.

00:44:43.320 --> 00:44:46.358
You stand in front of a guy,
and you just wanna let him have it.

00:44:47.680 --> 00:44:49.273
But you can't.

00:44:49.360 --> 00:44:53.320
So you gotta do this
playacting, patty-cake version.

00:44:53.400 --> 00:44:56.552
Cassius Clay. Sonny Liston. Joe Louis.

00:44:56.640 --> 00:44:59.314
The colored boxer,
not that white kickboxing asshole.

00:45:00.760 --> 00:45:03.719
They do what they need to do to win.

00:45:03.840 --> 00:45:08.198
They unleash as much punishment as
they have to to defeat the other guy.

00:45:09.360 --> 00:45:13.559
But in martial arts tournaments,
I do to win what they do to win.

00:45:13.640 --> 00:45:16.030
I unleash all my power.

00:45:17.240 --> 00:45:18.674
I kill people.

00:45:18.760 --> 00:45:21.070
If you fought Cassius Clay, who would win?

00:45:21.160 --> 00:45:23.914
Well, that would never happen.

00:45:24.000 --> 00:45:26.640
But if you did,
what do you think would happen?

00:45:27.800 --> 00:45:29.200
I'd make him a cripple.

00:45:32.360 --> 00:45:35.239
Hey, you. What's your name?

00:45:35.320 --> 00:45:37.118
- Me?
- Yeah, you.

00:45:39.120 --> 00:45:40.600
My name's Cliff.

00:45:40.680 --> 00:45:42.751
I'm Rick Dalton's stunt double.

00:45:42.840 --> 00:45:45.594
- Stuntman?
- Yeah.

00:45:45.720 --> 00:45:48.076
You know,
you're kind of pretty for a stuntman.

00:45:48.160 --> 00:45:49.992
That's what they tell me.

00:45:50.080 --> 00:45:53.312
So did I say something funny, stuntman?

00:45:54.360 --> 00:45:56.431
- Yeah, you kind of did.
- What's so funny?

00:45:57.480 --> 00:46:00.871
Look, I don't want any trouble.
I'm just here to do a job.

00:46:00.960 --> 00:46:04.431
But you're laughing at what I'm saying.
But I'm not saying anything funny.

00:46:04.520 --> 00:46:06.273
So, what do you think is so funny?

00:46:08.160 --> 00:46:09.640
What I think is...

00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:15.314
you're a little man with a
big mouth and a big chip,

00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:17.073
and I think you should be embarrassed

00:46:17.160 --> 00:46:22.076
to suggest you'd be anything more than a
stain on the seat of Cassius Clay's trunks.

00:46:22.160 --> 00:46:25.232
Brother, you're the one with the big mouth.

00:46:25.320 --> 00:46:29.951
And I would really enjoy closing it,
especially in front of all my friends.

00:46:30.040 --> 00:46:33.397
But my hands are registered
as lethal weapons.

00:46:33.480 --> 00:46:39.875
That means, we get into a fight,
I accidentally kill you, I go to jail.

00:46:39.960 --> 00:46:42.953
Anybody accidentally kills anybody
in a fight, they go to jail.

00:46:43.040 --> 00:46:46.590
It's called manslaughter. And I think
all that "lethal weapon" horseshit

00:46:46.680 --> 00:46:50.230
is just an excuse so you dancers
never have to get in a real fight.

00:46:51.880 --> 00:46:52.880
Okay.

00:46:53.960 --> 00:46:55.917
How about a friendly contest?

00:46:57.080 --> 00:46:59.037
No punching in the face.

00:46:59.120 --> 00:47:00.679
Two out of three.

00:47:00.760 --> 00:47:02.831
Who puts who on the ground first?

00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:07.199
Nobody tries to hurt nobody,
just who ends up on their butt?

00:47:11.680 --> 00:47:13.478
That's a great idea, Kato.

00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:29.391
- You know, Bruce, that guy's kind of famous.
- That guy?

00:47:29.480 --> 00:47:30.880
For what?

00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:33.395
Killed his wife and got away with it.

00:47:33.480 --> 00:47:34.630
That guy?

00:47:34.720 --> 00:47:35.790
That guy.

00:48:00.880 --> 00:48:02.280
Not bad, Kato.

00:48:03.560 --> 00:48:04.755
Try that again.

00:48:46.840 --> 00:48:47.990
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:48:48.880 --> 00:48:51.270
What the fuck is going on here?

00:48:51.360 --> 00:48:55.593
Hey, jackass, this is our series lead.
What the fuck are you thinking?

00:48:55.680 --> 00:48:57.911
You're right, Janet. I'm sorry about that.

00:48:58.000 --> 00:49:00.640
Don't fucking "Janet" me, you prick.

00:49:00.720 --> 00:49:02.996
Hey. What's up, babe?

00:49:03.080 --> 00:49:06.437
What's up, Randy, is that your loser asshole,

00:49:06.520 --> 00:49:10.355
wife-killing buddy boy here was beating
the shit out of Bruce.

00:49:10.440 --> 00:49:11.440
What?

00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:13.434
- Hey, Randy.
- Cliff.

00:49:13.520 --> 00:49:15.318
What the fuck, man?

00:49:15.760 --> 00:49:19.197
Let me just say,
nobody beat the shit out of Bruce.

00:49:19.280 --> 00:49:21.511
It was a friendly contest.
He barely touched me.

00:49:21.600 --> 00:49:23.956
I think that dent in the car
says something different.

00:49:25.640 --> 00:49:27.871
Oh, my God!

00:49:27.960 --> 00:49:30.429
What the fuck did you do to my car?!

00:49:30.520 --> 00:49:32.671
What the fuck did you do to her car?

00:49:33.120 --> 00:49:36.830
I threw this little prick into it,
but I did not know it was her car.

00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:41.437
Get the wardrobe off,
get your shit, and get fucked!

00:49:41.520 --> 00:49:42.520
- Janet!
- What?

00:49:42.600 --> 00:49:45.593
- I will handle this.
- Then fucking handle it, Randy.

00:49:46.960 --> 00:49:47.960
Cliff...

00:49:49.080 --> 00:49:54.075
get the wardrobe off, get your
shit, and get off the lot.

00:49:57.680 --> 00:49:58.680
Fair enough.

00:50:32.720 --> 00:50:34.518
Aww. What's the matter?

00:50:35.280 --> 00:50:41.629
Are you afraid I'll tell Jim Morrison you
were dancing to Paul Revere and the Raiders?

00:50:41.720 --> 00:50:43.677
Are they not cool enough for you?

00:50:53.160 --> 00:50:55.038
Who's this shaggy asshole?

00:50:57.560 --> 00:50:58.755
Hello? Can I help you?

00:50:58.840 --> 00:51:01.594
Oh, yeah. Hey, man. I'm looking for Terry.

00:51:01.680 --> 00:51:04.798
I'm a friend of Terry's and Dennis Wilson's.

00:51:04.880 --> 00:51:08.669
Well, Terry and Candy don't live here anymore.
This is the Polanski residence now.

00:51:08.760 --> 00:51:10.592
Really? He moved?

00:51:11.880 --> 00:51:12.880
Dang.

00:51:14.080 --> 00:51:15.912
You know...? You know where?

00:51:16.040 --> 00:51:20.114
I'm not sure, really, but the owner of the
property, Paul, might. He's in the guest house.

00:51:21.880 --> 00:51:22.950
Who is it, Jay?

00:51:23.040 --> 00:51:25.760
It's okay, honey. It's a friend of Terry's.

00:51:26.840 --> 00:51:30.038
- Yeah, just take the back path.
- Thank you kindly.

00:51:32.120 --> 00:51:33.120
Ma'am.

00:51:49.320 --> 00:51:51.596
- All right, that's an hour!
- Hey, Rick.

00:51:51.720 --> 00:51:56.033
I know theyjust broke for lunch, but you need
to wait at least an hour before you can eat.

00:51:56.120 --> 00:51:58.999
- Give that glue a chance to dry.
- Oh, no worries, honey.

00:51:59.080 --> 00:52:03.757
I got my book.
Say, say, where's the bad-guy saloon?

00:52:03.840 --> 00:52:08.232
You just go straight through the Western town, take
a right and a left, and you see it right there.

00:52:08.320 --> 00:52:11.233
- Thanks, honey.
- Yeah, that's better. That's better. Yeah.

00:52:12.280 --> 00:52:14.397
Can we move to number two?

00:52:14.480 --> 00:52:16.233
How is his bounce?

00:52:16.360 --> 00:52:17.635
Can I get a bounce there?

00:52:17.720 --> 00:52:19.916
Just grab the crescent
wrench, come right back.

00:52:20.000 --> 00:52:21.514
Just make it a quick one.

00:52:22.840 --> 00:52:25.309
- Tim!
- Looks great. Right there.

00:53:11.200 --> 00:53:12.200
Hello.

00:53:15.000 --> 00:53:16.000
Hello.

00:53:18.600 --> 00:53:19.600
Hello.

00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:27.195
Would it bother you if I sat next to you
and read my book too?

00:53:29.600 --> 00:53:30.600
I don't know.

00:53:32.080 --> 00:53:33.309
Would you bother me?

00:53:34.200 --> 00:53:35.714
I'll try not to.

00:53:39.160 --> 00:53:40.230
Sit.

00:54:25.280 --> 00:54:26.280
Bleh.

00:54:27.480 --> 00:54:29.392
Sorry. Sorry about that.

00:54:36.720 --> 00:54:37.995
You don't eat lunch?

00:54:39.280 --> 00:54:41.556
I've got a scene after lunch.

00:54:41.640 --> 00:54:42.640
Yeah?

00:54:44.200 --> 00:54:47.511
Eating lunch before I do
a scene makes me sluggish.

00:54:47.600 --> 00:54:51.719
I believe it's the job of an actor...
And I say "actor," not "actress,"

00:54:51.800 --> 00:54:54.634
because the word "actress" is nonsensical.

00:54:54.720 --> 00:54:59.158
It's the actor's job to avoid
impediments to their performance.

00:54:59.240 --> 00:55:03.871
It's the actor's job to strive
for 100 percent effectiveness.

00:55:03.960 --> 00:55:07.556
Naturally, we never succeed,
but it's the pursuit...

00:55:08.840 --> 00:55:09.910
that's meaningful.

00:55:11.680 --> 00:55:14.639
- Who are you?
- You can call me Marabella.

00:55:14.720 --> 00:55:17.474
Mar... Marabella what?

00:55:17.560 --> 00:55:19.119
Marabella Lancer.

00:55:19.200 --> 00:55:22.477
No, no, come on, come on.
What's your real name?

00:55:24.560 --> 00:55:28.634
When we're on set, I'd prefer to only
be referred to by my character's name.

00:55:28.760 --> 00:55:31.878
It helps me invest in
the reality of the story.

00:55:32.000 --> 00:55:36.552
I've tried it both ways, and I'm always just a
tiny bit better when I don't break character.

00:55:36.640 --> 00:55:40.236
And if I can be a tiny bit
better, I want to be.

00:55:43.520 --> 00:55:46.399
You're the bad guy. Caleb DeCoteau.

00:55:50.080 --> 00:55:53.357
I thought it was pronounced Caleb "Dakota."

00:55:53.880 --> 00:55:56.156
I'm pretty sure it's "DeCoteau."

00:55:58.920 --> 00:56:01.037
- DeCoteau.
- Mm-hm.

00:56:02.120 --> 00:56:04.396
DeCoteau. DeCoteau.

00:56:06.200 --> 00:56:07.200
Hm.

00:56:22.880 --> 00:56:24.234
What are you reading?

00:56:25.560 --> 00:56:28.029
It's a biography on Walt Disney.

00:56:28.120 --> 00:56:29.759
It's fascinating.

00:56:29.840 --> 00:56:31.718
He's a genius, you know.

00:56:31.800 --> 00:56:35.237
I mean, a once-in-every-50-or-100-years
kind of genius.

00:56:35.320 --> 00:56:36.720
What are you, 12?

00:56:38.360 --> 00:56:39.430
I'm 8.

00:56:40.440 --> 00:56:41.669
What are you reading?

00:56:43.760 --> 00:56:44.955
Just a Western.

00:56:45.040 --> 00:56:48.033
What does that mean? Is it good?

00:56:48.120 --> 00:56:51.158
- Pretty good.
- What's the story?

00:56:52.480 --> 00:56:54.233
I haven't finished it yet.

00:56:54.320 --> 00:56:57.472
I didn't ask for the whole story.

00:56:57.600 --> 00:56:59.353
What's the idea of the story?

00:57:00.800 --> 00:57:01.995
Well...

00:57:02.080 --> 00:57:05.596
it's about this guy who's a bronco buster.

00:57:06.600 --> 00:57:08.637
It's the story of his life.

00:57:09.960 --> 00:57:11.713
Guy's name is Tom Breezy,

00:57:11.800 --> 00:57:14.872
but everyone always calls him Easy Breezy.

00:57:14.960 --> 00:57:17.600
Now, when Easy Breezy was in his 20s

00:57:17.680 --> 00:57:20.718
and young and good-looking,

00:57:20.800 --> 00:57:24.111
he could break any horse
that you could throw at him.

00:57:24.200 --> 00:57:27.113
Back then, he just had a way.

00:57:27.240 --> 00:57:33.271
Now he's into his late 30s and he takes
a bad fall, and it messes up his hip.

00:57:33.360 --> 00:57:38.276
He's not... He's not... He's not
crippled or anything like that, but...

00:57:38.360 --> 00:57:42.798
But he's got spine problems he never
had before, and he spends, uh...

00:57:44.760 --> 00:57:48.390
more of his days in pain
than he ever did before.

00:57:48.480 --> 00:57:50.790
Jeepers, this sounds like a good novel.

00:57:52.440 --> 00:57:53.635
Yeah, it's not bad.

00:57:55.280 --> 00:57:56.475
Where are you in it?

00:57:57.600 --> 00:57:58.829
About midway.

00:58:00.640 --> 00:58:03.030
What's happening to Easy Breezy now?

00:58:04.280 --> 00:58:05.839
He's, um... He...

00:58:07.800 --> 00:58:09.553
He's not the best anymore.

00:58:10.760 --> 00:58:12.717
In fact, far from it. And...

00:58:14.480 --> 00:58:18.235
he's coming to terms with what
it's like to be slightly more...

00:58:21.400 --> 00:58:22.400
use...

00:58:30.640 --> 00:58:34.190
Slightly more useless each day.

00:58:50.360 --> 00:58:52.272
It's okay, Caleb.

00:58:52.360 --> 00:58:53.953
It's okay.

00:58:54.040 --> 00:58:56.475
It sounds like a really sad book.

00:58:56.560 --> 00:58:58.517
Poor Easy Breezy.

00:58:58.600 --> 00:59:01.115
I'm practically crying and
I haven't even read it.

00:59:03.120 --> 00:59:06.511
- About 15 years, you'll be living it.
- What?

00:59:09.840 --> 00:59:12.594
Nothing, pumpkin puss. I'm just...

00:59:13.640 --> 00:59:15.154
I'm just teasing you.

00:59:16.440 --> 00:59:18.079
You know something? You, uh...

00:59:19.640 --> 00:59:22.474
You might be right about this book.

00:59:22.560 --> 00:59:25.473
I think it hits harder
than I gave it credit for.

00:59:27.680 --> 00:59:30.912
I don't like names like "pumpkin puss,"

00:59:31.880 --> 00:59:35.999
but since you're upset,
we'll talk about that some other time.

01:00:30.560 --> 01:00:34.839
- I'm only going as far as Westwood Village.
- Hey, beggars can't be choosers.

01:00:34.920 --> 01:00:35.920
- Come on in.
- Thanks.

01:00:56.440 --> 01:00:58.352
- Thank you so much.
- My pleasure.

01:00:59.480 --> 01:01:01.199
- Good luck on your adventure.
- Thank you.

01:01:01.280 --> 01:01:03.795
- Have a good time in Big Sur.
- Thank you so much.

01:01:03.880 --> 01:01:05.075
- Take care.
- You too.

01:02:11.480 --> 01:02:14.075
- Oh, hey.
- Hello.

01:02:14.160 --> 01:02:16.516
How can I help you, young lady?

01:02:16.960 --> 01:02:18.030
Oh.

01:02:19.320 --> 01:02:23.473
I'm here to pick up a first edition of Thomas
Hardy's <i>Tess of the d'Urbervilles</i> I ordered.

01:02:23.560 --> 01:02:24.835
It's under Polanski.

01:02:24.920 --> 01:02:27.196
- Yeah, you're talking books there, kid.
- Oh, I know.

01:02:27.280 --> 01:02:28.794
- Isn't it wonderful?
- Yeah. Oh, man.

01:02:28.880 --> 01:02:30.314
- I just read it.
- Yeah.

01:02:30.400 --> 01:02:32.790
I'm getting it as a gift for my husband.

01:02:35.680 --> 01:02:38.070
- Rick Dalton?
- You bet.

01:02:38.160 --> 01:02:41.073
Jim Stacy. This is my show. Welcome aboard.

01:02:41.160 --> 01:02:44.153
We're real glad to have a pro like you
playing the heavy on the pilot.

01:02:44.280 --> 01:02:49.480
And I gotta tell you, I came damn close
to being in <i>The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.</i>

01:02:49.560 --> 01:02:50.755
- No kidding.
- Yeah.

01:02:50.840 --> 01:02:52.479
Let me tell you, I...

01:02:52.560 --> 01:02:54.791
I just got my part by sheer luck.

01:02:54.880 --> 01:02:58.396
Up until two weeks before
shooting, Fabian was in the part.

01:02:58.480 --> 01:03:02.599
Then he breaks his shoulder doing a
<i>Virginian.</i> That's how I got it, so...

01:03:02.680 --> 01:03:03.680
Ah.

01:03:05.160 --> 01:03:08.915
Hey, Rick, I gotta ask you
something I heard about.

01:03:09.000 --> 01:03:12.072
Was it true you almost got the McQueen part
in <i>The Great Escape?</i>

01:03:13.640 --> 01:03:16.678
- Hilts, isn't it?
- Captain Hilts, actually.

01:03:16.760 --> 01:03:18.592
- Seventeen escape attempts.
- Eighteen.

01:03:18.680 --> 01:03:22.754
Never had an audition. Never had a meeting.
Never met John Sturges.

01:03:22.840 --> 01:03:25.435
So, no, I don't think you could say I...

01:03:25.520 --> 01:03:27.557
I almost got the part, but...

01:03:27.640 --> 01:03:29.916
- Tunnel man, engineer.
- Flier.

01:03:30.040 --> 01:03:34.398
- I suppose what's called in the American Army a hotshot pilot.
- Tsk.

01:03:34.480 --> 01:03:38.599
But the story goes, for a brief moment,

01:03:38.680 --> 01:03:42.754
McQueen almost passed on the movie,
and during that brief moment,

01:03:42.880 --> 01:03:45.475
I, apparently, was on a list of four.

01:03:45.560 --> 01:03:46.755
You have other plans?

01:03:47.080 --> 01:03:51.996
I haven't seen Berlin yet from the ground or
from the air, and I plan on doing both before the war's over.

01:03:52.080 --> 01:03:53.480
You and who?

01:03:53.600 --> 01:03:56.832
- Me and... Me and three Georges.
- Which three Georges?

01:03:56.920 --> 01:03:58.479
Peppard, Maharis and Chakiris.

01:03:58.560 --> 01:04:00.074
- Oh, man.
- Yeah.

01:04:00.160 --> 01:04:01.480
That's gotta hurt.

01:04:01.560 --> 01:04:03.631
Yeah, well, I didn't get it,

01:04:03.720 --> 01:04:05.040
McQueen did it,

01:04:05.120 --> 01:04:08.113
and, frankly, I never had a chance.

01:04:09.480 --> 01:04:11.870
Ten days isolation, Hilts.

01:04:11.960 --> 01:04:12.996
Captain Hilts.

01:04:13.080 --> 01:04:15.117
Twenty days.

01:04:15.200 --> 01:04:16.200
Right.

01:04:17.320 --> 01:04:20.154
Oh, you'll still be here when I get out?

01:04:21.600 --> 01:04:22.600
Cooler.

01:05:18.280 --> 01:05:21.034
- One, please.
- Seventy-five cents.

01:05:23.920 --> 01:05:26.435
What if I'm in the movie?

01:05:27.000 --> 01:05:28.116
What do you mean?

01:05:28.200 --> 01:05:30.874
I mean, I'm in the movie.

01:05:30.960 --> 01:05:32.440
I'm Sharon Tate.

01:05:33.280 --> 01:05:34.953
- You're in this?
- Mm-hm.

01:05:35.080 --> 01:05:37.311
I play Miss Carlson, the Klutz.

01:05:38.640 --> 01:05:39.676
That's me.

01:05:41.480 --> 01:05:44.154
But that's the girl
from <i>Valley of the Dolls.</i>

01:05:45.600 --> 01:05:49.879
Well, that's me,
the girl from <i>Valley of the Dolls.</i>

01:05:50.880 --> 01:05:52.997
- Really?
- Really.

01:05:55.480 --> 01:05:57.312
Hey, Rubin! Come out here.

01:06:00.960 --> 01:06:03.839
This is the girl
from <i>Valley of the Dolls.</i>

01:06:03.920 --> 01:06:06.151
- Patty Duke?
- No, the other one.

01:06:06.240 --> 01:06:08.232
- The girl from <i>Peyton Place?</i>
- No, the other one.

01:06:08.360 --> 01:06:10.750
The one who ends up doing dirty movies.

01:06:11.120 --> 01:06:12.270
Ohh.

01:06:12.720 --> 01:06:15.474
- She's in this movie.
- Sharon Tate.

01:06:15.880 --> 01:06:20.716
Well, welcome to the Bruin, Miss Tate.
Thank you for coming to our theater.

01:06:21.120 --> 01:06:23.555
- Would you like to come in and see the show?
- Could I?

01:06:23.920 --> 01:06:25.240
By all means.

01:06:26.240 --> 01:06:27.240
Thank you.

01:06:29.240 --> 01:06:32.039
- Hey, can I get a picture?
- Oh, sure.

01:06:32.120 --> 01:06:33.120
Okay.

01:06:37.280 --> 01:06:41.752
You know, why don't you stand over by the
poster so people will know who you are.

01:06:41.840 --> 01:06:44.150
Okay. Could you?

01:06:56.800 --> 01:06:58.314
Would you like some refreshments?

01:06:58.400 --> 01:07:00.517
- Oh, I'm fine. Thank you.
- Enjoy the show.

01:07:37.960 --> 01:07:40.600
<i>- Can I ask you a personal question?</i>
<i>- I wish you would.</i>

01:07:40.680 --> 01:07:44.799
<i>How did a nice boy like you get involved
with a group like the Heads?</i>

01:07:44.880 --> 01:07:48.351
<i>I turned to them after I was rejected
by the Daughters of the American Revolution.</i>

01:08:11.560 --> 01:08:13.438
<i>Very pleasant hotel here.</i>

01:08:14.560 --> 01:08:16.199
<i>- Mr. Helm?
- Yes?</i>

01:08:16.320 --> 01:08:17.515
<i>Oh!</i>

01:08:21.200 --> 01:08:22.680
<i>I'm Freya.</i>

01:08:22.760 --> 01:08:24.797
<i>Welcome to Denmark, Mr. Helm.</i>

01:08:25.720 --> 01:08:28.997
<i>- These are for you. Street maps, places of interest.
- Hm.</i>

01:08:29.080 --> 01:08:31.595
<i>- This is for you too.
- Hm.</i>

01:08:32.160 --> 01:08:34.072
<i>- What year was that?
- 1949.</i>

01:08:34.160 --> 01:08:37.437
<i>- Oh, that's a very good year.
- I'm here to help you in any way I can.</i>

01:08:37.520 --> 01:08:40.319
<i>- That's very nice of you.
- Is there anything you'd like me to do?</i>

01:08:40.400 --> 01:08:43.074
<i>- Yes, ma'am, a couple things.
- Yes, sir.</i>

01:08:43.160 --> 01:08:46.631
<i>Would you mind getting off
my camera case, please?</i>

01:08:46.720 --> 01:08:48.280
<i>- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Oh, that's all right.</i>

01:08:48.360 --> 01:08:50.477
<i>- I'm so sorry.
- That's okay.</i>

01:08:50.560 --> 01:08:51.630
<i>I'm sorry about...</i>

01:08:53.000 --> 01:08:54.639
<i>Welcome to Denmark.</i>

01:09:03.200 --> 01:09:06.238
<i>This is some kind of hotel you've got here.</i>

01:09:08.480 --> 01:09:10.551
<i>Half a bottle is better than none.</i>

01:09:20.160 --> 01:09:21.310
Morning, partner.

01:09:22.360 --> 01:09:24.591
Probably come by to see you later.

01:09:58.320 --> 01:09:59.993
That's far enough, jughead.

01:10:01.240 --> 01:10:02.833
Name's not jughead.

01:10:04.040 --> 01:10:06.316
What you doing around here, boy?

01:10:06.400 --> 01:10:09.359
I'm thirsty. That's a saloon, ain't it?

01:10:09.440 --> 01:10:12.592
Oh, yeah, that's a saloon.

01:10:12.680 --> 01:10:15.240
- Only you can't come in.
- Mr. Gilbert.

01:10:17.120 --> 01:10:20.192
Don't let me stop you
from earning your money.

01:10:22.720 --> 01:10:27.158
I know how bored and restless you get
when you run out of tamales.

01:10:28.640 --> 01:10:30.916
But, Mr. Gilbert, if I was you,

01:10:32.320 --> 01:10:34.630
I'd find out that jughead's name.

01:10:36.280 --> 01:10:38.670
Allow me to introduce the two of you.

01:10:40.640 --> 01:10:42.632
This here is Bob Gilbert.

01:10:44.080 --> 01:10:45.480
The Businessman?

01:10:45.560 --> 01:10:46.789
That's right.

01:10:47.440 --> 01:10:51.878
Business Bob Gilbert.
And who might he be, Caleb?

01:10:51.960 --> 01:10:54.520
Well, that's a fella by the name of Madrid.

01:10:56.000 --> 01:10:57.480
Johnny Madrid.

01:10:58.440 --> 01:11:00.397
Who's Johnny Madrid?

01:11:06.560 --> 01:11:08.279
He ain't from round here.

01:11:08.640 --> 01:11:10.472
No, really.

01:11:10.560 --> 01:11:11.596
Who is he, Caleb?

01:11:16.320 --> 01:11:18.232
Oh, you're about to find out...

01:11:19.960 --> 01:11:21.030
Businessman.

01:11:38.760 --> 01:11:41.719
Ready when you are, Gilbert.

01:12:23.760 --> 01:12:25.433
Johnny Madrid.

01:12:31.120 --> 01:12:32.600
How long has it been?

01:12:32.680 --> 01:12:36.196
Since that time in
Juárez, about three years ago.

01:12:36.840 --> 01:12:39.674
Well, come on in and have a drink.

01:12:39.760 --> 01:12:42.195
Hell, in that case...

01:12:44.360 --> 01:12:46.556
buy you a drink, Caleb?

01:12:46.640 --> 01:12:47.835
Sure, Johnny.

01:12:49.360 --> 01:12:51.750
How about some mezcal?

01:12:51.840 --> 01:12:53.957
Like that time in Juárez.

01:12:55.360 --> 01:12:57.795
A lot of people died that day.

01:12:57.880 --> 01:12:59.394
Yes, they did.

01:13:00.680 --> 01:13:03.320
But we had a good time.

01:13:03.440 --> 01:13:04.556
Didn't we?

01:13:04.640 --> 01:13:06.711
Yeah, we did.

01:13:07.760 --> 01:13:09.433
After you, DeCoteau.

01:13:10.680 --> 01:13:13.832
Pepe! Get your behind behind that bar.

01:13:13.920 --> 01:13:15.354
I have a guest.

01:13:31.920 --> 01:13:33.149
How's the beans?

01:13:34.760 --> 01:13:36.035
I've had worse.

01:13:38.600 --> 01:13:39.795
One dollar.

01:13:43.320 --> 01:13:46.518
To my wife and all my sweethearts.

01:13:47.560 --> 01:13:49.074
May they never meet.

01:13:56.000 --> 01:14:00.916
Señor Madrid, you care to join me at my table
where I entertain my guests?

01:14:01.040 --> 01:14:03.475
I'd be delighted, Monsieur DeCoteau.

01:14:05.560 --> 01:14:07.074
Take the bottle with you.

01:14:09.280 --> 01:14:10.475
So, Johnny...

01:14:13.040 --> 01:14:14.838
what brings you to Arroyo del Oro?

01:14:14.920 --> 01:14:17.879
Oh, you know me, Caleb.

01:14:17.960 --> 01:14:18.960
Money.

01:14:20.760 --> 01:14:22.991
And who's paying around here?

01:14:23.080 --> 01:14:24.150
I hope you.

01:14:24.760 --> 01:14:25.760
Ah.

01:14:26.520 --> 01:14:28.955
And what have you heard about me?

01:14:29.040 --> 01:14:30.872
I heard about the Lancer Ranch.

01:14:30.960 --> 01:14:33.156
All the cattle you've appropriated.

01:14:33.280 --> 01:14:36.557
A lot of land, a lot of cows,
a lot of money, no law to speak of,

01:14:36.640 --> 01:14:40.873
and nothing but an old man
and some Mexican ranch hands to shoo you off.

01:14:43.440 --> 01:14:48.071
Say, where's that chili pepper
daughter of yours with the fiddle?

01:14:48.160 --> 01:14:49.913
She's asleep.

01:14:50.040 --> 01:14:55.160
Wake her the heck up, get her down here with her
fiddle and her bow, and entertain my guest.

01:14:58.560 --> 01:15:00.870
But, please, don't hurt her this time.

01:15:02.400 --> 01:15:03.959
I ain't gonna hurt her.

01:15:04.640 --> 01:15:06.996
I just want her to play the fiddle.

01:15:11.200 --> 01:15:14.272
Line? "Go... Go fetch her and tell her" what?

01:15:14.400 --> 01:15:17.518
"Go fetch her and tell her
I'll give her a fat $5 gold piece..."

01:15:17.600 --> 01:15:21.435
Right. Go fetch her and tell her
I'll give her a fat $5 gold piece,

01:15:21.520 --> 01:15:23.637
she play her little chili
pepper heart out, right?

01:15:23.720 --> 01:15:24.756
- Right.
- Got it.

01:15:31.360 --> 01:15:33.238
I ain't gonna hurt her.

01:15:33.320 --> 01:15:35.596
I just want her to play the fiddle.

01:15:35.680 --> 01:15:38.798
Now, go fetch her and tell her
I'll give her a fat $5 gold piece,

01:15:38.880 --> 01:15:41.952
she play her little chili pepper heart out.

01:15:42.040 --> 01:15:43.040
Go on.

01:15:48.040 --> 01:15:49.793
So, Johnny,

01:15:50.960 --> 01:15:53.520
what else you heard? Hmm?

01:15:54.320 --> 01:15:56.880
I heard you're pushing Lancer pretty hard,

01:15:56.960 --> 01:15:59.759
but Lancer's got money.

01:16:00.840 --> 01:16:02.911
At some point,

01:16:03.000 --> 01:16:05.356
he's gonna hire some guns

01:16:05.440 --> 01:16:07.557
and push back.

01:16:14.520 --> 01:16:17.672
- Line. Line. Line, line, line.
- "Maybe he already has."

01:16:20.520 --> 01:16:21.840
Maybe...

01:16:21.920 --> 01:16:24.456
- Goddamn it! I fucked this whole thing
up, Sam. - Keep going!

01:16:24.480 --> 01:16:26.096
- I fucked this up.
- Fight through it.

01:16:26.120 --> 01:16:28.237
Can we just go back? Please, can we just cut?

01:16:28.320 --> 01:16:31.119
- No, really, just say the fucking line!
- No, really, Sam, please.

01:16:31.200 --> 01:16:33.216
- "Maybe he already has."
- All right, all right!

01:16:33.240 --> 01:16:35.357
- "Maybe he already has!"
- All right, goddamn it!

01:16:35.440 --> 01:16:37.830
All right, all right! Whoo!

01:16:38.280 --> 01:16:41.717
You're a goddamn outlaw, Rick. Come on, now.
Ahem. Whoo!

01:16:42.400 --> 01:16:43.880
I got it. I got it.

01:16:45.160 --> 01:16:46.514
Go back a bit, would you?

01:16:46.600 --> 01:16:48.114
No, he's right. Back to one.

01:16:49.400 --> 01:16:51.471
- Okay, now, use all that, baby.
- I'm gonna use it.

01:16:51.560 --> 01:16:53.597
- Oh, I'm gonna use it.
- Put it all inside.

01:16:53.680 --> 01:16:55.114
Mm-hm. I'm gonna use it.

01:16:57.120 --> 01:16:58.120
And...

01:16:59.120 --> 01:17:00.120
action.

01:17:03.320 --> 01:17:05.710
I heard you're pushing Lancer pretty hard,

01:17:05.800 --> 01:17:08.360
but Lancer's got money.

01:17:09.440 --> 01:17:11.397
At some point,

01:17:11.520 --> 01:17:15.833
he's gonna hire some guns and push back.

01:17:19.360 --> 01:17:21.397
Maybe he already has.

01:17:23.200 --> 01:17:24.200
Maybe.

01:17:27.480 --> 01:17:29.119
Maybe I don't like Lancer.

01:17:30.520 --> 01:17:32.398
Maybe I don't like his boots.

01:17:34.000 --> 01:17:38.313
Maybe I don't like the way
he uses those boots to step on people.

01:17:42.480 --> 01:17:44.153
What the fuck was that?!

01:17:44.240 --> 01:17:46.675
Jesus Christ!

01:17:46.760 --> 01:17:47.989
Fuck!

01:17:48.080 --> 01:17:50.311
Piece of shit.

01:17:50.400 --> 01:17:52.392
Fucking damn it, Rick, I swear to God.

01:17:52.560 --> 01:17:57.077
Forgot your fucking lines, embarrassed yourself
like that in front of all those goddamn people!

01:17:57.200 --> 01:18:03.231
Well, you were drinking all night, fucking drinking
again, eight goddamn fucking whiskey sours.

01:18:04.480 --> 01:18:06.472
Fucking bullshit.

01:18:08.400 --> 01:18:10.710
You're a fucking miserable drunk.

01:18:10.800 --> 01:18:13.110
Not fucking remembering your fucking lines.

01:18:13.240 --> 01:18:16.995
I practiced them, and now I don't
look like I goddamn practiced them!

01:18:17.080 --> 01:18:19.356
You're sitting there like a fucking baboon!

01:18:21.360 --> 01:18:23.079
Fuck! Eight fucking whiskey sours.

01:18:23.160 --> 01:18:26.153
I couldn't stop at fucking three or four.
I have eight!

01:18:26.240 --> 01:18:29.870
Why?! You're a fucking alcoholic.
You fucking drink too much, huh?

01:18:29.960 --> 01:18:32.350
Every fucking night. Every fucking night.

01:18:32.440 --> 01:18:34.557
That's it, that's fucking it!

01:18:34.640 --> 01:18:35.598
That's fucking it.

01:18:35.600 --> 01:18:37.910
You stop drinking right now, all right?

01:18:38.000 --> 01:18:41.596
Make a promise to yourself.
You're gonna stop fucking drinking.

01:18:41.680 --> 01:18:42.716
Oh, fuck it.

01:18:46.360 --> 01:18:47.360
Damn it!

01:18:48.280 --> 01:18:52.274
You show that little fucking girl.
You're gonna show that goddamn Jim Stacy.

01:18:52.400 --> 01:18:56.553
You're gonna show all of them on that goddamn
fucking set who the fuck Rick Dalton is, all right?

01:18:56.640 --> 01:18:58.791
Let me tell you something.

01:18:58.920 --> 01:19:01.515
You don't get these lines right,

01:19:01.600 --> 01:19:04.559
I'm gonna blow your
fucking brains out tonight.

01:19:04.640 --> 01:19:09.112
All right? Your brains are gonna be
splattered all over your goddamn pool.

01:19:09.200 --> 01:19:11.112
I mean it, motherfucker.

01:19:11.200 --> 01:19:12.634
Get your shit together.

01:20:18.680 --> 01:20:20.478
- Better? Okay.
- It's great.

01:21:46.360 --> 01:21:47.510
Hey!

01:21:48.560 --> 01:21:49.560
Hi.

01:21:57.120 --> 01:21:58.120
Shit.

01:22:04.840 --> 01:22:07.275
Fuck you, you fucking pig!

01:22:07.400 --> 01:22:09.232
Oh, no.

01:22:24.760 --> 01:22:25.796
Hello, hot stuff.

01:22:26.560 --> 01:22:29.029
- Looks like third time's the charm.
- Mm.

01:22:29.160 --> 01:22:30.276
How were those pickles?

01:22:33.520 --> 01:22:36.592
Real good. They were the fancy kind.

01:22:36.720 --> 01:22:38.234
- Mm.
- Mm.

01:22:39.840 --> 01:22:40.840
Give me a lift?

01:22:41.200 --> 01:22:42.395
Where are you going?

01:22:43.920 --> 01:22:45.354
I'm going to Chatsworth.

01:22:46.200 --> 01:22:47.200
Chatsworth?

01:22:48.520 --> 01:22:52.992
You hitch up and down Burbank Boulevard all day
till someone says they'll drive you to Chatsworth?

01:22:54.080 --> 01:22:55.639
Tourists love to drive me.

01:22:55.720 --> 01:22:57.776
I'm their favorite part of their L.A.
vacation, you know?

01:22:57.800 --> 01:23:01.430
They'll be telling stories
about the Hollywood hippie girl

01:23:01.520 --> 01:23:05.196
that they gave a ride to the movie ranch
for the rest of their lives.

01:23:05.280 --> 01:23:06.714
Wait, Spahn Movie Ranch?

01:23:07.760 --> 01:23:10.594
- Yeah.
- That's where you're going? Spahn Movie Ranch?

01:23:10.960 --> 01:23:13.077
- Uh-huh.
- Why you going there?

01:23:13.880 --> 01:23:14.880
I live there.

01:23:15.600 --> 01:23:18.195
- Alone?
- No.

01:23:18.280 --> 01:23:19.475
Me and my friends.

01:23:21.040 --> 01:23:25.273
So you and a bunch of friends like
you all live at Spahn Movie Ranch?

01:23:26.840 --> 01:23:27.840
Yeah.

01:23:30.000 --> 01:23:31.673
Well, hop in. I'll take you there.

01:23:32.520 --> 01:23:33.520
Great!

01:23:43.280 --> 01:23:46.352
- Go down here and get on the Hollywood Freeway.
- I know where it is.

01:23:48.960 --> 01:23:51.998
Are you some old cowboy guy
that used to make movies there?

01:23:52.080 --> 01:23:53.116
Whoa.

01:23:53.960 --> 01:23:55.599
What?

01:23:55.680 --> 01:23:58.559
I'm just surprised how accurate
that description of me really is.

01:23:58.640 --> 01:24:02.350
Some old cowboy guy that used to shoot movies
at Spahn Ranch.

01:24:03.120 --> 01:24:07.990
So you used to make Westerns at the ranch
back in the old-timey days?

01:24:10.200 --> 01:24:16.276
Well, if by "the old-timey days,"
you mean television eight years ago, yeah.

01:24:16.360 --> 01:24:17.714
Are you an actor?

01:24:17.800 --> 01:24:19.439
No, I'm a stuntman.

01:24:20.680 --> 01:24:21.750
You're a stuntman.

01:24:23.600 --> 01:24:24.670
That's way better.

01:24:25.760 --> 01:24:27.160
Why is that way better?

01:24:28.440 --> 01:24:29.510
Actors are phony.

01:24:29.800 --> 01:24:32.713
- Oh.
- Theyjust say lines that other people write

01:24:32.920 --> 01:24:36.038
and pretend to murder people
on their stupid TV shows.

01:24:36.640 --> 01:24:39.792
Meanwhile, real people are being murdered
every day in Vietnam.

01:25:02.640 --> 01:25:04.359
Want me to suck your cock while driving?

01:25:13.200 --> 01:25:14.236
How old are you?

01:25:15.480 --> 01:25:16.516
What?

01:25:16.960 --> 01:25:18.314
How old are you?

01:25:20.600 --> 01:25:21.600
Wow, man.

01:25:22.960 --> 01:25:26.271
That's the first time anybody
asked that in a long time.

01:25:26.840 --> 01:25:27.910
What's the answer?

01:25:30.400 --> 01:25:33.313
Okay. We gonna play kiddie games?

01:25:35.120 --> 01:25:37.760
Eighteen. Feel better?

01:25:37.840 --> 01:25:41.959
You got some ID, you know,
like a driver's license or something?

01:25:42.040 --> 01:25:43.315
Are you joking?

01:25:43.400 --> 01:25:44.400
No, I'm not.

01:25:44.840 --> 01:25:50.871
I need to see something official that verifies that
you're 18, which you don't have because you're not.

01:25:54.480 --> 01:25:57.040
Talk about a bring-down bummer, dude.

01:25:57.120 --> 01:25:58.236
That's you.

01:25:58.320 --> 01:25:59.320
Yeah.

01:26:04.080 --> 01:26:07.437
Obviously, I'm not too young to fuck you.

01:26:08.520 --> 01:26:10.432
But obviously, you are too old to fuck me.

01:26:11.680 --> 01:26:14.957
What I'm too old to do is
go to jail for poontang.

01:26:17.280 --> 01:26:20.114
Prison's been trying to get me all my life.
It ain't got me yet.

01:26:20.200 --> 01:26:21.714
The day it does,

01:26:21.800 --> 01:26:23.473
it won't be because of you.

01:26:24.360 --> 01:26:25.555
No offense.

01:26:29.200 --> 01:26:30.496
<i>You all right, honey?</i>

01:26:30.520 --> 01:26:32.751
She's just fine, ain't you, shorty?

01:26:32.840 --> 01:26:34.718
<i>I'm fine, Scott.</i>

01:26:34.840 --> 01:26:37.616
<i>They haven't
hurt you?</i> MAN: Camera's ready, Mr. Dalton.

01:26:39.880 --> 01:26:41.109
I'll be right out.

01:26:42.520 --> 01:26:43.840
<i>The war.</i>

01:26:45.040 --> 01:26:47.794
<i>I rode with the British cavalry in Indi...</i>

01:27:40.040 --> 01:27:42.157
Stand by, guys. We're going in five.

01:27:57.480 --> 01:27:59.437
Lancer's boys are here!

01:28:00.480 --> 01:28:02.199
The old man here?

01:28:02.280 --> 01:28:03.475
Nada.

01:28:04.000 --> 01:28:05.480
But the son is.

01:28:07.640 --> 01:28:09.199
Ah. Heh-heh.

01:28:09.680 --> 01:28:11.160
The one from Boston.

01:28:12.440 --> 01:28:13.440
I don't know.

01:28:14.280 --> 01:28:15.714
You from Boston?

01:28:15.800 --> 01:28:16.870
Yes.

01:28:16.960 --> 01:28:18.474
It's the Boston one!

01:28:20.200 --> 01:28:22.112
Keep the others outside.

01:28:23.240 --> 01:28:24.674
Let the brother come in.

01:28:26.200 --> 01:28:27.998
You heard him, Boston.

01:28:36.920 --> 01:28:39.879
Come on in, Boston. Heh.

01:28:40.040 --> 01:28:41.520
See, honey?

01:28:41.600 --> 01:28:43.910
I told you they'd come to parlay.

01:28:45.440 --> 01:28:46.715
You all right, honey?

01:28:46.840 --> 01:28:49.878
Oh, she's just fine.

01:28:49.960 --> 01:28:51.076
Ain't you, shorty?

01:28:52.840 --> 01:28:54.069
I'm fine, Scott.

01:28:54.880 --> 01:28:56.200
They haven't hurt you?

01:28:56.800 --> 01:28:58.917
Not yet, I ain't.

01:28:59.000 --> 01:29:00.832
But that can all change...

01:29:01.960 --> 01:29:02.960
like that.

01:29:06.680 --> 01:29:07.680
Say...

01:29:08.280 --> 01:29:09.953
where'd you get that limp?

01:29:11.400 --> 01:29:12.720
- From the war.
- Mm.

01:29:14.000 --> 01:29:15.036
Which side?

01:29:16.120 --> 01:29:18.954
I rode with the British cavalry in India.

01:29:20.760 --> 01:29:22.638
What'd they call that outfit?

01:29:23.400 --> 01:29:24.880
Bengal Lancers.

01:29:28.800 --> 01:29:30.837
Now, now, now, that is funny.

01:29:30.920 --> 01:29:33.389
- That is funny.
- That's not so funny.

01:29:33.480 --> 01:29:34.800
Don't you get it?

01:29:34.880 --> 01:29:37.714
"Bengal Lancer"? Hm?

01:29:38.320 --> 01:29:39.720
Oh, yeah.

01:29:39.800 --> 01:29:41.473
I get it now.

01:29:41.560 --> 01:29:44.120
- That is kind of funny.
- It is.

01:29:44.760 --> 01:29:47.753
You do know kidnapping is a hanging offense.

01:29:48.240 --> 01:29:50.755
So is blowing the heads off little girls.

01:29:52.720 --> 01:29:55.315
But they can only hang me once, right?

01:29:56.560 --> 01:29:57.560
So...

01:29:58.960 --> 01:30:00.599
you come down here for a...

01:30:00.680 --> 01:30:02.990
For a Boston social?

01:30:03.080 --> 01:30:05.720
- Or we gonna talk price?
- How much?

01:30:06.280 --> 01:30:09.876
I'd say $50,000 would buy me

01:30:09.960 --> 01:30:13.431
a whole lot of chicken mole in Mexico.

01:30:13.520 --> 01:30:15.000
That's a lot of money.

01:30:15.080 --> 01:30:17.436
Well, she's a lot of little girl.

01:30:17.520 --> 01:30:18.840
Or don't you agree?

01:30:19.880 --> 01:30:20.880
I agree.

01:30:22.720 --> 01:30:23.915
So, what's next?

01:30:24.760 --> 01:30:29.391
I'll send one of my boys out to your ranch
to fill you in on all the details...

01:30:31.040 --> 01:30:35.080
but the one detail I'm gonna
fill you in on right now is this:

01:30:36.280 --> 01:30:41.071
I don't want no beaner bronco buster
handing me that $50,000.

01:30:41.160 --> 01:30:44.358
I want the old man himself.

01:30:44.440 --> 01:30:50.038
Murdoch Lancer puts $50,000 in my lap...

01:30:50.120 --> 01:30:53.318
or I heave this little pitcher down a well!

01:30:53.400 --> 01:30:55.960
You got that, Boston?!

01:30:56.320 --> 01:30:57.470
Huh?

01:30:57.920 --> 01:30:58.920
Yeah.

01:30:59.960 --> 01:31:01.792
All right, messenger boy.

01:31:03.240 --> 01:31:04.833
Deliver my message.

01:31:11.560 --> 01:31:15.031
Give me evil, sexy Hamlet.

01:31:15.120 --> 01:31:16.952
Settle into it.

01:31:17.040 --> 01:31:18.360
Enjoy it.

01:31:19.200 --> 01:31:20.350
And cut!

01:31:22.960 --> 01:31:24.314
Oh, boy.

01:31:24.400 --> 01:31:26.869
I didn't hurt you there,
Marabella, with that throw, did I?

01:31:27.000 --> 01:31:29.469
No, no, no. I'm good. I got pads on.

01:31:30.080 --> 01:31:34.791
And I throw myself on the floor just for fun,
even when I'm not getting paid.

01:31:35.320 --> 01:31:36.320
The gate's clean.

01:31:36.720 --> 01:31:39.155
Rick, Rick, Rick.

01:31:39.240 --> 01:31:40.879
Put her there.

01:31:40.960 --> 01:31:42.110
- That was it.
- Really?

01:31:42.200 --> 01:31:43.475
That was absolutely fantastic.

01:31:43.600 --> 01:31:44.875
- Oh, thank you.
- I loved it.

01:31:44.960 --> 01:31:49.000
Hey, and your idea about throwing the little girl
on the ground, that just worked like a charm.

01:31:49.080 --> 01:31:52.357
- I figured you said Shakespeare, so... Yeah.
- That's right. That was...

01:31:52.440 --> 01:31:54.557
That's what I mean by "scare me."

01:31:54.640 --> 01:31:57.030
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- Evil Hamlet scares people.

01:31:57.120 --> 01:31:59.589
- All right.
- Oh, and by the way...

01:31:59.680 --> 01:32:01.797
- "Beaner bronco buster"?
- Yeah.

01:32:01.880 --> 01:32:04.475
- Where the hell did that come from?
- I don't know. Improv.

01:32:04.560 --> 01:32:09.271
That was wonderful. It was just...
That was a triple alliterative improv.

01:32:09.360 --> 01:32:10.919
You don't hear those too often.

01:32:11.000 --> 01:32:12.776
- Okay? We're all good.
- All right. We don't...?

01:32:12.800 --> 01:32:15.360
- Don't need to go again?
- No, we're done. That was fantastic.

01:32:15.440 --> 01:32:18.035
- All right.
- Okay, moving on. We're in the bordello.

01:32:18.120 --> 01:32:19.120
Next setup!

01:32:23.320 --> 01:32:27.155
That was the best acting I've
ever seen in my whole life.

01:32:28.560 --> 01:32:29.560
Thank you.

01:32:47.880 --> 01:32:49.758
Rick fucking Dalton.

01:33:02.680 --> 01:33:03.716
That's a car.

01:33:05.200 --> 01:33:06.759
That's a strange car.

01:33:08.040 --> 01:33:09.713
Snake, go see who's outside.

01:33:22.840 --> 01:33:24.320
So who is it?

01:33:24.400 --> 01:33:25.675
I ain't for sure yet.

01:33:26.360 --> 01:33:28.272
It's a bitchin' yellow Coupe de Ville.

01:33:29.280 --> 01:33:30.475
Keep an eye on him.

01:34:19.680 --> 01:34:20.680
Come on.

01:34:37.800 --> 01:34:39.598
Where the hell is everybody?

01:34:48.840 --> 01:34:49.956
Hey, where's Gypsy?

01:34:50.400 --> 01:34:52.153
She's down by the chop shop.

01:34:58.960 --> 01:35:01.111
- Hey!
- Hello!

01:35:01.200 --> 01:35:04.272
Gypsy! I want you to come meet my new friend.

01:35:04.600 --> 01:35:08.480
Some old-looking dude in a Hawaiian
shirt who just gave Pussycat a ride home.

01:35:08.840 --> 01:35:10.194
He just gave her a lift?

01:35:10.320 --> 01:35:14.633
Nope. She's bringing him
down the ranch to meet everybody.

01:35:14.760 --> 01:35:17.280
Stay by the door.
Tell me if he starts coming this way.

01:35:19.200 --> 01:35:21.635
- Welcome to our community.
- Thanks for having me.

01:35:21.720 --> 01:35:24.076
And thank you for giving our
precious Pussy a ride home.

01:35:24.160 --> 01:35:25.480
Think nothing of it.

01:35:25.560 --> 01:35:27.392
We love Pussy.

01:35:27.480 --> 01:35:28.709
Yes, we do.

01:35:28.800 --> 01:35:30.837
Hey, where is everybody?
Where's the children?

01:35:30.920 --> 01:35:33.515
Everybody left for Santa Barbara.

01:35:33.600 --> 01:35:35.159
Really?

01:35:35.240 --> 01:35:37.277
Charlie's gone? Everybody left?

01:35:37.360 --> 01:35:40.432
Well, not everybody-everybody,
but mostly everybody.

01:35:43.320 --> 01:35:44.320
Drag.

01:35:45.560 --> 01:35:47.313
I really wanted Cliff to meet Charlie.

01:35:48.560 --> 01:35:50.711
I think Charlie's really gonna dig you.

01:35:50.800 --> 01:35:53.110
- Angel, hold up.
- Well, maybe next time.

01:35:53.200 --> 01:35:54.640
Yeah, you got to come back.

01:35:55.920 --> 01:35:58.116
- Yeah?
- Yeah, sure.

01:35:59.480 --> 01:36:02.279
So how's it all comparing to your glory days?

01:36:02.400 --> 01:36:04.357
Well, things have changed.

01:36:07.680 --> 01:36:09.717
Not a bad mount, Connie.

01:36:09.800 --> 01:36:11.917
I used to ride horses every
day back in Tennessee.

01:36:12.000 --> 01:36:14.276
- Is that right?
- Every day?

01:36:14.360 --> 01:36:16.317
Well, every week.

01:36:16.400 --> 01:36:18.039
All right.

01:36:18.120 --> 01:36:19.839
Ain't she just darling?

01:36:23.440 --> 01:36:26.638
So my name is Lulu.

01:36:26.720 --> 01:36:27.949
This is Tex.

01:36:28.640 --> 01:36:33.431
We're gonna be leading you on a great trail ride
through the beautiful Santa Susana canyons.

01:36:33.520 --> 01:36:36.797
Now, Curt, I hear you're
already an experienced rider.

01:36:36.880 --> 01:36:39.190
- Yes.
- Yeah, and so are you, Connie?

01:36:39.280 --> 01:36:40.634
- Yes, I am.
- Hey, Tex?

01:36:40.720 --> 01:36:43.952
- Come here.
- So if you're both experienced riders,

01:36:44.040 --> 01:36:47.272
I guess we'll just make
this ride about having fun.

01:36:47.360 --> 01:36:48.510
You ready to have some fun?

01:36:48.600 --> 01:36:51.513
So Pussycat brought back some guy with her.

01:36:51.600 --> 01:36:54.120
- Gypsy wants you to go give him a look-see.
- Yeah. Sure thing.

01:37:14.120 --> 01:37:17.113
Oh, and here's someone you
absolutely have to meet.

01:37:17.200 --> 01:37:19.590
One of our most favorite sons.

01:37:19.680 --> 01:37:22.320
Tex, come on over here and say hi to Cliff.

01:37:22.440 --> 01:37:24.591
- Howdy, Cliff.
- Tex.

01:37:24.680 --> 01:37:28.310
- What part of Texas you from?
- Oh, a place you never heard of.

01:37:28.400 --> 01:37:29.318
Copeville.

01:37:29.320 --> 01:37:31.551
Ah. Ever been to Houston?

01:37:31.640 --> 01:37:33.120
Course I have.

01:37:33.240 --> 01:37:35.709
Yeah, I spent two weeks once
on a Houston chain gang.

01:37:35.800 --> 01:37:37.154
In August, no less.

01:37:37.600 --> 01:37:39.557
That doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun.

01:37:40.160 --> 01:37:43.119
It's the last cop's jaw I ever
broke, I can tell you that.

01:37:47.480 --> 01:37:48.480
Man...

01:37:49.680 --> 01:37:51.319
Charlie's gonna dig you.

01:37:52.280 --> 01:37:54.590
The Hawaiian guy seems to be okay.

01:37:54.720 --> 01:37:56.791
Everybody's talking all friendly.

01:37:57.240 --> 01:37:59.072
- Enjoy your day!
- Thank you.

01:38:00.440 --> 01:38:02.520
Tex checked him out,
and now he's riding away.

01:38:03.000 --> 01:38:05.435
If he comes this way, let me know.

01:38:08.160 --> 01:38:10.800
Hey, does George Spahn still own this ranch?

01:38:11.200 --> 01:38:12.873
Yeah, George still owns it.

01:38:13.560 --> 01:38:15.995
- Does he still live here?
- Yeah.

01:38:16.080 --> 01:38:18.993
Does he still live right there?

01:38:19.120 --> 01:38:20.120
Yeah.

01:38:20.200 --> 01:38:21.520
Is he here now?

01:38:22.080 --> 01:38:23.275
I guess so.

01:38:25.200 --> 01:38:27.920
So George gave you all permission to be here?

01:38:29.040 --> 01:38:30.190
Course he did.

01:38:30.280 --> 01:38:31.919
And y'all take care of him?

01:38:32.960 --> 01:38:35.236
Oh, we take care of George.

01:38:35.320 --> 01:38:36.515
We love George.

01:38:38.840 --> 01:38:42.595
Is there anything wrong
with me saying hello to an old friend?

01:38:42.680 --> 01:38:44.512
You can't see him right now.

01:38:44.600 --> 01:38:46.876
Why can't I see him right now?

01:38:48.440 --> 01:38:49.669
Because he's napping.

01:38:51.880 --> 01:38:53.200
This is his nap time.

01:39:03.400 --> 01:39:06.074
Well, I think I'll just go see for myself.

01:39:07.320 --> 01:39:09.198
You never know.

01:39:09.280 --> 01:39:10.919
He might have just woke up.

01:39:20.680 --> 01:39:22.672
The old Hawaiian guy's coming this way.

01:39:23.800 --> 01:39:25.553
Okay, y'all, beat it.

01:39:25.640 --> 01:39:26.869
I'll handle this guy.

01:39:31.240 --> 01:39:32.240
Fine.

01:40:17.720 --> 01:40:19.279
You the mama bear?

01:40:21.000 --> 01:40:23.196
- Can I help you?
- I hope so.

01:40:23.280 --> 01:40:26.239
I'm an old friend of George's.
Thought I'd stop and say hello.

01:40:26.600 --> 01:40:29.672
That's very nice of you,
but unfortunately, you picked the wrong time.

01:40:29.760 --> 01:40:31.433
George is taking a nap right now.

01:40:31.920 --> 01:40:33.832
Oh, that is unfortunate.

01:40:33.920 --> 01:40:35.240
Yes, it is.

01:40:36.520 --> 01:40:38.989
- What's your name?
- Cliff Booth.

01:40:39.480 --> 01:40:40.480
How do you know George?

01:40:40.560 --> 01:40:42.995
I used to shoot Westerns here at the ranch.

01:40:43.080 --> 01:40:45.037
When was the last time you saw George?

01:40:45.440 --> 01:40:48.717
Oh, I'd say about...

01:40:49.600 --> 01:40:51.000
eight years ago.

01:40:52.280 --> 01:40:53.475
Oh.

01:40:53.560 --> 01:40:56.359
I'm sorry. I didn't realize
the two of you were so close.

01:40:57.640 --> 01:40:59.836
When he wakes up,
I'll let him know you came by.

01:41:00.480 --> 01:41:04.394
I'd really like to say a quick
hello now while I'm here.

01:41:04.480 --> 01:41:05.994
Came a long ways.

01:41:06.120 --> 01:41:08.874
Don't know when I'll get back this way again.

01:41:09.320 --> 01:41:11.755
Oh, I understand,
but I'm afraid that's impossible.

01:41:12.560 --> 01:41:14.233
Impossible?

01:41:14.320 --> 01:41:16.118
Why is that impossible?

01:41:16.200 --> 01:41:19.557
Because me and George like to watch TV
on Sunday night... <i>F.B.I.</i> and <i>Bonanza.</i>

01:41:19.680 --> 01:41:22.456
...but George finds it hard to keep awake
that late, so I make him take a nap now

01:41:22.480 --> 01:41:24.551
so I don't get gypped
out of my George TV time.

01:41:24.680 --> 01:41:25.830
Ah.

01:41:27.200 --> 01:41:31.319
Well, look, Red, I'm coming in there.

01:41:31.400 --> 01:41:34.950
With my own two eyes,
I'm gonna get a good look at George.

01:41:36.160 --> 01:41:37.480
And this...

01:41:39.400 --> 01:41:40.675
ain't stopping me.

01:41:44.480 --> 01:41:45.480
Okay.

01:41:46.600 --> 01:41:48.193
Suit yourself.

01:43:14.200 --> 01:43:15.475
He back there?

01:43:17.200 --> 01:43:19.078
Door at the end of the hallway.

01:43:20.520 --> 01:43:23.911
You might have to shake him awake.
I fucked his brains out this morning.

01:43:29.120 --> 01:43:30.520
He may be tired.

01:43:42.800 --> 01:43:44.473
Oh, Mr. Eight Years Ago?

01:43:46.240 --> 01:43:49.677
George is blind, so you'll probably
have to tell him who you are.

01:44:15.840 --> 01:44:17.354
George, you awake?

01:44:35.680 --> 01:44:36.716
George?

01:44:39.040 --> 01:44:40.076
George?

01:44:44.080 --> 01:44:45.080
George?

01:44:47.320 --> 01:44:50.279
- George!
- Jesus.

01:44:50.440 --> 01:44:52.352
- Hi, George.
- Wait a minute.

01:44:53.080 --> 01:44:55.151
- What's going on?
- Everything's all right.

01:44:55.240 --> 01:44:58.358
- I'm sorry to disturb you.
- Who are you?

01:44:58.880 --> 01:45:00.314
It's Cliff Booth.

01:45:00.480 --> 01:45:05.032
- Just stopped in to say hello and see how you're doing.
- John Wilkes Booth?

01:45:05.120 --> 01:45:06.679
No, Cliff Booth.

01:45:08.920 --> 01:45:10.240
Who's that?

01:45:10.320 --> 01:45:12.880
I used to shoot <i>Bounty Law</i> here, George.

01:45:12.960 --> 01:45:14.952
I was Rick Dalton's stunt double.

01:45:15.040 --> 01:45:17.874
- Who?
- Rick Dalton.

01:45:17.960 --> 01:45:19.553
The Dalton Brothers?

01:45:19.640 --> 01:45:21.359
No, Rick Dalton.

01:45:22.840 --> 01:45:23.910
Who's that?

01:45:24.000 --> 01:45:26.913
He was the star of <i>Bounty Law.</i>

01:45:27.000 --> 01:45:28.673
And who are you?

01:45:28.800 --> 01:45:30.473
I was Rick's stunt double.

01:45:31.600 --> 01:45:33.512
- Rick who?
- Uh...

01:45:33.600 --> 01:45:35.319
It don't matter, George.

01:45:35.440 --> 01:45:40.515
We were colleagues from the past, and I
just wanted to make sure you're doing okay.

01:45:40.600 --> 01:45:42.910
- I'm not doing okay.
- What's the matter?

01:45:43.000 --> 01:45:46.596
Can't see shit.
Would you call that "the matter"?

01:45:46.680 --> 01:45:50.959
- The man can't see shit, okay?
- I know. I'm sorry about that. I was told.

01:45:51.040 --> 01:45:53.111
Squeaky sent me to bed.

01:45:53.760 --> 01:45:56.036
Would that be the little redhead out front?

01:45:59.040 --> 01:46:01.600
What the fuck is the matter with you?

01:46:01.680 --> 01:46:05.560
First you wake me up, and now you're
pretending that I didn't tell you

01:46:05.640 --> 01:46:07.359
I was fucking blind!

01:46:07.840 --> 01:46:10.912
How am I gonna know what
the hell color the head

01:46:11.000 --> 01:46:13.754
of the girl is that's with me all the time?

01:46:13.840 --> 01:46:15.718
Oh, fair enough, George.

01:46:19.120 --> 01:46:22.477
- No. Jesus Christ.
- Come on, George. All right.

01:46:22.560 --> 01:46:25.120
Everyone don't need a stuntman.

01:46:32.760 --> 01:46:34.558
I don't know who you are...

01:46:36.720 --> 01:46:38.791
but you touched me today.

01:46:40.760 --> 01:46:43.320
You came to visit me.

01:46:43.400 --> 01:46:45.471
Now I got to go back to sleep.

01:46:48.000 --> 01:46:50.674
I got to watch <i>F.B.I</i>. tonight.

01:46:50.800 --> 01:46:52.439
I watch it with Squeaky.

01:46:53.640 --> 01:46:56.474
She gets all pissed off if I fall asleep.

01:46:57.520 --> 01:47:00.240
What happens when she gets pissed
off, George?

01:47:01.480 --> 01:47:02.630
Nothing.

01:47:04.200 --> 01:47:06.590
I just don't like to disappoint her.

01:47:11.440 --> 01:47:14.672
So you gave all these hippies
permission to be here?

01:47:20.680 --> 01:47:23.149
Just who the fuck are you?

01:47:23.240 --> 01:47:25.152
I'm Cliff Booth.

01:47:25.240 --> 01:47:28.756
I'm a stuntman.
We used to work together, George.

01:47:28.840 --> 01:47:31.594
And I just want to make sure you're okay.

01:47:31.680 --> 01:47:35.390
And that all these hippies
aren't taking advantage of you.

01:47:35.480 --> 01:47:38.279
- Squeaky?
- Yeah.

01:47:38.360 --> 01:47:40.238
She loves me.

01:47:42.840 --> 01:47:44.513
So suck on that.

01:47:53.440 --> 01:47:55.113
You take care, George.

01:48:02.000 --> 01:48:03.639
Goddamn it.

01:48:25.080 --> 01:48:26.434
You embarrassed me.

01:48:27.520 --> 01:48:29.239
Yeah, sorry about that.

01:48:32.320 --> 01:48:35.119
How'd your little talk with George go?
Are we kidnapping him?

01:48:35.200 --> 01:48:37.192
Not the word I'd use.

01:48:37.320 --> 01:48:39.496
Now that you've talked to him,
do you believe everything's all right?

01:48:39.520 --> 01:48:41.398
Not exactly.

01:48:41.480 --> 01:48:44.791
- This was a mistake. You should leave.
- Way ahead of you.

01:48:49.360 --> 01:48:51.716
George isn't blind!

01:48:51.800 --> 01:48:53.280
You're the blind one!

01:49:38.440 --> 01:49:39.794
You do that?

01:49:44.680 --> 01:49:46.114
You know, that's not my car.

01:49:47.000 --> 01:49:49.071
That's my boss's car.

01:49:49.200 --> 01:49:52.830
And if something were to happen to my
boss's car, well, I'd get in trouble.

01:49:55.520 --> 01:49:57.751
Lucky for you, he's got a spare.

01:50:11.520 --> 01:50:12.840
Fix it.

01:50:12.960 --> 01:50:15.156
Ha-ha-ha! Fuck you.

01:50:23.560 --> 01:50:24.560
Ugh!

01:50:47.320 --> 01:50:48.356
Ladies.

01:50:55.640 --> 01:50:58.758
Come one step closer and I
will knock his teeth out.

01:51:10.080 --> 01:51:11.196
Fix it.

01:51:11.880 --> 01:51:14.156
Can I at least get a rag
to wipe my face first?

01:51:14.240 --> 01:51:15.799
Nope.

01:51:15.880 --> 01:51:17.599
Tire first.

01:51:27.800 --> 01:51:29.598
- Sundance.
- Yeah.

01:51:29.680 --> 01:51:33.230
Get on a horse,
go get Tex and get his ass down here.

01:51:33.320 --> 01:51:34.320
Okay.

01:51:43.520 --> 01:51:45.273
<i>I love you.</i>

01:52:09.600 --> 01:52:11.432
Tex! Tex!

01:52:12.440 --> 01:52:14.909
That Hawaiian guy's back at the ranch
kicking Clem's face in.

01:52:15.040 --> 01:52:16.520
Ahh, shit!

01:52:17.320 --> 01:52:18.720
I'll take over for Tex.

01:52:18.800 --> 01:52:19.950
Right this way.

01:52:47.120 --> 01:52:48.759
Hyah! Hyah!

01:53:10.800 --> 01:53:11.800
Clem, you all right?

01:53:33.640 --> 01:53:35.313
How do?

01:53:35.400 --> 01:53:38.552
What a day. Shit, I almost lost my shit.

01:54:26.280 --> 01:54:27.600
You, uh...

01:54:27.960 --> 01:54:30.350
You want to come in and watch my <i>F.B.I.?</i>

01:54:30.440 --> 01:54:33.035
Why, I just figured we would.
I got a six-pack in the back.

01:54:33.120 --> 01:54:34.520
Thought we'd order a pizza.

01:54:34.600 --> 01:54:36.990
All right.

01:54:58.440 --> 01:55:00.955
<i>Eighteen miles to Pendleton, Willard.</i>

01:55:01.080 --> 01:55:03.072
<i>Any kind of luck, we'll be unloaded</i>

01:55:03.160 --> 01:55:05.959
<i>and back at El Toro
before my kids go to bed.</i>

01:55:10.680 --> 01:55:14.469
Hey, bought me an
acid-dipped cigarette today.

01:55:14.560 --> 01:55:15.835
Oh, yeah?

01:55:15.920 --> 01:55:17.912
You want to buy a cigarette dipped in acid?

01:55:18.000 --> 01:55:19.753
Yeah.

01:55:19.840 --> 01:55:23.436
If I'm gonna trip, I want to trip here, man.
Walk in the woods. Not in my home.

01:55:26.160 --> 01:55:27.230
Just gonna stash it here.

01:55:27.320 --> 01:55:29.516
- Don't smoke it by mistake.
- Yeah.

01:55:29.600 --> 01:55:32.035
You want to smoke some, smoke some.
Just save me some.

01:55:32.560 --> 01:55:35.837
Nah, I don't need to trip out on no acid.

01:55:35.920 --> 01:55:37.798
My booze don't need no buddy.

01:55:37.880 --> 01:55:41.157
- Wha... Oh! Here I come. Here I come.
- Oh! Oh.

01:55:43.360 --> 01:55:44.360
Mm.

01:55:44.800 --> 01:55:46.519
<i>What's the trouble, corporal?</i>

01:55:46.600 --> 01:55:48.239
<i>There's a truck tailing us, sir.</i>

01:55:51.400 --> 01:55:53.960
<i>It might be a farmer in
a hurry to get someplace.</i>

01:55:55.760 --> 01:55:57.433
<i>Oh, fine.</i>

01:55:57.520 --> 01:56:00.957
<i>- Well, take it as fast as you can.</i>
<i>- Yes, sir.</i>

01:56:04.200 --> 01:56:05.600
That PCH?

01:56:05.680 --> 01:56:08.718
Yeah, yeah. Malibu.

01:56:08.800 --> 01:56:11.190
Puerco Canyon or some shit. I don't know.

01:56:16.960 --> 01:56:19.680
Uh-oh! Here comes trouble.

01:56:22.800 --> 01:56:24.154
Boom! Ha-ha!

01:56:24.240 --> 01:56:26.277
Oh, man. Right in the face.

01:56:38.080 --> 01:56:39.719
That was a smooth leap.

01:56:39.800 --> 01:56:40.800
Thank you.

01:56:44.760 --> 01:56:46.319
Dead number two.

01:56:53.600 --> 01:56:55.398
I like that shot.

01:56:55.480 --> 01:56:57.517
That guy's a fucking prick.

01:57:04.480 --> 01:57:06.312
That's Bobby Hogan. Good guy.

01:57:15.680 --> 01:57:18.036
All right, get ready for my big <i>F.B.I.</i>
moment.

01:57:18.120 --> 01:57:20.430
<i>- They're all dead, babe.
- Good.</i>

01:57:28.760 --> 01:57:30.479
"Michael Murtaugh."

01:57:30.560 --> 01:57:32.438
<i>- The F.B.I.</i>
- Michael Murtaugh.

01:57:32.520 --> 01:57:33.840
<i>Buongiorno,</i> Sergio.

01:57:33.920 --> 01:57:35.718
Turn on Channel 7.

01:57:35.800 --> 01:57:37.075
ABC.

01:57:37.160 --> 01:57:38.833
<i>F.B.I.</i>

01:57:38.920 --> 01:57:41.879
I'm watching your Nebraska Jim as we speak.

01:57:41.960 --> 01:57:45.636
<i> Philip Abbott, William Reynolds.</i>

01:57:47.680 --> 01:57:51.356
<i>With guest stars James Farentino,</i>

01:57:51.440 --> 01:57:52.999
<i>- Rick Dalton...</i>
- Whoo!

01:57:53.080 --> 01:57:54.309
Like the chewing gum?

01:57:54.400 --> 01:57:56.232
<i>- Norman Fell.</i>
- Strong.

01:57:56.320 --> 01:57:57.913
<i>Tonight's episode:</i>

01:57:58.000 --> 01:58:00.616
<i>- "All the Streets Are Silent."</i>
- "All the Streets Are Silent."

01:58:00.640 --> 01:58:03.474
Except when Rick Dalton's got a
fucking shotgun, I'll tell you that.

01:58:03.560 --> 01:58:05.791
- You're goddamn right.
<i>- ...the new Ford Cortina.</i>

01:58:26.880 --> 01:58:30.112
- Well, that looks delicious. Thank you.
- Enjoy, sir.

01:58:30.400 --> 01:58:33.074
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

01:58:36.120 --> 01:58:38.316
<i>After that Musso &amp; Frank's lunch meeting,</i>

01:58:38.400 --> 01:58:42.314
<i>Marvin did provide Rick job opportunities
in the Italian film industry.</i>

01:58:42.400 --> 01:58:45.837
Rick Dalton, Marvin Schwarz here. Hold on.

01:58:45.920 --> 01:58:47.752
Hennessy X.O on the rocks.

01:58:47.840 --> 01:58:49.320
Yes, Mr. Schwarz.

01:58:49.400 --> 01:58:50.629
Two words.

01:58:50.720 --> 01:58:53.189
Nebraska Jim, Sergio Corbucci.

01:58:53.280 --> 01:58:55.237
Nebraska what?

01:58:55.320 --> 01:58:56.356
Sergio who?

01:58:56.480 --> 01:58:58.039
<i>Sergio Corbucci.</i>

01:58:58.120 --> 01:58:59.634
And who's that?

01:58:59.720 --> 01:59:03.396
The second-best director of Spaghetti
Westerns in the whole wide world.

01:59:03.480 --> 01:59:06.837
He's doing a new Western.
It's called <i>Nebraska Jim.</i>

01:59:06.920 --> 01:59:09.435
And because of me, he's considering you.

01:59:10.680 --> 01:59:12.433
<i>Well, Rick got</i> Nebraska Jim.

01:59:12.520 --> 01:59:14.955
<i>And Rick made a rather
compelling Nebraska Jim,</i>

01:59:15.040 --> 01:59:19.956
<i>existing quite nicely within Sergio
Corbucci's rogues gallery of antiheroes.</i>

01:59:21.280 --> 01:59:24.432
<i>In Rome, Rick loved the paparazzi
and the fuss they made over him</i>

01:59:24.520 --> 01:59:28.230
<i>and his</i> Nebraska Jim <i>costar Daphna Ben-Cobo.</i>

01:59:28.320 --> 01:59:31.438
All right there, paparazzos.
All right. Take it easy.

01:59:31.960 --> 01:59:36.751
<i>He loved the food so much that
during his stay, Rick gained almost 15 pounds.</i>

01:59:36.840 --> 01:59:39.833
<i>But he didn't love the
Italians' way of making movies.</i>

01:59:39.920 --> 01:59:43.277
<i>He thought the post-synced,
"every actor speaks their own language,"</i>

01:59:43.360 --> 01:59:47.240
<i>Tower of Babel shooting style
of European movies was ridiculous.</i>

01:59:48.280 --> 01:59:52.160
<i>While in Rome, Marvin plugged Rick
into three other Italian productions.</i>

01:59:52.560 --> 01:59:56.076
<i>His second Western was</i>
Kill Me Quick, Ringo, Said the Gringo,

01:59:56.160 --> 01:59:59.870
<i>also starring Joseph Cotten
and directed by Calvin Jackson Padget,</i>

01:59:59.960 --> 02:00:02.191
<i>pseudonym for Giorgio Ferroni.</i>

02:00:02.280 --> 02:00:04.795
<i>His third was an Italian/Spanish coproduction</i>

02:00:04.880 --> 02:00:09.033
<i>that paired him with Telly Savalas,
titled</i> Red Blood, Red Skin,

02:00:09.120 --> 02:00:13.273
<i>directed by Joaquín Romero Marchent
and based on the Floyd Raye Wilson novel,</i>

02:00:13.360 --> 02:00:16.034
The Only Good Indian Is a Dead Indian.

02:00:16.800 --> 02:00:23.479
<i>And his fourth, a Spaghetti secret agent, James Bond
rip-off-type flick called</i> Operazione Dyn-O-Mite!,

02:00:23.560 --> 02:00:25.199
<i>directed by Antonio Margheriti.</i>

02:01:07.680 --> 02:01:11.435
<i>Ultimately making Rick's
six-month Italian sojourn fairly profitable,</i>

02:01:11.520 --> 02:01:15.434
<i>although his swank Roman apartment ate up
a big chunk of his earnings.</i>

02:01:17.360 --> 02:01:20.478
<i>So as Rick returns to Hollywood via Pan Am,</i>

02:01:20.560 --> 02:01:24.031
<i>he has four new movies under his belt,
some money in his pocket,</i>

02:01:24.120 --> 02:01:29.195
<i>and his brand-spanking-new Italian wife,
starlet Francesca Cappucci.</i>

02:01:32.000 --> 02:01:35.914
<i>Hurtling through the air towards a new life
and uncertain future,</i>

02:01:36.000 --> 02:01:39.198
<i>Rick was really not sure
about what lay ahead for him.</i>

02:01:42.360 --> 02:01:46.240
<i>Way back in coach,
working on his bottomless Bloody Mary,</i>

02:01:46.360 --> 02:01:49.353
<i>Cliff Booth returned to Los Angeles as well.</i>

02:01:50.040 --> 02:01:54.557
<i>He kept Rick company
during his entire six-month stay in Italy.</i>

02:01:55.360 --> 02:01:59.673
<i>However, as the two men return home,
they've come to an understanding.</i>

02:01:59.760 --> 02:02:01.160
Well, here it goes now.

02:02:02.640 --> 02:02:03.640
With the, uh...

02:02:05.120 --> 02:02:06.600
With the new wife, I...

02:02:08.000 --> 02:02:10.799
I just... I can't afford you anymore, Cliff.

02:02:11.240 --> 02:02:14.677
You know? I can barely
afford my own house anymore.

02:02:14.760 --> 02:02:17.434
So I think the plan is to sell the house

02:02:17.520 --> 02:02:21.355
and buy a condo in Toluca
Lake, bank the money.

02:02:21.440 --> 02:02:23.557
You know, live off it. That type of thing.

02:02:24.200 --> 02:02:27.113
Hopefully, I score come next pilot season.

02:02:27.200 --> 02:02:28.429
That's a good plan.

02:02:28.520 --> 02:02:29.556
Yeah.

02:02:29.640 --> 02:02:30.640
You know,

02:02:30.680 --> 02:02:33.070
by then, I'll know if I have a career or not,

02:02:33.160 --> 02:02:37.120
if I'm a solid Los Angeles
citizen like Eddie O'Brien says,

02:02:37.200 --> 02:02:41.240
or if I'm one step closer
to going back to Missouri.

02:02:41.680 --> 02:02:44.878
So when this whole European journey is over,

02:02:45.000 --> 02:02:46.195
I think we've...

02:02:47.800 --> 02:02:50.315
We've reached the end of the trail, Cliff.

02:03:01.360 --> 02:03:04.990
<i>So these last four Italian flicks,
after nine years together,</i>

02:03:05.080 --> 02:03:08.198
<i>would be Rick and Cliff's final rodeo.</i>

02:03:08.280 --> 02:03:11.034
<i>Cliff doesn't have a clue what he's gonna do.</i>

02:03:11.120 --> 02:03:13.316
<i>The only thing the two men know of for sure:</i>

02:03:13.400 --> 02:03:16.996
<i>Tonight, Rick and Cliff will
have a good old-fashioned drunk.</i>

02:03:17.080 --> 02:03:20.278
<i>Both men know,
once the plane touches down in El Segundo,</i>

02:03:20.360 --> 02:03:22.750
<i>it'll be the end of an era for both of them.</i>

02:03:22.880 --> 02:03:27.909
<i>And when you come to the end of the line with a buddy who
is more than a brother and a little less than a wife,</i>

02:03:28.000 --> 02:03:32.153
<i>getting blind drunk together is really
the only way to say farewell.</i>

02:04:28.920 --> 02:04:29.956
Here it is, honey.

02:04:31.760 --> 02:04:33.240
- You like it?
- I love it.

02:04:44.800 --> 02:04:46.075
Where do you want it?

02:04:50.720 --> 02:04:51.756
<i>Hello?</i>

02:04:51.880 --> 02:04:53.439
Hey, it's Joanna and the baby.

02:04:53.520 --> 02:04:55.193
<i>Hi! Come on up.</i>

02:05:01.520 --> 02:05:02.556
Hi!

02:05:02.680 --> 02:05:05.434
Oh, honey. How are you?

02:05:05.560 --> 02:05:07.791
- Oh, my gosh, you're about to pop!
- I know!

02:05:07.880 --> 02:05:09.519
I know.

02:05:09.600 --> 02:05:11.159
And this is the nursery.

02:05:11.240 --> 02:05:13.914
- Oh, my God, Sharon. It's perfect.
- Do you love it?

02:05:14.000 --> 02:05:15.229
Little shoes!

02:05:15.360 --> 02:05:16.635
I know.

02:05:18.720 --> 02:05:20.234
I'm about to burst.

02:05:20.320 --> 02:05:22.630
- I think you're gonna be a wonderful mother.
- Thank you.

02:05:39.200 --> 02:05:40.953
- Thanks, Gillian.
- Bye!

02:05:41.040 --> 02:05:42.040
Bye, Brandy!

02:05:46.960 --> 02:05:49.919
<i>Sharon had two friends
move into the Cielo Drive residence</i>

02:05:50.000 --> 02:05:52.754
<i>while Roman was in London
preparing his next movie:</i>

02:05:52.840 --> 02:05:56.231
<i>Voytek Frykowski,
an old friend of Roman's from Poland,</i>

02:05:56.360 --> 02:05:59.000
<i>and his girlfriend,
social worker Abigail Folger,</i>

02:05:59.080 --> 02:06:01.549
<i>heiress to the vast Folger coffee empire.</i>

02:06:43.600 --> 02:06:47.230
<i>That night, Sharon,
her two houseguests and, naturally, Jay...</i>

02:06:47.360 --> 02:06:52.037
<i>all went to the West Hollywood Mexican restaurant
landmark El Coyote, on Beverly, for dinner.</i>

02:06:56.760 --> 02:06:59.195
What's going on at the dirty movie place?

02:06:59.280 --> 02:07:01.033
Oh, they're having a premiere.

02:07:01.120 --> 02:07:02.793
Dirty movies have premieres?

02:07:02.880 --> 02:07:04.553
Yeah. They're fun.

02:07:05.280 --> 02:07:06.953
- This place is always so busy.
- I know.

02:07:07.040 --> 02:07:08.474
It's crazy in here.

02:07:14.000 --> 02:07:15.639
And right here for you.

02:07:16.920 --> 02:07:18.912
- Gentlemen.
- Thanks.

02:07:20.840 --> 02:07:22.991
<i>While closer to 8:30, Rick and Cliff went</i>

02:07:23.080 --> 02:07:26.915
<i>to the Valley Mexican restaurant landmark
Casa Vega on Ventura.</i>

02:07:32.480 --> 02:07:33.800
Hello. Welcome.

02:07:35.680 --> 02:07:36.875
You're welcome, sir.

02:07:47.800 --> 02:07:50.440
Well, well, well,
if it ain't the cobra himself.

02:07:50.520 --> 02:07:52.096
- Hey, Doug. What's happening?
- Hey, Rick.

02:07:52.120 --> 02:07:54.635
- How you doing? It's good to see you.
- How's the wife doing?

02:07:54.720 --> 02:07:56.951
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

02:08:00.600 --> 02:08:02.478
<i>Brandy stayed behind at Rick's house,</i>

02:08:02.560 --> 02:08:05.200
<i>guarding the beautiful Italian
woman asleep in her bed</i>

02:08:05.320 --> 02:08:08.040
<i>and waiting for Cliff
and Rick to come home...</i>

02:08:09.400 --> 02:08:11.710
<i>while jet-lagged Francesca slept.</i>

02:08:15.280 --> 02:08:16.714
But you just get paid for the day

02:08:16.800 --> 02:08:18.576
- that you cut his hair, though, right?
- No, no, no.

02:08:18.600 --> 02:08:20.398
I get paid $1000 a day.

02:08:20.480 --> 02:08:22.631
I get paid $1000 the day I arrive.

02:08:22.720 --> 02:08:24.552
- I get paid $1000...
<i>- At El Coyote,</i>

02:08:24.640 --> 02:08:28.429
<i>margaritas and good times were had by
all, except Sharon.</i>

02:08:28.520 --> 02:08:32.230
<i>Sharon was experiencing
a touch of pregnancy-induced melancholy.</i>

02:08:32.320 --> 02:08:36.234
<i>Not only that, it was later reported
that it was the hottest night of the year,</i>

02:08:36.320 --> 02:08:39.438
<i>and it made her feel especially pregnant
in all the worst ways.</i>

02:08:39.520 --> 02:08:41.989
I don't want to party anymore. I am tired.

02:08:42.440 --> 02:08:44.033
Because he got it done.

02:08:44.120 --> 02:08:46.874
No, it's not...
It's not because he just got it done.

02:08:46.960 --> 02:08:50.112
He had just as much time
as all the rest of the goddamn directors.

02:08:50.240 --> 02:08:52.600
But it's what he did with that time...
That's what counted.

02:08:52.680 --> 02:08:55.115
<i>At Casa Vega,
Rick and Cliff drank so much that,</i>

02:08:55.200 --> 02:08:58.591
<i>when they left, they left the Cadillac there
and took a cab home.</i>

02:08:58.680 --> 02:09:00.478
The greatest action director,

02:09:00.560 --> 02:09:02.995
underrated guy of all time.

02:09:04.040 --> 02:09:08.671
<i>Around 10, Sharon and her friends left
El Coyote and arrived back at her house.</i>

02:09:16.920 --> 02:09:20.800
You've had, like, 19 margaritas.

02:09:22.600 --> 02:09:26.958
<i>The four of them hung out a little while longer,
with Abigail even playing the piano for them...</i>

02:09:27.040 --> 02:09:31.193
♪ Don't get me mad
Don't tell no lie ♪

02:09:31.280 --> 02:09:36.230
♪ Don't make me sad
Don't pass me by ♪

02:09:38.920 --> 02:09:41.310
♪ Baby, are you holding ♪

02:09:41.400 --> 02:09:45.917
♪ Holding anything but me? ♪

02:09:46.000 --> 02:09:51.280
♪ 'Cause I'm a real straight shooter
If you know what I mean ♪

02:09:52.840 --> 02:09:56.595
♪ You can bring me love
You can hang around ♪

02:09:56.680 --> 02:09:58.592
♪ You can bring me up ♪

02:09:58.680 --> 02:10:03.471
♪ Don't you bring me down ♪♪

02:10:03.560 --> 02:10:07.395
<i>...until she returned to her room,
smoked a joint and read a book.</i>

02:10:07.480 --> 02:10:08.960
<i>That was around 11.</i>

02:10:28.360 --> 02:10:32.991
<i>At more or less the same time, Voytek
laid on the couch watching American television</i>

02:10:33.080 --> 02:10:37.632
<i>and thought about how much better it was than
Polish television, as he smoked a big joint.</i>

02:10:39.280 --> 02:10:43.194
<i>Somewhere around 11:10,
Sharon changed into her comfy house attire.</i>

02:10:43.280 --> 02:10:44.350
Feel better?

02:10:45.481 --> 02:10:47.711
That is drastically better.

02:10:49.680 --> 02:10:53.720
<i>It was after 1 1:45 by the time
the yellow cab dropped Rick and Cliff</i>

02:10:53.800 --> 02:10:55.519
<i>in front of the house.</i>

02:10:55.600 --> 02:10:56.829
Thank you. Right here.

02:10:56.920 --> 02:10:58.752
All right. <i>Grazie,</i> amigo.

02:11:00.320 --> 02:11:02.630
- How much do I owe you?
- Three dollars.

02:11:02.720 --> 02:11:04.712
<i>Brandy was glad to see them return.</i>

02:11:04.800 --> 02:11:06.678
- Thank you, brother.
- Thanks.

02:11:06.760 --> 02:11:08.991
<i>Andiamo.</i> More margaritas.

02:11:14.840 --> 02:11:18.277
<i>Around midnight,
a completely drunk Rick Dalton started making</i>

02:11:18.360 --> 02:11:20.670
<i>a blender of frozen margaritas.</i>

02:11:23.400 --> 02:11:24.400
All right.

02:11:26.160 --> 02:11:27.230
We're walking.

02:11:27.400 --> 02:11:31.553
<i>At the same time, Cliff was attaching
a leash to an excited Brandy's dog collar.</i>

02:11:31.640 --> 02:11:32.640
I know.

02:11:38.200 --> 02:11:39.873
I remember you.

02:11:40.360 --> 02:11:44.070
- A cigarette dipped in acid. What's that do?
- You smoke it. It gets you high.

02:11:44.160 --> 02:11:46.231
- How much?
- Fifty cents.

02:11:48.200 --> 02:11:49.270
Fifty cents.

02:11:49.360 --> 02:11:51.511
Hippie girl, 50 cents.

02:11:55.200 --> 02:11:56.554
Tonight the night?

02:11:58.040 --> 02:11:59.156
Why not?

02:12:22.720 --> 02:12:25.189
And away we go.

02:12:27.280 --> 02:12:31.513
Our Polish friend said it was
the hottest day of the year.

02:12:31.640 --> 02:12:35.395
Despite the fact that he said
it, actually, it might be true.

02:13:56.600 --> 02:13:57.636
Goddamn.

02:13:58.800 --> 02:14:00.792
Fucking private road.

02:14:00.880 --> 02:14:03.395
Damn property taxes up the butt.

02:14:03.480 --> 02:14:04.800
Goddamn.

02:14:12.120 --> 02:14:15.716
Bunch of goddamn fucking hippies.

02:14:15.800 --> 02:14:18.190
What the fuck?

02:14:21.280 --> 02:14:22.475
Hey, you!

02:14:23.920 --> 02:14:27.118
Yeah, asshole, I'm talking to you!

02:14:28.200 --> 02:14:31.238
What the hell do you think you're doing
bringing that noisy hunk of shit

02:14:31.320 --> 02:14:33.391
around here at midnight?

02:14:33.480 --> 02:14:36.200
This is a private road, all right?

02:14:36.280 --> 02:14:38.875
Who are you? And who are you here to see?

02:14:38.960 --> 02:14:41.634
Nobody, sir. We just got lost
and a little turned around.

02:14:41.760 --> 02:14:43.353
Ah, horseshit.

02:14:45.600 --> 02:14:49.594
You fucking hippies came up here
to smoke dope on a dark road, huh?

02:14:49.680 --> 02:14:52.320
Next time you want to try
that, fix your fucking muffler.

02:14:52.400 --> 02:14:56.519
- Look, we're really sorry we disturbed you.
- Look, chief, you don't belong here.

02:14:56.600 --> 02:15:01.550
Now, take this mechanical asshole
and get it off my fucking street!

02:15:13.920 --> 02:15:14.920
Hey!

02:15:15.520 --> 02:15:18.274
Dennis Hopper!
Move this fucking piece of shit!

02:15:18.360 --> 02:15:20.795
All right. Just give me a
moment to turn it around.

02:15:20.880 --> 02:15:22.633
Drive it backwards, numbnuts,

02:15:22.760 --> 02:15:26.390
- but fucking drive it, and drive it now!
- Okay. Okay. Stop yelling.

02:15:26.480 --> 02:15:28.073
Hold your horses. We're leaving.

02:15:31.920 --> 02:15:35.630
The hell are you looking at,
you little ginger-haired fucker?

02:15:35.720 --> 02:15:38.474
Hey, you come around here again,
I'm gonna call the fucking cops!

02:15:45.320 --> 02:15:46.800
Dirty fucking hippies.

02:16:00.440 --> 02:16:02.896
There in his fancy fucking
house, thinking he's handled it.

02:16:02.920 --> 02:16:05.958
But he's seen us. He's awake. He's alert.

02:16:06.080 --> 02:16:10.916
They're all awake. They're listening to
fucking records. Everybody's fucking awake!

02:16:11.000 --> 02:16:12.150
Look!

02:16:12.240 --> 02:16:14.311
What did Charlie say?

02:16:14.880 --> 02:16:18.510
"Go to Terry's old house and
kill everybody in there."

02:16:19.040 --> 02:16:22.750
And you heard him yourself.
He said, "Make it witchy."

02:16:22.840 --> 02:16:25.878
Now, he either said that,

02:16:25.960 --> 02:16:27.792
or I'm a liar.

02:16:29.040 --> 02:16:32.317
Now, are any one of you calling me a liar?

02:16:33.360 --> 02:16:34.360
Hmm?

02:16:35.040 --> 02:16:36.440
How about you?

02:16:37.000 --> 02:16:38.514
Are you calling me a liar?

02:16:39.960 --> 02:16:42.077
No, of course not.

02:16:42.160 --> 02:16:43.118
Good.

02:16:43.120 --> 02:16:44.520
Hold it.

02:16:44.600 --> 02:16:47.115
- Was that Rick Dalton?
- Who?

02:16:47.200 --> 02:16:48.429
The guy from <i>Bounty Law.</i>

02:16:48.520 --> 02:16:50.273
- Who, Jake Cahill?
- Yeah.

02:16:50.360 --> 02:16:52.795
That guy in the robe was Jake Cahill.

02:16:53.400 --> 02:16:56.598
Wait a minute. That was fucking Jake Cahill
that just yelled at me?

02:16:57.040 --> 02:16:59.157
He was older, but, yeah, I think so.

02:16:59.240 --> 02:17:02.312
- So who's this Rick guy?
- Jesus Christ, Sadie, get it together.

02:17:02.480 --> 02:17:05.712
Rick Dalton played Jake Cahill on a
cowboy show in the '50s called <i>Bounty Law.</i>

02:17:06.160 --> 02:17:07.640
Fuck you, Katie.

02:17:07.720 --> 02:17:10.997
Sorry I don't know the name
of every fascist on TV in the '50s.

02:17:11.080 --> 02:17:15.597
I can't believe that asshole
in the robe was Jake Cahill.

02:17:15.680 --> 02:17:18.479
When I was a kid,
I had a <i>Bounty Law</i> lunch box.

02:17:18.560 --> 02:17:21.200
That was my favorite of all my lunch boxes.

02:17:22.200 --> 02:17:24.954
Dig this!

02:17:25.040 --> 02:17:29.796
When we've been having our trip sessions, I've
been expanding on this one idea in my head.

02:17:29.880 --> 02:17:33.430
All right, dig it. We all grew up
watching TV, you know what I mean?

02:17:34.960 --> 02:17:38.317
And if you grew up watching TV,
that means you grew up watching murder.

02:17:38.400 --> 02:17:39.550
Mm-hm.

02:17:39.640 --> 02:17:44.157
Every show on TV
that wasn't <i>I Love Lucy</i> was about murder.

02:17:44.240 --> 02:17:47.358
So my idea is...

02:17:47.440 --> 02:17:49.830
we kill the people who taught us to kill.

02:17:51.840 --> 02:17:55.993
I mean, where the fuck are we, man?
We are in fucking Hollywood, man.

02:17:56.120 --> 02:17:59.716
The people an entire generation grew up
watching kill people live here.

02:17:59.800 --> 02:18:03.316
And they live in pig-shit fucking luxury.
I say fuck them.

02:18:03.400 --> 02:18:05.400
I say we cut their cocks
off and make them eat it.

02:18:06.320 --> 02:18:08.357
That's a great idea, Sadie.

02:18:10.680 --> 02:18:12.478
You two ready to kill some piggies?

02:18:21.920 --> 02:18:24.151
Wait a minute. Oh, shit.

02:18:24.240 --> 02:18:28.598
Sorry, I forgot my knife in the car.
Can I go...? Can I go back and get it?

02:18:29.680 --> 02:18:31.000
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay.

02:18:31.080 --> 02:18:32.150
Go on. Wait a minute.

02:18:32.280 --> 02:18:35.352
- What?
- I locked the car. You'll need keys to get in.

02:18:38.600 --> 02:18:39.600
Oh...

02:18:39.640 --> 02:18:41.518
Right. Thank you.

02:18:41.600 --> 02:18:44.274
- Okay. I'll be right back.
- Okay.

02:18:44.360 --> 02:18:47.398
- Just hurry up.
- Yeah, just a little minute.

02:18:57.560 --> 02:18:59.313
Oh, that fucking bitch!

02:18:59.400 --> 02:19:02.234
Calm down.
There's a fucking house right there.

02:19:03.640 --> 02:19:06.200
- What do we do now?
- We do what we came to do.

02:19:06.280 --> 02:19:08.431
And when we're done,
we split up and hitch home.

02:19:09.200 --> 02:19:11.351
Any more questions? Hmm?

02:19:13.720 --> 02:19:16.554
Okay, pig killers, let's kill some piggies.

02:19:17.040 --> 02:19:18.040
All right.

02:19:30.560 --> 02:19:32.279
Oh, someone's hungry.

02:19:41.120 --> 02:19:42.120
All right.

02:19:44.160 --> 02:19:45.799
It's feeding time.

02:19:49.040 --> 02:19:50.235
Brandy, couch.

02:19:56.840 --> 02:19:58.320
And don't you mo...

02:20:06.680 --> 02:20:07.680
Oh, man.

02:20:11.520 --> 02:20:12.920
Ahh...

02:20:17.760 --> 02:20:19.877
The train has left the station.

02:20:26.720 --> 02:20:28.040
Bad idea.

02:21:28.760 --> 02:21:30.114
Whoa.

02:22:17.440 --> 02:22:20.638
You go around there,
see if there's a back entrance.

02:22:20.760 --> 02:22:21.955
All right? Go.

02:23:09.600 --> 02:23:10.954
Hey.

02:23:13.920 --> 02:23:17.994
I am doing the best I can
under the circumstances.

02:23:18.080 --> 02:23:20.311
Now, I do not want to get into it tonight.

02:23:29.800 --> 02:23:32.554
Uh... Can I help you?

02:23:38.800 --> 02:23:39.950
Shit.

02:23:41.240 --> 02:23:43.118
How many other people are here?

02:23:43.200 --> 02:23:46.034
Oh, just the one sleeping in the back there.

02:23:47.520 --> 02:23:49.751
Go get him and bring him
into the living room.

02:23:50.760 --> 02:23:53.195
- What if he says no?
- Don't take no for an answer.

02:23:53.280 --> 02:23:55.476
You're the one with the knife.
Get him in here!

02:23:58.160 --> 02:23:59.160
Hey.

02:24:05.040 --> 02:24:06.918
You are real, right?

02:24:07.000 --> 02:24:09.674
I'm as real as a doughnut, motherfucker.

02:24:19.520 --> 02:24:20.636
What the fuck?

02:24:25.080 --> 02:24:27.151
Whoo! Woo-hoo!

02:24:28.320 --> 02:24:31.216
Go to the living room. FRANCESCA
What is going on, huh?

02:24:36.040 --> 02:24:37.838
- Go!
<i>- Si, si.</i>

02:24:40.080 --> 02:24:41.514
Who the fuck's that?

02:24:41.600 --> 02:24:42.600
I don't know.

02:24:43.880 --> 02:24:44.950
Francesca.

02:24:52.240 --> 02:24:54.357
Oh. Uh...

02:24:54.440 --> 02:24:55.440
What...?

02:24:56.400 --> 02:24:58.073
Oh, I know you.

02:24:58.160 --> 02:24:59.992
I know all three of you.

02:25:01.200 --> 02:25:03.157
Yeah. Spahn Ranch.

02:25:03.880 --> 02:25:06.554
Spahn Ranch. Yeah. Whoo!

02:25:08.080 --> 02:25:11.517
I don't know your name,
but I remember that hair.

02:25:12.120 --> 02:25:15.670
And you, I remember your white little face.

02:25:15.760 --> 02:25:17.717
And you were on a horsie.

02:25:18.200 --> 02:25:19.200
Yeah.

02:25:20.240 --> 02:25:22.232
Uh... You are...?

02:25:22.880 --> 02:25:24.758
I'm the devil,

02:25:24.840 --> 02:25:27.674
and I'm here to do the devil's business.

02:25:30.880 --> 02:25:34.556
Nah, it was dumber than that.
Something like... Rex.

02:25:34.640 --> 02:25:37.314
- God, shoot him, Tex!
- Tex.

02:25:40.160 --> 02:25:41.310
Fuck!

02:25:56.360 --> 02:25:57.874
Son of a bitch!

02:26:36.360 --> 02:26:37.360
Hey, you.

02:26:40.200 --> 02:26:42.396
How dare you come into my
house, motherfucker!

02:27:08.440 --> 02:27:10.238
Wow, man.

02:27:42.120 --> 02:27:43.120
Ugh.

02:28:03.280 --> 02:28:04.430
What the fuck?!

02:28:05.920 --> 02:28:07.559
Jesus Christ.

02:29:24.200 --> 02:29:25.714
Holy shit.

02:29:28.680 --> 02:29:31.593
Francesca! Francesca, honey!

02:29:51.360 --> 02:29:53.776
<i>- 10,000 block, Cielo Drive.</i>
- Sir, around what time was it

02:29:53.800 --> 02:29:55.837
when you confronted the intruder?

02:29:55.920 --> 02:29:58.071
It was about midnight.

02:29:58.160 --> 02:29:59.230
- Around midnight?
- Yeah.

02:29:59.320 --> 02:30:00.834
How do you know it was midnight?

02:30:00.920 --> 02:30:03.833
Well, I was in the kitchen.

02:30:04.480 --> 02:30:06.915
You know, I was making margaritas, and...

02:30:07.840 --> 02:30:11.356
I heard the sound of a noisy muffler.
I looked up at the clock.

02:30:11.480 --> 02:30:13.631
It said... The kitchen clock said midnight.

02:30:13.720 --> 02:30:17.430
- Twelve o'clock exactly?
- I mean, it could have been 12:05.

02:30:17.520 --> 02:30:19.671
- Something like that.
- And you didn't see them again

02:30:19.760 --> 02:30:22.116
until the woman attacked you in the pool.

02:30:22.240 --> 02:30:23.640
No, no.

02:30:24.280 --> 02:30:26.351
So, what did these perpetrators do?

02:30:26.440 --> 02:30:29.080
Perpetrators? They were hippie assholes.

02:30:29.160 --> 02:30:32.631
Two of them burst through
the front door there,

02:30:32.720 --> 02:30:37.078
and the guy hippie said he was the devil.

02:30:37.160 --> 02:30:39.914
And he said, "I'm here to...

02:30:40.000 --> 02:30:42.151
do some devil shit."

02:30:42.240 --> 02:30:44.880
Or... That's not verbatim, but...

02:30:44.960 --> 02:30:47.794
- "Some devil shit"?
- Yeah, "devil shit."

02:31:01.880 --> 02:31:03.997
And away we go.

02:31:07.120 --> 02:31:09.271
Hey. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

02:31:09.360 --> 02:31:12.273
What hospital you going to, Cliff?
I'll meet you there, huh?

02:31:12.360 --> 02:31:14.875
You don't want to meet me in no hospital.

02:31:15.000 --> 02:31:16.753
Why don't you go take care of your lady.

02:31:16.880 --> 02:31:19.873
Hey, she just took five
fucking sleeping pills.

02:31:19.960 --> 02:31:21.917
She'll be asleep till Columbus Day.

02:31:22.040 --> 02:31:25.431
These guys will probably have to come
out here again just to wake her ass up.

02:31:25.520 --> 02:31:28.718
Hey, I'm not gonna die.
I may get a limp, but I ain't gonna die.

02:31:28.800 --> 02:31:30.757
- It's not my time yet, man.
- All right.

02:31:30.880 --> 02:31:36.478
So no use waiting in some waiting room. Why
don't you go lie naked with that fine creature.

02:31:36.560 --> 02:31:38.074
Come visit me tomorrow.

02:31:38.160 --> 02:31:39.560
Bring bagels.

02:31:40.840 --> 02:31:42.957
You want to do something for
me, check on Brandy.

02:31:43.040 --> 02:31:46.033
She may be a little shook up after that.
She may want to sleep with you.

02:31:46.120 --> 02:31:49.352
Are you kidding me?
She's sleeping with Francesca right now.

02:31:49.440 --> 02:31:51.511
You might never get her back. Heh-heh.

02:31:51.600 --> 02:31:53.273
- We got to go.
- All right, then, Cliff.

02:31:53.360 --> 02:31:55.750
I'll see you tomorrow, then.

02:31:59.200 --> 02:32:00.839
Hey. Hey.

02:32:04.640 --> 02:32:06.438
You're a good friend, Cliff.

02:32:07.920 --> 02:32:09.115
I try.

02:32:41.480 --> 02:32:42.480
Hello?

02:32:44.440 --> 02:32:45.358
Hey.

02:32:45.360 --> 02:32:48.159
I'm Jay Sebring.
I'm a friend of the Polanskis.

02:32:48.720 --> 02:32:51.280
You're Rick Dalton, right?

02:32:51.360 --> 02:32:54.239
Yeah. Yeah. I'm Rick Dalton.

02:32:55.040 --> 02:32:56.872
- Live next door.
- Oh, I know.

02:32:56.960 --> 02:32:59.714
I tease Sharon that she lives
next door to Jake Cahill.

02:32:59.840 --> 02:33:03.256
If she ever wants to put a bounty on Roman's
head, she just has to go next door, right?

02:33:05.360 --> 02:33:06.510
No shit.

02:33:07.120 --> 02:33:09.510
What the fuck happened?

02:33:09.600 --> 02:33:12.195
Oh, these fucking hippie weirdos,

02:33:12.280 --> 02:33:14.556
they broke into my house.

02:33:15.520 --> 02:33:17.318
What do you mean, like, trying to rob you?

02:33:17.400 --> 02:33:19.198
We don't know what the fuck they wanted.

02:33:19.280 --> 02:33:23.320
Were they robbing me? I don't know.
Were they freaking out on some bummer trip?

02:33:23.400 --> 02:33:26.711
Who knows? But they tried to
kill my wife and my buddy.

02:33:26.840 --> 02:33:30.231
- Jesus Christ. Are you serious?
- Yeah, I'm fucking serious.

02:33:30.320 --> 02:33:34.030
Now, my buddy and his dog killed two of them,
and then, uh...

02:33:34.120 --> 02:33:37.158
Well, shit. I torched the last one.

02:33:37.240 --> 02:33:38.240
"Torched"?

02:33:38.320 --> 02:33:41.597
Yeah. I burnt her ass to a crisp.

02:33:41.680 --> 02:33:44.593
- How'd you do that?
- Well, believe it or not, I...

02:33:44.680 --> 02:33:48.754
- I got a flamethrower in my toolshed.
- Oh, from <i>The Fourteen Fists of McCluskey.</i>

02:33:49.640 --> 02:33:51.438
Yeah!

02:33:51.520 --> 02:33:53.000
Yeah. Yeah.

02:33:53.080 --> 02:33:54.673
That's the one.

02:33:54.760 --> 02:33:57.195
Yeah, it still works too. Thank God.

02:33:58.120 --> 02:33:59.474
Is everybody okay?

02:33:59.560 --> 02:34:03.952
Well, the fucking hippies
aren't, that's for goddamn sure.

02:34:04.040 --> 02:34:05.599
Yeah. But I'm fine.

02:34:05.680 --> 02:34:07.433
You know, my wife's fine.

02:34:07.520 --> 02:34:11.912
- We're just a little shook up, is all.
- Oh, my God, that's terrifying.

02:34:12.680 --> 02:34:13.875
Yeah.

02:34:13.960 --> 02:34:16.714
<i>Jay, honey, is everything all right?</i>

02:34:16.800 --> 02:34:18.473
Everything's okay now, honey.

02:34:18.600 --> 02:34:21.672
Uh, but some hippies broke
into the house next door.

02:34:21.760 --> 02:34:23.592
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

02:34:23.680 --> 02:34:25.672
<i>Oh, that's terrifying.</i>

02:34:25.760 --> 02:34:27.319
<i>Is everybody okay?</i>

02:34:27.400 --> 02:34:31.314
I'm talking to your next-door
neighbor about it right now.

02:34:31.400 --> 02:34:32.880
<i>Rick Dalton?</i>

02:34:34.560 --> 02:34:36.392
Yeah, that's me.

02:34:37.200 --> 02:34:39.510
<i>Oh! Well, hello, neighbor.</i>

02:34:40.520 --> 02:34:42.318
<i>Is everybody okay?</i>

02:34:42.400 --> 02:34:45.393
Yes, Sharon, everybody's fine.

02:34:45.480 --> 02:34:46.994
<i>Are you okay?</i>

02:34:49.160 --> 02:34:51.356
Well, yes, I am. Thank you for asking that.

02:34:52.440 --> 02:34:56.400
<i>Rick, would you like to come up to the house
for a drink and meet my other friends?</i>

02:35:02.920 --> 02:35:04.991
Yeah, sure.

02:35:05.080 --> 02:35:06.080
Thank you.

02:35:06.160 --> 02:35:08.959
<i>Oh, hooray. Great. I'll buzz you up.</i>

02:35:20.920 --> 02:35:22.115
Come on.

02:35:25.200 --> 02:35:27.396
- Hey, nice to meet you, huh?
- Yeah.

02:35:27.480 --> 02:35:28.960
- Jay Sebring.
- Hey, pleasure.

02:35:29.040 --> 02:35:31.271
- Yeah.
- Pleasure, Jay. Pleasure's all mine.

02:35:31.360 --> 02:35:33.272
Sounds like you had a hell of a night.

02:38:52.280 --> 02:38:56.672
Hi. This is Rick Dalton,
better known as bounty hunter Jake Cahill,

02:38:56.760 --> 02:39:00.231
speaking on behalf of Red Apple cigarettes.

02:39:00.320 --> 02:39:03.472
Now, I smoke Red Apples.
Been smoking them for years.

02:39:03.560 --> 02:39:08.510
But since the Red Apple tobacco company's
been around since 1862,

02:39:08.640 --> 02:39:11.872
<i>you'll see Jake Cahill smoke Red Apple too.</i>

02:39:12.200 --> 02:39:17.070
<i>Now, back in Jake's day, Red Apple came
in a pouch, and he had to roll his own.</i>

02:39:17.160 --> 02:39:20.119
But today, Red Apple comes factory-rolled.

02:39:20.200 --> 02:39:23.830
For the best drag with
the best tobacco flavor,

02:39:23.920 --> 02:39:29.314
with less burn on your throat than any
other non-filtered cigarette, heh-heh.

02:39:34.960 --> 02:39:35.960
Mm.

02:39:37.880 --> 02:39:40.520
Now, that's the way a cigarette should taste.

02:39:40.600 --> 02:39:41.518
Hm.

02:39:41.520 --> 02:39:44.399
Better drag, more flavor,

02:39:44.480 --> 02:39:45.994
less throat burn.

02:39:48.280 --> 02:39:50.033
That's the Red Apple way.

02:39:51.040 --> 02:39:54.750
So look for this life-size standee of
me, Jake Cahill,

02:39:54.840 --> 02:39:58.470
wherever fine Red Apple
tobacco products are sold.

02:39:58.560 --> 02:40:01.792
Take a bite and feel all right.

02:40:01.880 --> 02:40:05.237
Take a bite of a Red Apple.

02:40:05.320 --> 02:40:06.515
Tell them Jake sent you.

02:40:10.320 --> 02:40:12.835
- And cut.
- This cigarette tastes like fucking shit.

02:40:12.920 --> 02:40:16.231
And, by the way, who chose this photo?
I have a double chin. All right?

02:40:16.320 --> 02:40:17.993
Nobody notices that crap?