WEBVTT 00:01:09.778 --> 00:01:11.985 It started with a kiss 00:01:12.009 --> 00:01:14.709 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:01:14.950 --> 00:01:18.033 in the back row of the classroom 00:01:19.371 --> 00:01:22.033 how could I resist 00:01:23.333 --> 00:01:26.951 the aroma of your perfume? 00:01:29.590 --> 00:01:32.673 You and I were inseparable 00:01:32.759 --> 00:01:37.173 it was love at first sight 00:01:37.889 --> 00:01:41.177 you made me promise to marry you 00:01:41.268 --> 00:01:45.056 I made you promise to be my wife 00:01:45.147 --> 00:01:46.307 but then 00:01:46.857 --> 00:01:49.815 you were only eight years old 00:01:49.901 --> 00:01:52.608 and I had just about turned nine 00:01:52.696 --> 00:01:55.108 just about turned nine 00:01:55.198 --> 00:01:58.361 I thought that life was always good 00:01:58.452 --> 00:02:02.115 I thought you always would be mine 00:02:02.205 --> 00:02:05.117 it started with a kiss 00:02:05.917 --> 00:02:09.580 never thought it would come to this 00:02:09.671 --> 00:02:11.081 you don't remember me, do you? 00:02:11.173 --> 00:02:13.664 It started with a kiss 00:02:14.593 --> 00:02:17.300 never thought it would come to this 00:02:17.387 --> 00:02:18.923 you don't remember me, do you? 00:02:19.014 --> 00:02:21.926 I remember every little thing 00:02:23.477 --> 00:02:26.765 like fighting in the playground 00:02:27.439 --> 00:02:30.101 'cause some good-looking boy 00:02:32.319 --> 00:02:35.482 had started to hang around 00:02:38.200 --> 00:02:41.033 that boy hurt me so bad 00:02:41.119 --> 00:02:44.486 but I was happy 'cause you cried 00:02:44.581 --> 00:02:48.870 and still I couldn't help but notice 00:02:49.628 --> 00:02:53.371 that new distant look in your eyes 00:02:53.465 --> 00:02:54.545 and then 00:02:55.509 --> 00:02:58.091 when you were 16 00:02:58.178 --> 00:03:01.045 and I had just turned 17 00:03:01.139 --> 00:03:03.596 just turned 17 00:03:03.684 --> 00:03:06.892 I couldn't hold on to your love 00:03:06.978 --> 00:03:08.468 I couldn't hold on 00:03:08.563 --> 00:03:10.519 to my dreams 00:03:10.607 --> 00:03:13.519 it started with a kiss 00:03:14.361 --> 00:03:18.024 never thought it would come to this 00:03:19.032 --> 00:03:22.866 it started with a kiss, oh 00:03:22.953 --> 00:03:26.366 never thought it would come to this 00:03:27.207 --> 00:03:29.573 you don't remember me, do you? 00:03:31.670 --> 00:03:34.002 You don't remember me, do you? 00:03:44.891 --> 00:03:47.473 Walking down the street came... 00:03:49.688 --> 00:03:50.688 Nol! 00:03:53.024 --> 00:03:56.187 And my heart began to beat so fast... 00:04:01.533 --> 00:04:02.818 Thank you, Boris. 00:04:02.909 --> 00:04:04.069 You can take a seat. 00:04:16.089 --> 00:04:17.089 Helga: Now... 00:04:19.009 --> 00:04:21.341 Can anyone here tell me 00:04:21.428 --> 00:04:23.885 what Boris did wrong? 00:04:48.663 --> 00:04:49.698 Hamad: You know... 00:04:52.125 --> 00:04:53.831 There was, um, better signal 00:04:53.919 --> 00:04:55.375 in the middle of the mediterranean. 00:04:59.341 --> 00:05:02.378 You know, on the hill, they have, um... 00:05:04.012 --> 00:05:05.012 How you say? 00:05:06.264 --> 00:05:08.175 Uh, the... the wind things. 00:05:09.559 --> 00:05:12.141 You go up the hill, and there is signal. 00:05:12.229 --> 00:05:13.594 Only place on the island. 00:05:16.107 --> 00:05:17.722 I go once a week. 00:05:19.569 --> 00:05:21.730 Um, baby cat. 00:05:23.198 --> 00:05:24.654 What you call in english? 00:05:29.704 --> 00:05:31.319 Uh, kitten. 00:05:31.414 --> 00:05:32.779 Kitten, yes. 00:05:32.874 --> 00:05:36.241 I follow very nice kitten on Instagram. 00:05:37.462 --> 00:05:38.622 Uh, Klaus. 00:05:39.339 --> 00:05:41.045 Klaus the kitten. 00:05:41.132 --> 00:05:43.418 Very nice. Very nice kitten. 00:05:43.510 --> 00:05:45.796 Good kitten. 00:05:47.681 --> 00:05:48.887 Huh? 00:05:51.017 --> 00:05:52.257 I come. I come. 00:05:56.231 --> 00:05:57.721 Ah, my friend. 00:05:58.358 --> 00:05:59.768 Why you cry every day? 00:05:59.860 --> 00:06:02.067 Every day you cry. Huh? 00:06:02.153 --> 00:06:03.153 Come, come. 00:06:03.238 --> 00:06:04.398 Oh, help me, my friend. 00:06:04.489 --> 00:06:05.489 Please, help me. 00:06:06.283 --> 00:06:08.274 Why you crying? 00:06:08.910 --> 00:06:10.116 Why you cry every day? 00:06:12.622 --> 00:06:13.622 You go first. 00:06:13.957 --> 00:06:15.242 You cry every time? 00:06:16.418 --> 00:06:17.783 You go. You go. 00:10:55.572 --> 00:10:56.572 Plug: Hey! 00:10:57.574 --> 00:10:59.030 What's in the case, pal? 00:11:01.953 --> 00:11:03.568 Stevie: You one of them refugees? 00:11:04.831 --> 00:11:06.241 Plug: You speak english, pal? 00:11:07.709 --> 00:11:08.709 Yes. 00:11:16.968 --> 00:11:18.959 Stevie: Here, you better not be planning 00:11:19.053 --> 00:11:21.544 any al-qaeda, Isis shite here, right? 00:11:21.639 --> 00:11:23.242 Cheryl: Here, I seen a program on the telly 00:11:23.266 --> 00:11:24.597 about them terrorists. 00:11:24.934 --> 00:11:26.203 They've got these sleeping clubs 00:11:26.227 --> 00:11:28.138 where they hang out and build bombs and that. 00:11:28.229 --> 00:11:29.514 Plug: Oh, sleeping clubs, aye? 00:11:29.606 --> 00:11:31.375 And do they have pillow fights in their underwear and all? 00:11:31.399 --> 00:11:32.679 Stevie: You building bombs, pal? 00:11:32.734 --> 00:11:34.816 Maybe that's why they stuck them all up here, eh? 00:11:35.236 --> 00:11:37.076 'Cause no one gives a shite if they blow us up. 00:11:37.113 --> 00:11:38.478 Hey, he's no gonna blow anybody up. 00:11:38.573 --> 00:11:40.780 Cheryl: I heard they, like, rape people and all. 00:11:40.867 --> 00:11:42.136 Plug: You're talking out your Fanny flaps, Cheryl. 00:11:42.160 --> 00:11:43.616 Cheryl: What? That's what I heard. 00:11:43.995 --> 00:11:45.075 It's like a hobby for them. 00:11:45.455 --> 00:11:47.036 Like... tennis? 00:11:47.415 --> 00:11:49.280 Aye. Tennis. 00:11:49.584 --> 00:11:50.699 Or like... cats. 00:11:50.793 --> 00:11:52.374 Cheryl: Aye. Plug: Cats isn't a hobby. 00:11:52.462 --> 00:11:54.874 Tia: If he lays his hands on me, I'll cut his balls off. 00:11:54.964 --> 00:11:56.859 Plug: His balls would probably fall off if he flanged you. 00:11:56.883 --> 00:11:58.589 Tia: Fuck off, plug. 00:11:58.676 --> 00:12:00.086 Right, whisht the lot of you. 00:12:00.929 --> 00:12:02.044 What's your name, pal? 00:12:04.515 --> 00:12:05.515 Omar. 00:12:05.934 --> 00:12:06.969 Right, Omar. 00:12:07.393 --> 00:12:10.556 I got my eyes on you, pal, so don't fucking... 00:12:11.147 --> 00:12:14.514 Don't, like, blow up shite or, like, rape anyone, right? 00:12:16.903 --> 00:12:17.903 Right, pal? 00:12:19.614 --> 00:12:20.694 Okay. 00:12:20.782 --> 00:12:22.302 Plug: Maybe we should offer him a lift. 00:12:22.575 --> 00:12:23.855 It looks like it's about to rain. 00:12:25.119 --> 00:12:26.119 Right. 00:12:27.038 --> 00:12:28.478 You want a lift back up to town, pal? 00:12:28.998 --> 00:12:30.598 You don't want to get caught in the rain. 00:12:33.253 --> 00:12:34.368 What happened to your hand? 00:12:34.462 --> 00:12:37.204 Too much wanking. Happens to the best of us, eh? 00:12:37.298 --> 00:12:38.333 Fuck's sake, Stevie! 00:12:41.511 --> 00:12:42.511 Can I sign it? 00:12:43.930 --> 00:12:47.514 I met her 00:12:49.269 --> 00:12:52.136 once upon 00:12:52.230 --> 00:12:57.600 a dream 00:13:05.201 --> 00:13:07.658 Farhad: I don't think a woman ever smiled at me. 00:13:09.414 --> 00:13:10.574 Omar: You were never married? 00:13:13.084 --> 00:13:14.084 Farhad: No. 00:13:15.378 --> 00:13:16.538 Omar: What about your mother? 00:13:23.511 --> 00:13:24.511 Farhad: Hello. 00:13:29.767 --> 00:13:32.304 Omar: Do women not cover their faces in Afghanistan? 00:13:32.895 --> 00:13:33.895 Huh? 00:13:34.939 --> 00:13:37.021 But you can tell everything from the eyes. 00:13:37.984 --> 00:13:39.895 Happy, sad. 00:13:40.653 --> 00:13:41.653 Everything. 00:13:42.822 --> 00:13:43.822 Look. 00:13:45.992 --> 00:13:46.992 Guess. 00:13:48.119 --> 00:13:49.119 I don't know. 00:13:52.665 --> 00:13:53.665 Huh? 00:13:54.417 --> 00:13:55.452 You? 00:14:03.509 --> 00:14:04.509 Not smiling. 00:14:06.262 --> 00:14:07.262 See? 00:14:09.891 --> 00:14:10.926 Ross: Okay, guys. 00:14:19.609 --> 00:14:20.849 You know, I've... 00:14:21.110 --> 00:14:24.273 I've never played my stuff for anyone before. 00:14:24.739 --> 00:14:26.980 So it's important that... That you understand 00:14:27.075 --> 00:14:29.031 it's about communicating... 00:14:29.452 --> 00:14:31.055 Farhad: Omar, I borrow your coat tomorrow. 00:14:31.079 --> 00:14:33.786 Very private emotions. 00:14:34.582 --> 00:14:36.447 You can get friends from the donation center, 00:14:36.542 --> 00:14:37.702 but you can't get a coat? 00:14:39.128 --> 00:14:40.413 Coat is high demand. 00:14:42.131 --> 00:14:43.337 Post comes tomorrow. 00:14:45.176 --> 00:14:46.461 We won't get anything. 00:14:48.721 --> 00:14:49.927 I hope you get deported. 00:14:51.808 --> 00:14:53.764 Abedi: Probably better than being stuck here 00:14:54.602 --> 00:14:56.593 with you, brother. 00:14:59.440 --> 00:15:00.725 Joey's so funny. 00:15:03.152 --> 00:15:04.767 What will you do if they let you stay? 00:15:06.531 --> 00:15:07.646 Wasef: I'll go to London. 00:15:09.033 --> 00:15:10.569 I'll play for Chelsea football club. 00:15:10.660 --> 00:15:12.196 Abedi: It's a good thing 00:15:12.286 --> 00:15:14.322 that god has made dreaming for free. 00:15:14.789 --> 00:15:16.575 Farhad: I can be wasef agent. 00:15:17.083 --> 00:15:19.074 Like Tom Cruise of Jerry Maguire. 00:15:23.548 --> 00:15:24.691 You know they put us out here 00:15:24.715 --> 00:15:25.715 in the middle of nowhere 00:15:25.800 --> 00:15:26.800 to try and break us. 00:15:30.638 --> 00:15:31.638 What do you mean? 00:15:34.142 --> 00:15:36.428 And they try to get us to volunteer to go home. 00:15:39.230 --> 00:15:42.142 We're all single, male, 00:15:43.109 --> 00:15:46.146 low-priority, past the sell-by date. 00:15:49.157 --> 00:15:50.363 Come. 00:15:50.450 --> 00:15:53.487 Afghanistan, best before 2003. 00:15:54.328 --> 00:15:57.035 Sudan, best before 2006. 00:15:57.707 --> 00:16:00.790 Iraq, best before 2005. 00:16:02.879 --> 00:16:03.879 But... 00:16:06.591 --> 00:16:08.957 I thought they were rolling out the red carpet for Syrians. 00:16:13.598 --> 00:16:17.637 Maybe... you are coming a year too late. 00:17:13.741 --> 00:17:14.741 Farhad: Why pink? 00:17:15.701 --> 00:17:18.659 Omar: They, uh... They ran out of blue. 00:17:20.873 --> 00:17:22.283 Smells like dead cat. 00:17:24.293 --> 00:17:25.408 I need to get it checked. 00:17:25.920 --> 00:17:26.920 How long you have it? 00:17:28.089 --> 00:17:29.089 Few months. 00:17:29.632 --> 00:17:31.418 What if you forget how to play? 00:17:32.927 --> 00:17:36.590 In Afghanistan, we have story about bird who forget how to sing. 00:17:38.224 --> 00:17:39.224 What happens? 00:17:41.686 --> 00:17:44.018 He die... of sadness. 00:17:53.864 --> 00:17:55.024 It's, like, your thing, no? 00:17:56.325 --> 00:17:57.325 The oud. 00:17:58.953 --> 00:17:59.953 My thing? 00:18:00.663 --> 00:18:01.663 Yes. 00:18:02.248 --> 00:18:04.614 Like, some people, they have thing. 00:18:05.710 --> 00:18:06.710 And what's your thing? 00:18:17.388 --> 00:18:18.388 Omar: Freddie Mercury? 00:18:19.390 --> 00:18:20.390 He my hero. 00:18:23.019 --> 00:18:24.134 Taught me english. 00:18:26.564 --> 00:18:30.398 We have same mustache, and he zoroastrian like me. 00:18:31.277 --> 00:18:33.859 What's, uh... what's zoroas... 00:18:34.280 --> 00:18:35.280 A religion. 00:18:36.365 --> 00:18:37.605 There aren't many of us. 00:18:41.287 --> 00:18:42.287 You like it here? 00:18:45.791 --> 00:18:47.281 Farhad: Better than jungle was. 00:18:51.756 --> 00:18:52.962 In Syria, you play oud? 00:18:55.551 --> 00:18:56.551 Yeah. 00:18:57.553 --> 00:18:58.553 Were you famous? 00:19:01.307 --> 00:19:02.307 Uh... 00:19:03.934 --> 00:19:05.140 I don't know. Uh... 00:19:07.396 --> 00:19:08.396 Maybe a little. 00:19:10.524 --> 00:19:12.139 My grandfather was more famous. 00:19:13.861 --> 00:19:14.861 This was his. 00:19:16.739 --> 00:19:18.479 He was the one who taught me how to play. 00:19:18.991 --> 00:19:20.197 Like, how famous? 00:19:22.036 --> 00:19:23.036 Uh... 00:19:23.663 --> 00:19:24.994 Like Donny osmond? 00:19:25.456 --> 00:19:26.456 No. 00:19:26.540 --> 00:19:27.540 Umm kulthum?? 00:19:27.958 --> 00:19:30.540 No one's as fa... 00:19:39.428 --> 00:19:41.419 No one's... 00:19:59.031 --> 00:20:01.943 No one's as famous as, uh, umm kulthum. 00:20:04.453 --> 00:20:05.453 Hey. 00:20:06.038 --> 00:20:07.949 Maybe I could be your agent, too. 00:20:09.959 --> 00:20:10.959 Yeah. 00:20:14.088 --> 00:20:15.294 Farhad: What that say? 00:20:16.882 --> 00:20:18.247 It's nothing. It's, uh... 00:20:21.637 --> 00:20:23.377 My brother wrote it just before I left. 00:20:25.725 --> 00:20:26.760 Where he is now? 00:20:29.270 --> 00:20:30.385 L, uh... 00:20:32.815 --> 00:20:33.815 I don't know. 00:20:34.775 --> 00:20:35.775 What do you mean? 00:20:37.194 --> 00:20:38.809 I mean, uh... 00:20:40.281 --> 00:20:42.146 I guess he's still in Syria. 00:20:44.076 --> 00:20:45.486 He wanted to stay to fight. 00:20:58.257 --> 00:20:59.497 How long have you been waiting? 00:21:03.095 --> 00:21:05.302 Thirty-two month and five day. 00:21:10.603 --> 00:21:11.603 But... 00:21:12.730 --> 00:21:13.730 Letter will come. 00:25:16.223 --> 00:25:17.223 Omar! 00:25:18.225 --> 00:25:19.556 We love you, Omar. 00:25:25.774 --> 00:25:28.891 Helga: You will all have been asked to tell stories 00:25:28.986 --> 00:25:30.726 or draw on experiences from your past. 00:25:32.197 --> 00:25:36.861 So we thought the term "I used to" will come in handy. 00:25:36.952 --> 00:25:39.819 For example, before I came here, 00:25:40.581 --> 00:25:43.243 I "used to" have a dog 00:25:44.376 --> 00:25:45.832 called snoftemolle, 00:25:46.754 --> 00:25:48.210 but then she got rabies, 00:25:49.173 --> 00:25:50.538 so I had to kill her. 00:25:54.470 --> 00:25:57.132 Boris "used to" work 00:25:57.222 --> 00:26:00.089 at the tourist info before it closed. 00:26:00.184 --> 00:26:03.051 Top tip, if you're lucky enough to still be here in winter, 00:26:03.729 --> 00:26:05.720 you might just see the northern lights. 00:26:06.106 --> 00:26:08.597 Oh, it is a spectacular sight. 00:26:08.692 --> 00:26:12.025 Mm, some say it's the visiting spirits of loved ones. 00:26:13.113 --> 00:26:15.479 It's a once-in-a-lifetime experience. 00:26:15.574 --> 00:26:18.691 Right. So, Boris has been working 00:26:18.786 --> 00:26:20.367 on some examples for us... 00:26:20.454 --> 00:26:21.990 Yeah. 00:26:22.081 --> 00:26:24.242 .On "I used to." 00:26:35.719 --> 00:26:37.425 Boris: I used to ride my elephant to work. 00:26:40.140 --> 00:26:42.256 I used to have a beautiful house 00:26:42.351 --> 00:26:44.933 before it was blown up by coalition forces. 00:26:46.814 --> 00:26:48.725 I used to be a... Okay. Thank you, Boris. 00:26:50.150 --> 00:26:54.143 So, anyone want to give it a shot? 00:26:55.364 --> 00:26:56.364 Abdul? 00:27:02.496 --> 00:27:04.737 I used to be happy 00:27:05.374 --> 00:27:07.865 before I came here. 00:27:08.794 --> 00:27:13.163 I used to cry myself to sleep every night, 00:27:14.633 --> 00:27:15.633 but now... 00:27:16.385 --> 00:27:20.754 But now I don't have any tears left. 00:27:24.810 --> 00:27:25.810 Brilliant. 00:27:35.612 --> 00:27:41.653 Abdul, you have just jumped to our next lesson on "I used to be." 00:27:43.036 --> 00:27:45.197 I think that deserves a gold star. 00:27:50.335 --> 00:27:51.335 Omar: It's closed. 00:27:55.674 --> 00:27:56.674 Where did you get that? 00:27:57.676 --> 00:27:58.711 Donation center. 00:27:59.720 --> 00:28:00.720 What is it? 00:28:00.804 --> 00:28:01.804 Ping-pong. 00:28:03.265 --> 00:28:04.846 That's not ping-pong, farhad. 00:28:05.392 --> 00:28:07.724 Yes. Ping-pong, ping-pong. 00:28:09.605 --> 00:28:10.605 Did you get a coat? 00:28:12.191 --> 00:28:13.191 No. 00:28:16.445 --> 00:28:17.445 What it say? 00:28:19.781 --> 00:28:22.614 Omar: The doctor is only here once a month, 00:28:23.660 --> 00:28:26.322 weather permitting. 00:30:37.294 --> 00:30:40.036 Margaret: Hey, pal. Want a leaflet? 00:30:40.756 --> 00:30:42.747 Catch a glimpse of our local celebrity. 00:30:44.509 --> 00:30:45.794 Derek the dolphin. 00:30:51.016 --> 00:30:52.256 Discount with the flyer. 00:30:52.642 --> 00:30:53.642 Thank you. 00:31:00.734 --> 00:31:02.770 He's nae a tourist, Margaret. 00:31:02.861 --> 00:31:04.772 Well, he's not from around here, is he? 00:31:05.947 --> 00:31:08.939 Bet you never thought you'd end up here, pal, eh? 00:31:09.034 --> 00:31:12.947 We're looking at a 25% population increase with you lot arriving. 00:31:13.455 --> 00:31:16.037 Margaret: Aye, but mind wee davie McEwan passed last week. 00:31:16.124 --> 00:31:17.124 That's one down. 00:31:17.209 --> 00:31:20.667 That's maybe just as well. I would say wee davie was a racist. 00:31:20.754 --> 00:31:23.541 It's just, he didn't like blacks and pakis. 00:31:23.632 --> 00:31:24.712 I mean, no offense. 00:31:25.675 --> 00:31:27.916 Um, what's a paki? 00:31:28.011 --> 00:31:31.003 It's like, uh, tanned but not Spanish, you know, 00:31:31.098 --> 00:31:34.306 like folk from India and, like, uh... 00:31:35.352 --> 00:31:38.059 Pakistan. Aye, aye, aye. 00:31:38.522 --> 00:31:40.262 Pakistan. It's just like, 00:31:40.357 --> 00:31:42.677 wee davie didn't like people that weren't from around here. 00:31:42.734 --> 00:31:45.521 I mean, legend has it we had a tourist here once 00:31:45.612 --> 00:31:47.694 got in a confrontation with wee davie. 00:31:47.781 --> 00:31:49.772 Wee davie bit his finger clean off. 00:31:49.866 --> 00:31:51.186 Margaret: The wee one, the pinkie. 00:31:51.576 --> 00:31:53.612 Mike: Spat it right back out into the boy's pint. 00:31:53.703 --> 00:31:54.909 Margaret: Aye, that's right. 00:31:54.996 --> 00:31:58.830 Anyways, no worries. Wee davie, he stays down in hell now. 00:31:58.917 --> 00:32:00.578 So you should be all right. 00:32:03.797 --> 00:32:04.797 Okay. 00:32:05.298 --> 00:32:06.298 Thank you. 00:32:07.050 --> 00:32:08.915 Hey, pal. Pal. 00:32:09.594 --> 00:32:11.550 If you want to make some extra cash, 00:32:11.638 --> 00:32:14.675 the fish processing plant's looking for folk just like you. 00:32:15.225 --> 00:32:16.840 I'll tell you, it'll be better money 00:32:16.935 --> 00:32:18.535 than the pennies you're on at the moment. 00:32:19.104 --> 00:32:20.344 I'm not allowed to work. 00:32:21.106 --> 00:32:23.188 Oh, hey, hey, it's cash in hand. 00:32:23.608 --> 00:32:25.815 Send money home for the family and that. 00:32:25.902 --> 00:32:27.062 You know, that sort of thing. 00:33:31.510 --> 00:33:32.510 Omar! 00:33:33.845 --> 00:33:35.085 We love you, Omar. 00:33:36.097 --> 00:33:37.837 Abedi: You are a liar! Wasef: Abedi crazy. 00:33:37.933 --> 00:33:39.639 Abedi: Huh? You no got respect, huh? 00:33:39.726 --> 00:33:41.933 Wasef: Mumu, you an idiot. Abedi: Me? Me? Me? 00:33:42.020 --> 00:33:44.102 I am an idiot? 00:33:44.189 --> 00:33:46.646 Hey. Ross did not cheat on Rachel. 00:33:46.733 --> 00:33:48.689 Rachel very clearly broke up with him. 00:33:48.777 --> 00:33:51.735 Huh? No, no, no. 00:33:51.821 --> 00:33:55.313 You see, a break... a break is very different from a breakup, okay? 00:33:56.576 --> 00:33:58.696 Not even 12 hours had passed since that was happening. 00:33:58.787 --> 00:34:01.403 Yes, it was too soon, but still, my guy's not a cheater. 00:34:01.498 --> 00:34:03.034 He is a dirty cheater. 00:34:03.124 --> 00:34:05.581 She is saying, "I think we should take a break." 00:34:05.669 --> 00:34:07.284 A break, yeah? No, you are just... 00:34:07.379 --> 00:34:08.835 You are... you are stupid. 00:34:08.922 --> 00:34:10.207 You are... you are dumb 00:34:10.298 --> 00:34:11.879 like the sperm of an infertile elephant. 00:34:11.967 --> 00:34:13.903 Abedi: You don't understand because you are a cheater too. 00:34:13.927 --> 00:34:15.508 Wasef: I'm a cheater? Abedi: Uh-huh. 00:34:15.595 --> 00:34:16.948 Wasef: Your fada. Abedi: The only reason 00:34:16.972 --> 00:34:18.712 you are still here is because of me. 00:34:18.807 --> 00:34:19.887 Mmm. Mmm. Okay? 00:34:19.975 --> 00:34:22.261 They don't care about you and your stupid stories. 00:34:22.352 --> 00:34:24.684 Mmm, mmm. And look at where we are now, hmm? 00:34:25.146 --> 00:34:27.353 How are the Chelsea scouts going to find me here? 00:35:11.776 --> 00:35:13.186 Economic migrants. 00:35:16.156 --> 00:35:17.862 What is economic migrant? 00:35:33.340 --> 00:35:35.922 Helga and I do a very good Sonny & Cher. 00:35:36.009 --> 00:35:37.920 Mmm-hmm. Mmm. Don't we, Helga? 00:35:38.345 --> 00:35:40.711 Helga: And you can win all sorts of prizes. 00:35:40.805 --> 00:35:43.672 Boris: Alan mcpherson from down strachanbrech won a goat once 00:35:43.767 --> 00:35:46.884 for his rendition of all the single ladies. 00:35:47.729 --> 00:35:49.936 Did you used to be a musician, Omar? 00:35:50.023 --> 00:35:51.183 Omar is famous. 00:35:51.983 --> 00:35:53.314 Helga: Famous? Mmm. 00:35:54.486 --> 00:35:55.526 Farhad: Like Donny osmond. 00:35:55.570 --> 00:35:56.570 On. 00:35:57.155 --> 00:35:58.770 Farhad: I his agent/manager. 00:35:59.699 --> 00:36:00.699 Donny osmond. 00:36:02.202 --> 00:36:03.482 What instrument is that, anyway? 00:36:04.037 --> 00:36:05.037 A oud. 00:36:05.455 --> 00:36:06.911 It's like a guitar. 00:36:06.998 --> 00:36:09.268 Boris: Uh-huh. And you brought that all the way from Syria? 00:36:09.292 --> 00:36:13.126 Oh, well, once you get your cast off, we should organize a concert. 00:36:13.213 --> 00:36:14.293 That's a wonderful idea. 00:36:14.714 --> 00:36:16.750 Syrian music here on the island. 00:36:16.841 --> 00:36:19.127 And we could have a finger buffet at the interval. 00:36:19.219 --> 00:36:21.756 With jelly pieces and, uh... Mmm. 00:36:21.846 --> 00:36:23.382 Hummus. Hummus. 00:36:23.807 --> 00:36:25.968 Boris: Baba ghanoush. Helga: Baba ghanoush. 00:36:26.059 --> 00:36:27.390 On behalf of my client... 00:36:28.478 --> 00:36:29.934 I think this very good idea. 00:36:31.564 --> 00:36:32.564 Omar? 00:36:43.284 --> 00:36:45.070 Vikram: This week's special offers... 00:36:45.745 --> 00:36:47.952 Jammie Dodgers, two for one. 00:36:48.498 --> 00:36:51.410 McCoy jumbos, two for one. 00:36:51.918 --> 00:36:54.409 Wee Willie winkies, pound off. 00:36:54.921 --> 00:36:56.752 Chicken nuggets, half price. 00:36:57.632 --> 00:37:00.374 Tatty waffles, 99 pence. 00:37:00.844 --> 00:37:05.008 Chicken breasts, extra juicy, £3.50. 00:37:06.891 --> 00:37:07.926 Are you a Muslim? 00:37:12.605 --> 00:37:13.605 Yes. 00:37:15.692 --> 00:37:16.692 We haven't got halal. 00:37:19.612 --> 00:37:20.612 Okay. 00:37:21.072 --> 00:37:22.512 Beauty products. 00:37:22.824 --> 00:37:26.191 Everyday men's moisturizer, £2.50. 00:37:26.286 --> 00:37:28.117 Anti-dandruff shampoo. 00:37:28.538 --> 00:37:29.538 Where you from? 00:37:35.962 --> 00:37:36.962 Syria. 00:37:37.964 --> 00:37:39.625 You? Glasgow. 00:37:40.258 --> 00:37:43.500 Ah. Okay, you're not a paki? 00:37:45.805 --> 00:37:46.805 Right. 00:37:47.682 --> 00:37:49.602 Come here. 00:37:57.442 --> 00:37:58.442 Leave that. 00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:03.280 Come on. 00:38:06.743 --> 00:38:07.743 Read that sign. 00:38:11.331 --> 00:38:12.787 "Please refrain from... 00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:15.740 “Urinating in the freezer aisle." 00:38:16.336 --> 00:38:17.416 But I didn't do that. 00:38:18.922 --> 00:38:21.004 Not that one. That one. 00:38:21.883 --> 00:38:24.966 You see how it feels if I call you camel jockey. 00:38:25.053 --> 00:38:26.293 Or dusty nuts. 00:38:26.888 --> 00:38:27.888 Goat fucker. 00:38:28.473 --> 00:38:29.588 Carpet pilot. 00:38:30.099 --> 00:38:31.259 How do you like it, eh? 00:38:33.436 --> 00:38:34.972 Oh. I didn't know. 00:38:35.772 --> 00:38:37.228 Right, well, you better learn 00:38:37.315 --> 00:38:38.851 how things work around here, eh? 00:38:40.068 --> 00:38:41.148 Sorry. 00:38:41.236 --> 00:38:44.353 This could be a warning, seeing as you're not from round here. 00:38:44.447 --> 00:38:46.483 And to be honest, I don't know if it is racist 00:38:46.574 --> 00:38:47.984 coming from another brown person. 00:38:48.785 --> 00:38:50.275 I mean, it's a bit of gray area. 00:38:50.537 --> 00:38:52.653 You know, like when black folk on the TV 00:38:52.747 --> 00:38:54.362 call each other the n-word and that. 00:38:56.668 --> 00:38:57.783 Have you seen the wire? 00:39:00.380 --> 00:39:02.462 Do you have, uh, sumac? 00:39:02.882 --> 00:39:03.882 What's that? 00:39:04.259 --> 00:39:05.259 It's a spice. 00:39:06.052 --> 00:39:07.667 I've got ketchup and mustard. 00:39:08.304 --> 00:39:09.544 And soy sauce. 00:39:09.639 --> 00:39:10.908 What did you say it was called again? 00:39:10.932 --> 00:39:12.138 Sumac. 00:39:12.225 --> 00:39:14.557 No. Never even heard of it, pal. 00:39:19.107 --> 00:39:20.307 Omar: Where are you taking me? 00:39:23.361 --> 00:39:24.396 Farhad: You'll see! 00:39:26.906 --> 00:39:28.316 Omar: Where did you get this bike? 00:39:31.202 --> 00:39:32.908 Farhad: Donation center. 00:39:42.171 --> 00:39:43.771 Farhad: That's where they give free eggs. 00:39:44.883 --> 00:39:45.998 Omar: What's a range egg? 00:39:47.343 --> 00:39:49.254 Farhad: Is my turn with coat or yours? 00:39:51.097 --> 00:39:52.177 Omar: It's my coat, farhad. 00:39:52.682 --> 00:39:54.547 Farhad: But you said we share. 00:40:00.481 --> 00:40:01.481 They are beautiful. 00:40:07.864 --> 00:40:10.401 In Afghanistan, I have very special chicken. 00:40:12.535 --> 00:40:13.900 His name was Freddie. 00:40:16.998 --> 00:40:19.330 Like Freddie Mercury? Hmm. 00:40:21.753 --> 00:40:23.209 You see that chicken over there? 00:40:27.133 --> 00:40:28.133 He new to group. 00:40:30.720 --> 00:40:32.005 He very special. 00:40:33.097 --> 00:40:34.337 I like him very much. 00:40:35.850 --> 00:40:37.181 I think he like me, too. 00:40:39.729 --> 00:40:40.844 How do you know he's new? 00:40:43.274 --> 00:40:45.390 You can tell other chicken don't like him. 00:40:47.153 --> 00:40:49.360 If you introduce new chicken to group, 00:40:49.989 --> 00:40:51.195 there is lots of... 00:40:52.492 --> 00:40:54.608 Fighting and pecking. 00:40:56.412 --> 00:40:59.529 Some other chicken, they feel threatened or afraid, 00:41:00.249 --> 00:41:01.614 and they attack new chicken. 00:41:03.544 --> 00:41:05.125 Sometime they even kill it. 00:41:09.008 --> 00:41:11.169 But then if wolf come... 00:41:12.804 --> 00:41:14.965 Well, they don't care which chicken better. 00:41:17.517 --> 00:41:19.053 They all the same to wolf. 00:41:28.736 --> 00:41:30.977 Oh, yes 00:41:37.203 --> 00:41:38.203 You know it? 00:41:40.707 --> 00:41:41.707 Yeah. 00:41:42.333 --> 00:41:46.872 Pretending I'm doing well 00:41:50.091 --> 00:41:52.127 both: My need is such 00:41:54.637 --> 00:41:57.344 I pretend too much 00:42:02.603 --> 00:42:06.016 Boris: Ring, ring. Ring, ring. 00:42:06.566 --> 00:42:08.002 Ring, ring. 00:42:08.026 --> 00:42:09.982 Helga: Hello. What is the purpose of your call? 00:42:11.195 --> 00:42:12.195 Psst. 00:42:12.697 --> 00:42:14.403 Use your notes, Abed.I. 00:42:14.907 --> 00:42:15.907 The notes. 00:42:21.706 --> 00:42:24.163 Um, how are you? 00:42:24.959 --> 00:42:27.416 You are the people who are looking for some cleaners. 00:42:28.171 --> 00:42:29.707 Oh, okay. 00:42:29.797 --> 00:42:31.162 Yes, that's right. 00:42:31.507 --> 00:42:32.838 I am a cleaner. 00:42:32.925 --> 00:42:34.290 My name is abedi. 00:42:35.011 --> 00:42:38.299 Hi, abedi. Do you have any experience? 00:42:38.389 --> 00:42:39.424 Abedi: No. 00:42:40.600 --> 00:42:42.511 Helga: Well, that's not a problem, 00:42:42.602 --> 00:42:44.513 because we do give full training. 00:42:44.604 --> 00:42:47.391 When would you be available for an interview? 00:42:48.232 --> 00:42:51.520 I am available at your earliest convenience. 00:42:51.903 --> 00:42:54.360 Well, that's great, abedi. 00:42:54.864 --> 00:42:56.855 How's tomorrow at 3:00 P.M.? 00:42:58.951 --> 00:43:00.361 Let me check my diary. 00:43:10.004 --> 00:43:11.744 I have to move a... A few things, 00:43:11.839 --> 00:43:14.000 but I can make 3:00 P.M. work for you. 00:43:14.092 --> 00:43:15.957 Oh, well, that's great, abedi. 00:43:16.052 --> 00:43:17.838 Well, see you tomorrow at 3:00 P.M. 00:43:17.929 --> 00:43:20.511 Okay. Thank you. Good-bye. 00:43:20.598 --> 00:43:22.054 Good-bye. Bye. 00:43:28.356 --> 00:43:29.356 Helga: Farhad? 00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:30.646 Did he get the job? 00:43:30.733 --> 00:43:32.689 Helga: Well, I don't know. 00:43:32.777 --> 00:43:33.983 The interview is tomorrow. 00:43:34.362 --> 00:43:36.193 How do you think abedi did? 00:43:38.950 --> 00:43:39.950 Helga: Wasef. 00:43:42.912 --> 00:43:43.912 Uh... 00:43:44.747 --> 00:43:46.578 I think he was shit and he won't get the job. 00:43:47.375 --> 00:43:50.082 Helga: Well, maybe you could try and give your brother 00:43:50.169 --> 00:43:52.831 a little more constructive feedback, wasef. 00:43:53.506 --> 00:43:55.292 Do you want to come up here and have a go? 00:43:55.383 --> 00:43:56.964 What if I don't want to be a cleaner? 00:43:57.051 --> 00:43:59.212 Helga: Well, no one said you had to be a cleaner. 00:43:59.303 --> 00:44:00.634 You can be whatever you want 00:44:00.721 --> 00:44:02.086 as long as you work hard enough. 00:44:03.933 --> 00:44:04.933 You really believe that? 00:44:07.979 --> 00:44:08.979 I hope so. 00:44:09.647 --> 00:44:11.729 I mean, what do you want to be, wasef? 00:44:19.157 --> 00:44:20.397 I want to be a footballer. 00:44:20.491 --> 00:44:21.491 Hal! 00:44:25.121 --> 00:44:28.238 I want to play for Chelsea football club. Number 11. 00:44:28.916 --> 00:44:31.077 Mmm. Well, that's... 00:44:32.670 --> 00:44:34.786 Really ambitious, but... 00:44:34.881 --> 00:44:35.996 Wasef: But it is possible. 00:44:37.175 --> 00:44:39.587 It's not impossible. It is impossible for him. 00:44:39.677 --> 00:44:41.338 Why is it impossible for me? 00:44:42.471 --> 00:44:44.382 Abedi: Delusional. You are delusional. 00:44:44.473 --> 00:44:45.758 Boris: Oh, good word, abedi. 00:44:46.684 --> 00:44:48.345 What is "delusional"? Abedi: It's like... 00:44:49.562 --> 00:44:51.143 You have a castrated goat 00:44:52.356 --> 00:44:54.517 and you still believe that he can be making 00:44:54.609 --> 00:44:56.349 a baby goat with a lady goat. 00:44:56.444 --> 00:44:58.480 So you are saying I am a castrated goat? 00:44:58.571 --> 00:45:00.857 Abedi: No, I am saying you are the owner of the goats. 00:45:00.948 --> 00:45:02.859 But I don't own a castrated goat. 00:45:02.950 --> 00:45:04.815 Yes, but if you did... But I don't. 00:45:04.911 --> 00:45:06.071 No, look. 00:45:06.621 --> 00:45:08.782 What I am saying is that you are too old 00:45:08.873 --> 00:45:10.579 and not even that good at football 00:45:10.666 --> 00:45:12.657 and you will never play for Chelsea fc 00:45:12.752 --> 00:45:14.492 or any other football club. 00:45:15.046 --> 00:45:16.411 You will be a cleaner like me. 00:45:30.895 --> 00:45:32.010 Helga: Okay, so... 00:45:32.647 --> 00:45:35.855 Someone donated a box of woolly hats. 00:45:35.942 --> 00:45:38.183 Farhad: I think, when I get asylum, 00:45:38.903 --> 00:45:41.986 I would like to wear suit and work in office. 00:45:42.365 --> 00:45:45.072 In the morning, I put on shirt and tie, 00:45:45.159 --> 00:45:47.150 and I drink mug of black coffee, 00:45:47.245 --> 00:45:49.156 and I eat eggs sunny-side up. 00:45:50.331 --> 00:45:53.823 And I have desk and computer and phone. 00:45:53.918 --> 00:45:56.455 And I answer phone, and I say, 00:45:56.545 --> 00:45:58.661 "hello. How may I help you today?" 00:45:58.756 --> 00:45:59.996 Something like this. 00:46:00.633 --> 00:46:01.713 In this country, 00:46:02.343 --> 00:46:05.210 I think people like you more if you wear suit. 00:46:07.014 --> 00:46:08.424 And you famous again, 00:46:09.100 --> 00:46:10.465 like musician in Syria. 00:47:06.824 --> 00:47:09.566 Farhad: Night of Syrian music with famous Omar. 00:47:15.624 --> 00:47:16.624 What's it like? 00:47:18.252 --> 00:47:21.335 Standing in front of audience, everybody watching? 00:47:26.969 --> 00:47:27.969 Nabil: Omar! 00:47:28.554 --> 00:47:29.589 We love you, Omar. 00:47:33.559 --> 00:47:35.641 You don't remember how to play, do you? 00:47:50.951 --> 00:47:51.986 It's not that, farhad. 00:47:56.874 --> 00:47:57.909 Your hand okay? 00:48:05.091 --> 00:48:06.091 Yeah. 00:48:11.597 --> 00:48:12.597 Yeah. 00:48:15.893 --> 00:48:16.893 I don't know. 00:48:25.027 --> 00:48:26.187 It doesn't sound right. 00:49:18.330 --> 00:49:19.490 Sounds fine to me. 00:49:26.797 --> 00:49:28.913 That's the garden of our family house in spring. 00:49:37.641 --> 00:49:38.641 There, look. 00:49:44.857 --> 00:49:45.857 Here, you can see. 00:49:46.984 --> 00:49:49.316 These are the birds in the Jasmine trees, 00:49:50.529 --> 00:49:52.009 and that's the fountain in the middle. 00:49:56.785 --> 00:49:58.901 Yeah, Damascus is most beautiful in spring. 00:50:04.585 --> 00:50:07.827 But I should never think of spring 00:50:09.131 --> 00:50:11.213 for that would surely 00:50:11.300 --> 00:50:14.542 break my heart in two 00:50:17.431 --> 00:50:18.671 Chet baker. You know it? 00:50:29.818 --> 00:50:31.228 After spring, the, uh, 00:50:32.238 --> 00:50:34.024 apricots will start to grow in the garden. 00:50:36.158 --> 00:50:38.319 My mom would use them to make amardeen. 00:50:41.205 --> 00:50:44.618 It's like a... a sweet apricot leather. 00:50:52.341 --> 00:50:54.297 In arabic, we have a saying. It's, uh... 00:50:55.469 --> 00:50:56.675 Bukra filmishmish. 00:50:58.305 --> 00:50:59.841 It's, uh... it means, 00:51:00.641 --> 00:51:02.131 "tomorrow, there'll be apricots." 00:51:02.768 --> 00:51:05.384 But you use it for something that will never happen, 00:51:05.479 --> 00:51:06.559 like, uh... 00:51:08.983 --> 00:51:09.983 Like, uh... 00:51:10.067 --> 00:51:11.432 "In your dreams." Yeah. 00:51:15.030 --> 00:51:16.030 Yeah. 00:51:17.992 --> 00:51:19.072 But I never got the saying, 00:51:19.118 --> 00:51:20.608 because we always had apricots. 00:51:37.428 --> 00:51:38.463 Omar! 00:51:38.554 --> 00:51:39.794 We love you, Omar. 00:52:03.537 --> 00:52:05.198 You and wasef still not speaking? 00:52:33.192 --> 00:52:34.432 You know how we met? 00:52:38.155 --> 00:52:39.155 Oh, you're... 00:52:40.824 --> 00:52:41.824 You're not brothers? 00:52:44.953 --> 00:52:45.953 No. 00:52:46.955 --> 00:52:48.536 He is coming from Nigeria. 00:52:49.291 --> 00:52:50.781 Me, I'm coming from Ghana. 00:52:51.794 --> 00:52:54.001 I was squashed below him on the boat from Libya. 00:52:55.881 --> 00:52:57.837 At night, the boat catched on fire. 00:52:59.468 --> 00:53:00.674 I couldn't get out. 00:53:03.555 --> 00:53:05.341 I was ready to die, and then... 00:53:07.393 --> 00:53:10.135 Wasef came and grabbed me and pulled me out. 00:53:12.439 --> 00:53:15.852 I'm telling you, I have already been to hell. 00:53:20.364 --> 00:53:22.696 I would not be here if it was not for him. 00:53:28.622 --> 00:53:31.329 So he asked me to pretend to be his junior brother. 00:53:34.128 --> 00:53:36.790 Said he would have more chance as my guardian. 00:53:42.386 --> 00:53:43.421 There was... 00:53:45.472 --> 00:53:47.178 There was something about... 00:53:53.564 --> 00:53:54.849 He really believed. 00:53:57.359 --> 00:53:58.359 You know? 00:54:00.654 --> 00:54:03.942 Now, for me, I was taking a chance. 00:54:07.870 --> 00:54:11.078 He was taking an opportunity to make his life better. 00:54:16.086 --> 00:54:17.246 He really believed. 00:54:25.637 --> 00:54:26.672 How old are you? 00:54:32.853 --> 00:54:33.853 Seventeen. 00:54:41.153 --> 00:54:42.438 Maybe he's losing hope. 00:55:42.339 --> 00:55:43.339 Nol! 00:55:43.924 --> 00:55:45.084 Freddie. Freddie. 00:55:45.759 --> 00:55:46.874 Shh! 00:55:46.969 --> 00:55:50.427 Freddie Jr. Freddie Jr. Come. Come. 00:56:01.567 --> 00:56:02.567 Omar: Farhad. 00:56:03.819 --> 00:56:06.151 I want to introduce our new flatmate. 00:56:08.115 --> 00:56:10.026 This... Freddie Jr. 00:56:11.368 --> 00:56:14.201 What are you doing? Aah! Get that... Get it out of here. 00:56:14.288 --> 00:56:15.288 It's chicken. 00:56:15.372 --> 00:56:16.862 Are you scared of chickens? No, no. 00:56:16.957 --> 00:56:18.184 I'm not scared of... I just... I... 00:56:18.208 --> 00:56:19.568 Did you steal that chicken, farhad? 00:56:20.794 --> 00:56:22.284 Farhad. 00:56:22.379 --> 00:56:23.664 You have to give it back. 00:56:23.755 --> 00:56:25.086 They have many, many chicken. 00:56:25.173 --> 00:56:26.401 They'll not notice one chicken missing. 00:56:26.425 --> 00:56:28.111 If they notice, the first place they're going to look 00:56:28.135 --> 00:56:29.863 is with the migrants with no money or morals. 00:56:29.887 --> 00:56:31.002 We have morals, okay? 00:56:31.096 --> 00:56:32.976 Omar: I know. I'm saying that's what they think. 00:56:33.015 --> 00:56:34.409 Farhad, you have to put the chicken back. 00:56:34.433 --> 00:56:35.548 But... 00:56:35.642 --> 00:56:37.974 One wrong step, and they will deport you, or all of us. 00:56:38.061 --> 00:56:39.517 Like the guys at the fish factory. 00:56:39.605 --> 00:56:41.345 What if we kill it and then we eat it? 00:56:41.440 --> 00:56:43.305 Then they will never know, huh? 00:56:43.400 --> 00:56:44.981 We can do it the halal way. 00:56:45.110 --> 00:56:47.476 No. Farhad, you have to give the chicken back. 00:56:48.113 --> 00:56:49.193 This is Freddie Jr. 00:56:49.281 --> 00:56:51.613 Farhad! Give the chicken back. 00:56:51.700 --> 00:56:52.980 Hey, bring the chicken over here. 00:56:54.661 --> 00:56:57.073 Abedi: I'm not crying. Farhad, give it back. 00:56:57.164 --> 00:56:58.199 It's snowing. 00:57:15.015 --> 00:57:16.775 Officer 1: Open the door. This is the police. 00:57:16.808 --> 00:57:18.423 Open the door. 00:57:18.518 --> 00:57:20.975 Hide the chicken. Quick! Shh! 00:57:23.941 --> 00:57:24.941 Farhad: Shh! 00:57:25.025 --> 00:57:28.984 Officer 1: We're looking for a wasef and Abed... 00:57:29.112 --> 00:57:31.552 How do you say that? Officer 2: Don't know. Let's have a look. 00:57:35.744 --> 00:57:37.104 Officer 1: We can see you in there. 00:59:06.293 --> 00:59:07.954 Farhad: Are you ever going to play that? 00:59:09.421 --> 00:59:11.332 Or you just like carry it around? 01:03:23.800 --> 01:03:25.256 Farhad: Maybe you play something? 01:03:26.136 --> 01:03:29.299 This month, prize is mini fridge. 01:03:33.018 --> 01:03:34.883 For, uh, practice night of Syrian music with... 01:03:34.978 --> 01:03:38.937 There is no night of Syrian music with baba ghanoush, farhad. 01:03:46.156 --> 01:03:48.898 Okay. You come with me to karaoke. 01:03:48.992 --> 01:03:50.323 You decide with concert later. 01:03:50.410 --> 01:03:51.410 No. 01:03:53.538 --> 01:03:55.278 But you can win mini fridge. 01:03:56.708 --> 01:03:58.573 I'm your agent/manager. I decided. 01:03:58.668 --> 01:04:00.954 You're not my agent/manager, farhad. 01:04:03.340 --> 01:04:06.457 You walk around like that case is a coffin for your soul. 01:04:07.635 --> 01:04:08.875 I try help you. 01:04:08.970 --> 01:04:10.005 I don't want your help. 01:04:15.435 --> 01:04:16.641 I will go to karaoke, 01:04:16.728 --> 01:04:17.968 win mini fridge without you. 01:04:33.536 --> 01:04:36.573 I don't want to steal your thunder like in friends when... 01:04:36.664 --> 01:04:38.325 This is not like friends, farhad. 01:04:39.959 --> 01:04:41.449 None of this is like friends. 01:04:51.721 --> 01:04:54.337 Automated female voice: If you are calling about an asylum claim 01:04:54.432 --> 01:04:58.971 and it has been more than 30 days since you applied, please hang up. 01:04:59.396 --> 01:05:00.761 The average waiting time... 01:05:33.638 --> 01:05:36.004 Boris: Omar. William, pull over. 01:05:36.099 --> 01:05:37.535 Plug: What? Boris: Gonna ask him to help. 01:05:37.559 --> 01:05:38.559 Plug: All right. 01:05:40.395 --> 01:05:41.555 Boris: Hey, Omar. 01:05:42.730 --> 01:05:43.730 We've got a problem. 01:05:43.815 --> 01:05:44.917 Plug: My dad's sheep are out 01:05:44.941 --> 01:05:46.377 on the grazing island with the lambs. 01:05:46.401 --> 01:05:47.857 We weren't expecting this weather. 01:05:47.944 --> 01:05:49.559 Do you think you could give us a hand? 01:05:52.031 --> 01:05:53.487 Plug: We've not got much time. 01:05:53.575 --> 01:05:54.575 Okay. 01:05:59.914 --> 01:06:01.996 Plug: Okay, everyone off. Let's go. 01:06:02.500 --> 01:06:04.456 Omar, I'm going to get you some gloves. 01:06:04.544 --> 01:06:06.504 Boris: Jim, we got another volunteer for you here. 01:06:06.588 --> 01:06:07.857 Plug: Okay, dad, we're here. We're ready. 01:06:07.881 --> 01:06:09.601 Jim: All right, everybody, come on on board. 01:06:23.438 --> 01:06:24.473 Jim: Omar. 01:06:25.356 --> 01:06:27.221 Some of the lambs might not have made it. 01:06:28.443 --> 01:06:30.024 Just shout me either way, okay? 01:06:30.111 --> 01:06:31.271 Omar: Okay. 01:06:31.362 --> 01:06:32.522 Jim: Head down that way. 01:06:33.198 --> 01:06:34.904 Listen for the dogs. 01:06:36.826 --> 01:06:39.112 We're looking for four more. 01:06:39.496 --> 01:06:42.408 Plug: Dad. Dad, I've... Dad, I've got... 01:06:48.922 --> 01:06:50.662 I've got one here, dad. It's not... 01:06:51.549 --> 01:06:52.549 It's not made it. 01:08:05.999 --> 01:08:06.999 Plug: Omar! 01:08:08.209 --> 01:08:09.619 Helga: Omar! 01:08:13.756 --> 01:08:14.871 Plug: Omar, you there? 01:08:16.509 --> 01:08:17.919 Dad, can you see Omar? 01:08:19.762 --> 01:08:22.128 Helga: Omar, where are you? 01:09:19.697 --> 01:09:22.029 Omar, you forgot your... 01:09:22.617 --> 01:09:23.617 Omar. 01:09:24.619 --> 01:09:25.619 Hold on. 01:09:35.463 --> 01:09:36.794 Omar, wait. 01:09:42.679 --> 01:09:45.045 Omar. Omar! 01:09:46.557 --> 01:09:47.672 You left this. 01:09:53.439 --> 01:09:54.439 Are you okay? 01:09:54.857 --> 01:09:56.393 Are you wanting a lift? No. 01:09:56.484 --> 01:09:58.475 You sure? It's freezing. 01:09:58.569 --> 01:09:59.649 I can run you up the road. 01:10:02.824 --> 01:10:03.824 This weather's mental. 01:10:06.494 --> 01:10:08.075 Uh, if you ever need anything, 01:10:08.162 --> 01:10:09.197 I know it must be hard... 01:10:09.288 --> 01:10:10.288 Leave me alone. 01:10:14.502 --> 01:10:15.502 Are you okay? 01:10:15.586 --> 01:10:17.668 Leave me alone, please. 01:10:22.051 --> 01:10:23.257 I don't want your help! 01:10:54.542 --> 01:10:58.205 I don't win mini fridge, in case you wondering. 01:11:05.303 --> 01:11:06.793 How do you find it so easy? 01:11:09.849 --> 01:11:10.849 What do you mean? 01:11:21.319 --> 01:11:22.604 Do you ever think about... 01:11:25.114 --> 01:11:27.981 Who you were before all of this? 01:11:30.369 --> 01:11:31.609 I try not to. 01:11:40.046 --> 01:11:41.286 Would you go back if you could? 01:11:46.344 --> 01:11:47.344 I can't. 01:11:50.807 --> 01:11:51.842 But if you could. 01:11:57.230 --> 01:11:59.016 Would you go back if you could, farhad? 01:11:59.106 --> 01:12:00.812 You don't think I need to be here? 01:12:02.485 --> 01:12:04.100 Why are you here? Huh? 01:12:10.618 --> 01:12:12.154 Because you want a job in an office? 01:12:14.080 --> 01:12:15.320 You want to wear a suit? 01:12:16.582 --> 01:12:17.662 You want to live your life 01:12:17.750 --> 01:12:19.190 like you're in some American TV show? 01:12:19.752 --> 01:12:20.912 Eggs sunny-side up? 01:12:24.298 --> 01:12:27.040 You won't go back because your life amounted to nothing back home. 01:12:34.350 --> 01:12:35.510 Farhad: I wouldn't go back... 01:12:37.395 --> 01:12:39.807 Because I cannot be myself back home. 01:12:54.245 --> 01:12:55.735 Is that what you wanted to know? 01:20:03.507 --> 01:20:04.542 Uh... 01:21:00.939 --> 01:21:01.939 Hmm. 01:23:05.314 --> 01:23:06.314 Uh... 01:28:16.124 --> 01:28:17.124 Farhad? 01:28:22.130 --> 01:28:23.130 Farhad. 01:28:36.645 --> 01:28:37.645 Farhad? 01:28:50.033 --> 01:28:51.033 What happened? 01:28:52.244 --> 01:28:53.244 A letter. 01:29:04.256 --> 01:29:05.291 Successful. 01:29:05.382 --> 01:29:06.382 Mmm. 01:29:09.553 --> 01:29:10.759 That's, uh... 01:29:13.265 --> 01:29:14.265 I'm sorry. 01:29:15.100 --> 01:29:16.100 There was nothing... 01:29:16.184 --> 01:29:17.184 It's okay. 01:29:18.353 --> 01:29:19.388 Congratulations. 01:29:21.398 --> 01:29:22.478 That's great. 01:29:23.024 --> 01:29:24.309 You don't hate me? 01:29:25.819 --> 01:29:26.819 No. 01:29:28.405 --> 01:29:29.405 No. 01:29:32.033 --> 01:29:33.033 I'm sorry, I... 01:29:36.788 --> 01:29:37.788 I, uh... 01:29:39.165 --> 01:29:40.405 I didn't mean to, uh... 01:29:44.004 --> 01:29:45.744 I've never met anyone, um... 01:29:47.883 --> 01:29:49.373 You know, like, uh... 01:29:51.469 --> 01:29:52.504 Neither have I. 01:29:59.936 --> 01:30:00.936 Guess. 01:30:12.699 --> 01:30:13.979 So, what are you going to do now? 01:30:16.786 --> 01:30:19.493 I have to go city and get my papers. 01:30:19.581 --> 01:30:20.946 And what about the concert? 01:30:22.125 --> 01:30:23.490 I will need my, uh, 01:30:24.461 --> 01:30:26.873 agent/manager to be there. 01:30:29.883 --> 01:30:31.339 You remember how to play? 01:30:58.244 --> 01:30:59.984 I want to speak to William. 01:31:09.589 --> 01:31:11.796 Listen, uh, when we get across, 01:31:11.883 --> 01:31:14.124 I want you to stay on the boat until I get back, okay? 01:31:15.595 --> 01:31:16.595 Why? 01:31:17.889 --> 01:31:20.050 Please, just stay on the boat. 01:33:13.338 --> 01:33:15.578 You better buy it, though. It's here to sell. 01:33:26.643 --> 01:33:27.643 So... 01:33:29.771 --> 01:33:30.977 When's the concert? 01:33:47.330 --> 01:33:48.330 Farhad: Sorry I late. 01:33:52.544 --> 01:33:53.659 Donation center? 01:33:55.004 --> 01:33:56.004 Wait. 01:34:01.761 --> 01:34:02.761 Very elegant. 01:34:04.806 --> 01:34:06.546 What are you doing with Freddie Jr.? 01:34:10.186 --> 01:34:12.552 I have to go mainland after concert. 01:34:18.236 --> 01:34:20.022 Lie to me and tell me you'll be back. 01:34:59.569 --> 01:35:00.569 Omar! 01:35:01.696 --> 01:35:02.936 We love you, Omar. 01:35:02.960 --> 01:35:13.960 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.