WEBVTT 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:38.376 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:38.376 position:80% line:20% - Hope you enjoy the show! 00:00:36.416 --> 00:00:38.293 First of all, let me get something straight. 00:00:38.376 --> 00:00:40.420 This is a journal, not a diary. 00:00:42.797 --> 00:00:44.549 When Mom went out to buy this thing, 00:00:44.632 --> 00:00:47.927 I specifically told her not to get a book that said "Diary" on it. 00:00:48.011 --> 00:00:49.554 But, of course, she didn't listen. 00:00:51.723 --> 00:00:54.017 It's been hard enough getting through the first week of middle school 00:00:54.100 --> 00:00:56.311 without carrying this thing around with me. 00:00:57.145 --> 00:00:59.773 Hey, this kid's got a diary. 00:01:01.983 --> 00:01:03.401 A-Actually, it's a jour-- 00:01:09.032 --> 00:01:11.743 If Mom's expecting me to write down my feelings or whatever, 00:01:11.826 --> 00:01:13.495 she's gonna be disappointed. 00:01:15.622 --> 00:01:17.749 The only reason I agreed to write in this thing at all 00:01:17.832 --> 00:01:20.043 is because one day I'm gonna be rich and famous. 00:01:20.126 --> 00:01:23.088 And people'll wanna read about my early years. So I'm doing this for them. 00:01:23.171 --> 00:01:24.964 - Greg is so smart. - So handsome. 00:01:25.048 --> 00:01:27.717 - So brave. - And he smells terrific. 00:01:29.511 --> 00:01:31.304 But for now, I'm stuck in middle school… 00:01:32.472 --> 00:01:33.682 …surrounded by morons. 00:01:36.601 --> 00:01:39.020 But luckily, I'm not alone in this middle school thing. 00:01:39.104 --> 00:01:42.107 My best friend, Rowley, is in the same grade as me. 00:01:42.691 --> 00:01:44.818 I doubt he's ever gonna be rich and famous, 00:01:44.901 --> 00:01:46.820 but it's good to have him around for laughs. 00:01:47.821 --> 00:01:49.948 Did you know if your hand is bigger than your face, 00:01:50.031 --> 00:01:51.950 it's a sign that your brain is shrinking? 00:01:52.033 --> 00:01:53.034 It is? 00:01:54.202 --> 00:01:55.995 Gotcha. 00:01:56.079 --> 00:01:59.249 But does this mean my brain is shrinking? 00:01:59.958 --> 00:02:01.376 Not sure. 00:02:01.459 --> 00:02:02.877 Let's check the other hand. 00:02:04.003 --> 00:02:05.797 I'm glad Rowley's along for the ride, 00:02:05.880 --> 00:02:08.133 because everything else about middle school stinks. 00:02:08.216 --> 00:02:10.385 And I can't believe it was just a week ago 00:02:10.468 --> 00:02:12.721 that me and Rowley were actually looking forward to this. 00:02:12.804 --> 00:02:14.305 Heads up! 00:02:21.771 --> 00:02:25.233 That was a good one. You almost hit the front tire that time. 00:02:25.316 --> 00:02:28.737 You just need to slow down a little so I can get locked in. 00:02:30.280 --> 00:02:32.240 - Let me get this straight. - Come on, Rowley. 00:02:32.323 --> 00:02:34.159 So in middle school, 00:02:34.242 --> 00:02:36.494 do you just go to a different room for each class? 00:02:36.578 --> 00:02:37.787 Come on. You got it. 00:02:37.871 --> 00:02:40.540 And you just carry all your stuff around with you all day? 00:02:40.623 --> 00:02:42.500 No, no. No, no, no. 00:02:42.584 --> 00:02:43.877 They give you a locker 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:47.255 so you can just ditch the books you don't need in between periods. 00:02:47.339 --> 00:02:48.882 W-w-what about recess? 00:02:50.258 --> 00:02:52.177 There's still recess, right? 00:02:52.260 --> 00:02:54.554 I told you, like, a million times, Rowley. 00:02:54.637 --> 00:02:56.723 Recess is an elementary school thing. 00:02:56.806 --> 00:02:59.476 Aw. But I like recess. 00:02:59.976 --> 00:03:02.604 Are you gonna go, or are you just gonna sit there? 00:03:02.687 --> 00:03:05.565 Don't you want a turn riding? I've gone three times in a row. 00:03:07.192 --> 00:03:10.820 But you're way better at riding than me. I can never do it as good as you. 00:03:14.366 --> 00:03:15.367 Woo-hoo! 00:03:26.628 --> 00:03:29.714 Oh, come on, Rodrick! You made me miss! 00:03:29.798 --> 00:03:31.257 I'm okay. 00:03:39.015 --> 00:03:40.850 One of the reasons I'm friends with Rowley is 00:03:40.934 --> 00:03:43.645 there aren't a whole lot of boys my age in the neighborhood. 00:03:44.354 --> 00:03:46.690 In fact, aside from Rowley, there's only really-- 00:03:46.773 --> 00:03:48.233 Fregley! 00:03:48.316 --> 00:03:50.568 Why, hello, Greg Heffley. 00:03:51.528 --> 00:03:54.948 Hi, Fregley. I was just, um, getting-- getting my football. 00:03:55.031 --> 00:03:57.575 Wanna come inside my house for a playdate? 00:03:58.076 --> 00:04:00.620 I can show you my room. 00:04:00.704 --> 00:04:04.332 You know, I'll definitely take you up on that offer sometime. 00:04:05.917 --> 00:04:06.918 Wanna see my… 00:04:08.420 --> 00:04:09.879 secret freckle? 00:04:19.723 --> 00:04:21.933 Should we do that one over? 00:04:25.186 --> 00:04:26.354 Who's hungry? 00:04:37.490 --> 00:04:40.035 So, did everyone have a good day? 00:04:40.118 --> 00:04:42.829 Frank, don't do that with your food. It's weird. 00:04:42.912 --> 00:04:45.457 It tastes better this way. 00:04:45.540 --> 00:04:48.043 Hey! Oh! 00:04:48.126 --> 00:04:49.502 I'm still gonna eat it. 00:04:50.712 --> 00:04:53.298 Greg, is that dirt on your back-to-school clothes? 00:04:53.381 --> 00:04:54.966 Please don't call them that. 00:04:55.050 --> 00:04:57.344 What on earth were you doing to get so filthy? 00:04:57.427 --> 00:04:59.596 I was throwing a football in the street with Rowley. 00:05:00.347 --> 00:05:06.144 You were playing a sport with your feet and hands and not a device. 00:05:06.227 --> 00:05:07.270 Wo-- Wow. 00:05:07.854 --> 00:05:09.022 I guess. 00:05:09.105 --> 00:05:12.108 Mark the calendar, Susan. Greg here played a sport. 00:05:12.192 --> 00:05:15.236 You weren't playing that game with Rowley, were you? 00:05:15.320 --> 00:05:17.364 You know you're banned from playing that. 00:05:17.447 --> 00:05:19.657 Somebody is going to get hurt. 00:05:19.741 --> 00:05:20.742 What? 00:05:20.825 --> 00:05:22.369 Oh! Oh, that game? 00:05:22.452 --> 00:05:23.787 No. No way. 00:05:23.870 --> 00:05:25.663 You said we couldn't play that anymore. 00:05:25.747 --> 00:05:28.708 Right. And Rowley's parents are in full agreement. 00:05:28.792 --> 00:05:29.876 Mm-hmm. 00:05:29.959 --> 00:05:32.045 Okay, there. All clean. 00:05:36.633 --> 00:05:39.135 Speaking of Rowley, how's he feeling about Monday? 00:05:39.219 --> 00:05:41.638 Is he looking forward to his first day of middle school? 00:05:41.721 --> 00:05:42.931 Hmm. I'm not sure. 00:05:43.014 --> 00:05:45.475 I think he might be a little nervous, actually. 00:05:45.558 --> 00:05:49.562 Well, he's lucky to have you as a best friend. 00:05:49.646 --> 00:05:52.732 You know, that's all you need to get by in this world. 00:05:52.816 --> 00:05:54.567 One good friend. 00:05:55.318 --> 00:05:56.319 Yeah. 00:05:56.403 --> 00:05:59.739 And you're lucky to have a big brother 00:05:59.823 --> 00:06:03.118 who's already gone through the middle school experience. 00:06:03.201 --> 00:06:04.202 Right, Rodrick? 00:06:06.413 --> 00:06:08.123 - Rodrick! - Huh? 00:06:08.206 --> 00:06:11.418 Take off your headphones. You know the rule. 00:06:11.501 --> 00:06:15.130 Why don't you give Greg a pep talk about middle school? 00:06:15.213 --> 00:06:17.424 Greg's going to middle school? 00:06:17.507 --> 00:06:18.842 Yes, Rodrick. 00:06:18.925 --> 00:06:23.346 Why don't you tell him what he can expect on his first day? 00:06:24.597 --> 00:06:27.684 Here's what you need to know. 00:06:29.894 --> 00:06:32.897 First of all, watch where you sit on the first day of school, 00:06:32.981 --> 00:06:35.525 because your teacher might make that your permanent seat. 00:06:37.527 --> 00:06:40.280 Next, don't use the bathroom on the second floor, 00:06:40.363 --> 00:06:42.449 no matter how bad you have to go. 00:06:42.532 --> 00:06:45.493 There aren't any doors on those stalls. 00:06:45.577 --> 00:06:49.122 And finally, whatever you do, 00:06:49.205 --> 00:06:52.292 don't get the Cheese Touch. 00:06:52.375 --> 00:06:55.462 'Cause if you do, you might as well be dead. 00:06:57.922 --> 00:06:59.007 Thank you, Rodrick, 00:06:59.090 --> 00:07:01.176 for that wonderful pep talk. 00:07:01.259 --> 00:07:04.262 Greg, please forget everything that you just heard. 00:07:04.346 --> 00:07:06.556 Especially the nonsense about the cheese. 00:07:06.639 --> 00:07:09.351 But wha-- what's the Cheese Touch? 00:07:10.435 --> 00:07:12.979 It all started in my first year of middle school. 00:07:13.063 --> 00:07:14.898 No one knows where it came from 00:07:14.981 --> 00:07:16.566 - or who put it there. - Don't do it! 00:07:16.649 --> 00:07:17.942 One day… Stay away! 00:07:18.026 --> 00:07:20.528 …a slice of Swiss cheese appeared on the blacktop. 00:07:20.612 --> 00:07:21.613 Ew! 00:07:21.696 --> 00:07:22.697 At first, 00:07:22.781 --> 00:07:24.240 - no one would go near it. - Ugh! 00:07:24.324 --> 00:07:25.909 - And then one day… - Hmm. 00:07:25.992 --> 00:07:28.536 …a kid named Darren Walsh got curious. 00:07:28.620 --> 00:07:29.829 No way! 00:07:29.913 --> 00:07:32.791 And that's what started the Cheese Touch. 00:07:33.792 --> 00:07:38.296 The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch is to give it to someone else. 00:07:40.423 --> 00:07:41.883 Then one day… - 00:07:41.966 --> 00:07:44.177 …a kid named Abe Hall moved to California. 00:07:44.928 --> 00:07:46.429 He took the Cheese Touch with him. 00:07:46.930 --> 00:07:48.640 But the cheese remained. 00:07:48.723 --> 00:07:51.476 And to this day, it sits on the blacktop, 00:07:51.559 --> 00:07:54.521 waiting to strike again! 00:07:54.604 --> 00:07:56.398 Well, that's terrifying. 00:07:56.481 --> 00:07:58.858 Don't let Rodrick scare you, Greg. 00:07:58.942 --> 00:08:00.944 Middle school's gonna be fun. 00:08:01.027 --> 00:08:05.407 Oh, and please don't mention the-- the cheese thing to Rowley. 00:08:06.032 --> 00:08:08.368 Honestly, it-- it'll scare him half to death. 00:08:09.160 --> 00:08:10.328 Who's Rowley? 00:08:10.412 --> 00:08:11.413 Greg's best friend. 00:08:11.496 --> 00:08:14.499 You know, the kid who's over here almost every single day. 00:08:14.582 --> 00:08:15.834 Oh, him. 00:08:15.917 --> 00:08:18.044 I thought you were babysitting that kid. 00:08:18.128 --> 00:08:19.879 We're the same age. 00:08:19.963 --> 00:08:21.798 He's the same age as y-- 00:08:23.717 --> 00:08:27.679 Oh, man. I thought he was, like, in kindergarten or something. 00:08:28.805 --> 00:08:31.057 Middle school's gonna eat him alive. 00:08:31.141 --> 00:08:32.142 Rodrick. 00:08:33.351 --> 00:08:36.062 Let me give you one last piece of advice, Greg. 00:08:36.146 --> 00:08:38.773 Middle school is every man for himself. 00:08:38.857 --> 00:08:41.693 You don't need some overgrown baby weighing you down. 00:08:41.776 --> 00:08:42.861 Rodrick! 00:08:42.944 --> 00:08:44.279 That's enough. 00:08:48.533 --> 00:08:50.744 Greg, come on, man. Trust me. 00:08:50.827 --> 00:08:53.621 Cut him loose now or you both drown. 00:09:25.779 --> 00:09:28.448 - You lose! - Woo-hoo! 00:09:28.531 --> 00:09:31.659 In your face, Greg! That's three in a row. 00:09:32.410 --> 00:09:33.411 Wanna go again? 00:09:33.495 --> 00:09:35.288 No, that's okay. We can shut it off. 00:09:35.372 --> 00:09:36.581 What's the matter? 00:09:36.664 --> 00:09:39.376 Afraid to lose? 00:09:39.918 --> 00:09:41.711 No, I'm just not in the mood. 00:09:50.887 --> 00:09:52.180 Rowley, cut it out! 00:09:53.556 --> 00:09:54.641 I mean-- 00:09:55.266 --> 00:09:57.519 Don't you think it's time to start acting our age? 00:09:58.186 --> 00:10:00.355 But you always do the chicken thing to me. 00:10:01.022 --> 00:10:02.816 It's not just that, Rowley. 00:10:02.899 --> 00:10:04.067 Look around this room. 00:10:04.150 --> 00:10:08.780 All these stuffed animals, that bedspread, and what's with this Joshie guy anyway? 00:10:08.863 --> 00:10:10.615 Joshie's from Europe. 00:10:10.699 --> 00:10:14.369 And you're just jealous because I discovered him first. 00:10:14.452 --> 00:10:17.706 Yeah, I'm jealous that you discovered some stupid pop star 00:10:17.789 --> 00:10:19.791 whose fans are only six-year-old girls. 00:10:19.874 --> 00:10:21.084 Joshie says, 00:10:21.167 --> 00:10:23.837 "Follow your dreams and respect your parents." 00:10:24.629 --> 00:10:26.756 Don't you think it's time to grow up, Rowley? 00:10:26.840 --> 00:10:28.216 You're in middle school now. 00:10:28.299 --> 00:10:29.676 Well, not yet. 00:10:29.759 --> 00:10:32.470 "Be friendly to one another, yes?" 00:10:32.554 --> 00:10:33.972 Come on, Rowley. 00:10:34.055 --> 00:10:35.640 Middle school's no joke. 00:10:35.724 --> 00:10:40.145 There's bullies, and bathrooms with no stall doors, and permanent seats, 00:10:40.228 --> 00:10:42.188 - and-- and-- - And what? 00:10:42.272 --> 00:10:44.441 And the cheese! 00:10:44.524 --> 00:10:45.942 What's the cheese? 00:10:50.822 --> 00:10:53.366 Please don't mention the cheese thing. 00:10:53.450 --> 00:10:54.868 It'll scare him half to death. 00:10:56.286 --> 00:10:57.287 You know what? 00:10:57.370 --> 00:10:58.830 Forget I said anything. 00:10:59.372 --> 00:11:02.876 Middle school's gonna be just fine. In fact, it'll be great. 00:11:03.710 --> 00:11:07.714 Yeah, 'cause we're in it together. Right, Greg? Friends till the end. 00:11:08.715 --> 00:11:10.508 Yeah, friends till the end. 00:11:20.060 --> 00:11:23.146 - Hi, how was your summer? - My summer was awesome. 00:11:24.147 --> 00:11:25.857 No, I hate camp. 00:11:26.441 --> 00:11:28.693 Oh, my gosh, I love your backpack. 00:11:28.777 --> 00:11:30.653 Did your mom dress you this morning? 00:11:30.737 --> 00:11:32.280 Look at those high waters. 00:11:32.364 --> 00:11:35.867 I heard that Peter Mud and Alicia Tango got their braces stuck together 00:11:35.950 --> 00:11:38.119 - over the summer. - Move to the side, shrimp. 00:11:38.995 --> 00:11:42.791 - Come on. Let's go. I don't wanna be late. - But what about the-- the cheese? 00:11:42.874 --> 00:11:45.043 That's just some stupid fairy tale Rodrick made up. 00:11:45.877 --> 00:11:48.088 Stop trying to copy my style, please. 00:11:50.423 --> 00:11:52.634 Nice mom jeans, Kelsey. 00:11:53.468 --> 00:11:54.552 Hair color… 00:11:54.636 --> 00:11:57.263 You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea. 00:11:57.347 --> 00:11:59.224 Maybe my mom can homeschool me. 00:11:59.307 --> 00:12:00.517 Come on, Rowley. 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:02.185 You can do this. 00:12:02.268 --> 00:12:06.398 We can do this. We just need to find our lockers and we'll be fine. 00:12:06.481 --> 00:12:07.732 Heads up. 00:12:07.816 --> 00:12:09.150 Whoa! 00:12:10.777 --> 00:12:11.778 Ugh! 00:12:12.487 --> 00:12:14.781 But I gotta go to the bathroom! 00:12:15.657 --> 00:12:16.658 Ugh! 00:12:25.792 --> 00:12:29.087 …sanitary. 00:12:29.170 --> 00:12:30.797 Yep. Homeschool for sure. 00:12:30.880 --> 00:12:31.881 One step at a time. 00:12:31.965 --> 00:12:34.551 Don't make eye contact, and they won't even notice you're here. 00:12:34.634 --> 00:12:36.678 You better not be looking at my boyfriend, Kelsey. 00:12:38.972 --> 00:12:41.224 Come on. I was eating that. 00:12:45.061 --> 00:12:46.479 Help me. 00:12:49.649 --> 00:12:50.984 Mm-mmm. 00:12:52.360 --> 00:12:53.361 That was close. 00:12:55.071 --> 00:12:57.574 Kindergarten's down the street. 00:12:59.200 --> 00:13:00.201 Not so bad. 00:13:00.285 --> 00:13:02.370 And look. Our lockers are right next to each other. 00:13:02.454 --> 00:13:04.247 Yes! 00:13:05.498 --> 00:13:07.417 Look. They keep our schedules in here. 00:13:07.500 --> 00:13:08.835 Cool. Let me see yours. 00:13:09.419 --> 00:13:11.796 But they don't match. 00:13:11.880 --> 00:13:14.674 Well, we've got lunch together. We'll see each other then. 00:13:16.217 --> 00:13:17.677 - Oh, hey! - See ya! 00:13:17.761 --> 00:13:18.970 What do we do now? 00:13:19.679 --> 00:13:20.764 We go to homeroom. 00:13:21.639 --> 00:13:22.724 Mine's right here. 00:13:23.308 --> 00:13:25.310 Yours is upstairs, I think. 00:13:25.393 --> 00:13:27.562 There's an upstairs? 00:13:28.396 --> 00:13:30.565 - Out of the way, runt. - Move to the side, shrimp. 00:13:30.648 --> 00:13:32.609 - Step aside, little man. - Yes, not for long, little man. 00:13:32.692 --> 00:13:36.654 Greg! What do I do? What do I do? 00:13:37.322 --> 00:13:38.865 There was no time to worry about Rowley, 00:13:38.948 --> 00:13:41.326 because I needed to focus on my own situation. 00:13:58.718 --> 00:14:01.805 I was glad Rodrick gave me a few pointers, so I knew what not to do. 00:14:06.559 --> 00:14:08.770 - Oh, hey. - Yeah. Awesome. 00:14:11.731 --> 00:14:12.816 Uh… 00:14:21.324 --> 00:14:22.325 Exactly! 00:14:23.910 --> 00:14:25.078 - But it turns out… - Shh. 00:14:25.161 --> 00:14:27.330 …having an older brother who went to the same school 00:14:27.414 --> 00:14:29.582 isn't such a good thing after all. 00:14:29.666 --> 00:14:31.543 - Greg Heffley? - Huh? 00:14:31.626 --> 00:14:34.045 As in Rodrick Heffley's brother? 00:14:34.713 --> 00:14:37.465 You'll be sitting in the chair in front of my desk. 00:14:42.262 --> 00:14:44.806 Oh! 00:14:44.889 --> 00:14:46.766 Bro, dude's with the weirdo. 00:14:46.850 --> 00:14:49.811 Just about everything's different from elementary school. 00:14:52.564 --> 00:14:54.232 Wouldn't want to be him. 00:14:54.315 --> 00:14:55.984 Mm-hmm. 00:14:57.068 --> 00:14:59.696 And the biggest change is who's popular and who's not. 00:14:59.779 --> 00:15:01.740 Back in elementary school, it was simple. 00:15:01.823 --> 00:15:04.284 If you were the fastest runner, you were the most popular. 00:15:04.367 --> 00:15:05.410 In fifth grade… 00:15:05.493 --> 00:15:07.287 …the fastest runner was Ronnie McCoy. 00:15:07.370 --> 00:15:09.205 But now, all the rules have changed. 00:15:10.165 --> 00:15:12.667 Now it's all about whether or not you have cool hair 00:15:12.751 --> 00:15:14.919 and how many followers you have on social media. 00:15:15.754 --> 00:15:16.755 In middle school, 00:15:16.838 --> 00:15:19.591 a kid like George Deveney is at the top of the food chain, 00:15:19.674 --> 00:15:23.303 and Ronnie McCoy is scratching his head wondering what the heck happened. 00:15:23.386 --> 00:15:26.639 So what I'm trying to figure out is where I fit into all this. 00:15:26.723 --> 00:15:30.685 I'm sure I'm not at the top of the ladder, but at least I'm not at the bottom. 00:15:31.853 --> 00:15:33.521 Does this scab smell funny to you? 00:15:34.356 --> 00:15:36.441 But there's one way for sure to get to the bottom. 00:15:36.524 --> 00:15:37.525 Come on! 00:15:37.609 --> 00:15:40.028 - Run! Yeah! - Yo, get in there for the rebound, dude. 00:15:41.029 --> 00:15:42.781 And nobody's risking that. 00:15:47.452 --> 00:15:49.704 What are you standing around for? 00:15:49.788 --> 00:15:51.122 Get the ball! 00:15:51.706 --> 00:15:53.124 Ew. It's so gross. 00:15:56.920 --> 00:16:00.674 - Hey, what did you get for lunch? - Today I have a jacket. 00:16:01.466 --> 00:16:02.842 Looks pretty full up. 00:16:03.885 --> 00:16:04.886 Oh, hey. 00:16:04.969 --> 00:16:08.932 Try your luck with someone else. Maybe try the table next door. 00:16:09.015 --> 00:16:11.017 Eighth-graders only, newbies. 00:16:11.101 --> 00:16:12.644 Should we sit with the girls? 00:16:12.727 --> 00:16:14.521 We're out of our league here. 00:16:14.604 --> 00:16:15.605 Hey! Over there. 00:16:17.148 --> 00:16:18.400 - Take a hike. - Hey. 00:16:18.483 --> 00:16:20.819 - Band members only. - Not today, guys. 00:16:21.569 --> 00:16:22.821 Over there. Let's go! 00:16:22.904 --> 00:16:24.989 Yeah? Check back when we're not so busy. 00:16:29.160 --> 00:16:30.328 Uh… 00:16:31.454 --> 00:16:33.456 There's two! 00:16:36.710 --> 00:16:38.169 And another thing. 00:16:38.253 --> 00:16:41.047 Don't use the bathroom on the second floor. 00:16:41.131 --> 00:16:43.675 That was a big mistake. 00:16:43.758 --> 00:16:46.511 Yeah, I probably should have warned you about that. 00:16:49.389 --> 00:16:52.434 I can't deal with this. I need to be sitting at a table. 00:16:52.517 --> 00:16:55.353 But you said only popular kids get seats at the table. 00:16:55.437 --> 00:16:58.481 Well, I heard Charlie Davies is getting braces next week, 00:16:58.565 --> 00:17:00.400 so he'll definitely drop a few spots for sure. 00:17:00.483 --> 00:17:02.986 But that's only one spot. We need two. 00:17:05.530 --> 00:17:09.659 That's all the time we get? I didn't even get to finish my juice box. 00:17:09.743 --> 00:17:11.911 We gotta go to fifth period, Rowley. 00:17:11.995 --> 00:17:14.330 I'll meet you back here at the door after school. 00:17:14.414 --> 00:17:16.708 But I don't want to go back out there. 00:17:16.791 --> 00:17:19.127 Keep a low profile and you'll be fine. 00:17:21.379 --> 00:17:22.881 Think good thoughts, Rowley. 00:17:22.964 --> 00:17:26.760 Good thoughts, Rowley. Good thoughts. 00:17:27.552 --> 00:17:28.887 Hey, Greg! 00:17:28.970 --> 00:17:32.265 After school, wanna come over and play? 00:17:32.349 --> 00:17:35.518 Play, play, play, play, play… 00:17:43.693 --> 00:17:45.111 Play. 00:17:45.195 --> 00:17:46.613 Play. 00:17:46.696 --> 00:17:48.948 - Play. - Play. 00:18:04.089 --> 00:18:07.300 - Hey, kid. Wanna come over and play? - Huh? 00:18:07.384 --> 00:18:09.260 Um, no, thank you. 00:18:09.344 --> 00:18:10.512 Psst! Rowley! 00:18:10.595 --> 00:18:14.140 There you are! You said we were gonna meet at the back door. 00:18:14.224 --> 00:18:15.850 "Hang out," Rowley. 00:18:15.934 --> 00:18:18.770 You say "hang out" in middle school, not "play." 00:18:18.853 --> 00:18:20.647 I've told you that a million times. 00:18:20.730 --> 00:18:23.566 Oh, yeah. Sorry. 00:18:23.650 --> 00:18:25.860 Seriously, you gotta start listening to me, Rowley. 00:18:25.944 --> 00:18:27.529 You're gonna get us both killed. 00:18:28.113 --> 00:18:32.784 So, do you wanna hang out and "do" video games? 00:18:32.867 --> 00:18:33.868 Better. 00:18:36.705 --> 00:18:38.998 Thankfully, Rowley did start listening to me. 00:18:39.082 --> 00:18:41.251 We made it through the next few weeks alive. 00:18:42.377 --> 00:18:45.839 But by the time Halloween rolled around, Rowley started to slip again. 00:18:46.923 --> 00:18:49.926 Do you think our teachers will let us wear our costumes to school tomorrow? 00:18:50.010 --> 00:18:53.805 No, Rowley. No! Have I not taught you anything? 00:18:53.888 --> 00:18:56.307 They had a costume parade in elementary school. 00:18:56.391 --> 00:19:00.061 Right, elementary school. We're in middle school now, remember? 00:19:00.770 --> 00:19:02.605 Yeah, you keep reminding me. 00:19:02.689 --> 00:19:05.150 Listen. The only reason I'm trick-or-treating this year 00:19:05.233 --> 00:19:06.276 is for the candy. 00:19:06.359 --> 00:19:09.237 And I really don't want anyone knowing we're doing this, okay? 00:19:09.320 --> 00:19:12.449 - I guess. - Listen, things are hard enough at school. 00:19:12.532 --> 00:19:14.993 I just don't wanna put a target on our backs, you know? 00:19:15.702 --> 00:19:16.745 Fine. 00:19:16.828 --> 00:19:19.330 So wear something that doesn't attract too much attention. 00:19:19.414 --> 00:19:21.958 - Seriously, we have to be invisible. - Got it. 00:19:33.178 --> 00:19:35.430 Ooh! Is that our first trick-or-treater? 00:19:35.513 --> 00:19:37.599 - Can someone get the door? - I'm on it. 00:19:46.191 --> 00:19:48.193 What? Huh? 00:19:51.321 --> 00:19:55.492 Rowley, what are you doing? I thought we said we were being invisible? 00:19:55.575 --> 00:19:58.536 - My mom made me add safety stuff. - We can deal with costume stuff later. 00:19:58.620 --> 00:19:59.621 - Bubby. - Greg? 00:19:59.704 --> 00:20:00.914 Let's get out of here before-- 00:20:00.997 --> 00:20:03.083 You weren't gonna leave without Manny, were you? 00:20:03.166 --> 00:20:06.336 - Rowley, you look adorable. - Come on. 00:20:06.419 --> 00:20:08.922 Mom, can't someone else take Manny? 00:20:09.005 --> 00:20:13.134 Well, Rodrick's at the high school party, I'm going to be handing out the candy, 00:20:13.218 --> 00:20:17.681 and Dad is doing that thing that he does on Halloween. 00:20:17.764 --> 00:20:20.892 Okay. Man your stations. Well, I'll man mine. 00:20:20.975 --> 00:20:24.145 Just making sure we're not getting toilet-papered this year. 00:20:24.688 --> 00:20:27.190 It takes too long to get that off. No, no. It's not happening. 00:20:27.273 --> 00:20:29.609 Good thoughts. All positivity. 00:20:29.693 --> 00:20:31.569 But Manny will just slow us down. 00:20:31.653 --> 00:20:33.905 We're trying to double our territory this year, Mom. 00:20:33.988 --> 00:20:36.574 Well, there are only so many houses in our neighborhood. 00:20:36.658 --> 00:20:37.826 Wait a minute. 00:20:37.909 --> 00:20:41.329 You're not planning to take the shortcut through Snake Road, are you? 00:20:41.413 --> 00:20:42.956 What? No. 00:20:45.083 --> 00:20:46.751 That-- That would be crazy. 00:20:46.835 --> 00:20:51.089 Good. Because you would be in big trouble if you did. 00:20:51.172 --> 00:20:53.967 Right, Manny? 00:20:55.635 --> 00:20:58.096 Keep to the sidewalks, and I want you back at 8:00. 00:20:58.179 --> 00:20:59.264 It's a school night. 00:20:59.347 --> 00:21:01.224 8:00? 8:00 a.m.? 00:21:01.307 --> 00:21:03.643 All right. I-- I mean, I'm fine with that. 00:21:05.228 --> 00:21:08.148 Fine. 8:30 and not a second later. 00:21:08.231 --> 00:21:11.109 Oh, Rowley, you know what? Those glow sticks are a great idea. 00:21:11.192 --> 00:21:13.945 Let me see if I have any in the pantry. 00:21:14.029 --> 00:21:15.280 Okay, time to go. 00:21:15.363 --> 00:21:17.449 Come on, Manny. You wanna get some candy? 00:21:17.532 --> 00:21:18.825 Arr! 00:21:19.659 --> 00:21:21.870 - Thank you. - Isn't he in your class? 00:21:22.370 --> 00:21:25.081 - That's a kiddy costume! - All right! Let's go! 00:21:25.165 --> 00:21:26.833 It's the Prince of Preschool. 00:21:28.168 --> 00:21:29.586 What a dork. 00:21:31.379 --> 00:21:32.380 Trick or treat. 00:21:33.631 --> 00:21:35.008 Trick or treat. 00:21:35.842 --> 00:21:38.720 - Candy. - Aw. Here, take five. 00:21:40.180 --> 00:21:41.181 Yay! 00:21:41.806 --> 00:21:43.016 Thanks. 00:21:43.099 --> 00:21:44.851 Aren't you too old for trick or treat? 00:21:51.358 --> 00:21:52.567 What the heck? 00:21:55.945 --> 00:21:57.614 Aw. 00:21:59.449 --> 00:22:00.575 Bye. 00:22:04.454 --> 00:22:06.081 Unbelievable. 00:22:10.377 --> 00:22:13.421 Come on, guys. We need to pick up the pace a little. 00:22:13.505 --> 00:22:14.714 You guys are killing me. 00:22:26.601 --> 00:22:27.811 Hi. 00:22:28.353 --> 00:22:30.939 Is that a cute little pirate I see? 00:22:31.022 --> 00:22:32.023 Mm-hmm. 00:22:34.109 --> 00:22:35.068 Aw. 00:22:35.151 --> 00:22:37.237 Here's some extra booty for your bucket. 00:22:37.320 --> 00:22:38.738 - Biggie! - Seriously? 00:22:38.822 --> 00:22:41.908 King-size? It'll take you a week to get through that. 00:22:41.991 --> 00:22:43.034 Bubby! 00:22:47.497 --> 00:22:48.498 Hmm… 00:22:49.666 --> 00:22:51.918 - Do you see what's happening here, Rowley? - Hmm? Aw. 00:22:52.001 --> 00:22:53.712 This kid's our golden ticket! 00:22:58.425 --> 00:23:00.427 Hmm? 00:23:00.510 --> 00:23:02.137 Aw. 00:23:02.220 --> 00:23:03.972 There you go. 00:23:04.055 --> 00:23:05.223 Oh, yes! 00:23:05.306 --> 00:23:07.183 Yay! 00:23:08.935 --> 00:23:10.353 Bubby! Candy! 00:23:14.357 --> 00:23:16.568 I can't believe we never thought of bringing Manny. 00:23:16.651 --> 00:23:18.862 - This kid's a gold mine. - Yeah. 00:23:18.945 --> 00:23:21.531 So we'll stop by my house, empty these bags in my room, 00:23:21.614 --> 00:23:23.450 then head back out for another round, okay? 00:23:23.533 --> 00:23:27.495 I don't know. I mean, Manny looks tired. 00:23:27.579 --> 00:23:29.372 He's fine. Aren't you, Manny? 00:23:32.417 --> 00:23:33.626 See? That was a nod. 00:23:33.710 --> 00:23:36.546 Actually, I'm kind of tired too. 00:23:37.130 --> 00:23:40.175 Come on, Rowley. We can stock up on candy for the year! 00:23:40.258 --> 00:23:42.260 We can't let this opportunity go to waste. 00:23:42.344 --> 00:23:44.137 But we don't need that much candy. 00:23:44.220 --> 00:23:47.098 Seriously? You can never have too much candy, Rowley. 00:23:47.182 --> 00:23:50.435 Candy's like money in middle school. We can buy someone's lunch seats off them. 00:23:51.770 --> 00:23:53.980 How about just like a couple more houses, okay? 00:23:55.565 --> 00:23:56.733 It's the end of the night. 00:23:56.816 --> 00:23:58.651 Everyone's looking to get rid of their candy. 00:23:58.735 --> 00:24:00.945 - We can make a killing. - I don't know. 00:24:01.029 --> 00:24:03.907 Okay, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna hit Whirley Street. 00:24:03.990 --> 00:24:06.826 Whirley Street? But that's like a mile from here. 00:24:06.910 --> 00:24:09.329 - Not if we take a shortcut. - Snake Road? 00:24:09.871 --> 00:24:12.832 - Don't you remember what your mom said? - She'll never even know. 00:24:12.916 --> 00:24:16.419 Twenty more minutes and we'll be back at my house eating our candy. I promise. 00:24:18.171 --> 00:24:19.756 We're not little kids anymore. 00:24:30.183 --> 00:24:31.726 All right. That's my boy. 00:24:57.210 --> 00:24:59.212 I-- I think we made a mistake. 00:24:59.295 --> 00:25:02.090 It's gonna be worth it, Rowley. Just think about all the candy. 00:25:02.173 --> 00:25:04.009 I don't even like candy all that much. 00:25:04.092 --> 00:25:07.095 Rowley, do not say that. Don't even joke about it. 00:25:07.178 --> 00:25:10.807 Do you think the Goat Man is gonna get us? 00:25:10.890 --> 00:25:13.768 Are you kidding me, Rowley? That's obviously a made-up story. 00:25:13.852 --> 00:25:17.522 - Rodrick was just trying to scare us. - That's what you said about the cheese. 00:25:17.605 --> 00:25:19.357 And that was real. 00:25:19.441 --> 00:25:22.068 Yeah, well, a half-man, half-goat? 00:25:22.152 --> 00:25:24.279 It's not even physically possible, Rowley. 00:25:32.954 --> 00:25:33.955 But-- 00:25:34.039 --> 00:25:36.499 But if the Goat Man was real, 00:25:36.583 --> 00:25:39.627 do you think he's a goat on the top and a person on the bottom? 00:25:40.253 --> 00:25:41.796 Or the other way around? 00:25:42.464 --> 00:25:44.507 Or do you think he's got a split down the middle 00:25:44.591 --> 00:25:47.052 with a goat on the left side and a person on the right? 00:25:48.219 --> 00:25:50.972 Can we stop talking about this? I think I hear some-- 00:25:58.396 --> 00:25:59.481 Teenagers! 00:26:00.148 --> 00:26:01.983 ♫ Breaking the law, breaking the law ♫ 00:26:02.067 --> 00:26:04.235 Whoa! That was close! 00:26:04.778 --> 00:26:07.781 Yeah. Um, let's just keep moving before-- 00:26:16.873 --> 00:26:19.417 ♫ Breaking the law, breaking the law ♫ 00:26:20.043 --> 00:26:21.544 ♫ Breaking the law, breaking the law ♫ 00:26:22.796 --> 00:26:23.963 ♫ Breaking the law, break-- ♫ 00:26:25.715 --> 00:26:29.552 Look at these little nerds, out past their bedtimes. 00:26:29.636 --> 00:26:33.765 Yeah. Shouldn't you be getting a good night's sleep? 00:26:39.312 --> 00:26:42.190 Actually, we're in middle school. My bedtime's not until 9:00. 00:26:42.273 --> 00:26:44.609 Mom let me stay up extra tonight. 00:26:44.693 --> 00:26:47.570 Yeah, we-- we better head home. Have a good night, fellas. 00:26:48.655 --> 00:26:51.533 Ooh! Look at those bags. Is that all candy? 00:26:52.075 --> 00:26:55.745 Mostly. But my parents handed out miniature toothbrushes this year, 00:26:55.829 --> 00:26:57.414 so we've got those too. 00:26:57.497 --> 00:27:00.959 We-- We'd really better get going now. 00:27:01.042 --> 00:27:05.088 It would be a real pity if that candy got wet. 00:27:17.809 --> 00:27:19.144 - What? - Huh? 00:27:23.732 --> 00:27:25.900 Greg, run! 00:27:30.655 --> 00:27:32.282 Let's go! 00:27:39.789 --> 00:27:41.374 Hang on to Manny! 00:27:49.966 --> 00:27:51.801 Whoa! 00:27:55.221 --> 00:27:56.848 Yeah! 00:28:07.734 --> 00:28:09.652 Yeah, baby! 00:28:11.404 --> 00:28:13.156 Not so fast! 00:28:14.324 --> 00:28:15.241 Whoo! 00:28:34.219 --> 00:28:35.261 Oh, yes! 00:28:36.638 --> 00:28:38.807 You'll pay for this! 00:28:42.519 --> 00:28:44.771 We know where you go to school! 00:28:48.775 --> 00:28:50.026 Whoa! 00:28:59.744 --> 00:29:00.745 Is this… 00:29:01.663 --> 00:29:03.873 My yard! We made it, Rowley. 00:29:03.957 --> 00:29:05.458 We're alive! 00:29:06.584 --> 00:29:07.627 I told you, Rowley. 00:29:07.711 --> 00:29:10.005 If you just stick with me, everything will be fine. 00:29:10.088 --> 00:29:12.549 Now let's get inside and enjoy some of this candy. 00:29:15.093 --> 00:29:16.720 Ha ha! Oh! 00:29:16.803 --> 00:29:19.639 Sorry. I-I thought you were teenagers. 00:29:19.723 --> 00:29:20.849 Are you all right? 00:29:21.433 --> 00:29:22.559 You're all right. 00:29:23.768 --> 00:29:25.437 We were worried sick about you two. 00:29:25.520 --> 00:29:26.771 - Mama. - Where were you boys? 00:29:28.023 --> 00:29:29.524 Snake Road. 00:29:30.692 --> 00:29:31.818 Busted. 00:29:31.901 --> 00:29:34.696 Mom grounded me from playing video games for a week, 00:29:34.779 --> 00:29:36.156 which is her go-to punishment. 00:29:36.239 --> 00:29:39.909 That meant I had to figure out something else to do with my time after school. 00:29:39.993 --> 00:29:41.036 Woo-hoo! 00:29:42.620 --> 00:29:43.621 Woo-hoo! 00:29:50.253 --> 00:29:53.089 I'm thinking I might either run for student council 00:29:53.173 --> 00:29:56.676 or maybe sign up for the dance committee. Or maybe I'll try out for the play. 00:29:56.760 --> 00:29:59.137 - They're doing Wizard of Oz this year. - Uh-huh. 00:29:59.220 --> 00:30:00.930 Chirag Gupta wants to be Toto, 00:30:01.014 --> 00:30:04.601 and Patty Farrell says Mrs. Norton already promised her Dorothy. 00:30:04.684 --> 00:30:08.688 I'm trying to decide if I wanna try out for the Scarecrow or the Cowardly Lion. 00:30:08.772 --> 00:30:11.483 Sounds great, Rowley. Can you go now? 00:30:11.566 --> 00:30:13.610 Well, aren't you gonna sign up for anything? 00:30:13.693 --> 00:30:17.697 My mom says, "It's important to belong to something when you're in middle school." 00:30:17.781 --> 00:30:18.990 Belong to something? 00:30:19.074 --> 00:30:22.118 Rowley, I can't even get a seat at lunch, and I'm sick and tired of it. 00:30:22.202 --> 00:30:23.411 But if we were in the play, 00:30:23.495 --> 00:30:26.581 we could make friends who could invite us to sit at their lunch table. 00:30:26.664 --> 00:30:29.709 That's a lot of work, Rowley. And it'll take too much of my time. 00:30:29.793 --> 00:30:31.378 I need to change my situation now! 00:30:40.595 --> 00:30:42.055 Oh, yeah! 00:30:43.473 --> 00:30:45.975 Whoa! 00:30:46.059 --> 00:30:47.310 Hey, oh! 00:30:47.977 --> 00:30:49.062 Rowley! 00:30:50.647 --> 00:30:53.983 You okay? I feel so bad! I really didn't mean to flip you. 00:30:55.860 --> 00:30:57.404 I think I hurt my arm. 00:30:57.487 --> 00:30:59.989 Yeah, I think I might have pulled something myself. 00:31:00.532 --> 00:31:02.826 Can you believe that throw though? I mean-- 00:31:04.411 --> 00:31:05.453 Ow. 00:31:05.537 --> 00:31:07.163 Oh, man. You're really hurt. 00:31:09.207 --> 00:31:10.875 I think I'd better go home. 00:31:11.418 --> 00:31:14.379 Okay. But you can't tell your parents how this happened. 00:31:14.462 --> 00:31:17.340 If my mom found out we were playing this game, she'd go nuts. 00:31:17.424 --> 00:31:20.051 - I'm already grounded. - What am I supposed to tell them then? 00:31:20.135 --> 00:31:23.179 Just say you were playing tag and that you tripped on the curb. 00:31:23.263 --> 00:31:25.807 But whatever you do, don't mention the Rumble Trike. 00:31:29.102 --> 00:31:30.103 Got it? 00:31:30.687 --> 00:31:31.688 Got it. 00:31:38.153 --> 00:31:41.197 - So what happened at the hospital? - They took a bunch of X-rays. 00:31:41.281 --> 00:31:43.241 The doctor says my arm is broken. 00:31:43.324 --> 00:31:44.409 Broken? 00:31:44.492 --> 00:31:47.037 Oh, man. I thought it was just bruised or something. 00:31:47.120 --> 00:31:49.914 Nope. I've got a cast and everything. 00:31:49.998 --> 00:31:52.125 A cast? That's serious! 00:31:52.208 --> 00:31:53.585 Yeah, I know. 00:31:53.668 --> 00:31:55.879 I mean, that's really awful and everything. 00:31:56.921 --> 00:31:58.631 - But do you know what this means? - Yeah. 00:31:58.715 --> 00:32:02.344 I have to put a plastic bag over my arm in the shower for a whole month. 00:32:02.427 --> 00:32:05.347 No! What this means for school. 00:32:06.264 --> 00:32:10.101 I guess I can't do the wrestling unit in Phys Ed? 00:32:10.185 --> 00:32:13.188 Rowley! A cast is the greatest thing that can happen to a kid. 00:32:13.271 --> 00:32:15.065 - It is? - Yes, Rowley. 00:32:15.148 --> 00:32:18.234 - Everyone's gonna wanna sign it. - What? They will? 00:32:18.318 --> 00:32:21.196 Yes. Kids will be begging you to sit at their lunch table. 00:32:21.279 --> 00:32:22.280 Yeah. 00:32:22.364 --> 00:32:24.866 And I hope you'll remember who your real friends are, Rowley. 00:32:24.949 --> 00:32:27.035 The people who helped you get to where you are. 00:32:27.118 --> 00:32:28.828 - Yeah. - What about your parents? 00:32:28.912 --> 00:32:29.996 Are they suspicious? 00:32:30.080 --> 00:32:33.333 I told them I tripped on a rock playing Duck, Duck, Goose, like you said. 00:32:33.416 --> 00:32:34.751 Like I said? 00:32:34.834 --> 00:32:37.962 We were playing tag, Rowley! And you tripped over the curb. 00:32:38.046 --> 00:32:41.591 It doesn't even make sense for two people to play Duck, Duck, Goose. Come on! 00:32:41.675 --> 00:32:45.387 - Oh, yeah. Sorry. - We gotta get our story straight, 00:32:45.470 --> 00:32:47.389 or they're gonna find out about the Rumble Trike. 00:32:47.472 --> 00:32:49.599 Did you say, "Rumble Trike"? 00:32:55.605 --> 00:32:57.941 I don't know what to do with you, Greg. 00:32:58.024 --> 00:33:00.694 First you disobey me and go to Snake Road. 00:33:00.777 --> 00:33:02.779 Then you play that-- that game. 00:33:02.862 --> 00:33:05.824 I told you someone was going to get hurt playing that. 00:33:05.907 --> 00:33:07.742 I'm sorry, Mom. I just… 00:33:10.995 --> 00:33:12.997 Lying to me is bad enough, 00:33:13.081 --> 00:33:17.544 but telling Rowley to lie to his parents is just-- just-- 00:33:20.338 --> 00:33:21.548 Mom, I know I messed up. 00:33:22.590 --> 00:33:24.926 You can take away my video games for the month. 00:33:25.010 --> 00:33:26.636 The year if it makes you feel better. 00:33:26.720 --> 00:33:29.889 Punishing you doesn't make me feel better, Greg. 00:33:29.973 --> 00:33:31.766 I'm trying to raise a good kid. 00:33:31.850 --> 00:33:33.518 I do wanna be good, Mom. 00:33:34.644 --> 00:33:36.229 Well, then here's what you need to do. 00:33:36.312 --> 00:33:40.066 You need to figure out a way to make things right by Rowley. 00:33:41.109 --> 00:33:42.527 You owe that to him. 00:33:43.278 --> 00:33:45.613 That boy is such a good friend to you. 00:33:46.489 --> 00:33:47.490 Yeah, Mom. 00:33:48.366 --> 00:33:50.493 I can't tell you how to make things right. 00:33:51.327 --> 00:33:52.704 That part is up to you. 00:33:56.249 --> 00:33:59.919 - But Mom… - Listen to that inner voice, Greg. 00:34:01.046 --> 00:34:02.380 I know it's in there. 00:34:03.131 --> 00:34:04.382 Do the right thing. 00:34:10.180 --> 00:34:12.849 Okay, I know what my mom wanted me to do. 00:34:12.932 --> 00:34:15.935 She wanted me to tell Rowley's parents the truth about what happened. 00:34:16.978 --> 00:34:20.648 But here's the thing. Rowley's dad has never really liked me. 00:34:20.732 --> 00:34:23.068 I knew if I told him what really happened, 00:34:23.151 --> 00:34:25.612 it was just gonna make him like me even less. 00:34:25.695 --> 00:34:27.322 That wouldn't make things any better. 00:34:28.031 --> 00:34:29.908 I don't wanna get Rowley in trouble for lying, 00:34:29.991 --> 00:34:31.785 'cause then he'd be in trouble too. 00:34:31.868 --> 00:34:36.623 So, I decided the right thing to do was to just let things be. 00:34:40.877 --> 00:34:43.755 Because telling the truth would make things worse for everybody. 00:34:54.891 --> 00:34:56.976 - Ooh. - Oh, my gosh. What happened? 00:34:57.060 --> 00:34:59.270 - It looks so cool. - Oh, you're so great. 00:35:00.188 --> 00:35:01.189 Can I sign it? 00:35:01.272 --> 00:35:03.817 And I'll tell you another thing that I was right about. 00:35:05.443 --> 00:35:08.780 That cast. In fact, it worked even better than I thought it would. 00:35:11.074 --> 00:35:12.325 It's so cool. 00:35:14.661 --> 00:35:17.914 Just like I predicted, getting a seat at lunch was no problem at all. 00:35:24.963 --> 00:35:26.840 Well, at least for Rowley it wasn't a problem. 00:35:26.923 --> 00:35:29.384 Here comes the airplane. 00:35:32.971 --> 00:35:35.682 - Nom! - Here comes the train! 00:35:35.765 --> 00:35:39.561 Chugga chugga chugga, choo choo! 00:35:41.896 --> 00:35:43.648 He can feed himself just fine, okay? 00:35:43.732 --> 00:35:45.233 Mmm. 00:35:45.316 --> 00:35:47.027 You know Rowley's left-handed? 00:35:47.110 --> 00:35:48.361 Who are you? 00:35:48.445 --> 00:35:51.239 I'm Greg Heffley, Rowley's best friend. 00:35:51.322 --> 00:35:52.824 I'm the one who broke his arm. 00:35:53.992 --> 00:35:55.035 You jerk! 00:35:55.118 --> 00:35:56.369 - Get out of here. - Heads up! 00:36:00.415 --> 00:36:02.333 I couldn't have Rowley hog all the attention, 00:36:02.417 --> 00:36:04.586 so I decided to whip up an injury of my own. 00:36:15.597 --> 00:36:19.059 It's just an infection caused by a splinter that was left untreated. 00:36:23.229 --> 00:36:24.439 Hey. 00:36:24.522 --> 00:36:26.775 Can I peek at your infection? 00:36:26.858 --> 00:36:27.984 Ew. 00:36:29.110 --> 00:36:31.863 I realized I couldn't compete with Rowley's stupid injury. 00:36:34.157 --> 00:36:36.201 So that meant I needed to find something of my own. 00:36:36.284 --> 00:36:38.328 And just like that, I did. 00:36:51.966 --> 00:36:54.260 Hey, Greg. I couldn't find you after school. 00:36:54.344 --> 00:36:55.345 Huh? 00:36:55.428 --> 00:36:57.847 Sorry. I wanted to go home and start working on my comics. 00:36:57.931 --> 00:37:00.141 Your comics? For what? 00:37:00.225 --> 00:37:01.393 The school paper. 00:37:01.476 --> 00:37:04.104 One of the cartoonists quit, so now there's a spot open. 00:37:07.774 --> 00:37:08.900 Can I help? 00:37:08.983 --> 00:37:11.111 Sorry, Rowley. There's only one spot open. 00:37:16.449 --> 00:37:18.076 Zoo-Wee Mama! 00:37:19.494 --> 00:37:21.079 This is funny! 00:37:22.414 --> 00:37:24.749 "Oops. I've stepped in a puddle! 00:37:25.250 --> 00:37:28.253 Well, at least it's not an acid puddle! 00:37:28.878 --> 00:37:33.091 Ah! It is an acid puddle! 00:37:33.174 --> 00:37:35.010 Zoo-Wee Mama!" 00:37:35.093 --> 00:37:38.722 Zoo-Wee Mama! Do you have any more like this one? 00:37:38.805 --> 00:37:40.432 I'm working on something better. 00:37:40.515 --> 00:37:43.184 Check this one out. It's called "Creighton the Cretin." 00:37:43.268 --> 00:37:47.647 "Hiya, doc! Can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it." 00:37:47.731 --> 00:37:50.442 "Everyone's butt has a crack in it, you idiot!" 00:37:50.525 --> 00:37:51.526 "Oops." 00:37:52.485 --> 00:37:54.404 But when does he say, "Zoo-Wee Mama"? 00:37:54.487 --> 00:37:55.697 He doesn't. 00:37:55.780 --> 00:37:59.743 I think it'd be funnier if he said, "Zoo-Wee Mama!" 00:38:02.787 --> 00:38:06.041 You know what? If you wanna draw your own comic, be my guest. 00:38:06.124 --> 00:38:08.376 But we always do everything together. 00:38:09.085 --> 00:38:11.421 Yeah, well, not this time. Sorry. 00:38:12.547 --> 00:38:14.758 But can we be partners? 00:38:14.841 --> 00:38:16.843 You can write the comic, and I can draw it. 00:38:17.594 --> 00:38:20.180 No offense, Rowley, but you don't even draw noses on people. 00:38:20.263 --> 00:38:24.309 Sorry. This is kinda my thing, like the way Joshie's your thing. 00:38:24.392 --> 00:38:28.313 Okay. Well, I guess I'll go work on my comic at my house. 00:38:29.147 --> 00:38:30.190 Sounds good. 00:38:38.656 --> 00:38:39.741 See ya. 00:38:47.165 --> 00:38:50.502 After I turned in my comic, all I could do was wait. 00:38:51.294 --> 00:38:53.588 But after a whole week went by, 00:38:54.714 --> 00:38:56.633 Mr. Humphreys made an announcement. 00:38:56.716 --> 00:38:59.427 Attention, students. After careful consideration, 00:38:59.511 --> 00:39:02.639 we've made a decision on the cartoonist for the school paper. 00:39:02.722 --> 00:39:04.474 And the new cartoonist is… 00:39:05.183 --> 00:39:08.019 - Greg Heffley. - Yes! Yes! 00:39:10.730 --> 00:39:13.483 This is possibly the biggest thing that has ever happened to me. 00:39:14.734 --> 00:39:17.153 - That's the dude? - He wrote that? 00:39:18.405 --> 00:39:19.823 Is that cartoon kid? 00:39:22.784 --> 00:39:24.953 For the first time since I stepped through those double doors, 00:39:25.036 --> 00:39:26.705 I wasn't invisible. 00:39:26.788 --> 00:39:28.289 Teacher's pet! 00:39:28.373 --> 00:39:30.291 Aren't comics supposed to make you laugh? 00:39:30.375 --> 00:39:31.584 "Creighton the Curious Student." 00:39:31.668 --> 00:39:33.253 - Did you think that was funny? - What the-- 00:39:33.336 --> 00:39:38.341 "Teacher, if x plus 43 is 89, what would x be?" 00:39:38.425 --> 00:39:40.051 "Why, it would be 46!" 00:39:40.135 --> 00:39:43.304 "Thanks! Kids, if you'd like to learn more about math, 00:39:43.388 --> 00:39:45.682 have Mr. Humphreys show you around 00:39:45.765 --> 00:39:49.144 the newly expanded math and science section of the library." 00:39:49.227 --> 00:39:53.314 "And thanks to the Parent-Teacher Organization for funding the new section. 00:39:53.398 --> 00:39:55.734 Our old books were badly outdated." 00:39:55.817 --> 00:39:57.235 They changed it? 00:39:57.318 --> 00:39:59.904 - Teacher's pet! - Thanks for ruining my day. 00:39:59.988 --> 00:40:01.740 - What a waste of ink. - Nerd! 00:40:04.909 --> 00:40:06.870 Boo! 00:40:06.953 --> 00:40:07.954 Teacher's pet! 00:40:08.038 --> 00:40:09.414 See? That's what happens 00:40:09.497 --> 00:40:11.958 when the school librarian is in charge of the newspaper. 00:40:12.042 --> 00:40:14.085 They've always gotta get pushy with their books. 00:40:16.046 --> 00:40:17.547 One week after I quit, 00:40:17.630 --> 00:40:21.176 Mr. Humphreys chose someone to replace me, and you'll never believe who he picked. 00:40:21.259 --> 00:40:23.136 Zoo-Wee Mama! 00:40:26.431 --> 00:40:27.891 Zoo-Wee Mama! 00:40:32.395 --> 00:40:35.982 - Zoo-Wee Mama! - Zoo-Wee Mama! 00:40:37.150 --> 00:40:39.361 Zoo-Wee Mama! 00:40:41.863 --> 00:40:43.573 Zoo-Wee Mama! 00:40:47.160 --> 00:40:50.205 "Hey, pretty lady. Do you wanna go on a date?" 00:40:50.288 --> 00:40:53.416 "I'm actually not a lady. I'm one of those dogs with long hair. 00:40:53.500 --> 00:40:55.335 So, no thanks to that date." 00:40:55.418 --> 00:40:57.212 "Zoo-Wee Mama!" 00:40:57.295 --> 00:41:01.883 So a kid who can barely draw got his comic in the school paper? 00:41:01.966 --> 00:41:05.303 It's totally unfair. Why didn't they censor Rowley's work? 00:41:13.603 --> 00:41:15.188 You stole my comic. 00:41:15.271 --> 00:41:17.315 You said you didn't wanna do it anymore. 00:41:17.399 --> 00:41:20.151 Well, couldn't you come up with something original for once, Rowley? 00:41:20.235 --> 00:41:22.737 Well, I can't help it if I'm just naturally funny. 00:41:22.821 --> 00:41:24.364 Zoo-Wee Mama! 00:41:24.447 --> 00:41:25.782 Zoo-Wee Mama! 00:41:25.865 --> 00:41:29.119 - Zoo-Wee Mama! - Zoo-Wee Mama! 00:41:31.871 --> 00:41:35.750 You know what? I hope you enjoy all this, because I'm tired of carrying you. 00:41:35.834 --> 00:41:37.752 Maybe it's the other way around. 00:41:37.836 --> 00:41:40.922 This comic, this lunch table, that cast. 00:41:41.006 --> 00:41:43.383 You wouldn't have any of it if it wasn't for me! 00:41:43.466 --> 00:41:45.552 Yeah, because you broke my arm. 00:41:45.635 --> 00:41:46.845 Yeah. You're welcome. 00:41:54.185 --> 00:41:57.105 Rowley deserves your respect. 00:41:58.565 --> 00:42:00.900 - Zoo-Wee Mama! - Oh! 00:42:02.068 --> 00:42:03.820 Okay, I'll admit. 00:42:03.903 --> 00:42:06.614 Maybe I could have handled the situation at lunch a little better. 00:42:06.698 --> 00:42:08.033 But I figured, after a while, 00:42:08.116 --> 00:42:10.452 me and Rowley would cool down, things would go back to normal. 00:42:10.535 --> 00:42:12.579 So do you like DinoBlasters? 00:42:12.662 --> 00:42:13.663 No. 00:42:14.205 --> 00:42:15.623 I love it. 00:42:20.128 --> 00:42:22.172 Thing is, that hasn't happened yet. 00:42:28.887 --> 00:42:31.973 Rowley's been hanging out with this kid Chirag every day. 00:42:32.057 --> 00:42:34.726 You know the only reason he's doing it is to make me jealous. 00:42:36.644 --> 00:42:38.938 But two can play at that game. 00:42:43.193 --> 00:42:45.195 - You wanna see my room? - Yeah. 00:43:06.800 --> 00:43:07.801 Yes! Come on! 00:43:24.192 --> 00:43:28.822 The one and only Greg Heffley is on my front step. 00:43:30.865 --> 00:43:32.992 Yeah, I guess I am. 00:43:33.952 --> 00:43:36.830 So I was thinking, me and you are neighbors. 00:43:36.913 --> 00:43:37.914 Yeah. Uh-huh. 00:43:37.997 --> 00:43:40.750 But we barely even know each other. 00:43:40.834 --> 00:43:42.335 How'd you feel about a sleepover? 00:43:42.419 --> 00:43:43.420 Tonight? 00:43:44.003 --> 00:43:46.840 Yeah. Right now. You and me. Just a couple of pals. 00:43:46.923 --> 00:43:48.758 Woo-hoo! Come on in. 00:44:09.446 --> 00:44:12.157 You know, maybe we should take this one step at a time. 00:44:12.240 --> 00:44:15.952 How about if we just play a quick game of cards and call it a night? 00:44:20.665 --> 00:44:23.168 Hey, Greg. 00:44:29.883 --> 00:44:32.886 Oh, Fregley. Do you have a playmate over? 00:44:32.969 --> 00:44:35.680 Would you like for me to knit him some socks? 00:44:35.764 --> 00:44:38.308 Yep. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be in therapy over this. 00:44:40.226 --> 00:44:41.603 Whoo! 00:44:41.686 --> 00:44:43.730 Greg Heffley's in my room. 00:44:44.647 --> 00:44:45.690 Woo-hoo! 00:44:46.316 --> 00:44:48.401 Yeah, but just for a short visit. 00:44:48.485 --> 00:44:50.028 In fact, I really need to be-- 00:44:50.111 --> 00:44:51.613 You wanna play make-believe? 00:44:52.155 --> 00:44:55.867 You can be the church organist, and I'll be the school hygienist. 00:44:58.119 --> 00:45:00.955 You know, that's tempting. But I'm not really into-- 00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:03.416 How about a tickle fight? 00:45:03.917 --> 00:45:06.086 Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. 00:45:06.169 --> 00:45:08.213 I'm gonna tickle, tickle. 00:45:08.296 --> 00:45:10.298 I got you. I'm tickling you. Ha ha! 00:45:12.092 --> 00:45:14.052 Hey! What are you doing? 00:45:14.135 --> 00:45:15.470 Give me some space here. 00:45:15.553 --> 00:45:17.097 Can't you just stay over there? 00:45:17.180 --> 00:45:20.183 Well, what do you wanna do then? 00:45:22.727 --> 00:45:24.437 I don't know. I thought if we… 00:45:26.564 --> 00:45:29.025 Mmm. 00:45:29.109 --> 00:45:32.570 Fregley! That's the only candy bar I had that wasn't wet. 00:45:32.654 --> 00:45:34.864 Mom never lets me have chocolate. 00:45:34.948 --> 00:45:39.452 Says it makes me hyperactive and unstable. 00:45:42.664 --> 00:45:46.209 Fregley, are you okay? Fregley! 00:45:46.292 --> 00:45:48.336 I've blocked out big parts of that night. 00:45:48.920 --> 00:45:51.381 Hey, Greg. 00:45:51.965 --> 00:45:54.801 I'm so glad I can't remember every little thing that happened. 00:45:58.888 --> 00:45:59.931 Hey! 00:46:00.515 --> 00:46:02.600 But what I do remember 00:46:03.101 --> 00:46:05.311 is that I ended up locked up in Fregley's bathroom 00:46:05.395 --> 00:46:07.689 while I waited for his sugar high to wear off. 00:46:16.823 --> 00:46:18.366 Dear Gregory, 00:46:18.450 --> 00:46:21.911 I'm sorry I ate your candy and chased you with a booger. 00:46:21.995 --> 00:46:25.540 Here, I put it on this piece of paper so you can get me back. 00:46:25.623 --> 00:46:27.584 Signed, Fregley. 00:46:28.835 --> 00:46:30.170 What the-- 00:46:31.838 --> 00:46:34.215 But if I could, I would forget everything. 00:47:16.466 --> 00:47:18.510 Hey, Greg. Hey! 00:47:18.593 --> 00:47:20.220 Oh, hey. Hey, Rowley. What's up? 00:47:20.303 --> 00:47:22.222 I was wondering if I could stop by your house today 00:47:22.305 --> 00:47:24.099 and pick up my copy of Twisted Wizard. 00:47:24.182 --> 00:47:25.767 Me and Chirag want to play it. 00:47:27.060 --> 00:47:30.271 Yeah, well, I've had it for a while, so it's kind of mine now. 00:47:30.355 --> 00:47:32.899 I guess you and your new friend will have to find something else to do. 00:47:32.982 --> 00:47:36.194 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm not the only one with a new friend. 00:47:36.277 --> 00:47:37.404 You mean Fregley? 00:47:37.487 --> 00:47:39.489 I'm permanently scarred from that night. 00:47:39.572 --> 00:47:41.616 And it's all your fault for ditching me. 00:47:41.700 --> 00:47:44.160 I ditched you? More like the other way around. 00:47:44.244 --> 00:47:47.455 You haven't been the same ever since you got that stupid cast. 00:47:47.539 --> 00:47:48.707 - You've changed. - Fight! 00:47:48.790 --> 00:47:50.500 - Oh, yeah? - They're gonna fight. 00:47:50.583 --> 00:47:52.711 Well, you're the one who broke my arm. 00:47:52.794 --> 00:47:54.629 You can take him. Knock him down! 00:47:55.380 --> 00:47:57.632 Guys, come over. Come check out the fight. 00:47:58.967 --> 00:48:01.886 - Why don't you make a move? - Unless you're chicken. 00:48:01.970 --> 00:48:04.514 Fight, fight, fight! 00:48:04.597 --> 00:48:08.059 Fight, fight, fight, fight! 00:48:08.643 --> 00:48:10.812 Where'd you learn to fight? Ballerina school? 00:48:10.895 --> 00:48:13.356 If you don't do something, I'm gonna fall asleep. 00:48:13.440 --> 00:48:15.942 Who taught you how to fight? Your granny? 00:48:16.026 --> 00:48:18.862 Are you two gonna fight or keep dancing with each other? 00:48:19.654 --> 00:48:21.573 Do they even know how to do this? 00:48:25.035 --> 00:48:27.370 - Let's get out of here! - Come on. Let's go! 00:48:31.750 --> 00:48:34.586 Well, look who it is. 00:48:34.669 --> 00:48:36.963 Our little friends from Halloween. 00:48:38.089 --> 00:48:39.883 We told you we'd find you. 00:48:39.966 --> 00:48:42.927 And now you're gonna pay for busting my tire. 00:48:44.596 --> 00:48:47.932 But, like, how are they gonna pay? 00:48:48.016 --> 00:48:50.352 Yeah. Do you mean, like, with money? 00:48:50.435 --> 00:48:52.395 'Cause not everybody carries cash these days. 00:48:52.479 --> 00:48:53.897 No, you morons. 00:48:53.980 --> 00:48:57.233 Pay, as in, like, revenge. 00:48:58.568 --> 00:49:02.364 Okay. Now we're all on the same page. 00:49:04.824 --> 00:49:08.036 Okay. Now what? 00:49:08.119 --> 00:49:09.996 I am thinking. 00:49:10.080 --> 00:49:11.081 Ooh! Ooh! 00:49:11.164 --> 00:49:13.375 You still got that fire extinguisher? 00:49:13.458 --> 00:49:20.006 Nah. My mom made me put it back in the house for "fires." 00:49:24.969 --> 00:49:26.846 What's this one looking at? 00:49:26.930 --> 00:49:29.182 Uh, it looks like… 00:49:30.350 --> 00:49:31.643 Cheese! 00:49:35.563 --> 00:49:37.524 Now, I really can't say what happened next. 00:49:37.607 --> 00:49:40.318 Because if Rowley ever tries to run for president when he grows up 00:49:40.402 --> 00:49:42.612 and people find out what those teenagers made him do, 00:49:42.696 --> 00:49:44.239 he won't have a chance. 00:49:46.491 --> 00:49:47.826 So all I'm gonna say 00:49:47.909 --> 00:49:50.036 is that the teenagers made Rowley 00:49:50.120 --> 00:49:53.665 blank, blank, blank the cheese. 00:49:58.336 --> 00:50:00.630 Okay. You're next. 00:50:00.714 --> 00:50:04.759 No. But I just had lunch. I'm not even really that hungry. 00:50:04.843 --> 00:50:06.428 You're not getting out of this. 00:50:06.511 --> 00:50:09.055 But, um, I'm lactose intolerant. 00:50:10.306 --> 00:50:12.142 It'll make me gassy. 00:50:29.993 --> 00:50:33.038 Huh? 00:50:33.121 --> 00:50:34.664 Get out of here, you punks! 00:50:41.755 --> 00:50:42.756 You boys okay? 00:50:46.926 --> 00:50:48.887 - What happened? - They're gone. 00:50:48.970 --> 00:50:51.264 - What's going on? - What's going on over here? 00:50:51.348 --> 00:50:52.849 The cheese! 00:50:52.932 --> 00:50:54.809 Look! There's-- 00:50:54.893 --> 00:50:56.728 There's a piece missing! 00:50:56.811 --> 00:50:58.480 - What? - What? 00:51:01.816 --> 00:51:03.526 - Disgusting! - Ew! 00:51:04.235 --> 00:51:07.489 Trust me, I was tempted to tell everyone the truth about what happened, 00:51:07.572 --> 00:51:10.033 but then I heard that annoying inner voice. 00:51:10.617 --> 00:51:12.702 Do the right thing, Greg. 00:51:12.786 --> 00:51:15.497 That's all you need to get by in this world, you know? 00:51:15.580 --> 00:51:17.040 One good friend. 00:51:17.123 --> 00:51:18.666 Somebody has the Cheese Touch. 00:51:18.750 --> 00:51:21.002 Rowley Jefferson ate the-- 00:51:21.086 --> 00:51:22.212 No! 00:51:22.295 --> 00:51:26.216 It was me! Those teenagers dared me to do it, and I did it! 00:51:26.299 --> 00:51:28.051 So what? No big deal. 00:51:28.134 --> 00:51:32.889 Greg Heffley has the Cheese Touch! 00:51:32.972 --> 00:51:35.809 - He has the Cheese Touch. - Oh, ew! 00:51:37.394 --> 00:51:38.728 The Cheese Touch! 00:51:41.439 --> 00:51:44.359 Okay, so I might have bent the truth a little, 00:51:44.442 --> 00:51:47.987 but sometimes you have to do that sort of thing to help a friend. 00:51:48.738 --> 00:51:49.739 So, uh… 00:51:50.281 --> 00:51:52.534 you, uh, wanna go to my place 00:51:52.617 --> 00:51:55.912 and, I don't know, play some Twisted Wizard? 00:51:55.995 --> 00:51:58.248 Yeah. That'd be good. 00:52:05.088 --> 00:52:07.966 Oh, man. I totally would've had you. 00:52:08.049 --> 00:52:11.302 Are you kidding? You were totally about to start crying. 00:52:11.386 --> 00:52:13.304 I had something in my eye. 00:52:13.972 --> 00:52:16.099 I could've taken you with my eyes closed. 00:52:16.182 --> 00:52:18.476 I could've beaten you with my little pinkie. 00:52:20.270 --> 00:52:22.981 Having the Cheese Touch hasn't been as bad as I thought. 00:52:23.064 --> 00:52:24.065 Cheese Touch! 00:52:26.776 --> 00:52:29.070 The kids at school give me plenty of space. 00:52:30.155 --> 00:52:31.906 And it's not just in the hallways. 00:52:32.907 --> 00:52:35.160 I've pretty much got the run of the place. 00:52:38.246 --> 00:52:39.539 And the best part is, 00:52:39.622 --> 00:52:42.876 getting a seat at lunch is not a problem anymore. 00:52:44.627 --> 00:52:45.628 Run! 00:52:45.712 --> 00:52:48.715 In fact, I've got a whole table to myself. 00:52:55.263 --> 00:52:58.391 Well, maybe not entirely to myself, but I'm fine with it. 00:53:00.226 --> 00:53:02.354 And things are good with me and Rowley. 00:53:02.437 --> 00:53:04.189 In fact, they're better than good. 00:53:08.360 --> 00:53:10.362 But if Rowley ever steps out of line, 00:53:10.445 --> 00:53:13.406 I'll let everyone know who really ate the you-know-what. 00:53:16.159 --> 00:53:18.244 Come on. Almost there. 00:53:19.829 --> 00:53:21.331 I got you. 00:53:21.414 --> 00:53:25.085 - Eat my dust! Get out of my way! - Oh, you got lucky that time. 00:53:25.168 --> 00:53:26.544 How are you this bad? 00:53:26.628 --> 00:53:28.338 - Oh! - Best of three! 00:53:28.362 --> 00:53:39.362 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.