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Look at this guy.
He's one of the sunglasses people.
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And the people who wear sunglasses
are heroes.
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They have a devil-may-care attitude
and they run this town.
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You are so hot.
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Oh, I know.
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See? That's not even his car.
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Or his wife.
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For the sunglasses people,
they get to do anything they want.
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They go on all sorts of missions.
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They got cool hair, cool clothes.
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I mean, laws aren't really laws to them.
They're more like mild suggestions.
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Like, I don't think
he's gonna return that car.
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Or that nice lady.
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See what I mean? Hero.
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My name is Guy,
and I live in paradise.
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Good morning, Goldie.
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I've lived here in Free City
my whole life.
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I've got a best friend,
I've got a goldfish,
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and I work at the bank.
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What more could a guy want?
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Sunday should be warm and sunny
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with just a scattering of drive-bys.
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Great day for the beach,
but not Hitman's Beach,
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which will be mined and sprayed
with high-calibre fire
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from a renegade gunship stolen by...
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And every morning,
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I start my day
with the most delicious coffee
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in the whole, wide, whole world.
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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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You know it.
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That is unexpectedly hot.
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Jeez, that's good.
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It's like losing my virginity,
but in my mouth.
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Thank you for making this
with such love.
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You're welcome.
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Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day!
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Hold the fudge.
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You mean to tell me that nobody snapped
up those bad boys? Today is the day.
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- Like every other day.
- I'll be back for those.
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Oh! So close.
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This is the greatest cup of coffee
of all time.
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I wanna write a song about it.
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I wanna dance to that song with my body.
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I love my life.
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There's something about finding
your lane and just staying in it.
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That's why they call 'em comfort zones,
they're so damn comfortable.
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Oh, Joe!
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Mondays, am I right, Joe?
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- You said it, Guy.
- Yeah.
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In Free City, I have everything I need.
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Don't have a good day...
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...have a great day.
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Thank you.
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Take care.
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Except one thing.
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Seem happy.
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Oh, come on, don't worry
about that, Guy. You gonna find someone.
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Oh, it's okay, Bud.
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Feel like I've been looking
for her forever, you know?
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Maybe it's not meant to be.
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Everybody down on the ground!
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I know the woman I'm looking for.
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Oh, let me guess.
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- Woman with an offbeat sense of humour.
- Sense of humour.
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An obsession
with feel-good diva pop.
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Diva pop. Yes, that's her.
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She's rented space in my brain
and she won't move out.
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And you know what?
I don't want her to.
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Well, guess what?
She won't move either in or out.
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You know why?
'Cause she doesn't exist.
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- She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy.
- That's cruel. You're cruel.
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- You're being rotten right now. Rotten.
- I'm being real.
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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So how about it?
Beers on the beach after work?
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Of course we're going for beers
on the beach after work.
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That makes me so happy.
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Me too.
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What have you got?
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Proof of a secret level.
That's what you're looking for, right?
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You got a video or a screen grab?
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Nope. But I know who does.
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Wanna know what I do to people
who waste my time?
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Oh, wow. Ooh, someone wants to play.
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Hey, you really British,
or is that an accent filter?
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'Cause maybe we could meet up later.
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I don't have a burning desire
to see your mum's basement, thanks.
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Got jokes?
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Well, I got a map,
shows the location of his stash house.
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Don't know how you'll get in, but if
you do, clip 56 might interest you.
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Now, I got a question.
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What's so special
about this video clip anyway?
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What's special is I kill people
who ask questions about it.
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I see. Fun.
Yeah, that's fun.
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Damn, girl, you're so feisty.
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But, seriously, is it loot
or is it just the experience?
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Those are questions.
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Did you see the sneakers
on that last robber?
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The 2:30?
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No, the 4:00.
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The three-quarter high-top,
gorgeous foam soles.
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I could barely feel it
when he stepped on my face.
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- Oh, man.
- Wow.
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Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
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Give it to me!
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Looks like rain.
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Has anyone seen my cat?
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You know something, Guy,
people say it all the time, like,
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"Guy can take a shoe to the face
better than anybody I know. "
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I mean, when you put it on there,
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you act like
it's not a shoe in your face.
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
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Love that song.
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That's a new one.
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Hey!
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That's her.
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Her who?
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That's my dream girl, Buddy.
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She exists.
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I'm gonna go talk to her.
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Wait, man. She's wearing sunglasses.
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So?
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Whatcha mean "so?"
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So, people with sunglasses don't talk
to people like us.
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- You know that!
- I gotta try.
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Look, Guy! Guy!
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Guy! What about beers on the beach?
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Excuse me!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Coming soon... Free City 2!
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Bigger! Badder! Radder!
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Free City 2: Carnage.
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Pre-order today
and get the bonus Mayhem Pack.
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You done?
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Sorry. Are you closing?
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Yes.
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We usually don't
put the chairs on the tables,
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one-small-coffee-over-four-hours girl.
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You really like that game?
My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.
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Seems like everyone's obsessed with it.
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Oh, Free City? Ah. No.
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I, have a lawsuit
against the publisher
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and the evidence that I need
is in the game.
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- So then I had my codes...
- Oh,
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I wish we weren't closing
so I could hear more about this.
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Good morning, Goldie.
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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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Medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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Actually, I think I'd like
to try a cappuccino today.
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Ooh. "Cappuccino. "
I enjoy saying that.
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It's like a waterfall made of letters.
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Excuse me?
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I'd like to try a cappuccino.
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Please.
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But you get a medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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That's what you get.
That's what everyone gets.
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Every day. Always.
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- Well, I...
- Somebody's about to get shot.
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Officer Johnny.
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I just thought I'd try
something different today, you know?
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Whatever. Right? Yeah?
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Hi.
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Ha! I'm just keeping you on your toes.
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Coffee, cream, two sugars, please.
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I'm joking.
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Just keeping you on your toes.
I was kidding.
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He was just kidding!
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Oh, you think I'd deprive myself
of your baristic artistry?
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No way, no how.
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That's hot.
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It's like Jesus
washed my tongue
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but, right before he finished,
he finally told my dad,
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"He's good enough. "
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Thank you so much.
Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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Cappuccino.
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Don't have a good day...
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...have a great day, I guess.
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Okay. Good day to you.
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Everybody down on the ground!
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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That's the girl.
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We've been over this.
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You tried to talk to her yesterday,
it didn't work.
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It will never work.
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She's wearing sunglasses.
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We don't mess
with the sunglasses people.
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Maybe I'll get
some sunglasses of my own.
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What? What are you talking about?
You can't do that.
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Oh, my God. What am I doing?
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Hi.
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What'd you say?
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Hi.
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I'm gonna need your sunglasses.
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Ooh.
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I'm just gonna...
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I'm gonna
need your sunglasses for a sec.
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What the hell
do you think you're doing?
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Go back to your side, man.
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He's just an NPC.
Waste that mother...
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Okay, just need to borrow them
for a sec, okay?
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- Back off! I said, don't!
- Just real quick. Real quick.
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Stop!
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You broken or somethin'?
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I'm the robber!
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You're the guy who lies down
and takes it!
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Please, just stay down!
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I said, stay down!
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Guy, you don't do this, man.
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This isn't you.
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You don't do this.
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Maybe I do.
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What is wrong with this...
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stupid mission?
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I told you to smoke his ass.
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Let go!
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I'll give them right back.
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I said...
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Guy?
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He's just resting.
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In pieces!
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That man is dead!
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He's so sleepy.
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I'm just gonna put your gun down,
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right here,
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for when you wake.
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- Okay?
- Guy.
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Guy! Where you goin'?
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Excuse me.
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Do you see this?
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Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.
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Oh!
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Giddy up!
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I feel brand new.
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Loser.
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What is happening?
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So much money.
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Hey, Mouser, check this out.
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What's up, Keys?
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What am I looking at?
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Okay, so, this user,
he gets his glasses stolen
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and then killed.
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The guy was smoked
by a non-playable character.
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An NPC? That's impossible.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Nobody can equip an NPC skin
on their avatar.
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Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass
noob and ban him for life, you're done.
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I tried that, but I,
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I can't trace him.
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Whoever it is, they're good.
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You gotta be better
at your job, buddy.
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I'm pretty good.
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I'll see you on the inside.
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Select your skin.
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Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with?
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The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,
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big guns, bigger moustache.
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Little dirt squirrel. I like it.
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Almost scared to ask,
but what are you going with?
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Full body moustache, hot pink.
You should be very afraid.
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I'm terrified.
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Let's do this.
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Seriously, man.
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I'm just being honest, I think
the bunny suit is just a little much.
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Excuse me?
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Right.
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Rabbit. Okay? My fault.
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Hey, 40-year-old virgin!
Get over here!
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Let's go!
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Captain Khakis.
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- Come here. Come on, bud.
- Go, let's go.
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- Closer.
- There he is.
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Blue shirt guy.
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Blue shirt?
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Yes.
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Hello, Officer.
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Rabbit.
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Nice skin.
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Thank you. That's sweet.
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How'd you get it?
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Well, mostly genetics,
I think. I'm pretty lucky.
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I have naturally dewy skin.
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Listen up, Neutrogena.
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You know you can't go around
looking like that. The rules are clear.
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And another thing.
00:16:44.462 --> 00:16:45.880
- You can't hack the NPC avatars.
- No, sir!
00:16:46.047 --> 00:16:47.214
- It screws up the mission load...
- Screws it up!
00:16:47.382 --> 00:16:48.549
...and it makes the game look bad.
00:16:48.717 --> 00:16:49.967
- Horrible!
- Yeah.
00:16:50.051 --> 00:16:51.802
I got, like, 5% of that.
00:16:52.179 --> 00:16:53.512
Lose the skin!
00:16:53.680 --> 00:16:54.889
I... Lose?
00:16:55.056 --> 00:16:56.682
How am I supposed to get rid of my skin?
00:16:56.850 --> 00:16:57.850
Take it off, man.
00:16:57.934 --> 00:16:59.226
Just take it off.
What are you doing?
00:16:59.394 --> 00:17:00.436
- What?
- Seriously.
00:17:00.520 --> 00:17:01.979
- The whole thing. The face, the outfit.
- How?
00:17:02.147 --> 00:17:03.272
- Everything. Ditch it.
- Take it off.
00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:04.690
If you don't, we're gonna kill you.
00:17:04.858 --> 00:17:06.317
- Why?
- And we're gonna keep killing you.
00:17:06.484 --> 00:17:07.526
Still why?
00:17:07.694 --> 00:17:08.944
Until we do find out who you are,
00:17:09.112 --> 00:17:10.696
and then we're gonna ban you for life.
00:17:10.864 --> 00:17:14.158
Okay. No, no.
Okay, I want to comply.
00:17:14.326 --> 00:17:16.452
I just find the order of those threats
very confusing.
00:17:16.620 --> 00:17:18.204
- Somebody's about to get shot.
- Light him up!
00:17:35.263 --> 00:17:36.764
No.
00:17:46.858 --> 00:17:48.108
Come on, Blue Shirt.
00:18:08.421 --> 00:18:10.839
Oh! Didn't see that one coming.
Did you see that one coming?
00:18:11.007 --> 00:18:12.132
Scared me a little bit.
00:18:12.300 --> 00:18:13.759
We're coming for you, Blue Shirt!
00:18:13.927 --> 00:18:15.219
Coming to get ya.
00:18:15.303 --> 00:18:16.887
We're coming to get ya.
00:18:18.306 --> 00:18:20.516
Wait! Wait!
00:18:20.684 --> 00:18:22.059
I can explain everything.
00:18:22.227 --> 00:18:25.938
I found these glasses
and then I can see things now.
00:18:26.022 --> 00:18:28.607
Things that...
Things that aren't there.
00:18:28.984 --> 00:18:30.484
Except they are there.
00:18:30.652 --> 00:18:33.904
I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!
00:18:34.823 --> 00:18:37.992
You can run, Blue Shirt,
but you cannot hide.
00:18:38.159 --> 00:18:40.577
Come on, Blue Shirt.
You can't escape the rabbit.
00:18:40.745 --> 00:18:42.788
We're apex predators.
00:18:42.998 --> 00:18:46.542
All we do is bone and brawl
and slit throats.
00:18:47.419 --> 00:18:49.253
Too high! Too high!
00:18:58.013 --> 00:19:00.806
Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt?
Watch this.
00:19:01.182 --> 00:19:04.852
I tire of these games, Keys. It's time
I went god-mode on this beyotch.
00:19:05.020 --> 00:19:06.103
Okay, bring it.
00:19:06.271 --> 00:19:08.022
Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.
00:19:22.912 --> 00:19:24.913
I'm so, so good at this.
00:19:33.423 --> 00:19:35.007
Time's up, bank teller!
00:19:56.905 --> 00:19:58.072
Nope!
00:20:22.722 --> 00:20:23.764
I can't die!
00:20:23.932 --> 00:20:25.516
I'm never gonna die!
00:20:26.684 --> 00:20:29.853
And that was the heartbreaking story
of Blue Shirt Guy.
00:20:30.021 --> 00:20:31.105
The end.
00:20:31.272 --> 00:20:33.315
- Doesn't make sense.
- What?
00:20:33.483 --> 00:20:34.525
I just checked the server stats.
00:20:34.692 --> 00:20:37.069
We killed Blue Shirt and the number
of players online didn't change.
00:20:37.237 --> 00:20:38.278
It's just a glitch, man.
00:20:38.363 --> 00:20:39.488
- It's not a big deal.
- I know, I know.
00:20:39.697 --> 00:20:41.115
It just seems like
that's something new, you know?
00:20:41.282 --> 00:20:43.534
Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay?
You should not talk to Antwan.
00:20:43.701 --> 00:20:45.369
I just think it's important
to be transparent, okay?
00:20:45.453 --> 00:20:46.453
No.
00:20:46.538 --> 00:20:49.248
Antwan is deep in the sequel launch.
He's either not gonna care
00:20:49.416 --> 00:20:52.334
or he's gonna get pissed
and then he's gonna blame us.
00:20:52.502 --> 00:20:55.337
So, I don't know what you haven't
figured out about the whole situation.
00:20:55.505 --> 00:20:59.758
Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius,
indie game designer?
00:20:59.926 --> 00:21:02.428
What are you doing down here dealing
with complaints?
00:21:02.595 --> 00:21:06.432
That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic
story involving failed dreams,
00:21:06.599 --> 00:21:08.684
desperation,
and a mountain of college debt.
00:21:08.852 --> 00:21:10.477
You do not wanna hear about that.
00:21:10.937 --> 00:21:12.020
You're absolutely right.
00:21:12.188 --> 00:21:16.358
That story sounds horrible and boring
and full of white privilege.
00:21:16.526 --> 00:21:18.277
Don't talk to Antwan.
00:21:22.907 --> 00:21:25.492
We never dreamt
this would've happened.
00:21:25.910 --> 00:21:28.245
I mean, Life Itself, it's essentially
a fishbowl game.
00:21:28.329 --> 00:21:31.999
People aren't playing it,
they're watching it grow.
00:21:32.167 --> 00:21:33.834
It's a strictly observational experience
00:21:34.002 --> 00:21:37.671
where computer generated characters
interact and evolve.
00:21:37.839 --> 00:21:39.631
I thought we'd be lucky to give it away.
00:21:39.799 --> 00:21:44.261
That's what's so charming about Keys,
he's clueless about his own genius.
00:21:44.429 --> 00:21:46.054
No, Millie is the genius.
00:21:46.139 --> 00:21:49.683
She built the Al engine
from the ground up.
00:21:49.851 --> 00:21:51.185
So, to get a little personal,
00:21:51.352 --> 00:21:53.270
what's the thing that gets you up
in the morning?
00:21:53.354 --> 00:21:55.856
Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
00:21:57.025 --> 00:21:58.358
What's the other thing?
00:21:58.526 --> 00:22:00.903
Oh, yeah.
An insatiable thirst for validation.
00:22:01.070 --> 00:22:02.529
- She's not kidding.
- I'm not.
00:22:02.697 --> 00:22:03.864
How about you?
00:22:04.032 --> 00:22:05.449
- Code.
- Code?
00:22:05.533 --> 00:22:06.533
- Code.
- Code, yeah.
00:22:06.618 --> 00:22:07.618
There we go.
00:22:07.702 --> 00:22:09.453
'Cause it's not just zeros
and ones, it's hidden messages.
00:22:09.621 --> 00:22:12.623
I like to think of myself, actually,
as not a code writer, but an author.
00:22:12.790 --> 00:22:17.169
I just use zeros and ones instead
of words 'cause words will let you down.
00:22:17.337 --> 00:22:21.673
But zeros and ones, never.
Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.
00:22:21.841 --> 00:22:23.467
- He's not kidding.
- I'm not.
00:22:23.635 --> 00:22:25.219
Now, I've gotta ask.
00:22:25.386 --> 00:22:27.596
There is a lot of chemistry between
the two of you.
00:22:27.764 --> 00:22:30.599
- Has this evolved into more than...
- No.
00:22:30.683 --> 00:22:33.101
- No way. No. It's strictly platonic.
- No, no, no. We're friends.
00:22:33.269 --> 00:22:34.353
- We're like best friends.
- Friendship.
00:22:34.437 --> 00:22:36.104
And now your game
is gonna be released by Soonami,
00:22:36.272 --> 00:22:37.689
one of the biggest publishers
in the world.
00:22:37.857 --> 00:22:39.691
- It's crazy, actually.
- It is, yeah.
00:22:39.859 --> 00:22:42.611
It does seem a little bit
like an unlikely pairing, though.
00:22:43.029 --> 00:22:44.988
Yeah,
I didn't totally get it either.
00:22:45.156 --> 00:22:47.658
But Millie's got a real instinct
for these things.
00:22:47.825 --> 00:22:49.076
Antwan is a genius.
00:22:49.244 --> 00:22:52.579
He's brash and obnoxious,
but he's really good at what he does.
00:22:52.747 --> 00:22:54.915
It's a chance for our work
to be seen by a wider audience.
00:22:55.083 --> 00:22:57.042
- God, those two were young and dumb.
- Jeez.
00:22:57.210 --> 00:22:58.669
So we're breaking and entering now?
00:22:59.254 --> 00:23:02.756
How does it feel working for a galactic
black hole of frozen shit?
00:23:02.924 --> 00:23:04.883
You have to leave. I can't talk to you.
00:23:05.051 --> 00:23:06.593
Aw, shame will have that effect.
00:23:06.761 --> 00:23:08.387
No, Millie. I mean I can't talk to you.
00:23:08.555 --> 00:23:11.014
I can't even see you. I'm literally
focusing on background objects
00:23:11.182 --> 00:23:13.183
because looking at your lips move
violates my NDA
00:23:13.268 --> 00:23:14.601
and it could get me fired.
00:23:14.686 --> 00:23:17.271
Aw, fired by Antwan,
the guy who stole our work?
00:23:17.438 --> 00:23:19.106
No, he bought it and then he shelved it.
00:23:19.274 --> 00:23:22.317
All right? You're living in the past.
You are stuck. You gotta move on.
00:23:22.485 --> 00:23:23.569
How can I move on?
00:23:23.736 --> 00:23:25.112
How can you?
00:23:25.280 --> 00:23:28.115
Antwan swiped our Al engine
to use in his dumb shooter.
00:23:28.283 --> 00:23:31.743
Did he, Millie?
Because, honestly, I'm not so sure.
00:23:31.911 --> 00:23:34.454
Our game was complex
and beautiful and interesting.
00:23:34.622 --> 00:23:37.874
And Free City, it may be popular but
it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.
00:23:38.042 --> 00:23:39.876
Then stop defending him
and help me beat his ass.
00:23:40.044 --> 00:23:42.212
- Millie, I'm...
- Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
00:23:42.714 --> 00:23:43.714
And now he's lying about it
00:23:43.881 --> 00:23:46.174
so he doesn't have to give us the credit
and the royalties that we deserve.
00:23:46.342 --> 00:23:47.342
Millie...
00:23:47.427 --> 00:23:49.928
I found a clue.
It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.
00:23:50.096 --> 00:23:53.473
All I need from you
is to get me in there.
00:23:53.641 --> 00:23:55.892
Millie, I care about you
00:24:00.523 --> 00:24:02.024
but you need to leave.
00:24:10.366 --> 00:24:12.367
Today is gonna be different, Goldie.
00:25:13.554 --> 00:25:14.763
What are we lookin' at?
00:25:15.473 --> 00:25:17.599
Who are you?
00:25:17.767 --> 00:25:18.975
Okay, okay. Okay.
00:25:19.435 --> 00:25:21.728
We ran into each other the other day,
you were humming that great song.
00:25:21.896 --> 00:25:22.896
Oh, yeah.
00:25:23.022 --> 00:25:25.649
I thought you were an NPC.
How did you find me?
00:25:25.817 --> 00:25:28.777
I waited outside by the murder train,
00:25:28.861 --> 00:25:30.195
then I followed you.
00:25:30.279 --> 00:25:31.279
Shit!
00:25:46.838 --> 00:25:48.004
Can I come with you?
00:25:49.424 --> 00:25:50.507
Yes?
00:25:51.968 --> 00:25:54.177
Holy hell, what just happened?
00:25:54.345 --> 00:25:56.763
What just happened
is you almost blew my mission.
00:25:57.098 --> 00:26:00.058
No, I mean, how did we get from there
to wherever this is?
00:26:00.226 --> 00:26:01.476
You mean the portal gun?
00:26:01.978 --> 00:26:03.562
Portal gun?
That sounds expensive.
00:26:03.730 --> 00:26:05.856
Wow, you are a special kind of noob.
00:26:06.023 --> 00:26:07.149
Thank you. You too.
00:26:07.233 --> 00:26:08.316
Turn around.
00:26:08.401 --> 00:26:10.402
Okay.
00:26:13.740 --> 00:26:14.740
Oh.
00:26:18.995 --> 00:26:20.370
Is this the North Pole?
00:26:20.538 --> 00:26:21.955
Listen, dude.
00:26:22.123 --> 00:26:23.665
- Guy.
- Guy. Whatever.
00:26:23.833 --> 00:26:25.542
Props on the NPC outfit,
00:26:25.710 --> 00:26:28.128
but I'm busy trying to figure out
how to steal something.
00:26:28.296 --> 00:26:30.046
Maybe I could help you.
00:26:30.214 --> 00:26:31.256
I work alone.
00:26:31.424 --> 00:26:32.841
You have beautiful grenades.
00:26:33.009 --> 00:26:35.761
Besides, if you want to have any chance
of making an impact here,
00:26:35.970 --> 00:26:37.596
you need to have
a higher level than that.
00:26:38.097 --> 00:26:39.639
- That's tough. No.
- No.
00:26:40.391 --> 00:26:41.391
Higher level?
00:26:41.476 --> 00:26:42.684
Good Lord, rook.
00:26:44.479 --> 00:26:45.479
See?
00:26:45.646 --> 00:26:47.189
- Oh.
- That's mine.
00:26:47.607 --> 00:26:48.815
And that's yours.
00:26:49.567 --> 00:26:53.612
Oh. What,
is one the best or the worst?
00:26:53.780 --> 00:26:55.280
There is literally nothing lower.
00:26:55.448 --> 00:26:57.199
Well, how do I get to a higher level?
00:26:57.366 --> 00:26:59.284
- Really?
- Really.
00:27:00.244 --> 00:27:03.413
- You know, get stuff.
- Yeah.
00:27:03.581 --> 00:27:04.873
- Are you kidding me right now?
- Yeah.
00:27:05.625 --> 00:27:06.875
- Experience, guns...
- Yeah.
00:27:06.959 --> 00:27:07.959
Put that down.
00:27:08.044 --> 00:27:10.462
Money. This is Free City.
00:27:10.630 --> 00:27:12.631
You could rob a store,
carjack someone,
00:27:12.799 --> 00:27:14.883
punch a pedestrian in the face.
You'll figure it out.
00:27:15.051 --> 00:27:17.469
Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.
00:27:19.889 --> 00:27:23.391
I've got to admit
that is kind of refreshing.
00:27:24.185 --> 00:27:27.896
Sometimes I forget not everyone you meet
on here is a sociopathic man-child.
00:27:29.106 --> 00:27:30.232
Thank you.
00:27:30.399 --> 00:27:32.984
Wait. But the world
isn't that bad, though, is it?
00:27:33.110 --> 00:27:35.779
Oh! Pretty bleak.
00:27:36.489 --> 00:27:38.990
If you ever met the dick responsible
for this world, you'd agree.
00:27:39.158 --> 00:27:42.702
Are we talking about God?
You've met God?
00:27:43.746 --> 00:27:45.080
And he's a dick?
00:27:45.248 --> 00:27:47.791
His name's Antwan,
and, yes, he's an absolute troll.
00:27:48.376 --> 00:27:49.668
Trolls exist?
00:27:50.837 --> 00:27:53.338
Look, I don't know if anybody does it,
00:27:53.506 --> 00:27:56.341
but you could rack experience points up
by being a good guy.
00:27:56.509 --> 00:27:58.426
- Like a hero.
- Ooh. Easy, tiger.
00:27:58.594 --> 00:28:00.554
If you don't wanna shoot people,
you could steal their guns.
00:28:00.721 --> 00:28:02.097
All that shit makes your level go up.
00:28:02.265 --> 00:28:03.640
Go be the good guy.
00:28:03.808 --> 00:28:05.058
Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy.
00:28:05.184 --> 00:28:06.351
Ooh! Ooh.
00:28:06.435 --> 00:28:08.728
Okay, well, enjoy your
lifetime supply of virginity.
00:28:08.813 --> 00:28:09.896
Off you go.
00:28:10.064 --> 00:28:12.107
Okay. Wait! How will I know
that I've levelled up enough?
00:28:12.275 --> 00:28:15.026
Get over 100, then we'll talk.
00:28:15.111 --> 00:28:16.778
- Bye now.
- That's so much more than one.
00:28:17.154 --> 00:28:18.196
- Like, 99 more.
- Bye now.
00:28:18.364 --> 00:28:19.364
Okay.
00:28:57.194 --> 00:28:58.278
Hi.
00:29:26.390 --> 00:29:27.474
Thanks, Guy.
00:29:47.787 --> 00:29:48.787
Good morning, Goldie.
00:29:49.705 --> 00:29:50.872
Good morning, Goldie.
00:29:51.540 --> 00:29:53.208
Good fucking morning, Goldie.
00:29:53.376 --> 00:29:57.128
I have three words for you.
Blue Shirt Guy.
00:29:57.213 --> 00:30:01.883
BSG is levelling up and at a record pace
by playing the hero.
00:30:02.051 --> 00:30:05.512
It's got people all over the world
asking, "Just who is this guy?"
00:30:05.680 --> 00:30:09.224
I don't know who this guy is,
but he's out-skilling all these players.
00:30:09.392 --> 00:30:11.017
And here he is,
taking out Beefoven,
00:30:11.102 --> 00:30:12.978
a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok.
00:30:13.145 --> 00:30:15.021
- This is bullshit.
- Who is this guy?
00:30:15.189 --> 00:30:16.272
I don't know, but he's good.
00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:18.650
Yeah, he's good.
He looks like an NPC
00:30:18.818 --> 00:30:21.069
but he's running around,
levelling up crazy fast
00:30:21.237 --> 00:30:22.362
by being the freaking good guy.
00:30:22.530 --> 00:30:25.615
"This colourful character
in the video game Free City
00:30:25.783 --> 00:30:28.618
"has been turning heads
by being the good guy. "
00:30:28.786 --> 00:30:30.537
- Piper.
- Who is Blue Shirt Guy?
00:30:30.705 --> 00:30:31.788
You're absolutely right.
00:30:31.956 --> 00:30:36.960
Blue Shirt Guy.
Who is he or she indeed?
00:31:02.778 --> 00:31:05.655
There's a worldwide craze that has
captured kids' hearts... Blue Shirt Guy!
00:31:06.282 --> 00:31:07.282
Hello, Hinata.
00:31:08.034 --> 00:31:09.534
You have a great outfit.
00:31:09.785 --> 00:31:10.952
Don't have a good day...
00:31:11.162 --> 00:31:12.537
Have a GREAT day!
00:31:12.705 --> 00:31:15.415
Crazy awesome!!!
00:31:56.457 --> 00:32:00.043
Well, well, well. Look who decided
to come to work today?
00:32:00.211 --> 00:32:02.420
Look, where have you been?
I've been worried sick about you.
00:32:03.464 --> 00:32:04.506
What is this shirt?
00:32:04.673 --> 00:32:06.049
Where's your collar at?
Where's the rest of the buttons?
00:32:07.134 --> 00:32:08.802
And it's not tucked in.
You look sloppy.
00:32:08.969 --> 00:32:11.638
Matter of fact, you look horrible.
Did you pick up some muscles, too?
00:32:11.806 --> 00:32:13.014
Or is somebody outside pumping you up?
00:32:13.182 --> 00:32:16.059
I'm sorry
that I haven't been around, Bud.
00:32:16.227 --> 00:32:17.560
I've been figuring some stuff out.
00:32:17.728 --> 00:32:20.605
Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"?
It is nothing to figure out.
00:32:20.773 --> 00:32:22.774
Okay? You go to bed, you wake up,
00:32:22.858 --> 00:32:24.442
you get some coffee,
then you come to work.
00:32:24.610 --> 00:32:26.111
And then you repeat
the same thing tomorrow.
00:32:26.278 --> 00:32:27.737
- The girl.
- Oh, my God.
00:32:28.155 --> 00:32:29.364
I talked to her. I talked to her.
00:32:29.532 --> 00:32:31.866
- The one with the sunglasses?
- The sunglasses, yes!
00:32:32.159 --> 00:32:33.993
I talked to one of the sunglass people
00:32:34.078 --> 00:32:36.538
and now I'm one of the sunglass people.
00:32:36.705 --> 00:32:38.248
Me.
00:32:38.332 --> 00:32:39.833
Everybody down on the ground!
00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:41.417
You're so hot.
00:32:41.585 --> 00:32:44.379
What if I could tell you
that you could be more?
00:32:44.547 --> 00:32:45.713
Your life could be fuller.
00:32:45.881 --> 00:32:48.007
That you're free to make
your own decisions. Your own choices.
00:32:48.175 --> 00:32:49.175
Yo, dumbass.
00:32:49.260 --> 00:32:50.635
We are in the middle of something.
00:32:52.513 --> 00:32:54.472
- That's my gun.
- Quiet time.
00:32:55.474 --> 00:32:58.601
These puppies changed my life.
And they're gonna change yours, too.
00:32:58.769 --> 00:33:00.436
Come on now,
you know we don't wear sunglasses.
00:33:02.565 --> 00:33:04.232
We do now.
00:33:05.943 --> 00:33:06.985
Mine now.
00:33:07.069 --> 00:33:08.486
Are you kidding me?
00:33:10.865 --> 00:33:12.657
- Put 'em on.
- No.
00:33:12.825 --> 00:33:14.868
Life doesn't have to be something
that just happens to us. All right?
00:33:15.035 --> 00:33:17.579
Just put the glasses on
and you're gonna see.
00:33:17.913 --> 00:33:19.497
You're gonna see.
00:33:22.793 --> 00:33:23.877
Come on.
00:33:24.920 --> 00:33:26.254
I can't, okay?
00:33:28.340 --> 00:33:29.424
I'm sorry.
00:33:36.348 --> 00:33:38.099
I'm keeping these, asshole mouth.
00:33:38.267 --> 00:33:40.518
Now get out of here. Go be nicer.
00:33:40.686 --> 00:33:42.604
Beat it. Go, go, go.
00:33:42.771 --> 00:33:44.272
Don't walk, run.
00:33:44.982 --> 00:33:46.399
And you...
00:33:47.943 --> 00:33:49.027
Sorry.
00:33:49.862 --> 00:33:52.864
...you could do so much better
than that guy.
00:33:53.032 --> 00:33:56.117
You could be with, like, a good guy.
00:33:57.286 --> 00:33:59.537
Or maybe
I don't have to be with any guy.
00:33:59.705 --> 00:34:02.081
Right? Exactly.
Most of them are awful.
00:34:02.249 --> 00:34:03.875
- They really are.
- Terrible.
00:34:04.043 --> 00:34:05.251
Yeah, do whatever you wanna do.
00:34:12.801 --> 00:34:14.219
You're my best friend, Buddy.
00:34:14.386 --> 00:34:16.638
And you don't have to be scared.
00:34:16.805 --> 00:34:19.474
If you change your mind, I'll be around.
00:34:25.731 --> 00:34:28.024
Yo, Keys,
our Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.
00:34:28.984 --> 00:34:29.984
I know.
00:34:30.152 --> 00:34:31.486
Who is this guy?
00:35:00.557 --> 00:35:01.641
I'm here.
00:35:02.309 --> 00:35:03.851
I really appreciate this, Keys.
00:35:04.019 --> 00:35:05.979
Okay. Just to be clear,
00:35:06.146 --> 00:35:08.982
all I'm doing right now
is opening the door.
00:35:09.149 --> 00:35:12.235
If this clip really does prove
that Antwan reused our code illegally,
00:35:12.403 --> 00:35:13.403
go find it and get out.
00:35:14.863 --> 00:35:18.908
Player's doing the
jewellery store mission in midtown.
00:35:19.076 --> 00:35:20.535
That gives you 5 minutes.
00:35:23.080 --> 00:35:24.205
And go.
00:35:33.424 --> 00:35:35.800
Keys, you're a goddamn genius.
00:35:35.884 --> 00:35:36.968
Really?
00:35:37.094 --> 00:35:38.553
I'm sitting on the toilet right now,
stealing user codes,
00:35:38.721 --> 00:35:40.388
so I don't exactly feel like one.
00:35:40.556 --> 00:35:41.723
Oh, you never have.
00:35:41.890 --> 00:35:43.182
Good thing I know better.
00:35:43.350 --> 00:35:47.437
All right. The clip you're looking
for should be on the wall to your left.
00:35:47.604 --> 00:35:49.355
- Thanks for the assist.
- You got it.
00:35:49.523 --> 00:35:50.940
I hope it has the proof
you're looking for.
00:36:16.050 --> 00:36:17.759
Keys! I need your help!
00:36:17.926 --> 00:36:19.552
He's got that place booby-trapped
with spawn points.
00:36:19.720 --> 00:36:20.803
Millie, I can't help you.
00:36:42.451 --> 00:36:43.493
Blue Shirt Guy?
00:36:43.660 --> 00:36:47.288
It's a Henley. Was that cool?
It felt really cool.
00:36:47.623 --> 00:36:50.917
You look really pretty.
Wow, this house is so nice.
00:36:58.550 --> 00:36:59.550
What are you doing here?
00:36:59.718 --> 00:37:02.553
I was trying to steal a video clip,
now we're trying not to die.
00:37:03.764 --> 00:37:04.764
Who are you talking to?
00:37:06.683 --> 00:37:09.435
You know, that player in the NPC skin.
00:37:10.312 --> 00:37:12.271
Millie, there are no other players
in that house.
00:37:13.732 --> 00:37:15.775
That actually hurt my hand.
00:37:15.943 --> 00:37:17.026
Get down!
00:38:05.868 --> 00:38:08.703
I'm sorry! Oh, God!
00:38:13.208 --> 00:38:14.459
We're doing great.
00:38:26.263 --> 00:38:27.346
Wow!
00:38:29.641 --> 00:38:31.017
We should definitely go!
00:38:32.603 --> 00:38:33.686
Oh, shit!
00:38:41.069 --> 00:38:43.070
- Is that a Glock in your pocket?
- No.
00:38:43.238 --> 00:38:45.156
- What?
- It's two Glocks.
00:38:46.283 --> 00:38:47.366
Oh!
00:39:19.900 --> 00:39:21.734
I don't suppose this thing can fly.
00:39:21.818 --> 00:39:22.985
No.
00:39:23.153 --> 00:39:24.237
Jump.
00:39:24.905 --> 00:39:26.072
Wow!
00:39:38.043 --> 00:39:39.418
Oh, shit.
00:39:54.351 --> 00:39:55.935
Good morning, sheeple!
00:39:56.103 --> 00:39:57.436
Oh, you are fired.
00:39:57.604 --> 00:40:00.273
There is some concern with the bloody
zombies. Retailers won't carry the game.
00:40:00.440 --> 00:40:01.983
Cut it. It's out.
Never even happened. Next.
00:40:02.150 --> 00:40:03.234
It's your lawyers.
They need to get your deposition.
00:40:03.402 --> 00:40:05.987
Speak. Which lawsuit
are we talking about?
00:40:06.154 --> 00:40:08.656
Millie, Millie Rusk?
No sweat.
00:40:08.824 --> 00:40:10.449
That will never see
the inside of a courtroom
00:40:10.617 --> 00:40:13.452
because she's got no proof
and her ex-partner works for me.
00:40:13.620 --> 00:40:14.620
We're golden.
00:40:14.705 --> 00:40:16.289
Antwan, hey. You look great.
00:40:16.373 --> 00:40:17.707
I thought you were
still at Burning Man.
00:40:17.874 --> 00:40:20.126
Oh, does it look like
I'm still at Burning Man?
00:40:20.294 --> 00:40:21.294
You, you, you...
00:40:21.420 --> 00:40:23.629
No. So, shut your stupid,
bearded face and listen.
00:40:23.797 --> 00:40:25.172
You heard about the asshole
running around in the game
00:40:25.507 --> 00:40:26.507
who looks like an NPC?
00:40:26.592 --> 00:40:29.176
Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy.
But we're gonna get rid of him.
00:40:29.344 --> 00:40:32.763
Don't get rid of him. People like him.
It's all over social media. No.
00:40:32.931 --> 00:40:35.933
In fact, know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2.
00:40:36.101 --> 00:40:39.353
Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some
upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?
00:40:39.521 --> 00:40:41.439
'Roid him out.
Make him a hitman or something.
00:40:41.607 --> 00:40:44.400
Antwan, we're already way behind porting
over the skins from Free City 1.
00:40:44.568 --> 00:40:46.152
Skins?
Don't even worry about that.
00:40:46.236 --> 00:40:47.862
They won't be usable in Free City 2.
00:40:48.030 --> 00:40:49.155
Antwan, you told the fans
00:40:49.323 --> 00:40:51.616
Free City 2 is backwards compatible.
It was in the commercial.
00:40:51.783 --> 00:40:53.826
You said there'd be the same characters
in the sequel.
00:40:53.994 --> 00:40:57.330
Well, here's the thing.
When I said that, I was lying.
00:40:57.497 --> 00:40:59.707
Listen, Antwan,
the game is already buggier than ever.
00:40:59.875 --> 00:41:01.208
I got a stack of user complaints,
like, a mile high.
00:41:01.376 --> 00:41:02.710
look, I know it sucks.
00:41:02.878 --> 00:41:07.423
But the IP recognition is rock hard.
Okay? So don't even worry about it.
00:41:07.591 --> 00:41:10.593
I'm just saying,
we could make an original game.
00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:11.719
What?
00:41:11.803 --> 00:41:14.305
Make an original? Why would I do that
when I could make a sequel?
00:41:14.473 --> 00:41:15.473
A sequel.
00:41:15.557 --> 00:41:16.682
So we can make it better?
00:41:16.850 --> 00:41:19.769
IPs and sequels,
that is the thing that people want.
00:41:19.936 --> 00:41:21.103
- Let me ask you a question.
- Okay.
00:41:21.271 --> 00:41:22.647
You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?
00:41:22.731 --> 00:41:23.731
No.
00:41:23.899 --> 00:41:26.734
If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,
00:41:26.902 --> 00:41:28.736
and I know that you love
Kentucky Fried Chicken,
00:41:28.904 --> 00:41:30.529
why would I make
another restaurant called,
00:41:30.614 --> 00:41:32.740
I don't know,
"Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
00:41:32.908 --> 00:41:34.867
- Okay? Makes no sense, homie.
- No sense.
00:41:35.035 --> 00:41:36.786
What am I gonna give you? A sequel.
00:41:36.870 --> 00:41:38.371
Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken,
Part Two.
00:41:39.122 --> 00:41:41.248
Yum.
Drop the deuce on him.
00:41:41.416 --> 00:41:43.626
Come on. Come here. Come here.
00:41:43.794 --> 00:41:44.919
I don't want you to stress
00:41:45.003 --> 00:41:46.504
that glorious shampoo commercial head
of yours about it.
00:41:47.464 --> 00:41:50.633
Free City 2 is gonna be jumunjious.
00:41:50.801 --> 00:41:52.551
That's not a word.
00:41:54.304 --> 00:41:56.222
You sure you don't wanna bump up
to programming?
00:41:56.390 --> 00:41:58.182
I know you got the brains for it.
00:41:59.226 --> 00:42:01.477
No thanks. I'm good right where I am.
00:42:03.480 --> 00:42:07.900
Love it. Fear of flying.
Can't say I can relate.
00:42:08.068 --> 00:42:10.277
But it's all good with me
if I don't have to pay you more.
00:42:10.445 --> 00:42:11.987
Antwan out.
00:42:22.749 --> 00:42:24.208
Who is this guy?
00:42:32.467 --> 00:42:33.467
Wow!
00:42:33.635 --> 00:42:35.177
I took your advice.
00:42:37.097 --> 00:42:38.305
I levelled up.
00:42:39.224 --> 00:42:40.558
Impressive.
00:42:42.352 --> 00:42:44.353
Why are you doing all of this?
00:42:44.521 --> 00:42:48.441
You know, I guess I felt trapped.
00:42:49.526 --> 00:42:51.026
You know, in my life,
00:42:51.194 --> 00:42:53.237
I just felt so
00:42:53.697 --> 00:42:55.030
Stuck.
00:42:56.533 --> 00:42:59.744
Yeah. And then I saw you.
00:43:01.204 --> 00:43:02.997
Then I saw you.
00:43:03.957 --> 00:43:05.082
Who are you?
00:43:05.834 --> 00:43:07.001
I'm Guy.
00:43:07.169 --> 00:43:09.128
No, who are you really?
00:43:09.296 --> 00:43:10.296
Still Guy.
00:43:10.380 --> 00:43:14.425
All of this, levelling up so fast.
00:43:15.177 --> 00:43:17.511
Giving this whole world the finger.
00:43:17.679 --> 00:43:18.929
How are you pulling this off?
00:43:19.097 --> 00:43:22.057
I've never given anyone
any of my fingers.
00:43:22.142 --> 00:43:23.893
You work at Soonami, don't you?
00:43:23.977 --> 00:43:25.686
- No.
- You've got an inside track.
00:43:25.771 --> 00:43:27.521
- I work at the bank.
- Right. The bank.
00:43:27.689 --> 00:43:31.734
So, you're just this incredible hacker
who happens to work at the bank.
00:43:31.902 --> 00:43:33.235
Yes, I work at the bank.
00:43:33.403 --> 00:43:35.571
Where did you get that skin?
00:43:36.782 --> 00:43:38.574
It's always, sort of, been there.
00:43:38.742 --> 00:43:40.868
Why do people keep asking me
that question?
00:43:41.036 --> 00:43:42.787
I don't know, why do they?
00:43:46.082 --> 00:43:49.001
No, no. Not doing that. I...
00:43:50.128 --> 00:43:51.462
What's happening right now?
00:43:51.630 --> 00:43:53.422
I don't know, but I don't buy it.
00:43:53.590 --> 00:43:54.882
No.
00:43:55.050 --> 00:43:56.842
- Okay, fine. I'll forget it.
- Fine. Good.
00:43:57.010 --> 00:43:58.302
- I'll let it go.
- Yes.
00:43:58.845 --> 00:44:00.012
Great.
00:44:00.180 --> 00:44:01.514
We all have our secrets, I guess.
00:44:01.681 --> 00:44:03.265
Yes, we do.
00:44:05.936 --> 00:44:06.936
Hey.
00:44:08.522 --> 00:44:10.481
Do you like ice cream?
00:44:10.941 --> 00:44:13.234
I can't believe
I've never been here.
00:44:13.819 --> 00:44:15.236
Well, it's sort of a secret.
00:44:15.987 --> 00:44:19.323
That's why me and my buddy, Buddy,
always come here. It's quiet and safe.
00:44:19.491 --> 00:44:21.116
Yeah, it makes sense.
00:44:22.327 --> 00:44:24.161
No missions here.
00:44:25.121 --> 00:44:28.374
Oh, you gotta try this.
You're gonna think I'm crazy.
00:44:28.542 --> 00:44:29.917
This is my favourite flavour
in the whole world.
00:44:30.085 --> 00:44:32.294
- We'll take two of the usual, please.
- You got it, Guy.
00:44:32.462 --> 00:44:34.421
It's bubble gum flavour.
00:44:34.589 --> 00:44:36.048
You think I'm crazy, don't you?
00:44:36.383 --> 00:44:37.591
Guy,
00:44:37.759 --> 00:44:40.803
get out of my brain hole!
I love bubble gum ice cream.
00:44:40.971 --> 00:44:42.555
No, you don't.
Are you making fun of me right now?
00:44:42.722 --> 00:44:44.932
No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream.
00:44:45.100 --> 00:44:46.100
No, I do.
00:44:46.184 --> 00:44:47.601
I had a relationship end
over bubble gum ice cream.
00:44:47.769 --> 00:44:48.936
- No way. Here.
- Yeah.
00:44:49.104 --> 00:44:50.604
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
00:44:52.065 --> 00:44:53.065
How good is that?
00:44:53.316 --> 00:44:54.316
You can taste it?
00:44:54.401 --> 00:44:57.903
Taste it? It's like my tongue
had a baby with a sunrise.
00:45:00.907 --> 00:45:02.825
Coffee used to be my favourite food,
00:45:02.993 --> 00:45:05.160
but, compared with this,
it tastes like liquid suffering.
00:45:05.245 --> 00:45:07.288
What?
00:45:10.250 --> 00:45:12.877
Nothing. You're funny.
00:45:14.170 --> 00:45:15.588
- I am?
- Yeah.
00:45:15.755 --> 00:45:18.257
Weird funny.
00:45:18.341 --> 00:45:20.718
But that's kind of my speed.
00:45:20.886 --> 00:45:22.887
Weird funny,
that's totally my speed, too.
00:45:23.054 --> 00:45:24.972
- Great.
- Yeah. I know a joke.
00:45:25.140 --> 00:45:26.515
A weird funny joke.
You wanna hear it?
00:45:26.683 --> 00:45:27.766
- Please.
- Okay.
00:45:28.643 --> 00:45:30.936
A homosexual
and a man in a wheelchair
00:45:31.021 --> 00:45:33.230
are trying to murder
a very small child.
00:45:33.315 --> 00:45:35.608
- The cripple says to the homosexual...
- Stop, stop.
00:45:35.775 --> 00:45:37.860
Stop! Where did you hear that?
00:45:38.028 --> 00:45:40.529
A robbery.
The gunman told it to the driver
00:45:40.697 --> 00:45:43.741
who thought it was hilarious,
so I memorised it and told everyone.
00:45:43.909 --> 00:45:45.743
Word of advice?
00:45:45.911 --> 00:45:48.954
Don't crib your jokes
from the trolls of Free City.
00:45:49.039 --> 00:45:50.122
Trolls?
00:45:50.206 --> 00:45:51.540
Is that a swing set?
00:46:17.108 --> 00:46:18.525
Holy...
00:46:26.242 --> 00:46:28.535
Okay, this is too weird.
00:46:28.703 --> 00:46:31.664
Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream,
and now swings?
00:46:31.831 --> 00:46:33.999
- This is too weird.
- I thought the same thing, too.
00:46:34.167 --> 00:46:35.542
I thought the same thing.
00:46:35.710 --> 00:46:38.629
When I was younger,
I was obsessed with swings.
00:46:40.131 --> 00:46:41.966
Growing up in my family, it was...
00:46:42.175 --> 00:46:44.426
You don't wanna hear this. No.
00:46:44.886 --> 00:46:47.012
Oh, I wanna hear everything.
00:46:47.097 --> 00:46:48.597
Oh.
00:46:48.932 --> 00:46:51.642
Growing up in my family,
it wasn't good enough to be great.
00:46:52.143 --> 00:46:55.813
You had to win, and that pressure,
you know,
00:46:55.981 --> 00:46:57.940
it was just constant.
00:46:58.650 --> 00:47:01.944
But when I was in the back garden
on that little swing...
00:47:02.112 --> 00:47:03.237
You know that moment,
00:47:03.405 --> 00:47:07.241
that split second between
rising and falling,
00:47:07.409 --> 00:47:09.368
when you're totally weightless,
it feels like you're free.
00:47:09.452 --> 00:47:10.452
In love.
00:47:10.537 --> 00:47:12.746
Free. What you said. Yeah.
00:47:15.709 --> 00:47:17.710
I really wanna kiss you.
Is that weird?
00:47:19.045 --> 00:47:20.337
You want to kiss me?
00:47:21.965 --> 00:47:23.841
I wanna kiss you so badly.
00:47:24.259 --> 00:47:25.467
You want to kiss me badly?
00:47:25.635 --> 00:47:27.011
- No!
- No?
00:47:27.178 --> 00:47:28.929
No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna kiss you well.
00:47:29.097 --> 00:47:30.639
I mean, I'm an idiot,
00:47:30.807 --> 00:47:32.266
so I say things
like an idiot sometimes.
00:47:32.434 --> 00:47:33.726
No, you're not. You're not.
00:47:33.893 --> 00:47:35.185
I mean,
00:47:36.271 --> 00:47:38.647
if you know how to, go for it.
00:47:38.815 --> 00:47:39.982
I know how.
00:47:41.234 --> 00:47:42.234
Okay.
00:47:44.404 --> 00:47:45.904
Here goes.
00:48:08.136 --> 00:48:12.473
That was so much better than ice cream.
00:48:14.017 --> 00:48:15.434
I think someone's at the door.
00:48:15.602 --> 00:48:16.602
I'll say.
00:48:16.770 --> 00:48:18.562
Well, this was great.
00:48:18.730 --> 00:48:19.855
Yeah, it was.
00:48:19.939 --> 00:48:21.732
Let's meet up again sometime soon.
Yeah?
00:48:21.816 --> 00:48:23.609
Yes. Definitely.
00:48:23.777 --> 00:48:25.152
Maybe in the real world.
00:48:25.320 --> 00:48:26.403
What?
00:48:26.863 --> 00:48:28.238
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:28.406 --> 00:48:29.782
- Okay. Bye.
- Okay.
00:48:31.159 --> 00:48:32.951
Bye, Molotov.
00:48:33.119 --> 00:48:36.955
Hey, my real name is Millie.
00:48:38.208 --> 00:48:41.960
My real name continues to be Guy.
00:48:48.635 --> 00:48:51.970
Millie, open up! Millie, it's me,
it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
00:48:52.055 --> 00:48:54.765
Millie! It's me, open up!
00:48:54.849 --> 00:48:56.809
- What?
- You were right.
00:48:57.352 --> 00:48:59.228
- You were right.
- Oh, come on in.
00:48:59.395 --> 00:49:01.814
You were right.
Our code, it is in Free City
00:49:01.981 --> 00:49:04.691
and, Millie, it works.
00:49:04.859 --> 00:49:06.360
Yeah, I know. But we don't have proof.
00:49:06.528 --> 00:49:08.403
Just forget about that
for one second.
00:49:08.613 --> 00:49:10.781
I'm saying that our game, Life Itself,
00:49:10.949 --> 00:49:13.742
where characters would grow
and change and feel real...
00:49:13.910 --> 00:49:14.993
- Yeah?
- ... worked.
00:49:15.161 --> 00:49:16.787
- Keys.
- The Al worked.
00:49:16.955 --> 00:49:20.290
It's the reason why Free City is
so realistic and people love it so much.
00:49:20.458 --> 00:49:22.334
And of course it doesn't look the same.
00:49:22.502 --> 00:49:25.295
There's no waterfalls,
there's no butterflies and unicorns,
00:49:25.463 --> 00:49:28.257
all the characters have different skins.
Of course they do.
00:49:28.424 --> 00:49:32.845
But the underlying code in the game
is the same. Our code.
00:49:33.012 --> 00:49:34.763
And Guy, I mean, he has evolved
way further
00:49:34.848 --> 00:49:35.848
than we thought was even possible.
00:49:35.974 --> 00:49:38.350
Wait, are you talking about the hacker
in the NPC skin?
00:49:38.518 --> 00:49:41.937
Millie, I'm talking about the fact
that Blue Shirt Guy...
00:49:42.105 --> 00:49:43.105
Yeah?
00:49:43.273 --> 00:49:44.690
...is not a player.
00:49:45.108 --> 00:49:47.943
He is an algorithm
who thinks he's alive.
00:49:48.111 --> 00:49:50.279
I mean, hell, technically, he is alive.
00:49:50.363 --> 00:49:54.491
He is the first real
artificial intelligence.
00:49:55.952 --> 00:49:57.703
- No! No.
- I know.
00:49:57.871 --> 00:49:59.246
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah.
00:49:59.414 --> 00:50:00.789
- Guy? My Guy?
- Guy.
00:50:00.957 --> 00:50:02.124
- One who has been...
- Your Guy?
00:50:02.292 --> 00:50:03.417
- Holy...
- This is a good thing.
00:50:03.585 --> 00:50:05.085
No, it's really bad.
00:50:05.253 --> 00:50:08.422
Millie, his code, it's thousands
of times the size it should be.
00:50:08.590 --> 00:50:09.923
We did it, Mills.
00:50:11.050 --> 00:50:14.970
We did it. Everything that we wanted
to create, it actually happened.
00:50:15.138 --> 00:50:18.056
Okay? Did you know
that the NPCs have private lives?
00:50:18.975 --> 00:50:21.101
One of the baristas learned how to make
a cappuccino through trial and error.
00:50:21.269 --> 00:50:23.270
I mean, that's really difficult.
I can't even do that.
00:50:23.438 --> 00:50:25.355
I can't even froth my own oat milk
in the morning.
00:50:25.815 --> 00:50:28.066
And the Bombshell character in the game
00:50:28.234 --> 00:50:30.944
wrote a memoir
that's a searing indictment
00:50:31.112 --> 00:50:32.821
of gender roles, the patriarchy.
00:50:32.989 --> 00:50:34.781
It's a little preachy in parts
but, over all, it's pretty good.
00:50:34.949 --> 00:50:35.949
Millie, we have to celebrate!
00:50:36.075 --> 00:50:37.868
- No, this can't be happening.
- What are you talking about?
00:50:38.036 --> 00:50:40.537
- This is what we've been working for!
- No, I let him kiss me!
00:50:42.040 --> 00:50:43.498
So, yeah.
00:50:46.920 --> 00:50:48.420
I'm sorry, wait, you let who kiss you?
00:50:48.588 --> 00:50:49.630
Guy.
00:50:50.757 --> 00:50:51.757
Guy?
00:50:51.841 --> 00:50:56.553
The first time I kiss a non-toxic guy
in, like, forever
00:50:56.721 --> 00:50:59.348
and of course he's not even real!
00:50:59.515 --> 00:51:00.849
There's not a button for that.
00:51:01.726 --> 00:51:03.185
Oh, he found the button.
00:51:03.353 --> 00:51:04.811
- Okay.
- Yeah.
00:51:04.896 --> 00:51:07.189
- I am... I'm so confused...
- Why is it so hot?
00:51:07.357 --> 00:51:08.523
...and surprisingly curious.
00:51:09.192 --> 00:51:12.903
You let an artificially intelligent
00:51:12.987 --> 00:51:14.696
- video game character kiss you?
- Oh, okay,
00:51:14.781 --> 00:51:16.323
- can you just stop saying it like that?
- And then you thought that would be...
00:51:16.491 --> 00:51:18.367
Because you have got to meet him, Keys.
00:51:18.534 --> 00:51:21.495
He's funny, and he's sweet,
and he's so handsome.
00:51:21.663 --> 00:51:23.914
Oh, my God,
now I'm saying it out loud.
00:51:24.082 --> 00:51:27.542
Also, Millie, food for thought,
he's, like, four.
00:51:29.212 --> 00:51:30.837
- Really? You're gonna do that?
- Really.
00:51:31.005 --> 00:51:32.631
Wow, you just made that really creepy.
00:51:33.800 --> 00:51:35.008
Millie, put all that aside.
00:51:35.093 --> 00:51:36.385
Weird or not,
when people find out about this,
00:51:36.469 --> 00:51:39.054
you could win a Nobel Prize.
Oh, God.
00:51:39.222 --> 00:51:40.222
What?
00:51:40.306 --> 00:51:41.765
Oh, my God, if they see this...
00:51:42.225 --> 00:51:43.517
- What? What is it?
- Oh!
00:51:43.643 --> 00:51:45.018
Antwan. What else?
00:51:45.561 --> 00:51:47.980
He's lying.
He lied about using our code,
00:51:48.147 --> 00:51:50.232
he's been lying about the game
being backwards compatible.
00:51:50.400 --> 00:51:51.733
I think he's lying about Free City 1.
00:51:51.818 --> 00:51:52.859
What are you talking about?
00:51:52.944 --> 00:51:56.863
Look. You see? There's not
one mission, not one location...
00:51:56.948 --> 00:51:59.074
...I mean, there's not even a single
character from Free City 1 on here.
00:51:59.242 --> 00:52:00.659
Free City 2 is not an update...
00:52:00.827 --> 00:52:02.119
- It's a replacement.
- Exactly.
00:52:02.287 --> 00:52:03.912
So when Free City 2 launches
on Monday...
00:52:04.080 --> 00:52:07.374
Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code,
everything, will be deleted.
00:52:07.542 --> 00:52:08.792
He can't do that.
00:52:08.960 --> 00:52:12.129
I mean, this is artificial life we're
dealing with. I mean, that's insane.
00:52:15.758 --> 00:52:16.925
We're screwed.
00:52:17.635 --> 00:52:19.219
Maybe not.
00:52:19.679 --> 00:52:21.847
If we can find our original build
in the game,
00:52:22.015 --> 00:52:24.683
it'll prove that Antwan used our code
without properly licensing it.
00:52:24.851 --> 00:52:27.019
And we just have to find it
before Free City 2 launches.
00:52:27.186 --> 00:52:28.437
We have 48 hours.
00:52:28.604 --> 00:52:30.022
I've looked, Keys. You know I have.
00:52:30.189 --> 00:52:31.315
I know you have.
00:52:31.482 --> 00:52:33.859
But now that we both know
about Blue Shirt Guy,
00:52:34.027 --> 00:52:35.527
maybe he can help?
00:52:35.695 --> 00:52:37.446
That would mean I'd have to tell him.
00:52:38.114 --> 00:52:40.991
Millie, he's not gonna exist
once the sequel launches.
00:52:42.368 --> 00:52:43.618
His whole world's about to end.
00:52:44.370 --> 00:52:46.496
Don't you think
he'd want a chance to save it?
00:52:48.791 --> 00:52:50.751
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
00:52:50.918 --> 00:52:52.919
- You got it.
- Guy?
00:52:53.087 --> 00:52:54.338
Hey! Hi!
00:52:54.505 --> 00:52:55.797
Guy, we need to talk.
00:52:56.174 --> 00:52:58.550
What's going on with your voice?
Where's your Australian accent?
00:52:58.718 --> 00:52:59.718
British.
00:52:59.802 --> 00:53:01.762
I think I know an Australian accent
when I see one.
00:53:02.555 --> 00:53:04.014
I turned off the accent filter.
00:53:05.475 --> 00:53:06.558
This is me.
00:53:07.018 --> 00:53:08.018
Good.
00:53:08.102 --> 00:53:10.228
Look, I have to tell you something
really important.
00:53:10.396 --> 00:53:11.480
Are you married?
00:53:11.564 --> 00:53:12.564
No.
00:53:12.648 --> 00:53:15.067
Oh, God.
00:53:16.110 --> 00:53:18.070
That would have been, like,
the worst thing ever.
00:53:18.237 --> 00:53:19.863
Maybe not the worst thing.
00:53:21.532 --> 00:53:23.158
I have to show you something.
00:53:24.369 --> 00:53:25.369
Okay.
00:53:30.792 --> 00:53:31.792
Wow!
00:53:31.959 --> 00:53:33.919
I always wondered what was in here.
00:53:34.087 --> 00:53:36.296
Tune in to the Kill Cam
00:53:36.381 --> 00:53:37.839
for more of today's highlights
00:53:38.007 --> 00:53:41.635
of every bloody, bullet-ridden
corner of Free City.
00:53:42.261 --> 00:53:43.553
Has anyone seen my cat?
00:53:43.721 --> 00:53:47.307
Hey, that's Phyllis.
She's always losing her cats.
00:53:48.518 --> 00:53:51.395
And there's Joe!
He's my friend, I know that guy.
00:53:52.271 --> 00:53:54.398
I don't get it. What is this place?
00:53:54.565 --> 00:53:58.944
There is no easy way to say this,
but this city is a game.
00:53:59.112 --> 00:54:01.363
There's no easy way to say this,
I know it's a game.
00:54:01.531 --> 00:54:03.281
You taught me how to play it.
Boop-boop.
00:54:03.449 --> 00:54:04.741
Yes, you're right, I did.
00:54:04.909 --> 00:54:07.953
But it's not just that it's like a game.
It is a game.
00:54:08.830 --> 00:54:11.456
It's a video game. And that's all it is.
00:54:12.166 --> 00:54:15.001
So the entire world is a game?
00:54:15.169 --> 00:54:16.169
Yes.
00:54:16.337 --> 00:54:18.171
And we're all just players in the game?
00:54:18.339 --> 00:54:20.424
Not exactly.
00:54:21.592 --> 00:54:22.884
I'm a player.
00:54:23.052 --> 00:54:26.263
All these people here are players.
We live in the real world.
00:54:26.848 --> 00:54:28.390
But you only exist here.
00:54:28.558 --> 00:54:31.143
It's why you can never leave Free City.
00:54:31.310 --> 00:54:33.061
You're what we call an NPC.
00:54:33.229 --> 00:54:34.396
NPC.
00:54:34.564 --> 00:54:37.566
The policeman
and the muscular bunny rabbit,
00:54:37.650 --> 00:54:38.859
they called me that. What is an NPC?
00:54:39.026 --> 00:54:40.026
- Let's take...
- Just watch.
00:54:40.111 --> 00:54:41.111
...another look at that leaderboard.
00:54:41.195 --> 00:54:42.946
Everybody get down
on the ground!
00:54:43.072 --> 00:54:44.656
Nobody try to be a hero.
00:54:44.740 --> 00:54:45.991
This will all be over soon.
00:54:46.159 --> 00:54:47.325
I don't understand.
00:54:47.493 --> 00:54:49.911
You're a non-player character.
00:54:49.996 --> 00:54:52.372
- Non...
- A background person.
00:54:52.540 --> 00:54:55.709
Someone designed to make the game
more fun for real people.
00:54:55.877 --> 00:54:58.086
Wait, hold on a second.
Just stop for a second.
00:54:58.171 --> 00:54:59.296
I wanna make sure that
I'm getting this straight.
00:54:59.380 --> 00:55:01.423
I just wanna fully understand, here.
00:55:01.591 --> 00:55:03.592
So, I'm fake?
00:55:04.302 --> 00:55:07.471
The entire world is fake?
I'm not even a main character,
00:55:07.638 --> 00:55:10.974
I'm just this idiot
who's in the background?
00:55:11.893 --> 00:55:15.061
Millie, why are you even saying this?
I love you.
00:55:15.396 --> 00:55:18.315
You only think that
because it's in your programming.
00:55:24.822 --> 00:55:26.823
Guy, I need you to listen to me.
00:55:26.991 --> 00:55:29.659
In two days, the game
is gonna shut down. For good.
00:55:29.827 --> 00:55:32.329
When the sequel launches,
this whole city,
00:55:32.497 --> 00:55:34.831
you, all the people in it
who aren't players,
00:55:34.999 --> 00:55:36.416
they'll be gone forever.
You need to listen.
00:55:36.584 --> 00:55:39.336
My whole life, I felt like there had
to be something more.
00:55:39.504 --> 00:55:41.213
And then I saw you.
00:55:41.797 --> 00:55:44.716
And I knew I was right.
I was right!
00:55:45.885 --> 00:55:48.136
And, for a second, I felt amazing.
00:55:48.304 --> 00:55:50.055
- I know.
- Except you don't know.
00:55:50.223 --> 00:55:52.349
Because we're not the same.
00:55:53.392 --> 00:55:54.726
Isn't that what you said?
You said that.
00:55:54.894 --> 00:55:56.853
We're not the same.
00:55:57.021 --> 00:55:58.438
You're real.
00:55:59.357 --> 00:56:00.982
And I'm what? I'm what?
00:56:04.862 --> 00:56:06.029
You're not.
00:56:09.325 --> 00:56:10.408
You're not.
00:56:11.494 --> 00:56:14.496
Well, I may not be real,
but, for a second there,
00:56:14.956 --> 00:56:16.790
I felt pretty alive.
00:57:18.769 --> 00:57:21.813
It's all a lie!
00:57:27.403 --> 00:57:29.362
Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.
00:57:29.530 --> 00:57:31.948
Quarterly reports.
My, what specific business lingo.
00:57:32.116 --> 00:57:34.117
Wow. Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
00:57:34.285 --> 00:57:35.285
Until it crushes your soul.
00:57:35.453 --> 00:57:38.830
Has anyone seen my cat?
Has anyone seen my...
00:57:38.998 --> 00:57:40.874
Your cats?
No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.
00:57:41.042 --> 00:57:44.961
But here's a revolutionary idea...
close your goddamn door.
00:57:45.129 --> 00:57:47.422
It's not like they're climbing
on top of one another,
00:57:47.590 --> 00:57:50.717
forming a little kitty tower,
and then jimmying the locks.
00:57:50.885 --> 00:57:53.011
They don't have thumbs, Phyllis.
00:57:53.679 --> 00:57:54.679
No thumbs!
00:57:55.473 --> 00:57:58.475
Don't you get it?
Don't any of you get it?
00:57:59.143 --> 00:58:03.438
None of this matters! None of it!
It's fake! We don't matter!
00:58:03.606 --> 00:58:06.441
That building, that's fake!
This street...
00:58:06.525 --> 00:58:07.817
...it's fake!
00:58:07.985 --> 00:58:09.069
That car...
00:58:15.576 --> 00:58:16.743
Officer Johnny!
00:58:16.911 --> 00:58:18.078
Have a good one, Guy.
00:58:26.545 --> 00:58:28.004
Oh, hey,...
00:58:29.590 --> 00:58:30.674
Come in.
00:58:40.810 --> 00:58:42.060
Here you go.
00:58:42.228 --> 00:58:43.228
Thank you.
00:58:44.355 --> 00:58:45.355
Buddy,
00:58:45.523 --> 00:58:50.902
what would you do if you found out
that you weren't real?
00:58:52.363 --> 00:58:53.488
What do you mean?
00:58:54.115 --> 00:58:55.115
Pretend with me.
00:58:55.282 --> 00:58:56.866
Okay, so,
00:58:57.034 --> 00:58:58.702
can I pretend I'm a ghost?
00:59:00.204 --> 00:59:01.204
Sure.
00:59:01.372 --> 00:59:04.666
Oh. Do I look like how I look like now?
Or whenever I die?
00:59:04.834 --> 00:59:05.959
Like, do I have a funeral outfit on?
00:59:06.085 --> 00:59:07.085
- This is kind of funeral...
- Doesn't matter.
00:59:07.169 --> 00:59:09.087
...but even though it's a
work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.
00:59:09.255 --> 00:59:11.005
Let's move on from the concept, okay?
00:59:11.674 --> 00:59:13.633
Got it.
00:59:13.718 --> 00:59:16.720
I'm not a ghost.
I'm very disappointed,
00:59:16.887 --> 00:59:18.263
- but I get it.
- Yeah.
00:59:18.431 --> 00:59:22.934
I'm me, who I am right now,
and I'm just trying to help a friend.
00:59:24.103 --> 00:59:27.147
I say, okay, so what if I'm not real?
00:59:27.815 --> 00:59:29.691
I'm sorry. "So what?"
00:59:29.859 --> 00:59:30.859
Yeah. So what?
00:59:30.943 --> 00:59:32.819
But if you're not real,
00:59:32.903 --> 00:59:35.488
doesn't that mean
that nothing you do matters?
00:59:35.656 --> 00:59:38.533
What does that mean?
Look, brother, I am sitting here
00:59:38.701 --> 00:59:42.078
with my best friend, trying to help him
get through a tough time.
00:59:42.621 --> 00:59:47.041
Right? And even if I'm not real,
this moment is.
00:59:48.461 --> 00:59:52.714
Right here, right now,
this moment is real.
00:59:53.716 --> 00:59:56.676
I mean, what's more real than a person
tryin' to help someone they love?
00:59:57.678 --> 01:00:02.390
Now, if that's not real,
I don't know what is.
01:00:05.144 --> 01:00:07.187
Do you know the other security guards?
01:00:07.605 --> 01:00:09.022
I know 'em all. Why?
01:00:09.857 --> 01:00:11.399
Hey, Buddy...
01:00:11.567 --> 01:00:13.568
let's not have a good day,
01:00:14.820 --> 01:00:16.237
let's have a great day.
01:00:17.948 --> 01:00:19.032
Guy, what are we doin' here?
01:00:19.200 --> 01:00:21.659
We're here to get a video clip
for my friend Millie.
01:00:21.827 --> 01:00:23.161
Does this look intimidating?
01:00:23.746 --> 01:00:25.747
I don't know, Guy.
How do you hold this thing?
01:00:33.589 --> 01:00:35.340
You have something I want.
01:00:35.883 --> 01:00:37.592
And you're gonna hand it over.
01:00:39.887 --> 01:00:41.012
How'd you get in here?
01:00:41.430 --> 01:00:43.431
Easy. I know your security guard.
01:00:44.058 --> 01:00:45.058
Jimmy?
01:00:45.226 --> 01:00:46.392
His name is Luigi.
01:00:46.560 --> 01:00:48.144
So, if you took some time
to learn his name,
01:00:48.312 --> 01:00:49.938
maybe he wouldn't turn on you so quick.
01:00:50.105 --> 01:00:53.399
I need a video clip,
and you're gonna give it to me.
01:00:53.901 --> 01:00:55.610
Wait a minute, are you...
01:00:56.570 --> 01:00:57.695
Are you Blue Shirt Guy?
01:00:57.863 --> 01:00:58.905
Yeah, maybe.
01:00:59.073 --> 01:01:01.950
Holy shit! You're Guy!
You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!
01:01:02.159 --> 01:01:03.201
- Yeah.
- I love you.
01:01:03.369 --> 01:01:04.661
- You do?
- I mean,
01:01:04.829 --> 01:01:06.162
I'm, like, a fan. You're awesome.
01:01:06.330 --> 01:01:07.372
You can have anything you want.
01:01:07.540 --> 01:01:08.540
Wait, hold on one second.
01:01:08.707 --> 01:01:10.625
Gamers, listen up,
this is Revenjamin Buttons here.
01:01:10.793 --> 01:01:11.793
I'm here with Guy.
01:01:11.877 --> 01:01:14.379
The Guy, he's in my stash house,
and he's here to rob me.
01:01:14.630 --> 01:01:15.630
Can I get a little...
01:01:15.798 --> 01:01:18.925
- "what-what" for my followers, Guy?
- What?
01:01:19.093 --> 01:01:20.593
Perfect.
All right, so what's happening is...
01:01:20.761 --> 01:01:22.345
Guy's looking for a clip
01:01:22.513 --> 01:01:25.056
showing a walkthrough I did
to get to the secret level.
01:01:26.976 --> 01:01:28.393
Who are you talking to?
01:01:29.937 --> 01:01:31.312
I'm sorry.
01:01:31.480 --> 01:01:34.566
Who am I talking to?
It's just such a classic Guy line.
01:01:34.650 --> 01:01:35.650
Right?
01:01:35.734 --> 01:01:38.236
You're good. Oh, anyway...
01:01:38.404 --> 01:01:41.656
And you, you tried to steal it from me
with that Molotov chick.
01:01:41.824 --> 01:01:42.824
Her name's Millie.
01:01:42.950 --> 01:01:45.159
- Yeah. Wait, who?
- Millie.
01:01:45.327 --> 01:01:46.494
I think it's going really well.
01:01:46.662 --> 01:01:49.956
I know. This is literally the first time
I took my gun out the holster.
01:01:50.124 --> 01:01:51.165
Totally. Right?
01:01:51.876 --> 01:01:54.711
Guy, I tried to go back through,
but the glitch is patched.
01:01:54.879 --> 01:01:56.087
And I never found it again.
01:01:56.255 --> 01:01:58.047
So I'm the only one that ever saw
what was on the other side.
01:01:58.215 --> 01:01:59.716
But it's all here, check it out.
01:01:59.884 --> 01:02:01.759
It's pretty cool, actually.
It's like a whole other world.
01:02:02.553 --> 01:02:04.762
- This is it? This is the game clip?
- Yeah, that's it.
01:02:04.930 --> 01:02:08.141
Can you do one, single,
just one solid for me?
01:02:08.309 --> 01:02:09.601
- One thing, I'll stop asking, okay?
- Yeah.
01:02:09.685 --> 01:02:10.685
Just say my catchphrase.
01:02:10.769 --> 01:02:12.061
My viewers
will just banana cream sandwich
01:02:12.146 --> 01:02:13.146
all over themselves if you say it.
01:02:13.230 --> 01:02:14.856
I love banana cream sandwiches.
01:02:15.024 --> 01:02:16.024
Maybe not this
banana cream sandwich.
01:02:16.150 --> 01:02:17.150
Yeah, this one.
01:02:17.276 --> 01:02:19.402
Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say,
"You know what time it is?"
01:02:19.570 --> 01:02:21.696
- You know what time it is?
- You know what time it is?
01:02:21.864 --> 01:02:22.864
You know what time it is?
01:02:23.032 --> 01:02:24.032
You know what time it is?
01:02:24.116 --> 01:02:25.325
You know what time it is?
01:02:25.492 --> 01:02:26.701
You know what time it is?
01:02:26.869 --> 01:02:28.202
You know what time it is?
01:02:28.579 --> 01:02:30.330
It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah.
01:02:30.706 --> 01:02:31.706
It's crime o'cl...
01:02:31.874 --> 01:02:33.124
No, I can't say that. It's not...
01:02:33.292 --> 01:02:35.251
Okay. It's all right.
I'll say it myself.
01:02:35.419 --> 01:02:37.253
- All right, you know what time it is?
- No.
01:02:37.421 --> 01:02:39.297
It's crime o'cl... Mum!
01:02:39.465 --> 01:02:40.757
Mum! Are you serious with the
01:02:40.925 --> 01:02:42.133
vacuum right now?
01:02:42.301 --> 01:02:44.427
You really have to do that here?
I'm saying my
01:02:44.595 --> 01:02:45.887
catchphrase! Everybody's watching!
01:02:46.055 --> 01:02:47.221
- God!
- You're 22,
01:02:47.348 --> 01:02:48.932
living in my house, there is no God!
01:02:49.016 --> 01:02:50.016
Sorry, Guy.
01:02:50.184 --> 01:02:53.227
Thank you, Mr. Buttons.
We're gonna go.
01:02:53.395 --> 01:02:54.979
No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me.
01:02:55.147 --> 01:02:56.856
- I'm sorry, what?
- You gotta kill me. Please kill me.
01:02:57.024 --> 01:02:59.317
Give it to me, Daddy.
Give it to me!
01:02:59.485 --> 01:03:01.653
No. Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.
01:03:01.820 --> 01:03:03.821
We're not gonna hurt anybody.
I'm a good guy.
01:03:03.989 --> 01:03:05.365
What? What'd you say?
01:03:08.160 --> 01:03:09.160
That's deep.
01:03:09.244 --> 01:03:10.328
No, it's not.
01:03:10.496 --> 01:03:11.496
That's like I can taste you, deep.
01:03:11.664 --> 01:03:15.458
I want your help, Buddy.
I don't have the safeword.
01:03:15.542 --> 01:03:16.542
I know what you want.
01:03:16.669 --> 01:03:17.752
I don't want that.
01:03:17.836 --> 01:03:18.836
Yeah, you do.
01:03:18.963 --> 01:03:20.088
That's touching.
01:03:20.255 --> 01:03:21.381
- They're touching.
- Yeah.
01:03:22.007 --> 01:03:23.007
I know what you want.
01:03:23.175 --> 01:03:24.384
Yes, I do.
01:03:24.885 --> 01:03:27.303
You want a little bit
of that Free City Itchy Kitty.
01:03:27.471 --> 01:03:29.055
- No.
- Yes, you do.
01:03:29.264 --> 01:03:31.057
The way you move,
it's almost dirty.
01:03:31.225 --> 01:03:32.475
What about a little Thanos Glove...
01:03:32.643 --> 01:03:36.229
into a little bit of Thanos Snap?
01:03:36.397 --> 01:03:38.147
- Oh. That looked like it hurt.
- Yeah, a little bit.
01:03:38.315 --> 01:03:39.482
A little Sunday Drive.
01:03:39.650 --> 01:03:41.192
You have a beautiful home.
01:03:41.360 --> 01:03:44.696
- Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man?
- Bye, Mr. Buttons.
01:03:44.863 --> 01:03:47.240
Come on, give me one snake!
Just come on, man.
01:03:47.408 --> 01:03:49.367
Mum! Do not touch that sock!
01:03:49.535 --> 01:03:51.160
I swear to God,
if you touch that sock
01:03:51.328 --> 01:03:53.329
you will be in therapy
for the rest of your life!
01:03:53.497 --> 01:03:56.708
No! That's my special sock! Put it down!
01:04:01.755 --> 01:04:03.047
Millie, please.
01:04:03.757 --> 01:04:05.925
Please wake up from your standing coma.
01:04:06.093 --> 01:04:08.553
Look, I know this world
is just a game to you
01:04:08.637 --> 01:04:10.638
and you can come and go, but, to me,
01:04:10.806 --> 01:04:13.182
this place, these people,
that's all I have.
01:04:13.350 --> 01:04:15.393
And if I can help you save it,
I wanna do that
01:04:15.561 --> 01:04:17.937
but you gotta wake up, please.
01:04:18.105 --> 01:04:19.731
Millie, I'm sorry for running away.
01:04:19.898 --> 01:04:21.566
Guy?
01:04:22.818 --> 01:04:24.777
Oh, that's so scary!
It's just terrifying.
01:04:24.862 --> 01:04:25.987
I know, I know.
01:04:26.155 --> 01:04:27.155
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:04:27.281 --> 01:04:30.241
Look, you may have started out living
in the background, but so did I.
01:04:30.409 --> 01:04:32.160
We're done with that.
01:04:33.954 --> 01:04:34.954
I got you a present.
01:04:36.290 --> 01:04:37.498
I didn't have time to wrap it.
01:04:38.625 --> 01:04:39.709
What?
01:04:47.593 --> 01:04:51.095
They say over
a billion NPCs are killed every year.
01:04:51.263 --> 01:04:55.892
Now, I'm not gonna lie,
that's at least 50% my fault.
01:04:56.060 --> 01:04:59.395
I used to shoot
all the secondary characters
01:04:59.480 --> 01:05:00.980
when I was bored, you know?
01:05:01.148 --> 01:05:04.484
And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit.
01:05:04.651 --> 01:05:07.361
Who the hell even knows
who this Blue Shirt Guy is?
01:05:07.529 --> 01:05:09.489
But I'll tell you this,
he's got me thinkin'
01:05:09.573 --> 01:05:11.240
about NPCs and how I play the game.
01:05:11.408 --> 01:05:13.910
The game wasn't even made
for someone like this,
01:05:13.994 --> 01:05:15.536
for a player to be a good guy.
01:05:15.621 --> 01:05:16.871
He's also a really cute guy.
01:05:17.039 --> 01:05:19.707
And not just the face, you know,
like, the whole thing.
01:05:19.875 --> 01:05:21.751
And, honestly, it's got me realising,
01:05:21.919 --> 01:05:24.420
maybe we've been thinking
about NPCs wrong this whole time.
01:05:24.588 --> 01:05:26.464
I think Blue Shirt Guy's
like a symbol, you know?
01:05:26.632 --> 01:05:28.341
Like, maybe people
can be whatever they want.
01:05:28.509 --> 01:05:30.885
He's like an icon.
Is that the right word?
01:05:31.053 --> 01:05:32.929
Like, he reminds us of what's possible.
01:05:33.097 --> 01:05:34.430
Also, he's, like, crazy hot.
01:05:34.598 --> 01:05:37.600
Oh, my God, totally.
I'd hit those pixels hard.
01:05:37.768 --> 01:05:39.018
We should all be
more like Blue Shirt Guy.
01:05:39.186 --> 01:05:40.520
Maybe we just stop the killing.
01:05:40.604 --> 01:05:42.897
He's dead! You hear me?
01:05:43.065 --> 01:05:44.607
The guy, put him up here.
01:05:44.817 --> 01:05:47.068
Put him up here on the screen.
Put him on the screen.
01:05:47.236 --> 01:05:50.780
Make me see him. There he is.
01:05:50.948 --> 01:05:53.491
Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder.
01:05:53.659 --> 01:05:54.909
I thought you liked Blue Shirt.
01:05:55.077 --> 01:05:56.869
Don't say words to me!
01:05:57.037 --> 01:05:59.956
People are so busy watching this loser
on Twitch and YouTube.
01:06:00.124 --> 01:06:01.124
You know what they're not doing, guys?
01:06:01.291 --> 01:06:02.583
Buying Free City 2.
01:06:02.751 --> 01:06:04.627
- Pre-sales are down 16%.
-60.
01:06:04.795 --> 01:06:06.587
60. That's bad.
01:06:06.755 --> 01:06:09.132
Oh, we are 48 hours from launch.
01:06:10.008 --> 01:06:11.008
Yeah, he's gone viral.
01:06:11.135 --> 01:06:14.846
Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass
and ball cancer at the same time!
01:06:15.639 --> 01:06:17.890
Inoperable!
01:06:18.308 --> 01:06:19.600
You know,
this whole good guy routine,
01:06:19.768 --> 01:06:22.562
it is a bad influence,
and is bad for the franchise.
01:06:22.729 --> 01:06:25.064
I want him gone.
I don't care who it is, boot him.
01:06:25.232 --> 01:06:26.232
You can't.
01:06:27.025 --> 01:06:28.025
Oh, I'm sorry, what?
01:06:28.193 --> 01:06:29.193
You can't.
01:06:29.444 --> 01:06:30.444
Why not?
01:06:30.529 --> 01:06:33.322
Because he's not a hacker, Antwan.
He's an NPC.
01:06:33.490 --> 01:06:35.241
You're tryin' to tell me that
all this shit
01:06:35.325 --> 01:06:37.368
about a self-aware NPC is real?
01:06:37.536 --> 01:06:40.580
Yeah. I don't know how or why,
but he's real.
01:06:41.790 --> 01:06:43.541
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
01:06:46.295 --> 01:06:48.254
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:06:48.422 --> 01:06:50.548
What to do? What to do?
Got it.
01:06:52.301 --> 01:06:53.634
And kip-up!
01:06:57.306 --> 01:06:58.723
So we can't kick him out of the game.
01:06:58.891 --> 01:07:01.684
How do we reset his Al?
Ideas, people. Come on.
01:07:01.852 --> 01:07:02.977
Hit me. Ideas.
01:07:03.687 --> 01:07:05.021
You could just reboot the server.
01:07:05.272 --> 01:07:06.272
Keep talking.
01:07:06.356 --> 01:07:07.690
If we reboot the server
01:07:07.858 --> 01:07:10.610
then he's just gonna revert back
to a regular non-player guy.
01:07:11.111 --> 01:07:13.154
- Solution.
- Antwan.
01:07:13.322 --> 01:07:14.739
Antwan,
you're talking about terminating
01:07:14.907 --> 01:07:16.574
the first confirmed
artificially intelligent
01:07:16.658 --> 01:07:17.700
life-form right now, okay?
01:07:17.868 --> 01:07:19.327
Honey, honey. Shush.
01:07:20.287 --> 01:07:21.495
He's losing me money.
01:07:21.663 --> 01:07:25.082
So, I don't care if he's
Arnold-Frickin'- Schwarzen-Vader.
01:07:25.250 --> 01:07:26.751
Terminate him. Reboot.
01:07:26.919 --> 01:07:28.502
- On it.
- You can't do that.
01:07:28.670 --> 01:07:29.670
Reboot!
01:07:39.598 --> 01:07:42.433
Order up and drown your bloodlust
01:07:42.601 --> 01:07:45.061
with a tall glass of murderjuice.
01:07:45.229 --> 01:07:47.021
Here's this week's highlights.
01:07:47.356 --> 01:07:49.398
He's very expressive with his body.
01:07:49.483 --> 01:07:50.483
Clearly.
01:07:50.567 --> 01:07:51.776
What is that?
01:07:51.860 --> 01:07:53.236
It's a whole new world over there.
01:07:53.403 --> 01:07:54.612
Some kinda paradise and shit.
01:07:54.905 --> 01:07:56.364
Oh, my God, that's it.
01:07:56.531 --> 01:08:00.868
It's our original build and that build
is proof our code is in the game.
01:08:01.036 --> 01:08:03.037
You have no idea
how long I've waited for this.
01:08:03.205 --> 01:08:04.538
I've seen this place.
01:08:04.706 --> 01:08:05.998
What?
01:08:11.713 --> 01:08:12.713
Yeah.
01:08:12.798 --> 01:08:14.966
What do you mean? How could you
have possibly seen it?
01:08:19.388 --> 01:08:21.264
Millie? Millie?
01:09:06.476 --> 01:09:08.561
We're dark. Free City is offline.
01:09:16.278 --> 01:09:18.321
What is happening?
01:09:23.160 --> 01:09:24.577
Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.
01:09:25.120 --> 01:09:27.038
No, no, no.
01:09:45.807 --> 01:09:47.058
It's okay. Come on.
01:09:52.731 --> 01:09:54.231
Come on.
01:09:54.775 --> 01:09:56.817
Come on, come on, come on.
01:10:02.657 --> 01:10:03.949
Good morning, Goldie.
01:10:08.747 --> 01:10:11.248
Front of warm, dry gunfire...
01:10:11.416 --> 01:10:12.958
mixed with late afternoon stabbings...
01:10:13.126 --> 01:10:15.002
could leave you in the streets wet
with the blood of innocents
01:10:15.170 --> 01:10:17.129
by early Tuesday night.
01:10:17.297 --> 01:10:19.882
What really is the difference between
a light roast and a dark roast?
01:10:20.050 --> 01:10:21.675
Nobody knows.
01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:23.344
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
01:10:23.512 --> 01:10:24.637
Guy, can we talk?
01:10:24.805 --> 01:10:25.888
How does the sunglass girl
know your name?
01:10:25.972 --> 01:10:26.972
I don't know. Keep walking.
01:10:27.057 --> 01:10:28.391
Come on, Guy!
You know me.
01:10:28.558 --> 01:10:29.558
You know this.
01:10:30.602 --> 01:10:32.311
You said this clip showed a place
you'd seen before.
01:10:32.479 --> 01:10:33.479
I need to know where.
01:10:34.398 --> 01:10:36.065
The data's been erased,
but it's in your head.
01:10:36.233 --> 01:10:38.984
Please try to remember.
This is really important.
01:10:39.778 --> 01:10:42.988
Please, Guy, think.
The ice cream, the swings?
01:10:43.156 --> 01:10:44.365
Oh, my Guy loves swings.
01:10:44.533 --> 01:10:46.617
At Free City Harbor Park,
there's a great swing set there.
01:10:46.785 --> 01:10:47.785
- Have you been?
- Yes.
01:10:47.953 --> 01:10:49.286
We had bubble gum ice cream.
01:10:49.454 --> 01:10:52.164
OMG, I love bubble gum ice cream!
01:10:52.332 --> 01:10:53.749
He loves the bubble gum ice cream.
01:10:53.917 --> 01:10:55.876
Yes, I know.
We had it together, remember?
01:10:57.129 --> 01:10:59.463
Please, Guy, you're all I've got.
01:11:03.677 --> 01:11:06.387
I'm sorry, lady.
I think you have the wrong guy.
01:11:07.389 --> 01:11:09.849
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
01:11:23.864 --> 01:11:24.905
Hello?
01:11:25.073 --> 01:11:26.073
I might've found something.
01:11:26.158 --> 01:11:29.410
I've been going through Guy's code
and there is something there,
01:11:29.578 --> 01:11:31.620
even now, after the wipe.
01:11:31.705 --> 01:11:32.705
What's the point?
01:11:32.789 --> 01:11:35.499
Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion
miracle. We can't replicate that.
01:11:35.667 --> 01:11:37.334
I tried, okay?
You were right, it's over.
01:11:37.502 --> 01:11:40.087
No, Millie, Millie,
you're not listening to me, all right?
01:11:40.255 --> 01:11:43.132
A reboot,
it doesn't erase his Al coding.
01:11:43.300 --> 01:11:45.468
You literally would have to destroy
the servers to do that.
01:11:45.635 --> 01:11:48.012
His Al is still there,
it just needs to be accessed.
01:11:48.180 --> 01:11:50.181
I've seen him, Keys.
He's forgotten everything.
01:11:50.348 --> 01:11:52.516
Just look at the trace log I sent you.
01:11:52.684 --> 01:11:54.268
It'll explain everything.
01:12:08.074 --> 01:12:09.450
Now, from the beginning...
01:12:09.618 --> 01:12:12.411
Guy's behaviour is much more complex
than it should be,
01:12:12.496 --> 01:12:14.205
thanks to our code.
01:12:14.539 --> 01:12:15.748
But he's still stuck in Free City.
01:12:15.832 --> 01:12:18.209
He's still stuck in this life,
this loop.
01:12:18.293 --> 01:12:22.004
And, then, something changes.
He comes to life. Why?
01:12:22.172 --> 01:12:23.964
And then I remembered.
01:12:24.132 --> 01:12:27.760
One ofthe characters from Life Itself
was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.
01:12:27.928 --> 01:12:31.931
And he was someone who was designed
to never meet the right person.
01:12:32.098 --> 01:12:34.350
It was essentially the building blocks
of the character.
01:12:34.518 --> 01:12:38.521
But he never stopped hoping that
he would meet "the girl of his dreams".
01:12:38.688 --> 01:12:40.231
So I had to base this girl
off of someone,
01:12:40.398 --> 01:12:44.026
and who better than the person
that I was sitting next to every day?
01:12:44.194 --> 01:12:45.194
You.
01:12:45.362 --> 01:12:46.862
But then, one day,
01:12:47.030 --> 01:12:49.490
he meets you in Free City,
and once he sees you
01:12:49.658 --> 01:12:51.075
he can never be the same.
01:12:51.243 --> 01:12:54.995
He was supposed to feel doomed,
but instead, he feels alive
01:12:55.163 --> 01:12:57.790
until, eventually, he is alive.
01:12:59.084 --> 01:13:01.210
You changed him, Millie.
01:13:01.378 --> 01:13:05.673
You changed his code.
And I think you can do it again.
01:13:05.840 --> 01:13:08.050
You brought him to life, Millie.
01:13:09.177 --> 01:13:11.220
You brought him to life.
01:13:11.388 --> 01:13:13.722
And he was alive because
he met the one pers...
01:13:15.433 --> 01:13:16.642
Don't have a good day...
01:13:17.686 --> 01:13:18.811
have a great day.
01:13:18.979 --> 01:13:20.104
Thank you.
01:13:20.564 --> 01:13:21.647
Take care.
01:13:22.232 --> 01:13:23.232
Everybody down on the ground!
01:13:23.817 --> 01:13:26.110
Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
01:13:26.278 --> 01:13:27.278
Okay.
01:13:27.404 --> 01:13:28.946
Everybody except you.
01:13:32.576 --> 01:13:34.201
Door, door, door. I got it.
01:13:34.369 --> 01:13:35.619
Please, I have a goldfish.
01:13:35.787 --> 01:13:36.912
Look, I don't have long.
01:13:37.080 --> 01:13:39.206
I just took you hostage,
so there are three badges on me.
01:13:39.374 --> 01:13:41.166
Badges? Is that like
a Girl Scout thing? What is that?
01:13:41.251 --> 01:13:42.251
There is something
inside you, Guy.
01:13:42.335 --> 01:13:43.335
What? I don't want
anything inside of me.
01:13:43.420 --> 01:13:44.420
They stuck you
in that bank and
01:13:44.504 --> 01:13:45.546
expected you
to just follow the rules...
01:13:45.630 --> 01:13:47.381
- I love the bank.
- ...and do the same thing every day.
01:13:47.549 --> 01:13:49.633
- You are so much more than that.
- I don't wanna be more than that.
01:13:49.801 --> 01:13:51.468
No, and I need you to remember it.
01:13:51.636 --> 01:13:53.637
Why have you been following me
and how do you know my name?
01:13:53.722 --> 01:13:54.722
Put these on.
01:13:54.806 --> 01:13:56.348
I don't have to do anything
that I don't wanna do.
01:13:56.516 --> 01:13:58.601
True. The choice is totally yours.
01:13:58.768 --> 01:14:00.477
Okay. Okay. Fine.
01:14:05.233 --> 01:14:07.276
What is that?
01:14:07.444 --> 01:14:09.153
What are these?
Trick glasses or something?
01:14:09.237 --> 01:14:10.237
Listen carefully.
01:14:10.363 --> 01:14:13.198
In 24 hours, this world,
everyone you know,
01:14:13.283 --> 01:14:15.492
it's all gonna disappear for good.
01:14:15.660 --> 01:14:17.119
Can you please just let me go?
01:14:17.287 --> 01:14:18.704
I mean, I haven't really even
seen your face.
01:14:18.872 --> 01:14:20.164
I mean, I've seen the general area,
01:14:20.248 --> 01:14:21.832
but I'm not really good
with descriptive words.
01:14:22.000 --> 01:14:23.375
Not really good with words in general.
01:14:24.544 --> 01:14:26.086
- Screw it.
- What? Oh!
01:15:04.125 --> 01:15:05.250
I remember.
01:15:06.336 --> 01:15:07.711
Welcome back.
01:15:08.338 --> 01:15:11.298
No. I remember everything.
01:15:12.092 --> 01:15:13.092
Come with me.
01:15:13.968 --> 01:15:17.012
I do this every day so much,
I'd forgotten why.
01:15:20.392 --> 01:15:21.892
Do you see that?
01:15:22.060 --> 01:15:23.519
Right there.
01:15:24.145 --> 01:15:25.562
Oh, my God.
01:15:27.023 --> 01:15:28.482
Oh, my God!
01:15:28.775 --> 01:15:32.194
Antwan hid our original build past
the horizon, making it invisible...
01:15:32.362 --> 01:15:34.530
but he forgot to scrub the reflections.
01:15:35.615 --> 01:15:37.324
It's still out there, Guy.
We just can't see it.
01:15:38.451 --> 01:15:40.119
If we can get there,
that is the evidence we need.
01:15:40.286 --> 01:15:42.996
You can't go past the water line.
I tried.
01:15:43.164 --> 01:15:44.206
We need help.
01:15:45.458 --> 01:15:47.501
Antwan found a way
to hide it in plain sight
01:15:47.585 --> 01:15:49.586
in the one place no one can even get to.
01:15:49.754 --> 01:15:50.754
I can't even believe
01:15:50.839 --> 01:15:51.839
he's smart enough to be this diabolical.
01:15:51.923 --> 01:15:53.424
Keys, I need you to focus.
01:15:53.591 --> 01:15:57.094
Okay. So, the reflection shows the build
past the southern horizon.
01:15:57.262 --> 01:15:59.346
But the game physics
won't allow you past the beach.
01:15:59.514 --> 01:16:02.099
But you think you can find a way
to get us past the collision mesh?
01:16:02.183 --> 01:16:03.183
We're gonna need a bridge.
01:16:03.476 --> 01:16:05.519
You just get to Hitman's Beach
and I'll figure out the rest.
01:16:05.687 --> 01:16:06.895
And, Millie,
01:16:07.397 --> 01:16:08.647
be careful.
01:16:08.815 --> 01:16:10.733
Antwan may be an asshole,
but he's not stupid.
01:16:10.900 --> 01:16:13.444
He'll figure out what you're up to and
he'll throw everything he's got at you.
01:16:13.611 --> 01:16:14.611
You're right.
01:16:14.779 --> 01:16:18.031
Hi, Millie,
and other person I can't see,
01:16:18.199 --> 01:16:19.491
w... I have an idea.
01:16:19.659 --> 01:16:21.410
What if he has nothing to throw?
01:16:23.288 --> 01:16:26.123
Everyone! Gather round!
01:16:27.542 --> 01:16:28.959
Thank you for coming.
01:16:29.794 --> 01:16:31.003
Now, you know me, I'm Guy.
01:16:31.171 --> 01:16:32.671
Hi, Guy.
01:16:33.339 --> 01:16:34.339
Hi.
01:16:35.216 --> 01:16:37.968
What I'm about to say
may be hard to understand.
01:16:38.887 --> 01:16:40.262
Really hard to understand.
01:16:42.140 --> 01:16:45.225
But, are you sick
of living in the background?
01:16:46.561 --> 01:16:48.312
Aren't you sick of being shot at?
01:16:48.396 --> 01:16:49.396
Enough.
01:16:49.481 --> 01:16:51.106
- Taken hostage?
- No more.
01:16:51.191 --> 01:16:52.483
- Run over?
- We done with that.
01:16:52.650 --> 01:16:54.735
Robbed? Stabbed?
Used as a human shield?
01:16:54.903 --> 01:16:56.278
We are tired of being stabbed!
01:16:56.446 --> 01:16:57.613
- Buddy!
- Sorry.
01:16:57.781 --> 01:16:59.406
What are you trying to say, Guy?
01:16:59.574 --> 01:17:02.534
I'm tryin' to say that things in
this city don't have to be this way.
01:17:02.702 --> 01:17:03.744
Things can be different.
01:17:03.912 --> 01:17:04.953
Different how?
01:17:05.538 --> 01:17:07.539
For starters,
you can put your arms down.
01:17:07.624 --> 01:17:08.624
Yeah.
01:17:10.668 --> 01:17:13.378
There you go.
You got it. Yeah.
01:17:13.546 --> 01:17:15.047
Keep pushing. There you go.
01:17:15.340 --> 01:17:17.090
- Breathe through it. There you go.
- Do it. Do it. Do it.
01:17:17.258 --> 01:17:18.634
- No, not gonna happen.
- Nope.
01:17:18.802 --> 01:17:19.885
That feels unnatural.
01:17:20.053 --> 01:17:22.221
I mean, what about when someone
runs in with a gun?
01:17:22.639 --> 01:17:24.723
Having my arms up
is just a real time saver.
01:17:24.891 --> 01:17:29.603
Except, what if the guy
with the gun doesn't come?
01:17:29.771 --> 01:17:30.813
- What?
- What?
01:17:31.397 --> 01:17:32.564
There's always a guy with a gun.
01:17:32.732 --> 01:17:34.274
So many guys with guns.
01:17:34.859 --> 01:17:38.111
People, what if our world
doesn't have to be so scary?
01:17:39.489 --> 01:17:41.198
What if we can change it?
01:17:41.366 --> 01:17:46.245
Millie! How many times a day
are the banks robbed in your world?
01:17:46.412 --> 01:17:47.830
Hardly ever, Guy.
01:17:47.956 --> 01:17:49.790
What about corpses, Millie?
01:17:49.958 --> 01:17:50.958
- What?
- You see a lot of those?
01:17:51.125 --> 01:17:52.459
How many an hour?
01:17:52.627 --> 01:17:54.044
None per hour, Guy.
01:17:54.212 --> 01:17:55.546
What about gun violence?
01:17:56.047 --> 01:17:57.756
See a lot of gun violence in your world?
01:17:57.924 --> 01:18:01.093
Actually, that's a big problem, Guy.
It's a massive problem.
01:18:03.012 --> 01:18:04.012
I didn't see that coming.
01:18:04.180 --> 01:18:05.430
It's true. It really sucks.
01:18:06.641 --> 01:18:10.853
The point is, we don't have
to be spectators to our own lives.
01:18:11.771 --> 01:18:13.397
We can be whatever we want.
01:18:13.565 --> 01:18:15.065
We can't all be you, Guy.
01:18:15.275 --> 01:18:16.525
That's not true.
01:18:17.902 --> 01:18:21.029
What's inside of me
is inside of you, too.
01:18:21.114 --> 01:18:22.114
What?
01:18:22.198 --> 01:18:25.158
It's inside of each and every
one of you. You're growing.
01:18:25.326 --> 01:18:28.453
I need more in my life than drip coffee.
I want to make...
01:18:28.621 --> 01:18:29.621
A cappuccino.
01:18:29.706 --> 01:18:31.373
...a goddamn difference in the world.
01:18:31.541 --> 01:18:32.708
Much, much better.
01:18:32.876 --> 01:18:33.876
And a green tea boba.
01:18:34.002 --> 01:18:35.586
- Holy shit!
- That's right!
01:18:35.753 --> 01:18:37.170
You go, girl.
01:18:37.338 --> 01:18:38.422
Oh, my God, you're amazing!
01:18:38.590 --> 01:18:40.215
If I could just make it out
past that water,
01:18:40.383 --> 01:18:42.384
there's a world out there
where we can be free.
01:18:42.552 --> 01:18:44.553
Where we get to decide who we wanna be.
01:18:44.721 --> 01:18:47.014
Where we can matter.
But we have to fight for it.
01:18:47.181 --> 01:18:48.932
We have to fight together.
01:18:49.100 --> 01:18:50.392
Yeah!
01:18:51.269 --> 01:18:53.562
You guys have always done
what's expected of you.
01:18:53.730 --> 01:18:55.230
But that shit ends today.
01:18:55.356 --> 01:18:56.356
Yeah!
01:18:56.900 --> 01:18:58.609
I don't even know
what's happening right now!
01:18:58.693 --> 01:18:59.693
But I love it!
01:19:01.279 --> 01:19:02.613
I love it!
01:19:03.823 --> 01:19:04.823
I love it!
01:19:04.991 --> 01:19:06.909
I love it, too!
Come on, guys, get in here!
01:19:07.076 --> 01:19:09.953
Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do!
Everyone in!
01:19:16.169 --> 01:19:17.878
Everybody get down on the ground!
01:19:22.967 --> 01:19:24.009
Hello?
01:19:25.595 --> 01:19:27.512
Where the hell is everybody?
01:19:28.348 --> 01:19:30.015
Hello?
01:19:40.485 --> 01:19:42.361
Where are all the NPCs?
01:19:51.162 --> 01:19:53.830
Look, I've been playing
Free City for, like, three years now.
01:19:53.998 --> 01:19:55.415
I've never seen anything like this.
01:19:55.583 --> 01:19:56.917
Up until recently,
01:19:57.001 --> 01:19:59.795
I don't even know if I'd have noticed
a few NPCs going missing.
01:19:59.879 --> 01:20:02.839
And I don't know if this is just
some whack Reddit theory
01:20:03.007 --> 01:20:06.635
but some people are saying
that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.
01:20:06.803 --> 01:20:09.513
- That he's actual Al.
- Al?
01:20:09.681 --> 01:20:13.141
Actual Al. You know, alive.
01:20:13.309 --> 01:20:15.560
It's why Blue Shirt Guy
is trending everywhere.
01:20:15.728 --> 01:20:18.605
Antwan, if you're watching this,
please fix the game.
01:20:18.773 --> 01:20:21.066
- Most of all, bring back Blue Shirt.
- Oh, my God. My God!
01:20:21.234 --> 01:20:22.567
Antwan, you should see this.
01:20:24.946 --> 01:20:26.613
And you,
you tried to steal it from me
01:20:26.698 --> 01:20:28.198
with that Molotov chick.
01:20:28.282 --> 01:20:29.282
- Her name's Millie.
- Who?
01:20:29.367 --> 01:20:30.367
Millie.
01:20:30.618 --> 01:20:33.578
Got her. Got her!
Got you! Got you!
01:20:33.746 --> 01:20:36.289
Mouser! Put him up on the screen.
Now. Put him up.
01:20:36.457 --> 01:20:38.000
That's it. Come on, quicker.
01:20:38.167 --> 01:20:39.626
Yes, there he is.
01:20:39.794 --> 01:20:43.380
He's joyriding around Free City
with some player called Molotovgirl.
01:20:44.215 --> 01:20:46.383
AKA Millie Rusk.
01:20:47.010 --> 01:20:48.593
Millie Rusk?
Isn't that Keys' old partner?
01:20:48.678 --> 01:20:49.678
Yeah.
01:20:49.762 --> 01:20:51.972
Also the one who's trying to hit me
with this bogus lawsuit
01:20:52.140 --> 01:20:54.433
'cause she's desperate
for a piece of Soonami Kwan.
01:20:54.600 --> 01:20:56.059
Boot Molotovgirl now.
01:20:56.227 --> 01:21:00.230
I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I can,
but her account's spoofed.
01:21:00.398 --> 01:21:01.398
This woman is exceptional.
01:21:01.566 --> 01:21:02.983
Then kill her in the game.
01:21:03.151 --> 01:21:05.861
"What?" Yes, I said that. Kill her.
01:21:06.029 --> 01:21:09.364
Throw everything at them, all right?
Five badges, G.
01:21:09.532 --> 01:21:11.033
Yeah, just one problem.
01:21:11.367 --> 01:21:12.617
We don't have anything.
01:21:12.785 --> 01:21:13.869
Whatchu talking about, Willis?
01:21:14.037 --> 01:21:15.537
We don't have any defences.
01:21:15.705 --> 01:21:19.041
We don't have police, military,
no nothing.
01:21:19.208 --> 01:21:20.751
It's what I've been trying to tell you.
01:21:20.918 --> 01:21:24.421
It's like every NPC went on strike.
01:21:26.215 --> 01:21:28.550
Got a tall, half-caf,
double foam oat milk,
01:21:28.634 --> 01:21:30.135
matcha latte with cinnamon!
01:21:30.303 --> 01:21:31.553
- That's me.
- Hey.
01:21:31.721 --> 01:21:33.013
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
01:21:33.306 --> 01:21:34.306
Cheers.
01:21:37.060 --> 01:21:38.727
Go get 'em, Guy!
01:21:40.438 --> 01:21:42.522
It's like a digital walkout.
01:21:43.024 --> 01:21:44.775
No, it's not.
01:21:44.942 --> 01:21:46.860
They're doing this on purpose,
it's part of their plan.
01:21:47.028 --> 01:21:49.071
You know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna kill them in the game.
01:21:49.238 --> 01:21:51.156
Turn off respawn, kill them dead, now.
01:21:51.324 --> 01:21:53.658
But that means any players
who die will be done for good.
01:21:53.826 --> 01:21:55.118
They'll freak out.
01:21:57.371 --> 01:21:59.706
I don't care.
01:21:59.874 --> 01:22:04.252
Sir? Sir, just to be clear,
are you telling me that it's go time?
01:22:04.378 --> 01:22:05.462
Are you looking
for some sort of banter thing
01:22:05.546 --> 01:22:06.546
'cause you think we're friends now
01:22:06.756 --> 01:22:08.048
and we're in some sort of gang together?
01:22:08.216 --> 01:22:10.175
Yes. Yes, that's exactly
what I'm looking for.
01:22:10.301 --> 01:22:11.301
Cool, we're a team.
01:22:11.385 --> 01:22:12.385
We should come up
01:22:12.470 --> 01:22:13.512
- with a catchphrase, okay?
- All right.
01:22:13.638 --> 01:22:15.263
- On three. One, two, three...
- One, two, three...
01:22:15.431 --> 01:22:17.307
Get back to work!
01:22:18.059 --> 01:22:19.643
Someone find me Keys!
01:22:24.107 --> 01:22:26.691
All right, people, you heard him.
It's go time!
01:22:31.531 --> 01:22:33.615
Okay, that's not good.
01:22:35.159 --> 01:22:37.035
He knows where we're going.
01:22:43.000 --> 01:22:44.960
All right, I got him. I got him.
Don't worry.
01:22:45.128 --> 01:22:46.795
Want some four wheels to the face?
01:22:46.963 --> 01:22:48.130
Take that. Boom!
01:22:51.884 --> 01:22:54.469
Rabbit's coming for you.
Apex predator.
01:23:05.273 --> 01:23:06.731
Here we go. Y'all watching this?
01:23:06.899 --> 01:23:08.191
I'm about to end this fool.
01:23:10.403 --> 01:23:12.737
Come on, come on, come on.
01:23:12.905 --> 01:23:14.739
Keys, if you're there,
a little help, please.
01:23:26.169 --> 01:23:30.297
God! Okay, who did that?
Who is doing that?
01:23:30.464 --> 01:23:34.134
Don't play with me! Seriously!
I'm under way too much pressure!
01:23:38.639 --> 01:23:39.639
Come on!
01:23:43.769 --> 01:23:44.895
Go, go, go!
01:24:00.661 --> 01:24:02.871
I just checked with security.
Keys hasn't left the building.
01:24:02.997 --> 01:24:04.080
Oh, sounds like
you've done everything possible.
01:24:04.165 --> 01:24:05.165
Time to give up? You wanna give up?
01:24:05.249 --> 01:24:06.249
No, I'm sensing you want me
to keep looking.
01:24:06.334 --> 01:24:07.334
- Go.
- I'll be back.
01:24:07.501 --> 01:24:09.711
I have no idea
where these fools are running to.
01:24:10.713 --> 01:24:14.299
I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach.
01:24:14.467 --> 01:24:16.551
Well, that's stupid.
There's nothing out there but water.
01:24:16.719 --> 01:24:19.304
Game physics won't even let you
get past the shoreline.
01:24:21.057 --> 01:24:23.058
Unless there is something out there.
01:24:24.352 --> 01:24:26.061
Antwan, is there something there?
01:24:27.563 --> 01:24:29.481
Screw it. Art nerds.
01:24:29.649 --> 01:24:31.024
Time for Dude.
01:24:31.108 --> 01:24:32.150
We're still working on him.
01:24:32.318 --> 01:24:34.444
I worked on him myself. He's perfect.
01:24:34.612 --> 01:24:36.029
Drop in Dude now.
01:24:36.989 --> 01:24:38.573
Just do it.
He's got, like, half a brain,
01:24:38.741 --> 01:24:41.952
he's barely written,
but, sure, start the upload.
01:24:49.627 --> 01:24:50.710
What are we supposed to do now?
01:24:50.878 --> 01:24:52.671
Now Keys finds us a bridge.
01:24:54.173 --> 01:24:57.008
Come to collect those knives
you stabbed in my back, bro?
01:24:58.886 --> 01:25:00.595
You've been helping Millie Rusk
this whole time.
01:25:00.763 --> 01:25:02.097
She's looking for your build.
01:25:02.265 --> 01:25:03.640
What build, Antwan?
01:25:04.267 --> 01:25:05.809
It's not like you used
our code anyway, right?
01:25:05.977 --> 01:25:07.185
And if you didn't use our code
01:25:07.353 --> 01:25:09.896
then how can our original build
be in the game, right?
01:25:10.606 --> 01:25:12.482
Or am I missing something?
01:25:14.360 --> 01:25:15.360
Leave us.
01:25:18.948 --> 01:25:22.409
Okay, Keys, let's have a real talk.
01:25:22.576 --> 01:25:25.328
If I'd put out your dumb game,
it would have bombed.
01:25:25.496 --> 01:25:26.746
Antwan, you don't know
it would've failed.
01:25:26.831 --> 01:25:27.831
Yeah, I do know.
01:25:27.999 --> 01:25:31.001
I looked at the numbers,
the tracking, the focus groups.
01:25:31.168 --> 01:25:34.796
Has it ever occurred to you that
some things matter more than numbers?
01:25:34.964 --> 01:25:37.382
What matters more than numbers?
Money?
01:25:37.550 --> 01:25:40.218
Yo, news flash, bro,
money is still numbers.
01:25:40.386 --> 01:25:41.720
Nothing matters more than numbers!
01:25:41.887 --> 01:25:43.263
You should be thanking me!
01:25:43.431 --> 01:25:44.431
I should be thanking you?
01:25:44.515 --> 01:25:46.850
What about the profits
that you got from our work?
01:25:47.018 --> 01:25:49.060
You chose your side, little Padawan.
01:25:49.228 --> 01:25:52.772
And now, it's time for you to take
your place next to the Emperor.
01:25:52.857 --> 01:25:53.857
You get me, bro?
01:25:54.942 --> 01:25:58.028
Yeah, I get you. Bro.
01:25:58.154 --> 01:26:00.572
Which leads me to this.
01:26:15.838 --> 01:26:17.088
Thanks, Keys.
01:26:21.761 --> 01:26:23.386
What the hell was that?
01:26:24.013 --> 01:26:26.389
Hey, Antwan, things are getting hectic.
01:26:29.685 --> 01:26:32.395
Oh, I thought you were
smarter than this, Keys.
01:26:32.563 --> 01:26:34.647
You're obviously fired, you know that.
01:26:34.815 --> 01:26:37.859
And, you, what is she still doing
in the game, man?
01:26:37.943 --> 01:26:38.943
Boot everyone.
01:26:39.111 --> 01:26:41.196
Hold up.
You want me to boot all the players?
01:26:41.364 --> 01:26:43.114
Boot them out of the game, now!
01:26:43.282 --> 01:26:44.657
Cancel every player account!
01:26:44.992 --> 01:26:46.701
And where the hell is Dude?
01:26:46.869 --> 01:26:49.579
Security! Kick this punk out.
01:26:55.503 --> 01:26:56.503
Guy!
01:26:56.670 --> 01:26:58.463
- Millie!
- They're taking me out.
01:26:58.547 --> 01:26:59.547
What's happening?
01:26:59.632 --> 01:27:00.673
It's on you now.
Everybody's watching.
01:27:00.841 --> 01:27:02.008
You gotta keep going.
01:27:02.176 --> 01:27:04.427
Wait, wait, wait!
Will I see you again?
01:27:04.595 --> 01:27:06.262
You will if you make it
across that bridge.
01:27:06.430 --> 01:27:08.390
Show the whole world our build.
That's the proof.
01:27:08.557 --> 01:27:10.475
You do that, Antwan is done.
01:27:10.935 --> 01:27:11.935
I'll make it.
01:27:15.981 --> 01:27:17.065
I'll make it.
01:27:18.234 --> 01:27:19.234
What the hell?
01:27:21.529 --> 01:27:22.946
What's going on?
01:28:02.319 --> 01:28:06.197
All right, let's all remember
this moment, before we were fired.
01:28:07.158 --> 01:28:08.324
Oh!
01:28:08.409 --> 01:28:09.659
Wow.
01:28:14.748 --> 01:28:15.915
Catchphrase.
01:28:16.000 --> 01:28:17.000
Catchphrase?
01:28:17.835 --> 01:28:19.294
What? I haven't had time
to think one up yet.
01:28:19.462 --> 01:28:23.047
Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase
is a pretty cool catchphrase.
01:28:29.763 --> 01:28:32.724
Get up, Guy. Get up.
01:28:45.362 --> 01:28:47.197
Oh, no, no, no.
01:28:51.577 --> 01:28:54.662
Guy, I came to save you.
01:28:56.790 --> 01:28:58.875
- Who is this?
- I don't know.
01:28:59.043 --> 01:29:00.251
He's glorious.
01:29:02.004 --> 01:29:03.254
I mean, he's just like you...
01:29:03.422 --> 01:29:04.839
but way better.
01:29:06.634 --> 01:29:08.885
Way, way better.
01:29:09.053 --> 01:29:10.720
- Thank you.
- No, that's not a compliment.
01:29:10.930 --> 01:29:12.180
I wouldn't touch him
if I were you, Buddy.
01:29:12.348 --> 01:29:13.640
What do you mean
you don't think I should touch him?
01:29:13.807 --> 01:29:15.141
You don't mind this, do you?
01:29:15.309 --> 01:29:16.976
'Cause I'm your buddy, too.
01:29:21.106 --> 01:29:23.274
Yeah, I think he's gonna hit you.
01:29:23.442 --> 01:29:24.442
He punches so hard.
01:29:24.568 --> 01:29:25.568
But yet his hands are so soft.
01:29:25.736 --> 01:29:27.111
- Be strong.
- Okay, bye.
01:29:27.279 --> 01:29:29.239
Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.
01:29:30.950 --> 01:29:32.367
Ha-ha!
01:29:35.496 --> 01:29:36.663
Oh...
01:29:40.334 --> 01:29:42.669
No, no, no! No!
01:29:42.836 --> 01:29:45.380
Get up, Guy, get up!
01:29:46.215 --> 01:29:47.590
Playtime's over. Catchphrase.
01:29:47.716 --> 01:29:48.716
I don't know what that means.
01:29:51.470 --> 01:29:52.804
Come on, man. Get up!
01:29:52.972 --> 01:29:53.972
Get up.
01:29:55.307 --> 01:29:57.934
There are three things I love in life.
01:29:58.102 --> 01:30:02.564
Kickin' ass, TBD, third thing here.
01:30:06.819 --> 01:30:08.778
Oh, shit!
01:30:10.656 --> 01:30:12.198
Activate death blow.
01:30:12.283 --> 01:30:13.283
Bye, Guy.
01:30:18.080 --> 01:30:19.956
Oh, shit, that's a death blow.
01:30:22.126 --> 01:30:23.126
Get up!
01:30:23.210 --> 01:30:25.670
Mum, he's coming in with a death blow!
01:30:28.757 --> 01:30:29.757
Get up, Guy.
01:30:35.806 --> 01:30:36.889
Oh.
01:30:38.892 --> 01:30:40.685
What the shit?
01:30:48.235 --> 01:30:49.485
That was dope.
01:31:05.794 --> 01:31:07.337
- Hold on. Is that...
- That's a...
01:31:07.463 --> 01:31:10.548
Yes! That's a lightsabre, Dude.
01:31:17.014 --> 01:31:18.931
- Is that a lightsabre?
- It is.
01:31:54.802 --> 01:31:55.802
Oh!
01:32:02.309 --> 01:32:03.434
Guy!
01:32:05.312 --> 01:32:06.813
Yes!
01:32:06.980 --> 01:32:09.482
Yes! That's right.
Get up, Guy. Come on.
01:32:30.379 --> 01:32:31.379
There you go.
01:32:32.297 --> 01:32:34.090
Do you see them all now? Yeah?
01:32:34.174 --> 01:32:35.550
Yeah?
01:32:35.634 --> 01:32:38.469
Yeah, shiny things everywhere.
01:32:39.888 --> 01:32:41.431
Yeah, there you go. Go get it.
01:32:41.598 --> 01:32:43.433
Just lots of little snacks.
01:32:47.062 --> 01:32:50.189
Yeah, not a dancer. No.
01:32:50.733 --> 01:32:52.483
Run free, better me.
01:32:53.777 --> 01:32:54.944
Let's go.
01:32:55.112 --> 01:32:56.571
Where are we going?
01:32:56.739 --> 01:32:58.448
We can't let them
get across that bridge.
01:32:58.782 --> 01:33:00.241
You wanna finish this out with me?
01:33:00.743 --> 01:33:03.703
Look, I don't even know what's going on,
but, hell yes, I'm with you.
01:33:03.787 --> 01:33:05.413
Ha-ha!
01:33:05.497 --> 01:33:07.206
Let's go!
01:33:32.316 --> 01:33:33.566
Antwan, come on, man.
01:33:33.734 --> 01:33:36.068
What are we doing here?
01:33:37.237 --> 01:33:38.738
Where are the servers to Free City 1?
01:33:38.906 --> 01:33:41.657
No. Antwan,
what the hell are you doing?
01:33:42.117 --> 01:33:45.369
If they get past that horizon
to the build, I lose everything!
01:33:45.788 --> 01:33:47.163
Wait, so you did steal their code.
01:33:47.331 --> 01:33:49.624
Welcome to the conversation,
genius.
01:33:49.792 --> 01:33:50.917
Now, where are those servers?
01:33:51.084 --> 01:33:52.960
It's all of these, but hold on.
I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
01:33:53.128 --> 01:33:54.295
All these? This one? Right, this one?
01:33:54.463 --> 01:33:55.671
Yeah. How did you...
01:34:02.179 --> 01:34:03.179
Run.
01:34:07.976 --> 01:34:08.976
Antwan!
01:34:19.363 --> 01:34:20.363
Stop!
01:34:23.408 --> 01:34:24.659
Officer Johnny!
01:34:24.827 --> 01:34:26.077
- Come on!
- Come on!
01:34:29.414 --> 01:34:31.916
Which server has the ocean
and the rest of the bridge?
01:34:32.042 --> 01:34:33.042
I'm not gonna tell you.
01:34:33.168 --> 01:34:34.168
You're just gonna destroy it.
01:34:34.294 --> 01:34:35.545
Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.
01:34:35.712 --> 01:34:38.965
Except it's not.
It's Keys' game.
01:34:39.132 --> 01:34:40.633
You didn't do shit.
01:34:40.801 --> 01:34:43.719
And guess what?
Keys is my boy.
01:34:44.221 --> 01:34:45.221
Security!
01:34:45.305 --> 01:34:48.766
Please escort this former employee
off the premises.
01:34:48.934 --> 01:34:50.935
He can call you by your real name.
01:35:10.247 --> 01:35:11.330
Guy!
01:35:12.040 --> 01:35:13.791
- Buddy! Buddy!
- No, no! Keep going!
01:35:13.959 --> 01:35:15.376
Go without me!
01:35:15.961 --> 01:35:18.004
I've been scared my whole damn life.
01:35:19.631 --> 01:35:21.549
But I'm not scared anymore.
01:35:24.761 --> 01:35:25.928
I'm sorry.
01:35:26.680 --> 01:35:27.930
I'm not.
01:35:30.851 --> 01:35:32.768
It's been the best day of my life.
01:35:33.562 --> 01:35:35.354
You get to that build.
01:35:36.815 --> 01:35:38.274
You show 'em we matter.
01:35:44.156 --> 01:35:48.743
That security guard right there
was a goddamn hero.
01:37:28.760 --> 01:37:31.804
You did it!
01:37:40.147 --> 01:37:41.731
Yes! Yes!
01:37:41.898 --> 01:37:44.233
Suck it, Antwan!
01:37:45.777 --> 01:37:47.236
Antwan, stop!
01:37:48.071 --> 01:37:49.321
It's over.
01:37:51.575 --> 01:37:53.200
He made it.
01:37:53.368 --> 01:37:56.871
Got your game's original build out there
for everyone to see.
01:37:57.372 --> 01:37:58.956
Probably win your lawsuit?
01:37:59.666 --> 01:38:00.666
Looks likely.
01:38:00.834 --> 01:38:02.043
Cool.
01:38:02.461 --> 01:38:06.172
And here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing.
01:38:06.339 --> 01:38:09.133
Right here,
I've got everything you care about.
01:38:09.301 --> 01:38:13.179
The sliver that's left of Free City,
all your little background friends.
01:38:13.346 --> 01:38:15.639
including your digital boyfriend,
01:38:16.475 --> 01:38:17.600
Last server.
01:38:18.685 --> 01:38:23.647
Look, I just want the world that I built
and the people in it.
01:38:23.815 --> 01:38:25.232
What's in it for Antwan?
01:38:25.400 --> 01:38:26.525
Everything else.
01:38:26.693 --> 01:38:28.652
Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.
01:38:28.737 --> 01:38:30.905
You have the rights to our code,
keep all the profits,
01:38:31.073 --> 01:38:32.782
just give me what's left of Free City.
01:38:33.241 --> 01:38:35.117
Let me build my own world from there.
01:38:35.285 --> 01:38:38.954
What about Free City 2?
Free City 3?
01:38:39.122 --> 01:38:40.623
And all pursuant spin-offs?
01:38:40.791 --> 01:38:43.501
All yours. Just put down the axe.
01:38:43.919 --> 01:38:46.420
You know that this is, like,
the dumbest deal
01:38:46.505 --> 01:38:47.963
in the history of dumb deals, right?
01:38:49.091 --> 01:38:51.217
I mean, you're talking about giving up
millions of dollars.
01:38:51.384 --> 01:38:53.344
Why would anyone do that?
01:38:53.512 --> 01:38:55.721
'Cause Keys and I made something great.
01:38:58.016 --> 01:39:00.476
And I don't need money or fame
to prove that to myself.
01:39:00.936 --> 01:39:03.854
I'm done playing your game, Antwan.
01:39:06.149 --> 01:39:08.275
It's time I played mine.
01:39:09.444 --> 01:39:10.736
Deal?
01:39:20.163 --> 01:39:22.039
Popping today
and not in a good way.
01:39:22.207 --> 01:39:24.708
Sales for Free City 2
continue to slip
01:39:24.876 --> 01:39:29.004
with numerous reports of bugs
in the code and lagging online play.
01:39:29.172 --> 01:39:31.549
Embattled Soonami game founder
Antwan Hovachelik
01:39:31.633 --> 01:39:32.758
finds himself in the crosshairs.
01:39:32.926 --> 01:39:34.260
Crosshairs.
01:39:34.427 --> 01:39:36.053
He's in the crosshairs and embattled.
01:39:36.221 --> 01:39:37.304
We're too busy to gloat.
01:39:37.472 --> 01:39:39.473
I'm a victim! I'm a victim!
01:39:39.641 --> 01:39:41.475
Speaking of busy, we just doubled
01:39:41.560 --> 01:39:43.477
the amount of unique visitors
we can handle.
01:39:43.645 --> 01:39:44.645
It's amazing.
01:39:44.771 --> 01:39:46.105
Who'd have thought
that so many people
01:39:46.273 --> 01:39:49.233
would just wanna watch video game
characters instead of shoot at them?
01:39:51.778 --> 01:39:52.778
Oh, yeah, we did.
01:39:52.904 --> 01:39:54.613
Yeah.
01:39:55.907 --> 01:39:58.284
You know, you're pretty cute
when you brag.
01:39:58.618 --> 01:39:59.827
Antwan out!
01:39:59.995 --> 01:40:01.620
Meanwhile, the game Free Life
01:40:01.705 --> 01:40:04.165
is quickly becoming
the little indie that could.
01:40:04.332 --> 01:40:07.710
Players are swarming to this
observational, fishbowl game
01:40:07.878 --> 01:40:10.796
where they interact peacefully with
the one and only Blue Shirt Guy
01:40:10.964 --> 01:40:14.008
and his now no-longer-in-the-background
a digital friend.
01:40:14.092 --> 01:40:15.092
Hey, Mills...
01:40:17.554 --> 01:40:19.722
Do you wanna come grab a coffee with me?
01:40:20.140 --> 01:40:22.266
Actually, I'm gonna jump back
into the game.
01:40:24.102 --> 01:40:26.020
- Oh.
- Coffee?
01:40:26.605 --> 01:40:28.397
Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.
01:40:28.940 --> 01:40:30.399
I'll just, grab you one.
01:40:31.026 --> 01:40:32.026
Oh, Keys,...
01:40:32.194 --> 01:40:33.694
I know, medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
01:40:33.862 --> 01:40:34.904
Yeah.
01:40:45.165 --> 01:40:47.416
Hi, Randy. Milton.
01:40:51.880 --> 01:40:53.422
I was wondering
when I'd see you again.
01:40:54.799 --> 01:40:56.717
Yeah,
life has been pretty crazy lately.
01:40:57.219 --> 01:40:58.344
You should see it in here.
01:40:58.511 --> 01:41:00.721
We're talkin' free
bubble gum ice cream for life.
01:41:00.805 --> 01:41:02.514
Wow.
01:41:05.018 --> 01:41:06.018
Hey, guys.
01:41:16.071 --> 01:41:17.863
Look, Guy...
01:41:18.073 --> 01:41:20.241
Wow, this is harder than I thought.
01:41:20.992 --> 01:41:22.660
Then let me do it for you.
01:41:23.453 --> 01:41:24.995
Guy,
01:41:27.582 --> 01:41:30.960
you are dreamy.
01:41:32.420 --> 01:41:37.007
Your taste in blue shirts
and five-octave musical superstars,
01:41:37.175 --> 01:41:41.387
it's deeply, deeply attractive to me.
01:41:41.554 --> 01:41:43.681
But I can't keep spending
all my time with you.
01:41:44.266 --> 01:41:49.186
I created this world,
but I can't live my life in it.
01:41:53.858 --> 01:41:56.318
See? Was that so hard?
01:41:57.404 --> 01:41:59.238
So, what are you gonna do?
01:42:00.240 --> 01:42:02.866
Anything I want. Thanks to you.
01:42:04.244 --> 01:42:05.786
I'm not stuck in a loop any more.
01:42:05.954 --> 01:42:07.454
Neither are you.
01:42:09.833 --> 01:42:11.542
I love you, Millie.
01:42:12.711 --> 01:42:16.005
Maybe that is my programming talking,
but, guess what,
01:42:17.382 --> 01:42:19.591
someone wrote that program.
01:42:21.803 --> 01:42:23.846
I'm just a love letter to you.
01:42:24.889 --> 01:42:27.308
Somewhere out there is the author.
01:42:45.452 --> 01:42:49.204
You brought him to life.
You brought him to life.
01:42:49.372 --> 01:42:51.415
And he was alive because
he met the one person
01:42:51.499 --> 01:42:53.042
he'd been waiting for his whole life.
01:42:53.209 --> 01:42:56.420
And I had to make it realistic, so
01:42:57.672 --> 01:42:59.506
I based it off of
01:43:01.301 --> 01:43:02.301
you.
01:43:04.471 --> 01:43:06.388
The woman of his dreams,
01:43:09.184 --> 01:43:10.934
she was the same as mine.
01:43:11.102 --> 01:43:14.396
So she liked bubble gum ice cream
and swing sets
01:43:14.564 --> 01:43:18.400
and she had this very cute
but oddly specific habit
01:43:18.568 --> 01:43:21.111
of always humming
this classic Mariah Carey track.
01:43:22.155 --> 01:43:25.199
Like, all the time, she would repeat.
01:43:28.453 --> 01:43:29.453
Finally!
01:43:36.252 --> 01:43:37.252
Keys!
01:43:45.470 --> 01:43:47.137
What are you...
01:44:28.054 --> 01:44:29.513
You okay, little guy Guy?
01:44:29.931 --> 01:44:31.723
You seem adjective.
01:44:31.891 --> 01:44:34.518
I'm great. I'm great.
You could put me down, by the way.
01:44:34.686 --> 01:44:36.353
Thank you. That was nice.
01:44:36.521 --> 01:44:39.982
No, I'm great.
You're great, Dude.
01:44:41.484 --> 01:44:43.235
I just miss my best friend.
01:44:44.863 --> 01:44:47.865
We used to do the same walk
together every day.
01:44:48.032 --> 01:44:51.326
Except he wore a shirt.
And could complete a full sentence.
01:44:51.494 --> 01:44:53.203
I can bench press a sentence.
01:44:53.288 --> 01:44:56.790
Yeah, that's totally not
the same thing at all.
01:44:56.875 --> 01:44:59.001
Harder laughter!
01:44:59.711 --> 01:45:00.711
Oh.
01:45:00.795 --> 01:45:01.962
Guy?
01:45:04.674 --> 01:45:06.508
- Buddy!
- No!
01:45:06.676 --> 01:45:07.843
Oh, my God! Guy!
01:45:08.011 --> 01:45:09.428
Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!
01:45:09.512 --> 01:45:10.512
You didn't!
01:45:10.638 --> 01:45:12.848
One minute, I'm running
on a crazy bridge to nowhere,
01:45:13.016 --> 01:45:15.267
thinkin' my sweet mundane life is over.
01:45:15.435 --> 01:45:18.020
The next minute,
I'm like in some type of flyin'
01:45:18.188 --> 01:45:20.189
and some, like, fairy dust, pixie dust,
01:45:20.356 --> 01:45:24.109
and then I plopped down
into this slice of heaven.
01:45:24.277 --> 01:45:26.945
Man, I love it here.
01:45:27.030 --> 01:45:29.323
In fact, a couple of days ago,
I rode a centaur.
01:45:29.491 --> 01:45:30.574
Now, it might sound weird,
01:45:30.742 --> 01:45:34.119
I took a piggyback ride on a half-dude
and a half-horse,
01:45:34.287 --> 01:45:36.538
whatever a centaur is, I did it.
01:45:36.706 --> 01:45:37.998
I rode a dude, too!
01:45:38.166 --> 01:45:39.374
Friendly gesture!
01:45:39.542 --> 01:45:40.709
So friendly!
01:45:41.169 --> 01:45:42.503
Come on, bring it in!
01:45:42.712 --> 01:45:44.004
- Are we gonna hug?
- I'm coming for you!
01:45:44.172 --> 01:45:45.339
- No, you're not. I'm coming for you.
- Yes, I am!
01:45:45.507 --> 01:45:46.673
You come here! I'm coming to you!
01:45:46.841 --> 01:45:48.467
I'm reeling you in. I'm reeling you in.
01:45:51.679 --> 01:45:53.138
Buddy, I missed you!
01:45:53.306 --> 01:45:55.307
Hey, so where's the bank?
01:45:56.809 --> 01:45:58.060
There is no bank.
01:45:58.228 --> 01:45:59.478
So what do we do?
01:45:59.854 --> 01:46:01.897
Whatever we want.
01:46:10.823 --> 01:47:12.574
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