WEBVTT 00:00:00.193 --> 00:00:57.903 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:02:30.739 --> 00:02:31.782 Are you OK in there? 00:02:37.413 --> 00:02:38.622 Fuck yeah! 00:02:42.585 --> 00:02:43.919 Hey, guys. 00:02:44.003 --> 00:02:45.045 I really gotta pee 00:02:45.129 --> 00:02:47.172 and there's two jackasses in the bathroom 00:02:47.298 --> 00:02:49.383 - screwing around. - That'd be Tom and Janet. 00:02:49.466 --> 00:02:51.552 Yeah, you're better off peeing off the balcony. 00:02:52.553 --> 00:02:54.388 - Really? - They'll be a while. 00:02:54.597 --> 00:02:56.432 - Just... great. - There's good. 00:03:02.229 --> 00:03:03.731 So, they've done this before? 00:03:03.814 --> 00:03:05.399 Yeah, every time they come here. 00:03:05.858 --> 00:03:06.858 What? 00:03:07.026 --> 00:03:09.653 I mean, who am I to judge a young, dating couple 00:03:09.737 --> 00:03:11.071 and their hormones, right? 00:03:11.155 --> 00:03:13.195 - They're not young. - Yeah, and they're not dating. 00:03:13.240 --> 00:03:14.700 Are they newlyweds or something? 00:03:14.825 --> 00:03:16.285 No, they've been together 14 years. 00:03:16.452 --> 00:03:18.537 Fuck off! Are you serious? 00:03:19.246 --> 00:03:21.391 You're trying to tell me that a couple that's been married 00:03:21.415 --> 00:03:22.583 - for 14 years... - Arthur! 00:03:22.666 --> 00:03:24.376 This is Tom and Janet. 00:03:24.460 --> 00:03:25.711 Oh. Arthur, is it? 00:03:25.794 --> 00:03:27.171 It is. Nice to meet you. 00:03:27.254 --> 00:03:29.006 Oh, hi. I'm Janet. I'm his wife. 00:03:29.798 --> 00:03:31.926 - Cool. - We've been married 14 years. 00:03:33.260 --> 00:03:34.845 - I'm sorry? - Oh, when you walked up 00:03:34.929 --> 00:03:36.448 you were saying something about a couple 00:03:36.472 --> 00:03:37.806 that's been married 14 years? 00:03:40.476 --> 00:03:42.227 I don't... I don't think I was 00:03:42.311 --> 00:03:44.146 actually, I was maybe misheard. 00:03:44.188 --> 00:03:46.482 - Arthur and I work together. - Oh, really? 00:03:46.774 --> 00:03:48.400 God, that must be so much fun. 00:03:49.568 --> 00:03:51.654 Yeah. It's fun as shit. 00:03:52.196 --> 00:03:54.573 - Unfortunately, we have to go. - Oh! 00:03:54.657 --> 00:03:56.825 Thank you for the invite. It was a great party. 00:03:56.909 --> 00:03:58.077 - Drive safe. - Bye, guys. 00:03:58.160 --> 00:03:59.161 Yeah. 00:03:59.411 --> 00:04:01.455 Safe drive for you. 00:04:02.039 --> 00:04:03.082 They're pod people. 00:04:03.207 --> 00:04:05.376 - They're going home for round 2. - What? 00:04:09.630 --> 00:04:11.005 That was just the pre-fuck. 00:04:11.339 --> 00:04:12.632 - Bullshit! - Nope. 00:04:14.760 --> 00:04:16.720 It's gotta be an act. I don't buy it. 00:04:17.888 --> 00:04:19.765 I guarantee you, those people are just 00:04:19.848 --> 00:04:21.088 as miserable as everybody else. 00:04:28.649 --> 00:04:30.359 I fucking love you. 00:04:31.277 --> 00:04:32.653 I fucking love you, too. 00:06:05.704 --> 00:06:07.665 Hey. Karen texted me. 00:06:07.998 --> 00:06:09.583 They wanna get dinner tonight. 00:06:13.837 --> 00:06:15.214 You OK with that? 00:06:17.758 --> 00:06:18.801 Sure. 00:06:21.887 --> 00:06:23.764 Hey, babe? Can you make me an omelette? 00:06:28.185 --> 00:06:29.853 Sure. 00:07:08.392 --> 00:07:09.435 Hi, baby. 00:07:11.478 --> 00:07:13.147 You cleaned! 00:07:15.524 --> 00:07:17.985 And you did all the laundry. 00:07:18.569 --> 00:07:20.696 Just trying to make things easier for my girl. 00:07:20.863 --> 00:07:22.072 Oh... 00:07:23.073 --> 00:07:24.825 - Long day? - Ugh! 00:07:25.034 --> 00:07:26.201 Mm-hmm. 00:07:27.828 --> 00:07:29.038 I expected that. 00:07:36.378 --> 00:07:38.839 A massage for me? 00:07:39.924 --> 00:07:41.717 I didn't treat you right this morning. 00:07:42.176 --> 00:07:43.427 Oh, that's OK. 00:07:43.969 --> 00:07:46.513 I never should have asked you to make that omelette. 00:07:47.598 --> 00:07:49.016 I could've made that omelette. 00:07:49.683 --> 00:07:51.352 Oh, babe. 00:07:51.769 --> 00:07:54.188 Now, how about you lie down on the bed 00:07:54.271 --> 00:07:55.689 and I'll make you feel better? 00:07:56.565 --> 00:08:00.444 Well, there's another way you could make me feel better. 00:08:01.987 --> 00:08:03.364 And that is...? 00:08:08.953 --> 00:08:10.120 Oh, hey. 00:08:10.537 --> 00:08:11.956 Did you get any writing done today? 00:08:12.039 --> 00:08:13.123 Oh, yeah. 00:08:13.374 --> 00:08:14.750 I finished a chapter. 00:08:15.417 --> 00:08:16.543 Oh! 00:08:16.669 --> 00:08:17.962 I'm so proud of you. 00:08:19.922 --> 00:08:21.840 Man, I'm hungry. 00:08:21.924 --> 00:08:23.759 Oh, me too. 00:08:24.885 --> 00:08:26.470 What do you wanna do for dinner? 00:08:27.679 --> 00:08:28.679 Dinner! 00:08:33.018 --> 00:08:34.687 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 00:08:34.770 --> 00:08:36.020 Sorry we're late. 00:08:37.147 --> 00:08:39.733 We lost track of time and, uh... 00:08:40.234 --> 00:08:42.152 You know how it is. 00:08:42.236 --> 00:08:43.862 Yeah. No, no, we don't. 00:08:43.946 --> 00:08:46.073 Oh! I could eat the whole fucking menu. 00:08:47.283 --> 00:08:48.492 Some bread? 00:08:50.286 --> 00:08:52.621 Thank you. Dinner was great. 00:08:54.081 --> 00:08:55.541 We need to talk about this weekend. 00:08:55.708 --> 00:08:57.459 Oh, yeah. We are very excited. 00:08:57.543 --> 00:08:58.794 Thank you for inviting us. 00:08:58.877 --> 00:09:01.077 It's gonna be great to get out of town for a little bit. 00:09:03.591 --> 00:09:04.883 What is this? 00:09:04.967 --> 00:09:06.594 That is your deposit. 00:09:06.885 --> 00:09:08.012 I don't understand. 00:09:08.262 --> 00:09:11.557 Uh, it seems that's there's one less room than we thought, so... 00:09:12.766 --> 00:09:13.766 Less rooms? 00:09:13.892 --> 00:09:15.519 Yeah. We're just one couple over. 00:09:15.603 --> 00:09:17.396 We're really sorry that we have to do this. 00:09:17.563 --> 00:09:19.315 Oh, no! It's no problem at all. 00:09:19.440 --> 00:09:21.859 We can... we'll sleep on a couch or anywhere, really. 00:09:21.942 --> 00:09:23.527 - We're easy. - No, no, no, no. 00:09:23.611 --> 00:09:25.321 You guys... Too much money... 00:09:25.404 --> 00:09:28.198 Don't worry about the money. We're fine. 00:09:28.616 --> 00:09:30.659 - OK, well, I think... - Everyone hates you. 00:09:33.829 --> 00:09:34.913 What? 00:09:34.997 --> 00:09:36.165 Nobody hates us! 00:09:36.874 --> 00:09:38.042 Why would they hate us? 00:09:38.167 --> 00:09:39.668 Cos you're a fucking nightmare. 00:09:43.631 --> 00:09:45.174 You really don't get it, do you? 00:09:45.925 --> 00:09:49.011 OK. Tom, before they brought the food out 00:09:49.637 --> 00:09:51.347 you slipped a napkin over to your wife. 00:09:53.098 --> 00:09:54.099 Maybe. 00:09:56.602 --> 00:09:58.395 Did you write something on it? 00:10:02.191 --> 00:10:03.359 No. 00:10:04.193 --> 00:10:07.071 Janet, you were texting during dinner, right? 00:10:08.072 --> 00:10:09.406 I don't know, I... 00:10:09.490 --> 00:10:11.158 I would have to check. 00:10:11.241 --> 00:10:12.993 It was your husband, wasn't it? 00:10:13.077 --> 00:10:14.828 I'm sor... Uh... What was the question? 00:10:14.912 --> 00:10:17.706 We have tolerated this ridiculous behaviour 00:10:17.873 --> 00:10:18.999 for so long 00:10:19.083 --> 00:10:20.626 but we can't do it anymore. 00:10:20.960 --> 00:10:22.503 Ridiculous behaviour? 00:10:22.586 --> 00:10:24.296 Oh, come on. You never fight. 00:10:24.755 --> 00:10:26.465 You're always so happy, always in love. 00:10:26.590 --> 00:10:28.259 You can't keep your hands off each other 00:10:28.342 --> 00:10:31.053 for five goddamn seconds, and it's just so weird. 00:10:31.720 --> 00:10:33.097 We love each other. 00:10:33.222 --> 00:10:35.342 I mean, isn't that what people who love each other do? 00:10:36.642 --> 00:10:38.811 You're fucking Martians, OK? 00:10:43.023 --> 00:10:44.650 Is this how the whole group feels? 00:10:44.900 --> 00:10:46.193 - Yes. - 100%, yes. 00:10:46.277 --> 00:10:47.528 One thousand per cent. 00:10:48.529 --> 00:10:49.822 Two thousand per cent. 00:10:53.742 --> 00:10:54.910 Uh... 00:10:55.286 --> 00:10:58.038 I can see that you guys are upset. 00:10:59.331 --> 00:11:00.958 But if you're unhappy 00:11:01.041 --> 00:11:03.502 or there's something wrong with your marriage 00:11:04.336 --> 00:11:05.462 that's not on us. 00:11:06.297 --> 00:11:08.173 I love my wife. 00:11:08.257 --> 00:11:09.425 She loves me. 00:11:09.508 --> 00:11:10.593 She's my best friend. 00:11:11.051 --> 00:11:12.428 I enjoy her company. 00:11:12.636 --> 00:11:14.888 And I'm never gonna apologise for that. 00:11:17.558 --> 00:11:19.184 We are not the weird ones. 00:11:24.857 --> 00:11:26.167 You just grabbed his dick, didn't you? 00:11:26.191 --> 00:11:27.318 What? No. 00:11:27.401 --> 00:11:29.612 I dropped... I dropped something. 00:11:31.280 --> 00:11:32.364 I did. 00:11:42.791 --> 00:11:45.252 Babe, we're not the weird ones. 00:11:45.377 --> 00:11:47.254 - No. - OK? They're not happy. 00:11:47.338 --> 00:11:48.714 That has nothing to do with us. 00:11:48.797 --> 00:11:49.877 You're right. You're right. 00:11:49.924 --> 00:11:51.300 - We're cool. - Yeah, totally. 00:11:51.383 --> 00:11:53.469 This is the way marriage is supposed to be. 00:11:53.719 --> 00:11:55.304 - Absolutely. - Yeah. 00:11:56.597 --> 00:11:58.891 We're not... Martians. 00:11:59.099 --> 00:12:00.100 Mmm. 00:12:02.686 --> 00:12:03.938 Oh... 00:12:04.480 --> 00:12:05.731 I love you. 00:12:42.518 --> 00:12:43.936 Nicely done. 00:12:45.854 --> 00:12:46.897 And... 00:12:47.398 --> 00:12:48.440 coffee. 00:12:49.108 --> 00:12:50.567 My Martian. 00:13:04.415 --> 00:13:06.750 Maybe we could go see a movie tonight 00:13:06.834 --> 00:13:08.210 after I get home... 00:13:09.378 --> 00:13:10.378 Uh, hello. 00:13:11.422 --> 00:13:12.423 Can I help you? 00:13:12.506 --> 00:13:14.717 Yes, ma'am. I work for the city. 00:13:15.593 --> 00:13:16.885 Is there a problem? 00:13:16.969 --> 00:13:19.346 There's a matter I need to discuss with you 00:13:19.430 --> 00:13:20.598 and your husband. 00:13:21.348 --> 00:13:23.183 Well... Can we do this later? 00:13:23.267 --> 00:13:24.435 I'm on my way to work. 00:13:24.560 --> 00:13:25.603 We cannot. 00:13:25.686 --> 00:13:28.439 But I promise it will only take a moment of your time. 00:13:30.065 --> 00:13:31.275 OK. 00:13:31.650 --> 00:13:32.860 Come on in. 00:13:42.328 --> 00:13:43.537 So, you work for the city? 00:13:43.704 --> 00:13:44.747 I do not. 00:13:45.623 --> 00:13:46.957 - Oh, but you... - I did say that 00:13:47.041 --> 00:13:48.167 but I don't. 00:13:50.169 --> 00:13:52.838 It was the only way you'd let me through the front door. 00:13:55.424 --> 00:13:58.928 We are prepared to take full responsibility 00:13:59.011 --> 00:14:00.179 for our mishap. 00:14:01.305 --> 00:14:03.057 - Mishap? - Yes. 00:14:03.474 --> 00:14:06.685 I think we're gonna need some kind of an explanation here. 00:14:08.270 --> 00:14:09.730 You see, every few years 00:14:09.855 --> 00:14:12.441 we encounter someone with a... 00:14:13.108 --> 00:14:14.108 defect. 00:14:15.444 --> 00:14:19.073 But two people with a malfunction 00:14:19.698 --> 00:14:20.908 that... 00:14:21.116 --> 00:14:24.036 that is what we call a rarity. 00:14:30.417 --> 00:14:31.961 The law of diminished returns 00:14:32.044 --> 00:14:35.172 is a biological defense mechanism. 00:14:36.465 --> 00:14:40.594 Perception and enjoyment taper off as time goes by. 00:14:40.886 --> 00:14:41.929 This is by design. 00:14:42.012 --> 00:14:44.223 It is a primary element of your survival. 00:14:44.723 --> 00:14:46.141 - Design? - Survival? 00:14:46.600 --> 00:14:47.600 Yes. 00:14:47.810 --> 00:14:49.603 You two, both of you, are... 00:14:50.271 --> 00:14:52.022 missing this mechanism. 00:14:54.149 --> 00:14:55.276 Bullshit. 00:14:56.443 --> 00:14:58.779 You have sex every day 00:14:59.321 --> 00:15:01.115 2.5 times a day on average. 00:15:03.117 --> 00:15:05.661 I'm talking about traditional intercourse. 00:15:06.829 --> 00:15:08.664 I'm not even including oral pleasure 00:15:08.747 --> 00:15:11.083 or various forms of foreplay. 00:15:12.960 --> 00:15:14.378 You rarely fight 00:15:14.670 --> 00:15:18.173 and when you do, you forgive each other almost immediately. 00:15:19.258 --> 00:15:20.509 I could've made that omelette. 00:15:21.135 --> 00:15:23.804 And I'm talking about actual forgiveness. 00:15:23.887 --> 00:15:25.514 No accumulated resentment. 00:15:25.598 --> 00:15:27.224 No passive-aggressive behaviour. 00:15:27.516 --> 00:15:29.226 Sir, I don't know who the hell you are. 00:15:30.853 --> 00:15:31.895 Now. 00:15:35.149 --> 00:15:36.149 Ah. 00:15:39.486 --> 00:15:40.988 Your problems... 00:15:41.989 --> 00:15:43.490 end today. 00:15:46.201 --> 00:15:47.661 After the injections 00:15:48.495 --> 00:15:51.874 you will wake up tomorrow just like everyone else. 00:15:51.957 --> 00:15:55.586 You'll feel exactly like everyone else. 00:15:59.048 --> 00:16:01.425 Oh, and we are also prepared to give you 00:16:01.508 --> 00:16:03.719 a financial compensation 00:16:04.553 --> 00:16:06.180 as a token of our apology. 00:16:08.641 --> 00:16:10.559 I'd like you to leave our house. 00:16:10.643 --> 00:16:11.727 Afraid I can't do that. 00:16:11.810 --> 00:16:13.479 Yeah, I'll throw you out the goddamn door. 00:16:13.562 --> 00:16:15.648 - That will not work. - Then we'll call the cops. 00:16:15.773 --> 00:16:17.066 There's nothing they can do here. 00:16:17.149 --> 00:16:19.568 There's nothing anyone can do here. 00:16:21.946 --> 00:16:25.407 We operate on a higher level of authority. 00:16:26.784 --> 00:16:30.162 If you need a minute or two to process this information 00:16:30.245 --> 00:16:32.206 that's perfectly acceptable, but... 00:16:32.373 --> 00:16:34.249 please understand, this 00:16:35.125 --> 00:16:36.585 is a good thing. 00:16:37.628 --> 00:16:39.922 You will finally be normal. 00:16:40.756 --> 00:16:42.341 This is fucking lunacy. 00:16:42.549 --> 00:16:44.134 Are you OK, sweetie? 00:16:44.718 --> 00:16:46.470 Why don't you go get a glass of water? 00:16:55.479 --> 00:16:58.190 I don't understand. Do we have to take the shot? 00:16:58.274 --> 00:17:00.108 - We don't have a choice? - No. 00:17:00.317 --> 00:17:02.486 You do not have a choice in the matter 00:17:02.569 --> 00:17:05.155 and I'm not leaving until I inject both of you. 00:17:43.694 --> 00:17:45.070 I didn't know what to do. 00:17:50.409 --> 00:17:51.702 I forgive you. 00:17:56.415 --> 00:18:00.836 How to get rid of a dead body... 00:18:03.047 --> 00:18:04.256 Here we go. 00:18:05.925 --> 00:18:08.761 "He became a person of interest 00:18:08.844 --> 00:18:11.388 when the police found his search history." 00:18:18.771 --> 00:18:19.980 Number one... 00:18:20.439 --> 00:18:22.608 chopping up a body. 00:18:24.151 --> 00:18:25.861 - I don't wanna chop up a body. - No. 00:18:25.945 --> 00:18:28.030 - Seems difficult. - Yeah, I won't do that. 00:18:28.113 --> 00:18:29.406 OK. Number two... 00:18:30.032 --> 00:18:31.158 acid. 00:18:31.325 --> 00:18:33.494 - How would that work? - I don't know, but remember 00:18:33.577 --> 00:18:35.704 they did it on that episode of Breaking Bad. 00:18:39.208 --> 00:18:40.208 - Oh. - Ew. 00:18:40.251 --> 00:18:41.585 - No. - No, that was gross. 00:18:41.669 --> 00:18:42.669 Body soup. 00:18:42.711 --> 00:18:44.588 I think we're over-complicating this. 00:18:57.309 --> 00:18:58.477 You OK? 00:19:02.356 --> 00:19:03.482 I... 00:19:04.692 --> 00:19:05.901 I did this. 00:19:06.527 --> 00:19:07.903 It was self-defense. 00:19:08.362 --> 00:19:09.530 Yeah, but it... 00:19:09.738 --> 00:19:12.074 It was self-defense. 00:19:15.077 --> 00:19:16.203 - OK. - OK. 00:19:16.370 --> 00:19:17.454 OK. 00:19:25.963 --> 00:19:28.799 Somebody is going to come looking for him. 00:19:28.924 --> 00:19:30.175 We don't know that. 00:19:30.259 --> 00:19:31.635 Yes, we do. 00:19:31.885 --> 00:19:33.721 And I don't want to be here when that happens. 00:19:33.804 --> 00:19:34.930 Where do you wanna go? 00:19:35.014 --> 00:19:38.350 I don't know. Anywhere. I mean, literally anywhere. 00:19:38.851 --> 00:19:40.728 Oh, my God. 00:19:43.564 --> 00:19:45.649 - Should I? - Go ahead. 00:19:47.526 --> 00:19:48.861 Hi, Karen! 00:19:48.944 --> 00:19:50.988 I just wanted to call and apologise. 00:19:51.071 --> 00:19:53.115 I think we may have been a little harsh last night. 00:19:53.407 --> 00:19:54.533 Thanks. 00:19:54.742 --> 00:19:56.493 Look, if you guys are still interested 00:19:56.577 --> 00:19:57.971 in getting out of town for the weekend 00:19:57.995 --> 00:19:59.955 we'd love for you to come on the couple's trip. 00:20:02.791 --> 00:20:05.586 Uh, I... That sounds great. 00:20:05.669 --> 00:20:07.338 We would love to. 00:20:07.504 --> 00:20:08.505 Perfect. 00:20:08.589 --> 00:20:10.925 I'll text you the address and the code for the front gate. 00:20:11.342 --> 00:20:12.676 Amazing! 00:20:13.677 --> 00:20:15.804 See you tomorrow. Bye. 00:20:18.307 --> 00:20:19.600 Is this a good idea? 00:20:19.934 --> 00:20:21.393 You said anywhere. 00:21:04.603 --> 00:21:06.814 Someone's gonna come looking for him, right? 00:21:07.189 --> 00:21:09.024 - Yeah. - Evidence. 00:21:10.317 --> 00:21:11.694 Oh, shit. 00:21:11.986 --> 00:21:13.487 Because he was never here. 00:21:29.044 --> 00:21:30.254 - Holy shit. - What? 00:21:30.337 --> 00:21:31.589 What is it? What's wrong? 00:21:32.673 --> 00:21:34.508 - Holy shit. - What? 00:21:36.635 --> 00:21:37.845 It was a prank. 00:21:38.846 --> 00:21:40.139 What was a prank? 00:21:40.598 --> 00:21:41.765 The whole thing. 00:21:41.849 --> 00:21:43.684 The guy, the briefcase. 00:21:43.976 --> 00:21:45.519 Someone was fucking with us. 00:21:46.687 --> 00:21:47.855 Think about it. 00:21:48.522 --> 00:21:50.024 One of two things happened. 00:21:50.190 --> 00:21:51.358 Option one... 00:21:51.692 --> 00:21:54.069 Some guy from a mysterious organisation 00:21:54.153 --> 00:21:56.405 shows up to our door with a briefcase 00:21:56.697 --> 00:22:00.034 and a big speech about how our marriage 00:22:00.117 --> 00:22:01.577 is some kind of accident 00:22:01.702 --> 00:22:03.829 or option two... 00:22:04.455 --> 00:22:06.707 one of our friends thought they would be funny 00:22:06.790 --> 00:22:09.710 and send some guy, probably an actor, to our door 00:22:09.793 --> 00:22:12.963 with a ridiculous speech about how our happiness 00:22:13.422 --> 00:22:15.299 was some kind of malfunction. 00:22:17.009 --> 00:22:19.136 I mean, which scenario makes more sense? 00:22:21.055 --> 00:22:22.765 Oh, my God, it was a prank. 00:22:23.265 --> 00:22:25.476 - It was a fucking prank. - Yeah. 00:22:29.980 --> 00:22:31.273 And we killed him. 00:22:33.150 --> 00:22:35.486 Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. 00:22:39.114 --> 00:22:41.075 That's why they re-invited us. 00:22:41.241 --> 00:22:42.284 He never called. 00:22:42.534 --> 00:22:44.620 And they knew that something went wrong. 00:22:46.956 --> 00:22:48.207 What are we gonna do? 00:22:49.166 --> 00:22:51.585 We have to pretend like nothing ever happened. 00:22:51.710 --> 00:22:53.003 We can't seem suspicious. 00:22:53.087 --> 00:22:55.422 - He never showed up to our door. - Exactly. 00:23:01.553 --> 00:23:02.763 Who do you think it was? 00:23:03.013 --> 00:23:04.181 I don't know. 00:23:04.348 --> 00:23:06.058 It could be Val and Karen 00:23:06.475 --> 00:23:08.018 Patricia, Donald 00:23:08.852 --> 00:23:10.771 Carla and Maude, Richard. 00:23:10.980 --> 00:23:12.731 I don't... it could be everybody. 00:23:16.568 --> 00:23:18.153 There's only one way to find out. 00:23:26.453 --> 00:23:27.830 - Code? - Oh, yeah. 00:23:28.455 --> 00:23:29.748 3-9-2. 00:23:32.209 --> 00:23:33.919 - And then you push pound. - Yeah. 00:23:50.060 --> 00:23:52.855 It's just a regular couple's weekend. 00:23:52.980 --> 00:23:54.148 - Right. - Yeah. 00:23:55.858 --> 00:23:57.276 We're here to have a good time. 00:23:57.359 --> 00:23:58.986 Sweet good times. 00:24:11.123 --> 00:24:12.458 Someone's already here. 00:24:13.167 --> 00:24:15.085 - You recognise that car? - No. 00:24:23.302 --> 00:24:25.387 Hey! The first couple has arrived. 00:24:25.471 --> 00:24:26.639 - Hey! - Well, besides me 00:24:26.722 --> 00:24:27.890 and dumbass Donald. 00:24:28.265 --> 00:24:30.017 How did we land a place so nice? 00:24:30.100 --> 00:24:31.769 Oh, five couples is the magic number. 00:24:31.852 --> 00:24:33.520 This shit's expensive, but we split it 00:24:33.604 --> 00:24:35.940 five ways and we get to spend the weekend in style. 00:24:36.607 --> 00:24:38.984 - Is, uh... Is that your car? - No. 00:24:39.068 --> 00:24:41.737 No, the Lexus is in the shop. That's just the shitty loaner. 00:24:41.820 --> 00:24:43.072 Oh, no, I like the... 00:24:43.155 --> 00:24:44.949 - I like the... colour of it. - Mmm. 00:24:45.699 --> 00:24:47.284 Nobody likes that colour, girl. 00:24:47.701 --> 00:24:48.994 That car is trash. 00:24:49.620 --> 00:24:51.330 Let me show you round the nice place. 00:24:51.413 --> 00:24:52.998 Donald went for a swim. 00:24:53.207 --> 00:24:55.125 - There's a pool? - And a hot tub. 00:24:55.209 --> 00:24:57.127 - Who wants a tour? - Oh, I do. 00:25:02.883 --> 00:25:06.178 Here's the living room and the fireplace 00:25:06.428 --> 00:25:09.515 and the bar where we're all gonna get hammered later. 00:25:09.765 --> 00:25:11.809 I even saw some puzzles if you're into that 00:25:11.892 --> 00:25:13.185 kinda nerdy thing. 00:25:13.769 --> 00:25:15.062 Look at these doors. 00:25:15.354 --> 00:25:17.481 It's like we're in a goddamn sci-fi movie. 00:25:19.358 --> 00:25:21.860 Wait. Whatever happened to MTV Cribs? 00:25:21.944 --> 00:25:23.362 I feel like I'd be great at it. 00:25:24.071 --> 00:25:26.156 We are all interested in the future 00:25:26.240 --> 00:25:28.409 for that is where you and I are going to spend 00:25:28.492 --> 00:25:29.952 the rest of our lives. 00:25:30.035 --> 00:25:31.328 And there's a screening room. 00:25:31.412 --> 00:25:32.997 - Cool! - Wonder what movies they have? 00:25:33.080 --> 00:25:34.331 Oh, this black and white one 00:25:34.415 --> 00:25:36.750 Hudson Hawk and The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. 00:25:36.875 --> 00:25:38.294 Here is the kitchen. 00:25:38.460 --> 00:25:40.045 - I mean, check this out. - Wow! 00:25:40.129 --> 00:25:41.880 Built-in espresso maker. 00:25:41.964 --> 00:25:42.964 Oh, my God. 00:25:43.007 --> 00:25:44.883 Fancy microwave. 00:25:45.509 --> 00:25:47.511 Camouflage refrigerator. 00:25:48.387 --> 00:25:49.638 Yeah, this place is great. 00:25:49.722 --> 00:25:52.057 This is the sink. Tom can take a bath in there. 00:25:52.141 --> 00:25:53.451 - Like a bath tub. - I mean, the stove 00:25:53.475 --> 00:25:55.769 isn't as good as the one in my house but this'll do. 00:25:55.853 --> 00:25:57.313 Oh, maybe Val will cook for us. 00:25:57.396 --> 00:25:59.815 No, he said he doesn't wanna "work on vacation". 00:26:00.107 --> 00:26:01.650 I was like, "Fuck you, Val. 00:26:01.775 --> 00:26:04.361 Make us something delicious, man!" Chefs suck. 00:26:04.612 --> 00:26:07.740 Any room on this floor is yours for the taking 00:26:07.823 --> 00:26:10.367 except for the master, because I found this place 00:26:10.451 --> 00:26:11.869 I call dibs. Them's the rules. 00:26:13.329 --> 00:26:15.873 - Oh, how about this one? - Oh, no, that's not a bedroom. 00:26:18.959 --> 00:26:21.003 - What the hell? - Oh, uh, yeah. 00:26:21.086 --> 00:26:23.589 The owner of this house is a big game hunter. 00:26:26.550 --> 00:26:28.469 Rich people love to shoot things. 00:26:29.053 --> 00:26:30.971 Who am I to judge the wealthy, huh? 00:26:32.056 --> 00:26:34.183 Shall we find you guys a real bedroom 00:26:34.266 --> 00:26:35.434 that you can sleep in? 00:26:36.393 --> 00:26:37.853 So there's a gun room? 00:26:38.312 --> 00:26:40.648 Is there a strange room filled with guns? 00:26:40.731 --> 00:26:42.399 Yes. Is that normal? 00:26:42.691 --> 00:26:43.734 Probably not. 00:26:43.817 --> 00:26:45.945 But let's focus on the positive, shall we? 00:26:46.028 --> 00:26:47.821 We are in a super cool mansion. 00:26:47.905 --> 00:26:50.532 There's a pool, there are puzzles 00:26:50.616 --> 00:26:52.368 there's automatic doors. 00:26:52.451 --> 00:26:54.036 What else could you want in a house? 00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:55.788 We're gonna have a killer weekend. 00:26:59.917 --> 00:27:01.710 Hella nice, am I right? 00:27:02.795 --> 00:27:04.213 Like I said, it'll do. 00:27:06.382 --> 00:27:08.509 You're telling me this isn't the master bedroom? 00:27:08.634 --> 00:27:10.135 No, they're all this big. 00:27:11.679 --> 00:27:14.098 Hey, um, not to get too serious 00:27:14.181 --> 00:27:16.517 but I'm happy that you're here. 00:27:16.850 --> 00:27:18.435 I'm glad they changed their minds. 00:27:18.852 --> 00:27:23.023 Oh, so... you didn't vote us off the island? 00:27:23.357 --> 00:27:25.109 No, somebody's gotta have your back. 00:27:25.234 --> 00:27:26.819 It wasn't a unanimous decision? 00:27:28.028 --> 00:27:30.572 You know what? Who cares about all that drama 00:27:30.656 --> 00:27:33.242 right now, right? Like, it's party time. 00:27:33.325 --> 00:27:34.660 It's not drama time. 00:27:34.952 --> 00:27:35.953 Hm. 00:27:36.370 --> 00:27:37.871 I'll let you two get situated. 00:27:38.414 --> 00:27:40.332 I know you need your private time. 00:27:43.210 --> 00:27:45.129 We're not gonna have sex. 00:27:45.337 --> 00:27:46.337 Uh-huh. 00:27:49.675 --> 00:27:52.636 If it was a prank, I don't think Patricia was a part of it. 00:27:52.845 --> 00:27:54.096 She was perfectly normal. 00:27:54.722 --> 00:27:57.516 What about me? Was I perfectly normal? 00:27:58.559 --> 00:27:59.559 What do you mean? 00:27:59.602 --> 00:28:02.146 I mean, was it obvious that I killed a guy 00:28:02.229 --> 00:28:03.939 and buried him in the woods last night? 00:28:04.356 --> 00:28:06.400 You didn't give off that vibe at all. 00:28:06.984 --> 00:28:08.110 Awesome. 00:28:10.946 --> 00:28:12.197 What about Donald? 00:28:14.158 --> 00:28:16.368 Maybe you should go have a chat. 00:28:17.620 --> 00:28:19.538 See if he goes on the list of suspects. 00:28:20.372 --> 00:28:21.665 I'll suit up. 00:28:46.398 --> 00:28:47.900 That's why I play percussion. 00:28:58.744 --> 00:29:00.871 Just gonna send this email and then I will be 00:29:00.996 --> 00:29:02.122 completely ready. 00:29:02.623 --> 00:29:03.749 That's OK. I got it. 00:29:03.832 --> 00:29:05.584 Sure? You got yours? OK. I'll grab mine. 00:29:07.169 --> 00:29:08.212 OK. 00:29:09.255 --> 00:29:10.381 It's nice. 00:29:10.798 --> 00:29:12.007 Yeah. It's really nice. 00:29:13.259 --> 00:29:15.219 - They did good. - Yeah. They really did. 00:29:21.767 --> 00:29:23.185 Is that their fucking car? 00:29:24.728 --> 00:29:26.063 - Hey! - Hi. 00:29:26.188 --> 00:29:27.690 - Hey. - Um... 00:29:27.773 --> 00:29:29.024 I thought you uninvited them. 00:29:29.108 --> 00:29:31.151 Carla, Maude, good to see you. 00:29:31.318 --> 00:29:32.319 - Hi! - Hey! 00:29:32.403 --> 00:29:34.905 Oh, my God. It's great to see you too. 00:29:35.072 --> 00:29:36.448 Oh, wow. I'm so glad you made it. 00:29:36.657 --> 00:29:38.075 Well, I'm gonna go to the pool. 00:29:39.368 --> 00:29:41.203 Just to be clear, it's not great to see them 00:29:41.287 --> 00:29:42.997 and I'm really not glad they made it. 00:29:43.080 --> 00:29:44.123 That was clear. 00:29:52.923 --> 00:29:54.049 How's it going, Donald? 00:29:56.802 --> 00:29:58.304 Forgot you guys were coming out. 00:30:01.682 --> 00:30:02.766 Yeah, we made it. 00:30:03.225 --> 00:30:04.393 Enjoying the pool? 00:30:06.353 --> 00:30:07.396 Yeah. 00:30:13.611 --> 00:30:15.029 Can I have one of those beers? 00:30:23.162 --> 00:30:24.913 Can I have one of those beers, Donald? 00:30:27.041 --> 00:30:28.459 Sorry, man. Yeah. Sure. 00:30:31.045 --> 00:30:32.254 Thanks. 00:30:35.841 --> 00:30:37.051 Psych! 00:30:39.803 --> 00:30:40.930 Good one. 00:30:41.847 --> 00:30:42.932 You got me. 00:30:49.063 --> 00:30:50.147 Oh... 00:30:51.023 --> 00:30:52.524 Your husband's in a good mood. 00:30:52.858 --> 00:30:54.735 Oh? Was he being a shit? 00:30:55.527 --> 00:30:57.321 - You could say that. - I'm sorry. 00:30:57.404 --> 00:30:59.323 That seems to be his default mode lately. 00:30:59.865 --> 00:31:01.033 It's not about me? 00:31:02.368 --> 00:31:03.368 No. 00:31:03.452 --> 00:31:06.080 No. He just hates the world and everyone in it. 00:31:06.163 --> 00:31:07.163 Trust me. 00:31:07.665 --> 00:31:09.124 You guys doing OK? 00:31:10.542 --> 00:31:12.044 Was the Hindenburg OK? 00:31:16.298 --> 00:31:18.133 Hey, Don-Don. You enjoy the pool? 00:31:19.301 --> 00:31:20.844 Who the fuck is Don-Don? 00:31:21.637 --> 00:31:24.390 Figured I'd give everyone fun nicknames for the weekend. 00:31:24.765 --> 00:31:26.183 Can I get a different one? 00:31:26.267 --> 00:31:28.060 I don't know if I can deal with Don-Don. 00:31:30.980 --> 00:31:32.189 Nice tits, bro. 00:31:35.693 --> 00:31:37.027 To be continued. 00:31:38.153 --> 00:31:40.406 Something's going on with Donald, but... 00:31:41.365 --> 00:31:43.367 I don't think it has anything to do with us. 00:31:44.994 --> 00:31:47.329 What about Carla and Maude? 00:31:47.454 --> 00:31:48.998 Oh. 00:31:49.164 --> 00:31:50.916 I mean, they were not happy to see me 00:31:51.000 --> 00:31:53.669 but I don't know if that means anything or not. 00:31:54.336 --> 00:31:55.713 Is Richard here yet? 00:31:56.005 --> 00:31:58.799 Not yet. I guess he's bringing his fiancé? 00:31:58.924 --> 00:32:00.092 Oh! That'll be nice. 00:32:00.175 --> 00:32:02.636 - I like Lucile. - Not Lucile. 00:32:02.720 --> 00:32:04.346 I think he got a new one. 00:32:04.471 --> 00:32:05.889 Really? When did that happen? 00:32:06.098 --> 00:32:07.099 I don't know. 00:32:07.182 --> 00:32:08.976 I guess her name is Gretel? 00:32:09.184 --> 00:32:10.519 And she's in a band. 00:32:11.437 --> 00:32:15.316 Tricia told me she has, like, 500,000 Instagram followers. 00:32:22.323 --> 00:32:23.532 Hello. 00:32:30.372 --> 00:32:31.957 We have to pretend like 00:32:32.249 --> 00:32:34.919 everything's perfectly normal, right? 00:32:35.127 --> 00:32:37.880 Well, obviously, it's the most important thing. 00:32:38.297 --> 00:32:42.593 Hmm. Well, we have been here for two whole hours 00:32:42.676 --> 00:32:43.886 and we haven't fucked yet. 00:32:43.969 --> 00:32:46.555 Hmm. Someone might get suspicious. 00:32:56.440 --> 00:32:58.108 The law... 00:32:58.609 --> 00:33:00.277 deception... deception... 00:33:01.695 --> 00:33:03.113 I could've made that omelette. 00:33:03.447 --> 00:33:04.823 What if we aren't normal? 00:33:05.407 --> 00:33:06.659 Are you OK? 00:33:07.326 --> 00:33:08.369 What if... 00:33:09.161 --> 00:33:10.162 maybe... 00:33:10.537 --> 00:33:11.664 maybe this is weird. 00:33:11.747 --> 00:33:13.624 Maybe we are weird. 00:33:14.541 --> 00:33:16.961 Maybe there is something wrong with us. 00:33:17.711 --> 00:33:19.129 There's nothing wrong with us. 00:33:20.631 --> 00:33:21.840 Do you know what this is? 00:33:23.384 --> 00:33:24.635 What? What is it? 00:33:25.719 --> 00:33:27.054 This is love, baby. 00:33:29.890 --> 00:33:31.058 Oh... 00:33:34.770 --> 00:33:36.146 Yeah, you... 00:33:38.565 --> 00:33:40.067 Remember where you left off? 00:33:42.278 --> 00:33:44.780 Think so. Alright, my head was here 00:33:44.863 --> 00:33:46.448 and I was doing this. 00:35:24.338 --> 00:35:26.966 Hey, I was expecting you guys hours ago. 00:35:27.216 --> 00:35:30.552 Yeah, we had some... complications. 00:35:30.761 --> 00:35:32.137 Is everything alright? 00:35:32.721 --> 00:35:34.098 It will be. 00:35:36.934 --> 00:35:38.936 Richard. Gretel, is it? 00:35:39.270 --> 00:35:41.605 - Did you guys carpool with them? - Yeah. 00:35:45.401 --> 00:35:48.195 Patricia, uh, there's something 00:35:48.946 --> 00:35:50.406 in the back of our car 00:35:50.489 --> 00:35:53.033 I think you're gonna find interesting. 00:36:26.567 --> 00:36:28.027 Mother of God. 00:36:37.077 --> 00:36:39.538 Yo! Everybody's here and Val brought 00:36:39.622 --> 00:36:41.457 some motherfucking pizza! 00:36:43.792 --> 00:36:46.003 I guess Val brought some motherfucking pizza. 00:36:46.587 --> 00:36:48.422 Could you help me with this? 00:36:49.798 --> 00:36:50.925 Thank you. 00:36:54.762 --> 00:36:55.763 Ready? 00:36:55.846 --> 00:36:56.889 Ready. 00:36:57.348 --> 00:36:58.682 So he says to me 00:36:58.933 --> 00:37:00.684 "There's something in the back of my car 00:37:00.768 --> 00:37:02.978 you might find interesting." 00:37:03.187 --> 00:37:04.647 - Gross. - And yeah, I know. 00:37:04.730 --> 00:37:06.190 He's basically taunting me, right? 00:37:06.273 --> 00:37:09.234 But I go anyway even though, like, I have no clue 00:37:09.318 --> 00:37:11.153 what's gonna be in there, knowing this guy 00:37:11.236 --> 00:37:14.198 it could be a fucking python or like 00:37:14.281 --> 00:37:16.200 I don't know, a dead body maybe? 00:37:16.283 --> 00:37:17.534 Oh, stop... 00:37:17.701 --> 00:37:19.411 Let me say this for once and for all. 00:37:19.495 --> 00:37:20.746 It was a medical cadaver 00:37:20.829 --> 00:37:22.206 it wasn't a real dead body, OK? 00:37:22.289 --> 00:37:23.332 - It was... - OK. 00:37:23.415 --> 00:37:25.751 Well, like, you know, knowing Val and his antics 00:37:25.834 --> 00:37:27.336 - could be anything. - Wait. 00:37:27.419 --> 00:37:29.088 What do you mean fucking Val's antics? 00:37:29.171 --> 00:37:30.565 - What're you talking about? - Are you telling me 00:37:30.589 --> 00:37:32.275 you don't know about your husband's hobbies? 00:37:32.299 --> 00:37:33.676 - No. I don't. - Just stop. 00:37:33.759 --> 00:37:37.179 OK. This guy basically traumatised me in college. 00:37:40.057 --> 00:37:42.059 I may have dabbled in a prank here and there. 00:37:42.142 --> 00:37:43.602 - Oh, gross. - Here or there. 00:37:43.686 --> 00:37:45.896 If I were to describe you in one sentence from back then 00:37:45.980 --> 00:37:48.023 it would be "the guy who pranks people." 00:37:48.107 --> 00:37:49.387 You were... you're the prankster. 00:37:49.441 --> 00:37:51.860 That was a long time ago, OK? 00:37:51.944 --> 00:37:54.071 I have changed. I am an adult, OK? 00:37:54.154 --> 00:37:56.198 That's not me anymore. I don't do that. 00:37:56.407 --> 00:37:58.617 Didn't you tell me about a time that Val 00:37:58.701 --> 00:38:01.578 had, like, an FBI agent come to your college or something? 00:38:01.870 --> 00:38:05.165 Oh, my God! Yes, I almost forgot about that. 00:38:05.332 --> 00:38:07.042 Wait. An FBI agent? 00:38:07.751 --> 00:38:10.087 - CIA, technically. - Oh, technically! 00:38:10.170 --> 00:38:11.171 Yes, yes. 00:38:11.255 --> 00:38:12.756 So this guy comes to class 00:38:12.840 --> 00:38:14.842 all official, like, badge and everything. 00:38:14.925 --> 00:38:16.510 Yeah. He says Val needs to help 00:38:16.594 --> 00:38:18.053 with some secret government project. 00:38:18.137 --> 00:38:19.847 Yeah, he needs to take him away immediately 00:38:19.930 --> 00:38:22.099 and he needs to finish his test at a later date. 00:38:22.349 --> 00:38:23.892 There's no way that worked. 00:38:23.976 --> 00:38:25.686 Mmm. It worked. 00:38:25.894 --> 00:38:27.694 You know that might be the only prank of yours 00:38:27.730 --> 00:38:29.231 that wasn't, like, mean-spirited. 00:38:29.315 --> 00:38:30.983 Do you think of yourself as a sociopath 00:38:31.066 --> 00:38:31.984 or psychopath? 00:38:32.067 --> 00:38:34.111 Are you kidding me? Look, I didn't do anything 00:38:34.194 --> 00:38:36.614 that's mean-spirited. That was a joke. 00:38:37.406 --> 00:38:38.866 - It's a joke. - Val. 00:38:38.949 --> 00:38:41.827 You can't just like revisionist history this whole thing. 00:38:41.910 --> 00:38:43.078 I was there, OK? 00:38:43.162 --> 00:38:45.748 I got PTSD from all the shit you pulled. 00:38:45.914 --> 00:38:46.914 OK. 00:38:46.957 --> 00:38:48.834 She's exaggerating, OK? It was not that bad. 00:38:48.918 --> 00:38:50.878 - No. I'm not exaggerating. - It's not a big deal. 00:38:50.920 --> 00:38:52.713 Well, I'm not a fan of pranks. 00:38:52.796 --> 00:38:53.964 I think they're sadistic. 00:38:55.299 --> 00:38:57.051 Alright. I'm gonna put some tunes on. 00:38:57.134 --> 00:39:00.262 Take this party in a less introspective direction, OK? 00:39:01.597 --> 00:39:03.807 Can't wait to see what kinda music he puts on. 00:39:03.891 --> 00:39:04.892 Hey, guys. 00:39:04.975 --> 00:39:06.101 He has worse taste in music 00:39:06.185 --> 00:39:07.770 than the jet from the movie Stealth. 00:39:11.315 --> 00:39:13.567 My friend, we cannot keep this a secret 00:39:13.651 --> 00:39:14.860 any longer... 00:39:16.236 --> 00:39:17.696 - Val? - I think so. 00:39:18.155 --> 00:39:19.615 - Karen? - I don't know. 00:39:19.740 --> 00:39:21.367 Well, maybe you should go outside 00:39:21.450 --> 00:39:23.327 and bum a cigarette from her. 00:39:23.535 --> 00:39:24.536 I don't smoke. 00:39:24.912 --> 00:39:26.330 Desperate times, honey. 00:39:27.122 --> 00:39:28.374 Maybe you should smoke. 00:39:28.999 --> 00:39:30.334 I don't wanna smoke. 00:39:30.709 --> 00:39:32.419 - OK, I'll smoke. - OK. Good. 00:39:32.503 --> 00:39:34.672 But just be smooth. 00:39:34.964 --> 00:39:35.965 Duh. 00:39:43.347 --> 00:39:45.057 - Hey. - Hey. 00:39:45.182 --> 00:39:46.350 You got an extra? 00:39:47.101 --> 00:39:48.269 Since when do you smoke? 00:39:48.769 --> 00:39:50.145 Since all the time. 00:39:51.272 --> 00:39:52.398 OK. 00:40:10.249 --> 00:40:11.917 I just want you to know there's no... 00:40:12.751 --> 00:40:14.837 hard feelings about what was said at dinner. 00:40:15.004 --> 00:40:16.338 Oh, you mean the other night? 00:40:17.715 --> 00:40:18.924 That's awfully big of you. 00:40:21.427 --> 00:40:22.845 It's your fault, you know. 00:40:23.470 --> 00:40:24.638 What is? 00:40:26.265 --> 00:40:28.350 Things don't have to be awkward between us. 00:40:28.434 --> 00:40:29.643 It's not awkward. 00:40:30.019 --> 00:40:32.139 We haven't had a real conversation since Thanksgiving. 00:40:34.481 --> 00:40:35.941 She never would've known. 00:40:40.654 --> 00:40:42.031 You had to be so noble, didn't you? 00:40:42.156 --> 00:40:43.316 I would never do that to her. 00:40:43.407 --> 00:40:45.534 - But you've done it before. - We dated for a week 00:40:45.618 --> 00:40:47.538 when we were in our 20s. I hadn't even met Janet. 00:40:47.620 --> 00:40:50.080 - But we had sex, didn't we? - What's your point? 00:40:50.289 --> 00:40:52.166 My point is exes hook up all the time. 00:40:52.291 --> 00:40:54.001 It doesn't even really count as an affair. 00:40:54.084 --> 00:40:55.628 It does in my book. 00:40:56.211 --> 00:40:58.130 Your book is fucking stupid. 00:41:04.845 --> 00:41:06.597 Don't you ever want something different? 00:41:07.473 --> 00:41:10.517 Don't you ever get sick of the same pussy? 00:41:12.561 --> 00:41:14.104 You're talking about my wife. 00:41:14.480 --> 00:41:16.815 - This is not appropriate. - Fuck appropriate. 00:41:17.733 --> 00:41:19.151 Tell me the truth. 00:41:19.568 --> 00:41:21.368 Do you really still enjoy having sex with her? 00:41:21.403 --> 00:41:22.863 - Of course. - How? 00:41:25.074 --> 00:41:26.450 Because she's my favourite. 00:41:31.080 --> 00:41:32.206 Barf. 00:42:09.243 --> 00:42:10.536 Look, you got stuff going on 00:42:10.619 --> 00:42:12.180 I've got stuff going on. I got a bunch... 00:42:12.204 --> 00:42:13.580 Do you? Do you have stuff going on? 00:42:13.622 --> 00:42:15.833 - Got a bunch of stuff I'm... - What are you working on? 00:42:15.958 --> 00:42:17.543 It's... Let me know if it sucks 00:42:17.626 --> 00:42:19.086 but, like, a restaurant for cats 00:42:19.169 --> 00:42:21.380 - right, and their owners. - Right. Yeah. 00:42:21.463 --> 00:42:22.506 Purr-fect. 00:42:22.631 --> 00:42:24.091 Business seems to be good. 00:42:24.174 --> 00:42:26.760 Yeah, I mean, the expansion was entirely Maude's idea 00:42:26.844 --> 00:42:28.604 so I can't really take credit for that but... 00:42:28.679 --> 00:42:30.931 The restaurant with no name. 00:42:33.309 --> 00:42:34.393 And no menu. 00:42:35.394 --> 00:42:37.104 So, you... you and Richard? 00:42:37.521 --> 00:42:39.106 Seems like it's going good? 00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:41.358 No, my Richard is terrible. 00:42:41.442 --> 00:42:42.860 Oh, your fiancé Richard? 00:42:42.943 --> 00:42:44.737 Yeah, he is a terrible person. 00:42:44.820 --> 00:42:47.281 What about your relationship? How's that going? 00:42:48.198 --> 00:42:49.116 Good. 00:42:49.199 --> 00:42:50.701 No, dude. Honestly... 00:42:50.784 --> 00:42:53.184 - that sounds like a great idea. - Fight Club the Restaurant. 00:42:53.746 --> 00:42:55.664 First rule of Fight Club the Restaurant? 00:42:56.373 --> 00:42:57.416 Make a reservation. 00:42:59.919 --> 00:43:01.045 You're not gonna get drunk 00:43:01.128 --> 00:43:02.838 and play your saxophone again, are you? 00:43:04.131 --> 00:43:05.131 No. 00:43:59.228 --> 00:44:00.479 Oh, my God. 00:44:00.646 --> 00:44:02.022 What? What's wrong? 00:44:02.231 --> 00:44:05.359 This is Armageddon. This is the end of all things. 00:44:05.901 --> 00:44:07.611 We are out of fucking booze. 00:44:08.362 --> 00:44:09.947 Oh, no. That's not a big deal. 00:44:10.030 --> 00:44:12.032 - The fuck it isn't, Janet. - No, it's just 00:44:12.116 --> 00:44:13.951 isn't there a store close by? 00:44:14.076 --> 00:44:15.786 Yes, but it's closing soon 00:44:15.869 --> 00:44:17.997 and none of us are in any condition to drive. 00:44:20.249 --> 00:44:23.002 Well, I haven't had anything to drink. 00:44:24.503 --> 00:44:25.629 You're shitting me. 00:44:25.838 --> 00:44:28.090 No, I could totally do a quick booze run. 00:44:29.758 --> 00:44:30.759 Janet. 00:44:31.927 --> 00:44:33.220 You're a goddamn hero. 00:44:40.311 --> 00:44:41.687 Go with God, Janet. 00:44:43.188 --> 00:44:44.690 And bring back all the booze. 00:44:46.233 --> 00:44:47.359 All of it. 00:44:59.038 --> 00:45:00.873 - Gretel? - Yeah. 00:45:03.042 --> 00:45:06.045 Uh, I was just... I'm gonna go on a booze run. 00:45:06.128 --> 00:45:07.338 Did you wanna come? 00:45:07.630 --> 00:45:09.590 Could I ride shotgun? 00:45:10.466 --> 00:45:11.592 Yeah, totally. 00:45:15.679 --> 00:45:16.889 Uh... 00:45:23.103 --> 00:45:24.229 You set? 00:45:27.441 --> 00:45:29.318 Hey, do you mind if I ask a question? 00:45:30.277 --> 00:45:31.403 What's your deal? 00:45:31.528 --> 00:45:34.073 Oh, I ate a whole bag of weed gummy bears. 00:45:34.156 --> 00:45:35.741 I'm extremely high. 00:45:36.367 --> 00:45:37.701 OK! 00:45:38.410 --> 00:45:39.453 That makes sense. 00:45:41.789 --> 00:45:43.457 What do you think? You have a preference? 00:45:44.792 --> 00:45:46.835 - The duck one. - Huh. 00:46:10.484 --> 00:46:12.945 We operate on a higher level... 00:46:13.696 --> 00:46:15.072 of authority. 00:46:20.411 --> 00:46:21.829 We operate... 00:46:22.621 --> 00:46:24.248 on a higher level... 00:46:24.665 --> 00:46:26.500 of authority. 00:46:35.759 --> 00:46:36.844 Hey. 00:46:37.177 --> 00:46:38.762 - What are you doing? - Oh! 00:46:39.221 --> 00:46:40.306 Uh... 00:46:41.515 --> 00:46:42.850 nothing. 00:46:46.145 --> 00:46:47.354 Everything's fine. 00:47:20.012 --> 00:47:21.597 Hey, is everything alright? 00:47:21.680 --> 00:47:23.140 - I saw him. - Who? 00:47:23.515 --> 00:47:26.352 I saw the dead guy. Our dead guy. 00:47:27.436 --> 00:47:29.271 - Are you sure? - I'm sure as shit. 00:47:29.563 --> 00:47:31.190 And he wasn't dead? 00:47:31.273 --> 00:47:33.317 More like the exact opposite. 00:47:33.484 --> 00:47:35.027 - Where was this? - At the store. 00:47:35.152 --> 00:47:36.987 - At the grocery store. - Maybe it was just 00:47:37.071 --> 00:47:38.447 someone who looked like him. 00:47:38.530 --> 00:47:41.325 - It's $322.12. - Hang on. 00:47:42.910 --> 00:47:44.703 - Here you go! - Gracias. 00:47:45.913 --> 00:47:48.540 Look, we buried a guy in the woods. 00:47:48.916 --> 00:47:50.709 Look, I am on your side. I got your back. 00:47:50.876 --> 00:47:51.961 You know that. 00:47:52.461 --> 00:47:55.172 I'm just considering the options. 00:47:59.802 --> 00:48:02.513 And if you say you saw 00:48:02.721 --> 00:48:05.724 a dead guy walking around a grocery store 00:48:06.850 --> 00:48:10.354 then you saw a dead guy walking around a grocery store. 00:48:10.688 --> 00:48:12.439 - I believe you. - Thank you. 00:48:19.738 --> 00:48:21.115 I don't know, maybe you're right. 00:48:21.198 --> 00:48:23.909 Maybe it is just stress. 00:49:00.571 --> 00:49:03.741 I just had what you could call a confirmation. 00:49:04.450 --> 00:49:06.869 He's alive. He's alive as fuck. 00:49:19.298 --> 00:49:20.966 Have you been here the whole time? 00:49:22.009 --> 00:49:23.177 I have. 00:49:25.930 --> 00:49:28.410 - Do you know where Patricia is? - Are you still talking to me? 00:49:32.686 --> 00:49:33.771 - Hey. - Hey. 00:49:33.854 --> 00:49:35.230 - Have you seen Patricia? - Why? 00:49:35.397 --> 00:49:37.358 I need to borrow her set of keys for the house. 00:49:38.108 --> 00:49:39.526 Why do you need a set of keys? 00:49:40.069 --> 00:49:41.737 I accidentally locked our door upstairs 00:49:41.820 --> 00:49:43.340 and I need to get something from our room. 00:49:43.364 --> 00:49:44.740 Oh, well, I have an extra set. 00:49:44.823 --> 00:49:46.033 Oh, great. 00:49:46.283 --> 00:49:47.618 Can I borrow them? 00:49:52.623 --> 00:49:55.000 Door's not gonna unlock itself. 00:49:55.125 --> 00:49:56.710 What do you say, you and I go upstairs 00:49:56.794 --> 00:49:58.420 - for a quick... - Oh, great, OK. 00:49:59.213 --> 00:50:00.589 Make sure I get those back! 00:50:01.090 --> 00:50:02.466 What was that, honey? 00:50:02.800 --> 00:50:04.080 Nothing. I wasn't talking to you. 00:50:13.310 --> 00:50:14.603 Fuck you, gun room. 00:50:52.600 --> 00:50:53.976 - Keys? - Thanks. 00:50:54.101 --> 00:50:56.604 One of these days, we will fuck. 00:50:56.687 --> 00:50:57.687 Ah. 00:50:58.522 --> 00:50:59.648 Do you hear me? 00:51:31.847 --> 00:51:33.849 - Are you OK? - Yeah. Are you OK? 00:51:33.933 --> 00:51:36.310 - I was just worried about you. - No. Everything's fine. 00:51:37.102 --> 00:51:39.021 - Take a deep breath. - OK. 00:51:39.355 --> 00:51:40.648 I realised something. 00:51:40.940 --> 00:51:42.733 We've been doing this all wrong. 00:51:42.983 --> 00:51:44.526 But now I know what we need to do. 00:51:45.069 --> 00:51:46.111 What? 00:51:46.195 --> 00:51:50.574 "When you try to avoid conflict, you create conflict." 00:51:51.158 --> 00:51:52.451 - Who said that? - I don't know. 00:51:52.534 --> 00:51:53.786 Bruce Lee, maybe? 00:51:53.911 --> 00:51:56.664 We've been trying to play it cool and see who knows what 00:51:56.747 --> 00:51:58.457 but that's not getting us anywhere. 00:51:59.041 --> 00:52:01.043 It's time for us to put our dicks on the table. 00:52:06.090 --> 00:52:07.090 Hey! 00:52:07.758 --> 00:52:10.094 Which one of you knows about this shit? 00:52:11.887 --> 00:52:13.097 My puzzle! 00:52:13.514 --> 00:52:14.807 Oh, sh... I'm sorry, man. 00:52:15.057 --> 00:52:17.226 I spent four hours on this thing and you just... 00:52:17.726 --> 00:52:18.726 Fuck! 00:52:18.769 --> 00:52:19.812 Sorry, man. 00:52:22.273 --> 00:52:24.400 Does this briefcase look familiar to anyone? 00:52:26.318 --> 00:52:27.403 Nope. 00:52:29.321 --> 00:52:30.489 No one? 00:52:30.823 --> 00:52:32.032 W-what's going on here? 00:52:32.157 --> 00:52:34.493 Oh, what? Even Captain Prankdick 00:52:34.576 --> 00:52:35.703 over here is gonna pretend 00:52:35.786 --> 00:52:37.538 he's never seen this briefcase before? 00:52:37.871 --> 00:52:39.373 Really? Prankdick? Thank you. 00:52:39.456 --> 00:52:40.708 The hell is going on? 00:52:40.791 --> 00:52:42.227 Yeah, I think we're missing some things 00:52:42.251 --> 00:52:44.378 - like, all the things. - Mm-hmm. 00:52:44.753 --> 00:52:46.839 You're all really gonna act like you have no idea 00:52:46.922 --> 00:52:48.090 what we're talking about? 00:52:49.967 --> 00:52:53.053 Uh, yeah. Maybe because we really don't. 00:52:53.178 --> 00:52:55.180 Hey, here's a thought, why don't you guys 00:52:55.264 --> 00:52:57.766 just stop being so goddamn vague and explain yourselves? 00:53:00.436 --> 00:53:01.604 They don't know. 00:53:01.979 --> 00:53:05.232 Um, yeah. I would say it's pretty fucking obvious 00:53:05.316 --> 00:53:06.984 we have no idea what you're talking about. 00:53:07.067 --> 00:53:08.652 Do you wanna let us in? 00:53:09.570 --> 00:53:12.531 Well, I guess we better tell them everything. 00:53:12.906 --> 00:53:14.700 Woohoo! Story time! 00:53:14.783 --> 00:53:17.077 But I need a drink. And I'm also so tired. 00:53:17.161 --> 00:53:18.829 Can we please sit down in the living room? 00:53:34.470 --> 00:53:35.638 OK. 00:53:36.180 --> 00:53:39.099 Not fully sure why we needed to see you act all of that out 00:53:39.183 --> 00:53:41.310 but I do think we're all caught up. 00:53:41.435 --> 00:53:44.396 A-ha! I knew it! No one is that happy naturally. 00:53:44.897 --> 00:53:47.691 Wait, you don't actually believe this shit, do you? 00:53:47.858 --> 00:53:49.318 I think you guys are full of shit. 00:53:49.401 --> 00:53:51.481 I mean, there's no way that actually happened, right? 00:53:51.570 --> 00:53:53.572 - Come on! - Come on, dude. 00:53:53.656 --> 00:53:55.324 Tom and Janet are a lot of things 00:53:55.407 --> 00:53:56.909 no offense, but they're not liars. 00:53:57.326 --> 00:53:58.619 I mean, if it happened 00:53:58.702 --> 00:54:01.455 that doesn't necessarily mean that shit does anything. 00:54:01.747 --> 00:54:03.141 Anything could be in those syringes. 00:54:03.165 --> 00:54:04.885 - It could be Ecto Cooler. - Wait, you guys. 00:54:04.917 --> 00:54:07.127 You're focusing on the wrong fucking thing here. 00:54:07.253 --> 00:54:08.754 They killed somebody. 00:54:08.879 --> 00:54:11.382 Well, I understand how you would think that 00:54:11.465 --> 00:54:13.509 but he's not dead anymore 00:54:13.842 --> 00:54:17.763 so... I didn't really kill anyone. 00:54:17.846 --> 00:54:19.848 Yeah, I'll be honest, I'm feeling a little weird 00:54:19.932 --> 00:54:21.201 about the whole murder part too. 00:54:21.225 --> 00:54:22.518 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 00:54:22.768 --> 00:54:24.853 I don't know if it's murder per se. 00:54:25.938 --> 00:54:27.606 I mean, look, you got a weird dude 00:54:27.690 --> 00:54:29.525 he comes in your house with, like, big needles 00:54:29.608 --> 00:54:30.818 that's a tough situation. 00:54:31.110 --> 00:54:33.404 I say it's more like self-defense, you know? 00:54:33.904 --> 00:54:35.322 Maybe I would do the same thing. 00:54:36.282 --> 00:54:38.117 - I said "maybe." - Alright. 00:54:38.200 --> 00:54:39.868 So, you have this briefcase 00:54:39.952 --> 00:54:41.870 with these syringes in it, all day 00:54:41.996 --> 00:54:44.581 but you don't say anything until now? Why? 00:54:45.791 --> 00:54:46.791 W... 00:54:48.377 --> 00:54:49.753 They thought you did it. 00:54:50.129 --> 00:54:51.922 What? No. Me? 00:54:52.089 --> 00:54:53.674 Yes! Or somebody in this room 00:54:53.757 --> 00:54:55.884 - but most likely you. - OK. Yeah, yeah. 00:54:55.968 --> 00:54:58.554 I, um, I sent a guy to your house 00:54:58.637 --> 00:55:01.181 and made him give you, like, some Twilight Zone speech 00:55:01.265 --> 00:55:03.142 about your sex life? Guilty. 00:55:03.642 --> 00:55:06.478 Uh, yeah. That sounds exactly like something you'd do, right? 00:55:07.229 --> 00:55:09.356 - No, it doesn't. - Yes, it does. 00:55:09.440 --> 00:55:11.025 - OK. Screw you, Patricia. - Alright. 00:55:11.191 --> 00:55:12.943 Screw you, Captain Prankfuck. 00:55:13.277 --> 00:55:15.195 Well, it was Prankdick, actually. 00:55:15.529 --> 00:55:18.115 Yes. That is much better. Captain Prankdick! 00:55:18.240 --> 00:55:19.840 You think your friends would do something 00:55:19.867 --> 00:55:20.993 that fucked up to you? 00:55:21.076 --> 00:55:24.622 It was made very clear that you all have a problem 00:55:24.705 --> 00:55:26.707 with our marriage and how we make you feel. 00:55:26.790 --> 00:55:28.430 I don't have a problem with your marriage. 00:55:28.792 --> 00:55:30.669 Babe, I mean, don't lie. 00:55:30.836 --> 00:55:31.921 I'm not lying. 00:55:32.379 --> 00:55:34.506 We complain about these people all the time. 00:55:34.673 --> 00:55:36.675 Yeah, everybody talks shit about everybody. 00:55:36.759 --> 00:55:37.635 That's just life. 00:55:37.718 --> 00:55:40.179 That's just how it works but wasn't I the only one 00:55:40.262 --> 00:55:42.640 who was upset when you uninvited them? 00:55:43.015 --> 00:55:44.808 Yeah, OK. Yes. That's true. 00:55:44.892 --> 00:55:45.893 See? There you go. 00:55:45.976 --> 00:55:48.520 Look. The question is, what do we do now? 00:55:52.900 --> 00:55:53.984 OK, well... 00:55:54.693 --> 00:55:56.028 Like Donald said, I mean 00:55:56.111 --> 00:55:59.031 none of us actually know what's in these things. 00:55:59.114 --> 00:56:00.366 Yeah. Could be horse piss. 00:56:00.491 --> 00:56:01.992 Yeah, it could be horse piss. 00:56:03.202 --> 00:56:04.536 I mean, how do we find out? 00:56:08.457 --> 00:56:10.125 Does anyone know a scientist? 00:56:13.963 --> 00:56:15.172 Oh, I do. 00:56:16.006 --> 00:56:17.049 You do? 00:56:28.185 --> 00:56:29.228 What do you want? 00:56:29.311 --> 00:56:31.146 Jesus, Arthur, what's with the hostility? 00:56:31.230 --> 00:56:33.023 You guys seem to be having a great time. 00:56:33.065 --> 00:56:35.276 I told people not to post pictures on social media. 00:56:35.609 --> 00:56:37.403 I didn't want anyone to feel left out. 00:56:37.486 --> 00:56:40.698 Oh, that's so great of you. Thanks. 00:56:40.781 --> 00:56:41.782 Alright. Relax. 00:56:41.865 --> 00:56:43.701 Listen, it's a couple's trip, Arthur. 00:56:43.784 --> 00:56:46.120 Oh, so I'm penalised because my wife left me? 00:56:46.954 --> 00:56:48.580 You know what? Never mind. 00:56:48.664 --> 00:56:49.915 I was calling to invite you 00:56:49.999 --> 00:56:51.726 but if you're gonna have an attitude about it... 00:56:51.750 --> 00:56:53.919 No. No, no, no. No. I'm sorry. 00:56:54.169 --> 00:56:58.257 Um, I just got hurt feelings. That's what happened. 00:56:58.424 --> 00:56:59.758 So, I would love to come. 00:56:59.925 --> 00:57:02.469 Alright. Wonderful. I'll text you the details. 00:57:02.553 --> 00:57:04.555 Great. That means a lot. Thank you. 00:57:04.638 --> 00:57:05.764 Um, one more thing. 00:57:06.932 --> 00:57:08.601 Do you have a microscope? 00:57:14.523 --> 00:57:15.923 Yeah, of course I have a microscope. 00:57:16.108 --> 00:57:18.777 Alright. Arthur's too fucking high to drive right now 00:57:18.861 --> 00:57:20.741 so he's gonna get up really early in the morning 00:57:20.779 --> 00:57:22.156 and he's gonna be here first thing. 00:57:22.406 --> 00:57:24.575 He's gonna bring his microscope and after breakfast 00:57:24.658 --> 00:57:25.938 we're gonna look in the syringes. 00:57:26.327 --> 00:57:29.955 Great. So, what do you say, maybe we call it a night? 00:57:30.164 --> 00:57:31.540 Everybody get some sleep. 00:57:31.790 --> 00:57:33.125 You wanna get some sleep? 00:57:33.250 --> 00:57:36.629 There is a guy stalking you who will not die. 00:57:37.087 --> 00:57:38.714 How are any of us gonna get any sleep? 00:57:38.797 --> 00:57:41.091 Oh, chill out, you friggin' baby. 00:57:41.300 --> 00:57:42.660 We're in the safest place on Earth. 00:57:42.843 --> 00:57:44.553 This house is a fortress. 00:57:45.220 --> 00:57:48.599 Let me show you. There are motion sensors outside. 00:57:48.682 --> 00:57:50.601 There are sensors on all the doors. 00:57:50.726 --> 00:57:52.478 There are sensors on the windows. 00:57:52.603 --> 00:57:54.480 Alarm system activated. 00:57:54.980 --> 00:57:56.398 No one is getting in here tonight 00:57:56.482 --> 00:57:57.602 without us knowing about it. 00:57:57.650 --> 00:58:00.069 Yeah, well, I don't know about all of you guys 00:58:00.194 --> 00:58:01.946 but I don't personally feel comfortable 00:58:02.029 --> 00:58:04.615 sleeping in the same house with a couple of murderers. 00:58:04.698 --> 00:58:07.326 Oh, fuck off, Carla. Why would anyone murder you? 00:58:07.493 --> 00:58:09.286 Chill out, Patricia. Alright, that's rude. 00:58:09.370 --> 00:58:10.371 Maybe I'm wrong. 00:58:10.454 --> 00:58:12.223 Maybe there are plenty of reasons to murder you. 00:58:12.247 --> 00:58:14.917 If you're that worried about it, lock your goddamn door, OK? 00:58:15.584 --> 00:58:17.586 Anybody else have any issues? 00:58:19.296 --> 00:58:21.715 Great. Then I'll see you all tomorrow morning. 00:58:21.799 --> 00:58:23.175 Maybe Val will make us breakfast. 00:58:23.676 --> 00:58:25.386 You can make your special poached eggs. 00:58:25.469 --> 00:58:27.846 Actually, I don't like to cook on vacation. 00:58:27.972 --> 00:58:30.015 - Oh, my God... - What? 00:58:30.140 --> 00:58:31.183 For me... 00:59:00.879 --> 00:59:02.047 Are you OK? 00:59:03.799 --> 00:59:04.842 Yeah. 00:59:07.386 --> 00:59:09.597 I'm gonna go downstairs. Do you want anything? 00:59:10.180 --> 00:59:12.349 Oh, would you get me a glass of water? 00:59:24.028 --> 00:59:26.196 You know, it's all starting to make sense now. 00:59:27.531 --> 00:59:29.617 All that romantic talk and your morals 00:59:29.700 --> 00:59:31.410 it's all bullshit. 00:59:34.663 --> 00:59:36.874 - It's not bullshit. - You're lying to yourself. 00:59:38.208 --> 00:59:41.003 You didn't turn me down because she's your "favourite." 00:59:47.426 --> 00:59:48.677 Goodnight, Karen. 00:59:54.391 --> 00:59:55.726 Sweet dreams. 01:00:25.256 --> 01:00:26.632 We don't have to do this. 01:00:29.218 --> 01:00:30.427 What, have to? 01:00:31.804 --> 01:00:33.806 We don't have to keep up appearances. 01:00:36.767 --> 01:00:37.810 Oh. 01:00:39.019 --> 01:00:40.187 OK. 01:01:00.708 --> 01:01:02.835 Uh, did you bring me that water? 01:01:03.877 --> 01:01:05.212 I forgot. 01:01:40.831 --> 01:01:42.458 Do you think anyone suspects us? 01:01:44.793 --> 01:01:46.253 No, I think we're in the clear. 01:01:47.630 --> 01:01:48.631 Right? 01:01:49.882 --> 01:01:51.091 Maybe. 01:02:58.367 --> 01:02:59.535 No. 01:03:13.299 --> 01:03:15.426 - Honey? - Go back to bed, sweetie. 01:03:16.051 --> 01:03:18.095 OK, honey... 01:04:46.058 --> 01:04:48.227 - Why? - I was curious. 01:04:49.770 --> 01:04:51.814 Why should we wait to see what's in it? 01:04:52.606 --> 01:04:54.191 I'm not gonna cheat on my wife. 01:04:57.361 --> 01:04:58.737 Are you sure about that? 01:05:02.283 --> 01:05:03.826 Because I'm feeling some interest. 01:06:11.727 --> 01:06:12.937 This is wrong. 01:08:02.379 --> 01:08:04.506 We don't have to keep up appearances. 01:08:04.590 --> 01:08:05.716 Remember? 01:08:31.617 --> 01:08:33.743 - Hey, how'd you sleep? - Not now, Karen. 01:08:37.247 --> 01:08:38.499 Sorry. 01:08:52.638 --> 01:08:54.555 That was not there yesterday. 01:09:04.483 --> 01:09:05.960 Do you know how much sugar is in that? 01:09:05.984 --> 01:09:07.569 When is the scientist dude getting here? 01:09:08.069 --> 01:09:09.571 - Patricia. - We don't know. 01:09:09.697 --> 01:09:12.573 Patricia. How did you find this house? 01:09:13.033 --> 01:09:15.493 On the internet. On Airbnb, like everyone finds a house. 01:09:15.828 --> 01:09:17.496 Can I see the confirmation email? 01:09:17.621 --> 01:09:19.999 - Dude, what is your problem? - What's going on? 01:09:21.875 --> 01:09:23.085 Where did you take that? 01:09:23.167 --> 01:09:25.004 It's in the living room, above the fireplace. 01:09:26.589 --> 01:09:28.591 - What? - Where did you get this house? 01:09:29.591 --> 01:09:31.676 You wanna... You wanna just tell them? 01:09:36.265 --> 01:09:37.265 Mmm. 01:09:40.810 --> 01:09:43.188 I was looking for a house 01:09:43.272 --> 01:09:44.857 for this weekend on the internet 01:09:44.982 --> 01:09:47.526 and this guy from work saw what I was doing 01:09:47.609 --> 01:09:50.863 and he overheard that my husband got laid off and he felt bad. 01:09:52.948 --> 01:09:54.408 Look, I lost my job six weeks ago. 01:09:55.868 --> 01:09:56.994 We sold the Lexus. 01:09:57.077 --> 01:09:58.597 We haven't been able to pay our mortgage 01:09:58.621 --> 01:10:00.914 now we're having what is commonly referred to as 01:10:00.998 --> 01:10:02.166 money problems. 01:10:02.249 --> 01:10:04.668 He offered us his place. 01:10:04.793 --> 01:10:06.337 And I thought, "What's the harm?" 01:10:06.420 --> 01:10:08.339 Like, this place is rad 01:10:08.422 --> 01:10:10.382 and you guys all wanted to, like 01:10:10.466 --> 01:10:12.676 pay to have a good time this weekend. 01:10:12.760 --> 01:10:15.095 So what does it matter where I got it from, y'know? 01:10:15.179 --> 01:10:16.472 You took our money though? 01:10:16.555 --> 01:10:18.599 Is this the guy? Is this him? 01:10:18.891 --> 01:10:20.100 Yeah. So? 01:10:20.225 --> 01:10:21.894 He's the guy with the briefcase. 01:10:22.811 --> 01:10:24.104 We're in his fucking house. 01:10:24.772 --> 01:10:25.940 Oh, that's not good. 01:10:26.106 --> 01:10:28.817 Well, he's watching us, so... 01:10:28.901 --> 01:10:30.527 W-what do you mean watching us? 01:10:30.611 --> 01:10:32.279 I just... I know he's got cameras. 01:10:33.155 --> 01:10:34.155 Where? 01:10:34.239 --> 01:10:37.076 There's definitely a good view of that couch over there. 01:10:37.159 --> 01:10:38.159 Oh, shit. 01:10:40.079 --> 01:10:41.997 Hey, guys. Just a quick question. 01:10:42.331 --> 01:10:44.208 Why the shit are we still here? 01:10:45.251 --> 01:10:46.293 Yeah, that's a good point. 01:10:46.377 --> 01:10:47.977 Let's discuss my fuck-up at a later date. 01:10:48.087 --> 01:10:49.255 - Great! - Yeah. 01:10:53.050 --> 01:10:55.261 - Hey, what about your stuff? - Who cares? 01:10:55.344 --> 01:10:56.345 We'll buy new shit. 01:10:57.054 --> 01:10:58.847 - Maybe a little closer. - How much closer? 01:10:59.014 --> 01:11:00.307 - Don't hit it. - Of course not. 01:11:00.391 --> 01:11:01.433 I'm not trying to hit it. 01:11:01.517 --> 01:11:03.286 It's how close I have to be for the sensor to work. 01:11:03.310 --> 01:11:04.937 It should be here, like, the machine's... 01:11:04.979 --> 01:11:06.939 I'm underneath. I'm at the gate. There's no... 01:11:07.022 --> 01:11:08.902 I can't go any further without hitting the gate. 01:11:08.941 --> 01:11:10.941 - Just try to back up. - Back up and move up to it? 01:11:10.985 --> 01:11:12.695 Didn't you feel that there was just... 01:11:13.112 --> 01:11:14.363 I just got the distinct vibe 01:11:14.446 --> 01:11:16.699 there was gonna be some weird sex game. 01:11:16.782 --> 01:11:18.784 If we stay in there one more minute 01:11:18.867 --> 01:11:20.507 - we're seeing dicks. - We're seeing dick. 01:11:22.329 --> 01:11:24.206 Why are they honking at us? 01:11:24.290 --> 01:11:26.000 We can't open the gate either! 01:11:26.083 --> 01:11:27.418 - Won't open! - Guys. 01:11:27.501 --> 01:11:29.378 Gate's not working. 01:11:29.461 --> 01:11:31.523 - You gotta move forward! - Gotta figure out the gate. 01:11:31.547 --> 01:11:33.632 We don't need to move forward 01:11:33.716 --> 01:11:35.342 - or back... - There's a censor! 01:11:35.426 --> 01:11:36.427 I know that, Pat! 01:11:36.510 --> 01:11:38.012 I want you to move your car back 01:11:38.095 --> 01:11:39.513 so I can move my car forward. 01:11:39.638 --> 01:11:41.056 You have to go forward 01:11:41.140 --> 01:11:43.017 - not backward. - Is there a garage door opener 01:11:43.100 --> 01:11:44.268 in the garage we could use? 01:11:44.351 --> 01:11:45.671 That would open the garage, dummy. 01:11:45.728 --> 01:11:47.038 - Ugh. - I'm gonna try to reset it. 01:11:47.062 --> 01:11:48.063 Babe, don't touch it. 01:11:48.147 --> 01:11:49.457 - Ladies, ladies, ladies. - Can you not... 01:11:49.481 --> 01:11:50.983 Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies... 01:11:51.108 --> 01:11:52.526 Gentleman, gentleman, gentleman! 01:11:52.610 --> 01:11:55.195 Look, sorry. I'm gonna hop this bitch. 01:11:55.404 --> 01:11:57.448 Hey! Remember our conversation. 01:11:57.531 --> 01:11:59.408 You're not allowed to use that word anymore. 01:11:59.491 --> 01:12:01.493 It's a special consideration for the situation. 01:12:07.416 --> 01:12:08.751 Is he breathing? 01:12:11.962 --> 01:12:13.172 You OK? 01:12:15.883 --> 01:12:18.260 Let's go. Let's go. OK, let's go. 01:12:19.595 --> 01:12:21.013 OK. Let's move out. 01:12:21.096 --> 01:12:22.097 Guys. 01:12:22.139 --> 01:12:23.724 - We're not getting out of here. - What? 01:12:23.807 --> 01:12:25.684 - Why isn't the gate open? - I... 01:12:25.768 --> 01:12:27.978 - What the hell happened? - The gate's electrified. 01:12:28.062 --> 01:12:29.563 - What? - Is Don-Don OK? 01:12:29.730 --> 01:12:31.732 - Who the fuck is Don-Don? - Oh, fuck. 01:12:31.815 --> 01:12:34.002 I forgot I was giving everyone nicknames for the weekend. 01:12:34.026 --> 01:12:35.694 I feel like I put my dick in a socket. 01:12:39.281 --> 01:12:41.075 - Everyone, stay calm. - Whoa, whoa. 01:12:41.241 --> 01:12:43.077 - You have a gun? - It's not mine. 01:12:43.160 --> 01:12:44.244 Then whose is it? 01:12:44.328 --> 01:12:45.663 I got it from the gun room. 01:12:45.746 --> 01:12:46.997 There's a gun room? 01:12:47.081 --> 01:12:47.998 Yeah. 01:12:48.082 --> 01:12:50.417 There's a gun room and an electrified fence? 01:12:50.501 --> 01:12:52.294 Patricia, what a great vacation spot! 01:12:52.378 --> 01:12:54.129 Well done. Zero stars. 01:12:54.213 --> 01:12:55.673 OK. I made a mistake. 01:12:55.756 --> 01:12:57.424 Get off my dick. Jesus. 01:12:58.550 --> 01:13:00.177 I think we should go back inside. 01:13:00.386 --> 01:13:02.680 Uh, yeah. That's not happening. So... 01:13:12.856 --> 01:13:14.733 Jesus, why would you have this? 01:13:14.984 --> 01:13:16.819 Are you sure you wanna do that? 01:13:16.902 --> 01:13:18.487 Does anybody have a better idea? 01:13:20.364 --> 01:13:21.490 OK. 01:13:32.251 --> 01:13:34.169 Where the fuck is all the furniture? 01:15:02.508 --> 01:15:03.508 Where's Gretel? 01:15:07.680 --> 01:15:08.806 The hell you been? 01:15:08.889 --> 01:15:10.641 The bathroom, jeez. Hold your horses. 01:15:15.312 --> 01:15:17.564 You had everybody waiting, and it's rude. 01:15:21.610 --> 01:15:22.778 Now what? 01:15:26.907 --> 01:15:29.243 You are all going to have a talk 01:15:30.119 --> 01:15:33.038 and then this will all be over. 01:15:34.707 --> 01:15:35.749 A... 01:15:36.542 --> 01:15:37.835 a talk? 01:15:39.295 --> 01:15:42.339 Wait. We just have to talk? 01:15:42.840 --> 01:15:45.884 Yeah? Like, no weird sex shit? 01:15:46.719 --> 01:15:50.264 There will be no weird sex stuff, just a chat. 01:15:51.432 --> 01:15:52.600 Well, that's good. 01:15:52.725 --> 01:15:56.270 It's time for everyone to be honest with each other. 01:16:00.357 --> 01:16:01.525 I'm not going first. 01:16:02.109 --> 01:16:04.903 I feel like everybody knows I'm broke now, so... 01:16:05.279 --> 01:16:07.114 Yeah, we don't have any other secrets. 01:16:10.909 --> 01:16:13.329 Do you have anything you'd like to share, Tom? 01:16:16.790 --> 01:16:17.958 Karen, how about you? 01:16:20.419 --> 01:16:21.587 Can't think of anything. 01:16:22.379 --> 01:16:24.214 Karen fucked my husband last night. 01:16:25.591 --> 01:16:26.591 Ooh. 01:16:27.509 --> 01:16:28.509 OK. 01:16:28.969 --> 01:16:30.763 Well, at least you're not denying it. 01:16:33.182 --> 01:16:34.266 That's not true. 01:16:39.104 --> 01:16:40.314 It's fucking true? 01:16:43.442 --> 01:16:45.069 She injected me in my sleep. 01:16:47.571 --> 01:16:48.906 What, with the horse piss? 01:16:57.081 --> 01:16:59.541 OK, I had sex with Tom last night. 01:17:00.542 --> 01:17:01.877 Fuck it. I'll admit it, but... 01:17:02.336 --> 01:17:04.713 just to clarify, I didn't inject you with anything. 01:17:06.257 --> 01:17:07.508 What? 01:17:09.051 --> 01:17:10.219 Who else would've done it? 01:17:10.302 --> 01:17:11.582 You have keys to the whole house. 01:17:11.929 --> 01:17:14.556 Well, I also have a set of keys, but I didn't touch your butt. 01:17:16.267 --> 01:17:19.311 I stabbed you in the butt with a syringe 01:17:19.395 --> 01:17:21.939 but I didn't inject you with that weird shit. 01:17:22.022 --> 01:17:23.482 Alright? I'm not... I'm not evil. 01:17:31.198 --> 01:17:32.825 So, you stabbed him in the butt? 01:17:33.367 --> 01:17:35.536 And then you just took it out and put it away? 01:17:38.539 --> 01:17:39.623 Hey, w... 01:17:41.667 --> 01:17:43.002 I would never. 01:17:43.085 --> 01:17:44.336 But you would. 01:17:44.461 --> 01:17:46.630 Clearly, because you did. 01:17:51.093 --> 01:17:52.093 How did you know? 01:17:52.303 --> 01:17:54.138 Oh, I watched the whole thing. 01:17:57.808 --> 01:17:59.244 I can't believe you're doing this to me. 01:17:59.268 --> 01:18:00.269 Oh, fuck off, Val. 01:18:00.352 --> 01:18:01.770 "Fuck off"? Excuse me, alright? 01:18:01.854 --> 01:18:03.230 You're gay. 01:18:05.441 --> 01:18:07.192 I'm not gay. 01:18:07.651 --> 01:18:09.528 Oh, you're not? You're not gay? 01:18:09.778 --> 01:18:11.423 Then why have you been fucking your sous chef 01:18:11.447 --> 01:18:12.698 for the past three years? 01:18:14.491 --> 01:18:15.909 You thought no one knew? 01:18:16.994 --> 01:18:19.496 Who else here knew about Val and his sous chef escapades? 01:18:23.626 --> 01:18:25.169 You're a bunch of fucking assholes. 01:18:25.502 --> 01:18:27.963 - And for the record, I'm bi. - Oh. 01:18:28.631 --> 01:18:30.633 Sexuality's complicated, man. 01:18:31.342 --> 01:18:32.426 Is it? 01:18:32.718 --> 01:18:35.763 And Patricia, when the group decided 01:18:35.846 --> 01:18:37.181 to un-invite us from the weekend 01:18:37.264 --> 01:18:40.434 you said you had our backs and you voted against it. 01:18:40.517 --> 01:18:42.186 - Is that right? - Yup. 01:18:43.020 --> 01:18:45.230 Yeah, that's right. Because... 01:18:45.898 --> 01:18:48.317 I like you guys and you are my friends. 01:18:49.318 --> 01:18:50.903 It was just for the money, wasn't it? 01:18:51.862 --> 01:18:52.988 Yes. 01:18:56.033 --> 01:19:00.037 Jesus. So, everyone in this room is just a liar, yeah? 01:19:01.914 --> 01:19:03.248 I fucked Karen. 01:19:04.208 --> 01:19:05.251 Oh, my God. 01:19:05.918 --> 01:19:07.461 Karen, you fucked my wife? 01:19:08.420 --> 01:19:09.421 A little. 01:19:10.714 --> 01:19:11.715 When did this happen? 01:19:12.049 --> 01:19:14.176 Thanksgiving. What is it? Fucking... 01:19:14.760 --> 01:19:15.886 Fuck. 01:19:15.970 --> 01:19:18.889 Karen, you fucked my wife on fucking Thanksgiving? 01:19:18.973 --> 01:19:20.266 It was Tom's fault. 01:19:20.641 --> 01:19:21.976 How the fuck was it Tom's fault? 01:19:22.101 --> 01:19:23.787 I tried to get him to have an affair with me. 01:19:23.811 --> 01:19:25.020 I tried. I tried. 01:19:25.104 --> 01:19:26.539 I fucking tried but he wouldn't do it. 01:19:26.563 --> 01:19:28.148 Oh, great. So, I was second choice? 01:19:28.274 --> 01:19:30.192 We do not have to get into that right now. 01:19:30.359 --> 01:19:31.944 You're the fucking worst. 01:19:32.444 --> 01:19:33.487 Agreed. 01:19:40.661 --> 01:19:42.830 Well, there's one couple we haven't heard from yet. 01:19:46.041 --> 01:19:47.751 Well, I know why we're here. 01:19:52.798 --> 01:19:55.092 Your friend is an abusive 01:19:55.467 --> 01:19:57.344 violent piece of shit. 01:20:00.264 --> 01:20:02.850 And there's more but you can use your imagination. 01:20:06.103 --> 01:20:08.606 I made some mistakes, OK? 01:20:08.689 --> 01:20:09.940 I'm trying to deal with it. 01:20:10.024 --> 01:20:11.025 Shut the fuck up. 01:20:11.108 --> 01:20:13.736 Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. OK? 01:20:22.911 --> 01:20:24.455 This is why we're here. 01:20:25.080 --> 01:20:27.333 It's not about what's in those syringes. 01:20:28.334 --> 01:20:31.211 We're, like, mice in a cage. 01:20:32.630 --> 01:20:34.757 He wants to take away all our hope 01:20:34.840 --> 01:20:36.258 and leave us with nothing. 01:20:49.188 --> 01:20:50.856 Where are the cameras in here? 01:20:52.107 --> 01:20:53.192 Uh... 01:20:53.525 --> 01:20:55.903 I don't know. I assume they're everywhere. 01:21:03.327 --> 01:21:06.497 Uh, you wanted us to talk and we talked. 01:21:09.875 --> 01:21:11.669 I cheated on my wife. 01:21:15.089 --> 01:21:16.548 Everyone's an asshole. 01:21:18.300 --> 01:21:19.551 Patricia's a liar. 01:21:20.094 --> 01:21:21.345 Richard's a monster. 01:21:25.182 --> 01:21:26.850 I think we've talked enough. 01:21:41.240 --> 01:21:42.908 You are done. 01:21:43.284 --> 01:21:45.035 You may all go home now. 01:21:51.125 --> 01:21:52.585 Drive safe. 01:23:58.961 --> 01:24:00.838 I'd say that went pretty well. 01:24:01.005 --> 01:24:02.089 What the fuck? 01:24:02.172 --> 01:24:04.049 You guys did it in record time. 01:24:04.133 --> 01:24:05.694 - When I first started... - Oh, what now? 01:24:05.718 --> 01:24:08.053 Are you gonna give us an explanation for all this? 01:24:08.512 --> 01:24:09.512 Well, don't bother. 01:24:09.972 --> 01:24:11.140 Because I don't care. 01:24:11.348 --> 01:24:12.725 I don't care who you are. 01:24:12.808 --> 01:24:14.643 I don't care if you're the devil. 01:24:14.727 --> 01:24:16.353 I don't care if you're an angel. 01:24:16.437 --> 01:24:18.731 I don't care if you're from the future. 01:24:20.107 --> 01:24:23.068 It doesn't matter who you are or what you're trying to do 01:24:23.319 --> 01:24:26.071 cos as far as I'm concerned, you're just an asshole. 01:24:26.780 --> 01:24:28.824 And you can go fuck yourself. 01:24:31.952 --> 01:24:33.370 Let's go home. 01:24:44.214 --> 01:24:45.507 I'd shoot you in the face 01:24:45.591 --> 01:24:47.551 but it won't do much of anything, will it? 01:24:48.218 --> 01:24:49.261 I'm afraid not. 01:24:50.012 --> 01:24:52.389 Feel free to cash the cheque I gave you. 01:24:53.349 --> 01:24:54.683 It won't bounce. 01:25:37.810 --> 01:25:39.979 Hey! 14 years of marriage. 01:25:41.272 --> 01:25:42.940 Yeah. That's us. 01:25:43.399 --> 01:25:45.442 So, uh, where... where's the party? 01:25:47.569 --> 01:25:48.904 The party's over. 01:25:50.447 --> 01:25:51.949 But I just got here though. 01:25:53.742 --> 01:25:55.619 I don't know what to tell you, man. 01:25:56.328 --> 01:25:57.413 Shit happens. 01:25:59.581 --> 01:26:00.624 Great. 01:26:34.617 --> 01:26:35.993 Pull over. I gotta take a piss. 01:27:43.102 --> 01:27:44.520 Did you just kill Richard? 01:27:45.062 --> 01:27:46.105 Yeah. 01:27:47.731 --> 01:27:48.899 OK. 01:27:50.192 --> 01:27:52.027 Hey, have you met our friend Arthur? 01:27:52.945 --> 01:27:54.113 I don't think so. 01:27:54.238 --> 01:27:56.115 Oh, he's a super nice guy. 01:27:56.573 --> 01:27:59.159 - Yeah, I think you'd like him. - Oh, yeah? 01:28:03.455 --> 01:28:04.957 I can't wait to see the kids. 01:28:08.794 --> 01:28:09.962 Neither can I. 01:28:15.926 --> 01:28:17.052 I love you. 01:28:18.929 --> 01:28:20.097 Hey, it wasn't all bad. 01:28:20.848 --> 01:28:22.266 At least we got to keep the money. 01:28:24.393 --> 01:28:25.728 I think we earned it. 01:28:27.563 --> 01:28:29.857 Hey, I talked to Maude about a job at her company. 01:28:31.900 --> 01:28:32.943 You did? 01:29:59.822 --> 01:30:00.990 Hey. 01:30:02.950 --> 01:30:05.661 We need new friends. 01:31:30.996 --> 01:31:32.706 line:20% I'm not an alcoholic. 01:31:34.333 --> 01:31:35.501 line:20% Hello? 01:31:35.584 --> 01:31:37.127 line:20% Do you have your own home? 01:31:55.145 --> 01:31:56.563 line:20% I really like this puzzle. 01:35:31.528 --> 01:35:33.072 Oh, Francesca. 01:35:33.197 --> 01:35:34.823 Reynaldo, my love. 01:35:34.907 --> 01:35:36.325 Who would've thought we'd have 01:35:36.408 --> 01:35:37.534 such a happy ending? 01:35:37.618 --> 01:35:39.078 No one, my dear. 01:35:39.286 --> 01:36:40.579 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.