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What's missing
from this picture?

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We'll start with extraction,

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which is a fancy word
for trashing the planet.

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But this looks like
is we chop down the trees,

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we blow up the mountains
to get the metals inside

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and use up all the water,

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and we wipe out the animals.

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We are running out
of resources.

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Now, I know this can be hard
to hear, but it's the truth.

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So we've got to deal with it.

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In the past
three decades alone,

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one-third of the planet's
natural resource space

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has been consumed.

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Gone.

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We are cutting and mining
and hauling

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and trashing the place so fast
that we're undermining

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the planet's very ability
for people to live here.

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We have 5%
of the world's population,

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but we're using 30%
of the world's resources.

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If everybody consumed
at U.S. rates,

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we would need
three to five planets.

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And you know what?

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We've only got one.

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Oh, my God.

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You live in that?

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Seriously?

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Does your chicken have a name?

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Chicken.

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Chicken?

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Chicken.

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Where's all your stuff?

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I divested.

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Cut myself down
to a hundred things.

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What do you mean,
a hundred things?

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Shirt's one thing,
bowl's one thing,

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fork, sleeping bag, chicken.

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And you kept that hat?

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Tell me you at least have a gun.

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Jesus, Waldo.

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When's the last time
you had anybody up here?

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Three years.

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You got any friends?

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Chicken.

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Wow.

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What the fuck is that?

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I bought the land
from a sculptor.

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Sure, because this spoke to you,
right?

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Remember that time
we were supposedly "broken up"?

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I ran into you outside
the art museum on Wilshire.

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I was on a date.

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I ditched the guy.

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We went straight to your truck
in the parking structure.

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It was right next to
the La Brea Tar Pits.

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By the mammoths.

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Okay.

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First of all,
this isn't a mammoth.

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It's an elephant.

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Second of all, you're saying
I bought this property

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because I had a subconscious
sexual memory

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prompted by this sculpture.

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Which you brought me straight to
the minute I came to visit you.

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Uninvited.

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Look, I'm here on business.

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- Alastair Pinch, the actor...
- Killed his wife.

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Look, maybe he killed her,
maybe he didn't.

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I don't think he even knows.
The guy's a blackout drunk.

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The network's got a lot riding
on him,

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so they're paying
for his lawyer.

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So he did kill her.

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It means the money's serious.

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They're looking to hire a P.I.

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This gig could jump me
to the majors.

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If I could deliver the famous
Charlie Waldo

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to work it with me...

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Come on.

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You know these Hollywood types.

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They always want to put
a big name in it.

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I'm retired.

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I see that.

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From the force.

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I'd be willing to go 80/20,
yours.

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What would I even do
with the money?

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Buy a nicer hundred things.

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'Cause then my life
would be complete?

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Exactly.

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Pass.

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Lydell was a long time ago.

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Lorena.

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You don't have to
keep punishing yourself.

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You don't have to
live like this.

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You don't have to
live like that.

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Fuck, you expect me
to apologize?

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Hey, I grew up poor.

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For-real poor,
not with solar panels.

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Bye.

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Come on, let me bring you back
into the real world.

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Just for a few weeks.
We'll have some laughs.

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I can't.

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All right.
It was worth a shot.

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Can I have a hug at least?

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You ghosted me, Waldo.

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I ghosted everybody.

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I know.

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You smell better than you look.

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You can't stay up here forever.

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No? Why not?

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Same reason you and I
kept hooking back up.

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Unfinished business is a bitch.

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Things are not looking good

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for celebrated actor
Alastair Pinch.

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He's under renewed scrutiny
by the LAPD

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regarding the murder
of his wife,

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Monica Pinch, two weeks ago.

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Investigators say they are
focusing their inquiries

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on the actor himself
as the prime suspect.

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Jesus, Waldo.

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You know, you shouldn't do that.

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Call a cop.

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Mm.

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Lorena Nascimento was out here
a couple days ago, huh?

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Oh, yeah? I'd have to check
my visitor's log.

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Don't jerk me.

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She's been scoping you
for the Pinch murder.

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That dumb bastard's
the least of her worries.

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She say anything about Don Q?

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Is he a game show host?

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Captain of industry.

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A recreational pharmaceutical
industry.

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Your girl's on his payroll.

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That sounds like bullshit.

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Oh, that's not bullshit.

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You check out her ride?

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Where do you think she gets
that kind of cheese?

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Where does a cop with four kids
get the cheese for a 'Vette?

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- Ha-ha-ha.
- You dropped this.

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Fucking dick.

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Anyway, she took something
that belonged to Don Q.

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Not exactly
the healthiest lifestyle choice.

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And what I think is she came up
here to leave it with you.

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Leave what?

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And if you're smart,
you will give it to me.

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I don't know what it is.
I haven't seen her.

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Stop wasting my time, man.

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The last thing she did
on a computer

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was Google Map this ass pile.

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The last call on her cell
was from Idyllwild.

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What do you mean last call?

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There a missing-persons open?

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Hell no.

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That would require
somebody gave a shit.

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What?

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Oh, Jesus.

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This is Lorena.

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You can leave a message,

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but if you want me
to call you back,

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you better make it interesting.

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Fuck you, Lorena.

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Damn!

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Yo, hit him again.

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Come on.
Hit him again.

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- Hit him.
- Ooh!

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Oh, he gonna
fuck your white ass up.

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Hit him again.
Hit him again.

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Wait, wait, wait!

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Here we go.
Hit him again.

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Whatever the problem is here,

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let's see if we can...
communicate.

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Is that a purse?

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It's a Bottega, motherfucker.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, shit. What the fuck
did you hit him with?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yo, come on, big man.

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Bam, then that's it.

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That's the one.

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Come on, big fella.

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- Oh, that's it. That's it.
- What do you morons want?

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Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.

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Relax, big man.

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We want you to stay your ass up
on this motherfucking mountain.

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And stay away from
Alastair Pinch.

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Yeah. That's right.
And if you don't,

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you gonna get more visits from

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the Palisade Posse,
motherfucker.

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The fuck is wrong with him?

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Help me up.

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Come on.

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Yo, what are you doing?

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He's asking for help.

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What the fuck are you doing?

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I hate to break it
to you, boys...

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I've got nothing to do
with Alastair Pinch.

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Bullshit.

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You work for the network.
It's in the trades.

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Let me see.

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Boom.

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It's upside-down, moron.

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Yeah, that's right.

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What the fuck?

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Knock him out, dawg.
Come on.

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Just stay your hillbilly ass
out of L.A., bitch.

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Oh, well, I'm lost

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In a love affair

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I paid the cost

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I gave myself

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To treat her well

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That's where my lies

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And now I'm lost

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On a lonely sea

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The man you love

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That man is me

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So maybe crawl

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Now she's gone away

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With him she stayed

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This is Lorena.
You can leave a message,

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but if you want me
to call you back,

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you better make it interesting.

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The mailbox is full

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and cannot accept new messages
at this time.

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I won't look down

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I won't look down

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I won't look down

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I won't look down

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At the lonely ground

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Mr. Waldo.

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Wilson Sikorsky,
head of the network.

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Hop in. You know Fontella Davis,
Alastair Pinch's attorney?

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Never had the pleasure.

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Hold on. Hang on.
Hang on.

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No.
No, I'm not paying him $40,000.

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I'll pay him $25,000.
He should be kissing my balls.

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What was the last series he had?

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Two years, he'll be playing
Sasquatch

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on the Discovery Channel.

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Hey, why would you
put in the trades

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that I was working
for your network?

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Mr. Waldo, when you land a star,

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you don't hide him
under your ass.

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You tell the whole
fucking world.

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You were the youngest ever
captain of the LAPD.

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Did we get that right?

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Youngest Detective III.

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Yeah, close enough.
We want you to start right away

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even though Lorena Nascimento
seems unavailable.

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She's missing. When's the last
time you talked to her?

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No. No.
Fuck no.

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That I can work with.
Then you do your homework.

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She's gonna be
exactly like a mother.

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- You have kids, Mr. Waldo?
- No.

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I'm gonna give you my cellphone.

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Don't call the office.
My new assistant's a fuckwit.

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But call me day or night,
though.

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I got to get this tied up.

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You may or may not be aware
I'm facing a takeover.

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And I won't you on NCN
with me tonight.

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I assume you know
how to find a barbershop.

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Hey, guys.

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Thing is, I never told Lorena
I'd do this.

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Sorry.

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So I tell you
my nuts are in a vise,

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you give them an extra turn?

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You want more money,
just have your reps call me.

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The show's worth twice now
what it used to be.

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This murder thing has done
wonders for the ratings.

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I could probably get
$6 mill an ep,

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but, you know,
I got to have 100 episodes,

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and I only got 57.

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So I need two more years
of... watch the cable...

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Alastair Pinch healthy,
happy, and off of death row.

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I can't take this.

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I only own 100 things.

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If I take that,
it's gonna be 101, you know?

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Not really.

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Well, it's complicated.

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Let's go with
one of the other P.I.s.

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I know we said we needed
to create distraction.

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But this?
Come on.

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Big fan of your work too.

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A real P.I., one that knows
how to do the job,

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- not just some has-been.
- All right. Look.

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Hey, hey, hey. Shh.

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I'm only here to tell you
to put out a press release

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that says I'm not involved,
all right?

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That I turned it down.
Can you do that?

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This is the hottest gig in town.

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Everybody's chasing it.

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Here's what I'll do.
I'll introduce you to Alastair.

00:16:50.233 --> 00:16:52.363
I'll pay you for the day whether
you take the case or not.

00:16:52.407 --> 00:16:56.842
Excuse me.
Hey. Yeah. No. I'm on...

00:16:56.886 --> 00:16:58.799
What was Lorena gonna charge?

00:16:58.842 --> 00:17:01.581
- $1,000 a day plus expenses.
- $2,000, and not to me.

00:17:01.625 --> 00:17:04.450
A donation to the Sierra Club
in memory of Lydell Lipps.

00:17:04.494 --> 00:17:06.668
Deal. It's a shame
the kids are gonna miss this.

00:17:06.712 --> 00:17:09.581
You're about to meet
a motherfucking legend.

00:17:09.625 --> 00:17:12.276
So,
Stevie and I were at my estate.

00:17:12.320 --> 00:17:13.668
I was drinking absinthe,

00:17:13.712 --> 00:17:15.146
and several snifters in,

00:17:15.189 --> 00:17:17.973
I decided that this would be
the perfect night

00:17:18.016 --> 00:17:20.842
to teach Stevie Wonder
how to drive.

00:17:22.189 --> 00:17:24.494
And that it might be
most entertaining

00:17:24.537 --> 00:17:28.581
to let him motor about the lawn
with me outside the car,

00:17:28.625 --> 00:17:30.320
- trying to dodge it.
- Excuse me.

00:17:30.363 --> 00:17:31.668
I need a shoot, Mr. Pinch.

00:17:31.712 --> 00:17:33.668
Oh, thank you, cherub.

00:17:33.712 --> 00:17:36.276
Anyway, I thought I'd give
Stevie a sporting chance.

00:17:36.320 --> 00:17:38.668
So there I was,
trousers around my ankles,

00:17:38.712 --> 00:17:41.799
Stevie gave it some stick,
and I spent the next fortnight

00:17:41.842 --> 00:17:44.189
pissing claret in Ward C.

00:17:44.233 --> 00:17:46.320
Where's my mustache fluffer?

00:17:46.363 --> 00:17:48.625
Last looks.

00:17:48.668 --> 00:17:51.668
Let me know when we're set.

00:17:51.712 --> 00:17:53.886
Grazie, babies.

00:17:53.929 --> 00:17:55.450
Ohh.

00:17:55.494 --> 00:17:56.973
Sustained.

00:17:57.016 --> 00:17:58.363
"Sustrained."

00:17:58.407 --> 00:17:59.712
So stained.

00:17:59.755 --> 00:18:01.103
Is he shit-faced?

00:18:01.146 --> 00:18:02.581
Come on.

00:18:05.233 --> 00:18:07.842
It is such a privilege
to get to watch this man work.

00:18:07.886 --> 00:18:09.233
He's got a shitload
of Shakespeare Awards

00:18:09.276 --> 00:18:10.581
under his bed.

00:18:10.625 --> 00:18:12.103
Greatest fucking actor
since Brando.

00:18:12.146 --> 00:18:13.712
I get him Wednesday nights
after Jessica Biel.

00:18:13.755 --> 00:18:16.016
Love this job.

00:18:16.060 --> 00:18:18.233
Background.

00:18:18.276 --> 00:18:21.581
And... action!

00:18:21.625 --> 00:18:23.363
Let me tell you a story

00:18:23.407 --> 00:18:26.886
from when I was just a tyke
in Tuscaloosa.

00:18:26.929 --> 00:18:29.668
My granddaddy,
Raymond Forbishaw,

00:18:29.712 --> 00:18:31.320
he was a jurist himself.

00:18:31.363 --> 00:18:33.276
Family court.

00:18:33.320 --> 00:18:36.407
He used to set me on his knee
and say,

00:18:36.450 --> 00:18:40.407
"Johnnie, for 99 days,
the judge's job

00:18:40.450 --> 00:18:44.537
is merely to be that blindfold
on the statue of Lady Justice.

00:18:44.581 --> 00:18:48.363
For 99 days, you do that,
and justice,

00:18:48.407 --> 00:18:51.625
in its natural wisdom,
will find its own way.

00:18:51.668 --> 00:18:53.712
But, Johnnie," he'd say...

00:18:58.625 --> 00:19:00.929
"...on the 100th day,

00:19:00.973 --> 00:19:06.537
a great judge knows
that he needs to be justice."

00:19:06.581 --> 00:19:09.799
Now, I wouldn't be so bold as to
call myself a great judge,

00:19:09.842 --> 00:19:13.886
but I do know
that as I sit here today,

00:19:13.929 --> 00:19:17.016
I'm thinking about
my granddaddy.

00:19:17.060 --> 00:19:20.016
And that's why
I'm gonna direct this verdict

00:19:20.060 --> 00:19:25.189
and find this here defendant...
guilty.

00:19:25.233 --> 00:19:27.276
Cut!

00:19:27.320 --> 00:19:29.060
Alastair, that was terrific.

00:19:29.103 --> 00:19:31.625
Terrific?
It was bloody genius.

00:19:31.668 --> 00:19:33.494
You're not going
to top that one.

00:19:33.537 --> 00:19:34.973
I'll see you all tomorrow then.

00:19:35.016 --> 00:19:36.712
Did you hear what I just said?

00:19:36.755 --> 00:19:38.668
He's supposed to say
"not guilty."

00:19:38.712 --> 00:19:41.755
- He said guilty.
- Fuck.

00:19:41.799 --> 00:19:43.276
Could have just told me
I had ass cancer.

00:19:43.320 --> 00:19:44.363
Sorry.

00:19:44.407 --> 00:19:46.146
- Alastair.
- Yes?

00:19:46.189 --> 00:19:48.929
Oh, God,
I hate to do this to you,

00:19:48.973 --> 00:19:51.189
but we're gonna have
to do one more.

00:19:51.233 --> 00:19:54.146
- The last line is "not guilty."
- "Not guilty."

00:19:54.189 --> 00:19:55.755
- What did I say?
- Guilty.

00:19:55.799 --> 00:19:58.103
- The fuck I did.
- Yeah, he didn't say that.

00:19:58.146 --> 00:19:59.668
Did... I mean,
but really, just please?

00:19:59.712 --> 00:20:01.060
No.
I know what I said, love.

00:20:01.103 --> 00:20:02.668
So let's just look
at the playback.

00:20:02.712 --> 00:20:04.537
He wouldn't have said that.

00:20:04.581 --> 00:20:06.842
Can we just see
the playback, please?

00:20:06.886 --> 00:20:08.799
You... What are you smirking at?

00:20:08.842 --> 00:20:10.886
What? I didn't say anything.

00:20:10.929 --> 00:20:13.581
Do you think it's easy
to carry this piece of shit

00:20:13.625 --> 00:20:15.363
on my shoulders week after week?

00:20:15.407 --> 00:20:16.973
You think I need a twat like you

00:20:17.016 --> 00:20:18.755
standing there
hoping I'll cock it up?

00:20:18.799 --> 00:20:21.363
How long have you worked
on the show?

00:20:21.407 --> 00:20:22.929
It's my first week.

00:20:22.973 --> 00:20:25.450
Your first week.
It's his first week, everyone.

00:20:32.886 --> 00:20:34.581
God!

00:20:34.625 --> 00:20:35.842
And that's why I'm gonna

00:20:35.886 --> 00:20:37.233
direct this verdict...

00:20:37.276 --> 00:20:38.712
Let that be a lesson to you.

00:20:38.755 --> 00:20:41.016
- You good?
- I'm fine.

00:20:41.060 --> 00:20:42.103
...guilty.

00:20:42.146 --> 00:20:43.276
Let's do this.
Come on.

00:20:43.320 --> 00:20:45.450
Let's do it. Let's roll.

00:20:45.494 --> 00:20:47.537
Rolling!

00:20:47.581 --> 00:20:48.886
Does that happen often?

00:20:48.929 --> 00:20:51.103
Sometimes after lunch.

00:20:51.146 --> 00:20:53.755
We always put a stunt guy
right there, pay him extra.

00:20:53.799 --> 00:20:55.537
Don't tell Alastair.

00:20:57.625 --> 00:20:58.668
Ready?

00:20:58.712 --> 00:21:00.233
Action.

00:21:00.276 --> 00:21:02.668
"...and find
this here defendant

00:21:02.712 --> 00:21:04.755
not guilty."

00:21:04.799 --> 00:21:07.799
Cut!

00:21:07.842 --> 00:21:10.886
Wouldn't be the first time
I've had the clap.

00:21:23.929 --> 00:21:26.581
Entrez.

00:21:26.625 --> 00:21:29.146
"Not guilty."

00:21:29.189 --> 00:21:32.320
Ah, lord of the manor, down to
slum a bit with the vassals.

00:21:32.363 --> 00:21:33.886
To what do we owe the honor?

00:21:33.929 --> 00:21:36.537
I wanted to introduce you
to Charlie Waldo,

00:21:36.581 --> 00:21:38.189
the detective we told you about.

00:21:38.233 --> 00:21:39.973
He used to be king shit
at the LAPD.

00:21:40.016 --> 00:21:41.973
Ah, the fallen angel.
You've landed him.

00:21:42.016 --> 00:21:43.625
Didn't I promise you I would?

00:21:43.668 --> 00:21:45.060
I'd give you the shirt
off my back. You know that.

00:21:45.103 --> 00:21:47.016
I'd prefer the watch
off your wrist.

00:21:47.060 --> 00:21:48.842
Have you seen
what this man wears?

00:21:48.886 --> 00:21:50.755
Costs more than the house
I grew up in.

00:21:50.799 --> 00:21:53.842
Kudoke Skeleton.
They only make 35 a year.

00:21:53.886 --> 00:21:55.537
Maybe I'll make you
a wrap gift of one. How's that?

00:21:55.581 --> 00:21:57.494
Can we have that
signed in blood?

00:21:57.537 --> 00:21:59.625
"Signed in blood,"
he says.

00:21:59.668 --> 00:22:02.103
I'm done for the day, Detective.
Do you have plans?

00:22:02.146 --> 00:22:04.016
- Where do you live?
- Idyllwild.

00:22:04.060 --> 00:22:06.625
- I'm only here for today.
- Details we're sorting out.

00:22:06.668 --> 00:22:08.886
I haven't agreed
to take this case.

00:22:08.929 --> 00:22:10.537
I'll find a hotel for tonight.

00:22:10.581 --> 00:22:11.755
Nonsense.
You'll stay at my house.

00:22:11.799 --> 00:22:13.060
Great idea.

00:22:13.103 --> 00:22:14.668
Right to the scene of the crime.

00:22:14.712 --> 00:22:15.929
You don't mind sleeping

00:22:15.973 --> 00:22:17.712
surrounded by yellow tape,
do you?

00:22:17.755 --> 00:22:21.060
This fucking guy.

00:22:21.103 --> 00:22:22.276
Come on, Waldo.
What do you say?

00:22:22.320 --> 00:22:23.320
What's the worst
that can happen?

00:22:23.363 --> 00:22:24.755
Lorena turns up in a day or two,

00:22:24.799 --> 00:22:27.799
you can go back
to wherever you came from.

00:22:27.842 --> 00:22:30.016
Hell, maybe even get
your reputation back.

00:22:30.060 --> 00:22:32.320
Just kidding.

00:22:40.276 --> 00:22:43.799
Interest you
in a wee snifter, Detective?

00:22:43.842 --> 00:22:46.146
No, thank you.

00:22:46.189 --> 00:22:47.625
I deplore drinking alone,

00:22:47.668 --> 00:22:49.060
so I'll have a double.

00:22:52.712 --> 00:22:55.363
She was so proud of this room.

00:22:55.407 --> 00:22:57.189
Chin-chin.

00:22:57.233 --> 00:23:00.929
It was in Town and Wanker
magazine, you know.

00:23:00.973 --> 00:23:03.625
Why don't you walk me
through that morning?

00:23:07.712 --> 00:23:09.450
All right.

00:23:09.494 --> 00:23:11.189
One more time.

00:23:13.799 --> 00:23:15.929
It was a Saturday.

00:23:15.973 --> 00:23:19.799
I woke up... or came to...
in my study,

00:23:19.842 --> 00:23:22.842
about a half a mile
down that way.

00:23:22.886 --> 00:23:26.016
I realized I had no recollection
of the previous night.

00:23:26.060 --> 00:23:30.363
I came in here.
Found my sweet Monica.

00:23:32.320 --> 00:23:36.625
I ran back to the kitchen,
dialed 911.

00:23:36.668 --> 00:23:40.233
There was a shattered vase.

00:23:40.276 --> 00:23:42.189
Anyhow,
when the ambulance arrived,

00:23:42.233 --> 00:23:43.886
they told me
she was already gone

00:23:43.929 --> 00:23:46.668
and had been
for quite some time.

00:23:49.450 --> 00:23:52.276
Does anyone else have keys?

00:23:52.320 --> 00:23:55.233
Only Rosario. That's our nanny.

00:23:55.276 --> 00:23:57.973
And she was in Venezuela
visiting her family.

00:23:58.016 --> 00:23:59.537
Nanny?

00:23:59.581 --> 00:24:01.189
You have kids in the house?

00:24:01.233 --> 00:24:04.233
Yes.
We have one child, Gaby.

00:24:04.276 --> 00:24:05.973
She likely wasn't
the killer either,

00:24:06.016 --> 00:24:08.189
but she'll be home
from kindergarten soon enough

00:24:08.233 --> 00:24:11.189
if you think it's worth
trying to wrest a confession.

00:24:11.233 --> 00:24:13.537
Pretty glib, considering.

00:24:13.581 --> 00:24:15.016
Forgive me.

00:24:15.060 --> 00:24:17.973
Dear Gaby doesn't even know,
of course, but...

00:24:20.060 --> 00:24:22.842
...the world is certain
I murdered my wife, Mr. Waldo,

00:24:22.886 --> 00:24:26.537
and I can't even tell you
the world is wrong.

00:24:26.581 --> 00:24:29.189
If you know a man who's handled
a similar predicament

00:24:29.233 --> 00:24:31.712
with more éIan, point me to him,

00:24:31.755 --> 00:24:34.755
and I shall gladly emulate.

00:24:34.799 --> 00:24:37.233
You ever thought about trying
to stop drinking?

00:24:40.581 --> 00:24:43.625
All the time.

00:24:43.668 --> 00:24:47.537
But this doesn't seem the week
for that, now, does it?

00:24:47.581 --> 00:24:48.799
Daddy!

00:24:48.842 --> 00:24:51.189
Princess Ozma,
where did you come from?

00:24:51.233 --> 00:24:52.973
Oh, oh, oh.

00:24:53.016 --> 00:24:56.320
Want to hear the song Little Dog
taught us at school today?

00:24:56.363 --> 00:24:58.712
A little dog?
Why, yes, of course.

00:24:58.755 --> 00:25:02.189
Brush every morning,
brush every night

00:25:02.233 --> 00:25:06.537
I brush and I brush
so my teeth will be white

00:25:06.581 --> 00:25:09.842
Teeth can be shiny,
teeth can be gold

00:25:09.886 --> 00:25:14.016
I hope I still have some
when I'm very old

00:25:15.537 --> 00:25:17.276
- You know it.
- I do know it, Gaby.

00:25:17.320 --> 00:25:21.668
I'd like to meet my new friend,
Mr. Waldo.

00:25:21.712 --> 00:25:24.929
He looks scary. Like a lion.

00:25:24.973 --> 00:25:26.712
Yeah, but he's a friendly lion.

00:25:26.755 --> 00:25:30.060
Gaby and I are going to spend
some daddy time before bed,

00:25:30.103 --> 00:25:32.060
you snuggly baby.

00:25:32.103 --> 00:25:37.233
Oh, you haven't decided
to take the case yet, have you?

00:25:37.276 --> 00:25:38.929
What say you, Detective?

00:25:38.973 --> 00:25:42.537
Will you return to your mountain
and leave me to the fates?

00:25:42.581 --> 00:25:44.712
Or will you stick around
the shitty of the angels

00:25:44.755 --> 00:25:48.668
long enough to see the police
maybe get it right this time?

00:25:48.712 --> 00:25:50.494
Whatever right may look like.

00:25:50.537 --> 00:25:53.886
Daddy, can Mr. Lion drive
to school with us tomorrow?

00:25:53.929 --> 00:25:55.929
Can he please?

00:25:55.973 --> 00:25:58.103
Please?

00:26:00.146 --> 00:26:02.060
Yay!

00:26:08.625 --> 00:26:10.320
Will this be all right?

00:26:12.712 --> 00:26:14.016
It's perfect.

00:26:21.189 --> 00:26:22.842
Fucking Lorena.

00:26:46.668 --> 00:26:50.233
Guilty.

00:26:50.276 --> 00:26:51.712
...and turn down the volume
on the media circus.

00:26:51.755 --> 00:26:53.146
Oh, come on, Fontella.

00:26:53.189 --> 00:26:54.929
You live for the media circus.

00:26:54.973 --> 00:26:56.450
Now I'm hearing there could be
an indictment

00:26:56.494 --> 00:26:57.755
as early as tomorrow.

00:26:57.799 --> 00:26:59.450
We've not been told that.

00:26:59.494 --> 00:27:00.755
And now the L.A. Times
is reporting

00:27:00.799 --> 00:27:02.320
that sources on the LAPD say

00:27:02.363 --> 00:27:04.233
there are no
unidentified fingerprints

00:27:04.276 --> 00:27:05.450
anywhere in that room.

00:27:05.494 --> 00:27:06.973
What does that suggest to you?

00:27:07.016 --> 00:27:08.450
It suggests that
the real killer

00:27:08.494 --> 00:27:09.929
knew what he was doing.

00:27:09.973 --> 00:27:11.016
You promised us
Charlie Waldo

00:27:11.060 --> 00:27:12.625
from the Lydell Lipps case.

00:27:12.668 --> 00:27:14.363
What does it say
that he's not here with you?

00:27:14.407 --> 00:27:16.276
Charlie Waldo
is busy uncovering...

00:27:25.060 --> 00:27:28.755
Welcome to kindergartens
of the rich and famous.

00:27:28.799 --> 00:27:31.146
Gaby, Mr. Lion needs to
talk to your teacher.

00:27:31.189 --> 00:27:33.755
But first, he's going to
park this beast.

00:27:33.799 --> 00:27:36.189
Now get out, little blighter.

00:27:39.189 --> 00:27:40.581
Baby back ribs in there.

00:27:43.886 --> 00:27:46.189
Alas, poor Yorick!

00:27:46.233 --> 00:27:48.276
I knew him, my sweet Gaby,

00:27:48.320 --> 00:27:52.016
a fellow of infinite jest,
of most excellent fancy.

00:27:52.060 --> 00:27:54.668
He hath borne me on his back
a thousand times,

00:27:54.712 --> 00:27:57.233
and now, how abhorred
in my imagination it is!

00:27:57.276 --> 00:27:59.016
My gorge rises at it.

00:27:59.060 --> 00:28:01.973
Yes, you're a shadow
of your former self.

00:28:02.016 --> 00:28:03.668
It's that keto diet I'm on.

00:28:03.712 --> 00:28:06.537
I'm starving. I think I may have
taken it a bit too far.

00:28:06.581 --> 00:28:07.755
You got anything in your lunch?

00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:10.146
Like a pork chop?
Ham sandwich? No?

00:28:10.189 --> 00:28:11.407
I'm afraid it
wouldn't do you any good,

00:28:11.450 --> 00:28:13.276
dear boy.
I think you're dead.

00:28:13.320 --> 00:28:15.016
Dead? That's tragic.

00:28:15.060 --> 00:28:18.363
Yes, indeed, it's tragic.

00:28:18.407 --> 00:28:20.233
Where be your gibes now?

00:28:20.276 --> 00:28:22.799
Your gambols? Your songs?

00:28:22.842 --> 00:28:24.276
Your flashes of merriment

00:28:24.320 --> 00:28:27.450
that were won't to set the table
on a roar?

00:28:29.189 --> 00:28:30.842
I think
I've soiled my britches.

00:28:30.886 --> 00:28:33.886
Should I change my nappy?
Oh, it's all squishy.

00:28:33.929 --> 00:28:35.886
Bravo!

00:28:35.929 --> 00:28:37.363
Oh, yes, thank you, thank you.

00:28:37.407 --> 00:28:39.016
That was funny, Daddy.

00:28:39.060 --> 00:28:42.407
Yes. That speech
always slays them.

00:28:42.450 --> 00:28:44.625
Come. Let's play on the swings.

00:28:44.668 --> 00:28:47.016
I believe Mr. Lion
wants to ask Miss White

00:28:47.060 --> 00:28:49.450
whether Daddy plays nicely with
the other children.

00:28:49.494 --> 00:28:51.146
Off we go.
Let's get to the swings.

00:28:51.189 --> 00:28:54.189
- It'll be a swinging time.
- Swing, swing, swing!

00:28:54.233 --> 00:28:56.712
My name's Waldo.

00:28:56.755 --> 00:28:58.799
I'm a detective
working for Alastair.

00:28:58.842 --> 00:29:02.103
Jayne.
My heart breaks for Gaby.

00:29:02.146 --> 00:29:06.060
Mr. Pinch is doing a lot
to keep her spirits up.

00:29:06.103 --> 00:29:09.233
And Mrs. Pinch...
What was she like as a parent?

00:29:11.799 --> 00:29:14.494
Mrs. Pinch?

00:29:16.973 --> 00:29:19.581
We have the children memorize
these poems.

00:29:19.625 --> 00:29:23.755
I like to ask the kids whose mom
and dad can recite them too.

00:29:23.799 --> 00:29:25.363
Half the time
these parents can't,

00:29:25.407 --> 00:29:29.450
but the nanny can
in two languages.

00:29:29.494 --> 00:29:31.625
What about the Pinches?

00:29:31.668 --> 00:29:33.233
Mrs. Pinch never knew them.

00:29:33.276 --> 00:29:37.016
Mr. Pinch, always.

00:29:37.060 --> 00:29:39.755
That's unusual.

00:29:39.799 --> 00:29:42.233
The death must have shocked
the hell out of this place, huh?

00:29:44.060 --> 00:29:45.755
Not me.

00:29:48.929 --> 00:29:50.363
Good morning, kids.

00:29:50.407 --> 00:29:52.842
Okay, everyone find their place.
Get your bunnies.

00:29:52.886 --> 00:29:54.668
We're gonna start by writing
your names on the back of them,

00:29:54.712 --> 00:29:56.799
so have a marker.

00:29:56.842 --> 00:30:00.494
Miss White, I'm gonna need
to talk to you again.

00:30:00.537 --> 00:30:01.886
Sure.

00:30:04.407 --> 00:30:06.929
Does everyone have their bunny
from yesterday?

00:30:10.712 --> 00:30:13.450
Come meet me tonight.
We can talk then.

00:30:15.581 --> 00:30:17.842
All right.
Have you got names set?

00:30:17.886 --> 00:30:19.625
Yes, Miss White.

00:31:18.276 --> 00:31:21.363
Do you put your boots
on your chairs at home?

00:31:21.407 --> 00:31:23.625
I live in a trailer
with a chicken.

00:31:25.233 --> 00:31:28.276
What happened to this "vayse"?

00:31:28.320 --> 00:31:31.189
"Vahse."

00:31:31.233 --> 00:31:34.842
Ah, yes. Well...

00:31:34.886 --> 00:31:37.233
That's the one
she was killed with.

00:31:39.276 --> 00:31:40.755
What was that, ceramic?

00:31:40.799 --> 00:31:43.276
Earthenware.
Nice vase. I rather miss it.

00:31:43.320 --> 00:31:45.103
What about that table?

00:31:46.886 --> 00:31:48.320
It's different.

00:31:48.363 --> 00:31:50.363
Monica was a tinkerer.

00:31:50.407 --> 00:31:54.189
No room was ever finished
to her satisfaction.

00:31:54.233 --> 00:31:58.233
Mm. And that sculpture.

00:31:58.276 --> 00:31:59.755
The Bard?

00:31:59.799 --> 00:32:01.668
The sculpture.

00:32:01.712 --> 00:32:03.537
This.

00:32:05.060 --> 00:32:07.016
Ah, dear boy.

00:32:07.060 --> 00:32:11.407
That's a Regis Award
for my Richard III.

00:32:11.450 --> 00:32:12.842
Did you move it?

00:32:12.886 --> 00:32:16.320
I've never been much
for acting trophies.

00:32:16.363 --> 00:32:19.363
Monica had that one on display
for sentimental reasons.

00:32:19.407 --> 00:32:21.103
That was the production
on which we met.

00:32:21.146 --> 00:32:22.668
Really?

00:32:22.712 --> 00:32:25.668
Perhaps it's wherever Monica
put my other Regises

00:32:25.712 --> 00:32:30.320
or my... People's Choice Award.

00:32:31.799 --> 00:32:33.668
Good night, sweet prince.

00:32:33.712 --> 00:32:36.450
Flights of angels
sing thee to thy rest.

00:32:45.929 --> 00:32:49.755
In the old rugged cross

00:32:49.799 --> 00:32:53.668
Stained with blood so divine

00:32:53.712 --> 00:33:00.189
A wondrous beauty I see

00:33:00.233 --> 00:33:04.929
For 'twas on that old cross

00:33:04.973 --> 00:33:08.929
Jesus suffered and died

00:33:08.973 --> 00:33:12.146
To pardon and sanctify me

00:33:12.189 --> 00:33:15.799
There goes the good girl
kindergarten teacher.

00:33:15.842 --> 00:33:20.103
Just wait till I have
a few Maker's in me.

00:33:20.146 --> 00:33:23.320
So why weren't you shocked
that Monica Pinch was killed?

00:33:30.320 --> 00:33:34.712
Okay, Mr. Waldo.

00:33:34.755 --> 00:33:36.886
I have a confession.

00:33:36.929 --> 00:33:39.973
Okay.

00:33:40.016 --> 00:33:41.929
I've been watching
all this TV coverage

00:33:41.973 --> 00:33:43.320
since the murder.

00:33:46.668 --> 00:33:48.103
I knew exactly who you were

00:33:48.146 --> 00:33:50.233
the minute you walked into
my classroom.

00:33:50.276 --> 00:33:52.625
That figures.

00:33:57.799 --> 00:33:59.799
Who was Lydell Lipps?

00:33:59.842 --> 00:34:03.450
Everyone keeps talking
about Lydell Lipps.

00:34:10.233 --> 00:34:12.537
I can usually tell when
someone's messing with me.

00:34:12.581 --> 00:34:15.276
You're jamming up my radar.

00:34:15.320 --> 00:34:17.842
Maybe your radar's just rusty.

00:34:20.581 --> 00:34:22.276
Yeah, maybe.

00:34:22.712 --> 00:34:24.712
Here you go.

00:34:24.755 --> 00:34:26.668
Thanks.

00:34:31.581 --> 00:34:33.189
To whiskey and good hair.

00:34:46.581 --> 00:34:48.189
It's been a while.

00:34:58.146 --> 00:35:00.146
Okay. If you want to know,
I'll tell you.

00:35:06.537 --> 00:35:10.842
11 years ago,
there was a robbery at 7-11.

00:35:10.886 --> 00:35:14.581
The girl behind the counter
and two customers

00:35:14.625 --> 00:35:15.799
got shot dead.

00:35:15.842 --> 00:35:19.755
I turned up a kid
named Donny Lipps.

00:35:19.799 --> 00:35:21.233
Leaned on him pretty hard.

00:35:21.276 --> 00:35:22.668
It paid off.

00:35:22.712 --> 00:35:25.103
He said he was waiting
in the car outside.

00:35:25.146 --> 00:35:27.146
And in return for a deal,

00:35:27.189 --> 00:35:29.668
he would give me the shooter.

00:35:29.712 --> 00:35:33.363
Turns out that was Lydell,
his brother.

00:35:33.407 --> 00:35:36.276
Signed, sealed.

00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:37.973
My career's off to the races,
right,

00:35:38.016 --> 00:35:40.886
and I am on fire with ambition.

00:35:40.929 --> 00:35:43.233
Everything's going great.

00:35:43.276 --> 00:35:45.668
Cut to years later.

00:35:45.712 --> 00:35:47.537
Lydell comes up for parole,

00:35:47.581 --> 00:35:50.581
and the prosecutors ask me to
help them prep for the hearing.

00:35:50.625 --> 00:35:52.276
So I go see the brother again,

00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:53.973
who's in prison himself
at this point.

00:35:54.016 --> 00:35:55.929
Three strikes, unrelated.

00:35:57.886 --> 00:36:04.103
Only now he tells me that
the original story was bullshit.

00:36:04.146 --> 00:36:07.973
He made it up
to get me off his back.

00:36:12.060 --> 00:36:13.668
So at that point,

00:36:13.712 --> 00:36:15.407
Lydell had been in jail for...

00:36:15.450 --> 00:36:19.189
7 years, 3 months, and 16 days.

00:36:21.625 --> 00:36:23.886
Well, next thing I learn,

00:36:23.929 --> 00:36:27.450
it is a lot harder to get
an innocent man out of jail

00:36:27.494 --> 00:36:30.016
than to put a guilty man in.

00:36:30.060 --> 00:36:32.668
System isn't designed
to deal with mistakes.

00:36:32.712 --> 00:36:35.755
And some individuals aren't,
either.

00:36:37.712 --> 00:36:39.625
But I keep pushing.

00:36:39.668 --> 00:36:41.060
And I keep pushing

00:36:41.103 --> 00:36:42.537
and I keep pushing,

00:36:42.581 --> 00:36:46.320
and I'm doing everything I can.

00:36:46.363 --> 00:36:48.320
And this goes on for a year.

00:36:51.929 --> 00:36:55.625
And then Lydell got stabbed

00:36:55.668 --> 00:36:59.189
in a yard fight
and he bled to death.

00:36:59.233 --> 00:37:01.668
After spending every day
of his adult life

00:37:01.712 --> 00:37:04.450
locked up for something
that he didn't fucking do.

00:37:04.494 --> 00:37:07.363
And that I

00:37:07.407 --> 00:37:09.712
built a career on.

00:37:17.233 --> 00:37:20.189
And when I run out of people
that would listen,

00:37:20.233 --> 00:37:21.973
which took about six months...

00:37:24.973 --> 00:37:27.537
Um...

00:37:27.581 --> 00:37:29.407
I quit.

00:37:29.450 --> 00:37:32.233
And I started talking
to anyone with a microphone.

00:37:34.320 --> 00:37:37.189
I guess that would have
burned a lot of bridges.

00:37:37.233 --> 00:37:39.189
Oh, I burned the fucking river.

00:37:46.755 --> 00:37:48.799
You still haven't told me.

00:37:48.842 --> 00:37:51.450
What?

00:37:51.494 --> 00:37:54.494
Why weren't you shocked
about Monica Pinch?

00:37:54.537 --> 00:37:57.060
Oh, of course I was shocked.

00:37:57.103 --> 00:38:00.842
I mean, how could I
not be shocked?

00:38:00.886 --> 00:38:03.016
I don't follow.

00:38:03.060 --> 00:38:07.581
Waldo,

00:38:07.625 --> 00:38:10.407
can't you tell when a girl just
wants to have a drink with you?

00:38:10.450 --> 00:38:14.146
I might just tear you apart

00:38:14.189 --> 00:38:18.016
Oh, oh-oh

00:38:18.060 --> 00:38:20.060
I'm gonna catch you

00:38:20.103 --> 00:38:22.973
I'm gonna get you, get you

00:38:23.016 --> 00:38:24.929
Oh, oh, oh

00:38:24.973 --> 00:38:29.668
I wanna taste the way
that you bleed

00:38:29.712 --> 00:38:31.625
Oh, oh

00:38:31.668 --> 00:38:33.668
I said a drink.

00:38:33.712 --> 00:38:38.668
You're my kill of the night

00:38:38.712 --> 00:38:41.276
Three years in the woods.

00:38:41.320 --> 00:38:43.755
You haven't been
with anybody all that time?

00:38:46.668 --> 00:38:48.276
No.

00:38:51.886 --> 00:38:55.450
That's kind of hot, Waldo.

00:38:55.494 --> 00:39:00.103
Oh, oh-oh

00:39:00.146 --> 00:39:08.189
You're my kill of the night

00:39:13.799 --> 00:39:14.799
- Alastair.
- Ah.

00:39:14.842 --> 00:39:15.842
They're gonna arrest you.

00:39:15.886 --> 00:39:16.973
Those are news helicopters.

00:39:17.016 --> 00:39:19.146
LAPD's putting on a show.

00:39:19.189 --> 00:39:21.233
- Go put some clothes on.
- Don't be silly, love.

00:39:21.276 --> 00:39:25.016
The network will adore me
in this wardrobe.

00:39:25.060 --> 00:39:27.668
Anyway, if it's good enough
for Wacko Jacko,

00:39:27.712 --> 00:39:29.146
it's good enough for me.

00:39:29.189 --> 00:39:30.537
Beautiful.

00:39:30.581 --> 00:39:32.146
Tits and teeth.

00:39:32.189 --> 00:39:33.712
Fuck.

00:39:33.755 --> 00:39:35.537
- Hold your fire.
- Morning.

00:39:35.581 --> 00:39:36.668
Alastair Pinch,
you're under arrest

00:39:36.712 --> 00:39:38.146
for the murder of Monica Pinch.

00:39:38.189 --> 00:39:40.494
Come on, Pete.
Do we have to do it like this?

00:39:40.537 --> 00:39:42.233
Let him come in
and surrender himself.

00:39:42.276 --> 00:39:44.450
- Hands behind your back.
- Really? You're gonna cuff him?

00:39:44.494 --> 00:39:45.973
You can't do me a solid
for old times?

00:39:46.016 --> 00:39:47.625
Fuck you, old times.

00:39:47.668 --> 00:39:50.016
You made 10,000 good cops
look like the fucking Klan.

00:39:50.060 --> 00:39:52.103
Say goodbye to
your pretty house, huh, Olivier?

00:39:52.146 --> 00:39:53.363
Last time you're gonna see it.

00:39:53.407 --> 00:39:55.189
Daddy?

00:39:55.233 --> 00:39:57.581
Daddy's just going for
a sleepover.

00:39:57.625 --> 00:39:58.886
Be a good girl.
See you tomorrow.

00:39:58.929 --> 00:40:00.016
Come on. Let's go.

00:40:19.799 --> 00:40:22.712
Hey!

00:40:22.755 --> 00:40:27.233
Excuse me. Excuse me.

00:40:36.537 --> 00:40:37.842
Did he get bail?

00:40:37.886 --> 00:40:40.363
$20 million.

00:40:40.407 --> 00:40:42.537
Don't be silly.
We're paying the bail.

00:40:42.581 --> 00:40:43.755
It's only $20 million.
I'm insured for it.

00:40:43.799 --> 00:40:45.016
- I got to talk to you.
- Hold on.

00:40:45.060 --> 00:40:46.407
- I g...
- And that's the end of it.

00:40:46.450 --> 00:40:49.103
- So yeah.
- I spoke to my guy at LAPD.

00:40:49.146 --> 00:40:51.407
He's why they turned it
into a festival.

00:40:51.450 --> 00:40:53.363
You have to get rid of him.

00:40:53.407 --> 00:40:55.016
Look, I'm happy to quit.

00:40:55.060 --> 00:40:57.016
I don't want to make
this worse for anybody.

00:40:57.060 --> 00:40:59.016
Worse? You're making it better.

00:40:59.060 --> 00:41:00.581
Listen, does one of you guys
have the time?

00:41:00.625 --> 00:41:02.450
Apparently I have Charlie Sheen
in my office.

00:41:02.494 --> 00:41:04.363
How is he making it better?

00:41:04.407 --> 00:41:06.016
The bigger assholes
the cops are,

00:41:06.060 --> 00:41:08.060
the more sympathy
for our protagonist.

00:41:08.103 --> 00:41:10.276
Cheer up, Waldo.
You can't win them all.

00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:12.233
Yeah. Yeah. Be right there.

00:41:13.363 --> 00:41:14.973
Asshole.

00:41:37.799 --> 00:41:40.363
Jesus, Waldo.

00:41:40.407 --> 00:41:42.016
Oh, boy.

00:41:42.060 --> 00:41:43.625
You don't know me anymore,
you understand?

00:41:43.668 --> 00:41:46.016
- You're poison.
- Good to see you too, Freddie.

00:41:46.060 --> 00:41:47.712
You been to division yet?

00:41:47.755 --> 00:41:49.799
Unh-unh. Probably 20 guys
in that building

00:41:49.842 --> 00:41:51.276
like to knock my teeth out.

00:41:51.320 --> 00:41:53.189
Twenty?
A hundred!

00:41:53.233 --> 00:41:56.537
Twenty would like to
shoot them out with a bullet.

00:41:57.929 --> 00:42:00.276
I want the autopsy protocol
on Monica Pinch.

00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:02.103
All the slides, all the photos.

00:42:02.146 --> 00:42:05.146
Yeah, good luck with that.

00:42:05.189 --> 00:42:07.103
They indict, defense has
the right to everything.

00:42:07.146 --> 00:42:09.842
So you can deal with me

00:42:09.886 --> 00:42:11.537
or you can deal with
Fontella Davis,

00:42:11.581 --> 00:42:13.842
who's every bit the delight
she seems on TV

00:42:13.886 --> 00:42:16.537
and who, by the way,
never got you Laker tickets

00:42:16.581 --> 00:42:19.016
or lied to your wife
to cover for you.

00:42:21.625 --> 00:42:23.842
Charlie fucking Waldo.

00:42:23.886 --> 00:42:25.973
Jesus.

00:42:31.189 --> 00:42:33.755
Straight up, Freddy...
how'd you make this?

00:42:33.799 --> 00:42:35.973
Cerebral hemorrhage.
Severe blow in the right temple,

00:42:36.016 --> 00:42:37.189
second contusion
back of the head,

00:42:37.233 --> 00:42:38.755
probably from where she fell.

00:42:38.799 --> 00:42:40.581
Victim was found locked
in a house with a drunk

00:42:40.625 --> 00:42:42.016
with two assault convictions
in England.

00:42:42.060 --> 00:42:44.886
So I'm guessing suicide.

00:42:44.929 --> 00:42:46.668
And the alarm,
you know about that, right?

00:42:46.712 --> 00:42:48.581
Turns out the alarm company
has it being on

00:42:48.625 --> 00:42:50.189
since the previous night.

00:42:50.233 --> 00:42:51.842
Before or after time of death?

00:42:51.886 --> 00:42:53.363
Too close to call.

00:42:53.407 --> 00:42:56.842
Guy clobbered his wife
to death with a vase.

00:42:56.886 --> 00:42:58.537
That simple.

00:43:09.886 --> 00:43:11.189
Hello?

00:43:11.233 --> 00:43:13.363
I know who killed
Monica Pinch.

00:43:15.233 --> 00:43:16.799
Who is this?

00:43:16.842 --> 00:43:19.276
Meet me at that rock pile
you live at, Waldo.

00:43:19.320 --> 00:43:20.712
I'm not there. I'm in L.A.

00:43:20.755 --> 00:43:22.668
Your piece-of-shit trailer. Now.

00:43:22.712 --> 00:43:25.146
Nini, is that a croissant?
Give me one of those.

00:43:59.146 --> 00:44:02.450
Nini, check underneath there.

00:44:02.494 --> 00:44:04.625
Nothing? Anything?

00:44:04.668 --> 00:44:08.755
Open this shit up.

00:44:08.799 --> 00:44:11.581
This a Kindle?

00:44:11.625 --> 00:44:13.668
How you like it so far?

00:44:13.712 --> 00:44:17.712
I'm trying to decide
between this and the Nook.

00:44:17.755 --> 00:44:19.103
Nook's a little cheaper.

00:44:19.146 --> 00:44:21.581
I like the Kindle
for content.

00:44:21.625 --> 00:44:23.668
Content. Right.
How's their tech support?

00:44:23.712 --> 00:44:25.668
Keep looking.

00:44:25.712 --> 00:44:26.929
Pretty good.

00:44:26.973 --> 00:44:28.886
Out of 10,
what would you give it?

00:44:28.929 --> 00:44:31.320
- 8.
- 8. Fucking...

00:44:44.016 --> 00:44:45.363
I'm Don Q.

00:44:45.407 --> 00:44:49.103
You heard of me?

00:44:49.146 --> 00:44:51.103
This man is Nini.

00:44:51.146 --> 00:44:53.537
Do not fuck with this man.

00:44:53.581 --> 00:44:56.146
He was number-one ranked
Inuit light heavyweight.

00:44:56.189 --> 00:44:58.581
Nini, squeeze me.

00:44:58.625 --> 00:45:00.103
- Inuit?
- Yeah.

00:45:00.146 --> 00:45:02.363
Is that like Eskimo?

00:45:02.407 --> 00:45:07.973
No. No, see,

00:45:08.016 --> 00:45:11.189
Nini, here,
he's from Canada.

00:45:11.233 --> 00:45:12.929
You can say Eskimo in Alaska,

00:45:12.973 --> 00:45:15.668
but in Canada,
they prefer to be called Inuit.

00:45:15.712 --> 00:45:17.842
To them, Eskimo is
considered pejorative.

00:45:17.886 --> 00:45:20.320
You need to be careful
with chicken.

00:45:26.494 --> 00:45:28.929
- There he goes.
- Oh, wow.

00:45:30.886 --> 00:45:32.103
That was fucking good.

00:45:32.146 --> 00:45:33.450
Yeah, of course.

00:45:33.494 --> 00:45:35.755
That ain't the reason
for our visit.

00:45:35.799 --> 00:45:37.103
Where is it?

00:45:37.146 --> 00:45:38.842
Where is what?

00:45:39.581 --> 00:45:42.450
The mem that Lorena
left with you.

00:45:45.103 --> 00:45:48.103
Where is it, Waldo? Huh?

00:45:48.146 --> 00:45:50.189
I'm starting to think
you're not here

00:45:50.233 --> 00:45:52.363
to tell me who killed
Monica Pinch.

00:45:52.407 --> 00:45:54.973
So you are a detective.

00:45:55.016 --> 00:45:57.103
Where are all your possessions?

00:45:59.060 --> 00:46:00.973
I'm a minimalist.

00:46:01.016 --> 00:46:02.537
What's that,
like the... the artists

00:46:02.581 --> 00:46:05.320
with the white on white
and shit?

00:46:05.363 --> 00:46:09.320
It's more like a lifestyle.

00:46:09.363 --> 00:46:11.494
I only have 100 things.

00:46:14.886 --> 00:46:16.799
100 things.

00:46:16.842 --> 00:46:20.668
Well, 99 now.

00:46:20.712 --> 00:46:23.537
That's fucked up, bro, though.

00:46:23.581 --> 00:46:27.146
Especially if one of them
is mine.

00:46:27.189 --> 00:46:31.799
You got 24 hours,
and then I want my mem.

00:46:31.842 --> 00:46:33.320
What's a mem?

00:46:33.363 --> 00:46:35.886
Call my boy here
when you got it in hand.

00:46:35.929 --> 00:46:39.668
818-OH-NANOOK.

00:46:39.712 --> 00:46:42.233
The alternative...

00:46:44.060 --> 00:46:46.103
Maybe you end up like Lorena.

00:46:49.276 --> 00:46:50.450
Where is she?

00:46:50.494 --> 00:46:51.799
Nini, let's go.

00:46:51.842 --> 00:46:54.799
Hey, fuckface!

00:46:54.842 --> 00:46:56.755
I don't think
I look like a fuckface.

00:46:56.799 --> 00:46:58.668
If anything,
he looks like a fuckface.

00:46:58.712 --> 00:47:00.450
I mean, what does
a fuckface look like?

00:47:00.494 --> 00:47:01.494
I don't know.

00:47:16.320 --> 00:47:17.929
All right

00:47:20.625 --> 00:47:24.537
99 cents and no place to go

00:47:24.581 --> 00:47:28.929
Got to say I'm walking,
telling no one

00:47:28.973 --> 00:47:32.929
Gone out of tune
but you ain't got no life

00:47:32.973 --> 00:47:36.668
Don't ask me questions
'cause I ain't got the time

00:47:36.712 --> 00:47:40.407
Yeah, I'm up there

00:47:40.450 --> 00:47:43.276
I'm up there for you, babe

00:47:43.320 --> 00:47:44.886
This doesn't make sense.

00:47:44.929 --> 00:47:49.581
You can push them

00:47:49.625 --> 00:47:51.537
I'm up there for you, babe

00:47:51.581 --> 00:47:53.016
Back to 100.

00:48:07.016 --> 00:48:10.320
Yeah. That's right.

00:48:10.363 --> 00:48:13.668
I'm up there for you, babe

00:48:13.712 --> 00:48:16.016
Whoo

00:48:18.886 --> 00:48:21.233
Charlie Waldo.
This is what I want.

00:48:21.276 --> 00:48:24.016
One, everyone who was on
crime scene security.

00:48:24.060 --> 00:48:26.886
Two, all transport, medical,
and emergency personnel

00:48:26.929 --> 00:48:29.233
who had contact
with the victim and the suspect.

00:48:29.276 --> 00:48:30.973
Don't talk to him.
Nobody gives him anything.

00:48:31.016 --> 00:48:32.886
He's a rat.
Nothing to see here.

00:48:32.929 --> 00:48:34.494
Show's over.
Let's go back to work.

00:48:34.537 --> 00:48:36.103
All right.
How about first to respond?

00:48:36.146 --> 00:48:38.668
I'll start there.

00:48:38.712 --> 00:48:40.146
- Huh?
- Don't talk to him.

00:48:40.189 --> 00:48:42.189
Nobody talks to him.
He's not here, all right?

00:48:42.233 --> 00:48:44.668
You ignored him, understand?
Understood?

00:48:44.712 --> 00:48:46.189
You do what I say, not him.

00:48:46.233 --> 00:48:48.537
You.

00:48:48.581 --> 00:48:50.233
Officer...

00:48:50.276 --> 00:48:52.625
Anus?

00:48:52.668 --> 00:48:53.929
Annis.

00:48:53.973 --> 00:48:55.276
High school must have sucked.

00:48:55.320 --> 00:48:56.842
Do not speak to him, Annis.

00:48:56.886 --> 00:48:58.886
You were at the Pinch house?
You the first ones,

00:48:58.929 --> 00:49:00.625
- you and your partner?
- Annis...

00:49:00.668 --> 00:49:02.973
Do you know who
Fontella Davis is?

00:49:03.016 --> 00:49:04.625
- Ignore him.
- Do you want her

00:49:04.668 --> 00:49:05.799
on TV every night
making this case about you?

00:49:05.842 --> 00:49:07.842
- Show's over.
- When you arrived

00:49:07.886 --> 00:49:10.320
at the house,
was the door dead-bolted?

00:49:10.363 --> 00:49:12.189
You sure? It's frosted glass.

00:49:12.233 --> 00:49:14.581
You couldn't see him unlock it.
You heard it that clearly?

00:49:14.625 --> 00:49:15.799
The alarm was on.
We saw him disarm it.

00:49:15.842 --> 00:49:17.625
- What did I say?
- Yes, Anus,

00:49:17.668 --> 00:49:20.450
but the real killer could have
set the alarm on the way out

00:49:20.494 --> 00:49:22.189
- if the door wasn't dead-bolted.
- He's just talking in circles.

00:49:22.233 --> 00:49:23.494
What about
the murder weapon?

00:49:23.537 --> 00:49:24.668
It's all bullshit.

00:49:24.712 --> 00:49:26.363
The earthenware vase.

00:49:26.407 --> 00:49:28.103
It wasn't you that gathered up
all the pieces, was it?

00:49:28.146 --> 00:49:30.973
Do not fucking answer him,
all right?

00:49:31.016 --> 00:49:32.799
Yes, Waldo, he got all
the pieces of the murder weapon.

00:49:32.842 --> 00:49:34.625
- I supervised it myself.
- The earthenware vase.

00:49:34.668 --> 00:49:36.060
The earthenware vase.

00:49:36.103 --> 00:49:38.581
Only the earthenware vase
isn't the murder weapon.

00:49:38.625 --> 00:49:40.929
Not if Alastair Pinch
killed her.

00:49:40.973 --> 00:49:42.581
That thing's got to weigh
28 pounds.

00:49:42.625 --> 00:49:45.103
It came down
over the victim's right eye.

00:49:45.146 --> 00:49:47.233
You'd have to be pretty strong a
lefty to make a shot like that,

00:49:47.276 --> 00:49:48.668
not a drunken righty.

00:49:48.712 --> 00:49:50.103
Almost convincing.

00:49:50.146 --> 00:49:51.712
Pinch is a righty.
I've watched him pour.

00:49:51.755 --> 00:49:54.103
Officer Annis,
could I have a moment?

00:49:55.929 --> 00:49:58.016
You see that statue?

00:49:58.060 --> 00:49:59.755
That's a Regis Award
for acting in England.

00:49:59.799 --> 00:50:02.320
You ever seen it before?

00:50:02.363 --> 00:50:04.407
That's 'cause it's missing.
That's the murder weapon.

00:50:04.450 --> 00:50:06.450
- Oh, please. Time to go home.
- Three and a half pounds.

00:50:06.494 --> 00:50:08.842
The earthenware vase, the victim
hit that on the way down.

00:50:08.886 --> 00:50:10.712
- Annis.
- Hey, don't look at him.

00:50:10.755 --> 00:50:12.799
The department's gonna
let you get fucked on this.

00:50:12.842 --> 00:50:14.363
- Believe me, I know.
- That's it, Waldo.

00:50:14.407 --> 00:50:15.537
I'm gonna give you 10 seconds,
how about that?

00:50:15.581 --> 00:50:16.755
- 10 seconds?
- Yeah.

00:50:16.799 --> 00:50:18.233
- Perfect. That's all I need.
- 9.

00:50:18.276 --> 00:50:19.668
Annis, you don't want
to be the guy

00:50:19.712 --> 00:50:20.973
who puts away an innocent man,
believe me.

00:50:21.016 --> 00:50:22.668
- Let's... Come on.
- You may as well

00:50:22.712 --> 00:50:23.973
pull down your pants,
'cause you're gonna get fucked.

00:50:24.016 --> 00:50:25.581
- Come on.
- You're gonna get fucked, Annis.

00:50:25.625 --> 00:50:27.668
It sounded like he fumbled
with the dead-bolt...

00:50:27.712 --> 00:50:29.407
- What did I tell you?!
- He was still drunk.

00:50:29.450 --> 00:50:30.712
We couldn't tell for sure.

00:50:30.755 --> 00:50:33.016
Shut the fuck up, Anus.

00:50:33.060 --> 00:50:35.189
Nobody talks to this scum sack.

00:50:35.233 --> 00:50:37.407
This man is not a cop.
He is not one of us.

00:50:37.450 --> 00:50:39.016
He's a fucking rat.

00:50:39.060 --> 00:50:42.537
He's a person of interest
in a homicide investigation.

00:50:42.581 --> 00:50:44.929
For those of you
that don't know,

00:50:44.973 --> 00:50:49.842
the body of one adult female

00:50:49.886 --> 00:50:53.581
ID'd as Lorena Nascimento.

00:50:53.625 --> 00:50:56.233
Yeah, she borrowed
her husband's Porsche.

00:50:56.276 --> 00:50:58.363
She didn't tell you about him,
did she?

00:50:58.407 --> 00:51:00.060
We found it on fire
off the freeway,

00:51:00.103 --> 00:51:02.146
up by Magic Mountain.

00:51:02.189 --> 00:51:05.929
Fully engulfed, body inside.

00:51:05.973 --> 00:51:07.973
That item she gave you,

00:51:08.016 --> 00:51:09.929
that could put Don Q away
for so long

00:51:09.973 --> 00:51:13.233
you'll both die
of natural causes.

00:51:13.276 --> 00:51:16.581
Why don't you just
give it to me?

00:51:17.668 --> 00:51:19.276
I tried to warn you.

00:51:36.886 --> 00:51:38.363
What the fuck?

00:51:49.363 --> 00:51:53.450
Fuck you!

00:52:03.929 --> 00:52:05.668
Killed her!

00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:10.276
They fucking killed her!

00:52:33.712 --> 00:52:35.146
I, uh...

00:52:35.189 --> 00:52:37.363
I had my bike on this rack.

00:52:37.407 --> 00:52:39.668
I think I left my lock.

00:52:39.712 --> 00:52:41.973
Following me all day.

00:52:42.016 --> 00:52:43.842
Who the fuck are you?

00:52:43.886 --> 00:52:48.016
An attorney. I'm an attorney
specializing in personal injury.

00:52:48.060 --> 00:52:49.886
And if you do not unhand me,

00:52:49.929 --> 00:52:51.712
I will sue damages.

00:52:51.755 --> 00:52:53.929
Please?

00:52:53.973 --> 00:53:01.189
That's fine.

00:53:01.233 --> 00:53:02.842
You're a private eye?

00:53:02.886 --> 00:53:05.450
Yeah. I'm a private eye.

00:53:05.494 --> 00:53:07.189
Who the fuck are you?

00:53:07.233 --> 00:53:09.668
You, sir,
just committed a felony,

00:53:09.712 --> 00:53:11.668
presenting yourself as a PI
in the state of California

00:53:11.712 --> 00:53:14.668
when you are, in fact,
unlicensed.

00:53:14.712 --> 00:53:16.146
Now, I will level with you.

00:53:16.189 --> 00:53:19.668
I have a client
who cannot understand

00:53:19.712 --> 00:53:22.581
why you would associate yourself
with a murderer

00:53:22.625 --> 00:53:24.363
like Alastair Pinch.

00:53:33.842 --> 00:53:35.755
Beautiful watch.

00:53:43.363 --> 00:53:45.320
Who's the client?

00:53:45.363 --> 00:53:46.668
Listen.

00:53:46.712 --> 00:53:48.189
Asshole.

00:53:48.233 --> 00:53:51.712
I'm not gonna let you
wrestle me off this case.

00:53:51.755 --> 00:53:54.233
- No, no, Mr. Waldo.
- Let's just communicate.

00:53:54.276 --> 00:53:57.060
There has been no threat
from me, nor do I intend one.

00:53:57.103 --> 00:53:59.886
- I apologize.
- I am going to fucking kill you.

00:53:59.929 --> 00:54:02.668
No, sir, listen.
It is my hope and my client's

00:54:02.712 --> 00:54:06.450
that this pleasant, okay,
happenstantial meeting

00:54:06.494 --> 00:54:07.886
between the last two of us

00:54:07.929 --> 00:54:09.233
is the last time you and I
see each other.

00:54:09.276 --> 00:54:12.886
So with that in mind, excuse me.

00:54:12.929 --> 00:54:15.320
Sir, please.

00:54:16.537 --> 00:54:19.407
I'll take my things.

00:54:21.320 --> 00:54:25.016
You know, actually,
on second thought,

00:54:25.060 --> 00:54:30.060
neither one of these
are my bike.

00:54:30.103 --> 00:54:31.363
Good day.

00:54:42.973 --> 00:54:46.886
Yeah, thanks for the phone,
you fucking ambulance chaser.

00:54:51.450 --> 00:54:56.755
Warren Gomes, Esquire.

00:54:56.799 --> 00:54:58.668
Warren Gomes.

00:54:58.712 --> 00:55:01.103
The last call was to...

00:55:01.146 --> 00:55:08.276
Darius Jamshidi.

00:55:11.320 --> 00:55:13.799
Huh.

00:55:13.842 --> 00:55:18.625
Where do we live,
Darius Jamshidi?

00:55:28.407 --> 00:55:30.016
Jamshidi.

00:55:30.060 --> 00:55:32.016
You're not gonna wrestle me
off this case.

00:55:32.060 --> 00:55:33.799
Asshole.

00:55:33.842 --> 00:55:35.842
Fuck this.

00:56:46.407 --> 00:56:48.363
You ghosted me, Waldo.

00:57:16.625 --> 00:57:20.320
I'm looking for Darius Jamshidi!

00:57:29.146 --> 00:57:32.016
Come on. Who's gonna help me?

00:57:32.060 --> 00:57:35.016
You gonna help me?

00:57:35.060 --> 00:57:40.842
I spy with my little eye

00:57:40.886 --> 00:57:42.060
Darius Jamshidi.

00:57:45.016 --> 00:57:46.537
No?

00:57:46.581 --> 00:57:47.712
You look like a Darius.

00:57:47.755 --> 00:57:49.060
All right.
That's enough.

00:57:49.103 --> 00:57:50.146
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

00:57:50.189 --> 00:57:52.320
Oh, yeah? Really?

00:57:53.973 --> 00:57:55.973
Hey, hey, hey. Don't look at me.

00:57:56.016 --> 00:57:57.407
He attacked me.

00:57:57.450 --> 00:57:58.842
- I'm just...
- That's enough, friend.

00:57:58.886 --> 00:58:00.929
Okay, fellas,
it's two against one.

00:58:00.973 --> 00:58:04.755
Come on. Where's your sense
of sportsmanship?

00:58:06.450 --> 00:58:08.276
Stop!

00:58:08.320 --> 00:58:11.537
Be cool.

00:58:11.581 --> 00:58:13.973
He needs to take those handcuffs
off his belt

00:58:14.016 --> 00:58:18.189
and handcuff one of his wrists,
okay?

00:58:18.233 --> 00:58:20.842
- Tell him.
- Do it.

00:58:24.103 --> 00:58:25.450
Knee.

00:58:25.494 --> 00:58:28.668
Okay. Hey, hey, hey. Steady.

00:58:28.712 --> 00:58:32.320
Now, I have an idea, and I don't
want you to panic, okay?

00:58:32.363 --> 00:58:33.929
Just go with me.

00:58:37.581 --> 00:58:39.755
Okay.

00:58:39.799 --> 00:58:42.233
Whew.
All right.

00:58:42.276 --> 00:58:44.060
Now...

00:58:44.712 --> 00:58:47.103
...we're gonna take
a little walk.

00:58:47.146 --> 00:58:52.060
And you're gonna introduce me
to Mr. Jamshidi.

00:58:54.060 --> 00:58:56.973
All right. Let's go.
We're walking.

00:58:57.016 --> 00:58:59.712
How about him?

00:58:59.755 --> 00:59:01.668
Hm?

00:59:01.712 --> 00:59:03.494
Okay, him?

00:59:03.537 --> 00:59:04.625
Okay.

00:59:04.668 --> 00:59:07.320
How about him, huh?

00:59:07.363 --> 00:59:10.060
I'm Darius Jamshidi.

00:59:10.103 --> 00:59:13.494
The real police will be here
in a few minutes,

00:59:13.537 --> 00:59:17.276
but I'd be happy to
speak with you until then.

00:59:31.973 --> 00:59:35.407
I see you're trying to
buy a television network, huh?

00:59:39.189 --> 00:59:43.146
This ends with you walking out
that door in a few minutes.

00:59:43.189 --> 00:59:45.755
You sic Warren Gomes on me?

00:59:45.799 --> 00:59:47.842
I assume you sent those kids,
too.

00:59:47.886 --> 00:59:50.103
The Palisades Posse.

00:59:50.146 --> 00:59:51.886
Question is,

00:59:51.929 --> 00:59:55.016
why do you want me to stay away
from the Pinch case?

00:59:58.060 --> 01:00:00.189
- I don't know who you are.
- Have you met my wife?

01:00:00.233 --> 01:00:02.494
But you just ruined my benefit.

01:00:02.537 --> 01:00:05.363
And no doubt cost a very,
very important charity

01:00:05.407 --> 01:00:07.363
tens of thousands of dollars.

01:00:07.407 --> 01:00:09.276
Now, I want you to go release
those two men,

01:00:09.320 --> 01:00:11.363
and I want you to unlock
that one man's ear

01:00:11.407 --> 01:00:12.799
from the other man's backside.

01:00:12.842 --> 01:00:14.320
I'll do that.

01:00:14.363 --> 01:00:15.799
My husband will show you
to the tennis courts.

01:00:15.842 --> 01:00:19.233
You'll find those men there
and your chain.

01:00:19.276 --> 01:00:21.886
- Thank you.
- Asshole.

01:00:21.929 --> 01:00:23.755
She seems very nice.

01:00:23.799 --> 01:00:26.276
This has been delightful.

01:00:26.320 --> 01:00:29.712
The wall past the next house
backs out onto Mulholland.

01:00:29.755 --> 01:00:31.233
If you'd be so kind

01:00:31.276 --> 01:00:34.363
as to not cause any more drama
in the party.

01:00:34.407 --> 01:00:36.886
Tell me who Warren Gomes is.

01:00:36.929 --> 01:00:39.668
Gomes is dead.

01:00:39.712 --> 01:00:41.189
What are you talking about?

01:00:41.233 --> 01:00:42.973
I just spoke with the police.

01:00:43.016 --> 01:00:46.276
Someone shot him
just before you arrived.

01:00:46.320 --> 01:00:50.016
It wasn't you, per chance,
was it?

01:00:50.060 --> 01:00:53.581
Why don't you tell me
what he was doing for you?

01:00:53.625 --> 01:01:00.842
Warren Gomes has... had
a talent for special research,

01:01:00.886 --> 01:01:04.450
which allows my company
to make what it makes.

01:01:04.494 --> 01:01:05.973
Which is?

01:01:06.016 --> 01:01:08.189
Money.

01:01:08.233 --> 01:01:12.363
So Gomes was digging up dirt
to help you buy the network.

01:01:12.407 --> 01:01:15.060
Why do you want me to stay away
from Pinch?

01:01:19.233 --> 01:01:20.755
I believe that's for you.

01:01:44.494 --> 01:01:45.625
Waldo.

01:01:47.407 --> 01:01:48.929
Waldo.

01:02:08.320 --> 01:02:10.016
Alastair?

01:02:13.146 --> 01:02:14.842
Rosario?

01:02:17.755 --> 01:02:19.668
Alastair?

01:03:27.537 --> 01:03:29.973
Where's Alastair?

01:03:37.581 --> 01:03:39.146
Line.

01:03:39.189 --> 01:03:40.755
"I'll recuse myself
if I have to."

01:03:40.799 --> 01:03:42.103
- Shit.
- And cut.

01:03:42.146 --> 01:03:43.537
Excuse me.

01:03:43.581 --> 01:03:45.973
I must have been distracted
by your perfume.

01:03:48.060 --> 01:03:49.755
Things are getting
fucking strange,

01:03:49.799 --> 01:03:51.668
and I need your help.

01:03:51.712 --> 01:03:54.233
Darius Jamshidi.

01:03:54.276 --> 01:03:56.363
That name mean
anything to you?

01:03:56.407 --> 01:04:00.103
No, but Robert Blake
called last night

01:04:00.146 --> 01:04:03.842
and asked if I want
to play pinochle on Thursdays.

01:04:03.886 --> 01:04:06.929
You do realize that everyone
is sure you did this.

01:04:06.973 --> 01:04:08.407
The only thing giving me doubts

01:04:08.450 --> 01:04:10.233
it's that someone's
busting my horns.

01:04:10.276 --> 01:04:12.103
And me figuring out why

01:04:12.146 --> 01:04:13.973
is the only thing
standing between you

01:04:14.016 --> 01:04:15.276
and a life sentence.

01:04:15.320 --> 01:04:17.929
When I ask for help,
I don't know,

01:04:17.973 --> 01:04:20.103
maybe you should fucking help.

01:04:20.146 --> 01:04:23.103
Simmer down.
How could I be of service?

01:04:25.929 --> 01:04:28.929
Is there anything
you're not telling me?

01:04:28.973 --> 01:04:30.581
Like what?

01:04:30.625 --> 01:04:33.103
Like did you invite someone over
to your house that night?

01:04:33.146 --> 01:04:34.363
- No.
- You sure?

01:04:34.407 --> 01:04:36.103
- Absolutely.
- Could you invite someone

01:04:36.146 --> 01:04:37.842
over to the house
and not remember the next day?

01:04:37.886 --> 01:04:39.842
I've gotten married,
fathered children,

01:04:39.886 --> 01:04:43.755
and taken out mortgages
and not remembered the next day.

01:04:49.146 --> 01:04:51.060
When did you move
the furniture around?

01:04:51.103 --> 01:04:52.625
I told you, Monica was
a constant tinkerer.

01:04:52.668 --> 01:04:54.016
She was never finished...

01:04:54.060 --> 01:04:56.016
The night table
in my room doesn't fit.

01:04:56.060 --> 01:04:58.016
I'm thinking someone moved it
from your room

01:04:58.060 --> 01:04:59.668
and the one in your room
from the living room,

01:04:59.712 --> 01:05:01.712
probably on the night
of the murder

01:05:01.755 --> 01:05:04.060
unless you moved it since.

01:05:04.103 --> 01:05:06.973
I have not moved them since.
Piss off.

01:05:18.276 --> 01:05:22.494
What shall you do, Detective,

01:05:22.537 --> 01:05:26.625
if find that I did,
in fact, murder my wife?

01:05:26.668 --> 01:05:28.189
Will you stand for your client

01:05:28.233 --> 01:05:29.668
or... or for truth and justice,

01:05:29.712 --> 01:05:32.842
like the incorruptible
Charlie Waldo of yore?

01:05:38.407 --> 01:05:41.973
You stick with truth
and justice, Waldo.

01:05:42.016 --> 01:05:45.103
If I've killed
my little girl's mother,

01:05:45.146 --> 01:05:48.712
I'll take what's coming to me
and call it even.

01:05:52.537 --> 01:05:53.755
Daddy!

01:05:53.799 --> 01:05:57.103
Ah! There's my darling.

01:05:57.146 --> 01:05:58.973
I know all of my lines
for the play.

01:05:59.016 --> 01:06:01.886
I can't wait to see
your Rumpelstiltskin.

01:06:01.929 --> 01:06:03.276
Come, now.

01:06:03.320 --> 01:06:05.842
Today I brew, tomorrow I bake.

01:06:05.886 --> 01:06:09.103
And then the prince child
I'll take!

01:06:15.450 --> 01:06:16.625
You sound like a maniac.

01:06:16.668 --> 01:06:19.016
Hey, you sober enough to drive?

01:06:19.060 --> 01:06:20.842
I suppose so. Why?

01:06:20.886 --> 01:06:22.537
I'll meet you at your house.

01:06:22.581 --> 01:06:24.320
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.

01:06:24.363 --> 01:06:26.668
Just lock the door
and don't answer it.

01:06:28.973 --> 01:06:31.407
Hey! Fuckhead!

01:06:31.450 --> 01:06:33.363
Tell me about Lorena.

01:06:33.407 --> 01:06:35.450
Fuck you.

01:06:35.494 --> 01:06:36.842
How about you tell me
about my mem?

01:06:36.886 --> 01:06:39.146
I don't even know
what a fucking mem is!

01:06:39.189 --> 01:06:40.755
Tell me about my mem.

01:06:40.799 --> 01:06:42.233
Who are you people?!

01:06:42.276 --> 01:06:45.320
Cool your jets now.

01:06:45.363 --> 01:06:48.103
I think you're prevaricating,
Waldo.

01:06:48.146 --> 01:06:50.016
She says she gave it to you.

01:06:50.060 --> 01:06:52.625
Last words the bitch ever said,
so I'm inclined to believe her.

01:06:52.668 --> 01:06:54.189
You know she was still alive

01:06:54.233 --> 01:06:55.712
when I poured the gasoline
on her?

01:06:57.668 --> 01:06:58.799
Fucking kill you!

01:06:58.842 --> 01:07:00.407
Fuck!

01:07:00.450 --> 01:07:03.189
You dirty motherfucker.

01:07:08.799 --> 01:07:10.103
Waldo.

01:07:10.146 --> 01:07:11.450
Lorena.

01:07:11.494 --> 01:07:15.668
Waldo, you've just had
a concussion.

01:07:15.712 --> 01:07:18.233
Okay, can you focus?

01:07:20.060 --> 01:07:21.276
Yeah.

01:07:21.320 --> 01:07:22.537
The school nurse went home.

01:07:22.581 --> 01:07:24.189
I said I'd take care of you.

01:07:26.625 --> 01:07:28.016
Fuck, is it...

01:07:28.060 --> 01:07:30.233
No, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't confuse you.

01:07:30.276 --> 01:07:32.320
It's 4:30 in the afternoon.

01:07:32.363 --> 01:07:34.276
You've just had a concussion,
and...

01:07:35.842 --> 01:07:37.799
Okay, just go really slowly.

01:07:37.842 --> 01:07:40.668
I'll drop you off at Alastair's.

01:07:44.668 --> 01:07:46.450
Lot of traffic.

01:07:46.494 --> 01:07:48.233
Thanks for taking me home.

01:07:50.016 --> 01:07:52.103
I might have a better idea.

01:07:55.407 --> 01:07:57.799
Do you trust me?

01:07:57.842 --> 01:08:00.103
Why should I trust you?

01:08:00.146 --> 01:08:01.886
Because you'll like it.

01:08:17.016 --> 01:08:20.668
Na-na-na-na

01:08:20.712 --> 01:08:24.276
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na

01:08:24.320 --> 01:08:25.929
Heard the news

01:08:25.973 --> 01:08:27.929
It's going 'round

01:08:27.973 --> 01:08:29.625
I need you, baby

01:08:29.668 --> 01:08:31.450
I need you now

01:08:31.494 --> 01:08:33.407
You got me going

01:08:33.450 --> 01:08:35.233
You got me good

01:08:35.276 --> 01:08:39.886
You got me begging like
a good man should, all right

01:08:39.929 --> 01:08:43.103
So let's get down tonight

01:08:43.146 --> 01:08:52.363
Let's get on down tonight

01:08:52.407 --> 01:08:54.929
All right

01:09:08.276 --> 01:09:09.973
I want you, baby

01:09:10.016 --> 01:09:11.886
Oh-ooh

01:09:11.929 --> 01:09:15.363
I want you crazy
like a good man should

01:09:15.407 --> 01:09:17.450
So listen, baby

01:09:17.494 --> 01:09:19.233
You got to choose

01:09:19.276 --> 01:09:24.363
You and me, we got nothing
to lose, all right

01:09:24.407 --> 01:09:29.320
Let's get on down tonight,
all right

01:09:51.668 --> 01:09:55.625
All right.
Well, this is me.

01:09:55.668 --> 01:09:57.016
Have a nice day.

01:09:57.060 --> 01:09:58.276
You too.

01:09:58.320 --> 01:10:02.407
Doing whatever it is
that you do.

01:10:02.450 --> 01:10:03.842
I'm late.

01:10:03.886 --> 01:10:05.755
I'm gonna call you.

01:10:05.799 --> 01:10:07.537
I know you will.

01:10:07.581 --> 01:10:10.799
Mr. Lion, did you find
my invitation?

01:10:10.842 --> 01:10:13.842
What are you gonna do?

01:10:13.886 --> 01:10:15.060
About what?

01:10:15.103 --> 01:10:17.363
Your mane is gone.

01:10:17.407 --> 01:10:18.712
Can I tell you a secret?

01:10:18.755 --> 01:10:19.799
Yes.

01:10:19.842 --> 01:10:22.668
It was stolen by a princess.

01:10:22.712 --> 01:10:24.929
I will get back for you, okay?

01:10:24.973 --> 01:10:26.494
- Will you?
- Mm-hmm.

01:10:26.537 --> 01:10:28.842
Thank you.

01:10:28.886 --> 01:10:30.537
You have a good day.

01:10:30.581 --> 01:10:32.233
I will.

01:11:09.581 --> 01:11:11.016
Yes!

01:11:11.060 --> 01:11:12.755
Fuckin' yes!

01:11:14.755 --> 01:11:17.712
Fuckin' yes!
Yes!

01:11:17.755 --> 01:11:19.668
Yes!

01:11:20.886 --> 01:11:23.581
Yeah, yeah

01:11:23.625 --> 01:11:26.494
Yeah, yeah, yeah

01:11:26.537 --> 01:11:28.494
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh

01:11:34.581 --> 01:11:37.407
Mem.
Memory stick.

01:11:56.625 --> 01:12:00.450
Nini.
It's your old friend Waldo.

01:12:01.060 --> 01:12:02.668
What, cat got your tongue?

01:12:04.103 --> 01:12:06.103
Tell your boss
he can have his mem.

01:12:06.146 --> 01:12:10.407
Meet me tomorrow...
Wilshire and Catalina, 2:00.

01:12:10.450 --> 01:12:13.842
We go our own way

01:12:15.886 --> 01:12:19.233
Brush every morning,
I brush every night

01:12:19.276 --> 01:12:22.363
My motherfuckin' teeth
is hella fuckin' white

01:12:22.407 --> 01:12:25.625
Teeth can be shiny,
teeth can be gold

01:12:25.668 --> 01:12:28.581
You fuck with my teeth, bitch,
you ain't never growin' old

01:12:28.625 --> 01:12:32.668
Young man, could I ask you
to use your earphones, please?

01:12:32.712 --> 01:12:34.581
I mean, those are the rules.

01:12:35.842 --> 01:12:37.929
Brush every...

01:12:37.973 --> 01:12:40.233
Excuse me.
Who's that you're listening to?

01:12:40.276 --> 01:12:41.842
Oh.
Swag Doggg.

01:12:41.886 --> 01:12:42.929
Swag Doggg?

01:12:42.973 --> 01:12:43.973
Yeah.

01:12:44.016 --> 01:12:46.060
All right.
Thank you.

01:12:53.494 --> 01:12:56.060
We got to talk about it.
It's all over social media.

01:12:56.103 --> 01:12:58.146
But you're the first
hip-hop artist we've seen

01:12:58.189 --> 01:13:00.276
spell his name D-O-G-G-G.

01:13:00.320 --> 01:13:02.189
What's that about?

01:13:02.233 --> 01:13:05.276
Well, you know that third G
is for the big homie... God.

01:13:05.320 --> 01:13:07.320
- Uh-huh.
- Oh God, baby.

01:13:07.363 --> 01:13:09.581
Immaculate conception.
You feel me?

01:13:09.625 --> 01:13:11.537
Immaculate concept
that pink purse

01:13:11.581 --> 01:13:13.407
- from around your neck.
- It's a Bottega.

01:13:13.450 --> 01:13:15.016
That is a purse.

01:13:17.450 --> 01:13:18.712
- I brush every...
- Morning!

01:13:18.755 --> 01:13:20.450
- I brush every...
- Night!

01:13:20.494 --> 01:13:22.016
I brush and I brush
till my teeth, they're...

01:13:22.060 --> 01:13:25.276
- White!
- Aah!

01:13:25.320 --> 01:13:26.625
Lil Doggg.

01:13:26.668 --> 01:13:28.799
Hey, buddy.

01:13:28.842 --> 01:13:31.233
Earphones.
It's rules.

01:13:31.276 --> 01:13:33.060
Sorry.

01:13:42.189 --> 01:13:43.668
Hello?

01:13:43.712 --> 01:13:45.494
Waldo?

01:13:47.103 --> 01:13:49.581
Nice of you to call.

01:13:49.625 --> 01:13:50.842
Where the hell are you?

01:13:50.886 --> 01:13:53.755
I can't say.
Listen.

01:13:53.799 --> 01:13:56.625
There's a guy who's gonna
reach out to you hasn't already.

01:13:56.668 --> 01:13:58.494
Oh, he has.

01:13:58.537 --> 01:14:00.320
He's for real.
Don't mess around.

01:14:00.363 --> 01:14:01.973
I know.
Everyone thinks he killed you.

01:14:02.016 --> 01:14:04.712
He can't if he can't find me.

01:14:10.146 --> 01:14:12.016
Hi.

01:14:12.060 --> 01:14:14.973
I'm writing a piece for Esquire
on the new face of hip-hop.

01:14:15.016 --> 01:14:16.625
Hey.
Hey, hey, hey.

01:14:16.668 --> 01:14:17.886
Sir, are you okay?

01:14:19.060 --> 01:14:21.060
- It's okay.
- It's all right.

01:14:21.103 --> 01:14:22.276
Could I have that, please?

01:14:24.146 --> 01:14:27.320
Back up, Nini.
It's all right. I got this.

01:14:28.320 --> 01:14:29.668
It's pretty fucking bold of you

01:14:29.712 --> 01:14:31.712
to be disrespecting me
like that,

01:14:31.755 --> 01:14:34.973
especially in light
of Lorena's final hours.

01:14:35.016 --> 01:14:38.233
You should've seen her fuckin'
eyes when I lit that match, bro.

01:14:38.276 --> 01:14:40.189
She was crying,
snot coming down her nose...

01:14:40.233 --> 01:14:42.537
I just talked to her.

01:14:42.581 --> 01:14:43.625
Now.

01:14:44.973 --> 01:14:46.668
So why don't we cut the bullshit
and you tell me

01:14:46.712 --> 01:14:50.320
why Lorena was messing with you
in the first place.

01:14:51.973 --> 01:14:53.668
Hey, if you don't want
that flash drive,

01:14:53.712 --> 01:14:56.103
I could always give it
to the police.

01:14:56.712 --> 01:14:58.668
Go get yourself
an ice cream cone.

01:14:58.712 --> 01:15:00.363
Get yourself
an ice cream cone.

01:15:00.407 --> 01:15:03.712
Strawberry.
Like your shirt.

01:15:04.755 --> 01:15:06.842
Come on. Relax.
Relax.

01:15:06.886 --> 01:15:08.537
You're so tense.

01:15:08.581 --> 01:15:11.103
Everything all right?
No problems at home?

01:15:11.146 --> 01:15:13.233
I just want you to know
you can talk to me, all right?

01:15:13.276 --> 01:15:15.450
About anything.

01:15:15.494 --> 01:15:18.103
Lorena was working for me,
all right?

01:15:19.450 --> 01:15:20.886
Not what you think.

01:15:20.929 --> 01:15:22.842
Marital surveillance
on behalf of my sister,

01:15:22.886 --> 01:15:25.276
watching my lazy-ass
brother-in-law.

01:15:25.799 --> 01:15:28.712
Lorena comes to see me at this
chop shop I use as an office.

01:15:28.755 --> 01:15:31.320
She sees my mem sitting there.
The bitch palms it.

01:15:31.363 --> 01:15:33.363
She walks out the office
like it's nothing.

01:15:33.407 --> 01:15:34.973
Calls me later
saying it's collateral

01:15:35.016 --> 01:15:37.146
on what she claims
I already owe her.

01:15:37.189 --> 01:15:40.233
All right. Look.
I think I got this.

01:15:40.712 --> 01:15:43.276
- You open to a suggestion?
- What you got?

01:15:43.320 --> 01:15:45.276
All right.
I give you the mem.

01:15:45.320 --> 01:15:47.276
You let Lorena come back to L.A.

01:15:47.320 --> 01:15:49.320
We whack up the rest
in small-claims.

01:15:49.363 --> 01:15:50.320
- Yeah?
- Simple.

01:15:50.363 --> 01:15:51.929
It's so simple.

01:15:51.973 --> 01:15:53.842
I can't believe I didn't
fuckin' think of that before.

01:15:53.886 --> 01:15:55.363
What are you, fuckin' nuts?

01:15:55.407 --> 01:15:57.233
I got a reputation to uphold,
Waldo.

01:15:57.276 --> 01:15:59.668
- Are you aware of that...
- Assbags against the wall.

01:15:59.712 --> 01:16:02.146
- Motherfucker!
- Jesus Christ.

01:16:02.189 --> 01:16:04.668
If you're looking for Jim's
flash drive, you're out of luck.

01:16:04.712 --> 01:16:06.755
- I didn't bring it.
- What'd you just say, Waldo?

01:16:06.799 --> 01:16:07.799
Sorry.

01:16:07.842 --> 01:16:09.363
You got a permit for this?

01:16:09.407 --> 01:16:10.363
- No.
- Nah.

01:16:10.407 --> 01:16:12.146
I am arresting both of you

01:16:12.189 --> 01:16:14.755
for the murder
of Lorena Nascimento.

01:16:16.929 --> 01:16:19.103
You want to read your boy here
the 6:00 news or what?

01:16:19.146 --> 01:16:21.668
Lorena's alive.
I just talked to her.

01:16:21.712 --> 01:16:22.842
- What?
- Yeah.

01:16:22.886 --> 01:16:24.625
- Yeah.
- Fuck!

01:16:24.668 --> 01:16:26.363
Well, who was in her car, then?

01:16:26.407 --> 01:16:28.842
I say you both suck
at your jobs.

01:16:28.886 --> 01:16:30.973
Cuppy was never gonna book us
anyway.

01:16:31.016 --> 01:16:33.363
Just another play to squeeze me.
Ain't that right, Cuppy?

01:16:33.407 --> 01:16:35.189
You know I'm the only one
in town who doesn't grease

01:16:35.233 --> 01:16:37.060
this motherfuckin'
cocksuckin' motherfucker?

01:16:37.103 --> 01:16:38.712
- Little man...
- Whoa.

01:16:38.755 --> 01:16:41.233
...you... you'd better
watch your mouth

01:16:41.276 --> 01:16:44.929
on days that you're followed
around by that douchebag Eskimo.

01:16:44.973 --> 01:16:46.625
What?

01:16:46.668 --> 01:16:49.407
What the...

01:16:49.450 --> 01:16:52.755
He's an Inuit,
you fuckin' philistine.

01:16:52.799 --> 01:16:54.016
Let's go.

01:16:54.060 --> 01:16:56.103
You got another 24 hours, Waldo.

01:16:56.146 --> 01:16:57.886
Okay.

01:16:57.929 --> 01:17:01.146
Come on.
Let's get you up, Cuppy.

01:17:01.189 --> 01:17:03.103
Oh.

01:17:04.189 --> 01:17:05.668
Hi.

01:17:05.712 --> 01:17:07.581
Do you have a school directory
I can look at

01:17:07.625 --> 01:17:11.060
with the names of the students
in each class and their parents?

01:17:11.103 --> 01:17:13.016
It's for Jayne White.

01:17:19.146 --> 01:17:21.712
Thank you.

01:17:27.060 --> 01:17:29.494
Swag Doggg.

01:17:31.755 --> 01:17:33.712
Jamshidi.

01:17:33.755 --> 01:17:35.450
Listen. I'm on to something.

01:17:35.494 --> 01:17:37.581
What do you know about
Darius Jamshidi and Swag Doggg?

01:17:37.625 --> 01:17:40.189
Are those animated characters?

01:17:40.233 --> 01:17:42.537
They both wanted me to stay
the hell away from your case.

01:17:42.581 --> 01:17:44.537
I went to the school today
and checked the directory.

01:17:44.581 --> 01:17:46.189
They're parents...

01:17:46.233 --> 01:17:48.581
They're parents
in your daughter's class.

01:17:48.625 --> 01:17:50.668
Now, I'm thinking that Monica
could've been into something

01:17:50.712 --> 01:17:51.973
with these other parents

01:17:52.016 --> 01:17:53.842
and one or more of them
wanted her dead.

01:17:53.886 --> 01:17:56.363
Question is, though, what the
fuck is going on in that class?

01:17:56.407 --> 01:17:58.668
Oh, who knows?
Show-and-tell.

01:17:58.712 --> 01:18:00.233
Finger painting. I don't know.

01:18:00.276 --> 01:18:02.060
- Hey! Princess!
- What?

01:18:02.103 --> 01:18:04.189
I'm trying to save your life.
You want to cut the self-pity?

01:18:04.233 --> 01:18:05.842
- Self-pity?
- Look.

01:18:05.886 --> 01:18:08.625
You got a terrific little girl
who already lost her mom.

01:18:08.668 --> 01:18:10.016
Does she have to lose a dad?

01:18:10.060 --> 01:18:11.668
Nobody talks to me that way.

01:18:11.712 --> 01:18:13.581
- And do you know why?
- 'Cause they need the money.

01:18:13.625 --> 01:18:15.494
No, because they know they'll
get a damn good drubbing.

01:18:15.537 --> 01:18:17.103
Put 'em up.
Come on. Your turn, love.

01:18:17.146 --> 01:18:18.276
You'll get a real fight.

01:18:18.320 --> 01:18:19.494
I'm not doing this.

01:18:19.537 --> 01:18:20.973
- Come on.
- I'm not doing this.

01:18:21.016 --> 01:18:22.799
- Alastair, you're too drunk!
- Slippery joker.

01:18:22.842 --> 01:18:24.407
- Alastair...
- Hold still, will you?

01:18:24.450 --> 01:18:26.712
It's not even a fair fight!
You're twice my age!

01:18:26.755 --> 01:18:30.668
Okay. Look. I'm a pacifist,
and I refuse to get involved.

01:18:30.712 --> 01:18:32.103
J...

01:18:32.146 --> 01:18:34.581
Alastair?

01:18:34.625 --> 01:18:36.320
Well earned, sir.

01:18:36.363 --> 01:18:37.929
Have you had enough?

01:18:37.973 --> 01:18:39.407
I've had enough.

01:18:39.450 --> 01:18:41.973
Let's you and I have a drink.
Help me up.

01:18:43.755 --> 01:18:45.537
Oh, you've trimmed the hedges.
Handsome devil.

01:18:47.842 --> 01:18:50.450
You remember
having mates, don't you, Waldo?

01:18:50.494 --> 01:18:52.407
Not like you.

01:18:52.929 --> 01:18:54.146
There you go.

01:18:54.189 --> 01:18:56.103
You were right, of course.

01:18:56.146 --> 01:18:58.755
I am shit-faced.

01:18:58.799 --> 01:19:00.276
More than usual.

01:19:00.320 --> 01:19:02.103
Chin-chin.

01:19:02.146 --> 01:19:06.146
You know what you should have
done when your young man died?

01:19:06.189 --> 01:19:09.842
You should have gone on
an epic two-week pub crawl,

01:19:09.886 --> 01:19:12.886
gotten it all out
of your system.

01:19:14.625 --> 01:19:16.755
To self-pity.
Hm.

01:19:16.799 --> 01:19:20.363
That was a powerful observation
coming from the master.

01:19:20.407 --> 01:19:25.060
You and I are two sides
of the same coin, aren't we?

01:19:25.103 --> 01:19:27.625
And now, here you are,
back among the living

01:19:27.668 --> 01:19:29.625
in a way you weren't
just a week ago.

01:19:29.668 --> 01:19:30.842
Mm.

01:19:30.886 --> 01:19:32.668
- Oh, you see a difference?
- Mm!

01:19:32.712 --> 01:19:35.320
All the difference in the world.

01:19:35.363 --> 01:19:38.146
Dicking refuckulous the way
you confronted me out there.

01:19:38.189 --> 01:19:41.537
You didn't have that in you when
you first shuffled onto my set

01:19:41.581 --> 01:19:44.625
with that rat's nest of a beard
and those dead eyes.

01:19:44.668 --> 01:19:47.060
You've been brought back
to life, mate,

01:19:47.103 --> 01:19:49.668
like so many of us...

01:19:49.712 --> 01:19:53.103
by singular carnal charms.

01:19:57.712 --> 01:20:00.581
Is Jayne keeping the baby?

01:20:00.625 --> 01:20:02.886
I think about her all the time.

01:20:02.929 --> 01:20:04.581
But I haven't thought it right
to telephone,

01:20:04.625 --> 01:20:06.494
given the circumstances.

01:20:06.537 --> 01:20:10.581
And I was such a cad,
especially after she told me.

01:20:11.189 --> 01:20:14.233
But I was married, after all,
and what was I to do?

01:20:14.276 --> 01:20:18.625
And then after the business
with my sweet Monica...

01:20:18.668 --> 01:20:21.016
I'm tired, Waldo.

01:20:23.407 --> 01:20:27.320
Fearing that you may not be
as good as others believe.

01:20:27.363 --> 01:20:28.755
It's common to all men.

01:20:30.060 --> 01:20:34.973
But fearing that deep down
you may be a monster...

01:20:36.146 --> 01:20:39.016
...that's a whole different
flavor of hell.

01:20:55.407 --> 01:20:57.276
Ladies and gentlemen,

01:20:57.320 --> 01:20:59.146
we are about to begin.

01:20:59.189 --> 01:21:01.494
Please find your seats.

01:21:11.712 --> 01:21:13.537
Hey.

01:21:14.450 --> 01:21:15.755
Hey.

01:21:17.363 --> 01:21:19.581
You should have told me
about you and Alastair.

01:21:20.233 --> 01:21:23.276
There's nothing to tell.
He's a kindergarten dad.

01:21:29.973 --> 01:21:32.189
Don't worry. It's not Alastair.
It's me.

01:21:33.537 --> 01:21:35.060
I found this burner
in his house.

01:21:35.103 --> 01:21:37.189
On the night his wife died,
he texted back and forth

01:21:37.233 --> 01:21:39.668
with someone, inviting her over.

01:21:39.712 --> 01:21:43.537
Someone... who said
she'd be right there.

01:21:45.320 --> 01:21:47.494
Come on.

01:21:47.537 --> 01:21:48.842
Let's talk.

01:21:54.712 --> 01:21:57.060
Did you have a thing
with Swag Doggg too?

01:21:58.103 --> 01:21:59.625
Yes.

01:22:00.189 --> 01:22:03.103
And that crazy rich guy
Jamshidi?

01:22:06.146 --> 01:22:07.842
You know,
I've been getting beaten up

01:22:07.886 --> 01:22:10.842
and threatened all week
because of you.

01:22:10.886 --> 01:22:12.537
It had nothing to do
with Monica Pinch.

01:22:12.581 --> 01:22:14.016
It was a bunch of rich guys

01:22:14.060 --> 01:22:16.060
that didn't want their affairs
with you exposed.

01:22:16.103 --> 01:22:17.973
What do you want, Waldo?

01:22:18.016 --> 01:22:21.581
I'm a thrill-seeker, and I'm
teaching fucking kindergarten.

01:22:21.625 --> 01:22:24.016
And what could be a bigger rush
than sleeping with the detective

01:22:24.060 --> 01:22:26.625
investigating a death
you're involved in?

01:22:27.189 --> 01:22:28.973
It wasn't just that.

01:22:30.060 --> 01:22:32.276
I really felt something.

01:22:35.842 --> 01:22:37.842
Start from the beginning.

01:22:37.886 --> 01:22:39.581
And no bullshit.

01:22:42.668 --> 01:22:45.581
I was hoping that he would leave
his wife.

01:22:45.625 --> 01:22:48.712
But he was an asshole,
and he kept talking about

01:22:48.755 --> 01:22:52.494
how she wanted him to move back
to England with her.

01:22:52.537 --> 01:22:56.407
Like, he didn't give a shit
about what I was telling him.

01:22:56.450 --> 01:23:00.103
And after that,
total radio silence.

01:23:00.146 --> 01:23:04.668
But I kept texting him,
which was... probably stupid.

01:23:05.712 --> 01:23:08.668
And then one night, he...
he messaged me back

01:23:08.712 --> 01:23:11.016
saying that...
that Monica was out of the house

01:23:11.060 --> 01:23:13.320
and I should come over
and we could talk about us.

01:23:13.363 --> 01:23:15.799
And before I can even ring
the bell,

01:23:15.842 --> 01:23:19.494
Monica opens the door
and tells me to come inside.

01:23:19.537 --> 01:23:20.973
She's holding his phone.

01:23:21.016 --> 01:23:23.407
She's the one who messaged me
to come over.

01:23:23.450 --> 01:23:28.363
She tells me Alastair's
passed out in the study and...

01:23:28.407 --> 01:23:31.189
she wanted to see who it was.

01:23:31.233 --> 01:23:33.407
When she found out
it was her daughter's teacher,

01:23:33.450 --> 01:23:35.973
she got pretty unhinged.

01:23:36.537 --> 01:23:38.886
Kept talking about...

01:23:39.886 --> 01:23:43.929
...how L.A. was this evil city
and...

01:23:43.973 --> 01:23:46.799
what a mistake it was
coming to L.A.

01:23:47.842 --> 01:23:51.799
I was scared
she was gonna get violent, so...

01:23:51.842 --> 01:23:53.233
I just ran out of there.

01:23:53.276 --> 01:23:54.320
I drove away.

01:23:55.755 --> 01:23:57.407
And then...

01:23:58.929 --> 01:24:02.450
...the next day,
I heard Monica was dead.

01:24:02.973 --> 01:24:06.060
And I tried reaching out
to Alastair,

01:24:06.103 --> 01:24:09.625
but... he was even more
of an asshole.

01:24:09.668 --> 01:24:11.799
He wouldn't talk to me,

01:24:11.842 --> 01:24:14.581
not even when he was
dropping Gaby off.

01:24:16.060 --> 01:24:17.929
So...

01:24:18.799 --> 01:24:22.668
Well, when the... when the chips
started falling on him...

01:24:26.668 --> 01:24:29.016
...I just let them fall.

01:24:32.712 --> 01:24:35.929
And you're pregnant?

01:24:35.973 --> 01:24:37.189
Alastair's?

01:24:42.233 --> 01:24:45.320
Jayne?
We're about to start.

01:24:46.320 --> 01:24:47.668
Yeah.

01:24:48.450 --> 01:24:49.929
Be right there.

01:24:49.973 --> 01:24:52.450
Can we pick this up later?

01:24:53.929 --> 01:24:56.625
After the play and lawyers.

01:25:01.233 --> 01:25:04.450
There's her necklace
and her ring.

01:25:04.494 --> 01:25:08.233
Next I'll take the child
as the king!

01:25:08.276 --> 01:25:10.276
Today I brew.

01:25:10.320 --> 01:25:12.450
Tomorrow I bake.

01:25:12.494 --> 01:25:16.712
And then the prince child
I'll take!

01:25:16.755 --> 01:25:19.668
For no one knows
my little game,

01:25:19.712 --> 01:25:22.494
and Rumpelstiltskin is my name!

01:25:23.625 --> 01:25:26.276
To guess my name?

01:25:26.320 --> 01:25:30.494
She'll never guess!

01:25:39.450 --> 01:25:41.363
Jayne?

01:26:22.842 --> 01:26:24.929
That girl from "Louisiana Law."

01:26:24.973 --> 01:26:26.973
What's her name? Yeah.
I need you to call her agent.

01:26:27.016 --> 01:26:28.625
I mean, is she pregnant
or is it...

01:26:28.668 --> 01:26:30.842
I don't know. She's unhappy?
'Cause it's weird.

01:26:30.886 --> 01:26:32.581
I mean,
I don't know if she changed

01:26:32.625 --> 01:26:35.407
what she's eating, but...

01:26:35.450 --> 01:26:37.103
You tell me.

01:26:37.146 --> 01:26:38.799
But they're feeding her
something very, very strange,

01:26:38.842 --> 01:26:40.886
'cause I have never seen a shape
quite like that.

01:26:41.712 --> 01:26:43.060
Waddling through the lot.

01:26:43.103 --> 01:26:44.799
And I-I was like,

01:26:44.842 --> 01:26:48.233
"It's not gonna work.
I don't want to look at that."

01:26:48.886 --> 01:26:50.276
All right.
Well, you tell him.

01:26:50.320 --> 01:26:51.450
All right. Bye.

01:26:51.494 --> 01:26:52.494
Mr. Waldo!

01:26:52.537 --> 01:26:54.189
Mr. Sikorsky.

01:26:54.233 --> 01:26:57.233
Apologies for the interruption,
but I made some progress.

01:26:57.276 --> 01:26:59.668
Oh, you did?
Fantastic.

01:26:59.712 --> 01:27:00.668
What is that?

01:27:00.712 --> 01:27:02.450
That, my friend, is signed

01:27:02.494 --> 01:27:05.494
by every quarterback
who ever won two Super Bowls.

01:27:05.537 --> 01:27:06.668
May I?

01:27:06.712 --> 01:27:08.320
Please.
Be my guest.

01:27:08.363 --> 01:27:11.276
May I also say it is so good
to see your baby face

01:27:11.320 --> 01:27:13.189
peeking out
where once a dead animal lay.

01:27:13.233 --> 01:27:15.320
And just when you thought I
couldn't get any more handsome.

01:27:15.363 --> 01:27:19.494
I have a run-through, but, um...
fuck 'em.

01:27:19.537 --> 01:27:21.668
I want to hear this.
Shoot.

01:27:21.712 --> 01:27:24.016
It's good news, I guess.

01:27:24.060 --> 01:27:25.494
I know who killed Monica Pinch.

01:27:25.537 --> 01:27:26.755
Fantastic.

01:27:26.799 --> 01:27:29.276
I mean...

01:27:29.320 --> 01:27:30.668
Mm.

01:27:30.712 --> 01:27:33.450
There's a young lady
named Jayne White.

01:27:33.973 --> 01:27:36.537
She was the Pinch girl's
kindergarten teacher.

01:27:36.581 --> 01:27:39.929
What'd a kindergarten teacher
want to kill Monica Pinch for?

01:27:39.973 --> 01:27:42.146
She and Alastair were having
an affair.

01:27:44.450 --> 01:27:46.189
You don't look surprised.

01:27:46.233 --> 01:27:47.755
They had a complicated marriage.

01:27:47.799 --> 01:27:49.973
Well, you knew them pretty well.

01:27:50.016 --> 01:27:52.668
Knew them well.
We did St. Bart's last year.

01:27:52.712 --> 01:27:56.146
I'm just so fuckin' relieved
it's not Alastair, you know?

01:27:56.189 --> 01:27:57.799
- I'm sure you are.
- I knew you were my guy.

01:27:57.842 --> 01:27:59.363
Fontella said,
"Don't hire that bum.

01:27:59.407 --> 01:28:01.103
He stinks in every way."

01:28:01.146 --> 01:28:03.407
But I was like, "No.
That's my guy."

01:28:03.450 --> 01:28:05.189
And do I know casting
or do I know casting?

01:28:05.233 --> 01:28:06.842
Is this chick in custody?

01:28:06.886 --> 01:28:08.276
Are we good?

01:28:08.320 --> 01:28:10.233
- Jayne?
- Yeah.

01:28:10.276 --> 01:28:11.668
No.

01:28:11.712 --> 01:28:13.581
- No. She left town.
- Ah, we'll find her.

01:28:13.625 --> 01:28:16.103
She's a fuckin' kindergarten
teacher, not Whitey Bulger.

01:28:16.146 --> 01:28:18.103
That's a win-win for Waldo
and Sikorsky.

01:28:18.146 --> 01:28:20.668
You get the killer.
I get to keep my syndication.

01:28:20.712 --> 01:28:24.668
I mean, it's a tragedy, but,
you know, as tragedies go...

01:28:24.712 --> 01:28:26.016
- Mm.
- But thank you.

01:28:26.060 --> 01:28:27.450
You know, great job and...

01:28:27.494 --> 01:28:29.189
Did you know Jayne White?

01:28:31.060 --> 01:28:32.581
I know of her.

01:28:32.625 --> 01:28:34.668
Did you know that Alastair
had gotten her pregnant?

01:28:34.712 --> 01:28:36.450
- Hey.
- I'm just wondering

01:28:36.494 --> 01:28:38.407
if that was something
many people were aware of.

01:28:38.450 --> 01:28:40.886
Many people? No.
This is inner-circle stuff.

01:28:40.929 --> 01:28:43.146
Right, but...
you're in the inner circle.

01:28:43.189 --> 01:28:44.973
I founded the inner circle.

01:28:45.016 --> 01:28:47.060
You know, he knows what I'm
doing, if you know what I mean.

01:28:47.103 --> 01:28:48.973
I know what he's doing,
if you know what I mean.

01:28:49.016 --> 01:28:50.537
So what was Monica Pinch's
reaction

01:28:50.581 --> 01:28:52.320
when she found out
Jayne White was pregnant?

01:28:52.363 --> 01:28:54.103
- She was devastated.
- I bet.

01:28:54.146 --> 01:28:55.929
I mean, she probably
pushed Alastair even harder

01:28:55.973 --> 01:28:57.625
to quit the show
and move back to England.

01:28:57.668 --> 01:28:59.276
I can't speak to that
'cause I don't know her

01:28:59.320 --> 01:29:01.973
- as well as I know him.
- Right.

01:29:02.016 --> 01:29:03.842
But you knew about the awards.

01:29:03.886 --> 01:29:05.755
The Shakespeare Awards
you talked about?

01:29:05.799 --> 01:29:07.363
They're called Regis,
by the way.

01:29:07.407 --> 01:29:08.668
What did you say?

01:29:08.712 --> 01:29:11.450
You said they were all
under the bed.

01:29:11.494 --> 01:29:13.016
Under the bed, in the attic.
Doesn't matter.

01:29:13.060 --> 01:29:14.189
He just didn't want them around.

01:29:14.233 --> 01:29:15.886
Ah. Gotcha.
It's funny.

01:29:15.929 --> 01:29:18.189
- They were under the bed.
- So?

01:29:18.233 --> 01:29:20.146
It's just Alastair said
he wasn't sure where they were.

01:29:20.189 --> 01:29:21.842
- It's not a big deal.
- Listen.

01:29:21.886 --> 01:29:24.537
This is great chatting with you,
but time is not my friend.

01:29:24.581 --> 01:29:26.189
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'll let you go.

01:29:26.233 --> 01:29:27.668
Thanks.

01:29:27.712 --> 01:29:28.755
Monica Pinch.

01:29:29.407 --> 01:29:31.407
- Quickly.
- Monica Pinch.

01:29:31.450 --> 01:29:34.016
Now, she didn't find out
that Jayne White was pregnant

01:29:34.060 --> 01:29:35.450
until the night she died.

01:29:35.494 --> 01:29:37.494
So if she talked to you
about it,

01:29:37.537 --> 01:29:39.320
it must have been then, right?

01:29:39.363 --> 01:29:45.189
Uh, I'm gonna have to back you
up a second there, Mr. Waldo.

01:29:46.755 --> 01:29:49.060
You said that Jayne White
was the murderer.

01:29:49.103 --> 01:29:51.799
Oh, no. I said I knew
who the murderer was.

01:29:51.842 --> 01:29:54.712
Oh!

01:29:55.625 --> 01:29:57.189
Warren Gomes.

01:29:57.233 --> 01:29:58.712
Does that name mean anything
to you?

01:29:59.276 --> 01:30:01.233
- No.
- Well, he was this lawyer.

01:30:01.276 --> 01:30:02.799
I had a little bit
of a weird thing with him.

01:30:02.842 --> 01:30:04.625
He kept following me
for a couple days,

01:30:04.668 --> 01:30:07.537
and I kind of lost my temper
and I confronted him one day.

01:30:07.581 --> 01:30:08.842
We got into a little fight.

01:30:08.886 --> 01:30:10.276
A couple hours later,
he got killed.

01:30:10.320 --> 01:30:11.668
Yeah?

01:30:11.712 --> 01:30:13.363
I'm just trying to piece
everything together.

01:30:13.407 --> 01:30:15.973
The question is...
why bring it up...

01:30:16.016 --> 01:30:17.973
he had the same kind of watch
as you.

01:30:18.016 --> 01:30:19.537
Rich lawyer.

01:30:19.581 --> 01:30:21.146
That's what I thought.
Only I researched them.

01:30:21.189 --> 01:30:22.799
They'll all individually made,
right?

01:30:22.842 --> 01:30:24.625
No two are identical.

01:30:25.233 --> 01:30:27.060
Here's the thing...
The one he was wearing,

01:30:27.103 --> 01:30:29.668
- it looked a lot like yours.
- Pure coincidence.

01:30:29.712 --> 01:30:32.189
This one hasn't left my wrist
except when I shower and sleep.

01:30:32.233 --> 01:30:34.103
But you asked Fontella
what time it was.

01:30:34.146 --> 01:30:35.625
What? When?

01:30:35.668 --> 01:30:37.799
At the courthouse
after Alastair's arraignment.

01:30:37.842 --> 01:30:40.060
I'm afraid you must be mistaken.

01:30:40.103 --> 01:30:41.233
But, uh...

01:30:41.276 --> 01:30:42.755
Oh, fuck it.

01:30:42.799 --> 01:30:44.060
Take a seat.

01:30:44.103 --> 01:30:45.537
I want to hear everything
you're thinking,

01:30:45.581 --> 01:30:46.668
soup to nuts, all right?

01:30:46.712 --> 01:30:48.494
- Soup to nuts?
- Yes, please.

01:30:48.537 --> 01:30:50.929
- Double-fuck the read-through.
- Let's do that. Let's do it.

01:30:50.973 --> 01:30:52.103
- You sure?
- Yes, sir.

01:30:53.060 --> 01:30:54.668
Buckle up.

01:30:57.494 --> 01:30:59.146
Well, I'm thinking...

01:31:00.755 --> 01:31:04.929
...that you knew what
Monica Pinch kept under her bed

01:31:04.973 --> 01:31:06.755
'cause you were spending time
in her bedroom

01:31:06.799 --> 01:31:09.103
while Alastair was spending time
with Jayne.

01:31:12.668 --> 01:31:13.929
Mr. Waldo!

01:31:13.973 --> 01:31:15.842
That is brilliant.

01:31:17.537 --> 01:31:19.886
I'm thinking
that on the night she found out

01:31:19.929 --> 01:31:23.016
that he'd gotten Jayne pregnant,
with Alastair passed out cold,

01:31:23.060 --> 01:31:25.189
I'm thinking
that Monica called you

01:31:25.233 --> 01:31:27.929
to tell you she was gonna
tell Alastair about your affair

01:31:27.973 --> 01:31:29.668
to get him to quit the show
and move back to England,

01:31:29.712 --> 01:31:31.016
like she'd been wanting.

01:31:31.060 --> 01:31:32.537
But you couldn't afford
to lose Alastair,

01:31:32.581 --> 01:31:34.625
not with the Jamshidi
takeover threat.

01:31:34.668 --> 01:31:37.799
I'm thinking that you drove
over there.

01:31:38.363 --> 01:31:40.189
You were gonna talk some sense
into Monica.

01:31:40.233 --> 01:31:41.799
But she didn't want to hear it.

01:31:41.842 --> 01:31:43.276
Next thing,
you guys are arguing.

01:31:43.320 --> 01:31:45.233
It escalates,
and you pick up the Regis Award.

01:31:45.276 --> 01:31:46.625
And you hit her with it.

01:31:47.146 --> 01:31:49.276
You didn't mean to do it.
It's an act of passion.

01:31:49.320 --> 01:31:51.537
Thing is, she's hit her head
on the way down,

01:31:51.581 --> 01:31:53.276
and now she's not moving.

01:31:53.320 --> 01:31:55.581
So you panic,
and you start wiping down

01:31:55.625 --> 01:31:57.103
everything you can remember
touching.

01:31:57.146 --> 01:31:59.276
But the Regis Award
was on a wooden table,

01:31:59.320 --> 01:32:01.060
and that had bloodstains on it.

01:32:01.103 --> 01:32:03.842
Now, I'm thinking...
I'm just thinking...

01:32:03.886 --> 01:32:07.060
maybe you were worried that
some of that was your blood.

01:32:07.103 --> 01:32:09.363
You could've got cut
in the fight.

01:32:09.407 --> 01:32:10.973
So now what do you do?

01:32:11.016 --> 01:32:13.189
You swap around some furniture.

01:32:13.233 --> 01:32:14.842
You set the alarm
on the way out.

01:32:14.886 --> 01:32:16.712
You get rid of the Regis
in some dumpster,

01:32:16.755 --> 01:32:21.842
and you let poor old Alastair
wake up to take the rap.

01:32:22.320 --> 01:32:23.886
How did I do?

01:32:28.842 --> 01:32:30.625
Come on.

01:32:30.668 --> 01:32:32.494
And the lawyer guy?
What...

01:32:32.537 --> 01:32:34.363
He blackmailed you.

01:32:34.407 --> 01:32:36.320
He even made you cough up
that fancy watch,

01:32:36.363 --> 01:32:39.537
which you couldn't resist
taking back after you shot him.

01:32:40.625 --> 01:32:41.842
Huh?

01:32:43.799 --> 01:32:46.625
That is quite brilliant.

01:32:46.668 --> 01:32:48.973
In fact, I should give you
a pilot deal.

01:32:49.016 --> 01:32:51.146
There is one gaping hole
in your narrative, however.

01:32:51.189 --> 01:32:54.320
Why would I sabotage the biggest
asset on this network?

01:32:54.363 --> 01:32:55.842
Come on.
That's the easy part.

01:32:55.886 --> 01:32:57.276
You told me yourself

01:32:57.320 --> 01:32:59.276
the scandal made the show
twice as valuable.

01:32:59.320 --> 01:33:01.103
You knew Alastair would get off.

01:33:01.146 --> 01:33:03.146
I mean, it's L.A.
The star always gets off.

01:33:03.189 --> 01:33:05.973
And in the meantime,
the more publicity,

01:33:06.016 --> 01:33:07.625
the bigger the windfall.

01:33:07.668 --> 01:33:09.146
So what do you do?

01:33:09.189 --> 01:33:11.712
You hire the lawyer
who'll make the most noise

01:33:11.755 --> 01:33:13.886
and then the detective
who would make the most noise,

01:33:13.929 --> 01:33:16.276
even though your lawyer
kept telling you

01:33:16.320 --> 01:33:18.189
I'd be a shitty choice.

01:33:18.233 --> 01:33:19.929
And let's be honest.
I ama shitty choice.

01:33:19.973 --> 01:33:22.320
I've never been a P.I.
The LAPD fucking hates me.

01:33:22.363 --> 01:33:25.668
I'm so rusty,
I'd probably be useless.

01:33:25.712 --> 01:33:28.494
But I think you liked me
for those reasons.

01:33:29.625 --> 01:33:31.450
'Cause that made me
the last detective

01:33:31.494 --> 01:33:35.276
who'd ever figure out
that you killed Monica Pinch.

01:33:36.537 --> 01:33:37.625
And Warren Gomes.

01:33:41.450 --> 01:33:43.842
A lot of moving parts.

01:33:45.363 --> 01:33:47.537
A lot of moving parts.

01:33:51.016 --> 01:33:53.494
I do have one question.

01:33:53.537 --> 01:33:57.233
What made you so sure

01:33:57.276 --> 01:34:00.233
that you walk in here
and deliver that little pitch?

01:34:02.929 --> 01:34:05.233
I'll be honest.

01:34:05.276 --> 01:34:07.581
I only walked in 98% sure.

01:34:07.625 --> 01:34:08.842
Ah.

01:34:12.146 --> 01:34:14.016
What was the other 2%?

01:34:14.060 --> 01:34:16.929
I had to make sure
you were a lefty.

01:34:21.060 --> 01:34:23.494
I did make one mistake, though.

01:34:23.537 --> 01:34:27.537
I really should've waited
until the cops got here.

01:34:27.581 --> 01:34:29.842
You... You told them to come?

01:34:29.886 --> 01:34:32.320
Well, if I timed it right,
they're already downstairs.

01:34:32.363 --> 01:34:36.189
Of course...
I don't have a watch.

01:34:38.276 --> 01:34:40.060
After you.

01:34:40.103 --> 01:34:43.799
Yeah. You just keep smiling.

01:34:43.842 --> 01:34:45.929
Watch your haircut.

01:34:47.537 --> 01:34:49.712
Come on.
Look alive, fellas.

01:34:49.755 --> 01:34:51.537
Pete couldn't make it himself?

01:34:51.581 --> 01:34:53.276
You know he's not gonna let you
out of this collar, right?

01:34:53.320 --> 01:34:54.886
I'm gonna head
to North Hollywood.

01:34:54.929 --> 01:34:56.450
Tell Pete I'll meet him there.

01:34:57.189 --> 01:34:59.320
See you in court!

01:34:59.363 --> 01:35:01.320
What are you doing?!

01:35:01.363 --> 01:35:04.016
Get off my bike!

01:35:04.060 --> 01:35:05.929
We're not cops, man.
We're... We're extras.

01:35:05.973 --> 01:35:07.363
Shut the fuck up.

01:35:11.189 --> 01:35:14.103
Fuck! Fuck!

01:35:33.276 --> 01:35:37.886
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

01:36:56.712 --> 01:36:57.842
Fuck!

01:37:06.060 --> 01:37:07.755
...Lady Justice.

01:37:07.799 --> 01:37:10.363
Make sure that
he isn't prejudiced

01:37:10.407 --> 01:37:12.625
or predispositioned...

01:37:12.668 --> 01:37:14.799
Fuck!

01:37:14.842 --> 01:37:17.625
"For 99 days, you do that,

01:37:17.668 --> 01:37:21.233
and justice, in its natural
wisdom, will find its own way.

01:37:21.276 --> 01:37:22.929
But, Johnnie," he'd say...

01:37:24.146 --> 01:37:26.320
"...on the 100th day,

01:37:26.363 --> 01:37:31.537
a great judge knows
that he needs to be justice."

01:37:33.189 --> 01:37:35.929
- Ready for your close-up?
- Wait! Wait!

01:37:35.973 --> 01:37:37.668
"...I do know
that as I sit here today..."

01:37:37.712 --> 01:37:39.668
How are you gonna get away
with this?

01:37:39.712 --> 01:37:42.450
A light fell on set.
Happens all the time.

01:37:42.494 --> 01:37:44.103
Last looks.

01:37:47.581 --> 01:37:51.494
...and find
this here defendant... guilty.

01:38:02.973 --> 01:38:05.929
What the fuck?
This place is fallin' apart.

01:38:06.537 --> 01:38:08.060
Waldo.

01:38:08.103 --> 01:38:09.799
Hey, Q.

01:38:17.755 --> 01:38:20.320
- Well, that's that, then.
- Yeah.

01:38:20.363 --> 01:38:22.755
Would it be ungrateful
to ask what you're doing here?

01:38:22.799 --> 01:38:26.233
I've been following you
since the recruiting office.

01:38:26.276 --> 01:38:29.189
I even had to sit through
that Rumpelstiltskin bullshit.

01:38:29.233 --> 01:38:30.973
- Really?
- Yeah.

01:38:31.842 --> 01:38:33.625
How'd you get on the lot?

01:38:33.668 --> 01:38:36.581
Snuck in on a studio tour.
Yeah.

01:38:36.625 --> 01:38:38.276
They really need to check out
their security.

01:38:38.320 --> 01:38:41.668
I could be, like, a crazy
stalker or something, you know?

01:38:41.712 --> 01:38:44.537
I, uh, hope you don't mind.
I used your gun.

01:38:45.581 --> 01:38:47.799
I was never here.

01:38:47.842 --> 01:38:49.146
Yeah.
I can work with that.

01:38:49.929 --> 01:38:51.494
Grand.

01:38:52.581 --> 01:38:55.103
You do know why I saved
your ass, right?

01:38:56.233 --> 01:38:58.494
- Yeah, I got an idea.
- Mm.

01:39:00.973 --> 01:39:03.320
Someone else kills you first,
I can't get what I want.

01:39:03.363 --> 01:39:04.712
It'll be a mess.

01:39:04.755 --> 01:39:06.625
Nobody will know what to do
with themselves.

01:39:06.668 --> 01:39:10.146
You know, I got to say, Q,
it's not too clever

01:39:10.189 --> 01:39:12.799
keeping your kind of business
records on a flash drive.

01:39:12.842 --> 01:39:15.233
Is that what Cuppy thinks
is on there?

01:39:15.842 --> 01:39:17.537
Business records.

01:39:17.581 --> 01:39:20.929
The guy's an idiot.

01:39:20.973 --> 01:39:24.668
Why?
What is on there?

01:39:24.712 --> 01:39:26.450
Epic poem.

01:39:27.712 --> 01:39:29.755
Long-ass motherfucker, too.

01:39:29.799 --> 01:39:31.929
It's the only copy I got.

01:39:31.973 --> 01:39:34.016
Epic poem that you wrote?

01:39:34.060 --> 01:39:35.668
Yeah, that I wrote.

01:39:35.712 --> 01:39:37.842
- Ah.
- It's about the life of a dealer

01:39:37.886 --> 01:39:39.755
trying to retain
his independence and integrity

01:39:39.799 --> 01:39:42.668
in an era
of corporate-style cartels.

01:39:43.320 --> 01:39:45.320
Why an epic poem?

01:39:45.363 --> 01:39:47.712
See, me, I'm an autodidact.

01:39:47.755 --> 01:39:50.929
Means I'm self-educated.
I had to enrich my own life.

01:39:50.973 --> 01:39:54.625
But my little girl, Dulcy...

01:39:54.668 --> 01:39:58.407
I'm gonna make sure my daughter
gets a real education.

01:39:58.450 --> 01:40:02.060
That way, she ain't stuck
being no cop, no dealer.

01:40:02.103 --> 01:40:04.060
I want to give the poem to her

01:40:04.103 --> 01:40:06.450
so she can see the man
I really am.

01:40:08.016 --> 01:40:10.320
Waldo, I need my mem.

01:40:10.363 --> 01:40:14.407
I need Lorena to come back,
so...

01:40:14.450 --> 01:40:16.146
I'll tell you what.

01:40:16.189 --> 01:40:17.581
I want you to get my little girl

01:40:17.625 --> 01:40:20.016
into that fancy-ass
private school.

01:40:20.060 --> 01:40:22.189
Same one as that
British dude's kid.

01:40:22.799 --> 01:40:25.625
Get him to help Dulcy
and bring me back my mem,

01:40:25.668 --> 01:40:27.668
and Lorena can come back.

01:40:27.712 --> 01:40:29.929
Have you got the juice for that?

01:40:29.973 --> 01:40:32.929
You know, I just might.

01:40:35.668 --> 01:40:39.842
Okay, Waldo.
You got another 24 hours.

01:40:41.712 --> 01:40:45.625
By the way,
I love Johnnie's bench.

01:40:51.537 --> 01:40:53.146
You know,

01:40:53.189 --> 01:40:55.233
my granddaddy once said...

01:40:59.668 --> 01:41:02.929
"...It's one thing to write
like a poet...

01:41:03.581 --> 01:41:07.103
...and another thing altogether
to write like a historian.

01:41:10.060 --> 01:41:14.276
A poet can rehash
or sing about things

01:41:14.320 --> 01:41:18.276
not like they were
but like they should have been.

01:41:20.929 --> 01:41:22.712
And the historian...

01:41:24.189 --> 01:41:25.668
...well, he's got to write
about them

01:41:25.712 --> 01:41:27.233
not like they
should have been..."

01:41:27.276 --> 01:41:28.886
Fuckin' Lorena.

01:41:28.929 --> 01:41:31.146
"...but like they were...

01:41:32.842 --> 01:41:36.625
...without adding or subtracting
anything from the truth."

01:41:37.929 --> 01:41:39.494
And might I remind you,
Counselor,

01:41:39.537 --> 01:41:42.886
you're getting dangerously close
to rufflin' my feathers.

01:41:42.929 --> 01:41:44.799
Do you understand the words
"contempt of court"?

01:41:46.016 --> 01:41:47.494
Come in.

01:41:48.668 --> 01:41:51.233
Aha!
The man of the hour.

01:41:51.276 --> 01:41:54.233
Come here.
Deftly done, my old cockalorum.

01:41:54.276 --> 01:41:55.668
No tongues.

01:41:55.712 --> 01:41:57.537
Come in. Sit down.
Sit.

01:41:57.581 --> 01:41:59.842
I want to lavish praise on you.

01:42:01.581 --> 01:42:03.625
Is it too much of a cliché
to say...

01:42:03.668 --> 01:42:05.320
I don't know how to thank you?

01:42:05.363 --> 01:42:08.016
Is it too much of a cliché
to say I might have an idea?

01:42:08.060 --> 01:42:10.103
- Shoot.
- I'm thinking you were right

01:42:10.146 --> 01:42:12.060
about that epic
two-week pub crawl.

01:42:12.103 --> 01:42:13.494
That's a brilliant idea.

01:42:13.537 --> 01:42:15.581
Unfortunately, as of today...

01:42:18.581 --> 01:42:21.973
...this is my liquor of choice.

01:42:23.929 --> 01:42:25.320
- Sober as a judge.
- Yes.

01:42:25.363 --> 01:42:27.537
Very good.

01:42:27.581 --> 01:42:29.407
I may drop dead any second,

01:42:29.450 --> 01:42:31.450
but at least now
I'm not inviting it.

01:42:32.494 --> 01:42:34.929
I made a shambles of everything,
Waldo.

01:42:34.973 --> 01:42:36.668
Monica's gone.

01:42:36.712 --> 01:42:39.625
Jayne's run off with her son
or daughter... I may never know.

01:42:40.712 --> 01:42:44.712
On the other hand,
I do have my sweet Gaby.

01:42:44.755 --> 01:42:46.146
And the least I owe her

01:42:46.189 --> 01:42:48.189
is the best I have.

01:42:48.233 --> 01:42:50.842
That could take more courage
than drinking yourself to death.

01:42:50.886 --> 01:42:53.625
Don't I know it.

01:42:54.407 --> 01:42:55.755
Courage, mate.

01:42:55.799 --> 01:42:58.189
Cheers.

01:42:58.233 --> 01:43:00.581
- Ready for you, Mr. Pinch.
- Yes. Let's off.

01:43:01.103 --> 01:43:03.233
And, uh, don't tell anyone
about this.

01:43:03.276 --> 01:43:04.886
If they think I'm still a drunk,

01:43:04.929 --> 01:43:07.799
they'll still let me paste
the occasional pretty boy.

01:43:20.363 --> 01:43:22.320
I got your text.

01:43:23.712 --> 01:43:26.581
Thanks for squaring things
with Q.

01:43:26.625 --> 01:43:28.712
And yet all you talked about
was Pinch.

01:43:29.276 --> 01:43:31.407
I wanted you to do that, too.

01:43:31.450 --> 01:43:33.060
I hope I didn't cause you
too much trouble.

01:43:33.103 --> 01:43:36.233
Oh, not at all.
I made some new friends.

01:43:36.712 --> 01:43:38.233
Well, if you're up for it,

01:43:38.276 --> 01:43:39.929
I've got something else
we could work together.

01:43:39.973 --> 01:43:41.842
You know,
I don't think my face can take

01:43:41.886 --> 01:43:42.929
much more of your action.

01:43:42.973 --> 01:43:44.363
Oh, stop being such a princess.

01:43:44.407 --> 01:43:46.799
You know you loved
every minute of it.

01:43:47.799 --> 01:43:49.233
You look good.

01:43:49.276 --> 01:43:51.320
Yeah.
You look pretty good yourself...

01:43:51.363 --> 01:43:52.668
for a dead woman.

01:43:52.712 --> 01:43:54.103
How'd you pull that off?

01:43:54.146 --> 01:43:56.494
A coroner down in San Berdoo
owed me a favor.

01:43:56.537 --> 01:43:58.450
They let me have a Jane Doe
they were gonna cremate.

01:43:58.494 --> 01:44:00.799
So I burned her
in my ex-husband's car.

01:44:00.842 --> 01:44:02.233
Ex-husband?

01:44:02.276 --> 01:44:04.668
- Almost ex.
- Mm.

01:44:05.450 --> 01:44:07.625
What, you want me to tell you
if it what bothers me

01:44:07.668 --> 01:44:10.016
that you got married?

01:44:10.060 --> 01:44:12.189
I don't need you to tell me.

01:44:14.712 --> 01:44:17.537
And you disappeared on me.
I don't owe you anything.

01:44:17.581 --> 01:44:19.146
Hey, I didn't say you did.

01:44:19.189 --> 01:44:21.276
Why don't you tell me
what happened to your beard?

01:44:23.537 --> 01:44:24.973
Who was she?

01:44:25.016 --> 01:44:26.233
You were dead.

01:44:26.276 --> 01:44:28.233
Barely!
My body wasn't even cold.

01:44:28.276 --> 01:44:29.276
I was grieving.

01:44:29.320 --> 01:44:31.973
Oh, you know what?
Fuck it.

01:44:33.842 --> 01:44:36.450
So that's it? You just breeze in
and breeze back out?

01:44:36.494 --> 01:44:38.233
You ghosted me for three years.

01:44:38.276 --> 01:44:41.103
Then I drive up your stupid
mountain, and you're Ice Man.

01:44:41.146 --> 01:44:43.276
Then you come out here,
one week in L.A.,

01:44:43.320 --> 01:44:45.233
and you've got some little...

01:44:45.276 --> 01:44:46.668
You know what?
Forget it, Waldo.

01:44:46.712 --> 01:44:48.537
I don't know
what I was thinking.

01:44:57.407 --> 01:44:59.363
Fuckin' Lorena.

01:45:08.712 --> 01:45:13.060
Jesus fucking Christ.

01:45:13.103 --> 01:45:14.886
Fuck me.

01:45:31.537 --> 01:45:34.668
Give you a ride somewhere?

01:45:34.712 --> 01:45:36.060
In this?

01:45:36.103 --> 01:45:38.842
What's it get,
four miles to the gallon?

01:45:38.886 --> 01:45:40.320
It's a C 300.

01:45:40.363 --> 01:45:42.407
I dropped 55K on it,
and I fucking love it.

01:45:42.450 --> 01:45:45.320
So what's it gonna take
to get you to shut up about it?

01:45:46.320 --> 01:45:48.450
Let me drive?

01:45:48.494 --> 01:45:50.450
Jesus, Waldo.

01:46:13.407 --> 01:46:18.016
There's a place I go
where I'm all alone

01:46:20.755 --> 01:46:25.494
There's a place I go
where nobody knows

01:46:28.233 --> 01:46:31.842
On my bed, one eye closed

01:46:31.886 --> 01:46:35.668
I'm fixated
on the endless glow

01:46:35.712 --> 01:46:40.363
There's a place I go
where I'm all alone

01:46:41.886 --> 01:46:43.450
My ears are closed

01:46:43.494 --> 01:46:47.276
The blinding glow shows videos
of what I know

01:46:49.146 --> 01:46:50.712
My mind's made up

01:46:50.755 --> 01:46:54.581
I see the glow of faces
that I'll never know

01:46:57.060 --> 01:46:59.103
I'm on my bed
with one eye closed

01:46:59.146 --> 01:47:02.233
The echo in my chamber grows

01:47:04.625 --> 01:47:06.581
I'm on my bed
with one eye closed

01:47:06.625 --> 01:47:09.668
I sink my teeth in TV shows

01:47:19.668 --> 01:47:23.103
Scrape my teeth
out on the floor

01:47:23.146 --> 01:47:26.929
I don't want any more

01:47:26.973 --> 01:47:30.537
Scrape my teeth
out on the floor

01:47:30.581 --> 01:47:34.537
I don't want any more

01:47:34.581 --> 01:47:37.929
Scrape my teeth
out on the floor

01:47:37.973 --> 01:47:41.842
I don't want any more

01:47:41.886 --> 01:47:45.363
Scrape my teeth
out on the floor

01:47:45.407 --> 01:47:49.712
I don't want any more

01:48:48.581 --> 01:48:51.842
I'm lying on my bed

01:48:54.016 --> 01:48:56.929
With celebrity chefs

01:48:58.320 --> 01:49:00.886
But what do they know?

01:49:03.189 --> 01:49:06.581
I'm lying on my bed

01:49:08.668 --> 01:49:11.799
With celebrity chefs

01:49:12.929 --> 01:49:15.407
But what do they know?

01:49:32.016 --> 01:49:34.625
And I'm filtering through

01:49:36.755 --> 01:49:39.581
And I'm bubbling up

01:49:40.450 --> 01:49:45.146
And I think
that's just about enough

01:49:46.189 --> 01:50:55.320
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