WEBVTT 00:00:00.866 --> 00:00:30.617 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:35.701 --> 00:00:39.329 NARRATOR: Once upon a time, on a beautiful country day, 00:00:39.413 --> 00:00:43.250 the birds weren't singing, the fish weren't jumping, 00:00:43.334 --> 00:00:46.420 and there was not a hopping rabbit to be found, 00:00:47.380 --> 00:00:51.717 for everyone was gathered to celebrate two very special people 00:00:51.801 --> 00:00:56.096 at what can only be described as a storybook wedding. 00:00:57.098 --> 00:01:00.017 [WAGNER'S "BRIDAL CHORUS" PLAYING] 00:01:03.563 --> 00:01:04.605 [BOTH SIGH] 00:01:08.234 --> 00:01:09.360 Aww. 00:01:10.194 --> 00:01:12.821 [VOICE BREAKING] I promised myself I wouldn't cry. 00:01:12.905 --> 00:01:15.282 Well, that was dumb. 00:01:15.866 --> 00:01:17.534 [GUESTS MURMURING] 00:01:18.786 --> 00:01:19.703 Hello. 00:01:22.748 --> 00:01:23.915 Ahh. 00:01:25.376 --> 00:01:26.210 -Aw. -Ah. 00:01:28.421 --> 00:01:29.630 Hi. 00:01:29.714 --> 00:01:31.298 Hello. 00:01:33.009 --> 00:01:34.677 Welcome, friends. 00:01:34.760 --> 00:01:38.889 We are gathered here today to join Bea and Thomas in holy matrimony. 00:01:38.973 --> 00:01:41.016 You're taking this so well. 00:01:41.100 --> 00:01:43.060 He's a good man. Makes her happy. 00:01:43.144 --> 00:01:46.897 And also a special day for their family, the beloved rabbits. 00:01:46.981 --> 00:01:49.024 Your former enemy is here to stay. 00:01:49.108 --> 00:01:50.526 We found common ground. 00:01:50.610 --> 00:01:52.403 He's about to be our guardian. 00:01:52.486 --> 00:01:54.571 Nah, this is just a little something between them. 00:01:54.655 --> 00:01:58.033 The old you would have gone bonkers-berserk by now. 00:01:58.117 --> 00:02:00.869 -I've changed, cousin. -...welcoming a new parent. 00:02:00.953 --> 00:02:04.122 A loaded hand grenade, just waiting to explode. 00:02:04.206 --> 00:02:06.499 -Not anymore. -A father, if you will. 00:02:06.584 --> 00:02:08.252 -Father? -Chh. 00:02:08.336 --> 00:02:09.295 Father. 00:02:09.378 --> 00:02:10.379 [WHISTLES] 00:02:10.463 --> 00:02:11.672 You're not my father! 00:02:11.756 --> 00:02:12.673 [IMITATES EXPLOSION] 00:02:13.341 --> 00:02:15.468 [GUESTS CLAMOURING] 00:02:15.801 --> 00:02:17.093 Ha! 00:02:22.433 --> 00:02:25.519 ♪ Lying there in the sun All things to everyone ♪ 00:02:25.603 --> 00:02:27.146 ♪ Run, run away ♪ 00:02:27.229 --> 00:02:28.313 [SNORTS] 00:02:33.319 --> 00:02:34.987 ♪ Run, run away, hey! ♪ 00:02:35.071 --> 00:02:36.822 ♪ If you're in the swing ♪ 00:02:36.906 --> 00:02:38.908 ♪ Money ain't everything ♪ 00:02:38.991 --> 00:02:40.617 ♪ If you're in the swing ♪ 00:02:40.743 --> 00:02:42.828 [SCREAMING] 00:02:46.582 --> 00:02:49.084 You'll never be my father! 00:02:49.168 --> 00:02:51.712 And everyone can see your underpants! 00:02:51.962 --> 00:02:54.839 -Hmm. BENJAMIN [SOFTLY]: Peter. Peter. 00:02:54.924 --> 00:02:56.216 Peter. 00:02:56.300 --> 00:02:58.927 -Peter, the ring. -Wha...? 00:03:01.472 --> 00:03:02.890 [WHISPERING] Right, right. 00:03:02.973 --> 00:03:05.141 Where'd I put...? Did I...? 00:03:05.226 --> 00:03:06.977 Was it...? No, was it...? 00:03:07.061 --> 00:03:10.147 Hang on. I had it in the... Ah! 00:03:13.901 --> 00:03:15.068 [CHUCKLES] 00:03:15.152 --> 00:03:17.028 It's always in the last place you look. 00:03:17.113 --> 00:03:18.948 You only have two pockets. 00:03:19.031 --> 00:03:22.034 You may now kiss the groom. 00:03:23.536 --> 00:03:25.162 [GUESTS CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 00:03:25.246 --> 00:03:26.121 [♪♪♪] 00:03:26.372 --> 00:03:27.206 Aww. 00:03:27.289 --> 00:03:28.123 [SOBBING] 00:03:28.207 --> 00:03:29.082 Huh? 00:03:30.084 --> 00:03:30.918 What? 00:03:34.255 --> 00:03:35.547 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 00:03:35.631 --> 00:03:37.007 [GUESTS CHEERING] 00:03:39.844 --> 00:03:41.095 BEA & THOMAS: Bye! 00:03:42.138 --> 00:03:43.180 Bye! 00:03:43.264 --> 00:03:44.473 -Bye. -We'll miss you. 00:03:44.557 --> 00:03:47.434 ♪ Oh, oh She's not there no more ♪ 00:03:47.518 --> 00:03:50.103 NARRATOR: So Bea and Mr. McGregor were married, 00:03:50.187 --> 00:03:52.230 and off they went on their honeymoon. 00:03:52.314 --> 00:03:55.525 Things couldn't have been more peaceful in Windermere 00:03:55.609 --> 00:03:57.902 until, sometime later... 00:03:57.987 --> 00:03:59.947 [BABY CRYING] 00:04:00.030 --> 00:04:02.449 You just take this out. 00:04:02.533 --> 00:04:03.492 You see? 00:04:03.576 --> 00:04:05.578 Now you try. 00:04:07.079 --> 00:04:09.456 Dad, it's Peter Rabbit from the book. 00:04:09.623 --> 00:04:13.543 Ugh. I hate that I'm the face of this. 00:04:13.627 --> 00:04:17.005 But every story can only have one good guy, so... 00:04:17.089 --> 00:04:18.590 Peter doesn't have a dad. 00:04:18.674 --> 00:04:21.009 He got put in a pie. That's why he's so naughty. 00:04:21.093 --> 00:04:21.927 What? 00:04:22.011 --> 00:04:24.221 There's Flopsy, Mopsy and Cotton-Tail. 00:04:24.305 --> 00:04:26.473 -I'm Flopsy. -And I'm Mopsy. 00:04:26.557 --> 00:04:28.809 And I'm the hero. But I'm not naughty. 00:04:28.893 --> 00:04:32.271 -Did this kid even read the book? -Did you read the book? 00:04:32.354 --> 00:04:34.773 I am so busy. 00:04:34.857 --> 00:04:36.358 I'm saving it for summer. 00:04:36.442 --> 00:04:37.568 Are you the author? 00:04:37.651 --> 00:04:40.028 I'm still getting used to people calling me that. 00:04:40.112 --> 00:04:43.532 It's really the rabbits' story. I just wrote it down. 00:04:43.616 --> 00:04:46.035 -This is my husband. He's our publisher. -Oh! 00:04:46.118 --> 00:04:47.536 I wouldn't say "publisher." 00:04:47.620 --> 00:04:48.954 I just, uh... 00:04:49.038 --> 00:04:50.748 I just do the typesetting, 00:04:50.831 --> 00:04:52.916 turned our dining room into a printing workshop, 00:04:53.000 --> 00:04:56.211 created the artisanal lithography with a five-colour palette for the illustrations, 00:04:56.295 --> 00:04:57.754 apart from the ones of the garden, 00:04:57.838 --> 00:05:01.383 -which call for more green. I like-- -Don't reveal all your secrets, darling. 00:05:01.467 --> 00:05:04.470 It's wonderful. You paint the rabbits with such love. 00:05:04.553 --> 00:05:07.430 Well, it comes naturally. It's our family. 00:05:07.515 --> 00:05:10.267 Thanks for your contribution. It goes directly to preserving their land. 00:05:10.351 --> 00:05:11.226 Thank you. 00:05:11.310 --> 00:05:13.186 -Bye. -Bye. 00:05:13.270 --> 00:05:14.187 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 00:05:14.271 --> 00:05:16.982 Afternoon! Congratulations, you two. 00:05:17.066 --> 00:05:19.109 -Thanks, Moira. -Oh, the mail. 00:05:19.193 --> 00:05:20.777 Choose to see who gets it. 00:05:20.861 --> 00:05:23.989 Chest. Toe. Chest. 00:05:24.073 --> 00:05:25.449 Ears. Tail. 00:05:25.533 --> 00:05:26.617 -Oh! -Yes! 00:05:26.700 --> 00:05:29.619 -Ugh. -How does he always win? 00:05:29.703 --> 00:05:31.579 Because he invented the game. 00:05:34.041 --> 00:05:37.461 -Peter? Is that you? -Johnny? 00:05:37.545 --> 00:05:39.129 What are you doing out of London? 00:05:39.213 --> 00:05:41.465 We're just up here doing some cheese tasting. 00:05:41.549 --> 00:05:42.424 [SNIFFS] 00:05:42.508 --> 00:05:45.385 -Heard about the wedding. Any babies yet? -It's only been a month. 00:05:45.469 --> 00:05:48.555 The wife and I have had 15 kids in that time. 00:05:48.639 --> 00:05:52.768 This is the first day away from them, and, oh, the peace and quiet. 00:05:52.852 --> 00:05:55.563 I'd be lying to you if I said we didn't miss them terribly 00:05:55.646 --> 00:05:57.064 and they're all we talk about. 00:05:57.147 --> 00:05:59.107 Aw, cute. 00:05:59.191 --> 00:06:01.443 But there's no babies. We're their family. 00:06:01.527 --> 00:06:03.529 Until you're not. 00:06:04.947 --> 00:06:07.074 Congratulations on the book, by the way. 00:06:07.157 --> 00:06:08.950 My kids absolutely loved it. 00:06:09.034 --> 00:06:10.660 Oh, it's not about me. 00:06:10.744 --> 00:06:15.244 It's just great that kids get to read about positive role models like me. 00:06:16.917 --> 00:06:18.376 Peter! 00:06:20.087 --> 00:06:21.463 Oh, dear. My cheese. 00:06:21.547 --> 00:06:23.173 Well, good luck. 00:06:23.257 --> 00:06:25.968 BEA: I'm sure it was just an accident. 00:06:26.051 --> 00:06:27.719 It's not an accident. 00:06:27.803 --> 00:06:29.554 It's what he does. 00:06:29.638 --> 00:06:30.847 He never behaves. 00:06:30.931 --> 00:06:32.891 He loves you. Don't listen to him. 00:06:32.975 --> 00:06:35.310 THOMAS: He doesn't listen to me. That's the problem. 00:06:35.394 --> 00:06:36.686 [WHISPERING] Not in front of him. 00:06:36.770 --> 00:06:39.314 [WHISPERING] He can't understand me. Can he? 00:06:39.398 --> 00:06:40.899 No, but still, just... 00:06:40.983 --> 00:06:42.567 So, if he can't understand me, 00:06:42.651 --> 00:06:45.695 then why can't I say whatever it is that I want to say? 00:06:45.779 --> 00:06:47.030 [INDISTINCT OVERLAPPING ARGUING] 00:06:47.114 --> 00:06:49.950 Say something nice. Apologise. Say something nice to him. Now! Go! Say it! 00:06:50.034 --> 00:06:52.202 -I'm terribly sorry. -[IN NORMAL VOICE] Out loud! 00:06:52.286 --> 00:06:53.870 [IN NORMAL VOICE] I'm sorry, Peter. I love you, 00:06:53.954 --> 00:06:56.581 in the way that an adult human loves a-- 00:06:56.665 --> 00:06:59.918 -An animal rabbit. -Thank you. 00:07:03.797 --> 00:07:05.840 You handled that very well, Peter. 00:07:05.925 --> 00:07:09.803 Contrite, apologetic and even a little bit remorseful. 00:07:09.887 --> 00:07:11.847 I'm sorry. What? Oh. 00:07:11.931 --> 00:07:14.600 I put these in for when I'm feeling misunderstood. 00:07:14.683 --> 00:07:18.561 Oh, come on, Peter. Sometimes you have to face the music. 00:07:18.646 --> 00:07:21.106 And these are for when I'm feeling ganged up on. 00:07:21.190 --> 00:07:23.525 You always take things one step too far. 00:07:23.609 --> 00:07:26.361 I'm sorry. What? 00:07:26.445 --> 00:07:27.821 What's this? 00:07:27.905 --> 00:07:29.323 Basil-Jones Publishing. 00:07:29.406 --> 00:07:31.783 We carried a whole section of their books at Harrods. 00:07:31.867 --> 00:07:34.536 It was the last display I arranged before I resigned. 00:07:34.620 --> 00:07:37.164 You mean, fired and physically removed from the store. 00:07:37.247 --> 00:07:38.748 "Potayto," "potahto.” 00:07:38.832 --> 00:07:41.709 It's from Nigel Basil-Jones himself. 00:07:41.794 --> 00:07:44.588 -Oh. -He wants to publish my book. 00:07:44.672 --> 00:07:45.923 No. 00:07:46.006 --> 00:07:49.092 Get it in every bookstore, promote it, put it in different languages. 00:07:49.176 --> 00:07:50.177 THOMAS: That's incredible. 00:07:50.260 --> 00:07:53.846 Bea, you've done it. This is it. It's happening! 00:07:53.931 --> 00:07:54.890 [BEA & THOMAS LAUGHING] 00:07:54.974 --> 00:07:59.436 Promise me something. When this book is a huge success, you'll keep me humble. 00:07:59.520 --> 00:08:01.563 The book is about all of us. 00:08:01.647 --> 00:08:03.982 Thank you. You're already doing it. 00:08:04.066 --> 00:08:05.358 Dink! 00:08:05.442 --> 00:08:07.360 [♪♪♪] 00:08:11.073 --> 00:08:13.950 Why do you always copy everything I do? 00:08:14.034 --> 00:08:16.536 Fine. I'll do something different. 00:08:16.620 --> 00:08:17.954 -Ooh! Sorry. -Ow. 00:08:18.038 --> 00:08:20.206 -Anyone hungry? -Yeah, starving. 00:08:20.290 --> 00:08:22.292 PETER: Leave it with me. 00:08:22.376 --> 00:08:24.711 [FLIES BUZZING] 00:08:30.050 --> 00:08:32.594 Okay, take one bite and pass it around. 00:08:32.678 --> 00:08:37.099 I'm just going to wait until we get home, where the food isn't decomposing. 00:08:37.182 --> 00:08:39.601 -Yeah. -Yeah, me too. 00:08:39.685 --> 00:08:41.687 Well, la-di-da. 00:08:41.770 --> 00:08:45.440 I didn't realise I was with a bunch of sophisticates. 00:08:46.984 --> 00:08:48.068 [GAGGING] 00:08:59.371 --> 00:09:01.539 MOPSY: Let's go get some dinner. ALL: Yeah! 00:09:05.919 --> 00:09:07.170 THOMAS: And there they go. 00:09:07.254 --> 00:09:10.423 Right through the opening where there once was a gate. 00:09:10.507 --> 00:09:11.633 Good for them. 00:09:11.717 --> 00:09:14.177 Do they do any of the planting and weeding and watering? 00:09:14.261 --> 00:09:17.681 -No, they don't. But they were here first. BEA: Exactly. 00:09:17.765 --> 00:09:20.392 And you still have your tomatoes. 00:09:20.476 --> 00:09:22.519 My tomatoes. 00:09:22.603 --> 00:09:26.690 I would never have thought a city man would like to garden that much. 00:09:26.774 --> 00:09:30.319 I even heard he wants to try and sell them at market. 00:09:31.612 --> 00:09:34.573 It's too moist. I'll get the hair dryer. 00:09:34.656 --> 00:09:36.741 It's about time he had a hobby. 00:09:36.825 --> 00:09:39.661 I hope he's as successful at his as I am at mine. 00:09:39.745 --> 00:09:41.037 And what is that? 00:09:41.121 --> 00:09:42.831 Passing judgement. 00:09:42.915 --> 00:09:46.793 What is going on with her hair? 00:09:49.379 --> 00:09:51.756 Wait! You don't have to try to eat me anymore. 00:09:51.840 --> 00:09:54.175 Remember? You're welcome to all of this. 00:09:54.259 --> 00:09:56.511 Right, right, right. Still getting used to that. 00:09:56.595 --> 00:09:57.971 I have so much energy. 00:09:58.055 --> 00:10:01.558 I think it's this new plant-based diet and that I don't have to chase you anymore. 00:10:01.642 --> 00:10:03.644 I'm just like, aah! 00:10:03.727 --> 00:10:05.812 Hm. Have you tried jogging? 00:10:05.896 --> 00:10:07.105 What's jogging? 00:10:07.189 --> 00:10:10.942 It's running without a terrified animal in front of you. 00:10:11.026 --> 00:10:14.029 -Think that'll work? -I'm desperately hoping so. 00:10:17.241 --> 00:10:19.660 There you go, sweeties. 00:10:21.120 --> 00:10:22.579 Hey. 00:10:24.081 --> 00:10:26.833 I can't believe this might turn into something. 00:10:33.215 --> 00:10:34.341 [PHONE RINGING] 00:10:34.424 --> 00:10:35.675 THOMAS: I'll get it! 00:10:36.677 --> 00:10:38.595 BEA: It might be the publisher! 00:10:38.679 --> 00:10:41.556 Peter, you know not to touch this stuff. 00:10:41.640 --> 00:10:44.934 Honestly, my kids will be so much better behaved. 00:10:45.018 --> 00:10:46.769 -Tsk. Hmm. THOMAS: Hello? 00:10:48.438 --> 00:10:49.814 Ah. 00:10:51.150 --> 00:10:52.651 Miss you, Dad. 00:10:52.734 --> 00:10:55.319 No one gets me the way you did. 00:10:56.363 --> 00:10:58.073 Bea, Bea, it is. It's the publisher. 00:10:59.158 --> 00:11:00.909 [TOMMY GRUNTING] 00:11:00.993 --> 00:11:01.827 BEA: Hello. 00:11:01.910 --> 00:11:02.911 [PETER GASPS] 00:11:04.121 --> 00:11:05.122 Yes, this is she. 00:11:05.581 --> 00:11:07.124 [SNIFFS] 00:11:08.876 --> 00:11:10.168 No! Tommy! 00:11:10.252 --> 00:11:12.337 Those are Mr. McGregor's. 00:11:12.421 --> 00:11:15.215 But you used to steal from him all the time. 00:11:15.299 --> 00:11:16.925 We share the garden now. 00:11:17.009 --> 00:11:20.554 Oh, because he married the lady, you do what he says now? 00:11:20.637 --> 00:11:22.347 No, not because of that. 00:11:22.431 --> 00:11:24.057 Well, kind of because of that. It's... 00:11:24.141 --> 00:11:26.810 Look, just don't touch the tomatoes, badger. 00:11:26.894 --> 00:11:29.062 -Oh, okay. -Ah-ah-ah! 00:11:29.146 --> 00:11:31.064 [GRUNTS] 00:11:31.148 --> 00:11:32.357 Ah. 00:11:32.816 --> 00:11:33.858 -Unh. 00:11:33.942 --> 00:11:35.610 -Unh. 00:11:35.694 --> 00:11:36.611 -Unh. 00:11:36.695 --> 00:11:37.570 -Unh. 00:11:37.654 --> 00:11:39.864 -Unh. -Ah. Um... 00:11:39.948 --> 00:11:40.907 And? 00:11:40.991 --> 00:11:43.326 [GRUNTS, THEN GROANS] 00:11:44.286 --> 00:11:45.996 I swear, if it wasn't for me... 00:11:46.079 --> 00:11:49.707 Thank you. Oh, you're very... You're very kind. 00:11:49.791 --> 00:11:51.334 Mm-hm. 00:11:51.418 --> 00:11:53.253 The 11:15 train to Gloucester? 00:11:53.337 --> 00:11:54.963 Yeah, we should be able to make that. 00:11:55.047 --> 00:11:55.881 [BOTH GASP] 00:11:56.965 --> 00:11:59.175 I knew it! I saw you! 00:11:59.259 --> 00:12:00.385 [THOMAS GRUNTS] 00:12:00.469 --> 00:12:02.971 Get out! Get out of my garden! 00:12:03.055 --> 00:12:05.974 Oh, the rabbits would love to come. It'd be such a fun adventure. 00:12:06.058 --> 00:12:07.642 I knew you wouldn't change. 00:12:07.726 --> 00:12:09.644 -You're the same naughty rabbit... -Thanks. Bye. 00:12:09.728 --> 00:12:10.854 ...you've always been! 00:12:10.938 --> 00:12:15.275 Just leave my tomatoes alone! You have everything else! 00:12:18.737 --> 00:12:21.114 See? I've told him a million times. 00:12:21.198 --> 00:12:23.658 -He doesn't listen to me. -Go easy on him. 00:12:23.742 --> 00:12:26.119 He's getting used to the idea that you're here to stay. 00:12:28.830 --> 00:12:29.872 [THOMAS SIGHS] 00:12:30.832 --> 00:12:32.208 [♪♪♪] 00:12:33.460 --> 00:12:34.502 Huh? 00:12:37.506 --> 00:12:38.840 Huh? 00:12:38.966 --> 00:12:41.843 Yeah. You can use your front legs too. 00:12:41.927 --> 00:12:43.803 Oh, right, right, right. 00:12:43.887 --> 00:12:45.513 [GRUNTING] 00:12:48.809 --> 00:12:50.352 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 00:12:55.440 --> 00:12:58.901 -Wow. Is this all for us? -That's what the ticket said. 00:12:58.986 --> 00:13:01.113 Only the best for the next big thing. 00:13:01.196 --> 00:13:03.990 BEA: Oh. What do we have here? 00:13:04.074 --> 00:13:06.284 [RABBITS GRUNTING] 00:13:06.576 --> 00:13:07.952 Hm? 00:13:09.413 --> 00:13:11.039 Mm. Hm? 00:13:12.040 --> 00:13:14.000 Oh! 00:13:14.084 --> 00:13:15.335 [SQUEALING AND LAUGHING] 00:13:15.877 --> 00:13:18.254 BEA: "Enjoy the journey. It's just the beginning." 00:13:18.338 --> 00:13:20.798 A bit presumptuous, isn't it? 00:13:21.842 --> 00:13:25.053 "Forgive me for being presumptuous.” 00:13:25.137 --> 00:13:26.680 -He's good. -Mm. 00:13:26.847 --> 00:13:29.766 As someone who's been on a train before, a few pointers. 00:13:29.850 --> 00:13:31.643 Don't stare at the scenery rushing by. 00:13:31.727 --> 00:13:36.106 Look at a fixed point on the horizon and just lock your eyes onto that. 00:13:37.274 --> 00:13:39.025 Mm. Oh. 00:13:39.526 --> 00:13:42.111 Hm? You okay? 00:13:43.196 --> 00:13:45.448 When you're on a train, the best thing is to look 00:13:45.532 --> 00:13:48.910 at a fixed point on the horizon. 00:13:54.374 --> 00:13:56.000 Oh, no. Ha-ha-ha! 00:13:57.127 --> 00:13:59.087 Magic, magic, magic. 00:13:59.171 --> 00:14:00.547 Magic! 00:14:00.630 --> 00:14:03.966 Oh, no. Cotton-Tail just discovered sugar. 00:14:04.051 --> 00:14:07.387 Hey, we had a good run. 00:14:07.471 --> 00:14:09.806 "Lavatory." Ha-ha-ha! 00:14:11.141 --> 00:14:13.143 [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 00:14:13.935 --> 00:14:15.019 Hm? 00:14:16.021 --> 00:14:17.272 Hm? 00:14:18.273 --> 00:14:19.941 -Hm? -Hm? 00:14:20.150 --> 00:14:22.443 I'm gonna live forever! 00:14:22.527 --> 00:14:24.111 [RABBITS GASP] 00:14:24.196 --> 00:14:26.198 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 00:14:26.281 --> 00:14:27.323 [GRUNTS] 00:14:27.407 --> 00:14:29.450 Told you! 00:14:32.454 --> 00:14:34.456 [RABBITS YELP THEN COTTON-TAIL LAUGHS] 00:14:39.878 --> 00:14:40.795 [COTTON-TAIL LAUGHING] 00:14:40.879 --> 00:14:42.714 Thank you. 00:14:45.384 --> 00:14:48.678 Do you know what happens after you eat too much sugar? 00:14:48.762 --> 00:14:49.596 [SNORING] 00:14:49.679 --> 00:14:52.682 -That. -Come on, sweeties. 00:14:56.770 --> 00:14:59.105 -Please come in. -Oh. 00:15:00.399 --> 00:15:01.900 There they are. 00:15:01.983 --> 00:15:03.109 -Hello. -Bea. 00:15:03.193 --> 00:15:06.738 -You're even lovelier than I imagined. -Oh. 00:15:06.822 --> 00:15:07.864 -Thomas. -Hello. 00:15:07.948 --> 00:15:09.449 -Handsome devil. -Well... 00:15:09.533 --> 00:15:11.701 I'm sure I'm one of many beating down your door, 00:15:11.785 --> 00:15:15.246 -begging to publish your next book. -Yes, well, so many. 00:15:15.330 --> 00:15:19.709 In fact, we don't have a door anymore. It's been beaten right off its hinges. 00:15:20.752 --> 00:15:24.589 And the stars themselves, with Peter, the ringleader. 00:15:24.673 --> 00:15:25.715 Always out front. 00:15:25.799 --> 00:15:26.966 Sweet. 00:15:27.050 --> 00:15:29.802 I'm not your leader. I'm not always out front. 00:15:29.886 --> 00:15:32.054 Look, you come here. Benjamin, swing out a little. 00:15:32.139 --> 00:15:35.058 Mops, back it up to your right. Flopsy, you come this way. 00:15:35.142 --> 00:15:38.186 Benjamin, Mops, split the difference. There you go. You'll slot here. 00:15:38.270 --> 00:15:40.063 I'll go here, and... 00:15:40.147 --> 00:15:41.439 [GROANS] 00:15:41.898 --> 00:15:46.152 If you'll allow me to gush, the book is absolutely exquisite. 00:15:46.236 --> 00:15:47.820 -A triumph. -Oh. 00:15:47.904 --> 00:15:49.572 I'll allow you. 00:15:49.656 --> 00:15:53.242 "What greater gift than the love of a rabbit." 00:15:55.996 --> 00:15:57.622 -Charles Dickens. -Yes. 00:15:57.706 --> 00:16:00.208 Well, he said "a cat." You obviously knew that. 00:16:00.292 --> 00:16:01.668 Of course. I love Dickens. 00:16:01.751 --> 00:16:03.377 -Know every word he's written. -You do? 00:16:03.462 --> 00:16:05.046 -Mm-hm. I do. -No, you don't. 00:16:05.130 --> 00:16:06.214 I don't think so. 00:16:06.298 --> 00:16:07.716 [ALL LAUGH] 00:16:07.799 --> 00:16:08.633 Strong. 00:16:08.717 --> 00:16:09.551 -Yeah. -You box? 00:16:09.634 --> 00:16:11.552 Yeah, no, I... Yeah, I do. I do box. 00:16:11.636 --> 00:16:12.845 -You do? -Yep. 00:16:12.929 --> 00:16:14.096 -No, you don't. -Yes, I do. 00:16:14.181 --> 00:16:16.266 -When? -I flop the heavy ropes. 00:16:16.349 --> 00:16:19.727 I move the heavy metal bars. I've got those big balls of sand. 00:16:19.811 --> 00:16:22.814 I do push-ups outside in the thing with my shirt off. 00:16:22.898 --> 00:16:25.442 And I also like protein ointments. 00:16:25.525 --> 00:16:28.528 -Well, we should get in the ring sometime. -Yeah. That's not a problem. 00:16:28.612 --> 00:16:30.113 -Now, I'd like to walk you... -Sorry. 00:16:30.197 --> 00:16:31.489 ...through our strategy. 00:16:31.573 --> 00:16:34.242 Carlos, some water for our rabbits. 00:16:35.285 --> 00:16:36.828 Bea, sit right here. 00:16:36.912 --> 00:16:39.039 Sparkling and still. 00:16:39.664 --> 00:16:40.539 [BOTH GASP] 00:16:40.624 --> 00:16:41.458 Wow! 00:16:41.541 --> 00:16:44.001 NIGEL: Thomas, right here. -Ohh. Fancy. 00:16:46.004 --> 00:16:46.838 [BOTH GAG] 00:16:46.922 --> 00:16:48.798 It's like drinking sand. 00:16:48.882 --> 00:16:51.009 [IN STRAINED VOICE] I like it. It's delicious. 00:16:51.092 --> 00:16:53.594 -You're just saying that to be different. -Am not. 00:16:53.678 --> 00:16:55.054 Drink some more, then. 00:17:00.018 --> 00:17:00.977 [GAGS] 00:17:01.061 --> 00:17:03.396 It's amazing. 00:17:04.356 --> 00:17:05.398 [BELCHES] 00:17:05.774 --> 00:17:06.649 [GROANS] 00:17:06.733 --> 00:17:10.319 So we want to start by printing 5000 copies 00:17:10.403 --> 00:17:13.155 -of your book. -Wow. 00:17:13.240 --> 00:17:16.493 -Five thousand? -I assume you want to write a second one? 00:17:16.576 --> 00:17:19.245 I hadn't really thought about it, but... 00:17:20.288 --> 00:17:22.456 I don't know, I guess I do have a brief framework 00:17:22.541 --> 00:17:24.292 for a 23-book series 00:17:24.376 --> 00:17:27.670 featuring 109 characters based on the animals in my life, 00:17:27.754 --> 00:17:30.631 creating an interwoven narrative about morality, nature and family, 00:17:30.715 --> 00:17:33.259 set in the fields and towns around our farm. 00:17:33.343 --> 00:17:34.886 Fantastic. 00:17:34.970 --> 00:17:38.348 Fantastic. Fantastic. 00:17:38.431 --> 00:17:41.642 Because it's in your next book that we see huge potential. 00:17:41.726 --> 00:17:43.477 -Fantastic. -Fantastic. 00:17:43.562 --> 00:17:45.188 -Fantastic. -Fantastic. 00:17:45.272 --> 00:17:46.398 I don't trust this guy. 00:17:46.481 --> 00:17:49.734 We've done some research on your book. 00:17:49.818 --> 00:17:53.154 Now, people liked the story and the setting, 00:17:53.238 --> 00:17:56.866 but what they really loved were the rabbits. 00:17:56.950 --> 00:18:00.036 So, in the second book, we want to emphasise their individuality. 00:18:01.413 --> 00:18:03.957 "Benjamin, the wise one." 00:18:04.040 --> 00:18:06.000 "Cotton-Tail, the firecracker." 00:18:06.084 --> 00:18:07.543 This guy is good. 00:18:07.627 --> 00:18:10.087 "Flopsy and Mopsy, the dynamic duo." 00:18:10.171 --> 00:18:12.590 -Why are we always treated...? -As a unit? 00:18:12.674 --> 00:18:14.425 -But we do... -Look good. 00:18:14.509 --> 00:18:16.719 -And then, finally, Peter. -What? 00:18:16.803 --> 00:18:19.222 I get one? This is crazy. 00:18:19.306 --> 00:18:20.890 We have two options for him. 00:18:20.974 --> 00:18:23.726 I get two? 00:18:23.810 --> 00:18:25.853 -"The mischief maker." Or... Mm. 00:18:27.772 --> 00:18:29.648 "The bad seed." 00:18:29.733 --> 00:18:32.152 Nope. And he was doing so well too. 00:18:32.235 --> 00:18:34.070 That one. That's the one. You've nailed it. 00:18:34.154 --> 00:18:35.697 -What? -It's our favourite too. 00:18:35.780 --> 00:18:37.740 -Really speaks to his character. -No, it doesn't. 00:18:37.824 --> 00:18:40.535 "The bad seed" seems harsh, don't you think? 00:18:40.619 --> 00:18:42.579 -Eh... -Well, he is a bit of a brat, really. 00:18:42.662 --> 00:18:44.372 Even according to your own book, 00:18:44.456 --> 00:18:46.791 he nearly broke you two up and destroyed his own family. 00:18:46.875 --> 00:18:49.502 He's a little mischievous, but he doesn't mean anything by it. 00:18:49.586 --> 00:18:52.130 -Exactly. Thank you. - I did catch him yesterday 00:18:52.213 --> 00:18:53.672 trying to steal one of my tomatoes. 00:18:53.757 --> 00:18:56.676 No, no, no. I was actually making sure that no one stole your tomatoes. 00:18:56.760 --> 00:19:00.680 -I also imagine his voice to be annoying. -[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] What?! 00:19:00.764 --> 00:19:02.348 My voice isn't annoying, 00:19:02.432 --> 00:19:04.350 right? 00:19:05.393 --> 00:19:07.311 I have something to show you. 00:19:08.688 --> 00:19:11.440 Here's how much we want to do this with you. 00:19:11.524 --> 00:19:12.775 [GASPS] 00:19:12.859 --> 00:19:15.653 BEA: Oh, my goodness. NIGEL & THOMAS: Ha-ha-ha. 00:19:15.862 --> 00:19:16.946 [IN UNISON] Whoa! 00:19:17.030 --> 00:19:18.823 My ears are gigantic. 00:19:18.907 --> 00:19:20.992 Peter really looks like a villain. 00:19:21.076 --> 00:19:23.828 NIGEL: Every story needs one. -I'm not a villain. 00:19:23.912 --> 00:19:26.205 That's not an accurate reflection of any of us. 00:19:26.289 --> 00:19:28.249 It's like I'm looking in a mirror. 00:19:28.333 --> 00:19:30.001 BEA: I love it. -What? 00:19:30.085 --> 00:19:32.754 I think it's terrific. 00:19:32.837 --> 00:19:34.797 Oh, it's incredible. 00:19:34.881 --> 00:19:37.508 NIGEL.: It must be so precious to see your family up there. 00:19:37.592 --> 00:19:39.844 BEA: It's my dream come true. 00:19:39.928 --> 00:19:42.388 [GREEN DAY'S "BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS" PLAYING] 00:19:42.514 --> 00:19:43.515 [SIGHS] 00:19:43.598 --> 00:19:45.766 BEA: They look amazing! 00:19:47.018 --> 00:19:51.518 ♪ I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known ♪ 00:19:53.149 --> 00:19:54.775 ♪ Don't know where it goes ♪ 00:19:54.859 --> 00:19:56.110 Ahh! 00:19:57.821 --> 00:19:58.822 [GROANS] 00:20:01.074 --> 00:20:02.867 [SLOSHING] 00:20:02.951 --> 00:20:04.786 Oh, come on. 00:20:04.869 --> 00:20:07.037 [GRUNTING] 00:20:07.414 --> 00:20:09.499 [MUFFLED MUTTERING] 00:20:09.999 --> 00:20:12.292 [GRUNTING] 00:20:12.377 --> 00:20:16.089 ♪ And I'm the only one And I walk alone ♪ 00:20:16.172 --> 00:20:17.506 [GROANS] 00:20:18.758 --> 00:20:21.719 ♪ I walk alone, I walk alone ♪ 00:20:21.803 --> 00:20:23.471 Of course you'd be singing that song. 00:20:23.555 --> 00:20:25.974 I can sing something else if you like. 00:20:26.057 --> 00:20:27.349 Suit yourself. 00:20:27.434 --> 00:20:30.019 ♪ Sometimes I wish ♪ 00:20:30.103 --> 00:20:33.272 ♪ Someone out there will find me ♪ 00:20:33.356 --> 00:20:37.856 ♪ Till then I walk alone ♪ 00:20:39.529 --> 00:20:40.988 Hm? 00:20:49.414 --> 00:20:51.165 What you looking at, son? 00:20:51.249 --> 00:20:53.668 Never seen anyone steal something before? 00:20:53.752 --> 00:20:55.712 You some kind of goody-goody? 00:20:55.795 --> 00:20:57.421 I'm no goody-goody. 00:20:57.505 --> 00:20:59.548 In fact, apparently, I'm bad. 00:20:59.632 --> 00:21:01.300 Yeah, I've made some mistakes, 00:21:01.384 --> 00:21:03.719 which is what I thought kids are supposed to do, right? 00:21:03.803 --> 00:21:05.596 Learn, grow, evolve. 00:21:05.680 --> 00:21:08.808 But I guess, for this rabbit, the die is cast. 00:21:08.892 --> 00:21:11.102 And you know what? I don't care anymore. 00:21:11.186 --> 00:21:12.896 Oh, good for you, son. 00:21:12.979 --> 00:21:15.147 But if I can just suggest one thing, 00:21:15.231 --> 00:21:17.691 next time you meet a grizzled old thief on the street, 00:21:17.776 --> 00:21:19.861 maybe don't open up so much. 00:21:19.944 --> 00:21:22.529 -Sorry. -No, I like it. 00:21:22.614 --> 00:21:26.367 It's just, out here, not everyone's as emotionally evolved as I am. 00:21:26.451 --> 00:21:29.745 -Ah. -Name's Barnabas. Nice to meet you. 00:21:29.829 --> 00:21:31.747 -Peter. -Take a peach. 00:21:33.875 --> 00:21:36.460 You said you weren't a goody-goody. 00:21:36.544 --> 00:21:39.004 No. I'm no goody-goody. 00:21:39.088 --> 00:21:41.131 I'm a baddy-baddy. 00:21:42.133 --> 00:21:43.384 [GRUNTING] 00:21:44.511 --> 00:21:47.138 SHOPKEEPER: Oy! -Oh, no. 00:21:47.222 --> 00:21:49.265 -Come on. -I've had it with you rats! 00:21:49.349 --> 00:21:51.976 - I hate when they call us rodents. -Come back here! 00:21:52.060 --> 00:21:54.020 PETER: Also when they try and hit us with a broom. 00:21:54.103 --> 00:21:56.480 -That is not what a broom is for! -Get out of my shop! 00:21:56.564 --> 00:21:57.731 [GRUNTS] 00:21:59.567 --> 00:22:01.151 SHOPKEEPER: Oh, I've had it with you rats! 00:22:01.236 --> 00:22:03.863 PETER: Oof! -You owe me a peach, son. 00:22:03.947 --> 00:22:05.949 Lucky I had this safe house nearby. 00:22:06.032 --> 00:22:08.826 -Where you from? -None of your business, old man. 00:22:08.910 --> 00:22:10.119 What? 00:22:10.203 --> 00:22:12.830 Uh, well, you told me not to open up. 00:22:12.914 --> 00:22:17.414 Ha. Now you're learning, but, also, I am genuinely curious. 00:22:17.627 --> 00:22:20.671 I'm from the country, on a farm, near a pond. 00:22:20.755 --> 00:22:23.507 Really? Where'd you get that jacket? 00:22:23.591 --> 00:22:25.884 It looks just like one my old friend used to have. 00:22:25.969 --> 00:22:26.928 It was my dad's. 00:22:27.011 --> 00:22:27.845 [WHISTLING NEARBY] 00:22:27.929 --> 00:22:28.888 Shh, shh, shh. 00:22:31.307 --> 00:22:33.225 We got to go. 00:22:38.773 --> 00:22:40.608 PETER: Oof! 00:22:40.692 --> 00:22:41.734 You okay, son? 00:22:41.818 --> 00:22:43.027 Yeah. I'm fine. 00:22:44.070 --> 00:22:47.281 -Did you just wink at me? -Oh, um, sorry. 00:22:47.365 --> 00:22:50.076 No, no, the only other rabbit I knew who could wink 00:22:50.159 --> 00:22:53.829 was my friend from the country, and he lived next to a pond. 00:22:53.913 --> 00:22:57.625 Wait a minute. That farmer, his name isn't McGregor, is it? 00:22:57.709 --> 00:23:01.170 -Yeah. -Are you Peter Rabbit? 00:23:01.254 --> 00:23:03.881 -Yeah. - I can't believe it. 00:23:03.965 --> 00:23:06.634 My old friend, I think he was your dad. 00:23:06.718 --> 00:23:07.552 [GASPS] 00:23:07.635 --> 00:23:09.678 MAILMAN: They're in the recycling bin! 00:23:09.762 --> 00:23:12.055 -What do we do? -We have some fun. 00:23:12.140 --> 00:23:13.224 [♪♪♪] 00:23:15.226 --> 00:23:16.477 SHOPKEEPER: There you are! 00:23:17.312 --> 00:23:18.313 How is this fun? 00:23:18.396 --> 00:23:21.023 Because they actually believe they have a chance. 00:23:21.107 --> 00:23:22.858 Okay. 00:23:23.359 --> 00:23:25.027 [BARNABAS LAUGHS AND PETER BLOWS RASPBERRY] 00:23:26.070 --> 00:23:28.405 ♪ Yeah, I came to play Hey, hey ♪ 00:23:28.489 --> 00:23:31.783 ♪ Get the competition Out the way ♪ 00:23:34.120 --> 00:23:36.038 Should this be in paper or plastic? 00:23:36.122 --> 00:23:38.290 No one really knows. 00:23:38.374 --> 00:23:40.000 ♪ I just can't Control it tonight ♪ 00:23:40.084 --> 00:23:41.835 ♪ My feet go from left To the right ♪ 00:23:41.920 --> 00:23:43.796 ♪ I just can't Control it tonight ♪ 00:23:43.880 --> 00:23:46.007 ♪ My feet go from left To the right ♪ 00:23:46.090 --> 00:23:49.051 ♪ My lips keep on going Up and down, hey ♪ 00:23:49.636 --> 00:23:50.678 [GROANS] 00:23:51.012 --> 00:23:52.471 SHOPKEEPER: Got you! 00:23:55.350 --> 00:23:56.642 What do we do now? 00:23:58.603 --> 00:24:01.772 [GRUNTS, THEN GROANING] 00:24:04.359 --> 00:24:05.360 [CHUCKLES] 00:24:07.111 --> 00:24:08.153 [SHRIEKS] 00:24:10.865 --> 00:24:13.284 -You're right! That was fun. -Yeah. 00:24:13.368 --> 00:24:16.871 And there's a lot more of that around every corner. 00:24:17.997 --> 00:24:19.289 MAN: We've got you! 00:24:21.668 --> 00:24:22.543 Now, come on. 00:24:22.627 --> 00:24:24.712 Get in there, rabbit. 00:24:26.714 --> 00:24:28.882 [♪♪♪] 00:24:32.011 --> 00:24:33.887 Who are these people? Where are they taking us? 00:24:33.972 --> 00:24:35.556 Stay calm, son. 00:24:35.640 --> 00:24:38.351 I won't let anything happen to you. 00:24:40.061 --> 00:24:41.062 NIGEL: And here. 00:24:42.063 --> 00:24:43.355 And there. 00:24:43.439 --> 00:24:44.440 BEA: Mm-hm. -Here. 00:24:45.650 --> 00:24:47.401 And that's a fingerprint. 00:24:49.195 --> 00:24:51.030 I just need to say something. 00:24:51.114 --> 00:24:54.700 My book is very personal to me, and I don't want it to be compromised. 00:24:54.784 --> 00:24:57.077 I'd be spinning in my grave if it was ever adapted 00:24:57.161 --> 00:25:01.661 into some sassy hip-fest, purely for commercial gain, 00:25:02.125 --> 00:25:03.626 probably by an American. 00:25:04.377 --> 00:25:05.336 Mm-hm. 00:25:05.420 --> 00:25:08.756 I give you my word that I will be your ferocious guardian, 00:25:08.840 --> 00:25:10.716 a fortress between your art 00:25:10.800 --> 00:25:13.677 and all who wish to boorishly capitalize on it. 00:25:15.471 --> 00:25:16.513 Let's do it. 00:25:16.764 --> 00:25:17.723 Hurrah! 00:25:17.974 --> 00:25:20.935 ALL: Hurrah! Hurrah! 00:25:21.019 --> 00:25:22.895 I'm telling you, this guy's garbage. 00:25:22.979 --> 00:25:25.272 Of course, making it more contemporary 00:25:25.356 --> 00:25:28.650 would increase the readership and benefit your land preservation fund 00:25:28.735 --> 00:25:31.237 by, say, putting the rabbits in high-tops and T-shirts? 00:25:31.654 --> 00:25:32.488 [IN UNISON] Huh? 00:25:35.366 --> 00:25:37.409 But you're a purist. 00:25:37.493 --> 00:25:38.410 I respect that. 00:25:38.494 --> 00:25:40.787 Sir, Marvin Stuart's outside for you. 00:25:40.872 --> 00:25:42.582 Ah, Marvin. 00:25:42.665 --> 00:25:43.916 One of our authors. 00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:45.501 [WHISPERS] Marvin Stuart. 00:25:45.585 --> 00:25:48.212 Hi, Marvin. I'll be right down. 00:25:48.296 --> 00:25:51.549 We bought him that car when his book hit number one. 00:25:51.632 --> 00:25:54.635 Marvin made a picture book about butterflies. 00:25:54.719 --> 00:25:56.512 Gorgeous, elegant. 00:25:56.596 --> 00:26:00.099 You could hang it in a museum. Sold 250 copies. 00:26:00.183 --> 00:26:01.809 I made a small suggestion. 00:26:02.852 --> 00:26:05.646 Sold 15 million copies. 00:26:06.606 --> 00:26:08.566 That's more than Dickens. 00:26:09.859 --> 00:26:12.361 -Where's Peter? -Yeah, I'm starting to get worried. 00:26:12.445 --> 00:26:13.446 This is not like him. 00:26:13.529 --> 00:26:16.573 The last time I saw him, we were staring at the billboard. 00:26:16.657 --> 00:26:19.493 [IN UNISON] Ah, the billboard. 00:26:20.495 --> 00:26:22.246 But seriously, where is Peter? 00:26:22.872 --> 00:26:24.582 [♪♪♪] 00:26:29.420 --> 00:26:31.380 You got two this time. Nice one. 00:26:36.803 --> 00:26:39.972 MOTHER: Well, I don't know why I'm here. -I want that one. 00:26:40.056 --> 00:26:43.476 He's just like Peter from that book Nana gave me. 00:26:50.900 --> 00:26:55.070 Aw, they want to go together. Can I get this one too, Mum, please? 00:26:55.154 --> 00:26:56.697 They look like father and son. 00:26:56.781 --> 00:26:58.657 More like "before" and "after." 00:26:58.741 --> 00:27:00.117 They're so filthy. 00:27:01.119 --> 00:27:02.453 [SCOFFS] 00:27:02.578 --> 00:27:04.496 All right, then. Go on. 00:27:05.581 --> 00:27:10.081 Honestly, I don't know how you like those things. They're just vermin. 00:27:15.466 --> 00:27:18.886 AMELIA: Liam, we've got two rabbits! -Yay! Yay! 00:27:18.970 --> 00:27:23.224 This next part might get a little bumpy, but it's actually quite fun. 00:27:23.307 --> 00:27:25.851 MOTHER: Don't touch them until they've had their shots! 00:27:25.935 --> 00:27:28.228 They probably have the plague. 00:27:30.356 --> 00:27:33.192 I'm naming mine Monkey Boo-Boo Face. 00:27:33.276 --> 00:27:35.194 LIAM: Mine's Mrs. Cottage Cheese. 00:27:36.279 --> 00:27:38.072 BOTH: Whoa! 00:27:38.614 --> 00:27:41.992 ♪ That's not my name That's not my name ♪ 00:27:42.743 --> 00:27:43.702 [GIBBERING] 00:27:43.786 --> 00:27:45.287 LIAM: Aren't you a good rabbit? 00:27:45.371 --> 00:27:48.874 ♪ I'm the last chick standing Up against the wall ♪ 00:27:49.000 --> 00:27:51.377 [BOTH YELLING] 00:27:51.460 --> 00:27:53.545 Hello. Hello. Hello. 00:27:57.675 --> 00:27:59.385 This is so humiliating. 00:27:59.468 --> 00:28:01.761 Here, try this. 00:28:01.846 --> 00:28:03.806 Much better. Thanks. 00:28:03.890 --> 00:28:05.725 ♪ That's not my name That's not my name ♪ 00:28:05.808 --> 00:28:07.810 Uh-oh. Oh, oh, oh! 00:28:07.894 --> 00:28:10.104 [BOTH YELLING] 00:28:11.397 --> 00:28:13.982 MOTHER: Let's go, kids! We're off to Grandma. 00:28:16.444 --> 00:28:18.529 LIAM: Won't they feel scared in the dark, Mum? 00:28:18.613 --> 00:28:20.865 MOTHER: They're animals. They don't have feelings. 00:28:21.949 --> 00:28:24.076 This is what it's like to be a pet? 00:28:24.160 --> 00:28:28.660 The kids mean well, but that mum's a real monster. 00:28:28.915 --> 00:28:30.207 [NECK CRACKS] 00:28:31.209 --> 00:28:33.127 What do we do now? 00:28:33.211 --> 00:28:34.795 We go to work. 00:28:34.879 --> 00:28:36.881 [♪♪♪] 00:28:38.424 --> 00:28:39.299 Ah. 00:29:10.414 --> 00:29:11.623 Hm? 00:29:19.340 --> 00:29:20.299 Jackpot. 00:29:23.886 --> 00:29:24.720 [GASPS] 00:29:26.180 --> 00:29:28.515 Get a bag, son. They're always under the sink. 00:29:28.599 --> 00:29:29.766 [GRUNTS] 00:29:34.188 --> 00:29:35.230 [YELLS, THEN GRUNTS] 00:29:38.276 --> 00:29:41.237 I'll just go ahead and use the handle. 00:29:42.989 --> 00:29:45.324 Putting tomatoes in the fridge. 00:29:45.408 --> 00:29:46.951 And they call us animals. 00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:50.412 Oh! I get it. 00:29:50.496 --> 00:29:52.456 You wanted to get caught. 00:29:52.540 --> 00:29:56.502 You wanted to get taken to the pet shop. 00:29:56.585 --> 00:30:01.085 You wanted to get adopted so you could take their food. Unh! 00:30:01.465 --> 00:30:04.009 This is the McGregor's garden of the city. 00:30:04.093 --> 00:30:05.928 It's how we survive out here. 00:30:06.012 --> 00:30:08.764 -Really? Are they all like this? -Nah. 00:30:08.848 --> 00:30:10.891 It's usually just takeout containers 00:30:10.975 --> 00:30:15.475 and a bottle of champagne they're saving for a special occasion that will never come. 00:30:15.646 --> 00:30:17.230 Oh, that's so sad. 00:30:17.315 --> 00:30:19.400 Yeah, it's really sad. 00:30:19.483 --> 00:30:22.068 -Hm. -Hm. 00:30:23.070 --> 00:30:26.198 Anyway, let's steal some more stuff, yeah? 00:30:30.953 --> 00:30:32.162 Whoa. 00:30:33.831 --> 00:30:35.123 Whoa. 00:30:37.626 --> 00:30:38.877 [GASPS] 00:30:40.004 --> 00:30:40.921 [SIGHS] 00:30:53.392 --> 00:30:54.851 Wait, we're stealing from kids? 00:30:54.935 --> 00:30:56.686 Only the stuff they'll never eat. 00:30:56.771 --> 00:30:58.481 Why do parents put it in there? 00:30:58.564 --> 00:31:00.274 So teachers won't judge them. 00:31:00.358 --> 00:31:02.109 [GRUNTING] 00:31:08.491 --> 00:31:09.909 Mighty nice haul, son. 00:31:09.992 --> 00:31:11.326 How do we get it out of here? 00:31:11.410 --> 00:31:14.871 Job's worth nothing without a good pickup crew. 00:31:15.748 --> 00:31:16.707 [WHISTLES] 00:31:16.791 --> 00:31:21.128 Meet the crew. Samuel Whiskers, oldest thief in the city. 00:31:21.337 --> 00:31:23.088 They ain't even his whiskers. 00:31:23.172 --> 00:31:25.340 -He stole them. -Heh-heh-heh. 00:31:25.424 --> 00:31:26.550 BARNABAS: Tom Kitten. 00:31:26.634 --> 00:31:30.220 He don't say much, but when he does, you're glad he don't say much. 00:31:30.304 --> 00:31:33.557 Can we come in now? I'm freezing my catnip off. 00:31:33.641 --> 00:31:36.560 BARNABAS: And his sister, Mittens. The brains. 00:31:36.644 --> 00:31:38.270 Always keeps us on track. 00:31:38.354 --> 00:31:41.231 Enough with the introductions. Let's get on with it. 00:31:41.315 --> 00:31:43.984 -Storage room? -Second door to the right. 00:31:44.068 --> 00:31:46.153 -Coatroom? -Third door to the left. 00:31:46.237 --> 00:31:49.573 -Bathroom? - told you to go before you came. 00:31:49.657 --> 00:31:52.326 -End of the hall. -Thank you. 00:31:52.410 --> 00:31:54.787 So how do we get this stuff out of here? 00:31:54.954 --> 00:31:56.121 [♪♪♪] 00:31:56.205 --> 00:31:58.373 [ALL GRUNTING] 00:31:58.457 --> 00:31:59.833 PETER: Is this really gonna work? 00:31:59.917 --> 00:32:03.420 MITTENS: A well-dressed man can get away with anything in this world. 00:32:03.504 --> 00:32:06.757 And if he's got a baby with him, he can go anywhere. 00:32:06.841 --> 00:32:07.967 Three weeks ago, 00:32:08.050 --> 00:32:10.635 we rang the opening bell at the stock exchange. 00:32:10.719 --> 00:32:12.971 [BELL RINGING] 00:32:13.097 --> 00:32:14.932 Why did you want to do that? 00:32:15.015 --> 00:32:16.808 Because we could. 00:32:16.892 --> 00:32:18.894 [RINGING CONTINUES] 00:32:20.521 --> 00:32:21.438 SAMUEL: Okay. 00:32:23.315 --> 00:32:25.650 Ugh. Howard, where have you been? 00:32:25.734 --> 00:32:28.153 I need you to help me get rid of those filthy rabbits 00:32:28.237 --> 00:32:30.447 before the children come home. 00:32:30.531 --> 00:32:32.449 Have you gotten even shorter? 00:32:32.616 --> 00:32:34.618 -Oh! -[IN UNISON] Aah! 00:32:36.370 --> 00:32:37.996 MOTHER: You little beasts! 00:32:38.998 --> 00:32:40.916 BARNABAS: Come on. -Wait, what about all the food? 00:32:41.000 --> 00:32:45.087 -We're just gonna leave it? -Better to live to see another day, kid. 00:32:45.171 --> 00:32:47.464 MOTHER: I'm going to exterminate you little demons. 00:32:47.548 --> 00:32:48.549 -See you. -Laters. 00:32:48.632 --> 00:32:53.132 No, wait. I know how to deal with cranky humans who hate our guts. 00:32:53.262 --> 00:32:55.555 You lead her to the kitchen. I'll take care of her. 00:32:55.639 --> 00:32:57.724 You meet me back at the front door. 00:32:59.518 --> 00:33:04.018 You can't hide from me, you disgusting bags of disease. 00:33:05.858 --> 00:33:07.109 [YOWLS] 00:33:07.193 --> 00:33:08.569 [MOTHER GRUNTING] 00:33:08.652 --> 00:33:09.986 [SUPERGRASS' "ALRIGHT" PLAYING] 00:33:10.112 --> 00:33:11.238 [LAUGHS] 00:33:12.364 --> 00:33:14.407 I'm gonna get you! 00:33:15.367 --> 00:33:16.493 [SHRIEKS] 00:33:17.286 --> 00:33:18.287 [GROWLS] 00:33:20.539 --> 00:33:22.165 [GROWLS] 00:33:22.374 --> 00:33:24.417 [SCREAMING] 00:33:28.589 --> 00:33:30.882 [YELLING] 00:33:35.429 --> 00:33:37.431 [CONTINUES YELLING] 00:33:45.272 --> 00:33:46.564 BARNABAS: Run! 00:33:46.732 --> 00:33:47.983 ♪ We run green ♪ 00:33:49.193 --> 00:33:51.028 MOTHER: Hey! 00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:54.239 Get back here! 00:33:54.323 --> 00:33:56.283 ♪ And feel all right ♪ 00:33:58.285 --> 00:34:00.412 I can't believe this is happening! 00:34:02.581 --> 00:34:03.623 [ALL GRUNTING] 00:34:04.875 --> 00:34:06.293 [ALL GASPING] 00:34:07.836 --> 00:34:09.838 [GRUNTING] 00:34:10.631 --> 00:34:13.342 ♪ But we're all right ♪ 00:34:15.344 --> 00:34:16.970 ♪ But we're all right ♪ 00:34:17.054 --> 00:34:19.264 Need that altered, madam? 00:34:22.560 --> 00:34:26.021 You were amazing, kid. How'd you know how to do all that? 00:34:26.105 --> 00:34:27.064 It's a gift. 00:34:27.147 --> 00:34:30.316 Terrible at foreign languages, great at cartoon violence. 00:34:30.401 --> 00:34:32.820 Well, you did good, amigo. 00:34:32.903 --> 00:34:35.655 -Sorry, I did good, a-what now? -This is the best take we've had 00:34:35.739 --> 00:34:36.740 in a long time. 00:34:36.824 --> 00:34:38.575 And we got Peter to thank for it. 00:34:38.659 --> 00:34:42.537 He's the kid, the kid! Who's the kid? He's the kid. 00:34:42.621 --> 00:34:45.123 -Come here, you. Come here, you! -Ha-ha-ha! 00:34:45.207 --> 00:34:47.334 Hello. Knock, knock. Ding-dong. 00:34:47.418 --> 00:34:49.795 Word on the street is, you had a nice little pickup. 00:34:49.878 --> 00:34:53.047 -Get lost, Robinson. -Okeydokey. Will do. 00:34:53.132 --> 00:34:55.592 Hope I don't blab to anyone about this though. 00:34:55.676 --> 00:34:58.553 You know how I love to blab. Heh-heh-heh. 00:34:59.263 --> 00:35:01.056 Take care of him, son. 00:35:01.140 --> 00:35:04.852 Uh, sure. What can I get you? We have cheese, apples, champagne. 00:35:04.935 --> 00:35:07.103 -"Congratulating..." -No. 00:35:07.187 --> 00:35:08.813 Take care of him. 00:35:08.897 --> 00:35:10.064 What? 00:35:10.149 --> 00:35:11.775 No, I was kidding, Barnabas. 00:35:11.859 --> 00:35:13.610 I won't tell on you. I promise! 00:35:13.694 --> 00:35:15.112 You got to make it tight. 00:35:15.195 --> 00:35:16.988 The rabbit comes out of the hole, 00:35:17.072 --> 00:35:20.533 -round the tree, back down the hole. -What are you doing? No, no. 00:35:20.618 --> 00:35:21.660 No. 00:35:22.453 --> 00:35:25.497 -Whoa! Hang on. Ow. That hurt, mate. -Okay, son. 00:35:25.581 --> 00:35:27.874 -Now take care of him. ROBINSON: No, no, no. 00:35:27.958 --> 00:35:29.250 -Please stop. -No, I don't... 00:35:29.335 --> 00:35:32.713 -He won't say anything. Right? -No, no, I won't say nothing. 00:35:32.796 --> 00:35:35.799 I mean, I still feel bad about what I did to that mom. 00:35:35.883 --> 00:35:38.010 Freezer door, champagne, hair dryer. 00:35:38.093 --> 00:35:41.638 -I thought that was a bit cruel. -Are you part of the gang or not? 00:35:41.722 --> 00:35:45.058 Well, yeah, I'd like to be, but I don't do this. 00:35:45.142 --> 00:35:48.019 -Can't we just talk it out? -Please, please! 00:35:48.103 --> 00:35:49.437 No, no! Please! 00:35:49.521 --> 00:35:50.438 We're kidding! 00:35:50.522 --> 00:35:51.731 [ALL LAUGHING] 00:35:52.149 --> 00:35:56.611 We were all just playing with you. You should've seen your face, son. 00:35:56.695 --> 00:35:59.364 No, I was kidding you, so ha-ha-ha! 00:35:59.448 --> 00:36:01.116 You're the ones who should be wondering 00:36:01.200 --> 00:36:03.160 whether there's a private space that you can go to, 00:36:03.243 --> 00:36:05.119 to check whether you've wet yourselves. 00:36:05.204 --> 00:36:06.622 [ALL LAUGHING] 00:36:06.705 --> 00:36:08.957 We share with our friends. 00:36:09.041 --> 00:36:11.251 Besides, it's gonna go bad before we can eat it all. 00:36:12.378 --> 00:36:14.004 Pigs can fly! 00:36:14.088 --> 00:36:15.964 Come on. Let's get some air. 00:36:16.048 --> 00:36:19.676 ♪ Three nights at the motel Under streetlights ♪ 00:36:19.760 --> 00:36:21.553 BARNABAS: Oh, they were special times. 00:36:21.637 --> 00:36:24.848 Food enough for everyone, wide open spaces. 00:36:24.932 --> 00:36:27.559 Until old McGregor came and put that wall up. 00:36:27.643 --> 00:36:31.188 We all thought it was the end for us. But not your dad. 00:36:31.271 --> 00:36:32.814 Now, the question is: 00:36:32.898 --> 00:36:36.651 Was he stealing, or was he just taking what was already his? 00:36:36.735 --> 00:36:39.028 Exactly. We were there first. It belonged-- 00:36:39.113 --> 00:36:40.697 -He was stealing. -Oh. 00:36:40.781 --> 00:36:43.533 But he was keeping your bellies full the only way he could. 00:36:43.617 --> 00:36:46.202 And he taught me everything I know. 00:36:46.286 --> 00:36:47.954 Fancy a treat? 00:36:48.038 --> 00:36:49.956 [CHATTERING] 00:36:50.040 --> 00:36:50.915 Wait here. 00:36:51.792 --> 00:36:53.752 ♪ In the city of Palms ♪ 00:36:53.836 --> 00:36:56.839 ♪ Call me what you want When you want, if you want ♪ 00:36:56.922 --> 00:36:58.548 ♪ Don't waste a minute ♪ 00:36:58.632 --> 00:37:00.342 -Coming at you! -Aah! 00:37:00.426 --> 00:37:02.010 Here you go, son. 00:37:02.094 --> 00:37:04.805 Wow, that's so good. What is this? 00:37:04.888 --> 00:37:06.389 It's a potato. 00:37:06.473 --> 00:37:09.976 [IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] What?! 00:37:10.060 --> 00:37:12.187 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Let me ask you, is my voice annoying? 00:37:12.271 --> 00:37:15.691 Yeah, it's a bit polarising, but I like it. 00:37:15.774 --> 00:37:18.318 I love this place. No one telling me I'm bad. 00:37:18.402 --> 00:37:20.445 I really feel like I belong. 00:37:20.529 --> 00:37:22.489 I wish I had 10 more just like you. 00:37:22.573 --> 00:37:25.534 Then I could pull off the job me and your dad used to dream about. 00:37:25.617 --> 00:37:28.411 -One that could feed us forever. BEA: Peter! 00:37:28.495 --> 00:37:29.412 THOMAS: Peter? 00:37:29.496 --> 00:37:31.122 -Come on. BEA: Peter! 00:37:31.206 --> 00:37:34.042 Peter! There you are. 00:37:34.126 --> 00:37:37.087 BEA: Oh, Peter. We've been looking all over for you. 00:37:37.171 --> 00:37:39.423 Oh, thank goodness. Are you okay? 00:37:39.506 --> 00:37:41.758 He's fine. We have to hurry to catch the last train. 00:37:41.842 --> 00:37:43.635 Okay. 00:37:43.761 --> 00:37:45.846 [VAMPIRE WEEKEND'S "HARMONY HALL" PLAYING] 00:37:47.097 --> 00:37:47.972 [CLICKS TONGUE] 00:37:49.808 --> 00:37:51.851 BENJAMIN: Peter, what happened to you? 00:37:51.935 --> 00:37:54.062 We were starting to get worried. 00:37:54.146 --> 00:37:56.565 I just went for a walk. Come on, let's go. 00:37:57.608 --> 00:37:58.942 Is he all right? 00:37:59.026 --> 00:38:00.902 Seems to be. 00:38:00.986 --> 00:38:01.820 [SNORING] 00:38:01.904 --> 00:38:04.156 ♪ We took a vow in summertime ♪ 00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:08.326 ♪ Now we find ourselves in late December ♪ 00:38:11.705 --> 00:38:13.164 ♪ Anger wants a voice ♪ 00:38:13.248 --> 00:38:14.582 [THOMAS PANTING] 00:38:15.125 --> 00:38:17.043 THOMAS: Yes! Yes. 00:38:17.127 --> 00:38:18.670 -What are you doing? -Ooh. 00:38:18.754 --> 00:38:20.255 Doing some push-ups. 00:38:20.339 --> 00:38:23.800 Oh, you just suddenly had the urge to work out, did you? 00:38:23.884 --> 00:38:26.344 Just suddenly had the urge to read Dickens, did you? 00:38:26.428 --> 00:38:28.012 You know he's my favourite author. 00:38:28.096 --> 00:38:29.722 Name another book by Dickens. 00:38:30.849 --> 00:38:32.267 Do another push-up. 00:38:34.019 --> 00:38:35.603 Okay. 00:38:36.021 --> 00:38:38.231 [GRUNTING] 00:38:42.361 --> 00:38:44.446 Oh, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. 00:38:47.199 --> 00:38:49.201 Cock-a-doodle-do! 00:38:49.284 --> 00:38:52.495 Wake up, kids! Wake up! We have a job to do! 00:38:52.579 --> 00:38:53.580 -What? -Dad. 00:38:53.664 --> 00:38:55.165 -Come on. -We're tired. 00:38:55.249 --> 00:38:59.211 But we have to make the gigantic ball of fire rise into the sky 00:38:59.294 --> 00:39:01.004 so the earth gets warm 00:39:01.088 --> 00:39:03.548 and life as we know it can continue! 00:39:03.632 --> 00:39:04.466 What? 00:39:04.550 --> 00:39:06.552 -For real? -That's a lot of responsibility. 00:39:06.635 --> 00:39:08.887 [IN UNISON] Cock-a-doodle-do! 00:39:08.971 --> 00:39:10.847 Cock-a-doodle-do. 00:39:10.931 --> 00:39:13.183 Now, feel free to peck around, 00:39:13.267 --> 00:39:17.646 doing absolutely nothing for the next 24 hours. 00:39:19.189 --> 00:39:20.815 [♪♪♪] 00:39:22.109 --> 00:39:24.444 BENJAMIN: Ready to tell me where you went off to yesterday? 00:39:24.528 --> 00:39:27.531 -You had us all worried. -No need to worry, cousin. 00:39:27.614 --> 00:39:30.116 I was meeting someone who may have changed my life. 00:39:30.200 --> 00:39:32.619 [GASPS THEN GRUNTS] 00:39:34.621 --> 00:39:37.206 You met a girl! Yes! Tell me everything. 00:39:37.291 --> 00:39:39.710 What's her name? Mary? Scarlett? Josephine? 00:39:39.793 --> 00:39:41.461 -Barnabas. -Terrific. 00:39:41.545 --> 00:39:44.381 -No, he's an old friend of Dad's. -Wonderful. 00:39:44.464 --> 00:39:47.467 -No! He's a thief. -Oh. 00:39:47.551 --> 00:39:50.554 Peter, you do not have my blessing to kiss a thief. 00:39:50.637 --> 00:39:53.931 Ugh, would you just let me tell you my story? 00:39:54.016 --> 00:39:57.602 -Race you, Flopsy. -I am not Flopsy anymore. 00:39:57.686 --> 00:40:01.398 I've changed my name to be even different-er than you. 00:40:01.481 --> 00:40:04.484 From now on, I'm Lavatory. 00:40:04.568 --> 00:40:06.486 -Lavatory? -Yes. 00:40:06.570 --> 00:40:08.572 And I run on two legs now. 00:40:09.573 --> 00:40:10.740 It's classier. 00:40:10.824 --> 00:40:11.866 [GRUNTING] 00:40:12.492 --> 00:40:15.286 BEA: Think how much of this land we'll be able to preserve. 00:40:15.370 --> 00:40:18.289 All the nature our children will be able to explore. 00:40:18.373 --> 00:40:21.793 -Check it out, sisters. -Wait for me! 00:40:24.296 --> 00:40:25.880 THOMAS: I never had a chance to do that. 00:40:25.964 --> 00:40:28.758 Not much frolicking in the orphanage. 00:40:29.801 --> 00:40:32.303 Which is why I also picture having some two-legged children 00:40:32.387 --> 00:40:33.971 to frolic with. 00:40:34.056 --> 00:40:38.060 Yeah, and they'd have that whole mountain if I painted the rabbits in high-tops. 00:40:38.143 --> 00:40:41.437 THOMAS: And the whole valley if you put them in T-shirts and jeans. 00:40:41.521 --> 00:40:42.855 BEA: Yeah. Can you imagine? 00:40:43.899 --> 00:40:47.819 -What's going on with her? -Changed her name to "Bathroom." 00:40:50.280 --> 00:40:51.990 Aw. 00:40:52.074 --> 00:40:54.743 Go on. Join them. Frolic. 00:40:54.826 --> 00:40:55.868 -Really? -Yeah. 00:40:55.953 --> 00:40:59.831 THOMAS: Like, lie down horizontally, extend my legs, tuck in my arms, 00:40:59.915 --> 00:41:02.208 and roll down the hill safely and slowly? 00:41:02.292 --> 00:41:04.294 -Yes, I could-- -Perhaps it's not for you. 00:41:04.378 --> 00:41:05.712 Let's go have a cup of tea. 00:41:05.796 --> 00:41:07.964 What do you mean, it's not for me? It is for me. 00:41:08.048 --> 00:41:09.591 -No? -It is most assuredly for me. 00:41:09.675 --> 00:41:11.301 I can frolic. You don't think I can? 00:41:11.385 --> 00:41:13.178 - I didn't say that. -Madam, watch this. 00:41:13.261 --> 00:41:17.056 Imagine me, right, and our future children frolicking. 00:41:17.140 --> 00:41:19.350 -Mm-hm. -All right? Watch. 00:41:20.394 --> 00:41:23.313 Hey. See? Look, I'm frolicking. 00:41:23.730 --> 00:41:24.647 Oh. 00:41:24.982 --> 00:41:26.692 Whee! 00:41:27.025 --> 00:41:27.859 [ALL GRUNT] 00:41:27.943 --> 00:41:30.862 I'm speeding up a little. I'm speeding up quite a bit. 00:41:30.946 --> 00:41:32.030 Oh! Oh! 00:41:32.114 --> 00:41:33.615 [SCREAMING] 00:41:33.699 --> 00:41:38.199 Help! Help! 00:41:39.079 --> 00:41:42.457 And that's why adults shouldn't do kid stuff. 00:41:42.541 --> 00:41:44.334 [CONTINUES SCREAMING] 00:41:46.586 --> 00:41:50.881 I've been stealing from this garden my whole life and I was told I was wrong. 00:41:50.966 --> 00:41:54.427 But now with Barnabas, I know this is what I'm supposed to do. 00:41:54.511 --> 00:41:56.471 I'm supposed to be bad. 00:41:56.555 --> 00:41:58.723 This Barnabas sounds a bit dodgy. 00:41:58.807 --> 00:42:02.894 No, he's not dodgy. He gets me, like Dad did. 00:42:02.978 --> 00:42:05.563 -And unlike him. -Stay out of trouble. 00:42:05.647 --> 00:42:08.775 See? He's had it out for me since the day he got here. 00:42:08.859 --> 00:42:11.611 He didn't say that to you. It was to all of us. 00:42:11.695 --> 00:42:14.197 I'm talking to you, Peter, specifically. 00:42:14.281 --> 00:42:16.449 Stay out of trouble. 00:42:17.451 --> 00:42:20.996 And, anyway, our days are numbered here. You heard him today. 00:42:21.079 --> 00:42:23.581 As soon as they have a baby, we're done for. 00:42:23.665 --> 00:42:26.876 Did you feel any less loved when the girls were born? 00:42:26.960 --> 00:42:30.129 It's different now. All they think I am is naughty. 00:42:30.213 --> 00:42:31.714 So I've embraced it. 00:42:31.798 --> 00:42:32.715 [CAT YOWLS] 00:42:32.799 --> 00:42:35.343 Look, Barnabas has a big job that we can help with 00:42:35.427 --> 00:42:38.555 and set us up for life without having to rely on them. 00:42:38.638 --> 00:42:39.680 I don't know. 00:42:39.765 --> 00:42:41.767 Come on, girls. We're going to Gloucester. 00:42:41.850 --> 00:42:43.768 -Okay. Why not? -You're going to Gloucester? 00:42:43.852 --> 00:42:46.020 I'm running there tomorrow for cardio day. 00:42:46.104 --> 00:42:49.190 -Today's chest and arms. -Come on, fox, keep going! 00:42:49.274 --> 00:42:51.859 -You've got this. -Ugh. My trainer. 00:42:51.943 --> 00:42:54.153 Do I really need one? Probably not. 00:42:54.237 --> 00:42:57.782 Would I work out as hard without one? Probably not. 00:42:58.575 --> 00:42:59.742 ♪ I need help ♪ 00:43:00.702 --> 00:43:02.495 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 00:43:02.579 --> 00:43:03.871 ♪ I need help ♪ 00:43:06.583 --> 00:43:08.668 [YELLING] 00:43:12.255 --> 00:43:13.673 [GROANING] 00:43:16.593 --> 00:43:18.720 [CONTINUES GROANING] 00:43:19.387 --> 00:43:22.932 SQUIRREL: ♪ I'm asking you, please, a little help ♪ 00:43:23.934 --> 00:43:27.562 ♪ Tell me you'll be there When I need somebody else ♪ 00:43:27.646 --> 00:43:29.814 How do you always know what's going on with me? 00:43:29.898 --> 00:43:31.190 Just lucky, I guess. 00:43:31.274 --> 00:43:33.442 ♪ l need help ♪ 00:43:35.487 --> 00:43:37.363 ♪ I need help ♪ 00:43:39.032 --> 00:43:40.992 ♪ I need help ♪ 00:43:41.993 --> 00:43:43.995 I brought some more just like me. 00:43:44.079 --> 00:43:47.582 Not all just like him. I have some reservations. 00:43:47.666 --> 00:43:49.376 ♪ I need help ♪ 00:43:49.459 --> 00:43:51.794 Well, look at you lot. You've gotten so big. 00:43:51.878 --> 00:43:54.255 Last time I saw you, you were all babies. 00:43:54.339 --> 00:43:57.342 Benjamin, Cotton-Tail, Flopsy, Mopsy. 00:43:57.425 --> 00:43:58.259 BOTH: Yes! 00:43:58.343 --> 00:44:01.596 Well, it's "Lavatory" now, but formerly, yes. 00:44:01.680 --> 00:44:04.265 We're here to help you on that big job you were talking about. 00:44:04.349 --> 00:44:06.517 Oh, no, no. It's much too dangerous. 00:44:06.601 --> 00:44:10.229 Okay, well, thanks for your time. Is there a taxi stand nearby? 00:44:10.313 --> 00:44:12.148 [WHISTLING] 00:44:12.232 --> 00:44:13.399 No, trust me. 00:44:13.483 --> 00:44:16.110 We used to steal from McGregor's garden all the time. 00:44:16.194 --> 00:44:17.570 This is much more different. 00:44:17.654 --> 00:44:19.822 I'll never forgive meself if anything happened to you. 00:44:19.906 --> 00:44:22.283 No, we can do anything you need. Right? 00:44:22.367 --> 00:44:25.161 If you need to get to a high place, we're your team. 00:44:25.245 --> 00:44:28.831 If you need us to be sneaky, we can be invisible. 00:44:28.915 --> 00:44:31.000 And if you need a distraction... 00:44:31.084 --> 00:44:34.420 ♪ Down by the bay Where the watermelons grow ♪ 00:44:34.504 --> 00:44:37.965 ♪ Back to my home, I dare not go ♪ 00:44:38.049 --> 00:44:41.927 ♪ For if I do, my mother will say: ♪ 00:44:42.012 --> 00:44:44.431 ♪ "Did you ever see a goose Kissing a moose?" ♪ 00:44:44.514 --> 00:44:46.015 Are these yours? 00:44:48.518 --> 00:44:50.853 ♪ Down by the bay ♪ 00:44:50.937 --> 00:44:52.939 [CHATTERING] 00:45:00.238 --> 00:45:01.948 And he's handy too. 00:45:02.032 --> 00:45:04.242 Is there anything this man can't do? 00:45:04.326 --> 00:45:05.493 It's just a quick fix. 00:45:05.577 --> 00:45:07.328 BEA: Thomas, can I call the glass man now? 00:45:07.412 --> 00:45:09.664 You've been at it for six hours. 00:45:12.083 --> 00:45:15.336 Bea, Nigel Basil-Jones is here. 00:45:15.420 --> 00:45:19.715 -Mr. Basil-Jones, what a nice surprise. -There's my star. 00:45:19.799 --> 00:45:22.760 -Is this a good time? -"It's the best of times. 00:45:22.844 --> 00:45:24.345 It's the worst of times." 00:45:26.181 --> 00:45:27.015 Dickens. 00:45:27.474 --> 00:45:28.516 [BOTH LAUGHING] 00:45:29.059 --> 00:45:30.769 I couldn't wait to show you this. 00:45:31.811 --> 00:45:32.978 Oh, my goodness. 00:45:33.063 --> 00:45:34.397 THOMAS: That's incredible. BEA: Beautiful. 00:45:34.481 --> 00:45:36.608 NIGEL.: We've had a tremendous early response, 00:45:36.691 --> 00:45:39.527 and interest in your next book is already through the roof. 00:45:39.611 --> 00:45:42.113 BEA: Wow. It's extraordinary. 00:45:42.197 --> 00:45:44.616 -I have something for you too. -Ah. 00:45:47.118 --> 00:45:48.536 You can barely tell the difference. 00:45:48.620 --> 00:45:50.246 -You did it. -It's brilliant. 00:45:50.330 --> 00:45:54.417 Artistic, authentic, uncompromising. 00:45:54.501 --> 00:45:56.794 -Where is that? -It's in our garden. 00:45:56.878 --> 00:45:59.672 -Mm, a bit limited in scope, no? -It's where they live. 00:45:59.756 --> 00:46:01.758 I'm just thinking, now that you've made changes, 00:46:01.841 --> 00:46:04.885 you may want to expand it a bit, make it more fun, exotic. 00:46:04.970 --> 00:46:07.764 Maybe put them on a beach, give them surfboards, 00:46:07.847 --> 00:46:10.891 -those little baby guitars. -Ukuleles? 00:46:10.976 --> 00:46:12.852 Yes! Great idea. You see? 00:46:12.936 --> 00:46:17.023 You take my silly suggestions and make them so much better. Genius! 00:46:17.107 --> 00:46:18.983 They don't play ukuleles though. 00:46:19.067 --> 00:46:22.111 And they don't go to the beach. Right, Bea? I mean, they're rabbits. 00:46:22.195 --> 00:46:25.281 Why can't they be rabbits on the beach? Or a boat? 00:46:25.365 --> 00:46:27.408 -Or a spaceship? -A spaceship? 00:46:27.492 --> 00:46:31.412 Readers just want to be transported, Thomas. 00:46:31.496 --> 00:46:32.955 Dickens. 00:46:34.124 --> 00:46:36.584 Now, listen up. This is a big job. 00:46:36.668 --> 00:46:37.835 The biggest. 00:46:37.919 --> 00:46:40.046 It's the kind of job that if we pull off, 00:46:40.130 --> 00:46:43.800 we won't have to worry about feeding ourselves ever again. 00:46:43.883 --> 00:46:46.886 But it comes with a fair bit of risk. 00:46:46.970 --> 00:46:50.890 Once every so often, all the farmers in the valley gather together. 00:46:50.974 --> 00:46:53.893 -Get out of here! -They're angry, nasty. 00:46:53.977 --> 00:46:57.855 They want to get their food off the land just so we can't have it. 00:46:57.939 --> 00:47:01.067 The sweetest corn, the crunchiest carrots, 00:47:01.151 --> 00:47:02.986 the ripest radishes. 00:47:04.446 --> 00:47:07.532 And they bring it all to one central location, 00:47:07.615 --> 00:47:09.033 right here in the city, 00:47:09.117 --> 00:47:11.994 -where they guard it from dawn till dusk. -Whoa! 00:47:12.078 --> 00:47:14.080 And that's where we're gonna hit. 00:47:14.164 --> 00:47:15.748 Must be really hard to break in. 00:47:15.832 --> 00:47:19.627 Not a gate or a door in sight. They wave you in with a smile. 00:47:19.711 --> 00:47:21.587 -Come on in. -Everybody's welcome. 00:47:21.671 --> 00:47:23.589 -Won't they hear us? -No. 00:47:23.673 --> 00:47:27.134 There's a band playing wildly mediocre folk music. 00:47:27.302 --> 00:47:29.804 [PLAYING FOLK MUSIC] 00:47:29.888 --> 00:47:32.724 What if some kids see us? Won't they try and adopt us again? 00:47:32.807 --> 00:47:35.559 In this place, they just give you a little tickle. 00:47:35.643 --> 00:47:38.354 And if you want an overpriced gift that'll never be used... 00:47:38.438 --> 00:47:41.190 MITTENS: They sell lavender-scented bath bombs. 00:47:41.274 --> 00:47:42.400 -Ten pounds. -Oh. 00:47:42.484 --> 00:47:44.861 What is this magical place? 00:47:44.944 --> 00:47:48.447 They call it the "farmers market." 00:47:48.907 --> 00:47:52.911 Which Whiskers has meticulously recreated here in this map. 00:47:52.994 --> 00:47:56.497 Okay, so the thimbles are fruits. Spindles are vegetables. 00:47:56.581 --> 00:47:59.333 The pincushion represents the sun coverage 00:47:59.417 --> 00:48:01.544 according to tomorrow's weather, which I recorded 00:48:01.628 --> 00:48:03.254 over a series of six weekends, 00:48:03.338 --> 00:48:06.299 not including last Saturday, which I deemed unseasonably cloudy. 00:48:06.383 --> 00:48:10.595 -Whiskers, no one cares! -Oh, all right, fine! 00:48:12.013 --> 00:48:15.766 I hope you guys aren't visual learners. 00:48:15.850 --> 00:48:18.269 But the produce ain't what we're after. 00:48:18.353 --> 00:48:20.772 Any chump with a stump can steal that. 00:48:20.855 --> 00:48:23.649 What we want is far more valuable. 00:48:23.733 --> 00:48:25.776 Deep in the middle of all this, 00:48:25.860 --> 00:48:28.946 right across from the coconut water and two down from the wooden spoons, 00:48:29.030 --> 00:48:31.198 are the crown jewels. 00:48:31.282 --> 00:48:34.910 Our target: the dried fruit. 00:48:35.829 --> 00:48:38.039 Dried fruit? Ugh. 00:48:38.123 --> 00:48:40.458 -Why would you want that? -Sounds gross. 00:48:42.293 --> 00:48:46.793 Lasts forever, and it's one-eighth the size of a piece of fresh fruit. 00:48:47.132 --> 00:48:49.551 But with the same nutritional value. 00:48:49.634 --> 00:48:53.137 It's easy to transport and totally untraceable. 00:48:53.221 --> 00:48:55.056 TOM: Try that. 00:48:55.223 --> 00:48:56.349 -Mm. -Yum! 00:48:56.433 --> 00:48:59.602 -That's so good. -Pfft. It's no jelly bean. 00:48:59.686 --> 00:49:04.107 Hey! We don't do that stuff here. Get me, kid? Junks up your noggin. 00:49:04.190 --> 00:49:08.027 Problem is, the dried fruit is in the centre of the market, 00:49:08.111 --> 00:49:10.738 surrounded by all the farmers. 00:49:10.822 --> 00:49:14.575 SAMUEL: And the worst thing about farmers, they stick together, 00:49:14.659 --> 00:49:16.118 protect each other. 00:49:16.202 --> 00:49:20.247 And they are an evil army evilly unified in evil. 00:49:20.331 --> 00:49:21.999 But even if we take care of them, 00:49:22.083 --> 00:49:24.376 we've got to get past the toughest one of all. 00:49:24.461 --> 00:49:26.754 The dried fruit vendor herself, 00:49:26.838 --> 00:49:29.882 Sara Nakamoto. 00:49:29.966 --> 00:49:33.010 Never leaves her post, no matter what. 00:49:33.094 --> 00:49:36.138 But Sara Nakamoto has one Achilles' heel. 00:49:36.222 --> 00:49:38.641 And it's not her actual Achilles' heel. 00:49:38.725 --> 00:49:42.770 Her proverbial Achilles' heel is the son of the cheesemonger 00:49:42.854 --> 00:49:45.481 across the aisle, William Pemberly. 00:49:45.565 --> 00:49:48.276 He's the only one who can get her attention. 00:49:48.359 --> 00:49:51.070 So if we get to him, he'll distract her, 00:49:51.154 --> 00:49:53.489 and the dried fruit will be ours. 00:49:53.573 --> 00:49:55.032 How do we get it out of there? 00:49:55.116 --> 00:49:58.285 Our old friend upstairs comes to market every week, 00:49:58.369 --> 00:50:00.204 just before it closes. 00:50:00.288 --> 00:50:04.788 He always buys two sausages. One for him and one for his late wife. 00:50:05.168 --> 00:50:07.211 It's a real love story, actually. 00:50:07.295 --> 00:50:09.797 They met as teenagers at a jazz hall. 00:50:09.881 --> 00:50:12.675 She was a hat-check girl. He played the horn. 00:50:12.759 --> 00:50:14.677 -But their parents didn't approve. MITTENS: Whiskers! 00:50:14.761 --> 00:50:16.471 Whiskers, stay focused. 00:50:16.804 --> 00:50:19.723 Aah! Why doesn't anyone appreciate a good digression? 00:50:19.807 --> 00:50:21.683 Know what they're gonna say at your funeral? 00:50:21.768 --> 00:50:24.812 "Great lady. Always stayed on topic." 00:50:27.023 --> 00:50:30.234 Anyway, we haul the loot into the tailor's truck, 00:50:30.318 --> 00:50:33.321 and he drives it right back here for us, okay? 00:50:34.614 --> 00:50:36.449 It all seems very complicated. 00:50:36.533 --> 00:50:39.911 Which is why I said I wish I had 10 more like you. 00:50:39.994 --> 00:50:42.955 -Do you have any friends back home? -Yes, we have lots of friends. 00:50:43.039 --> 00:50:44.248 Can they be trusted? 00:50:44.332 --> 00:50:47.168 Um, there's a couple I wouldn't let house-sit. 00:50:47.252 --> 00:50:49.712 It doesn't matter. Bring them all. 00:50:49.796 --> 00:50:51.964 [MATT AND KIM'S "COME TOGETHER NOW" PLAYING] 00:50:54.801 --> 00:50:56.260 ♪ Come together now ♪ 00:50:56.344 --> 00:50:57.470 Hm? 00:50:59.722 --> 00:51:01.557 ♪ Come together now ♪ 00:51:01.849 --> 00:51:03.183 [GIGGLES] 00:51:03.268 --> 00:51:06.479 ♪ Pepsi, Coke And then you mix a little ice ♪ 00:51:06.813 --> 00:51:08.564 [YELLS] 00:51:08.648 --> 00:51:10.733 ♪ Got no time to waste Pay the asking price ♪ 00:51:10.817 --> 00:51:12.568 [LAUGHS] 00:51:13.027 --> 00:51:13.986 ♪ You're a mess ♪ 00:51:14.404 --> 00:51:15.446 Ugh? 00:51:15.863 --> 00:51:17.114 [GIBBERS] 00:51:18.241 --> 00:51:19.242 Come on, Felix, let's go. 00:51:19.325 --> 00:51:20.826 ♪ Let's come together now ♪ 00:51:25.498 --> 00:51:26.874 Come on, Felix, let's go. 00:51:30.670 --> 00:51:33.089 -Girls, go and get a flashlight. -Okay. 00:51:44.726 --> 00:51:45.935 All right, everyone. 00:51:46.019 --> 00:51:48.646 I think these are finally ready to sell at the farmers market. 00:51:48.730 --> 00:51:50.982 I want honest opinions from everyone. Right? 00:51:51.065 --> 00:51:54.526 Don't hold back. I need to know the truth, but... 00:51:54.611 --> 00:51:55.903 only if it's good. 00:51:55.987 --> 00:51:57.571 So really sock it to me. 00:51:57.655 --> 00:52:00.741 -But remember, I'm wildly insecure. -Mm. 00:52:01.117 --> 00:52:02.159 -Mm-hm. THOMAS: Oh. 00:52:02.660 --> 00:52:06.246 -You've put them on the beach. BEA: I'm just expanding our world. 00:52:07.165 --> 00:52:09.333 THOMAS: You've expanded it all the way to outer space. 00:52:09.417 --> 00:52:10.251 BEA: Mm-hm. 00:52:10.335 --> 00:52:14.005 -Nigel wants me to-- -I know what Nigel wants. Is it...? 00:52:14.088 --> 00:52:15.798 Is it what you want? 00:52:15.882 --> 00:52:18.843 It feels like you're jamming in everything here in a way that-- 00:52:18.926 --> 00:52:20.260 Jam jars. 00:52:20.345 --> 00:52:21.429 Pardon me? 00:52:21.512 --> 00:52:24.348 For their space helmets. It's perfect. 00:52:24.432 --> 00:52:27.393 Just shove it on. Little head, the ears down. 00:52:27.477 --> 00:52:29.604 Show what it does to the face. It's perfect. 00:52:31.898 --> 00:52:34.066 -Oh... THOMAS: Nigel Basil-Jones. 00:52:34.150 --> 00:52:37.778 Just because he's successful, intelligent, charismatic, 00:52:37.862 --> 00:52:40.739 eyes you could lose an afternoon in... 00:52:40.823 --> 00:52:42.950 He needs to hear from me. 00:52:43.034 --> 00:52:45.119 You lot, stay out of trouble. 00:52:45.203 --> 00:52:49.248 Although, I guess I don't need to say that because Peter's not here. 00:52:49.332 --> 00:52:51.083 Where is Peter? 00:52:52.585 --> 00:52:55.754 Once again, I find myself talking to rabbits. 00:52:55.838 --> 00:52:58.131 Expecting a response, which... 00:53:00.551 --> 00:53:03.595 No. It's not forthcoming. Okay. 00:53:03.888 --> 00:53:06.056 [FLOPSY & MOPSY WHIMPERING] 00:53:07.308 --> 00:53:08.809 BOTH: Ahh... 00:53:09.811 --> 00:53:11.187 Ah. 00:53:12.230 --> 00:53:14.815 Flashlight. 00:53:14.899 --> 00:53:17.067 And for our British friends... 00:53:17.151 --> 00:53:19.653 Torch. 00:53:22.490 --> 00:53:23.574 ♪ Come together now ♪ 00:53:26.369 --> 00:53:28.037 ALL: Whoa! 00:53:28.746 --> 00:53:30.372 Never gets old. 00:53:30.456 --> 00:53:33.750 If we pull this off, we'll be on posters all over town. 00:53:33.835 --> 00:53:36.879 Why are you up there, Mrs. Tiggy-Winkle? 00:53:36.963 --> 00:53:39.382 Eye candy. 00:53:39.549 --> 00:53:42.176 [SNORING] 00:53:43.010 --> 00:53:44.594 [IN RASPY VOICE] Cock-a-doodle... 00:53:44.679 --> 00:53:46.764 Cock-a-doodle... 00:53:46.848 --> 00:53:47.932 Oh, no. 00:53:48.015 --> 00:53:49.641 I've lost my voice. 00:53:49.726 --> 00:53:51.436 Wake up. Wake up. 00:53:51.519 --> 00:53:54.813 We've got to make the giant ball of fire rise into the... 00:53:55.815 --> 00:53:57.399 What? 00:53:57.483 --> 00:53:59.026 How is this possible? 00:53:59.110 --> 00:54:03.610 It was all a hoax to keep me from questioning my very existence. 00:54:04.657 --> 00:54:08.077 My life's been one big lie! 00:54:08.161 --> 00:54:11.873 Wait. But maybe this means I can fly. 00:54:11.956 --> 00:54:14.375 Maybe I can fly! 00:54:14.876 --> 00:54:15.835 [YELPS] 00:54:16.586 --> 00:54:17.962 No. 00:54:18.045 --> 00:54:20.881 -Cock-a-doodle-doo! -Cock-a-doodle-doo! 00:54:20.965 --> 00:54:22.216 [♪♪♪] 00:54:22.300 --> 00:54:25.428 NARRATOR: As the new day dawned on the empty farm, 00:54:25.511 --> 00:54:29.139 it wasn't just Peter and the others off on a journey of self-discovery. 00:54:29.223 --> 00:54:32.351 Bea was also answering the knock of opportunity. 00:54:32.435 --> 00:54:35.688 "Peter, Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton-Tail, and Cousin Benjamin, 00:54:35.772 --> 00:54:38.065 with help from the others, rebuilt the cottage, 00:54:38.149 --> 00:54:40.484 and they all lived happily ever after." 00:54:41.235 --> 00:54:42.444 WOMAN: Aw... 00:54:43.863 --> 00:54:45.781 [CROWD CHATTERING] 00:54:45.865 --> 00:54:47.950 You are a natural. 00:54:48.034 --> 00:54:50.578 Come with me. I have something to show you. 00:54:52.288 --> 00:54:54.999 BEA: I can't believe you're giving this to me! 00:54:55.082 --> 00:54:57.459 I haven't even written a best seller yet. 00:54:57.543 --> 00:55:00.629 That's how confident I am in the changes you're making to the new book. 00:55:00.713 --> 00:55:02.840 Have you seen Marvin's latest? 00:55:02.924 --> 00:55:04.592 Oh, wow. 00:55:04.675 --> 00:55:06.968 -Is it good? -The critics have been mixed on it, 00:55:07.053 --> 00:55:09.889 but it just hit number one in 23 countries, 00:55:09.972 --> 00:55:12.933 including Germany, and they hate butterflies. 00:55:13.017 --> 00:55:16.353 Find them too whimsical. I want you to meet the whole company. 00:55:16.437 --> 00:55:19.022 Branding, merchandising, film. 00:55:19.106 --> 00:55:21.316 We don't just think of this as a book anymore. 00:55:21.400 --> 00:55:25.737 We think it's a phenomenon. We think you are a phenomenon. 00:55:25.822 --> 00:55:28.032 NARRATOR: A phenomenon, indeed. 00:55:28.115 --> 00:55:32.077 But also a phenomenon with a husband who thought she might be travelling 00:55:32.161 --> 00:55:34.329 down the wrong path. 00:55:34.413 --> 00:55:37.249 So he went for his own meeting with the publisher 00:55:37.333 --> 00:55:40.210 to do what he was sure was right for his wife. 00:55:40.294 --> 00:55:41.211 THOMAS: Nigel! 00:55:41.295 --> 00:55:44.214 -But without telling her, of course. -Thomas? 00:55:44.298 --> 00:55:47.884 What a lovely surprise. Twice in one day. 00:55:47.969 --> 00:55:49.553 I know what you're up to, okay? 00:55:49.637 --> 00:55:53.057 And it is very clear to me that you are trying to impose your will on my wife. 00:55:53.140 --> 00:55:56.810 -I wanted to tell you to your face-- -I'm heading to the gym. You box? 00:55:57.895 --> 00:56:00.188 Uh, yeah. I told you I boxed, didn't I? 00:56:00.273 --> 00:56:01.774 -Come with me. -The only thing is 00:56:01.858 --> 00:56:03.651 that I haven't got my gear, so... 00:56:03.734 --> 00:56:08.071 -Not to worry. We'll fix you up. Come. -Really? Okay. Yep. 00:56:08.573 --> 00:56:10.658 [MEN GRUNTING AND CHATTERING] 00:56:24.171 --> 00:56:25.964 Hey, Nigel. 00:56:26.048 --> 00:56:27.841 Thank you again for the gear. 00:56:27.925 --> 00:56:29.718 Oh, my niece was happy to lend it to you. 00:56:30.011 --> 00:56:30.928 [GRUNTS] 00:56:32.054 --> 00:56:33.430 [GRUNTS] 00:56:34.682 --> 00:56:37.643 Listen, I need to talk to you about Bea. Whoa! 00:56:38.227 --> 00:56:41.063 -Ha-ha-ha. -You have her doubting her own ideas. 00:56:41.147 --> 00:56:43.274 I want her to take on some of mine. 00:56:43.357 --> 00:56:47.527 Yeah. I can't help but feel though that she's losing her way. 00:56:47.612 --> 00:56:48.654 -No. -No? 00:56:48.738 --> 00:56:51.365 Losing your way is when no one buys your book 00:56:51.449 --> 00:56:53.200 -because it's too niche. -Ow! 00:56:53.284 --> 00:56:57.621 -You say "niche"? It's pronounced niche! -Whoa! Ha-ha-ha. 00:56:57.705 --> 00:57:00.874 And losing your way is when you want to have children 00:57:00.958 --> 00:57:05.458 but your wife is too busy painting pictures of rabbits going to space! Oh... 00:57:06.797 --> 00:57:09.758 Space? Really? She's doing that? 00:57:13.471 --> 00:57:15.639 Oh, Nigel. Nigel, I'm so sorry. 00:57:16.641 --> 00:57:17.808 No, I'm sorry. 00:57:18.809 --> 00:57:20.435 But if you're that selfish, 00:57:20.519 --> 00:57:22.687 I don't know if you're cut out to be a father. 00:57:23.522 --> 00:57:24.523 Huh? 00:57:31.864 --> 00:57:34.199 Why did you tell Nigel that I didn't want his ideas? 00:57:34.283 --> 00:57:36.243 Oh. No, no, no, I was just saying, 00:57:36.327 --> 00:57:38.245 I felt you were losing your voice and integrity. 00:57:38.329 --> 00:57:42.041 -But, clearly, I had nothing to worry about. -You have no right to speak for me. 00:57:42.124 --> 00:57:44.668 Nigel said he was going to reduce the run of the second book 00:57:44.752 --> 00:57:47.212 -because it's too "niche"? -It's pronounced niche. 00:57:47.296 --> 00:57:49.548 If you're a pretentious twit. 00:57:49.632 --> 00:57:51.342 Like Nigel Basil-Jones? 00:57:51.425 --> 00:57:54.219 -How many names does one man need? -Nigel's parents... 00:57:54.303 --> 00:57:56.054 NARRATOR: This went on for a while, 00:57:56.138 --> 00:57:59.057 as most arguments between grown-ups do. 00:57:59.141 --> 00:58:01.768 And they start to say things that have nothing to do 00:58:01.852 --> 00:58:03.895 with what they're actually arguing about. 00:58:03.980 --> 00:58:06.524 Brussels is the capital of Belgium. 00:58:06.607 --> 00:58:09.401 Capitals have moved before, Bea. Capitals will move again. 00:58:09.485 --> 00:58:12.779 Kyoto, Japan. 1869. Where are those moving trucks going? 00:58:12.863 --> 00:58:13.780 Tokyo! 00:58:13.864 --> 00:58:16.157 And often, the argument lasts a week 00:58:16.242 --> 00:58:18.410 before they get to the heart of the matter. 00:58:18.494 --> 00:58:21.705 But this is a storybook, so let's get right to it. 00:58:21.789 --> 00:58:24.792 I'm finally getting some success, and I'm determined to hold on to it. 00:58:24.875 --> 00:58:29.375 If you could please just support me instead of going behind my back, okay? 00:58:29.588 --> 00:58:30.755 You're right. 00:58:30.840 --> 00:58:33.968 I shouldn't have done that. But this isn't you, Bea. 00:58:34.051 --> 00:58:37.304 You paint elegant stories of the rabbits and our home. 00:58:37.388 --> 00:58:39.515 I'm painting our family. It's... 00:58:39.598 --> 00:58:42.517 Just happens to be the best-selling version of our family. 00:58:43.519 --> 00:58:45.771 Nigel knows what he's doing. 00:58:48.524 --> 00:58:49.358 [DOOR CLOSES] 00:58:49.442 --> 00:58:50.609 I love the new you. 00:58:50.693 --> 00:58:55.030 I can do anything to you and you won't eat me. Flick. 00:58:55.114 --> 00:58:58.700 Actually, today is my cheat day. 00:58:58.784 --> 00:59:00.035 [SQUIRREL YELPS THEN FOX GROWLS] 00:59:00.119 --> 00:59:01.995 Help! Where is everybody?! 00:59:02.079 --> 00:59:06.579 NARRATOR: About to pull off the greatest farmers-market heist in history. 00:59:07.418 --> 00:59:09.336 Also, the first. 00:59:10.337 --> 00:59:12.964 But Peter's always been a trailblazer, 00:59:13.049 --> 00:59:15.217 for better or worse. 00:59:15.301 --> 00:59:18.053 This little piggy went to market. 00:59:18.137 --> 00:59:22.266 For some lavender soap. I was told there was a lavender stand? Hm? 00:59:22.349 --> 00:59:25.810 Peter, may I have a quick word? 00:59:28.355 --> 00:59:30.690 -Are you sure about this? -Yeah. 00:59:30.775 --> 00:59:33.527 I've never been more sure about anything in my life. 00:59:33.611 --> 00:59:36.155 Trust me. I would never put you in danger. 00:59:36.655 --> 00:59:37.697 [IN UNISON] Hmm. 00:59:37.782 --> 00:59:40.826 -Again. I promise. -[IN UNISON] Mm... 00:59:40.910 --> 00:59:42.202 Mm-hm. 00:59:42.286 --> 00:59:45.205 Okay, I can't promise. We're gonna rob this place. Are you in or out? 00:59:45.289 --> 00:59:49.084 Ca-caw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw! Ca-caw! 00:59:49.418 --> 00:59:50.877 Ca-caw! Ca-caw! 00:59:51.504 --> 00:59:52.421 BARNABAS: It's time. 00:59:52.671 --> 00:59:54.464 TOM: Ca-caw! MITTENS: Ca-caw! 00:59:54.548 --> 00:59:56.508 BARNABAS: You all know what to do. -Yes. 00:59:56.592 --> 01:00:00.387 We steal the tailor's sausage and kiss Sara Nakamoto. 01:00:00.471 --> 01:00:01.597 What? No. 01:00:01.680 --> 01:00:04.683 We take out all the farmers so we can get to the dried fruit 01:00:04.767 --> 01:00:06.685 and drag it back to the tailor's truck. 01:00:06.769 --> 01:00:08.979 -Ah, okay. -Wait a minute. 01:00:09.063 --> 01:00:11.065 -I smell a rat. -Eh? 01:00:11.148 --> 01:00:13.900 -And I like it. -Mm. Heh, heh. 01:00:14.068 --> 01:00:15.819 [♪♪♪] 01:00:16.153 --> 01:00:17.654 [GRUNTING] 01:00:26.038 --> 01:00:27.873 [CHATTERING] 01:00:30.334 --> 01:00:33.754 [ALL GRUNTING] 01:00:41.428 --> 01:00:44.722 ♪ London Bridge is falling down Falling down, falling down ♪ 01:00:44.807 --> 01:00:46.099 [MUFFLED] ♪ London Bridge is... ♪ 01:00:46.183 --> 01:00:48.185 [♪♪♪] 01:00:51.021 --> 01:00:52.564 [CAT MEOWING AND DOG BARKS] 01:00:52.648 --> 01:00:54.149 One of these? 01:00:54.400 --> 01:00:55.234 [ROBINSON SNIFFING] 01:00:55.317 --> 01:00:57.861 I know. It's lovely, isn't it? 01:00:57.945 --> 01:00:59.321 SARA: Two pounds, please. 01:00:59.405 --> 01:01:01.198 Thanks. 01:01:01.615 --> 01:01:03.450 [♪♪♪] 01:01:05.870 --> 01:01:09.540 -Let's kick this off, son. For your dad. -Mm. 01:01:12.334 --> 01:01:14.294 VENDOR: Have a lovely day. CUSTOMER: Bye. 01:01:21.051 --> 01:01:21.885 [BOTH GRUNTING] 01:01:28.934 --> 01:01:30.185 [YELPS] 01:01:32.229 --> 01:01:33.313 [YELLS] 01:01:37.484 --> 01:01:38.318 [GASPS] 01:01:39.945 --> 01:01:41.988 Magic beans. 01:01:42.573 --> 01:01:44.324 [LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 01:01:45.409 --> 01:01:46.410 [COTTON-TAIL YELLING] 01:01:46.493 --> 01:01:47.952 I'm alive! 01:01:48.037 --> 01:01:49.955 [SNORING] 01:01:57.963 --> 01:01:58.922 [YELLS] 01:02:00.633 --> 01:02:02.343 Stop, he's not a farmer. 01:02:02.426 --> 01:02:04.428 PETER: Really? But he's dressed like one. 01:02:04.511 --> 01:02:08.097 It's a style. Cultural appropriation. 01:02:08.182 --> 01:02:09.850 Makes me sick. 01:02:09.934 --> 01:02:12.311 -Ooh, there's a farmer. -Unh! 01:02:20.444 --> 01:02:21.862 [LATCH CLICKS] 01:02:24.031 --> 01:02:25.741 VENDOR: How are you, sir? 01:02:26.742 --> 01:02:28.994 Here you go. Super looking fennel. Enjoy it. 01:02:32.581 --> 01:02:34.791 -Here you are. -Thanks very much. 01:02:38.671 --> 01:02:41.256 What did Peter say? 01:02:44.885 --> 01:02:47.262 The rabbit comes out of the hole, 01:02:47.346 --> 01:02:49.097 goes round the tree 01:02:49.181 --> 01:02:51.224 and back down the hole. 01:02:51.809 --> 01:02:52.851 Ah. 01:03:01.443 --> 01:03:03.111 [YELLS] 01:03:03.570 --> 01:03:05.780 William! 01:03:28.095 --> 01:03:30.597 [SCREAMS] 01:03:33.559 --> 01:03:34.560 Peter? 01:03:34.810 --> 01:03:37.229 -Hyah! -Oh, oh! 01:03:37.313 --> 01:03:39.315 [♪♪♪] 01:03:41.108 --> 01:03:43.902 [CROWD CLAMOURING] 01:03:44.778 --> 01:03:46.488 Come on. 01:03:51.577 --> 01:03:52.953 Head to the petting zoo. 01:03:53.037 --> 01:03:56.331 We can blend in with those weird animals that don't talk. 01:04:09.845 --> 01:04:10.971 Let's go. 01:04:11.972 --> 01:04:13.890 We'll take it from here. 01:04:13.974 --> 01:04:15.392 TOM: In you hop. 01:04:21.315 --> 01:04:22.899 [GROANS] 01:04:22.983 --> 01:04:24.025 [CAR HORN HONKING] 01:04:24.109 --> 01:04:26.402 -All right, closing time. -Sure. 01:04:26.487 --> 01:04:29.323 -Oy, what's all this, then? -Where is everyone? 01:04:34.661 --> 01:04:36.162 Wait. Oh! 01:04:36.246 --> 01:04:37.538 [GRUNTING] 01:04:45.881 --> 01:04:47.716 PETER: No! -Hey, Benjamin? 01:04:49.843 --> 01:04:51.594 Wha--? What's going on? 01:04:51.678 --> 01:04:53.805 Let them go! What are they doing? 01:04:53.889 --> 01:04:55.724 Don't get yourself caught too, son. 01:04:55.808 --> 01:04:59.102 But if you did, just be a bigger share for us, anyway, innit? 01:05:03.023 --> 01:05:04.274 THOMAS: Peter! 01:05:04.358 --> 01:05:05.442 Wait, wait! Peter! 01:05:07.027 --> 01:05:08.945 MAN: Come on, let's go. 01:05:09.029 --> 01:05:11.406 No, no, stop. No, no, no, wait. Stop, stop! 01:05:11.490 --> 01:05:13.408 Wait! 01:05:19.164 --> 01:05:20.331 You set us up. 01:05:20.416 --> 01:05:23.836 We didn't not set you up, if you catch my smell. 01:05:23.919 --> 01:05:25.295 Good one, sis. 01:05:25.379 --> 01:05:29.216 You really thought we were gonna share all this with those yokels? 01:05:29.299 --> 01:05:30.758 We just needed bodies. 01:05:30.843 --> 01:05:35.343 Sweet, dumb, bumpkin bodies that will follow you anywhere. 01:05:35.722 --> 01:05:37.432 Is this still part of the plan? 01:05:37.516 --> 01:05:38.850 Did Peter do this? 01:05:38.934 --> 01:05:40.560 He's not here, is he? 01:05:40.644 --> 01:05:43.188 Maybe he really is a bad seed. 01:05:43.480 --> 01:05:44.981 [GOAT BLEATS] 01:05:45.065 --> 01:05:46.357 Dad was your best friend. 01:05:46.442 --> 01:05:49.361 And my best friend is the Sugar Plum Fairy. Ha-ha-ha! 01:05:49.445 --> 01:05:51.113 [ALL LAUGHING] 01:05:51.196 --> 01:05:53.323 I'm kidding. She's very hard to get to know. 01:05:53.407 --> 01:05:56.076 Closed off. She's Russian. 01:05:56.160 --> 01:05:57.619 You never knew my dad. 01:05:57.703 --> 01:06:01.498 Wouldn't be caught dead in some country garden. 01:06:01.582 --> 01:06:02.833 Like he was. 01:06:03.917 --> 01:06:05.126 Why did you do this? 01:06:05.210 --> 01:06:08.504 No one wanted to adopt me anymore. I was too old. 01:06:08.589 --> 01:06:10.215 I was being replaced. 01:06:10.299 --> 01:06:14.799 Every kid in town wanted a young rabbit like the one in that book. 01:06:15.471 --> 01:06:18.098 So I tracked you down. 01:06:18.182 --> 01:06:21.977 I was just gonna use you as bait for a few fake-and-takes. 01:06:22.060 --> 01:06:23.686 But then I saw how good you were 01:06:23.770 --> 01:06:27.648 and I figured we could do something a lot bigger together. 01:06:27.733 --> 01:06:28.650 You lied to me. 01:06:28.734 --> 01:06:32.237 It's not hard to lie to someone who wants to believe. 01:06:32.321 --> 01:06:34.239 But one thing is dead true. 01:06:34.323 --> 01:06:36.283 We are a great team. 01:06:36.366 --> 01:06:40.866 That's why you're in this truck with us instead of in a cage with them. 01:06:41.538 --> 01:06:43.665 This is where you belong, Peter. 01:06:43.749 --> 01:06:45.917 We're your family now. 01:06:46.001 --> 01:06:47.043 No. 01:06:47.127 --> 01:06:50.713 My family's in trouble and it's all my fault. 01:06:59.681 --> 01:07:01.683 [♪♪♪] 01:07:15.948 --> 01:07:17.491 [BACK DOOR CLOSES] 01:07:19.368 --> 01:07:20.577 [GASPING] 01:07:31.505 --> 01:07:32.714 No! 01:07:40.264 --> 01:07:41.473 THOMAS: Peter. 01:07:41.557 --> 01:07:43.809 Where are the others? 01:07:46.562 --> 01:07:47.938 What have you done? 01:07:48.730 --> 01:07:50.022 [SIGHS] 01:07:52.943 --> 01:07:56.154 Hey. I need all the addresses of the people who took those animals. 01:07:56.238 --> 01:07:59.282 We prefer "adopted those animals." 01:07:59.366 --> 01:08:02.952 And that information's private. Against the law to give it out. 01:08:04.329 --> 01:08:05.163 Mm... 01:08:06.540 --> 01:08:08.208 THOMAS: Go, Peter! 01:08:08.292 --> 01:08:10.085 [♪♪♪] 01:08:11.753 --> 01:08:14.422 Right. Here we go. 01:08:14.506 --> 01:08:18.968 "Almond milk, cashew cheese, walnut butter." This is not the list. 01:08:19.052 --> 01:08:21.429 The man clearly likes to get his protein from nuts. 01:08:22.639 --> 01:08:25.224 That is everything I have. 01:08:25.475 --> 01:08:26.309 [MAN GRUNTS] 01:08:30.897 --> 01:08:35.234 "Manchester, London, Inverness, the Alps." They're everywhere. 01:08:35.319 --> 01:08:37.904 Do you see the mess you've made? You're never going to learn. 01:08:37.988 --> 01:08:41.700 Because you never give me a chance. All you do is tell me how bad I am. 01:08:41.783 --> 01:08:44.494 Well, then stop giving me reasons to. 01:08:44.578 --> 01:08:45.745 Wait, did you just talk? 01:08:45.829 --> 01:08:48.331 Uh, no. Yes. Maybe. 01:08:48.415 --> 01:08:50.959 Could be your imagination. Could be the radio. 01:08:51.043 --> 01:08:54.546 This is BBC 7 playing all of the hits with none of the talk, 01:08:54.630 --> 01:08:56.673 especially not Peter because rabbits can't talk. 01:08:56.757 --> 01:08:58.925 Oh, look, the fuel gauge is empty. 01:09:00.385 --> 01:09:01.886 [ENGINE SPUTTERING THEN STOPS] 01:09:04.139 --> 01:09:05.223 [SIGHS] 01:09:05.974 --> 01:09:06.808 [CLICKS] 01:09:07.392 --> 01:09:10.103 [PETER WHISTLES, THEN IMITATES GRENADE EXPLODING] 01:09:10.187 --> 01:09:12.439 [THOMAS SCREAMS] 01:09:13.857 --> 01:09:15.733 PETER: I know I'm not perfect. 01:09:15.817 --> 01:09:17.652 But I can't do anything right by you. 01:09:17.736 --> 01:09:20.405 No matter what I do, you always assume the worst. 01:09:20.489 --> 01:09:23.950 Well, you got your entire family taken, Peter. 01:09:24.034 --> 01:09:25.994 If that's not the worst, what is? 01:09:26.078 --> 01:09:29.206 -Why are you even helping me? - I don't know. 01:09:29.289 --> 01:09:33.626 I just saw you and the others were in trouble and I came. 01:09:35.295 --> 01:09:36.671 It's not a choice. 01:09:37.923 --> 01:09:41.509 I don't think I'm actually propelling this thing in any real way. 01:09:41.593 --> 01:09:44.637 I'm sorry I wrecked your tomatoes. That wasn't supposed to happen. 01:09:44.721 --> 01:09:46.889 Then what was supposed to happen? 01:09:48.684 --> 01:09:50.894 [THOMAS GRUNTING] 01:09:51.478 --> 01:09:54.939 I met someone who made me feel like not everything I did was wrong, 01:09:55.023 --> 01:09:57.233 who actually accepted me. 01:09:57.317 --> 01:09:58.943 But it was all a lie. 01:09:59.027 --> 01:10:01.029 He just used me. I'm so stupid. 01:10:01.113 --> 01:10:02.405 [♪♪♪] 01:10:02.489 --> 01:10:04.407 You're not stupid. 01:10:04.491 --> 01:10:05.658 You're young. 01:10:06.660 --> 01:10:08.161 So you make mistakes. 01:10:08.245 --> 01:10:09.537 A lot of mistakes. 01:10:09.621 --> 01:10:11.873 It's the one thing I'm really good at. 01:10:14.084 --> 01:10:16.211 I know I'm too hard on you sometimes. 01:10:17.212 --> 01:10:21.712 I lost my father when I was very young too, so I never really learned how to be one. 01:10:23.135 --> 01:10:24.177 To me? 01:10:25.512 --> 01:10:28.181 Yeah. To you. 01:10:28.265 --> 01:10:30.183 And to the others. 01:10:31.184 --> 01:10:33.227 That's why I'm here, I suppose. 01:10:33.311 --> 01:10:34.979 It's what a dad does. 01:10:35.063 --> 01:10:39.563 - I didn't think I'd ever have a dad again. - I didn't realise I already was one. 01:10:40.110 --> 01:10:41.694 [SIGHS] 01:10:42.404 --> 01:10:44.906 You're not the bad seed, Peter. 01:10:45.907 --> 01:10:50.077 -I shouldn't have let them call you that. -And I shouldn't have believed it. 01:10:50.162 --> 01:10:53.039 I know now that no one can tell me who I am. 01:10:54.541 --> 01:10:55.375 [CHUCKLES] 01:10:58.462 --> 01:11:02.674 I think there's someone we both love who needs to hear that too. 01:11:04.593 --> 01:11:07.512 About me talking, it's probably your imagination. 01:11:07.596 --> 01:11:08.430 [TRUCK CREAKING] 01:11:08.513 --> 01:11:13.013 And you might also want to imagine that your truck isn't rolling down the hill. 01:11:14.269 --> 01:11:15.728 No! 01:11:15.812 --> 01:11:19.148 Stop the truck! Please stop the truck! No! No! 01:11:19.232 --> 01:11:21.400 No! No! 01:11:21.485 --> 01:11:22.652 Oh, no! 01:11:22.736 --> 01:11:24.028 No! Unh! 01:11:24.112 --> 01:11:26.656 No! No! 01:11:26.740 --> 01:11:30.201 No, no. 01:11:30.285 --> 01:11:31.494 No! 01:11:31.578 --> 01:11:33.204 NIGEL: So, what do you think, Bea? 01:11:33.497 --> 01:11:35.248 Pretty original. 01:11:35.332 --> 01:11:36.708 MAN: And that's just one idea 01:11:36.792 --> 01:11:40.003 the team came up with for a possible movie version. 01:11:40.545 --> 01:11:44.298 Hm. They don't really look or act like my rabbits though. 01:11:44.382 --> 01:11:45.800 NIGEL: We couldn't be more excited, Bea. 01:11:45.884 --> 01:11:48.887 Your latest changes have brought us almost to the finish line. 01:11:48.970 --> 01:11:50.429 WOMAN 1: Yes, yes. WOMAN 2: So close. 01:11:50.514 --> 01:11:52.974 But I do think some of your pages are missing. 01:11:53.058 --> 01:11:56.686 The end is just the rabbits drinking tea and apologising to each other. 01:11:56.770 --> 01:11:59.647 Oh, no, that's right. That's how they act. They learn from their mistakes. 01:11:59.731 --> 01:12:00.565 [EXECUTIVES GROAN] 01:12:00.649 --> 01:12:04.319 I think what we're trying to say is, the ending is really important. 01:12:04.402 --> 01:12:06.987 -It's the only thing readers remember. EXECUTIVES: Yes. 01:12:07.072 --> 01:12:11.326 Okay, uh, well, um, what about if one of them goes into the village 01:12:11.409 --> 01:12:13.702 to get a birthday present? 01:12:13.787 --> 01:12:14.662 [EXECUTIVES GROAN] 01:12:15.372 --> 01:12:17.207 -And gets kidnapped. EXECUTIVES: Yes! 01:12:17.290 --> 01:12:19.375 They should all get kidnapped. 01:12:19.459 --> 01:12:22.670 There can be a rescue mission, exotic locations all over the country, 01:12:22.754 --> 01:12:24.338 even outside the country. 01:12:24.422 --> 01:12:27.258 And you can have chases on many different types of vehicles, 01:12:27.342 --> 01:12:28.468 like race cars. 01:12:28.552 --> 01:12:31.513 -Boats, motorcycles, planes. -That they can jump out of. 01:12:31.596 --> 01:12:35.057 Then they can team together to get revenge on a gang of bad guys. 01:12:35.141 --> 01:12:37.268 And then they ride off into the sunset. 01:12:37.352 --> 01:12:39.187 But the sky should be pink. 01:12:39.271 --> 01:12:42.148 Because that's the colour of hope and the future. 01:12:42.232 --> 01:12:43.566 EXECUTIVES: Aw... 01:12:43.650 --> 01:12:48.150 Now, if the ending is as action-packed as we all agreed it should be... 01:12:48.613 --> 01:12:50.990 -I don't know if we all agreed. EXECUTIVES: Ha-ha-ha. 01:12:51.074 --> 01:12:51.699 THOMAS: Bea! 01:12:51.700 --> 01:12:52.867 THOMAS: Bea! 01:12:52.951 --> 01:12:54.577 I'm so sorry to interrupt. 01:12:54.661 --> 01:12:55.870 NIGEL.: Thomas! 01:12:55.954 --> 01:12:57.872 -So good to see you. -Nigel. 01:12:57.956 --> 01:13:01.125 Ah, and you brought Peter. Terrific. 01:13:01.209 --> 01:13:05.630 Now we can show everyone what Peter would look like in zero gravity. 01:13:06.631 --> 01:13:07.757 [IMITATING HEAVY BREATHING] 01:13:08.091 --> 01:13:11.219 Mopsy! Cotton-Tail! Let's get back to the rocket ship. 01:13:14.014 --> 01:13:15.265 Nigel, stop it! 01:13:15.348 --> 01:13:16.265 -What? -Goodness me. 01:13:16.349 --> 01:13:19.977 -Ooh! Ow. -Come here. Are you okay, sweetie? 01:13:20.061 --> 01:13:22.146 -Bea, the other rabbits were taken. -What? 01:13:22.230 --> 01:13:26.067 And the pig and the duck and the hedgehog, and is there a badger? 01:13:26.151 --> 01:13:30.155 -Yeah, I need your car to go and get them. -My goodness. 01:13:31.740 --> 01:13:34.200 How did this happen? What have I done? 01:13:34.284 --> 01:13:36.995 You've written 80 percent of a best seller. 01:13:37.078 --> 01:13:38.704 Just get some more rabbits. 01:13:38.788 --> 01:13:41.957 You can get a million more with the money you're about to make. 01:13:42.042 --> 01:13:45.503 -Huh? -No. I'm very sorry, but I can't do this. 01:13:45.587 --> 01:13:48.381 -This isn't my world. -Not your world? 01:13:48.465 --> 01:13:49.924 Look around you. 01:13:50.008 --> 01:13:53.011 You created all this. 01:13:53.094 --> 01:13:55.262 This is your world. 01:13:55.347 --> 01:13:58.558 There's no boat chases or skiing in my world. 01:13:58.642 --> 01:14:01.102 And there's certainly no rabbits jumping out of planes. 01:14:01.186 --> 01:14:03.146 Bea. 01:14:04.356 --> 01:14:05.523 What are you doing? 01:14:05.607 --> 01:14:10.107 Do you know how much I've put into this? How much you have put into this? 01:14:10.236 --> 01:14:12.279 -I guess... -Don't look in his beautiful eyes. 01:14:12.364 --> 01:14:13.323 [SIGHS] 01:14:14.032 --> 01:14:16.617 I need to go and get my family, Nigel. Goodbye. 01:14:16.701 --> 01:14:18.994 Your books will never go anywhere without me. 01:14:19.079 --> 01:14:22.707 This is the last the world will ever hear about Peter Rabbit. 01:14:22.791 --> 01:14:24.501 I'll take my chances. 01:14:24.584 --> 01:14:26.127 Come on, Peter. 01:14:28.296 --> 01:14:29.338 [♪♪♪] 01:14:29.422 --> 01:14:30.881 Goodbye, Nigel. 01:14:33.718 --> 01:14:35.261 Oh, we're making a terrible mistake. 01:14:35.345 --> 01:14:37.221 -What can we do to make--? -Thomas! 01:14:42.394 --> 01:14:44.270 Okay, where are we on Winnie the Pooh? 01:14:45.355 --> 01:14:48.649 BEA: Okay, where's the first stop? PETER: 440 Riverside Drive. 01:14:48.733 --> 01:14:51.694 BEA: Did you just talk? THOMAS: Let's say it was just the radio. 01:14:51.778 --> 01:14:55.156 PETER: This is BBC 7 playing all the hits with none of the... 01:14:55.240 --> 01:14:58.660 NARRATOR: So away they went to retrieve the rest of their family. 01:14:58.743 --> 01:15:01.120 -There we are. -The first was easy. 01:15:01.204 --> 01:15:02.997 -Okay, number two. -Here we go. 01:15:04.541 --> 01:15:06.918 The next was a little pricklier. 01:15:07.002 --> 01:15:09.212 [♪♪♪] 01:15:11.131 --> 01:15:14.092 Ow, ow, ow, ow! 01:15:14.175 --> 01:15:16.635 But the rest were much trickier. 01:15:16.720 --> 01:15:18.430 [WHIMPERING] 01:15:18.513 --> 01:15:22.183 Hello. There's been a misunderstanding in regards to the custody of that rabbit. 01:15:22.267 --> 01:15:24.435 I promised the missus stew. 01:15:24.519 --> 01:15:25.937 [GASPS] 01:15:26.021 --> 01:15:28.398 So they set off on a rescue mission, 01:15:28.481 --> 01:15:32.981 the likes of which Bea insisted never happened in her world. 01:15:40.493 --> 01:15:43.913 Benjamin, I'm really sorry. Listen, I never should have-- 01:15:43.997 --> 01:15:46.124 Not now, Peter. Get me out of here! 01:15:46.207 --> 01:15:47.625 Yep. 01:15:47.709 --> 01:15:49.627 [♪♪♪] 01:15:52.922 --> 01:15:54.548 [LAUGHS] 01:15:59.888 --> 01:16:01.639 They're the rabbits from that book. 01:16:02.599 --> 01:16:04.642 Benjamin, I'm really sorry. Listen-- 01:16:04.726 --> 01:16:07.228 -Not now either. -Right. Right. 01:16:08.146 --> 01:16:10.398 [♪♪♪] 01:16:10.482 --> 01:16:12.108 [SCREAMS] 01:16:14.152 --> 01:16:17.113 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 01:16:17.238 --> 01:16:18.989 [STUDENTS GASPING AND LAUGHING] 01:16:26.247 --> 01:16:28.165 No! Oh! 01:16:28.249 --> 01:16:30.084 We're too late! We're too-- 01:16:30.168 --> 01:16:32.086 -Felix is gone! -Get up. 01:16:32.170 --> 01:16:35.006 -Oh. -Come on, let's go. Quick. Quick. 01:16:35.090 --> 01:16:37.258 -Let's go. Let's go. -Hey. 01:16:37.342 --> 01:16:41.137 [♪♪♪] 01:16:42.972 --> 01:16:45.265 [SPEAKING IN GERMAN] 01:16:51.564 --> 01:16:52.523 [YELLING] 01:16:59.447 --> 01:17:01.282 [ALL YELLING] 01:17:05.078 --> 01:17:06.662 [ALL SHUDDERING] 01:17:14.504 --> 01:17:15.421 [SHRIEKS] 01:17:21.136 --> 01:17:22.220 Huh? 01:17:25.098 --> 01:17:25.932 [SIGHS] 01:17:27.892 --> 01:17:30.227 Brake lights. 01:17:42.782 --> 01:17:44.116 Oh, thank goodness. 01:17:44.200 --> 01:17:48.037 But could you come back in 25 minutes? This is doing wonders for my skin. 01:17:48.121 --> 01:17:49.330 BUTCHER: Hey! 01:17:50.331 --> 01:17:52.499 Hey, that's my pig! 01:18:03.303 --> 01:18:04.512 Whoa! 01:18:10.727 --> 01:18:12.687 [PEDESTRIANS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 01:18:14.147 --> 01:18:15.857 Whoa! 01:18:19.444 --> 01:18:20.903 [GRUNTING] 01:18:23.072 --> 01:18:24.448 [GROANING] 01:18:29.287 --> 01:18:32.248 And that's why I'm on the billboard. 01:18:33.917 --> 01:18:35.543 [ALL SCREAM] 01:18:40.757 --> 01:18:43.301 "Lavatory"? That's what it means? 01:18:43.384 --> 01:18:45.386 The place where men read the newspaper? 01:18:45.470 --> 01:18:47.555 Yeah. You don't have to change your name. 01:18:47.639 --> 01:18:51.434 There's no one in the world I'd rather be confused with than you, Flops. 01:18:51.517 --> 01:18:53.602 -Same here, Mops. -Mm. 01:18:56.814 --> 01:18:58.941 NARRATOR: With everyone safely reunited, 01:18:59.025 --> 01:19:02.737 they headed back to Gloucester for one final rescue, 01:19:02.820 --> 01:19:06.281 which Peter knew to be the most dangerous of all. 01:19:09.327 --> 01:19:11.329 [♪♪♪] 01:19:15.458 --> 01:19:17.376 BARNABAS: I underestimated you, son. 01:19:17.961 --> 01:19:18.795 [GASPS] 01:19:20.880 --> 01:19:24.091 This whole time, I thought I was the one playing you. 01:19:24.175 --> 01:19:27.052 Looks like I was the one being played. 01:19:30.431 --> 01:19:32.099 Where's the rest of it? 01:19:34.519 --> 01:19:36.270 Same place this is going. 01:19:37.355 --> 01:19:38.272 With us. 01:19:38.356 --> 01:19:40.941 -You know who you're dealing with? -Yeah. 01:19:41.025 --> 01:19:43.569 The guy who got me to put my family in danger. 01:19:43.653 --> 01:19:45.863 But that's not your fault. It's mine. 01:19:45.947 --> 01:19:47.782 I convinced them. 01:19:47.865 --> 01:19:50.117 I believed this is who I was. 01:19:50.201 --> 01:19:51.285 Now I know better. 01:19:51.369 --> 01:19:53.120 You don't know nothing, kid. 01:19:53.204 --> 01:19:55.748 Oh, no. You did teach me a couple of things. 01:19:55.832 --> 01:19:57.250 Oh, yeah? Like what? 01:19:57.333 --> 01:19:58.292 [CAR ENGINE STARTS] 01:19:58.376 --> 01:20:02.546 Once a week, the old tailor upstairs drives to the market to buy his sausage. 01:20:02.630 --> 01:20:04.840 It's a real love story. What of it? 01:20:04.924 --> 01:20:06.717 And the second thing is: 01:20:06.801 --> 01:20:08.803 The rabbit comes out of the hole, 01:20:08.886 --> 01:20:10.470 goes around the tree 01:20:10.555 --> 01:20:13.724 -and back down the hole. -What? 01:20:13.808 --> 01:20:15.267 [YELLS] 01:20:23.192 --> 01:20:25.110 Huh? Huh? 01:20:25.445 --> 01:20:26.863 Unh. Huh? 01:20:28.990 --> 01:20:31.575 [GROANS THEN YELLING] 01:20:31.659 --> 01:20:33.619 [♪♪♪] 01:20:40.168 --> 01:20:41.836 The kid, the kid! 01:20:41.919 --> 01:20:45.088 When this truck stops, I'm gonna get him. 01:20:45.173 --> 01:20:48.718 You nincompoop, don't you know where this truck always parks? 01:20:48.801 --> 01:20:51.428 Yeah. The market. At the entrance. 01:20:51.512 --> 01:20:54.097 Right next to the... Oh. 01:21:05.485 --> 01:21:08.070 This reminds me of the first time I was put in a cage. 01:21:08.154 --> 01:21:10.030 The circus was in town, and I'd always-- 01:21:10.114 --> 01:21:11.657 Whiskers, stay focused. 01:21:11.741 --> 01:21:15.411 On what? Being captured and getting our comeuppance? 01:21:15.495 --> 01:21:19.415 Anyway, they only hired bats, so I made a costume out of gym socks. 01:21:20.875 --> 01:21:22.126 THOMAS: There we are. 01:21:22.210 --> 01:21:24.295 [VAMPIRE WEEKEND'S "HARMONY HALL" PLAYING] 01:21:30.385 --> 01:21:32.220 ♪ We took a vow in summertime ♪ 01:21:32.303 --> 01:21:35.764 ♪ Now we find ourselves in late December ♪ 01:21:35.932 --> 01:21:38.351 You were right. I should have just supported you. 01:21:38.434 --> 01:21:41.478 I think I was just worried the book would take you away 01:21:41.562 --> 01:21:44.523 from the family I wanted us to have, you know? 01:21:44.607 --> 01:21:46.317 -I'm sorry. -No, I'm sorry. 01:21:46.401 --> 01:21:49.195 I was chasing something for all the wrong reasons. 01:21:49.278 --> 01:21:51.738 I lost sight of what was important. 01:21:51.823 --> 01:21:53.074 -Our family. -Mm. 01:21:53.157 --> 01:21:57.657 And families, I've learned, can come in all shapes and sizes. 01:21:57.954 --> 01:22:02.166 Nigel wanted me to use those exact words to end my book. 01:22:02.250 --> 01:22:03.751 -You're kidding. -Ha-ha-ha! 01:22:04.794 --> 01:22:09.256 I mean, the sentiment's nice, but how pathetic. 01:22:09.340 --> 01:22:11.133 -Right? Right? -Pathetic? Yeah. 01:22:11.217 --> 01:22:13.302 -That's why I said it, to make you laugh. -Ha-ha-ha! 01:22:13.386 --> 01:22:16.680 THOMAS: Nigel was pathetic. Want some tea? BEA: Lovely. 01:22:16.764 --> 01:22:18.390 Benjamin, is now the time 01:22:18.474 --> 01:22:21.477 for my often interrupted yet heartfelt apology? 01:22:21.561 --> 01:22:22.395 Mm... 01:22:23.229 --> 01:22:24.230 I'm sorry. 01:22:24.313 --> 01:22:26.481 I never should have mixed you up in all this. 01:22:26.566 --> 01:22:29.485 I got caught up worrying about who everyone thought I was, 01:22:29.569 --> 01:22:33.614 instead of who I really am, which is your brother. 01:22:33.698 --> 01:22:38.198 And your cousin, who continues to not listen to you but promises to really, really try. 01:22:39.996 --> 01:22:41.080 I'm sorry. 01:22:41.164 --> 01:22:42.832 What...? 01:22:42.915 --> 01:22:45.834 -Hm. -I'm kidding. 01:22:45.918 --> 01:22:49.338 But, really, Peter, from now on, you need to think things through 01:22:49.422 --> 01:22:53.217 and take some advice from those who love you. 01:22:53.301 --> 01:22:54.260 I'm sorry. 01:22:54.343 --> 01:22:58.305 [IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Wha...? 01:22:58.389 --> 01:23:00.641 [PETER CONTINUES SUSTAINING HIGH-PITCHED TONE] 01:23:08.357 --> 01:23:11.151 Sunset. 01:23:11.235 --> 01:23:12.444 [SUPERGRASS' "ALRIGHT" PLAYING] 01:23:12.528 --> 01:23:15.239 ♪ We are young We run green ♪ 01:23:15.323 --> 01:23:18.451 ♪ Keep our teeth Nice and clean ♪ 01:23:18.534 --> 01:23:21.328 ♪ See our friends See the sights ♪ 01:23:21.412 --> 01:23:23.122 ♪ And feel all right ♪ 01:23:24.123 --> 01:23:26.458 NARRATOR: And so, they all lived happily ever after, 01:23:26.542 --> 01:23:27.709 [BABY CRYING] 01:23:27.793 --> 01:23:29.419 As is the law in these storybooks. 01:23:29.504 --> 01:23:33.007 You just take this out, and... 01:23:33.799 --> 01:23:35.008 [CRYING STOPS AND BEA CHUCKLES] 01:23:35.092 --> 01:23:36.218 There. 01:23:37.220 --> 01:23:39.347 Bea and McGregor had a child of their own. 01:23:39.430 --> 01:23:42.433 And the rabbits took to her like a real sister. 01:23:42.517 --> 01:23:43.684 [SIGHS] 01:23:43.768 --> 01:23:45.519 Peekaboo. 01:23:45.603 --> 01:23:47.271 Peekaboo. Peekaboo. 01:23:47.355 --> 01:23:48.939 Peekaboo! 01:23:49.023 --> 01:23:50.899 Try this jelly bean. It'll change your life. 01:23:50.983 --> 01:23:52.526 Cotton-Tail, no. 01:23:52.610 --> 01:23:54.028 Cute baby. 01:23:54.111 --> 01:23:58.532 Right, well, if anybody needs me, I'm gonna swim to France and back. 01:23:58.658 --> 01:23:59.909 [WATER SPLASHES] 01:23:59.992 --> 01:24:03.036 I finally realised what made me different. 01:24:03.120 --> 01:24:05.122 I'm the narrator of these stories. 01:24:05.206 --> 01:24:07.833 Another classic, Flopsy. What are you gonna name it? 01:24:07.917 --> 01:24:09.209 She already did. 01:24:12.463 --> 01:24:15.007 I like it. Implies there might be more. 01:24:15.091 --> 01:24:17.885 Or this could be it. We didn't think we'd get this far. 01:24:17.969 --> 01:24:20.888 ♪ We are young We run green ♪ 01:24:20.972 --> 01:24:23.766 ♪ Keep our teeth Nice and clean ♪ 01:24:24.350 --> 01:24:26.810 ♪ See our friends See the sights ♪ 01:24:27.311 --> 01:24:30.731 ♪ And feel all right ♪ 01:24:31.399 --> 01:24:33.776 Hey, squirrel, why don't you take it from here? 01:24:33.859 --> 01:24:35.861 Oh, I couldn't possibly. 01:24:35.945 --> 01:24:39.114 ♪ We are young We run green ♪ 01:24:39.198 --> 01:24:42.201 ♪ Keep our teeth Nice and clean ♪ 01:24:42.285 --> 01:24:45.162 ♪ See our friends See the sights ♪ 01:24:45.246 --> 01:24:47.539 ♪ Feel all right ♪ 01:24:47.623 --> 01:24:49.499 Okay. That's enough. 01:24:49.584 --> 01:24:51.419 -Thanks. -Yep. 01:24:51.919 --> 01:24:55.213 ♪ Got some cash Bought some wheels ♪ 01:24:55.298 --> 01:24:58.050 ♪ Took it out 'Cross the fields ♪ 01:24:58.134 --> 01:25:01.554 ♪ See our friends See the sights ♪ 01:25:01.637 --> 01:25:03.680 ♪ And feel all right ♪ 01:25:06.434 --> 01:25:08.227 ♪ Are we like you? ♪ 01:25:08.686 --> 01:25:11.730 ♪ I can't be sured ♪ 01:25:11.856 --> 01:25:14.608 ♪ Of the scene As she turns ♪ 01:25:14.692 --> 01:25:17.778 ♪ We are strange In our worlds ♪ 01:25:17.862 --> 01:25:21.073 ♪ But we are young We get by ♪ 01:25:21.449 --> 01:25:24.285 ♪ Can't go mad Ain't got time ♪ 01:25:24.744 --> 01:25:27.705 ♪ See our friends See the sights ♪ 01:25:27.788 --> 01:25:30.040 ♪ But we're all right ♪ 01:25:31.417 --> 01:25:34.169 ♪ Got some cash Bought some wheels ♪ 01:25:34.629 --> 01:25:37.590 ♪ Took it out 'Cross the fields ♪ 01:25:37.673 --> 01:25:40.676 ♪ Lost control Hit a wall ♪ 01:25:40.760 --> 01:25:43.012 ♪ But we're all right ♪ 01:25:45.931 --> 01:25:47.933 ♪ Are we like you? ♪ 01:25:48.017 --> 01:25:50.978 ♪ I can't be sured ♪ 01:25:51.270 --> 01:25:53.939 ♪ Of the scene As she turns ♪ 01:25:54.732 --> 01:25:57.359 ♪ We are strange In our worlds ♪ 01:25:57.443 --> 01:26:00.904 ♪ But we are young We run green ♪ 01:26:00.988 --> 01:26:04.241 ♪ Keep our teeth Nice and clean ♪ 01:26:04.325 --> 01:26:07.411 ♪ See our friends See the sights ♪ 01:26:07.495 --> 01:26:10.831 ♪ And feel all right ♪ 01:26:12.166 --> 01:26:13.333 [SNORING] 01:26:13.417 --> 01:26:16.336 ALL: Cock-a-doodle-do! 01:26:16.420 --> 01:26:17.754 [SNORING CONTINUES] 01:26:18.464 --> 01:26:20.757 Cock-a-doodle-do! 01:26:20.841 --> 01:26:22.300 Wait a second. 01:26:22.385 --> 01:26:23.803 Dad, wake up! 01:26:23.886 --> 01:26:26.054 ALL: Cock-a-doodle-do! 01:26:26.138 --> 01:26:27.013 [GASPS] 01:26:27.098 --> 01:26:29.767 You made the magical water fountains erupt, 01:26:29.850 --> 01:26:34.104 wetting the earth so it won't burn up from the giant ball of fire! 01:26:34.188 --> 01:26:37.024 It's not a sham! 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