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Though many know
the tragic love story
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of Antony and Cleopatra,
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the wayward Roman general
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who fell madly in love
with the enchanting Egyptian queen,
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both of them taking their lives
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rather than face a world
without each other,
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few know the secret story
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of the most sought-after prize
and unsolved puzzle of their time.
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The mystery of Cleopatra's third egg.
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On their wedding day,
as a symbol of his undying devotion,
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Mark Antony presented Cleopatra
with three bejeweled eggs,
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each one more exquisite than the last.
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For centuries, these eggs were thought
to be nothing more than myth, rumor.
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But then, in 1907,
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just outside of Cairo,
a local farmer unearthed two of them.
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Some say the third egg was never found.
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Others claim it was discovered,
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but just as quickly lost,
never to be seen again.
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Join us as we explore that very question.
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What happened to Cleopatra's lost egg?
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Who may hold it in their possession?
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And most importantly,
will we ever see the day in which
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all three eggs are reunited
for the first time in over 2,000 years?
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Cleopatra's first egg
is on display for all to see
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at the world-famous Museo Nazionale
di Castel Sant'Angelo in Rome.
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The second egg has been
sold at auction numerous times
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and currently is held
in a private collection.
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You're not a cop.
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You're right, I'm not.
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You know what I mean, Agent.
Your badge is no good here.
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So no American cowboy stuff.
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Don't worry. Left my chaps at home.
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You sure about this?
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I know how he thinks.
He's gonna do it today. Trust me.
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All right, then, here we go.
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- Impossible.
- I'm not asking.
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You need to shut the museum down,
evacuate your visitors,
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and seal all ingress
and egress points immediately.
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And Interpol has the authority
to compel me to do so?
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Don't test me, Director.
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You should listen to her.
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And who are you? Her bodyguard?
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This is Special Agent John Hartley
of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit.
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He's a consulting profiler
who specializes in art crime.
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You don't look like a profiler.
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Yeah, I get that a lot.
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Forty-one hours ago, Agent Hartley
received credible intelligence that
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the most wanted art thief in the world,
a man named Nolan Booth,
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intends to steal
the Egg of Cleopatra today.
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Who provided you this information?
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The Bishop.
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You cannot be serious.
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My dear, The Bishop is nothing more
than a boogeyman story in the art world.
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It's a catch-all concept.
It's someone to blame
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when you and your friends
in law enforcement
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are too incompetent to solve the case.
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Listen to me, unless we stop it,
that egg is gonna be stolen today.
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In fact, it may already be gone.
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Already gone, you say?
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Now, if you'll excuse me, Inspector,
I believe I owe your supervisor a call.
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Do you have thermal sensors in this room?
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- Of course we do.
- Show it to me.
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You're wasting our time.
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What, may I ask, are you looking for?
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Well, you see, Cleopatra's first egg
is covered in 18-karat gold.
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And gold reflects radiation.
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That egg should be
reflecting the heat in this room.
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It should be red, not blue.
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It's probably just an error
in the thermal sensor.
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Well, there's only one way to find out.
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Hey, sorry, big man, but there's
no food or drink in the museum.
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Thank you.
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No, no, wait a moment.
What do you think you're doing?
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Relax, it's fine.
He knows what he's doing.
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Seal the room. Now!
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Move! Move!
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He's heading for the exit.
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Oh.
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Freeze!
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He is here.
Send reinforcements.
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He's on the scaffolding.
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We're gonna need more...
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- Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Ah.
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Jesus,
you scared me.
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I know you. You're the... You're the slow
bald guy that's been chasing me.
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What do you got in the bag?
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You're American. What brings you to Rome?
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Gelato, the Colosseum.
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- Oh, it's beautiful. Beautiful place.
- Yeah.
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- First time?
- Yep.
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That was a fun foot chase, right?
Lots of twists and turns. Hijinks.
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Who knew it'd end up like this?
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- I did.
- Right.
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Fun's over, Nolan Booth.
Give me the bag, turn around,
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put your hands behind your back.
You're under arrest.
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Okay. Well, hold on one sec.
I just have two questions.
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Okay. Um...
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First question,
where'd you get that jacket?
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It's a statement piece.
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Somewhere there is a very nude cow
whispering...
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..."Worth it."
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And number two, on the whole
arresting me thing, I totally get it.
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You know, baby did a bad, bad thing. Yeah.
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But you don't happen to have,
like, a badge or somethin'
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tucked away in the turtleneck, do you?
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I don't need to show you my badge
because I've got a gun.
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Here's the thing.
You're putting me in a pickle.
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Without identification,
how do I know who you are?
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For all I know, you could be the bad guy,
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and I could be the other bad guy.
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You're right. I am the bad guy.
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Now shut up and give me the bag
before I shoot you in the mouth.
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- I'm gonna give this to you.
- Good.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna give it to you
'cause I don't even want it.
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For the record, none of this feels good.
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Booth, don't move!
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Whoa!
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Come on, let's go.
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What the hell?
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Where are you going?
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Asshole!
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Can you hold on to this for me?
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Thanks.
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What the hell?
You idiot! Are you blind?
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Shit.
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Nice place you got here.
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Special Agent John Hartley, FBI.
We met earlier.
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Aren't you a little outside
your jurisdiction?
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I am.
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Good thing these guys aren't.
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Wow!
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Hi, guys.
Don't take your shoes off or anything.
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You sure you brought enough guns?
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What can I say? I like to be thorough.
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No way, José.
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The intrepid Inspector Das.
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I wouldn't have missed this for the world.
I'll take that. Thank you.
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- It's nice to meet a fan.
- Oh, that's cute.
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You wanna know what else is cute?
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Because you're wanted
in 18 separate countries,
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I get to choose which one of them
detains you until trial,
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given your escape history.
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What are you, six for six now?
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Yeah. One more
and I get a Shawshank jacket.
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Keep making your jokes
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because I'm about to send you
to the worst place in the world.
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Your Instagram account?
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You know,
I'm really starting to not like you.
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Oh, come on!
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Not like me? You don't even know me.
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We could have a lot in common.
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Maybe I don't know you,
but I've been building a profile on you,
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ever since you stole William Strang's
Lady with a Red Hat from the Tate
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back in 2014.
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You can't prove that was me.
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I got that on Etsy.
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I've been tracking
your scores for a while.
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So let me take a crack
at who I think you really are.
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Sure thing. Yeah.
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- Only child.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Dad's a Swiss cop,
Mom's an American professor.
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You started stealing
between the ages of six and eight.
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You found out
you had a real talent for it.
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It made you feel special, different.
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You like to work alone.
You don't like a team.
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The only jobs you take are the ones
that make the big, splashy headlines,
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which tells me that you only do it
for the thrill and not the money.
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Are you insane? I love the money.
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I'm not done yet.
I'm just getting to the good part.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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A lot of thieves out there
who claim to only do it for the money.
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That's not unusual.
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But what is unusual
is the risk that you take.
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The chances.
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It's as though you wanna get caught
so you can escape,
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just to prove yourself all over again,
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and prove that
you're better than everybody else
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and that you're worthy.
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Worthy of what? This speech?
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Your father's love.
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Congratulations.
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How'd you find me?
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Well, the same way I knew that
you were gonna steal the egg in Rome.
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The Bishop.
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The Bishop.
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Get him ready to move.
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Booth, I'm curious.
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How does it feel to be sold out
by the most wanted art thief in the world?
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I'm the most wanted art thief
in the world.
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You were.
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Wait. Wait here.
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There's no chance I'm putting
that thing in the same van as him.
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- See you at the airfield.
- I'll see you there.
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Door open.
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All right. We're good.
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Thank you.
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Hi, there.
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- You leaving town?
- Flight's in an hour.
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Something up?
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You could say that. Hmm.
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Okay. What's going on?
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Funny,
I was gonna ask you the same thing.
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What are you doing with that?
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Oh, this priceless piece
of ancient cultural whatnot?
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Oops!
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Booth gave us a fake egg.
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I'll admit,
Booth was my first thought too.
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Then I asked myself,
"How well do you really know someone
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you only met 72 hours ago?"
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And someone whose official credentials
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came solely by
a written interagency communiqué.
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So I called up the Assistant Director
of the BAU at Quantico, really nice lady.
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She'd never heard of you.
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- That's impossible.
- Is it?
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Yes, it's impossible.
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As impossible as a John Hartley
with a Swiss bank account
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that received an $8 million wire transfer
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from an encrypted third-party
on the same day the egg was stolen?
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Quite a coincidence,
wouldn't you say, Agent?
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We have eyes on target.
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Listen, whatever you think this is,
whatever you think I did, I didn't do.
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Someone's behind this.
The Bishop, maybe even Booth himself.
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- I'm being set up.
- Maybe you are, maybe you're not.
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Until I figure it out,
I'm gonna keep you where I can find you.
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Now, normally,
I'm not a vindictive person, but,
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well, I trusted you
and you hurt my feelings.
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So I picked someplace extra special.
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It's a bit of a black site.
Kind of the land due process forgot.
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You're under arrest, Agent Hartley.
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Das, look at me. Look at my eyes.
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I didn't do this.
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I don't believe you.
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You a top or a bottom?
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Doesn't matter.
Prison's gonna decide for us.
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You gotta be shittin' me.
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Well, I'll say one thing
about ol' Inspector Das,
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she's got a real sense of humor.
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Put 'er there, roomie.
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You're right, we should wash up first.
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It's okay. You're safe here.
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Except if they find out you're a cop.
Then they're gonna wanna kill you.
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Bishop must have seen you
coming from a mile away.
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Got your trust after selling me out.
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Can't run a con without gaining
the mark's trust first, that's page one.
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I know how a confidence scheme works,
trust me.
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Well, you do now, that's for sure.
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The same mystery thief who ratted me out
is the same one who framed you.
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That seems like a coincidence,
don't you think?
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This is not a coincidence. This is a plan.
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In one move, The Bishop took out
her lead competitor and lead investigator.
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- Two birds, one stone.
- Egg.
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- What?
- Two birds, one egg.
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It's kind of a lay-up.
Even Post Malone gets it.
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This is farm-to-table, right? Thank you.
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I don't understand why.
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Why would The Bishop go to the trouble of
framing me when she already has the egg?
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I mean, what's left?
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Three hundred million dollars?
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You're kidding.
I never heard of a price tag like that.
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No one has.
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But you don't understand,
that's not the price for just one egg.
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Here's the deal.
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Whoever brings
this Egyptian billionaire all three eggs
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by the night of his daughter's wedding
gets all the marbles.
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Turns out,
Mr. Big Daddy Big Bucks' daughter,
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guess what her name is?
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Stop guessing, it's Cleopatra.
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I mean, these people are horrible.
But I like money, so...
00:24:42.041 --> 00:24:43.208
So how does that work?
00:24:43.791 --> 00:24:46.458
No one knows where the third egg is.
It's never been found.
00:24:46.541 --> 00:24:49.833
I'm not gonna lie,
that's a bit of a problem.
00:24:49.916 --> 00:24:51.958
I was gonna deal with
the second egg first.
00:24:52.041 --> 00:24:53.333
Then the rest.
00:24:53.416 --> 00:24:56.666
All right, well,
Bureau intel says that the second egg
00:24:56.750 --> 00:24:58.458
is owned by an international arms dealer.
00:24:58.541 --> 00:25:00.250
Sotto Voce. I know all about this guy.
00:25:00.333 --> 00:25:02.666
His dad tried to strangle him
when he was 14.
00:25:02.750 --> 00:25:05.041
Nobody can stand
this son of a bitch.
00:25:06.083 --> 00:25:08.125
Apparently, it left
quite the impression on him.
00:25:08.208 --> 00:25:11.500
And strangling folks
became sort of a hobby for him.
00:25:12.208 --> 00:25:13.291
He's a big fan.
00:25:14.708 --> 00:25:17.041
Sotto Voce is super scary.
00:25:17.125 --> 00:25:18.666
But he's not above having a good time.
00:25:19.250 --> 00:25:22.000
Throws a masquerade party every year
for his top buyers
00:25:22.083 --> 00:25:25.208
in his I-probably-have-a-tiny-penis villa
in Valencia.
00:25:25.291 --> 00:25:27.500
Gunrunners are a little touchy
about their identity.
00:25:27.583 --> 00:25:30.958
So the Eyes Wide Shut thing
takes the edge off for everyone.
00:25:31.041 --> 00:25:34.000
Now, what none of these
evil one-percenters know
00:25:34.083 --> 00:25:36.583
is that upstairs,
locked away in a secret vault,
00:25:36.666 --> 00:25:39.458
Dr. Shirtless has in his possession
00:25:39.541 --> 00:25:42.375
an ancient piece of pricelessness
that I like to call...
00:25:43.583 --> 00:25:45.541
Cleopatra's second egg.
00:25:47.250 --> 00:25:49.875
And it's just begging for me to steal it.
00:25:49.958 --> 00:25:52.708
I'd be on my way there right now
if you weren't such a super cop.
00:25:54.750 --> 00:25:56.059
- Don't do that.
- What?
00:25:56.083 --> 00:25:57.708
- Don't do that.
- Do what?
00:25:57.791 --> 00:26:01.416
- I know what you're doing. Listen.
- I'm not doing anything.
00:26:01.500 --> 00:26:04.750
These guys here,
if they find out you're a C-O-P...
00:26:04.833 --> 00:26:08.250
This is a room full of convicted murderers
and toilet vodka enthusiasts.
00:26:08.333 --> 00:26:10.416
We gotta make sure
they know you're not a cop.
00:26:10.500 --> 00:26:13.791
- Nyet politsiya.
- Listen to me. I beg...
00:26:14.500 --> 00:26:17.958
Guys? Nyet politsiya. Not a cop.
00:26:18.041 --> 00:26:21.458
This man is not a cop, all right?
00:26:21.541 --> 00:26:23.625
Get that through
your thick skulls right now!
00:26:23.708 --> 00:26:26.375
He's a profiler for the FBI,
00:26:26.458 --> 00:26:30.416
which does fall under the umbrella
of law enforcement, but not a cop.
00:26:30.500 --> 00:26:33.916
It's similar, but it's not the same thing.
It's a complicated backstory.
00:26:34.000 --> 00:26:36.666
This is our good friend,
Special Agent John Hartley.
00:26:36.750 --> 00:26:39.208
Let's give him a warm welcome
to the prison, guys.
00:26:44.875 --> 00:26:48.000
Thank you, guys.
I don't think anyone heard me. We're good.
00:26:48.083 --> 00:26:49.833
All's quiet on the western front.
00:26:49.916 --> 00:26:52.166
Nobody's... Oh, no.
00:26:52.250 --> 00:26:55.375
Yep.
Drago Grande heard. Here he comes.
00:26:57.333 --> 00:26:59.291
Okay, be cool.
Don't embarrass me.
00:27:02.625 --> 00:27:03.958
Hello, sir.
00:27:05.291 --> 00:27:06.500
Politsiya.
00:27:08.291 --> 00:27:09.375
You die.
00:27:09.458 --> 00:27:11.125
Okay, he knows.
00:27:11.833 --> 00:27:13.125
He knows you're a cop.
00:27:13.708 --> 00:27:14.791
The jig is up.
00:27:25.000 --> 00:27:26.083
It's okay.
00:27:27.291 --> 00:27:28.375
You can...
00:27:28.875 --> 00:27:31.458
You can have mine.
You need some nourishment.
00:27:36.916 --> 00:27:40.000
You should get up.
You look like a little bitch right now.
00:27:40.083 --> 00:27:41.416
I say that as a friend.
00:27:46.041 --> 00:27:47.041
Okay, look.
00:27:47.625 --> 00:27:50.083
I don't wanna do
the whole prison fight thing with you...
00:27:50.166 --> 00:27:54.375
- You got this. I'm in your corner.
- So please, no fight.
00:27:54.458 --> 00:27:56.750
Let's just go back and finish our meals.
00:28:11.416 --> 00:28:13.708
- No. No...
- Back to your cell!
00:28:14.750 --> 00:28:15.958
God...
00:28:17.000 --> 00:28:18.458
All that working out.
00:28:19.041 --> 00:28:21.802
You still get your ass spanked
by a toothless man with tuberculosis...
00:28:21.833 --> 00:28:23.958
Okay. Okay.
00:28:24.041 --> 00:28:27.083
If you ever pull shit like that again,
it'll be the last thing you do.
00:28:27.166 --> 00:28:28.250
Right.
00:28:28.333 --> 00:28:30.625
- You don't know me, Booth.
- No.
00:28:30.708 --> 00:28:32.291
You have no idea what I'm capable of.
00:28:32.375 --> 00:28:34.416
Okay. Thank God, you're here.
00:28:35.791 --> 00:28:37.750
The captain wants to see you.
00:28:37.833 --> 00:28:38.666
Let's go!
00:28:38.750 --> 00:28:39.875
Him?
00:28:39.958 --> 00:28:41.583
Oh, no, us. Okay.
00:28:53.583 --> 00:28:54.708
Hello, boys.
00:28:55.458 --> 00:28:56.625
Oh, my God.
00:28:56.708 --> 00:28:57.791
Wow.
00:28:58.791 --> 00:29:00.250
You're the captain?
00:29:00.333 --> 00:29:03.250
You might benefit
from a little career change.
00:29:03.333 --> 00:29:05.208
I mean, I'm... I don't think runway,
00:29:05.291 --> 00:29:08.250
but definitely
regional catalog work, fliers...
00:29:08.333 --> 00:29:09.333
She's The Bishop.
00:29:09.416 --> 00:29:11.958
No shit, dipdick!
00:29:12.041 --> 00:29:15.208
It's so nice to finally meet you,
Mr. Booth.
00:29:15.291 --> 00:29:17.916
Such a thrill to be face-to-face
00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:20.416
with the second-best art thief
in the world.
00:29:20.500 --> 00:29:24.875
Oh, I see what you did there.
That's...
00:29:24.958 --> 00:29:28.083
Yeah, you got lucky
a couple of times early on, you know?
00:29:28.166 --> 00:29:31.250
But you can't name one time
in the past year that you beat me.
00:29:31.333 --> 00:29:33.041
- Helsinki.
- My parachute failed.
00:29:33.125 --> 00:29:34.041
Jakarta.
00:29:34.125 --> 00:29:36.166
- My Segway sank.
- Macau.
00:29:36.250 --> 00:29:38.250
Nobody knew that Miley Cyrus
was going to be there.
00:29:38.291 --> 00:29:39.916
It was a completely unannounced show.
00:29:40.000 --> 00:29:42.875
You can have excuses or results.
00:29:42.958 --> 00:29:44.625
Not both.
00:29:44.708 --> 00:29:46.791
What are we doing here? What do you want?
00:29:46.875 --> 00:29:48.750
To have a chat.
00:29:48.833 --> 00:29:50.166
First of all, Agent Hartley,
00:29:50.291 --> 00:29:54.041
please accept my sincerest apologies
for the whole mix-up in Rome.
00:29:54.125 --> 00:29:56.666
You see, after I stole the egg in Bali,
00:29:56.750 --> 00:30:01.958
I then made an $8 million deposit
into an account registered in your name.
00:30:02.625 --> 00:30:06.916
Then, all I had to do was sit back
and wait for Das to take the bait.
00:30:08.750 --> 00:30:12.541
A few clever keystrokes
and a well-timed call intercept.
00:30:12.625 --> 00:30:14.791
FBI BAU Director's office.
00:30:14.875 --> 00:30:16.958
And poof.
00:30:17.041 --> 00:30:19.333
Bye-bye, Agent John Hartley.
00:30:20.750 --> 00:30:22.583
Hello, suspicious suspect.
00:30:22.666 --> 00:30:24.333
Funny, don't you think?
00:30:26.208 --> 00:30:28.083
Shut up. You deleted my life.
00:30:28.166 --> 00:30:30.208
And now I'm stuck in a cell
with this idiot.
00:30:31.291 --> 00:30:34.041
Well, down to business then.
00:30:34.125 --> 00:30:36.750
At the risk of stating the obvious,
00:30:37.333 --> 00:30:39.375
I have the first egg in my possession,
00:30:39.458 --> 00:30:43.666
and in less than 48 hours,
I'm gonna have the second one as well.
00:30:45.041 --> 00:30:49.416
But that leaves an issue. The final egg.
00:30:49.500 --> 00:30:52.000
Well, too bad for you.
Nobody knows where the third egg is.
00:30:52.791 --> 00:30:54.166
He didn't tell you?
00:30:54.791 --> 00:30:56.125
You didn't tell him?
00:30:56.791 --> 00:30:59.059
- Didn't tell me what?
- I don't know what she's talking about.
00:30:59.083 --> 00:31:01.458
Your cellmate here
knows exactly where the third egg is.
00:31:01.541 --> 00:31:04.833
She's lying. I do not know
where the third egg is. I swear to God.
00:31:05.875 --> 00:31:08.208
I know where the third egg is.
I swear to God.
00:31:08.750 --> 00:31:12.291
Yes, that is me. Scratch that.
That was me. I did say that.
00:31:12.375 --> 00:31:14.625
When were you gonna tell me
about the third egg?
00:31:14.708 --> 00:31:18.000
I was never gonna tell you
about the third egg because you're a cop.
00:31:18.083 --> 00:31:20.458
My offer to you, Mr. Booth, is this.
00:31:20.541 --> 00:31:24.750
Tell me where the third egg is,
I'll get you out of here and give you 10%.
00:31:24.833 --> 00:31:26.041
Rock-hard pass.
00:31:26.125 --> 00:31:28.125
I'm sorry we couldn't do business.
00:31:28.916 --> 00:31:31.166
Well, perhaps a few more days in here
00:31:31.250 --> 00:31:35.125
with the prospect
of thousands more to come
00:31:36.041 --> 00:31:37.875
will help change your mind.
00:31:38.833 --> 00:31:40.916
I'll stop by once I have the second egg.
00:31:41.416 --> 00:31:44.625
Oh, and when I do,
the offer's gonna be 5%.
00:31:44.708 --> 00:31:48.291
Thank you, Captain.
Labor detail for them both.
00:31:49.833 --> 00:31:52.625
Bye. Don't miss me too much.
00:31:52.708 --> 00:31:53.916
Ta-ta!
00:31:56.416 --> 00:31:58.083
Oh, hey, guys. Okay!
00:31:59.125 --> 00:32:00.958
If we work together to catch her,
00:32:01.041 --> 00:32:03.333
I can do things
to The Bishop you can't do.
00:32:03.416 --> 00:32:05.016
There's no need to be disgusting.
00:32:08.500 --> 00:32:11.916
Here we go. Three, two, one.
Lift with your neck.
00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:14.250
I mean put her in prison. For life.
00:32:15.125 --> 00:32:18.625
When that happens, guess who becomes
number one art thief in the world again?
00:32:20.666 --> 00:32:23.708
Teamwork? It feels weird in my mouth.
00:32:23.791 --> 00:32:24.875
Are you carrying your side?
00:32:24.958 --> 00:32:27.833
I'm offended you'd even ask me that.
00:32:27.916 --> 00:32:30.750
- Do something. It's slipping.
- Oh, relax, baldylocks.
00:32:35.875 --> 00:32:38.041
See? Teamwork.
00:32:39.250 --> 00:32:43.208
Team. Team. Team.
It feels weird in my mouth.
00:32:43.291 --> 00:32:44.291
It does.
00:32:44.833 --> 00:32:49.083
Say what you will about Russian prisons,
the soap is incredible.
00:32:49.166 --> 00:32:51.927
- Are we doing this together or not?
- No added chemicals or perfumes.
00:32:51.958 --> 00:32:54.500
It's just pure
good ol' fashioned glycerin.
00:32:55.416 --> 00:32:58.083
- Ooh. Smell it.
- I'm not gonna smell it.
00:32:58.166 --> 00:33:00.791
Sotto Voce's masquerade ball
is tomorrow night,
00:33:00.875 --> 00:33:03.309
which means, if we're gonna beat
The Bishop to the second egg,
00:33:03.333 --> 00:33:06.291
we have to be on the other side
of these walls by tomorrow morning.
00:33:06.375 --> 00:33:07.895
I already know how I'm gonna steal it.
00:33:07.958 --> 00:33:10.851
It'll take adjustment now The Bishop'll
be there, but I'll beat her to the punch.
00:33:10.875 --> 00:33:13.083
"I"? What about "we"?
00:33:13.166 --> 00:33:16.041
Why are you wearing the hairnet?
You're bald.
00:33:19.250 --> 00:33:22.625
Okay, fine. You can be my plus-one
to Sotto Voce's party.
00:33:23.333 --> 00:33:27.583
Thanks. Clock's tickin'.
We gotta get outta here. What's the plan?
00:33:28.125 --> 00:33:29.250
I'm working on it.
00:33:30.875 --> 00:33:33.166
You're working on it?
You sound like you're working on it.
00:33:33.250 --> 00:33:36.583
They say the most important part
of any plan is a good night's sleep.
00:33:37.333 --> 00:33:40.666
Isn't the actual plan part
the most important part of the plan?
00:33:40.750 --> 00:33:42.541
A lotta people make that mistake.
00:33:48.708 --> 00:33:50.583
Back in Bali, that thing you said,
00:33:52.041 --> 00:33:53.916
about me and my father, how'd you know?
00:33:55.750 --> 00:33:58.625
I hate to break it to you,
but you're not a complex case.
00:33:59.166 --> 00:34:01.208
The one thing
that doesn't quite line up for me is
00:34:01.291 --> 00:34:04.958
how the son of a Swiss police captain
turns to a life of high crime.
00:34:05.041 --> 00:34:06.083
Short version?
00:34:07.875 --> 00:34:11.833
My father was a prolific asshole.
00:34:12.791 --> 00:34:13.875
Long version?
00:34:15.333 --> 00:34:17.125
When I was eight years old,
00:34:18.916 --> 00:34:21.083
my dad thought I stole his watch.
00:34:21.666 --> 00:34:24.125
He loved that piece of metal
more than anything.
00:34:26.041 --> 00:34:29.000
He asked me if I stole it.
I told him I didn't.
00:34:29.791 --> 00:34:32.625
He said he knew that I had
and that I was lying.
00:34:33.291 --> 00:34:35.708
He didn't speak to me again after that.
00:34:35.791 --> 00:34:38.541
Not on Christmas. Not on my birthday.
00:34:40.750 --> 00:34:45.291
He went almost a full year,
just utter silence.
00:34:46.500 --> 00:34:47.916
Like I didn't even exist.
00:34:50.583 --> 00:34:52.000
Then one night, he...
00:34:53.458 --> 00:34:56.750
He comes home
and he sits down at the dinner table...
00:34:58.625 --> 00:34:59.958
And there it is.
00:35:00.041 --> 00:35:02.250
There's the watch, the missing watch,
00:35:02.958 --> 00:35:04.541
right there on his wrist.
00:35:04.625 --> 00:35:07.416
Found out later that he put it
in his desk at work
00:35:07.500 --> 00:35:10.208
and it got buried behind some papers
or something like that.
00:35:10.291 --> 00:35:12.500
But he never apologized. He just, uh...
00:35:13.500 --> 00:35:16.333
He just looked me in the eye
and said, "How was your day at school?"
00:35:18.958 --> 00:35:21.833
Then he kept askin',
"How was your day at school?"
00:35:21.916 --> 00:35:23.458
And I never answered him.
00:35:24.958 --> 00:35:27.458
I just stared at him.
I didn't eat. I didn't drink.
00:35:28.750 --> 00:35:31.083
Next week,
I found myself in boarding school.
00:35:35.916 --> 00:35:36.916
Really?
00:35:39.125 --> 00:35:41.083
I'm kidding.
00:35:42.500 --> 00:35:43.500
Hey.
00:35:44.916 --> 00:35:46.083
I'm sorry about all that.
00:35:47.375 --> 00:35:49.958
Oh, no, no, no, no,
it's all right.
00:35:50.041 --> 00:35:51.750
You learn a valuable lesson, you know?
00:35:52.625 --> 00:35:54.166
It doesn't matter what you do,
00:35:56.125 --> 00:35:58.125
only matters what they think you've done.
00:36:00.083 --> 00:36:01.083
How about your old man?
00:36:02.708 --> 00:36:03.875
I don't talk about him.
00:36:07.125 --> 00:36:08.125
That bad, huh?
00:36:22.333 --> 00:36:23.416
Good news.
00:36:23.500 --> 00:36:26.541
I slept like a baby after
our little therapy session last night.
00:36:27.041 --> 00:36:28.041
Better news,
00:36:28.375 --> 00:36:31.375
I've got our escape plan
down to a simple three-step process.
00:36:31.916 --> 00:36:33.750
All right, I'll bite.
What's the first step?
00:36:33.833 --> 00:36:36.208
- Create a distraction.
- With soap?
00:36:36.875 --> 00:36:39.416
You know what happens
when you mix soap, which is pure glycerin,
00:36:39.500 --> 00:36:42.291
with a cleaning solution
that's essentially nitric acid?
00:36:42.375 --> 00:36:44.416
- You get nitroglycerin.
- You get nitroglycerin.
00:36:44.500 --> 00:36:45.375
We should run.
00:36:45.458 --> 00:36:47.375
Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:37:30.541 --> 00:37:32.301
It's locked. We need a key card.
00:37:32.375 --> 00:37:33.541
Step two, plan ahead.
00:37:33.625 --> 00:37:35.791
- Where'd you get that?
- Nyet politsiya.
00:37:36.291 --> 00:37:37.208
He's not a cop!
00:37:53.458 --> 00:37:54.916
What's the plan... Son of a bitch!
00:37:56.416 --> 00:37:59.041
What? Understood.
00:38:03.625 --> 00:38:05.625
What are you doing?
What's step three?
00:38:13.125 --> 00:38:14.166
Step three...
00:38:16.166 --> 00:38:17.208
Rock Jenga.
00:38:29.708 --> 00:38:30.833
You first.
00:38:31.416 --> 00:38:33.958
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
00:38:34.041 --> 00:38:35.250
Get back!
00:38:43.500 --> 00:38:44.500
This way.
00:38:52.166 --> 00:38:55.625
They're outside the walls.
Secure the perimeter.
00:39:16.833 --> 00:39:18.291
Thank you.
00:39:22.166 --> 00:39:24.375
Okay. Okay.
00:39:39.833 --> 00:39:41.625
Can you fly a helicopter?
00:39:41.708 --> 00:39:44.083
Does the back of your head
look like a huge penis?
00:39:46.208 --> 00:39:47.791
The answer is yes!
00:39:55.916 --> 00:39:58.166
Oh, that's fun. This is my best friend.
00:40:01.000 --> 00:40:03.083
- We're not friends.
- We're best friends.
00:40:03.833 --> 00:40:05.873
- They're over here!
- Go!
00:40:25.208 --> 00:40:26.875
I can't believe nobody saw that.
00:40:28.958 --> 00:40:30.333
Here they are! Fire!
00:40:41.000 --> 00:40:42.041
Okay.
00:40:42.125 --> 00:40:43.000
Oh.
00:40:43.083 --> 00:40:44.125
That's in Russian.
00:40:58.500 --> 00:41:00.625
Go, he just has a pistol!
00:41:08.500 --> 00:41:09.375
The forklift!
00:41:35.708 --> 00:41:36.708
Huh.
00:42:10.125 --> 00:42:11.125
Uh-oh.
00:42:30.750 --> 00:42:32.083
Son of a bitch.
00:42:36.375 --> 00:42:37.375
Reload!
00:42:39.500 --> 00:42:40.708
Shit.
00:42:51.500 --> 00:42:53.250
Oh, you made it. Thank God!
00:42:54.750 --> 00:42:55.791
I was praying for you.
00:42:55.875 --> 00:42:57.958
Don't give me that shit.
You were gonna leave me?
00:42:59.125 --> 00:43:00.375
You said, "Save yourself."
00:43:00.458 --> 00:43:02.250
I said, "Go,"
but I didn't mean without me.
00:43:02.333 --> 00:43:04.416
You said, "Go save yourself."
00:43:04.500 --> 00:43:07.500
And I was gonna carry you with me
in my heart like an eternal flame,
00:43:07.583 --> 00:43:08.791
you stupid complainer.
00:43:09.833 --> 00:43:11.291
Why is that blinking?
00:43:15.500 --> 00:43:17.791
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:43:20.958 --> 00:43:22.250
Ooh! Incoming!
00:43:43.666 --> 00:43:45.708
See? Easy-peasy.
00:43:52.958 --> 00:43:55.583
I know it sounds
like a tough childhood,
00:43:55.666 --> 00:43:57.916
but my father made me who I am today.
00:43:59.916 --> 00:44:01.541
Maybe that's my problem.
00:44:02.666 --> 00:44:07.250
I'm so focused on winning all the time,
on being the best at what I do,
00:44:07.333 --> 00:44:11.458
that I can never
just fully relax and just be.
00:44:13.625 --> 00:44:14.791
Is that normal?
00:44:15.458 --> 00:44:16.958
How the fuck would I know?
00:44:22.916 --> 00:44:24.083
What?
00:44:24.166 --> 00:44:26.958
I'm not a therapist.
I'm an intelligence analyst.
00:44:27.041 --> 00:44:28.041
I'm sorry.
00:44:29.458 --> 00:44:31.666
I'm just dealing
with a lot right now
00:44:31.750 --> 00:44:33.833
and you seemed like
someone I could talk to.
00:44:34.333 --> 00:44:36.041
And it's so rare in my line of work
00:44:36.125 --> 00:44:38.333
to find someone
who's just there to listen.
00:44:38.958 --> 00:44:39.958
Thank you.
00:44:40.666 --> 00:44:44.333
Anyway, I'm sorry
to rope you into all of this,
00:44:44.416 --> 00:44:46.166
but just using your terminal here
00:44:46.250 --> 00:44:49.625
to ensure that the origin point
of my message is untraceable.
00:44:49.708 --> 00:44:52.333
Best way to do it is
from within the system itself.
00:44:52.416 --> 00:44:55.791
They should really work on
patching the security vulnerability.
00:44:55.875 --> 00:44:56.916
It's embarrassing.
00:44:57.000 --> 00:44:59.875
Did you know that 99%
of all tracking protocols
00:44:59.958 --> 00:45:02.041
focus on third-party movements?
00:45:03.666 --> 00:45:07.291
No one ever expects the call
to come from inside the house, as it were.
00:45:08.000 --> 00:45:12.083
Hence, your computer, your office.
00:45:12.166 --> 00:45:13.916
Oh. Here we go.
00:45:14.625 --> 00:45:18.166
Just need to slow down my competition,
such as they are.
00:45:41.916 --> 00:45:44.375
I'm afraid that's
all the time we have for today.
00:45:44.875 --> 00:45:49.125
I'm gonna have to end our session here.
Have a lovely day.
00:45:49.208 --> 00:45:50.208
Freeze!
00:45:58.708 --> 00:45:59.833
See?
00:46:01.166 --> 00:46:03.291
This is why we can't have nice things.
00:46:03.375 --> 00:46:07.125
'Cause the moment I trust someone,
they tap the foot alarm beneath their desk
00:46:07.208 --> 00:46:09.250
and then I'm forced
to do things like this.
00:46:10.166 --> 00:46:13.041
I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed.
00:46:13.125 --> 00:46:15.500
I really thought you were different.
00:46:16.416 --> 00:46:18.666
Well, fool me once...
00:46:20.958 --> 00:46:22.625
I'm gonna leave now and when he wakes up,
00:46:22.708 --> 00:46:25.333
you're going to tell him
that you triggered the alarm falsely
00:46:25.416 --> 00:46:28.041
and in his haste,
he tripped coming through the door.
00:46:28.875 --> 00:46:30.708
And if you decide not to do that,
00:46:31.333 --> 00:46:34.708
I want you to remember
one critically important thing.
00:46:35.416 --> 00:46:39.625
I know everyone you work with
and every member of your family.
00:46:40.500 --> 00:46:43.208
And I also know your browser history.
00:47:02.500 --> 00:47:03.333
Nolan.
00:47:03.416 --> 00:47:05.666
Tambwe! Come on, bring it in.
00:47:06.458 --> 00:47:07.458
Oh.
00:47:08.666 --> 00:47:10.416
I can't thank you enough for this.
00:47:10.500 --> 00:47:12.625
I'm just glad
I could finally repay my debt to you.
00:47:12.708 --> 00:47:13.833
And now I'm in yours.
00:47:15.375 --> 00:47:16.726
- Come, everything is ready.
- Alright.
00:47:16.750 --> 00:47:18.309
- I have juice boxes.
- That's very good.
00:47:18.333 --> 00:47:21.708
Hey. Tambwe got us a costume change,
so we can get out of these filthy duds.
00:47:21.791 --> 00:47:22.875
Oh. I'm so sorry.
00:47:22.958 --> 00:47:26.000
Tambwe, this is Agent John Hartley
00:47:26.083 --> 00:47:29.291
of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
It's a funny story.
00:47:29.375 --> 00:47:32.166
A lot of his colleagues have
put a lot of your colleagues in prison.
00:47:32.250 --> 00:47:33.250
It's exciting.
00:47:34.958 --> 00:47:36.125
No juice boxes for you.
00:47:59.583 --> 00:48:00.750
Oh, I see.
00:48:00.833 --> 00:48:03.458
Nice jacket, while I "Gotta dance."
00:48:03.541 --> 00:48:06.083
All right, man.
Don't even start with me, okay?
00:48:06.166 --> 00:48:07.875
At least you're comfortable.
00:48:10.625 --> 00:48:12.958
Well, clearly you have
this whole thing figured out.
00:48:13.041 --> 00:48:16.041
- You wanna walk me through it?
- I do. Here's the deal.
00:48:16.125 --> 00:48:17.208
During the party,
00:48:17.291 --> 00:48:20.208
the guests and the staff
are required to stay on the main floor,
00:48:20.291 --> 00:48:21.851
and upstairs, the door to the egg room,
00:48:21.875 --> 00:48:24.541
well, that's locked and heavily guarded.
00:48:24.625 --> 00:48:27.083
But there's another way in.
Hidden entrance.
00:48:27.166 --> 00:48:28.375
Here's what I'm thinkin'.
00:48:28.458 --> 00:48:31.000
We dress up in matching black pajamas
00:48:31.083 --> 00:48:34.000
and sneak past the featured extras
and into the bedroom.
00:48:35.458 --> 00:48:39.625
Then, we slip through the study
and get our hands on his precious.
00:48:39.708 --> 00:48:42.708
Is that the egg?
00:48:42.791 --> 00:48:43.791
I'm sorry.
00:48:49.791 --> 00:48:51.333
- You are amazing.
- I know.
00:48:52.791 --> 00:48:53.791
Wow.
00:48:54.875 --> 00:48:56.291
- Hey, dickhead.
- Hmm?
00:48:56.375 --> 00:48:58.583
Your last brilliant plan
had some kinks in it.
00:48:58.666 --> 00:48:59.583
Mmm-hmm.
00:48:59.666 --> 00:49:01.916
So, what kinda security surveillance
are we looking at?
00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:03.291
Well, the guy's an arms dealer,
00:49:03.375 --> 00:49:06.416
so, you know, every square inch
of this place is gonna be on lock.
00:49:06.500 --> 00:49:10.416
Two-man guard teams at every access point
are signal rotated to keep them frosty.
00:49:11.500 --> 00:49:14.458
Once they're on the move,
you only have 45 seconds until they land.
00:49:14.541 --> 00:49:15.875
It's a pretty tight window.
00:49:16.916 --> 00:49:19.750
The eyes and ears are
in a secure room in the west hall.
00:49:19.833 --> 00:49:24.375
Eighty-seven motion-sensitive 8K cameras
with an overlapping field of vision,
00:49:24.458 --> 00:49:26.583
so there are no natural blind spots.
00:49:27.208 --> 00:49:28.958
They're always watching, always listening.
00:49:29.041 --> 00:49:30.708
Kinda like Alexa but with guns.
00:49:30.791 --> 00:49:32.791
Now, here's where
things get a little tricky.
00:49:32.875 --> 00:49:35.708
The vault door to the egg room
is a military-grade,
00:49:35.791 --> 00:49:39.458
biometric portal made out of
a foot and a half of solid titanium.
00:49:39.541 --> 00:49:42.666
So you can't drill it
and you can't make it go boom.
00:49:42.750 --> 00:49:45.583
The only way through it
is with facial and voice recognition.
00:49:45.666 --> 00:49:48.541
And there's only one face
and one voice that opens it.
00:49:49.041 --> 00:49:50.541
Sotto Voce.
00:49:50.625 --> 00:49:52.958
How are we gonna get
his voice and his facial?
00:49:53.041 --> 00:49:55.625
Well, first off,
a positive mental attitude helps.
00:49:56.125 --> 00:50:00.291
But so does some pretty kick-ass
deepfake technology.
00:50:02.166 --> 00:50:03.750
Spooky, right?
00:50:03.833 --> 00:50:05.958
If you have
more than 12 images on the Internet,
00:50:06.541 --> 00:50:09.958
I can send your mom
a video of you mouth-sexing a goat.
00:50:10.041 --> 00:50:13.416
I'm not saying I'm gonna do that,
I'm just saying I could if I wanted to.
00:50:13.500 --> 00:50:15.666
If I had enough time and enough pictures.
00:50:17.916 --> 00:50:20.000
But wait, there's more.
00:50:20.083 --> 00:50:24.333
There's also a 12-digit randomly-generated
passcode that's changed every six minutes,
00:50:24.416 --> 00:50:26.958
and that code can only be found
in Sotto Voce's phone,
00:50:27.041 --> 00:50:29.958
and Sotto Voce's phone can only be found
in Sotto Voce's pants.
00:50:30.583 --> 00:50:32.875
So, yeah, easy-peasy.
00:50:33.458 --> 00:50:35.658
Oh, no, no, no! There's one more thing.
Kinda important.
00:50:35.708 --> 00:50:40.875
We're gonna need his thumbprint 'cause
he never upgraded his iPhone -4, so...
00:50:40.958 --> 00:50:43.416
So if we don't get his thumbprint,
we can't get the egg.
00:50:43.500 --> 00:50:45.083
Oh, my God.
00:50:46.291 --> 00:50:48.875
You can learn. This is amazing.
00:50:48.958 --> 00:50:50.166
You are not sparkly enough.
00:50:50.250 --> 00:50:52.476
I'm gonna get you a matching vest
to go with those pants.
00:51:37.625 --> 00:51:40.500
Check, check. Roger Dodger.
What's your 20, free bird?
00:51:40.583 --> 00:51:43.166
You don't have to do that.
I'm standing right next to you.
00:51:43.250 --> 00:51:45.250
I'm not used to using these stupid things,
00:51:45.333 --> 00:51:47.291
and I'm not used
to working with a partner.
00:51:47.375 --> 00:51:49.916
We're not partners.
This is a marriage of convenience.
00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:52.166
I want a divorce
and I'm keeping the kids.
00:51:52.250 --> 00:51:53.583
Let's just do this.
00:51:53.666 --> 00:51:56.833
I'll get the thumbprint,
you get Sotto Voce's phone.
00:52:30.166 --> 00:52:31.708
We've got a party crasher.
00:52:32.291 --> 00:52:35.583
Yeah, it's no biggie. No biggie.
We knew she'd be here.
00:52:36.208 --> 00:52:37.750
We're here for the egg, not her.
00:52:37.833 --> 00:52:40.041
Speak for yourself. I'm going in.
00:52:40.791 --> 00:52:43.208
What are you doing?
That's not part of the plan.
00:52:43.291 --> 00:52:44.291
Plans change.
00:52:50.625 --> 00:52:51.833
Beautiful.
00:52:52.541 --> 00:52:53.916
The sculpture, I mean.
00:52:55.875 --> 00:52:58.625
I'm sorry, do we know each other?
00:52:58.708 --> 00:53:01.791
It's just impossible for me
to tell who you are with that mask on.
00:53:03.833 --> 00:53:05.375
How about now?
00:53:05.458 --> 00:53:07.250
Agent Hartley!
00:53:09.375 --> 00:53:10.875
So it was you all along.
00:53:11.708 --> 00:53:13.708
Such a clever disguise.
00:53:15.000 --> 00:53:18.583
Well, I suppose you and Mr. Booth,
wherever he is,
00:53:18.666 --> 00:53:21.125
are here to try to beat me
to the second egg.
00:53:21.208 --> 00:53:23.791
- Even the playing field.
- Don't tell her anything.
00:53:23.875 --> 00:53:26.291
I'm not here for the egg.
I'm here to clear my name,
00:53:26.375 --> 00:53:27.575
which means all I need is you.
00:53:27.625 --> 00:53:29.250
You're literally telling her everything.
00:53:29.333 --> 00:53:34.458
We both know that this whole thing
is gonna end with you in handcuffs.
00:53:36.166 --> 00:53:39.125
Promises, promises.
00:53:55.041 --> 00:53:57.583
Careful now. We don't wanna cause a scene.
00:53:57.666 --> 00:53:59.546
Don't care.
I'm not letting you out of my sight.
00:54:05.500 --> 00:54:07.083
Oh, good, you're dancing with her.
00:54:08.625 --> 00:54:10.708
Not bad for a convict.
00:54:10.791 --> 00:54:15.583
Speaking of which,
how's it going with your partner in crime?
00:54:15.666 --> 00:54:18.083
Has he told you
where the third egg is yet?
00:54:18.166 --> 00:54:20.041
Well, if he did, I wouldn't tell you.
00:54:21.250 --> 00:54:23.583
That's a no. He must not trust you.
00:54:26.500 --> 00:54:27.416
You trust your partner?
00:54:27.500 --> 00:54:29.666
What makes you think I have one?
00:54:29.750 --> 00:54:32.833
Well, no one would be able to pull off
the scores you have alone.
00:54:32.916 --> 00:54:34.083
It's impossible.
00:54:40.791 --> 00:54:42.041
So what now?
00:54:42.125 --> 00:54:44.083
You're gonna arrest me right here,
00:54:44.625 --> 00:54:48.416
without a badge or a gun,
outside of your jurisdiction,
00:54:49.375 --> 00:54:52.250
and in front of a room full of criminals?
00:54:54.625 --> 00:54:56.666
Is that your plan, Agent Hartley?
00:55:05.500 --> 00:55:06.583
Shit!
00:55:06.666 --> 00:55:09.291
Incoming! Got the print.
Get the hell out of there.
00:55:11.916 --> 00:55:15.333
Or perhaps you just
didn't think this all the way through.
00:55:18.833 --> 00:55:21.416
You're coming with me. Party's over.
00:55:28.208 --> 00:55:31.583
Watching you dance with this man
at my party has made me quite jealous.
00:55:31.666 --> 00:55:33.875
Well, I had to get your attention somehow.
00:55:35.666 --> 00:55:36.708
Didn't I?
00:55:38.375 --> 00:55:39.375
May I?
00:55:40.333 --> 00:55:41.916
Like you said, it's your party.
00:55:46.708 --> 00:55:47.708
Apologies.
00:55:51.375 --> 00:55:52.541
We needed to get his phone,
00:55:52.625 --> 00:55:54.833
not waste time
playing footsie with The Bishop.
00:55:54.916 --> 00:55:57.458
Don't worry. I got it.
00:55:58.458 --> 00:55:59.625
Excuse me.
00:56:00.500 --> 00:56:02.958
You're kidding. Nice pull!
00:56:03.041 --> 00:56:04.750
How'd you know Sotto Voce would cut in?
00:56:04.833 --> 00:56:09.458
Well, Sotto Voce is a 5'5" alpha male
with textbook Napoleon complex.
00:56:09.541 --> 00:56:13.666
So any time another male dances with
the most desirable woman at his party,
00:56:13.750 --> 00:56:17.666
well, he has no choice
but to step in and assert his dominance.
00:56:18.208 --> 00:56:19.708
You sneaky little minx.
00:56:19.791 --> 00:56:21.708
Where'd you learn that? Profiler school?
00:56:21.791 --> 00:56:22.791
High school.
00:56:42.916 --> 00:56:44.041
Ladies and gentlemen,
00:56:45.083 --> 00:56:49.958
it is my sincere pleasure
to welcome you all to my humble home.
00:56:50.041 --> 00:56:52.375
Now's the time. He's speechifying.
00:56:52.458 --> 00:56:54.184
My father
was a man of conviction...
00:56:54.208 --> 00:56:55.208
Moving to two.
00:57:02.708 --> 00:57:04.791
Oh! Terribly, terribly sorry, sir.
00:57:05.375 --> 00:57:06.416
You imbecile!
00:57:06.958 --> 00:57:09.416
- Oh...
- Don't put your hands on me, peasant.
00:57:10.083 --> 00:57:13.000
- I'm so sorry, sir.
- A thousand apologies.
00:57:13.083 --> 00:57:15.458
I don't need your apologies,
I need a washroom.
00:57:15.541 --> 00:57:16.541
Take him.
00:57:17.125 --> 00:57:18.375
Right this way, sir.
00:57:18.458 --> 00:57:20.208
Let's get you hosed down.
00:57:20.291 --> 00:57:24.333
This pistol
was my father's prized possession.
00:57:24.416 --> 00:57:27.583
I've kept it close to my heart
since the day I killed him with it.
00:57:27.666 --> 00:57:30.541
I was never permitted
to touch this as a boy.
00:57:30.625 --> 00:57:31.625
Right this way.
00:57:33.583 --> 00:57:36.708
It's just like the one
used by the Lone Ranger.
00:57:38.500 --> 00:57:39.500
Hey.
00:57:39.833 --> 00:57:41.166
What's going on there?
00:57:41.250 --> 00:57:44.083
Someone spilled wine on a guest.
They're cleared.
00:58:01.458 --> 00:58:03.333
Something's off. I'm calling it in anyway.
00:58:03.416 --> 00:58:07.000
- Don't be an idiot.
- You read too many spy novels.
00:58:07.708 --> 00:58:10.125
I miss you every day, Pop-Pop.
00:58:10.208 --> 00:58:13.166
And in his immortal words,
00:58:13.250 --> 00:58:18.500
"The skilled hunter needs but one bullet."
00:58:27.208 --> 00:58:29.458
- Bravo!
- Enjoy your evening.
00:59:20.000 --> 00:59:21.083
No, no, no, no, no.
00:59:24.833 --> 00:59:26.041
We gotta go.
00:59:48.041 --> 00:59:50.250
Here we go, nice and easy.
00:59:53.333 --> 00:59:55.500
Oh, my God!
00:59:55.583 --> 00:59:57.458
You're like a well-dressed wall.
00:59:57.541 --> 00:59:58.583
What are you doing?
00:59:58.666 --> 00:59:59.750
Trying to ruin the mission.
00:59:59.833 --> 01:00:02.166
Well, mission accomplished.
Find the print.
01:00:02.250 --> 01:00:03.250
God damn it!
01:00:03.875 --> 01:00:07.166
Come on, come on, come on,
you little bastard. Where are you?
01:00:14.000 --> 01:00:15.000
Shit!
01:00:19.500 --> 01:00:20.625
Gotcha.
01:00:27.791 --> 01:00:29.708
Phone, phone, phone, phone.
01:00:51.333 --> 01:00:53.416
Okay, it's deepfake time.
01:00:54.625 --> 01:00:56.333
Sotto Voce.
01:01:04.125 --> 01:01:05.125
Right.
01:01:08.250 --> 01:01:10.410
I thought
Mr. Voce was still at the party?
01:01:12.500 --> 01:01:13.750
Send a team.
01:01:14.416 --> 01:01:17.166
Security, we have a code red.
01:01:20.041 --> 01:01:21.125
Hey!
01:01:24.625 --> 01:01:26.458
You know,
for a guy who claims he's innocent,
01:01:26.541 --> 01:01:28.916
you sure do hang around
with a lot of criminals.
01:01:29.000 --> 01:01:30.375
I am innocent.
01:01:30.458 --> 01:01:32.791
He's a pretty damn good thief
for his first time.
01:01:32.875 --> 01:01:34.392
- I'm not good at it.
- You are.
01:01:34.416 --> 01:01:36.101
- Don't say that.
- Don't sell yourself short.
01:01:36.125 --> 01:01:37.684
- Shut up.
- Hector Deflector over here.
01:01:37.708 --> 01:01:39.333
He's not good at taking a compliment.
01:01:39.416 --> 01:01:42.625
I need you to understand,
The Bishop is behind this entire thing.
01:01:42.708 --> 01:01:43.708
She set me up.
01:01:43.750 --> 01:01:47.666
Well, if this is all The Bishop's doing
and you really are innocent, prove it.
01:01:48.916 --> 01:01:52.208
Go on, detain your friend.
01:01:52.291 --> 01:01:53.333
We're not friends.
01:01:53.416 --> 01:01:55.291
- We're work wives.
- We're not work wives.
01:01:55.375 --> 01:01:57.267
- We're sister wives.
- We're not any kind of wives.
01:01:57.291 --> 01:01:58.416
Shut up! Both of you.
01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:02.125
You either arrest him
or I arrest you both.
01:02:03.833 --> 01:02:06.041
What's it gonna be, Agent Hartley?
01:02:12.000 --> 01:02:13.041
- I'm sorry, man.
- Oh...
01:02:13.666 --> 01:02:14.875
Oh, come on!
01:02:14.958 --> 01:02:16.601
- You're under arrest.
- You're gonna listen?
01:02:16.625 --> 01:02:18.500
After all we've been through together...
01:02:24.541 --> 01:02:25.541
You love me?
01:02:25.625 --> 01:02:26.791
I hate you.
01:02:28.458 --> 01:02:30.666
- Tight enough? Jesus!
- See?
01:02:31.250 --> 01:02:32.333
I'm a good guy.
01:02:33.583 --> 01:02:35.291
But sometimes I do bad things.
01:02:40.833 --> 01:02:43.166
- Hartley!
- Let's grab that egg and get out of here.
01:02:43.250 --> 01:02:45.050
You don't wanna talk
about what just happened?
01:02:45.083 --> 01:02:46.767
- What you talking about?
- We had a moment.
01:02:46.791 --> 01:02:49.333
- We didn't have a moment.
- No, we had a moment.
01:03:02.500 --> 01:03:05.583
Looking for something specific
or just browsing?
01:03:06.875 --> 01:03:08.916
You look awful.
01:03:09.000 --> 01:03:13.041
Hmm. You know, there was an easier way in,
01:03:13.125 --> 01:03:16.208
but I doubt very much
that you could've managed it.
01:03:17.541 --> 01:03:20.791
Now that I have two out of the three eggs,
01:03:22.666 --> 01:03:25.958
I'll give you one last chance
to take me up on my offer.
01:03:26.583 --> 01:03:28.684
- Well, here's my counteroffer.
- Mm-hmm.
01:03:28.708 --> 01:03:30.125
- You're under arrest.
- Oh, my God.
01:03:30.208 --> 01:03:31.375
Read the room.
01:03:33.166 --> 01:03:35.958
I told you, this would end
with you in handcuffs.
01:03:36.041 --> 01:03:38.541
You're so embarrassing.
He's so embarrassing.
01:03:39.458 --> 01:03:41.125
Tell you what, Agent Hartley.
01:03:43.083 --> 01:03:44.083
You wanna arrest me?
01:03:44.958 --> 01:03:46.000
Come...
01:03:48.791 --> 01:03:49.833
Arrest me.
01:03:50.583 --> 01:03:52.833
I just want the egg. So, uh...
01:04:07.250 --> 01:04:08.416
Take it easy.
01:04:10.333 --> 01:04:11.458
This is easy.
01:04:32.833 --> 01:04:34.125
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
01:05:11.041 --> 01:05:12.875
Sir, we have a problem in the vault room.
01:05:15.458 --> 01:05:16.458
Excuse me.
01:06:01.333 --> 01:06:04.375
Bro, I didn't...
I didn't see the handcuffs coming.
01:06:05.291 --> 01:06:06.916
Mm, was a nice touch.
01:06:07.000 --> 01:06:09.166
God, this is such a confusing erection.
01:06:09.250 --> 01:06:10.809
You can't ever tell anybody about this.
01:06:10.833 --> 01:06:13.233
- I'll never tell anybody. Promise.
- Okay.
01:06:18.000 --> 01:06:18.833
Okay.
01:06:18.916 --> 01:06:21.750
Oh, whoa, hold on, hold on.
No, don't shoot.
01:06:22.750 --> 01:06:25.750
I'm not trying to be a tattletale.
We didn't steal your egg, okay?
01:06:25.833 --> 01:06:27.041
I mean, we tried.
01:06:27.958 --> 01:06:28.958
But she got it.
01:06:29.666 --> 01:06:31.208
He's telling you the truth.
01:06:31.708 --> 01:06:32.875
Is that so?
01:06:35.125 --> 01:06:37.708
Thank you. Oh. All right.
01:06:43.750 --> 01:06:46.958
Would you like to make
a confession, my lady?
01:06:49.125 --> 01:06:51.166
It's a pleasure doing business with you.
01:06:51.750 --> 01:06:53.250
I told you they'd come.
01:06:58.291 --> 01:06:59.625
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
01:06:59.708 --> 01:07:01.083
What the f...
01:07:25.083 --> 01:07:26.583
Good morning, gentlemen.
01:07:28.625 --> 01:07:32.291
Down here, beneath the bulls,
no one will hear your screams.
01:07:32.375 --> 01:07:34.291
That's called foreshadowing.
01:07:34.375 --> 01:07:35.976
- I know what it's called.
- Was making sure.
01:07:36.000 --> 01:07:38.000
You don't look like an English major.
01:07:38.083 --> 01:07:40.875
- Shut up.
- Buongiorno, everybody!
01:07:40.958 --> 01:07:43.208
- Perfect!
- I brought champagne.
01:07:43.291 --> 01:07:45.750
I would introduce you,
but I believe you've already met
01:07:45.833 --> 01:07:47.250
my lovely business associate.
01:07:47.333 --> 01:07:48.166
Yes.
01:07:48.250 --> 01:07:50.291
I told you The Bishop
was working with somebody.
01:07:50.375 --> 01:07:52.541
It's a marriage of convenience.
01:07:52.625 --> 01:07:55.416
You're familiar with that concept,
aren't you?
01:07:56.666 --> 01:07:59.708
You see, the dashing Mr. Voce here
01:07:59.791 --> 01:08:02.125
already held the second egg
in his possession.
01:08:02.208 --> 01:08:05.000
So, I approached him with my own offer,
01:08:05.083 --> 01:08:07.458
which brings us to the part
01:08:07.541 --> 01:08:12.166
where you tell us where the third egg is.
01:08:20.083 --> 01:08:21.958
Piss off for a thousand years.
01:08:23.208 --> 01:08:25.916
Oh, bummer.
I really wanted to do it the easy way.
01:08:26.500 --> 01:08:31.625
That's okay. I'll get the information
from you by hurting him.
01:08:33.083 --> 01:08:34.208
I'm sorry, what?
01:08:34.291 --> 01:08:35.666
I love this plan.
01:08:39.041 --> 01:08:41.333
You two share a special bond.
01:08:41.416 --> 01:08:43.833
Otherwise, why would you
risk your lives together
01:08:43.916 --> 01:08:45.250
attempting to steal the egg?
01:08:45.333 --> 01:08:48.125
Isn't that right, Agent Hartley?
01:08:48.208 --> 01:08:50.875
There is no bond between us.
I barely know the guy.
01:08:50.958 --> 01:08:52.916
Booth, tell her we're not friends.
01:08:54.791 --> 01:08:56.791
- She knows about us, pal.
- That's bullshit.
01:08:56.875 --> 01:08:59.250
She knows about our special bond,
that you were my best man.
01:08:59.333 --> 01:09:00.413
Son of a bitch. He's lying.
01:09:00.958 --> 01:09:04.000
If she hurts you bad enough,
if she gets really creative with it,
01:09:04.083 --> 01:09:06.208
I'm gonna have no choice
but to tell her everything.
01:09:07.041 --> 01:09:11.333
Now, Mr. Booth, where is the third egg?
01:09:12.916 --> 01:09:15.583
Okay, here I go.
01:09:15.666 --> 01:09:17.250
No, don't. Wait.
01:09:25.125 --> 01:09:27.375
Oh, my God!
01:09:30.583 --> 01:09:31.916
Well...
01:09:32.000 --> 01:09:32.833
No.
01:09:32.916 --> 01:09:36.625
I guess now we find out what kind
of friend you really are, Mr. Booth,
01:09:36.708 --> 01:09:39.416
because we're gonna go
to my favorite place.
01:09:40.166 --> 01:09:42.250
♪ Downtown ♪
01:09:42.333 --> 01:09:43.333
No.
01:09:43.750 --> 01:09:44.833
♪ Things will be great ♪
01:09:44.916 --> 01:09:46.458
No. Don't...
01:09:46.541 --> 01:09:48.000
♪ When you're downtown ♪
01:09:48.083 --> 01:09:50.291
♪ Things will be great ♪
01:09:53.416 --> 01:09:54.750
Enough games, my love.
01:09:55.708 --> 01:10:00.583
If you want to make him talk,
this is how you get him to talk.
01:10:00.666 --> 01:10:01.750
Why is your shirt off?
01:10:01.833 --> 01:10:03.708
- Why is his shirt off?
- I don't know.
01:10:03.791 --> 01:10:07.333
Sometimes the old ways are the best.
Excuse me, darling.
01:10:12.250 --> 01:10:17.541
There, there, Special Agent Hartley.
01:10:20.041 --> 01:10:23.291
Look! Look at your friend.
01:10:25.333 --> 01:10:28.750
The egg. Now!
01:10:28.833 --> 01:10:30.708
Booth, please.
01:10:32.458 --> 01:10:34.375
Okay, stop, stop.
I'll tell you, all right?
01:10:35.833 --> 01:10:38.166
- It's in Egypt.
- Where in Egypt?
01:10:38.833 --> 01:10:40.934
There's a hidden chamber
in the Great Pyramid.
01:10:40.958 --> 01:10:43.416
Lidar discovered it a year ago.
They haven't opened it yet.
01:10:43.500 --> 01:10:46.833
- How do you know the egg is there?
- My mother was an Egyptologist.
01:10:46.916 --> 01:10:49.333
I could read hieroglyphics
before I could read English.
01:10:49.875 --> 01:10:52.000
That hidden chamber
01:10:53.166 --> 01:10:56.166
is the secret tomb of Cleopatra.
01:10:56.750 --> 01:10:59.791
They buried the third egg there
when the other two went missing.
01:10:59.875 --> 01:11:02.416
The scans show it
sitting there plain as day.
01:11:04.666 --> 01:11:06.250
The third egg never left Egypt.
01:11:08.958 --> 01:11:11.791
He's not lying. I read about the chamber.
01:11:14.291 --> 01:11:15.666
Was that so hard?
01:11:18.916 --> 01:11:20.750
Shall we celebrate?
01:11:28.750 --> 01:11:30.458
To the end of our business.
01:11:30.541 --> 01:11:32.666
And the beginning of our pleasure.
01:11:45.250 --> 01:11:46.791
- I mean...
- Oh, come on.
01:11:47.875 --> 01:11:50.166
You didn't see that coming, amateur hour?
01:11:50.750 --> 01:11:51.750
Guard!
01:11:51.833 --> 01:11:55.208
I don't know what happened.
We were just having a glass of champagne
01:11:55.291 --> 01:11:57.291
when all of the sudden he fell.
01:11:59.166 --> 01:12:01.083
And scene.
01:12:01.583 --> 01:12:02.750
Long con?
01:12:03.333 --> 01:12:04.250
Long con.
01:12:04.333 --> 01:12:06.583
You know, lady,
I'm really starting to not like you.
01:12:07.416 --> 01:12:11.583
Now I'd really love to stay and see
how this whole thing turns out,
01:12:11.666 --> 01:12:17.041
but I'm late for a date
with a very large pyramid.
01:12:17.916 --> 01:12:19.833
Can't wait to see what happens next.
01:12:19.916 --> 01:12:21.250
So exciting!
01:12:23.000 --> 01:12:24.708
♪ Downtown ♪
01:12:25.250 --> 01:12:28.958
♪ Things will be great
When you're downtown ♪
01:12:30.333 --> 01:12:31.708
She's a good singer.
01:12:31.791 --> 01:12:34.666
You should have took that deal
when she offered it to you in prison.
01:12:34.750 --> 01:12:36.934
Well, you shouldn't have
got us caught by her boyfriend.
01:12:36.958 --> 01:12:38.601
Oh, how did I get us caught
by her boyfriend?
01:12:38.625 --> 01:12:41.142
Well, if you don't know that,
then you really are dumber than I look.
01:12:42.375 --> 01:12:45.416
Jesus! That's really scary.
01:12:49.166 --> 01:12:53.333
Oh, you look busted.
You look like a zombie.
01:12:55.375 --> 01:12:56.375
You did this.
01:12:56.416 --> 01:12:59.666
This is your fault. She was mine.
01:12:59.750 --> 01:13:03.291
Honey, honey, honey,
homegirl is a hard ten.
01:13:04.208 --> 01:13:05.666
And you look like...
01:13:06.458 --> 01:13:08.500
Like a muscular toddler.
01:13:09.083 --> 01:13:10.791
I don't think it was gonna work.
01:13:11.541 --> 01:13:13.666
- The height difference and...
- Oh, shit.
01:13:16.958 --> 01:13:19.000
Whoa, whoa. Hold on.
01:13:19.083 --> 01:13:21.083
Let's talk about this.
01:13:23.208 --> 01:13:25.875
- John, you hit?
- No, surprisingly not.
01:13:25.958 --> 01:13:28.083
What? How is that possible?
01:13:35.000 --> 01:13:36.791
How did you get free?
01:13:36.875 --> 01:13:38.791
- He shot the cuff.
- He hit something?
01:13:40.583 --> 01:13:41.416
Lucky shot.
01:13:41.500 --> 01:13:42.791
We're gonna get out of here.
01:13:43.333 --> 01:13:44.666
We're really gonna do it.
01:13:45.291 --> 01:13:48.125
Oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, where are you goin'? We're partners.
01:13:48.208 --> 01:13:50.583
Oh, we're partners now?
No, our partnership ended
01:13:50.666 --> 01:13:53.208
when you let The Bishop
go all shock therapy on me.
01:13:53.291 --> 01:13:55.833
You're not gonna find The Bishop.
Not without me.
01:13:55.916 --> 01:13:58.333
I got a pretty good idea
where she's going because of you.
01:13:58.416 --> 01:14:00.541
- So, goodbye.
- I lied.
01:14:05.333 --> 01:14:07.000
- I lied.
- What do you mean, "you lied"?
01:14:07.083 --> 01:14:09.142
I lied about everything.
All of it. That whole thing.
01:14:09.166 --> 01:14:12.000
I lied to you, I lied to her,
I lied to Baby Jesus.
01:14:12.791 --> 01:14:13.791
All of 'em.
01:14:15.458 --> 01:14:20.750
Look, the point is,
is that the third egg isn't in Egypt.
01:14:20.833 --> 01:14:22.541
Right. I don't give a shit about the egg.
01:14:22.625 --> 01:14:25.416
I care about arresting The Bishop
and clearing my name.
01:14:25.500 --> 01:14:28.583
Right. But you won't get to The Bishop
unless you get to the egg.
01:14:28.666 --> 01:14:30.250
And I know where the egg is.
01:14:31.000 --> 01:14:32.291
Just get me out of here.
01:14:32.375 --> 01:14:34.500
I'll get the egg
and you'll get The Bishop.
01:14:35.916 --> 01:14:36.916
Come on!
01:14:39.041 --> 01:14:40.416
Pretty please?
01:14:46.083 --> 01:14:47.083
Thoughts?
01:14:49.250 --> 01:14:50.250
You hear that?
01:15:00.750 --> 01:15:01.750
Hey, hey, hey.
01:15:02.666 --> 01:15:03.666
Up here.
01:15:04.125 --> 01:15:07.000
We'll disappear into the crowd.
We'll be home free.
01:15:23.541 --> 01:15:24.916
Oh, shit!
01:15:25.791 --> 01:15:28.291
I think we're gonna get out of here.
01:15:28.833 --> 01:15:30.125
Shit!
01:15:35.458 --> 01:15:37.666
- No, no. Don't move. Don't move.
- Why?
01:15:37.750 --> 01:15:40.708
Bulls have terrible eyesight.
But they can sense motion.
01:15:40.791 --> 01:15:42.208
You're thinking of Jurassic Park.
01:15:42.291 --> 01:15:45.708
No! I saw a nature documentary
starring David Attenborough.
01:15:45.791 --> 01:15:48.958
You're thinking of Richard Attenborough
from Jurassic Park.
01:15:53.083 --> 01:15:56.083
Vámonos. Vámonos.
They're telling me to run.
01:15:56.166 --> 01:15:58.125
If you run, you die.
01:16:00.791 --> 01:16:02.666
All right, yes or no,
was Jeff Goldblum in it?
01:16:02.750 --> 01:16:05.750
Oh, my God! It was Jurassic Park.
That's Jeff Goldblum.
01:16:05.833 --> 01:16:06.750
Asshole!
01:16:13.083 --> 01:16:15.333
Run, run, run, run, run
or you will die!
01:16:19.000 --> 01:16:20.041
A-ha...
01:16:29.625 --> 01:16:30.791
Ah.
01:16:32.166 --> 01:16:33.291
Thank you!
01:16:37.250 --> 01:16:38.333
What's your problem?
01:16:39.000 --> 01:16:40.000
Don't run?
01:16:40.708 --> 01:16:41.958
Don't run?
01:16:43.166 --> 01:16:45.046
You gonna be
this grumpy the whole trip?
01:16:45.083 --> 01:16:47.166
Wait till you see our ride.
You're gonna love it.
01:16:56.208 --> 01:16:58.750
This is fun, isn't it?
01:16:58.833 --> 01:17:01.000
Riding the rails hobo-style.
01:17:01.083 --> 01:17:04.166
You ever see, um, uh, Sullivan's Travels?
01:17:04.666 --> 01:17:05.708
No, I haven't.
01:17:05.791 --> 01:17:07.833
And no, it's not, all right? Cough it up.
01:17:07.916 --> 01:17:09.708
Where are we headed?
Where's the third egg?
01:17:09.791 --> 01:17:11.416
All right, fine.
01:17:12.000 --> 01:17:15.041
I've been thinking about this a lot,
and I can't tell you.
01:17:15.750 --> 01:17:17.208
What do you mean, you can't tell me?
01:17:17.291 --> 01:17:20.083
It's not so much of a "can't,"
it's more of a "won't."
01:17:23.916 --> 01:17:25.375
Take me to the third egg, Booth.
01:17:31.125 --> 01:17:32.125
You wanna do it?
01:17:33.500 --> 01:17:34.541
Do it.
01:17:35.416 --> 01:17:36.583
You can't, can you?
01:17:37.125 --> 01:17:40.000
'Cause even though you're
running around with me, playing the thief,
01:17:40.958 --> 01:17:42.916
you're not a real bad guy, Bubba.
01:17:54.166 --> 01:17:56.833
Let's get something straight right now.
01:17:58.250 --> 01:17:59.416
That was terrifying.
01:18:00.708 --> 01:18:03.791
Look, it's not that
I don't care about you.
01:18:03.875 --> 01:18:06.041
It's that I don't care about anyone.
01:18:08.458 --> 01:18:09.458
My dad was a crook.
01:18:11.875 --> 01:18:13.083
A con man, actually.
01:18:15.375 --> 01:18:16.375
He was the best.
01:18:17.708 --> 01:18:20.833
Then on my 13th birthday,
he didn't show up.
01:18:21.333 --> 01:18:23.291
My mom and I never saw him again.
01:18:27.916 --> 01:18:28.916
Wow.
01:18:30.916 --> 01:18:32.916
We really got some dads, huh?
01:18:33.000 --> 01:18:35.041
It's a miracle we're not both strippers.
01:18:35.125 --> 01:18:36.833
Yeah.
01:18:40.541 --> 01:18:43.666
Look, your dad was a cop,
so you became a crook.
01:18:44.291 --> 01:18:46.583
My dad was a crook, so I became a cop.
01:18:47.250 --> 01:18:48.500
We're not that different.
01:18:49.166 --> 01:18:51.291
I'm not asking you
to care about me, Booth.
01:18:52.416 --> 01:18:53.791
I'm asking you to help me.
01:18:54.666 --> 01:18:58.625
Help me catch The Bishop
and clear my name,
01:18:58.708 --> 01:19:02.916
and I will help you become the number one
art thief in the world again.
01:19:04.875 --> 01:19:07.250
It's the only chance I have
to get my life back.
01:19:08.458 --> 01:19:09.458
Please.
01:19:18.833 --> 01:19:21.791
April, 1945.
01:19:25.125 --> 01:19:27.625
The Red Army's at the gate,
days from taking Berlin.
01:19:28.208 --> 01:19:30.041
It's game over for the Nazis,
01:19:30.125 --> 01:19:33.416
and that's when a forgotten Mr. Nobody
named Rudolph Zeich,
01:19:33.500 --> 01:19:36.166
Hitler's personal
art and antiquities dealer,
01:19:36.250 --> 01:19:39.916
and the only man ever rumored
to have held Cleopatra's third egg
01:19:40.000 --> 01:19:41.583
in his hands,
01:19:41.666 --> 01:19:45.583
hopped a steamer ship
and fled Germany for Argentina.
01:19:45.666 --> 01:19:48.333
The manifest shows
he traveled with just a single suitcase.
01:19:48.416 --> 01:19:55.333
Oh, and sixteen five-ton cargo containers
logged only as holding machine parts.
01:19:57.375 --> 01:20:00.291
Now, why would an art dealer
leave his patron's side
01:20:00.375 --> 01:20:01.815
and travel halfway around the globe,
01:20:01.875 --> 01:20:06.041
with nearly 100 tons
of so-called machine parts?
01:20:07.208 --> 01:20:10.208
For 70 years,
amateur sleuths, treasure hunters,
01:20:10.291 --> 01:20:14.083
and adult virgins everywhere
became obsessed with this question,
01:20:15.041 --> 01:20:20.208
obsessed with finding what they believed
had to be Hitler's lost bunker,
01:20:20.291 --> 01:20:23.083
hidden somewhere in South America.
01:20:25.000 --> 01:20:27.583
And my dad was one of them.
01:20:28.166 --> 01:20:30.583
He'd spend weekends
holed up in his office,
01:20:30.666 --> 01:20:33.375
poring over old maps
and declassified files.
01:20:34.583 --> 01:20:37.708
Holidays, he'd drive hours away
to obscure auctions,
01:20:37.791 --> 01:20:39.958
where he'd bid on the strangest things.
01:20:42.666 --> 01:20:45.666
Including a watch.
01:20:48.291 --> 01:20:54.583
And not just any watch.
Creepy Nazi art guy Rudolph Zeich's watch.
01:20:55.250 --> 01:20:58.791
That same watch
my father chose to love more than me.
01:20:58.875 --> 01:21:00.958
What a dick.
01:21:04.750 --> 01:21:07.000
Never wanted anything to do
with his treasure hunt,
01:21:07.083 --> 01:21:08.458
even after he passed.
01:21:09.583 --> 01:21:11.958
That was my father's thing,
and he could have it.
01:21:20.666 --> 01:21:23.916
But when I discovered what was inside it,
01:21:24.750 --> 01:21:28.916
I knew right then that I held in my hand
01:21:29.000 --> 01:21:31.750
the secret to the third egg's location.
01:22:02.250 --> 01:22:04.625
Booth,
you've had me traveling for three days
01:22:04.708 --> 01:22:07.125
and hiking in circles for eight hours.
01:22:07.208 --> 01:22:08.750
That map better be right.
01:22:09.333 --> 01:22:11.000
Relax, we'll find it.
01:22:11.083 --> 01:22:12.750
Say we find it.
01:22:12.833 --> 01:22:14.916
How can you be sure
the egg is actually there?
01:22:15.000 --> 01:22:18.166
- What do you mean?
- I get that Rudolph the red-nosed Nazi guy
01:22:18.250 --> 01:22:21.166
is rumored to be the last person
to ever hold the egg in his hands,
01:22:21.250 --> 01:22:25.666
and that this mystery bunker is rumored
to have all this stolen treasure.
01:22:25.750 --> 01:22:28.708
How can you be sure
the third egg itself is actually there?
01:22:28.791 --> 01:22:29.791
Faith.
01:22:31.916 --> 01:22:32.750
Faith?
01:22:32.833 --> 01:22:34.291
I'm sorry, I just wanna be clear.
01:22:34.375 --> 01:22:37.541
So we're out in the middle of nowhere
based on faith?
01:22:38.083 --> 01:22:40.458
Or "gut vibe" if you're
not into the whole religious thing.
01:22:40.541 --> 01:22:41.541
No.
01:22:41.875 --> 01:22:44.708
You know, the kinda thing I'm into
is a good plan.
01:22:44.791 --> 01:22:47.083
A smart plan, the opposite of this.
01:22:47.166 --> 01:22:50.250
Relax. I have good news.
If I'm reading this map right...
01:22:51.833 --> 01:22:52.666
We're here.
01:22:52.750 --> 01:22:54.083
- We're where?
- We've arrived.
01:22:54.166 --> 01:22:55.208
X marks the spot.
01:22:55.291 --> 01:22:58.041
X... What spot? X marks the spot.
01:22:58.125 --> 01:23:00.416
We're here. Here it is. Great job!
01:23:00.500 --> 01:23:02.875
- Please don't yell at me.
- You found it! Booth found it.
01:23:02.958 --> 01:23:04.750
There's no bunker. There's shit here.
01:23:04.833 --> 01:23:07.017
- I'm just telling you what the map says.
- There's no bunker.
01:23:07.041 --> 01:23:08.416
Tell me, what does the map say?
01:23:09.208 --> 01:23:11.125
Oh, shit!
01:23:13.166 --> 01:23:14.916
Yeah, it's gonna be a long walk back.
01:23:15.958 --> 01:23:17.875
You know what I blame?
I blame the compass.
01:23:17.958 --> 01:23:20.541
I got this thing back in Scouts.
It's been a little wonky.
01:23:20.625 --> 01:23:22.208
It was never my strong suit.
01:23:22.291 --> 01:23:23.476
- Can I see this?
- Absolutely.
01:23:23.500 --> 01:23:24.708
- Can I see this?
- Of course.
01:23:26.375 --> 01:23:27.415
I see what the problem is.
01:23:28.125 --> 01:23:29.916
- That's the problem.
- Oh. That is not kind.
01:23:30.000 --> 01:23:32.640
You know what's not kind?
Dragging me out in the middle of nowhere,
01:23:32.666 --> 01:23:35.166
halfway around the world,
based on a goddamn hunch!
01:24:29.916 --> 01:24:31.000
Holy shit!
01:25:00.583 --> 01:25:02.583
Guess they're paying the utilities.
01:25:04.291 --> 01:25:06.041
It's gotta be hydroelectric power,
01:25:06.791 --> 01:25:09.083
which means there's
running water somewhere down here.
01:25:12.000 --> 01:25:14.750
Look at that door.
Nothing hiding behind there.
01:25:19.708 --> 01:25:21.291
How are we gonna get through this?
01:25:24.791 --> 01:25:28.041
Oh, shit!
01:25:29.666 --> 01:25:32.375
You have got to be kidding.
01:25:38.458 --> 01:25:39.833
Is that your father's watch?
01:25:39.916 --> 01:25:43.083
No. It's the watch from Pulp Fiction.
01:25:43.666 --> 01:25:45.375
Yes, it's my father's watch.
01:25:46.083 --> 01:25:49.458
- I thought you said you smashed it.
- I had it repaired. Is that a problem?
01:25:49.541 --> 01:25:52.125
No, it's not a problem.
Glad you're not touchy about it.
01:25:52.208 --> 01:25:53.208
Please shut up.
01:25:57.333 --> 01:25:59.250
Uh, fun with magnets. All right.
01:26:11.708 --> 01:26:12.833
Dad...
01:26:15.333 --> 01:26:16.875
Please be good crazy.
01:27:19.833 --> 01:27:22.208
Forget the egg,
let's just steal this stuff.
01:27:22.291 --> 01:27:24.166
We're not here to steal anything.
01:27:24.250 --> 01:27:27.375
Uh, actually we are.
We're here to steal the egg.
01:27:27.458 --> 01:27:28.698
You know what I mean.
01:27:29.250 --> 01:27:32.083
Oh, I steal it, it's stealing,
and you steal it, it's what?
01:27:32.166 --> 01:27:34.250
How about we just shut up?
And by we, I mean you.
01:27:34.333 --> 01:27:35.791
You're also rude too.
01:27:36.833 --> 01:27:38.666
Rude to boot.
01:27:39.708 --> 01:27:41.541
How are we gonna find this egg?
01:27:41.625 --> 01:27:42.833
I don't know.
01:27:43.375 --> 01:27:45.750
Look for a box that says "MacGuffin."
01:28:02.625 --> 01:28:03.791
Oh!
01:28:03.875 --> 01:28:05.333
Do you know what this is?
01:28:05.833 --> 01:28:07.708
This is...
01:28:07.791 --> 01:28:12.875
Yes, this is
a 1931 Mercedes-Benz Grosser 770.
01:28:13.541 --> 01:28:16.041
I could flip this for $25 million, easy.
01:28:16.125 --> 01:28:18.625
There's, like, three of these left
on the planet. Four!
01:28:19.500 --> 01:28:21.000
There's four now.
01:28:21.083 --> 01:28:22.458
Three quarter-inch steel,
01:28:22.541 --> 01:28:25.125
reinforced armor-plating,
bullet-resistant glass,
01:28:25.208 --> 01:28:27.625
and a 24-karat gold inlay.
01:28:28.208 --> 01:28:29.833
This is a convertible tank.
01:28:29.916 --> 01:28:32.833
And it's in mint condition.
I bet you this thing still runs.
01:28:32.916 --> 01:28:34.750
Too bad it was driven by Nazi scum.
01:28:34.833 --> 01:28:36.392
It's a shame we're gonna have to burn it.
01:28:36.416 --> 01:28:38.250
How did they get it down here anyway?
01:28:38.333 --> 01:28:41.416
They carry it down the stairs
in tiny pieces and reassemble?
01:28:41.500 --> 01:28:42.500
Through there.
01:28:44.750 --> 01:28:47.416
Place must have been built off
one of those old copper mines.
01:28:47.500 --> 01:28:50.208
The shafts down here are massive
and go on for miles.
01:28:50.791 --> 01:28:53.958
Build the bunker, bring in the loot,
seal the shaft...
01:28:54.041 --> 01:28:55.083
Bob's your uncle.
01:28:55.625 --> 01:28:57.000
Who's your daddy?
01:28:57.083 --> 01:28:58.708
That's not how it goes.
01:28:58.791 --> 01:28:59.875
I know.
01:29:04.125 --> 01:29:08.458
Well, labels, Nazis, dum-dums.
01:29:28.875 --> 01:29:29.875
Five-second rule.
01:29:29.916 --> 01:29:33.791
It's fine. Totally fine.
Not a scratch on it.
01:29:33.875 --> 01:29:36.625
Are you sure you don't wanna
flip this one? I got a guy.
01:29:36.708 --> 01:29:38.416
Let me save you the trouble.
01:29:40.750 --> 01:29:42.916
Your entrances are bullshit.
01:29:43.000 --> 01:29:44.375
Egypt?
01:29:45.041 --> 01:29:48.458
Did you really think I ran right off
to the pyramids on your good word?
01:29:48.541 --> 01:29:51.500
All I had to do was wait for you two
to escape from Sotto Voce,
01:29:51.583 --> 01:29:53.750
and you led me right to the third egg,
01:29:53.833 --> 01:29:55.875
which I'm going to take from you now.
01:29:56.666 --> 01:29:59.333
So, uh, hand it over.
01:30:00.375 --> 01:30:01.916
Come on, don't be shy.
01:30:05.083 --> 01:30:07.583
Good job. Attaboy.
01:30:09.708 --> 01:30:10.833
Drop your weapon!
01:30:14.958 --> 01:30:16.791
This way! On that side.
01:30:20.625 --> 01:30:22.291
How did she find us?
01:30:22.375 --> 01:30:24.791
I followed you. She must have followed me.
01:30:26.833 --> 01:30:27.833
No shit!
01:30:31.041 --> 01:30:33.517
Why are you shooting at them?
I thought you were on their side.
01:30:33.541 --> 01:30:35.666
I am on their side. They shot at me first.
01:30:37.500 --> 01:30:39.166
How are we gonna get out of here?
01:30:41.916 --> 01:30:42.916
We take that.
01:30:43.416 --> 01:30:45.583
I don't think that's
gonna make it up the stairs.
01:30:46.250 --> 01:30:48.500
It ain't going up the stairs.
01:30:50.291 --> 01:30:51.291
Cover us.
01:31:07.500 --> 01:31:09.416
- Go, go, go!
- I'm trying!
01:31:09.500 --> 01:31:10.500
Let's go.
01:31:11.833 --> 01:31:13.916
Huh? Ha-ha!
01:31:29.833 --> 01:31:30.833
Let's go!
01:31:33.208 --> 01:31:34.375
- Throw it.
- What?
01:31:34.458 --> 01:31:35.458
Now!
01:31:47.000 --> 01:31:49.226
You two with me, the rest of you follow.
01:31:49.250 --> 01:31:50.250
Go!
01:32:13.000 --> 01:32:14.250
I'm all out.
01:32:33.916 --> 01:32:35.416
Pull over!
01:32:55.833 --> 01:32:57.500
Shit!
01:33:02.958 --> 01:33:03.958
Whoa!
01:33:33.416 --> 01:33:34.916
Bishop, the egg!
01:34:39.250 --> 01:34:40.458
You saved me.
01:34:40.541 --> 01:34:43.500
You love me. You love me like crazy.
01:34:51.333 --> 01:34:52.958
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Shit!
01:34:58.208 --> 01:34:59.458
We're running out of road.
01:35:00.041 --> 01:35:02.916
Hold on to something!
If we stop, they'll catch us.
01:35:03.000 --> 01:35:04.583
Then let's get caught.
01:35:04.666 --> 01:35:07.416
We can escape later.
It works for me all the time.
01:35:07.500 --> 01:35:09.666
Make sure to kick clear of the car.
01:35:09.750 --> 01:35:12.333
- I would like to workshop this idea.
- Oh, shit!
01:36:12.583 --> 01:36:14.291
It's just like we drew it up, right?
01:36:16.375 --> 01:36:17.375
Hartley?
01:36:20.041 --> 01:36:21.083
Hartley?
01:36:29.500 --> 01:36:30.500
Hartley?
01:36:36.833 --> 01:36:38.166
You will be missed.
01:36:47.791 --> 01:36:51.125
Oh, shit! God damn it.
01:36:51.208 --> 01:36:52.208
Hartley?
01:36:53.291 --> 01:36:56.000
Hartley? Hartley?
01:36:56.541 --> 01:36:58.708
Hey, where are you, you big idiot?
01:36:58.791 --> 01:37:00.375
Who are you calling an idiot?
01:37:01.541 --> 01:37:02.541
I'm right here.
01:37:10.250 --> 01:37:12.291
- Did you just choose me over the egg?
- No.
01:37:12.375 --> 01:37:14.791
- Well, it kinda looks like you did.
- I didn't.
01:37:14.875 --> 01:37:16.541
You went running in there to rescue me.
01:37:16.625 --> 01:37:18.041
I left my phone in there.
01:37:18.666 --> 01:37:21.000
You only have
a finite amount of time to save it.
01:37:21.083 --> 01:37:23.000
Stick it in a bag of rice,
it's a whole thing.
01:37:23.083 --> 01:37:24.291
You thought I was dead.
01:37:24.375 --> 01:37:26.351
I didn't think you were dead.
I wished you were dead.
01:37:26.375 --> 01:37:28.958
I saw you splashing around.
"Hartley! Hartley!"
01:37:29.041 --> 01:37:31.791
Yes, okay, I wanted to pull you out,
01:37:31.875 --> 01:37:35.250
save you, get your hopes up,
and then pull you, shove you under.
01:37:49.333 --> 01:37:52.291
Look, I'm not gonna
make a big deal out of this.
01:37:53.166 --> 01:37:55.250
I'm not gonna gloat. It's not who I am.
01:37:55.333 --> 01:37:57.791
Would some people say
that this is very embarrassing for you?
01:37:57.875 --> 01:37:59.958
Yes, of course. Of course they would.
01:38:00.041 --> 01:38:02.125
Probably everybody.
01:38:03.083 --> 01:38:04.541
But that's not important right now.
01:38:04.625 --> 01:38:08.000
What's important is that
you realize you lost and I won.
01:38:08.083 --> 01:38:09.083
We.
01:38:09.791 --> 01:38:13.125
We won. Together. Friendship. Teamwork.
01:38:13.208 --> 01:38:14.875
It's called the moral of the story.
01:38:14.958 --> 01:38:18.041
And something that I've been
wanting to say for years
01:38:18.125 --> 01:38:19.541
to your face is...
01:38:20.333 --> 01:38:21.500
Checkmate.
01:38:22.375 --> 01:38:23.625
Oh, that feels good.
01:38:23.708 --> 01:38:26.291
I've got two eggs, you've got one,
and you think you won?
01:38:27.333 --> 01:38:28.708
How's that work exactly?
01:38:28.791 --> 01:38:31.333
I don't have to win
in order for you to lose.
01:38:31.416 --> 01:38:33.500
That's the best part of this whole thing.
01:38:33.583 --> 01:38:36.416
As long as I have the third egg,
you can't win.
01:38:37.250 --> 01:38:38.730
I don't care about the money anymore.
01:38:38.791 --> 01:38:40.416
Honestly, look at your face right now.
01:38:40.500 --> 01:38:42.583
That face right there.
Just... Yeah. Perfect.
01:38:42.666 --> 01:38:46.666
Resting failure face.
I mean, in a word, priceless.
01:38:46.750 --> 01:38:48.625
Also, it just gets better.
01:38:48.708 --> 01:38:51.541
As an added bonus,
my friend here, at no extra charge,
01:38:51.625 --> 01:38:55.500
is gonna give you
a lifetime supply of prison.
01:38:55.583 --> 01:38:58.500
So... That's-a nice.
01:38:59.291 --> 01:39:00.708
- Stand up.
- Stand up.
01:39:06.583 --> 01:39:07.863
Told you how this was gonna end.
01:39:23.750 --> 01:39:25.750
You're right. I am the bad guy.
01:39:25.833 --> 01:39:28.625
I know how a confidence scheme works,
trust me.
01:39:28.708 --> 01:39:30.083
You don't know me, Booth.
01:39:30.708 --> 01:39:33.208
You have no idea what I'm capable of.
01:39:38.000 --> 01:39:40.083
What the fuck?
01:39:41.083 --> 01:39:41.916
Look at him.
01:39:42.000 --> 01:39:44.708
Resting failure face. Priceless.
01:39:45.291 --> 01:39:47.208
This whole time you were working for her?
01:39:47.291 --> 01:39:48.666
Not for, with.
01:39:48.750 --> 01:39:51.833
- Like partners.
- Yeah, we're both The Bishop.
01:39:51.916 --> 01:39:53.875
Has he told you
where the third egg is yet?
01:39:56.875 --> 01:39:58.791
- I love you.
- I love you too.
01:39:58.875 --> 01:40:00.041
- Ready?
- Yep.
01:40:01.708 --> 01:40:02.541
Surprise!
01:40:04.666 --> 01:40:06.083
There are two bishops in chess.
01:40:06.166 --> 01:40:08.416
- And a whole lotta pawns.
- Hmm.
01:40:09.666 --> 01:40:12.375
I passed the first egg
on to her in Bali.
01:40:12.458 --> 01:40:14.208
She took the second egg from Sotto Voce.
01:40:14.291 --> 01:40:17.291
And the third egg, well,
the only way for us to get our hands on it
01:40:17.375 --> 01:40:20.083
was if you led us right to it,
which you did.
01:40:20.166 --> 01:40:22.166
I thought for sure
you were gonna see through my
01:40:22.250 --> 01:40:24.125
"We're not partners,
I gotta clear my name,
01:40:24.208 --> 01:40:26.125
I'm Johnny Law, blah, blah, blah."
01:40:26.666 --> 01:40:29.208
To be honest, I thought
I laid it on too thick in the prison.
01:40:29.291 --> 01:40:31.833
- No, honey, you were so good.
- No? Really?
01:40:31.916 --> 01:40:34.666
Appreciate that. What'd you think?
You think it was too much?
01:40:34.750 --> 01:40:37.250
I have notes. Otherwise, pretty good.
01:40:37.333 --> 01:40:38.500
"Pretty good"? All right.
01:40:38.583 --> 01:40:41.291
Let's just rewind for one second here.
01:40:41.916 --> 01:40:45.041
You electrocuted him. You went "Downtown."
01:40:45.125 --> 01:40:46.666
Yes. By the way, that hurt like hell.
01:40:46.750 --> 01:40:50.500
I know. I'm so sorry. I had to.
01:40:50.583 --> 01:40:53.083
♪ Downtown ♪
01:40:53.166 --> 01:40:54.250
No.
01:40:54.333 --> 01:40:57.333
It was the only way I could
pass you a key to slip the cuffs.
01:40:58.875 --> 01:41:00.708
How did you get free?
01:41:01.583 --> 01:41:04.750
Well, anyhoo, the egg.
01:41:04.833 --> 01:41:05.833
The egg.
01:41:05.875 --> 01:41:07.750
That gun is soaking wet. There's no way...
01:41:07.833 --> 01:41:09.041
I'm not a Navy SEAL.
01:41:12.125 --> 01:41:13.125
Third egg.
01:41:13.916 --> 01:41:15.916
- Thank you.
- Let's take a walk.
01:41:21.458 --> 01:41:25.083
So it was all a lie?
Even the sob story about your dad?
01:41:25.166 --> 01:41:28.541
No. My dad was a con man, and I hated him.
01:41:29.625 --> 01:41:31.958
So I decided to become better
than he ever was.
01:41:32.041 --> 01:41:33.333
Beat him at his own game.
01:41:35.333 --> 01:41:37.416
Booth, don't be too hard on yourself.
01:41:37.500 --> 01:41:40.125
You're good,
really good, better than most.
01:41:40.708 --> 01:41:42.458
We got nothing but respect for you.
01:41:43.625 --> 01:41:44.750
Better luck next time.
01:41:44.833 --> 01:41:48.416
We'd love to stay and chat,
but we have an important wedding to attend
01:41:48.500 --> 01:41:51.625
and it turns out,
we have the perfect gift.
01:41:52.208 --> 01:41:53.666
No hard feelings, pal.
01:41:55.166 --> 01:41:56.291
It's what we do.
01:41:56.958 --> 01:41:59.458
None taken. Super fun time, guys.
01:42:00.333 --> 01:42:02.583
See, I always appreciate
a quality double-cross.
01:42:03.458 --> 01:42:05.498
Serious question though,
you guys have any sunblock?
01:42:05.541 --> 01:42:07.625
I have no base. This is a spray tan.
01:42:16.791 --> 01:42:22.083
A beautiful event like tonight
happens only once in a father's life.
01:42:22.791 --> 01:42:27.208
That is why when I arranged
for my only daughter to marry,
01:42:27.291 --> 01:42:32.250
I spared no expense
to acquire a gift unlike any other.
01:42:37.416 --> 01:42:40.125
A gift fit for a queen,
01:42:41.625 --> 01:42:43.041
my Cleopatra.
01:42:45.333 --> 01:42:48.958
Behold,
for the first time in two millennia,
01:42:49.041 --> 01:42:52.333
all three treasured eggs
have been reunited.
01:43:08.958 --> 01:43:11.000
♪ I found a love ♪
01:43:11.083 --> 01:43:12.666
Oh, my God! Ed...
01:43:12.750 --> 01:43:14.166
♪ For me ♪
01:43:14.250 --> 01:43:15.875
Ed Sheeran!
01:43:17.166 --> 01:43:18.583
I love you!
01:43:20.583 --> 01:43:22.458
Ed Sheeran, who knew?
01:43:22.541 --> 01:43:23.791
God, he's so cute.
01:43:23.875 --> 01:43:29.666
♪ I found a girl, beautiful and sweet ♪
01:43:29.750 --> 01:43:34.750
♪ Oh, I never knew you were
The someone waiting for me ♪
01:43:35.333 --> 01:43:36.333
Yeah, I like that guy.
01:43:36.375 --> 01:43:39.000
Attention.
This is an Interpol police action.
01:43:39.083 --> 01:43:41.791
Remain in your seats.
This will be over shortly.
01:43:44.916 --> 01:43:45.916
What are you doing?
01:43:47.958 --> 01:43:49.416
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
01:43:50.375 --> 01:43:53.125
- Oh, my God. Don't touch me. Excuse me!
- Oi!
01:43:54.291 --> 01:43:56.875
Come on, then. Come on! Come on!
01:43:59.625 --> 01:44:02.041
We'll take those. Thank you very much.
01:44:02.625 --> 01:44:04.375
Let's get out of here.
01:44:06.958 --> 01:44:09.000
Possession of stolen Nazi loot is a crime.
01:44:09.083 --> 01:44:11.125
You're under arrest, father of the bride.
01:44:11.208 --> 01:44:13.166
This is outrageous.
01:44:16.416 --> 01:44:19.000
Get off me.
Do you know who I am?
01:44:19.583 --> 01:44:21.166
I was in Game of Thrones!
01:44:21.708 --> 01:44:23.333
I'm Ed Sheeran, bitch!
01:44:49.791 --> 01:44:51.416
This gouda is disappointing.
01:44:52.750 --> 01:44:55.708
Such a fancy yacht, you'd think
they could stock some decent cheeses.
01:44:56.458 --> 01:44:59.500
That's not cheese. That's uncooked pork.
01:45:01.791 --> 01:45:03.916
I've heard tapeworms
can be quite slimming.
01:45:04.583 --> 01:45:06.000
Surprised to see me?
01:45:06.083 --> 01:45:08.500
Well, we're just surprised
it took you so long to find us.
01:45:08.583 --> 01:45:10.625
Oh, I actually... I came aboard yesterday.
01:45:11.291 --> 01:45:14.000
You weren't the only one crying
at the end of your lovemaking.
01:45:14.083 --> 01:45:17.166
You know, funny story,
after Das picked me up on the beach...
01:45:17.250 --> 01:45:18.559
Looks like you ran out of friends.
01:45:18.583 --> 01:45:21.375
She sent me to the only place
on Earth that actually is worse
01:45:21.458 --> 01:45:22.750
than her Instagram account.
01:45:24.250 --> 01:45:25.333
But then I remembered
01:45:25.416 --> 01:45:27.958
that I'm pretty good
at escaping from things.
01:45:28.708 --> 01:45:29.708
So I did.
01:45:33.666 --> 01:45:36.583
Look, am I upset about
what happened back on the beach?
01:45:36.666 --> 01:45:39.416
Absolutely not.
All's fair in love and eggs.
01:45:39.500 --> 01:45:41.291
I came to congratulate you both.
01:45:41.375 --> 01:45:43.250
Great. Glad you approve. What do you want?
01:45:43.333 --> 01:45:46.125
Well, I'm big on forgiveness.
I always have been.
01:45:46.208 --> 01:45:47.708
But I'm not so big on forget-ness.
01:45:47.791 --> 01:45:49.333
What are you talking about?
01:45:50.958 --> 01:45:52.791
I'm talking about my twist ending.
01:45:52.875 --> 01:45:55.000
You know the 300 million
you guys got on the eggs
01:45:55.083 --> 01:45:56.763
before you double-crossed the billionaire?
01:45:56.791 --> 01:45:58.208
Nice touch, by the way.
01:45:58.291 --> 01:46:00.625
Anyhow, I gave our friend,
Inspector Das, a little jingle
01:46:00.708 --> 01:46:03.125
and I tipped her off about
that secure Cayman Island account
01:46:03.208 --> 01:46:04.125
you stashed it in.
01:46:04.208 --> 01:46:06.833
Turns out,
it's not as secure as one might hope.
01:46:09.625 --> 01:46:10.708
Take it all.
01:46:14.500 --> 01:46:16.958
See? Now, we're even.
01:46:17.666 --> 01:46:20.708
Everyone loses, no one gets the money
and we can all be friends again.
01:46:20.791 --> 01:46:22.458
Cut the shit. What's the offer?
01:46:22.541 --> 01:46:23.583
There's a new score.
01:46:23.666 --> 01:46:26.625
Double the payout, triple the challenge,
plus, here's the best part.
01:46:27.250 --> 01:46:29.708
It's a three-thief job.
One, two, three.
01:46:29.791 --> 01:46:31.750
And let me guess, if we don't say yes,
01:46:31.833 --> 01:46:34.208
then Inspector Das is on her way
right now to arrest us.
01:46:34.791 --> 01:46:36.083
Yes, in very fast boats.
01:46:36.625 --> 01:46:38.000
Know what I think is funny, Booth?
01:46:38.083 --> 01:46:41.125
Vin Diesel's audition tape for Cats?
It exists.
01:46:41.208 --> 01:46:44.208
The fact that you think
the two of us would ever team up with you.
01:46:44.291 --> 01:46:45.291
Get off the boat.
01:46:45.375 --> 01:46:48.208
Great. I'll, uh, send you both
a sharpened toothbrush.
01:46:49.541 --> 01:46:51.125
Wait, stop.
01:46:53.875 --> 01:46:56.375
Look,
we need a new score now anyway.
01:46:56.458 --> 01:46:58.958
I know he drives you crazy, but he's good.
01:46:59.041 --> 01:47:01.500
- And you two work well together.
- No, we don't.
01:47:01.583 --> 01:47:02.875
We kinda do.
01:47:04.166 --> 01:47:05.541
Do you trust me?
01:47:06.166 --> 01:47:07.166
Always.
01:47:07.750 --> 01:47:09.708
- You love me?
- Big time.
01:47:10.500 --> 01:47:12.166
That's all we need.
01:47:14.708 --> 01:47:15.833
What are we stealing?
01:47:16.500 --> 01:47:17.500
This.
01:47:44.416 --> 01:47:47.166
It's abandoned.
They're not here.
01:48:07.500 --> 01:48:08.500
Ready?
01:48:09.083 --> 01:48:10.541
What could possibly go wrong?
01:48:11.666 --> 01:48:12.666
Everything.
01:48:18.500 --> 01:48:20.791
♪ No, no, notorious ♪
01:48:20.875 --> 01:48:23.250
♪ He is, he is ♪
01:48:24.708 --> 01:48:27.916
♪ The doctor said I need
About three weeks of recovery ♪
01:48:28.000 --> 01:48:29.458
♪ But the nurses is lovin' me ♪
01:48:29.541 --> 01:48:31.833
♪ Sayin' the best part of the day
Is my half ♪
01:48:31.916 --> 01:48:34.166
♪ Feedin' me breakfast
And givin' me a sponge bath ♪
01:48:34.250 --> 01:48:36.833
♪ All the time
Big Poppa kick the war rhymes ♪
01:48:36.916 --> 01:48:38.833
♪ Raw flows
And that's how it goes ♪
01:48:38.916 --> 01:48:41.708
♪ Notorious
He is, he is ♪
01:48:41.791 --> 01:48:45.250
♪ No, no, notorious ♪
01:55:30.791 --> 01:55:32.375
Don't miss me too much.
01:55:32.458 --> 01:55:33.500
Ta-ta!
01:55:33.524 --> 01:55:44.524
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