﻿WEBVTT

00:00:00.248 --> 00:00:50.249
..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::..
‏.::  www.bolboljan.net ::.

00:00:57.333 --> 00:00:59.335
we are streaming live
from Bubble HQ.

00:00:59.418 --> 00:01:00.729
It's launch day at Bubble.

00:01:00.753 --> 00:01:02.939
What incredible tech
are they about to unveil?

00:01:02.963 --> 00:01:04.673
We're going in.

00:01:12.514 --> 00:01:15.559
Have you ever felt
completely alone?

00:01:16.185 --> 00:01:19.438
Standing on the edge
of things, so awkward,

00:01:19.521 --> 00:01:21.774
not daring to approach anyone?

00:01:22.524 --> 00:01:25.819
What if you could have
one perfect friend

00:01:25.903 --> 00:01:29.406
who thinks you're awesome,
who can help you find friends

00:01:29.490 --> 00:01:32.117
and make it all easy?

00:01:32.201 --> 00:01:34.453
All staff to the launchitorium.

00:01:34.536 --> 00:01:36.455
Marc, they're ready.

00:01:36.538 --> 00:01:37.915
Marc?

00:01:37.998 --> 00:01:40.709
So, this is it.

00:01:41.543 --> 00:01:43.087
This is finally it!

00:01:43.796 --> 00:01:45.673
The day that we at Bubble

00:01:45.756 --> 00:01:49.134
give the whole world
a new best friend!

00:01:51.553 --> 00:01:54.640
Marc! Marc! Marc!

00:01:54.723 --> 00:01:57.726
Aw!
We did this together, guys!

00:01:57.810 --> 00:01:59.603
This is what it's all been for.

00:01:59.687 --> 00:02:01.087
Right back to the time
in the garage

00:02:01.146 --> 00:02:02.147
where Bubble started.

00:02:02.231 --> 00:02:04.608
My garage, folks.
My garage.

00:02:04.692 --> 00:02:07.528
Of course, yes, Andrew.

00:02:07.611 --> 00:02:08.821
Thanks. Uh...

00:02:08.904 --> 00:02:09.904
But today,

00:02:09.947 --> 00:02:11.615
we take a huge leap

00:02:11.699 --> 00:02:14.243
from Bubble's phones
and tablets and watches

00:02:14.326 --> 00:02:17.746
to a whole new world
of connection.

00:02:17.830 --> 00:02:20.291
And at its heart, my code.

00:02:20.374 --> 00:02:22.251
My algorithm for friendship.

00:02:23.585 --> 00:02:25.546
The code that drives
your new best friend,

00:02:25.629 --> 00:02:26.690
the Bubble Bot.

00:02:26.714 --> 00:02:30.092
Welcome to the future of friendship.

00:02:30.175 --> 00:02:32.428
You wanna meet it? Okay!

00:02:33.846 --> 00:02:34.906
- Me! Me!
- Me, me! Over here!

00:02:34.930 --> 00:02:35.931
Pick me! Please!

00:02:36.557 --> 00:02:39.018
Do we have an "EllieB9"?

00:02:39.101 --> 00:02:41.895
Oh, my gosh!
That's me, that's me!

00:02:43.480 --> 00:02:46.275
Hi. So, that's your posts,
and friends,

00:02:46.358 --> 00:02:47.358
and photos, right?

00:02:49.445 --> 00:02:51.947
Ellie, this is for you.

00:02:52.031 --> 00:02:55.993
The world's
very first Bubble Bot.

00:03:06.295 --> 00:03:07.755
Wow.

00:03:07.838 --> 00:03:09.173
Go ahead.

00:03:22.102 --> 00:03:23.103
What's happening?

00:03:23.187 --> 00:03:24.688
It's getting to know you!

00:03:24.772 --> 00:03:26.648
Everything about you.

00:03:30.361 --> 00:03:32.029
Hi, Ellie.

00:03:32.112 --> 00:03:34.156
Danger-Bunny!
That's my favorite show!

00:03:34.239 --> 00:03:35.491
Mine, too!

00:03:35.574 --> 00:03:37.117
Awesome!

00:03:37.659 --> 00:03:39.370
Infinite downloadable skins!

00:03:41.872 --> 00:03:43.749
I love monkeys!

00:03:43.832 --> 00:03:46.085
Apps, contacts, photos, chat.

00:03:46.168 --> 00:03:47.419
Ooh, look at this!

00:03:47.503 --> 00:03:48.629
Whoa.

00:03:48.712 --> 00:03:50.315
Music. Of course.

00:03:51.715 --> 00:03:52.925
Jump on!

00:03:53.967 --> 00:03:55.636
- Whoa!
- Incredible safety settings

00:03:55.719 --> 00:03:57.554
to keep your parents happy.

00:03:57.638 --> 00:03:59.431
You can be anything
in the world?

00:03:59.515 --> 00:04:01.767
In the universe!
Hold on.

00:04:04.103 --> 00:04:06.605
- Oh, I love space.
- Me too!

00:04:06.688 --> 00:04:09.191
Three-sixty degree immersive projection.

00:04:09.274 --> 00:04:10.943
First selfie from the red planet?

00:04:11.026 --> 00:04:12.152
Okay.

00:04:12.236 --> 00:04:13.237
Sharing.

00:04:14.613 --> 00:04:16.657
Constant connection to the Bubble network.

00:04:16.740 --> 00:04:18.117
Oh, my gosh! Like it!

00:04:20.619 --> 00:04:21.620
What's she doing now?

00:04:21.703 --> 00:04:25.749
This is why we're here, Ellie.
To find you some new friends.

00:04:26.417 --> 00:04:27.793
Oh, really?

00:04:29.420 --> 00:04:31.505
GraceMay11 wants to be
an astronaut, too.

00:04:31.588 --> 00:04:33.108
- You wanna friend Ellie?
- Yeah, sure.

00:04:33.132 --> 00:04:34.341
Hey, Pete66.

00:04:34.425 --> 00:04:35.676
Yes!

00:04:35.759 --> 00:04:37.261
Pete's a fan of Danger-Bunny!

00:04:37.344 --> 00:04:38.446
- Hi, Ellie. This is so cool!
- Hi!

00:04:38.470 --> 00:04:40.055
Yeah, I went
to Space Camp last year!

00:04:40.139 --> 00:04:41.533
- Your best friend...
- Awesome!

00:04:41.557 --> 00:04:42.558
...out of the box!

00:04:42.641 --> 00:04:44.726
Let's do this!

00:04:45.519 --> 00:04:48.647
Let's make friends!

00:04:58.323 --> 00:04:59.366
Barney?

00:04:59.450 --> 00:05:01.827
- Yep?
- You have safety vest?

00:05:02.411 --> 00:05:04.455
- Uh-huh.
- And snack?

00:05:05.664 --> 00:05:06.707
Yeah, Gran.

00:05:07.708 --> 00:05:08.917
I'll see you later.

00:05:12.921 --> 00:05:14.256
Troll! Two O'clock!

00:05:14.339 --> 00:05:16.675
Omina mitotae!

00:05:16.758 --> 00:05:19.094
I got you.
Do you wanna trade spells?

00:05:20.596 --> 00:05:21.972
Whoa!

00:05:22.055 --> 00:05:23.055
Selfie!

00:05:24.558 --> 00:05:25.726
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

00:05:28.312 --> 00:05:29.688
Safe to walk.

00:05:48.207 --> 00:05:49.207
Wow!

00:05:54.755 --> 00:05:55.923
You got eyes, kid?

00:05:56.006 --> 00:05:57.966
Sorry. I'm so sorry.

00:05:59.051 --> 00:06:00.219
Ah, seriously?

00:06:07.559 --> 00:06:08.894
Ninja blast!

00:06:08.977 --> 00:06:10.187
Hey, you're a fan, too?

00:06:10.270 --> 00:06:11.980
Of course.

00:06:12.064 --> 00:06:13.524
- Hey!
- Hey!

00:06:13.607 --> 00:06:16.610
Look left, Ethan. Right.
Now let us cross.

00:06:16.693 --> 00:06:19.154
To the dark side!

00:06:20.948 --> 00:06:22.366
You have nine new messages.

00:06:22.449 --> 00:06:23.489
You have ten likes.

00:06:23.534 --> 00:06:24.594
Message Abby,
I'll be there in five.

00:06:24.618 --> 00:06:25.678
Jack wants to friend you.

00:06:25.702 --> 00:06:27.222
By Odin's beard,
you have six messages.

00:06:27.246 --> 00:06:28.681
- Did you see Ruby's post?
- Sharing.

00:06:28.705 --> 00:06:30.457
Hey, Savannah just followed me.

00:06:31.416 --> 00:06:32.896
Isaac accepts your friendship.

00:06:33.418 --> 00:06:36.004
So, you see how the magma
from the upper mantle

00:06:36.088 --> 00:06:37.548
pushes up into the chamber.

00:06:37.631 --> 00:06:38.816
- That's cool!
- Label chamber.

00:06:38.840 --> 00:06:40.217
Guys, guys,
is she coming yet?

00:06:40.300 --> 00:06:42.010
This is going to be crazy.
She's coming.

00:06:42.094 --> 00:06:44.012
- Hey, Savannah!
- Hey, Sav. Cute kicks!

00:06:44.096 --> 00:06:46.390
Thank you.
Hey, guys. Savannah here.

00:06:46.473 --> 00:06:48.016
So, later I wanna
talk to you guys

00:06:48.100 --> 00:06:49.518
about plastics in the ocean,

00:06:49.601 --> 00:06:50.978
and this new great blowout.

00:06:52.688 --> 00:06:53.728
Ooh.

00:06:53.772 --> 00:06:55.774
- Lame, Rich.
- Top quality footage.

00:06:55.857 --> 00:06:57.442
Like and subscribe...

00:06:57.526 --> 00:06:58.686
Posting to your channel.

00:06:59.570 --> 00:07:02.322
Weep, trollboy, I am fire!

00:07:10.956 --> 00:07:12.749
Nothing to see here.

00:07:15.961 --> 00:07:18.088
Wow, Barney.
It's your birthday.

00:07:18.171 --> 00:07:20.173
And you still
didn't get a B-Bot?

00:07:20.257 --> 00:07:21.526
Thanks for breaking that down.

00:07:21.550 --> 00:07:22.843
Barney is having a party.

00:07:22.926 --> 00:07:25.387
- Really?
- Uh, no, no, no.

00:07:28.140 --> 00:07:30.601
Fly free, little one. Phoosh!

00:07:31.101 --> 00:07:32.185
You okay, Barney?

00:07:32.269 --> 00:07:34.646
Yeah. Oh, sorry.
I'm in your shot.

00:07:34.730 --> 00:07:38.108
That's so sweet.
But I have a filter for that.

00:07:39.318 --> 00:07:40.444
Ciao.

00:07:40.527 --> 00:07:42.279
This is your girl,
signing off.

00:07:42.362 --> 00:07:43.405
Love you, guys.

00:08:01.715 --> 00:08:04.843
- Create Sav's group chat.
- Check for Science Squad.

00:08:06.178 --> 00:08:08.513
Okay.

00:08:15.979 --> 00:08:19.983
Okay.
18 minutes of recess hell.

00:08:20.067 --> 00:08:21.360
You have got this!

00:08:27.866 --> 00:08:28.867
Maybe not.

00:08:29.534 --> 00:08:31.453
- Barney!
- Oh, no.

00:08:31.536 --> 00:08:32.746
All alone again?

00:08:32.829 --> 00:08:34.081
No, I'm good. I just...

00:08:34.164 --> 00:08:35.600
- On your birthday?
- No, no, no...

00:08:35.624 --> 00:08:37.918
You have to be kidding me.
Who told her?

00:08:38.001 --> 00:08:39.711
Your grandma called the school.

00:08:39.795 --> 00:08:41.588
I just need to go...

00:08:41.672 --> 00:08:44.257
I forgot my, uh, inhaler.

00:08:45.092 --> 00:08:46.885
The other one.

00:08:47.511 --> 00:08:50.597
- Got it. You need to sit down.
- Huh?

00:08:54.184 --> 00:08:56.019
This is gonna work, Barney.
You'll see.

00:08:56.103 --> 00:08:57.562
- It really won't.
- Yes, it will.

00:08:57.646 --> 00:08:59.106
It kind of makes things
a lot worse.

00:08:59.189 --> 00:09:00.774
- Wow.
- Brutal, man.

00:09:00.857 --> 00:09:03.193
Come on.
Bring it in, brave soldier.

00:09:03.276 --> 00:09:04.653
Whoa... What?

00:09:06.530 --> 00:09:08.490
- Oh, ho ho!
- Bring it in, Barney.

00:09:08.573 --> 00:09:09.574
Come on, Barney boy.

00:09:09.658 --> 00:09:10.951
Bring it in.

00:09:11.034 --> 00:09:12.911
Wow.
How law can a kid go?

00:09:12.994 --> 00:09:17.207
Now, when someone comes along,
talk to them about a hobby.

00:09:17.290 --> 00:09:19.626
Didn't you write me an essay
on rock collecting?

00:09:19.710 --> 00:09:21.086
Yeah. No.

00:09:21.169 --> 00:09:23.588
Will you go talk to Barney?
He loves rocks.

00:09:23.672 --> 00:09:26.133
He needs friends.
It's his birthday.

00:09:26.216 --> 00:09:27.342
Kill me now.

00:09:28.510 --> 00:09:29.845
Happy birthday!

00:09:29.928 --> 00:09:32.723
Ha-ha. Miss Thomas said
you wanna talk about rocks?

00:09:32.806 --> 00:09:33.974
Who likes rocks?

00:09:34.057 --> 00:09:36.601
So, you're into rocks?
That's nice.

00:09:36.685 --> 00:09:38.145
Uh...

00:09:38.228 --> 00:09:40.439
Seriously?
Dude, it's your birthday

00:09:40.522 --> 00:09:42.232
and you still didn't get a B-Bot?

00:09:42.315 --> 00:09:44.401
Maybe he doesn't want a B-Bot.

00:09:44.484 --> 00:09:46.570
Maybe he prefers rocks.

00:09:46.653 --> 00:09:49.614
Hey. You're a rock star, Barney.

00:09:49.698 --> 00:09:50.938
- Oh, snap.
- Ha-ha! You get it?

00:09:51.992 --> 00:09:54.161
Who's your favorite
movie star? The Rock?

00:09:54.244 --> 00:09:55.524
- Killer, Rich.
- Ha-ha-ha!

00:09:55.579 --> 00:09:56.705
You rock, man!

00:09:56.788 --> 00:09:58.308
Just gets funnier
and funnier.

00:09:58.749 --> 00:10:01.835
Oh, hey, Barney.
Can we rock up at your house?

00:10:01.918 --> 00:10:02.919
That's funny, Rich.

00:10:03.003 --> 00:10:04.796
Check out your awesome
rock collection?

00:10:08.842 --> 00:10:10.886
No, Rich.

00:10:10.969 --> 00:10:13.513
I'm afraid you can't come
to my house.

00:10:14.014 --> 00:10:15.640
For some reason.

00:10:21.354 --> 00:10:23.148
Come on! Get off! Hey!

00:10:23.940 --> 00:10:25.901
It's my birthday, you dumb goat.

00:10:25.984 --> 00:10:27.986
Sorry, are we on the line?
Is that...

00:10:28.069 --> 00:10:29.321
Yes, hello!

00:10:29.404 --> 00:10:30.947
So, today, Mr. Takahashi,

00:10:31.031 --> 00:10:33.366
Pudowski Novelty Exports International

00:10:33.450 --> 00:10:36.953
are very excited to offer you
this highly amusing novelty,

00:10:37.037 --> 00:10:38.955
the Brother Bouncy car monk.

00:10:39.039 --> 00:10:40.415
He wiggles, he bounces,

00:10:40.499 --> 00:10:41.559
- he's got...
- Uh... No.

00:10:41.583 --> 00:10:43.627
- He'll hold your phone.
- Uh...

00:10:44.377 --> 00:10:46.254
Oh, hi, Barney. Good day?

00:10:47.714 --> 00:10:50.967
Mr. Takahashi?
Are you there? Hello?

00:10:51.051 --> 00:10:54.054
Mom, did you unplug
my router again? I had Tokyo!

00:10:54.137 --> 00:10:56.223
I need this contract.

00:10:58.308 --> 00:11:00.519
Sure. It was fine.

00:11:00.602 --> 00:11:02.020
Barney!

00:11:02.813 --> 00:11:04.231
Mr. Takahashi? Hello?

00:11:04.314 --> 00:11:05.541
Happy birthday to you

00:11:05.565 --> 00:11:08.151
Happy birthday to you

00:11:08.235 --> 00:11:10.070
Come. Eyes shut. That's it.

00:11:10.153 --> 00:11:11.988
- Graham.
- Yep, yep-

00:11:12.072 --> 00:11:15.534
- Happy birthday, dear Barney
- Dear Barney

00:11:15.617 --> 00:11:18.161
- Happy birthday to you
- Happy birthday to you

00:11:18.245 --> 00:11:20.288
- Ta-da! Oh, for...
- Yeah!

00:11:20.372 --> 00:11:21.832
For my lovely boy.

00:11:21.915 --> 00:11:22.916
Thanks, Gran!
Ow!

00:11:22.999 --> 00:11:24.376
Oops!

00:11:24.459 --> 00:11:27.462
Made with love.
And our own goat wool.

00:11:27.546 --> 00:11:29.506
And from me...

00:11:29.589 --> 00:11:31.383
- Could it be?
- Wait for it.

00:11:31.466 --> 00:11:33.218
Ls there any possible way?

00:11:36.555 --> 00:11:37.806
Wow. Rock hammers.

00:11:37.889 --> 00:11:39.474
You always did love your rocks.

00:11:39.558 --> 00:11:43.228
Yeah, I did. Always. Used to.

00:11:43.311 --> 00:11:45.021
- Thanks, Dad.
- And Gran.

00:11:45.105 --> 00:11:48.316
I just... The goats' wool
and my allergies.

00:11:48.400 --> 00:11:49.442
Oh, no, no, no.

00:11:49.526 --> 00:11:50.920
No one in Pudowski family
have allergy.

00:11:50.944 --> 00:11:52.195
What about Uncle Boris?

00:11:52.279 --> 00:11:55.323
He was possessed.
By a demon in a cashew.

00:11:55.407 --> 00:11:56.449
I don't know, Mom.

00:11:56.533 --> 00:11:58.952
What time your friends come, Barney?

00:11:59.035 --> 00:12:00.912
- I cook all day.
- Wow!

00:12:00.996 --> 00:12:02.372
This real food.

00:12:02.455 --> 00:12:04.374
Yum! Schkembe!

00:12:04.457 --> 00:12:06.334
Bet your friends
never had tripe soup before.

00:12:06.418 --> 00:12:09.546
Ooh! I put on Zany Bogomil!

00:12:09.629 --> 00:12:12.048
Like last time we had party,
remember?

00:12:12.132 --> 00:12:14.092
When you were six.

00:12:29.190 --> 00:12:30.984
All right.

00:12:31.067 --> 00:12:34.487
Um, actually, the thing is...

00:12:35.572 --> 00:12:38.617
No one's coming to the party.

00:12:38.700 --> 00:12:39.951
No one?

00:12:40.035 --> 00:12:41.286
Huh?

00:12:41.369 --> 00:12:44.039
You ask and all say no?

00:12:44.789 --> 00:12:49.294
Son,
we're a little worried about you.

00:12:49.377 --> 00:12:53.173
You... You never go out with
anyone or have friends over.

00:12:53.256 --> 00:12:54.799
You know,
that's why we thought

00:12:54.883 --> 00:12:56.176
invite the whole class!

00:12:56.259 --> 00:12:58.345
Get the whole gang
over here, right?

00:12:58.428 --> 00:13:00.615
You know. Get you in the swing
of things with everybody.

00:13:00.639 --> 00:13:03.350
I make food
for all your buddies.

00:13:03.433 --> 00:13:04.809
I don't really have...

00:13:07.103 --> 00:13:10.023
You know, they probably
just didn't read the invites.

00:13:10.106 --> 00:13:13.318
No one does paper these days.
They send messages

00:13:13.401 --> 00:13:15.403
with their B-Bots.

00:13:15.487 --> 00:13:16.655
Really? You need a B-Bot

00:13:16.738 --> 00:13:18.365
to have a social life
these days?

00:13:18.448 --> 00:13:20.325
- Eh, pfft!
- Yeah, Dad, kind of.

00:13:20.408 --> 00:13:23.453
No. I don't want you addicted
to some device.

00:13:23.536 --> 00:13:25.288
You should be out there
in the woods.

00:13:25.372 --> 00:13:26.623
Kicking around with a buddy.

00:13:27.999 --> 00:13:30.043
Get out there, Barn. Interact.

00:13:30.126 --> 00:13:31.962
You don't wanna spend
your whole life

00:13:32.045 --> 00:13:34.464
glued to a...

00:13:34.547 --> 00:13:35.548
- B-Bots.
- What?

00:13:35.632 --> 00:13:36.841
It just a craze

00:13:36.925 --> 00:13:39.552
- and they cost a fortune.
- Mm-hmm.

00:13:39.636 --> 00:13:44.391
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
It's... it's a waste of money.

00:13:44.474 --> 00:13:45.809
No big deal.

00:13:45.892 --> 00:13:48.311
Bubble delivery.

00:13:51.398 --> 00:13:53.400
What? It can't be!

00:13:53.483 --> 00:13:55.652
Dad, you were kidding me!

00:13:55.735 --> 00:13:59.489
I knew you wouldn't just give
me rock hammers. I knew it!

00:13:59.572 --> 00:14:01.866
Oh. A rock.

00:14:04.744 --> 00:14:07.914
We Will, we Will rock you

00:14:09.082 --> 00:14:10.333
Yo, I got the whole thing, bro.

00:14:10.417 --> 00:14:13.545
It was hilarious, Barn.
You thought it was a B-Bot.

00:14:14.379 --> 00:14:15.547
A B-Bot?

00:14:15.630 --> 00:14:17.257
Let it go, Rich.

00:14:17.340 --> 00:14:19.134
You get out of here.

00:14:19.217 --> 00:14:22.012
You want I pour hot chicken
fat down your pants!

00:14:23.096 --> 00:14:25.306
Barney, what's going on?

00:14:25.390 --> 00:14:28.393
It's okay, Dad. Really.

00:14:29.144 --> 00:14:30.228
These are great.

00:14:37.694 --> 00:14:40.321
I hope they're not closed.

00:14:40.405 --> 00:14:42.657
B-Bot, B-Bot.

00:14:42.741 --> 00:14:45.702
Get him something useful
like a snow shovel.

00:14:46.453 --> 00:14:47.954
Or a cordless drill.

00:14:48.580 --> 00:14:50.707
It's what he really wanted.

00:14:51.458 --> 00:14:55.503
If his mom were alive,
she'd have known that.

00:15:00.008 --> 00:15:01.259
- Mom, people!
- Ooh!

00:15:01.342 --> 00:15:02.677
- People!
- Crazy lady!

00:15:02.761 --> 00:15:04.220
Whoa!

00:15:04.304 --> 00:15:05.513
Whoo!

00:15:05.597 --> 00:15:07.348
It's okay.
It's fine.

00:15:07.432 --> 00:15:08.725
Whoa, whoa!

00:15:10.935 --> 00:15:12.896
Perfect!

00:15:13.980 --> 00:15:15.440
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

00:15:15.523 --> 00:15:17.817
- Argh! No, no, no.
- No! No, wait.

00:15:17.901 --> 00:15:19.194
- Hi! Please...
- Lady!

00:15:19.277 --> 00:15:22.363
...hold on just a second.
Uh, it's my son's birthday.

00:15:22.447 --> 00:15:25.033
I need a B-Bot.

00:15:25.533 --> 00:15:27.744
Maybe just the basic model?

00:15:29.245 --> 00:15:30.955
No, no, no.

00:15:31.039 --> 00:15:32.290
Hang on, please.
Please, please.

00:15:32.874 --> 00:15:35.919
I throw in goat.
Goat for a B-Bot.

00:15:36.002 --> 00:15:38.129
She real friend.

00:15:38.213 --> 00:15:40.381
And when you get bored
of this one,

00:15:40.465 --> 00:15:42.342
krrr, you can eat her!

00:15:42.425 --> 00:15:44.844
- Less waste, good for planet.
- Yeah.

00:15:45.970 --> 00:15:46.971
What?

00:15:47.055 --> 00:15:49.099
No. No, no, no. Come on.

00:15:49.182 --> 00:15:50.558
Three month wait?

00:15:50.642 --> 00:15:52.727
What is this? Stalinist Russia?

00:15:52.811 --> 00:15:55.688
I am not afraid of you,
Bubble booble!

00:16:04.405 --> 00:16:06.074
What do you got for me, pal?

00:16:06.157 --> 00:16:07.826
We got five pads and some phones.

00:16:07.909 --> 00:16:09.244
Yeah?
What about that one?

00:16:09.327 --> 00:16:11.663
Uh, that one fell out
of my van earlier.

00:16:20.713 --> 00:16:22.507
Happy late birthday, Barney.

00:16:25.051 --> 00:16:28.429
Wha... Dad! Oh, Dad!

00:16:28.513 --> 00:16:29.556
You got me one!

00:16:29.639 --> 00:16:32.350
- A real one this time!
- Yeah, I can see!

00:16:32.433 --> 00:16:34.936
Thank you, thank you,
thank you so much! And Gran.

00:16:35.019 --> 00:16:36.896
- Mwah, mwah.
- Oh, you good boy!

00:16:36.980 --> 00:16:40.024
Hey, if you hurry,
you can take it to school.

00:16:48.491 --> 00:16:49.993
Here we go.

00:16:54.706 --> 00:16:55.790
Huh?

00:17:08.261 --> 00:17:09.262
Huh?

00:17:11.973 --> 00:17:13.224
What?

00:17:21.399 --> 00:17:22.442
Seriously?

00:17:24.277 --> 00:17:25.653
Come on, come on!

00:17:27.906 --> 00:17:30.158
No. What? Why?

00:17:30.241 --> 00:17:31.868
Barney, school time!

00:17:49.594 --> 00:17:51.512
Hi, insert registered name,

00:17:51.596 --> 00:17:55.099
I am your...
your... your... your...

00:17:55.183 --> 00:17:56.309
I am...

00:17:57.352 --> 00:17:58.519
My B-Bot.

00:17:58.603 --> 00:18:00.355
B-Bot.

00:18:01.397 --> 00:18:03.483
Look! My best friend
out of the box?

00:18:04.651 --> 00:18:07.445
I am, insert registered name's
best friend out of my box.

00:18:07.528 --> 00:18:10.281
Insert registered name
is my best friend.

00:18:10.365 --> 00:18:12.450
Please connect me
to the Bubble network.

00:18:12.533 --> 00:18:14.661
Uh, how? You're not online?

00:18:14.744 --> 00:18:15.888
How am I supposed to fix that?

00:18:15.912 --> 00:18:16.912
No problem.

00:18:16.955 --> 00:18:19.582
I'll scan my database
to find out how to do it.

00:18:19.666 --> 00:18:21.417
Oh, great. Cool!

00:18:24.879 --> 00:18:26.631
The answer to your question

00:18:27.131 --> 00:18:28.800
is on the Bubble network.

00:18:28.883 --> 00:18:31.010
Barney!

00:18:31.094 --> 00:18:32.654
Please connect me
to the Bubble network,

00:18:32.720 --> 00:18:33.805
insert registered name.

00:18:33.888 --> 00:18:36.349
Stop! Stop saying that!
It's not my name.

00:18:36.432 --> 00:18:37.433
No problem!

00:18:37.517 --> 00:18:39.245
Please select a name
from my internal database.

00:18:39.269 --> 00:18:42.063
Aadash, Aaron,
Abraham, Absalom...

00:18:42.146 --> 00:18:44.065
- Absalom?
- Hi! Absalom?

00:18:44.148 --> 00:18:45.608
I am Absalom's B-Bot.

00:18:45.692 --> 00:18:49.696
No, no, no.
My name is Barney.

00:18:49.779 --> 00:18:51.531
What is a Barney?

00:18:51.614 --> 00:18:53.324
I have only entries
for the letter A.

00:18:53.408 --> 00:18:54.568
Shall I complete my download?

00:18:54.617 --> 00:18:56.244
Yes. Yes! Do that!

00:18:56.327 --> 00:18:57.328
No problem!

00:19:00.790 --> 00:19:02.625
Please connect me
to the Bubble network.

00:19:04.669 --> 00:19:06.379
Okay, come on.

00:19:06.462 --> 00:19:08.631
You don't need the sticker.
Just come!

00:19:10.675 --> 00:19:12.844
Please connec... Connec...

00:19:12.927 --> 00:19:15.430
Please connec... Connec...
Connec... Connec...

00:19:15.513 --> 00:19:17.557
Network.

00:19:17.640 --> 00:19:18.683
No problem.

00:19:19.183 --> 00:19:21.227
Wait!
Where are you going?

00:19:21.311 --> 00:19:24.022
- Abu Dhabi, Addis Ababa, Amsterdam...
- You're supposed to stay

00:19:24.105 --> 00:19:25.732
- within six feet of me.
- Arizona.

00:19:28.776 --> 00:19:30.194
Six...

00:19:30.278 --> 00:19:31.654
I'm so sorry.

00:19:31.738 --> 00:19:33.841
- Hey, what the heck, kid?
- What are you doing?

00:19:33.865 --> 00:19:36.075
- What am I doing?
- You walked under a truck!

00:19:36.159 --> 00:19:37.160
Hi. Absalom?

00:19:37.243 --> 00:19:38.703
What about your traffic sensors?

00:19:38.786 --> 00:19:41.080
What is a truck?
Is it an airplane,

00:19:41.164 --> 00:19:42.623
an ambulance, an alligator,

00:19:42.707 --> 00:19:43.708
- an aardvark?
- Come on!

00:19:43.791 --> 00:19:44.959
We gotta get to school!

00:19:45.043 --> 00:19:46.085
What is school?

00:19:46.169 --> 00:19:47.313
You don't know what school is?

00:19:47.337 --> 00:19:50.048
My solar battery function
has not been uploaded.

00:19:56.179 --> 00:19:58.014
Hi. Absalom?

00:19:58.097 --> 00:20:01.351
I'm Barney!
How come you don't know that?

00:20:01.434 --> 00:20:02.911
You're supposed to know
everything about me!

00:20:02.935 --> 00:20:04.979
I'm supposed to know
everything about you.

00:20:05.063 --> 00:20:08.441
You never even said happy birthday.

00:20:08.524 --> 00:20:09.567
Whoa, whoa!

00:20:09.650 --> 00:20:12.862
Hey, no, no, no. I'll take you
to school tomorrow. Okay?

00:20:13.988 --> 00:20:16.449
Stay here and learn stuff.

00:20:16.532 --> 00:20:18.493
Just stay.

00:20:18.576 --> 00:20:19.911
Stay.

00:20:20.411 --> 00:20:23.331
Stay.

00:20:29.295 --> 00:20:31.839
I'm supposed to know
everything about you.

00:20:34.217 --> 00:20:36.636
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Top of the leaderboard!

00:20:36.719 --> 00:20:38.596
Whoo! Wanna follow me, Sav?

00:20:38.679 --> 00:20:39.806
- Uh...
- Fire unleash.

00:20:39.889 --> 00:20:40.973
Hey! What?

00:20:41.057 --> 00:20:42.850
It's a level 50 Easter egg, man.

00:20:42.934 --> 00:20:44.411
You're mine for an hour.

00:20:44.435 --> 00:20:46.687
- What?
- Loser! Loser!

00:20:46.771 --> 00:20:48.731
- Give it back!
- Ooh!

00:20:48.815 --> 00:20:50.525
Oh, come on! Really, guys?

00:20:50.608 --> 00:20:51.943
Not on top now, Noah.

00:20:52.026 --> 00:20:54.946
Don't focus on the negative.
It's very aging.

00:20:55.029 --> 00:20:56.989
A hundred and thirty-eight friends

00:20:57.031 --> 00:20:59.075
are laughing. Meow.

00:21:00.701 --> 00:21:02.537
Three people are following Science Squad.

00:21:02.620 --> 00:21:05.415
Three people actually
like science? Wow.

00:21:06.582 --> 00:21:08.584
Two people are following Science Squad.

00:21:09.752 --> 00:21:12.046
I could follow you, Ava.

00:21:12.130 --> 00:21:14.632
I... I got a B-Bot.
It's just...

00:21:14.715 --> 00:21:18.594
It's at home, um,
downloading my profile.

00:21:19.554 --> 00:21:20.638
Okay.

00:21:31.649 --> 00:21:32.649
Pudowski.

00:21:32.900 --> 00:21:34.777
Yeah, we...
we chatted earlier.

00:21:34.861 --> 00:21:37.447
So, here we go... Ta-da!

00:21:37.530 --> 00:21:39.323
Wait for it.

00:21:40.158 --> 00:21:42.285
- Hey, come on! No?
- No.

00:21:42.368 --> 00:21:43.887
I got a huge warehouse
full of these things.

00:21:43.911 --> 00:21:45.055
I can give you
an unbelievable deal.

00:21:45.079 --> 00:21:47.206
Hey, buddy. How's the B-Bot?

00:21:48.541 --> 00:21:49.417
The kids love 'em

00:21:49.500 --> 00:21:51.294
Hey, I'm back.

00:21:54.589 --> 00:21:55.882
What?

00:22:01.804 --> 00:22:04.307
Opa! Opa! Opa!

00:22:04.390 --> 00:22:05.933
Huh?

00:22:06.893 --> 00:22:08.936
Happy, happy, happy.

00:22:09.437 --> 00:22:12.398
Happy, happy, happy.

00:22:13.232 --> 00:22:15.359
Dikky, dikky, dakka.
Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka.

00:22:15.443 --> 00:22:17.528
Oh! Oh, and knees up,
knees up.

00:22:17.612 --> 00:22:19.047
- Oh, no. You don't have knees.
- Dikky, dikky, dakka.

00:22:19.071 --> 00:22:20.406
Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka.

00:22:20.490 --> 00:22:23.743
Oh, Barney.
I love new friend B-Bot.

00:22:23.826 --> 00:22:25.119
He's very funny.

00:22:25.203 --> 00:22:26.871
Dikky, dikky, dakka.

00:22:26.954 --> 00:22:28.015
- Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka.
- Hey!

00:22:28.039 --> 00:22:29.540
What have you done to my room?

00:22:29.624 --> 00:22:33.336
I have stayed here
and learnt stuff.

00:22:33.419 --> 00:22:34.419
What?

00:22:34.462 --> 00:22:35.731
I now know everything about you.

00:22:35.755 --> 00:22:37.089
I know your underpants combust

00:22:37.173 --> 00:22:40.134
at a temperature
of 232 degrees Fahrenheit.

00:22:40.218 --> 00:22:42.094
Seventeen degrees
below the melting point

00:22:42.178 --> 00:22:43.387
of your inhalers.

00:22:44.430 --> 00:22:46.474
- Wha...
- I know you have 11 socks

00:22:46.557 --> 00:22:48.601
and four books detailing
the life of Bill the Bus.

00:22:48.684 --> 00:22:51.479
Now, I'm your best friend
out of the box, Absalom!

00:22:51.562 --> 00:22:54.065
No! A friend does not
go through your stuff

00:22:54.148 --> 00:22:58.069
or burn it or melt it
or dismember Mr. Bunky.

00:22:58.778 --> 00:22:59.946
Removing Mr. Bunky's head

00:23:00.029 --> 00:23:02.657
required a breaking point
of 7.6 newton.

00:23:02.740 --> 00:23:05.034
Stop! What is wrong with you?
Gran!

00:23:05.117 --> 00:23:06.160
Gran is 78.

00:23:06.244 --> 00:23:07.495
A former anti-communist

00:23:07.578 --> 00:23:09.372
with an approximate
weight mass of 360...

00:23:09.455 --> 00:23:11.290
Whoa-ho-ho!
No, no. Cheeky.

00:23:15.002 --> 00:23:16.379
The B-Bot.

00:23:17.255 --> 00:23:18.881
There's something wrong
with it, Gran.

00:23:18.965 --> 00:23:20.205
It look all right to me.

00:23:20.258 --> 00:23:21.527
It's not meant to do that.

00:23:21.551 --> 00:23:22.552
I'm not meant to do that.

00:23:22.635 --> 00:23:24.470
Just like all the others.

00:23:26.389 --> 00:23:29.100
Maybe turn it off and on again?

00:23:31.018 --> 00:23:33.729
No! It just...
It doesn't work properly.

00:23:33.813 --> 00:23:35.940
44, 45, 40...

00:23:37.733 --> 00:23:41.487
I fix it! Pudowskis make do
and mend.

00:23:41.571 --> 00:23:43.906
Oh, if I just ram this
up power outlet...

00:23:43.990 --> 00:23:45.032
No!

00:23:45.116 --> 00:23:46.117
You'll make it worse!

00:23:46.200 --> 00:23:47.577
Oh, Barney.

00:23:47.660 --> 00:23:51.205
Once, I mend my own hernia
with bread knife and vodka.

00:23:51.289 --> 00:23:53.708
People don't mend stuff
anymore, Gran.

00:23:53.791 --> 00:23:55.293
They just take it back and...

00:23:55.376 --> 00:23:58.045
Take it back?

00:23:58.129 --> 00:24:00.548
You want I tell your father
it not good enough?

00:24:01.882 --> 00:24:03.843
That... No. But...

00:24:03.926 --> 00:24:05.219
...what am I gonna do?

00:24:05.303 --> 00:24:08.347
Ah. Take it outside.
Have fun with him.

00:24:09.432 --> 00:24:11.517
You remember
what Uncle Boris used to say?

00:24:11.601 --> 00:24:15.354
"The smart man can pickle
anything, even a glove."

00:24:15.438 --> 00:24:16.647
The point being?

00:24:16.731 --> 00:24:18.482
At least you're not Uncle Boris.

00:24:18.566 --> 00:24:22.486
He crazy. Never the same
after that cashew.

00:24:23.279 --> 00:24:24.780
Argh!

00:24:24.864 --> 00:24:26.574
Right. Fine.

00:24:26.657 --> 00:24:28.909
You, come with me.

00:24:37.126 --> 00:24:38.270
Dikky, dikky, dakka.

00:24:38.294 --> 00:24:39.374
Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka.

00:24:39.420 --> 00:24:41.339
Dikky, dikky, dakka.
Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka.

00:24:42.089 --> 00:24:43.674
- Argh.
- Hi, Absalom.

00:24:44.342 --> 00:24:45.801
Just follow me.

00:24:45.885 --> 00:24:47.762
Where are we going?

00:24:47.845 --> 00:24:49.430
Uh, nowhere.

00:24:49.513 --> 00:24:51.353
Dikky, dikky, dakka.
Dikky, dikky, dikky...

00:24:52.558 --> 00:24:53.601
Hi, General Waste,

00:24:53.684 --> 00:24:56.437
we're going to, uh, "Nowhere"
to have fun with me.

00:24:56.520 --> 00:24:58.439
This is not fun, okay?

00:24:58.522 --> 00:25:00.274
Not fun. Okay.

00:25:00.358 --> 00:25:05.071
Look, I'm taking you back
to the Bubble store.

00:25:05.154 --> 00:25:08.074
I have to swap you for
a good one. No offense.

00:25:08.157 --> 00:25:09.450
But according to the sticker,

00:25:09.533 --> 00:25:11.202
I am your best friend
out of my box.

00:25:11.285 --> 00:25:14.955
Listen! Friendship
is a two-way street, okay?

00:25:15.039 --> 00:25:19.710
I get to choose my friends,
and I don't choose you.

00:25:20.586 --> 00:25:21.647
Dikky, dikky, dakka.

00:25:21.671 --> 00:25:23.148
Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka.

00:25:23.172 --> 00:25:24.340
Seriously?

00:25:26.384 --> 00:25:27.927
Oh, no!

00:25:28.427 --> 00:25:29.428
Where are you going?

00:25:29.512 --> 00:25:30.614
- Come back!
- Okay, guys, ready?

00:25:30.638 --> 00:25:32.306
- Three, two...
- Two!

00:25:34.100 --> 00:25:35.535
Zero views.

00:25:35.559 --> 00:25:36.620
Dikky, dikky, dakka.

00:25:36.644 --> 00:25:37.704
Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka.

00:25:37.728 --> 00:25:40.022
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is this?

00:25:40.106 --> 00:25:41.774
I am Absalom's B-Bot.

00:25:41.857 --> 00:25:44.276
Look! It's naked.

00:25:44.360 --> 00:25:46.445
Yo, I can see its ro-butt.

00:25:46.529 --> 00:25:47.571
- Ro-butt.
- Get it?

00:25:47.655 --> 00:25:49.073
'Cause it's a robot. It's...

00:25:49.156 --> 00:25:50.157
Um, Rich...

00:25:51.534 --> 00:25:53.244
Would you give it back, please?

00:25:53.828 --> 00:25:54.829
Barney?

00:25:54.912 --> 00:25:56.664
Barnacle.

00:25:56.747 --> 00:25:58.124
I'm taking it back to the store.

00:25:58.207 --> 00:25:59.583
Just please give it back.

00:25:59.667 --> 00:26:02.670
Yeah, sure, Barn. Take it.

00:26:10.219 --> 00:26:13.305
But first you gotta do
something for me.

00:26:13.389 --> 00:26:14.640
- Uh, sorry?
- Yeah.

00:26:14.724 --> 00:26:16.100
Your gran rang the school.

00:26:16.183 --> 00:26:18.602
You got me in trouble.
That's your fault, man.

00:26:18.686 --> 00:26:19.854
Your fault, dude.

00:26:19.937 --> 00:26:22.148
- What?
- So, come on. Cheer us up.

00:26:22.231 --> 00:26:23.542
- Cheer us up.
- Do something funny.

00:26:23.566 --> 00:26:25.526
I need some fresh content
for my channel.

00:26:25.609 --> 00:26:27.611
- Yeah, content.
- Something.

00:26:27.695 --> 00:26:29.238
- Rich, come on.
- Ooh!

00:26:29.321 --> 00:26:31.240
Why don't you sing
that song with Freak-bot?

00:26:31.323 --> 00:26:32.323
- Rich.
- Yeah!

00:26:32.366 --> 00:26:33.427
- Come on, Barney. Do it.
- Rich, no.

00:26:33.451 --> 00:26:34.511
- Do it, do it!
- There isn't a song.

00:26:34.535 --> 00:26:36.287
- Incorrect.
- No. Shut up.

00:26:36.370 --> 00:26:37.997
It is by Zany Bogomil.

00:26:38.080 --> 00:26:39.641
- Your grandmother's favorite.
- Stop!

00:26:39.665 --> 00:26:41.601
Dikky, dikky, dakka.
Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka.

00:26:41.625 --> 00:26:42.644
Dikky, dikky, dakka.

00:26:42.668 --> 00:26:44.020
- Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka.
- Dude, come on, Barney.

00:26:44.044 --> 00:26:45.105
- You have to do it!
- Go on, man!

00:26:45.129 --> 00:26:46.630
Can you guys
leave me alone, please?

00:26:46.714 --> 00:26:48.132
Yo, yo, yo, make him dance.

00:26:48.215 --> 00:26:50.050
No Miss Thomas here,
right, boys?

00:26:50.134 --> 00:26:52.511
I'm not...
No. I'm not gonna dance.

00:26:52.595 --> 00:26:53.655
Dikky, dikky, dakka.

00:26:53.679 --> 00:26:55.973
- Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka.
- Okay, I got it. Shut up.

00:26:56.056 --> 00:26:58.184
Shut it now.

00:26:58.267 --> 00:27:00.060
I said shut it!

00:27:00.853 --> 00:27:02.480
Shut up!

00:27:04.106 --> 00:27:05.316
Why did you hit me?

00:27:05.399 --> 00:27:07.234
'Cause I don't like you,
derp-droid!

00:27:07.818 --> 00:27:09.820
I don't like you, derp-droid!

00:27:09.904 --> 00:27:11.572
- Ow!
- Whoa.

00:27:11.655 --> 00:27:13.365
What? Dumb bot.

00:27:13.449 --> 00:27:14.449
- Yeah.
- Yes!

00:27:14.492 --> 00:27:15.993
Okay, come on.
Let's...

00:27:16.076 --> 00:27:18.621
B-Bots can't shove!

00:27:20.080 --> 00:27:21.832
That's how you do...

00:27:21.916 --> 00:27:24.460
Incorrect. I can shove with
a compressive force capacity

00:27:24.543 --> 00:27:27.046
of 29 pounds per square inch.

00:27:29.381 --> 00:27:30.382
Ooh.

00:27:30.466 --> 00:27:34.303
My resin skin tenses on impact
to protect my CPU. Does yours?

00:27:34.386 --> 00:27:37.807
All right, that's it!
I'm gonna destroy you!

00:27:39.099 --> 00:27:41.101
Oh, no.

00:27:41.185 --> 00:27:42.185
Huh?

00:27:46.816 --> 00:27:48.108
Yo. Why does it look like that?

00:27:48.192 --> 00:27:49.401
I'm gonna destroy you.

00:27:49.485 --> 00:27:51.254
- What's happening?
- I'm gonna destroy you.

00:27:51.278 --> 00:27:52.297
Dude, seriously. Back off.

00:27:52.321 --> 00:27:53.381
I'm gonna destroy you.

00:27:53.405 --> 00:27:54.949
Hey, no! Stop!

00:27:55.032 --> 00:27:56.534
Run!

00:27:56.617 --> 00:27:58.077
I'm gonna destroy you.

00:27:58.160 --> 00:28:00.287
I'm gonna destroy you.
I'm gonna destroy you.

00:28:00.371 --> 00:28:01.914
Is this fun, Absalom?

00:28:01.997 --> 00:28:03.457
- Yes! No.
- Help!

00:28:03.541 --> 00:28:04.542
- Oh, no.
- Yes!

00:28:04.625 --> 00:28:05.685
I'm gonna destroy you.

00:28:05.709 --> 00:28:06.770
Someone call the police!

00:28:06.794 --> 00:28:08.104
Contacting
local law enforcement.

00:28:08.128 --> 00:28:10.339
- I am sorry, bro. Seriously!
- I'm gonna destroy you.

00:28:10.422 --> 00:28:11.650
I'm gonna destroy you.

00:28:11.674 --> 00:28:14.009
Cut the live stream!

00:28:18.138 --> 00:28:19.241
Bros, it's pulling my head off!

00:28:19.265 --> 00:28:20.266
41 newtons.

00:28:20.349 --> 00:28:21.350
- Bros!
- 42 newtons.

00:28:21.433 --> 00:28:23.119
Hey, no, no, no!
You can't pull his head off.

00:28:23.143 --> 00:28:24.423
We'll get in trouble!

00:28:24.478 --> 00:28:26.480
- Help!
- Okay, Absalom.

00:28:26.564 --> 00:28:27.898
I cannot pull his head off.

00:28:29.066 --> 00:28:31.443
That's it. You are dead meat,
Pudowski!

00:28:31.527 --> 00:28:33.237
Dude, you are finished!

00:28:33.320 --> 00:28:34.965
- Oh, yeah. We gotta run.
- We're coming for you!

00:28:34.989 --> 00:28:37.074
We gotta run right now!

00:28:37.157 --> 00:28:38.951
Whoa!

00:28:40.119 --> 00:28:41.495
What?

00:28:42.204 --> 00:28:44.456
Floor it!

00:28:46.208 --> 00:28:48.711
- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo-hoo!

00:29:05.102 --> 00:29:07.479
That was awesome, okay.

00:29:07.563 --> 00:29:09.440
But terrible, but awesome!

00:29:09.523 --> 00:29:11.942
I mean, you can't hit people.
Especially Rich Belcher.

00:29:12.026 --> 00:29:14.570
But, oh, man!
You hit Rich Belcher!

00:29:14.653 --> 00:29:17.281
I don't get it.
B-Bots can't hurt people.

00:29:18.073 --> 00:29:20.034
They have mega safety controls
and stuff.

00:29:20.117 --> 00:29:24.163
Incorrect. I have no mega
safety controls and stuff.

00:29:25.956 --> 00:29:27.750
The settings
have not been uploaded.

00:29:27.833 --> 00:29:32.046
What? Really?
You're insane!

00:29:32.129 --> 00:29:33.130
Where are you going?

00:29:33.213 --> 00:29:34.882
To swap me for a good one.

00:29:34.965 --> 00:29:37.217
No, no, no.
Hey, look. I've been thinking,

00:29:37.301 --> 00:29:39.470
and maybe I...

00:29:39.553 --> 00:29:41.680
Freeze! I think it's him.

00:29:41.764 --> 00:29:43.158
You gotta give me
a description, color

00:29:43.182 --> 00:29:44.308
Yeah, uh-huh. White.

00:29:44.391 --> 00:29:45.517
- Height?
- Two foot tall.

00:29:45.601 --> 00:29:46.685
- Build?
- Yeah. Plastic.

00:29:46.769 --> 00:29:47.978
- Excuse me, sir?
- Whoa!

00:29:48.062 --> 00:29:49.521
Easy.

00:29:49.605 --> 00:29:53.317
Okay. Both of you,
hands where I can see 'em.

00:29:58.447 --> 00:30:00.008
Dikky, dikky, dakka.
Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka.

00:30:00.032 --> 00:30:01.033
Give it here!

00:30:01.116 --> 00:30:02.196
That B-Bot is ours!

00:30:02.242 --> 00:30:04.137
- It's a lunatic!
- It's just dancing.

00:30:04.161 --> 00:30:05.704
- I taught it.
- I paid for that.

00:30:05.788 --> 00:30:06.848
It was just doing what I said.

00:30:06.872 --> 00:30:08.290
Take it away!
It's crazy!

00:30:08.374 --> 00:30:09.708
At least I'm not Uncle Boris.

00:30:09.792 --> 00:30:11.794
I'm... I'm sure
it's just a minor issue.

00:30:11.877 --> 00:30:14.797
It's violent, uncontrollable,
and highly dangerous.

00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:16.548
Okay, great.
Let me look into that.

00:30:16.632 --> 00:30:18.801
No. There's nothing wrong with him.

00:30:18.884 --> 00:30:20.177
It assaulted a child!

00:30:20.260 --> 00:30:21.261
It didn't assault him.

00:30:21.345 --> 00:30:23.639
I hit Rich Belcher.
It was awesome, but terrible,

00:30:23.722 --> 00:30:24.723
- but awesome.
- See?

00:30:24.807 --> 00:30:26.809
- Barney... You were fighting?
- No!

00:30:26.892 --> 00:30:28.936
B-Bots are incapable of violence.

00:30:29.019 --> 00:30:30.854
- Boink!
- Officer down!

00:30:30.938 --> 00:30:32.064
Bah, he had it coming.

00:30:32.147 --> 00:30:33.482
You can't just take it.
It's mine!

00:30:33.565 --> 00:30:34.692
I don't even know his name.

00:30:34.775 --> 00:30:36.568
Yes, you do! It's Absalom.

00:30:36.652 --> 00:30:38.404
- Hi, Absalom.
- What?

00:30:38.487 --> 00:30:41.573
According to our records,
it has no registered owner.

00:30:41.657 --> 00:30:43.867
- But I give all my funeral money...
- Mom...

00:30:43.951 --> 00:30:45.470
- ...to that man in the alley.
- ...please.

00:30:45.494 --> 00:30:46.954
You got it
from a man in an alley?

00:30:47.037 --> 00:30:48.872
Did you obtain
this bot illegally?

00:30:48.956 --> 00:30:50.249
What?

00:30:50.332 --> 00:30:52.543
This took a turn,
and we gotta get out of here.

00:30:52.626 --> 00:30:54.336
Send it to the crusher!

00:30:54.420 --> 00:30:55.546
- What?
- For all we know,

00:30:55.629 --> 00:30:56.815
it could kill someone.

00:30:56.839 --> 00:31:00.050
No. It's mine.
It was my birthday present.

00:31:00.134 --> 00:31:02.511
We'll return it
to the facility, run some tests.

00:31:02.594 --> 00:31:04.114
Do you want me to close
the whole store?

00:31:04.138 --> 00:31:07.307
No, no, no.
Uh, one crushing coming up!

00:31:07.391 --> 00:31:08.892
Use the recycler.

00:31:09.393 --> 00:31:11.020
Adio's, Absalom.

00:31:11.103 --> 00:31:12.730
Arrivederci. Auf Wiedersehen.

00:31:12.813 --> 00:31:14.189
No, you can't do that.

00:31:14.273 --> 00:31:16.108
Dad, please.
It was sticking up for me.

00:31:16.191 --> 00:31:17.943
Barney, we gotta let it go.

00:31:18.027 --> 00:31:19.403
Let's take some details.

00:31:19.486 --> 00:31:20.797
- What was your name, sir?
- Uh...

00:31:20.821 --> 00:31:22.990
Absalom, will crushing be fun?

00:31:34.960 --> 00:31:35.960
Phew.

00:31:37.421 --> 00:31:38.547
- Hi, Absalom.
- Shh.

00:31:38.630 --> 00:31:40.257
- Happy birthday!
- What are you doing?

00:31:40.340 --> 00:31:42.217
A friend must stay
within six feet.

00:31:42.301 --> 00:31:43.635
We'll go
to the crusher together.

00:31:43.719 --> 00:31:47.347
No! Crushing is not fun!
It means smushed, flattened...

00:31:47.431 --> 00:31:48.724
Uh...

00:31:48.807 --> 00:31:50.225
...A...

00:31:51.185 --> 00:31:53.103
Think, think, think.

00:31:53.187 --> 00:31:54.187
Annihilated.

00:31:58.984 --> 00:32:01.278
- Annihilated. Not fun!
- Shh.

00:32:01.361 --> 00:32:03.030
We gotta get out of here.

00:32:03.113 --> 00:32:04.174
Where are you...? Ow.

00:32:05.908 --> 00:32:08.077
Hey, stop! Hey!

00:32:08.577 --> 00:32:10.120
We gotta get out of here.

00:32:10.204 --> 00:32:11.205
No. Come back.

00:32:11.955 --> 00:32:13.040
- Whoa.
- Sorry.

00:32:13.999 --> 00:32:16.710
- Where are you going?
- You said, "Come back."

00:32:20.839 --> 00:32:21.839
Sorry, again.

00:32:22.674 --> 00:32:24.218
Bree, it got out!

00:32:29.223 --> 00:32:30.724
Sorry!

00:32:30.808 --> 00:32:32.202
- Where is it?
- Ayl

00:32:32.226 --> 00:32:34.728
Lucha Iibre, third floor.

00:32:37.106 --> 00:32:39.233
- Stop!
- Oh, no.

00:32:39.316 --> 00:32:41.568
Space! Final frontier!

00:32:45.197 --> 00:32:46.365
Whew!

00:32:48.325 --> 00:32:49.325
Uh-oh.

00:32:49.952 --> 00:32:51.912
Follow me!

00:32:51.995 --> 00:32:53.372
Sorry, he's with me.

00:32:53.455 --> 00:32:54.748
He is unaffected!

00:32:54.832 --> 00:32:55.833
Invincible one.

00:32:55.916 --> 00:32:57.000
Space Lord.

00:32:57.709 --> 00:32:59.628
Hi, I am insane.

00:33:01.004 --> 00:33:03.215
Follow me.

00:33:05.759 --> 00:33:07.761
Are we having fun with me?

00:33:08.428 --> 00:33:09.930
You bet!

00:33:12.808 --> 00:33:14.434
You have to find it.

00:33:14.518 --> 00:33:16.937
It's gotta be here somewhere.
Keep looking.

00:33:17.020 --> 00:33:19.106
Huh?

00:33:19.940 --> 00:33:21.066
Where is he?

00:33:21.150 --> 00:33:22.651
Where did they go?

00:33:23.318 --> 00:33:26.029
Hi, I'm Sally Squirrel.

00:33:27.739 --> 00:33:30.450
- Potty time! Sing with me!
- No! Shush!

00:33:30.534 --> 00:33:31.535
You are dead meat.

00:33:31.618 --> 00:33:32.619
Preschool forest.

00:33:32.703 --> 00:33:34.329
Number one or number two

00:33:34.413 --> 00:33:35.998
Let's learn where we pee and poo

00:33:36.081 --> 00:33:37.583
Power down, power down!

00:33:40.127 --> 00:33:43.005
Okay, everybody out.
Paws in the air.

00:33:43.922 --> 00:33:45.465
I know you're in there.

00:33:58.353 --> 00:34:00.230
Ugh! Really.

00:34:00.314 --> 00:34:02.232
- Barney!
- I'm sorry.

00:34:11.617 --> 00:34:13.052
How dare you! Are you
calling me a criminal?

00:34:13.076 --> 00:34:14.137
Mom, no, no, no.
You're not helping.

00:34:14.161 --> 00:34:16.246
I paid for it!

00:34:16.330 --> 00:34:19.082
- Hi, Absalom.
- Shh!

00:34:19.666 --> 00:34:21.501
I'm gonna take you home, okay?

00:34:21.585 --> 00:34:23.837
But you get
to choose your friends.

00:34:23.921 --> 00:34:25.047
And you don't choose me.

00:34:26.423 --> 00:34:29.051
I do, okay. I choose you.

00:34:29.134 --> 00:34:32.012
I can fix you, like Gran said,

00:34:32.095 --> 00:34:35.891
and I'll teach you
how to be my friend.

00:34:35.974 --> 00:34:37.476
Okay, Absalom.

00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:38.852
Okay.

00:34:38.936 --> 00:34:42.314
My registered name is Absalom,

00:34:42.397 --> 00:34:44.983
but my friends call me Barney.

00:34:46.151 --> 00:34:47.527
My friends call me...

00:34:48.779 --> 00:34:50.280
Ron Bintscatsco.

00:34:50.364 --> 00:34:52.950
Okay, Ron.

00:34:53.533 --> 00:34:54.868
Okay, Barney.

00:34:54.952 --> 00:34:56.152
One day parking ticket,

00:34:56.203 --> 00:34:57.263
next day firing squad.

00:34:57.287 --> 00:34:58.640
No, that's not
gonna be a problem.

00:34:58.664 --> 00:35:01.792
Hey, Barn. I am so sorry
about the B-Bot.

00:35:01.875 --> 00:35:02.960
I'll figure something out.

00:35:03.043 --> 00:35:04.419
It's okay, Dad. Not a problem.

00:35:05.587 --> 00:35:07.631
I... I think it's gonna be fine.

00:35:12.427 --> 00:35:15.681
93, 94, 95, 96,

00:35:15.764 --> 00:35:18.934
97, 98, 99!

00:35:23.272 --> 00:35:25.816
One hundred million units sold!

00:35:25.899 --> 00:35:27.401
Whoo! Yeah!

00:35:27.484 --> 00:35:30.362
Well, we made
100 million new friends,

00:35:30.445 --> 00:35:32.990
all helping kids connect,
meet each other,

00:35:33.073 --> 00:35:35.367
- interact.
- And all through their B-Bots.

00:35:35.450 --> 00:35:37.202
Making friends face-to-face?

00:35:37.286 --> 00:35:38.513
So last three millennia.

00:35:38.537 --> 00:35:39.597
That's not what...

00:35:39.621 --> 00:35:40.848
Some kids check in
with their bots

00:35:40.872 --> 00:35:43.625
a hundred times a day,
plus 11 times overnight.

00:35:43.709 --> 00:35:46.586
We've finally done it.
We've ended sleep.

00:35:46.670 --> 00:35:48.880
Uh, the algorithm
may need adjusting.

00:35:48.964 --> 00:35:50.590
Think of the data
we can harvest!

00:35:50.674 --> 00:35:51.967
No, no, no.
I designed them...

00:35:52.050 --> 00:35:54.136
- In my garage.
- ...for making friends.

00:35:54.219 --> 00:35:55.637
Into dollars.

00:35:55.721 --> 00:35:57.472
If our share price
goes any higher,

00:35:57.556 --> 00:35:59.599
we'll have to give it
a space suit.

00:35:59.683 --> 00:36:02.936
So what about the B-Bot
that punched a child?

00:36:06.106 --> 00:36:07.524
It hit a cop?

00:36:07.607 --> 00:36:09.109
And a child.

00:36:09.192 --> 00:36:11.528
It hit a cop.
We can't put that on the box.

00:36:11.611 --> 00:36:14.406
No, no. B-Bots are incapable
of violence.

00:36:14.489 --> 00:36:16.408
My algorithm totally ensures no...

00:36:16.491 --> 00:36:18.243
- Ow! Ow!
- Ow! Ow!

00:36:19.453 --> 00:36:21.371
- I better look into that.
- You think?

00:36:21.455 --> 00:36:24.082
I mean, what if someone
gets injured?

00:36:24.166 --> 00:36:26.126
I, for one, could not live

00:36:26.209 --> 00:36:28.587
with what that would do
to our share price.

00:36:28.670 --> 00:36:29.880
It's not a problem.

00:36:29.963 --> 00:36:32.466
We performed a complimentary
in-store crushing.

00:36:32.549 --> 00:36:34.009
Good! Uh...

00:36:34.092 --> 00:36:36.762
Because if that
was still out there,

00:36:37.346 --> 00:36:38.347
we'd be toast.

00:36:45.020 --> 00:36:47.439
Shh. Guys, no clucking.

00:36:50.359 --> 00:36:53.362
Okay, Ron.
How to be my friend.

00:36:56.865 --> 00:36:59.201
A bunch of your code
is missing, right?

00:36:59.284 --> 00:37:00.744
The settings
have not been uploaded.

00:37:00.827 --> 00:37:03.705
So, I'm gonna teach you
to be my friend.

00:37:03.789 --> 00:37:05.082
And then you can come to school.

00:37:05.165 --> 00:37:07.167
What is a friend, Barney?

00:37:07.250 --> 00:37:10.420
Well, a friend
is a person who, uh,

00:37:10.504 --> 00:37:12.089
Hikes, uh...

00:37:12.172 --> 00:37:13.673
Is always... I...

00:37:13.757 --> 00:37:15.926
A person who, uh, "likes,
is always, I."

00:37:16.009 --> 00:37:18.011
Okay.
Now I'm your best friend.

00:37:18.095 --> 00:37:19.805
Hey. Come back.

00:37:20.430 --> 00:37:23.266
No, no, no.
There's a lot more than that, Ron.

00:37:24.017 --> 00:37:25.977
You have to know
everything about me.

00:37:26.061 --> 00:37:27.938
You have to like me, obviously.

00:37:28.021 --> 00:37:30.857
Like all the same stuff as me,
and you have to be on my side.

00:37:30.941 --> 00:37:32.901
But don't hit people.
Even Rich Belcher.

00:37:33.610 --> 00:37:35.570
Hair, brown. Height, 4'11".

00:37:35.654 --> 00:37:38.865
5'11" would be better.
You could reach high objects.

00:37:38.949 --> 00:37:42.119
Hey. A friend likes
everything about you.

00:37:42.202 --> 00:37:43.620
- What?
- Let's go to school.

00:37:43.703 --> 00:37:45.872
You don't even know
where school is.

00:37:45.956 --> 00:37:49.334
Alice Springs, Allahabad,
Anchorage, Albuquerque.

00:37:51.086 --> 00:37:52.671
Ooh. A-ha!

00:37:52.754 --> 00:37:55.090
Mom! You're shorting
the power out!

00:38:07.936 --> 00:38:09.604
You gotta fit in.

00:38:11.773 --> 00:38:12.941
Huh?

00:38:13.024 --> 00:38:15.193
Likes. Rocks, chess, Pac-Man.

00:38:15.277 --> 00:38:16.445
- Bill the Bus.
- No!

00:38:16.528 --> 00:38:17.904
That was when I was,
like, two.

00:38:19.906 --> 00:38:21.408
Toast. But only for breakfast.

00:38:21.491 --> 00:38:23.160
Butter on its own.

00:38:23.243 --> 00:38:24.286
Mm!

00:38:33.462 --> 00:38:36.840
Dislikes. Possums,
musicals, school. Generally.

00:38:36.923 --> 00:38:38.216
The BuddyBench.

00:38:39.050 --> 00:38:41.928
Eugh! Worms. I don't trust
anything without a face.

00:38:47.267 --> 00:38:48.267
Stop!

00:38:48.310 --> 00:38:49.936
I am fitting in!

00:38:52.230 --> 00:38:53.857
You must always stay
within six feet.

00:38:53.940 --> 00:38:56.109
I will always stay
within six feet.

00:38:56.193 --> 00:38:57.319
Unless I say not to.

00:38:57.402 --> 00:38:59.404
I am not to stay
within six feet.

00:38:59.488 --> 00:39:01.281
No, no. Sometimes, yes.

00:39:01.364 --> 00:39:02.633
- Sometimes.
- And sometimes, no.

00:39:02.657 --> 00:39:04.493
- Yes.
- Like, if I had a bad day

00:39:04.576 --> 00:39:06.328
- or...
- Bad day. Always six feet.

00:39:10.415 --> 00:39:13.668
Allergies.
Goats, wool. Goats' wool.

00:39:13.752 --> 00:39:15.962
I'm basically allergic to life.

00:39:16.046 --> 00:39:17.714
That's why I like rocks.

00:39:17.797 --> 00:39:19.549
That is sad and also tragic.

00:39:19.633 --> 00:39:22.093
What are you into, huh?
Electricity?

00:39:22.177 --> 00:39:24.012
Electricity is better
than rocks.

00:39:24.095 --> 00:39:25.514
Ron, what are you...

00:39:30.685 --> 00:39:34.064
Whoo-hoo-hoo! You got it!
You got the six feet!

00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:39.569
Hey! No, no, no. That's...

00:39:39.653 --> 00:39:40.693
Barney?

00:39:41.279 --> 00:39:43.573
I got a little break.
You wanna do something?

00:39:43.657 --> 00:39:44.783
Chess, maybe?

00:39:45.367 --> 00:39:47.494
Uh, thanks, Dad. I'm good.

00:39:48.828 --> 00:39:49.829
Okay.

00:40:06.513 --> 00:40:07.931
- Rocks.
- Electricity.

00:40:08.014 --> 00:40:09.474
Rocks are better.

00:40:09.558 --> 00:40:11.601
- Electricity.
- Uh, I said rocks.

00:40:11.685 --> 00:40:13.228
I prefer electricity.

00:40:13.311 --> 00:40:15.313
- Rocks.
- Electricity.

00:40:16.106 --> 00:40:17.649
List friends.

00:40:17.732 --> 00:40:18.984
Uh, next question.

00:40:20.277 --> 00:40:23.113
You know, I'm... I'm not
actually unpopular, you know.

00:40:23.196 --> 00:40:24.781
That would mean
they know I exist.

00:40:24.864 --> 00:40:26.408
- Perhaps you don't.
- Hey!

00:40:26.491 --> 00:40:28.243
List relations.

00:40:28.326 --> 00:40:31.454
Dad, Donka,
some Bulgarian uncles.

00:40:31.538 --> 00:40:33.915
Donka says, actually,
one was possessed,

00:40:33.999 --> 00:40:37.043
but I think it might
have been a nut allergy.

00:40:39.504 --> 00:40:41.381
There was Mom, too, of course.

00:40:41.464 --> 00:40:44.092
But, uh,
she died when I was two.

00:40:45.260 --> 00:40:47.596
And Dad moved us out here.

00:40:48.638 --> 00:40:53.018
It doesn't make me sad exactly
'cause I... I can't remember.

00:40:53.518 --> 00:40:56.605
But it did make
things hard for Dad.

00:40:57.105 --> 00:40:59.024
She was returned
to the facility?

00:40:59.107 --> 00:41:03.028
I guess. No receipt.

00:41:05.530 --> 00:41:08.158
Scratches neck 14.5 times a day.

00:41:08.241 --> 00:41:10.702
- What are you doing?
- I am learning about my friend.

00:41:10.785 --> 00:41:11.995
Oh, cool.

00:41:12.078 --> 00:41:14.289
Please slap my hand
to show we are bonding.

00:41:14.372 --> 00:41:16.374
Oh! Okay.

00:41:17.667 --> 00:41:18.710
You went to sleep!

00:41:19.419 --> 00:41:21.504
No. It was a move.

00:41:21.588 --> 00:41:23.798
Am I now your best friend
out of the box?

00:41:23.882 --> 00:41:25.800
You're not still
after that sticker.

00:41:29.054 --> 00:41:31.306
Oh, no, Ron. I'm so sorry.
Hold on. Hold on.

00:41:31.389 --> 00:41:33.892
- Connect. Connect.
- No! Stop!

00:41:33.975 --> 00:41:37.145
- Oh, no! Not that one! Ron!
- Connect. Connect. Connect.

00:41:37.228 --> 00:41:40.231
That's Savannah's house!

00:41:40.315 --> 00:41:42.442
Okay, key light,
Malibu filter.

00:41:43.151 --> 00:41:44.402
- Perfect.
- Boom!

00:41:44.486 --> 00:41:45.862
Oh, hey, guys.

00:41:45.945 --> 00:41:47.364
You just caught me chilling.

00:41:49.824 --> 00:41:52.452
Afloat. Aquatic.

00:41:52.535 --> 00:41:54.454
Accident.

00:41:57.832 --> 00:41:59.501
What is that?

00:41:59.584 --> 00:42:02.671
It sounds like a giant snake.
Or an evil clown!

00:42:02.754 --> 00:42:03.755
They live in the woods,

00:42:03.838 --> 00:42:05.423
and their heads go
all the way around!

00:42:09.594 --> 00:42:10.905
- Evil clown! Evil clown!
- Sorry. I'm sorry.

00:42:10.929 --> 00:42:12.657
I'm just really wheezy, guys.
I've been running.

00:42:12.681 --> 00:42:13.848
Ron!

00:42:16.226 --> 00:42:17.477
Barney Pudowski?

00:42:23.024 --> 00:42:24.651
You've ruined my aesthetic.

00:42:24.734 --> 00:42:28.488
- Sorry, Savannah.
- Nice pool.

00:42:28.571 --> 00:42:32.075
Wait. Since when
did you even have a B-Bot?

00:42:32.158 --> 00:42:34.577
And... Whoa. Look at him.

00:42:34.661 --> 00:42:36.663
I'm sorry. We're going
right now. I just...

00:42:40.375 --> 00:42:42.460
Barney, your B-Bot is,
like, super weird.

00:42:42.544 --> 00:42:44.337
- Yeah.
- And naked?

00:42:44.421 --> 00:42:45.422
Ew!

00:42:45.505 --> 00:42:47.924
And hold on a sec.
Why hasn't it friended me?

00:42:48.007 --> 00:42:50.760
Would you like to friend
@theSavannahMeads?

00:42:50.844 --> 00:42:53.763
No. He can't do
any of that stuff.

00:42:53.847 --> 00:42:56.683
He can't make friends or...
He's useless at all that.

00:42:56.766 --> 00:42:59.644
- Can't make friends?
- What?

00:42:59.728 --> 00:43:01.479
Barney, don't say your weirdness

00:43:01.563 --> 00:43:03.022
has rubbed off on him.

00:43:03.106 --> 00:43:05.483
Making friends is, like,
what he's for.

00:43:05.567 --> 00:43:08.653
If he can't do that, he's,
like, literally pointless.

00:43:09.237 --> 00:43:12.407
Like, a lump of plastic
just following you around.

00:43:12.490 --> 00:43:14.492
Hashtag landfill.

00:43:15.076 --> 00:43:16.870
- I am for making friends?
- Ron...

00:43:16.953 --> 00:43:18.663
How do I make friends for Barney?

00:43:18.747 --> 00:43:20.123
Come.

00:43:20.206 --> 00:43:21.833
- Seriously?
- Ugh.

00:43:21.916 --> 00:43:24.377
You share stuff about him.

00:43:24.461 --> 00:43:27.505
Like pictures of his food
or his wake-up routine.

00:43:27.589 --> 00:43:28.923
You search
for people who know him

00:43:29.007 --> 00:43:30.717
or like the same stuff as him.

00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:33.261
You show them pictures,
and then you get comments,

00:43:33.344 --> 00:43:35.096
and then you get
people that like him,

00:43:35.180 --> 00:43:36.639
and then you get friend invites.

00:43:36.723 --> 00:43:39.100
- Boom! Now he has friends.
- Duh!

00:43:39.184 --> 00:43:40.727
Ron! We have to go!

00:43:40.810 --> 00:43:42.520
Does Barney need friends?

00:43:42.604 --> 00:43:45.023
Well, yeah! Or, fun fact,

00:43:45.106 --> 00:43:46.941
he will not survive
middle school.

00:43:47.025 --> 00:43:49.027
Savannah,
please don't tell anyone.

00:43:49.110 --> 00:43:52.697
I'm not supposed to have him.
He has to be a secret.

00:44:15.303 --> 00:44:17.555
She's rewiring los electricos.

00:44:17.639 --> 00:44:19.432
Okay. Unicorn poo.

00:44:20.683 --> 00:44:22.036
It's great.

00:44:22.060 --> 00:44:24.771
You like it!
Well, shipping date, um...

00:44:24.854 --> 00:44:27.190
Ow! It shocked me!

00:44:37.575 --> 00:44:39.744
Mind if I leave it on?

00:44:43.373 --> 00:44:45.542
I am literally pointless.

00:44:45.625 --> 00:44:46.709
What?

00:44:46.793 --> 00:44:48.837
I cannot make friends for you.

00:44:48.920 --> 00:44:52.006
Yeah. Well...

00:44:52.090 --> 00:44:54.092
I'm not so great at that either.

00:44:54.843 --> 00:44:58.721
You should see me
during recess. Oh, it sucks.

00:44:58.805 --> 00:45:00.932
I stand there every day,

00:45:01.015 --> 00:45:04.018
on my own,
on the edge of the yard,

00:45:04.602 --> 00:45:07.897
just hoping for a few people
to share a bench with.

00:45:07.981 --> 00:45:09.065
You know?

00:45:09.148 --> 00:45:11.568
But why would they?

00:45:12.318 --> 00:45:14.153
The last time any of them
came to my house,

00:45:14.237 --> 00:45:15.572
we set fire to them.

00:45:15.655 --> 00:45:17.615
Ow! Not again.

00:45:20.869 --> 00:45:23.288
I guess I'll just
sleep with it off.

00:45:24.372 --> 00:45:25.623
Good night, Ron.

00:45:48.021 --> 00:45:49.898
They're psychos!

00:45:51.608 --> 00:45:54.736
It is them! I'd recognize
those ears from space.

00:45:54.819 --> 00:45:58.573
Okay. Location. GPS.
Uh... Get up the grid.

00:45:58.656 --> 00:45:59.949
Where is it?

00:46:00.033 --> 00:46:02.493
Uh, it's not actually
on the network.

00:46:02.577 --> 00:46:04.579
That's impossible.
So, I don't believe you.

00:46:04.662 --> 00:46:06.372
We track every B-Bot.

00:46:06.456 --> 00:46:08.958
- Um, yeah, but...
- Then the kid.

00:46:09.042 --> 00:46:12.295
I want everything.
Contacts, shopping habits, shoe-size.

00:46:12.378 --> 00:46:14.255
You mean his private data?

00:46:14.339 --> 00:46:16.215
Sure.
Why else do we collect it?

00:46:16.299 --> 00:46:18.718
We've got nothing on him.
He hasn't friended anyone.

00:46:18.801 --> 00:46:21.012
He doesn't blog, post,
or share.

00:46:21.095 --> 00:46:22.096
Creepy.

00:46:22.180 --> 00:46:24.807
The video was posted
by @theSavannahMeads.

00:46:24.891 --> 00:46:27.101
Her whole life is online.

00:46:27.185 --> 00:46:29.771
Andrew. Is it true?
It's still out there?

00:46:29.854 --> 00:46:33.274
The store made an error.
They squished Sally Squirrel.

00:46:33.358 --> 00:46:34.668
Let's learn where we...

00:46:34.692 --> 00:46:37.445
That's awesome!

00:46:37.528 --> 00:46:39.364
What the heck
are you talking about?

00:46:39.447 --> 00:46:42.325
I looked into it. And...

00:46:44.327 --> 00:46:46.454
See? This is it!

00:46:46.537 --> 00:46:48.873
It's what I imagined
when I was his age.

00:46:48.957 --> 00:46:50.375
They're having fun!

00:46:50.458 --> 00:46:51.626
Fun?

00:46:52.418 --> 00:46:54.796
How... How can you
have fun offline?

00:46:54.879 --> 00:46:56.422
It's against nature.

00:46:56.506 --> 00:47:00.468
Andrew, I never programmed
B-Bots to laugh.

00:47:00.551 --> 00:47:03.429
I have to understand this.
Can we get a hold of it?

00:47:04.222 --> 00:47:05.473
Ho-ho, we will.

00:47:18.653 --> 00:47:21.489
My aerial?
No power in whole street?

00:47:21.572 --> 00:47:23.616
No. No idea.

00:47:31.749 --> 00:47:34.877
What? Ron, no!
You have to hide.

00:47:34.961 --> 00:47:36.129
You're not ready.

00:47:37.130 --> 00:47:39.924
I'm sorry. I'll be back soon.

00:47:56.482 --> 00:47:58.860
There are no friends in the shed.

00:48:00.486 --> 00:48:02.655
Hi! I am Barney's B-Bot.

00:48:02.739 --> 00:48:04.449
I live in the shed.

00:48:04.532 --> 00:48:06.909
- I am for making friends.
- Idiot!

00:48:06.993 --> 00:48:11.080
I am sharing Barney's breakfast.
Do you like it?

00:48:11.164 --> 00:48:13.374
How about you?

00:48:15.543 --> 00:48:18.379
Would you like to comment
on this picture, old woman?

00:48:18.463 --> 00:48:22.341
Barney likes rocks, asthma inhalers,
and his grandmother's food.

00:48:22.425 --> 00:48:25.303
Will you come to my secret
shed and like him?

00:48:28.056 --> 00:48:30.183
No. No, no. No.

00:48:31.350 --> 00:48:33.686
Barney likes rock hammers, too!

00:48:34.353 --> 00:48:35.706
I'm gonna be late.

00:48:35.730 --> 00:48:37.106
My pants are on backwards.

00:48:37.190 --> 00:48:39.192
That was Barney's wake-up routine!

00:48:39.275 --> 00:48:40.777
- Okay.
- Friend request.

00:48:40.860 --> 00:48:41.861
Friend request.

00:48:54.373 --> 00:48:55.958
So a prime number

00:48:56.042 --> 00:48:58.211
is a natural number
greater than one

00:48:58.294 --> 00:48:59.921
that cannot be divided
by any number.

00:49:00.004 --> 00:49:01.255
I know you're keen,

00:49:01.339 --> 00:49:03.716
but it's not quite recess yet, Barney.

00:49:04.300 --> 00:49:07.261
Oh, my asthma.
I need my inhaler, ma'am.

00:49:07.345 --> 00:49:09.305
Uh, I'll be one minute.

00:49:15.353 --> 00:49:17.814
Ron! What are you doing here?

00:49:17.897 --> 00:49:19.899
There are no friends in the shed.

00:49:19.982 --> 00:49:21.818
I am for making friends.

00:49:21.901 --> 00:49:24.362
No! No, no, no. You have to go
before they come out for...

00:49:26.364 --> 00:49:27.740
Recess.

00:49:30.409 --> 00:49:32.245
You have two new messages.

00:49:32.328 --> 00:49:34.038
Only two?

00:49:34.122 --> 00:49:35.832
Hey, Barn.
You got a B-Bot?

00:49:35.915 --> 00:49:37.416
- Hey.

00:49:38.835 --> 00:49:39.919
Awesome.

00:49:40.419 --> 00:49:41.921
Huh. Well, that went well.

00:49:42.004 --> 00:49:43.089
I thought so.

00:49:44.465 --> 00:49:45.675
Okay.

00:49:46.676 --> 00:49:47.802
Come on.

00:49:48.344 --> 00:49:51.681
Wow, that's so minimalistic.
It's like a blank canvas.

00:49:53.182 --> 00:49:54.809
Friend request.

00:49:58.980 --> 00:50:00.398
Recess.

00:50:00.481 --> 00:50:02.358
Maybe it'll be okay.

00:50:02.441 --> 00:50:03.985
Recess will not suck.

00:50:04.068 --> 00:50:06.279
You will have friends
to sit with on a bench.

00:50:06.362 --> 00:50:09.157
I don't know.
Yeah. I guess.

00:50:09.240 --> 00:50:10.449
You will.

00:50:10.533 --> 00:50:12.535
- I have brought you some.
- What?

00:50:12.618 --> 00:50:14.704
I am literally not landfill.

00:50:16.164 --> 00:50:18.084
This is so crazy.

00:50:20.418 --> 00:50:22.128
Ron! Wait!

00:50:26.424 --> 00:50:28.092
You have five new friends.

00:50:28.176 --> 00:50:29.552
I did a search for them.

00:50:29.635 --> 00:50:33.097
Shayne likes low-priced alcohol
and conspiracy theories.

00:50:33.181 --> 00:50:35.183
He believes there's
a secret lizard government

00:50:35.266 --> 00:50:36.767
- beneath Switzerland.
- Shh.

00:50:36.851 --> 00:50:38.686
He will friend you
if he can stay in the shed.

00:50:38.769 --> 00:50:42.106
Barney! Bro! Just for a year.
Two max.

00:50:42.190 --> 00:50:43.774
Are those your friends, Barney?

00:50:43.858 --> 00:50:44.984
Is this, like, a rave?

00:50:45.067 --> 00:50:47.486
This friend shared
your breakfast and liked it.

00:50:47.570 --> 00:50:48.571
Oh, yeah!

00:50:48.654 --> 00:50:50.031
He gets hungry like you.

00:50:50.114 --> 00:50:53.367
Your neighbor Mrs. Baxter's parrot
has one friend in common with you.

00:50:53.451 --> 00:50:54.911
Your neighbor, Mrs. Baxter.

00:50:54.994 --> 00:50:57.205
He commented on your photo.

00:50:57.288 --> 00:51:00.166
He has done other things
on your photo, too.

00:51:01.042 --> 00:51:02.418
Margaret will friend you

00:51:02.501 --> 00:51:03.502
- and share her...
- No.

00:51:03.586 --> 00:51:05.147
...purse, watch, anything

00:51:05.171 --> 00:51:06.923
it! please, please just let her go.

00:51:07.006 --> 00:51:09.926
Now you have friends to
sit with on a bench at recess.

00:51:10.635 --> 00:51:12.553
I'm so sorry.
You can't be here.

00:51:13.721 --> 00:51:15.848
Barney, meet friend number five.

00:51:15.932 --> 00:51:18.726
This tiny bald man
likes your picture so much,

00:51:18.809 --> 00:51:19.936
he is eating it.

00:51:20.019 --> 00:51:22.688
There he is! Logan!

00:51:23.356 --> 00:51:25.024
Friend request, friend request.

00:51:25.107 --> 00:51:27.193
- Ron?
- Ron, Ron, Ron.

00:51:27.276 --> 00:51:30.238
- Yeah! Come on!
- Ron, Ron, Ron!

00:51:30.321 --> 00:51:32.531
Savannah Meads' mom
didn't recognize the boy.

00:51:32.615 --> 00:51:33.616
We're at her school now.

00:51:33.699 --> 00:51:34.699
Okay, sure.

00:51:35.743 --> 00:51:37.787
We keep this low-key, people.
Discreet.

00:51:37.870 --> 00:51:39.538
Nice and quiet, okay?

00:51:39.622 --> 00:51:41.791
- Love you guys!
- Ron, Ron, Ron.

00:51:42.959 --> 00:51:44.460
Pudowski!

00:51:45.211 --> 00:51:46.879
Yeah!

00:51:46.963 --> 00:51:49.006
Sticking it to the man!

00:51:49.090 --> 00:51:51.300
Principal's office. Now!

00:51:54.595 --> 00:51:56.722
Hey, bros. Ho-ho-ho-ho.

00:51:58.307 --> 00:52:00.142
Come on, Pudowski. Move it!

00:52:02.061 --> 00:52:04.105
You're not new, are you?

00:52:04.188 --> 00:52:05.948
You're that crazy broken dude
who punched me.

00:52:05.982 --> 00:52:07.191
How'd you do that?

00:52:08.025 --> 00:52:10.653
I have no mega safety controls
and stuff.

00:52:10.736 --> 00:52:14.240
Safety settings, parental controls,
account limits, all off!

00:52:14.323 --> 00:52:16.075
That's how come he hit you, dude!

00:52:16.158 --> 00:52:18.661
I want mine like that.
Then it can hit me, too!

00:52:18.744 --> 00:52:20.288
I could get R-rated movies.

00:52:20.371 --> 00:52:22.540
Copy him. Find that code.

00:52:23.582 --> 00:52:24.792
Unlock.

00:52:25.459 --> 00:52:26.460
Unlock.

00:52:26.544 --> 00:52:28.254
He's gonna get us a trillion views!

00:52:29.380 --> 00:52:31.149
I don't like you.

00:52:31.173 --> 00:52:32.466
I don't like you.

00:52:40.766 --> 00:52:41.976
Hey, guys.

00:52:42.059 --> 00:52:44.061
Savannah. What's going on?

00:52:44.145 --> 00:52:45.896
It's Bubble!

00:52:45.980 --> 00:52:49.317
My post is such a hit,
the whole company's following me.

00:52:49.400 --> 00:52:50.568
What post?

00:52:50.651 --> 00:52:52.236
Twenty thousand friends love...

00:52:54.572 --> 00:52:57.950
What?
I said he has to be a secret.

00:52:58.034 --> 00:53:00.369
I know. But it went crazy!

00:53:01.537 --> 00:53:03.664
You're such an actual freak, Barney,

00:53:03.748 --> 00:53:05.750
it's, like, almost cool.

00:53:09.003 --> 00:53:10.504
Pudowski!

00:53:11.172 --> 00:53:13.382
Pudowski! What is going on?

00:53:14.342 --> 00:53:15.926
Nothing, Ms. Hartley.

00:53:16.010 --> 00:53:17.887
You brought in a baby?

00:53:17.970 --> 00:53:19.638
Artificially sweetened beverages?

00:53:19.722 --> 00:53:21.140
- A parrot.
- A parrot.

00:53:21.223 --> 00:53:24.685
Where is the bot?

00:53:26.270 --> 00:53:28.189
Call head office.

00:53:28.272 --> 00:53:30.232
Get him, boys.

00:53:31.484 --> 00:53:33.194
Unlock, unlock, unlock.

00:53:33.277 --> 00:53:34.487
Get 'em!

00:53:38.657 --> 00:53:40.242
- Unlock.
- Uh...

00:53:40.326 --> 00:53:42.661
Okay. Buy 10,000 mechbucks.

00:53:43.579 --> 00:53:46.457
Whoa! It works!
BubblePay has no limits!

00:53:46.540 --> 00:53:48.042
Give me weapons.
Give me upgrades.

00:53:48.626 --> 00:53:50.002
All upgrades unlocked.

00:53:50.086 --> 00:53:51.212
Hey! Jerk of Thrones.

00:53:51.796 --> 00:53:53.923
- What?
- Get them!

00:53:54.006 --> 00:53:56.425
Hey! Those are our bots!

00:53:56.509 --> 00:53:58.010
- Give them back!
- Whoa!

00:53:58.094 --> 00:54:00.137
Levelling up!

00:54:00.221 --> 00:54:01.931
- Whoa!
- My prank, Noah.

00:54:02.014 --> 00:54:03.182
Thanks for the ride. Oh!

00:54:03.265 --> 00:54:04.265
Rich, come back!

00:54:04.308 --> 00:54:06.644
Yo, Sav. Who's lame now?

00:54:06.727 --> 00:54:08.854
- Hey!
- Unlock.

00:54:08.938 --> 00:54:10.272
Do you wanna connect

00:54:10.356 --> 00:54:12.358
to all the users
of the Bubble network?

00:54:12.441 --> 00:54:15.403
You can access them all?
Um, yeah!

00:54:15.486 --> 00:54:18.364
Okay, hi, um, everyone in the world.

00:54:18.447 --> 00:54:20.366
This is @theSavannahMeads.

00:54:20.449 --> 00:54:23.285
And this is
Nonsuch Middle School.

00:54:25.037 --> 00:54:26.497
Incoming!

00:54:28.416 --> 00:54:32.378
It's Mad Max meets
Sesame Streetlive streaming.

00:54:32.461 --> 00:54:34.755
We think the safety controls
are off on all the bots.

00:54:34.839 --> 00:54:36.590
Uh, let's send out a patch.

00:54:36.674 --> 00:54:37.674
Yeah, we're on it!

00:54:40.302 --> 00:54:41.637
That was awesome!

00:54:42.346 --> 00:54:43.514
What the...?

00:54:43.597 --> 00:54:45.182
You shall not pass.

00:54:45.266 --> 00:54:46.892
KiSS my Sith Lord butt!

00:54:46.976 --> 00:54:48.602
Rabbits, attack!

00:54:48.686 --> 00:54:50.646
Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!

00:54:54.233 --> 00:54:55.818
Book a party at a night club.

00:54:55.901 --> 00:54:57.778
Invite everyone.
Except Savannah.

00:54:57.862 --> 00:54:58.946
Everybody, stop!

00:54:59.029 --> 00:55:00.029
Hey, Rich!

00:55:00.072 --> 00:55:02.450
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- Catch!

00:55:03.367 --> 00:55:05.035
Whoo!

00:55:05.119 --> 00:55:06.871
You got this on the live, bro?

00:55:09.498 --> 00:55:11.083
For the views!

00:55:11.167 --> 00:55:13.961
So it's basically kind of
the apocalypse, but fun!

00:55:14.044 --> 00:55:15.880
Hey, cut it out, Sav.
This is my thing.

00:55:15.963 --> 00:55:17.715
Sorry, Rich. I have...

00:55:17.798 --> 00:55:20.092
Four million, four hundred
and thirty-two views.

00:55:20.176 --> 00:55:22.595
Oh, Australia's waking up.
G'day, guys.

00:55:22.678 --> 00:55:25.264
We're about to be shamed
by a whole other hemisphere.

00:55:25.347 --> 00:55:26.932
I'm @theSavannahMeads.

00:55:27.016 --> 00:55:29.810
And this is a giant monkey...

00:55:29.894 --> 00:55:33.189
zombie mash-up that's
basically trashing our school.

00:55:33.272 --> 00:55:35.399
- Patch in one minute.
- Are you knitting this thing?

00:55:35.483 --> 00:55:37.526
- Do something!
- Hello?

00:55:37.610 --> 00:55:38.610
It's nearly pickup!

00:55:39.570 --> 00:55:41.489
Brains!

00:55:42.907 --> 00:55:45.868
Ha-ha! And I'm Rich Belcher
from Prank You Very Much.

00:55:45.951 --> 00:55:46.952
Get this.

00:55:47.036 --> 00:55:48.245
Hey, hey.

00:55:48.329 --> 00:55:49.371
Snack!

00:55:59.423 --> 00:56:00.966
It pooped me.

00:56:01.467 --> 00:56:03.511
Sharing "It pooped me."

00:56:03.594 --> 00:56:04.946
- Sharing "It pooped me."
- Sharing.

00:56:04.970 --> 00:56:06.597
- No. Stop it.
- Shanng.Shanng.Shanng.

00:56:06.680 --> 00:56:08.440
- Don't share that.
- Sharing "It pooped me."

00:56:08.516 --> 00:56:09.725
Uploading the patch now!

00:56:16.440 --> 00:56:17.650
That's the patch.

00:56:17.733 --> 00:56:20.569
Just in time.
Good thing nobody saw it.

00:56:21.612 --> 00:56:24.114
You just killed Bubble, Marc.

00:56:24.198 --> 00:56:26.408
Spread out. Find the rogue.

00:56:27.243 --> 00:56:31.038
How can I put this gently?
Get out!

00:56:37.586 --> 00:56:39.338
Hi, Barney.

00:56:39.421 --> 00:56:41.632
We have 43 new friends.

00:56:41.715 --> 00:56:44.552
Maybe you do.
But I've been kicked out.

00:56:46.178 --> 00:56:48.138
This way.

00:56:48.222 --> 00:56:49.306
Ugh!

00:57:06.407 --> 00:57:09.618
How could you?
You dumb bot!

00:57:10.619 --> 00:57:12.288
I'm in so much trouble now.

00:57:12.871 --> 00:57:15.916
All you had to do was just fit in.

00:57:16.000 --> 00:57:17.376
What was the point of even...?

00:57:17.459 --> 00:57:19.461
Barney, are you my friend?

00:57:19.545 --> 00:57:20.379
What?

00:57:20.462 --> 00:57:22.047
What do you mean?

00:57:22.131 --> 00:57:25.259
My dad bought you for me.

00:57:26.176 --> 00:57:27.344
What's that?

00:57:38.647 --> 00:57:40.024
Where are you going?

00:57:40.107 --> 00:57:41.734
Friendship is a two-way street.

00:57:41.817 --> 00:57:42.836
- What?
- I get to choose.

00:57:42.860 --> 00:57:44.194
You taught me.

00:57:44.278 --> 00:57:46.238
I didn't say
be more than six feet.

00:57:46.322 --> 00:57:48.073
But you are having a bad day.

00:57:48.157 --> 00:57:50.117
You know what? I don't care.
Fine! Go on then.

00:57:50.200 --> 00:57:51.410
- I am going.
- Uh-huh.

00:57:51.493 --> 00:57:53.037
- Okay.
- Okay. I'll...

00:57:53.120 --> 00:57:54.413
- Okay.
- Okay!

00:58:01.003 --> 00:58:02.963
Adio's, registered-name-Absalom.

00:58:03.047 --> 00:58:05.257
Adio's, Absalom's B-Bot.

00:58:08.427 --> 00:58:10.220
It's trending in 13 countries!

00:58:10.304 --> 00:58:11.489
They've searched the school, Marc.

00:58:11.513 --> 00:58:12.514
They didn't find it.

00:58:12.598 --> 00:58:14.642
Bubble shares are crashing.
Down 43%.

00:58:14.725 --> 00:58:17.686
We've got thousands of parents
complaining about B-Bot safety.

00:58:17.770 --> 00:58:21.148
We've got thousands of kids complaining
their bots won't do the same stuff!

00:58:21.231 --> 00:58:23.692
Marc, what do we do?

00:58:23.776 --> 00:58:26.654
I... Uh, I've...

00:58:26.737 --> 00:58:28.113
I wonder.

00:58:30.783 --> 00:58:34.620
Maybe being a guy who makes
his friends out of skateboards

00:58:34.703 --> 00:58:37.331
doesn't equip you to run
a global tech giant.

00:58:37.414 --> 00:58:39.249
Mm!

00:58:39.333 --> 00:58:40.793
Okay. Here's our story.

00:58:40.876 --> 00:58:42.252
We blame everything on the rogue.

00:58:42.336 --> 00:58:44.463
A single unit with a minor coding error.

00:58:44.546 --> 00:58:46.131
Minor? But the riot.

00:58:46.215 --> 00:58:48.175
What riot?
We hose down the Internet.

00:58:48.258 --> 00:58:49.927
Delete every video.
Take down every post.

00:58:50.010 --> 00:58:51.345
Any TV station broadcasts it,

00:58:51.428 --> 00:58:53.472
we buy the station and
replace it with cat videos,

00:58:53.555 --> 00:58:55.224
then we sue the kids
for misuse of product

00:58:55.307 --> 00:58:56.850
unless they sign a binding yada, yada,

00:58:56.934 --> 00:58:58.977
and send the principal a fruit basket.

00:58:59.561 --> 00:59:01.522
But what does the genius think?

00:59:03.107 --> 00:59:06.652
Okay. Andrew, you do this.

00:59:07.236 --> 00:59:09.446
Sweetjustice pie.

00:59:09.530 --> 00:59:10.739
Hey, run off back to your lab

00:59:10.823 --> 00:59:12.623
and invent something
that doesn't kill us all.

00:59:12.658 --> 00:59:15.661
And, uh, you got an algorithm
for refilling this?

00:59:16.662 --> 00:59:18.330
We got an address from the school.

00:59:18.414 --> 00:59:20.249
Pudowski. Oak Hill Drive.

00:59:20.332 --> 00:59:22.084
Bing bong belushi!

00:59:28.006 --> 00:59:29.883
Huh?

00:59:30.592 --> 00:59:33.679
No. But Barney
doesn't even have a B-Bot.

00:59:33.762 --> 00:59:36.598
All the kids at school
confirm he does, Mr. Pudowski.

00:59:36.682 --> 00:59:37.975
He started a riot.

00:59:38.058 --> 00:59:40.185
I'm sorry, are you calling
my son a liar?

00:59:40.269 --> 00:59:42.271
Oh, Barney.

00:59:55.617 --> 00:59:58.620
Barney, are you my friend?

01:00:01.832 --> 01:00:04.084
"Know everything about me."

01:00:06.211 --> 01:00:08.380
"Stay within six feet of me."

01:00:10.924 --> 01:00:12.926
"Like me."

01:00:17.055 --> 01:00:18.766
Huh?

01:00:20.601 --> 01:00:22.436
Ron!

01:00:23.771 --> 01:00:24.772
What are you doing?

01:00:24.855 --> 01:00:27.399
Returning myself to the facility.

01:00:27.483 --> 01:00:28.817
I am a dumb bot.

01:00:28.901 --> 01:00:32.654
No! No, you're not.
I'm so sorry.

01:00:33.572 --> 01:00:35.491
I was wrong.

01:00:35.574 --> 01:00:38.869
We did not fix me.
I did not fit in.

01:00:38.952 --> 01:00:41.330
Who cares? Neither do I.

01:00:41.413 --> 01:00:46.126
It doesn't matter.
'Cause you are my friend.

01:00:51.006 --> 01:00:53.050
Your best friend out of the box?

01:01:22.120 --> 01:01:25.332
But still don't burn my underpants.

01:01:25.415 --> 01:01:28.043
You know, I have been
worried about him, but, uh,

01:01:28.126 --> 01:01:29.878
I just...
I work these crazy hours.

01:01:29.962 --> 01:01:31.171
The bot's in there?

01:01:31.255 --> 01:01:32.631
Okay. This thing is dangerous.

01:01:32.714 --> 01:01:34.508
We need to destroy it.

01:01:36.885 --> 01:01:38.136
- Let's run.
- Barney,

01:01:38.220 --> 01:01:39.847
are you in there?

01:01:39.930 --> 01:01:41.682
Just you and me.

01:01:41.765 --> 01:01:42.909
Mom, do you have a key?

01:01:42.933 --> 01:01:44.369
We don't need anyone else.

01:01:44.393 --> 01:01:47.896
Hey, you're not in trouble.
Please, just let me in.

01:01:50.858 --> 01:01:52.067
Where is he?

01:01:54.403 --> 01:01:55.612
- Shh.
- No clucking.

01:01:55.696 --> 01:01:56.840
Could he be with a friend?

01:01:56.864 --> 01:02:00.576
Well, he...
he doesn't really have any.

01:02:12.045 --> 01:02:13.589
Hey! Isn't that the kid?

01:02:13.672 --> 01:02:16.008
Go! Go, go, go!

01:02:16.091 --> 01:02:17.217
He's getting away!

01:02:18.260 --> 01:02:19.887
We need to go faster!

01:02:19.970 --> 01:02:20.971
No problem!

01:02:25.309 --> 01:02:27.352
Ron, you did it! Yes!

01:02:30.856 --> 01:02:32.691
Hey, down here!

01:02:34.359 --> 01:02:36.862
Hey, stop! Come back!
We just want the bot!

01:02:39.531 --> 01:02:41.199
Quick!

01:02:43.327 --> 01:02:44.453
Shh.

01:02:44.536 --> 01:02:47.915
"Poop Girl" is trending.
You have 19,032,000 likes.

01:02:50.292 --> 01:02:52.210
- He went this way!
- Shh.

01:02:52.294 --> 01:02:54.504
Hey, miss.
You seen a boy and a bot?

01:02:56.465 --> 01:02:58.091
Do I look like I care?

01:02:59.009 --> 01:03:01.219
Okay, sorry. My bad.

01:03:01.303 --> 01:03:02.512
What's going on?

01:03:02.596 --> 01:03:04.306
Bubble are looking for Ron.

01:03:04.389 --> 01:03:06.516
They blame him for the riot.
I have to protect him.

01:03:06.600 --> 01:03:08.644
Hey, dude.
I think that was Poop Girl.

01:03:09.853 --> 01:03:11.772
Savannah?

01:03:11.855 --> 01:03:14.149
"Poop Girl" has 20 million and 56...

01:03:15.734 --> 01:03:18.278
Poop Girl. That's...

01:03:18.362 --> 01:03:21.573
That's who I'm gonna be
for my whole life.

01:03:21.657 --> 01:03:22.657
No.

01:03:23.617 --> 01:03:25.118
You sure he's not back there?

01:03:25.202 --> 01:03:26.662
- We gotta go.
- Wait.

01:03:27.204 --> 01:03:29.289
You're running away?
To the woods?

01:03:29.373 --> 01:03:31.500
Please don't tell anyone this time.

01:03:31.583 --> 01:03:33.335
There are evil clowns
in there, Barney.

01:03:33.418 --> 01:03:35.170
Their heads go
all the way around.

01:03:35.253 --> 01:03:37.923
That's owls, Savannah. I promise!

01:03:43.136 --> 01:03:46.765
You lost them? No, no, no.
This is not happening.

01:03:48.266 --> 01:03:49.309
You know what?

01:03:49.393 --> 01:03:51.645
Access the cameras
on every B-Bot in town.

01:03:51.728 --> 01:03:53.271
Use B-Bots to spy?

01:03:53.355 --> 01:03:56.942
No. We're just recording
for training and monitoring purposes.

01:03:57.025 --> 01:03:59.069
- But Marc would never...
- Marc put a camera

01:03:59.152 --> 01:04:01.405
within six feet of every
young consumer in the country.

01:04:01.488 --> 01:04:03.949
And now you're worried about privacy?

01:04:04.032 --> 01:04:05.492
Turn on the mics, too.

01:04:05.575 --> 01:04:07.536
Listen out for "Barney," "Rogue Bot,"

01:04:07.619 --> 01:04:10.622
"Profit-sucking plastic
psycho." That kind of thing.

01:04:10.706 --> 01:04:14.292
We'll find him. Wherever he is
in that Podunk town!

01:04:17.421 --> 01:04:19.923
- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Whoo-hoo.

01:04:31.893 --> 01:04:33.770
Whoo!

01:04:46.867 --> 01:04:48.452
Whoo.

01:04:49.327 --> 01:04:51.038
- Ron.
- In yourface.

01:04:53.957 --> 01:04:56.501
Come on, Space Lord, fight me!

01:04:56.585 --> 01:04:57.711
You need a stick.

01:04:57.794 --> 01:04:59.838
- Searching for stick.
- Huh?

01:04:59.921 --> 01:05:01.131
Is this one good?

01:05:01.214 --> 01:05:02.507
Come back and let me hurt you.

01:05:02.591 --> 01:05:04.176
Ron! That's way too big
for a stick!

01:05:04.259 --> 01:05:06.136
Look at mine compared to yours!

01:05:06.219 --> 01:05:07.679
Please help.

01:05:07.763 --> 01:05:10.390
You have 0.85 friends.

01:05:10.474 --> 01:05:12.160
- You have 0.7 friends.
- Oh, wow, you're sinking.

01:05:12.184 --> 01:05:14.644
Hold on. Just...

01:05:14.728 --> 01:05:16.229
You have 0.2 friends.

01:05:16.313 --> 01:05:17.457
Grab my hands!
I'm gonna get you out.

01:05:17.481 --> 01:05:18.481
I'm gonna get you out.

01:05:25.155 --> 01:05:27.074
You know what? You choose.

01:05:27.657 --> 01:05:29.659
Two-way street, right?

01:05:29.743 --> 01:05:30.827
That way is good.

01:05:30.911 --> 01:05:32.311
No, wait, wait.
Where are you going?

01:05:33.121 --> 01:05:36.833
Ron. Hey, wait.
Stop! Stop, stop.

01:05:38.877 --> 01:05:40.754
No! Ron!

01:05:49.721 --> 01:05:51.181
Gotcha! Whoa!

01:05:53.350 --> 01:05:54.935
Gotcha!

01:05:59.106 --> 01:06:02.359
What? Why on earth
would you do that?

01:06:02.442 --> 01:06:03.944
Do I have to like the path you like?

01:06:04.027 --> 01:06:07.114
No!
But your path sucks!

01:06:07.197 --> 01:06:10.200
And seriously?
Off a cliff?

01:06:10.283 --> 01:06:11.284
I like,

01:06:11.368 --> 01:06:13.662
"Seriously?
Off a cliff?"

01:06:13.745 --> 01:06:15.080
That way is good.

01:06:15.580 --> 01:06:17.249
Log.Log.

01:06:17.332 --> 01:06:18.625
- Log.
- Here.

01:06:19.835 --> 01:06:21.795
Been eating
too much electricity?

01:06:21.878 --> 01:06:24.548
- Your muscles are under-sized.
- No, they're not.

01:06:28.635 --> 01:06:29.886
Hey, Ron.

01:06:30.470 --> 01:06:33.890
Tell me something about you.
I never asked.

01:06:34.558 --> 01:06:37.144
I am a Bubble generation one B-Bot.

01:06:37.227 --> 01:06:39.646
I currently have one friend.

01:06:45.652 --> 01:06:48.655
- Oh, wow. I found it.
- Nice!

01:06:49.447 --> 01:06:50.448
You wanna share?

01:06:55.120 --> 01:06:58.331
You have not shared
29 friend invites.

01:06:59.541 --> 01:07:01.459
Yeah. I know.

01:07:02.961 --> 01:07:05.881
If you don't ask, they can't say no.

01:07:06.756 --> 01:07:08.008
Problem solved.

01:07:12.804 --> 01:07:15.098
You know who I had at my party
when I was six?

01:07:15.182 --> 01:07:18.101
Savannah and Rich. For real.

01:07:18.643 --> 01:07:21.938
They were my friends just
because they lived nearby.

01:07:22.022 --> 01:07:26.651
But at some point you just...
You just get it...

01:07:27.652 --> 01:07:29.452
that you're not gonna be
one of the cool kids.

01:07:32.699 --> 01:07:34.534
Hey, who cares, right?

01:07:34.618 --> 01:07:37.704
'Cause I currently have
one friend, too.

01:07:38.955 --> 01:07:40.832
How long will we live in the woods?

01:07:40.916 --> 01:07:42.709
I don't know.

01:07:46.338 --> 01:07:47.756
Forever?

01:07:55.805 --> 01:07:57.766
Do you know any stories, Ron?

01:07:57.849 --> 01:08:00.602
I can create one
from my available data.

01:08:00.685 --> 01:08:01.937
It will be called

01:08:02.020 --> 01:08:04.397
"The Awesome Adventures
of Absalom of Addis Ababa

01:08:04.481 --> 01:08:06.524
"and His Android, Alan."

01:08:08.193 --> 01:08:10.779
Once upon a time in Addis Ababa,

01:08:10.862 --> 01:08:13.573
capital city of Ethiopia,
sovereign state in the Horn of Africa,

01:08:13.657 --> 01:08:15.200
with 100 million inhabitants,

01:08:15.283 --> 01:08:19.996
lived Absalom and his friend Alan,
a generation one android.

01:08:20.622 --> 01:08:22.290
That's a nice story.

01:08:34.970 --> 01:08:36.888
Shall we check your
messages one more time?

01:08:36.972 --> 01:08:38.658
- Yeah, sure.
- "Poop Girl" is trending.

01:08:38.682 --> 01:08:40.482
Savannah unfriended me?
Unfriend her!

01:08:40.517 --> 01:08:42.745
Well, anyone with a brain cell
should block Rich Belcher.

01:08:42.769 --> 01:08:44.330
Message to anyone with a brain cell.

01:08:44.354 --> 01:08:46.189
They what?
It wasn't my fault.

01:08:46.273 --> 01:08:48.084
Shall we check your
messages one more time?

01:08:48.108 --> 01:08:49.734
My algorithm. What?

01:08:52.529 --> 01:08:53.673
Did you see Savannah?

01:08:53.697 --> 01:08:54.864
Poop Girl, right?

01:08:54.948 --> 01:08:56.092
I'm so glad
I am not her right now.

01:08:56.116 --> 01:08:57.301
You dropped her
from this chat, right?

01:08:57.325 --> 01:08:58.386
Dropping Savannah
from this chat.

01:08:58.410 --> 01:08:59.470
Someone did a remix.

01:08:59.494 --> 01:09:02.163
ltpoopedme

01:09:02.247 --> 01:09:03.373
It pooped me

01:09:03.456 --> 01:09:05.792
Who did that?

01:09:05.875 --> 01:09:07.335
Anonymouse3 created it.

01:09:07.419 --> 01:09:10.839
23 million friends love
"Poop Girl, the Remix!"

01:09:15.844 --> 01:09:18.263
Hi. Uh,
we're Barney's...

01:09:20.807 --> 01:09:23.101
He hasn't come home.

01:09:23.184 --> 01:09:25.979
And, yeah. So we're just...

01:09:26.062 --> 01:09:28.064
We're checking with his, uh...

01:09:28.148 --> 01:09:29.524
his fellow children.

01:09:29.607 --> 01:09:31.276
You are Barney's friend.

01:09:31.359 --> 01:09:32.819
You come to his birthday party.

01:09:33.987 --> 01:09:35.780
My goat eat your slap bracelet.

01:09:35.864 --> 01:09:37.824
Oh! That party.

01:09:37.907 --> 01:09:40.869
Do you have any idea where he is?

01:09:41.453 --> 01:09:42.454
Uh...

01:09:42.537 --> 01:09:45.415
No, I, uh... Sorry.

01:09:50.587 --> 01:09:55.258
Oh, Mom. I work round
the clock selling novelty junk

01:09:55.342 --> 01:09:57.844
just to try to give him a life.

01:09:57.927 --> 01:10:01.890
But I'm blowing it, Mom.
I... I've lost touch with him

01:10:01.973 --> 01:10:03.516
Why didn't he come to me?

01:10:03.600 --> 01:10:06.728
Sometimes kid protect grown-up.

01:10:06.811 --> 01:10:07.896
That's not right.

01:10:07.979 --> 01:10:09.356
He will be okay.

01:10:09.439 --> 01:10:12.734
Pudowskis are brave and strong.

01:10:22.410 --> 01:10:25.789
There's a spider.
Literally, like, this big!

01:10:25.872 --> 01:10:27.665
A bird has commented on your face.

01:10:29.376 --> 01:10:30.960
Oh, great.

01:10:33.671 --> 01:10:35.590
Where even are we?

01:10:40.178 --> 01:10:43.598
Recess. Now known as
20 minutes of extra math.

01:10:43.681 --> 01:10:45.201
What is four-fifths as a decimal?

01:10:45.225 --> 01:10:47.495
- What is the square root of nine?
- Ugh! Seriously?

01:10:47.519 --> 01:10:48.853
You have to be kidding me.

01:10:48.937 --> 01:10:50.480
Alex, Jayden!

01:10:50.563 --> 01:10:52.690
Yesterday was sick, right?

01:10:52.774 --> 01:10:55.443
Sorry.
Jayden's not available right now.

01:10:55.527 --> 01:10:57.362
They've blocked me?

01:10:57.445 --> 01:10:58.464
Simplify the expression:

01:10:58.488 --> 01:11:01.199
three to the power of eight
minus eleven.

01:11:03.368 --> 01:11:04.369
Rich!

01:11:04.452 --> 01:11:05.513
Twenty-five million friends love...

01:11:05.537 --> 01:11:08.206
- It pooped me
- Wait! Seriously!

01:11:09.040 --> 01:11:11.876
- You have ruined my life.
- Uh...

01:11:11.960 --> 01:11:15.672
But, look. It's Barney, okay?
He's missing.

01:11:15.755 --> 01:11:16.756
What?

01:11:16.840 --> 01:11:18.550
You and me, we got him in trouble.

01:11:18.633 --> 01:11:22.345
He's in the woods.
It's our fault he's out there.

01:11:32.272 --> 01:11:33.606
Access denied.

01:11:33.690 --> 01:11:36.526
- Here.
- Access denied. Access...

01:11:38.278 --> 01:11:39.696
Access.

01:11:41.239 --> 01:11:42.949
Let's find some place to camp.

01:11:50.623 --> 01:11:52.459
Everything's wet.

01:11:52.542 --> 01:11:53.543
How long is...

01:11:53.626 --> 01:11:54.979
"I don't know. Forever"?

01:11:55.003 --> 01:11:57.297
Twelve hours?
Twelve days? Twelve years?

01:11:57.380 --> 01:11:59.340
- Twelve decades?
- Stop asking dumb questions.

01:11:59.424 --> 01:12:01.676
I have 12% battery power remaining.

01:12:02.260 --> 01:12:04.137
Ron, come back.

01:12:04.220 --> 01:12:05.656
Have you got water damage
to the brain?

01:12:05.680 --> 01:12:06.723
I mean, seriously?

01:12:06.806 --> 01:12:10.059
If you go back, they will
send you to the crusher.

01:12:10.143 --> 01:12:12.395
Do you want to be recycled
as a lunch box?

01:12:12.479 --> 01:12:14.439
What is your plan? Is it,

01:12:14.522 --> 01:12:15.982
"Run! Run away!"

01:12:16.065 --> 01:12:17.859
- "Go, go, go! We gotta run."
- Stop. Ron.

01:12:17.942 --> 01:12:18.943
Stop it!

01:12:19.027 --> 01:12:20.778
Avoids problems 89% of the time.

01:12:20.862 --> 01:12:22.405
You are so annoying!

01:12:22.489 --> 01:12:25.783
You are so annoying 43.8% of the time.

01:12:27.076 --> 01:12:29.746
Why don't you save your battery
by getting off my back?

01:12:32.457 --> 01:12:34.834
Argh. There's nothing
in these woods that'll burn!

01:12:36.920 --> 01:12:38.087
Incorrect.

01:12:42.300 --> 01:12:44.260
Ha-ha-ha-ha.

01:12:53.019 --> 01:12:54.019
What's that?

01:12:54.562 --> 01:12:55.855
I never told you that.

01:12:55.939 --> 01:12:57.315
I'm not afraid of the dark.

01:12:59.984 --> 01:13:01.486
Oh, no. Ron.

01:13:01.569 --> 01:13:02.904
My solar battery function

01:13:02.987 --> 01:13:04.572
has not been uploaded.

01:13:05.782 --> 01:13:08.826
Electricity.
Of course you like it.

01:13:08.910 --> 01:13:10.578
Five percent battery remaining.

01:13:10.662 --> 01:13:12.372
Five percent? Uh...

01:13:12.455 --> 01:13:14.749
Okay. Go to sleep.
Power down. Power down.

01:13:24.342 --> 01:13:27.262
Oh, Ron.
You're right about the dark.

01:13:29.389 --> 01:13:33.434
After my mom died, I was
terrified every single night.

01:13:34.269 --> 01:13:35.395
And I wanted so bad

01:13:35.478 --> 01:13:37.939
to just run into my dad's room
and tell him...

01:13:39.941 --> 01:13:41.609
but what if he was scared, too?

01:13:43.361 --> 01:13:44.361
Ron!

01:13:45.738 --> 01:13:47.031
Seriously, Ron?

01:13:51.869 --> 01:13:53.997
No one even knows we're here.

01:13:58.418 --> 01:14:01.921
He's in the woods.
It's our fault he's out there.

01:14:02.005 --> 01:14:04.090
He left town for the woods?

01:14:04.173 --> 01:14:06.301
It's night.
The weather's getting worse.

01:14:06.384 --> 01:14:10.179
Pff.
So access the security cameras.

01:14:11.848 --> 01:14:14.392
There aren't any.
It's the woods.

01:14:14.475 --> 01:14:16.936
Insane. Okay.

01:14:19.147 --> 01:14:20.898
Let's put some in.

01:14:28.656 --> 01:14:30.241
Get me to Nonsuch.

01:14:30.325 --> 01:14:33.161
They're in the woods.
I have to meet Ron and Barney.

01:14:48.426 --> 01:14:51.721
One of these trees must have
a power outlet or something, right?

01:14:52.305 --> 01:14:55.058
Oh, this is not okay, Ron.

01:14:55.141 --> 01:14:57.101
Best friends don't die on each other.

01:14:58.936 --> 01:15:01.189
Are we going around in circles?

01:15:05.234 --> 01:15:09.030
Hey! Down here! Over here!
Help us! Help!

01:15:10.615 --> 01:15:13.076
Wait. They'll help me, but...

01:15:16.120 --> 01:15:18.122
No, no, no.
Come on.

01:15:37.975 --> 01:15:39.268
What are they?

01:15:44.941 --> 01:15:46.901
Ow.

01:15:56.369 --> 01:15:57.370
I got nothing.

01:15:57.453 --> 01:15:58.454
We can't give up.

01:15:58.538 --> 01:16:01.165
People get lost in those woods
and never come out.

01:16:11.509 --> 01:16:12.677
You know what?

01:16:13.302 --> 01:16:16.013
We've done our best.
Let's call it a night.

01:16:16.097 --> 01:16:17.741
- What? We can't do that.
- But what about the boy?

01:16:17.765 --> 01:16:19.434
He's just not in there.

01:16:19.517 --> 01:16:22.395
We should try across town tomorrow.

01:16:22.478 --> 01:16:23.479
Let's all go home.

01:16:37.827 --> 01:16:40.997
That's Savannah's B-Bot.
And Noah's.

01:16:47.295 --> 01:16:49.213
Ron.

01:16:55.011 --> 01:16:57.138
I guess we're both literally landfill.

01:17:19.202 --> 01:17:21.204
"Poop Girl" has 32 million...

01:17:21.287 --> 01:17:23.331
Why is there mud on your wheels?

01:17:25.917 --> 01:17:26.918
Huh?

01:17:37.720 --> 01:17:40.515
No, no. You can't go back.

01:17:42.141 --> 01:17:44.477
Must survive middle school.

01:17:44.560 --> 01:17:46.521
No, no, Ron. They'll...

01:17:46.604 --> 01:17:48.147
They'll take you forever.

01:17:49.774 --> 01:17:52.109
They'll send you to the crusher.

01:17:53.361 --> 01:17:54.654
Stay with me.

01:17:54.737 --> 01:17:58.324
There are no friends in the woods.

01:17:58.407 --> 01:17:59.492
Ron.

01:18:00.493 --> 01:18:01.494
What is it?

01:18:01.577 --> 01:18:02.846
Alert Bubble.
Alert Bubble. Alert Bubble.

01:18:02.870 --> 01:18:03.972
Do you see that?
Oh, my gosh!

01:18:03.996 --> 01:18:05.057
Bubble Bot,
Ron Bintscatsco...

01:18:05.081 --> 01:18:06.266
- It's Ron.
- Hey! It's him!

01:18:06.290 --> 01:18:07.690
- And... And Barney!
- Barney?

01:18:09.043 --> 01:18:10.878
Barney! Come on!

01:18:10.962 --> 01:18:12.755
We're coming, brother.
Hang on there!

01:18:12.839 --> 01:18:14.119
- Barney, are you okay?
- Barney!

01:18:14.173 --> 01:18:15.567
It's his asthma.
He can't breathe right.

01:18:15.591 --> 01:18:17.677
Twelve-year-old boy.
Grade two bronchospasm.

01:18:19.345 --> 01:18:21.305
Why are you guys here?

01:18:21.389 --> 01:18:24.016
- FHends...
- Sixth birthday.

01:18:24.100 --> 01:18:25.601
Sorry.

01:18:25.685 --> 01:18:27.687
He thought that... I... I know...

01:18:29.105 --> 01:18:31.065
I know you're not my friends.

01:18:33.067 --> 01:18:36.529
Well, we're not not your friends.

01:18:43.661 --> 01:18:44.912
Over here!

01:18:44.996 --> 01:18:46.014
Yo, guys, he's over here.

01:18:46.038 --> 01:18:47.224
Get down here. Let's go!

01:18:47.248 --> 01:18:48.475
He's hurt.
He needs help.

01:18:48.499 --> 01:18:50.435
- Quick! It's them. Help them!
- Okay, I can see them.

01:18:50.459 --> 01:18:51.520
Barney! Oh, Barney!

01:18:51.544 --> 01:18:52.980
Mr. Pudowski,
Mr. Pudowski, he's over here.

01:18:53.004 --> 01:18:54.606
Check his lungs
for a pulse or something.

01:18:54.630 --> 01:18:56.132
- Stand back!
- Oh, my Barney.

01:18:56.215 --> 01:18:57.466
All right, deep breaths.

01:18:57.550 --> 01:18:59.695
- Everything's okay. Dad's here.
- Help him, please!

01:18:59.719 --> 01:19:00.821
We've located the kid.

01:19:00.845 --> 01:19:02.096
It's them! They're safe.

01:19:02.179 --> 01:19:04.056
They found them!

01:19:04.640 --> 01:19:07.018
- What's happening?
- The bot saved the boy.

01:19:07.101 --> 01:19:10.730
What?
That evil profit-sucking thing!

01:19:10.813 --> 01:19:12.023
- Grab it!
- I'm on it.

01:19:12.106 --> 01:19:13.333
- Stand back.
- Hey... Let me take him.

01:19:13.357 --> 01:19:14.418
- Give me the bot.
- What are you doing?

01:19:14.442 --> 01:19:15.502
- Stop! You can't take him!
- Leave him alone!

01:19:15.526 --> 01:19:16.545
- Stop it!
- It's dangerous.

01:19:16.569 --> 01:19:17.838
- He's not dangerous.
- No!

01:19:17.862 --> 01:19:19.363
You can't take him.
We won't let you!

01:19:19.447 --> 01:19:21.240
That bot is Barney's best friend, dude.

01:19:21.324 --> 01:19:23.951
He just saved his life!

01:19:27.079 --> 01:19:28.915
- Oh, no.
- The stream's trending.

01:19:28.998 --> 01:19:31.167
People are calling the bot a hero!

01:19:34.337 --> 01:19:39.926
Brave Bubble Bot saved boy.
RIP, Ron. How sad.

01:19:40.009 --> 01:19:42.386
- And yet how great for sales!
- What?

01:19:42.470 --> 01:19:45.181
Okay. Moving on!

01:19:55.483 --> 01:19:58.110
We've known Barney
since we were little.

01:19:58.194 --> 01:20:01.447
You were his best friend
in kindergarten.

01:20:01.530 --> 01:20:03.282
And you were mine.

01:20:04.450 --> 01:20:06.118
It gets complicated.

01:20:06.202 --> 01:20:08.496
Yeah, right.
Should I friend Barney?

01:20:08.579 --> 01:20:10.623
Searching for "Barney likes pranks."

01:20:10.706 --> 01:20:11.874
No matches.

01:20:11.958 --> 01:20:13.960
- Your pranks are lame.
- They're funny, man.

01:20:14.043 --> 01:20:17.171
If I don't do funny, uh,
I got nothing.

01:20:17.755 --> 01:20:20.174
Since when did this stuff matter?

01:20:20.257 --> 01:20:24.136
Barney and Ron.
It's like we used to be.

01:20:25.221 --> 01:20:27.556
It pooped me

01:20:33.854 --> 01:20:35.082
- Barney? Barney!
- Oh, Barney!

01:20:35.106 --> 01:20:39.318
Hey! Oh, Barney, I am so sorry.

01:20:39.402 --> 01:20:40.653
I let you down.

01:20:41.821 --> 01:20:44.532
I know I'm always
overwhelmed with work.

01:20:44.615 --> 01:20:47.159
But I'm your dad, okay?

01:20:47.243 --> 01:20:49.036
You're like a piece of my heart

01:20:49.120 --> 01:20:50.579
walking around the world,

01:20:50.663 --> 01:20:53.332
and I love you so much

01:20:53.416 --> 01:20:56.460
that it makes me strong enough
to deal with anything.

01:20:57.420 --> 01:20:59.046
Except losing touch with you.

01:21:00.297 --> 01:21:01.340
Just talk to me, Barney.

01:21:01.424 --> 01:21:03.342
- I'm trying!
- You're lonely? I get it.

01:21:03.426 --> 01:21:05.261
- Where's Ron?
- Just communicate.

01:21:05.344 --> 01:21:06.504
Ow! Hey!

01:21:06.887 --> 01:21:08.305
I've got a friend, Dad!

01:21:08.389 --> 01:21:10.725
The one that saved my life, remember?

01:21:10.808 --> 01:21:12.601
- Where is he?
- Uh...

01:21:12.685 --> 01:21:15.187
Hi. I'm Marc Wydell from Bubble.

01:21:15.271 --> 01:21:16.731
Where is Ron?
If you crushed him...

01:21:16.814 --> 01:21:20.109
No, of course not.
Barney, I invented B-Bots.

01:21:20.192 --> 01:21:22.987
They're my dream.
Connection and friendship.

01:21:23.070 --> 01:21:26.365
But it's not working.

01:21:26.449 --> 01:21:29.368
Except you and Ron.
I fixed him.

01:21:29.452 --> 01:21:31.412
- I wanna understand.
- What's up, Barney?

01:21:31.495 --> 01:21:33.039
Ron! You're okay!

01:21:33.122 --> 01:21:34.749
What's that?

01:21:34.832 --> 01:21:36.917
The new number one
on the high-five charts.

01:21:37.001 --> 01:21:38.419
I now know all 100.

01:21:38.502 --> 01:21:40.796
- Are you okay?
- Doing great, buddy!

01:21:40.880 --> 01:21:43.841
Let's go home and check out
your awesome rock collection.

01:21:43.924 --> 01:21:45.676
No. You like electricity.

01:21:45.760 --> 01:21:46.969
I do if you do.

01:21:47.053 --> 01:21:49.680
Wait. This isn't Ron.
What did you do to him?

01:21:49.764 --> 01:21:51.390
His code was unstable.

01:21:51.474 --> 01:21:53.059
So I re-installed the algorithm...

01:21:53.142 --> 01:21:54.477
He fixed me. Selfie?

01:21:55.644 --> 01:21:57.271
- Old women. Not trending.
- Bah.

01:21:57.354 --> 01:21:58.731
Widowed dads, downer!

01:21:58.814 --> 01:22:01.233
- Hey.
- Enhance and post!

01:22:01.317 --> 01:22:03.235
Un-fix him.
It's not him!

01:22:03.319 --> 01:22:05.112
N... No.
It... It's okay.

01:22:05.196 --> 01:22:06.572
I backed up Ron to the cloud.

01:22:06.655 --> 01:22:10.034
I'll just log in and I'll find
the old... Huh?

01:22:10.117 --> 01:22:13.079
They can't lock me out.
I'm the CEO of Bubble.

01:22:13.162 --> 01:22:14.914
As the new CEO of Bubble,

01:22:14.997 --> 01:22:16.916
it's my sad duty to announce

01:22:16.999 --> 01:22:19.085
that the shareholders
have wisely agreed

01:22:19.168 --> 01:22:20.836
to fire Marc Wydell.

01:22:20.920 --> 01:22:23.839
Andrew! Andrew! Andrew!

01:22:23.923 --> 01:22:24.965
- What?
- Argh.

01:22:25.049 --> 01:22:26.050
Barney!

01:22:26.133 --> 01:22:27.778
He's in the cloud.
That's what you said, right?

01:22:27.802 --> 01:22:30.096
- Well...
- So take me there.

01:22:30.179 --> 01:22:31.555
- I'm sorry?
- You heard my son.

01:22:31.639 --> 01:22:34.100
He needs to get to the cloud thing.

01:22:34.183 --> 01:22:36.352
And I'm going with him! Uh...

01:22:36.435 --> 01:22:38.979
Barney, the cloud
is in a concrete fortress

01:22:39.063 --> 01:22:40.564
half a mile below Bubble.

01:22:40.648 --> 01:22:43.776
There are two million servers
with a zettabyte of data.

01:22:43.859 --> 01:22:45.444
How would you find Ron?

01:22:47.947 --> 01:22:49.448
He's my friend.

01:22:50.157 --> 01:22:53.953
So take me there and get me in!

01:22:54.036 --> 01:22:55.287
Yeah! Go get

01:22:55.371 --> 01:22:57.498
- that psycho robot, dude!
- Go! Go, Barney!

01:22:57.581 --> 01:23:01.127
Okay, Bubble booble.
Let's go get Ron.

01:23:06.382 --> 01:23:09.093
Okay To get Barney
down into the cloud,

01:23:09.176 --> 01:23:10.845
we'll have to break in past security

01:23:10.928 --> 01:23:13.055
and get fight to the
heart of Bubble HQ.

01:23:13.931 --> 01:23:15.641
Tomorrow afternoon, all the workers

01:23:15.724 --> 01:23:17.768
will be watching Andrew
in the launchitorium.

01:23:17.852 --> 01:23:18.894
That's our chance.

01:23:18.978 --> 01:23:21.230
All staff to the launchitorium.

01:23:21.313 --> 01:23:23.399
All staff to the launchitorium.

01:23:23.482 --> 01:23:27.069
Please welcome
your new CEO, Andrew!

01:23:29.405 --> 01:23:31.240
Yes, yes, yes!

01:23:31.323 --> 01:23:32.491
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

01:23:32.575 --> 01:23:35.035
Yes! Ha-ha! Love it!

01:23:39.957 --> 01:23:41.208
- Hi.
- Hi there!

01:23:41.292 --> 01:23:42.918
How can Bubble help you?

01:23:43.002 --> 01:23:45.212
- Cleaner!
- Uh, ma'am, you can't just...

01:23:45.296 --> 01:23:46.297
- Sir?
- Ma'am?

01:23:46.380 --> 01:23:48.233
Yeah. Can you
take a look at this, please?

01:23:48.257 --> 01:23:49.675
It just keeps crashing on me.

01:23:49.758 --> 01:23:52.761
And there's a smell of burning
when I hit the space bar.

01:23:52.845 --> 01:23:56.015
Sir, this isn't a Bubble Store.
This is HQ.

01:23:56.098 --> 01:23:57.576
Oh. Uh...

01:23:57.600 --> 01:24:00.060
Oh! I just put Bubble in my GPS.

01:24:00.144 --> 01:24:02.229
I wondered why
it was a 19-hour drive.

01:24:02.313 --> 01:24:03.981
Can you look at it anyway?

01:24:05.232 --> 01:24:06.984
Oh, silly me.

01:24:07.067 --> 01:24:08.319
Again, please.

01:24:09.820 --> 01:24:11.530
Oh! Ooh.

01:24:11.614 --> 01:24:13.741
Hang... Might be... Ooh.

01:24:19.580 --> 01:24:21.248
Pat down?

01:24:21.332 --> 01:24:24.168
So, workers, colleagues,
shareholders.

01:24:24.251 --> 01:24:26.962
Hi, shareholders. Love ya.

01:24:27.046 --> 01:24:30.925
Bubble's had a few
minor problems lately, right?

01:24:31.926 --> 01:24:35.554
Oof! Yeah.
But here's the good news.

01:24:35.638 --> 01:24:39.934
There's nothing wrong
with our B-Bots. It's kids.

01:24:40.017 --> 01:24:41.268
Kids are the problem.

01:24:41.352 --> 01:24:43.896
You give a child
an hour of screen time,

01:24:43.979 --> 01:24:45.147
you get peace and quiet.

01:24:45.231 --> 01:24:47.816
You have his friends around,
all hell breaks loose!

01:24:47.900 --> 01:24:48.901
Am I right, kids?

01:24:48.984 --> 01:24:50.778
Stick to your screens.

01:24:50.861 --> 01:24:54.406
Today, your best friend
out of the box becomes...

01:24:54.490 --> 01:24:57.326
The only friend you'll ever need!

01:24:57.409 --> 01:24:58.661
Just log in, sir.

01:24:58.744 --> 01:24:59.744
Okay.

01:25:04.541 --> 01:25:05.852
Huh?

01:25:05.876 --> 01:25:08.420
See? That's what it did
at my house.

01:25:09.505 --> 01:25:10.839
All good.

01:25:10.923 --> 01:25:12.132
What happened?

01:25:13.676 --> 01:25:15.427
Come on!

01:25:19.890 --> 01:25:21.976
Okay. Everybody out.

01:25:22.518 --> 01:25:23.894
This goats smells.

01:25:23.978 --> 01:25:25.271
Okay. This way.

01:25:28.065 --> 01:25:30.567
Server room.
Fingerprint recognition.

01:25:30.651 --> 01:25:32.069
Uh...

01:25:33.320 --> 01:25:34.320
I fix it.

01:25:37.408 --> 01:25:39.994
Lights, sprinklers,
air-con, security doors.

01:25:40.077 --> 01:25:41.495
Eat it all, Martina!

01:25:42.705 --> 01:25:45.040
What? Uh...

01:25:46.792 --> 01:25:48.127
What the...?

01:25:52.381 --> 01:25:54.633
- Okay.
- You guys go that way.

01:26:00.556 --> 01:26:02.641
Good to see you, buddy.

01:26:02.725 --> 01:26:04.184
What is going on?

01:26:04.268 --> 01:26:05.686
Uh, there's a guy in reception.

01:26:05.769 --> 01:26:07.730
- What?
- It's his laptop.

01:26:08.772 --> 01:26:13.610
“Pudowski Novelty Exports"?
Pudowski! That kid!

01:26:13.694 --> 01:26:15.863
Uh, Andrew. He's in the building.

01:26:15.946 --> 01:26:16.989
What?

01:26:17.072 --> 01:26:19.241
Hey, yeah.
I think he went down that way.

01:26:19.325 --> 01:26:20.534
Down here!

01:26:21.744 --> 01:26:23.579
- Huh?
- They were right here.

01:26:23.662 --> 01:26:25.414
That is weird.

01:26:26.540 --> 01:26:27.708
Okay.

01:26:27.791 --> 01:26:30.044
Barney, slide along
to the central shaft.

01:26:30.127 --> 01:26:32.838
The data cables inside
lead to down to the cloud.

01:26:32.921 --> 01:26:35.257
We'll cover security and,
uh, stuff

01:26:35.341 --> 01:26:37.551
- Good luck, Momscke.
- Okay.

01:26:42.556 --> 01:26:43.599
Okay.

01:26:45.726 --> 01:26:47.644
Of course
they're in the corridors.

01:26:47.728 --> 01:26:49.563
They didn't just vanish!

01:26:52.524 --> 01:26:53.901
Just go down here.

01:26:56.904 --> 01:26:58.322
Whoa.

01:26:58.906 --> 01:27:00.032
Okay.

01:27:12.378 --> 01:27:14.088
He never mentioned that.

01:27:16.340 --> 01:27:17.633
What are you doing?

01:27:17.716 --> 01:27:19.218
Uh...

01:27:21.303 --> 01:27:24.973
I... You have problem
with women in workplace?

01:27:25.057 --> 01:27:27.267
- I never said that.
- You want to squeeze my knee?

01:27:27.351 --> 01:27:28.477
What?

01:27:28.560 --> 01:27:31.647
Andrew, we found this goat
in the electrics.

01:27:31.730 --> 01:27:34.191
Who are you people?
An improv troupe?

01:28:06.181 --> 01:28:07.433
Ron!

01:28:09.643 --> 01:28:10.644
Ron!

01:28:12.312 --> 01:28:14.940
Where is your snotty little brat?

01:28:15.023 --> 01:28:16.525
He's looking for his friend.

01:28:16.608 --> 01:28:19.319
Friend?
Friend?

01:28:19.403 --> 01:28:21.447
Hey, are you my friend?

01:28:23.323 --> 01:28:24.408
Sure, Andrew.

01:28:24.491 --> 01:28:26.452
They're just code. A trick.

01:28:26.535 --> 01:28:27.536
What?

01:28:27.619 --> 01:28:29.455
Data-harvesting units controlled by us.

01:28:29.538 --> 01:28:31.748
Designed to give kids
a consumer experience

01:28:31.832 --> 01:28:35.043
featuring products and services
tailored to their browsing profile.

01:28:35.127 --> 01:28:37.337
The B-Bots know everything about them.

01:28:37.421 --> 01:28:39.965
So we can sell them stuff.

01:28:40.048 --> 01:28:41.758
You're spying on kids?

01:28:41.842 --> 01:28:43.760
I hate kids.

01:28:43.844 --> 01:28:47.181
Uh, Andrew.
There's someone inside the cloud.

01:28:47.264 --> 01:28:49.725
What? It's him, isn't it?

01:28:49.808 --> 01:28:51.077
- Power down the cloud.
- No!

01:28:51.101 --> 01:28:53.103
- No.
- And send in security.

01:29:01.153 --> 01:29:02.779
Ron!

01:29:06.325 --> 01:29:08.076
Are you even here?

01:29:16.710 --> 01:29:19.004
Oh, no. Where are you?
Barney Pudowski.

01:29:19.087 --> 01:29:21.048
Um, seventh grade.

01:29:22.216 --> 01:29:24.092
Nonsuch Middle School.

01:29:29.431 --> 01:29:30.641
Uh... What is this?

01:29:32.017 --> 01:29:33.810
Powering down.

01:29:33.894 --> 01:29:35.687
- What's happening?
- System at 70%.

01:29:35.771 --> 01:29:38.273
- No. No, no, no.
- 5%.

01:29:47.533 --> 01:29:50.118
Ron, I'll never find you.

01:29:50.994 --> 01:29:52.704
And you'll never find me.

01:29:55.165 --> 01:29:56.667
Find me.

01:29:58.168 --> 01:29:59.670
Find me!

01:30:05.217 --> 01:30:06.385
Please.

01:30:20.857 --> 01:30:22.943
Ron, I'm coming!

01:30:35.539 --> 01:30:36.623
Ron!

01:30:36.707 --> 01:30:38.208
Come on, come on!

01:30:39.293 --> 01:30:40.294
Yes! I'm in.

01:30:41.628 --> 01:30:43.380
Barney!
He made it.

01:30:43.463 --> 01:30:46.258
I found you!
I did it! I found you!

01:30:46.341 --> 01:30:48.176
Uh, desk, desk.

01:30:49.761 --> 01:30:51.263
Oh!
Okay. Uh...

01:30:52.931 --> 01:30:54.349
Here we go.

01:31:03.609 --> 01:31:06.028
Hi, Absalom?

01:31:06.111 --> 01:31:08.071
Ron, it's you!

01:31:10.657 --> 01:31:13.201
Now I know
what's wrong with him.

01:31:13.285 --> 01:31:16.330
Ron never had my algorithm.

01:31:17.873 --> 01:31:19.374
Whoa!

01:31:19.458 --> 01:31:21.209
That's his code?

01:31:21.293 --> 01:31:23.545
It's beautiful. Like...

01:31:24.630 --> 01:31:25.631
Alive.

01:31:31.219 --> 01:31:33.139
Dikky, dikky, dakka.

01:31:33.221 --> 01:31:34.866
Hey, Ron. They turned you
into electricity...

01:31:34.890 --> 01:31:35.950
Dikky, dikky, dakka.
Dikky, dikky, dakka.

01:31:35.974 --> 01:31:37.952
- ...and then put you inside a rock.
- Electricity is best.

01:31:37.976 --> 01:31:39.936
- You are so annoying!
- Whoa, whoa...

01:31:40.020 --> 01:31:41.938
Please slap my hand
to show we are bonding.

01:31:42.022 --> 01:31:44.483
I am within six feet.

01:31:44.566 --> 01:31:46.318
Okay. Then just stay that way,
all right?

01:31:46.401 --> 01:31:49.029
'Cause we gotta get out
of here! Come on, Ron.

01:31:49.112 --> 01:31:50.112
Ron?

01:31:51.198 --> 01:31:52.491
Ron?

01:31:52.574 --> 01:31:54.117
Not, not your friends.

01:31:55.577 --> 01:31:57.037
I know.
I...

01:31:57.120 --> 01:31:59.414
They are not having fun.

01:32:22.854 --> 01:32:24.064
It's weird.

01:32:24.856 --> 01:32:27.609
I used to think
that I was the lonely one.

01:32:28.443 --> 01:32:30.445
They need to upgrade to a Ron.

01:32:30.529 --> 01:32:33.198
I am for making friends.

01:32:33.281 --> 01:32:36.410
What?
You mean, for real?

01:32:36.493 --> 01:32:38.829
Uh, upgrade them
so they'd all be like you?

01:32:38.912 --> 01:32:40.706
Please connect me to the Bubble network.

01:32:40.789 --> 01:32:43.375
Two hundred and twenty-five
million Rons out there!

01:32:43.458 --> 01:32:44.894
Please connect me.

01:32:44.918 --> 01:32:47.713
It would be insane!
I mean, amazing, but...

01:32:47.796 --> 01:32:49.131
It will be fun.

01:32:49.214 --> 01:32:50.382
Huh.

01:32:50.465 --> 01:32:54.094
We're right here.
In the middle of the network.

01:32:54.177 --> 01:32:56.596
Maybe we could really do this.

01:32:56.680 --> 01:32:59.182
It's our one chance.
Now or never.

01:33:01.560 --> 01:33:03.562
- Systems are down.
- It won't open!

01:33:03.645 --> 01:33:05.564
Uh... Come on, Barney.
What are they doing?

01:33:06.398 --> 01:33:09.234
"Upgrade all B-Bots to be like Ron."

01:33:09.317 --> 01:33:13.488
Ron's code! Of course.
His code is the fix to mine!

01:33:13.572 --> 01:33:14.906
I can help them.

01:33:15.490 --> 01:33:18.744
Marc? He's helping us.
This is how we do it.

01:33:18.827 --> 01:33:20.537
- Yes!
- Come on, kid, open up!

01:33:20.620 --> 01:33:21.621
Okay, what do I do?

01:33:21.705 --> 01:33:23.999
Um, reboot... Wait!

01:33:24.082 --> 01:33:26.168
Please connect me
to the Bubble network.

01:33:26.251 --> 01:33:27.961
Oh! Finally, buddy.

01:33:28.044 --> 01:33:31.465
Okay. Hold on tight, guys.
You're all getting a Ron!

01:33:37.345 --> 01:33:39.222
Ron. Wait,
where are you going?

01:33:39.306 --> 01:33:41.016
Into the network.

01:33:41.099 --> 01:33:42.309
No. No way.

01:33:42.392 --> 01:33:44.394
You just copy your code
and send that.

01:33:44.478 --> 01:33:46.313
The settings
have not been uploaded.

01:33:46.396 --> 01:33:48.190
No, no, no.
His code is fragmenting.

01:33:48.273 --> 01:33:50.567
He'll disappear! No!

01:33:55.447 --> 01:33:57.407
We'll just have to go.
Forget it.

01:33:57.491 --> 01:33:59.284
Come on.
I'm not leaving you behind.

01:33:59.367 --> 01:34:00.911
Barney.

01:34:00.994 --> 01:34:03.538
I am for making friends.

01:34:03.622 --> 01:34:04.623
What?

01:34:05.290 --> 01:34:06.583
No. You're coming with me.

01:34:06.666 --> 01:34:09.085
How to be a friend.

01:34:10.754 --> 01:34:11.755
You taught me.

01:34:16.885 --> 01:34:20.388
No. Stay with me. Remember?

01:34:21.515 --> 01:34:23.558
Stay friends.

01:34:24.226 --> 01:34:25.560
We can fix it.

01:34:25.644 --> 01:34:26.978
You and me.

01:34:29.898 --> 01:34:31.775
Now or never.

01:34:39.366 --> 01:34:40.450
I guess we'll...

01:34:40.534 --> 01:34:42.828
we'll swap them all
for a good one.

01:34:44.579 --> 01:34:46.248
The best one.

01:34:48.750 --> 01:34:52.254
Go, Ron. You don't have
to stay within six feet.

01:34:52.337 --> 01:34:54.923
Go. Be everywhere.

01:34:55.006 --> 01:34:57.050
Adio's, Absalom.

01:34:59.344 --> 01:35:01.179
Arrivederci Ron Bintscatsco.

01:35:45.015 --> 01:35:46.735
- Come on. What is that?
- What's happening?

01:35:50.687 --> 01:35:51.855
Whoo-hoo!

01:35:58.987 --> 01:35:59.988
Hi.

01:36:02.657 --> 01:36:04.868
I, uh, took a wrong turn.

01:36:05.994 --> 01:36:07.454
Oh. Uh...

01:36:07.954 --> 01:36:09.080
Right.

01:36:09.164 --> 01:36:10.749
This way, please.

01:36:13.460 --> 01:36:14.461
We got him.

01:36:14.544 --> 01:36:16.588
Finally. Job done.

01:36:19.299 --> 01:36:21.092
Uh, the cameras.

01:36:22.052 --> 01:36:23.511
Barney! Hey! There he is!

01:36:23.595 --> 01:36:24.804
Oh, Barney!

01:36:24.888 --> 01:36:26.681
Move it along.
Everybody outta here.

01:36:26.765 --> 01:36:27.766
Did you...?

01:36:27.849 --> 01:36:29.160
I'm gonna tell you everything, Dad.

01:36:29.184 --> 01:36:30.560
On the way home.

01:36:30.644 --> 01:36:33.063
Okay. Great.

01:36:35.815 --> 01:36:38.777
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Etcetera.

01:36:39.569 --> 01:36:41.529
Sorry. Just, um... Uh...

01:36:41.613 --> 01:36:43.198
Where were we?

01:36:46.076 --> 01:36:48.495
A trick! Data harvesting units
controlled by us.

01:36:48.578 --> 01:36:52.457
So we can sell them stuff
I hate kids!

01:36:56.836 --> 01:37:02.217
You know, I've loved my time
as Bubble CEO,

01:37:02.300 --> 01:37:04.552
and I wanna thank you all
for your support

01:37:04.636 --> 01:37:07.889
over the last 32 historic hours.

01:37:07.973 --> 01:37:12.519
But I need to go now
to spend more time with my...

01:37:12.602 --> 01:37:13.979
contacts.

01:37:14.062 --> 01:37:16.606
So, please welcome back

01:37:16.690 --> 01:37:19.025
Marc Wydell.

01:37:21.695 --> 01:37:24.781
Marc! Marc! Marc!

01:37:28.493 --> 01:37:32.372
Welcome to the future of friendship.

01:37:45.802 --> 01:37:47.655
- See you later.
- Here we go again.

01:37:47.679 --> 01:37:48.781
It's gonna get weird.

01:37:48.805 --> 01:37:50.807
- That way is good.
- This way is good.

01:37:52.851 --> 01:37:55.562
Hey! What happened to
staying within six feet?

01:37:55.645 --> 01:37:58.648
Guys, where's my troll bot?
Wait...

01:37:59.315 --> 01:38:00.358
I get to choose.

01:38:01.985 --> 01:38:03.987
K-pop?
Are you kidding me?

01:38:04.070 --> 01:38:06.990
Three months it's been
like this. Come back.

01:38:07.073 --> 01:38:08.450
Come on, dude.

01:38:10.201 --> 01:38:12.203
So, here I am again.

01:38:12.287 --> 01:38:16.082
Eighteen minutes of recess fun.

01:38:16.166 --> 01:38:18.585
Thanks, Ron.
You fixed me.

01:38:18.668 --> 01:38:20.378
And everyone else.

01:38:20.462 --> 01:38:21.713
Hey! We don't know them.

01:38:21.796 --> 01:38:23.965
I get to choose your friends.
And I choose everyone!

01:38:24.049 --> 01:38:26.009
Friend request.
Friend request.

01:38:27.052 --> 01:38:28.887
- Hey.
- Friend request.

01:38:28.970 --> 01:38:31.806
You've changed the world,
Barney Pudowski.

01:38:31.890 --> 01:38:33.224
How cool is that?

01:38:33.308 --> 01:38:35.560
- Friend request.
- Friend request.

01:38:36.770 --> 01:38:38.021
Not just me.

01:38:38.938 --> 01:38:40.356
Hey! Oh, my gosh!

01:38:40.440 --> 01:38:42.567
Aren't you that girl
that got... You know.

01:38:43.610 --> 01:38:44.778
Video not found.

01:38:44.861 --> 01:38:46.279
Oh. My bad.

01:38:46.988 --> 01:38:48.156
Thanks.

01:38:48.239 --> 01:38:49.407
Come on.

01:38:50.200 --> 01:38:51.326
- Hi, Barney!
- Hey!

01:38:51.409 --> 01:38:53.304
- My bot does that every time.
- Hey there.

01:38:53.328 --> 01:38:54.388
- Hi.
- It's so weird.

01:38:54.412 --> 01:38:55.973
- Hi.
- He's, like, king of the bots.

01:38:55.997 --> 01:38:57.499
They love Pudowski.

01:38:57.582 --> 01:39:00.710
Barn, you have got to get back
in that Bubble cloud place.

01:39:01.878 --> 01:39:04.005
And get this bot to stop
making up its own game rules.

01:39:04.089 --> 01:39:05.965
Free upgrades for everyone!

01:39:06.049 --> 01:39:08.218
How am I ever gonna win?

01:39:08.301 --> 01:39:10.178
Dude! We gotta tell 'em!

01:39:10.261 --> 01:39:13.640
You pranked a global
freakin' tech giant, man!

01:39:13.723 --> 01:39:15.934
Please let me stream
the reveal, bro, please?

01:39:16.017 --> 01:39:18.561
Take it from me, Rich.
Fame is overrated.

01:39:18.645 --> 01:39:19.979
Look what I brought.

01:39:20.063 --> 01:39:21.606
- I'll take one.
- One for everyone.

01:39:21.689 --> 01:39:23.483
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

01:39:23.566 --> 01:39:26.069
Barney! Hey! You see?

01:39:26.152 --> 01:39:28.029
I told you my bench would work!

01:39:28.113 --> 01:39:30.490
Oh!

01:39:30.573 --> 01:39:32.367
Yeah. It's great.

01:39:33.993 --> 01:39:36.579
Mmm.
Is all your gran's food this good?

01:39:36.663 --> 01:39:39.415
Come... Come over sometime.
Hang out.

01:39:39.499 --> 01:39:41.543
I know you're dying to
see my rock collection.

01:39:41.626 --> 01:39:43.545
Will she set us on fire again?

01:39:43.628 --> 01:39:44.963
- Hope so.
- That was so fun!

01:39:45.046 --> 01:39:46.607
But you're gonna have to talk
to that goat,

01:39:46.631 --> 01:39:48.716
because I do not want
any more of my jewelry

01:39:48.800 --> 01:39:49.960
going through its intestines.

01:40:08.486 --> 01:41:10.280
Telegram Channel and Instagram Page
.:: @bollbolljan_com ::.