WEBVTT 00:00:00.290 --> 00:01:00.668 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:05:21.238 --> 00:05:22.280 Brigade. 00:05:23.365 --> 00:05:25.575 Once more unto the breach. 00:05:26.660 --> 00:05:27.911 Yes, chef. 00:06:17.460 --> 00:06:19.379 Where the fuck am I? 00:07:23.610 --> 00:07:26.237 - Look, it's Diana. - Excuse me. 00:07:27.155 --> 00:07:29.616 I'm looking for somewhere. 00:07:29.658 --> 00:07:31.785 I've absolutely no idea where I am. 00:07:38.792 --> 00:07:40.293 There are no signs anywhere. 00:07:44.214 --> 00:07:45.215 Where am I? 00:08:35.724 --> 00:08:36.808 Right. 00:08:41.896 --> 00:08:44.065 "Half my weight's in jewellery, anyway." 00:08:47.569 --> 00:08:49.779 Do you remember when she said that? 00:08:49.821 --> 00:08:52.615 I wasn't here, but I heard about it. 00:08:52.657 --> 00:08:54.492 Is she here yet? 00:08:56.202 --> 00:08:57.746 Not yet, ma'am, no. 00:08:58.121 --> 00:08:59.664 Then she's late. 00:09:02.542 --> 00:09:03.960 And he is early. 00:09:09.841 --> 00:09:11.551 And yet she is late. 00:09:14.012 --> 00:09:15.930 Well, well, well. 00:10:27.293 --> 00:10:28.503 Excuse me! 00:10:45.603 --> 00:10:47.981 What the bloody hell are you doing here, Diana? 00:10:48.648 --> 00:10:51.234 Sorry, I mean... your royal highness. 00:10:53.987 --> 00:10:55.113 I'm lost. 00:10:57.323 --> 00:11:00.618 But if it's you, I must be close, yes? 00:11:01.286 --> 00:11:03.079 Yeah, the house is just there but... 00:11:03.663 --> 00:11:05.290 Why are you driving yourself? 00:11:06.124 --> 00:11:08.084 Well, cars don't drive on their own. 00:11:11.880 --> 00:11:14.257 Where's your driver? Where's your security detail? 00:11:14.674 --> 00:11:15.967 I don't know 00:11:17.552 --> 00:11:19.572 I was in the cafe in Kensington giving some presents and... 00:11:19.596 --> 00:11:21.306 I thought I might just... 00:11:21.973 --> 00:11:22.973 Drive. 00:11:24.350 --> 00:11:25.350 Do they know? 00:11:28.188 --> 00:11:29.314 I just drove. 00:11:31.357 --> 00:11:33.193 Well, anyway. 00:11:34.027 --> 00:11:35.027 Hello again. 00:11:36.571 --> 00:11:37.571 Hello, Darren. 00:11:39.782 --> 00:11:41.075 Is everybody there? 00:11:41.117 --> 00:11:43.828 Well, apart from her majesty, yeah. 00:11:44.495 --> 00:11:45.495 Perfect. 00:11:49.667 --> 00:11:51.336 Look. 00:11:51.794 --> 00:11:52.837 Of course. 00:11:53.504 --> 00:11:54.797 Now I know where I am. 00:11:56.466 --> 00:11:57.926 We used to call him bertie. 00:11:59.844 --> 00:12:01.888 I think that's my father's coat he's wearing. 00:12:03.681 --> 00:12:05.850 We used to live just over that hill. 00:12:06.559 --> 00:12:08.728 Papa used to give the farmer his old clothes. 00:12:14.734 --> 00:12:18.363 Gosh, how could I get lost in a place where I used to play? 00:12:18.404 --> 00:12:20.406 We should really get going. 00:12:23.326 --> 00:12:25.203 Will they kill me, do you think? 00:12:26.454 --> 00:12:27.956 I'm going to check. 00:12:27.997 --> 00:12:29.332 Check what? 00:12:29.624 --> 00:12:31.793 Look, it's sandwiches in 15 minutes. 00:12:31.834 --> 00:12:33.586 - It's papa's, I'm sure of it. - Wait. 00:12:33.962 --> 00:12:36.923 Say there was a big tractor broken down or something, eh? 00:12:36.965 --> 00:12:38.091 Say you got lost. 00:12:38.383 --> 00:12:39.383 Anything. 00:12:40.677 --> 00:12:42.597 It's too late for trying broken tractors on them. 00:14:10.224 --> 00:14:11.559 Her majesty. 00:14:13.770 --> 00:14:14.896 Your royal highness. 00:15:31.139 --> 00:15:32.139 Hello. 00:15:37.228 --> 00:15:38.771 Gary usually lets me off. 00:15:39.313 --> 00:15:41.107 Gary, your royal highness? 00:15:41.149 --> 00:15:44.193 The normal page. The usual Christmas page. 00:15:44.235 --> 00:15:46.404 We have a thing between us, an understanding. 00:15:46.988 --> 00:15:49.240 I don't usually do the getting-weighed thing. 00:15:49.282 --> 00:15:51.075 I'm halfjewellery, anyway. 00:15:51.117 --> 00:15:52.618 That's what I always say. 00:15:54.579 --> 00:15:55.663 I'm not, though. 00:15:55.997 --> 00:15:57.999 - It's a joke. - Ma'am. 00:15:58.749 --> 00:16:01.711 Her majesty herselfjust a second ago sat on these scales. 00:16:02.253 --> 00:16:05.298 And she was very insistent that everyone joins in. 00:16:05.339 --> 00:16:08.843 - I don't think I've seen you before. - This is my first sandringham duty. 00:16:09.552 --> 00:16:11.262 To make sure everyone joins in. 00:16:11.888 --> 00:16:14.765 They said no one is above tradition. 00:16:16.851 --> 00:16:17.977 Okay, fine. 00:16:18.394 --> 00:16:19.645 I'm in enough trouble. 00:16:27.528 --> 00:16:29.989 We have to put on three pounds minimum before we leave 00:16:30.490 --> 00:16:32.658 to prove we enjoyed Christmas, yes? 00:16:33.326 --> 00:16:34.785 That is the tradition. 00:16:35.828 --> 00:16:38.998 It was prince Albert in 1847 who began it. 00:16:40.333 --> 00:16:43.628 - It's meant to be a bit of fun. - Well, it is, it's a lovely bit of fun. 00:16:43.961 --> 00:16:46.422 I'll do what I can. But no promises. 00:16:47.131 --> 00:16:49.217 I'm always catching up, always. 00:16:52.428 --> 00:16:54.305 - They're all here, aren't they? - Yes. 00:16:59.227 --> 00:17:00.353 What happened? 00:17:00.686 --> 00:17:02.230 A tractor broken down. 00:17:02.271 --> 00:17:04.982 I had to help mend it. My fingernails. 00:17:06.442 --> 00:17:09.779 - Is the bedroom cold again this year? - Yes, it is. 00:17:09.820 --> 00:17:12.907 I always tell them. They never listen. 00:17:12.949 --> 00:17:16.577 - Ma'am, if the bedroom's cold... - The bedroom's always cold. 00:17:16.619 --> 00:17:18.788 It's a bit of fun. Tradition. 00:17:19.121 --> 00:17:20.957 I will have more blankets delivered. 00:17:20.998 --> 00:17:23.292 Why don't they just turn up the heating 00:17:23.334 --> 00:17:25.253 instead of burying everyone in blankets? 00:17:25.545 --> 00:17:27.421 - It's every year I say it. - Mummy? 00:17:27.838 --> 00:17:30.383 What? Oh, look at you! 00:17:30.424 --> 00:17:32.134 - Mummy, I'm cold. 00:17:32.176 --> 00:17:34.929 Who gave you this big, hilarious coat? 00:17:34.971 --> 00:17:36.556 It's from the storeroom, ma'am. 00:17:36.597 --> 00:17:39.267 His royal highness kept saying he was cold. 00:17:39.308 --> 00:17:40.685 Instead of heating... 00:17:41.018 --> 00:17:44.355 They've dressed you up like Winston Churchill. 00:17:46.357 --> 00:17:48.150 Your royal highness. 00:17:48.192 --> 00:17:51.195 The family are all gathered in the drawing room for the sandwiches. 00:17:51.237 --> 00:17:52.363 They are waiting. 00:17:55.157 --> 00:17:56.409 The sandwiches. 00:17:58.035 --> 00:17:59.870 The sandwiches. The holy sandwiches. 00:18:01.038 --> 00:18:02.039 Good. 00:18:03.165 --> 00:18:04.333 To the sandwiches. 00:18:05.459 --> 00:18:06.877 I'll be there in a minute. 00:18:08.170 --> 00:18:09.255 Ma'am. 00:19:23.454 --> 00:19:24.872 Three days. 00:19:26.666 --> 00:19:27.792 That's it. 00:19:36.717 --> 00:19:37.717 [Gaspsi 00:19:39.512 --> 00:19:41.097 Maggie. 00:19:44.725 --> 00:19:46.727 Oh my god. Didn't they tell you? 00:19:48.062 --> 00:19:50.731 I've got you again. I bagged you. 00:19:51.399 --> 00:19:53.317 They gave me to you because I insisted. 00:19:54.235 --> 00:19:55.361 Good. 00:19:56.195 --> 00:19:57.279 Hope. 00:20:01.617 --> 00:20:03.494 These are your dresses for the whole thing. 00:20:06.664 --> 00:20:08.958 I have to run. Listen... 00:20:09.792 --> 00:20:11.252 I've left a coat in my car. 00:20:11.669 --> 00:20:13.838 I want you to clean it, sew it up, 00:20:13.879 --> 00:20:15.089 whatever it needs. 00:20:15.965 --> 00:20:18.426 A coat from where, ma'am? 00:20:19.635 --> 00:20:21.262 Ancient history. 00:20:21.303 --> 00:20:22.596 Whose ancient history? 00:20:23.180 --> 00:20:24.390 Spencer. 00:20:40.322 --> 00:20:41.657 I was always last back. 00:20:42.032 --> 00:20:43.492 Always late for everything. 00:20:44.827 --> 00:20:47.955 I'd get home half an hour after the others and... 00:20:47.997 --> 00:20:49.415 Everyone would just laugh. 00:20:51.500 --> 00:20:54.170 I'd actually forgotten all about the scarecrow until today. 00:20:54.837 --> 00:20:56.922 I can't believe he's still watching over us. 00:20:59.049 --> 00:21:00.426 How can he watch us? 00:21:02.928 --> 00:21:05.598 Ma'am, they're about to open the presents. 00:21:05.639 --> 00:21:06.807 Yes, coming. 00:21:08.559 --> 00:21:09.685 Mummy, 00:21:11.187 --> 00:21:13.522 why do we have to open our presents on Christmas Eve? 00:21:14.607 --> 00:21:16.692 Why not Christmas day like everybody else? 00:21:17.735 --> 00:21:20.488 - You know at school you do tenses? - Yeah. 00:21:20.529 --> 00:21:23.073 There's the past, the present, future. 00:21:23.115 --> 00:21:24.158 Right. 00:21:24.575 --> 00:21:26.744 Well here, there is only one tense. 00:21:27.536 --> 00:21:28.954 There is no future. 00:21:29.789 --> 00:21:31.916 The past and the present are the same thing. 00:21:32.416 --> 00:21:34.835 Daddy told Harry it's because father Christmas 00:21:34.877 --> 00:21:37.713 does queens and kings the day before everybody else 00:21:38.172 --> 00:21:39.840 so that we get the best presents. 00:21:39.882 --> 00:21:41.842 - It's true. - He still believes it. 00:21:41.884 --> 00:21:43.135 What? 00:21:43.177 --> 00:21:45.179 Actually, that was my little fabrication. 00:21:45.221 --> 00:21:46.680 I believe mummy. 00:21:47.431 --> 00:21:49.350 Daddy did confirm it, though. 00:21:49.391 --> 00:21:51.602 Oh, if daddy confirmed it, then it must be true. 00:21:51.644 --> 00:21:53.187 Yes, of course it is. 00:21:53.646 --> 00:21:56.023 You two are both gonna get coal for Christmas. 00:21:57.817 --> 00:21:59.795 Can we go to the house where you used to live? 00:21:59.819 --> 00:22:00.945 It's boarded up. 00:22:01.987 --> 00:22:03.656 It's dangerous, apparently. 00:22:03.697 --> 00:22:06.075 They said, "it's dangerous, you know?" 00:22:06.534 --> 00:22:09.078 - Aww. - In those voices, like doors closing. 00:22:09.119 --> 00:22:10.871 Did granny order that? 00:22:12.706 --> 00:22:14.542 Ma'am, the others are waiting. 00:22:14.583 --> 00:22:17.002 Okay, you go. I'll join you in a minute. Come on. 00:22:19.547 --> 00:22:21.632 Do you like them getting cross with you? 00:22:21.674 --> 00:22:22.967 Yes, terribly. 00:22:23.759 --> 00:22:25.010 Mummy, 00:22:25.052 --> 00:22:26.178 what's happened? 00:22:26.929 --> 00:22:28.472 It's Christmas. 00:22:28.514 --> 00:22:30.391 Everything waits until after Christmas. 00:22:30.808 --> 00:22:31.851 Go on. 00:22:43.195 --> 00:22:44.655 Fuck. 00:23:09.805 --> 00:23:11.265 There. 00:23:27.239 --> 00:23:28.365 What do you think? 00:23:29.033 --> 00:23:30.993 Very beautiful, your royal highness. 00:23:31.452 --> 00:23:32.452 Mm. 00:23:36.957 --> 00:23:39.501 - It's Martha, isn't it? - Maria, ma'am. 00:23:39.543 --> 00:23:40.544 Oh. 00:23:43.172 --> 00:23:44.924 My husband doesn't know it, but... 00:23:46.342 --> 00:23:47.843 I saw a photo and... 00:23:48.177 --> 00:23:50.596 She was wearing exactly the same pearls. 00:23:52.431 --> 00:23:54.308 He bought exactly the same for her. 00:23:55.643 --> 00:23:57.061 But he doesn't even realise. 00:24:00.397 --> 00:24:01.732 It's why I left them. 00:24:01.774 --> 00:24:02.900 As a gesture. 00:24:06.820 --> 00:24:08.072 They are beautiful. 00:24:10.908 --> 00:24:12.868 It's not the pearls' fault, is it? 00:24:12.910 --> 00:24:14.703 No, ma'am. 00:24:16.997 --> 00:24:18.916 If I gave them to you, would you take them? 00:24:25.839 --> 00:24:27.599 No, she couldn't possibly think of it, ma'am. 00:24:28.634 --> 00:24:30.761 I'm told there's a dress to go with them. 00:24:30.803 --> 00:24:32.221 I'm told it's all set. 00:24:33.180 --> 00:24:34.556 You know? All set. 00:24:36.433 --> 00:24:38.394 As if everything's already happened. 00:25:39.872 --> 00:25:43.959 Papa, didn't you say that we Spencers were distantly related to Anne boleyn? 00:25:46.003 --> 00:25:47.421 Yes, I read all about her. 00:25:49.173 --> 00:25:50.382 They even wrote a poem. 00:25:53.135 --> 00:25:54.720 "She married the king of england 00:25:55.387 --> 00:25:57.181 "and the king chopped off her head" 00:25:58.682 --> 00:26:00.225 "because he met another woman 00:26:01.477 --> 00:26:03.020 "and wanted her to be queen..." 00:26:04.730 --> 00:26:05.814 "Instead." 00:26:42.059 --> 00:26:43.102 Who is it? 00:26:43.393 --> 00:26:44.645 It's Maggie, ma'am. 00:26:46.396 --> 00:26:47.564 Well, come. 00:26:49.024 --> 00:26:50.234 Emergency. 00:26:54.363 --> 00:26:55.906 Gosh, thank god it's you. 00:26:56.698 --> 00:26:57.699 Look. 00:26:57.741 --> 00:26:59.535 Emergency, why? It looks beautiful. 00:27:00.035 --> 00:27:02.704 - But it doesn't fit. - Have you tried it on? 00:27:02.746 --> 00:27:04.206 No, with my mood. 00:27:04.248 --> 00:27:06.333 It... it doesn't fit in with my mood. 00:27:06.875 --> 00:27:10.379 Should be black. Black, to contrast the pearls. 00:27:16.927 --> 00:27:19.805 Not only did I rescue it from a scarecrow, 00:27:20.556 --> 00:27:21.974 I'm talking to it. 00:27:23.142 --> 00:27:25.477 All rumours of my disintegration confirmed. 00:27:30.816 --> 00:27:32.484 You know, the dust in this house... 00:27:34.695 --> 00:27:37.715 Almost certainly contains the dead skin of every person who's ever stayed in it. 00:27:37.739 --> 00:27:39.533 This was once queen Victoria's room. 00:27:40.409 --> 00:27:42.619 So it will have her skin floating in the air. 00:27:44.496 --> 00:27:46.957 She wore black for forty years after her husband died. 00:27:48.458 --> 00:27:50.085 That's love, isn't it? 00:27:50.127 --> 00:27:53.255 Well, there's no need to wear black because no one has died. 00:27:57.759 --> 00:27:59.988 - I've put on weight. - No, you've lost weight. 00:28:00.012 --> 00:28:02.514 There's up or down. It's not an issue of debate. 00:28:02.848 --> 00:28:04.558 Remember, we used to talk. 00:28:05.100 --> 00:28:07.436 They fill your eggs with princes and ride away. 00:28:08.478 --> 00:28:09.813 That's fine. 00:28:10.230 --> 00:28:11.607 It's just fine. 00:28:11.648 --> 00:28:12.900 Oh, fuck it. 00:28:14.443 --> 00:28:15.694 I will wear the dress. 00:28:16.403 --> 00:28:17.821 With the pearls. 00:28:17.863 --> 00:28:18.906 Good. 00:28:19.489 --> 00:28:20.657 Good choice. 00:28:21.617 --> 00:28:23.177 Because I'm too weak to insist on black. 00:28:23.202 --> 00:28:24.322 Please. 00:28:25.704 --> 00:28:27.344 - It will be fine. - Yes, it will be fine. 00:28:27.915 --> 00:28:29.082 Good. 00:28:29.499 --> 00:28:32.169 You'll be in the world, in some pub. Laughing. 00:28:33.378 --> 00:28:35.839 And I will be in a field full of fucking landmines. 00:28:36.632 --> 00:28:39.301 So stand very still and smile a lot. 00:28:39.718 --> 00:28:42.179 In this house, everyone can hear everything. 00:28:42.471 --> 00:28:44.514 Yes, even your thoughts. 00:28:44.556 --> 00:28:45.766 Who is that new chap? 00:28:46.558 --> 00:28:48.101 He can read your thoughts. 00:28:48.143 --> 00:28:50.729 Yes, they're getting quite serious. 00:28:50.771 --> 00:28:54.066 - About? - They're getting serious about you. 00:28:55.400 --> 00:28:56.777 It is concern. 00:28:57.402 --> 00:28:58.737 Yes, concern. 00:28:59.529 --> 00:29:01.240 Suggesting compassion. 00:29:02.199 --> 00:29:03.909 Why wouldn't they be concerned? 00:29:04.576 --> 00:29:05.827 I'm half gone. 00:29:06.245 --> 00:29:08.038 - Gone where? - I don't know. 00:29:10.207 --> 00:29:11.792 Today, I nearly just... 00:29:12.793 --> 00:29:14.378 Nearly just kept driving. 00:29:17.714 --> 00:29:20.300 This year they insisted on weighing me. 00:29:23.553 --> 00:29:25.013 Just a bit of fun. 00:29:25.806 --> 00:29:27.266 They can't change. 00:29:27.933 --> 00:29:29.518 You have to change. 00:29:30.602 --> 00:29:33.730 I mean, the weighing, yes, that is just that. 00:29:34.481 --> 00:29:35.941 A bit of fun. 00:29:35.983 --> 00:29:38.694 - - But don't see conspiracy everywhere. 00:29:39.403 --> 00:29:41.488 Don't behave the way the say you behave. 00:29:42.072 --> 00:29:43.657 You make it easy for them. 00:29:44.700 --> 00:29:46.159 Easy for them to do what? 00:29:46.952 --> 00:29:47.952 Well, say it. 00:29:48.328 --> 00:29:49.997 Just look gorgeous. 00:29:50.664 --> 00:29:53.333 I know about the pearls. I know he gave the same to her. 00:29:53.625 --> 00:29:56.003 I understand why you're like this. 00:29:58.922 --> 00:30:01.466 - It's deliberate. - No, no. 00:30:01.883 --> 00:30:03.010 He just forgets. 00:30:03.677 --> 00:30:04.928 But wear them anyway. 00:30:06.346 --> 00:30:08.390 And in your beauty, he will remember. 00:30:09.182 --> 00:30:11.018 I don't care if he fucking remembers. 00:30:12.144 --> 00:30:14.104 Then only remember you're beautiful. 00:30:15.147 --> 00:30:16.523 Don't let that go. 00:30:17.149 --> 00:30:18.442 Beauty is useless. 00:30:20.319 --> 00:30:21.486 Beauty is clothing. 00:30:29.786 --> 00:30:33.332 Prepare the tureens, warm the bowls. Please. Hush, hush, no noise. 00:30:33.373 --> 00:30:36.501 - - Stay on on your feet! 00:30:36.543 --> 00:30:38.003 They can hear us. 00:30:38.420 --> 00:30:40.547 Pitter, patter, soft words. 00:30:40.589 --> 00:30:45.135 Fingers out of saucers, you sons and you daughters of bitches. 00:30:45.177 --> 00:30:48.805 And we blanch the nettles or they will sting us. 00:30:51.433 --> 00:30:55.812 Brigade, we make everything the best it can be. 00:30:55.854 --> 00:30:58.648 I want our Princess of wales 00:31:00.067 --> 00:31:01.443 to want something. 00:31:02.944 --> 00:31:04.071 Service. 00:36:19.803 --> 00:36:20.804 Ma'am? 00:36:21.304 --> 00:36:22.472 It's dessert. 00:36:23.890 --> 00:36:25.810 - They're waiting for you. - Yes, I know. 00:37:46.681 --> 00:37:48.600 Still hungry, ma'am? 00:37:59.569 --> 00:38:00.862 Who are you... 00:38:01.362 --> 00:38:02.530 Exactly? 00:38:04.157 --> 00:38:06.517 I'm usually at Clarence house, drafted in for this occasion. 00:38:06.701 --> 00:38:08.328 I'm the queen mother's equerry. 00:38:11.623 --> 00:38:12.707 Before that? 00:38:14.584 --> 00:38:17.384 I was an officer. In a regiment called the black watch. 00:38:18.296 --> 00:38:19.631 And that's what you do. 00:38:20.340 --> 00:38:21.340 You watch. 00:38:22.634 --> 00:38:24.928 Mostly I'm here because of the press. 00:38:26.471 --> 00:38:30.141 It was felt we needed to be on guard because of all the silly attention 00:38:30.475 --> 00:38:32.644 that your royal highness is attracting. 00:38:32.685 --> 00:38:34.229 Yes, I'm a magnet for madness. 00:38:35.688 --> 00:38:37.106 Other people's madness. 00:38:37.524 --> 00:38:39.651 I have military experience. 00:38:39.692 --> 00:38:44.489 Part of my remit is the security within the grounds of sandringham house. 00:38:45.448 --> 00:38:46.866 To keep photographers away. 00:38:47.617 --> 00:38:49.035 Foreigners, you know? 00:38:51.037 --> 00:38:53.289 One of the men reported back today that they saw you 00:38:53.331 --> 00:38:55.792 dressing and undressing with your curtains open. 00:38:57.252 --> 00:38:59.712 If there had been a photographer... 00:39:02.131 --> 00:39:03.341 Now you really watch. 00:39:04.384 --> 00:39:07.136 I watch to make sure that others do not see. 00:39:08.471 --> 00:39:11.432 Their lenses are terribly powerful these days, ma'am. 00:39:11.808 --> 00:39:14.352 Their lenses are more like microscopes, actually. 00:39:16.479 --> 00:39:18.606 And I am the insect in the dish. 00:39:20.650 --> 00:39:23.152 You see, they're pulling my wings and my legs off. 00:39:24.279 --> 00:39:27.156 One by one. Making notes on how I react. 00:39:29.325 --> 00:39:32.453 "Oh, she really does make a fuss this one, doesn't she?" 00:39:34.664 --> 00:39:35.957 Not like Anne boleyn... 00:39:38.001 --> 00:39:41.170 Who offered her head to the tweezers with such grace. 00:39:44.007 --> 00:39:46.551 I just wanted to be sure you were feeling all right. 00:39:47.594 --> 00:39:49.762 And give you that word of warning. 00:39:50.972 --> 00:39:52.265 I will feel all right. 00:39:53.850 --> 00:39:55.602 If you go away. Please. 00:39:56.269 --> 00:39:57.312 Very well. 00:39:58.271 --> 00:39:59.397 But please... 00:39:59.814 --> 00:40:02.233 - Keep your curtains... - Close my curtains. 00:40:03.026 --> 00:40:04.110 Yes. 00:40:06.237 --> 00:40:07.322 Maybe. 00:40:11.284 --> 00:40:13.578 Depending on lots of things. Hmm. 00:40:18.291 --> 00:40:20.335 Oh. 00:40:21.419 --> 00:40:22.670 It's gone midnight. 00:40:25.632 --> 00:40:26.925 Happy Christmas. 00:40:27.550 --> 00:40:28.760 Happy Christmas. 00:41:43.209 --> 00:41:44.961 Who is this? 00:41:45.003 --> 00:41:46.671 Hands on your head! 00:41:47.296 --> 00:41:48.965 Sorry. 00:41:49.007 --> 00:41:50.007 It's me. 00:41:52.802 --> 00:41:54.470 Your royal highness, apologies. 00:41:54.512 --> 00:41:55.972 We thought you were... 00:41:56.014 --> 00:41:58.391 Can I take my hands off my head? 00:41:58.933 --> 00:42:01.269 Of course. Sorry, ma'am. 00:42:01.310 --> 00:42:02.562 I used to live there. 00:42:03.354 --> 00:42:04.397 I grew up there. 00:42:05.398 --> 00:42:07.442 Came to have a look. 00:42:07.483 --> 00:42:11.195 Ma'am, according to the rules, if we have an encounter, we have to report it. 00:42:11.779 --> 00:42:12.864 With me? 00:42:13.406 --> 00:42:14.782 With anyone. 00:42:14.824 --> 00:42:17.827 I'd like it if you didn't report this encounter. 00:42:18.995 --> 00:42:20.038 Just... 00:42:20.538 --> 00:42:21.956 Say you saw a ghost. 00:42:23.124 --> 00:42:25.126 Are you warm enough, ma'am? 00:42:25.626 --> 00:42:26.836 Not really. 00:42:27.962 --> 00:42:29.589 They won't turn the heating up. 00:42:32.633 --> 00:42:34.886 - I'll go back. - We'll escort you. 00:42:35.303 --> 00:42:37.764 - Why? - There are photographers. 00:42:38.139 --> 00:42:41.601 Well, perhaps they just want to take photos of what's really going on. 00:42:42.310 --> 00:42:44.228 2323, anyone there? 00:42:44.812 --> 00:42:45.812 Joe, is anyone there? 00:42:46.355 --> 00:42:47.982 No, nothing at all. 00:42:48.399 --> 00:42:49.776 No one, all clear. 00:43:27.939 --> 00:43:29.732 Mummy, you're freezing. 00:43:31.734 --> 00:43:33.319 I tried to escape. 00:43:33.361 --> 00:43:34.529 Got captured. 00:43:38.407 --> 00:43:39.617 This one's for you. 00:43:42.036 --> 00:43:44.038 - What is it? - Not telling you. 00:43:44.664 --> 00:43:47.875 Open it in the morning. Christmas morning, like normal people. 00:43:48.459 --> 00:43:50.461 Don't tell anyone. 00:43:50.503 --> 00:43:53.714 - Okay. - I can hear you both talking, you know? 00:43:55.591 --> 00:43:57.552 - And I'm still cold. - Oh. 00:43:58.302 --> 00:44:00.054 When you're cold, 00:44:00.096 --> 00:44:01.556 you light a fire. 00:44:04.767 --> 00:44:05.810 For you. 00:44:08.980 --> 00:44:10.565 Let's play. Come on. 00:44:11.482 --> 00:44:12.567 Attention. 00:44:14.485 --> 00:44:16.779 I'll be the major. You be the soldiers. 00:44:17.905 --> 00:44:19.282 This game is silly. 00:44:19.323 --> 00:44:21.492 Because you're hopeless at it. 00:44:21.534 --> 00:44:22.577 Soldier William. 00:44:24.829 --> 00:44:26.706 Best thing about Christmas so far? 00:44:27.623 --> 00:44:29.783 - Best thing... - - And it has to be the truth. 00:44:30.376 --> 00:44:33.462 Best thing about Christmas so far is being with the family, sir. 00:44:35.381 --> 00:44:37.884 Soldier, I said I wanted the truth. 00:44:37.925 --> 00:44:39.552 - Soldier. - Sorry, sir. 00:44:40.303 --> 00:44:41.345 Presents, sir. 00:44:43.014 --> 00:44:45.334 Sir, presents are the only good thing about Christmas, sir. 00:44:46.017 --> 00:44:48.577 - Not if you can't open them. - That's true. 00:44:49.604 --> 00:44:52.064 Soldier Harry. Best part of Christmas so far? 00:44:52.398 --> 00:44:54.692 And I know I'll get the truth from you, sir. 00:44:55.151 --> 00:44:57.278 When you arrived, mummy, sir. 00:44:59.113 --> 00:45:01.157 - Thank you, sir. - My turn. 00:45:01.741 --> 00:45:03.701 Major William to soldier Diana. 00:45:03.993 --> 00:45:06.245 Tell the major what's happened to make you so sad. 00:45:07.163 --> 00:45:08.956 Sir. Don't know what you mean, sir. 00:45:09.332 --> 00:45:12.168 I want the truth, soldier. 00:45:12.210 --> 00:45:13.252 Sir. 00:45:14.295 --> 00:45:15.379 The past, sir. 00:45:15.838 --> 00:45:17.715 I think it's the present, soldier. 00:45:20.134 --> 00:45:21.761 I think it's in the future. 00:45:25.640 --> 00:45:27.850 Mummy, I actually have to open this or I'll be sick. 00:45:28.267 --> 00:45:30.144 For god's sake, then open it. 00:45:33.231 --> 00:45:35.233 Major William to soldier Diana. 00:45:35.942 --> 00:45:38.236 Um... what's your favourite colour? 00:45:38.277 --> 00:45:40.196 - What... what's your favourite... - Sir, pink. 00:45:40.238 --> 00:45:41.948 No, um... Favourite food? 00:45:41.989 --> 00:45:46.285 Um... pink, pink... Um... hippopotamus cake, spotted. 00:45:46.827 --> 00:45:49.372 - What's your favourite animal, soldier? - Oh... 00:45:49.413 --> 00:45:51.165 Lobster. 00:45:52.583 --> 00:45:54.835 - Lobster. - Why did you get me a lobster? 00:45:55.461 --> 00:45:58.923 Um... because it's red like your cheeks, sir. 00:45:58.965 --> 00:46:03.427 And it was flown from... um... 00:46:03.469 --> 00:46:06.180 It was flown from Santa's home all the way... 00:46:06.222 --> 00:46:07.449 Um... 00:46:07.473 --> 00:46:09.850 It's... it's Santa's... lobster. 00:46:09.892 --> 00:46:11.519 It's Santa's lobster, sir. 00:46:12.270 --> 00:46:13.646 I wanted the truth! 00:46:15.398 --> 00:46:17.793 It's all the way from the north pole. She flew here. 00:46:17.817 --> 00:46:20.152 - You have wings? - Definitely. 00:46:20.695 --> 00:46:22.822 - Soldier William. - Ah. 00:46:23.406 --> 00:46:25.283 Your perfect, perfect Christmas. 00:46:25.324 --> 00:46:26.909 Tell me all about it. 00:46:27.451 --> 00:46:29.287 My perfect, perfect Christmas, sir, 00:46:29.328 --> 00:46:32.540 is not following the rules and doing whatever you want. 00:46:32.581 --> 00:46:35.584 - Eating with your hands. - Not showing up. 00:46:36.127 --> 00:46:38.087 What would that be like? 00:46:38.129 --> 00:46:39.463 That would be a miracle. 00:46:41.173 --> 00:46:43.050 We've never had a miracle before. 00:46:43.634 --> 00:46:45.094 Don't know what it's like. 00:46:46.095 --> 00:46:48.597 Soldier. Do you want to be king, soldier? 00:46:51.976 --> 00:46:53.144 I have no choice. 00:46:55.771 --> 00:46:57.606 Do you want to be the queen, soldier? 00:46:59.150 --> 00:47:00.359 I'll be your mum. 00:47:01.319 --> 00:47:02.445 That's my job. 00:47:03.279 --> 00:47:04.655 Do you get paid? 00:47:06.240 --> 00:47:07.325 Hardly. 00:47:08.784 --> 00:47:10.828 If I start being really silly in the next few days, 00:47:11.912 --> 00:47:12.955 just tell me. 00:47:14.415 --> 00:47:16.500 I'll only believe it if it's you who tells me. 00:47:16.542 --> 00:47:18.002 Okay, mummy. 00:47:18.044 --> 00:47:19.337 Sure can do. 00:47:52.495 --> 00:47:53.662 Who is it? 00:47:53.704 --> 00:47:55.748 Your dresser, your royal highness. 00:48:07.426 --> 00:48:08.719 Where's Maggie? 00:48:09.095 --> 00:48:10.930 I have dressed you before, ma'am. 00:48:10.971 --> 00:48:12.056 Yes, I know. 00:48:12.390 --> 00:48:13.557 May I come in? 00:48:14.266 --> 00:48:15.518 Where's Maggie? 00:48:16.268 --> 00:48:19.105 I believe major Gregory sent her back to London. 00:48:34.120 --> 00:48:35.830 It's very cold this morning. 00:48:49.427 --> 00:48:50.678 This is for breakfast. 00:48:52.430 --> 00:48:55.099 The next outfit, the one you chose for church... 00:48:55.141 --> 00:48:58.269 I suggest you wear a warm merino long coat. 00:49:00.729 --> 00:49:01.856 How do I look? 00:49:03.107 --> 00:49:04.358 What do you mean? 00:49:04.942 --> 00:49:07.194 Right now, how do I look? 00:49:07.820 --> 00:49:08.946 Very nice. 00:49:10.322 --> 00:49:11.322 Hmm. 00:49:13.200 --> 00:49:15.453 - Happy Christmas. - Oh! 00:49:16.203 --> 00:49:19.039 - Happy Christmas... - "... Christmas, ma'am." "Very nice." 00:49:19.582 --> 00:49:21.750 I'd really like to have someone I can talk to properly. 00:49:21.792 --> 00:49:23.544 When is Maggie back? 00:49:23.586 --> 00:49:25.647 - I really don't know, ma'am. - That will be all. Thank you. 00:49:25.671 --> 00:49:27.256 I'm sorry? 00:49:27.298 --> 00:49:29.317 There's a designated dress which I will put on for breakfast. 00:49:29.341 --> 00:49:30.843 And I can put it on myself. 00:49:31.719 --> 00:49:33.345 Your hair isn't set, ma'am. 00:49:37.057 --> 00:49:38.517 Tell them I want Maggie. 00:49:40.478 --> 00:49:43.358 Tell major Gregory, who hears everything, that I insist on having Maggie. 00:49:45.065 --> 00:49:47.359 It isn't really major Gregory who decides. 00:49:47.818 --> 00:49:50.237 No, he doesn't decide. There's never a decision to make. 00:49:50.279 --> 00:49:51.989 There's only what must happen. 00:49:52.323 --> 00:49:53.449 But even so... 00:49:54.867 --> 00:49:57.077 Tell them I insist on having Maggie. 00:50:04.293 --> 00:50:07.254 Or I'll cut all my dresses to pieces with a kitchen knife. 00:50:11.175 --> 00:50:12.468 Yes, ma'am. 00:50:13.010 --> 00:50:15.930 Wait, don't say that. 00:50:15.971 --> 00:50:17.264 No, I don't mean that. 00:50:17.765 --> 00:50:18.891 Don't say that. 00:50:18.933 --> 00:50:21.018 Just say that I'd like Maggie. 00:50:22.937 --> 00:50:24.188 Though you're good, 00:50:25.189 --> 00:50:26.440 I would prefer... 00:50:27.149 --> 00:50:28.526 I would like Maggie. 00:50:29.276 --> 00:50:31.445 - Yes, ma'am. - Thank you. 00:51:11.902 --> 00:51:15.364 Your majesties, your royal highnesses, smile, please. 00:51:21.954 --> 00:51:25.499 This will be followed by coddled eggs with cream sauce, 00:51:25.541 --> 00:51:27.835 Scottish kippers, brown and white toast. 00:51:28.210 --> 00:51:30.462 Accompanied by simmered herring roe, 00:51:30.504 --> 00:51:34.008 roasted muffins, quince jelly. Followed by fresh... 00:51:34.049 --> 00:51:35.819 This will be followed by fresh coffee 00:51:35.843 --> 00:51:38.762 with a selection of organic pastries and cakes 00:51:38.804 --> 00:51:40.431 from highgrove house, 00:51:40.472 --> 00:51:43.934 a selection of organic highgrove jams and marmalades with honey 00:51:44.602 --> 00:51:45.853 from highgrove bees. 00:51:46.520 --> 00:51:49.148 Then, at ten o'clock precisely, 00:51:49.440 --> 00:51:51.358 cars will take all those concerned 00:51:51.400 --> 00:51:54.653 to St. Mary magdalene's church for traditional morning worship. 00:51:55.529 --> 00:51:56.739 But now, 00:51:57.656 --> 00:51:59.742 enjoy your breakfast, your majesty. 00:52:05.873 --> 00:52:06.957 How do I look? 00:52:10.002 --> 00:52:11.170 You look fine. 00:52:14.757 --> 00:52:17.301 There is... one thing. 00:52:20.429 --> 00:52:23.140 The chickens laid the eggs, 00:52:24.183 --> 00:52:25.893 the fishermen caught the fish, 00:52:27.061 --> 00:52:29.688 all these little bees made the honey... 00:52:30.522 --> 00:52:33.734 They all made such an effort to bring you breakfast. 00:52:34.610 --> 00:52:35.903 Please, 00:52:35.944 --> 00:52:39.073 do them the courtesy of not regurgitating it all 00:52:39.114 --> 00:52:42.451 into a lavatory bowl before the church bells even ring. 00:52:49.583 --> 00:52:52.628 The peace of god, which passeth all understanding, 00:52:53.087 --> 00:52:56.715 shall keep your hearts and minds in the knowledge and love of god 00:52:57.007 --> 00:52:59.718 and of his son, Jesus Christ our lord. 00:53:00.636 --> 00:53:04.973 And the blessings of god almighty, the father, the son and holy ghost 00:53:05.599 --> 00:53:08.268 be amongst you and remain with you always. 00:53:09.144 --> 00:53:10.771 - Amen. - Amen. 00:53:34.878 --> 00:53:36.046 Come here. 00:53:37.798 --> 00:53:39.007 Thanks for the crab. 00:53:39.758 --> 00:53:41.635 It's awful. 00:53:42.386 --> 00:53:43.929 I got it at the petrol station. 00:53:44.680 --> 00:53:45.973 It's Christmas. 00:53:46.014 --> 00:53:48.350 It's the thought that counts. 00:53:58.944 --> 00:54:01.071 Did you tell anyone? Mm? 00:54:01.697 --> 00:54:03.031 No. 00:54:03.073 --> 00:54:05.200 I told Harry to hide his lobster. 00:54:05.242 --> 00:54:06.452 But he lost it anyway. 00:54:07.286 --> 00:54:08.412 Of course. 00:54:08.954 --> 00:54:10.080 Well, that's okay. 00:54:11.749 --> 00:54:14.109 There's lots of crustaceans to be had at the petrol station. 00:54:20.507 --> 00:54:22.426 - You cold? - Mm-hmm. 00:54:23.093 --> 00:54:25.095 - Yeah. - Almost. 00:54:29.308 --> 00:54:31.143 Diana! 00:54:31.185 --> 00:54:32.311 Diana! 00:54:33.771 --> 00:54:36.064 Look this way. Give us a smile. 00:54:36.106 --> 00:54:37.733 And William! Will! 00:54:49.244 --> 00:54:51.371 Look this way. There she is. 00:55:12.017 --> 00:55:13.352 Diana! 00:55:15.103 --> 00:55:17.314 The public began arriving early this morning... 00:55:17.356 --> 00:55:19.399 Look, she's wearing the wrong one. 00:55:19.441 --> 00:55:23.153 She's wearing "boxing day lunch" when it should be "Christmas day church." 00:55:23.737 --> 00:55:26.865 Does it really matter that she's, um, swapping them around? 00:55:26.907 --> 00:55:28.075 And those crowds... 00:55:28.116 --> 00:55:29.952 I mean, do you think I should tell someone? 00:55:29.993 --> 00:55:32.037 They might think it's me making mistakes. 00:55:32.496 --> 00:55:34.957 Oh, no. Oh, don't worry. 00:55:35.457 --> 00:55:37.376 As the royal familyturned out... 00:55:37.417 --> 00:55:40.420 They'll know it's not you who's making mistakes. 00:55:40.462 --> 00:55:41.839 The Duke of Edinburgh. 00:55:42.881 --> 00:55:44.675 "Oh death rock me to sleep 00:55:46.134 --> 00:55:47.594 "bring me to quiet rest 00:55:48.887 --> 00:55:51.265 "let pass my weary, guiltless ghost" 00:55:52.599 --> 00:55:54.184 "out of my careful breast." 00:56:00.941 --> 00:56:02.109 Diana. 00:56:06.029 --> 00:56:07.823 Oh death, rock me to sleep. 00:56:38.312 --> 00:56:39.354 Pull! 00:56:46.528 --> 00:56:47.529 Pull! 00:57:02.044 --> 00:57:03.503 You have to say "pull." 00:57:04.004 --> 00:57:06.423 - Pull. - Don't whisper it, say it loud. 00:57:07.382 --> 00:57:08.382 Pull! 00:57:13.472 --> 00:57:14.598 Again. 00:57:15.557 --> 00:57:16.558 Pull! 00:57:23.774 --> 00:57:27.277 You've got... you've got 24 hours. Just teach him. 00:57:27.319 --> 00:57:29.488 You move with the bird, you aim for the beak. 00:57:29.529 --> 00:57:30.781 Okay. 00:57:31.406 --> 00:57:33.408 One in three would be bearable. 00:57:36.995 --> 00:57:39.555 William told me before we came here he didn't want to shoot guns. 00:57:39.581 --> 00:57:42.417 I want to talk because someone aid something about clothes. 00:57:42.459 --> 00:57:44.103 - Will he be all right? - Yes, of course he'll be alright. 00:57:44.127 --> 00:57:46.338 Your dresser said something about clothes. 00:57:46.797 --> 00:57:48.090 I mean, will he be safe? 00:57:48.131 --> 00:57:50.384 It's perfectly safe, you wear protective glasses. 00:57:51.802 --> 00:57:53.428 How can it be safe 00:57:53.470 --> 00:57:55.514 if you have to wear protective glasses? 00:57:56.014 --> 00:57:58.934 Yesterday, you arrived after the queen. 00:57:59.685 --> 00:58:01.561 - I got lost. - How could you get lost? 00:58:01.603 --> 00:58:03.355 You've lived over the hill for years. 00:58:04.022 --> 00:58:05.315 It looks different now. 00:58:06.108 --> 00:58:07.567 Everything looks different. 00:58:08.944 --> 00:58:10.320 Except the scarecrow. 00:58:10.362 --> 00:58:13.240 Yes, she says you took a jacket off a scarecrow. 00:58:14.783 --> 00:58:16.159 It was a bit of fun. 00:58:18.161 --> 00:58:21.001 You sure you weren't late yesterday because you were delayed by someone? 00:58:21.873 --> 00:58:23.083 Someone? 00:58:23.125 --> 00:58:24.925 I just thought someone might have delayed you. 00:58:29.297 --> 00:58:32.050 Sometimes you get delayed by someone. 00:58:33.176 --> 00:58:34.469 No one says anything. 00:58:36.054 --> 00:58:38.116 It's perfectly acceptable for you to be delayed by someone. 00:58:38.140 --> 00:58:39.951 How can you ask if it's safe? It's a tradition. 00:58:39.975 --> 00:58:41.810 Why did you send Maggie away? 00:58:41.852 --> 00:58:44.021 They said she left the curtains open. 00:58:44.062 --> 00:58:45.313 I left the curtains open. 00:58:46.773 --> 00:58:49.151 They are circling us. Didn't you know? Don't you read? 00:58:49.526 --> 00:58:52.237 They're hungry for anything. Why are you swapping dresses around? 00:58:54.406 --> 00:58:56.324 Why would you think I got delayed by someone? 00:58:56.366 --> 00:58:57.784 Oh, come on, come on. 00:59:02.122 --> 00:59:04.833 - He said he didn't want to shoot yet. - He's old enough. 00:59:06.209 --> 00:59:08.420 And you want him to shoot real birds tomorrow? 00:59:08.462 --> 00:59:09.921 For god's sake. 00:59:12.632 --> 00:59:13.800 Also... 00:59:14.634 --> 00:59:16.970 One of major Gregory's men said he saw you 00:59:17.304 --> 00:59:19.806 Wandering around in the grounds last night. 00:59:21.141 --> 00:59:22.809 I wanted to see my house. 00:59:22.851 --> 00:59:25.604 The police caught you but didn't report it. 00:59:25.645 --> 00:59:27.022 Gregory's men saw you too. 00:59:27.064 --> 00:59:29.357 - They're better than the police. - I wanted to go home. 00:59:29.399 --> 00:59:33.111 - It's boarded up. - Yes, but I wish it would be unboarded. 00:59:33.153 --> 00:59:35.113 But if I wish it aloud it definitely won't happen. 00:59:35.155 --> 00:59:37.866 You talk like a baby who isn't being spoilt enough. 00:59:40.702 --> 00:59:42.370 I would like it 00:59:42.412 --> 00:59:45.165 if you didn't make him shoot real birds tomorrow. 00:59:46.208 --> 00:59:47.584 And I would like it 00:59:49.503 --> 00:59:52.264 if you didn't buy me pearls because you bought us both the same thing. 00:59:56.259 --> 00:59:57.969 And if they're circling... 00:59:58.929 --> 01:00:01.181 It seems they're circling just me. 01:00:01.848 --> 01:00:02.848 Not you. 01:00:03.809 --> 01:00:04.935 Just me. 01:00:06.561 --> 01:00:08.761 Perhaps because I always take care to close my curtains. 01:00:26.540 --> 01:00:27.582 Look. 01:00:29.167 --> 01:00:32.087 The thing is, Diana, there has to be two of you. 01:00:34.548 --> 01:00:38.301 You... there's... there's two of me, there's two of father, two of everyone. 01:00:39.052 --> 01:00:40.428 There's the real one, 01:00:41.388 --> 01:00:43.807 and the one they take pictures of. 01:00:48.103 --> 01:00:49.896 Now, we are given tasks. 01:00:50.564 --> 01:00:53.441 You know, I... I hated to shoot at first. 01:00:54.109 --> 01:00:56.403 I gave my gun to the other one, but... 01:00:57.195 --> 01:00:59.990 "But you know, you have to be able to make youn" 01:01:00.031 --> 01:01:01.658 body do things... 01:01:02.659 --> 01:01:03.659 You hate. 01:01:05.412 --> 01:01:06.663 That you hate? 01:01:08.874 --> 01:01:11.001 - That you hate. - That you hate? 01:01:13.086 --> 01:01:14.129 Yes. 01:01:17.174 --> 01:01:18.925 For the good of the country. 01:01:21.595 --> 01:01:23.805 - Of the country? - Yes, the people. 01:01:24.848 --> 01:01:26.766 Because they don't want us to be people. 01:01:29.477 --> 01:01:30.979 That's how it is. 01:01:33.732 --> 01:01:35.483 I'm sorry, I thought you knew. 01:01:55.921 --> 01:01:58.131 So please, stick to the list as it is written, 01:01:58.506 --> 01:02:00.133 in the order that it is written. 01:02:00.467 --> 01:02:03.470 - The dresser gets upset -i want Maggie back. 01:02:03.511 --> 01:02:06.306 Someone heard Maggie saying she thinks you're cracking up. 01:02:06.723 --> 01:02:08.767 What? 01:02:09.100 --> 01:02:11.811 Yes, everyone here hears everything. 01:02:12.687 --> 01:02:15.315 They just don't always tell you what they've heard. 01:02:25.408 --> 01:02:27.808 This can be an opportunity to reflect on our own good fortune 01:02:28.620 --> 01:02:30.789 and on whether we have anything to offer, 01:02:30.830 --> 01:02:32.123 by way of example, 01:02:34.084 --> 01:02:36.244 to those who have recently broken free of dictatorship. 01:02:36.670 --> 01:02:39.130 We, who claim to be of the free world, 01:02:39.756 --> 01:02:42.801 should examine what we really mean by freedom. 01:02:43.843 --> 01:02:45.971 And how we can help to ensure 01:02:46.388 --> 01:02:49.182 that once in place, it is there to stay. 01:02:50.934 --> 01:02:54.271 There are all sorts of elements to a free society. 01:02:56.064 --> 01:02:58.358 But I believe that among the most important 01:02:59.150 --> 01:03:01.319 is the willingness of ordinary men and women... 01:03:02.946 --> 01:03:04.281 Good girl. 01:03:09.828 --> 01:03:10.996 Your majesty. 01:03:19.004 --> 01:03:21.464 I really like the dress you wore on television. 01:03:23.967 --> 01:03:26.344 Wasn't the one my dresser recommended. 01:03:28.388 --> 01:03:30.807 They take a lot of photographs of you, don't they? 01:03:31.933 --> 01:03:36.229 The only portrait that really matters is the one they put on the ten pound note. 01:03:36.521 --> 01:03:39.357 When they take that one, you understand all you are, 01:03:39.399 --> 01:03:40.692 my dear, is currency. 01:03:43.278 --> 01:03:44.821 Come on. 01:03:59.210 --> 01:04:03.256 The Turkey and the goose will be accompanied by the following: 01:04:03.298 --> 01:04:07.385 Plum sauce, bread sauce, cranberry sauce, cloudberry sauce, 01:04:08.178 --> 01:04:10.096 potatoes, carrots and spinach. 01:04:10.388 --> 01:04:12.849 Three plums for the prince of wales. 01:04:12.891 --> 01:04:14.351 Organic carrots. 01:04:14.392 --> 01:04:16.412 Please, be careful which box we take the carrots from 01:04:16.436 --> 01:04:18.146 because he will bloody check. 01:04:18.605 --> 01:04:21.316 Parsnips, again organic. 01:04:21.358 --> 01:04:24.277 Okay, on to dessert. 01:04:24.319 --> 01:04:27.739 We have souffle d'abricots, bread and butter pudding, 01:04:27.781 --> 01:04:31.242 a Christmas pudding chocolate yule log, plum pudding, 01:04:31.284 --> 01:04:33.703 mince pies, raspberry croquets, 01:04:33.745 --> 01:04:36.623 pastries, fondants, chocolate mousses, 01:04:36.664 --> 01:04:40.710 white chocolate mousses, creme brulee. 01:04:40.752 --> 01:04:44.964 Finally, a selection of sweet and savoury organic biscuits. 01:04:45.006 --> 01:04:46.758 Organic biscuits from? 01:04:46.800 --> 01:04:48.551 Highgrove, chef! 01:04:49.177 --> 01:04:50.303 Yes, 01:04:50.887 --> 01:04:52.389 yes, bloody highgrove. 01:04:53.681 --> 01:04:56.768 Right. Okay, the time now is ten minutes past three. 01:04:56.810 --> 01:04:59.229 Dinner will be served at eight P.M. precisely... 01:05:20.792 --> 01:05:22.544 What happens to the pheasants? 01:05:26.005 --> 01:05:28.325 What happens to the pheasants that my son will be shooting? 01:05:31.010 --> 01:05:32.387 After the shoot... 01:05:32.887 --> 01:05:35.056 We'll dress them and we'll pluck them and... 01:05:35.473 --> 01:05:37.684 Everyone will take a brace home with them. 01:05:39.727 --> 01:05:41.271 There will be lots left over. 01:05:43.064 --> 01:05:45.704 The staff get some, the dogs get some, and the rest is thrown away. 01:05:47.193 --> 01:05:48.528 Thrown away... 01:05:50.738 --> 01:05:54.451 The pheasants are bred to be shot, ma'am. But for the gun, they wouldn't be there. 01:05:55.118 --> 01:05:57.745 And the ones that don't get shol they just get run over. 01:05:57.787 --> 01:05:59.581 They're not the brightest of birds. 01:06:00.373 --> 01:06:02.083 Beautiful but not very bright. 01:06:03.960 --> 01:06:06.087 Did you read the vogue article about me? 01:06:07.505 --> 01:06:11.384 I've put souffle d'abricots on the menu for you, your favourite. 01:06:11.426 --> 01:06:13.887 And I will make it myself for you. 01:06:16.848 --> 01:06:17.891 Fine. 01:06:23.104 --> 01:06:24.481 Do you mind? 01:06:28.026 --> 01:06:30.236 I've been reading about Anne boleyn. 01:06:32.906 --> 01:06:34.657 I never remember which one is which. 01:06:35.074 --> 01:06:38.453 She's the one who was beheaded by king Henry viii. 01:06:39.370 --> 01:06:41.706 Because he said that she was having an affair. 01:06:41.748 --> 01:06:44.709 But in fact he was the one who was having the affair. 01:06:47.003 --> 01:06:48.129 I think I saw her. 01:06:48.922 --> 01:06:50.507 The ghost of her. 01:06:50.548 --> 01:06:54.093 Everything you say to any member of staff here becomes currency. 01:06:54.385 --> 01:06:57.222 Do you understand? It becomes currency in these rooms. 01:06:57.847 --> 01:06:58.890 Good. 01:06:59.599 --> 01:07:00.725 Excehenl 01:07:01.976 --> 01:07:03.561 I'm prepared for my future 01:07:03.603 --> 01:07:06.397 as a face on a coin to be passed from hand to hand. 01:07:08.316 --> 01:07:09.943 You don't even think that. 01:07:11.736 --> 01:07:13.821 Did Maggie say that I was cracking up? 01:07:15.281 --> 01:07:16.491 Which one's Maggie? 01:07:21.329 --> 01:07:23.122 I thought she was my friend. 01:07:25.041 --> 01:07:26.417 Did she say it? 01:07:26.459 --> 01:07:28.044 I... I don't listen. 01:07:28.503 --> 01:07:29.503 I just cook. 01:07:32.757 --> 01:07:35.468 Some things are best not said out loud. 01:07:37.345 --> 01:07:38.846 Stories of ghosts, 01:07:38.888 --> 01:07:41.683 cutting off of heads and any odd thing that you might say, 01:07:41.724 --> 01:07:43.309 they get repeated here. 01:07:44.018 --> 01:07:47.146 But if I don't say it out loud, they read it on my face. 01:07:48.815 --> 01:07:50.483 - They can all see into me. - Ma'am. 01:07:51.109 --> 01:07:53.736 Usually when they sit at these tables and talk, 01:07:54.028 --> 01:07:55.154 they're laughing. 01:07:56.531 --> 01:07:58.950 At all the oddness and all the scandals. 01:08:01.202 --> 01:08:04.080 But with you, they do not laugh. 01:08:07.041 --> 01:08:08.793 They're gentle with you. 01:08:09.794 --> 01:08:11.254 And they're kind. 01:08:12.630 --> 01:08:14.257 And they are worried. 01:08:18.511 --> 01:08:20.179 They want you to survive. 01:08:21.973 --> 01:08:25.518 As the person you were when you first came here ten years ago. 01:08:30.607 --> 01:08:32.942 Do you have access to wire cutters? 01:08:35.194 --> 01:08:37.238 Why do you want wire cutters, Diana? 01:08:38.156 --> 01:08:39.365 To cut wire. 01:08:57.759 --> 01:08:59.135 Oh, go on. 01:08:59.844 --> 01:09:00.970 Fly away. 01:09:02.972 --> 01:09:04.349 Before it's too late. 01:09:08.936 --> 01:09:12.273 If you are going to fly anywhere, may I recommend Kensington? 01:09:13.733 --> 01:09:16.444 They wouldn't shoot you there. 01:09:16.861 --> 01:09:19.322 They'd make a fuss of your beautiful feathers. 01:09:20.573 --> 01:09:22.200 Look at the colours, they'd say. 01:09:23.868 --> 01:09:26.746 And everyone would start wearing feathers just like yours. 01:09:28.206 --> 01:09:30.309 You're so lucky, because you can wear the same outfit. 01:09:30.333 --> 01:09:31.376 Forgive me, ma'am, 01:09:31.417 --> 01:09:33.294 but you need to get ready for dinner. 01:09:34.545 --> 01:09:35.672 It's almost five. 01:09:38.257 --> 01:09:39.467 Dinner's at eight. 01:09:40.927 --> 01:09:42.970 Your dresser needs to dress you ma'am. Come, come. 01:09:43.012 --> 01:09:44.305 I'll be along shortly. 01:09:57.568 --> 01:09:58.695 Ma'am, may I? 01:10:06.577 --> 01:10:09.455 You know, some years ago I was in Belfast. 01:10:10.498 --> 01:10:12.333 The falls road. 01:10:12.375 --> 01:10:13.960 Sour times back then. 01:10:15.253 --> 01:10:16.504 We were in an alley. 01:10:17.171 --> 01:10:18.506 About to cross... 01:10:19.173 --> 01:10:20.842 I had a good friend beside me. 01:10:21.634 --> 01:10:22.719 A good friend. 01:10:24.053 --> 01:10:25.773 Soldiers become more than friends, you know? 01:10:27.598 --> 01:10:30.893 Anyway, to stop our legs from shaking, he was telling me a story. 01:10:30.935 --> 01:10:33.813 He was brought up in a farm up in the highlands and he was... 01:10:33.855 --> 01:10:35.440 He was talking about some horse 01:10:35.481 --> 01:10:38.317 that his father had bought at the fair that couldn't be tamed. 01:10:38.776 --> 01:10:41.195 Lots of funny stories 01:10:41.529 --> 01:10:45.199 about this wild horse throwing his brothers around and such. 01:10:45.491 --> 01:10:46.701 But then he said... 01:10:48.327 --> 01:10:49.327 "But then, 01:10:49.912 --> 01:10:51.497 one fine morning..." 01:10:54.417 --> 01:10:56.711 In that moment, the bullet hit him. 01:10:56.753 --> 01:11:00.506 Back of the head, out through his nose. And he fell onto me and... 01:11:01.215 --> 01:11:02.383 I hugged him. 01:11:02.717 --> 01:11:03.760 Close. 01:11:04.677 --> 01:11:06.637 Saved myself from the next bullet. 01:11:07.388 --> 01:11:08.848 Hmm. 01:11:10.767 --> 01:11:13.412 Never did find out what happened to that wild horse. 01:11:13.436 --> 01:11:17.148 I asked myself, who do we soldiers die for? 01:11:22.069 --> 01:11:23.821 Then I remembered my oath. 01:11:25.448 --> 01:11:28.409 We all make an oath of loyalty to the crown. 01:11:29.577 --> 01:11:31.412 It's not the human beings, you see? 01:11:32.538 --> 01:11:35.082 But it's the oath you chose to believe. 01:11:36.375 --> 01:11:39.712 Their faults, their weaknesses, that's not what you think about 01:11:39.754 --> 01:11:41.714 when you're in an alley in the falls road. 01:11:42.423 --> 01:11:44.884 You think only about your oath. 01:11:45.510 --> 01:11:46.719 And what that means. 01:11:49.889 --> 01:11:51.599 I don't want anyone to die for me. 01:11:53.351 --> 01:11:55.645 And I hope your friend's wild horse 01:11:57.438 --> 01:11:58.606 was never tamed. 01:12:04.111 --> 01:12:05.279 Ma'am. 01:12:07.323 --> 01:12:08.991 I've been asked to ensure 01:12:09.867 --> 01:12:11.077 that this time, 01:12:11.619 --> 01:12:13.412 unlike your arrival at the house, 01:12:13.913 --> 01:12:15.623 you arrive for dinner on time. 01:12:17.208 --> 01:12:20.169 It is her majesty and the house of windsor I am pledged to serve. 01:12:20.628 --> 01:12:22.213 And I speak with their voice. 01:12:22.672 --> 01:12:25.883 So please, there really is no time for indulgence, ma'am. 01:12:30.263 --> 01:12:32.640 It was you who put the book on my bed. 01:12:34.392 --> 01:12:35.810 What book? 01:12:37.019 --> 01:12:38.646 You put it there as a warning. 01:12:39.522 --> 01:12:43.025 I really have no idea what you are talking about, ma'am. 01:13:36.203 --> 01:13:38.831 Ma'am, there seems to have been some confusion 01:13:38.873 --> 01:13:40.917 about which dress to wear and when. 01:13:42.251 --> 01:13:45.004 Yes, you reported my confusion faithfully. 01:13:46.297 --> 01:13:47.924 Perhaps you've taken an oath. 01:13:52.720 --> 01:13:55.056 The curtains have been fastened, ma'am. 01:13:55.932 --> 01:13:59.018 That is, I was told to sew them by his royal highness. 01:13:59.060 --> 01:14:01.979 There have been reports of people in the grounds. 01:14:17.870 --> 01:14:19.538 They think photographers. 01:14:20.748 --> 01:14:21.958 We thought it wise. 01:14:22.917 --> 01:14:24.126 Yes, it is wise. 01:14:25.378 --> 01:14:27.713 - For Christmas dinner. - It's very wise... 01:14:27.755 --> 01:14:28.923 I took it in. 01:14:30.132 --> 01:14:31.509 You have lost weight. 01:14:32.843 --> 01:14:34.011 Shall we try it on? 01:14:35.596 --> 01:14:37.431 Ma'am, I will help you. 01:14:40.226 --> 01:14:41.894 How can you help me? 01:15:10.881 --> 01:15:12.842 I thought at first it might not fit me. 01:15:13.592 --> 01:15:15.261 But it does. 01:15:15.302 --> 01:15:17.822 There's even a little room left in it to accommodate for dinner. 01:15:21.308 --> 01:15:22.308 There we are. 01:15:29.316 --> 01:15:30.526 Will you wear it? 01:15:30.568 --> 01:15:31.944 Of course I will wear it. 01:15:33.863 --> 01:15:36.157 It says on the label "Christmas day dinner," 01:15:36.198 --> 01:15:37.908 and it's Christmas day dinner. 01:15:37.950 --> 01:15:39.326 What else would I wear? 01:15:42.830 --> 01:15:43.831 Now leave me. 01:15:45.583 --> 01:15:46.792 I wish to masturbate. 01:15:48.669 --> 01:15:49.962 Ma'am. 01:15:53.549 --> 01:15:55.384 You can tell everyone I said that. 01:16:54.068 --> 01:16:56.070 Ma'am. 01:16:56.112 --> 01:16:58.864 - Dinner is served in 30 minutes. - God. 01:17:25.266 --> 01:17:27.351 Yes, I'm coming! 01:17:36.944 --> 01:17:37.944 Mummy? 01:17:39.738 --> 01:17:41.157 Mummy? 01:17:48.747 --> 01:17:49.832 Mummy, 01:17:51.250 --> 01:17:53.290 you said to tell you if you were being really silly. 01:17:54.920 --> 01:17:56.714 Mummy, you're being really silly. 01:17:58.757 --> 01:17:59.757 Please. 01:18:00.926 --> 01:18:02.526 Mummy, we have to sit down before granny. 01:18:04.930 --> 01:18:07.308 Ma'am, dinner is served in ten minutes. 01:18:07.349 --> 01:18:08.934 Yes, we are just... 01:18:11.770 --> 01:18:13.856 Mummy, just switch off your mind. 01:18:14.190 --> 01:18:16.775 Don't think about it until after dinner. 01:18:17.401 --> 01:18:18.611 For everyone's sake. 01:18:22.281 --> 01:18:24.158 The chef has made souffle d'abricots. 01:18:25.117 --> 01:18:26.493 It's just for me. 01:18:28.037 --> 01:18:29.622 It's not for them, it's for me. 01:18:30.247 --> 01:18:32.416 You've got like one minute to get dressed. 01:18:34.543 --> 01:18:35.753 You can do this. 01:18:37.713 --> 01:18:39.506 That's okay because... 01:18:39.924 --> 01:18:41.425 It only takes me one minute. 01:18:41.884 --> 01:18:43.928 I look great anyway. 01:18:46.222 --> 01:18:47.598 Did you see her in church? 01:18:48.849 --> 01:18:50.100 See who, mummy? 01:18:53.062 --> 01:18:54.438 Jane Seymour, of course. 01:18:56.357 --> 01:18:57.358 Mummy... 01:18:57.942 --> 01:18:59.818 - I'll be one minute. - Okay. 01:19:00.653 --> 01:19:02.363 Okay... one minute. 01:19:06.116 --> 01:19:07.618 I just need one minute. 01:19:13.415 --> 01:19:15.501 - Just one minute. Sorry. - No, no! 01:19:15.542 --> 01:19:18.003 - It's okay, it's okay! - No, please, mummy. 01:19:43.070 --> 01:19:44.113 Ma'am? 01:19:45.030 --> 01:19:46.907 Dessert is about to be served. 01:19:49.326 --> 01:19:51.954 The souffle d'abricots is just for me. 01:19:55.457 --> 01:19:57.584 Ma'am, I've been told to wait for you. 01:19:59.420 --> 01:20:01.046 That's very kind of you. 01:20:02.506 --> 01:20:03.549 Very kind... 01:20:04.842 --> 01:20:05.926 Ma'am? 01:20:09.346 --> 01:20:10.346 Diana. 01:20:18.022 --> 01:20:19.022 Come. 01:20:19.940 --> 01:20:21.025 Emergency! 01:20:25.863 --> 01:20:26.905 Hold on. 01:20:27.906 --> 01:20:28.906 Fight them. 01:20:30.117 --> 01:20:31.285 Be beautiful. 01:20:33.287 --> 01:20:34.913 You are your own weapon. 01:20:35.914 --> 01:20:37.791 Don't cut it to pieces. 01:20:37.833 --> 01:20:40.586 Okay, but you have to stay with me. 01:20:42.629 --> 01:20:43.756 You can't leave me. 01:20:45.215 --> 01:20:47.426 - No. - Stay with me. 01:20:47.801 --> 01:20:48.801 Of course. 01:20:59.688 --> 01:21:01.190 Where is she? 01:21:02.107 --> 01:21:03.650 Ma'am? 01:21:06.695 --> 01:21:08.781 Ma'am, they are all waiting. 01:21:44.066 --> 01:21:45.067 Ma'am, please. 01:21:49.279 --> 01:21:50.864 Tell them I'm not well. 01:21:53.867 --> 01:21:55.911 Tell them I'm not at all well! 01:22:08.006 --> 01:22:09.425 Tell them I am not well. 01:22:10.676 --> 01:22:11.969 Tell them I'm not well. 01:22:20.936 --> 01:22:22.980 Go tell them I'm not well! 01:22:32.823 --> 01:22:33.823 Ma'am. 01:22:34.867 --> 01:22:37.202 I need a pair of Wellingtons. And a torch. 01:22:46.462 --> 01:22:47.504 Thank you. 01:22:48.547 --> 01:22:50.090 Where are you going, ma'am? 01:22:50.924 --> 01:22:51.924 Home. 01:23:03.061 --> 01:23:04.061 Sir. 01:23:05.063 --> 01:23:06.773 The Princess of wales has gone outside. 01:23:07.524 --> 01:23:09.568 She said she's going home. 01:23:11.236 --> 01:23:13.322 Really? How odd. 01:23:16.074 --> 01:23:17.834 I think that means she's going to park house. 01:23:19.328 --> 01:23:20.871 It's dangerous, sir. 01:23:20.913 --> 01:23:23.207 The stairs and the floorboards, they're rotten. 01:23:24.041 --> 01:23:27.085 If a Princess wants to go home, who are we to stand in her way? 01:23:30.255 --> 01:23:32.341 If the constables report anything, 01:23:33.008 --> 01:23:34.343 tell them to let her be. 01:23:35.886 --> 01:23:37.304 That is all she wants. 01:23:38.055 --> 01:23:39.264 For us all to just... 01:23:39.723 --> 01:23:40.723 Let her be. 01:23:42.017 --> 01:23:43.017 Yes, sir. 01:25:31.918 --> 01:25:32.919 [Gaspsi 01:27:31.204 --> 01:27:32.539 So. 01:28:01.526 --> 01:28:04.362 Diana! Boys! Get inside! 01:29:07.509 --> 01:29:09.261 Diana. 01:29:12.097 --> 01:29:14.033 You know he gave her a picture of himself. 01:29:14.057 --> 01:29:15.350 A miniature painting. 01:29:19.187 --> 01:29:21.189 She wore it around her neck. 01:29:23.233 --> 01:29:24.985 - Same as the one... 01:29:25.026 --> 01:29:26.820 That I wore around my neck. 01:29:28.154 --> 01:29:29.531 So I just tore it off. 01:29:32.284 --> 01:29:33.368 Go. 01:29:35.829 --> 01:29:36.872 Run. 01:33:55.672 --> 01:33:56.881 Are you real? 01:33:58.424 --> 01:33:59.424 Yeah. 01:34:02.262 --> 01:34:03.263 Yeah. 01:34:11.521 --> 01:34:12.521 Hey. 01:34:46.556 --> 01:34:48.057 They asked me back. 01:34:49.934 --> 01:34:52.562 They said they needed someone to talk to you. 01:34:52.604 --> 01:34:53.605 Hmm. 01:34:57.609 --> 01:34:58.943 Who is "they"? 01:34:59.861 --> 01:35:01.404 The prince of wales. 01:35:02.322 --> 01:35:03.990 That was good of him. 01:35:04.574 --> 01:35:05.992 He's not all bad. 01:35:06.618 --> 01:35:07.911 None of them are. 01:35:08.203 --> 01:35:09.204 No. 01:35:10.496 --> 01:35:12.336 They asked me to suggest that you see a doctor. 01:35:14.167 --> 01:35:15.460 They say you've been... 01:35:15.501 --> 01:35:16.878 Cutting yourself again. 01:35:17.921 --> 01:35:19.130 Hmm. 01:35:19.172 --> 01:35:20.465 How do they know? 01:35:21.549 --> 01:35:23.384 - They know everything. - They don't. 01:35:26.221 --> 01:35:29.182 They don't know that Anne boleyn saved my life last night. 01:35:32.393 --> 01:35:36.105 I've been imagining how they'll write about me in a thousand years. 01:35:37.106 --> 01:35:38.316 If you're royal, 01:35:40.193 --> 01:35:42.087 the more time that passes, the fewer words they use to describe you. 01:35:42.111 --> 01:35:43.529 William: "The conqueror." 01:35:44.822 --> 01:35:47.200 Elizabeth: "The virgin." Diana... 01:35:54.040 --> 01:35:55.625 If I ever do become queen, 01:35:56.960 --> 01:35:58.169 what will I be? 01:36:00.713 --> 01:36:01.713 Insane? 01:36:07.553 --> 01:36:09.639 He said that you told someone that... 01:36:10.139 --> 01:36:12.183 You thought I was cracking up. 01:36:14.143 --> 01:36:15.143 It's okay. 01:36:15.895 --> 01:36:17.272 But did you say it? 01:36:23.778 --> 01:36:25.863 Before I answer that question, 01:36:26.322 --> 01:36:27.322 - ma'am... - Hmm. 01:36:28.241 --> 01:36:29.534 For what it's worth... 01:36:31.577 --> 01:36:34.622 I've never told you this and it probably means you'll have to fire me, but... 01:36:36.708 --> 01:36:38.751 Well actually, I'm in love with you. 01:36:42.755 --> 01:36:43.881 Yes, I mean... 01:36:43.923 --> 01:36:45.591 I mean in that way. 01:36:48.261 --> 01:36:49.261 Completely. 01:36:55.727 --> 01:36:59.188 So, I suppose the one word I'd use to describe you 01:36:59.230 --> 01:37:00.398 would be "shocked." 01:37:01.899 --> 01:37:04.444 Diana: "The shocked." 01:37:09.574 --> 01:37:10.783 Um... 01:37:11.409 --> 01:37:14.203 - Goodness. - Yes, quite. 01:37:14.245 --> 01:37:15.747 So what do you say to that? 01:37:17.582 --> 01:37:20.418 - I... - Shock does wonders apparently. 01:37:22.170 --> 01:37:25.006 And I know... I know you don't see me in that way. 01:37:25.048 --> 01:37:27.800 - No, I... - It's perfectly fine. I'm a grown-up. 01:37:31.804 --> 01:37:34.575 I just thought I'd lighten the gloom with something totally unexpected. 01:37:34.599 --> 01:37:35.599 Bam. 01:37:38.186 --> 01:37:40.646 Just think of all the times I've seen you naked. 01:37:45.651 --> 01:37:46.986 I'm surprised, but... 01:37:47.028 --> 01:37:48.321 Completely... 01:37:48.780 --> 01:37:50.573 I'm grown-up about... this. 01:37:51.324 --> 01:37:53.117 No, you're not. You're not. 01:37:53.534 --> 01:37:55.703 You're having a childish giggle and I love it. 01:37:56.162 --> 01:37:58.331 Fuck doctors. What you need is love. 01:37:59.374 --> 01:38:02.460 Love, shocks and laughter. 01:38:04.170 --> 01:38:05.296 Plenty of it. 01:38:07.173 --> 01:38:09.175 - I... - You ready for that walk now? 01:38:29.362 --> 01:38:31.406 It's going out. Further and further. 01:38:47.088 --> 01:38:48.339 One hour to the guns. 01:38:49.799 --> 01:38:51.342 Load the shoot boxes, please. 01:38:54.971 --> 01:38:59.308 Eggs, dairy and cheese are our friends. Meats and oils our enemies. 01:38:59.684 --> 01:39:02.937 Remember, salt cellars will lie down with the spices 01:39:03.312 --> 01:39:04.981 on muslin bed sheets. 01:39:28.087 --> 01:39:30.006 - Just do your best, okay? - Yes. 01:40:28.147 --> 01:40:30.316 Park the car in the staff car park 01:40:30.358 --> 01:40:32.443 and leave the keys in the glove compartment. 01:40:33.194 --> 01:40:34.737 Why? What are you going to do? 01:40:36.989 --> 01:40:39.242 I'm going to take my place among the pheasants. 01:40:42.328 --> 01:40:43.621 Seriously. What? 01:40:43.663 --> 01:40:44.747 No, seriously. 01:40:46.290 --> 01:40:48.793 Oh, Maggie, it's all just a bit of fun, isn't it? 01:40:51.295 --> 01:40:52.295 Men. 01:40:52.505 --> 01:40:53.923 Husbands, sex. 01:40:54.882 --> 01:40:55.882 Mistresses. 01:40:56.551 --> 01:40:57.551 Deceit. 01:40:58.219 --> 01:40:59.219 Succession. 01:41:01.222 --> 01:41:02.390 It's currency. 01:41:03.766 --> 01:41:04.892 That's all we are. 01:41:05.226 --> 01:41:06.686 I like nice things 01:41:08.521 --> 01:41:10.606 that are simple, ordinary. 01:41:11.691 --> 01:41:13.067 But things that are real. 01:41:14.068 --> 01:41:15.987 You know, I really like things that are 01:41:16.362 --> 01:41:18.239 quite middle-class, unfashionable. 01:41:18.698 --> 01:41:20.074 I love les mis, I love... 01:41:20.491 --> 01:41:21.701 Phantom of the opera. 01:41:22.535 --> 01:41:23.619 I love fast food. 01:41:25.037 --> 01:41:27.206 I feel sorry for pheasants. 01:41:27.790 --> 01:41:29.208 There's no hope for me. 01:41:29.750 --> 01:41:30.835 Not with them. 01:41:34.755 --> 01:41:36.716 I'm going to see you back in Kensington. 01:41:37.174 --> 01:41:38.509 I can't wait. 01:41:40.303 --> 01:41:42.555 - I'll have a pheasant feather in my hat. - Okay. 01:43:50.516 --> 01:43:52.226 Saboteur! 01:43:52.268 --> 01:43:54.770 Hold your fire! 01:43:57.273 --> 01:43:58.399 Boys! 01:43:59.817 --> 01:44:01.569 I want to take you home. 01:44:13.956 --> 01:44:16.041 I'm not moving from this spot 01:44:16.751 --> 01:44:18.252 until they come to me! 01:44:27.970 --> 01:44:29.930 You'll just have to shoot me! 01:44:46.197 --> 01:44:47.197 Go. 01:44:49.450 --> 01:44:50.826 You... try to help her. 01:44:54.663 --> 01:44:56.475 Your royal highness, do you want me to intervene here? 01:44:56.499 --> 01:44:57.583 My sons... 01:44:59.418 --> 01:45:01.086 Are going to join their mother. 01:45:05.341 --> 01:45:07.259 So everyone hold your fire. 01:45:08.761 --> 01:45:09.762 Go. 01:45:33.994 --> 01:45:34.994 Yes. 01:45:35.204 --> 01:45:36.121 Okay. 01:45:36.163 --> 01:45:37.163 Oh! 01:45:46.632 --> 01:45:47.758 Come on! 01:45:47.800 --> 01:45:50.135 - Slowpoke! Slowpoke! - Come on! 01:45:50.177 --> 01:45:52.888 - Come on! - Do you want to be first? 01:45:53.639 --> 01:45:54.682 Come on, mummy. 01:45:58.477 --> 01:45:59.895 Hang on. Boys. 01:46:02.314 --> 01:46:03.858 Come here. Come on, come on. 01:46:05.025 --> 01:46:06.277 Feet up, feet up. 01:46:08.612 --> 01:46:10.364 What are we? 01:46:11.323 --> 01:46:12.533 Seventeen and a half stone. 01:46:13.742 --> 01:46:15.578 - There. - Come, mummy. 01:46:15.619 --> 01:46:17.138 That's how much I enjoyed myself. 01:46:17.162 --> 01:46:19.623 - Ma'am, shall I bring the car? - Tell major Gregory: 01:46:19.665 --> 01:46:21.458 Seventeen and a half stone. 01:46:21.500 --> 01:46:22.500 Write it down. 01:46:24.628 --> 01:46:26.046 Right here, mummy? 01:46:26.672 --> 01:46:28.257 Are you leaving us, ma'am? 01:46:28.299 --> 01:46:30.217 Yes! Isn't it terrible? 01:46:30.259 --> 01:46:32.887 Yeah. Would you like me to make you up some food? 01:46:32.928 --> 01:46:34.179 There's a lot left over. 01:46:34.680 --> 01:46:36.682 No, I've promised them a real treat. 01:46:37.558 --> 01:46:39.894 I missed your souffle. 01:46:40.394 --> 01:46:42.688 It would've only been wasted on me, anyway. 01:46:43.022 --> 01:46:44.106 We need the keys. 01:46:46.025 --> 01:46:47.610 There's also a note. 01:47:07.588 --> 01:47:09.131 ["All I need is a miracle" plays} 01:47:11.884 --> 01:47:14.261 I I said go if you want to go I 01:47:15.930 --> 01:47:18.140 I stay if you want to stay I 01:47:18.766 --> 01:47:21.393 I I didn't care if you hung around me... I 01:47:21.727 --> 01:47:22.895 where are we going? 01:47:23.646 --> 01:47:24.646 Home. 01:47:26.899 --> 01:47:28.651 - I'm cold. - And I'm hungry. 01:47:28.692 --> 01:47:31.070 Well, turn the heating up! We're going to eat. 01:47:31.111 --> 01:47:33.447 I I'll admit I was never wrong... I 01:47:34.198 --> 01:47:36.075 Where are we going to eat? 01:47:36.116 --> 01:47:37.326 Somewhere! 01:47:37.660 --> 01:47:39.495 - Do you know? - Trust me! 01:47:39.536 --> 01:47:41.705 - Do you know? - We'll find out! 01:47:41.747 --> 01:47:43.374 I like a child I 01:47:44.041 --> 01:47:47.962 I I'm gonna miss you for the rest of my life I 01:47:52.091 --> 01:47:54.218 All I need is a miracle 01:47:54.635 --> 01:47:57.805 all I need is you 01:47:59.181 --> 01:48:01.433 all I need is a miracle 01:48:01.725 --> 01:48:04.436 all I need is you 01:48:06.313 --> 01:48:08.649 All I need is a miracle 01:48:08.691 --> 01:48:11.777 all I need is you 01:48:14.571 --> 01:48:16.782 I I never had any time I 01:48:17.950 --> 01:48:20.452 I and I never had any call I 01:48:21.203 --> 01:48:24.540 I but I went out of my way just to hurt you I 01:48:25.249 --> 01:48:27.418 I the one I shouldn't hurt at all I 01:48:28.752 --> 01:48:31.505 I I thought I was being cool I 01:48:32.047 --> 01:48:35.467 I yeah I thought I was being strong I 01:48:35.509 --> 01:48:38.929 I but it's always the same old story I 01:48:38.971 --> 01:48:41.974 I you never know what you've got till it's gone I 01:48:43.308 --> 01:48:44.768 I love this car. 01:48:44.810 --> 01:48:46.520 I love this song! 01:48:46.562 --> 01:48:49.106 I'm gonna love you for the rest of your life 01:48:53.444 --> 01:48:54.486 Let's go! 01:48:54.528 --> 01:48:56.447 I need is a miracle 01:48:56.822 --> 01:49:00.325 I need is you I 01:49:01.410 --> 01:49:03.829 I need is a miracle I 01:49:03.871 --> 01:49:07.124 I need is you I 01:49:07.166 --> 01:49:09.626 I need is a miracle I 01:49:11.003 --> 01:49:13.172 I need is you I 01:49:14.757 --> 01:49:16.133 Can I take your order? 01:49:17.342 --> 01:49:18.552 Three times chicken. 01:49:20.304 --> 01:49:22.864 Three times fries. 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