WEBVTT 00:00:00.563 --> 00:00:50.690 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:59.731 --> 00:01:01.733 - When I was a kid... - 1. 00:01:01.775 --> 00:01:03.443 - The days lasted forever. - 2. 00:01:03.485 --> 00:01:04.820 - Hide, hide, hide! - 3. 00:01:04.862 --> 00:01:06.446 - But the years... - Wait! Over here. 00:01:06.488 --> 00:01:07.928 - Well, they went by so fast. - 4. 00:01:07.953 --> 00:01:09.658 - 5. 6. - Tim, no peeking. 00:01:09.700 --> 00:01:10.993 Yeah, no peeking. 00:01:11.034 --> 00:01:12.452 - Before you know it... - 7. 00:01:12.494 --> 00:01:13.829 - You're all grown-up. - 8. 00:01:13.871 --> 00:01:15.789 - It even happened to me. - 9. 00:01:15.831 --> 00:01:17.791 9 and a half. 10! 00:01:17.833 --> 00:01:20.002 Ready or not, here I come. 00:01:20.043 --> 00:01:22.254 My name's Tim, and this... 00:01:22.296 --> 00:01:24.256 well, this is the rest of my story. 00:01:24.298 --> 00:01:25.966 Run for your lives! 00:01:26.008 --> 00:01:27.634 No fair, Dad. You peeked. 00:01:29.469 --> 00:01:31.869 - They call me a stay-at-home dad, which means... - Let's go! 00:01:31.894 --> 00:01:33.640 I hardly get to stay at home. 00:01:33.682 --> 00:01:35.601 Buckle up, Templetons. 00:01:35.642 --> 00:01:37.227 Ready? 00:01:37.269 --> 00:01:38.937 - Set. - Go! 00:01:41.398 --> 00:01:42.858 Now, some might say 00:01:42.900 --> 00:01:45.110 I still have an over active imagination, 00:01:45.152 --> 00:01:48.572 but being a dad is the coolest job in the world. 00:01:48.614 --> 00:01:50.240 Bunch of cool jobs, really. 00:01:51.909 --> 00:01:53.452 Sometimes I'm a race car driver. 00:01:53.493 --> 00:01:55.662 Daddy-O Andretti! 00:01:55.704 --> 00:01:57.164 Yay, Templetons! 00:01:57.206 --> 00:01:58.790 Well, and then sometimes 00:01:58.832 --> 00:02:00.375 I'm the best darn cook in the county 00:02:00.417 --> 00:02:01.668 and I deal out every meal. 00:02:01.710 --> 00:02:03.921 Come on, Pa, hit me. 00:02:03.962 --> 00:02:05.797 Tina. 00:02:05.839 --> 00:02:08.050 Doggie! And the house wins again. 00:02:08.091 --> 00:02:09.801 Yay! 00:02:09.843 --> 00:02:12.429 Or a surgeon, if need be. 00:02:12.471 --> 00:02:14.431 - Spork. - Spork. 00:02:14.473 --> 00:02:16.308 - Spatula. - Spatula. 00:02:16.350 --> 00:02:19.895 Give my creature life! 00:02:22.731 --> 00:02:24.191 She's alive! 00:02:24.233 --> 00:02:26.485 We have our ups, and we have our downs. 00:02:26.527 --> 00:02:27.861 No, no, no. Look. Look. 00:02:27.903 --> 00:02:29.154 - Lamb Lamb's okay. See? - Yay! 00:02:29.196 --> 00:02:30.989 But we always stick together. 00:02:31.031 --> 00:02:33.158 - My wife, Carol. - It's a miracle! 00:02:33.200 --> 00:02:35.118 She's the breadwinner of the family. 00:02:35.160 --> 00:02:37.037 Thank you. You know what they say: 00:02:37.079 --> 00:02:38.747 "It's all about the dough." 00:02:38.789 --> 00:02:40.666 And I couldn't have done it without my husband. 00:02:40.707 --> 00:02:42.251 He really rose to the occasion. 00:02:42.292 --> 00:02:44.503 - It's the yeast I can do. - -Yeah, Mama! 00:02:44.545 --> 00:02:46.713 She brings home the bacon, too, 00:02:46.755 --> 00:02:48.924 while I keep an eye on our new baby, Tina. 00:02:48.966 --> 00:02:50.926 But sometimes, feels like 00:02:50.968 --> 00:02:52.886 she's keeping an eye on me. 00:02:52.928 --> 00:02:54.513 - And Tabitha... - Thank you! 00:02:54.555 --> 00:02:56.682 Our little second-grader who just got accepted 00:02:56.723 --> 00:02:58.308 into the best school in town. 00:02:58.350 --> 00:02:59.643 Yay, Tabitha! 00:02:59.685 --> 00:03:01.144 We're so proud. 00:03:01.186 --> 00:03:02.830 I still keep in touch with the old gang, too. 00:03:02.855 --> 00:03:04.356 Believe it or not, Jimbo is mayor now. 00:03:04.398 --> 00:03:06.108 - Cookie! - Of course, his wife, Staci, 00:03:06.149 --> 00:03:07.943 is the real brains behind the operation. 00:03:07.985 --> 00:03:09.820 - Yo, Jimbo! - Now, the Triplets... 00:03:09.862 --> 00:03:11.238 - Busted... - Busted... 00:03:11.280 --> 00:03:12.865 Busted. 00:03:12.906 --> 00:03:14.533 Yeah, they haven't changed much. 00:03:14.575 --> 00:03:16.410 And as for my baby brother, Ted, 00:03:16.451 --> 00:03:18.537 well, he grew up to be the boss, all right. 00:03:18.579 --> 00:03:21.123 He's so busy we hardly see him anymore. 00:03:21.164 --> 00:03:22.958 But, hey, he always remembers 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:25.419 to send inappropriately lavish gifts 00:03:25.460 --> 00:03:27.212 on special occasions. 00:03:27.254 --> 00:03:30.048 OMG! Uncle Ted is the best! 00:03:33.427 --> 00:03:34.845 All in all, 00:03:34.887 --> 00:03:36.763 my life is pretty perfect. 00:03:38.140 --> 00:03:40.350 But all that was about to change. 00:03:42.436 --> 00:03:43.645 Good heavens. 00:03:43.687 --> 00:03:45.814 I'll save you! 00:03:47.858 --> 00:03:49.401 Thanks, babe. 00:03:49.443 --> 00:03:50.819 Stay calm, Tabitha. 00:03:50.861 --> 00:03:52.279 I'm coming for you. 00:03:52.321 --> 00:03:56.283 I'm gonna save you from the bubbling lava! 00:03:56.325 --> 00:03:57.910 Dad, what are you doing? 00:03:57.951 --> 00:04:00.329 Gross. It went everywhere. 00:04:00.370 --> 00:04:02.915 Come on, this is the candy volcano of doom! 00:04:02.956 --> 00:04:05.125 You used to love it. 00:04:05.167 --> 00:04:07.252 But I'm trying to do my homework, 00:04:07.294 --> 00:04:08.754 or I'm doomed. 00:04:10.547 --> 00:04:12.716 Because if there's one thing I've learned, 00:04:12.758 --> 00:04:14.426 you're only a kid once. 00:04:14.468 --> 00:04:17.804 Once you grow up, you can never go back. 00:04:27.439 --> 00:04:29.483 Oh, no. 00:04:31.151 --> 00:04:33.237 Good night, Dr. Hawking. 00:04:37.157 --> 00:04:41.328 Carbon, boron, beryllium, lithium, helium, hydrogen. 00:04:41.370 --> 00:04:43.413 Nailed it. 00:04:43.455 --> 00:04:45.332 Boom shakalaka. 00:04:48.919 --> 00:04:50.963 "Carry the four." Gosh. 00:04:51.004 --> 00:04:52.589 Hey there, Tabitha. 00:04:52.631 --> 00:04:54.132 It's The Good Night Show. 00:04:54.174 --> 00:04:57.052 Live from your bedroom, starring Dad and Mom. 00:04:57.094 --> 00:04:59.805 And special guest, baby Tina. 00:04:59.847 --> 00:05:01.974 Good night, little Tina. 00:05:02.015 --> 00:05:03.767 Come back here, you. 00:05:03.809 --> 00:05:05.352 Good night, Mom. 00:05:05.394 --> 00:05:07.194 Good night, sweetheart. Mama's gonna kiss you. 00:05:07.219 --> 00:05:08.480 Mama gonna kiss you. 00:05:08.522 --> 00:05:09.690 Good night song 00:05:09.731 --> 00:05:11.191 - With your dad... - What? 00:05:11.233 --> 00:05:12.833 What? It's time for your good-night song. 00:05:12.860 --> 00:05:14.528 Oh, no, thanks. 00:05:14.570 --> 00:05:16.905 I'm listening to white noise! 00:05:16.947 --> 00:05:18.490 Helps me fall asleep! 00:05:20.701 --> 00:05:22.870 Hey, what would you say 00:05:22.911 --> 00:05:25.831 to me helping you rehearse for the holiday pageant? 00:05:25.873 --> 00:05:27.291 Yes! Right? 00:05:27.332 --> 00:05:29.168 I can come to school with you, and you can get 00:05:29.209 --> 00:05:31.409 all your friends together, and we can rehearse together, 00:05:31.434 --> 00:05:32.838 go get some ice cream after. 00:05:32.880 --> 00:05:34.923 - My treat. - No! You can't do that. 00:05:34.965 --> 00:05:36.967 Liability issues. 00:05:37.009 --> 00:05:38.844 It's this whole thing. 00:05:38.886 --> 00:05:41.180 Right, right. 00:05:41.221 --> 00:05:42.431 Right. 00:05:42.472 --> 00:05:45.058 How about your favorite bedtime story? 00:05:45.100 --> 00:05:46.977 You know, the one about... 00:05:47.019 --> 00:05:49.062 Uncle Ted was a magical talking baby. 00:05:49.104 --> 00:05:51.106 There was a rocket full of puppies, 00:05:51.148 --> 00:05:53.108 and you saved the world. 00:05:53.150 --> 00:05:54.526 It was a good story, wasn't it? 00:05:54.568 --> 00:05:58.572 Well, it didn't really make a lot of sense. 00:05:58.614 --> 00:06:00.365 The jokes were good, right? 00:06:01.867 --> 00:06:03.869 - Okay. - Dad. 00:06:05.204 --> 00:06:07.539 My schedule is brutal tomorrow. 00:06:07.581 --> 00:06:10.542 Yeah. My schedule's pretty brutal, too. 00:06:10.584 --> 00:06:12.544 Don't forget Lamb Lamb. 00:06:12.586 --> 00:06:14.379 Good night, Lamb Lamb. 00:06:14.421 --> 00:06:16.298 Good night, Uncle Ted. 00:06:16.340 --> 00:06:19.134 I hope to grow up and be a success, just like you. 00:06:19.176 --> 00:06:21.428 Maybe we'll see you soon. 00:06:25.516 --> 00:06:27.434 Good night, Tabitha. 00:06:28.477 --> 00:06:31.438 Don't you think I'm a little old for that now? 00:06:32.606 --> 00:06:34.107 Okay. 00:06:34.149 --> 00:06:36.652 I think it's time we both grow up. 00:06:36.693 --> 00:06:40.030 I look forward to greeting you at the breakfast table. 00:06:46.119 --> 00:06:48.330 Sweet dreams. 00:07:15.649 --> 00:07:17.943 Where has the time gone? 00:07:17.985 --> 00:07:20.404 How should I know? 00:07:20.445 --> 00:07:23.198 Wait, wait. I see light. 00:07:23.240 --> 00:07:26.159 You out of my way. 00:07:26.201 --> 00:07:28.287 At long last. 00:07:28.328 --> 00:07:30.998 The sweet breath of freedom. 00:07:31.039 --> 00:07:32.249 Wizzie? 00:07:32.291 --> 00:07:33.959 You there, what century is this? 00:07:34.001 --> 00:07:36.295 Unhand me, vile ogre! 00:07:36.336 --> 00:07:37.880 No, no, no, no. Wizzie, it's me. 00:07:37.921 --> 00:07:39.423 It's Tim. 00:07:39.464 --> 00:07:41.383 Is it really you? 00:07:41.425 --> 00:07:43.051 Come closer. 00:07:43.093 --> 00:07:45.012 Let me see your face. 00:07:45.053 --> 00:07:46.805 Closer. 00:07:46.847 --> 00:07:48.891 Closer still. 00:07:48.932 --> 00:07:50.726 Oh, Timothy. 00:07:50.767 --> 00:07:51.977 It is you. 00:07:52.019 --> 00:07:53.687 Hey! What was that for? 00:07:53.729 --> 00:07:55.898 You cast me into eternal darkness 00:07:55.939 --> 00:07:58.817 and wreaked havoc on my circadian rhythms. 00:07:58.859 --> 00:08:00.152 I'm sorry, Wizzie. 00:08:00.194 --> 00:08:01.820 Hey, but you look great, though. 00:08:01.862 --> 00:08:04.031 Except for the arm, you mean. 00:08:04.072 --> 00:08:05.324 I didn't even notice. 00:08:05.365 --> 00:08:06.758 - You thought it. - I mean, I noticed it, 00:08:06.783 --> 00:08:08.703 'cause I... you obviously don't have an arm. I... 00:08:08.745 --> 00:08:10.622 You would never treat Lamb Lamb this way. 00:08:10.664 --> 00:08:13.081 Well, I... I gave her to my daughter, Tabitha. 00:08:13.123 --> 00:08:14.875 You have produced an heir, Timothy? 00:08:14.917 --> 00:08:16.210 2, actually. 00:08:16.251 --> 00:08:17.753 2? Let the bells ring! 00:08:19.171 --> 00:08:20.797 - No, no, no. Wizzie, stop. - Yes! Yes! 00:08:20.839 --> 00:08:22.691 - Wizzie! Quiet, quiet. - It's a time for celebration! 00:08:22.716 --> 00:08:24.676 No, no, no. It's not the time for celebration. 00:08:24.718 --> 00:08:26.386 - Wizzie. Be quiet. - What? What is it? 00:08:26.428 --> 00:08:28.305 - What is it, Tim? - I don't know. 00:08:28.347 --> 00:08:30.140 I guess I'm just not feeling 00:08:30.182 --> 00:08:32.267 very celebratory right now. 00:08:34.228 --> 00:08:36.021 Tabitha. 00:08:36.063 --> 00:08:40.192 Man, Wizzie, she's growing up so fast. 00:08:40.234 --> 00:08:42.236 It's like she doesn't even need me anymore. 00:08:42.277 --> 00:08:45.822 Yes, first, they start spending less time with you. 00:08:47.324 --> 00:08:49.493 Then they stop coming to you for advice. 00:08:49.535 --> 00:08:50.494 Exactly. 00:08:50.536 --> 00:08:52.621 Soon, they take you for granted. 00:08:52.663 --> 00:08:54.039 I guess. 00:08:54.081 --> 00:08:55.999 - Then break your arm. - What? 00:08:56.041 --> 00:08:57.584 Then stuff you into a box! 00:08:57.626 --> 00:08:59.545 Okay. Wizzie, you're... you're not helping. 00:09:00.879 --> 00:09:02.214 Okay, I'm just... I'm afraid 00:09:02.256 --> 00:09:04.299 Tabitha and I are growing apart, 00:09:04.341 --> 00:09:07.386 like... like I did with my brother. 00:09:09.137 --> 00:09:12.182 I thought we had all the time in the world. 00:09:12.224 --> 00:09:14.893 But you can't turn back time, can you? 00:09:14.935 --> 00:09:17.521 How dare you question my power! 00:09:17.563 --> 00:09:20.941 - Turn back. Turn back. - Here we go. 00:09:20.983 --> 00:09:23.569 - Great wheel of li... - Wait. 00:09:23.610 --> 00:09:25.404 Did you hear that? 00:09:25.445 --> 00:09:28.407 Never abuse the snooze button! 00:09:28.448 --> 00:09:30.492 It sounds like it's coming from the baby's room. 00:09:30.534 --> 00:09:32.494 What is it? A creature of the night? 00:09:32.536 --> 00:09:35.581 Witches? Is it the baying of the hounds of hell? 00:09:35.622 --> 00:09:36.915 Wizzie! 00:09:36.957 --> 00:09:38.083 Don't go, Tim! 00:09:38.125 --> 00:09:39.668 I can turn back time... 00:09:39.710 --> 00:09:43.255 To the golden years, when it was just you and me. 00:09:43.297 --> 00:09:44.923 My good arm. 00:09:44.965 --> 00:09:46.675 Don't open the door. 00:09:46.717 --> 00:09:48.594 Remember last time! 00:09:52.306 --> 00:09:54.308 If you would like to make a call, 00:09:54.349 --> 00:09:55.809 please hang up and try again. 00:09:55.851 --> 00:09:59.980 If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator. 00:10:00.022 --> 00:10:01.773 Thank you. 00:10:01.815 --> 00:10:02.941 Hello? 00:10:02.983 --> 00:10:04.526 If you would like to make a call, 00:10:04.568 --> 00:10:07.196 - please hang up and try again. - Just my phone. 00:10:07.237 --> 00:10:09.323 Get it together, man. 00:10:09.364 --> 00:10:11.658 Oh, Tina, you little klepto... 00:10:11.700 --> 00:10:13.744 Nighty night. 00:10:13.785 --> 00:10:14.953 ...maniac! 00:10:18.665 --> 00:10:21.376 Hi, Daddy. 00:10:21.418 --> 00:10:23.462 Tabitha? Is that you? 00:10:26.173 --> 00:10:28.175 You should've seen your face. 00:10:28.217 --> 00:10:30.052 It's priceless. 00:10:30.093 --> 00:10:31.553 You're... You... You... 00:10:34.014 --> 00:10:35.474 You can talk? 00:10:35.516 --> 00:10:37.643 Yep. I'm in the family business. 00:10:37.684 --> 00:10:40.312 It's a clip-on tie. 00:10:40.354 --> 00:10:42.606 You see, Daddy, BabyCorp is more of what I... 00:10:44.316 --> 00:10:46.652 Daddy, Daddy, come in. Can you hear me? 00:10:46.693 --> 00:10:48.278 Daddy, do you read me? 00:10:48.320 --> 00:10:49.988 Daddy, how many fingers am I holding up? 00:10:50.030 --> 00:10:51.198 Thursday? 00:10:51.240 --> 00:10:52.520 I should've given you a warning. 00:10:52.545 --> 00:10:54.046 I forgot you were an old man. 00:10:55.577 --> 00:10:56.537 Wait, wait. 00:10:56.578 --> 00:10:58.413 - You're from BabyCorp? - Yes. 00:10:58.455 --> 00:11:00.415 BabyCorp is more of what I call 00:11:00.457 --> 00:11:02.251 a side hustle for me. 00:11:02.292 --> 00:11:04.336 The point is I'm all in on the Templetons. 00:11:04.378 --> 00:11:05.838 - Go, Templetons! - Okay. 00:11:05.879 --> 00:11:07.673 You guys really know how to baby a baby. 00:11:07.714 --> 00:11:09.258 I mean, it's incredible. 00:11:09.299 --> 00:11:10.843 Not that's it's all 5-star. 00:11:10.884 --> 00:11:12.861 - I have to say, you got a lot of issues. - Sure. Yeah. 00:11:12.886 --> 00:11:14.054 We'll talk about that later. 00:11:14.096 --> 00:11:15.472 Oh, my gosh. I can't believe this. 00:11:15.514 --> 00:11:17.641 Hey, want to go scare the crap out of Mom? 00:11:17.683 --> 00:11:19.601 Daddy, please stay focused. 00:11:19.643 --> 00:11:21.144 Right, right, right. 00:11:21.186 --> 00:11:22.855 There's a crisis at BabyCorp. 00:11:22.896 --> 00:11:23.981 What is it this time? 00:11:24.022 --> 00:11:25.023 Kittens? 00:11:25.065 --> 00:11:27.150 No. This time, it's even worse. 00:11:27.192 --> 00:11:28.402 - Worse than kittens? - Yes. 00:11:28.443 --> 00:11:30.195 That's why I volunteered for 00:11:30.237 --> 00:11:32.072 - this supersecret assignment. - Mommy. 00:11:32.114 --> 00:11:33.991 I want to help. What do you want me to do? 00:11:34.032 --> 00:11:35.534 That's the spirit, Daddy. 00:11:35.576 --> 00:11:38.370 - You are exactly who I need. - Yes! 00:11:38.412 --> 00:11:40.163 To get Uncle Ted. 00:11:40.205 --> 00:11:41.874 No. What? 00:11:41.915 --> 00:11:43.375 What's with the face? 00:11:43.417 --> 00:11:45.878 Daddy, BabyCorp can't wait any longer. 00:11:45.919 --> 00:11:47.171 All the pressure's on me, Pop. 00:11:47.212 --> 00:11:49.381 When I volunteered for this gig, 00:11:49.423 --> 00:11:51.300 I thought it would be easy. 00:11:51.341 --> 00:11:52.885 But you two never see each other. 00:11:52.926 --> 00:11:54.469 It's so sad. 00:11:54.511 --> 00:11:56.680 It's like, "F-minus. See me after class." 00:11:57.931 --> 00:11:59.224 Sad? Yeah, maybe. 00:11:59.266 --> 00:12:00.434 A little. I don't know. 00:12:00.475 --> 00:12:01.852 Did you forget to call him? 00:12:01.894 --> 00:12:03.770 I noticed you can be a little absentminded. 00:12:03.812 --> 00:12:05.147 Sorry, what? 00:12:05.189 --> 00:12:06.899 It's just that you tend to procrastinate. 00:12:06.940 --> 00:12:09.067 You have to get him here for the holidays. 00:12:09.109 --> 00:12:10.360 No, I'm not... 00:12:10.402 --> 00:12:11.842 No, I'm not gonna call him right now. 00:12:11.867 --> 00:12:13.238 - Daddy, can't never could. - No. - 00:12:13.280 --> 00:12:14.760 Did you two have a fight or something? 00:12:14.785 --> 00:12:16.408 - No. - But you're mad at him? 00:12:16.450 --> 00:12:18.702 Stop that. It's complicated. 00:12:18.744 --> 00:12:20.829 Why? Do you need help using your phone? 00:12:20.871 --> 00:12:22.581 No, I don't need help using my... 00:12:22.623 --> 00:12:24.124 Okay. What's the problem? 00:12:24.166 --> 00:12:25.626 What's the issue? Talk to me. 00:12:25.667 --> 00:12:27.377 There's no point, okay? 00:12:27.419 --> 00:12:29.421 I call him. I invite him. He never shows up. 00:12:29.463 --> 00:12:31.423 He's always got a work meeting or a business trip 00:12:31.465 --> 00:12:33.091 or a conference call. 00:12:33.133 --> 00:12:34.968 All he cares about is work. 00:12:35.010 --> 00:12:38.931 But after a while, you... you just stop trying. 00:12:38.972 --> 00:12:41.141 He's still your brother. 00:12:41.183 --> 00:12:43.435 You were partners. 00:12:43.477 --> 00:12:45.187 Yeah, I guess sometimes you just... 00:12:45.229 --> 00:12:49.316 you grow up and grow apart. 00:12:52.444 --> 00:12:54.071 Daddy, don't say no. 00:12:54.112 --> 00:12:55.489 What if everybody said no? 00:12:55.531 --> 00:12:56.657 Nothing would happen. 00:12:56.698 --> 00:12:58.075 Nothing would get off the ground. 00:12:58.116 --> 00:12:59.409 You got to wake up every day 00:12:59.451 --> 00:13:01.203 and you got to say, "Yes, yes, yes!" 00:13:01.245 --> 00:13:04.623 Surprise me. Say yes. 00:13:06.708 --> 00:13:09.294 This is really disappointing. 00:13:09.336 --> 00:13:11.588 - And now I'm getting mad! - It's late. 00:13:11.630 --> 00:13:13.674 We can work on this tomorrow, okay? 00:13:15.425 --> 00:13:18.303 Whoopsie. Your little horsey fell off. 00:13:18.345 --> 00:13:20.848 Another day won't hurt, right? 00:13:21.849 --> 00:13:23.350 Good night, sweetie. 00:13:27.729 --> 00:13:29.147 Good night, sweetie. 00:13:29.189 --> 00:13:30.983 ...horsey fell off. 00:13:31.024 --> 00:13:32.651 Tabitha? 00:14:20.324 --> 00:14:21.909 Don't worry. I got it. 00:14:21.950 --> 00:14:23.785 Where is she? Where is she? 00:14:23.827 --> 00:14:25.667 - Where's who? What? - I came as fast as I could. 00:14:25.692 --> 00:14:27.092 - Ted? - I canceled all my meetings. 00:14:27.122 --> 00:14:29.041 What are you doing here? Why are you yelling? 00:14:29.082 --> 00:14:30.292 - Where's Tabitha? - Tabitha? 00:14:30.334 --> 00:14:31.710 - Where is she, Tim? - Ted. 00:14:31.752 --> 00:14:33.432 Uncle Ted, you're here! You're really here. 00:14:33.457 --> 00:14:34.963 - Which arm is it? - Left or right? 00:14:35.005 --> 00:14:36.882 Is it your fibula? Talk to me. 00:14:36.924 --> 00:14:38.550 Good dilation. Open up. 00:14:38.592 --> 00:14:40.469 - Say, Are you okay? - What are you doing? 00:14:40.511 --> 00:14:41.762 You look okay. 00:14:41.803 --> 00:14:43.555 Don't worry. I'm fine, Uncle Ted. 00:14:43.597 --> 00:14:45.891 That's my girl. 00:14:45.933 --> 00:14:47.518 What brings you into town? 00:14:47.559 --> 00:14:48.894 Well, Tabitha fell off her pony. 00:14:48.936 --> 00:14:50.729 - She did? - She did? 00:14:50.771 --> 00:14:51.730 I did? 00:14:51.772 --> 00:14:53.899 - Tim left me a voice mail. - He did? 00:14:53.941 --> 00:14:55.442 - I did? - You did. 00:14:55.484 --> 00:14:57.361 Hello. This is your brother. 00:14:57.402 --> 00:14:59.071 Help. Tabitha fell off horsey. 00:14:59.112 --> 00:15:00.322 Good night, sweetie. 00:15:00.364 --> 00:15:01.990 Well, that was unsettling. 00:15:03.075 --> 00:15:05.577 I swear I didn't leave that message. 00:15:05.619 --> 00:15:08.664 On... purpose. 00:15:08.705 --> 00:15:09.790 I... 00:15:09.831 --> 00:15:10.791 Butt-dialed? 00:15:10.832 --> 00:15:12.292 With my butt. 00:15:12.334 --> 00:15:13.669 While I was talking in my sleep. 00:15:13.710 --> 00:15:15.254 I do that sometimes. 00:15:15.295 --> 00:15:16.880 You sleep-butt-dialed me? 00:15:16.922 --> 00:15:19.967 With my butt. 00:15:20.008 --> 00:15:23.387 I knew there must be a perfectly logical explanation. 00:15:23.428 --> 00:15:25.180 And there it is. 00:15:25.222 --> 00:15:27.099 All that matters is that you're here. 00:15:27.140 --> 00:15:29.309 Yay! 00:15:29.351 --> 00:15:30.769 Absolutely. For now. 00:15:30.811 --> 00:15:32.771 Uncle Ted, please stay for Christmas. Please. 00:15:32.813 --> 00:15:35.440 Sorry, sweetie. I can't do Christmas on the 25th. 00:15:35.482 --> 00:15:37.693 But, Uncle Ted, I missed you so much. 00:15:37.734 --> 00:15:39.444 I missed you so much. 00:15:39.486 --> 00:15:41.113 I missed you so much. 00:15:41.154 --> 00:15:43.073 Don't you think I'm a little old for that now? 00:15:43.115 --> 00:15:44.915 Don't you think I'm a little old for that now? 00:15:44.957 --> 00:15:46.757 Don't you think I'm a little old for that now? 00:15:46.782 --> 00:15:48.652 Can I talk to you in the kitchen? 00:15:49.329 --> 00:15:50.873 Alone. 00:15:52.624 --> 00:15:54.877 The baby, Tim? 00:15:54.918 --> 00:15:57.546 She's been sent from up there. 00:15:57.588 --> 00:16:00.215 - Upstairs? - That's right. BabyCorp. 00:16:00.257 --> 00:16:03.760 So you're saying the voice mail was some kind of call for help. 00:16:03.802 --> 00:16:05.762 Yes! No. 00:16:05.804 --> 00:16:08.682 She comes from a secret corporation run by babies. 00:16:09.808 --> 00:16:12.644 Tim, I'm gonna give you the name of a doctor. 00:16:12.686 --> 00:16:16.481 Roy Federman. Just tell him I sent you, okay? 00:16:16.523 --> 00:16:17.733 What are they saying? 00:16:17.774 --> 00:16:19.234 We should give them some privacy. 00:16:19.276 --> 00:16:20.527 - Here you go. - Thanks. 00:16:20.569 --> 00:16:21.862 I'm not crazy! 00:16:21.904 --> 00:16:23.614 You just don't remember. Tell him, Tina. 00:16:23.655 --> 00:16:25.015 - He... I... - She can't talk, Tim. 00:16:25.040 --> 00:16:26.658 Stop interrupting. 00:16:26.700 --> 00:16:28.300 Interrupting what? I don't hear anything. 00:16:28.325 --> 00:16:30.162 Except your obnoxious voice. You hear that. 00:16:30.204 --> 00:16:32.331 I have a beautiful voice. 00:16:32.372 --> 00:16:33.749 Fine. 00:16:33.790 --> 00:16:35.630 I can prove that everything I'm saying is real. 00:16:35.667 --> 00:16:37.002 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 00:16:37.044 --> 00:16:38.003 Suck it, Ted. 00:16:38.045 --> 00:16:39.046 I beg your pardon? 00:16:39.087 --> 00:16:40.172 You, suck. 00:16:40.214 --> 00:16:41.632 No, no, Tim. You suck. 00:16:41.673 --> 00:16:43.008 Time to go buy a Christmas tree. 00:16:43.050 --> 00:16:44.718 But we already have a Christmas tree. 00:16:44.760 --> 00:16:46.929 - No, we don't. No, we don't. - Yes, we do. Yes, we do. 00:16:46.970 --> 00:16:48.530 Suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it. 00:16:48.555 --> 00:16:50.315 - Get that pacie out of my face! - Excuse me. 00:16:50.340 --> 00:16:53.185 I hate to interrupt, but may I make a suggestion? 00:16:53.227 --> 00:16:54.561 Why don't you both suck it? 00:16:58.357 --> 00:17:00.317 - She can talk. - A lot. 00:17:01.527 --> 00:17:03.111 Buckle up, boys. 00:17:07.074 --> 00:17:09.368 Baby on board! 00:17:09.409 --> 00:17:11.578 That's what I'm talking about! 00:17:26.385 --> 00:17:28.095 Yeah! 00:17:35.936 --> 00:17:37.229 I'm home. 00:17:37.271 --> 00:17:38.522 Yeah. See? 00:17:38.564 --> 00:17:39.982 It's all real. 00:17:41.108 --> 00:17:43.235 Is that me? 00:17:43.277 --> 00:17:45.988 If you're fishing for a compliment, you caught one! 00:17:46.029 --> 00:17:48.407 You are a legend in this joint. 00:17:48.448 --> 00:17:49.908 A statue? 00:17:49.950 --> 00:17:52.452 Well, I did single-handedly save the company. 00:17:52.494 --> 00:17:53.996 Double-handedly. 00:17:54.037 --> 00:17:55.414 Right? We were partners. 00:17:55.455 --> 00:17:56.540 Really? 00:17:56.582 --> 00:17:58.250 I don't see your statue. 00:17:58.292 --> 00:17:59.877 I still love you, Daddy. 00:17:59.918 --> 00:18:01.879 They got the head size right. 00:18:03.213 --> 00:18:05.424 Take it from me, you have to be aggressive 00:18:05.465 --> 00:18:06.717 if you want to get ahead. 00:18:06.758 --> 00:18:08.427 Climb that corporate ladder 00:18:08.468 --> 00:18:11.096 until you're the last baby standing at the top. 00:18:11.138 --> 00:18:14.057 Actually, I prioritize a good work-life balance 00:18:14.099 --> 00:18:17.603 and a positive environment where my ideas are valued. 00:18:19.813 --> 00:18:21.148 You're serious. 00:18:21.190 --> 00:18:23.025 You're funny, Uncle Ted. 00:18:23.066 --> 00:18:25.277 I wonder why they didn't mention that in your file. 00:18:25.319 --> 00:18:26.445 My file? 00:18:26.486 --> 00:18:27.988 You saw my file? 00:18:28.030 --> 00:18:29.281 - Yep. - What does it say? 00:18:29.323 --> 00:18:30.616 It says a lot. 00:18:30.657 --> 00:18:33.035 This is the Crisis Center. 00:18:33.076 --> 00:18:35.537 This is where we monitor all threats 00:18:35.579 --> 00:18:37.539 to babies around the world. 00:18:37.581 --> 00:18:38.832 And Hawaii. 00:18:38.874 --> 00:18:40.626 This is so cool. This is so cool. 00:18:40.667 --> 00:18:42.628 I'm Godzilla. 00:18:42.669 --> 00:18:44.269 "Run for your lives! Run for your lives!" 00:18:44.294 --> 00:18:46.548 - Why did we bring him? - Daddy, get down from there. 00:18:46.590 --> 00:18:49.301 We can play on it later when no one is looking. 00:18:49.343 --> 00:18:51.011 - What's the crisis? - Yeah. 00:18:51.053 --> 00:18:52.638 Here we go. What's the crisis, sweetie? 00:18:52.679 --> 00:18:54.056 Rusty, roll it. 00:18:56.016 --> 00:18:57.976 He's new. 00:18:58.018 --> 00:19:01.813 Just imagine, baby surgeons. 00:19:04.191 --> 00:19:06.485 Or baby astronauts. 00:19:06.527 --> 00:19:09.655 Floaty, floaty, float. 00:19:09.696 --> 00:19:12.991 Yes, babies are gonna run the world one day. 00:19:13.033 --> 00:19:16.245 And that day is coming sooner than you think. 00:19:16.286 --> 00:19:19.248 Hello. My name is Dr. Erwin Armstrong, 00:19:19.289 --> 00:19:21.834 founder of The Acorn Center for Advanced Childhood. 00:19:21.875 --> 00:19:23.795 Wait a minute, that's... that's Tabitha's school. 00:19:23.836 --> 00:19:26.171 Here at the center, we believe babies 00:19:26.213 --> 00:19:28.799 are the ultimate learning machines. 00:19:28.841 --> 00:19:30.759 Isn't that right, little Nathan? 00:19:30.801 --> 00:19:32.928 - Yeah! - Okay. 00:19:32.970 --> 00:19:34.513 They should use their precious time 00:19:34.555 --> 00:19:36.974 to develop faster, push harder. 00:19:37.015 --> 00:19:38.392 Parents, they have the best 00:19:38.433 --> 00:19:41.353 intentions, of course, but they're not experts. 00:19:41.395 --> 00:19:45.482 After all, the only thing holding your child back is... 00:19:45.524 --> 00:19:47.276 - you. - You! 00:19:47.317 --> 00:19:49.987 This explains why Tabitha's been pulling away from me. 00:19:50.028 --> 00:19:51.905 - It's the school. - Everybody, wave. 00:19:51.947 --> 00:19:53.490 - Bye, Mommy. - Bye, Mommy! 00:19:53.532 --> 00:19:54.741 - Bye, Daddy. - Bye, Daddy! 00:19:54.783 --> 00:19:57.369 Sayonara. 00:19:57.411 --> 00:19:59.454 Now, in the past 6 months, 00:19:59.496 --> 00:20:02.457 these schools have been popping up all over the world. 00:20:02.499 --> 00:20:03.709 So what's the problem? 00:20:03.750 --> 00:20:05.377 The school is the problem. 00:20:05.419 --> 00:20:06.837 Yeah. School is evil. 00:20:06.879 --> 00:20:09.047 No, Daddy, not all schools are evil. 00:20:09.089 --> 00:20:11.175 - It's just this one, okay? - Okay. 00:20:11.216 --> 00:20:13.302 If Armstrong's philosophy keeps spreading, 00:20:13.343 --> 00:20:15.470 it could be the end of childhood. 00:20:15.512 --> 00:20:16.930 No. 00:20:16.972 --> 00:20:19.266 Childhood was the worst 3 years of my life. 00:20:19.308 --> 00:20:20.851 That's so sad. 00:20:20.893 --> 00:20:22.728 You probably just didn't do it right. 00:20:24.062 --> 00:20:26.273 But luckily, you get a do-over. 00:20:26.315 --> 00:20:28.483 A second chance. 00:20:29.651 --> 00:20:33.155 BabyCorp has developed a new super-duper baby formula 00:20:33.197 --> 00:20:36.074 that can turn a grown-up back into a baby. 00:20:36.116 --> 00:20:38.410 We have it in cherry, grape, orange and lime. 00:20:38.452 --> 00:20:40.204 - For real? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 00:20:40.245 --> 00:20:42.485 - You want me to be a baby? - Hey, it's what you do best. 00:20:42.510 --> 00:20:44.291 So you can infiltrate the school and find out 00:20:44.333 --> 00:20:47.002 what Dr. Armstrong is really up to. 00:20:47.044 --> 00:20:49.588 BabyCorp will take care of the rest. 00:20:53.133 --> 00:20:55.093 It's the perfect disguise. 00:20:55.135 --> 00:20:58.055 And it only lasts 48 teensy-weensy hours. 00:20:58.096 --> 00:20:59.848 I am in on the mission. 00:20:59.890 --> 00:21:01.016 Sorry, Pops. 00:21:01.058 --> 00:21:02.893 It's not your mission. 00:21:02.935 --> 00:21:04.937 May cause drooling, babbling, 00:21:04.978 --> 00:21:06.772 "emotional outbursts, fits of laughter, 00:21:06.813 --> 00:21:10.776 loss of bowel control, chubby thighs"? 00:21:10.817 --> 00:21:13.612 I think some guys at my gym take this stuff. 00:21:14.780 --> 00:21:16.532 My texting hand! 00:21:16.573 --> 00:21:18.867 Even though it is your daughter's school. 00:21:18.909 --> 00:21:20.369 Doesn't seem fair, does it? 00:21:20.410 --> 00:21:21.870 Daddy, no. Please stop. 00:21:25.040 --> 00:21:26.917 What? It actually works. 00:21:28.168 --> 00:21:29.962 It's mine! 00:21:30.003 --> 00:21:31.797 I'm better with this kind of thing! 00:21:33.382 --> 00:21:35.634 And what kind of thing is that, Flock of Seagulls? 00:21:39.805 --> 00:21:41.306 - Everything! - Gotcha! 00:21:41.348 --> 00:21:44.142 You might feel very emotional, have some mood swings. 00:21:46.728 --> 00:21:48.230 Hey! 00:21:48.272 --> 00:21:50.524 There's the awkward stage. 00:21:50.566 --> 00:21:52.150 Now, the tea's hot, Connie. 00:21:52.192 --> 00:21:54.152 You always have to be the hero, don't you? 00:21:54.194 --> 00:21:56.071 What's that supposed to mean? 00:21:56.113 --> 00:21:58.323 Never see him... 00:21:58.365 --> 00:22:00.325 All of a sudden, he shows up with a pony. 00:22:00.367 --> 00:22:03.579 You're just jealous, helmet head. 00:22:03.620 --> 00:22:04.997 She's my daughter! 00:22:05.038 --> 00:22:06.665 She's my niece. 00:22:06.707 --> 00:22:08.667 Do you want cream or sugar? 00:22:10.252 --> 00:22:12.212 I was always the successful one. 00:22:12.254 --> 00:22:14.840 Mommy says no running in the house. 00:22:16.133 --> 00:22:18.343 Hand over the bottle, mullet. 00:22:20.179 --> 00:22:22.514 You can't hug money, you know. 00:22:26.185 --> 00:22:28.645 But you can, Tim. You can. 00:22:31.690 --> 00:22:33.567 Men. Am I right? 00:22:42.784 --> 00:22:44.453 It's not personal. 00:22:44.494 --> 00:22:46.288 It's business, Leslie. 00:22:47.414 --> 00:22:49.416 Well, it's personal to me, Lindsey. 00:22:55.547 --> 00:22:57.382 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 00:22:57.424 --> 00:22:59.259 I'm sorry, Connie. I have to cut this short. 00:22:59.301 --> 00:23:01.386 Tomorrow, we'll talk about your problems. 00:23:01.428 --> 00:23:04.139 Okay, time-out! This has gone far enough! 00:23:04.181 --> 00:23:05.724 Hey. We're home. 00:23:05.766 --> 00:23:07.267 And we got another tree. 00:23:07.309 --> 00:23:08.519 A real one. 00:23:09.603 --> 00:23:10.979 Upstairs now. 00:23:11.021 --> 00:23:12.397 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 00:23:12.439 --> 00:23:13.857 Push it. No, no, pull. 00:23:13.899 --> 00:23:15.259 - Go, go, go, go, go. - Push it up. 00:23:15.284 --> 00:23:16.568 Pull. No, okay. 00:23:16.610 --> 00:23:18.654 - To the right. - How come I have the heavy end? 00:23:18.695 --> 00:23:20.572 Because you're young and strong, honey. 00:23:20.614 --> 00:23:21.949 Little bit more. 00:23:21.990 --> 00:23:23.116 Me first! 00:23:23.158 --> 00:23:24.409 - Come on. - Get off. 00:23:24.451 --> 00:23:26.245 - Tim? Ted? - Mom. 00:23:26.286 --> 00:23:27.621 Get the cord. Get the cord. 00:23:27.663 --> 00:23:29.263 Get the cord, get the cord, get the cord! 00:23:29.288 --> 00:23:30.624 You just can't disappear. 00:23:30.666 --> 00:23:31.959 You need a cover story. 00:23:32.000 --> 00:23:33.460 Oh, right. 00:23:33.502 --> 00:23:34.586 My soft spot. 00:23:34.628 --> 00:23:35.754 Where are you guys? 00:23:35.796 --> 00:23:36.964 Tell her you're packing. 00:23:37.005 --> 00:23:39.800 We're upstairs packing. 00:23:39.842 --> 00:23:41.260 Packing? For what? 00:23:41.301 --> 00:23:43.011 You're going on a brother bonding trip. 00:23:43.053 --> 00:23:45.597 We're going on a brother bonding trip. 00:23:45.639 --> 00:23:47.224 Now? 00:23:47.266 --> 00:23:48.946 But, Tim, your parents are coming tomorrow. 00:23:48.971 --> 00:23:50.602 They can help out. 00:23:50.644 --> 00:23:52.479 Yeah, they could help out. 00:23:52.521 --> 00:23:55.399 What... No, you can't leave me alone with your parents. 00:23:55.440 --> 00:23:57.067 Oh, Tina! 00:23:57.109 --> 00:23:59.736 What are you doing? 00:24:01.280 --> 00:24:03.448 All right, you know what? You're going to baby jail. 00:24:03.490 --> 00:24:05.300 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! - Tabitha! 00:24:05.325 --> 00:24:06.802 - Oh, honey, I'm sorry. - A little help here. 00:24:06.827 --> 00:24:08.245 Honey, hold it up. Hold it up. 00:24:08.287 --> 00:24:09.955 This is Ted Templeton, a man. 00:24:09.997 --> 00:24:11.682 You can go ahead and take off. I have urgent family business. 00:24:11.707 --> 00:24:13.876 - To the right, honey. - Yes, I have a family. 00:24:13.917 --> 00:24:15.794 Tim, I'm coming up there. 00:24:15.836 --> 00:24:17.754 Yeah, we need to talk. 00:24:17.796 --> 00:24:19.423 Hey, Mom? 00:24:19.464 --> 00:24:20.632 Tina! 00:24:22.092 --> 00:24:24.094 Put that down. Put that down. Put that down. 00:24:24.136 --> 00:24:25.656 - Put that down. Put that down. - Tina! 00:24:25.681 --> 00:24:28.307 Put that down! Get back here! 00:24:28.348 --> 00:24:30.809 Tina, stop! 00:24:30.851 --> 00:24:32.936 What has gotten into you? 00:24:32.978 --> 00:24:34.646 Time for us to go! 00:24:34.688 --> 00:24:36.148 - What? Now? - Yeah. 00:24:36.190 --> 00:24:39.026 - My helicopter's double-parked. - Bye! 00:24:39.067 --> 00:24:41.195 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So soon? - Oh, no. 00:24:47.618 --> 00:24:49.369 What... Did they really just leave? 00:24:49.411 --> 00:24:50.495 Yep. 00:24:50.537 --> 00:24:52.372 Hide! 00:24:52.414 --> 00:24:55.417 I got to lose this baby fat. 00:24:57.085 --> 00:24:59.171 Tina! What is your problem? 00:25:05.177 --> 00:25:06.929 Now, you're gonna wake up tomorrow 00:25:06.970 --> 00:25:08.555 and be good, Tina. 00:25:08.597 --> 00:25:09.890 No more devil baby. 00:25:09.932 --> 00:25:11.183 Deal? 00:25:11.225 --> 00:25:13.519 Okay. 00:25:21.485 --> 00:25:23.695 Thanks so much for coming in, ladies. 00:25:23.737 --> 00:25:25.030 Would you like some fruit? 00:25:26.114 --> 00:25:27.074 What was... Hey! 00:25:27.115 --> 00:25:28.659 Can we get on with this? 00:25:30.911 --> 00:25:32.538 I miss my teeth. 00:25:32.579 --> 00:25:34.581 I've decided who's going on the mission. 00:25:34.623 --> 00:25:35.832 Thank you. I accept. 00:25:35.874 --> 00:25:36.917 Both of you. 00:25:36.959 --> 00:25:38.460 - Yes! - No. 00:25:38.502 --> 00:25:40.262 BabyCorp wants to get the team back together? 00:25:40.287 --> 00:25:41.338 No. 00:25:41.380 --> 00:25:42.714 They think that's a terrible idea. 00:25:42.756 --> 00:25:43.882 Of course they do. 00:25:43.924 --> 00:25:45.717 Well, I'm the boss, applesauce. 00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:48.720 And I think you two are better together than you are apart. 00:25:48.762 --> 00:25:52.015 Well, I work alone... Or at least not with him. 00:25:52.057 --> 00:25:54.059 Hey. There's no "I" in "team." 00:25:54.101 --> 00:25:56.061 Actually, there's no "U" in "team," either, 00:25:56.103 --> 00:25:58.272 - but there is an "M-E." - T-E-A-M... 00:25:58.313 --> 00:26:00.232 But teamwork doesn't seem work. 00:26:00.274 --> 00:26:02.609 If you want something done right, do it yourself. 00:26:02.651 --> 00:26:05.153 - We're all in it together. - Every man for himself. 00:26:05.195 --> 00:26:06.905 One is the loneliest number. 00:26:06.947 --> 00:26:08.782 - The ayes have it. - We the people! 00:26:11.952 --> 00:26:13.245 So sorry. 00:26:13.287 --> 00:26:14.663 Okay. Good night. 00:26:16.105 --> 00:26:18.225 Guess we'll just have to melt down your big old statue 00:26:18.250 --> 00:26:20.085 and turn it into participation trophies. 00:26:20.127 --> 00:26:21.920 Please, no, don't hurt my statue. 00:26:21.962 --> 00:26:25.007 Now, we have secret intel 00:26:25.048 --> 00:26:30.137 that Dr. Armstrong leaves his office every morning at 11:15. 00:26:30.179 --> 00:26:31.638 You need to sneak in there, 00:26:31.680 --> 00:26:33.891 plant these surveillance devices, 00:26:33.932 --> 00:26:35.934 and report back to me. 00:26:35.976 --> 00:26:37.060 Oh, man, this is so cool. 00:26:37.102 --> 00:26:38.228 Testing. 00:26:38.270 --> 00:26:39.605 Strangers in the night... 00:26:39.646 --> 00:26:42.107 Now, I've arranged for a school bus 00:26:42.149 --> 00:26:44.443 to be here at 8:00 a.m. sharp! 00:26:44.484 --> 00:26:46.069 - Thank you, Connie. - Nighty night. 00:26:46.111 --> 00:26:47.571 Do not be late. 00:26:47.613 --> 00:26:48.822 Got it. 00:26:48.864 --> 00:26:50.782 Easy-breezy, taco-peasy, boys. 00:26:50.824 --> 00:26:52.659 Let's get some sleep! 00:27:14.515 --> 00:27:16.683 Hey, what's the matter? 00:27:18.185 --> 00:27:19.436 It's nothing. 00:27:19.478 --> 00:27:20.812 Oh, sweetie, don't worry. 00:27:20.854 --> 00:27:22.147 I'm sure your dad will be back 00:27:22.189 --> 00:27:23.815 in time to see you in the pageant. 00:27:23.857 --> 00:27:25.192 That's okay. 00:27:25.234 --> 00:27:26.568 What? Don't you want him to come? 00:27:26.610 --> 00:27:29.154 - I guess. - Of course you do. 00:27:29.196 --> 00:27:31.114 Now, go back to sleep. 00:27:31.156 --> 00:27:32.533 Good night, Mom. 00:27:32.574 --> 00:27:34.868 Good night, sweetie. 00:27:54.221 --> 00:27:55.681 Don't you want him to come? 00:27:55.722 --> 00:27:57.599 I guess. 00:27:58.934 --> 00:28:01.270 Don't you think I'm a little old for that now? 00:28:01.311 --> 00:28:04.022 I think it's time we both grow up. 00:28:08.569 --> 00:28:11.113 The trial of Timothy Leslie Templeton 00:28:11.154 --> 00:28:12.531 is now in session. 00:28:12.573 --> 00:28:13.907 Leslie. 00:28:13.949 --> 00:28:16.034 Trial? Wait, what... what are the charges? 00:28:16.076 --> 00:28:17.369 Fraud. 00:28:17.411 --> 00:28:20.038 Claiming to be the world's best dad. 00:28:20.080 --> 00:28:21.498 - But I never said... - Exhibit A. 00:28:21.540 --> 00:28:23.709 Oh, come on. That was a gift. 00:28:23.750 --> 00:28:26.753 I suggest you let your attorney do the talking. 00:28:26.795 --> 00:28:28.922 Oh, no. 00:28:28.964 --> 00:28:31.466 Back in my day, you had to earn one of these babies. 00:28:31.508 --> 00:28:32.759 Dad, what? I did not... 00:28:32.801 --> 00:28:35.554 His best friend was an alarm clock. 00:28:35.596 --> 00:28:36.346 Mom. 00:28:36.388 --> 00:28:39.016 He broke my arm. 00:28:39.057 --> 00:28:40.559 No, I didn't! It was my brother. 00:28:40.601 --> 00:28:41.727 Objection, Your Honor. 00:28:41.768 --> 00:28:43.187 Sustained. 00:28:43.228 --> 00:28:44.813 We the jury find the defendant... 00:28:44.855 --> 00:28:46.315 A failure! 00:28:46.356 --> 00:28:48.108 Tabitha, will you please help me out? 00:28:49.526 --> 00:28:51.904 Dad, the homework, it's just too much. 00:28:51.945 --> 00:28:53.071 Tabitha! 00:28:53.113 --> 00:28:54.281 Time's up. 00:28:54.323 --> 00:28:56.867 - Wait. No! - Save me, Daddy! Save me! 00:29:02.289 --> 00:29:05.250 Oh, man. That was crazy. 00:29:07.169 --> 00:29:08.670 We overslept! We overslept? 00:29:08.712 --> 00:29:10.432 - We overslept. - Wake up, little halflings! 00:29:10.457 --> 00:29:12.584 Wake up! What year is it? 00:29:13.300 --> 00:29:15.344 Oh, no. 00:29:15.385 --> 00:29:17.095 This is bad. No. 00:29:17.137 --> 00:29:18.764 No! No. 00:29:18.805 --> 00:29:20.098 Get up. 00:29:20.140 --> 00:29:21.433 Get up. We got to go. 00:29:21.475 --> 00:29:23.310 Come on. We're gonna be late for... 00:29:23.352 --> 00:29:24.603 I'm gonna email it to you. 00:29:24.645 --> 00:29:26.104 What's going on? 00:29:26.146 --> 00:29:28.398 I forgot to set Wizzie for daylight savings! 00:29:28.440 --> 00:29:31.443 - What?! - Daylight can't be saved, Tim. 00:29:31.485 --> 00:29:33.737 I got to get the plant and the bug we got to plant. 00:29:33.779 --> 00:29:36.099 - Grab whatever. We got to go. - Don't panic. Do not panic. 00:29:36.124 --> 00:29:37.157 Godspeed, boys. 00:29:37.199 --> 00:29:38.283 Let's roll. 00:29:44.248 --> 00:29:45.582 Upsies. 00:29:45.624 --> 00:29:48.043 I need upsies...! 00:29:48.085 --> 00:29:49.461 Get dressed. 00:29:52.256 --> 00:29:53.841 What have you done to me?! 00:29:53.882 --> 00:29:55.801 No, really? What, are we going sailing? 00:29:55.843 --> 00:29:57.970 Oh, no. No, no, it's leaving. 00:30:01.265 --> 00:30:02.641 Wait, no, no. Stop! 00:30:02.683 --> 00:30:04.810 Stop, stop, stop. Come back! 00:30:06.019 --> 00:30:07.312 Come back! 00:30:09.106 --> 00:30:10.524 Great, matey. 00:30:10.566 --> 00:30:12.109 What are we gonna do now? 00:30:28.041 --> 00:30:30.419 Oh, no! 00:30:34.214 --> 00:30:36.842 Precious, my noble steed. 00:30:36.884 --> 00:30:40.012 We must not be late for our first day of school. 00:30:42.306 --> 00:30:44.141 Oh, gross. 00:30:45.893 --> 00:30:48.187 Tallyho, Precious! 00:30:52.733 --> 00:30:54.318 This pony hates me. 00:30:54.359 --> 00:30:55.777 It's not that she hates you, Tim. 00:30:55.819 --> 00:30:57.362 She just doesn't respect you. 00:31:01.909 --> 00:31:03.243 Go left! Go left! 00:31:03.285 --> 00:31:05.204 I'm gonna go where navigation says. 00:31:05.245 --> 00:31:06.413 Turn left. 00:31:06.455 --> 00:31:07.789 Thank you, navigation. 00:31:07.831 --> 00:31:09.416 Turn right. 00:31:09.458 --> 00:31:11.084 Sorry. 00:31:11.126 --> 00:31:13.504 Turn left. Proceed on the current route. 00:31:14.922 --> 00:31:16.590 Yeehaw! 00:31:16.632 --> 00:31:18.300 Recalculating. 00:31:18.342 --> 00:31:20.135 Hold on to your holster. 00:31:23.305 --> 00:31:25.265 Oh, no. It's Carol! 00:31:25.307 --> 00:31:26.391 Don't answer it. 00:31:26.433 --> 00:31:27.559 - Hi. - Oh, Tim. 00:31:27.601 --> 00:31:28.810 How's your bonding trip? 00:31:30.604 --> 00:31:31.897 Slow down. 00:31:31.939 --> 00:31:34.691 How... is... your... 00:31:34.733 --> 00:31:36.610 bonding trip? 00:31:37.402 --> 00:31:39.238 You're here! 00:31:39.279 --> 00:31:41.198 - Oh, no. - I mean 00:31:41.240 --> 00:31:42.574 I wish you were here. 00:31:42.616 --> 00:31:43.825 We miss you, too. 00:31:43.867 --> 00:31:44.910 Don't we, girls? 00:31:44.952 --> 00:31:46.370 We're... 00:31:46.411 --> 00:31:47.913 We're rebooting our relationship 00:31:47.955 --> 00:31:49.998 and restoring the closeness that we once felt. 00:31:50.040 --> 00:31:52.417 - That's so great. - We've got to go. 00:31:52.459 --> 00:31:53.627 Where are you? 00:31:53.669 --> 00:31:55.087 - A hockey game. - Hey! 00:31:55.128 --> 00:31:56.672 He shoots, he scores! 00:31:56.713 --> 00:31:57.965 He scores! He scores! 00:31:58.006 --> 00:31:59.591 Ladies and gentlemen, he scores! 00:31:59.633 --> 00:32:01.176 - Busted... - Busted... 00:32:01.218 --> 00:32:02.344 Busted. 00:32:02.386 --> 00:32:04.179 Is that the police? 00:32:05.264 --> 00:32:06.598 No, not the police. 00:32:06.640 --> 00:32:08.433 It's... it's a hockey alarm. 00:32:08.475 --> 00:32:09.643 Faster, Tim. 00:32:09.685 --> 00:32:11.395 I ain't going back to the clink! 00:32:11.436 --> 00:32:12.855 Now, I just wanted to remind you 00:32:12.896 --> 00:32:14.690 that Tabitha's pageant is tomorrow night. 00:32:14.731 --> 00:32:16.525 You have to be there. 00:32:16.567 --> 00:32:20.279 I will be there in one shape or another. 00:32:21.488 --> 00:32:23.615 - You promise? - I promise. 00:32:23.657 --> 00:32:25.033 And what about Ted? 00:32:25.075 --> 00:32:26.451 Happy holidays, coppers. 00:32:26.493 --> 00:32:29.413 You're never gonna take me alive, see? 00:32:29.454 --> 00:32:30.706 He's busy. 00:32:30.747 --> 00:32:32.457 What are you doing? It's the cops. 00:32:32.499 --> 00:32:33.959 Sorry, Officers. 00:32:34.001 --> 00:32:35.878 Santa's got something for everybody. 00:32:35.919 --> 00:32:36.962 Sorry. 00:32:42.509 --> 00:32:43.635 Recalculating. 00:32:45.179 --> 00:32:46.805 Oh, my God! It's so real! 00:32:46.847 --> 00:32:48.807 It's so real! It's so real! 00:32:50.475 --> 00:32:52.269 Tim? 00:32:53.478 --> 00:32:54.396 Recalculating. 00:32:54.438 --> 00:32:55.564 Left! Left! Left! 00:32:55.606 --> 00:32:56.857 Recalculating. 00:32:56.899 --> 00:32:58.219 Right, right, right, right, right! 00:32:58.244 --> 00:32:59.610 Recalculating. 00:32:59.651 --> 00:33:01.486 And now the moment we've all waited for! 00:33:06.241 --> 00:33:07.534 Proceed on the current route. 00:33:07.576 --> 00:33:08.702 See, Tim? 00:33:08.744 --> 00:33:10.204 Always trust... Holy... 00:33:10.245 --> 00:33:11.622 Tim? 00:33:11.663 --> 00:33:12.915 Carol? 00:33:12.956 --> 00:33:14.625 You're breaking up. I'm losing you. 00:33:14.666 --> 00:33:16.084 No, honey, I can hear you fine. 00:33:16.126 --> 00:33:18.337 - See you at the pageant. Got to go. Bye. - Okay. 00:33:19.505 --> 00:33:22.257 Sorry. 00:33:24.801 --> 00:33:26.762 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 00:33:26.803 --> 00:33:29.181 It's too real! It's too real! 00:33:35.354 --> 00:33:38.398 Tallyho, Precious! 00:33:40.651 --> 00:33:43.153 No, no, no, tally... 00:33:48.242 --> 00:33:49.368 - Tina! - Tina! 00:33:58.418 --> 00:34:00.170 Tree! 00:34:00.212 --> 00:34:02.172 You've arrived at your destination. 00:34:02.214 --> 00:34:04.591 And with a minute to spare. 00:34:07.386 --> 00:34:08.512 I'll send them a check. 00:34:09.680 --> 00:34:10.931 That was fun. 00:34:10.973 --> 00:34:12.391 You did it. 00:34:12.432 --> 00:34:13.725 We did it. 00:34:13.767 --> 00:34:15.477 I guess we did. 00:34:15.519 --> 00:34:17.312 I was talking about me and Precious. 00:34:17.354 --> 00:34:19.314 Isn't that right, baby? 00:34:19.356 --> 00:34:20.524 Yeah. Right. 00:34:20.566 --> 00:34:22.317 Get down! 00:34:36.957 --> 00:34:39.543 This place even looks evil. 00:34:39.585 --> 00:34:41.503 It's just a school. 00:34:41.545 --> 00:34:43.255 You're overreacting. 00:34:43.297 --> 00:34:44.506 And so is BabyCorp. 00:34:44.548 --> 00:34:45.799 No, I'm telling you, 00:34:45.841 --> 00:34:47.718 this school is stressing Tabitha out. 00:34:47.759 --> 00:34:49.469 Tabitha can handle it. 00:34:49.511 --> 00:34:51.597 She's a real chip off the old block. 00:34:51.638 --> 00:34:53.599 - Wait, who's the block? - I'm the block. 00:34:53.640 --> 00:34:55.434 Well, you can't be the block. I'm the block. 00:34:55.475 --> 00:34:56.935 Then start acting like a block. 00:34:56.977 --> 00:34:58.770 What does that mean? I'm the block. 00:34:58.812 --> 00:35:00.892 - I've always been the block. - Yeah. Not even close. 00:35:00.917 --> 00:35:02.107 All I do is block. 00:35:02.149 --> 00:35:03.692 I wake up in the morning, I block. 00:35:03.734 --> 00:35:05.569 I go to sleep, blocking. 00:35:05.611 --> 00:35:07.946 - I'm the block. - Tim, enough. 00:35:08.906 --> 00:35:10.586 - I'm the block. - No, you're not! Stop it! 00:35:11.867 --> 00:35:13.202 Sweet. 00:35:13.243 --> 00:35:14.661 Suckers. 00:35:14.703 --> 00:35:16.622 - Children only beyond this point. - Hey. 00:35:16.663 --> 00:35:19.708 No crying is permitted in the separation zone. 00:35:19.750 --> 00:35:21.293 Okay, looks like we got to split up. 00:35:21.335 --> 00:35:22.753 Good. I could use a break. 00:35:22.794 --> 00:35:24.880 - Bye, Mom. - All right, bye, honey. 00:35:24.922 --> 00:35:26.465 There's Tabitha. 00:35:26.507 --> 00:35:28.842 - I'll see you after school. - Okay. 00:35:31.720 --> 00:35:33.639 Apparently, there's no "A" 00:35:33.680 --> 00:35:35.849 in "teamwork," either. 00:35:35.891 --> 00:35:37.351 All right, let's boogie. 00:35:37.392 --> 00:35:39.186 Not so fast. 00:35:39.228 --> 00:35:41.730 I'm blue. You're yellow. 00:35:41.772 --> 00:35:44.358 You're over there in the choo-choo. 00:35:46.026 --> 00:35:48.445 It's full of babies. 00:35:48.487 --> 00:35:49.863 Is it? I didn't notice. 00:35:49.905 --> 00:35:52.324 Just kidding. It's hilarious. 00:35:52.366 --> 00:35:53.951 Wait. Your tie's crooked. 00:35:53.992 --> 00:35:55.410 Okay, Tim, focus. 00:35:55.452 --> 00:35:58.163 We'll meet outside Armstrong's office at 11:15. 00:35:58.205 --> 00:36:00.165 We'll sneak in, and we'll plant the bugs. 00:36:00.207 --> 00:36:01.333 Are you focused? 00:36:01.375 --> 00:36:02.543 Hey, what the... 00:36:02.584 --> 00:36:04.586 - I am focused, all right. - No, no. 00:36:04.628 --> 00:36:05.921 I'm not yellow. I'm blue. 00:36:05.963 --> 00:36:08.006 11:30. Stick to the plan. 00:36:08.048 --> 00:36:09.049 11:15. 00:36:09.091 --> 00:36:11.051 15. Got it. The block is focused. 00:36:11.093 --> 00:36:13.887 I'm blue! I'm blue. 00:36:14.847 --> 00:36:16.849 Don't you understand? I'm blue! 00:36:16.890 --> 00:36:18.851 Welcome, children. 00:36:18.892 --> 00:36:20.227 Willkommen. 00:36:20.269 --> 00:36:21.687 Bienvenue. 00:36:21.728 --> 00:36:22.855 Annyeonghaseyo. 00:36:22.896 --> 00:36:24.731 And buenos días. 00:36:24.773 --> 00:36:28.694 Thank you for choosing to be excellent. 00:36:28.735 --> 00:36:30.237 Please don't touch me. 00:36:30.279 --> 00:36:32.614 This is some ridiculous mistake. 00:36:32.656 --> 00:36:34.116 I'm blue! I'm blue! 00:36:34.157 --> 00:36:35.868 The wheels on the bus go pi R-squared 00:36:35.909 --> 00:36:38.203 - Circumference all around. - Yes. 00:36:41.415 --> 00:36:42.708 Hello. 00:36:42.749 --> 00:36:44.501 Hello. 00:36:44.543 --> 00:36:46.211 Nice plant. 00:36:46.253 --> 00:36:48.714 This is my emotional support plant. 00:36:48.755 --> 00:36:50.549 Hi. I'm new here. 00:36:50.591 --> 00:36:54.761 Said nihonium to the other elements in the periodic table. 00:36:56.722 --> 00:36:58.223 Okay. 00:36:58.265 --> 00:36:59.892 Can't sit here. 00:36:59.933 --> 00:37:01.727 Or here. Or there. 00:37:03.270 --> 00:37:07.024 Seating position is determined by class rank. 00:37:07.065 --> 00:37:09.151 We can't possibly include your data, 00:37:09.193 --> 00:37:11.570 given that the rigor of your previous school 00:37:11.612 --> 00:37:13.488 is an unknown variable. 00:37:14.781 --> 00:37:16.366 Sick burn, Nathan. 00:37:17.659 --> 00:37:18.744 Here. 00:37:18.785 --> 00:37:20.913 You can take my seat. 00:37:20.954 --> 00:37:23.373 I'm so proud of you. 00:37:23.415 --> 00:37:25.375 I mean... thanks. 00:37:25.417 --> 00:37:26.877 Okay... 00:37:28.462 --> 00:37:29.755 Good morning. 00:37:29.796 --> 00:37:31.173 Good morning, Dr. Armstrong! 00:37:31.215 --> 00:37:33.550 Very warm welcome. Thank you. 00:37:34.927 --> 00:37:36.929 As you can see, we've got a new colleague 00:37:36.970 --> 00:37:38.722 joining us today. 00:37:38.764 --> 00:37:40.224 Hello. 00:37:40.265 --> 00:37:42.145 New colleague, why don't you introduce yourself. 00:37:42.170 --> 00:37:45.103 My name's Ti... Marcos. 00:37:45.145 --> 00:37:47.523 Marcos Lightspeed. 00:37:47.564 --> 00:37:50.108 Marcos Lightspeed. 00:37:50.150 --> 00:37:52.694 Yeah. Colorful, characterful, and I like it. 00:37:52.736 --> 00:37:54.321 In any case... 00:37:54.363 --> 00:37:56.949 welcome, Marcos, to Blue Unit. 00:37:56.990 --> 00:37:58.742 Our most advanced class. 00:37:58.784 --> 00:38:01.578 This is rarefied air 00:38:01.620 --> 00:38:02.913 we're breathing. 00:38:02.955 --> 00:38:04.831 Here at The Acorn Center, we believe 00:38:04.873 --> 00:38:06.917 that all competition is... 00:38:06.959 --> 00:38:09.461 Healthy competition. 00:38:18.011 --> 00:38:21.390 I'm trapped in the dum-dum holding tank. 00:38:21.431 --> 00:38:24.768 I'm having a panic attack. 00:38:24.810 --> 00:38:27.187 There must be a way out of here. 00:38:30.190 --> 00:38:32.317 Something doesn't smell right. 00:38:32.359 --> 00:38:34.444 Blueberry. 00:38:36.238 --> 00:38:38.407 I have to get out of here. 00:38:38.448 --> 00:38:39.658 Hi. 00:38:39.700 --> 00:38:41.159 Don't look at me. 00:38:41.201 --> 00:38:43.161 Okay. 00:38:43.203 --> 00:38:45.455 And our first subject today is... 00:38:45.497 --> 00:38:47.583 No fractions, no fractions, no fractions. 00:38:48.584 --> 00:38:50.335 Particle physics. 00:38:50.377 --> 00:38:51.503 Yes! What? 00:38:51.545 --> 00:38:52.629 Yes! 00:38:52.671 --> 00:38:54.131 Who knows which scientist 00:38:54.173 --> 00:38:56.383 first theorized that the universe has a limit 00:38:56.425 --> 00:38:59.094 beyond which the laws of physics break down? 00:39:00.721 --> 00:39:02.431 Everybody seems to know. 00:39:02.472 --> 00:39:05.934 Señor Lightspeed. 00:39:05.976 --> 00:39:09.479 Dr. Flam... baisley? 00:39:09.521 --> 00:39:12.357 That's the wrong answer. 00:39:12.399 --> 00:39:15.194 His brain sure doesn't move at light speed. 00:39:16.403 --> 00:39:17.988 - Okay. - I know, right? 00:39:18.030 --> 00:39:19.865 - Anybody else? - Right here. 00:39:19.907 --> 00:39:21.283 Max Planck. 00:39:21.325 --> 00:39:22.784 That's correct. 00:39:22.826 --> 00:39:24.203 Tabitha has set the bar. 00:39:24.244 --> 00:39:25.913 First one on the board. Ding, ding, ding. 00:39:25.954 --> 00:39:28.040 Way to go, Tabitha. 00:39:28.081 --> 00:39:30.542 You're going down, Templeton. 00:39:30.584 --> 00:39:32.002 Bring it on, Nathan. 00:39:32.044 --> 00:39:33.212 Yeah, Tabitha. Get him. 00:39:33.253 --> 00:39:35.756 Next subject. 00:39:35.797 --> 00:39:37.382 Ancient Greek. 00:39:37.424 --> 00:39:40.219 - Opa! - Oprah! 00:39:40.260 --> 00:39:42.387 Attention. 00:39:42.429 --> 00:39:44.264 Attention, everyone. 00:39:44.306 --> 00:39:46.975 Who wants to play Shawshank? 00:39:47.017 --> 00:39:48.477 No! 00:39:49.311 --> 00:39:52.481 Who wants to go outside and play? 00:39:52.523 --> 00:39:55.609 Does that sound fun? Good. 00:39:55.651 --> 00:39:57.569 Now, anybody have any ideas? 00:39:57.611 --> 00:39:58.904 - No! - Come on, people. 00:39:58.946 --> 00:40:00.047 Think, think, think, think, think. 00:40:00.072 --> 00:40:01.352 We need to think outside the box. 00:40:01.377 --> 00:40:02.777 - Oh oh! Me, me! Oh! - You, Bo-Peep. 00:40:02.802 --> 00:40:05.827 We can build a hot-air balloon 00:40:05.869 --> 00:40:07.788 out of Popsicle sticks and bubble gum! 00:40:09.164 --> 00:40:10.832 And how would it fly? 00:40:10.874 --> 00:40:12.751 Pixie dust! 00:40:12.793 --> 00:40:14.294 Get back in the box, Bo-Peep. 00:40:14.336 --> 00:40:16.588 - All the way in? - All the way in. 00:40:16.630 --> 00:40:18.799 - Yay! - Can we get in the box, too? 00:40:18.841 --> 00:40:20.843 - Can we? Can we? - Glue. 00:40:20.884 --> 00:40:22.803 I like glue. 00:40:22.845 --> 00:40:24.012 Who doesn't? 00:40:24.054 --> 00:40:25.472 But we're trying to brainstorm here. 00:40:25.514 --> 00:40:26.765 Glue's good. 00:40:28.517 --> 00:40:31.270 Think, think, think, think, think, think... 00:40:31.311 --> 00:40:34.439 ...think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think! 00:40:34.481 --> 00:40:35.941 Bingo. 00:40:35.983 --> 00:40:37.276 Next subject. 00:40:37.317 --> 00:40:39.945 X is equal to the derivative of... 00:40:39.987 --> 00:40:41.238 - Me! - Itself. 00:40:41.280 --> 00:40:42.906 Kudos for Tabitha. 00:40:42.948 --> 00:40:44.408 You knew that? 00:40:44.449 --> 00:40:47.744 The world's leading producer of bauxite is... 00:40:47.786 --> 00:40:49.246 Australia. 00:40:49.288 --> 00:40:50.648 Once again, Tabitha's on the board. 00:40:50.673 --> 00:40:52.875 - Very good. - Yes, Tabitha! 00:40:52.916 --> 00:40:54.501 We got 15 minutes, people. 00:40:54.543 --> 00:40:56.670 The difference in "try" and "triumph" 00:40:56.712 --> 00:40:58.463 is just a little oomph. 00:40:58.505 --> 00:41:01.592 - Oomph! - Go big or go home. 00:41:01.633 --> 00:41:03.218 Okay. Going home. 00:41:03.260 --> 00:41:05.012 - Let's pick up the pace. - No! 00:41:05.053 --> 00:41:08.056 Hand downs, Norma Rae. This is my time. 00:41:08.098 --> 00:41:10.225 To be, or not to be? Tabitha. 00:41:10.267 --> 00:41:11.810 - To be. - That's correct. 00:41:11.852 --> 00:41:15.814 Can anyone tell me the horsepower of a 302 engine? 00:41:15.856 --> 00:41:17.649 7? 00:41:17.691 --> 00:41:19.401 - Oh, boy. - Weak sauce, Nathan. 00:41:19.443 --> 00:41:20.986 That was weak. 00:41:21.028 --> 00:41:22.588 Tabitha, do you have an idea about that? 00:41:22.613 --> 00:41:25.157 300 horsepower with a 4-barrel carb. 00:41:26.158 --> 00:41:27.993 Her dad must be a genius. 00:41:28.035 --> 00:41:30.537 On my signal, unleash heck. 00:41:31.330 --> 00:41:33.457 Fire! 00:41:34.458 --> 00:41:37.044 Yes! 00:41:38.295 --> 00:41:40.380 I found a cure! 00:41:40.422 --> 00:41:42.174 Yes! Yes! She did it! 00:41:42.216 --> 00:41:43.383 She did it. 00:41:45.052 --> 00:41:46.678 Marcos! 00:41:46.720 --> 00:41:48.972 I did it. I did it. 00:41:50.891 --> 00:41:54.770 Remember, your size doesn't determine your strength. 00:41:56.313 --> 00:41:58.690 Well, so far, it's Tabitha number one 00:41:58.732 --> 00:42:00.192 and everybody else last. 00:42:09.743 --> 00:42:10.911 Hey, Tabitha. 00:42:10.953 --> 00:42:12.162 You're really... 00:42:12.204 --> 00:42:14.790 - A geek. I know. - No. 00:42:14.831 --> 00:42:16.708 You're amazing. 00:42:16.750 --> 00:42:19.044 Thanks, Marcos. 00:42:19.086 --> 00:42:22.548 You'll be singing a different tune at rehearsal. 00:42:22.589 --> 00:42:24.633 The wrong tune. 00:42:25.884 --> 00:42:27.135 You're so funny. 00:42:27.177 --> 00:42:28.846 Hilarious! 00:42:31.431 --> 00:42:33.892 And yeah, Templeton, don't be late. 00:42:33.934 --> 00:42:35.602 Late. 00:42:35.644 --> 00:42:37.729 - I'm late. - Next subject. 00:42:37.771 --> 00:42:38.939 Yes! 00:42:38.981 --> 00:42:40.899 Just a little further. 00:42:44.069 --> 00:42:45.237 Glue! 00:42:47.114 --> 00:42:48.240 Excuse me. 00:42:48.282 --> 00:42:49.533 Yes, Marcos. 00:42:49.575 --> 00:42:52.369 Can I have a hall pass? I have to go. 00:42:52.411 --> 00:42:54.913 Voilà. Feel free. 00:42:54.955 --> 00:42:56.582 Now what? 00:42:56.623 --> 00:42:58.375 Now what? 00:42:58.417 --> 00:43:00.002 Glue! 00:43:00.043 --> 00:43:01.879 Glue is bad! 00:43:03.630 --> 00:43:04.756 Glue. 00:43:04.798 --> 00:43:07.217 Glue is good. 00:43:07.259 --> 00:43:10.596 How to get to the principal's office. 00:43:10.637 --> 00:43:12.097 Of course. 00:43:12.139 --> 00:43:15.017 You get sent to the principal's office. 00:43:17.227 --> 00:43:19.521 Booyah! 00:43:19.563 --> 00:43:22.566 I think it's very vital to rock a rhyme... 00:43:22.608 --> 00:43:24.610 Here we go, it's tricky to rock a rhyme 00:43:24.651 --> 00:43:28.530 To rock a rhyme that's right on time, it's tricky 00:43:28.572 --> 00:43:30.866 It's tricky, tricky, tricky, tricky 00:43:30.908 --> 00:43:32.576 It's tricky to rock a rhyme 00:43:32.618 --> 00:43:35.120 To rock a rhyme that's right on time, it's tricky... 00:43:35.162 --> 00:43:36.955 What's up, y'all? 00:43:36.997 --> 00:43:39.041 School is... 00:43:39.082 --> 00:43:40.584 stupid. 00:43:40.626 --> 00:43:43.337 Listen, you know, I acknowledge your anger. 00:43:43.378 --> 00:43:46.131 It's very feisty, but please sit down. 00:43:46.173 --> 00:43:48.842 Okay. No. 00:43:48.884 --> 00:43:51.637 Sitting is... stupid! 00:43:51.678 --> 00:43:54.139 He's such a bad boy. 00:43:56.433 --> 00:43:58.352 It's tricky to rock a rhyme 00:43:58.393 --> 00:44:00.979 To rock a rhyme that's right on time, it's tricky 00:44:01.021 --> 00:44:03.482 - How is it, D? - It's tricky, tricky... 00:44:03.524 --> 00:44:06.735 All right. I'm afraid you can't disrupt class any longer. 00:44:06.777 --> 00:44:10.531 Oh, no. Are we gonna have a talk in your office? 00:44:10.572 --> 00:44:12.157 No. 00:44:12.199 --> 00:44:14.326 - You are gonna have a time-out. - The Box? 00:44:14.368 --> 00:44:16.328 He's going in the Box. 00:44:16.370 --> 00:44:18.830 No, the Box makes you crazy. 00:44:18.872 --> 00:44:20.332 The Box? 00:44:20.374 --> 00:44:24.002 Sail away, sail away, sail away 00:44:24.044 --> 00:44:26.839 Sail away, sail away 00:44:26.880 --> 00:44:28.298 Sail away... 00:44:28.340 --> 00:44:30.551 Sayonara, Marcos. 00:44:30.592 --> 00:44:33.136 Your time-out begins now. 00:44:33.178 --> 00:44:34.513 Relax. 00:44:34.555 --> 00:44:36.682 Wait! 00:44:39.101 --> 00:44:40.769 Don't cry. 00:44:40.811 --> 00:44:42.688 There, there. All better. 00:44:52.197 --> 00:44:54.783 It's like they always say: 00:44:54.825 --> 00:44:56.660 If you want something done right, 00:44:56.702 --> 00:44:59.371 you have to do it without your brother! 00:45:00.247 --> 00:45:03.333 We meet again, doorknob. 00:45:09.173 --> 00:45:10.841 Hello. 00:45:10.883 --> 00:45:12.342 Welcome, welcome. 00:45:12.384 --> 00:45:14.261 Please come in. Entrez vous? 00:45:14.303 --> 00:45:15.721 You're here. 00:45:15.762 --> 00:45:17.264 Oh, yes. I... 00:45:17.306 --> 00:45:19.474 I was expecting you. 00:45:20.309 --> 00:45:22.394 I... 00:45:23.437 --> 00:45:25.731 I expected that you 00:45:25.772 --> 00:45:28.817 would be expecting me, so there. 00:45:28.859 --> 00:45:32.362 And by the way, I know why you're here, 00:45:32.404 --> 00:45:34.406 so... so there. 00:45:34.448 --> 00:45:37.242 You do? 00:45:37.284 --> 00:45:39.536 Yes, I do. 00:45:39.578 --> 00:45:41.246 Have a seat, please. 00:45:41.288 --> 00:45:42.664 Thank you. 00:45:42.706 --> 00:45:44.374 You know what you are? 00:45:44.416 --> 00:45:48.754 You are, if I may, extremely intelligent. 00:45:48.795 --> 00:45:50.255 Go on. 00:45:50.297 --> 00:45:52.057 As a matter of fact, I've been observing you. 00:45:53.091 --> 00:45:55.010 Spends time wisely. Check. 00:45:55.052 --> 00:45:57.679 Makes good use of classroom materials. Check. 00:45:57.721 --> 00:46:00.265 Keeps hands to self. Check. 00:46:00.307 --> 00:46:01.808 Hey, forget "works well with others." 00:46:01.850 --> 00:46:04.937 You make others work well for you. 00:46:04.978 --> 00:46:08.357 That's literally the title of the book I'm working on. 00:46:08.398 --> 00:46:10.609 No kidding. You had no business 00:46:10.651 --> 00:46:12.736 being in Yellow Level, did you? 00:46:12.778 --> 00:46:15.113 - It was sabotage. - Sabotage. Exactly. 00:46:15.155 --> 00:46:17.699 Jealousy, fear. Hey, I faced the same obstacles. 00:46:17.741 --> 00:46:21.328 In fact, you know, you remind me a lot of myself 00:46:21.370 --> 00:46:23.789 when I was your age, 00:46:23.830 --> 00:46:26.625 which is now. 00:46:30.045 --> 00:46:31.129 What? 00:46:32.506 --> 00:46:35.801 Surprise, surprise. 00:46:35.843 --> 00:46:38.303 What the frittata? 00:46:38.345 --> 00:46:39.429 Well put. 00:46:39.471 --> 00:46:41.890 He's a ba... You're a baby. 00:46:41.932 --> 00:46:44.476 I repeat, you're a baby. 00:46:44.518 --> 00:46:46.979 So surprised, you said it twice. 00:46:48.522 --> 00:46:51.984 Unfortunately, people are not ready for a... 00:46:52.025 --> 00:46:54.236 a baby in a position of power. 00:46:54.278 --> 00:46:55.779 Yet. 00:46:55.821 --> 00:46:58.490 Remind me to get the number of your muttonchop guy. 00:46:58.532 --> 00:47:01.326 You know, I could use somebody like you. 00:47:01.368 --> 00:47:05.289 With a superior intelligence like my own. 00:47:05.330 --> 00:47:08.000 ...really? 00:47:08.041 --> 00:47:09.418 Somebody who can... 00:47:11.628 --> 00:47:13.005 Yeah. 00:47:13.046 --> 00:47:15.757 Truly comprehend what I'm trying to accomplish. 00:47:15.799 --> 00:47:18.510 - Well, you're looking at him. - Bingo. 00:47:18.552 --> 00:47:20.721 We have a secret level. 00:47:20.762 --> 00:47:22.389 For very special babies. 00:47:22.431 --> 00:47:23.891 The best of the best. 00:47:23.932 --> 00:47:25.142 The elite. 00:47:25.184 --> 00:47:26.185 Beyond blue? 00:47:26.226 --> 00:47:28.228 Oh, yeah. Way beyond. 00:47:28.270 --> 00:47:30.230 Way beyond. 00:47:30.272 --> 00:47:32.357 There's a meeting today... 00:47:32.399 --> 00:47:34.109 ...after school. 00:47:34.151 --> 00:47:35.652 Babies only. 00:47:35.694 --> 00:47:38.530 We may be small, but we're about to teach grown-ups 00:47:38.572 --> 00:47:40.908 a big lesson. 00:47:42.284 --> 00:47:44.203 Lolly? 00:47:44.244 --> 00:47:45.537 Okay. 00:47:45.579 --> 00:47:47.080 Time for recess. 00:47:47.122 --> 00:47:48.582 Bye-bye. 00:47:49.291 --> 00:47:51.335 Sayonara... 00:47:55.756 --> 00:47:57.966 Well, I think that went well. 00:47:59.092 --> 00:48:00.886 - You're a baby. - What? 00:48:00.928 --> 00:48:02.930 I repeat, you're a baby. 00:48:02.971 --> 00:48:05.140 Is he talking to me? He better not be talking to me, 00:48:05.182 --> 00:48:06.642 because I'll... Armstrong? 00:48:06.683 --> 00:48:08.393 You're right, Connie. 00:48:08.435 --> 00:48:09.937 He's talking about Armstrong. 00:48:09.978 --> 00:48:11.730 I don't know what has gotten into her. 00:48:11.772 --> 00:48:15.400 But she's acting strange, Dr. Federman. 00:48:15.442 --> 00:48:17.653 Isn't it a bit early for terrible twos? 00:48:17.694 --> 00:48:19.530 Is there terrible ones? Is that a thing? 00:48:19.571 --> 00:48:21.073 Piano-playing bunny, you slay me. 00:48:21.114 --> 00:48:22.658 Okey dokey. 00:48:22.699 --> 00:48:26.995 We need some eyes on the prize, visual confirmation here. 00:48:28.330 --> 00:48:30.541 Oh, Daddy. 00:48:30.582 --> 00:48:32.626 If I were there, I'd pinch you so hard. 00:48:32.668 --> 00:48:34.503 Sail away, sail away... 00:48:34.545 --> 00:48:36.338 Your time-out has concluded. 00:48:36.380 --> 00:48:38.257 Sail away! What time is it? 00:48:38.298 --> 00:48:39.967 It is time for recess. 00:48:40.008 --> 00:48:42.010 I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late. Come on. 00:48:42.052 --> 00:48:44.012 He'll understand, right? 00:48:44.054 --> 00:48:45.848 Okay. Where is he? Where is he? 00:48:45.889 --> 00:48:49.226 Where is he? 00:48:49.268 --> 00:48:51.186 Oomph! Yeah, baby! 00:48:51.228 --> 00:48:52.771 No, not my bows. 00:48:52.813 --> 00:48:56.149 But they're not your bows... anymore. 00:48:56.191 --> 00:48:59.152 Yep, where there's crying, there's my brother. 00:49:03.991 --> 00:49:06.159 Here you go. 00:49:06.201 --> 00:49:07.744 Cool. 00:49:08.495 --> 00:49:10.831 Glue. Glue. Glue. 00:49:13.750 --> 00:49:15.502 Hey, blue. 00:49:15.544 --> 00:49:17.296 Where do you think youse going? You lost? 00:49:17.337 --> 00:49:18.617 Could you let me through, please? 00:49:18.642 --> 00:49:19.756 No! 00:49:19.798 --> 00:49:22.467 So, what, did you flunk coloring class, kid? 00:49:22.509 --> 00:49:24.094 Really, guy? 00:49:25.053 --> 00:49:26.805 Cherry. 00:49:26.847 --> 00:49:27.806 Go on. 00:49:27.848 --> 00:49:29.183 Blues on the other side. 00:49:29.224 --> 00:49:30.517 Let him through. 00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:31.643 Okay, he's cool. 00:49:31.685 --> 00:49:33.061 See? I'm cool. 00:49:33.103 --> 00:49:34.313 I'm cool. 00:49:34.354 --> 00:49:36.148 You failed me, Tim. 00:49:36.190 --> 00:49:37.608 I was desperate. 00:49:37.649 --> 00:49:40.319 I crawled. I did things with glue 00:49:40.360 --> 00:49:42.738 that I'm not proud of, but I made it. 00:49:42.779 --> 00:49:44.698 I made it all the way to Armstrong's office, 00:49:44.740 --> 00:49:46.700 and then where's Tim? 00:49:46.742 --> 00:49:47.910 - I know. I... - Where's Tim? 00:49:47.951 --> 00:49:49.661 - I tried to... - Where's Tim?! 00:49:49.703 --> 00:49:51.538 I was in the Box, okay? 00:49:51.580 --> 00:49:52.789 - The Box? - The Box? 00:49:52.831 --> 00:49:53.665 Glue. 00:49:53.707 --> 00:49:55.209 Yeah, that's right. 00:49:55.250 --> 00:49:56.460 The Box. 00:49:56.502 --> 00:49:57.836 Show a little respect. 00:49:57.878 --> 00:50:00.756 See, Tim, this is why I work alone. 00:50:00.797 --> 00:50:03.342 I'll succeed in the mission. 00:50:03.383 --> 00:50:04.885 You can take the pony home. 00:50:04.927 --> 00:50:07.262 The only thing you're ever gonna succeed at 00:50:07.304 --> 00:50:08.305 is being alone. 00:50:08.347 --> 00:50:09.515 - Fine. - Fine! 00:50:09.556 --> 00:50:11.016 Fine! 00:50:11.058 --> 00:50:12.518 I like ponies. 00:50:12.559 --> 00:50:14.895 Thank you for sharing. 00:50:21.944 --> 00:50:23.529 You are blowing it, Templeton! 00:50:23.570 --> 00:50:24.696 Yeah, Templeton. 00:50:24.738 --> 00:50:26.114 I'm trying. 00:50:26.156 --> 00:50:28.784 You always come in a beat late. 00:50:28.825 --> 00:50:31.286 I'm sorry, Nathan. I'm doing my best. 00:50:31.328 --> 00:50:35.207 Your best is going to keep me out of going to Juilliard. 00:50:35.249 --> 00:50:37.167 - Yeah, Templeton. - It's 1, 2, 3 00:50:37.209 --> 00:50:39.586 - and 1, 2, 3. - 1, 2, 3. 00:50:39.628 --> 00:50:41.088 And 1, 2, 3 00:50:41.129 --> 00:50:43.882 and 1, 2, 3. and 1, 2, 3. 00:50:43.924 --> 00:50:47.219 - And 1, 2... - Oh, come on! 00:50:47.261 --> 00:50:48.554 Are you kidding me? 00:50:48.595 --> 00:50:50.222 I just can't do it right now, okay? 00:50:50.264 --> 00:50:51.682 I can't. I just can't. 00:50:51.723 --> 00:50:53.851 - I'll do it tomorrow. - Seriously? 00:50:55.769 --> 00:50:57.980 All right, all right, all right. 00:50:58.021 --> 00:51:00.399 See you at the pageant tomorrow. 00:51:00.440 --> 00:51:02.359 Beat it! 00:51:06.989 --> 00:51:10.158 Oh, Nathan, Nathan, let me do it. 00:51:10.200 --> 00:51:11.535 Let me do it, Nathan. 00:51:11.577 --> 00:51:13.078 I want to sing the song. 00:51:13.120 --> 00:51:14.413 No. 00:51:14.454 --> 00:51:16.373 I want to see her fail. 00:51:18.125 --> 00:51:19.710 Pure genius. 00:51:21.962 --> 00:51:23.589 I can't wait. 00:51:23.630 --> 00:51:25.132 We'll see about that. 00:51:25.174 --> 00:51:27.092 Goodbye, children. 00:51:27.134 --> 00:51:28.260 Sayonara. 00:51:28.302 --> 00:51:29.595 Auf Wiedersehen. 00:51:29.636 --> 00:51:30.762 Adieu. 00:51:30.804 --> 00:51:32.723 Adios, niños. 00:51:37.436 --> 00:51:38.770 Oh, come on. 00:51:43.400 --> 00:51:45.777 Oh, my gosh. 00:51:45.819 --> 00:51:49.239 Stop what you're doing. 00:51:49.281 --> 00:51:50.616 I see a baby pony. 00:51:52.492 --> 00:51:53.994 I like ponies. 00:51:54.036 --> 00:51:55.287 Over there! 00:51:55.329 --> 00:51:56.455 Yes! 00:51:56.496 --> 00:51:58.624 It's so cute! 00:52:06.715 --> 00:52:08.509 That's it? No hello? 00:52:08.550 --> 00:52:10.552 - Not even a "Hi, Mom"? - What? 00:52:10.594 --> 00:52:12.429 Hi, Tabitha! 00:52:12.471 --> 00:52:14.348 Hi. 00:52:15.140 --> 00:52:16.725 What? You never told me you had 00:52:16.767 --> 00:52:18.602 an older sister who could drive. 00:52:18.644 --> 00:52:20.103 That's my mom. 00:52:20.145 --> 00:52:21.855 Tabitha, don't interrupt. 00:52:21.897 --> 00:52:23.977 - Yeah, I'm a new friend of Tabitha's... - Hey, stop. 00:52:24.002 --> 00:52:25.984 Oh, really? 00:52:26.026 --> 00:52:27.819 I mean, we just met. 00:52:27.861 --> 00:52:29.221 Well, what's your name, new friend? 00:52:29.246 --> 00:52:30.948 Stop. You're embarrassing me. 00:52:30.989 --> 00:52:33.283 Marcos. Marcos Lightspeed. 00:52:34.701 --> 00:52:36.036 Tina! 00:52:36.078 --> 00:52:37.496 What is with you? 00:52:37.538 --> 00:52:38.956 Cute kid. 00:52:38.997 --> 00:52:40.916 Well, I better get going if I'm gonna walk those 00:52:40.958 --> 00:52:43.502 three and a half miles home... 00:52:43.544 --> 00:52:44.878 in the snow... 00:52:44.920 --> 00:52:46.505 without a jacket. 00:52:46.547 --> 00:52:48.340 3 and a half miles? 00:52:48.382 --> 00:52:51.176 3 and a half, 6... Somewhere in there. 00:52:51.218 --> 00:52:53.554 Yeah, well, that TV dinner is not gonna microwave itself. 00:52:53.595 --> 00:52:54.972 TV dinner? 00:52:55.013 --> 00:52:57.349 Yeah, I'm a latchkey kid, so I eat whatever I want. 00:52:57.391 --> 00:52:59.393 Cartoons are my babysitter. 00:52:59.434 --> 00:53:00.602 - No. - Oh, yeah. 00:53:02.646 --> 00:53:05.899 Strangers in the night 00:53:05.941 --> 00:53:08.402 Exchanging glances 00:53:08.443 --> 00:53:09.695 Lovers... 00:53:09.736 --> 00:53:11.196 What is this? 00:53:11.238 --> 00:53:13.532 Some kind of prank? 00:53:13.574 --> 00:53:14.867 Children can be so cruel. 00:53:14.908 --> 00:53:16.326 Hello. 00:53:31.341 --> 00:53:35.429 This is exactly like Bill Gates' rec room... 00:53:35.470 --> 00:53:37.931 but a little smaller. 00:53:46.815 --> 00:53:49.568 What is all this? 00:53:49.610 --> 00:53:51.862 Research and development? 00:53:53.197 --> 00:53:55.407 Product testing? 00:53:57.034 --> 00:54:01.496 Something tells me this isn't day care. 00:54:02.539 --> 00:54:05.417 Boy, could I use a spy camera right about now. 00:54:05.459 --> 00:54:08.962 Sail away, sail away, sail away. 00:54:09.755 --> 00:54:11.507 Anyway... 00:54:17.221 --> 00:54:20.265 Now, aren't you a cutie in that little karate outfit. 00:54:25.062 --> 00:54:27.773 Is this some kind of a ninja boy band? 00:54:37.407 --> 00:54:39.618 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh! 00:54:42.162 --> 00:54:43.121 I give up. 00:54:43.163 --> 00:54:46.875 Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai! 00:54:49.962 --> 00:54:51.797 Sayonara, baby! 00:54:51.839 --> 00:54:53.841 - Hey, there you are. - Hello! 00:54:53.882 --> 00:54:55.175 Thank you. 00:54:55.217 --> 00:54:56.969 I see that you've angered my baby ninjas. 00:54:57.010 --> 00:54:58.387 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 00:54:58.428 --> 00:55:00.138 Shoo. Shoo. 00:55:00.180 --> 00:55:02.349 What maniacal underground fortress doesn't have ninjas? 00:55:02.391 --> 00:55:03.976 - Am I right? - Impressive? 00:55:04.017 --> 00:55:05.310 Pretty impressive. 00:55:05.352 --> 00:55:06.812 What do you think? What do you think? 00:55:06.854 --> 00:55:08.094 I know tuition is pretty steep, 00:55:08.119 --> 00:55:10.065 but how do you afford all this? 00:55:10.107 --> 00:55:12.025 That's a good question. 00:55:12.067 --> 00:55:14.611 - I taught babies to code. - No. 00:55:14.653 --> 00:55:16.613 Yes. And you know what they say about having 00:55:16.655 --> 00:55:18.824 an infinite amount of monkeys banging on typewriters? 00:55:18.866 --> 00:55:20.701 They will eventually write Shakespeare? 00:55:20.742 --> 00:55:22.870 A-plus. Oh, boy, you are smart. 00:55:22.911 --> 00:55:26.790 Or the most popular apps that money can buy. 00:55:26.832 --> 00:55:28.876 Apps. They're writing apps. 00:55:28.917 --> 00:55:30.502 Cat Chat. 00:55:30.544 --> 00:55:31.837 Palm Doodle. 00:55:31.879 --> 00:55:33.505 Find My Nose. 00:55:33.547 --> 00:55:34.923 Stock Crush. 00:55:34.965 --> 00:55:36.508 You did Stock Crush? 00:55:36.550 --> 00:55:38.177 I love Stock Crush. 00:55:38.218 --> 00:55:41.096 All us. But my next app... 00:55:41.138 --> 00:55:43.849 it's gonna change the world. 00:55:43.891 --> 00:55:44.933 Forever. 00:55:44.975 --> 00:55:46.268 So why bother with a school? 00:55:46.310 --> 00:55:48.812 You could go public and make millions. 00:55:50.606 --> 00:55:52.941 - Billions. - Billions. 00:55:52.983 --> 00:55:56.028 Yeah, but some things are more important than money. 00:55:56.069 --> 00:55:57.696 Please don't say "love." 00:55:57.738 --> 00:55:59.907 Power. 00:55:59.948 --> 00:56:02.117 That's more like it. 00:56:03.076 --> 00:56:04.953 This is so amazing. 00:56:04.995 --> 00:56:07.706 First, the ride, and now A full sit-down dinner. 00:56:07.748 --> 00:56:09.416 What a palace. 00:56:09.458 --> 00:56:11.835 - I mean, you have electricity? - Well, yeah. 00:56:11.877 --> 00:56:14.004 Man, you guys are beyond generous. 00:56:14.046 --> 00:56:16.048 You're welcome anytime. 00:56:16.089 --> 00:56:17.674 Tabitha, would you mind 00:56:17.716 --> 00:56:19.343 - setting the table? - Okay, Mom. 00:56:19.384 --> 00:56:21.595 Really? You're just gonna throw that right there? 00:56:22.804 --> 00:56:25.390 Daddy. 00:56:25.432 --> 00:56:27.267 - It's Marcos. - What are you doing here? 00:56:27.309 --> 00:56:28.852 - Where's Uncle Ted? - What? 00:56:28.894 --> 00:56:30.054 He kicked me off the mission. 00:56:30.079 --> 00:56:30.854 He can't do that. 00:56:30.896 --> 00:56:31.897 Only I can do that. 00:56:31.939 --> 00:56:33.106 You're back on the mission. 00:56:33.148 --> 00:56:34.566 No need. I have my own mission now. 00:56:34.608 --> 00:56:36.860 What? What could be more important than my mission? 00:56:36.902 --> 00:56:39.071 Got to go. Lightspeed out. 00:56:40.280 --> 00:56:41.740 This is so great. 00:56:41.782 --> 00:56:43.325 Well, I hope you're hungry. 00:56:43.367 --> 00:56:45.035 Been so long since I've used silverware. 00:56:45.077 --> 00:56:47.538 So, how'd you like your first day? 00:56:47.579 --> 00:56:48.914 Kind of intense. 00:56:48.956 --> 00:56:50.916 Yeah. You'll get used to it. 00:56:50.958 --> 00:56:52.459 - Even that Nathan kid? - Nathan. 00:56:52.501 --> 00:56:54.711 - He's a mess. - Yeah. 00:56:54.753 --> 00:56:56.922 - He is such a square. - A square? 00:56:56.964 --> 00:56:58.924 Yeah, you know, like a dork. 00:56:58.966 --> 00:57:00.843 Dweeb. Nerdlet. A real poindexter. 00:57:00.884 --> 00:57:02.386 Lame-O. Dorkus to the max. 00:57:02.427 --> 00:57:04.221 They used to call me. 00:57:04.263 --> 00:57:06.723 - You're weird. - I am? 00:57:06.765 --> 00:57:08.767 Yeah, but in a good way. 00:57:10.310 --> 00:57:12.855 So, why is the pageant stressing you out so much? 00:57:12.896 --> 00:57:14.982 I have to sing. 00:57:15.023 --> 00:57:17.192 - So what? - I don't know. 00:57:17.234 --> 00:57:19.570 My whole family is going to be there, 00:57:19.611 --> 00:57:21.738 including my dad. 00:57:23.323 --> 00:57:24.700 Right. 00:57:24.741 --> 00:57:26.785 You're embarrassed of him? 00:57:26.827 --> 00:57:28.871 No. No, it's not that. 00:57:30.415 --> 00:57:32.455 It's just, he's really good at this kind of thing... 00:57:32.480 --> 00:57:36.003 Being creative and using your imagination... 00:57:36.044 --> 00:57:38.046 But it's hard for me. 00:57:38.088 --> 00:57:40.299 I just want him to be proud of me. 00:57:40.340 --> 00:57:41.633 You know? 00:57:43.677 --> 00:57:44.636 Really? 00:57:44.678 --> 00:57:47.347 Well, yeah. 00:57:48.307 --> 00:57:50.475 Who are these extra plates for? 00:57:50.517 --> 00:57:52.311 Mom and Dad. 00:57:52.352 --> 00:57:54.229 Hey, hey! The key still works! 00:57:54.271 --> 00:57:55.831 You guys should really change the locks. 00:57:55.856 --> 00:57:57.357 - You made it. - Look who's here! 00:57:57.399 --> 00:57:58.150 Mom and Dad. 00:57:58.192 --> 00:57:59.318 Grandma! Grandpa! 00:57:59.359 --> 00:58:01.111 There she is. 00:58:01.153 --> 00:58:02.629 - Come here, my little tabby cat. - Yay! You're here! 00:58:02.654 --> 00:58:04.774 - Look at how big you are. - You're almost a teenager. 00:58:04.799 --> 00:58:06.116 Can you vote yet? 00:58:06.158 --> 00:58:07.518 10 and a half more years, Grandma. 00:58:07.560 --> 00:58:08.920 Daddy, they're gonna recognize you. 00:58:08.945 --> 00:58:09.786 No, no. It's fine. 00:58:09.828 --> 00:58:11.705 I've got the glasses. See? 00:58:11.747 --> 00:58:13.165 - Selfie! - How do you do it again? 00:58:13.207 --> 00:58:14.458 Bring out the baby. 00:58:14.500 --> 00:58:16.100 - Hide! - Where are you hiding that baby? 00:58:16.125 --> 00:58:17.461 No. Just be cool. Be cool. 00:58:17.503 --> 00:58:19.004 - There she is. - Hello. 00:58:19.046 --> 00:58:20.255 Hey, who's the new guy? 00:58:20.297 --> 00:58:22.174 - That's Marcos. - I gotcha. 00:58:25.469 --> 00:58:27.763 Attention, babies. Bienvenue. 00:58:27.804 --> 00:58:29.515 Willkommen. 00:58:29.556 --> 00:58:30.891 Dobro pozhalovat. 00:58:30.933 --> 00:58:33.644 And namaste. 00:58:33.685 --> 00:58:35.604 Babies. 00:58:35.646 --> 00:58:36.939 Hey, hey. 00:58:36.980 --> 00:58:38.398 No more screen time. 00:58:38.440 --> 00:58:40.776 Listen. 00:58:40.817 --> 00:58:44.071 Believe it or not, I used to be just like you. 00:58:44.112 --> 00:58:46.698 Yes. I even had parents. 00:58:46.740 --> 00:58:50.118 Mine were child psychologists 00:58:50.160 --> 00:58:52.621 who made me part of an experiment. 00:58:52.663 --> 00:58:53.872 Really? 00:58:53.914 --> 00:58:56.542 They exposed me to 10,000 hours 00:58:56.583 --> 00:59:00.128 of Mozart, language lessons and public radio. 00:59:00.170 --> 00:59:01.922 I hate public radio. 00:59:01.964 --> 00:59:05.467 It was at that point I realized I was smarter than my parents. 00:59:05.509 --> 00:59:09.471 And with my first step, I ran away from home. 00:59:09.513 --> 00:59:11.723 Why? 00:59:11.765 --> 00:59:13.559 They pushed me around. 00:59:13.600 --> 00:59:15.727 I got told what to do all the time. 00:59:16.937 --> 00:59:19.940 But a single word changed my life. 00:59:19.982 --> 00:59:21.567 "No." Say it. 00:59:21.608 --> 00:59:22.901 No! 00:59:22.943 --> 00:59:24.903 - Take a nap. - Nyet! 00:59:24.945 --> 00:59:26.822 - Put on your coat. - Nein! 00:59:26.864 --> 00:59:29.199 - Eat your vegetables. - Nahii! 00:59:29.241 --> 00:59:31.493 Are you gonna let grown-ups push you around? 00:59:31.535 --> 00:59:33.871 No, no! No, no, no! No, no! No, no, no! 00:59:33.912 --> 00:59:35.247 - Are you? - Good God, no. 00:59:35.289 --> 00:59:36.582 That's right. 00:59:36.623 --> 00:59:39.585 Why do parents get to be in charge, anyway? 00:59:39.626 --> 00:59:42.004 They had their chance, and what did we get? 00:59:42.045 --> 00:59:46.175 Pollution, politics, wars. 00:59:48.594 --> 00:59:50.596 Not "ooh." "Boo." 00:59:50.637 --> 00:59:52.222 Boo! 00:59:52.264 --> 00:59:55.601 The only thing holding us back is them, 00:59:55.642 --> 00:59:57.269 but not anymore. 00:59:57.311 --> 01:00:01.190 The moment that we've worked so hard for is almost here. 01:00:01.231 --> 01:00:02.357 B-Day. 01:00:02.399 --> 01:00:03.609 - B-Day? - B-Day. 01:00:03.650 --> 01:00:05.736 - I'm this many. - I'm this many. 01:00:05.777 --> 01:00:08.113 No, no, it's not... it's not your birthday. 01:00:08.155 --> 01:00:10.991 It's the beginning of the baby revolution. 01:00:11.033 --> 01:00:12.826 Yay, yay. 01:00:12.868 --> 01:00:15.495 And there'll be cake. Cake for everybody. 01:00:15.537 --> 01:00:18.290 Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! 01:00:18.332 --> 01:00:19.917 No more rules. 01:00:19.958 --> 01:00:21.793 Oh là là! 01:00:21.835 --> 01:00:23.545 No more parents. 01:00:24.838 --> 01:00:25.964 Pew, pew, pew, pew! 01:00:26.006 --> 01:00:28.467 Sayonara, Mama and Papa! 01:00:28.509 --> 01:00:30.511 This is bad. 01:00:30.552 --> 01:00:32.429 All right, pep rally's over. 01:00:32.471 --> 01:00:34.848 Your parents are gonna pick you up. 01:00:35.974 --> 01:00:37.476 This is my life's work. 01:00:37.518 --> 01:00:40.437 Oh, yes, 17 long months. 01:00:40.479 --> 01:00:43.065 To... no more parents. 01:00:44.775 --> 01:00:47.194 Cheers to the revolution. 01:00:48.153 --> 01:00:49.863 No. Nope. Nope. 01:00:49.905 --> 01:00:51.740 - No. That's a keeper. - Oh, Tina. 01:00:51.782 --> 01:00:53.867 It's so cute. What's the app called? 01:00:53.909 --> 01:00:55.327 It's called QT Snap. 01:00:55.369 --> 01:00:57.329 - Show me how to download that. - Everyone has it. 01:00:57.354 --> 01:00:59.331 So, Marcos... Lightspeed? 01:00:59.373 --> 01:01:00.958 Is that what you said? 01:01:00.999 --> 01:01:02.793 Sounds like a cartoon name. 01:01:04.044 --> 01:01:05.838 It really does. 01:01:05.879 --> 01:01:08.799 Well, my parents, they're a little wacky, so... 01:01:10.467 --> 01:01:13.178 It's like I know you from somewhere. 01:01:13.220 --> 01:01:14.555 I don't think so. 01:01:14.596 --> 01:01:16.223 - That is a keeper, too. - Hey. Hey. 01:01:16.265 --> 01:01:18.267 - Doesn't he look familiar? - I don't think I do. 01:01:18.308 --> 01:01:19.726 Yeah, he looks just like Tim. 01:01:19.768 --> 01:01:21.353 Yeah. You look like Tim. 01:01:23.605 --> 01:01:25.107 Except Tim didn't wear glasses. 01:01:25.148 --> 01:01:27.276 That's right. 01:01:27.317 --> 01:01:29.778 Well, how about that. 01:01:29.820 --> 01:01:32.364 Hey, where is Tim, anyway? 01:01:32.406 --> 01:01:34.199 Tim and Ted are on a trip. 01:01:34.241 --> 01:01:36.410 - Together? - They're bonding. 01:01:36.451 --> 01:01:38.495 - Well, that's about time. - Yeah. 01:01:38.537 --> 01:01:40.706 I just hope Tim's back in time for the pageant. 01:01:42.249 --> 01:01:45.169 Why... why wouldn't he be there? 01:01:45.210 --> 01:01:47.212 - Tim Time. - Tim Time. 01:01:48.297 --> 01:01:49.381 What's-what's Tim Time? 01:01:49.423 --> 01:01:50.883 - Go ahead. - Okay. 01:01:50.924 --> 01:01:54.845 Well, Marcos, Tim Time is like a black hole 01:01:54.887 --> 01:01:59.308 where things like reality and being on time get lost. 01:02:00.809 --> 01:02:03.562 Tabitha's father has a very active imagination. 01:02:03.604 --> 01:02:05.314 Which is a good thing. 01:02:05.355 --> 01:02:07.155 Yeah, that's a... I'd say that's a good thing. 01:02:07.180 --> 01:02:10.402 Remember when he said our boss was trying to kidnap us? 01:02:10.444 --> 01:02:11.945 He did? 01:02:11.987 --> 01:02:14.531 Or that his baby brother could walk and talk 01:02:14.573 --> 01:02:16.200 but only when we weren't looking. 01:02:19.494 --> 01:02:22.331 Turn around. 01:02:23.874 --> 01:02:25.542 That's so Dad. 01:02:25.584 --> 01:02:28.253 You know, Ted was quite a handful himself. 01:02:28.295 --> 01:02:30.589 - He could be very... - Uptight. 01:02:30.631 --> 01:02:32.382 Yes. High-strung. 01:02:32.424 --> 01:02:34.801 Remember the time he sued us? 01:02:34.843 --> 01:02:37.554 Teenagers. 01:02:37.596 --> 01:02:39.806 He really looked up to his big brother, though. 01:02:39.848 --> 01:02:41.975 - He did? - Oh, yeah. 01:02:42.017 --> 01:02:43.810 He wouldn't leave him alone. 01:02:43.852 --> 01:02:45.437 Everything Tim did, Teddy wanted to do. 01:02:45.479 --> 01:02:46.980 - Really? - Yeah. 01:02:47.022 --> 01:02:49.107 Tagalong Teddy, we called him. 01:02:49.149 --> 01:02:51.276 - Well, not to his face. - No, no. 01:02:51.318 --> 01:02:53.529 Not to his face. He was very litigious. 01:02:53.570 --> 01:02:55.781 But you know what? Your dad didn't mind. 01:02:55.822 --> 01:02:57.824 He was so proud of his little brother. 01:02:57.866 --> 01:02:59.660 - Oh, yeah. - He loved showing him off. 01:02:59.701 --> 01:03:02.371 Those guys did everything together. 01:03:02.412 --> 01:03:04.456 They were best friends. 01:03:04.498 --> 01:03:06.208 Just like you and me. 01:03:06.250 --> 01:03:07.960 Right, Tina? 01:03:08.001 --> 01:03:09.294 Best friends forever. 01:03:09.336 --> 01:03:10.629 Tickle monster! 01:03:10.671 --> 01:03:12.798 That's so sweet. 01:03:20.514 --> 01:03:21.974 And this is my closet. 01:03:22.015 --> 01:03:23.809 - Cool closet. - And this is my bed. 01:03:23.851 --> 01:03:25.769 And this is my fish. 01:03:25.811 --> 01:03:29.523 - Hey, want to see something really, really cool? - Sure. 01:03:30.524 --> 01:03:32.484 I made this vocalizer for Dr. Hawking. 01:03:32.526 --> 01:03:34.278 Hey, my old... 01:03:34.319 --> 01:03:36.238 - What did you do?! - Check this out. 01:03:36.280 --> 01:03:38.407 Say hello, Dr. Hawking. 01:03:39.324 --> 01:03:41.326 Hell... 01:03:41.368 --> 01:03:44.997 He has performance anxiety. 01:03:45.038 --> 01:03:46.415 Yep. 01:03:46.456 --> 01:03:48.083 This is Lamb Lamb. 01:03:48.125 --> 01:03:49.626 Hey, Lamb Lamb. 01:03:49.668 --> 01:03:52.337 That's my galaxy model right up there on my shelf. 01:03:52.379 --> 01:03:54.548 My scientist of the week award. 01:03:54.590 --> 01:03:56.425 My geode rock collection. 01:03:56.466 --> 01:03:58.010 And my telescope. 01:03:58.051 --> 01:03:59.178 Sweet. 01:03:59.219 --> 01:04:01.513 - Hey, cool guitar. - Yeah. 01:04:01.555 --> 01:04:02.556 That's my dad's. 01:04:02.598 --> 01:04:04.433 Cool dad. 01:04:04.474 --> 01:04:05.726 Are you okay? 01:04:05.767 --> 01:04:08.020 Yeah, I'm a lot taller in my mind. 01:04:08.061 --> 01:04:11.231 Hey, if you want, I can help you with your song. 01:04:11.273 --> 01:04:13.525 No, you can't. 01:04:13.567 --> 01:04:15.194 - Your ears will bleed. - Please. 01:04:15.235 --> 01:04:16.862 It'll be fun. 01:04:16.904 --> 01:04:19.448 How about this one? It's a classic. 01:04:19.489 --> 01:04:21.533 Do we have to? 01:04:21.575 --> 01:04:23.869 Come on. Let's try. 01:04:24.870 --> 01:04:26.622 Okay. 01:04:27.664 --> 01:04:29.249 It's not gonna be good, though. 01:04:29.291 --> 01:04:30.417 No judgment. 01:04:30.459 --> 01:04:31.960 We're just having fun. 01:04:36.924 --> 01:04:40.969 There's no place like home 01:04:41.011 --> 01:04:43.138 For the holidays 01:04:43.180 --> 01:04:45.098 Please stop. 01:04:45.140 --> 01:04:48.727 - No, stop...! - 'Cause no matter 01:04:48.769 --> 01:04:51.396 How far away you roam... 01:04:52.856 --> 01:04:54.566 Good... try. 01:04:54.608 --> 01:04:57.236 I just get so nervous. 01:04:57.277 --> 01:04:59.238 That's okay. 01:04:59.279 --> 01:05:01.740 Listen, all you got to do 01:05:01.782 --> 01:05:04.743 is imagine that you're inside the song. 01:05:04.785 --> 01:05:08.580 Everything in the lyrics is actually happening to you. 01:05:08.622 --> 01:05:11.750 And you can see the notes. 01:05:16.630 --> 01:05:20.300 Well, if you want to sing out, sing out 01:05:20.342 --> 01:05:23.887 And if you want to be free, be free 01:05:23.929 --> 01:05:27.266 'Cause there's a million things to be 01:05:27.307 --> 01:05:29.935 - You know that there are - Marcos, wait up. 01:05:29.977 --> 01:05:31.687 Come on. 01:05:31.728 --> 01:05:33.939 And if you want to sing high, sing high 01:05:33.981 --> 01:05:35.941 - That's a little too high. - And if you want 01:05:35.983 --> 01:05:37.943 To sing low, sing low 01:05:37.985 --> 01:05:39.611 I got you. 01:05:39.653 --> 01:05:41.864 'Cause there's a million ways to go 01:05:41.905 --> 01:05:43.615 You know that there are 01:05:43.657 --> 01:05:45.033 OMG, that's a lot. 01:05:46.201 --> 01:05:48.996 It's easy 01:05:51.540 --> 01:05:54.126 You only need to try 01:05:57.880 --> 01:06:00.048 You can sing what you want 01:06:00.090 --> 01:06:01.675 Yeah, this is fun! 01:06:01.717 --> 01:06:04.887 The opportunity's yours 01:06:04.928 --> 01:06:07.973 And if you do it your way 01:06:09.349 --> 01:06:11.643 You can do it today 01:06:11.685 --> 01:06:14.521 Marcos, wait. Where are you? 01:06:14.563 --> 01:06:16.148 Come on. You can do it. 01:06:16.190 --> 01:06:19.026 I can't. I can't. 01:06:28.202 --> 01:06:31.496 Now go for it. 01:06:40.881 --> 01:06:42.049 Hey. 01:06:42.090 --> 01:06:44.134 It's easy 01:06:45.594 --> 01:06:49.181 You only need to try 01:06:49.223 --> 01:06:50.933 All right. My turn. 01:06:50.974 --> 01:06:52.893 Here we go. It's all you. 01:06:52.935 --> 01:06:55.854 Well, if I want to sing out, sing out 01:06:55.896 --> 01:06:57.564 - Sing out - Yes, let it out. 01:06:57.606 --> 01:06:59.483 And if I want to be free, be free 01:06:59.525 --> 01:07:00.859 Be free 01:07:00.901 --> 01:07:03.070 'Cause there's a million things to be 01:07:03.111 --> 01:07:05.447 I know that there are, I know that there are 01:07:05.489 --> 01:07:07.908 - I know that there are - You know that there are 01:07:07.950 --> 01:07:10.869 - I know that there are... - You know that there are... 01:07:10.911 --> 01:07:14.456 - I know that there are - You know that there are 01:07:14.498 --> 01:07:18.585 I know that there are. 01:07:22.256 --> 01:07:24.633 That was so great. 01:07:24.675 --> 01:07:26.176 No, you were so great. 01:07:26.218 --> 01:07:27.344 Thanks, Marcos. 01:07:27.386 --> 01:07:28.762 What? 01:07:28.804 --> 01:07:30.244 - That's a keeper. - They can see us. 01:07:30.269 --> 01:07:31.431 They can see us. 01:07:31.473 --> 01:07:32.724 Guys, come on. 01:07:32.766 --> 01:07:34.893 Stop. No, do it. Do it. 01:07:34.935 --> 01:07:36.854 Oh, no. 01:07:36.895 --> 01:07:39.147 Parents, right? 01:07:39.189 --> 01:07:41.400 - Bye, Templeton family! - Bye-bye. 01:07:41.441 --> 01:07:43.068 - Bye, Marcos. - Lightspeed. 01:07:43.110 --> 01:07:44.111 Weird kid. 01:07:44.152 --> 01:07:45.821 Yeah, I don't like him. 01:07:48.240 --> 01:07:50.826 Catch my eye 01:07:51.618 --> 01:07:54.288 Take my hand 01:07:55.122 --> 01:07:56.790 This bond is tighter than we 01:07:56.832 --> 01:07:58.500 You go get 'em, Tabitha. 01:07:58.542 --> 01:08:00.669 Ever planned 01:08:00.711 --> 01:08:03.547 Give me courage 01:08:03.589 --> 01:08:05.174 So I can land... 01:08:05.215 --> 01:08:06.758 Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, 01:08:06.800 --> 01:08:08.520 pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, 01:08:08.545 --> 01:08:10.429 pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. Choo-choo! 01:08:10.470 --> 01:08:12.764 Don't they understand it's the fate of the world? 01:08:12.806 --> 01:08:14.850 I've been on hold forever! 01:08:14.892 --> 01:08:16.935 All operators are currently napping. 01:08:16.977 --> 01:08:19.479 I've been on hold so long I got a tooth growing in. 01:08:19.521 --> 01:08:21.940 Back in my day, we wrote memos. 01:08:21.982 --> 01:08:23.567 That's cute and old-timey. 01:08:24.943 --> 01:08:26.945 I weep for the future. 01:08:26.987 --> 01:08:29.448 Do you want to talk about your feelings now while I'm on hold? 01:08:29.489 --> 01:08:30.616 I can give you 20 minutes. 01:08:30.657 --> 01:08:31.909 No. 01:08:31.950 --> 01:08:33.535 Let's get to the nut, the nugget. 01:08:33.577 --> 01:08:35.037 What are you afraid of? 01:08:35.078 --> 01:08:37.497 Sharks, getting shot in the head with an arrow, 01:08:37.539 --> 01:08:38.916 and... the IRS. 01:08:38.957 --> 01:08:40.459 - That's it. - There you go. 01:08:40.501 --> 01:08:41.960 Was that so hard? Baby steps. 01:08:42.002 --> 01:08:43.962 Now, what about being lonely? 01:08:44.004 --> 01:08:45.839 I'm not lonely. 01:08:45.881 --> 01:08:48.300 I'm just... alone. 01:08:48.342 --> 01:08:49.801 There's a difference. 01:08:49.843 --> 01:08:51.470 I think it's time you read your file. 01:08:51.512 --> 01:08:53.096 Just give me. 01:08:53.138 --> 01:08:54.515 This is it? 01:08:54.556 --> 01:08:57.017 It's so thin. 01:08:57.059 --> 01:08:58.894 Dear Boss Baby, 01:08:58.936 --> 01:09:00.521 I promise you this: 01:09:00.562 --> 01:09:03.232 Every morning when you wake up, I will be there. 01:09:03.273 --> 01:09:05.984 Every night at dinner, I will be there. 01:09:06.026 --> 01:09:08.403 Every birthday party, every Christmas morning, 01:09:08.445 --> 01:09:09.905 I will be there. 01:09:09.947 --> 01:09:13.325 Year after year after year. 01:09:13.367 --> 01:09:18.288 And you and I will always be brothers. 01:09:18.330 --> 01:09:20.207 Always. 01:09:20.249 --> 01:09:23.001 Makes me want to make a sad face. 01:09:27.756 --> 01:09:30.008 We were just kids. 01:09:30.050 --> 01:09:32.594 We didn't know anything about the real world. 01:09:32.636 --> 01:09:35.138 And eventually, you have to grow up. 01:09:35.180 --> 01:09:37.391 Just because you grow up, it doesn't mean 01:09:37.432 --> 01:09:38.934 you have to grow apart. 01:09:38.976 --> 01:09:41.603 I don't know. Maybe it's already too late. 01:09:41.645 --> 01:09:43.605 Hey. 01:09:43.647 --> 01:09:44.857 Sorry I'm late. 01:09:44.898 --> 01:09:46.441 Daddy! 01:09:46.483 --> 01:09:47.651 Daddy, Daddy. 01:09:47.693 --> 01:09:48.902 What's going on? 01:09:48.944 --> 01:09:50.404 Uncle Ted really misses you. 01:09:50.445 --> 01:09:52.781 Isn't that nice? 01:09:55.576 --> 01:09:58.370 So, hey what you doing? 01:09:58.412 --> 01:09:59.830 I was... 01:09:59.872 --> 01:10:03.083 I don't know, I was just working on this. 01:10:07.337 --> 01:10:10.132 Look, I'm sorry about what I said at recess. 01:10:10.174 --> 01:10:12.759 What happens on the playground stays on the playground. 01:10:12.801 --> 01:10:14.678 I was just worried about Tabitha, you know? 01:10:14.720 --> 01:10:16.054 She's your daughter. I get it. 01:10:16.096 --> 01:10:17.764 This whole time, I was thinking about 01:10:17.806 --> 01:10:20.142 what I wanted and not what she needed. 01:10:20.184 --> 01:10:22.344 I think I finally got this parenting thing figured out. 01:10:22.369 --> 01:10:23.478 Gold star for you, Daddy. 01:10:23.520 --> 01:10:25.280 - Keep it up, Pops. - Yeah, well, about that. 01:10:25.305 --> 01:10:28.275 Armstrong wants to get rid of parents somehow. 01:10:28.317 --> 01:10:30.611 - Sorry, what? - He's planning a baby revolution. 01:10:30.652 --> 01:10:32.154 Come on. 01:10:32.196 --> 01:10:34.406 Just when I got good at this whole parenting thing. 01:10:34.448 --> 01:10:35.908 We got to stop him. 01:10:35.949 --> 01:10:37.492 - Not we. - You? 01:10:37.534 --> 01:10:38.869 Neither one of us. 01:10:38.911 --> 01:10:40.537 BabyCorp is taking it from here. 01:10:40.579 --> 01:10:42.939 So, what, they're gonna send in the Baby SEALS or something? 01:10:42.964 --> 01:10:44.249 - Looks like it. - So you'll... 01:10:44.291 --> 01:10:46.627 you'll be headed back to your office. 01:10:46.668 --> 01:10:48.921 Yeah. Well, keep in touch, Tim. 01:10:48.962 --> 01:10:50.756 Hello? BabyCorp? 01:10:50.797 --> 01:10:52.758 Thank goodness, BabyCorp. Well, BabyCo... 01:10:52.799 --> 01:10:55.010 Wha-What? What are you saying, 01:10:55.052 --> 01:10:57.012 there's not enough evidence, BabyCorp? I... 01:10:57.054 --> 01:10:58.847 So you're not gonna do anything? 01:10:58.889 --> 01:11:00.265 But, BabyCorp, I... 01:11:00.307 --> 01:11:01.975 Well, then we'll take care of it. 01:11:02.017 --> 01:11:03.769 You know what, BabyCorp? 01:11:03.810 --> 01:11:05.187 I quit! 01:11:05.229 --> 01:11:07.314 What a bunch of diaper sniffers. 01:11:09.107 --> 01:11:11.276 Looks like we have to stop Armstrong ourselves. 01:11:11.318 --> 01:11:13.862 We're going rogue. I like it. 01:11:13.904 --> 01:11:15.531 - So the mission's back on? - Yeah. 01:11:15.572 --> 01:11:18.325 If you two can put up with each other a little longer. 01:11:18.367 --> 01:11:21.620 I suppose I can live with that. Tim? 01:11:21.662 --> 01:11:22.621 I think that's doable. 01:11:22.663 --> 01:11:23.622 Yay! 01:11:23.664 --> 01:11:25.082 Forced together again. 01:11:25.123 --> 01:11:27.876 It's 8:45 p.m. 01:11:27.918 --> 01:11:29.962 Okay. Our clock is ticking. 01:11:30.003 --> 01:11:33.090 We have to stop Armstrong before the formula wears off. 01:11:33.131 --> 01:11:36.510 Working as a team, we will strike at the pageant. 01:11:36.552 --> 01:11:37.803 Go, Tina. 01:11:37.845 --> 01:11:40.138 Now, this top secret document... 01:11:40.180 --> 01:11:41.640 Sweetie, it's the program. 01:11:41.682 --> 01:11:43.976 This top secret program reveals 01:11:44.017 --> 01:11:46.979 that Armstrong is scheduled to address the audience, 01:11:47.020 --> 01:11:50.065 which he will do right here at the very end. 01:11:50.107 --> 01:11:52.693 We need someone backstage. Tim, that's you. 01:11:52.734 --> 01:11:55.362 How am I gonna get backstage if I'm not in the pageant? 01:11:55.404 --> 01:11:57.239 My people will take care of that. 01:11:58.115 --> 01:11:59.491 Thank you. 01:11:59.533 --> 01:12:00.659 Thank you. 01:12:00.701 --> 01:12:01.743 - No! - Great. 01:12:01.785 --> 01:12:03.829 And... go. 01:12:03.871 --> 01:12:05.289 Glue. 01:12:07.207 --> 01:12:09.501 There, there. All better. 01:12:09.543 --> 01:12:11.128 Awesome. 01:12:11.170 --> 01:12:14.590 Now, I'll be your eyes and your ears in the audience. 01:12:14.631 --> 01:12:16.508 I can't let Mommy see me talk, 01:12:16.550 --> 01:12:18.427 or she's gonna start squealing and hugging me, 01:12:18.468 --> 01:12:20.179 but these little doodads will let you 01:12:20.220 --> 01:12:22.014 understand my baby talk. 01:12:22.055 --> 01:12:23.682 It's called a GAGA device. 01:12:23.724 --> 01:12:25.058 - That's cute. - Check it out. 01:12:26.393 --> 01:12:27.603 Can you hear me, Daddy? 01:12:27.644 --> 01:12:28.854 Also cute. 01:12:28.896 --> 01:12:30.939 Meanwhile, with my new purple status, 01:12:30.981 --> 01:12:32.983 I can stay close to Armstrong. 01:12:33.025 --> 01:12:35.027 That's-that's an eyebrow. 01:12:35.068 --> 01:12:37.029 - Sorry. - No, that's... 01:12:37.070 --> 01:12:38.780 When the moment is right, 01:12:38.822 --> 01:12:40.407 I'll implant a device. 01:12:40.449 --> 01:12:41.909 - Got it. - Got what? 01:12:41.950 --> 01:12:43.118 I mean, you've got this. 01:12:43.160 --> 01:12:45.162 Go get 'em, tiger. 01:12:45.204 --> 01:12:47.122 Oh, thank you, parents. 01:12:47.164 --> 01:12:48.540 Thank you. There's the... 01:12:48.582 --> 01:12:50.542 There's the old enthusiasm I like to see. 01:12:50.584 --> 01:12:52.920 This will allow me to control his suit. 01:12:52.961 --> 01:12:56.381 I can make Muttonchops do whatever I want. 01:12:58.300 --> 01:13:00.677 I can make him dance. 01:13:00.719 --> 01:13:02.387 I can make him prance. 01:13:02.429 --> 01:13:04.429 - Hey, no, no, no, no. - Including exposing himself 01:13:04.454 --> 01:13:06.058 to the audience. 01:13:06.099 --> 01:13:08.852 Every parent will pull out their phone. 01:13:08.894 --> 01:13:11.230 Don't look at me. Don't look at me! 01:13:11.271 --> 01:13:13.857 The photos will spread like a diaper rash. 01:13:13.899 --> 01:13:15.734 Cut to our pizza party. 01:13:15.776 --> 01:13:17.694 Boom! Bam! Poo! Poof! 01:13:17.736 --> 01:13:18.904 Questions? 01:13:18.946 --> 01:13:20.346 After Tabitha sings her solo, right? 01:13:20.371 --> 01:13:21.615 After Tabitha sings. 01:13:21.657 --> 01:13:25.285 Now we just sit back, relax and enjoy the show. 01:13:28.121 --> 01:13:30.582 Welcome, parents, to our holiday pageant. 01:13:30.624 --> 01:13:34.086 Remember, flash photography in the auditorium 01:13:34.127 --> 01:13:36.755 is absolutely okay. 01:13:36.797 --> 01:13:39.550 Take a picture. Show your kids that you love 'em. 01:13:39.591 --> 01:13:41.093 Yippee! 01:13:41.134 --> 01:13:42.469 Come on, Tim. 01:13:42.511 --> 01:13:44.763 You promised you'd be here. 01:13:44.805 --> 01:13:46.265 Sorry. This seat is taken. 01:13:46.306 --> 01:13:48.225 - Yep. Sorry. - Oh, no. 01:13:48.267 --> 01:13:50.477 So sorry. I... Sorry. 01:13:50.519 --> 01:13:52.604 Sorry! I am so sorry. 01:13:52.646 --> 01:13:54.940 Uncle Teddy, are you in position? 01:13:54.982 --> 01:13:56.316 The baby's in the cradle. 01:13:56.358 --> 01:13:58.986 The baby's in the cradle. 01:14:00.654 --> 01:14:02.614 Papa Bear, can you read me? 01:14:02.656 --> 01:14:04.241 The flake has landed. 01:14:04.283 --> 01:14:06.326 Places! Places, everybody! 01:14:06.368 --> 01:14:07.928 - Here we go. Here we go. - Oh, my gosh. 01:14:07.953 --> 01:14:09.621 - It's starting. It's starting. - Finally. 01:14:09.663 --> 01:14:11.206 It's starting. It's starting. 01:14:11.248 --> 01:14:12.499 Yay! 01:14:12.541 --> 01:14:14.626 - You're a big pageant guy? - No, no, no. 01:14:14.668 --> 01:14:17.171 I'm not talking about the show. I'm talking about B-Day. 01:14:18.005 --> 01:14:19.381 B-Day? 01:14:19.423 --> 01:14:21.758 Oh, yeah. It's already in the parents' phones. 01:14:23.552 --> 01:14:25.304 I taught babies to code. 01:14:25.345 --> 01:14:28.015 Apps. They're writing apps. 01:14:28.056 --> 01:14:30.225 But my next app... 01:14:30.267 --> 01:14:33.812 it's gonna change the world forever. 01:14:33.854 --> 01:14:38.483 QT Snap is the app that's going to change the world forever? 01:14:38.525 --> 01:14:41.486 Forever starts today. 01:14:41.528 --> 01:14:43.530 Cool. 01:14:50.204 --> 01:14:51.705 It's wintertime 01:14:51.747 --> 01:14:53.332 It's the best time of year 01:14:53.373 --> 01:14:55.250 But due to ice caps melting 01:14:55.292 --> 01:14:57.336 Global warming's here 01:14:57.377 --> 01:14:59.171 It feels like summer 01:14:59.213 --> 01:15:01.173 The snow has disappeared 01:15:01.215 --> 01:15:02.841 It's all our parents' fault 01:15:02.883 --> 01:15:05.761 - So we're all doomed - All... 01:15:05.802 --> 01:15:07.221 Doomed. 01:15:07.262 --> 01:15:08.847 This is kind of dark. 01:15:08.889 --> 01:15:10.249 Did the kids just say we're doomed? 01:15:10.274 --> 01:15:12.234 What the heck are we watching? 01:15:14.311 --> 01:15:16.021 Their brains are turning to mush. 01:15:16.063 --> 01:15:17.564 Months of hypnotic research embedded 01:15:17.606 --> 01:15:20.400 in the most user-friendly photo app ever made. 01:15:22.069 --> 01:15:24.112 Now all we need to do is sit back, relax 01:15:24.154 --> 01:15:25.864 and enjoy the show. 01:15:25.906 --> 01:15:27.241 - Hey! - Right. 01:15:27.282 --> 01:15:29.409 I'll be right back. We're... 01:15:29.451 --> 01:15:31.078 - Hey! - Out of Dundle Floofers. 01:15:34.081 --> 01:15:35.541 Diwali! 01:15:37.459 --> 01:15:39.044 Las Posadas! 01:15:41.421 --> 01:15:43.549 Agnostic! 01:15:44.758 --> 01:15:47.094 And Hanukkah! 01:15:47.135 --> 01:15:48.428 Your son is so talented. 01:15:48.470 --> 01:15:50.722 - So is yours. - Liars. 01:15:50.764 --> 01:15:53.225 Tina, come in. B-Day is happening now. 01:15:53.267 --> 01:15:54.768 It's all in the phones. 01:15:54.810 --> 01:15:57.771 Armstrong is using an app to brainwash the parents. 01:15:57.813 --> 01:15:59.815 Gasp. 01:15:59.857 --> 01:16:02.067 We have to stop the show. 01:16:02.109 --> 01:16:03.652 Okay, okay. There's a... 01:16:03.694 --> 01:16:06.196 there's a big old no-touchy switch backstage. 01:16:07.614 --> 01:16:09.241 Daddy, we have to pull the plug. 01:16:09.283 --> 01:16:11.493 Daddy, come in. Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, 01:16:11.535 --> 01:16:13.135 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. 01:16:13.160 --> 01:16:14.872 He's not responding. 01:16:14.913 --> 01:16:16.206 Of course not. 01:16:16.248 --> 01:16:18.375 - I'll do it myself. - Stop! 01:16:18.417 --> 01:16:21.253 Theater kids only. 01:16:21.295 --> 01:16:23.589 Oh, come on, nativity! 01:16:23.630 --> 01:16:24.965 Look holier! 01:16:28.051 --> 01:16:30.429 Hey, Tabitha. 01:16:30.470 --> 01:16:32.347 Don't you worry, okay? 01:16:32.389 --> 01:16:34.266 You're gonna be great. 01:16:34.308 --> 01:16:36.560 Thanks, Marcos. And thanks for all your help. 01:16:36.602 --> 01:16:37.686 Anytime. 01:16:37.728 --> 01:16:39.771 I feel like you really understand me. 01:16:39.813 --> 01:16:41.440 I'm so excited. 01:16:41.481 --> 01:16:45.235 I can't wait to see the look on my dad's face when I sing. 01:16:46.195 --> 01:16:48.113 Hey! You're on, Templeton! 01:16:48.155 --> 01:16:49.448 Wish me luck. 01:16:49.489 --> 01:16:50.866 And break a leg. 01:16:50.908 --> 01:16:52.409 Or two, for that matter. 01:16:52.451 --> 01:16:56.038 We're in this together 01:16:56.079 --> 01:16:58.624 We live in harmony... 01:17:00.834 --> 01:17:01.960 Tim! 01:17:02.002 --> 01:17:03.212 Is that the baby Jesus? 01:17:08.759 --> 01:17:12.304 We have to shut down the pageant. 01:17:12.346 --> 01:17:14.223 - Yeah! - What? No. Why? 01:17:14.264 --> 01:17:16.642 Armstrong's turning the parents into zombies 01:17:16.683 --> 01:17:18.352 so they'll do whatever he wants. 01:17:18.393 --> 01:17:20.479 What? What are you doing? No! 01:17:21.939 --> 01:17:23.273 Tabitha's on next. 01:17:23.315 --> 01:17:25.275 You'd risk the future of the world 01:17:25.317 --> 01:17:27.319 - to see your daughter sing? - Yes! 01:17:27.361 --> 01:17:29.561 - I have to be there for her. - Look who's worried about 01:17:29.586 --> 01:17:31.111 showing up for things all of a sudden. 01:17:31.153 --> 01:17:32.658 What's that supposed to mean? 01:17:32.699 --> 01:17:34.326 You didn't even come to my graduation. 01:17:34.368 --> 01:17:35.786 Which one? 01:17:35.827 --> 01:17:38.247 Business school, law school. None of them. 01:17:38.288 --> 01:17:39.998 You didn't even come to my wedding. 01:17:40.040 --> 01:17:41.750 - Which one? - I only had one! 01:17:41.792 --> 01:17:43.418 We had a deal, Tim. 01:17:43.460 --> 01:17:45.337 You promised you'd be there always. 01:17:45.379 --> 01:17:46.922 Where did you... 01:17:46.964 --> 01:17:49.550 Breach of contract! 01:17:54.721 --> 01:17:57.099 How do you do there, fellas? 01:17:57.140 --> 01:18:00.060 Nothing's gonna ruin my B-Day. 01:18:00.102 --> 01:18:02.646 Not even you. 01:18:02.688 --> 01:18:04.523 - Oh, busted. - Yeah, it was obvious 01:18:04.565 --> 01:18:06.149 from the very, very beginning 01:18:06.191 --> 01:18:08.819 that you two were working together. 01:18:08.861 --> 01:18:10.237 What gave us away? 01:18:10.279 --> 01:18:12.531 Well, I'd say the bickering, 01:18:12.573 --> 01:18:14.366 the petty disputes, 01:18:14.408 --> 01:18:16.034 the jealousy. 01:18:16.076 --> 01:18:19.204 You know, you two are brothers in every single way. 01:18:20.956 --> 01:18:23.208 Off to the Box they go. 01:18:23.250 --> 01:18:25.252 What? No. Not the Box. Not now. 01:18:25.294 --> 01:18:26.879 Please. 01:18:26.920 --> 01:18:28.881 It's just... it's too bad that you're never gonna 01:18:28.922 --> 01:18:31.049 have a chance to reboot your relationship and... 01:18:31.091 --> 01:18:33.010 - No! - And restore the closeness 01:18:33.051 --> 01:18:34.386 that you once felt. 01:18:34.428 --> 01:18:36.054 - Sorry about that. - No. 01:18:36.096 --> 01:18:38.307 - No, no, no, no. No! - Adios, Marcos. 01:18:41.435 --> 01:18:43.270 Look, look. There she is. 01:18:43.312 --> 01:18:44.438 There's our little angel. 01:18:44.479 --> 01:18:46.356 Tabby's in the tree. 01:18:56.950 --> 01:18:59.286 You had one job to do. 01:18:59.328 --> 01:19:01.288 One job. 01:19:01.330 --> 01:19:03.290 - Oh, no. - The fountain. 01:19:03.332 --> 01:19:04.958 It's flooding the room. 01:19:05.000 --> 01:19:06.335 This isn't a time-out. 01:19:06.376 --> 01:19:07.753 It's game over. 01:19:18.972 --> 01:19:22.559 It's 1, 2, 3 and 1, 2, 3. 01:19:33.946 --> 01:19:36.448 Catch my eye 01:19:36.490 --> 01:19:39.618 Take my hand 01:19:39.660 --> 01:19:44.957 This bond is tighter than we ever planned 01:19:44.998 --> 01:19:47.334 Give me courage 01:19:47.376 --> 01:19:49.795 So I can land 01:19:49.837 --> 01:19:53.340 We know that divided we'll fall 01:19:53.382 --> 01:19:57.427 So together we stand 01:19:58.387 --> 01:20:01.348 Laugh and cry with me 01:20:01.390 --> 01:20:04.017 Fly that high with me 01:20:04.059 --> 01:20:06.186 See the sunset and the sunrise 01:20:06.228 --> 01:20:08.856 The world looks so good through our eyes 01:20:08.897 --> 01:20:13.861 Like the moon and stars at night 01:20:15.487 --> 01:20:17.531 You're right. I blew it. 01:20:17.573 --> 01:20:19.658 I ruined the mission. 01:20:19.700 --> 01:20:21.577 And I'm a terrible father. 01:20:21.618 --> 01:20:24.580 Hey, you did sort of ruin the mission. 01:20:24.621 --> 01:20:26.206 But you're a great dad. 01:20:26.248 --> 01:20:27.666 No, I'm not. 01:20:27.708 --> 01:20:29.293 I could never do your job. 01:20:29.334 --> 01:20:30.878 I mean, you work around the clock, 01:20:30.919 --> 01:20:32.588 you can't even quit if you wanted to, 01:20:32.629 --> 01:20:34.214 and you don't even get paid. 01:20:34.256 --> 01:20:36.592 Frankly, I don't see how that's legal. 01:20:36.633 --> 01:20:38.760 I was always jealous of you. 01:20:38.802 --> 01:20:41.221 I wanted to be successful, too, you know. 01:20:41.263 --> 01:20:42.556 Sure, Tim. 01:20:42.598 --> 01:20:44.933 I made a lot of money... 01:20:44.975 --> 01:20:47.060 but you made a family. 01:20:48.145 --> 01:20:50.189 The truth is... 01:20:50.230 --> 01:20:52.149 it's lonely at the top. 01:20:55.485 --> 01:20:58.197 Reach with me 01:20:58.238 --> 01:21:01.533 See the sky 01:21:01.575 --> 01:21:06.288 I'll always be here for the rest of your life 01:21:06.330 --> 01:21:09.291 Sail that ocean 01:21:09.333 --> 01:21:11.710 Find that sand 01:21:11.752 --> 01:21:15.297 We know that divided we'll fall 01:21:15.339 --> 01:21:19.343 So together we stand 01:21:24.765 --> 01:21:28.685 You know, I'm... I'm sorry we don't see each other anymore. 01:21:28.727 --> 01:21:30.729 A very wise person once told me, 01:21:30.771 --> 01:21:32.564 just because you grow up 01:21:32.606 --> 01:21:34.566 doesn't mean you have to grow apart. 01:21:34.608 --> 01:21:36.109 - Was it Tina? - Oh, yeah. 01:21:36.151 --> 01:21:39.071 It is crazy how smart she is. 01:21:39.112 --> 01:21:41.323 It's like she looks right into your soul. 01:21:41.365 --> 01:21:44.243 I'm sorry that I missed your graduations. 01:21:44.284 --> 01:21:46.954 I'm sorry I missed your one wedding. 01:21:46.995 --> 01:21:50.249 I'm sorry I wasn't there for you. 01:21:50.290 --> 01:21:53.168 Side by side 01:21:53.210 --> 01:21:55.838 Hand in hand 01:21:55.879 --> 01:22:00.717 We speak a language no one else can understand 01:22:00.759 --> 01:22:03.679 Hear those cheers 01:22:03.720 --> 01:22:05.973 Strike up the band 01:22:06.014 --> 01:22:10.477 We know that divided we'll fall 01:22:10.519 --> 01:22:17.693 So together we stand. 01:22:38.338 --> 01:22:40.340 Oh, Tabitha. 01:22:40.382 --> 01:22:41.800 Gramps? 01:22:41.842 --> 01:22:43.510 Nana? Mom? 01:22:43.552 --> 01:22:44.678 Oh, no! 01:22:44.720 --> 01:22:46.597 Oh, my gosh, Tabitha. 01:22:46.638 --> 01:22:48.473 You did such a great job. 01:22:48.515 --> 01:22:51.727 Well, that's just horribly rude of you all. 01:22:51.768 --> 01:22:53.061 Come on, everybody. 01:22:53.103 --> 01:22:56.940 How about a standing ovation? 01:22:56.982 --> 01:22:59.902 Very good. 01:22:59.943 --> 01:23:01.528 They're zombies! 01:23:01.570 --> 01:23:03.238 We did it! 01:23:03.280 --> 01:23:07.159 The baby revolution has begun. 01:23:07.201 --> 01:23:09.494 No more need for costumes. 01:23:11.455 --> 01:23:13.624 Who wants cake? 01:23:14.541 --> 01:23:16.001 Oh, my gosh. 01:23:16.043 --> 01:23:18.587 Happy B-Day, everybody. 01:23:18.629 --> 01:23:20.631 Daddy, Uncle Ted. 01:23:20.672 --> 01:23:22.216 Come in. Where are you? 01:23:32.601 --> 01:23:34.561 Here you go, sis. 01:23:34.603 --> 01:23:37.105 Now, I already used this, so I know it's safe. 01:23:37.147 --> 01:23:38.899 Thanks. 01:23:40.275 --> 01:23:42.819 Wait. Are you Talking? 01:23:42.861 --> 01:23:44.821 I know. It's pretty weird, isn't it? 01:23:44.863 --> 01:23:47.074 Oh, my gosh, you're talking! 01:23:47.115 --> 01:23:48.534 It's an emergency. 01:23:48.575 --> 01:23:50.869 I'm on a supersecret mission from BabyCorp. 01:23:51.912 --> 01:23:54.289 You mean Dad's stories are true? 01:23:54.331 --> 01:23:56.208 That's what the suit says. 01:23:56.250 --> 01:23:57.417 How do I look? 01:23:57.459 --> 01:23:58.836 No way! 01:23:58.877 --> 01:24:00.879 Now, I can't get a hold of Dad or Uncle Ted, 01:24:00.921 --> 01:24:02.798 so I need your help, big sis. 01:24:02.840 --> 01:24:04.424 Wait, wait. Dad's here? 01:24:04.466 --> 01:24:05.926 They've been here the whole time. 01:24:05.968 --> 01:24:07.886 - Where? - I don't have much time to explain, 01:24:07.928 --> 01:24:10.264 but Dr. Armstrong is a baby. 01:24:10.305 --> 01:24:12.224 A very bad, bad baby. 01:24:12.266 --> 01:24:16.103 Soon, the world is gonna be our playground. 01:24:19.982 --> 01:24:22.317 Now we can make parents do whatever we want. 01:24:22.359 --> 01:24:24.444 Awesome! Yeah! 01:24:24.486 --> 01:24:27.406 No more rules. 01:24:27.447 --> 01:24:30.117 Sayonara, Mama and Papa. 01:24:30.158 --> 01:24:31.451 Yeah. 01:24:32.619 --> 01:24:33.912 - Mom? - Dad? 01:24:33.954 --> 01:24:34.913 Grandpa? 01:24:34.955 --> 01:24:36.623 Are you kidding me? 01:24:36.665 --> 01:24:38.750 We need to shut it down before it goes global. 01:24:38.792 --> 01:24:40.919 - Yeah. - What are we gonna do? 01:24:40.961 --> 01:24:43.172 Okay, we need to find the big whatchamacallit 01:24:43.213 --> 01:24:44.798 that controls the parents' phones. 01:24:44.840 --> 01:24:46.341 - The server. - Yes. Yes. 01:24:46.383 --> 01:24:48.510 Is there a big one of those whatsits at school? 01:24:48.552 --> 01:24:50.095 Let's see. 01:24:50.137 --> 01:24:53.265 Well, servers get really hot, so you need air ducts. 01:24:53.307 --> 01:24:54.600 Now you're thinking! 01:24:54.641 --> 01:24:56.810 Which intersect at the acorn! 01:24:56.852 --> 01:24:59.146 - A-plus! - Come on. 01:24:59.188 --> 01:25:00.606 This way. 01:25:00.647 --> 01:25:02.858 Opportunity knocks. 01:25:02.900 --> 01:25:05.444 First, we need to make a quick pit stop. 01:25:05.485 --> 01:25:08.780 Your time has concluded. 01:25:08.822 --> 01:25:10.949 It looks like this is it, Tim. 01:25:10.991 --> 01:25:13.285 Well, hey, at least we have 01:25:13.327 --> 01:25:16.955 these last final precious moments together. 01:25:18.165 --> 01:25:20.375 Precious. Precious! 01:25:26.590 --> 01:25:29.635 Oh, right. Precious. Precious! 01:25:56.453 --> 01:25:58.497 That's my girl. 01:25:58.539 --> 01:25:59.665 Thank you. 01:26:01.708 --> 01:26:02.918 Tina? 01:26:02.960 --> 01:26:04.336 Tina, Tina, come in. It's Daddy. 01:26:04.378 --> 01:26:06.713 Daddy! Listen, we have to shut down the server. 01:26:06.755 --> 01:26:08.507 It's in the acorn. 01:26:08.549 --> 01:26:10.175 This is so weird. 01:26:10.217 --> 01:26:11.468 I call shotgun. 01:26:11.510 --> 01:26:12.553 Quick, to the acorn! 01:26:15.305 --> 01:26:16.849 Yeehaw! 01:26:16.890 --> 01:26:18.684 Hold on to your chaps, pal. 01:26:25.399 --> 01:26:27.401 Oh, no! 01:26:28.402 --> 01:26:30.529 Glue! 01:26:30.571 --> 01:26:33.031 Yah! Pixie dust! 01:26:33.073 --> 01:26:34.449 - Yeah, baby. - Yes. 01:26:42.332 --> 01:26:43.709 Wha...? 01:26:43.750 --> 01:26:45.919 Where'd I go? 01:26:46.753 --> 01:26:49.047 I like your pajamas. 01:26:53.260 --> 01:26:54.928 Where are you going? 01:26:56.430 --> 01:26:58.265 - Glue. - I'm proud to be a yellow. 01:26:58.307 --> 01:26:59.558 I like your pony. 01:27:00.642 --> 01:27:01.894 Thank you. 01:27:01.935 --> 01:27:03.896 What? 01:27:03.937 --> 01:27:06.815 No, no, no. 01:27:10.652 --> 01:27:13.864 Now let's crack that big nut. 01:27:14.740 --> 01:27:17.034 Oh, no. It's about to go worldwide. 01:27:17.075 --> 01:27:19.286 How are we gonna get up there? 01:27:20.287 --> 01:27:21.997 - Really? - Well, you got grit. 01:27:22.039 --> 01:27:23.624 I'll give you that. 01:27:23.665 --> 01:27:25.667 Gumption, even. Very admirable. 01:27:25.709 --> 01:27:27.836 And yet annoying. 01:27:27.878 --> 01:27:30.088 Quite annoying. Yeah. 01:27:30.130 --> 01:27:32.674 I'm gonna have to, you know stop you. 01:27:32.716 --> 01:27:33.926 Glue me, glue me, glue me. 01:27:33.967 --> 01:27:35.469 Precious, sic him. 01:27:35.511 --> 01:27:36.803 You're too little and too late. 01:27:36.845 --> 01:27:38.931 Bad dog. 01:27:38.972 --> 01:27:42.267 - Pets aren't allowed in school. - Precious! 01:27:43.769 --> 01:27:45.437 And you, my pudgy protégé. 01:27:45.479 --> 01:27:46.772 Go, go, go, go! Move! Move! 01:27:46.813 --> 01:27:48.774 I offered you the world. 01:27:48.815 --> 01:27:50.234 We could have been partners. 01:27:50.275 --> 01:27:52.110 I've got something better than a partner. 01:27:52.152 --> 01:27:54.196 - I have a brother. - Yeah! 01:27:54.238 --> 01:27:56.406 - Let go. - No, you let go. 01:27:56.448 --> 01:27:58.617 Point taken. 01:27:58.659 --> 01:28:00.327 What? What's going on? 01:28:03.747 --> 01:28:04.957 Hey, that's my leisure suit. 01:28:04.998 --> 01:28:06.375 It looks better on her. 01:28:06.416 --> 01:28:07.876 Hands up, diapers down. 01:28:07.918 --> 01:28:09.294 Things are about to get weird. 01:28:09.336 --> 01:28:11.004 Yeah, that's my girls! 01:28:11.046 --> 01:28:12.965 - That's really Dad? - Yep. 01:28:13.006 --> 01:28:15.175 I said a lot of stuff to that kid. 01:28:15.217 --> 01:28:16.969 Well, quite the family reunion. 01:28:17.010 --> 01:28:18.428 The more the merrier. 01:28:18.470 --> 01:28:20.597 - I say let's call your parents. - Oh, no. 01:28:22.015 --> 01:28:23.809 Okay. 01:28:23.851 --> 01:28:26.144 Mommy and Daddy, let's hug 'em... to death. 01:28:26.186 --> 01:28:28.063 Don't worry about us. Get to the server. 01:28:28.105 --> 01:28:29.982 Go, Tina, go! 01:28:33.068 --> 01:28:34.862 - Hey! - You got this, Tina. 01:28:34.903 --> 01:28:36.238 Get down from there. 01:28:36.280 --> 01:28:37.990 Go for his lollies! 01:28:38.031 --> 01:28:40.325 Never touch another man's pony. 01:28:41.451 --> 01:28:43.787 Here. Stick around. Stick around. 01:28:43.829 --> 01:28:46.206 Tim, what do we do now?! 01:28:46.248 --> 01:28:48.167 Don't move. Maybe they won't see us. 01:28:48.208 --> 01:28:49.835 They see us, Tim. They see us. 01:28:49.877 --> 01:28:51.211 Did you move? I didn't move. 01:28:51.253 --> 01:28:52.671 Really, Tim? 01:28:52.713 --> 01:28:54.506 Hey, that's a little too high now. 01:28:54.548 --> 01:28:57.342 Don't look down. Look straight ahead, okay? 01:28:59.261 --> 01:29:00.888 It's locked. 01:29:00.929 --> 01:29:02.681 Can I give you a hand? 01:29:02.723 --> 01:29:04.083 Of course, I mean that facetiously, 01:29:04.108 --> 01:29:06.685 because the hand acts as a... as a key. 01:29:06.727 --> 01:29:08.020 No, no. No, no, no. 01:29:08.061 --> 01:29:09.730 - Hey, hey. No, no, no, no. - Thanks, sis. 01:29:09.771 --> 01:29:12.024 Stay away from my server. 01:29:13.567 --> 01:29:15.367 - Shut it down, Tabitha. - What are you doing? 01:29:15.392 --> 01:29:16.945 What are you doing? No, no, no! No! 01:29:16.987 --> 01:29:18.697 Don't do that. 01:29:18.739 --> 01:29:20.073 Oh, no! 01:29:20.115 --> 01:29:21.700 - Hugs. - Hug Grandpa. 01:29:21.742 --> 01:29:23.285 It's Night of the Living Boomers. 01:29:23.327 --> 01:29:26.371 - Dad, stop! - Hugs. 01:29:28.916 --> 01:29:31.043 Back. Back, you little monsters. 01:29:31.084 --> 01:29:33.462 You back off, candy pants. 01:29:34.671 --> 01:29:36.715 Got your nose. 01:29:38.133 --> 01:29:40.552 Right in the breadbasket! 01:29:49.311 --> 01:29:50.729 - Knocked his block off. - Poopy. 01:29:50.771 --> 01:29:52.564 Tina, I think I got it. Yes! 01:29:52.606 --> 01:29:54.733 Don't hit that button. Don't hit that button. 01:29:56.610 --> 01:29:59.279 - And... enter. - No, no! Stop it! 01:29:59.321 --> 01:30:01.323 Cut it out. 01:30:01.365 --> 01:30:04.117 - Look what you made me do. - The fire alarm. 01:30:04.159 --> 01:30:05.911 - Darn it. - Dad! 01:30:05.953 --> 01:30:08.288 Uncle Ted! Pull the fire alarm! 01:30:08.330 --> 01:30:09.915 - The girls need help. - No kissies! 01:30:09.957 --> 01:30:12.209 The girls need us. 01:30:12.251 --> 01:30:15.045 Time's up, halflings. 01:30:15.087 --> 01:30:18.090 Great galloping gargoyles! 01:30:18.131 --> 01:30:21.593 What? What? 01:30:21.635 --> 01:30:23.846 Tim! Get to the fire alarm! 01:30:23.887 --> 01:30:25.305 I'll hold them back. 01:30:25.347 --> 01:30:27.599 Make it rain, baby. 01:30:27.641 --> 01:30:28.934 I'm on it. 01:30:28.976 --> 01:30:30.394 What's the matter? 01:30:30.435 --> 01:30:31.979 You can't handle the awkward phase? 01:30:33.146 --> 01:30:35.482 Go, Marcos... Dad. Go! 01:30:35.524 --> 01:30:36.984 I'm back! 01:30:37.025 --> 01:30:38.485 - Here we go. - Come on. 01:30:38.527 --> 01:30:40.612 How about another round, you tough guy? Come on! 01:30:40.654 --> 01:30:42.030 Stop it. 01:30:42.072 --> 01:30:43.448 I still got these. 01:30:43.490 --> 01:30:45.117 You put my sister down. 01:30:45.158 --> 01:30:48.328 B-Day will happen, whether you like it or not. 01:30:48.370 --> 01:30:50.622 You shall not pass! 01:30:50.664 --> 01:30:52.541 You shall not pass. 01:30:52.583 --> 01:30:54.251 No! Stop passing. 01:30:56.003 --> 01:30:57.212 Yeah, Dad! 01:30:57.254 --> 01:30:58.672 Way to go! 01:31:00.841 --> 01:31:02.384 That's it? 01:31:02.426 --> 01:31:04.678 That's right. Why? What? The school's expensive. 01:31:04.720 --> 01:31:07.806 I had to cut costs some place. 01:31:07.848 --> 01:31:08.974 Oh, no. It's not working. 01:31:09.016 --> 01:31:10.142 Did you pull it right? 01:31:10.184 --> 01:31:11.476 How else you gonna pull it? 01:31:11.518 --> 01:31:13.520 You'll see I'm right. 01:31:13.562 --> 01:31:15.147 I'll show everybody. 01:31:15.189 --> 01:31:18.317 The age of parents is over. 01:31:23.197 --> 01:31:25.657 Yay, yay, yay. 01:31:25.699 --> 01:31:28.327 How about you watch me have a little toast? 01:31:28.368 --> 01:31:31.622 To the baby revolution and to me. 01:31:35.209 --> 01:31:37.127 It's time for the candy volcano... 01:31:37.169 --> 01:31:39.004 - That's good. - Of doom! 01:31:39.046 --> 01:31:41.006 What are you doing? What are you doing? 01:31:41.048 --> 01:31:42.508 No, no, no! No! 01:31:42.549 --> 01:31:45.010 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 01:31:45.052 --> 01:31:46.678 - No, no, no. - Boom shakalaka? 01:31:46.720 --> 01:31:48.347 - Boom! - Don't do that! 01:31:55.270 --> 01:31:56.855 Oh, no! 01:31:56.897 --> 01:31:58.357 Tabitha! 01:31:59.399 --> 01:32:01.235 No! Someone help me, please! 01:32:01.276 --> 01:32:03.195 Tabitha, hang on! 01:32:03.237 --> 01:32:05.531 Ted, I need upsies... now. 01:32:12.037 --> 01:32:13.705 Dad, help me! 01:32:13.747 --> 01:32:14.831 Look at you. 01:32:14.873 --> 01:32:16.708 You're smart. You're strong. 01:32:16.750 --> 01:32:18.043 You don't need parents. 01:32:18.085 --> 01:32:20.087 What can they possibly offer you? 01:32:20.128 --> 01:32:22.548 How about unconditional love? 01:32:22.589 --> 01:32:24.299 - That's what. - No, no, no. No. 01:32:24.341 --> 01:32:26.510 - Sayonara. - No, no, no. No. 01:32:30.764 --> 01:32:32.099 Tabitha! 01:32:35.894 --> 01:32:37.521 - I'm gonna fall! - Tabitha! 01:32:37.563 --> 01:32:38.730 Hang on! 01:32:40.148 --> 01:32:42.442 I got you. I got you. 01:32:44.319 --> 01:32:46.530 I got you, Tabitha. 01:32:49.199 --> 01:32:51.118 I got you. 01:32:51.159 --> 01:32:53.662 That's my big brother. 01:32:54.454 --> 01:32:57.457 Thanks, Marcos Lightspeed. 01:33:01.962 --> 01:33:03.964 I thought we both had to grow up. 01:33:04.006 --> 01:33:06.425 Well, let's not grow up too fast. 01:33:07.968 --> 01:33:09.344 I love you, Dad. 01:33:09.386 --> 01:33:11.263 I love you, Tabitha Templeton. 01:33:11.305 --> 01:33:13.473 You see that? 01:33:13.515 --> 01:33:15.767 And you wanted to take it all away. 01:33:15.809 --> 01:33:17.269 - Where you going? - Home. 01:33:17.311 --> 01:33:20.147 You know, Doc, childhood doesn't last forever, 01:33:20.189 --> 01:33:22.024 but family sure does. 01:33:22.065 --> 01:33:23.775 Uncle Ted! Heads up! 01:33:25.611 --> 01:33:27.946 We win! Get ready to order some pizzas. 01:33:41.585 --> 01:33:43.712 Cool! 01:33:49.092 --> 01:33:51.512 Huzzah! 01:33:51.553 --> 01:33:53.597 Huzzah! 01:34:02.689 --> 01:34:04.066 Oh, sweet. 01:34:04.107 --> 01:34:06.151 He who findeth keepeth. 01:34:08.779 --> 01:34:12.199 Mommy, Daddy, I missed you so much. 01:34:12.241 --> 01:34:14.618 Yay! 01:34:14.660 --> 01:34:15.827 Junior! 01:34:15.869 --> 01:34:17.621 Glue! 01:34:17.663 --> 01:34:19.748 So soft. 01:34:19.790 --> 01:34:21.208 Where are we going? 01:34:21.250 --> 01:34:22.501 Not bad, Templetons. 01:34:22.543 --> 01:34:24.253 Yay, Templetons. 01:34:24.294 --> 01:34:25.754 Yeah, mission accomplished. 01:34:25.796 --> 01:34:28.924 And as a bonus, we stopped Armstrong, too. 01:34:28.966 --> 01:34:30.467 What? 01:34:30.509 --> 01:34:33.345 My real mission was getting you two back together. 01:34:33.387 --> 01:34:36.181 A-plus! See me after class. 01:34:36.223 --> 01:34:37.933 Wait, so you never actually quit? 01:34:37.975 --> 01:34:39.184 Nope. 01:34:39.226 --> 01:34:40.352 Well played. 01:34:40.394 --> 01:34:41.687 I don't like to mix the two, 01:34:41.728 --> 01:34:43.230 but I will say it was never business. 01:34:43.272 --> 01:34:44.773 It was always personal. 01:34:44.815 --> 01:34:46.149 You know what, kid? 01:34:46.191 --> 01:34:48.443 You're the best boss I ever had. 01:34:48.485 --> 01:34:50.070 Thank you, chief. 01:34:50.112 --> 01:34:51.697 Tim! You actually made it. 01:34:51.738 --> 01:34:53.907 - Yeah. - I mean, I knew you'd make it. 01:34:53.949 --> 01:34:55.576 - Teddy. - Teddy, you're here. 01:34:55.617 --> 01:34:57.744 And look what you're wearing. 01:34:57.786 --> 01:34:59.705 Sweetheart, I cried. 01:34:59.746 --> 01:35:00.873 Then I went blank. 01:35:00.914 --> 01:35:02.666 Oh, come on. Every-Everyone get together. 01:35:02.708 --> 01:35:04.543 This... We got to get this. Here we go. 01:35:04.585 --> 01:35:06.211 - Dad, no! -No! - What? 01:35:08.881 --> 01:35:10.132 We know that 01:35:10.174 --> 01:35:12.009 Divided we'll fall 01:35:12.050 --> 01:35:17.431 So together we stand 01:35:19.433 --> 01:35:22.227 We know that divided we'll fall 01:35:23.979 --> 01:35:29.735 So together we stand. 01:35:29.776 --> 01:35:31.612 - Yay, Tabitha! - That was beautiful! 01:35:31.653 --> 01:35:33.614 The crowd goes wild! 01:35:33.655 --> 01:35:35.908 Thank you. Thank you. 01:35:37.284 --> 01:35:38.911 Hey, Precious. 01:35:38.952 --> 01:35:40.287 You're amazing. 01:35:40.329 --> 01:35:42.164 I wish Teddy could have been here. 01:35:42.206 --> 01:35:44.249 Yeah, I know. Me, too. 01:35:50.130 --> 01:35:51.757 Hey, I was just... 01:35:58.430 --> 01:36:00.390 Merry Christmas, Tim. 01:36:00.432 --> 01:36:02.601 I'm sorry I couldn't be there with you, 01:36:02.643 --> 01:36:04.937 but please enjoy this 01:36:04.978 --> 01:36:07.648 inappropriately lavish gift instead. 01:36:13.320 --> 01:36:16.615 You've given me the greatest gift of all. 01:36:16.657 --> 01:36:18.325 You. 01:36:18.367 --> 01:36:21.787 Love, the best brother in the world. 01:36:21.828 --> 01:36:24.122 P.S. Duck. 01:36:28.669 --> 01:36:29.962 In your face, Leslie! 01:36:30.003 --> 01:36:31.755 Hey. It is on, Lindsey! 01:36:31.797 --> 01:36:34.258 - No. No, no, no, no. Don't, don't, don't. - Come here! 01:36:34.299 --> 01:36:35.467 I'm younger than you. 01:36:35.509 --> 01:36:36.885 You're a bigger target. 01:36:36.927 --> 01:36:38.470 I got you so good! 01:36:38.512 --> 01:36:39.972 No, you didn't. 01:36:40.013 --> 01:36:41.306 You missed me! 01:36:41.348 --> 01:36:42.975 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 01:36:43.016 --> 01:36:44.393 - Ambush. - Exactly. 01:36:44.434 --> 01:36:45.853 Sneak attack! 01:36:45.894 --> 01:36:47.980 Isn't it great to see them fighting again? 01:36:48.021 --> 01:36:49.314 Finally. 01:36:52.317 --> 01:36:54.027 Shouldn't you pick up? 01:36:54.069 --> 01:36:55.988 Nah, we got some family business. 01:36:56.029 --> 01:36:57.531 Yeah! 01:37:02.286 --> 01:37:04.872 Tina, we have another assignment for you. 01:37:04.913 --> 01:37:06.623 I'm listening. 01:37:06.665 --> 01:37:08.667 Grandma's coming in hot! 01:37:08.709 --> 01:37:11.253 - You want some of Grandpa? - Everyone, get Tagalong Teddy! 01:37:11.295 --> 01:37:13.005 - It's true. - Gotcha! 01:37:13.046 --> 01:37:14.715 You can't stop time. 01:37:14.756 --> 01:37:17.092 But every once in a while, you get a second chance. 01:37:17.134 --> 01:37:18.886 I'm gonna get you! 01:37:18.927 --> 01:37:20.554 So, even though you're only a kid once... 01:37:20.596 --> 01:37:22.389 well, unless you get to be a kid twice, 01:37:22.431 --> 01:37:24.641 which is really weird, to be honest, 01:37:24.683 --> 01:37:27.644 but the point is you have to grow up sometime. 01:37:29.938 --> 01:37:32.649 And you should always be nice to your brother. 01:37:32.691 --> 01:37:34.735 That was really sweet, Daddy. 01:37:34.776 --> 01:37:36.612 That'll be great for my report. 01:37:36.653 --> 01:37:38.822 Okay, so... so that's it, then. 01:37:38.864 --> 01:37:41.575 Well, actually, there's one more little thing. 01:37:57.090 --> 01:37:59.134 Mama? Papa? 01:37:59.176 --> 01:38:00.469 Wha... 01:38:00.511 --> 01:38:03.597 Oh, my son. 01:38:06.099 --> 01:38:08.185 You came home. 01:38:08.227 --> 01:38:10.229 Oh, yeah. Right. 01:38:10.270 --> 01:38:12.064 Okay, Pops. Now. 01:38:12.105 --> 01:38:14.358 The end. 01:39:10.163 --> 01:39:12.958 Catch my eye 01:39:13.000 --> 01:39:15.752 Take my hand 01:39:15.794 --> 01:39:21.133 This bond is tighter than we ever planned 01:39:21.175 --> 01:39:23.552 Give me courage 01:39:23.594 --> 01:39:25.929 So I can land 01:39:25.971 --> 01:39:29.516 We know that divided we'll fall 01:39:29.558 --> 01:39:33.604 So together we stand 01:39:34.688 --> 01:39:37.274 Climb with me 01:39:37.316 --> 01:39:40.319 Share my dreams 01:39:40.360 --> 01:39:42.112 Tomorrow's brighter 01:39:42.154 --> 01:39:45.407 Than it's ever been 01:39:45.449 --> 01:39:48.160 Fear no danger 01:39:48.202 --> 01:39:50.537 Make big plans 01:39:50.579 --> 01:39:54.208 We know that divided we'll fall 01:39:54.249 --> 01:39:59.129 So together we stand 01:39:59.171 --> 01:40:02.299 Laugh and cry with me 01:40:02.341 --> 01:40:04.551 Fly that high with me 01:40:04.593 --> 01:40:07.513 See the sunset and the sunrise 01:40:07.554 --> 01:40:10.224 The world looks so good through our eyes 01:40:10.265 --> 01:40:12.100 Like the moon 01:40:12.142 --> 01:40:14.311 And stars at night 01:40:15.562 --> 01:40:18.315 Rest your head 01:40:18.357 --> 01:40:21.026 Tell me your thoughts 01:40:21.068 --> 01:40:24.279 Everything I have and call mine 01:40:24.321 --> 01:40:26.448 Is all yours 01:40:26.490 --> 01:40:29.243 Sail that ocean 01:40:29.284 --> 01:40:31.703 Find that sand 01:40:31.745 --> 01:40:35.207 We know that divided we'll fall 01:40:35.249 --> 01:40:39.545 So together we stand 01:40:59.231 --> 01:41:01.775 Reach with me 01:41:01.817 --> 01:41:04.862 See the sky 01:41:04.903 --> 01:41:10.075 I'll always be here for the rest of your life 01:41:10.117 --> 01:41:12.786 Side by side 01:41:12.828 --> 01:41:15.414 Hand in hand 01:41:15.455 --> 01:41:21.170 We speak a language no one else can understand 01:41:21.211 --> 01:41:23.672 Hear those cheers 01:41:23.714 --> 01:41:26.133 Strike up the band 01:41:26.175 --> 01:41:29.553 We know that divided we'll fall 01:41:29.595 --> 01:41:35.100 So together we stand 01:41:36.810 --> 01:41:38.645 We know that 01:41:38.687 --> 01:41:41.273 Divided we'll fall 01:41:41.315 --> 01:42:48.488 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.