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Your Grace.

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Sergeant, I'm here on behalf
of the Red Cross

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and I'd like to speak
with General Kitchener.

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There is no General Kitchener here.

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Your Grace? Your Grace?
Let... Let him in.

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Well, if Morton's here,
then Kitchener can't be far away.

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My apologies, Your Grace.

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Security's paramount right now.

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It's a secret that you're
visiting with the general.

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We can't be too careful
with these Boers

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and their guerilla tactics.

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Too careful?

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Looks like this place
could use a lot more care.

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Begging your pardon, sir...

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but these concentration camps
are the reason we're winning this war.

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This way.

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Orlando.
Our knight in shining armor.

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Thank you for coming.

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What's going on, Kitchener?

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It seems that you've been

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somewhat liberal with the truth.

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Time has not been kind here.

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Well, you'll have to explain
that to Emily.

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On my return to England,
it will be my first port of call.

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She's outside,

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<i>with Conrad.</i>

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Why are we here, Mother?

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Do you remember why
King Arthur and his knights

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had a round table?

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Because it meant
that all men were equal.

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It's important that people
born into privilege

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lead by example.

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That's why your father and I
are patrons of the Red Cross.

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Helping others,

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not hiding behind our status.

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Never forget that.

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Hmm?

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I'm just going to check
on your father.

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Stay here, Conrad.

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This terrible war would be over, Shola,

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if King Arthur and his
noble knights were still here.

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Of course.
And which one would you be?

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I'd be Lancelot.

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Father would be Arthur.
Mother, Guinevere.

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And you, the mighty Merlin.

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Really?

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This is ridiculous.
We're wasting precious time.

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Look around, people are dying.

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We have emergency supplies
from the Red Cross.

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Thank God she's on our side.

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Well, on my side, at least.

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She's more of a force

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than any of our enemies.

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There's General Kitchener.

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Well, open the gates!
Bring in those supplies!

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Emily!

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Lie down until I get back.

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Go back to Conrad.

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Go to hell, Kitchener.

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I got him! Stop fire!

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Emily!

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Cease fire!

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Emily.

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Darling, I'm here.

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I'm here. Darling, I'm here.

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That's it. I'm here.
You have to stay with me.

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You have to stay with me.

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Darling?

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Protect our son.

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Protect him from this world. And...

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Never let him see war again.

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Promise me.

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I promise.

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- You know, Conrad...
- Hmm?

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...up there, I feel free.

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Yes, I'm very much looking forward
to my first solo flight.

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Remember what happened
to Icarus, Conrad,

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when he flew too close to the sun.

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Well, I remember him
needing to escape, no?

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Well, he got burned.

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I think we both see
that story differently.

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- Welcome home, Your Grace.
- Thank you, Shola.

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- Afternoon, everyone.
- Afternoon, Your Grace.

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Ready for your maiden flight yet, Shola?

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Well, if God wanted man to fly,

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he would have given him wings.

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Yes, I suppose.
You drive Father's car?

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Mmm-hmm.

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You haven't any wheels.

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Nanny Watkins.

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My study in five minutes.

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Your Grace.

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Your Grace.

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I should be reprimanding you
for your insolence.

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Your opinion behind closed doors
is one thing, Polly,

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but I will not tolerate
such demonstrations

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in front of my household.

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I'll play by your rules
when you play by mine.

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Do you really think
you can keep secrets from me?

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What do you mean?

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Once again, you've turned down
Cousin Felix's invitation

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for Conrad to stay
with him in Russia.

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And how do you know that?

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Us nannies love a good gossip.

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And we've all noticed

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that you've no problem
with Felix traveling here,

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but you seem to have a problem
with Conrad traveling there.

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Or anywhere, for that matter.

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Yeah. Guilty as charged.
Well, I'm sorry.

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I should have
discussed it with you.

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Has all this
flying around in circles

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made you forget your manners?

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Well, what have I done now?

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You haven't even offered me a drink.

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Oh, yes, I'm sorry.

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And if we had discussed this,

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what would my opinion have been?

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You think that my

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fear for Conrad's safety
is a weakness.

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Fear is natural.

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The problem is,
the more you fear something,

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the more likely it is to come true.

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Hmm. So, then,
we're both in need of a nanny.

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So it would seem.

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Higher!

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Can you fight with only one arm?

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Oh, yes.

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If I had someone left to fight.

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Shola. Do you really think
a knife can beat a bullet?

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This is how people
are fighting nowadays.

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Now, clean yourselves up

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before this afternoon's appointment.

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My father also brought me here
for my first suit.

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Kingsman, world's finest tailor.

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- Morning.
- Your Grace.

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Fitting room number one
is ready for you.

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Thank you.

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Well, here we are.

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<i>I wish your mother could see you now.</i>

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She would've been so proud.

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I hope so, Father.

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Although, I might get more use
out of a shooting suit or

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a smoking jacket, you know.

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Whatever might help
in the pursuit of fine birds.

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Oh, come on, Father.

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It's a big world out there.

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Sooner or later,

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you're going to have to
let me enjoy it, even if,

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you know,
even if you don't want to.

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You know,

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Conrad,

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our ancestors,
they were terrible people.

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They robbed, lied, pillaged,
and killed, until one day,

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they found themselves noblemen.

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But that nobility,

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it never came from chivalry.

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It came from being tough
and ruthless.

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Back then, to be called a "gentleman"

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would have been a death sentence.

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Not the mark of honor it is today.

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We are Oxfords,

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not rogues.

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<i>Oxford!</i>

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Kitchener.

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Well, so glad
we share the same tailor.

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Indeed. Well, the Kingsman clientele

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is enough to make any club envious.

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Mmm-hmm. Oxford, can I
borrow you for a moment?

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Is there somewhere private?

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May I suggest the pattern room
upstairs, sir.

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Perfect.

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Conrad, this is Morton,
my aide-de-camp.

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Morton, look after
young Conrad for us, will you?

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It will be my pleasure, my lord.

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Good.

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I gather you turned down
our Austrian friend

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Archduke Ferdinand's
invitation to his shoot.

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Surely your pacifism
doesn't extend

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to a few birds, does it?

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Us bumping into each other here

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was no coincidence, was it?

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Walls have ears
in Whitehall these days.

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Which is why I felt Kingsman
a safer place for a chat.

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Mmm-hmm.

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I'm worried that Ferdinand's
political ambitions

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may be putting him in danger.

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I need you to do me a small favor.

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What sort of favor?

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So, you're serious
about being a soldier?

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- Oh, yes.
- Which regiment?

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Uh... Grenadiers.

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Grenadiers. Well,

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when the time comes, contact me.

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I'll see what I can do.

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Conrad.

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You're going to need
that shooting suit after all.

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My Shepherd.

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I have a Fabergé egg
made especially for you.

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And look inside.

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A little replica of Angus,

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your favorite goat.

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You're late.

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Take a seat.

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What is trust? Hmm?

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Trust is having confidence

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in the honesty of another.

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That will be our weapon

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to change the world.

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Who do I trust?

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Animals.

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They never let me down

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and they follow
my commands blindly.

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The question I now have is

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can I trust you to behave like them?

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Open the boxes in front of you.

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These rings will be the symbol
of membership to my flock.

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Put them on, and you will
share in our successes.

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But,

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break my trust,

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and inside you will find

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my final gift to you.

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A tortoise?

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Am I not worthy of a better animal?

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Rasputin, I have a bear.

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I will happily exchange it with you.

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Yes, Princip. I will be
the great bear of Russia.

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Take what you believe is yours.

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And by all means,

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treat our Shepherd
with the same respect you hold

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for that joke of a man
who calls himself your tsar.

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Go ahead, Rasputin, take it.

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I dare you.

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Now, now, Mata and Erik.
We are

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a team.

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And Rasputin here...

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...is like my beloved Angus.

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Always butting

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and fucking.

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But do not mistake fondness
for weakness,

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you late Russian fuckstick!

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As everybody knows,

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the tortoise

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eventually wins the race.

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Now...

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...my spy,
or should I say my mole,

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in the British government

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informs me that Kitchener is
concerned for the safety

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of the Archduke Ferdinand.

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Princip, my wee bear.

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Are you ready to prove

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Kitchener's concerns are justified?

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Yes, I am, my Shepherd.
And I will not let you down.

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Damn fucking right.

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Does that make sense
to you, Ferdinand?

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Ah, now I understand

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why you accepted
my shooting invitation.

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I didn't really believe
Kitchener's scare tactics.

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Harping on about
my being in danger.

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Well, only a fool ignores
a friend's warning, Ferdi.

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Is it really too much to ask?

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I think you should come back with me

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and hear what he has to say.

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Turning you down is a hard task.

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I will give you my decision tonight.

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Good.

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Drive! Drive!

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I come here on a visit of goodwill,

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to be greeted by bombs?

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Yes.

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It gives me
special pleasure...

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I... I shouldn't have
brought you here.

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We need to get home,
where I can protect you.

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What...

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I just protected you.
I don't need protecting.

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Yes, you do, Conrad. I'm sorry,

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but you think you know
what the world is like,

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but the truth is, you're just a boy

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who has no idea
what men are capable of.

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What? Watching my mother die
wasn't a good enough introduction?

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Are you sure this is right?

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Just follow my orders.

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Take the first left.

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It's a dead end, you fool.

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I knew this was the wrong way.

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I meant the next left.

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Stop arguing.
We're sitting ducks here.

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Get this car moving now.

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Father, it's terrible
about Ferdi and Sophie.

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We're safe now, aren't we?

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Yes, but for how long?

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I'm beginning to understand
what Kitchener was so afraid of.

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Already there are rumors

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the Austrians
are mobilizing their army.

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They don't believe this assassin
acted independently.

00:22:37.983 --> 00:22:39.610
And neither do I.

00:22:39.776 --> 00:22:40.777
It's just Serbia.

00:22:40.861 --> 00:22:42.529
I mean, it's such
a small part of the world.

00:22:42.613 --> 00:22:43.614
Why do they care?

00:22:44.239 --> 00:22:48.452
Well, because small things
can grow into big problems.

00:22:48.827 --> 00:22:50.621
<i>You see, years ago,</i>

00:22:50.704 --> 00:22:52.623
<i>there were three young cousins.</i>

00:22:52.789 --> 00:22:53.999
<i>The eldest was
a real troublemaker...</i>

00:22:54.166 --> 00:22:55.167
Put my soldier back!

00:22:55.334 --> 00:22:56.585
There are no rules in war.

00:22:56.752 --> 00:22:59.087
I'll teach you war, Wilhelm!

00:22:59.171 --> 00:23:00.672
<i>Their grandmother
was Queen Victoria...</i>

00:23:00.756 --> 00:23:01.882
Nicholas. Enough!

00:23:02.049 --> 00:23:03.300
<i>...who kept them in line.</i>

00:23:03.467 --> 00:23:06.970
<i>They grew up to become
Kaiser Wilhelm of Germany,</i>

00:23:07.137 --> 00:23:10.599
<i>Tsar Nicholas of Russia,
and King George of England.</i>

00:23:11.767 --> 00:23:13.644
<i>And now,
poor Ferdinand's assassination</i>

00:23:13.727 --> 00:23:15.687
<i>has given the moronic kaiser</i>

00:23:15.854 --> 00:23:19.358
<i>a reason to reignite
their childhood feud.</i>

00:23:21.443 --> 00:23:24.363
But surely they've matured
enough to avoid a war?

00:23:24.530 --> 00:23:26.240
One would hope so.

00:23:26.573 --> 00:23:29.159
<i>And, thankfully,
we have our own King George</i>

00:23:29.243 --> 00:23:31.203
<i>to help keep the peace.</i>

00:23:33.705 --> 00:23:35.666
Ah. There it is.

00:23:42.840 --> 00:23:44.049
Look at us.

00:23:45.592 --> 00:23:46.927
Three young cousins

00:23:47.010 --> 00:23:49.221
who thought they knew how to rule.

00:23:49.388 --> 00:23:51.515
But now the soldiers are real.

00:23:52.724 --> 00:23:54.476
Get two copies
of this photograph made

00:23:54.560 --> 00:23:56.562
and have them delivered
with these letters immediately.

00:23:56.728 --> 00:23:58.605
I'll have Morton see to it personally.

00:23:58.772 --> 00:23:59.898
Excellent.

00:24:00.065 --> 00:24:01.441
Your Majesty.

00:24:07.114 --> 00:24:08.991
- Erik.
- My kaiser.

00:24:09.157 --> 00:24:13.161
"Restraint is a virtue.
Remember your duty."

00:24:13.829 --> 00:24:15.622
His Majesty, my cousin,
the king of England,

00:24:15.706 --> 00:24:18.333
strongly suggests we do nothing.

00:24:21.628 --> 00:24:24.756
Remember how Prince George
used to enjoy it

00:24:24.923 --> 00:24:26.133
when your English mother

00:24:26.216 --> 00:24:28.177
and her English doctors would torture you?

00:24:28.635 --> 00:24:30.637
George would tease you about your...

00:24:32.181 --> 00:24:33.515
deformities.

00:24:34.433 --> 00:24:36.268
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

00:24:36.435 --> 00:24:39.354
And don't forget
that sniggering at his side

00:24:39.521 --> 00:24:41.356
was your little Russian cousin,

00:24:42.316 --> 00:24:43.692
<i>Tsar Nicholas.</i>

00:24:43.859 --> 00:24:46.236
Cousin George
is imploring self-restraint

00:24:46.320 --> 00:24:49.198
against our other cousin,
the moronic kaiser.

00:24:49.573 --> 00:24:52.618
King George has always
protected our interests.

00:24:52.784 --> 00:24:55.370
Why would we go to war
over something so trivial?

00:24:55.537 --> 00:24:57.497
Because we gave Serbia our word.

00:24:57.664 --> 00:24:59.666
And besides, I hate the kaiser.

00:24:59.958 --> 00:25:01.793
It will be good
for his oversized ego

00:25:01.877 --> 00:25:04.004
to match his undersized hand.

00:25:06.215 --> 00:25:08.717
A wise decision, my tsar.

00:25:09.176 --> 00:25:12.721
The soul of Russia is safe
in your hands.

00:25:14.765 --> 00:25:15.933
<i>The world will laugh at you</i>

00:25:16.016 --> 00:25:19.770
for not keeping your word
and standing by the Austrians.

00:25:20.395 --> 00:25:22.648
Ignore the English king.

00:25:23.982 --> 00:25:25.901
Tell George to mind
his own business, <i>ja?</i>

00:25:26.235 --> 00:25:27.444
Huh?

00:25:28.820 --> 00:25:33.700
If I want a war, then I will have it.

00:25:36.078 --> 00:25:37.329
As Russia's ally,

00:25:37.412 --> 00:25:39.498
we have no choice
but to join this war.

00:25:39.581 --> 00:25:41.959
I don't understand.
The kaiser and the tsar

00:25:42.042 --> 00:25:44.378
have both ignored
the king's wishes. Why?

00:25:44.545 --> 00:25:45.546
That's a good question.

00:25:45.629 --> 00:25:47.798
- I...
- With all due respect, sir,

00:25:47.965 --> 00:25:49.842
this debate should happen
after we have won the war.

00:25:50.008 --> 00:25:51.218
The prime minister is waiting.

00:25:51.593 --> 00:25:52.636
And we're late.

00:25:53.095 --> 00:25:54.096
Morton's right.

00:25:54.179 --> 00:25:57.349
My lord, it would be
my honor to volunteer.

00:25:58.475 --> 00:25:59.476
Honor?

00:25:59.560 --> 00:26:01.103
Fine words, young Conrad.

00:26:01.520 --> 00:26:03.021
But therein lies the problem.

00:26:03.188 --> 00:26:06.024
Legally, you're not old enough
to join up.

00:26:06.108 --> 00:26:08.610
Hmm. But still young enough
to believe

00:26:08.694 --> 00:26:11.405
it's an honorable thing
to die for one's country.

00:26:12.114 --> 00:26:15.909
The object of war is not
to die for one's country,

00:26:16.076 --> 00:26:19.246
but to make the enemy
die for theirs.

00:26:26.753 --> 00:26:30.048
Fix bayonets!

00:26:58.076 --> 00:27:00.037
<i>Not even I</i>

00:27:00.120 --> 00:27:04.291
<i>could have imagined
a war like this.</i>

00:27:06.293 --> 00:27:09.713
<i>What I thought would take
a decade for us to achieve</i>

00:27:10.964 --> 00:27:14.968
<i>has taken two short years.</i>

00:27:19.598 --> 00:27:23.227
<i>We have drained
Europe's resources</i>

00:27:23.727 --> 00:27:27.856
<i>and millions have died pointlessly.</i>

00:27:28.023 --> 00:27:29.483
Fire!

00:27:29.650 --> 00:27:31.777
<i>We have broken the trust</i>

00:27:31.860 --> 00:27:35.656
between the people
and the inbred monarchs

00:27:35.822 --> 00:27:39.535
who only rule
due to their fortunate birth.

00:27:41.328 --> 00:27:43.789
Do you know who hates King George

00:27:43.872 --> 00:27:45.749
more than the kaiser?

00:27:47.501 --> 00:27:48.669
Me.

00:27:49.336 --> 00:27:51.713
The English monarchy

00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:54.758
has oppressed
my beloved Scotland

00:27:54.842 --> 00:27:56.635
for over 700 years

00:27:56.718 --> 00:28:00.097
and it is time for retribution.

00:28:00.889 --> 00:28:04.059
We will pull Russia out of our war

00:28:04.476 --> 00:28:07.187
and unleash
the full might of Germany

00:28:07.271 --> 00:28:10.357
to destroy England.

00:28:10.816 --> 00:28:12.568
Rasputin,

00:28:12.985 --> 00:28:17.781
are you ready to begin
the demise of King George?

00:28:17.948 --> 00:28:20.576
Thy will be done, my Shepherd.

00:28:27.291 --> 00:28:28.667
They've started conscription.

00:28:28.750 --> 00:28:30.794
Yes, I'm well aware of that, Conrad.

00:28:31.545 --> 00:28:32.546
And?

00:28:32.754 --> 00:28:34.089
Well, it was bad enough

00:28:34.173 --> 00:28:35.340
I didn't join
when it was voluntary...

00:28:35.507 --> 00:28:38.051
Conrad, this is not a war.
Do you understand?

00:28:38.135 --> 00:28:39.887
It's not like any war
that we've ever seen.

00:28:39.970 --> 00:28:41.805
I don't care! I should be fighting.

00:28:41.972 --> 00:28:44.474
It's not fighting. It's dying.

00:28:46.435 --> 00:28:48.562
Much like this conversation.

00:28:51.106 --> 00:28:52.274
Tell that to Kitchener.

00:29:07.748 --> 00:29:09.625
You're still too young, Conrad.

00:29:12.461 --> 00:29:14.296
But everyone's lying
about their age.

00:29:14.379 --> 00:29:16.215
- They're all going over.
- I know.

00:29:16.965 --> 00:29:18.342
And I know you want to fight.

00:29:19.676 --> 00:29:21.386
It's a testament to your character

00:29:21.970 --> 00:29:23.096
and I'm proud of you for it.

00:29:23.263 --> 00:29:25.015
Yes, but look what I was given.

00:29:26.225 --> 00:29:27.226
In the village.

00:29:28.727 --> 00:29:30.270
It's the symbol of a coward.

00:29:30.687 --> 00:29:33.023
And I should suffer
such humiliation?

00:29:34.274 --> 00:29:37.736
Reputation is
what people think of you.

00:29:37.903 --> 00:29:40.489
Character is what you are.

00:29:46.870 --> 00:29:48.121
Victoria Cross.

00:29:49.039 --> 00:29:50.415
Is it yours?

00:29:51.250 --> 00:29:52.251
Yes.

00:29:53.126 --> 00:29:54.253
When I was young,

00:29:54.336 --> 00:29:57.256
like you, I wanted
to serve my country.

00:30:00.133 --> 00:30:03.011
<i>But soon I began
to question what right we had</i>

00:30:03.095 --> 00:30:06.306
to take the land, riches,

00:30:06.723 --> 00:30:08.725
and the lives of people

00:30:08.809 --> 00:30:11.520
<i>who were only defending
their homeland.</i>

00:30:14.606 --> 00:30:16.650
<i>Every man I killed,</i>

00:30:18.151 --> 00:30:20.612
<i>I killed a piece of myself.</i>

00:30:26.994 --> 00:30:30.414
Maybe having a feather
would have been better.

00:30:31.999 --> 00:30:34.793
So, the next day,
I put down my rifle

00:30:34.877 --> 00:30:36.086
and I picked up a stretcher.

00:30:37.212 --> 00:30:39.381
I should've been given
the Cross for saving lives,

00:30:39.464 --> 00:30:40.674
not taking them.

00:30:43.010 --> 00:30:45.512
As soon as I replace this
with my own medal,

00:30:46.847 --> 00:30:48.432
I'll join the medical corps.

00:30:51.685 --> 00:30:53.103
I have informed Kitchener

00:30:53.187 --> 00:30:55.063
of your intention of joining up.

00:30:55.522 --> 00:30:57.399
And he has assured me
that he will not

00:30:57.482 --> 00:30:59.651
let you slip through.

00:31:40.901 --> 00:31:43.111
I have a vision.

00:31:43.612 --> 00:31:47.032
This boy is the symbol
of the soul of Russia.

00:31:49.576 --> 00:31:51.662
You must save Russia.

00:31:53.580 --> 00:31:57.918
You must pull out of the war
to save your son's life.

00:31:58.335 --> 00:32:00.003
This is nonsense.

00:32:00.420 --> 00:32:05.050
You dare to question
the vessel of the Lord?

00:32:07.594 --> 00:32:12.182
You dare to risk your son's life?

00:32:13.433 --> 00:32:16.645
Nicholas,
come to your senses now!

00:32:17.187 --> 00:32:18.689
Please.

00:32:19.731 --> 00:32:20.858
Please.

00:32:28.448 --> 00:32:30.200
<i>My dear cousin Conrad.</i>

00:32:30.868 --> 00:32:33.036
<i>It has been too long
since we last saw each other</i>

00:32:33.203 --> 00:32:35.497
<i>and I'm sorry I'm only writing
to you now, but...</i>

00:32:37.040 --> 00:32:38.125
<i>...in these difficult times,</i>

00:32:38.208 --> 00:32:39.793
<i>I'm not sure whom I can trust.</i>

00:32:46.884 --> 00:32:48.468
Welcome back.

00:32:50.429 --> 00:32:52.806
<i>For a while now,
I've harbored my suspicions</i>

00:32:52.973 --> 00:32:55.767
<i>of this so-called priest, Rasputin.</i>

00:32:56.351 --> 00:32:58.562
<i>He has the tsar under his spell,</i>

00:32:58.729 --> 00:33:01.565
<i>both spiritually
and through opium,</i>

00:33:03.233 --> 00:33:06.570
<i>and has persuaded him
to withdraw from the war.</i>

00:33:08.197 --> 00:33:10.532
<i>The tsar intends to announce this</i>

00:33:10.616 --> 00:33:12.326
<i>in his New Year's speech.</i>

00:33:12.784 --> 00:33:14.995
Cousin Felix sends his regards.

00:33:15.078 --> 00:33:16.079
Oh.

00:33:16.330 --> 00:33:19.291
<i>I hope your
father's influence can help.</i>

00:33:20.501 --> 00:33:23.170
Morton, any ideas?

00:33:23.670 --> 00:33:25.964
Well, sir, in my opinion,

00:33:26.215 --> 00:33:27.674
this is a very grave situation.

00:33:27.925 --> 00:33:29.551
We can trust absolutely no one.

00:33:29.635 --> 00:33:31.929
I suggest we assemble
an elite squad of men,

00:33:32.012 --> 00:33:34.598
we go to Russia,
and we sort it out ourselves.

00:33:34.932 --> 00:33:36.808
Agreed. See to it immediately.

00:33:36.975 --> 00:33:41.146
As I'm not allowed to join up,
may I at least go with you?

00:33:42.814 --> 00:33:45.567
Conrad, you know your father
made me swear that I would...

00:33:45.651 --> 00:33:48.612
Protect my son at all costs.

00:33:50.489 --> 00:33:52.658
Where do you want to go, Conrad?

00:33:54.535 --> 00:33:55.953
- Russia.
- Why?

00:33:56.119 --> 00:33:58.830
To help Cousin Yusupov
deal with Rasputin.

00:33:58.997 --> 00:34:00.958
He's going to force Russia
out of the war.

00:34:01.917 --> 00:34:03.585
Kitchener, have you killed
so many men

00:34:03.669 --> 00:34:04.962
that you're now relying on boys

00:34:05.045 --> 00:34:06.129
to run your military intelligence?

00:34:06.213 --> 00:34:08.590
- How dare you speak to...
- Shut up, Morton.

00:34:10.967 --> 00:34:12.344
Conrad, we're leaving.

00:34:14.221 --> 00:34:15.222
Now!

00:34:26.024 --> 00:34:27.025
Your lordship?

00:34:27.568 --> 00:34:28.652
Let's just hope we don't make

00:34:28.735 --> 00:34:30.737
such a mess of things in Russia.

00:34:40.455 --> 00:34:42.958
One more dispatch box
for tonight, sir.

00:34:44.626 --> 00:34:45.627
Damn it, Morton.

00:34:45.710 --> 00:34:47.295
How much do you expect
a man to read?

00:34:47.462 --> 00:34:48.589
I'm terribly sorry, my lord.

00:34:48.672 --> 00:34:51.257
I would help, but I'm definitely...

00:34:51.425 --> 00:34:53.886
definitely more of a soldier
than I am a sailor.

00:34:54.052 --> 00:34:56.138
Well, go outside, man,
and get some air.

00:34:56.972 --> 00:34:58.140
Quite right.

00:36:02.788 --> 00:36:04.831
Five million dead.

00:36:06.542 --> 00:36:07.960
May God forgive me.

00:36:30.440 --> 00:36:32.734
First Ferdinand,
and now Kitchener.

00:36:32.818 --> 00:36:34.736
This was not an accident.

00:36:35.279 --> 00:36:36.363
Kitchener was your friend.

00:36:36.780 --> 00:36:39.074
Not to mention
this country's last hope.

00:36:39.157 --> 00:36:40.576
How can you be so calm?

00:36:40.742 --> 00:36:42.286
<i>My dear Oxford.</i>

00:36:42.452 --> 00:36:45.330
<i>I wanted to apologize
for our recent fracas.</i>

00:36:45.706 --> 00:36:48.750
<i>In my opinion,
Conrad is a fine young man.</i>

00:36:48.834 --> 00:36:50.919
He was betrayed.
We must do something.

00:36:51.378 --> 00:36:53.046
<i>Always ready
to face the world.</i>

00:36:53.213 --> 00:36:55.549
No, don't ignore me, Father.
You know it's true.

00:36:55.966 --> 00:36:57.801
You cannot keep running away
from problems.

00:36:57.926 --> 00:37:00.012
<i>But I shall, of course,</i>

00:37:00.095 --> 00:37:01.388
<i>respect your wishes</i>

00:37:01.471 --> 00:37:04.850
<i>and do everything I can
to keep him out of harm's way.</i>

00:37:04.933 --> 00:37:06.602
I don't believe
it was a German mine.

00:37:06.685 --> 00:37:08.228
There is something more afoot.

00:37:10.772 --> 00:37:12.441
And what if you're successful?

00:37:13.233 --> 00:37:14.359
What if you're successful

00:37:14.443 --> 00:37:15.986
and keep me locked away
as the world burns?

00:37:16.153 --> 00:37:18.322
<i>If all parents
shared your outlook,</i>

00:37:18.405 --> 00:37:20.073
<i>there would be no wars.</i>

00:37:20.616 --> 00:37:25.871
<i>But until that day comes,
I will no doubt be kept busy.</i>

00:37:26.496 --> 00:37:29.249
<i>I remain your friend, Kitch.</i>

00:37:33.545 --> 00:37:35.714
Your incessant need to protect me

00:37:35.881 --> 00:37:38.425
will not redeem your own failure
to protect Mother.

00:37:44.389 --> 00:37:46.308
I'm sorry, Father.

00:37:58.820 --> 00:37:59.821
No, no.

00:38:02.783 --> 00:38:04.034
I'm sorry.

00:38:08.872 --> 00:38:09.998
Follow me.

00:38:44.825 --> 00:38:47.035
Well, about time.

00:38:47.578 --> 00:38:49.121
Welcome to the club.

00:38:49.872 --> 00:38:51.498
Is he part of the briefing?

00:38:51.915 --> 00:38:53.083
Yes.

00:38:54.960 --> 00:38:56.295
Take a look.

00:39:02.134 --> 00:39:04.803
You see, this war
has made me realize

00:39:04.970 --> 00:39:07.222
that we cannot rely on politicians

00:39:07.306 --> 00:39:09.266
to do their job properly.

00:39:09.600 --> 00:39:11.810
So, I decided

00:39:12.436 --> 00:39:14.396
that we should
do something about it.

00:39:14.563 --> 00:39:16.523
This isn't making any sense
to me, Father.

00:39:16.690 --> 00:39:17.858
Let me explain.

00:39:18.150 --> 00:39:22.321
My reputation is of a man
not wanting to be involved,

00:39:22.404 --> 00:39:24.740
which means that my character

00:39:24.823 --> 00:39:28.243
finds it much easier
to be involved unnoticed.

00:39:28.660 --> 00:39:31.538
Just like domestic servants everywhere

00:39:31.622 --> 00:39:33.790
who are seen but not heard.

00:39:33.874 --> 00:39:36.043
Essentially invisible.

00:39:36.710 --> 00:39:39.588
Unless they're part
of the Oxford family, of course.

00:39:40.088 --> 00:39:42.966
Shola and Polly have gathered

00:39:43.133 --> 00:39:45.260
a network of domestics

00:39:45.344 --> 00:39:47.596
such as the world
has never seen.

00:39:47.930 --> 00:39:51.892
While British intelligence
listens at keyholes,

00:39:53.352 --> 00:39:56.021
our people
are actually in the room.

00:39:56.313 --> 00:39:57.564
- Very clever.
- Hmm.

00:39:57.773 --> 00:40:00.234
Now, after Ferdinand's assassination,

00:40:00.442 --> 00:40:03.737
I visited Gavrilo Princip
in his prison in Sarajevo.

00:40:21.129 --> 00:40:23.549
Thank you.

00:40:27.928 --> 00:40:29.304
Why did you kill my friend?

00:40:29.680 --> 00:40:32.558
It was the alcohol.
I was overcome.

00:40:35.394 --> 00:40:36.979
I'm just a simple Serb.

00:40:37.145 --> 00:40:41.775
A very expensive ring
for such a simple Serb.

00:40:42.192 --> 00:40:44.278
Ah, and a secret compartment.

00:40:44.444 --> 00:40:47.823
That smelled of almonds.
Therefore, cyanide.

00:40:48.156 --> 00:40:51.159
Princip's ring proves
he was not acting alone.

00:40:51.326 --> 00:40:54.288
There is, as you say, Conrad,
more afoot.

00:40:54.454 --> 00:40:55.455
Indeed.

00:40:57.124 --> 00:41:00.002
Your cousin's letter made us
extend our network to Russia

00:41:00.169 --> 00:41:01.461
and it paid off.

00:41:02.337 --> 00:41:05.174
The tsar's nanny found a ring
in Rasputin's chambers.

00:41:06.842 --> 00:41:08.844
<i>Identical to Princip's,</i>

00:41:08.927 --> 00:41:10.846
but with a tortoise
instead of a bear.

00:41:11.013 --> 00:41:13.056
Then I think we must
go to Russia immediately

00:41:13.140 --> 00:41:15.809
and find a way
to interrogate this monk.

00:41:15.976 --> 00:41:18.520
But by all accounts,
Rasputin is unbreakable.

00:41:19.396 --> 00:41:21.315
As long as he's alive,

00:41:21.398 --> 00:41:22.900
the tsar will never change his mind

00:41:22.983 --> 00:41:24.985
and with Russia out of the war,

00:41:25.527 --> 00:41:27.237
England is doomed.

00:41:27.779 --> 00:41:28.864
My lord.

00:41:34.036 --> 00:41:37.164
One life to save millions.

00:41:42.878 --> 00:41:43.962
So,

00:41:44.713 --> 00:41:47.925
the only way to honor the vow
I made to your mother

00:41:49.635 --> 00:41:52.763
is to break the vow
I made to myself.

00:41:54.348 --> 00:41:56.642
I'm afraid we have no other choice.

00:41:58.268 --> 00:42:02.814
It is time for us
to kill Grigori Rasputin.

00:42:08.278 --> 00:42:11.114
Rasputin has accepted
an invitation

00:42:11.198 --> 00:42:13.158
to your cousin's Christmas ball.

00:42:13.659 --> 00:42:15.452
The tsar's nanny informs me

00:42:15.536 --> 00:42:18.956
of Rasputin's weakness
for sweet cakes.

00:42:19.373 --> 00:42:22.334
And even sweeter boys.

00:42:23.377 --> 00:42:26.463
So, after the main course
is served,

00:42:27.047 --> 00:42:30.634
Conrad will entice Rasputin

00:42:31.134 --> 00:42:33.637
to a private dessert
in the summer room,

00:42:34.012 --> 00:42:37.432
where nanny's legendary
Bakewell tart,

00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:39.059
laced with poison,

00:42:39.810 --> 00:42:41.019
will be waiting for him.

00:42:41.186 --> 00:42:43.230
Polly, get baking.

00:42:44.231 --> 00:42:46.400
Yes. And don't forget the poison.

00:42:52.322 --> 00:42:54.408
Get him to eat
the cake. Understand?

00:42:54.575 --> 00:42:55.576
Yes, Father.

00:42:55.701 --> 00:42:58.287
Good.
Tonight we will be rogues,

00:42:58.912 --> 00:43:00.330
not Oxfords.

00:43:06.170 --> 00:43:09.965
Our guest of honor,
Father Rasputin.

00:43:55.302 --> 00:43:57.304
Are you waiters or Englishmen?

00:43:58.597 --> 00:44:01.600
Whatever you are,
get me a fucking drink.

00:44:01.892 --> 00:44:04.353
Are you a monk or a ballet dancer?

00:44:10.400 --> 00:44:13.237
I see you've mastered
the Beryozka glide.

00:44:13.862 --> 00:44:17.449
Why don't you glide over there
and get me a fucking drink?

00:44:24.248 --> 00:44:26.208
Englishmen.

00:44:26.500 --> 00:44:28.168
I like the English.

00:44:29.962 --> 00:44:33.090
But it's a long way to come
for a Christmas party.

00:44:33.423 --> 00:44:36.218
Well, for me, yes.
But not for my son,

00:44:36.593 --> 00:44:39.513
who is certainly
a lot more fun than I am

00:44:39.596 --> 00:44:40.722
in these dark days.

00:44:45.060 --> 00:44:46.770
I'm looking for someone
who can help me

00:44:46.854 --> 00:44:48.897
gain an audience with the tsar.

00:44:49.356 --> 00:44:50.983
Perhaps you can be of assistance.

00:44:51.483 --> 00:44:53.318
But I am just a humble monk.

00:44:53.402 --> 00:44:57.030
Mmm, a humble monk
that this whole room reveres

00:44:57.781 --> 00:44:59.324
or fears.

00:45:05.372 --> 00:45:08.542
I only make decisions
when my stomach is full

00:45:08.625 --> 00:45:10.669
or my balls are empty.

00:45:10.961 --> 00:45:14.590
Well, thank God
dinner is being served.

00:45:15.215 --> 00:45:16.466
So, uh,

00:45:16.925 --> 00:45:20.679
your father tells me
you like to have fun.

00:45:20.846 --> 00:45:24.558
Yes. I believe
I'm sufficiently open-minded.

00:45:25.309 --> 00:45:27.311
What is it that you Russians do

00:45:27.394 --> 00:45:28.645
that an Englishman can enjoy?

00:45:28.812 --> 00:45:30.772
Well, everything.

00:45:30.939 --> 00:45:34.109
Food, music, ballet,

00:45:34.276 --> 00:45:36.820
tobacco, art.

00:45:36.987 --> 00:45:38.530
But most of all...

00:45:42.451 --> 00:45:46.246
we like to fuck like tigers.

00:45:55.714 --> 00:45:59.718
Is that something
an English boy might enjoy?

00:46:02.554 --> 00:46:03.555
Yes.

00:46:03.764 --> 00:46:07.559
Hmm... But tonight
I do not want to teach.

00:46:11.063 --> 00:46:12.981
Change seats with your father.

00:46:16.318 --> 00:46:17.903
I'm so sorry
if I have offended you.

00:46:18.320 --> 00:46:21.114
Only if you consider
being boring offensive.

00:46:21.198 --> 00:46:22.950
Now do as you're told.

00:46:24.451 --> 00:46:25.452
Yes.

00:46:30.666 --> 00:46:33.460
Sorry, Father.
He wants us to swap places.

00:46:39.925 --> 00:46:42.553
Excuse me, forgive me. Forgive me.

00:46:50.060 --> 00:46:53.105
This leg is a fearful curse.

00:46:54.773 --> 00:46:56.775
You know, if I didn't
know any better,

00:46:56.859 --> 00:46:59.319
I'd say your son
was trying to fuck me.

00:47:00.279 --> 00:47:02.906
More likely you were
trying to fuck him.

00:47:03.407 --> 00:47:05.033
Your reputation precedes you.

00:47:05.200 --> 00:47:08.453
Well, if you know so much
about my reputation,

00:47:09.454 --> 00:47:11.290
put your leg in my lap.

00:47:11.748 --> 00:47:13.500
I may be able to fix it.

00:47:14.334 --> 00:47:16.128
- Here?
- Not here.

00:47:16.211 --> 00:47:19.339
Somewhere private, of course.

00:47:26.305 --> 00:47:28.265
Here we are.

00:47:32.394 --> 00:47:33.854
You are expecting someone?

00:47:34.438 --> 00:47:36.106
Yes, our nanny
is a wonderful cook,

00:47:36.190 --> 00:47:37.399
so she's made this cake

00:47:37.482 --> 00:47:40.152
as a gift for our host, the prince.

00:47:42.112 --> 00:47:43.113
Please,

00:47:44.489 --> 00:47:46.366
take your trousers off
and sit down.

00:47:47.910 --> 00:47:49.203
Certainly.

00:47:49.578 --> 00:47:52.164
I will make the room warm for you.

00:47:57.377 --> 00:47:59.004
In summer, I come here

00:47:59.087 --> 00:48:00.714
with my young friends.

00:48:01.423 --> 00:48:04.009
Swim naked in the bathing pond,

00:48:04.968 --> 00:48:10.015
then come inside
and fuck in front of the fire.

00:48:10.474 --> 00:48:11.767
Naturally.

00:48:12.935 --> 00:48:14.102
Ah, there we are.

00:48:14.520 --> 00:48:15.646
Trousers off.

00:48:23.987 --> 00:48:25.280
Mmm.

00:48:25.864 --> 00:48:26.865
Steady.

00:48:27.783 --> 00:48:29.368
Blood is life.

00:48:30.202 --> 00:48:33.872
Its flow is healing.

00:48:35.624 --> 00:48:38.627
And I can teach it where to flow.

00:48:44.174 --> 00:48:45.384
Hmm...

00:48:46.718 --> 00:48:47.928
- Oh.
- Hmm.

00:48:48.011 --> 00:48:50.639
Your wound was fixed superficially

00:48:50.722 --> 00:48:52.808
and with very poor needle work.

00:48:52.891 --> 00:48:53.976
Hmm.

00:48:57.020 --> 00:48:58.897
This cake is good, no?

00:48:59.398 --> 00:49:03.485
Yes. It's Bakewell tart.
It's my favorite.

00:49:03.777 --> 00:49:07.072
We can eat it together
when I put my trousers back on.

00:49:07.990 --> 00:49:11.243
No. Well, to do this properly,

00:49:13.453 --> 00:49:14.580
I will need energy.

00:49:21.295 --> 00:49:22.713
Hmm...

00:49:33.932 --> 00:49:34.933
It's very good.

00:49:35.434 --> 00:49:36.518
Hmm.

00:49:38.478 --> 00:49:39.605
Very English.

00:49:39.771 --> 00:49:43.192
- Yes. It's very English.
- Hmm.

00:50:09.009 --> 00:50:10.385
What's that noise?

00:50:10.469 --> 00:50:11.720
- We should go in.
- No, no.

00:50:11.887 --> 00:50:13.347
It's Rasputin, not your father.

00:50:13.430 --> 00:50:15.098
I think it's the poison killing him.

00:50:30.864 --> 00:50:33.909
Relax. Let the blood flow.

00:50:34.284 --> 00:50:35.827
- Let me lick your wounds.
- Yes.

00:50:35.994 --> 00:50:37.704
- Trust me. Trust me.
- Oh, God.

00:50:37.871 --> 00:50:39.414
- Oh, my, I can see it.
- Trust me.

00:50:39.581 --> 00:50:42.835
Don't worry, I will help you,
and you will help me.

00:50:45.754 --> 00:50:47.673
Why do you want to see the tsar?

00:50:49.132 --> 00:50:52.511
The tsar needs to stay in the war.

00:50:52.678 --> 00:50:54.596
What makes you think he won't?

00:50:55.722 --> 00:50:58.934
I'm told he's being influenced.

00:50:59.101 --> 00:51:00.644
Good. Now we are
getting somewhere.

00:51:00.811 --> 00:51:03.605
So, if you really want
your leg fixed,

00:51:03.730 --> 00:51:04.773
tell me the truth.

00:51:04.857 --> 00:51:06.066
Why are you here?

00:51:06.149 --> 00:51:07.234
I'm here...

00:51:07.317 --> 00:51:08.777
- Because?
- Because...

00:51:08.861 --> 00:51:10.279
- Because?
- Because...

00:51:10.362 --> 00:51:12.656
- Because?
- Because I'm going to kill...

00:51:26.587 --> 00:51:27.921
I apologize.

00:51:32.551 --> 00:51:33.635
Your cake...

00:51:39.224 --> 00:51:41.018
did not agree with me.

00:51:48.150 --> 00:51:49.318
Come!

00:51:50.944 --> 00:51:53.155
We must ice your leg.

00:51:53.864 --> 00:51:57.075
Only two minutes
in the cold water,

00:51:57.159 --> 00:51:58.994
and you will be like a new man.

00:52:02.873 --> 00:52:04.625
- My... My leg...
- Yes.

00:52:04.708 --> 00:52:06.376
- ...is healed.
- Yes.

00:52:06.543 --> 00:52:08.086
- Yes.
- Walk to me.

00:52:10.214 --> 00:52:12.841
No. No, no, no. Not the cane.

00:52:12.925 --> 00:52:13.926
Leave the cane.

00:52:14.092 --> 00:52:15.886
- Oh, yes.
- Leave the cane.

00:52:15.969 --> 00:52:18.430
I didn't believe you.

00:52:19.640 --> 00:52:22.643
Come to me. Come to me.

00:52:22.976 --> 00:52:25.896
- Why is Father laughing?
- I have no idea.

00:52:26.396 --> 00:52:29.358
Now let the cold...

00:52:29.441 --> 00:52:31.527
Russian water...

00:52:32.069 --> 00:52:34.404
heal you forever.

00:52:37.449 --> 00:52:42.329
Come. Come. Come. Come.

00:52:42.412 --> 00:52:45.082
- Oh!
- Come. Come.

00:52:45.249 --> 00:52:47.751
- Yes. Yes, yes.
- It's freezing.

00:52:47.918 --> 00:52:50.128
Let Mother Nature work her magic.

00:52:52.881 --> 00:52:54.299
Two minutes.

00:52:54.383 --> 00:52:56.635
Two minutes,
and you will be healed.

00:52:57.177 --> 00:52:59.012
You will be healed.

00:52:59.346 --> 00:53:01.306
Bakewell tart.

00:53:02.349 --> 00:53:06.061
Tell me, a lot of almonds
in Bakewell tart.

00:53:07.104 --> 00:53:09.898
What other ingredients
in Bakewell tart?

00:53:10.065 --> 00:53:12.359
I have no idea. I'm not a cook.

00:53:12.526 --> 00:53:13.735
Well, I am.

00:53:13.902 --> 00:53:18.031
And I also know
what else smells like almonds.

00:53:18.657 --> 00:53:20.033
Cyanide!

00:53:21.243 --> 00:53:23.453
If you really knew
my reputation,

00:53:23.620 --> 00:53:26.373
you'd know I take a little poison
for breakfast...

00:53:26.540 --> 00:53:29.042
- He's in trouble.
- ...to keep myself immune.

00:53:37.885 --> 00:53:39.595
Now, that's more like it.

00:53:41.430 --> 00:53:46.643
Time to dance...
on your graves.

00:53:50.147 --> 00:53:52.024
Go and help your father.

00:53:59.656 --> 00:54:02.409
Father. Father.
Oh, God. You're freezing.

00:54:02.784 --> 00:54:05.204
Father, are you all right? Breathe.

00:54:05.370 --> 00:54:07.748
I'm so cold. I'm so cold.

00:54:52.292 --> 00:54:53.377
Shola.

00:55:27.119 --> 00:55:28.620
Shola.

00:55:36.295 --> 00:55:38.088
Do it. Do it!

00:55:38.714 --> 00:55:39.715
Do it!

00:55:45.929 --> 00:55:47.222
Shoot me.

00:55:50.267 --> 00:55:52.477
Please kill me.

00:55:56.064 --> 00:55:57.858
Beautiful boy.

00:56:26.512 --> 00:56:28.263
I fixed your leg.

00:56:28.430 --> 00:56:32.226
Which is more than I can say
for your son's neck.

00:57:20.858 --> 00:57:23.902
Thank you for my new leg.

00:57:42.004 --> 00:57:43.046
Are you all right?

00:57:43.130 --> 00:57:45.340
I'm fine. Thank you.

00:57:45.507 --> 00:57:50.220
No. Thank you. You saved my life.

00:57:52.931 --> 00:57:54.558
And you, mine.

00:57:55.767 --> 00:57:57.394
- What about Shola?
- Oh.

00:57:58.270 --> 00:58:01.440
He'll be all right.
He just needs to sleep it off.

00:58:18.207 --> 00:58:21.210
Why is it that boys
are always so messy?

00:58:22.252 --> 00:58:24.713
Pick him up. It's time to go.

00:58:32.137 --> 00:58:35.516
You have got to be
fucking kidding me!

00:58:39.937 --> 00:58:44.399
I want you to pick up
where Rasputin failed.

00:58:44.566 --> 00:58:48.862
I don't care about your ideology
or your politics.

00:58:48.946 --> 00:58:51.448
Just start your fucking revolution

00:58:51.532 --> 00:58:54.785
and get Russia out of my war,

00:58:54.952 --> 00:58:56.161
Comrade Lenin.

00:58:56.245 --> 00:58:57.538
Yes, my Shepherd.

00:58:57.704 --> 00:58:59.790
When my revolution is complete,

00:58:59.873 --> 00:59:03.544
the flocks left will be so powerful,

00:59:03.627 --> 00:59:05.963
your one problem
will be finding my equal

00:59:06.046 --> 00:59:07.881
to balance from the right.

00:59:15.764 --> 00:59:17.266
What's wrong with him?

00:59:18.100 --> 00:59:21.270
Today your father broke
his vow of pacifism.

00:59:22.354 --> 00:59:23.814
But it was the right thing to do.

00:59:23.897 --> 00:59:27.276
Right or wrong,
it doesn't make it any easier.

00:59:28.819 --> 00:59:33.282
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

00:59:33.448 --> 00:59:37.995
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

00:59:38.161 --> 00:59:42.916
<i>♪ Happy birthday,
dearest Conrad ♪</i>

00:59:44.042 --> 00:59:49.673
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

00:59:52.634 --> 00:59:53.635
Good boy.

00:59:59.975 --> 01:00:01.226
To my son.

01:00:04.354 --> 01:00:05.689
Thank you.

01:00:06.231 --> 01:00:09.610
Today, you proved yourself a man

01:00:09.985 --> 01:00:13.363
and you've made us all very proud.

01:00:14.281 --> 01:00:17.576
A toast to our successful mission

01:00:17.743 --> 01:00:19.786
and my new leg.

01:00:24.583 --> 01:00:25.959
Happy birthday, Conrad.

01:00:26.293 --> 01:00:27.794
Happy birthday.

01:00:29.963 --> 01:00:30.964
Thank you, Father.

01:00:46.104 --> 01:00:48.065
I'm glad that we can
finally see eye to eye.

01:00:49.816 --> 01:00:51.109
Well, we can now.

01:00:54.530 --> 01:00:56.323
Now that I've blown out
19 candles,

01:00:56.406 --> 01:00:58.450
I'm sure you'll give me
your blessing

01:00:58.534 --> 01:01:02.287
as I join up and finally
fulfill my duty to my country.

01:01:03.830 --> 01:01:08.043
Conrad, you've just exceeded
your duty to your country.

01:01:09.169 --> 01:01:11.964
My wishes have nothing
to do with your age.

01:01:12.130 --> 01:01:15.384
Father, your wishes were only granted
because of my age.

01:01:16.343 --> 01:01:18.804
There's nothing you can do
to stop me now.

01:01:19.721 --> 01:01:22.683
All I ask for is your blessing, at least.

01:01:25.727 --> 01:01:27.396
I'm sorry, Conrad.

01:01:27.980 --> 01:01:30.065
But you're asking for the one thing

01:01:30.148 --> 01:01:33.193
that I cannot and I will not give you.

01:02:25.245 --> 01:02:26.246
My kaiser.

01:02:26.371 --> 01:02:28.540
Our naval blockade
around England

01:02:28.624 --> 01:02:30.834
has sunk another
American passenger ship.

01:02:31.168 --> 01:02:33.795
The American president
could soon run out of patience

01:02:33.962 --> 01:02:36.465
and if they join the war
on England's side,

01:02:37.132 --> 01:02:38.425
we will be defeated.

01:02:38.800 --> 01:02:40.928
There are no rules in war.

01:02:41.094 --> 01:02:44.765
And making England
starve to death is worth the risk.

01:02:44.848 --> 01:02:45.933
Hmm...

01:02:46.475 --> 01:02:48.602
But if you send this,

01:02:48.769 --> 01:02:51.146
it will mitigate the risk.

01:02:56.902 --> 01:02:58.153
Are you sure?

01:02:58.320 --> 01:02:59.988
Yes, my kaiser.

01:03:04.076 --> 01:03:05.160
Get me Zimmermann.

01:03:07.120 --> 01:03:09.373
Zimmermann,
telegraph the following.

01:03:16.046 --> 01:03:17.548
Send this immediately.

01:03:18.006 --> 01:03:20.884
Use the kaiser's top-level encoding.

01:03:24.721 --> 01:03:25.722
Gentlemen,

01:03:25.889 --> 01:03:28.183
we have a priority-one intercept.

01:03:28.350 --> 01:03:30.936
Whatever you're doing, cease now.

01:03:31.103 --> 01:03:33.105
We need this code cracked pronto.

01:03:36.650 --> 01:03:38.318
- Tea?
- Please.

01:03:47.077 --> 01:03:48.287
Good job, Rita.

01:03:48.453 --> 01:03:50.706
This code is what
the kaiser has been using.

01:03:50.873 --> 01:03:53.083
It must be unbelievably important.

01:03:53.166 --> 01:03:54.376
Can you break it?

01:03:55.085 --> 01:03:58.922
One! Two! Three! Four!

01:03:59.089 --> 01:04:01.592
<i>I'll need a lot more information.</i>

01:04:01.758 --> 01:04:03.510
Keep your eye on the enemy!

01:04:03.677 --> 01:04:04.720
Aim rifles to the left!

01:04:04.887 --> 01:04:05.888
Fire!

01:04:06.555 --> 01:04:07.890
Thank you.

01:04:08.390 --> 01:04:10.309
What makes the grass grow?

01:04:10.475 --> 01:04:12.352
Blood! Blood! Blood!

01:04:13.228 --> 01:04:14.229
<i>What're you gonna do?</i>

01:04:14.396 --> 01:04:15.981
Kill! Kill! Kill!

01:04:18.942 --> 01:04:20.027
Here's your tea.

01:04:21.862 --> 01:04:23.488
Quick! March!

01:04:26.825 --> 01:04:28.285
Mmm-hmm. <i>Ja.</i>

01:04:28.368 --> 01:04:30.662
I am using the cipher.

01:04:30.829 --> 01:04:33.498
Is the eight a "Z" or is it an "R"?

01:04:37.628 --> 01:04:38.962
<i>Godspeed to you all.</i>

01:04:39.129 --> 01:04:40.881
And remember...

01:04:41.048 --> 01:04:44.760
<i>"Dulce et decorum
est pro patria mori."</i>

01:04:44.927 --> 01:04:46.053
What does that mean?

01:04:46.220 --> 01:04:49.014
"It's sweet and proper
to die for one's country."

01:04:51.808 --> 01:04:53.977
Direct from Germany.

01:04:54.228 --> 01:04:55.229
Thank you.

01:05:01.693 --> 01:05:04.321
<i>Ja. I am using the cipher.</i>

01:05:04.780 --> 01:05:07.783
<i>Is the eight a "Z" or is it an "R"?</i>

01:05:09.826 --> 01:05:12.454
<i>A "Z." Thank you.</i>

01:05:23.048 --> 01:05:24.508
I've cracked the code.

01:05:25.050 --> 01:05:26.051
It's from Arthur Zimmermann,

01:05:26.134 --> 01:05:27.427
the German Secretary of State in Berlin

01:05:27.594 --> 01:05:29.555
to their ambassador in Mexico City.

01:05:29.847 --> 01:05:32.140
He proposes an alliance with Mexico.

01:05:32.307 --> 01:05:35.143
Germany wants to divert
America's attention,

01:05:35.227 --> 01:05:37.604
so they're asking Mexico
to invade America.

01:05:37.771 --> 01:05:38.897
In print, there.

01:05:39.064 --> 01:05:40.691
So, when President Wilson sees this,

01:05:40.774 --> 01:05:42.317
then he has no choice, but...

01:05:43.068 --> 01:05:44.278
He has to enter the war.

01:05:44.444 --> 01:05:46.238
And the war will be over.

01:05:46.864 --> 01:05:49.575
Well done. Oh, my dear Polly.

01:05:49.741 --> 01:05:51.285
Well done, you.

01:05:53.120 --> 01:05:54.621
You are incredible.

01:05:55.539 --> 01:05:57.541
And there's hope for Conrad.

01:06:02.171 --> 01:06:03.755
<i>Well done, Oxford.</i>

01:06:03.922 --> 01:06:06.091
<i>My idiot cousin, the kaiser,</i>

01:06:06.175 --> 01:06:08.135
has finally shot himself in the foot.

01:06:08.302 --> 01:06:10.512
You've hit a six
with this telegram, old boy.

01:06:10.596 --> 01:06:11.805
Kitchener would be proud.

01:06:13.390 --> 01:06:15.392
Well, I think champagne is in order.

01:06:15.601 --> 01:06:18.478
Uh, thank you, Your Majesty,
but I vowed not to drink

01:06:18.645 --> 01:06:22.733
until Conrad has returned
safely from the war.

01:06:22.900 --> 01:06:24.526
Why didn't you mention that earlier?

01:06:25.068 --> 01:06:27.154
I'll make sure the only action
your boy sees

01:06:27.237 --> 01:06:29.156
is sharpening the general's pencils.

01:06:29.239 --> 01:06:32.618
I'm not sure that's cricket.

01:06:36.121 --> 01:06:38.248
Orlando, you know how many
boys' lives you've saved

01:06:38.332 --> 01:06:39.416
with this telegram?

01:06:40.125 --> 01:06:41.835
At least let me save one.

01:06:45.756 --> 01:06:46.757
So,

01:06:47.633 --> 01:06:49.843
now that Conrad's safety is assured...

01:06:52.429 --> 01:06:53.931
to peace in our time.

01:06:54.681 --> 01:06:56.808
To peace in our time.

01:06:58.352 --> 01:07:01.188
King George is waiting
for your response, Mr. President.

01:07:01.355 --> 01:07:03.815
But how can this telegram be real?

01:07:03.982 --> 01:07:05.943
Not even the Germans
would be this stupid.

01:07:06.109 --> 01:07:08.695
- But, sir...
- I'm not doing a damn thing

01:07:08.862 --> 01:07:10.864
till I have undeniable proof.

01:07:11.323 --> 01:07:12.324
Douglas.

01:07:13.116 --> 01:07:15.035
Statesman on the rocks, please.

01:07:22.876 --> 01:07:25.337
Lieutenant Oxford reporting
for duty, sir.

01:07:26.505 --> 01:07:28.549
Ah, yes. Oxford.

01:07:29.299 --> 01:07:32.553
Lucky man. You've been
assigned back to London.

01:07:35.305 --> 01:07:37.266
Sir, there must be some mistake.

01:07:37.349 --> 01:07:39.518
No. Fortune favors the brave,

01:07:40.477 --> 01:07:42.646
or those under the king's gaze.

01:07:46.775 --> 01:07:47.943
Sir.

01:07:50.195 --> 01:07:51.238
Attention!

01:08:12.176 --> 01:08:13.260
Lance corporal.

01:08:13.760 --> 01:08:15.637
- Sir.
- What's your name?

01:08:15.804 --> 01:08:17.346
Lance Corporal Reid, sir.

01:08:18.140 --> 01:08:19.140
Follow me.

01:08:35.323 --> 01:08:37.283
Shola, I presume.

01:08:38.702 --> 01:08:39.703
Yes.

01:08:39.870 --> 01:08:42.163
Conrad has sent me to see the duke.

01:08:44.666 --> 01:08:45.667
And your name, sir?

01:08:46.376 --> 01:08:50.839
Good question.
It's a complicated answer.

01:08:51.006 --> 01:08:52.758
I can only tell the duke in person.

01:08:53.133 --> 01:08:54.593
Well, I still need a name.

01:08:54.760 --> 01:08:56.470
This is gonna sound stupid.

01:08:57.179 --> 01:08:59.305
But according to Conrad,
I'm Lancelot.

01:08:59.973 --> 01:09:01.642
You're Merlin,

01:09:01.725 --> 01:09:04.310
and I'm requesting an audience
with King Arthur.

01:09:05.687 --> 01:09:07.272
Follow me, sir.

01:09:10.067 --> 01:09:13.319
"Doubts persist
as to telegram authenticity.

01:09:13.487 --> 01:09:16.240
"Worried Wilson won't go to war."

01:09:16.406 --> 01:09:17.491
Idiots and fools.

01:09:17.573 --> 01:09:19.283
There's nothing left to debate.

01:09:20.702 --> 01:09:23.497
Polly, do you think
we can extend our network

01:09:23.580 --> 01:09:24.581
to the White House?

01:09:25.165 --> 01:09:27.292
Most of their household staff
were trained in England,

01:09:27.376 --> 01:09:28.460
so it shouldn't be a problem.

01:09:28.544 --> 01:09:29.877
Right. Well, let's get to work, then.

01:09:30.045 --> 01:09:32.256
- I'll get on to it right away.
- Thank you.

01:09:38.345 --> 01:09:39.429
Yes, come in.

01:09:41.473 --> 01:09:44.100
Your Grace. We have a visitor.

01:09:44.393 --> 01:09:45.394
Who is it?

01:09:46.019 --> 01:09:48.438
A friend of Conrad
saying he's Lancelot,

01:09:48.604 --> 01:09:50.064
asking to see King Arthur.

01:09:50.232 --> 01:09:52.024
What?

01:09:52.109 --> 01:09:53.902
That brings back fond memories.

01:09:53.986 --> 01:09:55.070
Um...

01:09:55.696 --> 01:09:56.822
Show him in, would you?

01:09:56.989 --> 01:09:57.990
Yes, sir.

01:09:58.866 --> 01:09:59.867
Sir.

01:10:02.452 --> 01:10:03.453
Who are you?

01:10:03.620 --> 01:10:06.373
Lance Corporal Reid
of the Black Watch, sir.

01:10:07.291 --> 01:10:08.375
So then why are you wearing

01:10:08.458 --> 01:10:10.127
a Grenadiers officer's uniform?

01:10:12.754 --> 01:10:13.839
This, uh...

01:10:15.716 --> 01:10:17.885
This will explain it better than I can.

01:10:18.302 --> 01:10:20.220
It's a wee bit surreal, sir.

01:10:25.058 --> 01:10:26.059
Hmm.

01:10:26.727 --> 01:10:27.728
Odd.

01:10:27.978 --> 01:10:30.647
It's a letter from Conrad.

01:10:31.815 --> 01:10:33.233
You're Lancelot.

01:10:35.277 --> 01:10:38.488
<i>Dear Father.
I, too, can play games.</i>

01:10:39.615 --> 01:10:42.117
<i>I've swapped places with Archie Reid,</i>

01:10:42.618 --> 01:10:44.036
<i>the man in front of you.</i>

01:10:44.453 --> 01:10:45.454
Archie?

01:10:45.746 --> 01:10:47.414
<i>- He's a good man...
</i>- Yes, sir.

01:10:47.581 --> 01:10:49.458
<i>...who is simply following my orders</i>

01:10:49.541 --> 01:10:52.377
<i>and is possibly
as confused as you are.</i>

01:10:52.794 --> 01:10:54.129
<i>Please ensure my actions</i>

01:10:54.213 --> 01:10:55.839
<i>don't get him into any trouble.</i>

01:10:56.548 --> 01:11:00.010
<i>Tomorrow I finally fulfill
my wish to go to the front.</i>

01:11:00.844 --> 01:11:03.096
<i>And in the meantime,
I enclose a poem</i>

01:11:03.931 --> 01:11:06.058
<i>which I thought
you might appreciate.</i>

01:11:07.559 --> 01:11:08.560
<i>"Bent double...</i>

01:11:10.145 --> 01:11:13.023
<i>"like old beggars under sacks...</i>

01:11:14.733 --> 01:11:18.445
<i>"Knock-kneed,
coughing like hags...</i>

01:11:19.988 --> 01:11:22.491
<i>"we cursed through sludge...</i>

01:11:23.575 --> 01:11:27.746
<i>"Till on the haunting flares
we turned our backs...</i>

01:11:28.872 --> 01:11:34.253
<i>"And towards our distant rest
began to trudge.</i>

01:11:39.007 --> 01:11:41.426
<i>"Men marched asleep.</i>

01:11:42.594 --> 01:11:46.223
<i>"Many had lost their boots,
but limped on...</i>

01:11:47.015 --> 01:11:48.559
<i>"blood-shod.</i>

01:11:50.394 --> 01:11:54.773
<i>"All went lame, all blind.</i>

01:11:55.816 --> 01:11:58.193
<i>"Drunk with fatigue...</i>

01:11:58.569 --> 01:12:00.654
<i>"deaf even to the hoots...</i>

01:12:00.737 --> 01:12:04.533
<i>"Of tired outstripped five-nines</i>

01:12:04.700 --> 01:12:06.410
<i>"that dropped behind."</i>

01:12:14.251 --> 01:12:15.252
New lads.

01:12:15.586 --> 01:12:16.879
Welcome to the front line.

01:12:17.045 --> 01:12:18.338
This trench will be your home
for the next six...

01:12:18.422 --> 01:12:20.966
I don't bloody believe it. Runner!

01:12:21.884 --> 01:12:23.343
Come on, lads!

01:12:33.770 --> 01:12:36.023
Well, come on, lads! Cover the man!

01:12:38.317 --> 01:12:40.319
Cover the man!

01:12:43.989 --> 01:12:45.157
Fire!

01:12:46.658 --> 01:12:47.743
Keep running!

01:12:53.665 --> 01:12:55.250
Hold your fire!

01:13:01.548 --> 01:13:02.883
Good effort, men.

01:13:03.759 --> 01:13:06.053
This war never stops surprising me.

01:13:06.470 --> 01:13:09.890
A German wavin' a Union Jack!
What's next?

01:13:10.682 --> 01:13:12.351
Allow me
to answer that, Sergeant Major.

01:13:12.518 --> 01:13:13.936
Fall in!

01:13:16.772 --> 01:13:19.399
That runner was actually a British spy.

01:13:19.566 --> 01:13:21.235
He was bringing me vital information.

01:13:21.902 --> 01:13:23.195
Our country needs
what he was carrying,

01:13:23.278 --> 01:13:25.489
and I therefore need six volunteers.

01:13:26.114 --> 01:13:28.075
You will accompany me
to retrieve what's left of him

01:13:28.158 --> 01:13:30.244
as soon as it's dark.

01:13:34.081 --> 01:13:35.249
Very good, lad.

01:13:36.625 --> 01:13:37.709
Who else?

01:13:39.837 --> 01:13:40.879
Sergeant?

01:13:42.172 --> 01:13:45.008
You five. One step forward. March!

01:13:46.969 --> 01:13:49.054
Five more brave volunteers, sir.

01:13:49.221 --> 01:13:52.683
Excellent. We move out at midnight.

01:14:33.432 --> 01:14:34.600
Hold your fire.

01:14:35.392 --> 01:14:36.768
If they hear us from the trenches,

01:14:36.852 --> 01:14:39.271
we'll be fired upon from both sides.

01:14:54.453 --> 01:14:56.163
Boom.

01:16:12.281 --> 01:16:13.490
Please...

01:16:14.741 --> 01:16:16.535
Please don't.

01:16:30.632 --> 01:16:31.717
I'm so sorry.

01:17:02.873 --> 01:17:03.874
What was that?

01:17:28.357 --> 01:17:29.358
It's over there.

01:17:29.441 --> 01:17:30.859
Don't shoot!

01:17:33.111 --> 01:17:34.112
No!

01:18:13.986 --> 01:18:16.280
Cease fire!

01:18:41.138 --> 01:18:42.723
First time out here, lad?

01:18:43.807 --> 01:18:45.475
Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:18:47.561 --> 01:18:48.979
Same side.

01:18:49.771 --> 01:18:51.398
Thank God for the Union Jack, eh?

01:18:55.777 --> 01:18:57.779
I can honestly say that my first time

01:18:57.863 --> 01:18:59.615
was worse than losing this leg.

01:19:02.451 --> 01:19:05.746
I'm so sorry, I shouldn't
be the one crying.

01:19:06.038 --> 01:19:08.540
Come over here and help me out.
I'm freezing.

01:19:14.379 --> 01:19:17.257
Come here. Come on.

01:19:25.474 --> 01:19:29.353
I thought... I thought I knew
what I wanted.

01:19:35.484 --> 01:19:37.736
My father warned me.

01:19:38.820 --> 01:19:42.032
My father warned me.
I... I didn't listen...

01:19:43.534 --> 01:19:45.827
and now it all makes sense.

01:19:49.998 --> 01:19:52.751
I didn't even get to say goodbye.

01:19:53.669 --> 01:19:57.798
Well, I suggest we solve
both our problems, yeah?

01:19:58.423 --> 01:19:59.883
Look.

01:20:00.634 --> 01:20:02.636
I need to get this
to high command.

01:20:03.053 --> 01:20:05.639
The contents could help
end this bloody war.

01:20:06.598 --> 01:20:09.893
As I won't be walking
any time soon,

01:20:11.186 --> 01:20:13.981
I suggest you finish the mission

01:20:16.191 --> 01:20:18.318
and go home to a hero's welcome.

01:20:18.861 --> 01:20:23.740
No, no. No. Off we go
to a hero's welcome.

01:20:43.927 --> 01:20:46.096
It's okay. I've got you.

01:20:55.355 --> 01:20:57.399
Shit. Hurry!

01:20:59.610 --> 01:21:01.737
Covering fire!

01:21:01.904 --> 01:21:03.197
Give them cover, lads!

01:21:06.617 --> 01:21:07.618
Fucking move!

01:21:11.371 --> 01:21:13.207
Take out the machine gunner!

01:21:13.665 --> 01:21:14.917
Cover him!

01:21:20.589 --> 01:21:23.133
Go!

01:21:23.300 --> 01:21:26.053
Run!

01:21:26.220 --> 01:21:28.514
- Let's go, man! Run!
- Run! Run! Run!

01:22:08.011 --> 01:22:10.055
You all right? You all right?

01:22:10.597 --> 01:22:12.891
Jesus Christ! You were amazin'!

01:22:12.975 --> 01:22:14.768
I've never seen anything like it.

01:22:14.935 --> 01:22:16.270
What the bloody hell
were you doing over there

01:22:16.353 --> 01:22:17.396
in the first place?

01:22:18.856 --> 01:22:20.941
You better ask him. Ask him.

01:22:21.400 --> 01:22:23.318
He'll explain everything.

01:22:24.403 --> 01:22:26.029
He took the full force
of that blast, sir.

01:22:26.196 --> 01:22:28.448
Yeah. But at least
you made it back, son.

01:22:29.032 --> 01:22:31.743
I tell you, if that ain't worth
a Victoria Cross,

01:22:31.827 --> 01:22:32.828
I don't know what is.

01:22:32.995 --> 01:22:34.413
I must carry on the mission.

01:22:34.580 --> 01:22:36.790
We need to get this
to high command immediately.

01:22:36.957 --> 01:22:39.877
I'll take you there myself.
What's your name, soldier?

01:22:41.003 --> 01:22:43.964
Archie. Lance Corporal Archie Reid.

01:22:44.131 --> 01:22:45.132
Archie Reid, did you say?

01:22:46.800 --> 01:22:47.801
Yes.

01:22:48.218 --> 01:22:49.303
That's right.

01:22:49.469 --> 01:22:50.971
Lance Corporal Archie Reid?

01:22:51.847 --> 01:22:54.016
Dog Platoon, First Battalion,
the Black Watch?

01:22:54.850 --> 01:22:55.851
Aye.

01:22:58.145 --> 01:22:59.938
Is that your best Scottish accent?

01:23:00.522 --> 01:23:01.523
You're not Archie Reid.

01:23:02.149 --> 01:23:04.151
Lance Corporal Archie Reid's
a friend of mine.

01:23:04.234 --> 01:23:06.028
And I've been looking for him all night.
So who are you?

01:23:06.111 --> 01:23:10.157
Yes, yes. You're right.
There's a simple explanation.

01:23:10.657 --> 01:23:11.992
- I'm not Archie Reid.
- Fuckin' German spy.

01:23:12.159 --> 01:23:13.243
I'm Conra...

01:23:34.723 --> 01:23:36.350
<i>Your son was killed in action, sir.</i>

01:23:49.446 --> 01:23:50.447
What?

01:24:33.907 --> 01:24:34.992
Polly.

01:24:38.412 --> 01:24:39.580
Polly.

01:24:51.508 --> 01:24:53.093
My son.

01:25:03.353 --> 01:25:04.813
Why?

01:25:16.700 --> 01:25:20.746
<i>"If in some smothering dreams...</i>

01:25:20.913 --> 01:25:22.706
<i>"you too could pace</i>

01:25:22.789 --> 01:25:25.542
<i>"behind the wagon
that we flung him in...</i>

01:25:26.376 --> 01:25:30.881
<i>"And watch the white eyes
writhing in his face...</i>

01:25:33.509 --> 01:25:38.805
"His hanging face,
like a devil's sick of sin...

01:25:39.431 --> 01:25:42.726
"If you could hear, at every jolt...

01:25:43.018 --> 01:25:47.272
"the blood, come gargling
from the froth-corrupted lungs...

01:25:48.649 --> 01:25:51.235
"Obscene as cancer...

01:25:52.277 --> 01:25:54.321
"bitter as the cud...

01:25:54.696 --> 01:26:00.285
"Of vile, incurable sores
on innocent tongues...

01:26:01.453 --> 01:26:02.829
"My friend...

01:26:03.956 --> 01:26:08.168
"you would not tell
with such high zest...

01:26:08.335 --> 01:26:11.046
"To children ardent for...

01:26:11.713 --> 01:26:13.882
"some desperate glory...

01:26:14.049 --> 01:26:15.926
"The old Lie...

01:26:17.386 --> 01:26:20.430
<i>"Dulce et decorum est...</i>

01:26:21.515 --> 01:26:24.101
<i>"Pro patria mori."</i>

01:26:25.978 --> 01:26:29.022
It is sweet and proper

01:26:29.898 --> 01:26:33.277
to die for one's country.

01:26:50.836 --> 01:26:54.298
I, Nikolai Aleksandrovich Romanov,

01:26:54.464 --> 01:26:56.508
Emperor of Russia,

01:26:56.675 --> 01:26:59.011
do hereby declare
my irrevocable determination

01:26:59.178 --> 01:27:01.263
to renounce the throne for myself

01:27:01.346 --> 01:27:02.347
and my descendants

01:27:02.514 --> 01:27:05.851
through this instrument
of abdication...

01:27:07.686 --> 01:27:09.229
immediately.

01:27:17.613 --> 01:27:19.573
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!

01:27:35.589 --> 01:27:37.674
The documents Conrad recovered

01:27:38.425 --> 01:27:40.302
turned out to be
the German ambassador's

01:27:40.385 --> 01:27:43.639
original handwritten telegram
that I cracked.

01:27:44.640 --> 01:27:47.267
It's the concrete proof America needed.

01:27:47.893 --> 01:27:50.729
America will now
have to join the war.

01:27:51.063 --> 01:27:54.024
Conrad succeeded where we all failed.

01:28:04.868 --> 01:28:05.994
My Shepherd.

01:28:07.287 --> 01:28:08.664
There is a code of honor

01:28:09.039 --> 01:28:11.834
and using a distraction
to your own advantage

01:28:11.917 --> 01:28:13.502
breaks that code.

01:28:13.669 --> 01:28:15.295
- What?
- Apologies, my Shepherd,

01:28:15.379 --> 01:28:17.297
but I have disturbing news.

01:28:17.464 --> 01:28:20.592
While your plan for Russia
has been a great success,

01:28:20.801 --> 01:28:24.555
my plan to keep America
out of the war has backfired.

01:28:25.180 --> 01:28:26.390
The American president

01:28:26.473 --> 01:28:28.183
is about to be given
the actual telegram

01:28:28.267 --> 01:28:29.768
I forced the kaiser to send.

01:28:30.143 --> 01:28:31.728
Such undeniable proof

01:28:31.812 --> 01:28:34.398
could provoke the Americans
into entering the war.

01:28:39.820 --> 01:28:41.154
<i>En garde.</i>

01:28:46.785 --> 01:28:50.080
I like a man who will admit
to his mistakes, I do.

01:28:50.539 --> 01:28:54.543
But I like more a woman
who can fix them.

01:28:54.877 --> 01:28:57.171
Have our American friend Dupont

01:28:57.296 --> 01:28:59.548
get Mata into the White House.

01:28:59.715 --> 01:29:01.758
Time for you to work your magic

01:29:01.842 --> 01:29:04.011
on the president, Mata.

01:29:04.178 --> 01:29:05.554
Now, go on.

01:29:06.638 --> 01:29:08.557
It's time to show the president

01:29:09.057 --> 01:29:11.560
who the real boss is.

01:29:21.153 --> 01:29:22.571
Will Your Grace be having tea?

01:29:25.949 --> 01:29:27.784
It's scotch time.

01:29:28.619 --> 01:29:30.287
Twenty-four hours a day.

01:30:07.491 --> 01:30:08.992
For the last time,

01:30:09.076 --> 01:30:10.577
I don't want any fucking tea!

01:30:10.744 --> 01:30:12.120
Neither do I.

01:30:13.664 --> 01:30:14.831
Sir.

01:30:17.793 --> 01:30:20.963
Though it looks like you could
use a strong one to sober up.

01:30:22.381 --> 01:30:24.341
I'm afraid it'll take
more than that, sir.

01:30:24.508 --> 01:30:26.802
Oh, well, maybe this
will do the trick.

01:30:26.969 --> 01:30:28.971
Russia's pulled
out of the war.

01:30:29.638 --> 01:30:32.140
The British Empire faces imminent defeat.

01:30:32.891 --> 01:30:35.519
America still refuses to join.

01:30:36.562 --> 01:30:39.481
I personally telephoned
President Wilson.

01:30:40.899 --> 01:30:42.985
He didn't deign to receive my call.

01:30:43.235 --> 01:30:45.904
Hmm. So, they got to him as well.

01:30:46.071 --> 01:30:47.573
- Indeed.
- Hmm.

01:30:48.615 --> 01:30:50.617
The kaiser's blockade is working.

01:30:51.368 --> 01:30:53.120
The people are hungry.

01:30:53.871 --> 01:30:56.957
The next revolution might be here.

01:30:58.500 --> 01:31:01.044
I've even been advised
to change my German surname

01:31:01.128 --> 01:31:03.714
Saxe-Coburg to Windsor.

01:31:04.339 --> 01:31:05.507
More English.

01:31:08.093 --> 01:31:09.970
I'm afraid, then, sir,

01:31:10.512 --> 01:31:12.556
that England is doomed.

01:31:19.980 --> 01:31:21.607
I wanted to give you this.

01:31:23.108 --> 01:31:24.151
For Conrad.

01:31:24.902 --> 01:31:27.529
A true hero.

01:31:29.656 --> 01:31:32.075
A man who knew his duty.

01:31:43.337 --> 01:31:46.757
Enough of this self-pitying poppycock.

01:31:47.424 --> 01:31:48.675
If it were just you...

01:31:49.218 --> 01:31:53.472
you and I, in our grief,
I'd say do as you will.

01:31:53.889 --> 01:31:57.309
Drown in drink, and I'd join you.

01:31:58.477 --> 01:32:00.020
But he's watching.

01:32:02.439 --> 01:32:05.150
And he would have been
such a better man.

01:32:09.530 --> 01:32:11.073
But he can't.

01:32:12.282 --> 01:32:16.119
He won't be that. Not anymore.

01:32:16.620 --> 01:32:20.916
So, you must, in his stead,

01:32:22.501 --> 01:32:25.504
be the man your son
would have been.

01:32:32.386 --> 01:32:35.347
Regretfully, I can no longer
remain in your service.

01:32:37.224 --> 01:32:38.684
Forgive me, my lady.

01:32:47.484 --> 01:32:49.528
My heart is broken as well.

01:32:50.571 --> 01:32:52.948
Polly. Polly.

01:32:54.908 --> 01:32:56.785
I do not accept your resignation.

01:32:59.413 --> 01:33:00.455
But...

01:33:01.874 --> 01:33:05.919
I will accept a very strong cup of tea.

01:33:39.036 --> 01:33:40.162
Looking better, Your Grace.

01:33:42.122 --> 01:33:43.832
Feeling better, Polly.

01:33:45.751 --> 01:33:46.960
So, what have I missed?

01:33:47.461 --> 01:33:49.755
We followed your last sober order

01:33:49.922 --> 01:33:52.966
<i>and extended our network
to the White House.</i>

01:33:53.133 --> 01:33:54.843
<i>The president's butler informed us</i>

01:33:54.927 --> 01:33:57.221
<i>that since receiving
the telegram Conrad recovered,</i>

01:33:57.429 --> 01:33:59.348
<i>the president hasn't been himself.</i>

01:33:59.515 --> 01:34:01.558
This may be the proof I asked for.

01:34:01.642 --> 01:34:03.101
But remember my election promise.

01:34:03.268 --> 01:34:04.853
Out of the war, not in.

01:34:05.020 --> 01:34:07.356
Douglas, get me a Statesman
on the rocks, now!

01:34:07.439 --> 01:34:09.024
<i>Constantly engaged</i>

01:34:09.107 --> 01:34:11.777
<i>in top-secret conversations
with his embassy in London.</i>

01:34:11.944 --> 01:34:14.196
And ignoring all advice
to go to war.

01:34:14.363 --> 01:34:16.448
And do we have someone
in the embassy?

01:34:16.615 --> 01:34:17.783
Of course.

01:34:18.242 --> 01:34:19.326
Mr. President...

01:34:19.701 --> 01:34:21.078
I don't know how to proceed.

01:34:21.286 --> 01:34:23.789
<i>We're meeting to discuss
her new demands.</i>

01:34:23.956 --> 01:34:25.415
- I see.
- She was very convincing.

01:34:25.582 --> 01:34:28.502
And she suggests we make
an unannounced visit at 3:00.

01:34:28.669 --> 01:34:32.130
Right, well. We had better
get a move on, then.

01:34:46.353 --> 01:34:47.521
Good afternoon.

01:34:47.604 --> 01:34:48.939
Please inform the ambassador

01:34:49.022 --> 01:34:50.899
the Duke of Oxford
is here to see him.

01:34:52.693 --> 01:34:53.902
Yes, Your Grace.

01:34:55.487 --> 01:34:56.905
Mr. Ambassador.

01:35:02.744 --> 01:35:03.912
<i>Why did you kill my friend?</i>

01:35:04.413 --> 01:35:05.706
It was the alcohol.

01:35:06.039 --> 01:35:07.040
I was overcome.

01:35:08.333 --> 01:35:10.377
<i>Thank you for your time,
Mr. Ambassador.</i>

01:35:13.922 --> 01:35:15.048
Hmm.

01:35:17.718 --> 01:35:19.678
If you wouldn't mind...

01:35:20.470 --> 01:35:23.724
I'm sorry. I couldn't help
admiring your scarf.

01:35:23.891 --> 01:35:25.601
An exquisite cashmere.

01:35:25.767 --> 01:35:27.144
Yes, it's very rare.

01:35:27.227 --> 01:35:30.230
Hmm. Do you know the test
of a truly pure cashmere?

01:35:31.565 --> 01:35:32.858
- A ring.
- Mmm-hmm.

01:35:33.066 --> 01:35:37.112
Yet, happily, you do not wear one.

01:35:37.779 --> 01:35:39.740
You are

01:35:41.116 --> 01:35:42.159
mistaken.

01:35:42.534 --> 01:35:43.911
Now that

01:35:45.120 --> 01:35:46.246
is disappointing.

01:35:46.413 --> 01:35:48.081
But this

01:35:49.499 --> 01:35:50.501
is not.

01:36:02.804 --> 01:36:04.556
I believe it's ungentlemanly
to hurt a woman,

01:36:04.723 --> 01:36:05.933
but since the fate of the world

01:36:06.016 --> 01:36:07.976
hangs in the balance,
I'm going to bend the rules.

01:36:08.143 --> 01:36:09.311
Now tell me who's behind this,

01:36:09.394 --> 01:36:12.189
or so help me
you'll never breathe again.

01:36:13.357 --> 01:36:15.150
You will have to kill me.

01:36:25.118 --> 01:36:27.412
Ah... Ambassador.

01:36:29.164 --> 01:36:30.916
- Is she dead?
- No.

01:36:31.333 --> 01:36:33.836
She has an extreme case
of hypoxia.

01:36:34.127 --> 01:36:36.129
She'll be fine, and so will you,

01:36:36.213 --> 01:36:38.924
as long as we have
an honest conversation.

01:36:46.723 --> 01:36:48.058
What you're lookin' at

01:36:48.141 --> 01:36:50.102
is the lady you strangled.

01:36:50.519 --> 01:36:53.188
She filmed herself
seducing the president

01:36:53.272 --> 01:36:54.982
and is now blackmailing us

01:36:55.065 --> 01:36:57.734
to not even think
about entering the war.

01:36:57.985 --> 01:37:01.613
We cannot risk the integrity
of the U.S. presidency.

01:37:01.697 --> 01:37:03.073
I'm sure.

01:37:03.323 --> 01:37:06.076
Now, if we can get that negative,

01:37:06.159 --> 01:37:08.078
then we will happily join England

01:37:08.161 --> 01:37:10.038
and put Germany out of business.

01:37:10.122 --> 01:37:12.416
Well, I suggest
you interrogate her.

01:37:12.916 --> 01:37:16.753
And I'll follow up on this.

01:37:18.714 --> 01:37:21.758
This is cashmere
from the Kamaliro goat.

01:37:22.843 --> 01:37:23.886
It's very rare.

01:37:24.553 --> 01:37:25.721
Where does it come from?

01:37:26.513 --> 01:37:29.224
Mr. Collins,
cashmere book number one, please.

01:37:31.560 --> 01:37:32.561
Thank you.

01:37:33.896 --> 01:37:36.481
It comes from here.

01:37:36.648 --> 01:37:38.192
The only place in the world

01:37:38.275 --> 01:37:40.277
where the Kamaliro goat breeds.

01:37:40.444 --> 01:37:42.446
Excellent. Shola,

01:37:42.946 --> 01:37:45.449
we're going
into the cashmere business.

01:38:03.175 --> 01:38:06.470
I can see six men guarding the lift.

01:38:07.262 --> 01:38:08.555
Ah...

01:38:08.639 --> 01:38:09.806
If you can call it that.

01:38:09.973 --> 01:38:12.851
Give the word and their numbers
will be reduced.

01:38:13.560 --> 01:38:14.561
Oh, no, Polly.

01:38:14.645 --> 01:38:16.897
The film's negative
is going to be up there.

01:38:17.064 --> 01:38:18.440
And that's our real prize.

01:38:18.607 --> 01:38:19.775
If these guards are alerted,

01:38:19.858 --> 01:38:21.568
then I don't think we'll make it up.

01:38:21.735 --> 01:38:23.862
It's vital that we control this lift.

01:38:29.493 --> 01:38:32.829
This is called a parachute.

01:38:33.288 --> 01:38:36.208
It means that one can jump
out of a plane safely.

01:38:37.709 --> 01:38:38.710
So,

01:38:39.503 --> 01:38:42.005
tomorrow at dawn I'll fly
the plane over the mountain

01:38:42.089 --> 01:38:43.590
and Shola will jump out.

01:38:44.258 --> 01:38:46.218
You land with the parachute,

01:38:46.385 --> 01:38:50.931
take control of the lift,
and then you fire this flare.

01:38:51.348 --> 01:38:52.766
It's a signal to me,

01:38:52.850 --> 01:38:54.726
by which time
I'll have landed the plane,

01:38:54.893 --> 01:38:57.062
made my way over
to the bottom of the lift,

01:38:57.145 --> 01:38:58.689
while Polly provides cover.

01:38:59.523 --> 01:39:02.442
Sir, I could do anything for you,

01:39:02.609 --> 01:39:05.112
but I cannot jump out of an airplane.

01:39:05.487 --> 01:39:07.322
And it's not that I wouldn't try,

01:39:08.615 --> 01:39:10.784
it's that I know I'd let you down.

01:39:11.618 --> 01:39:14.121
Yes. Well, I appreciate
your fear of heights,

01:39:14.288 --> 01:39:17.541
but I am the only one
who can fly. So...

01:39:17.833 --> 01:39:19.626
But you wouldn't
have to land the plane.

01:39:19.793 --> 01:39:22.004
You just have to land yourself.

01:39:23.672 --> 01:39:26.091
Hmm. Well, it, um...

01:39:27.134 --> 01:39:29.720
It would be bad form to ask
a man to do something

01:39:29.803 --> 01:39:32.055
that I wouldn't do myself.

01:39:32.222 --> 01:39:36.059
All right, Shola,
get ready for my signal.

01:39:37.519 --> 01:39:39.021
We go at dawn.

01:41:22.916 --> 01:41:24.126
Whoa.

01:41:58.202 --> 01:41:59.286
Oh...

01:43:41.430 --> 01:43:42.431
Shit!

01:43:57.613 --> 01:43:58.822
Oh!

01:44:19.343 --> 01:44:22.804
Shh. That's it. That's it.

01:44:34.525 --> 01:44:36.401
Answer the question, Dupont.

01:44:36.568 --> 01:44:39.446
Do you know where Mata is?

01:44:39.613 --> 01:44:40.614
No. I...

01:44:40.697 --> 01:44:42.699
Well, you fuckin' should.

01:44:42.866 --> 01:44:45.244
Because I sent her
to the American Embassy,

01:44:45.327 --> 01:44:47.871
and she hasn't been
seen since!

01:44:49.540 --> 01:44:50.916
Do you see this?

01:44:51.083 --> 01:44:54.586
If the American president
thinks he can fuck me too,

01:44:54.753 --> 01:44:56.588
he is very much mistaken.

01:44:56.755 --> 01:44:59.174
Take this negative to the press,

01:44:59.258 --> 01:45:01.593
and it will ruin his reputation.

01:45:01.760 --> 01:45:05.430
War will be the last thing
on the Americans' mind.

01:45:05.597 --> 01:45:07.432
And when the scandal is over,

01:45:07.516 --> 01:45:10.894
make sure the new president
is in our pocket!

01:45:11.103 --> 01:45:13.063
Go on. Run! Run!

01:45:13.438 --> 01:45:14.982
All the way to the White House.

01:45:21.029 --> 01:45:22.239
Let's check the other side.

01:45:22.406 --> 01:45:24.116
Let's go around to the south.

01:45:26.702 --> 01:45:28.912
Make it snappy, pal!

01:45:35.335 --> 01:45:36.336
Hey!

01:45:43.719 --> 01:45:45.345
What the hell?

01:45:52.394 --> 01:45:53.854
Buddy, what's the holdup?

01:46:02.237 --> 01:46:03.238
Look!

01:46:04.031 --> 01:46:05.199
There's the signal.

01:46:05.407 --> 01:46:07.743
Get to the lift. I'll cover you.

01:46:21.131 --> 01:46:22.132
Up on the hill!

01:47:23.569 --> 01:47:26.071
Who the hell is that guy?

01:47:46.592 --> 01:47:50.679
Shola! Stop fuckin' about!
Get on that counterweight!

01:48:05.319 --> 01:48:07.029
Oh, fuck!

01:48:07.696 --> 01:48:08.697
Oh...

01:48:35.140 --> 01:48:37.559
Thank God you're here.

01:48:38.602 --> 01:48:41.480
This plan hasn't exactly gone
by the numbers.

01:48:47.736 --> 01:48:49.530
Polly. Do you have the film?

01:48:49.696 --> 01:48:51.823
I have the negative
in my hand, Your Grace.

01:48:52.407 --> 01:48:53.742
Well done.

01:48:53.909 --> 01:48:55.536
So we have what we came for.

01:48:55.619 --> 01:48:58.956
Yes. But the cause of all this mayhem
is still in there.

01:48:59.289 --> 01:49:01.834
Enough of dealing
with tentacles, Shola.

01:49:02.000 --> 01:49:03.752
It's time to cut off the head.

01:49:04.586 --> 01:49:06.380
It's good to have you back, sir.

01:50:01.685 --> 01:50:06.064
You have got to be
fucking kidding me.

01:50:06.315 --> 01:50:08.525
The thorn in my side

01:50:08.609 --> 01:50:12.446
has just been
a peace-loving English rose.

01:50:13.071 --> 01:50:17.034
The Duke of Oxford.
Good day to you, sir!

01:50:17.993 --> 01:50:19.786
You are the very symbol

01:50:19.953 --> 01:50:22.164
of everything I'm tryin' to destroy.

01:50:22.331 --> 01:50:24.082
Aristocrats like you

01:50:24.166 --> 01:50:27.461
stole my parents' mill
in Scotland when I was a lad.

01:50:27.920 --> 01:50:31.632
Entitlement has "title" in it
for a reason, no? Huh!

01:50:32.925 --> 01:50:36.094
I'm gonna fucking love
killing you.

01:50:36.261 --> 01:50:38.972
Come to papa, you posh prick!

01:50:50.025 --> 01:50:51.026
I'm out.

01:51:07.793 --> 01:51:10.546
The sound of silence.

01:51:11.255 --> 01:51:14.758
It's my understanding that you, Duke,

01:51:14.842 --> 01:51:16.927
are a formidable swordsman.

01:51:17.719 --> 01:51:22.891
What say we end this shite
as gentlemen?

01:51:23.892 --> 01:51:25.143
After all,

01:51:25.686 --> 01:51:28.105
manners maketh man.

01:51:28.814 --> 01:51:32.025
A gentleman does not hide
in the shadows.

01:51:33.193 --> 01:51:34.194
Aye.

01:51:47.124 --> 01:51:48.750
Surprise.

01:51:57.050 --> 01:51:58.260
Morton.

01:51:59.970 --> 01:52:00.971
You see,

01:52:01.638 --> 01:52:02.764
<i>a little misplaced trust</i>

01:52:02.848 --> 01:52:04.892
<i>allows one to get away with murder.</i>

01:52:05.058 --> 01:52:08.228
This debate should happen
after we have won the war.

01:52:09.563 --> 01:52:13.150
I suggest we go to Russia,
and we sort it out ourselves.

01:52:13.317 --> 01:52:14.943
<i>And in poor Kitchener's case,</i>

01:52:17.446 --> 01:52:18.906
<i>quite literally.</i>

01:52:22.743 --> 01:52:24.203
Spoken like a true traitor.

01:52:24.661 --> 01:52:27.122
As far as I'm concerned, his blood...

01:52:30.250 --> 01:52:32.544
...that's on your grubby hands.

01:52:35.088 --> 01:52:36.256
Two on one?

01:52:37.090 --> 01:52:39.468
Behaving like a true gentleman.

01:52:44.097 --> 01:52:45.766
You're delusional.

01:52:46.475 --> 01:52:47.601
And you've killed millions.

01:52:49.144 --> 01:52:51.939
What say one more,
for good measure?

01:52:52.731 --> 01:52:53.732
Hey!

01:53:30.185 --> 01:53:32.354
Come on, old man.

01:53:32.437 --> 01:53:34.022
Get up.

01:53:35.148 --> 01:53:36.608
I said, get up!

01:54:58.273 --> 01:55:00.943
Fuck this gentleman shite.

01:55:24.967 --> 01:55:26.385
Fuck's sake.

01:55:33.433 --> 01:55:35.310
You bastard.

01:56:12.097 --> 01:56:15.976
Give my regards
to dear old Kitch, yeah?

01:56:34.536 --> 01:56:37.456
You can't do it.
You can't let me fall.

01:56:37.748 --> 01:56:39.875
It goes against your every belief.

01:56:39.958 --> 01:56:42.461
You are a pacifist.

01:56:43.337 --> 01:56:45.839
And I'm now completely reliant

01:56:45.923 --> 01:56:47.341
on your mercy, old boy.

01:56:47.508 --> 01:56:50.969
You're right. I shouldn't let you fall.

01:56:51.386 --> 01:56:56.475
Only now I have become the man
that my son would have been.

01:56:59.895 --> 01:57:01.730
You...

01:57:30.217 --> 01:57:31.218
Sir.

01:57:31.593 --> 01:57:33.470
Shola, are you all right?

01:57:34.471 --> 01:57:36.598
We've been through worse, Your Grace.

01:57:38.016 --> 01:57:40.769
So, you'd jump
in front of a bullet for me,

01:57:40.853 --> 01:57:42.688
but not out of an airplane?

01:57:44.231 --> 01:57:45.899
So it would seem.

01:57:47.150 --> 01:57:48.527
Thank you, my friend.

01:57:48.694 --> 01:57:50.153
My pleasure.

01:57:51.905 --> 01:57:53.657
- So, Shola.
- Hmm?

01:57:54.074 --> 01:57:56.618
How are we going
to get down from here?

01:58:09.256 --> 01:58:10.674
Come in.

01:58:11.341 --> 01:58:14.678
Mr. President, Chef has made
your favorite peanut butter cookies.

01:58:19.933 --> 01:58:21.310
Thank you.

01:58:37.451 --> 01:58:38.660
Oh...

01:58:39.161 --> 01:58:42.122
Get me the generals, immediately.

01:58:46.418 --> 01:58:48.670
We're goin' to war!

01:59:04.770 --> 01:59:08.357
This victory is all down to you

01:59:08.524 --> 01:59:11.527
and your fine son, Conrad.

01:59:11.902 --> 01:59:14.988
And the courage
of so many others, sir.

01:59:15.155 --> 01:59:16.490
Of course.

01:59:18.116 --> 01:59:20.869
Britain thanks you. And I thank you

01:59:21.203 --> 01:59:23.372
for ensuring that
I didn't meet the same fate

01:59:23.455 --> 01:59:24.706
as my cousins.

01:59:25.749 --> 01:59:28.544
<i>Wilhelm's abdication
was understandable,</i>

01:59:29.753 --> 01:59:31.755
<i>but what happened to Nicholas...</i>

01:59:34.633 --> 01:59:36.093
...was despicable.

01:59:36.260 --> 01:59:37.886
It was, sir.

01:59:38.053 --> 01:59:39.847
I owe you a great personal debt

01:59:39.930 --> 01:59:41.932
that I still have my crown.

01:59:44.518 --> 01:59:46.019
In that case,

01:59:46.103 --> 01:59:49.690
would you meet me tomorrow
at Kingsman, 3:00?

01:59:49.857 --> 01:59:51.942
- A tailor shop?
- Yes, sir.

01:59:52.109 --> 01:59:54.778
Number 11, Savile Row.

01:59:59.992 --> 02:00:03.245
All of us here today are united,

02:00:03.328 --> 02:00:07.040
sadly, in losing
our sons and friends

02:00:07.207 --> 02:00:09.251
in this terrible war.

02:00:09.334 --> 02:00:12.171
What happened to this
generation of young men

02:00:12.254 --> 02:00:14.173
must never happen again.

02:00:14.423 --> 02:00:17.634
I believe the terms
of Versailles are too onerous,

02:00:17.801 --> 02:00:22.139
too extreme, and could
precipitate another war.

02:00:22.306 --> 02:00:25.058
What the world needs
is an organization

02:00:25.142 --> 02:00:26.435
that can channel its resources

02:00:26.518 --> 02:00:30.981
towards preserving peace
and protecting life.

02:00:31.148 --> 02:00:33.984
An independent
intelligence agency

02:00:34.151 --> 02:00:37.154
operating at the highest level
of discretion,

02:00:37.321 --> 02:00:39.573
above the politics and bureaucracy

02:00:39.656 --> 02:00:42.701
of government-run spy organizations.

02:00:43.452 --> 02:00:44.703
To that end,

02:00:45.537 --> 02:00:48.540
I have acquired this shop.

02:00:48.707 --> 02:00:53.629
And I propose that we become
the founding members of

02:00:54.296 --> 02:00:56.965
the Kingsman agency.

02:00:58.634 --> 02:01:00.552
My code name will be...

02:01:02.304 --> 02:01:03.430
Arthur.

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And if you agree to join me,

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you may turn over your place card,

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where you will find
your own code name.

02:01:12.356 --> 02:01:14.399
I am Galahad.

02:01:18.487 --> 02:01:19.947
I am Lancelot.

02:01:21.573 --> 02:01:24.368
I am Bedivere.

02:01:27.663 --> 02:01:29.623
I am Percival.

02:01:29.790 --> 02:01:30.874
Excellent.

02:01:32.167 --> 02:01:35.254
And this is Merlin,

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who will be our quartermaster.

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May our sons and friends
rest in peace.

02:01:43.011 --> 02:01:46.265
And long live the Kingsman.

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The Kingsman.

02:02:10.914 --> 02:02:12.791
<i>♪ Your body ♪</i>

02:02:12.875 --> 02:02:16.628
<i>♪ Moves like a river
through a house of stone ♪</i>

02:02:17.588 --> 02:02:19.298
<i>♪ So softly ♪</i>

02:02:19.381 --> 02:02:22.926
<i>♪ Like a shadow
never comes undone ♪</i>

02:02:24.386 --> 02:02:26.680
<i>♪ You can never know ♪</i>

02:02:26.763 --> 02:02:30.475
<i>♪ Your destiny ♪</i>

02:02:30.559 --> 02:02:33.395
<i>♪ Or what the mirror shows you ♪</i>

02:02:33.478 --> 02:02:37.232
<i>♪ Isn't real ♪</i>

02:02:37.316 --> 02:02:40.402
<i>♪ Only you can ♪</i>

02:02:40.485 --> 02:02:43.363
<i>♪ Truly understand ♪</i>

02:02:43.447 --> 02:02:47.701
<i>♪ The measure of a hero ♪</i>

02:02:47.784 --> 02:02:53.457
<i>♪ Is the measure of a man ♪</i>

02:02:54.625 --> 02:03:01.089
<i>♪ The measure of a man ♪</i>

02:03:02.299 --> 02:03:04.009
<i>♪ Nobody ♪</i>

02:03:04.092 --> 02:03:07.721
<i>♪ Sees the man behind
the face you show ♪</i>

02:03:08.722 --> 02:03:10.474
<i>♪ Nobody ♪</i>

02:03:10.557 --> 02:03:14.061
<i>♪ Feels the burden
that is yours alone ♪</i>

02:03:15.562 --> 02:03:17.731
<i>♪ You can never know ♪</i>

02:03:17.814 --> 02:03:21.568
<i>♪ Your destiny ♪</i>

02:03:22.027 --> 02:03:24.696
<i>♪ Or what the mirror shows you ♪</i>

02:03:24.780 --> 02:03:28.534
<i>♪ Isn't real ♪</i>

02:03:28.617 --> 02:03:31.745
<i>♪ Only you can ♪</i>

02:03:31.828 --> 02:03:34.873
<i>♪ Truly understand ♪</i>

02:03:34.957 --> 02:03:39.586
<i>♪ The measure of a hero ♪</i>

02:03:39.670 --> 02:03:46.176
<i>♪ Is the measure of a man ♪</i>

02:03:47.719 --> 02:03:50.722
Now it's time to address
the balance of my new flock.

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Thanks to you, Comrade,
our left hand is strong.

02:03:53.517 --> 02:03:54.768
But as you once said,

02:03:54.852 --> 02:03:56.854
our right hand
now needs strengthening.

02:03:58.355 --> 02:03:59.648
Come in.

02:04:05.112 --> 02:04:06.363
Don't be shy.

02:04:06.780 --> 02:04:07.948
Come, come.

02:04:12.452 --> 02:04:13.453
My Shepherd.

02:04:14.121 --> 02:04:16.206
This young man will come to rival

02:04:16.290 --> 02:04:18.625
your position in this world, my friend.

02:04:19.710 --> 02:04:21.837
It is an honor, Comrade Lenin.

02:04:23.922 --> 02:04:25.591
And your name?

02:04:27.342 --> 02:04:29.052
Adolf Hitler.

02:04:39.621 --> 02:05:52.481
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