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Tonight in London,
we have the night of nights.
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Damn, there is so much talent
in this city.
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The Triple-A Rated
Bodyguard of the Year Awards.
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Who you most excited
to see tonight, Mike?
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Oh, my God, I mean, there is
only one white-hot favorite here, Steve,
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and, you know, this bodyguard
has had the best client list,
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the best evasive-car maneuvers,
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the best gun-handling skills.
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Christ,
he even has the best hair,
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and he actually insists
his clients wear seat belts.
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He's the bodyguard
that needs no introduction.
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Michael Bryce is
the clear favorite this year.
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The final award for the
Triple-A Bodyguard of the Year.
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And the winner is...
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my personal hero,
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Michael Bryce!
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Yes!
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What?
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Well done, mate.
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Good job, Michael.
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So heavy.
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Whoo!
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Wow. Uh, I just...
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I just want to, um...
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Darius?
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- Kurosawa.
- Michael-san.
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Safe travels.
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Why couldn't you protect me?
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Ticktock, motherfucker.
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And how often
do you have this dream?
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- Just once...
- Oh. Well, that's not too...
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- ...a night.
- Right.
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Mostly when I'm asleep.
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It's what my life
was supposed to be.
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I was the perfect
executive protection agent
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till I lost it all when Darius Kincaid
killed my most important client.
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Darius Kincaid,
is he a relative of yours?
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God, no.
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He's a hitman wanted for, like,
a zillion murders around the world.
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Even took a bullet for him.
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The Bodyguarding Committee,
they wouldn't recognize it.
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Apparently, they don't take
kindly to protecting sociopaths.
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So in two weeks, I have to go
in front of a tribunal
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and try to get my Triple-A
rated license back.
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To deal with the future,
we sometimes have to deal with the past.
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Quite often validation issues
stem from a disapproving father.
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I don't have validation issues.
I have a licensing issue.
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I am a bodyguard
without a license.
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That's like being a belly
dancer without a torso.
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I'm thinking you need to
forget bodyguarding for a while
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and find happiness within.
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Within what?
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Within yourself.
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Happiness in who you are.
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I'm listening.
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Well, first things first,
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I think, uh, all the guns and
violence are weighing on your soul.
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So you need to get away
and clear your mind,
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and then you can find
your future self.
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Wait, wait. Like...
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Like a cool futuristic
bodyguard with super powers?
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No, will you stop...
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Stop thinking
about bodyguarding.
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Do you have
a dream vacation at all?
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I've heard Italy is lovely at this
time of year, so how about Tuscany?
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No, no, no. Not Tuscany. No Tuscany.
Anything but Tuscany.
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Okay, uh, Capri then.
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Capri.
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Like the pants.
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Also, a lot of clients
find it helpful
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writing journal letters
to their future self
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or recording voice memos.
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What if I call him?
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I could leave him voice messages.
I have my phone with me all the time.
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Joanne, this is great.
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I feel like we're making
really great progress here.
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So do I, yeah.
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And don't feel like you need
to check in with me again.
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I mean, this is very much
your journey now.
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- My journey.
- You've graduated therapy.
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Graduated?
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Repeat after me.
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"No bodyguarding."
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N... No...
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Body...
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...bodyguarding.
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- Good. And no guns.
- Hmm.
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No guns.
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Wait. No, no, hold on.
Can I, uh...
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- Can I keep my pen knife though?
- Yeah.
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- It's a very functional tool.
- You can keep your pen knife.
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Just you and your future self
finding happiness within.
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- Future self.
- That's the only two people
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that you need to be protecting
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- right now, okay?
- Right. Yeah. Okay.
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- I can't believe I graduated therapy.
- I know. Congratulations.
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Jesus Christ!
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Fuck.
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After two
years of crippling EU sanctions,
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Greece's economy has spiraled
into free fall,
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causing mass demonstrations,
civil unrest and nationwide strikes.
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We now cross live as the head
of the EU, Mr. Walter Fiscer,
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will announce his decision.
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In four days' time,
at the end of the fiscal year,
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the European Union will
impose further economic
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and financial sanctions
on the nation of Greece.
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There will be no questions.
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We are moving Mr. Fiscer to the
extraction point. Prepare the helicopter.
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Today's
announcement of further sanctions
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has led to mass rioting
on the streets of Athens,
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with thousands of protesters
causing widespread damage...
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Do you know that Greece is the
motherland of civilization?
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She gave the world
art and science,
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culture...
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and tragedy.
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Aristotle,
if this is about the decision...
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- You must reverse it.
- There is no way.
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It was a democratic vote.
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You have suffocated
my country, Mr. Fiscer.
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But mark my words.
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In four days' time,
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at the exact moment your
sanctions will commence,
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all of Europe's
infrastructure will burn.
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Financial markets will collapse,
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and millions of lives will be lost...
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...while Greece will return
to her rightful place
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as the center of civilization!
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Hello,
you've reached Michael Bryce.
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Please leave a message
and have a Triple-A day.
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Hey there, future Michael.
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It's today Michael. I'm not
great at first impressions.
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I just want to say that I think you'd be
proud to know that I graduated therapy.
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I'm officially on sabbatical,
and to be honest,
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I don't know why
I didn't do this sooner.
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It's only been 12 hours,
but already the world feels more abundant,
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as if somehow it's been waiting
for me to make this change.
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I think about my license,
and I ask myself,
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"What was I so worked up about?"
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In fact, for the first time
since Kincaid killed Kurosawa,
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I'm starting to imagine
a life without bodyguarding.
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Or guns or blood.
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I know this sounds crazy,
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but this really feels
like a new beginning...
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Let's go, Breece!
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Hey!
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- What's going on?
- Come on!
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I think I know you.
Don't I know you?
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I'm Sonia Kincaid.
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The mafia took my husband.
We have to go get him.
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No, no, no. I'm not
getting involved in this.
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I'm under strict
psychological orders that...
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How did you find me?
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Where the fuck is he?
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Come on!
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Hold on a second.
Finally, Darius isn't haunting my dreams...
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If you don't help me,
I am gonna put my strap-on on
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and I am gonna fuck your dreams until
they wish they were your nightmares.
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Motherfuckers!
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First of all,
your mouth needs an exorcism.
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Second of all,
why does he need my help?
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He said, "Get Michael Breece."
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- He said that?
- Yes!
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- I thought he hated me.
- Come on. Let's go!
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You are vile!
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What did he say exactly?
What was Kincaid's tone?
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Who gives a fuck?
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Come on! Let's go!
Get on it! Get on it!
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- Take the gun.
- No, I'm not doing guns right now.
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I got it.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait, wait, wait!
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No, no, no!
There's gotta be a safer way down!
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There's gotta be a safer way down.
Maybe like a switch... Okay.
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Really? Go!
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So where is he?
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They took him from me, Breece.
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We were gonna go
on our honeymoon.
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We were gonna take
a road trip through Italy.
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I always dreamt of it,
you know?
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Everything was going to be
so romantic, so perfect!
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And then this fucking hijo de puta
cucaracha motherfucker took off
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on the most exciting moment of
our first night of our honeymoon.
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The next thing I know, the phone rings...
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- ...and he's been captured by the mafia.
- Baby, I need help!
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But he's a workaholic, Breece.
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I know he took
a motherfucking job.
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Well, he is a monster.
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I just want him to provide me
with the stability
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that we need
to start the family.
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Did you say "family"?
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We're trying to have a baby.
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May God have mercy on our souls.
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We have fucked
so hard and so tenderly,
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- and in so many different places...
- Mmm.
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- ...and positions and...
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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...and I just haven't
gotten pregnant.
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You know what I think the problem is?
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- Biology.
- Yeah.
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- Mi diamante is too tight.
- Your what?
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My pussy, motherfucker.
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- My pussy is just too tight.
- Oh. Oh.
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And since Dario uses all this
testosterone, he eats macho shit,
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the whiny sperm abort the
mission halfway up my pussy pipe.
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Hi.
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I'm going to be
such a good mother.
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I can't imagine anyone gooder.
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Do you have pepper spray?
I'm on sabbatical.
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Good evening, gentlemen.
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Who's that?
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The client we never get to meet?
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Your concern
is the demonstration.
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So please demonstrate.
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Data junctions are always
encased in tungsten carbide.
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The only thing harder
is diamond.
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There are thousands of data
junctions across Europe,
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each of them located
by classified coordinates.
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The bigger the junction you wish to
hack, the bigger the drill you will need.
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Then it's just a matter
of uploading my virus,
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selecting the radius
of the attack,
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weaponizing everything
connected to the grid.
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Bye-bye.
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Satisfied?
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It's perfect.
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Very.
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Kill them.
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Copy that.
Target locked.
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The city of Zagreb has
woken to absolute chaos this morning
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after a high velocity surge
wiped out its power grid.
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The climbing death toll
has now reached 75.
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Mr. O'Neill.
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Superintendent Crowley.
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With half of Greece
in a state of anarchy,
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I hope you have a very good reason for
pulling me out of a UN Security Summit.
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Goddamn right I do.
Seen the news?
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The damage to the data towers is
in-line with a lightning strike
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and I'm inclined to agree.
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Does this look like the
victim of a lightning strike to you?
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It also looks
like Gunther Von Weber.
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He's wanted in 16 countries for
hacking, infiltrating and undermining
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the world's most secure
cyber systems.
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Where are you going with this?
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My Italian informant Carlo
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specified there was a large-scale
cyber attack in four days.
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Mr. O'Neill,
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you have been warned repeatedly
that it is against protocol
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to deal with unsanctioned
criminal informants.
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Listen, I have been in
Europe for a month, okay?
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The only thing you people do
is watch fucking soccer.
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Not one bar carries Sam Adams.
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So the least you could do was let
me do what we do in Boston, okay?
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We work with the bad guys
to get the worst guys.
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This was a trial run.
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And Carlo has been asked to buy the next
coordinates tomorrow night in Portofino.
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All right.
What do you want?
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I want an office. I want a SWAT team.
I want an unlimited budget.
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And if I solve this case,
I want you to send me back to Boston.
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I'll give you 24 hours
and a surveillance van.
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- I need a translator.
- You can have mine.
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Hmm.
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- What do they call you?
- Ailso.
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Asshole?
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Ailso.
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Traditional Scottish name.
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All right, William Wallace,
warm up the chopper.
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We're going to Italy.
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Darius Kincaid.
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A little birdie told me
that you were in town.
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Remember me?
Your old pal Carlo.
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I remember killing a bunch of
motherfuckers who worked for you.
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I remember that too.
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Now, I'd like to introduce you
to my friend...
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...the butcher of Terracina.
00:16:36.761 --> 00:16:39.463
This reminds me of the spa
back at the hotel.
00:16:39.496 --> 00:16:40.965
Really?
00:16:40.999 --> 00:16:42.801
Not at all.
00:16:42.834 --> 00:16:46.838
These are the tiny cockheads
that are holding my cucaracha.
00:16:46.871 --> 00:16:49.273
Okay, let's blast this mother...
00:16:49.306 --> 00:16:50.942
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay. Look. No.
00:16:50.975 --> 00:16:53.343
You go in there guns blazing,
00:16:53.377 --> 00:16:55.868
they're going to get trigger-happy
inside, then it's "bye-bye Darius."
00:16:55.880 --> 00:16:59.683
He asked for me. He needs me.
So we're going to do this my way.
00:16:59.718 --> 00:17:04.288
That means no killing,
no guns and no blood.
00:17:04.321 --> 00:17:06.457
Boring is always best.
Understood?
00:17:08.358 --> 00:17:09.593
Of course not. What?
00:17:10.694 --> 00:17:12.396
Jesus Christ!
00:17:15.867 --> 00:17:17.001
Fuck.
00:17:42.593 --> 00:17:44.361
What have you done?
00:17:44.394 --> 00:17:46.698
These fuckers got a little bit too fresh.
00:17:46.731 --> 00:17:50.467
I specifically said no
killing, no blood and no guns.
00:17:51.836 --> 00:17:55.006
- I'm not on sabbatical.
- Where is your shirt?
00:18:01.678 --> 00:18:02.747
Deal with it!
00:18:37.447 --> 00:18:39.984
Baby!
00:19:00.404 --> 00:19:03.440
Oh... Hang on.
00:19:03.473 --> 00:19:06.543
What the fuck is he doing here?
00:19:06.577 --> 00:19:10.882
- I believe it's pronounced "thank you."
- For what?
00:19:10.915 --> 00:19:13.650
Uh, for saving your life.
Again and again and again.
00:19:13.684 --> 00:19:15.519
I never asked you to save shit!
00:19:15.552 --> 00:19:20.959
Baby! What in the absolute fuck
is Michael Bryce doing here?
00:19:20.992 --> 00:19:25.964
You said,
"Baby, get me Michael Breece!"
00:19:25.997 --> 00:19:27.497
What?
00:19:27.531 --> 00:19:30.467
No! No, no, no. I said...
00:19:30.500 --> 00:19:31.970
Baby, I need help.
00:19:32.003 --> 00:19:33.437
Get anyone...
00:19:33.470 --> 00:19:36.473
- ...but Michael Bryce.
- What?
00:19:36.506 --> 00:19:38.442
Didn't he save
your cucaracha's ass?
00:19:38.475 --> 00:19:40.745
Doesn't mean I got
to be best friends with him.
00:19:40.778 --> 00:19:44.681
He is the most annoying
motherfucker on planet Earth.
00:19:44.716 --> 00:19:46.416
Excuse me?
00:19:46.450 --> 00:19:48.685
I have 20/20 hearing.
I can hear you.
00:19:48.720 --> 00:19:50.889
The dead guys can hear you.
00:19:50.922 --> 00:19:53.858
And what do you mean I'm the most
annoying motherfucker on planet Earth?
00:19:53.892 --> 00:19:55.894
How many times have you
nearly got me killed?
00:19:55.927 --> 00:19:57.729
Not enough.
00:19:57.762 --> 00:19:59.496
Come on, baby.
Let's get out of here
00:19:59.529 --> 00:20:02.066
before he starts the in-flight
safety demonstration.
00:20:08.538 --> 00:20:09.841
Are you using pepper spray?
00:20:11.209 --> 00:20:12.710
I'm on sabbatical.
00:20:13.912 --> 00:20:16.814
And I'm trying to find
my spiritual awa...
00:20:16.848 --> 00:20:20.018
Awakening.
00:20:24.255 --> 00:20:26.590
Motherfucker!
You wouldn't know chi if...
00:20:26.623 --> 00:20:28.026
Hey!
00:20:29.761 --> 00:20:31.763
I didn't have to be here,
you know?
00:20:32.931 --> 00:20:36.067
I had fresh cucumbers
on my eyes!
00:20:36.100 --> 00:20:39.569
I had a linen robe with
an insanely high thread count.
00:20:39.603 --> 00:20:41.039
It was like sleeping in a cloud.
00:20:41.072 --> 00:20:43.908
Namaste, motherfucker.
00:20:45.642 --> 00:20:46.642
Darius?
00:20:48.179 --> 00:20:50.248
The hitman,
the bodyguard and the con woman.
00:20:50.281 --> 00:20:52.083
You dumb fucks
just killed Carlo,
00:20:52.116 --> 00:20:54.852
the informant that was going
to punch my ticket home.
00:20:54.886 --> 00:20:56.888
Who the fuck are you?
00:20:56.921 --> 00:20:59.690
Interpol Agent Bobby O'Neill.
That's who the fuck I am.
00:20:59.724 --> 00:21:02.260
And I know who all three
of you shitheads are.
00:21:02.293 --> 00:21:06.798
Michael Bryce, Triple-A rated bodyguard.
Pillar of the community.
00:21:06.831 --> 00:21:08.166
Present. Thank you.
00:21:08.199 --> 00:21:10.068
Only I know, you lost
your license to protect
00:21:10.101 --> 00:21:12.170
when Shotgun Willie there
killed Kurosawa.
00:21:12.203 --> 00:21:14.093
- No. That's under review, okay?
- Shotgun Willie?
00:21:14.105 --> 00:21:16.207
- Kincaid took that shot...
- Moreover...
00:21:18.276 --> 00:21:19.711
you're still taking clients.
00:21:20.144 --> 00:21:22.579
Name one.
00:21:22.612 --> 00:21:25.682
The Sultan of Mandara. Brussels.
00:21:25.717 --> 00:21:29.220
Your Majesty, I'm Michael Bryce,
your executive protective agent.
00:21:29.253 --> 00:21:30.722
Get down! Shots fired!
00:21:30.755 --> 00:21:32.656
Contact! Contact!
00:21:32.689 --> 00:21:34.092
That's a felony, pal.
00:21:34.125 --> 00:21:36.693
Fucking Brussels. Fuck!
00:21:36.728 --> 00:21:40.098
As for you two, you're looking at
about a billion years in prison.
00:21:40.131 --> 00:21:41.899
But today is your lucky day.
00:21:41.933 --> 00:21:44.002
Because instead of going
to the electric chair,
00:21:44.035 --> 00:21:46.270
I'm going to give you
a shot at redemption.
00:21:46.304 --> 00:21:48.740
Now, I got intel
on the mystery big shot
00:21:48.773 --> 00:21:50.908
that's about to launch
a full-scale cyber attack.
00:21:50.942 --> 00:21:54.278
Carlo, my now-dead informant,
was gonna buy a hard drive
00:21:54.312 --> 00:21:56.147
containing the coordinates
for the attack.
00:21:56.180 --> 00:21:58.615
Why are you looking at me?
I didn't touch Carlo.
00:21:58.648 --> 00:22:00.885
Thanks to your bloodbath,
that can't happen.
00:22:00.918 --> 00:22:04.588
So, you assholes are going to Portofino
and you're going to make the buy instead.
00:22:04.621 --> 00:22:06.590
Uh, Bob,
uh, quick sidebar?
00:22:09.027 --> 00:22:13.663
Listen. Uh, first off,
I am happy to postpone my sabbatical
00:22:13.698 --> 00:22:15.800
if it's going to keep me
out of jail.
00:22:15.833 --> 00:22:18.736
But I think you should really
reconsider working with these guys...
00:22:18.770 --> 00:22:20.138
I don't want to go to Portofino.
00:22:20.171 --> 00:22:23.041
...because they're,
you know, fucking crazy.
00:22:25.043 --> 00:22:26.177
Fuck! Wow.
00:22:26.210 --> 00:22:28.212
Okay, cum-for-brains.
00:22:28.246 --> 00:22:32.350
You are gonna be the goofy bodyguard
for Carlo's British mistress.
00:22:32.383 --> 00:22:34.052
While Grumpy Pants here
00:22:34.085 --> 00:22:35.640
- makes sure that hard drive gets out.
- Grumpy Pants?
00:22:35.652 --> 00:22:37.188
Are we clear?
00:22:37.221 --> 00:22:39.090
We can just take
the money and run, baby.
00:22:39.123 --> 00:22:40.590
No, I'm tired
of running, Darius.
00:22:40.624 --> 00:22:42.760
Ah, Superintendent Crowley.
How nice.
00:22:42.794 --> 00:22:44.996
I don't want to go to
Portofino as his bitch!
00:22:45.029 --> 00:22:46.318
Did you see how hard
that guy punches?
00:22:46.330 --> 00:22:47.770
This was supposed to be
my honeymoon!
00:22:50.234 --> 00:22:52.103
What if somebody's upstairs?
00:22:52.136 --> 00:22:53.171
Shut up.
00:22:53.938 --> 00:22:56.240
- Okay.
- Change of plans.
00:22:56.274 --> 00:22:58.731
There's been a heist at a Trieste
shipping dock, and it could be related.
00:22:58.743 --> 00:23:00.745
But that does not change
what's happening here.
00:23:00.778 --> 00:23:03.618
Sean Connery here is going to give
you a bunch of money to make the buy.
00:23:03.647 --> 00:23:05.850
See that?
It's your buy money.
00:23:05.883 --> 00:23:08.152
One dime goes missing,
you try to go AWOL,
00:23:08.186 --> 00:23:11.055
and I'm going to slap global Red
fucking Notices on all your asses.
00:23:11.089 --> 00:23:13.724
- Oh, no! Not Red Notices.
- Red Notices? What are you doing?
00:23:13.758 --> 00:23:15.026
Not on me!
00:23:15.059 --> 00:23:17.161
- What is this, a Nokia?
- Listen to me.
00:23:17.195 --> 00:23:19.185
- I don't know how to even work this thing.
- Look at me!
00:23:19.197 --> 00:23:20.798
- Look at me!
- I'm looking at you.
00:23:20.832 --> 00:23:22.800
You stay in close contact
with me, you understand?
00:23:22.834 --> 00:23:25.057
- I'll call you all the time.
- Shut up. When I call, you answer.
00:23:25.069 --> 00:23:28.039
And you,
resources are kind of low.
00:23:28.072 --> 00:23:31.375
I want you to enjoy
your transportation.
00:23:32.310 --> 00:23:34.312
Do not fuck this up.
00:23:34.345 --> 00:23:35.947
We're definitely going
to fuck this up.
00:23:35.980 --> 00:23:37.681
- No, oh, my God!
- He's gonna fuck us up.
00:23:37.715 --> 00:23:39.649
Look at the two people
you're saddling me with.
00:23:39.683 --> 00:23:41.853
- Get your asses to Portofino!
- There's zero chance
00:23:41.886 --> 00:23:44.956
we're making it out of this room.
He may as well hire a brain-damaged kitten
00:23:44.989 --> 00:23:46.378
with yarn to get us
out of this thing...
00:23:46.390 --> 00:23:47.925
Your fucking honeymoon is over.
00:23:53.164 --> 00:23:56.367
I understand some people
get cold feet on their wedding day.
00:23:56.400 --> 00:24:01.372
But I would have never thought that you'd
get cold dick on our honeymoon night!
00:24:01.405 --> 00:24:04.041
Baby, baby.
I said I was sorry.
00:24:04.075 --> 00:24:06.711
Sorry is not good enough.
I want an explanation.
00:24:06.744 --> 00:24:08.678
Where the fuck were you?
00:24:08.713 --> 00:24:10.915
Where were you, Darius?
Just tell her.
00:24:10.948 --> 00:24:12.150
I took a job, okay?
00:24:12.183 --> 00:24:14.051
- Fuck you! Fuck you!
- Hey! Hey, hey!
00:24:14.085 --> 00:24:17.221
- Fuck you!
- Perhaps now's a good time
00:24:17.255 --> 00:24:19.257
to talk about
the seat belt rule.
00:24:19.290 --> 00:24:21.893
Perhaps now's a good time to talk
about the shut-the-fuck-up rule.
00:24:21.926 --> 00:24:24.795
I'm just saying it because she's
driving like a crash test dummy.
00:24:24.829 --> 00:24:26.418
Do not criticize my wife's
driving, motherfucker.
00:24:26.430 --> 00:24:28.232
Hush, hush, hush.
00:24:28.266 --> 00:24:30.701
Do you know
what I just realized?
00:24:30.735 --> 00:24:34.839
I'm not gonna let you crazy
motherfuckers ruin my shit.
00:24:36.474 --> 00:24:38.743
I'll treat this as a lovely
road trip through Italy
00:24:38.776 --> 00:24:42.747
- and I'll just pretend that you are still my devoted husband.
- I am!
00:24:42.780 --> 00:24:45.449
And you, Breece, you will be...
you will be the human luggage.
00:24:45.483 --> 00:24:46.951
Yes.
00:24:46.984 --> 00:24:48.953
We are now on honeymoon.
00:24:48.986 --> 00:24:50.922
First of all,
it's a mission.
00:24:50.955 --> 00:24:53.124
Second of all,
and just so we're clear,
00:24:53.157 --> 00:24:56.460
I promised my therapist no bodyguarding,
so I'm not protecting either one...
00:24:56.494 --> 00:24:57.962
- Ow!
- This is not mission!
00:24:57.995 --> 00:24:59.764
- This is honeymoon!
- What the fuck?
00:24:59.797 --> 00:25:01.399
Hey! Eyes on road!
00:25:01.432 --> 00:25:02.934
Eyes on road!
00:25:02.967 --> 00:25:06.437
Babies need to be created
00:25:06.470 --> 00:25:08.806
in a stimulating environment.
00:25:08.839 --> 00:25:14.245
I must be aroused by sightseeing,
shopping, fine dining,
00:25:14.278 --> 00:25:16.781
but we are officially
on honeymoon.
00:25:16.814 --> 00:25:19.083
- For real? Really?
- Did she say fine dining?
00:25:19.116 --> 00:25:22.253
Let's not do that, guys.
Let's just focus on the road here.
00:25:22.286 --> 00:25:25.156
All right. I got it.
00:25:25.189 --> 00:25:28.192
No, it's fine. You guys just...
You guys have at it.
00:25:28.226 --> 00:25:29.794
Maybe feather the brake a bit.
00:25:30.494 --> 00:25:32.263
Maybe feather the brake a bit!
00:25:36.300 --> 00:25:39.470
- Yo, let me borrow your phone.
- Why'd you lie to her?
00:25:39.503 --> 00:25:41.172
The fuck are you talking about?
00:25:41.205 --> 00:25:43.374
You lied to her back there.
You weren't on a job.
00:25:43.407 --> 00:25:45.876
And how would you know that?
00:25:45.910 --> 00:25:50.915
Because there's, like, 22 body indications
when somebody lies and you exhibited 40.
00:25:53.317 --> 00:25:58.356
If you say one word to Sonia about this,
I'll invent new ways to kill your ass.
00:25:58.389 --> 00:26:01.792
Wow. You must have done
something really serious, Darius.
00:26:01.826 --> 00:26:03.494
Honesty's the best policy.
00:26:03.527 --> 00:26:05.847
I don't take relationship advice
from single motherfuckers.
00:26:05.863 --> 00:26:08.099
I don't have a calling plan.
Make it quick.
00:26:14.839 --> 00:26:16.941
Yeah, I was
just wondering if I could...
00:26:23.080 --> 00:26:24.548
I took a job, okay?
00:26:27.051 --> 00:26:29.608
Portofino has water views,
which means that it's perfect for us...
00:26:29.620 --> 00:26:31.455
- Oh, shit.
- Where are you going?
00:26:33.324 --> 00:26:35.860
Sonia! What the fuck?
00:26:35.893 --> 00:26:38.195
You better hope that job's
worth it, motherfucker.
00:26:38.229 --> 00:26:41.065
- What job?
- Let me do it.
00:26:43.301 --> 00:26:45.303
Who the fuck is this?
00:26:45.336 --> 00:26:48.239
We have an availability
for Carmen at 2:00 p.m.
00:26:48.272 --> 00:26:50.841
Who the fuck is Carmen?
00:26:50.875 --> 00:26:53.978
We have tickets to the opera
Carmen, and you wanted two, no?
00:26:55.112 --> 00:26:59.984
I love Carmen!
00:27:21.906 --> 00:27:25.109
Let's make a baby!
00:27:29.947 --> 00:27:31.615
What's that thumping?
I can't... Stop.
00:27:34.185 --> 00:27:38.222
Are you people fucking insane?
00:27:38.255 --> 00:27:40.391
Hey! Watch your mouth!
00:27:40.424 --> 00:27:43.894
I picked you up from the
street, save you from sunstroke,
00:27:43.928 --> 00:27:45.229
and now
you're calling me insane?
00:27:45.262 --> 00:27:46.964
Sunstroke?
00:27:46.997 --> 00:27:49.667
You could go to jail for
leaving a dog in a hot car.
00:27:49.701 --> 00:27:52.336
And don't even get me started on
the psychological ramifications
00:27:52.370 --> 00:27:54.271
of what I heard you two doing.
00:27:54.305 --> 00:27:56.240
- Oh, goddamn.
- Is that Valentino?
00:27:56.273 --> 00:27:57.408
No, it's mine.
00:27:57.441 --> 00:27:59.610
Did... Did you spend
the buy money?
00:27:59.643 --> 00:28:02.346
Come on. They totally
expect us to spend some of it.
00:28:02.380 --> 00:28:05.683
No, no. Obviously,
I'll cover it with my life savings.
00:28:05.717 --> 00:28:07.651
I think that's a great idea.
00:28:09.987 --> 00:28:11.188
I'm just going to make a call.
00:28:11.222 --> 00:28:13.023
I wish I had some life savings.
00:28:13.057 --> 00:28:14.625
Hello.
You've reached Michael Bryce.
00:28:14.658 --> 00:28:16.560
Please leave a message
and have a Triple-A day.
00:28:18.596 --> 00:28:21.999
That little mission we're on...
Well, we're way off course.
00:28:22.032 --> 00:28:25.636
Can't even see the course anymore.
Or hear it, for that matter.
00:28:25.669 --> 00:28:31.175
Uh, my ears are still ringing
from ferocious sexual intercourse
00:28:31.208 --> 00:28:34.445
leading to
a rolling quadruple climax.
00:28:34.478 --> 00:28:37.648
Anyway, I'm venting.
I don't want to vent to you.
00:28:37.681 --> 00:28:40.117
So, I'll catch up
with you later.
00:28:40.151 --> 00:28:42.219
Oh, shit!
00:28:43.421 --> 00:28:44.989
Who were you talking to?
00:28:46.056 --> 00:28:47.625
That's a secret.
00:28:47.658 --> 00:28:50.094
- I know your secret.
- You do?
00:28:50.127 --> 00:28:53.097
You are so lonely that
you were talking to yourself.
00:28:53.998 --> 00:28:55.299
Ha!
00:28:55.332 --> 00:28:58.002
Listen, Breece.
You really hurt my feelings.
00:28:58.035 --> 00:28:59.704
Do you really think I am crazy?
00:28:59.738 --> 00:29:03.742
No! I think you're
unusually aggressive.
00:29:03.775 --> 00:29:06.010
Uh, violent.
But in an unpredictable way.
00:29:06.043 --> 00:29:08.701
- I would make a great mother, don't you think?
- I think you... Yes.
00:29:08.713 --> 00:29:13.050
Oh, my God, a child would be so
lucky to have you as its host.
00:29:15.252 --> 00:29:19.023
Thank you, Breece.
Thank you.
00:29:19.056 --> 00:29:23.627
It must be
your powerful asexuality
00:29:23.661 --> 00:29:26.130
that makes you
such a good listener.
00:29:28.332 --> 00:29:30.702
Let me guess.
Crowley gave us a shit lead.
00:29:30.735 --> 00:29:34.338
No one will tell me what was inside.
It was a classified military shipment.
00:29:34.371 --> 00:29:36.173
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:29:36.207 --> 00:29:38.476
What are the fucking odds?
00:29:38.509 --> 00:29:40.611
Seems lightning strikes twice.
00:29:42.379 --> 00:29:44.114
We need to get
that packing slip.
00:29:44.148 --> 00:29:45.983
How would you propose
we do that, Mr. Bobby?
00:29:50.154 --> 00:29:51.155
What...
00:30:00.097 --> 00:30:02.666
- Jesus, what the fuck are you doing?
- Son of a bitch.
00:30:02.701 --> 00:30:04.703
Last time I saw
something like this,
00:30:04.736 --> 00:30:07.037
Bruce Willis was drilling
a hole in an asteroid.
00:30:10.307 --> 00:30:12.543
Bobby, I'm glad you called.
00:30:12.576 --> 00:30:14.512
Listen,
it's a diamond-tipped drill
00:30:14.545 --> 00:30:17.081
and I know there's a link,
but this drill was fucking massive.
00:30:17.114 --> 00:30:18.449
You were right.
00:30:18.482 --> 00:30:20.138
We picked up some chatter
in our Rome office.
00:30:20.150 --> 00:30:22.419
The mob are making a buy
in Portofino.
00:30:22.453 --> 00:30:25.456
They're purchasing classified
coordinates of a large-scale data grid.
00:30:25.489 --> 00:30:27.324
We've got
a surveillance team there...
00:30:27.358 --> 00:30:30.461
- We have a team in Portofino?
- Yeah, moving into position now.
00:30:30.494 --> 00:30:32.764
- Get the chopper, get the chopper.
- Oh, Bobby.
00:30:32.797 --> 00:30:35.499
If this actually turns out
to be what you say it is,
00:30:35.533 --> 00:30:38.737
I will personally make sure you
get your transfer back to Boston.
00:30:38.770 --> 00:30:40.471
Oh, ma'am,
I can't thank you enough.
00:30:40.504 --> 00:30:42.406
Thank you so much.
Thank you, ma'am.
00:30:42.439 --> 00:30:44.275
We're going to Portofino!
00:30:53.617 --> 00:30:56.821
Let's get into character.
I'm the bodyguard.
00:30:56.855 --> 00:30:59.724
Now, let's hear the British
accent of Carlo's mistress.
00:30:59.758 --> 00:31:02.293
My British
accent is perfect, you fucking cunt.
00:31:02.326 --> 00:31:05.563
Okay, let's skip the British accent and
go straight to being brutally executed.
00:31:05.596 --> 00:31:07.665
How's the sight line, D?
00:31:07.699 --> 00:31:09.199
Mmm, mmm.
00:31:09.233 --> 00:31:11.235
Just protecting my asset.
00:31:12.837 --> 00:31:15.172
We're here to see Vladimir.
00:31:17.909 --> 00:31:19.109
I'm the bodyguard.
00:31:19.143 --> 00:31:20.578
Security check.
00:31:20.611 --> 00:31:23.380
Two minutes out.
00:31:25.583 --> 00:31:28.118
Crowley's got a team in place.
We gotta call off the buy.
00:31:28.152 --> 00:31:30.487
If she finds out I've got those
shitheads working for me...
00:31:39.363 --> 00:31:41.332
- He's not answering the phone.
- Fuck.
00:31:41.365 --> 00:31:43.400
What did I tell 'em?
Burn the phone. Pick it up!
00:31:43.434 --> 00:31:46.738
- Here you go, sir.
- Thank you very much. Great work.
00:31:52.777 --> 00:31:55.512
- Oh, shit.
- What's wrong?
00:31:55.546 --> 00:31:57.782
Just a former client
and it's fine. He didn't see me.
00:32:02.186 --> 00:32:03.755
You must be Vladimir.
00:32:05.556 --> 00:32:07.491
Carlo sends his regards.
00:32:07.524 --> 00:32:09.560
He thought I would
attract less attention.
00:32:09.593 --> 00:32:12.296
Well, he thought wrong...
00:32:12.329 --> 00:32:13.932
...but nobody's complaining.
00:32:13.965 --> 00:32:15.666
Son of a bitch.
00:32:19.603 --> 00:32:22.640
- You have the security feed yet?
- Getting it now.
00:32:22.673 --> 00:32:25.476
Don't move till the buy is made
and they're out of the club.
00:32:25.509 --> 00:32:27.578
- There's too many civilians.
- Roger that.
00:32:34.385 --> 00:32:39.323
These are the classified coordinates
to the entire European data grid.
00:32:40.224 --> 00:32:41.291
Okay?
00:32:42.359 --> 00:32:45.897
No, no, no.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
00:32:45.930 --> 00:32:48.565
These are proximity-paired.
00:32:50.501 --> 00:32:53.805
Until the buyer's fingerprint
disarms the bracelet,
00:32:53.838 --> 00:32:57.374
I suggest you do not let the
briefcase out of five-meter radius
00:32:57.408 --> 00:32:59.309
for more than 15 seconds.
00:32:59.343 --> 00:33:02.546
If you do, bracelet explodes.
00:33:02.579 --> 00:33:04.615
Keep it close.
00:33:04.648 --> 00:33:10.354
It would be a shame for that beautiful
face to be disintegrated by TNT.
00:33:11.923 --> 00:33:13.725
The fuck?
00:33:13.758 --> 00:33:16.326
I should just pop this
motherfucker right now.
00:33:16.360 --> 00:33:17.561
Address?
00:33:17.594 --> 00:33:19.931
Oh, the delivery address?
In Florence.
00:33:19.964 --> 00:33:21.833
Oh, I love Florence.
00:33:21.866 --> 00:33:24.268
And I adore culture.
00:33:24.301 --> 00:33:28.338
You will deliver to the buyer
tomorrow at the Ludovico Gallery auction.
00:33:28.372 --> 00:33:29.974
Michael Bryce!
00:33:30.008 --> 00:33:32.609
- You have me confused with someone else.
- No, no, no.
00:33:32.643 --> 00:33:35.267
I'd never forget the face of the man
who saved my life in my darkest hour.
00:33:35.279 --> 00:33:36.815
- Come on, bro.
- Michael Bryce?
00:33:36.848 --> 00:33:39.616
Didn't he lose his license
when Kurosawa was killed?
00:33:39.650 --> 00:33:41.820
No, no, no. He's got me
mistaken for someone else.
00:33:41.853 --> 00:33:44.856
- It's Michael Bryce!
- For the record, that's pending review.
00:33:44.889 --> 00:33:46.290
Fuck off!
00:33:46.323 --> 00:33:48.425
Hey, guys,
it's Michael Bryce...
00:33:48.459 --> 00:33:53.397
Why would Carlo hire an unlicensed
bodyguard to protect the love of his life?
00:33:53.430 --> 00:33:55.432
Right. You're fired.
00:33:55.466 --> 00:33:56.533
You're fucking fired!
00:33:57.068 --> 00:33:59.536
That's true, baby.
00:33:59.570 --> 00:34:02.406
Carlo always has preferred
younger women.
00:34:02.439 --> 00:34:03.708
Excuse me?
00:34:03.742 --> 00:34:06.677
I've seen him
with a woman in her 30s.
00:34:06.711 --> 00:34:08.278
But never this old.
00:34:08.312 --> 00:34:11.515
- Never.
- No, no, no. Don't laugh.
00:34:20.759 --> 00:34:22.559
- Here it comes.
- Old lady, right?
00:34:24.028 --> 00:34:27.065
What the fuck did you just say?
00:34:27.098 --> 00:34:30.601
You finger-licking shit monkey,
00:34:30.634 --> 00:34:34.072
donkey-blowing motherfucker!
00:34:39.610 --> 00:34:41.411
That sounded really Mexican.
00:34:41.445 --> 00:34:42.781
Shit.
00:34:42.814 --> 00:34:44.749
- Motherfucker.
- We have a problem.
00:34:44.783 --> 00:34:47.986
- This is a fucking setup.
- You don't fucking say, vape juice.
00:34:48.019 --> 00:34:50.654
Get that case off her.
Get me Carlo on the phone!
00:34:50.687 --> 00:34:53.557
And here we go.
00:34:53.590 --> 00:34:54.759
Gun!
00:35:01.933 --> 00:35:03.935
Shit!
00:35:03.968 --> 00:35:05.069
Clear the room!
00:35:06.037 --> 00:35:07.906
Let's go. Move! Move!
00:35:07.939 --> 00:35:10.574
Breece, the gun!
00:35:24.989 --> 00:35:26.958
Feel like giving me
a hand, Kincaid?
00:35:26.991 --> 00:35:29.027
Triple-A, my ass!
00:35:31.930 --> 00:35:34.732
All Interpol agents,
you are authorized. Shoot to kill!
00:35:34.766 --> 00:35:37.101
Interpol. Get the fuck out now.
00:35:37.135 --> 00:35:40.004
Shit! Shit!
00:35:44.042 --> 00:35:46.577
Breece! Fuck.
00:35:46.610 --> 00:35:49.080
Breece, the case. Come on!
00:35:51.816 --> 00:35:52.984
Bitch!
00:35:59.123 --> 00:36:01.458
Get back! Get out of the way!
00:36:07.631 --> 00:36:09.600
Move! Move!
Out of the way!
00:36:12.003 --> 00:36:13.771
Say my age.
00:36:13.805 --> 00:36:14.873
Oh, no.
00:36:18.442 --> 00:36:21.813
Breece, I'm famished.
00:36:21.846 --> 00:36:23.513
Shall we go now?
00:36:23.547 --> 00:36:24.648
Still Mexican.
00:36:30.188 --> 00:36:33.390
Breece!
00:36:36.995 --> 00:36:39.496
Get to the fucking dock. Now!
00:36:39.529 --> 00:36:41.632
Breece? Breece?
00:36:41.665 --> 00:36:43.701
- Get out of the way!
- Move!
00:36:51.475 --> 00:36:52.977
Stay with me, Breece!
00:36:53.610 --> 00:36:54.611
This way!
00:36:54.645 --> 00:36:55.980
Out of my fucking way, please!
00:36:56.014 --> 00:36:57.547
Target heading for the water.
00:36:58.883 --> 00:36:59.883
Let's go!
00:37:10.061 --> 00:37:13.430
You better say
something nice about my Breece.
00:37:15.166 --> 00:37:19.137
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
00:37:19.170 --> 00:37:23.607
We will never forget the time
you spent with us.
00:37:28.279 --> 00:37:30.514
That was beautiful.
00:37:30.547 --> 00:37:32.850
You should've been a priest.
00:37:32.884 --> 00:37:35.519
Okay, let's toss his ass in
and bounce.
00:37:52.136 --> 00:37:55.605
What in the absolute fuck
is wrong with you people?
00:37:55.639 --> 00:37:57.574
We gave you a sea burial.
00:37:57.607 --> 00:37:59.877
- A sea burial?
- Well, you didn't have a heartbeat.
00:37:59.911 --> 00:38:02.512
I'm wearing Kevlar!
00:38:04.048 --> 00:38:05.649
These were your operatives?
00:38:05.682 --> 00:38:07.752
I've never seen them before.
00:38:07.785 --> 00:38:10.276
Only one number called this phone that
Michael Bryce was in possession of.
00:38:10.288 --> 00:38:12.689
- And it was yours.
- We have less than two days
00:38:12.724 --> 00:38:14.726
before this attack happens.
Two days!
00:38:14.759 --> 00:38:15.827
I gave you a chance.
00:38:15.860 --> 00:38:17.862
You went behind my back,
00:38:17.895 --> 00:38:21.833
and you employed two criminals
and an unlicensed bodyguard.
00:38:21.866 --> 00:38:23.868
And now they're in possession
of critical evidence.
00:38:23.901 --> 00:38:25.870
They could be
in on the cyber attack.
00:38:25.903 --> 00:38:28.194
Oh, they're not in on the attack, trust me.
They're idiots.
00:38:28.206 --> 00:38:30.074
Put out a global Red Notice
on Darius Kincaid,
00:38:30.108 --> 00:38:32.176
Sonia Kincaid and Michael Bryce.
00:38:33.144 --> 00:38:34.644
We have a problem.
00:38:38.216 --> 00:38:41.585
Three unknown fugitives
escaped with the coordinates.
00:38:41.618 --> 00:38:43.121
Interpol were
all over the scene.
00:38:43.154 --> 00:38:45.757
Seems that we have a rat.
00:38:45.790 --> 00:38:47.624
Get me Carlo on the phone.
00:38:49.327 --> 00:38:51.863
Sir, Carlo's dead.
00:38:59.003 --> 00:39:01.973
Find the fugitives.
Kill them.
00:39:02.740 --> 00:39:04.842
I need the briefcase.
00:39:13.885 --> 00:39:15.353
Fuck!
00:39:15.386 --> 00:39:17.989
- What's wrong?
- You can't be serious.
00:39:18.022 --> 00:39:20.358
- About what?
- My ribs are broken.
00:39:20.391 --> 00:39:24.262
I came down with a little case
of 12-gauge shotgun to the chest.
00:39:24.295 --> 00:39:25.730
Remember?
00:39:25.763 --> 00:39:27.165
Hey, Breece, don't worry.
00:39:27.198 --> 00:39:29.599
Sonia's gonna take care of you.
00:39:29.633 --> 00:39:31.002
This will make you feel better.
00:39:31.035 --> 00:39:32.837
- Thank you.
- There you go, baby.
00:39:35.206 --> 00:39:38.675
The auction of art works by
the reclusive Greek shipping billionaire
00:39:38.709 --> 00:39:40.778
is believed to be the last
of a long line of assets
00:39:40.812 --> 00:39:42.880
he's liquidated
outside of his homeland.
00:39:42.914 --> 00:39:45.271
It is unknown what his
motivation for selling up in Europe is,
00:39:45.283 --> 00:39:48.186
but analysts are calling it
"financial suicide."
00:39:48.219 --> 00:39:50.687
Ooh, that is
one hell of a security detail.
00:39:51.722 --> 00:39:52.723
Holy shit.
00:39:53.291 --> 00:39:55.726
- Magnusson.
- Who?
00:39:55.760 --> 00:39:58.250
Only the Triple-A Rated Bodyguard
of the Year, three years in a row.
00:39:58.262 --> 00:40:00.364
They give
you motherfuckers awards?
00:40:00.398 --> 00:40:03.067
Yes, they give us awards,
and we have conventions and everything.
00:40:03.101 --> 00:40:05.069
Ain't no award for hitman.
00:40:05.103 --> 00:40:07.105
It's called lethal injection.
00:40:08.272 --> 00:40:10.374
God, look at him.
He's so strong.
00:40:10.408 --> 00:40:12.410
Confident. He's like a panther.
00:40:12.443 --> 00:40:14.045
Let me see this motherfucker.
00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:19.016
Oh, shit! Zento!
00:40:19.050 --> 00:40:21.819
That is a good motherfucking
hitman right there.
00:40:21.853 --> 00:40:23.754
He took a lot of business
from me.
00:40:23.788 --> 00:40:26.824
- Find yourself a nest.
- I'm gonna take the tower.
00:40:28.059 --> 00:40:30.728
Whoever wants this
briefcase is a serious high roller,
00:40:30.761 --> 00:40:33.998
'cause Magnusson's fee
is astronomical.
00:40:34.031 --> 00:40:35.233
Releasing the package.
00:40:35.266 --> 00:40:36.934
I want everyone on high alert.
00:40:39.437 --> 00:40:41.372
And bingo.
00:40:42.707 --> 00:40:45.209
Oh. That is awful.
00:40:45.243 --> 00:40:49.147
It's like Liberace banged
a set of curtains.
00:40:51.182 --> 00:40:52.682
Magnusson.
00:40:52.717 --> 00:40:54.418
Three pigeons on the rooftop.
00:40:57.288 --> 00:40:59.857
- They have the stolen briefcase.
- Take the shot.
00:41:01.893 --> 00:41:03.693
Oh, shit! Zento! Gun!
00:41:05.863 --> 00:41:07.865
- Get Aristotle to safety, now.
- Get down.
00:41:10.902 --> 00:41:13.037
Scatter and converge.
Get that case!
00:41:17.508 --> 00:41:19.944
They won't know we have
five possible escape routes.
00:41:19.977 --> 00:41:21.678
They have
five possible escape routes.
00:41:26.050 --> 00:41:27.385
Should've used a decoy.
00:41:27.418 --> 00:41:29.020
It appears
they have no decoy, sir.
00:41:29.053 --> 00:41:30.421
My God, they're amateurs.
00:41:31.088 --> 00:41:32.423
All right, let's go!
00:41:32.456 --> 00:41:34.091
Come on!
00:41:43.134 --> 00:41:45.257
If you'd listened, we'd have
an extraction vehicle waiting!
00:41:45.269 --> 00:41:47.438
These idiots don't even have
an extraction vehicle.
00:41:48.272 --> 00:41:49.473
Bryce, get to the van!
00:41:50.841 --> 00:41:52.977
Go! Now!
00:41:54.212 --> 00:41:55.479
Move it, Bryce!
00:41:58.249 --> 00:42:02.053
Magnusson recognized me,
which means he probably knows my moves.
00:42:02.086 --> 00:42:04.822
I don't recognize any of these losers.
Shoot to kill!
00:42:06.190 --> 00:42:08.259
- Bryce, we gotta go!
- Just a moment!
00:42:08.292 --> 00:42:10.161
- Got it. Go!
- Let's go!
00:42:24.942 --> 00:42:27.745
Pirate is loose.
Keep it in sight.
00:42:29.814 --> 00:42:30.948
Breece, watch out!
00:42:36.420 --> 00:42:38.256
Wow.
00:42:38.289 --> 00:42:40.825
Wow, this guy's handling
skills are actually incredible.
00:42:40.858 --> 00:42:42.994
Steve McQueen
ain't got shit on you.
00:42:43.027 --> 00:42:46.330
I think that's the first time you've
ever said anything nice to me.
00:42:52.270 --> 00:42:54.305
Bryce! Bryce!
00:42:54.338 --> 00:42:57.541
Get in the car,
Darius! Go, go, go!
00:42:57.575 --> 00:43:00.978
Bryce, what the fuck?
00:43:02.480 --> 00:43:03.981
Move, motherfucker!
00:43:04.015 --> 00:43:05.983
Baby, what did you give him?
00:43:06.017 --> 00:43:08.953
Just painkillers.
00:43:11.289 --> 00:43:12.990
But he's so delicate.
00:43:14.325 --> 00:43:16.227
Pirate is flying west.
Keep it in sight.
00:43:19.497 --> 00:43:22.566
Oh, no. Not the stairs,
motherfucker!
00:43:27.305 --> 00:43:29.540
I'm not wearing a sports bra!
00:43:38.949 --> 00:43:41.018
Jesus, this guy's a lunatic.
00:43:42.987 --> 00:43:44.588
This is no fucking honeymoon!
00:43:46.524 --> 00:43:49.560
- This is shitty-moon!
- I say we had a pretty great fucking day!
00:43:49.593 --> 00:43:52.296
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Shopping.
00:43:59.036 --> 00:44:02.940
- Wine tasting, flowers...
- Yeah, with someone else's money!
00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:11.415
One bird still remaining in flight.
00:44:11.449 --> 00:44:14.352
- Fucking opera.
- And you fell asleep!
00:44:16.454 --> 00:44:18.222
Good afternoon.
00:44:18.255 --> 00:44:20.591
- I'd like to offer up a cease-fire.
- Oh.
00:44:20.624 --> 00:44:23.461
You hand over that briefcase,
and I'll gladly undo that bracelet.
00:44:23.494 --> 00:44:24.962
Sure.
00:44:25.529 --> 00:44:26.597
Bugger me.
00:44:30.501 --> 00:44:32.970
That's the end of Breece's idol.
00:44:33.003 --> 00:44:37.375
Pirate's flying south.
Get the case.
00:44:41.979 --> 00:44:42.979
Shit.
00:44:50.421 --> 00:44:51.589
Dive!
00:44:57.328 --> 00:44:58.362
Dive!
00:45:05.603 --> 00:45:06.670
Did we lose 'em?
00:45:09.974 --> 00:45:11.976
No, you didn't lose it.
00:45:14.044 --> 00:45:15.579
Oh, shit!
00:45:26.290 --> 00:45:28.592
Oh, shit!
00:45:28.626 --> 00:45:31.962
Sonia, get back in the car!
00:45:37.168 --> 00:45:38.469
He's reloading.
Take the wheel.
00:45:54.485 --> 00:45:55.686
What are you doing?
00:45:55.720 --> 00:45:57.521
- Hang on, baby!
- Dario!
00:45:57.555 --> 00:46:00.558
Oh, fuck!
00:46:13.772 --> 00:46:17.007
They didn't wear
their seat belts.
00:46:17.041 --> 00:46:19.109
The three fugitives responsible
00:46:19.143 --> 00:46:21.133
for a nightclub shoot-out in
Portofino are still on the run...
00:46:21.145 --> 00:46:22.580
Phone call for you, sir.
00:46:22.613 --> 00:46:25.049
...and are believed to be hiding
somewhere in Italy.
00:46:25.082 --> 00:46:27.017
Sir, I'm sorry to inform you,
00:46:27.051 --> 00:46:29.253
but the three fugitives
managed to escape.
00:46:29.286 --> 00:46:32.724
...as police search for international
con woman, Sonia Kincaid, and...
00:46:32.757 --> 00:46:37.094
When you find them,
I want them alive.
00:46:37.127 --> 00:46:42.199
♪ You're asleep Little Breece ♪
00:46:42.233 --> 00:46:46.103
♪ Can you please
Wake the fuck up ♪
00:46:46.136 --> 00:46:49.673
♪ In your slumber
Think of Sonia ♪
00:46:49.708 --> 00:46:53.110
♪ And the bomb
That's on her wrist ♪
00:46:53.143 --> 00:46:54.411
Jesus, fuck!
00:46:55.312 --> 00:46:57.782
Hey! What were those pills?
00:46:57.816 --> 00:46:59.216
It's just lithium.
00:46:59.683 --> 00:47:01.118
Lithium!
00:47:01.151 --> 00:47:03.387
Baby, lithium's
not pain medication.
00:47:03.420 --> 00:47:04.756
Breece, you want some more?
00:47:04.789 --> 00:47:07.091
No, don't you come
anywhere near me!
00:47:07.691 --> 00:47:09.527
I've had it with you two.
00:47:09.560 --> 00:47:13.063
I'm sorry to say this, Sonia,
but you are crazy!
00:47:13.097 --> 00:47:15.165
Hey, you can't talk
to my wife that way.
00:47:15.199 --> 00:47:18.402
Why not?
She'd make a terrible mother.
00:47:18.435 --> 00:47:21.605
I wouldn't leave a Chucky doll
in her care.
00:47:21.639 --> 00:47:24.475
You need to apologize
to Sonia right now.
00:47:24.508 --> 00:47:26.577
Oh. What, are you
gonna shoot me now?
00:47:26.610 --> 00:47:28.412
Father of the year right here!
00:47:29.146 --> 00:47:31.215
Can't wait!
00:47:31.248 --> 00:47:33.651
Hey, hey, where are you going?
I said, apologize!
00:47:33.684 --> 00:47:36.253
Oh, I'm just gonna ride
the lithium out!
00:47:36.287 --> 00:47:37.488
Whoo!
00:47:38.857 --> 00:47:42.493
Babe, you all right?
00:47:45.496 --> 00:47:47.131
I'm great.
00:47:47.164 --> 00:47:49.801
Took a bullet for him.
Took a bullet for her.
00:47:49.834 --> 00:47:53.671
Yeah, old Bryce is just
everybody's favorite little bullet caddie.
00:47:55.673 --> 00:47:59.744
Okay, game on.
00:48:00.678 --> 00:48:03.447
Come on. Give me a sign.
00:48:04.214 --> 00:48:07.551
Any sign. Please.
00:48:07.585 --> 00:48:10.588
Okay, that is a sign,
just not the one I'm looking for.
00:48:14.726 --> 00:48:17.729
Anything. Anything at all!
00:48:22.499 --> 00:48:24.435
I see what you're doing.
00:48:24.468 --> 00:48:28.505
I... You wanna play ball?
We're gonna play ball!
00:48:28.539 --> 00:48:32.176
Our honeymoon
is a delicious fuckery.
00:48:32.209 --> 00:48:36.480
I don't have a fetus in my womb,
but I do have a bomb on my wrist.
00:48:36.513 --> 00:48:38.382
Hey, I said some
awful stuff back there,
00:48:38.415 --> 00:48:41.786
because I was involuntarily
administered lithium.
00:48:42.686 --> 00:48:45.489
- Apology accepted.
- I'm not apologizing.
00:48:45.522 --> 00:48:47.424
I know someone
who can help us out.
00:48:56.968 --> 00:49:00.204
Just like that gun thing,
you can't press doorbells either?
00:49:00.237 --> 00:49:05.442
It's just, I haven't spoken to my
father since I lost my license.
00:49:05.476 --> 00:49:08.747
Oh, so you're
admitting you're unlicensed?
00:49:08.780 --> 00:49:10.481
You don't understand.
00:49:13.584 --> 00:49:16.186
He's the greatest bodyguard
who ever lived.
00:49:17.287 --> 00:49:20.457
And I'm just me.
00:49:20.491 --> 00:49:23.728
What are you doing? What are you doing?
00:49:27.799 --> 00:49:28.799
Fuck!
00:49:31.535 --> 00:49:32.837
All right.
00:49:39.778 --> 00:49:42.814
Mr. Bryce out back.
He chop the wood. It be a moment.
00:49:44.448 --> 00:49:46.250
I'll get you some water.
00:49:46.283 --> 00:49:51.422
This Triple-A shit
is a family fantasy.
00:50:00.297 --> 00:50:01.465
Hey, Papa.
00:50:03.500 --> 00:50:05.369
I never imagined I'd be
coming home like this.
00:50:05.402 --> 00:50:08.572
I always thought it would be
under, uh, different circumstances.
00:50:08.605 --> 00:50:13.343
As I'm sure you know, my, uh...
my license is under review.
00:50:15.646 --> 00:50:17.514
I'm sorry for being
such a disgrace.
00:50:19.718 --> 00:50:21.753
We really need your help.
00:50:21.786 --> 00:50:25.322
Out there in the world,
00:50:25.355 --> 00:50:27.424
you're an unlicensed
protection agent.
00:50:27.458 --> 00:50:29.593
But here...
00:50:29.626 --> 00:50:33.765
Here, you are my son,
and this is your home.
00:50:39.303 --> 00:50:41.773
What the fuck?
00:50:43.041 --> 00:50:44.341
Aw.
00:50:47.078 --> 00:50:49.680
Just chill.
00:50:49.714 --> 00:50:52.282
I'm trying to have a
long-awaited moment with my dad.
00:50:52.316 --> 00:50:54.018
I get it. You're freaking out.
00:50:54.052 --> 00:50:57.722
- Yeah, he's...
- A legend, yes. That's weird for you.
00:50:57.756 --> 00:50:58.923
But to me, he's just Papa.
00:50:58.957 --> 00:51:00.624
No, I'm freaked out because...
00:51:00.657 --> 00:51:02.827
Because his voice is so
deeply rich in its timbre?
00:51:02.861 --> 00:51:04.829
Yes, it's remarkable,
but a lot of people...
00:51:04.863 --> 00:51:06.819
No, motherfucker, it's not his voice.
The fact that he's...
00:51:06.831 --> 00:51:08.532
He's a published author?
00:51:09.734 --> 00:51:12.603
Huh? What is it, Darius?
00:51:12.636 --> 00:51:15.073
Spit it out. 'Cause frankly,
it's exhausting
00:51:15.106 --> 00:51:16.875
to hear you beat about the bush.
00:51:16.908 --> 00:51:18.342
"Around," Junior.
00:51:18.375 --> 00:51:19.643
I'm sorry?
00:51:19.676 --> 00:51:22.646
The expression is
"beat around the bush."
00:51:22.679 --> 00:51:25.717
- Interesting.
- It's "around."
00:51:25.750 --> 00:51:27.719
- Sorry, I'm...
- I know who you are.
00:51:28.385 --> 00:51:30.687
I watch the news.
00:51:32.857 --> 00:51:34.558
Hello, my dear.
00:51:36.094 --> 00:51:38.629
Nice to meet you,
Mr. Breece father.
00:51:38.662 --> 00:51:40.765
- My pleasure.
- You have a lovely son.
00:51:41.833 --> 00:51:43.600
Can we have it removed?
00:51:43.634 --> 00:51:44.969
Well, we'll do our best.
00:51:45.837 --> 00:51:47.105
Giuseppe?
00:51:47.138 --> 00:51:48.472
Yes, sir?
00:51:48.505 --> 00:51:50.574
Make arrangements
for a safe house
00:51:50.607 --> 00:51:55.345
and the necessary equipment
to unlink a Ti-47.
00:51:57.982 --> 00:52:00.484
When the fuck were you gonna
tell me your dad was Black?
00:52:00.517 --> 00:52:03.922
Stepdad. And I fail to
see how that's relevant.
00:52:03.955 --> 00:52:07.624
Why don't you start seeing with
your heart instead of your hate?
00:52:07.658 --> 00:52:09.693
Yeah?
00:52:09.727 --> 00:52:12.517
- "Relevant"? "Heart"? "Hate"?
- You know exactly what I'm talking about!
00:52:12.529 --> 00:52:14.020
- All right now, boys.
- I'm sorry, Papa.
00:52:14.032 --> 00:52:16.801
No bickering
under my roof, okay?
00:52:16.835 --> 00:52:18.002
Understood.
00:52:18.036 --> 00:52:20.071
- Who's hungry?
- I can eat.
00:52:20.104 --> 00:52:24.008
- Okay, good. Hungry?
- A little peckish.
00:52:33.985 --> 00:52:39.556
These are all the bullets
Dad's taken for heads of state.
00:52:39.590 --> 00:52:42.459
Mmm, impressive.
00:52:42.492 --> 00:52:45.495
Nothing like taking a bullet
to make you feel like a man.
00:52:45.529 --> 00:52:47.899
Yeah. I've taken 20 myself.
00:52:47.932 --> 00:52:49.666
I took a bullet.
00:52:50.902 --> 00:52:53.838
- Yeah?
- Yeah, for, uh... for Darius.
00:52:53.872 --> 00:52:56.808
I saved his life.
Right, Darius?
00:52:56.841 --> 00:52:59.978
Breece took a bullet for
my husband at The Hague.
00:53:00.011 --> 00:53:01.846
He was very brave.
00:53:01.880 --> 00:53:04.816
Check it out. Right there.
00:53:06.217 --> 00:53:08.887
Bryce,
that looks like a freckle.
00:53:08.920 --> 00:53:12.023
He also took a shotgun blast for me.
Last night.
00:53:12.056 --> 00:53:14.458
Well, actually,
I was wearing Kevlar.
00:53:14.491 --> 00:53:18.062
Kevlar? Real Triple-A's
never wear Kevlar.
00:53:18.096 --> 00:53:21.132
'Cause, knowing Bryce
and his trusty penknife,
00:53:21.165 --> 00:53:24.102
he'll have the danger all taken
care of before it even gets to that.
00:53:26.237 --> 00:53:31.209
You laugh, but countless heads of state
have been taken out by the penknife.
00:53:31.242 --> 00:53:32.609
No one sees it coming.
00:53:33.945 --> 00:53:36.014
Ah, yes.
00:53:36.047 --> 00:53:38.182
Elena's gelato.
00:53:38.216 --> 00:53:41.719
The best gelato on
this side of the Mediterranean.
00:53:44.756 --> 00:53:45.757
Bryce?
00:53:47.759 --> 00:53:49.459
Excuse me a moment.
00:53:49.493 --> 00:53:50.494
Bryce?
00:53:51.495 --> 00:53:52.529
Bryce?
00:53:53.264 --> 00:53:54.832
What's wrong with him?
00:53:55.266 --> 00:53:56.868
It's the gelato.
00:53:58.870 --> 00:54:00.004
I forgot.
00:54:00.872 --> 00:54:03.708
- It's a trigger.
- Why?
00:54:05.575 --> 00:54:08.846
All of Bryce's
memories are with his mother.
00:54:08.880 --> 00:54:13.017
She used to call him
her "little bodyguard."
00:54:13.051 --> 00:54:16.854
Every Sunday, she would take
Bryce to the amusement park.
00:54:16.888 --> 00:54:20.058
But it wasn't the rides
he was interested in.
00:54:20.091 --> 00:54:22.126
It was the gelato.
00:54:22.160 --> 00:54:25.763
Then what happened?
Did he choose the wrong flavor?
00:54:25.797 --> 00:54:27.597
No, my dear.
00:54:27.631 --> 00:54:29.934
Fate chose his mother.
00:54:29.968 --> 00:54:35.572
To this day, I have no idea why a
full-figured, 290-pound Italian man
00:54:35.605 --> 00:54:37.541
wanted to ride the Paratrooper.
00:54:38.542 --> 00:54:39.911
Truth is, I don't want to know.
00:54:40.712 --> 00:54:43.181
Some things
are best left unsaid.
00:54:46.683 --> 00:54:49.619
And Bryce, well,
he chose to blame himself.
00:54:51.222 --> 00:54:52.957
That's why he loves seat belts.
00:54:52.991 --> 00:54:55.927
Still doesn't explain
why he's so annoying.
00:54:58.963 --> 00:55:00.164
You're annoying.
00:55:11.175 --> 00:55:13.677
Hey. Hi. Hi.
00:55:13.711 --> 00:55:15.545
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:55:15.579 --> 00:55:17.882
- Do you want me to push you?
- No, no, no. Thank you.
00:55:17.915 --> 00:55:22.820
I just... I cry sometimes
when I'm awake.
00:55:22.854 --> 00:55:24.255
So...
00:55:24.288 --> 00:55:27.859
Your father told us
what happened to your mother.
00:55:27.892 --> 00:55:33.231
If I'd just ordered peach gelato a
minute sooner, she'd still be alive.
00:55:33.264 --> 00:55:36.834
- It's my fault. My bad. I get it.
- Oh, no, no, no.
00:55:36.868 --> 00:55:39.771
It's not your fault.
You cannot blame yourself.
00:55:39.804 --> 00:55:42.606
I mean, it's perfectly normal
to feel guilty.
00:55:42.639 --> 00:55:44.942
I understand you
better than you think.
00:55:45.675 --> 00:55:48.012
My mother was eaten by a shark.
00:55:50.614 --> 00:55:54.018
You know, seeing your mother
being devoured by a beast...
00:55:54.052 --> 00:55:57.221
It can really traumatize you.
More than you can think.
00:55:57.255 --> 00:56:02.126
But, my God, has he done
a number on you, honey.
00:56:02.160 --> 00:56:07.098
I mean, you are fucked up
in more ways than I can count.
00:56:07.131 --> 00:56:08.866
- Now it all makes sense.
- Yeah.
00:56:08.900 --> 00:56:11.002
Including your obsession
with my boobs.
00:56:11.035 --> 00:56:15.672
What? Did you say with your boobs?
I've never thought about your boobs.
00:56:15.706 --> 00:56:17.742
- Not even once.
- Come on.
00:56:17.775 --> 00:56:19.932
- You are obsessed with my boobs.
- Okay. Jesus Christ.
00:56:19.944 --> 00:56:21.312
All right.
00:56:21.345 --> 00:56:24.681
When you saved me,
you very gently cup your hands
00:56:24.715 --> 00:56:28.618
and push me by the boobs
to save me from the bullet.
00:56:28.652 --> 00:56:30.188
Not a lot of
alternative real estate...
00:56:30.221 --> 00:56:33.224
And I could hear the little
boy inside of you screaming,
00:56:33.257 --> 00:56:35.793
"Mommy, please don't die.
I need you!"
00:56:35.827 --> 00:56:37.383
I don't think that's
what I was screaming.
00:56:37.395 --> 00:56:40.364
I don't sound like that at all.
00:56:40.398 --> 00:56:43.301
- If it makes you feel any better...
- It doesn't.
00:56:43.334 --> 00:56:47.105
- I cannot eat gelato either.
- Right. Doesn't make me feel better.
00:56:47.138 --> 00:56:49.707
- I don't care.
- I'm lactose intolerant.
00:56:49.740 --> 00:56:52.642
I still don't care, so...
00:56:52.676 --> 00:56:54.879
I'm gonna head back inside.
00:56:54.912 --> 00:56:57.381
I think they're serving,
um, self-esteem.
00:56:57.415 --> 00:57:01.953
Okay. Hey, this was great.
It was really, really great.
00:57:01.986 --> 00:57:03.387
To get to the safe house...
00:57:03.421 --> 00:57:06.724
Excellent. Excellent.
Thank you very much.
00:57:06.757 --> 00:57:08.926
So we just go up here
and make a right.
00:57:09.894 --> 00:57:10.928
Good news.
00:57:12.029 --> 00:57:14.198
My contact says
everything is all set.
00:57:14.232 --> 00:57:17.168
We'll have that Ti-47 off
of you in no time.
00:57:17.201 --> 00:57:19.804
Meanwhile, I'll sort
everything out with Interpol.
00:57:19.837 --> 00:57:21.372
- Sonia.
- Okay?
00:57:21.405 --> 00:57:23.708
Let's let 'em
have a moment together.
00:57:25.076 --> 00:57:26.144
Bryce...
00:57:28.412 --> 00:57:29.780
I'm...
00:57:31.182 --> 00:57:32.984
sorry about the gelato.
00:57:34.819 --> 00:57:36.387
Hey.
00:57:36.420 --> 00:57:40.224
Other guys lose their license
and never come back.
00:57:40.258 --> 00:57:44.428
Look at you. You're gonna be a hero.
00:57:44.462 --> 00:57:47.165
I'll come down to the
safe house and see you
00:57:47.198 --> 00:57:49.867
after I've got
some more information.
00:57:49.901 --> 00:57:52.470
I will also have a talk
with the review board,
00:57:52.503 --> 00:57:54.705
see to it you get
a good hearing.
00:57:55.406 --> 00:57:56.707
Thank you.
00:57:57.808 --> 00:57:59.777
- Thank you, Dad.
- No worries.
00:58:01.445 --> 00:58:07.084
Oh, Bryce, take the Jag.
00:58:07.118 --> 00:58:11.022
The Jag? The one I wasn't even
allowed to look at as a kid?
00:58:11.055 --> 00:58:13.357
You've earned it.
00:58:24.535 --> 00:58:26.504
Damn,
I love this motherfucking car.
00:58:26.537 --> 00:58:28.339
- Yeah!
- But you love me more?
00:58:28.372 --> 00:58:30.341
- Oh, baby!
- Whoo!
00:58:33.110 --> 00:58:36.881
Can we just acknowledge for one
second that not only are we safe,
00:58:38.216 --> 00:58:40.451
but I think I'm going to get
my license back.
00:58:41.219 --> 00:58:44.121
All because of my father.
00:58:44.155 --> 00:58:46.490
I'm so happy for you, Breece.
00:58:48.793 --> 00:58:49.794
Baby...
00:58:53.464 --> 00:58:55.967
...there's something I've
been meaning to tell you.
00:58:57.101 --> 00:58:58.769
Ah...
00:58:58.803 --> 00:59:00.805
- What?
- You know, I think I'm gonna...
00:59:00.838 --> 00:59:03.074
I'm gonna join Dad's agency.
00:59:03.107 --> 00:59:04.909
Bryce and Son.
00:59:05.843 --> 00:59:06.844
That sounds...
00:59:08.012 --> 00:59:09.213
A little cottonmouth.
00:59:11.048 --> 00:59:13.751
You guys just can't keep
your hands off each...
00:59:27.265 --> 00:59:29.133
This feels familiar.
00:59:29.166 --> 00:59:31.023
I don't spend that
much time with my head in bags.
00:59:31.035 --> 00:59:33.271
Do you think maybe
once you could spot the ambush?
00:59:33.304 --> 00:59:35.206
- No.
- Watch my hair, motherfucker.
00:59:35.239 --> 00:59:36.474
Oh.
00:59:36.507 --> 00:59:40.778
What in the
A-double-money-sign is that?
00:59:49.320 --> 00:59:52.089
Aristotle Papadopolous.
00:59:54.091 --> 00:59:55.259
My darling.
00:59:56.427 --> 00:59:59.530
I thought I had
lost you forever.
00:59:59.563 --> 01:00:01.999
So many sleepless nights.
01:00:02.033 --> 01:00:06.203
So long have I wandered
in a maze of despair.
01:00:06.237 --> 01:00:11.008
Uh, anybody want to tell me
what the fuck's going on here?
01:00:12.443 --> 01:00:13.811
Monaco.
01:00:15.279 --> 01:00:17.581
A girl who had lost her way,
01:00:17.615 --> 01:00:22.286
turning tricks with wealthy
men at craps tables.
01:00:22.320 --> 01:00:26.557
But when she met
a mysterious Greek man,
01:00:26.590 --> 01:00:29.226
he taught her
there was more to life.
01:00:30.528 --> 01:00:32.863
A life of art,
01:00:32.897 --> 01:00:37.902
literature, dance and passion.
01:00:37.935 --> 01:00:42.606
She learned to appreciate
the finest things in life.
01:00:42.640 --> 01:00:45.209
But when the cheap decking
aboard his mega yacht
01:00:45.242 --> 01:00:47.178
snapped
her beautiful Gucci heel,
01:00:48.379 --> 01:00:52.283
fate took another turn.
01:00:53.351 --> 01:00:55.386
She was found by fishermen.
01:00:55.419 --> 01:00:59.623
She laid in bed for weeks,
and when she finally woke,
01:00:59.657 --> 01:01:02.360
she had amnesia.
01:01:03.461 --> 01:01:06.897
Now, seeing your face,
01:01:06.931 --> 01:01:11.569
and listening to your voice
so closely to my ear,
01:01:11.602 --> 01:01:14.538
it all came rushing back to me.
01:01:14.572 --> 01:01:17.308
- You've cured me.
- Mmm.
01:01:17.975 --> 01:01:20.211
Can you put the hood back on?
01:01:20.244 --> 01:01:22.513
You got history
with this motherfucker?
01:01:22.546 --> 01:01:27.918
And if I'd known earlier
it was you who had my case,
01:01:27.952 --> 01:01:33.090
I would've ensured you were
treated like the Aphrodite you are.
01:01:33.124 --> 01:01:35.059
Thank you.
01:01:35.092 --> 01:01:40.931
Have these two brought to Lucas and
Francesco in my torture chamber.
01:01:40.965 --> 01:01:42.533
- It is a fine...
- Torture chamber?
01:01:42.566 --> 01:01:45.269
- Did he say "cha-cha chamber"?
- No, motherfucker, he did not.
01:01:45.302 --> 01:01:48.172
Perhaps one day you'll learn
01:01:48.205 --> 01:01:52.676
that great men don't need to stoop
to vulgarity to express themselves.
01:01:52.711 --> 01:01:54.333
I know how to express
myself, motherfucker.
01:01:54.345 --> 01:01:55.679
- Take them away!
- Believe me.
01:01:55.714 --> 01:01:57.348
I have not begun
to express myself...
01:01:57.381 --> 01:01:59.417
Do we have
separate torture chambers?
01:02:03.120 --> 01:02:06.557
The final piece
of my master plan
01:02:06.590 --> 01:02:11.562
to win justice
for Europe's atrocities.
01:02:11.595 --> 01:02:15.966
Take it to the technology center
and have my yacht prepared.
01:02:26.377 --> 01:02:30.414
Come with me.
I have something to show you.
01:02:39.925 --> 01:02:43.127
The room we dreamed
of building together.
01:02:43.795 --> 01:02:46.030
Oh, Aris.
01:02:48.432 --> 01:02:52.136
You ever think that
maybe she's conning you?
01:02:52.169 --> 01:02:54.205
What?
01:02:54.238 --> 01:02:57.141
I'm just saying, she's a con woman.
That's what con women do.
01:02:57.174 --> 01:03:01.111
Con person? Person?
I don't know how you say that.
01:03:01.145 --> 01:03:03.385
Can you guys come back later?
We're in the middle of a...
01:03:03.414 --> 01:03:05.249
You're gonna tell us
everything you know.
01:03:10.554 --> 01:03:12.724
Oh, my God.
01:03:12.757 --> 01:03:14.658
I'm not telling you a motherf...
01:03:19.330 --> 01:03:21.665
So you never had a family?
01:03:21.700 --> 01:03:24.736
You were my only true love.
01:03:24.769 --> 01:03:27.438
You have suffered so much.
01:03:27.471 --> 01:03:30.474
You can go all day with that.
01:03:30.508 --> 01:03:33.712
You can electrocute him all day.
It'll only make him angrier.
01:03:36.146 --> 01:03:38.215
Mm-hmm. Yeah, you wait.
01:03:38.249 --> 01:03:40.651
I, on the other hand,
will tell you everything.
01:03:40.684 --> 01:03:42.809
- I'll tell you everything, if you just...
- What? Really?
01:03:42.821 --> 01:03:45.456
Just keep that away... Yes.
Sonia showed up. I was on vacation.
01:03:45.489 --> 01:03:47.546
- She said that Kincaid was in trouble.
- Oh, motherfucker!
01:03:47.558 --> 01:03:49.782
And then Interpol came.
I don't know where those guys came from.
01:03:49.794 --> 01:03:51.328
The guy's name
was Bobby O'Neill.
01:03:51.362 --> 01:03:53.698
Probably Robert O'Neill.
That guy was mean.
01:03:53.732 --> 01:03:55.499
He wanted us to make a buy.
01:03:55.533 --> 01:03:57.201
I don't even know what a buy is.
01:03:57.234 --> 01:03:58.714
That's like a drug thing
or something?
01:04:00.471 --> 01:04:03.407
We got away. We were like,
"That could be anything."
01:04:03.440 --> 01:04:05.409
Is that Francesco or are you...
01:04:06.443 --> 01:04:07.746
Put me down! Let me down!
01:04:10.648 --> 01:04:16.554
It is insensitive of me to show you
this, considering your condition.
01:04:19.323 --> 01:04:20.558
My what?
01:04:20.591 --> 01:04:23.728
Carlo was an associate of mine.
01:04:23.762 --> 01:04:27.231
When he found your husband,
he was at a fertility clinic.
01:04:28.165 --> 01:04:29.466
A fertility clinic?
01:04:29.500 --> 01:04:34.806
Buying fresh eggs.
I assumed you were barren.
01:04:36.708 --> 01:04:38.777
Sir, we have a situation.
01:04:43.480 --> 01:04:47.418
- Remind me never to tell you shit.
- But we're free, aren't we?
01:04:47.451 --> 01:04:50.154
Yeah. Fuck it.
Let's go save my girl.
01:04:53.190 --> 01:04:55.492
I don't know if I buy
this whole "amnesia" thing.
01:04:55.526 --> 01:04:57.361
You're all of a sudden
hating on Sonia.
01:04:57.394 --> 01:04:59.284
- She fucking loves you.
- I'm not hating on Sonia.
01:04:59.296 --> 01:05:03.167
I'm just saying it just reminds
me of something, you know?
01:05:03.200 --> 01:05:05.837
It's like a book
or a movie or something.
01:05:07.806 --> 01:05:10.474
Please don't fire a gun
in a cave!
01:05:10.507 --> 01:05:12.409
Motherfucker, you didn't get tased.
Shut up!
01:05:14.411 --> 01:05:18.315
I guess we'll
find out what a mace will do.
01:05:18.349 --> 01:05:20.284
Uh, that's decorative,
I think.
01:05:20.317 --> 01:05:22.887
What is it? It's gonna drive me crazy.
01:05:26.557 --> 01:05:28.626
Overboard.
01:05:28.659 --> 01:05:32.696
Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn. She gets
amnesia. Oh, I feel so much better!
01:05:32.731 --> 01:05:34.833
Oh, bullshit.
01:05:34.866 --> 01:05:36.500
- Oh, shit!
- Scatter.
01:05:36.533 --> 01:05:38.903
I wanted to keep that fucking mace.
01:05:44.308 --> 01:05:46.911
- Sonia! Sonia? Sonia!
- Hey, stop yelling!
01:05:46.945 --> 01:05:48.713
Hey, you're gonna get us
fucking killed.
01:05:48.747 --> 01:05:51.382
- There she is! Sonia!
- No, no, no. Hey, hey hey!
01:05:51.415 --> 01:05:53.517
- I'm coming to get you!
- You lied to me.
01:05:53.550 --> 01:05:56.487
- What?
- The night of our honeymoon.
01:05:56.520 --> 01:05:57.822
You didn't take a job.
01:05:57.856 --> 01:05:59.423
We're really doing this now?
01:05:59.456 --> 01:06:01.793
You went to a fertility clinic
to buy fresh eggs
01:06:01.826 --> 01:06:03.862
because you think mine
are rotten.
01:06:03.895 --> 01:06:06.831
Baby, you can't buy eggs at a
fertility clinic like a grocery store.
01:06:06.865 --> 01:06:08.867
That motherfucker
is lying to you!
01:06:08.900 --> 01:06:13.938
Do you want a life on the run,
or do you want the stability of a family?
01:06:16.640 --> 01:06:18.777
Goodbye, Darius. It's over.
01:06:18.810 --> 01:06:22.312
- We gotta go. No, we gotta go, Darius.
- Baby, no. No, Sonia!
01:06:22.346 --> 01:06:24.716
- Please!
- Let's go!
01:06:52.811 --> 01:06:55.847
Maybe she's playing him
to play you, like a triple cross.
01:06:55.880 --> 01:06:57.782
There's no triple cross.
01:06:57.816 --> 01:07:00.985
If that's the lifestyle she
wants, and he can give it to her,
01:07:01.019 --> 01:07:02.519
more power to him.
01:07:03.620 --> 01:07:08.993
I got no money in the bank.
Interpol's always in my ass.
01:07:09.027 --> 01:07:11.495
I'm a hitman shooting blanks.
01:07:11.528 --> 01:07:13.430
Wait. Hold on.
Wait. What?
01:07:13.464 --> 01:07:16.968
I got shot in the nuts on a job,
and I never told Sonia about it.
01:07:17.001 --> 01:07:19.003
You don't have testicles?
01:07:19.037 --> 01:07:22.539
No... I mean, yes, yes,
I have testicles.
01:07:22.573 --> 01:07:27.411
The right one, Kool & the Gang.
The left one, fugazi.
01:07:27.444 --> 01:07:30.849
So, my swimmers aren't strong enough
to get across the finish line,
01:07:30.882 --> 01:07:33.785
so I can give Sonia what
she wants most in the world.
01:07:33.818 --> 01:07:36.553
I told you, just be honest with her.
None of this would've happened
01:07:36.587 --> 01:07:38.422
if you were just honest.
01:07:38.455 --> 01:07:41.993
That shit always leads to an
ass-whupping or a jail sentence.
01:07:42.626 --> 01:07:44.796
I'll see you when I see you.
01:07:44.829 --> 01:07:47.699
Where are you going?
01:07:48.665 --> 01:07:49.701
Hey, Darius!
01:07:50.735 --> 01:07:51.735
Darius!
01:07:56.040 --> 01:07:59.711
Dad, there was an ambush, and...
01:08:01.713 --> 01:08:03.748
What's the Jag doing here?
01:08:03.782 --> 01:08:07.051
You are the dumbest
motherfucker I have ever met.
01:08:08.452 --> 01:08:10.587
Wow, that, uh...
01:08:10.621 --> 01:08:14.391
I handle Aristotle's security detail
while he's in Italy, you moron.
01:08:14.424 --> 01:08:16.761
You... You work
for the bad guys?
01:08:16.795 --> 01:08:20.999
A Triple-A puts his clients
ahead of God, family,
01:08:21.032 --> 01:08:23.534
and certainly a pantywaist,
such as yourself.
01:08:23.567 --> 01:08:27.906
You are a cruel son of a...
01:08:29.841 --> 01:08:31.843
- God...
- I would turn you in,
01:08:31.876 --> 01:08:34.611
but that would be an admission
that I think you're a threat.
01:08:34.645 --> 01:08:37.381
Oh, and, Bryce,
I spoke to the review board.
01:08:37.414 --> 01:08:40.718
They agree with me.
You're barred for life.
01:08:40.752 --> 01:08:42.419
Wow.
01:08:42.452 --> 01:08:45.622
Now get off my trash.
You're a stain on my legacy.
01:10:05.937 --> 01:10:11.743
Out of all the gin joints
in all the world, you walk into mine.
01:10:11.776 --> 01:10:14.879
My dad screwed us.
He's Aristotle's head of security.
01:10:14.913 --> 01:10:18.783
Also, he really hates me.
01:10:18.816 --> 01:10:21.518
I owe you an apology, Kincaid.
01:10:21.551 --> 01:10:24.488
You know, your thing really is
better than my thing.
01:10:24.521 --> 01:10:26.556
No more Mr. Nice Bryce.
01:10:26.590 --> 01:10:29.794
All right? I wanna be a badass, you know?
I wanna be loose!
01:10:29.827 --> 01:10:33.231
Hey, we should do some coke!
01:10:35.133 --> 01:10:39.536
Motherfucker, you would OD on
a baby aspirin and a diet soda.
01:10:39.569 --> 01:10:42.673
I want to speak
to Darius Kincaid, please.
01:10:42.707 --> 01:10:45.176
- Is there a Mr. Kincaid here?
- Who's asking?
01:10:46.878 --> 01:10:49.747
- His fucking wife, motherfucker.
- Your wife.
01:10:49.781 --> 01:10:53.918
What the fuck do you want,
and how the fuck did you find me?
01:10:53.952 --> 01:10:57.021
I found you 'cause
they found you, motherfucker.
01:10:57.055 --> 01:11:00.012
There's a kill team coming your way,
so you better get the fuck out of there.
01:11:00.024 --> 01:11:04.929
And how dare you give me attitude
when I am risking my hot ass over here
01:11:04.963 --> 01:11:06.831
so that we can have
our fucking honeymoon.
01:11:06.864 --> 01:11:09.000
And what about
all that shit in Monaco?
01:11:09.033 --> 01:11:11.002
Oh, come on, Darius.
01:11:11.035 --> 01:11:14.138
Do you know how many men I
conned before you came along?
01:11:15.073 --> 01:11:16.975
I never had amnesia.
01:11:17.008 --> 01:11:18.710
For real?
01:11:18.743 --> 01:11:20.945
How could you think for a second
that I would leave you?
01:11:20.979 --> 01:11:23.781
I can't imagine my life
without you!
01:11:23.815 --> 01:11:25.615
Baby, look.
01:11:25.649 --> 01:11:28.518
I didn't go to a fertility
clinic because of you.
01:11:28.552 --> 01:11:30.242
I think you can't get pregnant
because of me.
01:11:30.254 --> 01:11:33.690
Baby, would've been nice
to have a family.
01:11:33.725 --> 01:11:35.059
We can adopt.
01:11:35.760 --> 01:11:37.627
Oh, yes, baby.
01:11:39.097 --> 01:11:41.733
You will be
the best father, baby.
01:11:41.766 --> 01:11:46.570
I mean, look how good
you've been for Breece,
01:11:46.603 --> 01:11:50.607
this dysfunctional,
abandoned, poor child.
01:11:50.640 --> 01:11:55.679
His father obviously hates him.
I mean, he doesn't have any friends.
01:11:55.713 --> 01:11:59.516
And you, you've been nothing
but a ray of sunlight.
01:12:00.351 --> 01:12:04.989
I love you so much,
Sonia Kincaid.
01:12:05.023 --> 01:12:07.557
And I'm coming
to rescue your ass.
01:12:07.591 --> 01:12:11.162
I love you more than ever,
mi cucaracha.
01:12:11.195 --> 01:12:14.065
But you better hurry
the fuck up.
01:12:14.098 --> 01:12:16.801
He's going to destroy Europe
to save Greece.
01:12:16.834 --> 01:12:20.872
He's drilling into Viareggio's data grid
tomorrow while he escapes on his yacht.
01:12:20.905 --> 01:12:22.340
You have to stop him.
01:12:22.373 --> 01:12:23.975
Get the fuck down!
01:12:24.742 --> 01:12:27.912
Darius? Darius?
01:12:28.846 --> 01:12:33.084
So, how does it feel
to lose the one you love?
01:12:36.653 --> 01:12:39.891
I, for one,
did not sleep.
01:12:41.691 --> 01:12:42.894
Amnesia?
01:12:44.262 --> 01:12:45.930
Really?
01:12:45.963 --> 01:12:49.167
Do you think I haven't seen
the film Overboard?
01:12:49.200 --> 01:12:51.601
Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn.
01:12:53.204 --> 01:12:54.839
A minor classic.
01:12:57.775 --> 01:13:04.614
Well, my security has already
exterminated your cucaracha.
01:13:04.648 --> 01:13:08.286
And you will die alone
and without a family.
01:13:10.755 --> 01:13:15.293
No one in this world
can kill Darius Kincaid.
01:13:15.326 --> 01:13:17.661
That motherfucker is unkillable.
01:13:21.833 --> 01:13:23.034
Whoo!
01:13:24.769 --> 01:13:27.772
- Oh! Car chase.
- Oh, shit.
01:13:36.280 --> 01:13:39.071
You've reached Michael Bryce. Please
leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
01:13:39.083 --> 01:13:41.651
- Hey, future Mike. It's me.
- Fuck!
01:13:41.685 --> 01:13:44.021
Are you seriously making
a phone call right now?
01:13:44.989 --> 01:13:46.424
Oh, shit!
01:13:46.457 --> 01:13:48.793
I feel like my spiritual
journey is almost complete.
01:13:49.327 --> 01:13:50.928
But now I realize...
01:13:54.866 --> 01:13:56.801
safety's for losers!
01:13:56.834 --> 01:13:58.402
Whoo!
01:13:58.436 --> 01:14:02.073
The old Bryce,
he is long gone.
01:14:04.175 --> 01:14:06.711
And I'm driving
without a seat belt now.
01:14:10.815 --> 01:14:14.285
It's a crazy thing that happens
when you lose everything.
01:14:14.986 --> 01:14:15.987
Oh, shit!
01:14:20.358 --> 01:14:21.959
You got nothing left to lose.
01:14:28.900 --> 01:14:31.135
You know, it's like
Tim McGraw always says...
01:14:31.169 --> 01:14:32.170
Tim Mc-fucking-who?
01:14:33.204 --> 01:14:35.039
You gotta live
like you were dying.
01:14:44.415 --> 01:14:47.351
That is the lamest shit
I have ever heard in my life.
01:14:49.287 --> 01:14:51.189
Ooh, I'm at
the event horizon, baby.
01:14:51.222 --> 01:14:54.125
- I mean, I feel truly...
- Nobody's after us. Slow down!
01:14:54.158 --> 01:14:55.893
- ...and completely free.
- Bryce.
01:15:03.000 --> 01:15:06.037
It's okay. My knees,
head and skin broke the fall!
01:15:19.951 --> 01:15:21.953
So I'm gonna see my dad,
01:15:21.986 --> 01:15:24.388
and I'm really nervous
01:15:24.422 --> 01:15:28.292
'cause all I want in the world
is for him to be proud of me.
01:15:28.326 --> 01:15:31.796
And I think you, future Michael,
will be proud of me for dealing with this.
01:15:31.829 --> 01:15:34.498
I know I've said a lot of things and...
01:15:36.901 --> 01:15:40.771
Whatever the fuck
this "future Michael" shit is,
01:15:40.805 --> 01:15:42.206
it's got to go.
01:15:42.240 --> 01:15:45.409
You are the "future Michael,"
motherfucker.
01:15:45.443 --> 01:15:48.112
My dad called me
a stain on his legacy.
01:15:48.145 --> 01:15:50.848
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Look, I get it.
01:15:50.881 --> 01:15:54.986
You are a fuck-up, okay?
You got some fucking issues.
01:15:55.019 --> 01:15:57.054
But you can't allow
a motherfucker
01:15:57.088 --> 01:16:00.291
you share not one drop of
DNA with to define you.
01:16:08.165 --> 01:16:11.335
Something I've been meaning to tell you.
When I got clipped in the nuts...
01:16:13.304 --> 01:16:14.772
it happened in Brussels.
01:16:16.007 --> 01:16:17.975
Brussels?
01:16:18.009 --> 01:16:19.999
I'm Michael Bryce,
your executive protection agent.
01:16:20.011 --> 01:16:22.380
- Get down! Shots fired! Shots fired!
- Contact! Contact!
01:16:27.151 --> 01:16:29.287
Mother...
01:16:29.320 --> 01:16:32.523
I'm the one who shot you in the nuts,
and you never thought to tell me that?
01:16:32.556 --> 01:16:34.859
That's a W for me.
That's a big I for you.
01:16:34.892 --> 01:16:36.527
It was a ricochet.
01:16:36.560 --> 01:16:38.617
- Ricochet, my ass, motherfucker.
- Ricochets don't count
01:16:38.629 --> 01:16:41.109
- unless you call them, motherfucker.
- Take the L. Take the I!
01:16:44.235 --> 01:16:48.005
Despite the fact
you get on my last nerve,
01:16:48.039 --> 01:16:50.241
you're a pretty good
fucking bodyguard.
01:16:51.909 --> 01:16:54.178
I'm never getting my license back.
That's over.
01:16:54.211 --> 01:16:55.813
You don't need a license.
01:16:58.549 --> 01:17:00.117
What do bodyguards do?
01:17:02.219 --> 01:17:03.988
They protect people?
01:17:04.021 --> 01:17:07.391
And the whole of Europe needs
your protection right now.
01:17:08.392 --> 01:17:09.994
Now repeat after me.
01:17:10.027 --> 01:17:14.165
"I'm unlicensed
and I don't give a fuck."
01:17:14.198 --> 01:17:17.902
I'm unlicensed and that's terrible.
That's...
01:17:21.038 --> 01:17:22.139
Again?
01:17:23.507 --> 01:17:26.877
I'm unlicensed
and I don't give a fuck.
01:17:27.545 --> 01:17:29.213
Louder.
01:17:29.246 --> 01:17:31.148
I'm unlicensed
and I don't give a fuck.
01:17:31.182 --> 01:17:32.950
Robust!
01:17:32.983 --> 01:17:36.887
I'm unlicensed
and I don't give a fuck!
01:17:36.921 --> 01:17:39.523
Now let's go do what we do
and fuck some shit up.
01:17:39.557 --> 01:17:41.625
Let's go fuck some shit up!
01:17:41.659 --> 01:17:44.350
- Don't move! Put your hands on your head!
- Nope! Wasn't touching it.
01:17:44.362 --> 01:17:46.464
We're telling you the truth.
01:17:46.497 --> 01:17:50.401
Sonia told Kincaid Aristotle is drilling
into the data junction at Viareggio.
01:17:50.434 --> 01:17:52.436
He's gonna upload the virus
in an hour.
01:17:52.470 --> 01:17:54.326
Aristotle's too influential.
We'll never get a warrant in time.
01:17:54.338 --> 01:17:56.407
- Let us take him down.
- Come on!
01:17:56.440 --> 01:18:01.145
We just got reports of drilling at a
location in the center of Viareggio.
01:18:01.178 --> 01:18:03.168
What assets do we have
on the ground in that region?
01:18:03.180 --> 01:18:04.915
The closest agent
is Bobby O'Neill.
01:18:04.949 --> 01:18:07.451
Perhaps this time,
we do things the Boston way.
01:18:07.485 --> 01:18:10.421
Fine. Alert all local forces
and send them to that drill.
01:18:10.454 --> 01:18:13.094
We've also located his mega yacht
fleeing for international waters.
01:18:13.124 --> 01:18:14.592
Christ's sakes.
01:18:14.625 --> 01:18:16.482
Don't be the government
agent in the documentary
01:18:16.494 --> 01:18:18.718
who has all the info on the bad
guy, then lets him go anyway.
01:18:18.730 --> 01:18:20.097
Don't be that guy.
01:18:20.131 --> 01:18:22.566
- Woman.
- I think that's implied.
01:18:26.203 --> 01:18:28.005
What do you need
to stop Aristotle?
01:18:28.038 --> 01:18:29.407
We need boats.
01:18:30.307 --> 01:18:31.475
And we need guns.
01:18:32.744 --> 01:18:34.678
That's my motherfucking bodyguard.
01:18:34.713 --> 01:18:37.114
- And we need them.
- What?
01:18:40.584 --> 01:18:41.986
What are your names?
01:18:42.019 --> 01:18:43.421
- Gary.
- Johan.
01:18:43.454 --> 01:18:48.159
Gary, Johan, are you ready
to get your fuck on?
01:18:53.130 --> 01:18:55.065
- What?
- That came out wrong.
01:18:55.099 --> 01:18:58.703
Not together. With us.
That also came out wrong.
01:18:58.737 --> 01:19:01.639
You're gonna get your fuck on
in an action context.
01:19:16.654 --> 01:19:20.424
We have visual of the hitman and the
bodyguard leaving port in a speedboat.
01:19:20.458 --> 01:19:22.526
Deploy level 1 security.
01:19:22.560 --> 01:19:25.296
Go, go, go!
01:19:35.272 --> 01:19:37.374
Hey, Gary,
I think we're outnumbered!
01:19:37.408 --> 01:19:39.577
No fucking shit, Johan!
01:19:56.093 --> 01:19:58.128
God, I hope Gary and Johan
are okay.
01:19:58.162 --> 01:20:00.097
How the fuck can they
even think that's us?
01:20:00.130 --> 01:20:02.466
Those motherfuckers didn't hit nobody!
01:20:02.500 --> 01:20:06.604
Well, it's called a decoy, Darius.
Bodyguarding 101.
01:20:06.637 --> 01:20:09.161
My dad's gonna have three levels
of security. That was the first.
01:20:09.173 --> 01:20:11.442
- Boring!
- Well, boring is always best.
01:20:11.475 --> 01:20:14.144
- Get the fuck outta here.
- I will turn this boat around!
01:20:16.715 --> 01:20:19.683
We're 30 seconds out from Viareggio.
01:20:19.718 --> 01:20:22.219
- Copy that.
- If we don't stop the drill,
01:20:22.253 --> 01:20:24.688
they'll upload the virus
and wipe out Europe.
01:20:31.195 --> 01:20:32.797
Get down, get down!
On the ground!
01:20:32.831 --> 01:20:36.400
Get down, get down!
Everybody down! Everybody down!
01:20:36.433 --> 01:20:38.202
Shut up! Shut up!
01:20:38.235 --> 01:20:40.204
Stop! Stop! Stop! He says
they're building pipes.
01:20:40.237 --> 01:20:42.741
Pipes? What kind of pipes?
What kind of pipes?
01:20:42.774 --> 01:20:44.743
- Wait, this isn't a data junction.
- What?
01:20:44.776 --> 01:20:47.144
This is a high-pressure sewage line.
01:20:47.177 --> 01:20:49.836
Are you telling me that we've sent all
our resources to the wrong location?
01:20:49.848 --> 01:20:52.249
The site manager here is
telling me the type of drill
01:20:52.283 --> 01:20:54.853
that was stolen from the dock
is a deep-sea drill.
01:20:54.886 --> 01:20:57.521
They're not drilling on land.
They're drilling in the ocean.
01:20:57.555 --> 01:21:01.458
It ain't Viareggio, the town.
It's Viareggio, the ocean trench.
01:21:01.492 --> 01:21:04.863
And guess what's down there...
Europe's central data junction.
01:21:04.896 --> 01:21:07.131
What? What does that mean?
01:21:07.164 --> 01:21:11.435
It means the fate of Europe is in the
hands of a hitman and a bodyguard.
01:21:16.607 --> 01:21:19.176
Deploying the drill now, sir.
01:21:21.579 --> 01:21:23.314
Drill head descending.
01:21:25.316 --> 01:21:26.684
One hundred meters.
01:21:31.923 --> 01:21:35.794
First, you are going
to watch Europe burn,
01:21:35.827 --> 01:21:39.731
and then I am going
to dump you at sea.
01:21:39.764 --> 01:21:43.467
But this time without the necklace.
01:21:50.842 --> 01:21:53.644
There's no one here.
The boat is empty.
01:21:53.677 --> 01:21:55.814
Buongiorno, motherfucker.
01:21:55.847 --> 01:21:58.850
Decoys. Works every time.
01:21:58.883 --> 01:22:01.385
Didn't you say there were
several layers of security?
01:22:01.418 --> 01:22:03.187
Level 2 is going to be much more...
01:22:05.790 --> 01:22:08.659
Attention!
We have you completely surrounded.
01:22:08.692 --> 01:22:11.395
There is absolutely no chance of...
01:22:15.767 --> 01:22:17.702
Not very practical.
01:22:17.736 --> 01:22:20.237
Well, can't we skip a couple of
levels, get to the hard shit?
01:22:20.270 --> 01:22:21.271
Sure.
01:22:23.842 --> 01:22:26.443
Sir, we have visual of the data junction.
01:22:26.477 --> 01:22:28.913
You take the upper.
I'll take the lower.
01:22:52.269 --> 01:22:54.672
That's funny. Your father told
me you weren't using guns.
01:22:54.706 --> 01:22:56.808
Sabbatical's over.
01:22:56.841 --> 01:22:58.943
Now give me back my gun.
01:22:59.944 --> 01:23:02.646
What sort of witchcraft is that?
01:23:10.889 --> 01:23:13.190
Fuck!
01:23:19.831 --> 01:23:24.201
All right, you ready
for the show, huh? Huh?
01:23:25.770 --> 01:23:27.638
Fuck!
01:23:27.671 --> 01:23:29.974
That's okay.
They can be terribly slippery.
01:23:42.453 --> 01:23:44.789
Sir, we've made contact
with the data junction.
01:23:46.356 --> 01:23:48.727
Initiating drill sequence.
01:23:57.969 --> 01:24:00.038
Slight scratch.
01:24:00.071 --> 01:24:01.371
Slight splash!
01:24:01.405 --> 01:24:02.841
Oh, shit!
01:24:02.874 --> 01:24:05.342
Magnum .44 has six rounds.
01:24:05.375 --> 01:24:09.480
- You have only one left, cock fossil!
- Fuck!
01:24:10.447 --> 01:24:11.916
I can see around corners!
01:24:14.953 --> 01:24:18.689
Through walls and sofas.
01:24:19.724 --> 01:24:22.026
Even your heat signature
looks old.
01:24:23.762 --> 01:24:26.396
Kiss my...
01:24:41.946 --> 01:24:44.615
Nope.
01:24:44.648 --> 01:24:46.718
Nope!
01:24:50.989 --> 01:24:55.626
You're lucky.
You're lucky I love this song.
01:25:01.032 --> 01:25:03.902
Data junction compromised.
Commence upload of virus.
01:25:05.669 --> 01:25:07.906
Virus upload initiated.
01:25:07.939 --> 01:25:11.009
Estimated time: Six minutes.
01:25:15.713 --> 01:25:18.950
Sir, it appears that Level 1
were chasing a decoy.
01:25:18.983 --> 01:25:21.886
Magnusson and Zento will take care of it.
01:25:33.463 --> 01:25:34.732
Kill her.
01:25:37.534 --> 01:25:40.337
Come out, hitman!
01:25:54.418 --> 01:25:55.686
Oh!
01:26:02.927 --> 01:26:07.664
Virus-upload time remaining:
Five minutes.
01:26:07.699 --> 01:26:10.567
Say hello to my little filos.
01:26:10.601 --> 01:26:14.939
As his bodyguard,
I strongly advise you put the gun down.
01:26:17.208 --> 01:26:21.713
As his bodyguard,
I strongly advise you to put the gun down.
01:26:21.746 --> 01:26:23.614
I can't do that.
01:26:24.782 --> 01:26:29.153
One phone call,
and the review board renews your license.
01:26:29.187 --> 01:26:31.421
It's what you've
always wanted, son.
01:26:34.658 --> 01:26:36.693
He's my friend.
01:26:36.728 --> 01:26:39.097
He's my best friend.
My BFF.
01:26:40.765 --> 01:26:41.965
That's "Best Friends Forever."
01:26:50.008 --> 01:26:54.112
- Virus-upload time remaining: 4 minutes.
- Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!
01:26:54.145 --> 01:26:55.545
Are you wearing Kevlar?
01:27:01.485 --> 01:27:05.622
Of course I'm wearing Kevlar.
I'm a 90-year-old man, Bryce.
01:27:05.656 --> 01:27:08.960
What were all those stories about then?
Jesus...
01:27:08.993 --> 01:27:11.695
That was just to boost book sales.
01:27:26.778 --> 01:27:28.780
Time to die,
you old cow.
01:27:43.560 --> 01:27:45.830
Your father's got you right
where he wants you now, kid.
01:27:45.863 --> 01:27:47.699
You're so spry.
01:27:47.732 --> 01:27:51.135
Virus-upload time remaining:
Three minutes.
01:27:51.169 --> 01:27:52.971
Forget your training, Junior?
01:27:54.305 --> 01:27:56.140
You forget who trained me.
01:28:06.084 --> 01:28:07.852
Motherfucker!
01:28:22.632 --> 01:28:25.970
Guess we're at a stalemate.
01:28:27.972 --> 01:28:29.707
I guess not.
01:28:29.741 --> 01:28:33.610
Hello, darling.
Did you finish the con woman?
01:28:33.643 --> 01:28:39.017
Her last words were that she had
something in common with her husband.
01:28:39.050 --> 01:28:41.953
We're both fucking unkillable.
01:28:43.855 --> 01:28:46.991
Virus upload. Two minutes.
01:28:47.025 --> 01:28:50.694
Triple-A always has three.
Any last words?
01:28:50.728 --> 01:28:52.997
Penknife's a very versatile tool.
01:28:54.065 --> 01:28:55.532
No one sees it coming.
01:28:59.636 --> 01:29:03.673
You motherfuckers!
01:29:03.708 --> 01:29:07.611
That's right, Papa Dickless.
01:29:07.644 --> 01:29:11.082
You gotta earn the right
to call us "motherfuckers."
01:29:11.115 --> 01:29:14.218
- Motherfucker!
- Motherfucker!
01:29:14.252 --> 01:29:19.223
Virus-upload time remaining:
50 seconds.
01:29:24.095 --> 01:29:25.163
Not bad.
01:29:26.197 --> 01:29:27.631
But you failed.
01:29:27.664 --> 01:29:29.801
Virus-upload time remaining:
40 seconds.
01:29:29.834 --> 01:29:31.323
There's gotta be a way
to shut this down.
01:29:31.335 --> 01:29:34.872
His ship is rigged to explode
if you stop the virus.
01:29:34.906 --> 01:29:39.143
Save yourself or save Europe.
Which is it gonna be, Bryce?
01:29:41.712 --> 01:29:45.950
- Peach gelato or lavender fig?
- Thirty seconds.
01:29:47.919 --> 01:29:48.986
I love you.
01:29:49.020 --> 01:29:52.589
Run!
01:30:15.279 --> 01:30:18.216
The hitman, the bodyguard
and the con woman.
01:30:18.249 --> 01:30:20.284
You assholes look like shit.
01:30:20.318 --> 01:30:22.987
Don't talk to us like that,
you cheesy fuck.
01:30:23.020 --> 01:30:25.990
- We're not your bitches anymore.
- Relax.
01:30:26.023 --> 01:30:29.227
- I got you your little yacht for your honeymoon.
- All right.
01:30:29.260 --> 01:30:33.397
But you're still wanted,
so until Interpol clears up the legals,
01:30:33.431 --> 01:30:36.234
I need all three of you on that
yacht for the next 48 hours.
01:30:36.267 --> 01:30:37.835
Are we clear?
01:30:37.869 --> 01:30:40.104
No. Uh, Bob, quick sidebar.
01:30:40.138 --> 01:30:42.974
- No fucking sidebar or I'll punch you in your face.
- Okay.
01:30:43.007 --> 01:30:44.208
Fuck it.
01:30:46.844 --> 01:30:49.013
- And?
- Are you serious about that?
01:30:49.046 --> 01:30:50.214
Deadly.
01:30:50.248 --> 01:30:52.250
You are sicker fucks
than I thought.
01:30:53.217 --> 01:30:55.987
Here, you. Sign there.
01:30:56.020 --> 01:30:58.122
Wait, what is this?
This is...
01:30:58.156 --> 01:30:59.991
Hold on a second.
You...
01:31:01.259 --> 01:31:04.061
You guys got my license back?
01:31:04.095 --> 01:31:06.731
- Come on!
- I'll let her explain.
01:31:08.499 --> 01:31:10.835
Enjoy your honeymoon, shitheads.
01:31:11.869 --> 01:31:15.339
Oh, Breece.
01:31:15.373 --> 01:31:17.241
Thank you.
01:31:22.079 --> 01:31:23.881
What's she doing?
01:31:32.056 --> 01:31:33.891
My baby cucaracha,
01:31:35.026 --> 01:31:37.361
you just signed
the adoption papers.
01:31:37.395 --> 01:31:40.131
- The what?
- The adoption papers.
01:31:40.164 --> 01:31:42.967
You are now our son!
01:31:44.502 --> 01:31:46.337
- Wait, what the fuck?
- What the fuck?
01:32:15.533 --> 01:32:17.368
Hello, you've reached
Michael Bryce.
01:32:17.401 --> 01:32:19.804
Please leave a message
and have a Triple-A day.
01:32:19.837 --> 01:32:22.106
Really?
That's your voice mail?
01:32:22.139 --> 01:32:25.910
Listen, it turns out it's gonna take more
time to get your asses un-Red-Noticed,
01:32:25.943 --> 01:32:28.179
so I need you on that yacht
for at least another month.
01:32:28.212 --> 01:32:30.047
You know what?
Maybe two.
01:32:30.081 --> 01:32:34.018
Anyway, enjoy your sabbatical.
And say hi to your mom and dad.
01:32:34.051 --> 01:32:38.089
But don't call me.
Ever! Like, never ever!
01:32:38.122 --> 01:32:39.557
Oh, Darius!
01:32:39.590 --> 01:32:41.580
- Oh, baby.
- Darius, we finally get to make love...
01:32:41.592 --> 01:32:44.061
- Oh, shit!
- ...just for the sake of fucking.
01:32:44.095 --> 01:32:46.964
We don't have to worry
about having a baby.
01:32:46.998 --> 01:32:49.400
- We have our little Breece.
- Oh, baby, that's it!
01:32:49.433 --> 01:32:52.837
What are you doing?
Oh, my God!
01:32:52.870 --> 01:32:55.039
Sonia, what are you doing?
What's that...
01:32:55.072 --> 01:32:57.908
Oh, baby, that hip moving.
Oh, that's new pussy!
01:32:57.942 --> 01:33:01.545
- New pussy!
- Oh, mi cucaracha!
01:33:08.011 --> 01:34:16.011
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