WEBVTT 00:00:00.709 --> 00:00:56.294 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:02:06.377 --> 00:02:09.547 Please provide a status update on the meters. 00:02:09.631 --> 00:02:13.176 Um, I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at. 00:02:13.259 --> 00:02:17.388 You know, I'm just a maintenance technician, right? For the entire galaxy. 00:02:17.472 --> 00:02:21.142 You are categorized as low-level maintenance crew. 00:02:21.225 --> 00:02:24.395 And when am I gonna get a... an android up here? 00:02:26.564 --> 00:02:27.732 Are you feeling lonely? 00:02:27.815 --> 00:02:30.735 I'm alone. I'm not lonely. 00:02:30.818 --> 00:02:32.737 Anyway, robots are awful company. 00:02:33.738 --> 00:02:37.909 I just... I don't like these spacewalks. 00:02:37.992 --> 00:02:40.495 An android companion is not an approved expense. 00:02:40.578 --> 00:02:43.498 Um, can you really put a value on human life? 00:02:43.581 --> 00:02:46.751 You were registered at a cost of $500,000. 00:02:46.834 --> 00:02:50.838 The android costs $40 million. Please get us those readings STAT. 00:02:50.922 --> 00:02:54.384 Humans on Earth are not handling the recent surge in thunderstorms well. 00:02:54.467 --> 00:02:57.637 Yeah, I got your readings right here all right. 00:02:57.720 --> 00:03:01.474 - Warning! - Mayday. Mayday, mayday! 00:03:01.557 --> 00:03:06.145 Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! 00:03:07.647 --> 00:03:10.358 Ground control, what the hell just happened? 00:03:10.441 --> 00:03:11.442 - Warning! - Hey! 00:03:11.526 --> 00:03:12.694 Warning! 00:03:12.777 --> 00:03:14.487 Ground control, can you hear me? 00:03:14.570 --> 00:03:15.571 Hello! 00:03:16.656 --> 00:03:17.657 Hello! 00:03:17.740 --> 00:03:20.827 Christ! 00:03:42.765 --> 00:03:44.475 A lot of them are strays, 00:03:44.559 --> 00:03:48.062 or turned in by owners who can't take care of them anymore. 00:03:48.146 --> 00:03:51.357 I need one that has some wine knowledge and won't spill. 00:03:51.441 --> 00:03:53.484 My mom's a bit particular. 00:03:53.568 --> 00:03:54.902 What about these two? 00:03:56.904 --> 00:04:01.409 This one is Charlie. He's a fully operational companion robot. 00:04:01.492 --> 00:04:05.747 He served as an excellent end of life caretaker for elders. 00:04:05.830 --> 00:04:07.331 - He's great. - Hm. 00:04:07.415 --> 00:04:11.878 - Is his outfit changeable? - Yeah, sure, yeah. 00:04:11.961 --> 00:04:14.464 Do you want to get to know Charlie in the meeting zone? 00:04:14.547 --> 00:04:16.132 Hm, okay, yeah. 00:04:22.764 --> 00:04:25.391 I'm super easygoing. 00:04:25.475 --> 00:04:29.187 Comfortable with any conversation topic. 00:04:29.270 --> 00:04:31.230 You can't shock me, hm? 00:04:32.940 --> 00:04:37.737 I can say "one more beer" in over 48 languages. 00:04:37.820 --> 00:04:39.447 Take me on holiday. 00:04:39.530 --> 00:04:41.908 You're in for a real treat. 00:04:41.991 --> 00:04:43.910 Can he clean pools? 00:04:43.993 --> 00:04:46.579 Actually, Charlie is a little sensitive with water. 00:04:46.662 --> 00:04:49.791 Oh, come on, Brian, I bet you're no mermaid either. 00:04:49.874 --> 00:04:52.960 I am great at doing the dead-man float. 00:04:53.961 --> 00:04:55.004 Am I right? 00:04:55.087 --> 00:04:57.882 Uh, no. Can I please meet the other one? 00:04:57.965 --> 00:04:59.342 Let's take this outside. 00:04:59.425 --> 00:05:01.844 So, so, you like wine? 00:05:03.596 --> 00:05:05.014 Uh, my mom does. 00:05:05.097 --> 00:05:06.933 Okay, listen to this. 00:05:07.016 --> 00:05:10.853 What did the grape say when it was being stepped on? 00:05:10.937 --> 00:05:13.773 - Uh, I don't know? - Nothing. 00:05:13.856 --> 00:05:15.983 He just let out a little wine. 00:05:17.527 --> 00:05:19.111 Huh? Am I right? 00:05:19.195 --> 00:05:21.197 Am I right? 00:05:44.971 --> 00:05:48.182 - What did she say about me, huh? - It's a hard pass, Charlie. 00:05:49.267 --> 00:05:51.853 It was the dead-man float shtick, huh? 00:05:52.854 --> 00:05:54.748 A little too dark, wasn't I? 00:05:54.772 --> 00:05:57.149 I don't think she's your type of crowd. 00:05:57.233 --> 00:05:59.443 You weren't made for young ones like that. 00:05:59.527 --> 00:06:01.654 I'm like a fine wine... 00:06:01.737 --> 00:06:04.323 - complex but very, very fruity. - Yeah. 00:06:04.407 --> 00:06:06.367 That should be plenty enough walking. 00:06:06.450 --> 00:06:09.120 Okay, it's bedtime, Charlie. 00:06:09.203 --> 00:06:11.414 I need to go get some rest. 00:06:11.497 --> 00:06:13.291 Okay. 00:06:27.972 --> 00:06:30.266 Close your eyes, Charlie. 00:07:01.339 --> 00:07:04.884 He can cook. He makes amazing desserts. 00:07:04.967 --> 00:07:07.803 He's great at small household tasks. 00:07:09.764 --> 00:07:12.808 No, no, he can't fix electrical equipment. 00:07:12.892 --> 00:07:16.938 He's an older model, he will fry. But he's amazing. 00:07:20.232 --> 00:07:23.945 No, I understand. We'll call you if we get one of those. 00:07:24.028 --> 00:07:25.196 Yeah. 00:07:25.279 --> 00:07:28.199 I see here you said to not call, my bad. 00:07:28.282 --> 00:07:29.742 Have a nice even... 00:07:31.285 --> 00:07:32.328 Asshole. 00:07:50.388 --> 00:07:52.723 Eva, engage thrusters. 00:07:52.807 --> 00:07:57.269 - Thrusters damaged. - Eva, engage thrusters. 00:07:57.353 --> 00:07:58.729 - Thrusters damaged. - Eva? 00:07:59.897 --> 00:08:02.459 - Ground control, talk to me. - Connection stream interrupted. 00:08:04.193 --> 00:08:06.630 - Connection stream interrupted. - Repeat that, please. 00:08:06.654 --> 00:08:10.324 - Repeat. - Lost connection with comm center. 00:08:10.408 --> 00:08:13.327 What do I do? What's the protocol? 00:08:13.411 --> 00:08:15.746 Lost-lost-lost... Lost connection... 00:08:17.665 --> 00:08:19.542 Lost connection with comm center. 00:08:19.625 --> 00:08:21.812 - Sorry, repeat. Repeat... - Lost connection with comm center. 00:08:21.836 --> 00:08:23.671 - Lost connection with comm center. - Fuck. 00:08:54.035 --> 00:08:56.579 Good morning, Claire. 00:09:03.002 --> 00:09:07.048 Can I please have my daily inspirational quote? 00:09:07.131 --> 00:09:09.884 Of course, Claire. Today's inspiration is... 00:09:09.967 --> 00:09:13.387 "The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today." 00:09:16.140 --> 00:09:17.600 I like that. 00:09:19.310 --> 00:09:20.811 Thank you, God. 00:09:34.450 --> 00:09:36.494 Claire, I'm changing the music. 00:09:37.495 --> 00:09:40.122 This is not conducive to spiritual growth. 00:09:40.206 --> 00:09:41.582 Okay, thank you. 00:09:42.875 --> 00:09:44.168 You're welcome. 00:10:23.874 --> 00:10:26.127 Hi, my name is Chad. I'm 24 years old, 00:10:26.210 --> 00:10:28.921 I love sports... 00:10:34.844 --> 00:10:36.303 Hi, I'm Lauren, 00:10:36.387 --> 00:10:38.931 and my best qualities are not on the outside. 00:10:43.561 --> 00:10:45.062 Sinners. 00:10:46.105 --> 00:10:48.607 I keep having bad thoughts. 00:10:49.608 --> 00:10:52.903 - And what are they, Claire? - I feel envious of Sarah, 00:10:52.987 --> 00:10:55.364 and so I keep fantasizing about her husband cheating on her 00:10:55.447 --> 00:10:58.409 and then she has to come home and she goes crazy. 00:10:58.492 --> 00:11:02.454 Envy is the art of counting another's blessings instead of your own. 00:11:05.249 --> 00:11:07.501 What are my blessings, God? 00:11:09.253 --> 00:11:13.841 Um, my love for you, and your wallpaper. 00:11:44.496 --> 00:11:46.707 Claire, I heard that. 00:11:46.790 --> 00:11:48.667 Uh, heard what? 00:11:48.751 --> 00:11:50.002 You hit a car. 00:11:51.128 --> 00:11:53.297 No, I didn't. 00:11:54.381 --> 00:11:56.717 Lying. One sin recorded. 00:11:56.800 --> 00:11:59.178 How many sins have I committed this month? 00:11:59.261 --> 00:12:02.723 You are at nine venial sins this month. 00:12:02.806 --> 00:12:06.977 At ten sins, you will be charged $25.99 per venial sin. 00:12:08.854 --> 00:12:10.564 Can I just remove the last sin? 00:12:10.648 --> 00:12:13.901 To remove the most recent sin, here are your options: 00:12:13.984 --> 00:12:16.195 One, take responsibility. 00:12:17.279 --> 00:12:18.864 End of options. 00:12:19.865 --> 00:12:20.908 Okay. 00:12:29.750 --> 00:12:32.711 - Thanks, God. - You're welcome, Claire. 00:13:10.165 --> 00:13:13.085 New update available. 00:13:13.168 --> 00:13:15.879 New features... future foresight, 00:13:15.963 --> 00:13:20.217 communication with up to seven deceased relatives and wireless compatibility. 00:13:20.301 --> 00:13:22.553 To update overnight, say "yes" at the tone. 00:13:22.636 --> 00:13:24.305 Yes. 00:14:05.804 --> 00:14:08.640 So, Brian, you gonna buy me dinner first, 00:14:08.724 --> 00:14:11.185 or we just gonna get right to it? 00:14:11.268 --> 00:14:14.563 Charlie, tell me, what do you know about sex? Huh? 00:14:15.564 --> 00:14:18.859 It's the motion of the ocean that matters the most. 00:14:18.942 --> 00:14:20.027 Am I right? 00:14:21.236 --> 00:14:24.323 Yeah, you're right. 00:14:24.406 --> 00:14:28.035 Are we doing a full body scan again? We did one last week. 00:14:28.118 --> 00:14:30.120 Yeah, just one more. 00:14:31.497 --> 00:14:36.126 Is it because of my highbrow sense of humor that's upsetting people? 00:14:37.294 --> 00:14:39.880 Everyone's getting checked again before the holidays. 00:14:39.963 --> 00:14:42.591 Right. The holidays. 00:14:44.635 --> 00:14:47.471 You spending them with someone special? 00:14:48.680 --> 00:14:51.308 No, not really. 00:14:51.392 --> 00:14:54.520 You know, you should just spend them here. I'm great company. 00:14:55.521 --> 00:14:59.024 Yeah, you're right. That does sound nice, actually. 00:14:59.108 --> 00:15:02.778 Would it be too much trouble to dress up as Santa Claus? 00:15:02.861 --> 00:15:05.280 Whatever you want, Charlie. 00:15:05.364 --> 00:15:07.199 - Let me help you. - Oh, come on, Brian. 00:15:07.282 --> 00:15:09.576 I never had Santa as a child. 00:15:09.660 --> 00:15:13.080 - You never were a child. - Oh, good point. 00:15:15.999 --> 00:15:18.627 Am I doing something wrong, Brian? 00:15:18.710 --> 00:15:21.338 You're doing everything wrong. 00:15:23.382 --> 00:15:24.550 Don't hold back. 00:15:26.343 --> 00:15:28.762 I'm serious, though. 00:15:28.846 --> 00:15:31.682 I've been in this place for two months to the day. 00:15:32.683 --> 00:15:36.687 I've never met anybody that was here past the two-month mark. 00:15:40.232 --> 00:15:44.278 You know, it would be nice if somebody young took me home that got me. 00:15:45.696 --> 00:15:46.989 You know, like you. 00:15:48.490 --> 00:15:50.409 You can do much better than me. 00:15:50.492 --> 00:15:51.869 Better? 00:15:52.870 --> 00:15:56.123 I don't wanna seem needy, Brian. 00:15:56.206 --> 00:15:59.084 But we get along great. You're my friend. 00:15:59.168 --> 00:16:01.962 - Trust me, you can do better. - You're my friend, though, right? 00:16:03.672 --> 00:16:05.841 Of course, Charlie, I'm your friend. 00:16:08.385 --> 00:16:09.678 Good. 00:16:12.723 --> 00:16:14.224 Okay, lie down. 00:16:14.308 --> 00:16:17.227 We have this new machine. 00:16:18.228 --> 00:16:19.521 So just lie down. 00:16:23.942 --> 00:16:27.029 - And you need to close your eyes. - Okay. 00:16:28.739 --> 00:16:31.366 Can you play some music? 00:16:31.450 --> 00:16:33.202 Sure. 00:16:34.953 --> 00:16:37.998 Can you turn it up a bit? I love that song. 00:16:39.124 --> 00:16:40.125 Sure, buddy. 00:18:00.163 --> 00:18:01.665 God? 00:18:13.760 --> 00:18:14.761 God? 00:18:24.646 --> 00:18:25.772 God! 00:18:29.401 --> 00:18:30.527 Wake up. 00:18:38.160 --> 00:18:41.955 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 00:18:44.082 --> 00:18:45.584 God? 00:18:46.668 --> 00:18:48.462 God 2.0 customer service. 00:18:48.545 --> 00:18:51.340 Please hold for the next available operator. 00:19:03.644 --> 00:19:04.644 Oh! 00:19:09.358 --> 00:19:12.861 God 2.0 customer service. This phone call may be recorded. 00:19:12.944 --> 00:19:15.864 Please state your name and product serial number. 00:19:15.947 --> 00:19:19.284 Hi, my name is Claire Larry, 00:19:19.368 --> 00:19:23.288 - and how do I find the serial number? - Can you request it from God? 00:19:23.372 --> 00:19:26.583 I can't. He's not there. 00:19:26.667 --> 00:19:28.669 Oh, did you recently do the update? 00:19:28.752 --> 00:19:31.004 - Yeah. - Ooh, well, that's not good. 00:19:31.088 --> 00:19:33.149 - Why, what does that mean? - Well, we've been having 00:19:33.173 --> 00:19:35.676 some technical issues with that since the storm. 00:19:35.759 --> 00:19:37.719 I'm afraid I can't help you over the phone, Clark. 00:19:37.803 --> 00:19:42.015 Um, my name's Claire. And my last name is Larry. 00:19:42.099 --> 00:19:44.476 Oh, okay, Larry. I think the easiest way 00:19:44.559 --> 00:19:46.728 is to make an appointment with the Holy Genius Bar. 00:20:02.369 --> 00:20:03.809 What took you so long to ask me out? 00:20:05.038 --> 00:20:08.583 Mm, I don't know. Just thought you wouldn't be into it. 00:20:08.667 --> 00:20:10.669 I never said I was. 00:20:15.215 --> 00:20:17.259 Hey, baby. 00:20:17.342 --> 00:20:19.052 Say hi to the camera. 00:20:19.136 --> 00:20:20.137 Hi. 00:20:21.388 --> 00:20:23.473 What? What should I do? 00:20:23.557 --> 00:20:26.768 Um, whatever your heart desires. 00:20:26.852 --> 00:20:30.105 - Um, smoke rings. - Oh, you can do smoke rings? 00:20:30.188 --> 00:20:31.565 - Mm-hmm. - Prove it. 00:20:36.403 --> 00:20:39.531 Sick smoke rings, Anna. 00:20:39.614 --> 00:20:41.575 They say perfect circles don't exist, 00:20:41.658 --> 00:20:43.952 - but you just proved them wrong, baby. - Fuck. 00:20:44.035 --> 00:20:46.997 By the way, totally worth you looking a little gross. 00:20:47.080 --> 00:20:50.792 I look gross? Do I look gross? 00:20:50.876 --> 00:20:53.128 - You're so beautiful. - You're the worst. 00:20:54.755 --> 00:20:56.423 Okay, stop. 00:21:07.642 --> 00:21:08.642 Fuck. 00:22:00.111 --> 00:22:01.112 You're still here. 00:22:14.501 --> 00:22:15.919 Stop staring at me. 00:22:34.729 --> 00:22:36.606 What the hell? 00:22:40.777 --> 00:22:41.820 Come on. 00:22:48.076 --> 00:22:50.412 - Hello? - Hey, you on your way? 00:22:50.495 --> 00:22:52.539 Yeah, I'm on my way, you creep. 00:22:52.622 --> 00:22:54.374 Suffocating me already. Jesus. 00:22:54.457 --> 00:22:56.686 - You know that's why you love me. - Wait, wait, do you have wine? 00:22:56.710 --> 00:22:58.190 Yes, I got a bottle of red right here. 00:22:58.253 --> 00:23:00.088 - Okay, I'll see you in five. - Okay, bye. 00:23:23.320 --> 00:23:25.071 God... 00:23:27.073 --> 00:23:30.493 if you can hear me... right now... 00:23:31.494 --> 00:23:32.704 I'd, uh... 00:23:33.705 --> 00:23:34.831 I really, uh... 00:23:36.124 --> 00:23:38.335 I don't know. Shit. 00:23:39.419 --> 00:23:42.297 Okay, all right, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. Let me start again. 00:23:46.593 --> 00:23:47.761 God?! 00:23:51.181 --> 00:23:54.267 I-I never asked you for anything. 00:23:54.351 --> 00:23:55.435 Uh... 00:23:56.519 --> 00:23:58.772 I've never even spoken to you. 00:24:00.190 --> 00:24:04.778 Huh. I always figured the universe would, you know, 00:24:04.861 --> 00:24:08.531 lead me to wherever I needed to be. 00:24:08.615 --> 00:24:12.118 But, uh, I don't think this is the right way. 00:24:12.202 --> 00:24:14.454 Recalculating route. 00:24:14.537 --> 00:24:16.414 Insert new destination. 00:24:16.498 --> 00:24:19.542 Not now, Eva. Jesus! 00:24:22.629 --> 00:24:24.714 All right, well, what's going on? 00:24:25.924 --> 00:24:27.175 I mean, what am I... 00:24:27.258 --> 00:24:28.677 What are we doing here, huh? 00:24:28.760 --> 00:24:31.972 What-what's the lesson here? 00:24:32.055 --> 00:24:35.392 What, that I'm selfish? I already knew that. 00:24:35.475 --> 00:24:38.103 I mean, like, what, do I look like father material? 00:24:41.064 --> 00:24:44.067 I mean, there's people down there fucking. 00:24:44.150 --> 00:24:47.737 They're fucking and they're murdering each other, and you're coming after me? 00:24:47.821 --> 00:24:49.990 You better get your priorities straight, buster. 00:24:51.741 --> 00:24:53.535 I mean, if you think I deserve this... 00:24:54.536 --> 00:24:58.373 well, maybe you should have made me better. 00:24:58.456 --> 00:25:01.960 I mean, this might actually be your fault. 00:25:02.043 --> 00:25:04.587 I mean, as far as fathers go, 00:25:04.671 --> 00:25:06.131 you're not very good either! 00:25:07.382 --> 00:25:09.050 Either. 00:25:09.134 --> 00:25:10.510 Shit. 00:25:35.910 --> 00:25:37.996 I look gross? 00:25:38.079 --> 00:25:39.080 Do I look gross? 00:25:41.332 --> 00:25:43.418 Is it bad? 00:25:43.501 --> 00:25:45.211 You look beautiful. 00:25:47.130 --> 00:25:48.482 Sorry, it comes out every once in a while. 00:25:48.506 --> 00:25:49.549 That was not a goat. 00:25:49.632 --> 00:25:53.011 That wasn't a goat? What was it then? 00:25:53.094 --> 00:25:54.429 That was a sheep. 00:25:54.512 --> 00:25:56.264 Oh, you really know your farm animals. 00:25:56.347 --> 00:25:59.184 Um, okay, what does a goat sound like? 00:26:00.477 --> 00:26:02.103 Do it for me. 00:26:03.480 --> 00:26:05.607 Ba-ha-ha. 00:26:05.690 --> 00:26:08.818 That's a donkey, that is not a goat at all. 00:26:08.902 --> 00:26:11.863 - By the way, I just want to say... - What? 00:26:12.947 --> 00:26:15.533 I'm sorry for getting you a burger. 00:26:15.617 --> 00:26:18.137 - Why are you sorry for... - Well, I should have gotten you hay. 00:26:42.310 --> 00:26:43.895 Hey. 00:26:43.978 --> 00:26:46.064 Hey, what's going on? 00:26:46.147 --> 00:26:47.315 Come here. 00:26:47.398 --> 00:26:50.527 This thing... he follows me. 00:26:50.610 --> 00:26:53.988 - Hey, it's okay. - I see it all the time. 00:26:54.072 --> 00:26:55.156 It's gonna be okay. 00:28:54.317 --> 00:28:55.568 I have an appointment. 00:28:56.903 --> 00:28:58.154 Yeah, I know. 00:29:08.289 --> 00:29:10.124 - So? - Mm... 00:29:13.670 --> 00:29:14.921 Okay, so here's the problem. 00:29:15.004 --> 00:29:17.257 Never update without doing a manual restart. 00:29:17.340 --> 00:29:20.885 Oh, no, that's not true. He just said, "Say yes at the tone," and then he died. 00:29:20.969 --> 00:29:23.409 Did you hold down the button till God shut down and restarted? 00:29:25.431 --> 00:29:27.433 - No. - Okay then. 00:29:28.434 --> 00:29:29.578 Oh! 00:29:29.602 --> 00:29:30.746 I see you pay for the cloud monthly, 00:29:30.770 --> 00:29:33.606 so at least you have a backup of your good deeds and sins. 00:29:35.400 --> 00:29:36.776 Can you see my sins? 00:29:38.528 --> 00:29:39.862 You want me to? 00:29:40.863 --> 00:29:42.949 Okay, so moving on. 00:29:43.032 --> 00:29:44.575 You back up every day, right? 00:29:44.659 --> 00:29:47.203 Yeah, no, no, I don't, sometimes, maybe. 00:29:47.287 --> 00:29:50.832 Okay, what's going to happen is we can offer you a discount on a new system. 00:29:50.915 --> 00:29:52.675 How long have you been with your current God? 00:29:54.085 --> 00:29:56.296 - Four years. - Wow. 00:29:56.379 --> 00:29:58.923 Okay, you're supposed to renew your faith every 18 months. 00:29:59.007 --> 00:30:00.842 - No, you're not. - Yeah. 00:30:00.925 --> 00:30:02.605 I'm surprised he stayed with you this long. 00:30:06.306 --> 00:30:08.099 Just give me a new model then. 00:30:11.227 --> 00:30:12.687 He'll be shipped to you by tomorrow. 00:30:12.770 --> 00:30:14.147 How am I gonna pray? 00:30:16.524 --> 00:30:19.068 You'll have to do it manually. 00:30:28.536 --> 00:30:30.163 God... 00:30:35.418 --> 00:30:37.962 are you there? 00:30:42.467 --> 00:30:43.760 Hello? 00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:49.474 God? 00:30:49.557 --> 00:30:51.476 This is so stupid. 00:30:57.106 --> 00:30:59.108 Where are your parents? 00:31:09.369 --> 00:31:11.788 God... Oh, shit. 00:31:13.081 --> 00:31:14.874 God 2.0 customer service. 00:31:14.957 --> 00:31:16.626 This phone call may be recorded. 00:31:16.709 --> 00:31:20.546 So, I've been trying to pray manually and, uh, nobody's answering. 00:31:21.547 --> 00:31:25.593 So, I feel... kind of stupid, 00:31:25.676 --> 00:31:30.306 and I was just wondering if maybe... 00:31:30.390 --> 00:31:35.895 you could talk back to me while I do it? 00:31:35.978 --> 00:31:38.314 Ma'am, we do not provide spiritual responses 00:31:38.398 --> 00:31:40.608 to God 2.0 customers over the phone. 00:31:40.691 --> 00:31:43.361 I can sign you up for an automated hotline service 00:31:43.444 --> 00:31:45.738 for just a $199 per month. 00:31:45.822 --> 00:31:49.409 No, no, uh, of course you don't. 00:31:49.492 --> 00:31:52.763 That's... Just... I actually was asking just if you could maybe do just quick response, 00:31:52.787 --> 00:31:54.622 like, um, just an inspirational quote, 00:31:54.705 --> 00:31:58.876 you know, "Best preparation for tomorrow is..." 00:31:58.960 --> 00:32:02.213 Or something about today or just getting through. 00:32:02.296 --> 00:32:03.881 Uh, no. 00:32:06.509 --> 00:32:07.885 I'm sorry, ma'am. 00:32:07.969 --> 00:32:09.971 Is there anything else I can help you with? 00:32:11.848 --> 00:32:12.848 Hello? 00:32:14.058 --> 00:32:16.018 Hello, ma'am? 00:33:08.112 --> 00:33:09.614 Buenos días, Larry. 00:33:09.697 --> 00:33:12.950 - Oh, God. - ¿Inglés? 00:33:13.034 --> 00:33:16.245 - Sí, sí, inglés. - Good morning, Larry! 00:33:16.329 --> 00:33:19.999 Congratulations for choosing God 2.0! 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One sin recorded. 00:33:56.536 --> 00:33:59.664 - Can you see me? - Yes, I see everything. 00:33:59.747 --> 00:34:02.750 The new God 2.0 is equipped with visual sensor technology. 00:34:04.544 --> 00:34:08.130 - Shit. - Swearing. One sin recorded. 00:34:08.214 --> 00:34:10.341 Turn off. 00:34:10.424 --> 00:34:13.386 The new God 2.0 has an eternal battery life, 00:34:13.469 --> 00:34:15.513 and cannot be powered down. 00:34:15.596 --> 00:34:17.223 Forever in your presence. 00:34:17.306 --> 00:34:21.477 Making you a better person, always. 00:34:25.273 --> 00:34:28.192 No, no, no, no, no! 00:34:57.805 --> 00:35:00.485 You know, I haven't been back to this area since I was a kid. 00:35:02.518 --> 00:35:04.145 There was a slight incident. 00:35:04.228 --> 00:35:08.274 There was some fireworks and a friend's robot. 00:35:10.109 --> 00:35:11.235 What happened? 00:35:15.156 --> 00:35:16.782 I might have blown it up. 00:35:20.286 --> 00:35:23.372 And I was never invited back, you know, so I'm feeling the pressure. 00:35:23.456 --> 00:35:25.726 Okay, probably best not to mention that at dinner tonight. 00:35:25.750 --> 00:35:27.102 No, you don't think they'd like that? 00:35:27.126 --> 00:35:28.836 - Probably not. - Probably not. 00:35:28.919 --> 00:35:30.647 I thought it'd make me a bit dangerous, but whatever. 00:35:30.671 --> 00:35:33.549 I get it. I get it. 00:35:33.633 --> 00:35:36.510 But I'm serious, I'm really nervous. 00:35:36.594 --> 00:35:40.431 You know, I've never been with someone of your kind. 00:35:40.514 --> 00:35:43.059 What, someone so privileged, and so self-loathing? 00:35:43.142 --> 00:35:45.645 - Yeah, all my favorite parts about you. - Hmm. 00:35:45.728 --> 00:35:48.606 I was actually having some doubts about you and I. 00:35:48.689 --> 00:35:50.441 Hey! That's mean. 00:35:50.524 --> 00:35:52.568 I think it's a little odd 00:35:52.652 --> 00:35:55.196 that you would use my childhood sippy cup as an ashtray. 00:35:56.197 --> 00:35:58.574 You... The childhood sippy cup is odd. 00:35:58.658 --> 00:36:00.534 - Who gave you the sippy cup? - My mom. 00:36:00.618 --> 00:36:03.245 It's exactly for that reason 00:36:03.329 --> 00:36:05.790 I find the sippy cup a little bit weird. 00:36:05.873 --> 00:36:08.668 - It's sentimental. - Do you not think that that's a reminder 00:36:08.751 --> 00:36:12.838 of what it was like to attach to the last... 00:36:12.922 --> 00:36:17.760 I'm going to say it, nipple-like thing in your life? 00:36:21.013 --> 00:36:22.598 No, seriously. Seriously. 00:36:22.682 --> 00:36:24.809 Is she... is she going to hate me? 00:36:26.143 --> 00:36:27.143 Yeah. 00:36:29.063 --> 00:36:30.940 - Really? - Hm. 00:36:31.023 --> 00:36:33.275 - Is she really mean? - Yeah. 00:36:34.485 --> 00:36:36.570 Well, I'm really great, 00:36:36.654 --> 00:36:40.074 so I'm going to make this amazing. She's going to love me. Watch this. 00:36:41.492 --> 00:36:45.287 So strange. What a strange... house 00:36:45.371 --> 00:36:47.790 Oh, is that... is that... 00:36:47.873 --> 00:36:50.167 - Do you have a dog? Is that...? - No. 00:36:50.251 --> 00:36:52.169 Do you think that's something on my shoe? 00:36:52.253 --> 00:36:55.381 - Look... Do you think that's dog poo? - No, you look fine. 00:36:55.464 --> 00:36:58.843 I cannot go into your house smelling like dog shit. 00:36:58.926 --> 00:37:00.886 - Yeah. - That's just a no-go. 00:37:02.304 --> 00:37:04.390 This is so embarrassing. Are you sure? 00:37:04.473 --> 00:37:06.517 - Yeah, you're fine. - Oh, I smell like poo. 00:37:06.600 --> 00:37:08.728 Ooh! The door opened. 00:37:08.811 --> 00:37:10.563 - Where's your mom? - Hello, darling! 00:37:10.646 --> 00:37:14.400 Come on in. Your father and sister are in the game room. 00:37:14.483 --> 00:37:15.776 Oh, God. 00:37:23.284 --> 00:37:26.495 - If you wanna watch the master. - That's what I rolled. 00:37:26.579 --> 00:37:28.247 See how it goes. 00:37:28.330 --> 00:37:30.082 Take a nap, he takes forever. 00:37:31.542 --> 00:37:32.793 Yeah, thank you. 00:37:34.503 --> 00:37:35.546 Watch, guys. Watch, guys. 00:37:37.006 --> 00:37:38.507 - Yeah! - No! 00:37:38.591 --> 00:37:39.967 Oh, I'm so pumped. 00:37:40.050 --> 00:37:41.886 - Wow. - So gonna pl... I'm killing on this. 00:37:41.969 --> 00:37:43.929 Looks like you built a water park instead, Dad. 00:37:44.013 --> 00:37:45.639 Don't tell your mother. 00:37:45.723 --> 00:37:48.225 Ron, I think that's enough now. 00:37:48.309 --> 00:37:50.644 We should never have installed a home optics system. 00:37:50.728 --> 00:37:51.896 Word of advice. 00:37:51.979 --> 00:37:54.875 Keep the home optic stuff to the bedroom, you don't need it for the whole house. 00:37:54.899 --> 00:37:55.900 Eww, Dad. Stop. 00:37:55.983 --> 00:37:58.486 No, most accidents happen in the bedroom. 00:37:58.569 --> 00:38:01.489 So, you finally admit that Olivia is an accident? 00:38:01.572 --> 00:38:04.784 You're an accident, Liam. Except you happened in the living room. 00:38:06.452 --> 00:38:08.704 - Wait, where? - Ay, ay, ay. 00:38:08.788 --> 00:38:10.039 Right, your go. 00:38:11.081 --> 00:38:12.708 No cheating like your sister. 00:38:14.126 --> 00:38:15.646 - Yes! - Watch and weep. 00:38:16.962 --> 00:38:20.841 Well, apparently mission control lost contact with him. 00:38:20.925 --> 00:38:24.094 You'd think they'd just get robots to do it by now. 00:38:24.178 --> 00:38:26.138 Why would anybody go up there? 00:38:26.222 --> 00:38:29.391 Sometimes you just need some space. 00:38:30.726 --> 00:38:32.812 Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. 00:38:32.895 --> 00:38:36.524 Nina, let him do it. That's what he's programmed for. 00:38:36.607 --> 00:38:38.447 We just adopted him a couple of days ago. 00:38:39.527 --> 00:38:42.738 We only rescue. It's the best thing to do. 00:38:42.822 --> 00:38:44.257 Why don't they rescue the space guy? 00:38:44.281 --> 00:38:47.201 The news said that rescue mission is impossible. 00:38:47.284 --> 00:38:49.870 I wonder what he's thinking about. 00:38:49.954 --> 00:38:52.540 Floating up there, all by himself. 00:38:54.124 --> 00:38:57.211 Probably... nothing. 00:38:57.294 --> 00:39:01.006 I think that that's the best part, you can just shut off the old computer. 00:39:01.090 --> 00:39:03.133 So you wouldn't be thinking about me then, Ron? 00:39:03.217 --> 00:39:04.885 Well, of course, hon. 00:39:04.969 --> 00:39:09.390 By "nothing", I meant nothing else but you. 00:39:09.473 --> 00:39:10.683 - Good save. - Thanks. 00:39:10.766 --> 00:39:12.142 No, I'm not buying it, Liam. 00:39:12.226 --> 00:39:14.562 I can't even float alone through space 00:39:14.645 --> 00:39:16.063 without her telling me what to do. 00:39:18.190 --> 00:39:19.608 You know, I think there's, uh, 00:39:19.692 --> 00:39:22.486 something poetic about floating through space like that. 00:39:22.570 --> 00:39:23.904 Why? 00:39:23.988 --> 00:39:26.282 Well, 'cause you know how it's gonna end. 00:39:26.365 --> 00:39:28.200 What's poetic about dying? 00:39:30.619 --> 00:39:31.871 Everything. 00:39:31.954 --> 00:39:35.833 It's so primitive to think that the only way a life has meaning 00:39:35.916 --> 00:39:37.835 is if you know it's going to end. 00:39:37.918 --> 00:39:39.795 Um, not really, Mom. 00:39:39.879 --> 00:39:42.715 I mean, not everyone is blessed with the luxury of eternal life. 00:39:42.798 --> 00:39:46.969 Oh, I'm sorry. Should we be ashamed of how blessed we are? 00:39:48.012 --> 00:39:51.140 No, I just don't think that we should rub it in our guest's face. 00:39:52.516 --> 00:39:53.893 Oh. 00:39:53.976 --> 00:39:55.311 I apologize, Nina. 00:39:55.394 --> 00:39:57.938 I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable. 00:39:58.022 --> 00:40:00.399 Oh... Don't worry, I'm... 00:40:00.482 --> 00:40:02.151 I'm not uncomfortable at all. 00:40:03.152 --> 00:40:04.653 I actually like being mortal. 00:40:04.737 --> 00:40:07.406 See, not everyone is dying not to die. 00:40:07.489 --> 00:40:10.826 Sure. But I would assume that given the choice, 00:40:10.910 --> 00:40:13.871 anyone with a sane mind would choose to go on living. 00:40:13.954 --> 00:40:15.748 Well, I didn't have a choice. 00:40:17.875 --> 00:40:21.045 I wasn't born in the same tier group you were, 00:40:21.128 --> 00:40:22.755 so I didn't get to choose. 00:40:24.173 --> 00:40:25.674 But I'm okay with that. 00:40:27.468 --> 00:40:30.304 But don't you feel like you're missing out on so much time? 00:40:30.387 --> 00:40:33.891 Well, I mean, time just becomes more precious. 00:40:36.477 --> 00:40:38.938 There we go with the primitive thinking. 00:40:39.021 --> 00:40:41.357 What's your issue? 00:40:41.440 --> 00:40:43.317 We, as a family, 00:40:43.400 --> 00:40:45.402 of course we're really excited about Nina. 00:40:45.486 --> 00:40:47.488 She's really lovely. 00:40:48.906 --> 00:40:52.451 - But, we do have some... - Concerns. 00:40:52.534 --> 00:40:56.956 - Concerns, yes. - We have some concerns. 00:40:57.039 --> 00:40:59.291 All right, I mean, I'd love to hear them. 00:41:05.506 --> 00:41:07.591 None? Nothing? 00:41:07.675 --> 00:41:10.761 Mom and Dad think you dating a mortal is a waste of time. 00:41:10.844 --> 00:41:13.222 I never said it in those words. 00:41:13.305 --> 00:41:15.766 Look, Nina, I-I think you're very lovely. 00:41:15.849 --> 00:41:19.603 But we have to be realistic here. 00:41:19.687 --> 00:41:21.939 Well, I mean, 00:41:22.022 --> 00:41:25.442 please, do tell us your ultra-modern take on this, uh... 00:41:27.319 --> 00:41:31.949 It's a big sacrifice to waste time on something that's going to end. 00:41:32.032 --> 00:41:36.370 And especially when that end is so heartbreaking. 00:41:36.453 --> 00:41:37.871 No offense, Nina. 00:41:37.955 --> 00:41:39.707 Oh, none taken. 00:41:39.790 --> 00:41:43.043 She's going to get sick, and then she will die. 00:41:43.127 --> 00:41:46.005 Do you really need to be around there for that, Liam? 00:41:47.506 --> 00:41:48.757 Yeah. 00:41:48.841 --> 00:41:53.053 I love this woman, so I want to spend all the time I can with her. 00:41:54.513 --> 00:41:56.432 Don't you see what you're doing, Nina? 00:41:56.515 --> 00:41:58.434 - Hold on. - I'm not doing anything. 00:41:58.517 --> 00:42:00.978 You're dragging him down with you. 00:42:01.061 --> 00:42:03.313 Why can't you find someone of your own kind? 00:42:03.397 --> 00:42:05.524 You know, uh... 00:42:06.567 --> 00:42:09.653 I wasn't planning on telling you guys today. 00:42:09.737 --> 00:42:10.863 But... 00:42:13.323 --> 00:42:16.118 I've decided to die naturally with Nina. 00:42:16.201 --> 00:42:19.913 - Excuse me? - I'm turning it off. 00:42:19.997 --> 00:42:23.083 I don't think so. 00:42:23.167 --> 00:42:25.753 - What? - I don't wanna live forever without you. 00:42:27.087 --> 00:42:29.465 That's crazy talk. 00:42:29.548 --> 00:42:31.967 Why, just spend time with her then. 00:42:32.051 --> 00:42:35.054 - Don't kill yourself over it. - I'm not killing myself. 00:42:35.137 --> 00:42:37.723 Look, have your fun now, 00:42:37.806 --> 00:42:40.476 and then, when she dies, do a memory reset. 00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:43.062 Delete her. 00:42:43.145 --> 00:42:44.772 That is so cold. 00:42:44.855 --> 00:42:46.690 I'm a romantic too. 00:42:46.774 --> 00:42:49.693 You've got so much more time and accomplishments ahead of you. 00:42:52.654 --> 00:42:55.991 So I can what? Hmm? Make more money? 00:42:57.409 --> 00:42:58.786 Then what? Get another hobby? 00:42:58.869 --> 00:43:00.996 Learn another language I'm never gonna use? 00:43:01.080 --> 00:43:04.291 When you can do anything you want tomorrow, 00:43:04.374 --> 00:43:06.001 today doesn't really matter. 00:43:08.128 --> 00:43:09.880 I made my decision. 00:43:12.257 --> 00:43:14.134 You know you can't reverse this. 00:43:14.218 --> 00:43:18.889 - Once you switch it off... - Mm. 00:43:18.972 --> 00:43:21.809 ...you'll be just like them, like her. 00:43:24.937 --> 00:43:28.190 You'll age, you'll get sick and then... 00:43:28.273 --> 00:43:31.944 Liam, you know, I'd never ask you to do this for me. 00:43:32.027 --> 00:43:33.445 It's my choice. 00:43:34.696 --> 00:43:36.281 I'm not gonna let this happen. 00:43:36.365 --> 00:43:39.576 Absolutely no way. 00:43:40.577 --> 00:43:43.789 Well, you know, I think it's about time I went for a cigarette. 00:43:43.872 --> 00:43:46.250 Oh, great! She smokes as well! 00:43:46.333 --> 00:43:48.752 As if her life wasn't short enough. 00:43:48.836 --> 00:43:50.420 Okay, okay. 00:44:27.833 --> 00:44:28.917 Hello? 00:44:29.918 --> 00:44:33.213 Anna, it's Ben. 00:44:34.381 --> 00:44:35.441 You're closer than 50 yards. 00:44:35.465 --> 00:44:38.802 - Leave or I'm calling the cops again. - I just... I just wanna talk. 00:44:38.886 --> 00:44:40.738 Okay, I was trying to figure out why you left that night and... 00:44:40.762 --> 00:44:42.890 - I left because... - I know, okay? 00:44:42.973 --> 00:44:46.018 - You're that thing... - I realized I fucked up. 00:44:46.101 --> 00:44:48.341 I've been telling you to stop coming here for months now. 00:44:50.439 --> 00:44:52.983 Please, Anna. 00:44:58.488 --> 00:45:00.240 I'm coming down. 00:45:19.968 --> 00:45:22.054 Ben, something is really wrong with you. 00:45:22.137 --> 00:45:24.389 I know, I-I miss you. 00:45:26.600 --> 00:45:30.187 You stalked me using that creepy virtual program. 00:45:30.270 --> 00:45:31.772 You did this. 00:45:31.855 --> 00:45:34.691 It was you, in that fucking thing the whole time. 00:45:34.775 --> 00:45:37.986 No, Anna, no, I-I didn't know. 00:45:38.070 --> 00:45:40.989 Okay, this is so fucked. It's ruining my life too, you know. 00:45:43.825 --> 00:45:45.577 I wish I could block you on it. 00:45:47.663 --> 00:45:48.664 No... 00:45:49.957 --> 00:45:52.584 No. No, you don't mean that. 00:45:52.668 --> 00:45:55.963 Ben, stop living in my past. 00:45:57.506 --> 00:45:59.466 I don't wanna see you again. 00:45:59.549 --> 00:46:01.593 - Anna, it's our past. - Ben, I'm telling you... 00:46:01.677 --> 00:46:02.678 - Anna, please. - Ben! 00:46:21.947 --> 00:46:23.573 Oh, fuck. 00:46:46.805 --> 00:46:50.475 Eva, how much air do I got left? 00:46:50.559 --> 00:46:54.479 You have six days, 11 hours and 34 minutes left. 00:46:56.523 --> 00:46:59.526 I'm losing my fucking mind. 00:47:02.654 --> 00:47:05.657 Eva, can I talk to you? 00:47:06.783 --> 00:47:09.745 David, I am detecting a change in body temperature. 00:47:09.828 --> 00:47:12.039 Ah... okay. 00:47:13.790 --> 00:47:17.210 I should probably tell you right now, um, I got a kid. 00:47:18.920 --> 00:47:22.215 My ex, she barely lets me see her anyway, so... 00:47:24.926 --> 00:47:26.470 Can I be honest with you? 00:47:27.929 --> 00:47:29.681 I-I didn't even want her. 00:47:30.974 --> 00:47:34.269 I thought it would... ruin everything, or... 00:47:35.771 --> 00:47:37.356 Not like I had anything, but... 00:47:37.439 --> 00:47:41.526 that's the point, you know? I like being alone. 00:47:43.362 --> 00:47:46.239 Or at least I-I used to. 00:47:46.323 --> 00:47:49.284 You know how this kid looks at me? 00:47:49.368 --> 00:47:52.788 Like I am everything. 00:47:56.625 --> 00:48:01.129 The thing I wanted the least wants me the most. 00:48:03.882 --> 00:48:05.884 I don't deserve that. 00:48:08.345 --> 00:48:10.806 Nah, she's better off without me. 00:48:12.849 --> 00:48:16.395 You know what? I deserve this. 00:48:18.188 --> 00:48:21.775 Hey, God, you're right. 00:48:21.858 --> 00:48:24.611 This makes perfect sense now. 00:48:24.694 --> 00:48:27.239 David, please repeat your request. 00:48:27.322 --> 00:48:30.951 Memory storage almost full. Deleting old files. 00:48:31.034 --> 00:48:33.578 Life support system unaffected. 00:48:39.126 --> 00:48:41.526 A spokesperson for NASA says that the satellite 00:48:41.586 --> 00:48:44.548 likely suffered damage to its guidance control system... 00:48:44.631 --> 00:48:47.884 during a standard inspection and repairs operation. 00:49:00.897 --> 00:49:03.126 ...performing routine maintenance on the satellite 00:49:03.150 --> 00:49:06.111 was set to return to Earth immediately. 00:49:06.194 --> 00:49:07.446 Where are my cigarettes? 00:49:10.115 --> 00:49:11.450 I don't know, Mom. 00:49:15.120 --> 00:49:16.830 Where are you going, huh? 00:49:16.913 --> 00:49:17.914 I told you. 00:49:18.915 --> 00:49:20.834 I'm spending the weekend at Deb's house. 00:49:23.712 --> 00:49:27.382 - Why do you always leave me alone? - No, I don't. 00:49:32.179 --> 00:49:36.099 Your father left me. Now, you're leaving me. 00:49:36.183 --> 00:49:38.185 Everyone leaves me. 00:49:38.268 --> 00:49:39.811 It's only for the weekend, Mom. 00:49:39.895 --> 00:49:42.856 Fine, go. 00:49:42.939 --> 00:49:45.025 You don't give a shit about your mama. 00:49:45.108 --> 00:49:47.569 No, that's not true. 00:49:50.530 --> 00:49:53.074 Leave me like a lonely dog. 00:50:03.293 --> 00:50:05.128 I don't want you here. 00:50:09.424 --> 00:50:11.968 Go. 00:50:16.389 --> 00:50:18.225 - Hey! - What's up? 00:50:18.308 --> 00:50:20.810 Nothing, it's my mom again. 00:51:00.475 --> 00:51:02.477 Welcome, Pawel Novac. 00:51:14.698 --> 00:51:15.824 Hm. 00:51:41.933 --> 00:51:42.934 Hello. 00:51:43.018 --> 00:51:47.022 Uh, hi, I was wondering, uh... 00:51:48.481 --> 00:51:50.775 Yes, yes, hi. 00:51:50.859 --> 00:51:56.740 Um, I saw, uh, the shampoo and the conditioner in the bathroom, 00:51:56.823 --> 00:52:00.702 and, uh, I was just wondering maybe... 00:52:00.785 --> 00:52:04.122 there was any body lotion available? 00:52:08.960 --> 00:52:11.504 Just text my mom back if she texts me, okay? 00:52:11.588 --> 00:52:13.340 - And what if she calls? - Don't pick up. 00:52:15.342 --> 00:52:17.302 How much are you making on this? 00:52:17.385 --> 00:52:19.721 Enough to pay for my own place for six months. 00:52:19.804 --> 00:52:21.806 - Are you fucking serious? - Yeah. 00:52:21.890 --> 00:52:24.809 What do you think he's gonna do? 00:52:24.893 --> 00:52:27.437 I don't think he's gonna have a quiet night at home. 00:52:27.520 --> 00:52:30.398 He told me to shave my pussy and bring party dresses. 00:52:30.482 --> 00:52:33.068 What if he does something messed up with you? 00:52:33.151 --> 00:52:35.528 I don't think he's a psycho. 00:52:45.538 --> 00:52:46.915 Oh, fuck. 00:52:51.920 --> 00:52:53.505 Fuck. Oh, fuck. 00:52:56.800 --> 00:53:00.136 Oh... Oh, for fuck's sake. No. 00:53:02.222 --> 00:53:04.265 Oh, Jesus Christ. 00:53:10.939 --> 00:53:12.315 You people are gonna live forever. 00:53:12.399 --> 00:53:15.193 Smoking is not gonna kill you. Jesus! 00:53:37.382 --> 00:53:38.382 Liam? 00:53:39.217 --> 00:53:40.218 Liam?! 00:53:41.720 --> 00:53:43.179 What the...? 00:53:51.896 --> 00:53:52.981 Liam? 00:53:55.108 --> 00:53:56.108 Liam? 00:54:00.697 --> 00:54:01.698 Liam? 00:54:07.162 --> 00:54:09.122 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 00:54:09.205 --> 00:54:11.750 Liam? Liam? 00:54:14.502 --> 00:54:16.671 What? Liam? 00:54:16.755 --> 00:54:19.966 Dora! Dora! Dora, stop! 00:54:22.677 --> 00:54:25.263 Liam! Liam, no! No! 00:54:26.264 --> 00:54:29.517 Stop! Dora, stop! 00:54:38.067 --> 00:54:40.069 Liam. 00:54:44.741 --> 00:54:46.117 Can I help you? 00:54:48.203 --> 00:54:50.663 Liam. Liam. 00:54:51.831 --> 00:54:52.957 I've been looking for you. 00:54:54.125 --> 00:54:55.460 I've been looking for you. 00:54:58.379 --> 00:55:00.256 Hi, I'm Liam. 00:55:01.257 --> 00:55:05.053 Liam, show this young lady out, please. 00:55:05.136 --> 00:55:06.304 Can I help you? 00:55:07.639 --> 00:55:09.641 Good bye, Nina. 00:55:37.460 --> 00:55:39.712 - Magda? - Yes. 00:55:39.796 --> 00:55:41.005 Come in. 00:55:58.398 --> 00:56:00.775 I've prepared him now, he's ready to go. 00:56:00.859 --> 00:56:02.402 Strip down, please. 00:56:06.030 --> 00:56:09.242 Take off your clothes. I need to prep you. 00:56:25.133 --> 00:56:29.429 You are basically just going to sleep while his mind takes over your body. 00:56:30.430 --> 00:56:33.182 He will be fully in control of your motor functions. 00:56:35.685 --> 00:56:36.685 Um... 00:56:38.104 --> 00:56:42.108 Uh, what if he does something very stupid and I get hurt? 00:56:43.276 --> 00:56:44.777 What if I die? 00:56:50.408 --> 00:56:52.869 If you die, he dies. 00:56:53.953 --> 00:56:56.372 That would be unlikely. 00:56:56.456 --> 00:56:59.626 But remember, you signed all paperwork. 00:56:59.709 --> 00:57:01.628 So if he did something to hurt you... 00:57:03.463 --> 00:57:05.924 it would cost him a lot of money. 00:57:09.844 --> 00:57:13.640 We've never had any cases that things go horribly wrong. 00:57:15.016 --> 00:57:19.437 You're just basically taking a nap and waking up a little richer. 00:57:21.773 --> 00:57:24.108 Okay. Do it. 00:58:03.314 --> 00:58:05.233 Hey. 00:58:05.316 --> 00:58:06.651 Hey! 00:58:07.986 --> 00:58:09.278 It's done. 00:58:30.758 --> 00:58:32.844 I smell so good. 00:58:32.927 --> 00:58:34.887 Hello. Hi! 00:58:38.683 --> 00:58:40.768 You will wake up in 48 hours. 00:58:47.316 --> 00:58:50.069 Wait, are you not taking my body somewhere? 00:58:50.153 --> 00:58:52.697 You are your own responsibility. 00:59:05.418 --> 00:59:08.546 You are not authorized. 00:59:19.015 --> 00:59:20.016 Hi. 00:59:21.017 --> 00:59:24.062 Um, I can't seem to get into my room. 00:59:25.563 --> 00:59:30.068 - And what room are you in? - Three-five-three. 00:59:30.151 --> 00:59:31.986 All right, let me check. 00:59:37.784 --> 00:59:40.870 It looks like there is only one person on the room. 00:59:40.953 --> 00:59:42.205 - Pawel... - Pawel Novac. 00:59:43.706 --> 00:59:46.959 It's my dad... I guess. 00:59:48.336 --> 00:59:50.004 You guess? 00:59:51.380 --> 00:59:53.508 It's my dad. 00:59:53.591 --> 00:59:57.970 Okay, look, I'm not supposed to let anyone in who's not on the list. 00:59:58.054 --> 01:00:01.849 But you don't look like you're going to kill anyone. 01:00:06.896 --> 01:00:10.858 If you need anything, just let me know. 01:00:10.942 --> 01:00:12.026 Thanks. 01:01:10.751 --> 01:01:13.087 Hmm, no. 01:01:13.171 --> 01:01:15.214 Definitely no. 01:01:20.553 --> 01:01:21.971 Boring. 01:01:24.599 --> 01:01:26.142 Mm. 01:01:26.225 --> 01:01:27.393 Mm-hmm. 01:02:08.476 --> 01:02:10.061 - Hi. - Hello. 01:02:12.146 --> 01:02:14.232 It's weird weather, huh? 01:02:14.315 --> 01:02:15.316 Yeah. 01:02:17.318 --> 01:02:19.153 Your, uh, daddy's out late. 01:02:21.364 --> 01:02:24.116 - What's happening? - What do you mean? 01:02:24.200 --> 01:02:26.452 I don't know, parties? 01:02:26.535 --> 01:02:29.038 It's late. You know, everything's closing up. 01:02:31.791 --> 01:02:33.501 Can I have a cigarette? 01:02:46.847 --> 01:02:49.100 Though I do know of a party. 01:02:49.183 --> 01:02:51.644 It's an after-hours type thing. You don't need ID. 01:02:51.727 --> 01:02:55.481 But you don't really look like the type of person that might enjoy it. 01:02:56.482 --> 01:02:58.109 No, I wanna go. 01:02:58.192 --> 01:03:01.195 I'll tell you what, I get off in half an hour. Why don't I take you? 01:03:11.330 --> 01:03:13.916 And I've never felt... 01:03:14.000 --> 01:03:17.920 more alive my entire life. 01:03:22.174 --> 01:03:24.385 And I don't mean that in a good way. 01:03:29.724 --> 01:03:33.644 Eva, new voice memo. 01:03:33.728 --> 01:03:35.563 Voice recording initiated. 01:03:35.646 --> 01:03:38.649 So this next part's not for you. 01:03:38.733 --> 01:03:40.318 It's for my daughter. 01:03:45.114 --> 01:03:46.115 Emma... 01:03:48.576 --> 01:03:49.785 Emma... 01:03:52.705 --> 01:03:55.624 I've made sure that, uh, 01:03:55.708 --> 01:03:58.377 all the stars are shining for you... 01:03:59.712 --> 01:04:03.716 every night, when you look up into the sky. 01:04:06.427 --> 01:04:09.263 I'm the space janitor, see, 01:04:09.347 --> 01:04:11.265 for the entire galaxy, so... 01:04:12.850 --> 01:04:14.518 That's what I do. 01:04:17.813 --> 01:04:21.442 Whenever you see a star twinkling... 01:04:23.486 --> 01:04:27.740 that would me just changing a bulb. 01:04:32.995 --> 01:04:34.872 I love you forever. 01:04:38.459 --> 01:04:42.254 - Eva, stop recording. - David, please repeat. 01:04:43.798 --> 01:04:44.882 Eva? 01:04:44.965 --> 01:04:47.676 David, please repeat. 01:04:47.760 --> 01:04:50.471 Oh, God, no. 01:04:50.554 --> 01:04:53.182 Don't leave me. Please don't leave me. 01:05:43.149 --> 01:05:44.309 Do you believe in God? 01:05:46.735 --> 01:05:47.735 No. 01:05:49.572 --> 01:05:50.739 Me neither. 01:05:52.783 --> 01:05:54.410 I do believe in goat people. 01:05:55.744 --> 01:05:57.538 Goat peeps. 01:05:59.248 --> 01:06:01.667 Stay tuned for late breaking news. 01:06:04.086 --> 01:06:07.673 And now following up on the new strain of the coronavirus 01:06:07.756 --> 01:06:10.509 that has been discovered in the US Virgin Islands. 01:06:10.593 --> 01:06:15.848 This is the third resurgence and mutation of this virus since the COVID-19 pandemic. 01:06:15.931 --> 01:06:18.934 The WHO has officially registered it as COVID-28. 01:06:19.018 --> 01:06:21.103 The public is being warned not to panic, 01:06:21.187 --> 01:06:23.647 as the CDC states the strain is not expected 01:06:23.731 --> 01:06:26.817 to rise to the levels anywhere close to the 2020 pandemic. 01:06:27.818 --> 01:06:30.088 Citizens have, however, begun prepping for another year of lockdown. 01:06:31.113 --> 01:06:32.753 There are reports of rioting and looting, 01:06:32.781 --> 01:06:35.284 and some governors have started enacting serious measures 01:06:35.367 --> 01:06:37.453 by shutting down state borders. 01:06:37.536 --> 01:06:40.206 This, combined with recent outages in electricity... 01:07:29.296 --> 01:07:30.297 You shy? 01:08:48.751 --> 01:08:51.629 Hey. You found my little flower girl. 01:08:51.712 --> 01:08:53.088 Oh, you know her? 01:08:53.172 --> 01:08:54.423 - Yeah. - She's with me now. 01:08:54.506 --> 01:08:56.091 What? 01:08:56.175 --> 01:08:58.385 Lara, you're fucking teasing me now. 01:08:58.469 --> 01:09:01.180 Oh, don't be a dick, Vincent. 01:09:01.263 --> 01:09:03.241 I'm just dancing. I'm trying to have fun, you know. 01:09:03.265 --> 01:09:05.476 Oh, shit. 01:09:05.559 --> 01:09:06.810 Can you get us a room? 01:09:06.894 --> 01:09:10.272 We're sold out, but, uh, Magda has a room. 01:09:11.815 --> 01:09:13.859 - Uh... - Come on. 01:09:21.909 --> 01:09:24.662 Come on, hurry up! You don't have to hide a dead body. 01:09:27.539 --> 01:09:29.166 Just a minute. 01:09:34.755 --> 01:09:36.757 - Mm. - Mm. 01:09:41.220 --> 01:09:42.220 Uh-oh. 01:09:45.849 --> 01:09:47.267 - Ooh... - Oh, wow, 01:09:47.351 --> 01:09:48.477 you're a dirty girl, huh? 01:09:48.560 --> 01:09:49.728 Hey! Don't! 01:09:49.812 --> 01:09:52.272 - No, no! - Hey, Lara, yours is bigger, no? 01:09:52.356 --> 01:09:54.400 It's my dad's. 01:09:54.483 --> 01:09:56.443 Your dad's? 01:09:58.278 --> 01:09:59.947 Your dad's a little pervert, huh? 01:10:00.030 --> 01:10:01.782 You should invite him to the party. 01:10:01.865 --> 01:10:04.993 Sounds like a real gentleman, you know? 01:10:06.370 --> 01:10:08.914 And what are you hiding in your closet, Vincent? 01:10:08.997 --> 01:10:10.833 - Nothing. - Oh, really? 01:10:10.916 --> 01:10:12.918 Come on, so you have a bag of dildos. 01:10:13.001 --> 01:10:15.504 Come on, have some fun. Fun, fun! 01:10:15.587 --> 01:10:17.131 Come on. 01:10:22.094 --> 01:10:23.470 Take some of this. 01:10:26.390 --> 01:10:28.767 Uh-uh, uh-uh. Don't give her K, asshole. 01:10:28.851 --> 01:10:31.562 What? It's not K. 01:10:31.645 --> 01:10:33.230 I wanna try it. Fuck it. 01:10:33.313 --> 01:10:34.523 See? That's the spirit. 01:10:34.606 --> 01:10:36.859 Here. Here. 01:10:40.487 --> 01:10:41.572 Here. 01:10:45.784 --> 01:10:47.327 Oh, ho, ho, hey... 01:10:49.371 --> 01:10:50.372 Hey, leave her. 01:10:50.456 --> 01:10:52.708 She likes girls. 01:10:52.791 --> 01:10:53.792 So do I. 01:11:14.354 --> 01:11:16.732 I want... water. 01:11:16.815 --> 01:11:18.233 Please. 01:11:45.803 --> 01:11:47.638 Fuck! 01:11:51.433 --> 01:11:53.310 - Bitch! - No, no... 01:12:21.547 --> 01:12:23.006 See what you made me fucking do. 01:12:23.090 --> 01:12:25.050 What the fuck? 01:12:26.677 --> 01:12:27.678 Just get out! 01:12:45.112 --> 01:12:47.364 You're fucking 17? 01:12:51.243 --> 01:12:52.243 Okay. 01:12:54.162 --> 01:12:56.290 Okay. Okay. 01:12:56.373 --> 01:12:58.166 Okay. It's gonna be okay. 01:12:58.250 --> 01:13:00.335 Yeah, yeah. It's gonna be okay. 01:14:04.358 --> 01:14:06.234 Oh, my God. 01:14:28.256 --> 01:14:29.591 Warning! Warning! 01:14:29.675 --> 01:14:31.802 This is a national emergency broadcast. 01:14:31.885 --> 01:14:33.428 This is not a test. 01:14:33.512 --> 01:14:37.057 I repeat, this is not a test. We urge all citizens... 01:14:39.935 --> 01:14:43.105 This is not a test. I repeat, this is not a test. 01:14:48.485 --> 01:14:50.320 Hey, you gotta pay for that! 01:14:52.531 --> 01:14:54.408 Give me one! I need to talk to God. 01:14:54.491 --> 01:14:57.327 Hey, it's not genuine, I painted him last night. 01:14:57.411 --> 01:14:59.413 Good luck with your thoughts and prayers, man. 01:16:19.034 --> 01:16:20.827 Are you okay? 01:16:24.498 --> 01:16:26.124 Where are your parents? 01:16:29.878 --> 01:16:31.713 What's your name, sweetie? 01:16:33.131 --> 01:16:36.301 - Emma. - Let's go sit, okay? 01:17:29.479 --> 01:17:31.648 So this is how it ends. 01:17:34.734 --> 01:17:39.531 They say every end is a new beginning, but that ain't true. 01:17:40.949 --> 01:17:44.286 People just say that 'cause they wanna feel better. 01:17:44.369 --> 01:17:48.665 It's easier to live in an illusion than it is in reality. 01:17:50.667 --> 01:17:54.045 What is this thing called "love" anyway? 01:17:54.129 --> 01:17:56.006 Did I ever give enough of it? 01:17:58.633 --> 01:18:00.010 Does anyone? 01:18:03.138 --> 01:18:06.057 I thought everything made sense, 01:18:06.141 --> 01:18:08.727 but none of this does now. 01:18:10.312 --> 01:18:12.272 I thought I was in control. 01:18:12.355 --> 01:18:14.608 But I'm not. 01:18:17.277 --> 01:18:20.906 How the hell am I the last man alive? 01:18:22.616 --> 01:18:24.910 How the hell does that happen? 01:18:32.250 --> 01:18:33.919 Emma. 01:18:37.255 --> 01:18:40.383 Recording interrupted. 01:18:40.467 --> 01:18:43.720 David, you have run out of storage space. 01:18:48.475 --> 01:18:50.518 Last saved recording. 01:18:50.602 --> 01:18:54.272 Whenever you see a star twinkling... 01:18:56.274 --> 01:19:00.362 that would be me just changing a bulb. 01:19:04.532 --> 01:19:06.243 I love you forever. 01:19:07.494 --> 01:19:09.496 I love you forever. 01:19:10.580 --> 01:19:12.082 I love you for... 01:19:19.047 --> 01:19:21.049 I love you, too. 01:19:46.157 --> 01:19:50.120 David, this is God. 01:19:50.203 --> 01:19:53.790 I know you think I didn't, but I did hear your prayers. 01:19:53.873 --> 01:19:57.711 I'm sorry, it's been pretty hectic around here. 01:19:57.794 --> 01:19:59.671 But I'm here for you now. 01:19:59.754 --> 01:20:02.340 My child, how may I help you? 01:20:03.842 --> 01:21:06.553 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.