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Where is everyone.

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We can't find gun powder.

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Cut!

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Got it!

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This is the last take
which is been playing right?

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Sir, Myra's one-shot
idea is really working.

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We'll manage to save 25 lakhs.

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Sir, but have to be
the one to pitch this idea.

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That director is a nutcase.

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- You know--
- Verma!

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Who is the director
on the bloody set?

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You, sir ofcourse.

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- Myra was just rehearsing. And--
- Sir, I was just trying to help.

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One minute.

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Mr. Producer, what are
you paying me 25 crores for?

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Why not give her 25,000
and let her make the movie?

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It will make everyone's life easier.
Simple.

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So you think you're a director, huh?

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She?

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You think you are Spielberg, huh?
Just after assisting in four movies?

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Huh?

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Wow!

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- Your Highness!
- Sir, but I was just trying to help--

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- Pack up!
- What?

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Pack up!

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And I mean both the shoot and you.
Okay?

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I don't wanna be a part of all this.

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Get out of my way!

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She has ruined evrything for us

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Remove her.

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- Excuse me, sir!
- Myra!

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- Don't create a scene.
- I'm creating a scene?

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Please leave.

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Sir?

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Papa, how many times do I have to tell
you to stop working as a spot boy?

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You have me.
I'll make it work somehow.

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I cannot see them
disrespecting you like this.

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You know, why they don't respect me?

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Because I never earned it.

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They'll start respecting
me after you've earned your respect.

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That's why you should
do what you want to do.

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Don't back down no
matter what anyone says.

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You know, like they say,
just go for it.

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Myra just ruined the day.

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So much mutton for the crew?

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Crew will get lazy eating so much.

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- Give this much only.
- Okay, I'll talk to Dipti.

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- Sir?
- What?

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We've got the GoPro camera
for close up shot of the tyre.

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- Give it to the Demon.
- Yes, sir.

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I don't want Myra ever on my set.

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Is there anyone from spot team?

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Myra? What now?
What the hell is your problem?

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- Where's the Demon?
- Sir?

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Dircetor is in the vanity, sir.

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- Thank God.
- Sir, sir.

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You had said,

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you'd give me a chance if I
come to you with an interesting story.

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Sir, I have a fab story.

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Lodha Katkar?

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Not Katkar, it's Lodha Patkar.

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But Lodha Patkar? Myra.

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Who the hell is this woman?

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Not a woman, sir. A man.
I just told you about him.

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- Yeah, yeah whatever.
- He's a social activist, sir.

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He was the president
of Save earth movement.

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I have done a lot of
research on him and his life.

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I really wanna make
a biopic on him, sir.

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Enough Myra, my movie was about to
get shut because of you yesterday.

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If you make a movie on
this Lodha Katkar-Chatkar,

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I am sorry to say but after the release
I'll have to shut my business

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and work as a spot boy
just like your father does.

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Get real Myra.

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Think of making
a commercial movie instead.

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If you want to make a biopic
then make it on a gangster instead.

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Now leave from here before
the director arrives.

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So Myra, you'd asked me to
research on gangsters?

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- Right.
- And I've got a few names.

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Oh, that's great.

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There is one, Zohar Jamshed.

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- Okay.
- He's from Kashmir.

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But I don't think you should
go for the terrorism angle.

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Then there's one in the north.
Arjun Singh.

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In his early days, he made a policeman
run for miles before killing him.

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Now he is in jail, but he
doesn't want to come out at all.

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Why?

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He is scared of a gangster,
Bachchhan Paandey.

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But forget about him.

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There's one more.

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- Maanav Panth!
- Hmm.

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A notorious don.

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You'll find more weapons in his house
than you'll find at the border.

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But he was killed last month.

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But I think he would
make an interesting subject.

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- You can make a film about him.
- Sorry. Ma'am, who killed him?

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The same guy, Bachchhan Paandey!

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Bachchhan Paandey is the reason Arjun
Singh doesn't want to come out of jail.

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He killed a notorious don
like Maanav Panth.

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I don't think I'll find
a better subject than him.

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I think I should
make a film about him.

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- Where is he from?
- Don't be so stupid.

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Forget about him.

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He is not the right guy for you!

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He's DANGEROUS! Too DANGEROUS!!!

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Give me another week, I'll call you.

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Keep the GST.

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- But our money... 18% less.
- Hi, sir.

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Myra, have I not made
my self clear to you.

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I had to beg to get
him back to the set.

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I cannot tell you
what all he made me do.

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Sir, I have finally decided
on the subject of my biopic.

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No, don't tell me.
Lodha Katkar, right?

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No.

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On him.
I've done my research.

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Baghwa's Bachchhan Paandey!

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What?!!

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What's wrong?

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You are from Uttar Pradesh, right?

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Do you know who is
this Bachchhan Paandey?

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Know him?

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Ms. Myra, I breathed a sigh of relief when
I resigned from the police office in Baghwa

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and joined sir's security team.

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I know him quite well, sir.

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Ms. Myra, he is devil.

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DEVIL!

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He has only one eye, but still
can see everything, everywhere.

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He hates backstabbers
and ridiculers.

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You know what he did
just last months ago?

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Abhinav Tripathi!

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I've had my eyes on you ever
since you wrote that article on me.

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Good article.

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The most notorious hit-man
of Baghwa - Bachchhan Paandey.

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Bang on target.

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Killed X people, thrashed Y people.

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Your only mistake,
Mr. Blabbermouth you made a cartoon of me?

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You think I fall in the category
of Scooby-doo, Mickey-mouse, and Doraemon?

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My business runs on fear, mate.

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And you...

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You, go douse him
with the "Iraq water".

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No sir! NO!!!!

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- It was a mistake.
- Don't fret over this.

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This is just a formality.

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You are already dead.

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This isn't working.

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Go get the sickle from the car.

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Bro? Bro?!

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Not now, Virgin. Let me work.

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Let me kill him.

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- You want to kill him?
- Yes.

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Grow a pair first.

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Please, bro.

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In spite of having a wife and a child,
everyone addresses me as Virgin.

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That's because you're
yet to score your first kill.

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Stop bugging me.

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I'll lose my virginity
only if you give me a chance.

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- Let us work.
- He's a noob.

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- Learn how to hold a gun first.
- Please, just one chance.

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- No, sir!
- Buzz off. Let us work.

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- Please, bro. Please! Please, bro!
- Quiet!

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No, sir...

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No, no, no!

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NO!!!

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- Stop.
- No!!

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And we have fire!

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Tripathi, to maintain swag,

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it is important to create fear.

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- Catch!
- No! NO!!!!

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'To maintain swag it is
important to create fear.'

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'So you think you're a director, huh?'

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'He is devil. DEVIL!'

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'You should do what you want to do.'

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'Just go for it.'

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- Who's messaging you?
- Myra.

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She has asked me
to book her ticket.

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She is going to Baghwa.

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Bachchhan Paandey.

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Myra's message?

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"This crazy one has started on a journey,"

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"To search for him, with lots of love."

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"This crazy one has started on a journey,"

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Careful there!

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"The address of his house,"

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"O' air, please tell me."

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That guy is getting beaten up so badly

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Why are you just standing here
and watching it?

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Then get me a chair.

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I'll sit down and watch it.

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He will die.
Someone call the police.

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The one they are
hitting is the Police.

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A Bottle of water, please.

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Your change, maam.

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Hey! My bag!

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My bag!

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Stop him!

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Where is he?

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Vishu?!

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Are you mad?

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You called me here all the way from
Gorakhpur to hit me with a brick?

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That look on your
face was priceless.

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- Why are you hitting me?
- You scared me!

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What were you doing in
Gorakhpur in the first place?

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I gave an audition in Mumbai
three months back.

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Who do I have to run over, sir?

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I was thinking...

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Sorry sir, but he has
been waiting for an audition.

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Can you do something
rustic like in Bihari?

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Say action and I'll do it.

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- Okay.
- Action.

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Yo mister,
you think you are Mia Khalifa?

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You are nothing but
Naalasupara's rejected supari,

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Bhandup's beggar,
Mulund's Monkey man.

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What, man!

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I'll dip you in momo sauce and
I'll stuff your face with Banana.

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What, man!

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Banana will banana, Single is Alone,
Tired means tired, Dead is dead!

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What, man?

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You didn't use a single
Bihari word in your dialogue.

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I used two, sir, what and man!

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Sir? Who do I run over?

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- Run over him.
- What do you think I am, a road?

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What, man! Wow!

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This is a school.
Where are you taking me?

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This is where we are going to stay.

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- What?
- Yes.

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School's on summer break.

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The peon who works
here is from Gorakhpur.

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Shankar!

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- How are you sir.
- What, man!

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Are you serious?

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Don't worry.

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I've turned the classroom
into our temporary home.

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Where do I keep my clothes?

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In the refrigerator.

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Refrigerator?

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Trust me.
Go on.

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What?

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What is this?

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What is this!

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I am talking about
this little thing.

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Oh, this?
This is a spy mike.

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Fit is anywhere,

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and you can hear everything by staying
within a radius of one kilometer.

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This is deadly.

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Listen Myra?

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There's one thing
I don't understand.

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What?

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Why did you come
here to make your movie?

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I came here because the gangster I want
to make a film on stays here, in Baghwa.

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Oh.
Who's the lucky guy?

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Bachchhan Paandey?

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What?

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You know him?

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Pack your bags and leave.

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What's wrong?

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Are you crazy?
Have you lost your mind?

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Do you even know who he is?

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He is someone who undauntedly
smuggles red sandalwood.

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He is a contract killer.

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He is a dog! A scoundrel!

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What are you doing?

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Recording it.

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- Give it here.
- Hey!

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He is a scoundrel, a dog, a monster,

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who speaks evil
about Bachchhan Paandey.

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Bachchhan Paandey is god.

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Bachchhan Paandey is messiah.

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- For the poor--
- What are you saying?

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- Have you lost your mind?
- I speak the truth.

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If Bachchhan Paandey
got hold of recording,

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he'd put a bullet in my head
and suck my blood out with a straw.

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Do you get me?
Pack your bags and leave.

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- It will be fine.
- Leave!

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- Vishu?
- Get out of here.

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- So, you are not with me in this?
- No.

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- You won't even help me?
- No.

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So you won't even act in my movie?

00:19:43.300 --> 00:19:44.930
Isn't that what your
father always wanted?

00:19:45.840 --> 00:19:47.540
Not that!

00:19:51.050 --> 00:19:52.800
Krishnakant Mhatre.

00:19:55.310 --> 00:19:59.290
My father struggled a lot.
He wanted to be a movie star.

00:20:00.460 --> 00:20:03.590
The closest encounter was he got
to stand in the crowd in a movie.

00:20:04.220 --> 00:20:06.340
You know what he
told me before he died?

00:20:06.800 --> 00:20:07.670
What?

00:20:07.750 --> 00:20:12.510
He said, "Vishu,
you should do what I couldn't do."

00:20:13.020 --> 00:20:15.510
"Your name should appear
on the big screen in bold letters."

00:20:15.590 --> 00:20:17.210
"Vishwakant Mhatre!"

00:20:19.180 --> 00:20:23.470
But that's tough to achieve
in the small roles that I do.

00:20:23.670 --> 00:20:26.920
Your name isn't displayed like that till
you don't play a hero or a second hero.

00:20:27.000 --> 00:20:28.280
That's what I am offering you.

00:20:30.720 --> 00:20:32.090
Don't stare at me.

00:20:32.650 --> 00:20:34.590
Why else did I ask you to come here?

00:20:35.250 --> 00:20:37.420
Who else can be the
second hero of my movie?

00:20:38.700 --> 00:20:42.490
Vishu, it's always the second hero
who over powers the main hero.

00:20:42.910 --> 00:20:44.820
- Like Salman in Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.
- Right.

00:20:44.900 --> 00:20:46.860
- And Vicky Kaushal in Sanju?
- Right.

00:20:46.940 --> 00:20:49.460
And remember Circuit
in Munnabhai MBBS?

00:20:49.830 --> 00:20:50.700
Right!!

00:20:50.780 --> 00:20:55.420
Not everyone has a
great personality like you.

00:20:55.500 --> 00:20:56.650
- Come on!
- No, come on.

00:20:56.730 --> 00:20:57.710
What are you thinking?

00:21:01.950 --> 00:21:03.060
Your speaking the truth right?

00:21:03.550 --> 00:21:04.790
Would I ever lie to you?

00:21:05.570 --> 00:21:06.530
Fine.

00:21:06.950 --> 00:21:09.790
Fine, let's make a movie...
on Bachchhan Paandey.

00:21:09.870 --> 00:21:11.060
- Yeah?
- Done!

00:21:11.230 --> 00:21:14.130
"Here comes... Bachchhan Paandey!"

00:21:14.210 --> 00:21:17.080
"Here comes... Bachchhan Paandey!"

00:21:17.160 --> 00:21:20.180
"Here comes... Bachchhan Paandey!"

00:21:20.260 --> 00:21:21.840
"Here comes..."

00:21:21.920 --> 00:21:23.020
"Bachchhan... Paandey!"

00:21:23.100 --> 00:21:26.030
"Here comes..."

00:21:26.110 --> 00:21:29.800
"Bachchhan... Paandey!"

00:21:40.560 --> 00:21:41.640
"My trip is bad,"

00:21:41.720 --> 00:21:42.800
"Gonna make you sad,"

00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:43.740
"Gonna put you down,"

00:21:43.820 --> 00:21:46.720
"Gonna gotta get in the ring thinga,
I'll knock you down."

00:21:46.800 --> 00:21:48.790
"Remember, you'll breathe your last."

00:21:48.870 --> 00:21:51.690
"Your jaw's gonna break,
ting ting ting tinga."

00:21:51.770 --> 00:21:52.910
"it's game over for you."

00:21:52.990 --> 00:21:55.720
"The animal inside me has gone savage."

00:21:55.800 --> 00:21:58.670
"Act arrogant in front of me,
and you'll face some serious damage."

00:21:58.750 --> 00:22:01.720
"You seemed to have
worked hard on your body."

00:22:01.800 --> 00:22:04.720
"It means nothing in front of me, sonny."

00:22:05.200 --> 00:22:08.200
"You thought you could fight me,
you are a fool."

00:22:08.280 --> 00:22:11.200
"I don't think before I hit,
that's my rule."

00:22:11.280 --> 00:22:14.000
"Thank your stars coz daddy's cool."

00:22:14.080 --> 00:22:15.890
"I won't warn you again, bro"

00:22:16.040 --> 00:22:17.400
"You'll be beaten up."

00:22:21.920 --> 00:22:23.610
"You'll be beaten up."

00:22:25.950 --> 00:22:28.000
"Once I'll start hitting, I swear,"

00:22:28.080 --> 00:22:29.780
"You'll be dead."

00:22:30.130 --> 00:22:31.850
"You'll be beaten up."

00:22:33.070 --> 00:22:34.940
"You'll be beaten up."

00:22:36.070 --> 00:22:37.840
"You'll be beaten up."

00:22:38.120 --> 00:22:41.320
"I'm fire, you'll burn."

00:23:08.040 --> 00:23:09.670
"Everyone brings an army."

00:23:09.750 --> 00:23:10.810
"I am one man army."

00:23:10.890 --> 00:23:14.000
"I outshine you on your best day."

00:23:14.080 --> 00:23:15.650
"From UP to Bihar,"

00:23:15.730 --> 00:23:17.120
"From Jungles to Mountains,"

00:23:17.200 --> 00:23:19.140
"I rule everywhere."

00:23:19.450 --> 00:23:20.170
"Repeat"

00:23:20.250 --> 00:23:21.660
"Everyone brings an army."

00:23:21.740 --> 00:23:22.840
"I am one man army."

00:23:22.920 --> 00:23:25.840
"I outshine you on your best day."

00:23:25.920 --> 00:23:27.700
"From UP to Bihar,"

00:23:27.780 --> 00:23:29.180
"From Jungles to Mountains,"

00:23:29.260 --> 00:23:31.800
"I rule everywhere."

00:23:33.010 --> 00:23:34.270
"I am not brother,"

00:23:34.570 --> 00:23:36.150
"I am known as Godfather."

00:23:36.850 --> 00:23:38.400
"You'll be beaten up."

00:23:42.930 --> 00:23:44.530
"You'll be beaten up."

00:23:46.870 --> 00:23:48.960
"Once I'll start hitting, I swear,"

00:23:49.040 --> 00:23:50.430
"You'll be dead."

00:23:51.250 --> 00:23:52.760
"You'll be beaten up."

00:23:54.150 --> 00:23:55.750
"You'll be beaten up."

00:23:57.140 --> 00:23:58.760
"You'll be beaten up."

00:23:59.150 --> 00:24:02.140
"I'm fire, you'll burn."

00:24:02.330 --> 00:24:05.560
"Bachchhan... Paandey!"

00:24:05.640 --> 00:24:08.190
"Bachchhan... Paandey!"

00:24:08.270 --> 00:24:11.250
"Bachchhan... Paandey!"

00:24:11.330 --> 00:24:14.180
"Bachchhan... Paandey!"

00:24:20.400 --> 00:24:21.690
"Boom!"

00:24:26.790 --> 00:24:28.360
"You'll be beaten up."

00:24:38.290 --> 00:24:42.590
I came here as soon as I heard that
they've planned an attack on you.

00:24:45.090 --> 00:24:46.910
No one can kill you.

00:24:49.140 --> 00:24:50.670
Take care.

00:24:51.490 --> 00:24:53.020
And get well soon.

00:25:47.670 --> 00:25:49.740
Soiled my car.

00:25:52.060 --> 00:25:55.060
Now watch me play, chucklehead.

00:25:55.280 --> 00:25:56.310
Here I go.

00:25:56.390 --> 00:25:57.560
Vishu!

00:25:58.370 --> 00:26:01.850
How do I write a script without
knowing Paandey's backstory?

00:26:01.940 --> 00:26:05.600
I need to know his story, his family,
and when he started all this.

00:26:05.690 --> 00:26:06.690
Listen!

00:26:06.770 --> 00:26:08.700
- What?
- Should we talk to him, directly?

00:26:08.780 --> 00:26:10.850
Mind-blowing idea!

00:26:10.930 --> 00:26:13.140
He is dying to talk to you.

00:26:13.230 --> 00:26:14.720
Why don't you give him a call?
He'll come over.

00:26:48.860 --> 00:26:50.040
Listen Doofus!

00:26:50.120 --> 00:26:53.280
This is Bachchhan sir's car.
Make this spotless.

00:26:53.360 --> 00:26:54.810
Make it shine.

00:27:01.830 --> 00:27:03.760
What happened? A paralysis attack?

00:27:03.840 --> 00:27:06.250
No, boss. Just a cramp.

00:27:07.280 --> 00:27:08.900
Take vitamin supplements.

00:27:17.600 --> 00:27:20.100
- Don't rest your back on my car.
- Okay. Okay, boss.

00:27:36.100 --> 00:27:37.570
New here?

00:27:37.650 --> 00:27:38.860
Huh?

00:27:39.280 --> 00:27:40.570
Are you deaf?

00:27:41.610 --> 00:27:42.470
No.

00:27:42.550 --> 00:27:43.740
No.

00:27:46.570 --> 00:27:47.990
Where are you from?

00:27:49.960 --> 00:27:51.450
As in?

00:27:52.930 --> 00:27:54.180
I asked you where are you from?

00:27:55.560 --> 00:27:57.460
From Mumbai.

00:28:01.030 --> 00:28:02.200
Clean my car properly!

00:28:02.280 --> 00:28:03.410
Okay, sir.

00:28:08.150 --> 00:28:10.090
They will clean it properly.

00:28:10.900 --> 00:28:12.830
Blood stains doesn't look
good on it, right?

00:28:14.770 --> 00:28:16.670
Are you calling me a murderer?

00:28:16.960 --> 00:28:18.210
No.

00:28:18.290 --> 00:28:22.630
I mean,
it could also be betel leaf stains.

00:28:23.750 --> 00:28:25.620
Are you saying people
spit on my car?

00:28:25.840 --> 00:28:27.630
No. I mean...

00:28:29.090 --> 00:28:30.750
What are you doing?

00:28:40.020 --> 00:28:43.760
The other day I saw
you on a truck with a gun.

00:28:43.840 --> 00:28:45.500
You are a courageous man.

00:28:46.840 --> 00:28:51.390
I mean, not everyone has
a great personality like you.

00:28:54.440 --> 00:28:55.850
Listen up, girl.

00:28:57.730 --> 00:29:01.510
Bachchhan Paandey doesn't
like such cheap behavior.

00:29:02.510 --> 00:29:06.760
Keep talking and I'll
bury you right here.

00:29:06.990 --> 00:29:09.050
No one in Mumbai will
be able to find you.

00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:18.190
Boss, that guy who attacked on Laalji,

00:29:18.270 --> 00:29:21.250
we tried to kill him,
but he refuses to die.

00:29:31.290 --> 00:29:32.950
How many times do
I have to tell you, huh?

00:29:33.130 --> 00:29:36.590
Always go for the jugular, always!

00:29:36.670 --> 00:29:38.200
Your car is clean, sir.

00:29:38.280 --> 00:29:40.030
So what do I do? Put it on my head?

00:29:57.960 --> 00:29:59.540
Why did you have to talk to him?

00:29:59.960 --> 00:30:01.080
You know he is crazy.

00:30:01.650 --> 00:30:06.280
You know why they provide
a trunk at the back of a car?

00:30:06.630 --> 00:30:07.910
To keep our bags.

00:30:08.120 --> 00:30:10.240
But Bachchhan Paandey
uses it to keep dead bodies.

00:30:11.230 --> 00:30:13.580
You know how serious this matter is!

00:30:14.080 --> 00:30:17.330
One day, both you and I
will end up dead in that trunk.

00:30:17.780 --> 00:30:18.870
Did you hear me?

00:30:18.950 --> 00:30:20.280
- You are right.
- Right.

00:30:21.030 --> 00:30:24.580
We cannot talk to him directly.

00:30:24.660 --> 00:30:26.080
What was I thinking!

00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:27.910
Finally, someone sees some sense.

00:30:27.990 --> 00:30:30.260
How about if we approach
one of his lackeys?

00:30:31.560 --> 00:30:33.770
Pack your bags and leave.
Buzz off!

00:30:33.850 --> 00:30:35.930
If I wanted to leave, I would
have left on the first day itself.

00:30:36.330 --> 00:30:38.420
I have come so far.
I cannot go back now, Vishu.

00:30:38.500 --> 00:30:40.090
I am this close to it.

00:30:40.290 --> 00:30:41.500
- You know how hard I've worked.
- Come on!

00:30:41.590 --> 00:30:42.790
He is a bloody killer!

00:30:42.880 --> 00:30:45.100
He is a gangster!
Of course, he's a killer.

00:30:45.180 --> 00:30:46.680
He is doing his job.
And I am doing my job.

00:30:46.760 --> 00:30:47.560
So why don't you do your job?

00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:49.040
This is no logic.

00:30:49.280 --> 00:30:51.850
What about Krishnakant Mhatre, huh?

00:30:51.930 --> 00:30:53.210
Who is he?

00:30:54.080 --> 00:30:56.090
- Your father?
- My father?

00:30:56.170 --> 00:31:00.500
My father...

00:31:03.120 --> 00:31:04.340
Fine.

00:31:05.370 --> 00:31:08.230
Let's get to Bachchhan
Paandey's lackeys.

00:31:09.090 --> 00:31:10.290
This is Kaandi.

00:31:10.840 --> 00:31:12.710
Looks like he weighs only 3 kilos.

00:31:12.980 --> 00:31:14.900
His strongest point?

00:31:14.980 --> 00:31:16.640
His hammer hand.

00:31:18.930 --> 00:31:21.000
His weakest point?
His family.

00:31:21.710 --> 00:31:25.460
Kaandi goes to the temple
every Sunday with his family.

00:31:25.540 --> 00:31:27.310
He's a total family man.

00:31:27.390 --> 00:31:29.050
His weakness?

00:31:29.640 --> 00:31:31.630
B-grade cheesy movies.

00:31:38.270 --> 00:31:39.620
'This is Bufferiya uncle.'

00:31:39.950 --> 00:31:42.620
'Bachchhan Paandey's on
of the most trustworthy guy.'

00:31:43.410 --> 00:31:45.330
'He owns the Baghwa Kala Theater.'

00:31:48.250 --> 00:31:50.070
- Listen Bhaaghi 3,
- Yes, sir?

00:31:50.210 --> 00:31:52.170
- Clean the place properly.
- Okay, sir.

00:31:52.560 --> 00:31:54.570
He loves to tell stories.

00:31:55.070 --> 00:31:56.140
'You know why he's
got the name Bufferiya?'

00:31:56.220 --> 00:31:58.990
- Mom, water.
- Quick, hand me over a drink.

00:31:59.070 --> 00:32:00.670
Food is too spicy for Pari's taste.

00:32:00.750 --> 00:32:01.610
What do you want?

00:32:06.150 --> 00:32:06.980
Cold drink.

00:32:07.060 --> 00:32:08.320
Or...

00:32:09.740 --> 00:32:10.820
Water?

00:32:11.110 --> 00:32:12.170
Cold drink.

00:32:14.390 --> 00:32:15.530
Mirinda?

00:32:15.610 --> 00:32:17.050
Or...

00:32:17.130 --> 00:32:17.900
Maaza?

00:32:17.980 --> 00:32:19.670
What do you suggest?

00:32:19.940 --> 00:32:22.350
Mirinda or Maaza?

00:32:23.890 --> 00:32:25.040
- Come here.
- What?

00:32:25.120 --> 00:32:28.940
You...

00:32:31.390 --> 00:32:32.740
'This is Pendulum.'

00:32:33.180 --> 00:32:34.610
'A drunkard.'

00:32:35.400 --> 00:32:38.120
But what really gives him
a high is his girlfriend Pinky.

00:32:38.200 --> 00:32:40.990
Say it just once. I am drinking but
I am not getting any high from it.

00:32:41.450 --> 00:32:43.400
'You know the tensest
part of his love story?'

00:32:43.730 --> 00:32:46.400
'Pendulum as you know
works for Bachchhan Paandey.'

00:32:46.490 --> 00:32:49.150
'Whereas Pinky's comes
from a family of cops.'

00:32:49.240 --> 00:32:50.650
'Seven cops.'

00:32:50.740 --> 00:32:52.820
'She has seven brothers
and all of them are cops.'

00:32:52.900 --> 00:32:55.450
I love you.

00:32:58.540 --> 00:33:03.030
'As soon as her seven brothers learned
about Pinky and Pedulum's affair,'

00:33:03.110 --> 00:33:03.400
A!

00:33:03.490 --> 00:33:05.400
'they fixed her wedding,'

00:33:05.490 --> 00:33:07.240
B, C, D, E.

00:33:07.320 --> 00:33:10.200
'with SP Suryakant Mishra.'

00:33:10.440 --> 00:33:13.280
'After that,
all the cops held a big meeting,'

00:33:13.360 --> 00:33:17.650
'because they knew Bachchhan Paandey
would surely gatecrash their wedding.'

00:33:17.740 --> 00:33:21.500
'But SP Suryakant Mishra,
being overconfident said...'

00:33:21.580 --> 00:33:25.820
Sir, Pinky has agreed to marry me.

00:33:25.900 --> 00:33:28.240
You can ask her
brothers if you want.

00:33:28.320 --> 00:33:29.770
But what if something goes wrong?

00:33:29.850 --> 00:33:31.220
That would be a plus for us, sir.

00:33:32.020 --> 00:33:35.730
We'll conduct a mass encounter on
Bachchhan Paandey and his gang then and there.

00:33:37.220 --> 00:33:38.620
'And that day finally came.'

00:33:38.950 --> 00:33:41.160
'Unfaithful Pinky's wedding.'

00:33:42.200 --> 00:33:44.440
'The place was swarming
with police officers'

00:33:44.930 --> 00:33:48.090
'and Bachchhan Paandey
decided to make an entrance.'

00:34:05.250 --> 00:34:07.040
"She once belonged to me."

00:34:07.120 --> 00:34:08.750
"Tomorrow she will
belong to someone else."

00:34:08.830 --> 00:34:11.950
"She broke my heart. She just..."

00:34:12.030 --> 00:34:13.880
"She once belonged to me."

00:34:13.960 --> 00:34:15.600
"Tomorrow she will
belong to someone else."

00:34:15.680 --> 00:34:17.270
"She broke my heart."

00:34:17.350 --> 00:34:19.050
"She crushed it."

00:34:19.130 --> 00:34:20.780
"She is a two-faced girl."

00:34:20.860 --> 00:34:22.490
"She is a gold-digger."

00:34:22.570 --> 00:34:24.200
"She is a two-faced girl."

00:34:24.280 --> 00:34:25.870
"She is a gold-digger."

00:34:25.950 --> 00:34:29.180
"She has left lover stranded."

00:34:29.260 --> 00:34:31.110
"Everyone in one voice
- She's unfaithful."

00:34:31.190 --> 00:34:32.790
"On the top of your voice
- She's unfaithful."

00:34:32.870 --> 00:34:34.530
"I didn't hear you
- She's unfaithful."

00:34:34.610 --> 00:34:36.250
"Everyone in one voice!"

00:34:36.330 --> 00:34:37.810
"Everyone in one voice
- She's unfaithful."

00:34:37.890 --> 00:34:39.640
"On the top of your voice
- She's unfaithful."

00:34:39.720 --> 00:34:41.350
"I didn't hear you
- She's unfaithful."

00:34:41.430 --> 00:34:43.890
"Everyone in one voice!"

00:35:00.080 --> 00:35:03.460
"Everyone knows your name, baby."

00:35:03.540 --> 00:35:06.760
"God alone knows how
many have ditched like this."

00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:10.270
"Everyone knows your name, baby."

00:35:10.350 --> 00:35:13.710
"God alone knows how
many have ditched like this."

00:35:13.790 --> 00:35:17.130
"If you don't give
your hand in mine,"

00:35:17.210 --> 00:35:20.560
"I will die as your wedding
takes place, you can bet on this."

00:35:20.640 --> 00:35:23.980
"I will die as your wedding
takes place, you can bet on this."

00:35:24.060 --> 00:35:27.480
"I am your lover,
let your father know that."

00:35:27.560 --> 00:35:29.340
"Everyone in one voice
- She's unfaithful."

00:35:29.420 --> 00:35:31.040
"On the top of your voice
- She's unfaithful."

00:35:31.120 --> 00:35:32.750
"I didn't hear you
- She's unfaithful."

00:35:32.830 --> 00:35:34.530
"Everyone in one voice!"

00:35:34.610 --> 00:35:36.210
"Everyone in one voice
- She's unfaithful."

00:35:36.290 --> 00:35:37.980
"On the top of your voice
- She's unfaithful."

00:35:38.060 --> 00:35:39.650
"I didn't hear you
- She's unfaithful."

00:35:39.730 --> 00:35:41.560
"Everyone in one voice!"

00:35:41.640 --> 00:35:43.060
"Everyone in one voice
- She's unfaithful."

00:35:43.140 --> 00:35:44.770
"On the top of your voice
- She's unfaithful."

00:35:44.850 --> 00:35:46.490
"I didn't hear you
- She's unfaithful."

00:35:46.570 --> 00:35:49.230
"Everyone in one voice!"

00:35:57.230 --> 00:35:58.490
'The song had ended,'

00:35:58.920 --> 00:36:01.340
'but the cops didn't know'

00:36:01.660 --> 00:36:05.920
'that even a sheep can
roar in lion's company.'

00:36:43.440 --> 00:36:45.130
'So these are the three monkeys,

00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:48.350
'we'll have to stick around
to get all the information.'

00:36:49.680 --> 00:36:51.320
- That's him?
- Hmm.

00:36:52.780 --> 00:36:53.840
He's looking right at us.

00:36:53.920 --> 00:36:55.200
I'll be right back.

00:36:55.280 --> 00:36:56.490
- Okay.
- Go, go, go.

01:30:45.299 --> 01:30:47.332
None of it is any use.

00:37:01.000 --> 00:37:05.010
You'll certainly lose an eye if you
don't stop staring at us.

00:37:05.090 --> 00:37:07.070
Buzz off!

00:37:09.550 --> 00:37:10.860
There was a girl.

00:37:12.320 --> 00:37:14.870
- There was... a girl.
- hmmm

00:37:14.950 --> 00:37:15.950
There was a girl.

00:37:16.030 --> 00:37:16.910
Hmm.

00:37:16.990 --> 00:37:18.230
Her name?

00:37:19.760 --> 00:37:21.360
Mamta?

00:37:23.200 --> 00:37:24.430
- Myra?
- I'll tell you.

00:37:28.930 --> 00:37:30.200
Sushmita?

00:37:31.430 --> 00:37:33.240
- Let me finish.
- Let you finish?

00:37:33.320 --> 00:37:34.370
You've been at it forever.

00:37:34.450 --> 00:37:37.500
The weather, the year, and the government
will change before you'll finish!

00:37:37.580 --> 00:37:38.980
You take so long, man.

00:37:39.060 --> 00:37:40.170
Your sentences never end.

00:37:40.880 --> 00:37:42.630
Vishu, control.

00:37:43.190 --> 00:37:44.160
Control, control.

00:37:44.240 --> 00:37:45.430
Your sentences never end.

00:37:45.510 --> 00:37:46.640
Uncle, listen.

00:37:46.720 --> 00:37:47.720
Please listen to me.

00:37:47.800 --> 00:37:51.130
We've spent days with to
find out about Bachchhan Paandey.

00:37:51.610 --> 00:37:52.750
Give us something, anything.

00:37:52.830 --> 00:37:55.420
You have been here
for so many years.

00:37:57.120 --> 00:38:00.120
A few weeks back,

00:38:00.990 --> 00:38:03.000
a reporter too, was enquiring
about him just like you two are.

00:38:03.080 --> 00:38:04.290
I see.

00:38:06.910 --> 00:38:10.450
- Bachchhan?
- Bachchhan burnt him alive.

00:38:11.490 --> 00:38:13.040
He had approached you?

00:38:13.120 --> 00:38:14.000
Hmm.

00:38:14.080 --> 00:38:16.070
How did Bachchhan
Paandey learn about this?

00:38:22.810 --> 00:38:24.000
I told him.

00:38:30.240 --> 00:38:31.350
One ticket for 'Sister-in-law's youth'.

00:38:32.930 --> 00:38:35.180
It's so hot! Why have you
wrapped a shawl around yourself?

00:38:36.330 --> 00:38:37.750
Going for a repeat, huh, Kaandi brother?

00:38:39.290 --> 00:38:40.380
- Hey!
- Sorry.

00:38:43.700 --> 00:38:45.760
It's so hot, mister. Why have
you wrapped a shawl around yourself?

00:38:47.570 --> 00:38:49.590
Oh, this is local stuff.

00:38:51.180 --> 00:38:52.640
Want to know my collection?

00:38:52.720 --> 00:38:53.810
German.

00:38:53.890 --> 00:38:55.060
Korean.

00:38:55.140 --> 00:38:56.310
Russian.

00:38:58.060 --> 00:39:00.020
Come here, you blabbermouth.

00:39:02.420 --> 00:39:03.930
Let me check them out.

00:39:04.090 --> 00:39:05.270
Go, get them.

00:39:11.570 --> 00:39:12.480
How are you doing?

00:39:12.560 --> 00:39:13.620
- Super!
- Superb?

00:39:13.700 --> 00:39:15.110
- Yes.
- You look good, bro.

00:39:15.190 --> 00:39:19.710
I had asked you to leave
those German movies on my bike?

00:39:19.790 --> 00:39:20.900
Already did, like always.

00:39:20.980 --> 00:39:22.190
There was a bag of vegetables.

00:39:22.270 --> 00:39:23.680
I kept it between mint
leaves and coriander leaves.

00:39:23.760 --> 00:39:24.860
- I see.
- Yes.

00:39:27.230 --> 00:39:28.180
What's wrong?

00:39:29.800 --> 00:39:30.860
Why have you gone so pale?

00:39:31.350 --> 00:39:32.260
Hey?

00:39:33.470 --> 00:39:34.710
- Out of my way!
- Be careful.

00:39:34.790 --> 00:39:35.530
What's wrong?

00:39:35.610 --> 00:39:37.140
Someone's in a hurry
to watch the movie.

00:39:37.220 --> 00:39:37.920
Someone's very horny.

00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:42.210
"My suffering heart sighed!"

00:39:42.290 --> 00:39:46.880
"I was punished for falling in love.
What was my mistake?"

00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:50.460
"I was ruined."

00:39:51.380 --> 00:39:55.430
"I was ruined in your love."

00:39:55.770 --> 00:40:03.200
"Love is great,"

00:40:05.070 --> 00:40:09.990
"A moment of happiness."

00:40:12.690 --> 00:40:16.960
"My suffering heart sighed!"

00:40:17.040 --> 00:40:19.500
"I was punished for falling in love."

00:40:19.580 --> 00:40:25.450
"What was my mistake? I was ruined."

00:40:26.060 --> 00:40:30.300
"I was ruined in your love."

00:40:38.990 --> 00:40:45.740
"In search of life..."

00:40:46.750 --> 00:40:53.110
"I came so close to death."

00:40:55.320 --> 00:40:57.780
You watch such low-grade
disgusting movies?

00:40:57.860 --> 00:41:01.850
One never knows where
one's lust can take him.

00:41:01.930 --> 00:41:05.410
- Damn!
- Tell me something, boss.

00:41:05.690 --> 00:41:07.730
It is wrong to watch porn?

00:41:08.150 --> 00:41:12.570
What is wrong if I want some
self-gratification in the cold weather?

00:41:13.320 --> 00:41:14.910
I am not forcing anyone.

00:41:15.180 --> 00:41:16.170
Hmm?

00:41:16.310 --> 00:41:18.430
As a kid, you have to
face the stress of studies.

00:41:18.750 --> 00:41:20.400
As an adult, you have
to face the stress of a wife.

00:41:20.480 --> 00:41:22.100
You have to face the stress
of being roughed up by your enemy.

00:41:22.180 --> 00:41:25.050
Given the circumstances, if
someone wants to move to a corner,

00:41:25.130 --> 00:41:27.820
and relieve his stress in
five minutes, can't he even do that?

00:41:27.900 --> 00:41:32.130
There is no happy
ending in a goon's life.

00:41:34.720 --> 00:41:36.700
Pinky's calling.

00:41:37.380 --> 00:41:38.680
You eat something.

00:41:39.020 --> 00:41:41.670
No, boss. I am not hungry.
All the thrashing killed my hunger.

00:41:41.940 --> 00:41:44.870
Forget everything, Kaandi and just smile.

00:41:46.690 --> 00:41:47.570
Nothing.

00:41:47.650 --> 00:41:50.580
We are just eating,
drinking, and having a good time.

00:41:50.990 --> 00:41:52.140
Boss, boss!

00:41:52.220 --> 00:41:53.310
It's Pinky.

00:41:53.390 --> 00:41:54.730
- Say something.
- Come on!

00:41:54.810 --> 00:41:56.230
Please, brother.
Say something at least.

00:41:56.310 --> 00:41:57.260
I love you.

00:41:57.340 --> 00:41:58.630
Damn it!

00:42:03.350 --> 00:42:04.930
- You got an umbrella?
- No, sir.

00:42:29.710 --> 00:42:33.000
"The glaze of her dangling earrings
Her hair interwined with blossom"

00:42:33.080 --> 00:42:36.590
"The glaze of her dangling earrings
Her hair interwined with blossom"

00:42:36.670 --> 00:42:38.740
"Every step of her walk so harmonious"

00:42:38.820 --> 00:42:42.900
"That just looking at her
I knew I gave my heart away"

00:42:42.980 --> 00:42:46.150
"That just looking at her
I knew I gave my heart away"

00:42:46.390 --> 00:42:48.480
- Hello, sir.
- Hi.

00:42:48.560 --> 00:42:49.930
I just cleaned the first one,
sir.

00:42:50.010 --> 00:42:51.110
Okay.

00:42:51.190 --> 00:42:52.390
Here.

00:42:53.560 --> 00:42:54.730
The first toilet, sir.

00:42:54.810 --> 00:42:56.230
Okay. Got it.

00:42:56.310 --> 00:43:01.000
"The glaze of her dangling earrings
Her hair interwined with blossom"

00:43:01.080 --> 00:43:03.340
"Every step of her walk so harmonious"

00:43:03.420 --> 00:43:06.680
"That just looking at her
I knew I gave my heart away"

00:43:09.840 --> 00:43:10.980
Hey...

00:43:15.220 --> 00:43:17.390
Whose artwork is this?

00:43:25.800 --> 00:43:27.900
I killed Bachchhan Paandey, Boss.

00:43:28.900 --> 00:43:30.920
Do you want to hear
me shoot him again?

00:43:37.520 --> 00:43:40.530
Bachchhan looks quite
different now, Boss.

00:43:44.230 --> 00:43:45.440
What is it?

00:43:46.320 --> 00:43:47.970
Take him away.

00:43:48.050 --> 00:43:49.190
Go on!

00:44:21.280 --> 00:44:24.030
"Wind, O wind,
spread the fragrance."

00:44:24.110 --> 00:44:25.830
"Tell me,
where does she let her hair down?"

00:44:25.910 --> 00:44:27.330
"Tell me, where can I find her?"

00:44:27.410 --> 00:44:29.150
"Please tell me."

00:44:29.230 --> 00:44:30.990
"I want to meet her."

00:44:31.070 --> 00:44:31.950
"Make me meet her once"

00:44:32.030 --> 00:44:33.090
Did he answer the call?

00:44:33.420 --> 00:44:34.960
I keep calling the
last dialed number, boss,

00:44:35.040 --> 00:44:36.460
but no one is answering the call.

00:44:36.540 --> 00:44:38.890
I am sure he works
for Rana Lohia boss.

00:44:38.970 --> 00:44:41.150
No, a Punjab song's
playing as the ringtone.

00:44:41.230 --> 00:44:42.810
Dark goggles suit you.

00:44:42.890 --> 00:44:44.840
I think he is one of Balli's men, boss.

00:44:45.560 --> 00:44:50.870
You work for Balli?
You are from Bhaurahi? Tell me!

00:44:52.140 --> 00:44:53.080
Sit.

00:44:53.160 --> 00:44:53.750
Yes.

00:44:53.830 --> 00:44:55.490
I have got news for you.

00:44:55.570 --> 00:45:00.140
The attack on you was done by one of our men,
there is a mole between us.

00:45:28.060 --> 00:45:29.230
- Kill him.
- No no sir.

00:45:29.310 --> 00:45:30.410
I'll tell you.

00:45:30.490 --> 00:45:32.040
I am not interested.
Kill him.

00:45:32.120 --> 00:45:33.200
Stuff this into his mouth.

00:45:33.810 --> 00:45:36.180
We have been at it for three hours!
You didn't say a word.

00:45:36.390 --> 00:45:38.560
Can I kill him, boss?

00:45:38.790 --> 00:45:39.510
Please?

00:45:39.590 --> 00:45:40.870
Shut that trap.

00:45:40.950 --> 00:45:42.140
Please. Sir, please.

00:45:42.220 --> 00:45:43.880
You are just an intern. Got it?

00:45:43.960 --> 00:45:45.250
Let me score my first kill.

00:45:45.330 --> 00:45:46.620
- Why are you irritating us?
- Zip it.

00:45:46.760 --> 00:45:47.850
What score?

00:45:47.930 --> 00:45:49.720
- Please. Sir, please.
- There you go.

00:45:50.080 --> 00:45:51.320
Please boss.

00:45:58.180 --> 00:46:00.100
Throw the dead body
in the backyard well.

00:46:00.730 --> 00:46:02.140
Police! Police!

00:46:04.430 --> 00:46:06.550
Pinky's unmarried widower is here.

00:46:06.630 --> 00:46:07.720
Shut up.

00:46:15.390 --> 00:46:18.600
Someone was found dead in the public
toilet behind Narayani Cinema.

00:46:18.980 --> 00:46:21.670
I learned that you were there?

00:46:23.060 --> 00:46:24.560
Get him a cup of tea.

00:46:24.950 --> 00:46:25.900
Get one tea.

00:46:25.980 --> 00:46:28.190
It won't just be an
investigation this time.

00:46:29.590 --> 00:46:30.770
Know that.

00:46:31.000 --> 00:46:32.000
Such disrespect?

00:46:33.180 --> 00:46:35.860
I am giving you respect,
don't I deserve some in return?

00:46:36.460 --> 00:46:37.860
Cancel the tea.

00:46:38.020 --> 00:46:39.060
Cancel the tea.

00:46:39.140 --> 00:46:43.250
Department suspects
that the killer is with you.

00:46:43.460 --> 00:46:44.730
I just killed him.

00:46:45.460 --> 00:46:48.020
He's sitting on that swing
over there and watching television.

00:46:48.100 --> 00:46:49.230
Turn around and have a look.

00:46:49.310 --> 00:46:50.740
- Good one, boss.
- Look. Look.

00:46:51.800 --> 00:46:53.000
I will wait,

00:46:54.470 --> 00:46:56.960
for you to make one mistake.

00:46:57.040 --> 00:46:58.420
Then you will see,

00:46:58.550 --> 00:47:01.340
how I conduct a mass
encounter of you and your men.

00:47:14.360 --> 00:47:15.570
Look.

00:47:16.960 --> 00:47:18.610
This wood factory is just a front.

00:47:19.060 --> 00:47:20.930
Remember I told you about
the smuggling of red sandalwood?

00:47:21.010 --> 00:47:21.710
Yes, I remember.

00:47:21.790 --> 00:47:24.940
That and all the bloodshed and
gross stuff also take place here.

00:47:25.050 --> 00:47:25.870
Then why did you stop the bike here?

00:47:25.950 --> 00:47:27.140
Let's go take a closer look.

00:47:27.440 --> 00:47:28.380
Let me repeat.

00:47:28.510 --> 00:47:30.630
All the bloodshed and gross
stuff also take place here.

00:47:30.710 --> 00:47:32.760
Let me repeat myself as well.
Let's go take a closer look.

00:47:33.430 --> 00:47:34.880
- Come on.
- Damn it!

00:47:35.170 --> 00:47:36.570
Go slow, I am shooting.

00:47:36.650 --> 00:47:38.630
Good, you keeping shooting,
if we are caught he will shoot us.

00:47:40.330 --> 00:47:41.500
Keep your phone down.

00:47:41.580 --> 00:47:42.560
Oh no.

00:47:46.980 --> 00:47:48.210
Oh!

00:47:48.530 --> 00:47:49.840
Shit!

00:47:49.920 --> 00:47:51.100
A dead-end?

00:47:51.870 --> 00:47:53.240
For both, the road as well as us.

00:47:58.130 --> 00:47:59.390
He is still standing there.

00:47:59.470 --> 00:48:01.260
Be casual, don't panic.

00:48:01.810 --> 00:48:03.300
I told you, you took the wrong turn.

00:48:03.390 --> 00:48:05.470
- Right. I should always listen to you.
- Hey!

00:48:07.260 --> 00:48:08.650
- Hmm?
- Hey, wassup!

00:48:10.630 --> 00:48:12.180
Where are you guys going?

00:48:12.260 --> 00:48:13.450
- To a friend's place.
- To my aunt's place.

00:48:14.570 --> 00:48:15.570
Her friend...

00:48:15.660 --> 00:48:17.280
I'm friends with her aunt.

00:48:17.360 --> 00:48:18.860
Her aunt is my friend.

00:48:18.950 --> 00:48:19.990
My aunt is his friend.

00:48:20.070 --> 00:48:21.030
Where does she stay?

00:48:21.110 --> 00:48:22.260
- Right...
- Left...

00:48:22.340 --> 00:48:24.660
- And then straight.
- Straight ahead.

00:48:24.800 --> 00:48:25.680
- Can we go?
- Sorry.

00:48:25.760 --> 00:48:26.850
Sorry, sorry.

00:48:28.560 --> 00:48:32.890
I've seen them before.
At Bela Bar.

00:48:32.970 --> 00:48:34.130
Bela Bar?

00:48:35.010 --> 00:48:37.740
He is the guy who
had given me that CD.

00:48:38.610 --> 00:48:43.520
You always wanted a solo job right?

00:48:43.600 --> 00:48:44.770
Yes, bro.

00:48:44.850 --> 00:48:46.220
I have a job for you.

00:48:46.820 --> 00:48:51.370
Follow them and get
me all the information.

00:48:53.870 --> 00:48:55.030
Copy that, bro.

00:49:07.250 --> 00:49:11.140
You've got this all wrong,
Virgin-brother.

00:49:11.360 --> 00:49:12.520
This is the first time
I have seen this girl.

00:49:12.600 --> 00:49:14.060
I have nothing to do with her.

00:49:14.980 --> 00:49:16.680
I am a student.
I came here to learn...

00:49:16.770 --> 00:49:17.760
Awadhi language.

00:49:17.840 --> 00:49:19.040
Awadhi?

00:49:19.120 --> 00:49:20.230
Hmm.

00:49:20.350 --> 00:49:21.480
Then say something in Awadhi.

00:49:21.560 --> 00:49:22.990
What, man!

00:49:23.280 --> 00:49:24.460
What?

00:49:24.540 --> 00:49:25.530
Zip it.

00:49:26.420 --> 00:49:28.480
- Ladies, your turn.
- Yes?

00:49:28.560 --> 00:49:29.380
What man?

00:49:29.460 --> 00:49:32.040
What man?! What is this nonsense?

00:49:32.120 --> 00:49:33.270
What brings you here?

00:49:33.350 --> 00:49:36.020
Well, I am a photographer.

00:49:36.100 --> 00:49:39.610
I came here to click pictures
of nature, rivers, and mountains.

00:49:39.690 --> 00:49:40.770
Here?

00:49:41.130 --> 00:49:42.270
I see.

00:49:42.750 --> 00:49:44.060
Show me what you have clicked.

00:49:44.140 --> 00:49:45.300
Sure.
It's on my camera.

00:49:45.380 --> 00:49:46.730
- I'll go get it.
- Get it.

00:49:48.820 --> 00:49:50.110
Yo meatball, get me water.

00:49:50.190 --> 00:49:51.270
Yes, sir.

00:49:52.580 --> 00:49:53.730
We are in trouble.

00:49:53.810 --> 00:49:54.980
- It's not called trouble.
- I know.

00:49:55.060 --> 00:49:56.740
I don't want to say
it in front of you.

00:49:56.820 --> 00:49:58.680
This isn't a funfair.
Why are you clicking his pictures?

00:49:58.770 --> 00:50:00.290
- Hang on a second.
- There you go.

00:50:00.370 --> 00:50:02.010
Why did you click my pictures?

00:50:02.090 --> 00:50:03.310
Give me the reel.

00:50:03.500 --> 00:50:07.800
Sorry, but you are so photogenic
and the light was just perfect.

00:50:07.880 --> 00:50:11.160
I couldn't stop myself.
Have a look.

00:50:11.240 --> 00:50:12.550
Wow, so handsome.

00:50:12.630 --> 00:50:13.370
Right?

00:50:13.450 --> 00:50:14.830
You should have been a hero.

00:50:14.910 --> 00:50:15.520
Hmm.

00:50:15.600 --> 00:50:18.700
I mean not everyone has
a great personality like you.

00:50:18.780 --> 00:50:19.850
Yes.

00:50:19.930 --> 00:50:21.290
"Aslam-brother!"

00:50:21.370 --> 00:50:22.560
"Aslam-brother!"

00:50:22.640 --> 00:50:24.490
"Aslam-brother!"

00:50:24.960 --> 00:50:27.480
"Goggles from Dubai, undies from China,"

00:50:27.560 --> 00:50:29.970
"look at you,
sipping Irani chai."

00:50:30.050 --> 00:50:32.020
"Aslam-brother!"

00:50:32.840 --> 00:50:34.810
Virgin-brother, could you
move towards the left a little?

00:50:34.890 --> 00:50:36.310
A little more.
Go, go, go.

00:50:36.390 --> 00:50:38.600
A little more towards your left.
A little more.

00:50:38.680 --> 00:50:40.390
Perfect!

00:50:41.520 --> 00:50:43.810
Mind-blowing clicks.
You look awesome.

00:50:43.950 --> 00:50:46.870
Just like Maya in the
movie Shootout at Lokhandwala.

00:50:47.110 --> 00:50:49.540
Like Sultan Mirza in
the movie Once Upon A Time.

00:50:49.620 --> 00:50:51.430
Like Raghu in the movie Vastav.

00:50:51.620 --> 00:50:53.900
Well, I got into this
profession for a reason.

00:50:53.980 --> 00:50:55.640
- Correct.
- By the way,

00:50:56.680 --> 00:51:01.320
Bachchhan Paandey must have worked
very hard to be where he is now.

00:51:01.400 --> 00:51:05.370
You don't call that hard work,
you call that murder.

00:51:05.920 --> 00:51:11.200
I too want to make money like
Bachchhan sir, in fast-forward mode.

00:51:11.280 --> 00:51:12.580
Hmm.

00:51:12.660 --> 00:51:15.710
But I got married, had a daughter.

00:51:17.170 --> 00:51:19.080
Then I had to think about them as well.

00:51:19.160 --> 00:51:20.680
Hmm.

00:51:21.580 --> 00:51:25.080
My wife,
Smita, and my daughter, Pari.

00:51:25.330 --> 00:51:30.260
By the ways,
does Bachchhanji have a wife? Kids?

00:51:30.470 --> 00:51:33.690
A girlfriend? Or a love story?

00:51:33.770 --> 00:51:35.430
I am sure he must have one atleast.

00:51:35.740 --> 00:51:40.640
According to the sources,
Bachchhan sir once had a whirlwind romance.

00:51:41.310 --> 00:51:43.050
Her name: Sophie.

00:51:43.450 --> 00:51:44.490
Sophie?

00:51:44.570 --> 00:51:45.770
Sophie.

00:51:45.850 --> 00:51:46.960
Then?

00:51:47.040 --> 00:51:49.010
They had an arguement one day,

00:51:50.560 --> 00:51:52.800
and Bachchhan sir killed her.

00:52:01.490 --> 00:52:02.450
Hello?

00:52:02.540 --> 00:52:03.450
Yes, sir.

00:52:03.530 --> 00:52:04.700
Okay, sir.

00:52:05.040 --> 00:52:06.000
I'll be right there.

00:52:06.660 --> 00:52:07.590
There you go.

00:52:07.670 --> 00:52:10.880
Speak of the devil
and Bachchhan Paandey calls.

00:52:11.520 --> 00:52:12.690
He has a long life.

00:52:12.770 --> 00:52:13.820
Hmm.

00:52:14.160 --> 00:52:16.410
There is going to
be a big killing tonight.

00:52:16.710 --> 00:52:17.800
He's asked me to be there.

00:52:18.010 --> 00:52:18.990
I'll get going.

00:52:19.070 --> 00:52:21.220
- You don't want your pictures?
- My pictures?

00:52:21.300 --> 00:52:23.120
I'll transfer them to your phone.

00:52:23.430 --> 00:52:25.150
Smita will love them.

00:52:25.470 --> 00:52:26.700
Copy that.

00:52:34.080 --> 00:52:35.800
Are you enjoying his company or what?

00:52:36.000 --> 00:52:37.480
- He was leaving.
- Quiet.

00:52:37.560 --> 00:52:39.150
I'm placing the
spy mike in his phone

00:52:39.720 --> 00:52:41.920
so that we can hear whatever
he does with Bachchhan

00:52:42.010 --> 00:52:44.550
if we stay within its
radius of one kilometer.

00:52:44.690 --> 00:52:45.590
How's that?

00:52:45.670 --> 00:52:47.290
He killed his girlfriend.

00:52:48.040 --> 00:52:50.650
You cannot even imagine
what he'll do to us.

00:52:52.200 --> 00:52:53.590
Check, check.

00:52:55.060 --> 00:52:56.360
- Virgin?
- Yes?

00:52:56.440 --> 00:52:58.360
Copy that, done.

00:52:58.560 --> 00:52:59.600
Thanks.

00:52:59.680 --> 00:53:00.700
Thank you.

00:53:01.020 --> 00:53:02.850
Let me know Smita's
reaction to these pictures.

00:53:02.930 --> 00:53:03.790
Okay, done.

00:53:03.870 --> 00:53:05.440
- I'll get going.
- Okay. Bye.

00:53:11.950 --> 00:53:15.590
Vishu, I have a strong gut feeling,

00:53:16.300 --> 00:53:19.050
I am going to get a great
scene for my script today.

00:53:23.340 --> 00:53:24.830
There he is.

00:53:24.910 --> 00:53:28.200
Come here, Virgin.

00:53:28.280 --> 00:53:30.640
You always wanted to witness
a big showdown, didn't you?

00:53:30.720 --> 00:53:31.310
Yes, bro.

00:53:31.390 --> 00:53:34.730
Today you'll get to witness a
showdown that'll blow your mind out!

00:53:34.810 --> 00:53:37.980
Just wait till boss's
meeting with Laalji ends.

00:53:40.240 --> 00:53:41.920
Who's funeral is
scheduled for today, bro?

00:53:42.010 --> 00:53:43.340
Rana Lohia!

00:53:43.420 --> 00:53:44.480
Rana Lohia?

00:53:44.560 --> 00:53:46.290
- Bachchhan's rival?
- Right. The same guy.

00:53:46.370 --> 00:53:50.700
Bachchhan has found out that
Rana Lohia was behind that attack.

00:53:50.780 --> 00:53:52.550
And I just found out that

00:53:52.630 --> 00:53:56.280
Rana Lohia is having an affair
with a girl in the SS colony.

00:53:56.360 --> 00:54:02.090
He goes there every
Saturday to meet her without any security.

00:54:02.170 --> 00:54:06.780
- But this time he ain't going...
- Back!

00:54:06.860 --> 00:54:07.850
What is the plan?

00:54:07.930 --> 00:54:12.240
The plan? We have already
placed three men at her place.

00:54:13.390 --> 00:54:16.100
Jumbo has punctured his car's tires.

00:54:18.750 --> 00:54:22.260
You go and refuel
Bachchhan sir's car.

00:54:22.340 --> 00:54:23.410
- Go.
- Okay, bro.

00:54:23.490 --> 00:54:25.070
He is going to leave.

00:54:25.150 --> 00:54:26.440
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

00:54:32.630 --> 00:54:33.680
Let's go.

00:54:49.730 --> 00:54:50.970
Stop. Stop.

00:54:53.250 --> 00:54:54.700
Why did he stop here?

00:55:06.970 --> 00:55:08.430
- Yes, Virgin?
- Ranaji?

00:55:08.510 --> 00:55:11.110
Bachchhan is planning
to kill you tonight.

00:55:11.560 --> 00:55:13.300
He will be there in half an hour.

00:55:13.380 --> 00:55:15.040
He is talking to Rana Lohia.

00:55:15.630 --> 00:55:16.930
What connection
does he have with him?

00:55:17.010 --> 00:55:18.720
You are at SS Colony, right?

00:55:19.370 --> 00:55:21.430
There are three boys outside,
keeping a watch on you.

00:55:23.970 --> 00:55:25.890
They have punctured
the tires of your car well.

00:55:27.250 --> 00:55:28.780
Someone's guarding
the back road as well.

00:55:28.860 --> 00:55:30.310
So you can't take that route either.

00:55:30.740 --> 00:55:33.080
He leaked the entire plan!

00:55:33.160 --> 00:55:34.930
Sir, you do one thing.

00:55:35.010 --> 00:55:37.730
Keep the lights on
and get out of there.

00:55:37.810 --> 00:55:39.210
You only have 15 minutes.

00:55:40.050 --> 00:55:42.090
Virgin is double-crossing them.

00:55:48.980 --> 00:55:50.560
- He is leaving.
- Go, go, go.

00:55:54.560 --> 00:55:59.230
Brain and nerves of semi-coma
patients like him remain active,

00:56:00.080 --> 00:56:02.460
but we can never say when
they will regain consciousness.

00:56:36.190 --> 00:56:37.800
That's Bachchhan's car.

00:56:37.880 --> 00:56:40.220
He is coming this way.
Let's leave through this lane.

00:56:54.040 --> 00:56:55.280
I've lost the signal.

00:56:55.360 --> 00:56:57.200
- It's back.
- That's the house.

00:56:57.420 --> 00:56:58.780
Here.

00:57:05.030 --> 00:57:06.530
Check in there.

00:57:06.790 --> 00:57:08.280
Some of you go upstairs and check.

00:57:08.400 --> 00:57:10.000
In there!

00:57:10.080 --> 00:57:11.330
Go find him!

00:57:11.410 --> 00:57:12.570
Find him!

00:57:12.660 --> 00:57:14.440
Two of you go in there.

00:57:38.670 --> 00:57:40.150
Rana got away, sir.

00:57:43.590 --> 00:57:44.820
Rana ran away.

00:57:46.030 --> 00:57:47.670
We were watching this place.

00:57:47.920 --> 00:57:49.210
We didn't see anyone leave.

00:57:49.710 --> 00:57:52.080
Expect for an ambulance.

00:57:54.500 --> 00:57:55.810
Did you check it?

00:57:55.890 --> 00:57:59.330
No, I thought there
must have been an emergency.

00:58:02.390 --> 00:58:04.290
Rana is a genius.

00:58:05.050 --> 00:58:06.870
He managed to leave from
right under Bachchhan's nose.

00:58:06.950 --> 00:58:08.960
Heed my advice. Drop the
idea of making a movie on Bachchhan.

00:58:09.040 --> 00:58:10.650
Make a movie on Rana instead
with me as your lead hero.

00:58:10.730 --> 00:58:12.090
Keep quiet.
Let me hear what he is saying.

00:58:12.170 --> 00:58:16.880
That bloody Rana Lohia
managed to bluff us and get away.

00:58:18.400 --> 00:58:21.150
He managed to bluff
Bachchhan Paandey and get away.

00:58:36.740 --> 00:58:40.120
What say, Virgin? What do you think?

00:58:40.390 --> 00:58:41.590
Yes, sir.

00:59:03.740 --> 00:59:05.220
Why are they laughing?

00:59:05.980 --> 00:59:08.180
Come here, come here, come here.

00:59:08.260 --> 00:59:10.860
- Go on.
- Someone give him a stool.

00:59:12.970 --> 00:59:14.340
Sit.

00:59:14.600 --> 00:59:16.230
Sit down.

00:59:16.590 --> 00:59:20.500
How far do you think
Rana must have reached by now?

00:59:20.580 --> 00:59:24.480
Boss,
we can still catch that ambulance.

00:59:24.560 --> 00:59:27.370
I know that, kiddo.

00:59:27.720 --> 00:59:29.470
Come to the point.

00:59:31.640 --> 00:59:35.580
We didn't plan this
to get to Rana Lohia.

00:59:37.480 --> 00:59:40.650
We planned this to get to you,
smartypants.

00:59:41.660 --> 00:59:44.670
- I'll be damned!
- They planned this to trap Virgin?

00:59:45.300 --> 00:59:48.360
Who's the genius now?

00:59:50.580 --> 00:59:57.900
Even my stone-eye was
keeping an eye on you.

00:59:58.720 --> 01:00:05.690
Bufferiya had already warned me that
we have a mole in our gang.

01:00:06.000 --> 01:00:08.640
I wondered who could it be.

01:00:09.310 --> 01:00:13.770
I looked around and my
eyes narrowed down to you.

01:00:16.680 --> 01:00:19.450
Even with a meager salary of 40,000

01:00:19.530 --> 01:00:23.270
you manage to celebrate your
daughter's birthday in a five-star hotel.

01:00:23.350 --> 01:00:24.310
Right.

01:00:24.390 --> 01:00:26.150
You wear branded clothes and shoes.

01:00:26.820 --> 01:00:28.550
Kalidas, huh?

01:00:28.780 --> 01:00:30.180
And his watch?

01:00:30.710 --> 01:00:31.750
Lado!

01:00:31.830 --> 01:00:35.650
Remember when you asked us to stuff
a cloth into the Public toilet killer?

01:00:35.730 --> 01:00:37.660
He just jumped at that opportunity!

01:00:43.220 --> 01:00:44.710
Please forgive me sir.

01:00:46.300 --> 01:00:47.520
Boss...

01:00:47.600 --> 01:00:55.850
- As they say, one bad apple can spoil the bunch.
- Please, sir. Please forgive me.

01:00:55.930 --> 01:00:58.620
- Please forgive me, boss.
- Sir! Sir! Look!

01:00:58.700 --> 01:01:00.060
I found Rana!

01:01:01.190 --> 01:01:02.810
They managed to get Rana as well!

01:01:06.220 --> 01:01:07.440
Please, boss.

01:01:11.440 --> 01:01:15.900
Bachchhan, I had planted
Virgin to protect myself.

01:01:16.260 --> 01:01:18.570
- I didn't plan to--
- Kill me?

01:01:20.140 --> 01:01:21.760
Is that what you want to say?

01:01:21.840 --> 01:01:23.020
Hmm?

01:01:24.030 --> 01:01:26.290
You are dying to get
rid of your virginity, right?

01:01:28.230 --> 01:01:29.470
Sir, please.

01:01:29.550 --> 01:01:31.430
It was a mistake.
Please forgive me.

01:01:31.510 --> 01:01:33.330
- Here.
- Boss.

01:01:33.880 --> 01:01:34.790
Kill him.

01:01:34.950 --> 01:01:36.860
- Virgin?
- Get rid of your virginity.

01:01:36.940 --> 01:01:38.510
- Please, boss.
- Kill him.

01:01:38.590 --> 01:01:40.680
- Shoot, kiddo.
- Boss, please.

01:01:40.760 --> 01:01:42.580
- Shoot him.
- How, sir...

01:01:42.660 --> 01:01:45.120
- Be the first one to kill!
- Boss!

01:01:45.200 --> 01:01:46.730
- Come on! Shoot!
- Boss!

01:01:46.810 --> 01:01:48.060
SHOOT HIM!!!

01:01:52.070 --> 01:01:53.490
Rana's dead.

01:02:11.700 --> 01:02:13.240
The traitor is dead.

01:02:13.590 --> 01:02:15.000
He killed Virgin as well.

01:02:17.920 --> 01:02:21.040
Oh God, Vishu, not even a writer can
come up with such a brilliant scene.

01:02:21.580 --> 01:02:23.770
What is this device in his phone,
boss?

01:02:26.950 --> 01:02:27.980
What is that?

01:02:28.250 --> 01:02:29.560
Pick it up.

01:02:31.660 --> 01:02:32.820
What is it?

01:02:33.300 --> 01:02:34.740
It's a mike, boss.

01:02:36.200 --> 01:02:37.620
Rana must have planted it there.

01:02:37.700 --> 01:02:38.980
No, give it to me.

01:02:41.170 --> 01:02:43.800
No, Rana didn't plant this.
If he had planted it,

01:02:43.880 --> 01:02:47.900
he would have already gotten
all the information through Virgin.

01:02:48.650 --> 01:02:50.210
They are talking about us.

01:02:50.290 --> 01:02:54.560
Cops and media personnel
use this kind of device.

01:02:55.470 --> 01:02:58.550
It is a close-range device, boss.

01:03:00.660 --> 01:03:04.900
This means there is someone
close by, listening everything.

01:03:05.470 --> 01:03:08.690
I'd told you! I'd told you so!
Let's get out of here, now!

01:03:21.570 --> 01:03:23.050
Hey...

01:03:24.970 --> 01:03:27.270
Listen carefully, whoever you are.

01:03:29.690 --> 01:03:33.270
You have dared to
spy on Bachchhan Paandey.

01:03:38.080 --> 01:03:40.250
I will get you.

01:03:42.660 --> 01:03:44.940
I will get and then let go...

01:03:47.100 --> 01:03:52.460
I will let go of the trigger
and you will let go of your life.

01:04:00.970 --> 01:04:02.320
Shit! Shit! Let's go!

01:04:02.400 --> 01:04:03.740
Pack everything, quick!

01:04:03.820 --> 01:04:05.890
- Everything! My hard drive?
- You never listen to me!

01:04:05.970 --> 01:04:06.800
He will kill us, Vishu!

01:04:06.880 --> 01:04:09.160
Stop crying! I've been warning
you ever since you came here.

01:04:09.240 --> 01:04:10.230
These people are crazy.

01:04:10.310 --> 01:04:11.810
- Here. Take this as well.
- Enough now!

01:04:12.130 --> 01:04:13.800
- Where is my hard drive?
- To hell with the hard drive!

01:04:13.880 --> 01:04:16.680
What is this? What is this?
Put it in the bag!

01:04:16.760 --> 01:04:19.040
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Get the bag!

01:04:19.120 --> 01:04:20.450
- Hurry up!
- Let's go, hurry!

01:04:20.530 --> 01:04:21.640
Run!

01:04:21.720 --> 01:04:22.900
Shit!

01:05:07.670 --> 01:05:09.590
NO!!!

01:05:14.760 --> 01:05:20.300
"If I knew, falling in love hurts so bad,"

01:05:20.380 --> 01:05:25.730
"I'd tell the entire town,
not to fall in love."

01:05:26.270 --> 01:05:31.520
"If I knew, falling in love hurts so bad,"

01:05:31.600 --> 01:05:37.210
"I'd tell the entire town,
not to fall in love."

01:05:37.650 --> 01:05:43.050
"If I knew, falling in love hurts so bad,"

01:05:43.130 --> 01:05:48.840
"I'd tell the entire town,
not to fall in love."

01:05:50.780 --> 01:05:52.410
Good thing you didn't killed them.

01:05:52.490 --> 01:05:55.330
We first need to find out whether they
are working for cops or our enemies.

01:05:55.410 --> 01:05:57.360
It is not what it looks like.
Please.

01:05:57.440 --> 01:05:59.630
Who they work for doesn't matter.
They are anyway bound to die.

01:06:12.060 --> 01:06:17.390
"My eyes are tired in search fo you"

01:06:17.710 --> 01:06:22.690
"I keep remembering you everytime"

01:06:23.350 --> 01:06:32.150
"My mind is always sad remembering you,
when will it get better for me"

01:06:38.100 --> 01:06:40.100
I just came here to make
a movie based on your life!

01:06:48.320 --> 01:06:49.760
What did you say?

01:06:50.550 --> 01:06:53.300
I just came here to make
a movie based on your life.

01:06:56.520 --> 01:06:59.010
- She is telling the truth.
- The truth.

01:06:59.090 --> 01:06:59.870
A movie based on my life?

01:06:59.950 --> 01:07:03.330
Yes. That's why we kept
following you and your men.

01:07:03.410 --> 01:07:04.840
We had no hidden agenda behind it.

01:07:09.060 --> 01:07:10.860
An autobiographical movie about me?

01:07:10.940 --> 01:07:12.130
- Yes.
- Yes.

01:07:39.590 --> 01:07:43.420
The vicissitudes of
fortune leads us to hope.

01:07:43.760 --> 01:07:47.640
When one door closes, another opens.

01:07:50.490 --> 01:07:51.680
That's it?

01:07:51.760 --> 01:07:53.100
It's over already?

01:07:53.710 --> 01:07:55.010
What was this? A Tiktok video?

01:07:55.090 --> 01:07:58.210
No, a short film. A short duration film.

01:07:58.290 --> 01:07:59.970
- A short duration film?
- Yes.

01:08:01.410 --> 01:08:03.040
A tall girl made a short film?

01:08:06.100 --> 01:08:07.580
You plan to make a short
film about me as well?

01:08:07.670 --> 01:08:10.630
No, I will make a proper feature film.
Two and half hours long.

01:08:10.710 --> 01:08:11.750
A full film.

01:08:11.830 --> 01:08:14.840
Like Scarface, Godfellas, you know?

01:08:14.920 --> 01:08:15.960
- What's that?
- Hmm?

01:08:16.040 --> 01:08:20.290
Like Satya,
Sarkar, Gangs of Wassepur.

01:08:20.380 --> 01:08:22.750
- Bachchhan Paandey in those lines.
- Yes, in those lines.

01:08:22.830 --> 01:08:24.560
You should have
asked me about myself.

01:08:24.640 --> 01:08:25.920
I would have told you everything.

01:08:26.000 --> 01:08:27.420
Why opt for this
"hide and seek" game?

01:08:27.500 --> 01:08:29.420
I heard that you set
a journalist on fire.

01:08:29.500 --> 01:08:32.080
That idiot had made a cartoon of me.

01:08:32.920 --> 01:08:35.750
People had stopped fearing me.

01:08:36.220 --> 01:08:38.740
I want you to make
a good movie about me.

01:08:39.220 --> 01:08:42.080
I want people to go
back to fear me again.

01:08:42.240 --> 01:08:44.750
- What say, boys?
- Well said, Boss.

01:08:44.830 --> 01:08:46.740
How does that saying go?

01:08:46.830 --> 01:08:48.830
Monday to Sunday,

01:08:50.080 --> 01:08:51.370
Fear...

01:08:52.780 --> 01:08:54.660
Bachchhan Paandey!

01:08:56.280 --> 01:08:58.120
Can we start the interview?

01:08:58.200 --> 01:08:59.570
And...

01:09:00.730 --> 01:09:01.790
Ready?

01:09:03.820 --> 01:09:06.550
Bachchhanji,
let's skip those glasses?

01:09:06.730 --> 01:09:07.980
Let's keep it natural, huh?

01:09:08.120 --> 01:09:09.020
Please?

01:09:09.940 --> 01:09:10.860
Right.

01:09:10.940 --> 01:09:11.880
Good.

01:09:12.140 --> 01:09:14.530
And action!

01:09:21.330 --> 01:09:23.700
My father was suffering from cancer,
the last stage,

01:09:24.230 --> 01:09:27.220
and the pharmacy guy refused to give
me the medicines if I didn't pay,

01:09:28.910 --> 01:09:30.260
so I had no option left
but to resort to violence.

01:09:31.500 --> 01:09:35.060
My sister's in-laws forcefuly
hanged her to death,

01:09:37.390 --> 01:09:39.030
so I had no option left
but to resort to violence.

01:09:39.530 --> 01:09:43.660
They cut off my little brother's limbs
and made him beg on the streets,

01:09:45.100 --> 01:09:46.640
so I had no option left
but to resort to violence.

01:09:59.230 --> 01:10:01.410
There is no reason behind it at all.

01:10:01.630 --> 01:10:04.250
So no sob story in my case.

01:10:04.330 --> 01:10:06.760
I just want to do something daring.

01:10:07.280 --> 01:10:09.700
Killing people gave me pleasure.

01:10:09.780 --> 01:10:12.490
The more people I killed,
the more pleasure I got.

01:10:19.370 --> 01:10:21.440
Um, what about your
near and dear ones?

01:10:21.520 --> 01:10:24.610
I mean, your family,
someone you call your own?

01:10:27.280 --> 01:10:29.590
There she is, my mother.

01:10:30.820 --> 01:10:37.360
The news of my killings
reached her eventually.

01:10:41.370 --> 01:10:43.960
Neighbors started talking,
police started questioning.

01:10:45.180 --> 01:10:46.850
I could not stop
everyone from talking.

01:10:49.370 --> 01:10:50.990
So, my mother stopped talking to me.

01:10:53.240 --> 01:10:57.690
She hasn't spoken
to me for 10 years now.

01:10:59.190 --> 01:11:01.600
She hasn't said a single word to me.

01:11:02.550 --> 01:11:04.750
I am dying to hear her voice.

01:11:16.300 --> 01:11:17.560
Any other questions?

01:11:18.680 --> 01:11:19.640
Yes.

01:11:20.660 --> 01:11:22.640
How many people have
you killed so far?

01:11:22.720 --> 01:11:24.640
I mean... Approximately?

01:11:24.850 --> 01:11:26.100
What's the count?

01:11:26.310 --> 01:11:29.310
Your's 38, Boss.

01:11:29.390 --> 01:11:31.290
No, you had stabbed
four boys in Degha.

01:11:31.370 --> 01:11:32.140
Right, right.

01:11:32.220 --> 01:11:33.590
42 kills for you.

01:11:33.670 --> 01:11:35.100
8 for me.
That's 50.

01:11:35.180 --> 01:11:36.600
- What's your count, Kaandi?
- 10.

01:11:36.680 --> 01:11:37.720
- That makes it 60.
- Yours?

01:11:37.800 --> 01:11:38.510
8.

01:11:38.590 --> 01:11:39.670
What about you two?

01:11:40.020 --> 01:11:41.130
One each.

01:11:41.210 --> 01:11:42.430
Shame on you guys.

01:11:42.510 --> 01:11:44.050
70 in total, Boss.

01:11:45.900 --> 01:11:48.360
It would have been 72
if we had killed them as well.

01:11:49.850 --> 01:11:51.020
His name is Bullet.

01:11:51.100 --> 01:11:52.960
He has 31 scars on his body.

01:11:53.230 --> 01:11:55.560
From fight wounds, stab wounds, and
bullet wounds. 31 scars in total.

01:11:55.640 --> 01:11:56.720
We can see 30 right now.

01:11:56.800 --> 01:11:58.270
Where's the 31st one?
Show it.

01:11:58.350 --> 01:11:59.350
Come on, brother.

01:11:59.430 --> 01:12:00.730
Come on, don't feel shy.

01:12:00.810 --> 01:12:02.150
Oh shit!

01:12:02.440 --> 01:12:04.510
- Hold it.
- No, no, no!

01:12:04.590 --> 01:12:06.490
- How about you, madam?
- Try it. Use it.

01:12:06.570 --> 01:12:08.680
- Mummy! Mummy!
- Try it. It is fun.

01:12:08.760 --> 01:12:10.030
It is really fun.

01:12:11.330 --> 01:12:15.290
I turned classroom into a house
and you guys made it a torture chamber.

01:12:15.370 --> 01:12:16.670
No...

01:12:16.750 --> 01:12:18.060
Wait!

01:12:18.550 --> 01:12:19.680
The battery's dead.

01:12:19.760 --> 01:12:21.190
- What?
- Sorry.

01:12:21.270 --> 01:12:23.320
So he keeps hanging upside
down till she charges the battery?

01:12:23.400 --> 01:12:24.380
He will die.

01:12:24.460 --> 01:12:25.510
So what?

01:12:25.590 --> 01:12:28.260
We'll just stuff his body in a bag full
of salt and dump him in the lake.

01:12:28.340 --> 01:12:30.310
It will melt his bones as well.

01:12:30.900 --> 01:12:32.620
Guys, ready.

01:12:35.070 --> 01:12:36.630
What have I gotten myself into?

01:12:42.650 --> 01:12:46.560
Five empty chambers and
one loaded with a bullet.

01:12:46.640 --> 01:12:49.210
Excuse me, but this is
no way to threaten someone.

01:12:49.290 --> 01:12:50.290
Watch me.

01:12:50.710 --> 01:12:53.860
You get five chances
to live and one chance to die.

01:12:55.040 --> 01:12:59.130
- Try.
- You get... five chances to lives,

01:12:59.890 --> 01:13:02.630
- and one chance to die.
- and one chance to die.

01:13:02.710 --> 01:13:04.130
- Shit!
- What the hell!

01:13:04.210 --> 01:13:05.290
- What have you done!
- Have you lost your mind?

01:13:05.380 --> 01:13:07.000
- Bachchhan Boss told us not to kill him.
- He is dead!

01:13:07.090 --> 01:13:08.670
- We were only supposed to threaten him.
- Run!

01:13:08.750 --> 01:13:10.290
What will I tell
Bachchhan Boss, huh?

01:13:15.800 --> 01:13:22.500
Boss held Salim Chamda by
his neck, slowly took his blade out

01:13:23.140 --> 01:13:25.340
and swiftly moved
it across his neck.

01:13:25.420 --> 01:13:28.880
His blood splattered on everything
in a radius of three feet.

01:13:28.960 --> 01:13:30.840
- Damn!
- Three feet?

01:13:31.360 --> 01:13:32.790
You're going overboard now.

01:13:32.870 --> 01:13:34.130
Three feet, really?

01:13:34.210 --> 01:13:36.360
Did he use a water gun to do that?

01:13:37.030 --> 01:13:40.840
Next, you'll claim that if
Bachchhan spits on a wall, it breaks.

01:13:41.150 --> 01:13:42.790
That isn't possible.

01:13:44.970 --> 01:13:46.710
You don't believe me...

01:13:47.370 --> 01:13:49.320
- No, I do.
- If you don't believe me...

01:13:49.400 --> 01:13:50.490
- No, I believe you.
- Do you want me to demonstrate?

01:13:50.570 --> 01:13:51.670
- No, no, no.
- No, no, no!

01:13:51.750 --> 01:13:53.260
- He is just kidding.
- I believe you. - Watch watch...

01:13:53.340 --> 01:13:55.050
- No, no, no. - Watch watch...
- Bachchhanji, please!

01:13:55.130 --> 01:13:56.630
- No, no, no!
- It's done! It's done!

01:13:56.710 --> 01:13:57.600
Help!

01:14:01.860 --> 01:14:03.840
I am alive. I am still alive.

01:14:04.330 --> 01:14:06.460
I wonder sometime that my father
wants me to be an actor

01:14:06.810 --> 01:14:08.470
or does he wants me to join him up there?

01:14:09.660 --> 01:14:11.190
Blood! Blood! Blood!

01:14:11.270 --> 01:14:12.380
It's just ketchup.

01:14:12.750 --> 01:14:14.050
You have lost your mind.

01:14:14.420 --> 01:14:15.450
Ketchup.

01:14:16.820 --> 01:14:17.820
Don't worry.

01:14:18.160 --> 01:14:21.360
You won't get such
nightmares anymore, because...

01:14:21.820 --> 01:14:23.700
I have completed my script.

01:14:25.830 --> 01:14:27.790
- Oh, God.
- It is a mind-blowing script, Vishu.

01:14:28.920 --> 01:14:30.440
All the characters
in it are amazing.

01:14:30.520 --> 01:14:32.570
Everyone will get an award for it.

01:14:33.470 --> 01:14:34.810
I am so happy.

01:14:36.750 --> 01:14:38.470
'You won't help me making my film?'

01:14:38.550 --> 01:14:39.650
'No.'

01:14:39.730 --> 01:14:41.660
'So you won't even act in my movie?'

01:14:43.960 --> 01:14:45.460
'Isn't that what your
father always dreamt off?'

01:14:58.240 --> 01:14:59.850
Where's my entry scene?

01:15:00.560 --> 01:15:02.190
Am I not a part of the movie?

01:15:06.110 --> 01:15:07.390
One scene?

01:15:09.770 --> 01:15:11.390
Just two scenes in the entire movie?

01:15:11.470 --> 01:15:12.550
'You are speaking the truth right?'

01:15:12.630 --> 01:15:14.000
'Would I ever lie to you?'

01:15:16.900 --> 01:15:18.040
Shit!

01:15:29.690 --> 01:15:32.320
Boss wants to meet both of you.

01:15:33.670 --> 01:15:39.180
Ms. Myra, tell us,
who will play the lead role?

01:15:39.260 --> 01:15:40.570
Let me tell you!

01:15:40.650 --> 01:15:42.800
There is just one person
fit for this! Sanjay Dutt!

01:15:42.880 --> 01:15:43.840
The perfect villain.

01:15:43.920 --> 01:15:44.880
No!

01:15:45.230 --> 01:15:46.840
Shah Rukh Khan, the Don!

01:15:46.920 --> 01:15:50.170
You tell us.
You are from Mumbai, right?

01:15:50.930 --> 01:15:53.980
This movie is based
on Bachchhan Paandey,

01:15:55.430 --> 01:15:57.770
so I think he should be
the one to play the lead role.

01:16:08.200 --> 01:16:09.530
You are joking, right?

01:16:12.180 --> 01:16:14.300
Have you lost your mind?

01:16:14.380 --> 01:16:16.980
Are you making fun of Bachchhan sir?

01:16:17.060 --> 01:16:18.540
I am not making fun of him.

01:16:19.030 --> 01:16:20.420
In fact,
all of you are making fun of him.

01:16:20.600 --> 01:16:24.870
Who knows Bachchhan Paandey's
story better than him, huh?

01:16:25.680 --> 01:16:27.310
Isn't it obvious that
he should be the hero in it?

01:16:41.510 --> 01:16:46.250
Bachchhan, as a hero! Bachchhan Paandey.

01:16:53.750 --> 01:16:54.920
Stop it!

01:16:55.190 --> 01:16:57.000
What's so funny, huh?

01:17:03.350 --> 01:17:05.800
- What did you say?
- I mean,

01:17:07.500 --> 01:17:10.090
everyone knows Sanjay
Dutt and Shah Rukh Khan.

01:17:11.110 --> 01:17:13.130
But no one knows Bachchhan Paandey.

01:17:14.910 --> 01:17:17.710
If Bachchhan Paandey
portrays Bachchhan Paandey,

01:17:17.880 --> 01:17:19.630
then everyone in the
world will know of him.

01:17:19.710 --> 01:17:22.500
People will fear Bachchhan
Paandey even more.

01:17:22.590 --> 01:17:24.210
You could join
politics in the future.

01:17:24.460 --> 01:17:25.920
You could do anything after that.

01:17:26.000 --> 01:17:30.150
I think Bachchhan Paandey's role
should be played by Bachchhan Paandey.

01:17:31.190 --> 01:17:32.250
Right, Myra?

01:17:32.910 --> 01:17:35.890
Myra is a very honest director.

01:17:36.190 --> 01:17:37.900
She never reduces anyone's role.

01:17:38.460 --> 01:17:39.530
Right?

01:17:40.070 --> 01:17:41.240
What say?

01:17:43.540 --> 01:17:44.930
Hmm.

01:17:46.210 --> 01:17:48.030
I never thought of that.

01:17:50.180 --> 01:17:51.330
Listen director?

01:17:52.780 --> 01:17:54.240
Have another drink.

01:17:55.960 --> 01:17:58.490
You found yourself
the hero of your film.

01:17:59.110 --> 01:18:02.220
Don't take him seriously.
He is sloshed.

01:18:02.650 --> 01:18:05.760
You need to know
acting to be a hero.

01:18:05.840 --> 01:18:07.230
It is not child's play.

01:18:07.310 --> 01:18:08.880
That's what I just said.

01:18:09.050 --> 01:18:13.000
This is not a child's play,
this is Bachchhan's playground.

01:18:13.940 --> 01:18:16.850
What are you saying?
This is not done.

01:18:16.930 --> 01:18:26.490
Hey, Ms. Know-It-All! You spent a few days
with us and you stopped fearing us, huh?

01:18:28.360 --> 01:18:32.720
Get this straight, girl,

01:18:35.300 --> 01:18:36.800
I film,

01:18:38.720 --> 01:18:40.150
I hero.

01:18:42.650 --> 01:18:43.890
Okay?

01:18:51.530 --> 01:18:52.730
Okay.

01:18:52.810 --> 01:18:53.920
Music!

01:19:37.060 --> 01:19:38.790
Myra? Myra?!

01:20:11.600 --> 01:20:13.350
Who goes first? You or me?

01:20:18.440 --> 01:20:19.800
- Sorry.
- Sorry.

01:20:40.030 --> 01:20:41.540
Found the scoundrels.

01:20:41.760 --> 01:20:43.210
They were running away! Cowards!

01:20:44.660 --> 01:20:45.520
Look...

01:20:45.600 --> 01:20:47.730
No, no, no.
We aren't here to stop you.

01:20:47.810 --> 01:20:49.440
Don't be mistaken.

01:20:49.520 --> 01:20:51.780
But you, get this straight.

01:20:52.120 --> 01:20:54.490
Bachchhan doesn't need you.

01:20:54.570 --> 01:20:56.970
Do whatever you want.
It won't make any difference to him.

01:20:57.050 --> 01:20:57.770
Let's go, Kaandi.

01:20:57.850 --> 01:20:58.990
- This girl spells doom anyway.
- Wait.

01:20:59.070 --> 01:21:00.030
I want to have a word with them.

01:21:00.290 --> 01:21:03.120
You two are leaving because you think
Bachchhan sir cannot be the hero of your film?

01:21:04.860 --> 01:21:08.510
Bachchhan sir was,
is, and will always be our hero,

01:21:09.500 --> 01:21:11.980
because of the story
you are not even aware of.

01:21:12.060 --> 01:21:14.300
Drop it. Don't blabber.

01:21:14.380 --> 01:21:16.090
- Let's go from here.
- What story are you talking about, huh?

01:21:16.170 --> 01:21:17.280
His love story?

01:21:18.200 --> 01:21:19.380
I know everything.

01:21:20.020 --> 01:21:21.140
Virgin had told me everything,

01:21:21.930 --> 01:21:24.980
how your 'Hero' murdered
his own girlfriend.

01:21:25.060 --> 01:21:26.560
You know nothing.

01:21:27.380 --> 01:21:28.590
I know everything,

01:21:29.640 --> 01:21:31.400
because I was with him back then.

01:21:32.400 --> 01:21:36.020
'Some years ago, Bachchhan Bhaiya
used to work for Laalji Bhagat.'

01:21:36.320 --> 01:21:38.560
'He was given a contract by a politician,'

01:21:38.640 --> 01:21:40.580
'to kidnap a local reporter.'

01:21:41.040 --> 01:21:46.890
There was just one person fit to do
such kinds of jobs for Laalji Bhagat.

01:22:16.660 --> 01:22:18.050
Three glasses of juice, please.

01:22:18.130 --> 01:22:19.460
We are about to fight.

01:22:19.540 --> 01:22:20.310
When will the fight happend?

01:22:20.390 --> 01:22:21.810
When you will ask for money.

01:23:10.900 --> 01:23:12.060
Ouch!

01:23:13.200 --> 01:23:14.470
What!

01:23:17.130 --> 01:23:19.290
Hey, you couldn't help me?

01:23:20.570 --> 01:23:22.080
What you staring at?

01:23:23.230 --> 01:23:24.770
You know what! Stop smoking!

01:23:24.850 --> 01:23:26.160
Ms. Sophie!
Ms. Sophie!

01:23:26.530 --> 01:23:29.620
I've fulfilled one
wish from your bucket list.

01:23:30.050 --> 01:23:31.920
- Thank you!
- You did well.

01:23:32.000 --> 01:23:33.000
Hey!

01:23:34.700 --> 01:23:37.830
How about fulfilling
my wish as well, huh?

01:23:37.920 --> 01:23:40.540
Don't look over there.
They are rowdy hooligans.

01:23:41.280 --> 01:23:42.630
It's okay.

01:23:42.750 --> 01:23:44.460
Let's go fulfill the next wish.

01:23:50.980 --> 01:23:52.810
You here for that girl?

01:23:56.790 --> 01:23:58.820
You don't know me?

01:23:58.900 --> 01:24:00.710
You are making a big mistake, bro.

01:24:00.790 --> 01:24:04.930
Don't you know both foreigners
and perfumes have a short shelf life.

01:24:05.010 --> 01:24:07.080
So, you don't lose
your heart to them.

01:24:07.690 --> 01:24:10.560
You just enjoy them
as long as it lasts.

01:24:13.070 --> 01:24:14.470
Hey!

01:24:28.500 --> 01:24:30.840
- You want us to beat him up, brother?
- Don't bother. He's nobody.

01:24:30.920 --> 01:24:32.060
That crazy man...

01:24:32.660 --> 01:24:33.640
Hi.

01:24:33.730 --> 01:24:34.890
Thank you.

01:24:35.960 --> 01:24:37.480
Thank you very much.

01:24:37.730 --> 01:24:38.770
Mister?

01:24:38.850 --> 01:24:40.020
Bachchhan Paandey.

01:24:40.320 --> 01:24:41.770
Bachchhan Paandey.

01:24:42.230 --> 01:24:43.400
It's nice to meet you.

01:24:43.480 --> 01:24:44.680
Yes, yes.

01:24:45.130 --> 01:24:47.180
Oh wait, let me try this in Hindi.

01:24:48.930 --> 01:24:50.700
It's a pleasure to fight me.

01:24:50.780 --> 01:24:52.980
Not fight,
it's a pleasure to meet you.

01:24:53.060 --> 01:24:54.180
Oh yeah!

01:24:54.260 --> 01:24:55.600
Fight...

01:24:55.910 --> 01:24:57.540
- Fight you.
- Meaty.

01:24:57.740 --> 01:24:59.380
- Meet you.
- Okay.

01:25:00.130 --> 01:25:01.350
Alright.

01:25:01.670 --> 01:25:02.830
See you.

01:25:03.120 --> 01:25:04.280
Bye.

01:25:12.780 --> 01:25:14.010
What is it, brrother?

01:25:15.880 --> 01:25:17.240
Nothing.

01:25:17.650 --> 01:25:21.860
She makes me want to do something.

01:25:22.310 --> 01:25:24.010
What does she make
you want to do, brother?

01:25:24.320 --> 01:25:25.780
The titanic pose.

01:25:25.860 --> 01:25:27.240
The one they did inside the car?

01:25:27.320 --> 01:25:30.360
Not the one they did
inside the car, doofus.

01:25:31.110 --> 01:25:32.860
The one where they
spread their arms wide.

01:25:37.990 --> 01:25:39.320
How much for these?

01:25:39.400 --> 01:25:40.280
Two for five bucks.

01:25:40.360 --> 01:25:43.360
You are selling lifeless and
flaccid at such a high rate?

01:25:43.450 --> 01:25:45.930
They are meant to be
enjoyed as food, bonehead.

01:25:46.410 --> 01:25:48.980
Brother, the reporter
is standing right behind you.

01:25:49.060 --> 01:25:50.740
As you can see,
the fair has had a splendid beginning.

01:25:51.030 --> 01:25:52.950
People from far and
wide have come to attend it.

01:25:53.030 --> 01:25:54.630
Who's up? Start again...

01:25:55.280 --> 01:25:59.420
As you can see,
the fair has had a splendid beginning.

01:26:00.930 --> 01:26:03.700
- Hey you, what the hell?
- Weren't we supposed to kidnap him?

01:26:03.780 --> 01:26:05.160
Program change.

01:26:05.240 --> 01:26:07.100
- Yes, I will be there.
- Let's go.

01:26:12.000 --> 01:26:14.160
Where did I go wrong?

01:26:14.630 --> 01:26:15.590
Oh.

01:26:16.290 --> 01:26:17.250
Hello?

01:26:17.480 --> 01:26:18.250
Guleria?

01:26:18.340 --> 01:26:20.000
Guleria has contracted
malaria, madam.

01:26:20.080 --> 01:26:21.790
- What?
- This is his doctor speaking.

01:26:21.880 --> 01:26:24.460
Guleria said that he's
sending you another guide.

01:26:24.540 --> 01:26:25.670
Another guide?

01:26:25.750 --> 01:26:26.610
Who?

01:26:36.980 --> 01:26:39.380
- Bachchhan Paandey?
- Yes, your new cicerone.

01:26:39.460 --> 01:26:41.670
- Cicerone?
- Yes. Guide. Let's go.

01:26:41.750 --> 01:26:43.050
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

01:26:43.130 --> 01:26:44.540
Okay, that's great, Bachchhan,

01:26:44.620 --> 01:26:47.090
but how are you gonna
help me with my bucket list?

01:26:47.170 --> 01:26:49.510
I really need to
fulfill all my wishes.

01:26:49.590 --> 01:26:51.370
What are they so important?

01:26:52.090 --> 01:26:55.310
This is where my parents met for the first time,
the great Pushkar fair of Rajasthan.

01:26:55.390 --> 01:26:55.920
Okay?

01:26:56.000 --> 01:26:58.670
Mom was from London,
Dad was a local.

01:26:58.960 --> 01:27:00.420
They fell in love.

01:27:00.560 --> 01:27:01.920
They fell in love.

01:27:02.520 --> 01:27:04.040
Smart, Bachchhan.

01:27:04.410 --> 01:27:06.670
Okay, now listen
to me very carefully.

01:27:06.750 --> 01:27:08.090
Listen carefully.

01:27:08.170 --> 01:27:10.350
I just wanna very thing that they did.

01:27:10.430 --> 01:27:14.290
All the crazy, lovely things in Rajasthan
that made them fall in love.

01:27:14.660 --> 01:27:17.580
Like tightrope walking,
parasailing.

01:27:18.230 --> 01:27:20.030
You too want to fall in love?

01:27:20.110 --> 01:27:21.200
Huh?

01:27:21.280 --> 01:27:22.220
Nothing.

01:27:22.620 --> 01:27:24.870
Come with me and I'll
fulfill all your wishes.

01:27:25.060 --> 01:27:26.750
Just keep telling them to me,
one by one.

01:27:26.920 --> 01:27:27.940
- Okay.
- Okay? Let's go.

01:27:28.020 --> 01:27:28.930
Thanks.

01:27:29.410 --> 01:27:31.560
- They are camels?
- No, they are donkeys.

01:27:40.520 --> 01:27:41.910
How much more will you make me walk?

01:27:41.990 --> 01:27:43.850
I have been walking
for three days now.

01:27:43.930 --> 01:27:46.420
"You can let go of
my hand a million times."

01:27:46.690 --> 01:27:49.510
"You can break my
heart a million times."

01:27:49.590 --> 01:27:55.120
"But I will never leave you."

01:27:55.200 --> 01:27:57.770
"You have the right,"

01:27:57.850 --> 01:28:00.820
"To look away from me."

01:28:00.900 --> 01:28:05.980
"My eyes don't have that right."

01:28:06.060 --> 01:28:11.630
"You are the only one I care about."

01:28:11.710 --> 01:28:16.870
"The rest of the world
can go to hell, for all I care."

01:28:16.950 --> 01:28:19.720
"I just seek your company."

01:28:19.800 --> 01:28:22.540
"I don't care how this world works."

01:28:22.620 --> 01:28:23.990
"Be my Juliet."

01:28:24.070 --> 01:28:28.030
"I want to be your Romeo."

01:28:28.110 --> 01:28:31.000
"I just seek your company."

01:28:31.080 --> 01:28:33.840
"I don't care how this world works."

01:28:33.920 --> 01:28:35.270
"Be my Juliet."

01:28:35.350 --> 01:28:39.870
"I want to be your Romeo."

01:28:54.470 --> 01:28:59.990
"I have a right over both,
your anger and your love."

01:29:00.070 --> 01:29:05.620
"I will give you my life and not just give
my heart, all you need to do is just ask."

01:29:05.700 --> 01:29:08.370
"I already have everything."

01:29:08.460 --> 01:29:11.280
"But if I can have you,"

01:29:11.360 --> 01:29:16.410
"I can ignore not the
world but God as well."

01:29:16.490 --> 01:29:27.480
"This life will have no meaning
if I have to live without you."

01:29:27.560 --> 01:29:30.240
"I just seek your company."

01:29:30.320 --> 01:29:33.140
"I don't care how this world works."

01:29:33.220 --> 01:29:34.620
"Be my Juliet."

01:29:34.700 --> 01:29:38.580
"I want to be your Romeo."

01:29:38.790 --> 01:29:41.600
"I just seek your company."

01:29:41.680 --> 01:29:44.430
"I don't care how this world works."

01:29:44.510 --> 01:29:45.910
"Be my Juliet."

01:29:45.990 --> 01:29:49.580
"I want to be your Romeo."

01:30:01.360 --> 01:30:02.850
"Be my Juliet."

01:30:02.930 --> 01:30:07.790
"I want to be your Romeo."

01:30:11.530 --> 01:30:14.390
"You can let go of
my hand a million times."

01:30:14.470 --> 01:30:17.200
"You can break my
heart a million times."

01:30:17.280 --> 01:30:22.230
"But I will never leave you."

01:30:25.640 --> 01:30:29.960
Laaji sir,
I have been your slave for 32 years.

01:30:30.820 --> 01:30:32.460
I have fulfilled all your wishes.

01:30:34.410 --> 01:30:37.440
Now I have a wish
that I want to fulfill.

01:30:39.940 --> 01:30:41.300
I want to be free.

01:30:43.710 --> 01:30:45.340
I am done breaking bones.

01:30:46.920 --> 01:30:48.850
Now I want to form a relationship.

01:30:49.900 --> 01:30:53.030
I am done buying arms
and ammunition for you.

01:30:54.820 --> 01:30:58.990
Now I want to buy
groceries for my wife.

01:30:59.420 --> 01:31:01.660
I have lived like an animal so far.

01:31:02.030 --> 01:31:04.280
Now I want to live as a human being.

01:31:05.400 --> 01:31:06.830
Wow!

01:31:07.110 --> 01:31:10.160
What makes Bachchhan
happy makes Laalji happy.

01:31:10.830 --> 01:31:12.530
Thank you. Thank you so much.

01:31:13.310 --> 01:31:17.920
Just tell me when
you want to get married.

01:31:18.000 --> 01:31:20.780
- Go, go, go.
- "I just seek your company."

01:31:20.870 --> 01:31:23.780
- Enjoy your life.
- "I don't care how this world works." - Thank you.

01:31:23.870 --> 01:31:25.200
"Be my Juliet."

01:31:25.280 --> 01:31:29.210
"I want to be your Romeo."

01:31:29.290 --> 01:31:32.090
"I just seek your company."

01:31:32.170 --> 01:31:34.890
"I don't care how this world works."

01:31:34.970 --> 01:31:36.340
"Be my Juliet."

01:31:36.420 --> 01:31:38.130
- "I want to be your Romeo."
- Hello?

01:31:38.210 --> 01:31:40.390
I want to share something with you.

01:31:40.470 --> 01:31:41.870
Can we meet?

01:31:42.070 --> 01:31:44.090
I also want to show you something.

01:31:44.170 --> 01:31:46.030
Can we meet where we
met for the first time?

01:31:46.120 --> 01:31:48.150
But the fair is
closed for the night.

01:31:48.230 --> 01:31:49.880
Zip it, blabbermouth.
Don't be such a dufus.

01:31:49.960 --> 01:31:51.900
You want me to find
your mother another husband?

01:31:51.980 --> 01:31:53.130
I've asked you to
meet me at the fair

01:31:53.210 --> 01:31:55.040
because I know no one will be there,
you bonehead.

01:31:55.120 --> 01:31:56.970
OH, MY GOD!!!

01:31:57.050 --> 01:31:59.330
Well said!

01:31:59.600 --> 01:32:01.760
I understand what you are saying!

01:32:01.840 --> 01:32:03.840
Oh, smart Bachchhan.

01:32:17.810 --> 01:32:23.270
"I want you to be my destiny."

01:32:23.350 --> 01:32:26.180
"My crazy heart is being stubborn."

01:32:26.260 --> 01:32:29.010
"It wants to make you mine."

01:32:29.090 --> 01:32:31.830
"I worship you."

01:32:31.910 --> 01:32:34.630
"You are my god."

01:32:34.760 --> 01:32:37.500
"If you'll accept me,"

01:32:37.580 --> 01:32:40.250
"I'll always thank you."

01:32:40.330 --> 01:32:43.040
"On my heart I engraved,"

01:32:43.120 --> 01:32:45.970
"Just your name."

01:32:46.050 --> 01:32:48.750
"I just seek your company."

01:32:48.830 --> 01:32:51.530
"I don't care how this world works."

01:32:51.610 --> 01:32:53.040
"Be my Juliet."

01:32:53.120 --> 01:32:57.160
"I want to be your Romeo."

01:32:57.240 --> 01:32:59.930
"I just seek your company."

01:33:00.010 --> 01:33:01.200
"I don't care--"

01:33:25.380 --> 01:33:26.510
Sophie!

01:33:26.600 --> 01:33:28.370
Please, stop it!

01:33:33.760 --> 01:33:35.250
Bachchhan!

01:33:38.110 --> 01:33:39.640
Bachchhan!

01:33:46.250 --> 01:33:47.570
Stop!

01:33:56.160 --> 01:33:57.740
Bachchhan!

01:33:59.940 --> 01:34:02.770
Bachchhan! Please stop!

01:34:17.710 --> 01:34:19.220
Sophie!

01:35:02.140 --> 01:35:03.880
Bachchhan...

01:35:12.590 --> 01:35:14.140
Bachchhan, no...

01:36:43.680 --> 01:36:45.770
Bachchhan sir wasn't
always like this.

01:36:47.240 --> 01:36:53.300
After Sophie's death,
his eye and his heart both are of stone.

01:36:53.380 --> 01:36:57.470
But he still feels for his people.

01:36:58.190 --> 01:36:59.560
He has emotions.

01:37:00.270 --> 01:37:02.990
Otherwise,
he wouldn't get me married to Pinky.

01:37:03.230 --> 01:37:06.010
He knows what is love.

01:37:06.650 --> 01:37:08.770
And he knows what its true worth is.

01:37:08.850 --> 01:37:10.980
That's why he is our hero.

01:37:11.880 --> 01:37:14.810
Got it... Director?

01:37:14.900 --> 01:37:17.950
Now quietly leave for Mumbai.

01:37:18.450 --> 01:37:20.980
Look, your bus is here.

01:37:21.060 --> 01:37:22.150
Go.

01:37:22.230 --> 01:37:23.530
Enjoy your ride.

01:37:27.080 --> 01:37:29.110
Mumbai... Mumbai...

01:37:44.360 --> 01:37:45.580
Bachchhanji, are you ready?

01:37:45.660 --> 01:37:46.700
- Should we begin?
- Yes.

01:37:46.830 --> 01:37:48.580
And action!

01:37:48.660 --> 01:37:52.260
Ashok!!!!!

01:37:55.210 --> 01:37:57.680
They heard you, Bachchhan.
Time to move on.

01:38:00.760 --> 01:38:03.490
- My mother,
- My mother,

01:38:03.570 --> 01:38:04.450
My father,

01:38:04.530 --> 01:38:07.760
My... Just a minute, madam.

01:38:07.840 --> 01:38:09.020
My father,

01:38:09.100 --> 01:38:10.980
My father,

01:38:11.060 --> 01:38:13.460
- My father,
- My mother has my father...

01:38:13.540 --> 01:38:15.960
You remember any of Amitabh
Bachchan's dialogues?

01:38:16.040 --> 01:38:18.350
Just say them.

01:38:21.090 --> 01:38:22.670
Sometimes I think...

01:38:22.750 --> 01:38:24.850
That I still don't pick
up money thrown on the ground.

01:38:24.930 --> 01:38:27.250
Because where I stand...

01:38:28.500 --> 01:38:32.000
But the truth is that police
of 12 countries are looking for Don.

01:38:32.080 --> 01:38:34.000
But it is not just
difficult to catch Don...

01:38:35.030 --> 01:38:35.920
It is impossible.

01:38:36.000 --> 01:38:38.250
Because I am your father.

01:38:38.330 --> 01:38:40.830
And my name is... Ashok!!!!

01:38:48.490 --> 01:38:49.580
Did you get the parcel from Mumbai?

01:38:49.660 --> 01:38:50.610
Yes, boss.

01:38:54.470 --> 01:38:58.210
Myraji, you didn't say
anything about my acting.

01:38:58.770 --> 01:39:02.940
Bachchhanji, sorry, but honestly
acting isn't your cup of tea.

01:39:03.910 --> 01:39:05.690
You burp while saying
your dialogues.

01:39:05.770 --> 01:39:07.630
I didn't fart, did I? So?

01:39:08.340 --> 01:39:10.340
How do I do it?
You don't get it.

01:39:10.420 --> 01:39:11.410
My producer wouldn't agree.

01:39:11.490 --> 01:39:12.590
- He won't give money.
- Yo blabbermouth!

01:39:12.670 --> 01:39:13.820
Open the trunk.

01:39:13.900 --> 01:39:15.080
Open it, Kaandi.

01:39:16.170 --> 01:39:18.290
Do you want a pillow and a blanket?

01:39:18.370 --> 01:39:20.080
You will enjoy sleeping here.

01:39:20.160 --> 01:39:21.230
Come on out.
Look over there.

01:39:21.310 --> 01:39:22.040
Sir!

01:39:22.120 --> 01:39:23.970
You...

01:39:24.050 --> 01:39:26.660
- Like this?
- I brought him here.

01:39:26.740 --> 01:39:27.760
Hey!

01:39:27.970 --> 01:39:29.230
You are making a movie about me.

01:39:30.140 --> 01:39:31.200
My toothpick!

01:39:32.040 --> 01:39:33.240
Tooth?
Biopic.

01:39:33.320 --> 01:39:34.490
listen producer?

01:39:35.370 --> 01:39:36.470
Tell her.

01:39:37.430 --> 01:39:39.470
We'll surely make
a big-budget film, Myra.

01:39:39.940 --> 01:39:42.310
I am very happy to launch Mr.
Bachchhan Paandey.

01:39:43.170 --> 01:39:44.640
No compromise from
the production side.

01:39:44.720 --> 01:39:45.380
Well done.

01:39:45.460 --> 01:39:47.430
Come, let's get you a nice lunch.

01:39:47.960 --> 01:39:50.930
Bachchhanji,
you want to be a hero, right?

01:39:51.180 --> 01:39:52.810
Then you will have
to take acting classes.

01:39:53.470 --> 01:39:54.350
Okay?

01:39:54.850 --> 01:39:56.140
Bachchhanji, your whiskey.

01:39:56.300 --> 01:39:57.390
Listen director?

01:39:57.720 --> 01:40:00.850
I am sure there must be roles for
his friends as well in his movie?

01:40:00.930 --> 01:40:02.310
We too will take the acting class.

01:40:02.390 --> 01:40:03.770
- Right.
- You too want to act?

01:40:03.850 --> 01:40:05.470
Who else will play
his friends in not us?

01:40:05.560 --> 01:40:06.770
This is not how it is done.
You cannot just...

01:40:06.850 --> 01:40:08.050
Stay within your limit.

01:40:08.130 --> 01:40:09.680
- Have you lost your mind?
- No, no, no.

01:40:09.760 --> 01:40:11.250
You can learn how to act.

01:40:11.330 --> 01:40:12.970
All of you can.
Right, Myra?

01:40:13.060 --> 01:40:15.140
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Yes, you can. You can all learn.

01:40:15.390 --> 01:40:16.180
Just one thing.

01:40:16.270 --> 01:40:19.720
The teacher shouldn't
learn that all of you are...

01:40:20.150 --> 01:40:21.640
you know goons?

01:40:21.720 --> 01:40:22.880
Right.

01:40:23.020 --> 01:40:24.890
No one will raise
his hand in front of him.

01:40:24.970 --> 01:40:26.770
No one will fight,
hit, or kill anyone.

01:40:26.850 --> 01:40:27.570
No violence.

01:40:27.650 --> 01:40:28.560
Okay?

01:40:28.640 --> 01:40:30.690
Because he is not
an ordinary teacher.

01:40:30.890 --> 01:40:35.540
"I am not mad, I am not mad at all."

01:40:35.620 --> 01:40:40.310
"I am not mad, I am not mad at all."

01:40:40.520 --> 01:40:42.710
Bachchhanji,
just like you are Baghwa's Don,

01:40:43.090 --> 01:40:44.470
he is the Don of the acting field.

01:40:47.180 --> 01:40:49.440
Bhavesh Bhoplo from Bhavnagar.

01:41:12.470 --> 01:41:13.260
Okay.

01:41:13.390 --> 01:41:14.620
Sorrow.

01:41:16.860 --> 01:41:18.390
Beauty.

01:41:23.220 --> 01:41:24.510
Courage.

01:41:25.240 --> 01:41:26.430
Anger.

01:41:28.010 --> 01:41:29.430
Fear.

01:41:29.510 --> 01:41:30.690
Disgust.

01:41:31.950 --> 01:41:33.130
Surprise.

01:41:33.420 --> 01:41:34.460
Laughter.

01:41:41.680 --> 01:41:42.820
Everyone, laugh.

01:41:49.300 --> 01:41:50.380
Silence!

01:41:50.840 --> 01:41:54.170
You must at awe looking
at my talent, right?

01:41:54.260 --> 01:41:55.370
It is what is it.

01:41:55.450 --> 01:41:57.170
- It's there.
- Yes. Right.

01:41:57.250 --> 01:41:59.240
But I have never
been too proud about it.

01:42:00.510 --> 01:42:03.440
I can turn you all into
actors in just one minute.

01:42:04.880 --> 01:42:06.040
With just a touch.

01:42:06.670 --> 01:42:07.720
Then why does he need to teach?

01:42:07.800 --> 01:42:09.200
He should just touch them and leave.
Right?

01:42:09.280 --> 01:42:10.650
Just a touch, hmm?

01:42:11.060 --> 01:42:12.230
Like this.

01:42:12.310 --> 01:42:15.050
Actor! Actor! Actor!

01:42:15.360 --> 01:42:18.020
Star! Star! Star!

01:42:18.370 --> 01:42:22.040
Be it Marlon Brando or a Crazy Fool!

01:42:24.580 --> 01:42:26.550
You there, you find it funny, huh?

01:42:26.880 --> 01:42:28.470
You find it funny, huh?

01:42:28.550 --> 01:42:29.900
Stand up. Stand up.

01:42:30.340 --> 01:42:31.890
Attitude, look.

01:42:32.830 --> 01:42:34.730
That makeup on your face!
On your eyes and your nose...

01:42:35.100 --> 01:42:36.450
Bhavesh sir will do it in reality!

01:42:37.240 --> 01:42:38.620
What do you think
a teacher's job is, huh?

01:42:38.700 --> 01:42:41.290
Someone who punishes his
students and bears the consequences.

01:42:42.090 --> 01:42:43.220
Well said boss.

01:42:43.710 --> 01:42:45.370
He has no matters, sir. Ignore him.

01:42:45.450 --> 01:42:46.330
Come here, come here.

01:42:46.410 --> 01:42:47.540
- Sir, sir, this is his first time.
- Come here.

01:42:47.620 --> 01:42:48.500
- Let him go.
- No, no, no.

01:42:48.580 --> 01:42:49.590
Come here. Come.

01:42:52.040 --> 01:42:54.810
I have come across many
such actors in my life.

01:42:54.950 --> 01:42:56.450
You find it funny, huh?

01:42:58.840 --> 01:42:59.860
Step back, step back.

01:42:59.940 --> 01:43:01.400
Back, back, back.

01:43:03.850 --> 01:43:06.850
Bhavesh sir teaches laughter.

01:43:07.180 --> 01:43:08.140
He is not a joke.

01:43:17.330 --> 01:43:18.720
Hey!

01:43:18.810 --> 01:43:20.470
How dare he raise his hand
on Bachchhan Boss! I'll not spare him!

01:43:20.560 --> 01:43:22.060
- One second, one second, one second.
- Wait, wait, wait.

01:43:22.140 --> 01:43:23.260
- He raised his hands on Boss!
- Let him go.

01:43:23.350 --> 01:43:25.010
We won't be able to make
this movie without this teacher.

01:43:25.470 --> 01:43:27.810
Then we won't be able
to make people fear you more.

01:43:27.890 --> 01:43:29.640
You just need to tolerate
him for a few days.

01:43:29.720 --> 01:43:31.020
I'll give you his address later.

01:43:31.100 --> 01:43:32.680
Personally.
He stays in Gujarat.

01:43:32.760 --> 01:43:34.010
You can then do whatever
you want to do with him.

01:43:34.100 --> 01:43:35.520
But you really need
to calm down now.

01:43:35.600 --> 01:43:36.640
Please, Bachchhanji.

01:43:37.680 --> 01:43:38.760
For me?

01:43:44.450 --> 01:43:45.560
Sorry.

01:43:47.750 --> 01:43:50.350
Let me make myself
louder and clearer.

01:43:50.430 --> 01:43:51.550
Huh?

01:43:51.630 --> 01:43:55.370
None of the actors under
me have ever done a shitty job.

01:43:55.450 --> 01:43:56.700
Got it?

01:43:56.970 --> 01:43:59.880
We are doing a gangster movie and
you don't even know how to hold a gun.

01:44:00.240 --> 01:44:01.770
This is how you hold a gun.

01:44:01.850 --> 01:44:03.050
Like this.

01:44:05.090 --> 01:44:08.470
It will be fun to sculpt
these stones, Myra.

01:44:08.760 --> 01:44:12.220
Whitestone, black stone, granite.

01:44:12.300 --> 01:44:13.510
Let's do a workshop.

01:44:13.880 --> 01:44:17.220
There should be no
negativity inside an artist.

01:44:17.560 --> 01:44:20.260
Negativity out exercise.

01:44:23.150 --> 01:44:24.760
- Sir?
- No, sorry.

01:44:25.480 --> 01:44:27.470
All of you will repeat it.

01:44:29.330 --> 01:44:30.800
Very good, very good.

01:44:31.350 --> 01:44:32.550
What is wrong?

01:44:32.630 --> 01:44:34.850
Do you I look like
a dumpster to you?

01:44:34.930 --> 01:44:37.010
No, no, no, no, no!
No.

01:44:37.210 --> 01:44:39.340
You have negativity inside you.

01:44:39.880 --> 01:44:40.700
Take it out.

01:44:40.780 --> 01:44:42.040
Only you.

01:44:42.600 --> 01:44:43.620
What do I do?

01:44:47.500 --> 01:44:48.450
It's hot now.

01:44:48.530 --> 01:44:51.300
Tomorrow morning Bhavesh
sir will conduct his first class.

01:44:51.740 --> 01:44:53.030
5:00 am.
Five o'clock.

01:44:53.110 --> 01:44:54.520
No, I cannot wake up at five.

01:44:54.610 --> 01:44:57.690
Fatso, you'll shower
and show up at four.

01:44:57.860 --> 01:44:59.430
Does anyone else
have a problem with it?

01:44:59.510 --> 01:45:02.110
Bhavesh sir will see
you tomorrow morning.

01:45:02.330 --> 01:45:03.580
- Myra?
- Okay.

01:45:09.220 --> 01:45:10.460
Just a touch.

01:45:10.540 --> 01:45:14.380
The most important thing you need to learn
is switching from laughing to crying.

01:45:14.460 --> 01:45:15.930
And switching from
crying to laughing.

01:45:16.010 --> 01:45:19.480
You only need to do what
Bhavesh sir tells you to do.

01:45:19.560 --> 01:45:21.470
You cry, the audience will cry.

01:45:21.930 --> 01:45:23.770
You laugh, the audience will laugh.

01:45:24.660 --> 01:45:25.990
Come on now, get on with it.

01:45:26.130 --> 01:45:29.610
Get your sorrows out.

01:45:29.750 --> 01:45:32.590
If someone hits you,
think about that and cry.

01:45:33.070 --> 01:45:35.030
Vipul Patel has slapped me.

01:45:35.110 --> 01:45:36.940
Damyanti sister had hit
me with her sandals.

01:45:37.060 --> 01:45:38.440
I am thinking about it.

01:45:40.810 --> 01:45:42.400
It is coming.

01:45:43.750 --> 01:45:47.770
Look, it is here.
It is here.

01:45:48.240 --> 01:45:49.690
It's free-flowing.

01:45:49.980 --> 01:45:51.110
Got it.

01:45:57.710 --> 01:46:00.710
Bhavesh sir can cry a bucket full.

01:46:01.060 --> 01:46:02.590
A bucket full of tears.

01:46:06.150 --> 01:46:07.860
Bachchhan...
Bachchhan, cry.

01:46:08.050 --> 01:46:09.920
Bachchhan...
Bachchhan, cry.

01:46:10.000 --> 01:46:11.740
Cry, Bachchhan! Bachchhan...

01:46:11.820 --> 01:46:13.710
Come on, Bachchhan, cry.

01:46:19.010 --> 01:46:23.790
An actor needs to
have a hunger to perform.

01:46:24.160 --> 01:46:25.570
Let me prove my point.

01:46:26.000 --> 01:46:28.760
We have a female mouse here
and a hungry male mouse here.

01:46:28.840 --> 01:46:30.660
Put a bread here.

01:46:30.740 --> 01:46:32.170
Release the mouse.

01:46:32.250 --> 01:46:34.780
He won't go move towards the female.
He will run towards the bread.

01:46:34.860 --> 01:46:37.010
Now replace the bread with a cake.

01:46:37.170 --> 01:46:40.610
Release the mouse and he will run
towards the cake and not the female.

01:46:40.690 --> 01:46:42.550
Replace the cake with a biscuit.

01:46:43.030 --> 01:46:44.270
Release the mouse,

01:46:44.350 --> 01:46:46.720
and he will run towards
the biscuit and not the female.

01:46:46.800 --> 01:46:48.270
What does this prove?

01:46:48.350 --> 01:46:50.530
Hunger is a very powerful weapon.

01:46:52.100 --> 01:46:53.270
Teacher?

01:46:53.640 --> 01:46:54.970
You keep changing the food item.

01:46:55.050 --> 01:46:55.880
Yeah.

01:46:55.960 --> 01:46:57.490
What not change the female once?

01:47:02.050 --> 01:47:04.010
In my 20 years of a teaching career,

01:47:04.090 --> 01:47:08.250
this is the first I have interacted
with such uncouth, stupid idiots.

01:47:08.330 --> 01:47:11.680
You are the worst actors
I have come across.

01:47:11.760 --> 01:47:13.010
You are like cow dung.

01:47:13.300 --> 01:47:14.340
- Myra?
- Yes, sir?

01:47:14.470 --> 01:47:15.620
Crowd.

01:47:17.870 --> 01:47:18.990
And you?

01:47:19.070 --> 01:47:21.530
Come here.
Come here, come.

01:47:22.680 --> 01:47:24.600
Won't you take your
teacher's blessings?

01:47:24.680 --> 01:47:25.730
Just a touch.

01:47:25.810 --> 01:47:26.810
Myra, click.

01:47:28.730 --> 01:47:30.460
Is this how you seek blessings?

01:47:31.410 --> 01:47:33.820
How is this my fault?
You only said, "just a touch".

01:47:34.780 --> 01:47:35.800
Decent touch.

01:47:35.970 --> 01:47:37.000
Not like this.

01:47:37.450 --> 01:47:40.590
Listen, you idiot,
today, is the first day of shooting.

01:47:41.190 --> 01:47:43.760
We often spit while
reciting our dialogues.

01:47:43.840 --> 01:47:45.180
It's natural.

01:47:45.480 --> 01:47:49.150
Like I pity you.

01:47:49.230 --> 01:47:50.130
Say it.

01:47:50.210 --> 01:47:51.410
Repeat.

01:47:51.700 --> 01:47:53.570
I pity you.

01:48:05.500 --> 01:48:08.410
[Chant]

01:48:12.410 --> 01:48:15.350
Bachchhanji, drop your cigarette
and stand on the mark.

01:48:15.430 --> 01:48:16.520
Right. Good.

01:48:16.600 --> 01:48:17.850
Now point the gun.

01:48:17.930 --> 01:48:20.080
I don't have a gun.
Where's the gun guy!

01:48:20.220 --> 01:48:22.390
Just point whatever
you have in your hand.

01:48:22.670 --> 01:48:23.890
Right.

01:48:24.720 --> 01:48:26.470
Tell me or I'll break your jaw.

01:48:26.870 --> 01:48:27.680
Speak up!

01:48:27.760 --> 01:48:29.390
- Gautam Buddha...
- Cut! Cut!

01:48:29.470 --> 01:48:30.600
Who is he?

01:48:30.680 --> 01:48:32.550
Bachchhanji,
tell him what the dialogue is.

01:48:32.640 --> 01:48:34.580
Gautam Buddha told Angulimaar...

01:48:34.660 --> 01:48:35.600
Got it?

01:48:35.680 --> 01:48:36.800
This is how it is done.

01:48:36.890 --> 01:48:38.510
Hey, I have become a teacher now.

01:48:38.720 --> 01:48:39.850
Come on.

01:48:40.220 --> 01:48:41.510
Where is Bachchhan?

01:48:41.600 --> 01:48:42.920
We are loosing light.

01:48:43.000 --> 01:48:44.480
Don't make me hit you.
Go get him.

01:48:44.560 --> 01:48:45.680
Bachchhan?

01:48:46.400 --> 01:48:48.210
Bachchhan?

01:48:53.580 --> 01:48:56.300
Why are you practicing
the action scene now?

01:48:56.390 --> 01:48:57.760
Shot is ready.

01:48:57.850 --> 01:48:59.760
Bloody moron.
Let's go.

01:49:00.270 --> 01:49:02.300
He insults you a lot, Boss.

01:49:02.380 --> 01:49:04.610
He makes me very angry.
I will kill him one day.

01:49:04.690 --> 01:49:06.170
No let it be.

01:49:06.250 --> 01:49:08.480
I am not doing anything
because of Myra.

01:49:08.560 --> 01:49:09.970
Let us complete the film first.

01:49:10.050 --> 01:49:12.710
Then we will make teach
him a lesson, our style.

01:49:13.230 --> 01:49:14.760
Myra, Bachchhanji
is standing on the mark.

01:49:14.840 --> 01:49:16.040
The shot is ready.

01:49:16.120 --> 01:49:17.300
Yeah.
Let me see the shot.

01:49:18.020 --> 01:49:18.890
Ready?

01:49:19.480 --> 01:49:20.220
Roll sound.

01:49:20.300 --> 01:49:22.230
- Scene 15c, Shot 1.
- Camera.

01:49:22.310 --> 01:49:23.490
Action.

01:49:24.530 --> 01:49:25.780
Cut. It's okay.

01:49:25.860 --> 01:49:26.640
One more. One more.

01:49:26.720 --> 01:49:27.640
Take two.

01:49:27.720 --> 01:49:29.780
I have left everything
to be with you, Sophie.

01:49:29.860 --> 01:49:30.920
Cut, cut, cut.

01:49:31.000 --> 01:49:32.780
One more.
Cut, cut, cut, cut.

01:49:32.860 --> 01:49:33.560
Take 18.

01:49:33.640 --> 01:49:35.340
I have left everything, Sophie.

01:49:35.870 --> 01:49:37.210
Now I will...

01:49:38.510 --> 01:49:39.650
Now...

01:49:40.250 --> 01:49:41.420
Cut.

01:49:43.780 --> 01:49:45.330
- What do we do?
- Do one thing.

01:49:46.640 --> 01:49:48.370
It's a back shot.
You do it.

01:49:53.720 --> 01:49:55.230
- Two minutes, sorry.
- Okay.

01:49:57.100 --> 01:49:58.070
It's okay.

01:49:58.650 --> 01:49:59.850
It's okay.

01:50:00.800 --> 01:50:01.950
Forget everything.

01:50:02.510 --> 01:50:03.710
Assume that no one is here.

01:50:04.580 --> 01:50:05.950
This is your story.

01:50:06.610 --> 01:50:07.770
Your love story.

01:50:10.230 --> 01:50:12.100
Sophie and your story.

01:50:15.780 --> 01:50:17.160
Close your eyes.

01:50:20.530 --> 01:50:25.830
Now open your eyes and
try to assume that I am Sophie.

01:50:25.910 --> 01:50:27.620
Mr. Beards, start rolling.

01:50:49.610 --> 01:50:50.910
Sophie.

01:50:54.450 --> 01:50:56.380
I have left everything
to be with you.

01:51:00.690 --> 01:51:03.040
I cannot live without you, Sophie.

01:51:03.770 --> 01:51:07.660
I will fulfill all your wishes, Sophie.

01:51:08.060 --> 01:51:09.730
I have just one request.

01:51:13.790 --> 01:51:15.730
Never leave me and go, Myra.

01:51:15.900 --> 01:51:20.940
"Call and I will be there, my love."

01:51:23.710 --> 01:51:30.480
"I will die for you if I have to,
my love."

01:51:31.920 --> 01:51:36.150
"Love is the only religion I follow,
my love."

01:51:36.230 --> 01:51:40.570
"Love is the only religion I follow,
my love."

01:51:40.780 --> 01:51:46.400
"I will never forget you, my love."

01:51:49.420 --> 01:51:56.480
"Call and I will be there, my love."

01:51:57.690 --> 01:52:00.020
"I belong to you."

01:52:00.100 --> 01:52:01.860
"I am yours."

01:52:01.940 --> 01:52:04.020
"I am all yours."

01:52:04.440 --> 01:52:05.690
Sorry.

01:52:06.030 --> 01:52:09.940
- "I cannot sleep at all."
- It was a good shot!

01:52:10.020 --> 01:52:12.560
"I belong to you."

01:52:13.610 --> 01:52:17.940
"Love is the only religion I follow,
my love."

01:52:18.020 --> 01:52:22.610
"Love is the only religion I follow,
my love."

01:52:24.620 --> 01:52:28.990
"You keep my passion alive."

01:52:29.070 --> 01:52:33.020
"You are my peace."

01:52:33.210 --> 01:52:37.150
- "I cannot survive a single day without you."
- Cute!

01:52:37.230 --> 01:52:41.720
"My blood is very shameless
in this case, my love."

01:52:42.810 --> 01:52:47.270
"Love is the only religion I follow,
my love."

01:52:47.350 --> 01:52:51.660
"You can cut my tongue
if I ever question you."

01:52:51.740 --> 01:52:59.620
"I can stop breathing for you,
my love."

01:53:00.450 --> 01:53:04.740
"Call and I will be there, my love."

01:53:04.820 --> 01:53:06.510
And action!

01:53:06.590 --> 01:53:08.990
"I belong to you."

01:53:09.070 --> 01:53:10.720
"I am yours."

01:53:10.800 --> 01:53:12.870
"I am all yours."

01:53:14.940 --> 01:53:16.680
"I cannot sleep."

01:53:16.760 --> 01:53:18.730
"I cannot sleep at all."

01:53:18.810 --> 01:53:21.270
"I belong to you."

01:53:21.840 --> 01:53:22.520
Cut it!

01:53:22.610 --> 01:53:26.980
"Love is the only religion I follow,
my love."

01:53:27.060 --> 01:53:27.860
Good job!

01:53:27.940 --> 01:53:31.250
- "This world will feel empty without you."
- You did well.

01:53:31.330 --> 01:53:37.890
- "I'll make you experience heaven on earth, my love."
- She wanted to give a high-five. I know.

01:53:38.990 --> 01:53:40.210
High five!

01:53:40.290 --> 01:53:44.630
"Call and I will be there, my love."

01:54:12.960 --> 01:54:16.240
Today we pack up our film and
celebrate the Producer's birthday.

01:54:16.710 --> 01:54:19.180
- Excellent. Happy birthday, sir.
- Thank you very much.

01:54:19.260 --> 01:54:21.980
We will sing the birthday
hymn for the Producer.

01:54:22.060 --> 01:54:22.880
- A hymn?
- Yes.

01:54:22.960 --> 01:54:26.160
- "Time and again, this day comes..."
- A flower.

01:54:26.240 --> 01:54:28.210
- "Time and again, this day comes..."
- It's a flower.

01:54:28.290 --> 01:54:29.860
Look, a flower.

01:54:30.040 --> 01:54:32.340
Hey, why did you move it?

01:54:32.420 --> 01:54:34.940
He was taking a lot of to say it,
so I had to show it to him.

01:54:35.020 --> 01:54:36.310
- Let me keep it back.
- Are you crazy?

01:54:36.400 --> 01:54:38.470
What do I do?
He was asking me about the flower.

01:54:44.870 --> 01:54:49.180
Shoot is over Kaandi,
now we will make Guruji's life miserable.

01:55:13.190 --> 01:55:15.150
Hey, hey, hey!
Stop it, you idiots!

01:55:15.230 --> 01:55:17.420
Stop it, you idiots! I am naked!
You...

01:55:26.180 --> 01:55:27.320
Oh my god, Guruji.

01:55:27.400 --> 01:55:28.840
What have you done to yourself?

01:55:29.630 --> 01:55:31.660
This... Paandey?

01:55:33.320 --> 01:55:36.510
I don't know whether your touch
will turn them into actors or not,

01:55:36.590 --> 01:55:39.080
but their touch has certainly
turned you into a patient.

01:55:39.160 --> 01:55:40.240
- No, no, no.
- No?

01:55:40.320 --> 01:55:45.580
- Didn't Bhavesh sir say that he
will make them act like real goons? - Yes.

01:55:45.660 --> 01:55:47.420
- And he done it.
- Hmm.

01:55:47.500 --> 01:55:49.330
One touch and they became actors.

01:55:49.410 --> 01:55:51.450
Did you touch them
or did they touch you?

01:55:51.530 --> 01:55:52.770
They touched me.

01:55:52.850 --> 01:55:53.910
- I can see that.
- They didn't just touch me.

01:55:53.990 --> 01:55:55.250
- I see.
- They caught me.

01:55:55.330 --> 01:55:56.970
- They grabbed me. They threw me.
- Oh.

01:55:57.050 --> 01:55:59.450
They beat the daylights out of me.

01:55:59.530 --> 01:56:01.240
Not even real goons
would hit that hard.

01:56:01.320 --> 01:56:02.240
I see.

01:56:02.320 --> 01:56:05.040
But my pain, their gain.

01:56:05.360 --> 01:56:08.100
They all become actors,
just with one touch.

01:56:08.180 --> 01:56:09.170
Just a touch.

01:56:09.250 --> 01:56:11.260
- Careful! Be careful.
"I am not mad,"

01:56:11.340 --> 01:56:12.680
- Should I?
- Help me?

01:56:12.760 --> 01:56:14.170
- Sure. - "I am not mad at all."
- You too will become an actor,

01:56:14.250 --> 01:56:15.440
- with just a touch.
- Let's go.

01:56:15.520 --> 01:56:17.540
- "I am not mad,"
- Just a touch.

01:56:17.620 --> 01:56:20.060
- "I am not mad at all."
- Let me give you a push.

01:56:21.910 --> 01:56:23.000
So now...

01:56:23.310 --> 01:56:24.540
So now?

01:56:25.480 --> 01:56:29.070
So now, you are not
going to come back?

01:56:31.560 --> 01:56:33.260
Not immediately.

01:56:33.440 --> 01:56:35.750
I need to edit the
film and promote it.

01:56:35.830 --> 01:56:36.380
Right.

01:56:36.460 --> 01:56:38.080
I have a lot of
work to do in Mumbai.

01:56:39.430 --> 01:56:41.260
Actually,
what's really stressing me out is

01:56:41.340 --> 01:56:43.510
what if you don't like
the movie I have made?

01:56:43.720 --> 01:56:45.250
I am certainly never going
to come back here if you don't.

01:56:45.330 --> 01:56:48.030
Come on, stop this sham!

01:56:48.860 --> 01:56:51.960
There is no way I won't like your movie.

01:56:52.200 --> 01:56:54.670
I am confident that you
will make an excellent film.

01:56:54.750 --> 01:56:56.210
A mind-blowing film.

01:56:58.820 --> 01:57:00.390
Oh, I left you behind.

01:57:00.650 --> 01:57:01.920
Yes...

01:57:03.420 --> 01:57:04.870
What are you thinking, Ms. Myra?

01:57:04.950 --> 01:57:06.240
Will you miss me?

01:57:10.480 --> 01:57:11.740
Bachchhan brother?

01:57:13.020 --> 01:57:15.110
Why are you not answering
your phone? We have good news.

01:57:15.190 --> 01:57:17.410
Bhagat boss has come back to life.
He is taking your name.

01:57:17.490 --> 01:57:18.730
He said, "call Bachchhan."

01:57:34.630 --> 01:57:38.110
Year after year, day and night...

01:57:39.080 --> 01:57:42.240
You took such good care of me,
Bachchhan.

01:57:43.870 --> 01:57:46.280
Doctors told me everything.

01:57:47.860 --> 01:57:54.130
You were the one who saved
me when they attacked me.

01:57:55.050 --> 01:57:56.130
Sit.

01:57:56.300 --> 01:57:57.440
Sit down.

01:58:02.180 --> 01:58:07.760
I told you, no one can kill you.

01:58:09.680 --> 01:58:11.080
Except me.

01:58:13.100 --> 01:58:15.480
Why did you kill Sophie, huh?

01:58:28.840 --> 01:58:31.010
I had killed Bhima,

01:58:32.830 --> 01:58:39.190
and I found the same bundled cash
with him that I had given to you.

01:58:41.160 --> 01:58:44.670
Laaji!

01:58:46.760 --> 01:58:49.700
All the crops get the same
amount of water from the well,

01:58:50.840 --> 01:58:55.720
yet bitter gourd turns out to be bitter,
sugarcane turns out to be sweet

01:58:56.020 --> 01:58:58.160
whereas tamarind
turns out to be sour.

01:58:58.240 --> 01:59:02.040
Water is not to be blamed here,
but the seed is.

01:59:03.730 --> 01:59:07.410
And you are that
bad seed in my life.

01:59:09.630 --> 01:59:13.580
That's why I immediately
left from there to slit your throat,

01:59:13.660 --> 01:59:17.270
but look at my bad luck,
you went into coma.

01:59:17.350 --> 01:59:20.350
I could have easily killed
you on this hospital bed.

01:59:20.430 --> 01:59:25.670
But the one who is dying
should know why he is dying.

01:59:25.750 --> 01:59:31.830
I was waiting for you to regain
consciousness so that I can kill you.

01:59:31.910 --> 01:59:35.970
Why did you kill Sophie?

01:59:37.250 --> 01:59:40.190
Why did you kill Sophie, huh?

01:59:43.150 --> 01:59:46.200
Why did you kill Sophie?

02:00:03.150 --> 02:00:04.950
Boss, I didn't understood one thing,

02:00:05.040 --> 02:00:07.570
why is the Director
name this film B.P.?

02:00:07.650 --> 02:00:08.980
She should have kept
it Bachchhan Paandey, instead.

02:00:09.060 --> 02:00:12.580
Just like Kolar Gold
Fields is known as K.G.F.,

02:00:12.660 --> 02:00:14.870
Bachchhan Paandey in
short is known as B.P.

02:00:14.950 --> 02:00:16.830
Awesome!
Good one, brother. Good one.

02:00:16.910 --> 02:00:17.820
Amazing.

02:00:17.900 --> 02:00:22.160
This means this movie won't just
be a hit, it will be a super hit.

02:00:46.810 --> 02:00:52.430
Coming soon in a theatre
near you this Friday...!

02:00:52.510 --> 02:00:53.490
B.P.!!!

02:00:53.570 --> 02:00:57.380
3:00 pm, 6:00 pm,
and 9:00 pm are the showing timings.

02:00:57.460 --> 02:01:01.190
If you don't come,
you are surely dying.

02:01:06.700 --> 02:01:12.120
Everyone in one voice
say - Long live B.P.!

02:02:23.040 --> 02:02:24.570
Start the movie!

02:02:32.290 --> 02:02:33.720
Yay!

02:02:34.620 --> 02:02:37.720
"Here comes... Bhola Pandey!"

02:02:37.800 --> 02:02:40.760
"Bhola... Pandey!"

02:02:40.840 --> 02:02:43.020
Hey, full form of B.P.
is Bhola Pandey?

02:02:43.340 --> 02:02:44.690
Why not Bachchhan Paandey?

02:02:44.770 --> 02:02:47.110
Ignore it.
The title doesn't matter.

02:02:47.190 --> 02:02:50.110
A movie about the real Bachchhan
Paandey is about to begin now!

02:02:50.190 --> 02:02:51.440
Yay!

02:02:53.170 --> 02:02:56.600
"Here comes... Bhola Pandey!"

02:02:56.680 --> 02:02:59.830
"Bhola... Pandey!"

02:03:01.770 --> 02:03:03.880
Wasn't Boss holding
that rose during the rehearsals?

02:03:03.960 --> 02:03:04.430
Yes.

02:03:04.510 --> 02:03:05.710
Where's the gun?

02:03:07.250 --> 02:03:08.450
Roll rehearsal?

02:03:08.530 --> 02:03:09.910
Point the gun now.

02:03:09.990 --> 02:03:12.230
- I don't have a gun.
- Where's the gun?

02:03:14.180 --> 02:03:16.080
Just point whatever
you have in your hand.

02:03:18.040 --> 02:03:19.780
Speak up, I'll break your jaw.

02:03:19.860 --> 02:03:21.790
Gautam Buddha once said to Angulimaar,

02:03:21.870 --> 02:03:24.590
"Go and pluck a few
leaves from that tree."

02:03:25.050 --> 02:03:28.210
Angulimaar went, plucked
a few leaves, and brought them back.

02:03:28.290 --> 02:03:29.790
After that Buddha said,

02:03:29.870 --> 02:03:31.880
"Now go back fix those
leaves back on the tree."

02:03:32.600 --> 02:03:34.150
He couldn't do that.

02:03:34.230 --> 02:03:35.570
What do we learn from that?

02:03:35.650 --> 02:03:39.230
We learn that we have no
right to break things we cannot fix.

02:03:39.940 --> 02:03:42.510
Weren't you explaining that
dialogue to the other actor, Boss?

02:03:42.590 --> 02:03:44.040
Bachchhan, can you please
show him how to do it?

02:03:44.120 --> 02:03:45.050
Come here.

02:03:45.130 --> 02:03:46.180
Okay, brother.

02:03:46.260 --> 02:03:47.600
Grab me.

02:04:05.860 --> 02:04:08.840
This movie is completely
the opposite of what she shot.

02:04:13.890 --> 02:04:18.370
Bachchhan wanted to be the Devil
and she portrayed him as a Saint.

02:04:18.450 --> 02:04:21.280
"Oh my, you just killed me."

02:04:21.360 --> 02:04:23.530
"Squeeze me in your arms, oh my love."

02:04:23.620 --> 02:04:25.030
When did you dance like that,
Boss?

02:04:25.110 --> 02:04:27.010
"Oh my, you just killed me."

02:04:27.090 --> 02:04:30.010
"Oh my king, come
and take place in my heart."

02:04:30.090 --> 02:04:33.110
"Pick me up in your arm,
it will be so much fun."

02:04:33.190 --> 02:04:34.770
"Oh my king,"

02:04:35.060 --> 02:04:37.060
She completely changed
the lyrics of the song.

02:04:37.140 --> 02:04:40.160
"Pick me up in your arm,
it will be so much fun."

02:04:40.240 --> 02:04:43.220
"Oh my, you just killed me."

02:04:43.300 --> 02:04:45.020
"Squeeze me in your arms, oh my love."

02:04:45.100 --> 02:04:48.810
- Yes, yes!
- "Oh my, you just killed me."

02:04:49.300 --> 02:04:52.210
"Squeeze me in your arms, oh my love."

02:04:52.290 --> 02:04:54.780
"Oh my, you just killed me."

02:04:54.860 --> 02:04:57.760
"Oh my king,
come and take place in my heart."

02:04:57.840 --> 02:05:00.800
"Pick me up in your arm,
it will be so much fun."

02:05:01.680 --> 02:05:04.120
But it is not just
difficult to catch Don...

02:05:04.200 --> 02:05:06.700
"Oh my, you just killed me."

02:05:06.780 --> 02:05:10.060
"Oh my king,
come and take place in my heart."

02:05:28.570 --> 02:05:32.780
I am certainly never going to come back here
if you don't like the movie I have made.

02:05:36.510 --> 02:05:40.630
You are such a funny clown, Bachchhan!

02:05:41.900 --> 02:05:43.680
Let him go, Boss! You won't
gain anything by hitting him.

02:05:43.760 --> 02:05:45.510
- Let him go.
- You think I am funny, huh?

02:05:45.590 --> 02:05:47.080
- Boss! Let him go.
- Leave me.

02:05:47.160 --> 02:05:48.930
- Let him go.
- Let's go.

02:05:49.010 --> 02:05:51.140
She made a fool of us.

02:05:51.780 --> 02:05:54.680
This is definately
the most comedy film of the year.

02:05:54.820 --> 02:05:56.510
I am totally impressed.

02:05:56.590 --> 02:05:57.580
What a comedy movie!

02:05:57.660 --> 02:05:59.910
Myraji this film really cracked me out.

02:05:59.990 --> 02:06:02.160
- Thank you maam.
- Outstanding picture.

02:06:02.240 --> 02:06:04.140
- Thanks.
- Outstanding comedy!

02:06:04.220 --> 02:06:07.040
Thank you, thank you.

02:06:19.220 --> 02:06:23.860
'They'll start respecting me
after you've earned your respect.'

02:06:34.280 --> 02:06:37.050
Please wait or call again later.

02:06:37.900 --> 02:06:39.560
She played me.

02:06:40.370 --> 02:06:41.810
She deceived me.

02:06:42.560 --> 02:06:44.650
She was playing with us all along.

02:06:45.100 --> 02:06:49.200
And we, the ostrich that we are,
couldn't understand her game plan.

02:06:49.350 --> 02:06:51.510
Boss,
shall we move to the other theatre?

02:06:51.590 --> 02:06:53.200
Drive straight home!

02:06:55.060 --> 02:06:58.320
I am not trying to
justify his actions, sir.

02:06:58.790 --> 02:07:00.480
What is wrong is obviously wrong.

02:07:00.770 --> 02:07:02.760
But every coin has two sides.

02:07:03.190 --> 02:07:04.690
A good side and a bad side.

02:07:05.270 --> 02:07:07.160
So, I showed the side that I saw.

02:07:07.240 --> 02:07:09.880
'Myra ma'am, how was the shooting
experiance with Bachchhan!

02:07:09.960 --> 02:07:12.340
You weren't scared
of Bachchhan Paandey?

02:07:12.420 --> 02:07:14.000
No.

02:07:14.080 --> 02:07:17.430
In fact, no one will fear Bachchhan
Paandey after watching this film.

02:07:18.010 --> 02:07:20.070
'In fact,
they'll see a different side to him.'

02:07:20.150 --> 02:07:21.610
You know, as to why he is the way he--

02:07:28.350 --> 02:07:31.690
I always ensured
that people fear me,

02:07:33.020 --> 02:07:35.600
and that girl ruined
it all in just one day.

02:07:37.100 --> 02:07:39.110
I'll burn her alive!

02:07:39.190 --> 02:07:39.730
Yes?

02:07:39.810 --> 02:07:41.070
- We need to leave.
- Hi.

02:07:41.150 --> 02:07:42.560
- Got it?
- Myra?

02:07:42.900 --> 02:07:44.600
I am very curious to know,

02:07:44.680 --> 02:07:48.050
how did you convince Bachchhan
Paandey with this script?

02:07:48.460 --> 02:07:50.390
Actually ma'am, I didn't convince him.

02:07:50.470 --> 02:07:52.040
I used hidden cameras.

02:07:52.120 --> 02:07:53.850
This is how I had made a
short film on my father as well.

02:07:53.940 --> 02:07:55.770
Myra, that was your father.

02:07:55.850 --> 02:07:57.270
Okay? This is Bachchhan Paandey.

02:07:57.350 --> 02:07:58.560
He's everyone's father.

02:07:59.240 --> 02:08:00.220
Where are you Vishu!

02:08:00.380 --> 02:08:02.820
- Check there. Back there.
- Where are you? Come on out.

02:08:02.900 --> 02:08:05.620
- Where is that Vishu?
- He has been calling you nonstop since morning.

02:08:05.770 --> 02:08:07.230
Your movie is a hit.

02:08:07.310 --> 02:08:08.560
Everyone will watch it.

02:08:09.150 --> 02:08:11.350
We will have to go
underground for a while.

02:08:11.430 --> 02:08:12.520
He is right.

02:08:12.690 --> 02:08:13.650
Why do we have to underground?

02:08:17.700 --> 02:08:20.980
He will kill both of us.
Do you understand?

02:08:21.060 --> 02:08:22.440
Ask your father to
leave for his hometown.

02:08:22.520 --> 02:08:25.470
We will go and hide in Kota.
My uncle has a house there.

02:08:26.100 --> 02:08:28.080
- Trust me. I am serious.
- Are you serious?

02:08:28.160 --> 02:08:29.580
I am serious.
Bye-bye.

02:08:29.660 --> 02:08:30.530
Nice meeting you.

02:08:40.040 --> 02:08:41.660
I have already peed 16 times.

02:08:42.130 --> 02:08:43.930
Just shut up and pee.

02:08:44.340 --> 02:08:46.560
We'll be fine.
I think we should go back to Mumbai.

02:09:00.280 --> 02:09:01.580
Get down!

02:10:46.720 --> 02:10:48.230
Please, don't!

02:10:50.480 --> 02:10:53.680
Do you know what happened
before I came here?

02:11:09.030 --> 02:11:12.330
Jagga brother died
in a gang war with Balli.

02:11:13.470 --> 02:11:15.160
Why are there so less people in here?

02:11:15.240 --> 02:11:17.370
He is a very famous
don of this area.

02:11:17.450 --> 02:11:18.870
Everyone respected him.

02:11:19.110 --> 02:11:23.120
What you call respect
is actually fear.

02:11:23.360 --> 02:11:25.200
Jagga sir is dead?

02:11:25.280 --> 02:11:27.490
I heard that his dog died.

02:11:27.580 --> 02:11:29.700
His dog is alive.
Jagga brother is dead.

02:11:29.780 --> 02:11:31.120
- Bye.
- Where are you going?

02:11:31.200 --> 02:11:32.620
Pay your respect before you leave.

02:11:32.700 --> 02:11:33.950
Why bother?

02:11:34.030 --> 02:11:36.030
I'd have offered my condolences
to Jagga sir if his dog has died.

02:11:36.330 --> 02:11:37.990
Now that Jagga sir is dead,

02:11:38.080 --> 02:11:39.280
who do I offer my condolences to?
His dog?

02:11:43.860 --> 02:11:45.880
The name of god is the truth.

02:11:45.960 --> 02:11:47.730
The name of god is the truth.

02:11:47.810 --> 02:11:49.070
- Brother?
- The name of god is the truth.

02:11:49.330 --> 02:11:50.270
The name of god is the truth.

02:11:50.350 --> 02:11:51.020
Who is she?

02:11:51.100 --> 02:11:52.600
Virgin's wife and his daughter.

02:11:52.680 --> 02:11:53.900
Please forgive me.

02:11:55.950 --> 02:11:57.270
Hello.

02:11:57.850 --> 02:11:59.350
I saw your movie.

02:11:59.810 --> 02:12:01.180
I liked it.

02:12:01.580 --> 02:12:04.170
I never stepped out of
the house after his death.

02:12:04.570 --> 02:12:07.850
Your men forcefully made
us watch the movie.

02:12:08.040 --> 02:12:10.620
My daughter laughed
after a long time.

02:12:11.280 --> 02:12:12.900
She has become a fan of yours.

02:12:13.210 --> 02:12:15.750
She wants to watch your movie again.

02:12:16.270 --> 02:12:18.420
Didn't you want to
say something to brother?

02:12:18.500 --> 02:12:19.390
Tell him.

02:12:19.470 --> 02:12:22.160
Tell him, dear.
Uncle is a busy man.

02:12:22.240 --> 02:12:22.900
Tell him.

02:12:22.980 --> 02:12:25.960
Uncle, uncle,
you were superb in the movie.

02:12:26.040 --> 02:12:28.530
I thoroughly enjoyed your dance.

02:12:29.160 --> 02:12:30.930
Are you done?
Shall we go now?

02:12:31.410 --> 02:12:32.800
We'll get going now.

02:12:34.490 --> 02:12:36.370
Does she know that I
am the one who killed Virgin?

02:12:36.450 --> 02:12:37.120
No, Boss.

02:12:37.200 --> 02:12:40.530
She thinks Rana Lohia killed
Virgin and we killed Rana Lohia.

02:12:40.870 --> 02:12:42.200
She is coming back.

02:12:42.700 --> 02:12:46.620
Well... she wants to
shake hands with you.

02:12:46.800 --> 02:12:47.910
You want to, right?

02:12:48.090 --> 02:12:49.160
Go ahead.

02:13:33.660 --> 02:13:35.200
Stop, stop, stop.

02:13:36.090 --> 02:13:37.410
Go back.

02:13:46.630 --> 02:13:47.830
Naresh.

02:13:49.310 --> 02:13:50.760
Remove the House Full board.

02:13:50.840 --> 02:13:52.220
I didn't put it there, Boss.

02:13:52.300 --> 02:13:53.990
Theatres are indeed running full.

02:14:51.690 --> 02:14:53.300
Son?

02:14:55.910 --> 02:14:57.070
Son listen.

02:15:03.400 --> 02:15:04.660
Come here.

02:15:30.340 --> 02:15:32.490
I watched your film.

02:15:32.650 --> 02:15:33.960
You did?

02:15:34.720 --> 02:15:36.020
It's very nice.

02:15:39.810 --> 02:15:41.640
I saw it twice.

02:15:41.720 --> 02:15:42.760
Hmm.

02:15:43.890 --> 02:15:47.210
People were laughing
out of their seats.

02:15:47.290 --> 02:15:50.120
They were clapping and whistling!

02:15:51.030 --> 02:15:53.290
I really loved it.

02:15:53.370 --> 02:15:56.340
I am going to watch
it again this evening.

02:16:00.680 --> 02:16:03.490
That girl?

02:16:04.530 --> 02:16:05.990
Your director?

02:16:07.090 --> 02:16:12.650
She made us see a side of you
that even I had never seen before.

02:16:13.700 --> 02:16:15.480
I swear.

02:16:20.100 --> 02:16:22.320
My Bhola Pandey...

02:16:27.140 --> 02:16:29.430
O' my Bhola Pandey...

02:16:34.330 --> 02:16:35.560
Motther.

02:16:36.570 --> 02:16:37.900
In life,

02:16:38.180 --> 02:16:45.950
always do things that make
people respect you and not fear you.

02:16:46.440 --> 02:16:47.910
They should love you.

02:16:52.010 --> 02:16:53.280
My son.

02:17:13.750 --> 02:17:16.620
Breaking a hand doesn't
help you earn respect.

02:17:20.380 --> 02:17:22.330
You earn respect when you fold
your hands and show respect to others.

02:17:24.920 --> 02:17:26.580
You are the one who
made me realize that.

02:17:28.770 --> 02:17:30.990
Everyone feared me,

02:17:32.240 --> 02:17:34.850
and yet I couldn't get
my mother to talk to me.

02:17:35.800 --> 02:17:40.030
Today, because of you,
my mother addressed me as "son".

02:17:42.340 --> 02:17:47.490
Fear, swag, Bachchhan Paandey have
no value before a mother.

02:17:49.330 --> 02:17:52.040
You have given me the
biggest gift of my life.

02:17:55.320 --> 02:17:57.070
I am indebted to you.

02:18:58.770 --> 02:18:59.920
He is behind.

02:19:13.150 --> 02:19:14.800
Run!

02:19:16.280 --> 02:19:18.190
So, Sangram sent you here?

02:19:18.270 --> 02:19:19.650
You got that right.

02:19:19.730 --> 02:19:21.230
Your game is over now.

02:19:37.970 --> 02:19:39.240
Cut it.

02:19:41.500 --> 02:19:42.860
How was the shot?

02:19:42.940 --> 02:19:44.000
Good?

02:19:44.080 --> 02:19:45.190
Did I do well?

02:19:45.270 --> 02:19:46.650
Good. Good shot.

02:19:46.730 --> 02:19:47.370
Well done.

02:19:47.450 --> 02:19:48.240
Thank you.

02:19:49.540 --> 02:19:50.910
Hey thank you.

02:19:55.540 --> 02:19:57.190
Oh sorry, sorry, sorry.

02:19:57.270 --> 02:19:58.850
Sorry, sir. Shot?

02:19:58.930 --> 02:20:00.800
You did well, my boy.
You did very well.

02:20:00.880 --> 02:20:02.270
Thank you so much. Thank you, thank you.

02:20:02.350 --> 02:20:03.900
Thank you, thank you.

02:20:05.890 --> 02:20:10.440
'Only those who desire to
touch the moon can reach the stars.'

02:20:10.520 --> 02:20:14.840
'Bachchhan Paandey touched
me and became a star.'

02:20:14.920 --> 02:20:16.610
'Just a touch.'

02:20:16.850 --> 02:20:18.100
'Not that's not the
only thing that's changed.'

02:20:18.180 --> 02:20:20.270
'Bela Bar became a cow-shed.

02:20:20.350 --> 02:20:22.730
'You know the song
Pendulum sings these days?'

02:20:22.810 --> 02:20:25.850
'I need to milk four
bottles every day.'

02:20:25.930 --> 02:20:29.670
'Kaandi too spitted out the negativity
he used to get from porn films.'

02:20:29.800 --> 02:20:31.530
This way, please.

02:20:31.610 --> 02:20:34.590
'This was like,
stepping into another shoe.'

02:20:34.670 --> 02:20:38.360
'He only plays religious
movies in the theatre these days.'

02:20:38.590 --> 02:20:39.940
'And Vishu?'

02:20:40.020 --> 02:20:42.560
'He finally got the lead role.
Like this.'

02:20:42.640 --> 02:20:44.820
'I am happy to have
you as my lead hero.'

02:20:44.900 --> 02:20:46.280
- Thank you!
- Okay.

02:20:46.670 --> 02:20:49.520
'And what happened in this year's award'

02:20:49.600 --> 02:20:53.310
And the best debutant
director goes to...

02:20:53.620 --> 02:20:55.170
Myra Devekar!

02:20:55.250 --> 02:20:56.010
Yay!

02:20:56.090 --> 02:20:58.030
- Congratulations, Myra.
- Thank you, thank you.

02:20:58.110 --> 02:21:01.830
And the next award is
for the best debutant actor.

02:21:01.910 --> 02:21:03.560
And this award goes to...

02:21:03.640 --> 02:21:04.440
Myra, please do the honors...

02:21:04.520 --> 02:21:05.650
Bhand Chand Bhatawade.

02:21:05.730 --> 02:21:08.230
Bhand Chand Bhatawade!

02:21:08.310 --> 02:21:09.610
Here he is!

02:21:09.690 --> 02:21:13.890
And the next award is for
the best actor in a comic role.

02:21:14.100 --> 02:21:16.300
Myra, can you please do the needful?

02:21:17.220 --> 02:21:18.830
Bachchhan Paandey.

02:21:18.910 --> 02:21:22.120
For the film, Bhola Pandey!!!

02:21:22.200 --> 02:21:24.410
Brother yes!

02:21:26.180 --> 02:21:28.010
- He got it for comedy role.
- Me? Comedy!

02:21:28.090 --> 02:21:29.330
At least he got and award.

02:21:29.410 --> 02:21:31.270
No, brother. Not from there
take the stairs.

02:21:32.110 --> 02:21:33.430
- Give it here.
- Over here.

02:21:33.510 --> 02:21:34.940
- Oh.
- Congratulations.

02:21:35.690 --> 02:21:36.980
Did you miss me?

02:21:37.060 --> 02:21:38.150
Huh?

02:21:38.440 --> 02:21:39.620
Are you deaf?

02:21:40.490 --> 02:21:41.730
- No.
- You didn't miss me?

02:21:41.810 --> 02:21:43.860
No, I did, I did.
I missed you a lot.

02:21:43.940 --> 02:21:45.550
Missed you a lot, Ms. Myra.

02:21:46.730 --> 02:21:48.090
So beautiful.

02:21:50.410 --> 02:21:52.300
Thank you friends,
We will be waiting for the..

02:21:52.380 --> 02:21:57.070
And I, Bhavesh Bhoplo,
I became international acting teacher,

02:21:57.150 --> 02:22:00.100
teaching art in conflicted zone.

02:22:00.180 --> 02:22:01.590
Is this how you hold it?

02:22:01.670 --> 02:22:03.260
Is this how you hold a grenade?

02:22:03.340 --> 02:22:06.030
Hold it like this,
remove the pin, and done.

02:22:06.540 --> 02:22:07.920
Good reaction. Good reaction.

02:22:08.010 --> 02:22:09.340
We have time. We have time.

02:22:09.420 --> 02:22:20.420
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