WEBVTT 00:00:11.943 --> 00:00:22.943 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:25.067 --> 00:00:26.611 ["How lucky" playing] 00:00:26.694 --> 00:00:29.322 [Man singing] One, two a one, two, three 00:00:51.260 --> 00:00:55.890 Today I walked down the street I used to wander 00:00:56.057 --> 00:01:01.479 yeah, shook my hand and made myself a bet 00:01:02.480 --> 00:01:06.817 there was all these things that I don't think I remember 00:01:06.901 --> 00:01:12.323 hey, how lucky can one man get? 00:01:25.378 --> 00:01:29.757 I bronzed my shoes and I hung 'em from a rearview mirror 00:01:30.675 --> 00:01:35.137 bronzed admiration in a blind spot of regret 00:01:36.430 --> 00:01:40.977 there was all these things that I don't think I remember 00:01:41.060 --> 00:01:46.357 hey, how lucky can one man get? 00:02:10.381 --> 00:02:14.593 Today I walked down the street I used to wander 00:02:14.719 --> 00:02:20.308 yeah, shook my hand and made myself a bet 00:02:21.475 --> 00:02:25.688 there was all these things that I don't think I remember 00:02:25.855 --> 00:02:31.068 hey, how lucky can one man get? 00:02:32.069 --> 00:02:36.866 Hey, how lucky can one man get? 00:02:37.950 --> 00:02:44.915 Hey, how lucky can one man get? 00:02:58.763 --> 00:03:00.806 [Grunting] 00:03:19.200 --> 00:03:20.534 [Exhales deeply] 00:03:28.793 --> 00:03:30.086 [Sniffles] 00:03:30.169 --> 00:03:31.253 [Grunts] 00:03:36.592 --> 00:03:38.386 - [Briggs] You want cheese? - Sure. 00:03:38.469 --> 00:03:40.096 Lettuce, tomato? 00:03:40.179 --> 00:03:42.264 Uh, let me get some lettuce, tomato, 00:03:42.348 --> 00:03:44.016 and let me get some of those peppers. 00:03:45.726 --> 00:03:46.726 Done. 00:03:48.396 --> 00:03:50.981 Yo, are you high? 00:03:51.941 --> 00:03:53.734 I said peppers, not cucumbers. 00:03:54.985 --> 00:03:57.905 Sorry, sir, my bad. 00:03:59.281 --> 00:04:00.282 Mayo, mustard? 00:04:00.616 --> 00:04:03.828 [Man] Uh, Mayo, and give me some of that salt and pepper, buddy. 00:04:06.247 --> 00:04:08.165 [Line ringing] 00:04:08.707 --> 00:04:10.427 [Receptionist] Black canopy global security. 00:04:10.501 --> 00:04:12.086 Hi, dorith. This is Jackson Briggs. 00:04:12.169 --> 00:04:14.755 I was just checking on my status for the Pakistan rotation. 00:04:14.880 --> 00:04:16.465 Um, just trying to sort my travel. 00:04:17.216 --> 00:04:19.510 Mr. Briggs, you know the agency can't send a soldier 00:04:19.593 --> 00:04:21.762 with a history of brain injuries to a war zone. 00:04:21.846 --> 00:04:24.557 [Briggs] No, no, I just got you guys a full, clean medical. 00:04:24.765 --> 00:04:27.685 Yes, but we need your commanding officer to certify that. 00:04:28.519 --> 00:04:30.479 Yeah, and I've told the recruiter, like, 12 times. 00:04:30.521 --> 00:04:31.521 You know these guys. 00:04:31.564 --> 00:04:32.916 They're impossible to reach on deployment. 00:04:32.940 --> 00:04:36.026 But it's coming. So let's just get the on-boarding process going 00:04:36.110 --> 00:04:38.279 and, I don't know, get my travel sorted. 00:04:38.821 --> 00:04:40.823 Mr. Briggs, you know we can't do that. 00:04:41.782 --> 00:04:44.160 Look, I got other agencies beating down my door, 00:04:44.243 --> 00:04:45.643 - so, look... - [Garbage clattering] 00:04:46.745 --> 00:04:50.249 So, look, I can't wait till next year's rotation, okay? 00:04:50.332 --> 00:04:52.626 And we can't staff you without that recommendation. 00:04:54.086 --> 00:04:57.006 Okay, uh, when do I need to have it by? 00:04:57.381 --> 00:04:59.842 The rotation closes next Wednesday. 00:05:00.551 --> 00:05:02.386 All right, you'll hear from me. 00:05:40.466 --> 00:05:43.219 [Cell phone ringing] 00:05:48.557 --> 00:05:50.684 - Hello. - Briggs, this is Jones. 00:05:50.768 --> 00:05:52.311 Hey, captain. 00:05:52.394 --> 00:05:53.663 Are you in the middle of something? 00:05:53.687 --> 00:05:54.980 No, no, it's a good time. 00:05:55.564 --> 00:05:58.359 Yeah, no, I was calling about that diplomatic security application 00:05:58.442 --> 00:05:59.544 I was hoping you'd help me with. 00:05:59.568 --> 00:06:01.529 Look, I'm calling about Rodriguez. 00:06:01.612 --> 00:06:03.072 He passed away last night. 00:06:03.155 --> 00:06:04.573 Stop me if you already heard this. 00:06:08.536 --> 00:06:09.954 No, I didn't hear. 00:06:10.037 --> 00:06:11.497 I'm sorry, Briggs. 00:06:11.580 --> 00:06:13.999 We 're all going to patton barracks to say goodbye to him. 00:06:15.000 --> 00:06:17.127 - When? - Tomorrow night. 00:06:19.255 --> 00:06:20.256 All right. 00:06:21.340 --> 00:06:23.968 - Briggs? - Yeah, I'll be there. 00:06:49.868 --> 00:06:53.831 [Jones] Sergeant Rodriguez was a legend who never quit. 00:06:55.833 --> 00:06:59.044 He burned bright and then he burned in. 00:07:00.921 --> 00:07:02.464 Airborne ranger in the sky. 00:07:02.548 --> 00:07:04.216 [All] Airborne ranger in the sky. 00:07:04.300 --> 00:07:06.135 You can tell an airborne ranger by his boots! 00:07:06.218 --> 00:07:07.261 [All] By his boots! 00:07:07.344 --> 00:07:09.513 [Men singing] Glorious! Victorious! 00:07:09.597 --> 00:07:13.142 Ay! One keg of beer for the four of us! 00:07:13.726 --> 00:07:15.644 [Singing echoes indistinctly] 00:07:15.728 --> 00:07:17.730 Man. 00:07:32.369 --> 00:07:34.347 Just need you to call and just be like, "he's good." 00:07:34.371 --> 00:07:35.372 - No. - That's it. 00:07:35.456 --> 00:07:36.933 - I'm trying to get some money. - It's not happening. 00:07:36.957 --> 00:07:38.518 I'm trying to get some money, that's it. 00:07:38.542 --> 00:07:39.376 Not happening. 00:07:39.460 --> 00:07:41.337 [Briggs] 200k a year, that's all I want. 00:07:42.338 --> 00:07:43.756 Just, like, make the call for me. 00:07:43.839 --> 00:07:46.884 Yeah, I wish I had that power, but your boy's still an e-6, so... 00:07:46.967 --> 00:07:48.719 - [All laughing] - That's not happening. 00:07:48.802 --> 00:07:50.196 [Briggs] I love him. You shut your mouth. 00:07:50.220 --> 00:07:52.014 You shut your mouth when you talk about him. 00:08:14.953 --> 00:08:16.038 Good luck, brother. 00:08:17.790 --> 00:08:20.042 [All] Taboo! Taboo! 00:08:20.125 --> 00:08:21.835 Get up, kiernan. Come on. 00:08:21.919 --> 00:08:23.462 - Oh, no. - You're pissing me off. 00:08:23.545 --> 00:08:25.047 - Let's go. - Come on. Hey, hey, hey. 00:08:25.130 --> 00:08:26.882 - Up, up. - Hey, hey, figure it out. 00:08:26.965 --> 00:08:28.092 Figure it out. 00:08:29.426 --> 00:08:31.428 Okay, Briggs, get on with it. 00:08:32.638 --> 00:08:34.723 - What? - You know what. 00:08:34.807 --> 00:08:36.225 Hey, you're the one who's 00:08:36.308 --> 00:08:38.143 screening my calls and ghosting my texts, sir. 00:08:38.227 --> 00:08:39.496 Like, what's a girl supposed to think? 00:08:39.520 --> 00:08:41.230 He's supposed to get the hint. 00:08:41.313 --> 00:08:42.439 "Hi, it's captain Jones 00:08:42.523 --> 00:08:44.608 calling on behalf of staff sergeant Briggs. 00:08:44.692 --> 00:08:47.111 He's a total badass, he's squared away, good to go." 00:08:47.194 --> 00:08:48.794 You made that call for 50 other soldiers. 00:08:48.821 --> 00:08:50.173 Yeah, who haven't been flagged for tbis. 00:08:50.197 --> 00:08:51.299 Take it up with the doctors, not me. 00:08:51.323 --> 00:08:52.616 Look, bear's got half a hand. 00:08:52.700 --> 00:08:54.243 You got a, like a chunk 00:08:54.326 --> 00:08:55.679 of shrapnel stuck in your tramp stamp. 00:08:55.703 --> 00:08:57.055 Kiernan can barely remember his name. 00:08:57.079 --> 00:08:58.973 - Shut your mouth. - There's a hundred concussions 00:08:58.997 --> 00:09:00.958 walking around this entire parking lot. 00:09:01.041 --> 00:09:02.811 - [Kiernan grunts] - And it's not stopping y'all. 00:09:02.835 --> 00:09:03.961 In, in. 00:09:05.504 --> 00:09:06.797 Ours aren't on paper. 00:09:07.589 --> 00:09:10.092 Maybe check your email. I got a full, clean medical. 00:09:10.175 --> 00:09:11.510 Yeah? How much you pay for that? 00:09:11.593 --> 00:09:13.011 That's not the point. 00:09:13.095 --> 00:09:14.555 Sir, name it, what do you want? 00:09:14.763 --> 00:09:15.764 Tell me what you want. 00:09:18.016 --> 00:09:19.435 I'm sorry, get home safe. 00:09:20.144 --> 00:09:21.413 [Briggs] You're just gonna get in... Okay. 00:09:21.437 --> 00:09:22.438 You want me to get the... 00:09:22.521 --> 00:09:24.001 All right, I'm getting the knee pads. 00:09:24.106 --> 00:09:24.940 [Engine starts] 00:09:25.023 --> 00:09:26.501 I'm getting the knee pads, sir. Come on. 00:09:26.525 --> 00:09:28.044 Are you really just gonna pull out right now? 00:09:28.068 --> 00:09:29.337 Might as well just get the strap 00:09:29.361 --> 00:09:30.797 out of the center console and put me down 00:09:30.821 --> 00:09:33.174 if I can't get back in the game, just go ahead and end it for me. 00:09:33.198 --> 00:09:34.551 Just put me out of my misery, it's fine. 00:09:34.575 --> 00:09:36.869 [Jones] Briggs, get home safe. That's an order. 00:09:36.952 --> 00:09:39.747 Sir, where are you goin'? Sir! 00:09:40.622 --> 00:09:41.707 Sir! 00:09:57.306 --> 00:09:58.640 [Jones] Airborne! 00:09:59.099 --> 00:10:00.017 [Grunts] 00:10:00.100 --> 00:10:02.394 [Jones] Staff sergeant Briggs is a total badass, huh? 00:10:03.061 --> 00:10:03.896 [Jones chuckles] 00:10:03.979 --> 00:10:05.105 Oh, hey, captain. 00:10:05.189 --> 00:10:06.899 Figured I'd find you still here. 00:10:06.982 --> 00:10:08.150 Get yourself together. 00:10:08.317 --> 00:10:09.818 Come meet me in battalion in 30. 00:10:11.153 --> 00:10:12.793 Does that mean you're gonna make the call? 00:10:14.031 --> 00:10:15.991 Hey, captain, all the guys talk shit about you, 00:10:16.074 --> 00:10:17.594 but I always knew you had a heart of gold, 00:10:17.618 --> 00:10:19.203 and I was like, "not my captain. 00:10:20.078 --> 00:10:21.079 No." 00:10:21.997 --> 00:10:23.373 ["Cut em in" playing on car stereo] 00:10:23.457 --> 00:10:24.726 [Man singing on stereo] Sometimes you need a foe 00:10:24.750 --> 00:10:27.669 one that keep your eyes open keep you on your toes 00:10:27.795 --> 00:10:28.795 you know the ones 00:10:28.837 --> 00:10:29.713 that wanna keep you 00:10:29.797 --> 00:10:30.797 where you been before 00:10:30.839 --> 00:10:32.716 but I can't go 00:10:32.800 --> 00:10:34.635 no, I can't go and woah 00:10:35.010 --> 00:10:36.470 - what's up, man? - Howdy. 00:10:37.930 --> 00:10:39.515 Thank you. 00:10:41.558 --> 00:10:42.476 It's expired, sir. 00:10:42.559 --> 00:10:43.769 Oh, come on, man. 00:10:43.852 --> 00:10:44.853 You know how many times 00:10:44.937 --> 00:10:46.657 I've been in and out of this gate with that? 00:10:46.772 --> 00:10:47.772 Excuse me? 00:10:48.440 --> 00:10:51.026 Okay, think about it. What's the odds I'm Isis? 00:10:52.736 --> 00:10:54.196 Step out of the vehicle, sir. 00:10:54.738 --> 00:10:55.840 You want me to step out of the vehicle... 00:10:55.864 --> 00:10:56.865 -Hey. Illhapphy. 00:10:56.949 --> 00:10:58.325 He's with the ranger battalion. 00:10:59.535 --> 00:11:00.869 Ranger battalion. 00:11:03.121 --> 00:11:04.390 You're required to dispose of this. 00:11:04.414 --> 00:11:06.124 What did you say? I'm sorry, what? 00:11:09.044 --> 00:11:10.671 Thank you for your service. 00:11:10.754 --> 00:11:13.048 Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country! 00:11:13.173 --> 00:11:15.509 [Men] Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country! 00:11:15.592 --> 00:11:17.636 I shall defeat them on the field of battle! 00:11:17.761 --> 00:11:19.721 [Men] I shall defeat them on the field of battle! 00:11:19.805 --> 00:11:22.140 - For I am better trained. - [Men] For I am better trained. 00:11:22.224 --> 00:11:23.544 And will fight with all my might! 00:11:23.642 --> 00:11:25.202 [Men] And will fight with all my might! 00:11:25.227 --> 00:11:26.645 Surrender is not a ranger word. 00:11:26.854 --> 00:11:28.355 [Men] Surrender is not a ranger word. 00:11:28.438 --> 00:11:30.208 [Trainer] I'll never leave a fallen comrade... 00:11:30.232 --> 00:11:31.817 What? Y'all gave away my parking spot. 00:11:31.900 --> 00:11:33.419 I had to walk all the way from the dfac. 00:11:33.443 --> 00:11:35.043 - Keep pushing. - Where are y'all headed? 00:11:35.112 --> 00:11:37.531 We're wheels down in Syria in 24 hours. 00:11:37.614 --> 00:11:39.324 0-17 is loading up as we speak. 00:11:39.408 --> 00:11:41.052 [Briggs] Look, sir, I really appreciate this, 00:11:41.076 --> 00:11:42.136 I ain't gonna let you down. 00:11:42.160 --> 00:11:44.889 I've been working the last three years to get it straight for this job. 00:11:44.913 --> 00:11:46.456 [Jones] That's what I like to hear. 00:11:46.540 --> 00:11:47.833 Kennelo, what did I say about 00:11:47.916 --> 00:11:49.585 using your mom's weights? Like... 00:11:49.668 --> 00:11:50.812 I'm trying to look good for your mom. 00:11:50.836 --> 00:11:52.636 [Briggs] Well, I'm just trying to say, just... 00:11:52.713 --> 00:11:53.922 I don't know, more quads. 00:11:54.006 --> 00:11:55.606 [Kennelo] Gonna give you a baby brother. 00:11:56.925 --> 00:11:58.862 So what do you gotta do? Interview me or something 00:11:58.886 --> 00:12:00.929 to make sure I've got a brain cell left, or... 00:12:01.013 --> 00:12:02.514 Yeah, something like that. 00:12:02.598 --> 00:12:05.017 Well, you say, "jump," I say, "how high?" 00:12:06.143 --> 00:12:07.477 Wait, isn't your office this way? 00:12:07.561 --> 00:12:08.854 [Jones] Sure is. 00:12:12.065 --> 00:12:14.026 Riley's stuffjust about ready, kiernan? 00:12:14.109 --> 00:12:15.402 Just about, sir. 00:12:16.403 --> 00:12:17.404 You good, man? 00:12:19.072 --> 00:12:20.574 Yeah, man. It is what it is. 00:12:21.199 --> 00:12:22.200 [Briggs] Yeah. 00:12:23.577 --> 00:12:25.245 Riley was about as solid as they come. 00:12:25.495 --> 00:12:27.372 Tell that to the tree he hit doin' 120. 00:12:27.456 --> 00:12:29.917 [Jones] All right, kiernan, let's go, come on. 00:12:32.044 --> 00:12:33.563 [Briggs] What's gonna happen to his dog? 00:12:33.587 --> 00:12:35.130 Thought you'd never ask. 00:12:35.213 --> 00:12:37.257 Family funeral's Sunday outside of Nogales. 00:12:38.300 --> 00:12:39.468 She's the guest of honor. 00:12:40.302 --> 00:12:42.554 Oh, that's... that's a genius idea. 00:12:42.638 --> 00:12:44.198 I hope she doesn't eat everybody first. 00:12:44.222 --> 00:12:47.059 Well, that part will be up to you. 00:12:49.811 --> 00:12:51.021 Wait, wait, what? 00:12:51.521 --> 00:12:53.273 [Dog barking] 00:12:55.317 --> 00:12:56.920 [Jones] We sent Riley's body off late last night. 00:12:56.944 --> 00:12:58.004 And his mother called this morning. 00:12:58.028 --> 00:12:59.863 She wants his hero dog at the funeral. 00:12:59.947 --> 00:13:02.324 Sir, are you asking me to fly a damn dog to Arizona? 00:13:02.407 --> 00:13:04.326 No, I'm asking you to drive a ranger to Arizona. 00:13:04.409 --> 00:13:05.577 She refuses to fly. 00:13:05.661 --> 00:13:06.804 Why ain't she deploying with you? 00:13:06.828 --> 00:13:08.306 Won't work with anyone. One minute she's good, 00:13:08.330 --> 00:13:10.308 the next minute, she's sending three guys to the er. 00:13:10.332 --> 00:13:12.018 Riley kept trying after you guys got blown up, 00:13:12.042 --> 00:13:14.086 but she's gone all the way. 00:13:14.169 --> 00:13:15.271 Maybe Riley should have thought of that 00:13:15.295 --> 00:13:17.065 before he broke the speed of sound into a tree. 00:13:17.089 --> 00:13:18.274 Yeah, well, rangers find a way to die. 00:13:18.298 --> 00:13:19.567 Hold on, let me get this straight, 00:13:19.591 --> 00:13:21.831 so I agree to do this, and you're gonna call black canopy 00:13:21.885 --> 00:13:23.720 - and get my packet pushed. - You do this, 00:13:23.804 --> 00:13:26.473 and then I make the call, no screw-ups, nothing gets back to me. 00:13:26.556 --> 00:13:28.242 After the service, you drop off on base down at white sands, 00:13:28.266 --> 00:13:29.184 they'll handle the rest. 00:13:29.267 --> 00:13:31.162 White sands? So they're just gonna put her down anyway. 00:13:31.186 --> 00:13:33.897 There's not a handler or a pd crazy enough to adopt her up. 00:13:33.981 --> 00:13:35.541 Doesn't make us feel warm and fuzzy inside. 00:13:35.565 --> 00:13:36.441 Just is what it is. 00:13:36.525 --> 00:13:38.378 How about I disappear her ass, you make the call, 00:13:38.402 --> 00:13:40.445 and we both go on with our lives? How about that? 00:13:40.529 --> 00:13:42.114 You stick your neck out for battalion, 00:13:42.197 --> 00:13:43.615 I'll stick mine out for you. 00:13:43.699 --> 00:13:45.450 - Take it or leave it. - Sir... 00:13:47.536 --> 00:13:49.538 [Jones] Ready to pick up your furry flash-bang? 00:13:49.621 --> 00:13:50.807 [Briggs] That's what I'm told, man. 00:13:50.831 --> 00:13:52.374 [Jones] Here's the deal, Briggs, 00:13:52.749 --> 00:13:54.501 this isn't the same dog you served with, 00:13:54.584 --> 00:13:57.004 she's got every combat trigger in the book. 00:13:57.087 --> 00:14:00.215 So you keep her secured and you don't take her out in public. 00:14:02.634 --> 00:14:03.969 We clear? 00:14:07.180 --> 00:14:08.265 All right. 00:14:08.348 --> 00:14:11.351 [Jones] If anyone asks, say she's on her way to rehabilitation. 00:14:14.312 --> 00:14:15.790 [Ranger] Hey, do you want me to leash her up for you? 00:14:15.814 --> 00:14:17.357 No, let's just get this over with. 00:14:17.441 --> 00:14:18.442 All right. 00:14:22.946 --> 00:14:23.947 What's up, dog? 00:14:25.866 --> 00:14:26.867 You remember me? 00:14:28.702 --> 00:14:30.704 Your favorite chew toy from 2015. 00:14:35.167 --> 00:14:36.967 Me and you are gonna go on a little road trip. 00:14:37.919 --> 00:14:39.421 1500 miles. 00:14:39.546 --> 00:14:42.507 Just to act like your daddy's looking down on us from above. 00:14:44.009 --> 00:14:45.510 All right, I'm gonna leash you up. 00:14:46.261 --> 00:14:47.262 All right? 00:14:48.513 --> 00:14:50.599 Be cool. Easy. 00:14:51.892 --> 00:14:52.893 Easy. 00:14:56.980 --> 00:14:58.482 You really did give up, huh? 00:14:59.608 --> 00:15:01.902 What are y'all so scared of? She's milding out big-time. 00:15:03.320 --> 00:15:04.446 [Rangers laughing] 00:15:04.529 --> 00:15:05.572 [Briggs] Stop! 00:15:06.782 --> 00:15:07.616 Enough! 00:15:07.699 --> 00:15:08.950 Hey, man, I forgot to tell you 00:15:09.034 --> 00:15:10.386 not to touch her on the ears, man. 00:15:10.410 --> 00:15:11.536 I left that part out. 00:15:12.037 --> 00:15:13.955 [Barking] 00:15:14.039 --> 00:15:15.475 [Man] Hey, we weaned her off the Prozac, 00:15:15.499 --> 00:15:17.250 so she might get moody from time to time. 00:15:17.334 --> 00:15:18.543 Her muzzle can only stay on 00:15:18.627 --> 00:15:20.837 for about two hours at a time or she'll overheat. 00:15:20.962 --> 00:15:24.132 Make sure you put water in her food, and as you know, don't touch her ears. 00:15:24.216 --> 00:15:25.485 Other than that, here's your Bible. 00:15:25.509 --> 00:15:27.177 - Have a good trip. - See you, Trent. 00:15:29.846 --> 00:15:30.972 Thank you, sir. 00:15:31.056 --> 00:15:32.825 All the belongings in sergeant Rodriguez's backpack 00:15:32.849 --> 00:15:33.850 go to his family. 00:15:33.934 --> 00:15:35.369 They want his uniform at the funeral. 00:15:35.393 --> 00:15:37.038 The "I love me" book, that stays with Lulu. 00:15:37.062 --> 00:15:39.648 If you have any trouble, all her info's in there. 00:15:39.731 --> 00:15:41.291 I'm not gonna be out there long enough. 00:15:41.358 --> 00:15:44.194 - Hey. - Rangers lead the way, sir. 00:15:44.277 --> 00:15:45.529 All the way. 00:15:50.992 --> 00:15:52.762 - [Ranger 1] Good luck. - [Ranger 2] All right, boys. 00:15:52.786 --> 00:15:54.287 Looks like Briggs finally got a girl. 00:15:56.289 --> 00:15:57.666 ["Run it" playing] 00:15:57.749 --> 00:16:01.336 [Man singing] Oh, ah 00:16:01.503 --> 00:16:03.755 oh, ah 00:16:09.344 --> 00:16:12.222 Can't try much harder to get back to water 00:16:12.305 --> 00:16:16.518 gonna get back hotter get back, get back to water 00:16:22.691 --> 00:16:24.025 [Line ringing] 00:16:24.109 --> 00:16:25.253 [On cell phone] This is dorith. 00:16:25.277 --> 00:16:26.917 Hey, dorith, this is Jackson Briggs again. 00:16:26.945 --> 00:16:29.507 I was just calling to let you guys know that I only fly business class 00:16:29.531 --> 00:16:31.533 to countries with names that end in "Stan." 00:16:31.616 --> 00:16:33.416 Sir, we 're still missing your recommendation. 00:16:33.451 --> 00:16:35.221 [Briggs] Uh, look, it's actually what I was callin' about. 00:16:35.245 --> 00:16:36.288 So, first thing 00:16:36.371 --> 00:16:37.372 Monday morning, 00:16:37.455 --> 00:16:39.624 uh, you'll be getting a call from captain Luke Jones 00:16:39.708 --> 00:16:41.126 from second ranger battalion. 00:16:41.209 --> 00:16:43.044 If we hear from your captain before Wednesday, 00:16:43.128 --> 00:16:44.129 I'll let the rso know 00:16:44.212 --> 00:16:45.380 to expect you on rotation. 00:16:45.463 --> 00:16:47.924 Yes, ma'am, I'm very, very happy to be working with... 00:16:48.008 --> 00:16:49.551 Yes, sir, I can't hear you... 00:16:49.634 --> 00:16:52.304 Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am, thank you so much. I... okay. 00:16:52.387 --> 00:16:53.471 [Lulu barking] 00:16:53.555 --> 00:16:54.556 What? 00:16:56.308 --> 00:16:58.393 What is your deal, man? 00:16:58.727 --> 00:16:59.727 Come on. 00:17:00.520 --> 00:17:02.314 You're just slobbering all over my seat. 00:17:05.567 --> 00:17:07.360 Maybe just take the crazy down. 00:17:07.444 --> 00:17:08.820 Just like one notch. 00:17:09.404 --> 00:17:11.865 Just one notch, that's it, and maybe we could get along. 00:17:12.866 --> 00:17:14.117 And if we get along, 00:17:14.201 --> 00:17:17.037 maybe we could even have some fun and send Riley off right. 00:17:17.787 --> 00:17:19.039 Doesn't that sound nice, dog? 00:17:21.041 --> 00:17:23.418 I'm all you got, I'm it. 00:17:23.919 --> 00:17:25.086 It's just me. 00:17:27.297 --> 00:17:30.717 Believe it or not, I don't wanna keep you all muzzled up 24/7. 00:17:30.800 --> 00:17:32.344 I really don't. 00:17:32.427 --> 00:17:34.721 And to be honest, I don't wanna drive 00:17:34.846 --> 00:17:37.015 straight to some dry-ass desert town 00:17:37.098 --> 00:17:38.099 and just sit in a motel 00:17:38.183 --> 00:17:40.464 and stare at a wall for five days waiting for his funeral. 00:17:40.769 --> 00:17:41.769 Do you? 00:17:43.980 --> 00:17:47.442 Come on, man. Okay, okay, fine, fine, fine, fine. 00:17:47.901 --> 00:17:50.487 All right. So I gotta take your muzzle off, 00:17:50.779 --> 00:17:52.072 but if you bite me, 00:17:52.155 --> 00:17:54.115 I'm gonna leave it on all the way to Arizona. 00:17:54.699 --> 00:17:55.699 So be chill, 00:17:56.117 --> 00:17:57.869 all right? That's great. 00:17:58.578 --> 00:17:59.955 Just remember all those times 00:18:00.038 --> 00:18:02.707 we had fun kicking in doors, getting our murder on. 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:05.460 Relax, I'm not the bad guy. 00:18:07.462 --> 00:18:10.423 Easy. Do not bite me in the face, all right? 00:18:10.840 --> 00:18:12.092 I'm gonna reach up, 00:18:12.175 --> 00:18:14.594 I'm not gonna touch your ears, or near your ears. 00:18:15.136 --> 00:18:16.221 All right, 00:18:16.304 --> 00:18:17.698 I'm not touchin' that, I'm not touchin' that. 00:18:17.722 --> 00:18:19.075 All right, all right. We're good, we're good. 00:18:19.099 --> 00:18:20.534 Okay, look at that. We did it, we did it. 00:18:20.558 --> 00:18:21.601 We did it. 00:18:21.685 --> 00:18:22.685 All right. 00:18:22.894 --> 00:18:24.312 [Lulu barking] 00:18:24.396 --> 00:18:26.106 Hey, no, no, stop! 00:18:26.189 --> 00:18:27.691 Stop it. Hey, hey, chill out. 00:18:28.400 --> 00:18:30.485 Fine, fine. Stay in there then. 00:18:30.568 --> 00:18:33.154 Stay in there, have fun. 00:18:33.238 --> 00:18:34.364 Bye, crazy town. 00:18:37.909 --> 00:18:40.203 [Barking] 00:18:40.287 --> 00:18:41.496 [Gun fires] 00:18:50.505 --> 00:18:52.048 - [Muffled gun firing] - [Ears ringing] 00:19:04.060 --> 00:19:06.229 [Ringing continues] 00:19:08.273 --> 00:19:10.275 [Barking] 00:19:23.788 --> 00:19:24.789 [Exhales deeply] 00:19:32.339 --> 00:19:33.819 Hey, you ready to go to the shitters? 00:19:33.923 --> 00:19:36.426 - [Car seat creaking] - Hey! No, no, no. No! 00:19:38.219 --> 00:19:40.221 I'm gonna kill you. Oh, my... 00:19:42.265 --> 00:19:45.185 No! Oh, my god! 00:19:45.268 --> 00:19:46.770 You just stay right there! 00:19:48.855 --> 00:19:51.983 You know, I was gonna let you have a little bit of fun on this trip. 00:19:52.067 --> 00:19:54.277 I was gonna let you run and frolic, 00:19:54.361 --> 00:19:56.988 you know, sniff some buttholes and all that, but no, 00:19:57.113 --> 00:19:59.115 turns out they are right, you're just a demon. 00:19:59.199 --> 00:20:00.658 You're just a demon! 00:20:01.618 --> 00:20:03.536 All right, last chance to apologize. 00:20:06.081 --> 00:20:07.832 All right, fine. Night-night, bitch. 00:20:07.957 --> 00:20:09.018 ["The lion sleeps tonight" playing on car radio] 00:20:09.042 --> 00:20:15.298 [Man singing] Weeheeheehee, Dee heeheeheehe weeoh aweem away 00:20:15.673 --> 00:20:22.555 weeheeheehee, Dee heeheeheehe weeoh aweem away 00:20:23.181 --> 00:20:27.394 a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh 00:20:27.477 --> 00:20:31.398 a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh 00:20:31.481 --> 00:20:33.024 a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh 00:20:33.108 --> 00:20:35.235 [singing along] A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh 00:20:35.318 --> 00:20:39.197 a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh 00:20:39.280 --> 00:20:42.951 in the jungle the mighty jungle 00:20:43.034 --> 00:20:46.996 the lion sleeps tonight 00:20:47.163 --> 00:20:48.915 [Briggs exclaims] 00:20:49.374 --> 00:20:50.583 Oh, what's happening? 00:20:50.667 --> 00:20:51.936 You're gettin' a little sleepy back there? 00:20:51.960 --> 00:20:53.437 Someone gettin' a little tired, tired? 00:20:53.461 --> 00:20:56.381 Oh, allergy season is brutal this year. 00:20:56.840 --> 00:20:59.300 Man, you used to be a legend. Not no more, huh? 00:20:59.384 --> 00:21:00.927 You're just falling asleep on me. 00:21:01.219 --> 00:21:02.554 Wait, what'd you say? 00:21:02.637 --> 00:21:05.932 Oh, daddy... daddy should go out and get some beers, you're right. 00:21:06.015 --> 00:21:08.852 Let you get a little shut-eye. Okay, I'll do that. 00:21:08.935 --> 00:21:11.229 That's really nice of you. You're right, too, 00:21:11.312 --> 00:21:12.498 I haven't been laid in a while. 00:21:12.522 --> 00:21:14.166 Maybe not as long as you but that's not the point. 00:21:14.190 --> 00:21:16.109 Still sad, and we'll keep that a secret. 00:21:16.609 --> 00:21:18.862 All right, portlandia, let's turn it up. 00:21:18.945 --> 00:21:22.157 [Man singing] A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh 00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:25.285 a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh 00:21:25.368 --> 00:21:27.245 hey, sorry, man. No gmos here, 00:21:27.328 --> 00:21:29.372 only, uh, bio-dynamic microbrew. 00:21:29.456 --> 00:21:30.850 [Briggs] Cool, I don't want that. What's this? 00:21:30.874 --> 00:21:31.934 What're you... Ma'am, what're you having? 00:21:31.958 --> 00:21:33.018 - [Woman] Maker's. - [Briggs] Maker's. 00:21:33.042 --> 00:21:34.186 Can we get two more of those, please? 00:21:34.210 --> 00:21:35.688 You want me to tease it, or add to it? 00:21:35.712 --> 00:21:37.314 [Briggs] Please don't tease it, just maker's in a glass. 00:21:37.338 --> 00:21:38.498 - That'll be great. - Awesome. 00:21:39.048 --> 00:21:41.152 Look, all I'm saying is every single one of those kids 00:21:41.176 --> 00:21:42.445 got out of the compound all right. 00:21:42.469 --> 00:21:44.304 We're not heroes. We just do our jobs. 00:21:44.387 --> 00:21:46.723 I mean, you don't have to wait in this line, you know? 00:21:46.806 --> 00:21:48.600 You just pop on that vr headset, and boom, 00:21:48.683 --> 00:21:50.226 you're at the illest bar on earth, 00:21:50.310 --> 00:21:51.686 hanging with guys like me. 00:21:51.769 --> 00:21:53.855 How do you get to the actual beers, though? 00:21:53.938 --> 00:21:56.524 Virtual beers, bro. That's the beauty of it. 00:21:56.608 --> 00:21:57.609 'Cause you must be, like, 00:21:57.692 --> 00:21:59.545 just the biggest Billy Ray Cyrus fan of all time. 00:21:59.569 --> 00:22:02.280 Well, I am actually a huge country fan. 00:22:02.363 --> 00:22:04.908 It's just a little hard for me to get behind 00:22:04.991 --> 00:22:07.243 the toxic masculinity, you know. 00:22:07.327 --> 00:22:10.121 Yeah, that's exactly what I was saying. Yeah. 00:22:10.205 --> 00:22:11.581 So at what point did you realize 00:22:11.664 --> 00:22:13.458 that you were just a pawn for big oil? 00:22:13.541 --> 00:22:16.085 Just body bags carrying out ecological genocide 00:22:16.169 --> 00:22:17.295 for the corporate elite. 00:22:18.546 --> 00:22:19.881 All these big oil fat cats, 00:22:19.964 --> 00:22:21.275 they think that they own this place. 00:22:21.299 --> 00:22:22.619 They think they own mother earth, 00:22:22.675 --> 00:22:23.736 but no one owns mother earth, 00:22:23.760 --> 00:22:25.595 and I'm gonna fight against them every day 00:22:25.678 --> 00:22:27.764 for the rest of my life because it's just not... 00:22:27.847 --> 00:22:29.849 'Cause I don't wanna see those ducks in the goo. 00:22:29.933 --> 00:22:30.973 Look, and if you invite 50 00:22:31.017 --> 00:22:32.737 of your Instagram friends, you get half off. 00:22:32.769 --> 00:22:34.562 - What does this get me? - Free drink. 00:22:34.646 --> 00:22:35.647 - On me. - Cool. 00:22:35.730 --> 00:22:39.067 No, no, no, no version of you ever paying my bill. 00:22:39.150 --> 00:22:40.026 Please, no chance. 00:22:40.109 --> 00:22:41.027 Would you like me to come right back? 00:22:41.110 --> 00:22:42.379 - No, we're good, I promise. - Okay. 00:22:42.403 --> 00:22:44.113 Her money is no good here. 00:22:44.489 --> 00:22:45.698 - I got it. - Ah. 00:22:46.199 --> 00:22:48.159 Tonight, I said to myself, you're gonna love this, 00:22:48.243 --> 00:22:51.496 I said, "you will meet a construction worker 00:22:51.579 --> 00:22:53.915 or a soldier." 00:22:53.998 --> 00:22:56.334 - That's interesting. - Or, I don't know, 00:22:56.417 --> 00:22:59.963 any man without a white savior complex. 00:23:01.214 --> 00:23:02.215 Good luck. 00:23:03.299 --> 00:23:04.300 Wait, what? 00:23:04.634 --> 00:23:06.511 I hope that you get the help that you need. 00:23:06.636 --> 00:23:08.429 - Thanks for the drink. - No, no. Look, look, 00:23:08.513 --> 00:23:10.633 look, hey, I've been... I've been shot by the Taliban. 00:23:11.140 --> 00:23:12.141 Hey. 00:23:14.394 --> 00:23:15.937 We gotta get outta here 00:23:16.020 --> 00:23:18.439 because you are about the only woman in this entire city 00:23:18.523 --> 00:23:20.501 that I would actually like to have a conversation with. 00:23:20.525 --> 00:23:21.609 Here, 00:23:21.693 --> 00:23:23.486 this is a peace offering. 00:23:23.861 --> 00:23:26.614 Be chill, and I'll be chill with you. Here. 00:23:29.242 --> 00:23:30.743 Look, I didn't want to drug you. 00:23:30.827 --> 00:23:32.680 You didn't have to eat my seats, that's all I'm saying. 00:23:32.704 --> 00:23:35.290 We can be friends, but this is gonna be an eye for an eye. 00:23:35.707 --> 00:23:36.749 Are we gonna be cool? 00:23:36.833 --> 00:23:38.793 Or do we need to have another meeting of the mind? 00:23:39.961 --> 00:23:41.879 Fine, you don't wanna trust me, fine. 00:23:41.963 --> 00:23:42.963 I don't even care. 00:23:43.548 --> 00:23:46.175 I definitely don't trust you, so whatever. 00:23:48.261 --> 00:23:49.637 Is that a Belgian mal? 00:23:51.180 --> 00:23:52.974 Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. 00:23:53.057 --> 00:23:54.934 - She's beautiful. - Hi, sweet girl. 00:23:55.018 --> 00:23:56.769 - Are you a rescue? - [Briggs] Uh, sort of. 00:23:56.853 --> 00:23:57.687 [Woman 1] Does she like other dogs? 00:23:57.812 --> 00:23:59.248 - [Woman 2] Oh, yeah. - [Briggs] No, um, no, no. 00:23:59.272 --> 00:24:02.775 Actually she's, um... She's a little sad right now. 00:24:02.859 --> 00:24:04.485 She's... she's, um, grieving. 00:24:05.028 --> 00:24:06.821 She lost her, her best friend. 00:24:07.405 --> 00:24:09.198 [Womanl 1] Oh, no, sweetheart. 00:24:09.282 --> 00:24:11.659 I know. Who are... Who are these little cuties? 00:24:11.743 --> 00:24:13.995 - Oh, this is Lucy. - This is Maggie. 00:24:14.203 --> 00:24:15.455 Oh, they're so cute. 00:24:15.538 --> 00:24:16.682 - [Woman 1] They're shih tzus. - They're great. 00:24:16.706 --> 00:24:18.583 Ah, I love shih tzus. 00:24:18.666 --> 00:24:20.293 - Here you go. - Thank you. 00:24:21.002 --> 00:24:21.878 Cheers. 00:24:21.961 --> 00:24:23.856 I was about to give up on this city before I met y'all. 00:24:23.880 --> 00:24:26.049 Well, Portland's not for everybody. 00:24:26.215 --> 00:24:27.550 I don't know, it's growin' on me. 00:24:27.634 --> 00:24:32.555 It's not every day you meet two plant musician ladies. 00:24:32.680 --> 00:24:34.474 [Women laughing] 00:24:34.557 --> 00:24:36.726 We're actually tantrikas. Um... 00:24:37.143 --> 00:24:38.144 - Okay. - Yeah. 00:24:38.227 --> 00:24:40.980 We dj ecstatic dance circles sometimes, though. 00:24:41.064 --> 00:24:42.875 That's sick. Is that, like... That's like yoga? 00:24:42.899 --> 00:24:45.902 [Stutters] I've done yoga. But I'm horrible at it. 00:24:45.985 --> 00:24:48.404 We help heal people by moving blocked energy 00:24:48.488 --> 00:24:51.908 so they can experience the full potential of sexual pleasure. 00:24:57.205 --> 00:24:59.624 So you just move the energy for... 00:24:59.707 --> 00:25:00.875 Hell, yeah. I can... 00:25:00.958 --> 00:25:03.252 I mean, I got... I got cash in the truck, I think. 00:25:03.336 --> 00:25:04.921 Oh. Oh, no, no. 00:25:06.631 --> 00:25:09.342 No, the attraction is completely genuine. 00:25:10.760 --> 00:25:11.969 Ah, I mean... 00:25:12.053 --> 00:25:13.554 As long as it's in the flow for you. 00:25:15.139 --> 00:25:16.140 No, I'm good. 00:25:16.724 --> 00:25:17.725 Kidding. 00:25:17.809 --> 00:25:20.353 - [Women laughing] - I'm so in... I'm so in the flow. 00:25:27.026 --> 00:25:28.026 [Panting] 00:25:28.528 --> 00:25:30.405 Great, I love some chakra stuff. 00:25:30.488 --> 00:25:31.823 Do we smoke that or... 00:25:36.828 --> 00:25:38.955 - This is... this is rad. - [Shushing] 00:25:40.289 --> 00:25:41.791 Does your baby wanna come in? 00:25:41.874 --> 00:25:43.793 Nope, she's good, she'sjust happy. 00:25:43.876 --> 00:25:45.229 She's a happy... that's a happy bark. 00:25:45.253 --> 00:25:46.313 She's just letting me know. 00:25:46.337 --> 00:25:48.798 How are our hearts in this moment? 00:25:50.425 --> 00:25:51.425 [Barks] 00:25:52.385 --> 00:25:53.385 [Barking] 00:25:55.680 --> 00:25:57.724 My heart is, um... 00:25:59.600 --> 00:26:01.853 Just full and it's like... 00:26:02.812 --> 00:26:03.896 I mean, I got a new job. 00:26:04.772 --> 00:26:07.525 Yeah, uh, things are really looking up. 00:26:08.401 --> 00:26:10.278 I just feel solid. I feel solid over here, 00:26:10.361 --> 00:26:11.362 I'm ready to go. 00:26:12.613 --> 00:26:15.408 - Um, I'm not quite there yet. - Okay. 00:26:15.783 --> 00:26:16.784 Okay. 00:26:16.868 --> 00:26:19.036 But maybe yab-yum would help move some prana. 00:26:19.162 --> 00:26:20.997 This is what my heart needed. 00:26:22.039 --> 00:26:24.292 - Yeah, let's go. - [Girl1]Mmm. 00:26:24.375 --> 00:26:26.002 So good, right? 00:26:26.711 --> 00:26:29.630 [Women exhaling deeply] 00:26:30.631 --> 00:26:31.758 All right. 00:26:31.841 --> 00:26:33.760 May I have permission to remove your shirt? 00:26:33.843 --> 00:26:37.013 Hell, ye... I'm gonna remove it for you. 00:26:37.096 --> 00:26:38.723 [Barking] 00:26:43.311 --> 00:26:45.062 Hey, hey, hey. What's going on? 00:26:45.146 --> 00:26:46.939 Why are you so upset? 00:26:47.482 --> 00:26:48.816 Poor baby. 00:26:52.445 --> 00:26:53.446 Oh, my Buddha. 00:26:54.739 --> 00:26:57.825 Oh, no, no. That's, like, some old army shit. 00:26:57.909 --> 00:26:59.160 Don't worry about that. 00:26:59.243 --> 00:27:00.536 - You guys... - What's this from? 00:27:01.829 --> 00:27:03.498 I don't know. That one is... 00:27:03.581 --> 00:27:05.416 The big one's an ak round. 00:27:06.292 --> 00:27:09.462 Your body is in so much pain. I'm so sorry, we had no idea. 00:27:09.545 --> 00:27:10.963 No, no, look, it's fine. 00:27:11.214 --> 00:27:14.592 It's fine. Do I have permission to remove your shirt? 00:27:15.092 --> 00:27:16.570 'Cause I wanna take care of your heart. 00:27:16.594 --> 00:27:17.994 This is why we were drawn together. 00:27:18.513 --> 00:27:20.181 [Man] What an asshole. 00:27:21.098 --> 00:27:22.850 [Lulu barking] 00:27:25.102 --> 00:27:26.103 What? 00:27:26.604 --> 00:27:28.022 - Place my hand... - Mmm-hmm. 00:27:28.314 --> 00:27:30.233 Wherever your pain guides it. 00:27:31.609 --> 00:27:33.027 Yeah, I can do that. 00:27:33.110 --> 00:27:35.947 I like this plan. Why don't we start here? 00:27:36.072 --> 00:27:37.216 [Man] Let's get you out of here. 00:27:37.240 --> 00:27:38.741 [Barking] 00:27:40.243 --> 00:27:41.243 [Woman 1] I'm sorry... 00:27:42.703 --> 00:27:44.139 - Okay... - [Womanl 1] I'm sorry. Uh, I can't, 00:27:44.163 --> 00:27:46.123 - I can't hold this pace. - I'll go check on her, 00:27:46.207 --> 00:27:47.351 how about that? I'll go check on her. Just... 00:27:47.375 --> 00:27:51.170 You stay right there and you just keep the energy. 00:27:53.798 --> 00:27:54.924 Hey! What are you doing? 00:27:55.007 --> 00:27:56.634 Freeing that abused animal. 00:27:56.717 --> 00:27:58.928 You throw that rock and we're about to see who's abused. 00:27:59.136 --> 00:28:00.896 Of course you threaten violence, you redneck! 00:28:01.055 --> 00:28:02.765 Red... you're the one with the rock, man. 00:28:02.849 --> 00:28:04.141 Just put it down and walk away. 00:28:04.225 --> 00:28:05.828 - I promise you... - [Man] Animals are people, too. 00:28:05.852 --> 00:28:07.079 - Okay... - Let her out now or I will. 00:28:07.103 --> 00:28:08.205 - You understand... - [Woman 1] Are you okay? 00:28:08.229 --> 00:28:09.873 - What's going on? - Oh, no. It's no big deal. 00:28:09.897 --> 00:28:10.958 He's just a nice man, came over 00:28:10.982 --> 00:28:12.042 - to make sure the dog... - [Glass shatters] 00:28:12.066 --> 00:28:14.277 Hey! Dog, get back here! 00:28:15.444 --> 00:28:16.863 Stop! Let go! No! 00:28:16.946 --> 00:28:18.239 - [Men grunting] - [Dog growling] 00:28:18.656 --> 00:28:19.967 - [Briggs] No! [Grunts] - Get it off. 00:28:19.991 --> 00:28:21.909 -Heeh -[Briggs] release! 00:28:21.993 --> 00:28:24.078 Come on. All right. Come on. Let go! 00:28:24.161 --> 00:28:25.246 [Man] Jeez. 00:28:25.329 --> 00:28:27.224 - [Briggs] Stop it. - [Man] I'm callin' the cops. 00:28:27.248 --> 00:28:28.708 What are you tryin' to do? 00:28:29.083 --> 00:28:30.167 Oh, you... son of a... 00:28:30.251 --> 00:28:31.812 All right, now, you ruined an epic threesome. 00:28:31.836 --> 00:28:32.920 No. Hey! [Grunts] 00:28:34.088 --> 00:28:35.088 Bitch! 00:28:37.466 --> 00:28:38.885 Where are you guys going? 00:28:42.013 --> 00:28:44.348 What about... what about my pain? 00:28:45.391 --> 00:28:46.726 God, just get in the car. 00:29:08.706 --> 00:29:10.082 [Coughs and sniffles] 00:29:32.772 --> 00:29:34.315 ["Award tour" playing on stereo] 00:29:34.398 --> 00:29:36.776 [Man singing] We on a world tour with Muhammad, my man 00:29:36.859 --> 00:29:39.153 going each and every place with the mic in their hand 00:29:39.445 --> 00:29:41.864 New York, nj, n. C., va 00:29:42.114 --> 00:29:44.241 ooh, ooh, ooh 00:29:44.325 --> 00:29:46.045 [Briggs] Whatever happened to you, dog, huh? 00:29:46.661 --> 00:29:48.287 Remember when maretti died? 00:29:48.371 --> 00:29:51.457 Riley made us watch, like, 15 hours of Grey's Anatomy. 00:29:51.540 --> 00:29:53.477 Everybody was sitting around and then you just came around 00:29:53.501 --> 00:29:55.878 with your fat head, nuzzling everybody, 00:29:55.962 --> 00:29:57.546 being all cute, making everybody laugh. 00:29:57.630 --> 00:29:59.030 Whatever happened to that dog, huh? 00:30:00.466 --> 00:30:03.803 The army has no place for liabilities and that's all you are now. 00:30:06.180 --> 00:30:07.820 See, you know, that, that's the difference 00:30:07.890 --> 00:30:09.100 between you and I, though. 00:30:09.266 --> 00:30:10.266 You know that? 00:30:11.143 --> 00:30:13.980 Those brain doctors said I'd be on disability for the rest of my life. 00:30:14.063 --> 00:30:15.147 Not your dad, though. 00:30:15.314 --> 00:30:17.434 Your dad, they just sent back with no questions asked. 00:30:17.942 --> 00:30:19.252 They said I'd never see straight, 00:30:19.276 --> 00:30:21.445 I'd have headaches and if I got stressed out, 00:30:21.529 --> 00:30:23.810 that I'd have seizures and die or some bullshit like that, 00:30:23.864 --> 00:30:26.242 but you don't see some little seizure stopping me, do you? 00:30:27.660 --> 00:30:30.121 But you, on the other hand, look, if you don't want it, 00:30:30.204 --> 00:30:31.324 ain't no cure for that shit. 00:30:31.706 --> 00:30:32.873 Nope. 00:30:33.791 --> 00:30:34.792 People like me and you 00:30:34.875 --> 00:30:37.169 are better offjust being all in or all out. 00:30:37.253 --> 00:30:39.296 I just wouldn't want some bullshit-ass injection, 00:30:39.380 --> 00:30:40.420 like you're going to have. 00:30:40.881 --> 00:30:42.442 I mean, it's not like you've got a choice in the matter, 00:30:42.466 --> 00:30:44.010 but it's just not a warrior's death. 00:30:44.176 --> 00:30:45.177 [Whimpering] 00:30:45.261 --> 00:30:48.014 I'd probably steal a prop plane and fly that bitch right into the sun 00:30:48.097 --> 00:30:49.157 till the engines froze out. 00:30:49.181 --> 00:30:51.350 And then I'd swan dive right out of the cockpit 00:30:51.434 --> 00:30:53.686 and laugh my ass all the way to Valhalla. 00:30:53.769 --> 00:30:54.895 [Lulu barking] 00:30:54.979 --> 00:30:57.398 Hey, come on, man, stop the whining. 00:30:58.524 --> 00:31:00.901 You sound like a whiney-ass chihuahua. 00:31:01.444 --> 00:31:02.778 Oh, shit. Okay. Hey, hey, hey! 00:31:02.862 --> 00:31:03.863 Hey! No, no, no! 00:31:04.113 --> 00:31:05.239 [Horn blaring] 00:31:09.452 --> 00:31:10.828 Hey! Hey! 00:31:11.203 --> 00:31:12.246 No, no! 00:31:13.247 --> 00:31:14.749 [Briggs grunts] 00:31:17.334 --> 00:31:19.587 Hey, look. No, no, no, no. Come here. 00:31:20.212 --> 00:31:21.672 Hey, dog! 00:31:24.717 --> 00:31:25.926 Dog, come here. No! 00:31:30.765 --> 00:31:31.765 Come here! 00:31:40.858 --> 00:31:41.858 Hey, dog! 00:31:44.153 --> 00:31:45.154 Come! 00:32:08.969 --> 00:32:09.970 Hey, dog! 00:32:19.647 --> 00:32:20.648 Hey, come! 00:32:26.987 --> 00:32:27.987 Oh, shit. 00:32:28.989 --> 00:32:32.159 No, no, no. Dog, we're not supposed to be in here. 00:32:32.243 --> 00:32:33.243 Let's go. 00:32:37.456 --> 00:32:38.457 Hello? 00:32:41.293 --> 00:32:42.293 [Door creaks] 00:32:44.380 --> 00:32:45.380 Hello? 00:32:51.220 --> 00:32:52.221 Come! 00:32:53.722 --> 00:32:54.722 Dog? 00:32:55.474 --> 00:32:57.226 - Come on. - [Dart whooshing] 00:32:58.561 --> 00:32:59.562 [Grunts] 00:33:13.367 --> 00:33:14.367 [Ears ringing] 00:33:17.663 --> 00:33:19.081 [Groans softly] 00:33:30.843 --> 00:33:32.178 [Pigs grunting] 00:33:34.847 --> 00:33:37.683 Shit. You've gotta be kidding me. 00:33:46.317 --> 00:33:47.359 Hey, dog! 00:33:49.486 --> 00:33:50.613 Hello? 00:33:54.617 --> 00:33:55.617 Hello! 00:33:58.370 --> 00:33:59.413 [Man] Hey, big fella. 00:34:02.541 --> 00:34:04.960 Hey, what did you hit me with, man? Horse tranq? 00:34:06.003 --> 00:34:07.004 This is pretty good. 00:34:07.087 --> 00:34:08.672 [Man] Time for you to start squealing. 00:34:09.882 --> 00:34:11.091 Hey, have you seen a dog? 00:34:11.217 --> 00:34:13.344 She's brown, she's, like, running around, 00:34:13.427 --> 00:34:15.596 I don't know, with crazy eyes? Huh? 00:34:17.306 --> 00:34:18.557 [Man] Tell me who you work for. 00:34:18.641 --> 00:34:20.017 [Briggs] Okay, look, 00:34:20.100 --> 00:34:23.145 I'm obviously not who you think I am. 00:34:23.229 --> 00:34:24.939 [Man] I know who the hell you are. 00:34:27.816 --> 00:34:30.069 Think you're the first commando they sent up here? 00:34:30.236 --> 00:34:31.362 Take my strains? 00:34:33.280 --> 00:34:36.158 Look, old man, unless you're willing to walk this 00:34:36.242 --> 00:34:38.911 till the end of the road, I highly suggest you cut me loose 00:34:38.994 --> 00:34:40.412 and let me go find my damn dog. 00:34:40.496 --> 00:34:43.582 [Man] You got five minutes to clear your head, or you can join her ass. 00:34:44.625 --> 00:34:46.085 [Grunts] 00:34:56.178 --> 00:34:58.264 [Straining] 00:35:14.655 --> 00:35:15.655 [Grunts] 00:35:36.927 --> 00:35:37.928 Hell, yeah. 00:35:52.609 --> 00:35:54.449 [Man] Who the hell you think you're talking to? 00:35:55.904 --> 00:35:57.323 We'll see about that. 00:35:58.991 --> 00:35:59.992 Bitch! 00:36:24.475 --> 00:36:26.643 [Opera music playing] 00:36:33.776 --> 00:36:35.361 [Man muttering indistinctly] 00:36:39.365 --> 00:36:41.325 That is... that's bullshit. 00:36:43.702 --> 00:36:45.954 [Whispering] Dog, come here, come here. 00:36:46.455 --> 00:36:47.664 Now! Come here! 00:36:48.123 --> 00:36:49.123 Come here! 00:36:53.462 --> 00:36:55.089 [Woman] Gus, is he awake yet? 00:36:55.172 --> 00:36:57.007 [Gus] Wide awake. He's zip-tied in the barn. 00:36:57.091 --> 00:36:58.342 [Woman] Zip-tied? Oh, my god. 00:36:58.425 --> 00:36:59.968 What the hell did you do to him? 00:37:00.052 --> 00:37:02.096 [Gus] Some shit. I told him I killed his dog. 00:37:02.179 --> 00:37:04.032 [Woman] Gus, what do you know about interrogation? 00:37:04.056 --> 00:37:05.682 You were a conscientious objector. 00:37:05.766 --> 00:37:07.559 [Gus] How about a little damn appreciation? 00:37:07.643 --> 00:37:10.229 [Woman] I told you not to hit those edibles so hard. 00:37:10.437 --> 00:37:12.523 Cartel? You paranoid maniac. 00:37:12.606 --> 00:37:13.917 - Tell him you're... - [Gus] You're crazy, I'm not... 00:37:13.941 --> 00:37:16.110 [Woman] ...A scared old fool who needs heavy therapy. 00:37:16.235 --> 00:37:17.403 Just tell him you're sorry. 00:37:17.486 --> 00:37:19.279 [Gus] I shot him with a tranquilizer. 00:37:19.363 --> 00:37:20.239 [Woman] I don't care what you did. 00:37:20.322 --> 00:37:21.508 - [Gus] I pushed him... - [Woman] Now you're making me 00:37:21.532 --> 00:37:22.866 upset this little nugget. 00:37:24.201 --> 00:37:25.327 This perfect noodle... 00:37:25.411 --> 00:37:27.371 [Gus] Listen, let's get the hell out of here. 00:37:27.663 --> 00:37:29.915 [Woman] 'Cause I wanna look at your little, little paw. 00:37:29.998 --> 00:37:31.333 You're so good. 00:37:31.458 --> 00:37:32.543 So good. 00:37:32.626 --> 00:37:34.169 So good. 00:37:34.253 --> 00:37:35.421 What a little nugget. 00:37:38.549 --> 00:37:39.967 - Honey_. - Look, Jesus, i- 00:37:40.050 --> 00:37:41.051 [Briggs] Shut up. 00:37:41.593 --> 00:37:42.593 - [Woman] Oh. - Sit down. 00:37:46.890 --> 00:37:47.890 [Exhales sharply] 00:37:52.146 --> 00:37:53.746 How'd you make her eat out of your hand? 00:37:54.148 --> 00:37:55.482 [Woman] Mmm? 00:37:56.608 --> 00:37:58.527 I didn't make her do anything. 00:37:58.610 --> 00:37:59.611 I just talked to her. 00:38:00.612 --> 00:38:04.074 By the way, you can do anything you like with my idiot husband. 00:38:05.409 --> 00:38:06.952 Gus, apologize. 00:38:08.454 --> 00:38:10.789 [Stuttering] Sorry, dude. My bad, my bad. 00:38:15.294 --> 00:38:17.504 [Lulu whines] 00:38:20.090 --> 00:38:22.134 [Woman] Oh, see, she'sjust a noodle. 00:38:22.217 --> 00:38:23.552 She's just being so good. 00:38:23.677 --> 00:38:25.596 I'm just going to touch her little, little paw. 00:38:25.679 --> 00:38:26.972 Is she gonna be okay? 00:38:27.431 --> 00:38:29.766 Well, I'm worried she may have broken her foot, 00:38:29.850 --> 00:38:31.310 but I'm gonna try my best. 00:38:32.144 --> 00:38:34.354 You need to give, um... What is her name? 00:38:34.438 --> 00:38:35.438 Lulu. 00:38:35.481 --> 00:38:37.024 Lulu and I some space. 00:38:37.107 --> 00:38:38.650 So, um... here. 00:38:38.734 --> 00:38:42.696 Come on. Gus, make yourself useful and get this man some clean clothes 00:38:42.779 --> 00:38:46.492 because he's really smelling strongly of Boris and his friends. 00:38:46.658 --> 00:38:48.744 So here, take some homemade edibles. 00:38:48.869 --> 00:38:51.205 Go make friends, okay? 00:38:53.165 --> 00:38:56.084 Guys, come on, stop it. Get outside. 00:38:56.293 --> 00:38:59.087 [Gus] You can't tell me that you did this with a damn shoestring. 00:38:59.171 --> 00:39:00.523 [Briggs] You just gotta compromise the plastic. 00:39:00.547 --> 00:39:01.547 That's it. 00:39:01.798 --> 00:39:04.468 Listen, I'm a lot better at permaculture 00:39:04.551 --> 00:39:05.844 than I am tying dudes up. 00:39:06.845 --> 00:39:09.973 I need to know, man, how close was I to... 00:39:10.057 --> 00:39:11.350 - Dying? - Yeah. 00:39:11.433 --> 00:39:12.619 Pretty... pretty close, actually. 00:39:12.643 --> 00:39:14.403 I almost put an axe in the back of your head. 00:39:15.812 --> 00:39:18.023 [Stutters] This is... well done. 00:39:18.106 --> 00:39:19.358 - Yeah, right? Right? - Mmm-hmm. 00:39:19.733 --> 00:39:21.944 I'm just glad you love that dog so much. 00:39:22.194 --> 00:39:24.279 I don't love that dog. It's not even my dog. 00:39:24.571 --> 00:39:25.989 Come on, get on your bike. 00:39:26.073 --> 00:39:27.366 Get on your bike, you can do it. 00:39:27.491 --> 00:39:29.868 - Come on. - Whose damn dog is it? 00:39:30.577 --> 00:39:32.579 - [Briggs cheers] - Oh! 00:39:33.747 --> 00:39:34.807 [Briggs] Look, you see that? 00:39:34.831 --> 00:39:35.892 - You see this? - [Gus] Yeah. 00:39:35.916 --> 00:39:37.310 [Briggs] This is how they teach them to track the enemy. 00:39:37.334 --> 00:39:39.628 They can smell their clothes from, like, a mile off. 00:39:39.753 --> 00:39:42.923 Uh, is this two dead dudes? 00:39:44.383 --> 00:39:46.009 Yeah. Those are... that's two Taliban, 00:39:46.093 --> 00:39:47.594 dope farmers right there. 00:39:48.470 --> 00:39:49.846 Don't look all shocked, man. 00:39:49.930 --> 00:39:51.515 It's war. It's not all unicorns 00:39:51.598 --> 00:39:53.600 and rainbow vaginas out there, right? 00:39:54.142 --> 00:39:55.602 Yeah, I bet. 00:39:56.186 --> 00:39:59.565 So why do they call it I love me book? 00:40:00.315 --> 00:40:03.652 I don't know. Uh, but in the army, they just, they make us all keep one. 00:40:03.735 --> 00:40:06.738 They make us put every single, last stupid detail in. 00:40:09.074 --> 00:40:11.868 [Gus] So, Lulu's greatest hits. This is like... 00:40:11.952 --> 00:40:13.787 Like her music. Like, music she... 00:40:13.870 --> 00:40:17.874 Oh, no, no, no. It's the... It's the other greatest hits, you know. 00:40:18.250 --> 00:40:20.294 [Snickers] Like, it's her bodycam footage. 00:40:20.377 --> 00:40:21.712 - Oh, Jesus. - Yeah. 00:40:21.795 --> 00:40:22.963 It's the... kinda... 00:40:23.046 --> 00:40:24.339 Yeah, I'll pass. 00:40:24.798 --> 00:40:26.008 So let me get this right, man. 00:40:26.091 --> 00:40:29.011 So, like, the dog did all this, man. 00:40:29.094 --> 00:40:30.734 I mean, they'rejust going to put her down? 00:40:32.347 --> 00:40:35.017 Look, don't get all misty-eyed on me, big man. 00:40:35.100 --> 00:40:36.420 Like, it's... it's not like that. 00:40:37.102 --> 00:40:39.980 That dog did exactly what she was born to do, 00:40:40.355 --> 00:40:43.108 and that was to live a legendary life. 00:40:43.817 --> 00:40:44.818 And she did it. 00:40:47.988 --> 00:40:49.156 What the hell is this here? 00:40:49.865 --> 00:40:50.866 "Dear Lulu, 00:40:50.949 --> 00:40:53.619 I can hardly imagine life before I knew you. 00:40:53.702 --> 00:40:56.538 Did you come into this world a beast of fury, 00:40:56.622 --> 00:40:58.832 - or were you just..." - What was that? What was that? 00:40:58.915 --> 00:41:00.893 He wrote... it's like written up on top right there. 00:41:00.917 --> 00:41:02.753 There's a couple of 'em, 00:41:02.836 --> 00:41:05.297 like poems or love letters, or something. 00:41:05.380 --> 00:41:08.675 Rodriguez could barely spell. 00:41:08.759 --> 00:41:11.178 I mean, he definitely can't rhyme. 00:41:11.303 --> 00:41:13.347 I know what this is. This is... 00:41:13.430 --> 00:41:14.657 So when you have a brain injury, 00:41:14.681 --> 00:41:17.225 you basically get sent to these brain doctors. 00:41:17.309 --> 00:41:20.437 And then they study you, and they make you draw 00:41:20.520 --> 00:41:22.856 and write and do all this art therapy bullshit. 00:41:22.939 --> 00:41:24.733 Nobody really takes it serious. 00:41:24.816 --> 00:41:26.443 - Shit! - Whoa! 00:41:27.569 --> 00:41:28.737 You're okay. Hey. 00:41:28.820 --> 00:41:30.048 Look at her. She's running around. 00:41:30.072 --> 00:41:32.741 Yeah. There was just a little, uh, piece of barbed wire 00:41:32.824 --> 00:41:34.618 just lodged way up in her paw. 00:41:34.701 --> 00:41:36.578 I sterilized it and stopped the bleeding. 00:41:36.662 --> 00:41:38.288 Never seen a dog so strong. 00:41:38.372 --> 00:41:40.082 Thank you. Thank you so much. 00:41:40.207 --> 00:41:42.668 Also, she did offer me a transmission. 00:41:42.793 --> 00:41:45.462 - If you feel called. - Transmission? 00:41:45.545 --> 00:41:48.090 Yeah, she bats about .350 on those. 00:41:48.215 --> 00:41:49.424 I mean, but, you know, 00:41:49.508 --> 00:41:52.719 if it was baseball, it'd be hall of fame numbers. 00:41:54.221 --> 00:41:55.389 [Woman] Wow. 00:41:55.472 --> 00:41:58.266 You two are definitely karmically connected. 00:41:59.393 --> 00:42:01.603 She must have incarnated to find you. 00:42:02.688 --> 00:42:04.439 I'm seeing pyramids. 00:42:06.441 --> 00:42:07.859 Ancient Egypt. 00:42:08.151 --> 00:42:10.404 Now, a young girl, she's playing. 00:42:10.946 --> 00:42:12.447 [Chuckles] She's so happy. 00:42:13.073 --> 00:42:14.616 Does Lulu work with kids? 00:42:15.325 --> 00:42:16.326 Uh, wow. 00:42:16.410 --> 00:42:18.453 Yeah. She loves kids. 00:42:18.537 --> 00:42:19.705 She loves 'em. 00:42:19.788 --> 00:42:21.289 - Oh. - [Briggs] And licks their faces 00:42:21.373 --> 00:42:23.041 - right off. - [Gus] Unbelievable. 00:42:24.292 --> 00:42:25.544 I think it might be 00:42:28.255 --> 00:42:29.256 your daughter. 00:42:31.299 --> 00:42:33.009 Does she have a boy's name? 00:42:34.636 --> 00:42:36.638 - A boy's name? - Uh, Sam. 00:42:36.972 --> 00:42:38.014 [Gus] Oh. 00:42:38.682 --> 00:42:40.684 Um, what about my daughter? 00:42:40.976 --> 00:42:44.020 Well, Lulu, she's bringing her into my awareness. 00:42:44.479 --> 00:42:45.480 How old is she? 00:42:46.022 --> 00:42:47.022 Uh, three. 00:42:47.232 --> 00:42:48.942 Let's... let's just keep it about the dog. 00:42:49.901 --> 00:42:50.944 [Woman] Okay. 00:42:51.194 --> 00:42:53.655 [Hesitates] I'm feeling cold. 00:42:54.364 --> 00:42:57.075 [Inhales deeply] Hard, yes. 00:42:57.200 --> 00:42:59.745 She's yearning for soft. 00:42:59.828 --> 00:43:01.246 Yes, a bed. 00:43:01.705 --> 00:43:04.875 Uh, a luxury mattress. 00:43:05.792 --> 00:43:08.003 She says she's never slept in a nice bed before. 00:43:08.086 --> 00:43:09.296 She asks if it's okay. 00:43:09.379 --> 00:43:10.380 She's asking me that? 00:43:11.256 --> 00:43:13.842 Okay, yeah, sure. 00:43:14.092 --> 00:43:17.179 Now I'm getting hot... tongue... taste. 00:43:17.804 --> 00:43:18.805 Yes. 00:43:19.139 --> 00:43:20.849 - Indian food she wants? - [Gus] Oh. 00:43:21.016 --> 00:43:23.185 Are you kidding me? 00:43:23.268 --> 00:43:24.978 - Gus. - Strike three. 00:43:25.228 --> 00:43:27.230 Gus, why do you undermine me? 00:43:27.314 --> 00:43:28.833 [Gus] The damn dog don't want Indian food. 00:43:28.857 --> 00:43:29.733 ["Turtles all the way down" playing] 00:43:29.816 --> 00:43:33.570 [Man singing] In a lake of fire that I was standing in 00:43:36.698 --> 00:43:39.201 [Briggs] I'm so happy we didn't have to kill those nice people. 00:43:39.785 --> 00:43:41.286 But I'm just saying, if we did, 00:43:41.369 --> 00:43:43.205 you were definitely digging the bigger hole 00:43:43.288 --> 00:43:45.123 'cause Gus was massive. 00:43:45.207 --> 00:43:46.642 And by the way, the next time you smell weed, 00:43:46.666 --> 00:43:49.294 don't run away, just let me know, and we can go get it together. 00:43:49.377 --> 00:43:51.505 Hey, hey, hey! No, no! 00:43:51.588 --> 00:43:54.174 Oh, why, man? 00:43:54.257 --> 00:43:55.634 Hey, dog! 00:43:58.970 --> 00:44:01.431 [Man singing] But I swear that god is there 00:44:01.515 --> 00:44:04.726 every time I glare into the eyes of my best friend 00:44:04.810 --> 00:44:06.853 no, no, no, no, no, no! 00:44:06.937 --> 00:44:08.522 Stop it! No, no! 00:44:08.605 --> 00:44:10.357 This is my unicorn. 00:44:10.482 --> 00:44:11.959 [Man singing] Says my son "it's all been done 00:44:11.983 --> 00:44:15.362 and someday you're gonna wake up old and gray" 00:44:17.656 --> 00:44:20.116 no, no, no, no, no. Stop! 00:44:20.200 --> 00:44:23.829 Stop it. Okay, all right, come on, come on. Let's go. 00:44:23.954 --> 00:44:25.205 Let's go. Sorry, guys. 00:44:25.330 --> 00:44:28.792 You meet and greet and cheat along the way 00:44:33.588 --> 00:44:35.757 [line ringing] 00:44:35.841 --> 00:44:38.718 [On answering machine] Hey, it's Niki. Leave a message. 00:44:38.844 --> 00:44:41.888 [Man singing] It's turtles all the way down the line 00:44:42.138 --> 00:44:43.974 [Lulu barks] 00:44:45.183 --> 00:44:46.518 What are you looking at? 00:44:49.104 --> 00:44:50.104 What you whining for? 00:44:50.146 --> 00:44:51.731 You're the whole reason we're up here. 00:44:55.277 --> 00:44:56.278 Get comfy. 00:44:56.528 --> 00:44:58.113 That's where you're sleeping tonight. 00:45:02.617 --> 00:45:03.617 [Music stops] 00:45:06.079 --> 00:45:07.439 [Briggs] You're missing your cage? 00:45:08.081 --> 00:45:10.876 Look. It's Alcatraz, it's right there. 00:45:11.042 --> 00:45:12.586 Just take a little tour. 00:45:12.669 --> 00:45:14.921 You know, possiblyjust leave you there. 00:45:16.298 --> 00:45:18.174 You only got about three more days left 00:45:18.258 --> 00:45:20.218 on this green earth, so you better speak now 00:45:20.302 --> 00:45:21.720 or forever hold your peace. 00:45:23.096 --> 00:45:24.431 Hey, look, ain't no shame 00:45:24.514 --> 00:45:26.433 in wanting a big, comfy mattress, okay? 00:45:26.516 --> 00:45:27.809 Look, I get it. I get it. 00:45:27.893 --> 00:45:29.412 I've had three back operations, so I get it. 00:45:29.436 --> 00:45:32.105 Comfort is king. But the facts are this... 00:45:32.731 --> 00:45:34.691 They ain't letting two rock eaters like me and you 00:45:34.774 --> 00:45:35.775 in some bougie-ass hotel. 00:45:35.859 --> 00:45:37.694 And I ain't about that holiday inn life. 00:45:37.777 --> 00:45:39.154 Butlgotanidea. 00:45:39.446 --> 00:45:40.655 If you want that bed, 00:45:42.282 --> 00:45:44.159 we gotta go big, or we gotta go home. 00:45:44.868 --> 00:45:46.202 Are you with me? 00:45:46.828 --> 00:45:47.828 Hey. 00:45:48.038 --> 00:45:49.831 Are you in or are you out? 00:45:52.334 --> 00:45:53.793 I'm going to take that as a yes. 00:45:57.964 --> 00:45:59.299 ["San Francisco blues" playing] 00:46:00.133 --> 00:46:03.511 [Woman singing] My baby's from San Francisco 00:46:03.595 --> 00:46:06.890 he paints that bridge across the bay 00:46:08.433 --> 00:46:09.893 welcome to the grand regal, sir. 00:46:09.976 --> 00:46:10.977 What up, cuz? 00:46:13.063 --> 00:46:14.081 [Receptionist] Enjoy your stay. 00:46:14.105 --> 00:46:15.106 Thank you. 00:46:17.192 --> 00:46:18.485 [Chuckles] 00:46:19.069 --> 00:46:21.696 Hi. Welcome to the grand regal, sir. 00:46:21.863 --> 00:46:23.073 - Oh, hi, sorry. - [Callan] Hi. 00:46:23.156 --> 00:46:24.157 Are you checking in? 00:46:24.240 --> 00:46:25.367 Yes, please. I was... 00:46:25.450 --> 00:46:26.993 I was hoping, um, that you might have 00:46:27.077 --> 00:46:29.287 a room for me and my little girl here. 00:46:29.496 --> 00:46:30.997 Oh, well, let me check on that. 00:46:32.749 --> 00:46:34.349 Is that a purple heart? Was she wounded? 00:46:37.379 --> 00:46:38.880 Yes, she was. 00:46:39.506 --> 00:46:41.424 Aw. Thank you for your service. 00:46:46.054 --> 00:46:47.931 What did I say? Right when we walked in, 00:46:48.014 --> 00:46:50.392 I said that, "never in history 00:46:50.475 --> 00:46:51.935 has a blind veteran and his hero dog 00:46:52.018 --> 00:46:54.604 walked into a hotel and not gotten a free room." 00:46:54.688 --> 00:46:55.897 And why did I say that? 00:46:56.606 --> 00:46:58.126 Why did I say that happens every time? 00:46:58.942 --> 00:46:59.859 Oh, you're right. 00:46:59.943 --> 00:47:02.946 Freedom. That is why that happens. [Chuckles] 00:47:03.029 --> 00:47:04.280 Who's a genius? 00:47:04.531 --> 00:47:06.449 What... what's your... what's your deal? 00:47:07.325 --> 00:47:08.868 Why are you... are you hot? 00:47:09.244 --> 00:47:10.245 Do you want water? 00:47:12.080 --> 00:47:16.126 Let's get this vest off you. Come on, get up, get up. 00:47:16.209 --> 00:47:17.419 Up! Come on. 00:47:19.504 --> 00:47:21.423 Oh, man, you stink. 00:47:21.506 --> 00:47:22.757 Okay, dog, here. 00:47:22.841 --> 00:47:23.967 Come on, let's get in. 00:47:24.092 --> 00:47:25.135 The water's fine. 00:47:25.760 --> 00:47:27.178 Come here. Come on. Let's go. 00:47:27.804 --> 00:47:29.139 Let's go. Come here. 00:47:29.431 --> 00:47:32.517 Come, come, come here. Get in the tub. 00:47:33.393 --> 00:47:34.602 Come on, come on. 00:47:35.729 --> 00:47:36.729 Okay. 00:47:40.984 --> 00:47:43.194 [In a soft voice] You good little nugget. 00:47:43.987 --> 00:47:45.947 Such a good little nugget. 00:47:46.698 --> 00:47:48.408 Come on, little nugget. 00:47:48.616 --> 00:47:51.327 Come on, now get in the nugget bath. 00:47:51.703 --> 00:47:52.954 Good girl, come on. 00:47:53.663 --> 00:47:55.623 Come on. You're okay. 00:47:55.707 --> 00:47:57.267 - I'll dip you like a nugget. - [Whines] 00:47:57.917 --> 00:48:00.170 I don't want to kill you. Mmm-mmm. 00:48:00.962 --> 00:48:03.131 Yeah, good girl. Good girl. 00:48:03.256 --> 00:48:04.799 Good girl. Come on. Come on. 00:48:04.966 --> 00:48:06.926 Come on, yeah! Get in. Come on, come on. 00:48:07.052 --> 00:48:08.320 - [Barking] - No, no, no, come here. 00:48:08.344 --> 00:48:09.530 Come here, come here, come here. 00:48:09.554 --> 00:48:11.139 It's all nice and warm. 00:48:11.222 --> 00:48:13.558 It's all nice and warm. Yes, it is. 00:48:13.892 --> 00:48:14.893 Yes, it is! 00:48:15.393 --> 00:48:20.106 We went through four bath bombs, bath salts. 00:48:20.190 --> 00:48:22.609 Should I call down to the spa and get us a slot down there 00:48:22.692 --> 00:48:24.944 for a doggy massage? Yeah? 00:48:26.404 --> 00:48:27.465 You're definitely not the girl 00:48:27.489 --> 00:48:30.033 I thought I'd be in the tub with, but, hey, 00:48:31.076 --> 00:48:34.245 you know, I'll take what I can get at this point, I guess. 00:48:34.412 --> 00:48:35.413 All right. 00:48:35.872 --> 00:48:37.749 Last bit, all right? 00:48:38.792 --> 00:48:39.793 There we go. 00:48:41.711 --> 00:48:44.339 - [Doorbell rings] - One second. One minute. 00:48:44.422 --> 00:48:45.507 Hold on, I'm coming. 00:48:47.967 --> 00:48:49.094 Yes, one second. 00:48:50.386 --> 00:48:53.473 Um, one second, yes. 00:48:53.640 --> 00:48:54.933 Coming. 00:48:55.642 --> 00:48:57.453 [Waiter] Good evening, sir. Here with the room service. 00:48:57.477 --> 00:48:58.837 - Good evening. - Oh, good evening. 00:48:58.895 --> 00:49:00.164 - May I come in, please? - Yes, please. 00:49:00.188 --> 00:49:01.290 All right. I can take the door. 00:49:01.314 --> 00:49:04.442 So we have one rib eye, medium rare, 00:49:04.526 --> 00:49:06.111 and one Indian samosas. 00:49:06.236 --> 00:49:07.403 - Anything else? - No. 00:49:07.487 --> 00:49:09.127 - Everything looks shipshape. - All right. 00:49:09.197 --> 00:49:10.957 - Thank you very much. - Have a good evening. 00:49:12.659 --> 00:49:13.952 [Door closes] 00:49:14.327 --> 00:49:16.371 [Laughing] 00:49:17.372 --> 00:49:20.208 Hey, dog, you should see this guy's face. 00:49:20.291 --> 00:49:22.335 [Chuckles] Hey! No! 00:49:22.418 --> 00:49:23.711 Get off! Get off there! 00:49:24.045 --> 00:49:25.213 Don't do it! Stop! 00:49:25.296 --> 00:49:26.714 No! No! You... 00:49:27.340 --> 00:49:29.843 Okay. You know what? I didn't even care anyways. 00:49:29.926 --> 00:49:31.526 That was your bed. 'Cause I'm going out. 00:49:45.775 --> 00:49:47.485 Do I look like 200k a year or what? 00:49:48.403 --> 00:49:51.823 Look at you, sitting on the couch, looking all cute. 00:49:51.948 --> 00:49:53.217 Why didn't you tell me all I had to do was just 00:49:53.241 --> 00:49:54.993 turn on the TV and put your greatest hits on 00:49:55.076 --> 00:49:56.828 of you mauling people, to get you to relax? 00:49:57.412 --> 00:49:59.247 [Chuckles] You narcissist. 00:49:59.330 --> 00:50:00.930 What happened, no go on the Indian food? 00:50:01.749 --> 00:50:03.229 I told you, you can't trust psychics. 00:50:03.793 --> 00:50:05.086 But don't you worry. 00:50:05.587 --> 00:50:07.046 I got exactly what you want. 00:50:07.672 --> 00:50:11.467 Dry-aged, marbled-on-the-bone beautifulness. Ready? 00:50:13.136 --> 00:50:15.096 Take it, savor it. Come on. 00:50:16.848 --> 00:50:19.088 You don't have to be scared. Just take it out of my hand. 00:50:20.643 --> 00:50:21.644 Whatever. 00:50:26.649 --> 00:50:28.151 Do not do anything stupid. 00:50:29.110 --> 00:50:31.613 [Whines] 00:50:39.037 --> 00:50:40.038 What? 00:50:40.246 --> 00:50:42.040 - [Whines] - Hell, no. 00:50:42.123 --> 00:50:43.517 Oh, you think you're coming with me? 00:50:43.541 --> 00:50:45.461 - Do you think I forgot about Portland? - [Barks] 00:50:46.794 --> 00:50:48.254 I'll never forget about Portland. 00:50:48.338 --> 00:50:49.589 -Eveh -[Barking] 00:50:49.756 --> 00:50:50.924 Go lay back down. 00:50:51.216 --> 00:50:52.216 [Barking] 00:50:52.383 --> 00:50:53.384 You asked for the bed, 00:50:53.468 --> 00:50:54.708 I got you the bed. Go lay down. 00:50:55.470 --> 00:50:56.470 - [Door closes] - [Whines] 00:50:57.722 --> 00:51:01.142 Hey, no, no! 00:51:03.394 --> 00:51:06.064 - [Lulu barks] - Hey, dog, no! 00:51:14.030 --> 00:51:18.034 [Door thudding] 00:51:21.621 --> 00:51:24.040 You're a first-class moron, you know that? 00:51:38.638 --> 00:51:40.265 [Briggs inhales deeply] 00:51:40.807 --> 00:51:41.849 [Briggs] Mmm. 00:51:42.517 --> 00:51:44.852 You smell that, girl? Money. 00:51:46.229 --> 00:51:48.022 Congratulations, by the way. 00:51:48.606 --> 00:51:49.857 - Thank you. - Thanks. 00:51:59.617 --> 00:52:01.244 - Oh, I am so sorry. - Sir, pardon me. 00:52:01.327 --> 00:52:03.487 - [Briggs] I'm... you okay? - [Callan] Yes, Mr. Briggs. 00:52:03.955 --> 00:52:05.748 - Of course, yeah. - Wait, I know that voice. 00:52:05.832 --> 00:52:08.584 - Wait. Who's that? - Uh, we met at the front desk. 00:52:08.668 --> 00:52:09.728 - [Briggs] Oh, the... yes. - Callan. 00:52:09.752 --> 00:52:11.671 Yes, Callan, the front desk angel. 00:52:11.754 --> 00:52:13.314 I'm looking for a place to eat tonight. 00:52:13.339 --> 00:52:14.942 - Oh, there are... - Any good recommendations? 00:52:14.966 --> 00:52:17.760 [Callan] Yes, there's a fantastic oyster bar down at the embarcadero. 00:52:17.844 --> 00:52:18.845 [Briggs] I love oysters. 00:52:18.928 --> 00:52:20.531 They really, you know, heighten the senses. 00:52:20.555 --> 00:52:21.824 - [Lulu barks] - What time do you get off? 00:52:21.848 --> 00:52:22.890 Uh, I'm off at 7:00. 00:52:22.974 --> 00:52:24.559 7:00? What time is it now? 00:52:24.642 --> 00:52:26.936 Oh, no, no. No, no, no! Dog! 00:52:27.145 --> 00:52:28.688 Come here, dog! No, dog! 00:52:28.771 --> 00:52:30.440 - Dog, no! - [Woman exclaims] 00:52:30.523 --> 00:52:31.723 [Briggs] Watch out, watch out. 00:52:33.359 --> 00:52:36.529 Dog! No, no, dog! No, dog! 00:52:36.612 --> 00:52:38.406 Dog, dog, no, no, no! Move! 00:52:41.284 --> 00:52:42.827 No, no! No, no, no, no! 00:52:44.787 --> 00:52:45.997 Get off! 00:52:46.414 --> 00:52:47.415 Get off. 00:52:49.542 --> 00:52:50.585 [Man grunts] 00:52:50.668 --> 00:52:52.062 [Callan] Oh. Take your time, take your time. 00:52:52.086 --> 00:52:53.004 Are you okay? 00:52:53.087 --> 00:52:54.339 [Callan] Somebody get a doctor. 00:52:54.505 --> 00:52:55.590 I'm so sorry. 00:52:56.424 --> 00:52:57.424 [Stammering] 00:52:57.508 --> 00:52:58.801 [Dog barking] 00:53:00.219 --> 00:53:01.596 [Briggs] No! 00:53:02.055 --> 00:53:03.157 [Callan] You all right? Take it easy, take it easy. 00:53:03.181 --> 00:53:06.267 - [Man groaning] - Okay. Here we go, here we go. 00:53:09.729 --> 00:53:12.231 Oh, my god, I can... I can see. 00:53:13.608 --> 00:53:16.235 I can see. Guys, I can see! 00:53:21.032 --> 00:53:24.243 Hey, hey! Hey! 00:53:24.327 --> 00:53:27.121 [Officer] So you were impersonating a blind man 00:53:27.205 --> 00:53:29.749 as part of a seeing eye dog training exercise? 00:53:30.375 --> 00:53:31.959 [Briggs] Yep, that's right. 00:53:32.126 --> 00:53:35.671 When suddenly, uh, unbeknownst to you, 00:53:35.755 --> 00:53:38.383 um, your dog broke free from your grasp, 00:53:38.466 --> 00:53:40.259 sprinted the entire length of the lobby 00:53:40.343 --> 00:53:42.343 - and muzzle struck the victim? - [Briggs] Correct. 00:53:42.387 --> 00:53:43.864 [Officer] And you've never seen this dog exhibit 00:53:43.888 --> 00:53:45.807 any type of aggressive behavior before this? 00:53:45.890 --> 00:53:48.768 Never. Never. She usually... She loves people. 00:53:48.851 --> 00:53:51.145 It's out of her character. I really don't understand it. 00:53:51.229 --> 00:53:52.522 Man, honestly, I'm in shock. 00:53:52.605 --> 00:53:53.605 [Clicks tongue] Yeah. 00:53:55.149 --> 00:53:56.627 Is there anything else you want to add? 00:53:56.651 --> 00:53:57.944 How is the guy? Is he all right? 00:53:58.069 --> 00:53:59.320 - Yeah. - He seemed okay. 00:53:59.404 --> 00:54:00.631 Well, we're gonna be contacting 00:54:00.655 --> 00:54:02.532 Dr. Al-farid in the morning. 00:54:03.116 --> 00:54:05.493 He wants to press charges. We'll take it from there. 00:54:05.576 --> 00:54:08.121 Until then, you just sit tight. 00:54:08.287 --> 00:54:10.331 [Briggs] Cool, and the dog? Dog's okay? 00:54:10.415 --> 00:54:11.475 [Officer] We're gonna have to check 00:54:11.499 --> 00:54:12.768 with animal control on that one. 00:54:12.792 --> 00:54:14.168 Okay. So when do I get her back? 00:54:14.252 --> 00:54:16.212 Do I have to post bail or whatever? 00:54:16.295 --> 00:54:19.048 Post bail? Buddy, it is Friday night. 00:54:19.132 --> 00:54:21.634 Judge is not back until Monday A.M. 00:54:21.717 --> 00:54:25.054 And I am required to keep all suspects 00:54:25.263 --> 00:54:27.181 in possible hate crimes in my custody. 00:54:27.265 --> 00:54:28.516 Hate crime? 00:54:28.599 --> 00:54:30.244 Now, don't start with me. Take it to city hall. 00:54:30.268 --> 00:54:31.578 Who said anything about a hate crime? Wait, wait, wait. 00:54:31.602 --> 00:54:33.722 Hold on a second. Okay. All right. Let me... let me... 00:54:34.021 --> 00:54:35.189 Let me level with you, man. 00:54:36.399 --> 00:54:37.942 Okay? I was an army ranger. 00:54:38.901 --> 00:54:41.028 That dog's handler was my buddy, and he passed. 00:54:41.112 --> 00:54:44.031 I got to take her down to his funeral in Arizona on Sunday. 00:54:44.115 --> 00:54:46.701 I got a gold star family that's just depending on me 00:54:46.784 --> 00:54:47.869 to get her there. 00:54:48.286 --> 00:54:49.346 All right? Now I'll be back here 00:54:49.370 --> 00:54:51.038 first thing Monday morning. I promise. 00:54:51.289 --> 00:54:52.808 I just... I got to... I got to get her 00:54:52.832 --> 00:54:53.833 and I got to go tonight. 00:54:56.335 --> 00:54:57.420 You were an army ranger? 00:54:57.503 --> 00:54:58.504 Yeah. 00:54:58.838 --> 00:55:00.089 [Chuckles] 00:55:01.174 --> 00:55:02.675 Why the hell didn't you say so? 00:55:03.885 --> 00:55:05.070 - I'm sorry. - Instead of puttin' me through 00:55:05.094 --> 00:55:07.263 20 minutes of that ray Charles bullshit. 00:55:07.472 --> 00:55:09.265 Huh? I was in the 202nd. 00:55:09.348 --> 00:55:10.659 Hey, buddy, I gotta tell you something. 00:55:10.683 --> 00:55:11.763 And I gotta level with you. 00:55:11.809 --> 00:55:13.644 You going into that hotel lobby, 00:55:13.728 --> 00:55:15.646 with that damn cane and those glasses, man. 00:55:15.730 --> 00:55:17.857 You army rangers, you've got balls of steel. 00:55:17.940 --> 00:55:19.460 - No. It was stupid. - I'm a huge fan, seriously. 00:55:19.484 --> 00:55:20.544 Hey, I gotta ask you something, 00:55:20.568 --> 00:55:21.652 on the real, on the real. 00:55:23.154 --> 00:55:25.314 You sent that little beast for that raghead, didn't ya? 00:55:26.449 --> 00:55:27.283 What? 00:55:27.366 --> 00:55:29.261 Get a little payback for what they took from us, right? 00:55:29.285 --> 00:55:30.495 - Right? - No. I... no, 00:55:30.578 --> 00:55:32.181 - definitely, I didn't do that. - Come on. Don't worry, man. 00:55:32.205 --> 00:55:34.207 My lips are sealed. I'm not gonna say nothing. 00:55:34.540 --> 00:55:36.626 And us 31 alphas, we keep it tight. 00:55:36.709 --> 00:55:37.793 - You know? - Alpha 31s? 00:55:37.877 --> 00:55:40.004 Yeah, we looked out for you badasses real good. 00:55:40.671 --> 00:55:42.590 Out by the front gate, right? 00:55:43.216 --> 00:55:44.342 Oh, you were an mp. 00:55:44.425 --> 00:55:45.593 - Damn right. - Right. 00:55:45.676 --> 00:55:46.844 What are you implying? 00:55:47.094 --> 00:55:49.347 Oh, no, no, I'm not implying anything. 00:55:50.014 --> 00:55:51.474 No, I mean, we... 00:55:52.016 --> 00:55:54.810 You mps, man, you guys got a hard job. 00:55:55.603 --> 00:55:57.243 I never slept better knowing that you guys 00:55:57.271 --> 00:55:59.106 were out there at the guardhouse, 00:55:59.190 --> 00:56:00.566 on the wall, watching over us. 00:56:00.733 --> 00:56:02.068 Yeah, I appreciate that, brother. 00:56:02.652 --> 00:56:04.171 Yeah, I appreciate it too that you're not like 00:56:04.195 --> 00:56:06.030 all those other army rangers that I've met. 00:56:06.489 --> 00:56:07.591 You know, with the long beards 00:56:07.615 --> 00:56:09.408 flowing in the wind, like they were Moses? 00:56:10.076 --> 00:56:13.871 The car going right by the front gate, not showin' an ID, 00:56:13.955 --> 00:56:16.165 flipping us off, "thank you for your service." 00:56:16.499 --> 00:56:17.726 Yeah, you're not one of those guys, are you? 00:56:17.750 --> 00:56:19.001 - No, I... - No, no, no. 00:56:19.085 --> 00:56:20.395 - No, I definitely... - You know what? 00:56:20.419 --> 00:56:22.421 I buy that. You know what else I buy? 00:56:22.588 --> 00:56:27.343 White military guy sics his dog on a Muslim doctor 00:56:27.426 --> 00:56:30.179 in the heart of woke-ing class america. 00:56:30.263 --> 00:56:31.383 [Briggs] Man, don't do this. 00:56:31.764 --> 00:56:33.849 Don't do this. Just let me get my dog and go. 00:56:33.933 --> 00:56:35.560 Oh, now it's your dog! 00:56:37.478 --> 00:56:38.771 Sleep tight, bitch. 00:56:39.564 --> 00:56:41.607 - [Sighs] - [Door closes] 00:56:46.487 --> 00:56:47.488 [Man] Briggs? 00:56:48.656 --> 00:56:49.656 [Knocking] 00:56:50.241 --> 00:56:51.909 [Man] Rise and shine. Line-up time. 00:56:52.285 --> 00:56:53.285 [Ears ringing] 00:56:57.206 --> 00:56:58.416 Step to the left. 00:57:00.751 --> 00:57:02.461 Really? A line-up? It's like... 00:57:03.254 --> 00:57:04.130 It's me, right? 00:57:04.213 --> 00:57:05.798 [Man] Everybody, step to your right. 00:57:06.591 --> 00:57:09.051 What are we doing? Did you guys even have dogs? 00:57:10.052 --> 00:57:11.387 He seems like a cat guy. 00:57:11.470 --> 00:57:12.471 Quiet, number three. 00:57:12.555 --> 00:57:13.699 We all know it was me, right? 00:57:13.723 --> 00:57:14.724 Yes, it was him. 00:57:15.391 --> 00:57:16.392 Face fonnard. 00:57:17.184 --> 00:57:18.185 It's him. 00:57:18.603 --> 00:57:19.604 I got it. Thank you, sir. 00:57:20.187 --> 00:57:22.648 Can I... can I just, like... You know what? 00:57:22.732 --> 00:57:24.442 I'm just gonna confess. How about that? 00:57:24.525 --> 00:57:25.651 Step back, number three. 00:57:25.735 --> 00:57:27.945 No, I'm sorry. Can I confess? Is that, like, a thing? 00:57:28.029 --> 00:57:29.488 Man, I've got lunch. 00:57:29.572 --> 00:57:30.948 It was my fault. I don't... 00:57:31.032 --> 00:57:32.408 Look, my dog, 00:57:32.658 --> 00:57:35.369 she was just doing what she was trained to do. 00:57:35.494 --> 00:57:37.246 And unfortunately, she was trained 00:57:37.330 --> 00:57:40.416 to attack guys that look like Dr. Al-farid. 00:57:40.499 --> 00:57:41.852 All right, that's enough, number three. 00:57:41.876 --> 00:57:42.877 Wait, let him speak. 00:57:42.960 --> 00:57:44.560 There. But I'm sorry, that is the truth. 00:57:44.587 --> 00:57:46.422 She served seven years, eight deployments, 00:57:46.505 --> 00:57:49.175 but she did save more people than you can count. 00:57:49.300 --> 00:57:50.760 I'm not some racist piece of shit, 00:57:50.843 --> 00:57:52.988 but I 'ii confess to whatever it is that you want me to 00:57:53.012 --> 00:57:54.639 or do whatever you want me to, 00:57:54.722 --> 00:57:56.515 as long as someone promises me 00:57:56.599 --> 00:57:59.352 that they will get her to that funeral this Sunday. 00:57:59.477 --> 00:58:01.312 Is that a deal that I can make? 00:58:03.230 --> 00:58:04.857 [Man scoffs] Give me a break. 00:58:05.024 --> 00:58:06.317 All right. Take him out of here. 00:58:06.442 --> 00:58:08.527 - Really? Nothing. - [Man] Next group in five. 00:58:08.611 --> 00:58:09.612 That's it? 00:58:10.237 --> 00:58:11.447 [Man] Hold on, number three. 00:58:18.245 --> 00:58:20.247 So you impersonated a blind man 00:58:20.331 --> 00:58:21.832 just to get a free hotel room? 00:58:23.501 --> 00:58:25.211 Yeah, yeah, I did. 00:58:25.294 --> 00:58:27.296 Um, there was a psychic 00:58:27.380 --> 00:58:28.798 and she said that she wanted... 00:58:28.881 --> 00:58:30.758 My dog wanted a mat... Like, a comfy mattress. 00:58:30.841 --> 00:58:32.051 And some... never mind. 00:58:32.134 --> 00:58:33.636 It's... it's insane. 00:58:35.888 --> 00:58:37.181 It is insane. 00:58:37.932 --> 00:58:40.601 And if you want my non-clinical opinion, so are you. 00:58:42.228 --> 00:58:43.354 Yeah, that's... that's fair. 00:58:45.272 --> 00:58:48.150 But the more I sit with it, it's even more insane to 00:58:48.693 --> 00:58:51.570 leave my practice and fly back from Boston 00:58:51.654 --> 00:58:53.197 just to prosecute a veteran 00:58:53.656 --> 00:58:55.282 trying to get his dog to a funeral. 00:58:57.993 --> 00:58:59.704 Just promise, when it's all done, 00:58:59.787 --> 00:59:01.372 you'll seek professional help. 00:59:03.708 --> 00:59:05.000 I... yes, sir. 00:59:06.544 --> 00:59:08.796 - Salaam. - Salaam. 00:59:13.718 --> 00:59:15.136 ["The gambler" playing] 00:59:15.928 --> 00:59:18.556 [Man singing] On a warm summer's evening 00:59:19.140 --> 00:59:22.184 [Briggs] Hey, what's up, dog? 00:59:22.309 --> 00:59:24.812 - What's up? How're you doing? - [Lulu panting] 00:59:25.396 --> 00:59:27.565 Never thought I'd be this excited to see you. 00:59:27.732 --> 00:59:29.108 Has she always panted so much? 00:59:29.358 --> 00:59:31.986 Yeah, she runs... she runs hot, I guess, like me. 00:59:32.153 --> 00:59:33.571 She's not hot. 00:59:33.696 --> 00:59:35.448 That's anxiety. It comes from trauma. 00:59:36.198 --> 00:59:37.300 You know, she tried to bite my colleague 00:59:37.324 --> 00:59:38.924 when he lightly touched her on the ears. 00:59:39.493 --> 00:59:41.871 Either take responsibility for her or find someone who will. 00:59:41.954 --> 00:59:43.456 Okay, thank you. 00:59:43.873 --> 00:59:45.058 [Man singing] Knowin' what the cards were 00:59:45.082 --> 00:59:47.209 by the way they held their eyes 00:59:47.460 --> 00:59:49.628 so if you don't mind my sayin' 00:59:50.337 --> 00:59:52.298 you're ready to get out of here? 00:59:53.299 --> 00:59:55.968 Your personal effects. Dismissed. 00:59:57.094 --> 00:59:58.763 As in, get out of my face. 00:59:59.513 --> 01:00:02.308 Did you hear the nice man? We should get out of his face. 01:00:02.558 --> 01:00:03.559 Come on. 01:00:06.228 --> 01:00:09.982 Oh, and, officer, thank you for your service, bitch. 01:00:14.403 --> 01:00:15.404 Come on. 01:00:15.613 --> 01:00:16.655 Yeah, keep walking. 01:00:18.532 --> 01:00:19.742 What are you looking at? 01:00:21.035 --> 01:00:23.287 [Singing] You got to know when to hold 'em 01:00:23.370 --> 01:00:24.497 when to hold 'em 01:00:24.580 --> 01:00:26.165 know when to fold 'em 01:00:26.248 --> 01:00:27.249 when to fold 'em 01:00:27.333 --> 01:00:29.210 know when to walk away 01:00:30.920 --> 01:00:32.640 you're a very photogenic dog, you know that? 01:00:33.589 --> 01:00:34.590 You look like a hero. 01:00:34.882 --> 01:00:37.051 [Man singing] When you're sittin' at the table 01:00:37.134 --> 01:00:38.928 there 'ii be time enough for countin' 01:00:39.220 --> 01:00:40.971 why didn't you tell me you had a brother? 01:00:41.055 --> 01:00:42.306 And he lives in Los Angeles. 01:00:42.431 --> 01:00:43.825 We got something in common, me and you. 01:00:43.849 --> 01:00:45.726 I got family in that godforsaken city. 01:00:48.771 --> 01:00:50.648 You know what? I'll make you a deal. 01:00:51.482 --> 01:00:53.168 You don't do anything all psychotic on this trip, 01:00:53.192 --> 01:00:55.861 and we make good time, we can go see him. 01:00:56.904 --> 01:01:00.074 Maybe, okay? Is that... is that a deal? 01:01:00.241 --> 01:01:01.909 Shake? [Chuckles] 01:01:02.743 --> 01:01:04.703 Shake. You shook on it. 01:01:06.997 --> 01:01:08.624 Okay, deal. 01:01:08.707 --> 01:01:10.876 Jesus Christ. All right. 01:01:12.169 --> 01:01:15.381 [Man singing] But in his final words I found an ace that I could keep 01:01:15.506 --> 01:01:16.666 [Briggs] All right, let's go. 01:01:16.841 --> 01:01:19.552 [Man singing] You've got to know when to hold 'em 01:01:20.594 --> 01:01:22.471 know when to fold 'em 01:01:23.597 --> 01:01:27.768 know when to walk away and know when to run 01:01:27.977 --> 01:01:33.065 you never count your money when you're sittin' at the table 01:01:33.148 --> 01:01:38.612 there 'ii be time enough for countin' when the dealin's done 01:01:42.700 --> 01:01:44.118 [inaudible] 01:01:52.793 --> 01:01:54.128 Okay, game time. 01:01:55.129 --> 01:01:56.729 Look, if I'm spending too long in there, 01:01:56.797 --> 01:01:58.233 you have full permission to go psychotic, 01:01:58.257 --> 01:01:59.633 like usual, and I'll come out. 01:02:03.345 --> 01:02:05.505 Jacket or no jacket? I feel like the jacket's too much. 01:02:05.556 --> 01:02:06.700 What am I doing talking to you? 01:02:06.724 --> 01:02:07.808 [Car door opens] 01:02:09.768 --> 01:02:10.936 [Car door closes] 01:02:16.191 --> 01:02:17.860 [Lulu barking] 01:02:25.242 --> 01:02:28.329 [Sam] Mommy, curious George turned off. 01:02:28.454 --> 01:02:30.581 [Niki] Okay, sweetie. I'll be right there, okay? 01:02:37.755 --> 01:02:39.340 [Sam] Mommy, who's there? 01:02:42.551 --> 01:02:45.262 [Niki] Uh, it's just one of mommy's friends. 01:02:45.429 --> 01:02:47.056 Go to my room, 01:02:47.139 --> 01:02:49.558 I'll bring your pasta in a few minutes, okay? 01:03:21.799 --> 01:03:23.759 [Lulu whining] 01:03:32.977 --> 01:03:34.353 [Briggs sighs] 01:03:47.533 --> 01:03:49.493 Well, you want it? You got it. 01:03:53.789 --> 01:03:56.625 Okay, dog, I tried my family, let's try yours. 01:04:11.682 --> 01:04:12.558 [Barking] 01:04:12.641 --> 01:04:13.559 What? 01:04:13.642 --> 01:04:16.162 Look, if your brother ain't here, we are definitely not waiting. 01:04:16.186 --> 01:04:17.312 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 01:04:17.396 --> 01:04:18.397 No, no, no, no, no. 01:04:18.480 --> 01:04:19.606 - [Noah] Nuke! - Hey, Noah. 01:04:19.690 --> 01:04:23.068 - I'm sorry to barge in, man. - Lulu, is that you? 01:04:23.193 --> 01:04:25.529 I'm one of Riley's old teammates, and I figured, you know, 01:04:25.654 --> 01:04:26.780 I'd let her see her brother. 01:04:27.823 --> 01:04:29.533 - Watch her... - I know, I know. 01:04:29.616 --> 01:04:31.910 She's sensitive on the ears, aren't you, girl? 01:04:31.994 --> 01:04:34.079 Good girl. Hey. 01:04:34.371 --> 01:04:35.789 Yeah. 01:04:36.373 --> 01:04:37.875 You give hugs now, really? 01:04:37.958 --> 01:04:39.960 [Noah] Oh, yeah. Lulu gives the best hugs. 01:04:40.044 --> 01:04:41.545 You've never had a Lulu hug? 01:04:41.628 --> 01:04:43.714 No, we don't... we don't... We don't exactly hug. 01:04:44.923 --> 01:04:46.216 You a medium or a large? 01:04:47.092 --> 01:04:49.487 - Are you bitching out on me? - No, I'm not bitching out on you. 01:04:49.511 --> 01:04:51.271 She's been wanting to kill me for three days. 01:04:52.514 --> 01:04:53.432 - [Lulu barking] - Come on, let's go. 01:04:53.515 --> 01:04:54.835 Give it to me, come on, let's go. 01:04:54.892 --> 01:04:57.978 [Noah] Stay calm. You're having fun. This is fun. 01:04:58.395 --> 01:05:01.023 Oh, having fun? Just look at her. She wants to murder me. 01:05:01.106 --> 01:05:02.375 - [Noah] Relax. - [Briggs] This isn't fun. 01:05:02.399 --> 01:05:03.626 - [Noah] Relax. - [Briggs] Come on, come on. 01:05:03.650 --> 01:05:05.736 Come on, we'll make it fun. 01:05:05.819 --> 01:05:08.864 It's fun. Take a little piece. Take a little piece. I know you like it. 01:05:08.989 --> 01:05:10.324 I know you want it. 01:05:11.241 --> 01:05:12.159 [Barking] 01:05:12.242 --> 01:05:13.911 Remind me again why we want her to bite. 01:05:14.078 --> 01:05:16.914 She doesn't know what war is. For her, it's just work. 01:05:17.081 --> 01:05:19.291 You've got to show her that work can be fun again, 01:05:19.374 --> 01:05:21.126 nothing bad is going to happen, okay? 01:05:21.210 --> 01:05:22.503 That's how you make a bond. 01:05:22.711 --> 01:05:24.088 I don't need to make a bond, okay? 01:05:24.171 --> 01:05:26.006 I just... what, am I not fun enough for you? 01:05:26.090 --> 01:05:27.091 - You're fun. - Come on. 01:05:27.174 --> 01:05:29.444 - Just hold your arm up a bit higher. - It's up, man. Take it. 01:05:29.468 --> 01:05:30.677 Come on, just get it. 01:05:30.761 --> 01:05:33.889 - Good boy, nuke. Good boy! - Good boy. 01:05:33.972 --> 01:05:35.724 Let him know this is love your chew toy, 01:05:35.808 --> 01:05:37.118 - this is fun. - [Briggs whimpers] 01:05:37.142 --> 01:05:39.770 Good boy, nuke. Good boy. 01:05:39.853 --> 01:05:43.107 [Briggs] So you're telling me that nuke was just as messed up as Lulu. 01:05:43.357 --> 01:05:45.609 I'd been working every day for six months 01:05:45.692 --> 01:05:48.362 before I convinced the army to let me adopt him out. 01:05:48.445 --> 01:05:49.655 Thought we'd never get there. 01:05:50.489 --> 01:05:52.908 Now we trust nuke to babysit. 01:05:53.033 --> 01:05:54.243 Kids, burgers! 01:05:54.368 --> 01:05:55.368 Shit. 01:06:00.791 --> 01:06:02.668 [Girl] Daddy, was this on the ground? 01:06:02.751 --> 01:06:05.170 - No. - [Girl] You're lying. I saw it fall. 01:06:05.295 --> 01:06:08.382 Baby, I dropped it into my hand, okay? It's fine. You're fine. 01:06:08.465 --> 01:06:10.259 - [Girl grunts in frustration] - Oh. 01:06:12.427 --> 01:06:13.427 Saturdays. 01:06:15.764 --> 01:06:18.535 I can barely take care of the dogs. I don't know how you're doing all this. 01:06:18.559 --> 01:06:19.768 Yeah, I get it. 01:06:20.435 --> 01:06:24.064 Nuke was about all I could handle, but when he stopped struggling, 01:06:24.148 --> 01:06:26.942 that's when I realized maybe I could stop struggling too, you know? 01:06:29.403 --> 01:06:31.283 [Briggs] Do you think Riley could've fixed Lulu? 01:06:31.780 --> 01:06:33.949 [Noah] Not by keeping her in the fight, no. 01:06:34.658 --> 01:06:37.619 You gotta know when to hang 'em up or check out, I guess. 01:06:39.163 --> 01:06:41.748 Well, sometimes rangers just find a way to die, man. 01:06:44.376 --> 01:06:46.086 [Noah] Give Riley's mom a big hug. 01:06:46.211 --> 01:06:48.964 They didn't talk much, I know, but she meant a lot to him. 01:06:49.047 --> 01:06:50.716 Yeah, I will, man. 01:06:52.759 --> 01:06:58.515 Oh, come on. No! Shit! You gotta be kidding me. 01:06:59.391 --> 01:07:02.144 No, it's a real nice neighborhood you got here, man. 01:07:03.478 --> 01:07:05.939 They got all my shit. They got Riley's shit. 01:07:06.023 --> 01:07:07.608 They got my meds. 01:07:07.774 --> 01:07:08.775 Well, that's good. 01:07:08.859 --> 01:07:10.619 At least I can give his parents his dog tags. 01:07:11.195 --> 01:07:13.447 Oh, good. They left your unicorn. 01:07:13.989 --> 01:07:16.533 - [Lulu barks] - Lulu, Lulu, here. 01:07:17.993 --> 01:07:19.203 Seek. 01:07:19.411 --> 01:07:20.411 [Lulu sniffing] 01:07:20.454 --> 01:07:21.955 [Noah] Yeah, Lulu, go, seek. 01:07:25.834 --> 01:07:27.544 - Good boy. - [Briggs] Lulu, seek. 01:07:28.921 --> 01:07:30.422 Seek, seek. 01:07:32.382 --> 01:07:33.550 What's in here? 01:07:34.468 --> 01:07:35.778 Oh, yeah. There we go. There we go. 01:07:35.802 --> 01:07:37.638 Good boy, nuke. Good boy. 01:07:37.721 --> 01:07:41.141 Okay, okay. Come on, nuke. Come, nuke. Nuke. Seek. 01:07:42.309 --> 01:07:44.019 I guess we're going in the right direction. 01:07:44.102 --> 01:07:45.187 Seek, seek. 01:07:45.687 --> 01:07:48.440 - Seek, seek. - [Noah] Yes, baby, yes. 01:07:48.565 --> 01:07:52.361 Put the water on, I'm sure it's boiling. Yes, Pesto is fine. 01:07:52.527 --> 01:07:54.447 We're... I'm just showing my buddy the boardwalk. 01:07:54.488 --> 01:07:56.531 Sorry, Tiffany, I just wanted to see the piers. 01:07:56.615 --> 01:07:58.700 [Noah] Yes, okay. We'll be back soon, okay? 01:07:58.784 --> 01:07:59.785 [Briggs] Seek. 01:08:01.453 --> 01:08:02.955 - Nuke! - [Woman] Oh, hey! 01:08:04.957 --> 01:08:07.334 Yeah, Lulu, go, go, seek. 01:08:09.670 --> 01:08:11.296 Seek, seek. 01:08:11.421 --> 01:08:13.632 [Noah]Justdontlethergo. Seek, nuke. 01:08:15.133 --> 01:08:17.552 Seek. Seek, nuke. 01:08:22.516 --> 01:08:25.394 Seek, seek, seek. 01:08:25.852 --> 01:08:28.855 Find it, nuke. Find it. 01:08:32.651 --> 01:08:34.111 - [Man 1] Hey! Hey! - [Noah] Seek. 01:08:34.403 --> 01:08:35.862 [Man 2] Joe! Shut the hell up. 01:08:37.948 --> 01:08:41.410 [Briggs] Seek, seek. 01:08:42.869 --> 01:08:44.162 Seek. Seek. 01:08:46.623 --> 01:08:47.624 Seek. 01:08:50.252 --> 01:08:51.420 Seek. 01:08:52.212 --> 01:08:54.464 - [Barking] - Yeah, yeah, she found it, she found it. 01:08:56.049 --> 01:08:58.218 - [Noah] Good boy, nuke. - [Briggs] Yeah, this is it. 01:08:58.385 --> 01:09:01.763 Yeah, yeah, it's my shit. It's just everywhere. 01:09:02.180 --> 01:09:04.891 These crackheads are probably snorting my migraine meds right now. 01:09:07.602 --> 01:09:10.689 Yeah, most of Riley's shit's here. His book's here. 01:09:12.065 --> 01:09:15.027 Hey, what is this shit, man? This is private property. 01:09:15.110 --> 01:09:16.296 - Oh, is it? That's yours? - Yeah. 01:09:16.320 --> 01:09:18.530 - All right, Jackson, let's go. - Your name's Rodriguez? 01:09:18.613 --> 01:09:20.615 Man, I'm a United States army veteran, man. 01:09:20.699 --> 01:09:22.034 Yeah? Take it off right now. 01:09:22.159 --> 01:09:24.359 - I ain't taking off shit. - What battalion were you in? 01:09:24.828 --> 01:09:25.829 That's classified. 01:09:25.912 --> 01:09:27.789 [Man shrieking] 01:09:27.873 --> 01:09:30.667 [Briggs] Get it off! Get it off! 01:09:33.128 --> 01:09:34.713 [Man 3] Goddamn, man. 01:09:34.796 --> 01:09:38.759 Hey, I serve my country, and this is the thanks I get? 01:09:39.009 --> 01:09:41.249 - I'm a war hero! - [Man 4] Get the fuck outta here, man! 01:09:41.303 --> 01:09:43.072 [Noah] You're gonna be all good without those meds? 01:09:43.096 --> 01:09:46.725 [Briggs] I should have just let her eat that stolen valor piece of shit. 01:09:46.808 --> 01:09:49.353 [Noah] You never know in places like that who served. 01:09:50.270 --> 01:09:51.730 And if you were here five years ago, 01:09:51.813 --> 01:09:52.832 - you could have caught my ass... - [Inaudible] 01:09:52.856 --> 01:09:56.068 Under that pier, and that would have been the best-case scenario. 01:09:56.276 --> 01:09:59.321 [Briggs] Yeah, but I didn't. 'Cause that bullshit ain't us. 01:09:59.488 --> 01:10:01.740 Yeah? What about Riley? 01:10:02.407 --> 01:10:03.617 What about Riley? 01:10:03.742 --> 01:10:06.578 I mean, the dude couldn't get out of bed without popping three percs. 01:10:07.621 --> 01:10:09.182 Well, that's just the breakfast of champions, 01:10:09.206 --> 01:10:10.207 and he was a champion. 01:10:10.832 --> 01:10:13.335 I can't tell you how many times he called me up, 01:10:13.418 --> 01:10:16.254 we'd get shitfaced talking about how we were gonna check out. 01:10:16.713 --> 01:10:20.759 Look, man, we all deal with shit to stay in the game, okay? 01:10:20.967 --> 01:10:22.807 [Noah] So we're supposed to stay in it forever? 01:10:23.637 --> 01:10:26.932 He used to talk about driving off the Grand Canyon at top speed, 01:10:27.015 --> 01:10:29.810 but he drove himself into a tree instead. 01:10:34.606 --> 01:10:36.149 I tried to get him to talk. 01:10:37.067 --> 01:10:38.735 Talk, like what, to a therapist? 01:10:39.069 --> 01:10:40.070 That was a great idea. 01:10:40.153 --> 01:10:42.280 No, to other guys who have gone through it, 01:10:42.364 --> 01:10:43.573 or even just to god. 01:10:44.241 --> 01:10:45.283 God? 01:10:45.575 --> 01:10:47.661 Okay, you didn't know shit about Riley, all right? 01:10:47.911 --> 01:10:49.788 Look, by god, I mean anything. 01:10:49.913 --> 01:10:52.833 Could be a rock, could be a shoe, could be his damn barber. 01:10:53.458 --> 01:10:56.461 But we all got to pick something at some point. 01:10:57.003 --> 01:10:58.004 Well... 01:11:00.215 --> 01:11:04.177 He didn't, and he won't. 01:11:05.846 --> 01:11:07.889 So ain't no use bitching about it. 01:11:07.973 --> 01:11:11.268 [Noah] You know, we trained to put the whole world on our back. 01:11:11.351 --> 01:11:12.436 At the end of the day, 01:11:12.519 --> 01:11:14.729 the hardest thing was just knocking on a friend's door. 01:11:17.315 --> 01:11:20.318 Bye, Lulu. Say hi to your daddy for me. 01:11:21.611 --> 01:11:22.904 I'll be praying for you guys. 01:11:23.697 --> 01:11:25.323 [Briggs] We're gonna be just fine. 01:11:26.533 --> 01:11:27.534 [Noah] Come here. 01:12:08.909 --> 01:12:12.662 I hope you're ready for this tomorrow, because you know what they want, right? 01:12:13.997 --> 01:12:18.293 They want the hero war dog all sad and stoic, 01:12:18.919 --> 01:12:21.713 just missing her hero war daddy. 01:12:23.965 --> 01:12:25.425 What they definitely don't want... 01:12:25.509 --> 01:12:27.761 They definitely don't want you trying to eat everybody 01:12:27.844 --> 01:12:30.514 as soon as the color guard starts firing their salute. 01:12:32.891 --> 01:12:34.559 Now, they... they don't know you. 01:12:35.227 --> 01:12:36.895 That's for damn sure. 01:12:38.313 --> 01:12:40.315 They don't know what it takes to be a hero. 01:12:41.900 --> 01:12:44.444 The things you've done to be a hero dog. 01:12:45.737 --> 01:12:46.947 If they knew the truth, 01:12:48.031 --> 01:12:51.993 it would scare the living shit out of them. 01:12:56.331 --> 01:12:57.582 You know, when I got out, 01:12:58.250 --> 01:13:00.252 your daddy gave me this shitty piece of plywood 01:13:00.335 --> 01:13:02.879 with the word "thanks" carved in it. 01:13:05.549 --> 01:13:07.193 It's like, what else do you say to somebody 01:13:07.217 --> 01:13:10.178 that you experience what we experienced together? 01:13:12.889 --> 01:13:14.099 You even listening to me? 01:13:15.892 --> 01:13:17.769 Just talking to a dog. 01:13:18.061 --> 01:13:20.188 - [Metal clangs] - [Whimpers] 01:13:22.232 --> 01:13:23.233 What is that? 01:13:23.483 --> 01:13:24.776 No. No, no. 01:13:26.528 --> 01:13:27.571 No, no. Come on. 01:13:28.530 --> 01:13:29.906 Don't you do this to me now. 01:13:39.833 --> 01:13:41.209 [Winces] 01:13:44.504 --> 01:13:45.755 [Grunts] 01:13:47.340 --> 01:13:48.800 Okay... 01:13:48.883 --> 01:13:51.845 Of course, there's no service. Why would we have service? 01:14:22.751 --> 01:14:23.752 Hey, hey, hey. 01:14:27.213 --> 01:14:28.214 Hello? 01:14:31.926 --> 01:14:32.927 Hey. 01:14:51.655 --> 01:14:53.323 All right, we got to go. 01:14:53.782 --> 01:14:55.742 - [Lightning crackles] - Come on. We're moving on. 01:14:55.992 --> 01:14:57.219 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - [Lulu barking] 01:14:57.243 --> 01:15:00.747 Hey, hey, no, no. Chill out. 01:15:01.039 --> 01:15:04.501 Hey. Hey, hey! 01:15:04.584 --> 01:15:06.211 No! Stop! Relax! 01:15:06.294 --> 01:15:08.213 Look, stop. It's just thunder. 01:15:08.880 --> 01:15:11.299 It's just a thunderstorm. We gotta... stop. 01:15:12.008 --> 01:15:13.593 Calm down. Stop! 01:15:14.803 --> 01:15:17.347 All right, you want to go? Come on. Come on, then. 01:15:17.472 --> 01:15:19.349 Come on, you ain't gonna do shit. 01:15:20.558 --> 01:15:21.935 Come on, then, let's go! 01:15:24.229 --> 01:15:25.855 [Barking stops] 01:15:31.945 --> 01:15:32.946 Such a coward. 01:15:37.909 --> 01:15:39.244 [Barking] 01:16:34.966 --> 01:16:37.343 Easy. I'm not gonna make you go out there, okay? 01:16:37.427 --> 01:16:39.554 How about we just chill out for a little while? 01:16:39.637 --> 01:16:40.638 Relax. 01:16:40.847 --> 01:16:42.007 - [Thunder rumbles] - [Whines] 01:16:42.056 --> 01:16:43.475 Hey, it's okay. 01:16:43.558 --> 01:16:45.393 It's just thunder and a little lightning. 01:16:46.936 --> 01:16:49.606 You know what? How about this? Let me see if I can 01:16:49.814 --> 01:16:51.816 give us a little something to take our mind off. 01:16:52.358 --> 01:16:54.736 Cross your paws. Let's see if this thing works. 01:16:54.819 --> 01:16:55.904 What do you feel like? 01:16:57.238 --> 01:16:58.478 Who doesn't like San Francisco? 01:16:58.531 --> 01:16:59.800 You want to watch your greatest hits, 01:16:59.824 --> 01:17:01.743 or do you wanna watch... Wanna watch grey's? 01:17:01.826 --> 01:17:03.203 I'm gonna go with grey's. 01:17:06.372 --> 01:17:08.041 [Chuckles] It works. 01:17:11.836 --> 01:17:15.507 We're just gonna rest, we're gonna get a little cozy, relax. 01:17:19.761 --> 01:17:21.596 Watch a little trash TV. 01:17:23.389 --> 01:17:25.892 A little snack 'cause you can't watch trash TV 01:17:25.975 --> 01:17:27.018 without a snack. 01:17:32.106 --> 01:17:33.106 What? 01:17:34.150 --> 01:17:35.151 You want some? 01:17:42.492 --> 01:17:44.494 [Laughs] Look at that. 01:17:44.786 --> 01:17:45.829 Huh. 01:17:45.912 --> 01:17:48.915 Who knew you just needed to have a fight to get along? 01:17:53.628 --> 01:17:56.631 Did Latin Shakespeare ever, like, read you his love letters? 01:17:59.217 --> 01:18:00.552 Some pretty good ones in there. 01:18:03.763 --> 01:18:04.764 Let's see. 01:18:08.518 --> 01:18:09.602 What about... 01:18:11.104 --> 01:18:12.188 Okay. 01:18:15.567 --> 01:18:21.155 "I woke for an instant when I saw you covered in dirt. 01:18:23.825 --> 01:18:25.326 You've taken bullets before. 01:18:26.619 --> 01:18:27.996 This was the worst. 01:18:30.248 --> 01:18:31.875 The guilt still haunts me. 01:18:33.418 --> 01:18:34.669 I'm not going to lie, 01:18:35.253 --> 01:18:37.463 but I know you did what you did that night, 01:18:37.630 --> 01:18:40.091 so none of your brothers had to die." 01:18:40.675 --> 01:18:42.010 It's pretty good. 01:18:44.888 --> 01:18:46.222 "When they took you away, 01:18:46.306 --> 01:18:49.267 I was sure we'd run out of time 01:18:51.102 --> 01:18:52.645 and that's when it hit me, girl, 01:18:55.148 --> 01:18:57.025 I was never your handler. 01:18:59.611 --> 01:19:01.613 That you were actually mine. 01:19:04.532 --> 01:19:06.993 Your brother, Riley." 01:19:09.495 --> 01:19:10.580 You slept with Karev? 01:19:11.664 --> 01:19:12.999 Yeah. 01:19:13.416 --> 01:19:14.584 [Briggs] What? Okay. 01:19:14.667 --> 01:19:16.228 [Man] While I was dealing with my sick daughter? 01:19:16.252 --> 01:19:18.755 I cannot believe you actually like this trash. 01:19:19.505 --> 01:19:20.798 Unreal. 01:19:20.965 --> 01:19:23.509 All right, the sun's up. It's time. 01:19:25.470 --> 01:19:28.806 There is about zero chance of us making it 01:19:29.057 --> 01:19:32.560 a 100 clicks in six hours with no cell phone service or ride. 01:19:32.644 --> 01:19:35.396 But, hey, last time I checked, 01:19:35.563 --> 01:19:37.774 "surrender" is not a ranger word. 01:19:40.401 --> 01:19:43.363 I don't know about you, but I got a funeral to go to. 01:19:45.657 --> 01:19:46.658 Come on. 01:19:51.204 --> 01:19:52.205 Come on. 01:19:52.330 --> 01:19:53.414 ["Hold on" playing] 01:19:54.040 --> 01:19:58.461 [Woman singing] Bless my heart bless my soul 01:19:59.587 --> 01:20:03.841 didn't think I'd make it to 22 years old 01:20:05.134 --> 01:20:09.055 there must be someone up above 01:20:09.681 --> 01:20:11.474 saying "come on, Brittany..." 01:20:11.557 --> 01:20:13.059 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 01:20:13.142 --> 01:20:14.742 [Woman singing] "You got to come on up!" 01:20:14.769 --> 01:20:21.484 You got to hold on 01:20:25.405 --> 01:20:31.285 hey, you got to hold on 01:20:31.369 --> 01:20:32.370 hey. 01:20:34.622 --> 01:20:36.624 Hey, hey, hey, please, please. Come on. 01:20:36.958 --> 01:20:39.293 Come on, please, please. Come on! Man. 01:20:39.419 --> 01:20:41.754 [Woman singing] So, bless my heart and bless yours too 01:20:43.006 --> 01:20:44.799 I don't know where I'm gonna go 01:20:44.882 --> 01:20:46.551 don't know what I'm gonna do 01:20:47.260 --> 01:20:48.636 [man 1 speaking Spanish] 01:20:48.720 --> 01:20:53.433 -Must be somebody up above -[Man 2 speaks indistinctly] 01:20:53.808 --> 01:20:57.979 Saying "come on, Brittany you got to come on up!" 01:20:58.146 --> 01:21:00.314 You got to hold on 01:21:01.482 --> 01:21:03.109 [conversing in Spanish] 01:21:08.740 --> 01:21:15.705 [Woman singing] Yeah, you got to hold on 01:21:19.459 --> 01:21:21.252 yeah, you got to wait! 01:21:24.630 --> 01:21:27.383 Yeah, you got to wait 01:21:29.886 --> 01:21:32.513 but I don't wanna wait 01:21:35.058 --> 01:21:37.477 yeah, you got to wait 01:21:40.521 --> 01:21:42.940 but I don't wanna wait 01:21:45.526 --> 01:21:47.612 I don't wanna wait 01:21:51.199 --> 01:21:53.785 we're gonna make it. Come on. 01:21:54.535 --> 01:21:56.621 [Grunts] Come on. 01:22:00.500 --> 01:22:01.501 Come on. 01:22:04.837 --> 01:22:05.838 Almost there. 01:22:08.841 --> 01:22:10.652 [Priest] May you know the lord's love and peace. 01:22:10.676 --> 01:22:11.996 [Briggs] You're gonna look great. 01:22:12.136 --> 01:22:14.847 You're gonna look like a hero, just like Riley would've wanted. 01:22:14.972 --> 01:22:16.307 - [{panflng] - Okay. 01:22:16.599 --> 01:22:18.476 You know what else Riley would've liked? 01:22:18.559 --> 01:22:21.813 You not to bite anybody, so maybe just don't do that. 01:22:22.480 --> 01:22:23.481 Come on. 01:22:24.065 --> 01:22:25.650 [Priest] Receive the lord's blessings. 01:22:26.609 --> 01:22:29.237 May the lord bless you and watch over you. 01:22:30.530 --> 01:22:33.199 May he make his face to shine upon each and every one of you 01:22:34.075 --> 01:22:35.660 and be gracious to you. 01:22:36.285 --> 01:22:37.912 May he look lovingly on you 01:22:38.663 --> 01:22:40.143 - and Grant you peace. - [Lulu whines] 01:22:41.124 --> 01:22:43.918 [Priest] May he bless your children and your families... 01:22:44.001 --> 01:22:45.062 - [Lulu whining] - [Briggs shushing] 01:22:45.086 --> 01:22:47.046 [Priest] ...That they may know love and happiness. 01:22:47.964 --> 01:22:49.024 [Softly] No, no, no. Shh, shh, shh. 01:22:49.048 --> 01:22:50.675 [Priest] May you know that love deeply. 01:22:50.758 --> 01:22:52.093 [Briggs whispering indistinctly] 01:22:52.176 --> 01:22:53.928 And may he always be with you. 01:22:54.053 --> 01:22:55.773 - [Lulu barks] - We should not grieve for... 01:22:56.389 --> 01:22:57.390 Lulu. 01:22:57.473 --> 01:22:59.273 - [Briggs shushing] - [Lulu continues barking] 01:22:59.725 --> 01:23:01.853 Come on. It's okay. I'm sorry. 01:23:04.397 --> 01:23:05.397 [Barks and whines] 01:23:05.731 --> 01:23:06.983 No, no, no. It's okay. 01:23:09.235 --> 01:23:10.611 Okay, fine, all right. 01:23:12.363 --> 01:23:13.656 Okay, it's okay, go. 01:23:14.824 --> 01:23:15.867 It's okay. 01:23:22.957 --> 01:23:25.168 [Crowd softly] Aw. 01:23:31.257 --> 01:23:34.010 [Priest] So let us rejoice for our dearly departed brother. 01:23:36.095 --> 01:23:37.972 For he has stood his last watch, 01:23:38.055 --> 01:23:39.724 and he's now on his final deployment. 01:23:40.391 --> 01:23:42.768 In the name of the father and the son 01:23:43.144 --> 01:23:46.147 and the holy spirit. Amen. 01:23:48.232 --> 01:23:50.943 [Officer] Detail. Port arms. 01:23:52.486 --> 01:23:54.822 Half right, face. 01:23:56.407 --> 01:23:59.452 - With blank ammunition, load! - [Rifles cocking] 01:24:00.077 --> 01:24:02.163 - Ready! - Shh. 01:24:02.580 --> 01:24:04.999 [Officer] Aim! Fire! 01:24:05.082 --> 01:24:06.143 - [Guns firing] - [Briggs] Easy. 01:24:06.167 --> 01:24:07.877 - [Officer] Aim! - [Shushing] 01:24:08.502 --> 01:24:09.795 - [Officer] Fire! - [Guns firing] 01:24:09.879 --> 01:24:12.048 - You're okay, you're okay. - [Officer] Aim! Fire! 01:24:12.340 --> 01:24:13.424 [Guns firing] 01:24:13.507 --> 01:24:15.468 - Ready... - You're okay, you're okay. 01:24:15.551 --> 01:24:17.386 [Officer] Cease fire! 01:24:18.763 --> 01:24:20.598 Present arms! 01:24:20.765 --> 01:24:23.726 You're okay. You're okay. 01:24:24.310 --> 01:24:27.688 [Bugle blowing "taps"] 01:24:58.094 --> 01:25:00.471 On behalf of the president of the United States, 01:25:00.554 --> 01:25:03.182 the United States army, and a grateful nation. 01:25:16.404 --> 01:25:17.405 [Whispers] Thanks. 01:25:21.409 --> 01:25:22.660 [Softly] All right. 01:25:23.953 --> 01:25:25.246 Come on, let's go. 01:25:33.504 --> 01:25:34.505 [Briggs] Yes, sir. 01:25:34.588 --> 01:25:36.483 Yep. Still on schedule to drop her off first thing in the am. 01:25:36.507 --> 01:25:37.717 [Jones speaking indistinctly] 01:25:37.800 --> 01:25:39.152 All right, I'll tell him to expect your call. 01:25:39.176 --> 01:25:40.570 Hey, and, captain, thank you for making this call. 01:25:40.594 --> 01:25:42.489 - I really appreciate it. - [Jones] You got it, brother. 01:25:42.513 --> 01:25:43.639 Oh, one more thing. 01:25:43.723 --> 01:25:46.434 Look, she's... she's doing a lot better. 01:25:46.934 --> 01:25:48.728 I mean, she's a completely different dog now. 01:25:49.395 --> 01:25:52.249 I don't know, maybe there's someone on base that one of us could talk to. 01:25:52.273 --> 01:25:54.817 [Jones] Briggs, you know that's not up to us. 01:25:56.360 --> 01:25:58.029 - Just get it done. - [Briggs] Yeah. 01:25:58.404 --> 01:25:59.884 [Jones] Good luck over there, Briggs. 01:26:00.072 --> 01:26:01.073 [Briggs] Yes, sir. 01:26:02.325 --> 01:26:03.325 All right. 01:26:06.078 --> 01:26:07.204 [Sighs deeply] 01:26:08.748 --> 01:26:10.666 [Grunts] Let's go, let's go. 01:26:11.042 --> 01:26:12.793 Let's go do something stupid. 01:26:14.628 --> 01:26:15.713 Thank you, sir. 01:26:17.048 --> 01:26:18.966 [Slow instrumental music playing] 01:26:41.322 --> 01:26:42.490 You wanna go out there? 01:26:47.370 --> 01:26:48.871 You see something you wanna go get? 01:27:08.599 --> 01:27:09.767 You're free, go. 01:27:11.894 --> 01:27:14.188 Go for it. I ain't gonna try to stop you. 01:27:17.108 --> 01:27:19.193 You hear me? Hey. Hey. 01:27:23.155 --> 01:27:25.199 Get out. 01:27:25.282 --> 01:27:26.450 Go, come on. No. Hey. 01:27:27.118 --> 01:27:29.328 No, I'm not trying to tell you to do tricks, kid. No. 01:27:30.079 --> 01:27:31.080 Get. Go. 01:27:32.456 --> 01:27:34.875 Hey. Hey. 01:27:37.128 --> 01:27:39.547 Now. Come on. Come on. 01:27:40.172 --> 01:27:41.966 Hey. [Chuckling] Hey. 01:27:57.940 --> 01:27:59.942 You got no idea, do you, dog? 01:28:08.409 --> 01:28:12.913 - [High-pitched ringing] - [Briggs gasping] 01:28:18.627 --> 01:28:19.962 [Ringing continues] 01:28:28.554 --> 01:28:29.805 [Groaning softly] 01:28:29.889 --> 01:28:30.931 [Ringing continues] 01:28:31.432 --> 01:28:33.267 [Grunts and breathes heavily] 01:28:37.104 --> 01:28:38.814 [Ringing continues] 01:28:40.024 --> 01:28:41.525 [Groaning softly] 01:28:42.651 --> 01:28:44.153 [Groans] 01:28:44.904 --> 01:28:48.032 - [Ringing continues] - [Breathing heavily] 01:28:51.911 --> 01:28:54.747 [Gasping rapidly] 01:29:01.545 --> 01:29:03.964 [Gasping rapidly] 01:29:19.688 --> 01:29:21.774 [Breathing heavily and gurgling] 01:29:36.080 --> 01:29:37.665 [Grunting] 01:29:56.517 --> 01:29:58.018 [Lulu whining softly] 01:30:01.063 --> 01:30:02.106 I'm okay. 01:30:03.732 --> 01:30:04.775 I'm okay, girl. 01:30:06.443 --> 01:30:07.444 I'm all right. 01:30:09.029 --> 01:30:11.282 - [Whines] - I'm okay. I'm okay. 01:30:12.950 --> 01:30:13.950 I'm okay. 01:30:18.998 --> 01:30:19.999 I'm okay. 01:30:21.375 --> 01:30:22.876 [Soft instrumental music playing] 01:31:28.359 --> 01:31:29.735 [Door opens] 01:31:29.818 --> 01:31:32.029 [Briggs] All right, Lulu, come on. 01:31:34.823 --> 01:31:36.158 [Door closes] 01:31:46.877 --> 01:31:48.420 - ID, sir? - Yeah. 01:31:50.005 --> 01:31:51.507 Your army ID has expired. 01:31:51.590 --> 01:31:53.485 - You're required by law to dispose... - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. 01:31:53.509 --> 01:31:56.929 Uh, I'm just dropping off the dog, man, uh, to a corporal levitz. 01:31:57.638 --> 01:31:58.847 Hey, levitz! 01:31:59.807 --> 01:32:01.934 - Do me a favor, park right here. - Yeah. 01:32:14.113 --> 01:32:16.073 Shit, man. You rangers ever hear of callin'? 01:32:16.156 --> 01:32:18.826 I've been out here cooking my ass off for an hour. 01:32:19.660 --> 01:32:20.740 [Briggs] It could be worse. 01:32:21.620 --> 01:32:23.038 You could be actually working. 01:32:23.122 --> 01:32:24.641 [Levitz] All right, man. I hear she's a real killer, 01:32:24.665 --> 01:32:26.625 so just make sure you muzzle her up good, okay? 01:32:26.750 --> 01:32:27.750 [Briggs] Yeah. 01:32:29.044 --> 01:32:30.045 Don't worry. 01:32:30.587 --> 01:32:32.297 She ain't gonna be a problem. 01:32:32.756 --> 01:32:33.756 Are you, girl? 01:32:34.883 --> 01:32:37.344 Last time, okay? Last time. 01:32:38.095 --> 01:32:39.805 Just gonna put it on one more time. 01:32:42.141 --> 01:32:44.143 Hey, man, she's been doing a lot better. 01:32:44.226 --> 01:32:46.311 So just make sure the vet techs, you know, 01:32:46.395 --> 01:32:47.938 reevaluate her, give her a chance. 01:32:48.355 --> 01:32:50.115 [Levitz] Yeah, yeah, they got their protocol. 01:32:51.692 --> 01:32:53.026 You heard me. Make sure. 01:32:54.194 --> 01:32:56.548 So as soon as we're done here, you're gonna call captain Jones, yeah? 01:32:56.572 --> 01:32:57.632 That's what they're telling me. 01:32:57.656 --> 01:33:00.117 What are you... look, man, are you trying to piss her off? 01:33:00.284 --> 01:33:01.284 [Lulu whining] 01:33:02.536 --> 01:33:03.829 [Sighs deeply] 01:33:06.123 --> 01:33:08.459 All right. You're gonna be okay, all right? 01:33:09.501 --> 01:33:11.479 [Levitz] Come on, man, I ain't got all day, let's go. 01:33:11.503 --> 01:33:13.103 [Briggs] I'm just gonna put this on you. 01:33:19.511 --> 01:33:20.804 Give 'em hell. 01:33:21.138 --> 01:33:22.347 All right, let's go. 01:33:24.349 --> 01:33:26.602 - [Car trunk closing] - [Lulu whining] 01:33:32.566 --> 01:33:33.650 [Engine starts] 01:33:47.247 --> 01:33:48.457 [Lulu barking in distance] 01:33:51.293 --> 01:33:53.045 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 01:33:54.087 --> 01:33:55.798 - [Lulu barking] - [Briggs] Come on. 01:34:09.269 --> 01:34:10.729 [Sighs] 01:34:10.813 --> 01:34:13.106 God. Easy, easy, easy, easy. 01:34:24.034 --> 01:34:25.845 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 01:34:25.869 --> 01:34:27.579 wait, wait, wait, wait. 01:34:27.663 --> 01:34:29.140 Hi, hi, hi. No. It's fine. It's fine. 01:34:29.164 --> 01:34:30.499 My bad. I should have... 01:34:30.582 --> 01:34:32.393 You know what, I should have put a vest on her. 01:34:32.417 --> 01:34:34.253 She listens more when the vest is on. 01:34:34.336 --> 01:34:37.840 You know girls and their fashion. I'll be right back. Up! 01:34:39.174 --> 01:34:40.175 Get there. 01:34:41.760 --> 01:34:43.637 Sir, you forgot your ID. 01:34:43.929 --> 01:34:46.640 Uh, you know what, man, why don't you keep it? 01:34:47.224 --> 01:34:48.433 Thank you for your service. 01:34:51.061 --> 01:34:52.621 [Officer] Hey, man, what about the dog? 01:34:52.855 --> 01:34:55.023 What are you... what are you looking at? 01:34:55.607 --> 01:34:59.111 Let's not make this all emotional, okay? 01:35:03.574 --> 01:35:04.574 [Lulu whining softly] 01:35:19.298 --> 01:35:20.841 [Briggs] Dear Lulu, 01:35:23.844 --> 01:35:26.054 I got the adoption papers from the army today. 01:35:33.353 --> 01:35:35.647 - Riley would be so proud. - [Inaudible] 01:35:38.650 --> 01:35:40.777 Maybe even of both of us. 01:35:49.786 --> 01:35:52.372 Look, I'm no good at this poem stuff, 01:35:52.456 --> 01:35:56.627 so I 'ii just get to the damn point. 01:35:59.671 --> 01:36:00.672 Thanks. 01:36:02.507 --> 01:36:04.009 Thanks for saving my life. 01:36:32.704 --> 01:36:33.956 ["Starting over" playing] 01:36:39.920 --> 01:36:42.965 [Man singing] Well the road rolls out like a welcome mat 01:36:45.425 --> 01:36:48.553 to a better place than the one we're at 01:36:51.306 --> 01:36:54.267 and I ain't got no kinda plan 01:36:56.228 --> 01:36:59.523 but I've had all of this town I can stand 01:37:01.942 --> 01:37:05.153 and I got friends out on the coast 01:37:07.197 --> 01:37:10.409 we can jump in the water and see what floats 01:37:12.786 --> 01:37:15.789 we've been saving for a rainy day 01:37:17.708 --> 01:37:21.169 let's beat the storm and be on our way 01:37:23.588 --> 01:37:28.176 it don't matter to me wherever we are is where I wanna be 01:37:28.552 --> 01:37:30.679 and, honey for once in our life 01:37:30.762 --> 01:37:33.390 let's take our chances and roll the dice 01:37:34.307 --> 01:37:37.102 I can be your lucky penny 01:37:37.185 --> 01:37:41.606 you can be my four-leaf clover 01:37:41.857 --> 01:37:43.525 starting over 01:37:50.282 --> 01:37:53.535 This might not be an easy time 01:37:55.245 --> 01:37:58.540 there's rivers to cross and hills to climb 01:38:01.043 --> 01:38:04.129 some days we might fall apart 01:38:06.048 --> 01:38:09.968 and some nights might feel cold and dark 01:38:11.678 --> 01:38:15.348 when nobody wins afraid of losing 01:38:16.725 --> 01:38:20.645 and the hard roads are the ones worth choosing 01:38:22.647 --> 01:38:25.984 some day we 'ii look back and smile 01:38:27.569 --> 01:38:31.239 and know it was worth every mile 01:38:33.617 --> 01:38:38.205 it don't matter to me wherever we are is where I wanna be 01:38:38.663 --> 01:38:40.707 and, honey for once in our life 01:38:40.791 --> 01:38:43.543 let's take our chances and roll the dice 01:38:44.461 --> 01:38:50.884 I can be your lucky penny you can be my four-leaf clover 01:38:51.760 --> 01:38:54.096 starting over 01:38:57.057 --> 01:38:59.267 starting over 01:39:05.524 --> 01:39:12.489 Ooh, ooh 01:39:12.513 --> 01:39:23.513 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.