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thank you for joining us
here in our bubble.
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As the producer on this movie,
here's what I expect from you.
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Actors are animals.
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You are animal handlers.
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Sometimes, they wanna play with you.
Sometimes, they'll rip your balls off.
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Don't listen
to anything they say. They're liars.
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They literally lie for a living.
That's their literal job, yeah?
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Don't party with them.
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Don't tire them out.
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Don't fuck them.
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I won't.
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Always tell them
they're fantastic in the movie.
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They're very insecure people.
They need constant praise.
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Make them feel good.
Don't tire them out. Don't fuck them.
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Don't fuck them.
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- That's it.
- That's it.
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Any questions?
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Um... Yeah, like,
what if we become proper friends?
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- You won't.
- No?
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No.
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What if they confide in you
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and tell you something
they've not told anybody else?
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Call me, tell me what they said.
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- What if they say, "Don't tell Gavin"?
- No!
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- No.
- This is the bubble.
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The sanctuary!
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It's the only place they're safe!
That's why you're not wearing masks.
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Don't you get it?
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- Hi!
- Hey!
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- How are you?
- So good to see you!
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- Uh...
- Oh...
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- Well, imagine...
- Okay, yes.
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- Fake hug.
- Oh, wow. You look fantastic!
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Thanks. Been exercising a lot.
It's the only thing keeping me sane.
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Well, you look sane and gorgeous, and, uh...
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- What do you think about Cliff Beasts 6?
- I can't leave my boyfriend right now.
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He is very neurotic, and this whole time
is just very triggering for him.
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Huh. Okay. What if you brought him?
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- He won't travel.
- Because of the pandemic?
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No, he just won't fly.
He also refuses to get a job.
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I have a lot of clients working in bubbles
right now, and they're having a blast.
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It won't be comfortable working with them.
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They hate me for not doing Cliff Beasts 5.
I can't bubble with them for three months.
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I'm gonna level with you.
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You need a rebound
after your last film, Jerusalem Rising.
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- Mm-hmm.
- You saw the reviews.
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- I never read my reviews.
- Hang on a sec.
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- Can you not read those?
- Just listen, okay?
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"Jerusalem Rising manages
to offend both Palestinians and Jews."
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That's one review.
And it was the script. It wasn't my fault.
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When Cats bombed,
they didn't blame Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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They just said, "Judi Dench fucked Cats."
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Okay, but you were the one who told me
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I could play half-Israeli
and half-Palestinian when I'm neither.
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I know you've
been fighting for thousands of years,
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but tonight,
we must join forces to fight the aliens.
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Is my career dead?
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Not if you make this movie.
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And it's safe?
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The safest place
in the world right now is a film set.
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The script is actually good?
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It made me cry.
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Oh, you're making the face
like you're gonna say yes.
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Oh, my God, Josh is gonna have
a full nervous breakdown.
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I can do this, right?
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I'll keep my head down,
not get pulled into the drama,
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and just do my job and get out.
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All right. Okay, let's do it.
Yeah, put me in the bubble.
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- Hi!
- Carol. What's up, movie star?
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This is so crazy.
You sure you're gonna be okay?
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Yeah, I mean, I guess I'm just
worried about catching the virus, but...
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Well, just call me regularly.
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Actually, I just heard that veterinarians
are gonna start treating people,
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so that'll help.
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Yeah, and it's only three months.
Three months! We can do this!
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Oh, wait! Somebody wants to say hi!
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Okay.
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Look who it is!
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I miss you so much, Mommy.
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Aw. I'm not your mommy yet, Leila,
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but I will be
your stepmom one day. It'll be the best!
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- Daddy said you left us for dead.
- Oh, what?
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- Don't forget about us! Bye!
- Bye!
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- Hey! Nice to meet you!
- Hiya! I'm Pippa, production coordinator.
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Oh. Shall we?
Welcome to Clifton House.
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- This is amazing.
- I know, right?
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- Carol, we're so excited you're here!
- I'm so excited to get started!
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- Wow! You look great.
- Oh, thank you.
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- Now, you just have to do a COVID test.
- Okay.
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- I'm such a big fan.
- Thank you.
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And in your nose. Okay.
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- Mm.
- Ready? One hundred.
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Ninety-nine.
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- Ninety-eight.
- Uh...
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- I'm only joking.
- Oh!
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- Oh, my God! You're the worst!
- See you in a bit. Bye, friend.
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Bye. Whoo! Yeah.
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Um, so how does the quarantining work?
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It's a quick 14 days. We pamper you.
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Wait till you see
what we've done to your room.
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- You have the best room by far.
- I love that.
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- Ah! Bola!
- Hello.
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This is Bola, our wellness specialist.
Bola, how would you describe yourself?
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Uh, well, due to safety, we don't have
a lot of staff, so I get to do everything.
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Which means if you need
a personal trainer, Bola.
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If you need a yoga teacher, Bola.
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If you need a ping-pong opponent, Bola.
If you need a masseuse?
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- Bola!
- That's it, baby girl.
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We allowed to smoke weed
in the room? I forgot to bring my edibles.
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Oh, my God! Howie, how are you?
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- Carol, come here, my love!
- Stop! That's it. Stop it!
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- Off you go.
- What the fuck is going on?
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- Brother, help me!
- Howie?
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Give it two weeks,
and you'll have all the hugs you need.
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Reception area.
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Now, this is beautiful.
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Of course! Top of the line
for top-of-the-line talent.
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There you are.
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This is nice!
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Good. See you in two weeks.
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Oh.
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She loves you!
And you're the prime minister!
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Am I your bitch now?
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That's what you get
for fucking with her mission!
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This is too much
for anyone to take!
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Hey, Carol Cobb.
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Your quarantine is over.
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Uh, the cocktail party
starts in one hour, okay?
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Please shower before you come.
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It stinks in here.
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Jesus Christ.
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♪ Meet you downstairs ♪
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♪ In the bar and hurt ♪
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♪ Your rolled-up sleeves
And your skull T-shirt ♪
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♪ You say... ♪
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- This is so exciting.
- Hmm.
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It's like my movie posters
have come to life.
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Yeah, you will soon learn
to hate these people.
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You abandoned us.
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I am mad at you. Back away.
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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- Are you?
- I am.
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I should have done the movie.
I shouldn't have bailed.
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I'm an idiot.
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I missed you so much. I did.
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- You did?
- Yeah.
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Sorry. Had to get that off my chest.
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Yeah, give it to me.
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And I really liked you
in Jerusalem Rising.
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- Yeah.
- Really?
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That means so much coming from you.
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And I think that all of the critics
around the world are wrong.
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Oh, not everyone.
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Four percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
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It doesn't really go lower.
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So I need cool, documentary-style footage.
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If the actors ask for air, give them air,
but then strike and get what we need.
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I want you to be a fly on the wall,
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but also up their arse.
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- Now, fuck off, Lee.
- My name is Scott, actually.
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- I don't care.
- Okay.
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You a big Cliff Beasts fan?
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No, but I saw the trailer
for the second one. It was so cool!
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- Oh.
- Hey!
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Hi, y'all!
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Excited for Cliff Beasts?
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Is this the movie?
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What?
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Are we shooting right now?
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No, it's just behind-the-scenes stuff.
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Just say, like, a sentence
about why you're excited?
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I'm sorry. You're gonna have to talk
to my mom if you wanna talk to me.
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Oh, all right.
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- It's nice meeting you.
- Okay, you too.
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- Dieter! Hi!
- Hi.
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Lauren. Um...
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I just wanted to tell you
how incredible you were in Hunger Strike.
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Your performance was...
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I mean, I think about it all the time.
Just fearless and a total triumph.
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Um... Congratulations.
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I don't watch my own shit.
Never watch your own shit.
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You just wipe, you flush, and you move on.
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Right. Well, anyway, I just wanted to
let you know that it really stuck with me,
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and it was very powerful. Just...
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Yeah. Where's your husband?
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My husband? We got divorced.
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Of course.
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Mm-hmm. Uh...
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I'm sorry.
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No worries. It's... We're fine.
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We are, uh... totally fine.
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We have gone through a lot,
and we are coming out on the other side.
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Right.
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Our main priority is our 16-year-old son,
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who we just adopted
right before the divorce.
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Listen, I'm sorry,
I'm trying to care, but it's hard.
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Gunther, I like you.
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Really? I like you too.
I think you're... Okay, 'cause...
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That feels amazing,
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'cause we got told we weren't allowed
to be friends with the cast.
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Who said that?
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I don't wanna be a person that's like,
"It was Gavin," but, yeah.
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Know how I feel about that?
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- Fuck you, Gavin!
- Do you?
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Suck your mum, Gavin!
Say it from your chest.
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What? Fuck you, Gavin!
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I need to be real with you.
I don't understand these bullshit rules.
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Been in my room two weeks.
I ain't had human contact.
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It's important
for my mental and physical health
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to have human contact with friends.
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- We're friends!
- Completely.
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- What will happen if I touch you? Huh?
- We could die.
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Yeah, completely.
It's kind of the situation.
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- Yeah.
- Boop!
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- Um...
- Did we die? Are you dead?
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You've just got to understand
that my job, as a health officer,
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is to make sure that everything
that we're doing is as safe as possible.
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All the best, Gunther.
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- Um, my dad does stunts.
- Hi.
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Um, I'm lonely, and I'm in hell here,
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and I would like
to form an alliance with you.
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Okay, yeah, sure.
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All right, okay.
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It was hard
doing the last one without you.
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Uh, yeah, I'm sorry.
I got really bad advice from my reps
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and was also having some,
ahem, emotional issues.
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That's where you were on your journey,
and it brought you right back here.
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- Exactly.
- It's all good.
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- I heard you were starting a religion.
- No, it's a...
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It's a lifestyle brand
slash motivational system
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called Harmony Ignite.
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Wow. And you wrote a whole Bible.
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Well, I wrote a book.
A book called Harmony Ignited.
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And, uh, it's just a collection
of my thoughts and musings
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and some sayings and wisdom and proverbs.
That's it, yeah.
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It's not a religion, per se.
You can leave anytime that you want to.
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- It's not, like, a cult.
- No, it's definitely not a cult.
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I mean, who defines what a cult is?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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You know what? I'm gonna be
really straightforward with you right now
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and let you know that we are
co-parents to Raphael, and that is it.
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That's true.
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So what happened on parts one
and three and four is not happening again.
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What about what we did on part two?
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You have no respect for me.
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I have nothing but respect for you.
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Stop.
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Stop.
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- Stop it.
- Stop.
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I would appreciate
if you didn't look at me like that.
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- Where should I look?
- I can't look at you.
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I'm still here though.
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I know you.
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God. Hi.
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- How are you doing? Sorry to scare you.
- Don't worry.
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I am so excited that you are here.
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Oh, yeah. No, I'm so excited.
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Gotta tell you, I love the TikTok stuff.
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You are crushing it.
Absolutely crushing it.
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I mean, clearly. 120 million followers.
You are unbelievable.
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I love the one where you
and your cat lip-synch to Harry Potter.
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I can't believe you've seen all that.
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It's fantastic!
00:13:47.708 --> 00:13:50.958
Hey, maybe you and I can do
one together while we're here.
00:13:51.041 --> 00:13:53.541
- Oh, yeah, maybe.
- Yeah.
00:13:53.625 --> 00:13:54.916
- What's your name?
- Carla.
00:13:55.000 --> 00:13:57.666
Nice to meet you.
You got great energy about you.
00:13:58.500 --> 00:13:59.500
Gavs!
00:14:01.791 --> 00:14:02.791
Who is that?
00:14:03.416 --> 00:14:05.791
One of the actors.
He's not that good though.
00:14:05.875 --> 00:14:08.375
May I refresh your water?
00:14:09.750 --> 00:14:11.458
Yeah, please.
00:14:12.583 --> 00:14:13.833
Thanks.
00:14:13.916 --> 00:14:16.166
Why you look at me
with weird eyes?
00:14:23.208 --> 00:14:25.541
- Jesus fucking Christ.
- Wow.
00:14:26.458 --> 00:14:28.375
- Hey!
- Hey!
00:14:28.458 --> 00:14:30.125
- Okay.
- Hit us with it, Gav.
00:14:30.208 --> 00:14:34.416
Welcome! I'm gonna introduce
somebody now who is...
00:14:35.333 --> 00:14:36.708
He's special.
00:14:38.958 --> 00:14:40.333
He's funny.
00:14:40.416 --> 00:14:42.625
He's extremely intelligent.
00:14:43.666 --> 00:14:45.833
And he's a...
00:14:46.333 --> 00:14:47.583
He's a visionary.
00:14:49.000 --> 00:14:51.916
He shot a brilliant movie called
Tiles of Love
00:14:52.000 --> 00:14:53.875
while working at Home Depot.
00:14:54.625 --> 00:14:59.750
Our director... Darren Eigen!
00:14:59.833 --> 00:15:03.541
- Whoo!
- Thank you! Thanks, you guys. Uh...
00:15:03.625 --> 00:15:04.916
I just wanna say
00:15:05.000 --> 00:15:09.166
I am so lucky to be able
to work with a cast this talented.
00:15:09.250 --> 00:15:10.875
This is your car,
00:15:12.083 --> 00:15:15.041
and I'm gonna step in and take the wheel.
00:15:15.750 --> 00:15:17.666
This drive is gonna be a little crazy.
00:15:18.666 --> 00:15:21.541
Gonna head towards the railing
a couple of times. Might hit it.
00:15:22.291 --> 00:15:24.375
Some of you might not even survive.
00:15:24.958 --> 00:15:29.083
But I've got the end of the road
in my sight.
00:15:30.166 --> 00:15:31.750
Might be a crazy ride,
00:15:33.458 --> 00:15:35.625
but it's gonna look great,
00:15:36.333 --> 00:15:39.541
and it's gonna
make the world forget all their problems.
00:15:41.166 --> 00:15:42.166
So,
00:15:42.833 --> 00:15:43.833
let's go for a ride.
00:15:44.458 --> 00:15:45.458
We're fucked.
00:15:48.666 --> 00:15:49.958
Are you sure it's safe?
00:15:50.041 --> 00:15:52.750
Just don't put your hands
too close to your face.
00:15:52.833 --> 00:15:55.666
Oh, shit. Aah!
00:15:55.750 --> 00:15:57.416
No! No! No!
00:15:57.500 --> 00:16:00.666
Grab. Nice. Right arm. Block.
00:16:01.750 --> 00:16:06.291
Move around. Good. Let me hear the rage.
Aah. Spins around, kick. Great.
00:16:06.375 --> 00:16:08.000
Get him, boy. Get him!
00:16:11.375 --> 00:16:12.958
Heart shot! Yeah!
00:16:13.041 --> 00:16:14.083
Dick shot!
00:16:14.166 --> 00:16:15.166
Over.
00:16:15.833 --> 00:16:16.833
Pow.
00:16:17.666 --> 00:16:19.958
Oi! And roll.
00:16:28.166 --> 00:16:30.083
Rusty, come! Come on, boy!
00:16:30.166 --> 00:16:33.250
Can you train him
to peck off Dustin's balls?
00:16:35.416 --> 00:16:36.416
I'm just kidding.
00:16:37.166 --> 00:16:39.166
But can you?
00:16:39.250 --> 00:16:41.375
♪ Said bitch, I'm the after
You been the before ♪
00:16:41.458 --> 00:16:43.218
♪ I been the stallion
You been the seahorse ♪
00:16:43.250 --> 00:16:45.050
♪ Don't need a report
Don't need a press run ♪
00:16:45.125 --> 00:16:47.000
♪ All of my bad pics
Been all my best ones ♪
00:16:47.083 --> 00:16:48.750
♪ I wear the hat
And I wear the pants ♪
00:16:48.833 --> 00:16:50.583
♪ I am advanced
I get advance ♪
00:16:50.666 --> 00:16:52.541
♪ And I do my dance
And cancel the plans ♪
00:16:52.625 --> 00:16:54.465
♪ Boo, don't be mad
'Cause you had the chance ♪
00:16:54.500 --> 00:16:58.666
♪ Drop, said I took it and I ran for it
I won it, then I stand on it ♪
00:16:58.750 --> 00:17:02.625
♪ Money on the floor when we dance on it
Shine bright, let them put a tan on it ♪
00:17:02.708 --> 00:17:06.041
♪ Said I took it and I ran for it
I won it, then I stand on it ♪
00:17:06.125 --> 00:17:08.291
♪ Money on the floor
When we dance on it ♪
00:17:08.375 --> 00:17:10.175
♪ Shine bright
Let them put a tan on it like ♪
00:17:10.208 --> 00:17:12.000
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪
00:17:12.083 --> 00:17:14.003
♪ I'm a bitch and a boss
I'mma shine like gloss ♪
00:17:14.041 --> 00:17:15.708
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪
00:17:15.791 --> 00:17:17.711
♪ I'm a bitch and a boss
I'mma shine like gloss ♪
00:17:17.791 --> 00:17:19.583
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪
00:17:19.666 --> 00:17:21.586
♪ I'm a bitch and a boss
I'mma shine like gloss ♪
00:17:21.666 --> 00:17:23.333
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss ♪
00:17:23.416 --> 00:17:26.500
♪ I'm a bitch and a boss
I'mma shine like gloss ♪
00:17:29.500 --> 00:17:31.083
Gavin, how are you?
00:17:31.166 --> 00:17:34.333
Hi! How are you doing?
00:17:34.416 --> 00:17:37.750
Oh, good. I just wanted
to say, uh, good luck,
00:17:37.833 --> 00:17:40.166
and we love you,
and we're counting on you.
00:17:40.250 --> 00:17:41.666
I know. I'm on it.
00:17:41.750 --> 00:17:45.541
You are such a hero
for keeping the lights on at the studio.
00:17:45.625 --> 00:17:49.708
This lockdown has been
so hard on all of us.
00:17:49.791 --> 00:17:51.416
But you're skiing?
00:17:51.500 --> 00:17:55.333
Yeah, well, this was the only country
that was open. Thank God I got my shot.
00:17:55.416 --> 00:17:58.541
Did you? I thought
they weren't available for six months.
00:17:58.625 --> 00:18:01.916
Oh, they're not. Not for normal people,
but I'm with rich people.
00:18:02.541 --> 00:18:05.750
Don't hate the player,
hate the game. Ugh! I hate the game.
00:18:05.833 --> 00:18:08.541
Anyway, have a great shoot.
00:18:08.625 --> 00:18:11.041
I love you. I'm in love with you.
00:18:11.125 --> 00:18:14.250
And do not fuck me!
00:18:14.333 --> 00:18:17.250
So the thing
about Harmony Ignite is it's about dreams.
00:18:17.333 --> 00:18:20.625
It's about
how you go about fulfilling your dreams.
00:18:20.708 --> 00:18:23.333
I'm not really looking for a new religion.
00:18:23.416 --> 00:18:25.458
I'm Hindu. Many gods, very busy.
00:18:25.541 --> 00:18:27.708
- I have a question for you, man.
- Mm-hmm.
00:18:28.291 --> 00:18:30.250
- What's your dream?
- My dream?
00:18:30.333 --> 00:18:31.750
Your dream. I wanna hear it.
00:18:33.583 --> 00:18:36.083
This won't be the last pandemic.
We all know that.
00:18:36.166 --> 00:18:38.375
- Absolutely.
- We still need to have sex.
00:18:38.458 --> 00:18:41.666
My brother, a software engineer in India,
has invented a glove.
00:18:41.750 --> 00:18:44.291
It's like a hand
that you can wrap around you
00:18:44.375 --> 00:18:46.833
or put inside you, anally.
00:18:46.916 --> 00:18:50.250
Then somewhere, in a different city,
somebody else has the hand,
00:18:50.333 --> 00:18:55.041
and then they do things to the hand
that you feel on you or inside you.
00:18:55.125 --> 00:18:59.000
You're safe. It's sanitary ecstasy.
You'll be wearing virtual reality goggles,
00:18:59.083 --> 00:19:02.416
so you can have sex
anywhere in the world with anyone.
00:19:03.875 --> 00:19:06.875
Well, thank you for coming
to pick up my tray. Appreciate it.
00:19:07.541 --> 00:19:09.375
Oh, no. Sure, yeah. Uh...
00:19:10.083 --> 00:19:11.083
This was...
00:19:11.416 --> 00:19:12.541
If you get lonely...
00:19:16.125 --> 00:19:17.000
Anika.
00:19:17.083 --> 00:19:18.083
Hi.
00:19:18.666 --> 00:19:20.375
I was wondering if you could help.
00:19:21.125 --> 00:19:22.125
With what?
00:19:22.166 --> 00:19:23.583
You wanna have sex with me?
00:19:23.666 --> 00:19:25.000
Yes, I do!
00:19:25.083 --> 00:19:26.541
Amazing.
00:19:26.625 --> 00:19:27.625
Not now.
00:19:28.541 --> 00:19:29.375
When?
00:19:29.458 --> 00:19:32.583
When I get to know you,
because I like you.
00:19:32.666 --> 00:19:35.500
- Great.
- Then I would like you to meet my father.
00:19:36.083 --> 00:19:39.375
And if you get his permission,
you will sign a lifelong agreement
00:19:39.458 --> 00:19:41.166
because I am a pure angel,
00:19:41.250 --> 00:19:43.708
and you won't come across
someone like me again.
00:19:55.750 --> 00:19:57.208
Okay, hi, guys!
00:19:57.291 --> 00:20:01.500
Yeah, let's talk about zones for a moment.
Uh, there are three main ones, okay?
00:20:01.583 --> 00:20:05.166
There's Red Zone. That's the best zone.
That's the actors, okay?
00:20:05.250 --> 00:20:07.791
Then there's Blue Zone. That's for crew.
00:20:07.875 --> 00:20:12.083
Then there's Yellow Zone for office staff.
We don't need to worry about that.
00:20:12.166 --> 00:20:14.916
Um, a lot of you
have been asking about flirting.
00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:18.500
Yes, it happens. Um, physical touch is,
of course, off the table.
00:20:18.583 --> 00:20:22.333
Um, so what I would recommend
is making sweet eyes at each other.
00:20:22.416 --> 00:20:25.875
Um, if you're wondering
what that looks like, that'd be...
00:20:27.125 --> 00:20:29.750
Mm.
00:20:31.375 --> 00:20:33.041
Wha...
00:20:35.750 --> 00:20:36.750
Oh.
00:20:37.833 --> 00:20:38.833
Mm.
00:20:39.416 --> 00:20:40.833
Are there any questions?
00:20:42.208 --> 00:20:44.791
Amazing! Let's have some fun.
00:20:49.583 --> 00:20:54.166
So, uh, Gio, this is
your first expedition up Mount Everest?
00:20:54.250 --> 00:20:57.083
Yes, but, uh, it is not news to me
00:20:57.166 --> 00:21:00.541
that Modelcorp is lucky
to have hired all of you
00:21:00.625 --> 00:21:05.000
to make sure all the creatures
of this land are respected
00:21:06.041 --> 00:21:07.250
and honored.
00:21:07.333 --> 00:21:08.750
It's not a creature.
00:21:09.333 --> 00:21:13.666
What we hear from the locals,
we may be dealing with a cliff beast.
00:21:13.750 --> 00:21:16.625
Climate change has melted
the whole top of the mountain.
00:21:16.708 --> 00:21:18.916
It's a burnt wasteland.
00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:21.750
The beast must have
come out of the melted permafrost.
00:21:24.875 --> 00:21:28.541
Global warming, my ass! Who did this?
00:21:28.625 --> 00:21:29.833
Uh, man.
00:21:31.125 --> 00:21:32.166
And wo-man.
00:21:32.250 --> 00:21:36.333
One thing I've learned growing up
in the mossy savannas of Alabama
00:21:36.416 --> 00:21:38.416
is if you've seen one June bug,
00:21:39.208 --> 00:21:41.958
there's more than likely
500 more waiting in the wings.
00:21:42.041 --> 00:21:45.250
- We've seen this before.
- Five times is what I have heard.
00:21:47.041 --> 00:21:50.208
Why are we going towards the dinosaurs?
That's where the danger is!
00:21:52.500 --> 00:21:56.333
Oh, no. That sounds like a baby
crying for its mama.
00:21:57.416 --> 00:21:59.291
That ain't no baby!
00:22:02.375 --> 00:22:04.000
My God, what are we gonna do?
00:22:09.458 --> 00:22:10.875
Somebody help him!
00:22:10.958 --> 00:22:11.875
Drop him!
00:22:16.125 --> 00:22:17.166
Hang in there!
00:22:17.250 --> 00:22:19.666
How does he fly? He has no feathers!
00:22:19.750 --> 00:22:21.958
Well, somebody taught him how to fly!
00:22:22.875 --> 00:22:23.875
Please stop!
00:22:24.708 --> 00:22:25.916
It's okay. I got him!
00:22:34.208 --> 00:22:35.708
All right, cut!
00:22:36.291 --> 00:22:37.875
Great work.
00:22:37.958 --> 00:22:39.958
- That was a great take.
- Moving on.
00:22:40.041 --> 00:22:41.541
- Oh, um, Sean?
- Yeah?
00:22:41.625 --> 00:22:44.916
Did you have a chance
to read the screenplay I sent you?
00:22:45.000 --> 00:22:48.958
Oh. They're bringing me down.
I'm sorry, buddy.
00:22:49.041 --> 00:22:51.750
- Oh, I can still hear you.
- One second. Getting unplugged.
00:22:51.833 --> 00:22:54.333
Darren, one note before we move on?
00:22:54.416 --> 00:22:57.500
I don't get when Dolly says,
"Somebody taught him how to fly."
00:22:57.583 --> 00:23:01.416
They're cliff beasts. It's in their DNA.
That's what they do. They fly.
00:23:01.500 --> 00:23:03.916
You can't rewrite my lines.
You're not the writer.
00:23:04.000 --> 00:23:05.833
But it goes against dinosaur logic.
00:23:05.916 --> 00:23:09.875
Why are you rewriting the script?
We have a writer. Aren't you an actor?
00:23:09.958 --> 00:23:12.791
Yes, but I'm also
the guardian of the franchise.
00:23:12.875 --> 00:23:15.041
- So I'm rewriting it.
- We have somebody.
00:23:15.125 --> 00:23:17.333
Can we play
to the top of our audience's intelligence?
00:23:17.416 --> 00:23:20.625
No, our audience is down here.
They're kids. That's our audience.
00:23:20.708 --> 00:23:24.625
Don't listen to him. He doesn't want me
to have the big crowd-applause line.
00:23:24.708 --> 00:23:27.750
Lauren, all of your lines
will be big applause lines
00:23:27.833 --> 00:23:29.583
if movie theaters ever open again.
00:23:29.666 --> 00:23:31.458
Carol hates the writing too.
00:23:31.541 --> 00:23:32.958
What? Carol?
00:23:33.041 --> 00:23:35.333
Lauren, that was private!
00:23:35.416 --> 00:23:37.333
Plus, I also didn't say it.
00:23:37.416 --> 00:23:41.041
That is exactly why I asked them
not to bring you back after you bailed.
00:23:41.125 --> 00:23:43.791
- I didn't bail. Am I getting coffee?
- Mm-hmm.
00:23:44.750 --> 00:23:47.166
- He doesn't know what he's doing.
- What are you doing?
00:23:47.250 --> 00:23:49.166
Covering your mic so people can't hear us.
00:23:50.166 --> 00:23:53.375
I know. I do feel like
my dialogue is a little lackluster.
00:23:53.458 --> 00:23:55.958
So let me fix it. Let me punch it up.
00:23:56.041 --> 00:23:58.166
- Can you do that?
- I can punch it up.
00:23:58.250 --> 00:23:59.666
Let me take care of you.
00:24:00.541 --> 00:24:02.125
How are you gonna take care of me?
00:24:02.208 --> 00:24:04.708
Well, I'm gonna start dialogue-wise,
00:24:04.791 --> 00:24:07.750
and then, you know,
move on from there, I guess?
00:24:07.833 --> 00:24:10.958
- You're gonna... punch me up?
- Oh, yeah.
00:24:13.291 --> 00:24:17.625
Guys, if you make any changes
to the script, can you just cc me on it?
00:24:17.708 --> 00:24:18.708
At least?
00:24:19.291 --> 00:24:22.916
"Guardian of the franchise"?
Assholes. I won Sundance!
00:24:23.000 --> 00:24:26.875
- What's the point of us being up here?
- Eyelines. So they know where to look.
00:24:28.500 --> 00:24:29.500
Pretty cool.
00:24:33.833 --> 00:24:38.833
♪ Why do birds suddenly appear ♪
00:24:38.916 --> 00:24:43.375
♪ Every time you are near? ♪
00:24:43.875 --> 00:24:45.958
♪ Just like me ♪
00:24:46.041 --> 00:24:47.833
♪ They long to be ♪
00:24:47.916 --> 00:24:50.791
♪ Close to you... ♪
00:24:50.875 --> 00:24:52.333
And you and you.
00:24:54.541 --> 00:24:56.458
- What's this?
- What's the next bit?
00:24:56.541 --> 00:24:59.291
Hey, guys. Just listen up for a second.
00:24:59.375 --> 00:25:00.750
Um...
00:25:00.833 --> 00:25:03.125
We have had a situation on set
00:25:04.166 --> 00:25:07.666
that means
we're going to shut down production
00:25:07.750 --> 00:25:09.416
and go back into quarantine.
00:25:11.666 --> 00:25:13.041
That's not even funny.
00:25:14.500 --> 00:25:17.000
Screw you, Gavin. That's hilarious, man.
00:25:17.083 --> 00:25:22.833
I wish I was joking, but I'm not.
You all have to go back to your rooms.
00:25:22.916 --> 00:25:23.750
No!
00:25:23.833 --> 00:25:26.125
We had a positive test on set,
00:25:26.208 --> 00:25:29.416
and although I am forbidden
from telling you who it was,
00:25:29.500 --> 00:25:32.041
let's just say it's the girl
who gets your coffees.
00:25:32.125 --> 00:25:33.625
Um, her name's Wendy.
00:25:33.708 --> 00:25:34.916
That creepy PA?
00:25:35.000 --> 00:25:39.125
Yeah, production were trying to be safe
by sending one person to get the coffees,
00:25:39.208 --> 00:25:43.583
when in fact that led to Wendy touching
about 80 coffee cups this morning.
00:25:43.666 --> 00:25:45.166
We're gonna die.
00:25:45.250 --> 00:25:48.375
No, we're not gonna die! Howie.
00:25:48.458 --> 00:25:50.166
Is this how it always goes?
00:25:50.250 --> 00:25:52.375
No, this is a shit show.
00:25:52.458 --> 00:25:55.208
- Guys, calm down!
- Oi!
00:25:55.291 --> 00:25:58.375
I am a mother,
so I have to go!
00:25:59.583 --> 00:26:01.333
Or I need a larger room.
00:26:01.416 --> 00:26:03.875
If I could just switch rooms with Howie,
00:26:03.958 --> 00:26:07.791
because he has the tub,
and I have only a shower!
00:26:07.875 --> 00:26:09.791
Yeah, but in Pakistan,
you ain't shit!
00:26:09.875 --> 00:26:14.916
Okay, guys, listen, okay?
I have had the virus three times, okay?
00:26:15.000 --> 00:26:17.375
And the first time,
I didn't even notice it.
00:26:17.458 --> 00:26:19.208
Second time, was in a coma.
00:26:19.291 --> 00:26:22.166
The third time, I lost
my sense of sort of taste and smell
00:26:22.250 --> 00:26:23.666
and how I felt about people.
00:26:23.750 --> 00:26:26.208
Trust me, that is something
that you want to avoid.
00:26:26.291 --> 00:26:27.541
I think he's still sick.
00:26:27.625 --> 00:26:29.166
I can't wear rings anymore
00:26:29.250 --> 00:26:32.125
because my fingers
change size every single day.
00:26:32.208 --> 00:26:35.750
I can't do this, man. I can't stay
in my room any longer on my own.
00:26:35.833 --> 00:26:37.583
If you make me, I'll fuck my chair!
00:26:37.666 --> 00:26:40.416
No. Look, guys, we're here for you.
00:26:40.500 --> 00:26:43.875
So don't worry.
Once you're all back in your rooms,
00:26:44.375 --> 00:26:46.208
we're gonna take great care of you.
00:26:46.291 --> 00:26:48.041
You have to go into your room too.
00:26:48.541 --> 00:26:50.166
- Why?
- You had a latte.
00:26:50.666 --> 00:26:52.625
- Oh, fuck!
- I know.
00:26:52.708 --> 00:26:55.083
So how are you feeling
about the new quarantine?
00:26:55.166 --> 00:26:57.041
Really? Really?
00:26:57.125 --> 00:26:59.250
- Sorry, when would be a good time...
- Never.
00:26:59.333 --> 00:27:00.333
- Fuck off!
- Perfect.
00:27:00.416 --> 00:27:02.750
It's ten seconds and we're done.
Are you ready?
00:27:02.833 --> 00:27:05.125
Yeah, let's go. Let's go.
00:27:07.458 --> 00:27:09.708
Fuck you! Fuck you, you fucking bastard!
00:27:09.791 --> 00:27:12.625
I'm gonna kill you,
and then I'm gonna murder your ghost!
00:27:13.791 --> 00:27:15.125
That was not too bad.
00:27:16.000 --> 00:27:17.250
You okay?
00:27:17.333 --> 00:27:20.875
♪ ...and give you my space
Know that that shit's not to waste, yo ♪
00:27:20.958 --> 00:27:22.750
♪ Still better know your place, yo ♪
00:27:22.833 --> 00:27:25.166
♪ I ain't slept good in days, yo... ♪
00:27:25.250 --> 00:27:26.416
- I'm sorry.
- I'll wait.
00:27:28.166 --> 00:27:31.416
- That's a little too deep.
- It's better that way. I think...
00:27:34.791 --> 00:27:37.625
- Are you... Excuse me, are you all right?
- Yes. Yeah, yeah.
00:27:37.708 --> 00:27:40.958
♪ You ain't seen no one like me since
Lauryn Hill back in the '90s, bitch ♪
00:27:41.041 --> 00:27:42.500
♪ Feeling myself... ♪
00:27:44.291 --> 00:27:45.875
♪ The olders make way
For the '90s kid ♪
00:27:45.958 --> 00:27:48.375
♪ Please don't kill my high, I been... ♪
00:27:48.458 --> 00:27:52.416
Fuck you! You're not gonna win!
I am gonna win, you motherfucker!
00:27:52.500 --> 00:27:56.166
"How many species have died
because of man? Thousands!"
00:27:56.250 --> 00:27:58.458
"I think it's snack time. For them."
00:27:58.541 --> 00:28:02.166
"These cliff beasts
are so large! How do they fly?"
00:28:02.250 --> 00:28:03.458
"How? How?"
00:28:03.541 --> 00:28:05.166
"How do they fly?"
00:28:05.250 --> 00:28:06.833
"There's nothing left to eat but us."
00:28:09.333 --> 00:28:11.666
"These cliff beasts are so large!"
00:28:11.750 --> 00:28:14.958
Sound idea for a cliff beast.
Here's beast one.
00:28:18.500 --> 00:28:19.500
Swooping down.
00:28:22.458 --> 00:28:23.291
Mating.
00:28:26.708 --> 00:28:28.458
Mourning the loss of a child.
00:28:32.375 --> 00:28:33.666
Full rage.
00:28:37.250 --> 00:28:39.958
Mother, I can't do 13 more days of this!
00:28:40.041 --> 00:28:42.791
I've already been doing this for 12 hours.
It's too much!
00:28:42.875 --> 00:28:44.625
Hey, guys, it's Krystal.
00:28:44.708 --> 00:28:47.041
Um, I'm back in quarantine in my room.
00:28:47.125 --> 00:28:49.458
I'm gonna need a lot of movie suggestions,
00:28:49.541 --> 00:28:51.958
but I wanna watch more, like, dark stuff.
00:28:52.041 --> 00:28:55.375
Everyone told me to watch
this movie, E.T.? Felt a little racist.
00:28:55.458 --> 00:28:57.958
I don't wanna watch anything
that'd offend my fans.
00:28:58.041 --> 00:29:00.541
I have respect
for everybody that follows me.
00:29:00.625 --> 00:29:03.541
Sean, you are not
in competition with Krystal.
00:29:03.625 --> 00:29:07.958
You are not aging.
You don't need 100 million followers.
00:29:09.083 --> 00:29:10.166
I am titanium!
00:29:10.250 --> 00:29:12.083
I am invincible! Age is an illusion!
00:29:12.166 --> 00:29:13.833
Time cannot catch me! Never die!
00:29:16.708 --> 00:29:20.833
♪ Like I give a fuck
Like I give a shit about that fuck ♪
00:29:20.916 --> 00:29:24.458
♪ Like I give a fuck
Like I give a shit about that fuck ♪
00:29:24.541 --> 00:29:26.750
♪ Like I give a fuck about that... ♪
00:29:26.833 --> 00:29:28.791
I need weed immediately!
Buy a drone.
00:29:28.875 --> 00:29:32.708
Attach my marijuana to the drone.
Fly that shit through my fucking window!
00:29:32.791 --> 00:29:37.583
"I just want a safe place
for the dinosaurs to live!"
00:29:55.333 --> 00:29:57.666
I really couldn't do this without you.
00:29:57.750 --> 00:30:02.166
I probably could do it without you,
but that's just because I'm used to it.
00:30:02.250 --> 00:30:05.166
This is the first time I've left Indiana.
00:30:05.250 --> 00:30:08.166
So did you, like,
audition for the movie or what?
00:30:08.250 --> 00:30:12.083
I think they just jammed me in this movie
because I have a lot of followers.
00:30:12.166 --> 00:30:14.958
Must be fun having 100 million followers.
00:30:15.041 --> 00:30:16.875
Sometimes I just want a break,
00:30:16.958 --> 00:30:21.041
but my mom just tells me
if I don't keep putting out content,
00:30:21.125 --> 00:30:23.750
then everybody's just gonna
forget about me, so...
00:30:23.833 --> 00:30:26.291
I can help you if you want.
00:30:26.791 --> 00:30:30.000
You know, I've never had a normal friend.
00:30:31.166 --> 00:30:33.500
No one's ever called me normal before.
00:30:35.541 --> 00:30:36.833
Why are you laughing?
00:30:38.250 --> 00:30:39.958
You're such a freak.
00:30:41.833 --> 00:30:44.541
Whoo! I'm doing it, son!
00:30:46.625 --> 00:30:47.916
This is awesome!
00:30:48.875 --> 00:30:50.458
Gavin, buddy, can you hear me?
00:30:50.541 --> 00:30:51.583
Yeah.
00:30:51.666 --> 00:30:54.000
This is all I'm doing? I'm just going up?
00:30:54.083 --> 00:30:57.500
You're only allowed to learn how to go up.
00:30:57.583 --> 00:31:00.041
That's all we need
for the shot in the movie.
00:31:00.125 --> 00:31:02.625
If I can go forward
just even a little bit,
00:31:02.708 --> 00:31:05.500
my fans, they will shit their dicks.
00:31:05.583 --> 00:31:07.875
Gavin, is this safe? Why is he doing this?
00:31:07.958 --> 00:31:11.125
He wouldn't do the movie
unless we let him do this.
00:31:11.208 --> 00:31:15.625
How exciting is it to direct a movie
with a $100 million budget?
00:31:15.708 --> 00:31:16.875
It's a lot of pressure.
00:31:16.958 --> 00:31:20.500
Well, it would be a lot of pressure
if the cast wasn't so brilliant.
00:31:20.583 --> 00:31:21.708
See you later, buddy.
00:31:21.791 --> 00:31:24.541
Are you worried people
won't watch a movie about dinosaurs,
00:31:24.625 --> 00:31:27.000
given the serious nature
of the global pandemic?
00:31:27.083 --> 00:31:29.333
Hey, are you being a fly on the wall?
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:34.125
You're a pretty noisy fucking fly!
I can hardly hear the helicopter!
00:31:34.208 --> 00:31:35.583
Sorry, just doing my job.
00:31:35.666 --> 00:31:39.125
What job is that?
Trying to get in my fucking head?
00:31:39.625 --> 00:31:41.000
Like he wants me to fail!
00:31:41.083 --> 00:31:44.791
Don't let him mess with your focus.
Everybody wants you to fail.
00:31:44.875 --> 00:31:46.833
Don't give a fuck about him.
00:31:46.916 --> 00:31:48.208
What?
00:31:53.541 --> 00:31:56.625
- Where's Ronjon?
- You asked for a tray table to be removed.
00:31:56.708 --> 00:31:57.958
I said send Ronjon.
00:31:58.041 --> 00:32:01.625
You wanted sex, but you will get love.
00:32:03.000 --> 00:32:04.000
Hold on.
00:32:16.708 --> 00:32:18.500
Isn't that nice?
00:32:19.708 --> 00:32:20.916
You don't know me!
00:32:25.291 --> 00:32:28.208
Am I a great director?
00:32:29.583 --> 00:32:31.208
Yes, of course you are.
00:32:31.291 --> 00:32:32.791
You have a vision.
00:32:32.875 --> 00:32:34.583
- Yeah, I think I do.
- Yeah.
00:32:34.666 --> 00:32:38.083
So what do I do when Dustin
keeps trying to rewrite the script?
00:32:38.166 --> 00:32:42.958
When he tells you his ideas,
tell him you'll think about them,
00:32:43.458 --> 00:32:45.125
and then never get back to him.
00:32:45.208 --> 00:32:46.625
You do that to me.
00:32:46.708 --> 00:32:48.750
No, with you, I'm actually thinking.
00:32:51.750 --> 00:32:53.166
I'm just playing around.
00:32:54.291 --> 00:32:55.666
Making movies is fun!
00:32:57.833 --> 00:32:59.291
That's why we do it!
00:32:59.375 --> 00:33:03.958
I'm sorry I skipped your mom's funeral
to go to the People's Choice Awards.
00:33:04.041 --> 00:33:06.875
I'm sorry that I
00:33:07.791 --> 00:33:09.833
burned down your back office.
00:33:09.916 --> 00:33:12.041
I'm sorry I slept with your agent.
00:33:13.875 --> 00:33:15.500
- Sorry that...
- And your manager.
00:33:16.958 --> 00:33:18.541
And your divorce lawyer.
00:33:18.625 --> 00:33:20.833
- Yeah.
- Uh...
00:33:20.916 --> 00:33:23.083
I'm sorry I gave up on us.
00:33:23.666 --> 00:33:25.875
Why is it always so hard?
00:33:25.958 --> 00:33:31.708
I think 'cause you're so strong.
You're so intimidating. So talented.
00:33:31.791 --> 00:33:33.125
Hmm.
00:33:33.208 --> 00:33:37.000
I feel like nobody would be able
to fix the script the way you do
00:33:37.833 --> 00:33:42.416
and stay in such incredible shape.
00:33:42.500 --> 00:33:43.541
And you
00:33:44.666 --> 00:33:46.125
are an amazing mother.
00:33:48.708 --> 00:33:52.000
- Take me to the peak!
- We are on a mountain!
00:33:52.083 --> 00:33:55.125
Mount Everest!
00:33:55.208 --> 00:33:57.916
- Ooh. I think I see one of the crew.
- Oh, shit. Get...
00:33:59.208 --> 00:34:03.458
Uh, so how
is the major motion picture going?
00:34:03.541 --> 00:34:06.125
It's fine. Everybody's just old.
00:34:06.208 --> 00:34:07.916
Is there somebody cute there?
00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:10.250
Who you maybe wanna smooch with?
00:34:11.333 --> 00:34:13.791
Don't be gross, Mom! God!
00:34:13.875 --> 00:34:17.458
Is Timmy-thee Oilyphant there? Oh.
00:34:17.541 --> 00:34:19.250
- No!
- I could...
00:34:19.333 --> 00:34:22.333
Why are you saying it like that?
That's not his name!
00:34:22.416 --> 00:34:25.250
But I wish he was here.
I do. He's very cute.
00:34:25.333 --> 00:34:29.083
Oh. Are you nervous
to meet the dinosaurs during your act?
00:34:29.166 --> 00:34:31.208
Mom, they're not real!
00:34:31.291 --> 00:34:33.666
They, like... They put them in after.
00:34:33.750 --> 00:34:36.875
I thought there was an elephant
wearing a mask or something.
00:34:36.958 --> 00:34:39.208
I wish you were here. I'm so lonely.
00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:43.291
Aww!
00:34:55.250 --> 00:34:57.666
Come on!
00:35:13.458 --> 00:35:16.625
- Oh! Jesus!
- You okay?
00:35:16.708 --> 00:35:18.125
- I'm fine!
- Let me check.
00:35:18.208 --> 00:35:20.041
- Hey, whoa, social distancing.
- Sorry.
00:35:20.666 --> 00:35:22.666
Why are you kicking balls around?
00:35:22.750 --> 00:35:26.041
Uh, I'm with my squad.
We're just bubbling before the big game.
00:35:26.125 --> 00:35:28.458
- A game? What kind of a game?
- Football.
00:35:28.541 --> 00:35:30.833
Soccer. I play for Betis.
00:35:31.583 --> 00:35:34.541
Oh. I didn't realize
anybody else was in this hotel.
00:35:34.625 --> 00:35:35.625
Well, we are.
00:35:36.375 --> 00:35:39.666
Well, I'm bubbling too. I'm an actress,
and we're making a movie.
00:35:41.041 --> 00:35:42.041
I know you.
00:35:42.541 --> 00:35:43.666
Cliff Beasts.
00:35:44.250 --> 00:35:46.416
Dr. Lacie.
00:35:46.500 --> 00:35:48.041
Yes, that's me, Dr. Lacie.
00:35:48.625 --> 00:35:50.541
You're in Jerusalem Rising too, right?
00:35:50.625 --> 00:35:52.750
- Yes.
- I have to ask.
00:35:52.833 --> 00:35:55.375
Are you half-Palestinian, half-Israeli?
00:35:55.458 --> 00:35:57.208
Actually, I'm not either.
00:35:57.875 --> 00:35:59.125
Great acting.
00:35:59.208 --> 00:36:02.291
Ah! That's so good to hear.
So many people got mad at me.
00:36:02.375 --> 00:36:06.125
Everyone was offended. I was like,
"I'm just trying to create a piece of art
00:36:06.208 --> 00:36:08.666
that might help solve the issues."
00:36:08.750 --> 00:36:09.750
Peace.
00:36:10.958 --> 00:36:15.458
Well, Lacie, would you like to, uh, go to
my room right now and just talk for a bit?
00:36:17.333 --> 00:36:18.958
- I'd like to talk.
- Yeah, me too.
00:36:19.041 --> 00:36:21.458
I feel like I haven't talked
in a very long time.
00:36:22.125 --> 00:36:24.125
I'm a lot of fun to talk to.
00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:27.375
I've just been talking to myself lately.
00:36:27.458 --> 00:36:30.875
If I don't talk to you,
I think I'm going to explode.
00:36:30.958 --> 00:36:33.500
But I don't think
we're allowed to cross bubbles.
00:36:33.583 --> 00:36:35.791
No, we wouldn't be crossing bubbles.
00:36:36.458 --> 00:36:38.083
We'd be making a new bubble.
00:36:38.708 --> 00:36:41.041
Then we're just inside
each other's bubbles.
00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:47.750
No. No, no, no. No, we can't.
Stop it. Stop it.
00:36:48.625 --> 00:36:51.000
Goodbye, Dr. Lacie.
00:36:53.958 --> 00:36:57.791
Hello, friends. Good morning.
00:36:57.875 --> 00:37:01.416
Thank you all
for joining our morning meditation.
00:37:01.500 --> 00:37:07.625
This is our opportunity to breathe,
let go of our troubles, and recharge.
00:37:07.708 --> 00:37:08.750
Yeah.
00:37:08.833 --> 00:37:11.250
I want you to close your eyes.
00:37:12.041 --> 00:37:15.041
Let the air fill your lungs...
00:37:16.291 --> 00:37:21.041
...and release the fear
of catching the virus.
00:37:21.708 --> 00:37:25.541
And release the fear
of the movie industry collapsing,
00:37:26.125 --> 00:37:28.416
leaving all of you penniless.
00:37:28.500 --> 00:37:29.625
Why you saying that?
00:37:29.708 --> 00:37:33.166
Breathe in, and breathe out that fear
00:37:33.250 --> 00:37:36.166
that the world is soon going to realize
00:37:36.250 --> 00:37:39.166
you people are not that special.
00:37:39.666 --> 00:37:41.583
One might say useless.
00:37:41.666 --> 00:37:43.125
- Excuse me, Bola.
- Yeah?
00:37:43.208 --> 00:37:46.208
I can't take this.
I can't take this shit no more, please.
00:37:46.291 --> 00:37:48.666
Don't judge your thoughts. Observe them!
00:37:48.750 --> 00:37:53.041
I can't observe them. This is more
than I can take. Yeah, I'm in pain.
00:37:53.125 --> 00:37:56.208
And I'm bored.
Bored as fuck in this hotel!
00:37:56.291 --> 00:37:58.125
I need out of the hotel right now!
00:37:58.208 --> 00:38:00.833
Howie, let me tell you
about Harmony Ignite.
00:38:00.916 --> 00:38:01.958
Sean, do us a favor?
00:38:02.041 --> 00:38:04.375
- Yeah.
- Harmony Ignite your asshole!
00:38:04.458 --> 00:38:05.916
- Howie!
- Howie, easy!
00:38:06.458 --> 00:38:09.083
You can't leave.
You're the comic relief of the movie.
00:38:09.166 --> 00:38:11.791
Fuck you, you fucker!
How's that for witty comic relief? Huh?
00:38:11.875 --> 00:38:12.708
Howie.
00:38:12.791 --> 00:38:16.458
I don't even know why you're complaining.
It's not that bad being here.
00:38:16.541 --> 00:38:19.708
Why you talking to me?
Your dances pave the way to the hellfire.
00:38:19.791 --> 00:38:21.267
- Howie.
- Oh, my God.
00:38:21.291 --> 00:38:24.416
Emotions are like a wave.
You just gotta ride 'em.
00:38:24.500 --> 00:38:25.958
- Like a wave?
- Let it pass.
00:38:26.041 --> 00:38:28.416
- Let me show you a wave.
- Oh, my God! Howie!
00:38:28.500 --> 00:38:29.958
- Howie!
- Let go.
00:38:30.041 --> 00:38:32.583
Are you riding the wave?
How's this wave for you?
00:38:32.666 --> 00:38:36.250
- Howie, you're hurting him.
- I've got his dick in my hand! His lulli!
00:38:36.333 --> 00:38:37.666
Let go of his lulli.
00:38:37.750 --> 00:38:39.416
Howie, release! Release!
00:38:39.500 --> 00:38:42.166
I'll rip his lulli off
if you keep pushing me!
00:38:42.250 --> 00:38:44.625
Don't push me!
That's enough. I'm gone from here.
00:38:45.208 --> 00:38:48.375
Sick of this place! What kind
of devilish business going on in here?
00:38:48.458 --> 00:38:50.416
Hey, hey, hey! What's going on here?
00:38:50.500 --> 00:38:52.500
I'll tell you what. I'm leaving!
00:38:52.583 --> 00:38:56.041
Howie, you are not leaving.
We are in the middle of shooting!
00:38:56.125 --> 00:38:58.208
I don't give a shit. You can replace me.
00:38:58.291 --> 00:39:00.750
That's not true!
No one can play Jarrar but you.
00:39:00.833 --> 00:39:02.083
You're irreplaceable!
00:39:02.166 --> 00:39:05.000
Anybody could play Jarrar!
Should I tell you why? Batman!
00:39:05.083 --> 00:39:07.041
- Batman?
- He was Michael Keaton, yeah?
00:39:07.125 --> 00:39:08.416
Then he was Val Kilmer.
00:39:08.500 --> 00:39:11.333
Then George Clooney,
but he brought too much sex to the role!
00:39:11.416 --> 00:39:14.416
They got rid of him,
brought in Ben Affleck, Christian Bale,
00:39:14.500 --> 00:39:16.791
now he's that skinny bastard
from Twilight.
00:39:16.875 --> 00:39:18.625
Not within the same movie!
00:39:18.708 --> 00:39:21.833
Zip! Gavin, everybody is replaceable.
00:39:21.916 --> 00:39:25.083
This is a very judgmental business.
You leave, you'll be blackballed.
00:39:25.166 --> 00:39:27.958
Thank you for your concern, but I am gone!
00:39:28.041 --> 00:39:30.625
And you can fuck off!
00:39:30.708 --> 00:39:31.625
Howie!
00:39:31.708 --> 00:39:34.208
Howie, your weed turned up this morning!
00:39:34.291 --> 00:39:36.416
- Howie!
- Howie, where are you going?
00:39:36.500 --> 00:39:39.250
- I'm going to London!
- Send help!
00:39:39.333 --> 00:39:41.458
- We need you!
- What are you doing?
00:39:41.541 --> 00:39:43.125
- Howie! Come on!
- Howie!
00:39:43.208 --> 00:39:45.375
- That was pretty good.
- He's okay.
00:39:45.458 --> 00:39:49.541
Howie Frangopolous! Come back!
00:39:49.625 --> 00:39:52.708
♪ Finally, escaped to freedom! ♪
00:39:52.791 --> 00:39:53.833
Tah, tah, tah!
00:39:53.916 --> 00:39:56.250
That is not London.
He is going the wrong way.
00:39:56.333 --> 00:39:58.000
Goodbye, Howie!
00:39:58.958 --> 00:39:59.958
Goodbye!
00:40:08.458 --> 00:40:11.041
Um... What is going on?
00:40:11.125 --> 00:40:15.166
Oh. A little bit of extra protection
for you. A little bit of security.
00:40:15.750 --> 00:40:18.208
Don't worry!
We'll pop stickers on your backs.
00:40:18.291 --> 00:40:20.891
- Your hands are cold.
- What's going on our backs?
00:40:20.958 --> 00:40:22.750
Hey! That is cold!
00:40:22.833 --> 00:40:24.458
Sticker like a name badge?
00:40:24.541 --> 00:40:26.833
Kind of, yeah.
Just so we know where you are,
00:40:26.916 --> 00:40:28.541
who you are, social distancing.
00:40:28.625 --> 00:40:29.875
You're tracking us?
00:40:29.958 --> 00:40:31.333
We're keeping you safe.
00:40:31.416 --> 00:40:35.458
So it's just for health reasons.
So we can keep the machine moving.
00:40:35.541 --> 00:40:37.375
Understood, yeah.
00:40:37.458 --> 00:40:38.291
Hey, gang!
00:40:38.375 --> 00:40:42.000
I see you've all met Mr. Best,
our new head of security.
00:40:42.083 --> 00:40:44.083
We're in good hands with Mr. Best.
00:40:44.166 --> 00:40:46.833
He was recently
head of security for DaBaby.
00:40:46.916 --> 00:40:48.125
Lovely lad.
00:40:48.208 --> 00:40:51.333
I'm not wearing one of those, man.
It's radiation. It's EMF.
00:40:51.416 --> 00:40:55.375
Messes with my fucking brain waves.
I don't even wear wireless earbuds.
00:40:55.916 --> 00:40:57.916
- Hey!
- Gavin...
00:40:58.000 --> 00:40:59.041
Not your job.
00:40:59.125 --> 00:41:00.750
He'll do it. He's doing it.
00:41:00.833 --> 00:41:02.208
Should we take it easy?
00:41:02.291 --> 00:41:03.875
- There you go.
- Okay, all done?
00:41:03.958 --> 00:41:05.958
- A little rough.
- That's a little, uh...
00:41:06.041 --> 00:41:06.875
What the fuck?
00:41:06.958 --> 00:41:11.500
Right, off you go!
There's a Golden Globe waiting for you!
00:41:11.583 --> 00:41:14.958
Okay, guys, thank you very much.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
00:41:15.041 --> 00:41:18.041
Shit is getting real on Cliff Beasts.
00:41:18.125 --> 00:41:19.375
Was that necessary?
00:41:19.458 --> 00:41:23.083
No, just trying to get it
in the can, as per instructions.
00:41:23.166 --> 00:41:25.875
No one's gonna go
wandering off now, are they?
00:41:29.833 --> 00:41:32.666
Maybe Jarrar just wandered off.
00:41:32.750 --> 00:41:34.708
You don't wander off on Everest.
00:41:34.791 --> 00:41:37.625
He's a quitter.
Once a quitter, always a quitter.
00:41:37.708 --> 00:41:40.666
The corporation
will not be happy.
00:41:40.750 --> 00:41:43.458
I'm beginning to wonder
about this corporation.
00:41:46.541 --> 00:41:47.625
What is this?
00:41:51.250 --> 00:41:53.416
This is Jarrar's reversible polar fleece.
00:41:53.500 --> 00:41:56.916
Well, maybe he got tired
and he made camp here somewhere.
00:41:57.000 --> 00:41:58.916
I am not so optimistic.
00:42:02.083 --> 00:42:03.083
What is that?
00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:09.500
Sweet Jesus in a basket.
00:42:14.541 --> 00:42:15.583
Is that Jarrar?
00:42:15.666 --> 00:42:17.458
It might not be him.
00:42:17.541 --> 00:42:20.041
There are a lot
of inexperienced hikers up here.
00:42:20.125 --> 00:42:21.500
But that is his belt.
00:42:22.125 --> 00:42:24.625
That doesn't mean anything.
I got the same belt.
00:42:33.083 --> 00:42:35.458
Looks like... he's feeding.
00:42:43.416 --> 00:42:46.083
It is so large. How does it fly?
00:42:56.583 --> 00:42:59.375
I checked the whole west face.
No sign of him.
00:43:08.583 --> 00:43:10.208
Cut! It's great.
00:43:10.291 --> 00:43:12.541
- What do you think? Is it gonna work?
- Hmm.
00:43:12.625 --> 00:43:14.250
- I've got one thought.
- Yeah.
00:43:15.208 --> 00:43:16.208
Fuck Howie.
00:43:18.875 --> 00:43:19.875
You're bad!
00:43:24.250 --> 00:43:25.250
Hello?
00:43:25.916 --> 00:43:28.041
Hello. Is Josh there?
00:43:28.125 --> 00:43:30.166
Hold on. Josh!
00:43:30.250 --> 00:43:31.250
Coming!
00:43:31.708 --> 00:43:33.416
Will you turn off the bath?
00:43:33.500 --> 00:43:35.291
Hey, Carol. What's up?
00:43:35.375 --> 00:43:36.958
Hi. Who was that?
00:43:37.041 --> 00:43:39.708
Uh, well, that's Monica.
00:43:40.333 --> 00:43:41.333
Who is Monica?
00:43:41.416 --> 00:43:42.416
She's the...
00:43:43.583 --> 00:43:46.541
the server that you liked
who waited on us on Valentine's Day.
00:43:46.625 --> 00:43:48.291
She's the waitress from Baltaire?
00:43:48.375 --> 00:43:51.791
Don't say "waitress" with that tone.
She risks her life to feed people!
00:43:51.875 --> 00:43:54.208
Why is she in my house?
00:43:54.291 --> 00:43:56.750
Look, I'm just gonna say this, all right?
00:43:56.833 --> 00:43:58.291
I'm breaking up with you.
00:43:58.375 --> 00:44:00.083
What?
00:44:00.166 --> 00:44:02.166
And it's not just about Monica either.
00:44:02.250 --> 00:44:05.833
I realized that all you care about
is yourself, and not me.
00:44:05.916 --> 00:44:07.250
Where is this coming from?
00:44:07.333 --> 00:44:09.875
Of course I care.
I care about you so much!
00:44:09.958 --> 00:44:14.083
You care about me so much that you jump
on a plane to London during a plague!
00:44:14.166 --> 00:44:17.000
- I can't believe this!
- Say goodbye to Carol!
00:44:17.083 --> 00:44:18.083
Who's Carol?
00:44:22.875 --> 00:44:24.208
- Pippa?
- Hmm?
00:44:24.291 --> 00:44:25.958
Do you wanna have sex with me?
00:44:27.083 --> 00:44:28.958
I'm eating, blud.
00:44:29.041 --> 00:44:30.583
Sorry. Sorry.
00:44:32.875 --> 00:44:33.875
Gunther?
00:44:35.000 --> 00:44:37.375
I'm done eating, but I'm okay, thank you.
00:44:51.125 --> 00:44:52.125
Hi.
00:44:52.750 --> 00:44:53.750
Dr. Lacie.
00:44:55.041 --> 00:44:57.458
- I dreamed it would be you.
- You did?
00:44:57.541 --> 00:44:59.666
- My name is Zaki.
- Oh, I was gonna ask you.
00:44:59.750 --> 00:45:01.250
- Let's talk.
- Okay.
00:45:05.708 --> 00:45:06.958
Hello!
00:45:08.416 --> 00:45:10.041
- Hey, Rafi!
- Point the camera up.
00:45:10.125 --> 00:45:11.208
- Move the camera.
- Fine.
00:45:11.291 --> 00:45:12.666
Let me see that...
00:45:12.750 --> 00:45:14.625
- Hi!
- Nice 'stache.
00:45:14.708 --> 00:45:15.833
How's the homework?
00:45:15.916 --> 00:45:19.708
I'm quitting high school. I don't need it.
My friends said I can get a trust fund.
00:45:19.791 --> 00:45:21.041
- Guess what?
- What?
00:45:21.125 --> 00:45:24.041
Mommy and Papa are back together.
00:45:24.125 --> 00:45:27.041
Mom, I thought you were dating
the guy who used to be on Friends!
00:45:27.125 --> 00:45:29.625
- Raphael, stop it!
- Dad is the devil!
00:45:29.708 --> 00:45:30.750
What?
00:45:30.833 --> 00:45:34.583
He's never gonna change! I googled him.
He's done some fucked-up shit.
00:45:34.666 --> 00:45:36.666
I've gotta finish my game. Bye!
00:45:36.750 --> 00:45:37.750
Rafi!
00:45:39.625 --> 00:45:40.958
What a nightmare!
00:45:41.041 --> 00:45:44.083
- Ever wonder if we picked the right kid?
- Don't say that.
00:45:44.166 --> 00:45:48.833
No, when we got him, they said
he was just shy and that he'd warm up,
00:45:48.916 --> 00:45:50.583
but he never warmed up...
00:45:50.666 --> 00:45:51.791
I can hear you!
00:45:52.375 --> 00:45:54.458
Man, you guys are a bag full of dicks!
00:45:55.000 --> 00:45:56.000
Fuck!
00:45:57.000 --> 00:45:58.166
No!
00:45:59.166 --> 00:46:00.458
That was...
00:46:00.541 --> 00:46:02.375
There's no coming back from that.
00:46:06.166 --> 00:46:09.333
I don't think we're allowed
to leave the hotel. I signed something.
00:46:09.416 --> 00:46:11.791
We're 18. They expect us to do this.
00:46:11.875 --> 00:46:13.375
Okay, let's go to London.
00:46:20.708 --> 00:46:23.666
Make me smile.
00:46:24.708 --> 00:46:26.166
Hmm...
00:46:28.791 --> 00:46:30.458
Hello, I'm Kate.
00:46:30.541 --> 00:46:33.833
Welcome to your 30-minute morning stretch.
00:46:33.916 --> 00:46:37.666
Are you ready
to start a new day with new habits?
00:46:37.750 --> 00:46:39.833
Change me. Change me.
00:46:39.916 --> 00:46:41.083
- Great!
- Change me.
00:46:41.166 --> 00:46:42.166
I'm ready too.
00:46:42.250 --> 00:46:46.125
Let's go. We're just gonna start
with a really easy swing.
00:46:46.208 --> 00:46:48.958
No stress. Great.
00:46:49.583 --> 00:46:50.625
Let's come down.
00:46:52.041 --> 00:46:54.541
Let's just take a moment
to connect with the earth.
00:46:58.041 --> 00:46:59.708
- Dieter.
- Huh?
00:47:00.583 --> 00:47:01.791
You're kind of cute.
00:47:04.791 --> 00:47:05.833
I like your hair.
00:47:07.625 --> 00:47:09.000
For our next exercise,
00:47:09.083 --> 00:47:11.958
I would like you
to enter me for 30 thrusts.
00:47:12.041 --> 00:47:14.416
Let's do that ten times,
00:47:15.083 --> 00:47:18.625
and continue until I say we're done.
00:47:20.000 --> 00:47:21.250
That's a lot of sets.
00:47:21.833 --> 00:47:24.583
I love you, Dr. Lacie.
00:47:24.666 --> 00:47:27.333
I love you too. But it's Carol.
00:47:27.416 --> 00:47:29.125
Carol Lacie.
00:47:29.208 --> 00:47:31.750
No, just Carol!
00:47:31.833 --> 00:47:32.833
Dr. Carol.
00:47:32.875 --> 00:47:34.791
No, I'm not a doctor.
00:47:35.833 --> 00:47:36.958
Kate?
00:47:38.208 --> 00:47:39.375
Are you me?
00:47:39.916 --> 00:47:42.583
I'm you. You're me. I'm horny. Who cares?
00:47:42.666 --> 00:47:44.166
This is creepy,
00:47:44.250 --> 00:47:45.541
but I like it.
00:47:45.625 --> 00:47:48.083
Shut up. Get over here.
00:47:48.166 --> 00:47:49.208
Yes, ma'am.
00:48:04.208 --> 00:48:05.250
I don't understand!
00:48:13.416 --> 00:48:14.416
Did you?
00:48:15.291 --> 00:48:16.583
No.
00:48:16.666 --> 00:48:18.208
I never orgasm.
00:48:18.708 --> 00:48:22.000
Oh!
00:48:22.083 --> 00:48:26.291
Are you ready to start a new day?
00:48:26.375 --> 00:48:27.583
I'm sorry.
00:48:29.833 --> 00:48:33.333
Ronjon, make sure you spend time
on that pineapple. Each groove.
00:48:34.041 --> 00:48:35.041
All right.
00:48:36.625 --> 00:48:37.625
Thank you.
00:48:41.791 --> 00:48:42.791
Oh, my God.
00:48:43.458 --> 00:48:44.625
I think I'm sick.
00:48:45.666 --> 00:48:48.000
Yeah, you're sick with love.
00:48:48.083 --> 00:48:50.541
No, I think it's the virus.
00:48:51.125 --> 00:48:53.791
You can't have the virus.
We're in the bubble.
00:48:59.625 --> 00:49:01.125
Bola, hold my hair.
00:49:01.208 --> 00:49:03.500
Your hair is short.
There is no hair to hold!
00:49:03.583 --> 00:49:05.541
Hold my hair!
00:49:05.625 --> 00:49:08.166
Uh, I don't want to be here.
I want to resign.
00:49:08.250 --> 00:49:09.500
Bola...
00:49:10.625 --> 00:49:11.625
Uh...
00:49:12.750 --> 00:49:14.541
I really don't want to.
00:49:15.166 --> 00:49:17.458
- I'm not supposed to be here.
- Bola...
00:49:17.541 --> 00:49:19.208
Where do I hold? Okay!
00:49:22.500 --> 00:49:23.916
No! No, no, no, no!
00:49:28.958 --> 00:49:31.166
Okay, guys? Uh, listen up.
00:49:31.250 --> 00:49:34.250
Uh, I've got some very important
health news for you.
00:49:34.333 --> 00:49:38.583
- You all tested negative for the virus.
- Yes!
00:49:38.666 --> 00:49:43.833
However, some of you
have tested positive for influenza.
00:49:44.791 --> 00:49:46.875
- The good virus.
- The good one.
00:49:46.958 --> 00:49:48.375
Two of you tested positive
00:49:48.458 --> 00:49:51.708
for two separate cases
of sexually transmitted diseases.
00:49:52.625 --> 00:49:55.291
How'd we get the flu? We're in the bubble.
00:49:55.375 --> 00:49:57.583
We've narrowed it down
to a delivery person
00:49:57.666 --> 00:49:59.875
and one of the gardeners.
We are handling it.
00:49:59.958 --> 00:50:01.791
If this is just the normal flu,
00:50:01.875 --> 00:50:04.250
we could push on
and complete the day, right?
00:50:04.333 --> 00:50:05.833
Absolutely, yeah.
00:50:05.916 --> 00:50:09.375
Actors are some of the toughest people
I know. We can handle it.
00:50:09.458 --> 00:50:13.416
I once played host
to a 30-foot-long tapeworm
00:50:13.500 --> 00:50:16.333
during Cliff Beasts 2,
and nobody even knew.
00:50:16.416 --> 00:50:19.625
I broke my wrist and ankle
on the last movie I did.
00:50:19.708 --> 00:50:22.500
- I didn't tell anybody.
- Good lad. That's the spirit.
00:50:22.583 --> 00:50:25.416
I'm very concerned about Carol and Dieter.
00:50:25.500 --> 00:50:28.416
I think they should at least
have the rest of the day off.
00:50:28.500 --> 00:50:31.041
We're not shutting this down
for a bit of snot.
00:50:31.125 --> 00:50:35.083
Let's have a show of hands, okay?
Who wants to power through today?
00:50:36.625 --> 00:50:40.958
Right, let's get out there
and kill some cliff beasts!
00:50:41.041 --> 00:50:42.541
- Yeah!
- Yes!
00:50:49.666 --> 00:50:50.791
I can hear something!
00:50:51.833 --> 00:50:53.250
The nest must be close.
00:50:59.375 --> 00:51:02.666
You guys better get moving,
or you're gonna be bird seed.
00:51:04.208 --> 00:51:05.625
I don't feel so good.
00:51:06.875 --> 00:51:08.708
We should do this another day.
00:51:10.833 --> 00:51:12.833
- You got this.
- Lauren?
00:51:13.833 --> 00:51:15.083
Lauren!
00:51:16.416 --> 00:51:17.791
Something's up with Lauren.
00:51:20.458 --> 00:51:22.041
I can't do this anymore.
00:51:25.583 --> 00:51:27.500
Oh, my God, I'm gonna throw up.
00:51:27.583 --> 00:51:29.916
Please don't
because then I will too.
00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:32.958
Winners never quit,
and quitters never win!
00:51:33.041 --> 00:51:36.083
I don't wanna act anymore.
I wanna go back to the room.
00:51:36.166 --> 00:51:38.916
Let's shoot it quickly.
You'll be proud when it's done.
00:51:39.000 --> 00:51:40.875
Carol, can you stop gaslighting me?
00:51:40.958 --> 00:51:45.083
Gaslighting? That is not gaslighting.
You know what? Your generation sucks!
00:51:45.166 --> 00:51:46.750
At least I'm not a baby boomer.
00:51:46.833 --> 00:51:50.208
I'm not a baby boomer.
I am Generation Y, thank you very much.
00:51:50.291 --> 00:51:52.583
Ladies, this is no time for catfighting.
00:51:57.583 --> 00:52:00.666
I saw a photo of you at a Nirvana concert.
00:52:01.166 --> 00:52:03.125
No, you didn't. That wasn't me.
00:52:03.208 --> 00:52:05.208
It doesn't look like they're climbing.
00:52:05.291 --> 00:52:07.625
Right, like, why don't they have ropes?
00:52:07.708 --> 00:52:11.375
And would they let the little girl
free climb a cliff like this?
00:52:11.458 --> 00:52:13.875
Would she even know how to do it?
00:52:13.958 --> 00:52:17.083
- I think she's unconscious.
- I think Lauren seems fine.
00:52:17.166 --> 00:52:19.041
Wake up, Lauren. Come on. Climb.
00:52:19.125 --> 00:52:22.666
For your first time free climbing,
you're doing a great job, guys!
00:52:22.750 --> 00:52:25.666
Okay, guys, I really think
I'm gonna throw up.
00:52:25.750 --> 00:52:27.416
Maybe call the set medic?
00:52:27.500 --> 00:52:29.333
I don't like it when people throw up.
00:52:29.916 --> 00:52:30.833
Oh, God.
00:52:32.958 --> 00:52:33.958
Whoops.
00:52:36.250 --> 00:52:39.708
- Should we bring them down?
- Let's just see how it plays out.
00:52:39.791 --> 00:52:43.916
Should we be concerned about this level
of vomit? Just 'cause, you know...
00:52:44.000 --> 00:52:45.666
There's something going round.
00:52:45.750 --> 00:52:48.750
- It smells like ham or something.
- Shh. It's okay.
00:52:48.833 --> 00:52:51.375
I need touch-ups
on hair and makeup, please!
00:52:51.458 --> 00:52:53.916
Can hair and makeup step in, please?
00:52:54.000 --> 00:52:57.875
Hey, Lauren? Who would you say
is the most fun person to act with?
00:52:57.958 --> 00:53:00.250
Gavin, there's no time for recuperation.
00:53:00.333 --> 00:53:02.666
You have to
get the dinosaurs flying again.
00:53:02.750 --> 00:53:05.416
- I'm not a magician.
- I know you're not a fucking magician!
00:53:05.500 --> 00:53:07.833
If you were,
you could pull a movie out of your ass!
00:53:07.916 --> 00:53:10.458
Oh, my God, it's Minnie Driver.
I love her.
00:53:10.541 --> 00:53:13.750
You know, these are human beings.
They're not machines.
00:53:13.833 --> 00:53:17.708
Bucko, need I remind you,
you used to be addicted to meth.
00:53:17.791 --> 00:53:21.416
Once you stayed up for three weeks,
did something bad, and I covered for you.
00:53:21.500 --> 00:53:24.875
Okay, yes, I remember.
Thank you for reminding me, Paula.
00:53:24.958 --> 00:53:28.041
If I'd ever told anyone, you'd be in jail
for the rest of your life.
00:53:28.125 --> 00:53:30.625
Don't make me get tough.
I don't like to get tough.
00:53:30.708 --> 00:53:33.166
You do like being tough. You love it.
00:53:33.250 --> 00:53:35.458
Can I put something
into perspective for you?
00:53:35.541 --> 00:53:38.125
We are one of two movies
in production right now.
00:53:38.208 --> 00:53:39.767
- It's us and Tom Cruise.
- Yeah.
00:53:39.791 --> 00:53:45.375
If we fail, a $50 billion corporation
is going to go down.
00:53:45.458 --> 00:53:47.750
People murder each other over ten grand.
00:53:47.833 --> 00:53:51.875
What do you think
they're gonna do over $50 billion?
00:53:51.958 --> 00:53:53.708
You ass!
00:53:53.791 --> 00:53:54.791
Oh, dear.
00:53:55.208 --> 00:53:59.458
Okay, so Mel Gibson is on the boat,
and I think he thinks we're dating.
00:53:59.541 --> 00:54:02.208
We did stuff last night.
He's taking it too seriously.
00:54:02.291 --> 00:54:03.208
What did you do?
00:54:03.291 --> 00:54:05.083
Just over-the-pants stuff.
00:54:05.750 --> 00:54:06.833
Guy, what's up?
00:54:07.500 --> 00:54:10.541
Oh! Listen! I've got
so many presents for you.
00:54:11.041 --> 00:54:14.083
These people,
they don't even care about what they have.
00:54:14.166 --> 00:54:17.458
Yeah, I've got soap. I've got cream.
00:54:17.541 --> 00:54:21.000
I've got... You need a corkscrew?
I'm gonna send you two corkscrews.
00:54:21.083 --> 00:54:24.458
There's Bibles everywhere, in every room.
They don't even read them!
00:54:24.541 --> 00:54:28.333
I'm gonna send it to you so we can pray
for them 'cause they're all going to hell.
00:54:29.250 --> 00:54:32.250
- They're mistreating you.
- Mmm.
00:54:32.333 --> 00:54:33.666
Makes me furious.
00:54:35.083 --> 00:54:36.541
You know what you need to do?
00:54:37.250 --> 00:54:39.291
You need to lead a revolution.
00:54:40.375 --> 00:54:42.750
Yes, revolution.
00:54:42.833 --> 00:54:46.958
You're like little cogs
in the machine. Don't you see it?
00:54:47.041 --> 00:54:49.041
They've been using you!
00:54:49.125 --> 00:54:53.833
You're going to burn down
the machinery of corporate capitalism.
00:54:53.916 --> 00:54:55.958
- Yes.
- They are not the power.
00:54:56.041 --> 00:54:59.333
You are the power!
Only you can make the change!
00:55:00.125 --> 00:55:01.500
It has to be me!
00:55:01.583 --> 00:55:02.583
It has to be you.
00:55:04.000 --> 00:55:06.958
We are working too many hours,
and we are way over schedule.
00:55:07.041 --> 00:55:09.000
It is unfair and unsafe.
00:55:09.583 --> 00:55:13.458
Carol, why do you want us to bail?
Just tell us why.
00:55:13.541 --> 00:55:16.083
I'm not saying "bail."
I'm saying "threaten to bail."
00:55:16.166 --> 00:55:19.125
We're all gonna team up together,
like the cast of Friends?
00:55:19.208 --> 00:55:21.208
- No.
- You want us to bribe them then?
00:55:21.291 --> 00:55:24.125
- Not what I'm saying.
- You want us to blackmail the studio.
00:55:24.208 --> 00:55:25.625
What are you not hearing?
00:55:25.708 --> 00:55:28.541
Every day,
I eat the KitKat in the minibar,
00:55:28.625 --> 00:55:31.458
and then I come back
and there's a new KitKat.
00:55:32.333 --> 00:55:33.708
I'm not giving this up.
00:55:33.791 --> 00:55:36.791
I knew she was gonna do this.
I knew you were gonna do this.
00:55:36.875 --> 00:55:39.375
What did I tell everybody?
Not to have her come back,
00:55:39.458 --> 00:55:44.208
because you are a leaver, and you
are trying to get us to be leavers too.
00:55:44.291 --> 00:55:46.166
- I thought you forgave me.
- Did I?
00:55:46.250 --> 00:55:47.666
- You said you did.
- Did I?
00:55:47.750 --> 00:55:50.416
- Lauren!
- I just hadn't seen you in a while.
00:55:50.500 --> 00:55:54.208
Hey, little girl over there,
why are you always here?
00:55:54.708 --> 00:55:56.541
My dad's the stunt coordinator.
00:55:57.416 --> 00:55:59.625
He doesn't love me, so...
00:55:59.708 --> 00:56:02.416
All right, uh,
maybe we should vote on this.
00:56:02.500 --> 00:56:04.750
Okay, let's do it. Who's in?
00:56:05.750 --> 00:56:08.375
This is great! Let's go make our demands!
00:56:08.458 --> 00:56:10.750
No, we're in to finish the movie.
00:56:10.833 --> 00:56:14.291
That's not what I said! I said,
"Are you in to be out of the movie?"
00:56:14.375 --> 00:56:15.916
Then you should have said out!
00:56:16.000 --> 00:56:20.000
No. I explained the plan, and then I said,
"Are you in for the plan?"
00:56:20.083 --> 00:56:23.166
Why would we listen to someone
who doesn't know how voting works?
00:56:23.250 --> 00:56:24.541
Guys, I am proud of you.
00:56:24.625 --> 00:56:27.708
Do you understand
that, together, we can do anything?
00:56:27.791 --> 00:56:32.083
And I'm manifesting right now,
for all of us, a classic!
00:56:32.166 --> 00:56:34.083
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
00:56:34.166 --> 00:56:35.208
That's where it's at.
00:56:35.291 --> 00:56:39.083
Hey, no, stop! This is not finished yet.
You stole my meeting!
00:56:39.166 --> 00:56:41.416
Cliff Beasts 6!
00:56:41.500 --> 00:56:44.083
Whoo!
00:56:51.541 --> 00:56:53.916
Mr. Best, is all this necessary?
00:56:54.000 --> 00:56:55.708
Maybe, maybe not.
00:56:56.375 --> 00:56:58.166
This is a hotel, not a war zone.
00:56:58.250 --> 00:57:00.625
My job's to look after these people,
not imprison them.
00:57:00.708 --> 00:57:03.958
You don't care about them.
You just wanna get the job done!
00:57:04.041 --> 00:57:08.166
Like a sergeant pretends to care about
the soldiers before he sends them off
00:57:08.250 --> 00:57:09.500
to die.
00:57:09.583 --> 00:57:13.916
Now, let's finish this film and go home!
00:57:18.791 --> 00:57:19.916
- Hey, Gavin?
- Hi.
00:57:20.000 --> 00:57:22.791
What's going on?
All my lines are gone from the next scene.
00:57:22.875 --> 00:57:26.375
Oh, that can't be true.
She has lines in this, doesn't she?
00:57:26.458 --> 00:57:29.250
Uh, only nonverbal lines.
00:57:29.333 --> 00:57:32.500
But I'm supposed to emotionally connect
with the baby cliff beast.
00:57:32.583 --> 00:57:37.250
Oh, yes! That's right. The studio wanted
Krystal to do that because she's young.
00:57:38.125 --> 00:57:39.000
I'm young.
00:57:39.083 --> 00:57:41.750
They thought
she'd connect more with the baby beast.
00:57:41.833 --> 00:57:44.583
- Why?
- Well, she's the baby.
00:57:44.666 --> 00:57:46.166
And you're not now.
00:57:46.250 --> 00:57:50.250
The studio know that you're overworked.
And they heard you.
00:57:50.333 --> 00:57:53.291
- What do you mean, "They heard me"? What?
- They heard you.
00:58:05.208 --> 00:58:07.333
I got you now, you son of a bitch.
00:58:09.333 --> 00:58:10.375
No.
00:58:10.458 --> 00:58:11.916
Cole, put that goddamn gun down.
00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:15.333
That baby dinosaur has just as much right
to be on this planet as we do.
00:58:15.416 --> 00:58:16.958
It's not about the planet.
00:58:17.041 --> 00:58:18.250
It's about justice!
00:58:18.333 --> 00:58:19.666
No, put it down!
00:58:19.750 --> 00:58:21.583
God damn it, Vivian.
00:58:21.666 --> 00:58:23.958
How can you be so naive?
00:58:24.583 --> 00:58:26.500
These things are killers.
00:58:26.583 --> 00:58:30.000
They killed Jarrar,
and they killed your parents!
00:58:30.083 --> 00:58:32.750
They killed your parents dead.
00:58:32.833 --> 00:58:34.958
Not all of them are beasts.
00:58:35.041 --> 00:58:36.583
But maybe some of us are!
00:58:38.541 --> 00:58:42.125
Vivian, what are you doing?
Come here! Get back here now! Shit.
00:58:42.708 --> 00:58:45.041
You're gonna wind up dead,
like your momma!
00:58:51.041 --> 00:58:52.875
Come here, little guy.
00:59:10.375 --> 00:59:11.625
He's just hungry.
00:59:11.708 --> 00:59:13.625
It's like she's dino psychic.
00:59:14.375 --> 00:59:17.333
You're safe now. No one's gonna hurt you.
00:59:17.416 --> 00:59:20.083
If that thing moves,
I'm gonna blow its fucking head off.
00:59:25.416 --> 00:59:26.416
Wow.
00:59:27.041 --> 00:59:28.958
Okay.
00:59:34.583 --> 00:59:36.083
He's learning
00:59:36.166 --> 00:59:37.166
from her.
00:59:38.958 --> 00:59:41.333
Okay, let's see if you can do these steps.
00:59:45.041 --> 00:59:46.875
Very good. Very good.
01:00:09.000 --> 01:00:10.041
Wow.
01:00:13.333 --> 01:00:15.958
Looks like we're about
to have us a hoedown.
01:00:16.041 --> 01:00:18.500
All right, here we go.
01:00:19.250 --> 01:00:22.791
♪ Okay, get outta line, okay
It's goin' down, okay ♪
01:00:22.875 --> 01:00:25.458
♪ You know my temper
Is way shorter than a Vine, okay ♪
01:00:25.541 --> 01:00:28.041
♪ We not the same, lil' mama
I don't wait in line, okay ♪
01:00:28.125 --> 01:00:30.208
♪ You say you rich
Well like Mufasa... ♪
01:00:30.291 --> 01:00:32.083
Now I know
01:00:32.166 --> 01:00:34.291
I must kill them all.
01:00:34.375 --> 01:00:35.208
♪ ...now I'm rich ♪
01:00:35.291 --> 01:00:37.916
♪ I got in my bag
And I ain't looked back since... ♪
01:00:38.000 --> 01:00:39.458
Whoa!
01:00:39.541 --> 01:00:41.250
♪ ...but fuck that shit ♪
01:00:41.333 --> 01:00:43.666
♪ You started out hatin'
Now you love my drip ♪
01:00:43.750 --> 01:00:47.458
♪ I started from the bottom
And now I'm rich... ♪
01:01:02.250 --> 01:01:03.083
And cut!
01:01:06.750 --> 01:01:07.958
Really nice work.
01:01:09.291 --> 01:01:12.166
Can you stop?
You don't need to do that anymore.
01:01:12.250 --> 01:01:14.166
Hey, you looked amazing!
01:01:14.250 --> 01:01:16.083
Darren, this is such bullshit.
01:01:16.166 --> 01:01:19.875
That was supposed to be my big scene,
and now all I do is piss myself.
01:01:19.958 --> 01:01:22.375
Urination is a very real
and human reaction
01:01:22.458 --> 01:01:24.208
to getting roared at by a cliff beast.
01:01:24.291 --> 01:01:26.375
- It's humiliating!
- I wouldn't worry about it.
01:01:26.458 --> 01:01:30.166
We've got to serve the Cliff Beast nerds,
the fans out there.
01:01:30.250 --> 01:01:31.791
They want authenticity.
01:01:31.875 --> 01:01:35.875
Krystal just did a fucking TikTok
with a dinosaur. Is that authentic?
01:01:35.958 --> 01:01:38.625
That dance is the clip
they're gonna use in the Oscars.
01:01:38.708 --> 01:01:41.208
- What? No, they're not.
- Oh, believe me.
01:01:41.291 --> 01:01:46.875
Gavin, we gotta shut down, buckle down,
focus, and I will rewrite that script.
01:01:46.958 --> 01:01:49.333
You give me two weeks,
and I'll have it rocking.
01:01:49.416 --> 01:01:50.750
Shut down for two weeks?
01:01:50.833 --> 01:01:53.750
Yeah, like they did with Apocalypse Now.
That's the model.
01:01:54.500 --> 01:01:57.375
- What?
- We are not shutting down for two weeks.
01:01:57.458 --> 01:01:59.625
We told Rafi
we'd be gone for three months.
01:01:59.708 --> 01:02:01.416
It's been five and a half!
01:02:01.500 --> 01:02:04.000
I didn't come all this way
to not have it work out.
01:02:04.500 --> 01:02:07.625
Rafi will understand
when he sees how great the movie is.
01:02:07.708 --> 01:02:09.625
None of these movies are great.
01:02:09.708 --> 01:02:12.375
Hey, I am modeling for him
the value of hard work
01:02:12.458 --> 01:02:14.416
and perseverance and responsibility.
01:02:14.500 --> 01:02:16.875
That is the best thing
a father can do for a child.
01:02:16.958 --> 01:02:20.000
No, the best thing
a parent can do is be present.
01:02:20.083 --> 01:02:23.708
I told you, my dad took him out to lunch
at Nobu, and he seemed fine.
01:02:23.791 --> 01:02:25.041
- You think he's fine?
- Yeah.
01:02:25.125 --> 01:02:27.750
He started a GoFundMe
for a kidney transplant!
01:02:27.833 --> 01:02:29.083
How much did he raise?
01:02:29.166 --> 01:02:30.958
$79,000!
01:02:31.041 --> 01:02:32.333
Kid's an entrepreneur.
01:02:32.416 --> 01:02:35.750
He's only been a part
of our family for 17 months!
01:02:35.833 --> 01:02:36.833
I hate to say this,
01:02:36.875 --> 01:02:41.333
but this franchise has been in my life
a lot longer than Rafi has.
01:02:41.416 --> 01:02:43.125
You are so screwed up.
01:02:43.208 --> 01:02:47.000
I'm gonna make sure
that you get put on some no-adoption list!
01:02:47.083 --> 01:02:49.708
- Please, will you do that?
- You'll never adopt again!
01:02:49.791 --> 01:02:51.791
Oh, yeah? I'll adopt again.
01:02:51.875 --> 01:02:54.500
I'll adopt half
of South America if I want!
01:02:54.583 --> 01:02:58.958
You know, Peru, Chile, Venezuela.
Come on, you're living with me!
01:03:01.875 --> 01:03:03.250
What are you doing?
01:03:03.750 --> 01:03:04.750
I'm packing.
01:03:05.208 --> 01:03:06.208
You're leaving?
01:03:06.791 --> 01:03:08.958
- Yeah, tomorrow we have a game.
- Oh.
01:03:09.041 --> 01:03:10.583
- Didn't I tell you?
- No.
01:03:11.416 --> 01:03:14.500
So what do we do now?
I mean, can I get your email?
01:03:14.583 --> 01:03:15.625
Of course.
01:03:16.333 --> 01:03:17.416
Okay, what is it?
01:03:18.000 --> 01:03:19.666
- Oh, you want it now?
- Mm-hmm.
01:03:19.750 --> 01:03:21.000
Oh, but I'm packing.
01:03:21.083 --> 01:03:23.041
Okay, what is going on?
01:03:23.125 --> 01:03:24.565
- What?
- I'm a bit confused.
01:03:24.625 --> 01:03:26.791
I thought we had something serious.
01:03:26.875 --> 01:03:28.916
Here's the thing. I'm married.
01:03:29.000 --> 01:03:30.000
What?
01:03:30.083 --> 01:03:31.333
I have five kids.
01:03:31.416 --> 01:03:34.166
- You have five kids?
- With three different women.
01:03:34.250 --> 01:03:36.833
- With three different women?
- I have three more coming.
01:03:37.541 --> 01:03:38.708
With two other women.
01:03:38.791 --> 01:03:40.708
Wow. Okay, so,
01:03:41.541 --> 01:03:43.208
maybe I should call your wife.
01:03:43.291 --> 01:03:45.708
Really? You'd do that?
01:03:45.791 --> 01:03:47.833
Yes, you better believe it.
01:03:47.916 --> 01:03:50.875
Oh, she will love it!
She's a huge fan of yours.
01:03:50.958 --> 01:03:53.916
Okay, I'm sorry, I just...
I don't know what's happening.
01:03:54.000 --> 01:03:56.208
We have a very European relationship
with my wife.
01:03:56.291 --> 01:03:57.625
Okay, what does that mean?
01:03:57.708 --> 01:03:59.750
That I'm allowed to have sex with you.
01:03:59.833 --> 01:04:00.958
Oh, wow.
01:04:01.041 --> 01:04:03.041
Okay, this is... What?
01:04:03.125 --> 01:04:05.166
No, don't be sad.
01:04:05.250 --> 01:04:06.250
You had fun.
01:04:07.083 --> 01:04:08.916
Now, I meant to ask you,
01:04:10.291 --> 01:04:11.291
do you have PayPal?
01:04:11.375 --> 01:04:12.208
Yes?
01:04:12.291 --> 01:04:14.875
Because that KitKat
and that water you had last night?
01:04:14.958 --> 01:04:16.625
It cost £26.
01:04:23.458 --> 01:04:24.458
Anika...
01:04:25.041 --> 01:04:27.375
- You're working the night shift?
- Yes, I do.
01:04:29.625 --> 01:04:31.291
I see the way you look at me.
01:04:31.833 --> 01:04:35.541
Yeah, I feel the same way,
and I want you to know
01:04:35.625 --> 01:04:39.791
I wanna rip your clothes off
and have my way with you like an animal.
01:04:39.875 --> 01:04:41.750
- That's amazing.
- Yeah, it is.
01:04:41.833 --> 01:04:43.208
- But...
- Hi.
01:04:45.041 --> 01:04:46.333
Where are you guys going?
01:04:46.416 --> 01:04:49.833
Um... To help him plunge his toilet.
01:04:50.666 --> 01:04:51.750
Huh.
01:04:51.833 --> 01:04:54.083
I'll do it. I'll plunge his toilet.
01:04:54.166 --> 01:04:55.416
Let me handle his toilet.
01:04:55.500 --> 01:04:57.541
I would plunge
the hell out of your toilet.
01:04:57.625 --> 01:04:59.500
I would. Let me plunge your toilet.
01:04:59.583 --> 01:05:01.416
I want to plunge this toilet!
01:05:01.500 --> 01:05:03.208
I'm only trying to take care of you,
01:05:03.291 --> 01:05:05.375
so you don't find yourself
in the wrong toilet.
01:05:05.458 --> 01:05:08.416
You're not in charge
of which toilet I should plunge!
01:05:08.500 --> 01:05:12.333
I'm just doing what's right for you
and his toilet, which I will now plunge.
01:05:12.416 --> 01:05:14.958
I will handle this toilet.
I'm gonna clean your toilet.
01:05:15.041 --> 01:05:17.291
Sir, let's go. Thank you, Anika.
01:05:19.500 --> 01:05:20.500
Where are you?
01:05:21.083 --> 01:05:22.208
I'm in our bed.
01:05:22.875 --> 01:05:26.041
It's so cozy and warm. Feels like home.
01:05:26.125 --> 01:05:30.083
I can't wait till this movie's over.
I miss being there with you sometimes.
01:05:30.166 --> 01:05:32.208
I'm sorry this has been so hard.
01:05:32.291 --> 01:05:34.583
Hey, what's going on?
01:05:34.666 --> 01:05:36.750
Carol's still not over it.
01:05:37.416 --> 01:05:40.625
- Oh, poor girl.
- Yeah, she's really struggling right now.
01:05:40.708 --> 01:05:44.791
What? You can't just live in my house
with your new girlfriend!
01:05:44.875 --> 01:05:49.000
Hey, I'm house-sitting for you for free!
Pump the brakes, Carol!
01:05:49.083 --> 01:05:54.458
- Hey, what do you want from Postmates?
- We did Chinese last night, right?
01:05:54.541 --> 01:05:55.541
Mm-hmm.
01:05:55.583 --> 01:05:57.166
- I could do Thai?
- I could do Thai.
01:05:57.250 --> 01:06:00.583
Do not Postmates to my house!
I'm coming home right now!
01:06:04.791 --> 01:06:07.458
- What the fuck are you doing?
- I'm locking the script.
01:06:08.041 --> 01:06:11.458
You won't be needing these anymore.
You know why? Because you're done!
01:06:12.666 --> 01:06:13.541
Back away!
01:06:13.625 --> 01:06:16.250
- Eddie Vedder gave me that guitar!
- I don't care!
01:06:23.041 --> 01:06:25.166
- That doesn't bother me.
- Oh, no?
01:06:25.250 --> 01:06:26.541
My work is in the cloud.
01:06:26.625 --> 01:06:30.208
Are you sure, SummerBoy1987?
01:06:30.291 --> 01:06:31.666
That's my cloud!
01:06:31.750 --> 01:06:33.416
It's not anymore!
01:06:33.500 --> 01:06:35.541
Rafi, look in the camera!
01:06:36.458 --> 01:06:37.875
Look at Daddy's computer.
01:06:37.958 --> 01:06:41.458
Mommy lit it on fire
because Daddy's script is in the computer!
01:06:41.541 --> 01:06:44.416
Daddy's trying to make a movie
that's not a piece of shit,
01:06:44.500 --> 01:06:45.791
like Mommy likes to make.
01:06:45.875 --> 01:06:47.750
Your mom's a hack, Rafi!
01:06:47.833 --> 01:06:49.166
I don't care.
01:06:49.250 --> 01:06:52.541
I don't like movies.
They're too long! Bye.
01:06:53.250 --> 01:06:58.750
Well, this hack is gonna go home
and take care of our little angel.
01:06:58.833 --> 01:07:00.375
He's no angel.
01:07:00.458 --> 01:07:02.583
You think the cat drowned itself?
01:07:02.666 --> 01:07:04.208
Just so you know,
01:07:04.291 --> 01:07:08.541
I know that this thing
is never gonna happen again!
01:07:08.625 --> 01:07:09.625
Ever!
01:07:13.500 --> 01:07:16.958
Rafi! Momma's coming home!
01:07:18.875 --> 01:07:22.083
♪ Once I had a love and it was a gas ♪
01:07:22.791 --> 01:07:25.125
♪ It soon turned out
I had a heart of glass... ♪
01:07:26.916 --> 01:07:31.041
♪ Seemed like the real thing
Only to find ♪
01:07:31.125 --> 01:07:33.875
♪ Mucho mistrust
Love's gone behind... ♪
01:07:33.958 --> 01:07:35.625
Freedom!
01:07:37.791 --> 01:07:40.958
♪ In between
What I find is pleasing... ♪
01:07:43.750 --> 01:07:46.375
♪ Love is so confusing, there's no... ♪
01:07:47.916 --> 01:07:50.666
♪ If I fear I'm losing you, it's just... ♪
01:07:55.708 --> 01:07:57.416
Oh, my God!
01:08:03.333 --> 01:08:05.500
That's wonderful work.
01:08:14.958 --> 01:08:19.083
That's my tennis hand, you motherfucker!
01:08:19.166 --> 01:08:20.833
Gavin!
01:08:20.916 --> 01:08:23.166
- He got my fingers!
- You trying to escape too?
01:08:23.250 --> 01:08:25.750
Of course not. I just heard a commotion.
01:08:25.833 --> 01:08:27.916
Calm down.
01:08:28.000 --> 01:08:30.000
What the hell's going on?
01:08:30.083 --> 01:08:33.208
What are you doing? Why did you hit him?
01:08:33.291 --> 01:08:36.458
- Oh, what did you do to your hand?
- You did this!
01:08:36.541 --> 01:08:39.375
I will sort this. Go back inside.
01:08:40.416 --> 01:08:44.333
- Did you fall in the gravel?
- No! This is all your fault!
01:08:44.416 --> 01:08:47.375
The therapist said not to blame.
Don't blame me!
01:08:50.208 --> 01:08:52.041
What the hell is going on here?
01:08:52.125 --> 01:08:54.583
The security guards, they got confused.
01:08:54.666 --> 01:08:58.416
They thought that Lauren
was a deranged fan, and they shot her,
01:08:58.500 --> 01:09:00.000
and she lost a few fingers.
01:09:00.083 --> 01:09:02.875
She'll be fine. Just a few digits.
01:09:03.666 --> 01:09:04.750
Just a graze.
01:09:06.125 --> 01:09:07.833
Nothing to worry about.
01:09:07.916 --> 01:09:09.708
Gavin, you can't shoot the actors.
01:09:09.791 --> 01:09:13.875
You can't even poison the fuckers
these days. The press always finds out.
01:09:13.958 --> 01:09:17.791
It wasn't my call to shoot them.
Mr. Best reports to you.
01:09:17.875 --> 01:09:20.958
Mr. Best? Sorry, who's Mr. Best?
01:09:21.541 --> 01:09:22.708
I thought you sent him.
01:09:22.791 --> 01:09:26.708
Mr. Best? I don't...
That does not ring a bell.
01:09:26.791 --> 01:09:30.250
Sounds scary. Sounds like
someone you wouldn't wanna fuck with.
01:09:30.333 --> 01:09:32.958
Someone who'd do anything
to make sure the movie got made.
01:09:33.041 --> 01:09:34.041
Okay.
01:09:34.708 --> 01:09:35.750
We need to shut down.
01:09:35.833 --> 01:09:38.958
- We're not shutting the movie down.
- We are shutting down the movie.
01:09:39.041 --> 01:09:42.625
- We are not shutting down the movie.
- We are shutting down the movie!
01:09:42.708 --> 01:09:46.291
It's not like the world is desperate
for another Cliff Beasts movie!
01:09:46.375 --> 01:09:48.041
This isn't a vaccine!
01:09:48.125 --> 01:09:50.708
This is a Cliff Beasts movie.
There's five of them.
01:09:50.791 --> 01:09:52.333
They're all the same!
01:09:54.250 --> 01:09:56.041
Sorry, I was frozen there for a second,
01:09:56.125 --> 01:09:58.833
but I assume you were agreeing
with everything I was saying,
01:09:58.916 --> 01:10:02.000
and I'm so glad because
if you don't get the movie in the can,
01:10:02.083 --> 01:10:06.375
I'll send one of these fucking elephants
to trample your house and your children.
01:10:06.458 --> 01:10:09.625
Okay? Hakuna matata, my sweet.
01:10:09.708 --> 01:10:11.291
Wow.
01:10:12.166 --> 01:10:13.583
I so wanna be her.
01:10:14.458 --> 01:10:15.458
Hi, Tom.
01:10:16.041 --> 01:10:17.166
I hate to tell you this,
01:10:17.250 --> 01:10:21.625
but I don't think we have enough time
or money to finish this Cliff Beasts...
01:10:21.708 --> 01:10:23.875
Great, then just get it done
and we'll be in touch.
01:10:23.958 --> 01:10:26.708
I don't think it's possible
to get it done.
01:10:26.791 --> 01:10:31.375
Don't make an enemy of me, Paula.
I will destroy you from within!
01:10:31.458 --> 01:10:34.750
Okay, Tom. Thank you for this opportunity.
01:10:37.750 --> 01:10:39.041
- Hello?
- Li.
01:10:39.125 --> 01:10:42.250
The schedule's impossible
with the budget we have.
01:10:42.333 --> 01:10:44.958
Great. Then get it done
and we will be in touch.
01:10:45.041 --> 01:10:48.041
No, Li, you don't understand.
This is impossible.
01:10:48.125 --> 01:10:51.541
I have faith in you.
You have never let me down before.
01:10:52.125 --> 01:10:53.125
Wait.
01:10:54.250 --> 01:10:55.291
Are you in Fiji?
01:10:56.083 --> 01:10:58.500
- Yes, I'm in Fiji.
- I'm down the beach!
01:10:59.083 --> 01:11:01.541
I have not seen anyone in 37 days!
01:11:01.625 --> 01:11:04.625
- You want to play tennis?
- I would love to play tennis!
01:11:04.708 --> 01:11:06.083
- Four o'clock?
- Four o'clock!
01:11:06.166 --> 01:11:09.000
Do you have balls?
Oh, I have balls!
01:11:10.583 --> 01:11:13.208
I spoke to Lauren this morning.
01:11:13.875 --> 01:11:17.541
She loves you all, and she said
the best thing that you could do for her
01:11:17.625 --> 01:11:21.375
would be to make this movie great.
01:11:21.458 --> 01:11:24.416
I spoke to her too,
and she is not being cool about it.
01:11:24.500 --> 01:11:26.833
She's really pissed at me
like it's my fault.
01:11:26.916 --> 01:11:28.541
I didn't shoot her fingers off.
01:11:28.625 --> 01:11:33.500
Mr. Best's team thought that you were
being attacked by a crazed stalker.
01:11:33.583 --> 01:11:35.458
Were they able to reattach her fingers?
01:11:35.541 --> 01:11:38.041
They, uh, didn't find any of them.
01:11:38.125 --> 01:11:40.666
- All that's left is a thumb.
- This is a blessing.
01:11:40.750 --> 01:11:43.291
Lauren is gonna
come back from this stronger.
01:11:43.375 --> 01:11:47.958
There are a million things you can do
with a thumb. It's not like it's a pinkie.
01:11:48.541 --> 01:11:50.750
When will she shoot
the rest of her scenes?
01:11:50.833 --> 01:11:54.416
Well, we're not gonna shoot
the rest of her scenes. Lauren is wrapped.
01:11:54.500 --> 01:11:57.916
We've got some clever fixes
I don't think anybody's gonna notice.
01:11:58.000 --> 01:11:59.875
So are we allowed to leave?
01:11:59.958 --> 01:12:03.416
We can't do that, unfortunately.
You have to stay 'cause we have contracts.
01:12:03.500 --> 01:12:04.750
It's called being an adult.
01:12:05.625 --> 01:12:07.791
Fucking Jesus Christ.
01:12:07.875 --> 01:12:11.000
Uh, one hiccup.
Shouldn't be too much of a problem.
01:12:11.083 --> 01:12:14.375
Our stunt coordinator, Steve,
has had a bit of a virus scare,
01:12:14.458 --> 01:12:18.375
so he is going to be joining us
on Zoom today.
01:12:18.458 --> 01:12:21.750
- Oh, it takes so long to shoot action.
- Steve!
01:12:21.833 --> 01:12:25.541
Hey, guys! Hope everybody's excited
for today's stunt sequence.
01:12:25.625 --> 01:12:28.791
Uh, Steve, looks like
you lost some weight.
01:12:28.875 --> 01:12:30.375
I'm the same weight as always.
01:12:31.125 --> 01:12:33.000
All right, uh, let's go through the scene.
01:12:33.083 --> 01:12:36.458
Okay, you know what? Let's run it.
Just as we rehearsed, it's gonna be...
01:12:36.541 --> 01:12:39.708
I froze.
I'm frozen. Did I freeze?
01:12:39.791 --> 01:12:42.041
Fucking bullshit!
I told you it wouldn't work!
01:12:42.125 --> 01:12:44.791
Am I clear now?
Am I coming in clear?
01:12:44.875 --> 01:12:46.000
- Yeah.
- Go ahead.
01:12:46.083 --> 01:12:49.875
Here's how it goes. The action starts
when Dustin engages the first iceman.
01:12:49.958 --> 01:12:53.416
Typical hand-to-hand combat. Remember,
parry, jab, end up with a naked choke.
01:12:53.500 --> 01:12:55.375
Okay, take me over to the mound.
01:12:55.458 --> 01:12:58.291
On the mound, Carol's gonna
take out icemen four and five
01:12:58.375 --> 01:12:59.791
with a series of explosions.
01:12:59.875 --> 01:13:02.666
Dieter and Krystal, you're providing
cover fire for the icemen,
01:13:02.750 --> 01:13:05.666
and,
Sean, you're gonna walk...
01:13:05.750 --> 01:13:09.416
Question. When I'm supposed
to get to my mark, do I turn to my left?
01:13:09.500 --> 01:13:13.000
Okay, first team, walking on!
Let's do this!
01:13:24.500 --> 01:13:26.666
Oh!
01:13:27.333 --> 01:13:29.125
Whoo!
01:13:33.875 --> 01:13:35.500
Watch out! Watch out!
01:13:39.166 --> 01:13:41.625
I'd see that movie!
01:13:41.708 --> 01:13:44.333
I forgot to tell you
that my dad sucks at stunts.
01:13:44.416 --> 01:13:47.833
Sorry, think I grabbed the wrong wire.
Let's do another one... No!
01:13:50.583 --> 01:13:51.500
Bloody hell.
01:13:51.583 --> 01:13:54.041
I was checking my email
real quick. How'd it go?
01:13:54.125 --> 01:13:57.291
Um... Not very well. We might have to...
01:13:57.375 --> 01:13:59.750
Do another take, yeah.
01:14:00.500 --> 01:14:03.791
I want you to call the studio
and tell them to fuck off!
01:14:03.875 --> 01:14:09.208
Well, what happens then when I need
to get a bigger trailer for Mark Ruffalo,
01:14:09.291 --> 01:14:12.625
I ask 'em and they say,
"You just told us to fuck off for Carol"?
01:14:12.708 --> 01:14:16.083
- I can't do that, okay?
- Do I have a hard out date on my contract?
01:14:16.166 --> 01:14:18.791
- No.
- So they could just make me work forever.
01:14:18.875 --> 01:14:22.541
No, not forever. They're not monsters!
They're just trying to make a good movie.
01:14:22.625 --> 01:14:24.083
We're being mistreated!
01:14:24.166 --> 01:14:27.583
Oh, spare me!
You're being "actress-mistreated."
01:14:27.666 --> 01:14:29.750
I'm being fucking human being-mistreated!
01:14:29.833 --> 01:14:33.750
You ever try to teach
a 12-year-old math? It's impossible, okay?
01:14:33.833 --> 01:14:35.208
He's been shut up in his room.
01:14:35.291 --> 01:14:39.500
I walked in there the other day,
and he was watching Japanese taxi porn.
01:14:39.583 --> 01:14:41.333
What is Japanese taxi porn?
01:14:41.416 --> 01:14:42.791
Just what it sounds like.
01:14:42.875 --> 01:14:46.916
They fuck the taxi driver
halfway through the video, in Japan!
01:14:47.000 --> 01:14:50.208
I need you to call the studio
and tell them to stop mistreating us.
01:14:50.291 --> 01:14:52.833
Otherwise, I'm out. I'm walking.
01:14:52.916 --> 01:14:54.291
You walk off the film now,
01:14:54.375 --> 01:14:57.916
you are financially responsible
for any overages that you create.
01:14:58.750 --> 01:15:00.541
What? What does that mean?
01:15:00.625 --> 01:15:04.833
It means that if you leave the movie,
you will owe them 114 million bucks.
01:15:04.916 --> 01:15:06.500
I didn't know that was in there!
01:15:06.583 --> 01:15:08.833
I didn't either.
I didn't read your contract!
01:15:08.916 --> 01:15:11.875
You're not being
a good agent or a good friend.
01:15:11.958 --> 01:15:15.375
I'm being a very good agent.
And you know what? I'm not your friend.
01:15:15.458 --> 01:15:17.875
It's something we pretend
when there isn't a pandemic.
01:15:18.875 --> 01:15:21.208
- I gotta go. It's Mark Ruffalo.
- Don't hang up...
01:15:21.791 --> 01:15:22.791
Hey, Mark.
01:15:42.541 --> 01:15:44.333
Oh, my God, you're in the pool.
01:15:44.416 --> 01:15:45.541
How you doing?
01:15:45.625 --> 01:15:47.541
I thought today was so good.
01:15:47.625 --> 01:15:48.958
You did?
01:15:49.041 --> 01:15:53.250
- Did you not?
- No! Today was a disaster.
01:15:53.333 --> 01:15:56.500
- What are you talking about?
- Everyone got injured in the stunt!
01:15:56.583 --> 01:16:00.708
I mean before the stunt. The scene
that we did before was incredible.
01:16:00.791 --> 01:16:03.208
That was genius,
but everybody got really hurt.
01:16:03.291 --> 01:16:06.833
Yeah, that was unfortunate for sure.
I'm gonna talk to them tomorrow.
01:16:07.500 --> 01:16:11.583
I just... Honestly, I don't think
I have anything left to give.
01:16:12.083 --> 01:16:13.916
I'm so sorry about that.
01:16:14.000 --> 01:16:18.583
I guess I was so focused on the dinosaurs,
I forgot there are human beings involved.
01:16:18.666 --> 01:16:20.000
Right.
01:16:20.083 --> 01:16:24.916
Yeah. I'm gonna talk to Gavin. I'm gonna
really change things so that you're happy.
01:16:25.500 --> 01:16:27.291
I am mortified.
01:16:27.375 --> 01:16:29.791
Really? That would be a lifesaver!
01:16:30.416 --> 01:16:32.291
Carol, I'm really sorry.
01:16:40.166 --> 01:16:41.583
I'm gonna fix this.
01:16:45.916 --> 01:16:47.750
- Hey.
- Oh, my God!
01:16:47.833 --> 01:16:49.250
- I'll race you. Come on!
- Hey!
01:16:49.333 --> 01:16:52.083
Come on. Try and catch me!
01:16:52.166 --> 01:16:53.166
Marco!
01:16:55.208 --> 01:16:57.166
Hey, Darren. What's up here?
01:16:57.250 --> 01:16:58.875
These are not my pages.
01:16:58.958 --> 01:17:02.416
Yeah, um, we decided we're just...
We're not gonna shoot those.
01:17:02.500 --> 01:17:07.083
They weren't good, so we're gonna go
and shoot the original script,
01:17:07.166 --> 01:17:10.541
also known as the real script
that was approved by the studio.
01:17:10.625 --> 01:17:12.916
Also known as the worst fucking draft!
01:17:13.000 --> 01:17:15.708
Everybody agrees
that my revisions are kicking ass.
01:17:15.791 --> 01:17:18.000
They clarify
our pro-environmental message.
01:17:18.083 --> 01:17:20.791
People don't care about the environment.
01:17:20.875 --> 01:17:24.500
People go to see the movies
to see dinosaurs blow up and die.
01:17:24.583 --> 01:17:28.000
Why? Because dinosaurs kill people.
They're monsters!
01:17:28.083 --> 01:17:31.416
- We need a movie with heart.
- Ask Martha. Martha?
01:17:31.500 --> 01:17:33.041
She's our audience.
01:17:33.125 --> 01:17:35.083
Don't the dinosaurs need to live?
01:17:35.166 --> 01:17:39.541
I don't care if dinosaurs die, you know?
I thought they were dead.
01:17:40.500 --> 01:17:43.375
Fine. I'll do your shit word-for-word.
01:17:43.458 --> 01:17:45.458
That fucking scene we're about to shoot,
01:17:45.541 --> 01:17:48.833
I don't know how I'll make it work,
but I will 'cause that's what I do.
01:17:48.916 --> 01:17:50.375
I turn shit into gold.
01:17:51.583 --> 01:17:54.375
You're meant
to slurp those ones back.
01:17:54.458 --> 01:17:58.125
Hey, do you know, I heard
that the movie is going really badly.
01:17:58.208 --> 01:18:02.250
They're gonna extend for another
three months. I can't be happier!
01:18:02.333 --> 01:18:04.916
The longer these shitbags
stay in my hotel,
01:18:05.000 --> 01:18:07.375
the bigger my house
is gonna be when they leave.
01:18:07.458 --> 01:18:11.000
I'm gonna have one of those toilets
that shoots water up my ass,
01:18:11.083 --> 01:18:13.166
heats it and dries it for me.
01:18:13.250 --> 01:18:16.416
Ronjon is not touching anything anymore.
01:18:16.500 --> 01:18:18.083
Plus, the more we stay here,
01:18:18.166 --> 01:18:22.250
the more Dieter will realize
that he doesn't need anything but me.
01:18:22.333 --> 01:18:23.500
- Ooh!
- Yes.
01:18:23.583 --> 01:18:26.041
- Cheers! Never stop filming!
- Never stop filming!
01:18:26.125 --> 01:18:27.833
Never stop filming!
01:18:27.916 --> 01:18:30.166
♪ Go, Cliff Beasts
It's your birthday ♪
01:18:30.250 --> 01:18:31.875
♪ Go, Cliff Beasts
It's your birthday ♪
01:18:31.958 --> 01:18:34.125
- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ Go, Cliff Beasts, it's your birthday ♪
01:18:34.208 --> 01:18:38.291
- ♪ Go, Cliff Beasts, it's your birthday ♪
- ♪ Part one, part two ♪
01:18:39.000 --> 01:18:40.000
I'm here.
01:18:40.500 --> 01:18:41.958
We're a family.
01:18:42.041 --> 01:18:43.875
You've always been my hero.
01:18:43.958 --> 01:18:49.583
I know that our love
will get us through this nightmare.
01:19:02.000 --> 01:19:03.333
And cut!
01:19:03.416 --> 01:19:05.336
Moving on. Excellent.
01:19:08.125 --> 01:19:11.500
Great. That was...
I really felt that. That was powerful.
01:19:11.583 --> 01:19:13.625
- Did I capture her physicality?
- Yeah.
01:19:13.708 --> 01:19:16.666
Yeah, you're fine.
It's just you're six inches too tall.
01:19:17.291 --> 01:19:19.083
- And you're not my wife.
- Okay.
01:19:19.166 --> 01:19:21.625
- She got her hand blown off, my wife.
- I didn't...
01:19:21.708 --> 01:19:25.250
I didn't even go back to help her rehab.
I had to finish this fucking movie.
01:19:25.333 --> 01:19:27.875
- What asshole does that?
- It's a specific situation...
01:19:27.958 --> 01:19:29.166
- Am I an asshole?
- No.
01:19:29.250 --> 01:19:31.583
- The fuck am I doing?
- I don't know.
01:19:32.458 --> 01:19:36.416
I lost my wife and my adopted child
of two years for this?
01:19:37.333 --> 01:19:41.000
All this time I was producing this movie,
I should have been producing my family!
01:19:41.083 --> 01:19:44.083
- Are you a producer?
- Uncredited, but everybody knows.
01:19:44.708 --> 01:19:45.625
See that?
01:19:45.708 --> 01:19:48.916
He's reacting like that because
you made him feel something.
01:19:49.000 --> 01:19:50.208
- Thank you.
- So, well done.
01:19:50.291 --> 01:19:51.416
What even was that?
01:19:51.500 --> 01:19:54.208
That is called a "storm off."
It's a pretty good one.
01:19:55.791 --> 01:19:58.083
Got any good notes for that, Mr. Sundance?
01:19:58.166 --> 01:20:00.500
This is the moment
you chose to talk to me?
01:20:00.583 --> 01:20:02.500
To come in here and heckle me? You?
01:20:03.291 --> 01:20:06.291
We've got a saying
about people like you in the business.
01:20:06.375 --> 01:20:10.375
They talk about you.
A sucky fucking worst actor.
01:20:11.000 --> 01:20:12.958
You're a sellout.
You're ruining everything.
01:20:13.041 --> 01:20:15.500
You're making me look bad.
01:20:15.583 --> 01:20:16.708
You're a poser!
01:20:17.375 --> 01:20:20.000
Just kind of talking and mumbling.
That's not acting!
01:20:22.416 --> 01:20:24.000
I'm posing with my Oscar!
01:20:28.000 --> 01:20:29.125
Carol!
01:20:29.208 --> 01:20:33.500
- Hey! What are you mad about?
- I have nothing to do in these scenes.
01:20:33.583 --> 01:20:36.958
They keep trimming me and punishing me.
You were gonna talk to the studio.
01:20:37.041 --> 01:20:38.125
- I did.
- And?
01:20:38.208 --> 01:20:40.875
It didn't go well.
I think it actually backfired.
01:20:40.958 --> 01:20:44.916
You're the director! They'll give you
whatever you want. They'll listen to you.
01:20:45.000 --> 01:20:46.333
No, they will not!
01:20:46.416 --> 01:20:49.750
They'll bring in Jon Favreau to finish it
and send me home in a body bag.
01:20:49.833 --> 01:20:51.833
I don't want to go
to directors jail, okay?
01:20:51.916 --> 01:20:53.276
- Is everything okay?
- No.
01:20:53.333 --> 01:20:56.708
They cut my lines and won't let me leave.
Nobody is looking out for me!
01:20:56.791 --> 01:21:00.541
That is simply not true, Carol.
I am your advocate. I'm your warrior.
01:21:00.625 --> 01:21:03.416
If you could see how hard I work for you
01:21:03.500 --> 01:21:06.500
behind the scenes,
behind closed doors, on Zoom!
01:21:06.583 --> 01:21:09.416
This is bullshit! You make us work
when we're sick or injured.
01:21:09.500 --> 01:21:10.958
That is not okay!
01:21:11.041 --> 01:21:15.125
I'm sorry, if I might interject,
I just got a call about your grandma.
01:21:15.208 --> 01:21:16.750
- Okay, what?
- She died.
01:21:17.416 --> 01:21:18.458
What?
01:21:18.541 --> 01:21:21.666
Yeah, she's dead. Um, in her sleep, so...
01:21:21.750 --> 01:21:23.666
- I'm so sorry.
- I'm sorry as well.
01:21:23.750 --> 01:21:25.083
Uh...
01:21:25.166 --> 01:21:26.375
- I'm so sorry.
- Okay.
01:21:26.458 --> 01:21:31.083
Uh, so I think I need to go
be with my family right now.
01:21:31.166 --> 01:21:33.333
That's just not gonna be possible, Carol.
01:21:34.083 --> 01:21:35.875
Then make it possible.
01:21:35.958 --> 01:21:37.916
You're not the only one suffering loss!
01:21:38.000 --> 01:21:39.250
My dog got run over.
01:21:39.333 --> 01:21:42.791
Did I burden everybody here with it?
No. I grieved alone.
01:21:42.875 --> 01:21:46.625
Mmm. I had to abandon my cat on the street
just to shoot this movie.
01:21:46.708 --> 01:21:49.875
I got a friend going through
a really hard time, and I can't be there.
01:21:49.958 --> 01:21:52.375
His movie didn't open and he's depressed.
01:21:52.458 --> 01:21:55.333
- How old was your grandma?
- She was 97.
01:21:55.416 --> 01:21:59.125
Well, that's sad, but life has to go on.
And the show has to go on.
01:21:59.208 --> 01:22:02.250
You know what? You have become a monster!
01:22:06.041 --> 01:22:07.875
- Oh, mask!
- Oh, shoot!
01:22:07.958 --> 01:22:09.375
Yeah, I'm drinking, so...
01:22:14.625 --> 01:22:17.333
Dustin, don't be sad.
The dailies look great!
01:22:22.000 --> 01:22:24.666
Hello, this is Paula from the studio,
01:22:24.750 --> 01:22:28.875
and I just wanted to say thank you all
for your tremendous sacrifice.
01:22:28.958 --> 01:22:30.333
It is worth it.
01:22:30.875 --> 01:22:33.250
Hey, Paula, who are you talking to?
01:22:33.333 --> 01:22:37.166
Beck! Well, I'm talking
to the cast of Cliff Beasts 6!
01:22:37.250 --> 01:22:41.041
No way. Action movie? That's one
of my favorite action movie franchises.
01:22:41.125 --> 01:22:43.708
Really? Mine too!
I hear they have some downtime.
01:22:43.791 --> 01:22:46.583
Maybe you wanna play 'em
some funky grooves.
01:22:47.375 --> 01:22:50.916
Playing funky grooves is what I do best.
Who's in the mood for a ladies' night?
01:22:51.000 --> 01:22:54.208
I know I am. Ladies and gentlemen, Beck.
01:22:58.166 --> 01:23:00.958
How's everybody feeling?
You all look so sexy tonight!
01:23:02.666 --> 01:23:04.625
The studio wanted
to show their appreciation
01:23:04.708 --> 01:23:07.500
by having me turn this motherfucker out!
01:23:09.041 --> 01:23:11.375
Whoo! Thank you
for fulfilling your contracts!
01:23:13.375 --> 01:23:17.250
♪ Only 37 more days of shooting
And we got this one in the can! ♪
01:23:17.333 --> 01:23:18.833
Beck! Whoo!
01:23:18.916 --> 01:23:22.541
Everybody get up out of your seats.
Get up out of your seats! Come on!
01:23:24.500 --> 01:23:27.958
♪ Girls, y'all got the one ♪
01:23:29.208 --> 01:23:31.541
♪ A night that's special everywhere ♪
01:23:32.875 --> 01:23:34.250
♪ From New York... ♪
01:23:35.333 --> 01:23:36.958
♪ To Hollywood ♪
01:23:37.791 --> 01:23:41.041
♪ It's ladies' night
And, girl, the feeling's good ♪
01:23:41.125 --> 01:23:43.291
♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies' night ♪
01:23:43.375 --> 01:23:45.250
♪ And the feeling's right ♪
01:23:45.333 --> 01:23:47.208
♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies' night ♪
01:23:47.291 --> 01:23:48.416
♪ Oh, what a night... ♪
01:23:48.500 --> 01:23:49.791
What a night!
01:23:49.875 --> 01:23:51.791
Fuck it, let's dance!
01:23:51.875 --> 01:23:53.500
♪ And the feeling's right ♪
01:23:54.125 --> 01:23:57.250
♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies' night
Oh, what a night ♪
01:23:58.625 --> 01:24:00.125
♪ Romantic cliff beasts ♪
01:24:02.500 --> 01:24:04.208
♪ You have a T. rex ♪
01:24:06.541 --> 01:24:08.916
♪ Sophisticated raptor... ♪
01:24:09.791 --> 01:24:11.875
Son of a bitch!
01:24:13.208 --> 01:24:14.125
Walk away!
01:24:14.208 --> 01:24:16.416
♪ Come play with me tonight, mama ♪
01:24:16.500 --> 01:24:18.250
♪ This is your night tonight... ♪
01:24:18.333 --> 01:24:20.458
Fuck this place! Whoo!
01:24:20.541 --> 01:24:22.666
♪ This is your night tonight ♪
01:24:22.750 --> 01:24:24.791
♪ Everything's gonna be all right ♪
01:24:24.875 --> 01:24:26.625
♪ This is your night tonight ♪
01:24:26.708 --> 01:24:28.666
♪ Everything's gonna be all right ♪
01:24:28.750 --> 01:24:30.625
♪ This is your night tonight ♪
01:24:30.708 --> 01:24:31.875
♪ Everything's gonna be ♪
01:24:35.666 --> 01:24:40.083
I'm on set joined by the amazing cast
of Cliff Beasts 6.
01:24:40.708 --> 01:24:42.458
Carol, what's it been like
01:24:42.541 --> 01:24:45.291
being back on set
with all of your Cliff Beasts buddies?
01:24:45.375 --> 01:24:47.666
It's great!
I find myself smiling the whole time.
01:24:47.750 --> 01:24:49.625
My face hurts from all the smiling.
01:24:51.833 --> 01:24:55.833
Now, we must take a moment to discuss
the difficult times we're all in.
01:24:55.916 --> 01:24:57.958
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
01:24:58.041 --> 01:25:00.750
Do any of you have
a thought about what we can do
01:25:00.833 --> 01:25:04.083
to solve the problems
that plague our world right now?
01:25:04.166 --> 01:25:09.291
I have some good news for the world,
and I think it might help a little bit.
01:25:09.375 --> 01:25:13.750
Uh, the studio just decided
that since we're doing such a great job,
01:25:13.833 --> 01:25:17.625
we're gonna roll
right into shooting Cliff Beasts 7.
01:25:17.708 --> 01:25:18.708
- Amazing!
- What?
01:25:18.750 --> 01:25:20.041
As soon as we complete 6!
01:25:20.125 --> 01:25:23.250
What do you mean?
I didn't sign up for Cliff Beasts 7!
01:25:23.333 --> 01:25:26.166
- Oh, it's the same shoot.
- No. I'm not doing that.
01:25:26.250 --> 01:25:28.791
I am out. Not doing it! No.
01:25:28.875 --> 01:25:29.875
Is this live?
01:25:29.958 --> 01:25:32.125
Hello, can you hear me?
Please help us, okay?
01:25:32.208 --> 01:25:35.166
They are holding us against our will.
I can't do another movie.
01:25:35.250 --> 01:25:37.625
I can't! It's not safe here, okay?
01:25:37.708 --> 01:25:41.250
What the fuck happened to the lights?
Can somebody turn those back on?
01:25:41.333 --> 01:25:43.750
- What?
- It's not live.
01:25:43.833 --> 01:25:45.291
- What?
- It's not live.
01:25:46.333 --> 01:25:48.083
- We're not live.
- Oh.
01:25:51.708 --> 01:25:53.833
Hey, Krystal's Kittens.
You may not know me,
01:25:53.916 --> 01:25:56.166
but I am
a really close friend of Krystal's.
01:25:56.750 --> 01:25:58.833
I know we are all struggling
during this time,
01:25:58.916 --> 01:26:02.916
but the Cliff Beasts cast
is being held against its will, partially,
01:26:03.000 --> 01:26:07.041
and forced to complete a film
under very inhumane conditions.
01:26:07.125 --> 01:26:09.458
Lauren Van Chance got her hand shot off,
01:26:09.541 --> 01:26:12.500
and they are making us
work through influenza!
01:26:12.583 --> 01:26:17.083
So we need you to jump on Instagram,
TikTok, Twitter, even LinkedIn,
01:26:17.166 --> 01:26:20.541
and demand that they allow us to go home.
01:26:20.625 --> 01:26:23.166
With full pay. And no repercussions.
01:26:23.250 --> 01:26:26.000
Oh! That is perfect.
Thank you so much, Krystal.
01:26:26.083 --> 01:26:30.333
I'm so happy to help. I know how hard
it's been for some of the older actors.
01:26:30.416 --> 01:26:31.958
Yeah, it's been hard for them.
01:26:32.041 --> 01:26:34.541
- You shouldn't post it.
- What? Why?
01:26:34.625 --> 01:26:37.166
Because you sound
like whiny, spoiled actors.
01:26:37.250 --> 01:26:38.500
I am not spoiled!
01:26:38.583 --> 01:26:41.250
People don't wanna hear
celebrities complain
01:26:41.333 --> 01:26:43.500
about how hard their movie sets are.
01:26:43.583 --> 01:26:45.000
They have real problems.
01:26:45.083 --> 01:26:47.500
What are you talking about?
These are real problems.
01:26:47.583 --> 01:26:49.500
They're never gonna let us go home!
01:26:49.583 --> 01:26:53.916
Hold on. If this is gonna make me
look bad, I am not posting this.
01:26:54.000 --> 01:26:55.875
I can't ruin my own brand.
01:26:55.958 --> 01:26:57.791
It's not gonna hurt. You're the hero.
01:26:57.875 --> 01:27:00.583
- It would make you look really bad.
- Whoa, uh...
01:27:00.666 --> 01:27:02.083
What did you just do?
01:27:02.166 --> 01:27:03.166
I deleted it.
01:27:03.208 --> 01:27:04.916
What? Why would you...
01:27:05.916 --> 01:27:08.791
She is one of them! Not us!
01:27:08.875 --> 01:27:11.125
She is not! She's my friend.
01:27:11.208 --> 01:27:14.916
You sound like some crazy,
rambling old actress. We're leaving.
01:27:15.000 --> 01:27:16.708
I am the second youngest one!
01:27:17.791 --> 01:27:18.791
Sorry.
01:27:19.416 --> 01:27:20.416
Aah!
01:27:21.000 --> 01:27:22.083
I deserved that.
01:27:23.250 --> 01:27:24.333
You'll survive.
01:27:27.083 --> 01:27:28.083
Fuck you.
01:27:28.625 --> 01:27:32.458
I'm sorry I hit you. I'm just having
a really hard time right now.
01:27:34.875 --> 01:27:37.083
- Hey, Sean.
- You said you wanted to talk to me.
01:27:37.166 --> 01:27:39.083
- Thank you for coming. Come in.
- Sure.
01:27:39.583 --> 01:27:41.625
I'm just having a bit of a hard time,
01:27:41.708 --> 01:27:44.291
and I didn't know
what to do or where to go.
01:27:45.375 --> 01:27:47.333
- Um, Sean?
- Yeah.
01:27:49.458 --> 01:27:51.916
I always thought
you guys were all fucking clowns.
01:27:52.000 --> 01:27:54.375
I thought I was the only one
who had it all together.
01:27:55.041 --> 01:27:56.333
But Josh was right.
01:27:57.125 --> 01:27:59.208
I'm the worst one of all of you.
01:27:59.291 --> 01:28:00.750
- No!
- Yes!
01:28:00.833 --> 01:28:01.833
But you?
01:28:02.916 --> 01:28:05.125
You're always so happy
and positive all the time,
01:28:05.208 --> 01:28:09.916
and I was just hoping that maybe you could
help me because I'm falling apart here.
01:28:10.000 --> 01:28:11.000
Carol.
01:28:11.833 --> 01:28:12.833
Problems?
01:28:13.416 --> 01:28:15.375
They're just lessons in disguise.
01:28:16.875 --> 01:28:21.791
Remember that one step is the first...
There's... You know...
01:28:23.291 --> 01:28:26.958
The first step
in the thousand steps of your journey.
01:28:27.041 --> 01:28:28.041
Okay.
01:28:33.375 --> 01:28:34.375
Every day...
01:28:34.708 --> 01:28:38.708
every day is an opportunity for, uh...
01:28:39.250 --> 01:28:40.250
Uh, for you to...
01:28:40.291 --> 01:28:41.291
For what?
01:28:46.166 --> 01:28:47.500
I don't have a fucking clue.
01:28:48.083 --> 01:28:50.041
I don't know what I'm doing.
01:28:52.041 --> 01:28:53.500
I'm a complete fraud.
01:28:53.583 --> 01:28:55.333
- What?
- I'm sorry.
01:28:55.916 --> 01:28:58.666
The book is great.
You should read the book.
01:28:58.750 --> 01:29:04.333
But please understand, I didn't write it.
Steve Harvey's ghostwriter wrote the book.
01:29:04.416 --> 01:29:07.250
In fact, the only time...
01:29:07.333 --> 01:29:10.041
The only time I ever read it
01:29:10.125 --> 01:29:14.250
was when I was in the recording studio,
making the audio book.
01:29:14.333 --> 01:29:17.291
And I was bored.
I was bored with the whole experience.
01:29:17.375 --> 01:29:21.875
Okay? I'm sorry, but during the pandemic,
I realized that we're all the same.
01:29:22.708 --> 01:29:25.125
And I thought that I was special.
01:29:26.208 --> 01:29:28.666
And, uh, you know, that's all I got.
01:29:30.166 --> 01:29:31.166
But I'm not.
01:29:32.041 --> 01:29:33.041
I'm not.
01:29:34.666 --> 01:29:35.666
Oh, my God!
01:29:36.916 --> 01:29:42.208
Krystal Kris, the most selfish
TikTok superstar in the world,
01:29:42.291 --> 01:29:46.041
snuck out of her movie's bubble,
putting millions of people in danger!
01:29:46.125 --> 01:29:50.125
The UK gives us Prince Harry,
and what do we give them back?
01:29:50.208 --> 01:29:51.958
The Krystal variant?
01:29:52.041 --> 01:29:55.375
We need to do something.
That was a really bad idea.
01:29:55.458 --> 01:30:00.541
Number one priority right now
is canceling Krystal Kris.
01:30:01.291 --> 01:30:03.000
#CancelKrystalKris.
01:30:04.875 --> 01:30:06.333
I just lost 3 million followers,
01:30:06.416 --> 01:30:09.875
and if we don't get the fuck out of here,
I'm gonna lose all of them.
01:30:11.000 --> 01:30:12.458
I only have 200.
01:30:20.083 --> 01:30:21.083
There's no answers.
01:30:21.750 --> 01:30:23.083
But there are drugs.
01:30:25.333 --> 01:30:26.416
Ah! Whoo!
01:30:36.166 --> 01:30:37.166
Mmm.
01:30:37.583 --> 01:30:38.833
Oh, that's good.
01:30:48.458 --> 01:30:49.458
Ooh!
01:30:55.875 --> 01:31:00.666
The biggest mistake I made on this movie
is not being on drugs the whole time.
01:31:00.750 --> 01:31:03.208
There should just be a campaign.
"Say yes to drugs."
01:31:03.291 --> 01:31:06.333
I feel very embarrassed
that I used to tell people not to do them.
01:31:06.416 --> 01:31:08.458
People should do them. They're great!
01:31:08.541 --> 01:31:10.666
Can I ask you guys a question?
01:31:10.750 --> 01:31:12.208
Why can't I keep a man?
01:31:12.291 --> 01:31:13.125
Oh, Jesus.
01:31:13.208 --> 01:31:17.958
Okay, so my ex, Josh, he dumped me
and left me for a fucking waitress.
01:31:18.041 --> 01:31:20.375
When I was young, if you saw me,
01:31:20.458 --> 01:31:22.916
you'd just wanna punch me
in the fucking face
01:31:23.000 --> 01:31:26.125
'cause I was that handsome.
You just wanted to ruin it.
01:31:26.208 --> 01:31:29.666
You know what?
This business is so unfair to women, okay?
01:31:29.750 --> 01:31:32.541
It is not fair.
You have to stay young and be skinny,
01:31:32.625 --> 01:31:34.583
but have big boobs at the same time.
01:31:34.666 --> 01:31:37.916
It's impossible because nobody
has that body type without surgery.
01:31:38.000 --> 01:31:40.500
You can't be skinny
and have big boobs at the same time!
01:31:40.583 --> 01:31:43.500
- It is physically impossible!
- It's impossible!
01:31:43.583 --> 01:31:45.125
Yeah, but it's worth trying.
01:31:45.208 --> 01:31:48.000
Gunther, why do you look
like Benedict Cumberbatch right now?
01:31:48.083 --> 01:31:48.916
I do?
01:31:49.000 --> 01:31:51.916
Your inner spirit has come out
and that's who you truly are.
01:31:52.000 --> 01:31:54.333
Hello, I'm Doctor Strange.
01:31:54.416 --> 01:31:55.875
Oh, my God, I can't!
01:31:55.958 --> 01:31:58.000
I don't like it. I want you to stop it.
01:31:58.583 --> 01:32:00.541
Stop being Benedict Cumberbatch!
01:32:00.625 --> 01:32:04.333
Everyone, do you think
that I'm worthy of Anika's love?
01:32:04.416 --> 01:32:07.000
I don't have an answer for that, bro.
01:32:07.083 --> 01:32:10.250
She's 27, and she loves me.
01:32:10.333 --> 01:32:11.833
And I...
01:32:13.916 --> 01:32:14.916
Love her.
01:32:15.708 --> 01:32:16.791
Love her.
01:32:17.916 --> 01:32:20.333
Let's go wake up Krystal.
Let's make a fucking TikTok.
01:32:20.416 --> 01:32:21.833
- Yeah, let's TikTok.
- Right now.
01:32:21.916 --> 01:32:26.875
- Ooh! Yes! I love those things!
- TikTok, TikTok. Tick, tick!
01:32:27.958 --> 01:32:32.458
♪ No, I can't give you what you need ♪
01:32:32.541 --> 01:32:36.666
♪ All by myself ♪
01:32:41.083 --> 01:32:44.333
♪ Do you wanna go? ♪
01:32:45.041 --> 01:32:48.333
♪ Do you really know ♪
01:32:49.041 --> 01:32:54.541
♪ I don't ever stay away for you ♪
01:32:54.625 --> 01:32:57.000
♪ Oh, no ♪
01:32:57.083 --> 01:33:00.333
♪ Do you want to go? ♪
01:33:01.083 --> 01:33:05.583
♪ Do you really know that I can't ♪
01:33:05.666 --> 01:33:09.083
♪ I can't afford you? ♪
01:33:21.166 --> 01:33:22.833
Dieter? Oh, my God, Dieter!
01:33:23.916 --> 01:33:26.125
Are you okay?
Something's wrong with Dieter!
01:33:26.208 --> 01:33:29.000
Okay, wait. What's up?
Dieter, wake up, man.
01:33:29.083 --> 01:33:32.416
- All right, I'm gonna go get help.
- Okay. Oh, my God, Dieter.
01:33:32.500 --> 01:33:34.791
Oh, my God, what is happening?
01:33:34.875 --> 01:33:37.541
He took a lot of drugs.
I think he's having a bad reaction.
01:33:37.625 --> 01:33:39.916
Okay, what we need to do
is clear his airway.
01:33:40.000 --> 01:33:40.833
Okay, how?
01:33:40.916 --> 01:33:44.208
So I'm just expanding
his cheek flesh at the moment.
01:33:44.291 --> 01:33:46.051
- What is the purpose?
- I've got his tongue.
01:33:46.083 --> 01:33:49.250
So he's not gonna swallow his tongue.
Your tongue is in good hands!
01:33:49.333 --> 01:33:51.916
Dieter! Oh, fuck. What's going on?
01:33:52.000 --> 01:33:54.166
God. What are you doing?
01:33:54.250 --> 01:33:57.000
It's a heart attack!
We need to attack it back.
01:33:57.583 --> 01:33:59.333
- What? That is not true!
- Heart attack!
01:33:59.416 --> 01:34:02.166
- Medical kit!
- Oh. Can you get me the NARCAN?
01:34:02.250 --> 01:34:03.666
- Yes.
- Oh. I can't deal with this.
01:34:03.750 --> 01:34:06.708
If he's taken opioids,
this should dilute them.
01:34:08.875 --> 01:34:09.708
There we go.
01:34:09.791 --> 01:34:11.000
Come on, Dieter.
01:34:12.833 --> 01:34:15.791
- Doesn't appear to be working.
- Wait! He's allergic to peanuts.
01:34:15.875 --> 01:34:17.291
- Oh!
- Clear!
01:34:17.375 --> 01:34:20.416
Come on, Dieter! Don't you die on me!
01:34:20.500 --> 01:34:22.208
Get out of my way! Everybody back.
01:34:26.375 --> 01:34:28.708
What language
are you speaking?
01:34:28.791 --> 01:34:32.041
When I get stressed, I speak Hindi.
It's a better crisis language.
01:34:32.125 --> 01:34:34.125
- We should shock him now.
- Right, yeah.
01:34:34.208 --> 01:34:35.041
Three...
01:34:35.125 --> 01:34:37.208
Two, one, clear!
01:34:44.083 --> 01:34:45.083
What time is it?
01:34:45.583 --> 01:34:48.083
3:23.
01:34:48.166 --> 01:34:51.833
Okay. Time of death, 3:23.
01:34:51.916 --> 01:34:54.333
- Time of death? Are we calling death?
- Time of death?
01:34:54.416 --> 01:34:55.666
It's over.
01:34:55.750 --> 01:34:59.125
Okay, but what we're gonna do
is we're gonna go to the bar,
01:34:59.208 --> 01:35:04.083
and we're gonna raise a glass, okay,
to what an incredible legacy he had.
01:35:04.166 --> 01:35:06.500
He was a magician. A chameleon.
01:35:07.375 --> 01:35:09.458
A reptile that could change colors.
01:35:09.541 --> 01:35:11.375
His chest is still moving, Gunther!
01:35:11.458 --> 01:35:17.125
He's not alive! Okay? That's just the body
letting him go by moving a little bit.
01:35:17.208 --> 01:35:18.416
That's what that is.
01:35:18.500 --> 01:35:21.708
- They call it death breath.
- I think he wants to come back to us.
01:35:21.791 --> 01:35:24.666
Good night, sweet prince.
Go to that beautiful light!
01:35:24.750 --> 01:35:27.375
- Do not go to the light.
- You can go to the light.
01:35:27.458 --> 01:35:29.250
- Don't go to the light.
- You can go.
01:35:29.333 --> 01:35:30.708
- Come back.
- Go.
01:35:30.791 --> 01:35:31.625
- Don't.
- Hold on!
01:35:31.708 --> 01:35:33.541
Don't let go. Hold on. Come back.
01:35:33.625 --> 01:35:34.708
Oh, my God!
01:35:34.791 --> 01:35:36.791
Wake up! Wake up!
01:35:36.875 --> 01:35:38.291
Can you stop? Stop it!
01:35:38.375 --> 01:35:41.500
It's heatstroke from the dancing!
Let's get him on ice.
01:35:44.041 --> 01:35:45.291
I think we need more ice.
01:35:47.000 --> 01:35:50.000
- At least the ice will preserve him.
- We gotta get him out of here.
01:35:51.916 --> 01:35:54.583
- What else is in the bag?
- Okay, oh, um...
01:35:55.208 --> 01:35:57.000
- I just...
- Whoa. What happened?
01:35:57.083 --> 01:35:58.416
Where the fuck did you come from?
01:35:58.500 --> 01:36:01.541
- Oh, my God, was the dance that hard?
- What's happening?
01:36:01.625 --> 01:36:03.291
- Yeah, on him.
- Dieter.
01:36:03.375 --> 01:36:05.375
Oh, my God. Dieter!
01:36:05.458 --> 01:36:08.583
- What is happening?
- He just went down.
01:36:08.666 --> 01:36:11.333
- What are we doing to save him?
- We haven't tried this.
01:36:11.416 --> 01:36:13.666
- Give it to me.
- Oh. She's just gonna do it.
01:36:14.375 --> 01:36:16.208
Oh, my God! Anika!
01:36:18.958 --> 01:36:20.250
Oh, my God!
01:36:20.333 --> 01:36:22.250
- I knew it was gonna work!
- Yes!
01:36:22.333 --> 01:36:24.291
- All right!
- Oh, my God!
01:36:24.375 --> 01:36:26.250
Whoo!
01:36:28.000 --> 01:36:29.000
You saved me.
01:36:29.791 --> 01:36:30.625
Yes.
01:36:33.416 --> 01:36:34.583
You are an angel.
01:36:35.166 --> 01:36:37.750
Yes. I was trying to tell you.
01:36:40.208 --> 01:36:41.666
You do love me?
01:36:42.333 --> 01:36:44.750
I've loved you for a thousand years,
01:36:44.833 --> 01:36:47.875
and I will love you
for another thousand years.
01:36:49.666 --> 01:36:52.166
Can someone take the needle out?
It's a little too much.
01:36:52.250 --> 01:36:55.208
Yes, this is disgusting.
Let me have this. Thank you!
01:36:56.458 --> 01:36:57.833
Oh, my God, guys.
01:36:57.916 --> 01:37:00.875
Look around.
Think about what just happened.
01:37:00.958 --> 01:37:02.500
We worked together,
01:37:02.583 --> 01:37:05.916
and together, we saved a life.
01:37:07.083 --> 01:37:10.625
And we may fight it,
and, oh, how we fight it,
01:37:10.708 --> 01:37:12.541
but we are a family.
01:37:14.208 --> 01:37:15.833
A Cliff Beasts family.
01:37:16.833 --> 01:37:19.208
And that is just such a beautiful thing.
01:37:19.791 --> 01:37:22.833
Listen to me. This is...
This is not even me acting.
01:37:22.916 --> 01:37:24.791
No, we know. That felt real.
01:37:24.875 --> 01:37:29.125
And we have to come together as a family
and lead each other to freedom
01:37:29.208 --> 01:37:31.708
because we are heroes.
01:37:31.791 --> 01:37:34.958
I don't understand the metaphor.
Are we heroes or family?
01:37:35.041 --> 01:37:38.041
We're both! We are a family of heroes,
01:37:38.125 --> 01:37:41.750
and we are going to save our family
because we are the heroes and the family,
01:37:41.833 --> 01:37:44.958
and that's what heroes do,
is save their families.
01:37:45.041 --> 01:37:46.541
So we're a family now.
01:37:46.625 --> 01:37:49.416
No, that's just for the actors.
They still think we're shit.
01:37:49.500 --> 01:37:52.625
Thank you for being my family
and for helping me through all of this.
01:37:52.708 --> 01:37:55.625
I love you all
from the bottom of my heart,
01:37:55.708 --> 01:37:59.041
and I now see what I have to do
and my reason for being here,
01:37:59.125 --> 01:38:01.750
and it is to lead you all to freedom.
01:38:01.833 --> 01:38:05.500
I don't understand. You're leading us
to freedom. Where is freedom?
01:38:05.583 --> 01:38:08.333
Freedom is the fuck out of here!
01:38:08.416 --> 01:38:11.083
That's the cocaine talking right there.
01:38:27.541 --> 01:38:29.583
Can't they see we're trying to save them?
01:38:29.666 --> 01:38:31.291
We can't save them if they're dead!
01:38:31.375 --> 01:38:33.916
If they touch this wire,
we can knock them out
01:38:34.000 --> 01:38:36.916
and take them to an ice cave
and figure out how to care for them.
01:38:37.000 --> 01:38:38.125
Good idea, Vivian!
01:38:47.750 --> 01:38:50.166
I know a better way.
01:38:50.250 --> 01:38:52.291
Let's put them to sleep,
01:38:53.083 --> 01:38:54.666
permanently!
01:38:56.708 --> 01:38:58.041
He's a madman!
01:38:58.125 --> 01:39:02.208
If we get them in the reproductive organs,
their hormones are toxic and flammable.
01:39:02.291 --> 01:39:06.500
Gio, you promised
to honor and protect them!
01:39:06.583 --> 01:39:08.250
Well, you silly little girl,
01:39:09.000 --> 01:39:12.000
looks like Gio lied.
01:39:16.083 --> 01:39:17.333
No, stop!
01:39:18.125 --> 01:39:22.166
Why, Gio, why? All for a luxury hotel?
01:39:22.250 --> 01:39:24.666
The cliff beasts must burn!
01:39:25.166 --> 01:39:27.625
And if all of you stand beside them,
01:39:27.708 --> 01:39:31.791
then you will burn with them!
01:39:35.625 --> 01:39:40.083
Cliff beasts!
01:39:40.166 --> 01:39:41.541
Gio!
01:39:41.625 --> 01:39:43.166
Let's help him!
01:39:43.250 --> 01:39:45.625
Save me! Aah!
01:39:46.583 --> 01:39:48.000
- No!
- No!
01:39:53.125 --> 01:39:55.458
I can't look! It's horrible!
01:39:56.833 --> 01:40:01.250
I hate to admit it, but unfortunately,
Gio just proved his own point.
01:40:01.333 --> 01:40:02.333
What?
01:40:04.541 --> 01:40:05.833
We have to kill them all.
01:40:08.416 --> 01:40:09.416
He's right.
01:40:12.583 --> 01:40:13.791
Let's do this.
01:40:14.625 --> 01:40:18.333
Light the sky on fire!
01:40:20.375 --> 01:40:22.666
Die, you feathered fucks!
01:40:29.166 --> 01:40:32.125
Shoot their reproductive organs.
They're flammable!
01:40:32.208 --> 01:40:34.250
Go for the nuts!
01:40:34.333 --> 01:40:36.250
Balls!
01:40:46.416 --> 01:40:49.875
Die, nature! Die!
01:40:50.500 --> 01:40:53.166
Darren, I hate this rewrite.
This is so stupid.
01:40:53.250 --> 01:40:55.083
Cut!
01:40:55.166 --> 01:40:57.291
What? It looks great.
01:40:57.375 --> 01:40:59.000
So the ending that you came up with
01:40:59.083 --> 01:41:03.041
is me shooting at cock and balls
with a flamethrower? That's what you got?
01:41:03.125 --> 01:41:06.083
Dustin, you're misunderstanding
what this is gonna look like.
01:41:06.166 --> 01:41:08.083
It's not cock and balls.
01:41:08.166 --> 01:41:09.958
These are reproductive organs.
01:41:10.041 --> 01:41:13.375
It comes out of the dinosaur
like a jellyfish,
01:41:13.458 --> 01:41:15.791
and it just moves towards the camera.
01:41:15.875 --> 01:41:19.041
And the little tentacles,
and it's fluorescent,
01:41:19.125 --> 01:41:22.833
and it goes back into the body.
It looks beautiful!
01:41:22.916 --> 01:41:24.583
The people from Paddington made it.
01:41:24.666 --> 01:41:26.791
Why would I shoot
at a gelatinous,
01:41:26.875 --> 01:41:28.791
pulsing dinosaur dick and balls like that?
01:41:28.875 --> 01:41:31.791
That sounds like you're attacking
some kind of defenseless thing.
01:41:31.875 --> 01:41:36.375
You're the hero! You have to kill them.
Otherwise they'll take over the world!
01:41:36.458 --> 01:41:38.541
Why don't we
just shoot 'em in the asshole?
01:41:38.625 --> 01:41:42.458
It's not even a dick.
It's a metaphor for the virus.
01:41:43.041 --> 01:41:44.458
Martha, does it look beautiful?
01:41:44.541 --> 01:41:47.375
Uh, well, personally,
I find it a bit troubling,
01:41:47.458 --> 01:41:49.833
but, um, it doesn't look like a dick.
01:41:49.916 --> 01:41:51.666
It doesn't look like a dick.
01:41:51.750 --> 01:41:53.416
Not any dick that I've seen.
01:41:53.500 --> 01:41:55.000
You think that makes it okay?
01:41:55.083 --> 01:41:57.625
That their dick and balls
look like a jellyfish?
01:41:57.708 --> 01:42:01.083
Can we be brought down whilst you chat?
To have a little cigarette break?
01:42:01.875 --> 01:42:03.000
Hey, how you doing?
01:42:05.416 --> 01:42:06.958
You know what, Dustin?
01:42:07.041 --> 01:42:09.333
I'm in charge of this movie.
01:42:09.416 --> 01:42:12.083
You're gonna do what I tell you to do.
Sorry, everybody.
01:42:15.041 --> 01:42:18.333
I am the painter, and you are the paint!
01:42:18.416 --> 01:42:21.375
I think this is gonna really work.
I think this is really fun.
01:42:22.041 --> 01:42:23.125
Who the fuck is that?
01:42:23.208 --> 01:42:24.916
Don't insult my mocap men!
01:42:25.000 --> 01:42:29.333
You know what, guys? As soon as we wrap,
I'm gonna punch you both in the jaw.
01:42:29.416 --> 01:42:31.666
Well, I'm gonna write you
a stern bloody email.
01:42:31.750 --> 01:42:34.416
Guys! The sooner we get everybody...
Where's the cast?
01:42:35.000 --> 01:42:36.375
Where's the fucking cast?
01:42:36.458 --> 01:42:38.166
Gavin! Where is everybody?
01:42:38.250 --> 01:42:39.166
I don't know.
01:42:39.250 --> 01:42:42.166
First team, we need you
on set. We are not done shooting.
01:42:42.250 --> 01:42:43.458
First fucking team!
01:42:43.541 --> 01:42:46.000
Come on, guys! We're losing time!
01:42:46.083 --> 01:42:47.208
Where's Dustin?
01:42:47.791 --> 01:42:48.875
God damn it!
01:42:48.958 --> 01:42:52.666
Dustin, you're wanted back on set.
Soon as you can make it, that'd be great.
01:42:52.750 --> 01:42:54.083
Fucking prick!
01:42:54.166 --> 01:42:56.500
Mr. Best, there's been a breach.
01:43:11.125 --> 01:43:13.291
I believe the children wanna play!
01:43:13.375 --> 01:43:15.458
Okay, let's have some fun.
01:43:16.291 --> 01:43:17.625
Can I leave?
01:43:17.708 --> 01:43:20.208
No! I'm sorry I'm not Patty Jenkins.
01:43:20.291 --> 01:43:22.666
I don't get to work
with fucking Cal Gadot.
01:43:22.750 --> 01:43:24.666
Gotta work with these fucks!
01:43:24.750 --> 01:43:28.208
There's some really crazy shit going down
on the Cliff Beasts set right now.
01:43:28.291 --> 01:43:30.333
I don't even know where to begin.
01:43:30.416 --> 01:43:33.041
It's been really hard on set these days...
01:43:38.500 --> 01:43:41.625
Hey! What's happening?
Has something gone wrong?
01:43:41.708 --> 01:43:42.708
Get out of my way.
01:43:42.750 --> 01:43:45.291
- Is there something we can do...
- To cheer them up?
01:43:45.375 --> 01:43:47.083
Cheer them up? This'll cheer them up!
01:43:47.166 --> 01:43:48.416
- This'll cheer them up!
- Whoa!
01:43:48.500 --> 01:43:50.083
- This'll cheer them up!
- Aah!
01:43:50.166 --> 01:43:51.875
What are you doing? Crikey!
01:43:51.958 --> 01:43:53.476
- Do you want cheering up?
- No, I'm...
01:43:53.500 --> 01:43:54.875
Do you want cheering up?
01:43:54.958 --> 01:43:56.250
I'm on a different film.
01:43:59.500 --> 01:44:02.458
- That slowed them down a bit.
- Three, four seconds. Yeah.
01:44:02.541 --> 01:44:04.375
What the hell was that?
01:44:04.458 --> 01:44:07.500
I'm stopping you.
You have a movie to finish.
01:44:07.583 --> 01:44:09.083
I thought you were my friend.
01:44:09.166 --> 01:44:11.958
I was paid to be your friend!
01:44:12.041 --> 01:44:13.958
They paid you?
01:44:14.041 --> 01:44:16.708
- I'm a mole!
- What are you talking about?
01:44:16.791 --> 01:44:20.583
And by the way, you are a mediocre dancer.
01:44:20.666 --> 01:44:22.375
That's my appeal, bitch!
01:44:25.916 --> 01:44:28.416
Aah!
01:44:30.166 --> 01:44:31.166
Come on.
01:44:34.458 --> 01:44:36.625
Hey. Hey, stop. Hey!
01:44:36.708 --> 01:44:39.041
Hey, why are you running?
01:44:40.416 --> 01:44:41.416
Hey!
01:44:41.958 --> 01:44:44.833
- Hey, stop!
- Why are you chasing me?
01:44:44.916 --> 01:44:47.333
- Why are you running?
- Get the hell away from me!
01:44:53.250 --> 01:44:54.958
God, get off of me!
01:44:58.166 --> 01:45:00.833
- Why were you running?
- Why do you care if I'm running?
01:45:00.916 --> 01:45:02.791
You could have stolen something.
01:45:02.875 --> 01:45:04.500
I didn't steal anything.
01:45:04.583 --> 01:45:07.375
I really don't think
you're allowed to run during a pandemic.
01:45:07.458 --> 01:45:09.208
I have to because it is an emergency.
01:45:09.291 --> 01:45:10.625
Ow!
01:45:10.708 --> 01:45:14.333
Great. I have a sore leg, and what do I
have to do for the rest of my day? Run.
01:45:14.416 --> 01:45:17.458
Aw! Somebody get Professor X
his wheelchair!
01:45:17.541 --> 01:45:20.916
I play a lot of different characters.
Not just him!
01:45:22.041 --> 01:45:23.458
- You're...
- Carol Cobb.
01:45:23.541 --> 01:45:25.583
- Carol Cobb.
- We went on a date, remember?
01:45:27.000 --> 01:45:28.250
Oh, wow.
01:45:28.333 --> 01:45:29.375
You don't remember...
01:45:29.458 --> 01:45:31.291
Oh. Hey, hi.
01:45:33.458 --> 01:45:37.041
- They need me back on set.
- Nobody's calling you. That's not a phone.
01:45:40.541 --> 01:45:43.666
♪ Never thought I had to take it ♪
01:45:43.750 --> 01:45:47.000
♪ Never felt the need to fake it ♪
01:45:47.083 --> 01:45:51.125
♪ Never felt the need
To try all the shit you pull... ♪
01:45:54.750 --> 01:45:57.500
♪ I never had your git-go ♪
01:45:58.000 --> 01:46:00.916
♪ I had you figured from the get-go ♪
01:46:09.250 --> 01:46:10.916
There's my phone.
01:46:13.541 --> 01:46:15.583
Got you now, you dirty hippie.
01:46:19.708 --> 01:46:23.291
Hey, get your ass off the set!
What are you, crazy?
01:46:33.208 --> 01:46:34.416
Mr. Best!
01:46:35.541 --> 01:46:37.708
What? What is it, Gavin?
01:46:37.791 --> 01:46:39.625
What now?
01:46:39.708 --> 01:46:40.708
Cliff Beasts!
01:46:41.625 --> 01:46:42.625
Shit, it's in his hand!
01:46:45.000 --> 01:46:47.541
Can I be in Cliff Beasts 7
now I shot him for you?
01:46:47.625 --> 01:46:48.666
I'll make a call.
01:46:48.750 --> 01:46:50.791
Thank you.
Sorry about flipping out earlier.
01:46:50.875 --> 01:46:54.625
- There's a lot of stress and emotions.
- Just let me enjoy this moment.
01:47:11.166 --> 01:47:14.708
- Do you know how to fly that thing?
- Yeah, I took eight lessons.
01:47:15.250 --> 01:47:18.541
Hey! Where do you think
you're going? Huh?
01:47:21.083 --> 01:47:22.333
Don't move!
01:47:22.416 --> 01:47:23.416
Stay there!
01:47:24.291 --> 01:47:26.583
How do the brakes work on this thing?
God damn it.
01:47:26.666 --> 01:47:28.750
No one's getting in that helicopter!
01:47:29.833 --> 01:47:31.125
Turn around.
01:47:31.208 --> 01:47:33.250
Turn around, go back to set.
01:47:33.791 --> 01:47:37.416
I won Sundance
with a movie I made on my phone!
01:47:38.416 --> 01:47:39.833
An iPhone 6!
01:47:39.916 --> 01:47:41.750
I am not going back to my old life.
01:47:41.833 --> 01:47:44.916
You think I want to go back
to Home Depot, selling tiles?
01:47:45.000 --> 01:47:46.125
This is my shot!
01:47:46.208 --> 01:47:48.500
Your call time is right now!
01:47:48.583 --> 01:47:49.750
I got this.
01:47:50.833 --> 01:47:54.291
- You got what? This?
- You wanna go, Cimino?
01:47:54.375 --> 01:47:55.958
- Do I wanna go? Yeah.
- Come on.
01:47:56.500 --> 01:47:57.500
Come on.
01:47:57.583 --> 01:47:59.708
You wanna play around?
Is that what you want?
01:48:04.041 --> 01:48:05.041
Yeah.
01:48:07.875 --> 01:48:09.083
What are they doing?
01:48:09.666 --> 01:48:12.750
I'm pretty sure
it's the tribesmen fight from the movie.
01:48:12.833 --> 01:48:15.708
- Oh. This is a terrible fight.
- Go again?
01:48:15.791 --> 01:48:16.958
- All right.
- From the top?
01:48:17.041 --> 01:48:22.375
Grab. Block away, one punch,
second punch. Down, stomach. Duck.
01:48:22.458 --> 01:48:24.958
The fight I was just in
was way better than this.
01:48:25.041 --> 01:48:25.875
Oh.
01:48:25.958 --> 01:48:26.958
Attaboy.
01:48:27.041 --> 01:48:28.458
- Give me that!
- Yeah!
01:48:29.375 --> 01:48:30.625
Should we stop it?
01:48:31.625 --> 01:48:33.291
Probably not. No one's getting hurt.
01:48:36.708 --> 01:48:39.166
Shit! Dustin,
just do something different! Anything!
01:48:39.250 --> 01:48:41.708
All right. Here's a page one rewrite.
01:48:42.291 --> 01:48:43.125
On your balls!
01:48:43.208 --> 01:48:45.000
There it is!
01:48:47.625 --> 01:48:49.791
- Yeah! That's different.
- Hit to the face!
01:48:53.375 --> 01:48:54.375
Yeah!
01:48:56.208 --> 01:48:58.458
- Attaboy, Dustin!
- Let's go.
01:49:01.458 --> 01:49:02.500
Dieter!
01:49:02.583 --> 01:49:03.666
Dieter, come on!
01:49:05.000 --> 01:49:07.083
You should have gone with my pages.
01:49:09.708 --> 01:49:10.791
All right, now this...
01:49:11.583 --> 01:49:13.958
That's done. Okay, all right, this goes...
01:49:14.041 --> 01:49:15.333
Oh, my God.
01:49:17.666 --> 01:49:19.958
My cast!
01:49:21.416 --> 01:49:22.416
Anika,
01:49:23.208 --> 01:49:24.583
you made it okay!
01:49:24.666 --> 01:49:27.625
I got in here
three hours early just to be safe.
01:49:30.291 --> 01:49:33.916
I wanna live with you.
I wanna live with you in Beverly Hills.
01:49:34.000 --> 01:49:36.458
- I live in Sherman Oaks.
- Even better!
01:49:39.291 --> 01:49:40.500
- You got this?
- Yeah.
01:49:40.583 --> 01:49:42.750
- Whoo!
- No celebrating yet.
01:49:42.833 --> 01:49:44.666
- Okay, no, we...
- Fly it.
01:49:52.250 --> 01:49:54.416
Oh, man, this is a rush!
01:49:55.041 --> 01:49:56.041
All right!
01:49:57.083 --> 01:49:58.333
Yes!
01:50:01.666 --> 01:50:04.541
Whoo! Whoo!
01:50:08.916 --> 01:50:10.458
Why are we standing still?
01:50:10.541 --> 01:50:11.666
What are you doing?
01:50:12.291 --> 01:50:14.833
- Just hold on...
- Let's get going.
01:50:14.916 --> 01:50:17.250
Okay, just give me a second. Um...
01:50:17.833 --> 01:50:19.083
Okay, what is that one?
01:50:19.166 --> 01:50:21.875
I've not seen that button.
I do not know what that does.
01:50:22.458 --> 01:50:23.958
What happens now?
01:50:24.041 --> 01:50:27.416
You're definitely gonna get the sack
for getting Howie to shoot Mr. Best.
01:50:27.500 --> 01:50:31.291
You'll be in directors jail for the rest
of your life, if that. You're finished.
01:50:31.375 --> 01:50:34.958
And I'm just gonna take over as producer
and get the movie in the can.
01:50:37.875 --> 01:50:39.083
What are you doing?
01:50:39.166 --> 01:50:41.833
Uh, I only know how to go up and down.
01:50:41.916 --> 01:50:43.166
What?
01:50:43.250 --> 01:50:46.000
For the movie, they only taught me
how to go up and down.
01:50:46.083 --> 01:50:48.083
They didn't teach me how to go forward.
01:50:49.291 --> 01:50:51.875
I don't know how to move forward, okay?
01:50:51.958 --> 01:50:54.208
I'm just, uh...
I don't know what else to do.
01:50:55.541 --> 01:50:56.625
Just push it forward!
01:50:56.708 --> 01:51:01.541
Well, I don't know if that's how it works.
It might be how it works. I don't know!
01:51:01.625 --> 01:51:03.708
- Oh, my God.
- What is happening?
01:51:03.791 --> 01:51:07.416
Krystal, go on YouTube. See if there's
a helicopter tutorial or something!
01:51:07.500 --> 01:51:09.041
Does YouTube still exist?
01:51:09.125 --> 01:51:10.708
- Yes!
- Yes, YouTube exists!
01:51:10.791 --> 01:51:12.541
- It still exists!
- Okay!
01:51:13.125 --> 01:51:14.208
- Um...
- Hurry, Krystal.
01:51:17.125 --> 01:51:18.708
What? What are you looking at?
01:51:20.916 --> 01:51:24.041
It's a monkey
being washed in a sink.
01:51:24.125 --> 01:51:26.916
- It's taking a bath.
- What's happening?
01:51:27.000 --> 01:51:29.541
- It's a monkey.
- A monkey taking a bath?
01:51:29.625 --> 01:51:31.541
- Look, he's so cute!
- Let me see.
01:51:31.625 --> 01:51:33.125
I don't think he likes it!
01:51:33.208 --> 01:51:36.041
Aw! His fur is so soapy!
01:51:38.625 --> 01:51:40.625
- Stop this!
- Stop!
01:51:42.166 --> 01:51:43.416
Krystal, show me!
01:51:43.500 --> 01:51:44.958
Hurry! Let's go!
01:51:45.041 --> 01:51:47.791
Stop yelling at me! Go, just watch it!
01:51:47.875 --> 01:51:50.625
Today, I'd like to talk to you
about how to fly a helicopter.
01:51:50.708 --> 01:51:53.083
Why don't we hop in
and I'll show you how it works?
01:51:57.333 --> 01:51:59.208
- What are you doing?
- Oh.
01:51:59.291 --> 01:52:00.625
It's a prop. It doesn't work.
01:52:00.708 --> 01:52:03.833
I just thought maybe
this could scare them into coming back.
01:52:07.916 --> 01:52:11.708
- Okay, I think I got it.
- Darren is pointing a gun at us right now!
01:52:11.791 --> 01:52:14.458
- Oh, my God! We gotta go. Go!
- Okay. Uh-huh.
01:52:21.958 --> 01:52:23.833
Sean, I believe in you.
01:52:24.416 --> 01:52:25.458
You can do this.
01:52:26.000 --> 01:52:28.416
I wanna be the hero, but I can't do it.
01:52:29.750 --> 01:52:31.541
Come on, guys, we're a family!
01:52:34.291 --> 01:52:35.750
Let's do this together.
01:52:38.666 --> 01:52:39.916
Come on.
01:52:40.000 --> 01:52:42.750
All right. Okay, guys, here we go.
01:52:45.000 --> 01:52:47.916
We're doing it. We're doing it.
We're moving forward.
01:52:52.375 --> 01:52:54.958
No, we're good! We're good!
We're good! We're good!
01:52:55.583 --> 01:52:57.875
We're good. I've got it. Okay.
01:52:59.416 --> 01:53:01.916
So how are you doing?
This seems like a major setback.
01:53:02.000 --> 01:53:05.333
We're gonna be fine! We'll put
a cut together. It's gonna be great.
01:53:06.125 --> 01:53:08.833
We're not done.
They'll probably come back!
01:53:13.791 --> 01:53:15.250
I think I got it, everyone.
01:53:16.500 --> 01:53:17.500
We're going home.
01:53:19.208 --> 01:53:22.333
You sons of bitches,
you didn't tip us!
01:53:22.416 --> 01:53:24.708
- Oh, my God!
- Bye-bye, Clifton!
01:53:24.791 --> 01:53:25.708
- Bye!
- Whoo-hoo!
01:53:58.041 --> 01:53:59.833
I'm Susan Howard, reporting live
01:53:59.916 --> 01:54:03.125
from the premiere of a documentary
about a disastrous production
01:54:03.208 --> 01:54:05.958
that the entire nation is talking about.
01:54:06.041 --> 01:54:07.458
I'm a beast!
01:54:07.541 --> 01:54:08.541
We're a beast!
01:54:08.625 --> 01:54:10.000
I'm a beast!
01:54:10.083 --> 01:54:12.458
- I'm a beast!
- I ain't a fucking cliff beast.
01:54:12.541 --> 01:54:15.833
- Let's get ready to bubble!
- Bubble!
01:54:18.333 --> 01:54:19.541
Cliff Beasts 6?
01:54:20.291 --> 01:54:21.458
Holy shit.
01:54:23.416 --> 01:54:27.458
When Howie cracked, that's when we all
should have just gotten out of there.
01:54:29.291 --> 01:54:33.166
And here's a warning. Do not leak this
on the Internet, you fucking idiots.
01:54:34.416 --> 01:54:36.875
The security was insane.
01:54:36.958 --> 01:54:38.125
They had guns.
01:54:39.333 --> 01:54:42.875
It felt like America, but in England.
01:54:44.333 --> 01:54:48.666
The second these things go to streamers,
they're gonna be watched on televisions,
01:54:48.750 --> 01:54:50.708
and then that makes me a television star.
01:54:50.791 --> 01:54:53.333
I'm not a television star!
I am a movie star!
01:54:53.416 --> 01:54:55.166
What do you think I am? Young Sheldon?
01:54:56.750 --> 01:54:59.250
- No, don't leave me!
- Let go!
01:55:00.833 --> 01:55:03.666
Not now. Turn that off, you tit!
01:55:03.750 --> 01:55:06.125
Yeah, the cast all called me EPK Guy.
01:55:06.208 --> 01:55:09.125
It's like, "That's not my name.
My name is Scott."
01:55:09.208 --> 01:55:11.375
Now they know it.
It's on the fucking poster.
01:55:13.208 --> 01:55:16.500
How does it feel to be the villain
of Beasts of the Bubble?
01:55:16.583 --> 01:55:19.125
I'm not the villain.
What are you talking about?
01:55:19.208 --> 01:55:22.083
Why are you complaining?
I can't leave and have almost no lines.
01:55:22.166 --> 01:55:25.250
I'm over here with my dick in my hands
like a piece-of-shit extra!
01:55:25.333 --> 01:55:28.375
No, I didn't know that all my Zoom calls
were being recorded.
01:55:30.000 --> 01:55:32.416
I could sue, but I won't
'cause I'm in on the joke,
01:55:32.500 --> 01:55:33.625
and I love the joke.
01:55:33.708 --> 01:55:35.250
So you're the mole!
01:55:35.333 --> 01:55:37.083
I know! I'm the mole.
01:55:37.166 --> 01:55:39.500
I never thought it could work
as just a hand.
01:55:40.958 --> 01:55:41.958
High five.
01:55:42.541 --> 01:55:43.375
See?
01:55:45.833 --> 01:55:47.125
Sean, how are you doing?
01:55:47.208 --> 01:55:50.333
I heard you just got out of rehab
for cocaine addiction.
01:55:50.416 --> 01:55:54.875
Yes, two-day rehab. I walked in one day.
I said, "I think I'm addicted to cocaine."
01:55:54.958 --> 01:55:57.625
They said, "You shouldn't
do that anymore." I said, "Done."
01:55:57.708 --> 01:55:59.833
- Two days, huh?
- 48 hours.
01:55:59.916 --> 01:56:01.416
What's your next project, Darren?
01:56:01.500 --> 01:56:03.083
I'm doing the Skittles movie.
01:56:03.166 --> 01:56:06.791
It's based on the candy.
It's got a great story. A passion project.
01:56:06.875 --> 01:56:12.000
And it's about racism and diversity,
and how we can all get along.
01:56:12.666 --> 01:56:15.625
It's all the flavors,
but it all goes under one name. Skittles.
01:56:15.708 --> 01:56:19.125
So much exciting news for the two of you.
And who's this?
01:56:19.833 --> 01:56:21.333
This is our friend, Kate.
01:56:21.958 --> 01:56:24.083
I have no idea why I'm here.
01:56:24.166 --> 01:56:25.250
Come on, Kate.
01:56:26.208 --> 01:56:27.208
Come on.
01:56:28.083 --> 01:56:29.250
I'm a beast!
01:56:29.333 --> 01:56:32.000
- Come on, Rafi, just say it with me.
- No, get off me!
01:56:33.708 --> 01:56:36.166
So how have you been doing
since the movie?
01:56:36.250 --> 01:56:37.333
Um, yeah, good.
01:56:37.416 --> 01:56:39.750
Um, so I'm worried
I'm gonna get in trouble
01:56:39.833 --> 01:56:42.875
because I didn't send
the swabs off to get tested.
01:56:42.958 --> 01:56:45.125
Um, so I've still got
most of them at home.
01:56:45.208 --> 01:56:48.708
And even now I don't really know
where to send them. If you know?
01:56:49.541 --> 01:56:50.958
No? Thank you.
01:57:00.291 --> 01:57:03.416
Do you think they have enough footage
in the can to put a cut together?
01:57:04.000 --> 01:57:05.583
We didn't get any of the opening,
01:57:05.666 --> 01:57:08.875
but maybe that doesn't matter
as long as the ending's strong.
01:57:08.958 --> 01:57:12.333
Yeah. The rest of the movie can be shit
as long as the ending's good
01:57:12.416 --> 01:57:14.666
'cause that's what they'll remember.
You know?
01:57:14.750 --> 01:57:15.750
Oh, yeah.
01:57:16.416 --> 01:57:18.916
Well, at least we tried to make a movie.
01:57:19.000 --> 01:57:20.583
They can't judge us for that.
01:57:20.666 --> 01:57:23.708
We made something that's a distraction
in these difficult times.
01:57:32.000 --> 01:57:34.291
♪ When I was a baby, down about ♪
01:57:34.375 --> 01:57:37.083
♪ Sweet brave boy above the clouds ♪
01:57:37.166 --> 01:57:40.125
♪ The world was mine, whoa ♪
01:57:41.375 --> 01:57:43.750
♪ The clouds, they call me to fly ♪
01:57:43.833 --> 01:57:46.208
♪ The mountains echo with my cry ♪
01:57:46.291 --> 01:57:49.791
♪ You were never welcome here, whoa ♪
01:57:49.875 --> 01:57:54.000
♪ With your silly woe
And your football toe ♪
01:57:54.625 --> 01:57:56.791
♪ Your technology ♪
01:57:56.875 --> 01:58:00.541
♪ You took my bone in paradise away ♪
01:58:00.625 --> 01:58:05.250
♪ I'm coming back
Never gonna let you rise again ♪
01:58:05.333 --> 01:58:09.791
♪ I'm coming home
The end is near, my friend ♪
01:58:09.875 --> 01:58:14.791
♪ I'm coming back
Never gonna push me down again ♪
01:58:14.875 --> 01:58:18.291
♪ Flying up on my wings of stone ♪
01:58:18.375 --> 01:58:21.333
♪ On my wings ♪
01:58:21.416 --> 01:58:25.458
♪ Of stone ♪
01:58:25.541 --> 01:58:28.750
- ♪ On my wings of stone ♪
- ♪ I'm coming home ♪
01:58:33.750 --> 01:58:36.166
♪ Thunder and lightning was my friend ♪
01:58:36.250 --> 01:58:38.541
♪ Thought the glory days would never end ♪
01:58:38.625 --> 01:58:41.958
♪ But you always wanted more, whoa ♪
01:58:43.208 --> 01:58:45.583
♪ The sun didn't shine its light on me ♪
01:58:45.666 --> 01:58:48.000
♪ From the mountains to the sea ♪
01:58:48.083 --> 01:58:51.583
♪ Through volcanoes I will soar, whoa ♪
01:58:51.666 --> 01:58:53.958
♪ With your power lines ♪
01:58:54.041 --> 01:58:56.333
♪ And your diamond mines ♪
01:58:56.416 --> 01:58:58.666
♪ You took everything ♪
01:58:58.750 --> 01:59:02.125
♪ Now my whole entire world is gone ♪
01:59:02.208 --> 01:59:07.000
♪ I'm coming back
Never gonna let you rise again ♪
01:59:07.083 --> 01:59:11.750
♪ I'm coming home
The end is near, my friend ♪
01:59:11.833 --> 01:59:16.333
♪ I'm coming back
Never gonna push me down again ♪
01:59:16.416 --> 01:59:20.125
♪ Flying up on my wings of stone ♪
01:59:20.208 --> 01:59:23.083
♪ On my wings ♪
01:59:23.166 --> 01:59:27.250
♪ Of stone ♪
01:59:27.333 --> 01:59:29.583
- ♪ On my wings of stone ♪
- ♪ I'm coming ♪
01:59:29.666 --> 01:59:32.541
♪ On my wings ♪
01:59:32.625 --> 01:59:36.708
♪ Of stone ♪
01:59:36.791 --> 01:59:40.208
- ♪ On my wings of stone ♪
- ♪ I'm coming home ♪
01:59:40.291 --> 01:59:45.041
♪ Your blood is hot
You make mistakes ♪
01:59:45.125 --> 01:59:49.708
♪ My blood is cold
Like the Arctic lakes ♪
01:59:49.791 --> 01:59:52.041
♪ My brain is small ♪
01:59:52.125 --> 01:59:54.916
♪ You think it's funny, don't you? ♪
01:59:55.000 --> 01:59:58.500
♪ The birds are all that's left of me ♪
01:59:58.583 --> 02:00:01.166
♪ I'd rather be a bird than a monkey ♪
02:00:01.666 --> 02:00:06.333
♪ I'm coming back
Never gonna let you rise again ♪
02:00:06.416 --> 02:00:11.083
♪ I'm coming home
The end is near, my friend ♪
02:00:11.166 --> 02:00:15.750
♪ I'm coming back
Never gonna push me down again ♪
02:00:15.833 --> 02:00:19.541
♪ Flying up on my wings of stone ♪
02:00:19.625 --> 02:00:22.458
♪ On my wings ♪
02:00:22.541 --> 02:00:27.125
♪ Of stone ♪
02:00:28.083 --> 02:00:28.958
♪ I'm coming ♪
02:00:29.041 --> 02:00:31.958
♪ On my wings ♪
02:00:32.041 --> 02:00:37.625
♪ Of stone ♪
02:00:37.708 --> 02:00:38.541
♪ I'm coming ♪
02:00:38.625 --> 02:00:44.708
♪ On my wings of stone ♪
02:00:44.791 --> 02:00:47.166
♪ My wings of stone ♪
02:00:47.250 --> 02:00:48.083
♪ I'm coming ♪
02:00:48.166 --> 02:00:51.000
♪ On my wings ♪
02:00:51.083 --> 02:00:55.791
♪ Of stone ♪
02:00:56.666 --> 02:00:58.666
♪ I'm coming home ♪
02:03:57.458 --> 02:04:59.958
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