WEBVTT 00:00:01.201 --> 00:00:09.604 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:10.610 --> 00:00:15.882 - [alarm bells ringing] 00:00:15.949 --> 00:00:19.853 - [horn blaring] 00:00:19.919 --> 00:00:25.558 - [ringing continues] 00:00:29.195 --> 00:00:32.031 - Come on! That boat's, like, a light year away! 00:00:32.098 --> 00:00:33.933 - [boat horn blaring] 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:38.638 - At some point, I'm gonna start taking this personally! 00:00:38.705 --> 00:00:43.676 You can't just ignore me, Raymond! I'm not your wife! 00:00:43.743 --> 00:00:44.978 Asshole. 00:00:45.044 --> 00:00:46.646 - [Little Richard singing "Get Down With It"] 00:00:46.713 --> 00:00:49.149 ♪ Well, all right ♪ 00:00:49.215 --> 00:00:50.884 ♪ Well, all right, everybody ♪ 00:00:50.950 --> 00:00:52.085 - [bicycle bell ringing] 00:00:52.152 --> 00:00:53.386 - [people cheering] 00:00:53.453 --> 00:00:56.990 - ♪ Let your hair down ♪ 00:00:57.056 --> 00:00:58.491 - Aren't you supposed to get somebody 00:00:58.558 --> 00:01:00.160 to ride that with you? 00:01:00.226 --> 00:01:02.662 - ♪ If you got on a wig like some people think I got on ♪ 00:01:02.729 --> 00:01:04.230 ♪ And this is my own beautiful hair, ♪ 00:01:04.297 --> 00:01:05.565 ♪ What to do with it, fellas ♪ 00:01:05.632 --> 00:01:07.467 - CROWD: Take it off! 00:01:07.534 --> 00:01:12.305 - ♪ I said and get down on with it ♪ 00:01:12.372 --> 00:01:16.276 ♪ Do the jazz ♪ 00:01:16.342 --> 00:01:19.913 ♪ Come on, baby ♪ 00:01:19.979 --> 00:01:22.549 ♪ Wanna watch everybody work ♪ 00:01:22.615 --> 00:01:24.617 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 00:01:24.684 --> 00:01:27.921 ♪ Come on, baby, yeah ♪ 00:01:27.987 --> 00:01:31.191 ♪ Wanna see everybody do the jerk ♪ 00:01:31.257 --> 00:01:35.628 ♪ Oh, come on, baby ♪ 00:01:35.695 --> 00:01:39.599 ♪ It's been a long, long time ♪ 00:01:39.666 --> 00:01:43.970 ♪ I said come on, baby ♪ 00:01:44.037 --> 00:01:47.707 ♪ Wanna watch everybody move around, yeah, yeah ♪ 00:01:47.774 --> 00:01:51.578 ♪ I said, come on, baby ♪ 00:01:51.644 --> 00:01:55.448 ♪ I'm gonna watch everybody move around ♪ 00:01:55.515 --> 00:01:57.417 ♪ Want everybody in the house to raise both your hands ♪ 00:01:57.484 --> 00:01:59.118 ♪ Everybody raise both your hands ♪ 00:01:59.185 --> 00:02:03.690 ♪ I said stomp your feet, everybody ♪ 00:02:03.756 --> 00:02:07.327 ♪ 00:02:07.393 --> 00:02:10.697 ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ 00:02:10.763 --> 00:02:14.734 ♪ Now let's get with my little beat ♪ 00:02:14.801 --> 00:02:18.705 ♪ Everybody stomp your feet, oh ♪ 00:02:18.771 --> 00:02:22.242 ♪ Now get this Little Richard's beat ♪ 00:02:22.308 --> 00:02:26.546 ♪ Oh, one more time ♪ 00:02:26.613 --> 00:02:30.316 ♪ I'm singin' one more time ♪ 00:02:30.383 --> 00:02:34.921 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, woo ♪ 00:02:34.988 --> 00:02:38.625 ♪ My, my, my, my, hey, yeah ♪ 00:02:38.691 --> 00:02:42.529 ♪ Singin' one more time ♪ 00:02:42.595 --> 00:02:45.698 ♪ I'm dancin' one more time ♪ 00:02:45.765 --> 00:02:49.969 ♪ Oh, yes, all right ♪ 00:02:50.036 --> 00:02:53.873 ♪ I'm singin' it's all right ♪ 00:02:53.940 --> 00:02:58.177 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 00:02:58.244 --> 00:03:02.282 ♪ My, my, my, my, hey ♪ 00:03:02.348 --> 00:03:05.785 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 00:03:05.852 --> 00:03:09.289 ♪ My, my, my, my, my ♪ 00:03:09.355 --> 00:03:13.593 ♪ Oh, it's all right ♪ 00:03:13.660 --> 00:03:16.996 ♪ I'm singin' it's all right ♪ 00:03:17.063 --> 00:03:18.798 ♪ Woo ♪ 00:03:18.865 --> 00:03:22.201 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 00:03:22.268 --> 00:03:25.004 ♪ My, my, my, my ♪ 00:03:25.071 --> 00:03:26.573 ♪♪ 00:03:26.639 --> 00:03:30.843 - [crowd applause] 00:03:41.387 --> 00:03:43.957 - BOY: Just these. 00:03:44.023 --> 00:03:45.992 Oh! 00:03:46.059 --> 00:03:47.193 These too. 00:03:47.260 --> 00:03:50.263 - Those don't always work, you know. 00:03:50.330 --> 00:03:52.198 - Okay. 00:03:52.265 --> 00:03:55.501 - GIRL: Oh, babe, but I like bubble gum. 00:03:55.568 --> 00:03:58.104 - "But I like bubble gum." 00:03:58.171 --> 00:04:00.873 The condoms. Talking about the condoms. 00:04:00.940 --> 00:04:03.309 First, you two get handsy in the back of his mom's Jetta. 00:04:03.376 --> 00:04:05.278 You say some cheesy line about how hot she is. 00:04:05.345 --> 00:04:06.913 She massages her nipples. 00:04:06.980 --> 00:04:09.616 And then after warming up his stick shift with 00:04:09.682 --> 00:04:12.518 the Cabbage Patch lip gloss, 00:04:12.585 --> 00:04:14.420 you would gently slip on a Trojan, 00:04:14.487 --> 00:04:15.989 the mightiest of soldiers, and you think, 00:04:16.055 --> 00:04:18.958 "Great, now I'm not gonna get pregnant." 00:04:19.025 --> 00:04:21.094 But you're wrong, Hannah Montana. 00:04:21.160 --> 00:04:23.696 Maybe there's no baby, but sure enough, the condom rips, 00:04:23.763 --> 00:04:26.666 and you get chlamydia-- 00:04:26.733 --> 00:04:28.868 God's punishment for the sexually-active. 00:04:28.935 --> 00:04:31.104 You gotta get a shot from your judgmental pediatrician 00:04:31.170 --> 00:04:32.905 who still wears Mickey Mouse ties. 00:04:32.972 --> 00:04:34.374 You better hope that's all you get, 00:04:34.440 --> 00:04:38.211 because, worse-case scenario, you're pregnant and dead, 00:04:38.277 --> 00:04:41.214 all because he stuck his dick in some SAT tutor 00:04:41.280 --> 00:04:42.582 before he shoved it in you. 00:04:42.649 --> 00:04:45.385 - [gasps] 00:04:45.451 --> 00:04:46.919 - That's gonna be $7.50. 00:04:46.986 --> 00:04:49.956 - ♪ 00:05:01.501 --> 00:05:08.074 ♪ 00:05:19.285 --> 00:05:21.120 - You look like shit. 00:05:21.187 --> 00:05:23.256 - Say that about my grandson again, 00:05:23.322 --> 00:05:24.791 and you'll pay for it later. 00:05:24.857 --> 00:05:28.094 - Oh, yeah? Well, you look like shit. Come here. 00:05:28.161 --> 00:05:30.663 - I am begging you guys to stop. 00:05:30.730 --> 00:05:31.698 - Oh! 00:05:31.764 --> 00:05:34.267 - Also, Janine is relentless. 00:05:34.333 --> 00:05:36.069 - Put that damn duck in the drawer 00:05:36.135 --> 00:05:38.404 with the rest of 'em, will you? 00:05:38.471 --> 00:05:39.405 Okay? 00:05:39.472 --> 00:05:40.606 - CALEB: Yeah. 00:05:40.673 --> 00:05:41.774 - Your graduation is tomorrow. 00:05:41.841 --> 00:05:43.409 - Oh my god, it is? - VALERIE: Yeah, 00:05:43.476 --> 00:05:45.344 and I think that it'd be very nice if you went. 00:05:45.411 --> 00:05:47.113 - Yeah, but then I'd miss the "Golden Girls" marathon. 00:05:47.180 --> 00:05:49.615 - Has it ever occurred to you that we might want to go 00:05:49.682 --> 00:05:50.616 and celebrate your accomplishments, 00:05:50.683 --> 00:05:51.918 however mediocre they might be? 00:05:51.984 --> 00:05:54.387 - No one's stopping you, Benny. Enjoy it. 00:05:54.454 --> 00:05:55.955 - And try and get some sleep! 00:05:56.022 --> 00:05:58.224 You really do look like shit. 00:05:58.291 --> 00:05:59.959 - Thank you. 00:06:00.026 --> 00:06:05.131 - ♪ 00:06:10.403 --> 00:06:13.806 - [quiet sobbing] 00:06:23.983 --> 00:06:26.419 - WOMAN: Caleb Cohn? - Yeah. 00:06:35.862 --> 00:06:37.363 - [door creaking] 00:06:37.430 --> 00:06:38.664 - DR. DIAZ: Good morning. 00:06:38.731 --> 00:06:41.734 Nice to meet you, Mr. Cohn. 00:06:41.801 --> 00:06:44.203 I'm Dr. Diaz. So, what are we doing today? 00:06:44.270 --> 00:06:46.139 Uh, an STD check? 00:06:46.205 --> 00:06:47.507 - Yeah, that's kind of why I'm here. 00:06:47.573 --> 00:06:49.509 I just wanna, like, test the shit out of me 00:06:49.575 --> 00:06:51.210 so all this can be over. 00:06:52.945 --> 00:06:54.480 The condom broke. 00:06:54.547 --> 00:06:58.251 Yeah, apparently it was expired like a fucking avocado. 00:06:58.317 --> 00:07:00.086 - When did that happen? - Last Thursday night. 00:07:00.153 --> 00:07:02.255 I went to this new biker bar called The Ram Rod. 00:07:02.321 --> 00:07:03.723 Met this Slavic guy 00:07:03.790 --> 00:07:08.027 who knew every single Best Actress winner since 1962, 00:07:08.094 --> 00:07:09.395 so I had sex with him. 00:07:09.462 --> 00:07:10.663 - Okay. [chuckling] 00:07:10.730 --> 00:07:13.800 - He sent me a message last night. 00:07:13.866 --> 00:07:16.435 "Ahoj, Caleb. 00:07:16.502 --> 00:07:18.638 "I tested HIV-positive Monday. 00:07:18.704 --> 00:07:20.206 "Swear I not know. 00:07:20.273 --> 00:07:23.309 "I'm sure you make joke on this I no understand, bye. 00:07:23.376 --> 00:07:24.977 Zander." 00:07:26.479 --> 00:07:28.381 - Well, you've come to the right place. 00:07:28.447 --> 00:07:31.951 We'll test you for all STDs and have your HIV baseline today. 00:07:32.018 --> 00:07:33.753 Then you can make appointments to the front desk 00:07:33.820 --> 00:07:35.922 to come back for your HIV re-checks. 00:07:35.988 --> 00:07:37.723 - No, no need to re-check. 00:07:37.790 --> 00:07:40.126 I am officially celibate until death. 00:07:40.193 --> 00:07:41.427 - Right. 00:07:41.494 --> 00:07:43.296 Look, today's test won't determine whether 00:07:43.362 --> 00:07:46.299 you contracted the virus from this exposure. 00:07:46.365 --> 00:07:48.000 The test looks for HIV antibodies, 00:07:48.067 --> 00:07:50.169 and they take time to develop. 00:07:50.236 --> 00:07:51.370 In the meantime, 00:07:51.437 --> 00:07:54.006 I run a support group twice a week. 00:07:54.073 --> 00:07:55.508 We'd be happy to have you. 00:07:55.575 --> 00:07:58.611 - Yeah, but, like, I don't even know if I have it. 00:07:58.678 --> 00:08:01.914 - Well, it's not only for people who are positive. 00:08:01.981 --> 00:08:04.750 This is sort of a any queer person who wants to talk 00:08:04.817 --> 00:08:06.485 and eat free cookies kind of group, 00:08:06.552 --> 00:08:09.789 so it's for people in your position, too. 00:08:09.856 --> 00:08:14.794 - Okay, and, um, typically how long 00:08:14.861 --> 00:08:16.662 does somebody in my position have to wait 00:08:16.729 --> 00:08:19.832 to know if they have it for sure? 00:08:19.899 --> 00:08:26.038 - ♪ 00:08:42.521 --> 00:08:43.623 - [Le Tigre singing "Deceptacon"] 00:08:43.689 --> 00:08:45.258 ♪ Who took the bomp ♪ 00:08:45.324 --> 00:08:51.063 ♪ 00:08:51.130 --> 00:08:54.000 ♪ Every day and night ♪ 00:08:54.066 --> 00:08:57.069 ♪ Every day and night ♪ 00:08:57.136 --> 00:08:59.939 ♪ Wanna disco, wanna see me disco ♪ 00:09:00.006 --> 00:09:02.775 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 00:09:02.842 --> 00:09:05.278 ♪ You got you been asking for ♪ 00:09:05.344 --> 00:09:08.281 ♪ You're so policy-free and your fantasy wheels ♪ 00:09:08.347 --> 00:09:11.050 ♪ And everything you feel is alright ♪ 00:09:11.117 --> 00:09:14.520 ♪ Alright, alright, alright ♪ 00:09:14.587 --> 00:09:17.390 ♪ Who took the bomp from the bompalompalomp ♪ 00:09:17.456 --> 00:09:20.526 ♪ Who too the ram from the ramalamdingdong ♪ 00:09:20.593 --> 00:09:21.827 - DARA: 'Bout time, bitch. 00:09:21.894 --> 00:09:24.497 - I'm sorry. What'd I miss? 00:09:24.563 --> 00:09:25.831 - Fuck if I know. 00:09:25.898 --> 00:09:27.667 Fell asleep when Chloe dedicated her diploma 00:09:27.733 --> 00:09:29.702 to Jesus and Jeb Bush. 00:09:29.769 --> 00:09:31.103 - Gross. 00:09:31.170 --> 00:09:33.139 - MAN: Kristy Quinlon. - [crowd applauding] 00:09:33.205 --> 00:09:34.573 - CALEB: Did they make it to the Vs? 00:09:34.640 --> 00:09:37.143 - Who cares if Dom has walked yet? It's over. 00:09:37.209 --> 00:09:39.178 - All I ever wanted was a boy to dry hump me 00:09:39.245 --> 00:09:41.547 in the back of his dad's Prius, and now that dream is dead. 00:09:41.614 --> 00:09:43.549 - You're so dramatic. - I'm in mourning. 00:09:43.616 --> 00:09:45.451 - You're always mourning something. 00:09:45.518 --> 00:09:47.119 - First of all, rude. 00:09:47.186 --> 00:09:48.621 Second of all, it's different. 00:09:48.688 --> 00:09:50.389 It's Dom. 00:09:50.456 --> 00:09:51.557 - MAN: Sarah Stein. 00:09:51.624 --> 00:09:53.626 - DARA: Made these for you. 00:09:53.693 --> 00:09:55.294 - Oh, so Suzanne didn't want them? 00:09:55.361 --> 00:09:57.363 - I don't know why she keeps rejecting my quiche. 00:09:57.430 --> 00:10:00.066 - You know, it could be because she's our boss? 00:10:00.132 --> 00:10:02.468 - Didn't stop her from eating it last summer. 00:10:02.535 --> 00:10:05.304 [laughing] Look, I know this is hard, 00:10:05.371 --> 00:10:06.672 but you gotta look at the upside. 00:10:06.739 --> 00:10:10.176 Now you get to sit on a new face, a better face. 00:10:10.242 --> 00:10:12.345 - MAN: Andy Terasaki. 00:10:12.411 --> 00:10:17.583 - Maybe I already did. - Of course you already did! 00:10:17.650 --> 00:10:18.684 Who's the guy? 00:10:18.751 --> 00:10:20.653 - His name was Zander. 00:10:20.720 --> 00:10:21.921 He didn't speak a word of English, 00:10:21.988 --> 00:10:24.890 he was part Slav, part, like, horse. 00:10:24.957 --> 00:10:26.359 - Was? 00:10:26.425 --> 00:10:29.228 - Yeah, he to fly back to Belgrade a couple days ago. 00:10:29.295 --> 00:10:31.664 He sent me a message. 00:10:31.731 --> 00:10:34.467 - MAN: Dom Valdez. 00:10:39.672 --> 00:10:41.007 - [camera shutter clicking] 00:10:41.974 --> 00:10:43.075 [camera shutter clicking] 00:10:43.142 --> 00:10:44.844 - MAN: Sarah Valdez. 00:10:44.910 --> 00:10:47.613 - Caleb. 00:10:47.680 --> 00:10:50.449 You're gonna be okay. 00:10:50.516 --> 00:10:51.717 - Am I? 00:10:51.784 --> 00:10:56.255 - People live with this shit forever now. 00:10:56.322 --> 00:11:00.026 - Kinda feel like I live with enough shit already. 00:11:00.092 --> 00:11:03.195 - Did you tell your grandma? 00:11:03.262 --> 00:11:05.631 - Why scare a woman who's already lost her only son 00:11:05.698 --> 00:11:10.669 when I can just, like, quietly die alone on the inside? 00:11:10.736 --> 00:11:15.875 - MAN: And now once again, class valedictorian Chloe Smith. 00:11:15.941 --> 00:11:17.343 - ♪ 00:11:17.410 --> 00:11:19.311 - CHLOE: Congrats, class of 2011. 00:11:19.378 --> 00:11:22.081 We did it! 00:11:37.530 --> 00:11:39.331 - [bell ringing] 00:11:40.699 --> 00:11:42.334 - Hey. 00:11:42.401 --> 00:11:46.605 So I spent the last couple of days looking at...AIDS stuff. 00:11:46.672 --> 00:11:48.441 - Jesus, fuck, Dara! 00:11:48.507 --> 00:11:50.609 - Did your doctor tell you about PEP? 00:11:50.676 --> 00:11:51.977 - He did not. 00:11:52.044 --> 00:11:53.879 - Well, it's this thing that you take right after 00:11:53.946 --> 00:11:57.650 you've been exposed, and it can help get rid of AIDS. 00:11:57.716 --> 00:11:59.318 - Okay, but this says you can only take it 00:11:59.385 --> 00:12:00.753 up to three days after having sex. 00:12:00.820 --> 00:12:04.423 It's been, like, a week. - Isn't it work asking about? 00:12:09.895 --> 00:12:12.164 - [phone ringing] 00:12:12.231 --> 00:12:13.399 - MAN: Pride Center. 00:12:13.466 --> 00:12:14.667 - Yeah, hi, I'm looking for Dr. Diaz. 00:12:14.733 --> 00:12:16.235 - MAN: Oh, he's not available right now. 00:12:16.302 --> 00:12:18.604 - Please, it's a super-quick life-or-death question. 00:12:18.671 --> 00:12:19.972 - MAN: If this is a medical emergency, 00:12:20.039 --> 00:12:21.640 please hang up and dial 911. 00:12:21.707 --> 00:12:23.742 - I can't, they hate me over there. 00:12:23.809 --> 00:12:25.177 - MAN: He's upstairs at his group meeting 00:12:25.244 --> 00:12:28.047 if you want to come by. - [phone beeps] 00:12:29.215 --> 00:12:30.749 - I gotta leave early. - Okay. 00:12:30.816 --> 00:12:33.919 - [bell ringing] - Uhhh, ah. 00:12:33.986 --> 00:12:35.254 Sorry I'm late. 00:12:35.321 --> 00:12:37.490 I got stuck with the principal! 00:12:37.556 --> 00:12:40.893 Riley won't stop drawing boobs on his homework. 00:12:40.960 --> 00:12:42.128 He's obsessed. 00:12:42.194 --> 00:12:43.529 I don't know where he gets this from. 00:12:43.596 --> 00:12:45.397 - [scoffs] 00:12:45.464 --> 00:12:47.800 - Caleb, can you help me replace the slushee machine? 00:12:47.867 --> 00:12:50.069 It's so heavy. 00:12:50.136 --> 00:12:51.203 - I can do it. 00:12:51.270 --> 00:12:53.739 I've been lifting. 00:12:55.207 --> 00:12:57.743 - [chuckling] Okay. 00:12:58.744 --> 00:13:01.313 - Go! Go, you have to! 00:13:02.848 --> 00:13:08.087 - ♪ 00:13:19.198 --> 00:13:21.700 - [indistinct chatter] 00:13:31.477 --> 00:13:33.078 - CALEB: Hi. - You came. 00:13:33.145 --> 00:13:34.380 - What is PEP? 00:13:34.446 --> 00:13:37.449 And how can I get on it, like, right now? 00:13:37.516 --> 00:13:39.852 - Why don't we grab a coffee? 00:13:39.919 --> 00:13:43.422 It's only effective within three days of exposure. 00:13:43.489 --> 00:13:45.758 - And why did you not tell me about that before? 00:13:45.824 --> 00:13:47.593 - Because I didn't want to tell you about something 00:13:47.660 --> 00:13:48.694 you couldn't use. 00:13:48.761 --> 00:13:50.429 - It's been, like, a week. - Caleb. 00:13:50.496 --> 00:13:53.265 - Maybe it'll still work. Can we just, like-- 00:13:53.332 --> 00:13:56.602 Can we just, like, try, please? 00:14:00.739 --> 00:14:03.209 - Listen, I want you to stay for group tonight. 00:14:03.275 --> 00:14:04.710 You haven't lived until you've tried 00:14:04.777 --> 00:14:08.147 one of Lisha's donuts, so do yourself a favor. 00:14:08.214 --> 00:14:12.251 Oh, and we go to karaoke after. 00:14:12.318 --> 00:14:15.154 All right, guys, let's bring it in. 00:14:16.655 --> 00:14:19.091 Welcome to "The Young and The Sexless." 00:14:19.158 --> 00:14:20.693 Jim, you're up. 00:14:20.759 --> 00:14:21.927 - JIM: [laughing] 00:14:21.994 --> 00:14:24.496 Hi, I'm Jim, and I'm married to Dr. Oz. 00:14:24.563 --> 00:14:27.166 Well, I've been positive-- 00:14:27.233 --> 00:14:30.369 [muffled voice] 00:14:34.974 --> 00:14:37.409 - I saw that. 00:14:39.078 --> 00:14:41.146 - Would you like a prize? 00:14:41.213 --> 00:14:44.350 - Not if it's one of those donuts. 00:14:46.352 --> 00:14:48.821 - JIM: --their lives and their sex lives 00:14:48.887 --> 00:14:50.956 aren't over after diagnosis. 00:14:51.023 --> 00:14:53.392 Anywho, once we found out, 00:14:53.459 --> 00:14:55.628 we did all the right things 00:14:55.694 --> 00:14:58.464 to ensure that Adrian was protected. 00:14:58.530 --> 00:15:01.834 Undetectable means untransmittable. 00:15:01.900 --> 00:15:03.269 Both, uh, true fact 00:15:03.335 --> 00:15:05.271 and the title of my upcoming memoir. 00:15:05.337 --> 00:15:06.972 - [laughing] 00:15:07.039 --> 00:15:08.707 - How about you? 00:15:08.774 --> 00:15:11.243 You care to share? 00:15:11.310 --> 00:15:14.446 - Okay, um, well, I'm Caleb. 00:15:14.513 --> 00:15:18.517 I, um--I'm here because a condom broke. 00:15:18.584 --> 00:15:20.552 The guy had HIV, and now I'm waiting to find out 00:15:20.619 --> 00:15:23.422 if I do, too. Oldest story in-- 00:15:23.489 --> 00:15:26.258 - [bag popping] 00:15:26.325 --> 00:15:29.395 - CALEB: --book or something. 00:15:29.461 --> 00:15:31.297 Uh, I'm supposed to go to Parsons, 00:15:31.363 --> 00:15:33.332 but their tuition costs as much as 00:15:33.399 --> 00:15:36.869 a small chain of islands, so, we'll see. 00:15:36.935 --> 00:15:40.272 Oh, and I work at the mini-mart on 72nd, 00:15:40.339 --> 00:15:43.409 so, slushee discounts all around. 00:15:43.475 --> 00:15:44.843 - That's great. 00:15:44.910 --> 00:15:47.613 Thank you, Caleb. 00:15:47.680 --> 00:15:50.282 And Estha? 00:15:53.419 --> 00:15:58.023 - Hi. Um, my name's Estha, 00:15:58.090 --> 00:16:01.694 and, uh, I'm also waiting. 00:16:01.760 --> 00:16:06.532 - ♪ 00:16:06.598 --> 00:16:10.202 - ♪ All through the night ♪ 00:16:10.269 --> 00:16:12.438 ♪ Stray cat is crying ♪ 00:16:12.504 --> 00:16:15.374 ♪ So stray cat sings back ♪ 00:16:15.441 --> 00:16:20.479 ♪ All through the night ♪ 00:16:20.546 --> 00:16:25.551 ♪ They have forgotten what by day they lack ♪ 00:16:25.617 --> 00:16:30.622 ♪ Under those white street lamps ♪ 00:16:30.689 --> 00:16:34.460 ♪ There is a little chance ♪ 00:16:34.526 --> 00:16:36.962 - Hey, it's Estha, right? 00:16:39.331 --> 00:16:40.599 I brought you a karaoke book. 00:16:40.666 --> 00:16:42.101 I don't know if you already have one, 00:16:42.167 --> 00:16:44.603 but I thought you might need one if you wanted to sing? 00:16:44.670 --> 00:16:46.805 - I don't do karaoke, I'm tone-deaf. 00:16:46.872 --> 00:16:48.774 - If only that stopped everyone, right? 00:16:48.841 --> 00:16:52.978 - ♪ And once we start, the meter clicks ♪ 00:16:53.045 --> 00:16:55.381 ♪ And it goes running ♪ 00:16:55.447 --> 00:16:57.249 - Maybe you should sing something. 00:16:57.316 --> 00:16:59.351 - Oh, no, no. 00:16:59.418 --> 00:17:01.019 No, the last time I did karaoke, 00:17:01.086 --> 00:17:03.255 I totally butchered my favorite Bowie song, 00:17:03.322 --> 00:17:05.858 and I still feel the shame. 00:17:05.924 --> 00:17:06.992 - Who's that? 00:17:07.059 --> 00:17:08.694 - Bowie. 00:17:08.761 --> 00:17:11.897 Like, David Bowie. Like, Ziggy Stardust. 00:17:11.964 --> 00:17:13.499 Kinda looks like a man, kinda looks like an alien, 00:17:13.565 --> 00:17:14.767 kinda looks like something 00:17:14.833 --> 00:17:17.369 you'd want to avoid in a dark basement. 00:17:17.436 --> 00:17:19.405 - Nope. 00:17:21.039 --> 00:17:25.010 - Do you live under a rock or something? 00:17:25.077 --> 00:17:26.412 - No, I'm from India. 00:17:26.478 --> 00:17:28.147 - Plenty of rocks in India. 00:17:28.213 --> 00:17:29.615 - Sorry? 00:17:29.681 --> 00:17:31.383 - Okay, well, what would you sing 00:17:31.450 --> 00:17:32.618 if you had to sing something? 00:17:32.684 --> 00:17:34.086 - Out of American music? 00:17:34.153 --> 00:17:35.954 - Sure. 00:17:36.021 --> 00:17:37.423 - Probably Taylor Swift. 00:17:37.489 --> 00:17:39.658 - [chuckling] 00:17:39.725 --> 00:17:41.226 Oh my god, you're serious. 00:17:41.293 --> 00:17:43.295 - What? Sometimes I feel like she steals my journal 00:17:43.362 --> 00:17:45.464 and writes about my life. 00:17:45.531 --> 00:17:47.032 - Is her next crossover hit gonna be called, 00:17:47.099 --> 00:17:50.335 "This Is What I Get For Riding Bareback?" 00:17:50.402 --> 00:17:55.207 - ♪ 00:17:55.274 --> 00:17:57.276 - Let's hope not. 00:17:57.342 --> 00:18:01.613 [laughing] 00:18:01.680 --> 00:18:04.716 - JIM: ♪ Until it ends ♪ 00:18:04.783 --> 00:18:09.455 ♪ There is no end ♪♪ 00:18:09.521 --> 00:18:11.323 - CALEB: It was cool to meet you. 00:18:11.390 --> 00:18:13.625 - ESTHA: It's good to meet you too. 00:18:13.692 --> 00:18:17.429 - Did you, um--did you drive here? 00:18:17.496 --> 00:18:19.431 - No, I, uh, took the bus. 00:18:19.498 --> 00:18:21.934 I have to, uh, ask my parents' permission 00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:25.137 to use their car specifically for my friends. 00:18:25.204 --> 00:18:28.106 - Yeah, yeah, I haven't told my grandma either. 00:18:28.173 --> 00:18:30.042 - It's just easier since they don't know about 00:18:30.108 --> 00:18:35.080 the whole gay thing. 00:18:35.147 --> 00:18:37.349 - Do you want a ride? 00:18:37.416 --> 00:18:39.618 I have a tandem bike. 00:18:39.685 --> 00:18:40.752 That means two people can-- 00:18:40.819 --> 00:18:43.255 - I know what a tandem bike is. 00:18:43.322 --> 00:18:46.558 - You didn't know Bowie, so, like, I didn't want to assume. 00:18:46.625 --> 00:18:50.863 - I, uh--I live a couple miles away. 00:18:50.929 --> 00:18:54.500 - That's okay. Uh, you can help me pedal. 00:18:57.135 --> 00:18:58.504 - Okay. 00:18:58.570 --> 00:19:02.074 - Cool. Um, I parked in this creepy side alley. 00:19:02.140 --> 00:19:05.410 Don't worry, I'm not gonna murder you. 00:19:05.477 --> 00:19:08.046 - You say very strange things. 00:19:08.113 --> 00:19:09.748 - I get that a lot. 00:19:09.815 --> 00:19:14.520 - ♪ 00:19:17.456 --> 00:19:18.790 - How's it going back there? 00:19:18.857 --> 00:19:20.392 - I'm afraid you're gonna crash. 00:19:20.459 --> 00:19:22.861 - It's my dad's bike. I can ride with my eyes closed. 00:19:22.928 --> 00:19:25.163 - Yeah, I really rather you didn't. 00:19:25.230 --> 00:19:28.033 - Noted. 00:19:28.100 --> 00:19:31.236 So when did you start going to those meetings? 00:19:31.303 --> 00:19:32.838 - About three weeks ago. 00:19:32.905 --> 00:19:35.774 It's nice to talk to people, so-- 00:19:35.841 --> 00:19:37.309 Watch out for the pothole. 00:19:37.376 --> 00:19:40.913 - Sure. 00:19:40.979 --> 00:19:43.849 Well, how'd you get into this mess in the first place? 00:19:43.916 --> 00:19:46.919 - Last year my parents started introducing me 00:19:46.985 --> 00:19:50.589 to their friends' daughters, and every time I say no, 00:19:50.656 --> 00:19:52.157 there'd be another one waiting. 00:19:52.224 --> 00:19:53.392 - Assembly line dating? 00:19:53.458 --> 00:19:55.694 Yeah, my mom did the exact same thing. 00:19:55.761 --> 00:19:56.995 - Is she conservative? 00:19:57.062 --> 00:19:58.063 - Oh, she's Jewish. 00:19:58.130 --> 00:19:59.665 Orthodox Jewish. 00:19:59.731 --> 00:20:04.670 Yeah, mentally and emotionally, she's stuck in a shtetl in 1805. 00:20:06.805 --> 00:20:09.441 - ESTHA: You can stop here. 00:20:09.508 --> 00:20:12.277 - [bike brakes creaking] 00:20:12.344 --> 00:20:14.046 - So this is you, huh? 00:20:14.112 --> 00:20:17.149 It's cool. You got a great lawn. Says a lot about a person. 00:20:17.215 --> 00:20:20.752 Hmm, look at those really nice bushes. 00:20:20.819 --> 00:20:23.589 Perfectly trimmed, A-plus. 00:20:23.655 --> 00:20:26.592 - Actually, I live down the street, 00:20:26.658 --> 00:20:29.661 but I'll just walk. 00:20:29.728 --> 00:20:31.129 - Do I give off, like, 00:20:31.196 --> 00:20:33.565 a serial killer vibe or something? 00:20:33.632 --> 00:20:36.368 - No, but my dad stays up late, and I didn't want him seeing 00:20:36.435 --> 00:20:39.738 a white boy drop me off on a gay two-man bike. 00:20:39.805 --> 00:20:41.506 Might raise some questions. 00:20:41.573 --> 00:20:43.742 - Got it. 00:20:43.809 --> 00:20:46.445 - You seem nervous. 00:20:46.511 --> 00:20:48.614 - No, I get, uh, 00:20:48.680 --> 00:20:50.515 a little too talkative around guys sometimes. 00:20:50.582 --> 00:20:52.851 It's, like, I ask a lot of questions. 00:20:52.918 --> 00:20:56.054 It's the thing that I do that I might be working on. 00:20:56.121 --> 00:21:00.392 - I meant about what's happening. 00:21:00.459 --> 00:21:02.327 The waiting. 00:21:02.394 --> 00:21:04.129 - Um, yeah. 00:21:04.196 --> 00:21:07.432 Yeah, sleeping's hard. 00:21:07.499 --> 00:21:11.003 That was very embarrassing, by the way, when I implied that 00:21:11.069 --> 00:21:13.171 I get nervous around you for being a guy. 00:21:13.238 --> 00:21:15.641 - If you can't sleep, you can call me. 00:21:15.707 --> 00:21:17.709 Sometimes I can't sleep either, 00:21:17.776 --> 00:21:22.147 and, uh, don't really have anybody to talk to. 00:21:22.214 --> 00:21:27.719 - ♪ 00:21:35.327 --> 00:21:38.864 - Are you writing your number on a Subway coupon? 00:21:42.868 --> 00:21:45.570 You can type it in my phone. 00:21:45.637 --> 00:21:51.677 - ♪ 00:21:59.918 --> 00:22:01.520 - Are you going to the next meeting? 00:22:01.586 --> 00:22:04.122 - Shh. 00:22:04.956 --> 00:22:07.092 - [whispers] Should I take that as a yes? 00:22:14.232 --> 00:22:15.167 - [bell ringing] 00:22:15.233 --> 00:22:16.635 - WOMAN: This is the true story-- 00:22:16.702 --> 00:22:17.803 - MAN: True story-- 00:22:17.869 --> 00:22:19.171 - WOMAN: Of seven strangers-- 00:22:19.237 --> 00:22:20.205 - [man laughing] 00:22:20.272 --> 00:22:21.573 - MAN: Picked to live in a house-- 00:22:21.640 --> 00:22:22.808 - WOMAN: And have their lives taped-- 00:22:22.874 --> 00:22:24.843 - MAN: Oh, Lucy, I'm home. 00:22:24.910 --> 00:22:26.144 - MAN: To find out what happens-- 00:22:26.211 --> 00:22:29.014 - MAN: When people stop being polite-- 00:22:29.081 --> 00:22:30.282 - MAN: And start getting real. 00:22:30.348 --> 00:22:33.752 - MAN: "The Real World: San Francisco." 00:22:33.819 --> 00:22:35.454 - PEDRO: I used to go around to schools 00:22:35.520 --> 00:22:38.490 and I speak about HIV and AIDS. 00:22:38.557 --> 00:22:41.193 I'm HIV-positive. 00:22:41.259 --> 00:22:43.061 - CORY: When Pedro told me he was HIV-positive, 00:22:43.128 --> 00:22:46.431 it was just, like, "No, not him." 00:22:46.498 --> 00:22:47.799 I like this guy, 00:22:47.866 --> 00:22:49.434 and I don't want him to have to suffer. 00:22:49.501 --> 00:22:51.136 - [phone chiming] 00:22:51.203 --> 00:22:53.905 - CORY: I had an incredible time talking to him on the train. 00:22:53.972 --> 00:22:56.608 - PEDRO: Have you, uh, been in a relationship? 00:22:56.675 --> 00:22:58.977 - CORY: The longest relationship I ever had is a year and a half. 00:22:59.044 --> 00:23:00.445 - ♪ 00:23:00.512 --> 00:23:02.447 - CORY: And, I don't know. I don't think I've ever... 00:23:02.514 --> 00:23:07.352 I don't really think I've ever been in love. 00:23:07.419 --> 00:23:10.689 - PEDRO: I get very twisted, and, uh... 00:23:10.756 --> 00:23:13.725 - ♪ 00:23:13.792 --> 00:23:14.926 - CORY: What did you do down there? 00:23:14.993 --> 00:23:17.129 What did you do for a living? 00:23:17.195 --> 00:23:23.101 - ♪ 00:23:35.614 --> 00:23:37.983 - PEDRO: --I'm still pretty uncertain about, you know, 00:23:38.049 --> 00:23:39.785 meeting five people, 00:23:39.851 --> 00:23:41.653 and I don't know how they going to feel about me 00:23:41.720 --> 00:23:44.289 being HIV-positive. 00:23:44.356 --> 00:23:47.092 - [phone ringing] 00:23:47.159 --> 00:23:49.294 - PHONE: Look at your phone, bitch! 00:23:49.361 --> 00:23:51.930 - [phone ringing] 00:23:51.997 --> 00:23:53.899 - PHONE: Look at your phone, bitch! 00:23:53.965 --> 00:23:56.735 - [phone ringing] 00:23:56.802 --> 00:24:00.372 - PHONE: Look at your phone, bitch! 00:24:06.711 --> 00:24:08.880 - [phone chiming] 00:24:15.320 --> 00:24:20.292 - MAN: Hey, it's the Pride Center calling for Caleb Cohn. 00:24:20.358 --> 00:24:22.861 Dr. Diaz would like you to stop by the clinic today. 00:24:22.928 --> 00:24:24.996 Okay, thanks. 00:24:25.063 --> 00:24:29.100 - VALERIE: Caleb, Dara's waiting for you! 00:24:29.167 --> 00:24:32.170 - Oh, the Orion Condominium. 00:24:32.237 --> 00:24:34.339 Hmm, it's got a kosher deli in the lobby. 00:24:34.406 --> 00:24:35.807 - Mm-hmm. 00:24:35.874 --> 00:24:37.475 - BENNY: But 25% off on Thursdays for the residents. 00:24:37.542 --> 00:24:40.545 - And you want me to turn in my home for a coupon? 00:24:40.612 --> 00:24:43.882 - I would. Their noodle kugel is next level. 00:24:43.949 --> 00:24:45.917 The food here is good, too. 00:24:45.984 --> 00:24:48.954 - BENNY: See? There he is! Hey, tell me something. 00:24:49.020 --> 00:24:50.222 Which one would you choose 00:24:50.288 --> 00:24:52.123 for your grandmother to live in with me? 00:24:52.190 --> 00:24:53.658 - Um-- - Don't distract him. 00:24:53.725 --> 00:24:56.595 He's got enough on his mind without worrying about 00:24:56.661 --> 00:24:58.797 what nursing home we should die in. 00:24:58.864 --> 00:25:00.565 - Well, technically, it's not a nursing home. 00:25:00.632 --> 00:25:03.468 It's a luxury condominium. 00:25:03.535 --> 00:25:05.136 I promise I'll stop talking now. 00:25:05.203 --> 00:25:07.639 - Okay, as lovely as this has been, 00:25:07.706 --> 00:25:09.441 um, we should go. 00:25:09.507 --> 00:25:12.010 - You should have some coffee before you leave 00:25:12.077 --> 00:25:14.212 because you look exhausted. 00:25:14.279 --> 00:25:16.848 - These compliments so early. Thank you. 00:25:16.915 --> 00:25:19.184 - Thanks for the fish! 00:25:19.251 --> 00:25:21.953 - Does he seem different to you? 00:25:22.020 --> 00:25:24.122 - When does he not seem different? 00:25:24.189 --> 00:25:25.724 - ♪ 00:25:25.790 --> 00:25:28.526 - We're gonna be late for work. - Oh, I'm not going to work. 00:25:28.593 --> 00:25:30.028 - What? - Yeah. 00:25:30.095 --> 00:25:31.796 I am truly devastated to report 00:25:31.863 --> 00:25:33.598 that I have to go back to the clinic. 00:25:33.665 --> 00:25:35.300 - Again? Why? 00:25:35.367 --> 00:25:39.337 - I don't know, so, naturally, I'm assuming the worst. 00:25:39.404 --> 00:25:40.572 - All right, well, 00:25:40.639 --> 00:25:42.707 I guess I'll do inventory by myself then. 00:25:42.774 --> 00:25:45.710 - CALEB: You're the messiah! Owe you forever, love you, bye! 00:25:45.777 --> 00:25:51.917 - ♪ 00:26:05.997 --> 00:26:09.301 - [knocking on door] 00:26:09.367 --> 00:26:10.535 - Am I gonna die? 00:26:10.602 --> 00:26:12.037 - Do you have any plans to kill yourself? 00:26:12.103 --> 00:26:13.204 - Not at the moment. 00:26:13.271 --> 00:26:14.539 - DR. DIAZ: Then you're not gonna die. 00:26:14.606 --> 00:26:17.642 I will not let the anal gonorrhea take you down. 00:26:17.709 --> 00:26:20.979 - The fuck? Is that worse than normal gonorrhea? 00:26:21.046 --> 00:26:22.414 - No, it's just on the anus. 00:26:22.480 --> 00:26:24.883 - You mean my butt? - I'm a doctor, I mean anus. 00:26:24.950 --> 00:26:26.051 - Okay, but I don't have any symptoms. 00:26:26.117 --> 00:26:27.385 - Any soreness? 00:26:27.452 --> 00:26:28.853 - I guess, but I just thought was from, 00:26:28.920 --> 00:26:30.989 like, getting railed. 00:26:31.056 --> 00:26:33.391 - We'll take care of the infection today. 00:26:33.458 --> 00:26:35.694 But you should know that the presence of gonorrhea 00:26:35.760 --> 00:26:39.164 can help the contraction of HIV. 00:26:39.230 --> 00:26:42.434 Are you allergic to any medications, like penicillin? 00:26:42.500 --> 00:26:43.768 - I don't think so. 00:26:43.835 --> 00:26:44.903 - DR. DIAZ: All right. 00:26:44.970 --> 00:26:47.572 Now, hop off the table and bend over. 00:26:47.639 --> 00:26:49.441 - Story of my life. 00:26:51.776 --> 00:26:54.279 So this should take care of it? 00:26:54.346 --> 00:26:56.414 - Yep, penicillin is great. 00:26:56.481 --> 00:26:58.917 Alexander Fleming discovered it in the '20s. 00:26:58.984 --> 00:27:00.318 - Good for her. 00:27:00.385 --> 00:27:02.320 - DR. DIAZ: He left his lab a mess over the weekend. 00:27:02.387 --> 00:27:05.056 When he got back, a weird fungus had grown in a petri dish. 00:27:05.123 --> 00:27:07.726 From that fungus, we have penicillin. 00:27:07.792 --> 00:27:08.860 - Sounds disgusting. 00:27:08.927 --> 00:27:11.096 - Yeah, but it's amazing 00:27:11.162 --> 00:27:13.531 what you can discover after life gets fucked up. 00:27:13.598 --> 00:27:19.537 - ♪ 00:27:31.483 --> 00:27:37.322 ♪ 00:27:43.728 --> 00:27:45.697 - [bell ringing] 00:27:45.764 --> 00:27:47.932 - ♪ 00:27:47.999 --> 00:27:50.568 - Dara? 00:27:50.635 --> 00:27:55.473 - ♪ 00:27:58.943 --> 00:28:01.279 - Are you out back? 00:28:01.346 --> 00:28:05.050 - ♪ 00:28:05.116 --> 00:28:06.918 - You will not believe the size of the-- 00:28:06.985 --> 00:28:08.119 - [Suzanne screaming] 00:28:08.186 --> 00:28:09.687 - [Dara screaming] - [screaming] 00:28:09.754 --> 00:28:11.689 - SUZANNE: Pull up your pants! - DARA: I'm trying! 00:28:11.756 --> 00:28:14.059 - SUZANNE: Try harder! - DARA: I'm trying harder! 00:28:14.125 --> 00:28:15.994 Stop yelling at me! 00:28:16.061 --> 00:28:20.198 - ♪ 00:28:24.769 --> 00:28:28.006 - Hi. Do you wanna know the craziest thing about doors? 00:28:28.073 --> 00:28:29.107 You can lock them. 00:28:29.174 --> 00:28:30.675 - Fuck, man, she's so mad. 00:28:30.742 --> 00:28:32.310 If anyone asks, you didn't see anything. 00:28:32.377 --> 00:28:36.014 - I am literally trying to unsee that as we speak. 00:28:36.081 --> 00:28:37.582 I thought she didn't want to eat your quiche. 00:28:37.649 --> 00:28:39.684 - Oh, remember when I covered for you? 00:28:39.751 --> 00:28:41.653 We got to talking, and things started to happen, 00:28:41.719 --> 00:28:43.188 and it was like-- 00:28:43.254 --> 00:28:45.123 - It is bad enough that I'm responsible for my own mistakes. 00:28:45.190 --> 00:28:48.326 Do not make me responsible for yours, too. 00:28:48.393 --> 00:28:49.861 - Caleb? 00:28:49.928 --> 00:28:51.262 Uh... 00:28:54.933 --> 00:28:56.768 - You're not gonna say anything. 00:28:56.835 --> 00:28:58.770 You saw nothing. 00:28:58.837 --> 00:29:00.505 No, promise me. 00:29:00.572 --> 00:29:02.507 Caleb, say it! 00:29:02.574 --> 00:29:03.842 Say it! 00:29:03.908 --> 00:29:05.777 Promise me! 00:29:05.844 --> 00:29:08.913 - ♪ 00:29:08.980 --> 00:29:10.949 - You rang? 00:29:11.015 --> 00:29:13.218 - Sit. 00:29:17.255 --> 00:29:22.327 Um, look, I'm having such a shitty week, okay? 00:29:22.393 --> 00:29:24.195 Henry still hasn't found a job, 00:29:24.262 --> 00:29:27.198 I'm doing double duty with the fucking kids at home. 00:29:27.265 --> 00:29:30.135 My dog got scabies again at the dog park. 00:29:30.201 --> 00:29:32.637 My mother-in-law is visiting. 00:29:32.704 --> 00:29:35.039 I-- 00:29:35.106 --> 00:29:37.742 I'm really not happy. 00:29:39.244 --> 00:29:42.313 - You looked pretty happy a couple minutes ago. 00:29:42.380 --> 00:29:43.548 - You know what? - What? 00:29:43.615 --> 00:29:45.450 - I don't like your tone. - CALEB: Mm-hmm. 00:29:45.517 --> 00:29:48.052 - And I really don't like seeing security camera footage of you 00:29:48.119 --> 00:29:49.521 fucking around and leaving early. 00:29:49.587 --> 00:29:51.022 I'm trying to run a business-- 00:29:51.089 --> 00:29:53.424 a profitable, respectable business! 00:29:53.491 --> 00:29:55.393 - You're right, this is a mini-mart. 00:29:55.460 --> 00:29:58.129 It's very serious. We sell, what, 10 types of Funyuns 00:29:58.196 --> 00:29:59.597 and, like, a pickle in a sack? 00:29:59.664 --> 00:30:01.166 - You know what, don't fucking test me! 00:30:01.232 --> 00:30:03.568 I could fire you! 00:30:05.570 --> 00:30:07.639 - Okay, Suzanne, I can't lose this job. 00:30:07.705 --> 00:30:09.240 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 00:30:09.307 --> 00:30:10.675 I need the minimum wage that you pay me. 00:30:10.742 --> 00:30:11.976 - Really? 00:30:12.043 --> 00:30:14.746 - Yeah, so, it won't happen again, I swear. 00:30:14.812 --> 00:30:15.980 - I'm sorry? 00:30:16.047 --> 00:30:19.150 - It won't happen again, I swear. 00:30:19.217 --> 00:30:20.451 - Fine. 00:30:20.518 --> 00:30:22.353 - Cool. 00:30:22.420 --> 00:30:26.157 - Can we also just agree that 00:30:26.224 --> 00:30:29.093 what happens in here stays in here? 00:30:29.160 --> 00:30:30.929 - Do you mean what happened here and, like, here, 00:30:30.995 --> 00:30:32.397 and, like, here? 00:30:32.463 --> 00:30:34.766 - Yeah, all of it, and over there, right. 00:30:34.832 --> 00:30:36.401 - Mm-hmm, yeah, no. 00:30:36.467 --> 00:30:37.835 Secret's safe with me. 00:30:37.902 --> 00:30:40.505 - You promise? - Sure. 00:30:40.572 --> 00:30:42.440 Can I leave now? - Please. 00:30:42.507 --> 00:30:43.875 - Thanks. 00:30:45.843 --> 00:30:47.312 Oh. 00:30:47.378 --> 00:30:52.150 You could be a little nicer to her, you know? 00:30:52.217 --> 00:30:54.786 - So could you. 00:31:00.291 --> 00:31:04.229 - You're off by two cents. 00:31:04.295 --> 00:31:05.763 - DARA: Go. 00:31:05.830 --> 00:31:07.632 Just go. 00:31:09.367 --> 00:31:11.603 Well? - I can't believe you like her. 00:31:11.669 --> 00:31:13.972 She's, like, at least five kinds of evil? 00:31:14.038 --> 00:31:15.273 - Does she hate me? 00:31:15.340 --> 00:31:16.474 - Hating you is statistically possible, 00:31:16.541 --> 00:31:17.909 and I have the math to prove it. 00:31:17.976 --> 00:31:19.744 - Yeah, you failed math. Twice. 00:31:19.811 --> 00:31:21.179 - This is a different type of math. 00:31:21.246 --> 00:31:23.548 This is gay math. 00:31:25.516 --> 00:31:27.986 - Oh, some kid came in looking for you? 00:31:28.052 --> 00:31:32.490 He bought kettle corn. I think he's still outside. 00:31:32.557 --> 00:31:34.892 Are you hooking up with him? 00:31:34.959 --> 00:31:36.894 - Gonna be right back. 00:31:42.333 --> 00:31:44.602 - [bell ringing] 00:31:48.539 --> 00:31:53.945 - You do know that popcorn isn't the only food group, right? 00:31:59.717 --> 00:32:02.086 - Jim's having a cabaret show tomorrow. 00:32:02.153 --> 00:32:03.655 Do you wanna go? 00:32:03.721 --> 00:32:05.757 - It depends. 00:32:05.823 --> 00:32:07.392 Are you asking me out? 00:32:07.458 --> 00:32:09.527 - Depends what you'd say. 00:32:09.594 --> 00:32:12.597 - Maybe? - Then maybe. 00:32:14.132 --> 00:32:17.402 - I don't get off until eight. 00:32:17.468 --> 00:32:19.671 - ESTHA: Show starts at nine. 00:32:19.737 --> 00:32:23.708 - So just pick you up from here? - I'll meet you there. 00:32:23.775 --> 00:32:25.743 - Okay, cool. 00:32:28.212 --> 00:32:30.315 - Is she your friend? 00:32:33.418 --> 00:32:36.220 - Yeah, she's kind of my only one. 00:32:36.287 --> 00:32:37.622 - I figured. 00:32:37.689 --> 00:32:38.823 - How? 00:32:38.890 --> 00:32:41.626 - You both say very strange things. 00:32:43.961 --> 00:32:47.565 - MALE SINGER: ♪ Going toe to toe ♪ 00:32:47.632 --> 00:32:50.768 ♪ Under the neon lights ♪ 00:32:50.835 --> 00:32:51.969 ♪ We're gonna-- ♪ 00:32:52.036 --> 00:32:57.942 - ♪ 00:33:05.750 --> 00:33:07.719 - Do you feel like closing early tonight? 00:33:07.785 --> 00:33:09.354 - ♪ 00:33:09.420 --> 00:33:11.322 - [rock music plays from headphones] 00:33:11.389 --> 00:33:12.857 - Dara! 00:33:14.859 --> 00:33:16.094 Dara! 00:33:16.160 --> 00:33:19.697 - [rock music playing] 00:33:19.764 --> 00:33:24.035 ♪ Teach me the lies, teach me to win ♪ 00:33:24.102 --> 00:33:25.336 - Whoa! 00:33:25.403 --> 00:33:28.673 - Wow, a vicious read. 00:33:28.740 --> 00:33:31.109 Make it up to me with a close party. 00:33:31.175 --> 00:33:33.444 - I'm not feeling so hot right now. 00:33:33.511 --> 00:33:35.246 - That sounds like a perfect excuse 00:33:35.313 --> 00:33:38.149 to shut this place down and get absolutely blasted. 00:33:38.216 --> 00:33:41.018 - There's only 15 minutes left. We should at least wait. 00:33:41.085 --> 00:33:43.421 - You're right, we should. 00:33:49.894 --> 00:33:54.499 - [Scissor Sisters singing "Any Which Way"] 00:34:00.605 --> 00:34:03.775 - [both imitating water gurgling] 00:34:05.443 --> 00:34:06.744 - ♪ I don't need a doctor ♪ 00:34:06.811 --> 00:34:08.880 ♪ Just a simple look or garter ♪ 00:34:08.946 --> 00:34:13.117 ♪ To slide to my side so civilly ♪ 00:34:13.184 --> 00:34:14.752 ♪ No talk of commitment ♪ 00:34:14.819 --> 00:34:16.721 ♪ When I receive a shipment ♪ 00:34:16.788 --> 00:34:20.725 ♪ Oh, I need express delivery ♪ 00:34:20.792 --> 00:34:24.695 ♪ Any which way, any which way ♪ 00:34:24.762 --> 00:34:28.599 ♪ You better take me any which way you can ♪ 00:34:28.666 --> 00:34:32.537 ♪ Any which way, any which way ♪ 00:34:32.603 --> 00:34:34.872 ♪ You better take me any which way you can ♪ 00:34:34.939 --> 00:34:36.741 - [Caleb groaning] - [Dara laughing] 00:34:36.808 --> 00:34:38.476 - ♪ You know, baby ♪ 00:34:38.543 --> 00:34:40.945 ♪ When I was taking my pantyhose out of their egg this evening ♪ 00:34:41.012 --> 00:34:43.648 ♪ I thought, I'm gonna find that man that has ♪ 00:34:43.714 --> 00:34:45.650 ♪ The right shade of bottled tan ♪ 00:34:45.716 --> 00:34:49.520 ♪ A man that smells like cocoa butter and cash ♪ 00:34:49.587 --> 00:34:52.190 ♪ Take me anyway you like it ♪ 00:34:52.256 --> 00:34:54.091 ♪ In front of the fireplace ♪ 00:34:54.158 --> 00:34:55.693 ♪ In front of your yacht ♪ 00:34:55.760 --> 00:34:57.695 ♪ In front of my parents ♪ 00:34:57.762 --> 00:35:00.598 ♪ I don't give a damn, baby, just take me ♪ 00:35:00.665 --> 00:35:02.300 ♪ Any which way, any which way ♪ 00:35:02.366 --> 00:35:04.168 ♪ Any which way you can ♪ 00:35:04.235 --> 00:35:06.103 ♪ Any which way, any which way ♪ 00:35:06.170 --> 00:35:07.905 ♪ Any which way you can ♪ 00:35:07.972 --> 00:35:10.074 ♪ Any which way, any which way ♪ 00:35:10.141 --> 00:35:11.976 ♪ Any which way you can ♪ 00:35:12.043 --> 00:35:15.880 ♪ Any which way, any which way you can ♪♪ 00:35:15.947 --> 00:35:18.649 - [vomiting] 00:35:28.226 --> 00:35:31.295 - [Caleb belching] 00:35:31.362 --> 00:35:33.664 - [Dara mumbling] 00:35:38.102 --> 00:35:40.037 What's wrong? 00:35:40.104 --> 00:35:41.706 Are you gonna vomit too? 00:35:41.772 --> 00:35:42.507 - Mm-mm. 00:35:42.573 --> 00:35:45.409 - Okay. - Maybe. 00:35:49.046 --> 00:35:53.217 You think we'll ever find other people to do this with? 00:35:53.284 --> 00:35:55.286 - Why do we need other people? 00:35:55.353 --> 00:35:57.021 - No, like-- 00:35:57.088 --> 00:36:02.593 like a boyfriend or a girlfriend or maybe somebody in-between. 00:36:04.061 --> 00:36:07.131 Like, somebody who wants to do dumb shit 00:36:07.198 --> 00:36:10.501 who also wants to make out. 00:36:11.402 --> 00:36:14.338 - Oh. - Mm. 00:36:14.405 --> 00:36:16.040 - Yeah. 00:36:16.107 --> 00:36:17.975 For sure. 00:36:22.046 --> 00:36:24.649 - What if that's harder for me now? 00:36:26.551 --> 00:36:30.187 - It won't be. 00:36:30.254 --> 00:36:34.358 - Yeah, but what if it is? 00:36:34.425 --> 00:36:36.360 - No. 00:36:36.427 --> 00:36:38.829 It won't be. 00:36:38.896 --> 00:36:43.000 And until then, you got me, bitch. 00:36:50.308 --> 00:36:52.743 - PEDRO: Everything about my life is uncertain. 00:36:52.810 --> 00:36:55.513 I'm totally stressed out because of my health, 00:36:55.580 --> 00:36:58.616 and I'm totally stressed out because of work, 00:36:58.683 --> 00:37:02.486 and I don't know what I want to do. 00:37:02.553 --> 00:37:05.156 - Just call me and tell me. 00:37:05.222 --> 00:37:07.825 That's the only thing I've ever asked for. 00:37:07.892 --> 00:37:11.128 - ♪ 00:37:14.198 --> 00:37:15.199 - Hey, Caleb? 00:37:15.266 --> 00:37:17.301 Can I run something by you? 00:37:17.368 --> 00:37:18.636 - Totally. 00:37:18.703 --> 00:37:21.238 - VALERIE: Okay, how's this sound? 00:37:21.305 --> 00:37:26.210 "When I first started teaching here back in the late 1800s"... 00:37:26.277 --> 00:37:28.112 Pause for laughs. 00:37:28.179 --> 00:37:32.149 "The only gender studies course was worth half a credit 00:37:32.216 --> 00:37:35.720 and met in what is now the woman's bathroom." 00:37:35.786 --> 00:37:37.722 - Okay, Joan Rivers, 00:37:37.788 --> 00:37:41.125 is this a guest lecture or an HBO special? 00:37:42.460 --> 00:37:44.261 Grandma? 00:37:44.328 --> 00:37:45.596 You good? 00:37:45.663 --> 00:37:49.367 - Yeah, yeah, less Joan Rivers, got it. 00:37:49.433 --> 00:37:52.003 Thanks a lot, honey. 00:37:57.675 --> 00:37:58.776 - [phone buzzing] 00:37:58.843 --> 00:38:01.646 - PHONE: Look at your phone, bitch! 00:38:04.949 --> 00:38:09.987 - ♪ 00:38:18.929 --> 00:38:20.631 - JIM: And when a hot redhead walks down the street, 00:38:20.698 --> 00:38:22.333 do you also imagine God knocking over 00:38:22.400 --> 00:38:23.834 a bottle of Sriracha? 00:38:23.901 --> 00:38:26.037 - [audience laughing] 00:38:26.103 --> 00:38:28.039 - JIM: Well, I think it's time for a song. 00:38:28.105 --> 00:38:30.441 This is a special request from an audience member 00:38:30.508 --> 00:38:32.376 in the third row. 00:38:32.443 --> 00:38:35.680 Everyone wave hi to Estha! 00:38:35.746 --> 00:38:37.114 - [audience applauding] 00:38:37.181 --> 00:38:41.585 - ♪ 00:38:44.722 --> 00:38:49.160 ♪ Ground control to Major Tom ♪ 00:38:49.226 --> 00:38:51.629 ♪ 00:38:51.696 --> 00:38:55.966 ♪ Ground control to Major Tom ♪ 00:38:56.033 --> 00:38:58.903 ♪ 00:38:58.969 --> 00:39:04.508 ♪ Take your protein pills and put your helmet on ♪ 00:39:04.575 --> 00:39:07.945 ♪ 00:39:08.012 --> 00:39:10.347 - Can you earn a living from taking photographs? 00:39:10.414 --> 00:39:11.716 Isn't very practical. 00:39:11.782 --> 00:39:14.218 - Practicality is very 2010. 00:39:14.285 --> 00:39:16.287 I was gonna go to college in New York, 00:39:16.353 --> 00:39:19.290 take a bunch of photos, overdose on ramen. 00:39:19.356 --> 00:39:21.125 How about you? Where you going next year? 00:39:21.192 --> 00:39:22.359 - Georgia Tech. 00:39:22.426 --> 00:39:23.494 - Atlanta. 00:39:23.561 --> 00:39:24.528 Fancy. 00:39:24.595 --> 00:39:25.996 You're excited? 00:39:26.063 --> 00:39:29.700 - It's hard to think of anything past this summer. 00:39:29.767 --> 00:39:33.504 - Do you ever, like, wonder what you would do 00:39:33.571 --> 00:39:35.740 if the test came back-- - No. 00:39:35.806 --> 00:39:37.942 I try not to. 00:39:38.008 --> 00:39:41.212 - Yeah, uh, me either. 00:39:41.278 --> 00:39:43.080 I mean, I know you're supposed to be fine 00:39:43.147 --> 00:39:46.250 if you take all the shit you're supposed to. 00:39:46.317 --> 00:39:50.254 At this point, you'd have worse luck with cancer, but, like... 00:39:50.321 --> 00:39:52.623 Still kinda wish it was something else. 00:39:52.690 --> 00:39:54.859 Like, anything else. 00:39:54.925 --> 00:39:56.727 - You'd rather have cancer? 00:39:56.794 --> 00:40:00.598 - I don't know about that, but, um... 00:40:00.664 --> 00:40:03.634 Yeah, I just--at least then I wouldn't feel like it was-- 00:40:03.701 --> 00:40:05.903 - ESTHA: Your fault. 00:40:10.207 --> 00:40:12.843 - Anyways, are you, um-- are you gonna go to sleep 00:40:12.910 --> 00:40:16.914 when you get home, or-- - Am I going home? 00:40:18.749 --> 00:40:21.085 Are we gonna get in trouble? 00:40:21.152 --> 00:40:24.889 - It's always a possibility. 00:40:24.955 --> 00:40:27.424 - Is this your temple? 00:40:27.491 --> 00:40:30.528 - CALEB: Yeah, it used to be. 00:40:30.594 --> 00:40:32.229 - What happened? 00:40:32.296 --> 00:40:36.100 - Um, the artist formerly known as my mother married the rabbi, 00:40:36.167 --> 00:40:40.104 and they're assholes, so I stopped going. 00:40:40.171 --> 00:40:42.406 - You really shouldn't talk about her like that. 00:40:42.473 --> 00:40:43.908 She's still your mom. 00:40:43.974 --> 00:40:45.276 - CALEB: Yeah, but, like, 00:40:45.342 --> 00:40:47.144 moms aren't supposed to forget to pick you up 00:40:47.211 --> 00:40:49.180 from band practice right after your dad died 00:40:49.246 --> 00:40:52.016 'cause she's too busy trying to find a new husband. 00:40:52.082 --> 00:40:54.451 Moms aren't supposed to make you move in 00:40:54.518 --> 00:40:56.987 with your grandma because your big old gay lifestyle 00:40:57.054 --> 00:40:59.957 doesn't sit too well with the rabbi's mezuzah. 00:41:00.024 --> 00:41:01.258 Moms aren't supposed to treat you 00:41:01.325 --> 00:41:06.163 like a total and complete stranger. 00:41:12.369 --> 00:41:14.905 - What's a mezuzah? 00:41:16.073 --> 00:41:17.675 - It's like this thing you nail to your house. 00:41:17.741 --> 00:41:19.410 It's got the Bible in it. 00:41:19.476 --> 00:41:23.080 Come on, this jungle gym is gonna blow your mind. 00:41:23.147 --> 00:41:26.750 - ♪ 00:41:29.186 --> 00:41:33.290 - I lost two teeth falling off of this jungle gym. 00:41:33.357 --> 00:41:35.092 Tooth fairy was supposed to give me 20 bucks. 00:41:35.159 --> 00:41:39.630 Instead, I got two carrots and a pack of Chiclets. 00:41:39.697 --> 00:41:42.967 - That's upsetting? - No, it was pretty funny. 00:41:43.033 --> 00:41:47.304 My dad did dumb shit like that all the time. 00:41:47.371 --> 00:41:50.808 Um, I had my first kiss under this bridge 00:41:50.875 --> 00:41:52.910 with Jordan Stein. 00:41:52.977 --> 00:41:57.514 Jordan smelled like applesauce. Needless to say, I was smitten. 00:41:57.581 --> 00:42:00.551 - What happened to him? - Jordan was a girl. 00:42:00.618 --> 00:42:02.519 - I meant your dad. 00:42:02.586 --> 00:42:03.988 - Oh. 00:42:04.054 --> 00:42:07.291 Um, he had a heart attack. 00:42:10.094 --> 00:42:12.796 I once peed down this slide. 00:42:15.466 --> 00:42:18.035 Okay, I'm lying. I peed down this slide a lot. 00:42:18.102 --> 00:42:19.937 - That must've been hard. 00:42:20.004 --> 00:42:22.806 - No, I've got awesome pee aim. 00:42:22.873 --> 00:42:26.310 - I was talking about your dad. 00:42:26.377 --> 00:42:28.812 - I know. 00:42:28.879 --> 00:42:34.018 - When did he, uh-- - [thunder booming] 00:42:34.084 --> 00:42:37.888 - We should take cover. I think it's gonna rain. 00:42:39.990 --> 00:42:42.993 - [rain piddling] 00:42:48.499 --> 00:42:50.267 - I think I'm sitting on a spider. 00:42:50.334 --> 00:42:51.769 - It's a playground rite of passage. 00:42:51.835 --> 00:42:55.406 I think you're gonna be fine. 00:42:55.472 --> 00:42:57.007 - I can't believe this is outside the place 00:42:57.074 --> 00:42:58.375 where you pray. 00:42:58.442 --> 00:43:01.412 - Yep, there's a sanctuary in there. 00:43:01.478 --> 00:43:04.181 It's also a catering hall and a preschool. 00:43:04.248 --> 00:43:09.086 We're nothing if not an economical people. 00:43:09.153 --> 00:43:12.156 - Do you like being Jewish? 00:43:12.222 --> 00:43:13.490 - It's a loaded question. 00:43:13.557 --> 00:43:16.560 Um, leaning toward yes. 00:43:16.627 --> 00:43:18.395 There's, like, six types of Jewish people, 00:43:18.462 --> 00:43:23.667 and I wanna say two are pretty fierce. 00:43:23.734 --> 00:43:25.035 Do you like being Hindu? 00:43:25.102 --> 00:43:28.605 - Who said I was Hindu? 00:43:28.672 --> 00:43:29.974 - Oh my god, I'm so sorry-- 00:43:30.040 --> 00:43:31.809 - I'm just kidding. 00:43:31.875 --> 00:43:33.677 I'm Hindu. 00:43:33.744 --> 00:43:35.112 - [chuckles] 00:43:54.598 --> 00:43:56.834 - I, uh... 00:43:56.900 --> 00:43:59.269 It's getting late. 00:44:02.439 --> 00:44:06.276 - ♪ 00:44:27.998 --> 00:44:30.267 - BENNY: Where you going? - Work. 00:44:30.334 --> 00:44:31.769 - Where you really going? 00:44:31.835 --> 00:44:34.138 - I'm gonna go do some drugs, graffiti buildings, 00:44:34.204 --> 00:44:36.974 TP the principal's house. - Caleb. 00:44:37.041 --> 00:44:39.743 - Benny, could we not do this now, please? 00:44:39.810 --> 00:44:42.613 - "The Young and The Sexless?" 00:44:42.679 --> 00:44:45.616 - Where did you find that? - On the floor. 00:44:45.682 --> 00:44:47.918 - I'm doing a photo project. 00:44:47.985 --> 00:44:52.289 Gay men in crisis, the pos community, homeless youth, 00:44:52.356 --> 00:44:54.258 those who can't dress for their body type. 00:44:54.324 --> 00:44:58.395 - You're lying. - I'm not lying. 00:44:58.462 --> 00:45:01.598 - Are you gonna tell her? Or am I? 00:45:01.665 --> 00:45:03.700 - You know, this is actually none of your business. 00:45:03.767 --> 00:45:05.035 - Excuse me? 00:45:05.102 --> 00:45:06.537 - We both know that you only pretend 00:45:06.603 --> 00:45:11.675 to give a shit about me because you have to...for her. 00:45:16.847 --> 00:45:18.415 - Do you know me? 00:45:20.717 --> 00:45:22.553 Have we met? 00:45:22.619 --> 00:45:25.389 Now I've spent the last 15 years of my life 00:45:25.456 --> 00:45:28.258 taking you out for sleepovers and band practice 00:45:28.325 --> 00:45:31.862 and off the floor because your daddy died. 00:45:31.929 --> 00:45:36.233 I could be buying pina coladas and the daiquiris, 00:45:36.300 --> 00:45:40.404 some loose poker, but I decided to spend it on you, 00:45:40.471 --> 00:45:45.976 because we do belong together. 00:45:46.043 --> 00:45:50.114 If you don't tell her, I will, because you're just a kid. 00:45:50.180 --> 00:45:52.649 You shouldn't do this alone. 00:45:52.716 --> 00:45:58.655 - ♪ 00:46:09.333 --> 00:46:17.174 ♪ 00:46:30.754 --> 00:46:37.427 ♪ 00:46:49.573 --> 00:46:55.078 ♪ 00:46:58.182 --> 00:47:00.050 - DR. DIAZ: Caleb? 00:47:00.117 --> 00:47:02.085 What's new with you? 00:47:04.721 --> 00:47:07.658 - Oh, I've been amazing. 00:47:07.724 --> 00:47:10.227 Things have been looking up for me. 00:47:10.294 --> 00:47:12.663 Um, my job is awesome. 00:47:12.729 --> 00:47:14.431 I had a conversation with my boss. 00:47:14.498 --> 00:47:17.501 We're gonna take things to the next level professionally. 00:47:17.568 --> 00:47:19.469 I'm very excited about that. 00:47:19.536 --> 00:47:21.238 Kinda Zen about the whole thing. 00:47:21.305 --> 00:47:23.907 I think it's this new sleep regiment I'm on. 00:47:23.974 --> 00:47:26.343 Also, I've been riding my bike everywhere, 00:47:26.410 --> 00:47:29.446 so I'm like--like saving the planet 00:47:29.513 --> 00:47:32.950 and engaging my core at the same time. 00:47:33.016 --> 00:47:35.219 - DR. DIAZ: That's great, Caleb. 00:47:40.090 --> 00:47:41.291 - ♪ 00:47:41.358 --> 00:47:43.460 - [repeated thunking] 00:47:49.299 --> 00:47:50.701 - [door creaking] 00:47:54.705 --> 00:47:57.441 - Did you just get here? - Unfortunately. 00:47:57.507 --> 00:48:00.677 - Dude, I called you, like, twice this morning. 00:48:00.744 --> 00:48:03.513 - Yeah, I woke up late. Suzanne here? 00:48:03.580 --> 00:48:06.850 - No, she's with that penis. 00:48:06.917 --> 00:48:08.385 - CALEB: Thank God. 00:48:09.786 --> 00:48:11.021 - How are you? 00:48:11.088 --> 00:48:12.990 - Alive. 00:48:13.056 --> 00:48:15.292 I get test results tomorrow. 00:48:15.359 --> 00:48:18.729 - Alright? 00:48:18.795 --> 00:48:21.465 Wanna hang? Help take your mind off of it? 00:48:21.531 --> 00:48:22.666 I'm supposed to work, 00:48:22.733 --> 00:48:24.735 but it's not like anyone needs me here. 00:48:24.801 --> 00:48:26.837 - I'm good, don't worry. 00:48:26.903 --> 00:48:28.071 - I'm not worried, 00:48:28.138 --> 00:48:31.208 I just thought you might want some company. 00:48:31.275 --> 00:48:33.076 - I have plans. 00:48:33.143 --> 00:48:35.912 - With who? 00:48:35.979 --> 00:48:37.581 - A friend. 00:48:40.083 --> 00:48:41.218 - What friend? 00:48:41.285 --> 00:48:43.720 - ♪ 00:48:48.292 --> 00:48:53.397 - Wow, this place is definitely a...choice. 00:48:55.232 --> 00:48:57.634 Where is everybody? 00:48:57.701 --> 00:48:59.736 - We close down Monday for cleaning. 00:48:59.803 --> 00:49:01.104 - We? 00:49:01.171 --> 00:49:03.974 - You're not the only one with a job. 00:49:04.041 --> 00:49:06.543 - ♪ 00:49:06.610 --> 00:49:11.948 - Everything you see can be yours for the next 42 minutes. 00:49:12.015 --> 00:49:13.684 - You're full of surprises. 00:49:13.750 --> 00:49:16.820 - I thought a little escape might help you calm down. 00:49:16.887 --> 00:49:18.422 - Unless the rides are made of Xanax, 00:49:18.488 --> 00:49:21.158 I don't think that's possible. - Can you just relax? 00:49:21.224 --> 00:49:22.926 For me? 00:49:28.965 --> 00:49:30.033 - [metal clanging] 00:49:30.100 --> 00:49:31.368 - Welcome to the popcorn stand. 00:49:31.435 --> 00:49:34.538 Would you like it sweet or salty? 00:49:34.604 --> 00:49:36.340 - Every single question I've ever had about you 00:49:36.406 --> 00:49:37.607 has just been answered. 00:49:37.674 --> 00:49:39.343 - They say if you do what you love, 00:49:39.409 --> 00:49:40.677 you never work a day in your life. 00:49:40.744 --> 00:49:42.245 - Okay, but I'm almost positive 00:49:42.312 --> 00:49:43.547 they didn't mean popping corn. 00:49:43.613 --> 00:49:45.982 - That's where you're wrong. It's the best. 00:49:46.049 --> 00:49:47.250 Back home, we used to go to 00:49:47.317 --> 00:49:48.652 the American movie theater on Sundays. 00:49:48.719 --> 00:49:50.087 I'd be excited to go all week. 00:49:50.153 --> 00:49:52.055 They played the classics like "Breakfast at Tiffany's" 00:49:52.122 --> 00:49:53.657 or "A Star is Born" or-- 00:49:53.724 --> 00:49:55.826 - Oh, which version? - There's more than one? 00:49:55.892 --> 00:49:57.594 - Okay, I'm gonna pretend you're joking. 00:49:57.661 --> 00:49:59.463 - It didn't matter what the movie was anyway. 00:49:59.529 --> 00:50:02.999 It just would take me out of my head. 00:50:03.066 --> 00:50:06.603 Anytime I felt depressed, I'd, uh, go back into my pockets 00:50:06.670 --> 00:50:08.505 and take the leftover popcorn and eat it, 00:50:08.572 --> 00:50:12.642 and I was back watching Holly Golightly and her cat. 00:50:12.709 --> 00:50:14.478 - Now you can get out of your head whenever you want, 00:50:14.544 --> 00:50:16.546 so maybe try eating a vegetable. 00:50:16.613 --> 00:50:22.085 - I still like eating it. It helps me not be-- 00:50:22.152 --> 00:50:24.688 - Sad? 00:50:24.755 --> 00:50:26.623 - Present. 00:50:31.094 --> 00:50:32.829 What next? 00:50:34.164 --> 00:50:37.367 - ♪ [Vampire Weekend singing "White Sky"] 00:50:37.434 --> 00:50:39.069 - Go! 00:50:39.136 --> 00:50:41.104 - ♪ An ancient business, a modern piece of glasswork ♪ 00:50:41.171 --> 00:50:42.439 ♪ Down on the corner ♪ 00:50:42.506 --> 00:50:44.107 ♪ That you walk each day in passing ♪ 00:50:44.174 --> 00:50:46.042 ♪ The whole immortal corporation's ♪ 00:50:46.109 --> 00:50:48.111 ♪ Given its permission ♪ 00:50:48.178 --> 00:50:50.447 - Tom? 00:50:50.514 --> 00:50:53.784 Can you operate the drop for me and my-- 00:50:53.850 --> 00:50:55.752 me and my cousin? 00:50:55.819 --> 00:50:59.055 - ♪ A little stairway, a little piece of carpet ♪ 00:50:59.122 --> 00:51:02.325 ♪ A pair of mirrors that are facing one another ♪ 00:51:02.392 --> 00:51:06.096 ♪ Out in both directions, a thousand little Julias ♪ 00:51:06.163 --> 00:51:11.334 ♪ That come together in the middle of Manhattan ♪ 00:51:11.401 --> 00:51:14.671 ♪ You waited since lunch ♪ 00:51:14.738 --> 00:51:16.740 ♪ It all comes at once ♪ 00:51:16.807 --> 00:51:20.944 ♪ Oh, oh, ooh ooh ooh ♪ 00:51:21.011 --> 00:51:24.514 ♪ Oh, oh, ooh ♪♪ 00:51:29.219 --> 00:51:31.087 - Where are you going? 00:51:31.154 --> 00:51:35.892 - TOM: It's stuck! Gotta call maintenance. 00:51:35.959 --> 00:51:38.094 - [birds cawing] 00:51:39.196 --> 00:51:42.265 - Are you all right? 00:51:42.332 --> 00:51:43.500 - Yeah. 00:51:43.567 --> 00:51:47.471 - [roller coaster creaking] 00:51:48.038 --> 00:51:53.877 - ♪ 00:51:58.849 --> 00:51:59.950 - Dara? 00:52:00.016 --> 00:52:01.618 Caleb tells me you're a great cook. 00:52:01.685 --> 00:52:03.420 What do you like to make? 00:52:03.487 --> 00:52:05.455 - Food. 00:52:07.357 --> 00:52:11.361 [whispers] I make food. 00:52:11.428 --> 00:52:14.097 - [door opening] - Thank God. 00:52:14.164 --> 00:52:18.168 - Happy to see me? - What's the verdict? 00:52:18.235 --> 00:52:23.006 - DR. DIAZ: Your 30-day antibody test came back negative. 00:52:25.408 --> 00:52:27.511 - So far, so good, right? 00:52:27.577 --> 00:52:28.812 - DR. DIAZ: So far. 00:52:28.879 --> 00:52:32.682 I will see you back here on day 60 and day 90. 00:52:32.749 --> 00:52:34.184 - Thanks for coming with me today. 00:52:34.251 --> 00:52:36.319 - Duh. - Sure. 00:52:36.386 --> 00:52:40.323 - Oh, shit, I never thought I'd need a third seat. 00:52:40.390 --> 00:52:41.725 Let's take the bus. The bus is cool. 00:52:41.791 --> 00:52:44.127 - No, it's chill. Um, I told Suzanne I'd help her out 00:52:44.194 --> 00:52:45.395 at the store in an hour. 00:52:45.462 --> 00:52:47.264 - Ew. You don't work today. 00:52:47.330 --> 00:52:51.101 - I don't know. She asked if I wanted overtime, so-- 00:52:51.167 --> 00:52:54.571 - Okay, don't do anything I wouldn't do, 00:52:54.638 --> 00:52:57.207 so don't do anything. 00:53:08.151 --> 00:53:10.487 Hey. 00:53:11.821 --> 00:53:13.590 Look, Benny, I know I've been a dick lately, 00:53:13.657 --> 00:53:17.861 and I just wanted to say I'm really sorry. 00:53:17.928 --> 00:53:20.096 It's, like, a lot for me, and I don't know how 00:53:20.163 --> 00:53:22.432 I'm gonna tell her, but-- 00:53:22.499 --> 00:53:25.902 - VALERIE: Tell her what? 00:53:30.073 --> 00:53:33.410 Well, somebody better say something. 00:53:33.476 --> 00:53:35.745 Somebody, anybody, 00:53:35.812 --> 00:53:38.148 before I burn this house to the ground. 00:53:38.214 --> 00:53:40.083 What? 00:53:40.150 --> 00:53:41.418 What's going on? 00:53:41.484 --> 00:53:44.654 - Okay, okay, um... 00:53:44.721 --> 00:53:46.222 Lately, I've been going through this thing. 00:53:46.289 --> 00:53:50.894 I met a guy after Don dumped me and we, you know, 00:53:50.961 --> 00:53:55.432 and the condom ripped and it turns out he has HIV. 00:53:55.498 --> 00:53:57.200 But I don't know if I have it. 00:53:57.267 --> 00:53:58.668 I don't think I have it. 00:53:58.735 --> 00:54:02.138 I might not have it, you know, and I have to wait until 00:54:02.205 --> 00:54:05.642 the end of summer to find out if I do. 00:54:05.709 --> 00:54:09.045 And that's why I've been kind of a bitch lately. 00:54:14.718 --> 00:54:17.220 Can you please say something? 00:54:17.287 --> 00:54:19.723 - Why didn't you tell me sooner? 00:54:19.789 --> 00:54:24.027 - I didn't want to freak you out after everything. 00:54:24.094 --> 00:54:26.630 Benny tried to get me to tell you, but, like, 00:54:26.696 --> 00:54:28.598 I couldn't. 00:54:33.703 --> 00:54:36.706 - You could never freak me out, Caleb, 00:54:36.773 --> 00:54:39.409 although you sure keep trying to. 00:54:39.476 --> 00:54:41.044 - Well, it's just, like, I mean, 00:54:41.111 --> 00:54:43.780 telling you just makes the whole thing feel real, 00:54:43.847 --> 00:54:47.083 and I was just totally hoping it would be imaginary. 00:54:47.150 --> 00:54:51.254 - The only thing that's real is this right here, 00:54:51.321 --> 00:54:56.126 you and me, no? 00:54:56.192 --> 00:54:58.628 Now give me a hug. 00:55:06.836 --> 00:55:09.406 - Okay, I can't breathe. Grandma? 00:55:09.472 --> 00:55:10.707 - VALERIE: If you ever hide 00:55:10.774 --> 00:55:12.976 anything like this from me again, 00:55:13.043 --> 00:55:15.812 you won't have to worry about getting sick 00:55:15.879 --> 00:55:18.581 because I will throttle you with my bare hands, 00:55:18.648 --> 00:55:21.584 you understand what I'm saying to you? 00:55:21.651 --> 00:55:24.387 - Yes. 00:55:24.454 --> 00:55:26.122 - VALERIE: Good. 00:55:29.659 --> 00:55:33.196 - [phone ringing] 00:55:37.867 --> 00:55:39.969 - [phone buzzing] 00:55:40.036 --> 00:55:44.507 - [Kidz Bop Kids singing "DJ Got Us Falling In Love"] 00:55:44.574 --> 00:55:46.676 ♪ Kidz Bop ♪ 00:55:46.743 --> 00:55:48.511 ♪ Yeah, man ♪ 00:55:48.578 --> 00:55:50.280 ♪ So we back in the club ♪ 00:55:50.346 --> 00:55:52.882 - Hey. Everything okay? 00:55:52.949 --> 00:55:55.552 - Yes. Why are we whispering? 00:55:55.618 --> 00:55:57.053 - I'm at home. 00:55:57.120 --> 00:55:59.389 - Oh, okay, cool. 00:55:59.456 --> 00:56:00.690 - ESTHA: What's up? 00:56:00.757 --> 00:56:03.593 - Um... 00:56:03.660 --> 00:56:05.595 I told her. 00:56:05.662 --> 00:56:06.930 - Told her what? 00:56:06.996 --> 00:56:10.533 - My grandma. About everything. 00:56:10.600 --> 00:56:11.901 - How did it go? 00:56:11.968 --> 00:56:13.770 - Yeah, I mean, considering I felt that 00:56:13.837 --> 00:56:19.175 the news might kill her, it was pretty okay. 00:56:19.242 --> 00:56:21.745 - You're lucky. - Am I on speaker? 00:56:21.811 --> 00:56:23.480 I can't hear you over the Kidz Bop. 00:56:23.546 --> 00:56:25.215 - I said, okay, that's great. 00:56:25.281 --> 00:56:29.052 I, uh--I can't talk now. I'll see you tonight. 00:56:34.224 --> 00:56:39.863 - ♪ 00:56:42.198 --> 00:56:44.200 - Did you not want to tell me because 00:56:44.267 --> 00:56:47.303 you knew it'd be even harder for me to sell this place? 00:56:47.370 --> 00:56:49.105 - I know you're upset about Caleb. 00:56:49.172 --> 00:56:51.341 - No, no, I'm not upset about Caleb! 00:56:51.407 --> 00:56:55.745 I'm furious with you, asshole, for lying to me! 00:56:55.812 --> 00:56:57.881 Caleb is fine. He's just-- 00:56:57.947 --> 00:57:00.850 He's going to be fine. 00:57:00.917 --> 00:57:02.318 He's gonna be fine. 00:57:04.020 --> 00:57:06.890 He's gonna be fine. He's-- 00:57:06.956 --> 00:57:09.058 He's gonna be fine. 00:57:09.125 --> 00:57:11.728 [sobbing] 00:57:13.563 --> 00:57:16.299 - DR. DIAZ: Caleb? You with us? 00:57:21.638 --> 00:57:26.776 - Feels like all I do is worry her. 00:57:26.843 --> 00:57:28.278 After my dad died, 00:57:28.344 --> 00:57:30.146 she convinced herself that she's responsible for me, 00:57:30.213 --> 00:57:32.282 and she feels guilty that I ended up here, 00:57:32.348 --> 00:57:36.219 which makes me feel even guiltier than I already did. 00:57:38.254 --> 00:57:42.058 Being Jewish is really hard, basically. 00:57:42.125 --> 00:57:43.993 - You did the right thing. 00:57:44.060 --> 00:57:47.463 It's good to have someone to talk to at home. 00:57:47.530 --> 00:57:51.434 And, Estha? How are things going with you? 00:57:53.136 --> 00:57:55.738 - Um, they've been better. 00:57:55.805 --> 00:57:58.474 I, um... 00:57:58.541 --> 00:58:00.844 I, um, find out soon, 00:58:00.910 --> 00:58:06.549 and every hour feels like a day. I... 00:58:07.650 --> 00:58:11.955 I still don't know what my dad will do if, uh-- 00:58:12.021 --> 00:58:15.058 I'm everything to them, the... 00:58:15.124 --> 00:58:17.460 perfect son, the one they to talk to their friends about, 00:58:17.527 --> 00:58:19.028 the salutatorian, 00:58:19.095 --> 00:58:21.931 the one that they scram out to lunch every single Sunday. 00:58:21.998 --> 00:58:25.068 They love the son I let them see. 00:58:27.704 --> 00:58:32.008 But then there's this other part of me, right... 00:58:32.075 --> 00:58:36.846 the part I keep hidden... 00:58:36.913 --> 00:58:39.916 and I keep trying so hard to be perfect because 00:58:39.983 --> 00:58:41.584 I think they'd hate that other part of me. 00:58:41.651 --> 00:58:47.290 But if I do end up having this, I know I'll have to tell them. 00:58:52.362 --> 00:58:55.431 I just don't wanna be here anymore. 00:58:55.498 --> 00:58:59.035 I, uh--I'll go back. 00:58:59.102 --> 00:59:02.138 I'd even go forward. It's here. 00:59:02.205 --> 00:59:04.774 Here is where I'm having an issue, where I can't even 00:59:04.841 --> 00:59:07.310 watch the TV with my parents without them thinking that 00:59:07.377 --> 00:59:12.515 they know it's there, that they can smell it on me. 00:59:12.582 --> 00:59:14.484 - DR. DIAZ: Smell what on you? 00:59:20.623 --> 00:59:23.326 - Shame. 00:59:23.393 --> 00:59:28.932 - ♪ 00:59:39.609 --> 00:59:44.847 ♪ 00:59:56.592 --> 00:59:58.995 - [phone ringing] 00:59:59.062 --> 01:00:01.364 - PHONE: Look at your phone, bitch! 01:00:01.431 --> 01:00:04.767 - [phone ringing] 01:00:04.834 --> 01:00:05.902 - Hi. 01:00:05.969 --> 01:00:07.470 - Happy Fourth, fool. 01:00:07.537 --> 01:00:09.238 Are we gonna stoned and watch "Spiders From Mars" 01:00:09.305 --> 01:00:10.873 like last year? I can score some 01:00:10.940 --> 01:00:12.375 environmentally-friendly fireworks. 01:00:12.442 --> 01:00:15.378 - No, I can't, I'm sorry. There's something I have to do. 01:00:15.445 --> 01:00:18.648 - DARA: You with that kid again? - His name is Estha. 01:00:18.715 --> 01:00:20.683 - All right, whatever. 01:00:20.750 --> 01:00:23.019 I gotta tell you something about Suzanne later, though. 01:00:23.086 --> 01:00:25.188 - CALEB: Why? What happened? 01:00:25.254 --> 01:00:27.690 - She said she loved me. 01:00:27.757 --> 01:00:29.325 That she fucking loved me. 01:00:29.392 --> 01:00:31.027 - SUZANNE: Sorry, somebody's gotta make a living 01:00:31.094 --> 01:00:34.464 in this family right now! 01:00:34.530 --> 01:00:37.734 - Yeah, that's why she asked me to work overtime. 01:00:37.800 --> 01:00:39.302 After we hooked up, 01:00:39.369 --> 01:00:41.704 she couldn't stop thinking about me. How sick is that? 01:00:41.771 --> 01:00:43.339 - CALEB: Dara, I really gotta go, I'm sorry. 01:00:43.406 --> 01:00:46.075 I'll call you back later. - Well-- 01:00:47.710 --> 01:00:49.412 - Are you ready to go? 01:00:49.479 --> 01:00:50.646 - Where? 01:00:50.713 --> 01:00:53.182 - ♪ 01:00:55.818 --> 01:00:58.121 - So these are the fireworks? 01:00:58.187 --> 01:01:01.257 - Hey, it's the best I could do. 01:01:01.324 --> 01:01:03.393 - ♪ 01:01:03.459 --> 01:01:04.761 - Ooh! 01:01:04.827 --> 01:01:07.597 Big, scary, ooh! 01:01:07.663 --> 01:01:10.600 - ♪ 01:01:10.666 --> 01:01:13.369 - FEMALE SINGER: ♪ Accidental lover ♪ 01:01:13.436 --> 01:01:17.573 ♪ What'd you do with all my common sense ♪ 01:01:17.640 --> 01:01:21.411 ♪ 01:01:21.477 --> 01:01:23.546 ♪ You came in undercover ♪ 01:01:23.613 --> 01:01:28.184 ♪ When I didn't even want a friend ♪ 01:01:28.251 --> 01:01:31.387 ♪ 01:01:31.454 --> 01:01:34.123 ♪ I'm tired of looking like I'm dying ♪ 01:01:34.190 --> 01:01:36.626 ♪ I know I can find the silver lining ♪ 01:01:36.692 --> 01:01:38.394 ♪ Like before ♪ 01:01:38.461 --> 01:01:39.228 ♪ 01:01:39.295 --> 01:01:41.998 ♪ Like before ♪ 01:01:42.065 --> 01:01:44.400 ♪ And you got a funny sense of timing ♪ 01:01:44.467 --> 01:01:46.936 ♪ Showed up on the night that I stopped trying ♪ 01:01:47.003 --> 01:01:49.372 ♪ Something more ♪ 01:01:49.439 --> 01:01:52.041 ♪ You're something more ♪ 01:01:52.108 --> 01:01:56.846 ♪ And I'm like, oh, sweet, gotta think I'm in trouble ♪ 01:01:56.913 --> 01:01:59.248 ♪ Kinda make you wonder ♪ 01:01:59.315 --> 01:02:02.685 ♪ What it's like on the other side ♪ 01:02:02.752 --> 01:02:04.787 ♪ And I'm like, baby ♪ 01:02:04.854 --> 01:02:07.090 ♪ Kinda drive me crazy ♪ 01:02:07.156 --> 01:02:09.592 ♪ I'm not one to save you ♪ 01:02:09.659 --> 01:02:12.562 ♪ But I guess I will really try ♪ 01:02:12.628 --> 01:02:14.630 ♪ Oh my, oh my ♪♪ 01:02:17.100 --> 01:02:20.369 - ESTHA: Thanks for kidnapping me. 01:02:20.436 --> 01:02:23.439 - I'm a surprisingly good kidnapper. 01:02:23.506 --> 01:02:26.776 Feel like I should be more alarmed by that. 01:02:32.115 --> 01:02:36.219 - ESTHA: I live so close to the beach, but I never come. 01:02:36.285 --> 01:02:37.854 - CALEB: Hm, congrats. 01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:41.390 You're officially a true Floridian. 01:02:43.326 --> 01:02:47.396 Come on, being from Florida isn't that bad. 01:02:52.068 --> 01:02:54.737 It's gonna be okay, you know. 01:02:54.804 --> 01:02:58.107 - You know it's not. 01:02:58.174 --> 01:03:01.644 You know everything could change after tomorrow. 01:03:04.180 --> 01:03:06.682 - Do you know who Pedro Zamora is? 01:03:06.749 --> 01:03:09.785 - I don't know any of the people you talk about. 01:03:09.852 --> 01:03:11.387 - Right. 01:03:11.454 --> 01:03:14.090 Well, basically, there was, um, this TV show in the '90s 01:03:14.157 --> 01:03:16.159 called "The Real World: San Francisco." 01:03:16.225 --> 01:03:17.627 Seven complete strangers 01:03:17.693 --> 01:03:20.263 move into a poorly-decorated brownstone 01:03:20.329 --> 01:03:22.899 and annoy the shit out of each other. 01:03:22.965 --> 01:03:26.068 Pedro is one of those people. 01:03:26.135 --> 01:03:28.671 He was from here, actually. 01:03:28.738 --> 01:03:34.243 He also was openly pos, 01:03:34.310 --> 01:03:36.979 which was, like, brutal at the time. 01:03:37.046 --> 01:03:40.883 And no matter how much his dumb roommate talked shit, 01:03:40.950 --> 01:03:45.922 he still managed to be the smartest, funniest, 01:03:45.988 --> 01:03:50.159 finest motherfucker in the room. 01:03:50.226 --> 01:03:52.595 - Did he make it? 01:03:55.631 --> 01:03:58.067 - No. 01:03:58.134 --> 01:04:01.270 But we will. 01:04:01.337 --> 01:04:03.105 - I don't want to live with something that makes 01:04:03.172 --> 01:04:06.709 everyone in my life leave me. 01:04:08.144 --> 01:04:10.546 - I won't leave you. 01:04:13.082 --> 01:04:19.188 - ♪ 01:04:30.933 --> 01:04:35.605 ♪ 01:04:51.621 --> 01:04:53.389 - Isn't your grandma gonna hear us? 01:04:53.456 --> 01:04:55.424 - What, no, she can't hear anything. 01:04:55.491 --> 01:04:59.895 Um, we can be quiet, though, just in case. 01:05:01.030 --> 01:05:06.636 - [The Drums singing "Down By The Water"] 01:05:06.702 --> 01:05:12.642 - ♪ 01:05:13.776 --> 01:05:18.881 ♪ Everybody's gotta love someone ♪ 01:05:18.948 --> 01:05:20.516 - Should I? 01:05:20.583 --> 01:05:21.684 - ♪ 01:05:21.751 --> 01:05:24.787 - If you feel like if you want to. 01:05:24.854 --> 01:05:33.329 - ♪ 01:05:53.549 --> 01:05:56.252 - Caleb, this is bad. - What? 01:05:56.319 --> 01:05:57.520 This is fucking awesome. 01:05:57.586 --> 01:06:01.557 - Yeah, I know, but, we can't have sex. 01:06:12.168 --> 01:06:14.804 - [sighs] 01:06:14.870 --> 01:06:16.505 Define sex. 01:06:16.572 --> 01:06:20.609 - ♪ We'll still be together ♪ 01:06:20.676 --> 01:06:23.446 ♪ I know it's hard ♪ 01:06:23.512 --> 01:06:28.017 ♪ I know it's hard ♪ 01:06:28.084 --> 01:06:29.952 ♪ But I understand you... ♪ 01:06:30.019 --> 01:06:32.722 - What are you doing? - CALEB: Relax. 01:06:32.788 --> 01:06:37.660 - ♪ If you fall asleep down by the water ♪ 01:06:37.727 --> 01:06:39.428 ♪ Baby, I'll carry... ♪ 01:06:39.495 --> 01:06:42.631 - Oh, salty. - [Caleb chuckling] 01:06:42.698 --> 01:06:44.600 - ♪ 01:06:44.667 --> 01:06:49.772 ♪ If you fall asleep down by the water ♪ 01:06:49.839 --> 01:06:55.778 ♪ Baby, I'll carry you all the way home ♪ 01:06:55.845 --> 01:07:00.349 ♪ 01:07:00.416 --> 01:07:04.053 - Those are gonna be a bitch to clean tomorrow. 01:07:04.120 --> 01:07:06.255 - Caleb. 01:07:06.322 --> 01:07:08.791 What are gonna do about this? 01:07:08.858 --> 01:07:10.359 - What? 01:07:11.727 --> 01:07:13.796 - This. 01:07:20.136 --> 01:07:21.737 - Um... 01:07:23.439 --> 01:07:27.309 [moaning] 01:07:27.376 --> 01:07:31.046 - ♪ 01:07:32.782 --> 01:07:35.751 - ESTHA: I feel like he's watching us. 01:07:35.818 --> 01:07:37.052 - He is. 01:07:37.119 --> 01:07:42.391 But it's nothing he hasn't seen before. 01:07:42.458 --> 01:07:46.562 Your parents gonna wonder where you are? 01:07:46.629 --> 01:07:49.665 - I don't care anymore. 01:07:49.732 --> 01:07:52.034 - I'll come with you tomorrow if you want. 01:07:52.101 --> 01:07:54.336 I'm pretty good company. 01:07:54.403 --> 01:07:58.007 By that I mean I will bring drugs. 01:08:00.576 --> 01:08:02.978 - I'd rather go alone. 01:08:05.314 --> 01:08:08.684 Just don't know what I'll do if... 01:08:08.751 --> 01:08:12.655 - You'll take the medication, and you'll be fine. 01:08:15.157 --> 01:08:17.526 - I don't think I'll make it. 01:08:19.528 --> 01:08:24.233 I think I'd just rather not be here. 01:08:24.300 --> 01:08:25.634 - Don't say shit like that. 01:08:25.701 --> 01:08:27.369 It's not something you joke about. 01:08:27.436 --> 01:08:30.673 - Oh, you're one to talk. 01:08:32.441 --> 01:08:36.846 - Have you ever lost anyone? 01:08:36.912 --> 01:08:38.914 - No. 01:08:38.981 --> 01:08:41.650 - Okay, well, with all due respect, 01:08:41.717 --> 01:08:46.522 you have no idea what it's like. 01:08:46.589 --> 01:08:50.292 Death is not, like, some freedom from sadness 01:08:50.359 --> 01:08:55.564 or your parents or AIDS. 01:08:58.134 --> 01:09:00.936 It's no more bike rides, it's no more movie nights, 01:09:01.003 --> 01:09:03.772 it's no more board games. It's... 01:09:06.542 --> 01:09:09.011 It's just nothing. 01:09:12.781 --> 01:09:16.418 Don't leave the people who love you with nothing. 01:09:19.822 --> 01:09:23.459 - If you love me, you won't love me anymore. 01:09:26.161 --> 01:09:29.798 - I'll ask you not to speak for me. Thanks. 01:09:36.171 --> 01:09:40.776 - [birds singing] 01:10:20.482 --> 01:10:24.486 - ♪ 01:10:37.700 --> 01:10:39.535 - [bell ringing] 01:10:44.139 --> 01:10:46.642 - Where's Suzanne? 01:10:48.577 --> 01:10:49.845 - She left. 01:10:49.912 --> 01:10:52.147 Yeah, something about a dog having worms, 01:10:52.214 --> 01:10:55.417 or worms having a dog, I don't know. It sounded really gross. 01:10:55.484 --> 01:10:57.086 - Where is she? 01:10:57.152 --> 01:11:01.991 - Hm, I just told you, sir, she left. I mean, She's no longer-- 01:11:02.057 --> 01:11:03.726 - [Suzanne giggling] - --here. 01:11:03.792 --> 01:11:06.528 - SUZANNE: Oh, oops, my bad! 01:11:06.595 --> 01:11:08.397 - Um, that's for employees only back there. 01:11:08.464 --> 01:11:11.734 - [Suzanne and Dara giggling] 01:11:11.800 --> 01:11:13.936 - Move. - No. 01:11:14.003 --> 01:11:17.006 - Move. - No! [groans] 01:11:17.072 --> 01:11:19.341 - SUZANNE: Harry! - HARRY: What the fuck, Suzanne? 01:11:19.408 --> 01:11:20.843 - SUZANNE: Look, Harry, it's not--just please calm down. 01:11:20.909 --> 01:11:23.112 It's not what you think. She was helping me-- 01:11:23.178 --> 01:11:25.314 - Helping you what? Find your tits? 01:11:25.381 --> 01:11:28.217 - Yeah, I was helping her find my tits! No, I, we were-- 01:11:28.283 --> 01:11:29.818 - She's a kid! - SUZANNE: She's not a kid! 01:11:29.885 --> 01:11:32.087 - Actually, I'm 18. - She's 18! 01:11:32.154 --> 01:11:33.222 She's not a kid! 01:11:33.288 --> 01:11:34.757 - HARRY: What am I gonna tell Riley? 01:11:34.823 --> 01:11:37.126 - SUZANNE: Riley? Why do you have to tell Riley anything? 01:11:37.192 --> 01:11:40.129 This is between you and me! This is nothing! 01:11:40.195 --> 01:11:41.730 Okay, it's nothing. 01:11:41.797 --> 01:11:47.369 It's really just a stupid, big fat nothing! There's nothing. 01:11:47.436 --> 01:11:50.439 - Ah, uh, we're-- 01:11:50.506 --> 01:11:52.341 We're done. 01:11:54.276 --> 01:11:55.944 - Henry. 01:11:58.280 --> 01:12:00.049 I'm sorry, I-- 01:12:01.517 --> 01:12:04.186 Henry! 01:12:06.388 --> 01:12:08.691 Come back! 01:12:08.757 --> 01:12:10.125 - [bell ringing] 01:12:10.192 --> 01:12:12.261 - Hoo! 01:12:12.327 --> 01:12:14.963 That was fucking crazy. 01:12:15.030 --> 01:12:16.598 - Yeah. 01:12:16.665 --> 01:12:18.600 She left. 01:12:18.667 --> 01:12:19.868 Can't believe she left. 01:12:19.935 --> 01:12:21.336 - Dude, her fucking husband 01:12:21.403 --> 01:12:23.972 just almost Scott Petersoned me. Are you okay? 01:12:24.039 --> 01:12:27.076 - Oh, so now you give a shit about my life? 01:12:27.142 --> 01:12:30.579 Because it's suddenly dramatic enough for you? 01:12:30.646 --> 01:12:31.980 - What the fuck is your problem? 01:12:32.047 --> 01:12:33.682 - My problem? - Yeah. 01:12:33.749 --> 01:12:36.251 - Caleb, what the hell is your problem? 01:12:36.318 --> 01:12:39.621 Banging weird dudes and ditching me for that loser? 01:12:39.688 --> 01:12:41.924 - Okay, Dara? Take a second, 01:12:41.990 --> 01:12:44.359 and can you stop, like, pretending to understand 01:12:44.426 --> 01:12:49.832 the shitstorm that's become my life, because you don't. 01:12:49.898 --> 01:12:53.302 - But I wanted to, Caleb. 01:12:53.368 --> 01:12:55.571 But you don't give a shit. 01:12:55.637 --> 01:13:00.042 So, I'm done. 01:13:01.543 --> 01:13:05.781 Yeah, if you want to be sick with someone else, fine. 01:13:05.848 --> 01:13:08.383 Go be sick with someone else. 01:13:15.124 --> 01:13:16.325 - [bell ringing] 01:13:16.391 --> 01:13:17.793 - [Perfume Genius singing "Whole Life"] 01:13:17.860 --> 01:13:23.165 ♪ Half of my whole life ♪ 01:13:23.232 --> 01:13:25.434 ♪ Is gone ♪ 01:13:25.501 --> 01:13:33.342 ♪ 01:13:33.408 --> 01:13:36.578 ♪ Let it drift ♪ 01:13:36.645 --> 01:13:41.383 ♪ And wash away ♪ 01:13:41.450 --> 01:13:49.424 ♪ 01:13:49.491 --> 01:13:55.097 ♪ It was just a dream ♪ 01:13:55.164 --> 01:13:57.166 ♪ I had ♪ 01:13:57.232 --> 01:14:04.406 ♪ 01:14:04.473 --> 01:14:10.012 ♪ It was just a dream ♪ 01:14:10.078 --> 01:14:12.281 ♪ 01:14:12.347 --> 01:14:15.284 - Negative again. 01:14:15.350 --> 01:14:17.152 - Oh, fuck. 01:14:18.954 --> 01:14:22.224 Can that just be it? 01:14:22.291 --> 01:14:24.126 Like, do I really have to wait another month? 01:14:24.193 --> 01:14:26.562 - I'm telling you, you're going to be okay. 01:14:26.628 --> 01:14:31.500 - ♪ Half of my whole life ♪ 01:14:31.567 --> 01:14:33.035 ♪ Is done ♪ 01:14:33.101 --> 01:14:40.409 ♪ 01:14:40.475 --> 01:14:43.912 ♪ Heather gathers ♪ 01:14:43.979 --> 01:14:48.884 ♪ In its place ♪ 01:14:48.951 --> 01:14:50.185 - CALEB: Hey, this is Taylor, 01:14:50.252 --> 01:14:52.087 calling you for the five millionth time 01:14:52.154 --> 01:14:54.056 to let you know that I've written a song about you. 01:14:54.122 --> 01:14:58.060 It's called "Pick up the phone, bitch." 01:14:58.126 --> 01:15:01.096 Hey. I just wanna know-- 01:15:01.163 --> 01:15:02.598 - WOMAN: This mailbox is full 01:15:02.664 --> 01:15:07.970 and cannot accept any messages at this time. Good-bye. 01:15:08.036 --> 01:15:11.740 - ♪ Leave them ♪ 01:15:11.807 --> 01:15:17.913 ♪ Behind ♪♪ 01:15:19.748 --> 01:15:24.920 - FEMALE SINGER: ♪ Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match ♪ 01:15:24.987 --> 01:15:28.090 ♪ Find me a find, catch me a catch ♪ 01:15:28.156 --> 01:15:30.959 ♪ Night after night in the dark, I'm alone ♪ 01:15:31.026 --> 01:15:37.065 ♪ So find me a match of my own ♪ 01:15:39.034 --> 01:15:41.136 - Um, I'm gonna head out for a bit. 01:15:41.203 --> 01:15:43.972 - Oh, you know, Benny's gonna be out late tonight. 01:15:44.039 --> 01:15:45.340 He's playing poker. 01:15:45.407 --> 01:15:47.042 I thought it would be a good time for us 01:15:47.109 --> 01:15:49.011 to put your portfolio together. 01:15:49.077 --> 01:15:50.612 - CALEB: Yeah, I'm not doing the portfolio any more. 01:15:50.679 --> 01:15:51.914 - Why not? 01:15:51.980 --> 01:15:54.883 - Because I don't want to, because I suck. 01:15:54.950 --> 01:15:56.451 Also, I don't think I wanna go anymore. 01:15:56.518 --> 01:16:00.188 - Oh, wait just a minute here. Stay right there. 01:16:00.255 --> 01:16:02.491 Now this is your dream school. You're going. 01:16:02.557 --> 01:16:04.359 - I'm not going. 01:16:04.426 --> 01:16:06.762 - VALERIE: Oh, I'm not gonna let you do this. 01:16:06.828 --> 01:16:11.400 I'm not gonna let you throw away everything you worked for! 01:16:11.466 --> 01:16:13.902 - Okay, just because you couldn't save Dad 01:16:13.969 --> 01:16:16.004 doesn't mean you have to try and save me. 01:16:16.071 --> 01:16:17.606 - That's not fair. 01:16:17.673 --> 01:16:20.809 - I know we're not allowed to talk about him, but that's true. 01:16:20.876 --> 01:16:22.678 - Have you thought at all about 01:16:22.744 --> 01:16:26.315 what this is like for me, who's responsible for you? 01:16:26.381 --> 01:16:30.652 I can't talk about your father because it'd kill me. 01:16:30.719 --> 01:16:35.457 And then who would be here to take care of you? 01:16:35.524 --> 01:16:39.127 - I'm sorry you got stuck with me. 01:16:39.194 --> 01:16:40.696 Consider yourself free, okay? 01:16:40.762 --> 01:16:42.097 - Caleb! 01:16:42.164 --> 01:16:43.665 - ♪ Find me no find ♪ 01:16:43.732 --> 01:16:45.834 ♪ Catch me no catch ♪ 01:16:45.901 --> 01:16:50.939 ♪ Unless he's a matchless match ♪ 01:16:51.006 --> 01:16:55.344 ♪♪ 01:16:55.410 --> 01:16:58.246 - ♪ 01:17:25.640 --> 01:17:26.842 - ESTHA: You need to leave. 01:17:26.908 --> 01:17:29.311 - Oh, it's good to see you too, you fuck! 01:17:29.378 --> 01:17:31.313 Open the window. - I can't talk right now. 01:17:31.380 --> 01:17:35.951 - Open the window, or I'll scream my fucking face off. 01:17:47.729 --> 01:17:49.364 You're alive. That's cool. 01:17:49.431 --> 01:17:53.268 Um, where the hell have you been? 01:17:53.335 --> 01:17:56.338 Didn't return any of my calls, and... 01:17:56.405 --> 01:17:59.174 I told you I was gonna be there no matter what. 01:17:59.241 --> 01:18:03.512 Negative, positive, I don't care. 01:18:03.578 --> 01:18:05.981 - You should leave. 01:18:06.048 --> 01:18:08.250 - What? I'll be quiet. 01:18:08.316 --> 01:18:11.787 Your parents, they won't even know I'm here. 01:18:11.853 --> 01:18:14.389 - Caleb? 01:18:14.456 --> 01:18:18.527 - Okay, I don't care if you're positive. 01:18:18.593 --> 01:18:20.529 - I'm not positive. 01:18:20.595 --> 01:18:23.765 - You're not positive? 01:18:23.832 --> 01:18:26.034 That's fucking amazing news! 01:18:26.101 --> 01:18:27.669 You're not positive? 01:18:27.736 --> 01:18:33.108 We gotta go party! We gotta get fucking wasted! 01:18:33.175 --> 01:18:35.444 - Caleb, you should go. 01:18:37.245 --> 01:18:39.247 - What's going on? 01:18:41.850 --> 01:18:43.985 - Listen. 01:18:44.052 --> 01:18:46.855 You've been a good friend to me this summer. 01:18:46.922 --> 01:18:48.323 - Good friend? 01:18:48.390 --> 01:18:52.727 - But, uh, now I have to focus on the fall and school, 01:18:52.794 --> 01:18:57.999 and, uh, this thing will have to be behind me. 01:18:58.066 --> 01:19:00.001 - This thing? 01:19:01.470 --> 01:19:04.039 This thing? 01:19:07.876 --> 01:19:11.446 So, wait, you didn't try to kill yourself? 01:19:11.513 --> 01:19:15.183 You're just, like--you're just, like, ignoring me. 01:19:16.418 --> 01:19:19.321 Why is that so much worse? 01:19:22.290 --> 01:19:24.860 Is it 'cause you're fine? 01:19:24.926 --> 01:19:27.462 And maybe I'm not fine? 01:19:28.730 --> 01:19:30.432 - Caleb. 01:19:33.268 --> 01:19:35.170 - I'm just a distraction for you. 01:19:35.237 --> 01:19:38.940 - What? - Yeah, yeah. 01:19:39.007 --> 01:19:42.110 Just like a nice way to pass the time 01:19:42.177 --> 01:19:44.079 until you go to your perfect college 01:19:44.146 --> 01:19:47.349 with your perfect friends and your perfect fucking future-- 01:19:47.415 --> 01:19:50.185 - Caleb. Can't stay in the summer forever. 01:19:50.252 --> 01:19:51.987 I can't, okay? I'm sorry. 01:19:52.053 --> 01:19:53.555 - DAD: Estha! What is going on in there? 01:19:53.622 --> 01:19:57.792 - ESTHA: Just watching a movie! Go. 01:19:57.859 --> 01:20:02.464 - Oh, and fuck you for making me like Taylor Swift. 01:20:05.901 --> 01:20:09.671 - ♪ 01:20:34.996 --> 01:20:37.532 - [knocking on door] 01:20:47.242 --> 01:20:49.444 - Hi. 01:20:52.747 --> 01:20:55.884 So, how are you? 01:20:55.951 --> 01:20:58.987 - Good. 01:20:59.054 --> 01:21:00.689 How's your grandmother? 01:21:00.755 --> 01:21:02.791 - She's still alive. 01:21:02.857 --> 01:21:04.259 Yeah, you could call her. 01:21:04.326 --> 01:21:06.928 - Yeah, I've been busy. 01:21:06.995 --> 01:21:08.697 With, um... 01:21:08.763 --> 01:21:10.699 Beth El's Sisterhood. 01:21:10.765 --> 01:21:14.502 [unintelligible] 01:21:14.569 --> 01:21:16.137 You want something to drink? 01:21:16.204 --> 01:21:18.340 - Yes, please. 01:21:39.227 --> 01:21:41.830 - You used to like those. 01:21:46.568 --> 01:21:50.205 - Hey, where's Aaron? - EDITH: He's working late. 01:21:50.272 --> 01:21:52.340 You look terrible. 01:21:52.407 --> 01:21:53.575 - Thank you. 01:21:53.642 --> 01:21:55.443 - Want me to give you a ride back home? 01:21:55.510 --> 01:21:56.478 I mean, sorry, to your grandmother's? 01:21:56.544 --> 01:21:58.913 - The house is different. 01:21:58.980 --> 01:22:01.216 - I did some redecorating. 01:22:03.184 --> 01:22:05.287 - It's very cool. 01:22:14.329 --> 01:22:16.831 Where'd you put his stuff? 01:22:37.852 --> 01:22:40.288 Can I have this? 01:22:41.790 --> 01:22:44.726 - Yeah, sure. 01:23:00.809 --> 01:23:03.712 I ride his bike. 01:23:03.778 --> 01:23:05.814 - I know. 01:23:10.018 --> 01:23:13.188 Come on, it's time to go. 01:23:13.254 --> 01:23:16.324 - [baby crying] 01:23:19.961 --> 01:23:23.031 - Hey, it's okay. Shh, shh, shh, shh. 01:23:23.098 --> 01:23:24.699 It's okay. 01:23:24.766 --> 01:23:29.371 It's okay, Seth. It's okay. Shh, shh, shh, shh. 01:23:32.073 --> 01:23:34.642 - Can I hold him? 01:23:34.709 --> 01:23:36.911 I'll be careful, I promise. 01:23:36.978 --> 01:23:38.446 Please? 01:23:39.981 --> 01:23:41.483 Please? 01:23:41.549 --> 01:23:44.586 - All right, sit down. Sit down first. 01:23:48.156 --> 01:23:50.091 Be careful. 01:23:50.158 --> 01:23:52.594 You have to hold his head. 01:23:55.163 --> 01:23:57.465 You got him? - CALEB: Mm-hmm. 01:24:04.706 --> 01:24:06.741 - EDITH: Think he likes you. 01:24:07.942 --> 01:24:09.811 - Hey, little guy. 01:24:09.878 --> 01:24:14.349 Your fingers look like baby shrimp. 01:24:14.416 --> 01:24:16.718 Definitely not kosher. 01:24:26.861 --> 01:24:28.563 Hey, Mom? 01:24:31.699 --> 01:24:32.967 I'm not doing good. 01:24:33.034 --> 01:24:37.338 - No, you're doing fine. He's not fussing. 01:24:39.307 --> 01:24:44.379 - No, like, I'm...not doing very good. 01:24:45.246 --> 01:24:47.115 - What do you mean? 01:24:47.182 --> 01:24:49.317 What's wrong? 01:24:49.384 --> 01:24:54.622 - Okay, so...I got dumped, 01:24:54.689 --> 01:24:59.327 and I've been working really hard at school... 01:24:59.394 --> 01:25:01.496 - I know. - CALEB: And... 01:25:01.563 --> 01:25:07.335 I did something stupid because I've been sad. 01:25:07.402 --> 01:25:11.172 He was a complete stranger, and I kinda liked that. 01:25:11.239 --> 01:25:12.874 Like, I kinda-- 01:25:12.941 --> 01:25:18.646 I liked that he didn't know me, and I was really, really drunk. 01:25:20.281 --> 01:25:23.418 And I guess the condom was old or something. 01:25:23.485 --> 01:25:25.687 - [baby crying] 01:25:27.555 --> 01:25:29.057 - EDITH: Give him to me. 01:25:29.123 --> 01:25:30.859 - No, Mom. 01:25:33.228 --> 01:25:35.563 Please. 01:25:35.630 --> 01:25:39.334 - You need to go. You need to go now. 01:25:39.400 --> 01:25:42.837 - ♪ 01:25:54.549 --> 01:25:57.519 - Mom, please, don't make me leave. 01:26:30.351 --> 01:26:33.321 - [horn blaring] 01:26:33.388 --> 01:26:38.192 - [bells ringing] 01:26:50.438 --> 01:26:51.806 - CALEB: Fuck! 01:26:51.873 --> 01:26:55.977 Fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fuck! 01:27:00.114 --> 01:27:02.517 - [bridge creaking] 01:27:05.787 --> 01:27:08.022 - Are you okay? 01:27:56.004 --> 01:27:58.039 - Caleb? 01:27:58.106 --> 01:28:00.441 Oh, god. 01:28:00.508 --> 01:28:03.211 What happened? 01:28:03.277 --> 01:28:06.114 - Everyone leaves me. 01:28:06.180 --> 01:28:08.383 - That's not true. - CALEB: It is. 01:28:08.449 --> 01:28:14.088 Dom, Estha, Dad, her. 01:28:15.957 --> 01:28:17.392 Everyone. 01:28:17.458 --> 01:28:19.260 - I don't know what an Estha is, 01:28:19.327 --> 01:28:22.630 but your dad did not want to leave you, Caleb. 01:28:22.697 --> 01:28:24.265 - That's only 'cause he didn't know 01:28:24.332 --> 01:28:27.301 this version of me, the one with the fucked-up blood. 01:28:27.368 --> 01:28:30.772 - Oh, your father would've gone to war for you. 01:28:30.838 --> 01:28:32.807 He always knew exactly what you were, 01:28:32.874 --> 01:28:34.676 and he loved you for it. 01:28:34.742 --> 01:28:38.212 Oh, I hate myself for not reminding you of that 01:28:38.279 --> 01:28:40.782 every single day, 01:28:40.848 --> 01:28:43.618 and it's just so hard for me to talk about him. 01:28:43.685 --> 01:28:46.254 - CALEB: Yeah, and I don't want to make things harder for you. 01:28:46.320 --> 01:28:47.755 I'm not gonna hold you back. 01:28:47.822 --> 01:28:50.491 - You're not holding me back. - I am. 01:28:50.558 --> 01:28:54.162 From selling the house, from moving. 01:28:54.228 --> 01:28:59.067 - Oh, listen, I don't wanna sell this house because... 01:29:01.235 --> 01:29:05.406 your father had his first haircut in that bathroom. 01:29:05.473 --> 01:29:10.344 He learned to play the guitar in that chair. 01:29:10.411 --> 01:29:14.816 And I just don't know how to let him go. 01:29:14.882 --> 01:29:17.919 It's got nothing to do with you. 01:29:22.790 --> 01:29:25.693 You're gonna have a wonderful life, 01:29:25.760 --> 01:29:28.496 no matter what that test says, 01:29:28.563 --> 01:29:31.599 and I can't wait to see it. 01:29:31.666 --> 01:29:34.068 - Yeah, how do you know? 01:29:34.135 --> 01:29:39.974 - I have lived through two husbands, seven wars... 01:29:40.842 --> 01:29:44.746 and five revivals of "Oklahoma!" - [laughs] 01:29:44.812 --> 01:29:47.181 - I've seen it all. 01:29:47.248 --> 01:29:50.451 And, baby, you are one in a billion. 01:29:50.518 --> 01:29:53.554 You're my grandson. 01:29:53.621 --> 01:29:57.925 You got my blood in you too, and don't you ever forget it. 01:29:57.992 --> 01:30:03.831 For that reason alone, you will do great things. 01:30:03.898 --> 01:30:06.601 You will find great love. 01:30:06.667 --> 01:30:10.037 And if you're anything like me, you'll find it more than once. 01:30:10.104 --> 01:30:12.707 - When? 01:30:12.774 --> 01:30:15.009 I'm so tired of waiting. 01:30:15.076 --> 01:30:19.647 - VALERIE: I know, honey, but... 01:30:19.714 --> 01:30:22.049 waiting doesn't mean you shut down. 01:30:22.116 --> 01:30:24.986 It doesn't mean you turn yourself into the kind of person 01:30:25.052 --> 01:30:27.755 that lets the world decide who you are 01:30:27.822 --> 01:30:30.558 and what you can do. 01:30:30.625 --> 01:30:33.461 You fight for what you want. 01:30:33.528 --> 01:30:35.897 You fight for what you deserve. 01:30:35.963 --> 01:30:38.432 I mean, you wait, 01:30:38.499 --> 01:30:43.704 but you wait with you fucking fist in the air. 01:30:52.747 --> 01:30:55.116 That's my boy. 01:31:33.554 --> 01:31:37.258 - ♪ 01:31:52.206 --> 01:31:56.444 - MALE SINGER: ♪ Could've broken me like glass ♪ 01:31:56.510 --> 01:32:00.982 ♪ In an emergency ♪ 01:32:01.048 --> 01:32:05.453 ♪ It's a giving in ♪ 01:32:05.519 --> 01:32:06.988 ♪ Where do I ♪ 01:32:07.054 --> 01:32:10.625 - I'm not really sure how I'm feeling, 01:32:10.691 --> 01:32:12.560 and I think that's okay. 01:32:12.627 --> 01:32:16.464 Um, at this point, I'm just, like, ready to know 01:32:16.530 --> 01:32:20.134 and move on with my life. 01:32:20.201 --> 01:32:24.272 - PEDRO: And I knew that I was gonna be in love in him, 01:32:24.338 --> 01:32:26.040 that I was gonna fall in love with him. 01:32:26.107 --> 01:32:28.276 It is a lot easier for me to face my own fears 01:32:28.342 --> 01:32:32.046 and face the uncertainty of my own life 01:32:32.113 --> 01:32:34.949 knowing that he's there. 01:32:35.016 --> 01:32:37.718 So I love you. 01:32:37.785 --> 01:32:40.321 - ♪ Don't try to save me ♪ 01:32:40.388 --> 01:32:44.859 ♪ One thing I am sure of ♪ 01:32:44.926 --> 01:32:49.130 ♪ Is everything will change ♪ 01:32:49.196 --> 01:32:53.668 ♪ Time moves us, you grow old ♪ 01:32:53.734 --> 01:32:57.571 ♪ Days will get rearranged ♪ 01:32:57.638 --> 01:32:59.540 ♪ Changing tides ♪ 01:32:59.607 --> 01:33:03.177 - Hey, sorry, um... 01:33:03.244 --> 01:33:06.147 I know things are kind of weird, but... 01:33:07.648 --> 01:33:08.849 Can I see you? 01:33:08.916 --> 01:33:11.252 - ♪ One thing I am sure of ♪ 01:33:11.319 --> 01:33:16.023 ♪ For you, I wait ♪ 01:33:16.090 --> 01:33:19.327 - [knocking on door] 01:33:19.393 --> 01:33:24.732 - DAD: Estha! You're going to miss your flight. Let's go! 01:33:24.799 --> 01:33:29.070 - ♪ One thing I am sure of ♪ 01:33:29.136 --> 01:33:33.374 ♪ For you, I wait ♪ 01:33:33.441 --> 01:33:34.742 - DARA: All we ever talked about 01:33:34.809 --> 01:33:37.078 was getting out of this shithole! 01:33:37.144 --> 01:33:40.448 Kinda surprised you asked to meet me here. 01:33:40.514 --> 01:33:44.518 - Well, it's so much more tolerable when nobody's around. 01:33:45.920 --> 01:33:48.122 I got you something. 01:34:04.705 --> 01:34:08.075 - Is this quiche? 01:34:08.142 --> 01:34:09.910 - I hope so. 01:34:12.046 --> 01:34:13.814 Is it good? 01:34:13.881 --> 01:34:16.083 - No! 01:34:26.794 --> 01:34:29.263 - Dara. 01:34:29.330 --> 01:34:32.133 I'm really fucking sorry. 01:34:32.199 --> 01:34:35.703 You're my best friend and I fucked up. 01:34:35.770 --> 01:34:37.972 - I'm really sorry, too. 01:34:38.039 --> 01:34:39.974 I quit right after it happened. 01:34:40.041 --> 01:34:42.176 - Good for you. 01:34:42.243 --> 01:34:44.245 - She had a loose pussy, anyway. 01:34:44.311 --> 01:34:46.280 - Thank you for that. 01:34:48.182 --> 01:34:50.451 - I finally got a line cook job! - That's amazing! 01:34:50.518 --> 01:34:53.020 - At Applebee's. - Less amazing. 01:34:53.087 --> 01:34:57.258 But you gotta start somewhere. - I guess. 01:34:57.324 --> 01:35:01.629 - I leave for New York in, like, like a week. 01:35:01.695 --> 01:35:03.030 - Have you packed already? 01:35:03.097 --> 01:35:06.133 - CALEB: Do I really need to answer that question? 01:35:09.003 --> 01:35:13.040 So I get my final results tomorrow, 01:35:13.107 --> 01:35:17.478 and I wanted to see if you wanna come with? 01:35:19.046 --> 01:35:21.482 - Yeah, sure, um. 01:35:21.549 --> 01:35:23.717 I'll roll some Js for the road. 01:35:23.784 --> 01:35:27.721 - I don't know how you always know what to say. It's crazy. 01:35:27.788 --> 01:35:30.524 - ♪ 01:35:30.591 --> 01:35:33.527 - You're not gonna make me eat one. 01:35:34.995 --> 01:35:36.831 Gross! 01:35:36.897 --> 01:35:38.199 How did I create that? 01:35:38.265 --> 01:35:41.335 - [Dara laughing] 01:35:51.645 --> 01:35:55.950 - So, I scheduled a walk-through at that condo 01:35:56.016 --> 01:35:59.620 on Hollywood Beach, the Orion. 01:36:01.388 --> 01:36:03.824 Now, before you get all cute on me, 01:36:03.891 --> 01:36:05.593 I have certain conditions. 01:36:05.659 --> 01:36:08.496 - Naturally. - I live above the 10th floor. 01:36:08.562 --> 01:36:09.663 - Mm-hmm. 01:36:09.730 --> 01:36:11.265 - I will have an oceanfront view. 01:36:11.332 --> 01:36:12.800 - DARA: Mm! - Oh! 01:36:12.867 --> 01:36:15.402 - And I will not eat in that deli more than once a week. 01:36:15.469 --> 01:36:16.704 - Done. - DARA: Do you think 01:36:16.770 --> 01:36:19.874 the resident discount is transferable? 01:36:19.940 --> 01:36:21.709 Not transferable. 01:36:21.775 --> 01:36:25.312 - Orion! Wow. 01:36:28.015 --> 01:36:31.986 - How you feeling about tomorrow? 01:36:32.052 --> 01:36:33.521 - Try not to think about it. 01:36:33.587 --> 01:36:35.489 - You're doing well 'cause you do a lot of things, 01:36:35.556 --> 01:36:39.493 but you don't think about it. - [laughing] 01:36:39.560 --> 01:36:41.795 What? He's funny! - Not that funny. 01:36:41.862 --> 01:36:44.732 - DARA: He's jealous, 'cause you're not funny. 01:36:44.798 --> 01:36:47.501 - ♪ 01:36:50.971 --> 01:36:52.506 - [everyone laughing] 01:36:52.573 --> 01:36:55.109 - [David Bowie singing "Five Years"] 01:36:55.176 --> 01:36:59.947 ♪ Pushing through the market square ♪ 01:37:00.014 --> 01:37:04.985 ♪ So many mothers sighing ♪ 01:37:05.052 --> 01:37:08.222 ♪ You said, just come over ♪ 01:37:08.289 --> 01:37:12.560 ♪ We had five years left crying ♪ 01:37:12.626 --> 01:37:17.431 ♪ I heard telephones, opera house, favorite melodies ♪ 01:37:17.498 --> 01:37:22.503 ♪ I saw boys, toys, electric irons and TVs ♪ 01:37:22.570 --> 01:37:24.538 ♪ My brain hurt like a warehouse ♪ 01:37:24.605 --> 01:37:26.807 ♪ It had no room to spare ♪ 01:37:26.874 --> 01:37:30.811 ♪ I had to cram so many things to store everything in there ♪ 01:37:30.878 --> 01:37:34.848 ♪ And all the fat, skinny people ♪ 01:37:34.915 --> 01:37:39.353 ♪ And all the tall, short people ♪ 01:37:39.420 --> 01:37:44.225 ♪ And all the nobody people ♪ 01:37:44.291 --> 01:37:47.561 ♪ And all the somebody people ♪ 01:37:47.628 --> 01:37:52.633 ♪ I never thought I'd need so many people ♪ 01:37:52.700 --> 01:37:55.736 ♪ 01:37:55.803 --> 01:38:00.207 ♪ I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlor ♪ 01:38:00.274 --> 01:38:04.478 ♪ Drinking milkshakes cold and long ♪ 01:38:04.545 --> 01:38:09.350 ♪ Smiling and waving and looking so fine ♪ 01:38:09.416 --> 01:38:12.820 ♪ Don't think you knew you were in this song ♪ 01:38:12.886 --> 01:38:15.589 ♪ And it was cold and it rained ♪ 01:38:15.656 --> 01:38:18.058 ♪ So I felt like an actor ♪ 01:38:18.125 --> 01:38:22.429 ♪ And I thought of Ma, and I wanted to get back there ♪ 01:38:22.496 --> 01:38:23.998 ♪ Your face, your race ♪ 01:38:24.064 --> 01:38:25.266 - Cohn, Caleb? 01:38:25.332 --> 01:38:27.034 - ♪ The way that you talk ♪ 01:38:27.101 --> 01:38:31.372 ♪ I kiss you, you're beautiful, I want you to walk ♪ 01:38:31.438 --> 01:38:34.174 ♪ We've got five years ♪ 01:38:34.241 --> 01:38:36.410 ♪ Stuck on my eyes ♪ 01:38:36.477 --> 01:38:40.247 ♪ Five years, what a surprise ♪ 01:38:40.314 --> 01:38:43.117 ♪ We've got five years ♪ 01:38:43.183 --> 01:38:45.452 ♪ My brain hurts a lot ♪ 01:38:45.519 --> 01:38:49.423 ♪ Five years, that's all we got ♪ 01:38:49.490 --> 01:38:51.258 ♪ We've got five years ♪ 01:38:51.325 --> 01:38:54.028 - CALEB: Oh, um, I saw a flier at the center 01:38:54.094 --> 01:38:57.231 for a lesbian craft night tonight. You wanna... 01:38:57.298 --> 01:38:58.799 You wanna go? 01:38:58.866 --> 01:39:01.468 - Okay, but there won't be boys there. 01:39:01.535 --> 01:39:05.172 - Yeah, from this moment, truly a blessing. 01:39:05.239 --> 01:39:06.707 - Um, sure, yeah. 01:39:06.774 --> 01:39:10.444 But only if you really feel up to it. No pressure. 01:39:10.511 --> 01:39:12.946 - No, I know, we can finally bag you a single lady. 01:39:13.013 --> 01:39:17.017 I heard the craft night is packed with eligible bottoms. 01:39:17.084 --> 01:39:19.253 - Aren't I a bottom? 01:39:19.320 --> 01:39:21.555 - You're a top. 01:39:21.622 --> 01:39:23.157 Yeah. 01:39:23.223 --> 01:39:24.925 - ♪ 01:39:24.992 --> 01:39:27.294 ♪ Five years ♪ 01:39:27.361 --> 01:39:29.029 ♪ What a surprise ♪ 01:39:29.096 --> 01:39:31.899 ♪ We've got five years ♪ 01:39:31.965 --> 01:39:33.300 ♪ Stuck on my eyes ♪ 01:39:33.367 --> 01:39:36.070 ♪ We've got five years ♪ 01:39:36.136 --> 01:39:38.305 ♪ My brain hurts a lot ♪ 01:39:38.372 --> 01:39:42.476 ♪ Five years, that's all we've got ♪ 01:39:42.543 --> 01:39:44.812 ♪ Five years ♪ 01:39:44.878 --> 01:39:47.014 ♪ 01:39:47.081 --> 01:39:49.450 ♪ Five years ♪ 01:39:49.516 --> 01:39:51.485 ♪ 01:39:51.552 --> 01:39:53.821 ♪ Five years ♪ 01:39:53.887 --> 01:39:56.090 ♪ 01:39:56.156 --> 01:39:57.891 ♪ Five years ♪ 01:39:57.958 --> 01:40:00.461 ♪ 01:40:00.527 --> 01:40:03.397 ♪ Five years ♪ 01:40:05.833 --> 01:40:10.070 - MALE SINGER: ♪ Could've broken me like glass ♪ 01:40:10.137 --> 01:40:14.675 ♪ In an emergency ♪ 01:40:14.742 --> 01:40:19.079 ♪ It's like giving in ♪ 01:40:19.146 --> 01:40:23.617 ♪ Where do I begin ♪ 01:40:23.684 --> 01:40:28.055 ♪ Bless the skies, I don't know why ♪ 01:40:28.122 --> 01:40:32.426 ♪ I hate Florida sometimes ♪ 01:40:32.493 --> 01:40:36.964 ♪ Is it take and take ♪ 01:40:37.030 --> 01:40:42.035 ♪ Is it my mistake ♪ 01:40:42.102 --> 01:40:46.507 ♪ What I used to know, I don't know ♪ 01:40:46.573 --> 01:40:50.878 ♪ Just spin me, I'll lose control ♪ 01:40:50.944 --> 01:40:55.549 ♪ Well, it feels like I'm on my own ♪ 01:40:55.616 --> 01:40:58.519 ♪ Don't try to save me ♪ 01:40:58.585 --> 01:41:02.823 ♪ One thing I am sure of ♪ 01:41:02.890 --> 01:41:07.227 ♪ Is everything will change ♪ 01:41:07.294 --> 01:41:11.799 ♪ Time moves us, you grow old ♪ 01:41:11.865 --> 01:41:15.769 ♪ Days will get rearranged ♪ 01:41:15.836 --> 01:41:19.506 ♪ Changing tides, I feel it in my bones ♪ 01:41:19.573 --> 01:41:23.744 ♪ And I don't ask why and I just let them go ♪ 01:41:23.811 --> 01:41:29.416 ♪ 'Cause I know one thing I am sure of ♪ 01:41:29.483 --> 01:41:34.588 ♪ For you, I wait ♪ 01:41:34.655 --> 01:41:38.926 ♪ 01:41:38.992 --> 01:41:43.263 ♪ You are sad, you dig your heels ♪ 01:41:43.330 --> 01:41:47.734 ♪ On who I am and what is real ♪ 01:41:47.801 --> 01:41:51.905 ♪ Only you and me ♪ 01:41:51.972 --> 01:41:57.678 ♪ And all we're going to be ♪ 01:41:57.744 --> 01:42:02.082 ♪ What I used to know, I don't know ♪ 01:42:02.149 --> 01:42:06.653 ♪ Just spin me, I'll lose control ♪ 01:42:06.720 --> 01:42:11.124 ♪ But it feels like I'm on my own ♪ 01:42:11.191 --> 01:42:14.127 ♪ Don't try to save me ♪ 01:42:14.194 --> 01:42:18.365 ♪ One thing I am sure of ♪ 01:42:18.432 --> 01:42:24.471 ♪ Is everything will change ♪ 01:42:24.538 --> 01:42:28.141 - ♪ 01:42:34.548 --> 01:42:36.984 - MALE SINGER: ♪ Accidental lover ♪ 01:42:37.050 --> 01:42:41.021 ♪ What'd you do with all my common sense ♪ 01:42:41.088 --> 01:42:45.259 ♪ 01:42:45.325 --> 01:42:47.628 ♪ You came in undercover ♪ 01:42:47.694 --> 01:42:51.899 ♪ When I didn't even want a friend ♪ 01:42:51.965 --> 01:42:55.035 ♪ 01:42:55.102 --> 01:42:57.938 ♪ I'm tired of living like I'm dying ♪ 01:42:58.005 --> 01:43:02.676 ♪ And now I can find a silver lining like before ♪ 01:43:02.743 --> 01:43:05.579 ♪ Yeah, like before ♪ 01:43:05.646 --> 01:43:08.081 ♪ You got a funny sense of timing ♪ 01:43:08.148 --> 01:43:10.651 ♪ Showed up on the night that I start trying ♪ 01:43:10.717 --> 01:43:13.287 ♪ For something more ♪ 01:43:13.353 --> 01:43:16.056 ♪ For something more ♪ 01:43:16.123 --> 01:43:20.594 ♪ And I'm like, oh, sweet, gotta think I'm in trouble ♪ 01:43:20.661 --> 01:43:23.030 ♪ Kinda making me wonder ♪ 01:43:23.096 --> 01:43:26.400 ♪ What it's like on the other side ♪ 01:43:26.466 --> 01:43:30.971 ♪ And I'm like, baby, you're kinda driving me crazy ♪ 01:43:31.038 --> 01:43:33.607 ♪ I'm not one to need saving ♪ 01:43:33.674 --> 01:43:36.343 ♪ But I guess I'll give it a try ♪ 01:43:36.410 --> 01:43:37.711 - FEMALE SINGER: ♪ Oh my oh my ♪ 01:43:37.778 --> 01:43:39.646 ♪ Down, down, lover ♪ 01:43:39.713 --> 01:43:45.719 ♪ What I tell you is in confidence ♪ 01:43:48.188 --> 01:43:51.692 ♪ Laying here together makes me want to take ♪ 01:43:51.758 --> 01:43:54.294 ♪ A second chance ♪ 01:43:54.361 --> 01:44:58.098 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.