WEBVTT 00:00:00.035 --> 00:00:17.035 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:17.059 --> 00:00:22.689 ♪ Alice in Wonderland 00:00:23.607 --> 00:00:27.485 ♪ How do you get to Wonderland? 00:00:27.569 --> 00:00:31.489 ♪ Over the hill or underland 00:00:31.573 --> 00:00:35.868 ♪ Or just behind the tree? 00:00:35.953 --> 00:00:40.164 ♪ When clouds go rolling by 00:00:40.249 --> 00:00:44.293 ♪ They roll away and leave the sky 00:00:44.378 --> 00:00:48.297 ♪ Where is the land beyond the eye 00:00:48.382 --> 00:00:52.051 ♪ That people cannot see? 00:00:53.303 --> 00:00:56.472 ♪ Where can it be? 00:00:57.141 --> 00:01:00.977 ♪ Where do stars go? 00:01:01.061 --> 00:01:04.731 ♪ Where is the crescent moon? 00:01:04.815 --> 00:01:08.985 ♪ They must be somewhere 00:01:09.069 --> 00:01:13.614 ♪ In a sunny afternoon 00:01:15.367 --> 00:01:21.497 ♪ Alice in Wonderland 00:01:21.582 --> 00:01:26.586 ♪ Where is the path to Wonderland? 00:01:26.670 --> 00:01:32.133 ♪ Over the hill or here or there 00:01:33.343 --> 00:01:40.641 ♪ I wonder where ♪ 00:01:56.867 --> 00:01:59.952 ". . wanted leaders, and had been of late 00:02:00.037 --> 00:02:04.415 much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. " 00:02:04.500 --> 00:02:10.379 "Edwin and Morcar, the Earls of Mercia and Northumbria declared for him, 00:02:10.464 --> 00:02:12.799 and even Stigand... " 00:02:12.883 --> 00:02:15.593 - Alice. - Hm? 00:02:15.677 --> 00:02:17.178 I'm listening. 00:02:17.262 --> 00:02:20.556 "And even Stigand, the Archbishop of Canterbury, 00:02:20.641 --> 00:02:24.977 agreed to meet with William and offer him the crown. " 00:02:25.062 --> 00:02:28.272 - - "William's conduct at first was... " 00:02:28.357 --> 00:02:29.732 Alice. 00:02:29.817 --> 00:02:32.735 Will you kindly pay attention to your history lesson. 00:02:32.820 --> 00:02:35.905 I'm sorry. But how can one possibly pay attention 00:02:35.989 --> 00:02:38.074 to a book with no pictures in it? 00:02:38.158 --> 00:02:44.163 My dear child, there are many good books in this world without pictures. 00:02:44.248 --> 00:02:46.332 In this world, perhaps. 00:02:46.416 --> 00:02:49.919 But in my world the books would be nothing but pictures. 00:02:50.003 --> 00:02:53.256 Your world? What nonsense. 00:02:53.340 --> 00:02:56.008 - Nonsense? - Once more, from the beginning. 00:02:56.093 --> 00:02:57.593 That's it, Dinah. 00:02:58.428 --> 00:03:02.223 If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. 00:03:02.307 --> 00:03:06.727 Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. 00:03:06.812 --> 00:03:10.773 And, contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be. 00:03:10.858 --> 00:03:14.026 And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see? 00:03:15.863 --> 00:03:19.448 In my world, you wouldn't say "meow". 00:03:19.533 --> 00:03:23.160 - You'd say, "Yes, Miss Alice. " - 00:03:23.245 --> 00:03:26.455 But you would. You'd be just like people, Dinah. 00:03:26.540 --> 00:03:28.958 And all the other animals, too. 00:03:29.042 --> 00:03:30.751 In my world... 00:03:30.836 --> 00:03:37.300 ♪ Cats and rabbits would reside in fancy little houses 00:03:37.384 --> 00:03:41.596 ♪ And be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers 00:03:43.599 --> 00:03:48.185 ♪ In a world of my own 00:03:48.270 --> 00:03:54.609 ♪ All the flowers would have very extra special powers 00:03:54.693 --> 00:03:58.821 ♪ They would sit and talk to me for hours 00:03:58.906 --> 00:04:05.161 ♪ When I'm lonely in a world of my own 00:04:05.245 --> 00:04:07.496 ♪ There'd be new birds 00:04:07.581 --> 00:04:11.417 ♪ Lots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds 00:04:11.877 --> 00:04:17.089 ♪ Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds 00:04:17.174 --> 00:04:22.637 ♪ Within that world of my own 00:04:22.721 --> 00:04:27.475 ♪ I could listen to a babbling brook 00:04:27.559 --> 00:04:32.647 ♪ And hear a song that I could understand 00:04:33.690 --> 00:04:39.946 ♪ I keep wishing it could be that way 00:04:40.030 --> 00:04:47.703 ♪ Because my world would be a wonderland ♪ 00:04:59.174 --> 00:05:04.053 Oh, Dinah. It's just a rabbit with a waistcoat... and a watch. 00:05:04.137 --> 00:05:06.764 My fur and whiskers! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! 00:05:06.848 --> 00:05:10.685 This is curious. What could a rabbit possibly be late for? 00:05:10.769 --> 00:05:12.770 Please, sir. 00:05:12.854 --> 00:05:15.398 I'm late, I'm late for a very important date. 00:05:15.482 --> 00:05:18.317 No time to say hello, goodbye. I'm late, late, late. 00:05:18.402 --> 00:05:22.196 It must be awfully important, like a party or something. 00:05:22.280 --> 00:05:24.323 Mr. Rabbit. Wait! 00:05:24.408 --> 00:05:28.327 No, no, no, I'm overdue. I'm really in a stew. 00:05:28.412 --> 00:05:31.831 No time to say goodbye, hello. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late. 00:05:31.915 --> 00:05:36.002 My. What a peculiar place to have a party. 00:05:37.504 --> 00:05:42.383 You know, Dinah, we really shouldn't... be doing this. 00:05:43.677 --> 00:05:48.305 After all, we haven't been invited... 00:05:49.349 --> 00:05:53.811 and curiosity often leads to trouble.| 00:05:57.024 --> 00:06:00.234 Goodbye, Dinah. Goodbye! 00:06:03.822 --> 00:06:05.906 Oh... 00:06:06.908 --> 00:06:12.913 Well, after this I shall think nothing of... of falling down stairs. 00:06:39.900 --> 00:06:41.984 Oh! 00:06:49.826 --> 00:06:55.623 Goodness. What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth... 00:06:57.501 --> 00:07:01.378 and come out the other side where people walk upside down? 00:07:01.463 --> 00:07:03.547 But that's silly. Nobody... 00:07:04.633 --> 00:07:06.801 Oh! 00:07:09.930 --> 00:07:14.016 Mr. Rabbit. Wait. Please. 00:07:30.909 --> 00:07:33.619 Curiouser and curiouser. 00:07:36.957 --> 00:07:38.999 - Ow. - 00:07:39.084 --> 00:07:42.378 I beg your pardon. 00:07:42.462 --> 00:07:45.256 Quite all right, but you did give me quite a turn. 00:07:45.340 --> 00:07:49.009 - I was following... - Rather good, what? Door knob, turn. 00:07:49.094 --> 00:07:54.140 - Please, sir. - One good turn deserves another. 00:07:54.224 --> 00:07:57.560 - What can I do for you? - I'm looking for a white rabbit. 00:07:57.644 --> 00:08:00.354 - So, if you don't mind... - Eh? 00:08:00.438 --> 00:08:01.522 Oh. 00:08:01.606 --> 00:08:03.858 There he is. I simply must get through. 00:08:03.942 --> 00:08:07.194 Sorry. You're much too big. Simply impassable. 00:08:07.279 --> 00:08:11.240 - You mean impossible. - No, impassable. Nothing's impossible. 00:08:12.284 --> 00:08:15.619 - Try the bottle on the table. - Table? 00:08:16.872 --> 00:08:21.208 Read the directions. Directly you'll be directed in the right direction. 00:08:21.293 --> 00:08:24.420 "Drink me. " Hm. 00:08:24.504 --> 00:08:29.258 Better look first, for if one drinks much from a bottle marked "Poison", 00:08:29.342 --> 00:08:33.429 it's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later. 00:08:34.181 --> 00:08:38.058 - Beg your pardon? - Just giving myself some good advice. 00:08:38.143 --> 00:08:39.894 But... 00:08:41.229 --> 00:08:43.731 Tastes like cherry tart. 00:08:45.192 --> 00:08:48.152 Custard, pineapple, roast turkey. 00:08:48.236 --> 00:08:50.446 Goodness! 00:08:50.530 --> 00:08:52.823 - What did I do? - 00:08:52.908 --> 00:08:55.242 You almost went out like a candle. 00:08:55.327 --> 00:08:58.454 But look. I'm just the right size. 00:08:59.039 --> 00:09:04.752 No use. I forgot to tell you. I'm locked. 00:09:04.836 --> 00:09:07.171 Oh, no. 00:09:07.255 --> 00:09:10.966 - But, of course, you've got the key. - What key? 00:09:11.051 --> 00:09:14.011 Don't tell me you've left it up there. 00:09:14.846 --> 00:09:16.931 Oh, dear. 00:09:23.230 --> 00:09:27.483 - Whatever will I do? - Try the box, naturally. 00:09:27.567 --> 00:09:29.360 Oh! 00:09:29.444 --> 00:09:31.528 "Eat me. " All right. 00:09:31.613 --> 00:09:33.781 But goodness knows what this will do. 00:09:33.865 --> 00:09:35.950 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 00:09:39.454 --> 00:09:41.538 What did you say? 00:09:41.623 --> 00:09:44.750 I said a little of that went a long way.| 00:09:45.877 --> 00:09:48.045 I don't think it's so funny. 00:09:48.129 --> 00:09:51.340 Now I shall never get out. 00:09:52.342 --> 00:09:54.969 Come, come, now. Crying won't help. 00:09:55.053 --> 00:10:00.975 I know, but I... I... I just can't seem to stop. 00:10:01.685 --> 00:10:04.520 Hey. This won't do. 00:10:04.604 --> 00:10:06.981 Oh, oh, oh... 00:10:07.065 --> 00:10:09.400 This won't do at all. 00:10:11.236 --> 00:10:13.946 You, up there, stop! 00:10:14.030 --> 00:10:15.948 I say. Look. 00:10:16.032 --> 00:10:18.993 The bottle. The bott... 00:10:29.504 --> 00:10:32.673 Oh, dear. I do wish I hadn't cried so much. 00:10:40.765 --> 00:10:42.850 ♪ A sailor's life is the life for me 00:10:42.934 --> 00:10:45.185 ♪ How I love to sail o'er the bounding sea 00:10:45.270 --> 00:10:47.563 ♪ I never, ever do a thing about the weather 00:10:47.647 --> 00:10:51.233 ♪ For the weather never ever does a thing for me 00:10:51.318 --> 00:10:54.028 ♪ Oh, a sailor's life is the life for me 00:10:56.156 --> 00:10:57.197 ♪ And I never... ♪ 00:10:57.282 --> 00:11:00.117 Ahoy, and other nautical expressions. 00:11:00.201 --> 00:11:01.744 Land ho, by jove. 00:11:01.828 --> 00:11:04.496 - Where away, Dodo? - Dodo? 00:11:04.581 --> 00:11:07.499 Three points to starboard. Away, me hearties. 00:11:07.584 --> 00:11:11.503 Have you in port in no time at all now. 00:11:11.588 --> 00:11:16.050 Mr. Dodo. Please. Please help me. 00:11:21.181 --> 00:11:26.226 Pardon me, but would you mind helping me? Please? 00:11:26.311 --> 00:11:28.979 Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo! 00:11:29.814 --> 00:11:31.899 Help me. Please. 00:11:35.945 --> 00:11:38.030 Help me. 00:11:39.616 --> 00:11:42.910 ♪ Forward, backward, inward, outward Come and join the chase 00:11:42.994 --> 00:11:45.954 ♪ Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus race 00:11:46.039 --> 00:11:49.083 ♪ Backward, forward, outward, inward Bottom to the top 00:11:49.167 --> 00:11:52.461 ♪ Never a beginning There can never be a stop 00:11:52.545 --> 00:11:55.422 ♪ Skipping, hopping, tripping Fancy free and gay 00:11:55.507 --> 00:11:58.550 ♪ Started it tomorrow but will finish yesterday 00:11:58.635 --> 00:12:02.054 ♪ Round and round and round we go until for ever more 00:12:02.138 --> 00:12:04.973 ♪ Once we were behind, but now we find we are 00:12:05.058 --> 00:12:08.143 ♪ Forward, backward, inward, outward Come and join the chase 00:12:08.228 --> 00:12:11.105 ♪ Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus race ♪ 00:12:12.232 --> 00:12:16.193 - I say, you'll never get dry that way. - Get dry? 00:12:16.277 --> 00:12:20.197 Have to run with the others. First rule of the caucus race. 00:12:20.281 --> 00:12:22.366 But how can I... ? 00:12:23.284 --> 00:12:26.537 That's better. Have you dry in no time now. 00:12:26.621 --> 00:12:28.997 No one can ever get dry this way. 00:12:29.082 --> 00:12:32.251 Nonsense. I'm as dry as a bone already. 00:12:32.877 --> 00:12:35.838 - Yes, but... - All right, let's have it now. 00:12:35.922 --> 00:12:38.006 Look lively. 00:12:38.925 --> 00:12:42.010 The white rabbit. Mr. Rabbit. 00:12:42.846 --> 00:12:46.932 - My goodness. I'm late. - Don't go away. I'll be right back. 00:12:47.016 --> 00:12:49.268 - I'm late. - Don't step on the fish. 00:12:49.352 --> 00:12:54.189 Watch it. Stop kicking that mackerel. Brilliant. Jolly well done. 00:12:56.234 --> 00:12:59.486 Mr. Rabbit. Oh, Mr. Rabbit. 00:12:59.571 --> 00:13:02.906 Oh, dear. I'm sure he came this way. 00:13:02.991 --> 00:13:05.701 Do you suppose he could be hiding? 00:13:06.411 --> 00:13:10.414 Hmm. Not here. 00:13:11.541 --> 00:13:13.625 I wonder... 00:13:22.677 --> 00:13:25.762 No. I suppose he must have... 00:13:25.847 --> 00:13:29.057 Why. What peculiar little figures. 00:13:30.226 --> 00:13:33.979 - Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. - 00:13:34.063 --> 00:13:36.940 If you think we're waxworks, you ought to pay, you know. 00:13:37.025 --> 00:13:40.569 If you think we're alive, you ought to speak to us. 00:13:47.243 --> 00:13:49.745 - That's logic. - Well... 00:13:49.829 --> 00:13:53.332 It's been nice meeting you. Goodbye. 00:13:53.416 --> 00:13:57.878 - You're beginning backwards. - First thing in a visit is to say... 00:13:57.962 --> 00:14:01.173 ♪ How do you do and shake hands, shake hands, shake hands 00:14:01.257 --> 00:14:05.344 ♪ How do you do and shake hands, state your name and business ♪ 00:14:05.428 --> 00:14:08.347 - That's manners. - Really? 00:14:08.431 --> 00:14:11.558 Well my name is Alice and I'm following a white rabbit, so... 00:14:11.643 --> 00:14:15.437 - You can't go yet. - No, the visit has just started. 00:14:15.522 --> 00:14:19.441 - I'm very sorry. - Would you like to play hide-and-seek? 00:14:19.526 --> 00:14:22.361 - Or Button? Who's got the button? - No, thank you. 00:14:22.445 --> 00:14:26.156 If you stay long enough, we might have a battle. 00:14:26.241 --> 00:14:29.284 That's very kind of you, but I must be going. 00:14:29.869 --> 00:14:32.496 - Why? - Because I'm following a white rabbit. 00:14:32.580 --> 00:14:37.584 - Why? - I'm curious to know where he's going. 00:14:37.669 --> 00:14:39.753 Oh, she's curious. 00:14:40.213 --> 00:14:42.923 The oysters were curious, too, weren't they? 00:14:43.007 --> 00:14:47.469 Aye, and you remember what happened to them. 00:14:47.554 --> 00:14:50.097 Poor things. 00:14:50.181 --> 00:14:52.641 Why? What did happen to the oysters? 00:14:52.725 --> 00:14:55.310 - Oh, you wouldn't be interested. - But I am. 00:14:55.395 --> 00:14:58.313 Oh, no. You're in much too much of a hurry. 00:14:58.398 --> 00:15:00.691 Well, perhaps I could spare a little time. 00:15:00.775 --> 00:15:03.110 You could? Well... 00:15:04.320 --> 00:15:07.072 "The Walrus and the Carpenter. " 00:15:07.156 --> 00:15:11.118 Or "The Story of the Curious Oysters. " 00:15:15.873 --> 00:15:19.751 ♪ The sun was shining on the sea Shining with all his might 00:15:19.836 --> 00:15:24.089 ♪ He did his very best to make the billows smooth and bright 00:15:24.173 --> 00:15:26.967 ♪ And this was odd because it was 00:15:27.051 --> 00:15:29.553 ♪ The middle of the night 00:15:37.478 --> 00:15:41.523 ♪ The walrus and the carpenter were walking close at hand 00:15:41.608 --> 00:15:45.569 ♪ The beach was wide from side to side, but much too full of sand 00:15:45.653 --> 00:15:48.030 Mr. Walrus, said the carpenter 00:15:48.114 --> 00:15:50.198 My brain begins to perk 00:15:50.283 --> 00:15:54.620 We'll sweep this clear in half a year if you don't mind the work 00:15:54.704 --> 00:15:56.788 Work? 00:15:57.498 --> 00:16:00.083 - The time has come - The walrus said 00:16:00.168 --> 00:16:01.668 To talk of other things 00:16:01.753 --> 00:16:06.089 Of shoes and ships and sealing wax and cabbages and kings 00:16:06.174 --> 00:16:10.427 And why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings 00:16:10.511 --> 00:16:13.930 Caloo, callay, no work today 00:16:14.015 --> 00:16:17.476 We're cabbages and kings 00:16:50.343 --> 00:16:52.427 Oysters, come and walk with us 00:16:52.512 --> 00:16:54.930 The day is warm and bright 00:16:55.014 --> 00:16:59.768 A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk would be a sheer delight 00:16:59.852 --> 00:17:05.607 And should we get hungry on the way, we'll stop and have a bite 00:17:08.695 --> 00:17:13.699 But Mother Oyster winked her eye and shook her heavy head 00:17:13.783 --> 00:17:18.662 She knew too well this was no time to leave her oyster bed 00:17:19.163 --> 00:17:22.457 The sea is nice, take my advice 00:17:22.542 --> 00:17:25.377 - And stay right here - Mum said 00:17:25.461 --> 00:17:27.337 Yes, yes, of course, of course. 00:17:27.422 --> 00:17:31.007 But, ha-ha, the time has come, my little friends, 00:17:31.092 --> 00:17:33.385 to talk of other things 00:17:33.469 --> 00:17:37.472 Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, cabbages and kings 00:17:37.557 --> 00:17:43.437 And why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings 00:17:43.521 --> 00:17:46.398 Caloo, callay, come run away 00:17:46.482 --> 00:17:49.818 With cabbages and kings 00:18:27.732 --> 00:18:32.486 Well, now, let me see. 00:18:34.989 --> 00:18:38.366 Ah. A loaf of bread is what we chiefly need. 00:18:42.955 --> 00:18:45.916 And how about some pepper and salt and vinegar, eh? 00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:49.795 Yes, yes. Splendid idea. Very good indeed. 00:18:51.339 --> 00:18:55.634 Now, if you're ready, oysters, dear, 00:18:55.718 --> 00:18:59.846 we can begin the feed. 00:18:59.931 --> 00:19:02.599 - Feed? - Oh yes. 00:19:02.683 --> 00:19:06.353 The time has come, my little friends, to talk of food and things 00:19:06.437 --> 00:19:09.856 Of peppercorns and mustard seed and other seasonings 00:19:09.941 --> 00:19:13.276 We'll mix them all together in a sauce that's fit for kings 00:19:13.361 --> 00:19:16.196 Caloo, callay, we'll eat today 00:19:16.280 --> 00:19:21.117 Like cabbages and kings 00:19:24.497 --> 00:19:28.458 I, er, I weep for you, I...| 00:19:28.543 --> 00:19:31.962 Excuse me, I deeply sympathize 00:19:32.046 --> 00:19:37.551 For I've enjoyed your company much more than you realize 00:19:38.219 --> 00:19:41.137 Little oysters, little oysters 00:19:41.222 --> 00:19:44.140 But answer there came none 00:19:44.225 --> 00:19:50.438 And this was scarcely odd because they'd been eaten, every one 00:19:51.607 --> 00:19:53.692 Hmm. Well, er... 00:19:57.238 --> 00:19:59.322 The time has come 00:20:08.332 --> 00:20:14.421 ♪ With cabbages and kings ♪ 00:20:14.505 --> 00:20:15.547 The end. 00:20:15.631 --> 00:20:18.216 - That was a very sad story. - Aye. 00:20:18.301 --> 00:20:21.428 - And there's a moral to it. - Oh yes, a very good moral. 00:20:21.512 --> 00:20:23.597 If you happen to be an oyster. 00:20:23.681 --> 00:20:26.808 - Well, it's been a very nice visit. - Another recitation. 00:20:26.893 --> 00:20:28.977 Entitled "Father William". 00:20:29.061 --> 00:20:30.520 First verse: 00:20:30.605 --> 00:20:32.898 ♪ You are old Father William, the young man said 00:20:32.982 --> 00:20:35.066 ♪ And your hair has become very white 00:20:35.151 --> 00:20:37.611 ♪ And yet you incessantly stand on your head 00:20:37.695 --> 00:20:42.908 ♪ Do you think at your age it is right? Do you think at your age it is right? 00:20:42.992 --> 00:20:46.411 In my youth, Father William replied to his son 00:20:46.495 --> 00:20:51.416 I'd do it again and again and again... 00:20:57.632 --> 00:21:00.342 I wonder who lives here. 00:21:01.218 --> 00:21:06.139 Mary Ann. Drat that girl. Where could she have put them? 00:21:06.223 --> 00:21:09.601 - The rabbit. - Mary Ann? 00:21:09.894 --> 00:21:12.729 No use, can't wait, I'm awfully late. Oh me, oh my. 00:21:12.813 --> 00:21:15.273 Excuse me, sir, but I've been trying to... 00:21:15.358 --> 00:21:18.485 - Mary Ann, what are you doing out here? - Mary Ann? 00:21:18.569 --> 00:21:20.570 Don't just do something, stand there. 00:21:20.655 --> 00:21:24.824 - No, no. Go get my gloves. I'm late. - For what? That's just what I... 00:21:24.909 --> 00:21:28.203 My gloves! At once! Do you hear? 00:21:28.287 --> 00:21:32.082 Goodness. I suppose I'll be taking orders from Dinah next. 00:21:32.375 --> 00:21:36.169 Hmm. Now, let me see. 00:21:36.253 --> 00:21:40.131 If I were a rabbit, where would I keep my gloves? 00:21:40.549 --> 00:21:41.758 Oh. 00:21:41.842 --> 00:21:44.552 Thank you. Don't mind if I do. 00:21:50.309 --> 00:21:52.394 Oh, no, no. Not again. 00:21:53.813 --> 00:21:56.606 Mary Ann! 00:21:58.943 --> 00:22:01.027 You see here, Mary Ann. 00:22:01.112 --> 00:22:02.821 Help! 00:22:07.868 --> 00:22:09.703 Help! 00:22:11.706 --> 00:22:14.207 Help! Monster! 00:22:14.291 --> 00:22:17.043 - Help! Assistance! - 00:22:21.382 --> 00:22:25.844 - A monster, Dodo, in my house. - Dodo? 00:22:25.928 --> 00:22:28.054 - My poor house. - Steady, old chap. 00:22:28.139 --> 00:22:31.683 - Can't be as bad as all that. - My poor roof and rafters. 00:22:31.767 --> 00:22:34.227 All my walls. There it is! 00:22:34.311 --> 00:22:38.106 By jove. Jolly well is, isn't it? 00:22:38.190 --> 00:22:40.191 Do something. 00:22:40.276 --> 00:22:43.486 Yes, indeed. Extraordinary situation, but... 00:22:43.571 --> 00:22:45.196 But... but what? 00:22:47.950 --> 00:22:49.284 But I have a very simple solution. 00:22:49.368 --> 00:22:52.037 - Thank goodness. - What is it? 00:22:52.121 --> 00:22:55.457 - Simply pull it out the chimney. - Go ahead. Pull it out. 00:22:55.541 --> 00:22:58.376 Who? Me? Don't be ridiculous. 00:22:58.461 --> 00:23:01.212 What we need is a... 00:23:02.882 --> 00:23:05.050 ... a lizard with a ladder. 00:23:05.134 --> 00:23:09.721 Oh! Bill! Bill, we need a lazard with a lidder. 00:23:10.681 --> 00:23:13.308 - Can you help us? - At your service, guv'nor. 00:23:13.392 --> 00:23:16.519 Bill, me lad, have you ever been down a chimney? 00:23:16.604 --> 00:23:18.938 Guv'nor, I been down more chimneys... 00:23:19.023 --> 00:23:24.736 Excellent. You just pop down the chimney and haul that monster out of there. 00:23:24.820 --> 00:23:27.947 Righto, guv'nor. Monster? 00:23:35.915 --> 00:23:39.626 Come now. That's better, m'lad. 00:23:39.710 --> 00:23:42.045 You're passing up a golden opportunity. 00:23:42.129 --> 00:23:43.171 I am? 00:23:43.255 --> 00:23:45.340 - You can be famous. - I can? 00:23:45.424 --> 00:23:48.218 Of course. There's a brave lad. 00:23:48.302 --> 00:23:51.346 In you go, now. Nothing to it, old boy. 00:23:51.430 --> 00:23:55.517 Simply tie your tail around the monster's neck and drag it out. 00:23:55.601 --> 00:23:58.937 - But, guv'nor... - Good luck, Bill. 00:24:11.784 --> 00:24:15.036 Well, ... there goes Bill. 00:24:16.247 --> 00:24:18.498 Poor Bill. 00:24:18.582 --> 00:24:22.460 Perhaps we should try a more energetic remedy. 00:24:22.545 --> 00:24:24.629 Yes, anything, anything, but hurry. 00:24:24.713 --> 00:24:27.715 I propose that we... 00:24:28.717 --> 00:24:31.845 - Yes, go on. Yes? Yes? - I propose that we... 00:24:33.973 --> 00:24:37.100 By jove, that's it. We'll burn the house down. 00:24:37.184 --> 00:24:39.727 Yes. Burn the house... ? What? 00:24:39.812 --> 00:24:42.021 Oh, no. 00:24:42.106 --> 00:24:44.440 ♪ We'll smoke the blighter out 00:24:44.525 --> 00:24:46.568 ♪ We'll put the beast to rout 00:24:46.652 --> 00:24:48.736 Some kindling, just a stick or two 00:24:48.821 --> 00:24:52.782 - This bit of rubbish ought to do - Oh, dear. 00:24:52.867 --> 00:24:54.701 ♪ We'll smoke the blighter out 00:24:54.785 --> 00:24:56.578 ♪ We'll smoke the monster out 00:24:56.662 --> 00:25:00.582 No, no. Not my beautiful bird house. 00:25:00.666 --> 00:25:03.084 ♪ We'll roast the blighter's toes 00:25:03.169 --> 00:25:06.296 ♪ We'll toast the bounder's nose Just fetch that gate 00:25:06.380 --> 00:25:09.507 We'll make it clear that monsters aren't welcome here 00:25:09.592 --> 00:25:13.136 - Oh me, oh my. - A match. Thank you. 00:25:13.220 --> 00:25:17.807 ♪ Without a single doubt We'll smoke the monster out 00:25:17.892 --> 00:25:20.393 ♪ We'll smoke the monster out ♪ 00:25:20.477 --> 00:25:22.562 No. My poor house and furniture. 00:25:22.646 --> 00:25:25.273 Oh, dear. This is serious. 00:25:25.357 --> 00:25:28.067 I simply must... A garden. 00:25:28.152 --> 00:25:32.488 Perhaps if I eat something, it will make... me... grow small. 00:25:32.573 --> 00:25:35.366 Ow! Let go! Help! 00:25:35.451 --> 00:25:40.955 - I'm sorry, but I must eat something. - Not me, you... you... barbarian. 00:25:41.665 --> 00:25:43.583 Help! 00:25:43.667 --> 00:25:46.377 Monster! 00:25:46.462 --> 00:25:48.546 Help! 00:25:49.423 --> 00:25:52.759 I'm late. Oh, dear. I'm here. I should be there. I'm late. 00:25:52.843 --> 00:25:56.971 - I say, do you have a match? - Must go. Goodbye, hello. 00:25:57.056 --> 00:25:59.682 - I'm late, I'm late, I'm late. - Wait. Please wait. 00:25:59.767 --> 00:26:02.435 Ah, young lady, do you have a match? 00:26:02.519 --> 00:26:04.896 No, I'm sorry but... Mr. Rabbit. 00:26:04.980 --> 00:26:07.357 No cooperation, no cooperation at all. 00:26:07.441 --> 00:26:09.567 Well, can't have monsters about. 00:26:09.652 --> 00:26:12.362 Jolly well have to carry on alone. 00:26:16.909 --> 00:26:20.078 Wait. Please. Just a minute. 00:26:20.913 --> 00:26:25.041 Oh, dear. I'll never catch him while I'm this small. 00:26:27.127 --> 00:26:30.922 - Curious butterflies. - Bread-and-butterflies. 00:26:31.006 --> 00:26:33.091 Yes, of course... Hm? 00:26:35.010 --> 00:26:37.512 Who do you suppose... ? 00:26:42.184 --> 00:26:46.229 A horsefly. I mean, a rocking-horsefly. 00:26:46.313 --> 00:26:51.025 - Naturally. - I beg your pardon, but did you... ? 00:26:52.027 --> 00:26:55.488 That's nonsense. Flowers can't talk. 00:26:55.572 --> 00:26:57.949 But of course we can talk, my dear. 00:26:58.033 --> 00:27:00.368 If there's anyone worth talking to. 00:27:00.452 --> 00:27:02.537 Or about. 00:27:02.621 --> 00:27:04.914 - And we sing, too. - You do? 00:27:04.999 --> 00:27:08.042 Oh, yes. Would you like to hear Tell It To The Tulips? 00:27:08.127 --> 00:27:11.921 - No, let's sing about us. - We know one about the shy violet. 00:27:12.006 --> 00:27:14.841 - Not that old thing. - Lovely lily of the valley. 00:27:14.925 --> 00:27:16.259 - A daisy duet? - She wouldn't like that. 00:27:17.344 --> 00:27:22.223 Girls. We shall sing Golden Afternoon. 00:27:22.308 --> 00:27:24.892 That's about all of us. 00:27:24.977 --> 00:27:27.270 Sound your A, Lily. 00:27:27.354 --> 00:27:29.939 La! 00:27:30.024 --> 00:27:31.774 Me, me, me, me, me! 00:27:31.859 --> 00:27:33.443 La, la, la, la, la! 00:27:45.331 --> 00:27:49.584 ♪ Little bread-and-butterflies kiss the tulips 00:27:49.668 --> 00:27:53.338 ♪ And the sun is like a toy balloon 00:27:53.422 --> 00:27:57.467 ♪ There are get-up-in-the-morning glories 00:27:57.551 --> 00:28:01.596 ♪ In the golden afternoon 00:28:01.680 --> 00:28:05.516 ♪ There are dancing daffodils on the hillside 00:28:05.601 --> 00:28:09.604 ♪ Strings of violets are all in tune 00:28:09.688 --> 00:28:13.608 ♪ Tiger lilies love the dandelions 00:28:13.692 --> 00:28:16.611 ♪ In the golden afternoon 00:28:16.695 --> 00:28:19.697 ♪ The golden afternoon 00:28:19.782 --> 00:28:23.910 ♪ There are dog-and-caterpillars and a copper centipede 00:28:23.994 --> 00:28:27.497 ♪ Where the lazy daisies love 00:28:27.581 --> 00:28:35.922 ♪ The very peaceful life they lead 00:28:38.884 --> 00:28:42.762 ♪ You can learn a lot of things from the flowers 00:28:42.846 --> 00:28:46.849 ♪ For especially in the month of June 00:28:46.934 --> 00:28:51.854 ♪ There's a wealth of happiness and romance 00:28:51.939 --> 00:28:57.610 ♪ All in the golden afternoon 00:29:18.841 --> 00:29:21.342 ♪ All in the golden afternoon 00:29:21.427 --> 00:29:26.722 ♪ The golden afternoon 00:29:27.808 --> 00:29:33.229 ♪ You can learn a lot of things from the flowers 00:29:33.313 --> 00:29:38.443 ♪ For especially in the month of June 00:29:38.527 --> 00:29:44.615 ♪ There's a wealth of happiness and romance 00:29:44.700 --> 00:29:47.118 ♪ All... 00:29:47.202 --> 00:29:52.039 ♪ In the golden afternoon ♪ 00:30:05.971 --> 00:30:09.015 - That was lovely. - Thank you, my dear. 00:30:09.099 --> 00:30:11.517 What kind of garden do you come from? 00:30:11.602 --> 00:30:15.521 - I don't come from any garden. - Do you suppose she's a wild flower? 00:30:15.606 --> 00:30:18.191 No, I'm not a wild flower. 00:30:18.275 --> 00:30:22.653 Just what specie or shall we say genus are you, my dear? 00:30:22.738 --> 00:30:28.034 Well, I suppose you'd call me a genus humanus Alice. 00:30:28.118 --> 00:30:30.661 Ever see an Alice with a blossom like that? 00:30:30.746 --> 00:30:34.499 Come to think of it, did you ever see an Alice? 00:30:34.583 --> 00:30:37.752 And did you notice her petals? 00:30:37.836 --> 00:30:40.213 What a peculiar color. 00:30:40.297 --> 00:30:42.632 And no fragrance. 00:30:42.716 --> 00:30:46.844 - Just look at those stems. - Rather scrawny, I'd say. 00:30:46.929 --> 00:30:49.847 - I think she's pretty. - Quiet, Bud. 00:30:49.932 --> 00:30:53.726 - But I'm not a flower. - Ah-ha! Just as I suspected. 00:30:53.810 --> 00:30:57.980 She's nothing but a common mobile vulgaris. 00:30:58.065 --> 00:31:00.191 Oh, no! 00:31:00.275 --> 00:31:04.153 - A common what? - To put it bluntly, a weed. 00:31:04.238 --> 00:31:06.155 I'm not a weed. 00:31:06.240 --> 00:31:09.659 - You wouldn't expect her to admit it. - Can you imagine? 00:31:09.743 --> 00:31:12.828 - Well, goodness. - Don't let her stay and go to seed. 00:31:12.913 --> 00:31:15.373 - Go on. - Please go. 00:31:15.457 --> 00:31:19.710 - We don't want weeds in our bed. - Move along. 00:31:25.717 --> 00:31:28.719 All right. If that's the way you feel about it. 00:31:28.804 --> 00:31:33.224 If I were my right size, I could pick every one of you if I wanted to. 00:31:33.308 --> 00:31:34.934 And I guess that'd teach you. 00:31:42.025 --> 00:31:46.112 You can learn a lot of things from the flowers. 00:31:46.196 --> 00:31:49.657 Seems to me they could learn a few things about manners. 00:31:53.328 --> 00:32:09.719 ♪ A, E, I, O, U 00:32:12.055 --> 00:32:18.311 ♪ O, U, E, I, O, A 00:32:19.062 --> 00:32:23.524 ♪ U, E, I, A 00:32:24.192 --> 00:32:27.486 ♪ A, E, I, O, U ♪ 00:32:37.789 --> 00:32:41.292 Who are you? 00:32:41.835 --> 00:32:45.087 Well, I... I hardly know, sir. 00:32:45.172 --> 00:32:47.840 I've changed so many times, you see. 00:32:47.924 --> 00:32:50.718 I do not see. 00:32:50.802 --> 00:32:55.139 - Explain yourself. - I'm afraid I can't explain myself. 00:32:55.223 --> 00:32:59.644 - Because I'm not myself, you know. - I do not know. 00:32:59.728 --> 00:33:03.648 I can't put it any more clearly, for it isn't clear to me. 00:33:03.732 --> 00:33:07.943 You? Who are you? 00:33:08.028 --> 00:33:10.655 Well, don't you think you ought to tell me... 00:33:10.739 --> 00:33:16.285 ... who you are first? 00:33:16.995 --> 00:33:19.789 Why? 00:33:19.873 --> 00:33:23.167 Oh, dear. Everything is so confusing. 00:33:23.251 --> 00:33:26.253 - It is not. - Well it is to me. 00:33:26.338 --> 00:33:30.007 - Why? - I can't remember things as I used to. 00:33:30.092 --> 00:33:32.218 Recite. 00:33:32.302 --> 00:33:35.805 Hmm? Oh, yes, sir. Erm... 00:33:36.306 --> 00:33:39.100 How doth the little busy bee improve each... 00:33:39.184 --> 00:33:41.268 Stop! 00:33:42.104 --> 00:33:45.272 That is not spoken correcitally. It goes: 00:33:47.859 --> 00:33:49.944 How... 00:33:59.454 --> 00:34:04.083 How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail 00:34:04.167 --> 00:34:09.547 And pour the waters of the Nile on every golden scale? 00:34:10.841 --> 00:34:15.136 How cheer... 00:34:22.018 --> 00:34:24.562 How cheerfully he seems to grin 00:34:24.646 --> 00:34:27.857 How neatly spreads his claws 00:34:27.941 --> 00:34:30.443 And welcomes little fishes in 00:34:30.527 --> 00:34:34.113 With gently smiling jaws. 00:34:35.157 --> 00:34:37.658 I've never heard it that way before. 00:34:37.743 --> 00:34:40.661 I know. I have improved it. 00:34:40.746 --> 00:34:42.997 Well... 00:34:43.081 --> 00:34:46.292 - If you ask me... - You? 00:34:46.376 --> 00:34:49.170 Who are you? 00:35:06.146 --> 00:35:08.981 You, there. Girl. 00:35:09.065 --> 00:35:11.734 Wait. Come back. 00:35:11.818 --> 00:35:14.653 I have something important to say. 00:35:14.738 --> 00:35:16.822 Oh, dear. 00:35:17.824 --> 00:35:20.534 I wonder what he wants now. 00:35:32.214 --> 00:35:34.298 Well? 00:35:35.175 --> 00:35:38.594 Keep your temper. 00:35:38.678 --> 00:35:41.806 - Is that all? - No. 00:35:43.725 --> 00:35:47.645 Exatically what is your problem? 00:35:47.729 --> 00:35:52.983 It's exatically... exat... It's precisely this. 00:35:53.068 --> 00:35:55.361 I should like to be a little larger, sir. 00:35:55.445 --> 00:35:57.071 Why? 00:35:57.155 --> 00:36:00.908 After all, three inches is such a wretched height. 00:36:00.992 --> 00:36:03.994 I am exatically three inches high 00:36:04.079 --> 00:36:07.206 and it is a very good height indeed! 00:36:08.917 --> 00:36:13.462 But I'm not used to it, and you needn't... shout! 00:36:16.508 --> 00:36:18.259 Oh, dear. 00:36:18.343 --> 00:36:21.178 By the way, I have a few more helpful hints. 00:36:21.263 --> 00:36:25.182 - One side will make you grow taller. - One side of what? 00:36:25.267 --> 00:36:28.227 And the other side will make you grow shorter. 00:36:28.311 --> 00:36:32.773 - The other side of what? - The mushroom, of course! 00:36:35.777 --> 00:36:37.862 Hmm. 00:36:41.575 --> 00:36:44.577 One side will make me grow... 00:36:44.661 --> 00:36:47.371 But which is which? 00:36:49.207 --> 00:36:52.835 After all that's happened, I... I wonder if I... 00:36:52.919 --> 00:36:55.004 I don't care. 00:36:56.464 --> 00:36:59.425 I'm tired of being only three inches high. 00:37:11.479 --> 00:37:13.188 A serpent! 00:37:13.273 --> 00:37:16.650 Help! Serpent! Serpent! 00:37:17.235 --> 00:37:21.697 - But, please, please. - Off with you. Shoo. Go away. Serpent! 00:37:21.781 --> 00:37:23.198 Serpent! 00:37:23.283 --> 00:37:25.576 But I'm not a serpent. 00:37:25.660 --> 00:37:28.746 Indeed? Then just what are you? 00:37:28.830 --> 00:37:32.875 - I'm just a little girl. - Little? Little?! 00:37:34.544 --> 00:37:37.671 Well, I am. I mean, I was. 00:37:37.756 --> 00:37:41.383 And I suppose you don't eat eggs, either. 00:37:41.468 --> 00:37:44.970 - Yes, I do. - I knew it. I knew it. 00:37:45.055 --> 00:37:47.139 Serpent. Serpent! 00:37:48.475 --> 00:37:50.351 For goodness' sake. 00:37:51.186 --> 00:37:52.645 Hmm. 00:37:52.729 --> 00:37:56.023 - And the other side will... - The very idea. 00:37:56.107 --> 00:37:59.860 Spend all my time laying eggs for serpents like her. 00:38:09.412 --> 00:38:13.791 Goodness. I wonder if I'll ever get the knack of it. 00:38:21.132 --> 00:38:23.842 There. That's much better. 00:38:25.595 --> 00:38:28.305 Better save these. 00:38:31.226 --> 00:38:34.353 Let's see. Where was I? 00:38:38.650 --> 00:38:41.986 I wonder which way I ought to go. 00:38:42.070 --> 00:38:45.781 ♪ 'Twas brillig and the slithy toves 00:38:45.865 --> 00:38:50.035 ♪ Did gyre and gimble in the wabe 00:38:50.120 --> 00:38:54.289 ♪ All mimsy were the borogoves 00:38:54.374 --> 00:38:59.003 ♪ And the mome raths outgrabe 00:38:59.087 --> 00:39:02.214 Where in the world do you suppose that... ? 00:39:02.298 --> 00:39:05.050 - Lose something? - Oh! 00:39:07.053 --> 00:39:09.638 No, I mean, I was just wondering... 00:39:09.723 --> 00:39:11.807 That's quite all right. 00:39:11.891 --> 00:39:13.976 One moment, please. 00:39:18.148 --> 00:39:19.606 Second chorus: 00:39:19.691 --> 00:39:23.902 ♪ 'Twas brillig and the slithy toves 00:39:23.987 --> 00:39:28.699 ♪ Did gyre and gimble in the wabe 00:39:28.783 --> 00:39:33.078 - Why, you're a cat. - A Cheshire cat. 00:39:33.163 --> 00:39:37.416 ♪ All mimsy were the borogoves 00:39:37.500 --> 00:39:40.461 Wait. Don't go, please. 00:39:41.046 --> 00:39:43.380 There you are. Third chorus. 00:39:43.465 --> 00:39:48.052 No. Thank you, but I just wanted to ask you which way I ought to go. 00:39:48.136 --> 00:39:54.016 Well, that depends on where you want to get to. 00:39:54.100 --> 00:39:56.518 It really doesn't matter, as long as I... 00:39:56.603 --> 00:40:02.149 Then it really doesn't matter which way you go. 00:40:06.321 --> 00:40:10.074 ♪ And the mome raths outgrabe ♪ 00:40:12.327 --> 00:40:15.120 Oh, by the way, 00:40:15.205 --> 00:40:20.334 if you'd really to know, he went that way. 00:40:21.377 --> 00:40:23.504 - Who did? - The white rabbit. 00:40:23.588 --> 00:40:25.881 - He did? - He did what? 00:40:25.965 --> 00:40:27.633 - Went that way. - Who did? 00:40:27.717 --> 00:40:30.010 - The white rabbit. - What rabbit? 00:40:30.095 --> 00:40:33.514 But didn't you just say... I mean... Oh, dear. 00:40:33.598 --> 00:40:36.433 Can you stand on your head? 00:40:38.394 --> 00:40:44.024 However, if I were looking for a white rabbit, 00:40:44.109 --> 00:40:46.693 I'd ask the Mad Hatter. 00:40:46.778 --> 00:40:50.405 The Mad Hatter? No, I don't want... 00:40:50.490 --> 00:40:55.953 Or there's the March Hare in that direction. 00:40:56.037 --> 00:40:58.831 Thank you. I think I shall visit him. 00:40:58.915 --> 00:41:02.167 Of course, he's mad, too. 00:41:02.252 --> 00:41:04.962 But I don't want to go among mad people. 00:41:05.046 --> 00:41:07.714 Oh, you can't help that. 00:41:07.799 --> 00:41:10.509 Most everyone's mad here. 00:41:14.430 --> 00:41:17.266 You may have noticed 00:41:17.350 --> 00:41:21.937 that I'm not all there myself. 00:41:25.024 --> 00:41:29.069 ♪ And the mome raths outgrabe ♪ 00:41:29.154 --> 00:41:32.406 Goodness. If the people here are like that, 00:41:32.490 --> 00:41:35.200 I must try not to upset them. 00:41:37.412 --> 00:41:40.038 How very curious. 00:41:40.123 --> 00:41:43.375 ♪ If there are no objections, let it be unanimous 00:41:43.459 --> 00:41:47.045 - ♪ A very merry unbirthday - ♪ A very merry unbirthday 00:41:47.130 --> 00:41:50.716 ♪ A very merry unbirthday to us 00:42:08.193 --> 00:42:11.820 ♪ A very merry unbirthday to me 00:42:11.905 --> 00:42:13.405 - ♪ To who? - ♪ To me 00:42:13.489 --> 00:42:16.992 - ♪ A very merry unbirthday to you - ♪ Who, me? 00:42:17.076 --> 00:42:20.162 ♪ Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea 00:42:20.246 --> 00:42:23.290 ♪ A very merry unbirthday 00:42:23.374 --> 00:42:28.921 ♪ To you ♪ 00:42:32.008 --> 00:42:34.092 No room. No room. 00:42:35.511 --> 00:42:38.305 - No room. - I thought there was plenty of room. 00:42:38.389 --> 00:42:40.682 It's rude to sit without being invited. 00:42:40.767 --> 00:42:45.354 I'll say it's rude. It's very, very rude indeed. 00:42:45.438 --> 00:42:48.232 Very, very, very rude indeed. 00:42:48.316 --> 00:42:51.568 I'm very sorry. But I did enjoy your singing. 00:42:51.653 --> 00:42:55.072 - I wonder if you could tell me... - You enjoyed our singing? 00:42:55.156 --> 00:42:57.908 Oh, what a delightful child. 00:42:59.160 --> 00:43:01.995 I'm so excited. We never get compliments. 00:43:02.080 --> 00:43:05.457 - You must have a cup of tea. - Yes, indeed. The tea. 00:43:05.541 --> 00:43:08.627 - You must have a cup of tea. - That would be nice. 00:43:08.711 --> 00:43:12.005 I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party. Thank you. 00:43:12.090 --> 00:43:16.426 Birthday? My dear child, this is not a birthday party. 00:43:16.511 --> 00:43:19.263 Of course not. 00:43:19.347 --> 00:43:22.266 This is an unbirthday party. 00:43:22.350 --> 00:43:26.311 Unbirthday? I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand. 00:43:26.396 --> 00:43:31.149 It's very simple. 30 days have Sep... No. 00:43:31.234 --> 00:43:34.987 An unbirthday... If you have a birthday, then you... 00:43:36.739 --> 00:43:39.074 She doesn't know what an unbirthday is. 00:43:39.158 --> 00:43:41.243 How silly. 00:43:41.327 --> 00:43:43.412 Well... 00:43:46.416 --> 00:43:48.875 I shall elucidate. 00:43:54.674 --> 00:43:58.802 Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday 00:43:58.886 --> 00:44:01.430 Imagine, just one birthday every year 00:44:01.514 --> 00:44:06.268 But there are 364 unbirthdays 00:44:06.352 --> 00:44:09.021 Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer 00:44:09.105 --> 00:44:11.773 Then today is my unbirthday, too. 00:44:11.858 --> 00:44:15.235 - It is? - What a small world this is. 00:44:15.320 --> 00:44:17.654 In that case... 00:44:17.739 --> 00:44:20.032 ♪ A very merry unbirthday 00:44:20.116 --> 00:44:22.200 - ♪ To me? - ♪ To you. 00:44:22.285 --> 00:44:25.037 - ♪ A very merry unbirthday - ♪ For me? 00:44:25.121 --> 00:44:26.163 ♪ For you. 00:44:26.247 --> 00:44:30.500 ♪ Now blow the candle out, my dear, and make your wish come true 00:44:33.880 --> 00:44:39.885 ♪A very merry unbirthday to you ♪ 00:44:41.512 --> 00:44:44.806 Twinkle, twinkle, little bat 00:44:44.891 --> 00:44:47.392 How I wonder what you're at 00:44:47.477 --> 00:44:50.479 Up above the world you fly 00:44:50.563 --> 00:44:53.523 Like a tea tray in the sky 00:44:54.275 --> 00:44:58.862 - That was lovely. - And now, my dear... 00:44:58.946 --> 00:45:01.698 You were saying that you would like to see... 00:45:01.783 --> 00:45:04.284 Pardon me. 00:45:04.369 --> 00:45:07.496 You were seeking some information of some kind? 00:45:07.580 --> 00:45:09.664 Yes. I'm looking for a... 00:45:09.749 --> 00:45:14.669 - Clean cup. Move down. - But I haven't used my cup. 00:45:14.754 --> 00:45:18.632 Clean cup, clean cup, move down Clean cup, clean cup, move down 00:45:18.716 --> 00:45:20.884 Would you like a little more tea? 00:45:20.968 --> 00:45:24.221 I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more. 00:45:24.305 --> 00:45:27.641 You mean you can't very well take less. 00:45:27.725 --> 00:45:31.395 Yes. You can always take more than nothing. 00:45:31.479 --> 00:45:35.023 - But I only meant that... - And now, my dear... 00:45:35.108 --> 00:45:37.818 Something seems to be troubling you. 00:45:39.195 --> 00:45:42.906 - Won't you tell us all about it? - Start at the beginning. 00:45:42.990 --> 00:45:44.366 Yes. 00:45:44.450 --> 00:45:49.204 And when you come to the end, ... stop. See? 00:45:49.288 --> 00:45:53.667 Well, it all started while I was sitting on the river bank with Dinah. 00:45:53.751 --> 00:45:56.086 Very interesting. 00:45:56.170 --> 00:45:58.255 Who's Dinah? 00:45:58.339 --> 00:46:00.465 Dinah's my cat. You see... 00:46:00.550 --> 00:46:03.176 Cat?! 00:46:09.267 --> 00:46:11.351 Get the jam. Put it on his nose. 00:46:11.436 --> 00:46:13.520 On his nose. 00:46:17.233 --> 00:46:21.194 My goodness. Those are the things that upset me. 00:46:21.279 --> 00:46:23.405 See all the trouble you've started? 00:46:23.489 --> 00:46:26.825 - I didn't think that... - If you don't think, don't talk. 00:46:26.909 --> 00:46:31.037 Clean cup. Move down. 00:46:31.122 --> 00:46:34.249 - But I still haven't used... - Move down, move down. 00:46:35.209 --> 00:46:37.752 And now, my dear, as you were saying... ? 00:46:38.463 --> 00:46:44.259 Oh, yes. I was sitting on the river bank with you know who. 00:46:44.343 --> 00:46:46.344 I do? 00:46:46.429 --> 00:46:50.599 I mean my C-A-T. 00:46:50.683 --> 00:46:52.851 Tea? 00:46:52.935 --> 00:46:55.645 Just half a cup, if you don't mind. 00:46:56.647 --> 00:46:59.858 Come, come, my dear. Don't you care for tea? 00:46:59.942 --> 00:47:02.444 Yes, I'm very fond of tea, but... 00:47:02.528 --> 00:47:06.281 You could at least make polite conversation. 00:47:06.365 --> 00:47:08.742 I've been trying to ask you... 00:47:08.826 --> 00:47:10.911 I have an excellent idea. 00:47:10.995 --> 00:47:13.205 Let's change the subject. 00:47:14.916 --> 00:47:18.168 Why is a raven like a writing desk? 00:47:18.252 --> 00:47:22.464 Riddles? Let me see, now. 00:47:22.548 --> 00:47:26.676 Why is a raven like a writing desk? 00:47:26.761 --> 00:47:30.430 - I beg your pardon? - Why is a raven like a writing desk? 00:47:30.515 --> 00:47:32.599 - Why is a what? - Careful. 00:47:32.683 --> 00:47:37.854 - She's stark raven mad. - It's your silly riddle. You said... 00:47:37.939 --> 00:47:41.024 - Don't get excited. - How about a nice cup of tea? 00:47:41.108 --> 00:47:45.070 Have a cup of tea indeed! I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time! 00:47:45.905 --> 00:47:48.406 The time? Who's got the time? 00:47:48.491 --> 00:47:50.617 No, no, no. No time, no time, no time. 00:47:50.701 --> 00:47:53.161 Hello, goodbye. I'm late, I'm late. 00:47:53.246 --> 00:47:57.290 - The white rabbit. - I'm so late, I'm so very, very late. 00:47:57.375 --> 00:48:02.629 Well, no wonder you're late. This clock is exactly two days slow. 00:48:02.713 --> 00:48:05.840 - Two days slow? - Course you're late. 00:48:05.925 --> 00:48:09.511 My goodness. We'll have to look into this. 00:48:10.054 --> 00:48:16.142 Ah-ha. I see what's wrong with it. This watch is full of wheels. 00:48:16.227 --> 00:48:19.771 Oh, my poor watch. Oh, my wheels and springs. 00:48:20.856 --> 00:48:23.108 - But, but, but... - Butter, of course. 00:48:23.192 --> 00:48:25.819 It needs some butter. Butter! 00:48:25.903 --> 00:48:29.489 - Butter! - Butter? 00:48:29.574 --> 00:48:32.701 Thank you. Butter. That's fine. 00:48:32.785 --> 00:48:34.828 No, no, no. You'll get crumbs in it. 00:48:34.912 --> 00:48:38.206 Oh, this is the very best butter. What are you talking about? 00:48:38.291 --> 00:48:42.210 - Tea? - I never thought of tea. Of course. 00:48:42.295 --> 00:48:44.087 - Not tea. - Sugar? 00:48:44.171 --> 00:48:46.423 Sugar, just two spoons. Just two spoons. 00:48:46.507 --> 00:48:49.175 - Thank you. - Please be careful. 00:48:49.260 --> 00:48:52.220 - Jam. - Jam. I forgot all about jam. 00:48:52.305 --> 00:48:54.764 - Shows you what a person'll do. - Mustard. 00:48:54.849 --> 00:48:56.725 Mustard, yes. 00:48:56.809 --> 00:49:01.187 Mustard? Don't let's be silly. 00:49:01.272 --> 00:49:02.939 Lemon, that's different. 00:49:03.024 --> 00:49:05.942 There. That should do it. 00:49:09.030 --> 00:49:11.197 - Look at that. - It's going mad. 00:49:11.282 --> 00:49:14.284 - Oh, dear. - It's going mad. 00:49:14.368 --> 00:49:16.494 Mad watch. Mad watch. Mad watch. 00:49:16.579 --> 00:49:19.289 Look. 00:49:19.373 --> 00:49:22.292 There's only one way to stop a mad watch. 00:49:25.588 --> 00:49:28.089 It's two days slow, that's what it is. 00:49:28.174 --> 00:49:31.134 - My watch. - It was? 00:49:31.218 --> 00:49:35.096 - And it was an unbirthday present, too. - In that case... 00:49:35.181 --> 00:49:37.557 ♪ A very merry unbirthday 00:49:37.642 --> 00:49:41.269 ♪ To you ♪ 00:49:41.354 --> 00:49:45.398 Mr. Rabbit. Oh, Mr. Rabbit. 00:49:45.483 --> 00:49:46.941 Now where did he go to? 00:49:47.026 --> 00:49:49.778 ♪ A very merry unbirthday to us, to us 00:49:49.862 --> 00:49:53.823 ♪ A very merry unbirthday to us, to us ♪ 00:49:53.908 --> 00:49:55.784 Of all the silly nonsense. 00:49:55.868 --> 00:50:00.205 This is the stupidest tea party I've ever been to in all my life. 00:50:05.044 --> 00:50:10.924 I've had enough nonsense. I'm going home, straight home. 00:50:12.134 --> 00:50:15.512 That rabbit. Who cares where he's going anyway? 00:50:17.306 --> 00:50:19.724 If it hadn't been for him, I... 00:50:19.809 --> 00:50:21.893 Tulgey Wood? 00:50:24.605 --> 00:50:28.108 Curious. I don't remember this. 00:50:31.821 --> 00:50:33.905 Let me see. 00:50:41.914 --> 00:50:45.583 No, no, please. No more nonsense. 00:50:50.047 --> 00:50:53.842 Now, if I came this way, 00:50:53.926 --> 00:50:56.511 I should go back this way. 00:50:56.595 --> 00:51:00.181 - - Oh, I beg your pardon. 00:51:18.701 --> 00:51:23.788 Goodness. When I get home, I shall write a book about this place. 00:51:23.873 --> 00:51:27.500 If I... If I ever do get home. 00:51:39.054 --> 00:51:42.015 Oh, erm... excuse me. 00:51:42.808 --> 00:51:45.560 - Could one of you tell me... ? - 00:51:51.442 --> 00:51:54.194 Never mind. 00:51:59.116 --> 00:52:02.869 Oh, dear. It's getting dreadfully dark. 00:52:02.953 --> 00:52:05.663 And nothing looks familiar. 00:52:15.508 --> 00:52:18.635 I shall certainly be glad to get out of... 00:52:43.702 --> 00:52:47.872 It would be so nice if something would make sense for a change. 00:52:54.755 --> 00:52:56.840 Oh! 00:52:59.426 --> 00:53:03.680 "Don't step on the mome raths. " 00:53:03.764 --> 00:53:05.849 The mome raths? 00:53:15.568 --> 00:53:18.862 A path! Oh, thank goodness. 00:53:20.281 --> 00:53:23.700 I just knew I'd find one sooner or later. 00:53:23.784 --> 00:53:28.621 If I hurry, perhaps I might even be home in time for tea. 00:53:28.706 --> 00:53:31.624 Won't Dinah be happy to see me! 00:53:33.544 --> 00:53:35.795 I just can't wait till I... 00:53:51.228 --> 00:53:53.396 Oh, dear. 00:53:53.480 --> 00:53:56.232 Now I shall never get out. 00:53:58.986 --> 00:54:01.696 Well, when one's lost, 00:54:01.780 --> 00:54:05.783 I... I suppose it's good advice 00:54:05.868 --> 00:54:09.495 to stay where you are until someone finds you. 00:54:10.664 --> 00:54:13.708 But who'd ever think to look for me here? 00:54:16.795 --> 00:54:18.588 Good advice. 00:54:19.840 --> 00:54:23.301 If... if I'd listened earlier, I wouldn't be here. 00:54:23.385 --> 00:54:27.138 But... But that's just the trouble with me. 00:54:27.222 --> 00:54:31.726 I give myself very good advice. 00:54:31.810 --> 00:54:35.688 ♪ But I very seldom follow it 00:54:37.733 --> 00:54:40.985 ♪ That explains the trouble 00:54:41.070 --> 00:54:44.113 ♪ That I'm always in 00:54:46.617 --> 00:54:51.621 ♪ "Be patient" is very good advice 00:54:51.705 --> 00:54:55.416 ♪ But the waiting makes me curious 00:54:56.585 --> 00:54:59.587 ♪ And I'd love the change 00:54:59.672 --> 00:55:04.884 ♪ Should something strange begin 00:55:07.096 --> 00:55:12.183 ♪ Well, I went along my merry way 00:55:12.351 --> 00:55:16.896 ♪ And I never stopped to reason 00:55:18.649 --> 00:55:21.192 ♪ I should have known 00:55:21.276 --> 00:55:25.822 ♪ There'd be a price to pay someday 00:55:25.906 --> 00:55:29.325 ♪ Someday 00:55:29.410 --> 00:55:35.123 ♪ I give myself very good advice 00:55:36.083 --> 00:55:39.460 ♪ But I very seldom follow it 00:55:42.256 --> 00:55:44.882 ♪ Will I ever learn 00:55:44.967 --> 00:55:50.596 ♪ To do the things I should? 00:55:52.057 --> 00:55:55.476 ♪ Will I ever learn 00:55:58.605 --> 00:56:06.612 ♪ Learn to do the things I should? ♪ 00:56:13.495 --> 00:56:17.915 ♪ And the mome raths outgrabe 00:56:18.000 --> 00:56:20.084 Oh, Cheshire Cat, it's you. 00:56:20.169 --> 00:56:24.172 Whom did you expect? The white rabbit, perchance? 00:56:24.256 --> 00:56:28.259 No, no, no. I'm through with rabbits. 00:56:28.343 --> 00:56:32.889 I wanna go home. But I can't find my way. 00:56:32.973 --> 00:56:36.642 Naturally. That's because you have no way. 00:56:36.727 --> 00:56:41.397 All ways here, you see, are the queen's ways. 00:56:42.524 --> 00:56:48.154 - But I've never met any queen. - You haven't? You haven't? 00:56:48.238 --> 00:56:50.323 Oh, but you must. 00:56:50.407 --> 00:56:54.285 She'll be mad about you, simply mad. 00:56:54.369 --> 00:56:56.454 ♪ And the mome raths outgrabe 00:56:56.538 --> 00:57:00.041 Please, please. How can I find her? 00:57:00.125 --> 00:57:02.835 Well, some go this way. 00:57:02.920 --> 00:57:05.129 Some go that way. 00:57:05.214 --> 00:57:07.924 But as for me, myself, personally, ... 00:57:08.008 --> 00:57:10.927 I prefer the short cut. 00:57:12.429 --> 00:57:13.846 Oh. 00:57:28.654 --> 00:57:32.323 ♪ Painting the roses red We're painting the roses red 00:57:32.407 --> 00:57:36.244 ♪ We dare not stop or waste a drop So let the paint be spread 00:57:36.328 --> 00:57:41.499 ♪ We're painting the roses red We're painting the roses red 00:57:44.461 --> 00:57:48.256 ♪ Painting the roses red And many a tear we shed 00:57:48.340 --> 00:57:51.259 ♪ Because we know they'll cease to grow 00:57:51.343 --> 00:57:54.011 ♪ In fact, they'll soon be dead 00:57:55.556 --> 00:57:59.392 ♪ And yet we go ahead painting the roses red 00:58:02.479 --> 00:58:06.149 ♪ Painting the roses red We're painting the roses red 00:58:06.233 --> 00:58:10.069 ♪ Pardon me but, Mr. Three, why must you paint them red? 00:58:10.154 --> 00:58:13.364 Huh? Oh! 00:58:13.448 --> 00:58:15.575 Well, the fact is, miss, 00:58:15.659 --> 00:58:20.037 we planted the white roses by mistake, and... 00:58:20.122 --> 00:58:23.749 ♪ The queen, she likes them red If she saw white instead 00:58:23.834 --> 00:58:25.918 - ♪ She'd raise a fuss - ♪ And each of us 00:58:26.003 --> 00:58:27.795 ♪ Would quickly lose his head 00:58:27.880 --> 00:58:28.796 Goodness. 00:58:28.881 --> 00:58:35.094 ♪ Since this is the thought we dread We're painting the roses red 00:58:35.179 --> 00:58:38.681 Oh, dear. Then let me help you. 00:58:38.765 --> 00:58:42.476 ♪ Painting the roses red We're painting the roses red 00:58:42.561 --> 00:58:46.314 ♪ Don't tell the queen what you have seen or say that's what we said 00:58:46.398 --> 00:58:49.942 - ♪ We're painting the roses red - ♪ Yes, painting the roses red 00:58:50.027 --> 00:58:51.485 - ♪ Not pink - ♪ Not green 00:58:51.570 --> 00:58:55.448 - ♪ Not aquamarine - ♪ We're painting the roses red ♪ 00:59:02.206 --> 00:59:07.585 - The queen! - The queen! 01:00:05.519 --> 01:00:07.603 Cards, halt! 01:00:08.563 --> 01:00:09.563 Count off! 01:00:10.399 --> 01:00:14.026 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack. 01:00:16.905 --> 01:00:18.990 The rabbit. 01:00:22.160 --> 01:00:26.205 Her Imperial Highness, Her Grace, 01:00:26.290 --> 01:00:31.419 Her Excellency, Her Royal Majesty, the Queen of Hearts. 01:00:34.464 --> 01:00:37.091 - And the king. - Hooray! 01:00:47.936 --> 01:00:49.478 Hmm! 01:00:49.563 --> 01:00:52.356 Who's been painting my roses red? 01:00:53.317 --> 01:00:56.485 Who's been painting my roses red?! 01:00:57.154 --> 01:01:02.325 Who dares to paint with vulgar paint the royal flower bed? 01:01:02.409 --> 01:01:05.202 For painting my roses red 01:01:05.287 --> 01:01:07.913 Someone will lose his head 01:01:07.998 --> 01:01:10.750 No, Your Majesty, please. It's all his fault. 01:01:10.834 --> 01:01:13.377 Not me, Your Grace. The ace. 01:01:13.462 --> 01:01:14.795 - You? - No. Two. 01:01:14.880 --> 01:01:17.298 - The deuce, you say? - Not me. The trey. 01:01:17.382 --> 01:01:21.177 That's enough! Off with their heads! 01:01:24.264 --> 01:01:27.725 ♪ They're going to lose their heads for painting the roses red 01:01:27.809 --> 01:01:31.354 ♪ Serves them right, they planted white and roses should be red 01:01:31.438 --> 01:01:33.522 ♪ They're going to lose their heads 01:01:33.607 --> 01:01:36.359 Silence! 01:01:37.110 --> 01:01:40.529 - Please, they were only trying... - And who is this? 01:01:40.614 --> 01:01:43.657 Well. Well now, let me see, my dear. 01:01:43.742 --> 01:01:47.036 It certainly isn't a heart. Do you suppose it's a club? 01:01:47.120 --> 01:01:49.914 Why, it's a little girl. 01:01:49.998 --> 01:01:53.709 - Yes. And I was hoping... - Look up. Speak nicely. 01:01:53.794 --> 01:01:56.462 And don't twiddle your fingers. 01:01:56.546 --> 01:01:59.382 Turn out your toes. Curtsy. 01:01:59.466 --> 01:02:01.592 Open your mouth a little wider. 01:02:01.676 --> 01:02:07.223 And always say, "Yes, Your Majesty. " 01:02:08.767 --> 01:02:11.644 - Yes, Your Majesty. - 01:02:13.063 --> 01:02:18.025 Now, where d'you come from and where are you going? 01:02:18.110 --> 01:02:21.237 - I'm trying to find my way home. - Your way?! 01:02:21.321 --> 01:02:24.657 All ways here are my ways! 01:02:24.741 --> 01:02:27.535 Yes, I know. But I was just thinking... 01:02:27.619 --> 01:02:31.288 Curtsy while you're thinking. It saves time. 01:02:31.373 --> 01:02:33.749 Yes, Your Majesty. But I was only going to ask... 01:02:33.834 --> 01:02:35.000 I'll ask the questions! 01:02:36.420 --> 01:02:40.506 - Do you play croquet? - Yes, Your Majesty. 01:02:40.590 --> 01:02:43.592 Then let the game begin! 01:02:46.304 --> 01:02:48.973 To your places! By order of the king! Hurry! 01:02:50.058 --> 01:02:52.143 Shuffle deck! 01:02:53.145 --> 01:02:55.020 Cards, cut! 01:02:55.105 --> 01:02:57.648 Deal cards! 01:02:57.732 --> 01:03:00.651 Cards, halt! 01:03:32.225 --> 01:03:34.602 Silence! 01:04:37.332 --> 01:04:39.583 Off with his head! 01:04:39.668 --> 01:04:43.295 Off with his head. By order of the king. You heard what she said. 01:04:43.380 --> 01:04:45.422 - You're next. - But... 01:04:46.132 --> 01:04:49.843 - My dear. - Yes, Your Majesty. 01:05:11.616 --> 01:05:13.701 Oh! 01:05:16.663 --> 01:05:18.122 Stop! 01:05:18.206 --> 01:05:20.124 Of all the impossible... 01:05:20.208 --> 01:05:23.627 - Do you want us both to lose our heads? - Uh-huh. 01:05:23.712 --> 01:05:25.796 Well, I don't. 01:05:36.349 --> 01:05:38.434 Huh? 01:05:59.164 --> 01:06:01.790 I say, how are you getting on? 01:06:01.875 --> 01:06:04.168 - Not at all. - Beg pardon? 01:06:04.252 --> 01:06:08.589 - I said not at all. - Who are you talking to? 01:06:08.673 --> 01:06:12.009 - A cat, Your Majesty. - Cat? Where? 01:06:12.093 --> 01:06:14.511 There. 01:06:15.180 --> 01:06:18.223 - There he is again. - I warn you, child. 01:06:18.308 --> 01:06:21.310 If I lose my temper, you lose your head. 01:06:21.394 --> 01:06:23.812 Understand? 01:06:24.522 --> 01:06:28.108 You know, we could make her really angry. 01:06:28.193 --> 01:06:30.402 - Shall we try? - No. 01:06:30.487 --> 01:06:34.657 - But it's loads of fun. - No. Stop. 01:06:36.034 --> 01:06:37.493 Oh, no! 01:06:38.203 --> 01:06:40.287 Oh, my fur and whiskers. 01:06:40.372 --> 01:06:42.706 Oh, dear. Save the queen. 01:06:42.791 --> 01:06:46.502 Someone's head will roll for this. 01:06:47.420 --> 01:06:49.880 Yours! 01:06:49.964 --> 01:06:51.632 Off with her... 01:06:52.467 --> 01:06:56.970 But, consider, my dear. Couldn't she have a trial... first? 01:06:57.055 --> 01:07:01.225 - Trial? - Well, just a little trial? 01:07:04.729 --> 01:07:09.358 Very well, then. Let the trial begin. 01:07:17.951 --> 01:07:21.245 Your Majesty, ... members of the jury, ... 01:07:22.288 --> 01:07:24.164 loyal subjects, ... 01:07:24.249 --> 01:07:28.043 - - ... and the king. 01:07:28.128 --> 01:07:32.297 The prisoner is charged with enticing Her Majesty the Queen of Hearts 01:07:32.382 --> 01:07:36.552 into a game of croquet and willfully and with malice aforethought 01:07:36.636 --> 01:07:39.471 teasing, tormenting and otherwise annoying... 01:07:39.556 --> 01:07:44.059 Never mind all that! Get to the part where I lose my temper. 01:07:44.144 --> 01:07:47.563 ... causing the queen to lose her temper. 01:07:47.647 --> 01:07:52.735 Now... are you ready for your sentence? 01:07:52.819 --> 01:07:55.863 Sentence? But there must be a verdict first. 01:07:55.947 --> 01:07:59.032 Sentence first! Verdict afterwards. 01:07:59.117 --> 01:08:02.286 - But that just isn't the way... - All ways are... 01:08:02.370 --> 01:08:05.122 Your ways, Your Majesty. 01:08:05.206 --> 01:08:07.624 Yes, my child. 01:08:07.709 --> 01:08:10.419 - Off with her... - Consider, my dear. 01:08:10.503 --> 01:08:14.882 We've called no witnesses. Couldn't we hear maybe one or two, huh? 01:08:14.966 --> 01:08:17.050 - Maybe? - Oh, very well. 01:08:17.135 --> 01:08:19.219 But get on with it! 01:08:19.304 --> 01:08:22.055 First witness. Herald, call the first witness. 01:08:22.140 --> 01:08:24.433 The March Hare. 01:08:28.313 --> 01:08:31.356 What do you know about this unfortunate affair? 01:08:31.441 --> 01:08:33.650 - Nothing. - Nothing whatever?! 01:08:33.735 --> 01:08:37.988 - Nothing whatever! - That's very important! 01:08:38.072 --> 01:08:40.157 Jury, write that down. 01:08:43.620 --> 01:08:46.455 Unimportant, Your Majesty means, of course. 01:08:46.539 --> 01:08:49.666 Silence! Next witness. 01:08:49.751 --> 01:08:51.668 The Dormouse. 01:08:56.925 --> 01:08:58.675 - Well? - Shh. 01:08:58.760 --> 01:09:01.220 What have you to say about this? 01:09:01.304 --> 01:09:05.766 Twinkle, twinkle, little bat How I wonder... 01:09:05.850 --> 01:09:09.895 That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet. 01:09:09.979 --> 01:09:12.356 Write that down! 01:09:12.440 --> 01:09:14.525 Twinkle, twinkle... 01:09:15.360 --> 01:09:18.403 Twinkle, twinkle. What next? 01:09:18.488 --> 01:09:20.572 The Mad Hatter. 01:09:25.537 --> 01:09:28.247 - Off with your hat! - Oh, my. 01:09:28.832 --> 01:09:32.125 Where were you when this horrible crime was committed? 01:09:32.210 --> 01:09:34.795 I was home drinking tea. 01:09:34.879 --> 01:09:37.130 Today, you know, is my unbirthday. 01:09:37.215 --> 01:09:40.592 Why, my dear, today is your unbirthday, too. 01:09:40.677 --> 01:09:42.803 - It is? - It is? 01:09:42.887 --> 01:09:44.471 It is? 01:09:44.556 --> 01:09:47.641 - ♪ A very merry unbirthday - ♪ To me? 01:09:47.725 --> 01:09:49.226 Oh, no. 01:09:49.310 --> 01:09:51.854 - ♪ A very merry unbirthday - ♪ For me? 01:09:51.938 --> 01:09:52.980 ♪ For you 01:09:53.064 --> 01:09:57.234 ♪ Now blow the candle out, my dear, and make your wish come true 01:09:59.863 --> 01:10:03.282 ♪ A very merry unbirthday 01:10:03.366 --> 01:10:05.450 ♪ To you ♪ 01:10:06.828 --> 01:10:11.498 - Oh, Your Majesty. - Yes, my dear? 01:10:11.583 --> 01:10:15.252 - Look. There he is now. - What? Who? 01:10:15.336 --> 01:10:17.838 - The Cheshire Cat. - Cat? 01:10:18.006 --> 01:10:20.382 Cat! Cat! C-c-c-c! Cat! 01:10:20.466 --> 01:10:23.385 - There he goes. - This is terrible. Help. 01:10:23.469 --> 01:10:27.222 - Stop him. - Catch him, somebody. Help me. 01:10:27.307 --> 01:10:31.101 - Get me the jam. - The jam. By order of the king. 01:10:31.185 --> 01:10:34.479 - The jam. - Let me have it. 01:10:38.067 --> 01:10:43.488 Somebody's head is going to roll for this! 01:10:43.573 --> 01:10:45.490 Ah-ha! 01:10:45.575 --> 01:10:47.701 The mushroom. 01:10:47.785 --> 01:10:50.579 Off with her... 01:10:55.126 --> 01:10:58.629 Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you. 01:10:58.713 --> 01:11:01.632 Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards. 01:11:01.716 --> 01:11:08.055 Rule 42: all persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately. 01:11:08.139 --> 01:11:11.224 I'm not a mile high, and I'm not leaving. 01:11:11.309 --> 01:11:14.686 Sorry. Rule 42, you know. 01:11:14.771 --> 01:11:19.024 And as for you, ... Your Majesty. 01:11:19.108 --> 01:11:23.195 Your Majesty indeed. You're not a queen. 01:11:23.279 --> 01:11:29.368 You're just a fat, pompous, bad-tempered old ty... tyrant. 01:11:31.871 --> 01:11:36.625 And er... what were you saying, my dear? 01:11:36.709 --> 01:11:41.129 Well, she simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad-tempered old tyrant. 01:11:41.214 --> 01:11:43.674 Off with her head! 01:11:49.597 --> 01:11:53.350 You heard what Her Majesty said. Off with her head. 01:12:17.208 --> 01:12:20.127 ♪ Forward, backward, inward, outward Here we go again 01:12:20.211 --> 01:12:22.671 ♪ No one ever loses and no one can ever win 01:12:22.755 --> 01:12:26.174 ♪ Backward, forward, outward, inward Bottom to the top ♪ 01:12:26.259 --> 01:12:28.885 Off with her head! Off with her head! 01:12:29.846 --> 01:12:33.223 You can't leave a tea party without having a cup of tea. 01:12:33.307 --> 01:12:35.475 But I can't stop now. 01:12:35.560 --> 01:12:39.271 But we insist. You must join us in a cup of tea. 01:12:42.734 --> 01:12:45.277 Off with her head! 01:12:46.029 --> 01:12:48.488 Mr. Caterpillar. What will I do? 01:12:48.573 --> 01:12:50.657 Who are you? 01:12:52.910 --> 01:12:56.580 There she goes. Don't let her get away. 01:12:56.664 --> 01:12:58.749 Off with her head! 01:13:03.671 --> 01:13:05.130 Oh... 01:13:05.214 --> 01:13:09.885 - Still locked, you know. - But the queen. I simply must get out. 01:13:09.969 --> 01:13:12.512 - But you are outside. - What? 01:13:12.597 --> 01:13:15.015 See for yourself. 01:13:15.099 --> 01:13:18.477 Why, that's me. I'm asleep. 01:13:18.561 --> 01:13:21.855 Don't let her get away! Off with her head! 01:13:21.939 --> 01:13:24.566 Alice, wake up! Please wake up, Alice. 01:13:27.028 --> 01:13:29.112 Please wake up, Alice. 01:13:29.197 --> 01:13:32.616 Alice, Alice, Alice... 01:13:32.700 --> 01:13:37.204 Alice, will you kindly pay attention and recite your lesson? 01:13:37.288 --> 01:13:38.872 Hm? 01:13:38.956 --> 01:13:42.542 Oh! How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail 01:13:42.627 --> 01:13:47.422 - And pour the waters of... - Alice, what are you talking about? 01:13:48.299 --> 01:13:52.052 - I'm sorry, but the caterpillar said... - Caterpillar? 01:13:52.136 --> 01:13:54.679 Oh, for goodness' sake. 01:13:54.764 --> 01:13:59.643 Alice, I... Oh, well. Come along. 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