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That wasn't a store robbery.

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That was an assassination.

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That wasn't a clerk.
That was a wise guy.

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How do I know?

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I spent a little time with the
FBI's organized crime unit.

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I guess you could say that
I'm intimately knowledgeable

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with the seedy and rancorous
workings of the mob

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in the Midwest section
of this country.

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I know a gangland slaying
when I see one,

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and that's exactly
what this baby is.

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I'd look into it
myself personally,

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but I got a date tonight.

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Think I'll take the private
jet out and fly to Spain,

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pick up the little lady,

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do the subsonic tummy bump
at 30,000 feet

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then glide back into
the U.S. of A. By dawn.

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I know what you're gonna Say,
"Jim... Jim Dodge, settle down."

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"Relax. You owe it to yourself."

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I'll tell you
what I tell everybody.

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Any little Fraulein that
expects anything more from me

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than a little bit of pleasure
and a little bit of danger

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and a great set of pectorals,

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She's looking for
a fall right on her ass.

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Hubie, Hubie, Hubie, Hubie!

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Come here! Let me
tell you something.

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If you Know what's good for you,
don't you ever come back!

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Wait a minute, You're not gonna
find someone who has the relationship

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With those animals that I do.

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Listen to the dogs, Hubie.
They love me!

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It all started when I was 15.

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That's when I invented
the artificial cow heart.

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Oh, that was a big thing.

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A little before your time,
but, uh, it made the newspaper.

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ABC, NBC, CBS,
they picked up on it,

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But it's more or less
a hobby for me, boys.

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Scoot over!

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Actually,

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today I decided that I've
gone just about as far I can go

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in the animal
health-care business.

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But to answer your question, the
reason that I'm not at work this afternoon

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is because I was made
an offer I cannot refuse.

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I sold.

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Whatcha gonna do
with the cash, Jim?

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I don't know, maybe
I'll invest it overseas.

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I've got some projects
in Eastern Europe right now.

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I don't know. I've got
everything a man needs.

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Jim, you just bought
the animal hospital.

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How come you sold it so fast?

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Tax problem.

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And here's my
accountant right now.

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Earl, take a bow. Ha-ha-ha!

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Twenty minutes
for lunch, Earl, OK?

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Go buy another suit.

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He works for me.

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He's scouting some real estate for me,
right now.

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Yeah, but the market's
real tight.

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I like the new
uniform, Lorraine.

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You know, with the right
shoes and handbag,

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that might be suitable
for a cocktail party.

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So... Question.

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When in the world are you
going to start serving sashimi?

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Maybe when I find out
what it is.

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You've never heard of sashimi?

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You've got to be kidding.

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It's this special
Japanese fish you eat raw.

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A little butter sauce,

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And you're ready
to go to heaven.

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I'd hire you in a minute

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if I hadn't already
fired you so many times.

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Did you ever think
of leaving town?

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Thousands of people
over in St. Louis

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got no idea how
full of shit you are.

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You've been alive for
21 years, my friend.

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Plenty of time for most people

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to find a place for themselves.

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Well, I'm not like
everybody else.

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Yeah, that's for sure.

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How about if I...

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I work for you for free?

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No.

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I'm afraid not, Jimmy.

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Think about St. Louis.

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Hey, Josie. Hi.

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- Fill her up?
- Fill her up.

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How you doin’?

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You got fired again, didn't you?

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Dad. Didn't ya?

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Who told you that?

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Hubie Marshall
called me at work.

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He called you at work?

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That's it. I'm gonna...
What'd he say?

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He said he fired ya!

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He said that?
And you believed him?

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Damn straight I do!

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With all due respect, Dad,
you're Mr. Gullible sometimes.

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The truth of the matter is,
Dad, I resigned.

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I'll tell you something else. Shut up,
Jimmy!

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When I took the job,

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I had no idea it was gonna
be a hire/fire situation.

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Luther Betenhauser's boy
is doing better.

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What's wrong with him’?
Fell off his grandfather's silo.

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- He's got brain damage.
- He does not.

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He does too.

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Hoover Fey says his tongue's
gonna hang out the side of his mouth

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for the rest of his life.

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And when he dies
and they bury him,

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At the funeral they're
gonna put a mask on him.

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Do I have to listen
to this while I'm eating?

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Let's talk about something else.

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Josie McClellan
moved to New York.

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She did not. I saw her today.

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Well, I don't know
how you could.

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I heard at the bank that she got
tired of taking care of her father,

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And she told him
to jump in a lake,

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And then she left for
New York to get her MBA

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in high-fashion design at
the university of New York city.

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I just saw her down at the
gas station in living color.

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We had a cup of Java together.

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I'm gonna take Lou Selby's
word over yours any day.

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Lou Selby's a drunk.

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You know, for a guy who's
just lost his umpteenth job,

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You sure are handy
with the tongue sword.

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You got canned again?

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Well, he didn't get canned.

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He got fired.

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That's gotta be
some kind of a record.

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Not only are you
an obnoxious slug,

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but you're a freeloading
obnoxious slug.

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You should talk.

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What are you in your mid-forties,
still living at home?

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I'm 24, and I pay rent.

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So do I.

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You did pay rent.

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Dad, you mean you're
cutting my rent?

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Hell, no!

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You're not paying rent ‘cause
you don't have a job or any money.

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You're out of school and you
live in this house, you pay rent!

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♪ I wanna stay home ♪

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♪ I wanna stay home right here ♪

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♪ I wanna stay home today ♪

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Jim! Yo, Jim!

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Jim, wake up!

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Hey, get up!

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Get up!

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♪ It's only 6:00 ♪

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♪ When my day begins ♪

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You know, getting this job,

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restoring your faith and pride in
me is a number one priority now, Dad.

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Priority ought to be making
something of yourself.

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That's right up there.

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When I was your age, I couldn't
wait to get out of my folks house.

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I love living at home.

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I don't think this is such a
great place for me to work, Dad.

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OK,

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say I don't get this job,
hypothetically.

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Are you gonna be upset?

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You don't get this job,
you're on a bus to St. Louis.

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St. Louis?

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Uncle Jeff's offered you
work in his garden shop.

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I don't know anything
about gardening.

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You will learn!

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I'm getting a distinct feeling
that you want me out of your life.

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I don't want you out of my life.
I want you out of my house.

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Wow. Out!

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OK, OK, OK.

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Are you sure I can't offer
you a coffee and a bear claw?

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No, thank.

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They're good, they're fresh.

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No, I'm fine.

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You don't want one,
and I don't need one.

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Right! I love the darn things,
though.

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I got a sweet tooth,

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I could eat those things
by the dozen.

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By the looks of it, I have.

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Right.

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I tell ya, I'm so excited
that you're considering

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joining the Target team.
We all are.

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I appreciate that.

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Good, then let's cut
right to the chase, shall we?

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We're prepared to
offer you $42,500 a year

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with a full benefit package.

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That's dental, medical,
Profit sharing, pension,

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expense account, car allowance,

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vacation, of course,

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and any and all
relocating expenses.

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This ts our first,
best, and last offer.

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What do you think?

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Well... Um, C.D.,
with all due respect,

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I came in here with the
number 45 in my mind, and...

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Hmm.

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You've got me.

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Forty-five it is.

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Welcome aboard. Thank you.

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I'd like to buy you lunch.

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No, no, no.

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Your money's no good
here. Lunch is mine.

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I'm not going to argue.

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Better not. I'm bigger than you.

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Hang on a second.
I told her to hold my calls.

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Yeah, Peg. Uh-huh.

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No, it's OK.

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He's right here with me now.

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Hi, Peg.

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We just closed the deal. Uh-huh.

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It was a slam-dunk, too.
I got him for forty-five.

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No, he's right here.

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What do you mean
he missed the plane?

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Then who the hell
am I talking to?

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Oh, Lord!

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I'll, uh... I'll get back to you.

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I know a great,
little Italian place

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that has the best pasta
primatonis in the wor...

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Excuse me, a minute,
will you, please?

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Lovely wife you have there.

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Dodge, James?

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Mm-hmm.

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James, I'm afraid we have
a little misunderstanding.

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You see, I thought
you came in for the, uh...

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Operations manager's job.

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I have you down here
as night cleanup boy.

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Well, I'm a little overpaid

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for night cleanup boy,
wouldn't you say, C.D.?

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The truth is, James,
I can offer you $4.44 per hour.

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Uh, four, four... $4.44...

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Four dollars
and forty-four cents.

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What about the benefits?

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Two fifteen-minute breaks
and a half hour for lunch.

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And the title is, uh,
night cleanup boy?

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Yes.

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I'll take it.

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Oh, and, uh, lose the curl.

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Welcome to the
Target team. Thank you.

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So the parrot says,
"Of course I can talk"

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Can you fly?

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I don't want any damn Japanese
automobile plant in this town.

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It... It means jobs.

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I don't need a job.

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Your governor's tryin’ to use
my town as a political chip.

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I resent that.

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There could be some specific
benefits for you personally.

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Josie!

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Yeah?

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Come here.

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Meet these gentlemen
from the governor's office.

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Come on in here, honey.

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Honey, I want you
to meet Bill, uh...

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Uh, bob. Bob Bosenbeck.

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Bob.

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Dave.

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My pleasure, Dave.

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Right. Dave Hockner.

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I don't want to
interrupt your meeting.

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Very nice to meet both of you.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Josie?

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Josie!

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You pull another stunt
like you did today,

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I'll beat the livin’
daylights outta you!

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All right, out!

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Out of here, man.
Get out of here!

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Get out of the car!

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Right on time!

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Everything's going as planned.

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You ordered a limousine?

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Of course.

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My first day at work.

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How's it gonna look
if my dad drives me?

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A little treat
for getting the job.

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It was only fifty bucks.

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Right on time, Henry.

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Yes, sir.

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Henry, the sign... Very wrong.

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Ciao!

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Hey, Jim, where you going?

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Hello, boys.

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Going to Paris on an F-14.

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Got a peace meeting with
the Vice President of Bulgaria.

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Business, you know?
Then I'm going to Venice,

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For a spaghetti dinner
with the princess of Austria.

00:17:55.883 --> 00:17:58.803
A beautiful lady.
Really big bones.

00:17:58.845 --> 00:18:01.513
Remember to brush
your teeth, Melvin!

00:18:01.514 --> 00:18:04.767
You, too, Sidney! Adios!

00:18:06.769 --> 00:18:08.313
Jim is so cool!

00:18:11.898 --> 00:18:14.526
♪ Now listen to the beat
Beat of the song-song ♪

00:18:14.568 --> 00:18:16.776
♪ A’buzzin' in my head-head
Like a bum-dum ♪

00:18:16.777 --> 00:18:18.987
♪ Listen to the beat
Beat of the song ♪

00:18:18.988 --> 00:18:21.780
♪ A’buzzin' in my head now
Head like a bum-dum ♪

00:18:21.781 --> 00:18:22.906
♪ Twits and Jerks
They do the boogie ♪

00:18:22.907 --> 00:18:24.451
♪ Like one big flop ♪

00:18:24.492 --> 00:18:26.243
♪ They don't know
About soul wine habit club ♪

00:18:26.244 --> 00:18:28.538
♪ I sing my song
And I'm a rocker ♪

00:18:28.580 --> 00:18:30.957
♪ I'm burning up
With the puta's fever ♪

00:18:30.999 --> 00:18:32.751
♪ Beat beat beat
Of the song song ♪

00:18:32.792 --> 00:18:34.020
♪ Buzzin’ in my Head head head ♪

00:18:34.044 --> 00:18:35.295
♪ Like a bum-dum ♪

00:18:35.337 --> 00:18:37.172
♪ Listen to the beat
Beat of the song song ♪

00:18:37.213 --> 00:18:40.300
♪ Buzzin’ in my head head
Like a bum-dum ♪

00:18:40.342 --> 00:18:42.218
♪ Twits and Jerks
They do the boogie like ♪

00:18:42.260 --> 00:18:44.429
♪ Twits and Jerks
They do the boogie like ♪

00:18:44.471 --> 00:18:47.432
♪ Twits and Jerks
They do the boogie like ♪

00:18:47.474 --> 00:18:48.640
♪ King! ♪

00:18:48.641 --> 00:18:49.683
♪ Kong! ♪

00:18:49.684 --> 00:18:51.436
♪ Five! ♪

00:18:51.478 --> 00:18:52.896
♪ Beat beat of the song song ♪

00:18:52.937 --> 00:18:54.521
♪ Buzzin’ in my Head head head ♪

00:18:54.563 --> 00:18:56.146
♪ Like a bum-dum
Listen to the beat ♪

00:18:56.147 --> 00:18:58.316
♪ Beat of the song song
Buzzin' in my head ♪

00:18:58.358 --> 00:18:59.816
♪ My head like a bum-dum ♪

00:18:59.817 --> 00:19:02.028
♪ Stayin’ alive
We're the King Kong Five ♪

00:19:02.070 --> 00:19:04.446
♪ Doin’ the King Kong Jive
On the Gabony boogie ♪

00:19:04.447 --> 00:19:06.366
♪ Now what's the matter
With me? ♪

00:19:06.407 --> 00:19:08.783
♪ I'm playing like shakin’
Under the coconut tree ♪

00:19:08.784 --> 00:19:10.452
♪ Beat beat of the song song ♪

00:19:10.494 --> 00:19:12.496
♪ Buzzin’ in my head
My head like a bum-dum ♪

00:19:12.537 --> 00:19:14.831
♪ Listen to the beat beat beat
Of the song song ♪

00:19:14.873 --> 00:19:17.501
♪ Buzzin’ in my head
My head like a bum-dum ♪

00:19:17.542 --> 00:19:18.377
♪ Twits and jerks
They do the boogie ♪

00:19:18.378 --> 00:19:20.087
♪ Like one big flop ♪

00:19:20.128 --> 00:19:21.928
♪ They don't know
About soul wine habit club ♪

00:19:21.963 --> 00:19:24.173
♪ I sing my song
And I'm a rocker ♪

00:19:24.174 --> 00:19:26.426
♪ I'm burning up
With the puta's fever ♪

00:19:26.468 --> 00:19:28.112
♪ Listen to the beat
Beat of the song song ♪

00:19:28.136 --> 00:19:30.430
♪ Buzzin’ in my head
My head like a bum-dum ♪

00:19:30.472 --> 00:19:33.182
♪ Now were stayin’ alive
We're the King Kong five ♪

00:19:33.183 --> 00:19:35.685
♪ Doin’ the King Kong jive
On the Gabony boogie ♪

00:19:35.727 --> 00:19:36.811
Bobby.

00:19:38.938 --> 00:19:40.981
Got a loose tile here.
In the morning

00:19:41.023 --> 00:19:42.857
take care of this.

00:19:42.858 --> 00:19:45.652
I don't need a lawsuit, OK?

00:19:45.653 --> 00:19:47.862
I've got enough to worry about.

00:19:49.530 --> 00:19:50.737
Who's he?

00:19:50.738 --> 00:19:52.114
Attention shoppers.

00:19:52.155 --> 00:19:54.115
The store will be closing
in five minutes.

00:19:54.156 --> 00:19:56.533
Bring all your purchases
to the front. Thank you.

00:19:57.992 --> 00:20:00.995
♪ Listen to the beat
Beat of the song ♪

00:20:01.037 --> 00:20:03.581
♪ Buzzin’ in my head
My head like a bum-dum ♪

00:20:03.623 --> 00:20:04.582
♪ Twits and jerks
They do the boogie ♪

00:20:04.624 --> 00:20:06.084
♪ Like one big flop ♪

00:20:06.126 --> 00:20:08.378
♪ They don't know
About soul wine habit club ♪

00:20:08.420 --> 00:20:10.588
♪ I sing my song
And I'm a rocker ♪

00:20:10.630 --> 00:20:13.258
♪ I'm burning up
With the puta's fever ♪

00:20:16.302 --> 00:20:18.471
♪ Now listen to the beat ♪

00:20:36.614 --> 00:20:37.698
Are you a slacker?

00:20:39.032 --> 00:20:41.827
Uh, no, Presbyterian.

00:20:41.869 --> 00:20:44.078
What did you say?
What did you say?

00:20:44.120 --> 00:20:46.289
I'm askin’ you
a simple question.

00:20:46.330 --> 00:20:47.457
Are you lazy?

00:20:47.498 --> 00:20:48.458
No, sir.

00:20:48.499 --> 00:20:50.041
The last guy that
wore that uniform

00:20:50.042 --> 00:20:52.587
Was a lazy slacker,
and I fired his butt.

00:20:54.130 --> 00:20:55.673
Uh...

00:20:55.715 --> 00:20:58.299
About the uniform,
will I be getting my own?

00:20:58.300 --> 00:21:01.052
You work out, which I doubt,

00:21:01.094 --> 00:21:02.637
You can have a new name patch.

00:21:07.600 --> 00:21:10.352
Eh, uh... would I be able
to have it laundered?

00:21:10.394 --> 00:21:11.978
It smells like Darnell.

00:21:12.020 --> 00:21:14.522
I don't think you know
who you're messin’ with.

00:21:14.564 --> 00:21:17.442
After you clean the
ladies' and men's crappers,

00:21:17.484 --> 00:21:19.444
You'd better be able
to eat off those bowls.

00:21:19.486 --> 00:21:20.570
Oh, sure.

00:21:20.612 --> 00:21:23.448
You clean my coffeemaker,
then wax my desk.

00:21:23.490 --> 00:21:25.657
Uh, clean what?

00:21:25.658 --> 00:21:27.826
Clean my coffeemaker
and wax my desk!

00:21:27.827 --> 00:21:29.037
Yes, I got it!

00:21:29.078 --> 00:21:31.705
Sweep the aisles, startin’
with health and beauty.

00:21:31.706 --> 00:21:33.666
Work your way over to
juniors and misses.

00:21:33.708 --> 00:21:36.169
Ups and downs, leaving your
debris in the cross aisles.

00:21:36.211 --> 00:21:38.171
So I start with
health and beauty...

00:21:38.213 --> 00:21:40.965
I just said to start
with health and beauty!

00:21:41.007 --> 00:21:42.633
Then you do your cross aisles.

00:21:42.634 --> 00:21:44.635
That'll bring your
dustbin into play.

00:21:44.636 --> 00:21:46.721
Take the debris.
Load it into the dustbin.

00:21:46.763 --> 00:21:49.682
Take it out
to the loading dock...

00:21:49.724 --> 00:21:51.684
And empty it into
the receptacle.

00:21:51.726 --> 00:21:52.726
Got that?

00:21:52.727 --> 00:21:54.270
Yeah. Easy as pie.

00:21:54.312 --> 00:21:56.439
I was employed for a brief
period at Del Taco, and...

00:21:56.481 --> 00:21:59.108
I don't care about your
Del Taco experience.

00:21:59.150 --> 00:22:01.611
We've got this problem
in this store with grazers.

00:22:01.653 --> 00:22:03.404
You know what a grazer is?

00:22:03.446 --> 00:22:05.240
Is that a farm term?

00:22:05.281 --> 00:22:09.326
A grazer is a customer or an
employee that eats off the shelves,

00:22:09.327 --> 00:22:11.912
Similar to a cow
grazing in a field of grass.

00:22:11.954 --> 00:22:14.747
Only this isn't a field of grass,
and you're not a cow.

00:22:14.789 --> 00:22:17.499
There's no eatin’. You're
not being paid to eat, so don't!

00:22:17.500 --> 00:22:18.833
Any questions?

00:22:18.834 --> 00:22:20.418
Not right offhand.

00:22:20.460 --> 00:22:21.586
Think you can handle it?

00:22:21.628 --> 00:22:23.212
I'll give it
the old college try.

00:22:23.254 --> 00:22:24.921
Don't touch me!

00:22:24.922 --> 00:22:27.675
Well, despite our
age difference,

00:22:27.716 --> 00:22:29.718
I think I'll enjoy
working with you.

00:22:29.760 --> 00:22:32.012
Let's get something straight.
You ain't workin' with me.

00:22:32.096 --> 00:22:34.014
You're working for me.

00:22:34.056 --> 00:22:36.641
I think it'll be fun.

00:22:36.683 --> 00:22:38.225
I ain't gonna be near you.

00:22:38.226 --> 00:22:41.018
I'm gonna be home pumping
the pasties out of Colleen Jackson.

00:22:41.019 --> 00:22:42.120
You're not going to be here?

00:22:42.144 --> 00:22:43.354
Hell, no.

00:22:45.189 --> 00:22:47.149
I'm gonna be here by myself?

00:22:48.693 --> 00:22:49.901
That's right!

00:22:49.943 --> 00:22:52.696
And you'd better stay out
Of the ladies’ undergoods.

00:22:53.988 --> 00:22:57.408
Wait a minute. Nobody
told me I'd be here alone.

00:22:57.449 --> 00:22:59.951
What are you doing?
Saving money.

00:22:59.952 --> 00:23:02.037
Wait. Are you
turning off the lights?

00:23:02.121 --> 00:23:04.665
In 25 seconds, you got light
in every third aisle.

00:23:04.707 --> 00:23:07.125
When the sun comes up,
turn off all the lights. You understand.

00:23:07.126 --> 00:23:10.795
No, I don't understand.
Hold on a second!

00:23:10.796 --> 00:23:12.797
I'm locking you in.

00:23:12.798 --> 00:23:15.009
When I come back at 7:00
to open up,

00:23:15.050 --> 00:23:16.802
I'll let you out.

00:23:18.554 --> 00:23:19.846
You're locking me in?

00:23:19.887 --> 00:23:22.140
You take me for a fool?

00:23:22.181 --> 00:23:25.602
Nobody gets a set of keys
on their first night. Nobody!

00:23:25.643 --> 00:23:27.770
Get to work!

00:23:27.812 --> 00:23:29.563
What if there's a fire?

00:23:29.564 --> 00:23:30.856
The fire department will come.

00:23:30.897 --> 00:23:32.857
I could perish!

00:23:32.898 --> 00:23:34.357
Ha-ha-ha. Boo!

00:23:34.358 --> 00:23:37.778
You can't do this. I'm locked in,
alone, in the dark.

00:23:37.820 --> 00:23:40.448
That was not a part
of my employment agreement.

00:24:29.914 --> 00:24:33.501
♪ You got to wash with
The crocodile in the river ♪

00:24:33.542 --> 00:24:37.797
♪ You got to swim
With the sharks in the sea ♪

00:24:37.838 --> 00:24:42.050
♪ You got to live with
The crooked politician ♪

00:24:42.051 --> 00:24:45.929
♪ Trust those things
That you can never see ♪

00:24:45.930 --> 00:24:49.725
♪ Ay yeah, yeah Ay yeah, yeah ♪

00:24:49.767 --> 00:24:52.394
♪ Ay yeah, yeah Ay yeah, yeah ♪

00:24:52.395 --> 00:24:53.729
Agh!

00:25:02.446 --> 00:25:07.117
♪ It's a cruel, crazy,
Beautiful world ♪

00:25:07.118 --> 00:25:12.373
♪ Every day you wake up
I hope it's a blue, blue sky ♪

00:25:14.792 --> 00:25:19.380
♪ It's a cruel, crazy,
Beautiful world ♪

00:25:19.422 --> 00:25:21.548
♪ One day when you wake up ♪

00:25:21.549 --> 00:25:24.760
♪ I will have to Say good-bye ♪

00:25:26.971 --> 00:25:28.889
♪ Say good-bye ♪

00:25:34.186 --> 00:25:38.065
♪ It's your world
So live in it, good-bye ♪

00:25:38.107 --> 00:25:41.652
♪ It's your world
so live in it ♪

00:25:57.585 --> 00:25:59.754
9:17?

00:26:01.505 --> 00:26:03.924
Time for a break.

00:26:29.658 --> 00:26:31.034
Hello.

00:26:33.411 --> 00:26:34.787
Anybody out there?

00:26:34.828 --> 00:26:36.830
When I accepted...

00:26:36.872 --> 00:26:40.083
the post of president,
grand pooh-bah of Target,

00:26:42.002 --> 00:26:44.296
realizing that I have brought

00:26:45.714 --> 00:26:48.008
meaningfulness and
peace and happiness

00:26:48.050 --> 00:26:50.259
into the lives of
thousands of people.

00:26:51.260 --> 00:26:53.763
Jim Dodge, of Monroe,

00:26:53.805 --> 00:26:55.889
top moneymaker on the tour.

00:26:55.890 --> 00:26:58.183
His father's here today,
Bud Dodge,

00:26:58.184 --> 00:27:00.186
and sister Penny,
a sad, sad story,

00:27:00.228 --> 00:27:03.189
was just admitted to
university hospital.

00:27:03.231 --> 00:27:06.859
While trying to pop a zit,
her head mysteriously exploded.

00:27:31.217 --> 00:27:33.219
Dad! Hi!

00:27:33.261 --> 00:27:35.178
Jim, do you know
what time it is?

00:27:35.179 --> 00:27:38.599
I'm starting to think about
Christmas and gifts,

00:27:38.641 --> 00:27:42.477
because I'm in a big store
and I'm getting gift ideas.

00:27:42.478 --> 00:27:43.896
Hi.

00:27:43.938 --> 00:27:45.398
Mom, hi!

00:27:45.439 --> 00:27:47.399
How's it going?

00:27:47.440 --> 00:27:50.442
I finished all my janitor stuff,
most of it.

00:27:50.443 --> 00:27:51.987
I've got to save some for later.

00:27:52.028 --> 00:27:53.904
It's easy as hell.

00:27:53.946 --> 00:27:56.407
Um, honey, it's a little late.

00:27:56.448 --> 00:27:58.825
It is kind of late.

00:27:58.867 --> 00:28:00.243
Well, sleep tight.

00:28:01.619 --> 00:28:03.663
See you in the morning.

00:28:03.705 --> 00:28:05.039
Love you, too.

00:28:10.253 --> 00:28:12.755
Mr. James Dodge!

00:29:08.728 --> 00:29:11.773
He can't be happy as
the night cleanup boy.

00:29:13.691 --> 00:29:14.943
Sweetheart,

00:29:16.151 --> 00:29:18.654
he wants us
to call him a janitor.

00:29:21.406 --> 00:29:24.201
Maybe I should have
spent less time harping

00:29:24.242 --> 00:29:25.577
and more time helping.

00:29:26.578 --> 00:29:28.454
Harpin' and helpin' him what?

00:29:30.122 --> 00:29:33.917
Harpin' on him to leave,
and helpin' him become the...

00:29:33.918 --> 00:29:37.546
Good, mature,
productive person he could be.

00:30:49.326 --> 00:30:53.371
♪ What the world needs now
Is love, sweet love ♪

00:30:53.372 --> 00:30:56.500
♪ No, not just for some
but for everyone ♪

00:31:07.094 --> 00:31:08.804
Are you all right?

00:31:10.890 --> 00:31:13.976
Yes, I'm fine, thanks. And you?

00:31:15.519 --> 00:31:16.854
What are you doing here?

00:31:18.481 --> 00:31:20.440
I work here.

00:31:20.441 --> 00:31:22.735
Have a good one, Officer Don.

00:31:22.777 --> 00:31:26.822
OK, Carl. Keep in touch. Let
me know if you hear anything.

00:31:26.864 --> 00:31:29.282
You bet.

00:31:29.283 --> 00:31:32.328
Well, sir,
she didn't leave on the bus.

00:31:32.369 --> 00:31:35.537
Apparently, she isn't here.
Let's look for her some place else.

00:31:35.538 --> 00:31:38.373
She wouldn't be dumb
enough to thumb, would she?

00:31:38.374 --> 00:31:41.836
Does she have any friends
she might have run off with?

00:31:43.171 --> 00:31:44.631
Boyfriends?

00:31:44.672 --> 00:31:48.384
Just get in the car
so we can look for the girl.

00:31:48.426 --> 00:31:50.720
I'm tired, had to get out of bed

00:31:50.762 --> 00:31:52.722
haven't had any coffee,
I don't feel good,

00:31:52.764 --> 00:31:54.515
my daughter, I don't know
where the hell she is.

00:31:54.516 --> 00:31:57.308
And you're sounding like
some goddamn preacher!

00:31:57.309 --> 00:31:59.103
Come on. Get in the car!

00:32:01.063 --> 00:32:02.481
Prick.

00:32:07.069 --> 00:32:09.277
Are you sure you
didn't hurt yourself?

00:32:09.278 --> 00:32:12.115
Oh, no. Are you kidding?

00:32:12.156 --> 00:32:14.659
I'm fine. I'm fine.

00:32:14.700 --> 00:32:16.911
Can I ask what you were doing?

00:32:16.953 --> 00:32:18.996
I was roller-skating.

00:32:19.038 --> 00:32:21.206
I Know, but why?

00:32:21.207 --> 00:32:22.582
Why not?

00:32:22.583 --> 00:32:25.502
I got bored. One
thing led to another

00:32:25.503 --> 00:32:28.880
and I'm roller-skating
in my shorts.

00:32:28.922 --> 00:32:32.425
Better question would be,
"what are you doing here?"

00:32:32.467 --> 00:32:34.342
Shopping.

00:32:34.343 --> 00:32:36.679
Well, we've been closed
for five hours.

00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:39.056
Yeah. I fell asleep.

00:32:39.098 --> 00:32:40.349
While shopping?

00:32:40.391 --> 00:32:41.891
No, in the
ladies' dressing room.

00:32:41.933 --> 00:32:45.603
That makes no sense. You're
a high-profile young ingénue.

00:32:45.645 --> 00:32:47.479
I was debating... What?

00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:50.899
Whether or not to get
arrested for shoplifting.

00:32:50.900 --> 00:32:54.068
Doesn't your father own $10 million
worth of real estate in this town?

00:32:54.069 --> 00:32:55.611
It's not my fault.

00:32:55.612 --> 00:32:57.571
I didn't imply such.

00:32:57.572 --> 00:33:00.992
It just seems funny
that someone of your...

00:33:01.033 --> 00:33:02.160
Wealth?

00:33:02.201 --> 00:33:03.828
If you will. Would shoplift.

00:33:03.870 --> 00:33:06.706
I didn't do it. I chickened out.

00:33:06.747 --> 00:33:09.417
Would consider shoplifting.

00:33:09.458 --> 00:33:14.171
It's a long, dull, self-indulgent,
highly unromantic story

00:33:14.172 --> 00:33:16.549
about an overbearing father,

00:33:16.591 --> 00:33:18.676
deceased mother and brother,

00:33:18.718 --> 00:33:22.638
and a completely confused girl
who looks a little like me.

00:33:59.967 --> 00:34:03.136
I sure am glad you dropped by.

00:34:03.178 --> 00:34:05.931
I was getting tired
of being with myself.

00:34:09.267 --> 00:34:13.480
I guess... I'm what you
call a people person.

00:34:15.941 --> 00:34:17.192
What are you cooking’?

00:34:17.234 --> 00:34:18.609
Hobo chicken.

00:34:18.610 --> 00:34:21.154
It's a glazed chicken
in wine sauce...

00:34:21.196 --> 00:34:23.823
with vegetables
and skin-on potatoes.

00:34:23.865 --> 00:34:26.034
Silverware, silverware.

00:34:29.329 --> 00:34:31.873
It's only 210 calories.

00:34:31.915 --> 00:34:34.235
I don't know if you're watching
your figure, but I sure am.

00:34:35.919 --> 00:34:39.714
If you can grab a serving spoon,
I think we'll be set.

00:34:45.595 --> 00:34:47.639
Keep your distance
from these things.

00:34:47.681 --> 00:34:49.683
I think it's safe
to keep five feet.

00:34:54.729 --> 00:34:57.232
I think they're about done.

00:34:59.150 --> 00:35:01.486
Dining room's right this way.

00:35:04.114 --> 00:35:05.905
Mmm!

00:35:05.906 --> 00:35:08.575
Mmm. Oh.

00:35:08.617 --> 00:35:11.912
I think my father poured
the cement for your pool.

00:35:13.831 --> 00:35:16.667
He's a cement contractor.
Good man.

00:35:17.875 --> 00:35:19.335
Bud Dodge?

00:35:19.377 --> 00:35:22.337
My mother works at
Hoenicker's over Christmas.

00:35:22.338 --> 00:35:24.257
My sister's a teller
at the bank.

00:35:24.299 --> 00:35:26.842
My brother's in grade
school. He's not employed.

00:35:26.843 --> 00:35:29.636
I used to work at
the animal shelter.

00:35:29.678 --> 00:35:33.140
But I was terminated.
Now I'm working here.

00:35:35.517 --> 00:35:37.269
Do you always talk this much?

00:35:39.980 --> 00:35:41.398
I guess I do.

00:35:42.524 --> 00:35:44.192
I like talking to people.

00:35:46.236 --> 00:35:48.738
I was thinking maybe
you should go into sales.

00:35:48.739 --> 00:35:50.157
I've tried.

00:35:56.997 --> 00:35:59.999
Some fresh ground pepper?

00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:01.251
Please.

00:36:03.127 --> 00:36:05.628
Some people don't like
a lot of pepper.

00:36:05.629 --> 00:36:07.673
Say when. That's fine.

00:36:07.715 --> 00:36:10.343
I happen to really
like it a lot.

00:36:10.384 --> 00:36:13.012
It enhances the natural
flavor of the chicken.

00:36:17.600 --> 00:36:19.602
I hope you don't take
this the wrong way.

00:36:21.228 --> 00:36:23.522
I've had dreams about you.

00:36:23.564 --> 00:36:25.316
You've had dreams about me?

00:36:27.068 --> 00:36:28.401
Not recently.

00:36:28.402 --> 00:36:30.613
I've had dreams
about you in the past.

00:36:30.654 --> 00:36:33.532
I've had dreams about
entire cheer leading squads,

00:36:33.574 --> 00:36:35.743
So don't get me wrong.

00:36:35.785 --> 00:36:37.453
It's kid stuff. How ‘bout you?

00:36:37.495 --> 00:36:39.079
Do I dream?

00:36:41.581 --> 00:36:42.832
That's about all I do.

00:36:57.055 --> 00:36:59.682
- Raisin’ a kid's hard work.
- You got any kids?

00:37:01.017 --> 00:37:03.103
No, sir.
And from listening to you,

00:37:03.144 --> 00:37:05.605
and from observin’ this,

00:37:05.647 --> 00:37:08.816
I'm kinda grateful
Emily turned up infertile.

00:37:26.375 --> 00:37:28.167
Shouldn't you be
cleaning up the store?

00:37:29.669 --> 00:37:31.128
I got plenty of time.

00:37:31.129 --> 00:37:33.005
Big store.

00:37:33.047 --> 00:37:34.882
Huge.

00:37:34.924 --> 00:37:37.093
Always smoke cigars?

00:37:38.761 --> 00:37:40.805
I enjoy a good one
after a fine meal.

00:37:40.847 --> 00:37:43.307
It settles the stomach.

00:37:43.349 --> 00:37:45.934
You're the town liar, right?

00:37:50.522 --> 00:37:51.856
What?

00:37:51.857 --> 00:37:55.152
I'm sorry.
That really came out wrong.

00:37:55.193 --> 00:37:57.446
I don't see how
it could come out right.

00:37:57.487 --> 00:37:59.321
That's what people call you.
I didn't mean...

00:37:59.322 --> 00:38:01.533
To imply it's true.
People call me that?

00:38:01.575 --> 00:38:02.992
I thought you knew.

00:38:02.993 --> 00:38:04.744
That I was the town liar?

00:38:04.786 --> 00:38:05.911
You didn't?

00:38:05.912 --> 00:38:07.164
No. I'm not.

00:38:07.205 --> 00:38:08.998
You have the wrong information.

00:38:08.999 --> 00:38:10.499
I didn't mean to offend you.

00:38:10.541 --> 00:38:12.793
Did you think
that was a compliment?

00:38:12.835 --> 00:38:15.671
No. No. And I apologize.

00:38:15.713 --> 00:38:17.588
I can't repeat things like that.

00:38:17.589 --> 00:38:19.632
Don't think about it.

00:38:19.674 --> 00:38:22.843
As I said, you've got
the wrong information.

00:38:22.885 --> 00:38:25.093
If people are calling me that,

00:38:25.094 --> 00:38:27.263
it's because they're
small, petty and jealous.

00:38:27.305 --> 00:38:29.848
Small towns are
notorious for that.

00:38:29.849 --> 00:38:31.309
I'm sure there's a word for me.

00:38:31.350 --> 00:38:32.477
Sure.

00:38:32.518 --> 00:38:33.978
What do they call me?

00:38:34.020 --> 00:38:35.146
A tease.

00:38:35.188 --> 00:38:36.396
Tease?

00:38:38.482 --> 00:38:40.775
Yeah, I can see that.

00:38:40.817 --> 00:38:41.943
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

00:38:41.985 --> 00:38:44.778
Actually, I never teased.

00:38:44.820 --> 00:38:47.113
This is becoming amusing,

00:38:47.114 --> 00:38:49.909
But who exactly calls me a liar?

00:38:49.950 --> 00:38:50.950
Everybody.

00:38:50.951 --> 00:38:51.951
Everybody.

00:38:51.952 --> 00:38:53.162
No, not everybody.

00:38:53.204 --> 00:38:54.513
I'm sure there's
some old people in town.

00:38:54.537 --> 00:38:55.538
Right.

00:39:01.961 --> 00:39:03.087
What do you think?

00:39:03.129 --> 00:39:05.256
What do I think?

00:39:07.175 --> 00:39:08.843
Do you think I'm a liar?

00:39:08.885 --> 00:39:11.054
I don't Know you well enough.

00:39:12.805 --> 00:39:14.933
You've known me
for almost 17 years.

00:39:14.974 --> 00:39:17.227
We went to the same schools
from kindergarten on up.

00:39:17.268 --> 00:39:20.104
I Knew of you, but I didn't
know you personally.

00:39:20.146 --> 00:39:23.399
That's always bothered me.

00:39:23.441 --> 00:39:27.111
I mean that old...
In-out, us-them thing.

00:39:27.153 --> 00:39:28.363
That's the way it's been.

00:39:28.404 --> 00:39:30.656
It's always bothered me.

00:39:30.657 --> 00:39:32.282
It's water over the dam now.

00:39:32.283 --> 00:39:35.244
It's your dam and my water.

00:39:35.285 --> 00:39:37.286
I got crapped on a lot of years.

00:39:37.287 --> 00:39:39.455
I meant that it's in the past.

00:39:39.456 --> 00:39:42.459
The present is a result
of the past.

00:39:42.501 --> 00:39:44.461
I look at my
high school yearbook

00:39:44.503 --> 00:39:46.922
and I don't see
four fabulous years.

00:39:47.923 --> 00:39:50.008
I'm reminded of
what it feels like

00:39:50.050 --> 00:39:52.260
to have my underwear
yanked up my ass

00:39:52.261 --> 00:39:54.596
by some big football player.

00:39:54.638 --> 00:39:57.057
And where are those guys now?

00:39:58.767 --> 00:40:02.020
I Know they're not working
nights at Target. I'll tell you that.

00:40:03.355 --> 00:40:06.023
Yeah. You know,

00:40:06.024 --> 00:40:08.068
I look at my yearbook

00:40:08.110 --> 00:40:10.988
and I see four fabulous years

00:40:12.739 --> 00:40:14.575
that are gonna be the
highlight of my life.

00:40:14.616 --> 00:40:16.576
Here's what it's like.

00:40:16.617 --> 00:40:19.161
First you feel a hand
going down your pants

00:40:19.203 --> 00:40:22.414
and tighten around
the elastic waistband.

00:40:22.415 --> 00:40:23.541
Highlight.

00:40:23.583 --> 00:40:25.250
Sometimes
I'd actually see stars.

00:40:25.251 --> 00:40:27.086
It's not going to get better.

00:40:27.128 --> 00:40:29.130
If I was particularly unlucky,

00:40:29.171 --> 00:40:32.758
My shorts would rip
completely free and I'd get...

00:40:32.800 --> 00:40:33.759
Jim?

00:40:33.801 --> 00:40:35.011
Do you hear me?

00:40:37.680 --> 00:40:38.848
Yeah.

00:40:42.017 --> 00:40:46.020
I don't really care about a graphic
description of a childhood prank.

00:40:46.021 --> 00:40:48.356
That prank was
a motif in my life.

00:40:52.485 --> 00:40:55.905
You know, I'm locked
in this store here

00:40:55.947 --> 00:40:59.159
because I didn't have
the guts to steal a skirt

00:40:59.200 --> 00:41:02.537
so I could get arrested
and embarrass my father

00:41:02.579 --> 00:41:04.539
in this stupid,
desperate, childish,

00:41:04.581 --> 00:41:06.624
pathetic attempt to leave home.

00:41:06.625 --> 00:41:09.543
You have your underwear
yanked up your ass.

00:41:09.544 --> 00:41:12.172
I have my entire life
yanked up my ass.

00:41:14.424 --> 00:41:16.176
You're speaking figuratively.

00:41:16.217 --> 00:41:17.427
I was speaking literally.

00:41:17.469 --> 00:41:18.552
And you're happy.

00:41:18.553 --> 00:41:21.013
You're happy.

00:41:21.014 --> 00:41:22.306
I'm not happy.

00:41:22.348 --> 00:41:26.851
I'm working nights.
Everybody thinks I'm a liar.

00:41:26.852 --> 00:41:28.354
My whole family’s
laughing at me.

00:41:28.395 --> 00:41:30.123
Reverend Harwell gave me
the finger last week.

00:41:30.147 --> 00:41:32.106
OK, you're not happy,

00:41:32.107 --> 00:41:33.500
But at least you have
some control over your life.

00:41:33.524 --> 00:41:34.484
So do you.

00:41:34.525 --> 00:41:36.694
My father controls my life.

00:41:36.736 --> 00:41:39.989
You're over 18. You can tell him
to drop dead, and get on a plane.

00:41:40.031 --> 00:41:41.573
So can you.

00:41:41.574 --> 00:41:43.076
I don't want to.

00:41:44.327 --> 00:41:46.118
I like living at home.

00:41:46.119 --> 00:41:47.371
No, you don't.

00:41:48.413 --> 00:41:50.289
What am I, a garden snail?

00:41:51.457 --> 00:41:53.208
An involuntary muscle
in a janitor suit?

00:41:53.209 --> 00:41:55.044
I know what I! want to do.

00:41:56.087 --> 00:41:57.379
What could you possibly like

00:41:57.420 --> 00:41:59.422
about living at
home at your age?

00:41:59.464 --> 00:42:01.966
The meals are great.

00:42:03.510 --> 00:42:05.302
I mean, there's cable.

00:42:05.344 --> 00:42:08.847
The accommodations
are excellent, five-star.

00:42:08.889 --> 00:42:10.974
What do you care if
I'm living at home or not?

00:42:12.142 --> 00:42:14.895
Hey, I didn't come here
to irritate you.

00:42:14.937 --> 00:42:16.772
Well, you're beginning to.

00:42:19.316 --> 00:42:22.276
Great. That's really great.

00:42:22.277 --> 00:42:25.322
I gotta stop saying
those kinds of things.

00:42:25.364 --> 00:42:28.701
Those freakin’ kids!
I knew I couldn't trust 'em.

00:42:28.742 --> 00:42:31.620
Town liar. That's a
nice rep. Nice rep.

00:42:31.662 --> 00:42:33.831
I bet it was Gregory,
that little weasel.

00:42:33.872 --> 00:42:37.083
Top secret, and they still
shoot off their mouths!

00:42:37.084 --> 00:42:39.253
If I'd really been a French spy,

00:42:39.294 --> 00:42:41.547
those little tots
would've gotten me killed!

00:42:41.588 --> 00:42:43.632
Piano wire wrapped
around my neck.

00:42:43.674 --> 00:42:45.174
My testicles
shoved down my throat,

00:42:45.216 --> 00:42:47.343
A piece of dynamite
stuck up my ass.

00:42:53.141 --> 00:42:54.892
She's so beautiful.

00:42:56.978 --> 00:42:59.480
And I'm the town liar.

00:43:03.735 --> 00:43:07.195
♪ Sha-la-la-la-la La-la-la ♪

00:43:07.196 --> 00:43:10.825
♪ Sha-la-la-la-la La-la-la ♪

00:43:10.867 --> 00:43:15.079
♪ Sha-la-la-la-la La-la-la ♪

00:43:15.121 --> 00:43:18.666
♪ Sha-la-la-la-la La-la-la ♪

00:43:18.708 --> 00:43:23.337
♪ Shiny boat through
The open doorway ♪

00:43:26.174 --> 00:43:31.137
♪ Fell in love On a summer day ♪

00:43:33.848 --> 00:43:38.227
♪ You're only young once
But that's all right ♪

00:43:40.772 --> 00:43:46.944
♪ Because it's just
So good to be alive ♪

00:43:48.780 --> 00:43:52.240
♪ Take away your troubles
Take them out the door ♪

00:43:52.241 --> 00:43:58.206
♪ Nothing on my mind
Except my new love ♪

00:44:01.083 --> 00:44:05.755
♪ Nothing on my mind
Except my new love ♪

00:44:08.174 --> 00:44:12.053
♪ Sha-la-la-la-la La-la-la ♪

00:44:12.094 --> 00:44:15.847
♪ Sha-la-la-la-la Li-la-la-la ♪

00:44:42.249 --> 00:44:46.168
Jim, there's no reason
to lie right now.

00:44:46.169 --> 00:44:49.171
There's no one to impress.

00:44:49.172 --> 00:44:52.717
I'm not impressed by a man
telling me he likes living at home.

00:44:52.759 --> 00:44:54.634
Excuse me.

00:44:54.635 --> 00:44:56.177
I'm not lying,

00:44:56.178 --> 00:44:58.179
And I'm not trying
to impress you.

00:44:58.180 --> 00:44:59.806
So if you'll excuse me,

00:44:59.807 --> 00:45:03.143
I have to clean dead flies
out of the lighting fixtures.

00:45:03.185 --> 00:45:06.354
OK, my error. I apologize.

00:45:06.396 --> 00:45:09.940
It's just that
I can't imagine a man...

00:45:09.941 --> 00:45:14.112
Giving up his independence,
his right to mate,

00:45:14.153 --> 00:45:16.113
to have a family,

00:45:16.154 --> 00:45:19.574
to have children,
to build a life for himself,

00:45:19.575 --> 00:45:20.866
for good cooking.

00:45:20.867 --> 00:45:22.159
Hold on.

00:45:22.201 --> 00:45:24.954
I have not given
up my right to mate.

00:45:24.996 --> 00:45:27.456
I have the right to mate

00:45:27.498 --> 00:45:30.500
anytime I feel like mating.

00:45:30.501 --> 00:45:32.545
You go out with someone.

00:45:32.587 --> 00:45:36.507
You bring her home.
You introduce her to...

00:45:36.549 --> 00:45:39.676
Mom, dad, sis, Bill,

00:45:39.677 --> 00:45:41.928
Woofie the dog.

00:45:41.929 --> 00:45:44.140
Cocktails in the rumpus room,

00:45:44.181 --> 00:45:46.434
And then do it on the bunk bed?

00:45:48.269 --> 00:45:50.729
Oh, let's analyze that remark.

00:45:50.730 --> 00:45:52.772
First, I don't have a dog,

00:45:52.773 --> 00:45:54.440
My brother's not named Billy,

00:45:54.441 --> 00:45:56.943
And I don't even
have a rumpus room...

00:45:56.985 --> 00:45:59.154
You know what I mean.

00:46:04.159 --> 00:46:06.202
Yeah, I know what you mean.

00:46:07.662 --> 00:46:09.456
Spit on me, make me feel lousy.

00:46:16.211 --> 00:46:17.463
Jim?

00:46:19.339 --> 00:46:21.382
You said something
that wasn't true.

00:46:22.466 --> 00:46:24.176
No.

00:46:24.217 --> 00:46:28.972
No, I said that I can
have sex when I want to,

00:46:29.014 --> 00:46:30.390
and I do.

00:46:31.516 --> 00:46:33.225
However, I was looking forward

00:46:33.226 --> 00:46:34.746
to a nice, quiet evening
of janitoring.

00:46:36.354 --> 00:46:39.730
I don't think you see
what I'm getting at.

00:46:39.731 --> 00:46:41.441
I see what you're getting at.

00:46:41.483 --> 00:46:44.067
I'm a lying monk
with an Oedipus complex

00:46:44.068 --> 00:46:45.444
And an appetite
for home cooking.

00:46:45.486 --> 00:46:47.236
Don't forget, you're
the indecisive shoplifter.

00:46:47.237 --> 00:46:49.155
Yes! Exactly!

00:46:49.156 --> 00:46:52.033
I would do anything
to be in your shoes.

00:46:52.034 --> 00:46:54.494
These are Darnell's shoes.

00:46:54.495 --> 00:46:57.164
You have freedom,
and you're not using it.

00:46:58.290 --> 00:47:00.334
It makes me sad.

00:47:00.376 --> 00:47:02.836
You have the collective wealth
of the entire town,

00:47:02.878 --> 00:47:04.337
and you're trying to get
yourself arrested.

00:47:04.338 --> 00:47:05.755
That makes me sad.

00:47:05.756 --> 00:47:08.175
That makes me sad, too.

00:47:08.217 --> 00:47:10.469
That's pretty stupid.
It's very stupid.

00:47:11.679 --> 00:47:13.639
Are you serious?

00:47:13.681 --> 00:47:16.016
I mean, you haven't
been drinking?

00:47:16.058 --> 00:47:17.309
This isn't the bottle talking?

00:47:18.519 --> 00:47:19.520
No.

00:47:20.646 --> 00:47:23.565
Then why don't you
just talk to the guy?

00:47:25.693 --> 00:47:28.570
For the same reason that
you can't leave home,

00:47:28.612 --> 00:47:30.531
I can't tell my father
to go to hell.

00:47:32.157 --> 00:47:33.449
Why not?

00:47:36.244 --> 00:47:39.372
Because I don't
want to be alone.

00:48:07.025 --> 00:48:08.443
Mr. McClellan?

00:48:10.027 --> 00:48:13.362
You ever have any family problems,
you and your daughter?

00:48:13.363 --> 00:48:16.199
What the hell
do you think this is?

00:48:18.159 --> 00:48:19.367
You got a point.

00:48:25.331 --> 00:48:26.915
Would you go with me somewhere?

00:48:30.044 --> 00:48:31.836
Where? Florida?

00:48:31.878 --> 00:48:34.463
Wyoming? Spain?

00:48:34.504 --> 00:48:37.215
It doesn't really matter,
just away somewhere.

00:48:38.258 --> 00:48:40.426
I'd love to.

00:48:40.427 --> 00:48:42.971
I just can't afford to be

00:48:43.013 --> 00:48:45.682
Capricious and carefree
like yourself.

00:48:45.724 --> 00:48:49.019
I've gotta set my sights on
something and really go for it.

00:48:50.020 --> 00:48:51.188
Night janitor?

00:48:52.480 --> 00:48:53.646
It's a beginning.

00:48:53.647 --> 00:48:55.357
I... I'm looking at...
It's an end.

00:48:58.486 --> 00:49:01.030
Maybe if you had
a destination in mind,

00:49:01.072 --> 00:49:03.824
that would make all the
difference in the world.

00:49:03.866 --> 00:49:04.867
Why?

00:49:06.451 --> 00:49:11.122
Well, uh, I'm just not built
to aimlessly roam the world.

00:49:11.164 --> 00:49:13.749
I'm too conservative for that.

00:49:15.084 --> 00:49:19.088
Well, I was thinking
about Los Angeles.

00:49:19.129 --> 00:49:21.048
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

00:49:22.299 --> 00:49:23.675
What for?

00:49:23.717 --> 00:49:25.052
Live. Work.

00:49:26.386 --> 00:49:27.846
At what? Whatever.

00:49:28.930 --> 00:49:31.057
And what about your father?

00:49:32.517 --> 00:49:34.393
When I don't die,

00:49:34.435 --> 00:49:37.063
he'll realize I can
make it on my own.

00:49:37.105 --> 00:49:38.563
If I do,

00:49:38.564 --> 00:49:41.192
He'll have the satisfaction
of knowing that I can't.

00:49:41.234 --> 00:49:45.238
If he brings me back,
or if I go back on my own,

00:49:45.279 --> 00:49:46.988
he's just gonna beat
the shit out of me.

00:49:46.989 --> 00:49:48.824
So it doesn't really
make a difference.

00:49:48.825 --> 00:49:50.243
What? Literally?

00:49:53.746 --> 00:49:54.747
Yeah.

00:49:56.082 --> 00:49:58.209
Sad.

00:49:58.251 --> 00:49:59.502
Yeah, it's sad.

00:49:59.544 --> 00:50:02.921
Until he throws you across
the room, that's sad.

00:50:02.963 --> 00:50:04.631
I'm afraid to live with him,

00:50:04.673 --> 00:50:06.133
and I'm afraid to live without...

00:50:06.174 --> 00:50:09.469
You didn't come to
work to hear this.

00:50:09.511 --> 00:50:10.678
That's all right.

00:50:10.679 --> 00:50:12.097
I'm gonna clean this up.

00:50:20.438 --> 00:50:22.232
I'm just surprised.

00:50:22.274 --> 00:50:25.110
I thought everything
was OK, you know.

00:50:25.152 --> 00:50:28.112
I figured you got a nice car,
a nice house, some money.

00:50:28.113 --> 00:50:29.364
Everything's OK.

00:50:29.406 --> 00:50:32.409
It should be, but it's not.

00:50:32.450 --> 00:50:35.286
It's twisted and it's distorted,

00:50:35.287 --> 00:50:37.706
and it can't be changed
and it cannot be saved.

00:50:44.963 --> 00:50:46.214
I'll go with you.

00:50:51.553 --> 00:50:53.013
Really?

00:50:54.181 --> 00:50:55.182
Yeah.

00:50:57.309 --> 00:50:58.893
We have to get a car.

00:51:00.227 --> 00:51:02.187
Let's get through
the night, first.

00:51:02.228 --> 00:51:03.396
I have money.

00:51:03.438 --> 00:51:04.397
How much?

00:51:04.439 --> 00:51:06.691
Fifty-two thousand dollars.

00:51:09.194 --> 00:51:10.278
On you?

00:51:11.946 --> 00:51:13.364
In my purse.

00:51:26.043 --> 00:51:28.795
Fifty-two thousand dollars. Wow.

00:51:30.214 --> 00:51:32.382
I've never seen
SO much money in my life.

00:51:32.424 --> 00:51:34.509
This is more than my house cost.

00:51:36.136 --> 00:51:39.723
Jim, now that
I'm spending the night,

00:51:39.765 --> 00:51:42.017
how can I pay you back

00:51:42.059 --> 00:51:44.144
for being so cold
to you in high school?

00:51:47.564 --> 00:51:49.191
Do you need an
answer right away?

00:51:49.233 --> 00:51:53.403
No. Sometime before
the sun comes up.

00:51:56.823 --> 00:51:58.199
Well, uh...

00:51:59.575 --> 00:52:01.702
You're probably not
going to remember this,

00:52:01.744 --> 00:52:02.745
but, uh...

00:52:03.871 --> 00:52:06.414
There was a homecoming dance
our sophomore year.

00:52:06.415 --> 00:52:07.667
Mm-hmm.

00:52:07.708 --> 00:52:09.252
Do you remember Mrs. Noble?

00:52:10.419 --> 00:52:12.796
Large, hairy gym teacher

00:52:12.837 --> 00:52:15.005
with a suspiciously
cumbersome groin bulge?

00:52:15.006 --> 00:52:16.925
I had her for two years.

00:52:16.967 --> 00:52:18.550
She made everybody
switch partners

00:52:18.551 --> 00:52:20.010
because the fat girls
were dancing together,

00:52:20.011 --> 00:52:21.763
and the doinks, myself included,

00:52:21.805 --> 00:52:23.406
were standing against the wall,
blowing spit bubbles.

00:52:23.430 --> 00:52:24.848
Right.

00:52:24.890 --> 00:52:28.351
Well, for three-quarters

00:52:28.352 --> 00:52:30.312
of one verse of a slow song,

00:52:31.939 --> 00:52:33.731
we danced together.

00:52:35.149 --> 00:52:36.609
You reeked of Stridex.

00:52:37.610 --> 00:52:39.529
Oh, no, that was Larry Fry.

00:52:40.571 --> 00:52:42.198
I'm sorry.

00:52:42.240 --> 00:52:44.448
I don't remember.

00:52:44.449 --> 00:52:46.075
Well...

00:52:46.076 --> 00:52:49.079
You got your hair
caught in my braces.

00:52:49.121 --> 00:52:50.246
I don't remember.

00:52:50.247 --> 00:52:52.082
Well, it's not important.

00:52:54.710 --> 00:52:56.168
I had...

00:52:56.169 --> 00:53:00.507
Well, I just always dreamed
of finishing that dance.

00:53:03.844 --> 00:53:05.136
OK.

00:53:08.389 --> 00:53:10.933
Don't feel you have
to answer right away.

00:53:10.975 --> 00:53:15.062
It's just a small portion
of my life that's incomplete.

00:53:15.104 --> 00:53:17.815
I thought you were gonna
say something different.

00:53:23.988 --> 00:53:25.196
Well,

00:53:27.407 --> 00:53:29.283
First things first.

00:53:45.299 --> 00:53:48.676
♪ When things go wrong ♪

00:53:50.303 --> 00:53:53.348
♪ As they sometimes will ♪

00:53:53.389 --> 00:53:55.349
♪ When the road
you're trodding ♪

00:53:55.390 --> 00:53:58.602
♪ Seems all uphill ♪

00:54:01.438 --> 00:54:05.067
♪ When the funds are low ♪

00:54:06.610 --> 00:54:09.528
♪ And the debts are high ♪

00:54:09.529 --> 00:54:15.911
♪ And you wanna smile
But you have to sigh ♪

00:54:18.413 --> 00:54:21.083
♪ When care ♪

00:54:21.124 --> 00:54:25.378
♪ Is pressing you down a bit ♪

00:54:25.379 --> 00:54:31.343
♪ Rest if you must ♪

00:54:32.469 --> 00:54:35.430
♪ But don't you quit ♪

00:54:36.848 --> 00:54:39.017
♪ Oh, now ♪

00:54:40.143 --> 00:54:43.271
♪ Don't you quit ♪

00:54:45.107 --> 00:54:47.067
♪ Oh, now ♪

00:55:02.749 --> 00:55:06.628
♪ But you never can tell ♪

00:55:06.670 --> 00:55:11.006
♪ How close you are ♪

00:55:11.007 --> 00:55:17.471
♪ It may be near
When it seems so far ♪

00:55:17.472 --> 00:55:19.599
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

00:55:32.320 --> 00:55:35.031
You're ticklish there?

00:55:54.634 --> 00:55:56.136
Aaah!

00:55:59.264 --> 00:56:00.432
Ow.

00:56:33.006 --> 00:56:34.174
Officer Don!

00:56:34.216 --> 00:56:36.842
Oh! You scared
the crap out of me.

00:56:36.843 --> 00:56:39.261
I thought it was the custodian.

00:56:39.262 --> 00:56:41.138
Jim, what are you
doing in there?

00:56:41.180 --> 00:56:43.265
I work here now.

00:56:48.228 --> 00:56:50.647
You wanna let me in?

00:56:50.688 --> 00:56:53.775
I'd love to let you in.
I don't have the keys.

00:56:53.816 --> 00:56:55.776
I'm locked in till 7:00 a.m.

00:56:55.817 --> 00:56:57.653
What's going on?

00:56:57.694 --> 00:56:59.821
Have you seen Josie McClellan?

00:57:00.948 --> 00:57:03.199
Of course.

00:57:03.200 --> 00:57:07.788
Dark hair,
green eyes, beautiful.

00:57:07.829 --> 00:57:09.204
Oh, yeah.

00:57:09.205 --> 00:57:10.996
You seen her recently?

00:57:10.997 --> 00:57:12.581
Oh!

00:57:12.623 --> 00:57:15.833
Ah, matter of fact,
I just saw her yesterday.

00:57:15.834 --> 00:57:18.170
We had a cup of Java together.

00:57:18.212 --> 00:57:19.838
She come into the store?

00:57:19.880 --> 00:57:22.883
I don't know.
I only work nights.

00:57:22.925 --> 00:57:24.259
Why?

00:57:24.260 --> 00:57:27.971
Well, she's missing.

00:57:27.972 --> 00:57:30.432
I was looking this side
of town for her

00:57:30.474 --> 00:57:31.766
and I come past.

00:57:31.808 --> 00:57:35.144
I seen that
the outside sign's on.

00:57:35.186 --> 00:57:37.562
The outside sign's never on.

00:57:37.563 --> 00:57:39.730
Oh, yeah.

00:57:39.731 --> 00:57:41.315
Did you try the library?

00:57:41.357 --> 00:57:43.359
Maybe she fell asleep reading.

00:57:44.943 --> 00:57:46.111
No.

00:57:46.152 --> 00:57:47.779
She's probably screwing somebody

00:57:47.821 --> 00:57:50.406
the old man don't approve of.

00:57:55.452 --> 00:57:57.162
Would you know if

00:57:57.204 --> 00:58:00.541
the custodian comes by
to check up on people?

00:58:01.542 --> 00:58:04.044
I wouldn't think
he'd do that, Jimmy.

00:58:05.045 --> 00:58:07.381
I feel pretty good now.

00:58:16.515 --> 00:58:18.266
I'm sorry, sir.

00:58:18.267 --> 00:58:20.102
I had to practice
a little therapy.

00:58:21.186 --> 00:58:23.522
Boy's in his own world.

00:58:30.154 --> 00:58:31.530
♪ Can't believe You've left me ♪

00:58:31.572 --> 00:58:33.407
♪ So know that You've upset me ♪

00:58:33.449 --> 00:58:35.241
♪ You just want To forget me ♪

00:58:35.283 --> 00:58:37.074
♪ Why don't you
Come and get me ♪

00:58:37.075 --> 00:58:38.910
♪ And, boy, I really miss you ♪

00:58:38.952 --> 00:58:40.746
♪ And all I wanna do
Is kiss you ♪

00:58:40.787 --> 00:58:42.497
♪ I've used up All my tissues ♪

00:58:42.539 --> 00:58:44.374
♪ ‘Cause It's more serious,
Some issues ♪

00:58:44.416 --> 00:58:46.292
♪ I don't even know The reason ♪

00:58:46.334 --> 00:58:47.960
♪ You were playin’
And you were teasin' ♪

00:58:48.002 --> 00:58:49.794
♪ Didn't tell me
You were leavin' ♪

00:58:49.836 --> 00:58:52.130
♪ Those good looks
Are deceivin' ♪

00:58:52.172 --> 00:58:55.716
♪ Where are you, baby?
We used to have so much fun ♪

00:58:55.717 --> 00:58:57.551
♪ You drive me crazy ♪

00:58:57.552 --> 00:58:59.679
♪ Somebody tell me
Where he's gone ♪

00:58:59.721 --> 00:59:03.223
♪ Where are you, baby?
We used to have so much fun ♪

00:59:03.224 --> 00:59:06.184
♪ You drive me crazy ♪

00:59:06.185 --> 00:59:07.977
♪ You peep in
Through the window ♪

00:59:08.019 --> 00:59:09.978
♪ This is too much
For me to handle ♪

00:59:09.979 --> 00:59:13.441
♪ Already caused a scandal,
A disturbance like a vandal ♪

00:59:13.483 --> 00:59:15.443
♪ I've lost track Of all time ♪

00:59:15.485 --> 00:59:17.611
♪ ‘Cause you're always
On my mind ♪

00:59:17.612 --> 00:59:19.590
♪ You're just that type of guy
That'll make me cry ♪

00:59:19.614 --> 00:59:22.492
♪ Oh, why, oh, why, oh, why,
Oh, why, he's disappeared ♪

00:59:22.533 --> 00:59:24.493
♪ This feeling Is really weird ♪

00:59:24.534 --> 00:59:26.243
♪ You're precious
And you're dear ♪

00:59:26.244 --> 00:59:28.746
♪ Can you feel the weight
Of these tears? ♪

00:59:28.747 --> 00:59:31.875
♪ Where are you, baby?
We used to have so much fun ♪

00:59:31.917 --> 00:59:34.294
♪ You drive me crazy ♪

00:59:34.336 --> 00:59:36.171
♪ Somebody tell me
Where he's gone ♪

00:59:36.213 --> 00:59:39.548
♪ Where are you, baby?
We used to have so much fun ♪

00:59:39.549 --> 00:59:41.926
♪ You drive me crazy ♪

01:00:05.241 --> 01:00:09.161
♪ Where are you, baby?
We used to have so much fun ♪

01:00:14.709 --> 01:00:16.419
Aaah!

01:00:55.750 --> 01:00:57.501
Why don't we get
underneath the bench?

01:01:00.880 --> 01:01:03.048
Do you want to get on top?

01:01:10.222 --> 01:01:12.891
You check the office.
I'll scope the dressing rooms.

01:01:12.892 --> 01:01:14.435
Right.

01:01:23.235 --> 01:01:25.362
You're on top.

01:01:27.030 --> 01:01:28.990
Did you want to be on top?

01:01:29.032 --> 01:01:30.200
Oh, no.

01:01:30.241 --> 01:01:32.743
I'm fine where I am.

01:01:32.744 --> 01:01:34.120
Sure.

01:02:07.195 --> 01:02:10.406
Ow, ow, OW.

01:02:12.492 --> 01:02:14.911
I think he went to the back.

01:02:26.548 --> 01:02:28.091
Evening.

01:02:32.178 --> 01:02:33.513
Nice.

01:02:34.514 --> 01:02:36.223
Excellent.

01:02:36.224 --> 01:02:39.644
Hey, you got a tattoo?

01:02:41.980 --> 01:02:42.980
No, sir.

01:02:42.981 --> 01:02:44.856
Not you, asshole!

01:02:44.857 --> 01:02:46.774
I'm a missing person.

01:02:46.775 --> 01:02:49.069
The whole town
is looking for me.

01:02:49.111 --> 01:02:50.653
You hidin' out?

01:02:50.654 --> 01:02:52.406
Yes.

01:02:52.447 --> 01:02:54.823
I'd appreciate it
if you'd let us sit up.

01:02:54.824 --> 01:02:56.868
What about the tattoo?

01:02:56.909 --> 01:02:58.828
I don't have one.

01:02:58.870 --> 01:03:00.662
You owe me a buck.

01:03:00.704 --> 01:03:02.121
Actually, it's up to two.

01:03:02.122 --> 01:03:04.706
I borrowed that one
off you at burger king.

01:03:04.707 --> 01:03:07.001
Excuse me.

01:03:08.377 --> 01:03:10.313
Are you planning to shoot us
in the back of the head?

01:03:10.337 --> 01:03:14.090
We haven't decided yet, have we?

01:03:15.174 --> 01:03:16.217
Who are you?

01:03:16.259 --> 01:03:19.303
Ah... you don't want to know.

01:03:19.304 --> 01:03:21.723
Wouldn't have asked if
he didn't want to know.

01:03:21.764 --> 01:03:24.349
He's a little crazy.
He's my brother.

01:03:24.391 --> 01:03:25.517
That's not true.

01:03:25.559 --> 01:03:27.686
She doesn't even know me.

01:03:27.728 --> 01:03:29.813
Somebody better start
talking straight here.

01:03:29.855 --> 01:03:31.146
That's the truth.

01:03:31.147 --> 01:03:32.355
OK.

01:03:34.940 --> 01:03:35.941
You want to know?

01:03:37.233 --> 01:03:38.484
Mm-hmm.

01:03:38.526 --> 01:03:41.487
OK, good. But...

01:03:42.989 --> 01:03:44.197
Come on over here.

01:03:45.781 --> 01:03:46.949
What?

01:03:46.991 --> 01:03:48.117
Come on over.

01:03:48.159 --> 01:03:49.785
Come on over here!

01:03:49.827 --> 01:03:51.329
Over here.

01:04:08.304 --> 01:04:10.348
Come on down here.

01:04:12.975 --> 01:04:14.934
That's right. Down here.

01:04:14.935 --> 01:04:16.603
Uh-huh?

01:04:17.604 --> 01:04:18.730
OK.

01:04:20.774 --> 01:04:23.693
You dumb sons of bitches.

01:04:23.735 --> 01:04:26.947
Do you realize that
you have just walked

01:04:26.988 --> 01:04:30.575
straight into a $60-million
drug transaction?

01:04:32.952 --> 01:04:34.744
90, you're running this

01:04:34.786 --> 01:04:37.789
multi-zillion-dollar drug
transaction by yourself?

01:04:37.830 --> 01:04:39.414
Little Target boy.

01:04:40.749 --> 01:04:42.000
No.

01:04:42.042 --> 01:04:44.544
No, I'm not doing it by myself.

01:04:44.586 --> 01:04:46.296
Oh, no, no.

01:04:47.464 --> 01:04:49.174
As a matter of fact,

01:04:50.509 --> 01:04:52.177
In about 10 minutes

01:04:52.219 --> 01:04:55.763
this place is gonna
be alive with the meanest,

01:04:55.764 --> 01:04:58.642
Ugliest, most impatient animals
you guys have ever seen.

01:04:59.643 --> 01:05:02.854
I'll give you five minutes
to take

01:05:02.896 --> 01:05:05.148
Whatever you want
in the whole store.

01:05:05.190 --> 01:05:08.986
I won't tell.
Take your guns and go.

01:05:09.027 --> 01:05:10.779
OK, then, who's the girl?

01:05:13.198 --> 01:05:15.200
I'm his hostage. Yes, yes!

01:05:16.868 --> 01:05:19.452
Is that true? Hmm?

01:05:19.453 --> 01:05:22.373
Yes! Yes, it's true.

01:05:22.415 --> 01:05:24.125
And, um,

01:05:27.712 --> 01:05:31.424
if the deal doesn't go down,
she becomes pig feed.

01:05:31.465 --> 01:05:32.632
Bullshit.

01:05:32.633 --> 01:05:34.927
Oh, really?

01:05:37.596 --> 01:05:39.431
Well, blow her away.

01:05:39.432 --> 01:05:40.850
That's bullshit!

01:05:42.226 --> 01:05:43.477
OK.

01:05:45.229 --> 01:05:48.482
Then give me your guns
and I'll do it for you.

01:05:49.734 --> 01:05:51.318
It's bullshit, right?

01:05:52.486 --> 01:05:53.778
We'll see.

01:05:55.989 --> 01:05:57.572
Roll over.

01:05:57.573 --> 01:05:59.533
You heard him. What?

01:05:59.575 --> 01:06:01.744
Roll over! You too, honey.

01:06:01.785 --> 01:06:04.121
You heard me. Roll over. Do it!

01:06:04.163 --> 01:06:06.540
Come on, come on!
Roll! That's it.

01:06:07.875 --> 01:06:10.210
Mmm! Yeah.

01:06:11.294 --> 01:06:14.255
Um, give me the guns.

01:06:15.882 --> 01:06:17.382
No way, man. Uh-uh.

01:06:17.424 --> 01:06:18.675
Fine.

01:06:18.717 --> 01:06:21.386
You do it.
I don't need her anymore.

01:06:22.721 --> 01:06:24.473
I only needed her
to get through custom.

01:06:24.514 --> 01:06:25.597
I don't like this.

01:06:25.598 --> 01:06:27.683
This sucks. It's not worth It.

01:06:27.725 --> 01:06:29.685
We don't have time. Do it!

01:06:29.727 --> 01:06:31.019
All right.

01:06:34.522 --> 01:06:35.982
It's nothing personal.

01:06:36.024 --> 01:06:36.983
Jim!

01:06:37.025 --> 01:06:38.734
Too late. They're here!

01:06:38.735 --> 01:06:41.527
It's too late. They're here.

01:06:41.528 --> 01:06:45.364
Men, hold your fire.

01:06:45.365 --> 01:06:47.825
Ned, Tommy, hold your fire.

01:06:47.826 --> 01:06:51.038
There are infrared scopes
trained on your heads.

01:06:51.080 --> 01:06:52.414
We didn't want this!

01:06:52.456 --> 01:06:55.166
It's the girl you want, not us!

01:06:55.167 --> 01:06:57.919
Ned, we got a WD-40.
That's right. A full-scale pms.

01:06:57.920 --> 01:06:59.921
Everybody, just relax!

01:06:59.922 --> 01:07:02.299
Everybody, just relax!

01:07:02.341 --> 01:07:04.216
The place is gonna blow.

01:07:04.217 --> 01:07:07.512
Just relax.
Now, put down your guns.

01:07:07.553 --> 01:07:10.721
They're putting down the guns.
Are you putting them down?

01:07:10.722 --> 01:07:13.558
Get down ‘cause
lives are at stake.

01:07:13.600 --> 01:07:16.019
Let go. Now get back.

01:07:17.562 --> 01:07:20.564
Spread ‘em. Spread the legs.
Put down the dogs.

01:07:20.565 --> 01:07:22.859
OK, put the dogs down.

01:07:22.901 --> 01:07:24.528
Put the dogs down! Both of ‘em!

01:07:24.569 --> 01:07:27.114
Put the dogs down! Down!

01:07:27.155 --> 01:07:29.824
That was great!

01:07:29.825 --> 01:07:31.992
I got a surprise for you guys.

01:07:31.993 --> 01:07:34.621
We have a bit of
a surprise for you, too.

01:07:36.205 --> 01:07:37.915
Them guns aren't loaded.

01:07:47.842 --> 01:07:49.134
I got an idea.

01:07:50.176 --> 01:07:51.885
How about a truce?

01:07:51.886 --> 01:07:54.889
I'm full of shit.
You're full of shit.

01:07:54.931 --> 01:07:57.392
Everybody at one time
is full of shit.

01:07:57.433 --> 01:08:01.146
I'll throw on some corn dogs
and we'll get to know each other.

01:08:01.187 --> 01:08:03.857
I'd like to know what
goes on inside your heads.

01:08:03.898 --> 01:08:06.275
OK, you had the big one...

01:08:06.316 --> 01:08:07.568
No.

01:08:07.609 --> 01:08:09.569
Sorry. I could've sworn
you had the big one.

01:08:14.073 --> 01:08:15.449
I lied.

01:08:19.787 --> 01:08:22.748
These are the men that
killed that guy in Saltburg.

01:08:24.040 --> 01:08:26.458
I'm fairly sure
that we're gonna die.

01:08:26.459 --> 01:08:29.504
I'm disappointed we're not
going to California together.

01:08:29.546 --> 01:08:30.838
We're not dead yet.

01:08:32.381 --> 01:08:33.965
Pretty darn close.

01:08:34.007 --> 01:08:35.215
No.

01:08:35.257 --> 01:08:37.926
If I can get them
to take me with them,

01:08:37.968 --> 01:08:40.887
Maybe I can get away
and come back for you.

01:08:40.888 --> 01:08:43.223
We need a car and
they obviously have one.

01:08:44.433 --> 01:08:46.351
Just...

01:08:46.393 --> 01:08:47.853
Go along with whatever I do. OK.

01:08:47.895 --> 01:08:48.979
OK.

01:09:01.450 --> 01:09:03.409
50, what's the word on you two?

01:09:03.410 --> 01:09:05.078
Are you married?

01:09:07.080 --> 01:09:08.933
Obviously,
you're hack crooks if you can't pull off

01:09:08.957 --> 01:09:10.292
a discount store job.

01:09:12.419 --> 01:09:15.214
What were you planning
to steal? Hair spray?

01:09:19.551 --> 01:09:20.594
Sorry.

01:09:25.015 --> 01:09:26.307
Lady, you got a job?

01:09:28.183 --> 01:09:29.308
No.

01:09:29.309 --> 01:09:31.228
Then don't Knock ours.

01:09:32.312 --> 01:09:34.231
Crime isn't a job.
It's a sickness.

01:09:39.402 --> 01:09:40.445
Whoops.

01:09:41.655 --> 01:09:42.947
Anyone have some change?

01:09:55.167 --> 01:09:57.127
You look like a lady
in need of a quarter.

01:09:57.169 --> 01:09:59.880
I might need more
than just a quarter.

01:10:02.758 --> 01:10:04.385
You know... No.

01:10:05.593 --> 01:10:07.220
You and I could make
a lot of money.

01:10:07.262 --> 01:10:10.223
Honey, me and Nestor
are partners.

01:10:10.265 --> 01:10:11.933
We don't need a third.

01:10:11.975 --> 01:10:14.394
You don't know, so shut up.

01:10:18.314 --> 01:10:20.608
Hop on.

01:10:36.582 --> 01:10:38.835
Now.

01:10:38.876 --> 01:10:40.460
Let's go now.

01:10:42.128 --> 01:10:43.462
Know what you are?

01:10:43.504 --> 01:10:44.630
Yeah.

01:10:44.672 --> 01:10:47.300
You are one good-looking
ball of trouble.

01:10:50.303 --> 01:10:51.387
Good.

01:11:02.940 --> 01:11:06.693
♪ Ya-ya-ya-ya Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya ♪

01:11:08.569 --> 01:11:12.781
♪ Ya-ya-ya-ya Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya ♪

01:11:16.285 --> 01:11:17.577
♪ Go ♪

01:11:28.796 --> 01:11:30.756
What do you think, for the car?

01:11:30.797 --> 01:11:31.964
This one?

01:11:31.965 --> 01:11:34.760
No, the whole thing.
We'll lay it in back.

01:11:34.801 --> 01:11:37.220
We got multi-cassette
capabilities.

01:11:37.262 --> 01:11:39.096
Think of the sound.

01:11:39.097 --> 01:11:42.601
♪ Ya-ya-ya-ya Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya ♪

01:11:44.269 --> 01:11:48.398
♪ Ya-ya-ya-ya Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya ♪

01:11:49.816 --> 01:11:53.820
♪ Ya-ya-ya-ya Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya ♪

01:11:54.904 --> 01:11:59.617
♪ Ya-ya-ya-ya Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya ♪

01:12:00.951 --> 01:12:04.288
♪ Ya-ya-ya-ya Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya ♪

01:12:05.872 --> 01:12:09.459
I'm not helping you
load your car.

01:12:09.501 --> 01:12:10.835
Think again, boy.

01:12:10.877 --> 01:12:13.880
You're not taking the
stolen merchandise out.

01:12:13.922 --> 01:12:15.631
I'm not gonna let you.

01:12:15.632 --> 01:12:16.674
Get out.

01:12:16.716 --> 01:12:18.592
It's stolen. All of It!

01:12:18.634 --> 01:12:20.593
Gimme that! No!

01:12:20.594 --> 01:12:22.596
Give it to me! It's mine!

01:12:27.101 --> 01:12:30.062
But where... Wait a minute.

01:12:33.273 --> 01:12:35.066
You're not going with them?

01:12:35.067 --> 01:12:36.151
Yeah.

01:12:37.194 --> 01:12:38.986
You'll be an accessory.

01:12:40.362 --> 01:12:41.569
So?

01:12:41.570 --> 01:12:44.615
So? You don't know
anything about them.

01:12:44.657 --> 01:12:46.658
You certainly don't know
anything about him.

01:12:46.659 --> 01:12:48.243
These are hardened
criminals here!

01:12:48.284 --> 01:12:50.328
That's enough!

01:12:52.831 --> 01:12:55.416
Don't waste your time.
You could get a hernia.

01:12:56.417 --> 01:12:58.252
If my foot could talk,

01:12:58.293 --> 01:13:01.338
It would say, "may I please
go up this geek's ass?"

01:13:01.380 --> 01:13:03.632
- Forget him!
- All right.

01:13:03.674 --> 01:13:06.884
He's no use to us. The
guy's built like an oyster.

01:13:06.885 --> 01:13:08.429
Listen, little mister.

01:13:11.056 --> 01:13:14.059
If you tell on us,
I'll kill you.

01:13:20.190 --> 01:13:21.608
Fine.

01:13:26.655 --> 01:13:28.031
Jim.

01:13:37.166 --> 01:13:38.458
Don't be an ass.

01:13:41.377 --> 01:13:42.795
OK, Jimbo?

01:13:45.923 --> 01:13:48.092
Let's go, shall we?

01:14:15.036 --> 01:14:16.454
Ahem.

01:14:17.746 --> 01:14:19.414
Come on, come on!

01:14:36.723 --> 01:14:38.724
You got it? I got it.

01:14:38.725 --> 01:14:40.977
I got ‘em. I got ‘em.

01:16:03.643 --> 01:16:05.145
That wasn't a store robbery.

01:16:06.353 --> 01:16:07.521
That was an assassination.

01:16:08.689 --> 01:16:11.400
That wasn't a clerk.
That was a wise guy.

01:16:11.442 --> 01:16:14.360
How do I know?
I spent a little time

01:16:14.361 --> 01:16:17.071
with the FBI's
organized crime unit.

01:16:17.072 --> 01:16:20.451
I'm intimately knowledgeable with
the seedy and rancorous workings

01:16:20.492 --> 01:16:22.452
of the mob in the Midwest
section of this country.

01:16:23.703 --> 01:16:26.664
I know a gangland slaying
when I see one,

01:16:26.706 --> 01:16:28.374
And that's exactly what this is.

01:16:30.001 --> 01:16:31.960
I'd look into it
myself personally,

01:16:31.961 --> 01:16:33.880
But I got a date tonight.

01:16:42.722 --> 01:16:44.390
Attention Target shoppers.

01:17:32.480 --> 01:17:33.648
Jim!

01:18:28.745 --> 01:18:30.621
He Is So cool!

01:18:30.645 --> 01:18:50.645
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01:19:13.956 --> 01:19:17.124
♪ Got my ray-bans on
Every day and night ♪

01:19:17.125 --> 01:19:20.545
♪ Got a one-track mind
That I wanna hide ♪

01:19:20.587 --> 01:19:23.923
♪ Got an easy job
That I try to keep ♪

01:19:23.924 --> 01:19:27.301
♪ Got a bunch of girls
And I got ‘em cheap ♪

01:19:27.343 --> 01:19:30.762
♪ Got a million things
That I wanna do ♪

01:19:30.763 --> 01:19:34.849
♪ But I waste my time
Hangin’ out with you ♪

01:19:34.850 --> 01:19:38.353
♪ It's not because
I'm really easy to please ♪

01:19:38.354 --> 01:19:41.690
♪ It's not the way you
Bring me down on my knees ♪

01:19:41.732 --> 01:19:44.735
♪ It's just a feeling
But it keeps coming back ♪

01:19:44.777 --> 01:19:47.446
♪ It's a tiny little
Heart attack ♪

01:19:51.492 --> 01:19:54.578
♪ Got a big guitar
Lookin' dynamite ♪

01:19:54.620 --> 01:19:57.956
♪ Got a Thunderbird
That I drive all night ♪

01:19:57.957 --> 01:20:01.626
♪ Got a shoeshine boy
Working overtime ♪

01:20:01.627 --> 01:20:04.795
♪ Gotta grow up soon
But I never mind ♪

01:20:04.796 --> 01:20:08.257
♪ Got a big fat guy
Taking all the blame ♪

01:20:08.258 --> 01:20:12.386
♪ For the chairs I break
When you call my name ♪

01:20:12.387 --> 01:20:15.848
♪ It's not because
I'm really easy to please ♪

01:20:15.849 --> 01:20:19.225
♪ It's not the way you
Bring me down on my knees ♪

01:20:19.226 --> 01:20:22.018
♪ It's just a feeling
But it keeps coming back ♪

01:20:22.019 --> 01:20:25.187
♪ It's a tiny little
Heart attack ♪

01:20:25.188 --> 01:20:28.608
♪ Just a tiny little
Heart attack ♪

01:20:59.598 --> 01:21:02.767
♪ Got a snakeskin suit
That I really like ♪

01:21:02.809 --> 01:21:06.145
♪ Lookin’ like the devil
On a Friday night ♪

01:21:06.146 --> 01:21:09.523
♪ Got a shark outside
In the swimming pool ♪

01:21:09.565 --> 01:21:12.984
♪ But there won't be trouble
If you're stayin’ cool ♪

01:21:12.985 --> 01:21:16.446
♪ Got my mind made up
That I'm leavin’ you ♪

01:21:16.447 --> 01:21:20.659
♪ But it won't be easy
No, it won't be true ♪

01:21:50.648 --> 01:21:53.943
♪ Got a snakeskin suit
That I really like ♪

01:21:53.984 --> 01:21:57.237
♪ Lookin’ like the devil
On a Friday night ♪

01:21:57.279 --> 01:22:00.741
♪ Got a shark outside
In the swimming pool ♪

01:22:00.783 --> 01:22:04.119
♪ But there won't be trouble
If you're stayin’ cool ♪

01:22:04.161 --> 01:22:07.498
♪ Got my mind made up
That I'm leavin’ you ♪

01:22:07.539 --> 01:22:11.709
♪ But it won't be easy
No, it won't be true ♪

01:22:11.710 --> 01:22:15.130
♪ I'll never make it
Through a Saturday night ♪

01:22:15.172 --> 01:22:18.548
♪ I'll never make
Another move in the lights ♪

01:22:18.549 --> 01:22:21.385
♪ ‘Cause if I see you and
You're lookin' like that ♪

01:22:21.386 --> 01:22:25.390
♪ I'll get a tiny little
Heart attack, attack ♪

01:22:25.431 --> 01:22:28.851
♪ It's not because
I'm really easy to please ♪

01:22:28.893 --> 01:22:32.188
♪ It's not the way you
Bring me down on my knees ♪

01:22:32.230 --> 01:22:35.023
♪ It's just a feeling
But it keeps coming back ♪

01:22:35.065 --> 01:22:38.234
♪ It's a tiny little
Heart attack ♪

01:22:38.275 --> 01:22:45.112
♪ Give me a tiny little
Heart attack ♪

01:22:45.116 --> 01:22:48.451
♪ I want a tiny little
Heart attack ♪

01:22:48.452 --> 01:22:51.620
♪ Give me a tiny little
Heart attack ♪

01:22:51.621 --> 01:22:55.041
♪ I want a tiny little
Heart attack ♪