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Riggs, Homicide.

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- Nobody's dead.
- Night's young.

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This is Sergeant Murtaugh.

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- Threat or scare?
- The real thing.

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This gentleman saw the device.

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On Level 1, near the gas pumps.
I wrote the license plate down.

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That's okay, sir. Thanks a lot.

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- Have you evacuated the building?
- It's clean.

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- Bomb squad?
- On their way.

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- It's under control. Let's go.
- Bomb squad?

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Rog, I think we ought to check this out.

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- Hey. Hey, hey, hey, Riggs.
- What?

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- Bomb squad's on their way.
- There's no bomb.

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- How can you be sure?
- Because it's a full moon.

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Moon, lunar, lunatics.
They're everywhere.

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- Hey, is that Greek?
- No, no. Latin.

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Latin. Man, you surprise
the shit out of me.

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There's no bomb.
It's probably a false alarm.

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It happens. Probably saw
a radio on the back seat.

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Hey, hey. Let's not mess with this.
Wait for the bomb squad.

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You're right.
You sit tight, I'll be right back.

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- Hey, hey, hey, Riggs.
- What's the matter with you?

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- There's a bomb in that building.
- There's not.

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- There's a bomb!
- There is not.

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There's a bomb in that building!
Know how come I know?

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- How?
- I got eight days to retirement.

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And I will not make a stupid mistake.

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There is no bomb.

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I will bet vital parts of my anatomy
to the fact. Now, look. Look.

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Trust me. Okay? Trust me.

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That's usually my first mistake.

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- Hey, Riggs.
- Yo.

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Hey, wait. I'm coming.

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- Hey, Rog?
- Yeah?

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- Your insurance paid up?
- Yeah, of course. Why?

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- There could be a bomb in here.
- Oh, God.

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I hate it when I'm right.

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- You ought to learn to trust your instincts.
- Oh, God.

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First impression
can often be the right one.

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Leak in his diff. About to drop his
drive shaft. No wonder there's a bomb.

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Just don't touch it.

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Just looking.

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Right.

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What are you gonna do?
Don't open the door. Don't open the door!

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Son of a bitch, just look at it.

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- Just look at it.
- That's all I'm gonna do, is look.

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Oh, my. There's more plastic than Cher.

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I love this job. This is amateur night.
Open the door. I can't hear you.

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Open the door.

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Don't do nothing.

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Not that one! Mm-mm!

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You son of a bitch.

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Well, this is a pretty shonky job.
I can dismantle it.

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It looks like Beirut to me.
Let's get the hell out of here.

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Everybody's outside. Just me, you
and this cat are dumb enough to be here.

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Nearly a cat-tastrophe, huh? Heh.

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- Relax, Rog. Relax. Right.
- Don't do nothing.

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We got nine minutes
and seven seconds left.

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- Know what we could do?
- What?

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- We could drive this out.
- Fine, it's your turn to drive.

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No keys. Tsk, tsk. I could hot-wire it.

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Aah! Don't even say "hot-wire"
around this stuff, man.

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- You're right, you're right.
- Why am I doing this? Why am I...?

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Looks like we're gonna have to do it
the old-fashioned way.

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Riggs, what are you thinking?
What are you thinking, Riggs? Riggs.

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- I'm thinking we should cut the blue wire.
- Wait!

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- That's not what I think.
- You think red?

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No. No.

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I'm thinking that it's
eight minutes and 42 seconds.

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We can go upstairs, wait for
the bomb squad, have a cappuccino.

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The bomb squad never gets here on time.
It's eight minutes and 31 seconds.

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- Rog, please.
- Forget the cappuccino.

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- You know what they're gonna say?
- "Get the fuck out of here."

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After that, they're gonna say, "Cut the
blue wire," which I'm gonna do right now.

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- Hey, hey. Wait, wait. Riggs. Wait.
- What?

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- How can you be so sure?
- Oh, it's just a hunch.

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- A hunch?
- Remember the bomb under your toilet?

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- Oh, shit. How could I forget?
- Red wire, blue wire, same thing.

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This is more simplified.
A bit more powerful, but more simplified.

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- From where I was sitting, I couldn't see.
- Forget it. Come on, trust me.

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Yeah, so I gotta trust you?

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Guess not.
Well, I'm cutting the red wire, okay?

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Oh! Oh!

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- What? What?
- A minute ago you said blue.

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- Did I say blue?
- Riggs, you said blue.

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- Well, I meant red.
- You sure?

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We can do it your way if you'd like.

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- My way? I don't have...!
- Quiet!

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- I'm sure, okay?
- Shit.

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You ready?

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- Rog?
- What?

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Won't you kind of miss all this good stuff
when you retire?

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Aren't you gonna miss it a little bit? Huh?

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I'm cutting the wire.

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Snip. See? All done.

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- Rog.
- Yeah?

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- Grab the cat.
- Grab the cat?

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Get back! Take cover!

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Where are they?

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Bravo.

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Oops.

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Right. Oops.

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Right.

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Seven days to retirement,
I'm busted down to patrolman.

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I should've cut the red wire.

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- You did.
- No, I didn't. I cut the blue wire.

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That's what I meant.
We should've waited for the bomb squad.

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Am I gonna have to listen to this?

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- Every day until I retire.
- That'll be a week too long.

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Ah, shit.

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- My feet are killing me.
- They're killing me too.

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- How?
- I gotta listen to you bitch about them!

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- Because you should've cut the red wire!
- I did cut the red wire!

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What's this? it's kind of soft.
It's not a bulletproof vest.

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- It's not gonna keep anything out.
- Gonna keep my stomach in.

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What do you got under there?

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- It's a girdle.
- What?

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Oh, God. it's a girdle.

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Trish know about this?

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Not a woman's girdle, a man's girdle.

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- They make girdles for men?
- They make girdles for men.

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- They do, huh?
- Yeah, they do.

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I haven't worn this uniform in 15 years.
Cleaners must have shrunk it.

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Well, you should take it to Chin.

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I did take it to Chin over in Alpine.
Look at it. It's shrunk all up in here.

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- Have to hold my breath.
- Did you see that?

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- See what?
- Jaywalker.

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Jaywalking?

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Hold it right there, pal.
Step up here, please.

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- Me?
- Yes, you.

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- What did I do?
- Stand there.

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What'd you do? Jaywalking.
I saw you. I have to cite you.

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Jaywalking? Oh, Jesus, come on.

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Can you handle this
or should I radio for backup?

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- Got the ticket book?
- People are committing crimes...

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- ...and you're hassling me?
- Shut up!

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Yeah.

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Oh!

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- Do you know how to fill one of these out?
- A long time ago. Let me see.

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Can't read it. The print is little.

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- Without my glasses.
- You're no help.

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Can we speed this up? You may
have nothing to do. I have things to do.

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No, we can't, so will you shut up?

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- Jaywalking.
- Ask for his license.

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- License for jaywalking?
- Yeah, jaywalking.

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I don't have it on me, okay?
I wasn't driving, okay?

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I was walking.
What, do I need a walking license now?

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- Oh, let's just shoot him.
- Oh, oh, oh, what is he crazy?

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I'm gonna drill him.
We can make it look like suicide.

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- Get out of the way!
- No, no, no. The video cameras.

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I don't care! I'm gonna drill him!

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Get out of here, before my partner kills you!
Go that way, not that way!

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This way! Over there!

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- Go, run! Now! Run!
- Right there, yeah.

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Hey. Hey!

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Hey, wait a minute.
You forgot to sign.

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- Hey.
- What's that?

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Wait a minute.
You forgot to sign the form.

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Hey, who are you?
You're not the regular guy.

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- He's on vacation.
- On vacation?

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Well, who the hell is that?

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Get in the truck! Get!

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You fucking prick!

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- Riggs! Riggs!
- Are you all right?

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- Hey, are you a cop?
- Yeah.

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Fourteen-sixty. Into pursuit.
Will continue transmission.

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Call 911.

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All right, honey.
Let me drive. We're in pursuit.

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I'm driving, baby! Don't worry.

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This fool picked the wrong time
to mess with the wrong lady.

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All right. Just stay close.

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Hey, hey, hey. Right behind you, baby.
That's right. Take a good look.

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Delores the Road Warrior
is dead on your raggedy ass.

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Ram him! Ram him!

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- Watch out, Riggs.
- Come on!

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- Are you married, sugar?
- What? Yeah, 24 years.

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- Yeah, 24 years.
- Yeah, but is it working?

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- Hey, you can't get closer?
- I am. I'm getting closer.

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Hold on, Riggs! Hold on!

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Hey, hey!
- Hold on! Hold on! We got you.

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Hold on!

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- I told you I could do it.
- Closer!

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Get me up there.
- Yeah, get up close.

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I am. I am, all right?

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- Back off, back off!
- Aah!

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- If he falls, don't hit him.
- Don't worry. I got something for you.

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Whoa!

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Ooh, hoo-hoo! Thanks for the interest,
sugar, but one thing at a time.

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- Catch him, catch him.
- All right.

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Keep singing, baby. Just stay close.

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Relax, baby. Relax, baby.

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Ho! Ho! Ho!
Hey, keep your hands off my thigh.

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- My partner's in trouble. Watch
out for him. - I got him!

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- Boy, I'm getting too old for this shit.
- Not for me, you're not, sugar.

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You have the right
to remain unconscious.

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Anything you say ain't gonna be much.

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Hey, Riggs. You all right?
- Ha!

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I'm okay. I think we gotta book this guy
for not wearing his seat belt though.

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Hey, that was dynamite driving.

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- No, she's the dynamite driver.
- I'll show you dynamite.

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Whoo!
- Sure enough. Whoo!

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- What have you two been up to?
- What do you mean? We were in pursuit.

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- I saw you kiss her.
- No, I didn't. She kissed me.

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It looked mutual. Wipe that lipstick off
before the guys at the station start talking.

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Hey, go spit, Riggs.

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You okay? You all right?

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Back to bed. Back to bed.

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- Morning, guys. Daddy.
- Hey.

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Hey, how about treating your dad
to breakfast today, okay?

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- You got six more days to go.
- Laundry service.

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Hold this. Hangers?

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I'm springing for the soap.
Nothing too fancy. That's a cute dog.

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- It's a Westie.
- Morning. Westie?

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- Morning, Trish.
- Hey.

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Morning, Rog.

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- Hey, Nick.
- Spare me.

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- What? Didn't you brush your teeth?
- Hold it, mister.

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I'm just looking for some orange juice.

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Don't get fingerprints on the door,
and put the glass in the dishwasher.

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- Did somebody commit a murder?
- Somebody's coming to see the house.

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Oh. Hey, I think a little mess
adds to the charm.

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How's this, huh?

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This great? Okay? Okay?

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Kelly's Pool Hall. Kelly speaking.

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Yeah, right, Kelly.
Hi, let me speak to Dad.

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Oh, hi, honey. How are you?
I thought I asked you not to call me here.

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- It's for you, Rog.
- Me?

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Hmm?

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Uh, who are...? Who is it? Hello?

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Hi. it's my first day at work.

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- Gonna come wish me luck?
- Rianne?

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Beautiful, huh?

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- Come on, come on, check it out.
- Beautiful lawn.

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It's great.

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See how quiet it is here? Listen, listen.

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That great? Come on.

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- Very quiet.
- The inside's better than the outside.

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It's the people to look at the house.
- And our broker.

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Okay, okay. Just wanna make sure.

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I gotta show you this room first.
This is my favorite. This is great.

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- Okay? I love it. That it? That say it all?
- Oh, yeah.

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- Beautiful.
- Very nice.

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Oh, I love that picture window.

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Shh. Shh. Shh.

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- You do? It's been completely replaced.
- Oh, why was that?

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A drug dealer came through with his car
and crashed right in.

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Shot up the whole place. Shh.

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Son of a bitch.
I'm gonna cut him off at the...

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- Ha, ha! Leo.
- Oh, ha. Drug dealer.

00:17:07.234 --> 00:17:09.527
It's true. Hey, it's true. True.

00:17:09.695 --> 00:17:12.864
Okay, anyway, look. Like the drapes?
Maybe she'll leave the drapes.

00:17:13.032 --> 00:17:14.907
Hey, I thought you quit, huh?
- I did.

00:17:15.075 --> 00:17:17.702
- You'll stink up the house. Don't smoke.
- I'm edgy.

00:17:17.870 --> 00:17:21.247
- You're edgy? Here.
- That stuff about the drug dealer...

00:17:21.415 --> 00:17:22.623
Chew on these.

00:17:22.791 --> 00:17:24.876
Listen, I have to tell you
these things, okay?

00:17:25.044 --> 00:17:27.128
It's the law. It's called full disclosure.

00:17:27.296 --> 00:17:29.589
Anything else you wanna disclose
before we go on?

00:17:31.091 --> 00:17:34.218
Okay, now that you mention it, the
bathroom has been completely remodeled...

00:17:34.386 --> 00:17:35.928
due to unexpected bomb damage.

00:17:36.096 --> 00:17:37.972
Hey, hey, hey, come on. It's okay.

00:17:38.140 --> 00:17:40.016
- Son of a bitch. I'm gonna...
Shh. Shh.

00:17:40.184 --> 00:17:42.226
- Don't. You'll never sell...
Shh.

00:17:47.274 --> 00:17:49.484
Okay, okay.
So, uh, we saw enough of the kitchen.

00:17:49.651 --> 00:17:52.653
Let me show you upstairs.
Wait till you see this. it's beautiful.

00:17:52.821 --> 00:17:54.322
You're really gonna love this.

00:17:58.827 --> 00:18:01.496
They're gone.
Leo Getz, I guess I'm gonna kill him.

00:18:01.663 --> 00:18:04.082
Son of a bitch. I'm gonna kill him!
I'm gonna kill him!

00:18:04.249 --> 00:18:06.751
Don't...
He's trying to ruin me, Riggs.

00:18:07.294 --> 00:18:10.129
- Hey, Leo, you got...
- They weren't gonna buy the house!

00:18:10.297 --> 00:18:13.758
- Yeah, you scared them away.
- No, they couldn't afford the financing.

00:18:13.926 --> 00:18:16.094
- Oh, Jesus.
- Okay, relax.

00:18:16.261 --> 00:18:19.597
I had to tell them everything. It's the law, okay?
I mean, full disclosure.

00:18:19.765 --> 00:18:21.808
- You must have heard of it.
- I'm a cop. I'm the law.

00:18:21.975 --> 00:18:23.017
- Ah!
- Ow!

00:18:23.185 --> 00:18:26.062
- Get off me! What is it with you?
- Hold it.

00:18:27.356 --> 00:18:28.397
Okay, okay.

00:18:28.565 --> 00:18:31.234
At least he didn't tell them
about that nail-gun incident.

00:18:31.401 --> 00:18:33.528
- Oh...
- I forgot.

00:18:33.695 --> 00:18:36.114
Did you have a permit
when you built over the garage?

00:18:36.281 --> 00:18:38.241
- Permit?
- You know what I'll do? Hold it.

00:18:38.408 --> 00:18:41.119
Leo's here. I'll take care of it.
I'll make a couple calls.

00:18:41.286 --> 00:18:42.954
We'll get some back-dated permits.

00:18:43.122 --> 00:18:45.289
- Which phone can I use?
- Uh, sunroom. Sunroom.

00:18:45.457 --> 00:18:48.042
- Okay, okay, okay. I got you.
- Jesus Christ.

00:18:48.210 --> 00:18:50.878
- It's gotta be easier than this.
- They don't know Leo Getz.

00:18:51.046 --> 00:18:53.923
You could do with less aggravation.
Come to work with me.

00:18:54.091 --> 00:18:57.260
Yeah. Thank you, Leo. Son of a bitch.

00:18:57.427 --> 00:18:59.720
Stop fronting yourself.
You know what I'm saying?

00:18:59.888 --> 00:19:01.848
Swing with me and my crew.
That's the move.

00:19:06.979 --> 00:19:08.896
Forget school.

00:19:10.983 --> 00:19:13.442
Oh, man. Here comes your pops, man.

00:19:13.735 --> 00:19:15.611
- Later, man.
- All right, I gotcha.

00:19:15.779 --> 00:19:18.573
- All right, bro. I'm out, man.
- Next time, G. Peace, bro.

00:19:21.493 --> 00:19:23.369
- Morning, Rog.
- How you doing?

00:19:23.537 --> 00:19:25.663
- How you doing, Mr. Fisher?
- Hey, Nick.

00:19:25.831 --> 00:19:27.582
Hey, Nick.

00:19:27.749 --> 00:19:30.376
- Uh, wasn't that Darryl?
- Yeah.

00:19:30.544 --> 00:19:32.420
Haven't seen him around in a while.

00:19:33.505 --> 00:19:36.924
- He dropped out of school.
- Those are pretty gang colors he's wearing.

00:19:37.092 --> 00:19:38.593
Yeah, I know.

00:19:39.928 --> 00:19:41.053
Hey, Nick.

00:19:42.097 --> 00:19:44.432
- Yeah, Dad.
- Be good.

00:19:45.309 --> 00:19:46.809
Word.

00:19:48.645 --> 00:19:50.271
Hey, word, Nick.

00:19:50.647 --> 00:19:52.106
Word.

00:19:55.068 --> 00:19:57.778
- Word, Riggs.
- Word, Rog.

00:19:58.447 --> 00:19:59.989
- What are we talking about?
- Word.

00:20:00.157 --> 00:20:02.450
Starts with a W,
"or" in the middle, D on the end.

00:20:02.618 --> 00:20:04.702
- Word. Oh, yeah, that word.
- Where you been?

00:20:04.870 --> 00:20:07.288
- Word.
- Word.

00:20:20.594 --> 00:20:23.638
- Hey, Tyrone, my man, how are you?
- Jack, how's it going?

00:20:23.805 --> 00:20:25.890
- Let's take a walk.
- Hey, wait here for me.

00:20:26.058 --> 00:20:28.809
Look around. This is my dream
and it's all coming true.

00:20:28.977 --> 00:20:32.730
You sank your money into this, out here
in the middle of the fucking desert?

00:20:32.898 --> 00:20:35.149
That's right.
Know why it's gonna be a gold mine?

00:20:35.317 --> 00:20:36.359
Do tell me.

00:20:36.526 --> 00:20:40.029
Because nobody wants to live next door
to people like you. You're a menace.

00:20:40.197 --> 00:20:43.449
Jack, I came out here to do business,
not be insulted by you.

00:20:43.617 --> 00:20:44.951
Relax, Tyrone.

00:20:45.118 --> 00:20:47.620
Just like houses,
friendships need strong foundations.

00:20:47.788 --> 00:20:51.165
Hey, Smitty, come here. Come here.

00:20:53.085 --> 00:20:56.337
What's wrong with you? Don't I
pay you good? Don't I take care of you?

00:20:56.505 --> 00:20:57.505
Sure you do, Jack.

00:20:57.673 --> 00:21:00.258
What's this stupid business
you and Billy tried to pull?

00:21:00.425 --> 00:21:03.803
- It was a good plan. It worked.
- It worked? It didn't work.

00:21:03.971 --> 00:21:05.346
You got nailed first time out.

00:21:05.514 --> 00:21:08.182
Nobody who works for me
goes into business for themselves.

00:21:08.350 --> 00:21:09.642
Understand what I'm saying?

00:21:09.810 --> 00:21:12.019
See how that can jeopardize everything?
Right, Tyrone?

00:21:12.187 --> 00:21:13.604
Heh, heh, whatever.

00:21:13.772 --> 00:21:16.190
Especially trying to pop an armored car.

00:21:16.775 --> 00:21:20.278
Okay, Billy got caught.
There's nothing I can do about that now.

00:21:20.445 --> 00:21:23.072
He's gonna have to face the music
on his own.

00:21:23.365 --> 00:21:26.492
But you and me, Smitty,
we're gonna start over.

00:21:26.660 --> 00:21:28.411
You know what I mean?

00:21:29.371 --> 00:21:31.205
- Whatever you say, Jack.
- Good.

00:21:31.373 --> 00:21:33.374
Glad you understand
what I'm talking about.

00:21:40.173 --> 00:21:42.383
Now we got a relationship
we can build on.

00:21:44.720 --> 00:21:47.888
- Employee problems. You know how it is?
- Yeah, right.

00:21:48.056 --> 00:21:50.975
You invest time and energy
into training somebody.

00:21:51.143 --> 00:21:54.353
They get greedy and do something stupid
that jeopardizes everything.

00:21:54.604 --> 00:21:55.813
It's a bitch.

00:21:56.231 --> 00:21:58.149
Stick around. This is the good part.

00:21:58.567 --> 00:22:01.861
We can put our initials in there. Yeah?

00:22:02.029 --> 00:22:03.738
Jesus Christ.

00:22:07.117 --> 00:22:09.327
Lankershim and Vineland.
Where are we going, Rog?

00:22:09.494 --> 00:22:13.748
Uh, right here. Rianne's got
a new job. I promised her I'd stop by.

00:22:13.915 --> 00:22:15.458
That's a good reason.

00:22:16.293 --> 00:22:19.128
All right. Here we are.

00:22:25.010 --> 00:22:28.304
- You got any silver, any change?
- We're cops.

00:22:28.472 --> 00:22:31.349
That's right, we're cops. Not crooks.
I'll get change.

00:22:41.193 --> 00:22:44.278
Where are you going? Get down!
Get down! All of you, get down!

00:22:58.126 --> 00:23:00.336
Riggs! Riggs!

00:23:05.509 --> 00:23:08.469
How do you like that, huh?
What are you doing with a rubber gun?

00:23:08.637 --> 00:23:11.013
- No! This is a film. There are not...
- What?

00:23:11.181 --> 00:23:14.225
Cut, cut, cut!
Who the fuck is this lunatic?

00:23:14.393 --> 00:23:16.685
- Get him off my set.
- This isn't part of the story.

00:23:16.853 --> 00:23:19.146
- Can we get a cop?
- Where did you come from?

00:23:19.314 --> 00:23:20.648
Jesus. Who are you?

00:23:20.816 --> 00:23:23.943
Rianne, I'm so sorry.
I feel like a microbe right now.

00:23:24.111 --> 00:23:26.404
- You really thought I was in trouble?
- Oh, I did.

00:23:26.571 --> 00:23:29.407
- You did?
- A real cop. Go sit in your fucking trailer.

00:23:29.574 --> 00:23:31.450
What is wrong with you?
Are you an idiot?

00:23:31.618 --> 00:23:32.660
I apologize.

00:23:32.828 --> 00:23:36.622
- He's a friend of mine, a policeman.
- Yeah, we're both here to visit...

00:23:36.790 --> 00:23:38.040
Oh, he's a friend of yours?

00:23:38.208 --> 00:23:42.002
Let me tell you something, okay?
You're fired. All right. Have a nice day.

00:23:42.170 --> 00:23:44.004
Fired? Riggs, what did you do?

00:23:44.840 --> 00:23:48.634
- You're not fired. Don't worry.
- No, you're not. Take it easy, Riggs.

00:23:48.802 --> 00:23:50.636
You can't fire her for something I did.

00:23:50.804 --> 00:23:52.972
I don't care whose mistake it was.
She's fired.

00:23:53.140 --> 00:23:55.850
I apologize to everybody.
- Don't push him.

00:23:56.017 --> 00:23:57.351
- Don't push.
- All of you, go!

00:23:57.519 --> 00:23:59.645
Just take it easy.
Don't push him. Don't push.

00:23:59.813 --> 00:24:02.690
Get off my set, all right?
What are you, deaf? Go.

00:24:02.858 --> 00:24:04.066
Move. Get off my set.

00:24:04.234 --> 00:24:06.360
On any normal day,
I'd smack you in the mouth.

00:24:06.528 --> 00:24:08.446
- Is that so?
- Don't hit him.

00:24:08.613 --> 00:24:09.905
It's a normal day.

00:24:11.158 --> 00:24:13.409
I'm sorry. Listen, are you okay?
I'm sorry.

00:24:13.577 --> 00:24:16.787
God, I'm all thumbs. Look, he fell down.
Let me help you up.

00:24:16.955 --> 00:24:18.497
I said don't hit him, Riggs.

00:24:18.665 --> 00:24:20.541
- Is she fired?
- Yes, she's fired.

00:24:20.709 --> 00:24:21.792
- Is she fired?
- No.

00:24:21.960 --> 00:24:23.794
She got a raise?
- It's all right.

00:24:23.962 --> 00:24:25.880
- Yes. I said yes. Thank you.
- Good.

00:24:26.047 --> 00:24:30.050
- Rianne, I think you have a new friend here.
- Yeah.

00:24:30.385 --> 00:24:31.969
We'd like you to come back.

00:24:33.680 --> 00:24:35.055
All right.

00:24:37.017 --> 00:24:39.143
You can't settle every problem
with your fists.

00:24:39.311 --> 00:24:42.104
- I couldn't use my gun. There was a crowd.
- Okay, six more days.

00:24:42.272 --> 00:24:44.064
Look, I don't wanna hear that anymore.

00:24:44.232 --> 00:24:47.401
Hey, did Rianne get her job back?
Did she get a raise? Did she?

00:24:47.569 --> 00:24:49.361
I don't hear a "thank you."

00:24:49.529 --> 00:24:52.990
Maybe I should, uh, become one of those
Hollywood agents. What do you think?

00:24:53.158 --> 00:24:55.618
- Hmm. Won't work.
- Why?

00:24:55.785 --> 00:25:00.039
- You gotta have killer instinct.
- Heh. Son of a bitch.

00:25:00.248 --> 00:25:04.126
- We should've put the bag on the meter.
- Put it in the glove compartment.

00:25:04.294 --> 00:25:07.254
- No, no. I don't do that anymore.
- Oh, yeah? Good man.

00:25:07.422 --> 00:25:09.757
No, it's full up already.
Put it in the back seat.

00:25:13.845 --> 00:25:16.972
- You really like those things, huh?
- What, these? Yeah, it's good.

00:25:19.768 --> 00:25:23.062
Hey, you know, you can eat a box of them.
I'm still dying for a cigarette.

00:25:26.441 --> 00:25:29.568
- What, you cut yourself shaving?
- Yeah.

00:25:29.736 --> 00:25:33.405
- Old razor?
- Old face.

00:25:34.991 --> 00:25:38.744
I think you're really letting this
retirement thing get you down, Rog.

00:25:38.912 --> 00:25:42.081
Why don't you spend a couple
more years, think it over. Why quit?

00:25:42.249 --> 00:25:44.458
- I got plans for my retirement.
- Yeah, plans.

00:25:44.626 --> 00:25:46.418
- I do. Big plans.
- Sure. Big plans?

00:25:46.586 --> 00:25:48.546
- I had them for a long time.
- Like what?

00:25:48.713 --> 00:25:50.130
Like, uh...

00:25:51.007 --> 00:25:54.760
- Uh, hey, things, man. Okay, yeah, huh?
- Things. Things.

00:25:54.928 --> 00:25:56.971
Yeah, yeah. Things I've put off too long.

00:25:57.138 --> 00:26:00.057
- Those things. I got those things too.
- Yeah, Riggs. Right.

00:26:00.225 --> 00:26:03.352
I can see you've given this
a lot of thought, Rog, actually.

00:26:05.313 --> 00:26:06.814
Yeah.

00:26:07.816 --> 00:26:10.025
I've given it a lot of thought, Riggs.

00:26:29.004 --> 00:26:30.713
Goddamn it!

00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:32.047
What the hell's going on?

00:26:32.215 --> 00:26:33.841
I'm pissed off! You need a reason?

00:26:34.009 --> 00:26:35.259
I thought I heard gunfire.

00:26:35.427 --> 00:26:37.511
Get your hearing checked. Put that away.

00:26:38.138 --> 00:26:41.682
- What are you looking at?
- Hey, man. Peace.

00:27:02.996 --> 00:27:07.666
Riggs, why'd you call us down here?
- Everybody, it's all right.

00:27:07.834 --> 00:27:10.711
Hey, how you doing, son?
Your mother know you're here?

00:27:14.215 --> 00:27:15.799
Hey, did you do this?

00:27:15.967 --> 00:27:18.510
Nice shooting, phew.
- Regular Billy the Kid, huh?

00:27:19.888 --> 00:27:21.680
Diaper rash makes you cranky, huh?

00:27:21.848 --> 00:27:24.725
Give that to your mom.
Maybe she'll stick it on the refrigerator.

00:27:24.893 --> 00:27:27.478
- Hey, can I borrow your glasses?
- Yeah.

00:27:27.646 --> 00:27:30.522
Okay, who's wearing?
Roger, you're wearing. I need you.

00:27:30.690 --> 00:27:34.735
- Why me? You guys should be wearing.
- Mr. Murtaugh, let me assist you.

00:27:34.903 --> 00:27:37.071
I've been dressing myself since I was 30.

00:27:37.238 --> 00:27:39.531
- Okay, man, just trying to help.
- Just get back.

00:27:39.699 --> 00:27:42.242
- All you perverts, turn your heads.
- Take it off.

00:27:42.410 --> 00:27:43.994
Hold this shirt.

00:27:44.162 --> 00:27:45.245
Woo-hoo.

00:27:45.413 --> 00:27:47.289
Wearing a girdle, man.

00:27:47.457 --> 00:27:49.708
- He's got a girdle!
- This is not a girdle.

00:27:49.876 --> 00:27:52.753
This is not a girdle. It's my back.
My back went out on me.

00:27:52.921 --> 00:27:55.964
- He hurt his back.
- Hurt my back this morning lifting weights.

00:27:56.132 --> 00:27:58.676
What you talking about?
I hurt my back lifting weights.

00:27:58.843 --> 00:28:01.428
Yeah, I saw him do it.
Okay, everybody, listen up.

00:28:01.596 --> 00:28:04.473
I want you all to have a look
at these lovely bullets.

00:28:04.641 --> 00:28:06.600
These are cute.
- Notice the smooth jacket.

00:28:06.768 --> 00:28:10.354
Pay particular attention to the tip.
Good close look at it.

00:28:13.942 --> 00:28:17.403
Now, you've all seen these vests
stop a .357 magnum bullet, haven't you?

00:28:17.570 --> 00:28:19.196
- Yeah.
- So what?

00:28:19.364 --> 00:28:20.656
Okay.

00:28:21.950 --> 00:28:23.117
Observe.

00:28:38.133 --> 00:28:40.008
Son of a bitch.

00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:44.179
- Armor-piercing bullets? Jesus.
- Yeah, cop killers.

00:28:44.347 --> 00:28:45.848
- Shit.
- Serious shit.

00:28:46.015 --> 00:28:49.101
Those bullets came from the gun
of a suspect we arrested yesterday.

00:28:49.269 --> 00:28:51.812
Armored-car guy?
- Yeah. They're out on the streets.

00:28:51.980 --> 00:28:54.940
Vests are optional, boys and girls.
Especially boys.

00:28:55.108 --> 00:28:57.151
- Holy fuck.
- See you, Riggs.

00:28:57.318 --> 00:28:59.111
Well, let's just keep our eyes open.

00:28:59.279 --> 00:29:00.988
Cop killers.

00:29:02.991 --> 00:29:04.867
Son of a bitch.

00:29:07.287 --> 00:29:09.163
I, uh, think we should
talk to Billy Phelps.

00:29:09.330 --> 00:29:11.665
I'll have him brought down
for interrogation, okay?

00:29:12.751 --> 00:29:14.084
Yeah.

00:29:19.966 --> 00:29:22.509
I'm here to talk to a prisoner, sergeant,
Billy Phelps.

00:29:22.677 --> 00:29:25.804
- Can I see all your ID there?
- Sure.

00:29:25.972 --> 00:29:29.183
William Phelps, armored-car suspect.
He's been moved to interrogation.

00:29:29.350 --> 00:29:31.852
- Know where that is?
- Sure. Been there a lot.

00:29:32.103 --> 00:29:33.145
Okay.

00:29:42.113 --> 00:29:43.363
Same floor.

00:29:43.740 --> 00:29:45.199
- Hey, Rog.
- Hm?

00:29:45.366 --> 00:29:46.658
I guess now you're retiring...

00:29:46.826 --> 00:29:49.244
that, uh, Swiss bank account
is gonna come in pretty handy.

00:29:50.622 --> 00:29:53.040
How much you got in there, a million?
Million and a half?

00:29:53.374 --> 00:29:55.709
- Five.
- Five.

00:29:55.877 --> 00:29:57.377
Well, you deserve it, man.

00:29:57.545 --> 00:30:00.881
It's better than those miserable
drug dealers getting it.

00:30:04.886 --> 00:30:06.512
What are you talking about?

00:30:06.679 --> 00:30:09.973
Hey, don't sweat it. You laundered it,
didn't you? They can't trace it.

00:30:10.850 --> 00:30:12.684
- They can't trace it.
- Well, now, heh...

00:30:12.852 --> 00:30:16.063
Look, so long as I get an invite
to the Casa de Murtaugh, I'm happy.

00:30:16.231 --> 00:30:17.606
Casa what?

00:30:17.774 --> 00:30:19.983
- I've never been to Portugal.
- Stop joking.

00:30:20.151 --> 00:30:21.902
- She's a cop, man.
- I know she's a cop.

00:30:22.070 --> 00:30:24.571
She's probably on the take too.
What do you take me for?

00:30:24.739 --> 00:30:27.157
Come on. The whole force is bent.

00:30:27.325 --> 00:30:30.202
Look, she may be wearing a skirt,
but we're all brothers.

00:30:30.370 --> 00:30:31.620
I don't have nothing there.

00:30:31.788 --> 00:30:33.622
- I ain't been to Portugal.
- Beautiful.

00:30:33.790 --> 00:30:36.583
This Murtaugh... This...

00:30:39.170 --> 00:30:41.338
Son of a bitch.

00:30:41.506 --> 00:30:42.548
Hey, how you doing?

00:30:42.715 --> 00:30:44.174
- Fine.
- Who is it today?

00:30:44.342 --> 00:30:45.634
- Billy...
- Billy Phelps.

00:30:46.219 --> 00:30:47.261
Huh.

00:30:47.428 --> 00:30:49.054
- Who are you?
- Fly me.

00:30:49.222 --> 00:30:51.265
I'm your friendly Portuguese airline.

00:30:51.808 --> 00:30:54.560
- She's infernal Affairs, Rog.
- How'd you know?

00:30:54.727 --> 00:30:58.438
Well, I took the liberty of looking
at your file folder. It was showing.

00:30:58.606 --> 00:31:00.357
Lorna Cole.

00:31:00.650 --> 00:31:03.360
- And you're Sergeant Murtaugh.
- I used to be.

00:31:03.528 --> 00:31:06.446
Yeah, what's infernal Repairs
want with our collar?

00:31:06.614 --> 00:31:10.325
- We're taking over, thanks.
- Nobody told us they were taking over.

00:31:10.493 --> 00:31:13.704
- Nobody has to tell you anything.
- I wanna go and see the captain.

00:31:13.872 --> 00:31:15.205
You wanna go see the captain?

00:31:15.373 --> 00:31:17.124
- Let's go see the captain.
- All right.

00:31:17.292 --> 00:31:19.459
- And, uh, put on a vest.
- Oh, are you wearing one?

00:31:19.627 --> 00:31:23.297
- Hey, hey, hey. Just take it easy, man.
- Okay.

00:31:34.601 --> 00:31:37.269
Hey, guys. Phelps, William.
Actually, his name's Billy.

00:31:37.437 --> 00:31:39.146
- Phelps? You too?
- Hi.

00:31:39.314 --> 00:31:41.648
- Popular guy today.
- Somebody with him?

00:31:41.816 --> 00:31:44.818
No, not really.
He's down the hall to the right.

00:31:44.986 --> 00:31:47.571
- Wanna sign in here, sarge?
- Sure.

00:31:47.739 --> 00:31:49.364
- Miss.
- Thank you.

00:31:49.532 --> 00:31:52.993
- What's Internal Affairs doing here?
- Don't start. I just found out myself.

00:31:53.161 --> 00:31:55.412
This is Herman Walters,
chief of intelligence.

00:31:55.580 --> 00:31:57.497
You haven't met his daughter,
Lorna Doone.

00:31:57.665 --> 00:31:59.249
- Cole.
- Pleased to meet you.

00:31:59.417 --> 00:32:02.294
The Phelps case has been
transferred to Internal Affairs.

00:32:02.462 --> 00:32:04.338
- Why? Tell me why.
- I can't tell you.

00:32:04.505 --> 00:32:05.839
- That's classified.
- Classi...?

00:32:06.007 --> 00:32:08.759
- We busted our buns busting this guy.
- Busted is right.

00:32:08.927 --> 00:32:10.427
He spent the night in hospital.

00:32:10.595 --> 00:32:12.554
- He forgot to buckle.
- We cited him for it.

00:32:12.722 --> 00:32:15.015
- I know. I read your report.
- Yeah.

00:32:15.183 --> 00:32:17.851
You know, our cases have unfortunately
crossed paths here.

00:32:18.019 --> 00:32:20.354
That's all I can say.
We'll take over from here.

00:32:20.521 --> 00:32:22.230
Captain, what's she talking about?

00:32:22.398 --> 00:32:25.233
That's classified.
- I said, "Captain." I'm talking to him.

00:32:25.902 --> 00:32:27.027
I'm telling you...

00:32:27.195 --> 00:32:29.363
I said, "Captain."
I'm talking to the captain.

00:32:29.530 --> 00:32:31.365
- That's classified.
- I'm talking to him.

00:32:31.532 --> 00:32:34.159
Bullshit!
- Murtaugh. Hey, hey. Riggs!

00:32:35.954 --> 00:32:39.122
Look, maybe these guys
can contribute something to this case.

00:32:39.290 --> 00:32:42.751
From their records, the only thing
they contribute is mayhem and chaos.

00:32:42.919 --> 00:32:45.087
I'm Chaos and he's Mayhem.
We're a double act.

00:32:45.254 --> 00:32:48.632
- Are we required reading or something?
- As a matter of fact, you are.

00:32:48.800 --> 00:32:51.843
It's a cross between Police Gazette
and Mad magazine.

00:32:52.011 --> 00:32:54.513
- What's wrong with Mad?
- Nothing, I used to read it.

00:32:54.681 --> 00:32:57.849
- Oh, yeah, you've got some good taste.
- When I was 12.

00:32:58.017 --> 00:33:00.727
- When you... Yeah.
- Hey, hey. Riggs, let's go.

00:33:00.895 --> 00:33:02.896
We busted him, we can talk to him.
Let's go.

00:33:03.064 --> 00:33:05.232
- Captain.
- Riggs. Murtaugh.

00:33:05.400 --> 00:33:07.526
Get your asses back here.

00:33:10.613 --> 00:33:12.406
You'll be needing these.

00:33:13.241 --> 00:33:15.075
I'm reinstating both of you.

00:33:15.743 --> 00:33:17.577
- Don't you just love him?
- Yeah.

00:33:18.204 --> 00:33:20.414
- God.
- No. You're Murtaugh and I'm Riggs.

00:33:21.165 --> 00:33:22.624
You really are a beautiful man.

00:33:22.792 --> 00:33:24.751
Yeah, right. Just get rid of the blues.

00:33:24.919 --> 00:33:27.421
- They don't go with the ponytail.
- Absolutely not.

00:33:29.507 --> 00:33:31.758
- Yeah, right.
- And get a haircut.

00:33:31.926 --> 00:33:35.303
- Of course I won't.
- You just exceeded your authority, captain.

00:33:35.471 --> 00:33:37.848
- That's not the way I see it.
- The chief will.

00:33:38.016 --> 00:33:40.058
- Well, take it up with him.
I think I will.

00:33:40.226 --> 00:33:41.768
We don't want this screwed up.

00:33:41.936 --> 00:33:45.188
You're gonna have to get him
between lunches. Son of a bitch.

00:33:47.900 --> 00:33:49.443
Hi, Billy.

00:33:51.863 --> 00:33:54.614
- Jack.
- Bye, Billy.

00:34:01.831 --> 00:34:03.457
See you, Billy.

00:34:10.048 --> 00:34:12.049
Sergeant, did you get what you need?

00:34:12.216 --> 00:34:14.801
Not really. it's a dead issue, I'm afraid.

00:34:16.471 --> 00:34:18.555
How long has Phelps been doing this?

00:34:18.723 --> 00:34:21.516
Doing what?
- His armored-car thing.

00:34:21.684 --> 00:34:24.811
I wouldn't know.
I'm not interested in armored cars.

00:34:38.076 --> 00:34:40.035
I don't think she's telling us everything.

00:34:40.203 --> 00:34:41.536
Yeah, I think you're right.

00:34:41.704 --> 00:34:44.498
Boy, these six days is gonna be rough.

00:34:44.665 --> 00:34:47.209
God, be good to me, please.

00:34:48.628 --> 00:34:51.254
Shit, son of a bitch knew
there was a camera in the wall.

00:34:51.422 --> 00:34:53.256
Look how he's covering up.

00:34:53.424 --> 00:34:55.217
- Damn it.
- Didn't know there was one...

00:34:55.384 --> 00:34:56.676
in the interrogation room.

00:34:56.844 --> 00:34:58.178
- There isn't.
- Yeah.

00:34:59.055 --> 00:35:00.472
Installed them six months ago.

00:35:00.640 --> 00:35:02.474
- Every station.
- That's great.

00:35:02.642 --> 00:35:04.643
Six months, and we don't know about it?

00:35:04.811 --> 00:35:06.853
This is the police police, captain.

00:35:07.021 --> 00:35:10.482
"Police police." Can you say
that three times in a row, real fast?

00:35:10.650 --> 00:35:12.859
- Am I getting to you?
- You trying to bait me?

00:35:13.027 --> 00:35:15.529
- I'm a master of it.
- Well, that figures.

00:35:15.696 --> 00:35:18.532
Hey, heh, baiting master. Great.
I'll try that on Trish.

00:35:18.699 --> 00:35:21.910
Freeze that. Stop it. Jack Travis.

00:35:22.078 --> 00:35:25.956
Who?
- Lieutenant Jack Edward Travis.

00:35:26.457 --> 00:35:27.833
He was one of us.

00:35:28.000 --> 00:35:30.836
Hell of a brutal cop.
Could beat a confession out of anyone.

00:35:31.003 --> 00:35:32.212
One hell of a dirty cop.

00:35:32.380 --> 00:35:36.091
Never seen so many suspensions and
reprimands and charges of misconduct.

00:35:36.259 --> 00:35:38.885
Well, he's also as tough as they come.

00:35:39.345 --> 00:35:41.555
- What happened to him?
- I don't know.

00:35:41.722 --> 00:35:45.225
His partner and him were on a stakeout.
He went for coffee, never came back.

00:35:45.393 --> 00:35:48.061
Looks like he's had
one cappuccino too many.

00:35:48.229 --> 00:35:49.729
We better brief Walters.

00:35:50.690 --> 00:35:52.732
Excuse me, cute stuff.

00:35:52.900 --> 00:35:55.193
- That's harassment.
- "Cute stuff." That's you.

00:35:56.154 --> 00:35:59.823
- Captain.
- Boys, boys. Just the captain.

00:35:59.991 --> 00:36:03.410
Your involvement in this case ended
when Billy Phelps hit the floor.

00:36:03.578 --> 00:36:06.329
Why don't you go back
and beat your street?

00:36:06.497 --> 00:36:07.539
Really good work.

00:36:07.707 --> 00:36:09.666
- Now's the time to buy.
- Leo, Not now.

00:36:09.834 --> 00:36:11.793
- Hey, Roger, Roger.
- Not now, Leo.

00:36:11.961 --> 00:36:14.754
- No, no. Not now.
- We gotta talk, babe, okay?

00:36:14.922 --> 00:36:16.798
You're in trouble. You got termites.

00:36:16.966 --> 00:36:18.216
- Termites?
- Uh-huh.

00:36:18.384 --> 00:36:20.468
- Oh, God.
- You're infested.

00:36:20.636 --> 00:36:22.929
The only thing holding up your house
is the paint.

00:36:23.097 --> 00:36:26.266
Rog, I think we should go.
Leo, could you get the place fumigated?

00:36:26.434 --> 00:36:29.019
We should go to Evidence,
pull every file on this guy.

00:36:29.187 --> 00:36:31.479
I know this guy.
What are you watching, Geraldo?

00:36:31.647 --> 00:36:32.898
- What?
- I know the guy.

00:36:33.065 --> 00:36:35.275
- How do you know him?
- I've seen the guy before.

00:36:35.443 --> 00:36:37.777
- Hey, where?
- I don't know. I recognize him...

00:36:37.945 --> 00:36:40.906
His name's Jack Travis, Leo.
Does that ring a bell? Jack Travis.

00:36:41.073 --> 00:36:43.825
Hey, hey, hey.
Hands off the clothes. Okay, baby?

00:36:43.993 --> 00:36:46.703
- Okay, I'm thinking. Let me think. Okay.
- Think.

00:36:46.871 --> 00:36:48.496
- A big party.
- Okay.

00:36:48.664 --> 00:36:52.083
Somebody brought a monkey because
the monkey knocked over the salad bar.

00:36:52.251 --> 00:36:55.295
And this guy comes in,
introduced me to another guy...

00:36:55.463 --> 00:36:57.505
who wants a favor.

00:36:57.673 --> 00:36:59.382
- I got it. I got it. I got it!
- What?

00:36:59.550 --> 00:37:00.383
He got it.

00:37:00.676 --> 00:37:02.677
- I remember! I remember!
- You remember!

00:37:02.845 --> 00:37:05.805
Hey, don't do it.
Don't let the earring fool you.

00:37:05.973 --> 00:37:08.141
- Hey, we're back. We're back.
- Yeah. Yeah.

00:37:08.309 --> 00:37:09.643
- All right. Listen.
- Yeah.

00:37:09.810 --> 00:37:11.436
Think I could get a gun this time?

00:37:11.604 --> 00:37:13.063
No!

00:37:22.365 --> 00:37:27.202
Okay, this is it. See, these guys always
wanted me to do favors for them.

00:37:27.370 --> 00:37:31.248
Like, some guys wanted broads,
another guy wanted Cuban cigars.

00:37:31.415 --> 00:37:35.710
Your guy, hockey.
The best seats in the house.

00:37:37.672 --> 00:37:40.548
- Where's the seats?
- Yeah.

00:37:40.716 --> 00:37:43.468
Uh, probably by the glass.
Around the glass.

00:37:43.636 --> 00:37:45.887
Does "needle in a haystack"
mean anything to you?

00:37:46.055 --> 00:37:47.555
Why don't we spread out?

00:37:47.723 --> 00:37:52.143
You know, if we all take a different
direction, it'd be like old times.

00:37:52.311 --> 00:37:55.272
Don't push, lady.
I'm on police business here.

00:37:55.439 --> 00:37:57.399
Just take it easy, now.

00:38:09.870 --> 00:38:13.206
Go! All right!

00:38:25.136 --> 00:38:28.263
Los Angeles
penalty. Number 15, Tony Brown.

00:38:28.431 --> 00:38:30.390
Two minutes for high-sticking.

00:38:30.558 --> 00:38:32.851
Time, 5:15.

00:38:39.442 --> 00:38:41.568
Los Angeles, shorthanded goal.

00:38:41.736 --> 00:38:47.490
Nineteenth goal and 41 st point
for number 3, Max Weinberger.

00:38:51.120 --> 00:38:54.164
Mr. Jack Travis.

00:38:54.332 --> 00:38:57.751
Mr. Jack Travis, this is the L.A.P.D.

00:38:58.794 --> 00:39:02.047
We know you're in here. We know
where you are. Just stay in your seat.

00:39:02.214 --> 00:39:04.090
Don't be stupid.

00:39:04.383 --> 00:39:06.718
And I'll be there to escort you out
in a minute.

00:39:06.886 --> 00:39:10.013
There's policemen at every exit,
so it's no use trying to run.

00:39:10.181 --> 00:39:12.140
- Stay where you are.
- Smart son of a bitch.

00:39:12.308 --> 00:39:14.768
Thank you for your cooperation.
Play on, boys.

00:39:29.492 --> 00:39:30.700
Come on, let's go!

00:39:41.128 --> 00:39:43.296
Get out of my fucking way!

00:39:45.966 --> 00:39:50.011
Ooh! Ooh! Riggs! Riggs! Roger! Roger!

00:39:54.392 --> 00:39:56.434
Ooh! Excuse me. Excuse me.

00:40:03.651 --> 00:40:06.361
Hey!
- Riggs!

00:40:09.407 --> 00:40:10.615
You can't be on the ice.

00:40:15.329 --> 00:40:17.247
Ooh! Ooh!

00:40:17.998 --> 00:40:19.749
I got him. I got him.

00:40:21.877 --> 00:40:25.004
You have the right to remain...
You're under arrest.

00:40:34.348 --> 00:40:36.850
- Fucking weasel.
- What the hell's going on here?

00:40:37.017 --> 00:40:38.017
I'm L.A.P.D. L.A.P.D.

00:40:38.185 --> 00:40:40.478
I don't care. You can't be on the ice.

00:40:40.646 --> 00:40:43.106
What is this, a convention?

00:40:47.736 --> 00:40:50.280
- I got him.
- You're all right, pal. Just stay calm.

00:40:54.201 --> 00:40:55.410
Tell my mother, Rog.

00:40:55.578 --> 00:40:58.246
- Where did he go?
- Down there. Down there.

00:41:08.674 --> 00:41:11.217
Son of a bitch.

00:41:13.053 --> 00:41:15.054
He thinks I don't know I'm dying.
I know it.

00:41:15.222 --> 00:41:18.475
- No. You'll be okay.
- Yeah, yeah. I'm dying, Roger.

00:41:18.642 --> 00:41:21.895
- You'll be okay.
- I'm choking, see?

00:41:22.062 --> 00:41:24.022
This is what they do when they die.
I saw them.

00:41:24.190 --> 00:41:27.525
- Leo, it's gonna be okay.
- Yeah, well, I'm... I'm numb.

00:41:27.693 --> 00:41:29.819
My whole body's numb. I can't feel it.

00:41:29.987 --> 00:41:32.655
- Leo, Leo.
- I'm gonna die, I know it. What?

00:41:33.073 --> 00:41:34.657
You're lying on the ice.

00:41:36.577 --> 00:41:39.496
- That's why I'm cold?
- That's why you're cold.

00:41:39.663 --> 00:41:41.831
- That's why I'm numb, huh?
- That's why you're numb.

00:41:41.999 --> 00:41:43.708
He shot me. Look at all the blood.

00:41:43.876 --> 00:41:46.794
- It's just a flesh wound.
- So it's okay.

00:41:46.962 --> 00:41:49.255
- Let's get you up. One, two, three.
- Yeah.

00:41:49.423 --> 00:41:51.674
There you go. You're gonna make it.

00:41:51.842 --> 00:41:54.802
He's okay, he's okay.
He's gonna make it. He's alive.

00:41:54.970 --> 00:41:56.721
Ooh! Ow, ow!

00:42:01.185 --> 00:42:04.771
- Bring him this way, guys.
- I can't believe this. I just...

00:42:04.939 --> 00:42:07.190
- I can't believe I got shot.
- You'll be all right.

00:42:07.358 --> 00:42:08.650
- Riggs, you here?
- Calm down.

00:42:08.817 --> 00:42:11.945
We're all the same now.
We all got shot.

00:42:12.112 --> 00:42:14.072
You'll be fine.
- Ouch. That's...

00:42:14.240 --> 00:42:17.367
- Relax, Mr. Getz.
- I'm fine. Nothing wrong with me.

00:42:17.535 --> 00:42:18.910
I can take this. Ouch!

00:42:19.078 --> 00:42:22.288
We're gonna take care of it.
You'll be out of here. No big deal.

00:42:22.456 --> 00:42:24.707
I don't think that's a good idea.
You shouldn't rush this.

00:42:24.875 --> 00:42:26.543
- Yeah.
- You should rest up, Leo.

00:42:26.710 --> 00:42:28.127
A dumdum wound can be serious.

00:42:28.796 --> 00:42:30.380
What's a dumdum wound?

00:42:30.923 --> 00:42:34.926
You don't know? A guy got his thumb
shot off by a dumdum.

00:42:35.094 --> 00:42:37.136
From the shock,
he was dead two days later.

00:42:37.304 --> 00:42:38.930
Dead two days later?

00:42:39.098 --> 00:42:40.431
He died from dumdums?

00:42:40.599 --> 00:42:43.017
We'll keep you overnight.
- Yeah, take it slow.

00:42:43.185 --> 00:42:45.478
Two days? All right,
we'll keep him two days.

00:42:45.646 --> 00:42:47.981
- You'll be here two days.
- That Leo's chart?

00:42:48.148 --> 00:42:50.900
- Two days, you'll be good as new.
- I should be with them.

00:42:51.068 --> 00:42:53.444
- Bye, Leo.
- I should be with... Hey! Ow! Ouch!

00:42:54.113 --> 00:42:57.490
- How do you spell, "proctological"?
- Rectal exam?

00:42:57.866 --> 00:43:00.827
- No, you can't do that to Leo.
- Sure we can.

00:43:00.995 --> 00:43:03.538
- Why's she taking...?
- Please, Mr. Getz. You'll get...

00:43:03.706 --> 00:43:06.749
You've been shot in the arm.
Let her take it. You'll get it back.

00:43:06.917 --> 00:43:08.668
- Okay.
- There's a clock in your room.

00:43:08.836 --> 00:43:10.837
Okay, fine. Riggs.
- Yeah?

00:43:11.005 --> 00:43:12.422
This look like a dumdum wound?

00:43:13.173 --> 00:43:15.550
- It sounded like one when it happened.
- Shit.

00:43:15.718 --> 00:43:18.469
- Take it easy. Two days.
- Two days and you'll be out.

00:43:18.637 --> 00:43:19.679
- All right.
- Okay?

00:43:19.847 --> 00:43:22.515
- Hey, I'll see you guys.
- We won't make a move without you.

00:43:22.683 --> 00:43:24.767
I thought that bullet sounded different.

00:43:24.935 --> 00:43:27.353
- Relax. They'll be there when you get out.
- I'm fine.

00:43:27.521 --> 00:43:29.814
- You own your own house, doc?
- What?

00:43:29.982 --> 00:43:31.899
- You don't recognize my face?
- No, sir.

00:43:32.067 --> 00:43:33.359
Watch.

00:43:34.069 --> 00:43:37.488
About time. These doggy treats
are okay, but I need some human food.

00:43:37.656 --> 00:43:38.698
Don't worry.

00:43:38.866 --> 00:43:42.327
I'm about to make you one of the best
things you ever had in your life.

00:43:42.703 --> 00:43:47.123
- Hey, you ever eat one of my hamburgers? -
I've been lucky so far. I'll take a chance.

00:43:47.291 --> 00:43:50.168
Yeah. Hey, Fast Eddie.

00:43:50.336 --> 00:43:52.211
- How's business?
- Booming. Can't you tell?

00:43:52.379 --> 00:43:53.421
I'm looking at it.

00:43:53.589 --> 00:43:54.964
- You meet my partner?
- No.

00:43:55.132 --> 00:43:57.967
I wanna cook one
of those monster burgers for him.

00:43:58.135 --> 00:43:59.385
- Go for it.
- All right.

00:43:59.553 --> 00:44:01.554
- Gonna let him cook?
- Do I have a choice?

00:44:01.722 --> 00:44:05.183
- No, because it's Wednesday.
- Too big to argue with.

00:44:05.768 --> 00:44:07.852
In that case, give me a McRog.

00:44:08.020 --> 00:44:09.937
- Hold the hair.
- Heh, heh.

00:44:10.105 --> 00:44:11.147
You wash your hands?

00:44:11.315 --> 00:44:14.942
Keep joking, but I guarantee
you're gonna like this burger.

00:44:15.110 --> 00:44:18.905
And you're gonna come back
with your friends.

00:44:19.073 --> 00:44:22.700
I haven't got any friends,
you know that, Rog. Well, except you.

00:44:22.868 --> 00:44:24.577
He's a comedian in his spare time.

00:44:24.745 --> 00:44:27.413
Oh, yeah?
When is he gonna say something funny?

00:44:27.581 --> 00:44:31.209
Hey, uh, you gonna put that out?
You're finished with it, yeah?

00:44:31.377 --> 00:44:33.086
Do you mind, huh? Thanks.

00:44:35.422 --> 00:44:37.256
Sorry. I was just looking at it.

00:44:37.675 --> 00:44:39.342
Chew on this onion.
- Yeah.

00:44:39.510 --> 00:44:42.387
- Yeah. He's quitting, so help him, okay?
- I quit.

00:44:43.097 --> 00:44:45.098
I was only looking at it.

00:44:47.059 --> 00:44:49.769
Ah. First thing is the fat.

00:44:49.937 --> 00:44:52.438
Everybody says, "Cut the fat."

00:44:52.606 --> 00:44:55.274
My uncle said,
"You cut the fat, you kill the burger."

00:44:55.442 --> 00:44:57.193
- Yep.
- There's an art to this.

00:44:57.361 --> 00:44:59.404
You just can't plop this on the grill.

00:45:02.449 --> 00:45:05.243
Gently coax the flavors out.

00:45:06.870 --> 00:45:08.454
Yo, hey.
- What's the problem?

00:45:15.754 --> 00:45:19.132
A little pepper,
then you massage it a little bit.

00:45:19.299 --> 00:45:22.927
Just a little bit. Sweet, sweet meat.

00:45:25.973 --> 00:45:27.598
Shit, man, feel it.

00:45:31.395 --> 00:45:34.272
Okay, guys. L.A.P.D.
Let me see your hands.

00:45:34.732 --> 00:45:36.941
Come on, let me see your hands.
Get them up!

00:45:37.109 --> 00:45:40.570
In the car. Get them up there.
Let me see both of them. Come on!

00:45:45.200 --> 00:45:46.826
Hey, Riggs.

00:45:54.752 --> 00:45:56.127
Riggs!

00:45:56.754 --> 00:45:59.255
God, don't you love me? Five days.

00:46:07.014 --> 00:46:08.848
Don't do that shit to me.

00:46:09.016 --> 00:46:10.433
- Riggs, you okay?
- Yeah.

00:46:10.601 --> 00:46:12.643
Come on. Who did it?

00:46:14.855 --> 00:46:17.815
All right, asshole.
I wanna see your hands right now.

00:46:44.718 --> 00:46:46.177
Back me up, Riggs!

00:47:11.954 --> 00:47:13.704
Darryl?

00:47:19.378 --> 00:47:21.754
Oh, fuck, no. Darryl!

00:47:25.050 --> 00:47:28.719
Call an ambulance.
Riggs, call an ambulance. Breathe.

00:47:29.263 --> 00:47:32.515
Breathe.

00:47:32.683 --> 00:47:34.934
Call an ambulance, Riggs.

00:47:35.769 --> 00:47:37.854
Hey, come on. Breathe. Oh, God.

00:47:38.021 --> 00:47:39.689
Fuck, it's Darryl.

00:47:40.399 --> 00:47:41.774
Darryl, breathe.

00:47:41.942 --> 00:47:43.609
God, don't do this to me. Breathe.

00:47:43.777 --> 00:47:45.444
- He's dead, Rog.
- Fucking breathe!

00:47:45.612 --> 00:47:48.865
- Breathe! God, don't do this.
- He's dead, Rog.

00:47:49.032 --> 00:47:51.409
He's dead, Rog. Rog, he's dead.

00:47:51.577 --> 00:47:53.703
He's dead, Rog.
Don't mess with it, man.

00:47:53.871 --> 00:47:57.456
He's dead. Come on, man,
it was a clean shoot.

00:47:57.624 --> 00:47:59.500
It's okay, it was a clean shoot.

00:47:59.668 --> 00:48:01.669
He was gonna do you,
he was gonna do me.

00:48:02.296 --> 00:48:03.462
It's okay. You okay?

00:48:04.423 --> 00:48:06.132
It's not okay.

00:48:06.466 --> 00:48:09.135
- What?
- I know that kid.

00:48:11.471 --> 00:48:12.763
I know that kid.

00:48:14.308 --> 00:48:16.309
He's Nick's friend.

00:48:33.994 --> 00:48:35.953
Got it, Mom.
I'll get it.

00:48:36.121 --> 00:48:39.332
Hello? Hi, Martin.

00:48:39.750 --> 00:48:41.250
He's not here.

00:48:48.550 --> 00:48:50.635
Oh, my God.

00:48:53.221 --> 00:48:54.847
Thanks.

00:49:23.794 --> 00:49:25.711
Fuck. Fuck.

00:49:31.593 --> 00:49:33.386
How you doing? Taking your vitamins?

00:49:33.553 --> 00:49:35.680
- Riggs, how's Murtaugh?
- He's good. He's fine.

00:49:35.847 --> 00:49:37.223
Morning, captain.

00:49:37.391 --> 00:49:40.393
- I'm sure he's anything but fine.
- Really, he's okay.

00:49:40.560 --> 00:49:43.604
- I'd really like to talk to him.
- I don't think that's a good idea.

00:49:43.772 --> 00:49:46.357
I think the best thing you could do
is leave him alone.

00:49:46.525 --> 00:49:50.069
- Let's, uh, get something for your cold.
- I know what I'm talking about, Riggs.

00:49:51.071 --> 00:49:54.365
- You and I have to talk.
- Talking to you is bad for my image.

00:49:54.533 --> 00:49:56.367
- I'm afraid I insist.
- Oh, you insist?

00:49:56.535 --> 00:49:58.786
Well, in that case,
let's find somewhere private.

00:49:58.954 --> 00:50:01.080
Here, step into my orifice.

00:50:03.792 --> 00:50:05.418
Here.

00:50:06.837 --> 00:50:08.337
Hey, Becker, how's it hanging?

00:50:08.505 --> 00:50:09.755
- Hey, Riggs.
- Yeah.

00:50:09.923 --> 00:50:13.551
Clip any wrong wires lately?
- No, I haven't done that for a couple days.

00:50:13.719 --> 00:50:15.970
- Next time, wait for the bomb squad.
- Bomb squad.

00:50:16.138 --> 00:50:17.221
Yeah, it's our job.

00:50:17.389 --> 00:50:20.182
Okay, I'll remember that. We saved a cat.
What do you want?

00:50:20.350 --> 00:50:23.060
- Great. I love cats.
- Hey.

00:50:24.187 --> 00:50:25.813
Go ahead, talk. I'm listening.

00:50:25.981 --> 00:50:29.775
You purposefully withheld information
concerning a case under my investigation.

00:50:29.943 --> 00:50:33.320
- Yeah, damn right I did.
- Careful, she's Internal Affairs.

00:50:33.488 --> 00:50:36.240
You had a tip on Travis,
you should have shared it with me.

00:50:36.408 --> 00:50:38.034
No, I take that back.

00:50:38.201 --> 00:50:40.786
You were required to share it with me.

00:50:40.954 --> 00:50:43.330
- I was required to share it with you?
- Yeah.

00:50:43.498 --> 00:50:45.458
I don't have to share shit with you.

00:50:45.625 --> 00:50:48.878
If you don't scratch
my back, I don't throw you...

00:50:49.046 --> 00:50:51.797
- Oh, come on, Riggs. I can't do that.
- Yes, you can.

00:50:51.965 --> 00:50:54.884
Why don't you cut out
this classified bullshit?

00:50:55.052 --> 00:50:57.219
Right now. It's giving me the shits!

00:50:57.387 --> 00:51:00.139
We're cops. You're a cop, I'm a cop.
We're on the same side.

00:51:00.307 --> 00:51:01.474
- Right? Right?
- Right!

00:51:01.641 --> 00:51:04.727
Right? Good.
Why don't we start to act like it, huh?

00:51:04.895 --> 00:51:06.812
Come on, there's kids out there. Babies.

00:51:06.980 --> 00:51:08.981
No brains,
but they got automatic weapons.

00:51:09.149 --> 00:51:12.276
- Yesterday, my partner, he nailed
this kid... - I know about Murtaugh.

00:51:14.196 --> 00:51:17.156
- Yeah?
- Yeah. And I'm sorry, Riggs.

00:51:18.116 --> 00:51:19.700
Yeah.

00:51:22.621 --> 00:51:23.996
Look, uh...

00:51:24.456 --> 00:51:26.957
Look, why don't you let me in on this?
I can help you.

00:51:27.125 --> 00:51:30.336
I really wanna help you, if you'll let me.
Let me.

00:51:30.504 --> 00:51:32.588
Come on, what do you say?
We got a deal?

00:51:36.510 --> 00:51:37.843
Wash your hands, Riggs.

00:51:40.430 --> 00:51:43.307
And, um, meet me in my office.

00:51:43.642 --> 00:51:47.144
Yeah, yeah. Okay. I'll be right there.

00:51:48.980 --> 00:51:50.022
Be right there.

00:51:50.899 --> 00:51:52.650
MAC-10, 9 mm, semi-automatic...

00:51:52.818 --> 00:51:55.945
-...converted to automatic...
- With 36 rounds in the magazine.

00:51:56.113 --> 00:51:59.782
On a sesame-seed bun. Very illegal.

00:51:59.950 --> 00:52:02.868
- That gun has a history. Wanna know it?
- Tell me.

00:52:06.373 --> 00:52:08.999
Killed a convenience-store clerk
in L.A. County, July 1990.

00:52:09.167 --> 00:52:13.587
Was used in a drive-by shooting
in San Bernardino County, August 1990.

00:52:13.755 --> 00:52:18.717
Confiscated by a truant officer
of the L.A. School Board, October 1990.

00:52:18.885 --> 00:52:21.512
Scheduled for destruction by the L.A.P.D.
six weeks ago.

00:52:21.680 --> 00:52:24.140
- Scheduled for destruction?
- Yeah.

00:52:24.307 --> 00:52:26.308
But it never got there.

00:52:28.353 --> 00:52:31.313
Instead, it found its way into the hands
of a 15-year-old boy...

00:52:31.481 --> 00:52:33.732
who fired on a police officer,
your partner.

00:52:33.900 --> 00:52:37.236
- Thought it looked familiar.
- That gun and 15,000 others like it...

00:52:37.404 --> 00:52:41.031
were stolen from a police storage
facility before they could be destroyed.

00:52:41.199 --> 00:52:44.201
They should be paper clips right now
or license plates.

00:52:44.369 --> 00:52:47.913
Anything but a gun. Here we are,
busting our asses on the streets...

00:52:48.081 --> 00:52:52.293
to get these weapons out of circulation
and now they're headed right back out.

00:52:52.460 --> 00:52:55.004
When you busted Phelps,
you stumbled onto something...

00:52:55.172 --> 00:52:57.256
the department's
trying to keep a lid on.

00:52:57.424 --> 00:53:00.801
That's why Internal Affairs is on this.
They think it's an inside job.

00:53:00.969 --> 00:53:03.554
Yeah, that's right.
They knew police procedures.

00:53:03.722 --> 00:53:05.973
They knew where the guns were
and how to get in.

00:53:06.141 --> 00:53:08.434
They knew the sorting codes
on the containers...

00:53:08.602 --> 00:53:11.395
because they took the automatics
and left the junk behind.

00:53:11.563 --> 00:53:14.273
- It all pointed to a cop.
- Or an ex-cop.

00:53:14.566 --> 00:53:16.609
- Right. Travis.
- Travis.

00:53:19.279 --> 00:53:21.363
And you let him slip
through your fingers.

00:53:22.616 --> 00:53:26.076
- That's closer than you ever got.
- Close, Riggs?

00:53:26.244 --> 00:53:29.288
Close is a lingerie shop
without a front window.

00:53:32.000 --> 00:53:35.419
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, where we going?

00:53:35.795 --> 00:53:37.379
Surprise.

00:53:42.052 --> 00:53:44.136
Oh, I love surprises.

00:53:44.387 --> 00:53:45.763
What is this place?

00:53:45.931 --> 00:53:48.432
I accessed Billy Phelps'
phone records on my computer.

00:53:48.600 --> 00:53:50.392
He made a dozen calls to this address.

00:53:50.560 --> 00:53:52.728
Yeah?
Nice of you to steal that information.

00:53:52.896 --> 00:53:53.938
Semantics, Riggs.

00:53:54.105 --> 00:53:57.149
Semantics? I'm always up for some antics.

00:53:57.859 --> 00:54:02.655
- All right, let's go on three. One...
- Uh, on three, or three and then go?

00:54:02.822 --> 00:54:04.531
- What?
- Never mind. One, two, three.

00:54:07.911 --> 00:54:09.328
Gotcha.

00:54:23.176 --> 00:54:25.261
Looks like Billy's grandmother
owns a big dog.

00:54:25.428 --> 00:54:27.012
That isn't a dog. That's a horse.

00:54:27.681 --> 00:54:29.640
I hate dogs, Riggs.

00:54:30.267 --> 00:54:32.476
- I don't get it.
- You don't get what?

00:54:32.644 --> 00:54:34.603
That's a dog. It's a fucking dog.

00:54:34.771 --> 00:54:39.817
No, I don't get, "Close is a lingerie shop
without a front window." I don't get that.

00:54:39.985 --> 00:54:41.860
Riggs, later.

00:54:46.157 --> 00:54:48.867
- What are you doing?
- Well, I can't shoot a dog.

00:54:49.035 --> 00:54:50.703
People, okay, but not dogs.

00:54:50.870 --> 00:54:53.330
I think I should try
and make friends with him.

00:54:53.498 --> 00:54:55.833
- Make friends?
- Yeah.

00:54:56.001 --> 00:54:59.712
Now, don't run, because he'll only
chase you down and kill you.

00:54:59.879 --> 00:55:01.463
Uh-huh.

00:55:02.173 --> 00:55:05.092
Here, boy. Here, boy.

00:55:12.517 --> 00:55:15.227
- Here. Good boy. Yes.
- Shit.

00:55:22.569 --> 00:55:23.819
Riggs.

00:55:29.200 --> 00:55:30.492
You're crazy.

00:55:50.597 --> 00:55:53.557
Want one? Want one?
You hungry? Huh?

00:55:55.268 --> 00:55:56.769
You're a hungry boy.

00:55:56.936 --> 00:55:59.271
Doesn't anybody feed you? Come on.

00:55:59.689 --> 00:56:01.690
What a good fella.

00:56:01.858 --> 00:56:04.151
Here. Here's more. Leave some for me.

00:56:04.319 --> 00:56:08.280
Very slowly, as if you're not here,
just walk away.

00:56:08.448 --> 00:56:11.533
- You want me to go?
- Yeah. This is a guy sort of thing.

00:56:11.701 --> 00:56:14.495
- Guy sort of thing?
- Are you all alone in here?

00:56:23.797 --> 00:56:24.963
Stay, stay.

00:56:27.092 --> 00:56:28.801
Come on, let's go.

00:56:39.771 --> 00:56:41.647
- Let's go. Let's go.
- Watch.

00:56:41.815 --> 00:56:43.148
On two.

00:56:49.989 --> 00:56:51.865
- All right, how many is that?
Fifty-five.

00:56:52.033 --> 00:56:55.327
Fifty-five. All right, we got eight more.

00:56:55.495 --> 00:56:57.704
All right, we'll get these later. Let's go.

00:57:01.334 --> 00:57:04.670
Hi, fellas. What's in all these boxes?

00:57:15.598 --> 00:57:19.768
Easy, let's not kill him yet.
Let's see who he is first, all right?

00:57:22.147 --> 00:57:23.689
You have the right to remain silent.

00:57:23.857 --> 00:57:25.607
Shut him up.

00:57:25.775 --> 00:57:27.985
Sergeant Martin Riggs, heh.

00:57:30.029 --> 00:57:32.114
- Hubie, get the truck ready.
- Right.

00:57:32.282 --> 00:57:33.782
So, Sergeant Riggs...

00:57:33.950 --> 00:57:35.534
how did you find us?

00:57:35.702 --> 00:57:36.994
Freeze. Police!

00:57:38.663 --> 00:57:39.872
Oh, another one?

00:57:40.290 --> 00:57:41.874
We need a new fucking dog.

00:57:42.041 --> 00:57:43.876
Get your hands up, asshole.

00:57:44.043 --> 00:57:45.878
Get them up.

00:57:49.174 --> 00:57:51.383
A little bit higher. That's better.

00:57:52.886 --> 00:57:54.511
Very good.

00:57:58.475 --> 00:58:00.309
Drop it, miss.

00:58:01.978 --> 00:58:03.228
Now, look...

00:58:51.277 --> 00:58:53.737
Okay, I'm on. No, I'm not. I'm off! Wait!

00:58:53.905 --> 00:58:56.573
Wait. Wait, wait, wait!

00:59:00.036 --> 00:59:03.413
- Sergeant Cole.
- Get down! Get down!

00:59:06.960 --> 00:59:08.544
Get those cases and kill that dog.

00:59:20.765 --> 00:59:23.141
Stop! The dog. Wait for the dog.

00:59:23.309 --> 00:59:26.228
- Where'd you learn to fight?
- Catholic school. Forget the dog.

00:59:26.396 --> 00:59:29.815
Here, boy. Come on. We're waiting
for the dog. Just hold it, hold it.

00:59:29.983 --> 00:59:33.318
Hurry. Come on, dog.
Good dog. Good puppy. Go! Go!

00:59:35.822 --> 00:59:36.989
Stop!

00:59:37.156 --> 00:59:38.991
What? What?
- Guns.

00:59:39.158 --> 00:59:40.284
- Full of guns.
- Grab one.

00:59:40.451 --> 00:59:42.160
- You grab one.
- You got friends?

00:59:42.328 --> 00:59:43.787
Step on it!

00:59:47.500 --> 00:59:49.501
Get that crate. Come on.

00:59:55.341 --> 00:59:57.676
Hatchett, you said
not to worry about the police...

00:59:57.844 --> 00:59:59.720
but the cops are all over you, man.

00:59:59.887 --> 01:00:02.264
They got my guns.
They'll be coming after me next.

01:00:02.432 --> 01:00:04.600
Far as I'm concerned, the deal's off.

01:00:04.767 --> 01:00:07.936
Get a grip on yourself, Tyrone, all right?
We have a deal.

01:00:08.104 --> 01:00:09.521
Nobody backs out.

01:00:09.689 --> 01:00:11.690
You said you had the cops under control.

01:00:11.858 --> 01:00:15.527
I see that isn't so. Give me one reason
why I should do business with you.

01:00:15.695 --> 01:00:19.615
- I'll give you a real good reason.
- Hey, Tyrone, this is Travis.

01:00:19.782 --> 01:00:23.910
You back out now, and I'll make certain that
only your dentist can identify the body.

01:00:24.078 --> 01:00:26.371
Is that a good enough reason for you?

01:00:28.791 --> 01:00:30.500
But I need ammo.

01:00:30.668 --> 01:00:32.586
I'm out of business without ammo.

01:00:32.754 --> 01:00:36.840
- I need the good stuff.
- You'll get the ammo. The good stuff.

01:00:38.051 --> 01:00:39.760
"The good stuff." Jesus. Pfft!

01:00:39.927 --> 01:00:42.054
Time to pay another visit to the L.A.P.D.

01:00:44.223 --> 01:00:45.932
You look like I feel.

01:00:56.235 --> 01:00:59.279
Hey. Hey.

01:00:59.447 --> 01:01:01.657
You got anything I can put on my head?

01:01:01.824 --> 01:01:03.200
There's a hat in the closet.

01:01:03.368 --> 01:01:07.954
You're all heart. Here I thought you were
gonna get all tender and maternal with me.

01:01:08.122 --> 01:01:10.540
Listen, Riggs,
I was raised with four brothers.

01:01:10.708 --> 01:01:11.958
We got hurt all the time...

01:01:12.126 --> 01:01:15.379
but if no bones were broken
or blood wasn't gushing, nobody cared.

01:01:15.546 --> 01:01:17.923
- Hey, look, blood. See? Blood.
- It's not gushing.

01:01:18.091 --> 01:01:20.759
Well, it was free-flowing earlier.

01:01:21.135 --> 01:01:23.095
Could you bring me
a needle and thread?

01:01:23.262 --> 01:01:26.723
You know, maybe some peroxide.
I can patch it up myself.

01:01:28.768 --> 01:01:31.687
- Don't touch anything.
- I wasn't. I didn't...

01:01:33.439 --> 01:01:35.148
What's with you, anyway?

01:01:50.456 --> 01:01:53.500
- The boys.
- Hey, what are you doing, huh?

01:01:53.668 --> 01:01:56.294
- I told you not to touch anything.
- Uh, this came on by itself.

01:01:56.462 --> 01:01:58.714
- Came on all by itself? You a wise guy?
- I swear.

01:01:58.881 --> 01:02:00.799
You don't like to share your toys?

01:02:00.967 --> 01:02:02.718
- This isn't a toy, Riggs.
- What is it?

01:02:02.885 --> 01:02:04.636
- This is a weapon. Yeah.
- A weapon?

01:02:04.804 --> 01:02:06.805
Used properly, a very effective weapon.

01:02:06.973 --> 01:02:09.266
What, do you throw it at people?
Pretty heavy.

01:02:09.434 --> 01:02:12.144
You're gonna give yourself a hernia.
Come here. Sit down.

01:02:12.311 --> 01:02:13.311
Right here.

01:02:13.479 --> 01:02:15.647
- Okay, take a little off the top.
- Right here.

01:02:21.821 --> 01:02:24.156
- You bring all your interrogations home?
- Okay.

01:02:24.323 --> 01:02:26.783
- What are we talking about?
- Well, it's back here.

01:02:26.951 --> 01:02:28.326
Careful. Careful.

01:02:28.494 --> 01:02:29.995
- Careful. Oh.
- This?

01:02:30.163 --> 01:02:32.664
- This scratch?
- Come on, it feels like Grand Canyon.

01:02:32.832 --> 01:02:34.624
- Oh, God.
- Ah!

01:02:34.792 --> 01:02:36.251
- Hold still.
- Yeah.

01:02:36.419 --> 01:02:40.380
- Ah!
- Oh, God. We haven't even started.

01:02:40.548 --> 01:02:41.798
Be gentle with me.

01:02:42.550 --> 01:02:45.177
I see this isn't virgin territory.
What is this? A knife?

01:02:45.344 --> 01:02:49.222
Huh? Oh, that's an ax.
Some guy mistook my head for a log.

01:02:49.474 --> 01:02:52.017
- That's a natural mistake.
- What, I have a wooden head?

01:02:52.185 --> 01:02:53.477
- Look at that.
- It's a knife.

01:02:53.644 --> 01:02:55.771
- Knife? That's very knife.
- Mm-hm.

01:02:56.063 --> 01:02:57.105
This is all right.

01:02:57.273 --> 01:02:59.691
Oh, that's pavement,
dragged down Crenshaw. Mm-hm.

01:02:59.859 --> 01:03:02.861
Hey, that's great. Look at that texture.
Look at this, huh?

01:03:03.029 --> 01:03:05.030
Same damn thing. Third and Highland.

01:03:05.198 --> 01:03:08.116
- Dragged for about half a block.
- That's a good one.

01:03:08.284 --> 01:03:10.452
Feel that texture. Feel it.
Cheese-grater time.

01:03:10.620 --> 01:03:12.704
- Moving truck.
- Moving truck? Ooh!

01:03:12.872 --> 01:03:14.289
- Moving bullet.
- Moving bullet?

01:03:14.457 --> 01:03:16.208
- Here. This is the best.
- Bullets now.

01:03:16.959 --> 01:03:19.795
- It goes all the way to the back.
- Oh, hey. Right through?

01:03:19.962 --> 01:03:21.546
You're lucky. What is it, .22?

01:03:21.714 --> 01:03:23.215
- It's a .38, Riggs.
- That's a .38?

01:03:23.382 --> 01:03:26.218
- It's a .38.
- That's a wimpy .38. This is a .38.

01:03:26.385 --> 01:03:29.304
- Yours is bigger than mine? Don't think so.
- I think so.

01:03:29.472 --> 01:03:30.722
Maybe not, but look. Watch.

01:03:30.890 --> 01:03:34.059
A whole family of .44s on the back.

01:03:34.227 --> 01:03:36.311
- Look, there they are.
- Impressive.

01:03:36.479 --> 01:03:39.856
One got stuck in my lung.
I was breathing blood bubbles. Disgusting.

01:03:40.024 --> 01:03:41.316
Blood bubbles. Okay.

01:03:41.484 --> 01:03:43.360
- You got one?
- Mm.

01:03:43.528 --> 01:03:45.153
Pump-action. 12-gauge.

01:03:45.446 --> 01:03:46.905
- Oh, yeah.
- Mm-hm.

01:03:47.448 --> 01:03:50.158
- Yeah. Right down here. Went through.
- Oh.

01:03:50.326 --> 01:03:51.535
- That must've hurt.
- Right.

01:03:51.702 --> 01:03:52.744
- Not too close.
- Pfft!

01:03:52.912 --> 01:03:54.830
Riggs, if he were that close, I'd be dead.

01:03:54.997 --> 01:03:57.749
I can beat it. I can beat it.
Have a look at this.

01:03:57.917 --> 01:04:00.168
- I'll take your word for it.
- You gotta see this.

01:04:00.336 --> 01:04:03.088
- I'll take your word.
- This guy had a knife. You'll love it.

01:04:03.256 --> 01:04:05.882
He stuck it in my leg
and ran it around eight times.

01:04:06.300 --> 01:04:08.927
- Hurt like a son of a bitch.
- I'll take your word for it.

01:04:09.095 --> 01:04:10.220
No, I said forget it.

01:04:10.388 --> 01:04:13.306
- This is a blue-ribbon event.
- Forget it, Riggs.

01:04:14.392 --> 01:04:15.433
Hey, you started this.

01:04:15.601 --> 01:04:18.270
- Yeah, well, I can end it.
- You know what?

01:04:18.729 --> 01:04:20.105
You're a very poor loser.

01:04:21.566 --> 01:04:22.774
I didn't lose, Riggs.

01:04:22.942 --> 01:04:24.693
- Yes, you did.
- No. No, I didn't lose.

01:04:24.861 --> 01:04:26.444
- You lost.
- I conceded.

01:04:26.612 --> 01:04:29.030
There's a difference between
losing and conceding.

01:04:29.198 --> 01:04:30.866
You conceded or you're conceited?

01:04:31.033 --> 01:04:33.118
- You think I'm conceited?
- Oh, yeah.

01:04:33.286 --> 01:04:35.453
Tell me you lost. Admit to it.

01:04:35.621 --> 01:04:36.663
I'll get a Band-Aid.

01:04:36.831 --> 01:04:39.958
- Tell me you lost.
- I said, don't touch anything.

01:04:51.679 --> 01:04:54.222
You're gonna smack
the shit out of me, right?

01:04:55.099 --> 01:04:57.017
I can do better than that, Riggs.

01:05:14.118 --> 01:05:17.495
This could be
a serious ethical breach here.

01:05:17.788 --> 01:05:19.956
I never made it
with another sergeant before.

01:05:20.124 --> 01:05:21.791
Shut up, Riggs.

01:06:16.722 --> 01:06:18.223
Oh!

01:06:20.101 --> 01:06:22.727
Oh, damn, Riggs.

01:06:24.522 --> 01:06:27.941
- What do you want, Riggs?
- Just wanted to see how you were doing.

01:06:28.109 --> 01:06:29.484
Who sent you? Trish?

01:06:29.652 --> 01:06:32.278
Well, uh, you're doing pretty well.
Trish didn't send me.

01:06:32.446 --> 01:06:34.990
Rianne came to see me.
She asked me to find you.

01:06:35.157 --> 01:06:37.742
- Your place?
- Well, that's where I am.

01:06:37.910 --> 01:06:42.080
- My daughter came to your trailer?
- Yeah.

01:06:42.248 --> 01:06:44.708
- My daughter came to your trailer?
- What the hell?

01:06:44.875 --> 01:06:46.501
Come on, Roger, she was worried.

01:06:46.669 --> 01:06:48.586
Get off of my boat, Riggs.

01:06:48.754 --> 01:06:50.588
- Oh, come on.
- Get off my boat.

01:06:50.756 --> 01:06:52.090
Look, you're drunk, Rog.

01:06:52.258 --> 01:06:54.426
That's something
you should know about, huh?

01:06:54.593 --> 01:06:56.678
- This isn't gonna do any good.
- Give me that.

01:06:56.846 --> 01:06:58.263
- No.
- Give me that.

01:06:58.431 --> 01:07:00.265
Rog, please don't do this, okay?

01:07:00.433 --> 01:07:03.768
You got three days until you retire.
This is not gonna do you any good.

01:07:03.936 --> 01:07:06.312
- You self-righteous bastard. Give it.
- Roger!

01:07:06.480 --> 01:07:10.191
- Look, don't do this, okay? Please.
- Give it to me, damn it, Riggs!

01:07:10.359 --> 01:07:13.903
No! Oh, Jesus Christ.
What are you gonna do now, shoot me?

01:07:14.071 --> 01:07:15.697
- Uh-huh.
- There.

01:07:15.865 --> 01:07:18.450
Take your finger out of my bottle
and give me that gun.

01:07:18.617 --> 01:07:19.784
The bottle's going south.

01:07:21.328 --> 01:07:22.912
Son of a bitch.

01:07:24.790 --> 01:07:26.624
Oh, shit.

01:07:27.585 --> 01:07:30.253
- Not bad for an old man.
- You finished?

01:07:30.421 --> 01:07:32.839
I got another bottle in the galley.
I'm gonna get it.

01:07:33.007 --> 01:07:36.342
No, you're not.
Rog, don't do this to yourself, all right?

01:07:36.510 --> 01:07:38.928
You gotta cut this out.

01:07:39.597 --> 01:07:41.973
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
Are you okay? Are you okay?

01:07:42.141 --> 01:07:44.517
All right. Sit down. Sit down. You okay?

01:07:45.895 --> 01:07:47.645
- You hit me.
- Cool it, will you?

01:07:47.813 --> 01:07:49.564
Cut it out. Just give it up, okay?

01:07:49.732 --> 01:07:50.815
Go ahead.

01:07:50.983 --> 01:07:52.984
Go ahead. Hit me again.

01:07:53.152 --> 01:07:55.487
I don't wanna hit you.
You think I like this shit?

01:07:55.654 --> 01:07:58.406
Hit me again, huh?
You think I'm afraid of you?

01:07:58.574 --> 01:08:01.076
- I know you're not. Rog, no!
- Of that kung fu shit?

01:08:01.243 --> 01:08:02.702
Please, Rog.

01:08:03.537 --> 01:08:05.538
Look, that kid was a killer, all right.

01:08:05.706 --> 01:08:07.123
That wasn't a toy in his hand.

01:08:07.291 --> 01:08:10.585
That was a machine pistol
with twin carbines and all the trimmings.

01:08:10.753 --> 01:08:14.297
He would have drilled you, me,
anybody that came along, all right?

01:08:14.465 --> 01:08:16.007
You had no choice.

01:08:16.342 --> 01:08:18.593
It didn't happen to you.
It happened to me.

01:08:18.761 --> 01:08:20.136
It happened to me!

01:08:20.304 --> 01:08:22.263
My God, I killed that kid.

01:08:22.431 --> 01:08:23.973
I killed that boy.

01:08:24.141 --> 01:08:26.017
Oh, yeah. You kill a lot of people.

01:08:26.185 --> 01:08:29.854
You kill a fucking lot of people!
You ever kill a baby?

01:08:30.022 --> 01:08:33.191
You got ice in your veins.
You ever kill a boy like Nick?

01:08:33.359 --> 01:08:36.694
You selfish bastard! You selfish bastard!

01:08:36.862 --> 01:08:39.155
You're just thinking about yourself!
Goddamn it.

01:08:39.323 --> 01:08:41.157
What about me, huh?

01:08:41.325 --> 01:08:44.494
We're partners. We are partners.

01:08:44.662 --> 01:08:46.287
What happens to you, happens to me.

01:08:46.455 --> 01:08:49.541
After all the shit we've been through,
don't you get it?

01:08:49.834 --> 01:08:51.167
Don't you get it?

01:08:52.086 --> 01:08:55.338
When you retire, you're not just
retiring you, you're retiring us.

01:08:55.506 --> 01:08:57.757
- You're retiring us.
- No. That's not my problem.

01:08:57.925 --> 01:08:59.551
- Yes, it is.
- It's not my problem.

01:08:59.718 --> 01:09:01.553
You're the only family I've got.

01:09:01.720 --> 01:09:04.389
I got three beautiful kids.
I love them and they're yours.

01:09:04.557 --> 01:09:07.809
Trish does my laundry.
I live in your icebox. I live in your life.

01:09:07.977 --> 01:09:10.061
What am I gonna do?
What am I supposed to do?

01:09:10.229 --> 01:09:13.064
- I don't care.
- Yes, you do.

01:09:13.232 --> 01:09:15.733
- I don't care! I don't care!
- Yes, you do!

01:09:15.901 --> 01:09:17.902
- I don't care!
- You do so care!

01:09:18.070 --> 01:09:19.487
I don't care!

01:09:19.655 --> 01:09:22.740
I don't care. I don't care.

01:09:24.618 --> 01:09:29.330
I don't know what I'm saying anymore.
I don't know what I'm thinking.

01:09:29.498 --> 01:09:32.584
I had three days, and now this.

01:09:33.210 --> 01:09:34.752
I'm sorry.

01:09:34.920 --> 01:09:37.088
- That's all right.
- No, no, I'm sorry.

01:09:38.757 --> 01:09:40.175
I didn't realize...

01:09:40.342 --> 01:09:42.427
that my retirement's
gonna screw you up.

01:09:42.595 --> 01:09:46.806
Forget it. I haven't got any problems.
I was out of line saying that shit.

01:09:47.057 --> 01:09:48.349
Look, man...

01:09:48.517 --> 01:09:50.977
Um, Riggs, look...

01:09:51.145 --> 01:09:53.605
Hey. You know I love you.

01:09:54.899 --> 01:10:00.278
You know I love you, Riggs. And your
problems are my problems, all right?

01:10:00.446 --> 01:10:02.906
Like you said, what happens to you...

01:10:03.574 --> 01:10:05.491
happens to me. So try me.

01:10:05.826 --> 01:10:07.577
I'm here for you.

01:10:07.745 --> 01:10:10.538
I haven't got any problems, Rog.

01:10:10.706 --> 01:10:14.459
Oh, yes, you do. We all have problems.
You help me...

01:10:15.127 --> 01:10:17.420
and I'm gonna help you.

01:10:18.631 --> 01:10:21.132
I do have a little problem.

01:10:21.300 --> 01:10:22.675
Uh...

01:10:23.177 --> 01:10:25.929
Oh, no, shit. You don't wanna hear.
This is piddly shit.

01:10:26.096 --> 01:10:27.722
Riggs, yes, I do. I wanna hear it.

01:10:27.890 --> 01:10:30.225
- Tell me.
- Know what? This is ridiculous.

01:10:30.392 --> 01:10:32.644
- You don't wanna hear it.
- No, no. I'm here. I'm here.

01:10:33.395 --> 01:10:34.896
Well...

01:10:35.356 --> 01:10:40.193
I think maybe I slept with someone
that I probably shouldn't have.

01:10:41.278 --> 01:10:42.820
You son of a bitch!

01:10:49.662 --> 01:10:50.870
Help me, man.

01:10:51.038 --> 01:10:52.914
I ought to let you drown, you traitor.

01:10:53.082 --> 01:10:54.582
Help me. Help me.

01:10:54.750 --> 01:10:56.668
- Come on in.
- Aah!

01:11:00.589 --> 01:11:04.008
- What did you hit me for? You hit me.
- You slept with Rianne.

01:11:05.511 --> 01:11:06.511
- I did not.
- You did.

01:11:06.679 --> 01:11:09.138
- Who did you sleep with?
- I slept with Sergeant Cole.

01:11:10.224 --> 01:11:11.849
Sergeant Cole from Traffic?

01:11:12.017 --> 01:11:14.102
No, not Sergeant Cole from Traffic.

01:11:14.270 --> 01:11:15.311
- Lorna.
- Lorna.

01:11:15.479 --> 01:11:17.313
Sergeant Cole from Traffic's her uncle.

01:11:17.481 --> 01:11:20.149
- Oh, okay. That's okay. That's okay.
- Oh, I don't know.

01:11:20.484 --> 01:11:21.693
She was all like...

01:11:22.736 --> 01:11:23.987
Sheriff's Department.

01:11:24.154 --> 01:11:27.031
- Sheriff, we're L.A.P.D.
- L.A.P.D.

01:11:27.199 --> 01:11:30.368
Yeah? What are you boys
doing down there?

01:11:30.536 --> 01:11:33.162
- We're in the middle of a case.
- Yeah.

01:11:33.330 --> 01:11:34.372
Of Scotch.

01:11:36.625 --> 01:11:38.126
Let's get out of here.

01:11:53.559 --> 01:11:55.518
Go with the grain.

01:11:55.686 --> 01:11:56.936
Huh?

01:11:59.064 --> 01:12:00.690
I'll show you. Here.

01:12:02.860 --> 01:12:05.236
You're going against the grain.

01:12:09.533 --> 01:12:11.868
- Like that.
- Okay.

01:12:18.042 --> 01:12:19.167
You okay?

01:12:22.463 --> 01:12:24.881
Darryl was my friend, Dad.

01:12:26.258 --> 01:12:28.968
I know. I'm sorry, son.

01:12:29.678 --> 01:12:31.262
I hope you don't blame me.

01:12:33.057 --> 01:12:34.390
I don't blame you, Dad.

01:12:35.768 --> 01:12:37.727
I blame Darryl.

01:12:41.482 --> 01:12:42.982
- What's this right here?
- Huh?

01:12:43.150 --> 01:12:44.650
- Right there.
- What?

01:12:49.323 --> 01:12:51.199
I love you, Dad.

01:12:53.911 --> 01:12:55.953
I love you, son.

01:13:03.420 --> 01:13:05.963
Grant them both pardon
and everlasting rest.

01:13:06.131 --> 01:13:11.177
Let them escape the judgment of vengeance
and enjoy the blessedness of eternal life.

01:13:11.345 --> 01:13:15.807
Oh, Lord, we commend
the soul of Darryl Smithers to your safety.

01:13:16.266 --> 01:13:19.852
May he find the peace in heaven
that eluded him on Earth.

01:13:20.020 --> 01:13:21.979
And may the scourge of violence...

01:13:22.147 --> 01:13:25.525
claiming the lives of our children
be lifted by your grace...

01:13:25.692 --> 01:13:27.693
and infinite wisdom.

01:13:28.195 --> 01:13:29.654
- Amen.
- Amen.

01:13:29.988 --> 01:13:31.322
Amen.

01:13:53.345 --> 01:13:55.179
Nice service.

01:13:57.474 --> 01:13:59.100
Wait here.

01:14:04.690 --> 01:14:07.233
Mrs. Smithers. Ma'am?

01:14:10.821 --> 01:14:13.197
I just don't know...

01:14:18.996 --> 01:14:21.164
You want to do something,
Sergeant Murtaugh?

01:14:21.623 --> 01:14:25.418
You find the man
that put the gun in my son's hand.

01:14:43.770 --> 01:14:45.146
Take your mama to the car.

01:14:50.527 --> 01:14:51.944
You okay?

01:14:52.404 --> 01:14:53.696
Yeah.

01:14:54.239 --> 01:14:55.656
Who's got the gun?

01:14:57.534 --> 01:14:59.577
- We got it.
- Yeah.

01:15:06.502 --> 01:15:08.461
Where did this gun come from,
motherfucker?

01:15:08.629 --> 01:15:10.129
Fuck you.

01:15:11.048 --> 01:15:14.675
Ever heard of the word "genocide," huh?
You stupid motherfuckers?

01:15:14.843 --> 01:15:16.219
You ever heard of genocide?

01:15:16.386 --> 01:15:18.554
You fools are killing yourself! Killing us!

01:15:18.722 --> 01:15:20.848
I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it.
Motherfucker.

01:15:21.016 --> 01:15:24.310
You better tell me where this gun's from
or I'll blow your head off.

01:15:24.478 --> 01:15:27.939
I wanna know now.
Where did this gun come from?

01:15:33.445 --> 01:15:37.073
You see this gun? I wanna know where
it came from, Tyrone. I wanna know now.

01:15:38.325 --> 01:15:39.700
Hiya, Hubie.

01:15:39.868 --> 01:15:41.953
We're looking for
a friend of yours, Travis.

01:15:42.120 --> 01:15:43.120
I never heard of him.

01:15:43.288 --> 01:15:45.873
Never heard...? Ehh! Ehh!
Wrong answer. Wrong answer.

01:15:46.041 --> 01:15:49.919
- And you're pulling on the wrong string.
- That's not a very professional attitude.

01:15:50.087 --> 01:15:52.338
- Who the fuck are you guys?
- Sorry. L.A.P.D.

01:15:52.506 --> 01:15:56.425
We're just doing a few routine inquiries.
You been checked for lice recently?

01:15:56.593 --> 01:15:58.386
Hey, hey. Give me my fucking wallet.

01:15:58.554 --> 01:16:01.305
- Keep your hands down.
- Give my fucking wallet back!

01:16:01.473 --> 01:16:03.724
Get up. We don't need this.

01:16:05.185 --> 01:16:08.229
We have a license that belongs
to one Hubert Bartholomew Smith.

01:16:08.397 --> 01:16:09.647
- Is that you?
- Bartholomew.

01:16:09.815 --> 01:16:12.066
- Fuck you.
- There's a lady here. Do you mind?

01:16:12.234 --> 01:16:13.818
What the fuck...?
- Hey!

01:16:14.570 --> 01:16:15.987
What the hell's going on here?

01:16:17.781 --> 01:16:19.740
- Maybe they know something.
- I'll find out.

01:16:19.908 --> 01:16:22.702
- Want me to come with you? Sure?
- No, I got it. Mm-hm.

01:16:25.038 --> 01:16:27.707
- I should go with her.
- I want you to see something, Rog.

01:16:27.874 --> 01:16:29.959
- She has a gift. Watch this.
- A gift?

01:16:30.127 --> 01:16:33.838
Morning, gentlemen.
L.A.P.D. Got a few questions.

01:16:34.006 --> 01:16:35.006
You on parole?

01:16:35.173 --> 01:16:37.508
- I got a job, fuck-o.
- Shut up. Who asked you?

01:16:38.051 --> 01:16:39.927
Do any of you know a Mr. Travis?

01:16:40.095 --> 01:16:43.180
- You got a warrant?
- No, I don't have a warrant. I can get one.

01:16:43.348 --> 01:16:45.766
Well, until you do, fuck off.

01:16:45.934 --> 01:16:48.436
Now, that's not a nice thing
to say to a lady.

01:16:48.604 --> 01:16:51.897
- Fuck you.
- I don't think so.

01:16:52.524 --> 01:16:53.899
Ah!

01:16:55.277 --> 01:16:57.028
- Backspin kick.
- Sheesh!

01:17:01.700 --> 01:17:03.284
Aah! Shit!

01:17:05.037 --> 01:17:06.871
Watch out. You okay, honey?

01:17:07.039 --> 01:17:08.539
I'm just great.

01:17:15.172 --> 01:17:16.964
- Honey?
- How are you doing?

01:17:17.132 --> 01:17:18.549
This guy's on parole.

01:17:18.884 --> 01:17:20.843
And this guy's an asshole.

01:17:21.011 --> 01:17:23.679
- Riggs, there's five of them, man.
- Yeah, I know.

01:17:25.641 --> 01:17:27.892
Look at the front kick. Look at that.

01:17:35.233 --> 01:17:36.567
Grabbed his cluster.

01:17:39.071 --> 01:17:40.404
Let me help her.

01:17:40.781 --> 01:17:41.822
Stay still.

01:17:50.957 --> 01:17:52.917
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey.

01:17:55.045 --> 01:17:56.754
My girl. Ha, ha.

01:17:58.382 --> 01:18:00.591
This PMS, it's murder.

01:18:01.468 --> 01:18:06.013
Ah, yeah, I know what you mean.
I've been married 25 years.

01:18:06.640 --> 01:18:08.557
So tell me about Travis.

01:18:08.725 --> 01:18:11.477
Look, I told you before, moron,
I don't know no Jack Travis.

01:18:11.645 --> 01:18:13.270
I didn't say his name was Jack.

01:18:13.438 --> 01:18:15.773
Hey, you better start telling me
more than jack shit.

01:18:17.651 --> 01:18:19.110
Hey, Murphy.

01:18:19.277 --> 01:18:22.780
- People cross the street when they see me.
- I didn't have enough time.

01:18:22.948 --> 01:18:26.325
I'm not your enemy, captain.
I'm just trying to do my job.

01:18:26.827 --> 01:18:29.787
- Have you eaten?
- I already ate. I gotta go downtown.

01:18:29.955 --> 01:18:32.039
- What, do you eat alone?
- I'm used to it.

01:18:32.207 --> 01:18:33.457
It's bad for the digestion.

01:18:33.625 --> 01:18:36.335
Tomorrow you have lunch with me,
but I'm not paying.

01:18:41.466 --> 01:18:43.300
The fuck is this?

01:18:43.468 --> 01:18:45.219
Hey, buddy, you all right?

01:18:45.762 --> 01:18:47.888
Two fingers, Murph.

01:18:48.765 --> 01:18:52.351
- Jack, what the fuck?
- Get in the car. I'll tell you after the ride.

01:18:58.942 --> 01:19:01.610
After watching Lorna
handle herself so well...

01:19:01.778 --> 01:19:04.196
boy, I'm changing my mind
about all that kung fu.

01:19:04.364 --> 01:19:05.948
Hey you wanna try something?

01:19:06.324 --> 01:19:08.075
- No. No, no, no.
- Come on.

01:19:08.243 --> 01:19:10.244
Guess you can't teach
an old dog new tricks.

01:19:10.412 --> 01:19:12.955
- Hey, hey, hey. Old dog, my ass, huh?
- Yeah?

01:19:13.123 --> 01:19:17.001
You wanna try something? Watch this.
This is called a backspin kick.

01:19:17.169 --> 01:19:18.836
Pivot right, kick with your left...

01:19:19.004 --> 01:19:22.131
and you whip that head around
to catch the target over there.

01:19:22.299 --> 01:19:24.175
Get that head round and follow through.

01:19:24.342 --> 01:19:27.344
Like so. So you whip the head.

01:19:28.805 --> 01:19:30.347
All right?

01:19:30.515 --> 01:19:32.683
Thank you. Thank you. Now you try it.

01:19:33.643 --> 01:19:35.770
- Here's your target. All right?
- Okay.

01:19:35.937 --> 01:19:39.815
Pivot on the right, kick with the left,
get that head round and spot that target.

01:19:39.983 --> 01:19:42.526
- Like that.
- Yeah, that's it. Follow the head round.

01:19:42.694 --> 01:19:45.279
Back up a bit. We don't want you
to bump into this pole.

01:19:45.447 --> 01:19:48.115
Just back up a little bit.
A little bit more. Okay, good.

01:19:48.283 --> 01:19:50.367
Mind and body strong now,
grasshopper.

01:19:50.535 --> 01:19:51.619
All right. Okay.

01:19:52.412 --> 01:19:53.913
Go.

01:19:59.628 --> 01:20:02.713
Hey, hey, hey!
- He can't hold his water.

01:20:02.881 --> 01:20:04.006
Get back to work.

01:20:04.174 --> 01:20:05.925
Okay, okay, back to work, everybody.

01:20:06.092 --> 01:20:09.386
Man. Oh, Rog, man, I'm sorry.

01:20:10.889 --> 01:20:12.681
Sergeant Murtaugh.

01:20:12.849 --> 01:20:17.853
You could be experiencing some
transitional anger caused by the shooting.

01:20:18.021 --> 01:20:20.272
You wanna talk about it?

01:20:20.941 --> 01:20:23.359
- I think he's okay for a change, doc.
- Are you sure?

01:20:23.527 --> 01:20:27.154
Yeah. You know, you really look good
in red. That's your color, I think.

01:20:27.531 --> 01:20:31.367
- I've got a little extra time now, sergeant.
- I'm fine, doctor.

01:20:36.414 --> 01:20:37.414
Oh, shit.

01:20:37.874 --> 01:20:39.708
Where's Sergeant Murtaugh?

01:20:39.960 --> 01:20:42.545
- What?
- No, her.

01:20:42.879 --> 01:20:46.048
Can you tell me where I can find
the good-looking Sergeant Murtaugh?

01:20:46.466 --> 01:20:48.551
- Aah!
- Hi, skinny.

01:20:48.718 --> 01:20:50.928
- Delores. You remember me?
I remember you.

01:20:51.096 --> 01:20:54.265
Can you tell me where I can find
the lovely Sergeant Murtaugh?

01:20:54.432 --> 01:20:58.269
As a matter of fact, he's cowering down
on all fours right behind this counter.

01:21:00.856 --> 01:21:04.024
- Listen, where's the sergeant?
- He's not here at the moment, Delores.

01:21:04.192 --> 01:21:06.610
But, uh, he's talked of nothing
but you all week.

01:21:06.778 --> 01:21:08.612
Shut my mouth.
- The man's on fire.

01:21:08.780 --> 01:21:10.823
- What's the matter, baby?
- A little sciatica.

01:21:10.991 --> 01:21:14.201
Oh. You tell him Delores was here.

01:21:14.369 --> 01:21:16.245
You tell that man...

01:21:16.413 --> 01:21:18.455
that he's the jam in my jelly roll.

01:21:19.833 --> 01:21:23.210
- I'll see you, baby, okay? Bye-bye.
- Okay. Bye.

01:21:25.463 --> 01:21:28.340
Delores says that you're
the jam in her jelly roll. That's...

01:21:28.508 --> 01:21:30.342
- I heard.
- Heh.

01:21:30.510 --> 01:21:32.428
- That's a lot of woman there.
- Shit.

01:21:32.596 --> 01:21:36.307
She calls me all the time. And she leaves
me notes. What am I gonna do?

01:21:36.474 --> 01:21:39.977
- You shouldn't have led her on.
- Led her on? I didn't do anything, Riggs.

01:21:40.145 --> 01:21:44.148
I mean, if Trish finds out about it...
I didn't... I didn't...

01:21:44.482 --> 01:21:47.151
Sergeant, we have got to talk.

01:21:47.319 --> 01:21:49.945
You've gotta come see me.

01:21:50.113 --> 01:21:52.364
Well, we gotta work. Come on. Let's go.

01:21:52.532 --> 01:21:55.451
- Thanks anyway, for your concern.
- Yeah. Thanks, doc.

01:21:55.702 --> 01:21:56.952
- You're a beauty.
- Coming?

01:21:57.120 --> 01:21:58.996
A beauty. Yeah, I'm coming.

01:22:06.588 --> 01:22:08.505
Afternoon, captain.

01:22:10.175 --> 01:22:13.302
That's good, Murphy.
See how easy that was?

01:22:17.307 --> 01:22:19.058
I love it down here, don't you, Murph?

01:22:19.225 --> 01:22:23.479
This place is better than the swap meet.
Best bargains in town.

01:22:27.192 --> 01:22:29.026
Give me the lock-up keys.

01:22:29.569 --> 01:22:32.363
Those guys from the garage,
they're all ex-cons.

01:22:32.530 --> 01:22:34.531
And all busted by
the same police officer...

01:22:34.699 --> 01:22:36.784
Lieutenant Jack Edward Travis.

01:22:36.952 --> 01:22:38.702
Early paroles
on the work furlough program.

01:22:38.870 --> 01:22:42.373
Uh-huh. Employed by a company called
Mesa Verde Construction.

01:22:42.540 --> 01:22:45.292
Just a minute. You can't go in there.
You don't have a pass.

01:22:45.460 --> 01:22:46.710
- What?
- May I see your pass?

01:22:46.878 --> 01:22:48.671
- Wanna see? Here's my pass.
- I do.

01:22:48.838 --> 01:22:51.423
- I got shot in the line of duty, okay?
- He's with us.

01:22:51.591 --> 01:22:53.133
- He's with us?
- Did I say that?

01:22:53.301 --> 01:22:56.553
- Where'd you get her from?
- What are you doing out of the hospital?

01:22:56.721 --> 01:22:59.223
Don't mention the hospital.
I told you not to leave me.

01:22:59.391 --> 01:23:01.976
They tried to take my appendix.
They gave me a lapotomy.

01:23:02.143 --> 01:23:04.103
- Brain surgery?
- No, a lapotomy.

01:23:04.270 --> 01:23:06.563
Not a lobotomy.
Cut your hair so you can hear.

01:23:06.731 --> 01:23:07.773
What's the difference?

01:23:07.941 --> 01:23:12.027
The difference is, when you get a lapotomy,
they shave your nether regions.

01:23:12.195 --> 01:23:15.364
- Nether what?
- Your nether... I can't say it in front of her.

01:23:15.532 --> 01:23:16.991
Well, point to it.

01:23:18.451 --> 01:23:19.743
- Okay. Here.
- Must be itchy.

01:23:19.911 --> 01:23:22.329
Yes, it is itchy.
These doctors are savages.

01:23:22.497 --> 01:23:25.582
Where does it say that a gunshot wound
requires a rectal exam?

01:23:25.750 --> 01:23:27.251
Huh? Huh?

01:23:28.628 --> 01:23:31.088
Yeah. With a telescope
big enough to see Venus.

01:23:31.256 --> 01:23:32.923
I guess all they saw was Uranus, huh?

01:23:33.091 --> 01:23:35.259
Oh, that's great. Huh-huh.
That's great. Thank you.

01:23:35.427 --> 01:23:36.844
- You know what I say?
- What?

01:23:37.012 --> 01:23:40.764
They fuck you in the hospital!
First they drug you, then they fuck you.

01:23:40.932 --> 01:23:42.141
And when they're done...

01:23:42.308 --> 01:23:45.394
along comes the insurance company,
and fucks you some more.

01:23:45.562 --> 01:23:48.605
Ten dollars for a fucking aspirin,
that's not even covered.

01:23:48.773 --> 01:23:50.065
- Leo!
- That's enough.

01:23:50.233 --> 01:23:51.775
- We're trying to work here.
- Okay.

01:23:51.943 --> 01:23:54.778
What's new on our case?
Anything new? You got Travis yet?

01:23:54.946 --> 01:23:56.530
You take an ad out in the paper?

01:23:56.698 --> 01:23:59.283
- He's family. We gotta go somewhere else.
- Who's she?

01:23:59.451 --> 01:24:01.577
- Sergeant Cole.
- Hey, how are you? Leo Getz.

01:24:01.745 --> 01:24:03.454
Anything you need, Leo Getz. Get it?

01:24:03.621 --> 01:24:05.581
- I get it.
- Real estate right now but...

01:24:05.749 --> 01:24:08.083
Hey, listen. Come on, you guys,
give me a break.

01:24:08.251 --> 01:24:10.419
I owe this guy one.
Give me something to do.

01:24:10.587 --> 01:24:12.171
You can get us a cup of coffee.

01:24:12.338 --> 01:24:15.632
That's great. I take one for you,
and that's what you tell me?

01:24:15.800 --> 01:24:19.136
- He could check this out.
- That's all I'm good for? Takes slugs...

01:24:19.304 --> 01:24:21.930
Leo, Leo, Leo. Look.
We got something for you to do.

01:24:22.098 --> 01:24:25.601
Check out Mesa Verde Construction.
Find out all the information you can.

01:24:25.769 --> 01:24:28.479
- Okay. Sure, I can do this.
- Remember that name?

01:24:28.646 --> 01:24:30.481
Right around... Mesa Verde, I got it.

01:24:30.648 --> 01:24:32.983
What are you doing giving him
Mesa Verde?

01:24:33.151 --> 01:24:34.985
If there's shit there, he'll dig it up.

01:24:35.153 --> 01:24:37.029
- Who is that guy?
It's a long story.

01:24:43.328 --> 01:24:44.745
Here are your keys, captain.

01:24:46.164 --> 01:24:47.873
- You motherfucker.
- Don't be stupid.

01:24:48.041 --> 01:24:50.626
The fuck?
- Take the elevator, bring the other guys.

01:24:50.794 --> 01:24:52.586
Keys. Give me your fucking hands.

01:24:53.588 --> 01:24:57.132
Goddamn you, Travis. Fuck.

01:24:57.801 --> 01:24:59.885
Stand there.

01:25:03.306 --> 01:25:05.808
I can get faster results
than that real-estate broker.

01:25:05.975 --> 01:25:08.727
Leo's not just a real-estate broker.

01:25:08.895 --> 01:25:11.772
Yeah, he's a royal pain in the ass
with a lot of connections.

01:25:12.816 --> 01:25:16.401
This is what we came for.
Load everything on the elevator, guys.

01:25:16.569 --> 01:25:18.904
- How'd you know where to find them?
- We got it all.

01:25:19.072 --> 01:25:21.198
World of computers, Murph.
World of computers.

01:25:21.366 --> 01:25:24.034
You used to be one of us,
for chrissakes, Jack.

01:25:24.202 --> 01:25:27.287
You know what future
a cop has, Murph? None.

01:25:27.455 --> 01:25:30.541
Punch a clock for 30 years. Retirement.

01:25:30.792 --> 01:25:32.084
Pension.

01:25:32.585 --> 01:25:33.627
Nothing to do.

01:25:33.795 --> 01:25:37.214
Drunk at noon, bullet in the brain
by evening. Well, not for this kid.

01:25:37.382 --> 01:25:39.508
Police department's got it all:

01:25:39.676 --> 01:25:42.845
Guns, ammo, drugs, cash.
It's a one-stop shopping center.

01:25:43.012 --> 01:25:46.390
If you got the brains, there's not
a thing anybody can do about it.

01:25:46.558 --> 01:25:49.226
You're already fucking history
and you know it.

01:25:49.394 --> 01:25:51.728
Sorry, Murph.
But I'm just getting started.

01:25:52.230 --> 01:25:54.231
- Something's wrong here.
- What?

01:25:54.399 --> 01:25:56.859
The program's been accessed
by somebody from the outside.

01:25:57.026 --> 01:25:58.527
What? What's been accessed?

01:25:58.695 --> 01:26:02.281
After the guns were stolen, internal
Affairs moved the confiscated ammunition.

01:26:02.448 --> 01:26:04.658
- Armor-piercing bullets?
- Thousands of rounds...

01:26:04.826 --> 01:26:07.411
to a more secured location. Shit.

01:26:07.579 --> 01:26:09.454
- That's been accessed.
- Somebody knows.

01:26:09.622 --> 01:26:11.832
Where's it stored?
Where did they move it?

01:26:13.168 --> 01:26:14.668
- Wait, wait.
- Let's go.

01:26:14.836 --> 01:26:18.297
- I guess I'm not cut out for Internal Affairs.
- Where is it?

01:26:18.464 --> 01:26:19.756
- In the building.
- Where?

01:26:19.924 --> 01:26:21.675
- I'm showing you.
- Something going down?

01:26:21.843 --> 01:26:23.802
- Nothing's going down.
- I'm going with you.

01:26:23.970 --> 01:26:25.762
- Uh, how old are you?
- Twenty-two today.

01:26:25.930 --> 01:26:29.266
Twenty-two? Come on.
You got protection?

01:26:29.434 --> 01:26:32.186
- Right here in my wallet.
- No, your vest, you dummy.

01:26:32.353 --> 01:26:33.437
Should we take him?

01:26:33.605 --> 01:26:36.148
Okay, but keep your head down.
Keep your head down.

01:26:36.316 --> 01:26:37.733
- Stay behind me.
- Come on, let's go.

01:26:37.901 --> 01:26:39.109
Yahoo!
- Shh! Quiet.

01:26:51.456 --> 01:26:53.081
See, you were my ticket in, Murph.

01:26:53.666 --> 01:26:56.293
It's too bad
you won't be coming with me.

01:27:00.423 --> 01:27:01.673
Travis.

01:27:01.841 --> 01:27:03.675
- They got it all.
- Shit.

01:27:04.385 --> 01:27:06.345
- He's dead.
- How'd they get it out of here?

01:27:06.512 --> 01:27:08.972
- I don't know.
- They didn't take it upstairs.

01:27:09.140 --> 01:27:11.099
Hey, hey. Elevator.

01:27:13.686 --> 01:27:16.313
- Shit. it's down.
- Hey, the subway's down there.

01:27:16.481 --> 01:27:18.398
- We take the stairs.
- L.A. has subways?

01:27:18.566 --> 01:27:19.608
Where you been, kid?

01:27:19.776 --> 01:27:21.652
Read something besides the funny pages.

01:27:22.695 --> 01:27:25.155
All right, guys. Come on, let's hustle.

01:27:27.700 --> 01:27:29.493
Hurry up, guys.

01:27:42.173 --> 01:27:43.590
L.A.P.D., guys. Come here.

01:27:43.758 --> 01:27:45.634
Come here. Step on it.

01:27:46.261 --> 01:27:47.928
Son of a bitch.

01:27:48.096 --> 01:27:49.888
You see anybody, anything strange?

01:27:50.056 --> 01:27:54.601
- Lots of cops and a bunch of boxes.
- Split now. Just get out of here.

01:27:55.019 --> 01:27:56.687
- I'm going across.
- I got it.

01:28:03.778 --> 01:28:05.570
Get rid of Murphy, now!

01:28:11.286 --> 01:28:13.370
Where the fuck do you think you're going?
Let's go.

01:28:25.758 --> 01:28:27.134
Split. Get out of here.

01:28:28.928 --> 01:28:30.470
Cover me.

01:28:36.311 --> 01:28:37.644
Riggs!

01:28:50.658 --> 01:28:52.409
Let's go. Let's go!

01:28:56.289 --> 01:28:58.165
Riggs.

01:29:01.669 --> 01:29:03.587
Son, stay still.

01:29:13.598 --> 01:29:15.724
Happy birthday, kid.

01:29:25.443 --> 01:29:26.610
Oh, shit!

01:29:41.417 --> 01:29:42.793
Another baby.

01:29:55.181 --> 01:29:57.140
Hey! Is he dead? Check the body.

01:29:57.308 --> 01:29:58.975
Get me the fuck out of here, will you?

01:30:00.645 --> 01:30:02.437
Hey, Riggs! Hey, Riggs!

01:30:02.730 --> 01:30:05.148
Riggs! You stupid son of a bitch.

01:30:17.078 --> 01:30:19.162
Stop that shit. Cut it out.

01:30:19.330 --> 01:30:21.164
- Hey! Don't shoot.
- L.A.P.D., man.

01:30:21.332 --> 01:30:22.582
Where does this come out?

01:30:22.750 --> 01:30:24.126
- Pico Station.
- Thanks, pal.

01:30:24.293 --> 01:30:25.335
Hey, not that way.

01:30:25.503 --> 01:30:28.255
- Take the stairs, man, it's faster.
- Okay, thanks.

01:30:39.058 --> 01:30:40.183
Ow!

01:30:40.351 --> 01:30:42.561
Sorry, pal. Where's the tunnel?
Gangway!

01:30:50.528 --> 01:30:52.320
Get out of the way.

01:30:55.324 --> 01:30:57.868
Holy shit. Son of a bitch.

01:30:58.703 --> 01:30:59.911
Police!

01:31:06.878 --> 01:31:08.962
Step on it! There he is! Step on it!

01:31:10.590 --> 01:31:12.048
Goddamn.

01:31:16.888 --> 01:31:18.847
Put your foot down!

01:31:24.896 --> 01:31:26.563
I can't!

01:31:45.917 --> 01:31:49.252
- Hey, police! I need your bike, man.
- What? This is bullshit.

01:31:49.420 --> 01:31:53.882
I need your bike. Sergeant Riggs, call it in.
I need a couple clips too.

01:32:09.357 --> 01:32:11.107
Hey, we lost him.

01:32:18.241 --> 01:32:20.367
- Central, where's Riggs?
Six-William-Six.

01:32:20.535 --> 01:32:22.869
Central, keep me in touch
with motorcycle pursuit.

01:32:30.461 --> 01:32:32.128
- Shit.
- Take a right, now.

01:32:32.296 --> 01:32:33.713
Take a right! Go!

01:32:34.465 --> 01:32:36.299
Go! Go! Go!

01:32:37.301 --> 01:32:39.594
Stupid. Take a right. No, left!

01:32:51.148 --> 01:32:52.148
Shit!

01:32:57.113 --> 01:32:58.280
Oh, shit!

01:33:14.630 --> 01:33:16.339
Watch it!

01:33:20.428 --> 01:33:22.470
This is 6-William-6, this is 6-William-6.

01:33:22.638 --> 01:33:24.347
I'm at the freeway construction site.

01:33:24.515 --> 01:33:27.392
Where's Riggs? I'm here. Where's Riggs?
Come back to me, Central.

01:33:27.560 --> 01:33:29.311
Six-William-Six, location west...

01:33:29.478 --> 01:33:31.021
Where's Riggs? Where the hell is Riggs?

01:33:32.607 --> 01:33:35.150
Take a left here. Get off.
Get off the freeway.

01:33:36.527 --> 01:33:37.777
Oh, Jesus!

01:33:47.538 --> 01:33:48.538
Stop! Hold it!

01:33:50.374 --> 01:33:51.458
Oh, shit!

01:33:52.335 --> 01:33:53.752
Hang on.

01:33:56.047 --> 01:33:57.213
Stop!

01:34:08.976 --> 01:34:10.018
Where is the pursuit?

01:34:14.315 --> 01:34:15.732
Oh, shit.

01:34:28.120 --> 01:34:32.248
- Riggs! Hey, just relax, Riggs.
- Relax?

01:34:34.001 --> 01:34:35.210
Riggs! Riggs!

01:34:35.544 --> 01:34:38.171
Oh, shit!

01:34:44.220 --> 01:34:45.929
Riggs! Riggs!

01:34:49.558 --> 01:34:52.769
Riggs. Hey, Riggs.

01:34:52.978 --> 01:34:55.105
Get back. Just get back. Get back!

01:34:55.773 --> 01:34:58.108
Riggs, talk to me. Riggs.

01:34:58.275 --> 01:35:01.027
Riggs, you're alive. Come here.

01:35:01.195 --> 01:35:04.280
Don't move. Don't move.
I said just get back!

01:35:05.116 --> 01:35:06.449
You all right?

01:35:08.786 --> 01:35:10.495
Hey, hey, hey, Riggs, don't...

01:35:10.663 --> 01:35:12.038
Hey, hey, Riggs!

01:35:13.582 --> 01:35:14.749
Don't touch me!

01:35:14.917 --> 01:35:17.794
Okay, okay. I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching you.

01:35:17.962 --> 01:35:20.213
- Just be careful.
- Don't touch me. Don't!

01:35:24.260 --> 01:35:27.053
- Don't touch me.
- Hey, okay, I won't touch you.

01:35:27.221 --> 01:35:28.388
I'm not touching you.

01:35:30.850 --> 01:35:35.645
- Okay. You okay now?
- I'm pissed now, Rog. Now I'm pissed.

01:35:35.813 --> 01:35:37.313
- Now what?
- That son of a bitch.

01:35:37.481 --> 01:35:39.399
He's done it twice now. Damn.

01:35:39.567 --> 01:35:42.444
Son of a... I'm gonna suck
his eyes out through his nose.

01:35:42.695 --> 01:35:44.821
Twice he got away.
Nobody gets away from me!

01:35:44.989 --> 01:35:47.824
Okay. Just relax. Just relax.

01:35:48.159 --> 01:35:49.993
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.

01:35:50.161 --> 01:35:52.662
- Are you okay?
- I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.

01:35:55.374 --> 01:35:56.666
Hey!

01:35:57.251 --> 01:35:58.752
- Hey, I'm having that.
- You quit!

01:35:58.919 --> 01:36:01.129
I ran out of biscuits, all right?
Give me a break.

01:36:02.840 --> 01:36:06.676
Oh, shit.

01:36:11.348 --> 01:36:12.515
Perfect.

01:36:13.601 --> 01:36:15.769
- What did I miss?
- What's he doing here?

01:36:15.936 --> 01:36:18.146
- What are you doing here?
- Great car chase.

01:36:18.314 --> 01:36:20.273
- Great chase.
- What are you doing here?

01:36:20.441 --> 01:36:22.275
- How'd you find us, huh?
- My police scanner.

01:36:22.443 --> 01:36:24.444
What are you doing
with a police scanner?

01:36:24.612 --> 01:36:28.948
What am I...? Hello, Car 54, where are you?
I cracked this case for you guys.

01:36:29.116 --> 01:36:31.451
Listen. Mesa Verde's legit.

01:36:31.619 --> 01:36:33.995
They got a housing project
called Rancho Arroyo.

01:36:34.163 --> 01:36:36.623
I know where that is.
- Why don't we check it out?

01:36:36.791 --> 01:36:39.417
- Good idea.
- Okay, hey, wait. I'll come with you.

01:36:39.585 --> 01:36:42.420
- No, you're not coming.
- Yes, I am. I'll take my car.

01:36:42.588 --> 01:36:44.380
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.

01:36:46.133 --> 01:36:49.260
I can't believe you did that.
I got a spare in the trunk.

01:36:52.223 --> 01:36:53.890
- You're driving.
- No, I'm driving.

01:36:54.058 --> 01:36:56.768
How could you do that?
I can't believe you did that.

01:36:56.936 --> 01:36:59.395
- I can't believe you did that.
- Hey, where's Lorna?

01:36:59.563 --> 01:37:01.731
- I can't believe you did that.
- With Walters.

01:37:02.399 --> 01:37:05.151
I can't belie... l can't
believe you did that.

01:37:05.319 --> 01:37:07.487
How could you do that to me?

01:37:08.572 --> 01:37:10.740
Did you see that? They're my partners.

01:37:10.908 --> 01:37:13.576
- I can't believe they did that.
- Twenty-one and 18, clear.

01:37:13.744 --> 01:37:15.078
Excuse me, do you own your home?

01:37:48.946 --> 01:37:51.614
- Looks like we came to the right place.
- Yeah.

01:37:51.782 --> 01:37:53.616
Move on out to Travis Town.

01:37:53.784 --> 01:37:56.035
Great place to raise a family.

01:37:56.537 --> 01:37:58.705
Built on guns and bloodshed.

01:37:58.873 --> 01:38:01.583
One hell of a retirement plan
this asshole's got, isn't it?

01:38:01.750 --> 01:38:04.127
Let's foreclose on this son of a bitch.

01:38:04.712 --> 01:38:07.171
- Say, is that, uh...?
- It's Darryl's gun.

01:38:07.339 --> 01:38:10.008
- Saving it for the right occasion.
- This is the right occasion.

01:38:10.175 --> 01:38:12.093
How many men you think he has?

01:38:12.261 --> 01:38:14.637
Who knows? Maybe I should
run over there and ask him?

01:38:14.805 --> 01:38:16.347
- That'd be too easy.
- Yeah.

01:38:16.557 --> 01:38:18.641
Wish I had some grenades
or a rocket launcher.

01:38:18.809 --> 01:38:20.602
Maybe a ground-to-air missile.

01:38:20.769 --> 01:38:23.688
Hey, I wonder what Murphy's got
in his trunk.

01:38:25.983 --> 01:38:28.443
Well, it's obvious Murph was
never a Boy Scout.

01:38:28.903 --> 01:38:30.486
- Not even a good spare.
- Yeah.

01:38:32.156 --> 01:38:33.489
Shit.

01:38:34.575 --> 01:38:36.326
Put your hands down. it's embarrassing.

01:38:39.622 --> 01:38:41.748
- How you doing?
- Kissing, huh?

01:38:41.916 --> 01:38:45.251
- Fresh ones, huh?
- Oh, yeah. Shaving cuts.

01:38:45.419 --> 01:38:46.711
Don't get points for those.

01:38:46.879 --> 01:38:48.755
- How did you get here?
- Drove.

01:38:48.923 --> 01:38:51.424
- No, no. How...?
- I ran into Leo at the police station.

01:38:51.592 --> 01:38:53.134
- He talked to me first.
- Leo, Leo.

01:38:53.302 --> 01:38:55.345
- Any ideas?
- Lucky thing we got a plan.

01:38:55.512 --> 01:38:57.347
Yeah.
- Yeah, lucky thing. What is it?

01:38:57.514 --> 01:39:02.435
- Oh, no. I want it to be a surprise.
- Oh, I like surprises.

01:39:07.274 --> 01:39:08.608
Move it!

01:39:10.694 --> 01:39:13.237
- Let's check it out.
- Let's go.

01:39:30.172 --> 01:39:32.757
- Look what they did to Murph's car.
- Could've been worse.

01:39:32.925 --> 01:39:35.176
- Could've been yours.
- Could've been Trish's.

01:39:37.304 --> 01:39:38.346
- On three.
- Three.

01:39:38.514 --> 01:39:39.555
- Three?
- Yeah, three.

01:39:39.723 --> 01:39:40.974
Okay.

01:39:41.141 --> 01:39:42.308
One...

01:39:43.435 --> 01:39:44.560
- ...two...
- Three.

01:39:44.728 --> 01:39:46.562
- Police! Freeze!
- Hey!

01:39:47.731 --> 01:39:48.856
Oh, shit!

01:39:59.034 --> 01:40:00.994
- Go! Go! Let's go!
- Yeah, yeah.

01:40:08.711 --> 01:40:11.212
What's wrong with you?
I said go on three, not two.

01:40:11.380 --> 01:40:12.755
- Nobody goes on two.
- On three!

01:40:12.923 --> 01:40:15.091
Three. It's always three.
- Boys! Boys!

01:40:16.343 --> 01:40:18.636
What are we doing here?
Losing our heads in a crisis?

01:40:22.558 --> 01:40:23.766
Cover me. Cover me.

01:40:43.537 --> 01:40:44.579
Exxon.

01:40:46.623 --> 01:40:48.458
- Hey, Rog!
- Murtaugh!

01:40:49.376 --> 01:40:50.668
- What?
- Count to 20.

01:40:51.587 --> 01:40:54.297
- What?
- Count to 20, then light me!

01:40:58.802 --> 01:41:00.136
Shit!

01:41:02.473 --> 01:41:04.265
Riggs, it's loaded with ammo.

01:41:18.197 --> 01:41:19.655
- Cover me.
- Cover you?

01:41:21.408 --> 01:41:23.242
Cover you, cover Riggs.
Cover everybody.

01:41:23.410 --> 01:41:25.995
When's somebody gonna cover me
for a change?

01:41:30.793 --> 01:41:33.252
What's that, 13, 14? Ah, to hell with it.

01:41:49.686 --> 01:41:52.355
Jack, it's the cops.
They're burning everything.

01:41:55.818 --> 01:41:56.859
God!

01:42:03.909 --> 01:42:06.744
Son of a bitch. Shit. Crazy motherfucker!

01:42:10.916 --> 01:42:13.876
Damn. Riggs, the ammo.
Get out of there.

01:42:30.394 --> 01:42:34.355
- Riggs, you crazy son of a bitch.
- Yeah! Ha, ha!

01:42:49.872 --> 01:42:51.706
Son of a bitch. it works. Shit.

01:42:56.253 --> 01:42:59.922
Stay there. That shit works, Riggs.
Riggs!

01:43:13.478 --> 01:43:14.604
Son of a bitch. No clip.

01:43:17.566 --> 01:43:19.275
Lorna, no, don't!

01:43:25.949 --> 01:43:27.283
Come on in, bitch.

01:43:27.951 --> 01:43:29.785
- Door's open.
- Aah!

01:43:53.185 --> 01:43:55.144
I'm gonna eat your fucking heart!

01:44:22.631 --> 01:44:23.965
Son of a bitch.

01:44:26.551 --> 01:44:28.094
Travis!

01:44:29.388 --> 01:44:30.763
Shit.

01:44:44.486 --> 01:44:47.863
Armor-piercing bullets, yeah.
Cop killers.

01:44:49.199 --> 01:44:51.200
You're coming with me.

01:44:59.376 --> 01:45:00.459
Fuck you, asshole!

01:45:05.799 --> 01:45:06.841
Hey, Riggs.

01:45:13.724 --> 01:45:16.434
Riggs! Hey, Riggs. Riggs!

01:45:18.937 --> 01:45:22.940
Riggs! Get up! Get up, Riggs!
Get up! Get up!

01:45:23.317 --> 01:45:24.900
Killed in the line of duty, Riggs!

01:45:29.364 --> 01:45:32.241
You'll get a great funeral
from the department, Riggs!

01:45:37.581 --> 01:45:39.915
Hey, Riggs. Cop killers.

01:45:52.054 --> 01:45:53.596
Ex-cop killers.

01:46:04.066 --> 01:46:05.775
Go to hell, Riggs.

01:46:07.110 --> 01:46:08.486
You first.

01:46:17.371 --> 01:46:20.122
Hey, Riggs! Crazy son of a bitch.

01:46:26.338 --> 01:46:28.839
Sorry, honey, I gotta do it. I gotta look.

01:46:29.007 --> 01:46:31.008
Oh. Oh.

01:46:31.176 --> 01:46:33.135
Just hold still. Hold still.

01:46:33.303 --> 01:46:35.346
Hey, get a chopper, man. Get a chopper.

01:46:35.639 --> 01:46:37.723
She had two vests on.
She's gonna be okay.

01:46:37.891 --> 01:46:40.101
A couple of bad ones.
We need to get a chopper.

01:46:40.268 --> 01:46:44.146
Okay. You're all right, partner.
You're all right. All right. Hang on. Okay.

01:46:44.773 --> 01:46:47.733
It's okay, it's okay.
Just lie still. Just lie still.

01:46:47.901 --> 01:46:51.112
Just a romantic evening
by the fire, just the two of us.

01:46:51.363 --> 01:46:52.571
Just be still.

01:46:55.867 --> 01:46:59.328
Lock and load!
I got it.

01:47:02.624 --> 01:47:05.126
Honey, open your eyes. Open your eyes.

01:47:05.794 --> 01:47:07.336
Open your eyes.

01:47:10.841 --> 01:47:12.842
What are you trying to prove
out there, huh?

01:47:13.218 --> 01:47:14.635
Huh? Why do you do that?

01:47:15.303 --> 01:47:17.054
- Can I take this off?
- Yeah.

01:47:19.099 --> 01:47:21.058
You're supposed to grow old
with someone...

01:47:21.226 --> 01:47:22.852
not because of them, all right?

01:47:28.984 --> 01:47:30.359
I'm gonna be with you, Lorna.

01:47:31.153 --> 01:47:33.154
Hey, I'm with you now.
Look, I'm right here.

01:47:33.321 --> 01:47:35.364
We're both here, right? Right.

01:47:37.242 --> 01:47:39.201
Come on, I wanna be with you.

01:47:39.369 --> 01:47:41.245
What have you got to lose?

01:47:42.164 --> 01:47:43.205
You.

01:47:45.333 --> 01:47:46.667
Not likely.

01:47:52.132 --> 01:47:54.341
- Hey, Lorna.
- Yeah?

01:47:56.595 --> 01:47:58.679
Let's live to regret this, huh?

01:48:02.601 --> 01:48:04.643
Okay, we've gotta go, sarge.
- Okay.

01:48:05.187 --> 01:48:06.896
She's gonna be fine.

01:48:10.609 --> 01:48:12.026
Can you hear me?

01:48:13.528 --> 01:48:14.570
I love you.

01:48:32.172 --> 01:48:36.175
Happy retirement, Daddy

01:48:37.093 --> 01:48:40.971
Happy retirement, Daddy

01:48:41.431 --> 01:48:43.599
This is it. This is the day.

01:48:44.476 --> 01:48:45.559
Everybody? Daddy?

01:48:45.727 --> 01:48:48.854
I want you to know there's a candle
for every year in the force.

01:48:49.022 --> 01:48:50.814
- Yes. A lot of years.
- That's a lot.

01:48:50.982 --> 01:48:52.983
Come on, you have to blow it out.
Come on.

01:48:53.151 --> 01:48:55.736
- Blow them out.
- Blow them out. Come on.

01:48:55.904 --> 01:48:57.279
- I can't.
- Come on, we'll help.

01:48:57.447 --> 01:49:01.242
- No, that's not what I mean.
- What?

01:49:01.743 --> 01:49:03.619
I can't retire.

01:49:04.663 --> 01:49:06.830
I thought I could. I wanted to.

01:49:08.250 --> 01:49:09.792
But I can't.

01:49:13.630 --> 01:49:15.631
That means you're gonna
stay with the force?

01:49:15.799 --> 01:49:17.967
That means I'm staying
with the force, baby.

01:49:21.346 --> 01:49:25.474
This cake's about to explode,
so, uh, you better blow out these candles.

01:49:25.642 --> 01:49:29.353
But, um, Dad, I want you to know
that I'm behind you all the way.

01:49:30.021 --> 01:49:31.897
- Yeah, me too.
- So am I, Dad.

01:49:32.065 --> 01:49:34.316
- It's okay.
- Well, the streets will be safer...

01:49:34.484 --> 01:49:35.568
for another couple years.

01:49:38.405 --> 01:49:41.115
- Word, Nick.
- Word, Dad.

01:49:44.202 --> 01:49:45.744
Blow them out.

01:49:46.788 --> 01:49:47.955
Hello?

01:49:48.123 --> 01:49:50.332
- Hello. Up here!
- Hello?

01:49:50.500 --> 01:49:53.919
- Hello. Hey, I gotta talk to Roger.
- Leo.

01:49:54.087 --> 01:49:55.170
Oprah should see this.

01:49:55.338 --> 01:49:57.840
I can't believe this. Okay, this is great.

01:49:58.008 --> 01:49:59.466
Leo, what is it?

01:49:59.634 --> 01:50:02.636
Where's Riggs? I didn't know
he could hold his breath that long.

01:50:02.804 --> 01:50:04.847
- Okay, okay.
- I'm taking a bath, Leo.

01:50:05.015 --> 01:50:07.975
I can see that. And it's cold water too.
There goes your image.

01:50:08.143 --> 01:50:11.061
- Leo.
- Listen, I got great news, okay?

01:50:11.229 --> 01:50:14.398
Okay? Once again,
Leo Getz has delivered.

01:50:14.566 --> 01:50:16.692
Okay, I have sold this turkey.

01:50:17.569 --> 01:50:21.989
This termite-infested dump
is now gone. Okay?

01:50:22.157 --> 01:50:25.534
You have to sign the contract
before the suckers change their mind.

01:50:25.702 --> 01:50:26.910
Okay? I did it. I did it.

01:50:27.078 --> 01:50:28.537
Hey, hey. Leo, Leo.
- What?

01:50:28.705 --> 01:50:30.205
The house is off the market.

01:50:30.373 --> 01:50:34.335
We're gonna stay in this termite-infested
turkey for another 10 years.

01:50:34.502 --> 01:50:36.462
At least.
I'll get married in here.

01:50:36.630 --> 01:50:39.131
- Come on, you guys. Come on, out.
- You can't do this.

01:50:39.299 --> 01:50:41.091
- Out, out.
- No, you can't do that.

01:50:41.259 --> 01:50:43.886
- You too, Leo.
- You can't do that.

01:50:44.054 --> 01:50:45.220
I have contracts signed.

01:50:45.388 --> 01:50:47.640
Because we're partners,
no commission. Okay?

01:50:47.807 --> 01:50:51.352
- Partners?
- You and Riggs owe me two new tires.

01:50:51.519 --> 01:50:52.561
Why?
- Why?

01:50:52.729 --> 01:50:55.397
Bullets aren't covered in normal
road hazard. That's why.

01:50:55.565 --> 01:50:59.234
- I want those tires! No conditions!
- Oh, God. Leo, get out of here.

01:50:59.402 --> 01:51:01.904
- Don't tell me to get out!
- Get out. Leo, out, out!

01:51:02.072 --> 01:51:04.198
You're lucky your wife's here.
You're lucky...

01:51:04.366 --> 01:51:05.407
- Out!
- Okay.

01:51:08.620 --> 01:51:10.913
- Don't come to me if the...
- Get out!

01:51:11.081 --> 01:51:13.957
- Termites get... Okay, okay.
- No more!

01:51:16.461 --> 01:51:19.254
- Your friends.
- Yeah.

01:51:19.714 --> 01:51:22.633
Ten more years
till forced retirement, huh, baby?

01:51:23.802 --> 01:51:27.971
That's, uh, 3650 days.

01:51:28.139 --> 01:51:30.933
- Forty-nine.
- Oh, yeah.

01:51:41.736 --> 01:51:43.821
- I'll try and improve my image.
- Mm.

01:51:50.745 --> 01:51:54.623
- See you soon. Thanks a lot.
- Don't mention it.

01:51:54.791 --> 01:51:56.792
Oh, bye, Daddy.

01:51:59.129 --> 01:52:00.629
Bye, baby.

01:52:09.806 --> 01:52:12.349
- What are you smiling at?
- Heh.

01:52:12.517 --> 01:52:15.686
- Why weren't you at my party, huh?
- I knew you weren't gonna retire.

01:52:15.854 --> 01:52:19.606
I've been wrong about a couple things
in my life, but I knew you wouldn't retire.

01:52:19.774 --> 01:52:21.942
Well, I knew you couldn't stop smoking.

01:52:22.110 --> 01:52:24.737
I'm smoking to take my mind off
my dog-biscuit problem.

01:52:24.904 --> 01:52:27.948
- What dog-biscuit problem?
- I've been chasing more cars lately...

01:52:28.116 --> 01:52:31.160
and, uh, when I try and lick my balls,
I keep falling off the couch.

01:52:31.661 --> 01:52:35.456
Jesus Christ. Hey, hey, hey.
I'm driving. Other side.

01:52:35.623 --> 01:52:38.542
I got no dispute. I just came over
to open the door for you.

01:52:38.710 --> 01:52:40.210
Thank you for opening the door.

01:52:40.378 --> 01:52:43.881
- Need some help? An old fella like you...
- I'll show you a fella my age.

01:52:44.048 --> 01:52:45.883
- Who's a grumpy bastard?
- I'm a grumpy bastard.

01:52:47.302 --> 01:52:48.844
- You know something, Riggs?
- What?

01:52:49.012 --> 01:52:52.765
When I do retire,
I hope your next partner is just like you.

01:52:53.308 --> 01:52:56.852
There's winners and there's losers,
and God wouldn't do that to me.

01:52:57.020 --> 01:52:58.353
Well, he did it to me.

01:52:59.439 --> 01:53:00.856
I know.

01:53:01.608 --> 01:53:03.066
See what I mean?

01:53:05.195 --> 01:53:08.447
- My point, exactly.
- Son of a bitch. Shit.

01:53:11.743 --> 01:53:13.243
Stay away from my daughter.

01:53:13.411 --> 01:53:15.704
You can't be serious.
What are you talking about?

01:53:15.872 --> 01:53:17.706
I saw what it was. You kissed Rianne.

01:53:17.874 --> 01:53:19.708
She kissed me. She finds me irresistible.

01:53:19.876 --> 01:53:22.836
That's not the point.
It was a platonic peck on the cheek.

01:53:23.004 --> 01:53:25.631
If it's just friendship,
try shaking hands next time.

01:53:25.799 --> 01:53:28.842
- Getting enough fiber in your diet?
- I'm getting enough fiber.

01:53:29.010 --> 01:53:30.385
I'm spoken for, okay?

01:53:30.553 --> 01:53:33.180
I'm gonna pick Lorna up
from the hospital this afternoon.

01:53:33.348 --> 01:53:35.224
- Yeah?
- Yeah, we're practically...

01:53:35.391 --> 01:53:37.810
- You're serious?
- We got a dog and everything.

01:53:37.977 --> 01:53:40.604
I figure I can, uh, you know,
make ends meet.

01:53:49.239 --> 01:53:52.407
All units. All units. Code 2, high.

01:53:52.575 --> 01:53:55.202
Hey, don't even think
about it, Riggs. Don't even try.

01:53:55.370 --> 01:53:58.497
This is us, rolling to Code 2, high,
at Verrina Place.

01:53:58.665 --> 01:54:01.458
Shit, Riggs.
This time we wait for the bomb squad.

01:54:01.626 --> 01:54:04.211
You think I want to end up
in uniform again?

01:57:06.811 --> 01:57:10.981
20-William-12,
the REA bomb squad's en route. All units.

01:57:11.149 --> 01:57:12.941
Those guys gonna get in the way again?

01:57:13.109 --> 01:57:15.902
Okay, there it is. You happy? Let's go.

01:57:16.070 --> 01:57:18.071
Ah, we ain't seen nothing yet, though, Rog.

01:57:18.239 --> 01:57:20.782
- Come on, just get me up there closer.
- It's roped off.

01:57:20.950 --> 01:57:23.326
- Can't see the bomb squad.
- They're coming.

01:57:23.494 --> 01:57:26.455
Okay, all right. All right.
Stop here and I'll just get out.

01:57:26.622 --> 01:57:29.374
No, don't get out
of the car, Riggs. No. Riggs!

01:57:29.542 --> 01:57:31.835
Tell me, Rog, was it red wire, blue...?

01:57:32.086 --> 01:57:34.296
Let's get out of here!
Step on the gas.

01:57:34.464 --> 01:57:35.881
They'll never believe this.

01:57:36.049 --> 01:57:38.633
- I hope nobody saw us.
- They'll blame me.

01:57:38.801 --> 01:57:42.054
Let's keep cool. You better get
your girdle out of mothballs.

01:57:42.221 --> 01:57:44.056
They'll say, "Back in uniform again."

01:57:44.223 --> 01:57:46.850
- Find one that fits.
- Ten more years of this.

01:57:47.018 --> 01:57:47.976
I'm too old for this shit.

01:57:47.977 --> 01:57:49.978
I'm too old for this shit.

01:57:50.002 --> 01:58:10.002
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