WEBVTT 00:00:00.086 --> 00:00:10.086 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:11.410 --> 00:00:14.890 [Man] No way. 00:00:33.010 --> 00:00:37.810 You're nobody 'til somebody loves you 00:00:41.190 --> 00:00:45.990 You're nobody 'til somebody cares 00:00:48.490 --> 00:00:53.290 You may be king You may possess the world 00:00:54.030 --> 00:00:56.670 And its gold 00:00:56.670 --> 00:01:00.000 But gold won't bring you happiness 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:04.340 When you're growin' old 00:01:04.340 --> 00:01:06.740 The world still is the same 00:01:06.740 --> 00:01:10.010 You never change it 00:01:11.620 --> 00:01:14.980 As sure as the stars 00:01:14.990 --> 00:01:18.520 Shine above 00:01:18.520 --> 00:01:23.320 You're nobody 'til somebody loves you 00:01:26.330 --> 00:01:31.130 So find yourself somebody to love 00:02:04.270 --> 00:02:06.770 The world still is the same 00:02:06.770 --> 00:02:11.140 You never change it 00:02:11.140 --> 00:02:15.040 As sure as the stars 00:02:15.050 --> 00:02:18.980 Shine above 00:02:18.980 --> 00:02:23.780 But you're nobody 'til somebody loves you 00:02:26.490 --> 00:02:29.710 So find yourself somebody to love 00:02:29.710 --> 00:02:34.420 So find yourself somebody to love 00:02:38.520 --> 00:02:42.220 - Okay, so what if l don't want to give up on her? - You don't call. 00:02:42.220 --> 00:02:45.290 - You said l don't call if l wanted to give up on her. - Right. 00:02:45.290 --> 00:02:48.430 - So l don't call either way. - Right. 00:02:48.430 --> 00:02:52.030 - So what's the difference? - There is no difference right now. 00:02:52.030 --> 00:02:55.370 See, Mike, the only difference between giving up and not giving up... 00:02:55.370 --> 00:02:57.970 is if you take her back when she wants to come back. 00:02:57.970 --> 00:03:00.640 But you can't do anything to make her want to come back. 00:03:00.640 --> 00:03:03.780 ln fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want to come back. 00:03:03.780 --> 00:03:07.780 So the only difference is if l forget about her or just pretend to forget about her. 00:03:07.780 --> 00:03:10.620 - Right. - Well, that sucks. 00:03:10.620 --> 00:03:13.350 Yeah, it sucks. 00:03:13.350 --> 00:03:17.720 So it's like a retroactive decision then? l mean, l could, like, forget about her. 00:03:17.730 --> 00:03:22.040 And then when she comes back, make like l just pretended to forget about her? 00:03:22.430 --> 00:03:25.770 Right, although probably more likely the opposite. 00:03:25.770 --> 00:03:27.770 What do you mean? 00:03:27.770 --> 00:03:30.770 l mean, at first you're gonna pretend to forget about her. 00:03:30.770 --> 00:03:33.070 Not call her, l don't know, whatever. 00:03:33.070 --> 00:03:35.710 But then, eventually, you really will forget about her. 00:03:35.710 --> 00:03:39.080 - Well, unless she comes back first. - Mm, see, that's the thing. 00:03:39.080 --> 00:03:42.500 Somehow they know not to come back until you really forget. 00:03:45.790 --> 00:03:48.770 - There's the rub. - There's the rub. 00:03:51.390 --> 00:03:56.190 Look, man, uh, l-l'm sorry we always talk about the same thing all the time. 00:03:56.800 --> 00:04:00.200 - Ah, no, it's all right. - lt's just that, you know... lt's just you been there, man. 00:04:00.200 --> 00:04:02.570 - Don't sweat it. - Your advice really helps. And l just, l don't know... 00:04:02.570 --> 00:04:06.410 You know, Rob, you're the only one l can talk to about her. 00:04:06.410 --> 00:04:09.980 Thanks. Thanks, man. 00:04:12.250 --> 00:04:16.150 - [Machine Switches On] - [Male Electronic Voice] Hello, you have four messages. 00:04:16.150 --> 00:04:18.920 - Message one. - [Beeps] 00:04:18.920 --> 00:04:21.090 [Man] Hey, gorgeous, it's, uh, Trent calling. 00:04:21.090 --> 00:04:24.360 Look, you gotta get that girl out of your head. Uh, l hope my... 00:04:24.360 --> 00:04:27.190 - [Electronic Voice] Message two. - [Beeps] 00:04:27.200 --> 00:04:30.260 [Man] Hey, Mike, uh, if you want to talk about Michelle, give me... 00:04:30.260 --> 00:04:32.700 - Message three. - [Beeps] 00:04:32.700 --> 00:04:35.600 - [Woman] Did she call yet? l'm sure she... - Message four. 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:39.070 - [Beeps] - Michael, this is Grandma. 00:04:39.070 --> 00:04:41.540 We all miss you back here in New York. 00:04:41.540 --> 00:04:44.540 You still haven't told me if you got that part on the television pro... 00:04:44.550 --> 00:04:49.350 - That was your last message. - [Beeping] 00:04:50.620 --> 00:04:54.120 [Electronic Voice] You have to put things in perspective. 00:04:54.120 --> 00:04:57.620 - l know, l know. - She doesn't deserve you. 00:04:57.630 --> 00:04:59.630 Thanks. l appreciate that. 00:04:59.630 --> 00:05:02.130 There are plenty of fish in the sea. 00:05:02.130 --> 00:05:04.560 Okay, that's great advice. Thanks a lot. Okay? Bye. 00:05:04.570 --> 00:05:07.470 - Life, after all... - Please, l'm trying to make a phone call. 00:05:07.470 --> 00:05:10.700 - Are you calling her? - No. Will you stop? l'm try... Please. 00:05:10.710 --> 00:05:12.870 [Beeping] 00:05:12.870 --> 00:05:16.080 [Phone Ringing] 00:05:16.080 --> 00:05:18.080 - [Man] Hello? - What's up, Trent? 00:05:18.080 --> 00:05:21.250 [Trent] Hey, we got two parties tonight. One's for a modeling agency. 00:05:21.250 --> 00:05:24.250 - l don't know. - Listen to me, baby. There's gonna be beautiful babies there. 00:05:24.250 --> 00:05:27.090 l... Look, Trent, uh, l got shit to do tomorrow. 00:05:27.090 --> 00:05:30.090 Listen to you. l've got a final callback on a pilot at 9:00, and l'm going to this thing. 00:05:30.090 --> 00:05:32.590 Come on, Mike, you got to get out with the beautiful babies. 00:05:32.590 --> 00:05:35.430 - You can't sit at home thinking about it. - Not tonight. 00:05:35.430 --> 00:05:38.100 Not tonight? Listen to you! We're gonna have fun tonight. 00:05:38.100 --> 00:05:40.600 - We gotta get you out of that stuffy apartment. - [Sighs] 00:05:40.600 --> 00:05:43.770 We're gonna spend half the night driving around the hills looking for this one party, 00:05:43.770 --> 00:05:46.270 and you're gonna say it sucks, and we're all gonna leave, 00:05:46.270 --> 00:05:48.280 and then we're gonna go look for this other party. 00:05:48.280 --> 00:05:50.610 But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. 00:05:50.610 --> 00:05:53.610 l spend half the night talkin' to some girl who's lookin' around the room... 00:05:53.610 --> 00:05:56.780 to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. 00:05:56.780 --> 00:06:00.690 And it's like l'm supposed to be all happy, uh, 'cause she's wearing a backpack. 00:06:00.690 --> 00:06:03.560 l... You know, and half of them are just nasty skanks... 00:06:03.560 --> 00:06:07.360 who wouldn't be nothing, except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken, horny assholes. 00:06:07.360 --> 00:06:09.730 l'm gonna tell you something, T. Are you listening? 00:06:09.730 --> 00:06:13.830 - Yeah, l'm listening. - l'm not gonna be one of those assholes, all right? 00:06:13.830 --> 00:06:15.840 lt just makes me sick. 00:06:15.840 --> 00:06:18.570 lt's like, uh, some nasty skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is... 00:06:18.570 --> 00:06:20.570 is gonna front me? 00:06:20.570 --> 00:06:22.580 - lt makes me want to fuckin' puke. - Jesus Christ! 00:06:22.580 --> 00:06:25.580 Will you shut up for a minute? We gotta get you the fuck out of Dodge, man. 00:06:25.580 --> 00:06:28.980 - We're goin' to Vegas tonight. - What are you talkin' about? 00:06:28.980 --> 00:06:32.590 - Vegas, baby. Vegas! - What do you mean, Vegas? 00:06:32.590 --> 00:06:35.090 - Vegas. Las Vegas. - l'm not going to no Vegas. 00:06:35.090 --> 00:06:38.360 Yeah. l think... You know what, man? We're gonna go to Vegas and, uh... 00:06:38.360 --> 00:06:40.360 - When are we going to Vegas? - We're going tonight. 00:06:40.360 --> 00:06:42.600 - No, we're not going tonight. l'm not going to Vegas! - l'm gonna pick you up. 00:06:42.600 --> 00:06:45.400 - Listen to me. - No, you listen to me. l'm not going, okay? 00:06:45.400 --> 00:06:49.270 - None of this shit anymore. - Listen, l just listened to you; now hear me out. 00:06:49.270 --> 00:06:52.110 - You bring something nice to wear. - [Laughs] 00:06:52.110 --> 00:06:54.240 - l'm not going to Vegas. - Mike, we're going. 00:06:54.240 --> 00:06:56.240 l'm not going to Vegas. 00:06:56.240 --> 00:07:00.610 All right, listen. l took out $300, but l'm only betting with 100. 00:07:00.610 --> 00:07:03.850 l can't afford any more than that, all right? 00:07:03.850 --> 00:07:06.150 And l figure if we buy a lot of chips, though, the pit boss will see us, 00:07:06.150 --> 00:07:08.560 he'll comp us all sorts of free shit; that's how it works over there. 00:07:08.560 --> 00:07:10.560 - But you gotta be cool. - l'm cool, baby, l'm cool. 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:13.660 They're gonna give Daddy a room, some breakfast, maybe Bennett singing. 00:07:13.660 --> 00:07:16.260 - l know just the place. - What the hell are you wearin'? 00:07:16.260 --> 00:07:18.260 l thought you said we're gonna wear suits. 00:07:18.270 --> 00:07:21.130 Oh, Mike, you gotta stop worrying about this. We're goin' to Vegas, man. 00:07:21.140 --> 00:07:24.740 lf you're wearing a suit, and you look like you gamble a lot, they give you free shit. 00:07:24.740 --> 00:07:27.040 lt's in the back. l'll put it on when we get there. 00:07:27.040 --> 00:07:29.310 Uh-uh. No way. No, turn around. l'm goin' home. 00:07:29.310 --> 00:07:31.780 You gotta show up wearing that suit, or otherwise l'm not going. 00:07:31.780 --> 00:07:35.780 All right already, okay? l'll put my suit on. Grab the wheel. Hold it steady. 00:07:35.780 --> 00:07:38.250 - l'm tellin' you, this is how you do it. - l know! 00:07:38.250 --> 00:07:41.020 - They're watching you when you drive up. That's how it works. - Fine, fine. 00:07:41.020 --> 00:07:42.960 lt could work. l'm serious. 00:07:42.960 --> 00:07:45.490 They're gonna give Daddy the Rain Man suite. You dig that? 00:07:45.490 --> 00:07:47.590 - We're going to Vegas, Mike. Vegas! - Vegas! 00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:49.600 You think we can get there by midnight? 00:07:49.600 --> 00:07:51.600 - We're gonna be up five "hundy" by midnight! - Yeah! 00:07:51.600 --> 00:07:55.880 - Vegas! Vegas! - Vegas, baby. Vegas! 00:08:00.780 --> 00:08:03.540 - [Quietly] Vegas, baby. Vegas. - [Radio: Country] 00:08:03.540 --> 00:08:08.340 'Cause l'm not the happy guy l used to be 00:08:09.980 --> 00:08:13.050 She thinks l 00:08:13.050 --> 00:08:17.850 Still care 00:08:17.860 --> 00:08:21.860 But if she's happy thinking 00:08:21.860 --> 00:08:24.960 l still need her 00:08:28.000 --> 00:08:30.550 Vegas, baby. Vegas. 00:08:35.410 --> 00:08:37.690 Vegas. 00:08:38.750 --> 00:08:43.550 [Big Band] 00:09:03.070 --> 00:09:06.040 lt's the root of all evil Of strife and upheaval 00:09:06.040 --> 00:09:09.380 But l'm certain, honey 00:09:10.310 --> 00:09:13.550 That life would be sunny 00:09:13.550 --> 00:09:17.450 With plenty of money 00:09:17.450 --> 00:09:22.200 And you 00:09:29.930 --> 00:09:32.730 [Slot Machines Dinging] 00:09:32.730 --> 00:09:35.230 [Mike] l always thought, uh, Caesar's was more the dope spot. 00:09:35.240 --> 00:09:38.740 Back in their day, this place was a real contender, but now they'll appreciate the business. 00:09:38.740 --> 00:09:41.910 They'll probably fall all over themselves for a couple of high-class guys like me and you. 00:09:41.910 --> 00:09:44.410 - Now, we're not... - You want to be fresh on the scene, right? 00:09:44.410 --> 00:09:47.180 The new places down on the strip, now, those places are supposed to be it. 00:09:47.180 --> 00:09:50.520 Oh, Mike, you don't want all that fuckin' Pirate of the Caribbean horseshit. 00:09:50.520 --> 00:09:52.520 Or the rock and roll grunge tip. 00:09:52.520 --> 00:09:55.250 You know, guys like me and you gotta kick it here. Old school. 00:09:55.260 --> 00:09:57.590 Yeah, this is... This is truly old school. 00:09:57.590 --> 00:10:01.660 - [Trent] Definitely old school. - This place is fuckin' dead. 00:10:01.660 --> 00:10:04.260 You know, l'm gonna find me two waitresses here and l'm gonna pull me a Fredo. 00:10:04.260 --> 00:10:06.530 - Yeah, well, they're all skanks. - What are you talkin' about? 00:10:06.530 --> 00:10:08.530 Look at all the beautiful babies here. 00:10:08.540 --> 00:10:11.600 The beautiful babies don't work midnights to 6:00 on a... on a Wednesday. 00:10:11.610 --> 00:10:14.640 - This is the skank shift. - Look at all the beautiful honeys here. 00:10:14.640 --> 00:10:18.540 - Excuse me. - Excuse me, darling. l want you to remember this face here. 00:10:18.550 --> 00:10:23.110 This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy. 00:10:24.420 --> 00:10:27.090 Okay. 00:10:27.090 --> 00:10:29.790 Will you cut that shit out? 00:10:29.790 --> 00:10:32.530 - What? She smiled. - That's not cool, man. 00:10:32.530 --> 00:10:35.290 - Did she or did she not smile? - lt doesn't matter. 00:10:35.300 --> 00:10:38.430 - Mike, l'm telling you, girls love that stuff. - You're gonna screw up our plan. 00:10:38.430 --> 00:10:42.130 - Baby, we're gonna get laid. - Could we first see what happens when we play it cool? 00:10:42.140 --> 00:10:46.510 What do you think, Mike? Do you think she's gonna leave us and go tell her pit boss on us? 00:10:46.510 --> 00:10:48.510 Will you stop makin' fun, all right? 00:10:48.510 --> 00:10:51.980 The trick is we gotta look like we don't need the shit, then they give us shit for free. 00:10:51.980 --> 00:10:54.650 Right, right, right. Well, l think you look great, man. 00:10:54.650 --> 00:10:57.750 l think l'm looking like the money, like the bomb, right? 00:10:57.750 --> 00:11:01.490 All right, stop. See that? That, uh, table? That's where we make our scene. 00:11:01.490 --> 00:11:03.560 [Trent] You think they'll notice me and you? 00:11:03.560 --> 00:11:06.230 Oh, they're gonna notice me and you, 'cause they're watching. 00:11:06.230 --> 00:11:09.400 - Nicely done, sir. You're on a streak now. - lt's about time. 00:11:09.400 --> 00:11:14.200 One of the best streaks l've ever had. l wanna get even. 00:11:17.770 --> 00:11:22.420 Uh, start with, uh, l don't know, 300? 00:11:36.890 --> 00:11:40.030 l can count that for you. 00:11:40.030 --> 00:11:42.030 - On the table. - Excuse me? 00:11:42.030 --> 00:11:46.200 - You have to lay it on the table. - l don't want to bet it all. 00:11:46.200 --> 00:11:48.200 You're not allowed to hand me money, sir. 00:11:48.200 --> 00:11:51.970 You have to lay it on the table if you want me to change it. 00:11:58.810 --> 00:12:03.420 - Changing 300. - [Man] Three hundred. 00:12:10.390 --> 00:12:14.090 - Do you have anything smaller? - Yes, as a matter of fact, l do. 00:12:14.090 --> 00:12:17.430 But this happens to be a $100 minimum bet table. 00:12:17.430 --> 00:12:21.230 Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at one of our lower stakes tables. 00:12:21.970 --> 00:12:25.540 Okay, just tuck 'em under, just like this. 00:12:25.540 --> 00:12:27.820 There you go. 00:12:28.640 --> 00:12:30.810 [Woman] Cocktails? 00:12:30.810 --> 00:12:33.010 Guy behind the guy. 00:12:33.010 --> 00:12:35.450 l'll have a scotch on the rocks, please. 00:12:35.450 --> 00:12:38.180 Any scotch will do, as long as it's not a blend, of course. 00:12:38.190 --> 00:12:41.190 Uh, single malt. Glenlivet, Glenfiddich perhaps. 00:12:41.190 --> 00:12:43.290 Maybe a Glengow... Any Glen. 00:12:43.290 --> 00:12:46.160 Scotch on the rocks. 00:13:06.180 --> 00:13:08.250 - Double down. - What? 00:13:08.250 --> 00:13:10.520 You got an 11. You always double down on an 11. 00:13:10.520 --> 00:13:12.650 l know, but it's $200. lt's blood money. 00:13:12.650 --> 00:13:14.750 - Mike, you gotta double down. - l can't double down. 00:13:14.760 --> 00:13:16.860 - Mike, if you don't look like you know what you're doing... - Will you stop for a second? 00:13:16.860 --> 00:13:19.190 - Just shut up, okay? l can't. - lf you don't look like you know what you're doing... 00:13:19.190 --> 00:13:21.160 Just stop for a second! 00:13:21.160 --> 00:13:23.730 [Arguing Continues] 00:13:23.730 --> 00:13:25.850 Double down. 00:13:28.040 --> 00:13:30.470 That's nice. 00:13:30.470 --> 00:13:32.750 [Trent] Eighteen. Good. Eighteen's good. 00:13:37.440 --> 00:13:41.650 [Dealer] Twelve. Sixteen. 00:13:44.650 --> 00:13:47.120 Twenty-one. 00:13:48.420 --> 00:13:50.790 l'm telling you, baby, you always double down on an 11. 00:13:50.790 --> 00:13:52.960 - Well, obviously not always. - Always, baby. 00:13:52.960 --> 00:13:55.290 l'm just saying not in this particular case. 00:13:55.300 --> 00:13:58.300 - You always double... - l lost, okay? How could you say "always"? 00:13:58.300 --> 00:14:02.640 - [Dealer] Lady has 11. What would you like to do? - Um, l hit. 00:14:02.640 --> 00:14:06.410 - Fifteen. - l don't know what to do here. 00:14:06.410 --> 00:14:08.840 l'll hit again. 00:14:08.840 --> 00:14:11.120 Seventeen. 00:14:12.250 --> 00:14:15.410 Okay. l'll hit there. Okay. 00:14:15.420 --> 00:14:18.250 - Twenty-one. - Oh, my gosh! Twenty-one! 00:14:18.250 --> 00:14:21.120 l got it! Oh, my heavens. Thank you! 00:14:21.120 --> 00:14:23.190 Whee! 00:14:23.190 --> 00:14:26.060 Would you like to have some breakfast this morning, ma'am? 00:14:26.060 --> 00:14:29.700 Oh, l really shouldn't. But then again, it's a good idea. l'd love it. 00:14:29.700 --> 00:14:31.930 - Thank you so much! - Why not? By all means. 00:14:31.930 --> 00:14:33.930 - Take this ticket in with you when you go in. - Oh, thank you! 00:14:33.930 --> 00:14:36.220 - They'll fix you up. - You'll fix me up. 00:14:39.270 --> 00:14:42.680 That went plenty nice, baby. You're up 20 bucks. 00:14:42.680 --> 00:14:45.280 You know, l mean not counting what happened on the first table. 00:14:45.280 --> 00:14:47.550 - Thanks for clarifying that. - l'm down too, Mike. 00:14:47.550 --> 00:14:51.020 - Yeah? What'd you lose? - l don't know what l dropped. 00:14:51.020 --> 00:14:53.450 Let's see, l dropped probably 35 or... 00:14:53.450 --> 00:14:56.790 Don't give me that shit. You know exactly what you lost. What'd you drop? 00:14:56.790 --> 00:15:00.460 Twenty, all right? But l was down at least fifty. l'm sorry. l got lucky on the craps table. 00:15:00.460 --> 00:15:03.230 You shouldn't be sorry. You're a winner. l'm the fuckin' loser. 00:15:03.230 --> 00:15:05.560 - l'm the one who should be sorry. - Baby, don't talk that way. 00:15:05.570 --> 00:15:07.730 Could we just go, please? Could we go? 00:15:07.730 --> 00:15:09.740 Baby, look at me. Look at me. 00:15:09.740 --> 00:15:12.740 You're money. And you know what else? You're a big winner tonight. 00:15:12.740 --> 00:15:14.740 - l want to leave. - You're a big winner. 00:15:14.740 --> 00:15:17.580 l'm gonna ask you a simple question, and l want you to listen to me. 00:15:17.580 --> 00:15:21.910 Who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? 00:15:21.920 --> 00:15:24.480 - Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. - Okay. 00:15:24.480 --> 00:15:26.490 - Mikey wins. - What a fuckin' asshole. 00:15:26.490 --> 00:15:29.420 Fine, l'm an asshole. But you know what? You're the big winner tonight, Mikey. 00:15:29.420 --> 00:15:31.620 - You're the big winner in more ways than one. - There you two are. 00:15:31.630 --> 00:15:35.090 l walked around for an hour with that stupid scotch on my tray. 00:15:35.100 --> 00:15:37.630 We got knocked out pretty fast. 00:15:37.630 --> 00:15:39.930 - Ah, a couple of high rollers like yourself? - Can you believe it? 00:15:39.930 --> 00:15:42.330 - l'm gonna get you that scotch. - You know, forget about it. 00:15:42.340 --> 00:15:45.000 - l didn't even want it. l just wanted to order it. - Can l get you something else? 00:15:45.010 --> 00:15:48.210 l mean, you really shouldn't leave without getting something for free. 00:15:48.210 --> 00:15:50.210 Why ruin a perfect night? 00:15:50.210 --> 00:15:53.280 Listen, um, bring a single-malted, uh, Glengarry for me... 00:15:53.280 --> 00:15:55.280 and one for my boy Mikey here. 00:15:55.280 --> 00:15:58.420 And if you tell the bartender to go easy on the water, 00:15:58.420 --> 00:16:02.890 then this 50-cent piece has your name written all over it, okay? 00:16:02.890 --> 00:16:05.220 l want you to run along, 'cause l'll be timing you. 00:16:05.230 --> 00:16:09.830 l'm gonna keep time. One, two, three, four. 00:16:09.830 --> 00:16:13.230 - What an asshole. - Baby, that was money. Tell me that wasn't money. 00:16:13.230 --> 00:16:15.570 - That was so demeaning. - She smiled, baby. 00:16:15.570 --> 00:16:18.570 - l can't believe what an asshole you are. - No, baby, she smiled. 00:16:18.570 --> 00:16:21.570 - She was smiling at what an asshole you are. - No, no, no, no, no. 00:16:21.580 --> 00:16:24.240 - She was smiling at how money l was, what l did with her. - Could we get out of here? 00:16:24.240 --> 00:16:27.250 - l'm not gonna pay for a room. - Mike, what the hell do you want to get out of here for? 00:16:27.250 --> 00:16:29.750 - The honey baby's bringing us a cocktail. - What, are you nuts? 00:16:29.750 --> 00:16:32.180 - You think she's coming back here? - l know she's coming back. 00:16:32.190 --> 00:16:35.190 Did you hear what she said? "You shouldn't leave without getting something for free." 00:16:35.190 --> 00:16:38.160 Baby, she wants to party. She wants to. 00:16:38.160 --> 00:16:40.160 l'm tired. We should just go. 00:16:40.160 --> 00:16:43.360 Baby, this is what we came for. Now, we met a beautiful baby, and she likes you. 00:16:43.360 --> 00:16:46.430 - She likes you. - Whatever. Daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend. 00:16:46.430 --> 00:16:50.690 Now, l don't care if l end up with her or one of her beautiful baby friends. 00:16:52.170 --> 00:16:55.570 lt's just l been... l been out of the game for so long, man. 00:16:55.580 --> 00:16:59.610 - lt's been like six years. - Listen, it's hard, l know. l been there myself. 00:16:59.610 --> 00:17:01.750 Not for six years or anything, but l've been there. 00:17:01.750 --> 00:17:02.750 Not for six years or anything, but l've been there. 00:17:02.750 --> 00:17:05.420 The best thing you can do is just get back out there. 00:17:05.420 --> 00:17:09.550 lt's just l... l'm not attracted to them. l keep thinking of my girlfriend. 00:17:09.560 --> 00:17:12.560 Then l'm trying to, like, maintain a conversation with them. 00:17:12.560 --> 00:17:16.390 Mike, do you even think l know what the hell they're saying to me half the time? 00:17:16.400 --> 00:17:18.900 l don't know if they're talking about how hard it is to be adopted... 00:17:18.900 --> 00:17:21.400 or how their dad can't show 'em affection. 00:17:21.400 --> 00:17:24.940 All l do, man, is stare at their mouth and wrinkle my eyebrows, 00:17:24.940 --> 00:17:27.640 and somehow l turn out to be a big sweetie, okay? 00:17:27.640 --> 00:17:31.240 Take this girl here. She's a waitress in Las Vegas. 00:17:31.240 --> 00:17:35.250 But l bet somewhere inside of her there is a very, very special dream. 00:17:35.250 --> 00:17:37.750 - And no matter how hard l try, l won't... - [Waitress Clears Throat] 00:17:37.750 --> 00:17:40.650 Hey, there she is, the most special lady in town, right? 00:17:40.650 --> 00:17:43.090 - Yup. - What time do you get off, uh, Christy? 00:17:43.090 --> 00:17:45.090 - 6:00. - 6:00, great. 00:17:45.090 --> 00:17:48.530 - Two Glengarrys down, easy on the water. - Fantastic. 00:17:48.530 --> 00:17:51.600 Uh, listen. Why don't you call a friend and have her meet the three of us... 00:17:51.600 --> 00:17:54.200 - at the Bamboo Lounge at 6:01? - You got it. 00:17:54.200 --> 00:17:57.810 - All right? - Sure. Hey. 00:17:59.940 --> 00:18:03.180 That was so fuckin' money. That was like the Jedi mind shit. 00:18:03.180 --> 00:18:06.040 See, that's what l'm trying to tell you, baby. Girls love that kind of stuff. 00:18:06.050 --> 00:18:08.080 They don't go for the sensitive shit. 00:18:08.080 --> 00:18:11.550 You start talking to 'em about, uh, you know, puppy dogs and ice cream. 00:18:11.550 --> 00:18:15.050 They know what you want to do. What do you think? You really think they don't know? 00:18:15.050 --> 00:18:17.890 - No. l know. - They know what you want, baby. Believe me. 00:18:17.890 --> 00:18:20.390 When you pretend it's just like a waste of their time. 00:18:20.390 --> 00:18:23.800 You're gonna take 'em that way eventually, right? Don't apologize for it. 00:18:23.800 --> 00:18:27.770 lt's just that l get this thing where l want to be a gentleman and l wanna show respect. 00:18:27.770 --> 00:18:30.370 Oh, Mike. Respect, my ass. 00:18:30.370 --> 00:18:32.470 What they respect is honesty. 00:18:32.470 --> 00:18:36.410 Look, you see how they dress when they go out, right? They want you to notice 'em. 00:18:36.410 --> 00:18:39.680 All you're doin' is letting them know that it's working. Get off this respect kick. 00:18:39.680 --> 00:18:42.710 There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money... 00:18:42.720 --> 00:18:46.180 - and that you wanna party. - You ready to order? 00:18:46.190 --> 00:18:49.290 Yeah. l'll have a coffee... Two, uh, two coffees. 00:18:49.290 --> 00:18:51.990 And it says, uh, here, "Breakfast anytime." 00:18:51.990 --> 00:18:54.430 That's right. 00:18:54.430 --> 00:18:58.300 l'll have the, uh, pancakes and the, uh, age of enlightenment, please. 00:18:58.300 --> 00:19:00.970 And for you? 00:19:00.970 --> 00:19:05.500 Oh, um, let's see, l'll have the, um, the Toucan. 00:19:05.500 --> 00:19:08.110 - Over easy. - l'll be back with the coffee. 00:19:08.110 --> 00:19:10.380 All right, great. Nice, baby. 00:19:10.380 --> 00:19:12.710 Renaissance. lt went over her head. 00:19:12.710 --> 00:19:15.380 l should have said renaissance. Age of enlightenment. l... 00:19:15.380 --> 00:19:19.720 Oh, God! Like a Las Vegas waitress is gonna get an obscure French philosophical reference? 00:19:19.720 --> 00:19:22.090 lt's like l'm trying to show off to her. 00:19:22.090 --> 00:19:25.020 l may as well have just said, "Let me jump your ignorant bones." 00:19:25.020 --> 00:19:27.560 Don't even sweat her. We're gonna meet our honeys soon. 00:19:27.560 --> 00:19:30.330 - You know Christy's friend is gonna be money. - lt's 20 to. 00:19:30.330 --> 00:19:33.730 - We gotta get out of here. - Baby, will you relax just for a minute here? 00:19:33.730 --> 00:19:36.870 Excuse me. We have... We're in a little bit of a hurry. 00:19:36.870 --> 00:19:39.150 Hang on, Voltaire. 00:19:50.850 --> 00:19:55.390 - l get paid for loving - Hmm 00:19:55.390 --> 00:19:57.760 Loving all the time 00:19:57.760 --> 00:19:59.960 [Chattering] 00:19:59.960 --> 00:20:01.960 - How're you doin', guys? - Hey, boys. 00:20:01.960 --> 00:20:04.600 - We almost gave up on you. - l'm sorry we're late. 00:20:04.600 --> 00:20:07.770 - There's, uh, no clocks in this town anywhere. - No harm done. 00:20:07.770 --> 00:20:09.770 - This is Lisa. - Hi. 00:20:09.770 --> 00:20:12.270 - l'm sorry. l never got your name. - l'm Mike. 00:20:12.270 --> 00:20:14.770 - Mike. - This is Trent. We call him Double Down. 00:20:14.770 --> 00:20:16.780 - Trent. - Stop right there. 00:20:16.780 --> 00:20:19.610 - Ladies, don't you always double down on an 11? - Always. 00:20:19.610 --> 00:20:21.610 - No matter what. Like splitting aces. - Whatever. 00:20:21.610 --> 00:20:24.320 - Hi, Lisa. l'm Trent. lt's nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 00:20:24.320 --> 00:20:26.320 Lovely, uh, make-up job you have there. 00:20:26.320 --> 00:20:29.090 - Oh. Uh, Lisa works at the MGM Grand. - l'm a Dorothy. 00:20:29.090 --> 00:20:32.390 Oh, Lisa's a Dorothy. That's great. That's great. 00:20:33.490 --> 00:20:38.140 Well, we're not in Kansas anymore. 00:20:41.300 --> 00:20:44.800 So, uh, what do you guys do? 00:20:44.800 --> 00:20:47.440 Well, l'm a comedian. 00:20:47.440 --> 00:20:50.310 [Laughs] 00:20:52.140 --> 00:20:55.750 Um, do you ever play out here? l'd love to see you sometime. 00:20:55.750 --> 00:20:57.750 - No. - Why not? 00:20:57.750 --> 00:21:01.320 Well, there are, uh... You know, it's just different circuits. 00:21:01.320 --> 00:21:04.320 - lt's hard to explain. You wouldn't understand. - Who's your booking agent? 00:21:04.320 --> 00:21:07.230 [Panting] She... She knows... 00:21:07.230 --> 00:21:10.600 Actually, l don't have West Coast representation as of yet. 00:21:10.600 --> 00:21:13.370 Oh, who's your representation back East? 00:21:13.370 --> 00:21:17.600 l didn't... l sort of freelanced on my own, kind of found my own things. 00:21:17.600 --> 00:21:19.970 - 'Cause l... - So what do you do, Trent? 00:21:19.970 --> 00:21:23.010 - l'm a producer. - Oh! Cool! 00:21:23.010 --> 00:21:25.010 [Whispers] That's great. 00:21:25.010 --> 00:21:27.350 [Christy] l'm really not supposed to drink here. 00:21:27.350 --> 00:21:31.980 We should go someplace else. How's my place? 00:21:31.980 --> 00:21:34.290 - Yeah, that's great. - Yeah? 00:21:34.290 --> 00:21:37.290 - All right? - Yeah, we... Yeah, sure. 00:21:37.290 --> 00:21:40.130 - Right. - Because if you can't drink here... 00:21:40.130 --> 00:21:42.130 - Then you can't drink. - Why not? 00:21:42.130 --> 00:21:45.200 - That'll be great. - Okay, great. Let's go. 00:21:45.200 --> 00:21:48.270 [Christy] You were in Acapulco Beach? 00:21:48.270 --> 00:21:50.840 [Lisa] We watch that all the time. 00:21:50.840 --> 00:21:54.070 - No, no, no, no, wait. - [Trent] Yeah, yeah. 00:21:54.070 --> 00:21:57.910 The worst was when l went in for this Afterschool Special, right? 00:21:57.910 --> 00:22:00.210 So l'm sitting in the waiting room, 00:22:00.210 --> 00:22:03.380 and there's all these little kids, uh, sitting in the waiting room with me. 00:22:03.380 --> 00:22:06.350 And l see that all the kids are signed in for the exact same role as me. 00:22:06.350 --> 00:22:09.320 - They're auditioning for the same role as you? - Right. 00:22:09.320 --> 00:22:13.590 So, uh, l check the time and the place. l'm where l'm supposed to be. 00:22:13.590 --> 00:22:17.500 l call my agent up. She says, "Trent, they asked for you specifically." 00:22:17.500 --> 00:22:20.300 - What was the thing? - l don't know what it was. lt was "Drugs are Bad." 00:22:20.300 --> 00:22:23.100 "Jenny Eats Something." Whatever. lt's Afterschool Special bullshit. 00:22:23.100 --> 00:22:25.100 - Right. [Giggles] - "Jenny Eats Something." 00:22:25.100 --> 00:22:28.940 The role l'm reading for is "brother." l'm reading for the part of "brother." 00:22:28.940 --> 00:22:31.540 Big brother or little brother? 00:22:31.540 --> 00:22:34.780 - Just brother, man. Just brother. - No. 00:22:34.780 --> 00:22:37.620 Just brother, right? Finally l get to go in and meet everyone, right? 00:22:37.620 --> 00:22:39.880 Mikey, l'm telling you, l was money. 00:22:39.890 --> 00:22:42.150 lt's a starring role. l practiced for a week. 00:22:42.150 --> 00:22:45.960 So l'm reading with the casting director and, girls, l literally start crying. 00:22:45.960 --> 00:22:47.960 - No. - l swear to God. 00:22:47.960 --> 00:22:50.300 The casting director who's reading with me kinda gets caught up in the vibe. 00:22:50.300 --> 00:22:52.300 - She starts crying. - Oh! 00:22:52.300 --> 00:22:55.130 - Yeah, l swear to God. Swear to God. - Wow. 00:22:55.130 --> 00:22:58.240 So now she's crying. l'm crying. 00:22:58.240 --> 00:23:02.140 We're both kinda crying, but not the kind of crying that's like... 00:23:02.140 --> 00:23:04.740 But the kind of crying that's like we're trying not to cry. 00:23:04.740 --> 00:23:08.080 Do you know what l mean? Like we're not trying to... Whatever. lt was very cool. 00:23:08.080 --> 00:23:10.880 So l finished reading with her. 00:23:10.880 --> 00:23:13.750 l finally hold up my finger, like give me a minute here. 00:23:13.750 --> 00:23:15.750 - Right. - [Choking Up] Like give me a minute. 00:23:15.750 --> 00:23:19.260 More than that, 'cause l'm in it. But like l'm broke. 00:23:19.260 --> 00:23:23.430 [Sobbing] Give me a second here. May l have a minute? 00:23:23.430 --> 00:23:27.600 So l put down my head, and the whole room sits in silence... 00:23:27.600 --> 00:23:29.600 for at least five minutes. 00:23:29.600 --> 00:23:31.600 - Swear to God, five minutes. - Whoa! 00:23:31.600 --> 00:23:33.970 l look up, everyone rips up in applause. 00:23:33.970 --> 00:23:37.780 The whole room is rip-roaring clapping it up for me, for big T, right? 00:23:37.780 --> 00:23:42.480 Everyone in the room is sitting there tearing their face. They're crying their eyes out. 00:23:42.480 --> 00:23:45.780 The guy working the camera, you know, just filming it? Got tears in his eyes. 00:23:45.780 --> 00:23:48.790 - Not the camera guy. - l swear to God, the camera guy. 00:23:48.790 --> 00:23:51.960 Not so much from my reading, although it had a lot to do with it, 00:23:51.960 --> 00:23:54.160 but, really, he had his own things going on. 00:23:54.160 --> 00:23:56.690 So the producer starts to talk to me. 00:23:56.700 --> 00:23:59.560 He says, "Trent, when you walked in this room", 00:23:59.570 --> 00:24:02.400 l didn't see Trent Walker come in here." 00:24:02.400 --> 00:24:05.700 He said, "l saw big brother come in here." Fuckin' great, right? 00:24:05.700 --> 00:24:08.370 He says, "You walked in with the role, you nailed it, you're great." 00:24:08.370 --> 00:24:11.280 - So give me the fuckin' part. - Exactly. Right? 00:24:11.280 --> 00:24:16.080 Then he says to me... He says, "Trent, l gotta be honest with you." 00:24:16.250 --> 00:24:20.420 l think that it might be that you may be just a little bit old... 00:24:20.420 --> 00:24:22.990 "for the role of brother." 00:24:22.990 --> 00:24:25.590 So l felt confident, 'cause l gave a good read. 00:24:25.590 --> 00:24:28.590 l say to him, "Well, how old exactly is the role of brother?" 00:24:28.590 --> 00:24:30.600 - [Mike] Here it comes. - 'Cause l'm tall. 00:24:30.600 --> 00:24:33.100 - Here it comes. - But l look young, Mike. Do l look young, girls? 00:24:33.100 --> 00:24:35.200 Yeah, you do. 00:24:35.200 --> 00:24:38.270 So he says to me... l swear to God he says this to me with a straight face. 00:24:38.270 --> 00:24:42.540 This fucking guy. "Eleven years old." 00:24:42.540 --> 00:24:44.470 - And you said "double down." - Double down. 00:24:44.480 --> 00:24:46.910 Because you know why? Because you make it happen on the bets. 00:24:46.910 --> 00:24:48.910 He's great, isn't he? 00:24:48.910 --> 00:24:52.450 But the truth of the matter was, you saw my picture, you saw my tape. 00:24:52.450 --> 00:24:55.320 You know l'm 24 years old. Why did you call me in? 00:24:55.320 --> 00:24:58.090 - Wow. - That's your great bit. 00:24:58.090 --> 00:25:01.930 Well, we all have stories. 00:25:01.930 --> 00:25:04.210 - Wow. - Yup. 00:25:11.400 --> 00:25:16.200 Uh, how rude of me. l never... l never gave you the... the tour. 00:25:28.950 --> 00:25:31.960 [Rock] 00:25:31.960 --> 00:25:34.240 [Giggles] 00:25:38.330 --> 00:25:43.000 Come on home, girl He said with a smile 00:25:43.000 --> 00:25:47.400 You don't have to love me and let's get high a while 00:25:47.410 --> 00:25:52.210 But try to understand Try to understand 00:25:52.280 --> 00:25:55.380 - Ohh - l'm gonna check on my boy. 00:25:55.380 --> 00:25:58.780 Ohh, try 00:25:58.780 --> 00:26:00.950 Try to understand 00:26:00.950 --> 00:26:05.160 Try, try Try to understand 00:26:05.160 --> 00:26:08.340 He's a magic man 00:26:13.830 --> 00:26:15.930 l'm sure she'll call. 00:26:15.930 --> 00:26:18.240 l mean, six years is a long time. 00:26:18.240 --> 00:26:21.400 - You don't just break it off cleanly after six years. - But she did. 00:26:21.410 --> 00:26:24.410 - And she's with somebody else now. - Already? 00:26:24.410 --> 00:26:27.640 - Yeah. - Oh, you poor thing. 00:26:27.650 --> 00:26:30.410 - You know what? lt won't last. - Why not? 00:26:30.410 --> 00:26:34.420 - lt's a rebound. - We were a rebound and we lasted for six years. 00:26:34.420 --> 00:26:39.220 Well, yeah, but how long was the relationship she was rebounding from? 00:26:39.720 --> 00:26:42.430 Six years. 00:26:42.430 --> 00:26:44.930 Uh, can l check my messages real quick? 00:26:44.930 --> 00:26:47.930 - l have a calling card. lt won't cost anything. - Yeah. 00:26:47.930 --> 00:26:50.270 - Are you sure? - Yeah, sure. The phone's in the back. 00:26:50.270 --> 00:26:52.770 - l'm not ruining tonight, am l? - No, it's okay. 00:26:52.770 --> 00:26:54.940 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Oh, l understand. 00:26:54.940 --> 00:26:57.220 - l'm sorry. - lt's okay. 00:27:04.520 --> 00:27:06.800 T. 00:27:07.520 --> 00:27:09.800 Trent. 00:27:11.160 --> 00:27:14.120 Trent. 00:27:14.130 --> 00:27:16.890 l need to, uh, u... 00:27:16.890 --> 00:27:21.690 No. l gotta... l gotta use... l gotta use the phone. 00:27:22.170 --> 00:27:26.340 - You can check 'em tomorrow. - l need to use the phone. 00:27:26.340 --> 00:27:29.240 Okay? l'm sorry. 00:27:29.240 --> 00:27:31.520 Hold on. 00:27:33.810 --> 00:27:37.080 l'm sure l... They weren't in there that long. 00:27:37.080 --> 00:27:40.730 l don't think we're interrupting anything. 00:27:41.890 --> 00:27:44.990 [Exhales] 00:27:47.090 --> 00:27:49.090 l have a calling card. 00:27:49.090 --> 00:27:53.500 So it's a 800... it's a 800 number. 00:28:02.710 --> 00:28:06.510 - [Dial Tone] - [Beeping] 00:28:06.510 --> 00:28:10.550 - Six years? Oh, poor thing. - l know. 00:28:10.550 --> 00:28:12.550 - And you know what he said? - What? What? 00:28:12.550 --> 00:28:14.550 - And l believe him. - What? 00:28:14.550 --> 00:28:18.560 - He said, "l just want her to be happy." - He said that? 00:28:18.560 --> 00:28:21.460 - lt's so sweet. So sweet. - That is so sweet. 00:28:21.460 --> 00:28:23.890 - Oh. - l know. 00:28:23.890 --> 00:28:26.960 l'll make some coffee. 00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:30.150 - [Drapes Being Drawn] - Mmm. 00:28:31.640 --> 00:28:35.020 [Both Chuckle Nervously] 00:28:47.080 --> 00:28:50.390 [Women Whispering] 00:28:50.390 --> 00:28:52.470 Did she call? 00:28:53.620 --> 00:28:57.730 - [Christy] Oh! - Oh, Mike, l'm so... 00:28:57.730 --> 00:29:00.500 Oh, God. 00:29:00.500 --> 00:29:04.780 That's so bad. l'm sorry. 00:29:05.340 --> 00:29:08.510 [Lisa] lt's gonna be okay. 00:29:08.510 --> 00:29:12.710 She asked me what l was thinking about. Did you want me to lie? 00:29:12.710 --> 00:29:15.880 You didn't have to get into it, baby. 00:29:15.880 --> 00:29:18.050 l'm sorry about interrupting you guys. 00:29:18.050 --> 00:29:21.650 Oh, don't worry about it. l just wanted you to have a good time, that's all. 00:29:21.650 --> 00:29:25.620 - Christy was nice. - Yeah, l really didn't like her that much, to be honest. 00:29:25.620 --> 00:29:29.660 - Why not? - l don't know, man. She just... She didn't really do it for me. 00:29:29.660 --> 00:29:34.460 What'd you think of that, uh, Dorothy girl? 00:29:34.670 --> 00:29:37.730 The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. 00:29:37.740 --> 00:29:41.980 - Does that make me some kind of a fag? - No, baby, you're money. 00:29:44.910 --> 00:29:48.410 - l don't think she liked me anyway. - Mike, l'm tellin' you, man. 00:29:48.410 --> 00:29:51.580 - She thought you were money. - l don't think so. 00:29:51.580 --> 00:29:54.750 l heard 'em both talking. Both those girls thought you were money. 00:29:54.750 --> 00:29:57.810 You're a good friend. 00:29:58.720 --> 00:30:01.760 Look, you take yourself outta the game. 00:30:01.760 --> 00:30:04.430 You start talkin' to 'em about puppy dogs and ice cream, 00:30:04.430 --> 00:30:07.700 of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip. 00:30:07.700 --> 00:30:09.700 l just don't think she liked me in that way. 00:30:09.700 --> 00:30:12.540 Baby, you are so money, and you don't even know it. 00:30:12.540 --> 00:30:17.110 Look, T, the girls don't go for me the way they go for you, okay? 00:30:17.110 --> 00:30:19.580 - Michelle went for you, right? - That's different. 00:30:19.580 --> 00:30:22.610 - Why? How is that different? - We were younger. lt was college. 00:30:22.610 --> 00:30:25.620 You didn't go to college. You don't know how it is. The girls are young, they drink. 00:30:25.620 --> 00:30:29.620 - They don't know any better. - Do you know how stupid that sounds? 00:30:29.620 --> 00:30:34.420 Listen to me. Your self-esteem is low right now because she's with somebody else. 00:30:34.630 --> 00:30:38.460 But talkin' about it and thinkin' about it all the time, it's depressing. 00:30:38.460 --> 00:30:42.030 lt's no good, man. 00:30:42.030 --> 00:30:44.030 l just need a little more time. 00:30:44.030 --> 00:30:47.240 Why, so you can sit around your stuffy apartment beating yourself up over it? 00:30:47.240 --> 00:30:51.070 - Remember the first week after she told you? - Don't remind me. 00:30:51.080 --> 00:30:55.210 Huh? Couldn't even leave your place. 00:30:55.210 --> 00:30:58.410 You know, you just sat around your stuffy apartment, 00:30:58.420 --> 00:31:02.320 sitting there, drinking orange juice, feeling sorry for yourself. 00:31:02.320 --> 00:31:05.760 Now look at you, man. Right? l mean, you got a part in a movie. 00:31:05.760 --> 00:31:08.420 - A day. - Whatever, Mike. lt's work. You understand? 00:31:08.430 --> 00:31:12.860 You're doing what you love to do. What the hell is she doing now? 00:31:12.860 --> 00:31:15.930 Selling scrap metal. 00:31:15.930 --> 00:31:19.340 Okay. And this guy she's seeing, what the hell does he do? 00:31:19.340 --> 00:31:21.910 - [Mumbling] He drives a carriage. - What? 00:31:21.910 --> 00:31:25.540 l heard he drives a carriage around Central Park or something. 00:31:25.540 --> 00:31:29.550 Oh, Mike, please! You're the fun-lovin', outgoing party guy, 00:31:29.550 --> 00:31:31.280 and you're sweatin' some lawn jockey. 00:31:31.280 --> 00:31:32.550 and you're sweatin' some lawn jockey. 00:31:32.550 --> 00:31:35.590 Jesus Christ! l'm tellin' you, man. 00:31:35.590 --> 00:31:39.390 You're better off without this girl. You gotta trust me on this, Mike. 00:31:39.390 --> 00:31:42.960 - All right, buddy? - Stop talking. Shut up. 00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:47.200 Okay, l'm gonna try. l promise you l will shut up if you shut the hell up. 00:31:47.200 --> 00:31:50.200 - We're gonna make this work. - You're damn right you're gonna try. 00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:53.140 - [Engine Revving] - Let's get home. 00:31:53.140 --> 00:31:57.410 - l'm a man of means by no means - Los Angeles. 00:31:57.410 --> 00:31:59.780 King of the road 00:31:59.780 --> 00:32:04.510 l know every engineer of every train 00:32:04.520 --> 00:32:07.880 All their children and all of their names 00:32:07.890 --> 00:32:11.990 And every handout in every town 00:32:11.990 --> 00:32:15.830 Every lock that ain't locked when no one's around 00:32:15.830 --> 00:32:18.830 l seen trailers for sale or rent 00:32:18.830 --> 00:32:21.260 - [Rob] l don't think l'm gonna take it. - Look, it's a gig. 00:32:21.270 --> 00:32:23.270 This is definitely a step back for me. 00:32:23.270 --> 00:32:25.770 There's not much of a call for Shakespeare in this town. 00:32:25.770 --> 00:32:28.270 There's just something about being Goofy, all right? 00:32:28.270 --> 00:32:32.180 Any other Disney character would be fine. Mickey? Mickey's an icon. 00:32:32.180 --> 00:32:35.610 - Why does it have to be Goofy? - What do you want? You're tall. 00:32:35.610 --> 00:32:38.280 How am l gonna tell my parents? 00:32:38.280 --> 00:32:41.050 l still haven't told them l didn't get the series. 00:32:41.050 --> 00:32:43.620 You tested over a month ago. l'm sure they figured it out. 00:32:43.620 --> 00:32:47.290 lt's like, "Mom, hi. l didn't get that pilot." 00:32:47.290 --> 00:32:51.570 By the way, l'm Goofy. Send more money." 00:33:05.710 --> 00:33:08.580 [Taps Ball] 00:33:10.510 --> 00:33:12.800 Hey, Rob. 00:33:13.880 --> 00:33:16.990 You notice l didn't mention her once today. 00:33:16.990 --> 00:33:20.690 - l didn't want to say anything. - Oh, yeah? Why? 00:33:20.690 --> 00:33:24.490 Ah, it's kind of like not talking to your pitcher in the middle of a no-hitter. 00:33:24.500 --> 00:33:28.060 - What do you mean? Like you didn't want to jinx it? - Kinda. 00:33:28.070 --> 00:33:30.600 - l don't talk about her that much. - [Laughing] 00:33:30.600 --> 00:33:33.100 - l didn't mention her once today. - Tend the pin. 00:33:33.100 --> 00:33:36.270 The only reason l mentioned her at all was to tell you l'm not gonna talk about her anymore. 00:33:36.270 --> 00:33:39.790 - l thought you'd appreciate that. - l do. Good for you, Mikey. 00:33:42.280 --> 00:33:44.780 - Get there. - Play it out. 00:33:44.780 --> 00:33:48.520 - l decided to get back out there. - Good. Glad to hear it. 00:33:48.520 --> 00:33:52.680 - Can't make any more excuses for myself. - Excellent. 00:33:53.890 --> 00:33:56.790 - [Sighs] - Do you wanna hit the town tonight? 00:33:56.790 --> 00:34:00.030 Uh, l shouldn't. lt's a weeknight. 00:34:00.030 --> 00:34:04.800 - You got a Pluto callback? - Yeah, kick me when l'm down. 00:34:04.800 --> 00:34:07.840 - All right. Count 'em up. - How many strokes? 00:34:07.840 --> 00:34:10.590 One, two, three... 00:34:14.580 --> 00:34:16.580 - Eight, nine. - What'd you get? 00:34:16.580 --> 00:34:19.080 - Eight or a nine. - l'll give you an eight. 00:34:19.080 --> 00:34:21.480 - What did you get? - l got an eight. 00:34:21.490 --> 00:34:24.920 Dead heat after one hole. lt's turning into quite a rivalry. 00:34:24.920 --> 00:34:29.080 You better replace the pin, Chi Chi. The natives look restless. 00:34:30.160 --> 00:34:32.430 - [Computer Game] - [Man] You bitch! You bitch! 00:34:32.430 --> 00:34:35.100 - [Trent] Chelios steals to Roenick. - [All Groaning] 00:34:35.100 --> 00:34:37.430 - [Trent] Money! - Bitch! 00:34:37.430 --> 00:34:39.600 [Mike] Sue, why is Gretzky on his ass again? 00:34:39.600 --> 00:34:43.270 - Gretzky's a little bitch. - God, this is such bullshit, man. This is bullshit! 00:34:43.270 --> 00:34:46.140 [Mike] The Kings suck in this game. You should play another team. 00:34:46.140 --> 00:34:49.610 - l took the Kings to the Cup. - Yeah, against the computer with the offsides off. 00:34:49.610 --> 00:34:52.780 - They're a finesse team, bro. - They're a fuckin' bitch team. Score... Oh! 00:34:52.780 --> 00:34:55.450 You bitch! What a fuckin' bitch! 00:34:55.450 --> 00:34:57.590 - Watch out, motherfucker. - No, you do not fuckin' hit my elbow. 00:34:57.590 --> 00:35:00.160 [Trent] lt's not even so much me as it's Roenick. He's good. 00:35:00.160 --> 00:35:02.090 [Sue] Oh, is that right? 00:35:02.090 --> 00:35:04.630 - Chelios steals to Roenick. - [Sue] You bitch! 00:35:04.630 --> 00:35:07.100 Score Chicago! Ohh! 00:35:07.100 --> 00:35:09.100 - That was pretty. - Such fuckin' bullshit! 00:35:09.100 --> 00:35:11.730 But that was pretty, Sue. Check this out on the instant replay. 00:35:11.740 --> 00:35:14.170 - Dude, do not... - You said it was fuckin' bullshit. Check it out. 00:35:14.170 --> 00:35:17.040 - Look at it! - [Both Arguing] 00:35:17.040 --> 00:35:19.040 - Look at it! - l don't want to! 00:35:19.040 --> 00:35:22.180 Why do you think they put the instant replay in the fucking game? 00:35:22.180 --> 00:35:24.650 - God, you're unbelievable. - So you can see if it's bullshit. 00:35:24.650 --> 00:35:28.520 - l am unbelievable. Look at it. - Every goal you're gonna watch the instant replay? 00:35:28.520 --> 00:35:30.520 - Come on, man, l want to fuckin' play. - l want him to learn it. 00:35:30.520 --> 00:35:32.590 - l never get to play. - You should practice this when l'm not here. 00:35:32.590 --> 00:35:35.090 - Just fuckin' move it. - When l'm not here, will you practice this? 00:35:35.090 --> 00:35:37.260 - Wa, wa, wa, wa. - We'll play some more. He likes to get scored on. 00:35:37.260 --> 00:35:39.430 - Set the game up. - Great times. 00:35:39.430 --> 00:35:42.930 [Phone Ringing] 00:35:42.930 --> 00:35:45.100 - Yeah? - Better play defense. 00:35:45.100 --> 00:35:48.270 Okay. Yeah, it's on the fourth floor. The elevator's broken, okay? 00:35:48.270 --> 00:35:50.770 Dude, it's Pink Dot. Would you buzz him in? Hit nine. 00:35:50.770 --> 00:35:53.610 l wish they still had fights in this game so l could bitch-slap Wayne. 00:35:53.610 --> 00:35:56.010 - They don't have fighting anymore? - Doesn't that suck? 00:35:56.010 --> 00:35:58.410 Why'd they get rid of the fighting? lt's the best part of the old version. 00:35:58.420 --> 00:36:00.520 Kids were hitting each other or something, man. 00:36:00.520 --> 00:36:02.850 But you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed on this one. 00:36:02.850 --> 00:36:05.090 - Make somebody's head bleed. - No, we're in play-offs. 00:36:05.090 --> 00:36:08.390 l'm gonna make Wayne Gretzky's head bleed for super fan number 99 here. 00:36:08.390 --> 00:36:11.160 - [Doorbell Rings] - Mikey, get the door? 00:36:11.160 --> 00:36:13.430 - Yeah, give me some money. - Why do l have to give you money? 00:36:13.430 --> 00:36:16.270 Give me some fuckin' money. l'm not paying again. 00:36:16.270 --> 00:36:19.040 Jesus Christ. Pause the game. 00:36:19.040 --> 00:36:21.900 - Dude, l'm about to do my thing with the thing. - Pause the game! 00:36:21.910 --> 00:36:23.910 - l got fuckin' Wayne. - Pause it! 00:36:23.910 --> 00:36:27.960 All right, l'll pause it. Jesus Christ. Like you scored all day. 00:36:28.850 --> 00:36:31.080 - How much do you want? - Just give me some money. 00:36:31.080 --> 00:36:35.610 Okay, fine. Take my last 20. Here. Jesus fucking Christ. 00:36:36.690 --> 00:36:39.390 There it is, Mikey! Check it out. His head's bleeding. 00:36:39.390 --> 00:36:42.560 Mikey, check it out. His legs... Little Wayne's legs are shaking all over. 00:36:42.560 --> 00:36:46.000 - Fucking bitch! What did you do that for? - You're the fucking bitch! 00:36:46.000 --> 00:36:49.270 - What the fuck are you... Why did you un-pause it? - Come on, man. 00:36:49.270 --> 00:36:51.930 - C'mon, peaches. - Get the fuck off me. 00:36:51.940 --> 00:36:54.600 - l'm not kidding. - You know what? Look at you. Look at you. 00:36:54.610 --> 00:36:56.740 - You wanna kiss me. Look at you. - Get the fuck off. 00:36:56.740 --> 00:36:58.740 - Get off! - Look at you right now. 00:36:58.740 --> 00:37:01.480 - Get the fuck off me! - You're fuckin' makin' me sick! You want to kiss me! 00:37:01.480 --> 00:37:05.820 Hey, hold still. Hold on. lt's the fuckin' Pink Dot guy. Hold on. 00:37:05.820 --> 00:37:09.320 [Trent] Hey, Mikey! Mikey, is he cute? 00:37:09.320 --> 00:37:12.420 - [Sue] ls he brown? - Maybe he'd like to come in and join us for a cocktail. 00:37:12.420 --> 00:37:14.420 - ls he polite? - ls he a brown man? 00:37:14.420 --> 00:37:17.390 lf he's polite, have him come in. lf he's polite, let him in. ls he clean? 00:37:17.390 --> 00:37:20.560 Have him come look. Have him take off his shoes. 00:37:20.560 --> 00:37:22.900 Michael, is he clean? l want to see him! 00:37:22.900 --> 00:37:26.800 Michael, l want to see him. Don't let him go! Don't let him go. 00:37:26.800 --> 00:37:29.410 Get off. l'm serious. Don't fuckin' do that shit. 00:37:29.410 --> 00:37:32.740 Oh, he got away from us. l'm sorry, Michael. Was he nice? 00:37:32.740 --> 00:37:37.540 You guys are assholes. Eat, eat, you fuckin' jackals. 00:37:37.910 --> 00:37:40.150 - Oh, yeah. - Nice. 00:37:40.150 --> 00:37:42.590 - What time is the party tonight? - lt starts at 8:00. 00:37:42.590 --> 00:37:45.250 - Everybody'll get there around 10:00. - So, what, 11:00? 00:37:45.260 --> 00:37:47.520 - Midnight. - Midnight. 00:37:47.520 --> 00:37:51.290 l'm gonna bring an old friend from back home. He just moved out here. 00:37:51.290 --> 00:37:53.300 - Who, Rob? - Yeah, you know him. 00:37:53.300 --> 00:37:55.800 Yeah, he's cool. You'll like him. He's a rounder, Rob. 00:37:55.800 --> 00:37:58.100 - What does he do? - Uh, he's trying to be an actor. 00:37:58.100 --> 00:38:00.440 - What a surprise. - How novel. 00:38:00.440 --> 00:38:04.040 [Rob] So the party started at 8:00. 00:38:04.040 --> 00:38:06.540 Why are we going to a bar at 10:00? 00:38:06.540 --> 00:38:10.150 [Mike] To grab a drink before we meet the guys for a bite at 11:00. 00:38:10.150 --> 00:38:12.150 Where is this place? 00:38:12.150 --> 00:38:16.020 For some reason the cool bars in Hollywood have to be hard to find and have no sign. 00:38:16.020 --> 00:38:18.720 lt's kind of like a speakeasy kind of thing. lt's kinda cool. 00:38:18.720 --> 00:38:21.620 lt's like you're in on some kind of secret, you know? 00:38:21.630 --> 00:38:25.700 You tell a chick you been someplace, it's like braggin' that you know how to find it. 00:38:25.700 --> 00:38:28.330 [Jazz] 00:38:28.330 --> 00:38:31.980 [Continues] 00:38:35.510 --> 00:38:40.310 - [Chattering] - [Woman Laughing] 00:38:40.410 --> 00:38:43.080 Excuse me. 00:38:43.080 --> 00:38:45.950 Excuse me. 00:38:45.950 --> 00:38:49.210 Excuse me. 00:38:52.590 --> 00:38:55.590 l'll get a Dewars on the rocks. What are you getting? 00:38:55.590 --> 00:38:58.590 - Uh, Budweiser. - A Dewars on the rocks and a Bud. 00:38:58.600 --> 00:39:02.200 God, l can't believe the women in this city. 00:39:02.200 --> 00:39:06.070 lt's like the hottest one percent from... from all over the world... 00:39:06.070 --> 00:39:08.070 come to our gene pool. 00:39:08.070 --> 00:39:10.070 Darwinism at its best. 00:39:10.070 --> 00:39:13.110 - Yo, Mikey, what's up? - Charles! How you doin', man? 00:39:13.110 --> 00:39:15.680 - Ah, you know, man. You know. - You get that pilot? 00:39:15.680 --> 00:39:18.950 Nah, man. l know you didn't. Otherwise you wouldn't be askin' me, right? 00:39:18.950 --> 00:39:22.380 - That shit wasn't funny anyway. - Piece of shit. 00:39:22.390 --> 00:39:25.820 Charles, this is my friend Rob from back East. He just moved out here. 00:39:25.820 --> 00:39:27.820 - My pleasure. - How you doin', man? 00:39:27.820 --> 00:39:30.230 This is Charles. We went to network on a pilot. 00:39:30.230 --> 00:39:32.560 - Oh, yeah, l tested for one. - A month ago. 00:39:32.560 --> 00:39:36.130 - How'd your folks take it? - Actually, l haven't heard an official "no" yet. 00:39:36.130 --> 00:39:38.700 Oh, so you haven't told them yet. 00:39:38.700 --> 00:39:41.900 That's all right, man. l still haven't told my folks l didn't get Deep Space Nine. 00:39:41.910 --> 00:39:43.910 You figure they'd figure it out by now, right? 00:39:43.910 --> 00:39:46.310 - But Moms keeps asking me. - Boy, does it hurt when they ask. 00:39:46.310 --> 00:39:48.610 l don't even tell them about anything l'm close on anymore. 00:39:48.610 --> 00:39:50.910 Not 'til you book it. You know, you might get cut out. 00:39:50.910 --> 00:39:54.650 l'm considering taking a part as Goofy. 00:39:54.650 --> 00:39:57.650 - Well, at least it's Disney, right? - Yeah. 00:39:57.650 --> 00:40:00.760 Look, we're going to, uh, we're going to this party in the hills. 00:40:00.760 --> 00:40:03.890 Some modeling agency. Beautiful babies. You want to come with? 00:40:03.890 --> 00:40:06.630 Yeah, why not? This place is dead anyway. 00:40:06.630 --> 00:40:09.220 Let's go. 00:40:12.400 --> 00:40:14.770 No, no, no, no, no. Now, you got to admit... 00:40:14.770 --> 00:40:17.340 that the Steadicam shot in GoodFellas was the money. 00:40:17.340 --> 00:40:20.780 The basement of the... the restaurant, the Copa in New York. 00:40:20.780 --> 00:40:23.780 - Through the kitchen, Mike. - l heard it took them four days to light that shot. 00:40:23.780 --> 00:40:25.780 [Rob] Four days? l don't know about four days. 00:40:25.780 --> 00:40:27.950 - Well, that's what l heard. - [Trent] They have to hide all the lights. 00:40:27.950 --> 00:40:29.950 Jesus, that must've cost a fortune. 00:40:29.950 --> 00:40:32.960 [Charles] That's nothing. You know how much money my man spent on that Vegas movie? 00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:34.960 [Mike] Wait. You gotta be nuts to shoot in a casino. 00:40:34.960 --> 00:40:37.130 [Trent] All right, ready. Mean Streets? 00:40:37.130 --> 00:40:40.360 - That's the dope. - Dude, dude. Reservoir Dogs. 00:40:40.360 --> 00:40:42.460 - Oh, stop with that fucking Reservoir Dogs. - Which one? 00:40:42.470 --> 00:40:45.100 The one right in the beginning where they're walking in slow motion, man. 00:40:45.100 --> 00:40:47.300 How can you even compare the two, man? 00:40:47.300 --> 00:40:49.970 Tarantino completely bites everything from Scorsese. 00:40:49.970 --> 00:40:51.970 - lt's true. - He's derivative. 00:40:51.980 --> 00:40:54.310 [Trent] You know what? You gotta admit that did look money. 00:40:54.310 --> 00:40:57.450 [Charles] l heard they did that whole thing for under ten grand. 00:40:57.450 --> 00:40:59.650 l don't know what the big deal is. Everybody steals from everybody. That's movies. 00:40:59.650 --> 00:41:03.340 [Mike] Let's get the hell out of here if we wanna make this party. 00:41:42.090 --> 00:41:44.460 Pick up the pieces Uh-huh 00:41:44.460 --> 00:41:46.560 Pick up the pieces All right 00:41:46.560 --> 00:41:48.860 Pick up the pieces 00:41:48.870 --> 00:41:51.420 Pick up the pieces 00:42:16.430 --> 00:42:18.710 Whoo 00:42:26.070 --> 00:42:29.530 [People Chattering] 00:42:44.050 --> 00:42:46.990 Pick up the pieces 00:42:48.730 --> 00:42:51.890 Pick up the pieces 00:42:51.890 --> 00:42:56.690 Pick up the pieces 00:43:01.900 --> 00:43:04.170 [Ends] 00:43:04.170 --> 00:43:07.780 Uhh Oh, suki, suki 00:43:09.010 --> 00:43:13.250 Hey Uhh, come on 00:43:13.250 --> 00:43:17.590 - How you been? Good to see you. - Hey, good to see you. 00:43:17.590 --> 00:43:20.090 - So who threw this party anyway? - Damned if l know. 00:43:20.090 --> 00:43:22.760 - Beats me. - Hey, l came with you. 00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:24.890 Nice. 00:43:24.890 --> 00:43:28.100 - [Man] Sue! - What's that guy's name again? Sue? 00:43:28.100 --> 00:43:31.570 Sue. Yeah. His dad was a big Johnny Cash fan from what l understand. 00:43:31.570 --> 00:43:34.240 - Oh, right, right, right. The song. - Yeah, "A Boy Named Sue." 00:43:34.240 --> 00:43:37.170 So l think that's why he's such a mean cat. 00:43:37.170 --> 00:43:39.170 - That guy? - Oh, he's a bad guy. 00:43:39.180 --> 00:43:41.940 He don't look it. He's... No, he's mean. l seen him in a fight once. 00:43:41.940 --> 00:43:45.610 He had a guy and was fuckin' smackin' his head into the curb, like his mouth. 00:43:45.620 --> 00:43:49.120 Just fuckin' smash. His teeth came out. Just fucking, wha, wha, wha. 00:43:49.120 --> 00:43:51.950 Fuckin' blood came out of his fuckin' mouth. lt was nasty, man. 00:43:51.950 --> 00:43:54.660 - Nice guy, though. That guy's cool. - Hey, big Mike. 00:43:54.660 --> 00:43:57.660 Hey, how're you doing? What are you doing here? 00:43:57.660 --> 00:44:00.060 - Marty invited me here. - Oh, yeah? Cool, cool. 00:44:00.060 --> 00:44:03.170 Thrill me, baby l need you 00:44:03.170 --> 00:44:07.330 - She looking at me now? - No. 00:44:08.340 --> 00:44:12.390 - How 'bout now? ls she looking over here now? - [Chuckles] No. 00:44:16.580 --> 00:44:19.920 What about now? ls she looking now? 00:44:19.920 --> 00:44:22.750 No, she's not looking at you, dude. Will you quit asking me if she's looking at you? 00:44:22.750 --> 00:44:27.090 - She hasn't looked at you... Wait, she just looked. - See what l'm sayin', man? 00:44:27.090 --> 00:44:30.160 You understand? 00:44:30.160 --> 00:44:32.590 l got some friends l wanna go meet. l'll talk to you later. 00:44:32.600 --> 00:44:34.760 - Nice to see you. l'll give you a call. - All right. Take care. 00:44:34.760 --> 00:44:36.770 - All right, man. - Who's that? 00:44:36.770 --> 00:44:39.360 l don't know, man. 00:44:43.610 --> 00:44:46.610 - You know, there's so many beautiful women. - Unbelievable, dude. 00:44:46.610 --> 00:44:49.780 - Unbelievable. - Okay, l gotta try once. 00:44:49.780 --> 00:44:51.950 - You're a better man than l am, Charlie Brown. - l have to. 00:44:51.950 --> 00:44:53.950 - l made a promise to myself. - Go. Go for it. 00:44:53.950 --> 00:44:56.620 l have to get out there sooner or later, right? So l gotta go now. 00:44:56.620 --> 00:45:00.270 - Okay, you're gonna be my wing man? - l'll be your winger. 00:45:14.470 --> 00:45:17.260 Hi. Uh, how are you ladies doing this evening? 00:45:18.540 --> 00:45:21.110 What do you drive? 00:45:21.110 --> 00:45:23.410 E-Excuse me? 00:45:23.410 --> 00:45:26.750 What kind of a car do you drive? 00:45:26.750 --> 00:45:29.250 Uh, Cavalier. 00:45:29.250 --> 00:45:32.650 See what l mean? lt's the same old shit all the time. 00:45:32.660 --> 00:45:35.990 lt's... lt's red. l have... lt's a red Cavalier. 00:45:35.990 --> 00:45:39.170 [Woman] That's nice. 00:45:40.430 --> 00:45:42.600 - How are you guys doing? - lt's on, Mike. lt's on. 00:45:42.600 --> 00:45:44.930 - Yeah? Which one? - Uh, Groucho. 00:45:44.930 --> 00:45:47.220 With the cigar? 00:45:48.240 --> 00:45:50.610 - She's cute, man. - Jesus Christ. 00:45:50.610 --> 00:45:52.610 - [Snorts] - What's wrong? 00:45:52.610 --> 00:45:55.940 - Mike, you just looked right at her. - Come on, she didn't notice. 00:45:55.950 --> 00:45:58.780 - Yeah, she did. - l better go in early now. 00:45:58.780 --> 00:46:01.780 - l'm sorry, man. l didn't know. - Don't sweat it, Mike. 00:46:01.780 --> 00:46:04.050 lt's gonna be a lay-up. 00:46:04.050 --> 00:46:06.450 36-24-36 What a winnin' hand 00:46:06.460 --> 00:46:09.060 - Uh... - How're you guys doing? 00:46:09.060 --> 00:46:11.390 - Not well. - What, rejected? 00:46:11.390 --> 00:46:13.400 "Shaqued." 00:46:13.400 --> 00:46:16.230 Just watch old T-bone there and learn. 00:46:16.230 --> 00:46:20.840 She's a brick house 00:46:20.840 --> 00:46:24.910 My whole life people have told me l have this star quality. 00:46:24.910 --> 00:46:27.410 - Have they? - Well, l don't know if it's true. 00:46:27.410 --> 00:46:30.080 But, well, this one time... this is really stupid... 00:46:30.080 --> 00:46:32.480 - But in kindergarten, you know... - lt's all right. 00:46:32.480 --> 00:46:35.920 You know how you have those little crushes? l had this crush on this guy Lee. 00:46:35.920 --> 00:46:39.720 He was really cute, and he wore Lee Jeans. They said "Lee." 00:46:39.720 --> 00:46:42.730 Anyway, l really liked him. And then one day he told me l was ugly. 00:46:42.730 --> 00:46:46.260 l started crying, and my teacher was, like, 00:46:46.260 --> 00:46:49.430 "Deidre, you are so emotional. You are so dramatic. 00:46:49.430 --> 00:46:51.730 You should be an actress!" 00:46:51.740 --> 00:46:54.900 - ["Jaws Theme"] - lt was, like, that's it! l should be an actress. 00:46:54.900 --> 00:46:57.610 And you know what? l can cry on cue. 00:46:57.610 --> 00:46:59.610 - Yeah! Well, totally. - Uh-huh. 00:46:59.610 --> 00:47:02.680 Well, that's really been sort of my thing, you know. lt got me into Juilliard. 00:47:02.680 --> 00:47:05.010 And the agent said to me afterwards that he thought... 00:47:05.010 --> 00:47:07.020 - he really was reminded by me... - [Grows Louder] 00:47:07.020 --> 00:47:09.250 of Tina Yothers, you know, from Family Ties. 00:47:09.250 --> 00:47:11.690 And he said l looked just like her. 00:47:11.690 --> 00:47:16.400 - [Continues Babbling] - [Continues] 00:47:18.900 --> 00:47:23.430 She's the one, the only one Built like an Amazon, Yeah 00:47:23.430 --> 00:47:25.900 [Laughs] Was that money or what? 00:47:25.900 --> 00:47:28.570 Kind of a dick move, if you ask me. 00:47:28.570 --> 00:47:30.810 Why, baby? What'd l do wrong? 00:47:30.810 --> 00:47:33.740 - You asked a girl for her number and you tore it up. - She didn't see that. 00:47:33.740 --> 00:47:36.310 - lt doesn't matter. - That was pretty cold, dude. 00:47:36.310 --> 00:47:39.290 What was so cold about it? 00:47:41.320 --> 00:47:43.320 Right. [Laughs] 00:47:43.320 --> 00:47:46.490 See, man, you can't roll with that. She's business class. 00:47:46.490 --> 00:47:50.090 - Business class? - Big butt. You know, can't fly coach? 00:47:50.090 --> 00:47:52.380 You guys are terrible. 00:47:53.430 --> 00:47:57.270 Gentlemen, out of Glenfiddich. 00:47:57.270 --> 00:47:59.940 - What else is going on? - Could hit the Dresden. 00:47:59.940 --> 00:48:01.940 Perfect. 00:48:01.940 --> 00:48:06.690 Well, this place is dead anyway, man. Let's do it. 00:49:09.510 --> 00:49:12.610 [Synthesizer, Drum] 00:49:12.610 --> 00:49:15.610 What do you say, man? 00:49:15.610 --> 00:49:18.010 [Marty] You can tell by the way l use my walk 00:49:18.010 --> 00:49:20.550 l'm a woman's man No time to talk 00:49:20.550 --> 00:49:22.550 - [Elayne] Hi, friends. - The music's loud and women warm 00:49:22.550 --> 00:49:25.720 l've been kicked around since l was born 00:49:25.720 --> 00:49:29.390 Now it's all right, it's okay You may look the other way 00:49:29.390 --> 00:49:33.860 - You can try to understand - New York Times' effect on man 00:49:33.860 --> 00:49:35.900 Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother 00:49:35.900 --> 00:49:38.400 We're staying alive Staying alive 00:49:38.400 --> 00:49:40.670 Feel the city shaking and everybody's breaking 00:49:40.670 --> 00:49:43.070 l'm staying alive Staying alive 00:49:43.070 --> 00:49:47.870 Ah, ha, ha, ha Staying ali-ive 00:49:50.510 --> 00:49:54.920 Ahh, ahh 00:49:59.890 --> 00:50:03.090 Yeah, l know what you're saying, man. l just don't know what to tell you. 00:50:03.090 --> 00:50:05.430 l mean, does it have to be Goofy? 00:50:05.430 --> 00:50:08.930 You know, l was Hamlet two months ago Off-Broadway, and l was good. 00:50:08.930 --> 00:50:11.230 - [Charles] Yeah. - [Trent] Wow! 00:50:11.230 --> 00:50:16.030 - Someone got out of school early today. - [Sue] They like our vibe. 00:50:20.010 --> 00:50:22.840 - [Trent] Oh, it's on. - [Sue] lt's definitely on. 00:50:22.850 --> 00:50:24.850 Feel the city shaking and everybody's breaking 00:50:24.850 --> 00:50:27.250 We're staying alive Staying alive 00:50:27.250 --> 00:50:31.620 - Ah, ha, ha, ha, staying alive Staying alive - God bless you guys. 00:50:31.620 --> 00:50:36.420 Ah, ha, ha, ha Staying ali-ive 00:50:39.730 --> 00:50:42.750 Ahh, ahh 00:50:45.470 --> 00:50:50.270 Hi, can l get a Dewars on the, uh, Dewars on the rocks? 00:50:51.810 --> 00:50:55.810 - l-l can't even get this guy to notice me. - [Laughs] 00:50:55.810 --> 00:50:58.810 You're laughing at me? That's funny to you, huh? 00:50:58.820 --> 00:51:01.650 - [Laughing] - Great. Good. Great day. 00:51:01.650 --> 00:51:03.990 l-l'm sorry. l shouldn't. 00:51:03.990 --> 00:51:07.820 - Let me make it up to you. - [Bartender] Hang on, Nick. 00:51:07.820 --> 00:51:10.930 That's pretty... They know you around here, huh? 00:51:10.930 --> 00:51:13.660 Uh, hi. l'll have a Dewars on the rocks, please. 00:51:13.660 --> 00:51:18.460 And some more olives for... for our little friend here. 00:51:18.500 --> 00:51:21.770 Do l know you? l mean, where do l know you from? 00:51:21.770 --> 00:51:26.010 Um, you ever been to the Ha-Ha Hole on Pico? 00:51:26.010 --> 00:51:29.080 - Hmm, no. - No? You're sure? Monday nights, open mike? 00:51:29.080 --> 00:51:31.980 - l host an open mike there. - Hmm, no. 00:51:31.980 --> 00:51:34.450 Oh, you're... you're a comedian. 00:51:34.450 --> 00:51:37.150 Yeah. 00:51:37.150 --> 00:51:41.090 Yeah, it's a dream, you know. lt's a lot of hard work and travel and, uh, hotels. 00:51:41.090 --> 00:51:44.490 l have a new booking agent, though, so l'm part of the whole Vegas circuits. 00:51:44.490 --> 00:51:48.800 The money's pretty good. l might buy a car, l think. You know, a foreign car. 00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:51.300 Treat myself. l figure l worked for it. Why not? 00:51:51.300 --> 00:51:54.400 l know where it is. Starbucks. 00:51:54.400 --> 00:51:57.470 l served you an espresso at Starbucks. 00:51:57.470 --> 00:52:00.940 Espresso. An espresso. Yes, that's my drink. That's probably it. 00:52:00.940 --> 00:52:02.940 That's great. lsn't that funny? 00:52:02.950 --> 00:52:05.180 You came in and asked me for an application. 00:52:05.180 --> 00:52:08.830 And then l took you and introduced you to my manager. 00:52:10.920 --> 00:52:13.860 Must've been a while ago, 'cause right now l have a booking agent. 00:52:13.860 --> 00:52:16.930 'Cause l've been... l have a booking agent now that l've got. 00:52:16.930 --> 00:52:18.930 - No. - Yeah. 00:52:18.930 --> 00:52:21.600 - lt was about two weeks ago. - lt was probably more. 00:52:21.600 --> 00:52:24.430 Probably longer, 'cause things have been going very well lately. 00:52:24.430 --> 00:52:26.440 l haven't been looking for a job in a while. 00:52:26.440 --> 00:52:29.270 lt could have been someone who looks like me, 'cause there's a lot of people who look kinda... 00:52:29.270 --> 00:52:33.010 - See, l have a face that's similar... - You better pay the man. 00:52:33.010 --> 00:52:37.210 Here's the, uh... Here's... Just take this. 00:52:37.210 --> 00:52:40.380 l've been doing very well. Thank you. Uh, thank you... 00:52:40.380 --> 00:52:42.780 - Nikki. - Nikki. Thank you, Nikki. 00:52:42.790 --> 00:52:45.070 Mm-hmm. 00:52:47.560 --> 00:52:50.560 - We got digits, baby. - Yeah, what a surprise. 00:52:50.560 --> 00:52:53.130 What's wrong with you? l saw you talkin' to a beautiful brunette baby. 00:52:53.130 --> 00:52:55.630 She didn't like me, okay? l made a fool of myself. 00:52:55.630 --> 00:52:59.130 - Baby, don't talk that way. - You're so money, and you don't even know it. 00:52:59.140 --> 00:53:02.740 - That's what l keep tryin' to tell him. - Could you not mess with me? 00:53:02.740 --> 00:53:05.670 - Baby, we're not messing with you. - We're not. 00:53:05.680 --> 00:53:09.080 You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and fangs, man. 00:53:09.080 --> 00:53:11.750 - Big fuckin' teeth, man. - Yeah, big fuckin' teeth on ya. 00:53:11.750 --> 00:53:15.080 She's just like this little bunny who's just kinda cowering in the corner. 00:53:15.080 --> 00:53:18.090 - [Sue] Shivering. - Yeah, man, just kinda... 00:53:18.090 --> 00:53:21.090 You got these claws and you're staring at these claws, and you're thinkin' to yourself, 00:53:21.090 --> 00:53:23.860 with these claws, you're thinkin', "How am l supposed to kill this bunny?" 00:53:23.860 --> 00:53:25.860 You're pokin' at it, man. 00:53:25.860 --> 00:53:28.600 You're not hurtin' it. You're just kinda gently battin' the bunny around. 00:53:28.600 --> 00:53:31.570 You know what l mean? And the bunny's scared of you. 00:53:31.570 --> 00:53:33.570 - And it's shivering. - You got the fucking claws! 00:53:33.570 --> 00:53:37.100 These claws and these fangs! You're looking at your claws and your fangs. 00:53:37.110 --> 00:53:39.770 You're thinking to yourself, "l don't know what to do, man. 00:53:39.780 --> 00:53:43.610 "l don't know how to kill the bunny." With this, you don't know how to kill the bunny! 00:53:43.610 --> 00:53:46.280 You're like a big bear, man. 00:53:46.280 --> 00:53:49.120 - So you're not just fuckin' with me? - No, l'm not fucking with you! 00:53:49.120 --> 00:53:51.120 - Honestly! - Mike, l'm telling you, you're money. 00:53:51.120 --> 00:53:53.120 You're so fucking money. 00:53:53.120 --> 00:53:55.460 l want you to go over to that girl and l want you to get those digits. 00:53:55.460 --> 00:53:57.460 - You're money. - Come here a second. Listen to me. 00:53:57.460 --> 00:54:00.130 Look it, when you go up to talk to her, man, 00:54:00.130 --> 00:54:04.930 l don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen. 00:54:05.300 --> 00:54:08.470 l want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know? 00:54:08.470 --> 00:54:10.910 The guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. 00:54:10.910 --> 00:54:13.410 You're not sure where he's coming from, okay? You're a bad man. 00:54:13.410 --> 00:54:15.740 You're a bad man. You're a bad man. 00:54:15.740 --> 00:54:18.330 Bad man. 00:54:22.250 --> 00:54:25.120 ["Jaws Theme"] 00:54:27.660 --> 00:54:31.860 [Grows Louder] 00:54:56.550 --> 00:54:59.420 All right, all right. 00:55:00.620 --> 00:55:03.260 See, baby, it's not that hard. 00:55:03.260 --> 00:55:05.630 - 818? - 310. 00:55:05.630 --> 00:55:07.800 [Together] Nice. 00:55:07.800 --> 00:55:10.360 - So how long do l wait to call? - A day. 00:55:10.370 --> 00:55:12.830 - Tomorrow. - Mm-mmm. 00:55:12.830 --> 00:55:14.840 - Tomorrow, then a day. - Yeah. 00:55:14.840 --> 00:55:17.910 - So two days. - Yeah, l guess you could call it that... two days. 00:55:17.910 --> 00:55:20.410 Definitely. Two days is like industry standard. 00:55:20.410 --> 00:55:25.150 l used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. 00:55:25.150 --> 00:55:27.210 So l think three days is kinda money. What do you think? 00:55:27.220 --> 00:55:30.080 - Two's enough not to look anxious. - Two's enough not to look anxious. 00:55:30.090 --> 00:55:32.350 But l think three days is kinda money. 00:55:32.350 --> 00:55:34.360 Maybe l'll wait three weeks. How's that? 00:55:34.360 --> 00:55:36.760 And tell her l was cleaning out my wallet and l just happened to run into her number. 00:55:36.760 --> 00:55:38.760 - Then ask her where you met her. - Yeah. 00:55:38.760 --> 00:55:41.600 l don't remember. What does she look like? Then l'll ask if we fucked. 00:55:41.600 --> 00:55:43.930 Would that... T, would that be the money? 00:55:43.930 --> 00:55:46.100 You know what? Ha, ha, ha, Mike. Laugh all you want. 00:55:46.100 --> 00:55:50.900 But if you call too soon, you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party. 00:55:51.510 --> 00:55:55.910 - How long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies? - [Together] Six days. 00:55:55.910 --> 00:56:00.620 Different, l don't know, schools of philosophy, they all can fight each other. 00:56:00.620 --> 00:56:02.620 [All Chattering] 00:56:02.620 --> 00:56:06.120 - l think l like this town. - No, no, gotta go to New Orleans. 00:56:06.120 --> 00:56:08.400 Hey, how're you doin'? 00:56:09.320 --> 00:56:11.760 [Quietly] Watch where you're going, asshole. 00:56:11.760 --> 00:56:14.040 What'd you say, bitch? 00:56:16.230 --> 00:56:19.100 l said watch where you're going, bitch. 00:56:19.100 --> 00:56:22.940 - Oh, so you want something. - [Man] Hey, fucker. Hey. 00:56:22.940 --> 00:56:25.270 - Fuck him up. - Smack that fuckin' bitch. 00:56:25.270 --> 00:56:28.040 - Yeah, motherfucker. - You got a fucking problem with me, bitch? 00:56:28.040 --> 00:56:31.010 Come on! Yeah, l got a fuckin' problem, motherfucker! 00:56:31.010 --> 00:56:33.850 - Yeah, come on! - You're the fuckin' bitch, baby! 00:56:33.850 --> 00:56:37.280 - Come on, bitch. You little fuckin' pussy! - Come on, punk, do it. 00:56:37.290 --> 00:56:39.350 - Slap that bitch. - Roll up, bitch. 00:56:39.350 --> 00:56:43.390 - Hey, you're a fuckin' bitch! You're a fuckin' bitch! - You wanna go? 00:56:43.390 --> 00:56:46.290 l'll show you who the fucking bitch is! 00:56:46.290 --> 00:56:48.560 Huh? 00:56:48.560 --> 00:56:51.770 - [Muttering] - You're the fucking bitch! 00:56:51.770 --> 00:56:54.710 - [Tires Screech] - Motherfucker! 00:57:00.810 --> 00:57:04.310 - What the fuck? - You asshole! Didn't you see Boyz N the Hood? 00:57:04.310 --> 00:57:07.450 - Now one of us is gonna get shot. - He ain't gonna do anything. 00:57:07.450 --> 00:57:09.880 - You fuckin' asshole. - What a fuckin' dick. 00:57:09.890 --> 00:57:12.890 What the fuck did you want me to do, back down? He called me a bitch. 00:57:12.890 --> 00:57:16.560 - We kept our rep, bro. - Fuck rep, man. l got a callback tomorrow. 00:57:16.560 --> 00:57:19.310 Yeah, l gotta get up early tomorrow. 00:57:21.060 --> 00:57:25.830 What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? ln case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg? 00:57:25.830 --> 00:57:27.970 Hey, man, you're not from here. You don't know how it is. 00:57:27.970 --> 00:57:30.100 - l grew up in L.A. - Anaheim. 00:57:30.110 --> 00:57:33.770 Whatever, man. lt's different out here. lt's not like New York, Mikey. 00:57:33.780 --> 00:57:37.480 Fuckin' A right, it's not like New York. Out here you can avoid trouble. 00:57:37.480 --> 00:57:41.250 lt's not like you live in Compton, Sue, with bullets whizzing by your head. 00:57:41.250 --> 00:57:44.520 You live in a good neighborhood, man. ln New York trouble finds you. 00:57:44.520 --> 00:57:48.320 - People get carjacked. - Oh, man, who would ever carjack your fuckin' K car? 00:57:48.320 --> 00:57:50.660 He's right, Sue. You don't need to carry a gat. 00:57:50.660 --> 00:57:53.160 Just 'cause l had the balls to stand up to these guys... 00:57:53.160 --> 00:57:55.660 Like fuckin' House of Pain was gonna do anything? 00:57:55.660 --> 00:57:59.400 - You like in this fucking fantasy world. - Wha... 00:57:59.400 --> 00:58:02.500 What about you, Mikey? At least l fuckin' have balls, man. 00:58:02.500 --> 00:58:06.540 You're always whining about some bitch that left you a year ago! 00:58:06.540 --> 00:58:09.140 lt was six months ago, and she didn't leave me. 00:58:09.140 --> 00:58:12.310 Whatever, man! You're like a fuckin' little whiny bitch, man. 00:58:12.310 --> 00:58:15.320 Oh, whoopee, you got a number tonight? You're gonna fuck it up. 00:58:15.320 --> 00:58:19.790 - Hey, Sue. - No. Have you gotten laid once since you moved out here? 00:58:19.790 --> 00:58:22.960 - Have you fucked once? - Why don't you shut the fuck up for a little bit? 00:58:22.960 --> 00:58:25.460 l know for a fact that you haven't. You know how l know? 00:58:25.460 --> 00:58:28.630 - 'Cause you never shut up about it! - Shut the fuck up, Sue! 00:58:28.630 --> 00:58:31.500 - Ah, he's fuckin' right. - Shut up! Hey, Mike, come here. 00:58:31.500 --> 00:58:34.740 Mike, come back here! Mike, come back here! 00:58:34.740 --> 00:58:37.640 - He was fuckin' pissing me off! - Just shut the fuck up. 00:58:37.640 --> 00:58:41.310 Just shut the fuck up. l don't even want to fuckin' talk to you right now. 00:58:41.310 --> 00:58:44.610 - l do... - Shut the fuck up! 00:58:59.660 --> 00:59:02.330 - [Click] - You have no messages. 00:59:02.330 --> 00:59:04.610 [Beep] 00:59:47.510 --> 00:59:50.380 [Dialing] 00:59:53.920 --> 00:59:56.520 [Rings] 00:59:56.520 --> 01:00:00.220 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. [Machine Beeps] 01:00:00.220 --> 01:00:02.620 Hi. Uh, Nikki, this is Mike. 01:00:02.620 --> 01:00:06.390 l met you at the, um, at the Dresden, uh, tonight. 01:00:06.390 --> 01:00:10.330 Uh, l just called t-to say that l had a great time... 01:00:10.330 --> 01:00:13.800 and you should call me tomorrow, or in, uh, t-two days, uh, whatever. 01:00:13.800 --> 01:00:15.870 Anyway, uh, my number... 01:00:15.870 --> 01:00:20.670 is 213-555-4679... 01:00:20.880 --> 01:00:23.160 [Machine Beeps] 01:00:29.750 --> 01:00:32.750 [Dial Tone, Redialing] 01:00:32.750 --> 01:00:35.390 [Rings] 01:00:35.390 --> 01:00:38.390 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. [Machine Beeps] 01:00:38.390 --> 01:00:40.390 Hi, uh, Nikki, this is Mike again. 01:00:40.400 --> 01:00:43.400 l just called 'cause it sounded like your machine might've cut me off... 01:00:43.400 --> 01:00:46.400 when, uh, when l... before l finished leaving my number. 01:00:46.400 --> 01:00:49.740 Anyway, uh... And also, uh, sorry to call so late, 01:00:49.740 --> 01:00:53.740 but you were still at the Dresden when l left, so l knew l'd get your machine. 01:00:53.740 --> 01:00:56.280 Anyhow, uh, uh, my number's 2-1... 01:00:56.280 --> 01:00:58.280 [Machine Beeps] 01:00:58.280 --> 01:01:01.550 [Dial Tone, Redialing] 01:01:01.550 --> 01:01:04.220 [Rings] 01:01:04.220 --> 01:01:07.020 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. [Machine Beeps] 01:01:07.020 --> 01:01:11.030 213-555-4679. That's it. Just wanna leave my number. 01:01:11.030 --> 01:01:15.110 l didn't want you to think l was weird or desperate or... 01:01:15.630 --> 01:01:17.630 We should just, uh, hang out... 01:01:17.630 --> 01:01:19.630 and, uh, see where it goes. 01:01:19.630 --> 01:01:22.640 'Cause it's nice and, uh, you know, no expectations. 01:01:22.640 --> 01:01:26.100 So, okay? Thanks a lot. Bye-bye. 01:01:35.750 --> 01:01:37.950 [Dial Tone, Redialing] 01:01:37.950 --> 01:01:40.290 [Rings] 01:01:40.290 --> 01:01:42.790 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. [Machine Beeps] 01:01:42.790 --> 01:01:45.290 l just got out of a six-year relationship, okay? 01:01:45.290 --> 01:01:49.300 That should help explain why l'm acting so weird. l just wanted you to know that. 01:01:49.300 --> 01:01:52.760 lt's not you, it's me. l'm sorry. 01:01:54.600 --> 01:01:56.400 This is Mike. 01:01:56.400 --> 01:01:58.690 [Beeps] 01:02:00.540 --> 01:02:03.340 [Dial Tone, Redialing] 01:02:03.350 --> 01:02:05.350 [Rings] 01:02:05.350 --> 01:02:07.850 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. [Machine Beeps] 01:02:07.850 --> 01:02:10.850 Hi, Nikki, this is Mike. Could you just, uh, call me when you get in? 01:02:10.850 --> 01:02:13.850 l'm gonna be up for a while and l'd rather speak to you in person... 01:02:13.860 --> 01:02:16.190 - instead of trying to fit it all into... - [Machine Beeps] 01:02:16.190 --> 01:02:18.740 Fuck! 01:02:21.430 --> 01:02:23.600 [Dial Tone, Redialing] 01:02:23.600 --> 01:02:25.970 [Rings] 01:02:25.970 --> 01:02:29.700 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. [Machine Beeps] 01:02:30.610 --> 01:02:33.080 Uh, Nikki? M-Mike. 01:02:34.210 --> 01:02:36.340 lt's, uh, uh... lt's just, uh... 01:02:36.340 --> 01:02:38.350 This just isn't working out. 01:02:38.350 --> 01:02:41.780 l-l think you're great, but, uh, l-l... 01:02:41.780 --> 01:02:44.990 Maybe we should just take some time off from each other. 01:02:44.990 --> 01:02:48.990 lt's not you, it's me. lt's what l'm going through. 01:02:48.990 --> 01:02:51.490 All right? Uh, i-i-it's, it... [Sighs] 01:02:51.490 --> 01:02:54.500 - lt's only been six months... - [Receiver Picks Up] 01:02:54.500 --> 01:02:57.230 - Mike? - Nikki! Great! 01:02:57.230 --> 01:03:01.140 D-Did you just walk in, or were you listening all along? 01:03:01.140 --> 01:03:03.870 - Don't ever call me again. - [Receiver Hangs Up] 01:03:03.870 --> 01:03:07.340 Wow. l-l guess you're home. 01:03:21.690 --> 01:03:24.360 [Phone Rings] 01:03:25.490 --> 01:03:28.260 [Ringing Continues] 01:03:28.260 --> 01:03:30.970 [Mike On Machine] Hey, this is Mike. Leave a message after the beep. 01:03:30.970 --> 01:03:32.970 [Machine Beeps] 01:03:32.970 --> 01:03:37.770 Hey, Mikey, it's Trent. You home? You there? 01:03:37.770 --> 01:03:40.270 All right, man, l guess you're not home. 01:03:40.280 --> 01:03:43.380 Why don't you come out tonight, Mikey? l haven't seen you for two days. 01:03:43.380 --> 01:03:45.980 We're gonna play hockey at Sue's house until 10:30, 01:03:45.980 --> 01:03:48.980 and then we're either going to the Lava Lounge for Sinatra Night... 01:03:48.980 --> 01:03:51.990 or we'll be at the Derby for Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. 01:03:51.990 --> 01:03:54.990 We might also check out Swing Night at the El Rey. 01:03:54.990 --> 01:03:57.990 And if we're not there we'll be at the Three of Clubs, all right? 01:03:57.990 --> 01:04:02.060 Otherwise we'll be at the Dresden Room, so come on out and meet up with us. 01:04:02.060 --> 01:04:05.040 - See you soon, gorgeous. - [Machine Beeps] 01:04:50.610 --> 01:04:53.590 [Phone Rings] 01:04:54.680 --> 01:04:57.790 - [Ringing Continues] - [Machine Picks Up] 01:04:57.790 --> 01:05:01.290 Hey, this is Mike. Leave a message after the beep. [Machine Beeps] 01:05:01.290 --> 01:05:03.290 Mikey, it's Rob. l'm downstairs. 01:05:03.290 --> 01:05:06.390 Come on, pick it up and buzz me in, buddy. 01:05:06.390 --> 01:05:08.400 Come on, open up. 01:05:08.400 --> 01:05:10.560 [Machine Beeps] 01:05:10.570 --> 01:05:12.850 [Beep] 01:05:31.250 --> 01:05:33.530 [Sighs] 01:05:35.520 --> 01:05:37.810 Thanks, man. 01:05:42.260 --> 01:05:44.550 You eat anything today? 01:05:51.070 --> 01:05:53.070 Yesterday? 01:05:53.070 --> 01:05:55.310 You haven't been drinking, have you? 01:05:55.310 --> 01:05:57.590 [Mike Mutters, lndistinct] 01:06:10.230 --> 01:06:14.900 - Sorry about what happened at the Dresden, man. - Oh, don't worry about it, man. 01:06:14.900 --> 01:06:17.900 lt's like, now l have my L.A. gun story. [Chuckles] 01:06:17.900 --> 01:06:22.700 You should hear the way l tell it to the guys back home... it's an Uzi. 01:06:27.740 --> 01:06:31.900 - You wanna talk about it? - What's the point? 01:06:37.890 --> 01:06:41.350 Hey, it's been two days. You should call that Nikki girl. 01:06:44.530 --> 01:06:46.530 Not your type. 01:06:49.730 --> 01:06:53.190 l'm thinking of moving back East. 01:06:54.740 --> 01:06:57.740 - Well, that's dumb. - What's so dumb about it? 01:06:57.740 --> 01:07:00.740 You're doing really well out here, Mike. 01:07:00.740 --> 01:07:02.740 How well am l doin'? 01:07:02.740 --> 01:07:06.250 l host an open mike; l play a fuckin' bus driver in a movie. 01:07:06.250 --> 01:07:08.250 Big fuckin' deal. 01:07:08.250 --> 01:07:10.750 l got an agent that specializes in magicians. 01:07:10.750 --> 01:07:12.750 How good am l doin'? 01:07:12.750 --> 01:07:15.520 Did you get turned down for Goofy? 01:07:15.520 --> 01:07:17.520 They turned you down? 01:07:17.530 --> 01:07:22.030 Yeah, they went with somebody who had some more theme park experience. 01:07:22.030 --> 01:07:24.260 l killed for that job. 01:07:24.270 --> 01:07:28.600 The point is, Mike, it all depends on how you look at it. All right? 01:07:28.600 --> 01:07:32.910 You're telling me that your life sucks. That means mine is god-awful. 01:07:32.910 --> 01:07:36.510 Part of the reason l moved out here is l saw how well you were doing, 01:07:36.510 --> 01:07:39.510 and l figured if you could make it, l could too. 01:07:39.510 --> 01:07:43.520 - l didn't make it. - You got an agent. You got in the unions. 01:07:43.520 --> 01:07:46.820 You know, that's your problem, is that you... 01:07:47.490 --> 01:07:50.490 You don't look at the things that you have. 01:07:50.490 --> 01:07:53.490 You only look at the stuff you don't have. 01:07:53.500 --> 01:07:56.430 Those guys are right about you. You're money. 01:07:57.130 --> 01:08:00.390 Then why won't she call? 01:08:02.240 --> 01:08:04.630 She won't call because you left. 01:08:05.840 --> 01:08:09.210 She's got her own life to deal with, man, and that's in New York. 01:08:09.210 --> 01:08:12.210 She's a sweet girl and l love her to pieces, 01:08:12.210 --> 01:08:15.220 but fuck her, man... you gotta get on with your life. 01:08:15.220 --> 01:08:20.020 You gotta let go of the past, and Mikey, when you do the future is beautiful. 01:08:20.560 --> 01:08:22.820 All right? Look out the window. 01:08:22.820 --> 01:08:26.890 lt's sunny every day here. lt's like manifest destiny. 01:08:26.900 --> 01:08:31.700 Don't tell me we didn't make it. We made it. We are here. 01:08:31.900 --> 01:08:34.900 Everything that is past is prologue to this. 01:08:34.900 --> 01:08:37.940 All of the shit that didn't kill us is only... 01:08:37.940 --> 01:08:40.530 Ah, you know. All that shit. 01:08:41.410 --> 01:08:43.880 You're gonna get over it. 01:08:46.920 --> 01:08:50.730 How did you get over it? How long did it take? 01:08:51.190 --> 01:08:54.750 l don't know. Sometimes it still hurts. 01:08:54.760 --> 01:08:57.090 You know how it is, man. lt's like... 01:08:57.090 --> 01:09:00.090 You wake up every day, it hurts a little bit less, 01:09:00.090 --> 01:09:03.300 then you wake up one day and it doesn't hurt at all. 01:09:03.300 --> 01:09:05.270 And the funny thing is... 01:09:05.270 --> 01:09:08.730 This is kinda weird, but it's like... 01:09:09.270 --> 01:09:11.550 you almost miss that pain. 01:09:17.140 --> 01:09:19.610 You miss the pain? 01:09:20.710 --> 01:09:24.050 Yeah, for the same reason that you miss her. 01:09:24.050 --> 01:09:27.510 Because you... you lived with it for so long. 01:09:32.830 --> 01:09:35.260 Let's go get something to eat. 01:09:35.260 --> 01:09:37.500 All right. Sure. 01:09:37.500 --> 01:09:39.500 You look like shit. 01:09:39.500 --> 01:09:41.500 [Chuckles] 01:09:41.500 --> 01:09:44.130 - [Computer Game] - [Doorbell Rings] 01:09:45.170 --> 01:09:47.610 - [Men Arguing, Shouting] - Mikey! What's up, man? 01:09:47.610 --> 01:09:49.610 [Man] You wanna play again, motherfucker? 01:09:49.610 --> 01:09:52.110 l'm glad you came out tonight. lt's good to see you. 01:09:52.110 --> 01:09:54.510 - You're my problem, you bitch motherfucker! - Come on in. 01:09:54.520 --> 01:09:56.520 - Come on, bitch! - You want some? 01:09:56.520 --> 01:09:58.750 - [Sue] Hey, guys! Mikey's here! - What's up, Mikey? 01:09:58.750 --> 01:10:01.750 - What's up, baby? - [Shouting, Greetings Continue] 01:10:01.760 --> 01:10:05.160 - Oh, so you want some? You want some? - You ain't shit! 01:10:05.160 --> 01:10:08.630 Roll up, bitch! Roll up! Roll. That's right. 01:10:08.630 --> 01:10:11.160 - You run. You run, baby. - [Shouting Continues] 01:10:11.170 --> 01:10:13.800 Blast him! Come on, hit him! 01:10:13.800 --> 01:10:15.800 - All right. - Okay, bitch. 01:10:15.800 --> 01:10:17.840 - You ready, hip hop? - Uh-huh. 01:10:17.840 --> 01:10:20.510 - Come on, man! Let's move it up! - Hey, man. 01:10:20.510 --> 01:10:22.710 What are they doing here? 01:10:22.710 --> 01:10:24.710 Oh, no, no, it's totally cool, man. 01:10:24.710 --> 01:10:27.410 We saw 'em that night at Roscoe's. Trent cleared it up. 01:10:27.410 --> 01:10:30.450 l apologized, bought 'em some chicken and waffles. lt's totally fine. 01:10:30.450 --> 01:10:33.950 They fuckin' love T, man. That boy can talk. 01:10:33.950 --> 01:10:36.240 [Shouting Continues] 01:10:37.290 --> 01:10:39.060 More important, man, 01:10:39.060 --> 01:10:41.060 l'm sorry about what l said. 01:10:41.060 --> 01:10:44.600 l was out of line. l was drunk, my adrenalin was goin'. 01:10:44.600 --> 01:10:47.530 Yeah, you know, whatever. l needed a good kick in the ass. 01:10:47.530 --> 01:10:51.900 lt was a... l don't know. We're better friends for it. All right? 01:10:51.910 --> 01:10:54.570 All right, man. 01:10:54.580 --> 01:10:56.740 - Roll up, bitch! Roll! - Come on, let's see it! 01:10:56.740 --> 01:10:58.910 - Thanks, man. - Get off me! 01:10:58.910 --> 01:11:01.980 l been hatin' myself for the last few days. 01:11:01.980 --> 01:11:06.090 - [Man] That's all right. l keep it in the zone. - Look, l know what that's like. 01:11:06.090 --> 01:11:09.090 - Come on, Superman. - You watchin', New Kids On The Block? 01:11:09.090 --> 01:11:12.090 - Yo, Double Down, what time we leaving? - Five minutes, baby. 01:11:12.090 --> 01:11:15.600 Hey, Mikey, you should call that girl Nikki. lt's been two days. 01:11:15.600 --> 01:11:19.060 See if she wants to meet you there. 01:11:21.240 --> 01:11:24.970 [Swing Jazz] 01:11:34.780 --> 01:11:37.060 Hey, Curt. 01:11:39.290 --> 01:11:42.790 Aw, we got a line. We got a line. 01:11:42.790 --> 01:11:45.070 Hey, what's up, Lisa? 01:11:46.530 --> 01:11:49.530 - Let's just take the front. - We don't gotta wait in line. 01:11:49.530 --> 01:11:52.400 - Come on, Mike. - [Continues Faint, Fades] 01:11:56.700 --> 01:11:58.710 Hey, hey, Tony. Whadda ya say, man? 01:11:58.710 --> 01:12:00.710 - How you doin' tonight? - Hey, Gary. 01:12:00.710 --> 01:12:03.710 - What's goin' on? - Hey, Tony, man, how'd the audition go? 01:12:03.710 --> 01:12:06.710 - Not happening, man. - Yeah? You look like you been workin' out though. 01:12:06.710 --> 01:12:08.720 - All right. - How you doin', man? 01:12:08.720 --> 01:12:11.000 Watch the steps. They're greasy. 01:12:11.890 --> 01:12:14.760 [Resumes, Faint] 01:12:26.470 --> 01:12:30.040 And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight 01:12:30.040 --> 01:12:32.320 [Continues] 01:12:35.780 --> 01:12:38.280 Hey, whadda ya say, man? 01:12:38.280 --> 01:12:41.010 Hey, how's it goin'? What's up? 01:12:41.010 --> 01:12:43.150 - Hey. - ¿Que paso? 01:12:43.150 --> 01:12:45.080 [Woman Speaking Spanish] 01:12:45.090 --> 01:12:48.090 How you doin', Annie? Good to see you. l'll see you soon. 01:12:48.090 --> 01:12:50.090 - Hey, sweetie. - Hola. ¿Como esta? 01:12:50.090 --> 01:12:52.590 - Raoul, what's up, man? How's it goin'? - [Continues, Loud] 01:12:52.590 --> 01:12:54.590 Keep the waters comin'. 01:12:54.600 --> 01:12:57.460 My favorite watering hole 01:12:57.460 --> 01:13:00.070 l said, hey, Moe How you doin' 01:13:00.070 --> 01:13:01.970 Where have you been 01:13:01.970 --> 01:13:06.540 He said, l been found buyin' whiskey wine and gin 01:13:06.540 --> 01:13:08.810 Man, l know we gotta go 01:13:08.810 --> 01:13:11.080 lt's the same thing every night 01:13:11.080 --> 01:13:15.250 But l don't think another drink is gonna make me lose my mind 01:13:15.250 --> 01:13:18.350 So l'll think about my next drink 01:13:19.720 --> 01:13:22.460 And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight 01:13:22.460 --> 01:13:24.500 Come on, Daddy, let's get us a drink. 01:13:41.210 --> 01:13:43.760 Swing it, kid! 01:13:48.720 --> 01:13:50.980 Yo! Bartender! 01:13:50.980 --> 01:13:55.090 And Jack, oh, l know what you're thinkin' 01:13:55.090 --> 01:13:59.790 That now's as good as any to start drinkin' 01:13:59.790 --> 01:14:02.890 - Hey, Scotty. - Yeah? - What's it gonna be 01:14:03.960 --> 01:14:08.250 A gin and tonic sounds mighty, mighty good to me 01:14:08.770 --> 01:14:10.900 Well, man, l know we gotta go 01:14:10.900 --> 01:14:13.810 lt's the same thing every night 01:14:13.810 --> 01:14:17.410 But l don't think another drink is gonna make me lose my mind 01:14:17.410 --> 01:14:21.140 So l'll think about my next drink 01:14:22.420 --> 01:14:25.420 And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight 01:14:26.550 --> 01:14:30.920 And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight 01:14:30.920 --> 01:14:34.330 And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight 01:14:34.330 --> 01:14:36.100 - [Applause, Cheering] - Okay! 01:14:36.100 --> 01:14:38.380 - To ladies? - To ladies. 01:14:39.330 --> 01:14:41.620 Gin time. 01:14:42.340 --> 01:14:44.340 l don't know. l called you Monday. 01:14:44.340 --> 01:14:48.640 You called me? Well, who did you talk to? l was home Monday. 01:14:48.640 --> 01:14:52.080 lt surprises me that you've never mentioned her before, all the times we've hung out. 01:14:52.080 --> 01:14:54.580 - You never even mentioned me? - Very pretty girl. 01:14:54.580 --> 01:14:57.980 - l totally mentioned her... l totally mentioned you. - l'm sorry. Maybe l don't know. 01:14:57.990 --> 01:15:00.990 - Hi, Mike. How are you? - You know what's funny? 01:15:00.990 --> 01:15:04.720 - When we... When we played football that day, - Oh, Jesus Christ. 01:15:04.730 --> 01:15:07.990 l don't remember you ever leaving long enough to make a phone call to anybody. 01:15:08.000 --> 01:15:10.870 This is what happened. She's a nice girl. 01:16:14.230 --> 01:16:16.510 Excuse me. 01:16:29.080 --> 01:16:31.080 [Clears Throat] 01:16:31.080 --> 01:16:33.080 [Chuckles] 01:16:33.080 --> 01:16:35.360 - Hi. - Hi. 01:16:36.150 --> 01:16:38.950 - l'm, uh, l'm Mike. - Hi, Mike. 01:16:38.950 --> 01:16:41.520 - l'm Lorraine. - Like the quiche. 01:16:41.520 --> 01:16:45.410 Yeah, yeah, the quiche. That's a really original joke. 01:16:46.230 --> 01:16:48.230 l like quiche. How's that? 01:16:48.230 --> 01:16:51.730 Yeah? Well, l thought real men didn't like quiche. 01:16:51.730 --> 01:16:55.600 Yeah, well, uh, my reputation seems to have preceded me here. 01:16:55.600 --> 01:16:57.880 You're not a real man? 01:16:58.610 --> 01:17:00.890 Not lately, no. 01:17:01.610 --> 01:17:03.610 Not funny, okay? 01:17:03.610 --> 01:17:06.350 - You're fuckin' hurting feelings here. - Hey, it's on. lt's on. 01:17:06.350 --> 01:17:10.120 - [Sue] Oh. lt's on. - lt is so on. 01:17:12.520 --> 01:17:14.520 [Both Gasp] 01:17:14.520 --> 01:17:18.620 l figured, they make movies in L.A., not in Wisconsin, so l moved here. 01:17:18.630 --> 01:17:20.630 Just like that. 01:17:20.630 --> 01:17:24.790 - Well, yeah. lt wasn't that simple, but... - How was it hard? 01:17:26.230 --> 01:17:28.300 l left someone really special behind. 01:17:28.300 --> 01:17:30.300 Tell me about it. 01:17:30.300 --> 01:17:33.110 - You too? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 01:17:33.110 --> 01:17:35.110 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 01:17:35.110 --> 01:17:37.840 - Oh. l thought l was gonna die. - Oh, God. 01:17:37.840 --> 01:17:41.710 lt's been six months and l'm just starting to get over it now. 01:17:41.720 --> 01:17:44.150 Wow, that's two more than me. 01:17:44.150 --> 01:17:48.190 - Tell me it gets better. - Oh, it does, yeah. lt does. 01:17:48.190 --> 01:17:50.620 - [Laughs] - God bless him. 01:17:52.190 --> 01:17:54.360 God bless that kid. 01:17:54.360 --> 01:17:56.660 That's great, man. 01:17:56.660 --> 01:17:58.660 What advantages, you mean? 01:17:58.670 --> 01:18:02.130 Yeah. You said there are advantages to being single. 01:18:02.140 --> 01:18:04.840 l just wanna know what the advantages are. 01:18:04.840 --> 01:18:08.310 Well, exactly, it's like, you know, you, uh, have com... 01:18:08.310 --> 01:18:13.110 lf you meet a girl in a bar and talk to her, you don't have to worry if anybody's watching you. 01:18:13.410 --> 01:18:15.380 What else? 01:18:15.380 --> 01:18:17.880 What? You can do whatever you want, you know. 01:18:17.880 --> 01:18:21.050 You grow, go out, anything. 01:18:21.050 --> 01:18:24.360 Like, if l met a handsome young man at a bar, 01:18:24.360 --> 01:18:26.730 l could just ask him to dance? 01:18:26.730 --> 01:18:29.900 lf the guy wanted to, yeah. 01:18:29.900 --> 01:18:31.930 You don't think he would want to? 01:18:31.930 --> 01:18:36.730 Oh, yeah... No, l mean, he would want to with you. Sure. l mean, if he... 01:18:36.940 --> 01:18:41.100 Sure. M-M-Maybe it's just that he doesn't feel like dancing. 01:18:41.570 --> 01:18:43.860 Would you dance with me? 01:18:44.580 --> 01:18:46.860 Okay. 01:18:50.380 --> 01:18:53.390 Dude, check it out, dude. l swear to God, it's fuckin' on. 01:18:53.390 --> 01:18:55.890 - Dude, it's so fuckin' on, dude. - l know. lt's on. 01:18:55.890 --> 01:18:57.890 - Give it up for Mike. - Look, l... 01:18:57.890 --> 01:19:00.890 - Dude, it's fucking on, dude! - Okay, okay. lt's on, dude. 01:19:00.890 --> 01:19:03.700 - lt's on. To you. - Jesus Christ. l'm sorry. 01:19:03.700 --> 01:19:06.570 [Mid-Tempo Jazz] 01:19:36.230 --> 01:19:40.870 [Ends] 01:19:43.470 --> 01:19:47.280 - [Up-Tempo Swing] - Thanks. 01:19:51.610 --> 01:19:53.180 Go, daddy-o 01:19:56.250 --> 01:19:57.430 Go, daddy-o 01:20:00.750 --> 01:20:03.100 Go, daddy-o 01:20:41.590 --> 01:20:43.880 [Singer] Go! 01:21:14.130 --> 01:21:15.310 Go, daddy-o 01:21:18.630 --> 01:21:20.910 Go, daddy-o 01:21:23.340 --> 01:21:24.950 Go, daddy-o 01:22:13.050 --> 01:22:16.680 - [Ends] - [Applause] 01:22:21.260 --> 01:22:23.540 [Whispers] All right. 01:22:29.770 --> 01:22:32.050 This is it. 01:22:34.110 --> 01:22:36.110 Yeah. 01:22:36.110 --> 01:22:39.570 - l had a... l had a great time tonight. - Me too. 01:22:40.780 --> 01:22:42.950 We should do it again some time. 01:22:42.950 --> 01:22:44.880 l'll be around. 01:22:44.880 --> 01:22:46.890 That's not gonna be good enough. 01:22:46.890 --> 01:22:50.350 l wanna make plans to see you again. 01:22:52.060 --> 01:22:54.060 l got a pen in my car. 01:22:54.060 --> 01:22:57.060 - Uh, l mean, yeah. Do you have something to write on? - [Laughs] 01:22:57.060 --> 01:23:00.000 Yeah. Yeah. 01:23:05.200 --> 01:23:08.110 Ahh. Oh, you're a comedian. 01:23:08.110 --> 01:23:10.610 - Yeah, and an actor. Kind of. - Oh. 01:23:10.610 --> 01:23:12.610 Can l come see you some time? 01:23:12.610 --> 01:23:15.610 lf and when l get a real gig, l'll give you a call. 01:23:15.610 --> 01:23:18.620 - How's that? - lt's not going too well? [Laughs] 01:23:18.620 --> 01:23:21.950 No, when l, uh, l lived in New York they made it sound... 01:23:21.950 --> 01:23:26.750 like, uh, they were giving sitcoms out to stand-ups at the airport here. 01:23:26.790 --> 01:23:29.790 l been here six months, all l got to show for it is black lung. 01:23:29.800 --> 01:23:32.080 [Chuckles] 01:23:36.400 --> 01:23:39.900 Didn't you tell me that l should be patient with my career? 01:23:39.910 --> 01:23:43.910 Yeah, but entertainment law isn't something you just jump into. 01:23:43.910 --> 01:23:47.480 Well, neither is acting, not if you're serious about it. 01:23:48.610 --> 01:23:51.620 - Yeah. - Can l have one of these cards? 01:23:51.620 --> 01:23:54.390 - Why? You like the duck with the cigar? - Yeah. 01:23:54.390 --> 01:23:57.190 Yeah, it's the logo from You Bet Your Life. 01:23:57.190 --> 01:24:00.190 - [Laughs] Nice touch. - l can't believe you got that. 01:24:00.190 --> 01:24:03.190 You know, not one club owner got that. 01:24:03.200 --> 01:24:06.700 - They all asked me why l got Donald Duck on my card. - They're idiots. 01:24:06.700 --> 01:24:08.980 At least it's not Goofy. 01:24:10.940 --> 01:24:14.670 Well, l guess l should be getting home. lt's really getting late. 01:24:14.670 --> 01:24:17.940 Yeah, sure. lt's gettin' kinda late, so you probably... 01:24:17.940 --> 01:24:21.950 Do you want me to drive you to your car? 01:24:21.950 --> 01:24:24.150 - That's my hog right th... - [Giggles] Oh. 01:24:24.150 --> 01:24:26.650 No, l'm across the street. Yeah. 01:24:26.650 --> 01:24:29.650 - Yeah? Which one? - The red piece of shit over there. 01:24:29.660 --> 01:24:32.390 - Yeah? Well, it suits you. - Get the hell outta here. 01:24:32.390 --> 01:24:34.670 Okay. 01:24:42.770 --> 01:24:45.400 [Horn Honks] 01:24:48.340 --> 01:24:50.660 [Engine Starts] 01:25:04.220 --> 01:25:07.060 [Trent Shouting] Party, buddy! Yeah! Dig that! 01:25:07.060 --> 01:25:09.830 [Guys Laughing, Chattering] 01:25:09.830 --> 01:25:12.760 - [Sue] Will you shut up? - You were great tonight! 01:25:12.770 --> 01:25:16.100 [Laughing Loudly] There she is! 01:25:16.100 --> 01:25:20.900 The wonderful lady. Right? Personality plus, every time l come in here. 01:25:21.170 --> 01:25:24.440 Nothin' but smiles for me. Whatever. Here it is. 01:25:24.440 --> 01:25:27.150 Dinner at the Apollo. Me and you. 01:25:27.150 --> 01:25:29.480 - See that? He's being funny. - Whatever. 01:25:29.480 --> 01:25:32.680 l don't have to be liked by everyone. Some don't like me. l don't like certain people. 01:25:32.690 --> 01:25:36.190 - Darlin', l think everything looks absolutely wonderful. - Thank you. 01:25:36.190 --> 01:25:38.990 - Oww! What the hell are you kickin' me for? - Shh! 01:25:38.990 --> 01:25:43.760 Fine, l'll ask her. Ma'am! Where do the high school girls hang out around here? 01:25:43.760 --> 01:25:46.430 You were fuckin' off your ass tonight. 01:25:46.430 --> 01:25:48.530 - Shh. - Where'd you learn your stuff, man? 01:25:48.530 --> 01:25:51.640 - The twirly-whirly... - Shh, just be... Shh. Jackknife, shut up. 01:25:51.640 --> 01:25:54.140 l took a ballroom class with Michelle. 01:25:54.140 --> 01:25:57.640 She's the only one l danced with 'til tonight. That Lorraine is good. 01:25:57.640 --> 01:26:00.650 You are definitely good. Did you even see how she was vibing you tonight? 01:26:00.650 --> 01:26:04.420 - Sorry, man. - You coulda hit that if you didn't have to take us home. 01:26:04.420 --> 01:26:06.420 - Definitely. - lt's not like that. 01:26:06.420 --> 01:26:09.420 - Don't give me that shit. l think she likes you. - l know she does. 01:26:09.420 --> 01:26:11.920 - l really do! - Shh! Shut up, okay? l know she likes me. 01:26:11.920 --> 01:26:14.930 - l just didn't wanna do anything tonight. - You know what, Mike? 01:26:14.930 --> 01:26:16.930 - Wait three days before you call her. - You don't have to wait. 01:26:16.930 --> 01:26:18.930 - He should wait two days. - lf he's smart about it... 01:26:18.930 --> 01:26:21.930 Shh! You know what? l have it under control. Okay? 01:26:21.930 --> 01:26:23.940 - [Snickers] - He has it under control. 01:26:23.940 --> 01:26:26.440 Well, l guess we don't have to worry about him anymore. 01:26:26.440 --> 01:26:28.440 Our little baby's all "growns" up. 01:26:28.440 --> 01:26:30.840 - You know what? - [Whispers] Shh! Shut up. Come on. 01:26:30.840 --> 01:26:33.850 - Our little baby's all "growns" up. - Why do you have to... 01:26:33.850 --> 01:26:36.850 - [Giggling] - l'm not even hungry. l couldn't touch it. 01:26:36.850 --> 01:26:41.650 Why do you have to make a major production every time we go out and embarrass me? 01:26:41.850 --> 01:26:44.790 You know what... Oh, Jesus Christ. That's all l need. 01:26:44.790 --> 01:26:48.160 Our little boy's all "growns" up tonight! 01:26:48.160 --> 01:26:51.660 You know what, big boy? You're grown up! You're grown up! 01:26:51.660 --> 01:26:53.930 Yeah! Dig that! 01:26:53.930 --> 01:26:55.930 ls this a fuckin' production for ya? 01:26:55.930 --> 01:26:59.340 'Cause you're "growns" up and you're "growns" up and you're "growns" up. 01:26:59.340 --> 01:27:03.070 - [Sue] Jesus. - l'm the asshole in the place. Right? l'm the asshole? 01:27:03.080 --> 01:27:05.080 - Oh, God. - l'm outta here, honey. 01:27:05.080 --> 01:27:09.500 - l wouldn't eat here... l would never eat here anyway. - [Silverware Clatters] 01:27:24.100 --> 01:27:26.130 l like cake 01:27:26.130 --> 01:27:28.370 And no mistake 01:27:28.370 --> 01:27:32.100 But baby, if you insist 01:27:32.100 --> 01:27:34.640 l'll cut out cake 01:27:34.640 --> 01:27:36.440 Just for your sake 01:27:36.440 --> 01:27:41.240 Baby, come on and knock me a kiss 01:27:53.960 --> 01:27:56.240 Knock me a kiss 01:28:00.270 --> 01:28:02.610 [Alarm Beeping] 01:28:03.670 --> 01:28:05.670 [Continues Beeping] 01:28:45.480 --> 01:28:48.540 [Phone Rings] 01:28:49.480 --> 01:28:52.460 [Ringing Continues] 01:28:55.750 --> 01:28:58.220 - Hello? - [Woman On Phone] Hi, Michael. 01:28:59.220 --> 01:29:04.020 - Michelle? - Hi. How's it goin'? lt's been a while. 01:29:06.300 --> 01:29:09.520 - S-Six months. - How are you doin'? 01:29:10.270 --> 01:29:13.340 [Sighs] Uh, fine, l guess. 01:29:13.340 --> 01:29:15.730 - H-How are you? - Good. 01:29:18.140 --> 01:29:20.940 l, um, l think about things. 01:29:21.580 --> 01:29:24.680 - Yeah? - Yeah. 01:29:25.780 --> 01:29:27.790 What kind of things? 01:29:27.790 --> 01:29:31.120 You know, us. 01:29:31.120 --> 01:29:33.960 - l thought you met someone else. - lt doesn't matter. 01:29:33.960 --> 01:29:38.100 - l think about you every day. - Really? 01:29:38.100 --> 01:29:41.570 l miss you, Mike. 01:29:41.570 --> 01:29:43.800 Why didn't you call? 01:29:43.800 --> 01:29:47.240 l don't know. l mean, l couldn't. 01:29:47.240 --> 01:29:49.740 Do you know how hard it is to not call you? 01:29:49.740 --> 01:29:53.240 l mean, l pick up the phone every night, whenever that commercial comes on. 01:29:53.250 --> 01:29:57.150 - The Michelin commercial? - Yeah, you know, the one with the baby in the tire. 01:29:57.150 --> 01:30:00.420 - One time l started to cry right in front of Pierre. - Pierre? 01:30:00.420 --> 01:30:02.750 Th-That's his name, Pierre? What, is he French? 01:30:02.750 --> 01:30:06.920 No, he's not. Listen, it's a whole other headache and l don't want to talk about him. 01:30:06.930 --> 01:30:08.590 l, um, l called 'cause l heard you might be moving back to Queens. 01:30:08.590 --> 01:30:11.560 l, um, l called 'cause l heard you might be moving back to Queens. 01:30:11.560 --> 01:30:16.360 - [Phone Clicks] - Yeah. Hang on a second. Let me get rid of this. 01:30:16.700 --> 01:30:18.870 - Hello? - Hi, Mike? 01:30:18.870 --> 01:30:21.270 - Lorraine! - Are you on the other line? 01:30:21.270 --> 01:30:23.610 - Yeah. Oh, hang on a second... - l could call back. 01:30:23.610 --> 01:30:26.710 No, no. You hang on, okay? l want to talk to you. 01:30:26.710 --> 01:30:28.780 Just hold on. Hello? 01:30:28.780 --> 01:30:31.950 So l heard you might be moving back to New York. 01:30:31.950 --> 01:30:36.150 Yeah, l don't think that's going to be happening just yet. Um, can l call you right back? 01:30:36.150 --> 01:30:40.630 Um, well, l'm going out of town for a week and the cab's on its way. 01:30:40.630 --> 01:30:42.930 Can't you just talk to me for five minutes? 01:30:42.930 --> 01:30:45.400 Look, there's somebody holding on the other line. l have to take this call. 01:30:45.400 --> 01:30:48.730 l really want to catch up with you, but, um, l have to take the call. 01:30:48.730 --> 01:30:51.570 So just... Uh, l'm gonna call you back when you get back into town. 01:30:51.570 --> 01:30:53.570 - Okay? - Okay. 01:30:53.570 --> 01:30:55.570 - ls that okay? - Yeah. 01:30:55.570 --> 01:30:57.740 - Really? You sure? - lt's all right. All right. 01:30:57.740 --> 01:30:59.940 - All right, bye-bye. - Good-bye. l love y... 01:30:59.950 --> 01:31:03.250 - Hello? - Hi. Oh, you didn't have to get off of the other line. 01:31:03.250 --> 01:31:06.480 - l would've called you back. - No, that's okay. l wanted to talk to you. 01:31:06.490 --> 01:31:08.990 You know, l really could... could've called you back, but... 01:31:08.990 --> 01:31:12.420 Anyway, l probably should have waited two days. That's what my friends said. 01:31:12.420 --> 01:31:15.260 But... God, l sound like such a schoolgirl. lt's just, they have this thing, okay? 01:31:15.260 --> 01:31:17.260 lt's at The Room. lt's Sinatra's birthday. 01:31:17.260 --> 01:31:20.830 And it's one of these Hollywood clubs and there's no sign. 01:31:20.830 --> 01:31:23.770 Uh, l don't understand why... why they don't have any signs. 01:31:23.770 --> 01:31:26.270 lt's just l'm really bad at this. 01:31:26.270 --> 01:31:31.070 l just want to know if you might want to go with me. 01:31:32.940 --> 01:31:36.280 - [Trent] So, uh, you hung up on which one? - [Mike] Michelle. 01:31:36.280 --> 01:31:38.850 - You hung up with your girlfriend. - Ex. 01:31:38.850 --> 01:31:41.220 - Oh, now she's your ex. - She was always my ex. 01:31:41.220 --> 01:31:43.500 Yeah, right. 01:31:44.990 --> 01:31:49.660 - You hung up with her? - l wanted to take the other call. 01:31:49.660 --> 01:31:52.670 - What'd she say when you called her back? - l didn't. 01:31:54.900 --> 01:31:58.640 - You didn't call her back? - No. 01:31:58.640 --> 01:32:03.440 - Why not, Mike? - lt didn't occur to me. 01:32:04.640 --> 01:32:06.640 Didn't occur to you. 01:32:06.650 --> 01:32:09.350 lt didn't. 01:32:09.350 --> 01:32:14.150 You been, uh, tearing yourself up about this girl for six months. 01:32:15.190 --> 01:32:17.470 Didn't occur to you? 01:32:18.890 --> 01:32:21.720 No. 01:32:23.600 --> 01:32:26.940 Well, Michael, l'll bite. 01:32:29.030 --> 01:32:33.830 You know, man, l didn't understand it either. lt's all so hard. 01:32:33.870 --> 01:32:37.270 Then it hit me on the way over here, you know, like a ton of bricks. 01:32:37.280 --> 01:32:39.280 lt's just so simple. 01:32:39.280 --> 01:32:42.340 - When you... - Dude, dude, wait a second. 01:32:46.050 --> 01:32:49.580 l'm getting vibe like in a really weird way here. 01:32:50.890 --> 01:32:54.090 This girl's looking at me like she knows me a little bit. 01:32:54.090 --> 01:32:56.190 - You don't recognize her? - Mike, l don't know. 01:32:56.190 --> 01:32:59.300 l could've been out with Sue one night drinking and told her l was a race car driver. 01:32:59.300 --> 01:33:03.000 No, l think l would remember this girl. 01:33:03.000 --> 01:33:07.470 l don't think l've ever met her before. l would definitely remember this one. 01:33:07.470 --> 01:33:11.380 She got a lot of confidence, man. She's doing like... 01:33:11.380 --> 01:33:14.910 - Wow. [Laughs] - What's going... 01:33:14.910 --> 01:33:17.280 Mike, stop, stop. Stop, all right? Just stop. 01:33:17.280 --> 01:33:19.750 She's playing a little game, like a fun thing with me. 01:33:19.750 --> 01:33:23.590 Come on, you little party girl. That's it. Come on. Fun little games? 01:33:23.590 --> 01:33:27.320 You want to play fun little games? Come on, you nasty little, cute little baby. 01:33:27.330 --> 01:33:31.260 - What are you doing? - Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Stop. Don't. Don't, don't. 01:33:31.260 --> 01:33:34.100 She's smiling at me. She's playing fun little baby games. 01:33:34.100 --> 01:33:37.270 She don't know me. She doesn't know my address. You know my address? 01:33:37.270 --> 01:33:40.270 You little... Oh, you... Hold on. 01:33:40.270 --> 01:33:43.270 She's coming over, dude. Play it cool. She's coming over. 01:33:43.280 --> 01:33:46.980 She's like the wild loony. But l threw, like, the great vibe at her, the funny vibe. 01:33:46.980 --> 01:33:49.180 - You'll see. - [Babbling] 01:33:49.180 --> 01:33:52.280 - Shit. - Mommy's big boy. 01:33:52.280 --> 01:33:55.220 We're going bye-bye now. Yes, we're going bye-bye. 01:33:55.220 --> 01:33:59.540 We're gonna go home, gonna play with Daddy. 01:34:07.070 --> 01:34:10.900 So, um, so you called her up, right? 01:34:10.900 --> 01:34:13.900 Or you didn't call her. Why didn't you call her? You said you didn't call her. 01:34:13.910 --> 01:34:16.420 Why didn't you call her? Mike? 01:34:16.420 --> 01:34:18.060 Mike? 01:34:18.060 --> 01:34:21.160 l never cared much for moonlit skies 01:34:21.160 --> 01:34:24.600 Never winked back at fireflies 01:34:24.600 --> 01:34:27.870 But now that the stars are in your eyes 01:34:27.870 --> 01:34:31.240 l'm beginnin' to see the light 01:34:31.240 --> 01:34:35.480 And l never went in for afterglow 01:34:35.480 --> 01:34:38.910 Or candlelight on the mistletoe 01:34:38.910 --> 01:34:42.050 But now when you turn the lamp down low 01:34:42.050 --> 01:34:45.890 l'm beginnin' to see the light 01:34:45.890 --> 01:34:49.960 l used to ramble through the park 01:34:49.960 --> 01:34:53.460 Shadowboxin' in the dark 01:34:53.460 --> 01:34:56.400 Then you came and caused the spark 01:34:56.400 --> 01:35:00.500 That's a four-alarm fire now 01:35:00.500 --> 01:35:03.470 l never made love by lantern shine 01:35:03.470 --> 01:35:07.240 l never saw rainbows in my wine 01:35:07.240 --> 01:35:10.640 But now that your lips are burnin' mine 01:35:10.640 --> 01:35:14.210 l'm beginnin' to see the light 01:35:14.220 --> 01:35:17.920 l never cared much for moonlit skies 01:35:17.920 --> 01:35:21.120 l never winked back at fireflies 01:35:21.120 --> 01:35:24.660 But now that the stars are in your eyes 01:35:24.660 --> 01:35:28.090 l'm beginnin' to see the light 01:35:28.100 --> 01:35:31.760 And l never went in for afterglow 01:35:31.770 --> 01:35:35.570 Or candlelight on the mistletoe 01:35:35.570 --> 01:35:38.710 But now when you turn the lamp down low 01:35:38.710 --> 01:35:42.180 l'm beginnin' to see the light 01:35:42.180 --> 01:35:46.510 You know, l used to ramble through the park 01:35:46.510 --> 01:35:50.150 Shadowboxin' in the dark 01:35:50.150 --> 01:35:53.250 Then you came and lit that spark 01:35:53.250 --> 01:35:56.360 That's a four-alarm fire now 01:35:56.360 --> 01:36:00.430 And l never made love by lantern shine 01:36:00.430 --> 01:36:04.130 Never saw rainbows in my wine 01:36:04.130 --> 01:36:07.230 But now that your lips are burnin' mine 01:36:07.230 --> 01:36:09.940 l'm beginnin' 01:36:09.940 --> 01:36:13.830 Mm, to see the light 01:36:13.854 --> 01:36:33.854 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.