WEBVTT 00:00:00.050 --> 00:00:30.050 ..:: Presented by ZarFilm website ::.. ‏.:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:02:21.166 --> 00:02:23.084 Oh! 00:02:37.641 --> 00:02:40.810 Aah! 00:04:05.645 --> 00:04:08.565 Wildfire, you either walk into that other corral, 00:04:08.648 --> 00:04:12.068 or I'm gonna shoot ya and drag your carcass in there. 00:04:12.152 --> 00:04:15.697 Come on, Wildfire. Come on, boy. 00:04:15.780 --> 00:04:18.909 Let's go meet Susie now. You'll like her. 00:04:18.992 --> 00:04:20.911 You two gotta get together. 00:04:23.705 --> 00:04:26.458 Gotcha! Whoa, whoa! 00:04:26.541 --> 00:04:30.253 Whoa, boy, whoa! Whoa! 00:04:30.337 --> 00:04:32.255 Damn it. 00:04:40.096 --> 00:04:42.557 You and Susie are gonna make some little birds, 00:04:42.557 --> 00:04:44.935 or I'm gonna take some barbecue sauce to ya! 00:05:11.586 --> 00:05:13.922 Earl Basset, right? 00:05:14.005 --> 00:05:17.092 I told you that's the other one. 00:05:30.021 --> 00:05:32.941 Señor Basset. 00:05:35.318 --> 00:05:39.489 This is beautiful county, but very isolated. 00:05:39.573 --> 00:05:42.993 I had great difficulty finding you, but I'm glad I did. 00:05:43.076 --> 00:05:47.122 You see, we have had to close down one of Mexico's biggest oil fields. 00:05:47.205 --> 00:05:50.041 Several workers have been killed. 00:05:50.125 --> 00:05:53.336 Ah, we have now determined that... 00:05:53.420 --> 00:05:55.672 the men were killed by... 00:05:55.755 --> 00:05:59.634 certain large underground animals. 00:06:03.263 --> 00:06:05.181 Graboids. 00:06:05.265 --> 00:06:09.477 Ah! I told you that's what they named 'em. Excuse me. 00:06:11.021 --> 00:06:13.773 You mean... there's more of them? 00:06:13.857 --> 00:06:17.736 Yes. The company is facing very expensive delays. 00:06:17.819 --> 00:06:21.740 But more importantly, there are many isolated people who live in the region. 00:06:21.823 --> 00:06:23.742 Many lives are in danger. 00:06:23.825 --> 00:06:28.163 We need someone, an expert, to eliminate these creatures. 00:06:30.749 --> 00:06:35.378 - You want somebody to go graboid hunting? - Sí. 00:06:39.382 --> 00:06:42.636 Ah, señor, please, please! 00:06:42.719 --> 00:06:45.388 We've already spoken to your partner, Señor McKee. 00:06:45.472 --> 00:06:47.390 H-He is unwilling to help us. 00:06:47.474 --> 00:06:50.769 Sure, Val married a good woman. Why would he want to die? 00:06:50.852 --> 00:06:54.773 Of course, we are willing to pay. They're willing to pay! 00:07:03.531 --> 00:07:05.450 'Kay. 00:07:05.533 --> 00:07:08.662 $50,000. 00:07:08.745 --> 00:07:11.498 Go... away. 00:07:11.581 --> 00:07:16.336 No, no, no. He wants to pay you $50,000 for each graboid. 00:07:16.419 --> 00:07:18.380 Look. 00:07:19.589 --> 00:07:22.467 No way. Not for any amount of money. 00:07:22.550 --> 00:07:25.345 But for you, getting those worms would be a piece of cake. 00:07:25.428 --> 00:07:28.223 Who are you? And why are you so dumb? 00:07:28.306 --> 00:07:30.433 Oh, Grady. Grady. 00:07:30.517 --> 00:07:33.186 Grady Hoover. It's an honour to meet you, Mr. Basset, sir. 00:07:33.186 --> 00:07:34.646 I'm probably your biggest fan. 00:07:34.688 --> 00:07:38.692 That Reebok commercial with you guys runnin' through the desert-- so very cool. 00:07:38.775 --> 00:07:41.736 - You like that, huh? - Oh, yeah. 00:07:44.114 --> 00:07:47.576 Listen, could I come in? I mean,just for a second. 00:07:50.870 --> 00:07:52.789 Great. 00:07:55.208 --> 00:07:57.127 Thanks. 00:07:57.210 --> 00:08:00.755 Earl Basset. ohh! 00:08:00.839 --> 00:08:04.175 Yep. I've read every one of these. 00:08:04.259 --> 00:08:08.179 I got two copies of this one. I keep one wrapped in plastic. 00:08:08.263 --> 00:08:12.183 Oh, my God, you got your own one of these! 00:08:12.267 --> 00:08:16.771 Oh, I bet you made a fortune off this. Quarter, quarter, quarter, quarter. 00:08:16.855 --> 00:08:19.774 Well, somebody did. It sure wasn't me. 00:08:21.234 --> 00:08:25.488 Well, you musta got a percentage. 00:08:25.572 --> 00:08:27.490 I shoulda got a lawyer. 00:08:27.574 --> 00:08:31.536 Wow. That sucks. 00:08:34.623 --> 00:08:37.042 Did he really say $50,000? 00:08:37.125 --> 00:08:39.878 Stack of Bibles. 00:08:42.297 --> 00:08:44.257 Forget it. 00:08:47.886 --> 00:08:50.555 You boys don't know how mean these things are. 00:08:50.639 --> 00:08:54.142 Well, okay-- okay, but-- That was my big chance. 00:08:54.225 --> 00:08:59.356 Yeah, but M-Mr Basset-- You only get one of those in life, and I blew it... 00:08:59.439 --> 00:09:02.692 on god-damn Big Bird and his scrawny girlfriend! 00:09:04.819 --> 00:09:08.198 Yeah, but 50,000. 00:09:08.281 --> 00:09:10.200 That's what she's doin' there. 00:09:10.283 --> 00:09:12.202 Who? 00:09:12.285 --> 00:09:16.915 Ooh. '' Miss October, 1979? 00:09:16.998 --> 00:09:22.587 Yeah, she's there to remind me not to keep chasin' after things I'm never gonna get. 00:09:22.671 --> 00:09:24.798 But why wouldn't you get this? 00:09:24.881 --> 00:09:28.802 Earl-- Mr Basset, you're the expert. You guys kicked ass with those things. 00:09:28.885 --> 00:09:31.805 And this time, you'll be a step ahead of them. 00:09:31.888 --> 00:09:35.308 The Mexican army is willin' to give you whatever you want. 00:09:35.392 --> 00:09:39.229 Dynamite. Shh, whoo, wa-bam! 50 Gs! 00:09:46.778 --> 00:09:49.948 Maybe this is your big second chance. 00:10:06.715 --> 00:10:09.634 Señor Ortega, you've got a deal. 00:10:09.718 --> 00:10:12.345 Bravo, bravo! And I'm goin' with him. 00:10:12.429 --> 00:10:15.974 Ah, muy bien, muy bien! Um, if you'll excuse me? 00:10:18.059 --> 00:10:21.521 What? Why do you think I drove all this way? 00:10:21.605 --> 00:10:24.566 When he said he was looking for the Earl Basset, 00:10:24.649 --> 00:10:27.569 I knew Opportunity was knockin', and I was home. 00:10:27.652 --> 00:10:29.613 I don't even know you. 00:10:29.696 --> 00:10:34.492 I drive a taxi; I live in a crappy apartment; I watch too much TV; etcetera. 00:10:34.576 --> 00:10:39.289 Look, you're going to need a partner. How many people would want to do this? 00:10:39.372 --> 00:10:44.294 I'll do anything you want: carry luggage, make coffee, 00:10:44.377 --> 00:10:46.296 light fuses. 00:10:49.633 --> 00:10:52.052 Maybe you will come in handy. 00:10:52.135 --> 00:10:56.097 Ha! When they're eating you, it'll give me a chance to get away. 00:11:33.885 --> 00:11:35.804 Uh-oh. 00:11:36.846 --> 00:11:40.183 Who gets the last soda? One, two-- 00:11:40.267 --> 00:11:43.353 What? Scissors, rock, paper. 00:11:43.436 --> 00:11:46.106 One, two, three! What's this? 00:11:46.189 --> 00:11:49.568 Scissors cuts paper. I win. 00:12:20.015 --> 00:12:21.933 Buenos días, señores. 00:12:22.017 --> 00:12:26.187 Ustedes dos son los americanos cazadores de monstruos? Um-- 00:12:26.271 --> 00:12:30.025 Um-- Quien es-- uh-- 00:12:30.108 --> 00:12:32.819 No, no, no, no. ''Dónde está...'' Señor Ortega? 00:12:32.903 --> 00:12:36.448 Ortega? Oh, Ortega, venga acá. Están aquí. 00:12:36.531 --> 00:12:39.910 Welcome. Welcome, gentlemen. You made good time. 00:12:39.993 --> 00:12:42.579 The sooner we get here, the sooner we can leave. 00:12:42.662 --> 00:12:46.082 - This is Pedro, the company's chief engineer. - Mucho gusto. 00:12:46.166 --> 00:12:48.877 Uh, buenos días. Y su nuevo compañero, el Sr. Hoover. 00:12:48.960 --> 00:12:53.256 Mucho gusto. Buena suerte y que los monstruos no los coman a ustedes. 00:12:53.340 --> 00:12:56.426 Pedro. 00:12:56.509 --> 00:13:00.555 Um, I have all your equipment over here. 00:13:00.639 --> 00:13:03.475 Oh, by the way, I have some good news. 00:13:03.558 --> 00:13:07.896 We offer you double the price if you are able to capture one of the animals alive. 00:13:07.979 --> 00:13:11.691 Double? Alive? Have you ever seen one of these things? 00:13:11.775 --> 00:13:16.821 It is only a suggestion-- if it was possible to capture one of them. 00:13:16.905 --> 00:13:20.325 No, you never know. Earl, you never know. Yes, I do. 00:13:20.408 --> 00:13:22.827 Never should have come down here. 00:13:27.165 --> 00:13:30.085 The army has sent everything you requested. 00:13:30.168 --> 00:13:32.587 You have asked for some... 00:13:32.671 --> 00:13:34.589 unusual things. 00:13:41.554 --> 00:13:43.932 Earl, please check this out. 00:13:44.015 --> 00:13:46.935 Look, this isn't some kind of party. 00:13:47.018 --> 00:13:48.937 I know that. 00:13:49.020 --> 00:13:52.440 I just think we should show a little enthusiasm here. 00:14:04.369 --> 00:14:07.289 Let me introduce you to Kate Riley. Hi. 00:14:07.372 --> 00:14:10.292 She's the geologist for the oil company. And these are the men-- 00:14:10.375 --> 00:14:14.879 I know, I know. The monster hunters. I saw you on Good Morning, America... 00:14:14.963 --> 00:14:17.382 or, uh, one of those. 00:14:17.465 --> 00:14:21.553 Yeah, this is, uh, the Earl Basset, the one and only. 00:14:21.636 --> 00:14:25.265 Uh, that's right. Nice to meet ya. 00:14:25.348 --> 00:14:28.893 - Really nice to meet you. - I'm Grady Hoover, the new guy. 00:14:28.977 --> 00:14:30.896 Nice... hat. Thanks. 00:14:30.979 --> 00:14:33.356 I hope to hear good news soon. 00:14:33.440 --> 00:14:37.736 Miss Riley will stay in contact with me. Let us know anything else you need. 00:14:37.819 --> 00:14:39.738 And, uh... 00:14:39.821 --> 00:14:42.616 well, best of luck to you, huh? 00:14:42.699 --> 00:14:44.659 Vaya con Dios. 00:14:46.745 --> 00:14:51.416 So this is the place. I'll show you around. You thirsty or anything? 00:14:51.499 --> 00:14:55.086 Yeah, as a matter of fact, I am. 00:14:55.170 --> 00:14:58.089 Anyway, we've been pretty nervous down here. 00:14:58.173 --> 00:15:01.092 Glad you guys were willin' to come all this way. 00:15:01.176 --> 00:15:04.012 It sure is in the middle of nowhere. 00:15:04.095 --> 00:15:08.016 Well, of course. Stuff like this only happens in the middle of nowhere. 00:15:09.392 --> 00:15:11.645 - Hey,Julio. - Hey, Kate. 00:15:11.728 --> 00:15:14.648 So? It's all done. They're all working. 00:15:14.731 --> 00:15:19.444 Yes, yes! Guys, this is Julio. He's been setting up the seismographs. Earl, Grady. 00:15:19.527 --> 00:15:22.447 Yes, I've seen you in the magazines. 00:15:22.530 --> 00:15:25.450 Actually, I'm not the original guy. 00:15:25.533 --> 00:15:28.161 You know, you musta made a lot of money, huh? 00:15:28.203 --> 00:15:30.872 The royalties on that video game alone! Ooh. 00:15:30.914 --> 00:15:34.834 Julio, we should be able to get an accurate count now, right? 00:15:34.918 --> 00:15:38.004 Yes, yes. I have a friend who invested in that company. 00:15:49.266 --> 00:15:51.184 Hey. 00:15:51.268 --> 00:15:54.479 Hi. Come on in. 00:15:54.563 --> 00:15:59.234 So, uh, we were gonna look over some maps? 00:15:59.317 --> 00:16:02.654 Right. Um, coffee? 00:16:02.737 --> 00:16:05.156 Yeah, black. 00:16:05.240 --> 00:16:08.326 How were those burritos, anyway? 00:16:08.410 --> 00:16:10.495 Um, good. Good. 00:16:10.579 --> 00:16:13.248 Yeah, sorry about that. 00:16:13.331 --> 00:16:16.751 Pretty bad, I know. But with Cook gone, that's best we've got. 00:16:19.462 --> 00:16:22.841 So, um... how many of you are still workin' out here? 00:16:22.924 --> 00:16:26.845 Only the three of us. They had to shut the whole operation down. 00:16:26.928 --> 00:16:28.847 Six people got killed-- 00:16:28.930 --> 00:16:30.849 people I knew. 00:16:30.932 --> 00:16:35.937 Hmm. Well, uh, how come you stayed on? Well-- 00:16:36.021 --> 00:16:39.816 You're not scared? Shit, yeah, I'm scared. 00:16:39.900 --> 00:16:42.235 But... I'm also fascinated. 00:16:42.319 --> 00:16:44.237 It's, uh-- 00:16:44.321 --> 00:16:47.365 With me, ''fascinated '' usually wins. 00:16:47.449 --> 00:16:49.910 Maps. 00:16:49.993 --> 00:16:52.287 I'll get these cores out of the way. Come on, baby. 00:17:09.220 --> 00:17:14.059 So, uh, have the graboids come near the refiney yet? 00:17:14.142 --> 00:17:17.395 No, they've left us alone. They stay about 20 miles north. 00:17:17.479 --> 00:17:19.898 That's where the workers were killed. 00:17:19.981 --> 00:17:22.400 Who named them graboids, anyway? 00:17:22.484 --> 00:17:27.072 A... friend of ours, Walter Chang. 00:17:27.155 --> 00:17:30.116 He named them, then they ate him. 00:17:30.200 --> 00:17:34.120 Hey, guys, look what I made. 00:17:39.793 --> 00:17:43.255 Just, you know, drag it behind the truck. 00:17:45.590 --> 00:17:49.761 Make, you know, make more noise. 00:17:51.846 --> 00:17:55.976 You see, uh, graboids hunt by sound. 00:17:56.059 --> 00:17:58.979 I'll probably just go hook that to the back of the truck. 00:18:21.793 --> 00:18:24.462 ''Moonstros.'' Ah, sí. 00:18:24.546 --> 00:18:26.965 Mr Hoover, come here please. 00:18:27.048 --> 00:18:29.301 I have the monitor working. 00:18:29.384 --> 00:18:31.303 Okay. 00:18:31.386 --> 00:18:33.722 We've set up radio seismographs all over, 00:18:33.722 --> 00:18:36.725 so the monitor will show you where the graboids are. 00:18:36.766 --> 00:18:39.644 Cool. 00:18:39.728 --> 00:18:41.855 You know, this is none of my business, 00:18:41.897 --> 00:18:44.649 I guess, but you guys are going out there alone? 00:18:44.691 --> 00:18:48.236 You don't want to take with you the whole army of Mexico? 00:18:48.278 --> 00:18:49.696 Let me explain,Julio. 00:18:49.738 --> 00:18:52.908 Graboids, they got no eyes. They hunt by sound. 00:18:52.991 --> 00:18:55.827 You make a noise; they're gonna come after you. 00:18:55.911 --> 00:18:59.414 If we get a bunch of people runnin' around-- 00:18:59.497 --> 00:19:01.833 Graboids gonna spread out all over the place. 00:19:01.833 --> 00:19:03.668 No, we want 'em all to come to us. 00:19:05.086 --> 00:19:08.673 So you guys are what? You guys are the bait? 00:19:10.175 --> 00:19:12.093 That's the plan. 00:19:24.522 --> 00:19:26.983 Okay, so, uh-- 00:19:29.653 --> 00:19:31.780 That's us. That's our truck. 00:19:34.115 --> 00:19:37.410 Seems like everything's workin' okay. 00:19:37.494 --> 00:19:41.706 Well, sure it is, Earl. This is a high-tech, professional operation here. 00:19:41.790 --> 00:19:46.211 Hey, we got a good plan goin'. Fifty thousand apiece, baby. 00:19:46.294 --> 00:19:50.632 Ho! You know, me, I'm gonna get mine all at once, 00:19:50.715 --> 00:19:52.634 just stacked! 00:19:52.717 --> 00:19:56.846 Well, if I make any money this time, I'll invest it... conservatively. 00:19:58.640 --> 00:20:00.559 Hey, you shaved. 00:20:00.642 --> 00:20:05.855 What? No, I just... I just noticed you... you know, shaved. 00:20:07.816 --> 00:20:11.152 So what? A man can shave, can't he? 00:20:13.530 --> 00:20:16.700 No, you're right. She's a babe. 00:20:48.023 --> 00:20:50.775 here's where they're supposed to be. 00:20:50.859 --> 00:20:53.653 Man, look at that county, huh? 00:20:53.737 --> 00:20:57.490 Yeah. Not a lot of rocks and boulders out there. 00:20:57.574 --> 00:21:01.036 Not much to climb on if we don't want to get slurped. 00:21:04.372 --> 00:21:07.042 There's mountains around. You said they can't get through mountains. 00:21:07.125 --> 00:21:09.753 I said they can't go through rock. 00:21:09.836 --> 00:21:11.755 These hills are alluvial. 00:21:11.838 --> 00:21:14.966 Oh, ''alluvial.'' 00:21:15.050 --> 00:21:19.179 Wait a minute, that's the little dinglebery in the back of your throat, right? 00:21:19.262 --> 00:21:22.182 You want to hunt graboids; you better know geology. 00:21:22.265 --> 00:21:27.395 Here, you drive. I'm keepin' my eye on this... seismo-jigger. 00:21:27.479 --> 00:21:29.397 Oh, good call. 00:21:34.986 --> 00:21:37.989 No offense, Earl, but you're nervous as a chihuahua. 00:21:38.073 --> 00:21:40.283 I'm not nervous. I'm alert. 00:21:40.367 --> 00:21:42.285 Whatever. 00:22:04.766 --> 00:22:07.561 Those worms have to be deaf if they don't hear us. 00:22:07.644 --> 00:22:11.189 Hey, take it easy, huh? 00:22:14.192 --> 00:22:16.111 Jesus, Grady. We got one ! 00:22:16.194 --> 00:22:18.363 - It's spotted us! It's comin' right toward us! 00:22:18.405 --> 00:22:19.573 - Well, that's the idea. 00:22:19.614 --> 00:22:23.034 Doesn't mean I have to like it. Now stop. Stop already! 00:22:31.960 --> 00:22:34.337 Okay, time for the secret weapon. 00:22:35.672 --> 00:22:39.634 Careful with that detonator. Set it like I showed you. 00:22:39.718 --> 00:22:44.180 - How dumb do you think I am? - Catch me later on that one. 00:23:13.501 --> 00:23:17.047 - He's comin' in. I think he's followin' it. 00:23:17.130 --> 00:23:20.050 Of course he is. 00:23:23.720 --> 00:23:28.225 I can't see it, Earl. Earl, I can't see it! 00:23:28.308 --> 00:23:31.394 Left. Left. Left? 00:23:31.478 --> 00:23:34.773 - Okay, okay. - Wait. Wait, there. 00:23:41.154 --> 00:23:44.449 He did it. He took it. O-Okay. Hit it! Get him! 00:23:44.532 --> 00:23:47.702 Oh, shit. Earl, what are you doin'? Hit it, hit it! 00:23:47.786 --> 00:23:49.871 Hit it! Hit it, Earl! 00:23:52.874 --> 00:23:56.795 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 50 Gs, baby, 50 Gs? 00:23:56.878 --> 00:24:00.590 Oh, shit! 00:24:00.674 --> 00:24:03.802 Told ya. 00:24:03.885 --> 00:24:05.845 I forgot. 00:24:15.522 --> 00:24:19.025 - Yeah! - Ow, ow, ow, ow! 00:25:03.361 --> 00:25:05.739 Man, this stuff really stinks. 00:25:05.822 --> 00:25:09.326 Yeah, don't forget to get that antenna too. 00:25:35.393 --> 00:25:38.480 You left the radio on the ground? 00:25:38.563 --> 00:25:40.649 Sorry, I forgot. 00:26:01.169 --> 00:26:03.838 Is that a coyote? 00:26:03.922 --> 00:26:06.466 Yep. 00:26:06.549 --> 00:26:09.511 Man, he better keep quiet. 00:26:09.594 --> 00:26:12.681 Yep. 00:26:23.650 --> 00:26:26.903 He took it. Hey, it's my turn. 00:26:26.987 --> 00:26:29.906 Oh, c-come on, Earl. Let me get one more. 00:26:29.990 --> 00:26:31.908 Shit. 00:26:33.201 --> 00:26:36.162 Rock breaks scissors. I win. 00:26:36.246 --> 00:26:39.124 It does? 00:26:44.296 --> 00:26:46.756 I told you one stick would be enough. 00:26:46.840 --> 00:26:49.217 You're right. 00:26:49.301 --> 00:26:53.221 That makes $300,000. 00:26:53.305 --> 00:26:55.223 Apiece. 00:26:55.307 --> 00:26:58.810 I'm feelin' light-headed, Earl. 00:26:58.894 --> 00:27:01.730 And whatcha gonna do with all your money? 00:27:01.813 --> 00:27:04.733 Invest it. Well, yeah, of course, invest it, but-- 00:27:04.816 --> 00:27:07.569 Even at five percent, I'll be doin' pretty good. 00:27:07.652 --> 00:27:12.866 five percent? You're talkin', um, mutual funds or C.D.s or somethin', huh? 00:27:12.949 --> 00:27:16.912 That's right. That's small, Earl. You're thinkin' small. 00:27:16.995 --> 00:27:20.206 See, I'm thinkin' big. 00:27:20.290 --> 00:27:22.667 I'm thinkin' themep_rk. 00:27:22.751 --> 00:27:27.505 Now, now. ''Grady Hoover's World of Natural Wonders.'' 00:27:27.589 --> 00:27:31.968 Whoa! Or, you know, maybe somethin' simple, 00:27:32.052 --> 00:27:35.972 like ''Monster World,'' or ''Monsterland''... 00:27:36.056 --> 00:27:37.974 or ''Worm World.'' 00:27:38.058 --> 00:27:41.645 How 'bout ''Looney World''? Seems to fit. Get off the ground! 00:27:41.728 --> 00:27:43.647 It's vision, Earl. 00:27:43.730 --> 00:27:47.567 Vision is what separates the average-- 00:27:55.951 --> 00:27:58.536 I know that song. 00:28:01.498 --> 00:28:04.918 Jesus! Get on the ground, Grady? Get off the ground? 00:28:05.001 --> 00:28:09.422 Whoa! 00:28:09.506 --> 00:28:13.593 Jesus, man, those things are huge! 00:28:13.677 --> 00:28:16.179 Shh! Be quiet! Did you see that mouth? 00:28:23.353 --> 00:28:25.814 Oh, no. 00:28:25.897 --> 00:28:27.983 It snagged the chain. 00:28:35.991 --> 00:28:39.035 Can it do that? 00:28:44.916 --> 00:28:47.043 It can't be that strong. 00:28:54.384 --> 00:28:56.886 Son of a bitch! 00:29:01.975 --> 00:29:04.644 - Hit the brakes! - I am! I did! 00:29:04.728 --> 00:29:06.688 It doesn't work! 00:29:13.111 --> 00:29:16.406 Earl! What do I do? 00:29:16.489 --> 00:29:19.200 - I don't know. Do anything! - Ooh! 00:29:39.554 --> 00:29:43.099 - Cliff! - Oh, no. 00:29:53.902 --> 00:29:57.989 He stopped. He stopped. 00:30:03.036 --> 00:30:07.165 Oh, shit. 00:30:14.923 --> 00:30:16.841 Oh, come on. 00:30:29.563 --> 00:30:31.773 Rock! 00:30:31.856 --> 00:30:35.610 Rock? He's going under it! 00:30:35.694 --> 00:30:38.446 Turn! Turn the wheel! 00:30:38.530 --> 00:30:41.449 - Turn! - I'm tying; I'm tying! 00:30:41.533 --> 00:30:44.286 Oh, God, oh, God! 00:30:48.164 --> 00:30:50.083 Yee-ha! 00:30:55.088 --> 00:30:57.632 All right. 00:30:57.716 --> 00:30:59.634 You all right? 00:30:59.718 --> 00:31:02.637 Wow, chain broke right off. 00:31:02.721 --> 00:31:04.639 Jesus, we're lucky. 00:31:08.643 --> 00:31:11.563 Well, truck seems to be all right. 00:31:11.646 --> 00:31:15.483 Earl, that's gonna be the first ride in my theme park. 00:31:15.567 --> 00:31:18.445 Doesn't anything ever get you down? 00:31:18.528 --> 00:31:21.448 Well, I'm blessed with a sunny disposition. 00:31:21.531 --> 00:31:24.117 Most people seem to like it. 00:31:26.328 --> 00:31:29.789 Oh, yeah? What does this do for your disposition? 00:31:35.211 --> 00:31:37.923 I think we're gonna need some help. 00:31:38.006 --> 00:31:41.426 Help? Who'd be crazy enough to help us with this mess? 00:31:50.936 --> 00:31:55.982 The big guns pounded enemy positions for 72 straight hours. 00:31:56.066 --> 00:31:59.778 It was the deadliest bombardment of the siege. 00:31:59.861 --> 00:32:01.738 Yeah? 00:32:01.821 --> 00:32:05.450 Hey, Burt, it's Earl. How ya doin'? 00:32:05.533 --> 00:32:07.452 Listen, um, 00:32:07.535 --> 00:32:10.455 if this sounds kinda funny, it's 'cause I'm on a radio phone. 00:32:10.538 --> 00:32:13.500 It's the only way we can call out of this place. 00:32:13.583 --> 00:32:19.256 Earl? Oh... Earl. Haven't seen you in a while. 00:32:21.049 --> 00:32:24.928 Well, I haven't seen you. Guess you've been layin' kinda low, huh? 00:32:25.011 --> 00:32:27.514 Layin' low? No. Negative. 00:32:27.597 --> 00:32:30.976 I've been real busy-- lots of projects. 00:32:31.059 --> 00:32:34.312 So, uh, how you and Heather doing? 00:32:34.396 --> 00:32:39.276 Well, she, uh-- She's still visiting her sister. 00:32:39.359 --> 00:32:41.695 Yeah? 00:32:41.778 --> 00:32:44.614 You know, she actually... 00:32:44.698 --> 00:32:48.118 blames our problems on the collapse of the Soviet Union? 00:32:48.201 --> 00:32:51.037 Well, you did take that kinda hard, Burt. 00:32:51.121 --> 00:32:57.002 Said I was hard to live with. Said I couldn't handle life without the threat of war. 00:32:57.085 --> 00:33:02.132 What kind of thing is that to say to a man? Well, I don't know, Burt-- 00:33:02.215 --> 00:33:05.719 Anyway, it takes more than that to get me down. 00:33:05.802 --> 00:33:08.722 I been running around so much, it's lucky you caught me home. 00:33:08.805 --> 00:33:13.768 Well, in that case, I don't know if you'd be interested in this. 00:33:13.852 --> 00:33:17.772 I'm down in Mexico, see, and I find myself in a sort of situation. 00:33:17.856 --> 00:33:20.317 What kind of situation? 00:33:23.194 --> 00:33:25.780 A graboid kind of situation. 00:33:40.545 --> 00:33:43.548 Hey, you keepin' an eye on that monitor? 00:33:43.632 --> 00:33:46.885 Uh, yeah, I'm watchin' it. They're just stayin' up north. 00:33:55.227 --> 00:33:58.188 - Oh, my God! - What? 00:33:58.271 --> 00:34:00.982 Sorry. Come here. Come here. Look at this. 00:34:04.444 --> 00:34:09.366 I've been staring at this fossil for over a month, and I just realized what it is. 00:34:09.449 --> 00:34:13.370 Hey, Earl, that looks like one of those spikes on their sides. 00:34:13.453 --> 00:34:15.372 Okay, it resembles one. 00:34:15.455 --> 00:34:19.709 I really think it is a fossil fragment of a graboid. 00:34:19.793 --> 00:34:22.212 It's gonna take months to prove-- 00:34:22.295 --> 00:34:24.256 No, this is important, isn't it? 00:34:24.339 --> 00:34:27.008 Science has never determined their origin. 00:34:27.092 --> 00:34:29.636 I read that in People. 00:34:29.719 --> 00:34:35.225 And that's true. But that's not the only thing. You guys, this is Precambrian rock. 00:34:37.227 --> 00:34:39.187 Precambrian. 00:34:41.773 --> 00:34:44.943 Precambrian. That means that this is the oldest life form on the planet. 00:34:45.026 --> 00:34:47.946 I mean other than one-celled things. But look at that. 00:34:48.029 --> 00:34:52.117 - Wait a minute. Older than dinosaurs? - Way. 00:34:52.200 --> 00:34:55.120 So they're from earth, right? Damn. Yeah. 00:34:55.203 --> 00:34:57.831 I always thought they were from outer space. 00:34:57.914 --> 00:35:01.001 Doesn't look like it. 00:35:01.084 --> 00:35:04.254 ¡Mira, mira! ¡El monstruo más grande... viene acá! 00:35:04.337 --> 00:35:06.548 Look! Look at the seismograph! Look! 00:35:06.631 --> 00:35:09.384 El monstruo viene? Es grande? 00:35:22.647 --> 00:35:24.983 It ain't no graboid. 00:35:25.066 --> 00:35:27.319 It's somethin' more dangerous. 00:35:41.416 --> 00:35:43.335 Monster H.Q., I presume. 00:35:43.418 --> 00:35:46.004 Hey, Burt, good to see you. Earl, good to see you. 00:35:46.087 --> 00:35:50.133 Uh, this is Kate, uh, Pedro, Hey, what's up? 00:35:50.216 --> 00:35:53.637 Julio, and, uh-- The pleasure is mine. 00:35:53.720 --> 00:35:56.890 Grady, Grady Hoover. Yeah, I read all about you, Mr-- Mr Gummer. 00:35:56.973 --> 00:35:59.935 - Yeah, it's a real-- real honour. - Yes. 00:36:00.018 --> 00:36:04.189 Man, you think you got a big enough truck here? He the new guy? 00:36:04.272 --> 00:36:07.317 So, did you get me one of those seismo-monitors? 00:36:07.400 --> 00:36:10.612 Hey, no problem. What you got in this thing? 00:36:10.695 --> 00:36:12.948 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 00:36:13.031 --> 00:36:15.784 Don't touch. Don't touch. Easy. 00:36:15.867 --> 00:36:18.286 Mexican army gave me this truck... 00:36:20.997 --> 00:36:23.959 and a few little items on my wish list. 00:36:27.462 --> 00:36:31.800 Ho! 00:36:33.510 --> 00:36:36.555 It's, uh, a bit much, don't you think? 00:36:42.727 --> 00:36:46.022 Maybe I'm wrong. 00:36:46.106 --> 00:36:48.024 Hope I'm right. 00:36:54.030 --> 00:36:57.075 Makes my home-made stuff look like cherry bombs. 00:36:57.158 --> 00:37:02.706 Thermite, C-4, TNT, high-explosive... H.E. 00:37:02.789 --> 00:37:05.458 ls there such thing as ''low-explosive''? 00:37:08.628 --> 00:37:10.797 Well, y-yes, son, there is. 00:37:10.880 --> 00:37:15.802 I mean, the federales offer you anything you want, and you guys take one case of dynamite? 00:37:15.886 --> 00:37:18.388 What the hell is this thing for? 00:37:18.471 --> 00:37:22.642 That, uh, might end up in my collection. 00:37:22.726 --> 00:37:25.687 Hey, got some, uh, new equipment for you, gentlemen. 00:37:27.772 --> 00:37:30.692 Your backup weapons. Can you handle a firearm? 00:37:30.775 --> 00:37:33.570 I'll check him out. 00:37:33.653 --> 00:37:35.572 Shotguns? 00:37:35.655 --> 00:37:38.575 We're not huntin' rabbits down here, Burt. 00:37:38.658 --> 00:37:41.995 Not shotguns. Double rifles. Elephant guns. 00:37:42.078 --> 00:37:47.250 Wesley-Richards 480, 375 H&H Mag. 00:37:47.334 --> 00:37:51.046 Knockdown power up the yin-yang. Treat them well. 00:37:51.129 --> 00:37:55.467 But hold 'em good 'n tight to your shoulder, or they'll break your collarbone. 00:37:55.550 --> 00:37:58.929 So where's, uh, Mrs Gummer? She didn't want to come? 00:37:59.012 --> 00:38:03.099 Uh, why don't you get this, uh, stum in our truck? 00:38:05.310 --> 00:38:07.229 Sure, no problem. 00:38:11.942 --> 00:38:16.279 Look, man, I... really want to thank you for comin' down. 00:38:17.906 --> 00:38:19.824 We're in pretty deep here. 00:38:19.908 --> 00:38:21.993 Oh, forget it, Earl. 00:38:22.077 --> 00:38:27.958 To tell you the truth, if I didn't get out of that house, I was gonna go crazy. 00:38:30.043 --> 00:38:32.045 Heather's not comin' back. 00:38:32.128 --> 00:38:34.256 No? 00:38:34.339 --> 00:38:38.009 She called me and told me to send her the H.K.-91 . 00:38:38.093 --> 00:38:40.220 Whew. Ouch. 00:38:40.303 --> 00:38:42.264 Yep. 00:38:43.515 --> 00:38:45.433 So. 00:38:46.893 --> 00:38:51.439 Anyway, it'll be good to get into somethin' constructive. 00:38:54.776 --> 00:38:57.320 Oh, my. What is this? 00:38:57.404 --> 00:39:00.657 Grizzly single-shot 50-calibre B.M.G.... 00:39:00.740 --> 00:39:03.577 based on a World War I antitank cartridge. 00:39:03.660 --> 00:39:08.123 - Antitank? - Had the bullets custom cast from solid bronze. 00:39:08.206 --> 00:39:12.377 Man, Burt, you put a whole new shine on the word ''overkill.'' 00:39:12.460 --> 00:39:16.214 When you need it and don't have it, you sing a different tune. 00:39:48.121 --> 00:39:51.750 Well, this is it, Burt. Okay. 00:39:51.833 --> 00:39:55.003 I'll patrol east. You take the west. 00:39:58.465 --> 00:40:01.384 You know, those are terrible for you. 00:40:01.468 --> 00:40:05.388 You need complex carbohydrates. Lower those L.D.L.s. 00:40:05.472 --> 00:40:08.225 I gave up smoking, Burt. What more do you want? 00:40:08.308 --> 00:40:12.729 - Have an M.R.E. - A what? 00:40:12.812 --> 00:40:14.731 Meals Ready to Eat. 00:40:14.814 --> 00:40:16.733 Freeze-dried, foil sealed. 00:40:16.816 --> 00:40:20.612 It's got to be foil. Plastic is not an oxygen barrier. 00:40:20.695 --> 00:40:23.823 Includes entrée, cracker pack, cheese spread, 00:40:23.907 --> 00:40:26.910 mixed fruit, beverage powder, spoon, coffee, 00:40:26.993 --> 00:40:31.581 cream substitute, candy, salt, matches, toilet tissue. 00:40:31.665 --> 00:40:34.334 Shelf life of ten years. 00:40:34.417 --> 00:40:37.754 Here, take a few. 00:40:37.837 --> 00:40:40.757 Buy 'em all the time. Saves trips to the supermarket. 00:40:40.840 --> 00:40:42.884 Oh, no, Burt. 00:40:42.968 --> 00:40:45.470 We don't want to use up all your food. No problem. 00:40:45.554 --> 00:40:48.014 Brought 1 20 pounds of it. 00:40:48.098 --> 00:40:50.058 Good luck, comp_dres. 00:40:59.484 --> 00:41:03.905 Oh, man, this stum tastes like toilet paper. 00:41:03.989 --> 00:41:08.076 Earl, that is the toilet paper. 00:41:22.674 --> 00:41:25.969 14 May. 00:41:26.052 --> 00:41:29.014 1500 hours. 00:41:29.097 --> 00:41:33.685 I have a confirmed graboid reading. 00:41:33.768 --> 00:41:37.063 I'm now employing the technique pioneered by Earl Basset... 00:41:37.147 --> 00:41:40.984 to make my first kill. 00:41:47.574 --> 00:41:49.576 Subject has taken the bait. 00:41:49.659 --> 00:41:51.578 Preparing to fire. 00:41:51.661 --> 00:41:53.622 Yes! 00:42:12.432 --> 00:42:14.726 Memo: 00:42:14.809 --> 00:42:18.313 four pounds of C-4 may be a little... 00:42:21.483 --> 00:42:23.401 excessive. 00:42:28.823 --> 00:42:32.494 Yo, Grady and Earl. I got one. Over. 00:42:34.287 --> 00:42:37.666 Yeah, we know, Burt. We heard it clear over here. 00:42:37.749 --> 00:42:41.670 Damnedest thing. It had a big chain hangin' out of its mouth. 00:42:41.753 --> 00:42:45.507 Damn it. Burt, you skunk, that one was ours. 00:42:45.590 --> 00:42:50.011 Oh, yeah, son? I didn't see your name on it. Over and out. 00:42:50.095 --> 00:42:52.597 Why did we invite him, anyway? 00:42:52.681 --> 00:42:54.683 Hey, pay attention. 00:42:54.766 --> 00:42:58.436 Whoa. We got one. 00:42:58.520 --> 00:43:00.605 Wait a minute. 00:43:00.689 --> 00:43:03.233 It's movin' away from us. 00:43:03.316 --> 00:43:07.821 It must be somethin' else. 00:43:07.904 --> 00:43:09.823 Like what, a giant prairie dog? 00:43:09.906 --> 00:43:13.535 Well, shit, I don't know, Earl. It's movin' away from us. 00:43:16.121 --> 00:43:18.873 Should we follow it? 00:43:29.092 --> 00:43:32.012 What the hell is the matter with him? 00:43:32.095 --> 00:43:35.348 We're makin' plenty of noise. 00:43:35.432 --> 00:43:39.644 I don't like it, Grady. They're gettin' smarter. That's what they do. 00:43:39.728 --> 00:43:42.647 They got some kinda plan goin' here. 00:43:42.731 --> 00:43:47.360 I tell ya, these boys are up to somethin' new. 00:43:48.904 --> 00:43:52.073 They're diggin' a trap for us, or... 00:43:52.157 --> 00:43:54.075 playin' possum, 00:43:54.159 --> 00:43:56.578 or somethin'. 00:44:02.918 --> 00:44:05.503 Holy Mother! 00:44:05.587 --> 00:44:08.465 Oh, man, oh, man! 00:44:14.679 --> 00:44:16.973 Shit! Shit, how could I do that? 00:44:17.057 --> 00:44:18.975 I gotta get to Burt's gun! 00:44:20.644 --> 00:44:22.604 Whoa. 00:44:25.899 --> 00:44:28.652 - Where is he? Should be all over us. - I don't know. 00:44:31.613 --> 00:44:35.617 - What is that? Can they do that? - shh. 00:44:37.577 --> 00:44:39.788 That's a new one on me. 00:44:45.919 --> 00:44:48.838 Jesus, Grady, what are you doin'? Get off the ground! 00:44:48.922 --> 00:44:53.552 I know, I know. I got an idea. Trust me. 00:44:59.349 --> 00:45:01.851 Damn it, Grady, come on back. 00:45:10.819 --> 00:45:12.904 He's still there. 00:45:18.910 --> 00:45:22.956 What the hell's it doing? 00:45:23.039 --> 00:45:25.458 I have no idea. 00:46:06.124 --> 00:46:08.627 Something's wrong with him. 00:46:08.710 --> 00:46:10.629 Must be sick. 00:46:10.712 --> 00:46:13.632 Probably ate somebody that didn't agree with it. 00:46:25.018 --> 00:46:26.937 Jesus, Grady! 00:46:36.571 --> 00:46:38.490 It's okay, Earl. 00:46:38.573 --> 00:46:42.494 He's not goin' anywhere. 00:46:42.577 --> 00:46:44.496 Hey! 00:46:45.580 --> 00:46:49.709 We just caught ourselves a live one. 00:46:49.793 --> 00:46:52.921 That's $100,000 Earl. 00:46:53.004 --> 00:46:54.923 Oh, yes! 00:46:55.006 --> 00:46:57.926 Oh, yeah? What're you gonna do, cary him back? 00:46:58.009 --> 00:46:59.928 We just wrecked the truck. 00:47:01.972 --> 00:47:04.474 Oh, yeah. 00:47:10.939 --> 00:47:13.441 Hello, this is Earl to anybody. 00:47:13.525 --> 00:47:16.027 Anybody there? 00:47:16.111 --> 00:47:19.614 Hey, Earl, it's Kate. How're you guys doin'? Well, uh-- 00:47:20.949 --> 00:47:23.577 we kinda wrecked our truck a little bit. What? 00:47:23.660 --> 00:47:25.579 A-Are you okay? 00:47:25.662 --> 00:47:28.582 We're fine. We're gonna need somebody to come fetch us. 00:47:28.665 --> 00:47:33.545 Let me talk to her. Would you tell Pedro to bring that big truck of his out here? 00:47:33.628 --> 00:47:36.882 It's got a crane on it, doesn't it? Yeah. 00:47:36.965 --> 00:47:38.967 It's going to take him hours. 00:47:39.050 --> 00:47:41.511 Tell him to bring it because-- 00:47:41.595 --> 00:47:47.267 - We're gonna winch that slinky off to Monster World. - Get off the damn ground! 00:47:47.350 --> 00:47:49.561 I'm of_, I'm off. 00:48:04.826 --> 00:48:07.621 Jesus! 00:48:07.704 --> 00:48:10.624 Damn it, he got himself another one. 00:48:10.707 --> 00:48:13.376 The man never sleeps. 00:48:16.338 --> 00:48:20.800 Guys, Burt here, doin' a little night fishing. 00:48:20.884 --> 00:48:25.805 Got three of 'em on a cluster charge. I'd say we're about even now. Over. 00:48:25.889 --> 00:48:29.434 Come on, Burt. This isn't a competition. Who's competing? 00:48:29.517 --> 00:48:32.437 I'm just saying the score's tied, that's all. Over. 00:48:32.520 --> 00:48:36.191 Well, son, no it isn't, 'cause we just caught ourselves a live one. 00:48:36.274 --> 00:48:40.612 A live one? How in the-- That's a trade secret. Happy huntin', Burt. 00:48:43.073 --> 00:48:46.076 I'll bet that burned his skinny ass. 00:48:48.954 --> 00:48:52.540 God Almighty! 00:48:56.711 --> 00:48:59.130 Something's wrong with our worm, Earl. 00:49:00.257 --> 00:49:03.051 Well, what do you want me to do about it? 00:49:12.561 --> 00:49:16.106 Maybe somethin's tryin' to eat it out there-- coyotes or somethin'. 00:49:16.189 --> 00:49:18.358 They'll have plenty to eat. 00:49:18.441 --> 00:49:21.820 Come on, Earl. We have got to protect our investment. We can't just sit here. 00:49:24.489 --> 00:49:26.741 Jesus, listen to it! 00:49:26.825 --> 00:49:30.787 Poor thing. I mean, don't you just feel a little sorry for him? 00:49:30.870 --> 00:49:34.291 No. 00:49:34.374 --> 00:49:36.293 That's cold, Earl. 00:49:40.755 --> 00:49:43.925 Where's that Pedro and that damn truck? 00:50:27.052 --> 00:50:30.263 Something ate it! 00:50:30.347 --> 00:50:32.933 ln two minutes? 00:50:33.016 --> 00:50:36.478 Well, somethin' happened to it, 'cause there is nothin' left inside. 00:50:42.734 --> 00:50:46.947 Something came out of it. What do you mean, something came out of it? 00:50:47.030 --> 00:50:50.450 It did that thing that things do when they change, you know-- 00:50:50.533 --> 00:50:52.452 there's a word for it, uh-- 00:50:52.535 --> 00:50:56.706 It turned into something else like a caterpillar does. 00:50:56.790 --> 00:51:00.585 Only I bet that whatever came out wasn't no sweet little butterfly. 00:51:07.676 --> 00:51:10.595 Damn worms never cut you any slack. 00:51:13.431 --> 00:51:16.184 I said you all ought to head out to Rioverde. 00:51:16.268 --> 00:51:20.146 Clear out 'til we know what's going on. Over. 00:51:24.317 --> 00:51:27.320 Kate, did you get any of that? Over. 00:51:30.782 --> 00:51:33.034 Shit! Now, what? 00:51:33.118 --> 00:51:36.329 The radio's out. How could that be? I was just talking to her. 00:51:40.000 --> 00:51:42.794 Man! You know what that is, don't you? 00:51:42.877 --> 00:51:45.589 Yeah. Another one's doing it. 00:51:49.384 --> 00:51:51.344 There! There's Pedro! 00:51:55.348 --> 00:51:58.852 'Bout damn time. 00:52:04.774 --> 00:52:07.402 - He stopped. - He stopped? 00:52:07.485 --> 00:52:10.238 Maybe he's taking a leak? 00:52:16.828 --> 00:52:19.414 That's a long leak. 00:52:20.540 --> 00:52:23.335 Hey, Pedro! Pedro! 00:52:31.927 --> 00:52:35.430 Well 00:52:35.513 --> 00:52:38.600 maybe we should go over and see what's wrong. 00:52:38.683 --> 00:52:42.854 Go over? You mean, walk a mile across open county? 00:52:44.189 --> 00:52:48.318 I'm not going six feet from that seismo. 00:52:48.401 --> 00:52:51.905 Come on. There's no graboids anywhere near us right now. 00:52:54.241 --> 00:52:57.452 Now, I say we go while the going's good. 00:53:03.833 --> 00:53:06.920 You know, you could cary some of this stuff. 00:53:08.213 --> 00:53:10.131 I got what I want. 00:53:16.763 --> 00:53:20.225 Well, I can't say this looks good. 00:53:25.605 --> 00:53:27.566 Pedro? 00:53:28.817 --> 00:53:30.777 Hey, Pedro! 00:53:32.654 --> 00:53:35.156 Man! 00:53:35.240 --> 00:53:37.701 This brings back memories. 00:53:50.797 --> 00:53:55.135 Jesus! Looks like somebody took a can opener to the thing. 00:53:56.803 --> 00:53:58.722 Oh, man! Look at that engine. 00:53:58.805 --> 00:54:00.724 It's torn to pieces. 00:54:04.895 --> 00:54:07.480 Pedro! 00:54:07.564 --> 00:54:10.483 Damn it! Where are you? 00:54:16.489 --> 00:54:18.450 Hey! There he is! 00:54:20.702 --> 00:54:23.079 Pedro? 00:54:23.163 --> 00:54:25.081 Oh, God! 00:54:25.165 --> 00:54:27.292 Oh, God! 00:54:29.252 --> 00:54:32.130 Whoa! It's a whole new ball game. 00:54:32.214 --> 00:54:34.216 A whole new goddam ball game. 00:54:34.299 --> 00:54:36.885 Well-- Well, you know what to do, right? 00:54:36.968 --> 00:54:39.888 Right? I don't know shit! 00:54:42.349 --> 00:54:44.935 Okay? Okay? 00:54:45.018 --> 00:54:47.979 We can hike over to that radio tower. 00:54:48.063 --> 00:54:52.609 Th-Th-They've gotta have a radio that's working. We can, uh-- We can call direct. 00:55:05.038 --> 00:55:08.959 1 4 May. 1 900 hours. 00:55:09.042 --> 00:55:12.379 I've been out of radio contact for several hours, 00:55:12.462 --> 00:55:16.716 unable to reach Grady and Earl or anybody at H.Q. 00:55:20.262 --> 00:55:23.223 The situation dictates that I return to base. 00:55:47.664 --> 00:55:49.624 A further mystery: 00:55:49.708 --> 00:55:53.044 I've not had a single seismic reading in hours, 00:55:53.128 --> 00:55:56.756 yet I tracked one of the sightless brutes right into this valley. 00:55:58.133 --> 00:56:01.469 Where the hell did he go? 00:56:01.553 --> 00:56:03.471 They do get smarter. 00:56:03.555 --> 00:56:05.473 ls it possible he learned... 00:56:05.557 --> 00:56:11.146 to avoid the unique sound of my deuce-and-half's mil-spec engine? 00:56:11.229 --> 00:56:14.941 I do not have the answer at this time. 00:56:22.741 --> 00:56:26.036 Oh, no, no, no. Don't tell me that's the radio stuff. 00:56:26.119 --> 00:56:29.080 I can't believe this. 00:56:31.583 --> 00:56:36.755 Oh, man! Can't we ever get a goddam break? 00:56:36.838 --> 00:56:39.382 If we get outta here alive, I'll count that as a break. 00:56:39.466 --> 00:56:42.260 I mean, there wasn't even any people here to eat. 00:56:42.344 --> 00:56:46.348 They're doing this on purpose, man. 00:56:46.431 --> 00:56:49.226 They're cuttin' us off on purpose! 00:56:49.309 --> 00:56:53.396 shh! shh! Quiet! Quiet! 00:56:53.480 --> 00:56:56.316 I told you they get smarter. 00:57:01.655 --> 00:57:03.990 Hey, look. 00:57:05.784 --> 00:57:08.620 Oh, yes! Yes! 00:57:08.703 --> 00:57:10.789 It's not gonna have a key. 00:57:10.872 --> 00:57:14.709 So I'll hot-wire the damn thing. I like that. 00:57:28.390 --> 00:57:30.559 Grady! Grady! 00:57:30.642 --> 00:57:33.895 What is that? I don't know, but it's comin' this way. 00:57:48.868 --> 00:57:52.539 Jesus? How big is this thing? 00:58:08.680 --> 00:58:10.599 What the hell is that? 00:58:17.022 --> 00:58:19.441 ls that it? 00:58:19.524 --> 00:58:22.277 Sure ain't no damn ostrich. 00:58:22.360 --> 00:58:27.282 How does a 30-foot worm turn into that little thing? Shh! Might hear us. 00:58:39.419 --> 00:58:42.047 Shit! It heard us. 00:58:49.095 --> 00:58:51.014 Wait. 00:58:52.474 --> 00:58:54.434 We got it! 00:58:55.685 --> 00:58:57.604 We got it! 00:59:08.949 --> 00:59:10.867 Ugly little toad. 00:59:12.661 --> 00:59:14.579 No eyes. 00:59:14.663 --> 00:59:17.457 Wow! Just like the big ones. 00:59:18.625 --> 00:59:23.213 Earl, man. We oughta take this one with us. 00:59:23.296 --> 00:59:25.549 You crazy? What? 00:59:29.844 --> 00:59:32.806 Sounds like a bunch of them! 00:59:35.058 --> 00:59:37.561 Come on, man t Let's go t Let's go t 00:59:37.644 --> 00:59:40.063 - I'm tryin'! I'm tryin'! - Let's 'go! ' 01:00:32.449 --> 01:00:35.744 Pedro. Can you hear me? 01:00:35.827 --> 01:00:37.954 Earl, come on! Talk to me. 01:00:39.372 --> 01:00:42.083 Burt? Anybody? 01:00:42.167 --> 01:00:45.086 God! What the hell is going on? 01:00:49.716 --> 01:00:51.635 Oh, man! Hey! 01:00:51.718 --> 01:00:55.513 Julio, man, you scared me half to death! Sorry. 01:00:55.597 --> 01:00:58.808 Oh, shit. You know the radios-- They're out? 01:00:58.892 --> 01:01:01.144 I know. That's what I've been doin' here. 01:01:01.228 --> 01:01:03.647 I think the repeater towers are down. 01:01:03.730 --> 01:01:06.524 How can that be? I don't know. 01:01:06.608 --> 01:01:08.526 Something coming our way? 01:01:08.610 --> 01:01:13.198 No! The creatures have completely disappeared off the screen. It's weird. 01:01:13.281 --> 01:01:16.910 With the radios all out, shouldn't everybody come back? 01:01:16.993 --> 01:01:19.704 Yeah, everybody should have been here a long time ago. 01:01:19.788 --> 01:01:22.624 I don't like this. This is not good. 01:01:22.707 --> 01:01:25.126 Okay, stay here with the seismos. 01:01:25.210 --> 01:01:27.546 I'm going to go look for them right now. 01:01:27.629 --> 01:01:30.590 Okay, but-- 01:01:31.758 --> 01:01:34.261 Oh, my God! 01:01:40.767 --> 01:01:42.686 Oh, no! 01:01:44.688 --> 01:01:47.065 No! No! 01:02:12.465 --> 01:02:14.384 Get him! 01:02:14.467 --> 01:02:17.387 Get him! 01:02:19.264 --> 01:02:21.182 Bastards? 01:02:24.060 --> 01:02:27.272 Kate! What are they? 01:02:27.355 --> 01:02:30.233 We don't know. The worms change somehow. 01:02:30.317 --> 01:02:35.071 Now we've got these things. Julio! Julio! They-- They-- 01:02:35.155 --> 01:02:38.408 - I know. I know. - We got them, though. We just blew 'em away? 01:02:38.491 --> 01:02:40.619 Pedro! Did Pedro find you? 01:02:40.702 --> 01:02:44.039 No. They jumped his truck. He's dead too. 01:02:48.335 --> 01:02:50.879 Have you seen Burt? Did he get back? 01:02:50.962 --> 01:02:56.635 No. I tried to call him. I tried you. The radio-- Uh, excuse me. 01:02:56.718 --> 01:02:59.971 But I think we should get goin'. 01:03:00.055 --> 01:03:02.724 You okay? Uh-huh. Yeah. 01:03:10.315 --> 01:03:12.984 - Oh, no! - Not again! 01:03:24.913 --> 01:03:30.126 They wrecked our car, Pedro's truck, the radio tower. How can they be so smart? 01:03:30.210 --> 01:03:32.420 Let's get our butts inside. 01:03:34.714 --> 01:03:36.633 What the hell we gonna do? 01:03:36.716 --> 01:03:40.804 Get these windows shut! It's like they got the whole thing planned. 01:03:40.887 --> 01:03:44.975 Grady! Grady! Come on! All right. How many do you think there are? 01:03:45.058 --> 01:03:46.977 All right, I remember. I remember. 01:03:47.060 --> 01:03:50.939 There was three big sacks, or bags, in that one we saw split open. 01:03:51.022 --> 01:03:55.068 Huh, Earl? Can't be more than three of those things in each worm. 01:03:55.151 --> 01:03:57.445 Yeah, I-- I-- That's right, I guess. 01:03:57.529 --> 01:04:00.282 Kate, how many big worms were left out there? 01:04:00.365 --> 01:04:03.660 You killed all but eight graboids. I was watching. 01:04:03.743 --> 01:04:07.581 So if all eight of them changed, that would make, uh-- 01:04:07.664 --> 01:04:09.708 Twenty-four! Twenty-four of those things left! 01:04:09.791 --> 01:04:12.544 How many have you killed? Well, let's see-- 01:04:12.627 --> 01:04:16.214 We, uh-- We killed one on the radio tower and-- and one out there... 01:04:16.298 --> 01:04:19.050 and, um, on top of the car. 01:04:19.134 --> 01:04:22.637 That's it? Well, I'm sorry. 01:04:22.721 --> 01:04:26.266 No. It's just that I mean-- 01:04:26.349 --> 01:04:28.268 Oh, man! Now what? 01:04:30.770 --> 01:04:33.148 Thank God, it's Burt. 01:04:35.609 --> 01:04:38.028 Yes! They didn't get him. 01:04:52.959 --> 01:04:54.878 I think they did get him. 01:05:09.809 --> 01:05:11.770 Burt t 01:05:13.688 --> 01:05:15.649 Burt, you okay? 01:05:17.651 --> 01:05:19.569 Burt? 01:05:20.946 --> 01:05:24.324 I feel I was denied... 01:05:24.407 --> 01:05:29.871 critical, need-to-know information. 01:05:31.248 --> 01:05:33.166 Well, we're sorry, Burt. 01:05:34.876 --> 01:05:37.295 They just changed all of a sudden, man. 01:05:37.379 --> 01:05:41.675 We would have warned you, but they knocked out the radio tower. 01:05:43.176 --> 01:05:45.095 Come on, Burt! What happened? 01:05:45.178 --> 01:05:48.890 Well, when the radios went out, 01:05:48.974 --> 01:05:51.476 I decided to return to the refiney. 01:05:51.560 --> 01:05:56.856 But en route, I find I'm in an ambush situation. 01:05:56.940 --> 01:05:59.568 Must have been a couple of dozen of these things! 01:05:59.651 --> 01:06:05.282 I dropped the first wave with semiauto fire, but they just kept coming. 01:06:05.365 --> 01:06:10.287 Most were in front of the truck, so I popped it in six-wheel and ran 'em down. 01:06:10.370 --> 01:06:13.415 The ones that got on board, I handled with a combination... 01:06:13.498 --> 01:06:16.835 of small arms fire and hand-to-hand techniques. 01:06:20.547 --> 01:06:24.467 I am completely out of ammo. 01:06:29.848 --> 01:06:31.766 That's never happened to me before. 01:06:31.850 --> 01:06:34.811 Well, shit! Who cares, Burt? 01:06:34.895 --> 01:06:37.480 Sounds like you killed 'em all, huh? 01:06:37.564 --> 01:06:40.984 I hope not. These creatures are very important. 01:06:43.153 --> 01:06:46.448 You know, I mean scientifically. 01:06:46.531 --> 01:06:48.783 That fact was not lost on me. 01:06:48.867 --> 01:06:52.954 When it was all over, I saw one of the little S.O.B.s was just stunned. 01:06:55.081 --> 01:06:57.167 So I detained him. 01:07:29.658 --> 01:07:32.118 Oh, man, it's drooling. 01:07:35.580 --> 01:07:37.541 Don't let him spook ya. 01:07:37.624 --> 01:07:41.002 That line is 1 ,000-pound test. 01:07:46.633 --> 01:07:49.219 Go on. Haul him out of there. 01:07:53.098 --> 01:07:55.016 Hold on to that son of a bitch! 01:07:55.100 --> 01:07:57.018 I'll get the door. 01:09:14.971 --> 01:09:18.099 I knew it. Infrared. 01:09:18.183 --> 01:09:21.061 It doesn't hear us; it doesn't actually see us; 01:09:21.144 --> 01:09:24.231 it senses the heat of our bodies. 01:09:24.314 --> 01:09:28.276 See that? The thing that rises up must be the heat sensor. 01:09:39.746 --> 01:09:43.291 You feel that? 01:09:43.375 --> 01:09:46.336 Gives off a lot of heat when it screams. 01:09:52.551 --> 01:09:55.554 That's it. 01:09:55.637 --> 01:09:59.015 I bet that's the way they communicate. 01:09:59.099 --> 01:10:01.184 The sound doesn't matter. 01:10:01.268 --> 01:10:05.230 They make noise, but they signal each other with their body heat. 01:10:05.313 --> 01:10:09.192 It only sees heat? Yes, that's not so weird. 01:10:09.276 --> 01:10:11.695 A rattlesnake strikes at body heat. 01:10:13.280 --> 01:10:17.075 That's why they tore up the cars-- because the engines were hot. 01:10:17.158 --> 01:10:19.703 They thought it was food. 01:10:19.786 --> 01:10:22.205 And the same thing with the radio tower. 01:10:22.289 --> 01:10:24.916 That electronic gear puts off all kinds of heat. 01:10:25.000 --> 01:10:27.711 So basically, they bite anything that's warm. 01:10:27.794 --> 01:10:30.505 They been actin' so smart 'cause they're so stupid? 01:10:44.019 --> 01:10:46.855 Now, that's not warm. How does he know to eat that? 01:10:46.938 --> 01:10:49.399 Well, it tastes it with its tongue. 01:10:49.482 --> 01:10:52.777 See how he's draggin' his tongue all over. 01:10:52.861 --> 01:10:54.863 Touches anything he likes, uh, 01:10:54.946 --> 01:10:57.824 he eats it. 01:10:57.908 --> 01:11:00.410 How much can he eat? Those M.R.E.s aren't cheap, you know. 01:11:06.875 --> 01:11:08.752 Looks like he's had enough. 01:11:08.835 --> 01:11:11.922 You're feeding it too much! You made it sick. 01:11:12.005 --> 01:11:15.175 Give me a break. Probably your nasty food made it sick. 01:11:37.572 --> 01:11:39.699 Oh, good God! 01:12:03.723 --> 01:12:05.642 Hermaphrodites. 01:12:12.816 --> 01:12:15.569 They reproduce without having sex. 01:12:16.778 --> 01:12:20.365 I claim the little one. Hey, it was my food! 01:12:20.448 --> 01:12:24.703 Whenever one of them gets enough food, they just bla-a-ah, and there's another one. 01:12:24.786 --> 01:12:27.789 Then one makes two, two makes four, 01:12:27.873 --> 01:12:30.000 four makes eight-- It's exponential. 01:12:30.083 --> 01:12:34.838 Well, uh, hell. That gives 'em quite an edge. 01:12:34.921 --> 01:12:37.591 You never see this in higher animals. Ever! 01:12:37.674 --> 01:12:39.593 It's astounding. 01:12:39.676 --> 01:12:41.595 Don't you guys get it? 01:12:41.678 --> 01:12:44.222 Oh, we get it. We just don't want it. 01:12:44.681 --> 01:12:46.224 The little one's getting big already. 01:12:46.308 --> 01:12:48.226 Uh, I think we better think about leaving. 01:12:48.310 --> 01:12:52.147 These guys have taken a completely different evolutionary path. 01:13:01.823 --> 01:13:05.869 They got into your damn super-food, Burt! 01:13:05.952 --> 01:13:07.871 Go! Go! 01:13:07.954 --> 01:13:10.582 Yeah! Yeah! 01:13:10.665 --> 01:13:13.335 The warehouse! We gotta close the warehouse! 01:13:13.418 --> 01:13:15.795 oh! oh! 01:13:16.963 --> 01:13:19.674 This way! Grady! No! 01:13:19.758 --> 01:13:22.761 No! Not that way! Grady! 01:13:24.137 --> 01:13:26.389 Grady, damn it! 01:13:26.473 --> 01:13:29.768 All right! All right! This isn't gonna work. 01:13:29.851 --> 01:13:32.395 Shit! 01:13:45.659 --> 01:13:47.577 They stopped. 01:13:47.661 --> 01:13:50.956 They're just milling around. 01:13:51.039 --> 01:13:53.833 Looks like they lost track of us. That's not gonna last. 01:13:55.460 --> 01:13:58.547 We're like sittin' ducks here! 01:13:58.630 --> 01:14:01.091 Well, it looked like a goddam building! 01:14:01.174 --> 01:14:05.762 Why didn't you listen to me? These little snappers are blind and deaf. 01:14:05.845 --> 01:14:07.889 We've gotta be able to beat them. 01:14:34.207 --> 01:14:37.627 I told ya, they can't see us. 01:14:37.711 --> 01:14:40.839 Great, now what? Now, move with me. 01:14:40.922 --> 01:14:43.133 Move? 01:14:43.216 --> 01:14:46.511 It's gonna work, damn it. Now move! And step, and step, 01:14:46.595 --> 01:14:51.391 and step and step-- I don't know how you come up with this shit. 01:14:51.474 --> 01:14:53.977 I think on my feet. 01:14:54.060 --> 01:14:55.979 Come on! It's working. 01:14:56.062 --> 01:15:00.108 Comin' at ya. Okay. All right. 01:15:00.191 --> 01:15:02.569 And down. 01:15:13.163 --> 01:15:16.333 So... 01:15:16.416 --> 01:15:19.127 where are we going? 01:15:20.587 --> 01:15:22.505 Are there any more cars left? 01:15:22.589 --> 01:15:24.674 Um, uh, yeah. 01:15:24.758 --> 01:15:28.803 One. Julio's. It's by the storage tank. 01:15:28.887 --> 01:15:32.057 - Which way? - Left. Move left. 01:15:32.140 --> 01:15:36.436 Okay. Ready and moving left, 01:15:36.519 --> 01:15:41.191 and step, and step, and step, 01:15:41.274 --> 01:15:43.985 and step and step. 01:15:49.324 --> 01:15:51.284 Okay, it's not much further. 01:15:53.119 --> 01:15:55.288 oh! 01:15:57.290 --> 01:15:59.459 There's one of them out there! 01:15:59.543 --> 01:16:02.462 Oh, shit! Did it see you? 01:16:02.546 --> 01:16:06.675 Well, if it had, I think we'd be hearing about it by now. 01:16:06.758 --> 01:16:08.677 How far is it? 01:16:08.760 --> 01:16:11.304 Uh, uh, 100 yards about. 01:16:11.388 --> 01:16:14.266 That's a heck of a shot. 01:16:14.349 --> 01:16:16.560 Uh-huh. 01:16:16.643 --> 01:16:19.729 Whoa! You got only one shot? Then you gotta hit it... 01:16:19.813 --> 01:16:24.401 before it sends one of those heat signals to the others. 01:16:24.484 --> 01:16:26.653 I know. 01:16:33.785 --> 01:16:35.704 Cover your ears. 01:16:48.550 --> 01:16:50.510 Oh,Jesus. 01:16:52.262 --> 01:16:54.472 Jesus! 01:16:54.556 --> 01:16:57.976 God! You smoked his ass. 01:16:58.059 --> 01:17:01.313 Doin' what I can with what I got. Good. 01:17:11.573 --> 01:17:13.533 Oh, shit, partner. 01:17:17.621 --> 01:17:19.581 Oh, no! Pop the hood. 01:17:20.874 --> 01:17:22.834 I got it, I got it. 01:17:22.918 --> 01:17:24.878 Damn! 01:17:26.379 --> 01:17:28.673 We're dead. 01:17:32.802 --> 01:17:34.888 What? 01:17:34.971 --> 01:17:37.265 I didn't know. How could I've known? 01:17:39.392 --> 01:17:43.480 We're supposed to be up against graboids! I wanted maximum penetration. 01:17:43.563 --> 01:17:45.815 - Well, you've got it. - Now what? 01:17:45.899 --> 01:17:49.069 We can't stay here. We've got to get inside. 01:17:50.111 --> 01:17:52.113 uh, 01:17:52.197 --> 01:17:54.115 Cantina! 01:18:11.591 --> 01:18:13.426 Damn! 01:18:34.406 --> 01:18:38.410 Burt? 01:18:38.493 --> 01:18:40.412 Uh-oh! 01:18:40.495 --> 01:18:42.581 Burt! 01:18:46.626 --> 01:18:48.587 Oh, no, Burt! 01:19:24.206 --> 01:19:28.752 Burt, it's working; they can't find you. Don't move. 01:19:28.835 --> 01:19:33.215 Good! Good idea. 01:19:39.721 --> 01:19:41.681 This is pathetic! 01:19:43.183 --> 01:19:46.144 Wait a minute! I've got a plan, I think! 01:19:48.021 --> 01:19:51.399 Earl! Earl! 01:19:51.483 --> 01:19:54.402 Yeah, I know! I know. I just need another second. 01:20:14.172 --> 01:20:17.092 Ow! Ow! Shit! Ouch! 01:20:18.426 --> 01:20:23.014 That's great! Uh, here. Here. 01:20:24.808 --> 01:20:26.726 Get ready to run. 01:20:26.810 --> 01:20:29.312 We're gonna head for those oil towers and climb. 01:20:44.744 --> 01:20:47.581 Yes! Earl, you're a genius. 01:20:50.208 --> 01:20:52.836 Come on! It's clear. Hurry. 01:20:56.590 --> 01:20:58.967 You're okay. They can't climb. 01:20:59.050 --> 01:21:01.386 Watch your shin. Oh, man! 01:21:01.469 --> 01:21:04.890 They can't climb. Pretty slick, my man. 01:21:04.973 --> 01:21:07.225 Slick? That was brilliant. 01:21:07.309 --> 01:21:09.519 You really do think on your feet, don't you? 01:21:09.603 --> 01:21:11.521 Yeah, well. 01:21:12.772 --> 01:21:14.691 Hey, where's Burt? 01:21:14.774 --> 01:21:18.820 Oh, over here. And don't worry, they can't even find him in there. 01:21:18.904 --> 01:21:21.865 Oh, man. I think he's gonna be okay for now. 01:21:27.412 --> 01:21:30.081 Oh, I'm just dandy! 01:21:30.165 --> 01:21:32.500 So what do we do now? 01:21:35.921 --> 01:21:38.215 Hey, Burt! 01:21:38.298 --> 01:21:42.302 Are you sure you don't have any more bullets? Did you check all your pockets? 01:21:44.387 --> 01:21:50.060 You know, as I lie here, I can't help but comment: 01:21:50.143 --> 01:21:55.106 The reason I am out of nine millimetre rounds is I was not properly briefed. 01:21:55.190 --> 01:21:59.694 And the reason for that is this mission was not properly researched. 01:21:59.778 --> 01:22:03.657 If certain people had bothered to gather intelligence on the creatures... 01:22:03.740 --> 01:22:06.076 before bumbling into the situation-- 01:22:06.159 --> 01:22:09.371 Knock it off, Burt! Nobody made you come. 01:22:09.454 --> 01:22:14.334 when we should be packing full-auto, preferably belt-fed! 01:22:14.417 --> 01:22:17.379 Shut up! 01:22:17.462 --> 01:22:23.051 They're Precambrian life forms. How's anybody supposed to research Precambrian life? 01:22:23.134 --> 01:22:25.595 What difference does it make now? 01:22:25.679 --> 01:22:29.558 We're stuck on a goddam roof with a bunch of whatsits tying to eat us. 01:22:29.641 --> 01:22:32.435 I've done this before, and I did not like it. 01:22:32.519 --> 01:22:37.148 Okay. It's all my fault! So things didn't work out exactly the way we planned. 01:22:37.232 --> 01:22:39.401 If I had the right tools, I'd finish the job! 01:22:39.484 --> 01:22:42.988 Jeez! Would you just all relax? 01:22:43.071 --> 01:22:48.118 Now, look. Nobody's heard from us since last night, 01:22:48.201 --> 01:22:52.956 which means pretty soon they're going to be up here looking for us, right? 01:22:53.039 --> 01:22:58.378 So all we have to do is sit and wait. Okay? 01:23:02.132 --> 01:23:04.092 Burt? 01:23:07.304 --> 01:23:09.222 Okay. 01:23:35.540 --> 01:23:41.171 So I figured I wanted to learn some Spanish, and six months in Mexico would be an adventure. 01:23:46.092 --> 01:23:49.095 So, uh-- 01:23:50.180 --> 01:23:52.098 Seeing anybody? 01:23:57.896 --> 01:24:01.066 Not since the monsters arrived. 01:24:01.149 --> 01:24:05.487 Well, you know, you... 01:24:05.570 --> 01:24:09.199 spend a couple of days almost getting killed, you start, uh, 01:24:09.282 --> 01:24:11.493 thinking about your future and-- 01:24:11.576 --> 01:24:14.412 Thinking you should date more? 01:24:14.496 --> 01:24:17.123 Well, uh, yeah, actually. 01:24:19.209 --> 01:24:22.045 Uh, look, uh, 01:24:22.128 --> 01:24:26.049 I just don't meet that many women who can keep their cool... 01:24:26.132 --> 01:24:28.176 in a situation like this. 01:24:30.011 --> 01:24:35.100 What I mean is that, uh-- What matters to me is that a woman can handle herself. 01:24:35.183 --> 01:24:37.185 It's much more important than what she looks like. 01:24:37.269 --> 01:24:41.147 Thanks a lot. Aw, come on! You look great. 01:24:42.482 --> 01:24:46.069 Enough guys have told you that. Yeah, well. 01:24:46.152 --> 01:24:49.072 Believe it or not, I made my living as a model once upon a time. 01:24:49.155 --> 01:24:51.074 I put myself through college. 01:24:51.157 --> 01:24:53.243 I believe it. I was a-- 01:24:53.326 --> 01:24:57.122 I was even a Playmate once. 01:24:57.205 --> 01:25:01.042 About gave my dad a heart attack. 01:25:03.503 --> 01:25:07.257 What? October '74? 01:25:07.340 --> 01:25:10.635 Shit! 01:25:17.142 --> 01:25:19.436 Yup! 01:25:20.145 --> 01:25:23.231 Uh, guys. Guys! 01:25:23.315 --> 01:25:27.402 Oh, my God. Look at that. 01:25:33.867 --> 01:25:37.120 Goddam little... heat seekers. 01:25:37.204 --> 01:25:40.290 What do we do, Earl? You gotta stop asking me? 01:25:40.373 --> 01:25:43.919 I don't know! What's goin' on? 01:25:44.002 --> 01:25:45.921 What's happening? 01:25:56.389 --> 01:25:58.308 Uh-oh. 01:26:00.352 --> 01:26:03.271 Smart little bastards. 01:26:03.355 --> 01:26:05.273 Whoa! Oh! 01:26:18.245 --> 01:26:20.956 Come get me, you suckers! You hungry? 01:26:21.039 --> 01:26:24.000 - A hundred and eighty-five pounds of lean meat. - Burt, what are you doing? 01:26:24.084 --> 01:26:26.002 You know you want it! 01:26:28.088 --> 01:26:30.715 Burt! Burt! 01:26:32.926 --> 01:26:35.887 What is wrong with him? Has he got a plan? 01:26:35.971 --> 01:26:39.474 Burt's always got a plan... usually. 01:26:48.275 --> 01:26:50.193 Yes! 01:26:57.117 --> 01:26:59.035 Problem solved. 01:26:59.119 --> 01:27:02.497 You maniac! 01:27:02.581 --> 01:27:04.708 Who-oo! Oh, Burt, you did it? 01:27:04.791 --> 01:27:07.127 You tricked the little plug uglies! 01:27:07.210 --> 01:27:10.589 How's it feel to be so stupid? 01:27:12.632 --> 01:27:14.801 Who-oo! 01:27:17.470 --> 01:27:21.516 Oh, Christ! Did they find something to eat? 01:27:21.600 --> 01:27:26.396 - Uh, what's in there, Kate? - I don't know-- boxes, supplies. 01:27:26.479 --> 01:27:29.733 Golosinas-- Dulce. 01:27:29.816 --> 01:27:32.903 Hell, uh-- Dulce. Dulce. 01:27:32.986 --> 01:27:36.531 Sweet! Golosinas-- I know this one. Snack. 01:27:36.615 --> 01:27:40.160 Sweet snack food? 01:27:40.243 --> 01:27:42.370 Rice flour. 01:27:42.746 --> 01:27:46.124 I didn't know! How could I've had known? 01:27:46.208 --> 01:27:48.752 - God! Don't they ever get tired of eating? - There'll be 100 of 'em. 01:27:48.835 --> 01:27:51.546 - Okay, we're gonna run for it! - What? 01:27:51.630 --> 01:27:53.673 Where? We're not gonna make it! 01:27:53.757 --> 01:27:57.260 Look? Earl, I'm sorry. 01:27:57.344 --> 01:28:00.096 I'm sorry I got you all into this. Come on, Grady. 01:28:00.180 --> 01:28:03.141 We ain't dead yet. 01:28:05.727 --> 01:28:08.396 Okay! Come on! 01:28:08.480 --> 01:28:10.565 Okay, what, what, what, what, okay? 01:28:10.649 --> 01:28:13.068 Uh, I've got a plan! Sorta. 01:28:16.655 --> 01:28:18.698 You're gonna squirt me with this. 01:28:18.782 --> 01:28:21.826 - That's great! It'll make you cold. - Right. They won't see me. 01:28:21.910 --> 01:28:24.746 Says who? No, they're right; it oughta work. 01:28:24.829 --> 01:28:26.998 For how long? Well, we gotta try something! 01:28:27.082 --> 01:28:32.337 - But what is the point? - If I can just get to your truck, I can grab some bombs. 01:28:32.420 --> 01:28:36.091 - This is nuts! - Well, yeah, and-- 01:28:36.174 --> 01:28:38.510 Let me do it! It was my idea! 01:28:38.593 --> 01:28:42.639 No, I got you all into this. It's my fault. I'm going in. Spray me! 01:28:42.722 --> 01:28:46.434 We gotta do it before they break out. Now, blast me! 01:28:47.852 --> 01:28:50.897 Oh,Jesus! 01:28:50.981 --> 01:28:53.900 - Yes! - No! Rock rips through paper. 01:28:53.984 --> 01:28:57.904 Huh! I go! Give me that shirt. I need the gloves too. 01:28:59.698 --> 01:29:02.701 You ready? Here goes. 01:29:20.302 --> 01:29:22.512 Man, this stuff is cold! 01:29:22.596 --> 01:29:24.556 Okay, here goes. 01:29:24.639 --> 01:29:27.475 Lock this door behind me. Lock it? 01:29:27.559 --> 01:29:31.730 Yeah. I'll get the bombs and go out the other door. 01:29:31.813 --> 01:29:33.857 All right. 01:30:11.686 --> 01:30:14.022 Sounds like it's working. 01:30:18.276 --> 01:30:20.862 I can't see anything. Over here. 01:30:33.875 --> 01:30:35.835 Here! 01:30:37.045 --> 01:30:39.756 Holy tamole! There's dozens of 'em. 01:30:39.839 --> 01:30:41.758 Good Lord. 01:30:41.841 --> 01:30:47.180 Wait a minute! Paperwraps rock, doesn't it? 01:30:47.264 --> 01:30:50.475 Paper _lw__s wraps rock. 01:30:50.559 --> 01:30:52.727 Damn! 01:31:01.528 --> 01:31:04.698 He's startin' to melt! Earl, you're melting? 01:31:04.781 --> 01:31:08.660 Step on it! Come on! Go, go, go! 01:31:22.048 --> 01:31:24.175 Damn! They see him. 01:31:25.927 --> 01:31:29.764 Uh... rope! We need rope or something. 01:31:29.848 --> 01:31:33.018 Hang on, Earl! A hose! There's a hose down by the fire hydrant. 01:31:50.285 --> 01:31:52.454 Here you go. 01:31:56.583 --> 01:31:59.169 Ah! It's too short! 01:32:08.762 --> 01:32:11.473 Did you hear me? The hose is too short. 01:32:11.556 --> 01:32:13.808 Burt, hurry! 01:32:24.277 --> 01:32:26.321 oh! 01:32:28.990 --> 01:32:33.286 Heads up, Earl! Grab it! Come on! 01:32:45.215 --> 01:32:48.552 Go! Run! Run! Go! I set a bomb. 01:32:48.635 --> 01:32:51.972 What? It's the only thing I could think of. 01:33:01.481 --> 01:33:04.568 Kate, what did he do? Grady? Come on! 01:33:04.651 --> 01:33:08.572 Where the hell are the bombs? I didn't have time. I just threw one in your truck. 01:33:08.655 --> 01:33:10.866 You what? 01:33:10.949 --> 01:33:13.994 That's two-and-a-half tons of high explosives! 01:33:14.077 --> 01:33:17.247 You sayin' that's not enough? God, Burt! Don't tell me it's not enough! 01:33:17.330 --> 01:33:20.041 Not enough! Never mind. Never mind. Just run! 01:33:20.125 --> 01:33:22.043 Faster! 01:33:25.589 --> 01:33:28.341 No, no, no! Keep going. It's gonna be big. 01:33:28.425 --> 01:33:30.927 Big t Is he serious? 01:33:31.011 --> 01:33:33.763 Uh, Burt knows his bombs. How big can it be? 01:33:35.640 --> 01:33:37.851 How long did you set it for? 01:33:37.934 --> 01:33:40.770 I don't know; I just pushed it. 01:33:40.854 --> 01:33:43.648 God, it's going to be big. Big! 01:33:53.825 --> 01:33:59.456 All right, this will have to do. Get down; stay down; cover your ears. It's gonna be b _i! 01:33:59.539 --> 01:34:03.376 - Is it gonna be today? - Grady, get your ass down! 01:34:11.593 --> 01:34:13.553 oh! 01:34:40.080 --> 01:34:43.500 Hey, Grady. Grady. Grady, you all right, man? 01:34:45.460 --> 01:34:47.379 You okay? 01:34:47.462 --> 01:34:50.924 Yeah. Thanks. 01:34:51.007 --> 01:34:54.511 oh! Watch yourselves. 01:35:12.779 --> 01:35:14.739 Whew! 01:35:25.709 --> 01:35:28.211 Wow! 01:35:28.295 --> 01:35:30.672 Wow! 01:35:30.755 --> 01:35:35.844 You know, Grady. Some people think I'm overprepared. 01:35:35.927 --> 01:35:38.263 Paranoid. 01:35:38.346 --> 01:35:41.308 Maybe even a little crazy. 01:35:41.391 --> 01:35:45.270 But they never met any Precambrian life forms, did they? 01:35:50.400 --> 01:35:55.322 Uh, look, uh-- I don't mind hangin' around down here for awhile. 01:35:55.405 --> 01:35:57.324 Gonna have any free time? 01:35:57.407 --> 01:36:02.120 Well, spend a couple days almost gettin' killed, 01:36:02.204 --> 01:36:05.165 you start thinkin' about your future. 01:36:06.833 --> 01:36:09.753 Thinkin' you should date more? 01:36:09.836 --> 01:36:12.964 Well, yeah, actually. 01:36:13.048 --> 01:36:17.594 Hey, Earl, I just realized they owe us for 28 worms, man. 01:36:18.678 --> 01:36:21.223 Hey, that's right. We didn't die. 01:36:23.016 --> 01:36:25.727 Although, we did kinda blow up their refiney. 01:36:25.810 --> 01:36:28.897 Hey, that's just part of the job. 01:36:28.980 --> 01:36:31.816 ln fact, we oughta charge them for all those little ones too. 01:36:31.900 --> 01:36:36.488 Oh, yeah. We'll have enough to start our own theme park-- 01:36:36.571 --> 01:36:38.698 Grady and Earl's Monster World. 01:36:38.782 --> 01:36:40.700 Hey, no way! 01:36:40.784 --> 01:36:44.204 Come on, Earl. This could be like your big, third chance. 01:36:50.252 --> 01:38:00.352 Telegram Channel and Instagram Page .:: @bollbolljan_com ::.