WEBVTT 00:00:00.182 --> 00:00:20.182 ..:: Presented By ZarFilm Website ::.. .:: www.bolboljan.net ::. 00:00:39.206 --> 00:00:40.040 Turn it off! 00:00:40.457 --> 00:00:42.542 Turn it off! 00:00:47.255 --> 00:00:49.758 OK, that's it for today! 00:00:53.095 --> 00:00:55.847 This is a brothel, not a chorus line! 00:00:55.847 --> 00:00:58.600 You don't have to make the people think - 00:00:58.600 --> 00:01:00.685 You have to make them fuck! 00:01:05.273 --> 00:01:07.776 Now then - 00:01:07.776 --> 00:01:10.487 The doctor says to the man: 00:01:10.487 --> 00:01:13.615 You got two different testicles. 00:01:14.116 --> 00:01:17.285 One is made of wood, and the other one is metal. 00:01:18.203 --> 00:01:21.331 The man is quite surprised, 00:01:21.456 --> 00:01:24.793 and the doctor doesn't know what to say either. 00:01:24.793 --> 00:01:27.879 But then he asks: "Do you have children?" 00:01:28.964 --> 00:01:31.842 The man says: "Yes, two - 00:01:31.883 --> 00:01:36.054 Pinocchio is 3 and Terminator will be 7 soon. 00:01:43.437 --> 00:01:44.896 That's the joke? 00:01:44.896 --> 00:01:47.482 Yes, damit! 00:01:47.482 --> 00:01:50.527 Who is "Ponocchio"? 00:01:50.527 --> 00:01:54.489 "Pinocchio" is a marionette - made of wood. 00:01:54.489 --> 00:01:57.617 And "Terminator" is made of metal. 00:01:58.994 --> 00:02:02.080 - I don't understand your joke! - Because you don't listen right! 00:02:02.122 --> 00:02:04.166 - I did! - No, you didn't! 00:02:04.166 --> 00:02:07.502 I have to explain every joke to you three times and you still don't get it! 00:02:07.544 --> 00:02:09.588 I understood your fucking joke! 00:02:09.629 --> 00:02:12.758 "Terminator" is a machine! 00:02:12.758 --> 00:02:14.843 - made of metal! 00:02:15.844 --> 00:02:20.015 But why is a child a marionette? 00:02:20.140 --> 00:02:21.391 Now, that's it! 00:02:21.391 --> 00:02:24.519 I'll never tell you a another goddamned joke again! 00:02:26.480 --> 00:02:31.693 You will drive this car to Curtis, give it to him and piss off. 00:02:33.070 --> 00:02:35.238 - OK, Boss! - No, not OK! 00:02:35.280 --> 00:02:37.240 "Driving" means: You don't stop even once! 00:02:37.240 --> 00:02:39.743 But what if we have to take a piss? 00:02:39.743 --> 00:02:43.789 Then one of you morons will take a piss and the other one stays in the car! 00:02:43.830 --> 00:02:46.958 You are never to take your eyes off the car! Understood? 00:02:47.042 --> 00:02:48.794 Understood, boss - understood! 00:02:50.045 --> 00:02:51.838 Abdul, did you get that? 00:02:51.838 --> 00:02:54.966 Yes, no problem, boss! - No problem! 00:02:57.135 --> 00:03:00.305 OK, Hank, let's toss a coin: If it's heads, I drive... 00:03:00.389 --> 00:03:01.848 Abdul! 00:03:01.848 --> 00:03:04.976 Hank will drive the car first! 00:03:05.060 --> 00:03:08.230 You can switch later, but Hank will start now! 00:03:09.981 --> 00:03:13.110 Always Hank! 00:03:23.328 --> 00:03:26.039 Hey! Maybe you can wait until I get in? 00:03:26.039 --> 00:03:29.167 Be careful! Idiots! 00:04:47.370 --> 00:04:49.039 Good day! 00:04:49.039 --> 00:04:52.167 I am here for the check-up. 00:04:58.924 --> 00:05:01.968 - Am I allowed to smoke? - No, it is strictly forbidden! 00:05:01.968 --> 00:05:03.512 Damn... 00:05:06.890 --> 00:05:08.975 Mr. Wurlitzer? 00:05:09.559 --> 00:05:10.602 Rudi Wurlitzer? 00:05:11.645 --> 00:05:12.687 Come with me! 00:05:12.687 --> 00:05:15.816 - Please take off your clothes! - Underwear too? 00:05:16.149 --> 00:05:18.026 No! That's enough! 00:05:18.527 --> 00:05:20.320 Time for a urine sample! 00:05:20.320 --> 00:05:21.988 Nurse? 00:05:21.988 --> 00:05:24.074 I need a new cup - this one is full! 00:05:24.074 --> 00:05:25.867 - Sorry, I can't. 00:05:27.411 --> 00:05:30.539 - Either you pee or I'll use a catheter! 00:05:58.692 --> 00:06:01.820 Take a deep breath And... 00:06:02.446 --> 00:06:05.574 Hold it! 00:06:09.745 --> 00:06:11.329 No! 00:06:13.498 --> 00:06:15.584 I can't believe it! 00:06:17.252 --> 00:06:20.380 Yes, I always say: Preventive Check-up! 00:06:22.883 --> 00:06:25.510 Where is it? Here? 00:06:27.679 --> 00:06:29.848 Cut it out! 00:06:30.390 --> 00:06:33.393 We can do that 00:06:33.435 --> 00:06:35.896 What do you mean: "We can do that"? 00:06:35.937 --> 00:06:39.983 That means that the tumour in your head is already quite big. 00:06:39.983 --> 00:06:43.528 It is still growing and it's pressing on your brain. It doesn't look good. 00:06:44.154 --> 00:06:47.282 You've come too late. 00:07:00.128 --> 00:07:02.381 How much time do I have left? 00:07:02.422 --> 00:07:04.591 Perhaps only days 00:07:06.259 --> 00:07:10.972 My father died of bone cancer, too. 00:07:13.058 --> 00:07:15.727 They dissected him piece by piece. 00:07:15.769 --> 00:07:17.562 - but it didn't help 00:07:17.562 --> 00:07:19.398 He died in the end. 00:07:19.898 --> 00:07:23.068 How long ago was that, Mr. Wurlitzer? 00:07:23.485 --> 00:07:24.820 20 years. 00:07:25.153 --> 00:07:28.240 Medicine has made some progress in the last 20 years. 00:07:30.242 --> 00:07:33.370 Maybe technology is better now - 00:07:33.495 --> 00:07:36.581 - but you still can't cure cancer or HIV. 00:07:36.707 --> 00:07:40.877 Yes, there will always be an illness we can't cure. 00:07:42.254 --> 00:07:44.631 I understand that you are worried. 00:07:45.173 --> 00:07:46.717 Worried? 00:07:49.928 --> 00:07:52.639 You know, it's just the fact that - 00:07:52.681 --> 00:07:57.978 Death is a very unpleasant form of life. 00:08:02.149 --> 00:08:05.277 Come on! Come on! 00:08:14.786 --> 00:08:17.873 Oh no! 00:08:17.998 --> 00:08:20.625 You are not allowed to do whatever you want Mr. Brest! 00:08:20.625 --> 00:08:23.295 This is a hospital and not an amusement park! 00:08:23.295 --> 00:08:27.382 Mr. Wurlitzer, this is your bed. You can put your things in the locker. 00:08:27.382 --> 00:08:30.510 The doctor will stop by later. You can rest now. 00:08:32.179 --> 00:08:36.349 The doctor will find out about the cigarettes and you'll be in deep trouble! 00:08:37.893 --> 00:08:40.187 Nurse? 00:08:40.228 --> 00:08:42.856 Can you give me a blowjob? 00:08:42.856 --> 00:08:45.525 Or maybe bring me some tea? 00:09:13.678 --> 00:09:17.516 Franky said we can switch, and now I want to drive! 00:09:17.557 --> 00:09:20.644 Goddamn it we're not even halfway there yet! 00:09:22.437 --> 00:09:25.565 Move over, or shall I blow you? 00:09:26.733 --> 00:09:28.151 God damn it!! 00:09:28.193 --> 00:09:31.822 - Hank, why do I always have to flip? - It's "flip out"... 00:09:53.301 --> 00:09:57.264 This is automatic transmission. You have to put it in "D"! 00:09:57.472 --> 00:09:59.558 I know! 00:10:04.438 --> 00:10:07.566 - Put it in "D"! - I know! 00:10:07.816 --> 00:10:12.154 And it is "blow one's brains" and not just "blow someone"! 00:10:12.696 --> 00:10:14.239 I know! 00:10:35.427 --> 00:10:37.721 What is going on? 00:10:37.721 --> 00:10:40.432 I just wanted to see if everything is alright. 00:10:40.432 --> 00:10:41.892 "If everything is alright"? 00:10:41.892 --> 00:10:48.148 You looked dead. I don't want share a room with a dead man. 00:10:48.690 --> 00:10:51.026 I am not dead. 00:10:51.026 --> 00:10:53.236 I am still alive. 00:10:53.236 --> 00:10:55.447 Good for you! 00:10:56.073 --> 00:10:59.618 I've got a tumour in my head as big as a tennis ball. 00:10:59.618 --> 00:11:01.703 I only got a few days left. 00:11:06.708 --> 00:11:08.794 They told you? 00:11:16.718 --> 00:11:18.804 I've got cancer - 00:11:18.804 --> 00:11:21.932 bone cancer. 00:11:24.643 --> 00:11:29.856 This must be the bite-the-dust section. Some kind of broom closet. 00:11:41.535 --> 00:11:43.912 Maybe we should have asked? 00:11:43.912 --> 00:11:50.168 Oh sure! "Nurse, we need salt and lemons, because we want to get drunk with Tequila!" 00:12:06.768 --> 00:12:08.353 Salt! 00:12:18.447 --> 00:12:21.450 Well done, Abdul! It was a red light! 00:12:21.491 --> 00:12:22.492 I know! 00:12:22.534 --> 00:12:25.537 If you scratched the paint, Franky will kill us! 00:12:25.537 --> 00:12:28.665 You are completely nuts! 00:12:30.625 --> 00:12:33.045 Where did you come from? 00:12:33.045 --> 00:12:35.464 You assholes ran me over! 00:12:35.464 --> 00:12:37.090 My leg! 00:12:37.132 --> 00:12:39.259 Does it hurt? 00:12:39.259 --> 00:12:41.386 Yeah, Achmed! 00:12:42.220 --> 00:12:44.056 But nothing happened! 00:12:44.056 --> 00:12:45.849 Are you a fucking doctor? 00:12:45.891 --> 00:12:48.977 Come on boy, everything looks fine. 00:12:49.519 --> 00:12:51.605 Do you want a banana? 00:12:55.358 --> 00:12:59.529 I want you to take me to the hospital with this car. Motherfuckers! 00:13:00.989 --> 00:13:04.117 This car has only two seats. 00:13:04.117 --> 00:13:07.245 Then ride in the trunk, you can't drive anyway! 00:13:10.665 --> 00:13:11.750 Smoking! 00:13:12.751 --> 00:13:14.836 Smoking helps. 00:13:15.796 --> 00:13:17.881 Smoking? 00:13:18.298 --> 00:13:21.426 No, that's dangerous to your health! 00:13:22.677 --> 00:13:25.806 Do I have lung cancer? 00:13:35.107 --> 00:13:43.740 You stand on the beach and taste the salty smell of the wind that comes from the ocean, 00:13:44.032 --> 00:13:50.622 and inside you feel the warmth of never ending freedom, 00:13:52.916 --> 00:14:03.218 and on your lips the bitter, tear- soaked kiss of your lover. 00:14:05.429 --> 00:14:08.557 I have never been to the ocean. 00:14:13.478 --> 00:14:16.565 That can't be true! 00:14:16.815 --> 00:14:19.901 You have never ever been to the ocean? 00:14:20.861 --> 00:14:23.989 Never - ever! 00:14:25.574 --> 00:14:29.828 Both of us are knocking on heavens door, drinking tequila- 00:14:30.328 --> 00:14:34.624 - we are biting-the-dust experts- 00:14:35.584 --> 00:14:38.670 - and you have never - ever been to the ocean! 00:14:39.004 --> 00:14:42.132 Never - ever! 00:14:42.424 --> 00:14:46.595 Don't you know how it is when you arrive in heaven? 00:14:48.180 --> 00:14:54.770 In heaven that's all they talk about - the ocean - and how wonderful it is. 00:14:57.147 --> 00:15:05.489 They talk about the sunsets they have seen. They talk about how the sun turned blood-red before it set. 00:15:05.489 --> 00:15:09.868 And they talk about how they felt when the sun was loosing its power, 00:15:09.868 --> 00:15:15.916 - and the cold that was coming from the ocean, while the rest of the fire was still glowing. 00:15:17.376 --> 00:15:20.504 And you - 00:15:20.629 --> 00:15:26.051 You can't talk about it with them, since you have never been there! 00:15:27.386 --> 00:15:31.556 You will be a fucking outsider up there! 00:15:40.941 --> 00:15:44.694 And there is nothing we can do about it? 00:15:55.539 --> 00:15:57.207 How did this happen? 00:15:57.207 --> 00:16:02.337 These two morons went through a red light and hit me. 00:16:20.272 --> 00:16:24.526 Can you do me a favour please? Don't let them go! 00:16:25.444 --> 00:16:29.114 - There will be trouble with the insurance. - Sure. 00:16:40.042 --> 00:16:45.464 - We are in a hurry and the boy is fine, anyway. - The doctor will decide that for himself. 00:16:48.508 --> 00:16:49.760 Let's smash the window! 00:16:49.760 --> 00:16:52.888 First you run over a kid and then you run away? 00:16:56.433 --> 00:16:59.561 Don't let these idiots go! 00:17:01.646 --> 00:17:07.402 - We've got a very important job to do! - Everybody shut up! We're leaving now! 00:17:07.402 --> 00:17:11.323 - What the hell is this? - What did you say, bitch? 00:17:11.323 --> 00:17:14.659 Hank says we are in a hurry and Abdul says we go! Understand? 00:17:14.701 --> 00:17:18.121 Are you stupid? Don't let these idiots go! 00:17:18.330 --> 00:17:21.041 You gotta hit it! 00:17:21.041 --> 00:17:23.752 On the ignition? 00:17:37.015 --> 00:17:39.601 Tell me... how is your leg? 00:17:39.601 --> 00:17:41.686 It's OK. 00:17:43.021 --> 00:17:44.189 The pain is gone? 00:17:44.189 --> 00:17:45.774 Yeah, the pain's gone! 00:17:47.109 --> 00:17:49.611 Good! 00:17:49.611 --> 00:17:51.696 Little motherfucker! 00:17:56.076 --> 00:17:59.204 - Step back! - Don't move, assholes! 00:18:12.884 --> 00:18:15.971 Is the surgery over? 00:18:15.971 --> 00:18:19.850 Yeah, you're in heaven. I'm god and this is Petrus. 00:18:19.850 --> 00:18:21.393 Salam Aleikum! 00:18:21.435 --> 00:18:22.769 Oh shit! 00:18:25.397 --> 00:18:30.485 Excuse us, can you tell us where the exit is? 00:18:30.485 --> 00:18:33.613 Over there on the left. 00:18:34.239 --> 00:18:37.367 Did you see that? They've got the same car as us! 00:19:50.232 --> 00:19:53.068 Where did you get the gun? 00:19:53.068 --> 00:19:56.196 It was in the glove compartment. 00:19:57.155 --> 00:20:00.242 Glove compartment? 00:20:00.242 --> 00:20:02.536 What car is this, anyway? 00:20:02.536 --> 00:20:05.664 That is a Mercedes 230 SL baby-blue. 00:20:07.582 --> 00:20:10.335 I mean who does it belong to? 00:20:10.335 --> 00:20:13.088 I have no idea - we stole it! 00:20:14.756 --> 00:20:18.593 You mean I was involved in the theft of a car? 00:20:18.635 --> 00:20:21.221 You could say that. 00:20:21.221 --> 00:20:24.683 - I can't remember anything! - You helped pick it out. 00:20:24.683 --> 00:20:28.103 - Martin Brest, right? - Yes, the one from the hospital. 00:20:28.103 --> 00:20:31.523 Shouldn't we get going? We are on our way to the ocean. 00:20:31.565 --> 00:20:35.193 You have never been there, so we decided to go. 00:20:38.530 --> 00:20:41.658 I think I don't want to go. 00:20:42.284 --> 00:20:44.453 Then you can't talk about it up there! 00:20:44.453 --> 00:20:47.622 Yes, I know, I also want to go to the ocean, but... 00:20:48.040 --> 00:20:51.168 ... I am afraid. 00:20:53.462 --> 00:20:55.505 Let me tell you: 00:20:55.547 --> 00:20:59.176 You don't have to be afraid. 00:20:59.509 --> 00:21:05.307 Didn't I tell you: Nobody was to leave the fucking car? 00:21:05.348 --> 00:21:11.146 Didn't I tell you idiots not to take your eyes of the car? 00:21:12.814 --> 00:21:14.816 Didn't I? 00:21:14.816 --> 00:21:17.527 Yes, you did, boss! 00:21:17.527 --> 00:21:20.655 Why didn't you do it, then? 00:21:21.073 --> 00:21:23.867 There was this boy... 00:21:23.867 --> 00:21:26.912 I don't want to hear any more bullshit! 00:21:26.912 --> 00:21:30.040 I could kill both of you! 00:21:30.040 --> 00:21:33.168 I mean, I have the right to do so! 00:21:33.377 --> 00:21:37.756 But I want my car back and therefore I'm giving you another chance. 00:21:37.756 --> 00:21:42.344 Bring the car back and the two motherfuckers that stole it! 00:21:42.344 --> 00:21:45.472 And make it quick! 00:21:45.472 --> 00:21:48.600 Do you understand? 00:22:16.670 --> 00:22:19.798 Good morning! 00:22:25.512 --> 00:22:28.098 85.70 please! 00:22:28.140 --> 00:22:31.143 I know, but unfortunately I have no money with me. 00:22:31.143 --> 00:22:35.439 Oh, you are driving a big Mercedes, but you don't have any money? 00:22:35.439 --> 00:22:38.567 Then give me your pyjamas! 00:22:46.158 --> 00:22:49.828 It seems we've got a problem here. 00:23:05.135 --> 00:23:07.345 Should I be afraid or something? 00:23:07.345 --> 00:23:10.223 Martin! Don't be stupid! 00:23:10.265 --> 00:23:13.143 Finally there is someone with a good idea! 00:23:13.185 --> 00:23:18.690 Put the gun away! I don't want to be involved in this. It's armed robbery! 00:23:22.444 --> 00:23:26.615 Oh no! Just forget what I said! 00:23:26.615 --> 00:23:30.035 - Rudi, go back to the car! - No, I won't! 00:23:30.035 --> 00:23:33.205 At this moment it is just armed - something-, since I didn't take anything! 00:23:33.205 --> 00:23:34.456 But you plan to do it! 00:23:34.456 --> 00:23:35.374 Boys! 00:23:35.374 --> 00:23:38.502 - Just a second! - We don't have money... 00:23:38.502 --> 00:23:39.544 Boys! 00:23:39.544 --> 00:23:42.672 - One moment! We shouldn't do it! - Why not? 00:23:42.672 --> 00:23:43.632 It's against the law! 00:23:43.632 --> 00:23:44.716 BOYS! 00:23:44.716 --> 00:23:45.801 WHAT? 00:23:45.801 --> 00:23:51.848 Just a hint - before my fingers fall asleep - maybe you should plan your robberies beforehand! 00:23:51.848 --> 00:23:54.976 You're starting to get on my fucking nerves! This gun is real! 00:23:54.976 --> 00:23:59.147 I believe you, but what can you really do to me anyway? 00:23:59.481 --> 00:24:06.988 It is now 10:58am. At 11am, my friend will come by and he is a policeman. 00:24:06.988 --> 00:24:10.075 He always comes at 11am. 00:24:10.075 --> 00:24:19.167 He walks in and checks if everything is alright, drinks a "Jaegermeister" and then he leaves again. 00:24:19.167 --> 00:24:22.295 IF everything is alright... 00:24:23.547 --> 00:24:25.465 Where is Klaus? 00:24:25.465 --> 00:24:27.384 Who is Klaus? 00:24:27.426 --> 00:24:32.597 Every morning at 11am I come in here and Klaus is there instead of you. 00:24:33.014 --> 00:24:35.517 Oh, Klaus! 00:24:35.559 --> 00:24:38.019 He's sick. 00:24:45.444 --> 00:24:50.115 Perhaps you are telling the truth and he really is ill- 00:24:53.368 --> 00:24:55.871 - what car is this? 00:24:55.871 --> 00:24:59.541 That is a Mercedes 230 SL baby-blue. 00:24:59.624 --> 00:25:02.502 Baby-blue? 00:25:02.502 --> 00:25:05.380 Who owns it? 00:25:08.175 --> 00:25:11.303 You're a tough customer! 00:25:12.345 --> 00:25:15.474 Hey, wait a sec! 00:25:15.891 --> 00:25:19.853 Me and Rudi stole this car yesterday! 00:25:19.853 --> 00:25:21.730 Who is Rudi? 00:25:21.730 --> 00:25:23.607 Rudi Wurlitzer! 00:25:23.607 --> 00:25:29.321 We want to go to the ocean and we didn't have a car. What could we have done? Walk? 00:25:29.654 --> 00:25:32.574 And Klaus is really not ill. 00:25:32.574 --> 00:25:37.788 Well, maybe up there, since he wanted my pyjamas! 00:25:40.082 --> 00:25:45.295 But now he is sitting down here with a gun pointed at his head! 00:26:01.853 --> 00:26:04.064 That's a good one! 00:26:04.064 --> 00:26:06.149 Really good! 00:26:10.320 --> 00:26:11.863 My drink is on the house, like always! 00:26:11.905 --> 00:26:14.700 No, it's 2.50! 00:26:14.700 --> 00:26:20.956 Maybe you can get away with this with Klaus, since he is your friend. But with me you gotta to pay 2.50. 00:26:55.574 --> 00:26:58.076 Good day, gentleman! 00:26:58.076 --> 00:27:00.579 What can I do for you? 00:27:00.662 --> 00:27:02.039 How much is this car? 00:27:02.039 --> 00:27:04.958 That is a Mercedes 230 SL - 170 HP. 00:27:04.958 --> 00:27:08.086 How much is it? 00:27:08.295 --> 00:27:10.672 The way it is now? 00:27:10.672 --> 00:27:16.428 Leather seats, special paint, stereo radio - with CD player! 00:27:17.345 --> 00:27:20.515 How much? 00:27:21.099 --> 00:27:25.270 Since you are a foreigner and foreigners have a hard time in Germany... 00:27:25.687 --> 00:27:27.147 75,000! 00:27:27.189 --> 00:27:31.860 Are you playing us for a sucker? That is a used car! 00:27:31.860 --> 00:27:36.531 I know, but it's a rare item and rare items cost a lot. 00:27:37.699 --> 00:27:40.827 But first we sign the papers. 00:27:46.375 --> 00:27:47.084 Do you have money? 00:27:47.084 --> 00:27:50.212 Not enough! 00:27:50.420 --> 00:27:53.465 Lets bump this motherfucker! 00:27:53.465 --> 00:27:55.008 Bump him OFF! 00:27:55.008 --> 00:27:57.719 Bump him off and take the car! 00:27:57.719 --> 00:28:00.305 Can you hold the car until tonight? 00:28:00.347 --> 00:28:03.475 Sure! 00:28:08.063 --> 00:28:10.524 That looks great on you, Rudi! 00:28:10.565 --> 00:28:13.235 Maybe you should try on the red one again? 00:28:13.276 --> 00:28:15.987 I will, but I think I will take this one! 00:28:20.033 --> 00:28:24.079 If you plan to rob this shop too, I'm outta here! Got it? 00:28:24.121 --> 00:28:26.164 Sure! 00:28:27.541 --> 00:28:30.669 - Am I allowed to smoke here? - Of course! 00:28:33.797 --> 00:28:37.175 How much for all of this? 00:28:37.175 --> 00:28:40.595 Your suit alone is 2,300. 00:28:41.513 --> 00:28:43.598 2,300? 00:28:46.017 --> 00:28:49.104 I'll have to pick up some cash first. 00:28:49.438 --> 00:28:52.566 But this is... about... 00:28:53.942 --> 00:28:57.029 3,000- for now 00:28:58.613 --> 00:29:01.950 These are most amazing clothes I have ever worn. 00:29:01.950 --> 00:29:06.329 Just a few Marks from the gas station - they are a gas company, they won't even notice! 00:29:06.329 --> 00:29:07.789 Right! 00:29:07.789 --> 00:29:10.917 I'll go and get some money now, ok? 00:29:39.071 --> 00:29:41.531 Sorry, we're on lunch break. 00:29:41.531 --> 00:29:43.992 Lunch break is cancelled today! 00:30:08.892 --> 00:30:12.104 You have to say something or nothing will happen here! 00:30:12.145 --> 00:30:15.357 You got 3 seconds: Someone will tell me what I want or... 00:30:15.982 --> 00:30:19.111 Let's just say that this is not a water pistol! 00:30:21.113 --> 00:30:23.198 You want all the money! 00:30:25.283 --> 00:30:28.912 100 Marks for you, the rest goes in the bag! Hurry up! 00:30:30.372 --> 00:30:32.457 Excuse me... 00:30:33.792 --> 00:30:35.043 What? 00:30:35.460 --> 00:30:41.717 I know it's a stupid question, but usually my customers don't turn up in pyjamas... 00:30:46.304 --> 00:30:49.474 Without shoes even! 00:30:51.435 --> 00:30:56.648 Hi, my name is Martin Brest! As you can see I am robbing your silly bank! 00:30:56.648 --> 00:31:00.902 And just because I picked out this suit, but I can't afford it! 00:31:00.944 --> 00:31:05.073 You can stop babbling: They don't record the audio anyway. 00:31:05.615 --> 00:31:08.744 80,000! 00:31:21.673 --> 00:31:24.801 Hank! Look at that guy! 00:31:26.887 --> 00:31:29.389 What about him? 00:31:29.389 --> 00:31:32.517 Look at the amazing suit he is wearing! 00:31:34.394 --> 00:31:36.688 Come on! 00:31:36.688 --> 00:31:38.440 I'll take the black one! 00:31:38.440 --> 00:31:41.068 That should be enough! Come on, Rudi! 00:31:41.068 --> 00:31:44.196 You can keep the rest! 00:31:44.696 --> 00:31:47.866 I think we can lower our hands now... 00:31:47.866 --> 00:31:49.701 Hands up! This is a robbery! 00:31:49.701 --> 00:31:52.871 What are you looking at assholes? Gimme all your money or you're dead! 00:31:52.871 --> 00:31:55.957 You've arrived too late, by one minute... 00:32:29.324 --> 00:32:33.495 - This red thing looks completely silly! - Stop bitching... 00:32:35.414 --> 00:32:38.500 Red is your colour! 00:33:02.816 --> 00:33:04.359 What's in the bag? 00:33:04.401 --> 00:33:06.153 Just come on! 00:33:06.153 --> 00:33:09.781 Tell me what's in there, or I'll stay right here. 00:33:50.155 --> 00:33:52.240 60... 70... 00:33:52.240 --> 00:33:54.785 75! 00:33:54.785 --> 00:33:57.329 75,000! 00:33:58.497 --> 00:34:01.625 And I am wearing this ridiculous red thing! 00:34:02.250 --> 00:34:05.170 We'll buy you a new one. 00:34:05.170 --> 00:34:08.298 What? We'll buy you a new one! 00:34:08.298 --> 00:34:10.384 Or two? 00:34:23.522 --> 00:34:28.735 Trinidad! Tierra del Fuego! Bora-Bora! Hawaii! 00:34:29.986 --> 00:34:34.157 Even some places we can't pronounce! 00:34:41.873 --> 00:34:46.044 Actually, I only want to go to the ocean. 00:35:30.589 --> 00:35:35.761 Do you really believe we will be sitting on a cloud and talk about the ocean? 00:35:40.474 --> 00:35:43.602 Yes, I really do! 00:36:02.871 --> 00:36:04.331 Boss! 00:36:04.373 --> 00:36:06.625 This just came in from Wiesbaden! 00:36:06.666 --> 00:36:08.960 Martin Brest is a Snow White! 00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:10.796 Oh, you mean... 00:36:10.796 --> 00:36:13.715 No, he is not in our files! 00:36:13.757 --> 00:36:16.885 So why did he crack up then? He's never done anything and now: 00:36:16.885 --> 00:36:20.013 bank robbery, gas station... 00:36:20.305 --> 00:36:23.225 And what about the car, this Mercedes...? 00:36:23.225 --> 00:36:24.559 Nothing. 00:36:24.559 --> 00:36:27.729 And now guess why! 00:36:31.650 --> 00:36:34.820 Just put out a search warrant, Keller! 00:36:35.112 --> 00:36:37.447 OK, boss! 00:36:37.447 --> 00:36:39.825 And, Keller? 00:36:41.368 --> 00:36:43.453 Nothing... 00:37:05.892 --> 00:37:09.020 One million! 00:37:09.938 --> 00:37:12.774 And you, like an idiot, are robbing banks! 00:37:12.774 --> 00:37:15.861 One million! This is a lucky car! 00:37:19.031 --> 00:37:22.117 And now? 00:38:07.913 --> 00:38:11.041 If you need something else, just ring for me. 00:38:14.461 --> 00:38:16.546 What? 00:38:16.880 --> 00:38:18.965 Oh, yes. 00:38:23.345 --> 00:38:26.473 Thank you. I hope you enjoy your stay! 00:38:29.684 --> 00:38:32.854 Thank you very much! 00:38:42.739 --> 00:38:44.282 Hey! Where are you going? 00:38:44.324 --> 00:38:46.368 I quit! 00:38:54.710 --> 00:38:59.423 Is there something you can tell me? Except that you turned this place upside down? 00:38:59.423 --> 00:39:02.551 Of course! Look what I found! 00:39:02.676 --> 00:39:06.096 This is for a check-up in the hospital. In half an hour. We can make it there! 00:39:06.096 --> 00:39:09.224 - That was yesterday! - Oh, we might be late then. 00:39:13.186 --> 00:39:18.400 Two number fifteens, please. Is there anything else you can recommend? 00:39:20.152 --> 00:39:22.988 Oh yes - what is it? 00:39:22.988 --> 00:39:26.116 I see. Two ice-creams then. 00:39:28.618 --> 00:39:31.747 And, one bottle of... 00:39:31.747 --> 00:39:36.960 No, two bottles of "Cuvee Dom Perignon" - and two glasses please! 00:39:38.128 --> 00:39:39.171 Ten minutes? 00:39:39.963 --> 00:39:41.006 Okay, thanks. 00:39:41.965 --> 00:39:45.093 Oh, and a French dictionary please! 00:39:47.512 --> 00:39:50.098 Of course, boss! 00:39:50.098 --> 00:39:52.684 Yes Franky... 00:39:52.726 --> 00:39:55.854 The cops are after the car, too... 00:39:56.146 --> 00:39:59.274 We are listening to the cops radio... 00:39:59.358 --> 00:40:02.527 You can rely on us, Franky - 120 percent! 00:40:05.530 --> 00:40:08.658 Yes, 120 percent... 00:40:09.493 --> 00:40:12.621 Yes, today. 00:40:19.586 --> 00:40:22.214 What did Franky say? 00:40:22.214 --> 00:40:26.385 Franky says: "If you morons don't find the car before the cops do - 00:40:26.385 --> 00:40:28.970 - something bad will happen to you!" 00:40:29.012 --> 00:40:31.598 But what can happen? Franky is harmless! 00:40:31.598 --> 00:40:32.724 Are you kidding? 00:40:32.724 --> 00:40:37.979 I heard Franky once bit someoneís balls off, that owed him money. 00:40:38.980 --> 00:40:41.066 And he swallowed them! 00:40:41.733 --> 00:40:44.778 Ahhh! That was delicious! 00:40:44.778 --> 00:40:47.864 Now tell me: What was it? 00:40:48.073 --> 00:40:51.201 Bull testicles! 00:40:51.618 --> 00:40:55.789 - You are saying we ate the balls of a bull? - Seems so... 00:41:01.211 --> 00:41:05.382 Let's hope the ice cream was really ice cream! 00:41:18.729 --> 00:41:21.648 - How many do you have? - Eight. 00:41:21.648 --> 00:41:24.151 - Eight? - Yes, how many do you have? 00:41:24.151 --> 00:41:27.070 Twenty 00:41:27.070 --> 00:41:31.241 Do you remember that the doctor said that you only have a few days left? 00:41:35.412 --> 00:41:39.583 Maybe we should pick just one wish - the most important one! 00:41:44.171 --> 00:41:47.299 That's difficult... I don't want to decide. 00:41:48.884 --> 00:41:53.555 Let's do it this way: You pick a number from my list and I pick one from yours. 00:41:53.889 --> 00:41:56.975 - Okay. Who starts? - You! 00:41:56.975 --> 00:42:00.145 You have twenty... then I take number... 00:42:01.563 --> 00:42:04.733 One! I take number one! 00:42:06.193 --> 00:42:08.945 That's the Cadillac for my mother. 00:42:08.945 --> 00:42:11.698 - "Cadillac for your mother"? - Yes. 00:42:11.823 --> 00:42:15.994 A Cadillac Fleetwood - like the one Elvis bought for his mother. 00:42:17.412 --> 00:42:21.583 My mother is the biggest Elvis fan in the world. 00:42:21.833 --> 00:42:28.090 When I was a small boy I was sitting in front of the TV with my mother, when we saw it. 00:42:30.759 --> 00:42:34.930 My mother was sitting there and she cried. 00:42:36.098 --> 00:42:41.311 And since then it was my biggest wish to buy one for her, too. 00:42:42.437 --> 00:42:45.565 But I never had the money... 00:42:46.108 --> 00:42:49.236 That is a good wish 00:42:51.738 --> 00:42:53.824 I like it. 00:42:56.952 --> 00:43:00.080 Now it's your turn. Pick a number. 00:43:00.789 --> 00:43:03.583 You had eight - so I take seven - 00:43:03.583 --> 00:43:06.336 No, I'll take number one, too. 00:43:07.796 --> 00:43:10.924 Can't we pick something else? 00:43:22.394 --> 00:43:24.688 That's your wish? 00:43:24.688 --> 00:43:26.982 Your number one wish? 00:43:26.982 --> 00:43:30.110 Yes, it's not as good as the Cadillac for your mother, but... 00:43:30.736 --> 00:43:32.487 "Fuck two women at once". 00:43:32.529 --> 00:43:34.281 No: "Sleep with them"! 00:43:34.281 --> 00:43:37.409 "Fuck"! - You want to "fuck" them. 00:43:38.660 --> 00:43:42.497 - That's how you say it in your language! - That's how you say it in every language! 00:43:42.539 --> 00:43:47.502 "To sleep": That is to close your eyes and turn around. 00:43:47.544 --> 00:43:50.672 The thing you want to do is: "Fuck"! 00:45:05.831 --> 00:45:08.959 Martin! Wake up! 00:45:10.836 --> 00:45:13.088 What's wrong? 00:45:13.088 --> 00:45:15.340 The police! 00:45:28.228 --> 00:45:32.441 Put your guns away, or I will kill the hostage! 00:45:44.703 --> 00:45:46.788 Take off your clothes! 00:45:55.130 --> 00:45:57.090 Did you catch the bandits? 00:45:57.090 --> 00:45:59.009 Do I look like Batman? 00:45:59.009 --> 00:46:00.677 - Are you the manager? - Yes. 00:46:00.677 --> 00:46:05.891 They want to blow up the entire hotel. We'll call the SWAT team! 00:46:16.818 --> 00:46:19.988 Nice car, isn't it? 00:46:20.572 --> 00:46:22.574 This is our car! 00:46:22.574 --> 00:46:27.245 - Your car? - Yes, officer, it was stolen. 00:46:27.371 --> 00:46:29.539 - Too bad. - Yes, bad things happen... 00:46:29.581 --> 00:46:34.753 Things happen? The two motherfucking thieves are probably in that hotel! 00:46:35.087 --> 00:46:36.129 Probably! 00:46:36.129 --> 00:46:38.423 Is this your car? 00:46:38.423 --> 00:46:43.095 Here is the key! Never leave it on the sun visor again! 00:46:46.431 --> 00:46:47.516 See? 00:46:54.481 --> 00:46:56.358 I am coming soon, lads! 00:47:01.029 --> 00:47:04.199 That were nice fucking cops! 00:47:05.450 --> 00:47:08.537 I knew that I could rely on you! 00:47:11.039 --> 00:47:14.209 Well done! 00:47:24.803 --> 00:47:27.973 Where is the case? 00:47:28.390 --> 00:47:29.808 Which case? 00:47:29.808 --> 00:47:32.978 The case with my money is gone! 00:47:33.395 --> 00:47:35.439 We don't know anything about a case. 00:47:35.480 --> 00:47:44.823 There was a case with a million that I owe to Curtis and now you motherfuckers owe it to me! 00:47:45.991 --> 00:47:48.702 But where can we get a million? 00:47:48.702 --> 00:47:52.330 Why are you asking me? Go to the bank! Play the lottery! Ask your mothers! 00:47:52.372 --> 00:47:56.501 But the fucking cops stole it. They are all corrupt! 00:47:59.129 --> 00:48:01.298 Corrupt! 00:48:01.339 --> 00:48:04.426 - See? - I know! 00:48:22.778 --> 00:48:26.948 - Is something wrong? - Your driver's license and registration, please! 00:48:30.702 --> 00:48:32.788 registration... 00:48:33.205 --> 00:48:35.290 driver's license. 00:48:36.249 --> 00:48:39.294 - The car is almost new? - Not even one year old. 00:48:39.294 --> 00:48:41.880 - How many kilometres? - Less than 30,000. 00:48:41.880 --> 00:48:44.466 - Have you been in the army? - 4 years. 00:48:44.508 --> 00:48:46.093 - Yes or No? 00:48:46.093 --> 00:48:47.719 Yes, sir! 00:48:47.719 --> 00:48:49.304 Are there problems with the radiator? 00:48:49.304 --> 00:48:51.640 - Who? - The car! 00:48:51.640 --> 00:48:53.975 No. Everything's fine. 00:48:54.476 --> 00:48:58.647 I think everything is fine here, too. He is destined for the mission! 00:48:59.064 --> 00:49:00.732 What mission? 00:49:00.732 --> 00:49:03.902 Get out of the car! 00:49:08.240 --> 00:49:10.325 Come with me. 00:49:11.076 --> 00:49:17.332 This is a special mission. We picked you because we think you are destined to do it. 00:49:18.250 --> 00:49:21.420 Really? Can I get some money out of it? 00:49:22.129 --> 00:49:24.089 We are doing it for the government. 00:49:24.131 --> 00:49:25.257 Yes, sir! 00:49:25.257 --> 00:49:27.008 Mr. Schneider! Hello, Mr. Schneider! 00:49:27.050 --> 00:49:29.094 Inspector Schneider! 00:49:33.098 --> 00:49:37.769 Well, Mr. Inspector Schneider, I just wanted to tell you that Brest now stole a police car! 00:49:38.103 --> 00:49:40.772 Couldn't you wait until I am back in the office? 00:49:40.814 --> 00:49:43.942 And there is something else! 00:49:45.068 --> 00:49:46.737 What is it? Should I guess? 00:49:46.737 --> 00:49:48.905 - You'll never guess! - Keller! 00:49:48.947 --> 00:49:52.034 - The other one - Wurlitzer - he is a hostage! - Hostage!? 00:49:52.075 --> 00:49:55.203 Yes, he threatened him with a gun! He wanted to kill him! 00:49:56.747 --> 00:49:58.832 How did you get to the police, by the way? 00:49:58.832 --> 00:50:00.876 I used the bus! 00:50:00.876 --> 00:50:02.878 Authorization... 00:50:02.919 --> 00:50:04.963 Document... 00:50:21.563 --> 00:50:25.317 Allowing for all possibilities, they couldn't have gotten further than this! 00:50:25.317 --> 00:50:27.194 Well done, Keller! 00:50:27.194 --> 00:50:28.862 Do you want to earn some points? 00:50:28.862 --> 00:50:31.615 - Sure, boss! - Initiate a police search there! 00:50:31.615 --> 00:50:34.409 Keller, you will get us a hubi. We'll fly there! 00:50:34.409 --> 00:50:35.994 Heli! 00:50:35.994 --> 00:50:37.621 Sorry? 00:50:37.621 --> 00:50:39.998 The official abbreviation for "helicopter" is "heli"! 00:50:39.998 --> 00:50:43.168 I don't fucking care what it is called as long as it flies! 00:51:07.234 --> 00:51:09.319 Put your hands behind your head and step back from the car! 00:51:09.319 --> 00:51:10.570 What? 00:51:10.570 --> 00:51:13.073 Your hands! Behind your head! I am a police officer! 00:51:13.073 --> 00:51:15.242 Me too! 00:51:15.283 --> 00:51:17.452 Come here - I need your help! 00:51:17.452 --> 00:51:19.204 I have a small problem with the radiator... 00:51:19.204 --> 00:51:22.374 I filled it with water, but the engine is overheated! 00:51:25.460 --> 00:51:28.714 I havenít got a clue about cars! Can I see your police ID, please? 00:51:28.714 --> 00:51:32.884 Listen to me: I am a special representative of the Department of the Interior. 00:51:32.884 --> 00:51:36.012 I am delivering a document to the chancellorís office! 00:51:36.012 --> 00:51:40.183 It would be best for everyone, if you would let me use your helicopter, now! 00:51:40.600 --> 00:51:43.729 Can I see the authorization? 00:51:50.610 --> 00:51:54.781 I thought that police cars never break down... 00:51:57.284 --> 00:52:00.203 ...never go bust... 00:52:00.203 --> 00:52:02.497 Everything alright, colleague? 00:52:02.497 --> 00:52:05.625 Everything alright! You can join us in the helicopter! 00:52:11.048 --> 00:52:14.176 There will be consequences! 00:52:39.409 --> 00:52:41.495 Rudi! 00:53:27.666 --> 00:53:29.584 Do you have this!? 00:53:29.584 --> 00:53:31.420 Excuse me, please! 00:53:32.671 --> 00:53:34.256 You will need a prescription. 00:53:34.256 --> 00:53:37.884 Don't be ridiculous! It's a matter of life and death! 00:53:37.926 --> 00:53:42.097 - I'll pay as much as you want! - I can't, it's a very strong drug! 00:54:43.492 --> 00:54:46.620 Load your weapons! Take your stand! 00:54:47.454 --> 00:54:49.539 Off you go! 00:54:51.833 --> 00:54:54.961 Boss, you have to see this! 00:54:55.170 --> 00:54:58.298 "...we don't know if people were injured or killed..." 00:54:58.298 --> 00:55:01.426 "...we will now switch to our reporter, she is on the scene..." 00:55:01.426 --> 00:55:03.095 Do you want to marry me, Keller? 00:55:03.095 --> 00:55:06.223 "I am knockin' on heavens door! I've got nothing to loose!" 00:55:06.223 --> 00:55:07.349 This guy is sick! 00:55:07.391 --> 00:55:10.519 "Fuck off!" 00:55:12.771 --> 00:55:15.941 "Hey, I want you to fuck off! You got two minutes!" 00:55:16.525 --> 00:55:18.735 "That was about 10 minutes ago." 00:55:18.735 --> 00:55:24.991 "The police withdrew and the kidnapper Martin Brest fled into this Turkish diner." 00:55:24.991 --> 00:55:26.743 Why do I learn this from TV? 00:55:26.785 --> 00:55:34.042 "The psychopathic Martin Brest kidnapped Rudi Wurlitzer on Monday night from a hospital." 00:55:34.584 --> 00:55:36.670 She doesn't have any tits! 00:55:45.846 --> 00:55:48.432 Snipers! 00:55:48.473 --> 00:55:51.059 They probably got snipers on the roof! 00:55:51.059 --> 00:55:54.187 If they had snipers, you wouldn't be standing there! 00:55:56.898 --> 00:56:00.027 But I am the hostage! 00:56:00.652 --> 00:56:03.780 They wouldn't kill the hostage - would they? 00:56:04.197 --> 00:56:07.325 That's happened before. 00:56:26.178 --> 00:56:29.347 [Turkish] 00:56:31.600 --> 00:56:38.940 The "Helsinki Syndrome" describes a change in the relationship between the hostage and the kidnapper. 00:56:39.524 --> 00:56:44.780 A radical, unconscious change of the hostage's survival strategy. 00:56:45.364 --> 00:56:53.538 After some time in panic, the hostage starts to seek the trust and friendship of the kidnapper. 00:56:53.538 --> 00:56:57.709 But he is still violently following his goals. 00:56:57.876 --> 00:57:01.838 What goal? That's bullshit! 00:57:01.880 --> 00:57:06.051 Mr Schneider, please let me do the psychological study! 00:57:06.218 --> 00:57:12.474 You can study whatever you want, but these two guys are playing us for a sucker! 00:57:14.893 --> 00:57:18.021 It's OK, you don't have to pay! 00:57:25.404 --> 00:57:29.574 Listen, I can't give you change for that... This is not a bank. 00:57:30.117 --> 00:57:32.202 That's alright 00:57:40.335 --> 00:57:42.421 They are coming out! 00:57:50.762 --> 00:57:53.348 I am sorry, but I need your car! 00:57:53.348 --> 00:57:56.518 - Get into the car, baby face! - Don't ever call me baby face again! 00:57:56.518 --> 00:57:59.604 In the other side! 00:58:00.439 --> 00:58:03.608 Get closer! 00:58:05.360 --> 00:58:08.488 We're on air! 00:58:08.905 --> 00:58:13.160 "When leaving the diner, Brest threatened a woman and took her car." 00:58:13.201 --> 00:58:19.458 "Brest, who seems to be ready for anything, robbed a bank the other day for 80,000 Marks." 00:58:19.958 --> 00:58:22.961 Not to mention my million! 00:58:22.961 --> 00:58:27.966 "We do not know what he did to Wurlitzer, but we hope that the hostage is ok." 00:58:28.008 --> 00:58:34.222 "We will be back as soon as there are more news. Celia Sarto for TVL2." 00:58:36.141 --> 00:58:39.227 Corrupt cops, yes... 00:58:40.062 --> 00:58:41.146 SHIT! 00:58:42.564 --> 00:58:45.734 The guy had my suitcase! 00:58:47.152 --> 00:58:50.739 Get Carlos and the Rodriguez brothers and... 00:58:50.739 --> 00:58:53.825 GET MY MONEY BACK! 00:59:19.935 --> 00:59:24.106 Boss, they stole a car and are heading for the Dutch border now. 00:59:24.606 --> 00:59:28.777 Tell our people to follow and observe them, but without attracting attention! 00:59:35.659 --> 00:59:39.830 Are they stupid? Aren't they afraid that you could kill me? 00:59:56.388 --> 00:59:59.558 You just lost your driver's license! 01:02:13.191 --> 01:02:16.778 If I knew this would happen, I would have gone to school for another job! 01:02:16.778 --> 01:02:19.865 You went to SCHOOL for this shit??? 01:02:24.036 --> 01:02:26.246 We lost them! 01:02:26.246 --> 01:02:29.374 We really lost them! 01:03:09.331 --> 01:03:12.417 They're gone! These idiots are lucky, too! 01:03:12.417 --> 01:03:15.545 Too much luck for my taste! You will now take over from here! 01:03:15.587 --> 01:03:19.758 You are now responsible here, Keller! Now you have to show me that you are a cop! 01:03:22.552 --> 01:03:25.681 Yes, boss! I'll get them! 01:03:25.889 --> 01:03:29.017 I'll get you motherfuckers! 01:03:30.894 --> 01:03:34.022 Boss! Boss! 01:03:49.454 --> 01:03:50.080 Hello! 01:03:50.080 --> 01:03:54.126 What are you doing! Get out of my car! If there is a problem come to my window! 01:03:54.167 --> 01:03:58.296 That's not possible, since everybody could see my gun then! 01:03:59.047 --> 01:04:01.007 Don't make a mistake! 01:04:01.049 --> 01:04:04.136 You can put your hands down. 01:04:05.512 --> 01:04:07.055 Do you know me? 01:04:07.097 --> 01:04:09.141 No. 01:04:11.643 --> 01:04:13.729 Open this! 01:04:24.281 --> 01:04:31.371 I am married, we don't have children yet, but my wife is pregnant... 01:04:31.371 --> 01:04:34.499 Hey, that's good for you! Congratulations! 01:04:34.833 --> 01:04:40.005 Now listen to me: This is 80,000 Marks, which I robbed from the bank. 01:04:41.381 --> 01:04:46.595 And this is about 3,000 Marks, which I robbed from the gas station. 01:04:47.095 --> 01:04:50.265 I want you to give the money back! Can I count on you? 01:04:50.349 --> 01:04:53.268 - Yes, of course. - Good. 01:04:53.268 --> 01:04:56.396 That should clarify the situation with your people. 01:04:56.521 --> 01:04:59.066 If I see a cop from now on - 01:04:59.066 --> 01:05:01.610 I will kill the hostage! 01:05:08.367 --> 01:05:09.743 Everything fine? 01:05:09.743 --> 01:05:12.871 - Yes, we are debt-free! - That sounds good to me! 01:05:28.929 --> 01:05:32.057 Off you go, TJ! 01:05:32.265 --> 01:05:35.394 If you need a taxi again: 2727! 01:05:39.981 --> 01:05:43.110 Good day, gentlemen! What can I do for you? 01:05:44.236 --> 01:05:47.280 Have we met before? 01:05:47.280 --> 01:05:49.574 No. 01:05:49.574 --> 01:05:52.703 We want to buy a Cadillac! 01:05:53.328 --> 01:05:57.499 Just like the one that Elvis bought for his mother. 01:06:00.502 --> 01:06:02.587 No problem! 01:06:17.853 --> 01:06:20.939 "HOSTAGE-DRAMA: Doomed kidnaps doomed" 01:06:45.380 --> 01:06:49.634 - Hempel, Amelia-Elisabeth: 10,000 Marks - What's the street? 01:06:49.634 --> 01:06:55.891 - I told you: Huehnerbeinstrasse! - Ha, that's a strange name for a street... 01:06:57.225 --> 01:07:00.395 OK, put the letters in the mail now. 01:07:08.612 --> 01:07:11.615 Hey, what are you planning? 01:07:11.656 --> 01:07:16.828 A Cadillac for you, two women for me... At least I have to invite them for dinner! 01:08:05.127 --> 01:08:07.003 Hello Mom! 01:08:10.549 --> 01:08:12.634 Martin? 01:08:21.309 --> 01:08:23.395 My boy! 01:08:29.818 --> 01:08:32.988 What happened to you? 01:08:49.129 --> 01:08:52.257 Where have you been for so long? 01:08:53.717 --> 01:08:56.845 Look at what I brought for you! 01:09:11.526 --> 01:09:14.696 It's beautiful! 01:09:18.200 --> 01:09:21.370 I don't even have a driver's license! 01:09:25.540 --> 01:09:28.627 And you're not even Elvis... 01:09:39.805 --> 01:09:42.307 Come on Brest! The game is over! Drop the gun! 01:09:42.307 --> 01:09:45.102 Get inside mom! 01:09:45.143 --> 01:09:48.230 - What is going on? - Drop the gun, Brest! 01:09:50.315 --> 01:09:53.485 Or I'll shoot! 01:09:53.568 --> 01:09:56.279 - Martin, do what he says! - I can't do that, Rudi! 01:09:56.279 --> 01:09:58.365 Drop the gun! 01:09:58.365 --> 01:10:01.284 The ocean is not so important now! I will see it eventually! 01:10:01.284 --> 01:10:04.413 Yes, you will see it! But what about me!? 01:10:22.431 --> 01:10:25.600 Well done, Brest! 01:10:28.687 --> 01:10:30.772 Let me go! 01:10:35.777 --> 01:10:40.365 You are a liar! You tell me about the ocean, but you have never been there yourself! 01:10:40.407 --> 01:10:45.620 - Arrest the son-of-a-bitch! - What? This man is dying! He is seriously ill! 01:10:45.620 --> 01:10:50.792 Get an ambulance, or you will have to arrest him in heaven! 01:11:01.136 --> 01:11:03.221 I will go with him. 01:11:03.221 --> 01:11:07.184 What? You are going with him? After all he has done to you? 01:11:07.184 --> 01:11:13.440 I know the doctor! I know the hospital! He is my friend and I will take care for him! 01:11:17.819 --> 01:11:20.947 Helsinki Syndrome! 01:11:20.947 --> 01:11:24.076 You go with them! 01:13:39.544 --> 01:13:44.216 - Is that a brothel or a chorus line? - Nobody else knows either... 01:13:44.216 --> 01:13:45.967 It's a brothel! 01:13:47.052 --> 01:13:47.969 What? 01:13:47.969 --> 01:13:50.055 A brothel! 01:14:17.999 --> 01:14:19.960 What about you? 01:14:20.001 --> 01:14:23.130 Hey, it's your wish, Rudi! 01:14:36.018 --> 01:14:38.020 Can I have two...? 01:14:38.020 --> 01:14:41.273 You can have them all - when you got enough money! 01:15:02.210 --> 01:15:06.923 Are you done already? Then take care of the toilettes now! 01:15:07.299 --> 01:15:10.761 No, I don't think we will clean the toilettes today, boss! 01:15:10.761 --> 01:15:12.512 You don't think so? 01:15:12.554 --> 01:15:15.640 And why don't you think so, Abdul? 01:15:17.017 --> 01:15:20.145 They are here! 01:15:31.948 --> 01:15:35.077 Didn't you like it, Rudi? 01:15:35.369 --> 01:15:38.497 Oh, I did... 01:15:38.997 --> 01:15:42.167 But you look so sad. 01:15:44.836 --> 01:15:48.632 There are so many undone things in my life, 01:15:48.632 --> 01:15:51.760 so many things unsaid... 01:15:52.803 --> 01:15:55.931 You know... 01:15:57.474 --> 01:16:00.602 That was probably the greatest fuck of my life! 01:16:05.899 --> 01:16:07.984 And your last! 01:16:19.037 --> 01:16:23.208 Good! Now, that we're all together... 01:16:25.127 --> 01:16:28.255 Where is my money? 01:16:29.589 --> 01:16:31.258 What money? 01:16:31.258 --> 01:16:35.429 Don't fuck with me! Tell me where my money is! 01:16:35.846 --> 01:16:38.974 And I will spare your life! 01:17:10.255 --> 01:17:12.591 What's so funny? 01:17:12.591 --> 01:17:14.926 Actually nothing... 01:17:14.926 --> 01:17:18.096 I see... Where did we leave off? 01:17:19.222 --> 01:17:22.351 Yes... the money. 01:17:23.602 --> 01:17:27.773 We mailed it to various people. There is nothing left. 01:17:33.945 --> 01:17:37.074 Why are you making it so hard for me? 01:17:38.116 --> 01:17:40.994 Unfortunately I have to kill you now! 01:17:41.036 --> 01:17:47.292 Go for it! I will die soon anyway. I've got a cerebral tumour, I don't care! 01:17:50.087 --> 01:17:53.215 Then I will kill you! 01:17:53.215 --> 01:17:55.384 I don't want to piss you off, but... 01:17:55.384 --> 01:18:01.056 I've got bone cancer, late stage, I don't care either! 01:18:01.056 --> 01:18:03.642 SHUT UP! 01:18:03.642 --> 01:18:06.770 I'll kill you now! 01:20:33.583 --> 01:20:36.712 Here we are... 01:20:39.005 --> 01:20:42.134 Can you taste the salt? 01:20:46.304 --> 01:20:49.433 Rudi? 01:20:51.226 --> 01:20:54.312 I've got to tell you something! 01:20:56.314 --> 01:21:00.485 I know. But let me tell you something: 01:21:02.571 --> 01:21:05.699 You don't have to be afraid! 01:24:10.467 --> 01:24:20.894 [Please keep watching: There is an additional scene after the credits...] 01:24:26.108 --> 01:24:57.389 These subtitles are written by hand. 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